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New York Circa 1746 Open Thread

This better not be AI.

One of my favorite parts of movies is -- or was -- the use of models and later CGI to recreate historical cities.

Now people are cranking these out at home.

Posted by: Ace at 02:50 PM




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1 >>>This better not be AI.

lol
Caption on video:
New York 1746 (AI Reconstruction)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 01, 2026 02:52 PM (syz1S)

2 Where's all the horse shit on the pavement and human shit in the river?

Posted by: Shitposter at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM (oftw2)

3 Unrelated but fun! We were on the news last night!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtmr7x

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 02:55 PM (Wmg4n)

4 Ps - Ace, the video I linked is not AI. 😂 It’s us. I am in there. But like where’s Waldo, I am not telling who! Lol.

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Wmg4n)

5 whare's e'erbody?

Posted by: DanMan at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM (8uzBS)

6 3 Unrelated but fun! We were on the news last night!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtmr7x
Posted by: Piper

That's pretty cool. A denizen of this site in the News-for something good!

Posted by: Felonious Jenkins at January 01, 2026 02:58 PM (oftw2)

7
Where are the bawdy houses and the pails of night soil getting dumped out the windows?

See what you've got coming your way, Mamdami Mamas?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 02:58 PM (xG4kz)

8 Videos from 1746 tend to be stuttery.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 02:59 PM (jc0TO)

9 Narration sounds like AI, too. Pacing and emphasis on syllables is subtly wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 03:00 PM (8zz6B)

10 As they say, money can’t buy happiness


but it can darn sure rent it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 03:01 PM (jc0TO)

11 Went to Powerline. I notice that Scott Johnson is Butthurt that Nick Shirley was covering HIS (Scott's) story, and stealing his thunder.

Now, why won't people complain about this kind of squabble on the right?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 01, 2026 03:02 PM (s0JqF)

12 Got thrown out of the last gym I was in. I kept asking if I was being detained.

Posted by: Sovran Sitticen at January 01, 2026 03:02 PM (oftw2)

13 Test

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (t/2Uw)

14 "altered or synthetic content", LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (Cjt/F)

15 Can someone tell me who Brian Krassenstein is and if I should give it flying fuck?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (8CIFn)

16 Ps - Ace, the video I linked is not AI. 😂 It’s us. I am in there. But like where’s Waldo, I am not telling who! Lol.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Wmg4n)

You're the one who waved to the camera, aren't you.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (lH8E4)

17 Apparently, some police stations in Iran have been overrun. The feed I'm watching just shut down for a break. Maybe there's another one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 03:05 PM (vV6n9)

18 that's so cool, Piper!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 03:06 PM (Cjt/F)

19 Narration sounds like AI, too. Pacing and emphasis on syllables is subtly wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 03:00 PM (8zz6B)

I hate AI narration. Even if they didn't mispronounce things, or have odd cadence, it's just lazy.

How long would it have taken you to read the damn thing.

Plonk.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 03:06 PM (q/UWX)

20 Ps - Ace, the video I linked is not AI. 😂 It’s us. I am in there. But like where’s Waldo, I am not telling who! Lol.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Wmg4n)

so cool!! Happy new year!

Posted by: LASue at January 01, 2026 03:07 PM (/DBoU)

21
You're the one who waved to the camera, aren't you.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (lH8E4)

Hahahah! I am the one in the work out video pretending like it’s super fun and I am not dying.

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 03:07 PM (p4NUW)

22 How long would it have taken you to read the damn thing.

Longer than it took the AI to write it, I bet.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 01, 2026 03:08 PM (PH3st)

23 Hahahah! I am the one in the work out video pretending like it’s super fun and I am not dying.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 03:07 PM (p4NUW)

Well, all the women look lovely, so whichever one you are...

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 03:08 PM (q/UWX)

24 You're the one who waved to the camera, aren't you.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (lH8E4)

Hahahah! I am the one in the work out video pretending like it’s super fun and I am not dying.


I like watching as some figures appear and disappear, or walk through walls.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:09 PM (Riz8t)

25 Tech is gonna be skunked.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 03:10 PM (jc0TO)

26 I guessed the work out video! I'm glad everyone is faking how fun it is

Posted by: LASue at January 01, 2026 03:11 PM (/DBoU)

27
so cool!! Happy new year!
Posted by: LASue at January 01, 2026 03:07 PM (/DBoU)

18 that's so cool, Piper!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 03:06 PM (Cjt/F)

Thank you! And Happy New Year as well!

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 03:11 PM (OoFl2)

28 Yep, this game had promise, but fizzled out at the half. Hopefully we get better performances in the upcoming games.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 03:11 PM (vV6n9)

29 Went to Powerline. I notice that Scott Johnson is Butthurt that Nick Shirley was covering HIS (Scott's) story, and stealing his thunder.

Because Nick was chosen to be the one for X to amplify the views so that the population would be enraged at the fraud.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 03:11 PM (a4flb)

30 15 Can someone tell me who Brian Krassenstein is and if I should give it flying fuck?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (8CIFn)

Brian Krassenstein and his brother are two of the biggest engagement farming / hateposting trolls on X.

No you should not give a fuck about anything they say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 03:12 PM (m7iZ5)

31 New York Circa 2026. Anti American, communist Muslim sworn in on the devils book. Chief lawyer defended Al qaeda terrorists who killed thousands of Americans and demolished the WTC.

New York delenda est. Way to go AWFl’s. You finally did it.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 01, 2026 03:13 PM (IeX0j)

32 >>> Can someone tell me who Brian Krassenstein is and if I should give it flying fuck?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (8CIFn)


One of two twin microtwink lefty scum popular on social media. They are ignorable nobodies.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 03:14 PM (3uBP9)

33 Hi
I am now home from my holiday excursion from where I could not comment on the blog. My Ipad died and my phone kept giving me the red letters of death. Thought it might be because i was somewhere I had never been before. Now home, this is working on my lap topbut still can't get my phone to accept my name and email so I can comment. Going to try and replace my Ipad asap but anyone know why This is happening with the phone.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2026 03:17 PM (t/2Uw)

34 New York Circa 2026. Anti American, communist Muslim sworn in on the devils book. Chief lawyer defended Al qaeda terrorists who killed thousands of Americans and demolished the WTC.

New York delenda est. Way to go AWFl’s. You finally did it.
Posted by: Vengeance

I can't visit any less than I am now so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 03:17 PM (cYBz/)

35 I am proud to announce I have invited the Ayatollah and all Iranian Government Officials to come to NYC and to teach me and the people of NYC to love Islam and hate Western Pig Dogs like Trump

Posted by: Mayor Zohan Mandami at January 01, 2026 03:18 PM (J9q9v)

36 4 I am not telling who! Lol.

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM

Is that you way in the back? ;-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 01, 2026 03:19 PM (LgsNJ)

37 Nice video, Piper! Everyone looks like they are getting stronger and maintaining good range of motion.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2026 03:19 PM (FMtrg)

38 >>> Going to try and replace my Ipad asap but anyone know why This is happening with the phone.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2026 03:17 PM (t/2Uw)


It is normally because there is a weird character in the Comments, Name, or Email box. Try clearing them out, select all, delete/cut, then filling in again.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 03:20 PM (3uBP9)

39 Happy New year!!!

Did you see Mamdani got sworn in on a koran? How can you swear to uphold the Constitution and adhere to Islam. The two are diametrically opposed.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2026 03:20 PM (t/2Uw)

40 Piper, how's the new hair?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 03:21 PM (0sNs1)

41 Oregon scores in garbage time to win 23-0 over TTech.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 03:21 PM (jc0TO)

42 MTV Channels Signs Off The Air in 2025 With The Song They Debuted With When They First Began in 1981

MTV debuted in 1981 with the now-classic Buggles song "Video Killed the Radio Star"

The landmark synth-pop song released by the British group The Buggles in 1979 is most famous for its role in television history and its prophetic lyrics regarding technological change.

The song was written by Trevor Horn, Geoff Downes, and Bruce Woolley. Upon its original release, it topped charts in 16 countries, including the UK, Australia, and Japan.

On December 31, 2025, MTV Music officially ended its 44-year broadcast run by playing this same iconic video as its final transmission.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 03:22 PM (c115l)

43 Where's all the horse shit on the pavement and human shit in the river?
Posted by: Shitposter at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM


We do the opposite.

Posted by: San Francisco at January 01, 2026 03:22 PM (0sNs1)

44 20 Ps - Ace, the video I linked is not AI. 😂 It’s us. I am in there. But like where’s Waldo, I am not telling who! Lol.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Wmg4n)

so cool!! Happy new year!
Posted by: LASue at January 01, 2026 03:07 PM (/DBoU)

You're the person actually being interviewed?

I stayed at the Marriott in Fairhope one night back in the mid 90's - business travel but wanted to come back - it was really nice.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 03:22 PM (QGaXH)

45 I thought barre was outlawed under Geneva Convention.

Posted by: Hideki Tojo at January 01, 2026 03:23 PM (oftw2)

46 Bernie Sanders and AOC at the inauguration of Mandami is not a good sign..........

Free Stuff for everyone and Big Businesses need to pay their "FAIR SHARE" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red States here comes new Business...

Posted by: Jackson at January 01, 2026 03:23 PM (/dgQg)

47
I hate AI narration. Even if they didn't mispronounce things, or have odd cadence, it's just lazy.

How long would it have taken you to read the damn thing.

Plonk.
Posted by: BurtTC

==============

YouTube is infested with AI slop now. I block the channels when they're recommended to me. I won't watch any histories, disaster stories, or any of that stuff unless there are human talkers on the screen, like The Rest Is History or Kyle Hates Hiking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 01, 2026 03:24 PM (2YF7/)

48 Did you see Mamdani got sworn in on a koran? How can you swear to uphold the Constitution and adhere to Islam. The two are diametrically opposed.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2026 03:20 PM (t/2Uw)


My thought as well.

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2026 03:24 PM (FMtrg)

49 If you visit 1 World Trade Center and take the elevator to the top, the walls of the elevator show the development of NYC as the elevator rises. It is pretty darn cool.

https://tinyurl.com/ym7b6zzz

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 01, 2026 03:24 PM (LgsNJ)

50 YouTube is infested with AI slop now. I block the channels when they're recommended to me. I won't watch any histories, disaster stories, or any of that stuff unless there are human talkers on the screen

You mean you don't think that kitten saving a baby by fighting off 100 polar bears is real?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)

51 Probably the last time NY was worth a shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 03:25 PM (snZF9)

52 40 Piper, how's the new hair?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026

Still there! And I am still glad I did it. I maybe cut just a little too much off, but my hair grows really fast, so it will be fine in no time. It can still go in a pony tail and bun, so that is all that matters.

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 03:26 PM (Wmg4n)

53 Even in 1746, there was no good Picante Sauce made in NYC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1)

54
Ken Burns (yes, that Ken Burns) prepared a multi-episodic documentary about New York. The first episode covers its history up to the opening of the Erie Canal in the mid-1820s. It is what I will go back to view to take a nostalgic look at those times. I can pretty much do without the rest of the series. Here is the link to Episode 1

https://youtu.be/V1omW-OPlRk

I remain astonished that the warp and weft of our history, our doughty Somalis, were not mentioned even once despite their innumerable contributions to what this society has accomplished in 250 years.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 03:27 PM (xG4kz)

55 You're the person actually being interviewed?

I stayed at the Marriott in Fairhope one night back in the mid 90's - business travel but wanted to come back - it was really nice

No, that is one of my instructors. She is like human sunshine so I figured she would be the best face for this kind of thing.

Fairhope is a great little place that needs to stop growing.

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 03:28 PM (Wmg4n)

56 So Piper runs a Learing Center too. Apply for grant.

Posted by: Allah Whackbar Child Early Learing Center at January 01, 2026 03:28 PM (oftw2)

57 I don't understand the workout places that have a big front window and you can see the gals inside, normally one of those pole or silks class. No not strippers. I wouldn't want anyone watching me off the streets.

I'm thinking about starting TRX again. That was a good workout. Imagine you are a slave in ancient Rome trying to earn your freedom. Straps, whips, kneeling, getting yelled at a lot. Accept your commander is a little gal with dancer legs screaming at you to hold position five more seconds and you are 4 seconds from collapsing.

Great stuff. Also might try a spin class if I can get up early enough. Spin, TRX, and some class with butt & gut in its name. My goal for this year.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 03:28 PM (3uBP9)

58 Speaking of being sworn in...

U.S. Presidents:
John Quincy Adams: A law book, emphasizing separation of church and state.
Theodore Roosevelt: No book at all.
Lyndon B. Johnson: A Catholic missal used by JFK, taken on Air Force One.
U.S. Congress (House & Senate):
Keith Ellison: The Quran, in 2007, beginning a trend.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz: A Hebrew Bible (Tanakh).
Ilhan Omar & Rashida Tlaib: The Quran.
Tulsi Gabbard: The Bhagavad Gita (first member of Congress to do so).
Robert Garcia: A rare Superman comic book.
Kyrsten Sinema: A law book.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 03:29 PM (NFX2v)

59 >>On December 31, 2025, MTV Music officially ended its 44-year broadcast run by playing this same iconic video as its final transmission.


Maybe they should have stuck with videos over trash reality tv?

At least one good thing came out of it: Sec. or Transportation Duffy and his wife met on an Mtv show, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 03:29 PM (NuV6c)

60 On December 31, 2025, MTV Music officially ended its 44-year broadcast run by playing this same iconic video as its final transmission.
Posted by: rickb223

Somehow, I'm shocked by that. This seems appropriate:

1985 by Bowling for Soup

youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 01, 2026 03:30 PM (PH3st)

61 Videos from 1746 tend to be stuttery.
Posted by: toby928(c)


Half the things you read and see on the internet are fake.

Posted by: Andrew Jackson, at January 01, 2026 03:30 PM (13Txl)

62 > Hahahah! I am the one in the work out video pretending like it’s super fun and I am not dying.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 03:07 PM (p4NUW)

Ah... I was guessing the professor. Very classy-looking woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 03:30 PM (IG3/x)

Family Fun With Crossbows Open Thread

Happy New Year!

Apparently the son took over for the dad in later years.

Posted by: Ace at 01:30 PM




Comments

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1 Almost.first!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:31 PM (2WIwB)

2 Whoa!!! How about that???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:31 PM (2WIwB)

3 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 01:32 PM (cYBz/)

4 HELLO????

Hello...

hello...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:32 PM (2WIwB)

5
Happy New Year Diogenes!

Posted by: fourseasons at January 01, 2026 01:32 PM (3ek7K)

6 Right back at cha fourseasons!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:34 PM (2WIwB)

7 I DEMAND EQUAL TIME FOR LONGBOWS!

Posted by: Infuriated Welshman at January 01, 2026 01:34 PM (ZOv7s)

8 Will there be a longbow thread following this one?

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2026 01:34 PM (tfChy)

9 I love crossbows.

Funnily enough, my father... not a fan of them.

YouTube: https://bit.ly/4b9Z2wk

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at January 01, 2026 01:35 PM (P5BPp)

10 "Never point your weapon at something you don't want to destroy."

I think they are violating ALL of the range rules that I learned.

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (EYvpB)

11 I want to learn to be a slinger.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (jc0TO)

12 Longbows!

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (grNgC)

13 I think they are violating ALL of the range rules that I learned.
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (EYvpB)
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That's what makes it entertaining.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ZOv7s)

14 But why?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (Idisy)

15 I love crossbows.

Funnily enough, my father... not a fan of them.

YouTube: https://bit.ly/4b9Z2wk

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister


*looks questioningly at guy who does the "It's funny because" bit*

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

16 I was watching a video about some old psycho who killed another driver with a crossbow in a road rage incident.

The surgeon they interviewed said he hates the crossbows, because when someone someone shows up with a crossbow wound, it's pretty much 100% certain they won't make it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:38 PM (BI5O2)

17 [100 comment rule]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 01:38 PM (nWPIJ)

18 Longbows
Mary Ann
1911
No beans

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2026 01:39 PM (u73oe)

19 Target shot with a crossbow once. Fun, but that was my only interest. Interesting history of the weapon however.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 01:39 PM (zNwXb)

20 The surgeon they interviewed said he hates the crossbows, because when someone someone shows up with a crossbow wound, it's pretty much 100% certain they won't make it.

----------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Richard The Lionhearted at January 01, 2026 01:39 PM (nWPIJ)

21
The surgeon they interviewed said he hates the crossbows, because when someone someone shows up with a crossbow wound, it's pretty much 100% certain they won't make it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
----

Just out of curiosity, what was "n" for that study?

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at January 01, 2026 01:40 PM (aTta8)

22 I used to be an adventurer until I took a bolt to the knee.

Posted by: Freak crossbow accident at January 01, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

23 About a dozen years ago, a man in Virginia Beach was arrested for shooting his wife with a crossbow when she was walking on a treadmill. She died, he claimed it was an accident, but the jury did not believe him.

Posted by: Arrow Shirt Co. at January 01, 2026 01:41 PM (oftw2)

24 I have no dog in the longbow vs crossbow fight…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:41 PM (xT8gx)

25 Texas Tech has been on defense for 43 snaps in the first half. They've done well (down 0-6), but have got to be gassed. Hopefully a bit more scoring in the second half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 01:42 PM (vV6n9)

26 I want to learn to be a slinger.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (jc0TO)


Made slings when I was a kid. It was the first time I realized how far I could throw a rock. Never really worked on accuracy rhough. I should of.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:42 PM (2WIwB)

27 Crossbow
Mrs. Howell
9 MM
Beans
Carrots

Posted by: Always Thinkin' at January 01, 2026 01:43 PM (oftw2)

28
Finally got Her Majesty and The Big Dummy on the road. Headed off to Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 01:43 PM (tgvbd)

29 Finally got Her Majesty and The Big Dummy on the road. Headed off to Mass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That's a fur piece.

Posted by: Rand McNally at January 01, 2026 01:44 PM (oftw2)

30 But World War IV will be fought with bows and arrows.

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 01, 2026 01:44 PM (2Ez/1)

31 I used to be an adventurer until I took a bolt to the knee.
Posted by: Freak crossbow accident at January 01, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

I got a couple of bolts in my neck, and I did OK.

Posted by: The Monster at January 01, 2026 01:44 PM (8zz6B)

32 But what about longbows???

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

33 I know that technically Oregon is the underdog as they’re the lower seed… but in reality over the last 20 years (at least) Oregon has been a college football blue blood while Texas Tech has been a nobody (they didn’t even win big when Patrick Mahomes was their QB). So I’m pulling for Tech because I like underdogs

The ridiculous reality is that both teams are funded by billionaires: Phil Knight for Oregon (Nike) and Cody Campbell for Tech (oil money)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:45 PM (xT8gx)

34 Crossbow
Mrs. Howell
9 MM
Beans
Carrots
Posted by: Always Thinkin' at January 01, 2026 01:43 PM (oftw2)
====

This is an outrage!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

35 A bigger boat.
A better crew.
MaryAnn AND Ginger
7.62
Maple syrup

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:46 PM (2WIwB)

36 Cranks the lot of them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:46 PM (mlg/3)

37 Happy Birthday, Uncle Mike!

Uncle Mike was my maternal grandfather’s older brother. His birthday was Jan 1. Every year, he had an open house. Folks would come and go, the Rose Bowl would be on. People would nosh on one folks food and the adults would get totally lit up. Open bar set up on a towel on the washer/dryer off the kitchen. Several plastic gallons of booze. Ice in a bucket. A few mixers. Serve yourself.

Kids snuck drinks. Played croquet in the rain in the back yard. Tromped through the living room to the couch to gorge on chips and dip and Vienna sausages.

He made it to 104. Never had kids. I miss him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 01:48 PM (IhIKR)

38 I want to learn to be a slinger.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (jc0TO)


It is not hard, it just takes persistence. I used a leather pouch and 550 cord. The pouch was just a square chunk of leather slit on the ends with holes in each "finger" so it would stack when I threaded it with the cord. There is no right way of doing it.
It was mostly to flip rocks. I used it a lot when I was rehabbing from a broken shoulder to make sure I was getting good rotation and rebuilding flexibility

Look up "shepherd sling" or "Balearic sling" for patterns.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:48 PM (rbvCR)

39 The ridiculous reality is that both teams are funded by billionaires: Phil Knight for Oregon (Nike) and Cody Campbell for Tech (oil money)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:45 PM (xT8gx)

If you fund a college football team, do you get to boink all the cheerleaders? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:48 PM (8zz6B)

40 I HATE OREGON.

DIE, ducks, DIE.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 01:50 PM (IhIKR)

41 If you fund a college football team, do you get to boink all the cheerleaders? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:48 PM (8zz6B)


Need to clarify with your friend...half the cheer squads are men.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:50 PM (2WIwB)

42 I predict this resolution lasts as long as my jog-a-mile-before-breakfast resolution.

CBS Evening News
@CBSEveningNews
"On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you."

That changes now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except Better at January 01, 2026 01:51 PM (L/fGl)

43 30 But World War IV will be fought with bows and arrows.
Posted by: Just the punchline
=======
And drones/droids. But mostly drones and droids.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:51 PM (WDjG6)

44 What nurse said!!!

(Cougs beat Tech a year ago 37-16)

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:52 PM (2WIwB)

45 After the results of these playoff games, every Athletic Director in the NCAA is tuning up their speech - "The teams that won had money. If you want to see _____ win, you have to chip in."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 01, 2026 01:52 PM (8AONa)

46 >>I HATE OREGON.

DIE, ducks, DIE.


Not a huge fan of Oregon...but, damn I love me some Beavers!

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 01:52 PM (grNgC)

47 Hey remember when some Democrats made a video suggesting soldiers should refuse illegal orders? And everybody got all excited and and said 'Traitors!" and threatened prosecution?

Good times, huh
And the FT Knox audit?
Nationwide voter ID?
The J6 Inquisition?

forgotten like a fart in the wind

also, right now, the Senate is debating spending over 5 BILLION dollars to

get this

bring more refugees here

meet the new year
same as the old year

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 01:52 PM (ZxPkt)

48 That changes now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except Better at January 01, 2026 01:51 PM (L/fGl)


They will do exactly what their advertisers say.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)

49 The surgeon they interviewed said he hates the crossbows, because when someone someone shows up with a crossbow wound, it's pretty much 100% certain they won't make it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
----
Just out of curiosity, what was "n" for that study?
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister


"pretty much 100%" is not 100%, but it's also not 0% or 50-50.....

So more than one or two. I'd guess n=3.

And I think I just used up my yearly "math on the blog" allowance on Jan 1st.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 01:52 PM (nhCoE)

50 Need to clarify with your friend...half the cheer squads are men.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:50 PM (2WIwB)

Well, that would be icky...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:53 PM (8zz6B)

51 CBS Evening News
@CBSEveningNews
"On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you."

That changes now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
======
If it causes some commie cry babies at CBS to quit, then even if nothing else happens then it would be worthy. Their positions probably won't get filled and they will find themselves unemployable except as stockers at big box retail stores.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:53 PM (WDjG6)

52 Pretty good game between Tech and Oregon. I don't care who wins so long as the SEC and, especially, ESPN lose.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 01, 2026 01:53 PM (/mCq0)

53 also I hate all this CFB 'portal' shit

like The Beach Boys said
'Be true to your school'

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)

54 Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you."

--------

That's a pretty understated way to say "the Party writes every g-ddamned word we print beneath our bylines."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:54 PM (BI5O2)

55 I know that technically Oregon is the underdog as they’re the lower seed… but in reality over the last 20 years (at least) Oregon has been a college football blue blood while Texas Tech has been a nobody (they didn’t even win big when Patrick Mahomes was their QB). So I’m pulling for Tech because I like underdogs

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:45 PM

Tech had a pretty easy schedule this season. Utah and BYU were the only ranked teams they faced. And Utah and BYU had easy schedules as well which led to being ranked.

Now facing good competition, Tech may be getting exposed.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 01:54 PM (P5BPp)

56 also, right now, the Senate is debating spending over 5 BILLION dollars to

get this

bring more refugees here

meet the new year
same as the old year
Posted by: Don Black
======
Easy enough to veto. The refugee types do not have the votes to override so let them vote so we know who these quislings are.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:54 PM (WDjG6)

57 52 Pretty good game between Tech and Oregon. I don't care who wins so long as the SEC and, especially, ESPN lose.
Posted by: Sasquatch
=========
You will find the bookies win every game. The House always wins.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:55 PM (WDjG6)

58 I figure most crossbow wounds occur in places with a lot of hunters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:56 PM (BI5O2)

59 like The Beach Boys said
'Be true to your school'
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)

Not a fucking dime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:56 PM (8zz6B)

60 I have a crossbow but I don't shoot it much.
I always wanted a Barnett Commando, mostly due to James Bond.

But guns are better. More fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

61 ...I miss him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 01:48 PM (IhIKR)
====

May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 01:57 PM (RIvkX)

62 Crossbows. Meh.
Not nearly as fun shooting into the sky on New Years as a boomstick.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:57 PM (2WIwB)

63 Crossbows. Meh.
Not nearly as fun shooting into the sky on New Years as a boomstick.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:57 PM (2WIwB)

And probably more dangerous. I imagine terminal velocity for a crossbow bolt would not be much less than its initial velocity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:59 PM (8zz6B)

64 I figure most crossbow wounds occur in places with a lot of hunters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:56 PM (BI5O2)


Hee...Hee...Hee!!!

Posted by: Bambi's older brother at January 01, 2026 01:59 PM (2WIwB)

65 Crossbows. Meh.
Not nearly as fun shooting into the sky on New Years as a boomstick.
Posted by: Diogenes


"Woohoo!" BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! "Yeah!"

.....

"Woohoo!" thwip..... "Yeah!"

.....

Hypothesis confirmed.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (nhCoE)

66 Come on! No video of the tactical repeating crossbow from Germany? (Goes to youtube)

https://tinyurl.com/4pdfr73e

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (+mUZM)

67 28
Finally got Her Majesty and The Big Dummy on the road. Headed off to Mass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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May their travels be safe and speedy there and back.

FWIW, you might find the following short story amusing as it involves patent law. "An Ornament to His Profession" Charles L. Harness wrote it and some other short stories that are collected in the book of the same name.

"Charles Leonard Harness was born December 29, 1915 in Colorado City TX. After an abortive stint at Texas Christian University, studying to be a preacher, he moved on to George Washington University in Washington DC, where he received a B.S. degree in 1942, and a law degree in 1946. He married in 1938, and he and wife Nell have a daughter and a son. He worked as a mineral economist for the US Bureau of Mines, 1941-47, then became a patent attorney, first with American Cyanamid (1947-1953), then with W.R. Grace & Co. (1953-1981). "

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (WDjG6)

68 I'd like to see a husband and wife trebuchet act.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (3uBP9)

69 Not nearly as fun shooting into the sky on New Years as a boomstick.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'm wondering if the lead I shot skyward at midnight has come down yet. No holes in the roof, but I haven't seen my neighbor yet today. He's usually out and about by now.....

Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (oftw2)

70 also I hate all this CFB 'portal' shit

like The Beach Boys said
'Be true to your school'


Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 01:53 PM

In my opinion, NIL and transfer portal have ruined college sports. Especially NIL. College sports used to be about players choosing schools based on the school legacy or the good coach. And the focus was on playing for the school.

Now, after NIL and transfer portal, the focus is on which school can offer the most NIL money. And the players play for the money and that's it. School pride, coaches, fans do not matter anymore.

Show me the money is now the motto of college sports.

That is also the case for professional sports for the past 2-3 decades now. Which is why I no longer root for any teams or players. Since players don't care about the team or the cities in which they play or the fans who watch them. Money is all that matters. And they constantly whine about not making enough, even when making more than 99.99% of people in the world.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 02:01 PM (P5BPp)

71 Crossbows are fun but, 10 gauges are more fun when disagreements break out.

Posted by: Amy Bishop at January 01, 2026 02:01 PM (abIsI)

72 I'd like to see a husband and wife trebuchet act.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (3uBP9)


That's just sick!!!

Posted by: Fluffy the cat at January 01, 2026 02:02 PM (2WIwB)

73 And they constantly whine about not making enough, even when making more than 99.99% of people in the world.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


.....and that's the guys riding the pine making league minimum.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:02 PM (nhCoE)

74 The only people who tout the 10 GA have never spent a day hunting geese with a 10 GA.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:02 PM (grNgC)

75 I can see the entire CBS newsroom quiting. "We like the elites, they give us stuff. The plebes are ickey".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 02:03 PM (zNwXb)

76 The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.

https://t.ly/wno_B
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The broad response to the AG should be -
FU, you racist POS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 02:03 PM (/lPRQ)

77 Big stop by Tech, let's see if they can maintain (or even start) a drive.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:03 PM (vV6n9)

78 Happy New Year, Horde!

Love the Uncle Mike story, Nurse- appreciate you sharing it.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 01, 2026 02:03 PM (t/66j)

79 Our childhood home was on the path between all the fun places in the neighborhood (creek, woods, fields, train tracks, etc.) and the rest of the homes. As mom was a nurse, she was the first stop when any of us had a bit too much fun while outdoors.

Normie S. shot himself through the knee (sideways) with a longbow and, of course, stumbled in to seek Mom's ministrations. He damn near bled out on our kitchen table. It looked like someone butchered a hog in there.

Funny now at reunions but it wasn't when it happened.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 02:04 PM (cYBz/)

80 Mrs. F. is in the den watching the Oregon game and I can hear her shouting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 02:04 PM (RIvkX)

81 @70 Clyde, Iowa State's coach quit and over 40players went into the portal. They're down to something like 17 scholarship players

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 02:04 PM (zNwXb)

82 Ok, a husband and wife AC-130J Ghostrider act. Her with an apple, him with a 105mm howitzer. She tosses up a plate, he takes it out with a hellfire. The crowd would love it.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 02:05 PM (3uBP9)

83 Thought I might watch a game or two today. Nope. ESPN.
Off to work on car and listen to The Allman Brothers.
Happy new year!!!!!

Posted by: Mikey at January 01, 2026 02:05 PM (HxpHp)

84 The Fargo Butt-Bomb - WWE worthy (New Jersey getting the worst of a Florida Man's effort here):

https://tinyurl.com/yszz5p45

Legal in that style of amateur wrestling (freestyle, IIRC) but illegal in the style high school uses (folkstyle).

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 01, 2026 02:06 PM (/mCq0)

85 Come on! No video of the tactical repeating crossbow from Germany? (Goes to youtube)

https://tinyurl.com/4pdfr73e
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (+mUZM)

Now he needs to add a weed-whacker engine to cock it, and he has a machine-crossbow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:06 PM (8zz6B)

86 72 I'd like to see a husband and wife trebuchet act.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (3uBP9)


That's just sick!!!
Posted by: Fluffy the cat at January 01, 2026 02:02 PM (2WIwB)
---
Bow much would a trebuchet cost?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 01, 2026 02:06 PM (36PRH)

87 How much.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 01, 2026 02:06 PM (36PRH)

88 Yep, college football has been ruined. I still watch because I like football or out of habit…. But a world where USC and Notre Dame no longer play is ridiculous and sad…that’s just one rivalry that’s been erased. There are others (like Bedlam)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 02:07 PM (xT8gx)

89 Geez, Oregon should be dominating Tech on the scoreboard instead of being up 6-0 if they could simply convert on short yardage.

Turnover on downs at Tech 23 on failed 4th and 1.
Turnover on downs at Tech 2 on failed 4th and 2.
Turnover on downs at Tech 33 on failed 4th and 2.

Dominating time of possession 2:1 (23:31 to 9:56)
Dominating plays 53 to 28
Dominating yardage 207 to 80.

Yet, with one good TD drive, Tech could take lead.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 02:08 PM (P5BPp)

90 Love the Uncle Mike story, Nurse- appreciate you sharing it.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

and such a good idea with the towel on the W/D! Wring out the spilled booze, drink it, and toss towel in the washer. Highly efficient!

Posted by: One-Stop Shopping at January 01, 2026 02:08 PM (oftw2)

91 He worked as a mineral economist for the US Bureau of Mines, 1941-47, then became a patent attorney, first with American Cyanamid (1947-1953), then with W.R. Grace & Co. (1953-1981). "
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:00 PM (WDjG6)

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W.R. Grace was my first employer out of college... the company was eventually ruined by their asbestos liabilities.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 01, 2026 02:08 PM (t/66j)

92 The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.

https://t.ly/wno_B
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The broad response to the AG should be -
FU, you racist POS.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 02:03 PM (/lPRQ)
***

So an intrepid reporter from Seattle's ABC affiliate decided to investigate the emerging reports of Somali day cares in south Seattle. The interview that makes the news? Its a Korean day care center.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 02:09 PM (2WIwB)

93 >>W.R. Grace was my first employer out of college... the company was eventually ruined by their asbestos liabilities.


Yeah - Libby Montana is not a fan.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:09 PM (grNgC)

94 74 The only people who tout the 10 GA have never spent a day hunting geese with a 10 GA.
Posted by: garrett
=======
Supposedly the gas operated ones take up a bit of the recoil but their popularity dwindled when 3 inch 12 gauge shells became widely available.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:09 PM (WDjG6)

95 @Clyde Shelton, while I agree with most of your post, I'm adapting to CFB being a new thing. The school loyalty stuff is gone, but the athletics are just as good. I will always be rooting for someone, because I love competition in every form, and college football is still great on the field. I try to ignore the fact that accountants are pulling the strings, they aren't the ones ripping off 50-yard runs through traffic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:09 PM (vV6n9)

96 Ok, A husband and wife battleship show. She holds an unlit cigarette in her mouth and he lights it with a 16" main battery incendiary round at a three mile range. It would be thrilling.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 02:10 PM (3uBP9)

97 Me and my friends would wrap foam and tape around headless arrows and shoot each other them.

One day, our very stupidest friend got in on the action (thank G-d I wasn't present for this, I might have killed him).

This guy wasn't quite Somali dumb, few people are, but dumb AF. He wrapped it but didn't remove the damn arrowhead first, and shot our other buddy Tyler. In the face. It went straight through his lip and maxilla, and lodged in his soft palate. He was riding ATV at the time, which we promptly drove into a barbed wire fence, inflicting more grievous injuries.

He lived. But it was a close run thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:10 PM (BI5O2)

98 Our childhood home was on the path between all the fun places in the neighborhood (creek, woods, fields, train tracks, etc.) and the rest of the homes. As mom was a nurse, she was the first stop when any of us had a bit too much fun while outdoors.
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Same here. We ran around like a pack of wild indians. The parents gave no thought whatsoever to the safety or behavior of the kids, because it wasn't necessary.

Today, I see no kids out playng around the neighborhood at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)

99 Um, well, ok

@visegrad24 2h
BREAKING: Belarusian Il-76 cargo planes keep landing in Tehran, bringing in Russian and Chinese weapons and equipment for the Islamic regime’s pressured security forces.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 02:11 PM (mlg/3)

100 Funny now at reunions but it wasn't when it happened.
Posted by: Tonypete

My Dad's uncle was a Cyclops because his brother shot him through the eye with an arrow.

Posted by: Warby Parker! at January 01, 2026 02:11 PM (oftw2)

101 He is still updating them, AOP

https://youtu.be/vnJVEeQDNYg

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 02:12 PM (+mUZM)

102 A husband and wife death star act. Padme stands on a planet and Vadypoo annihilates it just under her feet.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 02:12 PM (3uBP9)

103 95 @Clyde Shelton, while I agree with most of your post, I'm adapting to CFB being a new thing. The school loyalty stuff is gone, but the athletics are just as good. I will always be rooting for someone, because I love competition in every form, and college football is still great on the field. I try to ignore the fact that accountants are pulling the strings, they aren't the ones ripping off 50-yard runs through traffic.
Posted by: Lincolntf
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Online gambling will ruin CFB just like it did the pros. By making the bets on performance of individual athletes, etc. rather than win-lose, it makes it much easier for gamblers to get to individual players.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:13 PM (WDjG6)

104 >>Supposedly the gas operated ones take up a bit of the recoil but their popularity dwindled when 3 inch 12 gauge shells became widely available.


They punish you like nothing else. I can't say I have shot any of the most current models...but, damn. Gramps 10 GA hit like Mike Tyson.

3.5" Goose Loads out of a 12 GA are not even close and they will beat you up fairly well after a day in the field.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:13 PM (grNgC)

105 Man, if Iran collapses, Tucker Carlson is gonna be so pissed off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:13 PM (BI5O2)

106
Yeah - Libby Montana is not a fan.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:09 PM (grNgC)

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Nor was Woburn, MA....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 01, 2026 02:13 PM (t/66j)

107 99 Um, well, ok

@visegrad24 2h
BREAKING: Belarusian Il-76 cargo planes keep landing in Tehran, bringing in Russian and Chinese weapons and equipment for the Islamic regime’s pressured security forces.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 02:11 PM (mlg/3)

Soon as this thing broke out we should have shut down Iranian airspace.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:14 PM (QGaXH)

108 Me and my friends would wrap foam and tape around headless arrows and shoot each other them.

One day, our very stupidest friend got in on the action (thank G-d I wasn't present for this, I might have killed him).

This guy wasn't quite Somali dumb, few people are, but dumb AF. He wrapped it but didn't remove the damn arrowhead first, and shot our other buddy Tyler. In the face. It went straight through his lip and maxilla, and lodged in his soft palate. He was riding ATV at the time, which we promptly drove into a barbed wire fence, inflicting more grievous injuries.

He lived. But it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:10 PM (BI5O2)

Sounds like a dumb game in any case. Wrap foam tape around a headless arrow, and hit somebody in the eye socket with that, and the shaft of the arrow slips right through the foam tape and enter the guys brainbox.

Nerf guns FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:14 PM (8zz6B)

109 Down 13-0, Tech needs to score on this drive or it's going to get out of reach quick.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:14 PM (vV6n9)

110 And Tech's collapse continues. Fumble which leads to Oregon TD. The bye week curse continues in college football playoffs.

@Clyde Shelton, while I agree with most of your post, I'm adapting to CFB being a new thing. The school loyalty stuff is gone, but the athletics are just as good. I will always be rooting for someone, because I love competition in every form, and college football is still great on the field. I try to ignore the fact that accountants are pulling the strings, they aren't the ones ripping off 50-yard runs through traffic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:09 PM

I still watch the regular season games between the good schools and watch the playoffs. However, I stopped watching bowl games in general years ago when they lost all meaning... because players sit out who were going to the NFL and the teams playing in the bowl games were 2nd and 3rd stringers, nothing like the teams from the regular season.

The bowl games also have lost all meaning because we've gone from 11 bowl games (16% of schools) in 1976 to 42 bowl games (62%) in 2024.

When everyone is special, no one is.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 02:15 PM (P5BPp)

111 81 @70 Clyde, Iowa State's coach quit and over 40players went into the portal. They're down to something like 17 scholarship players
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 02:04 PM (zNwXb)


Iowa State ripped off the coach from Washington State. I read yesterday that many of the 40 didn't declare for the portal until after they met the new coach. Coach knows how to win, but he's made the road ahead difficult for himself.
Meanwhile, Washington State is going to come out of it all a lot better off.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 02:15 PM (2WIwB)

112 >.Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 01, 2026 02:13 PM (t/66j)


I did abatement for about 5 years...and worked with the stuff a lot doing historical remodels.

In the future, I believe we will find (Owens Corning) Fiberglass to be even more deadly/toxic.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:15 PM (grNgC)

113 @visegrad24 2h
BREAKING: Belarusian Il-76 cargo planes keep landing in Tehran, bringing in Russian and Chinese weapons and equipment for the Islamic regime’s pressured security forces.


IOW, they're ensuring that they'll be hated by whomever eventually takes over. They might want to think this through.

Russia shouldn't really mind because chaos in Iran would take a major oil producer off the world market for awhile. China is a different story. They're protecting their current oil supplier - one they can't replace.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:16 PM (Riz8t)

114 Flouncing
Otters
Hot Iron
Bewbs!

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:16 PM (BGfwC)

115 What a catch!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:16 PM (vV6n9)

116 >> The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.


Harmeet Dillon responded that's not right, and she will take action if peoples' 1A rights are restricted.

The administration needs to come down on these states fast and hard. No more games, grandstanding, X b#tchslaps. Shut it all down now.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:16 PM (NuV6c)

117 As mom was a nurse, she was the first stop when any of us had a bit too much fun while outdoors.

Normie S. shot himself through the knee (sideways) with a longbow and, of course, stumbled in to seek Mom's ministrations. He damn near bled out on our kitchen table. It looked like someone butchered a hog in there.

Funny now at reunions but it wasn't when it happened.
Posted by: Tonypete


How does one shoot oneself in the knee, sideways, with a bow and arrow?

I assume Norm had a long and illustrious career as a circus contortionist as an adult?

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:17 PM (nhCoE)

118 That is also the case for professional sports for the past 2-3 decades now. Which is why I no longer root for any teams or players. Since players don't care about the team or the cities in which they play or the fans who watch them. Money is all that matters. And they constantly whine about not making enough, even when making more than 99.99% of people in the world.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 02:01 PM (P5BPp)

I'm going to miss Clayton Kershaw this year. He was public about his faith and pushed back on the LA degeneracy. But he had six very good reasons to retire: He and his wife just had their 5th kid.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still keeping an eye on the Dodgers at January 01, 2026 02:17 PM (Wt5PA)

119 114 Flouncing
Otters
Hot Iron
Bewbs!
Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:16 PM (BGfwC)

Bewbs!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:17 PM (QGaXH)

120
The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.

https://t.ly/wno_B
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

-------

That's a confession.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 01, 2026 02:17 PM (azNOR)

121 Wrap foam tape around a headless arrow, and hit somebody in the eye socket with that, and the shaft of the arrow slips right through the foam tape and enter the guys brainbox.
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Nah, we're talking about a softball-sized chunk of tightly packed foam and duct tape. They hurt like the devil, and left huge bruises, but that was the only serious injury that happened. Just hillbilly shit in a little mountain hamlet with nothing to do but beat on each other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

122 They punish you like nothing else. I can't say I have shot any of the most current models...but, damn. Gramps 10 GA hit like Mike Tyson.

3.5" Goose Loads out of a 12 GA are not even close and they will beat you up fairly well after a day in the field.
Posted by: garrett
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Back when I shot shotguns, I cheated. Mercury inserts in the buttstock, heavy ass stocks, thick recoil pads, heavy shooting coat and a past recoil pad under the coat. Same with hard kicking rifles. Back and other neuropathy problems pretty much rule out shooting those nowadays.

In Arkansas, snow geese were easy enough to find and shoot, in fact, farmers and state begged people to shoot them in season, but geese are a royal pita to clean and cook so duck hunting is still the premier shooting sport there.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:18 PM (WDjG6)

123 Flouncing
Otters
Hot Iron
Bewbs!
Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:16 PM (BGfwC)


Perhaps relook the order there..

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 02:19 PM (2WIwB)

124 He lived. But it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:10 PM (BI5O2)
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Cool. Visible weapons were frowned upon in my neighborhood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

125 >> They hurt like the devil, and left huge bruises, but that was the only serious injury that happened. Just hillbilly shit in a little mountain hamlet with nothing to do but beat on each other.


Like playing BB Tag. 3 Pumps Max!

Yeah...that was more of an aspirational guideline than a hard Rule.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:19 PM (grNgC)

126 How is investigating fraudulent Day Cares in MN a hate crime? Very illogical.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 02:20 PM (8Xy/A)

127 Bewbs!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:17 PM (QGaXH)

And so it begins...

***waits for patiently for that guy who always says nothing is happening***

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:20 PM (BGfwC)

128 13 I think they are violating ALL of the range rules that I learned.
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (EYvpB)
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That's what makes it entertaining.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ZOv7s)


Technically speaking, I don't think the rules of the range actually prohibit blindfolds. So maybe they're okay.

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 01, 2026 02:21 PM (EYvpB)

129 Oregon 13 Texas Tech 0

A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.

Posted by: Vivek Ramaslamadingdong at January 01, 2026 02:21 PM (R/m4+)

130 Like playing BB Tag. 3 Pumps Max!

Yeah...that was more of an aspirational guideline than a hard Rule.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:19 PM (grNgC)

Oh hell yeah, me and my brothers hunted each other BB guns a lot. My mom hated that, especially inside the house.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

131 Like playing BB Tag. 3 Pumps Max!

Yeah...that was more of an aspirational guideline than a hard Rule.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:19 PM (grNgC)


This!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 02:21 PM (2WIwB)

132 >>In Arkansas, snow geese were easy enough to find and shoot, in fact, farmers and state begged people to shoot them in season, but geese are a royal pita to clean and cook so duck hunting is still the premier shooting sport there.


We get big Snow and Ross flights through here. Limits are retarded. Like 20+ per day. No thanks.
I'd rather eat Kale.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:21 PM (grNgC)

133 How is investigating fraudulent Day Cares in MN a hate crime? Very illogical.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Because it implicates Democrats.

Democrat logical.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:22 PM (nhCoE)

134 In the future, I believe we will find (Owens Corning) Fiberglass to be even more deadly/toxic.
Posted by: garrett

Look, Jack, my Corvette never killed anybody. Neilia's station wagon though,.....

Posted by: President Emeritus!! at January 01, 2026 02:22 PM (oftw2)

135 When we were kids, a favorite pastime was waiting until me and my buddy were returning to the beach/dock and my brother and his friends whipping rocks at us as soon as we got in range, took a few stones to the noggin during that phase.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:22 PM (vV6n9)

136 Soon as this thing broke out we should have shut down Iranian airspace.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Why risk confrontation with Russia or China? All the arms in the world shipped into Assad in Syria did not save his ass when people wanted him gone.

In fact, a lot of those arms ended up with the opposition when the Alawites had enough of fighting and dying.

If the Iranian people truly want the mullahs gone by a large percentage, they will be gone absent foreign on the ground troops keeping them in control.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:22 PM (WDjG6)

137 Russian crew detained after undersea cable cut in 'sabotage'

The Russkis just can't help themselves. If there's a d*** move out there, they'll do it. Now that they're putting Wagnerians on their sabotage and shadow fleet ships, I expect shooting to break out soon. The Finns are not going to back down, and the Russians don't have a lot of friends.

https://is.gd/xJPxlm

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:22 PM (Riz8t)

138 I'm going to miss Clayton Kershaw this year. He was public about his faith and pushed back on the LA degeneracy. But he had six very good reasons to retire: He and his wife just had their 5th kid.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still keeping an eye on the Dodgers at January 01, 2026 02:17 PM

One my childhood sports heroes, Ryne Sandberg, passed away this year. I miss players like him and Barry Sanders and Walter Payton who were not obnoxious show-offs, but just played the game and played with class.

That's another thing that has turned me off to college and pro sports the last 10+ years or so. The constant celebrating and showing off for making even the basic play. Make a tackle, dance and pose for the cameras... get a first down, celebrate like you just won the Super Bowl... get a turnover, the entire defense runs to the opposite end zone and puts on a choreographed routine for the cameras.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 02:24 PM (P5BPp)

139 Why risk confrontation with Russia or China? All the arms in the world shipped into Assad in Syria did not save his ass when people wanted him gone.

In fact, a lot of those arms ended up with the opposition when the Alawites had enough of fighting and dying.

If the Iranian people truly want the mullahs gone by a large percentage, they will be gone absent foreign on the ground troops keeping them in control.


Concur. However, there are other things we can do short of military intervention that show we support the Iranian people, which we should.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

140 A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.
Posted by: Vivek Ramaslamadingdong at January 01, 2026 02:21

Oh yeah I nearly forgot about that little bon mot.

Tough shit. That's the culture in THIS country, Vivek.

If you think that's no good, then haul ass back to India and go enter a spelling bee, ya fuckin' wog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:24 PM (BI5O2)

141 Garrett,

Current rules in Arkansas on snow geese,

"The season begins on February 1st and runs through late April and there are no bans on plugs or electric calls, plus, there are no bag or possession limits. "

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:25 PM (WDjG6)

142 Oh hell yeah, me and my brothers hunted each other BB guns a lot. My mom hated that, especially inside the house.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I'm recommending you for Order of the Redneck, second class, with Bud Light cap clusters.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:25 PM (nhCoE)

143 Cody Campbell, the billionaire funding Tech, is going to be opening the checkbook for offensive linemen this upcoming offseason.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 01, 2026 02:25 PM (/mCq0)

144 A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.
Posted by: Vivek Ramaslamadingdong at January 01, 2026 02:21

Oh yeah I nearly forgot about that little bon mot.

Tough shit. That's the culture in THIS country, Vivek.


Disagree. He's making a valid point, and a whole lot of people who wonder why Orientals and Indians in this country are so much more successful than they are would do well to listen.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

145 >>Current rules in Arkansas on snow geese,


Yeah. I have buddies who go down there and decimate the Snows. 100-200 geese days. It's nuts.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:26 PM (grNgC)

146
https://tinyurl.com/24z6ubst

Massive fraud over illegals getting driving licenses on KY- and no doubt, in other D states as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Yl2Ob)

147 Concur. However, there are other things we can do short of military intervention that show we support the Iranian people, which we should.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Verbal support, sanctions, warning Iranian higher ups off from crimes against humanity, and acting to spread internal comms from Iranians and those in exile would be something easy enough to do and support.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:27 PM (WDjG6)

148 136 If the Iranian people truly want the mullahs gone by a large percentage, they will be gone absent foreign on the ground troops keeping them in control.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:22 PM (WDjG6)

No planes in or out does not equal Foreign troops on the ground...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:27 PM (QGaXH)

149 Current rules in Arkansas on snow geese,

"The season begins on February 1st and runs through late April and there are no bans on plugs or electric calls, plus, there are no bag or possession limits. "
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:25 PM (WDjG6)

Same rules they have for alligators, pythons and penguins...Arkansas is generous like that.

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:27 PM (BGfwC)

150 Big pick by Tech. Gotta make something out of it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:28 PM (vV6n9)

151 Mike DeWine is just a special kind of stupid.

https://is.gd/esSxd8

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Riz8t)

152 A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.
Posted by: Vivek Ramaslamadingdong at January 01, 2026 02:21

What about cultures that shit in the streets and molest women on public transit?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Idisy)

153 A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.
Posted by: Vivek Ramaslamadingdong

Oh yeah I nearly forgot about that little bon mot.

Tough shit. That's the culture in THIS country, Vivek.

If you think that's no good, then haul ass back to India and go enter a spelling bee, ya fuckin' wog.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


As I are one myself, I know the engineers don't give a crap about your accolades, Vivie. Just let us solve our problems in peace. Give the brass-plated pewter trophies to the pretty extroverts who can run fast and throw things.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (nhCoE)

154 He's making a valid point, and a whole lot of people who wonder why Orientals and Indians in this country are so much more successful than they are would do well to listen.

Yes and no. The culture he denigrates produced the inventors of basically everything the Asians are now iterating on. It’s OK to have high school football *and* top mathematicians. We’re America, dammit.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (QZThv)

155 >>How is investigating fraudulent Day Cares in MN a hate crime? Very illogical.


How is "hate" a crime? Emotions are illegal now?
It's a nonsense crime used to harass people who haven't committed a crime, or to make a normal crime appear much worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (NuV6c)

156 Yeah. I have buddies who go down there and decimate the Snows. 100-200 geese days. It's nuts.
Posted by: garrett

It isn't exactly hunting involved, just killing due to the sheer size of the flocks in the fields.

Had an acquaintance who worked at a large cattle ranch owned by his relative. Came a time that the deer herd got so large that they got a permit from the state to reduce the numbers. The acquaintance killed so many deer doing that he lost the taste for hunting them permanently afaik.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (WDjG6)

157 We be gots a New Yeer Emale from Presdent Obama and if anybody wants a copy let's meet know.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (wXPKd)

158 What about cultures that shit in the streets and molest women on public transit?

Vivek doesn't live there, he lives here, and he's trying to make it better. I can't understand why this is a bad thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)

159 Has anyone shot their eye out with the Daisy Red Ryder Crossbow they got for Christmas yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 02:30 PM (ESVrU)

160 Goose. Not great eating.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 02:30 PM (pDt9x)

161 If the army sides with the protesters in Iran against the Mullahs and the secret police it's game over for the mullahs. The secret police are vicious and hated and would be drawn and quartered in the streets

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 02:30 PM (zNwXb)

162 A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.

Anyone ask him about the culture where you can literally buy a PhD in a shop like it was any other commodity?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2026 02:31 PM (lUFok)

163 Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Riz8t)

I agree with the guy who posted the tweet. I also like his nic- "passably affable".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 02:31 PM (Yl2Ob)

164 151 Mike DeWine is just a special kind of stupid.

https://is.gd/esSxd8
Posted by: Archimedes
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GOPe for decades was organized as a coalition of grifters and DeWine is a perfect example. He kept on like a Democrat even when he lost his Senate seat, he went home to grift some more.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:31 PM (WDjG6)

165 >>A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.
Posted by: Vivek Ramaslamadingdong


And a culture that allows rampant scamming, littering, and pooping in the streets will become so uninhabitable that they will flee to a functional one.
[insert 'let me tell you what it means to be American' meme here]

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:32 PM (NuV6c)

166 158 What about cultures that shit in the streets and molest women on public transit?

Vivek doesn't live there, he lives here, and he's trying to make it better. I can't understand why this is a bad thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8

Let me know when India makes it to the moon.

Because the American culture he is denigrating -- jocks and prom queens -- was in full swing last time we were there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2026 02:32 PM (Idisy)

167 Disagree. He's making a valid point, and a whole lot of people who wonder why Orientals and Indians in this country are so much more successful than they are would do well to listen.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

He is not.

We are plagued by many problems that have led us to this impasse.

But while America has never placed a lot of cultural value on nerds, it still managed to produce the best engineers in world history, for a couple straight centuries.

He's just a smarmy little bitch who wishes he was cool, and he never will be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:32 PM (BI5O2)

168 160 Goose. Not great eating.
Posted by: tubal
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Funny thing, turkey is now displacing geese as the traditional holiday dinner bird in the UK. The Brits collectively finally came to the same conclusion as you have.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:32 PM (WDjG6)

169 A friend of mine traded another kid for a crossbow when we were about 13 or 14. It didn't come with any crossbow bolts, but we did find some long (12" or so) bolt bolts (the normal threaded kind) in the junk.

They fit, and who gave a shit if they were slightly bent? Bolts is bolts, right?

Yeah, we really wanted to shoot this thing.

First shot, the bent bolt goes flying off in a completely random direction and goes right through the wall of his mobile home like it wasn't even there. Outer sheet metal, inner simulated wood paneling? Crossbow doesn't give a fuck.

We were suitably impressed by the power of the bow, but concerned about the inevitable, and memorable, ass kicking that was sure to arrive courtesy of my friend's father (this was before Modern Parenting forbade ass kickings, even if the kid does something monumentally stupid like shooting a hole in the trailer house).

Fortunately, the outer hole was in a patch of overgrowth at the corner where the homemade carport attached to the trailer, and the inner hole was in the back of my friend's bedroom closet.

As far as I know, the old man never noticed that the trailer had one more hole than it came from the factory with.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 02:32 PM (IG3/x)

170 Yes and no. The culture he denigrates produced the inventors of basically everything the Asians are now iterating on. It’s OK to have high school football *and* top mathematicians. We’re America, dammit.

1) It's not denigration to point out the flaws, which are very real. The culture that produced those things is not, in many cases, the culture of today. The Asians are iterating, but in many cases, they're threatening to take the lead. Besides, there are a whole lot of them, and they're smart and hardworking. Just because we led 50 years ago, doesn't mean we always will.

2) It IS okay to have both. He was saying that if you focus on trivial pursuits to the exclusion of the important stuff, that's not okay.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)

171 Vivek doesn't live there, he lives here, and he's trying to make it better. I can't understand why this is a bad thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)


"Brown people and girls ruin everything"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:33 PM (rbvCR)

172 Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 02:30 PM (pDt9x

Why? Too fatty?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 02:33 PM (Yl2Ob)

173 January 1st is always tough. Mom passed away on New Years Day 1996. Heart attack at home. Dad passed 7 1/2 years later. Miss you both.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 02:34 PM (5xuJ/)

174 >>Vivek doesn't live there, he lives here, and he's trying to make it better. I can't understand why this is a bad thing.


Because his idea of "better" is infinity H1B visas --> citizenship for Indians?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:34 PM (NuV6c)

175 Jack Fowler@jackfowler5h

I've received a flood of heartfelt inquiries about @VDHanson, and respond on my own accord, being clear that I'm not relaying official news about Victor, as I've not been deputized to say anything or to offer an update. However, I will say that what Victor endured this past Tuesday was indeed quite major surgery, and with that comes serious post-op procedures, tests, etc. That is ongoing.

Whether or not the surgery has proven successful (which is the objective of the avalanche of prayers that have already come Victor's way -- of which he is very aware and deeply moved) is still to be determined, and such news Victor will share at his discretion. That said, if you are amenable to continued prayers for Victor as he recovers, then please do offer them.
God bless and Happy New Year
Jan 1, 2026 · 2:16 PM UTC

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 02:35 PM (UZwsW)

176 And a culture that allows rampant scamming, littering, and pooping in the streets will become so uninhabitable that they will flee to a functional one.
[insert 'let me tell you what it means to be American' meme here]


Again, he's not defending India, he's talking about what WE need to do to stay on top. In many cases, we aren't doing it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:35 PM (Riz8t)

177 172 Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 02:30 PM (pDt9x

Why? Too fatty?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 02:33 PM (Yl2Ob)

Greasy, gamey taste, renders too easily, leaving tough meat.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (pDt9x)

178 And there will never, ever be a time when I will accept cultural criticism from foreign swine. We can settle our own business without their input, TYVM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (BI5O2)

179 I cannot imagine a smarmy WHITE politician. Migawd, the thought just revolts me.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR)

180 Disagree. He's making a valid point, and a whole lot of people who wonder why Orientals and Indians in this country are so much more successful than they are would do well to listen.
Posted by: Archimedes


It's because the ones here are already the top 1% of their 1%.
Their "culture" is why their home countries are complete shitholes (more true of India than any random asian country).
Their rare genius get the ef out but are still lacking an aptitude to recognize why home is a dump.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (/lPRQ)

181 You partially cook wild geese by pressure cooking, then roast to finish.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (+mUZM)

182 >>Goose. Not great eating.


Jerky is about the only way I can tolerate goose, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:37 PM (grNgC)

183 Because his idea of "better" is infinity H1B visas --> citizenship for Indians?

I agree that he missed the mark there. However, I live in NoVa, a very "diverse" area. When my kids were in HS, most of the top performers were asians of some flavor. They took their studies seriously. Too many native-born kids don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)

184 He was very clearly saying he thinks Indian culture is superior. He's welcome to it. Anyone who votes for him is a cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:37 PM (BI5O2)

185 >>Why? Too fatty?


No fat at all is the problem. They don't develop interstitial fat. Just caul fat.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:38 PM (grNgC)

186 Vivek appears disingenuous. An elite ShamWow guy.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 02:38 PM (UZwsW)

187 And there will never, ever be a time when I will accept cultural criticism from foreign swine. We can settle our own business without their input, TYVM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (BI5O2)


He was born in Cincinnati. Chances are the worst thing you can say about him is he eats funny food.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:39 PM (rbvCR)

188 It's because the ones here are already the top 1% of their 1%.

There is certainly truth in that, but I rather doubt that the majority of their high performers are over here. That means there are more of them in their home countries than we have.

Sooner or later, they'll get it together in India and China, and when they do, you'd better hope our kids have upped their game.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t)

189 You partially cook wild geese by pressure cooking, then roast to finish.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (+mUZM)

You cook them with bacon, lots and lots of bacon...then throw away the goose, eat the bacon.

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:40 PM (BGfwC)

190 Intramuscular fat / Marbling. Not interstitial. My bad.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:40 PM (grNgC)

191 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 02:34 PM (5xuJ/)
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May their memories be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 02:40 PM (RIvkX)

192 178 And there will never, ever be a time when I will accept cultural criticism from foreign swine.

foreign wines > foreign swine

Posted by: anachronda at January 01, 2026 02:41 PM (edU/H)

193 189 You partially cook wild geese by pressure cooking, then roast to finish.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 02:36 PM (+mUZM)

You cook them with bacon, lots and lots of bacon...then throw away the goose, eat the bacon.
Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:40 PM (BGfwC)

This is wisdom.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 02:41 PM (pDt9x)

194 > Yes and no. The culture he denigrates produced the inventors of basically everything the Asians are now iterating on.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 02:29 PM (QZThv)

The cheerleaders and football players I can think of peaked their senior year of high school. They never invented anything.

Most of 'em never even amounted to anything in college... being the best football player or prettiest girl at East Bumblefuck High is an entirely different thing from being the best football player or the prettiest girl at Enormous State University.

Some of them did find limited (albeit highly localized) success by working their high school social contacts into a career as a used car salesman or a real estate agent, but they sure as fuck didn't invent packet switching or software recursion.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 02:41 PM (IG3/x)

195 Ugh. Oregon just probably clinched the game with an endzone INT. Next up, Indiana vs. Alabama.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 02:42 PM (vV6n9)

196 Vivek isn't wrong.

He's just Indian.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:42 PM (grNgC)

197 I had a friend, living hand to mouth, that fed his family on geese and sturgeon. That's how they cooked them. They didn't have food to waste.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 02:42 PM (+mUZM)

198 And there will never, ever be a time when I will accept cultural criticism from foreign swine. We can settle our own business without their input, TYVM.



I didn't realize we have nothing of value to learn from anyone else.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Riz8t)

199 I've goosed many a young chick and always enjoyed it!

Posted by: President Emeritus! at January 01, 2026 02:43 PM (oftw2)

200 >>Again, he's not defending India, he's talking about what WE need to do to stay on top. In many cases, we aren't doing it.

He made that comment last Christmas during the H1B discussion, defending the hiring of Indians. As has been pointed out since then, Americans that DO work hard, who DO pursue STEM degrees and want very much to achieve great things are being systematically shut out via foreigners getting preferential admissions at elite universities, getting preferential hiring at graduation thanks to OPT, and those who have gotten good jobs are laid off when an Indian executive is hired (see many postings from https://x.com/realmattforney and others), such as Fedx, Walmart, etc...

We are long past calling this an 'Americans are slackers' issue.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:44 PM (NuV6c)

201 >>I had a friend, living hand to mouth, that fed his family on geese and sturgeon. That's how they cooked them.


If you cook them in fat, geese and ducks are ok.

I spent 2-3 years living on ducks and geese when I ate through the deer I was allowed to take.

It's not a fun way to live.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:44 PM (grNgC)

202 Vivek isn't wrong.

He's just Indian.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:42 PM (grNgC)


He should have been born in Kiev and raised in Milwaukie. That would have made him OK.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)

203 130 Like playing BB Tag. 3 Pumps Max!

Yeah...that was more of an aspirational guideline than a hard Rule.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:19 PM (grNgC)


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I saw 3 Pumps Max! open for Wham! at the Blue Oyster Bar .

Posted by: not an oligarch at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (5LiC7)

204 He was born in Cincinnati. Chances are the worst thing you can say about him is he eats funny food.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:39 PM (rbvCR)

Well, that, and being an undiplomatic jerk. But mostly being an undiplomatic jerk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (8zz6B)

205 I heard Willie Fritz, coach for UH, comment on the current NIL/NCAA crap and the way players are able to sell out to the highest bidder and all that goes with it.

"I don't mind it. Now I can have the second or third best guy come in and play next week instead of waiting a year!".

Posted by: DanMan at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (8uzBS)

206 Sooner or later, they'll get it together in India and China, and when they do, you'd better hope our kids have upped their game.
Posted by: Archimedes

China's best days are past them in the near future as they are aging as rapidly as the Japanese due to their lack of births.

India has the births so far and has probably exceeded China's population by now. However, it lacks cohesion as a nation due to the sheer multitude of ethnicities, religions, etc. and the instability from living next to Pakistan, Bangladesh, and China.

On top of that, you have the caste system and Hinduism for the top Brahmin caste that means disdain and dislike for any of the other castes.

So you get a hodge podge of pockets of wealth along with pockets of extreme poverty. We shall see if India, unlike China, can beat the middle income trap for nations.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (WDjG6)

207 Sooner or later, they'll get it together in India and China, and when they do, you'd better hope our kids have upped their game.
Posted by: Archimedes


It's cultural, so that's at least 2 generations off, if they get going on it right now. And I don't see any big charismatic leaders in either place.

And in China, it's political..... commies don't like Idea People getting Ideas.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (nhCoE)

208 Big percentage of Jamestown protein came from sturgeon the first few years. They were plentiful, easy to spear, net. Of course, they overfished and sturgeon take a long time to mature and breed. Oops!

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (oftw2)

209 Trying to understand who Ramaswamy is pandering to, with his seemingly inept commenting.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 02:46 PM (pDt9x)

210 I recall a time back in my misspent youth when I lived for a while on nothing but potatoes and clams (dug for free by yours truly). I did have a limited selection of things like salt, pepper, garlic powder, etc. so I was able to vary the flavor a bit.

I wouldn't eat either for a long time after that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 02:46 PM (IG3/x)

211 Well, that, and being an undiplomatic jerk. But mostly being an undiplomatic jerk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (8zz6B)


Well, he could post here then, and no one could tell the difference.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)

212 Back to work for me, today. Jobs a job. Bought a book in December. A devotional. Called 'Wonderful Things about Your Law'. Doesn't sound like much from the title. Here's the synopsis:

tinyurl.com/ysyzsc44

Goes to Grace Books.

The only thing I got going on this year, for now, is what happens to the contract I'm working in Aug. It should change Beltway Bandits then. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 02:47 PM (sAmhv)

213 And don't forget the context.

This guy made his snide little jab because he was demanding moe H1Bs.

He isn't trying to help anything but HIS business and HIS tribe.

Well, I don't work for his business, and I'm not in his filthy tribe. His interests are not mine, or my family's, or my country's.

This little fucker shouldn't get within a mile of public office, unless it's in Bangalore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

214 I didn't realize we have nothing of value to learn from anyone else.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Riz8t)

Lear...its nothing of value to lear...come on, if the MN Somalis can do it, so can we.

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 02:48 PM (BGfwC)

215 Oregon is slowly getting the edge in this game.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 02:48 PM (2WIwB)

216 Trying to understand who Ramaswamy is pandering to, with his seemingly inept commenting.
Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 02:46 PM (pDt9x)


Tech bros who need large numbers of programmers, hopefully already trained, to do the scutwork for bringing out new stuff.
The tech bros who bankrolled him, and backed JD Vance and supported Trump.
They have wallets too. This is the problem of a coalition, it makes a lot of tension.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:49 PM (rbvCR)

217 Trebuchet nirvana:

https://tinyurl.com/45e2n9m3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:49 PM (u/afo)

218 He made that comment last Christmas during the H1B discussion, defending the hiring of Indians. As has been pointed out since then, Americans that DO work hard, who DO pursue STEM degrees and want very much to achieve great things are being systematically shut out via foreigners getting preferential admissions at elite universities, getting preferential hiring at graduation thanks to OPT, and those who have gotten good jobs are laid off when an Indian executive is hired (see many postings from https://x.com/realmattforney and others), such as Fedx, Walmart, etc...

That's an argument for getting rid of the DEI rot and all the abuses of HiBs. As I've already said, I don't agree with Vivek on that point. However, it doesn't mean that our kids shouldn't work harder. That's a very different proposition.

We are long past calling this an 'Americans are slackers' issue.

Not all are, but plenty are, and if you want to avoid the need for bringing in boatloads of H1Bs, they're going to have to show they're better. We won't stay on top with mediocre S&T.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:49 PM (Riz8t)

219 He was born in Cincinnati. Chances are the worst thing you can say about him is he eats funny food.

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Doesn't matter he was born. He was expressing a preference for his mother culture and denigrating ours. Just because he slid down his mother's leg on our soil doesn't mean much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)

220 211 Well, that, and being an undiplomatic jerk. But mostly being an undiplomatic jerk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Tenure at DOGE, exemplary.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 02:50 PM (UZwsW)

221 >>Doesn't matter he was born. He was expressing a preference for his mother culture and denigrating ours. Just because he slid down his mother's leg on our soil doesn't mean much.


Except that isn't his Mother Culture's Values.

Those are the Values of the people who colonized India. Indians didn't value education prior to colonization.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:51 PM (grNgC)

222 Trebuchet nirvana:

https://tinyurl.com/45e2n9m3
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:49 PM (u/afo)

Is that a Honda Fit? Please tell me they are pitching a Fit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:51 PM (8zz6B)

223 Well, that, and being an undiplomatic jerk. But mostly being an undiplomatic jerk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Tenure at DOGE, exemplary.


Trump is often rightfully accused of being an undiplomatic jerk. Should we get rid of his as well? Sometimes that's what's needed.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)

224 Strings bands just began parading in Philly's Mummers Parade. Due to wind, they're leaving their sets behind this year, marching only in costume with their instruments.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 02:52 PM (NFX2v)

225 My Dad as a yute, was in the hospital in Norway after badly breaking his shoulder pole-vaulting, 1947. During occupation 1940-45, there were no foreign fruit brought in. He was in the hospital over a month and everyone who came to visit him brought bananas, as he was fond of them. He ate so many, he never ate another. Never saw him eat one in all the years I knew him.

Posted by: Bananas PSA at January 01, 2026 02:52 PM (oftw2)

226 116- the problem is our side waits until the damage is done before they act.

Dillon should say something stronger than "having some 'splaining to do." No cuteness, put some damn teeth in it.

Like reminding them a state AG can face federal consequences if their actions in violation of their oath also constitute a federal crime or a breach of the U.S. Constitution or federal law, which the DOJ will investigate and prosecute. Immediately.

Posted by: vivi at January 01, 2026 02:53 PM (jC0jb)

227 New one: New York, 1746

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:53 PM (Riz8t)

228 I still have a BB in my ass from 50 years ago.
BB gun wars were all the rage amongst us youngsters.
10 pumps from a Daisy hurt like hell at 10 ft.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM (WQDw6)

229 Well, that, and being an undiplomatic jerk. But mostly being an undiplomatic jerk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You left out grifter. Vivek became rich by running a pump and dump company Axovant and selling at its height-company lasted for eight years pushing a failed Alzheimer's drug. Owns shares in another, Roivant, which has never made a profit yet Wall Street is still propping up.

That is how he made his money. Not by creating anything but from fooling stupid investors.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM (WDjG6)

230 There is little reason for H1Bs.
Shouldn't be used for getting people arguably better than the natives but willing to work for much less.

Should be reserved for scalping other nations real genius. And Filipina nurses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM (/lPRQ)

231 222 Trebuchet nirvana:

https://tinyurl.com/45e2n9m3
Posted by: Bid
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If that was a Toyota Land Cruiser they'd go start it up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 02:55 PM (UZwsW)

232 229 Well, that, and being an undiplomatic jerk. But mostly being an undiplomatic jerk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You left out grifter. Vivek became rich by running a pump and dump company Axovant and selling at its height-company lasted for eight years pushing a failed Alzheimer's drug. Owns shares in another, Roivant, which has never made a profit yet Wall Street is still propping up.

That is how he made his money. Not by creating anything but from fooling stupid investors.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM (WDjG6)

It's a legal con man job. It's better than an illegal one.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 01, 2026 02:55 PM (tOcjL)

233 @228 I still have a tiny bump on my head where I got shot with a BB gun on 1973.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 02:55 PM (zNwXb)

234 kill a Toyota

youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 02:56 PM (UZwsW)

235 Trump is often rightfully accused of being an undiplomatic jerk. Should we get rid of his as well? Sometimes that's what's needed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)

Trump never comes off as being condescending. Ramaswami comes off as being condescending.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:56 PM (8zz6B)

236 >>That's an argument for getting rid of the DEI rot and all the abuses of HiBs. As I've already said, I don't agree with Vivek on that point. However, it doesn't mean that our kids shouldn't work harder. That's a very different proposition.

Embrace the power of 'and' then.
American education has slipped thanks to being run by Lefty activists.
-- and --
American students and workers have been shortchanged by institutions who prefer foreigners over citizens to make more money.

However, you are saying Vivek's comment in the midst of an H1B discussion should not be considered in the context of an H1b discussion. That is a distinction you are making - Vivek did not. He is the one who chose that moment to put down Americans.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:56 PM (NuV6c)

237 This little fucker shouldn't get within a mile of public office, unless it's in Bangalore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

Doesn't matter he was born. He was expressing a preference for his mother culture and denigrating ours. Just because he slid down his mother's leg on our soil doesn't mean much.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)




You drinking again Mr. Bunker? You ain't gonna start on again about the Jews and the Russians, are ya? I'm gonna have to call you a cab if you do.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)

238 230 There is little reason for H1Bs.
Shouldn't be used for getting people arguably better than the natives but willing to work for much less.

Should be reserved for scalping other nations real genius. And Filipina nurses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM (/lPRQ)

So, 100 a year. The single best and brightest person from each of the top 100 countries in the world. Give an award.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 01, 2026 02:56 PM (tOcjL)

239 >>That is how he made his money. Not by creating anything but from fooling stupid investors.


I will gladly sacrifice Vivek on the same altar that we sacrifice all such individuals.

But, that's gonna be one bloody fucking altar.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM (grNgC)

240 203 130 Like playing BB Tag. 3 Pumps Max!

Yeah...that was more of an aspirational guideline than a hard Rule.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:19 PM (grNgC)

My cousin just got his BB behind the eye removed. 42 years after it happened. I was messing with the nerves and he was going blind in that eye. He has it in a small jar. It looks like a rock.

The trouble we got in the day that happened... All known to the parents BB guns went bye bye. As in Dad smashed them in front of us. The cops were called to notify us we were on their radar and shooting BB guns at each other was a crime.

Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2026 02:58 PM (gKsV+)

241 239 >>That is how he made his money. Not by creating anything but from fooling stupid investors.


I will gladly sacrifice Vivek on the same altar that we sacrifice all such individuals.

But, that's gonna be one bloody fucking altar.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:57 PM (grNgC)

Nah, happy to have him vote for our candidates...not gonna have him AS one of our candidates...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 01, 2026 02:58 PM (tOcjL)

242 Those are the Values of the people who colonized India. Indians didn't value education prior to colonization.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 02:51 PM (grNgC)


You really shouldn't make up facts in a debate.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 02:59 PM (rbvCR)

243 Speaking of immigrants, Musk's Starlink just announced that they're scrapping 4,400 satellites this year, just because they think it will slightly improve safety (these are one in lower orbits, subject faster orbital decay).

Launching satellites has gone from a technological tour de force that requires the resources of an advanced nation to something that's as routine as loading boxes on a semi trailer.

Musk launched over 3,000 of 'em in 2025. Nearly 60 per week.

On the other hand, he didn't play football in high school.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 02:59 PM (IG3/x)

244
Trump is often rightfully accused of being an undiplomatic jerk. Should we get rid of his as well? Sometimes that's what's needed.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Trump/DOGE & Co are a room full of undiplomatic high achievers who managed to work together.
How long did Vivek last? A week?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 03:00 PM (UZwsW)

245 H1-Bs are treated like slaves. They have less rights than the H1-As which are the similar program for Ag.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 03:00 PM (rbvCR)

246 However, you are saying Vivek's comment in the midst of an H1B discussion should not be considered in the context of an H1b discussion. That is a distinction you are making - Vivek did not. He is the one who chose that moment to put down Americans.

hat I said was that American students are falling behind, which in many cases they are. It isn't putting down American students if it's true; it's calling attention to the bleeding obvious - and the need for reform. That doesn't change whether we do or don't accept H1Bs.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:01 PM (Riz8t)

247
You really shouldn't make up facts in a debate.
Posted by: Kindltot
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India wasn't even a country before the Brits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 03:02 PM (UZwsW)

248 I will gladly sacrifice Vivek on the same altar that we sacrifice all such individuals.

But, that's gonna be one bloody fucking altar.
Posted by: garrett
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I personally do not care if Vivek becomes governor in Ohio. That is for Ohio residents to decide. He cannot be less scummy than the traditional GOPe governors there like DeWino and Taft.

But proclaiming he is some sort of wunderkind that we should pay attention to as a great thinker about American society and culture is something else.

I have little patience for lectures from a scummy financier about the lack of virtue in the US about the same as I dislike television evangelists pushing prosperity gospel.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 03:03 PM (WDjG6)

249 > (these are one in lower orbits, subject faster orbital decay).

I got that wrong. They're lowering them from higher orbits, *because* the lower orbits will decay faster. That means that defunct satellites won't hang around for years causing future problems. The old orbit takes four years to decay, the new one only a few months.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (IG3/x)

250 >>But proclaiming he is some sort of wunderkind that we should pay attention to as a great thinker about American society and culture is something else.


You won't find that in my comments.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 03:05 PM (grNgC)

251
You partially cook wild geese by pressure cooking, then roast to finish.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

You cook them with bacon, lots and lots of bacon...then throw away the goose, eat the bacon.
Posted by: Boswell


Goose will fowl the bacon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 03:05 PM (pkeXY)

252 >>H1-Bs are treated like slaves. They have less rights than the H1-As which are the similar program for Ag.


And has been uncovered this past year, it has become a huge kickback scam, where H1bs are required to give back part of their salary to the hiring manager.

That Walmart IT executive was recently prosecuted for doing this: after he was hired, he replaced ALL of the US employees with Indians, each one giving him $$, so that he was getting $30k in kickback daily.

This doesn't even get into the role of the IT hiring businesses, such as IT Serve, who are facilitating this and getting their kickbacks.

It Is A Huge Scam.
This is not India's "best and brightest" beating out US candidates by merit.

Call me when Vivek wants to discuss that!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 03:05 PM (NuV6c)

253 That is how he made his money. Not by creating anything but from fooling stupid investors.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:54 PM (WDjG6)


He is also a lawyer, and I suspect he was the one who came up with the novel solution of "just follow the law" and was the one to popularize "using federal law to clean things up" instead of trying to get new legislation passed
That is why he was on DOGE.

As far as I can tell his Alzheimer treatment is not doing well is because none of the therapies from then are doing well. None of them work since they appear to be treating the wrong symptom

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 03:06 PM (rbvCR)

254 American students are not falling behind because of football or any sports. American students are falling behind because of communist infusion in the education system and DEI.

Some people excel in intellect, some in sports; there's a place for both.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 03:06 PM (UZwsW)

255 The incoming UN Security Council president is Somalia’s UN ambassador—and also the president & CEO of a home health care company in Ohio.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 03:06 PM (ZxPkt)

256 But proclaiming he is some sort of wunderkind that we should pay attention to as a great thinker about American society and culture is something else.


You won't find that in my comments.


Nor mine. It doesn't take a great mind to see the simple truth.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:08 PM (Riz8t)

257 Online gambling will ruin CFB just like it did the pros. By making the bets on performance of individual athletes, etc. rather than win-lose, it makes it much easier for gamblers to get to individual players.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:13 PM (WDjG6)
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I've read where the gambling sites are being asked by the leagues as well as some states to back off the props bets for just the reason you noted.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 01, 2026 03:09 PM (UVyKP)

258 He made that comment last Christmas during the H1B discussion, defending the hiring of Indians. As has been pointed out since then, Americans that DO work hard, who DO pursue STEM degrees and want very much to achieve great things are being systematically shut out via foreigners getting preferential admissions at elite universities, getting preferential hiring at graduation thanks to OPT, and those who have gotten good jobs are laid off when an Indian executive is hired, such as Fedx, Walmart, etc...

We are long past calling this an 'Americans are slackers' issue.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:44 PM

Absolutely this.

I can vouch that this is happening at Stellantis and is likely happening at every other American automotive company and supplier as well.

And no, the vast majority of these Indians being hired in engineering positions are not good at all. They seem to have the equivalent of a high school education. These are remote-working Indians given salaries 1/4 to 1/3 what American engineers would be getting. Entire engineering departments outsourced to India, depriving hundreds of American engineers of jobs.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 03:10 PM (P5BPp)

259 It isn't putting down American students if it's true; it's calling attention to the bleeding obvious - and the need for reform. That doesn't change whether we do or don't accept H1Bs.
Posted by: Archimedes
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His diagnosis is basically stupid. The reason why Americans by and large are not going into STEM is because Americans that spend the time and effort to get real credentials from a university and incur debt to do so are shunted to the side by Megacorps and Indian hiring manager favoritism by H1b and foreign hires or the jobs are outsourced wholesale to foreign nations like China or India (who promptly steal the IP and then compete).

The American responses of top students are rational. Go to law, sales, etc. or licensed trades instead of STEM in order to make a living.

You want more and better students in the US to go into Stem, medicine, etc. then you have to snip most if not all H1B and other hires and ruthlessly go after DIEversity crap which is the justification for managers to hire foreigners on work visas and greencards at a lower wage.

Same issue with pursuing advanced degrees in STEM, Universities prefer coolie labor.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 03:10 PM (WDjG6)

260 And no, the vast majority of these Indians being hired in engineering positions are not good at all. They seem to have the equivalent of a high school education. These are remote-working Indians given salaries 1/4 to 1/3 what American engineers would be getting. Entire engineering departments outsourced to India, depriving hundreds of American engineers of jobs.

My nephew is a computer engineering student at Ga Tech. I've seen pictures of the roughly 100 or more students in the program. AFAICT, he's the only white boy. He'll tell you that the Indian kids, some of whom were his roomies, are absolute maniacs for hard work. But I guess we should s*** all over them. It won't hurt our tech base at all. Right?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)

261 >>What I said was that American students are falling behind, which in many cases they are. It isn't putting down American students if it's true


He criticized American culture, saying our interest in football stars over mathletes is why we are losing jobs. It was not specifically criticizing education; it was putting down our culture. This also mirrors how the Left puts down traditional American culture -- notice he didn't say we were falling behind because of, say, Womens and Gender studies, or an obsession with protests and climate change over STEM, etc.. People picked up on that, even if you didn't.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 03:13 PM (NuV6c)

262 As far as I can tell his Alzheimer treatment is not doing well is because none of the therapies from then are doing well. None of them work since they appear to be treating the wrong symptom
Posted by: Kindltot
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His company had eight employees and 3 of them were family members or himself. Classic pump and dump where you buy a product, hype it, sell plenty of stock at its peak valuation (3 billion) and then let it fail. 8 years it lasted leaving nothing but Vivek and family wealthy.

No different than the classic gold mine or oilfield scam.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 03:14 PM (WDjG6)

263 You want more and better students in the US to go into Stem, medicine, etc. then you have to snip most if not all H1B and other hires and ruthlessly go after DIEversity crap which is the justification for managers to hire foreigners on work visas and greencards at a lower wage.

Same issue with pursuing advanced degrees in STEM, Universities prefer coolie labor.


Reform DEI and H1Bs, AND improve our educational system and work ethic. We can do both.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

264 God made marxist so we would go righteously into outer space.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 03:14 PM (EyfuW)

265 Americans by technicality, and Americans by affinity and affection. There may be a difference.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 03:14 PM (pDt9x)

266 The main conflicts I've had to manage have been Ethiopian vs Eritrean vs Filipino. No H1Bs in that mix.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 03:15 PM (RIvkX)

267 China's best days are past them in the near future as they are aging as rapidly as the Japanese due to their lack of births.

India has the births so far and has probably exceeded China's population by now. However, it lacks cohesion as a nation due to the sheer multitude of ethnicities, religions, etc. and the instability from living next to Pakistan, Bangladesh, and China.

On top of that, you have the caste system and Hinduism for the top Brahmin caste that means disdain and dislike for any of the other castes.

So you get a hodge podge of pockets of wealth along with pockets of extreme poverty. We shall see if India, unlike China, can beat the middle income trap for nations.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 02:45 PM (WDjG6)
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Yes, India clearly has more people than China - and China is fading fast. But India is aging quite rapidly themselves. The same toll waits for them. Both China and India do not have the civic infrastructure for long term success, and their best and brightest frequently do not possess their appreciation for individual and property rights that made the US what it is. The future is here. How good it will be compared to the rest of the world is TBD.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 01, 2026 03:15 PM (UVyKP)

268 He criticized American culture, saying our interest in football stars over mathletes is why we are losing jobs. It was not specifically criticizing education; it was putting down our culture.

And what if that's true? What if we overemphasize trivial things over the important ones?

This also mirrors how the Left puts down traditional American culture -- notice he didn't say we were falling behind because of, say, Womens and Gender studies, or an obsession with protests and climate change over STEM, etc.. People picked up on that, even if you didn't.

Oh, okay. I guess I'm just not smart enough to grasp your point. For the last time, we need to reform the DEI nonsense. I've said it twice already, but I guess you didn't pick up on it.
*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

269 That's an argument for getting rid of the DEI rot and all the abuses of HiBs. As I've already said, I don't agree with Vivek on that point. However, it doesn't mean that our kids shouldn't work harder. That's a very different proposition.

Embrace the power of 'and' then.
American education has slipped thanks to being run by Lefty activists.
-- and --
American students and workers have been shortchanged by institutions who prefer foreigners over citizens to make more money.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 02:56 PM

Why should Americans work harder when there is no reward in it? Has anyone stopped to put two and two together with regards to all this fraud and scamming and DEI that has been going on for *decades* now?

D.E.I. and H-1B scamming and India scamming and Muslim scamming and lack of merit-based rewards (for schools, for jobs, etc) has led the last two generations to realize the system is rigged against them.

I worked my ass off to become an expert in my position only to be discarded and replaced by outsourced retards in India. I've lost all faith in the idea that hard work and expertise lead to success. Millions of others have as well.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 03:19 PM (P5BPp)

270 He is also a lawyer, and I suspect he was the one who came up with the novel solution of "just follow the law" and was the one to popularize "using federal law to clean things up" instead of trying to get new legislation passed
That is why he was on DOGE.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Soros paid for his law degree when his family was already millionaires. He is simply a symptom of our current rotten globo homo ruling class which is perhaps not his fault.

But I don't have to listen to his pompous lectures on this or that including his defense of another biotech con man, Skreli

If Ohio wants to elect such as governor, it is their business as the ruling GOPe there is traditionally corrupt and incompetent since Rhodes was governor.

And Vivek was forced out of DOGE because he was big on talk, light on action. Musk managed to sideline Vivek because of that.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 03:19 PM (WDjG6)

271 America exists for Americans. I think a strong and successful America is good for the world, but that is a side benefit. If a strong and successful America resulted in impoverishing the rest of the world, I would be fine with that too.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 03:20 PM (jc0TO)

272 The whole "jock suck" and "prom queens suck" mindset is just bitter whining from nerds and uggos, and I say that as a once-unkissed nerd.

Civilizations, including those we admire, like the Greeks and Romans, have admired athleticism and beauty since forever. That's no fault.

And the idea that America values only those things or overvalues them is more or less a dopey stereotype based on media portrayals of popular culture that in no way represents the reality that most Americans are living.

There's a reason Indians are coming here and the Chinese are stealing our IP, and not the other way around. As fucked as present day America is, it's substantially less fucked than India or China.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2026 03:20 PM (Idisy)

273 I worked my ass off to become an expert in my position only to be discarded and replaced by outsourced retards in India. I've lost all faith in the idea that hard work and expertise lead to success. Millions of others have as well.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Yep. and the same reason Obamacare caused a lot of really good doctors to quit instead of becoming a cog employee in the new corporate setups envisioned and subsidized by the act.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 03:20 PM (WDjG6)

274 >>For the last time, we need to reform the DEI nonsense.

No one is disagreeing with that.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 03:21 PM (NuV6c)

275 There's a reason Indians are coming here and the Chinese are stealing our IP, and not the other way around. As fucked as present day America is, it's substantially less fucked than India or China.

True, but I'm not interested in today. I'm looking at the trends for the future.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:21 PM (Riz8t)

276 India wasn't even a country before the Brits.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 03:02 PM (UZwsW)



I can't tell if this is simple ignorance, bigoted provincialism, or if we have reached the "refusal to admit anything" point in an online argument.

so I will leave you to your impregnable . . . Stance, and let you get on.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

277 No telling what else teachers are doing to kids.

If neighbors are down with the state authority at will to change the sex of their children, run away from that environment. Talking, taxing you to death.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 03:24 PM (EyfuW)

278 >>Why should Americans work harder when there is no reward in it? Has anyone stopped to put two and two together with regards to all this fraud and scamming and DEI that has been going on for *decades* now?


Thankfully, this is finally happening, at least from what I've seen on X. The H1b scamming kicked into overdrive after BLM as an easy way for companies to meet non-white hiring quotas, though it had been ramping of for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 03:25 PM (NuV6c)

279 Reform DEI and H1Bs, AND improve our educational system and work ethic. We can do both.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:14 PM

DEI and H-1B reform and improvement of the educational system has to happen before work ethic will be improved.

Because no one is going to want to work hard if they see absolutely no benefit to it.

I have been the victim of the DEI and India outsourcing BS myself at Stellantis. Hundreds of my fellow American engineers as well. All of us experts in our positions, hard-working and producing in our positions. But that didn't matter. We were tossed aside for cheap remote labor in India. 90% of my current department (I returned as contract) is now remote in India. While the company laughably talks about "we win together!"

The younger generations see this. They see hard work doesn't pay off. They see the fraud. They see the abuse of H-1Bs. And then they hear people praise these retards in India while damning Americans.

There are consequences to the culture for that.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 03:26 PM (P5BPp)

280 Was India a unified entity before the British presence? What I mean is the existence of a centralized governing body, or a collection of states, if you will. Much like “ Germany”, in the 17th century.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 03:26 PM (pDt9x)

281 OMG noooooooo!

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except Better at January 01, 2026 03:27 PM (L/fGl)

282 Whig, Soros employed Bessent, and Tulsi was once a "future leader" in the WEF.
We are better off with them for the moment, than against them.
Harmeet Dhillon is Indian background too.

If Vivek is a shitbag, then he will show he is a shitbag. To date he has been arrogant as a lawyer, conceited as a university academic, slick as a promoter and mouthy as a candidate. If you don't like him because he is Indian, well, congrats.

However being a shitbag is not an ethnicity.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 03:27 PM (rbvCR)

283 And what if that's true? What if we overemphasize trivial things over the important ones?
Posted by: Archimedes
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The major point in economics is that people respond to incentives and they avoid if disincentives exist. DEI destroyed the traditional white male bastions of STEM because of envy from other groups. Clinton, at the same time, began implementing the outsourcing racket in NAFTA inherited from GHWB, sold our technology including missile tech to the Chicoms for campaign funds, and implemented DEI destroying the pipeline of engineers, medicine, etc. from white males. GWB wasted 8 years pursuing democracy in the Middle East, importing skilled labor to depress hiring of local talent, and continued the DEI scam including supporting it at Scotus--thus the awful Grutter and Gratz decisions. Obama turbocharged DEI, endless waves of foreigners, vilifying white males, and purposefully causing corporations to pick up and send operations overseas.

So GLOBO HOMO coalition of GOP and Dems ran things into the ground from the 90's until Trump's first term. Promptly resumed after that, and thus we have Trump II trying to fix 28 years of our leaders selling the US out.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 03:27 PM (WDjG6)

284 OMG noooooooo!

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except Better at January 01, 2026 03:27 PM (L/fGl)


I won’t be able to sleep tonight after this news. Literally shaking right now.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 03:28 PM (pDt9x)

285 DEI and H-1B reform and improvement of the educational system has to happen before work ethic will be improved.

Because no one is going to want to work hard if they see absolutely no benefit to it.The younger generations see this. They see hard work doesn't pay off. They see the fraud. They see the abuse of H-1Bs. And then they hear people praise these retards in India while damning Americans.

There are consequences to the culture for that.


I think we can reform both simultaneously - and had better.

BTW, as a native-born scientist, I'm very familiar with the problem. There are scads of foreign-born scientists who work for peanuts and take postdoc after postdoc because they want to stay here. Like I said, it's not either/or, it's do both.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:28 PM (Riz8t)

286 285

BTW, as a native-born scientist, I'm very familiar with the problem. There are scads of foreign-born scientists who work for peanuts and take postdoc after postdoc because they want to stay here. Like I said, it's not either/or, it's do both.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 03:28 PM (Riz8t)

What kind of sciencin’ do you do, if I might ask?

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 03:30 PM (pDt9x)

287 Yep. and the same reason Obamacare caused a lot of really good doctors to quit instead of becoming a cog employee in the new corporate setups envisioned and subsidized by the act.
Posted by: whig
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I have had three physcians take early retirement as their practices were acquired by healthcare companies. They simply got tired of dealing with the patient load and expanded paperwork.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2026 03:31 PM (XeU6L)

Democrat Hitman Jack Smith Admits: I Never Called Madison Cornbread to Testify Because Her Testimony Was Nothing But Second- or Third-Hand Gossip and Hearsay

Any day I can say "Madison Cornbread" is a good day.

Madison Cornbread -- government name, Cassidy Hutchinson -- was the low-level sorority sister aide who decided to become a Democrat superstar influencer by peddling a lot of nonsense about what other people supposedly said to her about Trump violently seizing the steering wheel of the presidential limo (from the back seat!) in order to wrest the controls away from the driver and go to the Capitol so he could lead the insurrection.

All of her "testimony" was nonsense along the lines of "and then Bill told me something to the effect of" or "and then John told me something to the effect of."

She was very proud of the "to the effect of" phrase. She thought it made her sound smaaaaaht.

Jack Smith now says that all of her testimony was something to the effect of bullshit nonsense hearsay, and all, by the way, denied by the people she claimed she had heard it from, and that's why he never even considered calling her as a witness.

. This brings us back, then, to the strange case of "Madison Cornbread." She became the "star witness" of that Star Chamber charade because she was willing to share mere gossip -- "so-and-so told me that Trump said this" -- in particular claiming that Trump had attempted to physically overpower his limousine driver to force him to drive to the Capitol. Actual witnesses immediately contradicted this testimony, but of course the J6 committee never presented these contradicting witnesses, allowing Cassidy Hutchinson's dubious testimony to become the defining narrative.

Naturally, Simon & Schuster gave her a fat advance to write a book, a six-figure payoff for her service to the anti-Trump cause.

Of course, another six-figure media payoff. And Republicans continue to permit this.

And now, more than three years after her 15 minutes of fame, we get this ironic coda:


The House Select January 6th Committee's "star" Cassidy Hutchinson provided "secondhand hearsay" about the 2021 Capitol riot and wasn't considered as a witness in the election interference case brought against President Trump, according to former special counsel Jack Smith.

Smith told the House Judiciary Committee in a closed-door deposition on Dec. 17 that Hutchinson -- who testified at the Jan. 6 select panel's made-for-TV hearings in June 2022 -- "certainly" wouldn't have made a "powerful" witness because she couldn't provide "firsthand" testimony.

"My recollection with Ms. Hutchinson, at least one of the issues was a number of the things that she gave evidence on were secondhand hearsay, were things that she had heard from other people," the ex-Trump prosecutor testified to the Judiciary lawmakers and staff, the deposition's transcript shows.

Game. Set. Match.

Here we have the special counsel who got the assignment to put Donald Trump in prison over the 2020 election dispute saying, under oath, that Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was just gossip. Any first-year law student has to know that hearsay is inadmissable as evidence in a legal proceeding, and Jack Smith couldn't go to court with that stuff.

Thanks to The Patriarch Tree.

I'm not working today, just some open threads and then a Cafe, but I thought you'd like an update on Madison Cornbread.

What are your plans? I've got a good one. I haven't been to a restaurant in at least a month but I'm going out for steak. Specifically, a tomahawk ribeye.

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Happy New Year, Ace!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2026 12:12 PM (u73oe)

2 Happy New Year!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 01, 2026 12:12 PM (3ImbR)

3 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2026 12:13 PM (u73oe)

4 Madison Cornbread works for the CIA.

Simon and Shyster giving her a six figure payoff just means they too, are CIA.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:13 PM (QbJcY)

5 Happy New Year Ace

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:13 PM (Ia/+0)

6 "Madison Cornbread" was inspired.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 12:13 PM (b4LBp)

7 "Trump violently seizing the steering wheel of the presidential limo (from the back seat!) in order to wrest the controls away from the driver"

I still say they should make a carnival ride out of that concept. Outwrestle the wheel from the President before the Beast crashes, three tries for five bucks.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (GHIyr)

8 Yay, rib eye! Enjoy!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (YlWIZ)

9 Mmmmm cornbread.

Posted by: GOP at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (/CkK4)

10 Does Madison do butt stuff?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 01, 2026 12:15 PM (R/m4+)

11 Today I wonder if America would endure such an abuse like this again?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

12 "Jack Smith now says that all of her testimony was something to the effect of bullshit nonsense hearsay, and all, by the way, denied by the people she claimed she had heard it from, and that's why he never even considered calling her as a witness."


He didn't call her because she had already done her job, smearing Trump with lies that could not be "disproven".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 01, 2026 12:15 PM (0N4FZ)

13 >>> Madison Cornbread to Testify Because Her Testimony Was Nothing But Second- or Third-Hand Gossip and Hearsay

But good enough for the MFM and impeachments....


Now do Vindman, Destroyer of Danish.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:16 PM (/lPRQ)

14 Happy New Year, Ace. Enjoy your steak!

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)

15 Does Madison do butt stuff?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 01, 2026 12:15 PM (R/m4+)

The problem is... and sure, of course she does. But the problem is, so many Deep State and politicians go for buggering boys these days, her type doesn't get as much work as they did in the old days.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:16 PM (QbJcY)

16 I don't get the business model of publishers giving giant advances to the politically-connected to write a book in the future that nobody will buy.

I mean, the money has to come from somewhere. The publishers aren't paying off these creative dry holes out of Christian charity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (+HNx/)

17 Who?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (mlg/3)

18 10 Does Madison do butt stuff?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 01, 2026 12:15 PM (R/m4+)

Butts do Madison stuff, my man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (06Hmj)

19 How can anyone contemplate eating a tomahawk ribeye when Somali Learing Centers are being attacked by Trumpists?

Posted by: Lutheran Lesbians In The TC at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (oftw2)

20 Ace gets a mention at theothermcain

"It was Ace of Spades who hung the sobriquet “Madison Cornbread” on former White House staffer Cassidy Hutchinson"

Posted by: Fatty McFattington at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (uHU6e)

21 I don't get the business model of publishers giving giant advances to the politically-connected to write a book in the future that nobody will buy.

I mean, the money has to come from somewhere. The publishers aren't paying off these creative dry holes out of Christian charity.
Posted by: Cicero

They just write it off Jerry!
-- Kramer

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (cYBz/)

22
That's all fine, thank you, and much appreciation that Sweetdick Honey um hasn't entered the conversation.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (pCWOd)

23 What are your plans? I've got a good one. I haven't been to a restaurant in at least a month but I'm going out for steak. Specifically, a tomahawk ribeye.
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Where'd you take out the bank loan?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (qbLEp)

24 The Blade is shot. The Blade won't be commenting today. But ...

... it occurred to me that the Morlock "Learing Center" has a typo, but not the one everyone thinks. The Blade thinks the sign was supposed to say "Leering Center."

We know how Muslim men look at children. And goats.

Just saying.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

25 I mean, the money has to come from somewhere. The publishers aren't paying off these creative dry holes out of Christian charity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (+HNx/)

*silence* *silence* N-G-O
*silence* *silence* N-G-O
*silence* *silence* N-G-O
It's fake and lame and gay-o

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (06Hmj)

26 So what's a restaurant ribeye cost these days? I'll guess $39 for the 8oz.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (GHIyr)

27 Make sure you have some black eyed peas with that steak.

Posted by: It's New Year's Day at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (2Ez/1)

28 I mean, the money has to come from somewhere. The publishers aren't paying off these creative dry holes out of Christian charity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (+HNx/)

See me at #4. I'm being serious. And don't call me Shirley.

So in other words, the money comes from you, the taxpayer.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (QbJcY)

29 Tyvec jump suits, belly chains, perp walks, footrace to the US Attorney for massive rollovers, asset disgorgement, punitive damaged, time in the joint, deportation, domestic energy sources, domestic jobs, and practice of Christian religion. Goodbye Mahomet. Goodbye Marx. Goodbye evil one. Goodbye Sanger. Hello again shining city on the hill.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 01, 2026 12:19 PM (YlWIZ)

30 "I don't get the business model of publishers giving giant advances to the politically-connected to write a book in the future that nobody will buy. "

Laundering. Undeclared compensation for services rendered.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:19 PM (GHIyr)

31 Naturally, Simon & Schuster gave her a fat advance to write a book, a six-figure payoff for her service to the anti-Trump cause.

IT'S FUNNY BECACUE THERE ARE STILL SOME RETARDS WHO THINK 'SELF-PUBLISHED' IS AN INSULT.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at January 01, 2026 12:20 PM (ULPxl)

32 20 Ace gets a mention at theothermcain

"It was Ace of Spades who hung the sobriquet “Madison Cornbread” on former White House staffer Cassidy Hutchinson"
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (uHU6e)

Well, that's embarrassing. I didn't even click the link Ace put in his post to it. Found it separately.

Posted by: Fatty McFattington at January 01, 2026 12:20 PM (uHU6e)

33 Mmmm...ribeye. Enjoy, Ace.

I have a pepper and Parm crusted rib roast in the oven. Should be tasty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 01, 2026 12:21 PM (9iRTe)

34 Where'd you take out the bank loan?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (qbLEp)

He's not buying, his Mossad handlers are.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (QbJcY)

35 I'm gonna get in on some of that daycare money.
Reforger's house of Little Shits.

Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (gKsV+)

36 Happy New Year Ace. Thx to you and the COBS for all you do
Madison Cornbread has yet to start an OF page. Hop to it girl. Looked up her Wikipedia page and she accused Rudy, Gaetz and a couple others of improper behavior. If no OF page , her 15 minutes are long gone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (zNwXb)

37 Is Sobriquet a red or white wine?

Posted by: Not a wine-o at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (2Ez/1)

38 I wish for once we didn’t have so many republicans who act like milquetoast pussy ass simpgots

How did we go from crossing the river from valley forge to kill britons in their sleep to these dickless clowns

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (REq0p)

39 26 So what's a restaurant ribeye cost these days? I'll guess $39 for the 8oz.
Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (GHIyr)

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Are we talking dry-aged Wagyu or commercial-grade dairy cow? There's a big difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:23 PM (+HNx/)

40 I heard it from a friend who ... heard it from a friend who ... heard it from another you've been messing around

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 01, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

41 >>> 38 I wish for once we didn’t have so many republicans who act like milquetoast pussy ass simpgots

How did we go from crossing the river from valley forge to kill britons in their sleep to these dickless clowns
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (REq0p)

We pay good.

Posted by: CHYna at January 01, 2026 12:23 PM (ULPxl)

42 Simon and Shuster gets a nice donation from the Foundation Center for Book Children Community or feckin' whatever, who got it from who the crap knows where because they've only existed for about seven hours, and then the great and vaunted and indispensable FCBCC pisses back off into non-existence immediately afterwards, with all debts completely evaporated and all employees now comfortably situated with the Central Foundation for Community Children Development Things and Stuff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 01, 2026 12:23 PM (06Hmj)

43 Madison Cornbread -- government name, Cassidy Hutchinson -- was the low-level sorority sister aide who decided to become a Democrat superstar influencer by peddling a lot of nonsense about what other people supposedly said to her about Trump violently seizing the steering wheel of the presidential limo (from the back seat!) in order to wrest the controls away from the driver and go to the Capitol so he could lead the insurrection.

All of her "testimony" was nonsense along the lines of "and then Bill told me something to the effect of" or "and then John told me something to the effect of."

She was very proud of the "to the effect of" phrase. She thought it made her sound smaaaaaht.


Still hawt though.

Posted by: The men of cellblock C at January 01, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

44 Turns out, I'm having cornbread for lunch. Not sure of its Christian name.


Happy New Year Ace!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:24 PM (3uBP9)

45 Is this about us?

Posted by: milquetoast pussy ass simpgots at January 01, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)

46 Happy New Year to all, and special gratitude to Ace and the COBs for making this oasis of information, sanity, and much-needed laughter

Posted by: barbarausa at January 01, 2026 12:24 PM (enw9G)

47 Ace, you seem to like the way Indians vote. Not who but methodology. Steaks and what else indian fashion do you like?


Eskimo pie recipes?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 12:24 PM (EyfuW)

48 DanMa'am pointed out a tomahawk ribeye at HEB just sitting there waiting to be barbequed. $23

About ten years ago a neighbor brought some over to grill (he always used my pit) and those blew my mind at $10!

Posted by: DanMan at January 01, 2026 12:24 PM (8uzBS)

49
I mean, the money has to come from somewhere.

The supply is endless.

Posted by: Federal government at January 01, 2026 12:25 PM (pkeXY)

50 IT'S FUNNY BECACUE THERE ARE STILL SOME RETARDS WHO THINK 'SELF-PUBLISHED' IS AN INSULT.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at January 01, 2026 12:20 PM (ULPxl)

But seriously, I am curious if self-published (or small, non-traditional publishers') books make decent money.

At times I wonder if everyone but me has published a book somewhere, somehow.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:25 PM (QbJcY)

51 *silence* *silence* N-G-O
*silence* *silence* N-G-O
*silence* *silence* N-G-O
It's fake and lame and gay-o
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 01, 2026 12:25 PM (9iRTe)

52 >>> 40 I heard it from a friend who ... heard it from a friend who ... heard it from another you've been messing around
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 01, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

I triple-dog dare you to sing this during karaoke at the next TX MoMee, wearing a Madison Cornbread wig.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:25 PM (ULPxl)

53 SHIT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:26 PM (ULPxl)

54 So what's a restaurant ribeye cost these days? I'll guess $39 for the 8oz.
Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM


He is getting a tomahawk ribeye those for for $60+ at Sams. I can't imagine getting one at restaurant for less than $100.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 01, 2026 12:26 PM (0N4FZ)

55 > Specifically, a tomahawk ribeye.
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My wife was watching some cooking show the other day. There was a black woman who had 8 of those on a grill. Burning them to a crisp.

Criminal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 12:26 PM (NwnyJ)

56 Happy New Year Ace. Thx to you and the COBS for all you do
Madison Cornbread has yet to start an OF page. Hop to it girl. Looked up her Wikipedia page and she accused Rudy, Gaetz and a couple others of improper behavior. If no OF page , her 15 minutes are long gone
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (zNwXb)

I'm sure the CIA trained her to be a terrific lay, but really, she's barely above average in looks. Or in AoSHQ parlance, she's a Perkins 6.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:26 PM (QbJcY)

57 Tomahawk Ribeye. I am envious Ace.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (pDt9x)

58
Life grows stupider and stupider. Apparently it's now a thing to video people walking around or parking their cars or stopping at intersections or going in or out of businesses hoping to get a rise out of them, then making TikToks of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (tgvbd)

59 I have never rode in a limousine, yet alone in The Beast. But can't even imagine one can get from the front to the back.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (Ia/+0)

60 My wife and I will be enjoying a nice beef roast with Yorkshire pudding. (The leftover roast, sliced thin, is delicious on her homemade pita.) It'll be washed down with our favorite wine, a tasty orvieto. (Yes, I know you're supposed to have red wine with beef, but I like the orvieto. So sue me.)

Posted by: Nemo at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (4RPgu)

61 Happy New Year Ace. Hope you enjoy your steak.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (f1kZG)

62 At times I wonder if everyone but me has published a book somewhere, somehow.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:25 PM (QbJcY)

---------

Be sure not to miss my upcoming historical novel where Nanni gets even with Ea-Nasir for selling him substandard copper by dicking his 20 year-old daughter!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (+HNx/)

63 Recently discovered Good Chop after using ButcherBox and now getting some steaks from them as well, so far the meats have been very good. They even have Wagyu

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 01, 2026 12:28 PM (REq0p)

64 Thumbs up on both not having gone out for a month AND breaking the streak with a tomahawk ribeye.

That sounds like a good theme for 2026: Lots less junk, emphasis on high quality.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at January 01, 2026 12:28 PM (asXVI)

65 Didn't your boss give you today off?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 12:28 PM (RIvkX)

66 Simon and Shuster gets a nice donation from the Foundation Center for Book Children Community or feckin' whatever, who got it from who the crap knows where because they've only existed for about seven hours, and then the great and vaunted and indispensable FCBCC pisses back off into non-existence immediately afterwards, with all debts completely evaporated and all employees now comfortably situated with the Central Foundation for Community Children Development Things and Stuff.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 01, 2026 12:23 PM (06Hmj)

USAID was just one of many such schemes. I'm sure there are plenty others, and our Deep Staters were just laughing their spooky arses off at us, when we were so proud that we "got" them.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:28 PM (QbJcY)

67 Wonder how soon it will be before the herds in the US are built back up, to normal range. Then the beef price will go down.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 12:29 PM (pDt9x)

68 Where'd you take out the bank loan?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (qbLEp)

He's not buying, his Mossad handlers are.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (QbJcY)
-

/quickly presses the approve transaction button

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 12:29 PM (u/afo)

69 gp: "What is the current typical price for a USA restaurant meal of ribeye steak, potato, green beans, salad and dessert?"

Grok: "At midrange casual steakhouse, $35-$50 per person. Tip not included."

I'll stay home and eat a pita with pizza sauce on it, dusted with Aldi parmesan.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (GHIyr)

70 Clavical Gurl!

Posted by: torabora at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (KtOUo)

71
Then the beef price will go down.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 12:29 PM (pDt9x)

__________

More like it will stop going up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (tgvbd)

72 "But seriously, I am curious if self-published (or small, non-traditional publishers') books make decent money."

A few do. "The Martian" was originally self-published. But the great majority of them (such as mine, for example) don't make a dime.

Posted by: Nemo at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (4RPgu)

73 Who did not know Cassidy was spouting bullshit?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (gbOdA)

74 Heading over for a family gathering, my dad's birthday is today.
89 down hopefully at least 10 more to go.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (Ia/+0)

75 Crockpot country style ribs, corn bread, collard greens, black eye peas and fried okra for us for dinner.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (Vh9CX)

76 USAID was just one of many such schemes. I'm sure there are plenty others, and our Deep Staters were just laughing their spooky arses off at us, when we were so proud that we "got" them.

----------

It seems that fatass Stacey Abrams was in the middle of most of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (+HNx/)

77 If you're not going to actually beat someone with the steak, why pay for all that extra bone? This is another silly fad that shows how far down the dumper we are.

Posted by: Tommy Hawks Are For Injuns Only at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (oftw2)

78 "He is getting a tomahawk ribeye those for for $60+ at Sams. I can't imagine getting one at restaurant for less than $100."

Cripes.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (GHIyr)

79 "I don't get the business model of publishers giving giant advances to the politically-connected to write a book in the future that nobody will buy. "

Laundering. Undeclared compensation for services rendered.
Posted by: gp


Ackshully - publish as an e-book only. Libraries in blue states and schools can buy thousands of "licenses" so the whole damn population can 'check' it out and read concurrently.

AND it is green because it saves trees and shipping!!!

It's a win for everyone

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (/lPRQ)

80 Beef prices. It doesn't take a ranch. If you have a little spread outside city limits, away from Karens, invest in a calf. My cousin raised one as a 4H project and filled the freezer when it was "time". NE Ohio, the Amish guys down the road processed it for cheap.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (gm9Sb)

81 All of her "testimony" was nonsense along the lines of "and then Bill told me something to the effect of" or "and then John told me something to the effect of."

Narrator: In reality, each of these men had expressed exasperation that they'd paid her the requested $20 and she was using her mouth to talk.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

82 >>> 67 Wonder how soon it will be before the herds in the US are built back up, to normal range. Then the beef price will go down.
Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 12:29 PM (pDt9x)

I'm doing my part! My heifer is going to get turkey-basted some time this spring.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (ULPxl)

83 So what's a restaurant ribeye cost these days? I'll guess $39 for the 8oz.
Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:18 PM (GHIyr)
______

Totally depends on the quality of the cut. $40 sounds about right for a decent cut. But if you're talking aged prime at a high-end steakhouse? Well north of a c-note.

8 oz is a small ribeye, btw. 8 oz is filet mignon sized.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

84 Are we talking dry-aged Wagyu or commercial-grade dairy cow? There's a big difference.

we bought half a Texas wagu cow. A lot of really good meat and a whole lot of fat to trim. The fajita meat was better than any I've every had.

Our county has a whole lot of Pierce Ranch Brahman cattle on it. Shanghai knew what he was doing with that brand. I think it beats the wagu stuff but I haven't gone through the entire range of cuts like I did on the wagu.

Posted by: DanMan at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (8uzBS)

85 Be sure not to miss my upcoming historical novel where Nanni gets even with Ea-Nasir for selling him substandard copper by dicking his 20 year-old daughter!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (+HNx/)

Sounds like something Bill Barr's dad would have written.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (QbJcY)

86 Life grows stupider and stupider. Apparently it's now a thing to video people walking around or parking their cars or stopping at intersections or going in or out of businesses hoping to get a rise out of them, then making TikToks of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (tgvbd)

It amazes me the number of people out there who believe they the right to privacy while out in public.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (Y1sOo)

87 I think the Silo series probably did well money wise and it was all self published.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (3uBP9)

88
Grabbing the steering wheel or anything else in the front seat section of the presidential limousine from the back seat is physically impossible.

In other news, Liz Cheney is still fat.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (azNOR)

89 Update on the range situation...

After a second look at my old stove, it looks like it is connected to the house-wiring with a four-wire connection (which is good!), so I think all I have to do is remove the wires from my old stove and connect the wires in the right order to my new stove.

So I'll see if Lowe's can redeliver my range tomorrow or Saturday and I'll give that a shot. I'll still double-check with a knowledgeable person, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (ESVrU)

90 "Apparently it's now a thing to video people walking around or parking their cars or stopping at intersections or going in or out of businesses hoping to get a rise out of them, then making TikToks of it."

Some idiot kid got shot in Loudoun a year or so ago for making a habit of that.

He was following a guy at a local mall getting in his face and asking him if he smelled or something equally stupid, and eventually, after telling him to back off several times, the guy shot him (not fatally, but some of the locals would not have been sad if so)

Posted by: barbarausa at January 01, 2026 12:33 PM (enw9G)

91 >>> 72 "But seriously, I am curious if self-published (or small, non-traditional publishers') books make decent money."
==
A few do. "The Martian" was originally self-published. But the great majority of them (such as mine, for example) don't make a dime.
Posted by: Nemo at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (4RPgu)

Hey, he said 'make decent money', not 'win the lottery'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:33 PM (ULPxl)

92 gp: "Aren't you glad you don't have to eat?"

Grok: "Absolutely, I’m thrilled I don’t have to eat." Followed by a lot of frankly cruel taunting over my human need for nutrition.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:33 PM (GHIyr)

93 59 I have never rode in a limousine, yet alone in The Beast. But can't even imagine one can get from the front to the back.
Posted by: Skip

Pfffft! Glorified Checker cab.

Posted by: Taxi Squad at January 01, 2026 12:34 PM (oftw2)

94 I wish for a change the government would be on the side of the people who pay the bills around this country instead of the bums and frauds they cater to.

Posted by: Case at January 01, 2026 12:34 PM (G1OIb)

95
Ace has a fevuh!

And the only thing that will cure it is to opine about Madison Cornbread!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:34 PM (xG4kz)

96 /quickly presses the approve transaction button
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 12:29 PM (u/afo)

Thanks, I'm glad somebody got it.

I figured if I got banned for saying it, we'd know I stumbled onto the truth!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:34 PM (QbJcY)

97 I'm gonna get in on some of that daycare money.
Reforger's house of Little Shits.
Posted by: Reforger

Sub-titled
"Classical Dance, Acrobatics, and Melee Training"

Might as well train up your own army of ninja assassins.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:35 PM (/lPRQ)

98 "What is the current typical price for a USA restaurant meal of ribeye steak, potato, green beans, salad and dessert?"

Grok: "At midrange casual steakhouse, $35-$50 per person. Tip not included."

I'll stay home and eat a pita with pizza sauce on it, dusted with Aldi parmesan.
Posted by: gp



$52 at Texas Roadhouse.
$62 at Ruth's Chris for just one steak - no sides or drinks.

$102.93 for a Member’s Mark USDA Choice Angus Beef Boneless Ribeye Roast, priced per pound $16.77 lb.

Cut your own to your desired thickness.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:35 PM (c115l)

99 Over at Twitchy, Julie Kelly does a good summary of the other BS that Jack Smith spewed during his witch hunt. While I don't think jail is in the offing , he should lose his law license.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:35 PM (zNwXb)

100 guy was acquitted of the most serious charge:

https://tinyurl.com/ykrevbft

Posted by: barbarausa at January 01, 2026 12:36 PM (enw9G)

101 A few do. "The Martian" was originally self-published. But the great majority of them (such as mine, for example) don't make a dime.
Posted by: Nemo at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (4RPgu)

I'm assuming Critical Drinker "self-publishes" his books, and if so, I wonder if he made any money BEFORE his Yootoob channel took off.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:36 PM (QbJcY)

102
Now do Vindman, the Slavering-Mawed Destroyer of Danish.

Fixed it for you

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:36 PM (xG4kz)

103 I'm making some Hoppin' John for lunches.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 12:36 PM (RIvkX)

104 So I'll see if Lowe's can redeliver my range tomorrow or Saturday and I'll give that a shot. I'll still double-check with a knowledgeable person, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

FWP thread is Sunday 2 PM EST. You'd think a Junior Cob would know that.

Posted by: RIP P-Nut at January 01, 2026 12:37 PM (oftw2)

105 It seems that fatass Stacey Abrams was in the middle of most of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (+HNx/)

Well, that's not really saying anything.

Anywhere she goes, she's essentially in the center of everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:37 PM (QbJcY)

106 I've never had a bad cut at Texas Roadhouse.

Posted by: DanMan at January 01, 2026 12:37 PM (8uzBS)

107 Life grows stupider and stupider. Apparently it's now a thing to video people walking around or parking their cars or stopping at intersections or going in or out of businesses hoping to get a rise out of them, then making TikToks of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 12:27 PM (tgvbd)

It amazes me the number of people out there who believe they the right to privacy while out in public.
Posted by: one hour sober


OR, that you need to get a signed release ftom thrm. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:37 PM (c115l)

108 Anywhere she goes, she's essentially in the center of everything.
Posted by: BurtTC

She has her own zipcode and gravity.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 12:38 PM (cYBz/)

109 101 A few do. "The Martian" was originally self-published. But the great majority of them (such as mine, for example) don't make a dime.
Posted by: Nemo at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (4RPgu)

I'm assuming Critical Drinker "self-publishes" his books, and if so, I wonder if he made any money BEFORE his Yootoob channel took off.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:36 PM (QbJcY)

=======

Go publish something off Amazon as a nobody and just wait for the money to roll in as people just naturally discover it and realize the genius of your work!

Yeah...that don't work. You need to market it. And most writers don't have it in them to be their own marketing department.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

110 >>> 80 Beef prices. It doesn't take a ranch. If you have a little spread outside city limits, away from Karens, invest in a calf. My cousin raised one as a 4H project and filled the freezer when it was "time". NE Ohio, the Amish guys down the road processed it for cheap.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (gm9Sb)

Get two - everyone needs a buddy - and sell whatever you don't need to help offset your cost for feed and such. Or find someone who does the work for you - I got my very first 1/2 steer off craigslist when I moved to TX.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:39 PM (ULPxl)

111 It amazes me the number of people out there who believe they the right to privacy while out in public.
Posted by: one hour sober


Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do something. This is axiomatic.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

112 105 It seems that fatass Stacey Abrams was in the middle of most of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (+HNx/)

Well, that's not really saying anything.

Anywhere she goes, she's essentially in the center of everything.
Posted by: BurtTC


That's why Pluto got demoted. It started orbiting around Stacy.

Posted by: Jack Horkheimer at January 01, 2026 12:40 PM (oftw2)

113 The Sinfeld part of history is evolving into Rodney Dangerfield but with new material history.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 12:40 PM (EyfuW)

114 The Patriarch Tree is Robert Stacy McCain, of "The Other McCain" blog and the Spectator, ably assisted by my loooongtime (since 1984) Friend Christopher Smith (@Smitty1e).

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 01, 2026 12:40 PM (gUs21)

115 youtube channel of serial "prankster"

https://tinyurl.com/5572y956

Posted by: barbarausa at January 01, 2026 12:40 PM (enw9G)

116 I just looked on LinkedIn and see M Cornbread has a profile which lists only a single experience: working at the White House from March 2019 to January 2021. Also has a link to a lawyer named Bill Jordan who wrote an article saying he was proud to represent her… a few comments from lemmings about how brave she is and how amazing her book! A real profile in courage… sheesh. Oh and the only education listed is one year at Christopher Newport University (no degree). Never heard of that place…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:41 PM (YobFY)

117 $102.93 for a Member’s Mark USDA Choice Angus Beef Boneless Ribeye Roast, priced per pound $16.77 lb.


Quick back of the envelope math = $12.86 a ribeye.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:42 PM (c115l)

118 Lose a Law License?
Pffft, Yeah that will happen

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:42 PM (Ia/+0)

119 Oh and the only education listed is one year at Christopher Newport University (no degree). Never heard of that place…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:41 PM (YobFY)


It's no Goucher College....

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 01, 2026 12:43 PM (B7UQz)

120
Remember that portal in the aliens' mother ship that Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum skeedaddled through after leaving an armed nuke counting down inside it in "Independence Day"?

You do? Well, the gap in Big Stace's front teeth is the very same thing. It's standard equipment on all ham planets sold these days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (xG4kz)

121 Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do something. This is axiomatic.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, just to open up ANOTHER can of worms, I feel the same way about TikTokers and Yootoobers who do the whole "bait the cop into violating my rights" thing.

I'm not sure anyone's gotten shot that way yet, but it wouldn't surprise me if the number who have is not zero.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (QbJcY)

122 I like ribeye for cheesesteaks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (RIvkX)

123 How can anyone contemplate eating a tomahawk ribeye when Somali Learing Centers are being attacked by Trumpists?

Posted by: Lutheran Lesbians In The TC at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (oftw2)

Nothing makes a feast better than seeing your enemies driven before you.

Shit Conan said.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (snZF9)

124 education listed is one year at Christopher Newport University (no degree). Never heard of that place…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

World renowned finest University in Newport News, VA!

Posted by: Skool Ratings On the Cheep at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (oftw2)

125 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:41 PM (YobFY)

Christopher Newport University is a d-list college in Newport News, VA spun off from William and Mary.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (gUs21)

126 My rant: I had to sign up for a trial of YouTubeTV to watch the college playoffs. There is something wrong with these games not being on OTAtv.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:43 PM

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (jc0TO)

127
Oh and the only education listed is one year at Christopher Newport University (no degree). Never heard of that place…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


It's somewhere in Virginia, IIRC

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:45 PM (xG4kz)

128 Christopher Newport University (CNU) is a public university in Newport News, Virginia, United States. It was founded in 1960 as Christopher Newport College, an extension school of the College of William and Mary for mid-career working professionals, members of the military, and non-traditional students in and around the Newport News area of the Hampton Roads region. The university has since expanded into a residential college for traditional students.

It is named after Christopher Newport, captain of one of the ships which carried settlers of Jamestown, the first permanent English settlement in North America.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

129 Nothing makes a feast better than seeing your enemies driven before you.

Shit Conan said.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM


Hear the lamentations of their transwomen.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

130 When the deep state has a rumor they think will hurt an enemy, they trot out a thot like this to peddle it as if it were testimony.

The damage is done that way, with no opportunity for cross examination.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 12:45 PM (0U5gm)

131 Update on the range situation...

After a second look at my old stove, it looks like it is connected to the house-wiring with a four-wire connection (which is good!), so I think all I have to do is remove the wires from my old stove and connect the wires in the right order to my new stove.

So I'll see if Lowe's can redeliver my range tomorrow or Saturday and I'll give that a shot. I'll still double-check with a knowledgeable person, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Cut the red wire first... Or just turn off the breaker and try to lock it out in some way if there is any way anyone else can physical get to the breaker and flip it back on for you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:45 PM (/lPRQ)

132 126 My rant: I had to sign up for a trial of YouTubeTV to watch the college playoffs. There is something wrong with these games not being on OTAtv.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:43 PM

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (jc0TO)

======

The Oscars are going to be on YouTube in a few years. YouTube bought the rights from the Academy, replacing ABC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

133 Regular daycare: Playdough

Somali daycare: C4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (L/fGl)

134 It amazes me the number of people out there who believe they the right to privacy while out in public.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (Y1sOo)

Crank the radio and youboobs algo will take it down.

Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (gKsV+)

135 >>> 109

=======

Go publish something off Amazon as a nobody and just wait for the money to roll in as people just naturally discover it and realize the genius of your work!

Yeah...that don't work. You need to market it. And most writers don't have it in them to be their own marketing department.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

*ding ding ding*

Yeah, this too. (Although if you can get over that, at least you're making the effort, vs a publishing house that may have labeled you as politically incorrect)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (ULPxl)

136
It amazes me the number of people out there who believe they the right to privacy while out in public.
Posted by: one hour sober


OR, that you need to get a signed release ftom thrm. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:37 PM (c115l)

____________

Both true, but I also hate dicks for clicks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (Df91n)

137 Wait wait wait

You mean the obvious preposterous lie told by an obvious Party hatchet man ended up being a preposterous lie told by a Party hatchet man?

The hell you say!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (avHHk)

138 That's why Pluto got demoted. It started orbiting around Stacy.
Posted by: Jack Horkheimer at January 01, 2026 12:40 PM (oftw2)

Astronomers were shocked to discover Saturn now only has 96 moons.

Wait... I thought they discovered a bunch more, and that the number was 274?

It was.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (QbJcY)

139 He is getting a tomahawk ribeye those for for $60+ at Sams. I can't imagine getting one at restaurant for less than $100.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 01, 2026 12:26 PM (0N4FZ)
~~~~~

Yep. At steakhouse by me tomahawks go for $124. But they do throw in a couple of veggies!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (3ImbR)

140 137 Wait wait wait

You mean the obvious preposterous lie told by an obvious Party hatchet man ended up being a preposterous lie told by a Party hatchet man?

The hell you say!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (avHHk)

===

I'm gonna need you to be more specific, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

141 My rant: I had to sign up for a trial of YouTubeTV to watch the college playoffs. There is something wrong with these games not being on OTAtv.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:43 PM
Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (jc0TO)

We just got YouTube TV… like it so far. Dropped DirecTV because it’d become a shit product especially considering what they charged…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (YobFY)

142 I still remember 2025 like it was yesterday...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (c115l)

143 If somebody wanted to film me walking around I’d oblige them; I’d turn my back to them, drop my pants, and bend over. Film this buddy, show it to all your friends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (m7iZ5)

144 "He is getting a tomahawk ribeye those for for $60+ at Sams. I can't imagine getting one at restaurant for less than $100."

Ay, ay-ay. How much for a bowl of "Ze Bugs"?

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (d9i2R)

145 Here I stand in the rubble, and I never knew that a Tomahawk Rib Eye meant a rocket grande landing in my garden.

Nicholas Maduro, soon to be on the lam

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2026 12:48 PM (gm9Sb)

146 144 Ay, ay-ay. How much for a bowl of "Ze Bugs"?

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (d9i2R)

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The largest insect farm used for making protein for human consumption in Europe went bankrupt in the final days of 2025.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

147 >>>I'm going out for steak. Specifically, a tomahawk ribeye.

WITH MADISON CORNBREAD?

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 12:48 PM (RuTUS)

148 I still remember 2025 like it was yesterday...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM


*snort*

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:48 PM (jc0TO)

149
It is named after Christopher Newport, captain of one of the ships which carried settlers of Jamestown, the first permanent English settlement in North America.


He also invented the first rolling papers for roll your own cigarettes.





... waits for a decent interval ...





Nah, he didn't -- just messing with youse guys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:49 PM (xG4kz)

150 I saw Lamentations of the Women open for Pussy Riot at the Hole in '83.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 12:49 PM (L/fGl)

151 Nothing makes a feast better than seeing your enemies


on a spit over a fire in your great hall.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:50 PM (c115l)

152 So it sounds like Christopher Newport University is pretty much a local junior college you can attend for 4 years. M Cornbread is an academic powerhouse!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:50 PM (YobFY)

153 The Olympics are coming up in a few weeks and they will be showing a lot of Snoop Dogg. He will be an honorary coach for Team USA and part of NBC's broadcast team.

I think he is everywhere and would like to see less of him in 2026.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 01, 2026 12:50 PM (y171U)

154 The largest insect farm used for making protein for human consumption in Europe went bankrupt in the final days of 2025.

Eat Zee Bugs! Eat Zee Bugs!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab, Weirdo and Closeted Homosexual at January 01, 2026 12:51 PM (R/m4+)

155 Last year I got a tomahawk at Costco for $50. Never cooked one before. Damn. It was good.

Sigh...the gooy'ol days.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)

156 Heading out
Have a great afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:51 PM (Ia/+0)

157 Surprisingly, the Orange Bowl is a defensive struggle.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:51 PM (jc0TO)

158 Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do something. This is axiomatic.
Posted by: Archimedes

Which has nothing to do with my comment.

I don't blame people for being upset at someone following them around in public and recording them. But stupid retorts like "you need my consent and I'm not giving it to you" make me laugh.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 12:52 PM (Y1sOo)

159 Hey, he said 'make decent money', not 'win the lottery'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:33 PM (ULPxl)
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It really depends on the book. There are people who find a genre and write to it, build a following, and get a steady income out of it without having huge sales.

My sister in law had a setup where she would spot ebooks on sale and list them on her site, and get a percentage, but Amazon eventually wound that down. She then began writing on her own, and because she had a following (and knew what they liked) she has made "decent" money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:52 PM (ZOv7s)

160 I saw Ribeye Fifteen Year Mortgage open for Family Meat Box at The Union Stockyards.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:52 PM (GHIyr)

161 Once one of my idiot friends ordered a tomahawk "blue" which is basically raw. It was horrific.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)

162 I like this time of year in the NFL and College when coaches get fired.

Who's getting shit canned next?

Posted by: Foreskin Lint at January 01, 2026 12:53 PM (R/m4+)

163
The Olympics are coming up in a few weeks and they will be showing a lot of Snoop Dogg. He will be an honorary coach for Team USA and part of NBC's broadcast team.


I wasn't going to watch them anyway but that, all by itself, strengthened my resolve not to watch them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:54 PM (xG4kz)

164 Some YT shorts of tomahawk steaks, courtesy of Miguel's Cookingwithfire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjhEqIaKU7Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP9K8Vd9F8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VcRFh_OjsI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nacEnuzdqM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rztaw8JvCG0

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 01, 2026 12:54 PM (/mCq0)

165 If somebody wanted to film me walking around I’d oblige them; I’d turn my back to them, drop my pants, and bend over. Film this buddy, show it to all your friends.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (m7iZ5)


That was you???!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 12:54 PM (2WIwB)

166 My Father in Law once took us to a steak restaurant that was literally at the stockyard. The aroma of cow dung was ever present.


The steaks were pretty good though IIRC.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:54 PM (jc0TO)

167 143 If somebody wanted to film me walking around I’d oblige them; I’d turn my back to them, drop my pants, and bend over. Film this buddy, show it to all your friends.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Ooooooh, do you live somewhere locally?

Posted by: Rudy Galindo at January 01, 2026 12:54 PM (oftw2)

168 Yeah, less Snoop Dog, please

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 12:55 PM (YGMyl)

169 Way to go, Ace!

Ribeye has got to be *the best* cut of beef...yummy.

Add that "tomahawk" bone & you can eat it like a caveman, just for fun!

**Happy New Year**

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:55 PM (rdVOm)

170 Mike Gallagher just reminded me that Tucker Carlson recently claimed he got scratched by a demon in his bed… he’s nutso and it’s bad theology: everywhere in the Bible where demons are mentioned they physically manifest by dwelling inside a physical being… these spirit creatures are real but they don’t scratch people. Yeah they might inhabit (example selected at random) a Somali and that human might attack and scratch you…. But a nonphysical demon scratching you; the notion is ridiculous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:55 PM (YobFY)

171 Madison Cornbread sold a lot of her books I think.

TDS in the publishing industry is still a big seller.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2026 12:55 PM (0JWOm)

172 Cut the red wire first... Or just turn off the breaker and try to lock it out in some way if there is any way anyone else can physical get to the breaker and flip it back on for you.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

"TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!"

- Things a husband hollers to his wife while being electrocuted when at the back of the range.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 12:55 PM (cYBz/)

173 126 My rant: I had to sign up for a trial of YouTubeTV to watch the college playoffs. There is something wrong with these games not being on OTAtv.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:43 PM
Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 01, 2026 12:44 PM (jc0TO)

It is the ABC/ESPN/Disney+ monopoly of college football.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 01, 2026 12:57 PM (y171U)

174 Anyone following me and taking my picture had better not be alone.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 12:57 PM (2WIwB)

175 It is the ABC/ESPN/Disney+ monopoly of college football.
Posted by: Joemarine at January 01, 2026 12:57 PM


It would be fine if ABC carried the games rather than ESPN.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:58 PM (jc0TO)

176
But a nonphysical demon scratching you; the notion is ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


I heard that he and his missus own a big-assed dog or two.

You got scratched by your own slobbering canine(s) while you slept, Dumb Ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:58 PM (xG4kz)

177 I saw part of his released "testimony "and he said 140 Capitol Police were injured...Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 01, 2026 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

178 It's 3-0 Oregon 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter.

Slow game.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:58 PM (jc0TO)

179 Anyone following me and taking my picture had better not be expecting to earn any clicks from the effort. Boring subject IRL.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:59 PM (GHIyr)

180 so I think all I have to do is remove the wires from my old stove and connect the wires in the right order to my new stove.

--
Take video of yourself disconnecting stuff
So helpful in reconnecting

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2026 12:59 PM (0JWOm)

181 Yeah, this too. (Although if you can get over that, at least you're making the effort, vs a publishing house that may have labeled you as politically incorrect)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 12:46 PM (ULPxl)
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Having multiple books is another factor. It allows you to push something new, and the back catalog often sees a boost as well.

The genre is big, though. My history books sell pretty well because they effectively market themselves whenever someone does a topic search. If you look up Spanish Civil War, Long Live Death really stands out (primarily because just about every other book on the topic calls itself "The Spanish Civil War").

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:59 PM (ZOv7s)

182 @162 Giants will can Kafka, Raiders I doubt will keep Carroll , Schottenheimer at Dallas questionable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (zNwXb)

183 >>It would be fine if ABC carried the games rather than ESPN.

Wait, I watched a game yesterday on WEAR via DirecTV. Are you saying wasn't broadcast over the air?

Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (Y1sOo)

184 My hope for 2026 is that Sonny Bono is exhumed from his grave, his bones burned, and his ashes scattered.

I have a passion against the Copyright Extension Act of 1998.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

185 >>Once one of my idiot friends ordered a tomahawk "blue" which is basically raw. It was horrific.


I don't like the Ribeye cut because you have to cook it to near medium for it to be good.

It tastes good.
But, I prefer my steak rare and my filet just about raw.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (grNgC)

186
It would be fine if ABC carried the games rather than ESPN.
Posted by: toby928(c)


It would be fine if Bain really existed and he had teams dig tunnels under every stadium where those games were played, collapsed each one of them at the optimum moment to swallow up both teams, and put an end to the whole farce.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (xG4kz)

187 Making a pot pie with the rib bones and fat from my pre-Christmas rib roast. Homemade broth, meat off the bones, veg, and spices. Cheap meal b/c the meat was already paid for, but a pain in my butt...but this is a once a year meal. Gonna have some strawberries and cherries with it (b/c you only get fresh cheap cherries two times a year - New Year's and summer)...

Made some (allergy safe - yeah kid Xmas present) butter pecan blondies with my allergy safe all natural butter pecan syrup for dessert - a little goes a long way.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (tOcjL)

188 Wait, I watched a game yesterday on WEAR via DirecTV. Are you saying wasn't broadcast over the air?
Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM


I don't know. I'm talking about playoff bowls.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (jc0TO)

189 Happy and healthy 2026, all. Built a nice fire to test out the hearth last night and Little and I toasted the New Year with a tequila that someone gifted me for Christmas. Neither one of us are tequila drinkers, so we'll resolve to avoid that particular spirit in 2026...

Posted by: Somali Jon Lovitz at January 01, 2026 01:01 PM (nbLIj)

190 Tucker got scratched like Muhammad got ridden by the guys from al-Zutt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 01:01 PM (zNwXb)

191 Anyone else remember how Rush called them "Schtimon und Schuster"?

Posted by: pookysgirl, giving sick Lil Pooky all the Tchaikowsky he wants at January 01, 2026 01:01 PM (Wt5PA)

192 Happy new year to everyone and may God bless you this coming year with peace, joy, love, and wisdom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2026 01:01 PM (3Amc7)

193 You electric range people are way too fancy for me. Yak dung meets all my cooking needs and I get it free.

Posted by: Yak-ov Smirnoff at January 01, 2026 01:02 PM (oftw2)

194 My hope for 2026 is that Sonny Bono is exhumed from his grave, his bones burned, and his ashes scattered.

Over the Salton Sea.

Posted by: Only Fitting at January 01, 2026 01:02 PM (R/m4+)

195 "Take video of yourself disconnecting stuff
So helpful in reconnecting"

Coroner may find the video useful in determining CoD.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 01:02 PM (GHIyr)

196 I think Hugh Howey put a lot of his stuff online at writer/fan websites before he started collecting it into omnibuses. It's popularity was spread by fans. That probably helped with "marketing".

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 01:02 PM (3uBP9)

197 177 I saw part of his released "testimony "and he said 140 Capitol Police were injured...Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 01, 2026 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

Foot blisters from being on their feet and walking all day...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 01, 2026 01:02 PM (tOcjL)

198 It's quite simple . . .

https://is.gd/uncr7jC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 01:02 PM (L/fGl)

199 I have a passion against the Copyright Extension Act of 1998.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (GBKbO)
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I know. I've been watching your video.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (ESVrU)

200 >>I'm talking about playoff bowls.

Oh, yeah, you said that. I brain-farted on that one.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (Y1sOo)

201 If you are possessed you could inflict harm on yourself without remembering it.
Also if you are mentally ill.
And porque no los dos...

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (0JWOm)

202 Every single accusation against Trump is either 20 years old, second had hearsay, or "I just showed up 6 weeks before the election to call CNN."

Its tedious and pretty clear it doesn't move the needle at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (3Amc7)

203
Take video of yourself disconnecting stuff
So helpful in reconnecting
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


More helpful in providing larfs for us when you find out that you hadn't turned off the proper circuit as you started to disconnect wires.

No, seriously, be safe!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (xG4kz)

204

The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.

https://t.ly/wno_B

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (pkeXY)

205 It amazes me the number of people out there who believe they the right to privacy while out in public.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM (Y1sOo)

It's one thing to be videoed randomly while doing a random thing, like entering a storefront. But if the camera operator follows you around, that is stalking, and a good reason to rearrange his cranial corpsucles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

206 Seen on X: a Somali daycare was found in Detroit, with an even more egregious sign.

QUAIALITY
Child Care & Le & Learning Center

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (QZThv)

207 Nova Local, a pressure cooker will make that broth in about 20 - 40 minutes.
That is the final step for anything with bones, for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (rbvCR)

208 Oregon fakes a punt for a first down just to get something going.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (jc0TO)

209 199 I have a passion against the Copyright Extension Act of 1998.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:00 PM (GBKbO)
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I know. I've been watching your video.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (ESVrU)

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Like and subscribe!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

210 I personally recommend AH Lloyd's, Long Live Death. I learned a lot from that book.

Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (gKsV+)

211 https://is.gd/S62cMz

@sovereignbrah
BREAKING:
Newsmax anchor Carl Higbie calls on President Trump to preemptively pardon every American taxpayer who participates in the 2026 nationwide tax strike.
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I don't think it works that way, but...


https://is.gd/O0Eyh0
@DHSgov
Gird yourself with spirit of 1776.

2026 will be the year of American Supremacy.
[image]
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Curious that they're showing the famous painting *cropped* to show James Monroe and the one other dude (ie NOT including George Washington).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (ULPxl)

212 @184 TJM, Disney puts a lot of cash in pols pockets to keep Mickey Mouse etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (zNwXb)

213 >>The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.


That's just a bit unconstitutional.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (grNgC)

214 Looks like Iran is now in civil war. Soldiers and police have joined the protests, Khamanei has fled Tehran (or stepped out for a drink of water, either way) and several cities are not in the Islamic Republic's control

Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

215 The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.

https://t.ly/wno_B
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (pkeXY)


And we thought England had nothing left to teach us.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)

216 I wasn't paying attention. Swear him in again.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (EyfuW)

217 everywhere in the Bible where demons are mentioned they physically manifest by dwelling inside a physical being… these spirit creatures are real but they don’t scratch people. Yeah they might inhabit (example selected at random) a Somali and that human might attack and scratch you…. But a nonphysical demon scratching you; the notion is ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:55 PM (YobFY)
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In the Book of Tobit, the demon Asmodeus killed seven men (husbands of Sarah). He was defeated by the archangel Raphael.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (ZOv7s)

218 74 Heading over for a family gathering, my dad's birthday is today.
89 down hopefully at least 10 more to go.
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (Ia/+0)

Happy birthday, Skip's dad!

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (RuTUS)

219 Anyone following me and taking my picture had better not be expecting to earn any clicks from the effort. Boring subject IRL.
Posted by: gp

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

220 Tucker got scratched like Muhammad got ridden by the guys from al-Zutt

I think that Islam is gonna have another pass at the Hadiths to delete a bunch more as "unreliable" soon because they are getting slaughtered over several of those stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2026 01:06 PM (3Amc7)

221 The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.
https://t.ly/wno_B
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 01:03 PM (pkeXY)
~~~~~

Yep, and Harmeet Dhillon was all over that idiot in no time!

Fighting back is fun.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 01, 2026 01:06 PM (3ImbR)

222 Last night, ABC was showing a New Year’s Eve show (Dick Clark’s rock in’ Eve?) at the same time the Miami-OSU game was being televised on ESPN. I guess they believe all football fans will have ESPN or Hulu or some other streaming service and they can advertise to non-football fans on ABC

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:06 PM (/iXAp)

223 Eating out at a SteakHouse, a real SteakHouse, not some, fast food SteakHouse, is going to set you back 150 per person easy.

2 - 3 people, add booze and dessert and tip, easy 450-650 dollar night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2026 01:06 PM (XV/Pl)

224 75 Crockpot country style ribs, corn bread
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 01, 2026 12:31 PM (Vh9CX)

Madison Cornbread!

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 01:06 PM (RuTUS)

225 Update on the range situation...

After a second look at my old stove, it looks like it is connected to the house-wiring with a four-wire connection (which is good!), so I think all I have to do is remove the wires from my old stove and connect the wires in the right order to my new stove.

So I'll see if Lowe's can redeliver my range tomorrow or Saturday and I'll give that a shot. I'll still double-check with a knowledgeable person, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 12:32 PM


I saw the first sentence and thought it was a gun thread comment. Then it became a food thread comment. You people are making me think it's Sunday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 01, 2026 01:06 PM (9iRTe)

226 212 @184 TJM, Disney puts a lot of cash in pols pockets to keep Mickey Mouse etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (zNwXb)

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Yeah, but Sonny Bono sponsored the act.

I do count the blessings that we didn't get the Copyright Extension Act of 2018, though. Disney did try, but no one on Capitol Hill would put themselves out there for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

227 What's the over/under on NYC having an entertaining crisis? One month? Six?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:07 PM (jc0TO)

228 Looks like Iran is now in civil war. Soldiers and police have joined the protests, Khamanei has fled Tehran (or stepped out for a drink of water, either way) and several cities are not in the Islamic Republic's control
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)


We could send Obama there as a special envoy to help settle the crowd and support the measured transfer of power to the new regime. He could take a pallet of his own speeches to help ease the transition.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:07 PM (rbvCR)

229 >>Eating out at a SteakHouse, a real SteakHouse, not some, fast food SteakHouse, is going to set you back 150 per person easy.

Move closer to your meat. You are looking at half that price, here.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 01:08 PM (grNgC)

230 Sonny Bono delivered meat in Los Angeles before meeting Cher and they became Caesar and Cleo. So, this thread has reached completion.

Posted by: The Beat Goes On at January 01, 2026 01:08 PM (oftw2)

231 Just went sledding, my back hurts, but it was worth it. Being "29" can be rough sometimes.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 01, 2026 01:08 PM (EES2L)

232 227 What's the over/under on NYC having an entertaining crisis? One month? Six?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:07 PM (jc0TO)

=======

Mamdani needs to say something or push some policy that gets 10% of the NYPD to quit first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

233 Looks like Iran is now in civil war. Soldiers and police have joined the protests, Khamanei has fled Tehran (or stepped out for a drink of water, either way) and several cities are not in the Islamic Republic's control
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

Good. Hopefully lots of casualties all around, death and destruction.

Can't make hummus without cracking some chickpeas.

Posted by: Zombie Mohammad Reza Pahlavi at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (R/m4+)

234 There will be cornbread and cane syrup for New Years meal (cooked and served this Saturday, because).

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (Slgjz)

235 Christopher Taylor, I was thinking of you the other day. Good things, of course.

How are you doing?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

236 Nick Shirley's printed up some hoodies with the Learing Center sign except the phone number is replaced with 1-800-FRAUD.

And people with experience in such things noted that the drywall was clearly cut from the inside, which is amazing for a break-*in*.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (QZThv)

237 I personally recommend AH Lloyd's, Long Live Death. I learned a lot from that book.
Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (gKsV+)
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Thanks!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (ZOv7s)

238 In the Book of Tobit, the demon Asmodeus killed seven men (husbands of Sarah). He was defeated by the archangel Raphael.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (ZOv7s)

I’ve never heard of the Book of Tobit. As a Protestant can I guess that’s in the Apocrypha? I know it’s not in the Protestant canon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (/iXAp)

239
We could send Obama there as a special envoy to help settle the crowd and support the measured transfer of power to the new regime. He could take a pallet of his own speeches to help ease the transition.
Posted by: Kindltot


He could officiously and self-importantly lecture the mullahs about ceasing to be bigots and vote for the black woman. Lotsa larfs if that happened, there would be.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (xG4kz)

240 Butts do Madison stuff, my man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 01, 2026 12:17 PM (06Hmj)


____

In Soviet Russia, butt stuff does you!

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (EES2L)

241 233 Looks like Iran is now in civil war. Soldiers and police have joined the protests, Khamanei has fled Tehran (or stepped out for a drink of water, either way) and several cities are not in the Islamic Republic's control
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

Good. Hopefully lots of casualties all around, death and destruction.

Can't make hummus without cracking some chickpeas.

Posted by: Zombie Mohammad Reza Pahlavi at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (R/m4+)

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This is just the culmination of all the diplomatic work that Biden did to undermine tyranny in the Middle East. Why does Trump keep stealing credit for Biden's successes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

242 So I'll see if Lowe's can redeliver my range tomorrow or Saturday and I'll give that a shot. I'll still double-check with a knowledgeable person, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I'm jumping ahead.
You have no 220 plug for that current range?
Wildly out of code.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2026 01:10 PM (q6tQZ)

243 Sounds vaguely familiar...

@LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: Kathy Hochul to propose No Tax on Tips legislation in New York’s 2027 executive budget.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (mlg/3)

244 >>But if the camera operator follows you around, that is stalking

I think it would be more a case of harassment

Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (Y1sOo)

245 We could send Obama there as a special envoy to help settle the crowd and support the measured transfer of power to the new regime. He could take a pallet of his own speeches to help ease the transition.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:07 PM (rbvCR
And Neil Young, don’t forget him.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (Slgjz)

246 Tomahawk ribeye is a good plan.

Today is movie day with the wife. She hates movies so this is are rare opportunity.

Starting with Citizen Kane, then maybe L. A. Confidential or Sicario.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (xcxpd)

247 One of the things that'll change in a hurry once I'm King - book advances will be illegal. You get paid on the back end, end of story. This transparent farce of a money laundering scheme needs to be shut down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (BI5O2)

248 BREAKING: Kathy Hochul to propose No Tax on Tips legislation in New York’s 2027 executive budget.

Yesterday she was saying she was going to double-tax tips in order to resist Trump.

I guess that went over well!

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:12 PM (QZThv)

249 It has to have buttermilk in it.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 01:12 PM (EyfuW)

250
So I'll see if Lowe's can redeliver my range tomorrow or Saturday and I'll give that a shot. I'll still double-check with a knowledgeable person, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Man, we're going to hear about this clear into Sunday, aren't we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 01:12 PM (xG4kz)

251 I’ve never heard of the Book of Tobit. As a Protestant can I guess that’s in the Apocrypha? I know it’s not in the Protestant canon
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


It's important for the Aramaic-Levi / Qahat side of the Qumran sect. It endorses the inbreeding they were doing.
As to why the Catholics accepted this absolute nonsense, I dunno. Catholics if anything were first to ban cousin bumping. They should have banned Tobit too

Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (gKWVE)

252 238 In the Book of Tobit, the demon Asmodeus killed seven men (husbands of Sarah). He was defeated by the archangel Raphael.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (ZOv7s)

I’ve never heard of the Book of Tobit. As a Protestant can I guess that’s in the Apocrypha? I know it’s not in the Protestant canon
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (/iXAp)

Maybe he wrote Tobit's Spirit Guide?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (xcxpd)

253 Starting with Citizen Kane, then maybe L. A. Confidential or Sicario.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


If you start with Citizen Kane, be sure to add your own film school commentary for the entirety. Chicks dig that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (mlg/3)

254 Off Somoli sock.

And I'm off to prep some baby backs. Low and slow in the oven, I think. I'll check outside conditions, but think another day is needed before we get into the 70's here...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (nbLIj)

255 >>> 247 One of the things that'll change in a hurry once I'm King - book advances will be illegal. You get paid on the back end, end of story. This transparent farce of a money laundering scheme needs to be shut down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (BI5O2)

REEEEE!!!

Posted by: Hollywood Accounting, what profits??? at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (ULPxl)

256 Happy birthday, Skip's dad!
Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (RuTUS)
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Mazel!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)

257 I won my fantasy football league this season, 300 bucks, might take the wife to a steak house, we have a good one in town, $300 will cover us, but not with much to spare.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (vV6n9)

258 I’ve never heard of the Book of Tobit. As a Protestant can I guess that’s in the Apocrypha? I know it’s not in the Protestant canon
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 01:09 PM (/iXAp)
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It is in the Catholic, Orthodox and Coptic canon. Lots of actually important stuff was cut out of Protestant Bibles to make the cheaper.

Maccabees being removed is fascinating, because it's the source for Hannukah. Also crucial to understand the context for the Zealots.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (ZOv7s)

259 Oregon is 2/4 on 4th down attempts in the first half.

Tech has gone for one also.

Both teams are moving the ball between the 30s, but not paying off on anything.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM (jc0TO)

260 246 Tomahawk ribeye is a good plan.

Today is movie day with the wife. She hates movies so this is are rare opportunity.

Starting with Citizen Kane, then maybe L. A. Confidential or Sicario.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (xcxpd)

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End big.

Freddy Got Fingered.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

261 And Neil Young, don’t forget him.
Posted by: Eromero

Sean Penn isn't busy, either.

Posted by: Imam In The Well at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM (oftw2)

262 Mamdani needs to say something or push some policy that gets 10% of the NYPD to quit first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

His "stop arresting any Muslims and if you do, the DA will cut my man loose inside of 12 hours" policy ought to do the trick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

263
Yesterday [Hochul] was saying she was going to double-tax tips in order to resist Trump.


Antifa countered with saying they were going to double-tip taxis. Hochul was stunned at their sauciness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (xG4kz)

264 Been watching vids of uprisings in both Iran and China. Iranian government is close to collapse, and China is seeing protests and unrest like never before
Cue Braveheart : FREEDOM

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (zNwXb)

265 170 Mike Gallagher just reminded me that Tucker Carlson recently claimed he got scratched by a demon in his bed… he’s nutso and it’s bad theology: everywhere in the Bible where demons are mentioned they physically manifest by dwelling inside a physical being… these spirit creatures are real but they don’t scratch people. Yeah they might inhabit (example selected at random) a Somali and that human might attack and scratch you…. But a nonphysical demon scratching you; the notion is ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 12:55 PM (YobFY)

Good point... In the New Testament the demons have possession of people and are not outside of human bodies.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (y171U)

266 @LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: Kathy Hochul to propose No Tax on Tips legislation in New York’s 2027 executive budget.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (mlg/3)


A Christmas miracle. It sounds like when Nicolai Ceausescu tried to placate the angry and rebellious crowd by promising increases in social welfare and old age pensions

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (rbvCR)

267 >>> You got scratched by your own slobbering canine(s) while you slept, Dumb Ass.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 12:58 PM (xG4kz)


We had a giant black lab. Dark as the void. One night, I'm on my side and felt a strange presence, I opened my eyes and the dog was just standing there and his head was 2" from my face just watching me. He was tall enough that his head was just above the bed. Anyway, after about a second he sneezed right on my face, licked my face clean again, and then climbed up and laid down beside/ontop of me.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (3uBP9)

268 The largest insect farm used for making protein for human consumption in Europe went bankrupt in the final days of 2025.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

The cannery got a bug in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (8zz6B)

269 If you want girls to like you, you must show ReAnimator.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (EyfuW)

270 Maybe he wrote Tobit's Spirit Guide?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


🎯 I understood that reference. 🎯

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (mlg/3)

271 End big.

Freddy Got Fingered.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

Trolling...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (xcxpd)

272 262 Mamdani needs to say something or push some policy that gets 10% of the NYPD to quit first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

His "stop arresting any Muslims and if you do, the DA will cut my man loose inside of 12 hours" policy ought to do the trick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

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"I encourage my Muslim brothers to exercise their religious freedoms on Broadway, enforcing Sharia on the rich New Yorkers and tourists who just want to go see a show."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

273 270 Maybe he wrote Tobit's Spirit Guide?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

🎯 I understood that reference. 🎯
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (mlg/3)

*Fist bump*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

274 237 I personally recommend AH Lloyd's, Long Live Death. I learned a lot from that book.
Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2026 01:04 PM (gKsV+)
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Thanks!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Ditto. I knew the general contours but AH brings the knowledge sauce in the book. Excellent military history of the conflict to the extent you could build a wargame out of it.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:16 PM (WDjG6)

275 271 End big.

Freddy Got Fingered.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

Trolling...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:15 PM (xcxpd)

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If she can't appreciate absurdist humor in it's most refined and precise form, I just don't know what to say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

276 @toby Entertaining game so far. I'm trying to pace myself so I'm still awake for the Ole Miss game (niece and nephew's alma mater), but today is made for beer and football.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 01:17 PM (vV6n9)

277
And Neil Young, don’t forget him.
Posted by: Eromero

Sean Penn isn't busy, either.
Posted by: Imam In The Well


Invite James Taylor along or he'll sniff, snivel and kick the dirt with his sneakers clear into the summer from the rejection.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 01:17 PM (xG4kz)

278 142 I still remember 2025 like it was yesterday...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:47 PM (c115l)

; )

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 01:17 PM (RuTUS)

279 Madison Cornbread can’t beat Martha White Biscuits!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 01, 2026 01:18 PM (1paM0)

280 Been watching vids of uprisings in both Iran and China. Iranian government is close to collapse, and China is seeing protests and unrest like never before

I hope they succeed, and casualties are low. Well, except among the current rulers. F*** those guys.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t)

281 We are agreed that 1 Maccabees is great, although as a Zionist text, the Jewish Diaspora couldn't use it.
I hear it's back in vogue in Israel though. It's been back-translated into Hebrew a few times.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:19 PM (gKWVE)

282 Eating out at a SteakHouse, a real SteakHouse, not some, fast food SteakHouse, is going to set you back 150 per person easy.

Move closer to your meat. You are looking at half that price, here.
Posted by: garrett


I'm 150 yds from it on the hoof. Any closer and I'd have to run faster.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 01:19 PM (c115l)

283 @toby Entertaining game so far. I'm trying to pace myself so I'm still awake for the Ole Miss game (niece and nephew's alma mater), but today is made for beer and football.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 01:17 PM


Bama can win today, especially if the OLine can give Simpson 4 or 5 seconds, but I am not expecting it. Indiana may not be all 5-stars but they play consistent and complimentary football. They don't beat themselves.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:19 PM (jc0TO)

284 The Anglicans would have Tobit as well, and Tucker claims to be one, so it checks out on that side.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:19 PM (ZOv7s)

285 Been watching vids of uprisings in both Iran and China. Iranian government is close to collapse, and China is seeing protests and unrest like never before

George Soros must be suicidal. Islam and the CCP are likely important for his One World Feudalism plan.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:19 PM (QZThv)

286 As of now, if the NYPD wants to enforce laws on Muslims, they're going to have to be very selective, and rely on the old "shot resisting arrest" method.

I predict rape gangs before this year is out. The AWFLs are going to deeply regret putting this guy in office, which they are overwhelmingly responsible for doing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

287 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You can't make thjs shit up.
Today the rotating presidency of the UN Security Council goes to...Somalia!
Gawd!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (2WIwB)

288 "He also invented the first rolling papers for roll your own cigarettes."

Naaah, it was the Zig-Zag Man! "Qualite Superieure!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (Cjt/F)

289 If she can't appreciate absurdist humor in it's most refined and precise form, I just don't know what to say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

I am literally praying she enjoys 'Late Spring'. I'm winding up with that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (xcxpd)

290 286 I predict rape gangs before this year is out. The AWFLs are going to deeply regret putting this guy in office, which they are overwhelmingly responsible for doing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

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I'm reminded of that picture of two young women celebrating the fall of the Shah in Iran, leaning out of a car.

One was executed by the new regime, and the other is still in exile in Sweden, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

291 > What are your plans? I've got a good one. I haven't been to a restaurant in at least a month but I'm going out for steak. Specifically, a tomahawk ribeye.

Yum. Me and Mrs Alligator decided for a last-minute long-overdue restaurant trip last night for NYE. Was well worth it. Prix Fixe. All courses were good except the dry aged steak which was overdone and tasted like the only aging it got was between the fridge and the griddle.

Today I am going to do something to the effect of nothing. Play some video games. Screw around with random AI projects. Watch people hike to amazing places on youtube.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 01, 2026 01:21 PM (1Nv0l)

292 289 If she can't appreciate absurdist humor in it's most refined and precise form, I just don't know what to say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

I am literally praying she enjoys 'Late Spring'. I'm winding up with that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (xcxpd)

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"MARK! I WILL NOT READ A MOVIE!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

293 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You can't make thjs shit up.
Today the rotating presidency of the UN Security Council goes to...Somalia!
Gawd!


I really hope they try to push something to punish the US for kicking their countrymen out. We could then leave with both middle fingers held high.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

294 PDT interviewed Nick Shirley and showed a poll reporting that 70% believe nothing will happen out of this scandal, that Walz not only won't resign or be charged but actually will win re-election. Such profound cynicism -- I'm not sure Trump and his team are grokking its danger.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 01:21 PM (b4LBp)

295 Today the rotating presidency of the UN Security Council goes to...Somalia!

I saw people laughing about that a few weeks ago. It's of course gotten much funnier since then.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:21 PM (QZThv)

296 A three-letter word for 'cat' beginning with 'c' and ending with 't'... Who do they think I am, Alfred Epstein?!

Posted by: Doing the Somali Times crossword puzzle at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (d9i2R)

297 Hey, it's past noon. Let the drinking commence!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (jc0TO)

298 ThePersistence @ScottPresler

This is day 1 of asking @LeaderJohnThune to pass the SAVE Act.

Whereas proof of citizenship is not required to register to vote;

Whereas Texas found thousands of illegal aliens on its voter rolls;

Whereas states like CA, OR, & WA, give Driver’s Licenses to illegal aliens;

Whereas Minnesota allows for 1 registered voter to vouch for 8 other persons without an ID;

Whereas the American people demand fair elections;

Whereas restoring confidence in our elections would inspire more Americans to vote;

Whereas federal elections begin in Wisconsin February 2026;

Now, therefore, be it resolved that Senate Majority Leader Thune should swiftly bring forth a vote on the SAVE Act and utilize every means to pass the bill with a simple majority vote.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (P5BPp)

299 We are agreed that 1 Maccabees is great, although as a Zionist text, the Jewish Diaspora couldn't use it.
I hear it's back in vogue in Israel though. It's been back-translated into Hebrew a few times.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:19 PM (gKWVE)
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Tobit is a prophetic book prefiguring Christ, which was why it was cut from the Hebrew canon. Chock full of symbolism. Maccabees was cut because they made the monarchy look good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (ZOv7s)

300 Can't see chowing down on tomahawk when 1 out of 3 children of coler go to bed hangry!

Posted by: Mary Of Brattleboro, VT at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (oftw2)

301 267, dogs rock! they are the best!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (Cjt/F)

302 Maccabees being removed is fascinating, because it's the source for Hannukah. Also crucial to understand the context for the Zealots.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:13 PM (ZOv7s)

I've never read the Apocrypha, but the 1984 Zondervan NIV Study Bible has an excellent "Between the Testaments" section that I've bookmarked.

Posted by: pookysgirl prefers the NIV to the ESV at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (Wt5PA)

303 Looks like Iran is now in civil war. Soldiers and police have joined the protests, Khamanei has fled Tehran (or stepped out for a drink of water, either way) and several cities are not in the Islamic Republic's control
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

Good. Hang all the mullahs, ayatollahs, and imams. Every God-damned (literally) one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:22 PM (8zz6B)

304 George Soros must be suicidal. Islam and the CCP are likely important for his One World Feudalism plan.
Posted by: Ian S.
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George is ga ga by all accounts. Alex and Huma are the ones that might be upset.

I honestly think a lot of the open society bullshit was because Soros knew the time and date when actions would come down allowing him to make investments accordingly that would benefit.

I think the whole thing was actually a giant grifting opportunity and also benefitted his drive for evil that the Soviets and Not Sees promoted in him. Win Win for him, Lose Lose for everyone else.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:24 PM (WDjG6)

305 Good. Hang all the mullahs, ayatollahs, and imams. Every God-damned (literally) one of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Ok, wait, do they have any Esso Stations?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:24 PM (mlg/3)

306 that Walz not only won't resign or be charged but actually will win re-election.

Someone crunched the numbers and found the rest of Minnesota went hard GOP enough that the Somali-majority districts decide the whole thing. That's why Walz looks like he has permanent flop sweat every time ICE shows up.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:24 PM (QZThv)

307 Move closer to your meat. You are looking at half that price, here.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2026 01:08 PM (grNgC)

Is the Beef and Bone steakhouse in Ulm a worthy place to eat?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:25 PM (8zz6B)

308
why Scott Presler doesn't have a job working directly for PDT baffles me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 01:25 PM (Cjt/F)

309 George Soros must be suicidal. Islam and the CCP are likely important for his One World Feudalism plan.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:19 PM (QZThv)
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China is in a really bad way. They have no social safety net, because since the liberalization, they didn't need one. Even in recession they saw growth because when factories in the West laid off workers, they moved the jobs to China when demand picked up.

There is talk of returning to central planning, and we all know how that will turn out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:25 PM (ZOv7s)

310 The ending of LA Confidential was so over the top it ruined what was potentially a mediocre movie.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 01, 2026 01:25 PM (wBaIH)

311 >>Starting with Citizen Kane, then maybe L. A. Confidential or Sicario.

Good lineup.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 01:25 PM (viF8m)

312
And I'm off to prep some baby backs. Low and slow in the oven, I think.

A modest proposal.

Posted by: Jonathan Swiftboat at January 01, 2026 01:25 PM (pkeXY)

313 Move closer to your meat.

Garrett likes getting close to meat.

Posted by: Especially ace's at January 01, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)

314 And.... Fredonia is going to war!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 01, 2026 01:26 PM (oftw2)

315 306 that Walz not only won't resign or be charged but actually will win re-election.

Someone crunched the numbers and found the rest of Minnesota went hard GOP enough that the Somali-majority districts decide the whole thing. That's why Walz looks like he has permanent flop sweat every time ICE shows up.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:24 PM (QZThv)

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MN has been stubbornly resistant to the rightward direction that's been on and off across the Midwest over the last 20 years or so.

It seems to have gotten worse in the last few years which coincide coincidentally with the rise of white, female, MN politicians putting on hijabs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

316 China is in a really bad way. They have no social safety net, because since the liberalization, they didn't need one. Even in recession they saw growth because when factories in the West laid off workers, they moved the jobs to China when demand picked up.

I've heard they have a lot of problems with their domestic infrastructure too, because it's made to Chinese quality standards.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:26 PM (QZThv)

317 314 And.... Fredonia is going to war!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 01, 2026 01:26 PM (oftw2)

=======

I'd follow you into battle. As long as I get my cut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

318 Oh lord. I'm praying for 2 things.

1.) The Iranian regime folds like a cheap suit

2.) Whatever wicked, destructive treachery the US plans for post-Khamenei Iran doesn't work

My hope is Russia or more likely China places it in their sphere of influence, before we can get our shit together. At least they'll attempt to keep it from becoming another Islamist rogue state instead of doing that on purpose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

319 I'm reminded of that picture of two young women celebrating the fall of the Shah in Iran, leaning out of a car.

One was executed by the new regime, and the other is still in exile in Sweden, I believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Nothing quite as funny as an omen read wrong. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 01:27 PM (cYBz/)

320 Oregon is 2/4 on 4th down attempts in the first half.

Tech has gone for one also.

Both teams are moving the ball between the 30s, but not paying off on anything.


Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:14 PM

Texas Tech possessions:

3-and-out
3-and-out
INT
Missed 54-yd FG
Fumble

Once again, the team with the bye not playing well at all.

So far, teams with byes have not won a playoff game. 0-for-5. This could make 6.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 01:27 PM (P5BPp)

321 Now, therefore, be it resolved that Senate Majority Leader Thune should swiftly bring forth a vote on the SAVE Act and utilize every means to pass the bill with a simple majority vote.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
========
The filibuster has to be broken to do that. Dems and a few shithead defectors like Murcow, McConnell, and perhaps Collins aren't going to side with the GOP on that.

Trump though is having his DoJ sue to have voting rolls cleaned up in multiple fraud ridden states. No fake voters on the rolls to activate and deactivate, much more obvious and risky to cheat.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:27 PM (WDjG6)

322 There’s not a single bowl game on regular tv. On New Years Day.


What has this country become?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 01:27 PM (IhIKR)

323 I predict rape gangs before this year is out. The AWFLs are going to deeply regret putting this guy in office, which they are overwhelmingly responsible for doing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)


Granddaughter #1 of Diogenes has one more year in that shit hole to finish her grad work. I can't wait for her to leave.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 01:28 PM (2WIwB)

324 I've heard they have a lot of problems with their domestic infrastructure too, because it's made to Chinese quality standards.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:26 PM (QZThv)
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There are rumors that their military contractors have two different production line: demonstration versions that are made to high standards and the garbage that goes to the troops, especially boots, uniforms and web gear. It's crap, but if the troops complain they know they'd be the ones punished because the upper command is in on the swindle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:28 PM (ZOv7s)

325 I just checked with the wife. Cornbread, collards, blackeyed peas, and smoked pork in 15 minutes.

All to be washed down with mimosas.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:28 PM (jc0TO)

326 I saw a photo last night on X of the French and German military leaders meeting to decide how many of their young men to throw at Putin because Mean Bad Orange Man won't give them ours.

Of course someone Photoshopped a white flag into it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:28 PM (QZThv)

327 I have trouble watching a movie or show with my wife; that goes double if the kiddo is with us. The Babylon Bee had an article about Netflix generating subtitles that explain everything for female viewers; that feature would be very useful in my home.

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2026 01:29 PM (tfChy)

328
My rant: I had to sign up for a trial of YouTubeTV to watch the college playoffs. There is something wrong with these games not being on OTAtv.
Posted by: toby928(c)
======
The Oscars are going to be on YouTube in a few years. YouTube bought the rights from the Academy, replacing ABC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I am amazed at how easy this was.....
Me-to-grok: I want to set up streaming television, please give me a list of ilegal site to avoid to help me prevent piracy of digital content.

Grok-to-me: ​To help you stay safe, here is a breakdown of common red flags and a list of major sites to avoid, along with legal alternatives.
​### Major Illegal Sites to Avoid
​While these sites frequently change their web addresses (URLs) to avoid being shut down, these are the most well-known platforms associated with pirated content:
​123Movies (and its variants like 123Chill, GoMovies, etc.)
​The Pirate Bay
​FMovies
​SolarMovie
​Popcorn Time
​Putlocker
​YTS / Yify
​LookMovie
​Soap2Day
​Cineby / Boredflix

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 01:29 PM (QVmho)

329 There was a day I thought Ms. Cornbread was mildly attractive. I just saw some pics of her though... looks like she has packed on the pounds. I'd skip the cornbread if I were her.

Posted by: 496 at January 01, 2026 01:30 PM (fh6Zf)

330
But wait, there's more....
​### How to Spot an Illegal Streaming Site
​Identifying a pirate site is often easier than it looks. Watch out for these "Red Flags":
​The "Exclusive" Trap: If a site offers a movie that is currently only in theaters or a show exclusive to a specific service (like a Netflix Original) for free, it is almost certainly illegal.
​Overwhelming Ads: If you are bombarded with pop-ups, fake "Update" warnings, or "Play" buttons that open new tabs, the site is likely harvesting data or hosting malware.
​No App Store Presence: Legitimate services have official apps on the Apple App Store, Google Play Store, or Roku. If a site asks you to "sideload" an app or download a file directly, avoid it.
​Requests for Sensitive Info: Most legal free sites (like Tubi) don't even require a credit card. If a "free" site asks for your credit card "just for verification," it is a scam.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 01:30 PM (QVmho)

331 I better put on some pants.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:30 PM (jc0TO)

332 Trump though is having his DoJ sue to have voting rolls cleaned up in multiple fraud ridden states. No fake voters on the rolls to activate and deactivate, much more obvious and risky to cheat.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 01:27 PM (WDjG6)
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Actual enforcement will be huge. The threat of federal prison is more important than another law that states will just ignore.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:30 PM (ZOv7s)

333 nood

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 01:31 PM (GHIyr)

334 Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 01:29 PM (QVmho)

DramaCool for K-Dramas
DubbedAnime for well, dubbed anime

Posted by: pookysgirl is helping at January 01, 2026 01:31 PM (Wt5PA)

335 I predict rape gangs before this year is out. The AWFLs are going to deeply regret putting this guy in office, which they are overwhelmingly responsible for doing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

They'll either consider it the price of diversity, or find a way to blame it on racist white toxic masculinity. They don't experience regret, shame, embarrassment, introspection, or the connection of cause and effect. Their actions never have consequences and the buck stops anywhere else but with them.

Posted by: Accountability-free must be nice at January 01, 2026 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

336 I saw a photo last night on X of the French and German military leaders meeting to decide how many of their young men to throw at Putin because Mean Bad Orange Man won't give them ours.

Of course someone Photoshopped a white flag into it.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2026 01:28 PM (QZThv)
---
Resistance to conscription might finally break the German Establishment's death grip on power.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:32 PM (ZOv7s)

337 @319 yup. The Communists were all in on overthrowing the Shah and putting in Khomeini. Then he had them all killed as being godless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 01:33 PM (zNwXb)

338 Ok, wait, do they have any Esso Stations?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 01:24 PM (mlg/3)


Maybe they still have sufficient High-lifts

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)

339 Good plans Ace, a rib eye sounds wonderful.
Beats my Stouffers lasagna, that's for sure.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 01, 2026 01:36 PM (sl73Y)

340 Tobit, or not Tobit, that is the question.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except Better at January 01, 2026 01:42 PM (L/fGl)

341 The Washington state attorney general released a statement on X Tuesday evening warning independent journalists to stop investigating fraudulent Somali daycare centers or they could be charged with a hate crime.

https://t.ly/wno_B
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The broad response to the AG should be -
FU, you racist POS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 01:47 PM (/lPRQ)

342 Alyssa Farah from the View helped create that monster.

Dear Alyssa had briefly been the White House director of strategic communications and Assistant to the President in 2020 during the presidency of Donald Trump.

Wikipedia, "Griffin was press secretary for U.S. Vice President Mike Pence and special assistant to President Donald Trump from October 2017 to September 2019. In 2019, she was appointed the youngest press secretary of The Pentagon in history.[2] She served as deputy assistant to the secretary of defense for public affairs and the press secretary for the United States Department of Defense from 2019 to 2020.[3][4][5]"

Not too deep state planning, right?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 01:57 PM (NFX2v)

343 Dear GOPe

Fuck all of you


Allowing this horrendous circus to even take place proves you were never going to have any balls for anything. Nevermind locating them to fight with.

Ass masters

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 01, 2026 02:01 PM (gxffc)

The Morning Rant And New Year's Swap Meet

punk-monkey.jpg

Happy New Year!

Who wants to swap my 70-year-old 10-key for a slide rule and a pair of warm socks?

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 11:00 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Heh-o!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:00 AM (NuV6c)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 01, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

4 First!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 11:01 AM (5xuJ/)

5 Damn.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 11:01 AM (5xuJ/)

6 I've got a 30-year-old kitchen range going out the door in about 15 minutes. Any takers?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:01 AM (ESVrU)

7 I want to trade light snow for someplace warm, any takers?

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 11:02 AM (Ia/+0)

8 Got warm socks here, but not the other thing.
And a warm 'n snugly dog.
*shrugs*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:02 AM (NuV6c)

9 25 degrees this bright, sunny morning. With snow on the driveway. Let Mister Sun take it away.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 11:02 AM (5xuJ/)

10 The therapist says I have trouble expressing my emotions.
Can't say I'm surprised.


A large shipment of Viagra was stolen at the local pharmacy.
Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 01, 2026 11:03 AM (MNCvZ)

11 munkeh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 11:04 AM (u/afo)

12 Whut's a ten key?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 01, 2026 11:04 AM (/HDaX)

13 I never understood logarithms or slide rules. I just don’t have a mathy mind.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

14 How about a suanpan and some grippy hospital socks ( still in package ) ?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 01, 2026 11:05 AM (Rh0Gp)

15 Know how I know most morons are over 29? No discussion about New Year resolutions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:06 AM (KDPiq)

16 10 Key?
$20, same as downtown

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 11:06 AM (Ia/+0)

17 A large shipment of Viagra was stolen at the local pharmacy.
Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy
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There is a movie about that set in Ireland actually. I think Linda Hamilton (Terminator) is in it.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:06 AM (WDjG6)

18 I've got a 30-year-old kitchen range going out the door in about 15 minutes. Any takers?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:01 AM

-----

You'll want it back in five years when the new one needs repairs.
I fervently hope I'm wrong

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:06 AM (pJXAl)

19 12 Whut's a ten key?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 01, 2026 11:04 AM (/HDaX)

$20 same as in town.

Posted by: Some gags are evergreen at January 01, 2026 11:06 AM (TbWk/)

20 A large shipment of Viagra was stolen at the local pharmacy.

Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 01, 2026 11:03 AM (MNCvZ)
-

Let's take a commercial break:

https://youtu.be/kCM2X9ToLlg

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 11:07 AM (u/afo)

21 Knitters can have warm socks any time they want.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 11:07 AM (+mUZM)

22 A large shipment of Viagra was stolen at the local pharmacy.
Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 01, 2026 11:03 AM (MNCvZ)

They have 4 hours to solve the crime.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:07 AM (KDPiq)

23 Is a swap meet the same as a flea market?

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 11:08 AM (/iMjX)

24
Whut's a ten key?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy


I'm glad I'm not the only one to not know.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 11:08 AM (pkeXY)

25 There's no rant. 2026 austerity measures must already be in place.

Posted by: Tighten your belt if you haven't pawned it already at January 01, 2026 11:08 AM (TbWk/)

26 I’d love a nice basic hp rpn with a big display. HP has mostly walked away from good calcs though so I fire up win calc for easy stuff and spyder for less easy stuff, and jupyter if I’m ambitious and want good notes.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (3uBP9)

27 23 Is a swap meet the same as a flea market?
Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 11:08 AM (/iMjX)

Is a flea market in Louisiana called a Swamp Meet ?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (KDPiq)

28 At StudyFinds: "Scientists Discover Consciousness May Actually ‘Pause’"

Their most compelling evidence is that the TV show 'The View' airs weekdays on ABC, extinguishing female consciousness five hours per week for 29 years.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (GHIyr)

29 A large shipment of Viagra was stolen at the local pharmacy.
Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy
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There is a movie about that set in Ireland actually. I think Linda Hamilton (Terminator) is in it.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026


***
Talk about a limp performance. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (wzUl9)

30 Slide socks, eh? You may be on to sompin' der, kid. How can I invest?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (mlg/3)

31 Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

*********

Heh!

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (/iMjX)

32 Time to stir the gumbo....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (NwnyJ)

33 Puns, you say? huh, no puns 'round here. Oh, wait, what's this?

https://tinyurl.com/yyxwaebu

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 01, 2026 11:10 AM (pIfcn)

34 Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

*********

"Keep your hands where I can see 'em!"

Posted by: A cop at January 01, 2026 11:10 AM (/iMjX)

35 17 A large shipment of Viagra was stolen at the local pharmacy.
Cops are looking for hardened criminals.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy

-----

Episode of two and a half men: the boy won't come out of the bathroom after he took some pills by mistake. Of course, they were blue pills -- with a "V" on them.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:11 AM (pJXAl)

36 Puns, you say? huh, no puns 'round here. Oh, wait, what's this?

https://tinyurl.com/yyxwaebu
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 01, 2026


***
I'd watch her stand (or better yet, recline) and recite the Constitution any day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)

37 >>> I never understood logarithms or slide rules. I just don’t have a mathy mind.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

They allow you to add through multiplication or multiply through addition. Linearize the curvy.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 11:11 AM (3uBP9)

38
Know how I know most morons are over 29? No discussion about New Year resolutions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:06 AM (KDPiq)

___________

No need.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 11:11 AM (tgvbd)

39 Time to stir the gumbo....

*********

"Keep YOUR hands where I can see 'em!"

Posted by: A cop at January 01, 2026 11:12 AM (/iMjX)

40 Archeologists find what they think is evidence of fire-making by early Neanderthals

-
Billy Joel was wrong. They did start the fire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 11:12 AM (L/fGl)

41 "I've got a 30-year-old kitchen range going out the door in about 15 minutes. Any takers?"

The hinges on the oven door on my sixty-year-old(?) Tappan finally failed last week. No more baking in this household for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:12 AM (GHIyr)

42 Know how I know most morons are over 29? No discussion about New Year resolutions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026


***
And we mention going to the grocery early instead of moaning about hangovers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 11:13 AM (wzUl9)

43 I want a simple stack, rpn, a giant easy to read display. I could probably fashion my own from those ras-pi kits if electronics and EE wasn’t an inscrutable dark magic.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 11:16 AM (3uBP9)

44 Know how I know most morons are over 29? No discussion about New Year resolutions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:06 AM (KDPiq)

LOL. Change is HARD!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 11:16 AM (g8Ew8)

45 Know how I know most morons are over 29? No discussion about New Year resolutions.

Posted by: Opinion fact
========
The implicit continuing resolution after 29 becomes staying alive for another year.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:16 AM (WDjG6)

46 More about the Somali break in at the "Learing Center":

https://tinyurl.com/yp9hepe6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 11:17 AM (2sfNr)

47
Is a swap meet the same as a flea market?
Posted by: muldoon


Is it soda pop or soft drinks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 11:17 AM (pkeXY)

48 Know how I know most morons are over 29? No discussion about New Year resolutions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026


***
I think many of us have learned we don't keep 'em, so why make 'em?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)

49 >>Their most compelling evidence is that the TV show 'The View' airs weekdays on ABC, extinguishing female consciousness five hours per week for 29 years.


That show -- and those women -- are a consciousness black hole. They should insert a statement modified from Billy Madison at the close of each episode:

"Ladies, what you've just said today is some of the most insanely idiotic things we have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses were you even close to anything that could be considered rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:17 AM (NuV6c)

50 43 I want a simple stack, rpn, a giant easy to read display. I could probably fashion my own from those ras-pi kits if electronics and EE wasn’t an inscrutable dark magic.
Posted by: banana Dream
=======
Buy an old HP calculator, you can get them on ebay. I have one somewhere around the place along with a programmable TI.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:17 AM (WDjG6)

51
Is it soda pop or soft drinks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026


***
Coke or Pepsi. Or RC Cola.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 11:18 AM (wzUl9)

52 In 2026, I resolve to Go Forward and to Move Ahead. It's not too late.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:18 AM (GHIyr)

53 26 I’d love a nice basic hp rpn with a big display. HP has mostly walked away from good calcs though so I fire up win calc for easy stuff and spyder for less easy stuff, and jupyter if I’m ambitious and want good notes.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 11:09 AM (3uBP9

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I've got a little handheld RPN around here someplace; small display. Not making many of the complex calculations these days.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:18 AM (uYVRZ)

54 New Year resolutions.

Not to curse on AOS the whole fucking year.

Ooh, that lasted.

Posted by: O. J. at January 01, 2026 11:19 AM (Kt19C)

55 "Ladies, what you've just said today is some of the most insanely idiotic things we have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses were you even close to anything that could be considered rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls."
Posted by: Lizzy
===========
Like a black hole, information goes past the event horizon on the show's panel and never comes back out.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:19 AM (WDjG6)

56 How many Somali kids are really interested in being taught how to play King Lear, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)

57 39 Time to stir the gumbo....

*********

"Keep YOUR hands where I can see 'em!"
Posted by: A cop at January 01, 2026 11:12 AM (/iMjX)

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
STOP ROUXSISTING!!!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
He was making target glances at me and all the cayenne pepper he had could have maybe been possibly used as a weapon so I was in fear for my life.

Posted by: Verdict: good shoot. Medal and promotion. at January 01, 2026 11:20 AM (TbWk/)

58 >>Is it soda pop or soft drinks?

"pop"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:20 AM (NuV6c)

59 One thing I noticed about 2025 is how many stabbing murders there were. I don’t know if they actually increased or it’s just news reports perception. Just finished reading about the black guy who randomly stabbed a 65 year old lady in a Florida Barnes and Noble.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:21 AM (KDPiq)

60 My New Years resolution: to endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2026 11:21 AM (u73oe)

61 I actually read the rant from beginning to end.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

62 " could probably fashion my own from those ras-pi kits if electronics and EE wasn’t an inscrutable dark magic. "

I've shifted to using an RPi 5 as my main workstation now, with a gaggle of old RPi3's on the LAN as very sloooww samba servers. Working good so far.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:21 AM (GHIyr)

63 So I was told I had a great time last night.

Posted by: Ashland Raccoon at January 01, 2026 11:21 AM (Dc1Hd)

64 Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius

Have you ever noticed that every national election cycle everybody talks about Minnesota being a purple state?

Have you ever noticed how every national election cycle Minnesota instead always votes deep blue, no matter what? [ ... ]

You can say what you want about Democrats, but they have always been adept at illegally buying votes, often in plain sight.

My bigger worry is this: where else is this happening in the USA?

I have to believe Biden’s habit of dumping massive immigrant populations into certain regions was designed to achieve the same effect as in Minnesota.

Orville @Boomertug_1907

Voting laws need to be fixed nationwide. Florida is a good example. Trump beat Hillary by 1.2 pts 2016. Then beat Biden by 3.6 pts 2020. After Florida passed election integrity laws Trump beat Harris by 13.1 pts. Imagine the so-called purple states if they had proper voting laws.

X: https://bit.ly/4qyUYdB

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:22 AM (P5BPp)

65 >>The implicit continuing resolution after 29 becomes staying alive for another year.

I'm playing with house money. It's all good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 11:22 AM (viF8m)

66 I miss new years drive, private event with vintage racing and classic cars on Malibu canyon roads.
And lentil soup. Are you ready for luck and money?

Posted by: O. J. at January 01, 2026 11:22 AM (Kt19C)

67 46 More about the Somali break in at the "Learing Center":

https://tinyurl.com/yp9hepe6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 11:17 AM

----

And making a false police report is a crime. I doubt the Minneapolis police are interested in an arrest or the DA in prosecuting. "Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown."

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:23 AM (lyikP)

68 59 One thing I noticed about 2025 is how many stabbing murders there were. I don’t know if they actually increased or it’s just news reports perception. Just finished reading about the black guy who randomly stabbed a 65 year old lady in a Florida Barnes and Noble.
Posted by: Opinion fact
=========
Floating homeless people deranged by a combo of drugs and mental illness. Almost all of them have some sort of stabby thing about their person which is why it is smart to avoid them entirely in big cities.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:24 AM (WDjG6)

69 In the 70's, I was the only non-union guy at a warehouse.
Nightshift.
My job was to add up the boxes picked, divide by the hours worked, and so compile averages.
I could make that 10 key sing. Dida-dada-dida, thuwump!

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2026 11:24 AM (q6tQZ)

70
Here's an rpn calculator app for windoze 11.

Link goes to microsoft.com
https://is.gd/O4Wzf8

Have an ascii beer on me.

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Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 11:25 AM (QVmho)

71
In 2026, I resolve to Go Forward and to Move Ahead. It's not too late.
Posted by: gp


Whip it good!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 11:25 AM (pkeXY)

72 There’s an intersection I pass through twice a day on workdays. Going to and from work. 90% of the people in the right lane are turning left and 90% of the people in the left lane are turning right. I’m trying to go through the gauntlet of stupidity. There is some kind of consciousness pausing field very active at that location. Like the concept of ley lines but it creates idiots.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 11:25 AM (3uBP9)

73 I don't need a Learing Center because I'm smart enough, I'm fraudulent enough, and gosh darn it, Democrats like me!

/"Daily Affirmations With Stuart Somali"

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 11:25 AM (/iMjX)

74 Let us send thoughts and prayers to those who are waking up to fewer fingers that they had the night before.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 11:25 AM (7xrfc)

75 More about the Somali break in at the "Learing Center":

https://tinyurl.com/yp9hepe6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 11:17 AM

----

And making a false police report is a crime. I doubt the Minneapolis police are interested in an arrest or the DA in prosecuting. "Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown."
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:23 AM (lyikP)

As someone posted yesterday I’m surprised they didn’t spray paint ‘THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY’ on the wall. Of course they would have misspelled it.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:25 AM (KDPiq)

76
And here is one from hp15c.com

https://hp15c.com/

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 11:26 AM (QVmho)

77 I'm dreaming of a white New Years!
But if we run out of white, I'll drink the red.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 01, 2026 11:26 AM (MNCvZ)

78 And making a false police report is a crime. I doubt the Minneapolis police are interested in an arrest or the DA in prosecuting. "Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown."
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Federal charges apply, 18 U.S.C. § 1519,

"Whoever knowingly alters, destroys, mutilates, conceals, covers up, falsifies, or makes a false entry in any record, document, or tangible object with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency of the United States or any case filed under title 11, or in relation to or contemplation of any such matter or case, shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both."

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:27 AM (WDjG6)

79
Reagan won the 1984 election with 49 states. He lost Minnesota by 4,000 votes.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:28 AM (AFr51)

80 Is it soda pop or soft drinks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026

Coke or Pepsi. Or RC Cola.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 11:18 AM

Growing up for me it was RC. RC and Cavalone's pizza (Southside Chicago thin crust) on Saturday nights watching Star Trek: Next Generation with the family.

In college, it changed to Mt. Dew.

With regards to soda vs. pop, I've always said pop.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:28 AM (P5BPp)

81 In 2026, I resolve to Go Forward and to Move Ahead. It's not too late.
Posted by: gp

*********

On one of my annual performance reviews a few years before I retired I put in my goals for the coming year that I would "Endeavor to Persevere". Nobody batted an eye.

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 11:28 AM (/iMjX)

82 72 There’s an intersection I pass through twice a day on workdays. Going to and from work. 90% of the people in the right lane are turning left and 90% of the people in the left lane are turning right. I’m trying to go through the gauntlet of stupidity. There is some kind of consciousness pausing field very active at that location. Like the concept of ley lines but it creates idiots.
Posted by: banana Dream
=========
Figure all drivers of other vehicles are out to kill you and you can make out ok by preemptively avoiding them. Paranoia is a virtue when driving.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:29 AM (WDjG6)

83 78 O Henry is reading that sentence with despair. He's suddenly realized that when it comes to undiagrammably complex English sentences, he's no longer the Top Dog.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:30 AM (GHIyr)

84 WATCH: CBS News Promises To Put You, The Viewer, First Over Corporate Interests

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CBS: And what you viewers need is communism!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 11:30 AM (L/fGl)

85 My gumbo probably should be illegal. It's that good. 😁

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:30 AM (NwnyJ)

86 Somalians ran a "Nigerian Prince email" level scam operation, and the entire American political establishment fell for it.

Ponder that.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 01, 2026 11:31 AM (f0sNM)

87 >>More about the Somali break in at the "Learing Center":


What's sad is that this is all a farce, everyone involved knows this is a farce, and the MSM will now use this as a factual "hate crime" to smear and decent person questioning this organized Somali criminal activity anywhere in the US as hateful white nationalist who should be censored/harassed into silence.

Jussie Smollet's op was the rare one that didn't take.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:31 AM (NuV6c)

88 and a pair of warm socks?

I know someone I can ask nicely if they'll send you a pair of red ones. I'm quite sure they'd be very happy to.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 11:32 AM (0sNs1)

89
More about the Somali break in at the "Learing Center":

https://tinyurl.com/yp9hepe6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


The stammering and Yankees cap wearing Somali spokes creature is referred to by his compatriots as the "Einstein of Mogadishu Town"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 11:32 AM (xG4kz)

90 Somalians ran a "Nigerian Prince email" level scam operation, and the entire American political establishment fell for was in on it.

Ponder that.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 01, 2026 11:31 AM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 11:32 AM (0sNs1)

91 I’ve been to places I know only have pepsi stuff and ordered a pepsi and they reply to me, “is pepsi ok?” Well, if pepsi pepsi is the only pepsi you have then I guess I’ll have a pepsi pepsi.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 11:34 AM (3uBP9)

92 Coinky dink?

WATCH: Historic Amsterdam church burns to the ground shortly after midnight on New Year's Day

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 11:34 AM (L/fGl)

93 It's like Minnesota is King Theoden and the democrats are like Saruman, with the Minnesota dummies under the democrats spell and no amount of undoing the spell cast will change things without Trump The White's intervention.

Posted by: Hillary Wormtongue at January 01, 2026 11:34 AM (R/m4+)

94 All this rose parade shite is teh ghey.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 01, 2026 11:34 AM (Kt19C)

95 On one of my annual performance reviews a few years before I retired I put in my goals for the coming year that I would "Endeavor to Persevere". Nobody batted an eye.
Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 11:28 AM


"Doctor Muldoon, how would you say you did in achieving this goal?"
-- Hospital Administrator

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 11:35 AM (0sNs1)

96
Tucker Carlson turned into Bill Kristol so fast I could barely keep up with it.

If teamed with Jonah Goldberg and David Brooks thief power could shake conservatism to it's core, or something.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 11:35 AM (pCWOd)

97 Archeologists find what they think is evidence of fire-making by early Neanderthals

Discovering them in the Neander Valley in Germany was probably the first clue. There aren't enough animal skins in the world to keep me warm in this weather, and they managed to do it at the same latitude as Calgary!

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 11:35 AM (d9i2R)

98
Somalians ran a "Nigerian Prince email" level scam operation, and the entire American political establishment fell for was in on it.
Ponder that.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
=====
Suggested edit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The ones the fell for it, are barely as smart as their MN Somali constituents. The handful that are running the scam were totes in on it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 11:35 AM (QVmho)

99 What's sad is that this is all a farce, everyone involved knows this is a farce, and the MSM will now use this as a factual "hate crime" to smear and decent person questioning this organized Somali criminal activity anywhere in the US as hateful white nationalist who should be censored/harassed into silence.

Jussie Smollet's op was the rare one that didn't take.
Posted by: Lizzy
=====
I think the MSM lacks that ability to push the race card anymore. That is why ABC and NBC are still avoiding the story and MSNOW and CNN are too as much as possible.

Like Watergate did for the Nixon administration's credibility, the drip drip drip of new frauds and felonies will destroy the credibility of any attempt to cover it up. Shirley's video count is well above 100 million and the left is creating a Streisand effect by trying to go after him while not covering the story.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:35 AM (WDjG6)

100 "Endeavor to Persevere" Imma cadge that one for next year. I admit I need to endeavor harder than I've been endeavoring so far. Endeavor gets Results.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:35 AM (GHIyr)

101 I'm still nursing a cold, but I'm going to make BBQ ribs, collard greens, and baked beans later today. Maybe I'll get out the knife sharpener I got for Christmas and go to work on the kitchen blades.

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2026 11:35 AM (tfChy)

102 I’ve been to places I know only have pepsi stuff and ordered a pepsi and they reply to me, “is pepsi ok?” Well, if pepsi pepsi is the only pepsi you have then I guess I’ll have a pepsi pepsi.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 11:34 AM


But it wasn't Pepsi Pepsi.

Posted by: Whoopi at January 01, 2026 11:36 AM (0sNs1)

103 Apparently the MN fraud involved Assisted Living as well:

https://tinyurl.com/3bc6m4k2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 11:36 AM (8Xy/A)

104 "... stirring the gumbo..."

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at January 01, 2026 11:36 AM (2Ez/1)

105 >>Jussie Smollet's op was the rare one that didn't take.

Maybe. At some point the camel's back breaks.

Been seeing some videos on X of people visiting the Learing Center after Nick's video. I don't think this one is going away.

Somalian criminals aren't that sympathetic.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 11:37 AM (viF8m)

106 Don't forget the black eyed peas.

Posted by: It's New Year's Day at January 01, 2026 11:37 AM (2Ez/1)

107 >>As someone posted yesterday I’m surprised they didn’t spray paint ‘THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY’ on the wall. Of course they would have misspelled it.


Did you see this?

They put a young, innocet-looking Somali gal in front to read a prepared statement, and she absolutely glitches after reading the line about understanding "fraud is bad."

They couldn't even perform the most basic, performative denial:

https://tinyurl.com/265yzrxk

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:37 AM (NuV6c)

108 That ruse of Burglars stole our real official documents didn't fool anyone but a Minnesotan

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 11:38 AM (Ia/+0)

109 My gumbo probably should be illegal. It's that good. 😁
Posted by: Martini Farmer


One question, and one question only. Shrimp or no shrimp?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 11:38 AM (mlg/3)

110 Voting laws need to be fixed nationwide. Florida is a good example. Trump beat Hillary by 1.2 pts 2016. Then beat Biden by 3.6 pts 2020. After Florida passed election integrity laws Trump beat Harris by 13.1 pts. Imagine the so-called purple states if they had proper voting laws.

X: https://bit.ly/4qyUYdB/i]

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:22 AM

While I agree with the sentiment, it's relatively easy to accomplish this in red states compared to blue states.

How are we to accomplish this in long-time blue states?

How did the left flip long-time red states like California and Illinois?

Illinois voted Republican for President from 1952 to 1988, with the exception of JFK in 1960 and LBJ in 1964. Then in 1992 it flipped to Democrat (with help from Perot) and has never been close ever since.

California similarly voted Republican for President from 1952 to 1988, with the exception of LBJ in 1964. Then flipped in 1992 and has never been close again.

My guess is a primary reason is illegal aliens and fraud. Deport all illegal aliens and denaturalize and deport all legal aliens committing crimes and we get our nation back to sanity.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:38 AM (P5BPp)

111 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 11:38 AM (c115l)

112
96
Tucker Carlson turned into Bill Kristol so fast I could barely keep up with it.”

And it’s amazing how quickly they both pivoted into praising Islam. Nobody pays much attention to Kristol anymore, but last I saw of him this Strong Conservative was saying how much he liked Mamdani and how Kristol thought he would be real good for NYC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 11:39 AM (m7iZ5)

113 Voting laws need to be fixed nationwide. Florida is a good example. Trump beat Hillary by 1.2 pts 2016. Then beat Biden by 3.6 pts 2020. After Florida passed election integrity laws Trump beat Harris by 13.1 pts. Imagine the so-called purple states if they had proper voting laws.

X: https://bit.ly/4qyUYdB


Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:22 AM

While I agree with the sentiment, it's relatively easy to accomplish this in red states compared to blue states.

How are we to accomplish this in long-time blue states?

How did the left flip long-time red states like California and Illinois?

Illinois voted Republican for President from 1952 to 1988, with the exception of JFK in 1960 and LBJ in 1964. Then in 1992 it flipped to Democrat (with help from Perot) and has never been close ever since.

California similarly voted Republican for President from 1952 to 1988, with the exception of LBJ in 1964. Then flipped in 1992 and has never been close again.

My guess is a primary reason is illegal aliens and fraud. Deport all illegal aliens and denaturalize and deport all legal aliens committing crimes and we get our nation back to sanity.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:39 AM (P5BPp)

114 So... who's zooming who with the Somali Pirate wealth theft?

I mean, did the politicos find patsies so stupid they could be conned themselves into running a massive fraud on the American public or was it the Somalis who pulled a fast one on the politicians?

Both parties are getting rich, but who concocted the scheme?

Our political betters is my guess. They owe me a metric shit ton of tax money back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:39 AM (NwnyJ)

115 >>I think the MSM lacks that ability to push the race card anymore. That is why ABC and NBC are still avoiding the story and MSNOW and CNN are too as much as possible.


They use it to end the conversation.
Here's to not allowing it this time.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:39 AM (NuV6c)

116 "Jussie Smollet's op was the rare one that didn't take."

It did, for far too long. The entire Establishment fell for it for a while. It feels like public tolerance of the Race Card has finally, seriously, ebbed now.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:40 AM (GHIyr)

117 Take the cases of two cops in Minneapolis.

One shot an innocent lady dead for no apparent reason and sentenced to 12 1/2 years that was overturned and resentenced to 4 years 9 months and served only half of that .

The other case is a cop restrained a suspect with technique taught to them and the suspect subsequently died arguably from the drugs he swallowed . He was sentence to 22.5 years in a Fed prison where he will have to serve at least 85% of the sentence. Other three cops on the scene that had no contact with the suspect were each sentenced to 2.5 to 3.5 years.

Why the discrepancy in the charges and sentencing?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:40 AM (KDPiq)

118 The ones the fell for it, are barely as smart as their MN Somali constituents. The handful that are running the scam were totes in on it.
Posted by: BifBewalski

It was sanctioned and goes beyond MN. The federal spending law allowing this crap was pushed through by Omar, and almost instantly the fraud machines ginned up as if it was coordinated. Omar's wealth soars to $30 million plus and so on.

To pull it off, you need comped or neutered regulators which means tops of agencies are involved, and that means governors and AGs and DAs are involved in the coverup.

Now, pick another social spending category like home health. And the same pattern exists--regulators do nothing because they are implicitly ordered to not act or they are bribed themselves, etc. etc.

Musk, who was in a position to know, estimated roughly 1-1.5 trillion bucks of our budget are fraud, waste, and abuse. And since healthcare, defense spending, and welfare are the biggest categories of spending, most of the fraud will be found there.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (WDjG6)

119 Sorry the other 3 cops had minimal contact with the suspect.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (KDPiq)

120 They put a young, innocet-looking Somali gal in front to read a prepared statement, and she absolutely glitches after reading the line about understanding "fraud is bad."

They couldn't even perform the most basic, performative denial:

https://tinyurl.com/265yzrxk


Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:37 AM

Jim Carrey punked her:

X video: https://bit.ly/4jj40cl

Also see this Karen glitching as well.

Daycare activist covers her mouth after she slips and says "there IS fraud"

https://bit.ly/3LgCnUr

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (P5BPp)

121 > My gumbo probably should be illegal. It's that good. 😁
Posted by: Martini Farmer

One question, and one question only. Shrimp or no shrimp?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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None. It's "low-land" gumbo. Chicken and Andouille sausage. No seafood. Wife won't eat seafood.

But... if I make a batch for myself, it's all the seafoods I can find. Including shrimp.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (NwnyJ)

122 40 Archeologists find what they think is evidence of fire-making by early Neanderthals

So neither Irish nor Somalian?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (NFX2v)

123
They couldn't even perform the most basic, performative denial:

https://tinyurl.com/265yzrxk
Posted by: Lizzy


She froze up at the prospect of the question that she knew was coming:

"Which of your brothers did you marry?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (xG4kz)

124
Muh 'Horns won yesterday, beating the Michigooses...Michigeese?....maybe Michiganders...something like that...ah! Mishigas!

Anyway, the 'Horns won in a victory that was right and just, and right with the world.

Hook'em!



Also nice to see Miami beat the Ohio Flowers. Nice to see some different teams in the playoffs.


Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (iJfKG)

125 Gird your loins!

Trump Says Minnesota Fraud Scandal Is “Peanuts” Compared to What’s Coming

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 11:42 AM (L/fGl)

126 More about the Somali break in at the "Learing Center":

Elon reposted a clip of the people who have been outsmarting the government and people of Minnesota for years:
x.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/status/2006237728862790021

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 11:42 AM (d9i2R)

127 It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 11:42 AM (0sNs1)

128 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 11:32 AM (xG4kz)

Maybe he's the fall guy for a bunch of other crooks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 11:43 AM (8Xy/A)

129 One question, and one question only. Shrimp or no shrimp?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 11:38 AM (mlg/3)

My question is snot or no snot. I mean okra.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:43 AM (KDPiq)

130 As someone posted yesterday I’m surprised they didn’t spray paint ‘THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY’ on the wall. Of course they would have misspelled it.


Did you see this?

They put a young, innocet-looking Somali gal in front to read a prepared statement, and she absolutely glitches after reading the line about understanding "fraud is bad."

They couldn't even perform the most basic, performative denial:

https://tinyurl.com/265yzrxk
Posted by: Lizzy


Go look at the infamous Learing Center video.
Find a clip of the front door.

Address on door: 1411 Nicolet

Address on license: 1411 Nicollet Ave.
They couldn't even spell that right. And that wasn't done by a "Graphic Designer".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 11:43 AM (c115l)

131
This is GAMMA COUNTRY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 11:44 AM (xG4kz)

132 Also nice to see Miami beat the Ohio Flowers. Nice to see some different teams in the playoffs.

Expect to see a push to pare the playoffs back to eight, to prevent this from ever happening to the Big Ten commissioners again. They will be battling the TV push for expansion to sixteen and thirty-two teams to ensure that Notre Dame is never left out again.

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 11:44 AM (d9i2R)

133 Shirley's video count is well above 100 million and the left is creating a Streisand effect by trying to go after him while not covering the story.
Posted by: whig
------

Haven't seen the vids but if anything like the still pics of "day care" one would have to be in on the grift, willfully blind, or of sub-moron intellect to even pretend that some/most of those were real day cares.

Would have been more convincing if they used a mail box at the UPS Store.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 11:44 AM (/lPRQ)

134 Ten hours of Couperin. Harpsichord overdose.
youtube.com/watch?v=huTzm0GP_JE

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (GHIyr)

135 "They couldn't even perform the most basic, performative denial:

https://tinyurl.com/265yzrxk
Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:37 AM"

Geez. What was that?
Love how she was surrounded by a crowd of sympathetic AWFLs, some holding handwritten signs.
I guess that means the sympathetic AWFLs have their snout in the trough as well.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Illinois voted Republican for President from 1952 to 1988, with the exception of JFK in 1960 and LBJ in 1964. Then in 1992 it flipped to Democrat (with help from Perot) and has never been close ever since.

California similarly voted Republican for President from 1952 to 1988, with the exception of LBJ in 1964. Then flipped in 1992 and has never been close again.

My guess is a primary reason is illegal aliens and fraud. Deport all illegal aliens and denaturalize and deport all legal aliens committing crimes and we get our nation back to sanity.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:38 AM (P5BPp)

------

A lot of people believe the 1960 election was stolen for J.F.K. in the south and west side of Chicago. That was the Mayor Daley democratic machine operating to perfection. No illegal immigrants necessary.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (bHjkq)

137 My gumbo probably should be illegal. It's that good. 😁
Posted by: Martini Farmer

One question, and one question only. Shrimp or no shrimp?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---------
None. It's "low-land" gumbo. Chicken and Andouille sausage. No seafood. Wife won't eat seafood.

But... if I make a batch for myself, it's all the seafoods I can find. Including shrimp.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (NwnyJ)


Sounds good.

Okra?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (iJfKG)

138 How did the left flip long-time red states like California and Illinois?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Many like to sperg out about Californians infecting other states, turning them Democrat. But few understand that Democrats moved to CA in the 60's and 70's and made it a blue state. Few are willing to admit that the infection of the Left Coast began with assholes from the East Coast. You hate CA? Fine. Then you should shit all your curses upon the fuckers from other states that made it so.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (mlg/3)

139 *sigh*

Turns out I'm NOT getting a new range today.

Apparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (ESVrU)

140 Address on license: 1411 Nicollet Ave.
They couldn't even spell that right.


I think Eric Zoolander would agree that you can't spell good if you can't read good.

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (d9i2R)

141 They couldn't even perform the most basic, performative denial:

https://tinyurl.com/265yzrxk
Posted by: Lizzy


And the klatch of Karens should win the prize for best supporting actresses.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

142 >>Both parties are getting rich, but who concocted the scheme?

Who has the power to change immigration laws and controls an army of NGOs to not only import millions of useless people but also funnel billions through them?

There's a reason the first target of DOGE was USAID. We've been living with a shadow government for a very long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (viF8m)

143 Trump Says Minnesota Fraud Scandal Is “Peanuts” Compared to What’s Coming

Well, the kids in "Peanuts" actually went to a real school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (8Xy/A)

144 It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 11:42 AM (0sNs1)

It shouldn't be easier to do my taxes than to take a satisfying shit.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (QbJcY)

145 Shrimp, like lobsters, have copper-based blood. We settled that yesterday. So why don't they taste like pennies?

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (GHIyr)

146 The Guardian UK
EU’s new ‘green tariff’ rules on high-carbon goods come into force
The ‘border adjustment mechanism’ aims to create a level playing field while also encouraging decarbonisation, 1 Jan 2026

In part, "Under the EU rules, exporters to the bloc can buy certificates to cover the carbon emissions generated in the production of their goods. The CBAM is intended to make sure that competitors from countries with poor environmental standards cannot undercut EU businesses and to prevent “carbon leakage”, when producers move to regions with lax regulations because those countries have a cost advantage.

Initially, the rules will cover iron and steel, aluminum, cement, hydrogen, electricity and fertilisers."
--
They love to kick their own a**es.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 11:47 AM (NFX2v)

147
107 >>As someone posted yesterday I’m surprised they didn’t spray paint ‘THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY’ on the wall. Of course they would have misspelled it.


Did you see this?

They put a young, innocet-looking Somali gal in front to read a prepared statement, and she absolutely glitches after reading the line about understanding "fraud is bad."

They couldn't even perform the most basic, performative denial:

https://tinyurl.com/265yzrxk
Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:37 AM (NuV6c)

-------

All her life she's been taught that fraud is good.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 01, 2026 11:47 AM (azNOR)

148 >>Jim Carrey punked her:
X video: https://bit.ly/4jj40cl



Heh, this one made me laugh, too:

https://tinyurl.com/42pjcnrh

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:47 AM (NuV6c)

149 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (ESVrU)

Hope you don’t have aluminum wiring. I doubt CA allows the splicing .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:47 AM (KDPiq)

150
Address on door: 1411 Nicolet

Address on license: 1411 Nicollet Ave.
They couldn't even spell that right. And that wasn't done by a "Graphic Designer".
Posted by: rickb223


It is indeed strange that they would misspell a Frog's name like that, seeing as how Somali's have been the very warp, nay, warp and woof, of the fabric of this country from its beginning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 11:47 AM (xG4kz)

151 Shrimp, like lobsters, have copper-based blood. We settled that yesterday. So why don't they taste like pennies?
Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (GHIyr)


Because they don't make cents.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (iJfKG)

152 My gumbo probably should be illegal. It's that good. 😁
Posted by: Martini Farmer

One question, and one question only. Shrimp or no shrimp?
Posted by: weft cut-loop


One question, and one question only: why isn't Martini Farmer sharing? I thought we were all friends.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (c115l)

153 Apparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (ESVrU)

When you electrocute yourself, can I have some of your stuff? Your libarry, perhaps?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (QbJcY)

154 Also nice to see Miami beat the Ohio Flowers. Nice to see some different teams in the playoffs.

Expect to see a push to pare the playoffs back to eight, to prevent this from ever happening to the Big Ten commissioners again. They will be battling the TV push for expansion to sixteen and thirty-two teams to ensure that Notre Dame is never left out again.


Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 11:44 AM

I am in favor of what the Oregon coach has suggested, to have playoffs end by January 1st. And not have bye weeks.

With Ohio State's loss last night, that makes 5 out of 5 teams who have had byes lose in their first game after the bye week the past 2 seasons with the new playoff format.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (P5BPp)

155 Shrimp, like lobsters, have copper-based blood. We settled that yesterday. So why don't they taste like pennies?

Because their blood doesn't contain metallic copper.

In lobster blood (hemolymph), copper is found in the protein hemocyanin, which acts as the oxygen carrier; the copper ions cycle between the colorless \(\text{Cu(I)}\) state (deoxygenated) and the blue \(\text{Cu(II)}\) state (oxygenated), giving the blood its blue tint when oxygen is bound, unlike iron-based hemoglobin in vertebrates

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)

156 Shrimp, like lobsters, have copper-based blood. We settled that yesterday. So why don't they taste like pennies?
Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM (GHIyr)

Because they don't make cents.

Posted by: naturalfake


Aw, geeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (c115l)

157
Ryan Day needs to be fired.

The hair dye and eyeliner are sex crimes.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 11:49 AM (pCWOd)

158 151 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:49 AM (GHIyr)

159 153 Apparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (ESVrU)

When you electrocute yourself, can I have some of your stuff? Your libarry, perhaps?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (QbJcY)

Sometimes paying someone to do something is sensible.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 11:49 AM (pDt9x)

160 Gumbo without seafood should be illegal.

Posted by: People who live on the Gulf of America coast at January 01, 2026 11:49 AM (2Ez/1)

161 >>And the klatch of Karens should win the prize for best supporting actresses.



Disgusting. Things like that make me ashamed to be woman. They are so freakin' dumb. Obstinate Lefty harpies.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 11:50 AM (NuV6c)

162 The best part of garden hose water is the copper tang.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 11:50 AM (mlg/3)

163 All her life she's been taught that fraud is good.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 01, 2026 11:47 AM (azNOR)

Of course. Until a few days ago, she was under the impression the government not only permitted it, but was rewarding them massively for what they were doing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 11:51 AM (QbJcY)

164 My gumbo probably should be illegal. It's that good. 😁

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:30 AM (NwnyJ)


Recipe, or this is a spurious claim that will be mocked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2026 11:51 AM (n9ltV)

165 I prefer chicken and sausage gumbo over seafood gumbo but I prefer Shrimp etouffee over gumbo.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:51 AM (KDPiq)

166 "Because their blood doesn't contain metallic copper."

Come to think of it, pennies don't have much either. 98% Zn. So I withdraw the question, at least until we find an edible animal with zinc blood. Then I shall revisit.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:51 AM (GHIyr)

167 "so I need to rewire everything behind the stove"

Maybe time to try the raw food revolution?

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (GHIyr)

168 Ryan Day needs to be fired.

The hair dye and eyeliner are sex crimes.
Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 11:49 AM (pCWOd)

Speaking of that, what happened to Shep?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (g8Ew8)

169 Many people don't know it Normie, but in 1943 all the shrimp and lobster in America were made of steel.
Because of the war.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (2Ez/1)

170 He was everywhere!

Obama Admin Helped Overthrow Ukraine’s Democracy, Took Control of Intel Services: Mike Benz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

171 Who eats pennies?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)

172 Who has the power to change immigration laws and controls an army of NGOs to not only import millions of useless people but also funnel billions through them?

There's a reason the first target of DOGE was USAID. We've been living with a shadow government for a very long time.


Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 11:46 AM

Yep, Discover the Networks (launched in 2005) has detailed the worldwide networks of leftists and Marxists and everyone else undermining western civilization. I discovered that site about 10-15 years ago. Completely depressed me about how powerful and organized and well-funded the enemy is... and how conservatives have nothing even close to this.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:54 AM (P5BPp)

173 Many people don't know it Normie, but in 1943 all the shrimp and lobster in America were made of steel.
Because of the war.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin


STFU, Cliff.

Posted by: Last Season Norm at January 01, 2026 11:54 AM (mlg/3)

174 107, OMG, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 11:55 AM (Cjt/F)

175 "Who eats pennies?"

People who can't afford to eat Krugerrands.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:55 AM (GHIyr)

176 I made seafood etouffee on Monday. Shrimp, scallops and chunks of flounder.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2026 11:55 AM (sDNVV)

177 153 Apparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM


Download our apps.

Posted by: GrubHub and DoorDash at January 01, 2026 11:55 AM (2Ez/1)

178 With Ohio State's loss last night, that makes 5 out of 5 teams who have had byes lose in their first game after the bye week the past 2 seasons with the new playoff format.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:48 AM (P5BPp)

I really know jack squat about college football, but I kept hearing people who are supposed to be experts (sure, let's trust the experts) saying they were by far the best team, and that we should just give them the national championship without a playoff at all.

And I parroted their comments. If I learned anything in 2025, it's to never trust the experts. Especially when I've never beeeeen to the place.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 11:55 AM (QbJcY)

179 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2026 11:51 AM (n9ltV)

How's your new business going for

Dildo's New Jersey Imperial Bourbon
Now Almost Kosher!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 11:55 AM (iJfKG)

180
*sigh*
Turns out I'm NOT getting a new range today.
pparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

When our dishwasher died, i discovered that it, and the in sink aerator were both hard wired into the house in the same circuit. Fortunately, i knew how to do it myself. Killed the breaker, double checked with the multimeter, then de-wired both appliances. Installed an outlet box, repaired the dry wall under the cabinet. Installed new appliances with plugs and all done.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 11:56 AM (QVmho)

181 170 He was everywhere!

Obama Admin Helped Overthrow Ukraine’s Democracy, Took Control of Intel Services: Mike Benz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

With each passing year, the damage done to America and the world by the Obama Regime is revealed. That smirking fool, a tool of the globalist aristocracy even surpasses Woodrow Wilson.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)

182 Muh 'Horns won yesterday, beating the Michigooses...Michigeese?....maybe Michiganders...something like that...ah! Mishigas!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (iJfKG)
---
Wolverines. Also known as Skunk Bears.

Worst fan base in college sports.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ZOv7s)

183 Chicago has elected Democrat Mayors, nonstop, since 1930. Almost 100 years and the city is overwhelmingly burdened by debt. Underfunded pensions. The labor contracts for police and firemen both have a me-too" clause; what one gets, the other gets in the next contract

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:56 AM (uYVRZ)

184
Speaking of that, what happened to Shep?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


He retired when Bella, Ursula and George left the series for greener rain forests

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 11:57 AM (xG4kz)

185 Nigel Farage: 2026 Will Mark the Start of the “Last Chance” Battle to Save Britain

-
I know which way I'd bet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at January 01, 2026 11:57 AM (L/fGl)

186 Apparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Hard wired range?
Who the hell does that?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 11:57 AM (/lPRQ)

187 Maybe time to try the raw food revolution?
Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (GHIyr)

Three words: Door. Dash.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 11:57 AM (QbJcY)

188 "Who eats pennies?"

People who can't afford to eat Krugerrands.
Posted by: gp


Washer at Home Depot .11 cents.
Penny with hole in center .01 cents.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (c115l)

189 Go look at the infamous Learing Center video.
Find a clip of the front door.

Address on door: 1411 Nicolet

Address on license: 1411 Nicollet Ave.

They couldn't even spell that right. And that wasn't done by a "Graphic Designer".


Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 11:43 AM

I see this with all the outsourced Indian "engineers" who Stellantis has hired over the past 4+ years. These retards constantly misspell basic things. In an industry where attention to detail is mandatory, it is immensely aggravating dealing with their incompetence.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (P5BPp)

190 Speaking of that, what happened to Shep?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (g8Ew

I kind of remembered that he flounced off, announced he was going to start a new independent career or something and then was never heard from again.

Maybe he took a canoe up the Amazon or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (m7iZ5)

191 Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2026 11:55 AM (sDNVV)

Sounds delicious!

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (KDPiq)

192 183 This whole country is an Empire of Debt. Stealing from the future to pay for YOLO today.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (GHIyr)

193 133 ... the left is creating a Streisand effect by trying to go after him while not covering the story.
Posted by: whig

So imaginative, and they really learn, don't they? But I guess they don't have to learn. Look at the opposition.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (b4LBp)

194 Hard wired range?
Who the hell does that?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 11:57 AM (/lPRQ)

Somali electrician school gradulates?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (QbJcY)

195 Apparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (ESVrU)
---
Wiring isn't all that complicated. I've swapped out several outlets that stopped working since we moved here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 11:59 AM (ZOv7s)

196 > My gumbo probably should be illegal. It's that good. 😁
Posted by: Martini Farmer

One question, and one question only. Shrimp or no shrimp?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---------
None. It's "low-land" gumbo. Chicken and Andouille sausage. No seafood. Wife won't eat seafood.

But... if I make a batch for myself, it's all the seafoods I can find. Including shrimp.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:41 AM (NwnyJ)

Sounds good.

Okra?

Posted by: naturalfake
---------------
Depends. I'm ambivalent about it. In the seafood, maybe, if it's fresh. In the low-land, no.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:59 AM (NwnyJ)

197 183 Chicago has elected Democrat Mayors, nonstop, since 1930. Almost 100 years and the city is overwhelmingly burdened by debt. Underfunded pensions. The labor contracts for police and firemen both have a me-too" clause; what one gets, the other gets in the next contract

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 11:56 AM (uYVRZ)

And yet that hellhole staggers on, supported by the pillaging of a state that, without them, would be a decent place with tremendous upside potential. Feudalism, really.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)

198 Speaking of that, what happened to Shep?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 11:52 AM (g8Ew

I kind of remembered that he flounced off, announced he was going to start a new independent career or something and then was never heard from again.

Maybe he took a canoe up the Amazon or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (m7iZ5)


I heard he was reading Dickens to some old blind man there.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 11:59 AM (iJfKG)

199 Apparently the old range is hard-wired into the house's electrical system, so I need to rewire everything behind the stove before I can get a new range.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Hard wired range?
Who the hell does that?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Moe! Larry! Moe! Larry!
Posted by: Curly

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 11:59 AM (c115l)

200 O-H!

Oh, shit.

Posted by: Ohio State fans at January 01, 2026 12:00 PM (Y1sOo)

201 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 11:45 AM (ESVrU)

Hope you don’t have aluminum wiring. I doubt CA allows the splicing .
Posted by: Opinion fact


This is Home Despot is for.
They sell both the range chord and recepticle.

Use an anti-oxidant and torque dem nuts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:01 PM (/lPRQ)

202 EGO = Everybody's Got One.

Posted by: Podcasts at January 01, 2026 12:01 PM (2Ez/1)

203 Ovens can be hard wired or plug in

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:01 PM (Ia/+0)

204 I kind of remembered that he flounced off, announced he was going to start a new independent career or something and then was never heard from again.

Maybe he took a canoe up the Amazon or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 11:58 AM (m7iZ5)

I assume he started a podcast, and found out what all these teevee reader douchebags discover: Nobody cares what they think.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (QbJcY)

205 I like the IQ concept regarding Somalis, but there's a lot of subjectivity in IQ. However watching them talk , act or attempt to lie, you realize they are just a dim group of people. Skin color doesn't determine this , their brains do. The white DFL people in Minnesota are just as stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (zNwXb)

206 Wiring on range: if possible , dump the electric set up and do with a gas range and stove unit. Much, much better. Of course you’ve got to have (or out in) a gas line to the kitchen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (m7iZ5)

207
Worst fan base in college sports.

Oh, please. The Buckeyes have had that title since I was a kid.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (pCWOd)

208 >>Yep, Discover the Networks (launched in 2005) has detailed the worldwide networks of leftists and Marxists and everyone else undermining western civilization. I discovered that site about 10-15 years ago. Completely depressed me about how powerful and organized and well-funded the enemy is... and how conservatives have nothing even close to this.

I find it liberating. Once you know what's going on it's a lot easier to focus on the problem. Clearly, Trump and Musk know.

I get as caught up in the day to day as anyone but I try to remember the scope of what we are up against. It's not insurmountable but it is going to take a sustained fight and we are still going to lose battles along the way. But for the first time in a very long time we are fighting the right battles. And winning a few.

Endeavor to kick ass. I've got nothing else to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (viF8m)

209 Is that a a major or minor range chord?

Posted by: Rimshot at January 01, 2026 12:03 PM (2Ez/1)

210 205 I like the IQ concept regarding Somalis, but there's a lot of subjectivity in IQ. However watching them talk , act or attempt to lie, you realize they are just a dim group of people. Skin color doesn't determine this , their brains do. The white DFL people in Minnesota are just as stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (zNwXb)

Do they fling Poo? That’s always a tipoff.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 12:03 PM (pDt9x)

211 I like the IQ concept regarding Somalis, but there's a lot of subjectivity in IQ. However watching them talk , act or attempt to lie, you realize they are just a dim group of people. Skin color doesn't determine this , their brains do. The white DFL people in Minnesota are just as stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Shittiest job prospect:
Elementary school teacher in Mogadishu.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:03 PM (c115l)

212 Wiring on range: if possible , dump the electric set up and do with a gas range and stove unit. Much, much better. Of course you’ve got to have (or out in) a gas line to the kitchen.

Posted by: Tom Servo


My two must haves for a house are a lot size of 1/2 acre and gas furnace and stove.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 12:04 PM (0U5gm)

213
Okra?

Posted by: naturalfake

Depends. I'm ambivalent about it. In the seafood, maybe, if it's fresh. In the low-land, no.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 11:59 AM (NwnyJ)

Even in the lowland...Yes!

But, definitely with seafood.

Okra is an essential ingredient or it's not gumbo, it's-

a thick brown soup with almost burnt flour and some other stuff crying over it's lost identity and stolen heritage.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 12:04 PM (iJfKG)

214 None. It's "low-land" gumbo. Chicken and Andouille sausage. No seafood. Wife won't eat seafood.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


You shall pass.
( opens Bacon Hall )
* Angelic chorus *

Posted by: Last Season Norm at January 01, 2026 12:04 PM (mlg/3)

215 "I like the IQ concept regarding Somalis"

First thing we should do is get rid of Griggs v Duke Power, so that USA employers can go back to using IQ tests on job applicants. Maybe I could find a job then.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:04 PM (GHIyr)

216
Somalis may be stupid, but they vacation in the Maldives on on dime.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 12:05 PM (pCWOd)

217
"Worst fan base in college sports."


So they have cowbells?

Posted by: Mississippi State at January 01, 2026 12:05 PM (2Ez/1)

218 All her life she's been taught that fraud is good.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 01, 2026 11:47 AM (azNOR)

Of course. Until a few days ago, she was under the impression the government not only permitted it, but was rewarding them massively for what they were doing.
Posted by: BurtTC


Probably TRUE - most turd-wirld countries the government is openly a criminal racket. Your local aldenan/whatever gets you the child care license, legislator provides the funds, inspector says "all good". You give gratuities to all.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (/lPRQ)

219 Mrs. F. is on a rant that PG&E is paying people who lost power 6 hours the same as us. This is an outrage, you see. She is so awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (RIvkX)

220 I like the IQ concept regarding Somalis, but there's a lot of subjectivity in IQ. However watching them talk , act or attempt to lie, you realize they are just a dim group of people. Skin color doesn't determine this , their brains do. The white DFL people in Minnesota are just as stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (zNwXb)

In a normal, egalitarian society, the best and brightest rise to the top.

In socialist third world shitholes, the most vile and opportunistic rise.

It doesn't take intelligence to be a vicious grifter. Cunning, perhaps, but not intelligence.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (QbJcY)

221 @ 183
"elected" is another word that should always be in scare quotes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (Cjt/F)

222 > Dildo's New Jersey Imperial Bourbon
Now Almost Kosher!
--------
IIRC there is kosher Bourbon. Or maybe all Bourbon's kosher?

There is a Bourbon called "BR" for BourbonRabbi. I sent CBD a photo of it back in May 2023.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (NwnyJ)

223 I'm interested in the slide rule and warm socks.

Happy New Year

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (xcxpd)

224 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
*sees the OKRA word*
Dang. Just...dang.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 12:07 PM (2WIwB)

225 "Somalis may be stupid"

For 'stupid' people, they sure do know how to work the system. Better than I ever did.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:07 PM (GHIyr)

226 I am in favor of what the Oregon coach has suggested, to have playoffs end by January 1st. And not have bye weeks.

The extravaganza of big New Year's Day bowl games was great fun. But ending on Jan 1 left too much money on the table, which is a horrible thing.

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2026 12:07 PM (d9i2R)

227 First thing we should do is get rid of Griggs v Duke Power, so that USA employers can go back to using IQ tests on job applicants. Maybe I could find a job then.
Posted by: gp


Famously Google had a series of questions that included " Why are manhole covers round?" as a substitute for IQ questions. That ended quickly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 12:07 PM (mlg/3)

228 Serious question - what in the world would make a bourbon kosher, as opposed to non kosher?

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 12:07 PM (pDt9x)

229
Okra is from Africa.
Collard greens are from Africa.
Fried chicken is from Africa.

You eating is cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 12:07 PM (pCWOd)

230 205 I like the IQ concept regarding Somalis, but there's a lot of subjectivity in IQ.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (zNwXb)
In a recent debate with a Muslim cleric about what religion was best for society, Andrew Wilson offered a devastating recital of the percentage of inbreeding in Muslim culture and the associated collapsed IQ levels. The danger is not merely their raging theocratic impulses, but their imbecility.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 12:08 PM (b4LBp)

231
I've swapped out several outlets that stopped working since we moved here.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

They go bad over time, loosen up and don't provide a solid connection. I replaced every one of them in my 1992 year of construction house when I bought it in 2012. Most of them were worn and wouldn't hold the plugs tightly. Very much like the desk outlets in hotels, all worn out.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 12:08 PM (QVmho)

232 Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47

WATCH IN FULL:
@250Freedom_ presents "The Illumination of America" at the Washington Monument, celebrating 250 years of the United States of America — and looking forward to our next incredible chapter.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

X video (17:13): https://bit.ly/49gTKwB

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 12:08 PM (P5BPp)

233 Probably TRUE - most turd-wirld countries the government is openly a criminal racket. Your local aldenan/whatever gets you the child care license, legislator provides the funds, inspector says "all good". You give gratuities to all.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (/lPRQ)

Not unlike boys growing up in these societies thinking it's good and right to bugger the goats.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 01, 2026 12:08 PM (QbJcY)

234 I've got a used patio heater and a mostly clean golf shirt from the university where I don't teach anymore except for when I'm low on bier money.
The heater comes with its own beehive.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 12:09 PM (2WIwB)

235 this man will be destroyed lest he ruin the pretext our federal government is based around

Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
31 Dec 2025
If you cut $1.5 trillion in fraud you could exempt all income tax up to $200,000


Dec 31, 2025 · 5:03 PM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 12:10 PM (rbvCR)

236 Famously Google had a series of questions that included " Why are manhole covers round?" as a substitute for IQ questions. That ended quickly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Hole is slightly smaller than the lid. It can't fall in.
A rectangular cover could.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:10 PM (c115l)

237 233 Probably TRUE - most turd-wirld countries the government is openly a criminal racket. Your local aldenan/whatever gets you the child care license, legislator provides the funds, inspector says "all good". You give gratuities to all.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (/lPRQ)

Baksheesh. Kipling went on about it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 12:10 PM (b4LBp)

238 "Most of them were worn and wouldn't hold the plugs tightly. Very much like the desk outlets in hotels, all worn out."


We're talking about electrical stuff, right?

Posted by: Vegas hookers at January 01, 2026 12:11 PM (2Ez/1)

239 Whoa … ! It's 'Monkey Time!' again … yayyyyyyyy … !

Posted by: Dr_No at January 01, 2026 12:11 PM (ayRl+)

240 nood

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 12:11 PM (GHIyr)

241 Time to take the hound to play in the snow.

For Ben Had.

https://tinyurl.com/3bnavfha

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 12:11 PM (viF8m)

242 Shittiest job prospect:
Elementary school teacher in Mogadishu.
Posted by: rickb223

It was bad enough here. When the somalis invaded Columbus, they instantly overloaded the Special Ed classrooms in the suburb of Westerville. The only fistfight my wife was ever in (the classroom) during her teaching career was with somali asshoe boys that would not take any direction from a woman. As we are now seeing, they are still f*cking up the cities in which they are in.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 12:11 PM (cYBz/)

243 @230 yup. Used to love looking at the map published by the trademark and patent people every ten years. The US had a humongous amount as did Japan and the rest of the developed world. The Islamic nations had almost nothing, completely blank

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 12:12 PM (zNwXb)

244 Ace is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2026 12:12 PM (u73oe)

245
A word on Nick Shirley.....

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3lxazmLqz9c

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 12:12 PM (5xuJ/)

246 Sometimes paying someone to do something is sensible.
Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 11:49 AM (pDt9x)
----
Yeah, I have no intention of tackling this solo. I know some folks with relevant skills, though, or at least they can recommend a good electrician.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 12:13 PM (ESVrU)

247 Hole is slightly smaller than the lid. It can't fall in.
A rectangular cover could.
Posted by: rickb223


Congrats. You too could be a Gurgle engineer. Circa 2008. Limited offer. Exclusions apply. See a physician if Gurgle is right for you. ™ ® ©

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (mlg/3)

248 Happy Nee Year All!
Now can anyone tell me who the blonde and redhead are nekked in my bed, why am I wearing a lace purple thong several sizes too smalland why am I handcuffed to a lamp,

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (yFcKl)

249 Famously Google had a series of questions that included " Why are manhole covers round?"
Posted by: weft cut-loop

YooHoo!!!
-- Obummer, Buttigig

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (cYBz/)

250 I find it liberating. Once you know what's going on it's a lot easier to focus on the problem. Clearly, Trump and Musk know.

I get as caught up in the day to day as anyone but I try to remember the scope of what we are up against. It's not insurmountable but it is going to take a sustained fight and we are still going to lose battles along the way. But for the first time in a very long time we are fighting the right battles. And winning a few.

Endeavor to kick ass. I've got nothing else to do.


Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM

My problem is I started out naive and optimistic about the world when young. Because I was sheltered and ignorant about most things.

Up until 09/11/2001, I was as optimistic and motivational as anyone, thinking I could change the world. But after becoming more and more informed of the realities of the world over the past couple decades, my optimism has waned. And things like the 2008 economic crash which hit me hard and then the 2020 black ops and the stolen election, etc. have all soured me.

I hope things are turning around, but unfortunately I now live always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (P5BPp)

251 My two must haves for a house are a lot size of 1/2 acre and gas furnace and stove.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

I use the 1/2 arce minimum to filter out the HOAs.

You can pipe your own gas... Just have fill your own tanks because most propane delivery companies won't fill if no permit with licensed plumber for the piping.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (/lPRQ)

252 Also, as a review on the explosion in a facility in Venezuela that Trump linked to the narco-trade interdiction: The facility hit was 3 km from the water front, was a chemical storage and transfer site, and the owner is yelling at President Petro of Colombia for claiming it dealt in narcotics.

Chances are that it was the main source of resin for making the fast boat fiberglass hulls.

Also the chances are that no CIA drone was involved in making it go boom, but instead a small band of operators.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (rbvCR)

253 I’ve never understood how so many of my retard coworkers who can’t walk up a flight of stairs can somehow be criminal masterminds when it comes to defrauding work

One rewrote a contract for a hire of his he was having an affair with so she could illegally get family leave and other benefits, another skimmed off the top of budgets where he would hire agencies using 10% of the budget and then pocket the difference of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Eventually they did get caught but the irony was that before that they had actually received promotions. I’ve been here 4 years and still haven’t gotten a promotion despite receiving several employee awards

What a racket

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 01, 2026 12:16 PM (REq0p)

254 My two must haves for a house are a lot size of 1/2 acre and gas furnace and stove.

***********

That’s funny, my family is looking for the same but I increased lot size to one acre, as they like to use this rectangular format where all the land is behind the house, thus ensuring even with a half acre you can’t even roll out of bed without hitting the wall of your neighbors house

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 01, 2026 12:19 PM (REq0p)

255 Yeah, I have no intention of tackling this solo. I know some folks with relevant skills, though, or at least they can recommend a good electrician.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Pfft
Just match the colors up.

Should have black, red, white, and maybe green or bare copper as a bonus.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:22 PM (/lPRQ)

256 You’ll have to pry my multifunctional trig and log slide rule from my cold stiff hands. It’s down to 50 here in the desert and I’m still drinking on back porch.

Posted by: epador at January 01, 2026 12:30 PM (TRnzq)

257 I have an Irish potato available for sale or trade.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:38 PM (jc0TO)

258 My rant: I had to sign up for a trial of YouTubeTV to watch the college playoffs. There is something wrong with these games not being on OTAtv.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:43 PM (jc0TO)

259 Reagan won the 1984 election with 49 states. He lost Minnesota by 4,000 votes.
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Minnesota crooked >> Minnesota nice

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 01, 2026 01:02 PM (hYZtI)

260 248 Happy Nee Year All!
Now can anyone tell me who the blonde and redhead are nekked in my bed, why am I wearing a lace purple thong several sizes too smalland why am I handcuffed to a lamp,
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 01, 2026 12:14 PM (yFcKl)

Money well spent?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 01, 2026 01:10 PM (xcxpd)

261 She froze up at the prospect of the question that she knew was coming:

"Which of your brothers did you marry?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars


Her brother Darryl and her other brother Darryl.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 01, 2026 01:11 PM (1paM0)

262 That’s funny, my family is looking for the same but I increased lot size to one acre, as they like to use this rectangular format where all the land is behind the house, thus ensuring even with a half acre you can’t even roll out of bed without hitting the wall of your neighbors house
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos


I live in the country on a two acre lot, but the land in front of my home is open farmland.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 01, 2026 01:16 PM (1paM0)

263 Circular or straight slide rule?

Posted by: zogger at January 01, 2026 01:34 PM (HGKOZ)

264 Eventually they did get caught but the irony was that before that they had actually received promotions. I’ve been here 4 years and still haven’t gotten a promotion despite receiving several employee awards

What a racket
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 01, 2026 12:16 PM (REq0p)


Who determines the promotions? Are they crooked as well and just haven't been caught yet?

Posted by: Emmie at January 01, 2026 03:04 PM (FMtrg)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Smart Wasteland1.png

The wasteland II
Jeffrey Smart

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (Ia/+0)

2 BOING! Art.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (u/afo)

3 hummm

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

4 Authorized sequel to T.S. Eliot?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 01, 2026 09:31 AM (JsFZb)

5 The wasteland was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 01, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

6 Happy New Year to you too, CBD

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2026 09:31 AM (7L0HB)

7 Would think otherwise know as New Jersey, but looks a bit dry for there

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:32 AM (Ia/+0)

8
Artist wanted to use up all his orange and buy fresh
I rate this as Meh
no hang, would sell to slack-jawed rube

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

9 Welcome to Hobbs, New Mexico, ca. 2026.

Old joke: First prize of the New Mexico Travel Contest is two days and nights in Hobbs. Second prize is three days and nights.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

10 Hmmm…Interesting.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

11 Electric boogaloo?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (ZOv7s)

12 Have to go see what Wasteland I is about

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (Ia/+0)

13 Any gasoline around?

Posted by: Max at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

14 Three Somali Learing Centers located inside.

Posted by: Omar Fateh's Misshapen Skull at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)

15 NSW Art Gallery

Place where the work was made
Flinders Ranges → South Australia → Australia
Date
1945
Media category
Painting
Materials used
oil on canvas
Dimensions
60.9 x 73.4 cm stretcher; 75.8 x 86.5 x 6.3 cm frame :
0 - Whole, 59.5 x 70.3 cm, SIGHT DIMENSION

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

16 OK but where's Elvis?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (u/afo)

17 Great place for a learing center!

Posted by: Mogadishu's finest at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

18 It kinda looks like a Far Side cartoon, without any people or a caption

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

19 Kind of depressing for New Years Day.

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

20 Artist wanted to use up all his orange and buy fresh
I rate this as Meh
no hang, would sell to slack-jawed rube
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Slack-jawed Rube at January 01, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

21 Sanford and Son, the early years

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:34 AM (NwnyJ)

22 I see the water tower.Where are the Bradley girls?

Posted by: Floyd Smoot at January 01, 2026 09:34 AM (oftw2)

23 Any man draws a picture of a Wasteland spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at January 01, 2026 09:34 AM (PiwSw)

24 It kinda looks like a Far Side cartoon, without any people or a caption
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)
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Treat it like the cartoons appearing in the New Yorker, where every single cartoon works with "I want to kill myself."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:34 AM (ZOv7s)

25 Reminds me of Humpy Dumpy magazine quizz pictures.

Can you spot the murderer in the picture?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 09:35 AM (EyfuW)

26 I see the water tower.Where are the Bradley girls?
Posted by: Floyd Smoot at January 01, 2026 09:34 AM (oftw2)
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Petticoat Junction has seen better days.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:36 AM (ZOv7s)

27 I like this. For some reason my brain classifies this as Dali, Before the Drugs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2026 09:36 AM (V9cMX)

28 I looked at some of his other paintings as well. I don't care for his Modernist style.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 09:36 AM (2sfNr)

29 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2026 09:36 AM (5rh/l)

30 Gotta climb the telephone pole to use the phone here too. This air bnb sucks!

Posted by: Oliver W. Douglas, Gentleman Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

31 Needs teenagers.

Posted by: The Who at January 01, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

32 Maybe Wasteland I ended up in the trash, and this was his wnd attempt. Painted 1945 in Australia which he soon decamped from to go to Europe

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:36 AM (Ia/+0)

33 Looks like the phone, telegraph and power lines are down. Is this an omen for California?

Posted by: Teenage Wasteland at January 01, 2026 09:37 AM (oftw2)

34 Place where the work was made
Flinders Ranges → South Australia → Australia
Date
1945 . . .

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026


***
South Australia? There was a video posted here recently explaining why that stretch, the southern coast, is so poorly inhabited. Lack of water is one thing. This artwork explains it all in one visual shot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

35 My first thought was that this was inspired by the Dust Bowl, but if its in Australia, that doesn't apply. Maybe there was an abandonment of rural areas during WW II?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:38 AM (ZOv7s)

36 Looks like a perfect place for another Somali franchise daycare center.

Posted by: Donny Brook at January 01, 2026 09:38 AM (Dc1Hd)

37
The Wasteland III is just a map of Minnesota.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:38 AM (iJfKG)

38 The sniper has come and gone already. Took the surviving dog with him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2026 09:39 AM (mYsW1)

39 Very sparse. Me like. Needs giant armored cockroaches.
Would hang . Thx CBD, happy new year

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:39 AM (zNwXb)

40 Saw this on Zillow for $3.4 million. Ad said bring your hammer and paint brush.

Posted by: Fixer-Upper at January 01, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)

41 I really love this. It looks real but it's not, there are things off, suggesting this is not what it appears, it is of some other world.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 09:39 AM (RIvkX)

42 Not what I was expecting to ring in the New Year.
Maybe it's an omen.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

43 Totally art.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2026 09:40 AM (jUN6x)

44 Needs more red. And maybe a rectangle or two.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at January 01, 2026 09:40 AM (mYsW1)

45 The picture is to be cut and pasted into other art things.

Art regifted. Or re grifted.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 09:40 AM (EyfuW)

46 The house looks like it was intended to be quite the minor mansion, like a miniature version of Downton Abbey. Apparently things happened. Or failed to happen.

Still, I like this. One can imagine dust collecting in the dry water tower, and the house being haunted with desiccated ghosts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

47 Jeffrey doesn't seem all that smart. What's in a name?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:40 AM (ZOv7s)

48 Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:39 AM (zNwXb)

Happy New Year to you too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2026 09:41 AM (n9ltV)

49 "...this is not what it appears, it is of some other world."


That's right. It's South Australia.

Posted by: Crikey! at January 01, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

50 "Maybe it just needs teenagers."

- R Daltrey

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:41 AM (ZxPkt)

51 It needs that old man from Poltergeist II stalking around the place

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

52 Septic tank wouldn't perk, so the County condemned the place.

Posted by: No Shrimp, Nor Barbie at January 01, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)

53 Wiki says he often psinted witth a joke in mind

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:42 AM (Ia/+0)

54 This would be more of a Senior Citizen Wasteland than a Teenage Wasteland, eh?

Posted by: The Who at January 01, 2026 09:42 AM (IG3/x)

55 South Australia? There was a video posted here recently explaining why that stretch, the southern coast, is so poorly inhabited. Lack of water is one thing. This artwork explains it all in one visual shot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)
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Giant, hyper-intelligent murderous spiders are also a factor.

Everything in Australia wants to kill you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:42 AM (ZOv7s)

56 that was not good

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (ZxPkt)

57 Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

58 Coincidentally, Amazon has started airing the second season of "Fallout."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (qbLEp)

59 I really love this. It looks real but it's not, there are things off, suggesting this is not what it appears, it is of some other world.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026


***
A planet circling twin suns? No, there are no double shadows. Okay, a planet that rides closer to its Sol-like star than Earth does, or has a greater axial tilt so its summer is even more savage. Or around a variable star; when the colony began, the area was livable, but then the star flared a bit, and . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

60 The weather vane is askew.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

61 Well done depiction of desolation, but I'm not sure where I'd hang it. Happy New Year, CBD.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (uejmF)

62 Wiki-

The painting depicts a stark, desolate urban scene, emphasizing feelings of loneliness and disconnection. The absence of human figures highlights the emptiness of modern life.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

63

the wasteland - a limerick

the great american desert is gritty
but there's one thing that's really a pity
punctuation is sparse
and the spelling is a farce
and the region has no capital city

Posted by: t.s. eliot at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (/iMjX)

64 > The painting depicts a stark, desolate urban scene

"Urban"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 09:44 AM (IG3/x)

65 There are 16 venomous snakes in this painting. See if you can find them all.

Posted by: Highlights For Children at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (oftw2)

66
The melting stopwatch hanging off the roof is a nice touch.

Posted by: Line of People Watching Old Bat Balance Her Cbeckbook at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (qsezt)

67
Not what I was expecting to ring in the New Year.
Maybe it's an omen.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)


CBD drank too many stirred Manhattans made from Val-U-Rite's Finest New Jersey Bourbon and Car Lube. Sustainably made from old truck tires and roadkill.

And woke up thinking it was a-

Haunted Wasteland New Year.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)

68 The chair in the foreground gives an impression of hasty departure. Why is it so far from the house? Who would drag a chair that far away and leave it there? Did it fall off Granny's truck?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)

69 "...desolate urban scene..."

Be better, wiki. Be better.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

70 There are 16 venomous snakes in this painting. See if you can find them all.
Posted by: Highlights For Children at January 01, 2026


***
-- before they find *you*!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (wzUl9)

71 "Urban"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 09:44 AM (IG3/x)
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That word does not mean what they think it means.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (qbLEp)

72 58 Coincidentally, Amazon has started airing the second season of "Fallout."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (qbLEp)


How does the Man With No Nose smell?

Posted by: Punchlines 'R' Us at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (Rh0Gp)

73 Moisture Farming R&D Center

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

74 Too Dust Bowl.

Posted by: huerfano at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (98kQX)

75 I look at it and almost immediately think of Matt Damon and The Martian. It looks like the surface of Mars

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (xT8gx)

76 The chair in the foreground gives an impression of hasty departure. Why is it so far from the house? Who would drag a chair that far away and leave it there? Did it fall off Granny's truck?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)
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Left over from a very small game of musical chairs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (qbLEp)

77 Oh, I remember this one. There's a booby trap inside the front door and two ghouls in the main room. Just remember to get the fusion core in the basement.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (mlg/3)

78 Coincidentally, Amazon has started airing the second season of "Fallout."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (qbLEp)
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All streaming shows suck in the end. All of them. There is no point in watching any of them. No matter what the premise, how well it starts, it will become retarded and gay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (ZOv7s)

79 His last painting showed that he couldn't believe they were going to pay so much. With a glint of humor.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (EyfuW)

80 How does the Man With No Nose smell?
Posted by: Punchlines 'R' Us at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (Rh0Gp)
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Terrible.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (qbLEp)

81 The dilapidated building in the back, which looks to have only two walls, suggests that the property owner abandoned the place before finishing it. Though that's not how you build a structure, one wall at a time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

82 Coincidentally, Amazon has started airing the second season of "Fallout."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM (qbLEp)

How does the Man With No Nose smell?
Posted by: Punchlines 'R' Us at January 01, 2026 09:46 AM (Rh0Gp)


Terrible*




*low-hanging fruit picked!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (iJfKG)

83 Failed "wind farm"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (NwnyJ)

84 Eb Dawson and the Monroe Brothers could spiff up the place in no time.

Posted by: Sam Drucker, Editor, Hooterville World Guardian at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

85 All streaming shows suck in the end. All of them. There is no point in watching any of them. No matter what the premise, how well it starts, it will become retarded and gay.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (ZOv7s)
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*shrug* Still pretty good, so far.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (qbLEp)

86
CBD drank too many stirred Manhattans made from Val-U-Rite's Finest New Jersey Bourbon and Car Lube. Sustainably made from old truck tires and roadkill.

And woke up thinking it was a-

Haunted Wasteland New Year.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)
*********
French Toast with Maple Syrup cures everything.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

87
Alternate title: Los Angeles City Hall.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 01, 2026 09:49 AM (hZ1gu)

88 Huh. Looks like Shoshone, WY.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 01, 2026 09:49 AM (/HDaX)

89 Well, the guy can draw and paint. That's obvious. I assume this was meant to be displayed in a gallery because who the hell would want it in their home.

All that comes to mind is Yeats' poem "The Second Coming" which is powerful but not a load of laughs.

"what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"

Posted by: JTB at January 01, 2026 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

90 Mars in 2050.

Posted by: Don't tell Elon at January 01, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

91 Left over from a very small game of musical chairs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (qbLEp)
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If you abandon stuff, it stays inside. Why drag it out and then leave it? Abandoned properties don't look like this. Weird artist making weird points.

Also, he lives in upside-down land where the government hates you and wants you to die, because everyone is descended from criminals.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:50 AM (ZOv7s)

92
Or, as some might style it, "Sinnemota Under Benevolent Somali Grift"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 09:50 AM (xG4kz)

93 Not enough Gables. Would not hang.

Posted by: Nathaniel Hawthorne at January 01, 2026 09:50 AM (Rh0Gp)

94 Who butchered Fallout?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 09:50 AM (EyfuW)

95 That's much more than a busted weather vane. It's a busted pump to move the ground water up to the busted tank that supplies the water to the busted toilet.

Posted by: Flush With Success at January 01, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

96
That's no shotgun shack!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 09:51 AM (xG4kz)

97 If this had audio, we would probably hear the wind moaning and the windmill vanes forlornly creaking.

Despite its "wasteland" aspect, the painting does give you a lot to pick apart.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

98 *shrug* Still pretty good, so far.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (qbLEp)
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Some shows were quite good, but if it isn't abruptly canceled mid-story, it will inevitably be captured by the wokes and made gay and retarded.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:52 AM (ZOv7s)

99 The dilapidated building in the back, which looks to have only two walls, suggests that the property owner abandoned the place before finishing it. Though that's not how you build a structure, one wall at a time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

One piece at a time worked for me in building my psychobilly Cadillac. You might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up, it's cheaper that way!

Posted by: The Man In Black at January 01, 2026 09:52 AM (wVcYX)

100
Not enough Gables. Would not hang.
Posted by: Nathaniel Hawthorne


Agreed

-- Clark

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 09:52 AM (xG4kz)

101 Not enough Gables. Would not hang.
Posted by: Nathaniel Hawthorne at January 01, 2026


***
There was only one, and he was the King.

Posted by: Clark Gable Fans Everywhere at January 01, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

102
Weird Brush Strokes - a limerick style art critique

Australia is a land of men and thunder
Where you die if you make one small blunder
At the top I would say
This painting's okay
But it's just a little squiggly down under.

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (/iMjX)

103
"It's a busted pump to move the ground water up to the busted tank that supplies the water to the busted toilet."


And that's why we had to stop counting votes!

Posted by: South Australian voter registrar at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

104 Did anyone else think, 'gary larson' before reading the name?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (QVmho)

105 58 Coincidentally, Amazon has started airing the second season of "Fallout."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM

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I watched the first episode. Does it get any better?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (xlcwc)

106 Not enough Gables. Would not hang.
Posted by: Nathaniel Hawthorne at January 01, 2026 09:50 AM (Rh0Gp)

Ladies, ladies! There's plenty of me to go around. Just wait your turn.

Posted by: Clark Gable at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (wVcYX)

107 French Toast with Maple Syrup cures everything.
Posted by: redridinghood

Should it be called "toast" if the bread never enters the toaster?

Posted by: Misnomers Abound at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

108
Another potemkin village in the desert. We'll get there as soon as the boys return with the shitload of dimes ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

109 I watched the first episode. Does it get any better?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (xlcwc)
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I like it. Don't know if you would or not.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (qbLEp)

110 Overseer of the dirt farm.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (36PRH)

111 At futurism.com, "Scientists Graft Human Ear Onto Foot"

Pressed for comment, the Foot remarked "Well, now I know why people hate Nickelback. Thanks a whole bunch for that, medical science."

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (GHIyr)

112 Alternate caption: Joseph R. Biden Presidential Library.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (ZOv7s)

113 Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)

There's a distillery about 30.minutes from my house. Maybe I should contract for a run of Jersey bourbon!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (n9ltV)

114 Looks like there's some action in Tehran. Reports of clerics shedding their vestments and IRGC cops defecting to join protestors. I know, here we go again, but hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (vV6n9)

115 Would think otherwise know as New Jersey, but looks a bit dry for there
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:32 AM (Ia/+0)

Nah. Some southern or western state, with junk on was once a front yard. Missing an engine block or two.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (5xuJ/)

116 I see you've been to West Texas...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (VCgbV)

117 Maybe I should contract for a run of Jersey bourbon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (n9ltV)
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*record needle scratch*

Jersey bourbon?!?!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (qbLEp)

118 > Did anyone else think, 'gary larson' before reading the name?

Posted by: BifBewalski
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Yes

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (ZxPkt)

119 Should it be called "toast" if the bread never enters the toaster?
Posted by: Misnomers Abound at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)
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Toasting existed before toasters. Strange but true!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:56 AM (ZOv7s)

120 Ladies, ladies! There's plenty of me to go around. Just wait your turn.
Posted by: Clark Gable at January 01, 2026


***
My mother was a big fan of The Fugitive because, she said, he reminded her strongly of Clark Gable. I guess I know who her favorite movie star was!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)

121 109 I watched the first episode. Does it get any better?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (xlcwc)
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I like it. Don't know if you would or not.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January

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Thanks. I'll give it another try. I think I foolishly expected it to be too much like the game

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 09:56 AM (xlcwc)

122 I look at it and almost immediately think of Matt Damon and The Martian. It looks like the surface of Mars
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (xT8gx)
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Could be the house from "Usher II" by Ray Bradbury.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (ESVrU)

123 The 100 Comment lamp is lit

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (ZxPkt)

124 Jersey bourbon?!?!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (qbLEp)
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Canadian Club with some hair tonic for color.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (ZOv7s)

125 "Nah. Some southern or western state, with junk on [what] was once a front yard. Missing an engine block or two."



Amateurs.

Posted by: West Virginia at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

126 Looks like there's some action in Tehran. Reports of clerics shedding their vestments and IRGC cops defecting to join protestors. I know, here we go again, but hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Lincolntf


I've been thinking that for 20 years. But...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (mlg/3)

127 @117 World's gone to hell I tell ya.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (36PRH)

128 I see you've been to West Texas...
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (VCgbV)

Rosa's Cantina?

Posted by: Zombie Marty Robbins at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (wVcYX)

129 There's a distillery about 30.minutes from my house. Maybe I should contract for a run of Jersey bourbon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Thirty minutes means within a mile in North Jersey.

Posted by: Root Tree at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (oftw2)

130 Alternate caption: Joseph R. Biden Presidential Library.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (lJ0H4)

131 Thanks. I'll give it another try. I think I foolishly expected it to be too much like the game
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 09:56 AM (xlcwc)
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I've never played the game, so I have no referent for in-game lore. But the show strongly is like a tabletop post-apocalyptic game I played called "This Is Not A Test." So I have that vibe going for me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:58 AM (qbLEp)

132 Coincidentally, Amazon has started airing the second season of "Fallout."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 09:43 AM

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I watched the first episode. Does it get any better?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (xlcwc)


You mean the episode titled:

"We're Gonna Blow-Up Heads 50 or 60 Times This Episode Using the Exact Same Head Blowing Up EFX. See? See How Cool It Is!?!? Quality Writing This Is. 'Casablanca's Got Nuthin' On Us"


I liked Series One of Fallout, but Episode One of Series Two kinda discouraged me from further watching.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:58 AM (iJfKG)

133 Happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 01, 2026 09:58 AM (8AONa)

134 I watched the first episode. Does it get any better?
Posted by: JM in Illinois


No, the series is shit. They bastardize the game to boost idiot 'she-ro' characters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 09:59 AM (mlg/3)

135 Looks like the inspiration for the movie “giant”. That’s what a lot of West Texas (and parts of New Mexico) looked like after the dust bowl years. Nothing green anywhere in sight.

The chair could be there just because some transient pulled it out and left it there, the house itself having been abandoned for some time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 09:59 AM (m7iZ5)

136 SanFran's suggestion of this depicting another world . . . it could also be an alternate Earth, or an unknown planet in an alternate dimension.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

137 Painting: I served with Wasteland. I knew Wasteland. Wasteland was a friend of mine. Painting, you're no Wasteland!

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 09:59 AM (GHIyr)

138 I look at it and almost immediately think of Matt Damon and The Martian. It looks like the surface of Mars
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 09:47 AM (xT8gx)
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Could be the house from "Usher II" by Ray Bradbury.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 09:57 AM (ESVrU)

Or the Australian setting for From Dusk To Dawn.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026 09:59 AM (wVcYX)

139 ...Reports of clerics shedding their vestments and IRGC cops defecting to join protestors. I know, here we go again, but hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 09:55 AM (vV6n9)
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If accurate this would be key. The Basij are the street-level enforcers and if they are abandoning their posts, this could proceed rapidly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX)

140
My mother was a big fan of The Fugitive because, she said, he reminded her strongly of Clark Gable. I guess I know who her favorite movie star was!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Physical chemists everywhere continue to live with profound disappointment because the long-promised sequel, The Fugacity has never passed muster with Hollywood's movers and shakers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 09:59 AM (xG4kz)

141 but Episode One of Series Two kinda discouraged me from further watching.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:58 AM (iJfKG)
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There are way fewer exploding heads.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 10:00 AM (qbLEp)

142 There are structures like that in this part of KS. They are built with the local limestone. And the roofs caved in a long time ago. Most abandoned during the Depression. We have more vegetation though.

I like to think how proud the locals were of those buildings when they were new.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 10:00 AM (+mUZM)

143 Ladies, ladies! There's plenty of me to go around. Just wait your turn.
Posted by: Clark Gable at January 01, 2026 09:54 AM (wVcYX)
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Thanks to the Horde, I added "Soldier of Fortune" to my DVD library and Gable is great. Actors can achieve greatness in one of two ways. They can either immerse themselves in roles, or they can just be themselves because they have so much charisma.

Gable is in the latter category. Women want him, men want to be him. Not many left like that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:00 AM (ZOv7s)

144 @132 I see now why Todd Howard from Bethesda allowed the story to center around New Vegas... so they could hamhandedly tie in the Commonwealth lore from his games.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 01, 2026 10:01 AM (36PRH)

145 The weather vane is askew
Posted by: Bulg.


********

Pffft. Next you'll try to tell us the door is a jar.

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:01 AM (/iMjX)

146 Willowed;
who writes out paper checks anymore?
----
*raises hand*
To the yard guy
To the pest control guy
Property taxes

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 01, 2026 10:01 AM (VCgbV)

147 Gable is in the latter category. Women want him, men want to be him. Not many left like that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Bite your tongue!

Posted by: Carrot Top, Chairman of the Board at January 01, 2026 10:02 AM (oftw2)

148 Nice picture.
cbd if you're around, another Hopper.
https://tinyurl.com/ynmhbsmn

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 01, 2026 10:02 AM (2NHgQ)

149 "Gable is in the latter category. Women want him, men want to be him. Not many left like that."

###
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: William Henry Gates III at January 01, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

150
Sashay up to the front door and knock in order to inquire about directions to Judge Roy Bean's place. He's the law west of the Pecos, iffn you didn't know that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 10:03 AM (xG4kz)

151 There’s nothing living in that painting, except for a couple century plants near the telephone pole. (desert dwellers)

A dry water trough for horses and cattle that will never come back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 10:03 AM (m7iZ5)

152 Midwest Chick has some good memes encapsulating some of the past discussion at this smart, military blog about the lack of any actual action against those who have committed crimes against the Constitution.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

153 who writes out paper checks anymore?
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*raises hand*
To the yard guy
To the pest control guy
Property taxes
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 01, 2026 10:01 AM (VCgbV)
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Contractors aways want cash or its close equivalent. I used to go through checks pretty steadily, but now it's down to just a handful a year. But I still use them from time to time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:04 AM (ZOv7s)

154 147 Gable is in the latter category. Women want him, men want to be him. Not many left like that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Bite your tongue!
Posted by: Carrot Top, Chairman of the Board at January 01, 2026 10:02 AM (oftw2)


*brandishes Sledge-O-Matic*

Posted by: Gallagher at January 01, 2026 10:04 AM (Rh0Gp)

155 I used to go through checks pretty steadily, but now it's down to just a handful a year. But I still use them from time to time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:04 AM (ZOv7s)
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That's the way of it with me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 10:05 AM (qbLEp)

156 Never got what the ladies saw in ol’ jug-ears Gable.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

157 Never got what the ladies saw in ol’ jug-ears Gable.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
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Confidence. It counts for a lot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:06 AM (ZOv7s)

158
A rejected set for the "Near Algodones" episode from "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)

159 Ah, another work from back in the days when shades of brown were the only colors available. The Sepia Age. Bleak. And lifeless.

Happy Happy New Year and Happy New Month to those using that calendar. Happy New Day to everyone.

I am disappoint. Last year's NYE ONT got 888 comments. This year only made it to 856. So close!

Posted by: mindful webworker - but no cigar at January 01, 2026 10:07 AM (dESj/)

160 102 ... "But it's just a little squiggly down under."

Only Muldoon could make a reference to one of my favorite movies in his limmerick.

Posted by: JTB at January 01, 2026 10:07 AM (yTvNw)

161 The wasteland II

I get it but would pass hanging it. Jeffrey Smart's body of work is fascinating but not what I would routinely display.

Wikipedia, The Waste Land is a poem by T. S. Eliot, widely regarded as one of the most important English-language poems of the 20th century and a central work of modernist poetry. Published in 1922, the 434-line[A] poem first appeared in the United Kingdom in the October issue of Eliot's magazine The Criterion and in the United States in the November issue of The Dial. Among its famous phrases are "April is the cruellest month", "I will show you fear in a handful of dust", and "These fragments I have shored against my ruins".[6]

The Waste Land does not follow a single narrative or feature a consistent style or structure. The poem shifts between voices of satire and prophecy, and features abrupt and unannounced changes of narrator, location, and time, conjuring a vast and dissonant range of cultures and literatures. It employs many allusions to the Western canon: Ovid's Metamorphoses, the legend of the Fisher King, Dante's Divine Comedy, Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, and even a contemporary popular song, "That Shakespearian Rag". (More.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 10:08 AM (NFX2v)

162 The water there, is very hard to drink

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 10:08 AM (Ia/+0)

163 Oh, wait. Now I see the two yucca plants, so, not completely lifeless. Still bleak.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but no cigar at January 01, 2026 10:08 AM (dESj/)

164 By the way, Planet Fitness has a pretty good offer right now if you're interested:

https://tinyurl.com/349wfh47

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

165 Painting: Artemis Lunar Base XVII up for auction after the moondust market collapsed.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:09 AM (GHIyr)

166 Or the Australian setting for From Dusk To Dawn.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026


***
I loved the first half of that movie, like a hardboiled thriller . . . until they got to the giant bar in the desert. Somehow I have trouble believing that so many predators could exist in such a lonely locale. The prey always outnumbers the predators in a given area; when the prey numbers fall too far, the predators go elsewhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:09 AM (wzUl9)

167 Years ago there was a video where they showed blind surveys of men and women rating the opposite sex on attractiveness.

They used the same stock photos with three different samples.

One had the photo without a caption, one had the photo with income, and the other had the photo with occupation.

The men had zero difference in ratings across all three groups. Hot is hot. Income, occupation are irrelevant.

Women had immense variation. The organizers made a point of making repulsive men rich or doctors or something, and it proved the point quite well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:09 AM (ZOv7s)

168 Those plants are yucca it up.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

169 I like the art. Would hang.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 10:10 AM (g8Ew8)

170 Confidence. It counts for a lot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Driving a Duesenberg helps, though I'm pretty popular with the ladies in my Pacer.

Posted by: Pacer DL Wagon at January 01, 2026 10:10 AM (oftw2)

171
Pffft. Next you'll try to tell us the door is a jar.
Posted by: muldoon


No, the door is alarmed...

Who touched me?

Out with it!

Don't touch me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 10:11 AM (xG4kz)

172 Never got what the ladies saw in ol’ jug-ears Gable.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026


***
Rumors abound that he had bad garlic-breath and his leading ladies hated to kiss him. Still -- who else, then or now, could have embodied Rhett Butler?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

173 Still -- who else, then or now, could have embodied Rhett Butler?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Brad Pitt

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 01, 2026 10:13 AM (VCgbV)

174 "I will show you fear in a handful of dust",

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 10:08 AM (NFX2v)
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One of Evelyn Waugh's darkest satires is titled A Hand of Dust and includes that quote. The main character loses his son, his wife leaves him, and he ends up trapped in the Amazon jungle, condemned to read Charles Dickens for the rest of his life to a blind man.

For some reason, it's one of his most adapted works.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:13 AM (ZOv7s)

175 Painting: Tourists flocked from all over the countryside to see the World's Largest Marshmallow.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:14 AM (GHIyr)

176 Of course the water there is hard to drink. Everything is upside down.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 01, 2026 10:14 AM (EyfuW)

177 I might use it as a book illustration, but wouldn't hang.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 10:14 AM (4p5Zb)

178
...when the prey numbers fall too far, the predators go elsewhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


And now you know why we have Mogadishu on the Mississippi.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 10:15 AM (xG4kz)

179 >>Women had immense variation. The organizers made a point of making repulsive men rich or doctors or something, and it proved the point quite well.

Women. Am I right?

Still kind of like them even if they are evil. Maybe that's why.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 10:16 AM (viF8m)

180 Or the Australian setting for From Dusk To Dawn.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026

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I loved the first half of that movie, like a hardboiled thriller . . . until they got to the giant bar in the desert. Somehow I have trouble believing that so many predators could exist in such a lonely locale. The prey always outnumbers the predators in a given area; when the prey numbers fall too far, the predators go elsewhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026


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Though a line of speculation from Harvey Keitel's character about this -- that the vampire hangout will fall apart someday -- could have handled that. George Clooney's character Seth would have said, "That's great, Jacob. But we're here *now* and so are the vampires!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

181 This is a stark warning about what happens after a society adopts carrots in chili.

Stay vigilant, my friends.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

182 So they sunk some roots down in this dirt
To keep from blowin' off the earth
Built a town right here
When the dust had all but cleared

They called it Levelland

/McMurtry Jr.

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:17 AM (/iMjX)

183 "Of course the water there is hard to drink. Everything is upside down."


It's got electrolytes. Plants love it.

Posted by: Brawndo at January 01, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)

184 ...when the prey numbers fall too far, the predators go elsewhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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And now you know why we have Mogadishu on the Mississippi.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026


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Minneapolis, or New Orleans? Could be both.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

185 I just saw footage from Tehran, largely blurred out, showing an obviously dead body being dragged out of a government building by protesters. Looked like he was wearing a uniform of some sort.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 10:17 AM (vV6n9)

186
"... When the Ampersands Ran Out"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 01, 2026 10:17 AM (xG4kz)

187 One of Evelyn Waugh's darkest satires is titled A Hand of Dust and includes that quote. The main character loses his son, his wife leaves him, and he ends up trapped in the Amazon jungle, condemned to read Charles Dickens for the rest of his life to a blind man.

For some reason, it's one of his most adapted works.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026


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I know the short story extracted from that novel as "The Man Who Liked Dickens."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:18 AM (wzUl9)

188 American Truckers @atutruckers

SHOCKING: A truck driver who can't speak or read English gets caught TWICE — placed out of service for the SAME dangerous violation — yet he's RIGHT BACK on our highways, endangering YOUR family! This is happening NOW, in direct defiance of President Trump's orders!

No impound. No arrest. Driver gets to stay in the truck and gets to keep his commercial driver's license.

This is how dangerous, unqualified drivers keep rolling down OUR highways, endangering all of our families!

Weak enforcement is putting everyone's lives at risk.

X video: https://bit.ly/4jneqaS

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:19 AM (P5BPp)

189 Pffft. Next you'll try to tell us the door is a jar.
Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:01 AM


Sometimes a door is just a door.

Posted by: Sigmoid Freud at January 01, 2026 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

190 Wires down.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 01, 2026 10:19 AM (Kt19C)

191 Nuketown!

Posted by: Boomer at January 01, 2026 10:19 AM (+abK1)

192 "Artists need inspiration," Tom mused.

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:20 AM (/iMjX)

193 Painting: Original title: "Yes, But It's A Dry Heat."

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:21 AM (GHIyr)

194 Would hang. Reminds me of home.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 01, 2026 10:21 AM (1Nv0l)

195 Nuketown!
Posted by: Boomer at January 01, 2026 10:19 AM (+abK1)
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Megaton hardest hit.

Posted by: Fallout 3 Reference at January 01, 2026 10:22 AM (ESVrU)

196 A Tom Swifty! Well done, Muldoon!

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

197 "Sometimes a door is just a door."


But usually it's a phallic symbol.

Posted by: You're sex starved 10th grade cat lady English Literature teacher at January 01, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

198 Depressing painting.. Like January itself..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 01, 2026 10:22 AM (VE6XX)

199 Sometimes a door is just a door.
Posted by: Sigmoid Freud

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A door is a door is a door...

Gertrude Stein

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:22 AM (/iMjX)

200 Painting: Trusty log trap snares another unsuspecting trunk! Struggle as it might, it's not going anywhere now.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:22 AM (GHIyr)

201 I know the short story extracted from that novel as "The Man Who Liked Dickens."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:18 AM (wzUl9)
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The British literary establishment loathes him, perhaps because he's enduringly popular in America.

Waugh never passed up an opportunity to mock American tastes. The Loved One is just one massive, extended slam, but very funny because it targets Hollywood, which totally deserves it.

In the Sword of Honour trilogy, he has a literary-minded closeted homosexual write an overwrought pot-boiler of a novel, which "naturally" becomes a best-seller in America.

Perhaps not coincidentally, his elder brother Alec moved to America and had great success, particularly with A Place in the Sun, while Waugh's books languished.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:23 AM (ZOv7s)

202 There are what look like salt flats out behind the main building, stretching off into the distance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

203 You could probably buy the land and the structures for half a dozen Nuka-Cola bottle caps.

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2026 10:24 AM (tfChy)

204 Never got what the ladies saw in ol’ jug-ears Gable.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026

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Rumors abound that he had bad garlic-breath and his leading ladies hated to kiss him. Still -- who else, then or now, could have embodied Rhett Butler?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)


Wrong!

CG had dentures and very funky denture breath.

Probably the studios thought garlic breath sounded nicer than rotting food and slimy bacteria and fungus breath.

Pro Tip: Clean your damn dentures and leave them out overnight.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 10:24 AM (iJfKG)

205 Ironically, Alec Waugh is all but forgotten. Evelyn is the Waugh people are most likely to know, perhaps because his son Auberon was a popular columnist in his own right.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:25 AM (ZOv7s)

206 OJ Simpson is just off scene realizing he didn’t actually land on mars, is real pissed off now, and has decided to do some stabbin’.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 10:25 AM (fIo92)

207 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

The ending shows all the abandoned trucks of the prey.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 10:26 AM (KDPiq)

208 Who names their son Evelyn?

Posted by: Just got here at January 01, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)

209 "There are what look like salt flats out behind the main building, stretching off into the distance."

Pepper mines played out in the 1880s, and then the salt market collapsed. Trouble all around.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:27 AM (GHIyr)

210 Raining cats and dogs on rose parade.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 01, 2026 10:27 AM (Kt19C)

211 Geez. This place has gone downhill.

All I hear inn the comments these days is "Waugh, Waugh, Waugh!"

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:28 AM (/iMjX)

212 Who names their son Evelyn?
Posted by: Just got here at January 01, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)
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Used to be a guy name. Sir Evelyn Wood VC and Evelyn Waugh, for example.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:28 AM (ZOv7s)

213 Raining cats and dogs on rose parade.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 01, 2026 10:27 AM (Kt19C)
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I thought it never rained in southern California.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:28 AM (ZOv7s)

214 Sir Evelyn Wood VC
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The most accident and injury-prone officer in the British Army, ever.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 10:29 AM (qbLEp)

215 Sometimes a door is just a door.

An adowable widdle bwanket!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 01, 2026 10:29 AM (Kt19C)

216 *Raining cats and dogs on rose parade.*

We can help with that.

Posted by: Purina at January 01, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

217 If he would have painted a dome cage in the back and a suped up Camaro next to it it would have been a winner.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 10:30 AM (KDPiq)

218 Pro Tip: Clean your damn dentures and leave them out overnight.
Posted by: naturalfak

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How am I supposed to remember what I had for supper yesterday?

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:30 AM (/iMjX)

219 The British literary establishment loathes him, perhaps because he's enduringly popular in America.

Waugh never passed up an opportunity to mock American tastes. The Loved One is just one massive, extended slam, but very funny because it targets Hollywood, which totally deserves it.

In the Sword of Honour trilogy, he has a literary-minded closeted homosexual write an overwrought pot-boiler of a novel, which "naturally" becomes a best-seller in America.

Perhaps not coincidentally, his elder brother Alec moved to America and had great success, particularly with A Place in the Sun, while Waugh's books languished.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:23 AM (ZOv7s)


"Island in the Sun"

Anywho, it just goes to show-

Drama is easy. Comedy is hard.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 10:30 AM (iJfKG)

220 Kitten Dagny is toddling around looking for something to do, or something to kill. I should bring her a nice live mouse or hamster from Petco.

(No, I wouldn't really do such a thing! The cats would love it, but I could never forgive myself.)

(Besides, think of having to clean blood out of the carpet. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:30 AM (wzUl9)

221 The most accident and injury-prone officer in the British Army, ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 10:29 AM (qbLEp)
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Bored of the Rings describing how the Natalie Wood over time became the crochety old Evelyn.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:31 AM (ZOv7s)

222 Sir Evelyn Wood VC

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The Nattily Wood became the crotchety old Evelyn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:31 AM (wzUl9)

223 Besides, think of having to clean blood out of the carpet. . . .)

And?

Posted by: O. J. at January 01, 2026 10:32 AM (Kt19C)

224 *Raining cats and dogs on rose parade.*

*************

wear your galoshess and be careful not to step in a poodle!

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:32 AM (/iMjX)

225 AH Lloyd beat me to the Bored reference!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:32 AM (wzUl9)

226 Bored of the Rings describing how the Natalie Wood over time became the crochety old Evelyn.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:31 AM (ZOv7s)
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They were undoubtedly referring to the Evelyn Wood (no relation) speed-reading school.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 10:32 AM (qbLEp)

227 224 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:33 AM (GHIyr)

228 Regarding this whole Iran situation - I've seen footage where allegedly people are shouting for the return of the Prince in exile. I have to wonder if this guy really has support on the ground, considering his family got the boot in 1979 and his father wasn't exactly the nicest guy (not the the Mad Mullahs are any better). If Iran does fall, can he fill the power vacuum or will it become a free-for-all as Islamists - whether external or internal - scramble to fill the void?

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2026 10:34 AM (tfChy)

229 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:31 AM (wzUl9)

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So can we assume that Robert Wagner dressed nattily before tossing the body in the ocean...?

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:34 AM (/iMjX)

230 Just stopped snowing. A light, little wet snow. All the trees are coated with snow and the light is perfect.

Nature is the best painter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 10:34 AM (viF8m)

231 Painting would make a perfect little homestead if you could find water.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 10:34 AM (Slgjz)

232 Good Morning!! Happy New Year!

trying to get my sh*t together to go to the parade but was up way too late last night ...

I have a GREAT feeling about this year! It's going to be awesome! (note: not applicable to NYC)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 01, 2026 10:35 AM (emBoF)

233 "Island in the Sun"

Anywho, it just goes to show-

Drama is easy. Comedy is hard.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 10:30 AM (iJfKG)
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Yeah, that's it. Never read it or watched it.

Alec was old enough to serve in World War I, and did so with distinction, but he also wrote a book (The Loom of Youth) that referenced homosexuality in his boarding school, which got him kicked out of the alumni association (a very big deal) and got his younger brother blackballed.

So going to America was a logical choice, and his biggest seller was about interracial sex, which perhaps only an outsider could write at the time. He was a lifelong bachelor, who used his celebrity to bed lots of women.

Evelyn of course became Catholic and cranked out kids who - despite his unpleasant personality - remained loyal to their father's legacy, particularly Auberon. Auberon's son Alexander is also an author.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:36 AM (ZOv7s)

234 Animal precipitation scale:
Elephants and whales > Snakes and frogs > Cats and dogs > Tardigrades and bacteriophages.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:36 AM (GHIyr)

235 I think the Islamists are generally discredited with the population which is mostly young and has no memory of the Shah's abuses.

The clerisy has been brutal and corrupt, they have started and lost war after war, they have mismanaged the infrastructure and the economy, they have only survived thus far through repression and violence.

There is always a clock ticking on that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 10:37 AM (RIvkX)

236 AH Lloyd beat me to the Bored reference!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:32 AM (wzUl9)
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The Horde mind at work!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:37 AM (ZOv7s)

237 wear your galoshess and be careful not to step in a poodle!
Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026


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Oy with the poodles already!

As a catchphrase it's right up there with "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

238 First thing that a government has to address after the overthrow of a dictatorship is organized crime.

They can’t have any competition.

But seriously that’s what survives any revolution.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 10:38 AM (KDPiq)

239 Eromero if Amazon delivers there as well

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 10:39 AM (Ia/+0)

240 The first wasteland featured solar, this wasteland is wind power. No surprise.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 01, 2026 10:40 AM (nljXp)

241 I think the Islamists are generally discredited with the population which is mostly young and has no memory of the Shah's abuses.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 10:37 AM (RIvkX)
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People may look at the Shah's time favorably because women were uncovered, and Iran was more nationalist in character, celebrating their Persian heritage rather than aping the Saudi Wahabbists.

The Persian new year is still a big deal, and even when it falls on an Islam day of mourning, people light bonfires and party.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:40 AM (ZOv7s)

242 Happy Public Domain Day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0lUxJeHQ9A

It sucks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 01, 2026 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

243 68 The chair in the foreground gives an impression of hasty departure. Why is it so far from the house? Who would drag a chair that far away and leave it there? Did it fall off Granny's truck?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)
There used to be a tree with a rope close to the chair. But old guy died of natural causes in the outhouse.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 10:41 AM (Slgjz)

244 One of the drivers in the 1979 revolution was the poverty of the clerisy. They were not state-supported and did not receive remuneration other than the charity of the mosque. Of course that changed after the revolution and they were all enriched almost overnight. They literally looted the treasury.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 10:42 AM (RIvkX)

245 Most abuses of a Right wing dictatorship is summary killing of even worse commies trying to overthrow them. Unfortunately it includes some of their useful idiots who are otherwise innocent.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 10:42 AM (KDPiq)

246 The mullahs would have been overthrown a decade ago if Obama hadn't propped them up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)

247 Yuri Bezmenov's Ghost @Ne_pas_couvrir

Demoralization isn’t about sadness. It’s the long-term conditioning of perception so reality is filtered through an inverted moral and causal map.

That’s why these moments are so striking. For a split second you can see the programming fail, just before it snaps back into place.

Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho

Meanwhile in Cologne, Germany

German Streamer Kunshikitty sets out with the intention of showing that Women can walk safely through the streets that are occupied by new foreign Men

Ends up being attacked twice live on stream

X video: https://bit.ly/48ZGjCg

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:42 AM (P5BPp)

248 Happy New Year, all!!


Interesting choice for today, CBD. Mood!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 10:42 AM (NuV6c)

249 >>. . .Ends up being attacked twice live on stream


She survived, at least, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 10:44 AM (NuV6c)

250 If Iran does fall, can he fill the power vacuum or will it become a free-for-all as Islamists - whether external or internal - scramble to fill the void?
Posted by: PabloD
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The dirty secret about Iran is that religious feeling, particularly toward Islam, is now a minority proposition in a population run by clerics for 46 years. An internal letter among clerics intercepted by intel, indicates that only about 24-25 percent are now faithful, many mosques have shut their doors, and a resurgence of ancient faith of Zoroastrianism and even Christianity have become a covert practice among the people.

Historically, any alliance of church and state in a theocracy for a long period of time diminishes both of them. So as the state's regime becomes despised, so does the religion of that state because they are intertwined.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:44 AM (WDjG6)

251 The Iranian revolution’s greatest strength is also their greatest weakness. This is not a color revolution; this is a spontaneous, grass roots uprising by a mass of people who just can’t take it anymore, and it will be hard to stop,

However, this also means that it has no leadership and no organization to coordinate its actions. That makes it impossible to predict what direction it will take.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 10:44 AM (m7iZ5)

252
I'd like to see the Prince comeback leading a revival of Zoroastrianism, Iran's true traditional religion before Arab jihadist imperialism and conquest.

and giving the heave-ho to to islam.

It would be a nice rebuke to islam that might light a fire throughout that world.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 10:44 AM (iJfKG)

253 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

WTF? They are now SUSPENDING students in Maine if someone refuses to use transgender pronouns

"If a student misuses the pronoun, they are suspended?"

"Yeah. That would be harassment!"

DEFUND MAINE!

X video: https://bit.ly/3LfLhBN

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:44 AM (P5BPp)

254 My fault. My skirt was too short.

Posted by: Kunshikitty at January 01, 2026 10:44 AM (KDPiq)

255 246 The mullahs would have been overthrown a decade ago if Obama hadn't propped them up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Likely to have been true but we will never know.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:45 AM (WDjG6)

256 MOMof DataRepublican reposted

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays

Seems unlikely Republicans kept their hands out of the cookie jar. I only wonder who and how much.

The Gateway Pundit @gatewaypundit

Senate Majority Leader John Thune Faces FEC Complaint Over Alleged $1.1 Million Campaign Money Laundering Scheme

X: https://bit.ly/4q1XPvD

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:46 AM (P5BPp)

257 New Year's resolutions: Gird loins. Roll up sleeves. Hoist by bootstraps. Tighten belt. Whip it good.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:46 AM (GHIyr)

258 WTF? They are now SUSPENDING students in Maine if someone refuses to use transgender pronouns

"If a student misuses the pronoun, they are suspended?"

"Yeah. That would be harassment!"

DEFUND MAINE!

X video: https://bit.ly/3LfLhBN
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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Lawsuits over the matter have already been adjudicated in other states. Maine schools doing this are likely to be successfully sued to end the practice.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:46 AM (WDjG6)

259 >>Just stopped snowing. A light, little wet snow. All the trees are coated with snow and the light is perfect.

Nature is the best painter.



Sounds lovely!
There's this weird dark overcast, but oddly warm thing going on here.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 10:46 AM (NuV6c)

260 Today is a auspicious day for executing tyrants.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 10:46 AM (RIvkX)

261 No dog. Not art.

Posted by: No one at January 01, 2026 10:47 AM (qFwJc)

262
No Miners Allowed - a limerick

Their homesteading efforts were in vain.
Since repairing the windmill was in vane
This year's crops will not be sowed
'Cause they've found the Mother Lode
And now all of their efforts are 'in vein'

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 10:47 AM (/iMjX)

263 >>GOP fiscal hawks balk at $5.7B for refugees in 2026 HHS funding bill

… The amount is less than the $6.3 billion that HHS’s Administration of Children and Families, which runs various refugee and asylee support programs, received in fiscal years 2024 and 2025.

But it is still three times higher than funding levels prior to Joe Biden's presidency, leading U.S. Sens. Mike Lee, R-Utah, and Rand Paul, R-Ky., to vocally oppose the Labor-HHS funding bill.


https://tinyurl.com/2uakukf3

This is where you bound the table and ask what the hell are Republicans doing on the budget? $6 billion for refugee assistance?

Read the whole article. At this point it’s fiscal irresponsibility.

Do. Your. Jobs.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 01, 2026 10:47 AM (Viiux)

264 Nick Sortor @nicksortor

LMAO! The Somali Daycare who falsely claim someone broke in and stole their “student enrollment” documents are now showing off the where the “burglar” entered

Unfortunately for them though, the cuts in the Sheetrock seem to have been made on the INSIDE

Total clown show

X video: https://bit.ly/3MT8FFM

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:47 AM (P5BPp)

265 No dog. Not art.
Posted by: No one at January 01, 2026 10:47 AM (qFwJc)


It was implied.

A Boy and His Dog

Posted by: Kunshikitty at January 01, 2026 10:47 AM (KDPiq)

266 Historically, any alliance of church and state in a theocracy for a long period of time diminishes both of them. So as the state's regime becomes despised, so does the religion of that state because they are intertwined.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:44 AM (WDjG6)

The Holy Roman Empire lasted for a loooong time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (g8Ew8)

267 >>Seems unlikely Republicans kept their hands out of the cookie jar. I only wonder who and how much


Yup. You aren't a performatively angry yet do-nothing GOPe in DC without a reason. Start with MN's Emmer who co-founded with Keith Ellison the Somali Caucus.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (NuV6c)

268 Senate Majority Leader John Thune Faces FEC Complaint Over Alleged $1.1 Million Campaign Money Laundering Scheme

X: https://bit.ly/4q1XPvD
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Lady Lindsay Graham has about 11 million or so bucks involved in his campaign fund. The heartwarming thing is it appears that if campaigns are found to have accepted illegal funds, then that money is removed from their campaign accounts and if a deficit still exists, then the candidate is personally liable for the deficit.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (WDjG6)

269 Imagine being in Tehran right now and looking at what we've allowed to happen in this country.

Since the CIA was largely responsible for destabilizing Iran after WWII which led to the mullahs, maybe we should this one out. We have a pretty bad record of running the world. Not doing so good even running this place lately.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)

270 174. One of Evelyn Waugh's darkest satires is titled A Hand of Dust and includes that quote. The main character loses his son, his wife leaves him, and he ends up trapped in the Amazon jungle, condemned to read Charles Dickens for the rest of his life to a blind man.

For some reason, it's one of his most adapted works.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Thank you. That's really interesting.

Eliot wrote The Wasteland after World War I (1914–1. Perhaps Waugh took a sliver & used that to frame what he personally knew - his own disillusionment. (His life would stink whether in England or a jungle.) 🤷‍♀️

Now I'm going to look for Brideshead Revisited on streaming. (That I can understand.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (NFX2v)

271 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

HOLY SMOKES. Washington Democrat Sen. Lisa Wellman just pre-filed a bill PROTECTING Somali daycare fraud now that it's all being exposed.

This will hide swaths of information from being accessible to the public.

She is essentially admitting Democrats are IN ON THE FRAUD.

X: https://bit.ly/493nFti

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:49 AM (P5BPp)

272 The Holy Roman Empire lasted for a loooong time.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (g8Ew
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It was a secular empire, not a theocracy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 10:49 AM (qbLEp)

273 257 New Year's resolutions: Gird loins. Roll up sleeves. Hoist by bootstraps. Tighten belt. Whip it good.
Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:46 AM (GHIyr)
By ammo.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 10:50 AM (Slgjz)

274 She is essentially admitting Democrats are IN ON THE FRAUD.



Quick. Someone get my angry letter machine started up.

Posted by: GOP at January 01, 2026 10:50 AM (/CkK4)

275 A Boy and His Dog
Posted by: Kunshikitty at January 01, 2026 10:47 AM (KDPiq)
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Very apt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

276 Also, the HRE was pretty decentralized.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

277 Since the CIA was largely responsible for destabilizing Iran after WWII which led to the mullahs, maybe we should this one out. We have a pretty bad record of running the world. Not doing so good even running this place lately.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)

I think Britain and Russia occupied Iran after WW2. CIA got involved in the 50’s.

Posted by: Kunshikitty at January 01, 2026 10:52 AM (KDPiq)

278 The Holy Roman Empire lasted for a loooong time.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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Holy Roman emperors had varying degrees of power which diminished over time. Charlemagne was the most powerful and the office diminished after that. Power in Germany lay with the princes. Same in most other nations so the Pope did not rule except in the Vatican states in Italy. And in some cases, like the Avignon popes or the later Hapsburg dynasty in Spain and Austria, the kings/emperors controlled the papacy.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:52 AM (WDjG6)

279
Sustained heavy rain in San Diego County. I'm thinking flooding, maybe some soil movement.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 01, 2026 10:53 AM (azNOR)

280 "We have a pretty bad record of running the world. Not doing so good even running this place lately."

Concur.

Posted by: gp at January 01, 2026 10:53 AM (GHIyr)

281 Off karma blogger sock

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 10:53 AM (KDPiq)

282 The UK and USSR occupied Iran during WWII.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

283 The Holy Roman Empire lasted for a loooong time.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (g8Ew

I spent a little bit of time trying to figure out what it really was, and finally concluded that it was just the Family Business of the Hapsburgs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 10:54 AM (m7iZ5)

284 Since the CIA was largely responsible for destabilizing Iran after WWII which led to the mullahs, maybe we should this one out. We have a pretty bad record of running the world. Not doing so good even running this place lately.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I think probably the best thing the US can do is verbal acknowledgement of the movement as legitimate and prevent outside powers from interfering.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:54 AM (WDjG6)

285 The Holy Roman Empire lasted for a loooong time.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 10:48 AM (g8Ew
---------
It was a secular empire, not a theocracy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2026 10:49 AM (qbLEp)

Tell that to all those popes and the RNC that presided over it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 01, 2026 10:55 AM (g8Ew8)

286 >>I think Britain and Russia occupied Iran after WW2. CIA got involved in the 50’s.

Exactly. Right when the "coup" happened.

And we've been dealing with the fallout ever since.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 10:56 AM (viF8m)

287 I spent a little bit of time trying to figure out what it really was, and finally concluded that it was just the Family Business of the Hapsburgs.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The old saying of historians is that "the Holy Roman Empire was neither Roman nor particularly Holy".

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:56 AM (WDjG6)

288 Jeez Jack, 24° in Providence, how is your snow wet? That much ocean effect?

Posted by: From about That Time at January 01, 2026 10:56 AM (sl73Y)

289 I doubt Iran needs any sort of encouragement, CIA or otherwise to implode. It's going to be messy no matter what. And likely very violent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 10:57 AM (NwnyJ)

290 There were Protestant princes in the HRE, too.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

291 Meanwhile in Cologne, Germany

German Streamer Kunshikitty sets out with the intention of showing that Women can walk safely through the streets that are occupied by new foreign Men

Ends up being attacked twice live on stream

X video: https://bit.ly/48ZGjCg
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:42 AM (P5BPp)


One wonders if lessons were learned, if eyes were opened. One suspects not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 10:57 AM (ExV1e)

292 Who names their son Evelyn?
Posted by: Just got here


Well, you see, there's this island nation called Britain...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 10:58 AM (mlg/3)

293 =======
I think probably the best thing the US can do is verbal acknowledgement of the movement as legitimate and prevent outside powers from interfering.
Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:54 AM

Was just discussing that with a friend, Iran is really too big for outside powers to do much with - at a population of close to 100 million, it’s one of the most populous countries in the region. China could have no traction there, and Russia is occupied elsewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 10:59 AM (m7iZ5)

294 Tell that to all those popes and the RNC that presided over it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

If you read history about it, the Holy Roman Emperors were elected by 'electors' in various principalities in Northern Central Europe, not popes after Charlemagne and that is where we got our electoral college idea from.

Emperors clashed with popes about as much as they got along with them.

It simply was not a theocracy no matter how you slice it. Vatican states were but that was a relatively small slice of Italy for the most part (Borgia period excepted).

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 10:59 AM (WDjG6)

295 NOOD.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 01, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

296 >>Jeez Jack, 24° in Providence, how is your snow wet? That much ocean effect?

It's pretty amazing how different our weather pattern can be from yours. Sometimes storms roll through North Kingstown and then either move north or largely dissolve before they hit us.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 11:00 AM (viF8m)

297 WE HAZ A NOOD
FREE BE

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 11:01 AM (Ia/+0)

298 Was just discussing that with a friend, Iran is really too big for outside powers to do much with - at a population of close to 100 million, it’s one of the most populous countries in the region. China could have no traction there, and Russia is occupied elsewhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Interference probably would be more like importation of Hezbollah, Houthis, Iraqi Shia militias, etc. to act as enforcers in Iran on behalf of their sponsoring regime.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:01 AM (WDjG6)

299 I know I’m biased but imo it’s always the commies that create situations that make leaders we support look bad . They are the inventors of victimization propaganda .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 01, 2026 11:01 AM (KDPiq)

300 The Holy Roman Empire lasted for a loooong time.


*************

But it wasn't wholly Roman...

Posted by: muldoon at January 01, 2026 11:03 AM (/iMjX)

301 290 There were Protestant princes in the HRE, too.
Posted by: Bulg

Not until Luther. HRE as an institution dated back to Charlemagne and ran from 800-1806. Protestantism did not exist for about 600 years of that history.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2026 11:03 AM (WDjG6)

302 The Holy Roman Empire lasted for a loooong time.

Sure, if you don't count its three official collapses, several interregnums, the Investiture Controversy, the Reformation and the Thirty Years War. So, for certain values of "last."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2026 11:22 AM (zdLoL)

303 Best wishes to The Horde for a Safe and Persecution-Free New Year … or: "So let it be written; so let it be done". Now: Which movie is the quote from, who spoke it, and what character did he play? I'll wait over here in Da Con'dah, 'kay …

Posted by: Dr_No at January 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ayRl+)

304 This Swiss New Year's party fire is horrific. Preliminary count is 40 dead in a bar. Crans-Montana ski resort. Flare gun free zone.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 01, 2026 12:02 PM (GPa4z)

305 About that 'walking-thru-the-streets-safely' German vid (https://bit.ly/48ZGjCg): Stevie Wonder said it best in 'Superstition':

"When you believe in things / That you don't understand / You will suffer … "

— yeah you rite, Stevie …

Posted by: Dr_No at January 01, 2026 12:06 PM (ayRl+)

The Morning Report — 1/1/26

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Good morning kids. Happy new year everyone! Sadly we kick things off on a truly tragic note; many fatalities have been reported as a result of a fire at a Swiss ski lodge that broke out on New Year's eve. Given everything going on in the world today, while there is scant information about the cause, the Islamic angle is certainly top of mind. Yikes.

Well, it is indeed a new day and a new year but sadly much of the same old insanity as well as flashes of normalcy as we still have President Trump firmly in the Oval Office pushing the MAGA and America first agendas domestically and internationally.


As CBD and I discussed on the final episode of 2025 linked here as well as in the sidebar and available on the outlets listed at the bottom of the post, Donald Trump isn't necessarily a revolutionary as he is or positions himself a "reformer."


As was the case with this Amy Vermin Jackson hack-in-black who illegally blocked his Constitutional authority as Chief executive from running this CFPB politburo (itself a completely anti-Constitunal entity as we discussed yesterday). God bless the President he still has faith that an utterly corrupt institution and those who belong to it that are at the heart of the corruption will act honorably and play by the rules and not act as partisan anti-American internal enemies of the people in advancing their goal to take him down and take America down. That has always been his Achilles heel. He cannot or will not distinguish mere rivals from mortal enemies in the figurative and literal sense.

In 2025 there were two assassination attempts on the President and a possible third that was linked to the regime in Tehran. On top of that of course was the assassination of Charlie Kirk, a leading light and voice of American political and societal revival who more than anyone in recent memory was able to reach and steer the youth of this nation away from the siren song of Leftism. For that direct threat to the multi-generational assault on this nation and society by those who continue to seek our destruction and/or subjugation, Kirk had to be taken down. Regardless, TPUSA and its mission continue. How many young people has the late Charlie Kirk inspired or otherwise enlightened and set on the straight and narrow, as President Trump is fond of saying, we'll just have to wait and see.

Of course the fallout over the Somali immigrant sacking and looting of the Minnesota and quite likely state treasuries of Ohio and quite a few other blue and sadly red states as well will be the top story as we head into 2026. While the Leftist controlled propaganda machine will do all it can to embargo and bury the truth or otherwise completely distort it as a Trump Hitlerite white supremacist assault on the African Somali immigrant community whose presence on our soil is a blessing and gift from Heaven instead of at least two of the 10 plagues of Passover/Exodus fame.

Were it not for the intrepid and wonderful reportage of one Nick Shirley, who at the tender age of 23 to me for this alone is the grand old man of real journalism. For doing what he did, he now likely has a gigantic target on his head

YouTuber Nick Shirley said on “PBD Podcast” on Wednesday that people have been telling him he will be assassinated like Turning Point USA (TPUSA) founder Charlie Kirk after his viral video on alleged Somali fraud.

Shirley’s Friday video showed him finding that multiple supposed Minnesota Somali-run daycare centers, including one that reportedly obtained $4 million in taxpayer funds, lacked children. On the podcast, Shirley detailed threats he has received, along with how his family has been affected. (RELATED: Corporate Media Outlets Turn Blind Eye To Somali Fraud Scandal)

Considering the players involved, no not just the low-level hoods but the top echelons of the Minnesota and quite likely national Democrat Party as well as Al Shabab ISIS and other terrorist organizations operating in Somalia and elsewhere, do you really think they're going to let someone get away with putting them out of business? Minnesota is likely the tip of the iceberg as it probably goes way beyond Minnesota and the Somali community but other immigrant groups and native -born fraudsters.

Already, the usual suspects are preemptively justifying and calling for the assassination of anyone who dares even come near them.

The top legal reporter for Politico.com apparently suggested Tuesday a person can be legally shot for asking questions at the doorsteps of businesses.


Just look to the hell that Project Veritas' James O'Keefe (whose name I just couldn't remember for the life of me when we spoke of this on the podcast) has been put through over the years for his incredible exposés of Leftist graft.

And lest we forget the decade of hell the evil fellatrix Kamala Harris as Attorney General of California put David Daleidin and Sandra Merrit through for their explosive exposé of Planned Parenthood's dismembering and selling of of infant body parts.

Here's hoping and praying that 2026 sees legions of Charlie Kirks and Nick Shirleys coming forward. Again, as we bemoaned on the podcast President Trump can't be expected to drain the swamp, the size and depth of every ocean on the planet, all by himself. And here's hoping that the prognostications about our youth drifting and even rushing headlong to embrace socialism are somehow off base and missing something that would indicate otherwise. I have the greatest respect and admiration for our dear friend Jim Lakely at heartland.org but every time we talk to him about his polling, vis a vis the aforementioned I want to slit my wrists.

Other than that, could the Mullahs in Iran at long last finally be on the ropes and perhaps dangling a la the Ceaucescus from ropes on a Tehran lamp post. We've seen this picture before and sadly the protests fizzled and more accurately were brutally crushed by the IRGC. And lest we forget back in 2009 Barack Obama refused to support the Persian people and threw his full throated support behind the Mullahs with pallets of cash to help the build their nukes and export Islamic terrorism around the globe.

But this time is different because the Iranian currency the RIAL is cratering, their water supply is in tatters along with their oil refineries, the people are sicker than ever with the mullahs and their thugs, and Donald J. Trump is in office and no doubt will try and unseat the Mullahocracy if at all possible via sanctions and perhaps other means.


If Iran can be liberated after more than 45 years of ISlamo tyranny, what a blessing for their people and indeed for the world as a whole since they are the #1 with a bullet biggest state sponsor of global terrorism.

Have a great day And here's wishing all of you a very happy healthy and prosperous 2026.

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1 Good morning good people. Happy new year!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 07:10 AM (cYBz/)

2

Happy New Year all!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 07:11 AM (x0n13)

3 Oh, and Happy Birthday J.J.

How could have I forgotten?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 07:14 AM (cYBz/)

4 Happy New Year

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 07:15 AM (gbOdA)

5 Happy New Year JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:15 AM (Ia/+0)

6 Reading this morning somewhere, the thought that even if somehow the Mullahs in Iran fall, Islam has no universal leader so.some where else will pick up their fight with the west.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:22 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 07:23 AM (NwnyJ)

8 .
Happy New Year. It's happy this year is new ... burp.
.
- N. Pelosi

Posted by: Marooned at January 01, 2026 07:26 AM (kt8QE)

9 Happy poo year!

*makes unplanned fudge delivery in pants*

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at January 01, 2026 07:26 AM (J1d9K)

10 6 Reading this morning somewhere, the thought that even if somehow the Mullahs in Iran fall, Islam has no universal leader so.some where else will pick up their fight with the west.
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:22 AM (Ia/+0)


Turk Turdogan has always fancied himself the #1 Muslim and is a rival of Iran in that regard

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

11 Too late for the Tech Thread.

G'morning J.J. and the Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 01, 2026 07:31 AM (O7YUW)

12
And in his inaugural address to New York City, Mandami pledges... universal child care!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 07:32 AM (tgvbd)

13 The book Mamdani swore his offive on tells him to deceive and subjugate the City of New York

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:34 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Once again the Neanderthals get good press. Are they spreading $$$ around like Qatar? Only JJ knows the answer. Meanwhile my forbears get no coverage or accolades. Maybe they don't deserve much credit as they mostly just wandered about. Still, it would be nice to recognize my tribe.

Posted by: The Meanderthals at January 01, 2026 07:35 AM (oftw2)

15 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Happy New Year

Posted by: Inogame at January 01, 2026 07:36 AM (fLcJT)

16 I give Trump one more year- 2026- to affect serious change.

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 07:41 AM (ZxPkt)

17 This is my favorite Learing Center. I come here every weekday morning.

Posted by: Leetle Achmed at January 01, 2026 07:44 AM (oftw2)

18 [holds head high, which hurts a little]
[stands up tall, violating nature]
YES.
I am...a CAVEMAN!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2026 07:45 AM (zdLoL)

19 Happy New Year, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 07:47 AM (7xrfc)

20 Good morning horde! Happy New Year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)

21 Good morning and Happy New Year's Day, everyone.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 01, 2026 07:48 AM (kpS4V)

22
Happy New Year!

2025 was good, here's hoping 26 is awesomer.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 07:48 AM (pCWOd)

23 Good morning and happy New Year and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

24 Willowed: So, at this point in the cycle, earth is getting more circular and less tilted.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026


***
Does this mean that in enough time, the Earth's tilt will decrease to the point there are no seasons?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 07:49 AM (wzUl9)

25 18 [holds head high, which hurts a little]
[stands up tall, violating nature]
YES.
I am...a CAVEMAN!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2026 07:45 AM (zdLoL)


Remember the movie with Ringo and John Matuszak?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13)

26 Quite fitting that Mamdani took the oath on a filthy text while standing in the Underworld. A parable, an allegory, a proverb rolled into one.

Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at January 01, 2026 07:49 AM (oftw2)

27 Remember the movie with Ringo and John Matuszak?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Didn't Ringo meet his wife during that movie?

Posted by: It Don't Come Easy at January 01, 2026 07:51 AM (oftw2)

28 Watched a video last night on CNN's YouTube feed. They interviewed Nick Shirley and naturally it was a hit piece. I hope he has armed security soon.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 07:51 AM (7xrfc)

29 Chase Strangio is a girl playing a gay dude.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

30 26 Quite fitting that Mamdani took the oath on a filthy text while standing in the Underworld. A parable, an allegory, a proverb rolled into one.
Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at January 01, 2026 07:49 AM (oftw2)



The disused City hall station is actually quite an amazing space minus Momzerdani.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 07:52 AM (x0n13)

31 A new coating of winter Hell here. But have to go to a family get together this afternoon, it's my dad's 89 birthday today

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:52 AM (Ia/+0)

32 Didn't Ringo meet his wife during that movie?
Posted by: It Don't Come Easy at January 01, 2026 07:51 AM (oftw2)

The Spy Who Loved Me

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 07:53 AM (gbOdA)

33 Does this mean that in enough time, the Earth's tilt will decrease to the point there are no seasons?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yes, but the painted ponies will still go up and down.

Posted by: Carousel of Time at January 01, 2026 07:53 AM (oftw2)

34 Christian Toto:Indie content creators rush in, satirize Minnesota's massive child care debacle

@J.J.: *guffaw* Thanks, the links to the memes on X in that were fantastic. Made my morning.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 01, 2026 07:55 AM (O7YUW)

35 May your days of accidentally writing 25 before scratching it out to write 26 are few. Happy New Year's, Horde!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

36 a fire at a Swiss ski lodge

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Deep Purple?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

37 Reading this morning somewhere, the thought that even if somehow the Mullahs in Iran fall, Islam has no universal leader so.some where else will pick up their fight with the west.
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:22 AM (Ia/+0)
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Yeah, that's my thinking as well.

Probably the best we can hope for is that after the mullahs fall Iranian factions will be so busy fighting each other they won't have the resources for exporting terrorism too far outside their borders and can't restart their nuke programs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 07:56 AM (ESVrU)

38
41 degrees in south Fla this morning and it's being called a weather emergency.

Back in Michigan it's called a typical summer sunrise.

Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2026 07:56 AM (pCWOd)

39 Donald Trump isn't necessarily a revolutionary as he is or positions himself a "reformer."

Donald Trump is the Great Unmasker and whether the future holds reform, revolution, or destruction, that was needed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

40 36 a fire at a Swiss ski lodge

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Deep Purple?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)


They ended up at the Grand Hotel. Very cold and bare IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 07:57 AM (x0n13)

41 39 Donald Trump isn't necessarily a revolutionary as he is or positions himself a "reformer."

Donald Trump is the Great Unmasker and whether the future holds reform, revolution, or destruction, that was needed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)


Well put, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:00 AM (x0n13)

42 Gary Danielson called his last game yesterday, thank God. Worst announcer in the history of sports.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 01, 2026 08:01 AM (XvL8K)

43 >41 degrees in south Fla this morning and it's being called a weather emergency.
----

in west metro Denver, the current temp is 55F
I am not making this up

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 08:01 AM (ZxPkt)

44 Skybrows drops some new AI beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eF5540jGiE

So creamy

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD)

45 This New Year's Eve news blurb...

The Lexington police department would like us to remind residents that the city ordinance for New Year’s celebratory gunfire is one mag full. Anything more than that and we will use our new flock powered drone squad to handle things.

🤔

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 08:02 AM (NwnyJ)

46 mornin yall. For a low low one time fee, I will vouch for eight Morons.

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 08:02 AM (vFG9F)

47 37 Reading this morning somewhere, the thought that even if somehow the Mullahs in Iran fall, Islam has no universal leader so.some where else will pick up their fight with the west.
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:22 AM (Ia/+0)
---
Yeah, that's my thinking as well.

Probably the best we can hope for is that after the mullahs fall Iranian factions will be so busy fighting each other they won't have the resources for exporting terrorism too far outside their borders and can't restart their nuke programs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 07:56 AM (ESVrU)


As we yammered on the podcast, Iran will likely be another kleptocracy but I think the people have had enough of Islam. that said, the IRGC has all the guns so my gut tells me they will not give up so easily. Power and access to money plus avoiding nooses are powerful motivators.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:02 AM (x0n13)

48 Somali Daycare Manager Wears $2,400 Designer Glasses at Press Conference After "Break-In" Theft of Documents.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

49 The only path I think possible in Iran is for the military to decide that they’re better off without the Mullah’s and to take control.
But then who will be running the military, that’s the question.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:03 AM (m7iZ5)

50 The ten media hoaxes article is a good, brief, roundup of the crap we have to face everyday. May 2026 bring the demise of the mullahs AND the creeps in lamestream media.

Posted by: Both Are Unbridled Evil at January 01, 2026 08:04 AM (oftw2)

51 I am the only one that sees someone hold up a sign at a Press Conference and sees the word Retard?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:04 AM (gbOdA)

52 Happy New Year, friends!

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2026 08:04 AM (p4NUW)

53 Those bandits sure are going to make a lot of money selling kiddie's school records on the black market. Talk about tapping into a gold mine! Who needs to steel copper or rob a bank anymore. Raiding daycares for their paperwork, and only their paperwork, is where the big money is at.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

54 36 a fire at a Swiss ski lodge

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Deep Purple?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Wasn't me this time!

Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun! at January 01, 2026 08:05 AM (oftw2)

55


Gold and cash = worthless

Permanent Record Cards = PRICELESS


must contact Zombie Rod Serling with Twilight Zone story idea...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:06 AM (x0n13)

56
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2026 08:06 AM (tljrc)

57 54 36 a fire at a Swiss ski lodge

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Deep Purple?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Wasn't me this time!
Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun! at January 01, 2026 08:05 AM (oftw2)


Claude Nobs hardest hit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)

58 Permanent Record Cards = PRICELESS

Bueller?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2026 08:07 AM (2GVsD)

59 It’s always dangerous to screw with peoples rice bowls, hopefully Nick has a good security team.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)

60 Wow, I woke up feeling great until I saw the picture above. Lighten up, it's New Years Day. Just think, we have Trump as Prez for 3 more years!

https://tinyurl.com/bddwk785

https://tinyurl.com/3snns26b long video but I wish I had this place when I was a kid

Posted by: Joe at January 01, 2026 08:08 AM (rzwGB)

61 I think the Somali daycare with the phone number to the Governor's office is just a very brazen middle finger to all the normies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2026 08:09 AM (2GVsD)

62 Yet another tax on the wealthy will drive more job creators and economy movers from the state.

Too late. As I understand it, if passed in November, the tax will be retroactive to today. If the billionaires haven't left, they're going to get his with the tax - which will affect all of us if they try to pay it since they'd have to sell assets, and incur capital gains upon which they'll be taxed, to get the money to pay the tax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

63 Socialist Zohran Mamdani Sworn In as NYC Mayor on shoreline near giant green half submerged statue head from unknown civilization.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:09 AM (gbOdA)

64 Happy New Year's, Horde and JJ.

Posted by: CapeFear at January 01, 2026 08:09 AM (YajMy)

65 Socialist Zohran Mamdani Sworn In as NYC Mayor on shoreline near giant green half submerged statue head from unknown civilization.

so Space Balls

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2026 08:10 AM (2GVsD)

66 I am the only one that sees someone hold up a sign at a Press Conference and sees the word Retard?
Posted by: r hennigantx
________

There's a movie idea in that. A conservative version of They Live.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 01, 2026 08:11 AM (XvL8K)

67 "San Francisco Establishes Creation of Fund for $5 Million in Reparations for Each ‘Eligible’ Black Resident — with No Money to Fund It"

The left has lost their freaking minds.
There will suddenly be a huge influx of blacks moving to San Francisco.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 08:11 AM (NpAcC)

68 The Learing Center burglars stole all the absence notes concerning Little Juan.

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at January 01, 2026 08:12 AM (oftw2)

69 The left has lost their freaking minds.
There will suddenly be a huge influx of blacks moving to San Francisco.

--

As if Haight-Ashbury didn't already look bad enough.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

70 There has to be a back story as to why Mamdani or his team chose a subway station for his swearing in.

Security?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 08:14 AM (NwnyJ)

71 Happy New Year, Horde!

Let us dedicate 2026 to following God's will.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2026 08:14 AM (tcsrY)

72 Reading this morning somewhere, the thought that even if somehow the Mullahs in Iran fall, Islam has no universal leader so.some where else will pick up their fight with the west.
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 07:22 AM (Ia/+0)


Mamdani will become the leader of global Islam. Hundreds of crackheads and whores will parade down Broadway with trans headbands with the Arabic writing on it shouting slogans like "Bring Us Your Children", "BJs Are $20, Same As Under The Bridge".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

73 Today is National Bloody Mary Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

74 67 "San Francisco Establishes Creation of Fund for $5 Million in Reparations for Each ‘Eligible’ Black Resident — with No Money to Fund It"

The left has lost their freaking minds.
There will suddenly be a huge influx of blacks moving to San Francisco.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 08:11 AM (NpAcC)


Well, smear my face with dog shit and call me Tawana! Where's my reparations bitch?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:15 AM (x0n13)

75 Happy New Year!

Does the daycare fraud story count as white collar crime or is this just run-of-the-mill government corruption? embrace the healing power of "and?"

Posted by: Corona_exile_back_in_exile at January 01, 2026 08:16 AM (UE0CA)

76 California never had slavery of black folk. Some Indian tribes enslaved those they conquered, but it was never a part of US government.

Posted by: Where MY Check? at January 01, 2026 08:16 AM (oftw2)

77 I give Trump one more year- 2026- to affect serious change.
Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 07:41 AM (ZxPkt)


Which is the entire reason for the judicial misbehavior. To run out the clock.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

78 71 Happy New Year, Horde!

Let us dedicate 2026 to following God's will.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2026 08:14 AM (tcsrY)


ANd to you too! But if God wills it, then we have no choice but to follow it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:17 AM (x0n13)

79 I hope Piper benefits from us fatties who've gained 10 lbs. since Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Fatty Boombilatti at January 01, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2)

80 The WH needs to suspend any further Leavitt press briefings until the media reports the Somali story. That we would continue to indulge the fallacy and fantasy that we have a professional journalist industry worthy of our time, respect ad interlocution is simply no longer tolerable.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 08:18 AM (b4LBp)

81 This is stupid because there are no black people in San Francisco.

OK, maybe a few. But just a few.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

82 and now in 2026 the bullshit will start up again in Virginia.
January 17 ASSberger takes office...

Posted by: qmark at January 01, 2026 08:18 AM (R91/8)

83 73 Today is National Bloody Mary Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC)



She is always chewing Beetle nuts and she don't use Pep-So- Dent... Now ain't that too damn bad!

--Ray Walston in coconut bra and grass skirt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:19 AM (x0n13)

84 Well, smear my face with dog shit and call me Tawana! Where's my reparations bitch?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Nobody manipsmates me!

Posted by: Ms. Brawley at January 01, 2026 08:19 AM (oftw2)

85 Happy New Year everyone!

Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 08:19 AM (Cjt/F)

86 Happy New Years and God Bless you, JJ!

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 01, 2026 08:19 AM (EES2L)

87 Happy New Year, horde!

Posted by: dantesed at January 01, 2026 08:20 AM (Oy/m2)

88 Mornin’, All. Happy New Year!

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

89 >"San Francisco Establishes Creation of Fund for $5 Million in Reparations for Each ‘Eligible’ Black Resident — with No Money to Fund It"
-----

curious as to how they will determine who is eligible
also- this scheme will not end the racism industry

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 08:20 AM (ZxPkt)

90 The Wealth Tax debacle in California is shaping up to be hugely amusing for our side, and hugely destructive for the left.
The idea is to grab a piece of all of the wealth of 200 billionaires in the state, to salvage the states collapsing budget situation. It appears to be widely popular, even though it is probably unconstitutional.(getting money for nothing always is)
BUT - these billionaires have also been the backbone for financing the Dems both in state and nationally, and they are pissed. They may not only leave the state, but also the left entirely.

They’re finally beginning to realize why it was a mistake to let the crazies take over the party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:21 AM (m7iZ5)

91 "I understand, fraud is bad..."

(Pauses) internal monologue: are you kidding me, fraud is awesome! We're so rich now, who wrote this shit??

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 01, 2026 08:21 AM (EES2L)

92 "The legacy of 9/11 ought to be recounted primarily through the stories of Muslims"

Remember how we were told how brave the hijackers were?

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

93 Slavery reparation money for people who were never slaves, paid for by people who were never slave owners, in a state where slavery was never an institution.

Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2026 08:25 AM (Q+gd/)

94 Something perversely poetic about Minnesota, the seat of the legal-immigrant Nordic ethos of clear-thinking efficiency and practicality becoming ground zero for the scam of the century engineered by the lowest-IQ degenerates on planet earth.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 08:25 AM (b4LBp)

95 Richards X Feed:

@BulwarkOnline

@mcuban
could snap his fingers and have a new health care system in America, what would it look like? (Link is to some brony dating site)

@TheRabbitHole
The rich actually already pay more than their fair share of taxes.

@mcsquared34
The American mind can’t comprehend why US based billionaires, corporations and the stock market are all richer than their European counterparts, but somehow mysteriously European workers have a better quality of life, better healthcare, higher pay and a lower retirement age.

@SenAmyKlobuchar
At midnight tonight, the health care tax credits expire
(telling me today about a lawed passed by Biden in 2022)

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA)

96 curious as to how they will determine who is eligible
also- this scheme will not end the racism industry
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 08:20 AM (ZxPkt)

I think it’s obvious - they’re going to determine that everyone is eligible, and then say “oh we’re sorry we forgot to fund this, actually we have no way to fund any of this, but we hope our empty promises make you feel empowered.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:26 AM (m7iZ5)

97 93 Slavery reparation money for people who were never slaves, paid for by people who were never slave owners, in a state where slavery was never an institution.
Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2026 08:25 AM (Q+gd/)

With a Hot Check!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA)

98 90 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:21 AM (m7iZ5)


I assume these billionaires have very well paid and knowledgeable advisers who will start moving assets outside of Sacramento's claws

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:26 AM (x0n13)

99 Say you are 20 years old and will live to 80. That's where we are with PDT's second term. If you put the two terms together though, we are more than halfway thru.

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 08:26 AM (vFG9F)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:27 AM (gbOdA)

101 Gender activists must now hide within progressive political campaigns to advance their revolutionary goals

So back in the closet and stop bothering people? I can support that.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 08:27 AM (7xrfc)

102 @61

>> is just a very brazen middle finger to all the normies.

Well, if elections are real, then the voters are fully behind this fraud. It also illustrates how impotent the Minnesota GOP is, they can’t seem to make hay out of this so massive and wanton corruption.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2026 08:27 AM (XV/Pl)

103 Happy New Year, JJ!

Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2026 08:28 AM (QMAsf)

104 "It also illustrates how impotent the Minnesota GOP is, they can’t seem to make hay out of this so massive and wanton corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"

They take their lead from the RNC. How many of them on in on the scam too?

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 08:30 AM (vFG9F)

105 Midwest Chick did not fail us. Here are the Thursday Memes...

https://tinyurl.com/4c6emsmw

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

106 “Well, if elections are real“

Did you see all the articles about voter sponsoring in Minnesota that were out yesterday? Elections in Minnesota are *not* real, they have not been real for a long time now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:31 AM (m7iZ5)

107 "Quality Learing Centers is this nation's backbone!"

Posted by: Cam Brady at January 01, 2026 08:31 AM (EES2L)

108 104 "It also illustrates how impotent the Minnesota GOP is, they can’t seem to make hay out of this so massive and wanton corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"

They take their lead from the RNC. How many of them on in on the scam too?
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 08:30 AM (vFG9F)


See my MR editorial from a day or so ago where I lit into the useless Tom Emmer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:31 AM (x0n13)

109 107 "Quality Learing Centers is this nation's backbone!"
Posted by: Cam Brady at January 01, 2026 08:31 AM (EES2L)

Where NORMAN coordinates?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:32 AM (x0n13)

110 California's slave repatriations scheme is a little late to the state run fraud game.

Only state politicos would be eligible for the monies. If CA actually had any.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 08:32 AM (NwnyJ)

111 FOOD! Happy New Year!

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ)

112 Nick Shirley was on the All In podcast yesterday. Good interview, but the second half, after Nick, where they talked about the financial world's coming reaction to the corruption was something else.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 08:33 AM (0U5gm)

113
Happy New Year!!!

🎆

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 08:35 AM (iJfKG)

114 Did anybody watch CNN to see if Kathy Griffin offered to suck some homosexual cock on live television? That’s top notch programming right there.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 01, 2026 08:35 AM (nljXp)

115 Watching a report from 2015 about Somali daycare centers that is no different from what Nick Shirley is reporting. This is nothing new and certainly nothing that was just somehow "under the radar." This is racketeering and nothing else. Go to YouTube and search for Fox9 Minneapolis and these reports go back well over a decade.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 01, 2026 08:36 AM (4b7CV)

116 Let's start looking into quality living facilities:

https://tinyurl.com/yvapx35b

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 08:36 AM (ZocB7)

117 >>There has to be a back story as to why Mamdani or his team chose a subway station for his swearing in.

Because it was a Quality Swearning In...

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 08:36 AM (BGfwC)

118 but the second half, after Nick, where they talked about the financial world's coming reaction to the corruption was something else.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 08:33 AM (0U5gm)

How so?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 08:37 AM (b4LBp)

119 I assume these billionaires have very well paid and knowledgeable advisers who will start moving assets outside of Sacramento's claws
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:26 AM (x0n13)

Of course - but this will involve moving massive business assets, and their employees, to more business friendly states.
This is one of the reasons why I wrote in our predictions thread yesterday that I see an unusually bifurcated economy coming in 2026 - the business friendly center and south doing extremely well, while California and a few others sink into a near Depression as businesses flee and jobs vanish.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:37 AM (m7iZ5)

120 The hypocrisy of the filthy mohammedan who accosted Shirley to speak against "freedom of religion" when they don't believe it themselves.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 01, 2026 08:39 AM (edbiH)

121 "Archeologists find what they think is evidence of fire-making by early Neanderthals"

We found a Zippo with "Trog" engraved on it!

Posted by: A expert at January 01, 2026 08:40 AM (vFG9F)

122 YouTuber Nick Shirley said on “PBD Podcast” on Wednesday that people have been telling him he will be assassinated like Turning Point USA (TPUSA) founder Charlie Kirk after his viral video on alleged Somali fraud.

Not that I expect anything out of the current composition of the DOJ, but considering the MN state senator and representative (former SotH) who was gunned down after voting against the Somalian fraud, if Nick were to be Kirk'd wouldn't that be the basis of declaring the Minnisomalia Criminal Enterprise a terrorist organization?

Why do they get to kill us freely while their judges are causing billions in damages and transforming the former US into a low trust society and yet walk freely?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 08:40 AM (a4flb)

123 I wonder if our Founders ever anticipated a threat as redoubtably perverse, morally inverted, socially corrosive and cruel as Leftism.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 08:40 AM (b4LBp)

124 but the second half, after Nick, where they talked about the financial world's coming reaction to the corruption was something else.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 08:33 AM (0U5gm)

How so?

Posted by: Ordinary American


All four (tech billionaires) agreed that this is a huge problem, primarily caused by democrats, that they are using fraud as a modern form of patronage, and that if multiple people don't go to jail, the rest of the world will not buy treasuries any more, and the country is finished. They also expect one or more of California, New York, or Illinois to be defaulting on their debt in the near future, which will have dire consequences for the municipal debt market.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 08:41 AM (0U5gm)

125 >>May your days of accidentally writing 25 before scratching it out to write 26 are few. Happy New Year's, Horde!!

There's a sniglet for that: Checkuary, the period when you're still writing the last year on your checks.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 01, 2026 08:43 AM (NcvvS)

126 > Why do they get to kill us freely while their judges are causing billions in damages and transforming the former US into a low trust society and yet walk freely?
------------
So, I don't want to come across as overly belligerent, but I truly hope 2026 is the year we start shooting back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 08:43 AM (NwnyJ)

127 Trump Spent 2025 Making Trans Lives Unlivable. It’s Time for Democrats to Defend Them. Elected Democrats haven’t done nearly enough to oppose attacks on gender-affirming care. They risk being on the wrong side of history.

It's rich to hear the media tell Democrats they're not doing enough about those issues after lecturing Democrats lost the election because they focused too much on "woke" issues like transgender rights more than the economy.

If anyone is on the wrong side of history, it's the fucking media for continuing to pull this kind of crap on one party while running interference and sanewashing the other one.

As a trans individual, Biden made things better in small but meaningful ways. Being able to put an x on my passport is miniscule in the grand scheme of things, but holy shit it mattered. I feel remorse for the suicides Trump will cause. 20 years ago, 10 years ago, this wasn't the political topic it is now.

American Redditors genuinely are some of the most naive people in the American populace. If you think nationally platforming gender affirming care is going to win you elections in the Midwest, you are out of your fucking mind.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 01, 2026 08:44 AM (ycI94)

128 " I wonder if our Founders ever anticipated a threat as redoubtably perverse, morally inverted, socially corrosive and cruel as Leftism.
Posted by: Ordinary American"

If they had, would the Constitution be any different? And if it was, it would still be ignored.

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 08:45 AM (vFG9F)

129 123 I wonder if our Founders ever anticipated a threat as redoubtably perverse, morally inverted, socially corrosive and cruel as Leftism.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 08:40 AM (b4LBp)


The Founders were blessed with a population that in the main thought and acted 99.999% exactly as they did. Moral and Christian.

250 years later and after 80-100 years of evil cancerous cultural rot, look where we are.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 08:45 AM (x0n13)

130 All of this massive fraud is backed up by debt. Nothing else. Our Congress has been writing checks that your grand kids will be have to pay.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 01, 2026 08:45 AM (4b7CV)

131 the business friendly center and south doing extremely well, while California and a few others sink into a near Depression as businesses flee and jobs vanish.

This ought to really distort the real-estate market. I already am overwhelmed by how much the D/FW area has expanded in the past few years.

It seems the largest growth is in multi-family housing where a thousand units will suddenly be where shortly before was a fallow cotton field.

I left Austin in part to the infrastructure not keeping up with the growth. A year or two later I get calls from friends and former co-workers asking how things are out in my neck of the woods since quality of life there has greatly diminished.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 08:46 AM (a4flb)

132 @mcsquared34
The American mind can’t comprehend why US based billionaires, corporations and the stock market are all richer than their European counterparts, but somehow mysteriously European workers have a better quality of life, better healthcare, higher pay and a lower retirement age.


- Better quality of life - for certain values of 'better'.
- Better healthcare - for certain values of less transparently expensive.
- Higher pay - pretty sure that isn't true.
- Lower retirement age - good thing the muzzies are there to work super hard for your early retirement.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

133 117 >>There has to be a back story as to why Mamdani or his team chose a subway station for his swearing in.

Because it was a Quality Swearning In...
Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 08:36 AM (BGfwC)

Abandoned Station

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

134
Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem rocking to “ICE ICE Baby” at Mar-a-Lago.

https://tinyurl.com/mv5u6868

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

135 I feel remorse for the suicides Trump will cause. 20 years ago, 10 years ago, this wasn't the political topic it is now.

Encouraging mental illness is not a healthy idea. But this person is posting on reddit so they won't get it.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 08:47 AM (7xrfc)

136 Christian Toto:Indie content creators rush in, satirize Minnesota's massive child care debacle
-

Let me add a meme to the collection. Willowed from the ONT:

https://tinyurl.com/28jtf54a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 08:47 AM (ZocB7)

137 @SenAmyKlobuchar
At midnight tonight, the health care tax credits expire
(telling me today about a lawed passed by Biden in 2022)


Did Congress place an expiration date on the tax credits when they passed the law in 2022? Cuz that sounds like a you thing, Amy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)

138 All of this massive fraud is backed up by debt. Nothing else. Our Congress has been writing checks that your grand kids will be have to pay.

Debt, yes. Inflation too. Your foods bills doubled because you are being "taxed" in the price of everything.

Fortunately the mood of the country has moved from just a weak "deport but don't make a scene about it" to "DEPORT EVERYONE NOW BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY".

About the only good thing this worthless Congress has done other than lock in the tax cuts, is extend ICE.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 08:49 AM (a4flb)

139 117 >>There has to be a back story as to why Mamdani or his team chose a subway station for his swearing in.

Because it was a Quality Swearning In...
Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2026 08:36 AM (BGfwC)

Abandoned Station

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)
-

Closer to hell.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ZocB7)

140 > All of this massive fraud is backed up by debt. Nothing else. Our Congress has been writing checks that your grand kids will be have to pay.
------------
It's been a decades long transfer of wealth from the public to the politicians and their minions. The biggest theft in history. Ever.

All of the debt and probably all of the spending the government has accumulated is fraud.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 08:50 AM (NwnyJ)

141 It was mentioned here yesterday that Chevron has agreed to pay a $1Billion dollar fine to California just to be able to peacefully shut down their refinery early and just leave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:50 AM (m7iZ5)

142 Not that I expect anything out of the current composition of the DOJ, but considering the MN state senator and representative (former SotH) who was gunned down after voting against the Somalian fraud, if Nick were to be Kirk'd wouldn't that be the basis of declaring the Minnisomalia Criminal Enterprise a terrorist organization?

I'd think that finding proof that they'd been funding terrorists in Africa would be the basis of declaring the Minnisomalia Criminal Enterprise a terrorist organization.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

143
This young lady has her head on straight.

And is 100% Correct:

https://x.com/timurkuran/status/20064117946092

38186


This older woman is correct as well:

https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/31/bounce/


Let all have a successful and Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 08:52 AM (iJfKG)

144 Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem rocking to “ICE ICE Baby” at Mar-a-Lago.

https://tinyurl.com/mv5u6868
Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

Well, Kristi was rocking. Stephen Miller looks like he's never let loose in his life. Hahaha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2026 08:52 AM (h7ZuX)

145 It was mentioned here yesterday that Chevron has agreed to pay a $1Billion dollar fine to California just to be able to peacefully shut down their refinery early and just leave.

Posted by: Tom Servo


That was me. Sorry, it is Valero not Chevron, but the rest of the story is fact.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 08:52 AM (0U5gm)

146 141 It was mentioned here yesterday that Chevron has agreed to pay a $1Billion dollar fine to California just to be able to peacefully shut down their refinery early and just leave.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 01, 2026 08:54 AM (ycI94)

147 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 01, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

148 It was mentioned here yesterday that Chevron has agreed to pay a $1Billion dollar fine to California just to be able to peacefully shut down their refinery early and just leave.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:50 AM (m7iZ5)

Look, these refineries you have are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.

Posted by: Gov. Gavin Carmine DePasto Newsom at January 01, 2026 08:56 AM (R/m4+)

149
Watching YouTube with NY fireworks around the world:

Australia's are just the best.

Hong Kong's great too.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 08:56 AM (iJfKG)

150 Groot gave spelling 'unconstitutional' a good try. Bless her heart.

https://tinyurl.com/55bu9b34

Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2026 08:56 AM (Y1sOo)

151 Which of the CA state politicos are getting a cut of the $1B fine Valero's coughing up to bug out of the state?

All of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 08:57 AM (NwnyJ)

152 "Archeologists have found a Neanderthal campsite from 400,000 years ago that shows strong evidence of the ability to make fire. Previously, the earliest known evidence of the ability to make fire had been dated from 50,000 years ago, and was done by homo sapiens, not Neanderthals."

Black Neanderthals, right?

Happy New Year, Everyone!

Be thankful every US 250th Anniversary event run by the US Government will not officially begin with a stolen land acknowledgement. As would have happened under in a Falling Out of a Coconut Tree Administration.

Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2026 08:57 AM (5rh/l)

153 Ah yes, "the racists ate my business records", an update of the classic "the dog ate my homework" ploy.

Originality: 0/10
Plausibility: 0/10
Risibility: 10/10

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 08:57 AM (IG3/x)

154 Good morning, all! This is the first day of the year, try to not screw it up.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 08:58 AM (Slgjz)

155 It was mentioned here yesterday that Chevron has agreed to pay a $1Billion dollar fine to California just to be able to peacefully shut down their refinery early and just leave.

I guess it would have been too suspicious if the refinery was suddenly struck by Jewish lightning resulting in a massive conflagration.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 08:58 AM (a4flb)

156 Well, Kristi was rocking. Stephen Miller looks like he's never let loose in his life. Hahaha!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2026 08:52 AM (h7ZuX)
*******
His mind was rocking.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

157 Just saw on X that 5 large cargo planes, IL- 76’s, have flown from Russia to Tehran in the last 48 hours. Are they bringing weapons in, or are they taking regime members up to visit their old friend Assad?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 08:59 AM (m7iZ5)

158 I guess it would have been too suspicious if the refinery was suddenly struck by Jewish lightning resulting in a massive conflagration.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

!!!

Posted by: Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson at January 01, 2026 09:00 AM (ycI94)

159 Not to give us a kinna-hurrah (or kin-ein-a hurrah depending on where your grandparents came from)


But we're a half hour from the Art thread and no trolls!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 09:00 AM (x0n13)

160 FOOD! Happy New Year!
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ)


Happy New Year, Glub!

Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2026 09:00 AM (QMAsf)

161 Good morning everyone, thx JJ. Hope everyone had a good NYE.
Hope the Horde and loved ones have a healthy and prosperous New Year.
Love the revelation that the Somali guy with the Yankees hat was wearing $2200 glasses. They may be low IQ but they know bling

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM (zNwXb)

162 Despite the chaos and ridiculousness of 2025, we managed to have a great year here at the Lincolntf house. No major family events, tons of travel, and our 25th Anniversary under our belts. I hope this upcoming year is as good, but I know my luck, and something will probably gum up the works in 2026.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM (vV6n9)

163 who writes out paper checks anymore

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM (ZxPkt)

164 But we're a half hour from he Art thread and no trolls!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 09:00 AM (x0n13)


What is the capital of Assyria? -- The Old Man From Scene 24 and totally not a troll

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

165 Love the revelation that the Somali guy with the Yankees hat was wearing $2200 glasses. They may be low IQ but they know bling
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM (zNwXb)

In the hood we call that "Somali Rich".

Posted by: Joe Ghetto at January 01, 2026 09:02 AM (R/m4+)

166 Happy New Year, all!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 09:02 AM (xT8gx)

167 FOOD! Happy New Year!

I'm wondering how many hung over people are right now at the gym adding muscle ache to their problems.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 09:03 AM (a4flb)

168 157 Just saw on X that 5 large cargo planes, IL- 76’s, have flown from Russia to Tehran in the last 48 hours. Are they bringing weapons in, or are they taking regime members up to visit their old friend Assad?
Posted by: Tom Servo

Who says they're bringing stuff in to save the regime? They could be preparing to smuggle valuable stuff OUT, along with friendly regime leaders.

Posted by: Military Moron at January 01, 2026 09:03 AM (ycI94)

169 Substack article on what the Trump administration is investigating in MN

https://tinyurl.com/3wr2kvrs

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2026 09:03 AM (+mUZM)

170 I see the Minneapolis police chief made a public apology to the somalis with regard to the billions in fraud being discovered.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 09:04 AM (0U5gm)

171 > who writes out paper checks anymore
---------
This one old lady at the grocery store...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:04 AM (NwnyJ)

172 FWP

My new Yeti drink tumbler does not allow for gulping, only sipping.
Of course I could just take the lid off and gulp, but that seems to be in contradistinction to the intended use.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:04 AM (ZxPkt)

173 Good morning and happy New Year to all you maniacs!!!
Today, my girl spawn is 20 yrs old and still under 5 feet tall. We are going out for a birthday breakfast at IHOP and then some shopping.
My boy spawn is building a barn like structure on his property. His house sits exactly where my grandad had a big old barn so this is good.
To ace, the cobs, and all the moron horde, I hope the worst of this year is equal to the best of last year! Be safe, have fun, and remember... The best is yet to come!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 01, 2026 09:05 AM (2J/Lj)

174 !!!
Posted by: Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson
[

Why have control over a The Weather Machine if it can't be used profitably?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 09:05 AM (a4flb)

175 Happy New Year, Linus!

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 09:05 AM (77rzZ)

176 That attempt to be a man of the people he never was
The struggle with the man that now you are

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:07 AM (Ia/+0)

177 >This one old lady at the grocery store...

Posted by: Martini Farmer
----
whenever I was behind her, she paid cash, but had to spend a few minutes rummaging thru her handbag for exact change

"Oh that's just a button, not a nickel!... bear with me here..."

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:07 AM (ZxPkt)

178 Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 08:41 AM (0U5gm)

Thanks.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 09:07 AM (b4LBp)

179
Godzilla visits Tokyo for New Years:


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XC-e-sGilPg

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2026 09:07 AM (iJfKG)

180 I'm wondering how many hung over people are right now at the gym adding muscle ache to their problems.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 09:03 AM (a4flb)

Not I. I still have cookies, and I'm having them for breakfast.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2026 09:07 AM (h7ZuX)

181 165 Love the revelation that the Somali guy with the Yankees hat was wearing $2200 glasses. They may be low IQ but they know bling
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM (zNwXb)

In the hood we call that "Somali Rich".
Posted by: Joe Ghetto

Oh my....reminds me of the Drawn Together parody of Schoolhouse Rock. The late 90s were a magical time of authorized offensiveness lol
https://shorturl.at/PbAJ5

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 01, 2026 09:08 AM (ycI94)

182 That was me. Sorry, it is Valero not Chevron, but the rest of the story is fact.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 08:52 AM (0U5gm)

Yes I’ve been watching the big Valero shutdown for months. They were supposed to shut down in April, but we noted that they stopped signing any short term supply contracts a month ago.

They’re bugging out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 09:08 AM (m7iZ5)

183 @159 JJ , apparently new year's eve is a long night at the glory hole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:08 AM (zNwXb)

184 Melanie wearing a sexy silver dress last night.

https://tinyurl.com/yta23y6r

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

185 123 I wonder if our Founders ever anticipated a threat as redoubtably perverse, morally inverted, socially corrosive and cruel as Leftism.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 08:40 AM (b4LBp)



Big Mullah shortage in Somalia and Afghanistan thanks to Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants!

Supply and Demand! Joey brought them here!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2026 09:11 AM (x0n13)

186 When Chuck Schumer shuts down the gubbermint again in a few weeks with the advice and consent of his GOP allies - who will fund these beleaguered Somali daycares?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 01, 2026 09:11 AM (4b7CV)

187 163 who writes out paper checks anymore
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM
Me. Anachronism I is.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 09:11 AM (Slgjz)

188 172
My new Yeti drink tumbler does not allow for gulping, only sipping.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:04 AM (ZxPkt)

I do refer to my Yeti as "my sippy cup."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2026 09:11 AM (h7ZuX)

189 Melanie wearing a sexy silver dress last night.

https://tinyurl.com/yta23y6r

Posted by: redridinghood




I don't think we properly appreciate the fact that the first lady is a super model.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 09:12 AM (0U5gm)

190 Did you know that Somalia is a major aircraft manufacturer?

https://tinyurl.com/47t2x4x3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 09:12 AM (ZocB7)

191 I am writing a paper check right now. Property taxes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 09:12 AM (0U5gm)

192 191 I am writing a paper check right now. Property taxes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 09:12 AM (0U5gm
Perfect example.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 09:14 AM (Slgjz)

193 163 who writes out paper checks anymore
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM
Me. Anachronism I is.
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 09:11 AM (Slgjz)
---
I've reduced my check writing to one a month, for my utilities. Mainly out of habit since I'm too lazy to figure out how to pay them online.

I don't generally mail it out (saving on postage) since I can drop it off at the main office on my way to campus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 09:14 AM (ESVrU)

194 You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Minneapolis who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the burning records for the daycares light up the sky. It's medieval.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 01, 2026 09:16 AM (gbOdA)

195 The late 90s were a magical time of authorized offensiveness lol

The 70s and the 80s as well. Which brings me to the question "What went wrong?"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 09:16 AM (7xrfc)

196 Good morning and Happy 2026!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

197 It’s interesting to me to realize that here on January 1 we’ve probably no clue what significant things might happen this year… for example, a year ago we’d heard about DOGE but it wasn’t created until after inauguration. Then who could’ve imagined all the hoopla, Tesla vandalism, Trump-Musk feud, hug and make up (eventually)? A few things like that are lying in wait to dominate the news cycle temporarily, surprise, delight or dismay…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 09:16 AM (xT8gx)

198 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 09:16 AM (xT8gx)
-

Be prepared for much more mayhem.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 09:18 AM (ZocB7)

199 Many of my clients here in the South pay by check. Maybe it's a regional thing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2026 09:18 AM (b4LBp)

200 @155 Does the name Ellis Wyatt mean anything to you?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2026 09:18 AM (zdLoL)

201 who writes out paper checks anymore?

I do, but not at the grocery store.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 09:19 AM (Yl2Ob)

202 It’s always dangerous to screw with peoples rice bowls, hopefully Nick has a good security team.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)

No security team can prevent injury. However, I would warn everyone of those pinheaded assholes that if anything, ANYTHING happened to him, every one of them will be rounded up, and.......well, insert whatever punishment you prefer. My Magyar genes know what I would prefer. As Andrew once declared, WAR!

https://tinyurl.com/hv3wumv5

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 09:19 AM (5xuJ/)

203 The hand of God is on all events so anything can happen.

Posted by: tubal at January 01, 2026 09:19 AM (pDt9x)

204 Happy New Year, beloved Horde!

Be strong and courageous!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 01, 2026 09:20 AM (FMtrg)

205 Be prepared for much more mayhem.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 09:18 AM (ZocB7)

Don't blame the shit on me, dude!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 01, 2026 09:20 AM (2J/Lj)

206 Many of us will be begrudgingly writing out checks to the IRS in April.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:21 AM (NwnyJ)

207 Does the name Ellis Wyatt mean anything to you?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver


Which reminds me to watch that again.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 01, 2026 09:21 AM (0U5gm)

208
I see the Minneapolis police chief made a public apology to the somalis with regard to the billions in fraud being discovered.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

That was more of a "don't kill me" than anything else.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 01, 2026 09:21 AM (QVmho)

209 Happy New Year! Coffee secured and watching the Mummers Parade.

Posted by: Mick at January 01, 2026 09:21 AM (HFx9z)

210 The 70s and the 80s as well. Which brings me to the question "What went wrong?"
Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 09:16 AM (7xrfc)


We 'won' the Cold War and people went stupid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

211 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

A new scam has just been uncovered in Minnesota

Regular homes are being registered as assisted living facilities

- In Minnesota assisted living facilities have seen 2x the growth of other programs
- They are receiving 15x the payments of other programs
- Shell companies used to create some of the facilities
- The amount of new locations have exploded in Minnesota cities
- Many owned by known money laundering scammers

“This may look like your typical single family home but it bills itself as an assisted living facility and it receives a lot of taxpayer money.

Here in Minnesota the number of people getting help in assisted living facilities is up double the growth of other programs.

But here's the kicker, the rate of payment in this assisted living space is 10 to 15 times the growth in other programs.

X: https://bit.ly/3N0oNp2

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 09:22 AM (P5BPp)

212 OK I surrender

I don't write paper checks anymore

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 01, 2026 09:23 AM (ZxPkt)

213 Haven't read yet a former Somalian, now a US appointed Commassar Judge has ordered all Somalian Day Cares must be paid in full

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)

214 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

JUST IN: NewsNation's Rich McHugh finds more apparent fraud in Minnesota, finds one building with *60* "healthcare" businesses registered to it.

McHugh says he visited multiple buildings with dozens of "businesses" inside.

When he entered one of the buildings, he found door fronts with nothing behind.

"Many of them ... they appear to be just window fronts, door fronts with nothing, with nobody behind."

X video: https://bit.ly/4pfI6Yz

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 09:23 AM (P5BPp)

215 The "Blank Check" game on The Price Is Right was always the bane of Bob Barker. It was rare that a contestant actually understood it and no matter how he explained it, some people are just blockheads. Might have taken years off Bob's life.

Posted by: Pay To The Order Of... at January 01, 2026 09:23 AM (oftw2)

216 Saw bureaucrat woman in Minnesota saying they were investigating and whined about Trump "politicizing" the fraud.
Tough nooggies twit, you effed up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:24 AM (zNwXb)

217 Melanie wearing a sexy silver dress last night.

https://tinyurl.com/yta23y6r

Posted by: redridinghood

Yawn.

Now, Jill Biden? https://tinyurl.com/54wkuzf9

Michelle Obama? https://tinyurl.com/52fm82ac

Dead sexy. Strong, feminine...role models for all women.

Posted by: Vogue at January 01, 2026 09:24 AM (ycI94)

218 163 who writes out paper checks anymore
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM
Me. Anachronism I is.
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 09:11 AM (Slgjz)
---
I've reduced my check writing to one a month, for my utilities. Mainly out of habit since I'm too lazy to figure out how to pay them online.

I don't generally mail it out (saving on postage) since I can drop it off at the main office on my way to campus.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 09:14 AM (ESVrU)

Too much mailed check fraud in the Houston area to risk paying by mailed check anymore. That plus mail delays and misdeliveries.

Sugar Land man pays bills by mail at the Post Office; has 2 checks altered and money stolen from him.
https://tinyurl.com/mt38znpe

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026 09:24 AM (wVcYX)

219 Saint James Hartline @JamesHartline

This is how this foreign-born Somali from Kenya, Siyad Abdullahi, moved to Minnesota and set up a medical network for Somali and East African refugees and immigrants and raked in millions of dollars.

X: https://bit.ly/45rEj3p

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 09:25 AM (P5BPp)

220 > 163 who writes out paper checks anymore
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get yourself some marble columns! at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM (ZxPkt)

Me, unfortunately. Well...money orders.

The landlord of the senior housing development where I moved a while back wants paper checks or money orders.

Yes, I've mentioned that this is 2025 (now 2026) to her.

I do have a "checking account", but physical checks aren't included... just a debit card. I've been buying money orders so far.

I'm still trying to figure out whether I want to pay the monthly fee to upgrade to an account with physical checks or continue paying a monthly fee for the money order. The MO is less.

OTOH, I have to go wait in line to get the MO. I buy them in the store where I do most of my grocery shopping, so at least there's no extra travel time and transportation expense to consider.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 09:26 AM (IG3/x)

221 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

Report from 7 years ago of Somali fraudsters caught sending over $100 MILLION through airports to foreign groups, including TERRORIST groups.

Somali daycare scams, one of the sources of this fraud, were reported back in 2015!

This fraud has been going on for YEARS. Democrat leaders are in on it. This is actually treason. Democrats are knowingly funding islamic t*rrorism against Americans with our tax dollars.

X video: https://bit.ly/4jlUcxX

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 09:27 AM (P5BPp)

222 who writes out paper checks anymore
---------
This one old lady at the grocery store...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026


***
I write checks for bills I have to mail. My Rx company recently sent me a notice that they will start withdrawing my monthly payment from my bank account starting this month. Since I never agreed to any such thing, I called them. They will send me a coupon book -- and I'll write the fee for the entire year (about $72) at one shot. Done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:27 AM (wzUl9)

223 >>I've reduced my check writing to one a month, for my utilities. Mainly out of habit since I'm too lazy to figure out how to pay them online.

Stay lazy. Never understood why people watch the EU come under the veil of digital ID and then say OK boomer, I have to put my life online.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 09:28 AM (viF8m)

224 > 206 Many of us will be begrudgingly writing out checks to the IRS in April.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:21 AM (NwnyJ)

Wait, you mean they don't take payment in the form of Apple Gift Cards or cryptocurrency?

That's not what the text message I got from them a while back said.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 09:28 AM (IG3/x)

225
https://tinyurl.com/52fm82ac


Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Ackbar worthy at January 01, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

226 Many of us will be begrudgingly writing out checks to the IRS in April.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:21 AM (NwnyJ)

My advice to you is, besides start drinking heavily, to use the IRS website's DirectPay option. You can also make your own account at the IRS to check on your filings, tax docs (if your mailed 1099 goes missing) and tax transcripts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2026 09:29 AM (wVcYX)

227 “Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.”

Isaiah 40:20-31

Posted by: Marcus T at January 01, 2026 09:29 AM (q1tXs)

228 Which of the CA state politicos are getting a cut of the $1B fine Valero's coughing up to bug out of the state?

All of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 08:57 AM (NwnyJ)

What would happen if Chevron laughed and just shut down and said, "see ya"? Along with GFY.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (5xuJ/)

229 If the companies are going to continue to overcharge me for everything, they can damn well work a bit to process my checks. Paying online does not save me anything but a stamp.

Remember when gas stations would charge less for a gallon of gas when you used their credit card? Now it's .10/gallon more. My Exxon card gives me .10/gal. off, so it balances. Otherwise I try to pay cash.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

230 ART CRITICS UPSTAIRS WE HAVE A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (Ia/+0)

231 Brigitte Bardot was arrested multiple times for criticizing muslim occupation of the south of France, iirc. Good on her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (7L0HB)

232 San Francisco Establishes Creation of Fund for $5 Million in Reparations for Each ‘Eligible’ Black Resident — with No Money to Fund It

Lemme guess; It'll be a DIY project.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 09:30 AM (mlg/3)

233 Clyp Keeper @DGrayTexas45

Somali man convicted by a jury of defrauding taxpayers $7.2 million in healthcare fraud.

Judge TOSSES out jury’s GUILTY verdict on six counts of “aiding and abetting theft by swindle”

Court records show other Minnesota Judges tossing court cases of fraud BEFORE they reach trial.

X video: https://bit.ly/4smNfB4

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 09:31 AM (P5BPp)

234 Pay your taxes! Hundreds of Learing Centers are depending on you!

Posted by: Somali War Lord at January 01, 2026 09:31 AM (oftw2)

235 Ars gratia artis!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

236
171 > who writes out paper checks anymore
---------
This one old lady at the grocery store...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2026 09:04 AM (NwnyJ)

-------

Yeah, we know.

Posted by: Line of People Watching Old Bat Balance Her Cbeckbook at January 01, 2026 09:41 AM (t1fZA)

237 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J. Happy New Year!

Prayers for all involved in the Swiss ski lodge's New Year's Eve fire. It sounds a bit like the 2003 nightclub fire at The Station in Rhode Island where a pyrotechnic display ignited flammable acoustic foam in the walls and ceilings surrounding the stage. (A huge lost of life & injuries there.)

Also from above, "And lest we forget the decade of hell the evil fellatrix Kamala Harris as Attorney General of California put David Daleidin and Sandra Merrit through for their explosive exposé of Planned Parenthood's dismembering and selling of of infant body parts."

I was furious @ PPH's begging ads - "now just a $19 monthly donation," much like the much kinder "charities" - ran the whole New Year's Eve day & into night on many TV stations. ("Make sure little Chauncey can continue to get his STD checks & medication!" Sarcastic, but oh so close.) And I was surprised I did think about her & the exposure about PPH selling infant body parts. But sadly I also thought, it'll all return as it was before. She's going to remain in the public limelight as is that organization. Political vampires. $ for power.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 01, 2026 09:53 AM (NFX2v)

238 Love the revelation that the Somali guy with the Yankees hat was wearing $2200 glasses. They may be low IQ but they know bling

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2026 09:01 AM

Crazy Rich Asians Somalis

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:23 AM (P5BPp)

239 It’s interesting to me to realize that here on January 1 we’ve probably no clue what significant things might happen this year… for example, a year ago we’d heard about DOGE but it wasn’t created until after inauguration. Then who could’ve imagined all the hoopla, Tesla vandalism, Trump-Musk feud, hug and make up (eventually)? A few things like that are lying in wait to dominate the news cycle temporarily, surprise, delight or dismay…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 01, 2026 09:16 AM

Go back to January 2020. No one had any idea of the massive COVID black op that would envelop the entire world. Not to mention the Summer of George Floyd, BLM, Plandemic, mail-in voting op, rigged and stolen election.

Then January 2021 brought the January 6 protest/rally black op and the "vaccines".

This is why I never get on board the #winning! nonsense. Because there is always some black op being orchestrated by the left to destroy any progress western civilization makes. I am always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2026 10:32 AM (P5BPp)

240 The Station nightclub fire in Rhode Island was very similar. Pyrotechnics sparked a blaze in the ceiling which released toxic fumes and the exits got crammed as people fled. I think 100 people died. This was maybe 20 years ago.

Posted by: Lex at January 01, 2026 11:21 AM (y4H1r)

241 Somebody tell that heehawin retard Red Cruz that FOOTBALL IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 01, 2026 01:56 PM (gxffc)

242 Fuck touch screens

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 01, 2026 01:57 PM (gxffc)

Daily Tech News 1 January 2026

Top Story

Tech News



Musical Interlude



Song is Good Girls by Elle King. Anime is of course Dirty Pair. The original and the best.



Disclaimer: It's not our fault!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 Happy New Year

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 01, 2026 04:01 AM (aKh6S)

2 w00t 2026

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:01 AM (RuTUS)

3 Another full year of greed and stupidity coming up!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 01, 2026 04:01 AM (uQesX)

4 Now that the holidays are basically over, I have to start thinking how to set up the decorations for next time.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 01, 2026 04:03 AM (uQesX)

5 Morning all! Happy New Year!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 01, 2026 04:06 AM (BLOW1)

6 Happy New Year Everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 04:07 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Pixy, I found a clip online that I really like and wanted to send to a friend, and it's on a site that aggregates clips and strips out (as far as I can tell) information about the original poster of the clip. I'm stumped; how can I track it? I've now found the clip on a second aggregating site, too.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:09 AM (RuTUS)

8 *on 𝕏

7 Pixy, I found a clip online....
Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:09 AM (RuTUS)

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:12 AM (RuTUS)

9 The ONT scored 855 comments! At current count.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:14 AM (RuTUS)

10 Happy New Year!

Posted by: Idlan at January 01, 2026 04:14 AM (Hufxi)

11 Now that the holidays are basically over, I have to start thinking how to set up the decorations for next time.

Cherry blossoms for Washington's birthday ...

Hearts for Valentine's Day ...

Paper knives for Ides of March ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 04:15 AM (3ZUWJ)

12 (Does Mummers strut out to the kitchen )

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 04:15 AM (Ia/+0)

13 And to all a good night.

Posted by: Idlan at January 01, 2026 04:16 AM (Hufxi)

14 Coffee is on, not sure what I want for breakfast yet.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 04:22 AM (Ia/+0)

15 haha

Aelfred The Great retweeted
Jeff Moss
@Jeff_Palouse
31 Dec 2025
A little dated now, but still a great joke...

Chancellor Angela Merkel lands at Charles de Gaulle Airport.
The customs officer asks, "Name?"
"Angela Merkel."
"Occupation?"
"No, I'm just here for a visit."

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:23 AM (RuTUS)

16 7 Pixy, I found a clip online that I really like and wanted to send to a friend, and it's on a site that aggregates clips and strips out (as far as I can tell) information about the original poster of the clip. I'm stumped; how can I track it? I've now found the clip on a second aggregating site, too.
Posted by: m


If it's on X, try asking Grok. 50% chance it finds something, 50% chance if feeds you total bullshit.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 01, 2026 04:25 AM (BLOW1)

17 ha ha also

Aelfred The Great retweeted
Tastes like Pork
@MonkeyWithGuns
31 Dec 2025
Reminds me of this one:

In the 1960s, TWA pilot asks for direction from the tower while taxi-ing at Frankfurt.

Tower: "It is clearly marked. Have you not been here before?"

Pilot: "Yeah, a few times in '44, but we never landed."

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:25 AM (RuTUS)

18 16 7 Pixy, I found a clip online that I really like and wanted to send to a friend, and it's on a site that aggregates clips and strips out (as far as I can tell) information about the original poster of the clip. I'm stumped; how can I track it? I've now found the clip on a second aggregating site, too.
Posted by: m

If it's on X, try asking Grok. 50% chance it finds something, 50% chance if feeds you total bullshit.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 01, 2026 04:25 AM (BLOW1)

O.k.!

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:26 AM (RuTUS)

19 Pixy -

Happy New Year! one day late ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 04:27 AM (3ZUWJ)

20 On the hovercraft in the video, is that a stylized W? This craft made by Volkswagen?

Posted by: clarence at January 01, 2026 04:29 AM (MXMX4)

21 Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 04:15 AM (3ZUWJ)

Usually just decorate outside for Fall and Christmas.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 01, 2026 04:31 AM (uQesX)

22 Guess I should go lie down. All quiet here now. Mess cleaned up, only the tree still lit.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 01, 2026 04:32 AM (uQesX)

23 Re: Morgan fraud trial. So, massive fraud in sale of company, preplanned defense for being caught and more massive fraud at trial. Submit this as a screenplay and have every production company refuse to touch it as completely unbelievable.

Posted by: clarence at January 01, 2026 04:34 AM (MXMX4)

24 "A pretty expensive camera, but a good one. $2799 for the camera alone, but offered alongside is a $470 45mm f/1.2 lens, which is a remarkable price for such a fast lens." - Pixy

Viltrox may have forced Canon's hand on this one by releasing some equally remarkable Pro, Lab and Air lenses over the last few years for both full frame and APS-C sensors. For example, the APS-C Air lenses come in at just under $200 and have optical characteristics of lenses that cost five times or more. I have a 25 mm for the Sony system and I concur from personal experience that they are excellent.

Dustin Abbott, who does excellent reviews in a very consistent manner, has reviewed a number of these Viltrox lenses over the years. He still hasn't posted a review of the new Canon lens.

Meanwhile, Christopher Frost, another solid lens reviewer, does have a review of the Canon 45mm up on YouTube. It does come with some challenges especially when wide open but for a sub $500 lens it's not bad says Mr. Frost.

https://youtu.be/GTqgSjeDF8k


Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 01, 2026 04:39 AM (HTCU3)

25 I usually greet people with Happy New Year for a week at least

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0)

26 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv)

27 20 On the hovercraft in the video, is that a stylized W? This craft made by Volkswagen?
Posted by: clarence


Definitely looks that way.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 01, 2026 04:42 AM (BLOW1)

28 18 16 7 Pixy, I found a clip online that I really like and wanted to send to a friend, and it's on a site that aggregates clips and strips out (as far as I can tell) information about the original poster of the clip. I'm stumped; how can I track it? I've now found the clip on a second aggregating site, too.
Posted by: m

If it's on X, try asking Grok. 50% chance it finds something, 50% chance if feeds you total bullshit.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 01, 2026 04:25 AM (BLOW1)

O.k.!
Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:26 AM (RuTUS)

It worked! Thanks, Pixy.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:46 AM (RuTUS)

29 Thanks for the list, Pixy. Weird and funny list ( I particularly enjoyed the one about Mark Zuckerberg suing Mark Zuckerberg) Happy New Year to you and all here!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 04:46 AM (Yl2Ob)

30 It is snowing har and wind blowing

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 04:51 AM (Ia/+0)

31 Mennonite Choir sings lovely old time hymn, "It is well with my soul":

https://tinyurl.com/3bxsm4pb


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 04:52 AM (Yl2Ob)

32 Good Morning and Happy New Year!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 04:53 AM (l6pKi)

33 Good Samaritan in CA risks his life to save another family:

https://tinyurl.com/ycx3kuh8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 05:00 AM (2sfNr)

34 28 18 16 7 It worked! Thanks, Pixy.
Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:46 AM (RuTUS)

I hadn't used Grok before. The procedure was very intuitive, I thought.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 05:05 AM (RuTUS)

35
I just looked at the full rundown of football college bowl scores going back to well before Christmass.

What a pointless morass the whole thing appears to be.

Die, NCAA, die!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 05:06 AM (xG4kz)

36 35 I just looked at the full rundown of football college bowl scores going back to well before Christmass.

What a pointless morass the whole thing appears to be.

Die, NCAA, die!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 05:06 AM (xG4kz)

"more ass"?

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 05:08 AM (RuTUS)

37
So George Clooney and his spouse are now citizens of France. Good. Revoke his citizenship in this country.

Be the frog in the rapidly warming cauldron of water, George!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 05:09 AM (xG4kz)

38 Morning, Tech Peeps


Happy New Year

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2026 05:14 AM (AN2gy)

39
What a pointless morass the whole thing appears to be.


I should mention the one standout accomplishment in the whole melee, and that was that both Michigan and Ohio State lost.

May this mark the start of a long string of thumpings in the postseasons for them both.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 05:15 AM (xG4kz)

40 Hope Clooney likes the Caliphate and high taxes

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 05:15 AM (Ia/+0)

41
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2026 05:15 AM (tljrc)

42 A psalm for the New Year. Actor David Suchet reads Psalm 98:

https://tinyurl.com/28wnc7rx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 05:19 AM (Yl2Ob)

43
I can report this news. Only one half of my German forebears came from Württemberg. The other half came from Saarland.

I blame the chuckleheads at Le Havre who in 1854 listed my family's Saarlanders as being from Württemberg for the error.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 05:21 AM (xG4kz)

44 This is kind of long, but I thought it was very good:
A essay on the Book of Job

https://tinyurl.com/544evrje

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 05:22 AM (Yl2Ob)

45 >>> Hope Clooney likes the Caliphate and high taxes

I'm sure he consulted a tax attorney first.

Ireland allows artists to live there tax free, IIRC. Does France have a similar loophole?

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2026 05:23 AM (AN2gy)

46
Happy New Year to all you Hordians. May 2026 bring you and this great nation every success.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 05:25 AM (tgvbd)

47 Haven't paid much attention to the bowl season. I read over at Outkick that the SEC is getting kicked in the nuts. This, after all the crap they were saying about those 'lesser' conferences.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 05:27 AM (sAmhv)

48
This is kind of long, but I thought it was very good:
A essay on the Book of Job

https://tinyurl.com/544evrje

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I have said this here before -- we read the Book of Job in our senior year high school college prep English course. This was in a public school and it would never happen today.

I always thought that this portion of dialogue

And the Lord said unto Satan, “From whence comest thou?” Then Satan answered the Lord and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking up and down upon it.”

was not unlike a parent asking a troublemaking child, "What were you doing?" and that child answering, "Nuthin'".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 05:29 AM (xG4kz)

49 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026 05:29 AM (xG4kz)

Wow; That is amazing that it was taught in the public school. It really is a great part of Scripture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 05:34 AM (Yl2Ob)

50 And FenSpouse just made me laugh. He was mouthing the words to this old time hymn and he actually quite likes Hank Williams Sr: "Softly and Tenderly Jesus is calling":

https://tinyurl.com/5aw9jk8a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 05:38 AM (Yl2Ob)

51
Lawyers for Charlie Javice, on trial for defrauding JPMorgan of $175 million, have reportedly defrauded JP Morgan of tens of millions more.

Forget Federal spending, what percentage of the US economy is fraud?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 05:38 AM (tgvbd)

52
And FenSpouse just made me laugh. He was mouthing the words to this old time hymn and he actually quite likes Hank Williams Sr: "Softly and Tenderly Jesus is calling":

https://tinyurl.com/5aw9jk8a
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 05:38 AM (Yl2Ob)


Catholics have better prayers, Protestants have better hymns.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 05:42 AM (tgvbd)

53 Belated BOING!

Tech thread material:

https://tinyurl.com/mypk3sau

I didn't know that!

/cast myself into the gorge of eternal peril

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 05:47 AM (ZocB7)

54 Catholics have better prayers, Protestants have better hymns.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 05:42 AM (tgvbd)
-

In case CBD is lurking:

Jews have better kiddishes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 05:48 AM (ZocB7)

55 Spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 05:48 AM (Ia/+0)

56 And I opened my new Dilbert calendar.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 01, 2026 05:50 AM (aKh6S)

57 Somehow think if all the Lawyers could be wished away into the cornfield, we all the rest would be bettrr off

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 05:51 AM (Ia/+0)

58 53 Tech thread material:

https://tinyurl.com/mypk3sau

I didn't know that!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 05:47 AM (ZocB7)

I didn't know that.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 05:55 AM (RuTUS)

59 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes. Happy New Year.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2026 05:55 AM (bQ4nt)

60
The RV had to go in for repairs (insurance) recently, which meant everything inside and outside it had to be taken out, resulting in a mountain of stuff sitting in the garage for the last two weeks.

We got it back yesterday and, because Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are leaving today for shows, the mountain of stuff had to be put back into it. Not to mention giving TBD a bath. Not a fun day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 05:59 AM (tgvbd)

61 And the last time Indiana went to the Rose Bowl was 1968.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 01, 2026 06:00 AM (aKh6S)

62 Still flurries, and ground is covered

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 06:03 AM (Ia/+0)

63 I have a new phone and cheaper and hopefully better phone service-from T mobile to AT&T. I would like to say, however, that it is a pain in the neck to transfer all the info etc to new phone. I should probably ask my son. He's much better at this than I am!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 06:06 AM (Yl2Ob)

64 We have a light dusting of snow. The dogs are not amused.

Happy 2026, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 06:08 AM (7xrfc)

65 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 05:59 AM (tgvbd

Is TBD ( whose actual name escapes me) difficult to give a bath to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 06:08 AM (Yl2Ob)

66 techish:

@asymmetricinfo
31 Dec 2025
As Bluesky userbase trends down it seems like its denizens are finding its way back here, and I've had a notable uptick in left-wing trolling, which at least makes a nice change from the right-wing trolls.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 06:11 AM (RuTUS)

67 Evening and morning for a new year, ever'body,

Fun fact: The Earth is closest to the sun on Jan. 2. Combined with their summer happening at the same time and the fact water holds heat better than land, it's no surprise the Southern Hemisphere is warmer than the Northern.

Don't know why that came out. It just did. An omen for 2026? You make the call!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

68 I'm glad no terrible things happened on Bourbon Street this year!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

69 . . . Then Satan answered the Lord and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking up and down upon it.” . . .

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 01, 2026


***
Thomas Harris used the same phrasing to describe Hannibal Lecter walking around his hotel room after his escape in Silence of the Lambs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

70
Is TBD ( whose actual name escapes me) difficult to give a bath to?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2026 06:08 AM (Yl2Ob)


Nobody is difficult to give a bath to. All of them are trained from a young age to stand quietly while being bathed and groomed. We have a long elevated plastic tub for bathing and Delilah, indeed, used to leap into it.

The only little difficulty is grinding nails. All sighthounds become passive-aggressively balky about their nails. We have a special diamond-grit Dremel bit designed to dissipate the heat of grinding, but it's still best if two people work on them. Strange to say, it's the regular show dogs who object the most, likely because they're done shorter than the stay-at-homes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 06:19 AM (tgvbd)

71 Wolfus, a potentially inspiring Instagram on "location"

https://tinyurl.com/4wjdenbz

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 06:24 AM (RuTUS)

72 'Tis 47 F., little wind. I *could* go for a workout. I really could, and I should.

I will, however, go for groceries today -- and the cats need litter. Tomorrow I'll run up to the Tecovas store and either exchange or return the $$ boots I bought on Monday. If the latter, I'll stop at the Boot Barn store nearby and see if they have anything that suits me better.

What are your plans, if anything, for today?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

73 I would love to read the attorneys fee clause in Charlie Javice's purchase and sale agreement. It sounds like JP Morgan should be suing its own lawyers for malpractice for ever greenlighting such a term.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 06:26 AM (+HNx/)

74 What are your plans, if anything, for today?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Take down and put away the Christmas decorations.

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2026 06:28 AM (lJ0H4)

75 Wolfus, a potentially inspiring Instagram on "location"

https://tinyurl.com/4wjdenbz
Posted by: m at January 01, 2026


***
A very good video, m. My whole perspective on this city changed when I first visited northern New Mexico in '92, and I couldn't wait to leave. When I couldn't find a job in ABQ, I took one in Denver -- this was in '97, so it was still semi-sane -- and I remember being enormously happier all around than I was here.

I loved having mountains around me. Maybe I should look again at the West and a drier climate, even if it is hot for more of the year than I like. Damn, but I wish CO wasn't a squared-off version of California now. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:32 AM (wzUl9)

76 (.looks outside)
Starting to.wonder if the sun is going to pass us by today.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 06:32 AM (Ia/+0)

77 Fun fact: The Earth is closest to the sun on Jan. 2. Combined with their summer happening at the same time and the fact water holds heat better than land, it's no surprise the Southern Hemisphere is warmer than the Northern.

-----------

Penguins hardest hit.

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 01, 2026 06:32 AM (+HNx/)

78 >>> What are your plans, if anything, for today?

I'm going to north of the border to walk in the woods. Won't get to greet the first sunrise from a hilltop; I'll still be in the car.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2026 06:36 AM (AN2gy)

79 More tech thread material:

Are you all aware of the 1000000000000K software bug? Will planes space ships fall out of the sky?

Be very afraid!

https://tinyurl.com/4jnkmes9

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 06:37 AM (ZocB7)

80 Fun fact: The Earth is closest to the sun on Jan. 2. Combined with their summer happening at the same time and the fact water holds heat better than land, it's no surprise the Southern Hemisphere is warmer than the Northern.

-----------
Penguins hardest hit.
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 01, 2026


***
There are some species that range farther toward the equator. But most of the ones we know well, the emperor and Adelie penguins, stick close to Antarctica, as if they've heard that the weather is too hot for them farther north.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

81 Large prop boulder rolls towards crowd. Man with bigger balls gets in the way.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8jlm07nz4o

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 06:38 AM (7xrfc)

82 There are some species that range farther toward the equator.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
-

As an example, South Africa's jackass penguins.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 06:39 AM (ZocB7)

83 a roundup of Jarvis_best 2025 top tweets:

https://tinyurl.com/5n79n4s3

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 06:39 AM (RuTUS)

84 I will, however, go for groceries today -- and the cats need litter. Tomorrow I'll run up to the Tecovas store and either exchange or return the $$ boots I bought on Monday. If the latter, I'll stop at the Boot Barn store nearby and see if they have anything that suits me better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

So, you're giving the boots the boot?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026 06:39 AM (cYBz/)

85 All looks familiar.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2026 06:40 AM (Slgjz)

86
What are your plans, if anything, for today?

Get Her Majesty and The Big Dummy on the road, go buy dog food at Tractor Supply, head out for 2:30 Mass, as today is a Holy Day of Obligation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2026 06:40 AM (tgvbd)

87 High today will be about 66. Yesterday afternoon I went with Miss Linda to walk, and then for me to walk/trot, at the walking trail about half a mile away. Despite the greater density of cars that I had to dodge on the way over and back, it was a good use of the afternoon, rather than sitting here and eating junk. And I felt good afterward, as I usually do after a workout. I think I'll do the same today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:42 AM (wzUl9)

88 From the video I watched on Ice Ages the other day, seems it all depends on earth tilt, rotation around the sun. Its a question of when the worst situations all come at the same time.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 06:43 AM (Ia/+0)

89
Re perhelion. This, over long term time scales is one of the main drivers of the Milankovich cycles. Due to the precession of the equinoxes (the wobble of the earth's spin axis), which has a period of about 26,000 years, plus another thing dubbed apsidal precession, where perhelion itself precesses eastward, perihelion thus walks around the seasons.

The period varies from 23,000 to 28,000 years. Anyway, in next half of the cycle, perihelion will happen near the summer solstice, and northern summer will be the closest to the sun.

The Green Sahara cycle is related to this. When perihelion occurs in Northern summer, the Sahara gets wet and green again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 06:43 AM (w6EFb)

90 Tomorrow I'll run up to the Tecovas store and either exchange or return the $$ boots I bought on Monday. If the latter, I'll stop at the Boot Barn store nearby and see if they have anything that suits me better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

So, you're giving the boots the boot?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2026


***
Yup. They are too small, for one thing, and the Tecovas boots are *heavy* -- more so than my Dan Posts, which feel almost like shoes. I have no doubt the Tecovas boots are well made and should last longer than less $$$ brands. But if I'm uncomfortable wearing them . . .

Boot Barn has a Cody James model on their website that I like. If the store in Baton Rouge has that one in my size, and I like it on me, I'll get it. If not, I can order it and have it sent to my local store.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 06:45 AM (wzUl9)

91
That didn't sound quite right -- the perihelion precessional cycle ranges from 21K - 23K years. There's something that is 28K years, but not that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 06:46 AM (w6EFb)

92 91
That didn't sound quite right -- the perihelion precessional cycle ranges from 21K - 23K years. There's something that is 28K years, but not that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 06:46 AM (w6EFb)

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Either way, I won't put it on my calendar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 06:49 AM (+HNx/)

93 And now drinking the first cup of coffee for the year. The dogs are stirring because they know it's almost breakfast time.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2026 06:52 AM (7xrfc)

94 Name that Thune:

https://tinyurl.com/4nztfjke

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 06:54 AM (ZocB7)

95 Merry New Year!

Posted by: Nenge Mboko, exchange student from Cameroon at January 01, 2026 06:55 AM (edbiH)

96 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2026 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

97 Welcome to the Future.

Anyone hung over is on their own.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

98 97 Welcome to the Future.

Anyone hung over is on their own.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

It's on them.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 07:00 AM (RuTUS)

99 Welcome to the Future.

Anyone hung over is on their own.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2026


***
Hangover: the feeling that a moose is having a baby in your head.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)

100 100

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 07:01 AM (RuTUS)

101 It's "Happy New Year." In this country we say Happy New Year.

Posted by: Clarence Beeks at January 01, 2026 07:01 AM (+HNx/)

102 Have that great day, everyone.

May it start an upward trend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

103 My new pinup art calendar probably won't be here for a couple of weeks. A good thing my existing calendar has a page with the next three months on it, so I can mark appointments as needed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 07:03 AM (wzUl9)

104 G'mornin' everyone! Happy New Year!

diodes, eh? fortunately I have several year's supply for my own personal needs; 4148s, 6A10s, a scattering of Zeners ... meh.

3 degrees, overcast, breezy. feh. winter. we hates it, precious!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2026 07:10 AM (Cjt/F)

105 Happy New Year, Horde!

How goes it?

I'm supposed to get a new range for my kitchen today. Let's hope the installation goes a bit smoother than this classic Monty Python sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dVkdCQCAS0

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 07:15 AM (ESVrU)

106 Premier League Soccer ....AFD!!! starting in 10'

Posted by: qmark at January 01, 2026 07:17 AM (R91/8)

107
Three years old; new to me:
Scott Adams
How to ... Cure Your Laziness

first 15 minutes

https://youtu.be/y5ZkIDUuHAM

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 07:18 AM (RuTUS)

108 105 I'm supposed to get a new range for my kitchen today. Let's hope the installation goes a bit smoother than this classic Monty Python sketch:

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 07:15 AM (ESVrU)

https://youtu.be/8dVkdCQCAS0

delete watch?v=
delete .com
add the period youtu.be
delete www.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 07:21 AM (RuTUS)

109
Don't know where that 28,000 year thing in my head came from. The earth's tilt varies from 24.5 to 22.1 degrees with 41K year period. It's currently at 23.44 degrees and decreasing.

Now, earth's eccentricity varies in a very complex cycle with a rough period of about 100,000 years. There a complicated beat pattern there, too. That is currently decreasing as well. The greater the eccentricity, the wider the variation in perihelion and aphelion distance.

So, at this point in the cycle, earth is getting more circular and less tilted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 07:24 AM (w6EFb)

110 G'morning, all!


And Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 01, 2026 07:30 AM (iMotb)

111 108 105 I'm supposed to get a new range for my kitchen today. Let's hope the installation goes a bit smoother than this classic Monty Python sketch:

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 07:15 AM (ESVrU)

https://youtu.be/8dVkdCQCAS0

delete watch?v=
delete .com
add the period youtu.be
delete www.
Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 07:21 AM (RuTUS)

... 15 characters shorter

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 07:32 AM (RuTUS)

112 Good Morning and Happy New Year to my absolute favorite people!

Posted by: Pony Tail at January 01, 2026 07:34 AM (HcbZb)

113 So, at this point in the cycle, earth is getting more circular and less tilted.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026


***
Does this mean that in enough time, the Earth's tilt will decrease to the point there are no seasons?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 07:47 AM (wzUl9)

114 Noodus JJS

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2026 07:48 AM (wzUl9)

New Years Eve ONT - December 31, 2025 [TRex]

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The ONT 2025 Roll Call of Remembrance

A few Dino musings on this New Year's Eve...

I don't have all the answers. I am just a dinosaur with a small brain and short arms. I am no theologian or scientist. I still struggle to figure out which threads on the blog require pants.

Two common threads unify all living things across history: life and death.

We barely understand either. It is not for a lack of trying.

Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang? If a divine creator, what does "created in the image of God" mean? If a bang, what existed before and what caused the bang?

A monkey hitting random typewriter key for an infinite amount of time could type the complete works of William Shakespeare, but where did the monkey come from? At some point, randomness fails to explain life.

What is the essential "spark" that gives life to raw ingredients?

With life, we can observe the result post-spark. We can argue about the boundaries of "consciousness" and "sentience" and single cell organisms, but at least we can observe and discuss and draw reasonable guesses about life and what makes it different from a pet rock.

Death is different.

Once someone is gone, we can't get answers from them about what happened and where they are and what it is like. We don't know what to expect.

Fear of the unknown is an essential human condition. The fear permeates much of our daily life. We don't like unpleasant surprises with bad outcomes. We are afraid of the dark. We are generally a risk averse species.

Death is the ultimate unknown and humans have sought answers for eons.

The Egyptian "Book of the Dead" is a collection of spells, prayers, and incantations written on papyrus scrolls and placed in tombs to guide the deceased's soul through the perilous journey of the underworld to achieve a blessed afterlife.

Hindu reincarnation envisions an eternal loop of birth, death, and rebirth. Karma determines the future path of the soul based on actions in previous lives.

Christian traditions focus on the promise of eternal life beyond our mortal existence.

Faith means taking a risk to believe something we do not know based on what we think we know.

As much as Christian theology revolves around the resurrection story, where did Jesus go for three days after he was crucified? The Apostles Creed says he "descended to the dead." Did he "preach to the spirits in prison?" Did he liberate Old Testament souls that believed before he existed? Did he take a few days of R&R after a busy few weeks at the office? (We will leave a discussion of purgatory for another time.)

I dunno but a lot of people have spent at lot of time, energy and money trying to communicate with the great beyond. We have questions. We want to know what to expect. We want to know loved ones are OK. We are infinitely intrigued by anything we do not understand. We are afraid of the dark.

And yet, a day will arrive for each of us whether we understand it or not.

But we remember those whose days have come. Even if we don't understand everything about how their earthly existence, we still mourn.

We mourn because we miss them. We mourn because we appreciate them. We mourn for unrealized promise. Not every story is a happy story. In some cases, we recall the carnage they caused and mourn what might have been.

We mourn, in part, for ourselves because we know that we will follow someday.

On this New Year's Eve, we look back and remember those among the Horde and those adjacent to the Horde who are no longer among the living. Prayers for all who mourn and who continue to come to terms with loss that does not go away. Prayers for mothers that struggle with the loss of a child before having a chance to breathe a first breath outside the womb. We also pray for those who are left to pick up the emotional and temporal pieces.

We also offer prayers of strength and peace for those confronting their own mortality. May God grant you continual comfort and strength and may you feel the love and support from your Horde family. Please continue to let the Horde know if anything can be done to help.

We remember the caregivers who are angels sent to comfort the afflicted and rarely signed up for the role. There is often nobody else to say thank you or provide relief when you are the last line of defense. Please continue to let the Horde know if anything can be done to help.

On this New Year's Eve, we also look ahead. A flip of the calendar is cosmically arbitrary, but carries the symbolism of rebirth and the promise of new beginnings. If you are in the Northern Hemisphere, the turn of the new year also moves a step further through the darkness of winter towards the promise of spring.

We do not have to be afraid of the dark. As John says, "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it." There is hope in the light.

I do not have all the answers. But if you pass from this life and end up in Pittsburgh, please let me know. I have questions.

Here endeth the message.

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Those among the Horde and those Horde Adjacent who died in calendar 2025 are listed below. Apologies for any that were missed or any errors but please comment to remedy. Thanks much to MisHum and Annie's Stew for maintaining The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break and Prayer Revival Posts.

This is still a New Year's Eve open thread so opine as you wish. Club ONT is open and has an open bar. JQ is pouring drinks for all. The jukebox has been restocked and is free. Food and party favors are available as well. Please do not wear the lampshades.

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pookysgirl (daughter)

Schnorflepuppy (wife)

AmericanKestrel (family member)

smelltheglove (aunt)

AllHailEris (mother)

Pug Mahon (mother)

SpeakingOf (father)

John (Witchdoktor)

Blanco Basura (foster daughter)

BurtTC (mother)

axeman (mother)

rickb223 (wife)

onehoursober (wife)

The Rev (brother)

Screaming in Digital (mother)

Jim Sunk New Dawn

Ciampino

Jay Guevara

Robert (mother)

Sock Monkey (brother)

Alberta Oil Peon (cousin)

Skip (uncle)

Farmer (father)

Dark Litigator (college friend)

Auspex (sister)

John the River (girlfriend)

Jimmy Doolittle (dad)

NaCly Dog (wife)

thefritz (friend Jeff)

jewells45

Sock Monkey (brother in law)

dantesed (brother)

KT (mother)

Stateless (uncle)

Unknown Drip Under Pressure (mother)

Justin Pinochet Castraeu (brother)

Weird Dave (sister)

vmom (sister)

BurtTC (son)

Skip (uncle)

Stateless (mother)

San Franpsycho (Rose, mother of kindergarten buddy)

Rhennigantx (friend Tim)


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These people are not Horde or Horde adjacent, but departed in 2025:

Lou Gerstner, Jr.

Brigitte Bardot

Ira "Ike" Schab

Greg Biffle

Norman Podhoretz

Rob Reiner

Frank Gehry

Fuzzy Zoeller

Paul Tagliabue

James Watson

Dick Cheney

June Lockhart

David Ball

Ace Frehley

Diane Keaton

Sister Jean

Chris Dreja

Jane Goodall

Robert Redford

Charlie Kirk

Rick Davies

Giorgio Armani

Ron Turcotte

Humpy Wheeler

Terence Stamp

Bobby Whitlock

Jim Lovell

Loni Anderson

Walker Evans

Ryne Sandberg

Tom Lehrer

Chuck Mangione

George Kooymans

Hulk Hogan

Ozzy Osbourne

Malcolm-Jamal Warner

Felix Baumgartner

David Gergen

Jimmy Swaggart

D. Wayne Lukas

Dave Parker

Lalo Schifrin

Bobby Sherman

Mick Ralphs

Fred Smith

Brian Wilson

Frederick Forsyth

Sly Stone

Loretta Switt

George Wendt

David Souter

Ruth Buzzi

Jochen Mass

Roy Thomas Baker

David Horowitz

Pope Francis

Jay North

Val Kilmer

Mia Love

Eddie Jordan

Richard Chamberlain

George Foreman

Gene Hackman

Roberta Flack

Al Trautwig

Dick Button

Marianne Faithful

Bob Uecker

David Lynch

Alan Green

Bill McCartney

Peter Yarrow


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Note: The final Calvin and Hobbes comic strip was published 30 years ago today.

Cheers to the New Year! On behalf of myself and The Grateful, we wish everyone a Happy New Year and a magnificent 2026!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




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1 FLOTUS

Posted by: mindful webworker - unrecognizable at December 31, 2025 10:00 PM (dESj/)

2 \o/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 10:00 PM (6ydKt)

3 Yay NYE ONT!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 10:00 PM (QGaXH)

4 So close.

Happy New Years Everybody!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 10:01 PM (6ydKt)

5 Navy has sensor projection which makes a vessel appear much larger than it is.
Does his wife know?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 10:01 PM (hVbrz)

6 Ack. That was supposed to say

Got the black-eye peas soaking. Gonna have a good luck supper tomorrow.

Happy Old Year, alla y'all.

But FLOTUS was awful pretty, too.
https://tinyurl.com/3zj3vztr

Posted by: mindful webworker - one more oops for the old year at December 31, 2025 10:01 PM (dESj/)

7 Yay!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 10:01 PM (LNeRu)

8 Spending NYE watching my grandsons while their parents went out to buy a car and go to dinner. They'll pick them up tomorrow morning. Life is good.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 10:02 PM (Riz8t)

9 45 is 47. 45 squared is 2025

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2025 10:02 PM (YlWIZ)

10 I noticed Jim Sunk New Dawn wasn't on the list of Morons above, but he is listed in the sidebar.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:03 PM (ESVrU)

11 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Happiest of New Year's to each and every one of you - so glad to be here to celebrate it with all of you wonderful reprobates 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 31, 2025 10:04 PM (SRRAx)

12 Hey! I liked Pittsburgh the two times I was there -- in May, which was pleasant, and in March, which was less so, but I liked what I saw.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:04 PM (wzUl9)

13 Beautiful post.
Thanks for the mention of my Dad.

I miss him, and Mom, but it's getting better.

You get used to it, slowly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 10:04 PM (6ydKt)

14 Sorry I'm late, my Pretty Lady was giving me my list of New Year's Resolutions.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 10:04 PM (4p5Zb)

15 2026 perp walks for starters.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2025 10:05 PM (YlWIZ)

16 Good evening good people. Best wishes for a prosperous and happy new year from all us here at Casa de Tonypete.

We have been manifestly blessed here and I pray good fortune finds it's way to your front door.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

17 Here's the Washington Monument show live:

https://is.gd/xanKz9


They project it up onto the face of the obelisk. Beginning the 250 celebration.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:06 PM (3uBP9)

18 Thank you for that list.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:06 PM (c115l)

19 Made it to the ONT! That's like staying up til midnight at this stage of my life.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

20 I know a retired LAPD officer. He told me that if he was on duty New Year's Eve he would find a secluded area at midnight and park there for about 20 minutes. He couldn't do it one year and his patrol car took a bullet in the trunk.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (CNl8/)

21 Here's to us
Here's to love
All the times that we fucked up
Here's to you
Fill the glass
'Cause the last few days have kicked my ass.

So let's give 'em hell
Wish everybody well
Here's to us

Posted by: Semper Why at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (nKug+)

22 Geez, it got dusty here.

That is a lovely memorial tribute, TRex, thank you.

Condolences to the families and friends (including ourselves) of all those we've lost this year.

I love you people.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (h7ZuX)

23 Good evening, Hordelings!

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (tfChy)

24 That's two sad lists of recently departed......

Posted by: caf at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (qS/Xm)

25 Evening, ever'body,

We just finished re-watching Fatman w/ Mel Gibson. It is the least likely retelling of Santa Claus in movie history -- a minimalist-noir kind of story. There is humor, but it is *not* a comedy. And it has elements of the Krampus legend in it, too. Still, fun stuff.

Heroes & Icons is running their Twilight Zone marathon. Right now there's one with Vera Miles and Martin Milner from way back in '59 or '60.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (wzUl9)

26 Evening Horde. Thx TRex. Thx for mentioning my aunt. Good lady
To all of the Horde , thx for reading my babbling all year and being a great bunch . May you and yours have a happy and prosperous new year. May our country return to its God blessed roots

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:08 PM (zNwXb)

27 These people are not Horde or Horde adjacent, but departed in 2025

I'm sure I've seen a few of them commenting here. Some even posthumously.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 10:08 PM (nhCoE)

28 Thanks for the dandy New Year's Eve ONT, T-Rex!

Thanks for the listing of those lost this year. Prayers up for all those lost and the loved ones left behind.

I am holding two tickets for the Stay At Home Early Bedtime concert extravaganza. Looking forward to it!

Love the Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. Pittsburgh indeed.

Happy New Year, everyone!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 31, 2025 10:08 PM (kB9dk)

29 Pittsburgh Scanner is entertaining, but maybe hearing it for all of eternity might get on one's nerves.

Posted by: Short Fuse at December 31, 2025 10:08 PM (oftw2)

30 That’s very sobering to read the roll of those who have passed. All are missed, and mourned, but each of us have some in our minds that really strike our hearts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (m7iZ5)

31 Got the black-eye peas soaking. Gonna have a good luck supper tomorrow.

Happy Old Year, alla y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - one more oops for the old year at December 31, 2025 10:01 PM (dESj/)

Dad always had bep every NYD. A few years before he passed, Mom asked if he wanted them. He said no, they never worked.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (uQesX)

32 The premise that a monkey (or a thousand monkeys, or whatever) hitting random typewriter key for an infinite amount of time could type the complete works of William Shakespeare is something I profoundly disagree with. The idea that anything in the world can be arrived at through random acts is not how I chose to understand life.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (MZ+PY)

33 It's a Rockin' New Year's Eve ONT!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (wVcYX)

34 Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (gKWVE)

35 10 I noticed Jim Sunk New Dawn wasn't on the list of Morons above, but he is listed in the sidebar.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:03 PM
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Sigh... Always miss one. Thanks Perfessor. Jim has been added.

Posted by: TRex at December 31, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

36 "Please do not wear the lampshades."

But the wind nabbed my fedora, and I am in need of suitable chapeau.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 10:11 PM (4p5Zb)

37 Dad always had bep every NYD. A few years before he passed, Mom asked if he wanted them. He said no, they never worked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Did the bep, cabbage & cornbread last year.

2025 sucked.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:11 PM (c115l)

38 19 Made it to the ONT! That's like staying up til midnight at this stage of my life.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

Grrrl, me, too! I won't last much longer, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 10:11 PM (h7ZuX)

39 Yay, New Year's Eve ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 10:12 PM (lUFok)

40 {{Stateless}} and
{{halfhourshower}}

Happy new year, wherever you are!!!

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:12 PM (rdVOm)

41 The idea that anything in the world can be arrived at through random acts is not how I chose to understand life.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (MZ+PY)
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Considering the staggering complexity of DNA, it's impossible that life could have achieved its current state on our planet in a mere 4 billion years or so just through natural selection (i.e., random chance).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:12 PM (ESVrU)

42 What I think of every time someone talks about going to Pittsburgh:

youtu.be/jPSnr2WMa_o

And thank you, Dino, for helping us remember everyone. I just wish we'd been able to meet Lil Pookette this side of heaven.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still struggling at December 31, 2025 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)

43 "Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang? "

It was a Bada Bang.

Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 10:13 PM (GHIyr)

44 crown royal and butterscotch schnaps caused the accident

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 31, 2025 10:13 PM (jrgJz)

45 {{Stateless}} and
{{halfhourshower}}

Happy new year, wherever you are!!!
Posted by: JQ
*********
Agreed...and Notorious BFD......

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

46 10 I noticed Jim Sunk New Dawn wasn't on the list of Morons above, but he is listed in the sidebar.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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And Vic didn't even make the po' boy list.
Well, when you're fucked you're fucked
and don't you forget it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 10:14 PM (hVbrz)

47 Geez, it got dusty here.
That is a lovely memorial tribute, TRex, thank you.…
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


Concur. Reading through the list, there was the occasional gut-punch at the loss of great folks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - suddenly at December 31, 2025 10:14 PM (dESj/)

48 It's interesting seeing a government production about the USA that isn't a self flagellating, finger wagging, judgmental, sob story. They must have actually chose people to make the memorial projection show who didn't hate the country. How refreshing.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:14 PM (3uBP9)

49 Bleh, TRex, sorry. Hard to see through the drippy eyes.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still struggling at December 31, 2025 10:15 PM (Wt5PA)

50 Yeah. This rocking New Years Eve was about staying home. I will be retiring to bed soon. I expect to sleep well and wake up tomorrow feeling pretty decent.

Prayers up for everyone.

Posted by: No one at December 31, 2025 10:15 PM (qFwJc)

51 Sigh... Always miss one. Thanks Perfessor. Jim has been added.
Posted by: TRex at December 31, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)
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No problem.

BTW, for a reptile with a barely functional brain, you have some very deep thoughts about life and death.

There's just so much we don't know and can never know, though many of us have faith that there's much more out there after we're gone than we can possibly imagine.

Life is just a speedbump along the route to something much grander.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:15 PM (ESVrU)

52 Terence Stamp passed?

And Lalo Schifrin? He was at the Man From U.N.C.L.E. 50th anniversary mini-convention in LA in 2014, being honored for some music work he had done for the show. He looked even then, at 82, like he was at death's door. But he lived another eleven years. Tough guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:15 PM (wzUl9)

53 And thank you, Dino, for helping us remember everyone. I just wish we'd been able to meet Lil Pookette this side of heaven.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still struggling
***********
Us too...we pray that God holds you close and gives you comfort...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

54 Copper-based blood should be green, not blue.

Just look at that pointy-eared Vulcan logician, if you don't believe me.

Posted by: Leonard "Bones" McCoy, MD at December 31, 2025 10:16 PM (Oubw1)

55 Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang?

In an alternate universe somewhere, noted Astrophysicist Dr Ronald Jeremy Is preparing a talk on his "Gang Bang Theory of Universal Formation."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 10:16 PM (lUFok)

56 Dad always had bep every NYD. A few years before he passed, Mom asked if he wanted them. He said no, they never worked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Aw, that's sad, OrangeEnt.

If I wake up in the morning, I always count that as lucky. Anything more is a blessing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - above the sod thanks to God at December 31, 2025 10:16 PM (dESj/)

57 >>> The premise that a monkey (or a thousand monkeys, or whatever) hitting random typewriter key for an infinite amount of time could type the complete works of William Shakespeare is something I profoundly disagree with. The idea that anything in the world can be arrived at through random acts is not how I chose to understand life.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (MZ+PY)


I think it has actually been examined and shown to be impossible for a physically possible universe size and time line. I remember someone writing a paper on it over the past year.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:16 PM (3uBP9)

58 In the beginning there was nothing and everything that came to be came to be from nothing.

LOL. That is just illogical.

Posted by: No one at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (qFwJc)

59 Farst~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (mlg/3)

60 54 Cuprous ion is green, cupric is blue. Don't quote me.

Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (GHIyr)

61 TRex, thanks for a thoughtful ONT and for the mention of my sweet mama.

Sending all the Horde big hugs and my prayers for a happy and healthy new year for you and all your loved ones.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (IONGM)

62 Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (nljXp)

63 Wow! Where did this year go?!
So, tomorrow is my birthday...yikes, 29 AGAIN!
My birthday wish is to give my best to so many of our Horde...
TiFW; sweet pookysgirl; oh my! So many of you struggling!
Many prayers and love to you all. Words fail me...
I surely hope we all have a fine New Year.
Thanks to all of our shiny new CoBs🥰...you guys kick it!
God bless and a big giant Happy New Year❣❣❣
I love youz all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (LNeRu)

64 The premise that a monkey (or a thousand monkeys, or whatever) hitting random typewriter key for an infinite amount of time could type the complete works of William Shakespeare is something I profoundly disagree with. The idea that anything in the world can be arrived at through random acts is not how I chose to understand life.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder


The infinity is the important part. Every possibility is in there somewhere.

Think of it without requiring the actions of a monkey. Write out all of pi, 3.141592654..... in some binary representation. Then convert every 7 or 8 bits into ASCII characters. The complete works of Shakespeare are somewhere in that infinite nonrepeating decimal. Backwards, forwards, and in every possible language.

That concept only applies to "life," or other parts of reality, if the universe is infinitely old, with no starting point.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (nhCoE)

65 Pittsburgh Scanner is entertaining, but maybe hearing it for all of eternity might get on one's nerves.
Posted by: Short Fuse at December 31, 2025


***
Pittsburgh Scanner was slated to work on a double album with Mannheim Steamroller, but the project fell apart.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:18 PM (wzUl9)

66 49 Bleh, TRex, sorry. Hard to see through the drippy eyes.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still struggling at December 31, 2025 10:15 PM
***
Sorry to spur the waterworks, but needed you to know the Horde is wrapping its virtual arms around you.

Posted by: TRex at December 31, 2025 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

67 Trump’s return to office makes me miss OregonMuse’s posts about FLOTUS’ fashion choices. So many gone, but not forgotten.

Posted by: Jmel at December 31, 2025 10:18 PM (bVhJi)

68 Wow, this is kind of grim.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 10:18 PM (JkO4W)

69 On a lighter note. If you live long enough, you exceed the age range for Legos, which ends at 99.

I'm not sure if there's an upper age limit on Eggos, though....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 31, 2025 10:19 PM (S/Y4j)

70 Lalo Schifrin, didn't he do work for Clint Eastwood?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 10:19 PM (hVbrz)

71 I just wish we'd been able to meet Lil Pookette this side of heaven.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still struggling at December 31, 2025 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)

I hadn't seen...I'm so sorry. {{{Hugs}}}

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 10:19 PM (h7ZuX)

72 TRex thanks for remembering.

This was a difficult holiday week.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 10:19 PM (a4flb)

73 I had no idea that the Horde was diminished so much year by year.

God bless all, and rest in peace.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at December 31, 2025 10:19 PM (vTTFR)

74 Cheers to the Horde and our absent friends. And to you, Dino - thank you for a year of awesome ONT's and Hobby threads.
Loading 2026....please standby.

Posted by: scampydog at December 31, 2025 10:20 PM (1cq+e)

75 In the beginning there was nothing and everything that came to be came to be from nothing.

LOL. That is just illogical.
Posted by: No one at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (qFwJc)
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This seems to be a core tenet of atheism.

They get annoyed when you ask them WHY anything exists.

"It just happened" is the only explanation they can come up with.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:20 PM (ESVrU)

76 As for me and my house: Linda is scrolling endlessly through crap on her phone. Dagny the little Siberian kitten is sitting on a dinette chair.

Stirling the big black cat is hiding from the fireworks -- not actual visible fireworks, but just the rattle and crump from them outside. He was fine about fireworks noises his first Fourth of July, when he was about five months old. But then on his first NYE, when he was ten months old, something went Zzzz! in his cat brain and he ran to hide under the bed all evening. Still does on 7/4 and 12/31 every year since.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:21 PM (wzUl9)

77 ..oh, it's so dusty in here

***GROUP HUG!!!***

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (rdVOm)

78 Not every possibility is achievable within infinity. There are holes and voids.

Posted by: godel at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (3uBP9)

79 In the beginning there was nothing and everything that came to be came to be from nothing.

LOL. That is just illogical.
Posted by: No one


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Posted by: zombie Terry Pratchett at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (nhCoE)

80 Considering the staggering complexity of DNA, it's impossible that life could have achieved its current state on our planet in a mere 4 billion years or so just through natural selection (i.e., random chance).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:12 PM (ESVrU)


Brett Weinstein has a new theory about this, and it might surprise you to know he agrees with you.
He does make a proposal for a mechanism that might explain this having to do with how genes are expressed and modified.
No longer being within academia, he makes his announcement on the Joe Rogan Experience - the first hour touches on this, the rest is more wide ranging

https://tinyurl.com/nkck3fj2


Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

81 Bret. Sorry

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

82 They get annoyed when you ask them WHY anything exists.

"It just happened" is the only explanation they can come up with.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:20 PM (ESVrU)

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It all makes sense when you accept that God's consciousness is the most fundamental substrate of all of reality. "Nothingness" is God.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 10:23 PM (JkO4W)

83 Thanks for the thoughtful comments T-Rex.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025 10:23 PM (y171U)

84 "It just happened" is the only explanation they can come up with.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I tried coming up with a version for the sake of the argument, and the best that I could come up with was; " -1 + 1 = 0 " therefore something ( 1 ) comes from nothing ( 0 )... except all concepts of each value require a 'something'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 10:23 PM (mlg/3)

85 77 ..oh, it's so dusty in here

***GROUP HUG!!!***

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM
***
You're still serving drinks, right??

Posted by: TRex - Club ONT bar is open at December 31, 2025 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

86 This seems to be a core tenet of atheism.

They get annoyed when you ask them WHY anything exists.

"It just happened" is the only explanation they can come up with.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Out of twenty trillion planets, and we're the only one, "it just happened" is a joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:23 PM (c115l)

87 The premise that a monkey (or a thousand monkeys, or whatever) hitting random typewriter key for an infinite amount of time could type the complete works of William Shakespeare is something I profoundly disagree with.…
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

Yeah, it's an arguable supposition. But, eternity is a very long time. Very, very long.

Kinda like how they say every combo of numbers can be found somewhere in ℼ.

Posted by: mindful webworker - infinite monkeys and very sturdy typewriters at December 31, 2025 10:24 PM (dESj/)

88 So tomorrow trying to sell black-eyed peas will be just as hard as selling a pumpkin on November 1, or a Christmas tree on Dec. 26th?

Posted by: Thank The Lord Pumpkin Spice Season Is Long Gone at December 31, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)

89 Finally read the content all the way through.

Thanks for remembering her.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 10:24 PM (lUFok)

90 Betcha Ace does a story tomorrow about Jack Smith's testimony today. He said he wouldn't have used Madison Cornbreads testimony in front of the 1/6 because it was second hand hearsay. Gee we hadn't figured that out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:24 PM (zNwXb)

91

Lalo Schifrin is the composer of the iconic "Theme from Mission: Impossible," which was created for the television series that aired from 1966 to 1973.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 10:25 PM (pkeXY)

92 Happy New Year Horde.

2025 wasn't a great year, but compared to the last four, I thought it was an improvement. Time is still relentless.

Posted by: Corona_exile_back_in_exile at December 31, 2025 10:25 PM (UE0CA)

93 You're still serving drinks, right??
Posted by: TRex - Club ONT bar is open
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Of course!

Just had to, um, take care of the sneezes. Yeah, sneezes, that's it..

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:25 PM (rdVOm)

94 Lalo Schifrin, didn't he do work for Clint Eastwood?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025


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He did music for Kelly's Heroes, The Beguiled, and Dirty Harry, though those were not Eastwood-directed films, and then for Sudden Impact, which was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:25 PM (wzUl9)

95 Appropriate for tonight's discussion:

https://youtube.com/shorts/qJguU6sLR-8

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 10:25 PM (4p5Zb)

96 {{Stateless}} and
{{halfhourshower}}

Happy new year, wherever you are!!!
Posted by: JQ

Hey! What about me??!!

Posted by: Mrs. Calabash at December 31, 2025 10:25 PM (uQesX)

97 Three tickets to Pittsburgh, please.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at December 31, 2025 10:26 PM (wVcYX)

98 It all makes sense when you accept that God's consciousness is the most fundamental substrate of all of reality. "Nothingness" is God.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 10:23 PM (JkO4W)
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Adrian Tchaikovsky's series "The Final Architects" plays around with this idea. It's a fun read and turns some of this inside out and upside down. I can't say any more without revealing some important spoilers, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:26 PM (ESVrU)

99 Sending all the Horde big hugs and my prayers for a happy and healthy new year for you and all your loved ones.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 31, 2025 10:17 PM (IONGM)
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Back atcha, Screamo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 10:26 PM (kpS4V)

100 First, there was Nothing.

Then, it blew up.

Any questions?

Posted by: The Science! at December 31, 2025 10:26 PM (q3N/z)

101 Mr. REX.
For a guy with small arms and a not-so-small at all brain, this was a lovely soliloque. Nicely done my friend. 💕🦖

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 10:26 PM (LNeRu)

102 Lalo Schifrin is the composer of the iconic "Theme from Mission: Impossible," which was created for the television series that aired from 1966 to 1973.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025


***
His Wiki entry has this: "It is a distinctive tune written in the uncommon 5/4 time signature. The meter (dash dash, dot dot) is Morse code for the letters M and I."

I did not know that second point!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:26 PM (wzUl9)

103 This Miami-Ohio State game is rather good. I hope all of tomorrow's games are just as good.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 31, 2025 10:27 PM (Oubw1)

104 Out of twenty trillion planets, and we're the only one, "it just happened" is a joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:23 PM (c115l)


No, the joke is the punchline, and the punchline was, "we give him chocolate and generally have some picnics and band concerts. Why, what do you do when he shows up?"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:28 PM (rbvCR)

105 I made hot Cocoa tonite. Twice. Just a party animal, I guess

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 10:28 PM (q3N/z)

106 25 Heroes & Icons is running their Twilight Zone marathon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (wzUl9)

Thought I had seen every TZ episode, however there are still a few that are new to me. Someone here mentioned "Passerby" a few days ago, so I made a point to watch that today.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025 10:28 PM (y171U)

107 A lovely post. Thank you. Blessings and peace to all good horde members.

Many years ago, I was newly sober and wrestling with coming to believe in a power greater than myself. I saw that those who did have such a belief had a great peace. I was envious of this, but I felt nothing .

So a friend of mine said to me, "Here's a suggestion: Every morning, ask God to reveal himself to you today. Then, when you go to bed, thank him for keeping you sober. And keep your eyes open for signs."

"How long will that take?"

"How the fuck should I know?? Just DO it!"

Eight months later, I got my answer. And I've known Jesus is the Son of God ever since.

Happy new year, friends.

Posted by: Beverly at December 31, 2025 10:28 PM (reMys)

108 101 Mr. REX.
For a guy with small arms and a not-so-small at all brain, this was a lovely soliloque. Nicely done my friend. 💕🦖

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 10:26 PM
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Thanks! Soliloque (soliloquy?) is a good scrabble word.

Posted by: TRex - dictionary dino at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)

109 Aw, that's sad, OrangeEnt.

If I wake up in the morning, I always count that as lucky. Anything more is a blessing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - above the sod thanks to God at December 31, 2025 10:16 PM (dESj/)

I never liked them, so I don't think I missed anything. It was more of a country folk thing for his side of the family. Mom's didn't eat bep.

See what happens when you're doing multiple things at once. You get behind on the ONT comments.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (uQesX)

110 Never met anyone named Lalo. There is also a singer named Lolo.

Posted by: And Laa-Laa is a Teletubby at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (oftw2)

111 I have maya coba beans, some red beans, cabbage and a ham bone for dinner.
It is better than Chex mix

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (rbvCR)

112 40 {{Stateless}} and
{{halfhourshower}}

Happy new year, wherever you are!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:12 PM (rdVOm)

Seconded.

Reminded of some who went missing without explanation too.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (QGaXH)

113 A good New Year's Eve to all of my gray box friends, and my best wishes for your 2026 to be a happy one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (wzUl9)

114 Thank you TRex.

I hope 2026 is better for everyone.

Posted by: Joyenz at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (2F0/Y)

115 79 In the beginning there was nothing and everything that came to be came to be from nothing.

LOL. That is just illogical.
Posted by: No one

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Posted by: zombie Terry Pratchett at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (nhCoE)

If you consider this reality as just a 4 dimensional bubble inside a greater multidimensional reality, then it’s not illogical at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 10:30 PM (m7iZ5)

116
Re the Monkey typing theorem. To produce, say the exact text of Hamlet, a number of "random monkeys" equal to the number of subatomic particles in the universe typing would need about 10^(360,000) time the age of the universe to get even a decent chance.

That probability in the given age of the universe is so small as to be indistinguishable from zero.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 10:30 PM (w6EFb)

117 110 Never met anyone named Lalo. There is also a singer named Lolo.
Posted by: And Laa-Laa is a Teletubby at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (oftw2)

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I met a chick named Lola in a bar once.

Posted by: Ray Davies at December 31, 2025 10:30 PM (JkO4W)

118 The infinity is the important part. Every possibility is in there somewhere.

Think of it without requiring the actions of a monkey. Write out all of pi, 3.141592654..... in some binary representation. Then convert every 7 or 8 bits into ASCII characters. The complete works of Shakespeare are somewhere in that infinite nonrepeating decimal. Backwards, forwards, and in every possible language.
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Further, all of those versions with *one* misspelling, or two or so forth. So finding a copy (as with infinite monkey/typewriters there'll be more than one) that's actually letter perfect is going to be prohibitively difficult.

Posted by: Pam Bondi at December 31, 2025 10:30 PM (vSvIl)

119 Speaking of the front page sidebar

Brigitte Bardot… If you have forgotten what she looked like, try this. [CBD]

I find her unforgettable.

Posted by: mindful webworker - speaking of va-voom at December 31, 2025 10:30 PM (dESj/)

120 Dang it, go away TV personality sock.

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (vSvIl)

121 In the beginning there was nothing and everything that came to be came to be from nothing.

That would be the cosmological argument in classical apologetics.

The atheists pick from:

• The Universe is a Brute Fact (rejecting the need for a metaphysical explanation)

• Quantum Cosmology - emerged from a quantum vacuum, that is "nothing" in physics isn't absolute nothingness but a field with potential energy

• They reject a temporal framework which implies a beginning and that the universe extends beyond time and thus eternal or timeless. Causality applies only within time.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (a4flb)

122 >>>You're still serving drinks, right??
Posted by: TRex - Club ONT bar is open

>It may be time for that second whiskey. The big moment is approaching and I haven't hit the sack yet.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (nljXp)

123 I gots one o' them Stay Home and Do Nothing and Go To Bed Early tickets...
... and I plan on using it!

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

124 Evenin' and Happy New Year!

“Death is swallowed up in victory.”
55“O death, where is your victory?
O death, where is your sting?”

56The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. 57But thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.

58Therefore, my beloved brothers, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, knowing that in the Lord your labor is not in vain.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (sAmhv)

125 107/Beverly, that is a great post. Thank you for sharing.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (IQ6Gq)

126 110 Never met anyone named Lalo. There is also a singer named Lolo.
Posted by: And Laa-Laa is a Teletubby at December 31, 2025 10:29 PM (oftw2)

**********

And a national forest.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (Oubw1)

127 If you consider this reality as just a 4 dimensional bubble inside a greater multidimensional reality, then it’s not illogical at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 10:30 PM (m7iZ5)

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Please favor us with your description of Kalabi-Yau manifolds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (JkO4W)

128 Deep thoughts. Seems to me we debate the origin of the universe from time to time. We never seem to reconcile faith with quantum theory. It's a real head scratcher.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

129 TRex, that was a very thoughtful post. Thank you.

I didn't expect to see my name, thank you again.

Condolences to all who have lost a loved one. May God's peace be with you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (igoLh)

130 Life is just a speedbump along the route to something much grander.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:15 PM (ESVrU)
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Momento Mori. We will be dead much, much longer than we will be alive. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (ZOv7s)

131 I don't even know how someone with such short arms can compose and post ONTs. Are there "cheaters" involved, like "marital aids"?

Posted by: On SSDI, Myself, But Handi-Capable! at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (oftw2)

132 Thought I had seen every TZ episode, however there are still a few that are new to me. Someone here mentioned "Passerby" a few days ago, so I made a point to watch that today.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025 10:28 PM

It was my recommendation, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do! And I have always noticed that it’s not often shown on the TZ marathons, and I don’t know why.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (m7iZ5)

133 Something my pastor told me years ago. He did not fear death as he believed that it was A) inevitable; and B) he was pretty sure where his soul was going. But...he did admit he wasn't crazy about the death experience. He was hoping for one of those in your sleep events.
Can't fault the logic.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

134 Yeah, it's an arguable supposition. But, eternity is a very long time. Very, very long.

Posted by: mindful webworker - infinite monkeys and very sturdy typewriters at December 31, 2025 10:24 PM (dESj/)
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"Eternity is a long time, my friends. It's hard to imagine how long it is. Imagine yourself at the supermarket checkout line. And there's 15 people ahead of you. And each one has a full basket of groceries. And none of the items are marked. And everyone wants to pay by check. And it's the girl's first day on the job. And she doesn't speak English.

"You take a few minutes off that, and you start to get an idea of just how long eternity is."

Posted by: Emo Philips at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (ESVrU)

135 Oh, and I got around to ordering a calendar for 2026 at last. There never seems to be anything that grabs me in the stores or in those mall kiosks; and I need one with a page that I can write down the various appointments or chores. So I always go online. I got this:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhpdkp

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (wzUl9)

136 If you consider this reality as just a 4 dimensional bubble inside a greater multidimensional reality, then it’s not illogical at all.

If that's the case we should be able to fold dimensions and travel anywhere we want pretty much instantly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 10:33 PM (lUFok)

137 Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang?

The Bang was a creation, whether it was divine or not. I suspect this is why so many astronomers have been trying to come up with alternate theories since some sort of cosmic big bang became obvious. I also suspect it was made even worse by having been formulated by a Catholic priest/physicist.

Much of the current alternative theories of the creation of the universe (a) still involve a big bang and (b) attempt to hide it with turtles all the way down.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 10:33 PM (EXyHK)

138 In the beginning there was nothing and everything that came to be came to be from nothing.

LOL. That is just illogical.
Posted by: No one

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Posted by: zombie Terry Pratchett at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (nhCoE)

If you consider this reality as just a 4 dimensional bubble inside a greater multidimensional reality, then it’s not illogical at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 10:30 PM (m7iZ5)

In other words, our universe was squeezed into existence like toothpaste out of its tube? We're all just bits of toothpaste?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 31, 2025 10:33 PM (S/Y4j)

139 If you consider this reality as just a 4 dimensional bubble inside a greater multidimensional reality, then it’s not illogical at all.

Or that all of the universe is a simulation - a near infinite software program.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 10:34 PM (a4flb)

140 Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang? If a divine creator, what does "created in the image of God" mean? If a bang, what existed before and what caused the bang?

I'm still trying to explain to the cat in the Cafe thread where the bubble came from.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 10:34 PM (rq3mQ)

141 103 This Miami-Ohio State game is rather good. I hope all of tomorrow's games are just as good.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 31, 2025 10:27 PM (Oubw1)

Eh. Mr. Dmlw! is building a bonfire to burn all of his OSU stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 10:35 PM (h7ZuX)

142 Thank you Dino for a touching and well thought out NYE ONT. I'm sure it took some planning.

Wife and I are home alone tonight, she watching her shows, I watching mine.
usually there's a big family get-together on her side but with one 90-something in the hospital and several younger people with awful colds - including wife - we thought better to stay home.

So youse guys are stuck wit me and my weird sense of humor. I think I get the better of that arrangement.

Let's be grateful for the blessings bestowed on us in '25 and give thanks for blessings yet to come in '26.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 10:35 PM (QGaXH)

143 The horde was very supportive. Still is supportive.

It made a difference for me.

Annie Stew does good work. I aver she is one of the pillars that makes this smart military blog a community.

Thank you for mentioning me and my late wife.

This was a quite difficult holiday season.
As Astra Per Aspera

After 2025, looking for a better 2026.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

144 Please favor us with your description of Kalabi-Yau manifolds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (JkO4W)

*waves hands expressively, in vaguely circular motions*

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 10:35 PM (m7iZ5)

145 I made hot Cocoa tonite. Twice. Just a party animal, I guess.

I added brandy to my hot cocoa. Party plussed.

It really was darn good.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (EXyHK)

146 I don't even know how someone with such short arms can compose and post ONTs. Are there "cheaters" involved, like "marital aids"?
Posted by: On SSDI, Myself, But Handi-Capable!
***********
Despite bribes and "wondering", I get no previews. I find out when you find out...disappointing, right?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

147 Happy New Years Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (2WIwB)

148 Woody Allen: I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (zNwXb)

149 Beautiful, TRex. Thank you. And blessings to everyone who has lost a friend or family member. Please take comfort they are in an amazing place.

I want to second or third or fourth what TRex wrote, please don’t keep things laying on your heart. I am not in a position to speak for everyone, but I can speak for me - I promise to listen.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (OoFl2)

150 OK, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is nuts! That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...

Posted by: Pinto at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (wVcYX)

151 I recall Derb stating that he is an atheist, but then saying, 'But, what is this thing that we call 'spirit'?' Acknowledging that there is something beyond the comprehensible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (XeU6L)

152 I think I'll bring in the New Year with an uplifting movie!!

Bladerunner (Blu Ray)

Probably watch some Twilight Zone episodes too. Have those on DVD.

Haven't watched them in a long while. Haven't watched any movie or TV show in a long while. My time wasteing TV blackhole usually involves racing or golf. Lots of it on, all year long.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (sAmhv)

153 Lulu

"To Sir, With Love"

Divinyls covered

https://youtu.be/_PI4G3dbon0

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)

154 In other words, our universe was squeezed into existence like toothpaste out of its tube? We're all just bits of toothpaste?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Is it better to be a bit of toothpaste, or a bit of personal lubricant?

Wrong answers only.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 10:37 PM (nhCoE)

155 Ain't looking good right now for THE Ohio State

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:37 PM (zNwXb)

156 Thought I had seen every TZ episode, however there are still a few that are new to me. Someone here mentioned "Passerby" a few days ago, so I made a point to watch that today.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025


***
With James Gregory and Joanne Linville, who would later guest-star on Trek, though not together. I know I've seen it, but it's been a long time. A ghost story set during the Civil War?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:37 PM (wzUl9)

157
Nice one TRex. Thank you, and Happy New year.

*hoists one for both lists*

To absent friends.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (QVmho)

158 {{{Dash my lace wigs}}}

Just hug him strongly and tell him it’s only a football game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (u82oZ)

159 13 Beautiful post.
Thanks for the mention of my Dad.

I miss him, and Mom, but it's getting better.

You get used to it, slowly.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 10:04 PM (6ydKt)

This year '26 will be 10 years since mom and dad passed within a month of each other. I miss them everyday, more so since I stopped working.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (QGaXH)

160 OK, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is nuts! That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...
Posted by: Pinto at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (wVcYX)

----------

Wanna buy some pot from me?

Posted by: Professor Jennings at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (JkO4W)

161 If you consider this reality as just a 4 dimensional bubble inside a greater multidimensional reality, then it’s not illogical at all.

Or that all of the universe is a simulation - a near infinite software program.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 10:34 PM (a4flb)
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Has anyone discovered observable evidence for either of those hypotheses?

Or are they just interesting mathematical models?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (ESVrU)

162 Okay, here's something to amuse...

A few weeks ago I got back into playing with miniatures, first Warhammer 40k and then my proprietary fantasy system. While painting, I like music, but not just the radio, it should have a theme. Having gotten bored with the Conan The Barbarian Soundtrack, I did some Christmas carols (not good) and hit upon The Ghost and The Darkness soundtrack. Lovin' it.

My youngest joined me in a joint session of building models and painting. This is a silent but shared activity. Anyway, she remarked that it sounded very dramatic, and I realized she'd never seen the movie! I resolved to remedy that, only to realize that I no longer owned it. You see, it was so old, I owned it on VHS. So I had to go and buy the DVD. Earlier tonight we watched it. Great film, and yes, I have seen the Tsavo lions in Chicago. I told her that her eldest sister also saw them, but probably doesn't remember it. Must dig out pictures.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)

163 Trump Threatens to Sue Fed Chair Powell for ‘Gross Incompetence’ Over $2.5 Billion Headquarters Renovation - December 30, 2025
_istandforfreedom .com

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (hVbrz)

164 My owl, who hasn’t been around a ton since we got the dog and the neighbors renovated their house, is out there hooting away in the fireworks noise. I think he is scared. I think I may open the screen door and see if he goes on the porch.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (OoFl2)

165 Please favor us with your description of Kalabi-Yau manifolds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


One star. Cheap Chinesium crap from Amazon.

Buy American-made auto parts.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 10:39 PM (nhCoE)

166 Let me clear this up for everyone:

Nothing has happened yet. We aren't really here. Only our potential is here. Past, present, and future all exist in a block, and currently only the future is occurring because there is no past, or present to represent itself.

Hope that clears it up for everyone. MORE WINE!!!!

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 10:39 PM (dIske)

167 Happy new year Hordians..

I'll bow out... not the type of thread I need right now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 10:39 PM (mP0Kj)

168 I need one with a page that I can write down the various appointments or chores. So I always go online. I got this:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhpdkp
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (wzUl9)

Somebody may not like that you know....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 10:40 PM (uQesX)

169 Has anyone discovered observable evidence for either of those hypotheses?

Or are they just interesting mathematical models?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (ESVrU)
---
The rules of logic are always set aside when religion comes into play. Note that "Bible scholars" demand a level of proof unknown to other types of historians. Also that a theory is treated as true by default, but thousands of years of tradition is always suspect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM (ZOv7s)

170
"I do not have all the answers. But if you pass from this life and end up in Pittsburgh, please let me know. I have questions."

Ha!
Well done, Dino.
Well done.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM (2Ez/1)

171 Just hug him strongly and tell him it’s only a football game.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:38 PM (u82oZ)

Exactly. Happy New Year, NaCly!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM (h7ZuX)

172 This was a quite difficult holiday season.
As Astra Per Aspera

After 2025, looking for a better 2026.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

{{{{NaCly}}}}

Much love to you, friend. Wishing you (and the Horde) a blessed New Year!

Posted by: moki at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM (wLjpr)

173 I tossed one of my hoodies onto the futon in my office.

My cat Hexie is now performing her "kneading dance" on it.

She likes to sleep there.

I love my kitties.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM (ESVrU)

174 https://youtu.be/3QsvZ8P1QNk

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM (rdVOm)

175 Vila Restal: I plan to live forever. Or die trying.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 10:42 PM (EXyHK)

176 Personal lubricant is far better than toothpaste for getting caked blood out of your hair.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)

177 Yeah, Miami is about to close the deal

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

178 Some might be interested in one or more of these 2025 recap videos

Best of Cowboy Cooking in 2025
Cowboy Kent Rollins, and more than we usually get of his lovely wife, Shannon.
https://youtu.be/2oTpSamJmfI

2025 Year In Review...Highlights and Lowlights
Rick Beato
https://youtu.be/OTSXRcOMxpY

'Seriously?!' Most OUTRAGEOUS Laws Passed in 2025
Carl Higbie Frontline with Oklahoma's Markwayne Mullin
https://youtu.be/GeODcWYBIXI

and I'll throw this in, even though our Sen. Lankford is… less than one might wish.
Senator James Lankford's 2025 Year in Review
https://youtu.be/5Xl2sugK0gk

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't look back, just keep running at December 31, 2025 10:42 PM (dESj/)

179 “Perfessor” Squirrel

There seems to be data at strong odds with current theory in cosmology. That means theory has to adjust. Which I am not seeing happening.

Reality is way too messy to be a simulation.

Hand of God as an explanation is looking more likely. Or someone with all the cheat codes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:43 PM (u82oZ)

180 Eh. Mr. Dmlw! is building a bonfire to burn all of his OSU stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 10:35 PM (h7ZuX)

Hold on, I've got some gear here too ...

#grrrr

Posted by: browndog remembers Rex Kern at December 31, 2025 10:44 PM (3sXRv)

181 Copper-based blood should be green, not blue.

Just look at that pointy-eared Vulcan logician, if you don't believe me.
Posted by: Leonard "Bones" McCoy, MD at December 31, 2025 10:16 PM (Oubw1)

Copper ion in solution is beautiful deep blue. Look at copper sulfate crystals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 10:44 PM (8zz6B)

182 I love my kitties.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM (ESVrU)
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The senior cat blasted open the doors where we were watching The Ghost and The Darkness, and curled up on my lap.

We knew she was rooting for the lions.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)

183 Every day when I handle my car keys, I think of Jewells, on account of the Aoshq key chain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 10:44 PM (XeU6L)

184 So I went to Lowe's today to purchase a new range for my kitchen.

While I was chatting with the sales clerks, they told me there's a dude that likes to come into Lowe's and steals the knobs off the appliances. They've caught him multiple times on camera. No apparent reason.

Though when they told me about it, I immediately thought of the subject of last night's ONT.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:45 PM (ESVrU)

185 Wishing all y'all a new year filled with laughter, strength and peace.

I am grateful for this grey box community.

Big changes coming up for me this year. I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 31, 2025 10:45 PM (igoLh)

186 69 On a lighter note. If you live long enough, you exceed the age range for Legos, which ends at 99.

I'm not sure if there's an upper age limit on Eggos, though....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 31, 2025 10:19 PM (S/Y4j)

My 97 y.o. M-I-L likes her some Eggos with syrup. Wife says she makes her fill every little square with syrup before she'll eat it. Wife says 'old people and little kids are the same'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 10:45 PM (QGaXH)

187 "Personal lubricant is far better than toothpaste for getting caked blood out of your hair."

Uh... I don't wanna know. The less said, the better.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 10:45 PM (tfChy)

188 Good evening morons и с Новым годом Dino!

What a lovely memoriam, thank you we are coming up on Rose's z'l first yahrzeit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

189 I need one with a page that I can write down the various appointments or chores. So I always go online. I got this:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhpdkp
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025
*
Somebody may not like that you know....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025


***
If you mean Miss Linda, she has never voiced any disapproval of my pin-up art calendars. Besides, it's not like it has actual Playboy/Penthouse nudes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:45 PM (wzUl9)

190 If you consider this reality as just a 4 dimensional bubble inside a greater multidimensional reality, then it’s not illogical at all.

Since we are using dimensions, so we have, through hypothetical complexity, a universe that doesn't require a cosmological explanation.

Now do a planet that supports life. Lets start with the Drake Equation:
N = R* x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L
• N = estimated number of detectable civilizations
• R* average rate of star formations in the galaxy
• fraction of stars that have planetary systems
• average # of planets per star that could support life
• fraction of those planets where life actually develops
• fraction of lfe-bearing planets with intelligent life
• fraction of civilizations that develop detectable tech
• average lifetime of such civilizations

The Drake Equation leaves out a lot of other factors.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 10:46 PM (a4flb)

191 Hold on, I've got some gear here too ...

#grrrr
Posted by: browndog remembers Rex Kern at December 31, 2025 10:44 PM (3sXRv)

*rolls the refuse cart on over....throw it in, friend.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 10:46 PM (h7ZuX)

192
There was a recent paper out purporting to disprove that we could be in a simulation. The math is way beyond me, but it was something about what is observed cannot be the product of an "algorithmic" process.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 10:46 PM (w6EFb)

193 I visit Western PA at least once a year, sometimes twice. Grew up north of Pittsburgh. I haven't been to downtown Pittsburgh since the late 80s. Driving there is an adventure. I'm not sure, unless you've been there, anybody understands what the geography there does to driving in Pittburgh. It can be, uh, challenging. So, if you die and end up in Pittsburgh, avoid driving.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 10:46 PM (sAmhv)

194 Though when they told me about it, I immediately thought of the subject of last night's ONT.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Do you need some knobs?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:46 PM (c115l)

195 Personal lubricant is far better than toothpaste for getting caked blood out of your hair.
Posted by: Kindltot
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I refuse to ponder this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 10:46 PM (XeU6L)

196 Miami 23-14

55 seconds to play

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)

197 The bang theory is just a construct to give non-conformists a creation story for happenings we'll never know.

Light years of random data viewed thru a lens in a whisper.

My bowel movements are real. Happy New Year!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 10:47 PM (nljXp)

198 Baron Mikel Scicluna was a fine wrestler of Maltese ancestry. He was always billed as being from "The Isle of Malta!", but more than half his life he was from Pittsburgh.

Posted by: WWF Lore at December 31, 2025 10:47 PM (oftw2)

199 Imagine yourself at the supermarket checkout line. And there's 15 people ahead of you. And each one has a full basket of groceries. And none of the items are marked. And everyone wants to pay by check. And it's the girl's first day on the job. And she doesn't speak English.…
Posted by: Emo Philips


And they don't start writing the check until everything's rung up. And every one has a stack of coupons, many expired. And you really need to pee.

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't look back, just keep running at December 31, 2025 10:47 PM (dESj/)

200 Personal lubricant is far better than toothpaste for getting caked blood out of your hair.

This is somebody who knows how to party.

Or cover up a crime. But definitely one of those.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 10:47 PM (lUFok)

201 w/ PAT 24-14 Miami

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

202 Good night all and Happy New Year

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:47 PM (zNwXb)

203 {{{AmericanKestrel}}}

On to bigger and brighter tomorrows.
For both of us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

204 Andy Warhol was also a prominent Pittsburghian. Died in NY, though.

Posted by: The King Of Pop Art at December 31, 2025 10:49 PM (oftw2)

205 Wife says 'old people and little kids are the same'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
---------

Haha, so true!

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:49 PM (rdVOm)

206 Amazon Prime Video has The Twilight Zone available to watch right now. I saw a notice that it's leaving soon.

It's darkly amusing to watch the storylines that involve life in 1959 being just too fast paced for people to stand.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 31, 2025 10:50 PM (2XHCB)

207 Miami interception

this is over

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 10:50 PM (ZxPkt)

208 The senior cat blasted open the doors where we were watching The Ghost and The Darkness, and curled up on my lap.

We knew she was rooting for the lions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025


***
There's been suggestions that the lions which still live in the Tsavo area, larger than most lions and with maneless males, may be direct descendants of the ancient cave lions (Panthera spelaea).

Years ago I told Linda that my then-cat Arizona, the big shaggy red tabby, had racial memories of cave lion days. She thought I was making the "cave lion" part up; she'd never heard of the creatures.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:50 PM (wzUl9)

209 The bang theory is just a construct to give non-conformists a creation story for happenings we'll never know.

Light years of random data viewed thru a lens in a whisper.

My bowel movements are real. Happy New Year!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone



Someone got into the brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:51 PM (c115l)

210 Uh... I don't wanna know. The less said, the better.
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 10:45 PM (tfChy)


ER nurse told me that one, when we took dad in when he had split his scalp in a fall. That was the one where my wife insisted we take the Impala because it had leather seats.
Funny, frustrating night. I miss dad.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:51 PM (rbvCR)

211 Wolfus, I can't remember, did you get that last email I sent?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 10:51 PM (uQesX)

212 I visit Western PA at least once a year, sometimes twice. Grew up north of Pittsburgh. I haven't been to downtown Pittsburgh since the late 80s. Driving there is an adventure. I'm not sure, unless you've been there, anybody understands what the geography there does to driving in Pittburgh. It can be, uh, challenging. So, if you die and end up in Pittsburgh, avoid driving.
Posted by: Puddleglum,
********
1000%

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 10:51 PM (IQ6Gq)

213 This Miami-Ohio State game is rather good.

Well, how about that!

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 10:52 PM (rq3mQ)

214 77 ..oh, it's so dusty in here

***GROUP HUG!!!***
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:22 PM (rdVOm)

Don't know about this 'hug' business but I wouldn't say no to a cold beer......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 10:52 PM (QGaXH)

215 Ridgid Tools used to put out an eye candy calendar. Bikini girls holding wrenches mostly.

Posted by: Miss February Fan at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (oftw2)

216 Another Year.

https://youtu.be/_EwjFrHGPb4

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (nhCoE)

217 Also, I knew a girl who talked about the time she used toothpaste to spike up and dred her hair for a party, and pretty much had to cut it to a high and tight to get it off, so it is not something to use in hair.

I liked Akane, she was a hoot.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (rbvCR)

218 *slides a beer down the bar to ARiK*

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

219 Have a great new year, everyone.

May it be noted for you and yours thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

220 There's been suggestions that the lions which still live in the Tsavo area, larger than most lions and with maneless males, may be direct descendants of the ancient cave lions (Panthera spelaea)
--------
Hatchet Jack, "was livin' two year in a cave up on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him". -- Del Gue

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (XeU6L)

221 Personal lubricant is far better than toothpaste for getting caked blood out of your hair.
Posted by: Kindltot

What kind of parties do you go to!!?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 10:54 PM (cYBz/)

222 Ridgid Tools used to put out an eye candy calendar.
Posted by: Miss February Fan


Or the other way 'round.

Posted by: somebody had to say it at December 31, 2025 10:54 PM (nhCoE)

223 What is it with the reporterette with the gold lame dress and the upswept hairdo interviewing players after the game? Who dresses this way to be on the sidelines?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 10:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

224 There's been suggestions that the lions which still live in the Tsavo area, larger than most lions and with maneless males, may be direct descendants of the ancient cave lions (Panthera spelaea).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:50 PM (wzUl9)
---
It's Africa. Anything is possible.

I enjoyed watching the film for the first time in a long time, and was able to recognize more of the firearms than before. Michael Douglas keeping a giant bore percussion cap pistol make sense when you realize that magnums haven't been invented yet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 10:55 PM (ZOv7s)

225 Wolfus, I can't remember, did you get that last email I sent?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025


***
A couple of days ago? I'm pretty sure I did. I'll look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:55 PM (wzUl9)

226 Clean the barrel of a gun (except when shooting lead bullets) - beautiful rich blue color. Which tells you that you have to keep cleaning til it diminishes or goes away.

The water in small inlets near Seward, AK - amazing blue tint. Also copper I believe.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 10:55 PM (U/Byj)

227 Pittsburgh is the only city I know attached to the word "confluence".

Posted by: Allegheny, Monongahela, Ohio at December 31, 2025 10:55 PM (oftw2)

228 Who dresses this way to be on the sidelines?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba


She's not dressed that way to be on the sidelines. She's dressed that way to be on camera.

Posted by: Ridgid Tools at December 31, 2025 10:55 PM (nhCoE)

229 Oh, and I got around to ordering a calendar for 2026 at last.

Just reuse your 2015 or 2009 calendar.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 10:56 PM (a4flb)

230
Ev'ry time I see your face,
It reminds me of the places we used to go.

But all I got is a photograph
And I realize you're not coming back anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 10:57 PM (RIvkX)

231 Ridgid Tools used to put out an eye candy calendar. Bikini girls holding wrenches mostly.
Posted by: Miss February Fan at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (oftw2)


Dillon Precision does a calendar, hot chicks with guns

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 10:58 PM (rbvCR)

232 "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:41 PM

They ARE entertaining, aren't they?

Posted by: KT at December 31, 2025 10:58 PM (7vIsy)

233 143 NaCly

How lovely to see you. We don't often cross paths anymore...
Big prayers for you my friend. Always know you have wonderful loving friends here❣❣❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 10:58 PM (LNeRu)

234 So I flat lined after I got my appendix taken out and proceeded to bleed out internally until I started going into shock. It was caught by my ex husband, and I am grateful for that. I flatlined in the operating room after they rushed me back into surgery. I do not fear death, it was the warmest, most loving, most comfortable feeling I have ever had, nothing has even come close. It was peachy and pink everywhere, like a beach sunset. I did not want to leave. But I was told by a voice which seemed to come from everywhere that I needed to go back, I had little girls who needed me, this was not my time. I distinctly remember being told it would be okay, I would come back, but not now. And suddenly it was all gone, and I was cold, things were beeping and I was alive again.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 10:58 PM (p4NUW)

235 Happy New Year to The Horde, Families, Friends and Pets!

Posted by: KT at December 31, 2025 10:59 PM (7vIsy)

236 128 Deep thoughts. Seems to me we debate the origin of the universe from time to time. We never seem to reconcile faith with quantum theory. It's a real head scratcher.
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

So far, going with faith and letting the science catch up has been the winning ticket....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 10:59 PM (QGaXH)

237 The XO went to bed a long time ago. The idiot Persian is mostly asleep. The Wicked Witch is wide awake and nagging for another Churo tube. -- which she does not need because she is maybe one or two pounds from round as a pumpkin. My normally quiet neighborhood has been shooting off fireworks since before dusk. And I am eating a slice of fruitcake. I do not understand people who claim to loathe fruitcake. (There's something wrong.)

My brain simply jams up at the thought of eternity. Deep time scares me. Astronomers, physicists, and other such science types who calmly speak of billions of years give me the creeps. My brain simply refuses to process that concept. And neither can my poor, retarded brain accept that the entire universe just suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Someone pushed the button. But where did that "someone" come from? Again, my brain refuses to accept a "someone" with no beginning and no end. I try to be a nice person though, just in case.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 31, 2025 11:00 PM (DK5Sh)

238 Season 2, Episode 1 of The Chosen does an excellent job giving context to John writing the scripture Dino mentioned above.

https://watch.thechosen.tv/video/184683594353

When you have an hour watch it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 11:00 PM (2Ez/1)

239 Also Donna Jean Godcheaux is of blessed memory this year just a few weeks ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:00 PM (RIvkX)

240 Happy new year to all you folks. 2026 will be a new journey for me and I'm glad this place is here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2025 11:00 PM (CHHv1)

241 Happy New Year when it gets here, horde!

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 31, 2025 11:01 PM (47diA)

242 @C_3C_3 . 3h
Perhaps the most absurd January 6th lie…

Cassidy Hutchinson claims she heard POTUS Trump grabbed the steering wheel of the beast in rage.

She’s clearly lying.

We have the texts of her and Liz Cheney setting up a call to create the lie.

Lock them up

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 11:01 PM (hVbrz)

243 I do not fear death, it was the warmest, most loving, most comfortable feeling I have ever had, nothing has even come close. It was peachy and pink everywhere, like a beach sunset. I did not want to leave. But I was told by a voice which seemed to come from everywhere that I needed to go back, I had little girls who needed me, this was not my time. I distinctly remember being told it would be okay, I would come back, but not now. And suddenly it was all gone, and I was cold, things were beeping and I was alive again.
Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 10:58 PM (p4NUW)
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I had a dream like that once. No surgery involved, just an ordinary night's sleep, but it was a dream like nothing I've ever experienced. I *know* it was not a normal dream. It felt far too real and the voice was definitely NOT coming from inside my own head.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 11:02 PM (ESVrU)

244 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

You are sunshine that keeps me going. May your new year be wondrous.

Turning in now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

245 was able to recognize more of the firearms than before. Michael Douglas keeping a giant bore percussion cap pistol make sense when you realize that magnums haven't been invented yet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I've never seen a Howdah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

246 Darla Hood died after an appendectomy and Andy Warhol died after routine gall bladder surgery.

Posted by: But A Vapor at December 31, 2025 11:02 PM (oftw2)

247 Livestream, New Orleans Street Cam, might get entertaining tonight...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHW8srS0ylo

Posted by: davidt at December 31, 2025 11:03 PM (Q+gd/)

248 What is it with the reporterette with the gold lame dress and the upswept hairdo interviewing players after the game? Who dresses this way to be on the sidelines?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 10:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

Why am I imaging that the hairdo looks like the dinner brought to the car at the end of the Flintstones?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 31, 2025 11:03 PM (S/Y4j)

249 I have a crazy idea that after we die, we spend eternity with others just like us.

Heaven or Hell would simply be a product of our own souls

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 31, 2025 11:04 PM (0bvPF)

250 148 Woody Allen: I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:36 PM (zNwXb)

"Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.....

I want to go to heaven, I just don't want to go tonight...."

From memory, so apologies all around....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:05 PM (QGaXH)

251 Has anyone discovered observable evidence for either of those hypotheses?


I'm a six day Creationist, but the simulation explanation is a fairly versatile model to conceptualize the intermingling of the physical world and the spiritual world and account for the God is all without the pantheism.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 11:05 PM (a4flb)

252 183

Same. I have several of Julie"s Jewels. They keep her in my heart, and that's nice.💔❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 11:06 PM (LNeRu)

253 I had a dream like that once. No surgery involved, just an ordinary night's sleep, but it was a dream like nothing I've ever experienced. I *know* it was not a normal dream. It felt far too real and the voice was definitely NOT coming from inside my own head.
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Had something like that too, once. I just woke up feeling like God's love was permeating every cell of my being.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 31, 2025 11:06 PM (0bvPF)

254 I've never seen a Howdah.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 11:02 PM (XeU6L)
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How about a Howdy?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:06 PM (ZOv7s)

255
Something you might find interesting, which I do, is the theories of theoretical physicist Nikodem Poplawski. He has a sort of "fecund universes" idea, which gives a good basic for some previous hand-waving type of argument.

Basically, under the right conditions of mass and angular momentum, a black hole can birth another universe "inside" (I put inside in quotes because this doesn't work anything like 3D Newtonian intuition imagines). And then in that new universe, more black holes form, and you get an infinite chain of universe creation. One universe births many daughter universes in the ashes of the black hole collapses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 11:07 PM (w6EFb)

256 I had a dream like that once. No surgery involved, just an ordinary night's sleep, but it was a dream like nothing I've ever experienced. I *know* it was not a normal dream. It felt far too real and the voice was definitely NOT coming from inside my own head.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December

The voice definitely was not in my head, either, plus I was really dead. When I woke up the doctors were standing over me and they said “we really thought we lost you there”. It took awhile for that to make sense in my wooziness, where the voice was crystal clear.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:08 PM (p4NUW)

257 To badly paraphrase Shakespeare, Death is a Journey To The Undiscovered Country, from no reports are heard.

Hopefully it's nice and not like Pittsburg at all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)

258 Hopefully it's nice and not like Pittsburg at all.

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I dunno. I heard Pittsburgh is pretty nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:09 PM (+HNx/)

259 Happy happy NEW YEARS 😊🎇 to all the horde 😁💥
And may 2026 bring many blessings to us all 💥💥🎊🎉.
🍾🍾🍸🍸🍸

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:09 PM (aO42i)

260 168 I need one with a page that I can write down the various appointments or chores. So I always go online. I got this:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhpdkp
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:32 PM (wzUl9)

Somebody may not like that you know....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 10:40 PM (uQesX)

My favorite calendar was a daily Far Side calendar. Haven't seen them around for years. Monthly, yes. Not daily.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:09 PM (QGaXH)

261 The fun thing about fake non-booze champagne is that it comes in wild varieties that nature never intended. Just finished a glass of sparkling mango.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 11:10 PM (3uBP9)

262
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

Posted by: Epitaph of W.C. Fields at December 31, 2025 11:11 PM (2Ez/1)

263 Livestream, New Orleans Street Cam, might get entertaining tonight...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHW8srS0ylo
Posted by: davidt at December 31, 2025


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The corner of Bourbon and Orleans, I think. If it is, the camera is showing the block of Bourbon I grew up on, with Orleans Street to the left with the car. I'm not sure -- I haven't been down there in a long time, and I am not familiar with all the bars in that block now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:12 PM (wzUl9)

264 Piper, just glad that wasn't your final chapter....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 11:12 PM (IQ6Gq)

265 I have a crazy idea that after we die, we spend eternity with others just like us.
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"We travel between the eternities" -Robert Duvall, in 'Broken Trail'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 11:12 PM (XeU6L)

266 I'm not going to Philadelphia or Camden, though.

Posted by: Got Some Standards at December 31, 2025 11:12 PM (oftw2)

267 Happy New Year everyone.

Well except you know who.

Posted by: Tucker at December 31, 2025 11:13 PM (Tpp9k)

268 Bill Watterson is a paradox. He's a guy who wanted to surpass Charles Schulz, and then got pissed about all the marketing that came with it.

Dude, you got the brass ring. Take the win. But no, he had to sulk and quit. Be careful what you wish for, etc.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:13 PM (ZOv7s)

269 I'm not going to Philadelphia or Camden, though.
Posted by: Got Some Standards
*******
Very wise, in my opinion....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 11:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

270 It's a little after 9 PM here and I'm going to bed. Happy New Year everyone and I hope 2026 is better for us all.

Posted by: Archer at December 31, 2025 11:13 PM (YGRGv)

271 I spent New Year 1986 in Philadelphia. That was a wild party. It is possible to do too much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:14 PM (RIvkX)

272 End Wokeness @EndWokeness

"MN mom" panics after seeing "fraud is bad" in her script

X video: https://bit.ly/4sizByG

@stevenvoiceover @stevenvoiceover

BREAKING: Jim Carrey Pranks CNN & Somali-Minnesota Mom

X video: https://bit.ly/4jj40cl

End Wokeness @EndWokeness

Daycare activist covers her mouth after she slips and says "there IS fraud"

X video: https://bit.ly/3LgCnUr

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 11:14 PM (P5BPp)

273 Went back to @LisaMaret to see if there is an update on Hanson and I can'r find the original post.
Sometimes it's not chronological, went back to the 28th. Nothing. Pissed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 11:14 PM (hVbrz)

274 Basically, under the right conditions of mass and angular momentum, a black hole can birth another universe "inside" (I put inside in quotes because this doesn't work anything like 3D Newtonian intuition imagines). And then in that new universe, more black holes form, and you get an infinite chain of universe creation. One universe births many daughter universes in the ashes of the black hole collapses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 11:07 PM (w6EFb)
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Again, that's an interesting theory, but where's the experimental evidence that this actually happens?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 11:14 PM (ESVrU)

275 Back in the pre-web days of CompuServe, on the Religion Forum, a wonderful Texas Baptist preacher and scientist (RIP, Dr B) laid out how well Genesis 1 comports with the progressive development observed by science: the void, then light, then firmament, the plants, living creatures, and, finally, humans. Roughly.

The resident skeptic griped that it wasn't a perfect match, being as how the stars and sun didn't come about until after the grass and trees, et al.

What I took away from it was: of all the genesis myths of human tribes, you have elder gods falling like fruit from the ancient tree, and the fox spirit breathing life into the world, or similar fantastic and turtles-all-the-way-down attempts to explain how everything came to be. And, while they may, in their time and for their people, give some comfort that origins are meaningful and life has purpose, to modern eyes, they are just fanciful nonsense, compared to the developmental progress of Genesis 1. If the sequence got a little muddled in the thousands of years of re-telling (Inerrantists just bear with me), it is still incomparably solid as explanation. Unique.

Most importantly, of course, was "In the beginning God…."😇

Posted by: mindful webworker - be fruitful and multiply at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (dESj/)

276 'Night, Archer.

Thanks and sleep well!

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (rdVOm)

277 218 *slides a beer down the bar to ARiK*
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

Now that's what I'm talkin about...thankyou!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (QGaXH)

278
Daily Mail with pics of Melania and others at Mar-a-lago:
https://is.gd/LfW8D6

Judge Jeanine was also decked out to the nines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (w6EFb)

279 249 I have a crazy idea that after we die, we spend eternity with others just like us.
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Time and space are attributes experienced in our universe. Outside of it, there is no time and there is no space,

That is what "eternity" is. The absence of time and space.

So don't expect to be catching up on old times with Gramps in the afterlife while practicing new riffs on the harp.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (+HNx/)

280 My brain simply jams up at the thought of eternity.

Because you are trying to harmonize a temporal framework with a transcendent one.

If you were to take the position that our physical life moves within a purely temporal dimension and beyond the veil to the spirit world it exists in a transcendent dimension it would resolve a number of problems.

The idea of physical death means that in this dimension you cease to function. The body is frozen since it no longer functions to convey the soul about in a series of events which happens to have locality.

The spirit, leaving the stalled car/body at the side of the road passes through the veil to the next dimension. If the spirit is alive, then eternity with the Creator, if spiritually dead, then to Outer Darkness.

People tend to think that the afterlife is just another version of what we have here absent the pain, sin and misery. Entering a different dimension is probably profoundly different, it would imply, in effect time-travel (since not bound to time). In effect you could be your own Guardian Angel as you, on your side of the veil can "go back" to when you needed prompting to do things differently.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (a4flb)

281 264 Piper, just glad that wasn't your final chapter....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December

Thank you! Me too, but that experience helped me get through my mama’s death. I knew where she was going was far better than where she was.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (p4NUW)

282 Doubt I will make it to midnight, so to all, a very happy New Year's Eve, and the very best for 2026...this is a very special place and I appreciate being here...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 11:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

283 JQ are you partying with BiL tonight??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

284 Ok.
Less than 3 hours to my Happy B-day.
Me and girldog, me with a cocktail, her with her cookies.
I'm surely hoping 2026 surpasses 2025.
Although, 2025 was fine enough without cacklin' Kamala and Tampon Timmy.
A very best New Year to you all.

"Here's to the year that lies ahead, let's face it with laughter instead. With humor as our guiding light, we'll tackle each day with all our might!"

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 11:17 PM (LNeRu)

285 The corner of Bourbon and Orleans, I think. If it is, the camera is showing the block of Bourbon I grew up on, with Orleans Street to the left with the car. I'm not sure -- I haven't been down there in a long time, and I am not familiar with all the bars in that block now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:12 PM (wzUl9)
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I loved Sting's "Moon over Bourbon Street," which came out while I was in school, and then I deployed to NOLA in 2010 for da oyl spill, I thought I would find Old World Charm and also Mystery.

It smelled like urine and vomit.

One of those clubs or something came through, drinking in drill formation, but overall, I was unimpressed. The ice cream was good, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)

286 230
Ev'ry time I see your face,
It reminds me of the places we used to go.

But all I got is a photograph
And I realize you're not coming back anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 10:57 PM (RIvkX)

But you're expecting me to live without you
that's not something that i'm looking forward to....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:18 PM (QGaXH)

287 Happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 31, 2025 11:18 PM (Q/uAJ)

288 I spent New Year 1986 in Philadelphia. That was a wild party. It is possible to do too much.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025


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In my drinking days I took on too much booze of one kind or another on NYE of '84-'85, and spent the next day feeling as if I had the flu. Or, as H. Allen Smith put it, "like a moose is having a baby in your head."

That "New Year's Day" song by U2 was playing on radio then. To this day it makes me queasy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:19 PM (wzUl9)

289 Bill Watterson is a paradox. He's a guy who wanted to surpass Charles Schulz, and then got pissed about all the marketing that came with it.

Dude, you got the brass ring. Take the win. But no, he had to sulk and quit. Be careful what you wish for, etc.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Will you get what you want?
To be cursed with your dreams?
I hope, for your sake,
Something gets in the way.

https://youtu.be/zaxr9hnQA2U

Posted by: Marillion at December 31, 2025 11:19 PM (nhCoE)

290 >>> I had a dream like that once. No surgery involved, just an ordinary night's sleep, but it was a dream like nothing I've ever experienced. I *know* it was not a normal dream. It felt far too real and the voice was definitely NOT coming from inside my own head.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 11:02 PM (ESVrU)


I had a dream once that lasted a lifetime. It was when I was a teen and went to bed early with a bad stomach ache and woke up from the dream around 5 in the morning sweating. But the dream was very vivid, I aged, met a woman, got married, had a family. A whole lifetime of new stuff. But when I woke up I could feel the massive bulk of memories just evaporating and nothing I could do to hold on. The other aspect that was weird is that it was after a great calamity where the few people left were running and hiding underground from angel like creatures that weren't really angels.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 11:19 PM (3uBP9)

291 156 With James Gregory and Joanne Linville, who would later guest-star on Trek, though not together. I know I've seen it, but it's been a long time. A ghost story set during the Civil War?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:37 PM (wzUl9)

Yes Wolfus (if you are still here). And at 11:30PM EST, the Syfy network has my favorite TZ episode, the "Hitchhiker" with the beautiful but troubled Inger Stevens.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025 11:19 PM (y171U)

292 >> but where's the experimental evidence that this actually happens?

FInd out what's inside a black hole is impossible, of course. Casual disconnection. So we'll never know. However, in Poplawski's work, in turns some variables from the mother universe get imprinted in the daughter universe. The parent black hole spin would be imparted as sort of a "preferred direction" in the daughter universe.

There is indeed evidence, still a hot and contentious issue in the field, that there is a sort of preferred direction, dubbed the "Axis of Evil". You can read on that and the evidence for and against.

Also, IIRC, Poplawski can do away the need for inflation, or at least explain the mechanism.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 11:20 PM (w6EFb)

293 Mobile drops a Moonpie.

Webcam goes live in ten minutes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 11:20 PM (2Ez/1)

294 LoLing at my nick..😂😂😂...dang it auto correct it was,supposed to be LaLousiana country girl 😁😁

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:20 PM (aO42i)

295 But you're expecting me to live without you
that's not something that i'm looking forward to....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

That song was written by George, right?

Posted by: Crackerbox Palace at December 31, 2025 11:20 PM (oftw2)

296 Reparations rant, but I can actually see the point being made:

https://tinyurl.com/ysbmxv72

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 11:21 PM (lUFok)

297 People tend to think that the afterlife is just another version of what we have here absent the pain, sin and misery.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 11:15 PM (a4flb)
*Purgatory has entered the chat*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:21 PM (ZOv7s)

298
What's interesting is the Milky Way's spin axis is indeed aligned with one of the proposed Axes of Evil. There is an apparent non-uniform distribution of galactic spin axes, but this is disputed, could be artifacts of measurements methods and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

299 243 I do not fear death, it was the warmest, most loving, most comfortable feeling I have ever had, nothing has even come close. It was peachy and pink everywhere, like a beach sunset. I did not want to leave. ...
Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 10:58 PM (p4NUW)
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I had a dream like that once. ...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 11:02 PM (ESVrU)

********

YouTube has a number of videos about Near Death Experiences, which document similar events with people who flatlined yet lived. Some are impossible to dismiss, one which I remember was about a homeless man with dentures coming into the ER in an unresponsible state. They took his dentures out, revived him in a comatose state, then after a few days he came out of the coma. He asked for his dentures and none of the medical personal knew where it was.

While they were looking, a nurse came into the critical room and the patient said she knows where the dentures are. She did know since she was the one who took them out and he was asked how he knew she was the one. He said that he was out-of-body and watched the entire operation.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 31, 2025 11:21 PM (bi2p/)

300 I lost my youngest brother in January. He did something stupid. I still haven’t come to terms with it. He kind of cut himself off from the rest of the family. I must confront this next year.

Posted by: JoeBar at December 31, 2025 11:21 PM (CSWVu)

301 I loved Sting's "Moon over Bourbon Street," which came out while I was in school, and then I deployed to NOLA in 2010 for da oyl spill, I thought I would find Old World Charm and also Mystery.

It smelled like urine and vomit.

One of those clubs or something came through, drinking in drill formation, but overall, I was unimpressed. The ice cream was good, though.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025


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It's worse now. If you get away from the French Quarter, into Mid-City, the Faubourg Marigny, or Uptown, you may find some of that Charm and Mystery. You may also find someone who wants to rob and/or kill you, so Charm and Mystery may have to take a back seat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:22 PM (wzUl9)

302 How about a Howdy?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I have an anectdote about that. I boarded my old pal of 19 years, Belmont, a male Siamese while I was away on a bike trip. When Iwent to pick him up, I asked the girl who brought him out, 'How'd he do?' She looked at me and said, 'Well, howdy-do to you too'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 11:22 PM (XeU6L)

303 I had a dream once that lasted a lifetime. It was when I was a teen and went to bed early with a bad stomach ache and woke up from the dream around 5 in the morning sweating. But the dream was very vivid, I aged, met a woman, got married, had a family. A whole lifetime of new stuff. But when I woke up I could feel the massive bulk of memories just evaporating and nothing I could do to hold on. The other aspect that was weird is that it was after a great calamity where the few people left were running and hiding underground from angel like creatures that weren't really angels.
Posted by: banana Dream at

Oh this is really interesting and I wonder if you were being shown someone else’s memories. I dint know why or how, but really interesting.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:22 PM (p4NUW)

304 laid out how well Genesis 1 comports with the progressive development observed by science: t

SCIENCE!1!™ denies the Global Flood which pretty much erased 1000+ years of everything, especially the original conditions at Day 7. So they look at the layers of rock in the Grand Canyon and think Origins, the Creationist looks at the exact same rocks and says millions of dead things buried in rock layers rapidly laid down by water all over the Earth.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 11:22 PM (a4flb)

305 Yay! New tax year has begun!

Already sent 2025 EOY business tax file to my accountant. Onward, gubbernmint bureaucracy!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 11:23 PM (ZocB7)

306 234 So I flat lined after I got my appendix taken out and proceeded to bleed out internally until I started going into shock. It was caught by my ex husband, and I am grateful for that. I flatlined in the operating room after they rushed me back into surgery. I do not fear death, it was the warmest, most loving, most comfortable feeling I have ever had, nothing has even come close. It was peachy and pink everywhere, like a beach sunset. I did not want to leave. But I was told by a voice which seemed to come from everywhere that I needed to go back, I had little girls who needed me, this was not my time. I distinctly remember being told it would be okay, I would come back, but not now. And suddenly it was all gone, and I was cold, things were beeping and I was alive again.
Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 10:58 PM (p4NUW)

Some of my happiest memories are of driving home to Florida from college in upstate NY at Christmas, or later, looking out the window of a red-eye out of LAX and seeing the Florida coast come into view off to the right. When I think about death, I try to think about it as making one of those trips again

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:23 PM (QGaXH)

307 JQ are you partying with BiL tonight??
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Absolutely NOT. He got the message and did not drive up here. Yay!

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 11:23 PM (rdVOm)

308 I had a dream once that lasted a lifetime.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 11:19 PM (3uBP9)
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Mine happened later, in my 20s, but the same sort of thing. Really long, involved dream, and I woke up thinking "Oh man, I have to go through all of that AGAIN?!"

But it's been better than I foresaw, so there is that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:24 PM (ZOv7s)

309 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

So I'm taking the risk to best utilize my time for my own happiness and those I love.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM (Vh9CX)

310 Dreams. I've had a few that I can remember vividly. Most of them involve my hubby engaging in bizarre activities.

I dreamt once that I was Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1. That one made no sense at all.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM (Q/uAJ)

311 240 Happy new year to all you folks. 2026 will be a new journey for me and I'm glad this place is here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2025 11:00 PM (CHHv1)

BC - wishing you the best in the new year!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM (QGaXH)

312 [*Purgatory has entered the chat*


Some people just can't accept grace. (sigh)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM (a4flb)

313 300 I lost my youngest brother in January. He did something stupid. I still haven’t come to terms with it. He kind of cut himself off from the rest of the family. I must confront this next year.

Posted by: JoeBar at December 31, 2025 11:21 PM
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Sorry to hear. I'd add you to the list, but making edits at this point risks a tear of the AoS time-space continuum. May God give you strength and wisdom for the path ahead.

Posted by: TRex - NYE dino at December 31, 2025 11:26 PM (IQ6Gq)

314 300 I lost my youngest brother in January. He did something stupid. I still haven’t come to terms with it. He kind of cut himself off from the rest of the family. I must confront this next year.
Posted by: JoeBar at December 31

I am so sorry, this must be something very heavy you are carrying. I will pray for you and for faith to get you through the parts you can’t understand.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:26 PM (p4NUW)

315 309 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

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That's a big decision. Congratulations, and good luck to you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:26 PM (+HNx/)

316 A ghost story set during the Civil War?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025
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Yes Wolfus (if you are still here). And at 11:30PM EST, the Syfy network has my favorite TZ episode, the "Hitchhiker" with the beautiful but troubled Inger Stevens.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025


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Still here. I'm heading off to bed in a bit. Tomorrow I plan, if it's not too chilly and windy in the early am, to work out, then grab a few things at Walmart, and take it easy for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:26 PM (wzUl9)

317 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM (Vh9CX)
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"I could'a been a contender day care center manager!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 11:27 PM (ZocB7)

318 309 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

So I'm taking the risk to best utilize my time for my own happiness and those I love.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at

Congratulations on your new chapter!

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:27 PM (p4NUW)

319 @268

>>Dude, you got the brass ring. Take the win. But no, he had to sulk and quit. Be careful what you wish for, etc.

His net worth is listed at over 100 million dollars, I'd say he got what he wanted.

He's one of those rare cats that stepped away and done stayed stepped away.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 11:27 PM (XV/Pl)

320 I have a crazy idea that after we die, we spend eternity with others just like us.


That's not all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Archibald Beechcroft at December 31, 2025 11:27 PM (uQesX)

321 309 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

So I'm taking the risk to best utilize my time for my own happiness and those I love.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM
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Congrats and best wishes!

Posted by: TRex - pre-retired dino at December 31, 2025 11:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

322 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

So I'm taking the risk to best utilize my time for my own happiness and those I love.


Congrats! Hope to catch up with you in about 9 years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 11:28 PM (lUFok)

323 lost my youngest brother in January. He did something stupid. I still haven’t come to terms with it. He kind of cut himself off from the rest of the family. I must confront this next year.

Posted by: JoeBar at December 31, 2025 11:21 PM (CSWVu)

Prayers that you will find peace.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 31, 2025 11:29 PM (Q/uAJ)

324 It's worse now. If you get away from the French Quarter, into Mid-City, the Faubourg Marigny, or Uptown, you may find some of that Charm and Mystery. You may also find someone who wants to rob and/or kill you, so Charm and Mystery may have to take a back seat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:22 PM (wzUl9)
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Oh, I got the full brief from a cabby who told me how clever the robbers are, and I just laughed, and said I came from Michigan, lived outside Detroit for a while, where they don't pick your pocket but just kill you and take your stuff.

I walked through the French Quarter in the morning by design, and kept my wallet in my right front pocket, as suggested.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:29 PM (ZOv7s)

325 253 I had a dream like that once. No surgery involved, just an ordinary night's sleep, but it was a dream like nothing I've ever experienced. I *know* it was not a normal dream. It felt far too real and the voice was definitely NOT coming from inside my own head.
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Had something like that too, once. I just woke up feeling like God's love was permeating every cell of my being.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 31, 2025 11:06 PM (0bvPF)

I've had two events occur in my life - nothing like near death or dreams - just circumstances that have me convinced someone up there loves me and is listening and looking out for me.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:29 PM (QGaXH)

326 Here's a crazy dream for y'all...

I'm trying to go into my office, where it's dark. I flip the lights and nothing happens. I feel an overwhelming sense of *evil* permeating the space. This is a frequent dream I have.

However, this time, a light suddenly flashes and and I see a demonic face fleeing back into the shadows that are no longer there. The room is brightly lit.

Standing in the room are two figures, one of whom is indistinct. The other is dressed like a cable repairman. He tells me that everything is fine now and there's nothing to fear. I have a sudden instinct to *trust* him, like he's my best friend, even though I've never seen him before in my life.

The other figure is shadowy, silent, yet radiates power.

Pretty weird dream.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 11:29 PM (ESVrU)

327 Some people just can't accept grace. (sigh)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM (a4flb)
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Purgatory is grace.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:30 PM (ZOv7s)

328 309 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

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I figure I've got another 18 months to two years practicing law, then it's ADIOS. unfortunately, I won't be 56 when that happens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:31 PM (+HNx/)

329 317 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 11:25 PM (Vh9CX)

Congratulations!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 31, 2025 11:31 PM (Q/uAJ)

330 Yeah A H Loyd ..Ace endorsed... That's Nola ..😅.my bro in law who's from Chicago and was in Air Force & is well traveled was like ughh..from it..😂😂

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:31 PM (aO42i)

331 The other figure is shadowy, silent, yet radiates power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 11:29 PM (ESVrU)
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Well, the first was the cable guy. So that leave the pool maintenance boy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 11:32 PM (ZocB7)

332 His net worth is listed at over 100 million dollars, I'd say he got what he wanted.

He's one of those rare cats that stepped away and done stayed stepped away.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 11:27 PM (XV/Pl)
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Did he? Is he truly happy? Does he pass the hours counting his money contentedly thinking that is all that matters?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:32 PM (ZOv7s)

333 Oh, I got the full brief from a cabby who told me how clever the robbers are, and I just laughed, and said I came from Michigan, lived outside Detroit for a while, where they don't pick your pocket but just kill you and take your stuff.

I walked through the French Quarter in the morning by design, and kept my wallet in my right front pocket, as suggested.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025


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When I was a kid, it was just The Neighborhood. Most of my grammar school classmates lived within the Quarter. There were mom-and-pop grocery stores, service businesses, a new car dealership only a few blocks away and at least three gas stations on the edges of the area. We had shopping and first-run movie theaters on Canal Street, six blocks away.

Mom always said, "The hippies coming in [ca. 1969 ] ruined the area."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:33 PM (wzUl9)

334 273 Went back to @LisaMaret to see if there is an update on Hanson and I can'r find the original post.
Sometimes it's not chronological, went back to the 28th. Nothing. Pissed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 11:14 PM (hVbrz)

Hoping we are in a 'no news is good news' situation....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:33 PM (QGaXH)

335 You know, I am laughing a little, because in the South, we say we will pray for you about this or that a lot. In the last sermon at my Church, our pastor was speaking on the difference in admiring Jesus, and actually believing in him, following him. He preached about being performative, going to Church, saying the right things and telling people you will pray for them - except you don’t remember to actually pray. That simply admiring Jesus isn’t enough, you have to actually do the things. All that to say, I promise if I tell you I am going to pray for you, I am making the time to do it. I want to be both an admirer and follower in a much better way in 2026.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:33 PM (p4NUW)

336 Did he? Is he truly happy? Does he pass the hours counting his money contentedly thinking that is all that matters?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:32 PM (ZOv7s)


No, I think he spends his time painting, and is relieved he doesn't have to dance to the daily demands of his editor and contract.

or so he has said.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 11:33 PM (rbvCR)

337 {{{ NaCly}}} Glad to catch you tonight. Usually I see you on posts many hours earlier. Thankfully, this really wasn't such a bad year for me; nobody close to me died. With any luck to speak of, this year will be much better for you.

Whoever mentioned listening to the sound track from Ghost and the Darkness: I listened to it myself this afternoon while I was stitching. Great workout for French horns. Goldsmith always composed good music for the French horn.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 31, 2025 11:34 PM (DK5Sh)

338 There seems to be a lull in the fireworks thumping. Maybe a good time for me to slink off to bed.

See all of you next year!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 11:36 PM (wzUl9)

339 I had a dream once that lasted a lifetime. It was when I was a teen and went to bed early with a bad stomach ache and woke up from the dream around 5 in the morning sweating. But the dream was very vivid, I aged, met a woman, got married, had a family. A whole lifetime of new stuff. But when I woke up I could feel the massive bulk of memories just evaporating and nothing I could do to hold on. The other aspect that was weird is that it was after a great calamity where the few people left were running and hiding underground from angel like creatures that weren't really angels.
Posted by: banana Dream

+++++

That was a Star Trek TNG episode.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 11:36 PM (/lPRQ)

340 Did he? Is he truly happy? Does he pass the hours counting his money contentedly thinking that is all that matters?

Is there any money still in newspaper comics being that few people read newspapers?

Like Rush Limbaugh checking out when he did. Radio is dying and being replaced by podcasts.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 11:36 PM (a4flb)

341 Yeah A H Loyd ..Ace endorsed... That's Nola ..😅.my bro in law who's from Chicago and was in Air Force & is well traveled was like ughh..from it..😂😂
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:31 PM (aO42i)
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I don't mean to be negative. Climbing up the embankment and looking at the Mighty Miss...was impressive. Nice breeze, and it's a memory that has stuck with me. There is much to admire in NOLA, but it was not what I expected.

I was there in the summer, June 2010, so the notion of there being a high of 82 and low of 82 with 99 percent humidity kind of blew my mind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:36 PM (ZOv7s)

342 Bought a Blu Ray player a while back and I'm finally using it. The Blu-ray version of Bladerunner is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 11:38 PM (sAmhv)

343 The other is dressed like a cable repairman. He tells me that everything is fine now and there's nothing to fear.

His name is Harry Tuttle.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 11:38 PM (EXyHK)

344 I just took my dog’s collar off and he is streaking around the house. Anyone else tell their dog they are naked when you take their collars off? And then the dog goes crazy?

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:38 PM (p4NUW)

345 Perfect. Thank you, T-Rex.

Happy New Year everyone! 🥂🎉🕛🥂


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 11:38 PM (NFX2v)

346 Wishing you and yours a very happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 11:38 PM (RpSs/)

347 Wolfus I'm from a born and bread Louisianana chick ..and while I enjoy visiting NOLA I can't imagine living there today..I really don't blame ya for getting out of this state ..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:38 PM (aO42i)

348 Created in the image of God... A film negative is an image. We are the opposite of God.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 11:39 PM (Da7Vv)

349 Isn't somebody's ball supposed to drop about now?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:39 PM (+HNx/)

350 I just took my dog’s collar off and he is streaking around the house. Anyone else tell their dog they are naked when you take their collars off? And then the dog goes crazy?

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:38 PM (p4NUW)


Used to do that with my old hound. He loved streaking, lol

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 31, 2025 11:40 PM (Q/uAJ)

351 291 156 With James Gregory and Joanne Linville, who would later guest-star on Trek, though not together. I know I've seen it, but it's been a long time. A ghost story set during the Civil War?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:37 PM (wzUl9)

Yes Wolfus (if you are still here). And at 11:30PM EST, the Syfy network has my favorite TZ episode, the "Hitchhiker" with the beautiful but troubled Inger Stevens.
Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025 11:19 PM (y171U)

Also 11:30 PST. right now is 'Mirror Image' with Vera Miles

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:40 PM (QGaXH)

352 348 Created in the image of God... A film negative is an image. We are the opposite of God.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 11:39 PM (Da7Vv)

Try slide film.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 11:41 PM (4p5Zb)

353 Used to do that with my old hound. He loved streaking, lol
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 31

This is hysterical! And glad it isn’t just me.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:41 PM (p4NUW)

354 Whoever mentioned listening to the sound track from Ghost and the Darkness: I listened to it myself this afternoon while I was stitching. Great workout for French horns. Goldsmith always composed good music for the French horn.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 31, 2025 11:34 PM (DK5Sh)
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That was me, and I was a French horn player from grade school through high school. During concert season my senior year, I switched to tuba (long story) and when I auditioned for college marching band, didn't make the cut, but they were short of trumpets that year. So despite the formative years of my life being all French horn, I have a band jacket with a trumpet patch.

But I love the French horn.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:41 PM (ZOv7s)

355
349 Isn't somebody's ball supposed to drop about now?

____

Moon Pie:
https://tinyurl.com/szdfbyjz

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 11:41 PM (2Ez/1)

356 349 Isn't somebody's ball supposed to drop about now?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:39 PM (+HNx/)

That's why I wear boxers, not briefs.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 11:42 PM (4p5Zb)

357 Where did God come from

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 11:42 PM (ZxPkt)

358 I'm 56 and tomorrow starts my retirement. I slaved and saved for 30 years working as an engineer in manufacturing.

So I'm taking the risk to best utilize my time for my own happiness and those I love.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Congrats!
I should out the door soon myself - target last week of March.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 11:42 PM (/lPRQ)

359 @322

>>Did he? Is he truly happy? Does he pass the hours counting his money contentedly thinking that is all that matters?

Have no idea, he stepped away 30 years ago and has literally done no interviews, talked to no one and is essentially a ghost.

So my assumption is he is as happy and lamb.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 11:43 PM (XV/Pl)

360 Don’t forget Claudia Cardinale in the list. Always loved her.

Posted by: Scottyv at December 31, 2025 11:43 PM (UZnWu)

361 357 Where did God come from

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 11:42 PM
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Pittsburgh

Posted by: TRex - countdown dino at December 31, 2025 11:43 PM (IQ6Gq)

362 The fireworks have started here; fortunately, it has been raining so I don't have to worry too much about my roof catching fire. Time to stick in some earplugs and hope I sleep past 4:30 AM.

Be well, and Happy New Year!

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 11:43 PM (tfChy)

363 I just took my dog’s collar off and he is streaking around the house. Anyone else tell their dog they are naked when you take their collars off? And then the dog goes crazy?
Posted by: Piper


He's a Japanese breed. That's an anime thing. You take off the limiter item and BOOOM!

.....martial arts guy takes off his 200 pounds of weighted clothing and starts flying around like he's in the Matrix, Harry-Potter-alike takes off the ring that consumes 99% of his magic power and starts blowing up cities, etc.

Posted by: mikeski-san at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (nhCoE)

364 Whoever mentioned listening to the sound track from Ghost and the Darkness: I listened to it myself this afternoon while I was stitching. Great workout for French horns. Goldsmith always composed good music for the French horn.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 31, 2025 11:34 PM (DK5Sh)
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That was me, and I was a French horn player from grade school through high school. During concert season my senior year, I switched to tuba (long story) and when I auditioned for college marching band, didn't make the cut, but they were short of trumpets that year. So despite the formative years of my life being all French horn, I have a band jacket with a trumpet patch.

But I love the French horn.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Wow, I noted this comment to check out the music tomorrow. I played French Horn from middle school thru high school. Just a fabulous instrument that took me to many places and allowed me to meet many people.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

365 344 Piper

My dog hates when I take her collar off😛
It's like me taking my shirt off...very uncomfortable...😐

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (LNeRu)

366 Thinking about how long I still have to work until I can retire put me in the mood to listen to this for some reason:

https://youtu.be/gZ3eJxaRZXU

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (lUFok)

367 No, I think he spends his time painting, and is relieved he doesn't have to dance to the daily demands of his editor and contract.

or so he has said.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 11:33 PM (rbvCR)
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Watterson talked a lot during his rise, and had mean things to say about Peanuts, and then seemed to fall into the same trap.

I'm not judging, but the guy built the same sort of empire, and then seemed annoyed with his creation. The weird thing, was the he had a following. People loved his work. And yet he withdrew into a hermitage. Something is off with this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (ZOv7s)

368
Nice clear sky tonight, but the full Moon glare makes Orion look dim. Orion has just transited.

Sirius, due to a coincidence of the current epoch in the precessional cycle is almost dead on opposite the sun along the celestial equator on New Year's Eve. Thus it transits almost dead on your local apparent solar midnight. That's a good moment to ring in the local New Year.

Jupiter is close to opposition and it will be right there as well. Jupiter, Sirius, and the bright gibbous Moon will make sort of triangle with on leg passing through Orion's belt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

369 >>> Where did God come from
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 11:42 PM (ZxPkt)


God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten not made, one in being with the Father. Through him all things were made.

Posted by: Nicene Creed at December 31, 2025 11:46 PM (3uBP9)

370 God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten not made, one in being with the Father. Through him all things were made.
Posted by: Nicene Creed at December 31, 2025 11:46 PM (3uBP9)

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Sez you.

Posted by: Arias at December 31, 2025 11:47 PM (+HNx/)

371 341 AH Loyd..yeah the heat and humidity can be a real schoker if ya ain't from here..lol..and ur right that there are some very nice areas in Nola..the thing is while it"s a cool place to visit NO way in hell would I ever live there...

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:47 PM (aO42i)

372 The funny thing about coding is the side quests you take periodically, I'm on day two of getting markdown set up in neovim.

The main nut I had to crack was syntax highlighting in render-markdown code blocks, getting the parsers to do the injection was a bitch. but I've got it down to just c++ code injection not working. Hopefully that will be corrected shortly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 11:47 PM (XV/Pl)

373 349

That's what he said...🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 31, 2025 11:47 PM (LNeRu)

374 Both science and faith use miracles to explain things

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 11:48 PM (ZxPkt)

375 Is now All Peoples of Novdu wishing Happy New Yearings to all Noble Moron Peoples

Now Grandmothers and Grandfathers also are frolic.

Such is the Way of our People.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at December 31, 2025 11:48 PM (f/3mU)

376 ..martial arts guy takes off his 200 pounds of weighted clothing and starts flying around like he's in the Matrix, Harry-Potter-alike takes off the ring that consumes 99% of his magic power and starts blowing up cities, etc.
Posted by: mikeski-san at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (nhCoE)

This is hysterical. Fireworks started again, so he is back in bed. Are you the one who has Shibas, too? I forgot who that was and I feel terrible about it!

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:48 PM (p4NUW)

377 365 344 Piper

My dog hates when I take her collar off😛
It's like me taking my shirt off...very uncomfortable...😐
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December

These silly beasties!

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:49 PM (p4NUW)

378 Here's to the babies of a brand new world
Here's to the beauty of the stars
Here's to the travellers on the open road
Here's to the dreamers in the bars
Here's to the teachers in the crowded rooms
Here's to the workers in the fields
Here's to the preachers of the sacred word
Here's to the drivers at the wheel
Here's to you my little love
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Here's to you my little love
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Let the day begin

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at December 31, 2025 11:50 PM (13Txl)

379 Here's to the winners of the human race
Here's to the losers in the game
Here's to the soldiers of the bitter war
Here's to the wall that bears their name
Here's to you my little love
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Here's to you my little love
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Let the day begin
Let the day begin
Let the day... start

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at December 31, 2025 11:50 PM (13Txl)

380 "Anyone else tell their dog they are naked when you take their collars off? And then the dog goes crazy?

Posted by: Piper"

Bruno gets very concerned when I take his collar off and happy when I put it back on. I think it's like his security blanket.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 11:50 PM (vFG9F)

381 Wow, I noted this comment to check out the music tomorrow. I played French Horn from middle school thru high school. Just a fabulous instrument that took me to many places and allowed me to meet many people.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
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At the start of my sophomore year in college, the opportunity was there for me to switch back to French horn (mellophone) and I was in a quandary. It was my identity, what I had played from the start. But that would mean learning the entire pregame show from scratch and all the ra-ra music. Moreover, I was in college, this was for keeps, did I have time to waste on music practice when I needed to pass academic classes?

I stayed with trumpet. It's now something of a trivia question with my kids. But I love, really love French horn riffs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:51 PM (ZOv7s)

382 Here's to the doctors and their healing work
Here's to the loved ones in their care
Here's to the strangers on the streets tonight
Here's to the lonely everywhere
Here's to the wisdom from the mouths of babes
Here's to the lions in the cage
Here's to the strugglers of the silent war
Here's to the closing of the age
Here's to you my little love
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at December 31, 2025 11:51 PM (13Txl)

383 >>> Sez you.
Posted by: Arias at December 31, 2025 11:47 PM (+HNx/)


Well that's the last straw, we're making a whole creed now.

Posted by: First Council of Nicaea at December 31, 2025 11:51 PM (3uBP9)

384 Here's to you my little loves
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Here's to you my little loves
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Here's to you my little loves
With blessings from above
Now let the day begin
Let the day begin
Let the day... start

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at December 31, 2025 11:51 PM (13Txl)

385 357 Where did God come from
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 11:42 PM (ZxPkt)

Montana if we're lucky.

Secaucas, NJ if we're not.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:52 PM (QGaXH)

386 Pittsburgh
Posted by: TRex - countdown dino

*Second prize is #twoweeks

I was doing that joke back in the 20s

Posted by: W. C. Miklos-Fields at December 31, 2025 11:52 PM (f/3mU)

387 When I was young I thought movies were recordings of events that actually happened ( I didn't understand the concept of fiction). In 1957 I went to a drive in movie with my family. There was a preview of the sci-fi movie The Claw and it had a scene of the giant bird in the movie chasing down a DC-3. My reaction was "I didn't know they had birds that big". That night I had this nightmare of that Giant Bird glaring at me. I had the same nightmare every night for 40 years. I hated going to bed knowing that nightmare was waiting for me.

Then in 1997 I was scanning through the cable channels, and there was that scene from the preview on the screen. It was a puppet, I could see the strings. That night was the first good night's sleep with no nightmares in my adult life.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 11:52 PM (Da7Vv)

388 Gawd!
Mrs D is watching Stranger Things. What a farce. Quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 11:52 PM (2WIwB)

389 Watterson talked a lot during his rise, and had mean things to say about Peanuts, and then seemed to fall into the same trap.

I'm not judging, but the guy built the same sort of empire, and then seemed annoyed with his creation. The weird thing, was the he had a following. People loved his work. And yet he withdrew into a hermitage. Something is off with this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:44 PM (ZOv7s)

The only thing I remember Waterson saying negative about Peanuts is that it became a commodity for marketing. He beleived thst once the characters start appearing in commercials and on greeting cards you lose control of them, you don't always have the freedom to do what you want because you have to keep in mind what the corporations expect. Calvin and Hobbes never did that. No commercials, no cards, not even plush toys, just the daily strip and the books of daily strip compilations (one of which Charles Shulz wrote the introduction.)

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 11:53 PM (4p5Zb)

390 Good evening, Gray Box People!
Wring out the old, Ring in the new!

Posted by: RI Red at December 31, 2025 11:54 PM (LMRVO)

391
>>> Where did God come from
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 11:42 PM (ZxPkt)


God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten not made, one in being with the Father. Through him all things were made.
Posted by: Nicene Creed

============

Get it, Don? Of course the universe couldn't come from nothing -- be reasonable! But God does come from nothing -- be faithful!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 11:54 PM (2YF7/)

392 Well that's the last straw, we're making a whole creed now.
Posted by: First Council of Nicaea

We should start a band

Posted by: First Council of Nicaea afterparty at December 31, 2025 11:55 PM (f/3mU)

393 368 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

Greetings Publius - wish you a healthy and prosperous New Year filled with joy and laughter.

Just about there for you now - right?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:55 PM (QGaXH)

394 I am going to try to go to bed, see you in 2026!

Happy New Year, everyone! 🎆🎇

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 11:55 PM (p4NUW)

395 Watterson is a ghost, the ultimate grayman.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 11:55 PM (XV/Pl)

396 AH Loyd..yeah the heat and humidity can be a real schoker if ya ain't from here..lol..and ur right that there are some very nice areas in Nola..the thing is while it"s a cool place to visit NO way in hell would I ever live there...
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:47 PM (aO42i)
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It was widely joked that we came out of our hotels and were soaked with sweat when we reached the duty station. I never went to the sandbox, so I don't know what those guys went through, but it was crazy.

One day I missed the shuttle, and I had been in NOLA for long enough that I walked to the hotel. It rained on me. It always rained. It was the same temperature of the air. It was weird. I just walked through the rain. I have no idea who people live like that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (ZOv7s)

397 381 At the start of my sophomore year in college, the opportunity was there for me to switch back to French horn (mellophone) and I was in a quandary.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2025 11:51 PM
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mellophone?

Is that one of those made up Dr. Seuss instruments?

Posted by: TRex - brass dino at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (IQ6Gq)

398 Mrs D is watching Stranger Things. What a farce. Quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 11:52 PM (2WIwB)

=====

Is there something you want to share with the group?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (RIvkX)

399 Good to know I can still buy Schlitz beer and play Atari games in the Bladerunner future.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (sAmhv)

400 Mrs D is watching Stranger Things. What a farce. Quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes

I have Mister Roberts and then Ensign Pulver teed up

Posted by: Late Nite Imklos at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (f/3mU)

401 >>> Calvin and Hobbes never did that. No commercials, no cards, not even plush toys, just the daily strip and the books of daily strip compilations (one of which Charles Shulz wrote the introduction.)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 11:53 PM (4p5Zb)


Well, not that he monetized, no.

Posted by: Calvin peeing on the truck brand you don't like at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (3uBP9)

402 Again, that's an interesting theory, but where's the experimental evidence that this actually happens?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


It's right inside my experimental black hole gun. Now, hold still...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (mlg/3)

403 Humm..it may be time for one last drink..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at December 31, 2025 11:57 PM (aO42i)

404 I stayed with trumpet. It's now something of a trivia question with my kids. But I love, really love French horn riffs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
************
So do I...I hope I get to play one again one day...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 11:58 PM (IQ6Gq)

405 Get it, Don? Of course the universe couldn't come from nothing -- be reasonable! But God does come from nothing -- be faithful!

---------

A "beginning" can only occur within time. The idea of God having a beginning makes no sense if God exists outside of time. A being outside of time has no beginning or end. It simply "is" in the profoundest sense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:58 PM (+HNx/)

406 This is hysterical. Fireworks started again, so he is back in bed. Are you the one who has Shibas, too? I forgot who that was and I feel terrible about it!
Posted by: Piper


No pets here, so it wasn't me.

My family had a little terror-cross mutt when I was a little kid.

Not a typo.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 11:58 PM (nhCoE)

407 As far as I can gather, Watterson has done a grand total of 5 interviews in 30 years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 11:58 PM (XV/Pl)

408 Just sprinting through: here's to all those who lost friends and loved ones this year, to all the Horde who watch us from the other side. A peaceful and safe NYE to all, and a bright 2026.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 31, 2025 11:59 PM (/rQlD)

409 Happy New Year, all, and good night!

Posted by: RI Red at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (LMRVO)

410 Hoping we are in a 'no news is good news' situation....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 11:33 PM (QGaXH)
--------

Went to DDG AI and received a similar story as the original post but checking the citations (2) both were written pre-operation. Spent time there and it insisted on being incorrect.

Went to Grok (it let me in, surprise!). It said no post-operative info is available with 72 search citations.

Unverified sources, it's a cesspool out there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (hVbrz)

411 Happy New Year, Horde

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (4p5Zb)

412 Fappy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (kpS4V)

413 Happy New Year to you East Coast Morons!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (ESVrU)

414
Boom! Per EST, that is.
Some of my favorite Auld Lang Synes:
https://is.gd/rIpfea

https://is.gd/ekcXNF

The meaning of that is quite poignant. The Guy Lombardo version sort of obscures it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)

415 Happy New Year Horde!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (0nHVk)

416 Happy New Year!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (IhIKR)

417 Happy New Year to the horde!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (2Ez/1)

418 “The Hitchhiker” reminds ma a lot of “Carnival of Souls”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (m7iZ5)

419 2026.

Meh. Feels about the same.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (sAmhv)

420 Ha, somebody's setting off fireworks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (kpS4V)

421 Mrs D is watching Stranger Things. What a farce. Quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 11:52 PM (2WIwB)

=====

Is there something you want to share with the group?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:56 PM (RIvkX)

***

No.
I'm drinking it all.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (2WIwB)

422 Calvin & Hobbes was part of my adulthood. LOL!

We had a heavy snow over Christmas/New Year holidays, back in the late 90s and I made a couple of dozen mini-snowmen. Placed them along the deck railing, evenly spaced: "manning the rails" ya know.

BF at the time, was only mildly amused. He thought they should be "anatomically correct" like Calvin's, but I reminded him of the elementary school across the street...

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

423 The exact moment:

Date: 01/01/2026 Local Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time (UTC-05:00:00)
Longitude: -82.17110 UTC Offset: -05:28:41 TZ Offset: -00:28:41
DUT1: 74.13120 ms Leap Seconds: 37 s DeltaT: 69.10987 s

Universal Coordinated Time: 05:00:00 UTC
Local Standard Time (TZ) : 12:00:00 AM EST
Local Mean Time : 11:31:19 PM LMT (UT1 base)
Local Apparent Solar Time : 11:27:53 PM LAST (UT1 base)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

424 The only thing I remember Waterson saying negative about Peanuts is that it became a commodity for marketing. He beleived thst once the characters start appearing in commercials and on greeting cards you lose control of them, you don't always have the freedom to do what you want because you have to keep in mind what the corporations expect. Calvin and Hobbes never did that. No commercials, no cards, not even plush toys, just the daily strip and the books of daily strip compilations (one of which Charles Shulz wrote the introduction.)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 11:53 PM (4p5Zb)
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That's the paradox of the thing. He wanted to be as big as Peanuts, but not as marketed, got as big, had just as many (if not more) marketing opportunities, and seemed annoyed by all of it.

Dude, you create content. You build an audience. People love your work, and want to celebrate it, and then you shut down and sulk.

What was the point? If he wanted profit-free sales, that was easily managed. If he wrote for the joy of writing, he could have donated 90 percent of his work to charity.

It's sad because he had such a great talent and made so many people happy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:02 AM (ZOv7s)

425 419 2026.

Meh. Feels about the same.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (sAmhv)

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Can you share some investment advice with those of us on the West Coast who are still in 2025?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:02 AM (+HNx/)

426 Lots of fireworks earlier. Nothing now. Still an hour to CST New Year.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:02 AM (Q/uAJ)

427
James Gregory and Joanne Linville, who would later guest-star on Trek, though not together. I know I've seen it, but it's been a long time. A ghost story set during the Civil War?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yes Wolfus (if you are still here). And at 11:30PM EST, the Syfy network has my favorite TZ episode, the "Hitchhiker" with the beautiful but troubled Inger Stevens.
Posted by: Joemarine


James Gregory would go on to play Inspector Luger on Barney Miller. Leonard Strong (the hitchhiker) would go on to play The Craw on Get Smart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 12:02 AM (pkeXY)

428 Happy New Year everyone!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:02 AM (3uBP9)

429 "Deck railing" at the old house = "front porch railing" btw

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

430 Happy New Year to Eastern Morons.

Still an hour to go here.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (gqxJ9)

431 Happy New Year, right-coasters!

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (nhCoE)

432 Wifey just made me watch the Ball Drop.

Boom cameras shows couples sucking face... Zooms in on a couple hairy guys slipping each other some tongue...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (/lPRQ)

433 Meh. Feels about the same.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Narrator: That's what Puddleglum thought at first, but slowly over the course of the next day he/she/it came to realize something was drastically ... wrong.
* CUE LOUD MUSIC *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (mlg/3)

434 Ace-endorsed author: I played French horn for seven years in orchestra but tooted a trumpet for marching band. Playing French horn parks you right in the middle of the orchestra so you learn to distinguish the sounds of the various instruments. I really wanted to major in music in college but sadly I lacked the necessary background. To even halfway succeed, I needed many years of piano. My parents had promised me a piano for Christmas one year, but gave me a baby brother instead. So I scrounged pop bottles, ran errands, babysat, and somehow scraped up the money to buy a second hand acoustic guitar and taught myself how to read treble clef and play chords.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (DK5Sh)

435 411 Happy New Year, Horde
Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:00 AM (4p5Zb)

Three hours to go!

Three hours to go!

Three hours to go!

Three hours to go!

Three hours to go!

Three hours to go!

Three hours to go!

Three hours to go!


Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:04 AM (QGaXH)

436 396 AH Loyd..lol..yeah somehow us natives manage.. Rain and all..but honestly I enjoy it when it rains and the temp stays warm ..its a nice refreshing change 😁

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:04 AM (aO42i)

437 Happy East Coast New Year!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:04 AM (Q/uAJ)

438 So do I...I hope I get to play one again one day...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 11:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
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I saved a mouthpiece for the day.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:04 AM (ZOv7s)

439 Both science and faith use miracles to explain things

But for different reasons.

Miracles from faith are to prove the authority of God.

"miracles" in science are to get past the problem of matter ex nilo, abiogenesis and DNA the language and DNA the coding.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 12:04 AM (a4flb)

440 The thing about 2026 I am most looking forward to is meeting my great-granddaughter in a couple of months.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM (4p5Zb)

441 God bless you all in the new year!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM (ZOv7s)

442 East Coast 2026!!!!

My one and only resolution:

"NO MORE MR. NICE GUY"

Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM (dIske)

443 Both science and faith use miracles to explain things
Posted by: Don Black


Science tries to explain all things, and thus leaves everything mysterious.

Religion leaves some things mysterious, and thus explains all things.

Posted by: or something to that effect at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM (nhCoE)

444 Socked in foggy here on the beach.

There’s a few folks out there. I supposed
There will be more as the evening progresses. Fireworks are a given.

Going to be loud.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 12:06 AM (IhIKR)

445 1 hour to go here in LALOUSIANA.🎉🎉💥🎉🎉

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:06 AM (aO42i)

446 440 The thing about 2026 I am most looking forward to is meeting my great-granddaughter in a couple of months.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM (4p5Zb)

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GREAT granddaughter?

You're not really 29, are you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:06 AM (+HNx/)

447 Happy New Year from central PA!

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 01, 2026 12:07 AM (h/O4U)

448 Happy New Year!! May 2026 be a blessing for us all!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2026 12:07 AM (XjTSo)

449 The thing about 2026 I am most looking forward to is meeting my great-granddaughter in a couple of months.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM (4p5Zb)

Congratulations, great-grandpa tankdemon!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:07 AM (Q/uAJ)

450 It's sad because he had such a great talent and made so many people happy.

And his legacy is a window sticker on the back of a truck where Calvin is pissing on a Chevy bowtie.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 12:07 AM (a4flb)

451 Greg Biffle …. his wife Cristina, daughter Emma, and son Ryder

Posted by: hooodathunkit at January 01, 2026 12:07 AM (wwBan)

452 Hispanic neighbors popping off fireworks next door.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2026 12:08 AM (XjTSo)

453 And God bless all the horde already in 2026..😁🎉🎉🎇🎇

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:08 AM (aO42i)

454 GREAT granddaughter?

You're not really 29, are you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:06 AM (+HNx/)

I am almost double that. My granddaughter is third generation teen mom.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:08 AM (4p5Zb)

455 422 Calvin & Hobbes was part of my adulthood. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

Wife and I would always look for the latest C&H compilation book and take it with us to read on road trips.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:08 AM (QGaXH)

456 I've never got the impression that Watterson sulked, he said what he had to say through Calvin and Hobbes, had nothing more to say and went away.

He was just adamant about not commercializing his work beyond publication and syndication.

Although he must get a smile whenever he gets stuck behind a car with one of them pissing Calvin bumper stickers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2026 12:08 AM (XV/Pl)

457 Been hearing fireworks every hour, on the hour, since 7pm.

Some people got money to (literally!) burn, I guess.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)

458 434 Ace-endorsed author: I played French horn for seven years in orchestra but tooted a trumpet for marching band.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (DK5Sh)
_________________________

I played French Horn in orchestra, but Mellophone in marching band. Also, dabbled in trombone, piano for the pop singers, and I play a mean Ozark Harp (I'll let you figure out what that is).

Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2026 12:09 AM (dIske)

459 I'm typing with 1 hand because Smoke the cat is resting on my left arm & purring like an outboard motor.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2026 12:09 AM (XjTSo)

460 440 The thing about 2026 I am most looking forward to is meeting my great-granddaughter in a couple of months.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM
***
If it is your progeny, delivery will undoubtedly be late.

Congrats!

Posted by: TRex - excuses dino at January 01, 2026 12:10 AM (IQ6Gq)

461 Ace-endorsed author: I played French horn for seven years in orchestra but tooted a trumpet for marching band. Playing French horn parks you right in the middle of the orchestra so you learn to distinguish the sounds of the various instruments.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 01, 2026 12:03 AM (DK5Sh)
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Absolutely. I loved it. My senior year in high school, I switched to tuba for concert season and it was quite the change.

In retrospect, I had a gift. That sounds arrogant, but with the benefit of hindsight, things came easy to me, but I was to lazy to recognize it. Still, it's all good. I had a ton of fund as a Spartan Trumpet, and actually can play the melody of the fight song rather than just the upbeats. It's a solid win!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:10 AM (ZOv7s)

462 So, east-coast Morons are still posting?

* puts away "I went to the Rapture and all I left behind was this lousy t-shirt" shirt for another year *

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 12:10 AM (nhCoE)

463 Ace-endorsed author: I played French horn for seven years in orchestra but tooted a trumpet for marching band. Playing French horn parks you right in the middle of the orchestra so you learn to distinguish the sounds of the various instruments. I really wanted to major in music in college but sadly I lacked the necessary background. To even halfway succeed, I needed many years of piano. My parents had promised me a piano for Christmas one year, but gave me a baby brother instead. So I scrounged pop bottles, ran errands, babysat, and somehow scraped up the money to buy a second hand acoustic guitar and taught myself how to read treble clef and play chords.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
**********
THIS is my story, sans the guitar.....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 01, 2026 12:10 AM (IQ6Gq)

464 Happy New Year, All!

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:10 AM (77rzZ)

465 There is a small issue with the sound with this Blu-ray DVD. Sounds cuts out, occasionally. Not enough to affect viewing or audio. Just noticible. Used DVD. Roll the dice, takes your chances I guess. Still, looks and sounds amazing. Bladerunner is in my top 5 favorite movies.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 12:10 AM (sAmhv)

466 "Deck railing" at the old house = "front porch railing" btw
Posted by: JQ

*steps out to take a leak*

Porch, deck...terrasse or veranda don't make no difference when Nature calls

*waves over at Bubba Jr. with the one free hand, says he got more beer if I got tequila*

Posted by: Late Nite Imklos at Trailer Acres at January 01, 2026 12:10 AM (f/3mU)

467 This uprising in Iran might actually have legs

these people are taking over government buildings

@MOSSADil
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39m
IRAN PROTEST | DEVELOPING INTO REVOLUTION

While we slept here in Israel, they didn’t sleep in Iran.

Reports say Iranian anti-regime protesters are chasing Islamic Regime security forces through the streets of Arak.

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (ZxPkt)

468 449 The thing about 2026 I am most looking forward to is meeting my great-granddaughter in a couple of months.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:05 AM (4p5Zb)

______________________________

No excuse is going to cut it if you're late for that.

Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (dIske)

469 Happy Nood Year, Horde!

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (vFG9F)

470 I saved a mouthpiece for the day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
************
As have I, my friend. One day....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (IQ6Gq)

471 436 396 AH Loyd..lol..yeah somehow us natives manage.. Rain and all..but honestly I enjoy it when it rains and the temp stays warm ..its a nice refreshing change 😁
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:04 AM (aO42i)

You'd love south Florida....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (QGaXH)

472 Fireworks 💥💥are Continuing to go off here..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (aO42i)

473 I can see a creative sort of person just getting burned out. There is nothing wrong with leaving on a high note.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:12 AM (Q/uAJ)

474 @MOSSADil
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24m
🚨 IRGC FIGHTER KILLED as protesters torch IRGC headquarters in Hamedan

Reports from Iran say demonstrators set an IRGC base on fire amid escalating anti-regime unrest.
• One Basij fighter killed
• 13 security forces injured

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 12:12 AM (ZxPkt)

475 Also, in 2025 we lost our commenter WitchDoktor.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:12 AM (77rzZ)

476 I played French Horn in orchestra, but Mellophone in marching band. Also, dabbled in trombone, piano for the pop singers, and I play a mean Ozark Harp (I'll let you figure out what that is).
Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2026 12:09 AM (dIske)
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*much respect*
Trombone eluded me. I've played French horn, trumpet, tuba, baritone, but never trombone. My freshman year of college I wanted to take trombone, but all the school instruments were signed out by those bastard music majors. Fuck them assholes!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:13 AM (ZOv7s)

477 Been hearing fireworks every hour, on the hour, since 7pm.

Some people got money to (literally!) burn, I guess.


At one time I lived next door to a leader of a biker gang. For reasons that are not clear, I was invited to the biker bar where much alcohol was consumed.

Then they (several dozen drunk hog riders) rode to his place and decided to celebrate New Years with fireworks.

The amount of ordnance cooked off was so great that smoke was like a dense fog and the brilliance of all the fireworks was so bright the street lights turned off.

I don't know what was louder, dozens of straight pipe Harleys or the fireworks. I do know that the smell of cordite still lingered into dawn and it took a snow shovel to clear the wrappers off the street.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 12:13 AM (a4flb)

478 @ShayanX0
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4h
BREAKING — IRAN:
Multiple IRGC Basij Force bases and governorates of the Islamist regime, in Hamedan, Fars, and Khuzestan provinces have fallen into the hands of protesters, as the pro-@PahlaviReza
uprising keeps spreading after Reza Shah Pahlavi II’s call for nationwide uprising

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 12:13 AM (ZxPkt)

479 457 Been hearing fireworks every hour, on the hour, since 7pm.

Some people got money to (literally!) burn, I guess.
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Here ay Little Oaxaca on the Miami they have to burn a kilo of black powder or it isn't a holiday.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2026 12:14 AM (XjTSo)

480 Happy 2026 Horde, from the East Coast, amid lots of fireworks!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 01, 2026 12:14 AM (IQ6Gq)

481 250 years and the Republic is getting it's mojo back.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 12:14 AM (viF8m)

482 Reports say Iranian anti-regime protesters are chasing Islamic Regime security forces through the streets of Arak.
Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (ZxPkt)
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Mrs. F. says her Israeli Christian sources say today is the last day for the mullahs.

Who knows.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 12:15 AM (RIvkX)

483 Now I smell like gunpowder and champagne.

Mrs fd went to bed leaving me to finish this bottle of Asti. Anybody up for champagne pong?

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 12:16 AM (vFG9F)

484 People asked me: "How did you go from treble clef to bass clef?"

My answer? "Just read the chart."

I can't transpose worth shit. My father, who loves music and plays lots of instruments, can't grasp that I don't have some unified understanding of music, but just a mechanical "this quals that" level of understanding.

Or as I said to the band director: "what's the fingering?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (ZOv7s)

485 Not familiar with Mellophone, but it sounds good. I played French Horn in concert band, orchestra, marching band, brass quintet, etc.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (IQ6Gq)

486 Dwight Yoakam singing Suspicious Minds on the Nashville, NYE thingy on TV. Great version of a great song.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (LVaYG)

487 Anonymous Rouge .yes I would.. I wish I could move there ..Like California its a near perfect state for me..and bonus it doesn't have the fu**ed up scrap of California..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (aO42i)

488 A. H. Lloyd, the trombone is awesome. I played it. Greatest instrument ever.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (77rzZ)

489 Anne Francis (Honey West?) now on SyFy TZ marathon on the west coast

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (QGaXH)

490 Night all...see everyone when it's 2026 everywhere!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (IQ6Gq)

491 My freshman year of college I wanted to take trombone, but all the school instruments were signed out by those bastard music majors. Fuck them assholes!

Old joke:

Q: What is the definition of an Optimist?
A: A trombone player with a pager.

It was funny back then.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 12:18 AM (a4flb)

492 I think the neighborhood artillery team has triangulated on their fire solution and all city batteries have been called to fire for effect.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:18 AM (3uBP9)

493 Happy New Year Horde!

dino, thank you for a tender year end ont

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2026 12:18 AM (eZ5tL)

494 Also, in 2025 we lost our commenter WitchDoktor.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:12 AM (77rzZ)

I'm sorry, Bulg. He was your friend, I think? That was sad.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:18 AM (Q/uAJ)

495 I thought another episode of Twilight Zone was on but it's... Perry Mason.

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2026 12:19 AM (vFG9F)

496 A. H. Lloyd, the trombone is awesome. I played it. Greatest instrument ever.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (77rzZ)
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Mean mother-frackers.

Boners do it better.

I was looking forward to my initiation, but it did not come to pass. And now I'm a grandfather, but maybe later...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:19 AM (ZOv7s)

497 Trombone eluded me. I've played French horn, trumpet, tuba, baritone, but never trombone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Tell us about that One Time at Band Camp

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Imklos at January 01, 2026 12:19 AM (f/3mU)

498 >Mrs. F. says her Israeli Christian sources say today is the last day for the mullahs.

Who knows.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I want to see those donut hat-wearing goat-smelling tyrants get the Mussolini treatment

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 12:19 AM (ZxPkt)

499 489 Anne Francis (Honey West?) now on SyFy TZ marathon on the west coast
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (QGaXH)

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Mmm. Honey West.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:20 AM (+HNx/)

500 Feeling *old* tonight. Bleh. It's only a quarter past nine and I'm getting sleepy.

Figure I'll use that funny ticket soon: finish this drink, brush teefs & go to bed.

Imklos might take over the bartending?? I dunno...

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm)

501 Also, in 2025 we lost our commenter WitchDoktor.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:12 AM


and vic. The Great old One. Fair seas, sailor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:21 AM (gqxJ9)

502 Dwight Yoakam singing Suspicious Minds on the Nashville, NYE thingy on TV. Great version of a great song.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (LVaYG)

Dwight Yoakam singing anything is wonderful. That is a great version of that song.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:21 AM (Q/uAJ)

503 Intermittent artillery fire in the frozen north.

But now a lull. Infantry assault imminent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:21 AM (ZOv7s)

504 Jeez. I just deleted myself....
Anyways. Me and girldog slipped by Moose out front.
We got my wobbly table all to ourselves.
I'm guessing nurse R and Rat got hawt dates for the Eve...
JQ! One of your finest cocktails for me, and a light beer for doggo!
Geez...I'm lonely 😔....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:21 AM (LNeRu)

505 I played French Horn in orchestra, but Mellophone in marching band. Also, dabbled in trombone, piano for the pop singers, and I play a mean Ozark Harp (I'll let you figure out what that is).
Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2026 12:09 AM (dIske)

I went to Duck Duck Go expecting Ozark Harp was another name for either a Jew's harp or a banjo. Snoopy played it in one of the Peanuts cartoons.
https://youtu.be/oCekQ8Sizqk

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:22 AM (4p5Zb)

506 467 Reports say Iranian anti-regime protesters are chasing Islamic Regime security forces through the streets of Arak.
Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 12:11 AM (ZxPkt)

Arak, ARiK, it's all the same......

maybe I'll have another beer....still around JQ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:22 AM (QGaXH)

507 I don't have any fireworks. Maybe I'll go out and mag dump on the hour.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:22 AM (gqxJ9)

508 Mortar fire to the northwest. Lock and load.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:22 AM (ZOv7s)

509 At one time I lived next door to a leader of a biker gang. For reasons that are not clear, I was invited to the biker bar where much alcohol was consumed.

------

If you are going have a wild house party it is considered polite to invite the neighbors

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 01, 2026 12:22 AM (/lPRQ)

510 Oh shit, cat just jumped off my lap. Shit is getting real.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:23 AM (ZOv7s)

511 A. H. Lloyd, the trombone is awesome. I played it. Greatest instrument ever.
Posted by: Bulg

There was a great ska-reggae-punk-ska band called Freedom of Expression.

The lead guy did the lead thing on...trombone.

Unable to find much on the Interwebs

Posted by: Recollections of Mind of Imklos at January 01, 2026 12:23 AM (f/3mU)

512 494 Mary, he and I were in personal e-mail contact. I hoped that he and I could meet up for lunch or something, since we were both in Northern Virginia, and were fellow Navy veterans. Alas, it was not to be.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM (77rzZ)

513 I think the neighborhood artillery team has triangulated on their fire solution and all city batteries have been called to fire for effect.

I once attended a large Big Box predominantly black church in the heart of Oak Cliff (suburb of Dallas).

Went to the midnight New Year's service. As we exited a short time after midnight, the familiar ring of fireworks and firearms was in the air.

I talked to one of the DPD moonlighting as parking posse to get us in and out of there. He told me that a lot of officers will park their squad cars under overpasses during the peak of the gunfire/fireworks celebration.

Years later, I was talking to a co-worker who was redoing the roof of her Swiss Avenue home (gentrified neighborhood of historic homes) and the roofer pulled out dozens of bullets stuck in the shingles and underlying plywood.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM (a4flb)

514 Do they make MIRV fireworks? I think some of these might be MIRV. It's getting wild. Probably a good million $ of entertainment going up and poof around me.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM (3uBP9)

515 Sounds like it's curtains for the mullahs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM (+HNx/)

516 Happy new year, all! I surprised myself tonight. Went to a neighborhood party and had a great time, drinking, eating, chatting up new friends and old, blah blah blah.

I'll be 82 in this new year, and cannot remember the last time I saw midnight on new year's eve.

I drink bottom shelf rye whiskey, and one of my neighborhood buds brought a $120 bottle of bourbon to the party, which I glommed onto and was sipping for over two straight hours, until after the ball dropped and the fireworks outside quieted down to pops. Yes, there is a difference, isn't there, between rotgut grain and good.

So Happy New Year to all, and may the force, whatever it may be, be with you.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM (KiBMU)

517 Happy New Year, Horde.

I gotta be up early.

You goddamn kids staying up all hours SOME OF US GOT JOBS, YA KNOW!!!!! grumble grumble grumble and pull up your damn pants grumble grumble grumble

Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM (k2AiT)

518 #500 JQ..wanna come share a beer with me.. We can maybe share some bar tending stories..and chat and laugh about "em..☺️😀☺️

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:25 AM (aO42i)

519 I am enjoying Cupcake Prosecco. This stuff is dangerous as it goes down easy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:25 AM (gqxJ9)

520 Calabi-Yau manifolds are a manifestation of mathematics getting ahead of physics. There are reasons why there have been no fundamentally new physics discoveries in the last sixty years or so. Pretty maths gets in the way of proper physics. Physics is on the wrong path, and I suspect even QED is meretricious.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 01, 2026 12:25 AM (tDhJ5)

521 Howdy, COMM!

*fixes spicy margarita*

I'm lonely too & it just effing sucks!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:26 AM (rdVOm)

522 IM here, COMM.

Lucy the Fink is curled up under the tree. Which I may take down tomorrow. Meh. I’m kinda sad and lonely too. Mind if I join you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 12:26 AM (IhIKR)

523 Sounds like it's curtains for the mullahs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM


I hope so. They have been a cancer on their people and the world.

Hopefully it will be another Trumpmas.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:26 AM (gqxJ9)

524 Anne Francis was very yummy.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:26 AM (77rzZ)

525 515 Sounds like it's curtains for the mullahs.
Setting a IRGC building on fire sounds like a great way to start the new year.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2026 12:27 AM (XjTSo)

526 longtime lurker never poster, but howdy everyone and happy new year. Just heard from a friend on Steam that a gamer buddy had passed this winter so Trex's thoughts were poignant, timely, and appreciated.

Posted by: PoorYorick at January 01, 2026 12:27 AM (eClUY)

527 *fixes spicy margarita*

I'm lonely too & it just effing sucks!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:26 AM (rdVOm)

Spicy Margaritas? I am here and down with that,please.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (Q/uAJ)

528 Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal
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Come join me & COMM at the wobbly table in the corner!

*brings beer for Country Gal*

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)

529 Nurse Ratched, Happy New Year to you.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (77rzZ)

530 487 Anonymous Rouge .yes I would.. I wish I could move there ..Like California its a near perfect state for me..and bonus it doesn't have the fu**ed up scrap of California..
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (aO42i)

I grew up in S. Florida. I distinctly remember waking up to the radio in the summer and the announcer saying '82 degrees at 2 AM..WSHE 103.5 Miami/Fort Lauderdale...'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (QGaXH)

531 Anne Francis was very yummy.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 12:26 AM (77rzZ)

I initially read that as Ann Frank.

Time for bed, methinks.

Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Robert at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (k2AiT)

532 Poppy peed on the couch!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (gqxJ9)

533
And now midnight here per local mean time, but not yet quite true midnight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

534 Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers

Looks like someone got The Call.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (lUFok)

535 I cannot recall. How and where did the bolshevik revolt begin? Is something like this happening in Persia? Right now?

Was this foreseen? OMG!

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (KiBMU)

536 Hi, BarelyScaryMary!

*makes PITCHER of spicy margaritas*

Now we gots a party! Come on over to the wobbly table!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

537 >>> Years later, I was talking to a co-worker who was redoing the roof of her Swiss Avenue home (gentrified neighborhood of historic homes) and the roofer pulled out dozens of bullets stuck in the shingles and underlying plywood.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 12:24 AM (a4flb)


I had roof damage from bullets. Roofer even showed it to me, the entry point and where it ended up. I guess it is common in some locales.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:30 AM (3uBP9)

538 Nurse! C'mon over!

*brings another glass*

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)

539 longtime lurker never poster, but howdy everyone and happy new year. Just heard from a friend on Steam that a gamer buddy had passed this winter so Trex's thoughts were poignant, timely, and appreciated.
Posted by: PoorYorick at January 01, 2026 12:27 AM


You should comment more. I have a lurker brother so I know it's a thing but lurkers should unmask occasionally.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 12:31 AM (gqxJ9)

540 There was a great ska-reggae-punk-ska band called Freedom of Expression.

The lead guy did the lead thing on...trombone.

Unable to find much on the Interwebs
Posted by: Recollections of Minde of Imklos at January 01, 2026 12:23 AM (f/3mU)
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I recall a band called "Fishbone" that my classmates enjoyed. They made me a mix tape, which has not survived.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:31 AM (ZOv7s)

541 >>Sounds like it's curtains for the mullahs.

I know we love to dwell on the negative but the change not just in the US but world over the last year is remarkable. Despite all the losses and challenges 2026 is looking pretty special.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 12:31 AM (viF8m)

542 *makes PITCHER of spicy margaritas*

Now we gots a party! Come on over to the wobbly table!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

*brings fireworks and party hats*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:31 AM (Q/uAJ)

543 Don Black -- Maybe, maybe not. A possibly successful overthrow of the Iranian turbans is like swinging on a swing to go all the way over: it takes a lot of failures to finally make it over. I would love to wake up tomorrow to learn that the Persians are free of their tormentors. Or even over the next week or so. But I'm not holding my breath. But maybe having an American president who wants them to succeed instead of one desperate for a second Nobel for making peace with the SOBs will put them over the top. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 01, 2026 12:32 AM (DK5Sh)

544 And now Happy New Year for real. It's exactly local apparent midnight. The Sun is now directly at nadir, due north, under my feet, on the meridian passing through the house.

Date: 01/01/2026 Local Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time (UTC-05:00:00)
Longitude: -82.17110 UTC Offset: -05:28:41 TZ Offset: -00:28:41
DUT1: 74.13120 ms Leap Seconds: 37 s DeltaT: 69.10987 s

Universal Coordinated Time: 05:32:07 UTC
Local Standard Time (TZ) : 12:32:07 AM EST
Local Mean Time : 12:03:26 AM LMT (UT1 base)
Local Apparent Solar Time : 12:00:00 AM LAST (UT1 base)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 12:32 AM (w6EFb)

545 This song from Jerry Harrison might be topical:

I Cry for Iran

https://youtu.be/zrqV_TdNg7M

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:32 AM (4p5Zb)

546 JQ..wanna come share a beer with me.. We can maybe share some bar tending stories..and chat and laugh about "em..☺️😀☺️
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal

Stories? You want Stories?

Hey look, Miss. We serve hard drinks with tiny umbrellas in here for Morons who want to get drunk and comment fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'. We got plenty. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you a 151 Bacardi Jello shot for a convincer?

Posted by: Surly Bartender Imklos at January 01, 2026 12:32 AM (f/3mU)

547 Posted by: PoorYorick at January 01, 2026 12:27 AM (eClUY)

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Congrats on an excellent first post. You're a shellback now!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2026 12:32 AM (+HNx/)

548 I cannot recall. How and where did the bolshevik revolt begin? Is something like this happening in Persia? Right now?

Was this foreseen? OMG!
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 01, 2026 12:28 AM (KiB
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Persian new year is in March. Spring equinox. Maybe the locals are impatient.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:33 AM (ZOv7s)

549 487 Anonymous Rouge .yes I would.. I wish I could move there ..Like California its a near perfect state for me..and bonus it doesn't have the fu**ed up scrap of California..
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:17 AM (aO42i)

Anonymous 'Rouge' Rouge??? LOL - Too funny! I shorten it to ARiK. Reminds me of a movie I saw recently from the 60's with Frank Sinatra - his character's name was Dingus but his native American love interest kept mispronouncing Dingus...

I hope we'll see you again on the ONT

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:34 AM (QGaXH)

550 Jeez. I just deleted myself....
Anyways. Me and girldog slipped by Moose out front.
We got my wobbly table all to ourselves.
I'm guessing nurse R and Rat got hawt dates for the Eve...
JQ! One of your finest cocktails for me, and a light beer for doggo!
Geez...I'm lonely 😔....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:21 AM (LNeRu)

I'm sitting home (well, Winter home in AJ) too. My guts were in an uproar earlier, so I decided not to go out. Feeling OK now, but it's 10:33 here, and I am laother to get dressed and go out. Sipping on a Shiner Bock, and reading the ONT, and watching youtoobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 12:34 AM (8zz6B)

551 Party hats! Wooo!

Ok, girls, we need to get close-in for a group selfie-- for Commissar of plenty... and show him our FESTIVE LITTLE HATS!

Hahaha!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:34 AM (rdVOm)

552 I know we love to dwell on the negative but the change not just in the US but world over the last year is remarkable. Despite all the losses and challenges 2026 is looking pretty special.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 12:31 AM (viF8m)
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God is not idle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:34 AM (ZOv7s)

553 Just read the list. We lost some good people this year. Stay healthy in the new year all.

Posted by: 496 at January 01, 2026 12:34 AM (ouubj)

554 >>> I recall a band called "Fishbone" that my classmates enjoyed. They made me a mix tape, which has not survived.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:31 AM (ZOv7s)


LAB was a great song with the bros when some poor guy was dumped. Always played in the car going out for a "forget about her" night.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:34 AM (3uBP9)

555 Wow - a big one...incredibly loud and extremely close....and not near midnight here...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:35 AM (QGaXH)

556
Damn, Sirius transit was just 41 seconds off true midnight. That's damn close.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)

557 Now we gots a party! Come on over to the wobbly table!

Posted by: JQ

*Dances the Shimmy, surreptitiously places shim under wobbly leg*

Which ruins everything

Posted by: Todd at January 01, 2026 12:35 AM (f/3mU)

558 Tomorrow the kids are coming home from Sydney and Mrs. F. has informed I am to stock their fridge, pick them up at SFO, bring them here to be fed, then take them to MiL where their car is parked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2026 12:35 AM (RIvkX)

559 JQ thanks 4 the invite. I'm heading over now..😉☺️☺️

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:36 AM (aO42i)

560 555 Wow - a big one...incredibly loud and extremely close....and not near midnight here...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:35 AM (QGaXH)

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Here too.

Posted by: Ali Khamenei at January 01, 2026 12:36 AM (+HNx/)

561 LAB was a great song with the bros when some poor guy was dumped. Always played in the car going out for a "forget about her" night.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 12:34 AM (3uBP9)
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IYKYK.

A breakup favorite in my circle as well. I got dumped my senior year in high school and that was recommended therapy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:37 AM (ZOv7s)

562 I had roof damage from bullets. Roofer even showed it to me, the entry point and where it ended up. I guess it is common in some locales.

My favorite roofing story is while I had the biker gang leader on the south, on the north was a rental made into a clown house. It was rather irritating, but not as much as the hundreds of squirrels. My biker neighbor and I had a competition over time to see how many squirrels we could eliminate with our respective pellet guns.

I built a hide in the kitchen and an elevated kill zone loaded with bird seed. Got well over 40. After recording the kills I would take a shovel and trebuchet the kills over the fence and on to the roof of the clown house.

One day a roofer was on the clown house to replace the shingles. He was shocked and horrified at the pile of rotting squirrel carcasses on the roof. I was outside trying not to laugh and be serious. He surmised that the squirrels ate fruit from a poisonous tree that was leaning on the house. He just kept talking and talking about it in bewilderment.

Ok, sure. I got to go inside.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (a4flb)

563 I wish we could air-drop those people some guns and grenades

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (ZxPkt)

564 Happy new Year, bulg. I also miss Witchdokter. I’m Glad you had a chance to connect with him.


I do wish stateless would drop in and say hello. Just to let us know he’s ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (IhIKR)

565 >>God is not idle.

He doesn't expect us to be either.

We've earned it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (viF8m)

566 540: I still have a functioning 'Fishbone' cassette, somewhere. CD to. They were a good band. Interesting blend of music.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (sAmhv)

567 541 >>Sounds like it's curtains for the mullahs.

I know we love to dwell on the negative but the change not just in the US but world over the last year is remarkable. Despite all the losses and challenges 2026 is looking pretty special.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I thought with the election of Trump the tension would relax. Silly boy, why in the world would they lesson? Trump is a scythe and he's a reaping.

In for a penny in for a pound, here we are.
Good evening ladies and gents I'm truly grateful to be here glad to see every one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (hVbrz)

568 526 longtime lurker never poster, but howdy everyone and happy new year. Just heard from a friend on Steam that a gamer buddy had passed this winter so Trex's thoughts were poignant, timely, and appreciated.
Posted by: PoorYorick at January 01, 2026 12:27
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Thank you. Thanks for posting. Come on back. We'll leave the light on for you.

Posted by: TRex - 2026 dino at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (IQ6Gq)

569 Bruce Fowler is an excellent trombonist, played extensively with Zappa and Beefheart. He is still going at 78.

Posted by: Over-Nite Sensation at January 01, 2026 12:39 AM (oftw2)

570 #551 JQ..I got my get my festive little hat just right first..a lil help.please

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:40 AM (aO42i)

571 Howdy, AOP!

Yeah, "going out" for NYE just isn't what it used to be, huh?

Hope you feel better in the morning!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:40 AM (rdVOm)

572 I do wish stateless would drop in and say hello. Just to let us know he’s ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (IhIKR)

I have also wondered if he is okay.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:40 AM (Q/uAJ)

573 522 {{{nurse}}}!

Come sit with me🙂 I figured you probably had a hot date tonight!
JQ join us and bring a pitcher of tasty Margs! Some of us still got time till New Year!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:40 AM (LNeRu)

574 Twenty-five minutes until it's the New Year here in God's favorite time zone.

I propose we call the new year 250 AUSA or something like that. 😃


I well remember reading the final Calvin & Hobbes. It was a perfect conclusion, leaving us with C&H in happy play, and forever still with us. Still think that whenever I read it again. Watterson done good.


🎶"Maybe just a half a drink morrrre…"

Posted by: mindful webworker - what do you want to do tomorrow night, Calvin? at January 01, 2026 12:41 AM (dESj/)

575 I wish we could air-drop those people some guns and grenades
Posted by: Don Black
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"We" should be taking serious notes!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)

576
Posted by: PoorYorick at January 01, 2026 12:27 AM


Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is!

Couldn't resist. It's a reflex. I like the handle.

Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2026 12:41 AM (dIske)

577 Trey Smith has a video called “The Theory of Everything” in which he argues for the existence of an intelligent creator in a way I found interesting. It’s on YouTube I think. There’s no mention of Pittsburgh. Smith once stole millions of dollars from a televangelist so he’s an interesting guy. Kent Hovind is another person I find interesting, arguing for a young earth through the continued existence of dinosaurs among other things. It takes more faith to believe dinosaur fossils survived millions of years, including soft tissue, than that most of them were exterminated in the Flood 5K years ago, and there’s a lot of evidence for this. Happy New Year!

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at January 01, 2026 12:41 AM (tRYqg)

578 Zoltar knows all, tells a little.

Posted by: Zoltar at January 01, 2026 12:41 AM (+HNx/)

579 I still have a functioning 'Fishbone' cassette, somewhere. CD to. They were a good band. Interesting blend of music.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (sAmhv)
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Boning in the boneyard.

I bet there are youtubes of them.

I had shit for audio systems, so my friends made me mix tapes, and then tapes went away. But I still remember.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:42 AM (ZOv7s)

580 *brings fireworks and party hats*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:31 AM (Q/uAJ)

These party hats bear a striking resemblance to lamp shades.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 12:43 AM (4p5Zb)

581 Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang?

Of the Walla Walla Bing Bangs?

Posted by: Ooo eee ooo ah ahhh at January 01, 2026 12:43 AM (TbWk/)

582 Umm...ummm...would any of you festive hat chicks.....umm... be my date for...the....Prom?

Posted by: Imklos, gaze firmly fixed on own shoes at January 01, 2026 12:43 AM (f/3mU)

583 Country Gal, ya look great!

Ok, hold still & smile.... *click!*

Yay, a good pic!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)

584 504 Geez...I'm lonely 😔....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:21 AM (LNeRu)

I think we all are in some way.

Some of us are the types that can be lonely in a crowded room....

You used to live in Orange County - correct?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:44 AM (QGaXH)

585 542 scarymary
Sister! Yeah baby! Let's get it on girl😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:44 AM (LNeRu)

586 May all the blessings of the Lord be yours in abundance in the New Year
Isaiah 43:13

Happy New Year

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 12:44 AM (hVbrz)

587 Umm...ummm...would any of you festive hat chicks.....umm... be my date for...the....Prom?
Posted by: Imklos, gaze firmly fixed on own shoes at January 01, 2026 12:43 AM (f/3mU)
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LOL

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:45 AM (ZOv7s)

588 Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang?




All children emerge after a Big Bang

Makes sense kinda

Posted by: Imklos, integration theory and practice at January 01, 2026 12:46 AM (f/3mU)

589 Happy New Year, Eastern time zone Hordelings!

Thank you for an outstanding final 2025 ONT, Dino. My fellow Club host and just a damn good friend - much love to you, brother!

Glass raised to those we lost.

My brother Jim Sunk New Dawn - I will never forget you.

Damn, why is it so dusty in here?

Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2026 12:46 AM (QMAsf)

590
Anne Francis (Honey West?) now on SyFy TZ marathon on the west coast
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


Looking for a thimble?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2026 12:47 AM (pkeXY)

591 LOL
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

You Magnificent bastard...I READ YOUR BOOK

Posted by: Francisco Miklos-Franco. in best G. Patton voice at January 01, 2026 12:48 AM (f/3mU)

592 Incomings getting closer here....

Very loud now...

West Coast TZ episode now has a very young Wm Shatner. Sign in background saying : I HAVE NOT BEEN TOLD is no excuse. Know by *Observing *Thinking * Studying * Doing

Interesting - I wonder if that was a Civil Defense thing or?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:48 AM (QGaXH)

593 Was the universe created or did it emerge from a Bing Bang?

Of the Walla Walla Bing Bangs?
Posted by: Ooo eee ooo ah ahhh at January 01, 2026 12:43 AM (TbWk/)
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"I'll capture her heart, singing...badda boom, bigga bangg...."

Posted by: Bing Crosby at January 01, 2026 12:49 AM (ZOv7s)

594 AOP

Honey, you can certainly virtually sit with us crazy wimminz😛

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:49 AM (LNeRu)

595 The Reticent - Years in a Moment
https://youtu.be/geuwzBy1myY

Claire Voyant - 24 Years
https://youtu.be/vOXB4fBgg0I

iamthemorning - Too Many Years
https://youtu.be/Fe2jzZV4ytw

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 12:49 AM (nhCoE)

596 I know we love to dwell on the negative but the change not just in the US but world over the last year is remarkable. Despite all the losses and challenges 2026 is looking pretty special.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------
Cheers to that.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 12:49 AM (LVaYG)

597 https://youtu.be/f3vnmV6pPKI

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

598 Thanks JQ for the great pic 😊😊..and hey these New Years drinks are sooo good.. Mmm yummy...🍹🍾🍹

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:50 AM (aO42i)

599 You Magnificent bastard...I READ YOUR BOOK
Posted by: Francisco Miklos-Franco. in best G. Patton voice at January 01, 2026 12:48 AM (f/3mU).
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YOU DICK!!!

Posted by: Mister Spicoli at January 01, 2026 12:50 AM (ZOv7s)

600 My brother Jim Sunk New Dawn - I will never forget you.

Damn, why is it so dusty in here?

Posted by: Doof

Auld Lang Syne

*glass raised*

Posted by: Jim sent me books (miklos) at January 01, 2026 12:51 AM (f/3mU)

601 9 minutes here in LaLousiana 🎉🎉💥💥🎉🎉

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 12:52 AM (aO42i)

602 AOP

Honey, you can certainly virtually sit with us crazy wimminz😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:49 AM (LNeRu)


Got room for another?

Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2026 12:52 AM (QMAsf)

603 No New Year yet but quietly observing. Eating shrimp and the ever popular cannibal sandwiches. Weird Wisconsin thing. Just a lurker but Happy New Year!

Posted by: Badgergal at January 01, 2026 12:52 AM (cs22I)

604 Is it time to listen to Fogelberg's take?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:52 AM (ZOv7s)

605 I made the last batch of Chex Mix today. Will share at the wobbly table for whoever wants it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:52 AM (Q/uAJ)

606 Better stay up for a while to digest the cannibals, lots of raw onions. Will enjoy the fireworks 💥

Posted by: Badgergal at January 01, 2026 12:54 AM (cs22I)

607 Honey, you can certainly virtually sit with us crazy wimminz😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 12:49 AM (LNeRu)

Got room for another?
Posted by: Doof

How do you know that guy is the REAL Doof?

*sidles over to the lay-ties*

Posted by: Elvis and Doof Impersonator Miklos at January 01, 2026 12:55 AM (f/3mU)

608 Five minutes Central Horde

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 12:55 AM (c115l)

609 Howdy Doof!

Grab a chair & a glass and c'mon over!

*makes another pitcher of spicy margaritas*

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:56 AM (rdVOm)

610 604 Is it time to listen to Fogelberg's take?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 12:52 AM (ZOv7s)

Close enough. It's a good song, and it will be past midnight before it finishes.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:56 AM (Q/uAJ)

611 I made the last batch of Chex Mix today. Will share at the wobbly table for whoever wants it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:52 AM (Q/uAJ)
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I also made some, in case you run out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 12:56 AM (ESVrU)

612 so many comments ... waiting for midnight here.

" where did Jesus go for three days after he was crucified? The Apostles Creed says he "descended to the dead." Did he "preach to the spirits in prison?"

JC was dead for three days and three nights (legal requirement for death afaik). God did not die, his only begotten son did die (in obedience), God's sacrifice to save us that accepted. After that he preached to those imprisoned spirits. (He died Wednesday at sunset and arose Saturday at sunset ... had Saturday night till Sunday morning to be seen alive).

That is all.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2026 12:57 AM (vbXSk)

613 My cat Penny is running around with the zoomies.

She seems confused because I'm not in bed with her.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 12:57 AM (ESVrU)

614 Okay, Miklos... you too! LOL

Bring a pitcher of beer? My hands are full right now...

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)

615 The universe began when Leeloo fell through Korben Dallas's taxi's roof.

The Big Bada-Boom.

Just a couple of minutes until the big cow chip descends from the Oklahoma City capitol spire.

Posted by: mindful webworker - multi-pass at January 01, 2026 12:58 AM (dESj/)

616 544 And now Happy New Year for real. It's exactly local apparent midnight. The Sun is now directly at nadir, due north, under my feet, on the meridian passing through the house.

Date: 01/01/2026 Local Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time (UTC-05:00:00)
Longitude: -82.17110 UTC Offset: -05:28:41 TZ Offset: -00:28:41
DUT1: 74.13120 ms Leap Seconds: 37 s DeltaT: 69.10987 s

Universal Coordinated Time: 05:32:07 UTC
Local Standard Time (TZ) : 12:32:07 AM EST
Local Mean Time : 12:03:26 AM LMT (UT1 base)
Local Apparent Solar Time : 12:00:00 AM LAST (UT1 base)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 12:32 AM (w6EFb)

I don't think I'll make local midnight - Apparent or otherwise...

My truncated approximate location: 33.63, -117.95 per googoo maps..

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:58 AM (QGaXH)

617 Happy New Year everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2026 12:58 AM (Ia/+0)

618 Happy New Year, Central Time Morons!

Time for me to go to bed now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2026 12:59 AM (ESVrU)

619 >>Cheers to that.
Posted by: scampydog

This is an amazing time to be alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 01:00 AM (viF8m)

620 Happy New Year Horde.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 01:00 AM (c115l)

621 🎆 🎆 🎆 🎆 🎆 🎆 🎆 🎆

🥃 Happy New Year! 🥃

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 01:00 AM (nhCoE)

622 Happy New Year, Central Timezoners

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2026 01:00 AM (vSvIl)

623 And HAPPY HAPPY New Years to all the wonderful and special horde ...and may the memory of those not with us continue to live with us all...
May this New Year of our Lord 2026 bless us all ...

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:00 AM (aO42i)

624 Happy New Year Central Time Zone Morons! The fireworks are getting real now.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 01:01 AM (Q/uAJ)

625 HAAPPPPY HAAAPPPPY NEXT YEAR, ALLA Y'ALL.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the dirigible drops at January 01, 2026 01:01 AM (dESj/)

626 Happy New Years, everyone.

I pray God blesses you wonderfully in the New Year, and gives you strength to carry through all of the crap the world will throw our way.

Good night, all.

Posted by: GWB at January 01, 2026 01:01 AM (2XExk)

627 "Kinda like how they say every combo of numbers can be found somewhere in ℼ."
- - - - - -
But not a 0 (zero) anywhere. That would spoil the whole game...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 01, 2026 01:01 AM (l5srl)

628 560 555 Wow - a big one...incredibly loud and extremely close....and not near midnight here...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 12:35 AM (QGaXH)

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Here too.
Posted by: Ali Khamenei at January 01, 2026 12:36 AM (+HNx/)

GOOD!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:02 AM (QGaXH)

629 Okay, good night to French horn players everywhere! Happy New Year!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2026 01:02 AM (ZOv7s)

630 Woke up 2 minutes ago. Happy New Year, Horde, from Missouri.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2026 01:02 AM (bQ4nt)

631 Happy NEW YEAR Methos🎉🎉

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:03 AM (aO42i)

632 Happy new years people!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 01:03 AM (snZF9)

633 No New Year yet but quietly observing. Eating shrimp and the ever popular cannibal sandwiches. Weird Wisconsin thing. Just a lurker but Happy New Year!
Posted by: Badgergal

Where do you buy the cannibals? Do you have to buy a whole cannibal, or just parts?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind at January 01, 2026 01:03 AM (f/3mU)

634 Happy new years people!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

people?

*checks Stylebook*

Posted by: Late Nite Copy Editor at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (f/3mU)

635 Thanks for bringing that extra pitcher, Miklos. (and sorry I forgot to say "please"...)

Good thing the wobbly table expands! My goodness, we've got a crowd!

Happy New Year, all!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)

636 Happy happy NEW YEAR 🎊🎊🎊..to all ..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (aO42i)

637 Lifting a shot to absent friends.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (snZF9)

638 There's a minor war going on here.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (jc0TO)

639 Happy New Year, Badgergal. The cannibal sandwiches sound interesting.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (Q/uAJ)

640 Howdy Doof!

Grab a chair & a glass and c'mon over!

*makes another pitcher of spicy margaritas*
Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 12:56 AM (rdVOm)


Thanks JQ. You ladies are the best!

Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (QMAsf)

641 This is an amazing time to be alive.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Heh. Had a baseball coach that used to say, "Gentlemen, any day you step on this field is a great day to be alive." I like the thought on a macro scale.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 01:06 AM (LVaYG)

642 >>> Where do you buy the cannibals? Do you have to buy a whole cannibal, or just parts?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind at January 01, 2026 01:03 AM (f/3mU)


The problem with buying cannibals is that regardless of how many you start out with, you eventually only have one.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 01:06 AM (3uBP9)

643 582 Umm...ummm...would any of you festive hat chicks.....umm... be my date for...the....Prom?
Posted by: Imklos, gaze firmly fixed on own shoes at January 01, 2026 12:43 AM (f/3mU)

How do you tell an extroverted engineer from an introverted one?

Extroverted engineer stares at YOUR shoes.....

Caution: may have a foot fetish.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:06 AM (QGaXH)

644 This is going to be best year evah. Book it, Morons.


May we live in interesting times.
May we get what we deserve
May the Prince know our names

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:07 AM (jc0TO)

645 The black-eye-pea stew is cooked and ready for tomorrow.

Booms and bangs going on around us. Pretty sure that boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom is gunfire, not fireworks.

Daisy dog is agitated and barking loudly. That's our fireworks.

The new year is off to a roaring start.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and awaaay we go at January 01, 2026 01:07 AM (dESj/)

646 Rye bread, raw ground chuck, salt n pepper, and raw onions. Sort of a tradition.

Posted by: Badgergal at January 01, 2026 01:07 AM (cs22I)

647 Bring a pitcher of beer? My hands are full right now...
Posted by: JQ

You are supposed to have the pitchers.

Damn, this keg is heavy

Posted by: Late Nite Typical Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:07 AM (f/3mU)

648 Lifting a shot to absent friends.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (snZF9)

Earlier this evening I went to the local liquor (and bong, knife, and vape) store, to see if I could get a bottle of Tom Simms whiskey in memory of Jim SND. They had never heard of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:08 AM (8zz6B)

649 Well. That was a bigger boom than I’ve heard in a long time.

It’s only 10 here

Lots and lots of cars on the street now. Going to be nuts.

Ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 01:08 AM (+FOYs)

650 Have a party hat, Doof!

Another festive little hat!!! Woot!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)

651 #635..yes we do..lol.. JQ..and I think I got it in me to stay a bit longer if u are..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:08 AM (aO42i)

652 Fireworks going off here now. Only 51 minutes to go.

Just glad it's not more exploding semi trucks like a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2026 01:09 AM (lUFok)

653 I just fired up the 1917 Victrola and played the 1914 recording of Auld lang syne sung by Julia Culp. Very nostalgic..and uh..primitive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 01:09 AM (snZF9)

654 584

Nope. Never lived in Orange County. Never will. But hey, pull up a chair and join us!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 01:10 AM (LNeRu)

655 564 Thank you, Nurse. God bless you and yours,

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 01:10 AM (77rzZ)

656 Damn, this keg is heavy
Posted by: Late Nite Typical Imklos
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LOL. Always so over the top... *smooch*

Thank you very much!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)

657 This is the state where all old-fashions are made with brandy.

Posted by: Badgergal at January 01, 2026 01:11 AM (cs22I)

658 JQ, can I help with any stocking? Ice? Whatcha need. Not the bathroom cleanup...the new guy is somewhere around here for that.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 01:11 AM (LVaYG)

659 Is it wrong to Wang Chung again so soon?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 01:12 AM (Q/uAJ)

660 Earlier this evening I went to the local liquor (and bong, knife, and vape) store, to see if I could get a bottle of Tom Simms whiskey in memory of Jim SND. They had never heard of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 01:08 AM (8zz6B)

Jim recommended Woodford to me. Thats what I'm drinking. The ancient egyptians would say jim hotep. Jim is satisfied.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 01:12 AM (snZF9)

661 Yes, I'll have one more-- what a nice party!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)

662 The Slip 'n Slide has now been inflated.

The Jell-o should be ready within minutes

Have at it, Ladies

Drinks are on the house

Posted by: Late Nite Event Organizer Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:12 AM (f/3mU)

663 God, I hope it's not Pittsburgh. I get crazy lost there. I may wind up in Ragnarok instead of Catholic Heaven.

Happy New Year to all. May all of your wildest fantasies come true.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 01, 2026 01:13 AM (qwx/I)

664 Raw hamburger sandwiches, interesting. I wonder if there's a way you could irradiate them and it would be food safe.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 01:14 AM (3uBP9)

665 Hi, Doggo!

Relax, it's all under control (for now, LOL) Grab a glass and join us!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

666 >> My truncated approximate location: 33.63, -117.95 per googoo maps..

That puts you east of the PST meridian of 120W, which is 8 minutes, 12 seconds ahead of PST for your local time. Now, subtract off the EoT which is -3:27 right now, and your local true midnight will be 4 minutes, 45 seconds before midnight, or 11:55:15 PST, if I didn't botch that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 01:14 AM (w6EFb)

667 Trex,

Thank you for the mention of my loss of my Dad. He was the best Dad, and taught us so many things, how to shoot, hunt, fish, start a fire, fix a car, build an airplane (or 3), love our family, respect his wife, pray to our God.

I will never be the calibre of a Moron such as Jim SND or Jack Straw, because I can only jump in late at night, in Mountain Time.

But, I've been with you since 2000 or so, after Little Green Footballs pointed to you (before he went nuts). Will be here 30 years from now God Willing.

Here's to a wonderful 2026 to all the Horde and all the Earth. Praying for the Persians tonight.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2026 01:15 AM (MvCrO)

668 Dumped a 20 round mag in the yard and it seems to have ended the excitement. Eerily quiet as soon as I stopped.

I guess my rep as that crazy old man is secured.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 01, 2026 01:15 AM (jc0TO)

669 Gotta make sure your meat is very fresh, straight from a trusted butcher. Hasn't killed any of us yet

Posted by: Badgergal at January 01, 2026 01:15 AM (cs22I)

670 what does "created in the image of God" mean?

I believe it means we have the ability to create. Not just offspring that are mini-versions subtly or no-so-subtly different from ourselves, but art, invention, machines, and even software programs. We are created and we create things as well, albeit less perfect things than God has created. (always room for improvement)

Posted by: slicksister at January 01, 2026 01:16 AM (3ceQJ)

671 662 The Slip 'n Slide has now been inflated.

The Jell-o should be ready within minutes
Posted by: Late Nite Event Organizer Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:12 AM (f/3mU)

is the Jell-O going on the Slip 'n Slide, or is it for dessert?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 01:16 AM (4p5Zb)

672 582 Imklos

I can do that....
Saaay...why don't you join us at the wobbly table? Bring a friend.
We might have to push the other wobbly table over🥳

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 01:16 AM (LNeRu)

673 I just fired up the 1917 Victrola and played the 1914 recording of Auld lang syne sung by Julia Culp. Very nostalgic..and uh..primitive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

That makes you culpable

Posted by: Imklos sees no cause for offence at January 01, 2026 01:16 AM (f/3mU)

674 654 584

Nope. Never lived in Orange County. Never will. But hey, pull up a chair and join us!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 01:10 AM (LNeRu)

Thank you! Don't mind if I do.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:17 AM (QGaXH)

675 *taps glass with spoon*

TING TING TING TING TING!

***raises glass***

~~~~~~"To absent friends"~~~~~~

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:17 AM (rdVOm)

676 Ohhh..JQ..off ya ever need help stocking or serving drinks just please let me know.. I worked cocktailing in casinos back when.

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:17 AM (aO42i)

677 Miami beats The Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl played at Jerry's World.

They should just tear down the actual Cotton Bowl Stadium in Fair Park. It gets used one day a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2026 01:18 AM (c115l)

678 is the Jell-O going on the Slip 'n Slide, or is it for dessert?
Posted by: tankdemon

I am guessing you are new here

Posted by: Crazy Mikos' Slip 'n Slide Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Somewhat Legal Other Stuff at January 01, 2026 01:18 AM (f/3mU)

679 Happy New Year.

Posted by: Piercello at January 01, 2026 01:19 AM (7QOuK)

680 >>Heh. Had a baseball coach that used to say, "Gentlemen, any day you step on this field is a great day to be alive." I like the thought on a macro scale.

Had a dad like that. Pretty smart dad.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2026 01:19 AM (viF8m)

681 Matt Walsh's last few podcasts have been exploring why everything sucks now. Case in point -- turned on the TV to see the year ring here in Chicago ... instead, I get a simulcast from Houston that's 2 minutes behind, with no countdown.

That's it, 2026 is ruined.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 01, 2026 01:20 AM (qwx/I)

682 564, Nurse, I also wonder about Stateless. He seemed so happy once he worked out his legal issues. I hope that he is still so.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 01:21 AM (77rzZ)

683 Jello Slip &Slide. can I try it..😁😁💕💕😁😁

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:21 AM (aO42i)

684 E. Coli is no way to start a year.

Posted by: National Dietetic Assoc. at January 01, 2026 01:21 AM (oftw2)

685 Rye bread, raw ground chuck, salt n pepper, and raw onions. Sort of a tradition.
Posted by: Badgergal
----------

Raw meat & onion sandwich on rye... hmm. Sounds pretty good actually.

METAL!

You go, Badgergal!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

686 >>> That puts you east of the PST meridian of 120W, which is 8 minutes, 12 seconds ahead of PST for your local time. Now, subtract off the EoT which is -3:27 right now, and your local true midnight will be 4 minutes, 45 seconds before midnight, or 11:55:15 PST, if I didn't botch that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 01:14 AM (w6EFb)


I had to process telemetry data off vehicle system on UTC. And I had to correlate that with badly written pilot log scans that they keyed to local time. All over the world. Some places with and without DST and different kinds of DST. Changes from takeoff to land. Cannot overstate how much synching log to data set sucked.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 01:22 AM (3uBP9)

687 602DOOF!
You don't even have to ask darlin'.
And of course if the other Ds are in the house, grab a chair.
I think JQ checked out, but that crazy guy behind the bar might be helpful 😒

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 01:23 AM (LNeRu)

688 Saaay...why don't you join us at the wobbly table? Bring a friend.
We might have to push the other wobbly table over🥳
Posted by: COMountainMarie

*wobbles over, may have been a few down the gullet*

*wobbles, but doesn't fall down*

Posted by: Imklos the Human Weeble at January 01, 2026 01:23 AM (f/3mU)

689 Dumped a 20 round mag in the yard and it seems to have ended the excitement. Eerily quiet as soon as I stopped.
Posted by: toby928(c)


https://youtu.be/pSzej4yoUwA

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 01:23 AM (nhCoE)

690 Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:17 AM
--------

You're hired! Haha, you can take over after I clock out tonight LOL.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)

691 666 >> My truncated approximate location: 33.63, -117.95 per googoo maps..

That puts you east of the PST meridian of 120W, which is 8 minutes, 12 seconds ahead of PST for your local time. Now, subtract off the EoT which is -3:27 right now, and your local true midnight will be 4 minutes, 45 seconds before midnight, or 11:55:15 PST, if I didn't botch that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 01:14 AM (w6EFb)

A devilish comment number! (666)

Actually I'm about 2 miles from that location.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:24 AM (QGaXH)

692 Wisconsin can be kind of weird. It's not just cheese and bratwurst. I'd love for there to be a mome some day, I think there are a good number of us.

Posted by: Badgergal at January 01, 2026 01:24 AM (cs22I)

693 And of course if the other Ds are in the house, grab a chair.
----------
Evening, COMM. A chair and a fresh drink to seem in order. Thanks for the invite.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 01:24 AM (LVaYG)

694 671 662 The Slip 'n Slide has now been inflated.

The Jell-o should be ready within minutes
Posted by: Late Nite Event Organizer Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:12 AM (f/3mU)

is the Jell-O going on the Slip 'n Slide, or is it for dessert?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2026 01:16 AM (4p5Zb)

Why not both?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:26 AM (QGaXH)

695
659 Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 01:12 AM

It's not too soon-----

https://youtu.be/BoXu6QmxpJE

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)

696 572 I do wish stateless would drop in and say hello. Just to let us know he’s ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 12:38 AM (IhIKR)

I have also wondered if he is okay.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 12:40 AM (Q/uAJ)

Was I imagining things, or did Stateless actually post in the last few days?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 01, 2026 01:28 AM (0CU3H)

697 Just for the record, last year's ONT for New Year's Eve had 888 comments. We've got a ways to go for that.
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=412857

It's been a crazy year. As usual.
https://youtu.be/xP_dfxs6Hak

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it'll never be 2025 again at January 01, 2026 01:28 AM (dESj/)

698 Oh, hey guys!

Noood.

Year.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 01, 2026 01:28 AM (0CU3H)

699 LOL..OK..JQ..just give give me a quick rundown on I what I need to do tonight and ill be fine..😉😉☺️☺️

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:29 AM (aO42i)

700 Happy New Year and goodnight to all! The battle outside seems to have reached a cease fire so I am headed for bed.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 01, 2026 01:30 AM (DK5Sh)

701 just give give me a quick rundown on I what I need to do tonight and ill be fine..

Country Gal:

Your imagination is your only limitation! Go with the flow..

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

702 Ok..will do.JQ

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:32 AM (aO42i)

703 I'm reading the ingredients on some sugar free breath mints here, and I think I've found the cause for some of the local fireworks, Maltitol.

Ain't that a trip though? Some poor dude somewhere would get these mints to freshin his garlic breath, be all suave, and he's suddenly just uncontrollably tooting around the ladies.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 01:32 AM (3uBP9)

704 698 Oh, hey guys!

Noood.

Year.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 01, 2026 01:28 AM (0CU3H)

Anyone calls Nood when there ain't a new thread.......

Gets a night in the box.............

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:32 AM (QGaXH)

705 697 Just for the record, last year's ONT for New Year's Eve had 888 comments. We've got a ways to go for that.
-------
A little behind the curtain on last year's. 'Twas a scramble that evening. Everything above the Ponte Sisto bridge image was at the 11th hour.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 01:32 AM (LVaYG)

706 >>Actually I'm about 2 miles from that location.

That's close enough. Only the difference in longitude makes a difference for this local time offset.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 01:33 AM (w6EFb)

707
Hope that clears it up for everyone. MORE WINE!!!!

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 10:39 PM (dIske)

THISH!

Posted by: Giles Overreach at January 01, 2026 01:34 AM (MDvLA)

708 They should just tear down the actual Cotton Bowl Stadium in Fair Park. It gets used one day a year.
Posted by: rickb223

The original Cotton Bowl was the Tulane stadium in New Orleans. That was torn down in 1981.


Some friends/roommates *acquired* part of the astroturf from the 20 yard line. That became the "floor treatment" in our apartment. We had no end of fun telling girls that we stole the 2 yard line (we got the part with the "2" on it, not the associated "0").

Posted by: Memories of a misspent Youth at January 01, 2026 01:35 AM (f/3mU)

709 I love this place. The care and concern we express for each other, even when we’ve never met in person, is just…awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 01:35 AM (77rzZ)

710 Local MN news are referring to Nick Shirley and his reporting as a "YouTuber." Clowns.

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 01:35 AM (LVaYG)

711 Ain't that a trip though? Some poor dude somewhere would get these mints to freshin his garlic breath, be all suave, and he's suddenly just uncontrollably tooting around the ladies.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2026 01:32 AM (3uBP9)

Maltitol causes gastric distress for sure. MiL always wanted sugar free candy and gum. It did not pair well with a colostomy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 01:36 AM (Q/uAJ)

712 Ok Horde ..JQ is heading home soon and she's left it to me to close up...😁😁 📣📣 so closing time tonight will at 2:00..last call at 3:00

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:37 AM (aO42i)

713 Anyone calls Nood when there ain't a new thread.......

Gets a night in the box.............
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Of Franzia Pinot Grigio

Posted by: Night Court Judge Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:37 AM (f/3mU)

714 Anyone calls Nood when there ain't a new thread.......

Gets a night in the box.............
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

And must eat 50 eggs.

NOW

Posted by: Cool Hand Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:40 AM (f/3mU)

715 More wine cumming up for table #5 Orson &Giles..🔔🔔

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:40 AM (aO42i)

716
And the EoT (equation of time) is changing pretty fast now, I see. By near midnight PST, it will be around -3:28 or a little better. So call it one second later, or 11:55:16 PM PST.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

717 713 Anyone calls Nood when there ain't a new thread.......

Gets a night in the box.............
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Of Franzia Pinot Grigio
Posted by: Night Court Judge Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:37 AM (f/3mU)

I should have socked that as 'Carr'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:42 AM (QGaXH)

718 Time for bed. Night, All. Happy New Year!

Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2026 01:43 AM (77rzZ)

719 I'd love another spicy margarita and a boiled egg, pretty please.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 01:43 AM (Q/uAJ)

720 And the EoT (equation of time) is changing pretty fast now, I see. By near midnight PST, it will be around -3:28 or a little better. So call it one second later, or 11:55:16 PM PST.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I trust this man

Is probably makes sense

Hurts my brain

Posted by: Admittedly ignant Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:43 AM (f/3mU)

721 Just in and out...

Happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 01, 2026 01:43 AM (IG3/x)

722 I should have socked that as 'Carr'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

harsh but fair

Posted by: Night Court Judge Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:45 AM (f/3mU)

723 Ya know...this could easily turn into 1000 comment night...
Kinda like one of those heady MisHum nights🥳🎶🍺🤯💥
*hic*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 01:45 AM (LNeRu)

724 Country Gal, I admit to not providing much "training" LOL. These commenters will treat you well and not let any bad actors harm you. (Right, guys??!) Miklos will usually assist until he passes out.

You'll know when to close up. There is no *set time* for locking up at this Club, except:

Tech thread posts at ~4am EST, so there's that....

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

725 I for one believe in a next world, after having seen my dad standing behind my mom's ER bed (only two armlengths from me) a few hours before she passed. He was only there for a second before receding into the distance. And he wasn't alone; There was a presence standing next to him (couldn't see it, but it was there.) That tells me that the next life can't be all that bad if your loved ones can wait for you, and that your love for those still on this side can open the way for them as well (if worst should come to worst.)
Love is the key to Heaven (and can be shared... :-)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 01, 2026 01:46 AM (l5srl)

726 Gotcha JQ..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:47 AM (aO42i)

727 716
And the EoT (equation of time) is changing pretty fast now, I see. By near midnight PST, it will be around -3:28 or a little better. So call it one second later, or 11:55:16 PM PST.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

I might be inspecting the insides of my eyelids by then.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:47 AM (QGaXH)

728 It's so nice to sit on the 'customer' side of the bar, for a change.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)

729 648 Lifting a shot to absent friends.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 01:05 AM (snZF9)
--------

To absent friends, clink.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 01:49 AM (hVbrz)

730 Spicy margarita and boiled egg comeing up for Scary Mary ..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:49 AM (aO42i)

731 Iowa weighs in on the new year:

https://tinyurl.com/2c3mdzbv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 01:51 AM (ZocB7)

732 May everyone's dreams of the afterlife come true.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 01:51 AM (hVbrz)

733 Lol..enjoy JQ u have earned it..😊😊

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:51 AM (aO42i)

734 It's so nice to sit on the 'customer' side of the bar, for a change.
Posted by: JQ

from that side

hand in the tip jar

lose fingers

Posted by: Cautionary Imklos at January 01, 2026 01:51 AM (f/3mU)

735 Posted by: Cautionary Imklos
-------

You know how well I *do* understand that, Imklos!

Don't NOBODY mess wit' da tips jar!

Ever!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)

736 And if its ok with u JQ ..one round of shouts on the house 4 tonight in honour of absent friends 🍺🍺

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 01:55 AM (aO42i)

737 Local MN news are referring to Nick Shirley and his reporting as a "YouTuber." Clowns.
Posted by: scampydog


One might ask how a "youtuber" is out-journalisting professional journalists.

But you answered that with your second sentence.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 01:56 AM (nhCoE)

738 Country Gal-- I am "bequeathing" all of my tonight's tips to you, for taking over so graciously, and on such short notice.

Thank you!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)

739 What the heck!

Pour me a Macallan 1940 - make it a double!

Meh. Just leave the bottle on the counter.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 01:57 AM (ZocB7)

740 Iowa weighs in on the new year:
https://tinyurl.com/2c3mdzbv
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


He's healthy enough for three people!

Posted by: though it'd take five at January 01, 2026 01:58 AM (nhCoE)

741 I remember the New Years Eve family protocol.

Most Americans watched Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians big band show.

Guy Lombardo, big bands, and Canada are all gone now.


Sorry to be a Debby Downer. But...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3z52aT8lV4

Posted by: memory adides, aye me laddies and lassies at January 01, 2026 01:58 AM (f/3mU)

742 725 I for one believe in a next world, after having seen my dad standing behind my mom's ER bed (only two armlengths from me) a few hours before she passed. He was only there for a second before receding into the distance. And he wasn't alone; There was a presence standing next to him (couldn't see it, but it was there.) That tells me that the next life can't be all that bad if your loved ones can wait for you, and that your love for those still on this side can open the way for them as well (if worst should come to worst.)
Love is the key to Heaven (and can be shared... :-)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 01, 2026 01:46 AM (l5srl)

My father in law passed peacefully and with family beside him, in our house. A few days/weeks later my wife woke me one night saying she had been awakened feeling his presence very close to her to where she had to say Dad - you're too close - I can't breathe...

She believes he came to say good bye. I can't argue.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:59 AM (QGaXH)

743 Mountain Time Zone says Happy New Year.

Posted by: clarence at January 01, 2026 02:00 AM (MXMX4)

744 Happy New Year, Mountain Morons & Moronettes!

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:00 AM (nhCoE)

745 And if its ok with u JQ ..one round of shouts on the house 4 tonight in honour of absent friends 🍺🍺
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal
---------

It's not my call. BUT! Our host (TRex), has declared Open Bar and Free Jukebox for tonight, so...

Go For It!!!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)

746 Pour me a Macallan 1940 - make it a double!

Meh. Just leave the bottle on the counter.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

I wrote a whole book about that

Posted by: Whiskey Galore! by Compton McKenzie at January 01, 2026 02:01 AM (f/3mU)

747 Happy New Year, Mountain Time Zoners!

Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2026 02:01 AM (LVaYG)

748 >> Hurts my brain

All that is about where the sun actually is vs where an average, the so-called mean sun is at. This is the meaning of "mean" in the old Greenwich Mean Time, which was the hour angle of the mean sun relative to the Greenwich prime meridian. The Equation of Time is just that difference between the true sun and mean sun expressed in units of time.

For "true" midnight, we want the sun to be directly underneath the meridian, the opposite of high noon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 02:01 AM (w6EFb)

749 *leaves CountrybGal a nice tip*

Happy New Year's, mountain time One peeps. And good night.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 02:01 AM (Q/uAJ)

750 731 Iowa weighs in on the new year:

https://tinyurl.com/2c3mdzbv
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 01:51 AM (ZocB7)

That looks like some corn-fed beef there...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:01 AM (QGaXH)

751 That green triangular bottle on the top shelf. You know, the Glennfidditch 12 year.

Posted by: clarence at January 01, 2026 02:02 AM (MXMX4)

752 Ahhh JQ ya didn't have to do dat...but Thank u so much..☺️💖😊

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:02 AM (aO42i)

753 Yep. Just gone midnight here in AJ. Lots of loud fireworks reports. No gunshots that I can recognize.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:04 AM (8zz6B)

754
And it's changing even faster than I eyeballed it, already 3:28.28 now. It's going to be well over 3:29 when midnight rolls around Californee way. So, Anonymous Rogue true midnight will be 11:55:17 or closer to :18.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 02:05 AM (w6EFb)

755 There was a presence standing next to him (couldn't see it, but it was there.) That tells me that the next life can't be all that bad if your loved ones can wait for you, and that your love for those still on this side can open the way for them as well (if worst should come to worst.)
Love is the key to Heaven (and can be shared... :-)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 01, 2026 01:46 AM (l5srl)

My father in law passed peacefully and with family beside him, in our house. A few days/weeks later my wife woke me one night saying she had been awakened feeling his presence very close to her to where she had to say Dad - you're too close - I can't breathe...

She believes he came to say good bye. I can't argue.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 01:59 AM (QGaXH)

My mother didn't go quietly. She pops in from time to time in unmistakable ways to pull my ass from the fire. Changed my whole attitude about things, thats for sure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 02:05 AM (snZF9)

756 It's not my call. BUT! Our host (TRex), has declared Open Bar and Free Jukebox for tonight, so...

Go For It!!!
Posted by: JQ

*hijacks jukebox*

You songs might come up up, but I just did the first 50

Posted by: Evil Devious late Nite DJ Imklos at January 01, 2026 02:07 AM (f/3mU)

757 Hmm, time to switch over to Jack Daniels.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 02:07 AM (snZF9)

758 724 JQ
JQ
You're a kind gal. When I started posting here in 2018, I was put through the wringer...
Carrots in chili? Long bow or crossbow? There were many tests in order to qualify as a Moron. I was totally ok with it. I lurked here for a couple of years before stepping in.
Everyone has become pretty mellow since then, although trolls are not tolerated.
But, sweet, kind folks seem to always be welcome.
A good thing.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 02:08 AM (LNeRu)

759 Um.. or Ulm

@amuse 2m
TERROR: New Year's Day explosion at a bar in Crans-Montana, Switzerland's luxury ski resort.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 02:08 AM (mlg/3)

760 Biden's dog..bottle of McCellens headed ur way in ..5.4..3..3..2

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:08 AM (aO42i)

761 A bit of booming around Villa Gorilla, now tapering off. I haven't heard any descending projectiles hitting the roof yet.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 01, 2026 02:08 AM (2XHCB)

762 691 I'm just north of Pomona neighbor

Posted by: MAxIE at January 01, 2026 02:08 AM (3Dvl3)

763 Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
The New Year is Upon Us
Best Wishes to all of U

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 02:09 AM (3ZUWJ)

764 Happy New Year horde.

The torture never stops.

Posted by: pawn at January 01, 2026 02:10 AM (Rmqfl)

765 Took an hour plus nap on the couch. I am ready for a double.

To absent friends, and to all the Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2026 02:10 AM (0nHVk)

766 And it's changing even faster than I eyeballed it, already 3:28.28 now. It's going to be well over 3:29 when midnight rolls around Californee way. So, Anonymous Rogue true midnight will be 11:55:17 or closer to :18.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Please

Get the Emergency Response Team from those Atomic Clock people in Colorado to help this man NOW

Posted by: Moderately Concerned Miklos at January 01, 2026 02:10 AM (f/3mU)

767 The list of dead is sobering.

For my part, we lost a cousin-in-law, and an uncle-in-law.

But my wife found a long lost family member, and went to visit her in Vegas. So that's good.

My brother moved out to be with us from the living Hell of Colorado, and defeated his evil wife in Court. So our niece is here, too.

Work sucked, but I still have a job, and it feeds us.

My young daughter had no serious medical problems for the first time in her little life, and her speech/education are reflecting that. She's a happy little chatterbox.

My mom's dementia hasn't gotten appreciably worse, and she had a fun time hanging out for NYE, drinking champagne, and snuggling with her granddaughter.

Unfortunately, that all happened during Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve featuring Ryan Seacrest, which sucked even more cock than the name of the show so strongly suggests it would.

On balance, 2025 was a pretty kick ass year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:11 AM (Zhwz2)

768 Berserker what do ya want in Jack Dan's...just let me know ..cool

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:12 AM (aO42i)

769 Debby, are you getting over the flu?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 02:12 AM (Q/uAJ)

770 Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
The New Year is Upon Us
Best Wishes to all of U
Posted by: Adriane the Critic

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Ain't Trans or nothin'
Just pickin' at you

All the Best

Posted by: Kindly Uncle Miklos at January 01, 2026 02:13 AM (f/3mU)

771 My fresh for the New Year Powerball multi draw ticket just won me $40, only $45 million to go!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 01, 2026 02:14 AM (2XHCB)

772 Double 4 DD

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:16 AM (aO42i)

773
Back in 2001, fate decreed I was to be the lone witness to the passing of a great-uncle of mine, just a little shy of his 101st birthday.

I saw him draw his last breath, and then the light go out in his eyes. At that moment, there was a profound sense of speed, something taking off at incredible speed. I jerked my head back and just started at the ceiling. It was the most profound experience of my life. My knees actually buckled at that moment.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

774 "Faith means taking a risk to believe something..."

Could not possibly be more wrong. Faith and belief are NOT the same thing, and belief is antecedent to faith. Belief is based on information, and forms the basis for action. Faith comes from the experiences derived from acting.

There is risk of erroneous belief due to inaccurate information; but there is never risk in Faith, as it is the result of experience.

Posted by: Galt at January 01, 2026 02:16 AM (9UnaD)

775 My fresh for the New Year Powerball multi draw ticket just won me $40, only $45 million to go!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

One word

Somali childcare

Posted by: Investment advisor Miklos at January 01, 2026 02:17 AM (f/3mU)

776 If I missed anyone please 😍 let me know

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:17 AM (aO42i)

777 Yay! I made it! Happy New Year, and happy birthday to me🤪
All youz all at the wobbly table, well, me and my good girldog will now bid you a good night.
You west coasters, hang in there. Love y'all💖💖

"Go forth into the New Year with brave heart. When fortune smiles, smile with her. When fortune frowns, smile the more, and trust in God"

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2026 02:18 AM (LNeRu)

778 Scary, I really think it is just a cold, at least I have felt like this before in my lifetime. Just tired and blocked up nasal passages. I am snuggled upon the couch. Remembering some pretty wonderful New Years' Eves.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2026 02:19 AM (0nHVk)

779 Double 4 DD
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal


Speakin' of 'ich. I need to go to Harbor Freight for some batt'ries.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 02:19 AM (mlg/3)

780 755 My mother didn't go quietly. She pops in from time to time in unmistakable ways to pull my ass from the fire. Changed my whole attitude about things, thats for sure.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 02:05 AM (snZF9)

After my parents passed in 2016 I was a little disappointed that I detected no discernable evidence of visits. Then I realized that was consistent with how they were after I grew up. I always reached out to them, rarely the other way around.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:19 AM (QGaXH)

781 Hippo Birdie Two Ewes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 02:20 AM (3ZUWJ)

782 Happy New Year, COMM. Good night and sweet dreams, Horde.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 01, 2026 02:20 AM (Q/uAJ)

783 Also, everyone, Tomorrow's the day you should change your smoke alarm batteries... Earlier the better...

Break a leg.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 02:20 AM (mlg/3)

784 But my wife found a long lost family member, and went to visit her in Vegas. So that's good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 02:11 AM (Zhwz2)


Just this past sunday I met a long lost second cousin. We have the same great grandfather. She had no idea there was an entire large family on her grand father and father's side that existed. A shitload of us were there to meet her. Her father's cousins, her second cousins, etc. I never thought I would see that in my family.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 02:21 AM (snZF9)

785 Is it 2026 already?

What kinda bullshit is this

Something ain't right

Posted by: Formerly youthful Miklos at January 01, 2026 02:21 AM (f/3mU)

786
PDT ripped Tampon Timmy and MN at the bash tonight, saying MN fraud was $18B. And then he said, CA, IL, and NY are even worse from what he's seeing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 02:21 AM (w6EFb)

787 758 724 JQ
JQ
You're a kind gal.
-----------------------

I read that as 'JQ you're a fine girl....'

To the tune of 'Brandy'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:22 AM (QGaXH)

788 And don't forget.. Free plays on the Jukebox tonight...💥💥💥💥💥

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:22 AM (aO42i)

789 Also, everyone, Tomorrow's the day you should change your smoke alarm batteries... Earlier the better...

Break a leg.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 02:20 AM (mlg/3)

Mine are wired direct. I have to change batteries in a shit ton of stuff as it is. Smoke alarm batteries is just a bridge too far. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 02:23 AM (snZF9)

790 Double 4 DD
Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal

Speakin' of 'ich. I need to go to Harbor Freight for some batt'ries.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I think you can buy milk bag warmers in Wisconsin.

Pretty common.

Posted by: County agent Hank Kimball at January 01, 2026 02:23 AM (f/3mU)

791 That looks like some corn-fed beef there...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:01 AM (QGaXH)
-

Now you made me hungry. 9:23AM and I'm thinking of heading out to the butcher shop to find me something for an early brunch.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:24 AM (ZocB7)

792 762 691 I'm just north of Pomona neighbor
Posted by: MAxIE at January 01, 2026 02:08 AM (3Dvl3)

Hi Neighbor

I get out your way from time to time.

I worked for about 7 years in Azusa and our first house was in Glendora.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:24 AM (QGaXH)

793 At the turn of a year, it's time for reflection. It's a time for introspection and review; a time for planning and dreaming.

What is in our future, either within or without our own sense of control?

Do we look forward with eager anticipation or chilling apprehension?

Is that future...merely, blandly, simply...*there*?
---------

Good night, Horde. May you dream of happy times and have eager anticipation of good things to come!

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

794 Hank Kimble @ #790...LOL..😂😂😂😂😂

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:27 AM (aO42i)

795 I worked for about 7 years in Azusa and our first house was in Glendora.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

All aboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQq00lit_Fc

Posted by: Stukk Miklos somehow knows and likes at January 01, 2026 02:29 AM (f/3mU)

796 Happy Eid Everyone!

Posted by: Tucker at January 01, 2026 02:32 AM (/CkK4)

797 795 I worked for about 7 years in Azusa and our first house was in Glendora.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

All aboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQq00lit_Fc
Posted by: Stukk Miklos somehow knows and likes at January 01, 2026 02:29 AM (f/3mU)

Before I even opened the link I knew it was Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga but I recall seeing that as part of the Jack Benny program.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:33 AM (QGaXH)

798 Happy New Year JQ!

Thank you Country Gal.

Happy Birthday COMM, you snuck that one past me.

publius, I experienced that same feeling when my hubs passed. He ascended someplace very rapidly, I was happy that he was going to a good place having lived through hell in his later years.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2026 02:35 AM (0nHVk)

799 Before I even opened the link I knew it was Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga but I recall seeing that as part of the Jack Benny program.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Now see?

We can have nice things.

But try telling the kids that

Posted by: Guardedly Optimisticklos at January 01, 2026 02:38 AM (f/3mU)

800 800

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:38 AM (ZocB7)

801 Been 2026 for a bit more than an hour and a half for me. Can't say I'm sad to see '25 go, though I admit...it has its positives.

May 2026 build on the better parts.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at January 01, 2026 02:39 AM (FIwBs)

802 Nomination for best last meme of the year award:

https://tinyurl.com/28jtf54a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:39 AM (ZocB7)

803 it was Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga

My Dad would open the car door & announce ...

"All Aboard for Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga" complete with drawl.

I miss Dad.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 02:41 AM (3ZUWJ)

804 A Karen's brain fart moment of truth:

https://tinyurl.com/yefkmm48

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:42 AM (ZocB7)

805 Nick needs a couple of biker guys or military pros to hang close to him. I know God's withth him but he needs some earthly volunteers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2026 02:42 AM (hVbrz)

806 Nomination for best last meme of the year award:
https://tinyurl.com/28jtf54a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Second!

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 02:42 AM (nhCoE)

807 https://tinyurl.com/28jtf54a

ha! I had not seen that one yet.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 02:42 AM (3ZUWJ)

808 803 it was Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga

My Dad would open the car door & announce ...

"All Aboard for Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga" complete with drawl.

I miss Dad.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 02:41 AM (3ZUWJ)

Sounds like a fun Dad. Complete with Dad humor.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:43 AM (QGaXH)

809 Mine are wired direct. I have to change batteries in a shit ton of stuff as it is. Smoke alarm batteries is just a bridge too far. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2026 02:23 AM (snZF9)

I have hard-wired smoke alarms here in AJ. Had to have them to meet code. They still have 9-volt backup batteries in them. Sort of have to, right? What if the fire making the smoke is caused by a short in the panel that supplies the juice to the hard-wired detectors? But shit, they could have used a high-grade rechargeable battery, and had it on float charge via the AC line. Or use an ultracapacitor, which should last forever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:44 AM (8zz6B)

810 Publius,

I has a similar experience when my Dad passed. He was slumped in a chair he had just fallen back into and I was at his side on my knees. I can still see his face in my mind now.

Suddenly something just gripped me mentality and held me and out of nowhere the thought came to my mind that his life was flashing through his mind. I could feel it, just the enormous rush of time. It was stunning.

Posted by: pawn at January 01, 2026 02:45 AM (Rmqfl)

811 Happy Eid Everyone!

Posted by: Tucker at January 01, 2026 02:32 AM (/CkK4)

Allahu akbar, fellow American.

Have you considered the good news about the prophet Muhammad?

I'm just asking questions. American questions.

Posted by: American at January 01, 2026 02:47 AM (Zhwz2)

812 SyFy TZ episode The Hitchhiker on now. Inger Stevens standing in a gas station - price sign on gas pump behind her: 27.9 per gal.

I remember going with dad to fill his big '65 Chrysler NYer at a place called 'Amos Hudson' - 28.9 in the early pre-embargo 70's.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 02:47 AM (QGaXH)

813 Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2egO04Hxc

Posted by: Kindly Miklos warns that this Lawrence Welk from 1973 at January 01, 2026 02:47 AM (f/3mU)

814 Have you considered the good news about the prophet Muhammad?

I'm just asking questions. American questions.

Posted by: American at January 01, 2026 02:47 AM (Zhwz2)
-

A great American replies from the afterlife:

https://tinyurl.com/4euzscc8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:52 AM (ZocB7)

815 Since things r chill 4 now I'm gonna go trap a break and a smoke..

Posted by: la logos haha Country Gal at January 01, 2026 02:53 AM (aO42i)

816 Good night Miklos, I hope that your new year is a happy one.

I am off to bed too, Horde. Happy New Year to my left coast friends, only 8 more minutes.

Happy New Year AOP.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2026 02:53 AM (0nHVk)

817 Posted by: Kindly Miklos warns that this Lawrence Welk from 1973 at January 01, 2026 02:47 AM (f/3mU)
-

He seemed to have known a lot of Annas.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 02:53 AM (ZocB7)

818 A few minutes to midnight in the west coast. Happy New Year!

Calvin and Hobbes are the best. I have their three volume collection.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 02:53 AM (jkh9b)

819 If you're still here, Anonymous Rogue, Boom! Happy New Year!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 02:55 AM (w6EFb)

820 Fireworks all quiet now. I have some nifty bottle rockets I never got to use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:55 AM (8zz6B)

821 Biden's Dog, a Happy New Year to you and yours too.

Sweet Dreams, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2026 02:56 AM (0nHVk)

822 "Fireworks all quiet now. I have some nifty bottle rockets I never got to use."

Shoot them off anyway. Someone has always got to be the last one and you never know if your going to be around to do it , so do it now!!!

Posted by: pawn at January 01, 2026 02:58 AM (Rmqfl)

823 It's sprinkling rain here. Just enough to dampen the pavement. But I can smell the petrichor aroma of the dampened desert. Quite refreshing, it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 03:00 AM (8zz6B)

824 The war on mice has resumed! I thought I successfully sealed them out two years ago, but nature is relentless. Like rust, it never sleeps.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 01, 2026 03:00 AM (+PfCm)

825 The beach is exploding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2026 03:01 AM (TVRRM)

826 Happy New Years!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2026 03:01 AM (2WIwB)

827 Who says my life isn't a success? Haven't I managed to eat for sixty years and avoid being eaten?

--Logan Pearsall Smith

Happy New Year to all my friends at AOS.
One of my New Year's resolutions is to post here more frequently in 2026. Pray that I keep it . . .

Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 01, 2026 03:02 AM (HBp0A)

828 Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian
21h

The Worst 10 'Fact' Checks Of 2025 | Alex Christy, MRC Newsbusters

https://tinyurl.com/32mhk7a8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 03:04 AM (ZocB7)

829 So a friend of mine said to me, "Here's a suggestion: Every morning, ask God to reveal himself to you today. Then, when you go to bed, thank him for keeping you sober. And keep your eyes open for signs."

"How long will that take?"

"How the fuck should I know?? Just DO it!"

Eight months later, I got my answer. And I've known Jesus is the Son of God ever since.

Happy new year, friends.
Posted by: Beverly at December 31, 2025 10:28 PM (reMys

G'mornin all ALL y'all

Posted by: OkJohn at January 01, 2026 03:05 AM (NC/it)

830 I wonder how long it will be til Carlson pretends to convert to Islam.

I'll call it 6 months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 03:07 AM (Zhwz2)

831 I love Ace and the Cobs, and the Horde.

Y'all keep me sane.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at January 01, 2026 03:07 AM (0aYVJ)

832 Happy New Year Everybody still here.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 03:10 AM (QGaXH)

833 Life is a Blessing, difficulties & pleasant happenings are a feature, not a bug.
Horde is good, God is Great!
May His presence be known and felt by each of us.

Im grateful for many things, definitely including AOS.

Posted by: OkJohn at January 01, 2026 03:10 AM (NC/it)

834 And of course, there are other scams once the Islam one Peter's out. He could go libertarian, or gay (BIRM). Or maybe Zoroastrian. Whatever. All roads lead to scam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2026 03:11 AM (Zhwz2)

835 For a while outside it sounded like War of the Worlds meets Longest Day meets Gettysburg....subsiding now...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 03:11 AM (QGaXH)

836 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde, and Happy New Year!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 03:14 AM (8zz6B)

837 ODAT

Posted by: OkJohn at January 01, 2026 03:16 AM (NC/it)

838 The AI clips are really getting good:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3y8x6x

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 03:18 AM (ZocB7)

839 819 If you're still here, Anonymous Rogue, Boom! Happy New Year!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 02:55 AM (w6EFb)

Thank you publius. I was gone but now i'm back for a little bit. Eyes want to close....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 03:19 AM (QGaXH)

840 We can build this, Horde!

Trebuchet nirvana:

https://tinyurl.com/45e2n9m3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 03:24 AM (ZocB7)

841 >> Thank you publius. I was gone but now i'm back for a little bit. Eyes want to close....

EoT was was a bit over -3:29 at the time, so your local true midnight was 11:55:18 PM PST. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 03:25 AM (w6EFb)

842 It's sprinkling rain here. Just enough to dampen the pavement. But I can smell the petrichor aroma of the dampened desert. Quite refreshing, it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


It smelled like a stadium bathroom over here earlier.

Guess I should finally clean the gutters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2026 03:26 AM (mlg/3)

843 Out for exercise but I'll leave you with this representative of blondes:

https://tinyurl.com/4hzf9z5c

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2026 03:30 AM (ZocB7)

844 Half an hour to the new year, but DH and I are done for the day. Shot at some trash, blew up several hundred dollars of fireworks, ate three kinds of fondue among other delightful treats, hosted friends for the debacle, probably drank too much Prosecco, and had a marvelous 28th anniversary. Now for our long winter's nap.

Things will get better, and some will get worse, but all things work to the Good in His good time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2026 03:31 AM (6Bc88)

845 Ya know ... fondue sounds good. Cheese, chocolate, broth ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 01, 2026 03:37 AM (3ZUWJ)

846 >>>A flip of the calendar is cosmically arbitrary

That's not really true, is it? Publius?

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 03:37 AM (RuTUS)

847 I have hard-wired smoke alarms here in AJ. Had to have them to meet code. They still have 9-volt backup batteries in them. Sort of have to, right? What if the fire making the smoke is caused by a short in the panel that supplies the juice to the hard-wired detectors? But shit, they could have used a high-grade rechargeable battery, and had it on float charge via the AC line. Or use an ultracapacitor, which should last forever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The batteries don't need to last forever, just 10 years or so. That's all the longer the sensors are good for.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2026 03:50 AM (nhCoE)

848 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2026 02:44 AM (8zz6B)

Funny that most people don't give a thought to their smoke detector. Ours is also hardwired with a battery back up, but they have a service life of about ten years. Or, the ones that were in the house when we bought it in 2000 do. It constantly chirps now, even though the batt light shows green. It's 18 feet up, so I'll need to have an electrician do the job. Hope it doesn't cost too much.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 01, 2026 03:50 AM (uQesX)

849 >> That's not really true, is it? Publius?

It's pretty much true, as to what point you increment the year number, and which year number it is and all that. But the tropical year itself, one complete cycle of seasons is not arbitrary, but a measurable, real astronomical cycle, of course.

It's just when it that cycle you count as 0 and when you increment the year counter that's arbitrary. Astronomically the vernal equinox marks the starting point for the 0 point of the sun's longitude. We reckon the mean tropical year by the ecliptic mean sun, not the true sun, but the apparent tropical year, is reckoned by the true sun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 03:51 AM (w6EFb)

850 849 >> That's not really true, is it? Publius?

It's pretty much true, as to what point you increment the year number, and which year number it is and all that. But the tropical year itself, one complete cycle of seasons is not arbitrary, but a measurable, real astronomical cycle, of course.

It's just when it that cycle you count as 0 and when you increment the year counter that's arbitrary. Astronomically the vernal equinox marks the starting point for the 0 point of the sun's longitude. We reckon the mean tropical year by the ecliptic mean sun, not the true sun, but the apparent tropical year, is reckoned by the true sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 03:51 AM (w6EFb)

Very cool. Thanks for knowing all this stuff.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 03:53 AM (RuTUS)

851
Around Jan 1, the mean longitude of the sun is about 280 degrees, and for a while they used a concept dubbed the Besselian year, which started at that moment. The length of a Besselian year was thus exactly equal to a mean tropical year.

However, it is cumbersome numerically to use that in various formulae, not to mention defining epochs at exact Besselian year values, so they abandoned that, and just use the much simple Julian year notion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 03:55 AM (w6EFb)

852 "I do think that at some point, you have stolen enough money."

-Obama, 2026

Posted by: pawn at January 01, 2026 03:55 AM (Rmqfl)

853 "I do think that at some point, you have stolen enough money."

-Obama, 2026
Posted by: pawn at January 01, 2026 03:55 AM (Rmqfl)

By "you," I mean you. Not me.

Posted by: Ozymandias at January 01, 2026 04:00 AM (uQesX)

854 Pixy's up! In 2026!!

Posted by: m at January 01, 2026 04:00 AM (RuTUS)

855 841 >> Thank you publius. I was gone but now i'm back for a little bit. Eyes want to close....

EoT was was a bit over -3:29 at the time, so your local true midnight was 11:55:18 PM PST. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 01, 2026 03:25 AM (w6EFb)

I was outside but I didn't notice anything at 11:55:18.

Calling it a night now. Take care.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2026 04:03 AM (QGaXH)

856 For those of us with skeptical and investigative minds, I suggest a reading of Imagine Heaven by John Burke and the sequel Imagine the God of Heaven. A compilation of near desth experiences by normal intelligent people that provides such answers. They should bring you the peace you seek, if you have an open mind and heart.

Posted by: Former Heart of Stone at January 01, 2026 05:53 AM (0pLZt)

New Years' Rockin' Eve Cafe

newyearsevepicktur.jpg

Chinese are good at fireworks.

Japan, too.

Hong Kong.

Are you celebrating? I've got my "big move" planned.

Guy invents a kickass exercise for The End Times and finds out that other gym-goers want to learn his moves.

"Fashion."

Me, starting now.

The Supervisor.

Cynics will say that this is AI




On the other hand...

cautiousabout2026.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (mP0Kj)

2 I know I’m getting older because I’m so over fireworks.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (KDPiq)

3 I know I’m getting older because I’m so over fireworks.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (KDPiq)
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I can no longer stay up until midnight.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (ESVrU)

4 Kickass exercise for the end times...lol. I want to get a gym membership just so I can do that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 07:27 PM (h7ZuX)

5 The number of links inaccessible to non-subscribers to X ("age restricted") seems to be increasing.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 07:27 PM (s0JqF)

6 > Chinese are good at fireworks.
-------------
Debatable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2UuPmwqRyM

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 07:27 PM (NwnyJ)

7 The White House put out a video on X with a scene from Gladiator promising to “unleash hell”. We will see

Posted by: Jmel at December 31, 2025 07:29 PM (bVhJi)

8 I am SO tired of these tedious, repetitive, silly, boring "cafe" posts.

I don't want to see another one for the rest of the year. After this one, I mean.
🎉🥳🎊🎈

Posted by: mindful webworker - Get your end-of-year jokes in fast, y'all, at December 31, 2025 07:29 PM (dESj/)

9 We'll know if Ace's "big move" works out if bats appear in the Café over the next two nights.

Best wishes for success, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

10 I never realized Ace has a man-bun. Cheers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 07:30 PM (nljXp)

11 Why were they going to kill the lion cubs? I bet any of the major zoos would have gladly taken them.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 07:30 PM (KDPiq)

12 The number of links inaccessible to non-subscribers to X ("age restricted") seems to be increasing.
Posted by: Eeyore

Just put "cancel" after the x in the URL. Tedious, but it works.

Posted by: mindful webworker - usually at December 31, 2025 07:31 PM (dESj/)

13 Chinese are good at fireworks.

Japan, too.

Hong Kong.


Losers.
https://shorturl.at/DsOcQ

Posted by: San Diego at December 31, 2025 07:32 PM (ULPxl)

14 Good evening everyone
Happy New Year

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

15 I feel like a Lefty for just having a temporary thought that I hope the blue cities that forced the withdrawal of the National Guard have a huge spike in crimes.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 07:34 PM (KDPiq)

16 FWIW, Happy New Years to youse guys.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 07:34 PM (ZxPkt)

17 Thank you, Horde for another wonderful year. I have laughed, cried , prayed with you and am ever thankful for your wit and knowledge. I am blessed by having been able to meet many of you in person and in conversations outside of the blog.

I raise a glass to you all and wish you a Happy New Year.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 07:34 PM (sDNVV)

18 I raise a glass to you all and wish you a Happy New Year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 07:34 PM (sDNVV)

Same to you! {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:36 PM (8zz6B)

19 Happy New Year’s Eve!

Posted by: Mick at December 31, 2025 07:36 PM (HFx9z)

20 Dubai
https://youtu.be/ALR2yzYL_C0

Posted by: mindful webworker - lullabye lillyboy louisville lou at December 31, 2025 07:36 PM (dESj/)

21 I could stay up for fireworks and all that but will still be up by 4am then.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

22 I raise a glass to you all and wish you a Happy New Year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 07:34 PM (sDNVV)

*clink

Happy New Year to you, Ben Had. Also blessed for knowing you.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 07:37 PM (h7ZuX)

23 Chinese are good at fireworks.
Japan, too.
Hong Kong.

When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at December 31, 2025 07:37 PM (R/m4+)

24 Ho lee fook
My money manager and I beat the market by 1%.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:37 PM (gbOdA)

25 Happy New Year, Horde!!

I can't think of a finer group of Morons I'd prefer to hang out with on New Year's Eve.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 07:39 PM (ESVrU)

26 Good news
I bought a retirement home on Cali
Bad news
There is a 550 lb bear getting his SS checks there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ8ce-rEJhU

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:39 PM (gbOdA)

27 UAE
https://youtu.be/TRrY3CVCIA8

Posted by: mindful webworker - darn we now archaic barrel at December 31, 2025 07:40 PM (dESj/)

28 The number of links inaccessible to non-subscribers to X ("age restricted") seems to be increasing.

I got to that one with xcancel. Wasn't really worth the effort.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 07:41 PM (rq3mQ)

29 I can't think of a finer group of Morons I'd prefer to hang out with on New Year's Eve.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 07:39 PM (ESVrU)

Read that as Mormons

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:41 PM (gbOdA)

30 A pleasant New Year's Eve to you all.

Too snowy and windy outside to get up to mischief.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 07:42 PM (kpS4V)

31 Why were they going to kill the lion cubs? I bet any of the major zoos would have gladly taken them.
Posted by: Opinion fact
--------

They make excellent hors d'oeuvres.

Posted by: A Haitian at December 31, 2025 07:42 PM (XeU6L)

32
The number of links inaccessible to non-subscribers to X ("age restricted") seems to be increasing.
Posted by: Eeyore

Take "x.com" and replce it with "xcancel.com" leave the rest of the link unedited.

Whining about this pisses off ace.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 07:44 PM (QVmho)

33 That Chinese fireworks show - I’m hearing George Costanza saying “was that wrong? Someone tell me, Cuz I didn’t know, if that was wrong I guess I’m sorry.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 07:44 PM (m7iZ5)

34 5 The number of links inaccessible to non-subscribers to X ("age restricted") seems to be increasing.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 07:27 PM (s0JqF)

EU and a couple of States laws now make it a legal minefield to allow anonymous access to what some consider Adult Content.

And it's not just porn, but violence, and in some places 'bad think'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:44 PM (mP0Kj)

35 "one day hopefully we will send them to Africa, where they belong"


I just can't imagine how that would work.

Domestically raised lions just sent back to the Serengeti? Or is she talking about some kind of tour group to major cities?

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 07:45 PM (fltLA)

36 Happy New Year
Thanks for 25
Make there be showers of blessing
Showers of blessing we need
for 2026

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:46 PM (gbOdA)

37 How the media reports Trump trying to fight fraud " Child Care Freeze" LOL

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 07:46 PM (YwEeS)

38 I donated blood this afternoon and agreed that I wouldn't drink any alcohol tonight. Snort.

I lied. Having some bourbon.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 07:46 PM (h7ZuX)

39 27 UAE
https://youtu.be/TRrY3CVCIA8
Posted by: mindful webworker - darn we now archaic barrel at December 31, 2025 07:40 PM (dESj/)

Kewl, but Gandalf did it better at Dildo's party!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:46 PM (mP0Kj)

40 Evening, folken,

The little fluffy golden cat in the "Magic" video looks very much like my Siberian Dagny, except she is dark gray with a little tan and white sprinkled in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 07:48 PM (wzUl9)

41 >I lied. Having some bourbon.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs
----

You have to replace the lost volume of liquid. No choice, really.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 07:51 PM (ZxPkt)

42 That Chinese show - wow, they really know how to par-TAY!
https://youtu.be/C2UuPmwqRyM

Posted by: mindful webworker - boola boola dont love harold at December 31, 2025 07:52 PM (dESj/)

43 "one day hopefully we will send them to Africa, where they belong"

Sure, SHE can say it, but WE get called racists for that!

Posted by: Minnesotans at December 31, 2025 07:52 PM (rq3mQ)

44 'Cynics will say that this is AI'

It looked like the Grinch was trying to steal that tree's virginity.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:53 PM (fd80v)

45 You have to replace the lost volume of liquid. No choice, really.
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 07:51 PM (ZxPkt)

^^^This^^^

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 07:54 PM (h7ZuX)

46 When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative.
Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at December 31, 2025 07:37 PM (R/m4+)
_______________________________

And then there's Anime, which, as they proclaimed in "Jurassic Park," Just because you can do it, doesn't mean that you should.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 07:54 PM (dIske)

47 Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Do it just 'til I need glasses
Fa la la la la la la la la la



Have egg nog. Brandy's almost gone, tho. Whoops.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nora's freezin on the trolley at December 31, 2025 07:54 PM (dESj/)

48 I think the China one is AI.

Sorry.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 07:57 PM (fltLA)

49 17. I raise a glass to you all and wish you a Happy New Year.
Posted by: Ben Had

And to you, Ben Had. 🥂

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 07:58 PM (NFX2v)

50 Still kind of early for whiskey. Oh who am I kidding, I be in bed before the new year.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 07:59 PM (nljXp)

51 "Fashion"

Piper's gonna have a heart attack.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 08:00 PM (4p5Zb)

52 So I have been checking twitter all day, and no word yet on VDH.

I expect radio silence for a few days unless there is bad news.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 08:01 PM (fltLA)

53 Cautious about 2026 is very cute, Ace.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 08:01 PM (NFX2v)

54 I was born in 1960 and I can clearly remember thinking when I was 10 years old about what it would be like being around in 2020. That was the era of Apollo, Vietnam , nukes and hippies. It seemed like it was so far away and yet here I am in 2026.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 08:01 PM (KDPiq)

55 It's getting closer every hour

London
https://youtu.be/sDvQl-RwMsM

France
https://youtu.be/J84RBnOK2bo

Posted by: mindful webworker - slowly it turned, inch by inch, step by step, at December 31, 2025 08:01 PM (dESj/)

56 "Fashion."

Shit that's a lot of drugs.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 31, 2025 08:02 PM (ULPxl)

57 Cubs are cute, but eventually will turn into big cats

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)

58 43 "one day hopefully we will send them to Africa, where they belong"

Sure, SHE can say it, but WE get called racists for that!
Posted by: Minnesotans


Snort


Threadwinner.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 08:03 PM (IhIKR)

59 That Red Bull video makes my esteem for rodeo clowns increase tremendously.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 08:03 PM (4p5Zb)

60 54 I was born in 1960 and I can clearly remember thinking when I was 10 years old about what it would be like being around in 2020. That was the era of Apollo, Vietnam , nukes and hippies. It seemed like it was so far away and yet here I am in 2026.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 08:01 PM (KDPiq)

I was convinced in the early 70's that we would be in an Ice Age by now... all the headlines said so.

Now? Scientists are once again starting to blab about entering an Ice Age.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 08:03 PM (mP0Kj)

61 This has to be the luckiest woman on the planet today.

Drunk girl in Las Vegas this past December 15th runs off the road flips the car into a brick wall surrounding a pool and while her car is flipping into the outbuilding containing the Jacuzzi she is flung out of the SUV into the pool as the brick wall collapses on her.

She was able to walk away later on after the cops came according to the homeowner:

Article-

https://tinyurl.com/bddv63nr
(Fox5News)

Surveillance Cam from House-

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bc9ts
(Rumble)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 08:04 PM (6ydKt)

62 "It's magic"

That cat is going to be wondering about that for quite some time. Or just push the bottle off the table.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 08:04 PM (4p5Zb)

63 Now? Scientists are once again starting to blab about entering an Ice Age.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 08:03 PM (mP0Kj)

No doubt caused by the use of fossil fuels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 08:05 PM (8zz6B)

64 Ha ha ha, more on Minnesota's infinity vouching limit for facility employees:

Not only can resident employees vouch for infinity voters but "health care" employees can vouch up to 35 days before election day. Their whole system is a clown show.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 08:06 PM (3uBP9)

65 63 Now? Scientists are once again starting to blab about entering an Ice Age.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 08:03 PM (mP0Kj)

No doubt caused by the use of fossil fuels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 08:05 PM (8zz6B)

No, but they were convinced we'd be out of oil by now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 08:06 PM (mP0Kj)

66 Do you think the red bull has insurance? He fucked that SUV up pretty good.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:06 PM (nljXp)

67 Please be kind to Piper should she show up. She went in for "new hair" today. I wasn't aware they did complete hair transplants in a day. Perhaps a scalp transplant?

Also, we don't know if she chose cherry red or kale green. Whatever she chose, tell her it looks nice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

68 “ The Spirit of the Sovereign Lord is on me,
because the Lord has anointed me
to proclaim good news to the poor.
He has sent me to bind up the brokenhearted,
to proclaim freedom for the captives
and release from darkness for the prisoners,[a]
to proclaim the year of the Lord’s favor
and the day of vengeance of our God,
to comfort all who mourn,”

Isaiah 61:1-2

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 08:07 PM (++1kQ)

69 Just put "cancel" after the x in the URL. Tedious, but it works.
Posted by: mindful webworker - usually
---

Only tedious if you don't own a $39 Air Pad 11 from Ebay.

unplug da phone, unplug da phone, unplug da phone,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:08 PM (hVbrz)

70 Ultimate Fireworks: Hiroshima and Nagasaki

To soon?

Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (2GIh1)

71
'Cynics will say that this is AI'

============

It's hard if you want to have Christmas decorations in SoCal that aren't wildly aspirational or incongruent with the environment. I tried to keep Christmas decorations realistic and sort of in-sync with the environment at my grandmother's house in SoCal in the past -- lights wrapped around the Giant Bird of Paradise trunks and up the palm trees, deer light sculptures grazing on the grass -- but my niece took charge this year and put some giant blowup snowmen among the succulents and cacti. Sometimes you just give in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (2YF7/)

72 Happy Stupid New Year!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (QGaXH)

73 Turns out the Democrat party is just a man dressed as a woman, with a 68 IQ and a penchant for theft.

Thanks to Nick Shirley for ripping off the veil.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (7DKa5)

74 54 I was born in 1960 and I can clearly remember thinking when I was 10 years old about what it would be like being around in 2020. That was the era of Apollo, Vietnam , nukes and hippies. It seemed like it was so far away and yet here I am in 2026.
Posted by: Opinion

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I remember the bicentennial in 1776 and thinking about the Susquehanna centennial in 2026. It seemed like a lifetime away.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (fltLA)

75 Actually watched a video on that earth ice age rotation problem the other day. I think we are in a middle period between full ice ages

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

76 5 The number of links inaccessible to non-subscribers to X ("age restricted") seems to be increasing.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 07:27 PM (s0JqF)

Type "cancel" between the x and the dot before com to see X posts without an account.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 08:11 PM (4p5Zb)

77 I condemn all of China. Our delivery order just now was more than an hour late!

Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2025 08:11 PM (+OnsA)

78 I remember the bicentennial in 1776 and thinking about the Susquehanna centennial in 2026. It seemed like a lifetime away.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (fltLA)

Hah now that you mention it I also had similar thoughts .

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 08:11 PM (KDPiq)

79 Dug around in the back of the fridge and found a chocolate cream paczki flavored beer. Is this real? When did i buy this?

My fridge is a gateway to Narnia.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 08:12 PM (kpS4V)

80
13 Chinese are good at fireworks.

Japan, too.

Hong Kong.

Losers.
https://shorturl.at/DsOcQ
Posted by: San Diego at December 31, 2025 07:32 PM

-----

We were in the audience at Mission Bay Park for that San Diego July 4 fiasco. Made international news. Not in a good way, but people noticed.

Short evening.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 08:12 PM (azNOR)

81 Ultimate Fireworks: Hiroshima and Nagasaki

To soon?

Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (2GIh1)

Tunguska Event

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 08:12 PM (CNl8/)

82 actual news from 'the mirror us':

Police investigate death of Jill Biden’s ex’s wife

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 08:13 PM (CWTWj)

83 re 78: i think i still have a copy of the ny times from july 5 '75

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 08:13 PM (CWTWj)

84 The neighborhood fireworks have begun. Time for that whiskey.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:14 PM (nljXp)

85 78 Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 08:11 PM (KDPiq)

semi quincentennial, Susquehanna is a river in Maryland....

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2025 08:14 PM (MUJd1)

86 I've been watching videos showing (allegedly) the current uprising in Iran. All well and good, but unless they "terminate with extreme prejudice" the leadership and get someone to take control in their stead, all this is revolution theater.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 08:14 PM (tfChy)

87 75 Actually watched a video on that earth ice age rotation problem the other day. I think we are in a middle period between full ice ages
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Technically, I think we're not truly out of the last one ...

I need to dig up the reference on that, but I'm fairly confident in the assessment

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at December 31, 2025 08:14 PM (3sXRv)

88 Ben Had! Happy New Year!
I was so surprised to have received the most awesome AOS
X Moron T-shirt from you! I'm a real Moron now!
I put it on and hopped on the Road King for the local Biker Bar and when I walked in, the whole place went silent. Beers were put on tables and the bar and everyone ran! I had the whole place to myself! Thanks for such a wonderful gift!

Posted by: DBCooper at December 31, 2025 08:14 PM (QlFnJ)

89 66 Do you think the red bull has insurance? He fucked that SUV up pretty good.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
---

That’s what you call bull headed. If he had put his shoulder into it that car would have tumpted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:14 PM (hVbrz)

90 I condemn all of China. Our delivery order just now was more than an hour late!
Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2025 08:11 PM


Has placidity returned after the disastrous L'affaire dishwasher load?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 08:15 PM (0sNs1)

91
I think we are in a middle period between full ice ages
Posted by: Skip

=============

And we're totally wasting it. We should be frolicking all over the globe, growing stuff, and partying like it's a warming period. But no!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 08:15 PM (2YF7/)

92 eh screw it...what do I know...game on evidently Jack Smith convicted trump this week or something...

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2025 08:15 PM (MUJd1)

93 "My fridge is a gateway to Narnia."

I think mine is a gateway to USAMRIID.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 08:15 PM (tfChy)

94 63 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 08:05 PM (8zz6B)

and necessitating sadly the raising of taxes, energy costs, and control over the human diet....climate scientists exempted of course.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2025 08:16 PM (MUJd1)

95 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

20 Somalian daycares within 3 blocks in a subsidized housing area in Seattle

When a journalist goes to ask questions, they call the police on him

No kids, doors slammed in his face.

Industrial level fraud across the country

X video: https://bit.ly/4jnzbD9

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:16 PM (P5BPp)

96
We were in the audience at Mission Bay Park for that San Diego July 4 fiasco. Made international news. Not in a good way, but people noticed.

Short evening.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

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DUUUDE, you too? My friends and I got their two tiny kids out on a hilltop after hyping them all up about The Fireworks!!! Then.... well, you and I know what happened. It took me hours to drive a couple miles back home.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 08:16 PM (2YF7/)

97 Losers.
https://shorturl.at/DsOcQ
Posted by: San Diego at December 31, 2025 07:32 PM

That wouldn't be a bad way to end a normal fireworks show.
Do the regular thing and then set off a huge pile all at once at the end.

That looked like a nuke going off for the first 10 seconds or so.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 08:16 PM (6ydKt)

98 Has placidity returned after the disastrous L'affaire dishwasher load?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 08:15 PM (0sNs1)
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Not sure. It's quiet. Too quiet.

Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2025 08:16 PM (cIOlQ)

99 Ultimate Fireworks: Hiroshima and Nagasaki
To soon?
Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (2GIh1)

Tunguska Event
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 08:12 PM


Pffft.

Posted by: Chicxulub impactor at December 31, 2025 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

100 Semi-Literate, I watched that one from the back porch (all but the low fireworks from the big harbor show are visible - well, depending on the marine layer). Had the radio on. Hilarious. The commentators at first weren't sure what had happened, or what to say.

You watched from Mission Bay? From up at Kate Sessions or down at sea level? And SeaWorld still had its own show, so you probably got at least something.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 08:18 PM (U/Byj)

101 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec

We imported Somalian pirates. What did we expect?

Elon Musk @elonmusk

Also, they killed American soldiers in Somalia and did unspeakable things to their corpses.

Blackhawk Down is the tame, movie version of what happened.

Grok, were the bodies of American soldiers desecrated in Somalia?

Yes, during the Battle of Mogadishu...

X: https://bit.ly/4pCFN2h

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:18 PM (P5BPp)

102 2026? I was born in ‘59 , and for some reason I never seriously considered the possibility that I’d live this long.
Hell, my mother’s still alive. She named me the executor of her will, I told her good luck, I think I’m gonna name you as executor of mine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 08:19 PM (m7iZ5)

103
Industrial level fraud across the country

X video: https://bit.ly/4jnzbD9
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

===============

It's SO brazen, you'd think they'd name themselves something other than "Sayaaa Somali al-Nur Ali Daycare" and maybe get on the "Happy Time Tots" names. Just ask ChatGPT for some better suggestions, it's easy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 08:21 PM (2YF7/)

104 Elon Musk @elonmusk

Yup

New York Post @nypost

Former FBI agent Nicole Parker explains how DEI split the agency and led to disaster: ‘They were hiring idiots’ https://trib.al/CSyki5U

X: https://bit.ly/4qB2BQF

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:22 PM (P5BPp)

105 Ultimate Fireworks: Hiroshima and Nagasaki
To soon?
Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (2GIh1)

Tunguska Event
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 08:12 PM

Pffft.

Posted by: Chicxulub impactor at December 31, 2025 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

You're all a bunch of lightweights

Posted by: Theia at December 31, 2025 08:22 PM (CNl8/)

106 Kathy Ireland chopping fish:

x.com/kathyireland/status/
2006481346445955513


She's pretty great.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 08:22 PM (3uBP9)

107 Somalian daycare centers. Its no wonder none of them have any kids in attendance, who would choose to put their child in the care of Somali staff? Not even other Somali folks apparently.

Apparently if you have zero conscience and live in a blue state and city where a majority of the bureaucrats also have no conscience its really easy to make bank with fraud schemes.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 31, 2025 08:22 PM (hhkIi)

108 Either way, I won't get to see a new Ice Age

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)

109 put some giant blowup snowmen among the succulents and cacti.


This seems like...just tempting the gods.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 08:23 PM (Riz8t)

110 Blonde M., before it got discovered, the perfect trick for the harbor show was to go to NTC (Liberty Station). Nobody there. Parking everywhere. Just put up your beach chair in that enormous park. One of the fireworks barges is just a bit west off Shelter Island, so, great view (except when marine layer comes in).

Now? Calcutta. Word has spread. And, best part, the exit from that was instant. Nimitz over to the 8, bingo, off to the east. Was home in 15 minutes.

So a few years ago the SDPD, inexplicably, simply closed off the 8 entrance from Nimitz. Between the crowds that have discovered the NTC thing, and the 8 limit, haven't bothered to go in a few years.

It's amazing how many great little tricks and workarounds still exist in the now-overpopulated area, equally amazing how they get discovered, ruined, neutralized.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 08:23 PM (U/Byj)

111 Re: Ice Age

Technically we are still in the Quaternary.

The last glacial period ended about 11,700 years ago, marking the start of the current Holocene interglacial.

This is the warm period we're in now, with much less ice than during the glacial maximum.

According to NOAA and NASA ...

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at December 31, 2025 08:24 PM (3sXRv)

112 99 Ultimate Fireworks: Hiroshima and Nagasaki
To soon?
Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (2GIh1)

Tunguska Event
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 08:12 PM

Pffft.
Posted by: Chicxulub impactor at December 31, 2025 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

Chcxulub impactor FOR THE WIN!

Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:24 PM (2GIh1)

113 I remember the bicentennial in 1776
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister


Um… good trick.

Me, Midnight, July 4, 1976, a friend and I were talking about his brother & friends in a car, being chased through wooded rural Arkansas, when on cue we witnessed an object, flying slowly by, which we could not identify. Seriously.

Wonder what might happen this coming July 4!

Posted by: mindful webworker - how do they know? at December 31, 2025 08:25 PM (dESj/)

114
Susquehanna is a river in Maryland....
Posted by: sven


Is there a hat factory there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 08:25 PM (pkeXY)

115 Chcxulub impactor FOR THE WIN!

Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:24 PM (2GIh1)

Pfft.

Posted by: Big Bang at December 31, 2025 08:25 PM (dK+Kv)

116 FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash

December 31: FBI taking on public corruption

As we wrap up 2025, your @FBI has an update for you on our efforts to crush public corruption and restore trust in federal law enforcement.

This is one of the most important efforts we’ve undertaken at the Bureau. You deserve to have confidence in your public officials - and to know that justice will be applied without fear or favor. That has not been the case in recent history. We have been working day and night to rebuild that confidence.

These are very much ongoing investigations - much of which we cannot discuss publicly out of respect for the investigative process, Constitutional presumption of innocence, and the judicial process. Equally - there are many public corruption investigations going on as we speak that the public may know very little about - or even none at all.

In less than a year, here is some of what we’ve undertaken:

X: https://bit.ly/4sfQ2Md

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:26 PM (P5BPp)

117 Well, getting the average mentally disturbed is going to make your company, or government department a bit limited

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 08:26 PM (Ia/+0)

118 Miami 14, OSU 0 2nd Q

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 08:27 PM (ZxPkt)

119 Wonder how many people in Minneapolis are celebrating the New Year by driving by the Governor's mansion and yelling "retard!"

Hope it's a lot.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2025 08:27 PM (7DKa5)

120 Why is Kathy Ireland singing hymns and chopping frozen mackerel?

Posted by: Emmie at December 31, 2025 08:28 PM (FMtrg)

121 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:28 PM (c115l)

122 Chased by a wikilar in Savannah River Swamp, a story you’ll never forget.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2025 08:29 PM (LHPAg)

123 >>> 119 Wonder how many people in Minneapolis are celebrating the New Year by driving by the Governor's mansion and yelling "retard!"

Hope it's a lot.
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2025 08:27 PM (7DKa5)

Does he feel smarter next to a Somalian day care owner, or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 08:29 PM (ULPxl)

124 Elon Musk @elonmusk

Not exactly Lex-Luthor-smart fraud 😑

Dustin Grage @GrageDustin

“So you’re telling me the ‘Learing Center’ Google page said they were open 6AM–10PM…

Yes, Dave.

“Then after @nickshirleyy showed no kids there during the day, they changed it to 2PM–10PM…”

Mmhmm.

“And now we learn they’re ONLY licensed to operate until 6PM?”

Correct, Dave.

X: https://bit.ly/4joDDll

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:30 PM (P5BPp)

125
100 Semi-Literate, I watched that one from the back porch (all but the low fireworks from the big harbor show are visible - well, depending on the marine layer). Had the radio on. Hilarious. The commentators at first weren't sure what had happened, or what to say.

You watched from Mission Bay? From up at Kate Sessions or down at sea level? And SeaWorld still had its own show, so you probably got at least something.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 08:18 PM

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It was the southern end of the park / north end of San Diego Bay, on a slight rise. Had a decent view of the failure. If I recall correctly, the sound was delayed by several seconds due to the distance. Relatives overseas asked about it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 08:30 PM (VWtfl)

126 120 Why is Kathy Ireland singing hymns and chopping frozen mackerel?
Posted by: Emmie at December 31, 2025 08:28 PM (FMtrg)

Her husband is a a fisherman, I'm not sure if commercial or charters, but she goes along with him and lends a hand quite often.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 08:31 PM (4p5Zb)

127 I know I’m getting older because I’m so over fireworks.

A bunch of drunk retards found a peninsula into the lake just across from my property. Camp fire now. Fireworks when I want to get some sleep.

If I was younger I probably would make a fire on my side of the lake, get tipsy and watch the display in the 40° night sky

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:31 PM (a4flb)

128 Um… good trick.

Posted by: mindful webworker - how do they know?

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Typo, thanks.

I remember how psyched everyone was for the bicentennial. Opsail, bicentennial minutes, All the products in the supermarket now had red white and blue packages. It was a different country back then.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 08:31 PM (fltLA)

129 Former FBI agent Nicole Parker explains how DEI split the agency and led to disaster:

'They were hiring idiots’



Happened LONG BEFORE DEI.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:31 PM (c115l)

130 106 Kathy Ireland chopping fish:

x.com/kathyireland/status/
2006481346445955513
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Is it for bait? Chum?
I like the blade.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:32 PM (hVbrz)

131 Elon Musk reposted

David Sacks @DavidSacks

When I first saw that Tim Walz changed the Minnesota flag to resemble the Somali flag, I thought the story was too crazy to be true. Maybe it was a coincidence? Then I saw this video and it became obvious. These crooked politicians sold out our country.

X video: https://bit.ly/44NzJwb

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:32 PM (P5BPp)

132 >>> 129 Former FBI agent Nicole Parker explains how DEI split the agency and led to disaster:

'They were hiring idiots’


==
Happened LONG BEFORE DEI.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:31 PM (c115l)

rickb223 Johnson is right!

Posted by: Zombie Hans Gruber at December 31, 2025 08:32 PM (ULPxl)

133 I feel like a Lefty for just having a temporary thought that I hope the blue cities that forced the withdrawal of the National Guard have a huge spike in crimes.
Posted by: Opinion fact


No need for hope.
Crime will go up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 08:32 PM (/lPRQ)

134 Chcxulub impactor FOR THE WIN!

Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:24 PM (2GIh1)

Pfft.
Posted by: Big Bang at December 31, 2025 08:25 PM (dK+Kv)

Sure you created everything, but what have you done since then?

Posted by: General Curtis Lemay at December 31, 2025 08:32 PM (2GIh1)

135 Look at me.

Look at me!

I am the childcare provider now!

Posted by: Diverse and Appreciated Somali Pirate at December 31, 2025 08:33 PM (k2AiT)

136
I remember the bicentennial in 1776 and thinking about the Susquehanna centennial in 2026. It seemed like a lifetime away.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 08:09 PM (fltLA)

2026 was several lifetimes away from 1776....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 08:34 PM (QGaXH)

137
Hell, we are still in the so-called icehouse earth state. And icehouse state has polar ice caps. The other state is the greenhouse earth, completely ice free. The planet has been far, far hotter than the current Holocene.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

138 I wasn't here for 1976 but I had old Peanuts comic books talking about it. Bisexentinial was a big word I didn't understand. I assumed it was kinky

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 08:35 PM (gKWVE)

139 We're going to need to vote a shitload of people off the island.

Posted by: Jeff Probst at December 31, 2025 08:35 PM (ULPxl)

140 The end times are near because I am rooting for Miami. It is somewhat mitigated by Miami playing Oh Hi Oh state. 2026 looks murky.

Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2025 08:35 PM (GbONR)

141 Her husband is a a fisherman, I'm not sure if commercial or charters, but she goes along with him and lends a hand quite often.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 08:31 PM (4p5Zb)]/i]

Thanks for the explanation, tankdemon.

Posted by: Emmie at December 31, 2025 08:35 PM (FMtrg)

142 "Fashion"
Piper's gonna have a heart attack.
Posted by: tankdemon


When Piper did one of her "joke" fashion segments and asked us to guess which outfits were real, and which were her pulling our collective legs?

This is why I couldn't tell. Reality is so much stranger than fiction.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 08:35 PM (nhCoE)

143
It's getting closer every hour
London
https://youtu.be/sDvQl-RwMsM
France
https://youtu.be/J84RBnOK2bo
Posted by: mindful webworker -

Sadly, no underpants.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 08:37 PM (QVmho)

144 JOHN THE FISHERMAN

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=9ufAE-skaA4

Posted by: PRIMUS (sucks) at December 31, 2025 08:37 PM (grNgC)

145 It is also needed to prevent Americans from completely giving up on everything. If this goes unpunished and if every one of those responsible for this are not deported or thrown in prison, there are going to be millions of Americans black-pilled going forward.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

That is what’s needed to stop the fraud

Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews

BREAKING - Streamer Asmongold says the Somalian fraud is far larger than just arresting a few Somalians, that entire families must be denaturalized and deported, and that the officials who allowed it to happen must face treason and capital punishment charges or he is done voting.

X video: https://bit.ly/4914Re9

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:38 PM (P5BPp)

146 118 Miami 14, OSU 0 2nd Q
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 08:27 PM (ZxPkt)

Yep. FFS. Guess I'll have another bourbon. Looks like the Buckeyes don't want to play tonight.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 08:38 PM (h7ZuX)

147 I'm just happy to have met so many badass operatives this year, 2025:

Panama: Navy seal, Jim, lone survivor blown out of his helicopter
Somali: Helicopter mechanic, Winston, instrumental in saving those boys in Mogadishu

Afghanistan: When the shit hit the fan, they called in Blackwater Dave to rescue the navy seals. Dave used to hunt deer with a bowie knife.

These are red blooded Americans, people! With an IQ of about 85. God bless them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:38 PM (nljXp)

148 I will be paid 3x normal rate for working NYD. We start at 6:30 am. We got 2x for Christmas Eve.
This has been the most lifeless holiday season ever.

Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2025 08:38 PM (GbONR)

149 Does [Walz] feel smarter next to a Somalian day care owner, or is it the other way around?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Both.

But it's a tie at 53 IQ.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 08:39 PM (nhCoE)

150 The last glacial period ended about 11,700 years ago, marking the start of the current Holocene interglacial.

Which is real cool since the Earth is around 6030 years old.†


† According to Bishop James Ussher who sets the start date at October 23, 4004 BC

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:39 PM (a4flb)

151 Things getting spicy in some parts of Iran. At least one Basij/IRGC regional office taken/burned. Unconfirmed report of one IRGC officer offed in the west (Kurdish area).

Sadly, hopes remain zero, based on the size and ferocity of the mullahs' security state.

Notably, no marches or protests in the west opposing the shooting of demonstrators and other repression by the regime. Darndest thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 08:40 PM (U/Byj)

152 ‘Fashion’, a tax write-off for all the freaks to get together and party.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:40 PM (hVbrz)

153 Why is it still named after Dick Clark if he's dead? What's up with that?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 08:40 PM (3uBP9)

154 Why is it still named after Dick Clark if he's dead? What's up with that?
Posted by: banana Dream


His ghost still haunts them?

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 08:41 PM (nhCoE)

155 I will watch the game later. I have learned not to believe in the slow Big Ten against fast Southern teams.
Ryan Day is an idiot.
DeBoer isn’t very consistent.
Whittingham took the private jet to a big ole bag of money.

Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2025 08:43 PM (GbONR)

156
Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 08:23 PM (U/Byj)

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My location this year makes everything easy: I'm walking to the beach. I can even drink beyond .08 BAC.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 08:43 PM (2YF7/)

157 Notably, no marches or protests in the west opposing the shooting of demonstrators and other repression by the regime. Darndest thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 08:40 PM (U/Byj)

Protests are nice, but there’s no hope for any actual revolution until the military decides their lives would be better without the mullahs and they decide to take over for a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 08:44 PM (m7iZ5)

158 Dick Clark never died, he's still rocking New Years Eve, morons!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:44 PM (nljXp)

159 Speaking of no punishment, no one has faced any consequences for the COVID Plandemic tyranny.

Adam Carolla @adamcarolla

I hope people never forget what these nut jobs did and how many of you fell for it

The Independent with Scott Atlas @ScottAtlas_IT

@HarmeetKDhillon: "I'll never forget the first case I argued [during covid]. I was challenging the state of CA for arresting people for driving into a church parking lot and opening their windows to hear the pastor preach a sermon — the court said, 'What do you mean, strict scrutiny? There's no scrutiny because it's an emergency' … I was shocked to my core, but I heard it from judge after judge after judge.”

X video: https://bit.ly/3YDRpad

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:44 PM (P5BPp)

160
I got interested in continental drift and the supercontinent cycle, and just where everything was millions and hundreds of millions of years ago.

Antarctica has been at the pole for a long time, but only relatively recently covered in ice. At one time, it was temperate, even at the pole. And so I'm wondering just how life adapted to the polar day and night cycle there, which I'm reading up on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 08:45 PM (w6EFb)

161 Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.

Posted by: Shy Turtle at December 31, 2025 08:45 PM (oftw2)

162 Happy New Year, Horde.
I thank Ace, all the Cob’s (especially JJ and Pixy) for all the work you do here.
And the commentariat - you make this the best online community.
I’m basically a lurker but here very day and appreciate you all.

Posted by: CtSpursman at December 31, 2025 08:45 PM (1jbkT)

163 Ussher was a putz. World is slightly over 13,000 years old. Creation was 11,013 BC.

Posted by: Timekeeper At The Bell.. at December 31, 2025 08:47 PM (oftw2)

164 Actually watched a video on that earth ice age rotation problem the other day. I think we are in a middle period between full ice ages

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 08:10 PM

Steve Milloy @JunkScience

Embarrassing for climate hoaxers: New study finds a higher rate of global warming from 1899-1940 than from 1983-2024.

Discussion: https://bit.ly/49q3LaW

Study: New Study Finds A Higher Rate Of Global Warming From 1899-1940 Than From 1983-2024

X: https://bit.ly/45swvOL

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:47 PM (P5BPp)

165 Sal”Waddles” Ghiaccio – il pinguino de tutti pinguini – laughs softly to himself and shakes his head, as he chews contentedly on a Pilchard Perfecto.
“Get dis, Marco. Here's da latest from dis goomba, Dinkletracks: 'We'll know if Ace's "big move" works out if bats appear in the Café over the next two nights.'”
“I don't get it, boss.”
“Well, you know how dis guy's always goin' off on how penguins stink?”
“Geez, I never noticed no p.o.”
“Well, it's kinda sankamonious is what it is, because I hear he's a bat lover, and dose t'ings got a whole industry built on da huge amount a' s**t dey dump. Da stuff is called guano. Hmmm. I wonder if dere's a connection. I t'ink I'll make a few calls.”

An hour later, a tall, distinguished-looking gentleman attired in formal evening wear, a long black overcoat and a black Homburg descends the stairs from the opera house, where he has just finished enjoying a performance of his favorite operetta, Die Fledermaus. He is suddenly accosted by three penguins

To be continued

Posted by: Paco at December 31, 2025 08:47 PM (2L+MU)

166
Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.
Posted by: Shy Turtle

Only if there are seven more of you.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 08:48 PM (QVmho)

167 I won’t be up for the ringing of the new year here on the west coast.

But. I will raise a glass to all y’all. Thank you for the best place on the interwebs.

And I’ll raise another for all y’all who are flying solo.
Me too.

*smooches*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 08:49 PM (IhIKR)

168 Continued from 165

“Oh! You startled me.” Reaches into his sleeve and extracts a scented handkerchief which he holds under his nose
“Well, well! Da great man, hisself! You are just beginnin' to be startled, Mr. Dingletax. Let's take a little ride. Get in da car. No, da back seat, if ya please”.
The foursome proceeds down the street and takes a highway out of town, finally turning onto a gravel road.
“Say, I know this road. And...that's my factory! It's on fire – what's left of it!”
“Yeh, I foun' out dat you was a big mover and shaker in de guano industry, so we come down here to check out de Amalgamated Guano Woiks. Yours, I believe? Looks like yez had a little accident. Ya know, dat guano stuff is very combustible. Ya oughta be more careful.”
“I'll make you pay for this, if it takes the rest of my life!”
“Aw, Donkletrunks, whaddaya gonna do? Ya gonna call...heh...Batman?
“Haw! 'Batman'! Dat's a good one, boss!”
“Yeh, I get off a decent bone mott every now and den. Hey, Beaks, let's drop dis very elegant guano-shifter off at his penthouse. Dat would be da Chiroptera Arms, I t'ink, right, Mr. D?”

Posted by: Paco at December 31, 2025 08:49 PM (2L+MU)

169 The Bulwark: "Trump’s Attack on Somali Americans Is Vile Fascism"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 31, 2025 08:49 PM (7/Di9)

170 151 Things getting spicy in some parts of Iran. At least one Basij/IRGC regional office taken/burned. Unconfirmed report of one IRGC officer offed in the west (Kurdish area).

Sadly, hopes remain zero, based on the size and ferocity of the mullahs' security state.

Notably, no marches or protests in the west opposing the shooting of demonstrators and other repression by the regime. Darndest thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 08:40 PM (U/Byj)

I don't think things will really kick-off unless the protestors can overwhelm some IRGC and get some guns and ammo to use to fight back with.

Then maybe it will get sporty.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 08:50 PM (QGaXH)

171 Dick Clark never died, he's still rocking New Years Eve, morons!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:44 PM

"What is dead may never die"

Posted by: Iron Islands in Game of Thrones at December 31, 2025 08:50 PM (P5BPp)

172 The Bulwark: "Trump’s Attack on Somali Americans Is Vile Fascism"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

How do I, as a lowly Moron, attain 'Vile' status?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 08:50 PM (cYBz/)

173 Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.
Posted by: Shy Turtle


Maybe. Do you have proof of residency? Where do you live?

Oh. Right there. Silly of me to ask.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at December 31, 2025 08:51 PM (nhCoE)

174 That wouldn't be a bad way to end a normal fireworks show.
Do the regular thing and then set off a huge pile all at once at the end.

That looked like a nuke going off for the first 10 seconds or so.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
++++

Had some person crash their car into a local Sky King (or whatever) fireworks store. Missed it. But heard it was spectacular!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 08:53 PM (/lPRQ)

175 This shit has been going on forever. Back in the day the state of Maine would enter 'estimated' park bench addresses for homeless bums as their home address.

Wanna know what party they always voted for?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 08:53 PM (cYBz/)

176 161 Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.
Posted by: Shy Turtle at December 31, 2025 08:45 PM (oftw2)

It doesn't work like that (to my knowledge).

Just post your thoughts, behave as though you were a guest in somebody's home and don't be an insulting, arrogant jerk. Over time you'll gain recognition as a 'regular' and one day mysteriously a cardboard membership card and set of bathroom tokens will appear in your mailbox.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 08:57 PM (QGaXH)

177 Not only 50-year moratorium, but denaturalize and deport all third worlders already here now.

The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder

We need another round of the Immigration Act of 1925. It's been 100 years.

The last time the foreign-born population was this high, we had a 50-year immigration moratorium.

Charlie tried to warn us in the months before he was kiIIed.

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

It's time to ban third world immigration, legal or illegal. We've reached our limit and we have a huge cultural, educational, housing, financial and essential services problem to fix now because of it. We need a net-zero immigration moratorium with a ban on all third worlders.

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog

Ban all third world immigration. Legal or illegal. There should be a moratorium on all immigration from the third world. We've reached our capacity. We cannot be the world's soup kitchen anymore.

X: https://bit.ly/49zgU2p

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 08:58 PM (P5BPp)

178 † According to Bishop James Ussher who sets the start date at October 23, 4004 BC
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:39 PM (a4flb)

Weird how creation started in the middle of a month. And on towards the end of the year no less!

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2025 08:58 PM (k2AiT)

179 @96 -- Wow, those are some pretty nice digs for these Somalians that you and I are paying for.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2025 08:58 PM (XMwZJ)

180 Wanna know what party they always voted for?
Posted by: Tonypete

You'd have to be a pretty sturdy bum to survive on a park bench in Winter in ME.

Posted by: Hobo Popsicle at December 31, 2025 08:58 PM (oftw2)

181 Can some ‘splain why Mamdani is getting sworn in a tunnel? Homage to Hamas?

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 08:59 PM (tNkpt)

182 On New Year's Eve, Dick Clark rises from the most sincere bunch of revelers, and distributes the latest pop hits to the assembled crowds.

When The Ball drops, he disappears once again.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 08:59 PM (ZxPkt)

183 I don't know this woman.

@LisaMaret . 31 Dec 2025

@VDHanson UPDATE: Victor is out of surgery and it went well. Still test analysis to finalize but so far, "looks good." Waiting for definitive test results. VDH/Sami/Jack will be making an official announcement soon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:00 PM (hVbrz)

184 I"m callkng it, sure the artillery will wake me up at 12
Havea Happy safe New Year eve everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 09:01 PM (Ia/+0)

185 Can some ‘splain why Mamdani is getting sworn in a tunnel? Homage to Hamas?
Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 08:59 PM (tNkpt)

Reminds him of his mother.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2025 09:01 PM (k2AiT)

186 Weird how creation started in the middle of a month. And on towards the end of the year no less!
Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2025 08:58 PM (k2AiT)

The lawyers that did the paperwork probably billed for the entire month, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 09:01 PM (8zz6B)

187 On New Year's Eve, Dick Clark rises from the most sincere bunch of revelers, and distributes the latest pop hits to the assembled crowds.

When The Ball drops, he disappears once again.


Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 08:59 PM

He must have gotten the One Ring to Rule Them All.

Takes it off on New Year's Eve, puts it back on after the ball drops and disappears.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 09:01 PM (P5BPp)

188 >>@VDHanson UPDATE: Victor is out of surgery and it went well. Still test analysis to finalize but so far, "looks good." Waiting for definitive test results. VDH/Sami/Jack will be making an official announcement soon.




Slap some Hot Iron on it and Walk it Off!

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 09:02 PM (grNgC)

189 2026 is less than three hours away.

Still no flying cars.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2025 09:02 PM (k2AiT)

190 166
Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.
Posted by: Shy Turtle

Only if there are seven more of you.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 08:48 PM (QVmho)

You're not conflating TMNT with Power Rangers?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 09:02 PM (QGaXH)

191 161 Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.
(Shuffles large denomination bills in hand.)
Posted by: Shy Turtle at December 31, 2025 08:45 PM (oftw2)

FIFY

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (4p5Zb)

192 Happy NYE! Well I did it. Completely changed my hair, lopped a few inches off. I went in as a redhead (well, auburn) and walked out 4 hours later with gunmetal, which is haircolorist speak for an ashy, metallic bronde.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (T6NOp)

193 "UPDATE: Victor is out of surgery and it went well."

YES!!!!!!!

Posted by: pawn at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (Rmqfl)

194
Interesting site showing what the Erf looked like over millions of years of plate tectonics:
https://is.gd/q6o2o2

I don't know what the uncertainties there are, but its interesting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (w6EFb)

195 Four hours until the celebratory gunfire. The sky is gonna get what's coming tonite. FAFO, sky.

Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (GHIyr)

196 The Bulwark: "Trump’s Attack on Somali Americans Is Vile Fascism"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

How do I, as a lowly Moron, attain 'Vile' status?
Posted by: Tonypete


Teabag a host of The View.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 09:04 PM (c115l)

197 196 lol

Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 09:05 PM (GHIyr)

198 Party!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCzdecygpmg

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 31, 2025 09:06 PM (jrgJz)

199 Elon Musk reposted

Cam Higby @camhigby

Somalis are 0.37% of the Washington population on the high end.

DCYF records reflect that roughly 10% of daycare businesses list Somali as a primary language.

I find that odd.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 09:06 PM (P5BPp)

200 178
'Weird how creation started in the middle of a month. And on towards the end of the year no less!'

October. That's the beginning of the fiscal year.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 09:06 PM (fd80v)

201 192 Happy NYE! Well I did it. Completely changed my hair, lopped a few inches off. I went in as a redhead (well, auburn) and walked out 4 hours later with gunmetal, which is haircolorist speak for an ashy, metallic bronde.
Posted by: Piper

So, like a MUCH shorter Bea Arthur, then?

Posted by: Beau Brummell at December 31, 2025 09:07 PM (oftw2)

202 193 "UPDATE: Victor is out of surgery and it went well."

YES!!!!!!!
Posted by: pawn at December 31

Woohoo!

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:07 PM (T6NOp)

203 >>I find that odd.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 09:06 PM (P5BPp)


Well.
Noticing things?

That's a Racism.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 09:07 PM (grNgC)

204 @DataRepublican . 28 Jan 2025

After spending too much time on the award search tool, I’m starting to wonder if we’ve had a
U[niversal] B[asic] I[ncome] system all along for one political party—just disguised as grants.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:07 PM (hVbrz)

205 >Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.
Posted by: Shy Turtle
-----

what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is the capitol of North Dakota?

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 09:08 PM (ZxPkt)

206 >>"UPDATE: Victor is out of surgery and it went well."

YES!!!!!!!
Posted by: pawn at December 31

Woohoo!
Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:07 PM (T6NOp)


He wants Cruelty. He needs Cruelty. He craves Cruelty.

Enough with the well wishes.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 09:08 PM (grNgC)

207 Black-eyed peas are in the crockpot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 09:08 PM (kpS4V)

208 We imported Somalian pirates. What did we expect?
——-

What is this “we” shit? So fucking tired of these verbal atrocities. We did no such fucking thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 09:08 PM (n+FG3)

209 Jay D3po @Drunk3po

Check out my History of Churches Channel

Exploring the stories, legends and history behind the world's most fascinating churches.

X: https://bit.ly/3N6OHqY

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 09:09 PM (P5BPp)

210 192 Happy NYE! Well I did it. Completely changed my hair, lopped a few inches off. I went in as a redhead (well, auburn) and walked out 4 hours later with gunmetal, which is haircolorist speak for an ashy, metallic bronde.
Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (T6NOp)

I've been married much too long to even think of asking 'why?'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 09:09 PM (QGaXH)

211
Could somebody vouch for me here please? I would like to participate in this smart military blogg.
Posted by: Shy Turtle
=====
Only if there are seven more of you.
Posted by: BifBewalski
=====
You're not conflating TMNT with Power Rangers?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

Nope. Going for the MN lurker count. If they bring seven other lurkers, I can vouch for them all.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 09:10 PM (QVmho)

212 So, like a MUCH shorter Bea Arthur, then?
Posted by: Beau Brummell at December 31, 2025 09:07 PM (oftw2)
---

God'll getcha for that, Beau.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 09:10 PM (kpS4V)

213 Yo, Philly !!

Paul A. Szypula@Bubblebathgirl . 31 Dec 2025

Maternity Care Coalition in Philadelphia reportedly received $23 million to run daycares and provide other services.

It’s a nonprofit located in a seemingly abandoned building with blacked-out windows.

Nobody answered the door during business hours, and their voicemail is outdated (references Independence Day).

What is the $23 million being spent on?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:10 PM (hVbrz)

214 Some strange-looking woman is passing for Piper.

Posted by: mindful webworker - unrecognizable at December 31, 2025 09:11 PM (dESj/)

215 Happy New Year everyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 09:11 PM (viF8m)

216 192 Happy NYE! Well I did it. Completely changed my hair, lopped a few inches off. I went in as a redhead (well, auburn) and walked out 4 hours later with gunmetal, which is haircolorist speak for an ashy, metallic bronde.
Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (T6NOp)

Gunmetal, to make it easier to conceal that derringer. I approve.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 09:11 PM (4p5Zb)

217 Black-eyed peas are in the crockpot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris



I saw The Black-eyed Peas open for The Red Hot Chili Peppers at Gilley's in '83!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 09:12 PM (c115l)

218 Evenin', Horde.

Celebrating with friends and amazing food.

Food coma incoming. I might make it to midnight. Maybe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 09:12 PM (RpSs/)

219 207 Black-eyed peas are in the crockpot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 09:08 PM (kpS4V)

I Got a Feeling
Tonight's gonna be a good night.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 09:14 PM (4p5Zb)

220 The Bulwark: "Trump’s Attack on Somali Americans Is Vile Fascism"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Again I wish that Trump was even 10% the authoritarian thug his enemies accuse him of.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 09:14 PM (/lPRQ)

221 192 Happy NYE! Well I did it. Completely changed my hair, lopped a few inches off. I went in as a redhead (well, auburn) and walked out 4 hours later with gunmetal, which is haircolorist speak for an ashy, metallic bronde.
Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (T6NOp)

You'll have to stop at Badge and ID for a new AoS photo ID if you want to get into the secure areas....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 09:14 PM (QGaXH)

222 I've been married much too long to even think of asking 'why?'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December

Good man!

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:15 PM (GMx4K)

223 Vondelkerk, an historic church in Amsterdam, ablaze.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2025 09:18 PM (U/Byj)

224 Happy NYE! Well I did it. Completely changed my hair, lopped a few inches off. I went in as a redhead (well, auburn) and walked out 4 hours later with gunmetal, which is haircolorist speak for an ashy, metallic bronde.
Posted by: Piper


Happy NYE!

"Gunmetal" hair. I detect Horde influence.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 09:18 PM (nhCoE)

225 You'll have to stop at Badge and ID for a new AoS photo ID if you want to get into the secure areas....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 09:14 PM (QGaXH)

I don't know why, but this comment reminded me of an acquaintance who got a ticket for failure to wear corrective lenses shortly after getting lasic. You do need to go back to the DMV to get that status changed after your get your vision corrected.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 09:18 PM (4p5Zb)

226 So, like a MUCH shorter Bea Arthur, then?
Posted by: Beau Brummell at December 31, 2025 09:07 PM (oftw2)

Yes. I am a dead ringer. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:18 PM (GMx4K)

227 Check out FLOTUS at the NYE party tonight

https://tinyurl.com/3zj3vztr

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 09:19 PM (ZxPkt)

228 Yes. I am a dead ringer. Lol.
Posted by: Piper

I thought that would be Quasimodo.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 09:20 PM (cYBz/)

229 Check out FLOTUS at the NYE party tonight

https://tinyurl.com/3zj3vztr
Posted by: Don Black

Va va voom!

Posted by: Tuna at December 31, 2025 09:20 PM (lJ0H4)

230 >> Check out FLOTUS at the NYE party tonight

Damn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:21 PM (w6EFb)

231 Somali-Americans?

They don’t refer to themselves as Americans. And they aren’t. They are invaders. They need to be deported down to the last one and then reapply for the privilege of coming to the US. No social services available. EVER.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 09:21 PM (IhIKR)

232
Why is it still named after Dick Clark if he's dead?

Ohhh nooo, he's outside looking in.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 09:21 PM (pkeXY)

233 228 Yes. I am a dead ringer. Lol.
Posted by: Piper

I thought that would be Quasimodo.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 09

The similarities there are also shocking. So, yes, a Quasimodo / Bea Arthur blend.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:22 PM (d2kuJ)

234 To start a new year off right, Skybrows drops more AI beats.

And we have a new type of cat-girl - Tira-Mewsues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eF5540jGiE

So creamy

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 09:22 PM (2GVsD)

235 Weird how creation started in the middle of a month. And on towards the end of the year no less!
Posted by: Robert


Well, if you start with winter, most of the critters will be moving slower. That makes them easier to catch if you need to make any adjustments.

Like, they had to take the horns off the unicorns. Too dangerous. So now they're just horses.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 09:22 PM (nhCoE)

236 225 You'll have to stop at Badge and ID for a new AoS photo ID if you want to get into the secure areas....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 09:14 PM (QGaXH)

I don't know why, but this comment reminded me of an acquaintance who got a ticket for failure to wear corrective lenses shortly after getting lasic. You do need to go back to the DMV to get that status changed after your get your vision corrected.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 09:18 PM (4p5Zb)

I seem to recall my wife being given a card from the doctor's office when she had new lens implants. They did the eyes two or three months apart and now she no longer needs glasses after wearing them all her life. She eventually got the driver's license updated when we got the (apparently useless) Real IDs.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 09:23 PM (QGaXH)

237
FLOTUS Report has some more pics:
https://is.gd/xZnaDg

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:23 PM (w6EFb)

238 Twilight Zone is on. It's the one with the cookbook.

We just shot some fireworks. 5" mortars. That'll wake the neighbors.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 09:25 PM (vFG9F)

239 I don't know why, but this comment reminded me of an acquaintance who got a ticket for failure to wear corrective lenses shortly after getting lasic. You do need to go back to the DMV to get that status changed after your get your vision corrected.
Posted by: tankdemon


They have field sobriety tests, but not field eye exams? All they need is a bit of paper with some random letters printed on it. What are my tax dollars being spent on?

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 09:25 PM (nhCoE)

240 Fireworks booming loud.
Precious dog beside herself.
God, I hate people

Posted by: Captain Haiku at December 31, 2025 09:25 PM (8WtOr)

241 Check out FLOTUS at the NYE party tonight

https://tinyurl.com/3zj3vztr
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 09:19 PM


Sssssssmokin"!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 09:26 PM (RpSs/)

242 They have field sobriety tests, but not field eye exams? All they need is a bit of paper with some random letters printed on it. What are my tax dollars being spent on?
Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 09:25 PM (nhCoE)
---
All those funds have been reserved for Somali daycare facilities in Minnesota.

Nothing leftover for common sense tools for LEOs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 09:26 PM (ESVrU)

243 235 Weird how creation started in the middle of a month. And on towards the end of the year no less!
Posted by: Robert

Well, if you start with winter, most of the critters will be moving slower. That makes them easier to catch if you need to make any adjustments.

Like, they had to take the horns off the unicorns. Too dangerous. So now they're just horses.
Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 09:22 PM (nhCoE)

I think the official Catholic Church teaching was that the Fiat Lux was the spring equinox, so creation would have been around March 20-22.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 09:27 PM (4p5Zb)

244 I have started telling people who inquire about my vocation that I run a Somali Daycare Center.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 09:29 PM (grNgC)

245 "This day is fulfilled this scripture in your ears."

Luke 4:21

Posted by: No one at December 31, 2025 09:31 PM (qFwJc)

246 Bea Arthur looked pretty fetching as a Marine Sergeant in WWII. Her pic is online, but of course, Marines weren't allowed to smile so you don't get peak pulchritude.

Posted by: NY's Own at December 31, 2025 09:31 PM (oftw2)

247
Current year in the Jewish calendar is 5786, and that is "AM", anno mundi, or the year of the world. The Jewish calendar is a lunar calendar primarily, using the Metonic cycle to keep in sync with the sun, but there's a little drift still relative to Gregorian.

At any rate, the tradition is that's the number of years since creation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:31 PM (w6EFb)

248 Check out FLOTUS at the NYE party tonight
https://tinyurl.com/3zj3vztr
Posted by: Don Black


Va-voom! Even for the always va-voomish Melania, that's exceptionally va-voom.

(Set to the tune of Yankovic's "Foil")

Posted by: mindful webworker - unrecognizable at December 31, 2025 09:31 PM (dESj/)

249 Lightshow on the Washington monument:

x.com/RapidResponse47/status/
2006518231264006370

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 09:33 PM (3uBP9)

250
The civil new year in the Jewish calendar starts with Rosh Hashanah, and that's around the fall equinox usually. So they too reckon creation was in the fall.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:33 PM (w6EFb)

251 Three sheets to the wind, to quote a sailing metaphor.

Happy New Year everyone!

With some fortitude and restraint, I will make it to midnight.

I won't make it to midnight.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 31, 2025 09:33 PM (1Nv0l)

252 When my distance vision returned, I didn't have to go to the DMV. My optometrist took care of it electronically. I have a printout that I keep in the car.

Posted by: No one at December 31, 2025 09:34 PM (qFwJc)

253 It is so wonderful when FLOTUS has less peen than POTUS.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 09:35 PM (c115l)

254 241 She's amazing.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 31, 2025 09:35 PM (1Nv0l)

255 Having watched numerous traffic stop/bodycam videos, I can't fathom thinking police could/would/should administer eye exams. What's next dental cleaning? Nit-picking?

Posted by: Am I Being Detained? at December 31, 2025 09:39 PM (oftw2)

256 It is so wonderful when FLOTUS has less peen than POTUS.
Posted by: rickb223

And yet, she is pretty or glamourous enough to be featured on the cover of a 'fashion' magazine.

The editors and publishers never grew past the mean girl stage of development.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 09:39 PM (cYBz/)

257 He wants Cruelty. He needs Cruelty. He craves Cruelty.

Enough with the well wishes.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 09:08 PM (grNgC)

Hows the song go?

Cruel to be kind, in the right measure...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 09:40 PM (mP0Kj)

258 241 Check out FLOTUS at the NYE party tonight

https://tinyurl.com/3zj3vztr
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 09:19 PM


Sssssssmokin"!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at

Her smile is just stunning.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:40 PM (p4NUW)

259 So amazing to finally have a president who fights for us.

https://tinyurl.com/23dms64k

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 09:40 PM (viF8m)

260 That red bull is why you carry a truck gun.

Posted by: GWB at December 31, 2025 09:42 PM (2XExk)

261 Wishing all my grey box friends a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 09:42 PM (3ImbR)

262 253 It is so wonderful when FLOTUS has less peen than POTUS.
---------
FLOTUS is a great lady & the most stylish since Nancy Reagan. The Donald is a lucky man, and I see why he decided to keep the third one. I'm totally not envious.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2025 09:43 PM (XjTSo)

263 Bo Jackson scores.

What year is this?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 09:43 PM (CNl8/)

264 Every time I see her I’m reminded of how disgusting it was to see “fashion” magazines try to pretend that Moochelle looked like anything besides a linebacker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 09:43 PM (m7iZ5)

265
Let's hope the Iranians get it right this time and we see mullahs decorating lamp posts for the new year.

Posted by: Auspex at December 31, 2025 09:43 PM (pCWOd)

266
@VDHanson UPDATE: Victor is out of surgery and it went well. Still test analysis to finalize but so far, "looks good." Waiting for definitive test results. VDH/Sami/Jack will be making an official announcement soon.

Posted by: Braenyard

==============

Yayyyyy!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 09:43 PM (2YF7/)

267 A new book.

Are You Working for Your Pussy or Is Your Pussy Working for You?
A Guide to Tapping into the Ultimate Power of Your Femininity
By: Bert Purcell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 09:44 PM (L/fGl)

268 >>Every time I see her I’m reminded of how disgusting it was to see “fashion” magazines try to pretend that Moochelle looked like anything besides a linebacker.


"Women would kill to have her LadyBalls, or some shit."
-Vogue Magazine

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 09:44 PM (grNgC)

269 261 Wishing all my grey box friends a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!
Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 09:42 PM (3ImbR)

Back atcha, Irish. Cheers!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 09:45 PM (h7ZuX)

270 The concept of "Kara shem" is what tripped up Ussher and many others trying to date the Bible. God uses the OT Patriarchs to date things and gives the ages of many. The "begats" are only helpful is you know the concept of "Kara shem" (call the name). Many of the begats are not a direct father/son, but can be father, grandfather, ggf, and so on. Only the kara shem relationships are direct father/son. So, Ussher was off by thousand of years.

Posted by: Timeline of History at December 31, 2025 09:46 PM (oftw2)

271 @VDHanson UPDATE: Victor is out of surgery and it went well. Still test analysis to finalize but so far, "looks good." Waiting for definitive test results. VDH/Sami/Jack will be making an official announcement soon.
~~~~~

Good news to start the year off right.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 09:46 PM (3ImbR)

272 So amazing to finally have a president who fights for us.
https://tinyurl.com/23dms64k
Posted by: JackStraw


"We're gonna get to the bottom of this." "We're gonna get that money back."

Captain Skinny: Look at me! I am the pants-shitter now!

Trump: That's really not what being President is about. That was just the last guy.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 09:47 PM (nhCoE)

273 "Are You Working for Your Pussy or Is Your Pussy Working for You?"

My Pussy never works.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at December 31, 2025 09:48 PM (vFG9F)

274 260 That red bull is why you carry a truck gun.
Posted by: GWB

Worse than a bear eating your kayak.

Posted by: Animalympics at December 31, 2025 09:49 PM (oftw2)

275 The diagnosis came after a nine-month odyssey that Hanson described as frustrating and elusive. The condition, he noted, was rare for someone who neither smokes nor drinks. A biopsy finally provided answers. ...yesterday, he underwent major surgery at Stanford Medical Center.

"...I finally ended up going to the best medical center that I know, Stanford Med, and the people there are wonderful. It’ll work out one way or the other."
_VDH
---------

People, this is why you don't go to some PoDunk hospital or some PoDunk doctor. Piddling around for 9 months instead of going straight to Stanford.

This is why you DON'T take a Medicare Advantage plan. Those free glasses aren't worth a shit if you're dead.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:49 PM (hVbrz)

276 A new book.
Are You Working for Your Pussy or Is Your Pussy Working for You?
A Guide to Tapping into the Ultimate Power of Your Femininity
By: Bert Purcell
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Mommy says with one of these, I can have all of those that I want!

Posted by: just the punchline at December 31, 2025 09:49 PM (nhCoE)

277 194
Interesting site showing what the Erf looked like over millions of years of plate tectonics:
https://is.gd/q6o2o2

I don't know what the uncertainties there are, but its interesting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (w6EFb)

I bookmarked this bad boy right away.

Good stuff !!!

Posted by: browndog knows Stromatolites at December 31, 2025 09:51 PM (3sXRv)

278 Worse than a bear eating your kayak.
Posted by: Animalympics
----

Or tearing up your brand new Ford Station Wagon.
_Old Man Craighead

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:51 PM (hVbrz)

279 Prayers for VDH.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 09:51 PM (2WIwB)

280 Break a leg VDH!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 09:52 PM (RIvkX)

281 Since they both can’t lose, go Miami.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 31, 2025 09:52 PM (2NHgQ)

282 Big Mitch Obama's scowl was a daily reminder that she was hungry, thirsting for the blood of a lobster and lusting for Kobe beef.

I never much paid attention to her cock.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 09:53 PM (nljXp)

283 Who's Notre Dame playing?

Posted by: Out Of Loop at December 31, 2025 09:54 PM (oftw2)

284 This post will be the final willowed post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 09:55 PM (mlg/3)

285 272 So amazing to finally have a president who fights for us.
https://tinyurl.com/23dms64k
Posted by: JackStraw
------------

Looking good for new year's, he is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:55 PM (hVbrz)

286 281 Since they both can’t lose, go Miami.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

If the Buckeyes somehow manage to eke out a win, they'll just disappoint us in the national championship anyway. So, go Miami, I guess.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 09:56 PM (h7ZuX)

287 This post will be the final willowed post.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 09:55 PM (mlg/3)

*thinks*

Wait!

Oh. Wow!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 09:56 PM (2WIwB)

288 The diagnosis came after a nine-month odyssey that Hanson described as frustrating and elusive. The condition, he noted, was rare for someone who neither smokes nor drinks. A biopsy finally provided answers. ...yesterday, he underwent major surgery at Stanford Medical Center.

"...I finally ended up going to the best medical center that I know, Stanford Med, and the people there are wonderful. It’ll work out one way or the other."
_VDH
---------

People, this is why you don't go to some PoDunk hospital or some PoDunk doctor. Piddling around for 9 months instead of going straight to Stanford.

This is why you DON'T take a Medicare Advantage plan. Those free glasses aren't worth a shit if you're dead.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
************
Gospel

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 31, 2025 09:56 PM (IQ6Gq)

289 Was it Big Mike or Barry who offed the chef?

Posted by: Was The Soup Cold? at December 31, 2025 09:56 PM (oftw2)

290 In a nice coincidence of the current astronomical epoch, Sirius is just about dead opposite the Sun in right ascension on New Year's Eve.

This means it transits at almost dead on local midnight within just a couple of minutes or so.

Jupiter is also very near opposition (Jan 10), so it will be close to transit as well. So, ring in the local time New Year right when Sirius transits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

291 Beginning tonight through January 5, a narrative projection will illuminate the Washington Monument every hour on the hour from 7pm-11:30pm. It is the opening of a year-long series of events celebrating 250 years of American independence. Learn more at:

(long url I shortened from National Park Foundation, Freedom 250)
https://is.gd/xanKz9

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 09:57 PM (3uBP9)

292 "the blood of a lobster"

Their blood is copper-based instead of iron-based. IDNKT.

Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 09:57 PM (GHIyr)

293 Interesting site showing what the Erf looked like over millions of years of plate tectonics:
https://is.gd/q6o2o2

I don't know what the uncertainties there are, but its interesting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 09:03 PM (w6EFb)
---
Thanks! Believe it or not, I'm helping a professor redesign a global tectonics course this spring. This link may come in handy for her course.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 09:58 PM (ESVrU)

294 285 272 So amazing to finally have a president who fights for us.
https://tinyurl.com/23dms64k
Posted by: JackStraw
------------

Here's something to consider. The Federal Govt. can put a lien on a State's real estate or financial assets. Trump's saying he's going to get that money back. That's one way if he can show states incompetency or complicity. This might be a fun year to come.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 09:58 PM (dIske)

295 >>> "the blood of a lobster"

Their blood is copper-based instead of iron-based. IDNKT.
Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 09:57 PM (GHIyr)


Is it green?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 09:59 PM (3uBP9)

296 Waxing Gibbous Moon out there. Could see it bright in the sky at 2 PM.

Posted by: Luna Park at December 31, 2025 09:59 PM (oftw2)

297 The internet says lobster blood is blue.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 09:59 PM (3uBP9)

298 295 Clear in the body, blue in the air, so sez AI.

Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 09:59 PM (GHIyr)

299 The internet says lobster blood is blue.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 09:59 PM (3uBP9)
~~~~~

Like horseshoe crabs. Their blood is worth lots of moolah--something like $50,000 a gallon.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 10:03 PM (3ImbR)

300 The internet says lobster blood is blue.
Posted by: banana Dream


There's a prog-rock lyric in there somewhere.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 10:04 PM (mlg/3)

301 289 Was it Big Mike or Barry who offed the chef?
--------
Neither one of them did it. They rented a couple guys from the Clintons.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2025 10:05 PM (XjTSo)

302 Like horseshoe crabs. Their blood is worth lots of moolah--something like $50,000 a gallon.
Posted by: IrishEi


More or less than ambergris?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 10:06 PM (mlg/3)

303 ONT UP

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:07 PM (c115l)

304 >>>Was it Big Mike or Barry who offed the chef?
--------
Neither one of them did it. They rented a couple guys from the Clintons.

Posted by: exdem13

>Barry has a dark side but he'd never do the wet work himself. He's too much of a sissy to get his soft hands and jug ears dirty.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 10:09 PM (nljXp)

305 Happy Gay Pride New Yeer and we loves you Presdent Obama!!@

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 01, 2026 12:01 AM (wXPKd)

Minnesota Policy Allows Voters to "Vouch" for Up to Eight Unregistered People (Who Don't Show Proof of Citizenship, Of Course) to Allow Them to Vote Through Same-Day Registration

Disqualify Minnesota's electoral votes. We cannot allow brazen election theft.

A controversial Minnesota election policy that allows a single registered voter to "vouch" for up to eight people seeking same-day registration is under fire amid the state's massive fraud scandal tied to the Somali community there.

Under Minnesota law, the registered voter must go with the person or people they are vouching for to the polling place and sign an oath verifying their address, according to the Office of the Minnesota Secretary of State.

"A registered voter from your precinct can go with you to the polling place to sign an oath confirming your address. This is known as 'vouching.' A registered voter can vouch for up to eight voters," the website reads.


Those being vouched for still must provide at least one form of identity verification, which includes a valid Minnesota driver's license or learner's permit, a "receipt" for them, or a tribal identification card that includes a photo and signature, according to the rules.

Vouching is then used to verify a potential voter's residence in the precinct.

As long as the prospective voter can prove they live in the state, proof of ID can include a driver's license or learner's permit from any of the 50 states, a passport, an expired ID, military ID, or high school or college ID.

However, critics have noted that Gov. Tim Walz's 2023 "Driver's Licenses for All" bill allows people to obtain licenses regardless of immigration status. Licenses carry no marking indicating citizenship, despite being regularly used to register to vote.

"It was made for fraud," Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, declared in on X.

US Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) said he believes his SAVE Act (Safeguarding American Voter Eligibility) could throw a wrench into Minnesota's policy.

Under the bill, which passed in the House but has stalled in the Senate, voters would be required to provide proof of citizenship to cast their ballots in federal elections.

It would establish criminal penalties for election officials who register applicants who have not provided such documentation.

Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM




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1 Blade

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

2 Dull blade.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (tDhJ5)

3 I can vouch for the retardedness of Tim Walz

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (xT8gx)

4 Will anything happen?

Posted by: I hope something will happen at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (2Ez/1)

5 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (2sfNr)

6 Ace certainly hasn't had to search for content this week.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (sDNVV)

7
Voting by text is coming soon. Deep down, You know I'm right.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (IifOV)

8 Literally everything they do is a GOTV program for Democrats.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (6ydKt)

9 Does any other state beside minnesota have this ridiculous vouching law?


I get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

10
I couldn't vouch for 8 people.

I only know 7 people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

11 Can't spell vouch without ouch.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (E0p3T)

12 Voting by text is coming soon. Deep down, You know I'm right.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM

###

We're ready to help.

Posted by: Macedonian bot farms at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (2Ez/1)

13 Wow.

Just how much can be covered up? Are people able to keep turning a blind eye to ALL of this?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (IhIKR)

14 I get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)

15 Batya is right, but she's a Jew. Oh, what shall I believe?

Posted by: Sucker Carlson at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (98kQX)

16 I used an old baseball card of Steve Carlton to register to vote in Minnesota....

The Pi9gs kept my Card.........

Posted by: Jackson K. at December 31, 2025 06:29 PM (J9q9v)

17 get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)

No standing. Dismissed.

Posted by: Dread Ass Pirate Roberts at December 31, 2025 06:29 PM (dK+Kv)

18 Mrs. F. made a chocolate cake in the shape of a football quarterback.

I asked if it was a Niners player or U of O.?

U of O.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

19 WTF is vouching for people who have no proof of identity?

WTF is this some 3rd world sh*t hole or something?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 06:30 PM (XV/Pl)

20 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

21 Already connecting Somali healthcare facilities to GoTV activities here:

https://tinyurl.com/3jpc5z5k

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (NuV6c)

22 So, you don't need to be registered if they vouch for you, but DO need some form of ID...

But I'd wager the Address on the ID does NOT have to match the district you are voting in?

So... 9 people, 9 different districts... 81 potential votes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

23 So there's now a trove of people on record "vouching" that people who aren't allowed to vote are allowed to vote.

Huh.

Sounds a lot like perjury, to me. Or something very much like it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (06Hmj)

24 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

Could we bother you for a sternly-worded letter?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)

25 Trump has got to hammer the Dem theft vs Americans as his way of stomping the Dems in the midterms. The economy is getting better and the Dems have to find something to be their lead issue. Beat them to it by continuing to show this effing mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (zNwXb)

26 20 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.
Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

We are rapidly entering 'Trust the Plan' territory.

Even Trump is getting pissed about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)

27 Childcare is so expensive that for a normal two-parent household with small children one paycheck for one of the parents is almost totally consumed by the payments to the daycare.

Many have to ask themselves why the Mom works just to pay somebody else to watch the kids?

Now those same people are telling themselves what idiots they are when they can just start their own childcare center and pay off the house in two years.

This story should continue until next November it's so good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (6ydKt)

28 24 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

Could we bother you for a sternly-worded letter?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Stern letters are so yesterday. You're lucky if you get some podium fist pounding.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (abIsI)

29 How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (2WIwB)

30 Remember what the high kicking girls in white pleated mini skirts said.

Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go
Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:34 PM (hVbrz)

31 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (ZxPkt)

32 29 How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (2WIwB)

If we need it explicitly codified in our nation's charter that this kind of thing isn't allowed, then it was always doomed to failure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (06Hmj)

33 >>Trump has got to hammer the Dem theft vs Americans as his way of stomping the Dems in the midterms.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM

I fear they peaked too soon. No one will remember this after the parties tonight.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (98kQX)

34 One man. Nine votes. Nine times.

Even Stalin wasn't that greedy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:36 PM (06Hmj)

35 Back around 2016, someone in Pooky's unit had a dad from Minnesota that wanted to visit the base. No can do, said the unit commander, because Minnesota at the time wasn't Real ID-certified.

Posted by: pookysgirl remembers the pain of getting family on base at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (Wt5PA)

36 I fear they peaked too soon. No one will remember this after the parties tonight.
Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (98kQX)

I disagree. This is just the opening notes, you have no idea how high the peak is going to be.

But a whole lot more is coming down next year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (m7iZ5)

37 What she said, x 10^6.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (XMwZJ)

38 Minnesota sure is one fucked up place. They need to be un-Stated.

Posted by: The Penis at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

39 31 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (ZxPkt)

It's been in the news for years.
Seriously, there are reports about Somali fraud going back to 2015.

It only picked up steam in the past two weeks as it finally got to a rolling boil.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

40 But a whole lot more is coming down next year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (m7iZ5)

It's going to be fun when the witch hunts eventually burn through half of the GOP too, and the professional newsfaces are completely terrified that we all simply keep cheering as the fire rages.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:39 PM (06Hmj)

41 Me and eight budies can car pool to nine different precincts where one of each of registered to vote in earlier.

Somalis cannot keep track, so there has to be a PAC running it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (/lPRQ)

42 WE are VERY concerned about this irregular voting pattern. When we convene again we, I promise all of you on my dead mother's eyes this will be examined.

Lawgiver, Jon Thune, sincerely.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (ehY6c)

43
Hubby thinks since this fraud news was released during the holidays that it will go away after the new year.

I told him people are pissed and it's not going away.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (3ek7K)

44 Just how much can be covered up? Are people able to keep turning a blind eye to ALL of this?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (IhIKR)

No no I'm pretty sure conspiracies are impossible because they involve too many people. That's what I learned from #Science.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (E0p3T)

45 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (ZxPkt)
====

Powerline has been covering the fraud in Minnesota for years especially covid funding

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

46 Maybe it became a story because the DoJ in the Trump administration is doing something about it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 06:41 PM (sDNVV)

47 How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM


Because the guys who wrote the constitution were law abiding honest men who thought that everyone else that followed them would be just like them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)

48 >Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:39 PM (6ydKt)
---

Thanks
by way of explanation, I don't own a television.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (ZxPkt)

49 Back around 2016, someone in Pooky's unit had a dad from Minnesota that wanted to visit the base. No can do, said the unit commander, because Minnesota at the time wasn't Real ID-certified.
Posted by: pookysgirl remembers the pain of getting family on base at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (Wt5PA)
====
No lobster and caviar for him, eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

50 One man. Nine votes. Nine times.

Even Stalin wasn't that greedy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:36 PM (06Hmj)

By a culture that has no reservations about lying, cheating, and stealing to get what they want, in a jurisdiction controlled by a party that has intentionally set up such a system to benefit itself.

Nuke it all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

51 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.

My theory is that its scripted. Months before Nick S made his video, DOJ was busting dozens of these criminals. Then the Left did the unpardonable - a teenage female judge threw out the jury verdict of guilty and let a multi-million dollar fraudster go free.

Trump wins when he has his opponents take the 20% side. Nick, a Charlie Kirk target demo, did his citizen journalist thing and has Super Bowl viewership numbers for what would normally be an evergreen story. Nick gets a WH Attention Prize encouraging every other click-hungry

Out goes the story to win hearts and minds and get the Demonic Party on record of supporting fraud. The Minnesomalia angle follows Rules For Radicals in isolating a target. We now have a rage stoked population who is Somalia fatigued and better yet the Demonic Party has come out and said We Love Fraud! We Love Terrorists! You are racists!

And just like that Trump wins the Affordability Crisis® political stunt and gets the 80% public screaming demand to investigate and jail / deport everyone.

Trump Wins.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb)

52 Republicans here in Minnesota have long insisted "We Must Play by the Marquess of Queensbury Rules!" while the DFL is kicking them in the nuts and hitting them with a club.

And they never learn.

Dennis Prager nailed it: Minnesotans are nice, but they are fools.

Posted by: Fritzy at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (2GIh1)

53 I'm a little scared when the story finally metastasizes into being that there are, indeed, 100 actual kids in this "daycare", but no one has seen them in months because they're locked in the basement of some chomo "Pillar of the Community".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (06Hmj)

54 Stolen children and babies sold into sex slavery.
Racist thieves stole our children and sold our babies
into sex slavery. Help us save the children.
Please send money to:

Redeem Our Children,
PO Box, 123 Give Memo Rd,
Somalia, MN

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (hVbrz)

55 22 So, you don't need to be registered if they vouch for you, but DO need some form of ID...

But I'd wager the Address on the ID does NOT have to match the district you are voting in?

So... 9 people, 9 different districts... 81 potential votes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

The article specifically said it could be a license/permit from another state. Most districts don't encompass out of state addresses.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (4p5Zb)

56 29
'How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???'

I'm not sure the constitution has a 'What if' section for obvious voter fraud in a state because they were so sure a political opposition would make the circumstance impossible.
250 years on, we discover that fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like the democrat party.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (fd80v)

57 It's actually worse. Minnesota also allows a staff member of a "residential facility", nursing homes, assisted living, etc., to vouch for an unlimited number of people.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 06:46 PM (viF8m)

58 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb)

I'm pretty sure you're right about all of that.

Nothing happens in a vacuum. Nothing that looks like a surprise is ever really a surprise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:46 PM (06Hmj)

59 The Marxists opened the voting books

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

60 97% of Somalis in Minnesota are American citizens.
There are only about 110000 Somali Americans living in Minnesota
Stop living in a self made bubble of fear!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (C4wQ6)

61 And just like that Trump wins the Affordability Crisis® political stunt and gets the 80% public screaming demand to investigate and jail / deport everyone.

Trump Wins.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb)

Pretty good speculation; I’m more of the feeling that sometimes you just get lucky, especially when so much shit is so close to the surface, but you could be right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (m7iZ5)

62 Someone showed the resident employee rule on the twitters which is infinitely worse. An employee of any residential business is allowed to vouch for residents up to a maximum of infinity residents.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (3uBP9)

63 Thanks
by way of explanation, I don't own a television.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (ZxPkt)

You wouldn't have seen it on TV anyhow.
Until the "Feeding Our Future" trial started nobody outside of local MN TV news covered it.

All the old stuff people are finding are local TV reports and news articles online.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (6ydKt)

64 250 years on, we discover that fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like the democrat party.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (fd80v)

It's a great point. This kind of shit is supposed to be impossible because it's so laughably easy to destroy them over it.

The fact that they've never gotten destroyed over it means they don't have any actual opposition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (06Hmj)

65 Our constitutional republic was funtional if the people are virtuous. That ship sailed and sunk about 1917.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (ehY6c)

66 >'How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???'
----

the part where it says the states can write their own election laws

Art I Sec 4

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:48 PM (ZxPkt)

67 Because the guys who wrote the constitution were law abiding honest men who thought that everyone else that followed them would be just like them.

I don't think they were quite that naive but they did believe that a large enough plurality of the people were decent enough that they wouldn't tolerate obvious shenanigans from their "leaders." Starting to look like they were probably wrong about that.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 31, 2025 06:49 PM (3nLb4)

68 Trump pulling National Guard out of Portland, LA and Chicago. Says they'll come back harder if the Dem mayors eff up again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:49 PM (zNwXb)

69 that section also says Congress may weigh in on election law

the likelihood of that is near zero, IMO

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:49 PM (ZxPkt)

70 47 Because the guys who wrote the constitution were law abiding honest men who thought that everyone else that followed them would be just like them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)

That's kind of funny, seeing as a lot of the Constitution is modeled the way it is because the founders distrusted people and wanted to guard against humanity's corrupt nature as much as possible. They weren't always successful, but thst was the intent.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (4p5Zb)

71 On a crazy weather note.

It was sunny and 50 an hour ago.

Now it is fogged in and 38. Like visibility is diminishing rapidly. About 30 yards right now. At this rate I won’t be able to see across the street in another 20 minutes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (IhIKR)

72 Nobody is afraid of them ASS, they just want them put in jail for fraud and/or deported.

Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

73 No lobster and caviar for him, eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

TSgt G had just made Tech and justifiably wanted to show his dad around. Fortunately, G lived in off-base base housing, so his dad was able to come anyway.

(I liked TSgt G and his family. They took care of Pookette while Pooky was in ICU, no questions asked.)

Posted by: pookysgirl misses Pooky's old unit at December 31, 2025 06:51 PM (Wt5PA)

74 Suddenly MN under Jesse Ventura seems pretty good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

75 71 On a crazy weather note.

It was sunny and 50 an hour ago.

Now it is fogged in and 38. Like visibility is diminishing rapidly. About 30 yards right now. At this rate I won’t be able to see across the street in another 20 minutes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (IhIKR)

At least the rain stopped?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

76 Demoncrats of course they do.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (xb5wW)

77 I thought we had a bit more time to save the Republic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (NwnyJ)

78 250 years on, we discover that fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like the democrat party.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (fd80v)

If I may, an edit: ...fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like government.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (TvPmY)

79 14 I get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)
________
That's not what "republic" meant; certainly not in the Founders' day. They knew about Venice and Carthage and especially Rome, none of which had elections we'd consider real.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (s0JqF)

80 Fraud has been a major factor in our elections for some time now.

Since the Republicans won't punish democrats the democrats have gone crazy with it.

Remember after the 2000 election the Dem talking point was millions of people are being disenfranchised so we need to make it easier to vote...and then in 25 have yet to produce any eligible citizen that was in fact denied the vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (sKqQm)

81 Then when the cheating stops working they get violent. That will be their go to even more now. Leftist have to its already written in their history.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (xb5wW)

82 If I may, an edit: ...fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like government.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (TvPmY)

Fraud works best as the thin layer of grease that keeps the gears turning.

You can't make a functioning drivetrain entirely out of grease.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (06Hmj)

83 Remember when it came out WI had 10,000 voters 120 years old or older?

How many WI election workers went to jail over that? Zero.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (sKqQm)

84 ASS's point seems to follow the infamous "we're only seeing it's one apartment building involved" justification for criminal activities.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (qBdHI)

85 Every Somalian living in Minnesota driving new cars?

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

86 51
'My theory is that its scripted. Months before Nick S made his video, DOJ was busting dozens of these criminals. '

So you think this is an Op done by Trump's folks?

I was thinking they needed to turn this into a campaign issue for 2026. Kudos to them if they did it proactively.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (fd80v)

87 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

I'd like to give every Somalian an offer: You give testimony that leads to the arrest AND conviction of any elected or lifetime officerholder (above a certain level), and you get to leave the country without handcuffs.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (TvPmY)

88 82 If I may, an edit: ...fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like government.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (TvPmY)

Fraud works best as the thin layer of grease that keeps the gears turning.

You can't make a functioning drivetrain entirely out of grease.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (06Hmj)

No, but it makes a GREAT Slippery Slope!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (mP0Kj)

89 When I go to vote, I identify as eight people. (My pronouns are us/them) I demand to have my eight votes!

You gotta problem wid dat?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 31, 2025 06:56 PM (iDFVA)

90 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

Faggots like him see homophobia in everyone else, because their minds are deranged.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 06:56 PM (8zz6B)

91 Another point to consider - control of the government gives you access to SO MUCH MONEY, it dramatically changes the risk/reward of election theft.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (sKqQm)

92 Here's a link to the resident employee rule stuff:
x.com/ScottPresler/status/
2005728517925789963

Infiinity

Posted by: banana Dream - they divided by zero at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (3uBP9)

93 Biggest scandal in history...until we get to all the other programs in all the other states.

Because government is where all the money is.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (rq3mQ)

94 86 51
'My theory is that its scripted. Months before Nick S made his video, DOJ was busting dozens of these criminals. '

So you think this is an Op done by Trump's folks?

I was thinking they needed to turn this into a campaign issue for 2026. Kudos to them if they did it proactively.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (fd80v)

I do find it interesting that right after the Judge overruled a Juries guilty verdict, in Minnesota, on a Somali Fraud case...

And a couple other Judges followed her lead, and dismissed some other cases...

This is suddenly a National Story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)

95 Pretty good speculation; I’m more of the feeling that sometimes you just get lucky, especially when so much shit is so close to the surface, but you could be right.

The X post from a no-name was a clue. X had to have amplified that video.

Then the deputy secretary gave the secret away when he stated that daycare money was going to be halted for MN when if you read the text, the mandates go out to all the states. Why not say out front that all states got the same treatment? Because MN is the ant and X and the Trump Administration are the magnifying glass.

I love the political instincts of this administration - kind of removes the mystery of why Trump kept picking Secretaries who are very savvy in media and are highly motivated in terms of managing the reckoning.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (a4flb)

96 Fraud works best as the thin layer of grease that keeps the gears turning.

You can't make a functioning drivetrain entirely out of grease.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (06Hmj)

I think I saw that in a fortune cookie.

Or was it an episode of Kung Fu?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:58 PM (TvPmY)

97 100% of my tongue is in my mom's asshole.
It is not the only tongue in my mom's asshole in Minnesota.
Stop sticking your somali tongues in my mom's asshole!

Posted by: Alismytongueinmomsass at December 31, 2025 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

98 If you went back to say 2000 and described the current Dem party to the average voter...even the average Dem voter...what would they say?

Crazy? Evil? The Dem party should be banned?

And yet they continue to get about half the vote. How? Fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:58 PM (sKqQm)

99 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

100 Minnesota sure is one fucked up place. They need to be un-Stated.
Posted by: The Penis at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)


Two words: Governor Jesse Ventura

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (A+Tdg)

101 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.

I think the rule in Somali or Guatemala is that if you want to go you just go

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (sKqQm)

102 57 It's actually worse. Minnesota also allows a staff member of a "residential facility", nursing homes, assisted living, etc., to vouch for an unlimited number of people.
Posted by: JackStraw
-------------

Saw an example where one staff member vouched for 8,000 persons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (hVbrz)

103 Biggest scandal in history...until we get to all the other programs in all the other states.


This is campaign 2026. Why so early? So it effects the GOP primaries and we can get rid of the damned DIABLOs

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (a4flb)

104 > Another point to consider - control of the government gives you access to SO MUCH MONEY
----

This explains why people raise and spend tens of millions of dollars to land a job that pays $174K/yr

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (ZxPkt)

105
Voting by text is coming soon. Deep down, You know I'm right.
Posted by: Frank Barone


You will have to opt out to NOT vote for the Communist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (pkeXY)

106 I think I'm going to stop using left turn signals

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (uQzkA)

107 "We cannot allow brazen election theft."

We done did.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

108 John Thune's lifetime Heritage score is a 62. Slightly above Bitch McConnell at 59. Here is our problem.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (abIsI)

109 93 Biggest scandal in history...until we get to all the other programs in all the other states.

Because government is where all the money is.
Posted by: Willie Sutton at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (rq3mQ)

Yeah... tough one... which is bigger?

Green Policies based on Man made CO2 causing warmering? Driving entire industries plus buttloads of Government subsidies and funding?

Or Covid, where our Government paid for the creation of a virus, and then paid for buttloads of Genetic Therapy shots, that are still killing people.

DOD not passing audits for what... Eight years?

Somali fraud is not even in the top 10 IMO...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (mP0Kj)

110 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.
Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

Cars have body language. The car turning out of the side street doesn't respect you.

What you need to do is ram into them.

Instant respect!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (TvPmY)

111 This explains why people raise and spend tens of millions of dollars to land a job that pays $174K/yr

To expand with a specific case

BroFo got a $30M payout in 2024.

Explains why she was willing to spend so much money and time to get the Rep job doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (sKqQm)

112 87
'You give testimony that leads to the arrest AND conviction of any elected or lifetime officerholder (above a certain level), and you get to leave the country without handcuffs.'

May I suggest an edit.
'and you get to leave the country' without us selling you into slavery of a hostile clan.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (fd80v)

113 That's not what "republic" meant; certainly not in the Founders' day. They knew about Venice and Carthage and especially Rome, none of which had elections we'd consider real.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (s0JqF)

Venice, Carthage, and Rome were perfect examples of debauched Republics that abandoned the idea of being a Public Thing for being Monarchs by another name. Rome still paid lip service to being a republic even after Caesar became a job title and not a family name. Carthage was run by mercenaries. The Doges of Venice were basically a succession of fat rich kids playing a real life game of CK3.

Regardless of how other states in history may have sucked at it, "Republican form of government" to the Founders meant, as it more or less does now, Rule of Law and not rule by the random edicts of Men, along with accountability to the People by some form of electoral feedback.

In other words, not a Monarchy, not an Empire, and not whatever goofball Calvinball nonsense the German states were getting up to in those days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (06Hmj)

114 I vouch for the human race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (pkeXY)

115 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.
Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

If the vehicle in the side street is facing a stop sign, its driver is not supposed to proceed in any direction until it is safe to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (8zz6B)

116 100 Minnesota sure is one fucked up place. They need to be un-Stated.
Posted by: The Penis at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)


Two words: Governor Jesse Ventura
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Some of the dumbest people I've ever met were from Minnesota. It must be a gene thing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (abIsI)

117 Road rule is right is right of way.
At a 4 way stop the person on the
right has the right of way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (hVbrz)

118 The left: No one would ever, ever lie about being a citizen just to get to vote.

Also the left: We need absolute proof of the identity of every ICE agent, their faces, and where their kids go to school...because you know people lie about everything all the time

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (sKqQm)

119 114 I vouch for the human race.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM

___

A gift has been given in your name to The Human Fund.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (2Ez/1)

120 The current Minnesota fraud story is an elaborate pay for votes scam funded by looting and funneling public money to Democratic approved identity groups. I strongly suspect this same scam happens in every Democrat controlled state. This is partially how Joe Biden got 81 million votes in 2020.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (wAogl)

121 Another point to consider - control of the government gives you access to SO MUCH MONEY
----

This explains why people raise and spend tens of millions of dollars to land a job that pays $174K/yr
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (ZxPkt)

What those people know, which ordinary Americans can't quite grasp, is that money isn't real.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (TvPmY)

122 Every Somalian living in Minnesota driving new cars?
Posted by: Skip
.....

For some reason they keep buying dune buggies.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (UjdFS)

123 >>Saw an example where one staff member vouched for 8,000 persons.

If all of this corruption doesn't start to wake people up and piss them off nothing will.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (viF8m)

124 "Vouching" for others in Minnesota is due to the influence of tribalism and the importance of tribal identity to Muslim cultures.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (y171U)

125 The judiciary has had just about enough of this damn Trump!

President Donald Trump has suffered a legal setback in attempts to cancel over $4 billion in federal grants for California’s high-speed rail. The California High-Speed Rail Authority called the cuts arbitrary and economically damaging. Judge Dale Drozd denied the Department of Justice (DOJ)’s request to dismiss the case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (L/fGl)

126 No one wants convictions more than we do, but first we have to stop with all these RICO investigations and start arresting the small-time criminals we already know about!

Posted by: GOPe at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (rq3mQ)

127 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

You have the right-of-way in two ways:

1. I'm assuming from your language, that you're on a main street/highway and they have a stop sign. Therefore, you have right-of-way.

2. You are to the other car's right, which means you have right-of-way.

Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (Wt5PA)

128 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.
Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)
====
Sometimes here the side street is too thin to accommodate two cars passing, in which case you must pull out first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (RIvkX)

129 Sadly, that woman is wearing a Star of David...so, her otherwise incisive comments will merely be labeled as a Mossad Op

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (grNgC)

130 So you think this is an Op done by Trump's folks?


Nick just dropped in from the ceiling tiles. How did he suddenly hook up with the PI who has been investigating this for years?

How did X amplify the hell out of his video? Remember Nick claimed he wasn't going to accept being monetized for the video and BAM 100M+ views.

Honestly I don't care how this came about. I'm enjoying the show - don't analyze the story plot, just eat the popcorn.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (a4flb)

131 Government has NO money. Every dollar they spend comes from taxpayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (sDNVV)

132 126 No one wants convictions more than we do, but first we have to stop with all these RICO investigations and start arresting the small-time criminals we already know about!
Posted by: GOPe a


*fist bump*

Posted by: Pam Bondi at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (abIsI)

133 Yup, stop sign for side street. I'm on the main highway. Slowing down to turn left. I need a YouTube channel. It would be constant profanity and near misses.

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (uQzkA)

134 Explains why she was willing to spend so much money and time to get the Rep job doesn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (sKqQm)

What I wonder is, if you are sitting in your hovel, shitting on the ground, copulating with your brother and anyone else who comes along, do you dream of one day being a bazillionaire elected official in the United States of American?

Or do you just yearn to get out of the hellhole you're in, and once you find yourself in America, do you then discover that they will give you money, hand over fist, for nothing?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (TvPmY)

135 114 I vouch for the human race.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM

Gotta admit... I'm becoming more and more Racist... because I'm now prejudging the Human Race...

Now ya gotz to prove you are worth something, I don't give the benefit of the doubt anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)

136 What those people know, which ordinary Americans can't quite grasp, is that money isn't real.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (TvPmY)

Screw Gold. Forget MMT. Fraud Backed Currency is the New Hotness.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:07 PM (06Hmj)

137 Some of the dumbest people I've ever met were from Minnesota. It must be a gene thing.

The 80IQ Somalian went to MN because they can blend in.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (a4flb)

138 Please bro, it's not true, bro. C'mon bro. Look at Trump, bro. He's the real fraudster, bro. Seriously, bro. Trust me, bro.

Posted by: Tearful Bro McBroster's Torrential Tears of Torment at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (7Q0e+)

139 94
'And a couple other Judges followed her lead, and dismissed some other cases...'

Dare I hope some judges will find themselves on the business end of court proceedings?
(When I dream, I dream big).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (fd80v)

140 One of my local pet peeves is someone turning right on a major artery with good visibility for the turn...who still come to just about a complete stop on the artery first.

Oh, and people that stop or drive really slow on a highway onramp

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (sKqQm)

141 Road rule is: - right is right of way.
At a 4 way stop the person on the
right has the right of way.

In a world where people know how to drive.
Following the above dictum would allow two
opposing cars to travel at the same time.

Not dissimilar maturity from first to flash headlights when approaching a one lane bridge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (hVbrz)

142 Get a cow catcher on the front of your car.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (UjdFS)

143 Now we know why there's a huge national debt. There's no way they could steal this much through actual taxes cause they have to do government things with the money or people would see it. Government created money, then took it for themselves fraudulently. Inflation by creating money? Sure, but if you just stole 500 million do you really care if it is only worth what 250 million was 10 years ago? People go into politics to get rich, the vast majority. Can the few that already had enough money and went into politics to fix things actually defeat the majority that absolutely don't want their scam changed? This is the story of the Trump era.

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (3/XaG)

144 131 Government has NO money. Every dollar they spend comes from taxpayers.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (sDNVV)

Well... uh... not really...

That's where we get OUR money... the stuff we lend the Government.

Hell, it's even printed on every Dollar... Fed Reserve Note.

Posted by: Fed Reserve Bank at December 31, 2025 07:10 PM (mP0Kj)

145 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.
Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)


The GOP is not completely corrupt: it’s only 99 and 44/100% corrupt.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 07:10 PM (tDhJ5)

146 Another MN wrinkle:

If you are an employee of say, a retirement home, the number of people you can vouch for is *unlimited*.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (gUs21)

147 Omg getting on the outer belt here with speed limit of 70 but people doing well over that and I'm behind a car on the ramp doing 35, 45, etc. We're all gonna die!

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (uQzkA)

148 >>> The judiciary has had just about enough of this damn Trump!

President Donald Trump has suffered a legal setback in attempts to cancel over $4 billion in federal grants for California’s high-speed rail. The California High-Speed Rail Authority called the cuts arbitrary and economically damaging. Judge Dale Drozd denied the Department of Justice (DOJ)’s request to dismiss the case.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (L/fGl)


Reuters:
California drops lawsuit over Trump decision to pull $4 billion in high-speed rail funds
By David Shepardson
December 29, 2025


So a judge brought back a case that was dropped?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (3uBP9)

149 >>No one wants convictions more than we do, but first we have to stop with all these RICO investigations and start arresting the small-time criminals we already know about!

Nearly 100 people have already been charged. How many little people do we need to charge before we can admit there are people being charged?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

150 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

The way it works is that you're a homophobe because you're secretly gay.

Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

151 139 94
'And a couple other Judges followed her lead, and dismissed some other cases...'

Dare I hope some judges will find themselves on the business end of court proceedings?
(When I dream, I dream big).
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (fd80v)

Boasberg is still on the Bench, after signing warrants to spy on Congressmen... and going after the President of the US...

These Judges have NOTHING to worry about.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)

152 Look... the GOP is in on this shit.

Deal with it. They aren't here to help you. The entirety of government has been stealing your wealth for decades.

This will not get fixed with Trump, or Vance. It WILL get worse with a Democrat in the White House.

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (NwnyJ)

153 Omg getting on the outer belt here with speed limit of 70 but people doing well over that and I'm behind a car on the ramp doing 35, 45, etc. We're all gonna die!

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (uQzkA)

Texting and merging should be discouraged.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (dK+Kv)

154 a Tic Toker in Kenya shows all the building being built in Kenya by Somali's and the US goverment is looking into it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (FCrpy)

155 150 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

The way it works is that you're a homophobe because you're secretly gay.

Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

Shit!!!! I'm a gay Muslim?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)

156 >> Under the bill, which passed in the House but has stalled in the Senate, voters would be required to provide proof of citizenship to cast their ballots in federal elections.

Because Republicans in the senate are a bunch of illegal alien simps, just like Walz. They don’t care about vote integrity or anything that might get illegals out of the country.

Posted by: That Guy at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (e408a)

157 Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

My shitter faces Mecca. Does that count?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (06Hmj)

158 Get a cow catcher on the front of your car.

I always wanted to get some beater like a '69 Dodge Dart and drop a hemi and a 4speed with a granny gear in it. Then weld channel iron bumpers fore and aft with heavy bolts welded on like ripping spikes.

Then I could go drive in some areas like I mean it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (a4flb)

159 Ok the stupid judge was three weeks ago, California saying "never mind we didn't want your stinkin money anyway" was 3 days ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (3uBP9)

160 Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (gUs21)

Hey! Geez I feel like I haven't seen you around in forever (but it might just be me). Hope you are well, don't be a stranger, and Happy New Year.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (E0p3T)

161 These Judges have NOTHING to worry about.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)

Until lynch law begins to look attractive to enough people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:14 PM (8zz6B)

162 Sed ic Canada wants to buy Minnesota, or trade it for Alberta

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)

163 Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

My shitter faces Mecca. Does that count?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


The world is my shitter.

Posted by: Somali Bro at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (UjdFS)

164 I heard this today. 45 is 47 in forty five squared, as in 2025. Cool!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (YlWIZ)

165 if you work for a Nursing home you can vouch for UNLIMITED number VIA Scott Presler

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (FCrpy)

166 Wouldn't it be funny if Clinton was on the tarmac with Loretta Lynch to talk about this Somali shit?

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:16 PM (E0p3T)

167 INSANE. MN IS INSANE.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 31, 2025 07:16 PM (WONhk)

168 Limited time span to vote. Adopt the 3rd world purple ink on the finger when voting so the D's at least cant vote as several different people.

And then laugh and point at the bigoted FNM and D pols who claim that requiring real ID is too hard for black people to do.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 31, 2025 07:17 PM (hhkIi)

169 Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (E0p3T)

I lurk mostly, because usually someone else already said what I was going to say better and it's often hard to get a word in edgewise anyway.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (gUs21)

170 I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

171 Under the bill, which passed in the House but has stalled in the Senate, voters would be required to provide proof of citizenship to cast their ballots in federal elections.

Because Republicans in the senate are a bunch of illegal alien simps, just like Walz. They don’t care about vote integrity or anything that might get illegals out of the country.

Posted by: That Guy at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM


None of our politicians want us plebes to know how many illegals are voting in our elections.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 07:20 PM (0N4FZ)

172 Limited time span to vote. Adopt the 3rd world purple ink on the finger when voting so the D's at least cant vote as several different people.

Or better yet, don't tell anyone that the dye is fluorescent under black light and catch the scammers who think they washed off the ink between multiple votes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:20 PM (a4flb)

173 Trump, Johnson, and the reat of the GOP should announce a priority bill for the new year consisting solely of tighter restrictions for handing out Federal money for medical, childcare, nutrition, and every other scam-ridden program going on right now.

Follow that up with a national voting bill setting standards on use of voter IDs and voter registration, mail-in voting, and every other Dem scheme to GOTV via payoffs and cheating.

Make it the next big fight and drag it out until the election.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (6ydKt)

174 I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

You'd need at least a quarter million bikinis, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (8zz6B)

175 84 ASS's point seems to follow the infamous "we're only seeing it's one apartment building involved" justification for criminal activities.
Posted by: Lady in Black
=======
Anything that creature spews online are lies. Sad and pathetic to be a basement Gollum thinking they are a secret king of the world via their lies.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (WDjG6)

176 INSANE. MN IS INSANE.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 31, 2025 07:16 PM (WONhk)
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Insane in the brain!

Posted by: Cypress Hill at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (ESVrU)

177 170 I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

Would be easier to just do an even swap with Ottawa for Alberta.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (06Hmj)

178 Get a cow catcher on the front of your car.
Posted by: wth
------
[recollects scene from 'Death Race 2000']
44 sec.clip:
https://rb.gy/d1itz8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

179 Drozd decision was from early December. Cali dropped the on th 29th

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 07:22 PM (zNwXb)

180 >>I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.


Swap out the Somalis for South African farmers?
If our globalist betters think moving/dumping populations is cool, why can't we, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 07:22 PM (NuV6c)

181 You'd need at least a quarter million bikinis, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
......

What if we only gave them the bottoms? We could save money.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (UjdFS)

182 Lock them all up! WTF is going on here?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (nljXp)

183 INSANE. MN IS INSANE.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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Brain washed. And there's probably no way back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

184 We had better election security in Iraq. Let that sink in.

Posted by: That Guy at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (e408a)

185 161
'Until lynch law begins to look attractive to enough people.'

Yes. When it does go wrong for these tyrant judges, it's going to go really wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:24 PM (fd80v)

186 ...and when the Dems complain 24/7 about the racist Trump and GOP don't argue, don't explain, just repeat over and over: "The Democrat Party is against fair and free elections and for wide-open, systemic fraud against American taxpayers."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

187 Trump, Johnson, and the reat of the GOP should announce a priority bill for the new year consisting solely of tighter restrictions for handing out Federal money for medical, childcare, nutrition, and every other scam-ridden program going on right now.

Do what every single business on planet earth does when an employee submits an expense report.

PAY IN ARREARS

OCR the receipts, pay only those line items that can be audited and fall under the company guidelines for reimbursement.

Spending three trillion on AI, and OCRs can even read cursive so there is zero excuse not to do this in light of the rampant fraud and shoddy entries.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (a4flb)

188 The Department of Homeland Security is pouring over $100 million into recruiting new Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers and is specifically targeting gun rights advocates and military enthusiasts, Washington Post reported
_via NewsNation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (hVbrz)

189 113 ...
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (s0JqF)
...
Regardless of how other states in history may have sucked at it, "Republican form of government" to the Founders meant, as it more or less does now, Rule of Law and not rule by the random edicts of Men, along with accountability to the People by some form of electoral feedback.
...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (06Hmj)
_______
No. You're conflating different ideas. If you look at what the actual founders said, you'll see this. E.g., they DID NOT say that monarchy was per se a bad form of government - as you seem to believe. And Rule of Law was not an essential per se character of any form; rather it characterized good versions of every form. This came from the Greeks.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (s0JqF)

190 When it does go wrong for these tyrant judges, it's going to go really wrong.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

191 Why aren't we flooding Somalia with expats? Like another Costa Rica but with uglier chicks and gross food.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (06Hmj)

192 Anything that creature spews online are lies. Sad and pathetic to be a basement Gollum thinking they are a secret king of the world via their lies.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (WDjG6)

Oh he knows he's a piece of shit, that's clear. You only hang around a place unwanted like a dingleberry for this long when you have your own problem that won't disappear via other attempts.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (E0p3T)

193 Only eight? Try eighty - or more.

Posted by: Mhandisi at December 31, 2025 07:27 PM (MRDOa)

194 Nood

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:28 PM (uQzkA)

195 Why aren't we flooding Somalia with expats? Like another Costa Rica but with uglier chicks and gross food.

That land is cursed by God. Making it radioactive would be an improvement.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:29 PM (a4flb)

196 I'm still thinking Walz is going to snap. Even with the propaganda ministries protecting him , the constant drip drip is turning into a flood he ain't bright enough to deal with

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 07:29 PM (zNwXb)

197 Why aren't we flooding Somalia with expats? Like another Costa Rica but with uglier chicks and gross food.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (06Hmj)

Or maybe a filibuster. Group of privateers invade the country, and subjugate the locals. But they would have to be real hard-asses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:30 PM (8zz6B)

198 >>> Do what every single business on planet earth does when an employee submits an expense report.

PAY IN ARREARS

OCR the receipts, pay only those line items that can be audited and fall under the company guidelines for reimbursement.

Spending three trillion on AI, and OCRs can even read cursive so there is zero excuse not to do this in light of the rampant fraud and shoddy entries.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (a4flb)


They should have to fill out Concur, file an expense report, take hours to have everything checked, double checked, and triple checked before sending it back for you to itemize everything. Then sending it back because a candy bar needed a receipt.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:31 PM (3uBP9)

199 186 ...and when the Dems complain 24/7 about the racist Trump and GOP don't argue, don't explain, just repeat over and over: "The Democrat Party is against fair and free elections and for wide-open, systemic fraud against American taxpayers."
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Exactly. And a catchy phrase on no licence, not citizen is fraud, your money.
Image - Flock of Benjamins flying away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:33 PM (hVbrz)

200 We are all bad people for noticing the fraud. I denounce us

Posted by: 496 at December 31, 2025 07:33 PM (z/ZBD)

201
There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)
________
That's not what "republic" meant; certainly not in the Founders' day. They knew about Venice and Carthage and especially Rome, none of which had elections we'd consider real.
Posted by: Eeyore
++++++
There is no right to vote.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 07:35 PM (/lPRQ)

202 Ace of Spades Style Guide Update:

Somali Colonizers

Posted by: Fritzy at December 31, 2025 07:56 PM (2GIh1)

203 Oh he knows he's a piece of shit, that's clear. You only hang around a place unwanted like a dingleberry for this long when you have your own problem that won't disappear via other attempts.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM




*shifty eyes*

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 08:29 PM (gqxJ9)

204 I see y'all are casting shade on my Most Serene Republic. Having lived here in the US my whole life, and seen how much it's slid down in that time, well, it took a thousand years for Venice to get conquered that bad, and it took Napoleon rather than a bunch of fraudulent Somali day care "workers."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 31, 2025 09:23 PM (JBRtd)

Wall Street Journal: Yes, Trump Kicked Epstein Out of Mar-a-Lago in 2003 After Being Informed Epstein Pressured an 18-Year-Old Spa Worker for Sex

But-- but-- But Muh Trump.

Via Ed Morrissey:

Jeffrey Epstein wasn't just a frequent visitor to Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago club in the late 1990s and early 2000s. The club was also sending spa employees--usually young women--to Epstein's nearby mansion for massages, manicures and other spa services, according to former Mar-a-Lago and Epstein employees. ...

The spa occasionally provided house calls for members. Epstein wasn't a dues-paying member of the club, but Trump told staff to treat him like one, the employees said. Epstein had an account at the spa where his companion, Ghislaine Maxwell, booked appointments on his behalf.

They came to a halt in 2003, after an 18-year-old beautician returned to the club from a house call to Epstein and reported to managers that he had pressured her for sex, former employees said.

A manager sent Trump a fax relaying the employee's allegations and urged him to ban Epstein, some of the former employees said. Trump told the manager it was a good letter and said to kick him out.


Morrissey adds:

The WSJ notes that Mar-a-Lago aestheticians and spa workers had begun warning each other about Epstein previous to this incident. However, all of these employees were "typically licensed," which means they were adults. The young woman in this incident was 18 years old at the time it occurred. Furthermore, this appears to be the first time that the employees raised this concern all the way to Trump himself. As soon as Trump heard about it, he acted to cut off Epstein's access to Mar-a-Lago and stopped socializing with him at the same time.

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1
This does not align with the media and dem narrative.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (IifOV)

2 "And stay out!"

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)

3 So you're saying that Trump knew Epstein.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (ExV1e)

4 Epstein yesterday, today, and tomorrow. He will never die.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (ehY6c)

5 3 So you're saying that Trump knew Epstein.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (ExV1e)


Guilty!!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 05:24 PM (h7ZuX)

6 "A manager sent Trump a fax relaying the employee's allegations and urged him to ban Epstein"

When was the last time a sexual harrasement allegation got sent by fax?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (IifOV)

7 Why are they rehashing decades old news as relevant now?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0N4FZ)

8 Are the hiding something?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (UgvXX)

9 Free Stuff after the New Year...............

President Donald Trump said Wednesday his administration was removing the National Guard from Chicago, ‍Los Angeles and Portland

Posted by: Gangbangers United Theif Union at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (J9q9v)

10 7 Why are they rehashing decades old news as relevant now?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0N4FZ)

As a diversion.. Of course it's not going as they planned...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (VE6XX)

11 And didn't Trump afterwards help get Epstein convicted?

Posted by: pookysgirl, still playing Christmas music at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (Wt5PA)

12 We're not Mar-a-lago level here, but at our house it's always New Year's Eve!

*HIC*

Posted by: Foster Brooks and Cooter' at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (oftw2)

13 For those of you planning to attend Mamdani's inauguration, be advised that the following item are prohibited:

Large bags and backpacks, weapons, fireworks or explosives, drones or other remote-controlled aerial devices, strollers, coolers, chairs, blankets, umbrellas, bicycles or scooters, alcoholic beverages, illegal substances, pets other than service animals, large items that could obstruct spectators' views, laser pens, bats or penguins or batons, and Flipper Zero devices and Raspberry Pi computers.

Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

14 'Cause, see, Trump used to be named Drump, and E is next to D. CASE CLOSED, YOU THUGLIKKANS~!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:27 PM (mlg/3)

15 Leftist narrative-"Trump should have told her to press charges. Since he didn't, he's guilty!!!! Ululululu!!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 05:27 PM (3630A)

16 Just the fax, ma'am.

Posted by: Sgt. Joe Friday at December 31, 2025 05:27 PM (0sNs1)

17

Massage me with yo mouth! I won't do that thing, I'm dead!

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein at December 31, 2025 05:27 PM (gC2i2)

18 They are washing Leftists who did go to Epstein Island

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (Ia/+0)

19
They want people to stop talking about the daycare fraud.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (3ek7K)

20 bats or penguins or batons, and Flipper Zero devices and Raspberry Pi computers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

You have to making that up!

Posted by: pookysgirl, still playing Christmas music at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (Wt5PA)

21 As a diversion.. Of course it's not going as they planned...

I wonder what other diversions they have in mind, say, around midnight EST.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (a4flb)

22 And didn't Trump afterwards help get Epstein convicted?
Posted by: pookysgirl


IRRC, He was contacted by the prosecuting attys to set up a deposition, and Trump said he'd just volunteer all information he had without counsel present.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (mlg/3)

23 When was the last time a sexual harrasement allegation got sent by fax?

Posted by: Frank Barone

Last week for me.

Posted by: Elderly Uncle Pervy at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (oftw2)

24 Whoopi has had to downgrade Trump from guilty-guilty to guilty.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (rq3mQ)

25 I heard about this years ago, but the media and democrats (BIRM) told me it could not possibly have been true. Lying fuckers.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 05:29 PM (98kQX)

26 Maryland Man celebrates freedom and New Years by killing eight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 05:29 PM (3630A)

27 Pressure cookers full of ball bearings are in.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:29 PM (UgvXX)

28 "And stay out of the Woolworth's"

Posted by: Oh Trump Where Art Thou? at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (47/pr)

29 He also offered his help to the victims' lawyers when Epstein was prosecuted in 2010 (?).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (NuV6c)

30
Unknown Drip,

I'm afraid something bad will happen tonight.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (3ek7K)

31 bats or penguins or batons, and Flipper Zero devices and Raspberry Pi computers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

You have to making that up!
Posted by: pookysgirl, still playing Christmas music at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM


* side eye *

Well, I might have added one thing to the entire list.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (0sNs1)

32 Anyone else find this wording a bit confusing?

So Trump's spa was doing house calls to Epstein's mansion, and the women were being harassed when off site.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 05:31 PM (fltLA)

33 The left is using Epstein as a 'shiny object " to distract their sheep from their corruption. It's too juicy to let go and our celebrity obsessed culture can't get enough. Most of the men involved with Epstein are dead or older than dirt( sorry Mr President)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 05:31 PM (zNwXb)

34 x For those of you planning to attend Mamdani's inauguration, be advised that the following item are prohibited:

unless you need them for daycare.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 05:31 PM (rq3mQ)

35 Well, I might have added one thing to the entire list.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (0sNs1)

Pookette's 3-foot penguin, Bruthy, would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still playing Christmas music at December 31, 2025 05:32 PM (Wt5PA)

36 bats or penguins or batons, and Flipper Zero devices and Raspberry Pi computers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

You have to making that up!
Posted by: pookysgirl, still playing Christmas music at December 31, 2025 05:28 PM (Wt5PA)
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Who carries around Raspberry Pi computers just because?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 05:32 PM (ESVrU)

37 I have never gotten a massage (or manicure, ....) but I can't think of anything creepier than a dirty old man asking for a happy ending.

How degrading for both of them.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 05:34 PM (fltLA)

38 Epstein's not working as they hoped so I see the "media" is dragging out stories about Jack Smiths testimony before Congress where he says Trump was to blame for the Jan6 riots trying to overturn the election

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 05:34 PM (VE6XX)

39 Who carries around Raspberry Pi computers just because?

Racists. They even start with the same letters.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 05:35 PM (EXyHK)

40 I wonder how many people outside of hardcore right wing knowledgeable types... such as the Morons here .... actually know about this?

I mean, I knew about this from years ago, back when Trump and Hillary were tangling and Epstein was being used to tar Hillary. Funny how all the left were a-ok with Bill and Hillary inviting Epstein over then!

Posted by: SimoHaya at December 31, 2025 05:35 PM (/ZkOF)

41 Isn't it a recurring plot point of basically every comic book out there, back before comics went Full Retard, that the superhero always eventually has to go through the city hating them because their name keeps popping up in connection to every city-wide catastrophe that keeps happening?

"Man, every time there's a giant warehouse full of cash on fire, or a fifty foot robot on a rampage, there's Batman, running around in the thick of it.

We really ought to kick that troublemaker out of our town, huh?"

If the so-called "Epstein Files" said that Trump once gave Epstein a wedgie on the floor of the NYSE and made him say "I'm a pdf file" on national TV, the headlines would still say "Trump personally connected to confirmed child predator".

But who cares about silly stories like that. I'm more concerned for those poor poor People of Community who just had their precious daycare center burgled by racists who really, really seem to want to destroy any evidence that they were up to the geometric centroid of their wedge shaped faces in fraud and theft.

You really can't hate Journalisming enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 05:35 PM (06Hmj)

42 And didn't Trump afterwards help get Epstein convicted?
Posted by: pookysgirl, still playing Christmas music at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (Wt5PA)


I believe that he did. In fact, I believe it's been reported that Trump was, literally, the only big name person who acted against Epstein's interests.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:36 PM (ExV1e)

43 > When was the last time a sexual harrasement allegation got sent by fax?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (IifOV)

As hard as it may be to believe now, faxes were still in fairly wide use in 2003, especially among non-tech-savvy legal and corporate types.

Posted by: Henry and Richard Bloch at December 31, 2025 05:36 PM (IG3/x)

44 Who carries around Raspberry Pi computers just because?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 05:32 PM (ESVrU)

Because it matches a Raspberry Beret?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:36 PM (mP0Kj)

45 >>drones or other remote-controlled aerial devices,

Zeppelins are right out.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 05:36 PM (fltLA)

46 For those attending Mamdani's swearing-in, he will be sworn in to office at midnight on New Year's Eve using a Quran inside an abandoned subway station beneath City Hall that once served as a turnaround for the No. 5 train.

He said the unconventional setting was chosen for its symbolism, framing the ceremony as the start of what he called “inauguration of a new era.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:37 PM (0sNs1)

47 That's the exact story we've known for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 05:37 PM (viF8m)

48 but Trump said "pussy"!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 05:37 PM (/lPRQ)

49 "Man, every time there's a giant warehouse full of cash on fire, or a fifty foot robot on a rampage, there's Batman, running around in the thick of it.

We really ought to kick that troublemaker out of our town, huh?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 05:35 PM (06Hmj)
---
Wasn't that J. Jonah Jameson's whole schtick with respect to Spider-Man?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 05:37 PM (ESVrU)

50

An aesthetician, sometimes spelled "esthetician," is a skincare professional who focuses on bringing out the beauty of your skin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 05:38 PM (pkeXY)

51 18??
Ewwww. That’s so old.
Come on man.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at December 31, 2025 05:38 PM (tNkpt)

52 > "Man, every time there's a giant warehouse full of cash on fire, or a fifty foot robot on a rampage, there's Batman, running around in the thick of it.

Like the way that Karl Malden mook was always around any time someone got their traveler's checks stolen.

Speaking of obsolete technology...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 05:39 PM (IG3/x)

53 the start of what he called “inauguration of a new era"

Why does this make me think of the ratburger scene from Demolition Man?

Posted by: barbarausa at December 31, 2025 05:40 PM (enw9G)

54 The Flipper Zero is a portable multi-functional Security device developed for interaction with access control systems. The device is able to read, copy, and emulate RFID and NFC tags, radio remotes, iButtons, and digital access keys. It also has a GPIO interface.

They don’t want Raspberry Pi there either because you can set one up to basically do the same things as a Flipper Zero,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

55 One of the attorneys for Epstein's victims said Trump gave him anything he asked for.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 05:40 PM (zNwXb)

56 I guess most of the Epstein story is out. Feel really sorry for those girls and not getting justice, but Epstein is dead so that's something I guess.

And this fraud thing is getting huge. A ton of amateur journos are finding stories everywhere. I saw about 6 others that Ace didn't even mention. It's everywhere and I feel like the sucker that lady was talking about in that previous vid.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 05:40 PM (n5tGW)

57
For those attending Mamdani's swearing-in, he will be sworn in to office at midnight on New Year's Eve using a Quran inside an abandoned subway station beneath City Hall that once served as a turnaround for the No. 5 train.

He said the unconventional setting was chosen for its symbolism, framing the ceremony as the start of what he called “inauguration of a new era.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax


A "new era" begins in an old abandoned subway station.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 05:41 PM (pkeXY)

58 I mean I don't want to be "that guy", but swearing an oath of office on a book that forbids oaths of fealty to anything but your local rugfuckery, and actively encourages breaking any oaths you make to infidels just to fuck them over so much so that it gives the practice its own name...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 05:41 PM (06Hmj)

59 Trump has got to be the cleanest man in politics today.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 05:41 PM (RIvkX)

60 Someone just broke into my Allah Akbar Little Darlings Daycare and stole all the paperwork and the naptime mats.

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at December 31, 2025 05:41 PM (oftw2)

61 Who carries around Raspberry Pi computers just because?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 05:32 PM


It (and the Flipper Zero) feature programmable input-output pins that could, in theory, be connected to external components and misused to interfere with equipment or cause harm.

It's true that explicitly banning these niche devices is unusual, especially given that laptops, which are far more powerful and versatile, are not restricted.

Also, Letitia James will be swearing him in.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

62 That's the exact story we've known for years.

That and the fact that Prince Andrew was his only client and he had no connection to American or Israeli intelligence.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 05:41 PM (TDLyG)

63 A "new era" begins in an old abandoned subway station.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 05:41 PM (pkeXY)
=====

Homage to Planet of the Apes

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 05:42 PM (RIvkX)

64 As hard as it may be to believe now, faxes were still in fairly wide use in 2003, especially among non-tech-savvy legal and corporate types.

Posted by: Henry and Richard Bloch at December 31, 2025 05:36 PM (IG3/x)

I got my first mortgage in 2003.

I had to fax about a trillion pages of documentation to the mortgage company. I did it at work since where else was I going to have a fax available?

Posted by: Really?? at December 31, 2025 05:42 PM (tNkpt)

65 And this fraud thing is getting huge. A ton of amateur journos are finding stories everywhere. I saw about 6 others that Ace didn't even mention. It's everywhere and I feel like the sucker that lady was talking about in that previous vid.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 05:40 PM (n5tGW)

There's a bit of a "witch hunt" vibe shaping up. And to be honest, i'm kind of here for it. To hell with them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 05:42 PM (06Hmj)

66 They're out early this year. I went through two sobriety checkpoints tonight. Asked the cop at the second one how many they grabbed so far. He told me seven.

IOW....staying off the roads tonight.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 05:43 PM (dIske)

67 > Speaking of obsolete technology...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 05:39 PM (IG3/x)

I had to go check.

Apparently all of the major issuers have discontinued them, and very few merchants will accept them.

However, existing ones are still valid and you can likely redeem them through the original issuer (AmEx, Visa, etc.).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 05:43 PM (IG3/x)

68 >>One of the attorneys for Epstein's victims said Trump gave him anything he asked for.

On tape. It's been available for years. That's how corrupt our media has become. None of this is secret information, it's all been available for years and the media pretends like it doesn't exist.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 05:43 PM (viF8m)

69 PSA, re Somali daycare disaster

Thieves stole the children and sold our babies into sex slavery they did.
Help us get our children back.

Please send money to:

Save Our Children,
PO Box, 123 Give Memo Rd,
Somalia, MN

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:43 PM (hVbrz)

70 Wasn't that J. Jonah Jameson's whole schtick with respect to Spider-Man?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 05:37 PM (ESVrU)

Definitely in the last few movies where they had him set up like a Bill O’Reilly character blaming Spidey for every crime he stopped.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

71 Willowed:

So whose bright idea was it to ever bring Somalians to the USA? I expect it was the usual suspects: Clinton and Obama, and perhaps Bush II. How stupid to you have to be to allow that?

-

It isn't just somalis. Also Afghans, Syrians, and plenty of others. It is happening in every western country. They are all trying to emasculate western men at the same time as importing as many military age men from the third world as they possibly can. The goal is pretty obvious - all over history one can see that male lines are completely wiped out by invaders, while the womens' lines stay intact, because they are the spoils.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:44 PM (0U5gm)

72 Import Somalians and they build Somalia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:45 PM (UgvXX)

73
Didn't speaker Johnson infer that Trump was an FBI informant against Epstein?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 05:45 PM (IifOV)

74
The "Our totally legit and valued daycare center was just burgled by Ray Cyst" fabrication is just the level of a story one would expect from former denizens of a country with sub-70 IQ on average.

Retarded raised to the retarded power, in other words.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 31, 2025 05:45 PM (BZmws)

75 I was rightfully informed on some pages with grey boxes that Epstein and his people didn't "pressure" any girls for sex, all the women, including "underage" ones (har har), weren't even victims they were just dirty whores who wanted money and an easy life and ended up neck deep in everything they deserved. I'm sure I read that.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 05:45 PM (E0p3T)

76 > I did it at work since where else was I going to have a fax available?
Posted by: Really?? at December 31, 2025 05:42 PM (tNkpt)

I bought a multifunction printer with fax capability around then, thinking that I'd use it all the time.

Nah. Used it maybe five or six times, then the technology was obsolete.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 05:45 PM (IG3/x)

77 I wonder if the Somalias will secure the state's border?

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 05:46 PM (EyfuW)

78 "A manager sent Trump a fax relaying the employee's allegations and urged him to ban Epstein,"

Why didn't they page Trump on his beeper?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 05:46 PM (IifOV)

79 So whose bright idea was it to ever bring Somalians to the USA? I expect it was the usual suspects: Clinton and Obama, and perhaps Bush II. How stupid to you have to be to allow that?


We had to bring them in because we were over f*cking around in their country.

Same way we got Afghans, Cubans Vietnamese, Iraqis and most other foreign invasive species.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 05:47 PM (TDLyG)

80 As of July 2025 we still had to fax claims to my mother's long term care insurance company.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 31, 2025 05:47 PM (IONGM)

81 Retarded raised to the retarded power, in other words.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 31, 2025 05:45 PM


** STOP THAT!!! **

Posted by: One of the shoots off of Tim Walz's stump at December 31, 2025 05:47 PM (0sNs1)

82 LOL they have nothing.

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 05:47 PM (YwEeS)

83 The daycare kids will show up when they need human shields. There's historical evidence to that fact.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 05:47 PM (dIske)

84 >>>As soon as Trump heard about it, he acted to cut off Epstein's access to Mar-a-Lago and stopped socializing with him at the same time.

It's funny. This has been known, almost to the finest detail for nearly 10 years. Thanks for the late-breaking news, WSJ.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (dK+Kv)

85 A "new era" begins in an old abandoned subway station.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
======
Should have originated in a Times Square bathroom with glory holes.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (WDjG6)

86 Oh, I seriously doubt that Somalis are the only ones pulling these scams.

My theory is that they're just too stupid to effectively cover up the crime.

For example, the "hired truck program" that gentlemen of the Sicilian persuasion used to bilk Chicago out of millions over the course of decades.

Yes, they'd generally have the same truck leased on multiple jobs at the same time, but there was, in fact, a real truck with a real VIN.

The scam only became untenable when computers made it fast and easy to cross-reference things like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (IG3/x)

87 >>A ton of amateur journos are finding stories everywhere. I saw about 6 others that Ace didn't even mention.


Former DOGE consultant @DataRepublican has been working on a db using phone numbers to connect the various centers. Others are scraping state websites to create dbs of all the funded daycare and healthcare centers.

Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (NuV6c)

88 A fax was a recorded document.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (sDNVV)

89 This is but one of the many contours of Epstein's journey from being hired by Bill Barr to being murdered in a prison run by Bill Barr.

The Epstein Saga would surely make for a compelling and rich mini-series.

Listen, the dude worked for
Adnan Khashoggi during Iran Contra, if that's not worthy of film in and of itself, I don't know what is.

I mean, you could easily tell it in a surreal, absurdist GoodFellas kind of way.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (XV/Pl)

90 I bought a multifunction printer with fax capability around then, thinking that I'd use it all the time.

For quite a while, when computers had telephone ports built in, they also had fax capability built in. So the document never even had to be paper. You’d basically just print it right to fax.

I think I may have used this feature once, or twice at most. Once a computer could emulate a fax machine, there wasn’t much point to faxing things.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (EXyHK)

91 Wall Street Journal: Yes, Trump Kicked Epstein Out of Mar-a-Lago in 2003 After Being Informed Epstein Pressured an 18-Year-Old Spa Worker for Sex
But-- but-- But Muh Trump.


Remember one of the complaints the left has with the biographical movie Sound of Freedom is that the movie did not explain that some of the underage "sex workers" that Tim Ballard saved were there "voluntarily"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 05:49 PM (sKqQm)

92 I was rightfully informed on some pages with grey boxes that Epstein and his people didn't "pressure" any girls for sex, all the women, including "underage" ones (har har), weren't even victims they were just dirty whores who wanted money and an easy life and ended up neck deep in everything they deserved. I'm sure I read that.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 05:45 PM (E0p3T)

Yeah, that was way off-base.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 05:49 PM (dK+Kv)

93 But you can't just follow the letter of the law. He was guilty of moral Trumptude, and that's enough. Clinton, OTOH, had only the purest motives. (Obama, of course, wasn't interested in such things as nubile females. Ick.)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 05:50 PM (s0JqF)

94 A racist stole a check and wrote it for $142,311 to buy a luxury automobile that then he ran out of gas and left it in my driveway. What are the odds?

- Some Ali, manger - Somali Daychair Learing Centroid

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 05:50 PM (n5tGW)

95 Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (NuV6c)

All of these numbers redirect to a call center in the basement of Tim Walz's offices like it's some kind of Chomo HQ.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 05:50 PM (06Hmj)

96 The president of Somaliland is going to meet Trump at the White House and sign the Abraham Accords. Good , Somalis you want to FA in our country now you will FO in yours. Also it's a good way to screw with other Islamic countries. It appears Trump is now leaning towards recognition of Somaliland

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 05:51 PM (zNwXb)

97 The only 142k automobile I would buy would be a G-Wagon other than that, there's nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)

98 1
This does not align with the media and dem narrative.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (IifOV)

The truth rarely does.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 05:51 PM (4p5Zb)

99 It's funny. This has been known, almost to the finest detail for nearly 10 years. Thanks for the late-breaking news, WSJ.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
====
WSJ was the one pushing the fake Trump boobie girl picture for Epstein's birthday book.

And the Murdoch, We did it!, family still owns it until it augurs into the ground.

Stay away from any Murdoch owned media as the old man loathes Christians (dumped a fiancee for it), loves globo homo (using one of Mick Jagger's old squeezes as an example), and probably thinks, along with another ex wife, that Chinese authoritarianism is the way to go for the US.

Loathsome family that deserves rotten tomatoes and other rubbish thrown at them in a carny stall.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:51 PM (WDjG6)

100 You know what other famous people had a problem with Epstein years before it was cool and even testified against him?

That's right - no one.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 05:51 PM (E0p3T)

101 2003 was right in the middle of the analog to digital revolution.

People had cell phones but also traditional land lines. We used emails and faxes. We had phone text and beepers. Daily printed newspapers were still widely read but so was online news. CDs were still huge and so were MP3s.

Posted by: Really?? at December 31, 2025 05:52 PM (tNkpt)

102 57
For those attending Mamdani's swearing-in, he will be sworn in to office at midnight on New Year's Eve using a Quran inside an abandoned subway station beneath City Hall that once served as a turnaround for the No. 5 train.
...

Remember what the high kicking girls in white pleated mini skirts said.

Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go
Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:52 PM (hVbrz)

103 The scam only became untenable when computers made it fast and easy to cross-reference things like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (IG3/x)

Why do you defraud the government?

Well, that's where the moneys at...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)

104 Connecting all those numbers to the civil employees that processed and approved those licenses and funds should be the focus.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 05:52 PM (sDNVV)

105 There will be drunks peeing in every doorway and subway platform near Times Square tonight. Couldn't pay me enough to go there.

Posted by: Homebody at December 31, 2025 05:53 PM (oftw2)

106 Why do you defraud the government?

Well, that's where the moneys at...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)
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It's also a lot easier and more profitable than robbing banks.

And if you are well-connected, then you don't have to worry about being sent to jail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 05:53 PM (ESVrU)

107 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:52 PM (hVbrz)

So, he's gonna get sworn in at what is essentially a very big bomb shelter... at a specific time...

Uh... Bob? NSA? Yah listening?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)

108 I'm going to take Mayor Mamdamni for the entertainment value. This is gonna be great!

*stocks up on popcorn*

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

109 Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

If they had any respect for fellow New Yorkers (not to mention self-respect,) they would not have voted for Mamdami

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (4p5Zb)

110 108 I'm going to take Mayor Mamdamni for the entertainment value. This is gonna be great!

*stocks up on popcorn*
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

They're looting the Piggly Wiggly!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj)

111 104 Connecting all those numbers to the civil employees that processed and approved those licenses and funds should be the focus.
--

Better Call Elon

Oh, hell no, he cuts to the chase and gets pissed when you don't do your job.
Keep him out of this.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (hVbrz)

112 It’s actually a G-Wagen. Not Wagon.

Posted by: Pedant at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (tNkpt)

113 I hope they let Mamdani hang himself with his Muslim Marxism

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (Ia/+0)

114 The WSJ editorial page is somewhat conservative , but the "reporters " are as left as any other propaganda ministry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (zNwXb)

115 109 Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

If they had any respect for fellow New Yorkers (not to mention self-respect,) they would not have voted for Mamdami
Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (4p5Zb)

24 years after 9/11, New York elects an Islamist as Mayor.

Sure did not have THAT on my bingo card.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)

116 For those attending Mamdani's swearing-in, he will be sworn in to office at midnight on New Year's Eve using a Quran
---------------------

Remember "We Will Never Forget"? Bullshit all along - just like "We're All in this Together".

They forgot. I'm not even sure they ever even knew. Dummies.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 05:56 PM (E0p3T)

117 24 years after 9/11, New York elects an Islamist as Mayor.

Sure did not have THAT on my bingo card.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)

Once they lopsidedly voted Hussein in 2008 it was well beyond inevitable.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 05:57 PM (E0p3T)

118 Trump raped me on my massage table while I visited him at The Zayres Department Store in the women's big and tall section dressing rooms in 2003. I remember it like it was yesterday. I had a screaming orgasm and yelled "Yeah! Oh Yeah" over and over. Donald was dressed as Santa and had a black midget for a valet.

Call me Don! Call me!

Posted by: E.Jean Carroll, The Villages Sex Pest at December 31, 2025 05:57 PM (R/m4+)

119 The president of Somaliland is going to meet Trump at the White House and sign the Abraham Accords. Good , Somalis you want to FA in our country now you will FO in yours. Also it's a good way to screw with other Islamic countries. It appears Trump is now leaning towards recognition of Somaliland

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 05:51 PM (zNwXb)


Of course.

We only bust up fraud rackets if it benefits Israel.

I wish rounding up feral negroes and corrupt liberal judges somehow benefitted Israel. It would've been done last week.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 05:57 PM (TDLyG)

120 Remember "We Will Never Forget"? Bullshit all along - just like "We're All in this Together".

They forgot. I'm not even sure they ever even knew. Dummies.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 05:56 PM (E0p3T)

Normally on major anniversaries of events... you have some type of ceremony about it...

Going to be interesting to see what New York does for the 25th Anniversary of 9/11

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)

121 Again, when the data and touch points for a fella are Doanld Barr, Bill Barr, Adnan Kyshoggi, Presidents, heads of states, Princes, Captains of Industry, that dudes a special kind of guy, and when that guy gets whacked in prison, well, that guys story is worthy of examination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (XV/Pl)

122 First, recognize Somaliland. Next, Peruvia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (RIvkX)

123 I have leveraged the great force of cheese. That's right. Two baked brie. One brown sugar, the other jam, fruit and nuts. Also crackers. No one can stop the cheese.

Posted by: banana Dream - Power Overwelming at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (3uBP9)

124 >>The WSJ editorial page is somewhat conservative , but the "reporters " are as left as any other propaganda ministry


Not really, not anymore. It's a rare editorial that isn't typical MSM logic. They've started publishing Rahm Emmanuel op-eds every few weeks. The only real bit of brilliance has been when Peggy Noonan took a break and David Mamet filled in. She returned early, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (NuV6c)

125

24 years after 9/11, New York elects an Islamist as Mayor.

Sure did not have THAT on my bingo card.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:56 PM (mP0Kj

Had you visited New York in the past 10 years you might have. It’s bewildering how fast the change was. NYC was always “diverse”. But in 10ish years it went from diverse to practically no Americans left and Muslims a sizable percentage of the population.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 05:59 PM (tNkpt)

126 > Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1)

So they're saying it's okay to bring piss jugs to throw at MummyDummy?

Just checkin'.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 05:59 PM (IG3/x)

127 Facts do NOT matter to democrats and goypers with stage 4 TDS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 06:00 PM (xvV+O)

128 I have leveraged the great force of cheese. That's right. Two baked brie. One brown sugar, the other jam, fruit and nuts. Also crackers. No one can stop the cheese.
Posted by: banana Dream - Power Overwelming at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (3uBP9)
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You baked a brie and did not drizzle?

One must drizzle on the baked brie. This is known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

129 I just wonder when we get the Rotherham scandals here in America, because you KNOW there is at least one leftist/Muslim city where the underaged girls are just sex slaves.

Posted by: SimoHaya at December 31, 2025 06:02 PM (/ZkOF)

130 >>>24 years after 9/11, New York elects an Islamist as Mayor.

Sure did not have THAT on my bingo card.
Posted by: Romeo13
-----

Looks like they are winning the war.
They physically attacked the territory.
Territory boss proclaimed them Peace and said, "go shop".
Now, they not only occupy the territory they control it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:03 PM (hVbrz)

131 Going to be interesting to see what New York does for the 25th Anniversary of 9/11
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)
=====
They'll do some things for some people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

132
Going back to the fake daycares.

I wonder how many will be mysteriously bombed or burnt up tonight.

New Years Eve fireworks would be a good cover.

The thieves are exposed so if they're being shutdown, they can collect insurance money.

I don't like being cynical, but I can see that happening.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 06:04 PM (3ek7K)

133

This week, Eric Swalwell pledged that, if elected California governor, he will arrest ICE officers and take away their driver’s licences.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 06:04 PM (pkeXY)

134 130 >>>24 years after 9/11, New York elects an Islamist as Mayor.

Sure did not have THAT on my bingo card.
Posted by: Romeo13
-----

Looks like they are winning the war.
They physically attacked the territory.
Territory boss proclaimed them Peace and said, "go shop".
Now, they not only occupy the territory they control it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:03 PM
Right out of the koran. old mo would be proud.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2025 06:05 PM (Slgjz)

135 previous reporting has said Epstein was banned toward the end of 2007, but this incident occurred in 2003? They could be fixing the timeline to make Trump seem like the good guy here. Prior reporting from PBS:

>A Mar-a-Lago member told the journalists that Trump had "kicked Epstein out after Epstein harassed the daughter of a member," Sarah Blaskey of the Miami Herald reported. "The way this person described it, such an act could irreparably harm the Trump brand, leaving Donald no choice but to remove Epstein."

**The incident happened around October 2007**, when Mar-a-Lago's registry listed Epstein's account as "closed," the Miami Herald reported.

this does read as timeline fixing to me. Trump put his own staff at risk by loaning them to Epstein for free, and when he finally listened to the people who were urging him to stop, he failed to do anything to protect anyone outside of his employ.

from the birthday card, to Trumps creepy comments, to this, it seems everyone from Trump on down knew Trump and his friends were creepy pedos. But this behavior continued until “someone complained”.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 06:05 PM (8nvxW)

136 That was 2 years AFTER his conviction of child sex trafficking
Prior to Epstein being kicked out he was a non dues paying membership waived guest. Trump's spa repeatedly sent its underaged dpa workers to Epstein's home for outcall service.

This shows how tight Trump and Epstein were for years!

That is the man that Ace follows

All the girls were goyim Torrah has different rules governing the sexual use of non Jews including extremely "liberal" age regulation. They were copied by Mohammad.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 06:05 PM (C4wQ6)

137 Eric Swalwell is a testimony to what retarded people in this country can accomplish.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:06 PM (RIvkX)

138 Mamdani is having a big block party after the swearing in. The shootings which will occur will lead to super duper calls for gun control

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:07 PM (zNwXb)

139
"Your Epidermis is Showing!"
-Wall Street Journal headline

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

140 127 Facts do NOT matter to democrats and goypers with stage 4 TDS.
Posted by: Jukin

Example 136. Outed itself as an anti Semite so likely a Democrat or foreign rat.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 06:08 PM (WDjG6)

141 CBD assures me the troll is dialing in from America and not Shenzen like I suspected

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:09 PM (RIvkX)

142 The sharia patrol isn't going to let anything happen tonight

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 06:10 PM (sDNVV)

143 NYC is likely to get a full understanding of "good and hard" in the next couple months.

The horseshit surrounding the "COPA Act” and will force sales of certain personal properties to the government and NGOs.

Imagine being a real estate investor in Florida, never having lived in NYC, facing this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 06:10 PM (NwnyJ)

144 140 127 Facts do NOT matter to democrats and goypers with stage 4 TDS.
Posted by: Jukin

Example 136. Outed itself as an anti Semite so likely a Democrat or foreign rat.
Posted by: whig

Yeah...I look at this nonsense daily and try to pick the best to either point and laugh at, or help understand the Left's nonsensical arguments, but 136 is just embarrassing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 06:11 PM (8nvxW)

145 Normally on major anniversaries of events... you have some type of ceremony about it...

Going to be interesting to see what New York does for the 25th Anniversary of 9/11

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)

Holy crap yeah

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:11 PM (E0p3T)

146 ASS shows his true ass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:11 PM (zNwXb)

147 140:Example 136. Outed itself as an anti Semite so likely a Democrat or foreign rat.

Posted by: whig



A Learing Center Graduate! Have some respect!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 06:11 PM (sAmhv)

148 He still said p**sy.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at December 31, 2025 06:11 PM (2Ez/1)

149 COPA act means property may not be sold without city permission.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:12 PM (RIvkX)

150 I like it better when he talks about the yummy shit pebbles in his mouth

Posted by: barbarausa at December 31, 2025 06:12 PM (enw9G)

151 123 I have leveraged the great force of cheese. That's right. Two baked brie. One brown sugar, the other jam, fruit and nuts. Also crackers. No one can stop the cheese.
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CHEESE!!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2025 06:12 PM (XjTSo)

152 But this behavior continued until “someone complained”.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 06:05 PM (8nvxW)

Everybody knows pedos always stop after the first complaint.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:12 PM (E0p3T)

153
No one can stop the cheese.
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CHEESE!!


But cheese can stop YOU!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 06:14 PM (pkeXY)

154 Remember "We Will Never Forget"? Bullshit all along - just like "We're All in this Together".

They forgot. I'm not even sure they ever even knew. Dummies.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 05:56 PM (E0p3T)


"Boston Strong"
(But only thanks to our founders, the Somalis)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:14 PM (6ydKt)

155 147 140:Example 136. Outed itself as an anti Semite so likely a Democrat or foreign rat.

Posted by: whig


A Learing Center Graduate! Have some respect!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 06:11 PM (sAmhv)

A paid Learing Center grad...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 06:14 PM (tOcjL)

156 4 Epstein yesterday, today, and tomorrow. He will never die.
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We should never let it die. Epstein's sordid life & non-suicide were a warning that the global homo elitists running our Republic into the ground had gotten cocky & sure of themselves while in their positions of empowerment.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2025 06:14 PM (XjTSo)

157 149 COPA act means property may not be sold without city permission.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:12 PM (RIvkX)

Sounds like a great opportunity for some malicious compliance....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:15 PM (06Hmj)

158 >>No one can stop the cheese.

Sounds muensterous!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:15 PM (NuV6c)

159 Going back to the fake daycares.

I wonder how many will be mysteriously bombed or burnt up tonight.

New Years Eve fireworks would be a good cover.

The thieves are exposed so if they're being shutdown, they can collect insurance money.

I don't like being cynical, but I can see that happening.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 06:04 PM (3ek7K)

A childhood acquaintance's garage burned last year (they were fortunate that the rest of the house didn't burn and they weren't home at the time). When they looked at their Ring camera, they saw fireworks from a neighbor's yard hitting their garage and whoosh! The date? July 2.

Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 06:15 PM (Wt5PA)

160 I have leveraged the great force of cheese.
Posted by: banana Dream


How much Febreeze do you have on hand?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (mlg/3)

161 Sounds muensterous!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:15 PM (NuV6

When they made you Lizzy, they broke the mold.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (E0p3T)

162 150 I like it better when he talks about the yummy shit pebbles in his mouth
Posted by: barbarausa at December 31, 2025 06:12 PM (enw9G)

That's the post he uses when he's typing on his phone and just lets autofill work to show he's here and active to his paymasters...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (tOcjL)

163 >>When they made you Lizzy, they broke the mold.


It was a feta-compli!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (NuV6c)

164 114 The WSJ editorial page is somewhat conservative , but the "reporters " are as left as any other propaganda ministry
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Robert Bartley was responsible for the editorial page being unapologetically conservative. He died in 2003. Bancroft family sold the WSJ to the Murdochs in 2007. And then it descended into typical globo homo copy of Bloomberg publications and for the same reason.

They saw billions to be made in shitty authoritarian countries like China and from supporting outsourcing American wealth to the world.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (WDjG6)

165
Anyone going out tonight, head on a swivel for drunk drivers and crazy people shooting off guns.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (3ek7K)

166 152 But this behavior continued until “someone complained”.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 06:05 PM (8nvxW)

Everybody knows pedos always stop after the first complaint.
Posted by: ...

I found this line most interesting: he failed to do anything to protect anyone outside of his employ.

I remember Lefty girls high fiving each other over Carrie Fisher girl-bossing against Harvey Weinstein, because she sent him a cow tongue in a box and warned him to leave a young girl actor she knew alone. My TDS wife mentioned it to me, and I asked "why didn't Carrie threaten him publicly to protect all the other girls?" Yeah....she didn't like that...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 06:17 PM (8nvxW)

167 Had you visited New York in the past 10 years you might have. It’s bewildering how fast the change was. NYC was always “diverse”. But in 10ish years it went from diverse to practically no Americans left and Muslims a sizable percentage of the population.
Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 05:59 PM (tNkpt)

How many of those low IQ savages are getting a hand out from the Local, State and Federal governments?

Posted by: 100 Percent at December 31, 2025 06:17 PM (R/m4+)

168 The Learning Center. We help every student live up to their PUtential.

(Make up your own slogans!)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 06:17 PM (2sfNr)

169 It was a feta-compli!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (NuV6c)

You're always goating me into more puns, but talk is sheep.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:18 PM (E0p3T)

170 150 I like it better when he talks about the yummy shit pebbles in his mouth
Posted by: barbarausa

Cocoa Pebbles > shit pebbles > Kaboom pebbles

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 06:18 PM (8nvxW)

171 Facts don’t matter to the Left, but they do matter to us, so it seems worthwhile just to point out, for the record, that Epstein was first indicted for sex trafficking in 2006, and Trump booted him out of Mar a Lago in 2003.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:18 PM (m7iZ5)

172 A Learing Center Graduate! Have some respect!
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I think part of the curriculum is painting with one's own excrement. Expressing themselves indeed.

Culinary skills are also taught how to hunt American housepets for food.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 06:18 PM (WDjG6)

173 Does this aliassmith guy have a head shaped like a candy corn?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2025 06:18 PM (8CIFn)

174 Nova Local, I thought it was some kind of blog wizardry by hamster-power that allowed Ace or the COBs to flip a switch and create comments for him, when they got tired of his regular crap.

Posted by: barbarausa at December 31, 2025 06:19 PM (enw9G)

175 171 Facts don’t matter to the Left, but they do matter to us, so it seems worthwhile just to point out, for the record, that Epstein was first indicted for sex trafficking in 2006, and Trump booted him out of Mar a Lago in 2003.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The left and a few posters around here don't really want any facts, they want Jews to be blamed for Epstein by any means possible.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 06:19 PM (WDjG6)

176 >>You're always goating me into more puns, but talk is sheep.



It's all gouda!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:20 PM (NuV6c)

177 Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 06:16 PM (3ek7K)

Thanks. Im not going out. We're going to watch an old movie favorite , "The Trouble With Angels" with Hayley Mills and Rosalind Russell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 06:20 PM (2sfNr)

178 Facts don’t matter to the Left, but they do matter to us, so it seems worthwhile just to point out, for the record, that Epstein was first indicted for sex trafficking in 2006, and Trump booted him out of Mar a Lago in 2003.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:18 PM (m7iZ5)

Next the Left will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no such thing as a "Trump", or a "Mar-a-Lago".

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:20 PM (E0p3T)

179 I'll bet there will be a lot of parties in Minneappolis-St. Paul tonight whwere the main question going around is:

"Do you know a good Swiss bank with an online signup portal? How about Panama?"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:21 PM (6ydKt)

180 I'll bet there will be a lot of parties in Minneappolis-St. Paul tonight whwere the main question going around is:

"Do you know a good Swiss bank with an online signup portal? How about Panama?"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:21 PM (6ydKt)

Hopefully the Nigerian Princes will be out and about.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

181 Nova Local, I thought it was some kind of blog wizardry by hamster-power that allowed Ace or the COBs to flip a switch and create comments for him, when they got tired of his regular crap.

Posted by: barbarausa at December 31, 2025 06:19 PM (enw9G)

Hamster wizards? oh, that is the last thing we need!

Posted by: pookysgirl, picturing a Harry Potter-Redwall crossover at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (Wt5PA)

182
"Do you know a good Swiss bank with an online signup portal? How about Panama?"
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Wrong. Swiss banks bent the knee to the Globohomo bank mafia after 2008. Hawala is where it be.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (mlg/3)

183 131 Going to be interesting to see what New York does for the 25th Anniversary of 9/11
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)
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They'll do some things for some people.
========
I'm waiting for Mamdani to speak on 7/04/26, where he will extoll the contributions of Muslims to the American Revolution, and claim the Jews burned down NYC after the British captured it in order to drive up rental rates for the Redcoats.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (XjTSo)

184 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:23 PM (dK+Kv)

185
pookysgirl,

We live in a desert like area. No rain or snow for a very long time.

Everything is dry and one firework could be dangerous.

I love fireworks. I hope people will use their brains tonight.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 06:23 PM (3ek7K)

186 >>"Do you know a good Swiss bank with an online signup portal? How about Panama?"


Too complex. Probably more like gypsies, will simply change their names and disappear into another state's Somali community.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:23 PM (NuV6c)

187 Wrong. Swiss banks bent the knee to the Globohomo bank mafia after 2008. Hawala is where it be.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (mlg/3)

There's always BitCoin.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:24 PM (6ydKt)

188 When was the last time a sexual harrasement allegation got sent by fax?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (IifOV)

It was quite frequent back in the day. Trump owns a bunch of properties and was probably getting a daily report from each one. I know the guy I worked for back in the late 80's and 90's had a fax machine at his house to get a daily report from the companies that he owned.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 31, 2025 06:24 PM (k1E2D)

189 142 The sharia patrol isn't going to let anything happen tonight
Posted by: Ben Had
--------

Good bouncers can control a room without the patrons ever being aware.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (hVbrz)

190 MN vouches for a NOOD.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (tDhJ5)

191 30 -- I am very surprised nothing happened Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Maybe the Islamofascists have been saving it for tonight as a foretaste of what to expect in 2026.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (DK5Sh)

192 171 Facts don’t matter to the Left, but they do matter to us, so it seems worthwhile just to point out, for the record, that Epstein was first indicted for sex trafficking in 2006, and Trump booted him out of Mar a Lago in 2003.
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This is true, and should be repeated. However, we should also anticipate that the Leftards will quickly & fiercely take the opposite stance in anything related to Trump, because TDS is a terrible disease. I don't even know why the midterms should be considered close, due to the Left's craziness. Oh wait, the GOP is the Stupid Party.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (XjTSo)

193 We are about to see if 10% of the government can arrest 90% of the government

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (3/XaG)

194
"And stay out of the Woolworth's!"

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:29 PM (ZxPkt)

195 >>> (3uBP9)
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You baked a brie and did not drizzle?

One must drizzle on the baked brie. This is known.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:02 PM (RIvkX)


Oh I drizzled baby. You can count on that.

Posted by: banana Dream - The Drizzler at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (3uBP9)

196 24 years after 9/11, New York elects an Islamist as Mayor.

Sure did not have THAT on my bingo card.
Posted by: Romeo13


It's a new generation.
9/11 was, like, a lifetime ago ...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 06:34 PM (/lPRQ)

197 The problem with getting your dog hopped up on cbds before NY night fireworks is it definitely gives them the munchies. I should have picked up a gnaw stick.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 06:36 PM (3uBP9)

198 25th anniversary?
Open the 9/11 Mosque

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 06:36 PM (Ia/+0)

199 Hello, just wanted to mention, I liked this article.
It was funny. Keep on posting!

Posted by: homepage at December 31, 2025 11:12 PM (TMXRc)

Somali Pirate: Racist Thieves Broke Into Our Very Legitimate Day Care and Stole All the Enrollment and Employee Records That Would Prove This Is a Legitimate Business and Not a Pirate Plundering Operation

Drat -- the racist thieves stole the very documents that would allow the pirates to clear their good piratical names!

Oh, and he slips it in that they tore off checks from the "day care's" checkbook, too. Not the whole checkbook, for some reason, but just certain checks.

So if you find any checks from the company going to pay for obviously-personal luxuries -- well, that must have been the racist thieves.

So convenient of the thieves.

He also -- get this -- claims to be a victim of racism, you Racists.

A Somali-run day care in Minneapolis is claiming somebody broke in and stole "important documents" as the national spotlight shines on the unfolding multibillion-dollar fraud scandal involving Minnesota human services.

Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, told reporters that a suspect entered through the kitchen at the rear of the facility, damaging a wall and breaking into the building's office, sometime on Tuesday.

He said the alleged prowler stole "important documentation" including children's enrollment information, employee documentation and checkbooks.


racismhasnoplacekaren.jpg


Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, at a press conference with other individuals, one of whom holds a sign that reads "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".
]

Absolute LOL.

Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Mohamed blamed last week's viral video by YouTuber Nick Shirley, in which he visited nearly a dozen day care facilities looking for evidence of fraud, for the incident.

"This is devastating news, and we don't know why this is targeting our Somali community as one video made by a specific individual made this all happen," he said, claiming they've received "hateful" and "threatening" messages over the last several days.

"This is frightening and exhausting," he said, calling Shirley's reporting "false."

Nakomis Day Care Center was not one of the facilities featured in Shirley's video, which has been viewed over 110 million times.


At least $1 billion in fraud has been uncovered by authorities in Minneapolis so far, including fraudulent food, housing and child care payments, with warnings from the US Attorney's Office that the true figure could be as high as $9 billion.

Ninety-two people have been arrested in connection with the scheme, 80 of whom are Somali immigrants.

On Tuesday night, the US Department of Health and Human Services announced it was freezing all child care payments to Minnesota -- which totaled $185 million in 2025 alone -- unless proof is provided that the payments are legitimate.


This was widely predicted by people who also don't have access to my time machine:


Tucker Carlson has nothing to say about this -- I guess it's more anti-Muslim "hate" stirred up by the Jews -- but Trump has commented:

somalibreakinstoletheevidence.jpg

The media is investigating.

I mean, they're investigating Nick Shirley and relying on claims by Tim Walz's corrupt government that everything's kosher.

Whoops, shouldn't have said kosher. That will just encourage Tucker Carlson and his Nazi family of scumbags.


Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM




Comments

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1 Foist!

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 04:12 PM (vFG9F)

2 Somebody broke in and stole all my cocaine!

Posted by: Hunter at December 31, 2025 04:13 PM (vFG9F)

3 I'm very tired and the top headline made me laugh. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (Yl2Ob)

4 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (0N4FZ)

5 When I was five, I took a $20 from Mom's purse, walked to the corner and hid it.

Then I turned around and 'found' it. It was mine. Legally mine.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (dtajH)

6 Anybody heard from Jon Thune? Anybody?

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (ehY6c)

7 Why would thieves want records? No poop swastikas?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (UgvXX)

8 Now we see if the black card can overcome defrauding the government!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (URXDc)

9 Folks, we've got to pace ourselves. If we go all in on the mockery right away we'll burn out, and then they'll sneak away when we aren't looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (Riz8t)

10 LMAO...it keeps getting better. If you are going to defraud the Federal Govt....use checks. They don't keep records of those things.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (dIske)

11 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Stockholm Syndrome

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (a4flb)

12 I am waiting for a Somalian to claim his Daycare was lost in a tragic boating accident.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (grNgC)

13 Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, told reporters that a suspect entered through the kitchen at the rear of the facility, damaging a wall and breaking into the building's office, sometime on Tuesday.

"And to make matters even worse, then he left a Cadillac in my driveway!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (guGkK)

14 Drat -- the racist thieves stole the very documents that would allow the pirates to clear their good piratical names!

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"Oh, well, I guess all is fine. Go on and continue."

I mean...nah. I suspect the scale within each daycare is massive. Like, they're essentially just homes for the second to fifth wives of individual men, getting paid to take care of their own kids while they say that each has 40 enrollees.

A concentrated investigation of like three at once will show all three unable to fill their rosters ever.

The Somali population in Minnesota and across America is about to decline rapidly.

And suddenly Minnesota Democrats will be all, "Why do you act like I spoke Somali and dressed up in a hijab? I never did that."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

15 Oh and the thieves also stole my kid's homework. Ate it, in fact.

Posted by: Mohammad M. Mohammad at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (qUkBO)

16 4 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.

Not quite. This is the "the dog broke into my locker, ate my homework, gave a Nazi salute, and then pooped in the cafeteria" excuse.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

17 The only thing missing here is "This is MAGA country!" left spray painted on the wall.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (CNl8/)

18 They're just racists doing the racist jobs the racist FBI guys don't want to do. It's a labor of racist love, really. Racist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (dK+Kv)

19 including children's enrollment information, employee documentation
________
Both of which bring top dollar on the street, right?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (s0JqF)

20 >>Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".


Except, this isn't really "childcare."
That is kind of the point, isn't it?

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (fltLA)

21 Just wait till they start parading the Somali mothers who just happened to put their kids in the daycares in question.

This will get interesting very fast.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (URXDc)

22 Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (CNl8/)

You forget the noose and "I hate Somalis."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (Yl2Ob)

23 And as he spirited away the business's entire collection of exonerating records, he was heard to mutter the phrase, "this is MAGA Country!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (guGkK)

24 Racism has no place in looting the taxpayer

Posted by: Halfhand at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (edbiH)

25 Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

Bravo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (Yl2Ob)

26 https://youtu.be/lR-bhPzQYUE

The House GOP just released Jack Smith's deposition. This doesn't look good. A quiet New Year's Eve release means they want to bury it and that means they did no damage to Smith.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (CNl8/)

27 We will not restore the West until EVERY Somalian (and Haitian, ...) self deport out of fear over what they have done to good and decent americans with guns.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (fltLA)

28 And suddenly Minnesota Democrats will be all, "Why do you act like I spoke Somali and dressed up in a hijab? I never did that."

Their lawyer will be Nathan Thurm.
https://youtu.be/Jv2-8BCPMGE

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

29 The Blew Wall?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (UgvXX)

30 You gotta love the media.

There is no bucket of water they won't carry for the cause.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (URXDc)

31 Someone needs to tell that Somali in the still-frame on that video to tuck in his lip, Forrest Gump-style.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (TDLyG)

32 Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center ...

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If Obama and Spike Lee had a love-child son ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (rEr2I)

33 No, No, NO! You wait until the relevant government body schedules the audit, THEN, the night before the audit, a mysterious fire destroys the records!

Leave NO evidence or possibility of evidence behind. And you can score a nice payment from the insurance company on the way to your next scam, sorry, enterprise.

Trust me, somehow I know, do this twice and the government gives up trying.

Posted by: "Rev" Al Sharpton at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (/gRa9)

34 Let's face it. Somalis are a disgusting people. Everybody knows it, hell even other Somalis think other Somalis are disgusting people. They bring nothing but hate, violence, crime, incest and low IQs.

The democrat Soros and Obongo people are laughing their asses off having brought these disgusting people here to live. Jokes On America.

Posted by: The Truth at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (R/m4+)

35 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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"I don't recall"

Hillary Clinton, 39 times in Congressional hearing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (XeU6L)

36 The media playing cover is just trying to capture the narrative, but that's not going to affect the investigations already started by the Trump DOJ.

Remember, this whole news cycle started because of a news conference by the MN USA detailing some indictments while saying it was the tip of the iceberg.

Now you have midwit, unimpressive, spineless GOP congressmen in leadership calling for denaturalization.

CBS will convince its loyal viewers, but that's all they'll do. The Trump DOJ, DHS, and ICE will be deeply unconvinced.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

37 23 And as he spirited away the business's entire collection of exonerating records, he was heard to mutter the phrase, "this is MAGA Country!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (guGkK


So it was the same people that bleached Jussie Smollet!!

Ye gads!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (URXDc)

38 Looks guilty to me.

Posted by: Jurors 1 thru 12 at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (UjdFS)

39 Off business hours... Sure.. Because all daycares open at 2pm and close at 10pm right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (VE6XX)

40 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.


Repeal the 19th!


With due respects to the 'ettes here and the many smart women in my life. Sadly, they're outnumbered by the brain-dead (men included) and the Republic is in grave danger because of them. The survival of the country is

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (y0ylk)

41 Somali Lightning

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

42


Shiver me Clit-Clippers!



Long Dong Somali . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (x0n13)

43 That little blonde ditz holding the "racism" sign is the poster child for every lefty white churchgoing nut who thru sheer naivety is hell-bent on destroying this nation.

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (TN0g+)

44 more important than sexual politics.


Sorry, my finger hit the tab and sent before I was done.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (y0ylk)

45 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.


Our only crime was in trying to help disadvantaged Somali children to lear.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (guGkK)

46 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

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Looks like she's missing some chromosomes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (rEr2I)

47 40 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.



Looks like a hostage video

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (VE6XX)

48 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.

She's been getting that Somali pipe laid to her.

No self-respecting, god-fearing white man would touch her.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (TDLyG)

49 If ever there was an incident where "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining" applies, this is it.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (tfChy)

50 Where all the white women at?!?!!!??

Posted by: Somali Daycare Magnate at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (YrUlT)

51 "Children? Children??!!"

-Witch Hazel

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (DgMqy)

52 Behind blondie is the union muscle.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (ehY6c)

53 It’s 2025 and you have no digital records or only hard copies?

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (tNkpt)

54 Not quite. This is the "the dog broke into my locker, ate my homework, gave a Nazi salute, and then pooped in the cafeteria" excuse.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 31,

"....so we must censor hate speech on internet.."

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (fltLA)

55 Lay off Karen and her wonderful sign. Can't you see how much effort she put into that. I count at least three different colors for emphasis. AND, it's nearly legible. And, look at the effort she is putting into that expression on her face (concern, sadness, righteous indignation). That's not easy.

Of course the dude standing behind her is pissed he had to put off his yoga class to, literally, stand behind her for support.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (dIske)

56 Their lawyer will be Nathan Thurm.

Posted by: Archimedes
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I know that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (XeU6L)

57 Bet there will be copycat burglars all over the country

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

58 Does Tim Walz survive this?

Not like it matters though. He's done politically on the national stage and even if he resigns to obscurity, another retard will take his place in the Land of a Billion mosquitoes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (URXDc)

59 How much you want to bet the Democrats are advising them what to do?

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (YwEeS)

60 This, the Somali fraud, is just the low hanging fruit of the entire corruption complex that empowers the Democrat left and likely not just a few in the RINO camp too. By breaking this open we will see where the next level is by who screams the most defending the indefensible.

Posted by: geoffb at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (r//c2)

61 didn't a warehouse containing documents related to the clinton pals the mcdougalls mysteriously burn down at an inopportune moment years ago? funny how that happens

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (CWTWj)

62 Mr. Mohamed looks like he's barely old enough to be out of daycare himself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

63 Record keeping must be pure hell for illiterates.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (UgvXX)

64 58 Does Tim Walz survive this?

Not like it matters though. He's done politically on the national stage and even if he resigns to obscurity, another retard will take his place in the Land of a Billion mosquitoes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (URXDc)

======

I heard you just got engaged.

Did you happen to travel to Florida to get engaged?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

65 They also punched a big hole in a wall for no explained reason. Speculation on X is 'that's where they hid the cash and they wanted to get it out of there before the Feds showed up', which is exactly what you'd expect a room temperature IQ scammer to have done.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (wa3mR)

66 He said the alleged prowler stole "important documentation" including children's enrollment information, employee documentation and checkbooks.



Outside of checkbooks this stuff is worthless to thieves and even the checkbooks are only worth anything if the victim doesn't know they've been stolen - breaking into the person's wall kind of gives it away.

Also...who stores enrollment documentation in their wall?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

67 govt money --> nonprofits --> dems

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (CWTWj)

68 Not like it matters though. He's done politically on the national stage and even if he resigns to obscurity, another retard will take his place in the Land of a Billion mosquitoes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (URXDc)
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Ultimately, we'll find out that the mosquitos are the masterminds behind all this fraud. Literal parasites.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (ESVrU)

69 You cannot make this up.

------------

Never underestimate the power of Somali AR (Artificial Retardation) ChatBots.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (rEr2I)

70 This is the "the dog broke into my locker, ate my homework, gave a Nazi salute, and then pooped in the cafeteria"

Yours too?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Kt19C)

71 This is worse than the dog ate my homework

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (VE6XX)

72 There's one positive about that lying sack of shit is that he isn't wearing a Mariner's hat.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (HTCU3)

73 48 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.

She's been getting that Somali pipe laid to her.

No self-respecting, god-fearing white man would touch her.
Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (TDLyG)



Debbie Wasserman Schultz spit-roasted by the Awan wogs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (x0n13)

74 Did you happen to travel to Florida to get engaged?

Wouldn't that be crossing state lines? I remember when liberals said that was the worst crime on the books.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (wa3mR)

75 62 Mr. Mohamed looks like he's barely old enough to be out of daycare himself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

-----

Internet says he's 20 years old.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Vh9CX)

76 Lay off Karen and her wonderful sign. Can't you see how much effort she put into that. I count at least three different colors for emphasis. AND, it's nearly legible.

She's like a gifted six year-old. I'm surprised that she hasn't festooned her sign with a bunch of hearts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (guGkK)

77 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.
__________

Bring Back Our Money

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (XvL8K)

78 If ever there was an incident where "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining" applies, this is it.
Posted by: PabloD
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The whole thing does have an SNL air about it. Too outrageous to believe, and yet...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (XeU6L)

79
So are the Somalis or their enablers going to fill out the missing checks to try and frame local rednecks?

(Whoever heard of a burglar pulling some checks out of a checkbook and leaving it instead of grabbing the whole thing and running?)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (azNOR)

80 53 It’s 2025 and you have no digital records or only hard copies?

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (tNkpt)



Retarded negroes.

They think the FBI and DHS won't be able to just contact their bank and find out who they've been writing checks to.

This is the problem with involving 68 IQ fresh off the boat blue-gums and their droopy Bubba lips in your fraud scheme.

Can we not at least fall victim to criminal masterminds instead of mental midgets?

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (TDLyG)

81 I'd really like to see some of these fuckers dragged behind cars and trucks tonight while the public throws rocks and pisses on them.

Let them know it's something of a tradition now.

Happy New Year. Now, hold this rope.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (NwnyJ)

82
Story making me think of this picture:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6k7mz9

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (E0p3T)

83 What's there to say other than fuck these people.

Posted by: Eloquence and reason are wasted effort at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (TbWk/)

84 i hear the secondary market pays good money for documentation stolen from daycare centers.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (CWTWj)

85 I heard you just got engaged.

Did you happen to travel to Florida to get engaged?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

I did.

I did not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (URXDc)

86 Can the feds just take over a state? Declare it non-compos-mentis on a state level, invalidate all it's courts and officials and just take over.

That is the only way anyone will be prosecuted (and even that is a forlorn hope) The bureaucrats will cover for the criminals, the judges will do what they always do, the lawyers will get rich, and the taxpayers will get fucked in the ass.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (fltLA)

87 Actually, to that smarmy white AWFL holding the Racism...sign, Fucking Somali pirates have no place in Childcare!


You fucking C*nt! You need to be denaturalized and deported to Somalia.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (y0ylk)

88 Internet says he's 20 years old.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Vh9CX)
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Fall guy.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (rj6Yv)

89 Their lawyer will be Nathan Thurm.

Posted by: Archimedes
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I know that.


Why wouldn't you know that?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (Riz8t)

90 She luvs her some of that SBD.
Skinny Black ____

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (UjdFS)

91 Mali is closer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (UgvXX)

92 85 I did.

I did not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (URXDc)

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1. Congrats.

2. For a minute there...I thought you were my younger brother. From Alabama...who also got engaged in the last few days.

That would have been crazy. But otherwise, congrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

93 84 i hear the secondary market pays good money for documentation stolen from daycare centers.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (CWTWj)


THat's it.... The Learing center broke in to steal their student roster !

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (VE6XX)

94
That guy looks like a poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Rather appropriate that he's wearing a New Yawk Yankees hat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (y9nCu)

95 Somebody on X made the interesting point that we should be banning immigration from all places, like Somalia, where cousin marriage is the norm, since that is completely incompatible with Western society.

God knows there is enough nepotism in the West, but nevertheless there is an expectation that you will do business with people who you aren't related to, that you will hire people that you aren't related to, and you will generally interact in society mostly with people who you aren't related to.

That is absolutely not the case in a clan-based society - you hire only people that you are related to, you try to do business only with people that you are related to, and you have as little as possible to do with people that you aren't related to.

It's a completely different (and inferior) social construct, but it is fundamentally incompatible with Western culture.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (xTIDn)

96 re 80: this just in, the bank was broken into and all the documentation was stolen, first national back of mogadishu

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (CWTWj)

97 My guess that woman is getting a cut of the fraud

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)

98 What's there to say other than fuck these people.
Posted by: Eloquence
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There is a great deal to be said, and done. We should be in the sticks and stones phase.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

99 In the Shirley video there is a Karen who shows up to one of the “daycare centers” and starts screaming something like don’t open the door ICE is here. Over and over. It’s like she’s in a trance.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (tNkpt)

100 Blonde woman with the sign could be a hostage. The Mogadishu syndrome is a real thing.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (bg3bN)

101 Mid terms are coming up. Massive fraud is being exposed on the Democrats side.

I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (UJMvS)

102 Internet says he's 20 years old.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Vh9CX)
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Fall guy.
-----

You have to have a Fall guy.

Posted by: Chris Carter, NFL Analyst and Moralist at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

103 Micro Cephallic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (UgvXX)

104 The (insert group) backlash is horrible!

This is now who we are as Americans!

Conservatives are racist!

Now it's (insert important information) was eaten by the doggo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (URXDc)

105 43 That little blonde ditz holding the "racism" sign is the poster child for every lefty white churchgoing nut who thru sheer naivety is hell-bent on destroying this nation.
Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (TN0g+)

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10 to 1 she heads up an NGO 'non-profit' that assists our poor immigrints on setting up daycares. All funded by the HHS of course.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (Vh9CX)

106 She luvs her some of that SBD.
Skinny Black ____


Wait, does that mean our own Art Thread perpetrator is actually "Chalky Black D__k"?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (wa3mR)

107 Outside of checkbooks this stuff is worthless to thieves and even the checkbooks ....

Posted by: 18-1 a

---------------
Their play is that MAGA stole the documents to make it hard to defend themselves.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (fltLA)

108 >>> 86 Can the feds just take over a state? Declare it non-compos-mentis on a state level, invalidate all it's courts and officials and just take over.

That is the only way anyone will be prosecuted (and even that is a forlorn hope) The bureaucrats will cover for the criminals, the judges will do what they always do, the lawyers will get rich, and the taxpayers will get fucked in the ass.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (fltLA)

At least a third of our states ought to be dropped back to territory status.

We should nominate Morons as military governors...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (ULPxl)

109 Let's face it. Somalis are a disgusting people. Everybody knows it, hell even other Somalis think other Somalis are disgusting people. They bring nothing but hate, violence, crime, incest and low IQs.

The democrat Soros and Obongo people are laughing their asses off having brought these disgusting people here to live. Jokes On America.

Posted by: The Truth at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM


somali's are a tribal people, you are either in the tribe or you are not in the tribe. If you are not in the tribe whatever they do to you or steal from you is fair game and it is an expected part of their behavior towards outsiders.


They aren't the only people like that, most of Africa and larges parts of Asia are tribal based.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)

110 17 The only thing missing here is "This is MAGA country!" left spray painted on the wall.
Posted by: Mark1971
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Were subway sandwiches involved? And muscular Nigerian males? They were wearing red hats, right?

Posted by: Jesse Smolett at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (WDjG6)

111 someone wanted to make sure their records of kickback payments to the community disappeared.

Posted by: coba at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (IuIym)

112 Poor kids were just starting to lear, then all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (guGkK)

113 It's a completely different (and inferior) social construct, but it is fundamentally incompatible with Western culture.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (xTIDn)
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Well ....

Posted by: The Hapsburgs at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (rj6Yv)

114 That would have been crazy. But otherwise, congrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

That would wild. Two siblings posting on the same site forever and never realizing who the other one was.

Almost a weird book there.

Thanks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (URXDc)

115 Micro Cephallic.

Soooo....a real d***head?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (Riz8t)

116 If the average IQ of Somalis is 68 , the guy with the Yankees hat is below the line.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (zNwXb)

117 I asked a couple questions of long dong Somali.
He shoved me out the door and I landed in the alley.
Oh baby, yeah
Oh baby
Baby,
Gonna be posting tonight

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (8WtOr)

118 They aren't the only people like that, most of Africa and larges parts of Asia are tribal based.
Posted by: Mister Scott
========
China uses CCP membership as a license to steal and India relies upon ancient caste system that emulate tribalism.

We use political parties, sportsball, and ideology for our tribalism.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (WDjG6)

119 Children Learing Centers are required to have outdoor playgrounds which warehouses don't have.
So Minnesota licensing agencies are in on the con too.

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (KtOUo)

120 I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?

If Ukraine gets shut down, every liberal party in the West will go bankrupt simultaneously.

Watching the media try and explain that would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (wa3mR)

121 This is some funny shit going on.

The MSM is losing credibility by the hour.

And please pray for Nick’s safety. You know he has a target on him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (1wZKM)

122 63 Record keeping must be pure hell for illiterates.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (UgvXX)

++++

LOL. Apparently it is so simple even a Somali can do it. I, on the other hand, feel like an idiot.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (1Y4iD)

123 We need to ban immigration from all non-European countries, and even then only if their European lineage goes back 100 years.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (fltLA)

124 Heard a radio interview yesterday with Nick Shirley, and he says the Criminal MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia Sycophantic Islamunist Whores are doxxing him and members of his family online.

He also said some newspaper in India wrote a story doxxing him and members of his family.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (rEr2I)

125 Racism Has NO Place in Childcare

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What in the hell is that even supposed to mean? This dumb, stupid Karen isn't even making any point relative to this uncovering of mass fraud against the taxpayers of this country. How does phony businesses milking taxpayers for $billions have anything to do with racism? My gawd, what an imbecile.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (qBdHI)

126 And the dude next to her with the AZOV Battalion haircut ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (bg3bN)

127 93 84 i hear the secondary market pays good money for documentation stolen from daycare centers.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (CWTWj)


THat's it.... The Learing center broke in to steal their student roster !
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (VE6XX)
______________________________

You can joke about it, but claiming that information was stolen on children attending a daycare is serious business for law enforcement. Especially since only one purpose presents itself if it really happened. They just invited a significant increase of law enforcement resources to the party while trying to end their current exposure. Of course they just staged it and made it up...but I don't think what results will improve their situation.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (dIske)

128 114 That would wild. Two siblings posting on the same site forever and never realizing who the other one was.

Almost a weird book there.

Thanks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (URXDc)

=======

We're like 15 years apart. We're not close. I'm not even sure I have his phone number. Well...I do now. I'm in a group text as of a couple of days ago.

But...my mother is the one who introduced me to this site. She doesn't comment, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

129 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Karen has her biological needs, which her Somali warlords are only too happy to take care of.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (Da7Vv)

130 That is absolutely not the case in a clan-based society - you hire only people that you are related to, you try to do business only with people that you are related to, and you have as little as possible to do with people that you aren't related to.




This is why nothing in 3rd world shitholes ever works. Because the people hired to do build things like roads or electric grids are incompetent cousins of the people in charge.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (tNkpt)

131 A 20 year old manager ? Riiiiight... Patsy

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (VE6XX)

132 120 I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?
==
If Ukraine gets shut down, every liberal party in the West will go bankrupt simultaneously.

Watching the media try and explain that would be amazing.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (wa3mR)

We will defy OrangeManBad by increasing our funding of NGOs to make up the gap!!!

Posted by: EU at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (ULPxl)

133 Nakatomi Day Care!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (pkeXY)

134 The MSM is losing credibility by the hour.


It's not just the MSM.

It's Teh Narrative, period.

The peasants are revolting.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (TDLyG)

135 "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare"

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Who bitch dis is???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (qtBQt)

136 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan. They’re doing “the boat sank with all my guns in it, I’m so devastated “ play right out in front of everyone, with news cameras and everything. They now have the perfect excuse for not having records of anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (m7iZ5)

137 >>> 135 "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare"

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Who bitch dis is???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (qtBQt)

A stupid one, who needs to be slapped by a license-bearing 'Ette.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (ULPxl)

138 So only "some" checks were removed not the whole book ? You mean the check for the new BMW ? The thieves must have written that....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (VE6XX)

139 You fucking C*nt! You need to be denaturalized and deported to Somalia.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (y0ylk)



She probably secretly loves the idea of being rogered by these animals until she finds out that even these animals have standards and would probably avoid her like the plague. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (y0ylk)

140 Nakatomi Day Care?

Children guaranteed to have a blast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (3630A)

141 Trump & Co recently released a report on US global strategic priorities:

1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine

2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1

3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1

4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (dtajH)

142 Children Learing Centers are required to have outdoor playgrounds which warehouses don't have.
So Minnesota licensing agencies are in on the con too.
Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (KtOUo)
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Of course they are. Does anyone seriously think this "manager" has proper licensing and other necessary documentation to run a daycare center?

The same folks handing out CDLs to illiterate illegals are handing out similar fraudulent credentials to these inbred Somalis for exactly the same reasons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (ESVrU)

143 The peasants are revolting.
Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (TDLyG)

But you I like!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (m7iZ5)

144
62 Mr. Mohamed looks like he's barely old enough to be out of daycare himself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

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He has an IQ of 95. By local standards, a genius.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (azNOR)

145 Saw Uggo Karen open for Limp Bizkit at Ray James stadium in Denver in '95

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (abIsI)

146 Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, told reporters that a suspect entered through the kitchen at the rear of the facility, damaging a wall and breaking into the building's office, sometime on Tuesday.

How about the video security camera footage that is required by Minnesota law (142B.6 requiring licensed child care centers to install video security cameras, mandates at least 80% coverage at 720p/15fps and retained for a minimum of 28 days?

Did that get looted too?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (a4flb)

147 Did the racist dog eat the paperwork?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (3630A)

148 "He also -- get this -- claims to be a victim of racism, you Racists."

They are BENEFACTORS of racism. The type of racism that is not anti-black, but is pro-black.

It is prejudice in FAVOR of blacks (especially foreign Muslim jihadi blacks).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (vbXSk)

149 Somebody tell the stupid white chick holding her stupid sign that she can take her claim of racism and shove it up her squeak hole. This isn't racism sugartits, this is wide scale fraud and corruption.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (2WIwB)

150 Lost carbons of paper checks?
No problem. Banks just scan them now and you have to go on line to get the images.

WTF, why are all the checks written to "cash"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (/lPRQ)

151 If you want to open a whole 'nother can of worms, investigate how many Somali women and girls born in the United States have been subjected to female genital mutilation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (xTIDn)

152 Usually you have to provide documentation to justify payments being made. The Somalis saying "it was stolen" doesn't halt that requirement"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (zNwXb)

153 Of course it's not a Somalian daycare.
It has a roof, a real floor (not dirt) and indoor plumbing.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

154 Maryland Man is officially a free man. ICE said they will not try to detain him because a judge’s order is in place which specifically bars his detention. So unless the judge revokes the order (about as much of a chance as Tim Walz investigating Somali fraud), he’s a free man.

Incredible.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (tNkpt)

155 86 Can the feds just take over a state? Declare it non-compos-mentis on a state level, invalidate all it's courts and officials and just take over.

That is the only way anyone will be prosecuted (and even that is a forlorn hope) The bureaucrats will cover for the criminals, the judges will do what they always do, the lawyers will get rich, and the taxpayers will get fucked in the ass.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (fltLA)

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A $20,000 annual per person non-citizen resident fee.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (Vh9CX)

156 I can honestly say I never anticipated the Democrats and their third world leeches would turn their looting of the nation into a stand-up comedy routine. But here we are. Next up leftist judges setting them all free.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (HTCU3)

157 One thing's for sure -

Every time a Commie complains about the lack of funding for their pet government project, DJT can come back with "If it weren't for the industrial-grade fraud committed during the Biden Administration ..."

Higher exemption for "taxes on tips"? "If it weren't for the the fraud back in ..."

More money for S.S.? "During the Biden Administration, the fraud ..."

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (rj6Yv)

158 "Somali Pirate: Racist Thieves Broke Into Our Very Legitimate Day Care and Stole All the Enrollment and Employee Records That Would Prove This Is a Legitimate Business and Not a Pirate Plundering Operation"

OH NO!

Posted by: javems at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (rW5qH)

159 I'm not mad at Democrats about this. I expect this from them. Hell, I expect this from the GoPe now. Bunch of feckless corrupt wusses, the lot of them. I mostly raging against the msm. Smug halfwits, who preen like they are high priests of TROOF!! The entire industry needs to be burned down, ashes scattered, ground salted where it once stood. I loath the bastards!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (sAmhv)

160
When I was five, I took a $20 from Mom's purse, walked to the corner and hid it.

Then I turned around and 'found' it. It was mine. Legally mine.
Posted by: Ignoramus


That was a Leave It To Beaver episode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (pkeXY)

161 When we get to the bottom of this multi-billion dollar theft of taxpayer money over the past several years, I want to see more that just all of these third worlders deported.

I want to see the politicians who coordinated this in return for a cut of the money to get the death penalty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (0U5gm)

162 She wants to be in on the story, let's make her part of the story. What's her name? I did a first level run at a search but didn't yet get anything.

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (TN0g+)

163 And the dude next to her with the AZOV Battalion haircut ?
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (bg3bN)


I cannot be the only person sick to death of the modern "I'm going to address the media so here is my backdrop of people whose presence, theoretically, lends credence to whatever bullshit I'm about to spew - some of them may be holding retarded signs" press conference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (ExV1e)

164 Not the Bee

Maryland Man gies on celebratory soree leaving eight dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (3630A)

165 "Lost carbons of paper checks?"

So, FI's scan all the checks and their check processors have digital copies of the images.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (DgMqy)

166 If it's true then yeah baby, i'm gonna cut my dick off and give you a million dollars.

If i win, you have to play an adult game with me.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (EyfuW)

167 I did not eat those cookies. Somebody broke in and stole them.

- Skinny with crumbs on face

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (/lPRQ)

168 By the shores of Gitche Gumee,
By the shining Big-Seawater
Stood the wigwam of Nokomis
Daughter of the moon Nokomis.

__________________________

I remembered Nokomis. Now you have to remember it too?

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (dIske)

169 Mohamed blamed last week's viral video by YouTuber Nick Shirley, in which he visited nearly a dozen day care facilities looking for evidence of fraud, for the incident.

---

Dear leftists,

They are not lying to me, they are lying to you. They know I, and my fellow conservatives will never believe this utter horseshit of a story... but you and your cult will dig in and defend them... cuz you are really stupid and deserve to be cuckholded by your government

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (qtBQt)

170 at twitchy: "Manager Nasrulah Mohamed reported that the suspect stole important employee and client documents"

just one suspect? and: "The Minneapolis Police have confirmed that *nothing* was stolen."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (CWTWj)

171 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Tens of thousands of interchangable uggo Karens voting is why MN is what it is.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (nhCoE)

172 The fox says that the hen house is 'clean as a whistle'. His words; 'clean as a whistle'.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (jc0TO)

173 A 20 year old manager ? Riiiiight... Patsy
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (VE6XX)


That is not true at all. Erika Kirk was running an orphanage when she was in her 20's

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 04:42 PM (rbvCR)

174 I am going to dip out. This crap has me feeling typey-deletey.

Happy New Year, horde.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 04:42 PM (dK+Kv)

175 Dear leftists,

They are not lying to me, they are lying to you. They know I, and my fellow conservatives will never believe this utter horseshit of a story... but you and your cult will dig in and defend them... cuz you are really stupid and deserve to be cuckholded by your government
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM


Poetry.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:42 PM (jc0TO)

176 Someone should tell her it's harder to read her sign with the multi-colored printing. (At least it is for me)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (pkeXY)

177 They stole all the children, too! Where are they?!

Posted by: "For Kids Who Don't Read Good" at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (WTWWW)

178 A Somali-run day care in Minneapolis is claiming somebody broke in and stole "important documents"
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And that video of him fscking underage goats?

Someone hacked his Facebook page.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (M5t5H)

179 That was a Leave It To Beaver episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (pkeXY)
===

I bet it was Eddie Haskell's idea.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

180 I’ve done a thorough investigation and have found no evidence of any organized crime in the state of New Jersey.

The case is now closed.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (tNkpt)

181 2 p.m. to 10 p.m.

Samir's Swingshiftgarten

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (NYInA)

182 136 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan. They’re doing “the boat sank with all my guns in it, I’m so devastated “ play right out in front of everyone, with news cameras and everything. They now have the perfect excuse for not having records of anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Doesn't work. Checks are all imaged along with bank statements easily available.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (WDjG6)

183 She probably secretly loves the idea of being rogered...

There are any number of photos of pro-migrant demonstrations with women holding signs specifically stating that they're down for a little of the old in-out with anyone who just entered the country with no known means of support. Because that's what empowered wimmins do, apparently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (ExV1e)

184 I have a many decades hippie friend who has become a complete toady for The Man since her husband died.

It'd unnerving how quickly she went from Fight the Power to defending the power.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (jc0TO)

185 "Are you committing fraud?"

"No."

"I believe you!"

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Now wipe the cum off of your chin

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (qtBQt)

186 He's too stupid to even lie well.. The Karen looks like that because even she's embarrassed...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (VE6XX)

187 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

That's the face you make when you find out you're going to jail. Or you tried to eat some of that fine Somali cuisine.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (MZ+PY)

188 Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them.

You know what might help them find their way back? US out of NATO. And, if that fails, at least the US is out of NATO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

189 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.
Posted by: Mister Scott


Dogs are haram. It was the goat.

The sexy, sexy goat.

Posted by: N. Mohamed at December 31, 2025 04:46 PM (nhCoE)

190 omebody tell the stupid white chick holding her stupid sign that she can take her claim of racism and shove it up her squeak hole.

She's there in the hopes of someone, anyone shoving something up her squeak hole.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:46 PM (P9pDS)

191 By Grabthars Hammer I will avenge thee.

Just needed to work that in. Feel better now. More effective than GOPe.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:47 PM (ehY6c)

192 The R Kelly Learing Center?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:47 PM (3630A)

193 We need to ban immigration from all non-European countries, and even then only if their European lineage goes back 100 years.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (fltLA)

I find that acceptable.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (snZF9)

194 I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?

While a portion of the laundered money goes to corrupting elections, much of it underwrites the maintenance of condos, private jets, chauffeured limos, yachts and other amenities enjoyed by "Citizens of The World". Staff, fuel, maintenance and booze costs money.

There is a reason why prime real-estate in the major cities doesn't seem to be effected by the anti-wealth policies. The elites have demanding tastes and exposing the fraud hurts them.

Expect the Empire to Strike Back as their luxuries and entitlements are jeopardized.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (a4flb)

195 How about the video security camera footage that is required by Minnesota law (142B.6 requiring licensed child care centers to install video security cameras, mandates at least 80% coverage at 720p/15fps and retained for a minimum of 28 days?

Did that get looted too?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (a4flb)


Sadly, the system had been maintained by the same firm responsible for NY jails in the vicinity of the Epstein cell so they were all non-functional... at least for the duration of the break-in. -- Somali Security Systems, Ltd.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (ExV1e)

196 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (CWTWj)

197 CNN opens the segment by introducing Nick Shirley as someone who has posted anti-muslim and anti-immigrant content in the past and calls him a MAGA influencer. They also imply that Nick Shirley falsified his claims by going to the daycares during off-business hours.

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He went there after Christmas break started. School is closed and parents still have to work. This is the busiest time of the year for legit day-cares.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (qtBQt)

198 Rotherham 2.0 (3.0?): Complain about the muzzies? YoUr'E a RaCiSt!!!

Posted by: There's No "I" in F at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (qUkBO)

199 Cops:"Let's see the deposit receipts and records."

"uh.."

Cops:"From your bank."

"uh .."

Cops: "You don't have a bank account?"

"They stole our bank account!"

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (rj6Yv)

200 ===

I bet it was Eddie Haskell's idea.
Posted by: mrp

+++

Had a boss that I called Eddie Haskell.

At any given time he was actively sabotaging a project (usually the high dollar one) and then throwing that project manager under the bus. Eddie is now gone. So is virtually everyone else except the office admin lady and myself. I am gone in another month or two.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (/lPRQ)

201 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM


Sounds personal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (jc0TO)

202 201 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM

Sounds personal.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (jc0TO)


Or a gas leak

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (VE6XX)

203 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan.

They will need this footage when they do the insurance claim scam next.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (a4flb)

204 Did the thieves steal the children too???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (qtBQt)

205 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (CWTWj)

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Another sympathetic "Maryland man," father, and victim of white supremacy?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (rEr2I)

206 Doesn't work. Checks are all imaged along with bank statements easily available.
Posted by: whig

But it tells investigators exactly which check numbers to look for.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

207 "This is devastating news, and we don't know why this is targeting our Somali community as one video made by a specific individual made this all happen," [Mohamed] said

Devastating is right! What are the odds of all those reams of certified proof just vanishing? The timing is simply awful. Better make sure all the children haven't been kidnapped, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (gLikB)

208 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan.

They will need this footage when they do the insurance claim scam next.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM


He didn't mention that the thieves made off with his life savings in gold bullion.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:52 PM (jc0TO)

209 Given that the democrats rely on criminal mohammedans for their funding and power just like labour in the UK, I wonder how many rape gangs are operating in the US with the connivance of democrat politicians?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 04:52 PM (0U5gm)

210 @195 I think that was ten years ago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:52 PM (zNwXb)

211 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.

*******************

Simps and soys and all the gay boys is what creates so many of these karens to begin with

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Patiently Awaiting My Pre-Ordered AI Powered Fembot at December 31, 2025 04:53 PM (REq0p)

212 Did the thieves steal the children too???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (qtBQt)

---------------

Likely put an underground railroad to traffic them to The Swamp as pedo playthings.

/mostly joking, but would anybody be surprised?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (rEr2I)

213 Given that the democrats rely on criminal mohammedans for their funding and power just like labour in the UK, I wonder how many rape gangs are operating in the US with the connivance of democrat politicians?

Comet Pizza is a global franchiser.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (a4flb)

214 And really, how fucking inbred am I?

Look at my fucking face.

My lips are twice as far from my nose as they are from the end of my chin. That's backwards from you people with 46 chromosomes.

And my nose looks like it was modeled on a 4000-year-old Egyptian mummy. I literally breathe sideways.

And I still stole millions from you. Chumps.

Posted by: N. Mohamed at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (nhCoE)

215 Just know that the IRS will crawl up your butt if you don’t report any miscellanies income over $600. If you are a legal citizen. Criminal illegal invaders steal millions and nothing will be done.

Time to play cowboys and Somalis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (7sRdt)

216 Are child daycare centers even a thing in fucking Somalia? Did these fucks ever even imagine such a thing exists? Does a single child daycare exist in Somalia? But now these assholes are the most proficient providers of child daycare services that ever existed. Sure, Jan. I'd really like to see some heads on spikes...Vlad the Impaler knew how to deal with Mohammedan interlopers.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (XMwZJ)

217 I noticed that Harmeet Dhillon gave a little wave to Washington's AG. I like Harmeet.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (pF9JQ)

218 re 205: no, sounds tragic: "A divorced kitchen worker and his seven children were accidentally poisoned by carbon monoxide from the gas-powered generator they were using to keep warm after their electricity was cut off, Princess Anne police chief Scott Keller said on Tuesday."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (CWTWj)

219 Money laundering for terrorism is what Minnesota is up to. This is the summary.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (pDt9x)

220 As independent journalists continue digging into alleged fraud inside Washington’s daycare subsidy system, Democratic State Senator Lisa Wellman has pre-filed legislation that critics say could make it significantly harder for the public to verify whether taxpayer-funded childcare operations even exist.

The proposal, Senate Bill 5926, was pre-filed on December 22 and expands public records exemptions for childcare providers, shielding a broad range of identifying information from disclosure. Supporters frame the measure as a safety tool designed to protect providers from harassment or threats. Opponents argue it is arriving just as journalists are using public data to uncover suspicious daycare listings tied to large sums of taxpayer funding.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (TDLyG)

221 At any given time he was actively sabotaging a project (usually the high dollar one) and then throwing that project manager under the bus.

You worked there too?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (Kt19C)

222 "Are you committing fraud?"

"No"

"Know anyone who could vouch for you?"

"Yeah...my wife...Morgan Fairchild..."

Posted by: Somali Jon Lovitz at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (nbLIj)

223
I can't stop laughing about the hole in the wall. WTH

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (3ek7K)

224 We need to ban immigration from all non-European countries, and even then only if their European lineage goes back 100 years.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (fltLA)

I find that acceptable.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (snZF9)


No. If they're real Europeans then they need to fix the mess that they've allowed to happen to their countries. Even the "ultra - super - extreme - far - right" Europeans appear to be, at best, center left with a bit of Jew hate thrown in for fun.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

225 So the left's defense appears to be "Smear Nick Shirley" because all the leftists commenting at my local newspaper -- every single one -- has now come out with "how can you believe anything Nick Shirley says!" and denying that any fraud is actually occuring.

It's really brazen. The same thing they do whenever a leftist gets caught by that undercover guy. If we attack the messenger, then we never did anything wrong!

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (/ZkOF)

226 Well the African number system is 1, 2, many so don’t disrespect their culture.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (7sRdt)

227 67 is the number to remember.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (pDt9x)

228 Thieves took his Lamborghini for a getaway car

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (Ia/+0)

229 Base two?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (UgvXX)

230 Suspect the daycare centers in Somaliland are restaurants, protein is protein.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (ehY6c)

231 "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare"

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Is her argument that the "daycare" owner is racist? Cuz Nick Shirley isn't IN daycare.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (qtBQt)

232 218 re 205: no, sounds tragic: "A divorced kitchen worker and his seven children were accidentally poisoned by carbon monoxide from the gas-powered generator they were using to keep warm after their electricity was cut off, Princess Anne police chief Scott Keller said on Tuesday."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (CWTWj)


That was my guess...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (VE6XX)

233 They didn't come here to be friends. Or lay about. They came to kill us. Their marxists gods on tv and the classrooms told them so.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (EyfuW)

234 To be fair the guy is funnier than Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (8CIFn)

235 I heard that Simps and Soys and All The Gay Boys opened for The San Fransicko Gay Pedo Men's Choir at Satan's Hollow in 2015.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:58 PM (rEr2I)

236 @218 the eight dead in Maryland occurred in 2015

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:59 PM (zNwXb)

237 Expect the Empire to Strike Back as their luxuries and entitlements are jeopardized.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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And that is eventually what happened with King Charles I and Parliament. Parliament got tired of paying the tab for Charles and his rotten Duke of Buckingham PM. So Charles tried to strike first by arresting Parliament. Failed. Parliament then decided to raise an army while Charles relied on his fat cat aristos to support his sorry ass. End of it, he lost, many castles got blown up real good, many nobles lost their fortunes, and Charles lost his head.

Cromwells don't come out of the woodwork for no reason. And the appetites of one measly king and court are far easier to satisfy than the multitude of fake royalty that we have.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:59 PM (WDjG6)

238 https://is.gd/R4zh4i

ThatOneGuy55
@Tesla7771
The Quality Learing center playset
[video]


==
from Instapundit

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 04:59 PM (ULPxl)

239 One would think that a non-corrupt employee of any state's human services organization would notice that a large number of third world people were setting up child care, transportation, and elder care facilities, given that none of these things exist in the third world.

Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (0U5gm)

240 Miss Karen McAWFL is actually a state fraud investigator of the Keystone Cop variety.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (Da7Vv)

241 >>They also imply that Nick Shirley falsified his claims by going to the daycares during off-business hours


Tell me they didn't watch the video without saying they didn't watch the video. They noted the listed business hours at each one they visited, such as "7:00am to 6:00pm" - while they visited during these hours.
Empty parking lots, locked doors, blacked out windows, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (NuV6c)

242 ...after their electricity was cut off...

Sounds like suicide by stupid.

Happens more often than people know.
Usually mislabeled as an "accident".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 05:01 PM (/lPRQ)

243 One would think that a non-corrupt employee of any state's human services organization would notice that a large number of third world people were setting up child care, transportation, and elder care facilities, given that none of these things exist in the third world.

Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (0U5gm)


One would think.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:01 PM (ExV1e)

244 They also imply that Nick Shirley falsified his claims by going to the daycares during off-business hours


Tell me they didn't watch the video without saying they didn't watch the video. They noted the listed business hours at each one they visited, such as "7:00am to 6:00pm" - while they visited during these hours.


So not only did Nick Shirley use an iPhone, he also brought his own sun to make everything look like it was in daylight.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:02 PM (a4flb)

245 225 So the left's defense appears to be "Smear Nick Shirley" because all the leftists commenting at my local newspaper -- every single one -- has now come out with "how can you believe anything Nick Shirley says!" and denying that any fraud is actually occuring.

It's really brazen. The same thing they do whenever a leftist gets caught by that undercover guy. If we attack the messenger, then we never did anything wrong!
Posted by: SimoHayha

Disqualify!!! is a time worn leftist tactic where because the source is allegedly a bad person therefore his research must be bad.

Another is Squirrel!!! by claiming racism as a justification for the public noticing crime among the POCs although that is about played out.

The last play will be loyalty, at least us Democrats have to stick together against the Evil Orange Man Bad even if our coalition is a bunch of thieves including high places. Theft of government money and crime is just the dues we have to pay for wonderful Die-versity.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:02 PM (WDjG6)

246 Hey Ace, Madison Cornbread is back in the news thanks to good ol' Jack Smith via faux news:

"Jack Smith says key Jan 6 witness relied on hearsay, lacked firsthand evidence
Former special counsel tells Congress the Jan. 6 Committee star witness offered largely secondhand hearsay"

durrr

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 05:02 PM (3uBP9)

247 You worked there too?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Last one standing.
Sr managenent finally figured it and helicoptered Eddie out of there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 05:03 PM (/lPRQ)

248 The Christmas break thing the left is pushing is really dumb. Daycare is open pretty much every day of the year. Sometimes even holidays since parents with full time jobs - get this - don’t have 2 week winter breaks or spring break or an entire summer off.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 05:03 PM (tNkpt)

249 243 One would think that a non-corrupt employee of any state's human services organization would notice that a large number of third world people were setting up child care, transportation, and elder care facilities, given that none of these things exist in the third world.

Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (0U5gm)

One would think.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Those regulators either go along with it for job retention and/or got paid to keep their mouth shut.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:03 PM (WDjG6)

250 Miss Karen McAWFL is actually a state fraud investigator of the Keystone Cop variety.
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Interesting--do we have a source for that information?

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (TN0g+)

251 I wonder if cornbread was being buttered up by Pelosi or getting sliced.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (3uBP9)

252 I would like to point out that all this Somali daycare stuff is designed to draw attention away from the fact that the Dow has utterly collapsed. It's down almost 700 points since it's recent high. All of society is in peril.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (ExV1e)

253 >>That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.


Did you see the part of Nick's video where some passerby AWFL starts screaming "ICE IS HERE!" and repeatedly tells them to leave? Nick keeps talking to her, explaining that the many children are missing and he wants to find them and she eventually is dumbfounded, with this idiot scowl on her face.

Total NPC moment -- you can see her software's crashed and she has no response. Amazing visual.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (NuV6c)

254 ell me they didn't watch the video without saying they didn't watch the video. They noted the listed business hours at each one they visited, such as "7:00am to 6:00pm" - while they visited during these hours.



All the footage is during daylight. In December daylight in MN is about 8am to 4pm.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (tNkpt)

255 The madisoncornbread news isn't really news. Just regurgitation of obvious stuff. I guess fox needed something.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (3uBP9)

256 So nice of him to take time out from studying neuroscience to manage a day care facility. Truly a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (mlg/3)

257 Interesting - In Minnesota, most daycare workers are private employees (working for centers, homes, etc.), but a specific group of in-home, license-exempt family child care providers are legally treated as public/state employees for collective bargaining purposes only, allowing them to unionize under PELRA (Minnesota Public Employee Labor Relations Act). So, it depends on the type of care: most aren't public, but those who qualify under a specific state law are designated as such for union rights.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (NFX2v)

258 1 or 2 percent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (UgvXX)

259 >>> 256 So nice of him to take time out from studying neuroscience to manage a day care facility. Truly a gentleman and a scholar.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (mlg/3)

Aspiring rapper, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

260 The next shoe to drop is where did all the money go? Billions are missing and all that money didn't go into houses and cars.

It's already known some of the money went to al Shabaab, basically al Qaeda in Somalia. And nobody did anything to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (viF8m)

261 >>Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.


And they're all on welfare -- unemployed -- so why do they need offsite care?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (NuV6c)

262 Did you see the part of Nick's video where some passerby AWFL starts screaming "ICE IS HERE!" and repeatedly tells them to leave? Nick keeps talking to her, explaining that the many children are missing and he wants to find them and she eventually is dumbfounded, with this idiot scowl on her face.

Total NPC moment -- you can see her software's crashed and she has no response. Amazing visual.
Posted by: Lizzy
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People like that should be drafted to be social workers for a stint to really see how the other half lives.

There is a reason for high turnover in social work.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:07 PM (WDjG6)

263 1) Have they reported these "hateful" and "threatening" messages to the FBI? Do they have any substantiating documentation for them?

2) Does their bank have copies of all those stolen checks? Banks have them for everyone else, so they should have them here, too - right?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 31, 2025 05:07 PM (eKNpP)

264 And they're all on welfare -- unemployed -- so why do they need offsite care?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (NuV6c)


Sometimes daddy wants to get jiggy with one of the mommies so they ship the kiddies to one of the other mommy's daycare.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:08 PM (ExV1e)

265 The next shoe to drop is where did all the money go? Billions are missing and all that money didn't go into houses and cars.

It's already known some of the money went to al Shabaab, basically al Qaeda in Somalia. And nobody did anything to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw


A lot of it was sent to democrat campaigns and get out the vote efforts, but always interstate, to try and hide it better.

It looks like almost the entire democrat fundraising system is based on using stolen taxpayer money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:09 PM (0U5gm)

266 Habib: The Dog ate our homework, I mean records...

Investigator: Where's the Dog...

Habib: Oh.... we ate him...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:09 PM (mP0Kj)

267 Visit the MN DHS licensing page for provider information and licensing details.
Contact the DHS directly if you have concerns about a specific daycare's health, safety, or well-being.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

268 252 I would like to point out that all this Somali daycare stuff is designed to draw attention away from the fact that the Dow has utterly collapsed. It's down almost 700 points since it's recent high. All of society is in peril.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Why that is almost 1.6 percent. Turn the machines back on!!!!

Posted by: The Duke Brothers at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (WDjG6)

269 266 Habib: The Dog ate our homework, I mean records...

Investigator: Where's the Dog...

Habib: Oh.... we ate him...
Posted by: Romeo13
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Cycle of life.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (WDjG6)

270 It's down almost 700 points since it's recent high. All of society is in peril.

So its down about 1%.

Time to build an ark and start loading up the animals.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (a4flb)

271 You can joke about it, but claiming that information was stolen on children attending a daycare is serious business for law enforcement. Especially since only one purpose presents itself if it really happened. They just invited a significant increase of law enforcement resources to the party while trying to end their current exposure. Of course they just staged it and made it up...but I don't think what results will improve their situation.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM


Yep and the feds are involved now, they can't keep this local from this point. A theft of kids records means everything from names to DOB's and SSN's. That's federal territory there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)

272 Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:09 PM (0U5gm)

Thing is, that if even one dollar of this conspiracy, went to support Somali terrorists, then that open up the Laws about supporting International Terrorism...

Which open a whole new set of investigative tools to become available.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (mP0Kj)

273 I'm glad the somalin guy mention racism. Beat that dead horse. Beat the horse will become a dance craze.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (EyfuW)

274 Cats sleeping with dogs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (UgvXX)

275 >>It looks like almost the entire democrat fundraising system is based on using stolen taxpayer money.

Probably why they fought so hard against Musk and DOGE over USAID.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (viF8m)

276 Auslander Raus.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (UgvXX)

277 Love the pic of the AWFL holding the sign—looks like a proof of life pic in a kidnapping. And just like that…a meme is born!

Posted by: Another AWFL got Patty Hearsted at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (fKeBm)

278 Polls don't matter

Well betting odds also show that the Dems will take the House in 2026.

The odds are 3 to 1 and still trending UP.
Is anyone here brushing their money ? I am .

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (C4wQ6)

279 Yep and the feds are involved now, they can't keep this local from this point. A theft of kids records means everything from names to DOB's and SSN's. That's federal territory there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)

Most folks think that Lying to the FBI is against the law... what they don't realize is the way the law is worded, it is lying to any Federal Agent.

So even lying to ICE? Yeah, can be prosecuted under that law... and should be.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (mP0Kj)

280 273 I'm glad the somalin guy mention racism. Beat that dead horse. Beat the horse will become a dance craze.
Posted by: thug dolphin
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They haven't realized yet that the race card is overdrawn and thus suspended at the bank.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (WDjG6)

281 The Dow is up about 5000 since Trump's inauguration. It was 43400+ on 1/17

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (zNwXb)

282 So exactly what do the media companies get out of this in protecting the fraudsters? I know they hate America and all, but I really don't get this one.

Also "Racism, what crime can't it cover up?!" It's like magic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (n5tGW)

283 May it please the Court, let it be entered into the record which Major League Baseball Team Mr. Nasrulah Mohamed supports, the New York Yankees.

Posted by: Red Sox Fan Nation at December 31, 2025 05:14 PM (0sNs1)

284 Someone smell a person here that shit their pants, usual suspect.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:14 PM (WDjG6)

285 It's already known some of the money went to al Shabaab, basically al Qaeda in Somalia. And nobody did anything to stop it.
Posted by: JackStraw


That the Bush admin didn't shutdown the hawalas and instead passed the PaTrIoT AcT is unconscionable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:14 PM (mlg/3)

286 > >It looks like almost the entire democrat fundraising system is based on using stolen taxpayer money.
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GOP too. To what degree? Probably close to taking half. Time to go down their rabbit hole too.

This has been generational wealth theft. By the government.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (NwnyJ)

287 Time to build an ark and start loading up the animals.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (a4flb)


It's too late for that. Find some big-boobed chick on a door and take it from her. Grab the ring, though, you can sell that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (ExV1e)

288 I spent all my money on shitpebbles for the homeless.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (UgvXX)

289 Interesting--do we have a source for that information?

Sorry, just a joke.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (Da7Vv)

290
I have no doubt that Republicans are in on this shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (3ek7K)

291 NPR, What to know about Nick Shirley, the YouTuber alleging day care fraud in Minnesota
December 31, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

292
Time to play cowboys and Somalis.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

Unless the DOJ gets off its collective ass quickly, ^^^this^^^ is going to be the result across very wide swathes of the former USA.

See also corrupt judges, and prosecutors. We probably are not voting our way out of this, and our elite betters have made the choice for what happens when it finally goes kinetic in their faces.

Bug out plan. Practice it. Survive the 1st 24 hours. Then survive the next two weeks.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (QVmho)

293 The next shoe to drop is where did all the money go? Billions are missing and all that money didn't go into houses and cars.

Across all of the fraud? You name it. GOTV, foreign terrorism, sinecures, stocks and bonds, real-estate and a lot splashed around for lifestyle of Party Members.

A shell company buys a penthouse condo and makes it available to party members. Another for private jets, the hangars, maintenance, fuel and staff. Another for yachts. Another for underwriting Michelin rated restaurant tabs, another for procuring underage sex toys, drugs and other grey market luxuries.

That way no one is on any records for receiving goods and services. No one is held responsible. Financial trails lead to shell companies, LLCs and trusts that own and maintain assets.

You know why no one at the top is ever indicted? Because They Own Nothing And Like It.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (a4flb)

294 This has been generational wealth theft. By the government.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Always the last place anyone looks.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:17 PM (WDjG6)

295 one of whom holds a sign that reads "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".

The usual potato-faced AWFL

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 05:17 PM (xNHSX)

296 It is clear to me that I am wired different than the people in the photo.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (cS1cw)

297 Most folks think that Lying to the FBI is against the law... what they don't realize is the way the law is worded, it is lying to any Federal Agent.

So even lying to ICE? Yeah, can be prosecuted under that law... and should be.
Posted by: Romeo13

"False or misleading statement"

Brought that up during the first Trump Admin.
Surely Comey etal lied to El Presidente.

He could have had the whole cabal arrested.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)

298 I have no doubt that Republicans are in on this shit.


How do you think their junkets and fact finding missions to Tahiti are underwritten?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (a4flb)

299 291 NPR, What to know about Nick Shirley, the YouTuber alleging day care fraud in Minnesota
December 31, 2025
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

Of course

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (VE6XX)

300 Ya know who usually has a shit ton of cameras to protect themselves and children - yep, day care facilities.

Natch no cameras on the ghost perps.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 05:19 PM (n5tGW)

301 Nick Shirley is already getting death threats. They also gave a date of April 26.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:19 PM (0U5gm)

302 Connect-the-dots:

@nickshirleyy
🚨 PLEASE WATCH
The “manager” for Quality LEARING Center is dancing with the mayor of Minneapolis…

Are you still wondering why they give MILLIONS of dollars to daycares with no windows, blacked out doors, and phone numbers that lead to nowhere?

How dumb do you think we are?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:19 PM (NuV6c)

303 I have no doubt that Republicans are in on this shit.
Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM


As some mid-Tier Commenter here says, you are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: GOPe at December 31, 2025 05:20 PM (BuMkE)

304 Minnesota is the last brick in Trump's Red Wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:20 PM (UgvXX)

305 So whose bright idea was it to ever bring Somalians to the USA? I expect it was the usual suspects: Clinton and Obama, and perhaps Bush II. How stupid to you have to be to allow that? This is a country whose population has an average IQ of 69, who produce nothing but pirates, warlords, and sundry criminals. It is a virtual certainty that the vast majority of them would wind up on welfare, committing crime at unprecedented levels, and being a giant sucking drain on the commonweal.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2025 05:21 PM (XMwZJ)

306 So exactly what do the media companies get out of this in protecting the fraudsters? I know they hate America and all, but I really don't get this one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


The left is comprised of quasi-religious levels of devotees. 1st part is Initiates who ingest and recite whatever propaganda is served. 2nd is the Acolytes, the true believers, who think they are serving a greater cause for some uncertain reward that involves punishing opponents and will receive aristocratic status. 3rd is the programmers who know all roads must lead to the destruction of the Republic and don't care if it requires ruination because they believe they are protected somehow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:21 PM (mlg/3)

307 The daycare dude wearing a Yankees hat is the icing on the cake 😂.

Posted by: bluebell at December 31, 2025 05:22 PM (79pEw)

308 Fox 9 (MN) Facebook

3 related posts in the last hour.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

309 Why not Minnesota Twins?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (UgvXX)

310 Nood

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (h7ZuX)

311 There is a new thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (ExV1e)

312 “Bug out plan. Practice it.”

What if you’ve already bugged out? Do I need a bug out plan to bug out from the bug out ?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 05:24 PM (zqeQL)

313 Racist, Nazi, bigoted thieves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (hVbrz)

314 Then why are we here?

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)

315 So whose bright idea was it to ever bring Somalians to the USA? I expect it was the usual suspects: Clinton and Obama, and perhaps Bush II. How stupid to you have to be to allow that?


It isn't just somalis. Also Afghans, Syrians, and plenty of others. It is happening in every western country. They are all trying to emasculate western men at the same time as importing as many military age men from the third world as they possibly can. The goal is pretty obvious - all over history one can see that male lines are completely wiped out by invaders, while the womens' lines stay intact, because they are the spoils.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0U5gm)

316 For those of you planning to attend Mamdani's inauguration, be advised that the following item are prohibited:

Large bags and backpacks, weapons, fireworks or explosives, drones or other remote-controlled aerial devices, strollers, coolers, chairs, blankets, umbrellas, bicycles or scooters, alcoholic beverages, illegal substances, pets other than service animals, large items that could obstruct spectators' views, laser pens, bats or penguins or batons, and Flipper Zero devices and Raspberry Pi computers.

Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0sNs1)

317 "There are some people who believe that faith should be silent and terrorism should be understood," "Faith should speak its voice and terrorism should be confronted, not understood, confronted and defeated."
_Benjamin Netanyahu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (hVbrz)

318 Asmongold did another bit on the daycares yesterday.

In it he has a video where the guy filming it is a Somali screaming at Nick Shirley that it will be his fault if anything happens to any Somali in America because Nick is a racist who hates Muslims and they want him out of their community.

This is their only play; turn this into a racist/Islamaphobic thing, rig some kind of attack on themselves, and then start violently attacking anybody who gets in the way.

This skinny kid and Karen & Co. are just the opening salvo, especially if this story keeps going for awhile, as the DemsMedia try to memory hole it all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

319 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (hVbrz)

Very nice quote. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 05:29 PM (Yl2Ob)

320 one of whom holds a sign that reads "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".

The real question is, do children have a place in childcare…

Apparently the answer is no.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (EXyHK)

321 ***Stole All the Enrollment and Employee Records That Would Prove This Is a Legitimate Business and Not a Pirate Plundering Operation
------

Stole the children and sold our babies into sex slavery they did. Help us get them back.
Please send money to:

Redeem Our Children,
PO Box, 123 Give Me More Rd,
Somalia, MN

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (hVbrz)

322 Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0sNs1)

Bacon is RIGHT OUT.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 31, 2025 05:32 PM (8WtOr)

323 Remember what the high kicking girls in white pleated mini skirts said.

Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go
Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:36 PM (hVbrz)

324 At the day care, I identify as a dozen people. You gotta problem wid dat?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 31, 2025 05:42 PM (iDFVA)

325 Of course.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (qrMhX)

326 Look at them holding their homemade signs, clueless as the day is long.

I really hope we can come together as a nation again and root this retarded bullshit out and restore faith the our gvt actually cares about us.

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (XLfSN)

327 We only took a bunch of records because old vinyl LPs are now valuable collector's items!

Posted by: Voice of Somalia at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (DsA2n)

328 There, debunked.
Good job, CNN!

Posted by: Tim at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (P2nsc)

329 "Drat -- the racist thieves stole the very documents that would allow the pirates to clear their good piratical names!"
Apparently, they stole all the kids too.

Posted by: CynicalCynic at January 01, 2026 04:06 AM (yp32/)

More Daycare Fraud Suspected, This Time in Washington

Via John Sexton, a citizen journalist went to the listed address of a "daycare" that's received $210,000 in federal funding this year.

But no one sees any kids enter the place, and the people at the address refuse to answer the door.

Another suspicious "daycare:"

He says that even if this fake day care really is a day care, it's only permitted to "care" for three children -- and for caring for three children, it's been paid $800,000 since 2023.

Babysittlers' club is making a mint.

Washington State's AG says he'll launch an investigation -- into the people asking if these really are daycares.

For "harassment."

And "hate."

Attorney General Nick Brown
@AGOWA

My office has received outreach from members of the Somali community after reports of home-based daycare providers being harassed and accused of fraud with little to no fact-checking.

We are in touch with the state Department of Children, Youth, and Families regarding the claims being pushed online and the harassment reported by daycare providers.


Showing up on someone's porch, threatening, or harassing them isn't an investigation. Neither is filming minors who may be in the home. This is unsafe and potentially dangerous behavior. I encourage anyone experiencing threats or harassment to either contact local law enforcement or our office's Hate Crimes & Bias Incident Hotline at 1-855-225-1010 or http://atg.wa.gov/report-hate.

If you think fraud is happening, there are appropriate measures to report and investigate. Go to DCYF's website to learn more. And where fraud is substantiated and verified by law enforcement and regulatory agencies, people should be held accountable.

Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo

2h

It is the duty of journalists to visit taxpayer-funded nonprofits and businesses to investigate where you have failed. The journalists have documented their visits on camera and there is no harassing or threatening behavior. You are trying to threaten journalists by telling people to call police with false allegations of a hate crime.


Exactly. Her point is that as this level of fraud and plundering is permitted by society -- Democrats, I mean -- the pillars that hold up the country -- hard-working, honest, law-abiding Americans -- stop holding the country up.

No one wants to feel like an abused, cucked loser for doing the right thing. If the right thing is not rewarded, and the wrong thing is not punished, we'll all start doing the wrong thing, and Atlas will shrug off his burden.

And society will collapse.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM




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1 Showing up on someone's porch, threatening, or harassing them isn't an investigation. Neither is filming minors who may be in the home. This is unsafe and potentially dangerous behavior. I encourage anyone experiencing threats or harassment to either contact local law enforcement or our office's Hate Crimes & Bias Incident Hotline at 1-855-225-1010 or http://atg.wa.gov/report-hate.

If you think fraud is happening, there are appropriate measures to report and investigate. Go to DCYF's website to learn more. And where fraud is substantiated and verified by law enforcement and regulatory agencies, people should be held accountable.


And a bang up job you've been doing. Seriously, please to GFY.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

2 This is not just systemic, it is intentional

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (rbvCR)

3 BLADE STRIKES FIRST

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

4 How much do the Somalis have to kick back to get the level of protection they seem to be getting? Gotta be more than 10% to the big guy.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (98kQX)

5 We are in touch with the state Department of Children, Youth, and Families regarding the claims being pushed online and the harassment reported by daycare providers.
----
He really means the state Department of CYA....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (ESVrU)

6 Somali fraudsters are just friends you haven't met.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (8j8Ns)

7 Water is getting a little warmer

Posted by: The Frog at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (TezPK)

8 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

I think I may be catching what Paul has. The TiFW family will be spending NYE at home, rather than infecting all of our friends at the party we had planned to attend 🤧🤒😷

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (SRRAx)

9 Fraud is the word.

Posted by: dantesed at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (Oy/m2)

10 Happy new year

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (YlWIZ)

11 I think the young man and the older fellow doing these exposes are good and brave people .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (Yl2Ob)

12 At what point do the Democraps just come out and admit what we already know: they see nothing wrong with illegal criminal savages that look like horror-movie monsters invading our country to rape, pillage, and defraud Americans?

Serious question.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

13
Exactly. Her point is that as this level of fraud and plundering is permitted by society -- Democrats, I mean -- the pillars that hold up the country -- hard-working, honest, law-abiding Americans -- stop holding the country up.


Wise words, which will cause the Dems to rethink the damage they're doing.

Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

14 Of course it's intentional. And don't forget, the current gov of WA state was previously the AG.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (+mUZM)

15 If the right thing is not rewarded, and the wrong thing is not punished, we'll all start doing the wrong thing, and Atlas will shrug off his burden.
-
I don't know if I could commit to doing the wrong thing, as I still care about God's opinion, but I can definitely dial back on how far I go out of my way for anyone, particularly the people's enemies in government.

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (vSvIl)

16 I can't imagine red states are completely immune.

Kentucky for example.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (bss/y)

17 I was deeply saddened to learn of Tim Walz impending suicide.

Posted by: Hitlery Chardonnay at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (TezPK)

18 Someday there will be a presidential address and it will be them sitting in their car, parked in the driveway, speaking into their phone.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (3uBP9)

19 So, standing to sue, recover, collect punitive damages? Eject from office, sentence to incarceration?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (YlWIZ)

20 Somali fraudsters are just friends you haven't met.
Posted by: C. Tarlson at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM


Streetcar!

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (jc0TO)

21 3 children, $800k a year, for approximately two years (not knowing what month in 2023 these payments began) is roughly $133k per child, per year. FFS.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 03:06 PM (h7ZuX)

22 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (SRRAx

Take care of yourself, dear. You are important to so many people .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:06 PM (Yl2Ob)

23 We should totally give Democrats control of the House and the taxpayers money. Just think of all the illegal aliens, fraud, Democrat voters and green stuff they could fund. Plus, they can cut ICE and DHS out of the budget. Hooray for Democrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:06 PM (rmAcl)

24 Ohio, too. Will find the tweet -- 1 LLC opened 40 daycare centers on the same day in November 20204. Uhuh, sure.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 03:06 PM (NuV6c)

25 We are not a nation of laws.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (UgvXX)

26 I can't imagine red states are completely immune.

Kentucky for example.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:05 PM (bss/y)
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Every so-called "red" state has pockets of deep, deep blue where all of this is going on, encouraged by the local politicians (mayors and city councils). And of course, the folks out in red counties are paying for all of it with their state taxes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (ESVrU)

27 I think the young man and the older fellow doing these exposes are good and brave people .

Agreed, but I don't care if he's the worst person imaginable. He's doing work that needs doing, work not being done by the people who SHOULD be doing that work.

I hope he gets a cut of the penalties, assuming there are some. If not, I'd let him drive the boat loaded with Somalis that gets mid Atlantic, and then springs a big leak. He, of course, would have a helicopter to lift him away.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

28 I hate that I keep having the thought that there is nothing wrong with this country that a couple of thousand murders wouldn't go a long way to fixing.

That way lies anarchy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (jc0TO)

29 Only 4 digits for years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (UgvXX)

30 You remember that there was that period in history, where several countries had revolutions around the same time? We are almost there. If one country, say Ireland or Italy, pushes back hard on "the replacements", you'll see sparks fly in other countries.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (+mUZM)

31 TikTok gal is 100% right, though a lot of us have been feeling this way for decades already. It's probably spreading, as it should. Whether it reaches critical mass remains to be seen.

Posted by: Abused, cucked loser who did "the right things" at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (TbWk/)

32 3 children, $800k a year, for approximately two years (not knowing what month in 2023 these payments began) is roughly $133k per child, per year. FFS.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


$2560 per week.

Why do I get the feeling that these subsidies are driving the "unaffordability" of daycare?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (Cznub)

33 We are not a nation of laws.
Posted by: Boss Moss

We have the laws. Just no one willing to enforce them.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (TezPK)

34 Playing by the rules, working hard, providing for family is White Supremacy!

Posted by: Major Academic Study at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (Dv3i1)

35 You remember that there was that period in history, where several countries had revolutions around the same time? We are almost there. If one country, say Ireland or Italy, pushes back hard on "the replacements", you'll see sparks fly in other countries.

1848?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (Riz8t)

36 Willowed:

Any entity of any size should have THREE levels of audit/review. The first is internal audit. The organization should have trained personnel who review records and compare the records with how policy, procedure, and internal controls say those records are to be maintained. Then there should be an accounting firm that comes in and reviews enough of the transactional records to determine whether the organizations books are reliable and accurate. Finally, there should be an outside agency that reviews the organization (unless the entity is fortunate enough to do business in a unregulated field).

Our country's leadership now largely pretends they don't understand any of this "mystical" three levels of review stuff, and shrug their shoulders when its found out that massive theft and corruption abounds.

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (TN0g+)

37
Showing up on someone's porch, threatening, or harassing them isn't an investigation.

Unless 60 Minutes does it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (pkeXY)

38 What the fuck are all you racists talking about?

Posted by: Every WA Democrat Voter at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (tNkpt)

39 Willowed:

HEADLINE (IRS ci.irs.gov)

Date: AUGUST 6, 2025 NOTE DATE!!!

"In landmark sentence, Feeding Our Future scheme leader sentenced to 28 years in prison"

First two paragraphs:

"MINNEAPOLIS – Today, United States District Judge Nancy E. Brasel sentenced Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, to 28 years in prison followed by 3 years of supervised release for his role in a $300 million fraud scheme that exploited a federally funded child nutrition program during the COVID-19 pandemic, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph H. Thompson. Farah was also ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $47,920,514.

Farah played a leading and role in the Feeding Our Future case, the largest Covid-19 fraud scheme in the United States. According to public documents, Farah and his co-defendants stole more than $47 million in program funds by claiming to serve 18 million meals to kids at more than 30 food distribution sites. In June 2024, after a seven-week trial before Judge Brasel, a federal jury convicted Farah of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to commit federal programs bribery, false statements in a passport application, conspiracy to commit money laundering, ..."
Posted by: mrp at Dec

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (rj6Yv)

40 And where fraud is substantiated and verified by law enforcement and regulatory agencies, people should be held accountable.

A lot of weasel language there:

"verified by law enforcement and regulatory agencies"

Apparently these agencies don't do audits nor does LE or RAs investigate.

"verified" - I'm going to need a definition for that.

"...people should be..." We agree that they should, but you disagree that they will be held accountable.

"...held accountable..." Yeah, we know your definition of that - find and blame the nearest Republican. Use your imagination based on your own projection.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (a4flb)

41 >> Every so-called "red" state has pockets of deep, deep blue where all of this is going on, encouraged by the local politicians (mayors and city councils).

If you have a Republican governor there is no excuse for this unless you’re incompetent or in on it. Federal programs are administered by the state and parsed out to the cities and counties. They should have ultimate oversight and responsibility.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (rmAcl)

42 Every so-called "red" state has pockets of deep, deep blue where all of this is going on, encouraged by the local politicians (mayors and city councils). And of course, the folks out in red counties are paying for all of it with their state taxes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (ESVrU)

Probably fueled by the kickbacks from the fraudsters.

High Trust ==> Low Trust

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (bss/y)

43 Here it is: https://tinyurl.com/8d7k3bae

WOW. Read this carefully.

Over 40 daycare centers reportedly opened in Columbus, Ohio on the same day, all linked to the same inactive shell entity — and together pulled in $14 MILLION in taxpayer-funded subsidies in a single year.

Same paperwork.
Same structure.
Same funding stream.
. . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (NuV6c)

44 I think I may be catching what Paul has. The TiFW family will be spending NYE at home, rather than infecting all of our friends at the party we had planned to attend 🤧🤒😷
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (SRRAx)

Can't be very good friends then. After all, sharing is caring.

Posted by: The party spirit is infectious at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (TbWk/)

45 Every so-called "red" state has pockets of deep, deep blue where all of this is going on, encouraged by the local politicians (mayors and city councils). And of course, the folks out in red counties are paying for all of it with their state taxes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Ohio at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (Dv3i1)

46 Willowed:

The entire press release concerning Mr. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah's conviction can be found here. Very, very interesting.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/496zmd8t
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (rj6Yv)

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

47 Why are the Somali retards still here?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (UgvXX)

48 We should totally give Democrats control of the House and the taxpayers money. Just think of all the illegal aliens, fraud, Democrat voters and green stuff they could fund. Plus, they can cut ICE and DHS out of the budget. Hooray for Democrats.
-
Perhaps we could give the house to a party that's committed to repealling the laws which enable the criminality of democrat constituencies. Assuming such a thing could be found.

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (vSvIl)

49 Question: If Somalis are something like ~80% on welfare, they why do they need day care?????

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (NuV6c)

50 >> Today, United States District Judge Nancy E. Brasel sentenced Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, to 28 years in prison followed by 3 years of supervised release for his role in a $300 million fraud scheme that exploited a federally funded child nutrition program during the COVID-19 pandemic, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph H. Thompson. Farah was also ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $47,920,514.

They should revoke his citizenship and sent him back to Dirtbagland.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (rmAcl)

51 " BLADE STRIKES FIRST"

pale imitation of slapweasel. try again, loser.

Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at December 31, 2025 03:11 PM (G+z4C)

52 If this was private money being squandered and pillaged so be it but it is the people's money being stolen so if the people want to investigate why, where, who, and how it is being stolen - game on.

These Governors, Mayors, AGs, and others that are defending the theft are obviously in on it and should be in jail but instead are threatening citizens who dare question the theft.

Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2025 03:11 PM (oiNtH)

53 He gets to keep the money though?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:11 PM (UgvXX)

54 of a "daycare" that's received $210,000 in federal funding this year.

But no one sees any kids enter the place


With an average IQ of 69, they can only memorize the first half of "No Child Left Behind".

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 03:11 PM (WTWWW)

55 People are going to wonder why they pay taxes. Then, maybe decide not to.

Then it gets interesting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 03:12 PM (NwnyJ)

56 Over 40 daycare centers reportedly opened in Columbus, Ohio on the same day, all linked to the same inactive shell entity — and together pulled in $14 MILLION in taxpayer-funded subsidies in a single year.
_____

You sir, are a racist!
-Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther

I see nothing wrong.
-Gov Mike DeWine, GOP

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:12 PM (Dv3i1)

57 Exactly. Her point is that as this level of fraud and plundering is permitted by society -- Democrats, I mean -- the pillars that hold up the country -- hard-working, honest, law-abiding Americans -- stop holding the country up.

In other words "Atlas Shrugged"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:12 PM (a4flb)

58 We’re at the point we should be tying people to car bumpers and running them into a wall. In Somalia these people would already be wearing a burning tyre around their necks.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:12 PM (rmAcl)

59 We are not a nation of laws.
Posted by: Boss Moss

We have the laws. Just no one willing to enforce them.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (TezPK)

Look at me, I'm on TV!

Posted by: Pam Bondi at December 31, 2025 03:13 PM (vSvIl)

60 Daycarein aint easy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:13 PM (UgvXX)

61 You remember that there was that period in history, where several countries had revolutions around the same time? We are almost there. If one country, say Ireland or Italy, pushes back hard on "the replacements", you'll see sparks fly in other countries.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (+mUZM)


You are thinking of the European revolutions of 1848.
The consensus was later that it was mostly a throwing off of the decision how Europe would be run post Napoleonic wars, as adjudicated by Clemmens von Metternich in Austria, but even more it was an economic stress continent wide that made "home rule" and nationalism a better bet than being under the sway of the French, Austrians or some elector who's interests were in some other imperial capitol.
The US had invaded Mexico the previous year so we didn't participate, and the British were focused on India and the far east.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:13 PM (rbvCR)

62 >> I see nothing wrong.
-Gov Mike DeWine, GOP

PS: I am also blind.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:13 PM (rmAcl)

63 What we need is some crazy pipe hitting motherfuckers to go all medieval on their sorry asses with pliers and blow torches.

Thank You
Samuel L. Jackson, Taxpayer

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 03:13 PM (gm9Sb)

64 The funny thing about the Somali being sentenced to Fed prison is that it's probably nicer than Somalia. Hopefully he'll get the Whitey Bulger special

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (zNwXb)

65 *Sigh* ACE is ruining my new year.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (dIske)

66 Aaaaaand the GOPe never misses an opportunity to fail:

@AFpost

The office of Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has dismissed ongoing claims of fraud related to daycare centers as “the cost of doing business.”

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (NuV6c)

67 People are going to wonder why they pay taxes. Then, maybe decide not to.

I have enough saved to retire, but I want to work another ten years because I love what I do.

I may revisit that.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (a4flb)

68 Over 40 daycare centers reportedly opened in Columbus, Ohio on the same day, all linked to the same inactive shell entity — and together pulled in $14 MILLION in taxpayer-funded subsidies in a single year.

Same paperwork.
Same structure.
Same funding stream.
. . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (NuV6c)

That alone should have been flagged in the system, if they had one that a) was built with even the slightest modicum of competence and b) wasn't intentionally circumvented to facilitate fraudulent activity to benefit certain donors and voter groups.

Posted by: When it's this obvious, the govt is in on it at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (TbWk/)

69 When my dad died, a month after I was born, my mom had to go work at a factory and I was taken care of by cousins. My sisters, who were also kids still, went and cleaned up people's houses for money. But then after a while my mom got a job babysitting/daycare at home and could stay with me the newborn and my sisters didn't have to go work. And that's what she did till she was in her 50s. At one point I did her taxes and knew how much she made. She never cleared more than 25k a year.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (3uBP9)

70 I have been saying this for years.

The thing is -- MOST of the 3rd world works this way, where you are a sucker if you play by the rules. In fact, other than Japan, I think the entire non-Christian world works this way (I know nothing of Israel so I skip them.)

These people are OK to import in ones or twos per community where they can spend a generation and maybe their kids will be OK, but that is not what we are doing.

ANYONE who has really interacted with Chinese, Russian, Africans.... would know this. I learned it in college from expats and had it reinforced throughout my life. Yet the ruling class can not see it.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (fltLA)

71 If you have a Republican governor there is no excuse for this unless you’re incompetent or in on it. Federal programs are administered by the state and parsed out to the cities and counties. They should have ultimate oversight and responsibility.
Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (rmAcl)

Funny.

Posted by: Shaniqua, Director of Every State Agency at December 31, 2025 03:15 PM (tNkpt)

72 >> The office of Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has dismissed ongoing claims of fraud related to daycare centers as “the cost of doing business.”

What a gimpy, idiotic bottom-guy thing to say.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:15 PM (ScG/9)

73 Tyranny is not marked out by its severity, but rather by its capriciousness. When there is one law for someone, and a different law for someone else, you live under tyranny.

We live under tyranny.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

74 Keep looking, bet most states are subjected to this kind of fraud

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

75 "Farah was also ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $47,920,514."

Good luck with collecting on that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (8zz6B)

76 What we need is some crazy pipe hitting motherfuckers to go all medieval on their sorry asses with pliers and blow torches.

Thank You
Samuel L. Jackson, Taxpayer


Ving Rhames as Marsellus Wallace

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (a4flb)

77 It's just a write off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (UgvXX)

78 I was about to make a joke about 'The Blade is the Bladiest' but I think he's done that one.

We could also go a George Hamilton route and make 'The Gayest Blade!' jokes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (bss/y)

79 36
Any entity of any size should have THREE levels of audit/review. The first is internal audit. The organization should have trained personnel who review records and compare the records with how policy, procedure, and internal controls say those records are to be maintained.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (TN0g+)

This assumes that it is a legitimate organization, which everyone knows these day cares are not. Organization doesn't want to be on the up-and-up, and the funders don't want it to be discovered, thus, no audits.

Even when they do audit, it's too important to The Powers That Be to keep the grift going, so the funding is granted despite failed audits.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (h7ZuX)

80 The office of Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has dismissed ongoing claims of fraud related to daycare centers as “the cost of doing business.

Embracing the 3rd World they are.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (jc0TO)

81 You are trying to threaten journalists by telling people to call police with false allegations of a hate crime.



Which is a crime in and of itself.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 03:17 PM (QGRvm)

82 Go to DCYF's website

DCYF stands for "Don't Care, You F--kers"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2025 03:17 PM (WPL6O)

83 I'm shocked.

Posted by: CLinton Foundation at December 31, 2025 03:17 PM (fltLA)

84 66 Aaaaaand the GOPe never misses an opportunity to fail:

@AFpost

The office of Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has dismissed ongoing claims of fraud related to daycare centers as “the cost of doing business.”
Posted by: Lizzy

That was just a quote I made up in my post. I didn't realize the actual quote was going to be nearly identical.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:17 PM (Dv3i1)

85 66 Aaaaaand the GOPe never misses an opportunity to fail:

@AFpost

The office of Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has dismissed ongoing claims of fraud related to daycare centers as “the cost of doing business.”
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (NuV6c)

And so, he must needs be in on it.

Fucking hell. We need to start making Guillotines great again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:17 PM (bss/y)

86 ANYONE who has really interacted with Chinese, Russian, Africans.... would know this. I learned it in college from expats and had it reinforced throughout my life. Yet the ruling class can not see it.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (fltLA)

I agree with everything you said except the last sentence. The ruling class not only sees it, they're banking on it, investing in it, and share the same mindset.

Posted by: They're third-world grifters in Brooks Bros suits at December 31, 2025 03:17 PM (TbWk/)

87 With AI it would take about 10 minutes to uncover this fraud.

Nobody WANTS to uncover it though.

Posted by: Reality at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (tNkpt)

88 @AFpost

The office of Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has dismissed ongoing claims of fraud related to daycare centers as “the cost of doing business.”
Posted by: Lizzy


Looks like Ohio needs all of their Federal HHS fund revoked.

Just think of how much saving this will make if Congress can be bothered to pass a budget!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (Cznub)

89 16 I can't imagine red states are completely immune.

Kentucky for example.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Ohio.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (sAmhv)

90 I got a starbucks blonde roast, well it's a gift for my wife but I brewed it today for her. Not that over burnt stuff, but very mild, light roast. And I'll be darned if it's not some of the most favorable smooth coffee I've ever had in my life. great stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (3uBP9)

91 There is going to be a Clinton, Ford Class Carrier.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (UgvXX)

92 87 With AI it would take about 10 minutes to uncover this fraud.

Nobody WANTS to uncover it though.
Posted by: Reality at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (tNkpt)

This. Because I'd think we would find they are all fucking corrupt except 'maybe' Desantis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:19 PM (bss/y)

93 Harmet Dhillon has already warned them about going after citizen journalists.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2025 03:19 PM (+mUZM)

94 We could also go a George Hamilton route and make 'The Gayest Blade!' jokes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (bss/y)

Please do. We can use some humor around here

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:20 PM (Yl2Ob)

95 Dewine, the cost of doing business; so Mikey let's see YOUR bank accounts you rotted rumpswab.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 03:20 PM (ehY6c)

96 With AI it would take about 10 minutes to uncover this fraud.

Nobody WANTS to uncover it though.
Posted by: Reality at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (tNkpt)


Not internally, but DataRepublican, Beaver, and a few others are churning away on X.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (rbvCR)

97 TikTok gal is 100% right, though a lot of us have been feeling this way for decades already. It's probably spreading, as it should. Whether it reaches critical mass remains to be seen.

And people wonder why the GOP base has gone Gault on election day.

Uniparty.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (a4flb)

98 Just like how the cops showed up almost instantly to harass Nick.

But if someone was kicking the door in to your house, you a taxpaying law-abiding citizen ... they'll get out there maybe next week.

They are protecting the fraud because they are in on the fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (HXT0k)

99 94 We could also go a George Hamilton route and make 'The Gayest Blade!' jokes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:16 PM (bss/y)

Please do. We can use some humor around here
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:20 PM (Yl2Ob)

*blink* I kind of already did. Only so much you can do with it except do the 'IT MEANS HAPPY!' thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (bss/y)

100 >>>Niger’s Government bans visas for Americans


Oh no.

Posted by: No one ever at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)

101 I agree with everything you said except the last sentence. The ruling class not only sees it, they're banking on it, investing in it, and share the same mindset.
Posted by: They're third-world grifters

------------

You are right.

But what they don't see is that they are destroying the West. And when it is gone, they will not survive happily on their yachts and villas in New Zealand.

Posted by: CLinton Foundation at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (fltLA)

102 I've never seen thieves with such large fat egos. So fat, that they have man tits. Women too.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 03:22 PM (EyfuW)

103 And our glorious AG Brown can go take a flying fu*k at a rolling donut.

And society will collapse.
Ace

You said it Ace. As I've already said in earlier threads, this corruption is far deeper and serious than we can imagine. It will rock the Republic, and if not cleaned up, destroy it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:22 PM (2WIwB)

104 This is why I say that Republicans should cut federal spending by 5% across the board and include entitlements like SSDI. Why the budget committee doesn’t do something like that is beyond reason. We hear every year all the excuses why we can’t cut, and yet billions of fraud is being unearthed in every single program. I could explain this to a small mammal and it would shake its head in agreement. Yet we get these fat, old, bloviating GOP committee chairs and a weenie speaker. Unreal. Grow some balls.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 03:22 PM (isOGd)

105 The office of Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has dismissed ongoing claims of fraud related to daycare centers as “the cost of doing business.”
Posted by: Lizzy

That was just a quote I made up in my post. I didn't realize the actual quote was going to be nearly identical.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
======
DeWino is a long time GOPe corruptican.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 03:22 PM (WDjG6)

106 Ah, late to the thread and I see Ohio was mentioned, repeatedly. I will also add Virginia, though I haven't checked that closely. NoVA is infested with 'Rich Diversity', so I'm just going to assume fraud is baked in the sharia. With the change of regime in Richmond, I suspect the fraud will increase to astronomical range. The Coven of Karens will demand it, for our own good.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 03:22 PM (sAmhv)

107 From Ohio:

DeWine spokesman Tierney said that makes Ohio’s system tougher to manipulate. “Does it eliminate fraud attempts? I can’t say that,” he said. “But when you have to show attendance, it’s much harder to create ghost enrollment.”

Yes because nobody could possibly forge attendance records. That would be like impossible man.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 03:22 PM (tNkpt)

108 these really are daycares.

For "harassment."

And "hate."


I think I've seen this playbook before. Maybe California, and whistleblowers/journalists exposing abortion fraud or misconduct?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (ycI94)

109 Harmet Dhillon has already warned them about going after citizen journalists.

Harmet follows up. She should have been AG not the Green Room Queen.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (a4flb)

110 63 What we need is some crazy pipe hitting motherfuckers to go all medieval on their sorry asses with pliers and blow torches.

Thank You
Samuel L. Jackson, Taxpayer
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 03:13 PM (gm9Sb)

Marcellus Wallace (who does not look like a bitch) was played by Ving Rhames.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (4p5Zb)

111 "No one wants to feel like an abused, cucked loser for doing the right thing. If the right thing is not rewarded, and the wrong thing is not punished, we'll all start doing the wrong thing, and Atlas will shrug off his burden.

And society will collapse.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

If we truly turn into a Low Trust society in this way, the American Experiment will become a dead letter - without a shot having been fired.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (0CU3H)

112 Where is CNN? NPR? New York Times? MS-LOL? Washington Post? CBS? ABC? NBC? Isn't this an important NEWS STORY?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (guGkK)

113 DeWine is leaving next year and doesn't care. He listened to his Dem Health director on COVID Amy Acton who was a tyrant . She's now running for governor. Her against probably Vivek. Have fun Ohio

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (zNwXb)

114 Niger’s Government bans visas for Americans
Oh no.
Posted by: No one ever at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)


It is pronounced, "NEE-zher" you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (rbvCR)

115 Do these Day Cares have a box?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (UgvXX)

116 btw, you can find the movie (Zorro: The Gay Blade) in it's entirety here:

https://tinyurl.com/mt6tuda7

I was 6 when it came out (1981) and I never actually saw it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (bss/y)

117 “the cost of doing business.”

Epic failure on reading the room, idiots.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (Dv3i1)

118 Yet we get these fat, old, bloviating GOP committee chairs and a weenie speaker. Unreal. Grow some balls.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 03:22 PM (isOGd)
----
Every single one of these weasels is in on the graft at some level. If not them directly, someone in their social circle is (friend, family member, political donor, etc.).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (ESVrU)

119 Any entity of any size should have THREE levels of audit/review. The first is internal audit. The organization should have trained personnel who review records and compare the records with how policy, procedure, and internal controls say those records are to be maintained.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 31, 2025 03:09 PM (TN0g+)

We investigated our officer for smashing in the face and breaking the limbs of a 90-pound 73-year-old lady with dementia for allegedly shoplifting $8 of merchandise from Walmart and have cleared him of any and all wrongdoing.

Posted by: Average internal investigation at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (TbWk/)

120 If we truly turn into a Low Trust society in this way, the American Experiment will become a dead letter - without a shot having been fired.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM


I think there will be a plethora of shots.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

121 What are the people from there called?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (UgvXX)

122 Harmet follows up. She should have been AG not the Green Room Queen.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (a4flb)


Congress was not willing to play. Politics is the art of the possible.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:25 PM (rbvCR)

123 93 Harmet Dhillon has already warned them about going after citizen journalists.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2025 03:19 PM (+mUZM)

By the way, THIS is why we have a First Amendment. Government shouldn't go after citizen journalists that are attempting to root out corruption. Corporate journalism wasn't around during Colonial America.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:25 PM (0CU3H)

124 I went back to Ohio
But my city was gone
----
Reduced to Day Care Centers

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:25 PM (Dv3i1)

125 104 This is why I say that Republicans should cut federal spending by 5% across the board and include entitlements like SSDI. Why the budget committee doesn’t do something like that is beyond reason. We hear every year all the excuses why we can’t cut, and yet billions of fraud is being unearthed in every single program. I could explain this to a small mammal and it would shake its head in agreement. Yet we get these fat, old, bloviating GOP committee chairs and a weenie speaker. Unreal. Grow some balls.
Posted by: Marcus T
=====
Because the grift will not get cut and innocent people will get hurt. Politicians will never cut the fat preferring instead to affect the people. See Obama closing national parks including the Mall in DC, every local jurisdiction that threatens layoffs of fire and police rather than cut their budgets, and so on.

False Claim Act, applied broadly is the way to go where individual citizens that document fraud waste and abuse in government spending at the federal, state, and local level get 10-20 percent of the money saved.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 03:25 PM (WDjG6)

126 >>Dewine, the cost of doing business; so Mikey let's see YOUR bank accounts you rotted rumpswab.


He's already mixed up in the Haitian refugee business. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 03:25 PM (NuV6c)

127 Washington State's AG says he'll launch an investigation -- into the people asking if these really are daycares.
________
Those are the only ones who may possibly do time. The reporters.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 03:25 PM (s0JqF)

128 Since Ace referenced Atlas shrugging:

"When you see that men get richer by graft and pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed. Money is so noble a medium that it does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It will not permit a country to survive as half-property, half-loot."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (XvL8K)

129 If we truly turn into a Low Trust society in this way, the American Experiment will become a dead letter - without a shot having been fired.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM (0CU3H)
=======

Wearing a MAGA hat in some places will put you face down in the street.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)

130 Cloward-Piven encouraged putting everyone on the welfare train, in order to break the (actually socialist) system.

The Somalis are just helping break the system much more quickly. They just fabricate thousands of welfare recipients and put that money to better use (for jihadis in Somalia). The infidel deserves to surrender all their ill-gotten profits, and give it to the IQ depraved.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (vbXSk)

131 Yes because nobody could possibly forge attendance records. That would be like impossible man.

Its not who votes attends that counts, but who counts the votes students"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (a4flb)

132 >> I'm shocked.
Posted by: CLinton Foundation

Fun fact. The tax case against the Clinton Foundation that was brought by a couple whistleblowers who are experts in forensic accounting has been going through the court system for the last 6+ years. I remember when the guys bringing the case testified before Congress during Trump's 1st term.

Those on X can follow them here @CFWBers. They post updates. They are also inline to get a huge chunk of cash if they win the case so they are pretty serious guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (viF8m)

133 I am setting up a daycare for morons. Beers and chicks jumping on trampolines. Quality Leering Center.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (dK+Kv)

134 Somalian backlash?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (UgvXX)

135 >> Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (ESVrU)

You might think Johnson would get on board because his state is at the top of every ignominious list. Crime, fedgov handouts, etc. He stands up there like some beacon, when his own backyard is a dog park mess.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (isOGd)

136 100 >>>Niger’s Government bans visas for Americans


Oh no.
Posted by: No one ever at December 31, 2025 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)

Those people annoy me.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at December 31, 2025 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

137 Reposting for relevance

I think we are coming to a point in the crisis where the normals are beginning to grasp the enormity of the crime and how they have been enslaved.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:53 PM (RIvkX)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 03:27 PM (RIvkX)

138 112 Where is CNN? NPR? New York Times? MS-LOL? Washington Post? CBS? ABC? NBC? Isn't this an important NEWS STORY?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)



LoL!!!

Sincerely,
CNN, NPR, NYT, MS-NOW, WashPo, CBS, ABC, NBC, etc...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 03:27 PM (sAmhv)

139 Mastercard?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:27 PM (UgvXX)

140 Wearing a MAGA hat in some places will put you face down in the street.

www.bulletproofme.com

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:27 PM (a4flb)

141 *watches first three mins of Zorro: The Gay Blade*

This movie is fucking horrible. Not in the good way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:28 PM (bss/y)

142 By the way, THIS is why we have a First Amendment. Government shouldn't go after citizen journalists that are attempting to root out corruption. Corporate journalism wasn't around during Colonial America.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
=====
1st Amendment was drafted in part because of the celebrated colonial trial of Peter Zenger. Zenger noted that the PA royal governor was spending outrageous amounts for his personal life and charging taxpayers to do it. Zenger was charged with seditious libel and a jury freed him despite the royal government's displeasure. Zenger's defense is that he told the truth which he did. Seditious libel used by the Crown to prosecute people for upsetting the peasants even if the allegations printed were true. Theory was it would undermine public support for the Crown.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 03:28 PM (WDjG6)

143 And society government will collapse.
......

Back to square one.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

144 We are not a nation of laws.

Sure we are. Those laws, like gun control, apply only to the law abiding. See how that works? Remember: No Good Deed goes unpunished.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 03:29 PM (Da7Vv)

145 I can't imagine red states are completely immune.

Kentucky for example.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

***

Just how pervasive is corruption? Do a FOI request on the mayor and city council of your home town. Then see how many "business trips" they made in conjunction with a seminar or training event that was sponsored (and probably paid for) by some company. Look for firms that sell fire trucks, ambulances, IT, etc.
Have a bottle handy because you will want to drink afterwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:29 PM (2WIwB)

146 47 Why are the Somali retards still here?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (UgvXX)



I am told that they bring something of great value to our culture but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 03:29 PM (guGkK)

147 Wow that was good coffee! 3pm coffee. Maybe it was spiked. I'm super wired now. I feel like streaking somewhere. Is it normal for coffee to make you want to strip nude and run around at a sporting event? I wonder if there are a lot of coffee induced streaking episodes. I bet there are and the authorities would be really understanding. Everyone probably gets one caffeinated streak freebee. A rule somewhere.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 03:29 PM (3uBP9)

148 @137 probably and I hope you're right. The hardcore Dems won't change, but independents will be pissed. Now if the GOp only showed some stones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 03:29 PM (zNwXb)

149 If its just the cost of doing business. I need to move and start a day care business, make a few mkllion and get out

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

150 I am setting up a daycare for morons. Beers and chicks jumping on trampolines. Quality Leering Center.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
.....

It won't be empty.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

151 If we truly turn into a Low Trust society in this way, the American Experiment will become a dead letter - without a shot having been fired.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:23 PM

I think there will be a plethora of shots.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

***

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (2WIwB)

152 Samuel Adams had a solution to such crooked government officials.

Fun fact: government won’t hold itself accountable.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (vWau3)

153 This poor Somali's daycare center was broken into and you're not going to believe it but...
they stole all the student enrollment records and the employee files.

Can't make this up.

https://tinyurl.com/99zdmvtz

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (3ImbR)

154
The consensus was later that it was mostly a throwing off of the decision how Europe would be run post Napoleonic wars, as adjudicated by Clemmens von Metternich in Austria,

....and the British were focused on India and the far east.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:13 PM (rbvCR)



I handled him roughly when I commented to him at the Council of Strasbourg "POO TO YOU WITH KNOBS ON!"

Posted by: William Pitt the even Younger at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (y9nCu)

155 []“the cost of doing business.”

Epic failure on reading the room, idiots.

Sociopaths struggle in that department.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (a4flb)

156 I am told that they bring something of great value to our culture but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.
Posted by: Cicero

Doctors, Lawyers, even Congressional Representatives!
-Ilhan Omar

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (Dv3i1)

157 Somalia is a shithole among shitholes. I’ve been to a lot of toilet countries but that is the worst. Their culture is like the Hunger Games. They will kill each other for a piece of silver. Their only loyalty is to their clan. Barely. Because they will light the other guy on fire for a crust of bread. 99% of them don’t give a shit about our country. They are here to exploit, take and undermine. Period. They should find the people who pushed their migration into our country and throw them down a flight of concrete stairs.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (isOGd)

158 This poor Somali's daycare center was broken into and you're not going to believe it but...
they stole all the student enrollment records and the employee files.


Great. Now show us the police report on the break-in.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:32 PM (a4flb)

159 119 Any entity of any size should have THREE levels of audit/review. The first is internal audit. The organization should have trained personnel who review records and compare the records with how policy, procedure, and internal controls say those records are to be maintained.
Posted by: Crusader
======
Yes they should but even that will not work if the general culture in the US becomes that of the Turd World where casual corruption and graft is justified as everybody does it.

Sweden went through painful but successful restructuring of its welfare state in the 90's only to admit hundreds of thousands of barbarians who have no intention in not stealing everything that is not nailed down.

Denmark made a right turn and decided not to admit more barbarians and to force them to assimilate. We shall see if that is successful which I think not.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 03:32 PM (WDjG6)

160 I saw this on X: "Norway Shrugged"

Norway's punitive taxes are driving innovators and startups away.

"Norway imposes a wealth tax that taxes unrealized gains at approximately 1% annually. Calculated on the full market value for publicly traded assets and the book value of private companies. On New Year's Eve, whatever your net worth - including illiquid assets - is subject to this tax. It doesn't matter if you're running a loss-making startup with no cash flow, if your investments have tanked after the valuation date, or even if your company has gone bankrupt—you still owe the tax.

"This creates a perverse scenario where business owners must extract dividends or sell shares every year just to cover their tax bill. With dividend and capital gains taxes at around 38%, you need to withdraw approximately 1.6 million NOK to pay a 1 million NOK wealth tax bill. You're essentially paying taxes to pay taxes, draining capital from your business without any personal financial gain."

Norway also added an "exit tax" so the smart move is to leave before you get rich.

https://paragraph.com/@hagaetc/norway-shrugged

Posted by: mr_jack at December 31, 2025 03:33 PM (LNPSJ)

161 I think there will be a plethora of shots.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

Like getting vaxed and boosted?

Posted by: Got my COVID booster and I feel GREA... at December 31, 2025 03:33 PM (TbWk/)

162 >>I think we are coming to a point in the crisis where the normals are beginning to grasp the enormity of the crime and how they have been enslaved.

That's why I've been saying that all these predictions of a blue wave next Fall might be a big premature. Nobody likes being robbed and a lot Democrat voters are going to start finding out they are in fact the baddies.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:33 PM (viF8m)

163 Fraud is the word.
Posted by: dantesed
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That's a bit passive, it trancends that, let's call it prosecutable crimnal[i/] fraud.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:34 PM (XeU6L)

164 157 Somalia is a shithole among shitholes. I’ve been to a lot of toilet countries but that is the worst. Their culture is like the Hunger Games....
____

Don't forget the clit snipping!

Posted by: Somalia Tourism Board at December 31, 2025 03:34 PM (Dv3i1)

165
You should all be happy that at least there's not a bunch of toddlers being brainwashed with marxoislamic rhymes every day.

Posted by: Auspex at December 31, 2025 03:34 PM (pCWOd)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:34 PM (XeU6L)

167
What are the people from there called?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Ralph

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 03:34 PM (pkeXY)

168 Think of all the hookers and blow that could have been bought with this money, wow

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (NtVYv)

169 I'm gonna need some evidence this brown eyed beauty is Brazilian... 😉

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (61TgR)

170 I am told that they bring something of great value to our culture but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.

When you say "our culture" is that a typo and should read "our coffers" as in the Demonic Party's slush fund ?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (a4flb)

171 Ugh. Almost ushered in the new year with an embarreling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (XeU6L)

172 119 Any entity of any size should have THREE levels of audit/review. The first is internal audit. The organization should have trained personnel who review records and compare the records with how policy, procedure, and internal controls say those records are to be maintained.
Posted by: Crusader
====

"You do, of course, have SOC 2 certification"?

"Infidel!"

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

173 On Zero Hedge they have an article about the Salem, Oregon city council getting a convicted murderer to sit on the oversight board for the PD.
It does not help that they use the picture of the OLD city hall that was torn down in the 60's to illustrate the article.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (rbvCR)

174 and the people at the address refuse to answer the door.

Choot the knockers!

Posted by: Politico "journalists" at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

175 Somalia is a shithole among shitholes. I’ve been to a lot of toilet countries but that is the worst. Their culture is like the Hunger Games. They will kill each other for a piece of silver. Their only loyalty is to their clan. Barely. Because they will light the other guy on fire for a crust of bread. 99% of them don’t give a shit about our country. They are here to exploit, take and undermine. Period. They should find the people who pushed their migration into our country and throw them down a flight of concrete stairs.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 03:31 PM (isOGd)


Exactly right.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:35 PM (2WIwB)

176 Why are the Somali retards still here?
Posted by: Boss Moss

I am told that they bring something of great value to our culture but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
......


Family-owned Somalian eateries known for their goat platters?

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

177 The governing class realized that people will revolt over paying taxes but NOT over spending even if it is straight up theft.

So the answer? Print dollars and steal them.

Your taxes are the same but they still took half of your wealth and the LIVs won't vote you out for it

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

178 146 47 Why are the Somali retards still here?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:10 PM (UgvXX)


I am told that they bring something of great value to our culture but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 03:29 PM (guGkK)

The Powers That Be would be very satisfied if the public opprobrium was strictly limited to the Somalis. Easy to ringfence criticism by calling the critics racist, and there would be more than enough LIVs to buy their explanation and let the story die in time. BTW, I give this story one month and it will be forgotten, in light of the next grotesquerie that will inevitably come out.

Obviously, these Somalis had help from government Sherpas that received kickbacks and votes from the scheme. THESE are the people who need to go to jail most of all. If Bondi and Patel focus on them, this is what will get Trump past the midterms unscathed. That, and everything else Trump did this year that will begin to pay dividends in 2026.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:36 PM (0CU3H)

179 1. Wealth Tax
2. ???
3. Profit!!!!
--Norsk Underbusker Gnomes

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:36 PM (Dv3i1)

180 The Faustian West has reached senescence. Time to die.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 31, 2025 03:36 PM (GPa4z)

181 But what about all those Gay and Transgender Somali Children ??

Where will they get the medical care if they are not allowed to Scam in Minnasota-stan ??

We call on a Hawaiian Judge to step in now and protect these poor children from Donald" Adolf" Trump and the ICE Storm Troopers ...

Posted by: Jackson at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (J9q9v)

182 Hope everyone has a Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (Oq/TM)

183 1. Wealth Tax
2. ???
3. Profit!!!!
--Norsk Underbusker Gnomes
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:36 PM (Dv3i1)


Careful about sneering. California is planning the exact same thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (rbvCR)

184 "And where fraud is substantiated and verified by law enforcement and regulatory agencies, people should be held accountable."

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

185 Now extrapolate this to voter fraud.

Aye?! GOP?! you fuckin clowns awake?

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (61TgR)

186 148 @137 probably and I hope you're right. The hardcore Dems won't change, but independents will be pissed. Now if the GOp only showed some stones
Posted by: Smell the Glove
==========
Like election fraud and election rigging, I have come to the conclusion that far too many GOP officeholders are doing the corruption thing too, just not a crudely.

Only thing that makes sense why far too many of them act the way that they do.

The elite in this country have a vast network formed in politics and elite colleges that essentially view the rest of the population as unworthy peasants. These elites justify their legal and illegal theft from the rest of us because they are smarter, kinder, wiser, and better people all around than the regular folks. Since they are saints by their own definition, then taking their opportunities when they come is simply justified as foresight.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (WDjG6)

187 Then: If Donald Trump has done nothing wrong then he has nothing to fear from an investigation

Now: How dare the government investigate these day care centers for fraud - innocent people will be harmed by baseless investigations!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (sKqQm)

188 I already have a New Calender.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:37 PM (UgvXX)

189 We investigated our officer for smashing in the face and breaking the limbs of a 90-pound 73-year-old lady with dementia for allegedly shoplifting $8 of merchandise from Walmart and have cleared him of any and all wrongdoing.
Posted by: Average internal investigation at December 31, 2025 03:24 PM (TbWk/)
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Not to sh*t on your point but I fired someone as the result of an internal investigation just in October.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 03:38 PM (RIvkX)

190 With AI it would take about 10 minutes to uncover this fraud.

Nobody WANTS to uncover it though.
Posted by: Reality at December 31, 2025 03:18 PM (tNkpt)

This. Because I'd think we would find they are all fucking corrupt except 'maybe' Desantis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I'm good with uncovering EVERYTHING. Let the bodies fall where they may.
Since I've been played as a chump, I don't care WHO goes to jail.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 03:38 PM (QGRvm)

191 Heh.
It's about a 30 minute drive to Kent and Federal Way. Maybe I'll take a drive up to some of these places and check them out.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:38 PM (2WIwB)

192 I'm gonna need some evidence this brown eyed beauty is Brazilian... 😉
Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025


***
I wouldn't have guessed it either. Though there's a certain precision in the way she pronounces "r" and some other consonants that . . .

Oh.

Wait.

Ohhhhh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 03:39 PM (wzUl9)

193 and the people at the address refuse to answer the door.
......

Well, that kind of sucks when you go to pick up your kids.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

194
Now if the GOp only showed some stones
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 03:39 PM (pkeXY)

195 If the Somali's are doing this, sure as HELL the India immigrant's are doing it. I just saw a Day Care open up in New Albany, it's a house not a building. New Albany Ohio ( the place that Epstein built) is one of the HIGHEST tax brackets in Ohio and I wonder if they are doing it to exempt themselves from Property and State Taxes

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 31, 2025 03:39 PM (FCrpy)

196 It isn't the Brazilian way, as the young lady states. It is the third world way, practiced all over the planet. And democrats in this country behave the same way, and will use stolen money to pay for votes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 03:40 PM (0U5gm)

197 Not the hill to die on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:40 PM (UgvXX)

198 Off topic, but it appears that American Thinker has changed their entire format beginning with their front page.

https://www.americanthinker.com/

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 31, 2025 03:40 PM (5xuJ/)

199 >>Why are the Somali retards still here?

To provide votes for the people helping them run these scams.

With all the focus on the money being stolen for this fraud we shouldn't lose sight of the other half of the equation, voting. The Great Replacement is very real.

I challenge anyone to justify the voter vouching system that is part of the Minnesota voting process. There is no reason for it other than to cheat.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:40 PM (viF8m)

200
What's the old saying? "Nobody can hurt you without your permission." What if honest citizens start withholding their permission to be tax cows?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2025 03:40 PM (tgvbd)

201 Today I am asking the Minnesota Legislature to raise taxes on the "White Racist Homo Haters" who reside in the Islamic State of Minnesota-Stan to support these poor people that have been hurt by the Evil and Satanic policies of the Fuhrer and White Cracker Klansman Donny Trump

Posted by: Tim Walz at December 31, 2025 03:41 PM (J9q9v)

202 That's why I've been saying that all these predictions of a blue wave next Fall might be a big premature. Nobody likes being robbed and a lot Democrat voters are going to start finding out they are in fact the baddies.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025



I hope you’re right. I just wonder how many Normies are exposed to this stuff. It’s the number 1 story for political nerds. But for the average LIV, CNN or their local newspaper or newscast sure isn’t telling them about it. If anything they’re going out of their way to tell the Normies it’s no big deal and a bunch of racist lies.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 03:41 PM (tNkpt)

203 Doctors, Lawyers, even Congressional Representatives!
-Ilhan Omar
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Social refinement, motherfuckers! -- Rashida Harbi Tlaib

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

204 I am told that they bring something of great value to our culture but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


***
Once upon a time I'd have said, "They act as a bad example." But -- after decades of brainwashing not to be "racist" -- I'm not so sure Americans understand that.

We still don't need them physically here to profit by their example.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 03:42 PM (wzUl9)

205 I'm gonna need some evidence this brown eyed beauty is Brazilian... 😉
Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025

***
I wouldn't have guessed it either. Though there's a certain precision in the way she pronounces "r" and some other consonants that . . .

Oh.

Wait.

Ohhhhh . . .


TFW you're developing a joke and someone else posts it first, virtually verbatim to what you planned.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:42 PM (Riz8t)

206 Gay Blade joke

Esteban- if your blade as sharp as your tongue?

Zorro- is yours as full as your wit?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:42 PM (Yl2Ob)

207 Remember the Minnesota somali cop who shot the white woman who was seeking help?
Can't wait for Washington cities to hire their own Somali cops.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:43 PM (2WIwB)

208 I wonder if white run legit day cares are left completely unmonitored by the state. Or do they have to show records of the kids, and get regular inspections on various safety protocols?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2025 03:43 PM (vbXSk)

209 >> I'm shocked.
Posted by: CLinton Foundation

Too soon!

Posted by: Kaya at December 31, 2025 03:43 PM (ycI94)

210 165
You should all be happy that at least there's not a bunch of toddlers being brainwashed with marxoislamic rhymes every day.
Posted by: Auspex at December 31, 2025 03:34 PM (pCWOd)

I'm sure they get plenty of that at home.

Posted by: No beneficial effect to be had here at December 31, 2025 03:43 PM (TbWk/)

211 OK....I find this hilarious in a macabre sort of way. The richest man in Somalia is presumed to be this guy:

Haji Mohamed Said Duale

You might ask yourself..."How did Duale get so rich (billionaire status)? Well, he runs a MONEY TRANSFER COMPANY. You have to admit that is kind of funny.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 03:43 PM (dIske)

212 What's the old saying? "Nobody can hurt you without your permission." What if honest citizens start withholding their permission to be tax cows?
------

The GOP house and senate could declare 2026 to be a year of tax ammesty. They could require all returns to be filed as usual, and declare that any taxes owed are waived. That would be an "attention-getter".

But who am I kidding? For it to work, we'd have to have a GOP house and senate that wanted to actually do something other than hold hearings and grift.

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 03:43 PM (TN0g+)

213 What's the point of anything anymore?

Everything is fake and a lie.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (gUzGB)

214 202 That's why I've been saying that all these predictions of a blue wave next Fall might be a big premature. Nobody likes being robbed and a lot Democrat voters are going to start finding out they are in fact the baddies.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025



I hope you’re right. I just wonder how many Normies are exposed to this stuff. It’s the number 1 story for political nerds. But for the average LIV, CNN or their local newspaper or newscast sure isn’t telling them about it. If anything they’re going out of their way to tell the Normies it’s no big deal and a bunch of racist lies.
Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 03:41 PM (tNkpt)

Nick Shirley now has over a million YT subscribers, and his X post received multiple millions of views. CNN, with a fraction of the following that X has, is trying to shoot the messenger. They will not succeed. The MSM may not be dead, but New Media is very much alive, and they are getting all the attention.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (0CU3H)

215 Likely already mentioned: I think I saw a recent report of investigation in the state of Washington that showed several fraudulent Somali businesses receiving gubmint funds whose registrations with literally no street addresses.

That's not just "willful blindness" ... it's aiding and abetting a conspiracy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (og9b4)

216 I hope you’re right. I just wonder how many Normies are exposed to this stuff. It’s the number 1 story for political nerds. But for the average LIV, CNN or their local newspaper or newscast sure isn’t telling them about it. If anything they’re going out of their way to tell the Normies it’s no big deal and a bunch of racist lies.
Posted by: Really?
======
Euroland yutes are increasingly turning to the Internet for news and that is why the EU is panicking trying to shut down American sources like X.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (WDjG6)

217 206

Darn- Autocorrect ruined the joke. Should be "Zorro -Is yours as dull as your wit?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (Yl2Ob)

218 @186 whig, yup. I don't know if you saw the news today on X about a guy who filed election finance complaints against a number of politicians for "smurfing" . Almost all Dems , except Thune and Graham. If found guilty their campaigns have to pay penalties and if the campaign is broke they could be personally liable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (zNwXb)

219 Is there a lot of demand for fake Day Cares?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (UgvXX)

220 You should all be happy that at least there's not a bunch of toddlers being brainwashed with marxoislamic rhymes every day.
Posted by: Auspex
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True!
But, cold comfort.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (XeU6L)

221 >>Nick Shirley now has over a million YT subscribers, and his X post received multiple millions of views.

The number as of now is over 100 million and climbing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (viF8m)

222 Childcare Today,
Fraud Somali!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (wtvvX)

223 Did they pick up Thune yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (UgvXX)

224 219 Is there a lot of demand for fake Day Cares?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (UgvXX)


Evidently

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (VE6XX)

225 I am off to Hawaii for the New Year and if anything bad happens my Staff will notify me, and I will issue some type of bogus message to cover my ass and to blame Trump and Global Warming.

Later Suckers of CA......

Posted by: Gav "The Newsome" at December 31, 2025 03:46 PM (J9q9v)

226 I wonder if white run legit day cares are left completely unmonitored by the state. Or do they have to show records of the kids, and get regular inspections on various safety protocols?

Posted by: illiniwek



It depends upon whether they are giving the local democrats ten percent.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 03:46 PM (0U5gm)

227 What's the old saying? "Nobody can hurt you without your permission." What if honest citizens start withholding their permission to be tax cows?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2025 03:40 PM (tgvbd)

I think it was "nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." Attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt but who knows about these things. People hurt people without permission all the time. They sure as hell CAN hurt you without permission and usually do. And it hurts regardless of permission each and every time.

Posted by: Unless it's a 50 Shades thing at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (TbWk/)

228 Is there a lot of demand for fake Day Cares?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (UgvXX)

Somebody has to look after the fake chirrun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (8zz6B)

229 Gavin is returning the directed energy weapon to Hawaii.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (UgvXX)

230 I am off to Hawaii for the New Year

I'm waiting for "Hawaii" to be replaced by a destination that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (a4flb)

231 Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (wtvvX)

LOL . From "Swindler on the roof"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (Yl2Ob)

232 What's the point of anything anymore?

Everything is fake and a lie.
Posted by: Iasonas
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Fight the good fight friend, never give up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (XeU6L)

233 221 >>Nick Shirley now has over a million YT subscribers, and his X post received multiple millions of views.

The number as of now is over 100 million and climbing.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (viF8m)

Has any MSM post ever gotten 100 million views? 50 million? 25 million?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 03:48 PM (0CU3H)

234 Is there a lot of demand for fake Day Cares?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (UgvXX)

Somebody has to look after the fake chirrun.


... with "autism" and "peanut allergies".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:48 PM (a4flb)

235 Have you seen the S&W 9s?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:48 PM (UgvXX)

236 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (XeU6L)

Yes indeed!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:49 PM (Yl2Ob)

237 >>> @186 whig, yup. I don't know if you saw the news today on X about a guy who filed election finance complaints against a number of politicians for "smurfing" . Almost all Dems , except Thune and Graham. If found guilty their campaigns have to pay penalties and if the campaign is broke they could be personally liable
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (zNwXb)


I think there are also reciprocal rewards in all these sort of cases. As a % of the fraud found. Some investigative minded persons could make a whole livelihood going around and identifying election and welfare fraud. You up those %, make them 20-30 % and people will turn on their own relatives.

When I worked at UPS the reward for turning in cow-orkers who were stealing was well over 100% value. Many thousands. And the system worked great. Anyone would report. Because for a college aged kid the reward money was very significant.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (3uBP9)

238 234 Is there a lot of demand for fake Day Cares?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:44 PM (UgvXX)

Somebody has to look after the fake chirrun.

... with "autism" and "peanut allergies".
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:48 PM (a4flb)

From 2PM till 10PM

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (VE6XX)

239 Completely off topic and maybe something to watch later but this is gobsmacking

https://youtu.be/MiUHjLxm3V0

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (jc0TO)

240 Nick Shirley now has over a million YT subscribers, and his X post received multiple millions of views. CNN, with a fraction of the following that X has, is trying to shoot the messenger. They will not succeed. The MSM may not be dead, but New Media is very much alive, and they are getting all the attention.

CNN: You can't trust this guy!
Me: I don't, but I can't trust you either. He's never lied to me. You have, repeatedly. Advantage: Nick Shirley!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (Riz8t)

241 Likely already mentioned: I think I saw a recent report of investigation in the state of Washington that showed several fraudulent Somali businesses receiving gubmint funds whose registrations with literally no street addresses.

That's not just "willful blindness" ... it's aiding and abetting a conspiracy.

Posted by: ShainS



They are also transferring money interstate to other democrat candidates and get out the vote operations. This is how the democrats are funding their party.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (0U5gm)

242 Somebody has to look after the fake chirrun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Checked temps,(F!)
66 Az, 35 Calgary

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (XeU6L)

243 Somebody has to look after the fake chirrun.
____

30 kids named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed all with the same address listed? It's their culture. You don't hate their culture, do you? Hater.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (Dv3i1)

244 There are 100 Somalis.
There are 10,000 non-Somalis

80 Somalis are criminals
81 non-Somalis are criminals

According to Walz the real problem is non-Somalis.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (tNkpt)

245 Has any MSM post ever gotten 100 million views? 50 million? 25 million?

He is entering into Super Bowl viewership territory.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (a4flb)

246 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (XeU6L)

I'm giving up (temporarily) my move to Florida because too many things keep popping up in NJ for me to take care of.

My place in FL is listed on the market and I'm pretty torn up about it.

But I gotta be a good person and take care of my mom and her affairs.

Despite all the scammers out there getting by.

Imagine if with all the fraud money, we could adequately take care of our own senior citizens.

All of this breaks my heart.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (gUzGB)

247 It depends upon whether they are giving the local democrats ten percent.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 03:46 PM (0U5gm)


The Mafia thought 20% was the break even point.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (rbvCR)

248
Has any MSM post ever gotten 100 million views? 50 million? 25 million?


Dunno. Have they ever posted anything on a Kate Upton wardrobe malfunction?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (Riz8t)

249 How many were hunted down, arrested, and charged for the Jan 6 thing? I think about 700 actually went to prison, but the number taken into custody with charges was between 1,500 and 2,000.

And how much hay did the leftists get out of this?

This new thing, this disgusting fraud, involves a hundred times those chased down by the F fucking B I for Jan 6.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (KiBMU)

250 What's the point of anything anymore?

Everything is fake and a lie.
Posted by: Iasonas
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Fight the good fight friend, never give up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:47 PM (XeU6L)

***

This.
I will not betray the works of my ancestors who helped create this country be lost to some marxist islamic shitheads. My grandkids will have an America to grow up in or I will die trying.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (2WIwB)

251 Scratch the surface of any blue state and you'll find decades of election shenanigans and copious other grift and fraud.

Posted by: Doof at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (QMAsf)

252 Is the old guy in the Shirley video who did all the investigating getting any kudos?

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 03:52 PM (uQzkA)

253 Jon Thune is spanking the monkee while watching Avatar Fire N Ice. Busy busy busy. Trot out the Cruz/Kennedy juggernaut ripper; that'll show them.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 03:52 PM (ehY6c)

254 Stop calling me Shirley.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:53 PM (UgvXX)

255 Iasonas at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (gUzG

Your mom needs so and so do some people who you may not even be aware of .You are appreciated more than you may know. Take a break from news maybe and just take things one step at a time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:53 PM (Yl2Ob)

256 Is the old guy in the Shirley video who did all the investigating getting any kudos?

I don't know about kudos, but the MSM is trying to dox him, because of course they are.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

257 @251 Doof, yes. I live in NYS and I doubt you could separate corruption from legitimate action

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 03:54 PM (zNwXb)

258 Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:51 PM (2WIwB)

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:54 PM (Yl2Ob)

259 Likely already mentioned: I think I saw a recent report of investigation in the state of Washington that showed several fraudulent Somali businesses receiving gubmint funds whose registrations with literally no street addresses.

That's not just "willful blindness" ... it's aiding and abetting a conspiracy.

Posted by: ShainS


Talk about tone deaf...just last week Washington's governor hosted Walz for a fund raiser. Dumbass.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 03:55 PM (2WIwB)

260 derp

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 03:55 PM (abIsI)

261 We need Tampon Tim to prop up our candidate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 03:56 PM (UgvXX)

262 Thune, Lady Lindsay and a bunch of Democrats have their own problems with donor smurfing. FEC complaints plus lawsuits have been filed already.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 03:56 PM (WDjG6)

263 Walz is a Cultural Marxist protecting other Marxists

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

264 "Scratch the surface of any blue state and you'll find decades of election shenanigans and copious other grift and fraud."

and in a lot of blue big cities in red states, but it helps to have a Dem governor turning the blind eye.

Are there any Big Cities that are not Democrat run?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (vbXSk)

265 Doof, yes. I live in NYS and I doubt you could separate corruption from legitimate action
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 03:54 PM (zNwXb)


Same down here in MD. Wes Moore is taking it to new levels and isn't even really trying hard to hide it.

As has been said - it's not that the system is corrupt, it's that corruption is the system.

Posted by: Doof at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (QMAsf)

266 30 kids named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed all with the same address listed? It's their culture. You don't hate their culture, do you? Hater.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 03:50 PM (Dv3i1)


Just remember, if you see the new neighbors out flogging one of their women on the front lawn for sneezing on a Tuesday, remember they are Islamic fundamentalists who have ways and morals that are not our own, and we are not in a position to judge. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

Posted by: Atticus Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (rbvCR)

267 >>Is the old guy in the Shirley video who did all the investigating getting any kudos?

Oh yea. David something or another. He's actually been investigating this stuff in Minnesota for years. It was Shirley joining him not the other way around.

He also filed a lawsuit against Walz the other day. Probably won't go anywhere by itself cause Minnesota is run by Democrats for the most part but every bit helps.

Fun fact, does everyone remember the Democrat politician who was murdered along with her husband a few months ago? Melisa Hortman. She was the former Democrat Speaker of the Minnesota House. She was also the only Democrat who voted against giving healthcare to illegals.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (viF8m)

268
All of this breaks my heart.
Posted by: Iasonas
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I can relate, I know that is of no consolation, but, one foot in front of the other. You just have to take what ever weapons you have and march to the front. Life could be easy, but it just won't. We can only do what we can do. Thoughts will be with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (XeU6L)

269 Scratch the surface of any blue state and you'll find decades of election shenanigans and copious other grift and fraud.
Posted by: Doof at December 31, 2025


***
Lousy-ana was founded by the French, steered badly by the Spanish, squeezed for profit by the French again. The notion of everyday corruption and bribery ("M'sieu wishes me to 'do my job'? I shall require some, shall we say, extra compensation, oui?") was baked into the muddy steaming cake. And it was a Dem stronghold for a very long time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (wzUl9)

270 They are also transferring money interstate to other democrat candidates and get out the vote operations. This is how the democrats are funding their party.

That is one component, another one was given to us as Projection when Klaus of the WEF told us that we would own nothing and like it.

For a lot of WEF types and their minions this is true. These People Of The World do not have a real income but have access to private jets, penthouse condos, luxury yachts and seats at prominent venues that are largely underwritten by the Blob that has a myriad of holding companies, shell organizations and LLCs.

If you are a Made Man in the globalist party and want to go to Paris then NYC, you are able to use the assets of these various entities that are largely funded by NGO stolen funds.

Also, as most cartels, laundering money into holding equities and bonds is often a vector of the stolen money. I'm sure a huge chunk of the 4-20 trillion stolen over the years is a large reason why the stock market is overpriced.

They aren't storing the trillions in a vault like Scrooge McDuck.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (a4flb)

271 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 03:53 PM (Yl2Ob)

Thank you, Fen.

I actually have been trying to read the news less than usual but this fraud stuff has me really annoyed.

The holidays had me down too.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (gUzGB)

272 Beware the spread of occidentalphobia

Posted by: SMOD at December 31, 2025 03:58 PM (RHGPo)

273 I'm good with uncovering EVERYTHING. Let the bodies fall where they may.
Since I've been played as a chump, I don't care WHO goes to jail.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 03:38 PM (QGRvm)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 31, 2025 03:58 PM (bss/y)

274 If the right thing is not rewarded, and the wrong thing is not punished, we'll all start doing the wrong thing, and Atlas will shrug off his burden.

And society will collapse.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM
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Didja ever see a movie where someone's been shot and they're as good as dead, but they keep staggering forward just on momentum for a while?

Yeah, it feels like that's where we're at.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2025 03:58 PM (Hx0tZ)

275 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (XeU6L)

Ty

Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 03:58 PM (gUzGB)

276 274 Didja ever see a movie where someone's been shot and they're as good as dead, but they keep staggering forward just on momentum for a while?

Yeah, it feels like that's where we're at.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2025 03:58 PM (Hx0tZ)

======

The Terminator?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

277 They aren't storing the trillions in a vault like Scrooge McDuck.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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I'm afraid the Caymens will tip over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (XeU6L)

278 I actually have been trying to read the news less than usual but this fraud stuff has me really annoyed.

The holidays had me down too.
Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (gUzGB)

You're a good Son.. Your Mother is lucky to have you.. I'll say a prayer for you...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (VE6XX)

279 267 >>Is the old guy in the Shirley video who did all the investigating getting any kudos?

Oh yea. David something or another. He's actually been investigating this stuff in Minnesota for years. It was Shirley joining him not the other way around.

He also filed a lawsuit against Walz the other day. Probably won't go anywhere by itself cause Minnesota is run by Democrats for the most part but every bit helps.

Fun fact, does everyone remember the Democrat politician who was murdered along with her husband a few months ago? Melisa Hortman. She was the former Democrat Speaker of the Minnesota House. She was also the only Democrat who voted against giving healthcare to illegals.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (viF8m)

The other fun fact was that the MSM was ready to blame Republicans for that murder until the suspect said that Tim Walz ordered him to do it*. The MSM memory holed that guy toot sweet.

*Walz supposedly wanted Klobuchar's Senate seat, but still.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (0CU3H)

280 Didja ever see a movie where someone's been shot and they're as good as dead, but they keep staggering forward just on momentum for a while?

Yeah, it feels like that's where we're at.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2025 03:58 PM (Hx0tZ)


More than just a flesh wound?

Posted by: Doof at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (QMAsf)

281 Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (gUzGB

It is upsetting, but it's not good to live in that place. The holidays can also be quite hard as well. Is there something you like to do which you could do, or read something that is uplifting to you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (Yl2Ob)

282 I have enough saved to retire, but I want to work another ten years because I love what I do.

I may revisit that.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:14 PM (a4flb)

I retired from broadcast engineering in 2019, right before the Covid op. I never looked back. By that time, the job was getting in the way of my hobbies. I waited long enough. 72 was old enough.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (5xuJ/)

283 The Democrat-Communists are covering up these crimes because they get lots of votes and lots and lots of kickbacks ("campaign contributions" LOL) from the fraudsters. And if the Grand Old Pussies aren't going to prosecute them and put them in jail, why would they stop?

Posted by: Cui Bono? at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (qUkBO)

284 I'm afraid the Caymens will tip over.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (XeU6L)


With luck they put it in Silver shorts.

Posted by: Atticus Kindltot at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (rbvCR)

285 Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (VE6XX)

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (Yl2Ob)

286 I hope the lock box is still safe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (UgvXX)

287 Didja ever see a movie where someone's been shot and they're as good as dead, but they keep staggering forward just on momentum for a while?

Yeah, it feels like that's where we're at.
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I posted yesterday that if there was one thing that shows just how strong the American spirit is, its that we could continue to produce positive economic numbers even while footing the bill for *incredible* levels of outright theft and corruption.

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (TN0g+)

288 She was also the only Democrat who voted against giving healthcare to illegals.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (viF8m)

And she sounded scared shitless when she was talking about her vote.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (UslNH)

289 The problem is not the democrat party. The problem is the idiots who vote for and support the democrat party.
Only an idiot would ever have or still does vote for a democrat at any level.

And idiots we have aplenty.

Posted by: Stop Voting For Them at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (R/m4+)

290 Massive hole dug into German bank vault over Christmas and £30,000,000 in gold taken

Posted by: SMOD at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (RHGPo)

291 I don't know if you saw the news today on X about a guy who filed election finance complaints against a number of politicians for "smurfing" . Almost all Dems , except Thune and Graham. If found guilty their campaigns have to pay penalties and if the campaign is broke they could be personally liable
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yep. I did. As I said, the only reason that the GOP is silent on a lot of fraud whether elections or other is that they too are engaging in it.

GOP in the House did not allow Ethics investigation of Omar because the Dems would have demanded an Ethics investigation of Cory Mills, a FL GOP congress critter accused of sexual assault (DC cops called) and threatening to release revenge pron from another person in Florida when they had a breakup resulting in a protective order for the victim in FL.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (WDjG6)

292 You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

So Trump says that Somalia isn't a real country its just a bunch of people walking around killing each other.

I'm in. I want to understand. Give me a crate of ammo and a list and I'll be glad to "climb into his skin and walk around" exploiting his "culture" of murder and violence.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (a4flb)

293 This is the civil war. The blue states and judiciary are in rebellion.

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (YwEeS)

294 Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (VE6XX)

Ty

Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (gUzGB)

295 Lousy-ana was founded by the French, steered badly by the Spanish, squeezed for profit by the French again. The notion of everyday corruption and bribery ("M'sieu wishes me to 'do my job'? I shall require some, shall we say, extra compensation, oui?") was baked into the muddy steaming cake. And it was a Dem stronghold for a very long time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (wzUl9)


Sad. Who was that Congress critter from those parts that Rush called "cold cash"?

Posted by: Doof at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (QMAsf)

296 What I'd like to see happen is for Trump to publicly come out and say he would not encourage anyone who owes money to the IRS to pay them. Call it a tax holiday or whatever. Coming from the administration and not some Internet commenter with a stupid nic like "Martini Farmer" would likely carry a bit of weight with the public.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (NwnyJ)

297 I retired from broadcast engineering in 2019, right before the Covid op. I never looked back. By that time, the job was getting in the way of my hobbies. I waited long enough. 72 was old enough.

Sitting on my backside and staring slackmouthed out the window is a kind of hobby.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (Riz8t)

298
Didja ever see a movie where someone's been shot and they're as good as dead, but they keep staggering forward just on momentum for a while?

Yeah, it feels like that's where we're at.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Yes, and the result can be momentus.

Posted by: Samson at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

299 You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Posted by: Atticus Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (rbvCR
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It's really not as easy to do as you might think

Posted by: Ed Gein at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (Hx0tZ)

300 Talk about tone deaf...just last week Washington's governor hosted Walz for a fund raiser. Dumbass.

Posted by: Diogenes


Money stolen by somalis in Minnesota is being channeled to Washington state. It isn't a fundraiser, it is a bag man run.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (0U5gm)

301 This is very disheartening. I’m not angry. More like sad knowing that this shit is now our country. We’re past the tipping point.

Sure we’ll have some investigations and some people will do some prison time. But will the fraud continue? Absolutely. It’s too big to fail.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:03 PM (tNkpt)

302 Did they get the bars of Tungsten?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:03 PM (UgvXX)

303 Ive been wondering what I should do for a side hustle so this is giving me a few ideas

Im thinking adult daycare center complete with complimentary adult diapers and bags of cheetos for bed wetting incels who white knight on Twitter defending AWFLs in the vain hopes that it'll get them laid

I think im on to something here...

Happy New Year!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Patiently Awaiting My Pre-Ordered AI Powered Fembot at December 31, 2025 04:03 PM (REq0p)

304 Five Billion in "Questionable" Rental Assistance Went to Dead Tennants, Illegal Aliens Under Biden
—Ace
No wonder they loved covid so much.
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No wonder they made covid.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 04:03 PM (E0p3T)

305 Kristi Noem just said 50% of Minnesota Somali visas are fraudulent.
She said Walz either knew or is stupid and she thinks it's both.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (QGRvm)

306 Another "Gay Blade" movie joke

Esteban- A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?

Zorro- To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (Yl2Ob)

307 You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Posted by: Atticus Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (rbvCR
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It's really not as easy to do as you might think

Posted by: Ed Gein


Right?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (Riz8t)

308 So why is the left so big on gun control? Well if you were an industrial strength thief, would you want your victims to be armed?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (Da7Vv)

309 They aren't storing the trillions in a vault like Scrooge McDuck.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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I'm afraid the Caymens will tip over.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (XeU6L)
===

The case I linked to in #46 mentions that the perp laundered his fraud money through China before moving it to Kenya.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)

310 The Free Rider Problem isn't only a Problem for Communism.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (grNgC)

311 This is the civil war. The blue states and judiciary are in rebellion.
Posted by: steevy
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It is something different then that, and more insidious. It is the intentional greed/power-driven poisoning of society.

Posted by: Samson at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (XeU6L)

312 286 I hope the lock box is still safe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:01 PM (UgvXX)

=======

The lock box is where the government keeps the gun to tax you for other people's welfare benefits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

313 Oops /Samson

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (XeU6L)

314 Sad. Who was that Congress critter from those parts that Rush called "cold cash"?
Posted by: Doof at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (QMAsf)

William J. Jefferson.

Been stealing since he could crawl.

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (R/m4+)

315 298
Didja ever see a movie where someone's been shot and they're as good as dead, but they keep staggering forward just on momentum for a while?

Yeah, it feels like that's where we're at.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Yes, and the result can be momentus.
Posted by: Samson
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You can always take one with you.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (WDjG6)

316 Only 550 pounds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (UgvXX)

317 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:00 PM (Yl2Ob)

I've been pretty good about going to the gym. It turns out I lost 30 pounds in about a year and a half.

I have a flight booked for FL for Sat. I'm gonna check on my place there and get my mail, then try to go out and have some fun. Gonna book a hotel at the beach near my favorite bar with live bands.

I was hoping this would be my new life sooner rather than later, /shrug

Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (gUzGB)

318 Money stolen by somalis in Minnesota is being channeled to Washington state. It isn't a fundraiser, it is a bag man run.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (0U5gm)


My conclusion years ago was that the insane third world dictators were insane because they don't require the consent of the people they rule, just a small oligarchy and foreign backing, so they could be nutbar and violent as they could get away with.
I am beginning to see this pattern with Washington and Oregon as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 04:06 PM (rbvCR)

319 What I'd like to see happen is for Trump to publicly come out and say he would not encourage anyone who owes money to the IRS to pay them. Call it a tax holiday or whatever.

Or call it: "the cost of doing business"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:07 PM (a4flb)

320 I posted yesterday that if there was one thing that shows just how strong the American spirit is, its that we could continue to produce positive economic numbers even while footing the bill for *incredible* levels of outright theft and corruption.
_____

Except we're borrowing trillions to pay for it...

Posted by: Cui Bono? at December 31, 2025 04:07 PM (qUkBO)

321 Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (gUzGB)

That's wonderful that you lost the weight . You should pay yourself on the back for that . And having a fun time in the sunshine in Florida sounds great.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:08 PM (Yl2Ob)

322 Kristi Noem just said 50% of Minnesota Somali visas are fraudulent.
She said Walz either knew or is stupid and she thinks it's both.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 04:04 PM (QGRvm)



Ouch.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 04:08 PM (rbvCR)

323 Money stolen by somalis in Minnesota is being channeled to Washington state. It isn't a fundraiser, it is a bag man run.

And why Tampon Timmy was going to get a promotion for his work in facilitating and protecting the bag man run.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:08 PM (a4flb)

324 Kristi Noem just said 50% of Minnesota Somali visas are fraudulent.
She said Walz either knew or is stupid and she thinks it's both.
Posted by: rickb223
......

Gee. I hope she's not going to do something super racist and mean like start deporting them.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

325 What's the point of anything anymore?

Everything is fake and a lie.
Posted by: Iasonas

Depends on what you are looking at.

I am safe. And warm. I have food in the fridge. I have a soft place To sleep at night.

I can look up and see the sky. It is not falling.
I can drink a glass of water from the tap and it will not kill me. I can walk along the sidewalk and see trees and birds and mountains and the sea. I am safe.

I can breathe clean air. I can reach out to people I love. I just brought chicken pho to my son who has the flu and visited with him for several minutes. He loves me. I love him.


When you get despondent, shrink your priorities.

I am loved. I am safe. I am warm. My belly is full.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 04:09 PM (IhIKR)

326 You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Posted by: Atticus Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (rbvCR)


You do know, you have to kill him first to do that.

Posted by: Ed Gein at December 31, 2025 04:09 PM (guGkK)

327 Posted by: Iasonas at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (gUzGB

And that time will come, Isonas, but waiting can be hard!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:09 PM (Yl2Ob)

328 320 I posted yesterday that if there was one thing that shows just how strong the American spirit is, its that we could continue to produce positive economic numbers even while footing the bill for *incredible* levels of outright theft and corruption.
_____

Except we're borrowing trillions to pay for it...

Posted by: Cui Bono? at December 31, 2025 04:07 PM (qUkBO)

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GDP has been positive since 2007 almost exclusively because government spending is added to the + side of the equation.

Without it, we've been negative every year.

One might call it a depression that's lasted almost 20 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

329 Kristi Noem just said 50% of Minnesota Somali visas are fraudulent.
She said Walz either knew or is stupid and she thinks it's both.


Committing crimes while retarded still makes one guilty

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:10 PM (a4flb)

330 I posted yesterday that if there was one thing that shows just how strong the American spirit is, its that we could continue to produce positive economic numbers even while footing the bill for *incredible* levels of outright theft and corruption.
Posted by: Crusader

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You do realize that the GDP, and employment numbers include all the waste? On top of the government waste.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:10 PM (fltLA)

331 324 Kristi Noem just said 50% of Minnesota Somali visas are fraudulent.
She said Walz either knew or is stupid and she thinks it's both.
Posted by: rickb223
......

Gee. I hope she's not going to do something super racist and mean like start deporting them.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

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"Oh, shit! The NYT is going to say mean things about us!"
-Stephen Miller, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

332 In the last 24 years, how many Jews do you know of who picked $18b from welfare fraud? I mean seriously. Really, I'm just asking questions.

And how many Jews have home countries that are so deplorably poor and filthy that they're affronts to G-d and man alike? Really, actually. I'm very serious. Questions. Serious questions.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Tucker Carlson at December 31, 2025 04:10 PM (2Z2fP)

333 314 Sad. Who was that Congress critter from those parts that Rush called "cold cash"?
Posted by: Doof at December 31, 2025 04:02 PM (QMAsf)

William J. Jefferson.

Been stealing since he could crawl.
Posted by: Mortimer Duke at December 31, 2025 04:05 PM (R/m4+)
_________________________

LMAO...I remember that guy. He hid nearly $100,000 in bribe money in pie crust boxes in his freezer.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:10 PM (dIske)

334 He shall not be afraid of evil tidings: his heart is fixed, trusting in the Lord. Psalms 112: 7

Truth from God the father to King David to us. This is the path laid out before you and me.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (ehY6c)

335 I am loved. I am safe. I am warm. My belly is full.

(Louis Armstrong voice and I think to myself what a wonderful world.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (Kt19C)

336 Has anyone complained about the Somali backlash yet?

Poor Somalis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (URXDc)

337 Timetable on deporting 50% of Somalians?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (UgvXX)

338 All of us hear in Brattleboro wants two wish Presdent Obana a Happy New Yeers Eave. We loves yew and miss you.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (wXPKd)

339 Gee. I hope she's not going to do something super racist and mean like start deporting them.

If "deporting" them involves a lime pit, then I'm OK with that.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:12 PM (a4flb)

340 And the NGOs are getting taxpayer money to ship more "refugees" here that then commit all sorts of fraud/suck up welfare bennies and then send their fraud money back to the left in the form of donations and votes plus a little off the top for terrorists in other countries.

Nice racket.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2025 04:12 PM (e1rsl)

341 Has anyone complained about the Somali backlash yet?

Poor Somalis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (URXDc)


*phew*

Posted by: Haitians at December 31, 2025 04:12 PM (guGkK)

342 You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Posted by: Atticus Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:57 PM (rbvCR)

You do know, you have to kill him first to do that.
Posted by: Ed Gein at December 31, 2025 04:09 PM (guGkK)

Step off, poser!
I'M working this corner!

Posted by: Ed Gein at December 31, 2025 04:12 PM (Hx0tZ)

343 I am sharing this with a young person I know who is in very low spirits. It is verses from the. Bible about being in doubt about oneself:

https://tinyurl.com/473w44bm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:12 PM (Yl2Ob)

344 I've begun looking into other day cares and day schools in my area.

Defrauding the American taxpayer isn't a uniquely Somalian attribute.

I'm looking into religious day cares and day schools of all stripes, Muslim, Christian, Jewish and otherwise.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:13 PM (TDLyG)

345 336 Has anyone complained about the Somali backlash yet?

Poor Somalis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (URXDc)
______________________________

See my post at #211 for the Somali with the most to lose. And, he's not even in the US.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:13 PM (dIske)

346 Timetable on deporting 50% of Somalians?

Point them to a military C5 and a lime pit and ask them to make a choice right now.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:13 PM (a4flb)

347 >>Timetable on deporting 50% of Somalians?

We are indeed too kind a Nation.

Would that I were King...
them and their Clansmen would be working in the Mines until their debts are paid off in KWH.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 04:13 PM (grNgC)

348 337 Timetable on deporting 50% of Somalians?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:11 PM (UgvXX)

Two weeks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

349 nood

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (vFG9F)

350 I'm looking into religious day cares and day schools of all stripes, Muslim, Christian, Jewish and otherwise.

We no longer have secular day schools?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (a4flb)

351 >>I'm looking into religious day cares and day schools of all stripes, Muslim, Christian, Jewish and otherwise.


Awesome. Find them. Expose them.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (grNgC)

352 I'm not despondent. I've known for years we've been getting robbed by the left and members of the uniparty. What did everyone think USAID and DOGE were all about?

I'm angry and I want payback. Anger is a lot more useful than surrender. I've been called a liar, a conspiracy theorist and many other names. I want these assholes exposed and punished.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (viF8m)

353 Why were all these daycares getting so much Covid money when all the parents WERE AT HOME? Why do you need daycare when you aren’t going to work?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (IhIKR)

354 Always check the pie crust boxes.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (UjdFS)

355 Except we're borrowing trillions to pay for it...

Borrowing it from whom? If we borrowed trillions of dollars - where IS IT? Its not on any government accounting sheet. Go ahead, try to find an entry that says "Borrowed money". Here is a hint: when the government prints a $100 bill, that money comes out of thin air. When the government takes in money in any way, it goes back to the same thin air it came from in the first place.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (Da7Vv)

356
I'm looking into religious day cares and day schools of all stripes, Muslim, Christian, Jewish and otherwise.
Posted by: Citizen Journalist

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In the 60s the Catholic Church had an orphanage in my town, and a school. but they sent the orphans to public school because they were disruptive.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (fltLA)

357 It'll be interesting when John Q. Public realizes this massive theft of his wealth over the last umpteen decades has led to where we are today.

Half the population is going to be livid while the other half doesn't have a clue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (NwnyJ)

358 LMAO...I remember that guy. He hid nearly $100,000 in bribe money in pie crust boxes in his freezer.
Posted by: Orson
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And, had the NG transport him to rescue it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (XeU6L)

359 Kristi Noem just said 50% of Minnesota Somali visas are fraudulent.

Until the State Department started doing genetic testing, more than half of Somali "families" immigrating to the United States were bringing in non-family members as well.

This includes Ilhan Nur, who immigrated with the Omar family, and so has pretended that her last name is "Omar" ever since.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (xTIDn)

360 I agree the fraud is too big to fail, or stop

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (Ia/+0)

361 GDP has been positive since 2007 almost exclusively because government spending is added to the + side of the equation.

Without it, we've been negative every year.

One might call it a depression that's lasted almost 20 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A fair take. Stagnation is usually the result of government overspending and the commensurate decline in investment. Investment has been headed abroad for higher returns and capital outflows to other nations accentuated the trend.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (WDjG6)

362 Please please please someone look into Lisa Murkowski and Native Alaskan programs...

Posted by: Mudshark at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (8ftm8)

363 362 Please please please someone look into Lisa Murkowski and Native Alaskan programs...
Posted by: Mudshark
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The rottenness in Alaska is the reason that Sarah Palin was driven out of the state.

The confluence of oil money, no taxes, and federal largesse has resulted in a state where corruption is pretty endemic like in Middle Eastern Countries.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (WDjG6)

364 357 It'll be interesting when John Q. Public realizes this massive theft of his wealth over the last umpteen decades has led to where we are today.

Half the population is going to be livid while the other half doesn't have a clue.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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This is the story throughout the West I suspect and China/India have their own massive corruption problems as does Russia.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (WDjG6)

365 You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

Roomy?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (jc0TO)

366 All thieves belong in Prison doing Life terms

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 31, 2025 06:08 PM (wGqjj)

Five Billion in "Questionable" Rental Assistance Went to Dead Tennants, Illegal Aliens Under Biden

No wonder they loved covid so much.

While we were locked down, they were living the high life, on our dime.

We just saw new allegations that illegals and Somali pirates scammed the covid-era loans for businesses program.


$5B in 'questionable' rental assistance under Biden revealed -- including to thousands of 'deceased tenants' and non-citizens: HUD report

WASHINGTON -- A US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) report found more than $5 billion in taxpayer funds went to "questionable" rental assistance recipients during the final year of the Biden administration -- including around 30,000 "deceased tenants" and "thousands" of potential non-citizens, The Post can reveal.

HUD officials said a "large concentration" of the suspicious payments went to New York, California and Washington, DC, with dead recipients getting at least some funds in all 50 states -- in what federal officials are calling widespread abuse of taxpayers' dollars under the Biden administration.

"A massive abuse of taxpayer dollars not only occurred under President [Joe] Biden's watch, but was effectively incentivized by his administration's failure to implement strong financial controls resulting in billions worth of potential improper payments," HUD Secretary Scott Turner said in a statement.


...

HUD's Office of the Chief Financial Officer uncovered $5.8 billion of the "questionable" payments out of nearly $50 billion in total federal rental assistance to public housing authorities, contractors, landlords and other non-federal entities in fiscal year 2024, the 183-page report disclosed.

The around 11% of taxpayer dollars from HUD went to more than 200,000 possibly ineligible tenants -- of whom 29,715 (around 14%) were dead, 9,472 (4%) were non-citizens and 165,393 (82%) were receiving sums that exceeded the threshold for assistance in their geographic region, particularly in New Orleans and other large metro areas.

The HUD programs are designed to help low-income residents who wouldn't otherwise be able to afford shelter -- and the possible grift means those truly in need could have been left out in the cold.

HUD officials faulted the Biden administration for a directive "to push funding out the door with minimal oversight" as well as rent assistance programs placing "substantial trust and responsibility in these non-federal entities ... to accurately assess tenant eligibility."

Now, HUD will have to reach out to the public housing authorities and other entities to confirm the extent of the fraud -- and either pause or revoke funding. Officials will also make criminal referrals when warranted.

"HUD is implementing processes and procedures to revoke or pause funding as part of its efforts to hold bad actors accountable," one official said. "Additionally, the Department could make criminal referrals and exercise other enforcement actions once it has confirmed fraud occurred."

We're still funding this?

And if you think Minnesota fraud is a scandal: Get a load of the massive industrial-scale looting in California.

A fresh 92-page bombshell from the California State Auditor lays it all out.

"This latest report was issued by the state auditor, and that's a nonpartisan position; that state auditor now puts eight state agencies on the high-risk list of agencies to watch out for, for things like fraud and mismanagement as well as waste," Newsmax correspondent Heather Myers revealed last week. "Here's a look at that 92-page report. Newly added to the high-risk list is California's food stamp program. If the state doesn't get the improper payments under control, it could cost an extra $2.5 billion. Also on there is the Department of Finance, which was tasked with giving out COVID relief funds. Critics say $32 billion of that was taken by fraudsters. Then there are infrastructure issues like California's deteriorating dams, and also the high-speed train that's already cost taxpayers 18 billion without a single section of track complete."

But wait, there's more!

"Other reports cite $24 billion spent on the homeless issue that critics claim the state lost track of. More recently, there's a report that says California cell phone users paid a surcharge for years to upgrade the state's 911 system," she added.

Tallied all up, California taxpayers lost $70 billion to fraud.

Posted by: Ace at 01:40 PM




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1 And more... and more... and more... but it's only money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

2 Neil Tennant is dead?!

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 01:40 PM (gKWVE)

3 Prior thread alerted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

4 Biden doubled the federal budget while goods and services that went to American citizens declined.

All of that $4T or so a year was stolen. All of it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

5 if some of that bag had come my way I prolly wouldn't be too upset

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (dCxaZ)

6 The system isn't corrupt, corruption IS the system.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (jc0TO)

7 And it still wasn't enough to beat Trump, huh?

I wonder if there have been some deep-seeded changes in the voting patterns of certain demos in America in response to the Biden administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

8 Ace - we already have a reason to drink. No need to pile on.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:42 PM (sX1BW)

9 I should argue here also that, although the Somalis who did this to us are mostly Daroodis like Ilhan, so tribals bein' tribal; the assholes who covered for them are scum like Ellison, who are not Somali therefore were doing it in service of the Umma.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

10 "Other reports cite $24 billion spent on the homeless issue that critics claim the state lost track of.


Maybe those $100,000 pup tents supplied to Skid Row bums by taxpayer-funded NGOs have something to do with this. Somebody should look into this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 01:42 PM (guGkK)

11 Tallied all up, California taxpayers lost $70 billion to fraud.
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Yes, but look at the high-speed rail system they built. A real marvel.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 01:42 PM (Dv3i1)

12 Time to prosecute a couple Democrats so we can put all these scandals behind us and WinRed the midterms!

Posted by: It's Go Time, Pam! at December 31, 2025 01:42 PM (NcjJv)

13 $5 billion in taxpayer funds went to "questionable" rental assistance recipients during the final year of the Biden administration.

That number is too low.

Posted by: dantesed at December 31, 2025 01:43 PM (Oy/m2)

14 All of that $4T or so a year was stolen. All of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (sKqQm)


And when someone yawns about it...

point out that taxes paid for it. Taxes which you paid into the system from your earnings. Taxes paid with your time. With part of your life. They, literally, stole part of your life from you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 01:43 PM (ExV1e)

15 Over in MA I see they voted for a statewide audit to identify waste and fraud and the governor responded by...ignoring the widely passed vote initiative.

She is counter offering now with...massive tax increases.

On the one hand I feel bad for Massholes, on the other hand as long as you reflexively vote D those pols don't give a shit about what you want.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

16 Protip: When you offer people vast amounts of free money, people are going to take it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:43 PM (jc0TO)

17 Paging man from "Nothing will happen"! Paging man from "Nothing will happen"!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (QK0jY)

18 Am I the only one that is not surprised that every time democrats are in control the treasury is looted?

Look at how fast the churned out spending bills after Biden was elected. I bet it was 10 to 1 what the Reps have done recently.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (RQ8Pa)

19 A Bank Robber was once asked why he robbed banks...

His famous answer was : That's where the money is.

Now, over 40% of GDP is spent by Fed, State or Local Government... so THAT is where the money is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (mP0Kj)

20 It's a no-brainer.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (vFG9F)

21 on the other hand as long as you reflexively vote D those pols don't give a shit about what you want.
Posted by: 18-1


Massholes ain't there for the huntin'.

Posted by: horny polar bear at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (gKWVE)

22 Just shutting down the fraud will probably balance the budget, since it seems a good third of all federal spending is fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (0U5gm)

23 And when someone yawns about it...

point out that taxes paid for it. Taxes which you paid into the system from your earnings. Taxes paid with your time. With part of your life. They, literally, stole part of your life from you.


The taxes are part of it and yes as you point out that is the same as stealing years of someone's life.

But allot of it was funded by the inflationary printing of dollars. You can lower taxes later, the damage of inflation is permanent.

I got takeout this weekend...$72 for 3 people. The same food would have been $35 or so in 2019...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

24 The retard be back

Posted by: one hour sober at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (Y1sOo)

25 So some real deadbeats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (3630A)

26 This might explain in part why a lot of hit-and-run, looting, and home robberies were facilitated with expensive cars for the past 5 or so years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 01:46 PM (mlg/3)

27 Joke had to pay for those 81 million votes somehow.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 01:46 PM (sDNVV)

28 Am I the only one that is not surprised that every time democrats are in control the treasury is looted?

People assume the Democrats have some expensive policy positions and they are soft on crime so a lot of that money gets stolen

That's an incorrect understanding.

The point of Democrat politics is to loot the treasury. Their policy positions are merely there to make it possible. Which is why they can change overnight when the opportunity to grift more comes up

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

29 24 The retard be back
Posted by: one hour sober


Etymologically, that is what defines the retard

Posted by: Barbara Tuchman at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (gKWVE)

30 I think under one big reconciliation bill there need to get many programs limited to 364 days.
Any then maybe 30 day window to reapply.
These are not to be lifelong indenture bonds that people can hold against taxpayers but short-term help to get on with your lives.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (gbOdA)

31 Paging man from "Nothing will happen"! Paging man from "Nothing will happen"!!!

Meh. Something IS happening. The connection between rampant fraud, criminal immigrants and the Democrats has entered the political zeitgeist in a big way. Even LIVs who get their news from CNN are starting to notice.

The effect on voting behavior is hard to predict but the impact can only be positive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (guGkK)

32 Covid was a trillion-dollar forced wealth transfer from taxpayers to Democrap constituencies. I'm sure GOP operatives got their cut, but the vast majority -- probably 80% -- went to Democraps.

There has never been in the history of the world a fraud and scam as massive as covid. Trillions of dollars was stolen. There was a reason these people fought like caged rabid komodo dragons jacked on cocaine to keep covid a never-ending crisis.

Remember the old saying? "If you owe a bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." The problem is similar here. If fraudsters steal $100, that's their problem. If they steal $100B, that's our problem.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

33 Tallied all up, California taxpayers lost $70 billion to fraud.

Posted by: Ace at 01:40 PM

So if we follow the government numbers rule then you have to double that to $140 billion, but it’s probably more like $210 billion.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (6ydKt)

34 I'm betting 75 percent of all spending by every state is fraud
and....
100 percent of the spending by the federal government is fraud

Again, this is the biggest transfer of wealth from the public to our political betters and their minions in history. And it's been going on for decades.

Quite The Plan™ And it worked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (NwnyJ)

35 Abolish HUD.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

36 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

37 Connect the dots, this ish goes straight back to Cucker Tarlson

Posted by: guy who always says it's Cucker Tarlson's fault at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (RpyCp)

38 Gosh, I wonder why most of us weren't really bothered when the government was closed down.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (dIske)

39 $70b here, $70b there. Pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (zNwXb)

40 I don’t want to send them back.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (l3YAf)

41 Gavin Newsom just posted “There is no $70 billion in fraud. That's a made up number.”

nothing to see here peasants step off

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (gbOdA)

42 Does that final # include the Train to Nowhere?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (grNgC)

43 The retard be back
Posted by: one hour sober

Hey! I’m sitting right here!
And I just wrote out a huge tax check!

Posted by: RI Red at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (LMRVO)

44 There has never been in the history of the world a fraud and scam as massive as covid.

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Also a very easy fraud. Hey everyone stay home from work for a year and just watch netflix.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (sX1BW)

45 The system isn't corrupt, corruption IS the system.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (jc0TO)

Truth.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (g8Ew8)

46 If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on support from Paul

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

47 Tallied all up, California taxpayers lost $70 billion to fraud.


True Detective Season 2 came out in 2015 and the backdrop was organized crime using the high speed rail initiative as a way to steal a bunch of money

But the show was entirely too optimistic. Yes they had the "bad guys" winning but still had some actual rail built within a few years not as really happened having ALL the money be stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

48 35 Abolish HUD.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

Never driven 1 single nail. Kind of required if your have Housing in your name.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (gbOdA)

49 I don’t want to send them back.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM


Not while there is a sea level dignity kanal to be built.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (jc0TO)

50 The effect on voting behavior is hard to predict but the impact can only be positive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (guGkK)

Imagine thinking you’re going to vote your way out of this.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (l3YAf)

51 It would not shock me at all to learn that, under Biden, landlords got big govt checks for every property rented to illegals.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (WPL6O)

52 Newsome of course is denying the report...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (VE6XX)

53 Of the top 10 wealthiest counties, five boarder DC. They must have a robust industrial base there.

Posted by: profligatewaste at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (hf2C+)

54 I got takeout this weekend...$72 for 3 people. The same food would have been $35 or so in 2019...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

Took my grandson to lunch yesterday at a now moderately priced restaurant. $49 for two hamburgers and drinks.

Posted by: Fractured History at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (GGatE)

55 We must move heaven and earth to make sure everyone eligible to receive taxpayer money has been paid.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (GPa4z)

56 Sounds like this fraud story is gonna have legs.

Long long multiple scary hairy legs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (n5tGW)

57 Surge Philly (a local YT on the street guy, young guy) is finding the same stuff as up in MN all over Philly.

I know! You're shocked!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (emBoF)

58 Gavin Newsom just posted “There is no $70 billion in fraud. That's a made up number.”

*Jedi hand wave*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (guGkK)

59 The Democrat Party is the largest global organized crime syndicate.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (V362x)

60 you can always count on support from Paul
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

and Mohomeed and Samil and Nadir and...

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (gbOdA)

61 What percentage of the world GDP is U.S. tax dollars?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (ULPxl)

62 they were living the high life

Got a quart of high life right here!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (Kt19C)

63 The CA State budget has doubled over the last 10 years. The government numbers say inflation has been around 30% cumulative over that time.

So...that means a real increase in spending of around 50%. Where is that money going Gavin?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

64 I expect an "unexpected" revision up from the admitted 70 billion.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 31, 2025 01:52 PM (cS1cw)

65 You can lower taxes later, the damage of inflation is permanent.

Yes. In particular, it harms people who lived below their means in order to save for the future (not Democrats) and people who're trying to improve themselves through work - even though they don't yet qualify for more than low wages (frequently not Democrats).

It makes the spendthrifts go deeper into debt for everything and ensures that the proles will not rise above their station.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 01:52 PM (ExV1e)

66 Abolish HUD.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

It's whole premise has always been corruption.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 01:52 PM (g8Ew8)

67 Took my grandson to lunch yesterday at a now moderately priced restaurant. $49 for two hamburgers and drinks.


when I was a kid our "shore" was Ventnor. so we would walk on the boards one way to Margate, or the other to AC.

we'd get ice cream in very posh Margate - $1 a sundae right? go the shorter way to AC? $5 and that was WAY back.

because of comps. bc so many people in AC were gambling and getting comp cash, all the prices were jacked up.

anyway ...that's how I learned about what's going on here in the US. when "comp cash" gets sloshed around, everything gets $$$

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:52 PM (emBoF)

68 People are having a hard time making ends meet, with grocery prices and housing prices and insurance going up so fast.

Meanwhile, the government is shoveling these peoples' tax dollars as fast as they can to every scam known on earth.

I would think a few people are waking up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:53 PM (0U5gm)

69 I hope I am not the only one to ask, but why in hell is there a rental assistance program to the tune of $5B fraud for anyone but the legitimately infirm?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

70 So...that means a real increase in spending of around 50%. Where is that money going Gavin?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

Fire insurance.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 01:54 PM (g8Ew8)

71 Tennants --> Tenants

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:54 PM (RuTUS)

72 California government funding fraud: $70,000,000,000

California 2024 population: 39,430,000

Amount of fraud flushed down the toilet: $1,775.30 per capita.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

73 It would not shock me at all to learn that, under Biden, landlords got big govt checks for every property rented to illegals.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm



Prepare to be not shocked, then, because that is exactly what happened.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (0U5gm)

74 Can you say RICO?

It was designed to deal with criminal enterprises that had 'lots of buffers.' It reaches beyond a simple conspiracy case because it covers bad people doing bad things without necessarily knowing the greater RICO scheme, just that they knew their part in it.

To bring a RICO case you need two or more RICO predicates. 'Murder for hire' is one, as you'd expect
But another is "Bringing in, aiding or assisting aliens in illegally entering the country (if the action was for financial gain);"

If you have the right facts, RICO is a killer.

We're seeing more and more of these potential RICO cases popping up through leaks and exposures. This isn't an accident. Trump is settling all family business.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (dtajH)

75 >>> 34 I'm betting 75 percent of all spending by every state is fraud
and....
100 percent of the spending by the federal government is fraud

Again, this is the biggest transfer of wealth from the public to our political betters and their minions in history. And it's been going on for decades.

Quite The Plan™ And it worked.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (NwnyJ)

Naw, only 74% and 99.999999999%.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (ULPxl)

76 Is it time to start hanging folks yet?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)

77 all this was (and is) is buying votes - > and those become power. it's buying power

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (emBoF)

78 68 People are having a hard time making ends meet, with grocery prices and housing prices and insurance going up so fast.

Meanwhile, the government is shoveling these peoples' tax dollars as fast as they can to every scam known on earth.

I would think a few people are waking up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:53 PM (0U5gm)

=======

"You know what will help? Shutting down the government again!"
-AOC

"Fuck that bitch."
-Chuck Schumer, still wounded from his "win" in the last government shutdown

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

79 Gavin Newsom just posted “There is no $70 billion in fraud. That's a made up number.”

Why does California have a state auditor then? What's the point?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (ExV1e)

80 Honestly, if the government was strict and audited everything on the money they gave out, I'd be complaining about their lack of efficiency. The problem is that they are spending at all.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (jc0TO)

81 76 Is it time to start hanging folks yet?


I was knitting earlier today so yeah maybe!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (emBoF)

82 So...that means a real increase in spending of around 50%. Where is that money going Gavin? Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

My guess is that you need to look first at the Assembly before you look at the governor. They appropriate the money and levy the taxes.

But you know what else that doesn't capture? The absolute freaking waste in government mandates, regulations, restrictions, union featherbedding, windmills and solar panels, and hidden costs of security and safety borne by citizens.

Posted by: Obamacare economists at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (eStot)

83 from the previous thread:

393 I cannot wait to see the fraud numbers from California.
Posted by: connected and litigious

*shoulder shimmy*
* milking a cow hand motions*
*crosses legs like a girl*
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (RuTUS)

84 4 Biden doubled the federal budget while goods and services that went to American citizens declined.

All of that $4T or so a year was stolen. All of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

---

All that money that the shadow autopen government printed was the reason we went through massive inflation. The money disappeared to a bunch democrat operatives while the price of steak went from 6 to 22 dollars

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (SnWM7)

85 Prima Facie evidence of the Democratic-Communist Party buying votes from the dead and illegal aliens -- and mostly dead illegal aliens created out of thin air.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (Qreqs)

86 >>> 76 Is it time to start hanging folks yet?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)

Can we haz heads on pikes?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:57 PM (ULPxl)

87 I'm getting the distinct impression that a very substantial part of our government - both federal and local - is corrupt beyond salvage.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 01:57 PM (y0ylk)

88 393 I cannot wait to see the fraud numbers from California.
Posted by: connected and litigious

*shoulder shimmy*
* milking a cow hand motions*
*crosses legs like a girl*
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (RuTUS)

He just denies it and goes on his way

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

89 69 I hope I am not the only one to ask, but why in hell is there a rental assistance program to the tune of $5B fraud for anyone but the legitimately infirm?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

In Springfield OH, never mind the dead and eaten pets, Gov. DeWine's pet Haitians received rental assistance. So naturally rents went up, the Haitians didn't care, the property owners benefitted. The only people hurt were the lower income Springfield residents who couldn't afford the rent increases. But who cares about them, they had it coming for being taxpaying descendants of colonizers, and probably white supremacists to boot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 01:57 PM (Dv3i1)

90 > Gavin Newsom just posted “There is no $70 billion in fraud. That's a made up number.”
-----------
Ok, Gavin. What number do you propose? Because it's probably way fucking north of $70B.

Asshole.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 01:57 PM (NwnyJ)

91 What percentage of the world GDP is U.S. tax dollars?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (ULPxl)
======

Good question, but I'd also add the US debt dollars, too.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 01:57 PM (rj6Yv)

92 Sounds like this fraud story is gonna have legs.

Long long multiple scary hairy legs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (n5tGW)

Hillary Clinton's inner thighs.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (g8Ew8)

93 We've had a Vampire Tapeworm for some time, no?

It's grown to where it was threatening the host.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (dtajH)

94 All that money that the shadow autopen government printed was the reason we went through massive inflation. The money disappeared to a bunch democrat operatives while the price of steak went from 6 to 22 dollars


exactly and the "closer-in" elites got the best benefit from the money printer, while those outside the inner circle got progressively less and less, and we all got screwed.

there's a name for this I will never in my life remember

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (emBoF)

95 A point of order:

It takes time to build fraud cases. You need multiple witnesses describing intent around signatures on forms, that sort of thing. It's very different from, "That guy in the video robbing a store is obviously this guy because we can see his face."

Also, Senate Democrats have slow walked floor business to the degree that more floor votes have happened this year than any year. Why? Because they're denying unanimous consent on lower appointment posts, like US Attorneys.

The MN USA who started the news cycle about MN fraud? He was only appointed in August. There was some stuff from the Biden admin done on this front, but it was honestly very minor, focusing on 1 of 14 welfare programs targeted.

This MN USA has said that he's looking into all 14 and the first indictments he filed a couple of weeks ago were the first in a large wave.

We're going to see a lot more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

96 92 Hillary Clinton's inner thighs.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (g8Ew

ewwww

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (RuTUS)

97 exactly and the "closer-in" elites got the best benefit from the money printer, while those outside the inner circle got progressively less and less, and we all got screwed.

there's a name for this I will never in my life remember
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (emBoF)

Cantillon effect.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (l3YAf)

98 also I missed the Tucker thread.

well here's another case where I'm sad to be right.

I was right about him. Since 2020.

Scum.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (emBoF)

99 85 Prima Facie evidence of the Democratic-Communist Party buying votes from the dead and illegal aliens -- and mostly dead illegal aliens created out of thin air.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (Qreqs)

======

And it wasn't enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

100 100

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (RuTUS)

101 So Mike Johnson and Republicans are standing there with visors, calculators and a ledger deducting all of this from the federal budget- right? I mean that plus the DOGE savings.

Because I have no idea WTF Congress is doing other than standing around patting themselves on the backs and fundraising off this garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (b0bY0)

102 He just denies it and goes on his way
Posted by: It's me donna

"We checked on the California fraud accusations, government records and Governor Newsome himself say there is no evidence for this. Therefore, there is no evidence, this is just another MAGA hoax."
- CBSs Crack Investigative Journalist

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)

103 Democracy in action! The Democrats went all in over the last decade on looting the nation to enrich themselves and to payoff people to vote for them.

For extra credit the Democrats made a hard run at destabilizing the culture by importing as many 3rd world people as possible who will never assimilate and to keep them compliant paid them off with public money.

And then there is the rigging of the electoral system so all accountability went out the door; this resulted in Biden getting elected and went along ways down the path of ensuring the Democrats would have permanent control of the nation. They still may succeed giving us a Marxist utopian state.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (HTCU3)

104 >>He just denies it and goes on his way

I would imagine he will be having dinner tonight (or tomorrow) here in town.

Unless his FiL has a catered party.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (grNgC)

105 >>>Hillary Clinton's inner thighs.

Let's have a New Year's resolution to never mention THAT again.

Posted by: Pile of Shit at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (CwhoI)

106 California government funding fraud: $70,000,000,000

California 2024 population: 39,430,000

Amount of fraud flushed down the toilet: $1,775.30 per capita.
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)


50% of California taxes. Most people don't care.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (ExV1e)

107 98 also I missed the Tucker thread.

well here's another case where I'm sad to be right.

I was right about him. Since 2020.

Scum.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (emBoF)

There'll be more Tucker threads!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (RuTUS)

108 CANTILLON!

yes

so yeah that's life in the USSA basically

the inner ones buy up property with the fake moneys and we get to pay more to rent from them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (emBoF)

109 I hope I am not the only one to ask, but why in hell is there a rental assistance program to the tune of $5B fraud for anyone but the legitimately infirm? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

You may ask, where do I find in the Constitution that one of the responsibilities of the federal government is to take money from the people to provide rental assistance funds to the states so they can spend it on the people's housing?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (eStot)

110 7 And it still wasn't enough to beat Trump, huh?

I wonder if there have been some deep-seeded changes in the voting patterns of certain demos in America in response to the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That happened in Trump's first term. Trump was the only president in history running for a second term that received more votes than in the first term and still lost. Trump gained about 11 million votes between 2016 (63 million) and 2020 (74 million). And about another 3 million in 2024 on top of that (77 million). So roughly 25 percent increase from 2016.

Killary's baseline was 65 million, Biden got 81 million*, and Kumala got 75 million ballots.

My guess is that Dem baseline fraud of paid ballot harvested, non existent, counting room fraud, and illegal votes tallied between 10-20 million (baseline legal D vote was probably about 55-60 million give or take).

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (WDjG6)

111 104 >>He just denies it and goes on his way

I would imagine he will be having dinner tonight (or tomorrow) here in town.

Unless his FiL has a catered party.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (grNgC)

Give him a hug!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM (RuTUS)

112 You may ask, where do I find in the Constitution that one of the responsibilities of the federal government is to take money from the people to provide rental assistance funds to the states so they can spend it on the people's housing?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (eStot)

It's right there next to Guaranteed health care and Abortions..

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

113 Because I have no idea WTF Congress is doing other than standing around patting themselves on the backs and fundraising off this garbage.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (b0bY0)

The passed a resolution condemning “socialism” while keeping Biden levels of spending.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM (l3YAf)

114 82 So...that means a real increase in spending of around 50%. Where is that money going Gavin? Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
____________________________

I'm willing to bet that a significant amount of Federal funding for specific items was funneled into other totally unrelated programs (which, of course, is illegal), and that's the primary reason that a certain collection of blue states like California are refusing to open their books. High Speed rail project comes to mind considering the absolute non-progress over a period of at least 12 years. Instead, they used that project to gobble up generational farmland and private properties using emminent domain (over 800 properties at last count)...while funneling federal funds into their entitlement programs.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM (dIske)

115 Don't put CA over MN in the fraud race yet. CA is 8 times larger, but only has 7 times as much fraud. Plus almost all of our fraud is committed by less than 100K Somalis, which counts for extra style points.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM (sbsMc)

116 This demands many years of investigations and hearings and commissions and meetings and subpoenas and affidavits and testimonies and Strongly Worded Letters and...oh you know the drill.

Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM (V362x)

117 Ahem.

Posted by: The Good and Plenty Clause at December 31, 2025 02:02 PM (jc0TO)

118 (baseline legal D vote was probably about 55-60 million give or take)

45 milion MAX

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 02:02 PM (emBoF)

119 Yes they had the "bad guys" winning but still had some actual rail built within a few years not as really happened having ALL the money be stolen
Posted by: 18-

------------------

LIAR
we built a couple good overpasses and one pedestrian bridge with that money!

Posted by: CA High Speed Rail at December 31, 2025 02:02 PM (fltLA)

120
Tallied all up, California taxpayers lost $70 billion to fraud.

------

That's roughly the amount of the CA debt.

Unlike the federal government, a state can't print money.

During the Covid nonsense, legitimate unemployed couldn't get through to file for unemployment, but the thieves could. After making a hundred unsuccessful phone calls and finally getting through, many had their unemployment payments frozen due to clumsy ineffective controls applied to address the fraud.

For all the taxes and fees the CA government charges, we don't have much service to show for it. The thieves do, though.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 02:02 PM (VWtfl)

121 107 98 also I missed the Tucker thread.

well here's another case where I'm sad to be right.

I was right about him. Since 2020.

Scum.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (emBoF)

There'll be more Tucker threads!
Posted by: m
=======
Well, it does provide paid employment for some posting here and web site numbers for Ace from red states like Bangladesh, India, and China.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:02 PM (WDjG6)

122 But there is no way we can reduce the federal budget and entitlement programs!! We have to incrementally increase the baseline!!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 02:02 PM (b0bY0)

123 Hillary Clinton's inner thighs.
- What are discarded lyrics from the song Bette Davis Eyes?

Posted by: Jeopardy Response at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (Dv3i1)

124 Because I have no idea WTF Congress is doing other than standing around patting themselves on the backs and fundraising off this garbage.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (b0bY0)

The passed a resolution condemning “socialism” while keeping Biden levels of spending.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM


They are fighting to INCREASE the funds for settling refugees in our country.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (jc0TO)

125 We're going to see a lot more. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

I foresee Valachi-style hearings this fall, leading up to the midterms.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (eStot)

126 I feel like such a chump. I haven't in on any of this free money that all the half wits have been raking in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (uWKK8)

127 Also, Senate Democrats have slow walked floor business to the degree that more floor votes have happened this year than any year. Why? Because they're denying unanimous consent on lower appointment posts, like US Attorneys.

The MN USA who started the news cycle about MN fraud? He was only appointed in August. There was some stuff from the Biden admin done on this front, but it was honestly very minor, focusing on 1 of 14 welfare programs targeted.

This MN USA has said that he's looking into all 14 and the first indictments he filed a couple of weeks ago were the first in a large wave.

We're going to see a lot more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)


Does this mean that, eventually, people will quit whining about the DOJ?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (ExV1e)

128 “Are we still talking about this?”

Posted by: Legacy Media at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (vWau3)

129 The retard be back

Posted by: one hour sober at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (Y1sOo)


You're going to have to narrow that down a bit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (n9ltV)

130 Pam Bondi to the Fox News makeup chair. Pam Bondi to the Fox News makeup chair.

Posted by: Dept of Justice PA at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (l3YAf)

131 Is it time to start hanging folks yet?


I was knitting earlier today so yeah maybe!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:56 PM (emBoF)

AoSHQ Itinerary.

1. Knitting

c. Hanging folks.

. . .

Spitting on hands?

Slitting throats?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (dK+Kv)

132 We are chumps.

Posted by: Law Abiding Tax Payers at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (tNkpt)

133 I want convictions. I want heads on pikes. We won't see this soon.

What we can get soon is total exposure. Including by RICO charges getting dropped after the Overton Window has shifted.

That's what I'm seeing Trump doing.

With e-mails and such hoovered out of the NSA by Surfer Girl Tulsi as evidence, it becames largely a paper case of having the bad actors verify copies of things that they wrote.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (dtajH)

134 Ya know. If you start watching The New Hope at exactly 10:02:41, tonight, the Death Star will explode at midnight.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (2WIwB)

135 And if you think Minnesota fraud is a scandal: Get a load of the massive industrial-scale looting in California.


Just start arresting everyone in office.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (QGRvm)

136 Where does all this infinite money come from?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (pkeXY)

137 When someone starts to tally up how much this is costing or has cost the average taxpayer over, say, the last 30 years....

"Something" might happen. And our political betters are probably not prepared for it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (NwnyJ)

138 127 Does this mean that, eventually, people will quit whining about the DOJ?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (ExV1e)

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No, because Bondi, a manager, should be in courtrooms. I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

139 50% of California taxes. Most people don't care.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (ExV1e)


That should read...

LESS THAN 500K Californians pay MORE THAN 50% of California taxes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:06 PM (ExV1e)

140 Where does all this infinite money come from?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM


Our grandchildren.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:06 PM (jc0TO)

141 Scum.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (emBoF)


Carlson fooled me for a long time. But clearly the wheels fell off when he left Fox and no longer had the benefit of producers and writers who reined in his lunacy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 02:06 PM (n9ltV)

142 Ben Nighthorse Campbell, the former senator and U.S. representative of Colorado known for his passionate advocacy of Native American issues, died Tuesday at age 92.

-
I met the Nighthorse several times and he seemed like a good guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:06 PM (L/fGl)

143 You get some tar and I’ll get some feathers,

Honey, Honey

You get some tar and I’ll get some feathers,

Babe, babe

You get some tar and I’ll get some feathers and will toss them on to our Washington betters, honey your baby, be mine

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 02:06 PM (vWau3)

144 I believe this is on-topic given today's Ace posts -

https://tinyurl.com/4kmw23nr

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:06 PM (5rh/l)

145 Is it slit then hang or hang then slit? I can never remember.

Posted by: guy who can't remember at December 31, 2025 02:07 PM (vFG9F)

146 Where does all this infinite money come from?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (pkeXY)
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This generation's great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren.

(not enough greats?)

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:07 PM (rj6Yv)

147 132 We are chumps.
Posted by: Law Abiding Tax Payers at December 31, 2025 02:04 PM (tNkpt)

This is how I feel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2025 02:07 PM (dtf79)

148 "Something" might happen. And our political betters are probably not prepared for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Have you heard about our new Central Bank Digital Currency?

Posted by: Western Governments at December 31, 2025 02:07 PM (Dv3i1)

149 I’m thinking Fox knew something about Carlson and that’s why they cut him. Imagine tuning in and seeing this crap.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 02:07 PM (b0bY0)

150 Where does all this infinite money come from?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (pkeXY)

Your children and their children.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:08 PM (dK+Kv)

151 I forgot the story details of The goose that laid the golden egg.

What happened to the goose and where can i get one?

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 02:08 PM (EyfuW)

152 136 Where does all this infinite money come from?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (pkeXY)


From the United States Treasury. It grows there on digital money trees.

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:08 PM (5rh/l)

153 Nice. Crawdad Hole ref.

Is that the Stanley Brothers?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:09 PM (grNgC)

154 Is it slit then hang or hang then slit? I can never remember.
Posted by: guy who can't remember at December 31, 2025 02:07 PM


It's hang then tar.

The bones hold together longer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:09 PM (jc0TO)

155 So, math. Just spitballing here. Say, Minnesota has $9 billion in fraud. So, my thesis is if that’s fraud we don’t have to pay it next year. That means -$9 billion from that program- right?

Somebody please send this to Johnson and Thune. With a calculator.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 02:09 PM (b0bY0)

156 I was right about him. Since 2020.
Scum.
Posted by: BlackOrchid


I lack these Bene Gesserit powers, sadly. I thought he was great back then.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (gKWVE)

157 32 Covid was a trillion-dollar forced wealth transfer from taxpayers to Democrap constituencies. I'm sure GOP operatives got their cut, but the vast majority -- probably 80% -- went to Democraps.

There has never been in the history of the world a fraud and scam as massive as covid. Trillions of dollars was stolen. There was a reason these people fought like caged rabid komodo dragons jacked on cocaine to keep covid a never-ending crisis.

Remember the old saying? "If you owe a bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." The problem is similar here. If fraudsters steal $100, that's their problem. If they steal $100B, that's our problem.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

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If you look at the macro numbers it was ultimately a $3 trillion dollar wealth transfer to the top 1%.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (Vh9CX)

158 156 I was right about him. Since 2020.
Scum.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

I lack these Bene Gesserit powers, sadly. I thought he was great back then.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (gKWVE)

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I never care about any talking heads and feel no connection to them.

So, they can never disappoint me or make me feel stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

159 And if you think Minnesota fraud is a scandal: Get a load of the massive industrial-scale looting in California.


Just start arresting everyone in office.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (QGRvm)

And run the crematories 24/7.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (snZF9)

160 Ok, so we can't expect to see things happen immediately. Can we set some milestones maybe? Like in three months and six months? How long before we can expect some
trials and convictions?

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (vFG9F)

161 A point of order:

It takes time to build fraud cases. You need multiple witnesses describing intent around signatures on forms, that sort of thing. It's very different from, "That guy in the video robbing a store is obviously this guy because we can see his face."

Also, Senate Democrats have slow walked floor business to the degree that more floor votes have happened this year than any year. Why? Because they're denying unanimous consent on lower appointment posts, like US Attorneys.

The MN USA who started the news cycle about MN fraud? He was only appointed in August. There was some stuff from the Biden admin done on this front, but it was honestly very minor, focusing on 1 of 14 welfare programs targeted.

This MN USA has said that he's looking into all 14 and the first indictments he filed a couple of weeks ago were the first in a large wave.

We're going to see a lot more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
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It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

162 "... but was effectively incentivized by his administration's failure to implement strong financial controls resulting in billions worth of potential improper payments," ...

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BREAKING: Senator Fauxcahontas Warren (CCP - Liewatha) Proposes Another New Politically-Weaponized Unconstitutional Bureaucracy -- The DUDFIB (Deceased & Undocumented Democrat Financial Incentivization Bureau). Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (XZaOB)

163 >>And run the crematories 24/7.


There is a Better Way.

Posted by: Soylent Green Energy at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (grNgC)

164 Leftists: "I don't see a problem with the Minnesota Daycare issues."

Low Information Moderates: "Well, that seems a bit sketchy. Perhaps we should look into that."

AOS HQ response: "Why in the actual F*ck are we using taxpayer dollars to subsidize daycare centers in the first f*cking place. If you can't afford to raise a kid, do f*cking have a kid."

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (dIske)

165 118 (baseline legal D vote was probably about 55-60 million give or take)

45 milion MAX
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Obama got about 70 million votes in 2008. 66 million in 2012. My guess is the 2008 vote had less formal cheating (typical ingrained type in places like Detroit, Atlanta, etc.) because it simply was not needed. People were tired of the Bushes and some thought that Obama would be a better president than McCain. McCain got 60 million votes. Romney did only slightly better than McCain getting nearly 61 million votes. That is where I think fraud started to kick in as my guess is Obama benefitted from about 4-6m in fraudulent votes in key states for 2012. Florida and Ohio among a few other states like PA, VA, IA, were likely tipped by fraud. Romney probably would have won the electoral college if not the popular vote.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (WDjG6)

166 126 I feel like such a chump. I haven't in on any of this free money that all the half wits have been raking in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (uWKK

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You are a chump. All us straights are chumps.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM (Vh9CX)

167 You may ask, where do I find in the Constitution that one of the responsibilities of the federal government is to take money from the people to provide rental assistance funds to the states so they can spend it on the people's housing?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (eStot)

Of course. But in the 80/20 sense, and in the times in which we live, do we really want old people and special needs people roaming the streets in squalor?

I know. I know. Still not a Constitutional duty of the federal government. But that train has sailed, baby.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

168 161 It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

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Thankfully, the demographic tendency of Somalis to be really stupid is going to make a lot of this relatively easy.

$5 says that a few of these locations have printed out emails from NGO employees telling them how to do things step by step.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

169 76 Is it time to start hanging folks yet?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)

That time was well in the past my friend ...

What's coming will be

#vigilantejustice

Posted by: browndog nosing about at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (3sXRv)

170 The GOP needs to get this message out asap to Americans of all color, but especially blacks:

THIS is where welfare is going and yours is probably less. YOU Americans are not the priority!

Not saying that generational welfare is ok (note: Katrina response if you need an example: people hacking through roofs with an ax to wait for help vs helping themselves). These are the LBJ welfare generations.

At least they are legal Americans, being raised by grandmothers because for generations large % of baby daddies vanish. Pregnancy and drug addiction and here we are...and it's not new in inner cities. Few make it out, like Dr. Ben Carson. But some do and fix their own generational welfare and lack of male figures.

What is new is the complete hand out of billions to illegals, arriving from Somolia and Mexico and other places that are here for the freebies.

Round 'em all up and DEPORT.

Round up politicans and arrest. Walz and others can claim they did not know, and it is possible being that Walz is a retard, but I call BS.

Voting blocs of Omar types elect Omar types and are on the kickbacks. Vs assimilation. GET OUT!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (WONhk)

171 In three months I don't really expect much. In six months I expect even less.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (vFG9F)

172 The Democrat Party is the largest global organized crime syndicate.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 31, 2025 01:51 PM (V362x)

Hey!

Posted by: The Saxe-Coburg-Gothas at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (HuCsm)

173 It takes time to build fraud cases. You need multiple witnesses describing intent around signatures on forms, that sort of thing. It's very different from, "That guy in the video robbing a store is obviously this guy because we can see his face."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
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It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.
Posted by: Judge Elric
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Gentlemen, we do not do reasoned analysis here. The gray boxes are for emotional venting (Veruca Salt style) only.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (WDjG6)

174 For the politicians and the government types, it's always someone else's money. It's easy to spend it. It's easy to give it away. It's easy to have it stolen, and look the other way. At this point it's not even other people's money, i.e. the taxpayers, because the deficits are so high that it's not tax revenue, it's just printed money, so the attitude is, who cares?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (MZ+PY)

175 153 Nice. Crawdad Hole ref.

Is that the Stanley Brothers?
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:09 PM (grNgC)



Honestly, I only know it from basic training cadences. But now I’ve tune in to Doc Watson’s version for the first time.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (vWau3)

176 We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (2fdLC)

177 Nighthorse was an interesting guy politically. He was a moderate Dem, back when they existed, and when he switched in '95 he stayed the same politically - the Dems had just moved far enough left he was no longer a Dem...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (sKqQm)

178 173 Gentlemen, we do not do reasoned analysis here. The gray boxes are for emotional venting (Veruca Salt style) only.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (WDjG6)

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*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

179 You may ask, where do I find in the Constitution that one of the responsibilities of the federal government is to take money from the people to provide rental assistance funds to the states so they can spend it on the people's housing?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (eStot)

Of course. But in the 80/20 sense, and in the times in which we live, do we really want old people and special needs people roaming the streets in squalor?

I know. I know. Still not a Constitutional duty of the federal government. But that train has sailed, baby.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM


If I wasn't being robbed so much by the government, I'd give even more to charities of my choice.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (jc0TO)

180 >> It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.

I’m waiting for that Omar bint and her husband. No way that’s a legit 0-$30 mil in one year.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (b0bY0)

181 123 Hillary Clinton's inner thighs.
- What are discarded lyrics from the song Bette Davis Eyes?
Posted by: Jeopardy Response at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (Dv3i1)

hahahahaha

She's pure as New York snow
Hill'ry Clinton's i-inner thighs

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (RuTUS)

182 It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

And then MN judges just toss the convictions, as has already happened.

It’s almost as if an Anglo system of justice meant for a moral, homogeneous people can’t work when the country has a hundred million third-worlders in it..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (l3YAf)

183
I never care about any talking heads and feel no connection to them.

They know about life during wartime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (pkeXY)

184 > If you look at the macro numbers it was ultimately a $3 trillion dollar wealth transfer to the top 1%.
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Last year maybe. I bet the totals for the last decade dwarf that $3T.

Because this has been going on for a very long time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (NwnyJ)

185 It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
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According to First Assistant US Attorney Joe Thompson during yesterday's announcement, a lot of the MN fraud money has been traced to eastern Africa, particularly to Nairobi, Kenya.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)

186 "I wonder if there have been some deep-seeded changes in the voting patterns of certain demos in America in response to the Biden administration."

Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

I've been ranting about this since 2016. Trump has gotten White Non-College to turnout after they were evicted from their historic home in the D party. Hispanics and Black Men have been joining. Still plenty of room to grow.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (dtajH)

187 THIS is where welfare is going and yours is probably less. YOU Americans are not the priority!

The Dems believe they've already bought the domestic FSA - why should they give them more?

Getting the illegal and immigrant vote though? They are still paying for that.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

188 172 The Democrat Party is the largest global organized crime syndicate.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese

One of the oldest too. The proto Democrat party was accepting foreign money from France and its minister during G. Washington's term in office.

Old Tom Jefferson as Washington's Sec. of State put a party propagandist on government payroll just to attack his own administration under the table.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:15 PM (WDjG6)

189 Ok, so we can't expect to see things happen immediately. Can we set some milestones maybe? Like in three months and six months? How long before we can expect some
trials and convictions?
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (vFG9F)


Or more "sporty" actions. Because if this doesn't get fixed, that becomes inevitable.
Screw Russia. Screw Ukraine. To hell with nato. The Republic is in serious danger.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 02:15 PM (2WIwB)

190 Gentlemen, we do not do reasoned analysis here. The gray boxes are for emotional venting (Veruca Salt style) only.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (WDjG6)

I feel seen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:15 PM (dK+Kv)

191 Ok, so we can't expect to see things happen immediately. Can we set some milestones maybe? Like in three months and six months? How long before we can expect some
trials and convictions?
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (vFG9F)


Can you guarantee that the judges won't insert themselves? Can you guarantee that the citizens of the relevant communities with indict when shown the evidence?

Nothing is certain but death, fraud, and taxes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

192 You're invited!

https://is.gd/YSQetR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

193 We’re probably up to a trillion on fraud and counting. Which we are going to reduce from the budget. Right?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 02:15 PM (b0bY0)

194 149 I’m thinking Fox knew something about Carlson and that’s why they cut him. Imagine tuning in and seeing this crap.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 02:07 PM (b0bY0)

I don't remember the story.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (RuTUS)

195 It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

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Thankfully, the demographic tendency of Somalis to be really stupid is going to make a lot of this relatively easy.

$5 says that a few of these locations have printed out emails from NGO employees telling them how to do things step by step.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
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True, but you also have to prove that the money was collected for fraudulent kids. I'm sure there are sign-in sheets with names and attendance, and I'll bet the names are legit. How do you prove that Kid X wasn't at the center on February 21, 2023?

The parents of the fake kids were probably getting a cut. They will line up to testify that "yes, my kids were enrolled here and we went almost every day. Fraud? What fraud?"

See how the "Learing Center" was suddenly flooded with parents and kids the day after the story broke? They are ALL in on the fraud.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

196 "do we really want old people and special needs people roaming the streets in squalor?"

Don't we have that anyway?

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (vFG9F)

197 The pushback seems to have coalesced behind the, "this is just the cost serving the community, yes we've always known about it", Talking points.

"oh, you think investigating fraud is your thing. But you merely adopted the fraud; I was born in it."

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (3uBP9)

198 I never care about any talking heads and feel no connection to them.

So, they can never disappoint me or make me feel stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

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"Never fall in love with any politician." -- Dan Bongino

Now, when it comes to podcasts and talk radio ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (XZaOB)

199 Gentlemen, we do not do reasoned analysis here. The gray boxes are for emotional venting (Veruca Salt style) only.
Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:13 PM (WDjG6)

Reasoned analysis and your precious legal system are what have led us to our current sorry state of affairs.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (l3YAf)

200 200

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (RuTUS)

201 >>Thankfully, the demographic tendency of Somalis to be really stupid is going to make a lot of this relatively easy.


You would think. Except. Islamic banking practices get in the way of a lot of paper trails we would traditionally employ..

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (grNgC)

202 Leftists: "I don't see a problem with the Minnesota Daycare issues."

Low Information Moderates: "Well, that seems a bit sketchy. Perhaps we should look into that."

AOS HQ response: "Why in the actual F*ck are we using taxpayer dollars to subsidize daycare centers in the first f*cking place. If you can't afford to raise a kid, do f*cking have a kid."
Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (dIske)


Do any of the fucking parents have fucking jobs? If not, why do they need fucking daycare anyway?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

203 As the average taxpayers sit down to do their Federal taxes in a couple of months, let this seep in. Let it seep in real deep.
Not even the government can blame them for being mad as hell. And there better be some justice doled out to those responsible for this mess.

Posted by: Case at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (G1OIb)

204 Back in the 60s Futurists presumed we'd have a 20 hour work week and retire in our 50s.

That dream ended when we got rid of the gold standard, but SPECIFICALLY because the government just started printing money to give to itself, its clients, and its overseas interests.

If there was an opposition party they might want to point out what we didn't get because instead we gave generational wealth to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

205 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (q+0n5)

206 It takes time to build fraud cases. You need multiple witnesses describing intent around signatures on forms, that sort of thing. It's very different from, "That guy in the video robbing a store is obviously this guy because we can see his face."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
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It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.
Posted by: Judge Elric


1st shell company proves fraud. Arrest.
Then keep unraveling. But arrest.

And do the classic TV detective thing:

"1st one to talk gets the good deal"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (QGRvm)

207 136 Where does all this infinite money come from?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (pkeXY)


Brrrrp ... brrrp ... brrrp ... go the printers

Posted by: The Folks Who Brought You MMT at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (3sXRv)

208 MIT > MTM > MMT

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:18 PM (jc0TO)

209 Anybody doing reasoned analysis in the gray spends a night in the

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

210 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (guGkK)

Thanks for a positive view here, which except for Jack Straw, often isn't expressed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 02:18 PM (8Cor4)

211 >>But now I’ve tune in to Doc Watson’s version for the first time.


Checkout the Ralph and Carter Stanley version. Good stuff.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:18 PM (grNgC)

212 Just caught a glimpse of CNN Top News of the Year.

Killing of Iryna Zarutska was number five.
P Diddy was number one.

No Kirk that I saw.
Dude was bigger than MLK and international too. His assassinations knocked Iryna off the news, and did not seem fit to mention.

/ They might have him below number 6, which I did not see.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 02:18 PM (/lPRQ)

213 Bondi's and Patel's troops need to be need to be in Federal Courts 24/7 getting court orders to lock-down the records of every Somali 'small business' in the nation, ASAP.

Because -

https://tinyurl.com/2s378d2r

When will the arson jobs begin?

I'm surprised people (gee, I wonder who?) haven't been calling-in bomb threats to Somali 'small businesses' two thousand times a day by now. The Democrats need
a bit of dummy ammo to begin yelling that Somali-phobia ginned-up by white supremacists falsely claiming widespread Somali fraud exists, is now a serious threat to the peaceful and industrious Somali immigrant communities, who built this nation!

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (5rh/l)

214 If I had just one free question I could get the answer to, it would be this:

"How much Somali Op money was going to Republicans"

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (2fdLC)

215 I've been watching a lot of "Justified" short clips on YT lately. How about a new season located in Minnesota?

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)

216 184 > If you look at the macro numbers it was ultimately a $3 trillion dollar wealth transfer to the top 1%.
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Last year maybe. I bet the totals for the last decade dwarf that $3T.

Because this has been going on for a very long time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (NwnyJ)

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I meant just the Covid spending.

But yeah, overall there have been many, many trillions stolen. Even things where services and products are actually provided are rife with over charging.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (Vh9CX)

217
Do any of the fucking parents have fucking jobs? If not, why do they need fucking daycare anyway?


It seems like one common element of this is having a Somali father providing a "daycare" service where one of his religious but not civil wives "works" raising their children on the government dime.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

218 It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.
Posted by: Judge Elric


1st shell company proves fraud. Arrest.
Then keep unraveling. But arrest.

And do the classic TV detective thing:

"1st one to talk gets the good deal"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (QGRvm)

Or just snatch up all of the Somalis and deport them. There shouldn’t be a single Somali in America.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (l3YAf)

219 158 I never care about any talking heads and feel no connection to them.

So, they can never disappoint me or make me feel stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

And more so all the time. Which, on the whole, is good.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (RuTUS)

220 IIRC, all this COVID assistance funding was rushed through in spite of complaints from everywhere, even inside Congress, that there were no effective safeguards on any of it toward fraud prevention. That this is all coming out 5 years later is not shocking; it's sickening. Everybody knew it amounted to massive deflection & fraud; nobody cared. It's not just Timmy Walz and Gavin Newsome: it's the whole freakin' government, top-to-bottom.

Ain't no way we're voting ourselves out of a multi-trillion dollar payola across the whole government. The only possible solution is root-and-branch, and that ain't gonna happen eithr.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at December 31, 2025 02:19 PM (eKNpP)

221 AI robots will eventually replace Somalian daycare workers anyway. Looks like it's the end of the ride for them.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (vFG9F)

222 Brrrrp ... brrrp ... brrrp ... go the printers
Posted by: The Folks Who Brought You MMT at December 31, 2025 02:17 PM (3sXRv)



That’s why Trump got rid of pennies, slowly cutting off the grift money. Brilliant!

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (vWau3)

223 Somehow, this will all become our fault.

Posted by: boomers at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (Y1sOo)

224 There's just no reason for me to pay taxes any longer.

Posted by: Jim Rose at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (miqrx)

225 105 >>>Hillary Clinton's inner thighs.

My Uncle Skillet has very close veins, too!

Posted by: Stymie Beard, Our Gang at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (oftw2)

226 For those of you that keep saying "nothing will happen." The fraud investigations have been going on for a while up in Minnesota. Patel wasn't grandstanding when he said law enforcement was investigating in Minneapolis well before the Shirley videos.


As of yesterday:

92 people charged and 60 convictions so far. Of those charged, FBI said 82 are Somali-Americans.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (dIske)

227

168 161 It also takes a long time to unravel all the shell companies, the pass-throughs, the money flow, etc. A lot of the fraud is disguised as normal, legit transactions.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

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Thankfully, the demographic tendency of Somalis to be really stupid is going to make a lot of this relatively easy.

$5 says that a few of these locations have printed out emails from NGO employees telling them how to do things step by step.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM

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Hence an onset of burglaries and arson ('islamic lightning") at Somali welfare storefronts and offices. They're probably too dumb to really erase their tracks, but burglary and setting fires are things they understand.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (azNOR)

228 186 "I wonder if there have been some deep-seeded changes in the voting patterns of certain demos in America in response to the Biden administration."

Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

I've been ranting about this since 2016. Trump has gotten White Non-College to turnout after they were evicted from their historic home in the D party. Hispanics and Black Men have been joining. Still plenty of room to grow.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (dtajH)

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The GOP traded the high propensity, highly educated voters who voted for Mitt for the lower propensity, less educated voters who vote for Trump.

That means trading midterms to start winning presidential elections.

We're gonna see how important that is if Democrats take the House (60-40 probability, I'd guess) and Trump is still able to deport millions of people a year while running DOJ investigations into leftist money laundering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

229 166 126 I feel like such a chump. I haven't in on any of this free money that all the half wits have been raking in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (uWKK

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You are a chump. All us straights are chumps.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM (Vh9CX)

Yes you are. And so am I. And so is everyone else who bought the same lie about working hard, being productive, obeying the law, and paying your taxes is the American Way and will lead you to wealth and success.

Posted by: We are the suckers and losers they depend on at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (TbWk/)

230 Oh, here's a much Cuter version:

CRAWDAD SONG:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=_Cpu9Z3z6pU&t=1s

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (grNgC)

231 "oh, you think investigating fraud is your thing. But you merely adopted the fraud; I was born in it."

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 02:16 PM (3uBP9)

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Old & Busted: Born with a Silver Spoon in your mouth.
New Hotness: Born with a Silver Fleece in your hand.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (XZaOB)

232 According to First Assistant US Attorney Joe Thompson during yesterday's announcement, a lot of the MN fraud money has been traced to eastern Africa, particularly to Nairobi, Kenya.
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)

Becausae it might be the closest place to Somalia that has some semblance of a banking system?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (8zz6B)

233 Don't panic amigo. One, COMEX has been neutered. Their price manipulation games won't work anymore. Two, supply issues are real. When you start hearing discussions about the big boys buying silver mining operations to guarantee supply you know there is a real issue. Buy on the dip if you have excess cash.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (55cF/)


A lot of the final refining in Gold is done in Switzerland, and a lot of the semirefined ore comes in from "conflict" zones like Sudan and Congo, routed through the UAE to hide the source.
This is one of the reasons no one really seems to be able to stop the conflicts in these places -- It would mean having to pay market prices for the ore, instead of the cut rate from groups that don't actually own it and are willing to sell it cheap to keep fighting.
If these conflicts go away, it will seriously impair the Euros and the ME rats who keep things boiling to keep the money rolling in.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (rbvCR)

234 And 75% of kalifornians would vote for that massive stealing of taxpayer monies in a heartbeat. 125% of democrats would vote for it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (xvV+O)

235 LOL. On Facebook

"We hate white men but have sex with them"

Activists in the streets, colonized in the sheets.


Pictures of Omar, Donkey Chompers, Kumswallah with their white husbands/squeezes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (QGRvm)

236 Anybody doing reasoned analysis in the gray spends a night in the
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:18 PM (L/fGl)


Alas poor Wrecks. We knew him well.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (2WIwB)

237 Everybody knows that the latest spending bill being rammed through the senate by our elected republican representatives doubles down on all of this, right? I'm talking about what is going through right now.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (3uBP9)

238 224 There's just no reason for me to pay taxes any longer.
Posted by: Jim Rose at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (miqrx)

As we've been saying here for years now - there are only two purposes that personal taxes serve any more;
1) to provide financial incentives and coerce behavior that it wouldn't be legal to control in a more direct way, and
2) to punish political enemies. (and most of the Red States qualify as "political enemies" to those doing the taxing.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (uWKK8)

239 Of course. But in the 80/20 sense, and in the times in which we live, do we really want old people and special needs people roaming the streets in squalor? I know. I know. Still not a Constitutional duty of the federal government. But that train has sailed, baby. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

Silly me. I thought that was what SSI was for.

My pet peeve is that welfare moms get SNAP (used to be food stamps), and then the kids get fed free at school by another program, but the SNAP doesn't get docked for the cost of the school feeding.

A few years ago, someone in the Pennsylvania government totaled up all the benefits that a single mother of two got, and came to the conclusion that she would have to make about $35 an hour just to break even. I'm sure the numbers are all a lot larger now.

I had an uncle who once said he understood that he had to pay that woman to sit on the couch and watch Oprah, but why couldn't he get any work out of her?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (eStot)

240 The grand scope of imported Somali Chicanery is certainly giving Nigerian princes opportunity for reflection and improvement in their own craftiness.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (q+0n5)

241 For those of you that keep saying "nothing will happen." The fraud investigations have been going on for a while up in Minnesota. Patel wasn't grandstanding when he said law enforcement was investigating in Minneapolis well before the Shirley videos.


As of yesterday:

92 people charged and 60 convictions so far. Of those charged, FBI said 82 are Somali-Americans.


Which one seems to have caused the Somalis greater concern?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (Riz8t)

242 Because I have no idea WTF Congress is doing other than standing around patting themselves on the backs and fundraising off this garbage.

It's somehow worse than that. The proposed budgets from the GOP House and Senate both increase funding to Somali daycares.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (wItF4)

243 50% of California taxes. Most people don't care.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I think most people care that their wages are supporting fraudsters, but, they only have so many hours in a day and honestly, they never intended to be the problem or pretended to be the solution.

Posted by: old chick at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (F3Dlr)

244 Gavin Newsom just posted “There is no $70 billion in fraud. That's a made up number.”
It's really $170 billion. Tee hee.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (v0R5T)

245 Deep bench.

It sure looks like the Cackler, Governor Hair Gel, Comrade AOC, and Mayor Pete are all going to run for president in 2028

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:23 PM (L/fGl)

246 237 Everybody knows that the latest spending bill being rammed through the senate by our elected republican representatives doubles down on all of this, right? I'm talking about what is going through right now.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (3uBP9)

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Waste, fraud and abuse built into the budget and it's A-OK with the Republicans in Congress. Not even miffed about it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 02:23 PM (Vh9CX)

247 This demands many years of investigations and hearings and commissions and meetings and subpoenas and affidavits and testimonies and Strongly Worded Letters and...oh you know the drill.
Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:01 PM (V362x)

Only until they can figure out a way to lose elections.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 02:23 PM (g8Ew8)

248 136 Where does all this infinite money come from?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (pkeXY)

Hello.

Posted by: Federal Reserve Printing Press at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (tNkpt)

249 Isn't diversity grand?

Mamdani To Be First NYC Mayor Sworn In With Hand On Quran

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

250 224 There's just no reason for me to pay taxes any longer.
_____

If I paid for it all by myself though, people would get suspicious.

Posted by: Money Printers at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

251 All this money going out in scams, and I have to shop for clothes at Goodwill. And i'm wearing a cardboard belt!

Posted by: Max Bialystock at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (oftw2)

252 17 Paging man from "Nothing will happen"! Paging man from "Nothing will happen"!!!

this is about the abortion, isn't it?

Posted by: the white zone is for loading and unloading only. there is no parking in the red zone. at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (edU/H)

253 If I wasn't being robbed so much by the government, I'd give even more to charities of my choice.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:14 PM (jc0TO)

I am with you. But that is an argument about a process about how to get from here to there. An 80/20 position that has the potential to be sold to the rabid leftist mouthbreathers is only assistance for actually infirm.

Otherwise, I don't care to much, because I believe it is all going down at the present rate, even knocking out this particular program in its entirety.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (dK+Kv)

254 Sign in front of a section 8 apartment:

Finna Be Learing
Child Daycare


😂😂😂😂
The Right CAN meme.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (QGRvm)

255 92 people charged and 60 convictions so far. Of those charged, FBI said 82 are Somali-Americans.
Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (dIske)


If we don't have a 3am, thousand armed agent raid, and wall-to-wall coverage on all the anti-Trump news services, can anything truly be said to be happening?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (ExV1e)

256 It sure looks like the Cackler, Governor Hair Gel, Comrade AOC, and Mayor Pete are all going to run for president in 2028

Not gonna lie, that debate is going to be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (wItF4)

257 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:23 PM (L/fGl)

That should be good for some humorous comments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (Yl2Ob)

258 Becausae it might be the closest place to Somalia that has some semblance of a banking system?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (8zz6B)

Partly, I suppose, but Thompson followed with the observation that the funds were invested in Nairobi real estate.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (rj6Yv)

259 Nothing but a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at December 31, 2025 02:25 PM (P7vXf)

260 Silly me. I thought that was what SSI was for.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (eStot)

That's a whole 'nother ball of fraudulent wax.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:25 PM (dK+Kv)

261 Where does all this infinite money come from?/i]

Every new dollar reduces the value of the existing dollars.

The government can't create value, but it can steal it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

262 212 Just caught a glimpse of CNN Top News of the Year.

Killing of Iryna Zarutska was number five.
P Diddy was number one."

Well I'm shocked that are getting more conservative.

I was sure items 1 - 5 would all be versions of "Trump said something mean!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 02:25 PM (uWKK8)

263 255 If we don't have a 3am, thousand armed agent raid, and wall-to-wall coverage on all the anti-Trump news services, can anything truly be said to be happening?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (ExV1e)

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Only if the DNC fails to message. If the DNC messages, then we're doomed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

264 As we've been saying here for years now - there are only two purposes that personal taxes serve any more;
1) to provide financial incentives and coerce behavior that it wouldn't be legal to control in a more direct way, and
2) to punish political enemies. (and most of the Red States qualify as "political enemies" to those doing the taxing.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 02:22 PM (uWKK

It's to make us pay the jizyah with willing submission and feel ourselves subdued.

Posted by: Compliance and control are the goal at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (TbWk/)

265 Test.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (2Ez/1)

266 "I never care about any talking heads and feel no connection to them.

So, they can never disappoint me or make me feel stupid."

Ditto.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (DgMqy)

267 Test.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM


Five by five.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (jc0TO)

268 P Diddy was number one."

Ah yes the case that Comey's daughter intentionally spiked. I suppose they don't mention that though

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

269 256 It sure looks like the Cackler, Governor Hair Gel, Comrade AOC, and Mayor Pete are all going to run for president in 2028

Not gonna lie, that debate is going to be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (wItF4)

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It'll be a race for "not Kamala" until the vote in SC happens.

Then it'll be, "Why do those crackers in Iowa think they can tell the black women of SC that they don't get what they want?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

270 Busting a bunch of low end patsies out at the end of the chain is hardly something happening. It's like busting street dealers. What about the people who facilitated it?

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (vFG9F)

271 The Northern Frontier District of Kenya is majority Somali. The Somalis claim it as part of Somalia. That money goes to Kenyan banks then in to happy land

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (zNwXb)

272 I saw Deep-Seeded Changes open for The Smashing Pumpkins at the Blind Pig in '91.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (XZaOB)

273 224 There's just no reason for me to pay taxes any longer.
Posted by: Jim Rose at December 31, 2025 02:20 PM (miqrx)

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As I asked a few years ago, how do I remove my consent to be governed?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (Vh9CX)

274 239 Of course. But in the 80/20 sense, and in the times in which we live, do we really want old people and special needs people roaming the streets in squalor?"

That's what icebergs are for.

Posted by: The Eskimos at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (uWKK8)

275 265 Test.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (2Ez/1)

Gentleman's "C"

Posted by: Some kinda C anyway at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (TbWk/)

276 255 If we don't have a 3am, thousand armed agent raid, and wall-to-wall coverage on all the anti-Trump news services, can anything truly be said to be happening?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Frog suits. I want frog suits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at December 31, 2025 02:28 PM (P7vXf)

277 LOL. On Facebook

"We hate white men but have sex with them"

Activists in the streets, colonized in the sheets.

Pictures of Omar, Donkey Chompers, Kumswallah with their white husbands/squeezes.
Posted by: rickb223
++++

Tweak it a bit and make it vulgar.

"We hate white men but...
... love it when they bust a nut in us"

The variations are endless.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 02:28 PM (/lPRQ)

278 155 So, math. Just spitballing here. Say, Minnesota has $9 billion in fraud. So, my thesis is if that’s fraud we don’t have to pay it next year. That means -$9 billion from that program- right?

Somebody please send this to Johnson and Thune. With a calculator.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 02:09 PM (b0bY0)

Fiscal years and all.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:28 PM (RuTUS)

279 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

280 I hope one day their biggest regret besides missing by half an inch is stealing 2020 and not just riding Trump I out the door.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 02:28 PM (2fdLC)

281 Speaking of fraud and graft... miss me yet?

Posted by: Preznit Joetato at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (Bo9Yf)

282 258 Becausae it might be the closest place to Somalia that has some semblance of a banking system?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (8zz6B)

Partly, I suppose, but Thompson followed with the observation that the funds were invested in Nairobi real estate.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (rj6Yv)


An obvious move by the Somalis here in the US. Many know from personal experience you can't get a positive rate of return from any investments in their homeland shithole.

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (5rh/l)

283 Becausae it might be the closest place to Somalia that has some semblance of a banking system? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:21 PM (8zz6B)

Same reason the Iranians keep their money in Dubai.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (eStot)

284 "We hate white men but have sex with them"

Activists in the streets, colonized in the sheets.


When they say fuck you, white man, they mean it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (jc0TO)

285 You are a chump. All us straights are chumps.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 02:12 PM (Vh9CX)


However, the main character in Falling Down is the worst person ever because he lets the team down instead of just knuckling under with dignity.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (rbvCR)

286 I'm looking at April 15th next year and... well I'm having some thoughts about all that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (NwnyJ)

287
280 I hope one day their biggest regret besides missing by half an inch is stealing 2020 and not just riding Trump I out the door.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 02:28 PM (2fdLC)

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Working with him on an actual infrastructure bill in 2017, killing Russian collusion, and treating Trump like he was boring personally while hyping up all the terrible economic conditions that might or might not exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

288 Partly, I suppose, but Thompson followed with the observation that the funds were invested in Nairobi real estate.
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (rj6Yv)

Sounds like another step in the laundry cycle to me. Who were the sellers of that (probably notional) real estate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (8zz6B)

289 "I never care about any talking heads and feel no connection to them.

So, they can never disappoint me or make me feel stupid."

Ditto.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 02:26 PM (DgMqy)

Same. There was a time, pre-Trump, when I might have given some of their opinions some weight. Trump 1 was so eye-opening.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)

290 Its looting the Republic

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 02:30 PM (Ia/+0)

291 289 Same. There was a time, pre-Trump, when I might have given some of their opinions some weight. Trump 1 was so eye-opening.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)

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I just don't need anyone to explain much to me. I can see what's going on and decode it ideologically, partisanly, or grammatically on my own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

292 If you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on support from Paul
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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That's why you want as many Pauls as possible. Import them, convert them, make them, whatever you have to do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

293 Here's a question I think we finally need to start to get some answers to:

For the amount of new dollars that entered circulation since January 2021, HOW much of that on a percentage basis went to all of these Lefty payoff schemes?

Because all the rest of us got was inflation and a through-the-roof increase in the cost of living. How much of the NEW money was actually BENEFICIAL?

We need answers to this. STAT.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (V87Oy)

294 Isn't diversity grand?

Mamdani To Be First NYC Mayor Sworn In With Hand On Quran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 02:24 PM (L/fGl)


Fu*k him.
Anyone who thinks Islam can co-exist in the US is a fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (2WIwB)

295 The Northern Frontier District of Kenya is majority Somali. The Somalis claim it as part of Somalia. That money goes to Kenyan banks then in to happy land

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (zNwXb)

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Disney Kenya?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (XZaOB)

296 A few years ago, someone in the Pennsylvania government totaled up all the benefits that a single mother of two got, and came to the conclusion that she would have to make about $35 an hour just to break even. I'm sure the numbers are all a lot larger now.

I had an uncle who once said he understood that he had to pay that woman to sit on the couch and watch Oprah, but why couldn't he get any work out of her?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Maybe twenty years ago it was done too.
Determination - you have to make above national mean family income to break even w/o welfare
Yup, we are paying the shiftless to live at/above middle class level. Most don't because they spending it on booze. Drugs etc.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (/lPRQ)

297 Usual judicial shenanigans (Newsweek):

A Minnesota judge has found herself at the center of a political firestorm after overturning a guilty verdict in a case involving misappropriated Medicaid funds.

In November, Hennepin County Judge Sarah West granted a judgement of acquittal for Abdifatah Abdulkadir Yusuf, overturning a unanimous jury verdict which had convicted him on the charges connected to a company he owned, and which had been involved in the $7.2 million fraud case. In her order, West said the original conviction had relied “substantially on circumstantial evidence.”

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 02:32 PM (Dv3i1)

298 And to think my 96 year old grandmother has her house taken to pay for a nursing home.

Let 2026 be the backlash they always crow about

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025 02:32 PM (61TgR)

299 Fu*k him.
Anyone who thinks Islam can co-exist in the US is a fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (2WIwB)

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And if there are enough of them, eventually beheaded fools.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:32 PM (XZaOB)

300 300

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:32 PM (RuTUS)

301 And to think my 96 year old grandmother has her house taken to pay for a nursing home.


You and yours aren't their clients.

Again if the GOP were an opposition party this is something they'd be pointing out.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

302 Becausae it might be the closest place to Somalia that has some semblance of a banking system?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Somaliland does, I think, but the Somalis up there are Isaaq clan who hate the other Somalis more than anyone else. Those other Somalis tried to genocide them on several occasions.
So there's no way they'll help the others.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 02:33 PM (gKWVE)

303 7 And it still wasn't enough to beat Trump, huh?

I wonder if there have been some deep-seeded changes in the voting patterns of certain demos in America in response to the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

*deep-seated

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:33 PM (RuTUS)

304 m you're having a hell of a run today

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 02:34 PM (emBoF)

305
Headline (IRS ci.irs.gov):
September 4, 2025 PLEASE NOTE DATE

"Kenyan national charged with international money laundering in Feeding Our Future fraud scheme"

First paragraph:

"MINNEAPOLIS — Ahmednaji Maalim Aftin Sheikh, a resident of Kenya, was indicted today with Conspiracy to Commit International Money Laundering for his role in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph H. Thompson. Sheikh is the 74th defendant charged in this scheme, the largest Covid fraud scheme in the country."

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:34 PM (rj6Yv)

306 Becausae it might be the closest place to Somalia that has some semblance of a banking system?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Somaliland does, I think, but the Somalis up there are Isaaq clan who hate the other Somalis more than anyone else. Those other Somalis tried to genocide them on several occasions.
So there's no way they'll help the others.


It's remarkable that with all their other problems, the Somalis found time to build Minnesota.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 02:34 PM (Riz8t)

307 *deep-seated
Posted by: m

Do go on...

Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 31, 2025 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)

308 304 m you're having a hell of a run today
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 02:34 PM (emBoF)

; )

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:34 PM (RuTUS)

309 And to think my 96 year old grandmother has her house taken to pay for a nursing home.

With CuomoCare, most of that money could have been passed to her heirs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

310 Somaliland does, I think, but the Somalis up there are Isaaq clan who hate the other Somalis more than anyone else. Those other Somalis tried to genocide them on several occasions.
So there's no way they'll help the others.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 02:33 PM (gKWVE)

Well, Kenya is at least sort of semi-repectable as a country. After all, barack Obama claimed to have been born there,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:36 PM (8zz6B)

311 $70 billion? You could almost build a high-speed rail system for that.

Almost.

Posted by: Green Shades at December 31, 2025 02:36 PM (ZBykU)

312 311 $70 billion? You could almost build a high-speed rail system for that.

Almost.
Posted by: Green Shades at December 31, 2025 02:36 PM (ZBykU)

Within the state of California.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:36 PM (RuTUS)

313 Many blue states saw COVID funding as their way to keep the grift going just one...more...year.

Posted by: Green Shades at December 31, 2025 02:36 PM (ZBykU)

314 For the amount of new dollars that entered circulation since January 2021, HOW much of that on a percentage basis went to all of these Lefty payoff schemes? Because all the rest of us got was inflation and a through-the-roof increase in the cost of living. How much of the NEW money was actually BENEFICIAL?
We need answers to this. STAT. Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (V87Oy)

That's the x-axis. On the y-axis, of all the private sector employment gains since COVID ended, what proportion of those jobs went to people born in the United States?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2025 02:37 PM (eStot)

315 I just don't need anyone to explain much to me. I can see what's going on and decode it ideologically, partisanly, or grammatically on my own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

I don't think that I ever did, either, except on some esoteric topics or by some truly gifted thinkers like Sowell.

It's just that I would listen to the talking heads from time to time, when there was more trust in the institutions. Trump 1 revealed all about such institutional capture and rot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

316 "We hate white men but have sex with them"

People on the whole would probably be much better off the less social media they do. In a country of how many millions (?) some stupid angry chicks on Facebook are not the be all and end all of opinions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 02:37 PM (guLpK)

317 Maybe it's time for our country to get a new name.

Posted by: Somaliland Bureau of Tourism at December 31, 2025 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)

318 I listen to influencers that reflect my own views.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:38 PM (jc0TO)

319 A few years ago, someone in the Pennsylvania government totaled up all the benefits that a single mother of two got, and came to the conclusion that she would have to make about $35 an hour just to break even. I'm sure the numbers are all a lot larger now.

I had an uncle who once said he understood that he had to pay that woman to sit on the couch and watch Oprah, but why couldn't he get any work out of her?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


If given a job, would she actually do productive work? At best she'd do nothing. At worst she'd 'accidentally' break stuff, and steal stuff. Then tell her boss, "What are going to do? Fire me? I want you to fire me! I can go back to doing nothing at home all day and get more money than I get paid here!"

I fear we are past the tipping-point to inevitable ruin, due to the human material we are now burdened with.

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:39 PM (5rh/l)

320 I think Covid expanded the fraud, everyone who was scamming decidedly to go hog wild

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)

321 Imagine the merriment of some of the deepest statiest grifters when Covid hit and they rubbed their hands together, thinking, "Here's the chance for the reset."

A POX on all their houses.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:39 PM (RuTUS)

322 People on the whole would probably be much better off the less social media they do. In a country of how many millions (?) some stupid angry chicks on Facebook are not the be all and end all of opinions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 02:37 PM (guLpK)

Thank you! I have been saying this for years now.

Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (Wt5PA)

323 Here's a question I think we finally need to start to get some answers to:

For the amount of new dollars that entered circulation since January 2021, HOW much of that on a percentage basis went to all of these Lefty payoff schemes?

Because all the rest of us got was inflation and a through-the-roof increase in the cost of living. How much of the NEW money was actually BENEFICIAL?

We need answers to this. STAT.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (V87Oy)

----------------

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

What if I told you our national debt is the tab for the mass looting of the American economy and the mass theft of the American dream?

https://is.gd/v8QNSw

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (XZaOB)

324 *I just don't need anyone to explain much to me. I can see what's going on and decode it ideologically, partisanly, or grammatically on my own.*


Kinda like all those endless hours of pre-game talk before the football game.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (2Ez/1)

325 However, the main character in Falling Down is the worst person ever because he lets the team down instead of just knuckling under with dignity.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:29 PM (rbvCR)

I don't know if that was intentional or not to be honest. I always saw Bill D-FENS Foster as something of an anti-hero, a guy beaten down by the system so far he snapped and finally started to beat back. I wonder if it's like Rorshach from Watchmen, wherein the author tried to make him a villain but the audience ended up identifying with him the most.

Posted by: Not economically viable at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (TbWk/)

326 "MINNEAPOLIS — Ahmednaji Maalim Aftin Sheikh, a resident of Kenya, was indicted today with Conspiracy to Commit International Money Laundering for his role in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph H. Thompson. Sheikh is the 74th defendant charged in this scheme, the largest Covid fraud scheme in the country."
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:34 PM (rj6Yv)

Yerbouti status:

[ x ] Sheikhen

[ ] not Shaikhen

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (8zz6B)

327 Countries in the world by population (2025)

Worldometer
https://www.worldometers.info

United States, 347,275,807

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:41 PM (RuTUS)

328 Single mothers of two have been taken off the PA welfare rolls for decades, given jobs at PennDot in Harrisburg processing car titles and making decisions if some white debbils missing one arm can get food stamps.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (gm9Sb)

329 Judge Sarah West looks like a nice little white leftist . She believes everyone is nice . Doesn't realizes she'll end up as part of some Somali's harem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (zNwXb)

330 323 Stephen Miller
@StephenM

What if I told you our national debt is the tab for the mass looting of the American economy and the mass theft of the American dream?

https://is.gd/v8QNSw

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (XZaOB)

=======

Give this man a high position in the administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

331 Who names their kid Ahmednaji?

Posted by: OK, I'll ask at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (2Ez/1)

332 ) some stupid angry chicks on Facebook are not the be all and end all of opinions.
Posted by: Fen


it is that the majority of women in the internets are stupid which is the problem . Why are there so many women that have the need to go to the web, share every stupid thought they have about everything?

Posted by: n at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (+lALu)

333
All US Citizens should get a 2 year tax holiday to make up for just a small portion of the fraud.

All illegals should have all property confiscated and sold to reimburse the United States for services gained by illegal entry.

They money is why they're coming here. Its why the dems want them here. Time to cut it off.

And WHY ISN'T PAM BONDI INDICTING PEOPLE?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (IifOV)

334 BREAKING

@GopOversight Committee
"We're bringing in Tim Walz to answer for the massive fraud in Minnesota.

Two hearings. Answers. Accountability.
Jan 7 -> MN State Reps
Feb 10 -> Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison

We will expose failures and identify solutions so we can legislate so this DOES NOT happen again."

Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (V362x)

335 If 'welfare' were overhauled and the aid was in the form of dorms, with a card for a cafeteria program, free homework assistance for the kids etc and no funds direct to the recipients for them to waste on booze, drugs, or even junk food the # of people on welfare would start declining by at least a factor of two every generation.

But some petty bureaucrats would lose power and jobs, and the pols would lose some grifting so it can never happen.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (hhkIi)

336 320 I think Covid expanded the fraud, everyone who was scamming decidedly to go hog wild
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)

It created additional troughs for the hogs, that's for certain.

Posted by: Whole lotta money sloppin' 'round at December 31, 2025 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

337 334 BREAKING

@GopOversight Committee
"We're bringing in Tim Walz to answer for the massive fraud in Minnesota.

Two hearings. Answers. Accountability.
Jan 7 -> MN State Reps
Feb 10 -> Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison

We will expose failures and identify solutions so we can legislate so this DOES NOT happen again."

Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (V362x)

========

Of course Congress is doing theater. It's kind of all Congress is good for.

Thankfully, the Trump administration is actually staffing decently well and the DOJ is pursuing these matters in ways that will make a difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

338 Where my EBT card at? I need some Doritos and grape Nehi.

Posted by: LaQuisha at December 31, 2025 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)

339 334 BREAKING

@GopOversight Committee
"We're bringing in Tim Walz to answer for the massive fraud in Minnesota.

Two hearings. Answers. Accountability.
Jan 7 -> MN State Reps
Feb 10 -> Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison

We will expose failures and identify solutions so we can legislate so this DOES NOT happen again."
Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (V362x)

For public viewing?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:44 PM (RuTUS)

340 I wonder if it's like Rorshach from Watchmen, wherein the author tried to make him a villain but the audience ended up identifying with him the most.
Posted by: Not economically viable at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM


Rorshach was a fool. He should have told Dr. Manhattan that he would keep the secret, IF the Dr. would hold Ozymandias while he exacted retribution upon him.

His morality would have been satisfied and Ozzy could scarcely have complained about the justice of it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:44 PM (jc0TO)

341 334 BREAKING

@GopOversight Committee
"We're bringing in Tim Walz to answer for the massive fraud in Minnesota.

Two hearings. Answers. Accountability.
Jan 7 -> MN State Reps
Feb 10 -> Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison

We will expose failures and identify solutions so we can legislate so this DOES NOT happen again."

Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (V362x)


Walz announced he will not appear before the committee.

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (5rh/l)

342 @GopOversight Committee
"We're bringing in Tim Walz to answer for the massive fraud in Minnesota.

Two hearings. Answers. Accountability.
Jan 7 -> MN State Reps
Feb 10 -> Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison

We will expose failures and identify solutions so we can legislate so this DOES NOT happen again."

Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (V362x)


You allowed it to happen the first time, you feckless f***s. I don't want hearings and solutions, I want jail sentences. That's your solution.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (Riz8t)

343 Busting a bunch of low end patsies out at the end of the chain is hardly something happening. It's like busting street dealers. What about the people who facilitated it?
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 02:27 PM (vFG9F)


First you uncover the fraud
Second you stop the money flow…the theft.
Third you prosecute the low level actors
Fourth you end the programs that created the fraud
Fifth you prosecute the mid level thieves
Sixth you take out the politicians who built the fraud

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

344 Congressional hearings . Oh boy . The DC two-step

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (zNwXb)

345 You allowed it to happen the first time, you feckless f***s. I don't want hearings and solutions, I want jail sentences. That's your solution.

Oh, and mass deportations.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (Riz8t)

346
We will expose failures and identify solutions so we can legislate so this DOES NOT happen again."

Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (V362x)

They're going to make defrauding government programs MORE illegal than it already is?

Posted by: Closing the barn door, horse is 3 states away at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

347 And WHY ISN'T PAM BONDI INDICTING PEOPLE?
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (IifOV)
=====

She is, Frank. 74 people were indicted by September 4, 2025. You didn't know this because the MSM didn't want you to know.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)

348 I am rolling up my sleeves already for the hearings guys.

Posted by: Jim Jordan at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (tNkpt)

349 Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (Wt5PA)

You are a smart woman.

I should have commented earlier for which I apologize, but I am so sorry about the death of your baby girl , Violet Marie . I hope I got her name right. My husband and I have been praying for you and your family for strength and peace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (2sfNr)

350 heh

Posted by: Closing the barn door, horse is 3 states away at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (RuTUS)

351
First you uncover the fraud
Second you stop the money flow…the theft.
Third you prosecute the low level actors
Fourth you end the programs that created the fraud
Fifth you prosecute the mid level thieves
Sixth you take out the politicians who built the fraud

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

Then you get the women!

Posted by: Tony Montana, home care entrepreneur at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

352 331 Who names their kid Ahmednaji?

Posted by: OK, I'll ask at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (2Ez/1)


Immigrants who built this nation, of course!

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (5rh/l)

353 I don't know if that was intentional or not to be honest. I always saw Bill D-FENS Foster as something of an anti-hero, a guy beaten down by the system so far he snapped and finally started to beat back. I wonder if it's like Rorshach from Watchmen, wherein the author tried to make him a villain but the audience ended up identifying with him the most.

Posted by: Not economically viable at December 31, 2025 02:40 PM (TbWk/)

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In many ways this too is the story of Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (XZaOB)

354 On less of Americans pay taxes; thus the indifference.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (wBaIH)

355 346
We will expose failures and identify solutions so we can legislate so this DOES NOT happen again."

Posted by: GOP Playbook at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (V362x)

They're going to make defrauding government programs MORE illegal than it already is?

Posted by: Closing the barn door, horse is 3 states away at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

=======

Yeah...this is why I don't get people demanding Congress to get back and "do it's job."

All of this shit is already illegal. Our problem isn't a surfeit of laws. It's that law enforcement is broken. Capturing Congress doesn't matter if the DOJ isn't going to enforce anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

356 322 People on the whole would probably be much better off the less social media they do. In a country of how many millions (?) some stupid angry chicks on Facebook are not the be all and end all of opinions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Increasingly all of it is bots. Youtube 25 percent bots and climbing on content makers. tiktok, probably more like 50 percent, and so on.

The outrage merchants on social media do so because that is the only way to get clicks and get paid, so they spiral into more and more outrage to keep those few real people engaged.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (WDjG6)

357 Here's a question I think we finally need to start to get some answers to:

For the amount of new dollars that entered circulation since January 2021, HOW much of that on a percentage basis went to all of these Lefty payoff schemes?

Because all the rest of us got was inflation and a through-the-roof increase in the cost of living. How much of the NEW money was actually BENEFICIAL?

We need answers to this. STAT.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at December 31, 2025 02:31 PM (V87Oy)

Post of the year, here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 02:48 PM (dK+Kv)

358 352 331 Who names their kid Ahmednaji?

Posted by: OK, I'll ask at December 31, 2025 02:42 PM (2Ez/1)


Immigrants who built this nation, of course!
Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (5rh/l)

Colloquially pronounced "I'm a dinner jacket."

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:48 PM (RuTUS)

359 We’re gonna make stealing $18B not just illegal but super duper illegal.

That’ll show ‘em.

Now please send $25.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 02:49 PM (tNkpt)

360 I’m so sorry to hear about your daughter, Pookysgirl. That’s horrible. Prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 02:49 PM (77rzZ)

361 DOJ won't do it. Then it becomes time for friends and neighbors to visit certain people and give them a hand packing. Minnesota nice wise.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 02:49 PM (gm9Sb)

362 I'm getting cold. I'm going to have to turn up the heat in the house or put on some pants.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:49 PM (jc0TO)

363 The DC two-step

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (zNwXb)

Reminds me of that scene in "Sahara" (great datenight movie, btw) where the admiral is explaining that he's trying to warn of a global catastrophe and getting stymied by bureaucracy.

"I know I can't ask you boys to go it alone..."

"That's the great thing, Admiral. You don't have to."

Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 02:50 PM (Wt5PA)

364 During xovid,i tried to get some of this money. Legitimately in need. I Applied and my state basically stole all the money they were given. Asked to resubmit papers i gave on day one, this being Asked on the last day of eligibility. The next day was informed, we're all out of money, better luck next pandemic. State workers were dubious foreigners. With too much cash.

Posted by: Pleases at December 31, 2025 02:50 PM (CO3e1)

365 348 I am rolling up my sleeves already for the hearings guys.
Posted by: Jim Jordan


And no adjective is off the table!

Posted by: GOPe at December 31, 2025 02:50 PM (2Ez/1)

366 327 Countries in the world by population (2025)

Worldometer
https://www.worldometers.info

United States, 347,275,807
Posted by: m
---------
Look like a site created with a real lefty bent to it and while some numbers seems right others are outright false. No thanks.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 31, 2025 02:50 PM (VkY89)

367 Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:49 PM (jc0TO)

I saw you were thinking about changing your nic. Nothing wrong with toby928(c).

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM (RuTUS)

368 So HUD is going to do it's own reviews? Why isn't that agency shuttered and it's accounts closed until such time that an independent forensic accounting can be done, and criminal referrals are sent?

Allowing any agency to audit/police it's own malfeasance is ludicrous.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM (TezPK)

369 First they came for the Gypsies
And I said nothing
Because I am not a Gypsy.

Then they came for the Somali
And I said "Make sure you get every fucking one."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM (wBaIH)

370 Yeah...this is why I don't get people demanding Congress to get back and "do it's job."

All of this shit is already illegal. Our problem isn't a surfeit of laws. It's that law enforcement is broken. Capturing Congress doesn't matter if the DOJ isn't going to enforce anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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Even worse, the JUDGES are not doing THEIR job.

Any judge that decides to drop a case against these people should be tried and convicted as an accessory to the crime.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM (ESVrU)

371 "Allowing any agency to audit/police it's own malfeasance is ludicrous."
___

No kidding.

Posted by: The Pentagon at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (2Ez/1)

372 I saw you were thinking about changing your nic. Nothing wrong with toby928(c).
Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM


I need an appellation though. Tobias the Indifferent or something.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (jc0TO)

373 359 We’re gonna make stealing $18B not just illegal but super duper illegal.

That’ll show ‘em.

Now please send $25.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 02:49 PM (tNkpt)


We'll close some loopholes with much fanfare then pat ourselves on the back. But we won't tell the rubes we inserted new loopholes in the new laws! Grift must continue!

Posted by: RINO and GOPe, Inc. at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (5rh/l)

374 All of that $4T or so a year was stolen. All of it.

About that Affordability Crisis®

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (a4flb)

375 Rorshach was a fool. He should have told Dr. Manhattan that he would keep the secret, IF the Dr. would hold Ozymandias while he exacted retribution upon him.

His morality would have been satisfied and Ozzy could scarcely have complained about the justice of it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:44 PM (jc0TO)


Rorschach was uncompromising since truth was the only thing left that he had not compromised in his life. He could neither accept such a giant falsehood in his life or allow one to stand, because without a core element of truth he was no better than all the other fake heroes, and only different from the supercriminals in that he had won.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

376 372 I saw you were thinking about changing your nic. Nothing wrong with toby928(c).
Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM

I need an appellation though. Tobias the Indifferent or something.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (jc0TO)

Haha!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (RuTUS)

377 Double Secret Illegal.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (2Ez/1)

378 Colloquially pronounced "I'm a dinner jacket."

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:48 PM (RuTUS)

------------

"I'm a jelly donut" > "I'm a dinner jacket."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (XZaOB)

379 Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 02:47 PM (WDjG6

Sounds true if not right ( right in the sense of being good and true ) I am glad that the internet age sort of passed me by. If I want affirmation I go to the Bible and books I have reread for many years - not some strange fools who get their self esteem as "influencers."


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (2sfNr)

380 Walz announced he will not appear before the committee.
Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 02:45 PM (5rh/l)

Send U.S. Marshals to drag him there. Or shoot him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (8zz6B)

381 Rorschach is nearly an Asian style hero, loyal to his goal not only to death, but beyond it.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

382 366 327 Countries in the world by population (2025)

Worldometer
https://www.worldometers.info

United States, 347,275,807
Posted by: m
---------
Look like a site created with a real lefty bent to it and while some numbers seems right others are outright false. No thanks.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 31, 2025 02:50 PM (VkY89)

Huh; I did not know that. Thanks, NALNAMSAM.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:54 PM (RuTUS)

383 Rorschach was uncompromising since truth was the only thing left that he had not compromised in his life. He could neither accept such a giant falsehood in his life or allow one to stand, because without a core element of truth he was no better than all the other fake heroes, and only different from the supercriminals in that he had won.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM


I read him as being about Old Testament Justice, rather than Truth per se. I mean, he concealed his identity for decades so capital T truth couldn't have been his main motivation.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:54 PM (jc0TO)

384 Send U.S. Marshals to drag him there. Or shoot him.

I mean, why do we have to choose?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 02:55 PM (Riz8t)

385 Joe DeVito on Gutfeld last night:

"Socialism's like Steven Seagal: that every time you see it you think 'This is still around?! This sucks! This was terrible last time!'"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2025 02:55 PM (kpS4V)

386 Send U.S. Marshals to drag him there. Or shoot him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (8zz6B)

Pay Per View to help erase some of h\the debt he caused!

Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 02:55 PM (Wt5PA)

387 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

I think I may be catching what Paul has. The TiFW family will be spending NYE at home, rather than infecting all of our friends at the party we had planned to attend 🤧🤒😷

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 31, 2025 02:55 PM (SRRAx)

388 I need an appellation though. Tobias the Indifferent or something.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (jc0TO)

-------------

Tobias the Adequate

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 02:56 PM (XZaOB)

389 Easy pickings for a new on line journalist. Go to the MSP airport and keep a log of Somali dressed departures for a week. Monitor what shit hole they seem to be going to.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 02:56 PM (gm9Sb)

390 Tim Walz is going to cry retard.

"You wouldn't arrest a retard, would you?"

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:56 PM (grNgC)

391 369 First they came for the Gypsies
And I said nothing
Because I am not a Gypsy.

Then they came for the Somali
And I said "Make sure you get every fucking one."
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM (wBaIH)

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at December 31, 2025 02:56 PM (3sXRv)

392 I need an appellation though. Tobias the Indifferent or something.
Posted by: toby9


it is something of the eternal question, is a great name great because of the name or is a great name great because of what the owner did with it? Are Amazon, NVIDIA, Tesla, names that were cool because of some innate quality or because of what the owners did.

spoiler, alert, it is the later.

Posted by: n at December 31, 2025 02:57 PM (+lALu)

393 386 Send U.S. Marshals to drag him there. Or shoot him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (8zz6B)

Pay Per View to help erase some of h\the debt he caused!
Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 02:55 PM (Wt5PA)

I'd pay for that!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:57 PM (RuTUS)

394 390 Tim Walz is going to cry retard.

"You wouldn't arrest a retard, would you?"

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 02:56 PM (grNgC)

=======

I remember one line from his debate with Vance.

"I'm a knucklehead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

395 TobyToo

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:58 PM (RuTUS)

396 Y'know who else was waiting for a ball to drop?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 02:58 PM (Kt19C)

397 Farage’s New Year’s Appeal to Britons – ‘Reform is Britain’s Last Chance.’

https://is.gd/eRWrSM

He's right.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 02:58 PM (Riz8t)

398 So the bottom line is we can’t cut spending, or put programs like social security into solvency because Democrats constituency needs its federal taxpayer dollars and Republicans don’t have the balls, math skills or courage to cut it. Did I get that right?

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 02:58 PM (rmAcl)

399 I read him as being about Old Testament Justice, rather than Truth per se. I mean, he concealed his identity for decades so capital T truth couldn't have been his main motivation.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:54 PM (jc0TO)


He used up his entire self to support his mask, and his mask was to pursue justice, but justice cannot exist without truth.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 02:58 PM (rbvCR)

400 396 Y'know who else was waiting for a ball to drop?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 02:58 PM (Kt19C)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 02:59 PM (RuTUS)

401 Pay Per View to help erase some of h\the debt he caused!
Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 02:55 PM (Wt5PA)

Problem with that is, the ones who would want to view are those who have already had their pockets picked to fund the fraudsters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 02:59 PM (8zz6B)

402 "Allowing any agency to audit/police it's own malfeasance is ludicrous."
-------

Actually, any entity of any size should have THREE levels of audit/review. The first is internal audit. The organization should have trained personnel who review records and compare the records with how policy, procedure, and internal controls say those records are to be maintained. Then there should be an accounting firm that comes in and reviews enough of the transactional records to determine whether the organizations books are reliable and accurate. Finally, there should be an outside agency that reviews the organization (unless the entity is fortunate enough to do business in a unregulated field).

Our country's leadership now largely pretends they don't understand any of this "mystical" three levels of review stuff, and shrug their shoulders when its found out that massive theft and corruption abounds.

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 31, 2025 02:59 PM (TN0g+)

403 "I'm a knucklehead."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
---
That may be the only honest thing he's ever said about himself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 02:59 PM (ESVrU)

404 Tobias is the transliteration of the Koine Greek: Τωβίας, which is a Hellenization of the Biblical Hebrew name טוֹבִיה, Toviyah, 'Yah is good'

(Wikipedia)

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 03:00 PM (RuTUS)

405 If the English want their country back now, it’s going to be trebuchets, broad swords and long bows all the way.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:00 PM (rmAcl)

406 england is not getting freedom back, nor are nz, aus, can, once you have started limiting and punishing speech, it's over.

Posted by: n at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (+lALu)

407 Decent.

Posted by: Τωβίας928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (jc0TO)

408 nood

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (rbvCR)

409 407 Decent.
Posted by: Τωβίας928(c) at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (jc0TO)

Ha!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (RuTUS)

410 If the English want their country back now, it’s going to be trebuchets, broad swords and long bows all the way.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:00 PM (rmAcl)

NO CROSSBOWS ALLOWED!

Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (Wt5PA)

411 >> Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 31, 2025 02:59 PM (TN0g+)

I’m betting that most federal employees don’t even know what the three lines of defense are. I would bet a pile of money they don’t RCA’s, nor would they pass a simple audit from the Fed, FINRA, SEC or FFIEC.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (rmAcl)

412 You allowed it to happen the first time, you feckless f***s. I don't want hearings and solutions, I want jail sentences. That's your solution.

I want the Final Solution.

Its really hard to engage in recidivism if the crim is burning in Hell.

They celebrated Charlie Kirk's death, they shot at our president, they have even stated that shooting Nick and others like him for showing up at the door asking questions.

They have already conceded the argument that violence is the only language they understand in the debate.

I say we debate them on those terms.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (a4flb)

413 Moose and Squirrel, sitting in their ice fishing shack outside Frostbite Falls, wondering how things could get so fucked up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (gm9Sb)

414
I need an appellation though. Tobias the Indifferent or something.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:52 PM (jc0TO)



Tobias the Tumescent

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

415 HEADLINE (IRS ci.irs.gov)

Date: AUGUST 6, 2025 NOTE DATE!!!

"In landmark sentence, Feeding Our Future scheme leader sentenced to 28 years in prison"

First two paragraphs:

"MINNEAPOLIS – Today, United States District Judge Nancy E. Brasel sentenced Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, to 28 years in prison followed by 3 years of supervised release for his role in a $300 million fraud scheme that exploited a federally funded child nutrition program during the COVID-19 pandemic, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph H. Thompson. Farah was also ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $47,920,514.

Farah played a leading and role in the Feeding Our Future case, the largest Covid-19 fraud scheme in the United States. According to public documents, Farah and his co-defendants stole more than $47 million in program funds by claiming to serve 18 million meals to kids at more than 30 food distribution sites. In June 2024, after a seven-week trial before Judge Brasel, a federal jury convicted Farah of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to commit federal programs bribery, false statements in a passport application, conspiracy to commit money laundering, ..."

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 03:03 PM (rj6Yv)

416 The oversight committee Walz is stiffing is basically failure theater anyway.

Posted by: Martinifarmer at December 31, 2025 03:04 PM (NwnyJ)

417 First, make everyone reapply every year for any welfare program. In person. With 2 pieces of photo ID. And fingerprinted. Every year first part of application is ensuring the person is who they say they are and the same person can’t file for the same program 10 times.

Second, every case has to be reviewed and approved by 3 people. The three people randomly assigned for every case and can’t be in the same building.

Posted by: Obvious Observation at December 31, 2025 03:04 PM (tNkpt)

418 408 nood
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 03:02 PM (rbvCR)

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 03:04 PM (RuTUS)

419 The entire press release concerning Mr. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah's conviction can be found here. Very, very interesting.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/496zmd8t

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 03:07 PM (rj6Yv)

420 Walz is a freakin idiot. He would have been smarter to imply that he would cooperate and (of course) the GOP would have taken him at his word, this stalling the process as the GOP resorts to an "invitation" instead of a subpoena.

Then, a subpoena would have been issue, possibly, if the GOP sees it as a benefit to their organization, but if the issue had blown over, they would be less inclined to do so.

Now, but saying he won't cooperate we go right to the subpoena while issue is still hot and beneficial to the GOPest. And non-compliance means Criminal Contempt, Inherent Contempt (rare), and Civil Enforcement.... up to $100,000 fines, court costs and potentially a year in jail.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 03:08 PM (dIske)

421 off sock

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 03:19 PM (5rh/l)

422 So the bottom line is we can’t cut spending, or put programs like social security into solvency because Democrats constituency needs its federal taxpayer dollars and Republicans don’t have the balls, math skills or courage to cut it. Did I get that right?
Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 02:58 PM (rmAcl)

Uh.....yeah. Same as it's always been.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 31, 2025 03:25 PM (5xuJ/)

423 They went to the Cemetery and took down names off the Headstones and the Democrat Voter Registration sites as well

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 31, 2025 06:10 PM (wGqjj)

Tucker Carlson: No American Has Been Killed By Muslims... Since 9/11; Anti-Muslim "Hate" Is an Op by the Jews

Good. The coward is getting a little more courageous. He feels less need to pretend he doesn't believe these things while having on guests who he encourages to say all the things he believes while pretending to be agnostic on these topics.

Now the coward is finally finding his own voice.

Harrison Berger
@BergerPosts

Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) tells @amconmag that "hate the Muslims," is just another classic Israeli government psyop meant to propagandize Americans to believe that Israel's enemies are their own.

"I don't know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who's been killed by radical Islam. I do know a lot of people who have killed themselves.

I know people who've died of drug ODs, more than a few. I know people who can't get jobs. None of the boys in my daughter's class can get jobs, none of those white boys can get jobs. They're being destroyed by Adderall and video games and porn.

I see millions of Americans being destroyed, and none of it is at the hands of radical Islam. Is radical Islam more dangerous than OnlyFans? It's not even close. Turning some huge percentage of American women into prostitutes. That's not radical Islam doing that, actually."

A few obvious points:

Leftwingers routinely begin counting deaths after 9/11 when they want to prove that White Supremacists kill more people than Islamic terrorists. Good to see that Tucker Carlson is embracing this "in the last twenty-four (not twenty five!) years" method of counting.

Apparently Tucker doesn't consider the many, many American soldiers killed by ISIS and Al Qaeda to be victims of radical Muslim violence. Or the American civilians captured by ISIS and beheaded on camera.

Oh wait, the did restrict his counting to those killed in the United States. Once again he puts special restrictions on who he will count and who he won't count, like a fucking leftist scumbag propagandist.

But he's definitely ignoring the people murdered by the Fort Hood Islamist psychiatrist. I guess he considers that "workplace violence" not radical Muslim terrorism -- once again, like a fucking leftist scumbag propagandist.

He ignores the people murdered at the Pulse nightclub, the people murdered by the husband-and-wife Islamist terrorist spree killers in California...

The perpetrators, Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik, a married couple living in the city of Redlands, targeted a San Bernardino County Department of Public Health training event and Christmas party of about 80 employees in a rented banquet room. Fourteen people were killed and 22 others were seriously injured. Farook was a Muslim and an American-born citizen of Pakistani descent, who worked as a health department employee. Malik was a Muslim and Pakistani-born green card holder. After the shooting, the couple fled in a rented Ford Expedition SUV. Four hours later, police pursued their vehicle and killed them in a shootout, which also left two officers injured.

...etc., etc., etc.

We have at least one or two Muslim terrorist attacks in America every year.

But the left won't admit they're terrorist attacks.

They vow "the motive may never be known."

And now Real Conservative Tucker Carlson joins them.

He's America First, you know.

Obviously Europe sees people slaughtered on the street or train every few months but that's "not in the United States." Are the Jews running ops in Europe, too?

(Of course they are.)


He just pretends all these deaths away. All incidents of workplace violence or shocking, motive-free violence that has nothing at all to do with Islam.

Again, he's adopting the hard leftwing position on all the terrorist murder we've suffered through for twenty five grisly years -- it didn't happen, and if it did happen, you're racist for noticing.

But he's the Real Conservative, huh?

Update: Oh my Lord, I forgot about the Boston Marathon bombing.

I also forgot about the jihadi car attacks -- you know, where a jihadi plows his truck into crowds of people, murdering them. And the media blames them on the vehicle. Vehicle kills 14.

"America First" Tucker blames the vehicle, too.

Eitan Fischberger
@EFischberger

Dec 26

A non-exhaustive list of Islamic terror attacks in the U.S. over the last 25 years:

🔸 Fort Hood shooting -- November 5, 2009 -- 13 killed

🔸 Little Rock recruiting office shooting --June 1, 2009 -- 1 killed

🔸 Boston Marathon bombing -- April 15, 2013 -- 3 killed

🔸 Chattanooga military recruiting center attack -- July 16, 2015 -- 5 killed

🔸 San Bernardino terrorist attack -- December 2, 2015 -- 14 killed

🔸 Pulse nightclub massacre -- June 12, 2016 -- 49 killed

🔸 New York City ISIS truck attack -- October 31, 2017 -- 8 killed

🔸 New Orleans ISIS truck attack -- January 1, 2025 -- 14 killed

🔸 Boulder, Colorado firebombing attack -- June 1, 2025 -- 1 killed

As many have noticed, the so-called "America First" lunatics have said N O T H I N G about the Somali looting of the American treasury. Including Tucker Carlson.

Because criticizing foreign invaders would be "anti-Muslim hate" and would distract us from the Real Enemy, the Jews.

This impression is basically just actual quotes by Tucker Carlson.

The Bee:

bbtuckerprayertomecca.jpg

Hello! Happy New Years Eve!

Posted by: Ace at 12:20 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:21 PM (IhIKR)

2 1st

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 12:22 PM (vWau3)

3 An evil person.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:24 PM (ElQWS)

4 Tucker Carlson is trying to out-retard Tim Walz. It’s a close competition…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:24 PM (eD7Q0)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:24 PM (QGRvm)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 31, 2025 12:25 PM (LdBR/)

7 Tucker's cheese had slid way off that cracker.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 12:25 PM (NwnyJ)

8
Less than twelve hours before the moon pie drops:

https://moonpieovermobile.com/

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 12:26 PM (2Ez/1)

9 Maybe it's all the killing and head severing and child abuse and the goat raping that makes people not like Muslims.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2025 12:26 PM (I7V7v)

10 He's Tucker F*cking Carlson! He's never wrong!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 12:26 PM (L/fGl)

11 Are these things that Carlson has always believed but been afraid to say out loud until now, or is he just getting paid to shill for islam?

Posted by: Open Channel D at December 31, 2025 12:27 PM (gYnrv)

12 What happened to Tucker? I mean, seriously. Did someone threaten his family? Did he get RFK Jr’s brainworm? Has he been kidnapped by aliens and what we see now is a replicant?

He has seriously jumped the otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:27 PM (IhIKR)

13 TPUSA needs to cut all ties with Tucker or they can go in the trash bin alongside him.

Posted by: Keyser at December 31, 2025 12:27 PM (h3gb2)

14 A bow tie. A target for a punch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 12:28 PM (gm9Sb)

15 11 yes

Posted by: doug at December 31, 2025 12:28 PM (Hy+R4)

16 Tucker's cheese had slid way off that cracker.

I'd blame a brain tumor, a la Charles Whitman, but he looks healthy enough. Maybe he just IS a tumor.

Posted by: High Speed Rail at December 31, 2025 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

17 Tucker is getting paid to say anti-Jewish and pro-Islam lacrimation. I can tell because he gratuitously shoves it in everywhere he can, even when it's not otherwise relevant.

Take what Sucker says here. He actually makes some good points about drugs (both legal and illegal), lack of jobs available to whites, and porn/OF. Islam isn't the only scourge poisoning our culture.

Sucker could make these points without the gratuitous reference to, and cheap shot at, Israel. But he doesn't. He just has to stick that in there.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

18 Follow the money.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 12:28 PM (jc0TO)

19 What is Carlson think he’s doing? It’s not even effective polemics because his “facts” are openly and obviously wrong… ace details the Islamist killings since 9/11… everyone knows those things happened… so WTH?? I’ve been reluctant to label him an antisemite but at this point what other explanation explains him?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM (eD7Q0)

20 Arghhh

Posted by: Archimedes = High Speed Rail at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

21
Ace is up
Posted by: rickb223


Morning wood? Is there something that you'd like to share with the rest of us?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM (xG4kz)

22 17 Tucker is getting paid to say anti-Jewish and pro-Islam lacrimation. I can tell because he gratuitously shoves it in everywhere he can, even when it's not otherwise relevant.

Take what Sucker says here. He actually makes some good points about drugs (both legal and illegal), lack of jobs available to whites, and porn/OF. Islam isn't the only scourge poisoning our culture.

Sucker could make these points without the gratuitous reference to, and cheap shot at, Israel. But he doesn't. He just has to stick that in there.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

========

I wonder if mass migration from the third world, mostly Muslim, has affected some of these things as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

23 I'll admit I haven't been following the Tucker Carlson BS as it just doesn't interest me. But that said, is he really this stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 12:30 PM (2WIwB)

24 Only read the headline, but four ME deployments AFTER 9/11, I can name a few people killed by the Muslim cultist. Tucker is a whore with Qatari filth dripping from his cowardly lips.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at December 31, 2025 12:30 PM (SOziR)

25 "Moderate" muzzies are the muzzies that won't actually kill the infidel but will support, donate, and cheer for other muzz scum to kill the infidel.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 12:30 PM (xvV+O)

26 Yes, no Muslims are involved in poisoning America with drugs. Inshallah.

Posted by: Afghan opium farmers and Iranian government-sponsored drug smugglers at December 31, 2025 12:30 PM (1wjle)

27 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 12:30 PM (leiJl)

28 Flags are currently at half-staff in Iowa because we lost two Guardsmen to ISIS in Syria. Did I personally know them? No, but people I know coordinated their return and lined the streets for their funeral procession.

Tucker Carlson can EABOD.

Posted by: pookysgirl will not be supplying the bag at December 31, 2025 12:30 PM (Wt5PA)

29 What happened to Tucker? I mean, seriously. Did someone threaten his family? Did he get RFK Jr’s brainworm? Has he been kidnapped by aliens and what we see now is a replicant?

He has seriously jumped the otter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:27 PM


Check his basement for pods.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (jc0TO)

30 Made up facts are the best facts!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (L/fGl)

31 Just take a look at this monster and tell me this doesn't look like a Somali ....

https://collider.com/chud-campy-80s-horror/

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

32 Ace skipped the woman beheaded in the Midwest. St louis?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (4wNax)

33
There was a guy -- a substitute host -- on WPHT (AM 1210) yesterday who could imitate TC's girlish shrieks perfectly. So much so that I found myself despising him as much as I despise TC himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (xG4kz)

34 TPUSA needs to cut all ties with Tucker or they can go in the trash bin alongside him.
Posted by: Keyser at December 31, 2025 12:27 PM (h3gb2)

I’m starting to get nervous about JD Vance because I think (maybe I’m wrong?) that he’s good friends with Carlson? Or is that Don Jr? Or both? Whoever it is needs to reassess the friendship

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (eD7Q0)

35 Islam is a Demonic Death Cult.

Worse than Naziism because it makes universal claims in the name of it's deity.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (47/pr)

36 Look up Robert Spencer and get that count of Americans killed by Muslims since 9/11

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (leiJl)

37 23 I'll admit I haven't been following the Tucker Carlson BS as it just doesn't interest me. But that said, is he really this stupid?

He is not, which makes it worse. You can sort of understand mouth breathing losers flailing around for some excuse to explain their manifest failure, but he already has it all.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

38 Head injury with symptoms of selective amnesia. Or, pure douchebaggery.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM (98kQX)

39 What does Nick Fuentes have to say about this?

Posted by: toby928(c) pokes the dead horse at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM (jc0TO)

40 Hey Ace baby, here's wishing you a swinging new year.

Hey, i'm not gay. I am Dean Martin.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM (EyfuW)

41 I remember in 2016 the San Bernardino muzzies that killed their workmates.

Also in 2016 the Pulse night club muzzie killing of homos.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM (xvV+O)

42 Not sure happened to Carlson to drive him off the deep-end

Posted by: Halfhand at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM (edbiH)

43 "Shirley's Angels" - the movie. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/2vhzwvyv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:33 PM (ElQWS)

44 I guess he forgot the Wisconsin death ride at the Christmas parade, and the Tsarnev Boston marathon bombing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:33 PM (0U5gm)

45 dupe question - sorry

Posted by: Halfhand at December 31, 2025 12:33 PM (edbiH)

46 Perhaps TC is explained by boredom. He spent a long time kicking idiot leftists about and that probably got old. Now he's seeing if he can say truly ridiculous things and get people to agree with him, you know, because he's so smaht.

Sadly, there are those who DO agree with him.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

47 The Muzzie terrorist at Fort Hood is still breathing. He killed Americans you ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 12:34 PM (zNwXb)

48 Not sure happened to Carlson to drive him off the deep-end
Posted by: Halfhand at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM


The Qataris backed a dump truck full of money up to his house. He's not made of stone, you know.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 12:34 PM (jc0TO)

49 What happened to Tucker? I mean, seriously. Did someone threaten his family? Did he get RFK Jr’s brainworm? Has he been kidnapped by aliens and what we see now is a replicant?

He has seriously jumped the otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched


What is even more disappointing is that he is already wealthy, so why take Qatari money to abandon your principles?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:35 PM (0U5gm)

50 w Real Conservative Tucker Carlson joins them.

I'm beginning to like the cut of this fellow's jib. And his sartorial choices are to DIE for. Tucker, call me...we can collab on a "Fuck Trump" podcast, and maybe give you a guest column.

Posted by: Jonathan V. Last, editor of The Bulwark at December 31, 2025 12:35 PM (ycI94)

51 Bought and paid for. Idiot

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 31, 2025 12:35 PM (04Eec)

52 Beyond disappointing.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at December 31, 2025 12:35 PM (gxokI)

53 I admit I had no idea Somalis were mostly Muslim when all of this fraud broke...some things are just about the in-your-face crime and have nothing to do with anything else.

Ripping me off, and doing it badly and in my face AND unapologetically, pisses me off...and it should piss everyone off...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:36 PM (tOcjL)

54 One should never go "Full Amber Heard", but Tucker has shit the bed in similar fashion. I expect to see him tased in a Youtube traffic stop video yelling "Don't you know who I am"?

Posted by: Make Asylums Great Again! at December 31, 2025 12:36 PM (oftw2)

55 At some point in the not too distant past tucker carlson literally lost his mind.


There is no way he could have hid his Jew hate for that many years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 12:36 PM (0N4FZ)

56 "Oh wait, the did restrict his counting to those killed in the United States. Once again he puts special restrictions on who he will count and who he won't count, like a fucking leftist scumbag propagandist." - Ace

Further he uses "I don't know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who's been killed by radical Islam. I do know a lot of people who have killed themselves." His dick move here is he uses "I don't know" personally of people killed by Muslim savages while leaving the impression that he means I don't know of any people murdered by Muslim savages. I do have to say I don't know personally any of people killed by Muslim savages while at the same time I am fully aware of the atrocities committed by these Muslim savages.

Posted by: Ye Olde Mayan Calendar Shoppe at December 31, 2025 12:36 PM (HTCU3)

57 >>But he's definitely ignoring the people murdered by the Fort Hood Islamist psychiatrist. I guess he considers that "workplace violence" not radical Muslim terrorism -- once again, like a fucking leftist scumbag propagandist.


IIRC, the shooter had "SOA" on his freakin' business card: Soldier of Allah.
The Army knew him as Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, MD. But he gave himself another title — “Soldier of Allah.”

Hasan, the man responsible for the Fort Hood massacre that left 13 dead and 29 wounded, printed up business cards he ordered over the Internet that identified him as “SoA” — a jihadi acronym for “Soldier of Allah.”

The latest peek into the warped mind of the Army-trained psychiatrist came as the US Army Criminal Investigation Command charged him yesterday with 13 counts of premeditated murder. . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:36 PM (NuV6c)

58 >>What happened to Tucker? I mean, seriously. Did someone threaten his family? Did he get RFK Jr’s brainworm? Has he been kidnapped by aliens and what we see now is a replicant?

He has seriously jumped the otter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:27 PM (IhIKR)
__
My theory is that this is all about attention. He's a self-deprecating narcissist. He thrives to be noticed. He yearns to be different. Remember his ridiculous bow tie. He wants to be talked about, even if in negative light.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 31, 2025 12:36 PM (bNf8H)

59 Tucker is your typical rich brat. "You ignored me, I'll show you"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 12:37 PM (zNwXb)

60 49 What happened to Tucker? I mean, seriously. Did someone threaten his family? Did he get RFK Jr’s brainworm? Has he been kidnapped by aliens and what we see now is a replicant?

He has seriously jumped the otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched


What is even more disappointing is that he is already wealthy, so why take Qatari money to abandon your principles?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:35 PM (0U5gm)

B/c for rich people, there is no such this as enough money or too much money...they always want more...and more...and more...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:37 PM (tOcjL)

61 Tucker has recently said that he believes that Feudalism is the best form of government, where the people accept that the Ruling Class will make all decisions and run their lives. Not really surprising for someone born into the 2nd wealthiest family in America; he longs to see the rest of us just shut up and do what we’re told. By him.

And he also flew over and bought a house in Qatar, whose rulers, I’m sure, completely agree with his views on government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:37 PM (m7iZ5)

62 "Shirley's Angels" - the movie. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/2vhzwvyv


It makes AOC, Ilhan, and yes, even Kamala, look hawt. Especially AOC.

Even AI can't help Rashida Tlaib.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

63 Tucker says he does not KNOW any victims in the last 24 years. Sure there were a few hundred, but he does not (personally) KNOW them. Tucker the Lightbringer II would not lie.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2025 12:38 PM (vbXSk)

64 IIRC, Rush never did like Tucker. Rush was always Right!

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 12:38 PM (vWau3)

65 19 What is Carlson think he’s doing? It’s not even effective polemics because his “facts” are openly and obviously wrong… ace details the Islamist killings since 9/11… everyone knows those things happened… so WTH?? I’ve been reluctant to label him an antisemite but at this point what other explanation explains him?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM (eD7Q0)

----
But you see, Tucker didn't *know* them personally so it doesn't count.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 31, 2025 12:39 PM (36PRH)

66 Tucker has become more enthusiastic for muslim dick than Barack Obama.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:39 PM (grNgC)

67 He has seriously jumped the otter. Posted by: nurse ratched

For the Win!

Posted by: Ye Olde Mayan Calendar Shoppe at December 31, 2025 12:39 PM (HTCU3)

68 update: I completely missed the Boston Marathon Bombing.

and all of the Sudden Jihadi "Vehicle" attacks!

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (1wjle)

69 Even a born-with-a-silver-spoon rich kid like Tucker Quatarlson can be bought.

Sad.

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (xNHSX)

70 My theory is that this is all about attention. He's a self-deprecating narcissist. He thrives to be noticed. He yearns to be different. Remember his ridiculous bow tie. He wants to be talked about, even if in negative light.

Perhaps TC is explained by boredom. He spent a long time kicking idiot leftists about and that probably got old. Now he's seeing if he can say truly ridiculous things and get people to agree with him, you know, because he's so smaht.

I think we may be homing in on the truth.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

71 I've hated Islam ever since I've researched their violent conquests and the death and destruction upon the world they brought that continues to today. Big bad Mo and his followers have done enough all by themselves in their 14 century body of work to convince me.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

72 How money do i need to have my own doctor and pharmacy?

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (EyfuW)

73 60 Nova Local, except for Trump.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (3cQK1)

74 54 One should never go "Full Amber Heard", but Tucker has shit the bed in similar fashion. I expect to see him tased in a Youtube traffic stop video yelling "Don't you know who I am"?
Posted by: Make Asylums Great Again!

I wasn't driving, officer, I was traveling! See my plates?!? "Not for commerce, private use only." You got nothing on me! What, I thought this was America! What's Israel paying you to silence and discredit me!?!?

Posted by: Drunk Tucker, arguing with the cops that pulled him over at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (ycI94)

75 >>What happened to Tucker? I mean, seriously. Did someone threaten his family? Did he get RFK Jr’s brainworm? Has he been kidnapped by aliens and what we see now is a replicant?


He's back on drugs.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (grNgC)

76 Let's say Tucker is right -- stay with me here for a sec -- then what about all the muslim murder and mayem in UK and Europe?

Christmas market murders, Beslan nightclub murder, UK 'grooming' rape gangs, Charlie Hebdo assassinations, Bondi beach massacre and so on?

Would it not be in our best interest to observe what's happening in every Western nation "since 9/11" is an obvious, consistent trend and judge muslims to be a threat???

I don't know what Tucker is sniffing, but he needs to stop, cold turkey.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (NuV6c)

77
What is even more disappointing is that he is already wealthy, so why take Qatari money to abandon your principles?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:35 PM

Private aviation is very expensive is my guess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM (I7V7v)

78 68 update: I completely missed the Boston Marathon Bombing.

and all of the Sudden Jihadi "Vehicle" attacks!

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (1wjle)

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To be fair, Tucker didn't know those people personally.

So, they're not really people.

Also, Trump is evil for trying to stem the influx of drugs from Venezuela, probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

79 now I'm remembering the 8 year old boy whose legs were severed from his body in the Boston Marathon bombing.

Oh well, he wasn't actually killed, just had the legs severed from his body, so he doesn't count, per Tucker's strict math.

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM (1wjle)

80 72 How money do i need to have my own doctor and pharmacy?
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (EyfuW)

Bezos money, b/c he has one now with Amazon...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM (tOcjL)

81 Tucker already has more money than he can spend. Is he just another example of an attention whore who cannot stand fading away? Does he not have grandchildren to dote upon? A hobby? A charity to quietly finance and support?

wtf is wrong with these people?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM (IhIKR)

82
Why is he doing this?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM (VWtfl)

83 Does anyone recall Tucker having a problem making the call on Islam being the issue after both Ft. Hood and the nightclub shooting? There has to be footage of him.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM (33LJY)

84 My theory is that this is all about attention. He's a self-deprecating narcissist. He thrives to be noticed. He yearns to be different. Remember his ridiculous bow tie. He wants to be talked about, even if in negative light.

The bow tie is the answer. Bow ties are alien Jews, controlling the minds of their wearers and making them say such unbelievable things that it comes back to benefit the Jews, because no one would believe that Jews could take the form of bowties despite all the evidence.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 12:42 PM (EXyHK)

85 What happened to Tucker? I mean, seriously. Did someone threaten his family? Did he get RFK Jr’s brainworm? Has he been kidnapped by aliens and what we see now is a replicant?


He's back on drugs.


At some point I'm sure that will be his excuse.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

86 73 60 Nova Local, except for Trump.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (3cQK1)

Ummm, remember Trump brand water? Trump would also love more money...although at his age, thankfully he loves love more than money now...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:42 PM (tOcjL)

87 >>update: I completely missed the Boston Marathon Bombing.


Years earlier: Boulder King Soopers grocery store shooting spree -- 11 dead, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:42 PM (NuV6c)

88 Never missed his show on Fox. Did he change since then or was he just hiding it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 12:43 PM (pkeXY)

89 Don't you talk about my fans.

Posted by: Muslim Dick at December 31, 2025 12:43 PM (Mx+TJ)

90 Tucker has recently said that he believes that Feudalism is the best form of government, where the people accept that the Ruling Class will make all decisions and run their lives.

Essentially what the WEF is advocating for. "Stakeholder Capitalism" and "You will own nothing and be happy" is neo-feudalism and a new aristocracy.

"We will own everything and you will be a serf"

Posted by: Halfhand at December 31, 2025 12:43 PM (edbiH)

91 He didn't say no-one had been killed by radical Muslims. He said "I don't know anyone..."

What you h8ers fail to understand is that until the leading causes of death have been eliminated, lesser causes of death don't matter.

That means murder is not an issue until we have cured heart disease. Logic.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 31, 2025 12:43 PM (1Nv0l)

92 I don't know what Tucker is sniffing, but he needs to stop, cold turkey.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (NuV6c)

No, he needs to go all in and fully unmask, so all right thinking folks pitch him in the drudge garbage bin. For now, he still have some right-minded old people who still excuse him and won't give him up after all these years...and he needs to become a full no one for our side...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:44 PM (tOcjL)

93 >>>Years earlier: Boulder King Soopers grocery store shooting spree -- 11 dead, IIRC.

I can't even remember them all.

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:44 PM (1wjle)

94 Does Tucker believe the stuff that he says, or is he trolling for attention?

Posted by: mr tmz at December 31, 2025 12:44 PM (rJ48h)

95 I would add the Vegas massacre to that list.

Yea, I know that nothing was admitted or confirmed about that, but there were some strange and telling connections to terror groups, and we were told nothing but lies in an obvious cover-up.

What would they want to cover up so badly? There are only a few answers, the most obvious of which is Muslim terror.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

96 I’m starting to get nervous about JD Vance because I think (maybe I’m wrong?) that he’s good friends with Carlson? Or is that Don Jr? Or both? Whoever it is needs to reassess the friendship
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:31 PM (eD7Q0)

I’ve seen a lot of that worry online, but so far I don’t see any sign of it. I do think Vance has made a small mistake in that he want to act like the Nominee Presumptive, and so he’s working hard to not say anything that would offend anyone, including the groypers, but he has never said anything explicitly agreeing with them either.

I suspect he’s trying to stay out of it until the controversy goes away, which is a small mistake of weakness, but I don’t think a politically fatal one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:44 PM (m7iZ5)

97 I don't know any women enslaved by muslims. Or any goats. I don't know any muslims defrauding taxpayers either!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (OSZOS)

98 I see Adel Al-Jubeir showing his mewling quim again.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (pIfcn)

99 Insty has a whole string of relevant links, starting with:

HE DID IT: Tucker Carlson Suggests That Israel Committed 9/11 Terror Attack.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

100 >>Tucker has recently said that he believes that Feudalism is the best form of government

Retards: Always searching for that Benevolent Dictator they imagine that they, themselves, would be.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (grNgC)

101 >>>96 I’m starting to get nervous about JD Vance because I think (maybe I’m wrong?) that he’s good friends with Carlson? Or is that Don Jr? Or both? Whoever it is needs to reassess the friendship

I'm very worried too. I don't think I can support him.

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (1wjle)

102 Where's our local Tucker worshipers? A post like this leaves me with blue balls if I don't get to bully them.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (1Nv0l)

103 Tucker already has more money than he can spend. Is he just another example of an attention whore who cannot stand fading away? Does he not have grandchildren to dote upon? A hobby? A charity to quietly finance and support?

wtf is wrong with these people?

Posted by: nurse ratched


That is the most frustrating thing. I probably mentioned it here before, but I walked away from my job with no backup rather than sign a fraudulent document. I can't fathom people who have more money than they can ever spend taking bribes.

I don't always agree with Trump or Musk, but it is obvious that they haven't sold out their principles for money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (0U5gm)

104 Trump water is the best. People always tell me, they say sir, your water is the gold standard of water. Very smart people tell me that.

Trump Water has much more H, much more 2 and a helluva lot more O than loser leftist water, that I can tell you. Think about it. No, think about it.

Thank you for your attention to that matter.

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (xNHSX)

105 >>I can't even remember them all.


Same.
Freakin' depressing.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (NuV6c)

106 91 He didn't say no-one had been killed by radical Muslims. He said "I don't know anyone..."

What you h8ers fail to understand is that until the leading causes of death have been eliminated, lesser causes of death don't matter.

That means murder is not an issue until we have cured heart disease. Logic.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 31, 2025 12:43 PM (1Nv0l)

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It's a weird rhetorical tic right now.

"You can't prioritize anything else than my priority. In fact, you can't even spend any time on your priority until my priority is fixed. Unless you fix my priority completely and wholly, you are not allowed to spend any time considering your priorities. If you do, then you betray all of our shared principles."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

107 94 Does Tucker believe the stuff that he says, or is he trolling for attention?
Posted by: mr tmz at December 31, 2025 12:44 PM (rJ48h)

Is there a difference?

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (tOcjL)

108 Tucker heard that the capital of Qatar is Dough-Ha and decided that that was the place for him.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (3cQK1)

109 Tucker is a douche.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (Vh9CX)

110 3 An evil person.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:24 PM (ElQWS)

You're gonna have to be more specific!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (RuTUS)

111
100 >>Tucker has recently said that he believes that Feudalism is the best form of government

Retards: Always searching for that Benevolent Dictator they imagine that they, themselves, would be.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (grNgC)

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A good king is probably the best form of government.

I'm not sure who I would trust to be a good king, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

112 I’ve seen a lot of that worry online, but so far I don’t see any sign of it. I do think Vance has made a small mistake in that he want to act like the Nominee Presumptive, and so he’s working hard to not say anything that would offend anyone, including the groypers, but he has never said anything explicitly agreeing with them either.

I suspect he’s trying to stay out of it until the controversy goes away, which is a small mistake of weakness, but I don’t think a politically fatal one.


If Trump teaches him anything, it should be that tepid and noncommittal is not the way to go. We have the GOPe for that.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

113 Tucker Carlson...taps fingers on desk. Isn't he another one of those people who was fired from Fox like Cwiss Wallace and has a podcast now?

Posted by: Muslim Dick at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (Mx+TJ)

114 “The cost of having other people cut your grass is always higher than you think.”—Tucker Carlson, Ship of Fools, p. 11

“It’s a measure of how bovine our ruling class has become that educated people fall for nonsense like this especially hard.”—Tucker Carlson, Ship of Fools, p. 197

“Men posing as female weight lifters isn’t the biggest problem Western civilization faces, but it’s an ominous symptom of deeper rot. When the people in charge retreat into fantasy, and demand that everyone else join them there, society itself becomes impervious to reality. The entire population develops the habits of fact-avoidance and lying.”—Tucker Carlson, Ship of Fools, p. 201

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (EXyHK)

115 Perhaps TC is explained by boredom. He spent a long time kicking idiot leftists about and that probably got old. Now he's seeing if he can say truly ridiculous things and get people to agree with him, you know, because he's so smaht.
Posted by: Archimedes


Pathological narcissists will make up outrageous stories to see how much they can manipulate people. This is standard DARVO; Deny, Accuse, Reversing Victim and Offender. Dangerous islam??? NO, you are the dangerous ones! Israel attacked?? NO, it is they who attacked the Palistinininananas!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (mlg/3)

116 101 >>>96 I’m starting to get nervous about JD Vance because I think (maybe I’m wrong?) that he’s good friends with Carlson? Or is that Don Jr? Or both? Whoever it is needs to reassess the friendship

I'm very worried too. I don't think I can support him.
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:45 PM (1wjle)

Tucker is doing this to try to SINK R CHANCES for 2026 and 2028, b/c his paymasters want that - do not fall for it!

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (tOcjL)

117 >>I can't even remember them all.


It would be easier to count the number of angels dancing on the tip of a needle.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (grNgC)

118 Does Tucker believe the stuff that he says, or is he trolling for attention? Posted by: mr tmz

His jealous that Candace acts more crazy than him.

Posted by: Ye Olde Mayan Calendar Shoppe at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (HTCU3)

119 If you think about it, there have been more than a few 'Tucker conversion' examples over the past several decades, including Charles Johnson at LGF and Drudge.

It cannot all be discounted as sudden unexplained lunacy. Money is far more likely.

Posted by: alanon at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (OhUhe)

120 112 If Trump teaches him anything, it should be that tepid and noncommittal is not the way to go. We have the GOPe for that.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

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From what I've seen: Vance punches the left and doesn't take part in the infighting on the right.

I'm not paying the closest of attention, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

121 We don't know personally know anyone that has been struck by a falling anvil.

Posted by: ACME Corp. at December 31, 2025 12:48 PM (XeU6L)

122 Nova, that’s my point. Sure, Trump will always take more money. We all would. But it’s not his top priority.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:48 PM (3cQK1)

123 Trump Water has much more H, much more 2 and a helluva lot more O than loser leftist water, that I can tell you. Think about it. No, think about it.

And don't get me started on our covalent bonds and dipole moments. They're YUUUUUGE!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

124 What the F happened to Tuck that turned him into an idiot?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 31, 2025 12:48 PM (kpTWY)

125 >>A good king is probably the best form of government.


This sentiment is why I am no fan of Jefferson.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:48 PM (grNgC)

126 >>I’m starting to get nervous about JD Vance because I think (maybe I’m wrong?) that he’s good friends with Carlson? Or is that Don Jr? Or both? Whoever it is needs to reassess the friendship


Tucker's adult son works for JD, I think.

The Tucker smears appeared to be an entry point for attacking JD, the obvious 2028 frontrunner. However, I don't know wtf is up with Tucker's new respect for muslims - is this to get Vance, too, or is it that sweet, seet Qatar cash?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:48 PM (NuV6c)

127 Are these things that Carlson has always believed but been afraid to say out loud until now, or is he just getting paid to shill for islam?
Posted by: Open Channel D at December 31, 2025 12:27 PM (gYnrv)

Yes.

Posted by: troyriser at December 31, 2025 12:48 PM (DPeYO)

128 If Trump teaches him anything, it should be that tepid and noncommittal is not the way to go. We have the GOPe for that.
____

If I remember correctly, Sen. Tepid and Sen. Noncommittal were from New England states.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 12:49 PM (Dv3i1)

129 I don't know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who's been killed by radical Islam. I do know a lot of people who have killed themselves.
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Were these people by chance shouting Allah Akbar at the time?

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:49 PM (2fdLC)

130 >>>Where's our local Tucker worshipers? A post like this leaves me with blue balls if I don't get to bully them.

yeah where is... burt?

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:49 PM (1wjle)

131 What’s Behind the Divide Between the MAGA Establishment and the New Far-Right Figures...particularly between the traditional MAGA establishment figures like Ben Shapiro, Vivek Ramaswamy, and JD Vance, and the newer, more extreme far-right voices such as Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens, and Tucker Carlson.

These right wing media figureheads either have Russia or Israel for a master, and sometimes that conflicts. You see the schism quite a bit whenever something involves Iran.

I see another group to pay attention to, those are the "Constitutional conservatives" like Ted Cruz, Mark Levin, and (possibly) Mike Pompeo, to name a few.

They realize that relatively soon they will need a new leader as the current one is 79 years old and term-limited. And it will take months/years to sort out.

Similar is happening on the left side- do they want traditional Democrat (Newsom), Democratic Socialist (AOC), or someone else to carry the banner forward?

Socialnmedia algorithms fuel more extreme content. Start just commenting on some elected congressman's post, and in 30 minutes you're getting Great Replacement Theory in your feed.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (ycI94)

132 Candace Owens got to him.
Tucker worships her.
She hates the Jews. Now he does too.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

133 130 >>>Where's our local Tucker worshipers? A post like this leaves me with blue balls if I don't get to bully them.

yeah where is... burt?

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:49 PM (1wjle)

=====

Well, our big Fuentes fanboy shouldn't be coming back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

134 I don't know anyone who was eaten by a Polar Bear...

but, I am not agitating for introducing polar bears to the lower 48.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (grNgC)

135
The bow tie is the answer. Bow ties are alien Jews, controlling the minds of their wearers

Is that why all the Nation of Islam guys wear them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (pkeXY)

136 Or the firebomb attack of the Jewish vigil for the hostages here in Boulder. I could even pass Tucker's test since I know - though by no means well - Karen and Lou.

Tucker is a tool.

Posted by: Fritz (not fritz) at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (UHLZS)

137 Yea, I know that nothing was admitted or confirmed about that, but there were some strange and telling connections to terror groups, and we were told nothing but lies in an obvious cover-up.

What would they want to cover up so badly? There are only a few answers, the most obvious of which is Muslim terror.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

The most persistent stories have a connection to an attempted assassination of a member of the Saudi Royal Family.

Strangest coincidence of the affair: Kashoggi, the so callled journalist who had helped finance Bin Laden, was an enemy of MBS, and was probably working as an Iranian Spy using his US passport as a cover, was dismembered by the Saudi’s one year to the day after the Las Vegas massacre.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (m7iZ5)

138 A good king is probably the best form of government.

I'm not sure who I would trust to be a good king, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's easy: me. And if you don't like how I do good, well, let's just say that can easily be managed.

Posted by: Ye Olde Mayan Calendar Shoppe at December 31, 2025 12:51 PM (HTCU3)

139 130 >>>Where's our local Tucker worshipers? A post like this leaves me with blue balls if I don't get to bully them.

yeah where is... burt?
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:49 PM (1wjle)

His paycheck didn't clear with the recent fed actions holding up money to the fraud rings...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:51 PM (tOcjL)

140 Is Tucker saying that these people he knows who have offed themselves were actually killed by the Jews? Someone please AI him into the Charlie Day meme.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:51 PM (2fdLC)

141 131 They realize that relatively soon they will need a new leader as the current one is 79 years old and term-limited. And it will take months/years to sort out.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (ycI94)

=======

False.

Trump is king and will never step away from power. Just look at 2020. He refused to step down and stayed president in 2021. That's why Biden had to use the autopen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

142 119 If you think about it, there have been more than a few 'Tucker conversion' examples over the past several decades, including Charles Johnson at LGF and Drudge.

It cannot all be discounted as sudden unexplained lunacy. Money is far more likely.
Posted by: alanon at December 31, 2025 12:47 PM (OhUhe)

This is what I think, follow the money.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2025 12:51 PM (I7V7v)

143 Interesting he says he doesn't know anyone killed by radical Islam. Does he know people killed by regular Islam? Maybe he's just being super subversive.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:51 PM (2fdLC)

144 You're gonna have to be more specific!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (RuTUS)
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The ocean's got nothin' to do with it!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:51 PM (ElQWS)

145 >>> No American Has Been Killed By Muslims...

Not that it matters, do not forget the Honor Killings of their own Hoor Daughters.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (/lPRQ)

146 My gut feeling was the Jharles Chonson was always a lefty who became an accidental right-wing star after stealing someone else's GIF that showed that Dan Rather's TANG story was fake news.

His tiny little green site exploded in popularity overnight and made him a ton of money, so he rode that wave as a pretend-righty grifter until Obama came along and he could no longer hide his true leftism.

We all used to use that mispelling of his name Jharles Chonson because he obesssively searched for his name online. Don't know if he still does, but he's an obese shut-in so probably.

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (xNHSX)

147 >>Tucker is a tool.


This is the problem of the argument of Utility.

Utilitarians make Tools of us, ALL.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (grNgC)

148 I would add the Vegas massacre to that list.

Yea, I know that nothing was admitted or confirmed about that, but there were some strange and telling connections to terror groups, and we were told nothing but lies in an obvious cover-up.

What would they want to cover up so badly? There are only a few answers, the most obvious of which is Muslim terror.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


Wasn't MBS staying in that hotel? I could see it as a distraction to cover an assassination attempt.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (0U5gm)

149 This is weasel speak. He is claiming "I" do not know. He'll claim that he's not ignoring or downplaying any of those attacks, just that he doesn't personally know the victims, whereas he does know victims of other things personally and that's all he was saying to try to emphasize how some things are more important to him. But of course, even if we accept that disingenuous cop out, Tucker fails to answer why we should accept ANY of these things. We don't have to pick and choose which evil things to reject - reject them all.

Posted by: DPICM at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (zweKz)

150 >>"You can't prioritize anything else than my priority. In fact, you can't even spend any time on your priority until my priority is fixed. Unless you fix my priority completely and wholly, you are not allowed to spend any time considering your priorities. If you do, then you betray all of our shared principles."

That is the Lect activists in a nutshell.
See: BLM, Extinction Rebellion, Palestinians. . .
Essentially, you are not allowed to enjoy football, brunch, great art, Thanksgiving, until you fix MY pet issue waaaaaaah!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (NuV6c)

151 Great Post Ace Loomer...

You need to accuse him of being on the take from Qatar.

I mean it was not a well thought out statement, but generally Tucker has been of benefit to conservatives.

So, I am of the Let him who has not sinned, cast the first stone...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (TGPs7)

152 Tucker was always thus, it was obvious. It's not sudden, this is who he is. Same with Candace Joowens.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (2fdLC)

153 What/who was this Tucker feller before Fox?

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (EyfuW)

154 I also forgot about the jihadi car attacks -- you know, where a jihadi plows his truck into crowds of people, murdering them. And the media blames them on the vehicle. Vehicle kills 14.

Was the November 2021 Waukesha, Wisconsin car attack of a Christmas parade also a jihadi car attack?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (P5BPp)

155 I thought it was It’s Go Time Donald who was the Tucker fan.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (3cQK1)

156 Is that why all the Nation of Islam guys wear [bowties]?

More proof!!!!!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (EXyHK)

157 A good king is probably the best form of government.

I'm not sure who I would trust to be a good king, though.
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I've made a list:
Jesus Christ

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (vSvIl)

158 "As many have noticed, the so-called 'America First' lunatics have said N O T H I N G about the Somali looting of the American treasury. Including Tucker Carlson."

HUUUGE tell. It's only one of the most scandalous stories of demographic corruption in national history and it stands as a story all by itself as explosive government waste.

Any and every conservative is appalled by this theft of public monies and absence of oversight (if not conspiracy to defraud via public officials) and so are indies and some Democrats. To not touch this story is tantamount to jumping sharks. They've simply become absurdists.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (gLikB)

159 I think Tucker's doing this because he can. He doesn't care and he revels in his power to affect outcomes. A valid comparison, I think, is Ye singing "Heil Hitler": People think that can't be done? Le voilà.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (RuTUS)

160 In fairness to Tucker, Ace is on the payroll of Big Busty Lesbians.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (QZThv)

161 >>Strangest coincidence of the affair: Kashoggi, the so callled journalist who had helped finance Bin Laden, was an enemy of MBS, and was probably working as an Iranian Spy using his US passport as a cover, was dismembered by the Saudi’s one year to the day after the Las Vegas massacre.


Well damn. That would explain the complete lack of concern displayed by anyone in our Gov.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (grNgC)

162 Hawaiian judges everywhere downing 4 cans of Red Bull

@LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: President Trump: Send Somalis back from where they came.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (mlg/3)

163 I'm sure the many friends and relatives of people killed by Islamists are comforted to know Tucker isn't so unfortunate.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (2fdLC)

164 I love the his psycho stylisms of superlative certitude. Nothing is simply true or false, it's utterly true or false; not better or worse, but infinitely better or worse.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (b4LBp)

165 I used to have respect for Carlson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (guGkK)

166 62 "Shirley's Angels" - the movie. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/2vhzwvyv

It makes AOC, Ilhan, and yes, even Kamala, look hawt. Especially AOC.

Even AI can't help Rashida Tlaib.
Posted by: Archimedes

I find the idea of Walz being able to operate an AK without fumbling around with it for 2 minutes first the most unbelievable part of the video.

Posted by: Military Moron at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (ycI94)

167 . He doesn't care and he revels in his power to affect outcomes. A valid comparison, I think, is Ye singing "Heil Hitler": People think that can't be done? Le voilà.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 12:54 PM (RuTUS)

You are giving him far too much credit. When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (2fdLC)

168 >>Interesting he says he doesn't know anyone killed by radical Islam. Does he know people killed by regular Islam? Maybe he's just being super subversive.

A variation of 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.'
Yeah, there is no sentient, tangent "radical islam" that can pull the trigger/drive the bus/fly the plane/swing the machete there, pal, it's a belief that animates the *people* who commit this violence.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (NuV6c)

169
A good king is probably the best form of government.

I'm not sure who I would trust to be a good king, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wenceslas!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (pkeXY)

170 So, I am of the Let him who has not sinned, cast the first stone...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (TGPs7)
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So commenters shouldn't criticize Rick Wilson for taking lefty money, running a homosexual recruitment internship or celebrating slavery?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (m48BN)

171 Say this about Tucker, unlike a politician, when he's bought, he STAYS bought

Posted by: Quatari at December 31, 2025 12:56 PM (q6tQZ)

172
Wasn't MBS staying in that hotel? I could see it as a distraction to cover an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:52 PM (0U5gm)

The top floors of the Mandalay Bay are a Four Seasons owned by the Saudi Family.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 31, 2025 12:56 PM (I7V7v)

173 Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (NuV6c)

He has us on a technicality. Got im

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:56 PM (2fdLC)

174 You are giving him far too much credit. When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (2fdLC)

Amen. I don't care if Tucker votes with us (I'm sure he probably doesn't), but I don't want him as a thought leader or speaker anywhere near us or paid by us. He no longer matters to our cause.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 12:57 PM (tOcjL)

175 Tucker and his comrades on the left also ignore the fact that every Muslim imam in western nations calls for the death and/or subjugation of people in western nations under Islamic Sharia.

Raping and stoning of women, oppression of women under hijabs, "honor" killings, female genital mutilation, acid attacks.

But I guess since none of that involves killing non-Muslims, it's a-okay.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 12:57 PM (P5BPp)

176
79 now I'm remembering the 8 year old boy whose legs were severed from his body in the Boston Marathon bombing.

Oh well, he wasn't actually killed, just had the legs severed from his body, so he doesn't count, per Tucker's strict math.
Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 12:41 PM

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The boy was killed. Adults were taller, and some had the meat stripped off their leg bones, but survived. The shrapnel was largely horizontal. The little islamic bastard put his bomb right next to the kid.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 12:57 PM (VWtfl)

177 RIP Mitten 2005-2025. A sad day

Posted by: gp at December 31, 2025 12:57 PM (GHIyr)

178 Fascinating that the op to divide MAGA from the so called "left" of the Republican Party didn't work so now they're trying it from the fake right. That's all this is.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 12:58 PM (2fdLC)

179 A good king is probably the best form of government.

I'm not sure who I would trust to be a good king, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:46 PM (GBKbO)



There's gotta be some Hapsburg laying around somewhere who's up to the challenge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 12:58 PM (guGkK)

180 My gut feeling was the Jharles Chonson was always a lefty who became an accidental right-wing star after stealing someone else's GIF that showed that Dan Rather's TANG story was fake news.

His tiny little green site exploded in popularity overnight and made him a ton of money, so he rode that wave as a pretend-righty grifter until Obama came along and he could no longer hide his true leftism.


That's quite a distortion of the actual timeline. CJ was writing reliably conservative things for years before Dan Rather and TANG. What changed was he got a new girlfriend, and when she moved into his house everything went to shit. As one of my in-laws likes to gloat, "liberalism is sexually transmitted".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 12:58 PM (QZThv)

181 some of us have had bowtie's number for years

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2025 12:58 PM (MUJd1)

182 Being a conservative, to me, is about cool judgement and wisdom in public policy. One of the key tenets of that is a rational cost accounting of government spending.

The United States taxpayer has spent trillions of dollars since 2001 on fighting Islamic terror abroad, but all the Islamic terror attacks in the United States have been by committed by people who are here legally.

It's a simple decision matrix: Bomb/Not Bomb and Import/Deport. The first one doesn't really do anything to keep Americans safe. Bomb or Not Bomb, doesn't matter. Islamic terror attacks happen in America because there are Muslims here. As long as you allow them to live here, you will have a certain number of Islamic terror attacks.

The last estimate I saw for the Middle East wars of the past two decades was over 5 trillion dollars. That's money that could have been kept in the taxpayers wallets. Or spent on any variety of government programs that would have made the lives of Americans better.

Posted by: Vick King at December 31, 2025 12:58 PM (SPxB8)

183 I’ve never personally known anyone who was murdered (thank God). Therefore no one has ever been murdered! — Tucker logic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (xT8gx)

184 Tucker has gotten so crazy I think he suffered a break with reality when his family was targeted a couple of years ago. He reminds me of my psychotic friend.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (n7rxJ)

185 He's right. I also don't know anyone killed by Muslims.

Posted by: Pauline Kael at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (Z74lS)

186 Trump is king and will never step away from power. Just look at 2020. He refused to step down and stayed president in 2021. That's why Biden had to use the autopen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You think that autopen is some standalone device? Of course not! And if it's connected to the internet, any foreign government with enough capability could hack it. Who has a history of incredibly complex, covert cyber hacking operations, and needs to ensure full US support? I think we all know where this is leading...

Posted by: Tucker Carlson, with tinfoil hat to stop the Jew waves at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (ycI94)

187 Even AI can't help Rashida Tlaib.
Posted by: Archimedes

A job for a Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (Hg3K0)

188 In fairness, maybe Tucker didnt know them...

Posted by: Axeman at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (OaZlZ)

189 I’m sitting right here, you know.
— King Harv

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (3cQK1)

190 180 Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 12:58 PM (QZThv)

Close enough, Chunk was socially radical pretty much the whole time...he would have been James Woods if Irish Rose had not shown him "suck a golfball through a garden hose"....

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (MUJd1)

191 Well played, Bulg,

Well. Played.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (grNgC)

192 HUUUGE tell. It's only one of the most scandalous stories of demographic corruption in national history and it stands as a story all by itself as explosive government waste.

Any and every conservative is appalled by this theft of public monies and absence of oversight (if not conspiracy to defraud via public officials) and so are indies and some Democrats. To not touch this story is tantamount to jumping sharks. They've simply become absurdists.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (gLikB)

I don't follow Tucker's every word, like some of you do. I have no idea what he's said about the Welfare fraud stuff.

Obviously Somalis have been caught engaging in said fraud, and there should be something done about that. But the Somalis didn't show up here in this country, and start raiding the treasury without a lot of help. From the government. Including Republicans, who never seem to serve as any kind of check against Democrat waste, fraud, and abuse.

This isn't about "radical Islam." It's about OUR government, being the same rotted evil bastards they always are, giving out OUR money to anyone smart enough to take it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

193 Also:
1. 2 Americans killed by Islamist outside DC museum.
2. Americans killed by Islamist in Colorado (plus his acid attack)


And that was just in 2025.

Posted by: jb at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (vi9VO)

194 Another one:

On March 3, 2006, Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar intentionally hit people with a sport utility vehicle on the campus of the University of North Carolina (UNC) at Chapel Hill to "avenge the deaths of Muslims worldwide" and to "punish" the United States government. While no one was killed in the vehicle-ramming attack, nine people received minor injuries.

Shortly after the attack, he turned himself in and was arrested. He pleaded guilty to nine counts of attempted first-degree murder, and in 2008, was sentenced to 33 years in prison, on two counts of attempted murder.

In one letter, Taheri-azar wrote, "I was aiming to follow in the footsteps of one of my role models, Mohamed Atta, one of the 9/11 hijackers, who obtained a doctorate degree."He told investigators he wanted to "avenge the deaths or murders of Muslims around the world."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (NuV6c)

195 186 You think that autopen is some standalone device? Of course not! And if it's connected to the internet, any foreign government with enough capability could hack it. Who has a history of incredibly complex, covert cyber hacking operations, and needs to ensure full US support? I think we all know where this is leading...

Posted by: Tucker Carlson, with tinfoil hat to stop the Jew waves at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (ycI94)

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*ready to push THE BUTTON*
-Liechtenstein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

196 "We bought the son of a bitch" . . . . but in this case he has stayed bought.

A remarkable ROI for whoever is doing the funding.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (8AONa)

197 RIP Mitten 2005-2025. A sad day
Posted by: gp

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Aw, sorry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 01:01 PM (n7rxJ)

198 184 Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (n7rxJ)

The check cleared, I wonder if he bangs his head five times daily or they considered him bought without the conversion?

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2025 01:01 PM (MUJd1)

199 Note and remember that Trump knows how to make sure the Somali Story hits the actually news......

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (2fdLC)

200 >>He has us on a technicality. Got im




He speaks Clintonian!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (NuV6c)

201 184 Tucker has gotten so crazy I think he suffered a break with reality when his family was targeted a couple of years ago. He reminds me of my psychotic friend.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 12:59 PM (n7rxJ)

I remember sitting for a priest's homily after he was violently mugged (he had a few weeks off - it was his 1st back) - it was the most heretical homily I ever heard, and he was quietly sent 2 days later to counseling and a break for months afterward (and never came back to my Church)...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (tOcjL)

202 @177 condolences. Twenty years is a good run

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (zNwXb)

203 192 Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

The NGOs were giving MLM style seminars I suspect...

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (MUJd1)

204 We don't have to pick and choose which evil things to reject - reject them all.

------------

You know that is a really good point about evil.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

205 I wonder if mass migration from the third world, mostly Muslim, has affected some of these things as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM

Bingo. Deport every single Muslim and Indian in the country right now and almost all of those issues improve for Americans (crime, lack of college opportunities, lack of jobs, lack of houses, healthcare fraud).

Then deport every other illegal alien and end D.E.I. everywhere and those issues improve even more.

The vast majority of problems in this country are due to illegal and "legal" aliens.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (P5BPp)

206 As has been listed here many Americans have been killed since 9/11 in the U S by Muslims... Wasn't the National Guard woman murdered recently by a Muslim ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:03 PM (VE6XX)

207 This isn't about "radical Islam." It's about OUR government, being the same rotted evil bastards they always are, giving out OUR money to anyone smart enough to take it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

In the inexorable words of Mayor Quimby, it can be two things.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:03 PM (2fdLC)

208 he would have been James Woods if Irish Rose had not shown him "suck a golfball through a garden hose"....

Now I wonder if the DNC's planning a honeypot operation on James Woods, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:04 PM (QZThv)

209 He had me at "the Holocaust wasn't really so bad."

Posted by: A. Shickelgruber at December 31, 2025 01:04 PM (guGkK)

210 Good King Wenceslas was murder by his brother, Boleslaus the Cruel.


Apropos of nothing, I need a cool nickname.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:04 PM (jc0TO)

211 >>We don't have to pick and choose which evil things to reject - reject them all.
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>>You know that is a really good point about evil.


Yes, it is!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 01:04 PM (NuV6c)

212 196 "We bought the son of a bitch" . . . . but in this case he has stayed bought.

A remarkable ROI for whoever is doing the funding.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

We're talking about Tucker? He's certainly stayed loyal to the messaging shift, I guess, but has he actually accomplished anything of significance with his change in rhetoric? Cost MAGA candidates elections, or swayed Trump to change policy direction? I've seen what I assume is him performing as promised, but not the major effects I'd think an investor would want to see.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 31, 2025 01:04 PM (ycI94)

213 Mamdani will be sworn in on a Quran. NYC is going to explode in his term

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 01:05 PM (zNwXb)

214 >>Mamdani will be sworn in on a Quran. NYC is going to explode in his term


In a private ceremony - WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 01:05 PM (NuV6c)

215 Head injury, brain tumor, aliens, so nature over nurture? I'm going to go with nurture. It's possible that something triggered his decision to pull the curtain back and lay his BS on the table for everyone to see but I think its always been there so I'll blame daddy.
There are more than a couple of prominent people who's relationship seems to go beyond the professional to the level of friendship. JD Vance, Don Jr., Shaun Ryan to name a few. They need to call him out, not make excuses for his BS.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 31, 2025 01:05 PM (55cF/)

216 We're talking about Tucker? He's certainly stayed loyal to the messaging shift, I guess, but has he actually accomplished anything of significance with his change in rhetoric? Cost MAGA candidates elections, or swayed Trump to change policy direction? I've seen what I assume is him performing as promised, but not the major effects I'd think an investor would want to see.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 31, 2025 01:04 PM (ycI94)

You did see the Nov 2025 elections...his Fuentes op was effective...and the Op is a long haul for 2026 and 2028...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (tOcjL)

217 He speaks Clintonian!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 01:02 PM (NuV6c)

Depends on the definition of "know". I mean, do we ever really *know* anyone? Or even ourselves? Got im again

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (2fdLC)

218 213 Mamdani will be sworn in on a Quran. NYC is going to explode in his term
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 01:05 PM (zNwXb)

Prayers for Our Moron /Ettes in NYC

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (VE6XX)

219
Fuck you, Tucker. You don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Leon Klinghoffer at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (IifOV)

220 Maybe the HAARP interacts with bow ties causing brain damage.

Posted by: DaveA at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (FhXTo)

221 He's gone full rebel-retard.

He's the bourgeois kid who wanted to be the hippie but couldn't break free from his affluent trappings. Now he feels he can fly his anti-establishment freak flag.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (b4LBp)

222 I remember sitting for a priest's homily after he was violently mugged (he had a few weeks off - it was his 1st back) - it was the most heretical homily I ever heard, and he was quietly sent 2 days later to counseling and a break for months afterward (and never came back to my Church)...
Posted by: Nova Local

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A traumatic event is a typical trigger for a psychotic break.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (n7rxJ)

223 I wonder how many people he knew 25 years ago?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:06 PM (sX1BW)

224 He's certainly stayed loyal to the messaging shift, I guess, but has he actually accomplished anything of significance with his change in rhetoric?

That's my problem with this. Outside of his TPUSA appearance I haven't heard a damn thing from him since he went nuts. If Ace could resist talking about him we could go months without hearing a thing about him or his bowtie.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:07 PM (QZThv)

225 I remember sitting for a priest's homily after he was violently mugged (he had a few weeks off - it was his 1st back) - it was the most heretical homily I ever heard, and he was quietly sent 2 days later to counseling and a break for months afterward (and never came back to my Church)...
Posted by: Nova Local

You have his contact info handy? We're recruiting.

Posted by: US Episcopal Church Council at December 31, 2025 01:07 PM (ycI94)

226 Apropos of nothing, I need a cool nickname.
Posted by: toby928(c)

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"T-Bone" is taken

Posted by: George Costanza at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (8AONa)

227 People keep saying that we need to deport all of these aliens. All it will do is:

- dramatically lower housing costs
- dramatically lower grocery costs
- dramatically lower fuel costs
- dramatically lower unemployment of Americans
- dramatically lower insurance costs, and uninsured motorist coverage
- dramatically lower federal welfare fraud
- dramatically lower EBT and housing subsidies paid for by the taxpayers

Why, it won't have much of an effect at all.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (0U5gm)

228
LIV golf started all of this. They are purchasing loyalty. Tucker went cheap.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (IifOV)

229 >>>. He'll claim that he's not ignoring or downplaying any of those attacks, just that he doesn't personally know the victims, whereas he does know victims of other things personally and that's all he was saying to try to emphasize how some things are more important to him.

Yeah he'll claim that but it's a lie.

Raise your hand if you believe the rich bitch nepo baby Tucker Carlson knows any working class people who died of a fentanyl overdose. Now take that hand and slap yourself in the face, because that's stupid.

Posted by: ace at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (1GlYN)

230 Add the word "of" to Tucker's statement and what happens?

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (2fdLC)

231 it was the most heretical homily I ever heard

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but was it short ... because that is the key to a good homily

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (sX1BW)

232 Tucker did say he wrestled with a demon recently… the demon won

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (xT8gx)

233 I was kinda late to the party. I had no issues with Tucker until he decided he was going to run cover for Hunter Biden.

It was only then that I wrote him off.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (grNgC)

234 We have Pauline Kael for the 21st Century.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (2fdLC)

235 The most succinct - and accurate - summation of Islam I've ever heard is the phrase "An extremist Muslim wants to kill you. A moderate Muslim wants an extremist Muslim to kill you".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (y0ylk)

236 "T-Bone" is taken

Posted by: George Costanza

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Koko, Koko, Koko

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (sX1BW)

237 You did see the Nov 2025 elections...his Fuentes op was effective...and the Op is a long haul for 2026 and 2028...

Those elections were swung by Jew-hatred?

The data looks more like a combination of "MAGA voters don't show up if Trump isn't running" and "NJ and VA had actual CIA candidates running, and Langley *always* counts the votes".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (QZThv)

238 People keep saying that we need to deport all of these aliens. All it will do is:

- dramatically lower housing costs
- dramatically lower grocery costs
- dramatically lower fuel costs
- dramatically lower unemployment of Americans
- dramatically lower insurance costs, and uninsured motorist coverage
- dramatically lower federal welfare fraud
- dramatically lower EBT and housing subsidies paid for by the taxpayers

Why, it won't have much of an effect at all.


Yoo-hooo! I'm right here!

Posted by: Violent Crime at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (guGkK)

239 Then: Islam is a religion of peace, it is racist to think if we import Muslims they will engage in terrorism

Now: Well, sure, they were Muslims engaging in all these terror attacks, but they weren't doing it because they are Muslims. Obviously True Muslims (tm) have no problems with gays, the US military, or Christian celebrations!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

240 Although honestly I think Kael was being wry whereas Tucker is up someone's ass and thinks it's his own.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:10 PM (2fdLC)

241 Not that surprising. Most of the prep school white families hated the Jews. Tucker is just getting back to his roots.

Posted by: Wally at December 31, 2025 01:10 PM (Z74lS)

242 225 I remember sitting for a priest's homily after he was violently mugged (he had a few weeks off - it was his 1st back) - it was the most heretical homily I ever heard, and he was quietly sent 2 days later to counseling and a break for months afterward (and never came back to my Church)...
Posted by: Nova Local

You have his contact info handy? We're recruiting.
Posted by: US Episcopal Church Council at December 31, 2025 01:07 PM (ycI94)

I was like 12...he'd probably be retired now (if he even stayed a priest).

It was helpful to me as a lesson that priests aren't any better than you or me...nor is anyone else.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 01:10 PM (tOcjL)

243 I also note that none of these guys like Tucker ever addressed why they have so many X followers that don't reside in the USA

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 01:10 PM (450rg)

244
The NBA did had their Emirates NBA Cup 2025.

Everyone is for sale.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 01:10 PM (IifOV)

245 Shirley's Angels" - the movie. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/2vhzwvyv

It makes AOC, Ilhan, and yes, even Kamala, look hawt. Especially AOC.

Even AI can't help Rashida Tlaib.

Posted by: Archimedes
.......

Shoulda hog tied AOC and Ilhan and had his way with them.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 01:11 PM (UjdFS)

246 it was the most heretical homily I ever heard

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but was it short ... because that is the key to a good homily
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM


Our previous minister loved the triple argument style. You could always tell when it was the end of the sermon because he made the same point a third way.

The new guy is more folksy and only makes his point twice.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:11 PM (jc0TO)

247 227 People keep saying that we need to deport all of these aliens. All it will do is:
...
Why, it won't have much of an effect at all.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

But think of the loss of all the restaurants and food! White people can't make tacos and butter chicken....that's cultural appropriation!!!!

Posted by: Libtards at December 31, 2025 01:11 PM (ycI94)

248
Yoo-hooo! I'm right here!

Posted by: Violent Crime at December 31, 2025 01:09 PM (guGkK)


I was in a thread where some lefty was arguing most violent crime is NOT committed by aliens and he was right. The data says it is "only" about a third.

Of course that means that unless was have 110M or so illegals in the country they commit violent crime at a rate well above citizens.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

249 >>I also note that none of these guys like Tucker ever addressed why they have so many X followers that don't reside in the USA


I am approaching 100% certainty that the 'Botting' issue is a CIA OP.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:11 PM (grNgC)

250 213 Mamdani will be sworn in on a Quran. NYC is going to explode in his term
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Islam has a doctrine that once a territory has been conquered and brought under Islamic control, it must remain Islamic forever. Retaking Al-Andulus (Iberian peninsula) is on the to-do list for every jihadist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 01:11 PM (Dv3i1)

251 He said Quatar Money three times and divorced Western Civilization.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 01:11 PM (n5tGW)

252 I will smite you bitches.

Posted by: Allah at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (tNkpt)

253 Gross

@Breaking911 6m
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "In the next year, I would like to visit Somalia... to be with my friends."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (mlg/3)

254 Sucker could make these points without the gratuitous reference to, and cheap shot at, Israel. But he doesn't. He just has to stick that in there.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

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I wonder if mass migration from the third world, mostly Muslim, has affected some of these things as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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In the case of Tucker and Candace Ovens, my guess is latent dislike of Jews which was long a third rail in politics whether Democrat or GOP to express. Now, due to mass migration, changes in black attitudes, and Muzzie propaganda online, hating on Israel (and by inference Jews) has become mainstream. Allows anti Semites to pick and choose Zionism as a codeword which really means religiously observant Jews. That way, they pick up a few secular leftists Jews to join in on the party.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (WDjG6)

255 People always want to go at Content Creators for the Botting, but I don't know that the Creators themselves need to have any knowledge of the fact they are being Botted for Botting to be effective.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (grNgC)

256 230 Add the word "of" to Tucker's statement and what happens?
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:08 PM (2fdLC)

Which statement specifically? And add the "of" where in that statement?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (RuTUS)

257 NYC is going to explode in his term.

And I just can't bring myself to care.

Posted by: Jetto at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (3m1qb)

258 @Breaking911 6m
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "In the next year, I would like to visit Somalia... to be with my friends."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (mlg/3)

Perhaps he should stay there.. with his "friends".

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (VE6XX)

259 @Breaking911 6m
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "In the next year, I would like to visit Somalia... to be with my friends."

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We should air drop him into Mogadishu with 10,000 pounds of rice

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (sX1BW)

260 What about the young engaged Jewish couple killed last year? That wasn't a Muslim shooter?

Posted by: 496 at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (z/ZBD)

261 I will smite you bitches.
Posted by: Allah at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM


Puny god.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (jc0TO)

262 IIRC, Rush never did like Tucker. Rush was always Right!

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 12:38 PM

Rush died prior to Tucker Carlson going off the deep end.

Grok:

Yes, Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson were friends and had a positive personal relationship, marked by mutual respect and admiration in conservative media circles.

They knew each other professionally and personally: Limbaugh interviewed Carlson in 2017 (published in the Limbaugh Letter), where he described it as "a pleasure to speak with" Carlson and praised his journalism career. Limbaugh also gave Carlson an affectionate nickname, "Chatsworth Osborne, Jr." (based on a TV character resemblance from Carlson's CNN days), which he repeatedly called playful and fond.

Other indicators include Limbaugh defending Carlson (e.g., against 2018 Antifa harassment) and associates like James Golden (Limbaugh's longtime producer) highlighting similarities between them positively. No evidence suggests animosity; their interactions reflect camaraderie among like-minded conservative figures.

Grok summary: https://bit.ly/492Chco

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (P5BPp)

263 I was in a thread where some lefty was arguing most violent crime is NOT committed by aliens and he was right. The data says it is "only" about a third.

Of course that means that unless was have 110M or so illegals in the country they commit violent crime at a rate well above citizens.


I'm of the opinion that most lefties are either too retarded to understand per capita, or they're doing the "pretending not to understand the argument so discourse is impossible" thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (QZThv)

264 He's not ignoring or downplaying the attacks. He's insulting you for caring about them.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (2fdLC)

265 253 Gross

@Breaking911 6m
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "In the next year, I would like to visit Somalia... to be with my friends."
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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A modest suggestion, drop Frey over Somalia at 10000 ft without a parachute. That way he can spread his love (and body parts) all over the land.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (WDjG6)

266 We are at over two million deported aliens so far, with more to come. That fact alone means the US economy will be doing much better in 2026.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (0U5gm)

267 But think of the loss of all the restaurants and food! White people can't make tacos and butter chicken....that's cultural appropriation!!!!

Saw a video where a white guy was running a taco truck and an AWFL came up to him and started yelling at him about cultural appropriation and then he answered her in strongly accented English that he was from Mexico originally but had immigrated some number of years ago.

And it was amusing that Karen McAWFL didn't realize Mexicans can be light skinned.

I suppose that means at my local favorite Chinese restaurant I should demand they take the cheeseburger off the menu too?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

268 The NBA did had their Emirates NBA Cup 2025.

Everyone is for sale.
Posted by: Frank Barone

They outbid us. NBA allows travelling for everybody now, not the just the stars. And don't get us started on all the moving screens that don't get called. No big loss.

Posted by: China at December 31, 2025 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

269 >>What about the young engaged Jewish couple killed last year? That wasn't a Muslim shooter?


I guarantee Tucker will claim they were Dual Citizens and therefore, not Americans.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:14 PM (grNgC)

270 Allows anti Semites to pick and choose Zionism as a codeword which really means religiously observant Jews. That way, they pick up a few secular leftists Jews to join in on the party.
Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (WDjG6)

Wus up yall.

Posted by: Dave Smith at December 31, 2025 01:14 PM (tNkpt)

271 259 @Breaking911 6m
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "In the next year, I would like to visit Somalia... to be with my friends."
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We should air drop him into Mogadishu with 10,000 pounds of rice
Posted by: SH

58th look at restarting Pinochet Airlines?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 31, 2025 01:15 PM (ycI94)

272 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "In the next year, I would like to visit Somalia... to be with my friends."

If it's a one-way ticket he's more than welcome to go to Somalia and enjoy the food he obviously loves.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:15 PM (QZThv)

273 I think it greatly simplifies things to think of Tucker Carlson as a Qatari agent of influence. The money they're paying him must be astronomical. It begs a personal, ethical question: Could I resist a billion-dollar bribe?

I'd very much like to think I could. I suppose it would be easier to give in and sell out if I actually believed the bullshit they're paying me to say, and I think that's the case with Carlson. it's likely Carlson, that antisemitic rat bastard, believes his own bullshit. He's being paid to say what he's wanted to say all along.

Posted by: troyriser at December 31, 2025 01:15 PM (DPeYO)

274 The democrats rely on mohammedans for cash and votes just like labour in the UK rely on them. I wonder how many rape gangs are working in the US right now?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:15 PM (0U5gm)

275 >>What about the young engaged Jewish couple killed last year? That wasn't a Muslim shooter?

Surely you jest. Jooooooooos can't be Americans!

(Per Tucker, you understand.)

Posted by: Jetto at December 31, 2025 01:15 PM (3m1qb)

276 We should air drop him into Mogadishu with 10,000 pounds of rice
Posted by: SH (no more socks)


Are you saying..
: |
We're about to serve up ..
7 |
Some Fryed Rice?
8 |

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 01:15 PM (mlg/3)

277 >>Wus up yall.
Posted by: Dave Smith at December 31, 2025 01:14 PM (tNkpt)


lol

I imagine him saying this while sewing a Star onto his sweater.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:16 PM (grNgC)

278 >>> 243 I also note that none of these guys like Tucker ever addressed why they have so many X followers that don't reside in the USA
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 01:10 PM (450rg)

tbf some could be people using VPNs, but then why aren't they splattered all over the globe instead of being clustered in something like 2-3 countries?

Plus, Fuentes in particular is said to have had a completely insane boost in traffic not long after he started, which looks a bit doubtful to be authentic.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:16 PM (ULPxl)

279 We are at over two million deported aliens so far, with more to come. That fact alone means the US economy will be doing much better in 2026.

My estimate is that only around 10% of the illegals work and they are basically all on some form of welfare or other.

So this will slightly raise salaries for low skill work and slightly reduce housing costs. BUT the big impact should be a significant reduction in welfare expenditures. I suspect in blue states they'll just move these savings to other grifts though...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

280 It begs a personal, ethical question: Could I resist a billion-dollar bribe?


I would sell all of you guys down the river.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

281 I don't know anyone that was molested by a prophet.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:16 PM (2fdLC)

282 Now I know why Fox got rid of Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: dantesed at December 31, 2025 01:16 PM (Oy/m2)

283 >>My estimate is that only around 10% of the illegals work and they are basically all on some form of welfare or other.


Even the ones who are working are on assistance.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:17 PM (grNgC)

284 263 I was in a thread where some lefty was arguing most violent crime is NOT committed by aliens and he was right. The data says it is "only" about a third.

Of course that means that unless was have 110M or so illegals in the country they commit violent crime at a rate well above citizens.

I'm of the opinion that most lefties are either too retarded to understand per capita, or they're doing the "pretending not to understand the argument so discourse is impossible" thing.
Posted by: Ian S.

The dirty secret in our CJ system is a lot of violent offenses are pled down to low level felonies or misdemeanors. And some are dropped when witnesses suddenly develop amnesia.

Look to the NCVS (National Crime Victimization Survey) as it surveys people directly whether or not police became involved. That particular survey is how Gary Kleck at FSU could estimate Defensive Gun Use at approximately 2 million plus times per year. Most DGUs never involve shooting and often times are never reported to the police.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:17 PM (WDjG6)

285 I wonder how many rape gangs are working in the US right now?

Kinda makes me want to exercise my constitutionally-protected second amendment rights.

Posted by: Jetto at December 31, 2025 01:17 PM (3m1qb)

286 And it was amusing that Karen McAWFL didn't realize Mexicans can be light skinned.

There's no one more shockingly racist than a Leftist speaking unguardedly.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 31, 2025 01:17 PM (ycI94)

287 One of the odder things about Islam is there own holy books tell us Muhammed had sex with a nine year old.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

288 Now I know why Fox got rid of Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: dantesed at December 31, 2025 01:16 PM (Oy/m2)

Nah

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:18 PM (2fdLC)

289 We are at over two million deported aliens so far, with more to come. That fact alone means the US economy will be doing much better in 2026.

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Has anyone noticed a tangible difference yet? I'm not trying to downplay it - just asking a question. I wonder if we will reach a point where the anecdotal data matches that actual data.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:18 PM (sX1BW)

290 287 One of the odder things about Islam is there own holy books tell us Muhammed had sex with a nine year old.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:18 PM (sKqQm)


Boy or goat ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:19 PM (VE6XX)

291 I will smite you bitches.
Posted by: Allah

Bring it on pipsqueek. You're made of mud and straw. You'll break upon the Rock I stand on.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 31, 2025 01:19 PM (55cF/)

292 267 And it was amusing that Karen McAWFL didn't realize Mexicans can be light skinned.

I suppose that means at my local favorite Chinese restaurant I should demand they take the cheeseburger off the menu too?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

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Charlton Heston was perfectly cast in Touch of Evil.

Fight me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

293 It begs a personal, ethical question: Could I resist a billion-dollar bribe?


A billion dollars to do a Tucker? I'd take it...sorry guys.

But I'd spent a lot more time talking about ancient aliens and bigfoot then I would Jewish Space Lasers

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

294 Kinda makes me want to exercise my constitutionally-protected second amendment rights.
Posted by: Jetto

The Spirit of Aloha means that doesn't apply in most Blue States and Metro areas.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 31, 2025 01:19 PM (ycI94)

295 Boy or goat ?

Yes

Posted by: Jetto at December 31, 2025 01:20 PM (3m1qb)

296 273 Could I resist a billion-dollar bribe?
Posted by: troyriser at December 31, 2025 01:15 PM (DPeYO)

I figure it'd get flagged in my bank account and I'd end up being de-banked.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:20 PM (RuTUS)

297 Has anyone noticed a tangible difference yet? I'm not trying to downplay it - just asking a question. I wonder if we will reach a point where the anecdotal data matches that actual data[./i]

Housing in my area is down about 10% over the year.

While demand isn't the only thing that impacts housing prices, it is a big part...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

298 266 We are at over two million deported aliens so far, with more to come. That fact alone means the US economy will be doing much better in 2026.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (0U5gm)

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Numbers from the Feds have it at 2.5 million.

I think it's actually much higher. That a lot of people left and were simply never counted in any way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

299 Which statement specifically? And add the "of" where in that statement?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (RuTUS)

Know vs know of

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (2fdLC)

300 but, I am not agitating for introducing polar bears to the lower 48.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (grNgC)

Maybe if they could be convinced that Democrats taste like chicken?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (8zz6B)

301 Charlton Heston was perfectly cast in Touch of Evil.

Fight me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

More like Eli Wallach was perfectly cast as Tuco in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Look, Tucker...another Jew!!!

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (ycI94)

302 Has anyone noticed a tangible difference yet? I'm not trying to downplay it - just asking a question. I wonder if we will reach a point where the anecdotal data matches that actual data.

Posted by: SH


Our GDP jumped a surprising amount in the 3rd quarter, and I am noticing a lot more fair skinned people in the trades. Also, traffic has improved in my area, where two years ago, an insurance rep told me that more than a third of drivers in DFW were unlicensed and had no insurance.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (0U5gm)

303 Can we just airdrop over the Mexican border? It's closer. He will still be culturally enriched.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (cS1cw)

304 >> Has anyone noticed a tangible difference yet? I'm not trying to downplay it - just asking a question. I wonder if we will reach a point where the anecdotal data matches that actual data


Rental prices would be the first place to look for an effect.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (grNgC)

305 293 It begs a personal, ethical question: Could I resist a billion-dollar bribe?


A billion dollars to do a Tucker? I'd take it...sorry guys.

But I'd spent a lot more time talking about ancient aliens and bigfoot then I would Jewish Space Lasers

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

306 ER Wait Times would be the second place I looked.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (grNgC)

307 282 Now I know why Fox got rid of Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: dantesed

Fox needs to get rid of the Murdochs as well. They have long played footsie too with certain Arab nations like Saudi Arabia. Saudi prince bin Talal used to have a sizable stake in Fox until he was defenestrated in October 2018 by the new Saudi crown prince and his father.

Murdochs used Gulf State money in order to buy and build their media properties and that affected their presentation of news from the region as well.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (WDjG6)

308 290 287 One of the odder things about Islam is there own holy books tell us Muhammed had sex with a nine year old.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:18 PM (sKqQm)


Boy or goat ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Girl he married when she was 6. 3 years is a long enough wait I guess for Islam's perfect man. And he was no fag, except for the time he was ridden all night by the well hung men of Al-Zut. A perfect man can take it, you see.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 01:22 PM (Dv3i1)

309 Also, traffic has improved in my area, where two years ago, an insurance rep told me that more than a third of drivers in DFW were unlicensed and had no insurance.

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Auto insurance rates going down would be a strong signal.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:22 PM (sX1BW)

310 >>> 298 266 We are at over two million deported aliens so far, with more to come. That fact alone means the US economy will be doing much better in 2026.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (0U5gm)

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Numbers from the Feds have it at 2.5 million.

I think it's actually much higher. That a lot of people left and were simply never counted in any way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

"They weren't counted because they were Living In The Shadows, you rayciss!" -- Karen Winesatzgruppen from Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:22 PM (ULPxl)

311 Has anyone noticed a tangible difference yet? I'm not trying to downplay it - just asking a question. I wonder if we will reach a point where the anecdotal data matches that actual data.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)

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I keep asking that, too. One flyover moron answered Yes, but here in Cali it's no.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 01:22 PM (n7rxJ)

312 Breaking911 6m
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "In the next year, I would like to visit Somalia... to be with my friends."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 01:12 PM (mlg/3)

Perhaps he should stay there.. with his "friends".
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:13 PM (VE6XX)
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Is is wrong to hope that this self-gassing twat gets his head cut off by his "friends"?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

313 >>Girl he married when she was 6. 3 years is a long enough wait I guess for Islam's perfect man. And he was no fag, except for the time he was ridden all night by the well hung men of Al-Zut.


That guy Ace mentioned...Nuxxanor?

He had a great piece about Al-Zut a weeks or two ago.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:23 PM (grNgC)

314 Has he always been crazy, or is this new? He used to make a lot of sense -- WTF happened?

Posted by: cpurick at December 31, 2025 01:23 PM (lNjg1)

315 310 "They weren't counted because they were Living In The Shadows, you rayciss!" -- Karen Winesatzgruppen from Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:22 PM (ULPxl)

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It's weird how living in the shadows including driving on roads and getting into accidents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

316 Carlson is behaving like a woman scorned.

Posted by: davidt at December 31, 2025 01:23 PM (Q+gd/)

317 There's some things I wouldn't front for for any amount. Not many but iSlime is one

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (2fdLC)

318 >>Auto insurance rates going down would be a strong signal.

Yes. But that would be a lagging indicator. I wouldn't expect to see it in rates for at least 1-2 years.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (grNgC)

319
I keep asking that, too. One flyover moron answered Yes, but here in Cali it's no.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 01:22 PM (n7rxJ)

Here in My area of NorCal, no.. Illegals have no fear here....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (VE6XX)

320 >>> 300 but, I am not agitating for introducing polar bears to the lower 48.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM (grNgC)

Maybe if they could be convinced that Democrats taste like chicken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (8zz6B)

I'm not sure that would work with polar bears, but what about Haitians?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (ULPxl)

321 Has anyone noticed a tangible difference yet? I'm not trying to downplay it - just asking a question. I wonder if we will reach a point where the anecdotal data matches that actual data.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)
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Rental prices on apartments have dipped 7 percent in the last several quarters. Given that apartment builders were going full tilt in new projects, when those come on line in many markets, expect a greater dip.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (WDjG6)

322 Girl he married when she was 6. 3 years is a long enough wait I guess for Islam's perfect man. And he was no fag, except for the time he was ridden all night by the well hung men of Al-Zut. A perfect man can take it, you see.

Marrying a child isn't that unusual historically since marriage was more about solidifying family alliances then anything else. But generally the girl would still live with her family until she reached the age of majority. But the sex part? That was an outrage in the 600s as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

323 Al who? Zut? Never saw him before in my life. Durka durka.

Posted by: Zombie Mo Hamad at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (3m1qb)

324 The list of Muslim terrorist attacks is documented at a fraction of the actual. How many times have we seen one, only to have the "legal authorities" respond in this fashion?

"Ali Ahmad Tariz attacked the crowd with a knife killing three and injuring four others. Witnesses at the scene claimed he yelled "Allahu Akbar" during the act while caressing his prayer beads. Authorities are mystified by the motive in the attack, but it WASN'T terrorism, as that has been ruled out."

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (dIske)

325 I think it's actually much higher. That a lot of people left and were simply never counted in any way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm inclined to believe it is lower... these are government numbers. They can be altered to make the government appear better or worse than it is

Posted by: 496 at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (v2PU4)

326 318 >>Auto insurance rates going down would be a strong signal.

Yes. But that would be a lagging indicator. I wouldn't expect to see it in rates for at least 1-2 years.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (grNgC)

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Yeah. Insurance lags behind events.

Like rates jumping after a hurricane, and not before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

327 I thought it was It’s Go Time Donald who was the Tucker fan.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (3cQK1)

He's lost in the ozone again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (8zz6B)

328 >>Auto insurance rates going down would be a strong signal.

Yes. But that would be a lagging indicator. I wouldn't expect to see it in rates for at least 1-2 years.

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Yes, but most signals are lagging indicators. School enrollments dropping may be a more front-loaded indicator.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

329 well, Tucker wasn't lying! HE didn't know those people murdered...
I was about as big a fan of Tucker as you could find when he was on Fox. To see him shit all over himself, and others is just sad..and sick. You think you know someone, wrong

Posted by: zigggggy at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (/Pwrg)

330 BTW, has everyone seen the photos of the self-described "Jewish lesbian" who wrote the Vogue article trashing Brigitte Bardot? They/them overachieves on looking exactly like you'd think, I'll give they/them that.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (QZThv)

331 321 Rental prices on apartments have dipped 7 percent in the last several quarters. Given that apartment builders were going full tilt in new projects, when those come on line in many markets, expect a greater dip.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (WDjG6)

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The next great controversial narrative is going to be bailouts for builders.

Mark it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

332 But I'd spent a lot more time talking about ancient aliens and bigfoot then I would Jewish Space Lasers
Posted by: 18-1


I still want the JSLs to be able to zap individuals.
Instead of zapping incoming rockets, zap the asshole that gave the launch order.

Mars Attacks style.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (QGRvm)

333 >>Yeah. Insurance lags behind events.


The only exception being Inflation.
They get out in front of Inflation.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (grNgC)

334 More like Eli Wallach was perfectly cast as Tuco in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Look, Tucker...another Jew!!!
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (ycI94)
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He was also Calvera in The Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (qbLEp)

335 I cannot wait to see the fraud numbers from California.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (cS1cw)

336 That guy Ace mentioned...Nuxxanor?

He had a great piece about Al-Zut a weeks or two ago.


I looked up the Muslim answer to this and they argue he was literally having these men ride on his shoulders piggy back style.

All night...in the desert...while a friend watches AND that somehow injured Muhammed's innards.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

337 Here in My area of NorCal, no.. Illegals have no fear here....
Posted by: It's me donna

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And our muni services here in SoCal are increasing in price, with real estate still sky-high.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (n7rxJ)

338 Tucker lost me way back when he started with his belief in ET's...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (VE6XX)

339 It may seem a minor point, but to me the concept of Taqiyyah invalidates any defense of Islam. When lying to deceive non-Muslims is an officially accepted doctrine of their religion, then there is literally nothing you can believe about any of their intentions being in good faith. Literally nothing.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (y0ylk)

340 Grocery prices should be a current indicator, I am seeing some decreases already.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (0U5gm)

341 >>Yes, but most signals are lagging indicators. School enrollments dropping may be a more front-loaded indicator.


ER waits and Rental Prices don't lag.

Those will show up almost immediately.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (grNgC)

342 My gut feeling was the Jharles Chonson was always a lefty who became an accidental right-wing star after stealing someone else's GIF that showed that Dan Rather's TANG story was fake news.

His tiny little green site exploded in popularity overnight and made him a ton of money, so he rode that wave as a pretend-righty grifter until Obama came along and he could no longer hide his true leftism
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That's quite a distortion of the actual timeline. CJ was writing reliably conservative things for years before Dan Rather and TANG. What changed was he got a new girlfriend, and when she moved into his house everything went to shit. As one of my in-laws likes to gloat, "liberalism is sexually transmitted".
Posted by: Ian S.
+++

I was a regular back then (different nic) and pointed out that screen fonts are slightly different than print fonts in Windows.
That is when he hit print, scanned the hardcopy, and made the "throbbing memo".

The whole"the" thing ...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (/lPRQ)

343 >>> 336 That guy Ace mentioned...Nuxxanor?

He had a great piece about Al-Zut a weeks or two ago.
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I looked up the Muslim answer to this and they argue he was literally having these men ride on his shoulders piggy back style.

All night...in the desert...while a friend watches AND that somehow injured Muhammed's innards.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

Sounds reasonable to me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (ULPxl)

344
This impression is basically just actual quotes by Tucker Carlson.

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Tucker defending & praising the Somali Pirate Captain in The Captain Phillips saga?

And criticizing the DogEater for having him shot and killed (the only thing Barkey did right)?

Tucker's family should have had him committed years ago ... or at least lobotomized for his own sake, and especially ours.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (BNy93)

345 When did AoS HQ become the Daily Wire?

We can dislike Muzzies and NOT support ethnic cleansing in Gaza.

About a week or so ago, every pro Israel acct. on X started posting on Muslim terrorism. Are we really going to fall for the propaganda again? Do we want war with Iran?

Posted by: Bill C at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (qh1Pk)

346 Nux, the blue electric Jew getting mentioned?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (3630A)

347 What Tucker Carlson is so much more important than anything else. Because people might listen to Tucker

Peter Bernegger
@PeterBernegger
4h
A federal lawsuit was sent in yesterday pertaining to US Senator @LindseyGrahamSC and his Treasurer Terry E. Sullivan. For Smurfing $11,090,385 into his campaign committee.

Smurfing is criminally laundering money into a political campaign.

See my tweets below for actions taken against US Senators @johnthune of South Dakota, @SenAmyKlobuchar of Minnesota, @SenatorWarnock of Georgia, @SenMarkKelly of Arizona, @SenatorSlotkin of Michigan and @SenBaldwinGSPP of Wisconsin.

Their campaigns will have to pay back the monies, if the campaigns are empty, federal statute says then the candidate personally has to pay it back.

Then there is the fully open and ongoing federal criminal investigation into Smurfing. 😎

Political Committee C00458828, TEAM GRAHAM INC has accepted 156,039 Smurfed donor transactions totaling $11,090,385 from 18,040 unique Smurfing donors. That these transactions encompass 39.2% of the 397,972 available committee transactions and also being 17.2% of the $64,507,528 full committee transaction valuation.

[ . . . ]

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (rbvCR)

348 325 I'm inclined to believe it is lower... these are government numbers. They can be altered to make the government appear better or worse than it is

Posted by: 496 at December 31, 2025 01:24 PM (v2PU4)

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Anecdotal stuff I've seen from border areas show births in Texas are down by half.

A clear majority of all births in Texas this year, according to hospital data, are white again for the first time in a couple of decades.

I think it's...much larger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

349 >>All night...in the desert...while a friend watches AND that somehow injured Muhammed's innards.


It was a hernia!

Posted by: mohammed at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (grNgC)

350 327 I thought it was It’s Go Time Donald who was the Tucker fan.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 12:53 PM (3cQK1)

He's lost in the ozone again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:25 PM (8zz6B)

Rats, I missed that event. It's a shame, really. A damn shame.

Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (G+z4C)

351 Conservatives are an easy sale rhetorically. It's the way it is. Someone just barely agrees with us, or merely doesn't spout the platitudes of the other side and our side goes freaking mental. "Based!!!!"

Let them agree wholeheartedly or sit and make a leftard look dumb and it's like lovesick puppies.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:28 PM (2fdLC)

352 Christians being slaughtered by muzzies in Nigeria?.... Not in the USA!
- Tucker Quatarson

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 01:28 PM (n5tGW)

353 >>>I cannot wait to see the fraud numbers from California.

Then head to the state's landfills. That's where all the incriminating documents will be headed starting Monday.

Posted by: Pile of Shit at December 31, 2025 01:28 PM (CwhoI)

354 $11,090,385 is like a lot, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 01:28 PM (rbvCR)

355 Tucker cashed checks from FNC long after he and we knew what they were. That was your answer, which many at the time did not like to hear.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:28 PM (2fdLC)

356 341 ER waits and Rental Prices don't lag.

Those will show up almost immediately.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (grNgC)

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Scheduled births in Texas. Apparently down by half.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

357 Grocery prices should be a current indicator, I am seeing some decreases already.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (0U5gm)
341 >>Yes, but most signals are lagging indicators. School enrollments dropping may be a more front-loaded indicator.


ER waits and Rental Prices don't lag.

Those will show up almost immediately.

Posted by: garrett

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Very true. Something to watch over the next several months. I have not noticed any decline in grocery prices, and I don't rent. So I haven't noticed anything directly.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:29 PM (sX1BW)

358 >>We can dislike Muzzies and NOT support ethnic cleansing in Gaza.


Ethnic cleansing. That's cute.

Did you write a letter to Santa this year?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:29 PM (grNgC)

359 Iran has declared war on the US every day since the Mullahs took over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 01:29 PM (3630A)

360 >>> 339 It may seem a minor point, but to me the concept of Taqiyyah invalidates any defense of Islam. When lying to deceive non-Muslims is an officially accepted doctrine of their religion, then there is literally nothing you can believe about any of their intentions being in good faith. Literally nothing.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (y0ylk)

Yeah, plus the whole "House of Islam" (or Allah?) vs "House of War" because it's full of infidels.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 01:29 PM (ULPxl)

361 That's quite a distortion of the actual timeline. CJ was writing reliably conservative things for years before Dan Rather and TANG. What changed was he got a new girlfriend, and when she moved into his house everything went to shit.

Really? How could a new girlfriend change a guy's entire political outlook overnight?

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at December 31, 2025 01:29 PM (guGkK)

362 >>Scheduled births in Texas. Apparently down by half.


Another banger of an indicator.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:30 PM (grNgC)

363 278 >>> 243 I also note that none of these guys like Tucker ever addressed why they have so many X followers that don't reside in the USA
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 01:10 PM (450rg)

tbf some could be people using VPNs, but then why aren't they splattered all over the globe instead of being clustered in something like 2-3 countries?

Plus, Fuentes in particular is said to have had a completely insane boost in traffic not long after he started, which looks a bit doubtful to be authentic.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Few if any domestic viewers are using VPN servers from Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, etc. For the most part, many of those VPN nodes suck at latency and response.

When I played around with VPNs, the fastest responses and lowest latency always came from US servers in the US.

For the most part, no one in India or Pakistan, China, Bangladesh, etc. care if their citizens come on US comment platforms and take a dump. They only care if those commenters are expressing anti government thoughts about their home country.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:30 PM (WDjG6)

364 When did AoS HQ become the Daily Wire?

We can dislike Muzzies and NOT support ethnic cleansing in Gaza.


How long does Israel have to wait and pretend the Palestinians are reasonable actors that will agree to a lasting, respectful peace? Fuck the Palestinians. They've had decades of international support and very generous offers from the Israelis.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 31, 2025 01:30 PM (ycI94)

365 Do we want war with Iran?
Posted by: Bill C at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (qh1Pk)


The correct question is:

Does Iran want war with US??

(*somebody* hasn't been paying attention to you know, actual world events and sheet)

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2025 01:30 PM (dCxaZ)

366 Tucker has a lot of interesting perspectives, the Jews aren't one of them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 31, 2025 01:30 PM (wBaIH)

367 362 >>Scheduled births in Texas. Apparently down by half.


Another banger of an indicator.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:30 PM (grNgC)

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Assuming it's true. I got it...anecdotally, from a dude on X whose wife is an OBGYN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

368 More like Eli Wallach was perfectly cast as Tuco in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Look, Tucker...another Jew!!!
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 31, 2025 01:21 PM (ycI94)

Tuco in Breaking Bad was even crazier than Tuco in TGTB&TU

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (xT8gx)

369 Iran has declared war on the US every day since the Mullahs took over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 01:29 PM (3630A)


There are rumors they also launder a lot of money. Like for the Clintons levels of money

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (rbvCR)

370 We can dislike Muzzies and NOT support ethnic cleansing in Gaza.

The so-called palestinians are not an ethnicity or a genotype. They're literal ghetto trash that every other Arab nation threw out in 1947 and continues to not allow to come back.

Also, you pro-Islam idiots need to stop screeching that we're going to be in a war in Iran, given the spectacular failure of that to happen the last 3 times.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (QZThv)

371 >>> 361 That's quite a distortion of the actual timeline. CJ was writing reliably conservative things for years before Dan Rather and TANG. What changed was he got a new girlfriend, and when she moved into his house everything went to shit.
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Really? How could a new girlfriend change a guy's entire political outlook overnight?
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at December 31, 2025 01:29 PM (guGkK)

No clue.

Posted by: Colon Kapernick at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (ULPxl)

372 There's nothing wrong with liking or following someone with different opinions - that is extremely healthy - but I try to steer clear of the "the problem is Akshually the Jews" folk. Call it a hunch.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (2fdLC)

373 I love how the Bee is clowning Cucker Tarlson, I love this so much for that corny AF Deep State asset

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (dCxaZ)

374 We can dislike Muzzies and NOT support ethnic cleansing in Gaza.

To be honest, ethnic cleansing Gaza would be about the best thing that could happen. The local populace wants eternal war with Israel, and even after what Israel is doing now they'll start it up again in 10 or 20 years.

Move them somewhere else and perhaps they'll find there is something more to life then killing Jews.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

375
Not that surprising. Most of the prep school white families hated the Jews. Tucker is just getting back to his roots.
Posted by: Wally


Gentleman's Agreement

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (pkeXY)

376
This impression is basically just actual quotes by Tucker Carlson.

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Killing the Somali Pirate Captain was "murder" and "as a Christian" murder is always wrong?

I don't think that word means what you think it does, Cucker. So if your wife and kids are being raped at the point of a nice and you had access to a firearm, you wouldn't shoot the raping bastard(s) because that would be "murder" and murder is always wrong?

He apparently has a lot more in common with Somalis than apparently IQ ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (BNy93)

377 BTW, it was "Buckhead" (?) from smother webpage that pointed out that there was typewriter capable off making the Dan RaTHer memo....
And even Andy Rooney pointer than RaTHer was willfully blind to that fact being politically motivated.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (/lPRQ)

378 The mullahs are fabulous!

Posted by: Jetto at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (3m1qb)

379 >>Scheduled births in Texas. Apparently down by half.


Another banger of an indicator.

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That would be interesting to see ... the birth data.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (sX1BW)

380 Silver is off another $4.86 an oz.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 01:32 PM (QGRvm)

381 >>Really? How could a new girlfriend change a guy's entire political outlook overnight?


The Power of Beaver Compels You!

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 01:32 PM (grNgC)

382 372 There's nothing wrong with liking or following someone with different opinions - that is extremely healthy - but I try to steer clear of the "the problem is Akshually the Jews" folk. Call it a hunch.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (2fdLC)

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I'm never going to trust those from Liechtenstein.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

383 I looked up the Muslim answer to this and they argue he was literally having these men ride on his shoulders piggy back style.
____

Piggy-back?

Pork is forbidden in Islam. However, anal is not forbidden.
- Surah 666

(note this is contradicted in a later Surah, which is then contra-contradicted in yet a later Surah, etc.)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 01:32 PM (Dv3i1)

384 341 >>Yes, but most signals are lagging indicators. School enrollments dropping may be a more front-loaded indicator.


ER waits and Rental Prices don't lag.

Those will show up almost immediately.

Posted by: garrett

FWIW, in my red state, big drops in school enrollment at the high school level (demographics imply that the drop in enrollments due to declining birth rates in the last ten years should be focused on elementary and middle, not high schools).

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:32 PM (WDjG6)

385 When did AoS HQ become the Daily Wire?

We can dislike Muzzies and NOT support ethnic cleansing in Gaza.


I mean, imagine if Native American tribes were constantly robbing rockets into US cities. Launching regular terror attacks. Vowing to slaughter all Americans and restore "Turtle Island". I don't know what the right answer would be, but just accepting that status quo wouldn't be it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 31, 2025 01:33 PM (ycI94)

386 When lying to deceive non-Muslims is an officially accepted doctrine of their religion, then there is literally nothing you can believe about any of their intentions being in good faith. Literally nothing.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 01:26 PM (y0ylk)

Imagine if you have an entire political party that did just that.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:33 PM (2fdLC)

387 (note this is contradicted in a later Surah, which is then contra-contradicted in yet a later Surah, etc.)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Tomato, tomatoe, potato, potatoe, let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:33 PM (WDjG6)

388 379 >>Scheduled births in Texas. Apparently down by half.


Another banger of an indicator.

But are illegals avoiding hospitals because they will be deported ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:33 PM (VE6XX)

389 We can dislike Muzzies and NOT support ethnic cleansing in Gaza.

Posted by: Bill C at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (qh1Pk


Oh, brother

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 01:33 PM (guGkK)

390 The Power of Beaver Compels You!
Posted by: garrett
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One word. Frame.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (WDjG6)

391 (note this is contradicted in a later Surah, which is then contra-contradicted in yet a later Surah, etc.)

That reminds me of the Satanic Verses - Muhammed originally told people that Allah wanted Muslims to worship the traditional Arab pagan gods.

Then later he said oh no Satan tricked me into saying that - but don't worry the other stuff really is straight from Allah

Islam is full of this kind of insanity.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

392 In the end W played his role and flooded the country with Muslim savages and sent our blood and treasure to their lands

Definitely for those reasons alone, one the absolute fvcking worst presidents we ever had had.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (/lPRQ)

393 I cannot wait to see the fraud numbers from California.
Posted by: connected and litigious


*shoulder shimmy*
* milking a cow hand motions*
*crosses legs like a girl*

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

394 FWIW, in my red state, big drops in school enrollment at the high school level (demographics imply that the drop in enrollments due to declining birth rates in the last ten years should be focused on elementary and middle, not high schools).

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Good point.

I haven't seen that anywhere.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

395 I was at LGF and got banned shortly after the up and down twinkles came into play. Jharles and Kilgore Snout were spewing nonsense and I downvoted it every time. That was it.

Posted by: Whatever It Is, I'm Against it! at December 31, 2025 01:35 PM (oftw2)

396 395 I was at LGF and got banned shortly after the up and down twinkles came into play. Jharles and Kilgore Snout were spewing nonsense and I downvoted it every time. That was it.
Posted by: Whatever It Is, I'm Against it! at December 31, 2025 01:35 PM (oftw2)

I got banned too.. Best thing that could happen because I found Ace of Spades ...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (VE6XX)

397 I'm going to guess that Tucker is going to play the semantics game when confronted with the above listed examples:

"I didn't know any of the people who were killed at the Pulse Night Club..."

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (4p5Zb)

398 Frey really looked like was enjoying Somali food. Go to Mogadishu for take out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (zNwXb)

399 Definitely for those reasons alone, one the absolute fvcking worst presidents we ever had had.

Imagine telling people in 2003 that we were going to completely lose the WoT to the point where we would import millions of Muslims and pay them jizya/welfare.

No one would have believed it. Those goat humpers? Beat the US military?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

400 In the end W played his role and flooded the country with Muslim savages and sent our blood and treasure to their lands

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I'll always have election night 2004. You can't take that away from me.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (sX1BW)

401 Tucker is obviously pro-Ginger, 9mm, crossbows, NYC-produced picante sauce, carrots in chili, and penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (0sNs1)

402 "Tucker Carlson: No American Has Been Killed By Muslims... Since 9/11"

That's not what he said. He said he doesn't personally know anyone who has been killed by Muslims. Meanwhile, he does know people who have killed themselves, or who have overdosed on drugs, or who are young adults who can't find jobs.

He didn't say no one at all has been killed by Muslims. He said these other things are bigger problems, the implication being why are we still focused on Muslims as such a big problem (the further implication being that Jews manipulate us into doing so; you have that correct and I am glad to see that entering the discourse).

Muslims are a problem too, to be sure. The Jewish lobbying groups that successfully change immigration policy to let them in are the bigger problem.

The absurd, undying adoration of the Jews is not going to last, especially if pearl clutching and twisting words are all you have to try and keep it going.

Posted by: Commenter at December 31, 2025 01:37 PM (Xkc2j)

403 I cannot wait to see the fraud numbers from California.

Newsom dropping his lawsuit against FedGov for cutting off his high-speed fail funding is a good indicator of how bad it's gonna be.

Also, his famous gay social media team is putting up Photoshops of JD Vance where he's made to look uglier. I've been on board with some pretty out-there social media strategies, but like TJM I don't get it.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:37 PM (QZThv)

404 Money is a powerful drug.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2025 01:37 PM (Slgjz)

405 Hey look, an """"""anti-Zionist"""""

Posted by: Jetto at December 31, 2025 01:38 PM (3m1qb)

406 The absurd, undying adoration of the Jews is not going to last

That's what I said.

Posted by: A. Schickelgruber at December 31, 2025 01:38 PM (guGkK)

407 The absurd, undying adoration of the Jews is not going to last, especially if pearl clutching and twisting words are all you have to try and keep it going.
Posted by: Commenter at December 31, 2025 01:37 PM (Xkc2j)

Thanks for your input Adolph....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:38 PM (VE6XX)

408 In the end W played his role and flooded the country with Muslim savages and sent our blood and treasure to their lands

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I'll always have election night 2004. You can't take that away from me.

Posted by: SH


Think of the alternative. Gasoline powered vehicles would have been illegal for the past decade.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 01:38 PM (0U5gm)

409 I got banned too.. Best thing that could happen because I found Ace of Spades ...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (VE6XX)
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I simply left not long after Charles drank the Koolaid. Vaguely was aware about AOS back then.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 01:38 PM (ElQWS)

410 NYC-produced picante sauce

Is anything actually produced in NYC? That's the real lie of those commercials.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:38 PM (QZThv)

411 but like TJM I don't get it.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 01:37 PM


I'M HERE FOR YOU!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 31, 2025 01:38 PM (0sNs1)

412 $11,090,385 is like a lot, right?
Posted by: Kindltot

Got that little faggot his own jet airplane.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (/lPRQ)

413 I love how the Bee is clowning Cucker Tarlson, I love this so much for that corny AF Deep State asset

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (dCxaZ)

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That totally tracks with Fuentes being a GloboHomo Deep State PsyOp in an attempt to try and discredit and ultimately divide the MAGA Movement -- especially young males who helped get Trump over the top last year (in no small part owing to Charlie Kirk and TPUSA -- other literal targets of the same PsyOp).

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (BNy93)

414 Remember when a bunch of Jharles' groupies had large LGF patches made and affixed them to the backs of leather jackets and went out in public like that?

Cringe..

Posted by: one hour sober at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (Y1sOo)

415 I watched a Manson thing yesterday...Helter Skelter was BS, etc. Manson new the previous renters of Tate house.

Manson reminded me of Newsome with the hands, and mannerisms. Also, chicks dig Newsome. (shudder)

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (cS1cw)

416 Good point.

I haven't seen that anywhere.
Posted by: SH
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Look to large metro and surburban district figures. It is also likely that blue sanctuary states are showing fewer reductions like Mass, CA, WA, etc. than somewhere like the red South.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (WDjG6)

417 Blue States, especially NY are being overrun by illegal immigrants. As other states turn off the spigots, NY has turned them to 11 and are still handing out money and benefits. As a result, schools are overcrowded, prices remain stubborn because of high demand, housing hasn’t budged and gas prices are among the highest in the nation.

That gives NY cover to say it’s Trump’s fault during an election year when the Dem governor who is probably the stupidest, window licking dunce who ever lived, is running and stuffing the ballot boxes.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (B5Sbl)

418 In the end W played his role and flooded the country with Muslim savages and sent our blood and treasure to their lands
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"The people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."

We had no idea he meant they would hear us because they would be living in our neighborhoods.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (hIhei)

419 I got banned too.. Best thing that could happen because I found Ace of Spades ...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 01:36 PM (VE6XX)

Did the good part happen after that?

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:39 PM (2fdLC)

420 401 Tucker is obviously pro-Ginger, 9mm, crossbows, NYC-produced picante sauce, carrots in chili, and penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Dinkelthrax has no future. It's all used up.

Posted by: Popular Penguin Front at December 31, 2025 01:40 PM (oftw2)

421 Nood. Still more fraud.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

422 Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) tells .....

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Chuck C at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (D0HYP)

423 Most DGUs never involve shooting and often times are never reported to the police.
Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:17 PM (WDjG6)

And why would you? You are aproached by a would-be mugger, and display a firearm. Mugger runs off. Calling the cops will only make trouble for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (8zz6B)

424 I don’t know anyone that has used food stamps in the past 24 years. Clearly we should end that program.

Dumb, logically incoherent argument. Tucker knows better. The pay must be really good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (RQ8Pa)

425 That's quite a distortion of the actual timeline. CJ was writing reliably conservative things for years before Dan Rather and TANG. What changed was he got a new girlfriend, and when she moved into his house everything went to shit. As one of my in-laws likes to gloat, "liberalism is sexually transmitted".

Really??? A girl, not a dude??? How about that...

Like Tucker, another dude that let me down...Not only did he do a 180, but if you dared say anything he didn't agree with, he banned you. Joined a group of the 1000's banned (AOP was there)
Thank God for ACE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: zigggggy at December 31, 2025 01:41 PM (/Pwrg)

426 That totally tracks with Fuentes being a GloboHomo Deep State PsyOp in an attempt to try and discredit and ultimately divide the MAGA Movement -- especially young males who helped get Trump over the top last year (in no small part owing to Charlie Kirk and TPUSA -- other literal targets of the same PsyOp).
Posted by: ShainS
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I would agree. Good points.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:42 PM (WDjG6)

427 "I don't know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who's been killed by radical Islam".

You didn't know them, so they're of no consequence? You didn't know them, so it didn't happen?

I don't believe the fight with Tucker Carlson represents an internal feud, as some would have us believe. He is no longer part of any conservative American movement that I view as acceptable or workable. He is now an external foe.

Posted by: Paco at December 31, 2025 01:43 PM (2L+MU)

428 I don't know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who's been killed by radical Islam.

i.e., not killing my friends, therefore not news.

Posted by: anachronda at December 31, 2025 01:43 PM (edU/H)

429 LGF was turning into a sewer even before the 'twinkles'. I left because I just couldn't stand the 'I'm back in high school' vibe.

Tuca has gone to the muzzie side annd as far as I'm concerned he can eabod.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (qZdIZ)

430 377 BTW, it was "Buckhead" (?) from smother webpage that pointed out that there was typewriter capable off making the Dan RaTHer memo....
And even Andy Rooney pointer than RaTHer was willfully blind to that fact being politically motivated.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:31 PM (/lPRQ)

Good memory!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (RuTUS)

431 The absurd, undying adoration of the Jews is not going to last, especially if pearl clutching and twisting words are all you have to try and keep it going.
Posted by: Commenter at December 31, 2025 01:37 PM (Xkc2j)


Me, personally, I am getting tired of being told to shut my whore mouth.
You could make a lot of money if you could compel Tucker to pay rent for the space he occupies in your heads, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

432 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 01:44 PM (C4wQ6)

433 401 Tucker is obviously pro-Ginger, 9mm, crossbows, NYC-produced picante sauce, carrots in chili, and penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


The last I heard, Tucker was being supported by Big Guano - which would at least explain why he has gone bat-s**t crazy.

Posted by: Paco at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (2L+MU)

434 I don't believe the fight with Tucker Carlson represents an internal feud, as some would have us believe. He is no longer part of any conservative American movement that I view as acceptable or workable. He is now an external foe.
Posted by: Paco at December 31, 2025 01:43 PM (2L+MU)


Nope, it is a fight over the future of MAGA

Isn't that right Ace?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (rbvCR)

435 Islam is a cult, not a religion. All of its claims are demonstrably false. It was founded by a pedophile sadist, and furthered by a bunch of psychopaths who continue to this day, to murder people who see the truth. It is only maintained through lies and intimidation. There is nothing good about it. It has destroyed entire societies, who were converted by force. That was done on purpose to keep generations following their evil book of lies. It is the religion of the devil and has no redeeming qualities. None.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (B5Sbl)

436 And why would you? You are aproached by a would-be mugger, and display a firearm. Mugger runs off. Calling the cops will only make trouble for you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Funny thing is that CDC, back when it was an anti gun propaganda factory, sought to disprove Kleck's research. It commissioned an anti gunner replicate Kleck's research more or less.

This study lamely concluded that their numbers showed only about 800k instead of 2 million for DGUs. CDC and anti gunners quietly dropped any notice of that study and refused to publicize it.

The fact is that Guns Save Lives as Clayton Cramer put it.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:45 PM (WDjG6)

437 In the end W played his role and flooded the country with Muslim savages and sent our blood and treasure to their lands

Definitely for those reasons alone, one the absolute fvcking worst presidents we ever had had.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (/lPRQ)



I will never forget - or forgive - him for declaring Islam to be the religion of peace...literally the day after the Towers fell. And the point was emphasized by the fact that no muslim - NO MUSLIM ON THE FUCKING PLANET, ever said the same.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 01:46 PM (y0ylk)

438 Yes. Tucker is saying there are bigger problems. Such as the Jews. Copy that. He's a fucking retard.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 01:46 PM (2fdLC)

439 393
*shoulder shimmy*
* milking a cow hand motions*
*crosses legs like a girl*
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:46 PM (RuTUS)

440 Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

And if it wasn't for you, the French would have surrendered to Islam 1300 years ago.

Posted by: front toward enemy at December 31, 2025 01:46 PM (TIizU)

441 People who hate God also tend to hate Jews.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (xTinh)

442 439 393
*shoulder shimmy*
* milking a cow hand motions*
*crosses legs like a girl*
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 31, 2025 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

hahahahahaha
Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:46 PM (RuTUS)

I might never quit laughing, wtf!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (RuTUS)

443 the Dem governor who is probably the stupidest, window licking dunce who ever lived, is running and stuffing the ballot boxes.
Posted by: Vengeance
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I notice you are being kind to her by damning her with faint praise.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (WDjG6)

444 well, quite a few former LGF'ers! I was a real bad guy...Chuck had a few polls , something about Global warming maybe? chose the I didn't believe in it option, and poof...banned. What a soft little pussy he was...

Posted by: zigggggy at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (/Pwrg)

445 Silver is off another $4.86 an oz.
Posted by: rickb223

Don't panic amigo. One, COMEX has been neutered. Their price manipulation games won't work anymore. Two, supply issues are real. When you start hearing discussions about the big boys buying silver mining operations to guarantee supply you know there is a real issue. Buy on the dip if you have excess cash.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at December 31, 2025 01:48 PM (55cF/)

446 I will never forget - or forgive - him for declaring Islam to be the religion of peace...literally the day after the Towers fell. And the point was emphasized by the fact that no muslim - NO MUSLIM ON THE FUCKING PLANET, ever said the same.
Posted by: Chairborne!.
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His family had Saudi money flowing through their coffers and the reason that the Bushes and Clintons became friends politically was that the Saudis then bought Billy Clinton and his wife.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (WDjG6)

447 441 People who hate God also tend to hate Jews.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (xTinh)

so very true

Posted by: zigggggy at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (/Pwrg)

448 >> notice you are being kind to her by damning her with faint praise.
Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (WDjG6)

Hochul makes Tim Walz look like a Rhodes Scholar. If she had a caption over her head it would be a question mark. Every time I see her, I want to put a straw hat on her and feed here a carrot, like one of those South American donkeys. Or burrows. Whatever.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (B5Sbl)

449 Strange paradoxes -

Moslems fly planes into US buildings and the result 2 decades later is 100s of thousands of moslem immigrants brought into the country, some of which are stealing billions of taxpayer $'s

Gazans invade Israel and torture, maim, kill innocent men, women and children, film the mayhem and praise Allah, abduct hundreds and keep them in horrific conditions, and the world amps up hatred of Israel for trying to get the hostages back.

Strange world we live in.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 31, 2025 01:50 PM (Dv3i1)

450 441 People who hate God also tend to hate Jews.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 01:47 PM (xTinh)

so very true

Posted by: zigggggy at December 31, 2025 01:49 PM (/Pwrg)



I think that is a profound insight.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 01:52 PM (y0ylk)

451 421 Nood. Still more fraud.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 01:53 PM (RuTUS)

452 Happy New Year's Eve, Ace!

Thankful Carlson is not getting away with his spewing BS.

Mewling weirdo, Tuck and Run, has secretly converted to eeslam, hasn't he?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 31, 2025 02:00 PM (WONhk)

453 We’re done with Israel.

Posted by: Young Americans at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM (tNkpt)

454 I don't get it. How after Fox did of all places he find (and CHOOSE) QATAR to butter his bread?! HOW?!

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (V87Oy)

455 We’re done with Israel.
Posted by: Young Americans at December 31, 2025 02:03 PM


You gotta mouse in your pocket?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 02:08 PM (jc0TO)

456 I canceled my subscription to Tucker's platform. I don't know what happened to him but he went off the rails somewhere. Maybe he just ran out of normal people to interview or talk about.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 31, 2025 02:10 PM (BCuCF)

457 Tucker is a tool.

Posted by: Fritz (not fritz) at December 31, 2025 12:50 PM

We're not gonna protest!
We're not gonna protest!
Gutter Tucker is a tool!

YouTube (PCU): https://bit.ly/3YjtXic

Posted by: Droz at December 31, 2025 02:15 PM (P5BPp)

458 454 I don't get it. How after Fox did of all places he find (and CHOOSE) QATAR to butter his bread?! HOW?! Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at December 31, 2025 02:05 PM (V87Oy)

Worse - the guy made millions of $ from his show - unless he's a greedy asshole willing to sell his soul for a few shekels, there is zero reason to take a check from Qatar. oh wait...

Posted by: Green Shades at December 31, 2025 02:53 PM (ZBykU)

459 Deeply concerned over this attempt to suppress the free speech of a patriot for just asking questions. I voted for the Make Arabia Great Again agenda, not the Make Israel Great Again agenda.

Posted by: Concerned Conservative Pakistani at December 31, 2025 03:00 PM (8j8Ns)

460 I'm surprised he's still blaming Islam for the 9/11 attacks.

Posted by: BobtheBilderberger at December 31, 2025 03:45 PM (CFFAv)

461 You should be embarrassed for this mob action, madness of crowds indeed. When you quoted him it showed how wrong your inference is. Tucker says that he doesn't know anyone: that is a literal statement as proven by the follow-on sentences.

You also repost someone from X that pulls three words and puts them in quotation marks while placing it within his own sentences.

Your 2 minutes of hate seems to be an OCD, always needing a target regardless of how unimportant they are. I dont know what groypers are just like i still dont know QAnon or nick fuentes. I breeze over that nonsense and wonder what the fuss about. Perhaps your perception of reality is broken.

Posted by: Jk at December 31, 2025 04:47 PM (6Zvgm)

462 Carlson walks around with his nose in the air or his Head in the Clouds wearing Rose Colored Glasses

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 31, 2025 06:12 PM (wGqjj)

463 He's just on the muslim payroll. It's time to ignore him. Fuentes has been shown to be a bot farm celebrity. Tucker is trending that way.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 31, 2025 06:58 PM (UVyKP)

464 Hey now! Let's not be ridiculous here! There is plenty of justified hate to go around for muslims And isreal!

Posted by: JoshO at December 31, 2025 07:17 PM (xL2KH)

465 Hitler hasn't killed anyone since 1945, so why the hate, racists?

Posted by: LGBTQ+POC, ANTI RACIST HERO at December 31, 2025 09:45 PM (oUiZG)

466 You faggot Kike bloggers should try telling the truth. What is this all for? Your precious Israeli shekels, paid for by US taxpayers?

We're done here. You're the enemy, and will be treated as such.

Posted by: Exiled2Texas at December 31, 2025 09:54 PM (YINx+)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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Scorecard

With another year in the books, let's see how I did at prognostication at the beginning of the year. I've never claimed clairvoyance and as we'll see, there's a reason for that.

Happy New Year, Horde!

Prediction:

Economy is a mixed bag
I think we'll see a recession, possibly declared as having already begun but with good odds before the end of the year. It may not be severe, but I think we're nipping at the heels of one. The AI and real estate bubbles are helping keep things inflated, but there are a lot of headwinds in the monetary situation and out-of-control spending continuing to pile on. I think we're probably at the end (or close to it) on rate cuts and that is likely to reverse this year. Inflation is going to remain more or less untamed. Employment is probably going to suffer, too - and expect more and more "revisions" like we've been seeing that wipe out reported job gains. On the plus side, the coming regulatory reforms and - if it happens - DOGE are going to lay a lot of groundwork for recovery. China's continuing decline and the return of trade-as-policy-tool will likely pay dividends, too. There is a lot of reason for cautious optimism in the intermediate term, though I think 2025 is not going to be a banner year. If the bubbles in AI and real estate pop this year, it could be really rotten.

Gotta give myself a miss on this one. Employment - despite the headline numbers - is soft, but it isn't negative. Real estate is starting to soften more or less on schedule and the AI bubble has gotten even more dangerous, but nothing has broken badly and I can't claim any points.

Prediction:

The Russia/Ukraine situation is resolved, one way or another
American financing of the Ukrainians is unpopular and fewer people than ever care, except for not liking how much it's costing to maintain a stalemate. The great shoveling money into the furnace that Congress and Biden just undertook is likely its last hurrah. I expect Trump and his people to wade in and negotiate a settlement of some kind, in some manner. Russia will likely keep Crimea and the Russian-speaking areas it has already conquered and there will probably be some kind of DMZ or buffer zone. There may be some kind of reparations, disguised as something else, as a face-saving exercise (like seized Russian assets remaining seized forever). I don't think Zelensky will be deposed in the aftermath, nor do I think that Ukraine will be joining NATO or the EU. They won't be formally denied entry, but they won't be admitted.

Nope. Miss. Trump is making more noise recently about it and I think something will happen on this front soon, but it didn't happen in 2025.

Prediction:

The Middle East gets worse
The recent coup in Syria, the continued malingering in the Palestinian territories, an increasingly desperate Iran once the taps are turned off (which I think will happen under Trump, as it did before), an increasingly questionable Turkey and all the run-of-the-mill intrigues are going to conspire to keep the region hot for a while. I won't be surprised to see another war break out in the region, and I think peace breaking out is pretty unlikely.

This one is debatable. I am going to take the point, but you may disagree. There was an entire additional war in the region this year, the saber-rattling hasn't exactly toned down, various psychotic or suicidal countries decided to go ahead and recognize the Palestinian Territories, Israel/Qatar relations are degrading, there is civil unrest (again) in Iran, the Houthis remain a problem, etc. It isn't a pile of ash in the Middle East, but I think I can call this one a hit.

Prediction:

Energy improves
Despite the sticks in the eye Biden is driving into us on his way out the door, Trump is pro-energy and has sworn to keep naysayers - like RFK Jr - away from energy policy. I have some faith that this will happen and we'll be back to producing energy, starting this year. It takes a while and major industries don't turn on and off with the flip of a switch, but I have hope for a remaking of American energy through aggressive use of the EO pen, bullying Congress into doing their jobs, and whipping the administrative bureaus into line. Oil is going to be back, and I have some hope for nuclear at least getting started in the next few years.

Big hit. Oil is back and so is nuclear, much of it on the back of regulatory reform and major changes at Energy and Environmental Protection.

Prediction:

Unmaskable administrative infighting
The "Resistance" types are not going away, and are not going to be quitting on day 1. They're dug in like ticks and will do exactly what they did last time. I expect major, ugly, public fighting over the bureaus and control of them. I expect we're going to see attempted layoffs/mass firings, tons of court battles, stays, injunctions and overturnings from all corners. Congress is going to remain loudly silent over most of it, quietly blocking appointments as it is able. The bureaus are going to be fighting for their lives, and they know it. I expect some progress in Energy, Education, Interior, HHS, HUD and maybe some of the smaller outfits like USDA. I expect little to no progress in Justice, State, Treasury, EPA or any of those agencies comprising the IC.

I am going to give myself a point for this, but there is room for argument. The administrative agencies didn't exactly go as I expected (I expected nothing at EPA, and we got something). Justice has done what Justice always done, the courts have gone hog-wild, Congress has been largely unhelpful. We have had major gains in most of the places I expected, absent Education. I'm taking the point.

Prediction:

Continued progress in the culture war
We're going to chalk up some victories in 2025. I expect Hollywood to continue its general implosion as the cruft built up over the past seven years or so works its way through the studios. I expect DEI to be downplayed. DEI and its ilk will continue, of course, but much less publicly because it is losing support. I expect a few court battles over DEI-type policies to get started or finish during the year, and it will lose its de facto legal protections. More public universities are going to take a cue from Iowa and start winding down the more egregious programs. Woke is not going to die, but it's going to come out weaker in December than it is today.

Hit. The formal destruction of DEI has not been fully realized, but the entire scheme is on the back foot and while many universities and major corporations are making changes in name only, there is much progress being made. This has been a bright spot of the past year.

Prediction:

Major reductions and retrenchment in the press
The body blows the American press has been taking in the last quarter of 2024 will continue. They basically bet the business this year, and the bet failed. The Party loyalists who were keeping them afloat are disaffected, the opposition is exultant and the vast middle is increasingly indifferent if not outright contemptuous of the press. 2025 is going to be a bad year for establishment "journalism" and I expect significant layoffs and restructuring and would not be surprised by failure or near-failure resulting in consolidation. The press will not improve, it will just get smaller.

Hit. Major shakeups and divestitures at MSNBC, WaPo, CBS and more. The Press ain't dead (and it never will be), but they're having to regroup and consolidate and journalists have been getting axed.

So how did I do? 2/7 were clean misses and 3/7 were clean hits. 2/7 are arguable, but I think I got them.

So like 2025 itself, my crystal ball was a mixed bag!

I think 2025 was overall positive, but not stupendous. How do you think 2025 went? What do you all see for the coming year?

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 Happy Newyear

Posted by: doug at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (Hy+R4)

2 Morning all!

Posted by: Bryce at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (5GspC)

3 Harrumph

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (Kt19C)

4 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (cYBz/)

5 Mixed bag there, but then again, nobody can fill my shoes.

Posted by: The Eyes of Nostrildamus at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (oftw2)

6 So how did you do? Guess I have to actually read the post. Sigh.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (sl73Y)

7 I don’t do predictions. I just hope for the best and prepare for the worst. That’s why I’ll never be super wealthy but will always be relatively stress free.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (KDPiq)

8 Someone Forgot To Send Tim Walz The Memo. Blaming Whitey Doesn’t Work Anymore

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In fairness, he is retarded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (L/fGl)

9 > What do you all see for the coming year?
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More fraud.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 11:04 AM (NwnyJ)

10 Willowed:

Trump wishes some filthy animals a happy new year:

https://tinyurl.com/awzfms63

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 11:05 AM (ElQWS)

11 Timothy Treadwell has a nice cautionary tale for nation states. Don't be Timothy Treadwell!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at December 31, 2025 11:05 AM (4b7CV)

12 [ MSNOW has entered the chat while circling the bowl ]

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:05 AM (jc0TO)

13 While Trump didn't deliver everything I wanted, he delivered way more then I expected.

Now, imagine if there was a political party, call them, I don't know, The Republic People Party that would rally around his agenda and fight for it in congress...

Also, Rubio and Bessent hit it out of the park this year.

RFK did pretty well, but not as well as I hoped

Hegseth did ok.

And...Trump should be looking at replacing some of the other cabinet officials if he can get a better option through the Senate.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (sKqQm)

14 What do you all see for the coming year?
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More fraud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



More fraud or more unmasking of fraud?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (QGRvm)

15 I still want to see "journalists" begging under the overpass.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (jc0TO)

16 This one is debatable. I am going to take the point, but you may disagree.
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Giving you the point for the attack on Iran nuclear sites.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (RIvkX)

17 Unmaskable administrative infighting
The "Resistance" types are not going away, and are not going to be quitting on day 1. They're dug in like ticks and will do exactly what they did last time. I expect major, ugly, public fighting over the bureaus and control of them.


It's not quite the same thing, but I saw this from Tom Emmer this morning. Who is Tom Emmer? He's the GOP house whip, and there were several stories earlier this week about how he shut down Minnesotans complaining about the influx of Somalis, naturally labeling them raycisssss. Apparently, he's starting to hear footsteps and knives being sharpened. Good. Make an example of him. Let him know the zeitgeist has shifted.

https://is.gd/PsTkyo

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

18 What do you all see for the coming year?

More of the same.

- There will be more revelations of fraud and malfeasance related to the public fisc.
- There will be more revelations about official corruption, particularly around elections.
- There will be more obstruction by the judges.
- There will continue to be no action by Congress.

- The election will be important and will not go our way. Too many on the other side don't care about anything but getting theirs from whitey, or men, or Christians, of Jews, or whatever. Too many on our side will whine that voting for Trump in 2024 didn't magically, and instantly, fix everything.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (ExV1e)

19 Reply hazy, try again

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (JkO4W)

20 How do you think 2025 went? What do you all see for the coming year?

Failure theater and plenty of it.

I stand by my prediction that the GOP loses the midterrms bigly.

And I'm not expecting anything good for myself next year, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM (ufSfZ)

21 Bondi's DOJ has proven to be shockingly and stupidly anti-2A.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM (jc0TO)

22 "Major reductions and retrenchment in the press"

Pretty sweet to get a Nick Shirley Grand Slam in the bottom of the ninth.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)

23 13 [ MSNOW has entered the chat while circling the bowl ]
Posted by: toby928(c)

Ha! I'm still "earning" tens of millions for one hour of work per week.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow's Strap-on at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM (oftw2)

24 Prediction 2026

A Somalian will discover perpetual motion energy source and once again save the white man.

Posted by: MN Dem politicians at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM (KDPiq)

25 For 2026 I'm predicting - a roaring economy with we thinking people becoming even more boldly American. Many of the quiet folks on the fence will begin to return to speaking strongly in favor of our traditional values.

Libs will continue to lie, redirect and ignore fraud, abuse, trafficking, and theft. They will further descend into shaking, spitting, caricatures of thoughtful humans.

Throat punching and body slams will continue to gain in popularity but will have no impact on those receiving those gifts.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 11:09 AM (cYBz/)

26 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at December 31, 2025 11:09 AM (2Ez/1)

27 I'm giving you the two arguable points for a total of 5/7. Your scenarios were fairly accurate as well consolidating your score. Bravo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:09 AM (RIvkX)

28 Germany Facing ‘Demographic Time Bomb’ From Syrian Chain Migration, Expert Warns

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Shitzkrieg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:09 AM (L/fGl)

29 25 Prediction 2026

A Somalian will discover perpetual motion energy source and once again save the white man.

Posted by: MN Dem politicians at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM (KDPiq)

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A deported one, back in Somalia, and the sacredness of Somalia's national boundaries will prevent the exporting of this perpetual motion miracle to the rest of the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:10 AM (GBKbO)

30 Reply hazy, try again
Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at December 31, 2025 11:07 AM (JkO4W)


My sources in the spirit world say, "Proceed!"

Posted by: Mentalo at December 31, 2025 11:10 AM (ufSfZ)

31 The White House seems to have a prediction: PAIN

x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2006117341197721834

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 11:10 AM (NcjJv)

32 Continued progress in the culture war
We're going to chalk up some victories in 2025. I expect Hollywood to continue its general implosion as the cruft built up over the past seven years or so works its way through the studios. I expect DEI to be downplayed. DEI and its ilk will continue, of course, but much less publicly because it is losing support. I expect a few court battles over DEI-type policies to get started or finish during the year, and it will lose its de facto legal protections. More public universities are going to take a cue from Iowa and start winding down the more egregious programs.


UVa hasn't gotten the message, and I know our new governor will do her best to preserve racial discrimination, but it's going to be hard to tell the Feds and their money, and DOJ, to FO.

DOJ Sues to Stop Virginia From Giving Illegal Aliens In-State Tuition and Financial Aid

https://is.gd/snkhGB

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

33 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 11:10 AM (C4wQ6)

34 Personally it's been a great year. Moved out of Colorado, got a great job with folks I like, and we are having fun in Idaho.

globally it's been disconcerting and frustrating. But I try not to let it get to me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 31, 2025 11:10 AM (PSEDc)

35 I'm planning a major renovation for the Fox News green room.

Posted by: Pam Blondi at December 31, 2025 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)

36 Nothing will happen to any of the major bad guys.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

37 I’ll compare what actually happened with what would’ve probably happened if (forbid) Kamala had won. In that scale 2025 was a tremendous positive success…. Compared to my expectations after Trump won it’s still a success…. But one big negative in this real world is no one has come up with an effective strategy for dealing with an insurrectionist judiciary

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 11:11 AM (xT8gx)

38 Considering that you are grading your own paper, I'd say you are fairly fair Joe.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 11:11 AM (p+6WR)

39 My 2026 prediction same as 2025 prediction

aos commenters will mostly predict the end of the Republic followed by funny snark.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 11:11 AM (KDPiq)

40 I thought the UK would wake the fuck up, but barring a few hiccups, the muzzie subjugation is right on schedule.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 11:12 AM (g8Ew8)

41 I have a really grim prediction that's too ugly to share.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 11:12 AM (p+6WR)

42 The Republic is already dead. The question is what comes after.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:12 AM (jc0TO)

43 It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (pkeXY)

44 MP4, you’re retiring soon, right? How can that not be a good thing?

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (77rzZ)

45 Safest bet in the world is ASS remaining an ASS throughout the coming year.

Posted by: Put Money On It at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (oftw2)

46 Hegseth did ok.

I'm curious what you think he should've done better.

From what I've seen he's done exactly what he should be doing, and the near-constant media and Bluesky outrage about him (even when he's not actively in the news) seems to indicate it's working. We had a sitting senator, Mark Kelly, launch an attempt to get the military to overthrow Trump and it was a wet Swalwell fart.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (UmGiD)

47 End of 2025 and I am still blessed, bigly. Nothing else matters to me except that for myself and those I care about.

If you are letting the world get to you, stop. The Trump Era is a net good and when they take back over, or even when "other" Republicans do, you will need steel in your loins and to give even less of a fuck about the things you can't control.

Start practicing now.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (2fdLC)

48 Here are mine for 2026
Economy - new highs in equities, 4% GDP, 3% 30 year bond and 3% inflation
Russia-Ukraine - Ukraine agrees to your scenario above
Middle East - the Tehran regime is swept away
Energy - continued good news
Government Reform - it stops
Culture War - refocused on illegal migrants
State media - continued radicalization, politicization, and marginalization


Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (RIvkX)

49 A woke new thesis claiming that the U.S. is a blank slate of origins and defined by different ethnic groups, is nonsense.

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Everybody on the Mayflower was Somalian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (L/fGl)

50 2026 will be one for the record books!

Posted by: Zombie Jeane Dixon at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (wVcYX)

51 How about fewer “own the libs” posts and more, you know, arrests from the WH. Too much to ask for?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 11:12 AM (9c0bR)


Yes, because social media interns are the people who would be performing arrests.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (UmGiD)

52 >> What do you all see for the coming year?
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More fraud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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More fraud or more unmasking of fraud?
Posted by: rickb223
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Both

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (NwnyJ)

53 On a longer timeline: I predict that the new battleship class will never be built.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (jc0TO)

54 you will need steel in your loins

*sits back, awaits inevitable Paolo jokes*

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

55 DOJ Sues to Stop Virginia From Giving Illegal Aliens In-State Tuition and Financial Aid

My youngest is a citizen and didn't get in-state tuition from Virginia Tech.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 11:15 AM (ExV1e)

56 I suspect that not even a tenth of the fraudulent use of taxpayer dollars has been uncovered. We could actually be running a government surplus if it was stopped. We now know that the child care, EBT, and housing assistance programs are being defrauded to the tune of hundreds of billions and they funnel the stolen money interstate between democrat politicians.

Prediction: the democrats will do anything, including killing, to prevent it from being stopped. Their entire party apparatus relies on the fraud to fund candidates and pay for get out the vote efforts.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 11:15 AM (0U5gm)

57 Everybody on the Mayflower was Somalian.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (L/fGl)

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They say the sharks still follow its path across the Atlantic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:15 AM (JkO4W)

58 A Somalian will discover perpetual motion energy source and once again save the white man.

Posted by: MN Dem politicians


Perpetually doing the no work and produce the nothing of value that Americans won't!

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 11:16 AM (NcjJv)

59 A Somalian will discover perpetual motion energy source and once again save the white man.

Posted by: MN Dem politicians at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM (KDPiq)

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A deported one, back in Somalia, and the sacredness of Somalia's national boundaries will prevent the exporting of this perpetual motion miracle to the rest of the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:10 AM (GBKbO)

Damn! And just when we need it the most.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 11:16 AM (g8Ew8)

60 How about fewer “own the libs” posts and more, you know, arrests from the WH. Too much to ask for?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 11:12 AM (9c0bR)

Use techniques your people enjoy. Alinsky 101.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 11:16 AM (2fdLC)

61 53 I read that at first as “record boobs.”

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 11:16 AM (77rzZ)

62 HAPPY FUKKIN' NEW YEAR!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM (pohLc)

63 On a longer timeline: I predict that the new battleship class will never be built.

Posted by: toby928(c)


I was just thinking about posting that. However, I've realized that this is all just Trump controlling the conversation - namely that we need more naval power. In that regard, we might just get something.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

64 Any evaluation of 2025's supposed lack of stunning progress needs to be tempered by the realization that we were REALLY F'ed by the previous admin and the culture that Democrats had infected us with.

Despite Trump's machinations, he just can't snap a finger and reverse all of the damage over the last 4 years - and I'm actually quite pleased with how much progress he's made in fighting back the nonsense regulations. The BBB helps but I agree, congress needs to sh*t or get off the pot.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM (WYStd)

65 Ask your doctor if Loin Steel is right for you.

Posted by: Big Farma at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM (2Ez/1)

66 67 Any evaluation of 2025's supposed lack of stunning progress needs to be tempered by the realization that we were REALLY F'ed by the previous admin and the culture that Democrats had infected us with.

Despite Trump's machinations, he just can't snap a finger and reverse all of the damage over the last 4 years - and I'm actually quite pleased with how much progress he's made in fighting back the nonsense regulations. The BBB helps but I agree, congress needs to sh*t or get off the pot.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM (WYStd)

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The Democrats in the Senate called for more roll call votes on appointees than ever in history. This slowed down the business of appointing posts like US Attorneys to a crawl.

The MN USA who started the whole news cycle with his press conference about Somali fraud in the state? Took the role in August.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:18 AM (GBKbO)

67 How about fewer “own the libs” posts and more, you know, arrests from the WH. Too much to ask for?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 11:12 AM (9c0bR)

Yes, because social media interns are the people who would be performing arrests.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (UmGiD)


Because big, flashy arrests which lead to nothing get some people excited. I want 100 agent raids! I want perp walks! I want show trials! I want spectacle and splendor, bread and circuses. Good governance may be an ongoing benefit but it doesn't make me tingly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 11:19 AM (ExV1e)

68 I was just thinking about posting that. However, I've realized that this is all just Trump controlling the conversation - namely that we need more naval power. In that regard, we might just get something.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM


Yeah, I think it is, well not a bluff per se, but a psy-op of some kind. It would make more sense to just build some more Ticonderogas or even Burkes, with minor modifications.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:19 AM (jc0TO)

69 I'm still alive. I count that as a win.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 11:19 AM (svLOV)

70 Joe Mannix asking for 2026 predictions... mostly brunettes with a chance of redheads.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 11:20 AM (NcjJv)

71 Tee hee. I won't go to jail.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at December 31, 2025 11:20 AM (2Ez/1)

72 How about fewer “own the libs” posts and more, you know, arrests from the WH. Too much to ask for?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 11:12 AM (9c0bR)

Yes, because social media interns are the people who would be performing arrests.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (UmGiD)

Because big, flashy arrests which lead to nothing get some people excited. I want 100 agent raids! I want perp walks! I want show trials! I want spectacle and splendor, bread and circuses. Good governance may be an ongoing benefit but it doesn't make me tingly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 11:19 AM (ExV1e)

And the montage of those spinning newspaper headlines!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 11:20 AM (wVcYX)

73 A major prediction for this year that I think is a lock: The Republican Party will betray it's voters.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:20 AM (jc0TO)

74 I predict that at least three public officials commit 'suicide' in the coming months.

I predict that there may be a few perp walks and indictments, but no 'big fish' convictions for all of the fraud being discovered.

I predict the left will continue with it's violent ways, including another high-profile assassination attempt.

I predict that Ilhan Omar will not finish 2026 in congress.

I predict that major tax reform will be floated.

I predict that Jasmine Ratchet gets absolutely shit-housed in her Senate bid and ends up on the View or MSNBC

I predict a Rams/Patriots Super Bowl

I predict that Sleepy Joe finally takes a dirt nap and it's the most cringy state funeral ever, and there are no lines at the Capitol to pay respects.

And for the easiest layup prediction, I predict that Keith Richards makes it to 2027.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (wiUMh)

75 73 I'm still alive. I count that as a win.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 11:19 AM (svLOV)

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But do you have a confirmation by an expert?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (JkO4W)

76 Wonder how much fraud exists in red states. Can’t be zero. Certainly less than blue states but it’s there as well.

And I think that’s why nobody on either side ever wants to look too deeply into it.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM (9c0bR)


Somalis in Ohio. Someone the other day mentioned something about Indians in Texas. It's not just blue states.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

77 Prediction: the democrats will do anything, including killing, to prevent it from being stopped. Their entire party apparatus relies on the fraud to fund candidates and pay for get out the vote efforts.

Posted by: Thomas Paine


You mean like this?

Send Tim Walz To Somalia Simulator

I like how he just tries to slide in the phrase “White men commit the most crime” like it’s a given. Here’s the homicide data for the state of Minnesota, and the total crime data for Hennepin county. Not only do white people not commit the most crime, they don’t even commit most of the crimeS


https://x.com/fleshsimulator/status/2006167060095660530

Or this?

What do you mean someone broke in and stole just the payment and enrollment records right before a federal audit?!

https://is.gd/zOcm0R

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

78 The beautiful and charming Abby Phillips.

Abby Phillip angrily goes after Nick Shirley and his reporting: “This is about politics."
"But you know, honestly, you knock on the door of a daycare center and you're like, let me in, let me in."
“What do you want people to do in that situation? Open the door and say come on in? When they know that the Somali community is under attack, is being threatened every single day?"
This is CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (L/fGl)

79 76
And the montage of those spinning newspaper headlines!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 11:20 AM (wVcYX)

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I say...let 'em crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

80 This will be my big year!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (JkO4W)

81 And no black people will be admitted to my swanky beach club.

Posted by: Sheldon Whitehouse at December 31, 2025 11:22 AM (2Ez/1)

82 TJM has, so far, ignored the contributions from great Somali film makers. Bias, or is he waiting for the "hundred dollar handshake"?

Posted by: Grift, Top To Bottom at December 31, 2025 11:22 AM (oftw2)

83 I could use some blue cities burning again this year.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:22 AM (jc0TO)

84 MP4, you’re retiring soon, right? How can that not be a good thing?
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (77rzZ)


True, but. . .catch me on the Book Thread on Sunday. I'll expand on what I mean.

Posted by: Mentalo at December 31, 2025 11:23 AM (ufSfZ)

85 53 I read that at first as “record boobs.”
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 11:16 AM (77rzZ)

Abudanza!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 11:23 AM (wVcYX)

86 Somalis in Ohio. Someone the other day mentioned something about Indians in Texas. It's not just blue states.

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Just more Blessings of Diversity!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:23 AM (JkO4W)

87 86 TJM has, so far, ignored the contributions from great Somali film makers. Bias, or is he waiting for the "hundred dollar handshake"?

Posted by: Grift, Top To Bottom at December 31, 2025 11:22 AM (oftw2)

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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:23 AM (GBKbO)

88 My feet are cold. I guess it is time to pull out the big furry slippers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:24 AM (jc0TO)

89 Retardoman!

Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
This is Trump’s long game.
We’ve spent years cracking down on fraudsters. It’s a serious issue - but this has been his plan all along.
He’s politicizing the issue to defund programs that help Minnesotans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:24 AM (L/fGl)

90 Hopefully no one eats us.

Posted by: The cats and dogs of Springfield, Ohio at December 31, 2025 11:24 AM (2Ez/1)

91 mostly brunettes with a chance of redheads.
Posted by: t-bird

We never learn, do we?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 11:24 AM (cYBz/)

92 93 Retardoman!

Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
This is Trump’s long game.
We’ve spent years cracking down on fraudsters. It’s a serious issue - but this has been his plan all along.
He’s politicizing the issue to defund programs that help Minnesotans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:24 AM (L/fGl)

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It's just weird how during this period of cracking down, the fraud got materially worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:25 AM (GBKbO)

93 I predict that Sleepy Joe finally takes a dirt nap and it's the most cringy state funeral ever, and there are no lines at the Capitol to pay respects.


I think you're forgetting about the guy sitting outside the Capitol and holding a cup with some pencils for sale and a sign:
"Joe Biden needs a library. Won't you help?"

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

94
POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 11:25 AM (y9nCu)

95 Thx Joe
Life is like a box of chocolates , you never know what you'll get - F. Gump, smarter than Walz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 11:26 AM (zNwXb)

96 My children spent their formative years in a gas station/smoke shop/daycare. They are both productive citizens now and will be out on Work Release in the coming months.

Posted by: Harry@Halfway House at December 31, 2025 11:26 AM (oftw2)

97 It's just weird how during this period of cracking down, the fraud got materially worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:25 AM (GBKbO)

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While he was cracking down some of his minions happened to leave the door to the vault wide open.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:27 AM (JkO4W)

98 75 Tee hee. I won't go to jail.
Posted by: Tony Fauci


I take comfort knowing that when he's dead, the final judge will not be fooled by his "Aw, shucks" demeanor or tolerate his arrogance.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 11:27 AM (svLOV)

99 Personally, 2025 for me will represent perhaps the saddest day of my life (9/10) -- which led to the most spiritual experience of my life (attending the Charlie Kirk Memorial Service in Glendale, AZ on 9/21).

Politically, it was a welcome -- likely temporary -- reprieve from complete destruction and societal & economic collapse of The West in general and American in particular (dodged that bullet with some white hat patriots preventing another stolen election and getting Trump back in the White House).

But if in the future the D's steal The White House once again -- I'm fairly certain we're good and proper fucked ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 11:27 AM (H+zHM)

100 Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
This is Trump’s long game.
We’ve spent years cracking down on fraudsters.


Given how much ongoing fraud has been uncovered, even if it were true (which it isn't), it's not the flex you think it is.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

101 I predict that Sleepy Joe finally takes a dirt nap and it's the most cringy state funeral ever, and there are no lines at the Capitol to pay respects.

People lined up for History's Greatest Monster Jimmy Carter. They will come for Slow Joe.

Like disaster tourists.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:28 AM (jc0TO)

102 Nostradamus Mannix is pulling all of the restrains in this one.

I'm not completely convinced until he frees the nipple.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 11:28 AM (nljXp)

103 Happy New Year.

My favorite Babylon Bee headline for 2025 was the "Von Trapp Family Crosses Alps Into Switzerland to Escape Free Speech."

Pulled quote "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Reichsführer-SS Heinrich Himler asked. "Throw them in free speech camps, of course."

Hoping to economy continues to grow but also worried that this being an important mid-term for Trump, nefarious types will do what they can to cripple our "precious economy. "

Gonna keep gas tank above half full for a while and freezer topped off .

Posted by: Rex B at December 31, 2025 11:29 AM (C9oTe)

104 My feet are cold. I guess it is time to pull out the big furry slippers.
Posted by: toby928(c)

My hat is old, my teeth are gold.
I have a bird I like to hold.
My shoe is off, my foot is cold.
My shoe is off, my foot is cold.
I have a bird I like to hold.
My hat is old, my teeth are gold.
-- Zombie Dr. Seuss
And now my story is all told.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 11:29 AM (cYBz/)

105
Here's my 2026 prediction.

On the Somali fraud in multiple states...only the actual front business license owner will be punished, lightly, and no deportations. No Dem, or politico enabling it will get punished at all.

Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 11:29 AM (QVmho)

106 OK, I must sign off. Hope you all have a lovely day. I've got some serious drinking to do.

And yes, I said 'drinking.' I'll explain some other time.

Posted by: Mentalo at December 31, 2025 11:29 AM (ufSfZ)

107 I have a bird I like to hold.

Euphemism?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

108 92 My feet are cold. I guess it is time to pull out the big furry slippers.
Posted by: toby928(c)

My patented MYSlippers are suede with a nice gel insert. Toasty warm. Also, did you know I'm running to take Walz job away from him?

Posted by: Mike Lindell, In MN at December 31, 2025 11:30 AM (oftw2)

109 And yes, I said 'drinking.' I'll explain some other time.

I'm guessing colonoscopy.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 11:30 AM (Riz8t)

110 26 For 2026 I'm predicting - a roaring economy with we thinking people becoming even more boldly American..”

I disagree in part, and agree in part. I predict that in 2026 we will see a very unusual bifurcated economy; I expect California and the rest of the left coast to drop into near-depression levels of activity, while the center of the country and especially the South experiences one of the greatest economic booms that has been seen.
But the national numbers will be hard to read when those two extremes are averaged into each other.

How do you average the effects of $1.99 gas in Texas at the same time there is $10 per gallon gas in California? That shouldn’t be possible, but it looks like it’s going to happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 11:30 AM (m7iZ5)

111 2025 was a personal mixed bag, so I guess it tracks.

Praying 2026 builds on the good, for all of us.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 31, 2025 11:31 AM (OUMaO)

112 My patented MYSlippers are suede with a nice gel insert. Toasty warm. Also, did you know I'm running to take Walz job away from him?
Posted by: Mike Lindell, In MN


I bought a pair of those because honestly, I have nothing against Mike Lindell and the price was good.

They are fragile as hell. About 1-2 months of normal wear and the soles crack, spilling that gel insert out. They do replace things quickly but after the second time I just gave up.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 11:31 AM (svLOV)

113 And now my story is all told.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 11:29 AM (cYBz/)

lol that was my first thought, I’ve read that story to two generations of children.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 11:31 AM (m7iZ5)

114 Pluto!

https://is.gd/YiwSw3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (L/fGl)

115 Joe Biden needs a library. Won't you help?"
Posted by: Archimedes

81 million votes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (qdgGI)

116 Just watched an ABC News video clip.

It's all about "the video". Trump is cutting off $185M in federal funding for childcare because of "allegations" in a "video" posted on social media by a "self-proclaimed" independent "journalist". Governor Tim Walz is "firing back", saying "fighting fraud" was his plan all along. "None of the centers were accused of fraud by 'authorities'". "None of this is new" "Our affiliate has been covering it for months"

Not a word about the federal multi-agency task force that has been conducting investigations in the state for nearly a year, or FBI Director Kash Patel's direct involvement that has led to dozens of arrests, indictments, and guilty pleas. Not A Word. ABC is trash.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (rj6Yv)

117
And for the easiest layup prediction, I predict that Keith Richards makes it to 2027.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2025 11:21 AM (wiUMh)



No kidding. He crushed 17 of our uncles and snorted their ground up carapaces as health food.

Posted by: The Cockroaches at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (y9nCu)

118 Tee hee. I won't go to jail.

Posted by: Tony Fauci

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Your head in a sealed box. Hungry sand flies. Much disassembly required.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (H+zHM)

119 What do you all see for the coming year?

I have already submitted my resume to Lord Humungous. We will see

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (3/XaG)

120 I disagree in part, and agree in part. I predict that in 2026 we will see a very unusual bifurcated economy; I expect California and the rest of the left coast to drop into near-depression levels of activity, while the center of the country and especially the South experiences one of the greatest economic booms that has been seen.
But the national numbers will be hard to read when those two extremes are averaged into each other.


So an inversion of when the coasts were roaring while the rest withered on the vine? Honestly, that feels like karmic justice to me.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (OUMaO)

121 "This will be my big year!"
- Liz Cheney

Liz, may you have the heart of your father!

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (tfChy)

122 Upon further review, Tom Servo, I believe you are correct.

My bias is I don't include the Blue areas within my definition of 'America'. It's my blind spot, to be sure, but yes - you're idea of a bifurcated recovery is mine too.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 11:33 AM (cYBz/)

123 I'm gonna open a learing center for childens in 2026. Gotta get me some blackout blinds first,

I zoomed into a how-to seminar that took place in Mogadishu to lear how to do it.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 31, 2025 11:33 AM (nYRtL)

124 If gas hits $10/gal on the west coast, shouldn't the interstates be full of tanker trucks from the Greater Texas Coprosperity Sphere heading west?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:35 AM (jc0TO)

125 They are fragile as hell. About 1-2 months of normal wear and the soles crack, spilling that gel insert out. They do replace things quickly but after the second time I just gave up.
Posted by: NR Pax

I've had mine for 5 years and they still are like new. Are you walking in Lava or broken glass?

Posted by: Happy Camper at December 31, 2025 11:35 AM (oftw2)

126 A major prediction for this year that I think is a lock: The Republican Party will betray it's voters.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:20 AM (jc0TO)

Ah, c'mon, man. That's way too easy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 11:35 AM (g8Ew8)

127
People lined up for History's Greatest Monster Jimmy Carter. They will come for Slow Joe.

Like disaster tourists.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:28 AM (jc0TO)



They lined up to make damned sure that the rumors of death were true.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 11:36 AM (y9nCu)

128 Ask your doctor if Loin Steel is right for you.
Posted by: Big Farma
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Loin girders?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 11:36 AM (XeU6L)

129 124 What do you all see for the coming year?

on a national scale: more wailing and gnashing of teeth from the commie leftards

on the personal front: I have a great feeling about the coming year. I could not wait for 2025 to be over with and in the rear view mirror. I didn't even get into the Christmas spirit this year because I just wanted the month and year to be OVER

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2025 11:37 AM (dCxaZ)

130 This is the guy Keir Starmer was 'delighted' to have back home.

GB News
@GBNEWS
'Zionists are out to get me', says Alaa Abd El-Fattah as he claims his words calling British people 'dogs and monkeys' have been 'twisted'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:38 AM (L/fGl)

131 I think the scale of the fraud is going to be astounding. I'm betting the majority of the federal budget is fraud, if it isn't all of it. And I still contend it will be the single largest transfer of wealth in history.

And that transfer is from us, to them. "Them" being the political class. Both Democrats and Republicans. Who then piss it away on various vanity projects and schemes to make more money and make us poorer.

We're being subjugated. Daily. Had the wealth not been stolen we'd likely have had the wherewithal to stop what they've been doing to us. So, in that respect their plan worked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 11:39 AM (NwnyJ)

132 My prediction: they will finally try real communism in NYC!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:39 AM (L/fGl)

133 Not A Word. ABC is trash.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (rj6Yv)


it's only the superannuated who view the legacy broadcast "news" programs. The Minnesota fraud has exploded on New Media.

Even Dr. Todd Grande, who usually sticks to True Crime subjects, did a report on the issue. He has over a million followers on YouTube alone

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2025 11:39 AM (dCxaZ)

134 you will need steel in your loins

"Ready to go!" - Big Mike

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:40 AM (QZThv)

135 69 Wonder how much fraud exists in red states. Can’t be zero. Certainly less than blue states but it’s there as well.

And I think that’s why nobody on either side ever wants to look too deeply into it.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 11:17 AM (9c0bR)

*************

Musk recently stated that the opposition to DOGE was about 80% to 90% from the Democrats (with Musk stating that it was probably closer to 80% than 90%), and the GOP elements were quite assertive in opposing DOGE's efforts.

So the amount of fraud in red states has to be significant. Not all of the red states, but Georgia and Arizona would be two to look at closely.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 31, 2025 11:40 AM (4GFH7)

136 This year, I want MTG to not only show me her pumped up steroid titties, but her tight ass and shaven snootch. Make it so.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 11:40 AM (nljXp)

137 In one year, Self Propelled Q Tip Congresswoman Omar increased her wealth to the tune of $30 million. Nothing to see here, just move on.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 11:41 AM (gm9Sb)

138 "Just watched an ABC News video clip."

I think I've found your problem.

Posted by: Just turn it off at December 31, 2025 11:41 AM (2Ez/1)

139 What do you all see for the coming year?

Hopefully another New Year's review and scorecard.

Also, I think the fraud story is at a tipping point. I believe it is far worse than we even know now and the left is going to dig in hard trying to kill it. Threats of legal action, accusations of racism, you name it. The harder they fight it, the worse it really is. If it is fully exposed, it will destroy a lot of people and shake the very core of the nation.
Buckle up Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 11:41 AM (2WIwB)

140 129 If gas hits $10/gal on the west coast, shouldn't the interstates be full of tanker trucks from the Greater Texas Coprosperity Sphere heading west?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:35 AM (jc0TO)

The rental differential on U-Hauls going from TX to CA vs the other way ought to be incentive for some enterprising individuals.

Posted by: Rex B at December 31, 2025 11:42 AM (C9oTe)

141 OK, I must sign off. Hope you all have a lovely day. I've got some serious drinking to do.

And yes, I said 'drinking.' I'll explain some other time.
Posted by: Mentalo at December 31, 2025 11:29 AM (ufSfZ)

Drinking that awful shit for a New Year's Day colonoscopy I see. Want to start the new year clean as a whistle.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 11:42 AM (g8Ew8)

142 I know most want prosecutions, but just keep uncovering insanity like this fraud and the midterms will come the Republicans way. The Republicans could screw up a wet dream , but get the Dems fighting each other and the old guard will collapse. With that people will look at the younger crazies band say "no way"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 11:43 AM (zNwXb)

143 Israel always looks problematic, but I’ll argue that they are in fact stronger today, and in a far better position than they have ever been since 1948.

Do they still have vicious enemies wishing them harm? Of course they do, and will have til the end of this world. But consider that just over 2 years ago, they were surrounded by 6 armies all potentially wiling to attack. Now look how that played out:
Egypt - wisely decided to opt out. Not a friend, but engaged in no hostilities.
Jordan - same as Egypt.
Hamas - surrounded and badly degraded. Still dangerous, but their missile force is gone, as well as at least half of their operatives, and most of their leadership.
Lebanon/Hezbollah - leadership decapitated, much of the missile stores destroyed. Still dangerous, but like Hamas, contained.
Syria - a perennial enemy, and the biggest surprise. Government destroyed, old Syrian Army completely collapsed and gone. New Syria is still problematic, but does not have a fraction of the power old Syria had.
And Iran - the greatest enemy of all, and now humiliated, defeated in battle, and on the verge of internal collapse.
Israel is doing quite well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 11:44 AM (m7iZ5)

144 I saw a picture on X of a liberal column in Australia with the headline formatted like so:

‘Coach’ Walz has the runs –
and lessons – on the board to
stare down Trump and Co.


So Walz is not leaving the toilet any time soon?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:44 AM (QZThv)

145 If it turns out that the GOP loses the House, then Trump should concentrate his efforts on investigating and prosecuting as many Democrats (and Republicans) as possible.

Just stick it to them as often and as hard as possible. Of course, this is something Trump should do even if the GOP wins control of Congress, but if not, then make it the main focus of his last two years.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 31, 2025 11:44 AM (4GFH7)

146 You need guardrails to stop misinformation from creeping in.

CNN has already gone after
@nickshirleyy, attempting to write off his reporting in Minnesota and lamenting his lack of “fact checks” and “guardrails.”

I’m not sure I would hang my hat on the legacy media’s “fact checks” or “guardrails” but at least CNN accurately reported that only the Right appears to be concerned about stopping the massive fraud in Minnesota and beyond.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:44 AM (L/fGl)

147 146 Open a gas station in Yuma or Bullhead City AZ. Post your gas price as required, but post a disclaimer that it doesn't apply to CA plates. When they pull up, send out an auctioneer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 11:44 AM (gm9Sb)

148 " Predictions are hard, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
You were 100% spot on about "tons of court battles". Those battles may have held up progress in the culture wars; certainly, they take time and energy that could be used in better ways.

Judicial insurrection. SCOTUS and Congress stand by with their thumb up their rear ends.
.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 31, 2025 11:44 AM (lWL3x)

149 Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Pretty sure if you can host a podcast with a couple dozen followers she’ll be down for it.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (tmARj)

150 Also, I think the fraud story is at a tipping point. I believe it is far worse than we even know now and the left is going to dig in hard trying to kill it.

A female Washington state congresscunt just filed a bill that would make it illegal to audit daycare centers.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (QZThv)

151 If it turns out that the GOP loses the House, then Trump should concentrate his efforts on investigating and prosecuting as many Democrats (and Republicans) as possible.

Just stick it to them as often and as hard as possible. Of course, this is something Trump should do even if the GOP wins control of Congress, but if not, then make it the main focus of his last two years.


It's a distraction!!!

Posted by: Dems at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

152 You can't make this sht up. From Ismail Royer (no idea whom that is) via Mpls Crime Watch on X

The Minneapolis daycare center targeted by this tweet, Nokomis Daycare Center, received telephone threats of violence & was broken into last night & vandalized, & checkbooks & parents’ documents were stolen.

LOL. What a stunning coincidence! I mean those burglars are always going after parent's documents! I am sure it was just a coinkiydink.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (4p0Xq)

153 Has CNN found the plane yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at December 31, 2025 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)

154 148 I know most want prosecutions, but just keep uncovering insanity like this fraud and the midterms will come the Republicans way. The Republicans could screw up a wet dream , but get the Dems fighting each other and the old guard will collapse. With that people will look at the younger crazies band say "no way"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 11:43 AM (zNwXb)

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The Congressional General Ballot right now, the average, is D+3.9.

Standard move from this point the year before to election day is R+3.3.

You know what the general ballot was at this point in 2017?

D+12.9.

And the 2020 redrawing brought the number of House seats that are actually winnable by the other parties down to a couple of dozen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:46 AM (GBKbO)

155 "Just watched an ABC News video clip."

I think I've found your problem.
Posted by: Just turn it off at December 31, 2025 11:41 AM (2Ez/1)
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Yeah, the thumbnail popped up on my MSN aggregator, which I use to keep track of commie outrage (no shortage of that, and often instructive for matters concerning tactical coverage). I haven't watched a network evening newscast in years.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 11:46 AM (rj6Yv)

156 So like 2025 itself, my crystal ball was a mixed bag!

Krystal Ball the political analyst scores below 2/7

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 31, 2025 11:46 AM (ycI94)

157 A female Washington state congresscunt just filed a bill that would make it illegal to audit daycare centers.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM

I am for it. As long as it's also accompanied by a law making it illegal to audit my returns. Fair deal.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 31, 2025 11:47 AM (4p0Xq)

158 LOL. What a stunning coincidence! I mean those burglars are always going after parent's documents! I am sure it was just a coinkiydink.

On X, the thread replying to that Ismail guy is mostly pictures of Jussie Smolett, with the occasional Dave Chappell video.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:47 AM (QZThv)

159 Magnesium Shitrate is a little tart, but you can make a decent Screwdriver with it. You'll be more than shitfaced.

Posted by: Guy Who Sez "Shit" A Lot at December 31, 2025 11:47 AM (oftw2)

160 146 129 If gas hits $10/gal on the west coast, shouldn't the interstates be full of tanker trucks from the Greater Texas Coprosperity Sphere heading west?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:35 AM (jc0TO)

Yes - but it’s hard to get a grasp on the sheer volume of tankers needed. Tanker trucks are already busy on other routes, there aren’t enough surplus tanker trucks in existence to make a difference.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 11:48 AM (m7iZ5)

161 Gospel truth?

Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
“Somali fraud” is the new “Haitians are eating our cats and dogs”.
It’s all just racists putting forth Racist dog whistles and trying to paint an entire group of people based off of single events or rumors of events.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:48 AM (L/fGl)

162 My prediction. Republicans are going to hold and gain 5 house seats and hold the Senate. The economy is going to click along at 3.8% or better and the interest on the debt will fall below 1 trillion.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 11:48 AM (sDNVV)

163 Bondi's DOJ has proven to be shockingly and stupidly anti-2A.

You aren't paying attention. The DOJ has been very good at protecting the 2A against the states. It is also protecting existing federal laws. Some of those laws are clearly unconstitutional, like the NFA and the 1000 yard school zone law, but the DOJ protects those existing Federal laws because federal courts require cases in controversy to hear anything. If her DOJ agreed not to enforce those federal laws, the next Communist DOJ could simply enforce them with VIGOR and we can never get a SCOTUS ruling to make them go away permanently.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 11:49 AM (Da7Vv)

164 I know most want prosecutions, but just keep uncovering insanity like this fraud and the midterms will come the Republicans way.

Only if half the fraud is uncovered. That's what why the Republicans are fighting it so hard.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 11:49 AM (NcjJv)

165 How do you average the effects of $1.99 gas in Texas at the same time there is $10 per gallon gas in California? That shouldn’t be possible, but it looks like it’s going to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Put the same STATE taxes on Kali gas as Texas gas and watch the price come down.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 11:49 AM (QGRvm)

166 168 Gospel truth?

Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
“Somali fraud” is the new “Haitians are eating our cats and dogs”.
It’s all just racists putting forth Racist dog whistles and trying to paint an entire group of people based off of single events or rumors of events.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:48 AM (L/fGl)

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And the "they're eating the cats and dogs"...worked.

Why?

Because people didn't ask for the population of Haiti to enter America under Biden. America has been asking for lower immigration levels for decades, and then Biden's administration blew the doors open in the opposite direction that not even Obama, post-2010, did. At a level that even Jeb Bush probably had reservations about.

Secure the border first, then start worrying about people going to real estate moguls from New York for their political leadership.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:50 AM (GBKbO)

167 A female Washington state congresscunt just filed a bill that would make it illegal to audit daycare centers.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (QZThv)


I saw that. And the State's AG wasted no time putting out a notice to all 539 Somali run day care centers with advice and numbers to call if they are threatened or fell threatened. It's the classic 1-800-HATE line bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 11:50 AM (2WIwB)

168 My prediction. Republicans are going to hold and gain 5 house seats and hold the Senate. The economy is going to click along at 3.8% or better and the interest on the debt will fall below 1 trillion.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 11:48 AM (sDNVV)
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Concur.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 11:50 AM (rj6Yv)

169 My prediction. Republicans are going to hold and gain 5 house seats and hold the Senate. The economy is going to click along at 3.8% or better and the interest on the debt will fall below 1 trillion.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 11:48 AM (sDNVV)

That's not a prediction. It's a drug-fueled dream.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 11:51 AM (g8Ew8)

170 How was 2025? I'm not dead yet, I'm happy about that.

What are my hopes for 2026? I hope to remain not dead.

Posted by: javems at December 31, 2025 11:52 AM (8I4hW)

171 I'll go way put on a limb and predict some Democrats get indicted and convicted. Ex-judge Duggan gives me hope. Letitia James, John Brennan, Lamonica McGiver. Sadly, Comey and Clapper go free, as do Minnesota politicians

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 31, 2025 11:52 AM (4x8rv)

172 153 Bill in AR

I know the U-Haul one is not legal- carrying that much gas in a truck. But I'm sure if Kramer and Newman can drive empty bottles from NY to Michigan for the deposit fee, the math works better with that price variation between the states.

Posted by: Rex B at December 31, 2025 11:52 AM (2OJI2)

173 The Krassensteins are some of the biggest shitposters on X. It’s all engagement farming / hate posting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 11:53 AM (m7iZ5)

174 I've had mine for 5 years and they still are like new. Are you walking in Lava or broken glass?
Posted by: Happy Camper


I've always been rough on footwear. I had to have my combat boots resoled when I was in Boot Camp.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 11:53 AM (svLOV)

175 The SC decision on minority districts being unconstitutional if it breaks the way it should will drive the Dems insane and lead to more Republicans in Congress.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 11:53 AM (zNwXb)

176 What are my hopes for 2026? I hope to remain not dead.
Posted by: javems

I also hope you remain on this side of the grass.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 31, 2025 11:54 AM (tmARj)

177 177 My prediction. Republicans are going to hold and gain 5 house seats and hold the Senate. The economy is going to click along at 3.8% or better and the interest on the debt will fall below 1 trillion.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 11:48 AM (sDNVV)

That's not a prediction. It's a drug-fueled dream.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 11:51 AM (g8Ew

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Polling shows a very tight, Republican favored environment right now (you know...the halfway decent polling, not the ones that say that Kamala is going to win PA by 5). The congressional map means that Democrats usually have to win the generic congressional ballot by 3-4 to have a shot at winning the House.

Average right now is D+3.9. And the polling will trend Republican over the next 11 months like it has every election year since 1990.

And even in a favored Democrat environment, they couldn't win the Senate. NC is 50/50, at best. Ask Logan how running for Senate in the wrong party against the partisan divide of the state works for "popular" governors. ME? Psh. Collins is going to win that one in a walk. TX? That's their third?

Plus, they have to hold onto Ossoff (white boy) in GA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:54 AM (GBKbO)

178 Prediction: 2026 will an even numbered year.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 31, 2025 11:54 AM (47/pr)

179 Psst! Hey dude! You look like a sophisticated fellow. Wanna buy some hot parents' documents?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:54 AM (L/fGl)

180 A female Washington state congresscunt just filed a bill that would make it illegal to audit daycare centers.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (QZThv)


I saw that. And the State's AG wasted no time putting out a notice to all 539 Somali run day care centers with advice and numbers to call if they are threatened or fell threatened. It's the classic 1-800-HATE line bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes


If republicans had balls, they file a federal bill to stop funding daycares. If states want to rape their own taxpayers, so be it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 11:54 AM (QGRvm)

181 Put the same STATE taxes on Kali gas as Texas gas and watch the price come down.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 11:49 AM (QGRvm)

That’s one of the many darkly amusing aspects - California is going into a deep deficit and will need more money to operate - so they’re probably going to raise gas taxes even higher.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 11:55 AM (m7iZ5)

182 183 The SC decision on minority districts being unconstitutional if it breaks the way it should will drive the Dems insane and lead to more Republicans in Congress.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 11:53 AM (zNwXb)

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If it drops in February, one or two states may redraw their maps quickly enough to take advantage of it, but it won't really be a factor until 2028.

When Democrats will have to win the generic congressional ballot by between 5-7 to win the House.

Having most of your population in densely packed population centers in like a dozen states is a bad way to win the House in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:55 AM (GBKbO)

183 Most politics are local.

I worry about the current stranglehold the progressives have in the western and southeast regions of my state (Pennsylvania), and what will become of the middle-class (yeah, some hate the phrase) retirees but also our school children from K-12, up through college.

It's such a different world than all of the past 50 years, and I don't see "DEI" waning.

For those on social security and/or federal pensions, make sure you get a Payee Representative on your account(s) in the event you're unable to manage your financial affairs temporarily (i.e., hospitalized for a time) or permanently (i.e., assisted living). There are more and more instances of homes going into foreclosure & quick sale for those not able to independently manage their affairs.

Happy New Years Eve! 🙏 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

184 rediction: 2026 will an even numbered year.
Posted by: Minuteman


Are we allowing math now?!

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 11:55 AM (NcjJv)

185 A female Washington state congresscunt just filed a bill that would make it illegal to audit daycare centers.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (QZThv)

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Make Washington State A Territory Again!

/And Appoint Diogenes Military Governor

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 11:56 AM (uhTu8)

186 LOL. What a stunning coincidence! I mean those burglars are always going after parent's documents! I am sure it was just a coinkiydink.

On X, the thread replying to that Ismail guy is mostly pictures of Jussie Smolett, with the occasional Dave Chappell video.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:47 AM

They spraypainted MAGA country on the wall of one of the Learing centers!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 31, 2025 11:56 AM (4p0Xq)

187 The fraud isn't bound by party. It's all of the political class. It is "the system." It is "government."

The fight to conceal this from the public is just starting.

Everyone's guilty. Nobody's going to be held responsible or face consequences because there's nobody untainted by it. Once it's all exposed they'll shrug and ask us "well, what are you going to do about it?"

Half the country doesn't care and the other half doesn't have the means to fight it. Life goes on...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 11:56 AM (NwnyJ)

188 193
Make Washington State A Territory Again!

/And Appoint Diogenes Military Governor

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 11:56 AM (uhTu

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Mark as Secretary of Puttin' Down the Hippies.

Nurse as Surgeon General.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

189 169
Concur!!!

Posted by: MAC V SOG at December 31, 2025 11:57 AM (P4Pk9)

190
What are my hopes for 2026? I hope to remain not dead.
Posted by: javems at December 31, 2025 11:52 AM

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Keep us posted. Living alone, I text my brother a "sign of life" each day. Wouldn't want to, uh, linger too long, IYKWIMAITYD



Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 31, 2025 11:57 AM (4x8rv)

191 Regular this morning at the Chevron was $4.27. Diesel was 90 cents more.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 11:58 AM (2WIwB)

192 CNN has already gone after
@nickshirleyy, attempting to write off his reporting in Minnesota and lamenting his lack of “fact checks” and “guardrails.”

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From the folks who flogged the Russia Hoax as a Real Thing for its doddering shut-in viewers 24/7 for three years running.

Where were your "guardrails" then, CNN?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:58 AM (JkO4W)

193 156. A female Washington state congresscunt just filed a bill that would make it illegal to audit daycare centers.
Posted by: Ian S.

In small part:
Fans of Turning Point USA in Washington State ·
Al Yardley
1d
There are 539 licensed childcare centers in Washington state that list Somali as the primary language of operation.
The number of Somali-run daycares in Washington has drawn attention due to their high concentration and a recent fraud scandal involving Somali-run childcare centers in Minnesota.
Concerns have been raised online that many of these Washington facilities list only an email or P.O. box instead of a physical address in public databases, leading to calls for audits and investigations into potential subsidy fraud.
The Washington State Department of Children, Youth, and Families (DCYF), which licenses these facilities, has stated that licensed providers must meet state standards and undergo regular inspections. The agency also provides resources in Somali, including FAQs and licensing overviews. (Much more follows.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 11:59 AM (NFX2v)

194 201 CNN has already gone after
@nickshirleyy, attempting to write off his reporting in Minnesota and lamenting his lack of “fact checks” and “guardrails.”

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From the folks who flogged the Russia Hoax as a Real Thing for its doddering shut-in viewers 24/7 for three years running.

Where were your "guardrails" then, CNN?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 11:58 AM (JkO4W)

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The effect of the MSM is siloed in particular demographics. They're super effective with their captive audience, and they pretty much don't matter outside of it.

It just gets worse for them every year, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:59 AM (GBKbO)

195 Try a pair of MyCombatBoots!
Now available in pink, chartreuse and mauve.

Posted by: David Hogg at December 31, 2025 11:59 AM (2Ez/1)

196 Everyone's guilty. Nobody's going to be held responsible or face consequences because there's nobody untainted by it. Once it's all exposed they'll shrug and ask us "well, what are you going to do about it?"

Half the country doesn't care and the other half doesn't have the means to fight it. Life goes on...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 11:56 AM (NwnyJ)

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What's the average cost of childcare per child per month in Minnesota for someone not in on the scam?

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 12:00 PM (rj6Yv)

197 Not only did she do that, she waited until 11:41pm to rule, as that day was the last day the gop could appeal a ruling.

Lawfare by the left is the 2nd most dangerous thing we’re facing after immigration.


The only female that should be allowed to be a judge is AtC.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 12:01 PM (QZThv)

198 What's the average cost of childcare per child per month in Minnesota for someone not in on the scam?

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Only a hate-filled racist would even ask such a question.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 12:01 PM (JkO4W)

199
25 Prediction 2026

A Somalian will discover perpetual motion energy source and once again save the white man.
Posted by: MN Dem politicians at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM

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Q: What's this thing on the back of your invention? Looks like an induction coil.

Somali: Shut up!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 12:01 PM (VWtfl)

200 They just don't make toilets like they used to.

Florida man sues Outback Steakhouse after toilet "shattered" beneath him (come for the story, stay for the potty humor)

https://is.gd/FyAgde

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 12:01 PM (L/fGl)

201 For those on social security and/or federal pensions, make sure you get a Payee Representative on your account(s) in the event you're unable to manage your financial affairs temporarily (i.e., hospitalized for a time) or permanently (i.e., assisted living). There are more and more instances of homes going into foreclosure & quick sale for those not able to independently manage their affairs.

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Good advice. Thanks, L ... and Happy New Year to you and yours -- as well as the rest of The Horde.

I remember as a young boy growing up how far away The Year 2000 seemed to be -- I mean I was going to be practically "over the hill" at age 39 by then!

But 60 is the new 40. And futurists are predicting that 20-year-olds today will live to be 120 -- yet have the minds & bodies and feel like today's 60.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 12:02 PM (uhTu8)

202 I know they don't work very well, but go long on locking gas caps for sale in CA.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 12:03 PM (gm9Sb)

203 204 Try a pair of MyCombatBoots!
Now available in pink, chartreuse and mauve.
Posted by: David Hogg


If we still had a Democrat President, he could have been the supplier.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 12:04 PM (svLOV)

204 oig hhs gov/reports/work-plan/

ACF's Oversight of American Rescue Plan Act Child Care Stabilization Grants
Announced on 05/04/2023 | Last Modified on 08/27/2025 | Project Number: A-02-23-02007

Only partial, doesn't count CARES Act and more.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 12:05 PM (NFX2v)

205 The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 12:06 PM (1y9Ku)

206 I predict Russia no kidding conquers Ukraine by the end of 2026, much to the shock and horror of the Euroweenies. Russia makes the south (including Odessa) and east part of Russia, gives Hungary enough of its "historical" territory back to make a land bridge between them, and installs a puppet government in Kiev to administer the impoverished small state of Novo Ukraine.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 31, 2025 12:06 PM (CSQvy)

207 A female Washington state congresscunt just filed a bill that would make it illegal to audit daycare centers.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 11:45 AM (QZThv)

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Make Washington State A Territory Again!

/And Appoint Diogenes Military Governor
Posted by: ShainS


Make the whole left coast a territory again.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:07 PM (QGRvm)

208 What's the average cost of childcare per child per month in Minnesota for someone not in on the scam?
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 12:00 PM (rj6Yv)

What you’re really asking is what does a white family pay for daycare?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 12:05 PM (9c0bR)
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No, I did not.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 12:07 PM (rj6Yv)

209 The remaining MSM are shepherds for Dem sheep. Nothing else. The real reporting is done by independents like Shirley and Ngo.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 12:07 PM (zNwXb)

210 212 The “D+3 really is a tie” thing is out of date.

In 22 and 24 the GOP eeeked out a small House win while winning the congressional popular vote by 2.6% in 24 and 2.7% in 22.

If anything it’s the opposite now. Ds could probably lose the overall vote and still win the house.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 12:03 PM (9c0bR)

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I genuinely think you're a fucking retard.

Nothing of what you said counters anything I said. In fact, it feeds into what I said when I said that the number of winnable House seats for the other party is a couple of dozen.

How does 22 and 24 counter the idea that Democrats need a D+3 environment to win the House in anyway?

Seriously. It's time for you to fuck off. You're a troll.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

211 CBS News, Local News
Study Finds MN Child Care Costs Jumped 60% During Pandemic
February 26, 2022 / 6:00 PM CST / CBS Minnesota

"Gov. Tim Walz is pushing for the legislature to make child care more affordable by boosting investments in childcare assistance programs.

The study found Minnesota families pay around 18% of their income towards childcare, which is the sixth most expensive in the country."

All BS

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 12:08 PM (NFX2v)

212 "41 men are killed in South African circumcision initiation ceremonies"

They should cut that out.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 12:08 PM (vFG9F)

213 They just don't make toilets like they used to.

Florida man sues Outback Steakhouse after toilet "shattered" beneath him
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 12:01 PM


Pffft. Happens to me regularly. Behold the power of my manly flatulentic emissions!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at December 31, 2025 12:09 PM (1y9Ku)

214 >>My prediction. Republicans are going to hold and gain 5 house seats and hold the Senate. The economy is going to click along at 3.8% or better and the interest on the debt will fall below 1 trillion.

I think the economy will do even better than 3.8%. Assuming Democrats don't shutdown the government again.

I also think the fraud issue is going to be a lot bigger issue than was even thought a few days ago. Stealing from American taxpayers is a fairly bi-partisan issue these days.

And Musk will be involved supporting Republican candidates who get with the America First program.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 12:09 PM (viF8m)

215 What's the average cost of childcare per child per month in Minnesota for someone not in on the scam?
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 12:00 PM (rj6Yv)

What you’re really asking is what does a white family pay for daycare?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


About $100 a day. $10 bucks an hour.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:09 PM (QGRvm)

216 Somalian toilets never blow up.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 12:10 PM (vFG9F)

217 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 12:10 PM (9c0bR)

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Gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

218
56 On a longer timeline: I predict that the new battleship class will never be built.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM

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Despite Trump using the term, they wouldn't be battleships, i.e. not large armoted ships with big guns. More like cruisers or heavy frigates.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 12:10 PM (VWtfl)

219 Predicting the future is a fool's errand. Hell, people can't even agree on the past.

That being said, I see 2026 as better than 2025 across the board. I feel some wind at our backs in crushing leftwing cockroaches and kicking our enemies in the bozack.

I though 2025 was pretty awesome, and I think 2026 will be even better.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 31, 2025 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

220 If what I've been seeing about China is correct, I wouldn't be surprised to see them collapse in 2026. Between real estate collapse, unemployment, horrible environmental messes and general government incompetence and corruption they may have reached an explosion point

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 12:10 PM (zNwXb)

221 Remember the Federal and state child care tax benefits and day care subsidies in play, too, at that time.

Now 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 12:11 PM (NFX2v)

222
And the 2020 redrawing brought the number of House seats that are actually winnable by the other parties down to a couple of dozen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 11:46 AM (GBKbO

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I saw Devin Nunes on the VDH show this morning. They talked about the likely problem of losing the House. Nunes said that out of the 435 congressional districts, only about 50 are actually contested. Expects a slim majority, at best +10 for either party.

Democrat motto: "I have a one vote majority and I know how to use it."


Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 31, 2025 12:11 PM (eJAK0)

223 Somalian toilets never blow up.
Posted by: fd


Somalis don't use toilets.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:11 PM (QGRvm)

224 Mere abysmal failure is no reason to end a government program.

California to Expand a $328 Million Homelessness Program, Despite Its Abysmal Failures

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 12:11 PM (L/fGl)

225 Prediction 2026

A Somalian will discover perpetual motion energy source and once again save the white man.

Posted by: MN Dem politicians at December 31, 2025 11:08 AM

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They all went to Minnesota to work on "Cold Fusion;" I wonder how many billions in grants they received for that?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 12:12 PM (uhTu8)

226 "Somalian toilets never blow up.
Posted by: fd

Somalis don't use toilets.
Posted by: rickb223"

I stand by my statement.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 12:13 PM (vFG9F)

227 224 "41 men are killed in South African circumcision initiation ceremonies"

They should cut that out.
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 12:08 PM

***
Nip it!

Posted by: B. Fife at December 31, 2025 12:13 PM (2Ez/1)

228 Predicting the future is a fool's errand.

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And we're just the guys to do it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 12:13 PM (L/fGl)

229 85 And no black people will be admitted to my swanky beach club.
Posted by: Sheldon Whitehouse at December 31, 2025 11:22 AM (2Ez/1)

Golf clap...

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 31, 2025 12:13 PM (w3u3d)

230 Will the women of Tehran start wearing miniskirts again like they were in 1970?

Posted by: Leg Alert at December 31, 2025 12:13 PM (oftw2)

231 Florida man sues Outback Steakhouse after toilet "shattered" beneath him

Shadoobie!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 31, 2025 12:13 PM (8WtOr)

232 Regular this morning at the Chevron was $4.27.

At the Chevron, Exxon, and Shell stations on the corner in my Houston neighborhood, all 3 were at $2.19 per gal.

California gas is so expensive because it is a special blend demanded by Cal law. With the refinery that blew up this year going off line completely in Jan 2026 and another in the first Q of 2026, Cal doesn't have enough refining ability to produce its special gas, and will have to import it from India. That has a lot to do with Cal's high gas prices.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 12:13 PM (Da7Vv)

233 212 "41 men are killed in South African circumcision initiation ceremonies"

They should cut that out.
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 12:08 PM (vFG9F)

All due to a tragic mistranslation - they thought “Izmel” meant “meat cleaver”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:14 PM (m7iZ5)

234 What's that ozone smell?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM (jc0TO)

235 They all went to Minnesota to work on "Cold Fusion;" I wonder how many billions in grants they received for that?
Posted by: ShainS


Flick proved cold fusion in A Christmas Story when he stuck his tongue to the flag pole.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM (QGRvm)

236
I reported this a few days ago. I heard an advertisement on a radio station (I think, and definitely not NPR) in which "Sesame Street" was begging for money. "Keep Elmo alive!", basically.

I smiled to think how filthy Childrens' Workshop must feel to have to grovel in the muck and filth (as they would see it) of the common commercial marketplace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM (xG4kz)

237 My 2026 prediction: Plentiful Seinfeld references in this here comment section. A Festivus for the restivus!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM (eD7Q0)

238 234 What's that ozone smell?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM


Ozone.

Posted by: The atmosphere at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)

239 "41 men are killed in South African circumcision initiation ceremonies"

They should cut that out.
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 12:08 PM


That's just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM (jc0TO)

240 I though 2025 was pretty awesome, and I think 2026 will be even better What he said

Posted by: doug at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (Hy+R4)

241 Yesterday whoever wrote about the Irish and shovels, Somalis and sticks was both amusing and on point.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (NFX2v)

242 211 CBS News, Local News
Study Finds MN Child Care Costs Jumped 60% During Pandemic
February 26, 2022 / 6:00 PM CST / CBS Minnesota

"Gov. Tim Walz is pushing for the legislature to make child care more affordable by boosting investments in childcare assistance programs.


They'll do anything but state accurately what they plan to do:
raise your taxes to pay for other people's childcare (at best). How spending more money equates to "more affordable" is left as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

243 Regular this morning at the Chevron was $4.27.



Wow. $2.19 at Wal Mart. $2.02 at Sam's this past weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (QGRvm)

244 I see good momentum on all fronts, but I am observing an overwhelming change of heart for the trans insanity.

I'm in a new England state that somehow has had Republican governors but we have zero Congressional representation...


The hospital I work in used to pound the DEI drum and the hallways would echo with transanity.. now. Not so much

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (61TgR)

245 I got some real problems with some of you people!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (2Ez/1)

246 242 211 CBS News, Local News
Study Finds MN Child Care Costs Jumped 60% During Pandemic
February 26, 2022 / 6:00 PM CST / CBS Minnesota

"Gov. Tim Walz is pushing for the legislature to make child care more affordable by boosting investments in childcare assistance programs.

They'll do anything but state accurately what they plan to do:
raise your taxes to pay for other people's childcare (at best). How spending more money equates to "more affordable" is left as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

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"We are the true capitalists. We increased the supply of childcare to bring down costs!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

247 About $100 a day. $10 bucks an hour.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:09 PM (QGRvm)

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Thanks, rick. $500 a week, not including early-late charges, per kid. Every family with kids in daycare should be outraged. Keep beating that horse, Dems.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 12:17 PM (rj6Yv)

248 No government spending could ever accurately be described as “investment”… Tim Walz is a retard supreme

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:17 PM (eD7Q0)

249 For those on social security and/or federal pensions, make sure you get a Payee Representative on your account(s) in the event you're unable to manage your financial affairs temporarily (i.e., hospitalized for a time) or permanently (i.e., assisted living). There are more and more instances of homes going into foreclosure & quick sale for those not able to independently manage their affairs.

------------------

This is important. The SSA doesn't recognize a general power of attorney document as automatically granting authority for someone to manage someone else's SS benefits. The Payee Representative doesn't automatically get that authority either, but will be the person contacted first and generally will be granted the authority.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 31, 2025 12:18 PM (1Au9i)

250 I got some real problems with some of you people!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 31, 2025 12:16 PM (2Ez/1)

Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you — legendary Japanese polemicist

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:19 PM (eD7Q0)

251 POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 12:19 PM (0U5gm)

252 242. They'll do anything but state accurately what they plan to do:
raise your taxes to pay for other people's childcare (at best). How spending more money equates to "more affordable" is left as an exercise for the reader.
Posted by: Archimedes

👍 You're seldom wrong.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 12:19 PM (NFX2v)

253 Gas is generally under $2.25 a gallon in this area, depending on location. Municipal tax comes into play as high as .10 a gallon. Best I have seen was just over $2 at a station with "member benefits".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 12:20 PM (gm9Sb)

254 Mere abysmal failure is no reason to end a government program.

California to Expand a $328 Million Homelessness Program, Despite Its Abysmal Failures

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 12:11 PM (L/fGl)

--------------

BREAKING: Califzuela Governor Gruesome Newscum Announces Plans To "Invest" $500 Billion In Permanent Sleeper Cars For The Homeless As Part Of His High Speed Rail Train To Nowhere Boondoggle.

/He will likely be The Democrat-Communist Nominee in '28 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 12:20 PM (uhTu8)

255
Bondi -- out. That should have happened immediately after her humiliating failure theater with giving "influencers" binders of Epstein evidence that had already been put out in public.

You were in the big leagues, lady. A kindergarten show-n-tell exercise was never going to cut it. You should have known better than to have run your flapping yap in front of cameras without possessing a clear picture of what you had and when it could go public.

That was an immediate firing offense anywhere else and yet, there she still is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 12:21 PM (xG4kz)

256 Mere abysmal failure is no reason to end a government program.

California to Expand a $328 Million Homelessness Program, Despite Its Abysmal Failures



Pfffffft.

Posted by: High Speed Rail at December 31, 2025 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

257 254 /He will likely be The Democrat-Communist Nominee in '28 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 12:20 PM (uhTu

======

All the Democrats who fled CA because of him won't vote for him in the primary.

Plus, you know, Kamala is the only one with significant black support, and black voters make up a very large share of the Democrat primary electorate, especially in SC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

258 go long on locking gas caps for sale in CA.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Or: Place a gallon gas can in the truck bed pre loaded with gasoline and sugar.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 31, 2025 12:21 PM (4wNax)

259 over $2 at a station with "member benefits".
Posted by: bill in arkansas

The Paolo has, how you say, "member benefits" at each home he visits.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 31, 2025 12:22 PM (oftw2)

260
No government spending could ever accurately be as “investment”… Tim Walz is a retard supreme
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Have you not been listening? Hacks on both sides of the aisle have been touting gubmint spending as "investment" for decades now -- at all levels of gubmint and across all localities.

And we never, ever have called them out on that blatant lie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 12:24 PM (xG4kz)

261 Ace is up

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 12:24 PM (QGRvm)

262 In 2026 California will be housing all the millionaires who's houses burned in last year's LA Fire, on the Bullet Train to nowhere. They'll make a TV series of it to recoup the expenses.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 12:25 PM (Da7Vv)

263 "41 men are killed in South African circumcision initiation ceremonies"

They should cut that out.
Posted by: fd
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Pfft.

Posted by: David, holding up sack of 200 foreskins at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

264
So the amount of fraud in red states has to be significant. Not all of the red states, but Georgia and Arizona would be two to look at closely.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 31, 2025 11:40 AM (4GFH7)




Alaska. The Murkowski and Begich families could benefit from a public audit...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 12:29 PM (y9nCu)

265 Ace is up
Posted by: rickb223
[stretches, yawns, slurps life-giving coffee]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 12:30 PM (XeU6L)

266 My 2026 prediction: Plentiful Seinfeld references in this here comment section. A Festivus for the restivus!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 12:15 PM (eD7Q0)

--------------

Over/Under on Prometheus reference threads == 300, over half of them by TJM.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 12:32 PM (uhTu8)

267 Open a gas station in Yuma or Bullhead City AZ. Post your gas price as required, but post a disclaimer that it doesn't apply to CA plates. When they pull up, send out an auctioneer.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 31, 2025 11:44 AM (gm9Sb)

Hah! I'd love to watch that unfold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:37 PM (8zz6B)

268 Regular this morning at the Chevron was $4.27. Diesel was 90 cents more.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 11:58 AM (2WIwB)

Best local gas price here in AJ is 2.79; 3.09 just down the road. Wickiup AZ? 4.99

Word to the wise: if you travel Hwy. 93 between PHX and Las Vegas, never think of buying fuel in Wickiup. It's a racket there.
Fuel in Kingman was 2.59

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:55 PM (8zz6B)

269 2025 was a massive hit. Seriously, who would have predicted a closed border and 2.5 million illegals, including hundreds of thousands of gang members and criminals, sent packing? Me, I expected we might be able to get a couple hundred k deported and maybe reduce border crossings to what they were during the previous Trump administration.

That alone is a titanic win. Monumental. Because it showed that the problem was NEVER the laws, and we could always turn off the tap whenever we want. Illegal immigration was a choice we made. Not we, THEM. republicans and democrats. They decided, contrary to simply stop enforcing the law or taking it seriously. Best of all, there is no way back. At least they can't use that ploy again on us.

Posted by: Green Shades at December 31, 2025 02:46 PM (ZBykU)

270 The deportations are what is causing housing prices to decline. That 2.5 million illegals were living somewhere. It is also helping the budget deficit. It will reduce Medicaid costs.

Posted by: Green Shades at December 31, 2025 02:48 PM (ZBykU)

271 What dragging the U.S, down is states like California, New York, Illinois, and Washington. They are functionally broke and will show zero economic growth going forward. Until and unless they change their many, many broken laws and policies, there is no hope there. No hope of economic growth.

Posted by: Green Shades at December 31, 2025 02:51 PM (ZBykU)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Spencer Husband.jpg

Young Husband: First Marketing
Lilly Martin Spencer

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Foist! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

2 G'morning Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (O7YUW)

3 Gonna need a bigger basket.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (98kQX)

4 The Young Husband's hat is kinda flat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

5 Bah Humbug to marketing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (7aioM)

6 I don't see any tampons in the basket.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (XvL8K)

7 Based on the heels, I assume the 'wife' is in the top hat?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (ExV1e)

8 This would be more appealing if he was wearing his Julian Sayin jersey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (7aioM)

9 Nice heels

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (NwnyJ)

10 Except for the hat, Young Husband has a strange resemblance to yours truly. Not that I dress all in black very often.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

11 I like the old-timey Nelson Muntz behind him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (BI5O2)

12

Boy, is he in trouble...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (YQ2Mz)

13 Deserves what he gets for putting all his eggs in one basket.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

14 He's got his hand on those thighs!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (QGRvm)

15 It's no Art Frahm.

IFKYK

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (wbDAs)

16 Who is the sardonic-looking toff behind him with the umbrella?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

17 The young wife was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

18 Looks like Wolfus shopping in N'awlins to me. Nice boots!

Posted by: The Shoemaker's Daughter, Ready To Give Her Awl at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (oftw2)

19 The Young Husband's hat is kinda flat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

And contains a pocket dimensions where the rest of Young Husband's head resides.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (ftFVW)

20 I was not familiar with that artist . I like it. Thanks . Amusing and sweet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (uA11f)

21 Ah, he’s still in the early, PW phase of marriage.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

22
His head is way too large.

Posted by: Auspex at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (mNhIh)

23 I remember when heels like that were popular.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (GPa4z)

24 The guy in the background (especially) and the lady in the far background both seem suspicious… like they’re considering relieving hat guy of his load of plenty. They’re up to no good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (xT8gx)

25 I don't see any tampons in the basket.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Based on those heels he's wearing, his "wife" won't have abplace to put them. IYKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (QGRvm)

26 Boy, is he in trouble...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 31, 2025


***
"I told you, get the BROWN eggs! And this chicken is too old. Do I have to do everything myself?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

27 She sent him out to buy feminine hygiene products so he's hurrying along.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (WPL6O)

28 The newly wedded man was in a fit.
When he got home he'd surely Get It.
For the hapless young fool
used the Five Second Rule
on streets that were covered in shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (06Hmj)

29 He forgot the ribs. She won't be pleased.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (0sNs1)

30 Spencer portrayed the unvarnished reality of male-female relationships in this painting, which chronicles the travails of early married life. Here, the unseen young wife is not in full command of her kitchen, having sent her young husband out to procure the groceries—a task for which he is evidently not qualified. Using her own husband as a model, Spencer depicted the man stumbling down the street and attempting to hold on to the items in his overflowing basket, attracting gazes from at least one onlooker and suffering a public humiliation. Spencer depicted in humorous terms a real social anxiety of the time: that of setting up a household and running it efficiently.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (sKqQm)

31 Should have chosen plastic bags with handles.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

32 Love this. Thanks for introducing us to new artists CBD.

Posted by: Tuna at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (lJ0H4)

33 Ah, he’s still in the early, PW phase of marriage.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

My wife shops, but I try to do it whenever possible. She's a menace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (BI5O2)

34 Even the heels on my cowboy boots are not that high.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

35 Marketing

Product Placement Pricing and Promotion
Timing also helps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (gbOdA)

36 That's my hat!

Posted by: The Hambuglar at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

37 The sneer on the face of the man in the background reminds me of a Punch cartoon from (I believe) the 1860s, showing a man in full Victorian regalia holding his young daughter with one hand and carrying her doll in the other.

Because that sort of fatherly affection in public was thought to be unmanly, the title of the cartoon was True Courage.

I see the same dynamic here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (ufSfZ)

38 Check out the floosy showing her ankles in the background. Hubba, hubba.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (ftFVW)

39 Nebech.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (bU1Ea)

40 The MET

Title:
Young Husband: First Marketing
Artist:
Lilly Martin Spencer (1822–1902)
Date:
1854
Culture:
American
Medium:
Oil on canvas
Dimensions:
29 1/2 x 24 3/4 in. (74.9 x 62.9 cm)

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (gbOdA)

41 first man period

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (EyfuW)

42 Satyr cruising the sidewalks in the background.

Likes to play the Pan flute, IYKWIM.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 31, 2025 09:37 AM (w9Wax)

43 I do think having a basket like that is rather precarious. My favorite baskets are the smaller ones on wheels at the local market which also include a place where you can put your cup of coffee. The local market has a coffee place as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 09:37 AM (uA11f)

44 You shouldn't buy a month's worth of fresh vegetables and meat in an era when refrigeration depended on a slab of ice in a poorly insulated box.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 09:37 AM (tfChy)

45 29 He forgot the ribs. She won't be pleased.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (0sNs1)

Well the were for her pleasure!

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

46 Every time I see the name "Spencer" I imagine Avery Brooks growling out the name in his wonderful voice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 09:38 AM (7aioM)

47 Posted by: Tuna at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (lJ0H4)

My pleasure...and she is new to me too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 09:38 AM (n9ltV)

48 Boobies? Would not hang.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (nljXp)

49 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The sardonic-looking toff behind him with the umbrella at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

50 Just how many eggs does he think they're going to eat in the next few days?

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (ftFVW)

51 34 Even the heels on my cowboy boots are not that high.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

We don't believe you.

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)

52 Nebech.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (bU1Ea)

Nebbish?

My favorite definition is: Someone you forget to introduce at a cocktail party.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (n9ltV)

53 A stormy day in -- America? England? Spencer was born in England in 1822 but grew up in Ohio.

Not only is Young Husband trying to keep the goods in the basket, he's doing it in the rain. I hope Young Wife is appreciative.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

54 Is the crazed glass quality a function of the materials used for the painting?

Posted by: Oglebay at December 31, 2025 09:40 AM (GPa4z)

55 I imagine the dickhead behind him saying "Egg drop soup tonight, then, is it?".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:40 AM (06Hmj)

56 Because that sort of fatherly affection in public was thought to be unmanly, the title of the cartoon was True Courage.

I see the same dynamic here.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 09:36 AM (ufSfZ

Yep, it made me laugh.

It's like in Republican Rome, when a patrician was known to love his wife, other patricians would taunt him for it.

"Oh, look at Quintus! Quintus loves his wife! What a homo!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 09:40 AM (BI5O2)

57 Alternate title:

"Husband Loses Wager With Wife at "Go Fish" and Now Must Wear Her High-Heeled Shoes, Panties, and Bra For the Rest of the Week"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

58 Yer doing it wrong!

Posted by: The Wife at December 31, 2025 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

59 Every time I see the name "Spencer" I imagine Avery Brooks growling out the name in his wonderful voice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025


***
Hawk is a larger-than-life character. Yet Brooks not only made it work but inhabited the role. We've had interesting Spensers in TV movies since then -- but nobody has come close to Brooks's Hawk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

60 Only steal what fits in the basket. First principle of 'hood shopping.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 31, 2025 09:43 AM (KiBMU)

61 "Husband Loses Wager With Wife at "Go Fish" and Now Must Wear Her High-Heeled Shoes, Panties, and Bra For the Rest of the Week"

Posted by: naturalfake

He's OK!

Posted by: Lumberjack Chorus at December 31, 2025 09:43 AM (oftw2)

62 I don't see any tampons in the basket.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


***********

Here There Be Monsters - a limerick

There was a young husband named Merrill
Did some shopping for his lovely wife, Beryl
And in typical newlywed style
he found the feminine hygiene aisle
To be a No-Man's Land of great peril

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 09:43 AM (/iMjX)

63 Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at December 31, 2025 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

64 You shouldn't buy a month's worth of fresh vegetables and meat in an era when refrigeration depended on a slab of ice in a poorly insulated box.
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025


***
True. This shopping expedition might be for a family party, though, so more goodies are required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

65 Always making the white husband the butt of the jokes.

Posted by: JML at December 31, 2025 09:45 AM (6HEw5)

66 Takes me forever to find things when I go grocery shopping.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

67 InstaCart: the analog years.

Posted by: Tech History at December 31, 2025 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

68 First Marketing

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First MBA graduate?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 09:46 AM (idUt2)

69 Slim Jims had yet to be invented.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

70 I know a dude whose head is massive like this young husband.

They had to custom craft a football helmet for this guy because his melon wouldn't fit in the standard sizes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 09:46 AM (nljXp)

71 Don't like it - looks French.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

72 I guess you don't know Art Frahm.

He often painted this subject, except:

Grocery shopper is female, leggy, and stacked
A breeze is blowing up her skirt.
Her granny panties have fallen to her ankles.
Celery is falling out of her paper bag.

Optional: She's walking a yapping little dog on a leash, adding to the chaos.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 31, 2025 09:47 AM (wbDAs)

73 My favorite definition is: Someone you forget to introduce at a cocktail party.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


*********

If you're at a cocktail party and don't know who the nebbish is, YOU are the nebbish.


(Don't ask me how I know)

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 09:47 AM (/iMjX)

74 Am I the only one whose first impression was of Jekyll and Hyde?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 09:47 AM (idUt2)

75 (Insert YouTube ad for Factor here.)

Posted by: Sponsored by at December 31, 2025 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

76 Don't like it - looks French.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025

??? Where are the Arab rapists?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 09:48 AM (BI5O2)

77 They had to custom craft a football helmet for this guy because his melon wouldn't fit in the standard sizes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Never had that problem, myself.

Posted by: Schlitzie the Pinhead at December 31, 2025 09:48 AM (oftw2)

78 *If you're at a cocktail party and don't know who the nebbish is, YOU are the nebbish.*


You can call me Al.

Posted by: Paul Simon at December 31, 2025 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

79 The young husband may have cocked-up the first marketing, but you should have seen the boy operate on the first night.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

80 To me guy behind the newly married man is about to get rob him
I like the painting

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 09:49 AM (leiJl)

81 Guest to cocktail party hostess: I'm going to leave early, I'm feeling a little nebbish tonight.

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 09:49 AM (/iMjX)

82 Nicely done painting. From an artist new to me. Captures emotions very well with a brush and pigment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 09:49 AM (u82oZ)

83 pickpockets runnin' game.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 09:50 AM (R11M+)

84 "Nebbish."

Is this about me?

Posted by: Billy Joel at December 31, 2025 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

85
He carries that basket fey-ly

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:52 AM (xG4kz)

86
Aren't Nebbish those black licorice candies?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:53 AM (xG4kz)

87 ??? Where are the Arab rapists?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 09:48 AM (BI5O2)
====

That guy in back looks creepy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

88
If you're at a cocktail party and don't know who the nebbish is, YOU are the nebbish.


Jugdesh and his companions agree.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

89 Might I go off topic before 100, but we're headed to MD Anderson now for Mrs' tests... bone density, PET scan, bone biopsy, additional blood tests... then later today meeting with team and financial person...

Did I mention that cancer sucks?
Thanks to so many here who make me laugh a bit.

Posted by: man at December 31, 2025 09:54 AM (XuXeR)

90 30 my grandfather used to draw the kitchen window curtains so no one would see him doing the dishes.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 09:54 AM (R11M+)

91 He's bringing lunch to feed the children of coler down at the Learing Center.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Etc. And So On at December 31, 2025 09:54 AM (oftw2)

92 Does anyone have a couple of Serrano chiles I can borrow?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 09:55 AM (n9ltV)

93 I guess high heels were the style at the time.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 09:55 AM (jc0TO)

94 So...even in the 19th century popular culture was depicting husbands as clueless?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 09:55 AM (kgE5c)

95 91 He's bringing lunch to feed the children of coler down at the Learing Center.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Etc. And So On at December 31, 2025 09:54 AM (oftw2)

Choler? They'll be downright dyspeptic after their first bowl of salmonella salad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:56 AM (06Hmj)

96
He tried going around and giving the folks the high hat, but he failed to check what he donned every day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:56 AM (xG4kz)

97 Nicely done painting. From an artist new to me.

Captures emotions very well with a brush and pigment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 09:49 AM (u82oZ)


Anyone can do that.

Try painting with a brush and pig.

Posted by: Jackson Pollock at December 31, 2025 09:56 AM (iJfKG)

98 Does anyone have a couple of Serrano chiles I can borrow?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 09:55 AM


*checks coat pockets*

I got a Carolina Reaper I can spare.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 09:56 AM (kgE5c)

99 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:57 AM (gbOdA)

100
Puerto Rican fence climbing boots, I've heard them called

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:57 AM (xG4kz)

101 Lilly Martin Spencer born in England of French parents, moved to America when she was 8, settling in Marietta, OH, which at the time was the gateway to the west.

Painted from her home, with her husband as her business manager. Moved to NYC in her middle years.

I like her self portrait, painted in the 1840s.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM (KiBMU)

102 Pete in Texas

Thank you for the mention of Art Frahm. He is an artist I can get on the floor and look up to. his art.
Just imagine what he could do with thongs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM (u82oZ)

103
My favorite definition is: Someone you forget to introduce at a cocktail party.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


You Can Call Me Al


>The famously funny yet enigmatic chorus, Simon said, came from a funny memory of going to a party at the New York apartment of Pierre Boulez, the conductor-composer. Simon and his first wife Peggy arrived, meeting their host at the door, who evidently had no clue who they were. Boulez introduced them to his guests as “Al and Betty.”


And now you know the rest of the story... good day!

Posted by: Paul Harvey's voice at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

104 I wonder if he paid retail.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM (g8Ew8)

105 I see Walz's daughter it claiming that investigating the Somali fraudsters is unfair and dangerous.

Odd...I remember in 2024 being told repeatedly that if someone had done nothing wrong they had nothing to fear from a government investigation or the media demonizing them.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM (sKqQm)

106 I got a Carolina Reaper I can spare.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 09:56 AM (kgE5c)


I thought the Jamaican Death Turd was the latest hottest pepper.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM (ExV1e)

107
100


A college friend from Rhode Island called them that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

108 Puerto Rican fence climbing boots, I've heard them called
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:57 AM


Cuba roach stompers. No escape in the corner of the room.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 09:59 AM (jc0TO)

109 My chapeau is a grower, not a shower.

Posted by: Young Husband at December 31, 2025 09:59 AM (wVcYX)

110 Wait till the sun shines Nellie

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:59 AM (gbOdA)

111 Posted by: man at December 31, 2025 09:54 AM (XuXeR)

I'm sorry that things are so difficult.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 09:59 AM (uA11f)

112 my grandfather used to draw the kitchen window curtains so no one would see him doing the dishes.
Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 09:54 AM (R11M+)


There's an old Andy Capp cartoon where Andy calls on his mate Chalkie to go down to the pub. Chalkie says that he won't, because he feels guilty about going off and having fun while his wife is in bed with the flu. "Suit yourself," Andy shrugs, and the last panel is of Chalkie doing dishes and saying, "'E's a smashin' mate. 'E likes me in spite of me virtues."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 09:59 AM (ufSfZ)

113
I got a Carolina Reaper I can spare.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 09:56 AM (kgE5c)`

We grew those last summer..... Husband who eats Habaneros easily , could only eat a tiny piece...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 09:59 AM (VE6XX)

114 I think there is a round thing on the pavement, an onion, shallot, potato, something, in front of the sideways boot. It is what is giving the boot that high-heel look.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 31, 2025 10:00 AM (KiBMU)

115 66 Takes me forever to find things when I go grocery shopping.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

And just when you've managed to memorize where most everything is, "they" move it all around . . .

Posted by: capercaillie4901 at December 31, 2025 10:00 AM (f1WVr)

116 Everyone looks pretty gay.

NTTAWWT!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 10:00 AM (cYBz/)

117 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:00 AM (u82oZ)

118 >>>I got a Carolina Reaper I can spare.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 09:56 AM (kgE5c)

I thought the Jamaican Death Turd was the latest hottest pepper.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

>It's not the X pepper? That's about my limit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 10:01 AM (nljXp)

119 Those broken duck eggs make me sad.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:01 AM (jc0TO)

120 I like the contrast of his black clothes and colors of the vegetables in his basket . Also, it's interesting the way the stairs are painted. I will have to look up some of that painters other work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (uA11f)

121
I see Art Frahm was a Documentary Painter depicting the Great Age of Lost Panties occurring in the 1950s.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

122
And now you know the rest of the story... good day!

Posted by: Paul Harvey's voice


I cannot abide Chevy Chase in the video unconvincingly acting as though he was playing that horn.

I larfed when I read that he was butthurt for not having been asked to be part of the SNL50 event. Read the room, pal: NO ONE LIKES YOU.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (xG4kz)

123 I guess you don't know Art Frahm.

He often painted this subject, except:

Grocery shopper is female, leggy, and stacked
A breeze is blowing up her skirt.
Her granny panties have fallen to her ankles.
Celery is falling out of her paper bag.

Optional: She's walking a yapping little dog on a leash, adding to the chaos.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 31, 2025


***
I want a calendar of that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (wzUl9)

124 Been reading Lois Macmaster Bujold's Penric & Desdemona Novellas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (u82oZ)

125 "Give her the arugala" he said leeringly.

Posted by: DaveA at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (FhXTo)

126 Supermarkets change their layouts and move stuff around just to befuddle us senior citizens. Makes me want to thrash the manager with my Hurrycane!

Posted by: Old Fossil at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (oftw2)

127 The other guy is saying " Ha, you are whipped bro!"

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (YwEeS)

128 I love the smell of burning Somali tires in the morning!

Posted by: Walz's wife at December 31, 2025 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

129 Got chores.

Have a great day, everyone.

May there be smiting of the enemies of Civilization and Art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:03 AM (u82oZ)

130 Bet You Thought I was Going To Say Something Else - a limerick

He went out in designer-numbered boots
Wearing his finest three-piece umber suit
And to top it off he said,
"I'll keep the rain off my head
With a nice British gentleman's...



...umbrella!"

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 10:03 AM (/iMjX)

131 I don't see any black eyed peas in that basket.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 10:03 AM (sDNVV)

132
I see Art Frahm was a Documentary Painter depicting the Great Age of Lost Panties occurring in the 1950s.

Posted by: naturalfake


Underwear gnome adjacent, he was

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 10:03 AM (xG4kz)

133 His expedition to Tibet was easier.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

134 77 zippy.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:04 AM (R11M+)

135 I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with umber suit!

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)

136 I cannot abide Chevy Chase in the video unconvincingly acting as though he was playing that horn.

I larfed when I read that he was butthurt for not having been asked to be part of the SNL50 event. Read the room, pal: NO ONE LIKES YOU.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM


John Belushi; Don't look back in anger.

https://youtu.be/64LJXqyZCek

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:04 AM (jc0TO)

137 Takes me forever to find things when I go grocery shopping.
Posted by: Bulg

I like to do the grocery shopping and don't have too much trouble finding items - BUT, I shop by color and shape of packaging. If they change the products' looks, I'm completely lost.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 10:04 AM (cYBz/)

138 I thought the Jamaican Death Turd was the latest hottest pepper.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 09:58 AM


Sounds more like the result of a Jamaican eating a few Carolina Reapers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2025 10:04 AM (kgE5c)

139 as my hasidic/ sephartic non- practising wife used to say, "he's a joo bob>"

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:05 AM (R11M+)

140 Corner of Mott and Prince, lower east side.

Posted by: front toward enemy at December 31, 2025 10:05 AM (TIizU)

141
Celery is falling out of her paper bag


The celery, of course, stands in for the penis that took her virginity

-- your local snooty art critic what knows art

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 10:05 AM (xG4kz)

142 I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with umber suit!
Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)

bumbershoot?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:05 AM (wVcYX)

143 This is another one of her paintings. Very detailed dress. I like it:

https://tinyurl.com/37bsxrzr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 10:06 AM (uA11f)

144 86 snaps> nibs

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:06 AM (R11M+)

145 Apparently, the big cultural event in Hollywood in 2026 is going to be a Brittney Spears biopic, and the Free Press speculation is Sydney Sweeney will star.

There you go, you now know all about what teenage girls will be buzzing about later in the new year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:06 AM (oqhSb)

146 This painting is perfect for the King of the Hill quote.

French women invented soccer to give them something to do while their husbands cooked dinner.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:07 AM (KDPiq)

147 If a tranny goes missing, do they put the picture on a carton of Half-n-Half?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:08 AM (QGRvm)

148 134 77 zippy.
Posted by: cmeat

Schlitzie was a real Pinhead from carnivals and freak shows. He is featured in the 1932 movie "Freaks". A gentle soul.

Posted by: Tod Browning at December 31, 2025 10:08 AM (oftw2)

149 I don't see any black eyed peas in that basket.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 10:03 AM (sDNVV)
==================
Hey! Standing right over here!

Posted by: Will.I.Am at December 31, 2025 10:08 AM (oqhSb)

150 The somali "Quality Learing Center"?

The sign isn't the only thing misspelled.

The address on the door? 1411 Nicolet

The address on their license? 1411 Nicollet Ave.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:09 AM (QGRvm)

151 From wiki: Lilly Martin Spencer was the most popular genre painter of her time. And had 17 children, 7 of which lived to adulthood.

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2025 10:09 AM (u82oZ)

152 Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:05 AM (wVcYX)

That actually sounds like a real word. Is it? If not, make something up!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 10:09 AM (uA11f)

153
Nibs

Snaps were the licorice tubes with colored exterior surfaces

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 10:09 AM (xG4kz)

154 106 scotch bonnets.
i grow 7pot brain strain. plenty tuff.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:10 AM (R11M+)

155 I was today years old when I learnt that a bumbershoot is an umbrella.

Muldoon got me. Ha!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:10 AM (wVcYX)

156
If a tranny goes missing, do they put the picture on a carton of Half-n-Half?

Posted by: rickb223


Shut 'er down -- comment of the day right there!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 10:11 AM (xG4kz)

157 Apparently, the big cultural event in Hollywood in 2026 is going to be a Brittney Spears biopic, and the Free Press speculation is Sydney Sweeney will star.

There you go, you now know all about what teenage girls will be buzzing about later in the new year.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:06 AM (oqhSb)

Do teenage girls give a shit about Britney Spears? She was at her peak fame before most teenagers today were born.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 10:11 AM (9c0bR)

158 French women invented soccer to give them something to do while their husbands cooked dinner.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:07 AM (KDPiq)

Old German saying: Young German women get married so they'll have something to keep them busy while waiting for the right man to come along.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 10:11 AM (g8Ew8)

159 I like to do the grocery shopping and don't have too much trouble finding items - BUT, I shop by color and shape of packaging. If they change the products' looks, I'm completely lost.
Posted by: Tonypete


Sam's. Pre-cooked bacon crumbles.
Went from a black bag to a predominantly white bag. I walked past them 3 times.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:11 AM (QGRvm)

160 I too cary all the bags in one trip. Regardless if the number is 3, 3500, infinity. One trip. Worldwide masculinity depends on this and I shall not falter.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:12 AM (tfRlN)

161 Love it!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 10:12 AM (DgMqy)

162 I saw a guy, tzitzit and hat grocery shopping yesterday in ETEX..

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2025 10:13 AM (Slgjz)

163 160 Absolutely

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 10:13 AM (YwEeS)

164 112 classic.
vicar, "off to the red lion, i suppose? beer isn't everything, andy."
capp, (to the reader) "''es right, you know- but it's way ahead of whatever's in second place."

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:14 AM (R11M+)

165 I don’t remember Britney being particularly busty. Not as busty as Sydney, anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

166 >>>scotch bonnets.

Scotch bonnets are very tasty. Flavor is usually more desirable than heat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 10:15 AM (nljXp)

167 What's a Britney Spear?

Posted by: Teenage girls at December 31, 2025 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

168 Looks like an early Susquehanna Hat, made before their move to their new factory on Fluegel Street.

Posted by: Little Girls With Little Curls at December 31, 2025 10:16 AM (oftw2)

169 I was today years old when I learnt that a bumbershoot is an umbrella.

You can have me hat or me bumbershoo -
But you better never bother with me ol' bam-boo!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (ufSfZ)

170 165 I don’t remember Britney being particularly busty. Not as busty as Sydney, anyway.
Posted by: Bulg


You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)

171 The Merciless Hot Pepper of Quetzalsacatenango, also known as the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper. They're "grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum."

Posted by: Clancy Wiggum, Chili Enthusiast at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (FfkWi)

172 I too cary all the bags in one trip. Regardless if the number is 3, 3500, infinity. One trip. Worldwide masculinity depends on this and I shall not falter.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:12 AM (tfRlN)

I use a basket cart. I'm too old for pride.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (g8Ew8)

173 Then again the yuuutes are into retro stuff now. So maybe Britney is popular once again.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (9c0bR)

174 too cary all the bags in one trip. Regardless if the number is 3, 3500, infinity. One trip. Worldwide masculinity depends on this and I shall not falter.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:12 AM (tfRlN)

Reminds me of the vid at the grocery store exit where a guy confronts another guy who just exited carrying a couple of plastic grocery bags in one hand. The empty handed guy became aggressive and the grocery bag guy laid him out while still calmly holding his bags . That’s masculine carrying.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (KDPiq)

175 cow peas rock. love 'em.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (R11M+)

176 Nebbish?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (n9ltV)
-

Same thing but yours is the pronunciation for people who cannot pronounce a guttural "ch".

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 10:18 AM (QK0jY)

177 They will put an entire damn salad, crammed into a plastic container just like that. And then give you a packet of dressing. You have to eat half the greens before you even have workspace to mix in the dressing. And then a few leaves always jump out in a futile escape attempt. Sad.

Some people will put the dressing in a separate spot and dip the leaves one at a time, but those people are insane and should be shot.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:18 AM (tfRlN)

178 *Looks like an early Susquehanna Hat, made before their move to their new factory on Fluegel Street.*


I wore it better.

Posted by: Zorro at December 31, 2025 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)

179 Look Fat! I made it possible to carry $300 worth of groceries at one time. Yet MAGATS still complain!

Posted by: Dessicated Husk In Wilmington at December 31, 2025 10:19 AM (oftw2)

180 You can have me hat or me bumbershoo -
But you better never bother with me ol' bam-boo!


Ladies use a parasol!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 10:19 AM (DgMqy)

181 was today years old when I learnt that a bumbershoot is an umbrella.………

I was well into adulthood when Calvin and Hobbes taught me the definition of spelunking.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:19 AM (KDPiq)

182 171 The Merciless Hot Pepper of Quetzalsacatenango, also known as the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper. They're "grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum."

Posted by: Clancy Wiggum, Chili Enthusiast at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (FfkWi)

=======

They say he carved it himself...from a bigger spoon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

183 Too many here don't get one of the main rules of marriage. The first time she tells you to do something, fcuk it up so badly she never wants you to do it again. The siht you hear will be worth it.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 10:21 AM (s0JqF)

184 "They will put an entire damn salad, crammed into a plastic container just like that. And then give you a packet of dressing. You have to eat half the greens before you even have workspace to mix in the dressing. And then a few leaves always jump out in a futile escape attempt. Sad."



First World Problems are on Sunday.

Posted by: COB out front should have told you at December 31, 2025 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

185 You guys still shop for groceries in person?

Have that shit delivered. Whatever the delivery fee and tip cost is, well worth it given the time saved.

Bonus: zero bags to lift. 😃

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 10:21 AM (9c0bR)

186 Too many here don't get one of the main rules of marriage. The first time she tells you to do something, fcuk it up so badly she never wants you to do it again. The siht you hear will be worth it.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 10:21 AM (s0JqF)

+1. I never had to fold towels again.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:22 AM (KDPiq)

187 167 am i allowed to say "20bucks... sait?"

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:22 AM (R11M+)

188 People got screen shots of the hours of operation for the Quality Learing Center on MapQuest.

Before, it was listed as 6am to 10pm
Then, for no reason at all, yesterday it changed to ... 2pm to 10pm.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 10:22 AM (HXT0k)

189 I too cary all the bags in one trip. Regardless if the number is 3, 3500, infinity. One trip. Worldwide masculinity depends on this and I shall not falter.
Posted by: banana Dream


**********

Yep. With a gallon jug of milk dangling from my pinky finger...

...and close the car door with my foot.

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 10:22 AM (/iMjX)

190 The guy with the umbrella looks like he is thinking "pussy whipped".
Like it though, would hang . Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:23 AM (zNwXb)

191 Paris is fallen, London is fallen, and tomorrow NYC's new Mayor will be sworn in on a Koran. Time to panic, yet?

Posted by: Hiding in NC at December 31, 2025 10:23 AM (oftw2)

192 "They will put an entire damn salad, crammed into a plastic container just like that. And then give you a packet of dressing. You have to eat half the greens before you even have workspace to mix in the dressing. And then a few leaves always jump out in a futile escape attempt. Sad."



First World Problems are on Sunday.
Posted by: COB out front should have told you



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:23 AM (QGRvm)

193 The Merciless Hot Pepper of Quetzalsacatenango, also known as the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper. They're "grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum."

Posted by: Clancy Wiggum, Chili Enthusiast at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (FfkWi)

LOL.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 10:24 AM (g8Ew8)

194 Paris is fallen, London is fallen, and tomorrow NYC's new Mayor will be sworn in on a Koran. Time to panic, yet?
Posted by: Hiding in NC


You only panic when your firing pin breaks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:24 AM (QGRvm)

195 ...and close the car door with my foot.
Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 10:22 AM (/iMjX)


A real man would have the car door close itself after giving it a stern glance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 10:24 AM (ExV1e)

196 Only time I don’t carry all my groceries out is when I buy more than one case of water .

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:24 AM (KDPiq)

197 Back in the 70s, my great grandma and my mom went to buy kosher chicken for Pesach at a market in Squirrel Hill, which is the Jewish section of Pittsburgh. The place was totally packed with ladies shopping for Pesach, and she was worried she wouldn't get her chicken. She says to mom "B," she says, "these Jews have entirely too much power."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:25 AM (BI5O2)

198
183 Too many here don't get one of the main rules of marriage. The first time she tells you to do something, fcuk it up so badly she never wants you to do it again. The siht you hear will be worth it.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 10:21 AM


As we all learned from Calvin and Hobbes long ago:

https://tinyurl.com/47sxn3ew

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

199 People got screen shots of the hours of operation for the Quality Learing Center on MapQuest.

Before, it was listed as 6am to 10pm
Then, for no reason at all, yesterday it changed to ... 2pm to 10pm.

LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Check the operating hours on their license.
10 pm is no bueno.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:25 AM (QGRvm)

200 Paris is fallen, London is fallen, and tomorrow NYC's new Mayor will be sworn in on a Koran. Time to panic, yet?
Posted by: Hiding in NC

NYC fell long ago.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:25 AM (KDPiq)

201 +1. I never had to fold towels again.

I'm excluded from any part of the process that happens between the Throw It In The Hamper and Put Your Clean Clothes Away phases.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 10:25 AM (DgMqy)

202 Andrew Torba @BasedTorba

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Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (P5BPp)

203 Paris is fallen, London is fallen, and tomorrow NYC's new Mayor will be sworn in on a Koran. Time to panic, yet?
Posted by: Hiding in NC at December 31, 2025 10:23 AM (oftw2)

Hell no. Break out the popcorn!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (g8Ew8)

204 Paris is fallen, London is fallen, and tomorrow NYC's new Mayor will be sworn in on a Koran. Time to panic, yet?
Posted by: Hiding in NC at December 31, 2025 10:23 AM (oftw2)
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A Koran, and the ceremony will happen in an abandoned subway station last used in 1946. Why? No one knows.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (eK/uX)

205 196 Only time I don’t carry all my groceries out is when I buy more than one case of water .
Posted by: Opinion fact

You pay good money for, then carry water around? That shit weighs 8 lbs. per gallon! No running water in your house? You'll never get rich paying for water like that!

Posted by: Frugal Freda at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (oftw2)

206 Koran, and the ceremony will happen in an abandoned subway station last used in 1946. Why? No one knows.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (eK/uX)

Hamas likes tunnels?

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:28 AM (KDPiq)

207 178 *Looks like an early Susquehanna Hat, made before their move to their new factory on Fluegel Street.*


I wore it better.
Posted by: Zorro at December 31, 2025 10:19 AM


Ahem.

Posted by: Melania at the inauguration at December 31, 2025 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

208 Zippy the Pinhead was used by The Ramones for the song "Pinhead" . Saw them in concert once and he came on stage

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (zNwXb)

209 Paris is fallen, London is fallen, and tomorrow NYC's new Mayor will be sworn in on a Koran. Time to panic, yet?
Posted by: Hiding in NC at December 31, 2025 10:23 AM (oftw2)
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A Koran, and the ceremony will happen in an abandoned subway station last used in 1946. Why? No one knows.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (eK/uX)

Beneath the planet of the apes set?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

210 Our local Kroger's decided to completely rearrange every store. The new layout makes zero sense. Every non-frozen or refrigerated product has been moved. Even canned vegetables are scattered about, and not in their own aisle.

But the junk food and soft drinks are prominently displayed right next to each other.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (NwnyJ)

211 209 Beneath the planet of the apes set?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

=======

All glory to the bomb and the holy fallout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

212 A Koran, and the ceremony will happen in an abandoned subway station last used in 1946. Why? No one knows.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (eK/uX)

It was the one used by Lex Luthor in the first Superman movie?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (m7iZ5)

213 155 I was today years old when I learnt that a bumbershoot is an umbrella.

Muldoon got me. Ha!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:10 AM (wVcYX)
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That was taught us in the 60s, in a comic book. Marvel IIRC.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 10:30 AM (s0JqF)

214 I plan to avoid all the hoopla on "Madman" taking office. I don't usually get the " NY Post" on Thursday- Saturday, so that will help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 10:30 AM (ELdpA)

215 but wait, there's more:
MN law requires day cares to operate and be open between 6am to 6pm. 2pm open is not allowed.

But it gets better: Under MN law, any program operating at night, between the hours of 6pm and 6am are classified as a "night care program."

Additional staffing, meal provisions, and sleeping equipment are required.

The Quality Learing Center is not licensed as night care program either.

But, CBS investigated and found no official entries in the state database under "Somali Day Care Fraud, $1+ million stolen" so there is no fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 10:30 AM (HXT0k)

216 Koran, and the ceremony will happen in an abandoned subway station last used in 1946. Why? No one knows.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (eK/uX)

Somalis built the subway station.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:30 AM (KDPiq)

217
Aldi.

Whatever you're looking for it's less than 25 yards away from wherever you are.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

218 Our van back door has a powered close button on the bottom door frame that is way up high when the door is open. So I will load up on all the bags and then use my manly strength to lift my heavily laden arm up to press that button overhead. I even grunt deeply. A great display altogether. Then one day my wife who drives the van pointed down and said, there’s a button right here silly.

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the second button.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:31 AM (tfRlN)

219 210 Our local Kroger's decided to completely rearrange every store. The new layout makes zero sense. Every non-frozen or refrigerated product has been moved. Even canned vegetables are scattered about, and not in their own aisle.

But the junk food and soft drinks are prominently displayed right next to each other.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (NwnyJ)

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This is apparently grocery stores' attempts at experimental design, efforts to gather data on how sitting different items next to each other or in different parts of the store affect purchasing behavior.

It's radically inefficient and a waste of pretty much everyone's time because you can design the experiments much more efficiently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

220 but wait, there's more:
MN law requires day cares to operate and be open between 6am to 6pm. 2pm open is not allowed.

But it gets better: Under MN law, any program operating at night, between the hours of 6pm and 6am are classified as a "night care program."

Additional staffing, meal provisions, and sleeping equipment are required.

The Quality Learing Center is not licensed as night care program either.



Told ya.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:31 AM (QGRvm)

221 If the government can lose billions of dollars to fraud and not be aware of it, you are paying too much in taxes.

Taxes are not used to fund anything, they are in place to punish you and rub uncle sugar's nutsack in your face.

The federal criminals borrow the money they spend, which will never be paid back. Ever.


You almost understand. Now answer the one question I keep asking but nobody ever answers: "If you could print money, why would you need to borrow any of that money you printed from anyone else?"

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 10:32 AM (Da7Vv)

222 215
But, CBS investigated and found no official entries in the state database under "Somali Day Care Fraud, $1+ million stolen" so there is no fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 10:30 AM (HXT0k)

=======

This is going to work as well as, "We asked one guy in the mayor's office about this, and he said no, the Haitians are not eating the pets. You're racist."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

223 Friend of mine who works in the grocery business had salsa made from Ghost Peppers. I like spicy food but whoa Nelly was that stuff hot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:32 AM (zNwXb)

224 Paris is fallen, London is fallen, and tomorrow NYC's new Mayor will be sworn in on a Koran.
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I keep saying, I don't worry about Islam getting stronger, I worry about Christianity getting weaker.

A robust, faithful and confident Christianity has nothing to fear from anything of this world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 10:32 AM (HXT0k)

225 210 Our local Kroger's decided to completely rearrange every store. The new layout makes zero sense. Every non-frozen or refrigerated product has been moved. Even canned vegetables are scattered about, and not in their own aisle.

But the junk food and soft drinks are prominently displayed right next to each other.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 10:29 AM (NwnyJ)
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Ours did that. What had been a quick run now takes 30 minutes. I talked to the store manager, who liked it no more then we customers did. But that's upper management nowadays.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 10:32 AM (s0JqF)

226 >>@EricLDaugh
·
19m
>>🚨 BREAKING: It's being exposed that more than 40 "daycare" centers in Columbus OH opened under a Somali shell organization and get $14 MILLION in just the past year.

>>The fraud is freaking everywhere.

>>MASS RAIDS are required. ENOUGH

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 10:33 AM (viF8m)

227 Our local Kroger's decided to completely rearrange every store. The new layout makes zero sense. Every non-frozen or refrigerated product has been moved. Even canned vegetables are scattered about, and not in their own aisle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I wonder how much time the stock planners spend on getting the items all short, old ladies need to the very top of the shelves?

Bastids.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 10:33 AM (cYBz/)

228 160 I too cary all the bags in one trip. Regardless if the number is 3, 3500, infinity. One trip. Worldwide masculinity depends on this and I shall not falter.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:12 AM (tfRlN)

"Lazy man carries the biggest load."
- my father-in-law

Posted by: sal at December 31, 2025 10:33 AM (f+FmA)

229 Grocery stores should arrange their goods in alphabetical order.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

230 A man, a plan, a Koran.

Posted by: Panama at December 31, 2025 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)

231 221 If the government can lose billions of dollars to fraud and not be aware of it, you are paying too much in taxes.

Taxes are not used to fund anything, they are in place to punish you and rub uncle sugar's nutsack in your face.

The federal criminals borrow the money they spend, which will never be paid back. Ever.

You almost understand. Now answer the one question I keep asking but nobody ever answers: "If you could print money, why would you need to borrow any of that money you printed from anyone else?"
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 10:32 AM (Da7Vv)
________
Because people notice inflation.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 10:34 AM (s0JqF)

232 I was today years old when I learnt that a bumbershoot is an umbrella.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:10 AM

I learned about bumbershoots from "Frasier":

Niles: Oh, here. [hands her his umbrella] Take my bumbershoot.

Daphne: Oh, isn't that nice. Well, at least someone appreciates my mother tongue. [leaves]

Niles: Yes, I've always had an ear for your tongue.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:35 AM (P5BPp)

233 I especially appreciate how Kroger will scavenge every last promoted item from its regular shelf spot and move all of it, kit and kaboodle, to some other random display spot, usually an endcap display in some backwater section of the store.

It's like a game of hide-n-seek.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:35 AM (wVcYX)

234 I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the second button.
Posted by: banana Dream

Did you feel your manly essence drain right out, when she schooled you?

Posted by: Cuckshed, Revisited at December 31, 2025 10:35 AM (oftw2)

235 As long as they don’t mix in hard goods with food goods I can handle the changes.

Usually hard goods are completely on one side of the store.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:36 AM (KDPiq)

236 I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the second button.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:31 AM (tfRlN)

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Wifey got a good chuckle one day watching me replenish toilet paper a the bathroom cabinet. I unconsciously (now a force of habit) lifted up the existing two rolls and slipped a new roll underneath them (OCD much?).

Now I've become extremely self-conscious of this action -- but can't not continue to do it now. It is a matter of honor ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 10:36 AM (7nfvi)

237 I remember when I couldn't carry a hundred dollars worth of groceries.

I am obviously getting stronger in my old age.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:37 AM (jc0TO)

238 Grocery stores should arrange their goods in alphabetical order.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

Do you have a newsletter to which I may subscribe?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:37 AM (wVcYX)

239 BREAKING: It's being exposed that more than 40 "daycare" centers in Columbus OH opened under a Somali shell organization and get $14 MILLION in just the past year.

The fraud is freaking everywhere.

MASS RAIDS are required. ENOUGH


Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 10:33 AM

They can start with raiding this Gas Station / Smoke Shop / "Daycare"

SGT_❌artin705 @SGT_Martin705

Yo go check out this Gas Station Smoke Shop Day Care Center on Stelzer Road

X images: https://bit.ly/49wxC2q

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:37 AM (P5BPp)

240 189 this. exactly this, except shoving sliding van side door closed with boot. or flops, depending.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:37 AM (R11M+)

241 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 31, 2025 10:32 AM (HXT0k)

Thanks. While waiting for a tow truck to arrive yesterday I heard pastor interviewed: Jack Hibbs. He is the pastor of a large evangelical church His new book is about taking a bold stand for the Christian faith:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 10:37 AM (ELdpA)

242 >>Friend of mine who works in the grocery business had salsa made from Ghost Peppers. I like spicy food but whoa Nelly was that stuff hot

I like spicy food too and picked up some Stonewall Kitchen Ghost Pepper Salsa. It was hard to eat more than a little at a time. Like eating lava.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 10:37 AM (viF8m)

243 Wifey got a good chuckle one day watching me replenish toilet paper a the bathroom cabinet. I unconsciously (now a force of habit) lifted up the existing two rolls and slipped a new roll underneath them (OCD much?).

Now I've become extremely self-conscious of this action -- but can't not continue to do it now. It is a matter of honor ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 10:36 AM


Do you check the Best By dates?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (jc0TO)

244 "I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the second button."

It was on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: L. H. Oswald at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)

245 Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (ELdpA)

246 Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:37 AM (jc0TO)

Heh. I’ve said that more than once to the cashiers.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (KDPiq)

247 Should I get the 4 month free trial of spotify?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (DoBxX)

248 I especially appreciate how Kroger will scavenge every last promoted item from its regular shelf spot and move all of it, kit and kaboodle, to some other random display spot, usually an endcap display in some backwater section of the store.

It's like a game of hide-n-seek.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 10:35 AM (wVcYX)

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* Costco has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 10:39 AM (7nfvi)

249 6 I don't see any tampons in the basket.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (XvL8K)

Ha! Unexpected!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 10:39 AM (RuTUS)

250 This is the first time in recorded human history that the new year will begin on January 1, 2026.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:39 AM (QGRvm)

251 Should I get the 4 month free trial of spotify?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport



What is Spotify?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:40 AM (QGRvm)

252 This is the first time in recorded human history that the new year will begin on January 1, 2026.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:39 AM (QGRvm)

January 1, 2026 BC

Start date of last pyramid.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:41 AM (KDPiq)

253 In New York they will celebrate New Year's 1935.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 10:41 AM (RIvkX)

254 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art. I have to go to the store later. And Happy New Years to you all.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 10:41 AM (2WIwB)

255 Usually hard goods are completely on one side of the store.

The Paolo's hard goods are - how you say? - available throughout the store.

Posted by: Paolo at December 31, 2025 10:42 AM (ufSfZ)

256 For most people Spotify is the best - largest catalog, especially when it comes to podcasts. It also has a much better app.

I do Amazon Music because it has better sound quality, tho.

If you don't care about the higher bitrate, go Spotify.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:42 AM (BI5O2)

257 >>>Friend of mine who works in the grocery business had salsa made from Ghost Peppers. I like spicy food but whoa Nelly was that stuff hot

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>I love the hot pepper and pepper salsa. Some of the sauces are not very flavorful and taste like industrial grade waste.

Lately, I've been going to the dried pepper flake. You shake on and meter what you like and overall it's a more pleasant experience. Ghost peppers are also quite tasty.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (nljXp)

258 This coming year will be the Year of the Fire Horse in China.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (jc0TO)

259 This is the first time in recorded human history that the new year will begin on January 1, 2026.
Posted by: rickb223

So true. And, if we used the Julian system, it would happen again in 13 days.

This is for your information only - it will not be on the test.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (cYBz/)

260 256 For most people Spotify is the best - largest catalog, especially when it comes to podcasts. It also has a much better app.

I do Amazon Music because it has better sound quality, tho.

If you don't care about the higher bitrate, go Spotify.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:42 AM (BI5O2)

=======

I haven't listened to recorded music since RCA went woke in 1921.

Chamber music live or nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

261 Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 10:41 AM (2WIwB

Happy New Year to you and yours, sir.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (ELdpA)

262
Wifey got a good chuckle one day watching me replenish toilet paper a the bathroom cabinet. I unconsciously (now a force of habit) lifted up the existing two rolls and slipped a new roll underneath them (OCD much?).

Now I've become extremely self-conscious of this action -- but can't not continue to do it now. It is a matter of honor ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 10:36 AM (7nfvi)

When I unload the dishwasher, I put the clean dishes in the back of their place on the rack, or bottom of the stack of plates, so the other dishes don't get jealous b/c they're not being used as often
Feel better?

Posted by: sal at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (f+FmA)

263 Young Husband: First Marketing
Lilly Martin Spencer, American
1854

On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 758

"Spencer portrayed the unvarnished reality of male-female relationships in this painting, which chronicles the travails of early married life. Here, the unseen young wife is not in full command of her kitchen, having sent her young husband out to procure the groceries—a task for which he is evidently not qualified. Using her own husband as a model, Spencer depicted the man stumbling down the street and attempting to hold on to the items in his overflowing basket, attracting gazes from at least one onlooker and suffering a public humiliation. Spencer depicted in humorous terms a real social anxiety of the time: that of setting up a household and running it efficiently."

It's a well-done and lighthearted painting. Lily Martin Spencer's 'Young Wife: First Stew' is too. I like the featured painting and the other mentioned a great deal & might hang them as a set.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (NFX2v)

264 The MN daycare thing got even funnier. There was a break in at one of them last night and they stole the enrollment records the Feds were going to audit. And a checkbook.

On X people are asking if they also said "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 10:44 AM (3ha+O)

265 Should I get the 4 month free trial of spotify?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (DoBxX)
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If you can reach a human I wonder if they would extend that for more months. But as far as the service itself goes I use it every day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:44 AM (H6R4g)

266 I keep a variety of hot sauces because I hate my butthole for constantly inconveniencing me and forcing me to work around its capricious schedule.

The one I use most is Sriracha, though. It goes great on do many things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:45 AM (BI5O2)

267 208 polka dot muumuu?
"life is a blur of republicans and meat."

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:45 AM (R11M+)

268 >>> I do Amazon Music because it has better sound quality, tho.

If you don't care about the higher bitrate, go Spotify.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:42 AM (BI5O2)

I second this. Only on your mobile Mac or widows, they don’t like Linux. But everything else much higher bitrate and quality.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:45 AM (tfRlN)

269 I haven't listened to recorded music since RCA went woke in 1921.

Chamber music live or nothing.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM

You have not listened to recorded music since 1921?!

I knew there were some older people who comment here, but wow.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:45 AM (P5BPp)

270 So is Walz's role in this scandal the reason he was "chosen" for VP? Was it a signal to certain patrons that access was about to get a whole lot better??

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 10:46 AM (2fdLC)

271 210 that's so the snap recipients know which aisle not to go down.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:46 AM (R11M+)

272 4 The Young Husband's hat is kinda flat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

Start of a poem, there, maybe?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 10:46 AM (RuTUS)

273 It will be the year 4724 in the old Chinese calendar.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:47 AM (jc0TO)

274 Koran, and the ceremony will happen in an abandoned subway station last used in 1946. Why? No one knows.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 10:27 AM (eK/uX)

Hamas likes tunnels?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 31, 2025 10:28 AM (KDPiq)

Isn't that where they filmed that giant cockroach movie? Fitting.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 10:47 AM (g8Ew8)

275 >>> The one I use most is Sriracha, though. It goes great on do many things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:45 AM (BI5O2)


Have you tried the jar verses the squirt bottle? The stuff they put in the jar I think is even better than the bottle.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:47 AM (tfRlN)

276 =======

I haven't listened to recorded music since RCA went woke in 1921.

Chamber music live or nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

Yeah, I know... that damn Communist dog. But I've got a fever and the only cure is more Rudy Vallee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:47 AM (BI5O2)

277 Our local Kroger's decided to completely rearrange every store. The new layout makes zero sense. Every non-frozen or refrigerated product has been moved. Even canned vegetables are scattered about, and not in their own aisle.

They do that periodically to keep you in the store longer. The theory is if you are wandering around - you may buy something on impulse. They are idiots to do that because they don't account for the pissed off customers who are angry at the store for wasting their time, and figure "I'll just shop somewhere else if I have to learn a whole new layout".

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 10:48 AM (Da7Vv)

278 Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_

NEW: House Oversight Committee Chairman @RepJamesComer announces the committee’s first hearing into the MN Somali fraud scandal will be on January 7th & will feature MN state lawmakers who sounded the alarm on the fraud & were allegedly ignored. MN Gov. Tim Walz & AG Keith Ellison are being invited to testify before the committee in a second hearing on February 10th.

“Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison have either been asleep at the wheel or complicit in a massive fraud involving taxpayer dollars in Minnesota’s social services programs,” Comer writes. “Next week, we will hear from Minnesota state lawmakers who sounded the alarm on this fraud — and whose warnings were ignored by the Walz administration. This misconduct cannot be swept aside, and Congress will not stop until taxpayers get the answers and accountability they deserve.”

X: https://bit.ly/3YPxNQb

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:48 AM (P5BPp)

279 Have you tried the jar verses the squirt bottle? The stuff they put in the jar I think is even better than the bottle.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:47 AM (tfRlN)

I will now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:48 AM (BI5O2)

280 The Young Husband's hat is kinda flat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Kinda looks like the Quaker Oats guy's hat.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2025 10:48 AM (NcjJv)

281 Should I get the 4 month free trial of spotify?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (DoBxX)


Yes. Excellent catalog, easy interface.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 10:48 AM (n9ltV)

282 I haven't listened to recorded music since RCA went woke in 1921.

Chamber music live or nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

I'm fixin' to chow down on your ankles.

Posted by: Nipper at December 31, 2025 10:49 AM (oftw2)

283 It will be the year 4724 in the old Chinese calendar.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:47 AM (jc0TO)


It's 5786 in the Jewish calendar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 10:49 AM (n9ltV)

284 "Lazy man carries the biggest load."
- my father-in-law
Posted by: sal at December 31, 2025 10:33 AM (f+FmA)


If you want to find out how to make your system efficient, hire lazy people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 10:50 AM (ExV1e)

285 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

Here's a Somali illegal who was convicted in the feeding our future scam with his friend, the Minnesota Secretary of State.

The same Secretary of State who files all the nonprofits which a lot of the scams are run through.

X image: https://bit.ly/4qxR5ph

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:50 AM (P5BPp)

286 It's 5786 in the Jewish calendar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 10:49 AM


What is the start event of the calendar?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:51 AM (jc0TO)

287 Because people notice inflation.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 10:34 AM (s0JqF)


The utility of money exists in people believing that it has value. If they stop believing, it stops having value.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 10:51 AM (ExV1e)

288 Hottest thing I ever had was “nuclear chicken” at a Thai place. They asked me how hot and I gave them a steely glare and said, Thai Hot.’! WOW, very tasty, very hot, sweating buckets hot. But fine, tic tic tic,… five hours later it went critical in my colon.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:51 AM (tfRlN)

289 … five hours later it went critical in my colon.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 10:51 AM


That's why you have ice cream for dessert.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:52 AM (jc0TO)

290 Elon Musk @elonmusk

This is essential

Congressman Byron Donalds @RepDonaldsPress

The SAVE Act ensures ONLY US CITIZENS can vote in US elections.

LAST YEAR: @HouseGOP PASSED The SAVE Act, but Senate Dems blocked us.

264 DAYS AGO: @HouseGOP PASSED The SAVE Act again, but it’s held-up in the Senate.

I agree with @SenMikeLee - It’s time to PASS THE SAVE ACT NOW!

X: https://bit.ly/4slsFB2

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:52 AM (P5BPp)

291
The one I use most is Sriracha, though. It goes great on do many things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

My go to choice for hot sauce on veggies.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 10:53 AM (QVmho)

292 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:50 AM (P5BPp)

He went from making homunculi with his sister on the dirt floor of a thatched hut to palling around with the power elite, just like that. Didn't even need a visa.

Truly, this is the land of opportunity. Only in America!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

293 The MN daycare thing got even funnier. There was a break in at one of them last night and they stole the enrollment records the Feds were going to audit. And a checkbook.

On X people are asking if they also said "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY".
Posted by: Ian S.


What about the one day care whose phone number went straight to Walz's office?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:54 AM (QGRvm)

294 So which one of you hired some African dudes to wear MAGA hats and steal only the enrollment records from a Somali daycare? You forgot the Subway sandwich.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 10:54 AM (wa3mR)

295 When I unload the dishwasher, I put the clean dishes in the back of their place on the rack, or bottom of the stack of plates, so the other dishes don't get jealous b/c they're not being used as often
Feel better?

Posted by: sal at December 31, 2025 10:43 AM (f+FmA)

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lol

We don't use a dishwasher (both wifey and I have always washed dishes by hand) -- but I must admit that that is a consideration when replacing dishes in the cabinets.

Sometimes even utensils ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 10:54 AM (7nfvi)

296 Cam Higby @camhigby

SOMALI FRAUD IN WASHINGTON:

@choeshow and I spent yesterday investigating Somali daycares in WA.

“Dhagash Childcare” has received over $210,000 just this year. People living at the address claim there has never been a daycare there.

We lay out the facts in this teaser:

X video: https://bit.ly/4q2fAv1

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:54 AM (P5BPp)

297 What about the one day care whose phone number went straight to Walz's office?

Online prank. Google lets you issue a correction for a business' phone number.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 10:54 AM (wa3mR)

298 Trump is now posting that the fraud in California is much worse than Minnesota. Not that anyone is surprised, I think it's happening in many blue states.

This issue could put quite a damper on the midterms for Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 10:54 AM (viF8m)

299
Hottest thing I ever had was “nuclear chicken” at a Thai place. They asked me how hot and I gave them a steely glare and said, Thai Hot.’! WOW, very tasty, very hot, sweating buckets hot. But fine, tic tic tic,… five hours later it went critical in my colon.
Posted by: banana Dream

I did that at a Thai place near the airport in Norfolk, VA. She refused to cook it that way and said I wouldn't like it. I paid her before she cooked it, told her to make two, one with, and one without. She brought them both out, and i only ate the hot one.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 10:55 AM (QVmho)

300 Can be proved that 11,013 BC was the year of creation, Noah's Flood 4990 BC, David ascended throne 1007 BC, Christ born 7 BC, End Of All Things Visible 2033 AD.

Posted by: Time is Tight at December 31, 2025 10:55 AM (oftw2)

301 23 I remember when heels like that were popular.
Posted by: Oglebay

They still are down at my local nudie bar.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (ycI94)

302 Do you check the Best By dates?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:38 AM (jc0TO)

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Being preppers, we have lots of food stuffs stored -- and of course the items must be stacked by Best By dates.



Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (7nfvi)

303 Trump is now posting that the fraud in California is much worse than Minnesota. Not that anyone is surprised, I think it's happening in many blue states.

Newsom just dropped his lawsuit against Trump for removing federal funding to the high speed fail. Seems like he doesn't want anyone finding out where the tens of billions actually went.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (wa3mR)

304 "The Jewish calendar's reference point is traditionally held to be about one year before the Creation of the world."


Impressive.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (jc0TO)

305 Trump wishes some filthy animals a happy new year:

https://tinyurl.com/awzfms63

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (ElQWS)

306 This is the first time in recorded human history that the new year will begin on January 1, 2026.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 10:39 AM (QGRvm)

2026 will also be the most important election of our lifetime.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (9c0bR)

307 Erika Donalds @ErikaDonalds

In 2011, @rweingarten demanded that $20+ million be sent to Somalia.

Why was the President of the AMERICAN Federation of Teachers focused on Somalia??

With the teachers union, it’s NEVER been about American children!

X: https://bit.ly/4q4g7fU

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:57 AM (P5BPp)

308 Can be proved that 11,013 BC was the year of creation, Noah's Flood 4990 BC, David ascended throne 1007 BC, Christ born 7 BC, End Of All Things Visible 2033 AD.
Posted by: Time is Tight at December 31, 2025 10:55 AM (oftw2)
====

No the world ended in 1975.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 10:57 AM (RIvkX)

309 It's 5786 in the Jewish calendar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 10:49 AM

What is the start event of the calendar?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:51 AM (jc0TO)

When old Sarah told Abraham, "I'm pregnant!"

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 10:58 AM (g8Ew8)

310 In 2011, @rweingarten demanded that $20+ million be sent to Somalia.

Why was the President of the AMERICAN Federation of Teachers focused on Somalia??


Somalia was apparently the Ukraine before it was cool.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 10:58 AM (wa3mR)

311 Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews

BREAKING - Over 40 daycare centers in Columbus, Ohio, all opened under the same defunct shell organization, the Somali Education & Resource Center, have been identified as opening and beginning operations on the exact same day, with combined earnings of $14 million in 2024 alone.

X video: https://bit.ly/4jkZBFv

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:58 AM (P5BPp)

312 *Should I get the 4 month free trial of spotify?*



But if you order now you can get 11 records or tapes for just a dollar!

Posted by: Columbia House at December 31, 2025 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)

313 286 the first kreplach.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 10:59 AM (R11M+)

314 "The Jewish calendar's reference point is traditionally held to be about one year before the Creation of the world."


Impressive.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (jc0TO)
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How does that work? Time didn't even exist until the creation of the world, so how could a start date be *before* creation? I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:59 AM (ESVrU)

315 >>> cooked it, told her to make two, one with, and one without. She brought them both out, and i only ate the hot one.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 10:55 AM (QVmho)

Mine had the usual peppers fresh and dried and pepper oils, but the real heat came from garam masala looking stuff. A really good flavor, but it was molten lava. I’ve never found it in a dish again and I kinda jones for the feeling and taste.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 11:00 AM (tfRlN)

316 Because people notice inflation.

Despite having "borrowed" $38 Trillion, we still have inflation don't we? And people notice that inflation. So what did that accomplish?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 11:00 AM (Da7Vv)

317 Someone Forgot To Send Tim Walz The Memo. Blaming Whitey Doesn’t Work Anymore

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In fairness, he is retarded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (L/fGl)

318 MN Gov. Tim Walz & AG Keith Ellison are being invited to testify before the committee in a second hearing on February 10th.

More failure theater. "Invited?" Subpoena their asses and have them arrested if they refuse.

Fucking worthless GOP.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (ufSfZ)

319 2026 will also be the most important election of our lifetime.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (9c0bR)

fuck off LOL

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (2fdLC)

320 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

Rep. Illhan Omar Fraud Investigation:

How did the poorest member of Congress become one of the richest in just a few short years?

Ilhan Omar entered Congress in 2018 with a massive $65,000 debt.

She’s now worth $30 million.

Her salary is $174,000.

How is that possible? We think we know how…

Omar is the key to exposing the Somali fraud because her fingerprints are all over it:

X video: https://bit.ly/4q0lD2T

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (P5BPp)

321 I think I'll whine up a chocolate cake for New Year's to start the year off right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 11:01 AM (RIvkX)

322 The Jewish calendar's reference point is traditionally held to be about one year before the Creation of the world."

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 10:56 AM (jc0TO)
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Where did this "one year before" business come from. Year 1 is 1 year after Adam (creation), plain and simple.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 11:02 AM (ElQWS)

323
It will be the year 4724 in the old Chinese calendar.
Posted by: toby928(c)

It's 5786 in the Jewish calendar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


What is the Stardate?

Posted by: Everything Trek at December 31, 2025 11:02 AM (pkeXY)

324 Can be proved that 11,013 BC was the year of creation, Noah's Flood 4990 BC, David ascended throne 1007 BC, Christ born 7 BC, End Of All Things Visible 2033 AD.
Posted by: Time is Tight


???

Shouldn't it be:
BC - Before Christ
TC - Time of Christ
AD - After Death

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (QGRvm)

325 Nood

Posted by: From about That Time at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (sl73Y)

326 How does that work? Time didn't even exist until the creation of the world, so how could a start date be *before* creation? I'm genuinely curious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:59 AM (ESVrU)

The ghost of Einstein.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 31, 2025 11:03 AM (g8Ew8)

327 All computers will crash on New Year's Eve Y10K!

Posted by: Weekly World News at December 31, 2025 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)

328 Anno Dominae.

Posted by: Latin be hard at December 31, 2025 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

329 Dustin Grage @GrageDustin

Minnesota Republicans tried to increase transparency in the Attorney General’s Office, which oversees every nonprofit.

Democrats shut it down… right after Keith Ellison got caught colluding with Feeding Our Future fraudsters.

Every single Democrat voted against it.

X video: https://bit.ly/4q1loog

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 11:06 AM (P5BPp)

330 DataRepublican (small r) reposted

Alberto Miguel Fernandez @AlbertoMiguelF5

This 600% increase in NGO funding is not only aimed at the Trump Administration but also aimed at trying to prevent the seemingly inexorable rise of a nationalist or populist European right. The EU wants to oppose Trump ideologically but also to subvert its own voters.

Matthew Schmitz @matthewschmitz

The latest budget proposal from the European Commission proposes a 600 percent increase in NGO funding.

X: https://bit.ly/45vhv2E

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 11:09 AM (P5BPp)

331 So if the USA is $38 Trillion in debt - that means that the government sold bonds for about $32 Trillion. WHERE IS THAT $32 TRILLION WE TOOK IN?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (Da7Vv)

332 21 Ah, he’s still in the early, PW phase of marriage.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

127 The other guy is saying " Ha, you are whipped bro!"
Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 10:02 AM (YwEeS)

190 The guy with the umbrella looks like he is thinking "pussy whipped".
Like it though, would hang . Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 10:23 AM (zNwXb)

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 11:13 AM (RuTUS)

333 328 Anno Dominae.
Posted by: Latin be hard at December 31, 2025 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

Anno Domini

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 11:14 AM (RuTUS)

334 How does that work? Time didn't even exist until the creation of the world, so how could a start date be *before* creation? I'm genuinely curious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 10:59 AM (ESVrU)


How about this: Adam and Eve were not the first two humans, they were Created to found the line of people that led to Jesus. After Caine killed Abel he was worried that other people would kill him - so there were clearly other people in existence at that time.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 11:18 AM (Da7Vv)

335 Would hang.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 31, 2025 01:59 PM (w6EFb)

336 no spoilers?
must spell ghey?
seeking to avoid future moderation.

Posted by: cmeat at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (R11M+)

337 Next on the Shopping List is 10 lbs. of Hamburger and Chicken Drumsticks

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 31, 2025 06:15 PM (wGqjj)

The Morning Report — 12/31/25

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Good morning kids. The big story, on this New Year's Eve, at least in the real world and not the Potemkin Village holographic illusion projected by the Democrat/Leftist Propaganda complex is the massive multi-billion dollar swindle perpetrated on the American people by Somali immigrants (invaders) and their Democrat Party protectors in Minnesota and elsewhere. No doubt that a not insignificant amount of the loot wound up in the pockets of credibly suspected pederast Tim Walz, incest practitioner and immigration fraudster Bro-Fo Omar, Jacob Frey and other local state and national Democrats from Minnesota as well as the coffers of the despicable anti-American Commie front group known as the Democrat Farm Labor Party, and the equally evil Islamic terror groups in Somallia that are now spilling rivers of blood in the horn of Africa and likely helping their compatriots slaughter Nigerian Christians and others in Central Africa.

It's the Brinks Job of Great Train Robberies of Teapot Domes. It's bigger than that and considering the transnational nature of the graft, it would not surprise me in the least and I fully expect that the Clintons have more than few drops of moisture on their beaks via the Clinton Global Initiative and massage parlor. As my mother of blessed memory observed way back when in '92 when these bastards came to prominence, that they had goniffed the entire state of Arkansas, and then from their lair in the West Wing somehow swindled millions in aid money that was supposed to go to Haiti in the wake of a hurricane. Epstein is small potatoes, The Minnesota strip is where the action is.


Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services Jim O’Neill announced the agency has paused child care payments in Minnesota due to alleged child daycare fraud. . . 1. I have activated our defend the spend system for all ACF payments. Starting today, all ACF payments across America will require a justification and a receipt or photo evidence before we send money to a state.

2. Alex Adams and I have identified the individuals in @nickshirleyy’s excellent work. I have demanded from @GovTimWalz a comprehensive audit of these centers. This includes attendance records, licenses, complaints, investigations, and inspections.

3. We have launched a dedicated fraud-reporting hotline and email address at https://childcare.gov Whether you are a parent, provider, or member of the general public, we want to hear from you.

It's probably safe to assume that judges Buch M. Danno and Moe Loki from the Banzai Pipeline court of appeals will have a restraining order issued by the time this posts.


And speaking of which . . .

The White House cannot lapse in its funding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, a federal district court judge ruled on Tuesday, only days before funds at the bureau would have likely run out and the consumer finance agency would have no money to pay its employees. Judge Amy Berman ruled that the CFPB should continue to get its funds from the Federal Reserve, despite the Fed operating at a loss, and that the White House’s new legal argument about how the CFPB gets its funds is not valid.At the heart of this case is whether Russell Vought, President Donald Trump’s budget director and the acting director of the CFPB, can effectively shut down the agency and lay off all of the bureau’s employees. The CFPB has largely been inoperable since President Trump has sworn into office nearly a year ago. Its employees are mostly forbidden from doing any work, and most of the bureau’s operations this year has been to unwind the work it did under [so-called quote-unquote] President Biden and even under Trump’s first term.

First of all, Amy Vermin Berman Jackson is a tyrannical commie thug in a judge's robe as you can see from her long and revolting rap sheet courtesy of the invaluable DiscovertheNetworks.

As you can see she has been singularly focused on destroying President Trump and anyone and everyone who supports him, including anyone who was even thinking that 2020 was stolen, let alone who showed up to DC to actually protest on 1/6/21.

The CFPB is an utterly illegal anti-constitutional politburo that as it was established has no congressional oversight, can directly fund itself without approval or any check on it by Congress and as such wields unprecedented power over the economy and therefore over the individual rights of the citizenry. In the words of President Trump almost from day one of his second term:


CFPB Isn’t a Wall Street Regulator, It’s a Main Street Regulator — The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) — the brainchild of Sen. Elizabeth Warren — has long functioned as another woke, weaponized arm of the bureaucracy that leverages its power against certain industries and individuals disfavored by so-called “elites.”
For example:
CFPB used its slush fund — collected from targeting financial institutions — to support radical advocacy groups. One such group is the Soros-backed Mississippi Center for Justice, which advocates for “racial and economic justice,” targets religious liberty, and assists illegal immigrants seeking to skirt our nation’s laws. Another is The Legal Aid Society of the District of Columbia, whose board features senior left-wing officials and has lobbied hundreds of times for more welfare spending. -- CFBP threatened banks for refusing to lend to illegal immigrants. --CFPB targeted a Chicago small business after it complained about the city’s rampant crime. -- CFPB was accused of mining American citizens’ personal financial information — with a 2017 inspector general’s report raising significant concerns about its data security. -- CFPB granted itself broad new powers in the waning hours of the lame duck Biden administration. Described as classic “government overreach,” the agency gave itself the authority to regulate Americans’ checking accounts by dictating government price controls and unilaterally buried $50 billion in medical debt.

And Mr. President, please forget about this new fleet of battleships and instead expand ICE by a factor of at least 10, with a grand fleet of paddy wagons and Pinochet airliners to Deport the illegal aliens.

PS, Eric Swalwell cannot Fang-Fang himself off this planet fast enough to suit me.

So if the president is going to send ICE agents to chase immigrants through the fields where they work, what I’m going to do is make sure that they take off their masks and show their faces, that they show their identification. And if they commit crimes that they’re going to be charged with crimes, if it’s falsely imprisoning people, if it’s kidnapping, if it’s assault battery, they’re going to be held accountable. I also think if the governor has the ability to issue driver’s licenses to people in California, if you’re going to wear a mask and not identify yourself, you’re not going to be eligible to drive a vehicle in California. There’s a lot you can do, but most importantly, you have to go on offense. Otherwise, the most vulnerable in our community will always be on defense.”

This filthy piece of shit needs to be ______________ you complete the sentence, just be discreet!

Have a great day and stay safe and enjoy the celebrations this New Year's eve!
I for one will be watching Jack Benny and Alexis Smith in The Horn Blows At Midnight. If I could only flip between that and Guy Lombardo and Dick Clark, I could recreate my childhood New Year's Eve ritual!

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 31, 2025 07:01 AM (NcvvS)

2 Happy New Year's Eve, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:02 AM (svLOV)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:02 AM (ExV1e)

4
Wow, this is early. Happy birthday, J.J.

Good morning, everyone. Off to the content.

Oh... the MN fraud finally broke the local news media blackout this morning.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 07:04 AM (QVmho)

5 Almost 26. Morning JJ and various all.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2025 07:04 AM (Slgjz)

6 This filthy piece of shit needs to be salted and boxed.

Posted by: Salted and boxed penguins at December 31, 2025 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

7 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:06 AM (gbOdA)

8 Hookem Horns

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:06 AM (gbOdA)

9 Bravo JJ!

Happy New Year!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2025 07:07 AM (Cjt/F)

10 Paraphrasing a great quote I saw yesterday:

If the government can lose billions of dollars to fraud and not be aware of it, you are paying too much in taxes.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:07 AM (svLOV)

11 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Happy Horde New Year !

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:08 AM (RIvkX)

12 It's ok to be discrete.
Just do so discreetly.

Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at December 31, 2025 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)

13 This filthy piece of shit needs to be ______________ you complete the sentence, just be discrete!
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GPT, fill in the blank.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 07:10 AM (bU1Ea)

14 12 It's ok to be discrete.
Just do so discreetly.
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at December 31, 2025 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)


Oops. corrected

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 07:11 AM (x0n13)

15 "If the government can lose billions of dollars to fraud and not be aware of it, you are paying too much in taxes.
Posted by: NR Pax "

They are not making it any easier to write that f'n check knowing that it will be pissed away in microseconds.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 07:11 AM (vFG9F)

16 If I could only flip between that and Guy Lombardo and Dick Clark, I could recreate my childhood New Year's Eve ritual!

I bet it is on youtube JJs

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:12 AM (gbOdA)

17 Just a spectator waiting for something to happen to these criminals. Come to AOS every morning to check to see if anyone is being prosecuted and going to prison. Hopefully three more years of the Trump administration will produce something along these lines. Keep me posted JJ (shrugging shoulders).......

Posted by: JROD at December 31, 2025 07:12 AM (IlL6s)

18 I wonder what removing every improper recipient from the Social Security recipient list would do to the overall health of the Social Security system.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2025 07:12 AM (iMotb)

19 From the Front Page article:

The same California university system that helped give us Kwanzaa, Angela Davis, Barack Obama and Kamala Harris wrecked the state and the country. And it isn’t done yet.

Imagine if we stopped funding it.


It's possible but you need a strong police presence to make it clear that riots were not going to happen.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:12 AM (svLOV)

20 and the equally evil Islamic terror groups in Somallia that are now spilling rivers of blood in the horn of Africa and likely helping their compatriots slaughter Nigerian Christians and others in Central Africa.

I think it is totally on brand for the UN that starting tomorrow, Somalia heads the Security Council.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:13 AM (a4flb)

21 It's getting to the point that I just look at the headlines and don't read most of the stories. Seems nothing is getting done against the evildoers in our government. Just have to get used to it, I guess.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (uQesX)

22 How many more Minnesota daycare centers are going to suffer break-ins in the next 96 hours?

Can't rule out fires, which would destroy business records, either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (iMotb)

23 That colliding galaxies link is 404.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (uQesX)

24 The young lady in the “stronger than Viagra” ads actually looks nicer in the photo where she is leaning over and smiling in her yet-untorn top.
I wonder about her right hand position with her thumb extended and fingers gently curled.

Posted by: Fenderbender at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (1FEc1)

25 I wonder what removing every improper recipient from the Social Security recipient list would do to the overall health of the Social Security system.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

+++
Let's start with SNAP and see where it leads.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

26 If the government can lose billions of dollars to fraud and not be aware of it, you are paying too much in taxes.

Taxes are not used to fund anything, they are in place to punish you and rub uncle sugar's nutsack in your face.

The federal criminals borrow the money they spend, which will never be paid back. Ever.

Posted by: Stop The Madness at December 31, 2025 07:15 AM (LwmOS)

27 49% picked “cut government spending in other areas instead”; 13% went for “raise payroll taxes”; 6% preferred “raise the retirement age”; another 6% leaned toward “reduce benefits for future retirees”; and 9% selected “no changes are needed.” A hefty 17% said they were “not sure.”
Americans Still Jittery Over Fate Of Social Security, But Can’t Agree On How To Fix It: I&I/TIPP Poll


I would say...

- Cut spending in other areas.
- Slowly begin the process of raising the retirement age, cutting benefits for future retirees, and LOWERING the payroll tax.
- Unify the rules surrounding retirement accounts so that everyone gets the same deal, everyone has their own, and it actually belongs to them.

The goal should be to end social security rather than periodically screwing over younger generations.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:17 AM (ExV1e)

28 F*ck Smellwell.

ICE agents need to start wearing burqas. That'll fix him.

Posted by: p-squared at December 31, 2025 07:17 AM (0prFs)

29
Judge blocks White House’s attempt to defund the CFPB, ensuring employees get paid
====

If Trump continues to subordinate the Executive branch, and work within the "system," it will sooner rather than later destroy him and us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

30 There’s a lot you can do, but most importantly, you have to go on offense. Otherwise, the most vulnerable in our community will always be on defense.”

Swalwell just admitted there may be a million Illegal Voters in CA.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:17 AM (gbOdA)

31 A woke new thesis claiming that the U.S. is a blank slate of origins and defined by different ethnic groups, is nonsense.
A Nation of Englishmen, Actually
___________

We owe almost everything good to our English heritage. It all flows from the rule of law and property rights, and England was at the forefront in both. Our revolution was about restoring the rights of Englishmen.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 07:18 AM (XvL8K)

32 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 07:18 AM (NwnyJ)

33 Uncle Sugar's Nutsack opened for Five Finger Deathpunch a few years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 31, 2025 07:18 AM (dsKJl)

34 @21 OrangeEnt- I just hope that something is going to be done and they're in the process of building ironclad cases against these people and my patience will pay off.

Posted by: JROD at December 31, 2025 07:18 AM (IlL6s)

35 The goal should be to end social security rather than periodically screwing over younger generations.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:17 AM (ExV1e)

Bushs plan in 2005 would have millions of people now with 20 years of their OWN money.

If you invested $100 in the S&P 500 at the beginning of 2005, you would have about $797.82 at the end of 2025, assuming you reinvested all dividends. This is a return on investment of 697.82%, or 10.62% per year.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:20 AM (gbOdA)

36 Just a spectator waiting for something to happen to these criminals.

As you may know, I head the Black Pilled Chapter of AoSHQ, holding out exactly zero hope that Western Civilization survives into 2028, but the timing of all of this interests me.

The arrests, prosecutions and dismissals in one case, and convictions in others happened BEFORE Nick's 100M+ view iPhone Documentary.

The locals knew this years before DOGE picked it up, and Otto Pen Era DOJ was already on it. Nick sensationalized it and got prominent placement on the talk show and White House platforms.

Now the social media world is in Rage Mode (at least until the next squirrel) I'm sort of wondering if there is coördination now, due to the 80/20 Rule where Trump wants to put his opponents in the 20 box before he makes sweeping administrative moves like stopping all payments to States which he couldn't do politically before until the 80% demanded it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:20 AM (a4flb)

37 "Uncle Sugar's Nutsack opened for Five Finger Deathpunch a few years ago."


That was their garage band name before they began calling themselves The Sex Pistols.

Posted by: Music nerd at December 31, 2025 07:21 AM (2Ez/1)

38
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 31, 2025 07:21 AM (tljrc)

39 29
Judge blocks White House’s attempt to defund the CFPB, ensuring employees get paid
====

If Trump continues to subordinate the Executive branch, and work within the "system," it will sooner rather than later destroy him and us.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

You have precisely identified the problem. Trump et al are strictly coloring within the lines in order to avoid the Impeachment Circus that would follow with his defying the court system. This is one hell of a dilemma.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 07:21 AM (f6ii3)

40 I think it is totally on brand for the UN that starting tomorrow, Somalia heads the Security Council.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:13 AM (a4flb)
====

How about Saudi Arabia heading the UN Women's Rights Commission?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

41 OrangeEnt- I just hope that something is going to be done and they're in the process of building ironclad cases against these people and my patience will pay off.
Posted by: JROD at December 31, 2025 07:18 AM (IlL6s)

"They" say things are getting prepared. Who knows? I know it's not a five second thing to get charges pressed. But, we know from recent experience, that blue areas will not indict the open criminals.

We will not split. If we did, then our power to thwart bad actor countries will be gone, and a new dark period will result. It's either going to be the good destroying the power of the evil, or the good saying, have it your way, and the worst will start to happen. And there will be no refuge from tyranny.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:23 AM (uQesX)

42 This filthy piece of shit needs to be jettisoned from my undergarments because he's soiling my comfort zone like a unexpected shart. you complete the sentence, just be discrete!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 07:23 AM (nljXp)

43 "Just a spectator waiting for something to happen to these criminals."

+++++++

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at December 31, 2025 07:24 AM (2Ez/1)

44 My office, ACF, provides Minnesota $185 million in child care funds each year. That money should be helping 19,000 American children, including toddlers and infants.

10k per kid? So that mean the Somali Pirate Daycare with a 99 license were printing a million a year!!!!

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:24 AM (gbOdA)

45 23 That colliding galaxies link is 404.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (uQesX)



Should be fixed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 07:25 AM (x0n13)

46 If the government can lose billions of dollars to fraud and not be aware of it, you are paying too much in taxes.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:07 AM (svLOV)


And if millions of citizens can not care that the government lost billions of dollars to fraud, too many people are off the tax rolls.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:25 AM (ExV1e)

47 10k per kid? So that mean the Somali Pirate Daycare with a 99 license were printing a million a year!!!!
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:24 AM (gbOdA)

There are over 600 of these Somali Pirate Daycares in Dakota County.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:25 AM (gbOdA)

48 Measles is no joke. My brother and I got it when I was 7 and it made us sick for weeks. Plus it permanently destroyed our eyesight and we both have had to wear glasses since then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 07:26 AM (0N4FZ)

49 You have precisely identified the problem. Trump et al are strictly coloring within the lines in order to avoid the Impeachment Circus that would follow with his defying the court system. This is one hell of a dilemma.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 07:21 AM (f6ii3)

Right. But, if he did what I believe he's constitutionally allowed to do, the GOPe would join with the Ds and he - and Vance, I have no doubt - would be removed from office. Then the GOPe could surrender gracefully and let the commies have control of the government. (which they desperately want to do anyway)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:26 AM (uQesX)

50 They are not making it any easier to write that f'n check knowing that it will be pissed away in microseconds.
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 07:11 AM (vFG9F)


Does it make you feel any better that it was pissed away years ago?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:27 AM (ExV1e)

51 45 23 That colliding galaxies link is 404.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (uQesX)



Should be fixed
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 07:25 AM (x0n13)



Unfortunately the problem is on not on my end but on the BtB website's end. You have to just scroll down to read the article

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 07:27 AM (x0n13)

52 The CFPB has largely been inoperable since President Trump has sworn into office nearly a year ago. Its employees are mostly forbidden from doing any work, and most of the bureau’s operations this year has been to unwind the work it did under President Biden and even under Trump’s first term.

Reassign them into going over Somalian business receipts.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:27 AM (a4flb)

53 Entitled Somali Talks About Americans' Property Being Rightfully Theirs


---
"Jizya."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 07:27 AM (ESVrU)

54
"My office, ACF, provides Minnesota $185 million in child care funds each year."


And just where does your office get that money?
Hmmmmm?

Posted by: The taxpayers at December 31, 2025 07:28 AM (2Ez/1)

55 And, we have to make it easier for folks to be able to get into that business and then to make sure that folks are able to pay for that.”

“We were able to do it in Minnesota, and I’m still telling you this, we were listed as the best state.

There is a blue haired fat ho sitting in a state office that is typing up the Somali Pirate Daycare paperwork.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:28 AM (gbOdA)

56 May all the blessings of the Lord be yours in abundance in the New Year
Isaiah 43:13

Happy New Year Morning People

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:28 AM (bLAch)

57 That colliding galaxies link is 404.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Should be fixed
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 07:25 AM (x0n13)

Thanks. That's the only story I want to click on today. Most of the others would just get me angry.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:28 AM (uQesX)

58 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 07:29 AM (QGRvm)

59 “I have three words regarding Somalis who have committed fraud against American taxpayers: Send them home. ADIOS MUTHA FUCKRS"

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:29 AM (gbOdA)

60 Just a spectator waiting for something to happen to these criminals. Come to AOS every morning to check to see if anyone is being prosecuted and going to prison. Hopefully three more years of the Trump administration will produce something along these lines. Keep me posted JJ (shrugging shoulders).......
Posted by: JROD at December 31, 2025 07:12 AM (IlL6s)


@shipwreckedcrew

"So, yes the Biden DOJ did file charges against 73 Somalis, but it didn't publicize anything about the fraud via press release after March 2023 that included 57 defendants to that date.

The Trump DOJ has been indicting Somalis since Aug. 2025 in connection with Feeding Our Future and other fraud schemes, including 8 in December involving the Housing assistance fraud scheme.

The US Attorney who announced those charges called them the first in a "wave" of coming indictments."

H/T TJM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:29 AM (ExV1e)

61 Also let me take this opportunity to say

Au revoir, New York City! Au revoir les enfants!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

62
This filthy piece of shit needs to be encased in concrete you complete the sentence, just be discrete!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 07:31 AM (xG4kz)

63 61 Also let me take this opportunity to say

Au revoir, New York City! Au revoir les enfants!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

New York and London, so very similar, or soon to be, at any rate.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 07:32 AM (f6ii3)

64 I wonder what removing every improper recipient from the Social Security recipient list would do to the overall health of the Social Security system.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2025 07:12 AM (iMotb)


I thought that, during the DOGE audit, they found that there weren't that many fraudulent recipients on the Social Security list but that their inclusion allowed for fraud to be perpetrated elsewhere in the system.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

65 Unfortunately the problem is on not on my end but on the BtB website's end. You have to just scroll down to read the article
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 07:27 AM (x0n13)

I just saw the 404 the first time. The second time the story was on top. (after his beg, of course)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:32 AM (uQesX)

66 So far it's worked out, judges wise, in Trump's favor.
Seems everytime a judge is shut down for a stupid rule they use that ruling again.

Trump's working through all of the nullifications nullifying them. When he's finished the judges will have no rulings to make.
Or they'll be on a pike.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:32 AM (bLAch)

67 Good morning JJ and horde
And Happy New Years Eve everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 07:33 AM (leiJl)

68 After several months of effort, Christenson stated that the Obama-era probe suddenly vanished without explanation. “All of a sudden it just evaporated, just went away into thin air. No idea whatever happened with the case,” he added.

haha It be in Obama lieberry.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:33 AM (gbOdA)

69 The first Iron Beam unit just reached operational status, and it's kind of a big deal.
FINALLY, Jewish Space Lasers
========================
If, like me, you are hoping for a mention of Mossad's shark lasers in this article will not be disappointed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 07:35 AM (CgfUU)

70 We owe almost everything good to our English heritage. It all flows from the rule of law and property rights, and England was at the forefront in both. Our revolution was about restoring the rights of Englishmen.

What a seriously warped and twisted revisionist history.

Did you ever read the Declaration of Independence? The entire documents is a point by point rejection of the British System - so horrible and corrupt that God Himself rebuked it and to make the universe right again, it required the colonies to separate by any means necessary.

Did you know that British are subjects not citizens?
That instead of the monarchy, they decided to start off with a completely different pattern that they believed was pleasing to the Creator and elevated man's inalienable Rights bestowed on to him by the Creator rather than privileges granted by the king?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:35 AM (a4flb)

71 I put over $400k into SS.
Just cut me a check for $200k and I will walk away.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:36 AM (gbOdA)

72 "And, we have to make it easier for folks to be able to get into that business and then to make sure that folks are able to pay for that.”


For any of you that are new to the world of PoliticalSpeak the word "folks" is always a tell that you're listening to a lying corrupt weasel. (See Obama, Brock)

Posted by: The More You Know at December 31, 2025 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

73 Happy New Year's Eve to all my gray box friends!

Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 07:37 AM (SfhV1)

74 73 Happy New Year's Eve to all my gray box friends!
Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 07:37 AM (SfhV1)

Happy New Year grammie. May you be blessed.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 07:37 AM (f6ii3)

75 Bushs plan in 2005 would have millions of people now with 20 years of their OWN money.

If you invested $100 in the S&P 500 at the beginning of 2005, you would have about $797.82 at the end of 2025, assuming you reinvested all dividends. This is a return on investment of 697.82%, or 10.62% per year.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:20 AM (gbOdA)


And I supported that plan wholeheartedly. Despite the fact that I will be, technically, eligible to receive social security in a few months, I am doubtful that it will survive my lifetime. I've always known that it was a trainwreck in the making and a way to fuck over millions in the process.

Sadly, too many people can't see beyond the fearmongering.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

76 {grammie}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

77 The first Iron Beam unit just reached operational status, and it's kind of a big deal.
FINALLY, Jewish Space Lasers
========================
If, like me, you are hoping for a mention of Mossad's shark lasers in this article will not be disappointed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


If they can't zap individuals like ants and a magnifying glass, it's useless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 07:38 AM (QGRvm)

78 Good morning Horde, thx JJ. A happy last day of this year to all.
The CFPB should have disappeared long ago but for the courts, including Roberts. As I understand it the CFPB rules and refs were made inseparable when sponsored and passed by Chief Warren. This meant that if one thing was found unconstitutional the rest of the agency was dead. The courts have already found the funding was unconstitutional and also the appointment of the head of the agency. The courts have not followed through on finding the whole things being unconstitutional. Oh and the Congress sits there with their thumbs up their asses

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 07:39 AM (zNwXb)

79 Just cut me a check for $200k and I will walk away.
Posted by: r hennigantx


I'd hold out for 250 but you have a good idea. Of course, the government would never let anyone just walk away.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:39 AM (svLOV)

80 They returned on a flight from Manila on Nov. 29. Two weeks later, they are accused of killing 15 and wounding another 40 in a mass shooting that targeted a Hannukah festival at Bondi Beach.

I know the Aussies dont have the balls but I hope Mossad traces down every last person that worked with killers and drowns them in a toilet.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:41 AM (gbOdA)

81 Of course, the government would never let anyone just walk away.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:39 AM (svLOV)

Yes that is what they hated about the Bush plan is that at some point you had bought yourself out of slavery.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:42 AM (gbOdA)

82 Right. But, if he did what I believe he's constitutionally allowed to do, the GOPe would join with the Ds and he - and Vance, I have no doubt - would be removed from office. Then the GOPe could surrender gracefully and let the commies have control of the government. (which they desperately want to do anyway)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:26 AM (uQesX)


I don't know that impeachment would be successful but it would, absolutely, be the case that stopping "Lawless Trump" would be the issue that every single Dem would run on in 2026. And far too many of our fellow citizens would fall into that story.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

83 Americans Still Jittery Over Fate Of Social Security, But Can’t Agree On How To Fix It: I&I/TIPP Poll

I can't believe that this bullshit is even a discussion point.

Here, while we importing literally tens of millions of complete deadweight and vile parasites and granting them trillions of dollars, some asshole has the temerity to suggest that we cut off American Citizens who busted their asses their entire working career to watch nearly 15% of the income robbed from them pay check after paycheck then be told to go piss up a rope because we need the money for moar foreigners, moar wars, moar Ukraines, moar Climate Change, moar School Loan forgiveness, moar junk food for the obese, moar worthless bureaucrats devoted to regulating us to death, moar $10000 toilets, moar railroads to nowhere, moar free and unlimited healthcare to illegals, moar free abortions and genital mutilations, moar money to the teacher unions....

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:43 AM (a4flb)

84 I know the Aussies dont have the balls but I hope Mossad traces down every last person that worked with killers and drowns them in a toilet.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:41 AM (gbOdA)
====

I presume you are referring to the current Australian government. The people seems ready to act.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

85
I put over $400k into SS.
Just cut me a check for $200k and I will walk away.
Posted by: r hennigantx

I don't want to add mine up, I've maxxed out every year since 1992. I'll cheerfully walk away with zero if it got fixed tonight as I've never once thought I'd see a dime of it and invested heavily for my own retirement with my own after taxes money. We've lived so far below what we could have for the last fourty years, to ensure our own retirement, that the MN fraud stuff makes me want to do *types deletes* things.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 07:43 AM (QVmho)

86 I put over $400k into SS.
Just cut me a check for $200k and I will walk away.

No! That's not how this works! Listen, stay in and I promise you will get $198.79 a month for the rest of your life once you hit 67! Great huh? Even better, get a doc to label you disabled now and I can send you $2800.00 a month right now! And don't forget to sign up for Medicaid since your all crippled up.

Posted by: Somali Joe Ponzi, SSA Clerk at December 31, 2025 07:43 AM (LwmOS)

87 Reassign them into going over Somalian business receipts.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:27 AM (a4flb)


And, when they find no fraud, fire them for cause.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

88 The rain will start here in an hour or two and won't stop for days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

89 In news for peace in 2026: Somalia is scheduled to lead the UN Security Council in January. Their motto is said to be "Some out there may die but we are gonna get rich, rich, rich!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 07:45 AM (ooNHr)

90
Merry New Year!

https://youtu.be/og6flYWMPWI?si=VCqg8GBmmLnmY8Zp

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 07:45 AM (xG4kz)

91 People routinely refer to some unknown time in the future when Social Security runs out of money.

And yet no one seems to worry about when SNAP, WiC, and AFDC will run out of money.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)

92 Hey, Grammie, good to see you. Happy New Year.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:46 AM (bLAch)

93 I put over $400k into SS.
Just cut me a check for $200k and I will walk away.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:36 AM


The thing with social security is they are paying you with wildly inflated dollars when you put in real dollars 20-30 years ago.


Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 07:46 AM (0N4FZ)

94 82 Right. But, if he did what I believe he's constitutionally allowed to do, the GOPe would join with the Ds and he - and Vance, I have no doubt - would be removed from office. Then the GOPe could surrender gracefully and let the commies have control of the government. (which they desperately want to do anyway)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:26 AM (uQesX)

I don't know that impeachment would be successful but it would, absolutely, be the case that stopping "Lawless Trump" would be the issue that every single Dem would run on in 2026. And far too many of our fellow citizens would fall into that story.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

Yes. Just a moment’s consideration of what went on before the 24 election regarding Trump and the Lawfare aimed at him should show anyone what would happen if he stepped over the line in defying the Fed judges. He has weak party support. If it were a chess game, he is put in check continually.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 07:46 AM (f6ii3)

95 Yes that is what they hated about the Bush plan is that at some point you had bought yourself out of slavery.
Posted by: r hennigantx


Mind you, they phrase it as "But people will die without this! Why are you so meeeeean?"

And my response: "Because you treat me with contempt and I am returning the favor."

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:47 AM (svLOV)

96 Is there any marked sane relationship to what they spend versus what they they take in tax revenue?

It’s just mountains of phony baloney confetti-bucks now. The only reason is because “reserve currency”, near as I can tell. Any other countries out there running $38 Trillion in the hole and not subject to IMF “austerity measures”?

Sex change operation for illegal aliens on death row, billions for fraudulent “day care” Somalians, they sure are having a good time while running their bust out operations.

Isn’t it about time for another ill-advised overseas war some place nobody can find on a map? Gotta be something or somewhere the gubbmint can spread “freedom and democracy” ain’t there?

Spin the globe with a blindfold on, see where yer finger lands, c’mon guys!

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 07:47 AM (b9poi)

97 Sadly, too many people can't see beyond the fearmongering.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)
=================
Which also explains Democrat electoral success in large cities.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 07:48 AM (ooNHr)

98
hunnert

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 07:49 AM (xG4kz)

99 91 People routinely refer to some unknown time in the future when Social Security runs out of money.

And yet no one seems to worry about when SNAP, WiC, and AFDC will run out of money.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
---------

Right. People paid for SS, Snap and that other crap is commie freebies. They don't worry, Uncle Sam's got them under his arm.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:49 AM (bLAch)

100 Trump et al are strictly coloring within the lines in order to avoid the Impeachment Circus that would follow with his defying the court system. This is one hell of a dilemma.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 07:21 AM (f6ii3)
**
So the crucible can be confronted or not. You can fear another impeachment process (the fourth?) or take action to save your country. The onus of leadership. Decisions that define it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 31, 2025 07:49 AM (t+TFX)

101 Tampon Timmy, as a white guy, needs to be in prison for not adequately positioning the Somalis for their fraud.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 07:49 AM (3630A)

102

hunnert


or not

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 07:49 AM (xG4kz)

103 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:43 AM (a4flb)

Just shows you that many Americans do not like America First Ideas.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:50 AM (gbOdA)

104 Americans Still Jittery Over Fate Of Social Security, But Can’t Agree On How To Fix It: I&I/TIPP Poll

Start by cutting off the lavish guaranteed defined benefit pensions given to every gold brick that puts in 25 years.

Government employees' lavish and care free pensions are so holy and sacred that some states actually make it Constitutional to plunder the working class to keep the damned parasites regular stream secure despite crashing economies and deep public debt. The streets go unpaved and the fire stations close before one dime of pension is cut - and it is unlawful still to not pay that dime - float another bond or loan.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:50 AM (a4flb)

105 The thing with social security is they are paying you with wildly inflated dollars when you put in real dollars 20-30 years ago.


Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 07:46 AM (0N4FZ)
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Benefits are supposed to "increase" with inflation every year. In fact COLAs to government transfer payments are a significant driver of inflation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

106 73 Happy New Year's Eve to all my gray box friends!
Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 07:37 AM (SfhV1)


Been thinking about and praying for you! Lost your e-mail address so send me a note when you can.

Happy and above all HEALTHY new year my friend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 07:50 AM (x0n13)

107 The thing that aggravates me about the judicial coup is this; a judge issues a TRO on case X. It goes through the legal motions and eventually overturned.

Then, another TRO is issued on case Y, which is just like X. And we go through the motions again.

And again. And again.

To use the "coloring within the lines" metaphor... the administration needs to start tearing out some pages of that coloring book.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 07:51 AM (NwnyJ)

108 The rain will start here in an hour or two and won't stop for days.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:45 AM (RIvkX)


Our current forecast says that it will never rain again in central Texas. Oddly enough, we're only classified as being in a severe drought. I thought it would be worse than that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

109
And to think that, one year ago, Pam Bondi had yet to unleash the colossal flustercuck of the Epstein documents' release.

She ought to have been fired immediately upon starting that fiasco.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 07:53 AM (xG4kz)

110 As an old fart Boomer, i used to give 2 shits about the federal budget and all the vote buying freebies and other programs designed to enslave. After years and years of worrying and expressing solutions blah blah blah I finally said fuck it.

I mooch as much as possible now and will until I croak. When I get a few years older I will max out evey credit card too and blow it on hookers and blow and ain't paying shit back. No heirs so fuck them too.

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at December 31, 2025 07:54 AM (LwmOS)

111 Thank you JJ I will try to do that later today. 6 hours of chemo yesterday so I am a little wobbly.

I don't know how in the world you managed The Morning Report while in treatment. What a warrior you are.

Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 07:55 AM (SfhV1)

112 People routinely refer to some unknown time in the future when Social Security runs out of money.

And yet no one seems to worry about when SNAP, WiC, and AFDC will run out of money.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)


SS is, officially, separately funded. As long as the taxes are collected it won't "run out of money" but it will be unable to pay the entire promised benefit without getting additional money from the regular tax base.

The other things cannot run out of money because Congress said that people are 'entitled' to those benefits. Dems will cut spending on absolutely everything else (except, of course, pay and bennies for feds) before they stop paying those things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

113 MEASLES

Not just in Jerseey and Boston airports. Denver International Airport had an infectious measles passenger earlier this month.

https://is.gd/7ZesLU

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 07:55 AM (/iMjX)

114 In New York and Illinois, where static conformity laws would have caused the tax cuts to automatically transfer into the state tax code, the states are requiring an “add-back” for any deductions related to taxes on tips or overtime in order to protect revenue streams.

Ever notice that the People (D) running on we are For the People never miss an opportunity to stick it to the people.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:55 AM (gbOdA)

115 Mornin’, All. Happy New Year’s Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 07:56 AM (77rzZ)

116 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at December 31, 2025 07:56 AM (53oGX)

117 This country was founded by a bunch of dudes so pissed off at getting taxed an extra $0.00001 on their tea bags and forever stamps that they ran out into a field with the family muzzleloader and picked a fight with the world's biggest and deadliest military empire.

And then, somehow, inexplicably, the act of beating the everloving cabbage farts out of Germany twice in one lifetime, and dropping a small star on Japan on the side for funsies, made everyone so pissed off at the thought ever having to fight anyone, anywhere, over anything, ever again, that we all agreed to construct a National Rope, to rival the space elevators in every sci fi novelist's fever dream, up which to piss every penny of wealth we could possibly generate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:56 AM (06Hmj)

118 Mind you, they phrase it as "But people will die without this! Why are you so meeeeean?"

And my response: "Because you treat me with contempt and I am returning the favor."
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 07:47 AM (svLOV)


I find it sadly amusing the number of people who reach SS age only to find out that "SS was never intended to entirely fund retirement" and that, having saved nothing over their working years, they're not in a good place.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

119 Eric Swallwell strikes me as the ultimate jackass.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2025 07:57 AM (xeLtb)

120 Tampon Timmy, as a white guy, needs to be in prison for not adequately positioning the Somalis for their fraud.

The tampons in the boy's restrooms is to staunch the bleeding of the victims anally raped in MN's schools.

So see, Timmy really cares.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:57 AM (a4flb)

121 So the crucible can be confronted or not. You can fear another impeachment process (the fourth?) or take action to save your country. The onus of leadership. Decisions that define it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 31, 2025 07:49 AM (t+TFX)


Easy to say when you're not the one who'll pay the price.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

122 Is there any marked sane relationship to what they spend versus what they they take in tax revenue?
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Not at all. Tax policy is purely social policy and has no element of fiscal policy.

Revenues are not, but should be, considered when planning spending. The reality is that spending also has no relationship to fiscal policy.

The difference is funded by borrowing and by inflating the money supply.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

123
I find it sadly amusing the number of people who reach SS age only to find out that "SS was never intended to entirely fund retirement" and that, having saved nothing over their working years, they're not in a good place.

Posted by: I used to have a different ni


"Call 'A Place for Doofuses' at your local Somali daycare center! Operators are standing by!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 07:59 AM (xG4kz)

124 Start by cutting off the lavish guaranteed defined benefit pensions given to every gold brick that puts in 25 years.

I don't think that the federal government has that anymore. What states do is states problem. The rest of us shouldn't bail them out, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 08:00 AM (ExV1e)

125 >>>INGERSOLL: Someone Forgot To Send Tim Walz The Memo. Blaming Whitey Doesn’t Work Anymore

You know you're over a target very important to the Democrats, when all DNC Flak Divisionen are firing Race Card Flak shells at you as fast as the Democrat-Media Complex troops can load and fire their TV, YouTube, and Internet guns!

JJ, thank you for your terrific work for us in 2025! Wishing you a Happy and Healthy 2026!

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2025 08:00 AM (5rh/l)

126 I find it sadly amusing the number of people who reach SS age only to find out that "SS was never intended to entirely fund retirement" and that, having saved nothing over their working years, they're not in a good place.

That is why there are myriads of other programs out there. Didn't save for your retirement? Pissed it all away on drugs and tattoos? Don't worry, we'll rob your neighbor so we can cut your utility bills and give you a free phone and data plan. Lets move you into free housing and get you on Medicaid so that you don't have any medical bills. Hungry? We got you covered, pick a plan, they will all allow you to scam your way into morbid obesity and diabetes and have money left over for cigarettes and pr0n.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:01 AM (a4flb)

127
That's Command Sergeant Major Walz to you, peasant!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 08:02 AM (xG4kz)

128 I find it amusing that people worry about SS. It will continue as along as America continues. On the other hand Snap and that crap will be discontinued; able bodied persons will have to put there Doritoes down and go to work. When that happens a lot of things will change for the better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:02 AM (bLAch)

129 Ever notice that the People (D) running on we are For the People never miss an opportunity to stick it to the people.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 07:55 AM (gbOdA)


And, yet, most of those people getting stuck will likely vote Democrat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 08:02 AM (ExV1e)

130 Start by cutting off the lavish guaranteed defined benefit pensions given to every gold brick that puts in 25 years.


I don't think that the federal government has that anymore. What states do is states problem.

The rest of us shouldn't bail them out, though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


And there in lies the problem. States know the feral government WILL bail them out.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:05 AM (QGRvm)

131 Later, another employee replied, “Can you make sure no suppression impacts at skull rock please”—a spot along the Temescal Ridge Trail near the fire’s point of origin. In another exchange, the employee voiced concern about “isolated astragalus scattered about on some rock outcrops along that south portion of the trail.”

In a just world these people would be named and shamed for picking plants over people.

And isn't astragalus non-native species?

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:05 AM (gbOdA)

132 Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:56 AM (06Hmj)

Great summation in pure poetry

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 08:05 AM (3Ope8)

133 Will 2026 be the year The Gods of the Copybook Headings return?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 08:06 AM (zNwXb)

134 And, yet, most of those people getting stuck will likely vote Democrat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 08:02 AM (ExV1e)

- We'll give you everything you want for free
- Ohhh, sorry, we'd love to but we can't because your greedy asshole neighbor spent all the money in the world on a mid-sized sedan to get to work and on their awful straight, white kids.
- Don't you just hate that bastard, though? Seriously, someone should do something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:06 AM (06Hmj)

135 It's getting to the point that I just look at the headlines and don't read most of the stories. Seems nothing is getting done against the evildoers in our government. Just have to get used to it, I guess.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 07:14 AM (uQesX)


Same here. I often wonder why I bother coming on AoS during the week at all, when I always end up even more depressed and angry than usual. Which is not the fault of Ace, the cob-loggers or the Horde; it's my sure and certain knowledge that there is no bottom and no point at which the American public will finally revolt.

From my admittedly limited POV, Trump seems to think that a roaring economy will cure all ills. But all it will do is give the left a bigger pot of gold to plunder. I would gladly pay $10/gallon gas if I could see Comey, Scankles, Swallwell, MConnell, &c. given the Ceaucescu treatment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:06 AM (ufSfZ)

136
I do hope that April Walz has another year of filming her opinions worthy of sharing with us over a heaping bowl of Sponge Bob mac-n-cheese. She's found her niche.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 08:06 AM (xG4kz)

137 I mooch as much as possible now and will until I croak. When I get a few years older I will max out evey credit card too and blow it on hookers and blow and ain't paying shit back. No heirs so fuck them too.

Seems reasonable, especially since the Mills and Z demand I pay off their individual six figure college debt.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:07 AM (a4flb)

138 Where my EBT card? I need me some mo Doritos, HoHos and grape Nehi.

Posted by: LaQuisha at December 31, 2025 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

139 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:35 AM
___________

C'mon. The Declaration of Independence is a list of grievances against George III for trampling on the rights of Englishmen enjoyed in their home country. Edmund Burke, the father of modern conservatism, was at the time defending our revolution in Parliament largely on those grounds.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 08:07 AM (XvL8K)

140 I would gladly pay $10/gallon gas if I could see Comey, Scankles, Swallwell, MConnell, &c. given the Ceaucescu treatment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Make it a Pay Per View event and our budget problems would be solved.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 08:08 AM (svLOV)

141 The rain will start here in an hour or two and won't stop for days.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

See! I told you. I just had the date wrong. Can I keep your money?

Posted by: Nigerian Profit at December 31, 2025 08:08 AM (uQesX)

142 >>> it's my sure and certain knowledge that there is no bottom and no point at which the American public will finally revolt.
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We're all going to die.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:08 AM (bLAch)

143 it's my sure and certain knowledge that there is no bottom and no point at which the American public will finally revolt.


Hold on there, I'm not giving up my role as President of the AoSHQ Black Pilled Chapter so easily.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:08 AM (a4flb)

144 This filthy piece of shit needs to be ______________ you complete the sentence, just be discreet!

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... trebucheted over The Great Wall of China and into the prison camp known as North Korea. Either that or hang-hanged ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 08:09 AM (QbCrG)

145 Happy New Year's Eve to all my gray box friends!
Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 07:37 AM (SfhV1)
*******
Happy New Year's Eve, grammie.
Been praying for you!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 08:09 AM (NpAcC)

146 I find it amusing that people worry about SS. It will continue as along as America continues. On the other hand Snap and that crap will be discontinued
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You’re smoking your socks if you think they won’t inflate away the purchasing power. Or put another way they can save the dollar or they can save the markets. They can’t save both.

Put yet even another way, if it comes down to it, they will also throw Social Security recipients under the bus. Mainly because they are too old to riot. Think about it. They have already set the stage, we’re just waiting for the show to begin.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 08:10 AM (b9poi)

147 On the other hand Snap and that crap will be discontinued; able bodied persons will have to put there Doritoes down and go to work. When that happens a lot of things will change for the better.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:02 AM (bLAch)

Seems to me a big old reconciliation bill with 364 day limits with 60 day cooling off to reapply would help.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

148 I wandered over to utube and got stuck watching an F47 video, because I am a sucker for F47 videos. Airplanes are looking more like science fiction inventions all the time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:13 AM (yiwg4)

149 C'mon. The Declaration of Independence is a list of grievances against George III for trampling on the rights of Englishmen enjoyed in their home country. Edmund Burke, the father of modern conservatism, was at the time defending our revolution in Parliament largely on those grounds.

OK, so you are also totally unfamiliar with:

Edmund Burke and Thomas Paine and their disagreements as chronicled in "Reflections" and "Rights of Man".



Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:13 AM (a4flb)

150 We're all going to die.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:08 AM (bLAch)


Eventually.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

151 "The Masks Are Off
Carlson and Owens have become leading Western apologists for Islam."

"Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: Shameless Political Chameleon
"College-educated, affluent suburban women — that’s who I am."

I haven't even rung in the New Year with champagne and I already want to puke.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

152 Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey seems like even more of an effeminate weirdo fey loser than Tim Walz. He makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2025 08:16 AM (8CIFn)

153
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women...
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
They'd be all bound down!
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 31, 2025 08:16 AM (vFG9F)

154 “College-educated, affluent suburban women — that’s who I am”
——

Democracy, Universal Suffrage - a huge mistake

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 08:16 AM (b9poi)

155 I am an anal fistula.


Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 08:17 AM (C4wQ6)

156 I mooch as much as possible now and will until I croak. When I get a few years older I will max out evey credit card too and blow it on hookers and blow and ain't paying shit back. No heirs so fuck them too.

Seems reasonable, especially since the Mills and Z demand I pay off their individual six figure college debt.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:07 AM (a4flb)

Is it immoral to take every benefit the government offers? I don't think so. Therefore I have no qualms about qualifying for the EIC because of our lower income and still dependent kid. Did you know if you're retired and taking SS, any dependent child under 18 gets a check too? (it doesn't come out of their future benefits, either) So, I take them. Had you let me have my own money, I could have saved or not and sold the house and hied to the Philippines and lived on a lot less.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:17 AM (uQesX)

157 Eric Swallwell strikes me as the ultimate jackass.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2025 07:57 AM (xeLtb)
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A nominee certainly. Maybe today Ace can sort out which Congress critter is the biggest jackass, or at least guide us towards a better appreciation for "how insane and stupid got so rich".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:17 AM (yiwg4)

158 Today is also, National Champagne Day. 🍾🥂

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

159 I know one must face reality but I find I'm happier when I ignore Tucker and Candy. Has Candy accused herself of murdering Charlie Kirk yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2025 08:18 AM (8CIFn)

160 Swallwell is too much of a non-entity to ever be the ultimate anything.

He might be the penultimate jackass, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:18 AM (06Hmj)

161 "Today is also, National Champagne Day."

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Guy who will drink to anything at December 31, 2025 08:19 AM (vFG9F)

162 Islamic Republic of Iran Says it’s in a ‘Total War’

Islamic Republic of Iran Says it’s in a ‘Overall War’

Islamic Republic of Iran Says it’s in a ‘Unlimited War’

I should go to Iran as a copywriter as there are much stronger adjectives than Total.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:19 AM (gbOdA)

163 The ASS guide to making hallucinogens in Mom's basement is going to be a publishing hit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:19 AM (+GEEr)

164 I would gladly pay $10/gallon gas if I could see Comey, Scankles, Swallwell, MConnell, &c. given the Ceaucescu treatment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:06 AM (ufSfZ)

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Trump is 0 for 4 on AG picks thus far in his two terms (including Gaetz, who might have been the best of the sorry lot).

I think someone like former Missouri Attorney General (and current US Senator) Eric Schmitt or maybe Ken Paxton out of Texas may have been fearless & effective -- or even someone who was personally f*cked by the Deep State (with a chip on their shoulder) like Rudy Giuliani, but what do I know?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (QbCrG)

165 OK, so you are also totally unfamiliar with:

Edmund Burke and Thomas Paine and their disagreements as chronicled in "Reflections" and "Rights of Man".
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
__________

Paine was defending the French Revolution, not ours. And he was obviously wrong in that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (XvL8K)

166 Got a laugh out of the article about Bari Weiss where George Clooney says "he's concerned for his country" . He and his anti Semite wife have become French citizens and moved there permanently. Le fuck off George

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (zNwXb)

167 >>>The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song

>Now do Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (nljXp)

168 Overall War? Dickies vs Carhartt?

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (vFG9F)

169 111 Thank you JJ I will try to do that later today. 6 hours of chemo yesterday so I am a little wobbly.

I don't know how in the world you managed The Morning Report while in treatment. What a warrior you are.
Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 07:55 AM (SfhV1)



God bless and keep you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 08:21 AM (x0n13)

170 ">Now do Yoko Ono.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"

Not even with John Lennon's zombie dick

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 08:21 AM (vFG9F)

171 Hoping 2026 is the year that sees the religious fascists in Tehran swept away and the Iranian people freed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

172 Swallwell is too much of a non-entity to ever be the ultimate anything.

He might be the penultimate jackass, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:18 AM (06Hmj)

Or the antepenultimate, even.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:21 AM (uQesX)

173 164 Hasn’t Giuliani become an alcoholic?

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM (77rzZ)

174 168 Overall War? Dickies vs Carhartt?
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (vFG9F)

It's just a little spat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM (06Hmj)

175 If you want to claim "the economy sucks," explain how it was different a year ago than it is today. That is, did it NOT suck a year ago, or did it just suck worse (therefore has improved).

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM (t+TFX)

176 Overall War? Dickies vs Carhartt?
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (vFG9F)

It's just a little spat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM (06Hmj)

Just had to shoehorn that in there, didn't you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:23 AM (uQesX)

177 Easy to say when you're not the one who'll pay the price.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

Sure, but beside the point. It's true or it isn't true.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 31, 2025 08:24 AM (t+TFX)

178 Overall War? Dickies vs Carhartt?
Posted by: fd


Carhartt > Dickies

Duluth Trading > Carhartt

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:24 AM (QGRvm)

179 What's all this about the horn gets blown at midnight?

Posted by: Captain Horatio Hornblower at December 31, 2025 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

180 No JJ the economy sucks and ordinary working Americans know it.
===

What are you complaining about, you just made 50 cents.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

181 People are not fleeing for nothing – either because their countries are economically dysfunctional, because there is war or because of oppression. These are dysfunctional states, and the people who come from these states usually do not have the education, knowledge and experience necessary to be successful on the German labor market. This explains why these groups are so overrepresented in social assistance statistics,”

I have heard this story from another country.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

182 If you want to claim "the economy sucks," explain how it was different a year ago than it is today. That is, did it NOT suck a year ago, or did it just suck worse (therefore has improved).
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM (t+TFX)

Blow jobs under the bridge only pay $15 now. So, his economy is worse than last year.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:25 AM (uQesX)

183 171 Hoping 2026 is the year that sees the religious fascists in Tehran swept away and the Iranian people freed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:21 AM (RIvkX)



Indeed! What comes after is still a big mystery but if the Mullahocracy is swept aside, that would be a pretty big deal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 08:25 AM (x0n13)

184 Trump is a Reformer not a Revolutionary. Our side does not have Revolutionaries.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 08:25 AM (f6ii3)

185 ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
“Did you know that in 2008 more than 500,000 voters

— or nearly 19% of all voters in Minnesota —

registered on Election Day?

Did you know that former Senator Al Franken was elected by 312 votes?”

https://tinyurl.com/564swv3w

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

186 “ When you pass through the waters,
I will be with you;
and when you pass through the rivers,
they will not sweep over you.
When you walk through the fire,
you will not be burned;
the flames will not set you ablaze.”

Isaiah 43:2

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (Jl/ju)

187 From my admittedly limited POV, Trump seems to think that a roaring economy will cure all ills. But all it will do is give the left a bigger pot of gold to plunder.

Trump clearly is not a linear thinker.

While stimulating as much productivity into the system, he is very aware and actively working to defund the Left leaving the monsters who plunder the system without the means to rule pretending to be a majority when they are not.

Other miracles are occurring too:

For one, much to RFK's chagrin, the massive increase in Autism isn't from vaccines and Tylenol, but Somalian-styled fraud.

Yeeting Somalians from the welfare rolls and physically from this country also reduces foreign wars and terrorism while saving us tens of billions!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (a4flb)

188 "Today is also, National Champagne Day."

I'm out of champagne and I expect all the liquor stores around me are, too. But I would give nearly anything to share a bottle of Veuve Cliquot with a lovely lady to make me forget myself and start the new year off right.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (ufSfZ)

189 I'm staunchly propenultimate.

Posted by: It's like a Greek Yogurt at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

190 My folks always watched Guy Lombardo on New Year’s Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (77rzZ)

191 The American Economy is, and has been for a while, like a Ferrari that was commandeered by a village full of idiots to be the town car, and some asshole put the emergency brake on and broke the handle off, but no one cares because it ain't theirs so screw it, just rev it harder, it'll keep going. Don't worry about the smell.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (06Hmj)

192 Tried to post a picture of Clara Bow in a negligee with that last, but tinyurl isn't working for me today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (ufSfZ)

193 t's just a little spat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM (06Hmj)

Just had to shoehorn that in there, didn't you?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:23 AM (uQesX)


It's not that black and white.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 08:27 AM (3Ope8)

194 Speaking of moving to France, the English TV series starring Clive Owen about a retired Sam Spade moving to the south of France, is decent. He was married and then widowed, and then goes about solving a local mystery. It's called "Monsieur Spade".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:27 AM (vyvuF)

195 No JJ the economy sucks and ordinary working Americans know it.
====

You really need to be better. Your trolling sucks.

No passion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

196 My folks always watched Guy Lombardo on New Year’s Eve.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (77rzZ)

Used to watch The Tonight Show on NYE. There's nothing good to do anymore.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:28 AM (uQesX)

197 That's so meaningful Marcus T. Thank you for that powerful passage. Happp New Year !

Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 08:28 AM (SfhV1)

198 Happy New Year's Eve to all my gray box friends!
Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 07:37 AM (SfhV1)

So very good to see you, Grammie! Happy New Year's Eve to you and the Rev as well.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 08:28 AM (wVcYX)

199 I've blown a few horns at midnight.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 31, 2025 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

200 No passion.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


He knows that he's going to be mocked and his statements edited. Hard to stay passionate with trolling knowing that.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 08:29 AM (svLOV)

201 With a few exceptions, the AG spot at DoJ is a political one. Bondi's a politician, not a law enforcement officer. She doesn't even really try to be one.

There are some people who'll say they support her efforts to reform the DoJ. I'd like to know, specifically, what those efforts are and whether they are being successful. An on the cuff analysis seems to be mixed.

If, as some suggest, the DoJ is as corrupt as they say, then perhaps someone with a more forceful personality would be a better fit at Justice. I think Bondi's timid. A politician in a cut-throat position who's having some difficulty reigning in her charge.

There are other women in the administration that don't seem to be having the same issues in their respective positions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 08:30 AM (NwnyJ)

202 Thank you Count. I hope 2026 is good to you

Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 08:30 AM (SfhV1)

203 Amen Grammie. Amen. God is good. New Years blessings to all. Never give up. Never quit.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 08:30 AM (Jl/ju)

204 It's just a little spat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM (06Hmj)

Just had to shoehorn that in there, didn't you?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:23 AM (uQesX)

It's not that black and white.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 08:27 AM (3Ope

And that buttons it all up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:30 AM (uQesX)

205 Sam Spade license # 137596

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 08:31 AM (b9poi)

206 I've blown a few horns at midnight.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 31, 2025 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)
====================
A tip of the Follywood cap to that outstanding post.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:31 AM (vyvuF)

207 Overall War? Dickies vs Carhartt?
Posted by: fd


*********

Sound the battle cry:

"Remember Oshkosh, B'Gosh!"

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 08:31 AM (/iMjX)

208 Great to see you grammie!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:32 AM (vyvuF)

209 Marcus - I have that quote on a tote bag.


Off I go - morning nap. God bless you all

Posted by: Grammie Wingers' ipad at December 31, 2025 08:32 AM (SfhV1)

210 He knows that he's going to be mocked and his statements edited. Hard to stay passionate with trolling knowing that.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 08:29 AM (svLOV)

I just wonder if he stays around to read any replies? It's got to fry him, if he does, when he finds himself with a mouthful of shit pebbles.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:32 AM (uQesX)

211 It's just a little spat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM

Just had to shoehorn that in there, didn't you?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:23 AM

+++

Sock it to me.

Posted by: Goldie Hawn at December 31, 2025 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

212 "the economy sucks and ordinary working Americans know it."

Somalians, however....

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 08:33 AM (vFG9F)

213 It's just a little spat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:22 AM

Just had to shoehorn that in there, didn't you?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:23 AM

+++

Sock it to me.
Posted by: Goldie Hawn at December 31, 2025 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

Verrrry interrrrresting.

Posted by: Artie Johnson at December 31, 2025 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

214 Sock it to me.
Posted by: Goldie Hawn at December 31, 2025 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

Sock it to me?*





*Fun fact: Rowan and Martin were Nixon supporters.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at December 31, 2025 08:35 AM (uQesX)

215 New Year's Eve is a hollowed-out husk since 1977 when Guy Lombardo passed away.

Thank you JJ, for another year of Morning Reports. Starts my weekdays off on the right foot. Which then gets ruined by mostly bad "Art".

Posted by: Lenny's Clam Bar at December 31, 2025 08:36 AM (oftw2)

216 Paine was defending the French Revolution, not ours. And he was obviously wrong in that.

Paine's pamphlets contributed mightily to the creation of this nation's charter. Starting with "Common Sense" that was pivotal in the rallying support for independence and that the government should derive its authority from the people not monarchy or hereditary privilege.

Though he did whine a bit about the 1787 Constitution for being too conservative and elitist.

I also would not want him on the SCOTUS because he rejected "originalism". We have enough "living document" types on the bench now.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:36 AM (a4flb)

217 Speaking of moving to France, the English TV series starring Clive Owen about a retired Sam Spade moving to the south of France, is decent. He was married and then widowed, and then goes about solving a local mystery. It's called "Monsieur Spade".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025


***
That sounds imaginative. Will the idea support multiple episodes, though? I expect there aren't 22, but maybe 6 or 7?

Spade's main adventure, Maltese Falcon, was published in '29, so probably set in '28. This series, I guess, would be in the Thirties, before the war?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 08:36 AM (wzUl9)

218 Beautiful downtown Burbank

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:36 AM (77rzZ)

219 Girl F. sending video of New Year's fireworks in Sydney. They are spectacular!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

220 >>Americans Still Jittery Over Fate Of Social Security, But Can’t Agree On How To Fix It:

Social Security started to become illiquid when Congress allowed illegal aliens, and aliens with temporary status access to the funds. They also allowed immigrants the ability to put people like their sick parents on SSDI. Take a look at the legislation Congress passed, the look at the chart of solvency.

SSDI is also a huge fraud vector. When someone finally digs down on that scam it’s going to be trillions. There are doctors and fake medical establishments who funnel people into that system.

So you want to know how to make SS solvent? There you go. Pretty easy, even an internet guy can do it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 08:37 AM (Jl/ju)

221 There's always watching the ball drop. Might have more significance this year.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 08:38 AM (sDNVV)

222 Good morning! Ready to say goodbye to 2025, altho for me it was pretty great overall, I know for many it was trying.

2026 LET'S GOOOOOO

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 08:38 AM (emBoF)

223 Let the record show: I was not a crook.

Posted by: Tricky Dick at December 31, 2025 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

224 737 and thru da links

Today, December 31, 2025, is the sixth day of Kwanzaa
Ima get me a pimp cup of VSOP.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

225 >>Yeeting Somalians from the welfare rolls and physically from this country also reduces foreign wars and terrorism while saving us tens of billions!
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
---

Tell that to Nicole Shanahan whose child developed autism within a week of being vaccinated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:38 AM (bLAch)

226 I just made some sausage gravy so thick you can stand a spoon in it. I may need to thin it a bit. Biscuits built into the mix.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:39 AM (nljXp)

227 Grammie, that’s great. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 31, 2025 08:39 AM (Jl/ju)

228 Spade's main adventure, Maltese Falcon, was published in '29, so probably set in '28. This series, I guess, would be in the Thirties, before the war?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 08:36 AM (wzUl9)

And, after being run out of Europe by Poirot, changed his name to Rick, and took up residence in Caseblanca.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:39 AM (uQesX)

229 Speaking of moving to France, the English TV series starring Clive Owen about a retired Sam Spade moving to the south of France, is decent. He was married and then widowed, and then goes about solving a local mystery. It's called "Monsieur Spade".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025


***
Oh, no, I see it's set in 1963, and Spade is now sixty. That sounds about right; he would have been around twenty-five at the time of the Falcon adventure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 08:39 AM (wzUl9)

230 CBS News conducted its own analysis of nearly a dozen day care centers mentioned by Shirley: all but two have active licenses, according to state records, and all active locations were visited by state regulators within the last six months. CBS News' review also found dozens of citations related to safety, cleanliness, equipment, and staff training, among other violations, but there was no recorded evidence of fraud.

.. the memes write themselves

Posted by: SMOD at December 31, 2025 08:39 AM (RHGPo)

231 207 Overall War? Dickies vs Carhartt?
Posted by: fd

Liberty Overalls was a long-time sponsor of Hee-Haw. Most of the cast wore them. Buck Owens usually wore his backwards, which must have been a challenge to pee in.

Posted by: Button Fly Bobby at December 31, 2025 08:40 AM (oftw2)

232 ...make me forget myself and start the new year off right.

With a hangover?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:40 AM (a4flb)

233 My folks always watched Guy Lombardo on New Year’s Eve.

Guy Lombardo was a hydroplane racer, and once held the world water speed record -- although the Lake Saint Clair Roostertail crowd say he was a little overcautious in race traffic.

He was a major racetrack investor on Long Island when there were such things, and helped put together the financing for the speedway at Daytona. Auld Lang Syne was very good to him.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 31, 2025 08:41 AM (zdLoL)

234 Trump Admin Freezes All Childcare Payments To Minnesota As Somali Daycare Scandal Goes Viral


And yes the left is absolutely dying on this hill

Posted by: SMOD at December 31, 2025 08:41 AM (RHGPo)

235
Democrat Farm Labor Party

__________

Soon to be Democrat Peasant Workers Party

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2025 08:41 AM (tgvbd)

236 There's always watching the ball drop. Might have more significance this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 08:38 AM (sDNVV)
====

When it hits bottom it will turn red and display a hammer & sickle.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:41 AM (RIvkX)

237 The first Iron Beam unit just reached operational status, and it's kind of a big deal.
FINALLY, Jewish Space Lasers


We all know JJ has one in space already that he uses to make CBD's brisket get overdone.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 08:42 AM (3ha+O)

238
221 There's always watching the ball drop. Might have more significance this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 08:38 AM



Or a Moon Pie:

https://tinyurl.com/58mcdwdn

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

239

Happy Schvanzaa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (x0n13)

240 This is just sad.
Republicans are just not getting out to vote.
The midterms could be really ugly.

Iowa Democrat wins state Senate seat, blocking GOP from regaining supermajority in state legislature

https://tinyurl.com/5a66nh5h

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

241 Somalians, however....
Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 08:33 AM (vFG9F)

It is kid of a jarring juxtaposition, isn't it?

America, and the West in general more or less, has this weird, nearly mystical obsession with this strange, abstract thing we call "The Economy", as if it were a self contained object with its own intensive and extensive properties, and lives and breathes on its own to be poked and prodded and studied and manipulated like it were an elephant or a bridge. The legacy of Adam Smith I assume.

A Somali has pretty much no conception of such a creature. You have stuff. You suck at protecting your stuff. He takes your stuff. Now he has stuff. You go out and make more stuff. You suck at protecting that stuff, too. He takes your stuff again. Now he has more stuff.

There's no "Economy" to talk about in any of that, it's just a bunch of making and taking with no coherence or internal structure of any kind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (06Hmj)

242
The Democrats/Commies big defense of the Somali mega-fraud is-

*said with soy-based vocal cords*

"But, but, but, white people commit fraud too."

Welp, I agree.

Lock-up all the white Minnesoturds involved in the fraud as well,

Maybe a close look at Tampon Tim is in order...

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (iJfKG)

243 Oh, no, I see it's set in 1963, and Spade is now sixty. That sounds about right; he would have been around twenty-five at the time of the Falcon adventure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 08:39 AM (wzUl9)
================
The sixties are a good choice as a decade for a world-weary California detective, as it allows both period piece French backgrounds and some skinny dipping in the same series.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (vyvuF)

244 Hard to get a fed indictment thru a grand jury uns blue state, unless the target is a conservative

Posted by: Jonah at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (YCxFk)

245 When it hits bottom it will turn red and display a hammer & sickle.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:41 AM (RIvkX)

Maybe the new mayor's friends will make it explode?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (uQesX)

246 Source: Bloomberg

The 'no hire, no fire, no quits' labor market continues.

Posted by: SMOD at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (RHGPo)

247 Soon to be Democrat Peasant Workers Slaves Party
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2025 08:41 AM (tgvbd)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

248 TCM is running Marx Brothers movies all day.

Posted by: Sanity Clause at December 31, 2025 08:44 AM (oftw2)

249 btw tomorrow is a very important day

big parade around here!

lol I have a good feeling about this year's Mummers I dunno

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 08:44 AM (emBoF)

250 Happy Schvanzaa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (x0n13)
================
Laughing over here.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:44 AM (vyvuF)

251 Outside of Paxton in TX, what GOP state Ag or states attorney ever goes after a Dem? That is pathetic

Posted by: Jonah at December 31, 2025 08:44 AM (YCxFk)

252 If, as some suggest, the DoJ is as corrupt as they say, then perhaps someone with a more forceful personality would be a better fit at Justice.

We seen some of the clowns in the DOJ, they are getting arrested for interfering in ICE operations.

They look like they are best suited for demeaning scut work and should be assigned some of the most menial and humiliating tasks that have near zero influence on society.

Then go ahead and contract out to law firms and PI agencies that could provide based talent to go do the things that do matter.

If we are pissing away tens of billions on Quality Leaning, and have already made the argument for outsourcing (eg. H1B) we can certainly afford to rent outside DOJ skill positions on a performance metric and start tearing down the Left's institutions.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:45 AM (a4flb)

253 lol I have a good feeling about this year's Mummers I dunno
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 31, 2025 08:44 AM (emBoF)

Quietest damn parade you've ever seen!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:45 AM (uQesX)

254
Sarah Hoyt keeps asking there DOGE question, as should we all, esp. when talking with progtards:

"What if the deficit is all fraud?"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 08:46 AM (iJfKG)

255 My wife wants to go to a party tonight. How am I going to do that when some idiot TV guy scheduled OSU and Miami for 7:30 PM tonight?

This is a real problem.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:46 AM (vyvuF)

256 Spin the globe with a blindfold on, see where yer finger lands, c’mon guys!"

Hey, what's another $38 T between friends?

Posted by: man at December 31, 2025 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

257 250 Happy Schvanzaa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (x0n13)
================
Laughing over here.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:44 AM (vyvuF)


Momma of blessed memory coined that phrase.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 08:47 AM (x0n13)

258 Richards X Feed:

@BernieSanders
says he’ll be introducing a national wealth tax to emulate California’s

What do you call this type of dancing? (ghey dudes ass to dick dancing)

Unrealized gains should be taxed Because of the debt loophole; ( I have study this and do not understand how the debt loophole works)

and

So the New York Times has reported that one if the Venezuelan boats has finally washed up on shore and it wasn’t filled with Fentanyl or Cocaine! It had Marijuana

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

259 255 My wife wants to go to a party tonight. How am I going to do that when some idiot TV guy scheduled OSU and Miami for 7:30 PM tonight?

This is a real problem.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

###
I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: The DVR at December 31, 2025 08:48 AM (2Ez/1)

260 This is a real problem.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 08:46 AM (vyvuF)

Won't every dude there be watching?

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

261 I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: The DVR at December 31, 2025 08:48 AM (2Ez/1)

(wiggles phonephinger)

Call me.

Posted by: Uber/Lyft at December 31, 2025 08:49 AM (uQesX)

262 It's 5 o'clock somewhere...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 08:49 AM (3Ope8)

263 Sock it to me.
Posted by: Goldie Hawn at December 31, 2025 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

Sock it to me?*

*Fun fact: Rowan and Martin were Nixon supporters.
Posted by: Richard Nixon at December 31, 2025 08:35 AM (uQesX)


For a season, at least, another R&M catchphrase was "Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere." I've seen Nixon saying that in a clip where he was doing a campaign event with Rowan and Martin.

And I know Judy Carne and Goldie Hawn were the designated hotties on the show, but I had a thing for Jo Ann Worley.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:49 AM (ufSfZ)

264 For one, much to RFK's chagrin, the massive increase in Autism isn't from vaccines and Tylenol, but Somalian-styled fraud.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (a4flb)

It actually can be both (and then even more as well)...and probably is...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 08:49 AM (tOcjL)

265 Kumala has started a "Fight For The People PAC". Please give 'til it hurts!

Posted by: Here's My Donation at December 31, 2025 08:50 AM (oftw2)

266 "But, but, but, white people commit fraud too."

Unfortunately they are mono variable equation "thinkers" who feel that the only path to success is to avoid the low level criminals and only seek the biggest fish - who have an army of lawyers, prosecutors, judges, and shadowy wet workers who make convictions impossible.

That is, don't waste time getting the low hanging fruit, every prosecution should be Mars launches using Right Now resources.

Failure thinking from failure minds.

Go get them all. Use black hoods and white vans to get the big fish who are Too Big To Jail.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:50 AM (a4flb)

267 You know who else had a single ball drop?

Posted by: Artie Johnson at December 31, 2025 08:50 AM (wVcYX)

268 The sixties are a good choice as a decade for a world-weary California detective, as it allows both period piece French backgrounds and some skinny dipping in the same series.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025


***
And Owen has some of the physical traits Hammett described. Nice that they don't pretend the actor is still thirty-something. I'll have to look for this at the library. They have a slew of TV series on DVD as well as movies.

There was only one Spade novel, and a very few short stories. The latter were written as Hammett slid into his "not writing any more" period. His last novel was The Thin Man -- which is nowhere near the funny charming romp of the Powell-Loy movie or its sequels. As with Falcon, I got bored with TTM the novel early on and took two or three tries to finish it. Maybe I'd appreciate it more now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 08:50 AM (wzUl9)

269

Blow jobs under the bridge only pay $15 now. So, his economy is worse than last year.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

So, deflation as represented in the post BJ bliss as well as the lower price point for a BJ under the bridge.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 08:50 AM (QVmho)

270 >>>Sarah Hoyt keeps asking there DOGE question, as should we all, esp. when talking with progtards:

"What if the deficit is all fraud?"

Posted by: naturalfake

>Here's one: The economy is all a fraud. BOHICA.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 08:50 AM (nljXp)

271 There's no "Economy" to talk about in any of that, it's just a bunch of making and taking with no coherence or internal structure of any kind.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (06Hmj)

It is called the Shit Hole Economy. Used by about 55% of the so-called countries today.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:51 AM (gbOdA)

272 And I know Judy Carne and Goldie Hawn were the designated hotties on the show, but I had a thing for Jo Ann Worley.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:49 AM (ufSfZ)

Sadly, MP4, she wouldn't have the hots for you. Or any guy, really.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:51 AM (uQesX)

273 Odious Debt

That’ll be great. I can see the “What You Need To Know” headlines already.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 08:51 AM (b9poi)

274

Morgo the Friendly Drelm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 08:51 AM (x0n13)

275 252 If, as some suggest, the DoJ is as corrupt as they say, then perhaps someone with a more forceful personality would be a better fit at Justice.

We seen some of the clowns in the DOJ, they are getting arrested for interfering in ICE operations.

They look like they are best suited for demeaning scut work and should be assigned some of the most menial and humiliating tasks that have near zero influence on society.

Then go ahead and contract out to law firms and PI agencies that could provide based talent to go do the things that do matter.

If we are pissing away tens of billions on Quality Leaning, and have already made the argument for outsourcing (eg. H1B) we can certainly afford to rent outside DOJ skill positions on a performance metric and start tearing down the Left's institutions.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 08:45 AM (a4flb)

Feds can't pay enough to the outsourced attorneys.

Harmeet is taking as huge a pay cut as Bongino probably was doing her job now...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 08:51 AM (tOcjL)

276 go OSU

Posted by: Jonah at December 31, 2025 08:51 AM (YCxFk)

277 265 Kumala has started a "Fight For The People PAC". Please give 'til it hurts!
Posted by: Here's My Donation at December 31, 2025 08:50 AM (oftw2)

The blown out old slag should just call it "The Human Fund" for crying out loud.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 08:52 AM (06Hmj)

278 And I know Judy Carne and Goldie Hawn were the designated hotties on the show, but I had a thing for Jo Ann Worley.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:49 AM

----
Hey big boy!

Posted by: Ruth Buzzi at December 31, 2025 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

279 This is just sad.
Republicans are just not getting out to vote.
The midterms could be really ugly.

Iowa Democrat wins state Senate seat, blocking GOP from regaining supermajority in state legislature

https://tinyurl.com/5a66nh5h
Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

That seat was held by a prog that died. It's in the most heavily prog area of the state. It's nothing surprising.

Get ahold of yerself. eeyore.

Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at December 31, 2025 08:52 AM (G+z4C)

280 That seat was held by a prog that died. It's in the most heavily prog area of the state. It's nothing surprising.

Get ahold of yerself. eeyore.
Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at December 31, 2025 08:52 AM (G+z4C)

You talking to Masturbatin' Pete? He already does.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (uQesX)

281
Tried to post a picture of Clara Bow in a negligee with that last, but tinyurl isn't working for me today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)

She was smokin hot. Link goes to duck duck go image search results that are sfw. https://is.gd/yILcBR

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (QVmho)

282 You know who else had a single ball drop?"

Well, not poor old Goebbels...

Posted by: man at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

283 And yes the left is absolutely dying on this hill
Posted by: SMOD


As long as they die die, I'm good with that.

Imagine a world without democrats.
Go on, you can do it!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (QGRvm)

284 The economy is all a fraud.

FFS the government can't even identify all it's accounts, let alone reconcile them. Yeah, its all fraud.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (3Ope8)

285 Worley was a lesbo?

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

286 go OSU"

Let's Go Mets!

Er...

Posted by: man at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

287 God Bless Grammie. Happy New Year!!

Posted by: Jonah at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (YCxFk)

288 Chevron is paying a billion dollar fine to shut down its California refinery early, which produces eight percent of the state's gasoline. Imagine the scenario where it is cheaper to shut down a refinery six months early and pay a billion dollars.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (0U5gm)

289
It actually can be both (and then even more as well)...and probably is...
Posted by: Nova Local
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He should go to Nicole Shanahan's site and read her story.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (bLAch)

290 The whole economy is fraud? A year ago I would not even begin to entertain the notion.

But now....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (NwnyJ)

291 And I know Judy Carne and Goldie Hawn were the designated hotties on the show, but I had a thing for Jo Ann Worley.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:49 AM

----
Hey big boy!
Posted by: Ruth Buzzi at December 31, 2025 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

Is this the party to whom I'm speaking?

Posted by: Ernestine at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (wVcYX)

292 You know who else had a single ball drop?"

Well, not poor old Goebbels...
Posted by: man


Lance Armstrong.

Speaking of Lance Armstrong, do you know who won the first Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (QGRvm)

293 Worley was a lesbo?
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

I had heard that somewhere, but she was married for a time. Maybe, maybe not.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (uQesX)

294 Myrna Loy and Theresa Wright were hotties

Posted by: Jonah at December 31, 2025 08:56 AM (YCxFk)

295 Nice to see a football mention here. All is not lost.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 08:56 AM (ZxPkt)

296 Myrna Loy and Theresa Wright were hotties
Posted by: Jonah at December 31, 2025 08:56 AM (YCxFk)

You mean Louise Brooks, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 31, 2025 08:57 AM (uQesX)

297
Clara Bow?

Hubba hubba.

https://tinyurl.com/4vzb55pd

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at December 31, 2025 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)

298 NYC just passed the COPA law, and it’s chilling. The city now gives government approved nonprofits first dibs when property owners try to sell

I hope Somali Pirates end up owning 25% of NYC in the next 4 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:57 AM (gbOdA)

299 Worley played Jerry Stiller's wife in movie "The Ritz".

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 08:57 AM (bLAch)

300 Myrna Loy had a cute face, but she was too flat-chested.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

301 Sadly, MP4, she wouldn't have the hots for you. Or any guy, really.

Story of my life.

But Ruth Buzzi was cute when she wasn't done up as Gladys Ormphby.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:58 AM (ufSfZ)

302 Football? Pffft... Stars play at 2000. Nothing is lost.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 08:58 AM (3Ope8)

303 Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 08:56 AM (ZxPkt)

See #8

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 08:58 AM (gbOdA)

304 Harmeet is taking as huge a pay cut as Bongino probably was doing her job now...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 08:51 AM (tOcjL)
====

On Andy Ngo's substack he was bragging about a cap she had knitted for Andy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

305 One ringy dingy...

Posted by: Ruth at December 31, 2025 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

306 Worley had that cheek dimple thing going on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

307 Forget about that party-interferin' OSU/Miami game and watch the glorious

UT VS Michigan game today at 2 pm CST.

Your brain will be glad you did.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 08:59 AM (iJfKG)

308 Sadly, MP4, she wouldn't have the hots for you. Or any guy, really.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Worley was married to Roger Perry for many years, until Joyce Bulifant stole him away from her. Bulifant had four Hollywood husbands, including James MacArthur. Joyce wrote a book about having Helen Hayes as a MIL.

Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at December 31, 2025 08:59 AM (oftw2)

309 Worley was a lesbo?
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

I had heard that somewhere, but she was married for a time. Maybe, maybe not.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


She was married to Roger Perry for 25 years. But that doesn't mean squat. Anyway, she's still with us. Born 09-06-1937.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 08:59 AM (QGRvm)

310 Clara Bow had an affair with Bela Lugosi.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

311 Is this the party to whom I'm speaking?

Posted by: Ernestine at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (wVcYX)
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You bet your sweet bippy!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 09:00 AM (bU1Ea)

312 300 Myrna Loy had a cute face, but she was too flat-chested.
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:58 AM


Wait, wut?

Posted by: Brie Larson at December 31, 2025 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

313 Kumala has started a "Fight For The People PAC". Please give 'til it hurts!

Should be called the "My Career in Politics is Over, So Fund My Lifestyle For Me PAC."

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 09:00 AM (xNHSX)

314 Today's birthdays-
Anthony Hopkins, Donna Summer, John Denver, Val Kilmer, Henri Matisse, Donald Trump Jr.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 09:00 AM (NpAcC)

315 Sadly, MP4, she wouldn't have the hots for you. Or any guy, really.

Wiki indicates that she was married to a dude for 25 years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

316 >>Feds can't pay enough to the outsourced attorneys.

>>Harmeet is taking as huge a pay cut as Bongino probably was doing her job now...

Then there's the not so small problem of the left and the courts suing to stop any move like that and at best holding it up for months.

Trumps US Attorney for Minnesota wasn't even sworn in until October 10th because Democrats in Congress have been holding nominations. The DOJ has still managed to charge nearly 100 people in Minnesota and counting.

The problem is not at the DOJ. The problem is with the Senate that refuses to play tough with Democrats and get rid of archaic and abused rules like blue slips. And get rid of the filibuster while they are at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 09:00 AM (viF8m)

317 Should be called the "My Career in Politics is Over, So Fund My Lifestyle For Me PAC."

That's Beto's gig!

Posted by: man at December 31, 2025 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

318 Thank you JJ

Up late today. Have a very Happy New Year, all

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 09:02 AM (xT8gx)

319 Lily Tomlin did it better

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

320 play tough with Democrats and get rid of archaic and abused rules like blue slips. And get rid of the filibuster while they are at it."

"That's not who we are! "

/whimpers

Posted by: man at December 31, 2025 09:02 AM (XuXeR)

321 288 Chevron is paying a billion dollar fine to shut down its California refinery early, which produces eight percent of the state's gasoline. Imagine the scenario where it is cheaper to shut down a refinery six months early and pay a billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (0U5gm)

The incomprehensible rules about you must store as much finished product as you will make during a shutdown is literally impossible to follow.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:02 AM (gbOdA)

322 And if they commit crimes that they’re going to be charged with crimes, if it’s falsely imprisoning people, if it’s kidnapping, if it’s assault battery, they’re going to be held accountable.

Again, how do we think FDR would have dealt with an elected official/judge that said something like this about the "Japanese Undocumented Workers" in Alaska during WWII?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

323 Chevron is paying a billion dollar fine to shut down its California refinery early, which produces eight percent of the state's gasoline. Imagine the scenario where it is cheaper to shut down a refinery six months early and pay a billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 08:55 AM (0U5gm)


What's California's plan again?

To be a big, fat, leech-like, Energy Parasite on the rest of the nation?

Or, just go straight 3rd world poverty and burning sticks for light at night?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 09:03 AM (iJfKG)

324 A right-wing Grifter PAC would be called something like:

Stand Up, America!
Rise Up, America!
Sit Down, America!
Touch Your Toes, America!
I Did Not Say Simon Says, America!

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 09:03 AM (xNHSX)

325 > NYC just passed the COPA law, and it’s chilling. The city now gives government approved nonprofits first dibs when property owners try to sell
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I would imagine it will be contested. The legality of it is... questionable at best. But, it's NYC so who knows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 09:03 AM (NwnyJ)

326 318 You too, Linus.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

327 So is Walz's role in this scandal the reason he was "chosen" for VP? Was it a signal to certain patrons that access was about to get a whole lot better??

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 09:04 AM (2fdLC)

328 So all the women are throwing themselves at Benny? I guess it is true ladies love a man that knows how to use his horn...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:04 AM (sKqQm)

329
The problem is not at the DOJ. The problem is with the Senate that refuses to play tough with Democrats and get rid of archaic and abused rules like blue slips. And get rid of the filibuster while they are at it.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Thune just needs the proper motivation. It hasn't been applied yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:04 AM (bLAch)

330 I used to be a thing.
I might become a thing again.

Posted by: Whale oil at December 31, 2025 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

331 Blow jobs under the bridge only pay $15 now. So, his economy is worse than last year.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Which explains why ASS has taken up trolling as a profession

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 09:05 AM (eK/uX)

332 A couple days old, but male ranked 671 beat No. 1 female in tennis, even with the court being of reduced size on her end. McEnroe got shit a few years ago for saying Serena Williams, when she was No. 1, would be around 700 in men's rankings.

https://tinyurl.com/3a8jd57e

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 09:05 AM (XvL8K)

333 Or, just go straight 3rd world poverty and burning sticks for light at night?
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 09:03 AM (iJfKG)

They'll get a bunch of silicone filled mutants to quack out manically edited twenty second videos about this Awesome New Life Hack they just discovered of heating up a can of beans on a small fire made out of one of your dining room table legs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:05 AM (06Hmj)

334 I'm sure that if BJ's are only $15 ASS can make it up for it in volume

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 09:06 AM (zNwXb)

335 Feds can't pay enough to the outsourced attorneys.


But can afford to give hundreds of billions out to railroads to nowhere, Ukraine, day care centers, tuition forgiveness, SBA grants, Climate Change initiatives, IMF and UN fiascos, and a myriad of other scams.

What is it worth to save the country and possibly the world by not allowing the demons to plunge us into a Thousand Years of Darkness

We have a trillion dollars budgeted to support EU's socialism and to sink drug boats but nothing to actually defend the nation?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:06 AM (a4flb)

336 2:18 of CNN defending the Somali Pirate Daycare

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/
2006218067441840422

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:06 AM (gbOdA)

337 Economy = free markets + grift + taxes + money laundering

Everything is built into the equation.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 09:07 AM (nljXp)

338 Have all of CFPB reassigned to investigating the judges finances. 24-7

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 09:07 AM (tfRlN)

339 CNN? LOL!

Posted by: Most people at December 31, 2025 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)

340 Walz allowed that money to be stolen with full knowledge of what was happening. The only question is how indirect his kick back was.

So far I've seen that the fraud recipients were giving money to the state Dem party. I assume shortly the feds will have evidence of willful negligence on MN's part. That should be enough to start charging some of Walz's minions...but Walz himself should be the ultimate target here.

And not only because he is guilty as sin, but because if a big name Dem goes to prison for fraud and graft we will finally see the Dems (and GOPe) start to see limits to how much they can steal.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

341 Anthony Cumia pointed out, when you import people from a country whose economy is based on piracy, what do you expect?

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 09:08 AM (xNHSX)

342 And I know Judy Carne and Goldie Hawn were the designated hotties on the show, but I had a thing for Jo Ann Worley.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025


***
I remember seeing Jo Ann gleefully clowning on The Merv Griffin Show, the old Westinghouse syndicated program from NYC, about a year before Laugh-In burst on the scene. Merv had a lot of rising comics and performing eccentrics on his show: Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor (when he was still working clean), Tom Patchett & Jay Tarses, and Dick Clair & Jenna McMahon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:08 AM (wzUl9)

343 What's California's plan again?

To be a big, fat, leech-like, Energy Parasite on the rest of the nation?

Or, just go straight 3rd world poverty and burning sticks for light at night?
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 09:03 AM (iJfKG)

You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in LA who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:09 AM (gbOdA)

344 Abby Phillip: Uncritically pushes MN gov statements claiming no fraud at these facilities as evidence Shirley is wrong.

This is the same script from the Haitians eating wildlife in OH - get the local authorities to claim nothing wrong happened and then just quote them endlessly.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:09 AM (sKqQm)

345 Or, just go straight 3rd world poverty and burning sticks for light at night?
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025


***
"Daddy, what did people use for light at night before candles?"

"Electricity."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:09 AM (wzUl9)

346 I think it's kind of entertaining to see Don Rickles has come back to life as a politician.

Posted by: But that's just me at December 31, 2025 09:09 AM (2Ez/1)

347 Thune just needs the proper motivation. It hasn't been applied yet.

Has he named his price? I'm sure that we can get a GoFundMe in place to raise the ransom money.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:10 AM (a4flb)

348 >>>Thune just needs the proper motivation. It hasn't been applied yet.
~~~~~

It's not just the blue slips and filibuster, Thune is still following McConnell's playbook and refusing to go into recess. Very aggravating, and I'm not sure why it's not talked about more--especially by Trump.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 09:11 AM (3ImbR)

349 >>>Thune just needs the proper motivation. It hasn't been applied yet.
~~~~~

It's not just the blue slips and filibuster, Thune is still following McConnell's playbook and refusing to go into recess. Very aggravating, and I'm not sure why it's not talked about more--especially by Trump.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 09:11 AM (3ImbR)

350 At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.

That is one way to deal with an immigration problem.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:12 AM (a4flb)

351 You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in LA who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025


***
"The Small World of Lewis Stillman" by William F. Nolan has entered the chat. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

352 I remember seeing Jo Ann gleefully clowning on The Merv Griffin Show, the old Westinghouse syndicated program from NYC, about a year before Laugh-In burst on the scene. Merv had a lot of rising comics and performing eccentrics on his show: Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor (when he was still working clean), Tom Patchett & Jay Tarses, and Dick Clair & Jenna McMahon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:08 AM (wzUl9)

You know who salvaged the set of the Merv Griffin Show from a dumpster and rebuilt it in his apartment?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 09:12 AM (wVcYX)

353 Has he named his price? I'm sure that we can get a GoFundMe in place to raise the ransom money.

In the short term I think it is a fine strategy to find ways to bribe GOPers but only if we see actual results first.

At the very least getting GOPe grifters to have an adversarial relationship with Dem grifters would be a positive

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

354 A comment so great the HQ posted it twice!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 09:12 AM (3ImbR)

355 So all the women are throwing themselves at Benny? I guess it is true ladies love a man that knows how to use his horn...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025


***
They all know he has money. The challenge is getting him to part with any of it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:13 AM (wzUl9)

356 And not only because he is guilty as sin, but because if a big name Dem goes to prison for fraud and graft we will finally see the Dems (and GOPe) start to see limits to how much they can steal.

That is the Glass Is Half Full case.

What is more likely is that the GOPe will double down on their commitment with the Demons to make sure that DOJ never has the resources to go after protected Party Members.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:14 AM (a4flb)

357 We have a trillion dollars budgeted to support EU's socialism and to sink drug boats but nothing to actually defend the nation?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:06 AM (a4flb)
===========

You can thank Congress for the allocation of money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:14 AM (bLAch)

358
You know who salvaged the set of the Merv Griffin Show from a dumpster and rebuilt it in his apartment?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025


***
I think Kramer grabbed off the later set, when Merv was on CBS.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:14 AM (wzUl9)

359 There are so many Somalians living in Minnesomalia, outnumbering other ethnicities, that Mayor Frey now addresses them in the Somali language.

Please Jesus let me live long enough for Minnesomalia to become a real place.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:15 AM (gbOdA)

360 A whole lot of funny, crazy people went through the Laugh-In cast in the five years it was on. 1968-73.

Posted by: You Bet Your Bippy! at December 31, 2025 09:15 AM (oftw2)

361 "At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."


Random bursts of gunfire in the distance. Somewhere a dog barks, and a baby cries. And the smell. The SMELL.

Posted by: E. Hemingway at December 31, 2025 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

362 >>That should be enough to start charging some of Walz's minions...but Walz himself should be the ultimate target here.

I'd aim higher. There has been obvious coordination with this scam on a national level. Somalians in states like Washington, Maine, Ohio, etc., are all running the same scam and in some cases sending money to each other. Mass immigration into the US was an enormous money laundering and wealth transfer operation, it was just a bunch of Somalis with the combined brainpower of a bag of donuts. Our wealth was systematically given to 3rd world trash.

This was all NGO and globalist (UN for one) run.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 09:16 AM (viF8m)

363 Trump is 0 for 4 on AG picks thus far in his two terms (including Gaetz, who might have been the best of the sorry lot).

I think someone like former Missouri Attorney General (and current US Senator) Eric Schmitt or maybe Ken Paxton out of Texas may have been fearless & effective -- or even someone who was personally f*cked by the Deep State (with a chip on their shoulder) like Rudy Giuliani, but what do I know?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 08:20 AM (QbCrG)

And none of them would have been approved. THAT'S the problem.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 31, 2025 09:16 AM (5xuJ/)

364 Any big successful country will always have its share of parasites. The problem we're facing is that all the parasites have died off and been replaced by out and out predators.

It's lazy. It's greedy. It's arrogant. You ought to have to play the game and learn how to fleece the sheep without the shepherd noticing. You can't just murder the bastard and drag off his whole flock in broad daylight. That's just cheating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:16 AM (06Hmj)

365 Worley was a lesbo?
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

***

Next you'll be telling me that Charles Nelson Reilly was ghey...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2025 09:16 AM (Bo9Yf)

366 "The Small World of Lewis Stillman" by William F. Nolan has entered the chat. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

or Red Dawn

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:16 AM (gbOdA)

367 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:08 AM (wzUl9)
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Pete Barbuti, you forgot Pete.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:16 AM (bLAch)

368 There are so many Somalians living in Minnesomalia, outnumbering other ethnicities, that Mayor Frey now addresses them in the Somali language.

Please Jesus let me live long enough for Minnesomalia to become a real place.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:15 AM (gbOdA)

Londonistan is already a real place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 09:17 AM (wVcYX)

369 A whole lot of funny, crazy people went through the Laugh-In cast in the five years it was on. 1968-73.
Posted by: You Bet Your Bippy! at December 31, 2025


***
During the Sniffle Scare, I got to see a lot of the first couple of years of it on the Decades Channel. Often very funny stuff. My favorite:

Col. Sanders: "Here, chicky, chicky, chicky --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:17 AM (wzUl9)

370 Random bursts of gunfire in the distance. Somewhere a dog barks, and a baby cries. And the smell. The SMELL.
Posted by: E. Hemingway at December 31, 2025 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

ooo ooo that smell
the smell of mess around you

Posted by: R V Zant at December 31, 2025 09:18 AM (gbOdA)

371 365 Worley was a lesbo?
Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

***

Next you'll be telling me that Charles Nelson Reilly was ghey...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2025 09:16 AM

+++
Well, I never!

Posted by: Paul Lynde at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

372 "The Horn Blows at Midnight"

And a 1:00 a.m., and at 2:00 a.m., and at ...

The Paolo's work is, how you say, never done.

Posted by: Paolo at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (0sNs1)

373 Irish Ei

The comment so nice, it posted twice!

Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (/iMjX)

374 Pete Barbuti, you forgot Pete.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025


***
That's right! He looked sort of like Pete Fountain, didn't he?

And there was some husband-and-wife celebrity pair, an older man named "Jack" something and his Japanese wife ("Reiko"?). Even at my generally-accepting age of twelve or thirteen, I found them boring.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

375 I'd aim higher. There has been obvious coordination with this scam on a national level.

Totally beyond the DOJ's capabilities, no matter the composition of the DOJ - unless the DOJ had a branch of Mitch Rapps and Scot Havaths.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (a4flb)

376
Finally!!!


"Snakes on a Plane" is being released in 4K!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (iJfKG)

377
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BREAKING: It's been exposed that a network of "assisted living facilities" are STILL getting MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars from Minnesota despite the owner being an indicted FRAUDSTER

The media went up to the door, and they PANICKED!

"How is he still collecting checks, running these assisted living centers?!"

They're getting tens of MILLIONS.

REP. ROBBINS: "In this case, and in others, they didn't [stop the funds]!"

"This person owns assisted living facilities, and his wife runs the service provider part of it. He owns the property, one was purchased with the same shell company he used to money launder in Feeding Our Future. Now, that same shell company has been used to buy a new assisted living facility property!"

This is unbelievable. CUT IT OFF, NOW.


https://tinyurl.com/4x93bhy5

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2025 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

378 I really want a Quality Learing Center t shirt

Posted by: R V Zant at December 31, 2025 09:20 AM (gbOdA)

379 "At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."


Random bursts of gunfire in the distance. Somewhere a dog barks, and a baby cries. And the smell. The SMELL.
Posted by: E. Hemingway


Leave nothing for anyone else.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 09:20 AM (QGRvm)

380 Challenge accepted

This filthy piece of shit needs to be ______________

Pegged by Fang Fang

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 31, 2025 09:20 AM (b8J4P)

381 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:20 AM (gbOdA)

382 I think Kramer grabbed off the later set, when Merv was on CBS.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I did some work in the CBS warehouse facility around 60th Street, near the Hudson. Had sets, flats, from a large number of shows there. Remember Marshall Efron's Sunday School?

Posted by: Carpenter's Local 257 at December 31, 2025 09:20 AM (oftw2)

383 The first Iron Beam unit just reached operational status, and it's kind of a big deal.

FINALLY, Jewish Space Lasers

If, like me, you are hoping for a mention of Mossad's shark lasers in this article will not be disappointed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

If they can't zap individuals like ants and a magnifying glass, it's useless.


Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 07:38 AM

So that's who they were designing the laser for in "Real Genius".

Glad to see Chris Knight's work finally put to good use.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 09:21 AM (P5BPp)

384 Tried to post a picture of Clara Bow in a negligee with that last, but tinyurl isn't working for me today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (ufSfZ)

This one?
https://tinyurl.com/3jcua2kz

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 31, 2025 09:21 AM (5xuJ/)

385 Heh.

"Feeding Our Future".

Feet first, apparently, is implied.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:21 AM (06Hmj)

386 "Fraud is an entitlement. Enjoined. Release the funding."

----- Da Judge

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 09:21 AM (BI5O2)

387 376
Finally!!!


"Snakes on a Plane" is being released in 4K!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (iJfKG)

With 20% more mutha fuckr lines.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:22 AM (gbOdA)

388 I did some work in the CBS warehouse facility around 60th Street, near the Hudson. Had sets, flats, from a large number of shows there. Remember Marshall Efron's Sunday School?
Posted by: Carpenter's Local 257 at December 31, 2025


***
No, but I recall the kids' series Discovery nn where nn = '65 or '66 (the years I was aware of it).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:22 AM (wzUl9)

389 You know who salvaged the set of the Merv Griffin Show from a dumpster and rebuilt it in his apartment?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025

He had Jim Fowler as a guest who thought it was a real show (but got suspicious when he couldn’t see any cameras)… brought a peregrine falcon which promptly attacked George’s bionic squirrel (which George had paid to create to appease his animal loving girlfriend who was mad at George because the pigeons reneged on their deal and didn’t get out of the way of his car)…. How’d the writers write these plots then read what they’d written and say “yeah, that’ll work” 😂

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 09:22 AM (xT8gx)

390 From the Dem's perspective this MN grift is the POINT of government. They are going to fight to protect this tooth and nail because this is filling many of their rice bowls

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (sKqQm)

391 Clara Bow. In a negligee.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxxub6p

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (5xuJ/)

392 I want to start a tar and feather company to address the source of problems in this country. Hopefully there’s enough of a demand.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (LXBOB)

393 You can thank Congress for the allocation of money.

Given this Congress, I won't be surprised when the Big Beautiful Battleships will be handed over to Somalian pirates.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (a4flb)

394 390 From the Dem's perspective this MN grift is the POINT of government. They are going to fight to protect this tooth and nail because this is filling many of their rice bowls
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (sKqQm)

Corruption Is The System

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (06Hmj)

395 Given this Congress, I won't be surprised when the Big Beautiful Battleships will be handed over to Somalian pirates.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (a4flb)

Which they will cutup and scrap to make nails.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 31, 2025 09:24 AM (gbOdA)

396 Kramer and the Merv Griffin set:

https://youtu.be/pys47zaxZ90

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 31, 2025 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

397 >>>I did some work in the CBS warehouse facility around 60th Street, near the Hudson. Had sets, flats, from a large number of shows there. Remember Marshall Efron's Sunday School?
Posted by: Carpenter's Local 257 a
---

Watched carpenters build a set for a running live production. They were not house framers that's for sure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 09:24 AM (bLAch)

398 364 — Thanks Bulg. Happy New Year to you and yours

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 09:24 AM (xT8gx)

399 390 From the Dem's perspective this MN grift is the POINT of government. They are going to fight to protect this tooth and nail because this is filling many of their rice bowls
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (sKqQm)

Corruption Is The System
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (06Hmj)


Also, the Purpose of a system is what it Does.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2025 09:26 AM (wVcYX)

400 Tried to post a picture of Clara Bow in a negligee with that last, but tinyurl isn't working for me today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 08:26 AM (ufSfZ)

This one?
https://tinyurl.com/3jcua2kz
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 31, 2025 09:21 AM (5xuJ/)


That's the outfit, but not the picture.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 09:27 AM (ufSfZ)

401 The comment so nice, it posted twice!
Posted by: muldoon at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (/iMjX)
~~~~~

Muldoon always with a better way with words. :-)

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2025 09:27 AM (3ImbR)

402 those battle ships will never happen

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

403 How’d the writers write these [Seinfeld] plots then read what they’d written and say “yeah, that’ll work”
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025


***
Seinfeld, like Get Smart before it, set up its own little loony world and then explored it. And we loved it.

It was also a show about rules of social behavior and what happens when you violate them. Remember George scooping up food atop a kitchen trash bin? "Adjacent to refuse IS refuse!" Or recall the bit about Jerry being icked-out that the restaurant owner hadn't washed his hands after using the bathroom and before handling food? I'll venture to say a lot of viewers started washing their hands "after," once they'd seen that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:28 AM (wzUl9)

404 Corruption Is The System
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 09:23 AM (06Hmj)

My full saying goes "Our problem isn't that the system is corrupt. It's that corruption is the system."

Learn it, love it.

Every time I say it to someone, I can see it hits. An "aha moment."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2025 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

405 Should auld acquaintances be forgot?

In some cases,damned right .

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 09:29 AM (sDNVV)

406 The last Morning Report of a tumultuous year. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:29 AM (wzUl9)

407 .
NOOD

Final Art of 2025 is up.

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (O7YUW)

408 Criminals--our most vunerable community

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (+mUZM)

409 Ars gratia artis

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

410 Might as well be willowed on the last day of the year….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 09:32 AM (xT8gx)

411 Good morning! Getting new hair today. New look for the new year!

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (Wmg4n)

412 307 Forget about that party-interferin' OSU/Miami game and watch the glorious

UT VS Michigan game today at 2 pm CST.

Your brain will be glad you did.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2025 08:59 AM


Go Utes! Whose (now former) coach will be Michigan's coach next year.

Posted by: Paolo at December 31, 2025 09:33 AM (0sNs1)

413 George Clooney might attack Bari Weiss but, as PT Barnum sort of said, any publicity (including criticism from ageing movie stars) is better than no publicity.

I am presently listening to her year end podcast, because I like to hear what mainstream liberals are thinking about as we enter 2026.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2025 09:35 AM (7aioM)

414 Shoes for Industry!

Posted by: George Tyrebyter at December 31, 2025 09:39 AM (Rmqfl)

415 California officials quietly crossed a line that almost never gets crossed in civilian energy markets.
Behind closed doors, emergency discussions surfaced around using extraordinary authority to force refineries to stay online if fuel supply conditions deteriorate further. This video breaks down what triggered those talks, why normal policy tools were no longer considered enough, and what it means when governments start preparing for asset control instead of market cooperation.
The concern wasn’t pump prices. It was refinery behavior, outage risk, and the realization that private operators cannot be compelled to produce fuel once confidence breaks. Internal projections showed that even partial withdrawal by multiple refiners could trigger supply failures the state would be unable to control in time.
This is not speculation or political rhetoric. It’s a look at how severe conditions have become behind the scenes — and why contingency planning moved into territory usually reserved for national emergencies.

Posted by: SMOD at December 31, 2025 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

416
I know one must face reality but I find I'm happier when I ignore Tucker and Candy. Has Candy accused herself of murdering Charlie Kirk yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA


Ditto. Megyn Kelly moved to being adjacent to those two as well.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 09:50 AM (xG4kz)

417 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

Obama/Holder, always.

Obama President Barack Obama referred to Elizabeth Warren as the "architect" of the new bureau & appointed her to the role of special adviser to help set up and launch the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB).
Reportedly, in 2007, Warren, than a Harvard Law School professor, came up with the idea for the independent agency. 🙄
In July 2010, Congress passed and President Obama signed the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act. The law – often referred to as the Dodd-Frank Act – created the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (the CFPB).
President Obama urged Congress to give the consumer agency the same "accountability and independence" that the other banking agencies have and sufficient funding so it could ensure that financial companies would comply with consumer laws.
In September 2010, President Obama officially named Warren as an Assistant to the President and Special Adviser to the Secretary of the Treasury, tasking her with
overseeing all aspects of the bureau's initial creation; working to staff the new agency, and get it up and running.

But that's not all.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 09:51 AM (NFX2v)

418 Warren's daughter, Amelia Warren Tyagi, was on the Demos Board of Trustees starting at least as early as 2009. By 2011, she was the Chairman of the Board for Demos.

Demos, a highly progressive think tank, was a major supporter of Amelia's mother, Elizabeth Warren, during that period, presenting her with awards and promoting her work. Amelia Tyagi is now a trustee emeritus of the organization. (See demos org, board of trustees.)

Amelia Warren Tyagi currently serves on the Board of Directors for FUSE Corps, a non-profit that places professionals in local government. ("FUSE is a national nonprofit dedicated to increasing the capacity of local governments to engage communities and work more effectively for everyone.") FUSE is involved in a number of cities across the country including Brooklyn Center & Minneapolis, MN and, of course, Allegheny County & Philadelphia, PA.

(BTW, Warren Tyagi also co-founded HealthAllies with other McKinsey alumni. HealthAllies was a venture capital-backed health benefits firm that was acquired by UnitedHealth Group in the early 2000s.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 09:51 AM (NFX2v)

419 DOJ Sues Virginia Over In-State Tuition for Illegal Immigrants

The Department of Justice filed suit against the state of Virginia, challenging its policy of granting in-state tuition and state financial aid to undocumented immigrants at public universities.

The DOJ argues the policy violates federal law by allowing illegal immigrants to pay significantly lower tuition than out-of-state U.S. citizens. At the University of Virginia, undocumented students qualifying under the policy pay roughly $24,000 per year, while Americans from other states pay over $62,000.

Attorney General Pam Bondi said the policy treats American students as “second-class citizens” and unfairly uses taxpayer resources to subsidize individuals who are not lawfully present. The case is part of a broader federal effort targeting similar “tuition equity” laws in more than 20 states.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 10:17 AM (P5BPp)

420 A-hole Swalwell: As CA Gov I Will Charge ICE Agents, Take Away Their Drivers License

Pinal Central, 'California delays revoking 17,000 commercial drivers licenses,' 30 Dec. 2025

In part, A week after immigrant groups filed a lawsuit, California said Tuesday it will delay the revocations of 17,000 commercial driver's licenses until March to allow more time to ensure that truckers and bus drivers who legally qualify for the licenses can keep them.

California decided to revoke the licenses after Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy pressured the state to make sure immigrants who are in the country illegally aren't granted the licenses. The Transportation Department has been prioritizing the issue ever since a truck driver who was not authorized to be in the U.S. made an illegal U-turn and caused a crash in Florida that killed three people in August.

Open Secrets: Top contributor 2023-2024, California Automotive Retailing Group. Top Industries, 2023-2024: Retired, Lawyers/Law Firms; Real Estate; securities and investments, and TV/movies/music.

Helping illegals to help their 'employers'? 🤔

BTW, A-H sits on the Homeland Security & Judiciary Committees of the US House.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 10:35 AM (NFX2v)

421 375 I'd aim higher. There has been obvious coordination with this scam on a national level.

Totally beyond the DOJ's capabilities, no matter the composition of the DOJ - unless the DOJ had a branch of Mitch Rapps and Scot Havaths.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 09:19 AM (a4flb)

Wrong governmental unit.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (tOcjL)

422 Yep. My MN Emmer = ConInc. $hit, he is probably getting paid through the Somali fraud he probably partnered with Ellison to set up; knowingly or unknowingly.

Posted by: Danimal28 at December 31, 2025 11:32 AM (mNOhh)

423 Many links today are NON-Clickable … I mean, y' can CLICK 'em, but they just sit there and say 'Whaaaaaaa … !?'

Meanwhile, thanks to Ace and all the Hordesters who keep the threads & posts filled with great content … Fröhe NeueJahr …

Posted by: Dr_No at December 31, 2025 01:37 PM (ayRl+)

424 People in L.A. lose their Homes and Business and their Lives all in the name of saving some Weeds the Eco-Stupidity is never ending

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 31, 2025 06:24 PM (wGqjj)

Daily Tech News 31 December 2025

Top Story

  • The problem with letting AI do the grunt work. (The Atlantic) (archive site)
    Fresh out of college in the mid 2010s, I'd scored a copy job for a how-to website. An early task involved expanding upon an article titled "How to Get Rid of Dark Lips." For the next two years, I worked on articles with headlines such as "How to Speak Like a Stereotypical New Yorker (With Examples)", "How to Eat an Insect or Arachnid," and "How to Acquire a Gun License in New Jersey." I didn't get rich or win literary awards, but I did learn how to write a clean sentence, convey information in a logical sequence, and modulate my tone for the intended audience - skills that I use daily in my current work in screenwriting, film editing, and corporate communications.
    Not seeing the problem here to be honest.

    The author's latest feature film, How to Write Slop for Fun and Profit, is airing nowhere now.


  • 2025 was Hollywood's year of creative bankruptcy. (PCGamer)

    I mean, more so than usual.


Tech News

Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Yes, there's a pattern.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 w00t

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Suzanna Hoff is still very fine looking

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Morning all. Happy (almost) New Year!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 31, 2025 04:02 AM (BLOW1)

5 Disclaimer: Yes, there's a pattern.

They're all chicks?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:03 AM (RuTUS)

6 Honey got advertised by a lot of youtubers who didn't do any diligence on the scam. It showed how mercenary so many of them are.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 04:06 AM (gKWVE)

7 Belle Stars - The clapping song 1982

The audience response--visible at the end of the video--is much like my own.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:08 AM (RuTUS)

8 Daily Tech News 31 December 2025

That's ... normal.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:09 AM (RuTUS)

9 5 Disclaimer: Yes, there's a pattern.

They're all chicks?
Posted by: m


No. I mean, yes, but that's not the pattern.

https://ai.mee.nu/daily_news_stuff_
31_december_2024

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 31, 2025 04:13 AM (BLOW1)

10 Bangles and B-52s might be "chicks". Madonna is a [censored]

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 04:15 AM (gKWVE)

11 from the Atlantic AI article:

The optimistic case for AI is that new artistic tools will yield new forms of art, much as the invention of the camera created the art of photography and pushed painters to explore less realistic forms.

Yep.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:16 AM (RuTUS)

12
Not seeing the problem here to be honest.

==============

"the cultivation of art also requires the cultivation of artists," says The Atlantic guy.

Honestly, get the bean-counters and DEI-obsessed "artists" out of the way and let AI write some scripts. It couldn't be worse than what we're getting now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 04:25 AM (2YF7/)

13 The optimistic case for AI is that new artistic tools will yield new forms of art, much as the invention of the camera created the art of photography and pushed painters to explore less realistic forms.

I had a lot of time yesterday, so I did a quick look into using AI to create trailers for my book, like the one my friend has for hers:

https://tinyurl.com/3r9h9s79

But. . .

My enthusiasm for doing that went right out the window when I got an e-mail from her yesterday. Her agent has been frantically trying to get in touch with her because Kathleen Kennedy* wants to set up a meeting.

Why should I even fucking bother?

*yes, I know. And I saw Ace's post about media and Hollywood dying. But the way her luck is going, she'll be an NYT best-seller before 2026 ends. Again, I hate being jealous, but I don't know why I am even bothering.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 04:26 AM (ufSfZ)

14 9 5 Disclaimer: Yes, there's a pattern.

They're all chicks?
Posted by: m

No. I mean, yes, but that's not the pattern.

https://ai.mee.nu/daily_news_stuff_31_
december_2024
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 31, 2025 04:13 AM (BLOW1)

None of them have been in my house?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:26 AM (RuTUS)

15
the invention of the camera created the art of photography and pushed painters to explore less realistic forms.

Yep.
Posted by: m

=============

Is that really what happened? Is impressionism a reaction to photography?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 04:28 AM (2YF7/)

16 22 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. It's supposed to be a cold, cloudy day and a 70% chance of snow tomorrow. About a full hour's worth of work ahead, if I ignore distractions and just buckle down.*

I suppose I might as well start now. I need a distraction from my friend's good fortune. Talk to you all later.

*Winsocki

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 04:30 AM (ufSfZ)

17 Belle Stars are I think best known for their cover of Iko Iko. They failed as a band but that cover ended up on Rain Man (after they broke up) so became a hit.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 04:30 AM (gKWVE)

18 from the Atlantic AI article:

"AI is also displacing the humans doing many of my subsequent jobs"

Welp, learn to code or learn to write.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:32 AM (RuTUS)

19 15 the invention of the camera created the art of photography and pushed painters to explore less realistic forms.

Yep.
Posted by: m

=============

Is that really what happened? Is impressionism a reaction to photography?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 04:28 AM (2YF7/)

Hmm. The claim seemed fine to me, but maybe it is oversimplifying the matter. "Pushed painters to explore less realistic forms"--maybe "encouraged"?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:37 AM (RuTUS)

20 Is that really what happened? Is impressionism a reaction to photography?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 04:28 AM (2YF7/)


Or Impressionism is the artistic equivalent of a photographic snapshot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2025 04:38 AM (n9ltV)

21 Disclaimer: Yes, there's a pattern.

All the band names begin with a "B" except for Madonna's?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:41 AM (RuTUS)

22 So in 3 hours and 13 minutes it will be New Year in Australia

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

23 Madonna is a train wreck

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:48 AM (Ia/+0)

24 17 Belle Stars are I think best known for their cover of Iko Iko. They failed as a band but that cover ended up on Rain Man (after they broke up) so became a hit.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 04:30 AM (gKWVE)

Iko Iko is at Pixy's link:

9 5 Disclaimer: Yes, there's a pattern.

They're all chicks?
Posted by: m

that's not the pattern

https://ai.mee.nu/daily_news_stuff_
31_december_2024
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 31, 2025 04:13 AM (BLOW1)

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:48 AM (RuTUS)

25 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 04:53 AM (sAmhv)

26 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2025 04:55 AM (c115l)

27
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 31, 2025 04:55 AM (tljrc)

28 10 Madonna is a [censored]
Posted by: gKWVE at December 31, 2025 04:15 AM (gKWVE)

23 Madonna is a train wreck
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:48 AM (Ia/+0)

Tough audience!

Wikipedia: Madonna Louise Ciccone; born August 16, 195 is an American singer, songwriter, record producer, and actress. Dubbed the "Queen of Pop", she is regarded as a cultural icon spanning both the 20th and 21st centuries. ... Madonna is the best-selling female music artist of all time and the first female performer to accumulate US$1 billion from her concerts.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:56 AM (RuTUS)

29 G'mornin' everyone!

24 degrees, overcast, breezy.

meh. want coffee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2025 05:01 AM (Cjt/F)

30
she is regarded as a cultural icon spanning both the 20th and 21st centuries. ... Madonna is the best-selling female music artist of all time and the first female performer to accumulate US$1 billion from her concerts.
Posted by: m

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Some days I feel like carving in stone for future generations that I, Blonde Morticia, had nothing to do with this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 05:04 AM (2YF7/)

31 She still looks like Hell in human form

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:05 AM (Ia/+0)

32 Very belated BOING!

Too much shopping!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 05:05 AM (Pmfrl)

33 And, right on cue, from the Minnesota Star-Tribune:

"Police investigating overnight burglary of Somali day care in south Minneapolis. The break-in comes in the aftermath of a viral video alleging fraud by several Somali child care centers."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 05:06 AM (ufSfZ)

34 A robbery to cover up the crime
How convenient

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

35
"Police investigating overnight burglary of Somali day care

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Why? Do they keep cash and other valuables in the day care? If you're going to commit a burglary, why not hit a jewelry store or a pharmacy? Or a home belonging to a Somali day care owner? Just go to the expensive area of town where everyone drives late-model luxury cars.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 05:14 AM (2YF7/)

36 33, yup, right on schedule.
false-flag bomb, or a jussie smollet coming up next.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2025 05:14 AM (Cjt/F)

37 Good morning! Currently 39, looking for a bright sunshiny day in the high 60s. Perfect golf weather.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 05:14 AM (3Ope8)

38 31 She still looks like Hell in human form
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:05 AM (Ia/+0)

Rode hard and put up wet!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS)

39 all the songs involve some sort of distinct hand movement?

Posted by: guessing without watching at December 31, 2025 05:15 AM (H0uS/)

40 Last work day of the year, and to think could have quit 2 months ago.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:16 AM (Ia/+0)

41
A robbery to cover up the crime
How convenient
Posted by: Skip

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This is going to be great. First you make millions from your fake day care, then you burn it down to destroy the evidence, and BONUS -- and collect the insurance. By the time all the tribes have passed around your wages and premiums, it's a win-win-win-win-win-win!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2025 05:16 AM (2YF7/)

42 The Bangles video was good. The video of them doing walk like an Egyptian is prime 80s.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 05:18 AM (3Ope8)

43 Let me know when you get to this point with RAM. I find it interesting to see how chips are programmed

https://tinyurl.com/3xjv8eh8

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 31, 2025 05:20 AM (+mUZM)

44 22 So in 3 hours and 13 minutes it will be New Year in Australia
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

And we'll be in another thread by then, I think.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:22 AM (RuTUS)

45 And, more or less on the same topic -

I think Althouse's commenters are, in the main, self-centered assholes, but "FormerLawClerk" nails it, IMO:

"Donald J Trump had better start perp-walking these fuckers on national television and putting them on planes to be tossed out with parachutes over Africa. Or he's going to find the last 2 years of his presidency without a single person to protect him from what the Democrats are going to do to him."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 05:23 AM (ufSfZ)

46 CBD, You posted some months ago a 19th century painting that looks exactly like a black and white print. It struck me that it addressed, in a rather recursive manner, the issue of how photography impacted painting.

Whether or not photography caused artists to start painting in a manner that would become modern art Is not a linear story; however, it is clear, at least to me, photography did have some effect here.

A lot of early photographers spent their time imitating the romantic and classical forms of painting while also exploring purely photographic techniques and more modern ideas such as photojournalism. With this in mind, it's not unreasonable to consider how photography impacted painting and my sense his photography trigger to some extent caused to think more abstractly.

Photography came into its own as own art form roughly in the 1920s with Alfred Steiglitz being a highly influential character here. Group f/64, beginning in 1932, created some of the greatest photographs ever made. The impact of smaller and lighter cameras gave rise to what we now consider to be street photography was Robert Franks the Americans being highly influential.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 05:24 AM (HTCU3)

47 Female guitar players plus vocals in each band. (Madonna apparently plays guitar, all girl Belle Stars, All girl Bangles, and Cindy Wilson in the B-52s).

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 31, 2025 05:25 AM (aKh6S)

48 23 Madonna is a train wreck
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:48 AM (Ia/+0)

This might be the answer Pixy was after. At the blog give he gives, he posts this after videos of these same four bands:

Disclaimer: What holds up a train?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:25 AM (RuTUS)

49 Disclaimer: What holds up a train?
Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:25 AM (RuTUS)

The turtles.

It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: I Like Turtles at December 31, 2025 05:27 AM (zr9Ey)

50 *At the blog link he gives

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:27 AM (RuTUS)

51 Oh, and Happy New Year to the horde.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 31, 2025 05:28 AM (aKh6S)

52 All the (well deserved) smack about Madonna doesn't diminish her music. She had some great music and videos.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 05:29 AM (3Ope8)

53 Happy Almost New Year's everyone. It's bitterly cold over here in the GPROMD and after my shift is done, I'm buying snacks for home (Including sushi) and will be hunkering down to mark the passing of the year.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 05:32 AM (svLOV)

54
GROUP F/64
( AMERICAN GROUP )

Group f/64 was a group founded by seven 20th-century San Francisco Bay Area photographers who shared a common photographic style characterized by sharply focused and carefully framed images seen through a particularly Western (U.S.) viewpoint.

In part, they formed in opposition to the pictorial photographic style that had dominated much of the early 20th century, but moreover, they wanted to promote a new modernist aesthetic that was based on precisely exposed images of natural forms and found objects.

https://www.westongallery.com

direct link to the webpage:

https://tinyurl.com/4wky2bmf

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:33 AM (RuTUS)

55 I think painters had mostly been aiming for more and more realism up until the late 1800s.

Then Matisse and Picasso came along and personally stylized, abstract aesthetics in painting became the thing to do.

Did photography have something to do with that?
Probably, as most professional painters before photography did portraits and as photography progressed it took away 90% of their business and mostly wealthy patrons paid to have a painting made.

Landscape artists still held onto painting until the likes of Ansel Adams came along.

It's certainly an interesting question but I think photography did change traditional fine arts, along with other social and cultural factors of the past 150 years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 05:35 AM (6ydKt)

56 And we will also be watching the series finale of Stranger Things in the vain hope that they atoned for the crappy episode they left off with. But I plan on making margaritas to help with the pain just in case.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 05:37 AM (svLOV)

57
Disclaimer: Yes, there's a pattern.


Awwwww ... you brought the bands back together!

Gonna try for a three-peat, Pixy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:42 AM (xG4kz)

58 I have no plans for New Years here in Babylon DC. I'll order some chinese food to eat. Then, I'm just going to watch Twilight Zone and kill off the gluhwein I bought earlier this month (mulled wine). Isn't much left anyway. Go back to work tomorrow night. Might watch Bladerunner too. I haven't watched that in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 05:42 AM (sAmhv)

59
A track holds up a train ... 'lessin' the train thinks its grass will be greener off the track.

Use the words ... detail / defeat / defense ... in a sentence

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:44 AM (xG4kz)

60 Evening and morning to all the NYE toilers and early risers! It's almost 2026 for Pixy, some hours to go for most of us. Been one hell of a rollercoaster year, huh?

All the (well deserved) smack about Madonna doesn't diminish her music. She had some great music and videos.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025


***
I always liked "Vogue" for its old-school smoothness and elegance. The tune and its arrangement, I mean. In the video, well, *she* is sleekly attractive. I don't much care for the gay men posing, but maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 05:45 AM (wzUl9)

61 59
A track holds up a train ... 'lessin' the train thinks its grass will be greener off the track.

Use the words ... detail / defeat / defense ... in a sentence
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:44 AM (xG4kz)

A train wreck on the tracks ahead would hold up a train, too.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:45 AM (RuTUS)

62 The only thing I can think of that these four acts have in common is they all became famous in the 1980s, that the women in these acts were essential to what defined each of them, and that all of them had music that landed in a soundtrack.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 05:47 AM (HTCU3)

63 All the (well deserved) smack about Madonna doesn't diminish her music. She had some great music and videos.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


I dislike her music and her personality. However, I can admire her for building an empire like that.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 05:47 AM (svLOV)

64 I believe it was Prince who wrote "Manic Monday" for the Bangles. As with Bruce Springsteen, even if you don't like Prince's own stuff, and I never did, he could apparently turn out a good tune as a songwriter.

(Bruce wrote "This Girl Is Mine" for Gary U.S. Bonds, and "Fire" for the Pointer Sisters.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 05:47 AM (wzUl9)

65 Disclaimer: What holds up a train?

Finding enough guys.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 31, 2025 05:47 AM (ufSfZ)

66 59 Use the words ... detail / defeat / defense ... in a sentence
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:44 AM (xG4kz)

O.k., here goes:

Use the words ... detail / defeat / defense ... in a sentence.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:48 AM (RuTUS)

67 I liked Madonna in the 80s.
Even owned a few of her cassettes.
By the time CDs came out, I don't think I bought any of her music from then on. But I did have a few of Janet Jackson's CDs as I think she had almost as much talent as her older brother.

The last song of Madonna's I really liked was Ray of Light which came out in 1998 and was quite a departure for her with its EDM beat and style.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 05:50 AM (6ydKt)

68 The cute little puppy tried to jump over de fense, but did not get de feat nor de tail over the top.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:51 AM (RuTUS)

69 OK, folks, leftover work caught up. Guess I'll make tea and stare into the darkness for a while.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 05:51 AM (ufSfZ)

70
gKids ar spending the night. Last night, while getting their beds ready, gSon and I were engaged in word play.

I kept trying to get him to say "but" or "butt" in our conversation (yes, this activity started from as lofty a perch as you can imagine). Then gSon decided that he would NOT say either of those words. At one point, he got himself trapped in a position from which he kept trying to use "but" to complete his thought.

He must have tried four or five times and failed, laughing, each time. I came to his rescue by suggesting that "however" would release him from his self-constructed trap. We larfed together a lot during this.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:52 AM (xG4kz)

71 Saw my doctor yesterday afternoon: All is well. The little wound on my cheek that hasn't healed is a squamous cell carcinoma, about the best thing you can have if you have to get a cancer, and I'll have it excised (leaving, the dermatologist says cheerfully, "a pretty little scar") on Monday morning. The doctor doing it has "cosmetology and plastic surgery" listed on her website; so I hope he's right about the result winding up little, if not "pretty."

Probably not the best omen for 2026, but . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 05:52 AM (wzUl9)

72 I always liked "Vogue" for its old-school smoothness and elegance.

La Isla Bonita is a pretty good tune, and there's not a lot of poncing pillow biters.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 05:53 AM (3Ope8)

73 De cat caught detail and defeat in defence and I had to get it destuck

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 05:53 AM (vFG9F)

74 70 I kept trying to get him to say "but" or "butt" in our conversation (yes, this activity started from as lofty a perch as you can imagine). Then gSon decided that he would NOT say either of those words. At one point, he got himself trapped in a position from which he kept trying to use "but" to complete his thought.

... I came to his rescue by suggesting that "however" would release him from his self-constructed trap.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:52 AM (xG4kz)

Great game. Maybe he could make a list of possible replacement terms.

"and yet"

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:56 AM (RuTUS)

75
68


"Well done, m!", rejoindered Little Johnny. "I, myself. prefer, 'When de horse jumps over de fence, de feat go over before de tail!'"

(from an old, old joke that I recall from when I was but a chronological child)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:56 AM (xG4kz)

76 When I first knew Miss Linda, I thought she looked quite a bit like the young Madonna with dark hair. Except, you know, not trashy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

77 75 68 "Well done, m!", rejoindered Little Johnny. "I, myself. prefer, 'When de horse jumps over de fence, de feat go over before de tail!'"

(from an old, old joke that I recall from when I was but a chronological child)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 05:56 AM (xG4kz)

Muuuuch better!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 05:57 AM (RuTUS)

78 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 31, 2025 05:57 AM (2Ez/1)

79 69 OK, folks, leftover work caught up. Guess I'll make tea and stare into the darkness for a while.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 31, 2025 05:51 AM (ufSfZ)


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 05:59 AM (6ydKt)

80
Once the gKids go home later this afternoon, my preparation for teaching the metalworking class one Saturday and Sunday will begin in earnest.

Ernest is not pleased at that prospect.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:01 AM (xG4kz)

81 Depending who you ask, it's either 40 or 43 F. in Da Swamp. Not much wind, but at 40 it's enough to lower the wind chill to 37. (When did "wind chill" become "feels like"?)

I need to exchange, or maybe return, the too-small Tecovas boots I bought on Monday. Somehow the thought of driving 1.5 hours up the highway to the store and another 1.5 back is daunting. Might be better to do it today when there might be fewer cars clogging the roads thanks to the holiday week. I certainly want to be back home before the evening's craziness starts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

82 A broader and equally interesting question is how photography, recorded music, and movies impacted the arts. The critical connection is that they all used technology to capture what was being expressed and in effect lowered the bar, democratized if you will, who could participate in a meaningful way in the arts.

Once again, with the rise of AI, we're in a similar situation it seems to me; in effect we might be on the cusp of an age of the ubiquity of masterpieces all generated by AI. How this plays out is an interesting question. Ultimately, I think AI generated works are only going to make human generated works more valuable because it will draw the sharp line between the creative human mind and the imitative AI output The only thing that seems clear to me is that AI technology is going to trigger artists to create in different ways with the additional bonus this time around is literature will be affected too.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 06:01 AM (HTCU3)

83 La Isla Bonita is a pretty good tune, and there's not a lot of poncing pillow biters.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 05:53 AM (3Ope

I'm pretty sure that was on one of the cassettes I owned.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:01 AM (6ydKt)

84 The only thing that seems clear to me is that AI technology is going to trigger artists to create in different ways with the additional bonus this time around is literature will be affected too.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 06:01 AM (HTCU3)

I'm afraid it's going to fill the world with 95% slop.
But, honestly, it's not much different from what we have now with everybody carrying a camera in their pockets and social media.

The biggest problem is going to be determining what's real and what's fake.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:04 AM (6ydKt)

85
I saw Poncing Pillow Biters open for Any Swinging Dick in the Castro District in the late 70s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:04 AM (xG4kz)

86 He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025


***
I suspect the Abyss would throw up Its hands and turn away, finding me shallow and littered with snippets of scenes from Silver Age Superman comics, Man From U.N.C.L.E. and Trek episodes, great irregular chunks from novels both literary and not, and a slew of vividly-drawn yet pointless life memories and silly choices.

Take *that*, Abyss!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

87
Has the Swedish doom goblin fully embraced the Gazan cause by satisfying its requirement to undergo mandatory female genital mutilation?

You are just a poseur if you do not, you little Scandi troll, you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:10 AM (xG4kz)

88 Swedish doom goblin

My favorite ones are Pippi Ragestocking and Scoldilocks.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 06:12 AM (svLOV)

89 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Walk without rhythm, don't attract the worm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 31, 2025 06:12 AM (qbLEp)

90
I thoroughly enjoyed the opening sequence, with its "Iko Iko" soundtrack, in "Rain Man".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:14 AM (xG4kz)

91
Rejoinder: Walk without rhythm, don't attract the worm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Don't fear the Reaper. Moar cowbell!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:15 AM (xG4kz)

92 Don't fear the Reaper.
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Non timetis messor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 31, 2025 06:17 AM (qbLEp)

93 Check the link in my nic and tell me if you think this guy looks like angry Joxer from "Xena:Warrior Princess".

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 06:18 AM (vFG9F)

94 Good morning, folks. Last day of the year. Hope the new one is a good one for you people.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2025 06:20 AM (qE3Wr)

95 And we will also be watching the series finale of Stranger Things in the vain hope that they atoned for the crappy episode they left off with. But I plan on making margaritas to help with the pain just in case.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 05:37 AM (svLOV)
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You're gonna need 'em...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 06:21 AM (ESVrU)

96 I s'pose it's time to feed the furry thugs. Little Dagny the aloof kitten is sitting on the arm of the sofa right by me. A signal that Feeding Time Is Nigh, Hooman.

The last three nights I've scooped her up and settled her in my lap on a pillow. And she has actually stayed, enjoying the petting. Maybe she'll be willing to leap up onto me on her own, someday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 06:23 AM (wzUl9)

97 The biggest problem is going to be determining what's real and what's fake.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at
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There was a comment on X the other day that he had developed a algorithm that was 90% accuracy identifying AI.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:23 AM (bLAch)

98 You're gonna need 'em...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I think at this point, it's a grudge match to finish the series. It would have been cool if the reaction to the character coming out was everyone saying "Yeah, dude. We already knew." That might have saved the series.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 06:25 AM (svLOV)

99 I suspect the Abyss would throw up Its hands and turn away, finding me shallow and littered with snippets of scenes from Silver Age Superman comics, Man From U.N.C.L.E. and Trek episodes, great irregular chunks from novels both literary and not, and a slew of vividly-drawn yet pointless life memories and silly choices.

Take *that*, Abyss!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

C'est la vie.
https://youtu.be/CGtf9QfITQw

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:25 AM (6ydKt)

100 Why? Do they keep cash and other valuables in the day care?...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia a
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Someone (a racist) stole all the children and the receipts too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:26 AM (bLAch)

101 "Someone (a racist) stole all the children and the receipts too.

Posted by: Braenyard"

And all the video cameras and the DVR.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 06:28 AM (vFG9F)

102
Tatiana Schlossberg, a granddaughter of JFK, is dead at 35 after cancer diagnosis


Yes, it was the diagnosis that killed her, NBC News' headline writers, you complete idiots.

And yet her talent-free nepo baby brother, Jack, continues his run for Congress.Running for The Webble's seat, he is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:28 AM (xG4kz)

103 YouTube is really starting to piss me off with this new design and other crap they've done to the site in the past few weeks.

It's taking forever to load and always wants to add a "Mixes" playlist to any song you find through a search, and they're making it almost impossible to load the pages if you have an ad-blocker by repeatedly sending requests slowing everything down to a crawl unless you turn off the shields.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:28 AM (6ydKt)

104 Gonna be a cigar and coffee on the patio to watch the birds at the feeder morning. Probably have to wear the wool beanie, a robe and socks though, and use the heavy blanket.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2025 06:30 AM (3Ope8)

105 There was a comment on X the other day that he had developed a algorithm that was 90% accuracy identifying AI.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:23 AM (bLAch)

It's going to be needed.
There will be a big business in "AI Detection" over the next ten years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:30 AM (6ydKt)

106
Running for the Weeble's set he is.

The Weeble being Jerry "Who Sharted?" Nadler, of course.

And NOW, the dead link is purged from my nic.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:35 AM (xG4kz)

107
Daycare robbers are replacing daydream believers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:37 AM (xG4kz)

108
"Put all your fruit squeezes and juiceboxes in the sack!" screamed the Somali daycare robbers to the mostly confused toddler skinnies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:39 AM (xG4kz)

109 Running for the Weeble's set he is.

The Weeble being Jerry "Who Sharted?" Nadler, of course.

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Better make sure the seat is cleaned and disinfected.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 31, 2025 06:39 AM (qbLEp)

110 Whew! I thought this year would end without yhe Bangles. Thanks Pixie.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2025 06:40 AM (Slgjz)

111
By ceding Minnesota to Canada, Toronto and Minneapolis could have their long anticipated Thunderdome bout to determine which one was the Stupidest City in Canada.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:43 AM (xG4kz)

112
Time to go hunt up my (checks the last entry in the tree) German forebears in the archival world.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:45 AM (xG4kz)

113 C'est la vie.
https://youtu.be/CGtf9QfITQw
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025


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Or as Mother-in-Law No. 2 (the hot one) used to say (ironically), "App-rezz voos, mawn cherry!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 06:46 AM (wzUl9)

114 What God showed me yesterday

Was out with spouse two miles from home. Neither of us brought a cell phone ( from now old fogeys need to always bring phones) . There was a loud noise and smoke and the car died right off a major highway. He walked home to get another car. Because we didn't have our phones we called AAA from a bagel shop but the dispatcher was obviously confused thinking the bagel shop number of the guy was our phone. Anyhow, if we had not been stuck by the side of the road I would not have heard Sean Hannity's replacement who had some conservative pastor ( Jack Hibbs) o.n who has a new book out about standing up courageously for your faith and apparently thinks Islam is huge danger. Good for him) and I would not have seen a beautiful sunset. I am thankful to God spouse was with me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 06:46 AM (IEV/x)

115 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 31, 2025 06:47 AM (bQ4nt)

116 There are two Madonna songs I like.

This Used To Be My Playground is haunting and thought provoking.

https://youtu.be/RhXDO2a3-sE


Papa Don't Preach is quite good musically and actually carries a good message.

https://youtu.be/G333Is7VPOg

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 06:47 AM (2Ez/1)

117 87 the Swedish doom goblin
little Scandi troll
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 31, 2025 06:10 AM (xG4kz)

88 Pippi Ragestocking
Scoldilocks
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 06:12 AM (svLOV)

These are all simply primo.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 06:49 AM (RuTUS)

118 I am thankful to God spouse was with me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Glad the story had a decent ending, Fen.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 06:50 AM (svLOV)

119 >>>I hope he's right about the result winding up little, if not "pretty."

Probably not the best omen for 2026, but . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming o
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Seven stitches for mine, I think it's Hammer that has about that many too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:50 AM (bLAch)

120 Greyhound stories.

So right now, we have two girl guests. My wife did a turnout yesterday and checked on them a few minutes later. The two girls were stalking each other and my girl was in a crouch waiting to pounce on either of them.

Thankfully that chaos was confined to the yard as opposed to inside the house.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 06:51 AM (svLOV)

121 I remember the controversy at the time over Papa Don't Preach. It turned out that a lot of the "pro-coice" crowd really only wants you to choose abortion.

Posted by: Wally at December 31, 2025 06:51 AM (Z74lS)

122 I hope he's right about the result winding up little, if not "pretty."

Probably not the best omen for 2026, but . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming o
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Seven stitches for mine, I think it's Hammer that has about that many too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025


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How long ago was it, Braenyard, and is the site still noticeable?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 06:52 AM (wzUl9)

123 That Bangles chick is just rockin’ the “A” chord in that thumbnail of the vid. I bet she’s in the Rolling Stone top 20 “Greatest Guitar Players” of All Time, edging out Ted Nugent and Jorma Kaukonnen, natch

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 06:53 AM (anZ4T)

124 Greyhound stories

So right now, we have two girl guests. My wife did a turnout yesterday and checked on them a few minutes later. The two girls were stalking each other and my girl was in a crouch waiting to pounce on either of them.

Thankfully that chaos was confined to the yard as opposed to inside the house.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025


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I missed the "Greyhound stories" intro and was picturing something entirely different. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 06:53 AM (wzUl9)

125 I am thankful to God spouse was with me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Little things of greatness.
Hope your car turns out to be a small problem.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:54 AM (bLAch)

126 I missed the "Greyhound stories" intro and was picturing something entirely different. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I'm way too boring for anything like that but that was funny to read.

The problem we are having with one of the girls is that she's young and BOOOOORED! There have been times when we turn them out and she tries to instigate with my dog. And that's why we muzzle them when they are in the yard.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 31, 2025 06:56 AM (svLOV)

127 Oh, yes- just a note to the nice people who put up with my non techy ignorance and to dear Puxy who lets me post others things- I am not a priestess , never have been and never will be. I am not an Anglican or Episcopalian, and even in those traditions they don't call women priests "priestesses" This is used because the person here uses it as a term of derision. I not like Reverend and don't use it except officially ( I use pastor) and it would be as silly to call a woman a pastoress as it would be to call a woman doctor a "doctoress " or a nurse a "nurse-ess" And if anyone thinks I'm out at the church worshipping Astarte while dancing around a pile of molten down metal made from purity rings, they clearly haven't been readings my posts from Christian devotionals😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 06:57 AM (IEV/x)

128 22 So in 3 hours and 13 minutes it will be New Year in Australia
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

There are several Australia timezones and I'm not sure which one Pixy is in.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 06:57 AM (RuTUS)

129 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December

Thanks. It's. Dry kind of you I think probably the car has died. It was a used car.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 06:58 AM (IEV/x)

130 ***
How long ago was it, Braenyard, and is the site still noticeable?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
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Only if you look at it. But it's a manly scar.
Your Honey will love itl.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:59 AM (bLAch)

131 It's "very..."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 07:00 AM (IEV/x)

132 He's in the other one. No, not that one. The one further over.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 31, 2025 07:00 AM (2Ez/1)

133 JJS NOOD

Posted by: Nazdar at December 31, 2025 07:00 AM (NcvvS)

134 So in 3 hours and 13 minutes it will be New Year in Australia
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025
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There are several Australia timezones and I'm not sure which one Pixy is in.
Posted by: m at December 31, 2025


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My local Fox outlet opened the 5 am Central segment with the news that New Zealand has welcomed in 2026. They are apparently two hours later than Sydney, which right now (6 am my time) is about an hour short of midnight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 31, 2025 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

135
"Pastorette."

Posted by: Channelling my inner Rush Limbaugh at December 31, 2025 07:02 AM (2Ez/1)

136 @114 - always nice to turn something bad into something good, glad it all worked out for you Fen.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2025 07:04 AM (w+hdv)

137 And I woke up a 3:00 and and went downstairs. Spouse just appeared and said in the quote from
Bob Cratchit " I am a little behind my time." 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 07:04 AM (uA11f)

138 Posted by: Channelling my inner Rush Limbaugh at December 31, 2025 07:02 AM (2Ez/1)


We do r call them that either. 😉It sounds like a dairy drink . Rush Limbaugh and I would get along fine even if he didn't come to me church which I serve which would have been fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 07:07 AM (uA11f)

139 Astarte while dancing around a pile of molten down metal made from purity rings, they clearly haven't been readings my posts from Christian devotionals😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Conjures up image of barefoot woman with finger cymbals.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:07 AM (bLAch)

140 "The church" Did I mention. I hate tiny cell phone screen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 07:08 AM (uA11f)

141 I spelled cymbals wrong four ways and Brave let it ride. Brave has terrible spell check.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:08 AM (bLAch)

142 Sharing a note:

May all the blessings of the Lord be yours in abundance in the New Year
Isaiah 43:13

Happy New Year Morning People & Pixy too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:13 AM (bLAch)

143 And today's devotional for the New Year: "Resolving to do less.": John 15:4-12:

https://tinyurl.com/4s8wmfwz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 07:13 AM (uA11f)

144 repeatedly sending requests slowing everything down to a crawl unless you turn off the shields.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Opera is easy to download and it will sit there until you enter a ewetub address and play it. Opera will open most anything.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:20 AM (bLAch)

145 Happy, Happy New Year when it's time, Pixy!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 08:00 AM (RuTUS)

146 92 Don't fear the Reaper.
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Non timetis messor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 31, 2025 06:17 AM (qbLEp)

Noli timere messorem.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 08:03 AM (RuTUS)

147 >>>Digging deeper into Honey's Dieselgate.

Late to the party, I know. But holy cow, what an interesting read. There are a lot of scummy people out there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 01:27 PM (dK+Kv)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - December 30, 2025 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! The time for the Tuesday night ONT has arrived. It's also the penultimate day and penultimate ONT of the year. Not to be confused with the ultimate pen. Is there such a thing as the ultimate pen? Bic? Montblanc? Parker? Erasermate? Whatever. Let's get this penultimate party started!

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"Penultimate" is a pretentious sounding word that simply means "second to last". Can you think of any noteworthy examples?

I can!

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This story checks multiple boxes.
Florida (wo)man.
Genius Award winner.
WTF??

Woman Found Dead in a Freezer at Miami Dollar Tree Store

Miami police are investigating after a woman was found dead in a freezer at a Dollar Tree location on Sunday morning. Authorities say the body was discovered around 8 a.m. by an employee at the store located at 968 SW Eighth Street.

The woman was later identified as 32-year-old Massiell Garay Sanchez. According to investigators, surveillance footage shows she entered the store alone the night before her body was found. She did not make any purchases and was not employed by the store.

News video clip at the link.

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How long is too long for a guest to stay? When do you start nudging people out of your house? Some folks just never get the hint. You may have had someone outstay their welcome. This guy takes the cake!

When a Family Welcomed a Man into Their Home at Christmas, They Never Thought He’d Stay for 45 Years

It was the day before Christmas Eve, and recent homemakers Rob and Dianne Parsons were surprised with a knock on the door. Opening it, Rob looked upon a rather strange sight.

A man stood there with a wheeled garbage bin containing his possessions, and a frozen chicken under his left arm. Rob didn’t know it at the time, but he was in the middle of an interaction that wouldn’t just change his life forever, but his community too.

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“I said ‘Ronnie, what’s with the chicken?’ He said ‘somebody gave it to me for Christmas’. And then I said two words that changed all of our lives,” Mr. Parsons told the BBC. “And I’m not exactly sure why I said them. I said ‘come in.'”

Cool story. Check out the whole thing.

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What the hell is wrong with people??

Big Brother Is Keeping Track Of What We’ve Stuck In Our Rectum

Every year, thousands of people end up in emergency rooms across the United States for a rather uncomfortable and sometimes embarrassing reason — we keep getting things stuck in our rectum. Whether it’s out of curiosity, an accident, or for sexual experimentation, the number of these incidents is surprising.

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission tracks emergency room visits in a database, which includes anonymous reports of items that patients have inserted into their rectums. While the names are confidential, the items certainly aren’t. A recent review of the 2024 data has highlighted some of the most unexpected and bizarre cases.

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Some cases stood out for their sheer scale or strangeness. A doctor recounted removing an entire desktop-sized Yankee Candle — the kind scented like pumpkin spice — from a man’s rectum. In another case, an Iranian man needed surgery after a deodorant canister he had inserted traveled deep into his digestive tract. And a Florida man was found to have a thermos lodged inside him after being scanned during a drug arrest.

Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.

Extensive list of items at the link. Check it out, if you dare. Really. It's fascinating what people are putting up their keisters.

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Not related, yet somehow related


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Here ya go, history nerds. Please read this article, then come back and tell us what they got right and where they missed the mark.

Why Did the Roman Empire Fall? Corruption, Inflation, and Division

Please also tell us when the United States will befall a similar fate.

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It's a weird time of the year

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(H/T Piper)


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DJ Doof - Guess The Theme

Difficulty Level 3 out of 5

What's the common thread / common meaning / common leitmotif?


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1 Only 79 days until the vernal equinox!

Posted by: mindful webworker - why and why not: at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (dESj/)

2 Hello!

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (p4NUW)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

4 Wut!?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (LNeRu)

5 Holá!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (hZbnZ)

6 We are at war.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (l3YAf)

7 All the Christmas decs went into the boxes and out to the garage last Saturday.

It soothes my soul.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (nWPIJ)

8 By the way, “we” decidedly do NOT get things stuck in our bootay.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (p4NUW)

9 DOOF!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (LNeRu)

10 ONT! I look forward to it every evening!
*stares at the floor*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (Q/uAJ)

11 This story checks multiple boxes.
Florida (wo)man.
Genius Award winner.
WTF??

Forgot -
Neked.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (/lPRQ)

12 Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.
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"Million to one shot, Doc! Million to one shot!"

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (ESVrU)

13 Howdy, rons and ettes!

Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (47diA)

14
Good evening, Hordians.

*casually sets glass on polished table*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)

15 Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.

Well, you lose track once in a while.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at December 30, 2025 10:09 PM (nhCoE)

16 14
Good evening, Hordians.

*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)

17 Here ya go, history nerds. Please read this article, then come back and tell us what they got right and where they missed the mark.

Why Did the Roman Empire Fall? Corruption, Inflation, and Division

Please also tell us when the United States will befall a similar fate.


Here are two places where the article goes off the rails:

In contrast, climatic changes during the late Roman period are recognized by historians as contributing factors in Rome’s long decline.

Climate Change -- is there anything it can't do?

We created this article in conjunction with AI technology, then made sure it was fact-checked and edited by a HowStuffWorks editor.

Ah, so it's slop, then. Thanks so much for the warning.

Prediction for the decline and fall of the US: a year or less after the next Dem triple electoral win (POTUS, Senate, House)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (v23vE)

18 All the Christmas decs went into the boxes and out to the garage last Saturday.

It soothes my soul.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (nWPIJ)

Lucky you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)

19 15 Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.

Well, you lose track once in a while.
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at December 30, 2025 10:09 PM (nhCoE)

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It really only becomes embarrassing at the TSA checkpoint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (nWPIJ)

20 Pretty sure a Yankee Candle up the rectum wouldn't make it smell better up there. And Pumpkin Spice scent adds insult to injury.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (Q/uAJ)

21
The Encyclopedia of Things People Have Stuck in Their Ass, 20th edition (34 volumes).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (tgvbd)

22 Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.
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"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea."

Posted by: Dr. Perry Cox at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (ESVrU)

23 Howdy Hordelings! The time for the Tuesday night ONT has arrived. It's also the penultimate day and penultimate ONT of the year. Not to be confused with the ultimate pen. Is there such a thing as the ultimate pen? Bic? Montblanc? Parker? Erasermate? Whatever. Let's get this penultimate party started!

* changes password *

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE)

24 Yep.
The tape rings on the Xmas tree box...
Just wrapped up the goofy tree I had for 15 years...
Goodwill gets it now....😄

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (LNeRu)

25 Good evening, Hordians.

*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)

Look at this!

Posted by: Shaky the Mohel at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)

26 OBTW, hello 'ettes and 'rons, thank you for all the kind comments directed my way on Sunday's ONT, and special salutations to our host and girthy content provider Doof.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:12 PM (v23vE)

27 15 Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.

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"If I can find my car keys, we can drive out."

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at December 30, 2025 10:12 PM (nWPIJ)

28 We are at war.

Yes. Now what?
Can't vote, cant defund.

Taxpayers have a gun to the head.

What are we willing to do?

Hey Bob nsa.

See what I mean?

Posted by: Derak at December 30, 2025 10:12 PM (JQ2/i)

29 Good evening, Hordians.

*casually sets glass on polished table*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)

Oh no, you didn't. That would get your nose smacked with a rolled up newspaper in my home.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (Q/uAJ)

30 The Encyclopedia of Things People Have Stuck in Their Ass, 20th edition (34 volumes).
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


And the one-page addendum, released the following week, listing only "The Encyclopedia of Things People Have Stuck in Their Ass, 20th edition (34 volumes)."

Posted by: mikeski, recursively at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (nhCoE)

31 Gary Larson...I miss his humor😂

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (LNeRu)

32
Roomy up in here.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (QVmho)

33 Thanks for the swell Tuesday Night ONT, Doof!

Nice palm-ish type trees up top. Looks surreal.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:14 PM (kB9dk)

34 Donald Trump killed George Clooney's sister.

Posted by: Politico at December 30, 2025 10:14 PM (nWPIJ)

35 When a Family Welcomed a Man into Their Home at Christmas, They Never Thought He’d Stay for 45 Years

I remember that movie. Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus. Julie Hagerty was cute.

Posted by: mindful webworker - What About Ron? at December 30, 2025 10:14 PM (dESj/)

36 Thanks for the "Watch your keister" ONT, Disco.

Posted by: scampydog at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (41CYW)

37 Roomy up in here.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (QVmho)

Nah, it's a bit crowded in here.

Posted by: Some guy's rectum at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (uQesX)

38 Roomy up in here.
Posted by: BifBewalski


I'ma just let this one go.

Posted by: mikeski is both on- and off-topic at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (nhCoE)

39 Ya know, I'm not young now, but 45 years is a long time! I don't want to read the item. Stupidity abounds everywhere!

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (47diA)

40 Hello everyone!

Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

41 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (sAmhv)

42 Sorry I'm late, I was polishing my top hat (that is NOT a euphism, get your mind out of the gutter) in preparation for tomorrow's activities.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (X/nnO)

43 I only use pens that the astronauts used.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (nWPIJ)

44 Saw Nick Shirley being tnterviewed

Wearing a hoodie with the now infamous 'Learing'
Sign

Genius

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (jvxGE)

45 Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.
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All I can tell you is that each and every person who entered my ER knew what was in there, how it got there, and how long it was in there...TMI, I tell you...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

46 "Rectum hell, damn near killed him!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (cYBz/)

47 Hello everyone!
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

Did you just get here?! Somebody's been posting under your name!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (uQesX)

48
Roomy up in here.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Nah, it's a bit crowded in here.
Posted by: Some guy's rectum
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I'ma just let this one go.
Posted by: mikeski

Queue up the security guy in front of the ceramic ornaments....
*frowns*
*shakes head 'no' while wagging finger*


Bwahahahahahahah

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (QVmho)

49 Antepenultimate (third-to-last) is also a good stuck-up word. I use it now and again just to be a jackass.

Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (O+H2/)

50 we keep getting things stuck in our rectum

One-in-a-million chance, Doc!

And whattaya mean "we," paleface? I never thought it was a good idea to put a potato in the tailpipe.

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't block the exit at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (dESj/)

51 Roomy up in here.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (QVmho)

Nah, it's a bit crowded in here.

Posted by: Some guy's rectum at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (uQesX)

It's going to be one of those ONTs with the butt stuff. I can tell.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)

52 If asked why these objects are in their rectum and sometimes making way into the area where surgery is needed, they ALL say they don't recall. All say they "accidently sat on it." Oh, sure! I should have kept a record in the ED and said, "Aha! Democrats!"

There are some weird people out there, y'all. And I have not seen them in an ED for 15yrs. Heaven knows what goes on now.

I came home one night and told my visiting parents that a guy thought he was a baboon. Making oooh oooh sounds and scratching his armpits and walking like an ape. A RN and I were walking by his room (I was in street clothes with a lab coat). He screeched, "White monkey!!" at me and got an erection and tried to follow me. The medics who restrained him said he appeared to want to mate.All of the medics and some of the docs were vets with big muscles and I trusted them daily with my life. They looked out for us.

It was just another night in the ED for me but my father and husband loved this story.

We were all quite barking mad, to be honest. Huge ED in a med center. Great docs and nurses, however, if you were in need of help.

I loved them all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (WONhk)

53 Tomorrow night... is *amateur night* and a good time to stay home & watch movies. Or go to bed early.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (rdVOm)

54 No idea of the song connection, but at least my rectum is clear!

Posted by: On The Bright Side at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)

55 The Rectum Raiders strike again

TLC has a show on odd things that sent people to the emergency room. And yes foreign objects in the rectum figured prominently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (2GVsD)

56 Probably one of only a couple bands I regret not seeing...

AC/DC

Got a couple tickets in the Camaro IROC-Z because of them.

*bangs head, flips lighter*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (NwnyJ)

57 When I was hand reviewing 1000 or so 11x14 a month there was a point 5 pental in red and green and blue that scanned correctly.
About 18 bux for a set of 3 and my admin would bring in bs pens 12 for a dollar, I threw them away and went to office depot at lunch.
Some cocksucker stole me nice Monte Blanc.
Hope his children are as retard at Tims.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (gbOdA)

58 Do you have any idea how many whales would be grateful to have a golf ball up their rectum for a change?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (nWPIJ)

59 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco.

The rings of tape on the Christmas tree box is a winner. Ha!

Posted by: TRex - do not count dino's rings at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)

60 Evening horde!

Guess on the music trivia - songs sung by new/second singer in band?

Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (HFx9z)

61 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "STICK IT UP YOUR ASS" IS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGERER at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (rdVOm)

62 Sigmoid colon > Oxford comma

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (nWPIJ)

63 43 I only use pens that the astronauts used.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (nWPIJ)

them fat thingys

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (gbOdA)

64 ER Doc: Look, a candle!

ER Doc: Look, a candle!

ER Doc: Look, a candle!

ER Patient: You didn't have to repeat yourself, doc.

ER Doc: I didn't!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (wVcYX)

65 Yo, Doof. No clue tonight on your music. Past my music prime, yanno. I can't use the "Ian" card as that was last night.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (WONhk)

66 tankdemon, I appreciate your efforts, really. But "euphism" doesn't seem to be in my dictionary. Otherwise, great entry post!

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (47diA)

67 Nobody ever thinks about me.

Posted by: The Next To The Last Bastion at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (2Ez/1)

68 Woman Found Dead in a Freezer at Miami Dollar Tree Store - News video clip at the link.

I would think a still photograph would suffice.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a chilling story at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (dESj/)

69 My father-in-law was a urologist. He had a collection of items that men-folk, with malice and forethought, stuck up their, uh, you know... their little buddy.

He had the collection because as a surgeon, he was asked to remove the offensive items that had become irretrievable. And the reason given by every patient for why they would stick a foreign object... there!... was always the same.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)

70 Meanwhile in Berlin

Thieves broke into a retail bank and stole about 10 million Euros in money and valuables.

Hans Gruber is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (2GVsD)

71 Brian Johnson, not Bon Scott
Bruce Dickinson, not Paul Dianne
Sammy Hagar, not David Lee Roth.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (X/nnO)

72 Tomorrow night... is *amateur night* and a good time to stay home & watch movies. Or go to bed early.
Posted by: JQ
**********
That's generally been my policy...for that exact reason.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

73 Favorite pen?

Why Otto, of course!

Posted by: Ron Klain at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (2Ez/1)

74 Guess on the music trivia - songs sung by new/second singer in band?
Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (HFx9z)


Yes. Tracks from Back in Black, Number of the Beast, and 5150. Those were the first albums featuring Brian Johnson, Bruce Dickinson, and Sammy Hagar - all were new lead singers for those bands.

Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

75 Good evening, Hordians.

*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
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*snatches up glass and places coaster underneath it.*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (ZOv7s)

76 Worked in a "Treatment Center" for teen criminals and sex offenders. Separate units. There was a large violent teen who placed C or D cells up her keester weekly, usually on Friday or Saturday night. Would get her out of the facility for a few hours in the ER. Went on a few times and the Doc asked her, Takeisha, why do you do it? She answered,Because I like when you take them out.

Posted by: Energizer Bunny at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (oftw2)

77 "Million to one shot, Doc! Million to one shot!"
Posted by: Frank Costanza

I kinda figured someone would've beat me to that one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a chilling story at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (dESj/)

78 He had the collection because as a surgeon, he was asked to remove the offensive items that had become irretrievable. And the reason given by every patient for why they would stick a foreign object... there!... was always the same.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)

Safekeeping in prison?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (Q/uAJ)

79 >>And the reason given by every patient for why they would stick a foreign object... there!... was always the same.
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"It" itched, and that was the only way they could "scratch" it?

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (rdVOm)

80 >>> Also-- this tree is a danger, not resting *on the ground* but elevated due to the rootball being pulled up.
Posted by: JQ
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What's it a danger to, the ground?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (Wt3Iw)

81 Dummy Chord that object.

First thing they teach sailors.
Would not want to drop something 'overboard'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)

82 My father-in-law was a urologist. He had a collection of items that men-folk, with malice and forethought, stuck up their, uh, you know... their little buddy.

He had the collection because as a surgeon, he was asked to remove the offensive items that had become irretrievable. And the reason given by every patient for why they would stick a foreign object... there!... was always the same.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient


"My bladder was itchy?"

Posted by: mikeski doesn't really want to know at December 30, 2025 10:24 PM (nhCoE)

83 Paramedics show up at a guys house where he's called 911 casue his wife has passed.
The paramedics examine her and find a golf ball embedded in her temple. They ask the man if he knows how this happened.
He says "yea, I was hitting balls and I didn't see her when she walked in front of me."
Later, at the autopsy, the coroner finds another golf ball in her rectum.
When the cops ask the man if he knows anything about the other ball, he replies "oh, yea, that was my mulligan"....

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at December 30, 2025 10:25 PM (MNCvZ)

84 My ex's family owned a small nursing home while she was growing up. This was at the time they were closing mental institutions and putting a lot of people on the street because their families disowned them.

They took a couple in and gave them "jobs" at the nursing home that basically consisted of saying hi to everyone. They didn't have any room in their small house so they gave them beds at the nursing home. One guy, Eddie, became part of the family. He was with them for decades and attended every family event including our wedding where he was possibly the happiest person at the event.

Nice man. People aren't disposable.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (viF8m)

85 Tomorrow night... is *amateur night* and a good time to stay home & watch movies. Or go to bed early.
Posted by: JQ
**********
That's generally been my policy...for that exact reason.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba


See also: Saint Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo.

Posted by: mikeski prefers professional drunks at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (nhCoE)

86 Million to one shot, doc!

Let's got to the videotape:

https://youtu.be/eghL7ORV1lg

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (2Ez/1)

87 It's going to be one of those ONTs with the butt stuff. I can tell.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I'm here for it!

Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)

88 According to Tim Waltz, you know who is really to blame for the Minnesota/Democrat/Somali massive fraud.......TRUMP

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (qtBQt)

89 Just never ask Kirsche about 'sounding'

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (2GVsD)

90 Why Did the Roman Empire Fall? Corruption, Inflation, and Division



Did not Attila the Hun driving his vanquished goes into Roman lands have something to do with it.

And Roman subjects found Attila to be benign relative to Rome.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (/lPRQ)

91 It's going to be one of those ONTs with the butt stuff. I can tell.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I'm here for it!
Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)
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Ahem

Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)

92 It's going to be one of those ONTs with the butt stuff. I can tell.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I'm here for it!
Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)
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Ahem
Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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It's a blessing of liberty! Me next!

Posted by: David French at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (ZOv7s)

93 NASA spends $1M on a pen to write in space.

The Soviets use pencils.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (NwnyJ)

94 What's it a danger to, the ground?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Any yokel's feet, I'd imagine. There's a lot of IDIOTS what would show up for free wood. Don't need to be paying their ER bills.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (rdVOm)

95 He had the collection because as a surgeon, he was asked to remove the offensive items that had become irretrievable. And the reason given by every patient for why they would stick a foreign object... there!... was always the same.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)

Safekeeping in prison?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (Q/uAJ)
* * * *
Sexual gratification. Guess they weren't afraid to admit the obvious!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (kB9dk)

96 See also: Saint Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo.

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I find it rather funny that someone has an actual holiday over the French getting their asses kicked.

In the Western world we call that "Tuesday"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)

97 Butt puns are pretty cheeky.

Posted by: Oh, no... at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (2Ez/1)

98 It's a blessing of liberty! Me next!
Posted by: David French at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (ZOv7s)
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What do you think I have wedged in my couch?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (ZOv7s)

99 According to Tim Waltz, you know who is really to blame for the Minnesota/Democrat/Somali massive fraud.......TRUMP
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That communist fag should be arrested, prosecuted, and then imprisoned. Literally nobody would miss him anyway. I can't imagine the level of utter corruption he has to be guilty of to ever achieve the level of governor, because he's idiot material on every observable front.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (Cjcf6)

100 It's going to be one of those ONTs with the butt stuff. I can tell.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


No matter how old Morons may get, our inner nine-year-olds always love butt jokes.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (nhCoE)

101 S’puppy!

Peace be with you. Good to see you here. The ONT crown can be a bit unruly. Hope you don’t take offense.

Now, where’s that Rat Bastard?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (IhIKR)

102 Tampon Timmy is a white guy, he needs to be in jail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

103 One factor in the Empire's fall was a lot of hard currency (gold and silver) left the Empire when it was spent on luxury goods from the Far East. The mining of gold and silver within the Empire couldn't keep up with the demand.

Secondary impact was due to the governments income generated by tariffs drying up as the imports decreased, due to the lack of gold and silver to pay for them.

Having not yet discovered the fine art of issuing third party derivative bonds based on peacock feather futures, the financial sector declined.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (Ai3df)

104 Sit down, I have a tale to tail.

Posted by: Butt punz? at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)

105 53 JQ

yeah baby! Drinkin' all night! Cheap port wine! No drivin'! Sitting around with no pants on! Can it get any better?!
And yeah, DOOF! Blasting Rush on the stereo (?)...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (LNeRu)

106 My ultimate pen is a Parker Vacumatic Maxima. It's going on 90 years old and writes beautifully (it has been restored). I have several Parker 51's that I use a lot too. Parker made some great pens.

Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (Vryyy)

107 66 tankdemon, I appreciate your efforts, really. But "euphism" doesn't seem to be in my dictionary. Otherwise, great entry post!
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (47diA)

This is why my copy editor has a medical chart longerbthsn War and Peace.

Euphemism, dammit!

Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (X/nnO)

108 If I'm lying, I'm dying.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (wVcYX)

109 Yes. Tracks from Back in Black, Number of the Beast, and 5150. Those were the first albums featuring Brian Johnson, Bruce Dickinson, and Sammy Hagar - all were new lead singers for those bands.
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

WooHoo!

What did I win?

Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (HFx9z)

110 102 Tampon Timmy is a white guy, he needs to be in jail.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

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I believe the White Guys have officially disowned him. He's on waivers now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (nWPIJ)

111 Just never ask Kirsche about 'sounding'
Posted by: Anna Puma


I think I'd be out of my depth.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (nhCoE)

112 My Christmas tree box looked just like that. For fun I put the dates on each new tape. It was fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (2WIwB)

113 Knew a radiologist who collected pics of foreign objects up patients asses. Would pass around photon alblums at house parties.
Talk about Stranger Things (and on that timeline, D&D and all..)

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)

114 No matter how old Morons may get, our inner nine-year-olds always love butt jokes.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (nhCoE)
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Boobs and butts pretty much define this place.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:32 PM (ZOv7s)

115 My ex's family owned a small nursing home while she was growing up. This was at the time they were closing mental institutions and putting a lot of people on the street because their families disowned them.

They took a couple in and gave them "jobs" at the nursing home that basically consisted of saying hi to everyone. They didn't have any room in their small house so they gave them beds at the nursing home. One guy, Eddie, became part of the family. He was with them for decades and attended every family event including our wedding where he was possibly the happiest person at the event.

Nice man. People aren't disposable.

Posted by: JackStraw

An older friend was a nursing home resident. There was a mentally retarded gentleman who lived there. He would greet everyone who came in. Both my friend and this man passed a few years ago. They weren't disposable, either.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:32 PM (Q/uAJ)

116 Butt puns don't sit well with me.

Posted by: Groan... at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (2Ez/1)

117 You know, tape is NOT required to close the tree box. Some of us, one of whom is me, use twine. I was a Boy Scout. Knots! And the twine is reusable!!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (47diA)

118 A man says to his auto mechanic, "I have a rattle in my rear end I'd like you to check out."

Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (Q+gd/)

119 Since I would, for once, be on topic tonight...I will repeat the scan the trauma surgeon and ED docs had me review one night. For my notes for his admission, they said. Right.

BS. They wanted to see how I would react, altho they knew me very well. I tried faithfully to present myself as I am, a refined Southern lady and professional (who had a husband they knew and two HS sons). Now and then they saw the real me for brief moments of lost composure. They'd crack a joke at inopportune times.

I go into their office, thinking,this is new for all of them to come find me as a group...

It was a large and blinking flashlight in the guy. Set on blinking or it set itself for the CT scan. Maybe he thought it was off.

It only took a second for me to bend over laughing loudly like a lunatic and they were all pleased with themselves.

Was I shocked, oh, hell no. Nor did I shock them by laughing like a loon, but they were all in on wanting to see what I'd say or do. I said,"hazard lights." And, yes, the man told the doc he accidently sat on it. It was never a woman who did this, by the way. Maybe now with trans, but not then.

I hate hazard lights in fog on FL hwys is why I named it this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (WONhk)

120 In the spirit of my previous post:
Bruce Dickinson replaced Paul Di'Anno, not Paul Dianne.

Stupid autocucumber.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (X/nnO)

121 Only climate thing in Roman times that comes to mind was that the 10th (?) Legion, in Anglia, was able to cultivate vitis vinifera grapes to make their own wine. Something that would be difficult in the climate that has long prevailed there. Of course Atlantic currents probably explain 90% of it - none of that related to %s of trace gases in the troposphere of course.

Anyway one of the more amusing factoids that instantly undermines all the begged questions and false reasoning behind climate lysenkoism, er, AGW.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (U/Byj)

122 Good evening, Hordians.

*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)

You haven't trained Saijo to do that on command yet?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (S/Y4j)

123 Watch a few videos today of 4th and 5th grade teachers.
Blue purple bad hair.
But then I listen to them.
Educated. Analytical. Articulate.
Both had exact same story.
They teach about 110 kids. (5 classes X 22 kids)
5 to 10 illiterate k or 1
40 2 or 3
40 maybe 4th grade
so what is that 1 or 2 maybe on grade level
1. Cannot answer a 2 part question.
2. Have no idea of humor or jest or satire
3. Cannot abstract todays lesson into tomorrow.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (gbOdA)

124 *Butt puns don't sit well with me.*

They're not all they're cracked up to be.

Posted by: Make it stop at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (2Ez/1)

125 If Joey Bidet had a flashlight up his butt, the lights would come out his ears.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (2GVsD)

126 Guess on the music trivia - songs sung by new/second singer in band?
Posted by: Mick

Yes. Tracks from Back in Black, Number of the Beast, and 5150. Those were the first albums featuring Brian Johnson, Bruce Dickinson, and Sammy Hagar - all were new lead singers for those bands.
Posted by: Doof


So you could have used something from "Images And Words," too.

And I must have had a premonition, because I linked the title track to Marillion's "Season's End" right at the end of the cafe thread.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (nhCoE)

127 Who is this “We” Kemosabe? LOL. “We” most assuredly do NOT get things lodged in “our”bunghole.

What’s weird is reading about things like light old school light bulbs. This is crazy, and dangerous. If it breaks they are probably dead, or wish they were. I guess the Docs sometimes have to get creative, and glue a tether on to retrieve. Carefully. I guess they really earn their pay some days.

Tell me these freaks at least get a lecture - “Don’t ever do that again”.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (0oYvV)

128
*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)

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The bi...er, the lady gets it.

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (nWPIJ)

129 Rhomboid

Dogger Bank

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

130 72 Tomorrow night... is *amateur night* and a good time to stay home & watch movies. Or go to bed early.
Posted by: JQ
**********
That's generally been my policy...for that exact reason.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba


I always encouraged my boys, and still do, to stay the night at a friends’ place if they are going to a party on amateur drunk night. No one on the road is sober. If you go to a party, have fun. Stay there. Leave the next morning.

The bar scene is a shitshow. Worked way too many of them. Would never suggest as a good time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:36 PM (IhIKR)

131 WooHoo!

What did I win?
Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (HFx9z)


You get to suggest a theme for an upcoming ONT. Send me an email.

Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (QMAsf)

132 Dobry vecher, Vsye.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

133 Tampon Timmy is a white guy, he needs to be in jail.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

He should be made an example, as in some misspelled signs. He won't be prosecuted, but prostituted in the Ukrainian army.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)

134 1. Cannot answer a 2 part question.
2. Have no idea of humor or jest or satire
3. Cannot abstract todays lesson into tomorrow.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (gbOdA)

I'm thinking of some kids I love. This sounds like them. Also, they do not play outdoors. The Covid shutdowns did them no favors at all.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (Q/uAJ)

135 My ultimate pen is a Parker Vacumatic Maxima. It's going on 90 years old and writes beautifully (it has been restored). I have several Parker 51's that I use a lot too. Parker made some great pens.
Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (Vryyy)


I have a couple of Chinese clones of the Parker, and they are fun to write with. I also wound up with a bag of dip-pen tips that I play around with from time to time.
Nothing teaches penmanship like using a steel dip pen.
A fountain pen teaches "why Palmer" and a dip pen teaches "why Spencer"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (rbvCR)

136
My butcher backed up into the meat grinder this morning.

He got a little behind in his work.

Posted by: Rimshot at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)

137 By the way, the best *excellent* writing pens that are affordable for us normal people are an Office Depot exclusive (house brand). The pens are branded "Tul" and the u has an umlet so that brand name is pronounced "Tool". If you choose the gel ink (rather than the ballpoint) and get the "medium" you will get a lovely and fluid writing instrument for the price of roughly $2 a piece (they come in 4-packs, so about $8 for your first purchase).

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (Cjcf6)

138 What’s weird is reading about things like light old school light bulbs. This is crazy, and dangerous. If it breaks they are probably dead, or wish they were. I guess the Docs sometimes have to get creative, and glue a tether on to retrieve. Carefully. I guess they really earn their pay some days.

Tell me these freaks at least get a lecture - “Don’t ever do that again”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (0oYvV)
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Darwin Award Contestants.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)

139 Dobry vecher, Vsye.

Gesundheit

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

140 Somali daycares are mostly at-home daycare centres, where the children stay at a woman’s house. They eat, nap and play inside a woman’s home.

These offices are simply administrative centres. There aren’t supposed to be kids there.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (gbOdA)

141 Butt puns? Ya gotta be awfully cheeky to make those.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

142 I'm so excited waiting for Dick van Dyke to host the New Year's ball drop at New York Times square.

Posted by: mindful webworker - peaceful transition at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (dESj/)

143 101 S’puppy!

Peace be with you. Good to see you here. The ONT crown can be a bit unruly. Hope you don’t take offense.

Now, where’s that Rat Bastard?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (IhIKR)


Thank you, Nurse. We viewed my late spouse at the funeral home this afternoon -- not much is going to bother me after that.

Of the location of the Rat, I can only offer the words "Richard Gere", given the overall tenor of tonight's ONT.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (v23vE)

144 Thanks for the pen info, Crusader. I will check those out.

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (47diA)

145 We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Posted by: No one at December 30, 2025 10:40 PM (qFwJc)

146 142 I'm so excited waiting for Dick van Dyke to host the New Year's ball drop at New York Times square.
Posted by: mindful webworker - peaceful transition at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (dESj/)


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You know whose ball didn't drop?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:40 PM (nWPIJ)

147 Maybe the Rat started early on the NYE celebration . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (47diA)

148 Hey Horde, I never left the house at all today, I must have been exposed to some sort of virus at the wedding. I have had aches and chills and been bundled up under a blanket all day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (0nHVk)

149 Butt puns? Ya gotta be awfully cheeky to make those.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
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*Lemmewinks has entered the chat*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (ZOv7s)

150 No ifs, ands, or butts about it!

Posted by: Ugh at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (2Ez/1)

151 Schnorflepuppy, condolences on your loss.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

152 I must have been exposed to some sort of virus at the wedding


Don't breathe on us! Fer cryin' out loud!


Get better, DDS.

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (47diA)

153 151 Schnorflepuppy, condolences on your loss.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (77rzZ)


Thank you, Bulg.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (v23vE)

154 Debby, that stinks. Feel better. Hopefully JQ can set you up with a medicinal cure.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (Q/uAJ)

155 Heya Nurse. Give Lucy a skritch or chin-noogies for me.
I have three out of five cats within arm's-reach and two more within a step.
it is too cold to wander outside.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)

156 DDS - chicken soup.

Like every Jewish mother will tell you - it couldn't hoit!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (2Ez/1)

157 I hate to say this, might be sacrilege but Van Halen never did too much for me. I think playing guitar fast is great, but to my ears it’s all about tone. Eddie was fluid, but that tapping thing especially always sounded a little gimmicky to me. There’s no there there. The recordings weren’t mixed right to my ears, very harsh and fatigueing with no bass. I liked “Ice Cream Man” and “Ain’t Talkin ‘Bout Love”.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (0oYvV)

158 He got a little behind in his work.
Posted by: Rimshot


Whatever keeps up morale, my dear boy

Posted by: the Lincoln Project at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

159 Butt puns don't sit well with me.*

They're not all they're cracked up to be.
Posted by: Make it stop at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (2Ez/1)


A friend used butt jokes in his comedy routine but failed cause he wrecked 'em.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (2WIwB)

160 Please accept my condolences on your loss.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)

161 Of the location of the Rat, I can only offer the words "Richard Gere", given the overall tenor of tonight's ONT.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (v23vE)


Well played, S'puppy.

Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (QMAsf)

162 Wow. @RogerJStoneJr
on a convo he had with Nixon: “After a couple of cocktails, I asked Nixon directly, 'Who killed Kennedy?' He said, 'Let me put it this way: Lyndon and I both wanted to be president. But I wasn't willing to kill for it.'"

Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (ZxPkt)

163 Let's choose to turn the other cheek.

Posted by: It's biblical at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (2Ez/1)

164 Empire stage Rome never figured a good method of succession, it was one of their greatest flaws. Inside dynasties going with an heir went badly more often then it went right, and when there was no ring dynasty it was catastrophic. During the crisis of the 3rd Century there were 26 Emperors in just a little over 50 years, and none of them died from “natural causes”.
And at the end of the western empire, the once great Roman legions were just barbarians hired to fight other barbarians by wealthy Romans who no longer cared to do any of the fighting themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (m7iZ5)

165 What’s weird is reading about things like light old school light bulbs. This is crazy, and dangerous. If it breaks they are probably dead, or wish they were. I guess the Docs sometimes have to get creative, and glue a tether on to retrieve. Carefully. I guess they really earn their pay some days.

Tell me these freaks at least get a lecture - “Don’t ever do that again”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (0oYvV)

I can't recall lightbulbs, butt it could still be a thing. Maybe the really bright LED types? Entire Christmas tree wiring for a festive send off?

Most of the bad ones like this go to surgery. Sort of the IED's of the problem. Or hopelessly not coming out in the ED.

I always wanted to know WHY? And was told it was an accident. Never the truth. Like a drunk only having two drinks, officer, when they can't walk a straight line.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (WONhk)

166 DDS!

Ugh! Sorry you’re ill. Prolly the flu. It’s going around and the flu shot this year was a bust. Didn’t match for shit.

Chicken soup.
Hot water with whiskey and lemon.

Sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (IhIKR)

167 Rum, sodomy and the lash - three great things that go great together!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (ZOv7s)

168 I must have been exposed to some sort of virus at the wedding.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Who among us hasn't had that happen at least once or twice.
Well, technically, at the reception.


What?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (cYBz/)

169 Ok. Heading out to finish my conversation with the Moose.
He gets me. I still have my pants on. Until tomorrow night.
Don't judge me🤯👈!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (LNeRu)

170 84 My ex's family owned a small nursing home
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Did this happen to be in Iowa?

Posted by: clarence at December 30, 2025 10:47 PM (MXMX4)

171 Schnorflepuppy, I'm so sorry to hear of your wife's passing.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:47 PM (rdVOm)

172 I hate to say this, might be sacrilege but Van Halen never did too much for me. I think playing guitar fast is great, but to my ears it’s all about tone.
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His tone did deteriorate over time. It was still great thru Fair Warning, and its hard to criticize much from 1984.

Interestingly, people in guitar forums give his almost as much credit for his rhythm guitar work as they do his solos.

I was blessed to see him live 3 times--the 1984 tour with David Lee Roth on vocals, the 2003 tour with Sammy, and the reunion tour with Roth in 2008. Great memories!

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:48 PM (Cjcf6)

173 $2 a piece (they come in 4-packs, so about $8 for your first purchase).

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (Cjcf6)
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Most of my pens were under $10. I started collecting them at garage sales and such about 30 years ago. I figured out how to repair most of them but I don't touch Parkers.

It is a hobby that takes up very little space.

Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:48 PM (EDXUr)

174 >>>Woman Found Dead in a Freezer at Miami Dollar Tree Store

It was a suicide. Walked into a freezer and then removed all her clothes to speed up her demise. Timed it to make sure nobody would find her until it was too late. She was a doctor; she knew exactly what she was doing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (syz1S)

175 Schnorflepuppy, my sincere condolences and prayers for your and family's strength and comfort.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (WONhk)

176 Can I trust thus fart or not? The eternal riddle of the sphinxter.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (77rzZ)

177 I hate to say this, might be sacrilege but Van Halen never did too much for me. I think playing guitar fast is great, but to my ears it’s all about tone. Eddie was fluid, but that tapping thing especially always sounded a little gimmicky to me. There’s no there there. The recordings weren’t mixed right to my ears, very harsh and fatigueing with no bass. I liked “Ice Cream Man” and “Ain’t Talkin ‘Bout Love”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (0oYvV)


You're allowed to not like them

Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (QMAsf)

178 Kindltot!

Skritches given. Lucy the Fink appreciates it.

I hope you and your lovely bride had a wonderful
Christmas. I’m happy you got the invite to spend with her daughter.

Hope the kitties are silly and fluffy. Yes. It is cold.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (IhIKR)

179 ER nurse friend told me one guy came in with a nurf football stuck up his butt. ER Doc yelled hut, hut, hut when ever he walked by the guy’s cubical.

Posted by: Javems at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (8I4hW)

180 During the crisis of the 3rd Century there were 26 Emperors in just a little over 50 years, and none of them died from “natural causes”.

I want to say Claudius II died "naturally" but you may or may not count the Plague of Cyprian.
Another job with a poor retirement plan was King Of Judah (or Israel). I was just looking it up. Queen 'Athaliah got coup'ed, then the next king Joash got coup'ed. Athaliah might have deserved it but Joash actually tried to do some good, they found a flood control dam he built.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (gKWVE)

181 Nothing teaches penmanship like using a steel dip pen.
A fountain pen teaches "why Palmer" and a dip pen teaches "why Spencer"
Posted by: Kindltot

Ruling pens on vellum for drafting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

182 Can I trust thus fart or not? The eternal riddle of the sphinxter.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (77rzZ)


Especially dangerous when on a fart walk

Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (QMAsf)

183 Hey, ChristyBlinky.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

184 Hi, Debby! Sorry you're "under the weather"--

Nurse suggested all the same that I'd suggest.

*serves vodka/cranberry juice with a spritz of lime*
Vitamins A(lcohol) and C, lol!

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (rdVOm)

185 I always wanted to know WHY? And was told it was an accident. Never the truth. Like a drunk only having two drinks, officer, when they can't walk a straight line.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (WONhk)
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Clearly embarrassed and ashamed.

I never watched "Stranger Things," but I'm amused at the gay element of it, and how a kid who presumably is a virgin can *know* he'd prefer it up the poop shoot to, you know, bewbs.

A man who isn't interested in bewbs has deep issues, probably stemming from abuse. That doesn't just happen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (ZOv7s)

186 The wife apparently has passed along the cold bug or whatever she picked up over the weekend. Fortunately, I wasn't planning on going out tomorrow night. Time to burn a day or two of sick leave. At least this is a quiet week so I'm not sticking anybody else with my job.

Posted by: PabloD at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (tfChy)

187
*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)

You haven't trained Saijo to do that on command yet?

Well he is a Shiba, and they are opposed to most training efforts on historical grounds. But he would take a coaster and run, just not exactly where you want him to go. He will, however, grab toys by name (chicken, tug, dragon and his new penguin from Santa, he learned that one in about 5 minutes). This is because there is something in it for him.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (p4NUW)

188 *I must have been exposed to some sort of virus at the wedding.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Who among us hasn't had that happen at least once or twice.
Well, technically, at the reception.*

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Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

Posted by: J. Peterman at December 30, 2025 10:52 PM (2Ez/1)

189 >>>Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.

Not confusing at all. They just don't want to answer any questions about what they did. So, they claim to have no memory of it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2025 10:52 PM (syz1S)

190 Another job with a poor retirement plan was King Of Judah (or Israel).
Posted by: gKWVE at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (gKWVE)
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Oh, the retirement plan was fine, the trick was living long enough to qualify for it!

Posted by: King Herod the so-called Great at December 30, 2025 10:52 PM (ZOv7s)

191 I noticed something curious the last couple days, you know there are two prominent men who are supposed to be really big against corruption, and yet neither of them had said anything at all about the uncovering of the Somali corruption rackets. Thomas Massie and Tucker Carlson. Wonder why they’re so quiet all of a sudden?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 10:53 PM (m7iZ5)

192 Schnorflepuppy, it is good that you are here and posting. Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:53 PM (Q/uAJ)

193 162 Wow. @RogerJStoneJr
on a convo he had with Nixon: “After a couple of cocktails, I asked Nixon directly, 'Who killed Kennedy?' He said, 'Let me put it this way: Lyndon and I both wanted to be president. But I wasn't willing to kill for it.'"
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Stone goes even further in his book about LBJ. He theorizes that LBJ was a serial killer. Seriously. He points out 8 of his political opponents in the state of Texas died during a roughly 10 year period. There was no internet back then, nor any way for local Texas police offices to communicate with each other. The people who died mostly died due to "exhaust poisoning", and found in their cars as if they took their own lives via suicide. BUT one of LBJ's known associates was a *killer* who loved THAT exact method for taking his victims lives. Stone asserts that LBJ hired that man to kill his political opponents in Texas.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (Cjcf6)

194 I don't understand the rectum thing. Only thing I want in there is turds and I don't want them there longer than they have to be. Kind of like politicians

Posted by: gKWVE at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (gKWVE)

195 Piper, Hola! Or whatever the Pawnee word for “Hi” is.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (77rzZ)

196 *Butt puns don't sit well with me.*

They're not all they're cracked up to be.
Posted by: Make it stop


Stop? It tuchis no time at all to get started.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (nhCoE)

197 Psychosexual development stages:

1. Oral
2. Anal
3. Phallic
4. Latency
5. Genital

Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Freud at December 30, 2025 10:55 PM (wVcYX)

198 1 Only 79 days until the vernal equinox!
Posted by: mindful webworker - why and why not: at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (dESj/)

Come on equinox!!

Woo Hoo Yea Yea

Equinox comin'

Woo Hoo Yea Yea

Equinox comin'

Woo Hoo Yea Yea

Equinox comin'

Woo Hoo Yea Yea

Equinox comin'

Yeah....


Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (QGaXH)

199 DDS
Oh honey! Didn't you get your 15+ Covid vacs?!
Kidding...feel better darlin. Lots of water, eat well, and, oh, maybe a cup of tea with honey and a touch of good whiskey😋

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (LNeRu)

200 LBJ.was a rotten old bastard. I don't put much past him.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (Q/uAJ)

201 …old school light bulbs.… I guess the Docs sometimes have to get creative, and glue a tether on to retrieve.…
Posted by: Common Tater


I seem to recall someone on here a while back describing just such a surgery, and the doctors calling in the janitori maintenance man at some stage. I forget (or have blocked out) the exact details.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bring a socket, not a socket wrench, an electric socket at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (dESj/)

202 I noticed something curious the last couple days, you know there are two prominent men who are supposed to be really big against corruption, and yet neither of them had said anything at all about the uncovering of the Somali corruption rackets. Thomas Massie and Tucker Carlson. Wonder why they’re so quiet all of a sudden?
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That's a GREAT point! Kind of along the lines of "The Dog That Didn't Bark".

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (Cjcf6)

203 Sydney Sweeney has the

Posted by: Rear of the Year at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (2Ez/1)

204 Good evening, All. Just one day remains in the year.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (YqgwT)

205 you will get a lovely and fluid writing instrument for the price of roughly $2 a piece

I’m a big fan of Fisher Space Pens. They will definitely cost more than that (the low end ones, which are just fine, will run around $12) and then will cost about $8 just to refill. But I always have a pen with me because I’m always writing, and these always work. The ink doesn’t stop flowing until there is no more ink left, so they last practically forever on one refill. Nor does it matter how I’m holding the writing surface. Upside down or right side up the ink still flows.

And when I’m trying to write my mileage down on a flimsy gas station receipt at 4°F they still work.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (EXyHK)

206 Keipstirring the pot with these butt puns, y’all.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

207 Sore throat?

One teaspoon salt in 8oz warm water, gargle & spit out until all gone.

Repeat as often as needed.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (rdVOm)

208 200 LBJ.was a rotten old bastard. I don't put much past him.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (Q/uAJ)

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By reputation, he enjoyed taking a dump in front of his various minions and political hacks as a power move.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (nWPIJ)

209 Oh my gosh, y’all. Speaking of Saijo, his shake trick gone sideways is worse. He still thinks it’s the dumbest thing ever, but he is humoring me. He now sits there with his paw in the air for a good minute before he touches you. You can’t see him thinking “annnnndddd touch.” It doesn’t have to be your hand. It can be your arm. Your knee. Whatever, it’s all the same to him and makes just as much sense as touching your hand does.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:59 PM (p4NUW)

210 Zebra 701 is my favorite pen nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 30, 2025 10:59 PM (EOjZq)

211 I liked “Ice Cream Man” and “Ain’t Talkin ‘Bout Love”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (0oYvV)

You're allowed to not like them
Posted by: Doof


Never cared too much for them.
Now looking back their best were with Roth, and only Roth could do those songs.

Much more than three-chord rock, but basically America's AC/DC.


Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)

212 her demise. Timed it to make sure nobody would find her until it was too late. She was a doctor; she knew exactly what she was doing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Why not in the ICE freezer outside?

Posted by: Lot Lizard In Training at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (oftw2)

213 I always wanted to know WHY? And was told it was an accident. Never the truth.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


It's a Clintonian Truth. Technically true, but avoiding the question.

.....

"Did you email documents marked as 'classified?'"

"No."

(I removed those markings, first.)

.....

"How'd the bowling pin get stuck up there?"

"It was an accident."

(Putting it in there was intentional, losing it up there was accidental.)

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (nhCoE)

214 Grandaddy made a cure of rock candy and rye whiskey. A shot or two of that, you didn't care if you were sick.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (Q/uAJ)

215 The ample female derriere plays an important role in maintaining the Earth's planetary rotation.

Posted by: Brian May at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (2Ez/1)

216 Zebra 701 is a good pen (sturdy enough for stabbin' if need be). I usually have a couple of Write in the Rain pens and pads in my backpack; mostly for logging contacts when I'm playing radio nerd and hiking.

Posted by: PabloD at December 30, 2025 11:01 PM (tfChy)

217 With the modern style key fob you only have to have the fob on your person, somewhere, and you can unlock your car and drive it without touching the fob!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:01 PM (hZbnZ)

218 215 The ample female derriere plays an important role in maintaining the Earth's planetary rotation.
Posted by: Brian May at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (2Ez/1)

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I hear they'll be riding tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:02 PM (nWPIJ)

219 Hi Bulg! I dint know what the word for hi is, we should look that up.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:02 PM (p4NUW)

220 One of these days, Alice...

We've been patient. We've been understanding beyond anyone's wildest dreams. But, and it pains me to say this. But, one of these days, we're going to get fed up with all the fraud, terrorism, socialism, all the isms....AND we're going to do something that is surely a crime against humanity....

....WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OFF THE SHACKLES AND LET LOOSE FLORIDA MAN (MEN) on the rest of the world. Hell, we haven't the faintest idea what they will do. They're reckless, unpredictable, and totally off the charts in relation to acceptable behavior. You give them a pen to sign their name, you better put your backs to the wall. If you let them drive, I hope you can climb, because they don't hit trees...they drive up them.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 11:03 PM (dIske)

221 Well, what I mean is playing fast is great and all, but if you lose the tone, then it isn’t. Playing fast for the sake of playing fast just doesn’t do anything for me. I’d rather hear something simple played well, than this really super duper complex stuff played half-assed. The tapping thing, scales at ninety gazillion miles an hour, it’s a kind of wankery.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 11:04 PM (0oYvV)

222 By reputation, he enjoyed taking a dump in front of his various minions and political hacks as a power move.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (nWPIJ)

He also liked exposing himself in front of aides. Jumbo was his pet names for his penis. What a vile man.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:05 PM (Q/uAJ)

223 I think the COVID boosters killed my SIL. She believed the hokum that they were doing her good and kept getting them. Then she got cancer. She didn’t last long. People should hang for untested MRNA shots.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:06 PM (hZbnZ)

224 Hope the kitties are silly and fluffy. Yes. It is cold.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (IhIKR)


It is hilarious, the kittens are still boiling around and the big tom finally decided he wants to play a bit too.
In the mornings I have to be careful rolling over to not squash anyone.

I hope your Christmas was as fun as mine, if not better.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:07 PM (rbvCR)

225 Well, what I mean is playing fast is great and all, but if you lose the tone, then it isn’t. Playing fast for the sake of playing fast just doesn’t do anything for me. I’d rather hear something simple played well, than this really super duper complex stuff played half-assed. The tapping thing, scales at ninety gazillion miles an hour, it’s a kind of wankery.
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All of that is true. But at the same time, listen to "Hot for Teacher" or even his guest solo for Michael Jackson's "Beat It" and try to think of any way that either solo could of been better? Eddie Van Halen cooked, and sometimes playing stupidly fast was just what a solo-break needed.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:07 PM (Cjcf6)

226 I seem to recall someone on here a while back describing just such a surgery, and the doctors calling in the janitori maintenance man at some stage. I forget (or have blocked out) the exact details.
Posted by: mindful webworker -

That was the plotline on an episode of "Scrubs."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 30, 2025 11:08 PM (Ai3df)

227 Zebra 701 is my favorite pen nowadays.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 30, 2025 10:59 PM (EOjZq)


I still have my Mont Blanc from 35 years ago. Love it. Having trouble getting new fillers though.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 11:08 PM (2WIwB)

228 187 Piper

I'm so loving your critter😛!!! Smooches to that doggo!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:09 PM (LNeRu)

229 He also liked exposing himself in front of aides. Jumbo was his pet names for his penis. What a vile man.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:05 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I've never bothered to read one of the biographies on him, but I understand that he like to just take a piss whenever, including in the parking lot of the Capitol, and would leave the door open in the White House bathroom to show his utter contempt for polite (that is to say, civilized) behavior.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:09 PM (ZOv7s)

230 And that was CAN see him thinking.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:10 PM (p4NUW)

231 Going to bed early as a 4mo old baby girl is visiting @0745 while the rest ski. She & I have plans. She gets excited to see me & sort of breathes fast and smiles (I guess that is what it is, excitement to see her old hag). She's a sweetie when not starving to near death (if it is one minute past her hunger alarm she yells loudly in my ear as I warm her bottle).

Had the older two vist today & we all hiked near the mountain ridge since there is sadly no snow (it is time for me to get hiking poles). Then they painted snowflakes with acrylics & I painted a pinecone metallic gold for our tree.

Grandson (second grade) beat me at foosball, which is a new game his grandfather bought for Christmas. It is starting to look like a saloon down there, y'all. We need swinging doors next to swagger through.

My husband & I had swinging doors at a rental house as newlyweds and people did swagger through them like cowpokes at parties.

I named all my apts. That was The Brothel as the strange English landlady had a chandelier in the DR (no furniture for us) & huge sconces in the bedroom and bathroom with hideous, gigantic red poppy wallpaper. It was a new house, but a nightmare of gawdy stuff.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:10 PM (WONhk)

232 I think the COVID boosters killed my SIL. She believed the hokum that they were doing her good and kept getting them. Then she got cancer. She didn’t last long. People should hang for untested MRNA shots.
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You are right, they should.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:10 PM (Cjcf6)

233 Pencils are way better than pens. And I mean wooden No. 2 pencils, not those faggy mechanical ones that break at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (77rzZ)

234
Mayor-Elect of NYC appoints AlQaeda terrorist's attorney as the new top city attorney.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (3ek7K)

235 222 By reputation, he enjoyed taking a dump in front of his various minions and political hacks as a power move.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (nWPIJ)

Disgusting pig of a "man." I was a little girl of 8yrs old and reading LIFE and LOOK Magazines. He would hold his beagles up by their ears. And was photographed showing off his gallbladder scar. I have never been the same.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (WONhk)

236 Hubby tested positive for coof, back in October. Did not complain of any specific symptoms but I noticed that he was crankier than usual, the couple of days beforehand. (Like dealing with a sick child)

Pretty sure I got it, but didn't test. Felt a bit tired and couldn't smell/taste things for a week or so.

Good thing we wuz vaxxxed, or it woulda been SO BAD!!

Oh, wait... Neither of us got the stoopid shots.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:13 PM (rdVOm)

237 228 187 Piper

I'm so loving your critter😛!!! Smooches to that doggo!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30

Awww! Thank you. He is currently being a menace, but a cute one.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:13 PM (p4NUW)

238 Pencils are way better than pens. And I mean wooden No. 2 pencils, not those faggy mechanical ones that break at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (77rzZ)
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Mechanical ones don't need sharpeners. Big win.

I do a lot of work in pencil, especially grocery lists, lest rain spoil it. Oddly, all my military notebooks were filled out with ink.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (ZOv7s)

239 >> Come on equinox!!

A closer one to look forward to is the cross-quarter point, which occurs around Feb 3. If you use the so-called "solar season" where the equinoxes and solstices defined the *middle* of the season, then the cross-quarter days mark the boundaries.

The Feb 3 cross-quarter date is a pretty good marker of when the days start to become noticeably longer and longer relative to the short winter days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

240 I noticed something curious the last couple days, you know there are two prominent men who are supposed to be really big against corruption, and yet neither of them had said anything at all about the uncovering of the Somali corruption rackets. Thomas Massie and Tucker Carlson. Wonder why they’re so quiet all of a sudden?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 10:53 PM (m7iZ5)


Has Mark Levin?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (rbvCR)

241 LBJ and Dulles offed JFK.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (77rzZ)

242 Prior to JFK Presidents used to travel everywhere in open car parades, usually standing up so the crowds could see them better. This was done since the first automobiles were purchased by the White House. Even after president elect FDR was almost smoked in a car in Miami, he did the traditional ride from the Capitol to the White House with Hoover in an open car.

Truman and Eisenhower did all kinds of auto parades in open cars, in Europe and South America. Harry used to go on daily walks around DC with just a single secret service agent. So there was absolutely nothing unusual about JFK doing yet another top down open car motorcade.

The route was only finalized about a week before, because they hadn’t settled on a venue yet. Oswald had only been working at the building for maybe a month. Texas School Book depository actually had two different locations, he was randomly assigned to that one by his boss.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (0oYvV)

243 Pens? Pencils? Bah! A wood stylus so you can write in cuneiform on a wet clay tablet is all you need.

Posted by: Ea-nasir at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (Ai3df)

244 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)

245 The Feb 3 cross-quarter date is a pretty good marker of when the days start to become noticeably longer and longer relative to the short winter days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)


Geezer Golf picks up a few weeks after this.
Woohoo!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 11:17 PM (2WIwB)

246 Pretty sure I got it, but didn't test. Felt a bit tired and couldn't smell/taste things for a week or so.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:13 PM (rdVOm)
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I got it in 2023, because I had an ear infection and they were still stupidly testing. No symptoms.

I never got sick during the pandemic itself, and of course my refusal to get the jab led to an early retirement from the ANG. What a shitshow.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:17 PM (ZOv7s)

247 Stone goes even further in his book about LBJ. He theorizes that LBJ was a serial killer. Seriously. He points out 8 of his political opponents in the state of Texas died during a roughly 10 year period. There was no internet back then, nor any way for local Texas police offices to communicate with each other. The people who died mostly died due to "exhaust poisoning", and found in their cars as if they took their own lives via suicide. BUT one of LBJ's known associates was a *killer* who loved THAT exact method for taking his victims lives. Stone asserts that LBJ hired that man to kill his political opponents in Texas.
Posted by: Crusader


That would make him a serial arranger of killings not a serial killer. Are there any examples of more recent political operatives with an unusual number of deaths in their immediate circle over a period of years? Anyone? Bueller….?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:17 PM (hZbnZ)

248 234
Mayor-Elect of NYC appoints AlQaeda terrorist's attorney as the new top city attorney.


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Let Mamdani make a mockery of what was once the world's greatest city.

They earned it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:18 PM (JkO4W)

249 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
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Show me on the doll where the mechanical pencil did bad things to you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (ZOv7s)

250 We've visited the LBJ ranch in Stonewall, TX many times. It's a beautiful place, despite the man. I stood in the spot where he dropped dead in his bedroom floor. All I could think is that he caused a lot of misery, foreign and domestic.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Q/uAJ)

251 Are there any examples of more recent political operatives with an unusual number of deaths in their immediate circle over a period of years? Anyone? Bueller….?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Did the frozen woman in the Dollar Store have information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of someone?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Ai3df)

252 That would make him a serial arranger of killings not a serial killer. Are there any examples of more recent political operatives with an unusual number of deaths in their immediate circle over a period of years? Anyone? Bueller….?
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Just Hillary, who I truly believe is one of the most evil people to ever walk the earth. But LBJ would rival her.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Cjcf6)

253 What was weird, the real story I think, LBJ claimed picking them up by the ears didn’t bother or hurt the dogs. The picture in the papers that was published, was him doing it again. He said they were yelping out of joy or some bullshit like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (0oYvV)

254 244 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)

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Only with the available optional attachment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (JkO4W)

255 Let Mamdani make a mockery of what was once the world's greatest city.

They earned it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:18 PM (JkO4W)
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I think it's wonderful when people get what they asked for. I'm very happy for them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (ZOv7s)

256 Disgusting pig of a "man." I was a little girl of 8yrs old and reading LIFE and LOOK Magazines. He would hold his beagles up by their ears. And was photographed showing off his gallbladder scar. I have never been the same.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (WONhk)


There was a political cartoon of him pulling up his shirt to show his scar, and the scar was in the shape of Vietnam.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

257 >>I think the COVID boosters killed my SIL. She believed the hokum that they were doing her good and kept getting them. Then she got cancer. She didn’t last long. People should hang for untested MRNA shots

The first thing that occurred to me on hearing about JFK's granddaughter contracting a rare cancer at 35 and dying was that it might have been caused by the vaccines. Then I read she went on tirade against RFK Jr about his work at HHS and how evil he has become.

With all the stuff going on it's easy to forget but we still need a reckoning over all the lies and abuses of the virus years. Even for those who were wrong about everything to do with the virus response.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (viF8m)

258 The route was only finalized about a week before, because they hadn’t settled on a venue yet. Oswald had only been working at the building for maybe a month. Texas School Book depository actually had two different locations, he was randomly assigned to that one by his boss.
Posted by: Common Tater


That’s assuming Oswald fired the shot that killed JFK.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:21 PM (hZbnZ)

259 Are there any examples of more recent political operatives with an unusual number of deaths in their immediate circle over a period of years? Anyone? Bueller….?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Did the frozen woman in the Dollar Store have information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of someone?
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What difference could it make at this point?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2025 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)

260 LBJ was the Amber Heard of Presidents.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 11:22 PM (/lPRQ)

261 We've visited the LBJ ranch in Stonewall, TX many times. It's a beautiful place, despite the man. I stood in the spot where he dropped dead in his bedroom floor. All I could think is that he caused a lot of misery, foreign and domestic.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Q/uAJ)
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A classic example of a man who is consumed by ambition to seek power, and then is utterly unequal to the demands placed upon him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (ZOv7s)

262 The mechanical pencil touched me at Point No. 2.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (77rzZ)

263 I do a lot of work in pencil, especially grocery lists, lest rain spoil it. Oddly, all my military notebooks were filled out with ink.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (ZOv7s)


I used to use a lot of Write-In-The-Rain notebooks, and I found out that an aluminum wire would write very nicely in them and never needed to be replaced like a lead. Supposedly silver wire was good for that too, but I never pulled cheap wiring apart to find silver.
Of course by the time I found that out I didn't need to take field notes ever again so that was kind of a bust

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:24 PM (rbvCR)

264 That’s assuming Oswald fired the shot that killed JFK.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

In St. Peter's waiting room outside the Gates of Heaven, there is a couple of posters on the walls of FAQs.

I'm sure that one is up there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 11:24 PM (cYBz/)

265 The mechanical pencil touched me at Point No. 2.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (77rzZ)
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Number two you say? So up the butt. That is consistent with tonight's theme.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:24 PM (ZOv7s)

266
The "NASA spent millions developing a space pen while the Rooskies used pencils" thing circulates widely, but is just an urban legend.

NASA originally used pencils. Mechanical pencils, and there was a scandal in the early 60s when it was discovered they paid over $120 per pencil. That was '60s dollars.

A regular wooden pencil would need sharpening, meaning shavings flying around. Graphite is conducting, and a short hazard floating around. After the Apollo fire, it was deemed a fire hazard.

Fisher developed the space pen entirely with its own money, spending about $1M on development. NASA didn't spend a dime on that.

They then bought them, and with a bulk discount, they paid a little over $2 per pen. The Rooskies also bought a bunch. The Rooskies noted the same problems we had with pencils, and used the new pens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

267 I am off to bed, everyone have a great night!

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:26 PM (p4NUW)

268 Youtube finds the oddest things.

"Hey mikeski, you know that band you listened to 30* years ago? They're still around, and still sound exactly the same."

https://youtu.be/bxBXFWDWsgE



* - In utero, since I'm obviously only 29.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 11:26 PM (nhCoE)

269 G'night Piper!

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (rdVOm)

270 142 I'm so excited waiting for Dick van Dyke to host the New Year's ball drop at New York Times square.
Posted by: mindful webworker - peaceful transition at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (dESj/)

Is he still alive?

one of my favorite 'Columbo's' has him as a photographer who fake kidnaps his wife so he can kill her. Columbo tricks him into incriminating himself.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (QGaXH)

271 The Rooskies also bought a bunch. The Rooskies noted the same problems we had with pencils, and used the new pens.

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But how did they Laika them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (JkO4W)

272 I am off to bed, everyone have a great night!
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:26 PM (p4NUW)
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Seconded. Good night everyone!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (ZOv7s)

273 248 NYC the world’s greatest city?

No, it was Rome, then Constantinople, then London. Nothing else since:

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:28 PM (77rzZ)

274 Goodnight, Piper! Sleep well!

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (77rzZ)

275 179 ER nurse friend told me one guy came in with a nurf football stuck up his butt. ER Doc yelled hut, hut, hut when ever he walked by the guy’s cubical.
Posted by: Javems at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (8I4hW)

Good friend of mine was an EMT in NYC. Left the job after 9/11, for obvious reasons. Anyway, he'd say that whenever he got a call that had the phrase 'man in trouble' in it, he knew that something was up - the butt, that is. One call had him taking a man to the hospital with the legs of a Barbie doll sticking out of his rear. At the ER, the doc takes one look at the guy and says "I see that you have a Barbie doll sticking out of your butt. But I've got one question for you. Where's Ken?"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (0CU3H)

276 Has Mark Levin?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (rbvCR)

I don’t listen to him, but you inspired me to look it up. Looks like he was one of the first, not a surprise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (m7iZ5)

277 LBJ - the tell
https://bit.ly/lbj-the-tell

mindful 2-panel animated webwork. Crucial panel goes by quick as a wink. Might need to wait for it to come around again. 😉

Posted by: mindful webworker - nudge nudge at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (dESj/)

278 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Entering night #2 of Hubby Hacking Up a Lung.

The marital bed is shaking worse than the Magic Fingers Bed at the local rent-by-the-hour no-tell motel off I-35W.

Mucinex DM and Benadryl have been taken; doc called in Tussin Pearls to the CVS, so those will be ingested as well.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (SRRAx)

279 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
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Show me on the doll where the mechanical pencil did bad things to you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


The 0.9mm lead holder is great if one must go through the ritual of sharpening one's pencil.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)

280 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)

I use them for guitar building because they have a consistent line thickness. Some of the intricate work demands it. After that you won't find me using one. Give me a regular ol' #2 or a carpenters pencil.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (snZF9)

281 Boxes for trees? Old skool! Get a couple of plastic bin thingies from Home Depot, with lids. No strings needed. We have 2 of them for the tree (which comes apart into 3 sections, one section in one and the other 2 in the other. And then a third bin for the decorations, wreaths, Lights, etc. . All 3 stacked on top of each other in the basement. Nice and neat.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 11:31 PM (9c0bR)

282 I don’t listen to him, but you inspired me to look it up. Looks like he was one of the first, not a surprise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (m7iZ5)


I am sure Nick Fuentes was on it first, so I guess we can . . . Congratulate Nick Fuentes on being so admirable, unlike Tucker.
Yay.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:32 PM (rbvCR)

283 "If you do not enter the New Year more mature, more planned, more careful, more logical, more intelligent, in short, more developed, or maybe more buzzed, the New Year will be a repeat of the past years! "

This is what the Rat taught me while we tried to balance the wobbly table. No truer words were spoken🤪...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:33 PM (LNeRu)

284 Teresa, may your hubby get well soon. And may you not catch what he has!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:34 PM (Q/uAJ)

285 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.
Posted by: Bulg
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Jeebers...I live and die by Pentel 0.5 mm and 0.7 mm mechanical pencils.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (XeU6L)

286 With all the stuff going on it's easy to forget but we still need a reckoning over all the lies and abuses of the virus years. Even for those who were wrong about everything to do with the virus response.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (viF8m)

I begged our sons and DILs not to get the mRNA and no one in our family did. Told them it takes at least a decade to see if there are side effects, yada.Later mentioned weird stuff going on with female reproduction, etc. I mean, I begged them in the email and on the phone. For once, and it is at times rare, our sons listened to me. DIL went on to have two more babies.

I've had covid at least twice. Possibly 3 times as I was super sick in early 2023 with bad bronchitis.

For women to come out of menopause with mRNA vaccine it blew my mind a bit, the research I could find. And I looked. They don't know yet what it has done.

I think my sisters-in-laws get every jab out there but still healthy (and weird).

Due to frequent travel for business, we did get the J&J one jab and no one seems impacted then or now.Taken off the market right after we got it! Whee! It did no harm that we are aware of.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (WONhk)

287 The gel pens just don't work for me; I leave a kind of mess. Need a simple, straightforward ball point

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (54BQM)

288 I am sure Nick Fuentes was on it first, so I guess we can . . . Congratulate Nick Fuentes on being so admirable, unlike Tucker.
Yay.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:32 PM (rbvCR)
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Maybe look it up before sh*tposting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (RIvkX)

289 Saw Nick Shirley being tnterviewed. Wearing a hoodie with the now infamous 'Learing' Sign. Genius

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM

Quality Learing Center
1-800-FRAUD

X video: https://bit.ly/4q4pOuP

Nick shirley @nickshirleyy

WE ARE ALL LEARING THE HARD WAY

The infamous Quality LEARING Center is caught in more lies as they received $1.9 Million this year in 2025 and were shut down a week ago according to the Children Commissioner yet they continue to “operate” to try and save face as they have been caught.

Also now the Department of Health and Human services have frozen ALL child care payments to the state of Minnesota, they will now only be released when there is proof they are being spent legitimately.

PEOPLE ARE LEARING THAT FRAUD IS BAD

Here is the Quality LEARING Hoodie, thousands of you guys have messaged me about how to support so I figured this would be a fun way, if you would like.

TIME FOR FRAUDSTER TO LEAR THE HARD WAY

Couldn't be more grateful for your guys support

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (P5BPp)

290 Maybe look it up before sh*tposting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (RIvkX)


You should charge Tucker rent.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (rbvCR)

291 On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a 6 inch vibrator and a prolapsed rectum,

Five golden rings...

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (nljXp)

292 I think many cities had a claim to the world’s greatest city, for a short period of time. Venice, once upon a time. Paris, perhaps more than once. New York in the immediate postwar years is a definite contender.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (hZbnZ)

293 Boxes for trees? Old skool! Get a couple of plastic bin thingies from Home Depot, with lids. No strings needed. We have 2 of them for the tree (which comes apart into 3 sections, one section in one and the other 2 in the other. And then a third bin for the decorations, wreaths, Lights, etc. . All 3 stacked on top of each other in the basement. Nice and neat.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 11:31 PM (9c0bR)

Bingo, my tree is in 2 tubs. One long one for the bottom larger branches and the 2 piece stalk, and a regular one for the top branches. Then 4-5 bins for the lights and tree decorations. 1 for lights, 2 for the hallmark star trek and star wars ornaments, and the other 2 for all the other ornaments. Did I mention the tree takes 3 days to put up and decorate?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (snZF9)

294 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.
Posted by: Bulg
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Jeebers...I live and die by Pentel 0.5 mm and 0.7 mm mechanical pencils.
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Yeah, I've sworn off pencils (they're too "scratchy" to write with), but several times a year I'm tempted to buy a Pentel 0.5mm just for old times sake.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (Cjcf6)

295 My #1 son had the original Covid in February 2020. He got really really sick. I took a couple days off work to take care of him. I did not get sick at that time.

Since then, he gets sick at the drop of a hat. He never got “vaccinated,” as natural immunity is stronger than any vaccine. But. He gets sick all the time now.

Taking him some pho tomorrow and some DayQuil.

There was nothing natural about Covid. It was a scientifically constructed virus meant to test just how easily millions of people could be exterminated.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (IhIKR)

296 I just did some low level snooping and found that the Great Minds Learning Academy in Columbus that Anthony and Josh Rubin investigated stinks. The president, Hassan Idris, is connected to BLUE STAR AFRICAN RESTAURANT LLC, and NEW AMERICAN POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE.

Six million in grants, 10 employees paid a total of million dollars, it looks like a copy of what is going on in Minn.

Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:39 PM (Rmqfl)

297 Sorry, #294 was me.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:40 PM (Cjcf6)

298 On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a 6 inch vibrator and a prolapsed rectum,

Five golden rings...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Presumably not finger rings, but I don't really want to know.

Posted by: mikeski wears a golden toque at December 30, 2025 11:40 PM (nhCoE)

299
93 NASA spends $1M on a pen to write in space.

The Soviets use pencils.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM

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I've read that this a myth. Zero-g pen was developed by a private inventor who convinced NASA to try it out. He was seeking publicity.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 11:41 PM (VWtfl)

300 Then 4-5 bins for the lights and tree decorations. 1 for lights, 2 for the hallmark star trek and star wars ornaments, and the other 2 for all the other ornaments. Did I mention the tree takes 3 days to put up and decorate?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Lol. I get it. This year I got rid of my Dr Seuss Hallmark ornament collection. I can still fill the tree with the vintage Shiny Bright ornament collection.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:41 PM (Q/uAJ)

301 What isn't important is what or what wasn't said by some podcaster.

What is important is that HHS is cutting off automatic payments to the states for child care, and is starting audit requests for it.

https://x.com/HHS_Jim/status/2006136004294664464

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:42 PM (rbvCR)

302 >> I've read that this a myth

It is. See post #266.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)

303 Maximium crossing of tonight's memes:

Clue - a mechanical pencil up "Jumbo" in LBJ ranch bedroom…

And on that note, I'd best flee 'ere I go farther afield.

To close, a little of the amazing Amy Camus
https://youtu.be/7JWxNqyIRtk

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Wot the hek kind of name is Lady Bird? at December 30, 2025 11:43 PM (dESj/)

304 Piper

"May your dreams be filled with pizza and zero responsibilities.”

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:43 PM (LNeRu)

305 I've been itching to get my hands on a Jack Klompus Pen, but they're just too rich for my wallet.

Posted by: Andre La Plume at December 30, 2025 11:43 PM (oftw2)

306 Lucky I got the Janssen shot and not the mRNA "vaccine".
Butt* I still got the covid in mid-2022 for a few days


*to keep the pun going

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 30, 2025 11:44 PM (Rwc5r)

307 The ball point pen was invented by an Italian, László Bíró.

Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:44 PM (Rmqfl)

308 >>Due to frequent travel for business, we did get the J&J one jab and no one seems impacted then or now.Taken off the market right after we got it! Whee! It did no harm that we are aware of.

I had to do business travel as well so I also got the J&J. Hated getting it but I really didn't have much choice.

What our own government did to us is beyond evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 11:44 PM (viF8m)

309 307 The ball point pen was invented by an Italian, László Bíró.

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Funny, I would have guessed it was the Somalis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:45 PM (nWPIJ)

310 Amy Mek @AmyMek

This was 2016.

Wait until America wakes up and realizes we have our own grooming-gang crisis here at home.

But instead of confronting it, our politicians prefer to point across the ocean and pretend it’s only a UK problem.

Amy Mek @AmyMek

Oct 14, 2016

Why isn't the Media reporting on the 29 Somali Muslim sex traffickers & pimps arrested in the Minneapolis area!?

#KansasPlot

X: https://bit.ly/4pkVTgO

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (P5BPp)

311 239 Come on equinox!!

A closer one to look forward to is the cross-quarter point, which occurs around Feb 3. If you use the so-called "solar season" where the equinoxes and solstices defined the *middle* of the season, then the cross-quarter days mark the boundaries.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

Come on cross-quarter point

Eww Eww

cross-quarter point

Eww Eww

cross-quarter point

Eww Eww

cross-quarter point

Eww Eww

cross-quarter point

Sorry! I'll leave quietly now

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (QGaXH)

312 >> Funny, I would have guessed it was the Somalis.

Fisher is a Somali.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (w6EFb)

313 Little tabletop tree takes about 5 minutes to decorate or undecorate. I leave the lights on it-- 1 string of 100-- and just put it in a big black bag for dust-free storage.

Takes longer to *find* the ornaments than to hang them up, LOL. This year, had those new farm-store wooden ornaments of course. Hope I don't lose them by next Christmas!

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (rdVOm)

314 Biró was Hungarian who fled to Argentina.
Bic bought the French rights for his pen, though

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:47 PM (rbvCR)

315 My mother-in-law was vaccinated with a phonograph needle. She never shuts up.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden, Gotham Bus Lines at December 30, 2025 11:47 PM (oftw2)

316 Victor Davis Hanson addresses the Tucker Carlson debate.
There's a minute and twenty seven second intro if you want to push it up to Victor.

https://tinyurl.com/fr7z74b5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 11:49 PM (Wt3Iw)

317 I just did some low level snooping and found that the Great Minds Learning Academy in Columbus that Anthony and Josh Rubin investigated stinks. The president, Hassan Idris, is connected to BLUE STAR AFRICAN RESTAURANT LLC, and NEW AMERICAN POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE.

Six million in grants, 10 employees paid a total of million dollars, it looks like a copy of what is going on in Minn.


Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:39 PM

Muckraker.com @realmuckraker

FIRST SIGNS OF MASSIVE POTENTIAL SOMALI FRAUD IN COLUMBUS, OHIO

The first Somali-affiliated daycare facility that we knocked after landing in Columbus, Ohio today did not answer.

A neighbor across the street told us, “I’ve never seen nobody come out the building or go in the building.”

SGT_❌artin705 @SGT_Martin705

Yo go check out this Gas Station Smoke Shop Day Care Center on Stelzer Road

X images: https://bit.ly/49wxC2q

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 11:50 PM (P5BPp)

318 Lol. I get it. This year I got rid of my Dr Seuss Hallmark ornament collection. I can still fill the tree with the vintage Shiny Bright ornament collection.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:41 PM (Q/uAJ)

Shit, you had a Dr Seuss collection? Thats cool. I can't fit all of my star treks ships anymore, just way too many. I don't want to crowd out all the regular ornaments, which are ones from vacations, vintage ones, her hershey collectables, etc. There is a few hundred ornaments. There is the option for a second tree though, which is heading that way. Thats mostly because Mrs B put the kibosh on my death star tree topper idea. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:50 PM (snZF9)

319 Any updates on cruelty aficionado VDH - or too soon to know anything?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:51 PM (QGaXH)

320 There was nothing natural about Covid. It was a scientifically constructed virus meant to test just how easily millions of people could be exterminated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (IhIKR)

That was the super scary part for me. I'd look back at the 1918 Influenza epidemic and research cytokine storm.

The fact that docs in NYC initially were ignored on how to treat still ticks me off. Putting the patients on vents made them worse.

This one NYC doc and others said to treat them as if they had decompression sickness like with the bends,vs a typical pneumonia. Vents made the lungs stiff with covid. No one listened.

Some knew early on and yet the government/Fauci made it worse.

We are exposed to all sorts of toddler/now 2nd grade stuff weekly. In fact our toddler boy first gave us covid in early 2021...we did fine. He did the best at 3yrs old and unfazed.

His father gets the sickest, and sort of always has vs his brother in childhood. He gets sick more due to frequent air travel, sometimes international. They quarantine him and do ok.

Hope your son feels better soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:51 PM (WONhk)

321 "Biró was Hungarian who fled to Argentina."

Opps, sorry I get him confused with Marcel Bich of "Bic" fame.

Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:52 PM (Rmqfl)

322 293
Good grief! You just made my head hurt...
Bartender! I surely need an extra strong something....🤯

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:53 PM (LNeRu)

323 252 That would make him a serial arranger of killings not a serial killer. Are there any examples of more recent political operatives with an unusual number of deaths in their immediate circle over a period of years? Anyone? Bueller….?
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Just Hillary, who I truly believe is one of the most evil people to ever walk the earth. But LBJ would rival her.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Cjcf6)

For a while I wondered if she could be the anti-Christ? Now I guess she's just the antipasto...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:54 PM (QGaXH)

324 Little tabletop tree takes about 5 minutes to decorate or undecorate. I leave the lights on it-- 1 string of 100-- and just put it in a big black bag for dust-free storage.

Takes longer to *find* the ornaments than to hang them up, LOL. This year, had those new farm-store wooden ornaments of course. Hope I don't lose them by next Christmas!

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (rdVOm)

Eventually I'm going to go super villain and cut a hole in the floor and push a button which will raise the tree on a platform and lower it back down into the abyss after christmas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:54 PM (snZF9)

325
Just got to reading. Groundhog day indeed comes from the Celtic and Gaelic cross-quarter traditions. The Fed one is dubbed the "Imbolc" day.

According to one of the old myths, if it was sunny on Imbolc, winter would continue. However, if cloudy, spring would come soon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (w6EFb)

326 The "come in for 45 years" story is nice.

For every such happy ending stories, I bet there's a ton more nightmare cases.

We tried doing this once. The guy turned out to be a nutcase who had escaped the local social service's radar.

If you're considering doing this, I don't know how you can possibly be cautious enough in this day and age where the insane aren't taken care of.

Be careful, kind morons!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (pgEoW)

327 "Any updates on cruelty aficionado VDH "

I've looked and found nothing so far.

Scary stuff going on with his throat.

Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (Rmqfl)

328 László Bíró was the inventor of the first commercially successful modern ballpoint pen, but was apparently, according to Wikipedia, a Hungarian born Argentine:

https://is.gd/8n7DEA

I used is.gd because of all the accents in his name made the link long in html.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (hZbnZ)

329 Hope your son feels better soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Thank You, sweets.

I’m bringing him some pho tomorrow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (IhIKR)

330 > During the crisis of the 3rd Century there were 26 Emperors in just a little over 50 years, and none of them died from “natural causes”.

There was also a Year of the Four Emperors (AD 69), Year of the Five Emperors (AD 193), and a Year of the Six Emperors (AD 238, at the beginning of your Crisis of the Third Century).

Roman Emperor wasn't generally a job where you had to worry about your 401k.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:57 PM (IG3/x)

331 261
A classic example of a man who is consumed by ambition to seek power, and then is utterly unequal to the demands placed upon him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (ZOv7s)

But enough about FJB for one evening.....

More about butts...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:57 PM (QGaXH)

332 > Opps, sorry I get him confused with Marcel Bich of "Bic" fame.
Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:52 PM (Rmqfl)

I never have figured out why he altered the spelling for English-speaking countries.

LOL!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:58 PM (IG3/x)

333 Why isn't the Media reporting on the 29 Somali Muslim sex traffickers & pimps arrested in the Minneapolis area!?

#KansasPlot

X: https://bit.ly/4pkVTgO
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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Because it was 2016 and they've already gone to court?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (Wt3Iw)

334 My mother-in-law was vaccinated with a phonograph needle. She never shuts up.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden, Gotham Bus Lines at December 30, 2025 11:47 PM (oftw2)
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Does she twirl? If so, how many RPMs?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (pgEoW)

335 I never have figured out why he altered the spelling for English-speaking countries.

LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:58 PM (IG3/x)


Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)

336 NY Post - June 3, 2025: Why so many people are having strokes in their 20s, 30s and 40s: "We've never had patients so young"

Peter A. McCullough, MD, MPH @P_McCulloughMD

Risk of Stroke Skyrockets with COVID-19 Infection after Vaccination

Breakthrough within 21 Days of Shot Confers 8-Fold Risk of Ischemic Stroke

X: https://bit.ly/4aEbrIM

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 12:01 AM (P5BPp)

337 Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)

Or Fokker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 12:01 AM (snZF9)

338 Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch
Posted by: Kindltot

Went to school with a Dutch girl with the name HorDyke.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)

339 Witnesses saw a man in the window on the 6th floor with a rifle. They thought he was an agent or security or whatever, and therefore did not alert a policeman just yards away. There was unprecedented security in Dallas that day, they had called everyone on duty. They didn’t sweep buildings and they didn’t round up Oswald.

Two guys were directly below Oswald on the 5th floor, they naturally clearly heard the shots, dust fell on them from the ceiling, heard the brass hitting the floor as cartridges were ejected.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (0oYvV)

340
Ralph Kramden telling his mother-in-law she's a BLABBERMOUTH:

https://is.gd/HlrLNo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

341 > Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)

The flowering plants that we pronounce "Fyew-sha" really should be pronounced "Fuck-sia".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (IG3/x)

342 "Ja, but dese Fokkers vas Messerschmidts."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 31, 2025 12:03 AM (IG3/x)

343 Because it was 2016 and they've already gone to court?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM

The "why isn't the media reporting on" question was from a 2016 post, when the situation was happening.

The link I provided takes you to the post.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 12:04 AM (P5BPp)

344 >>>Just got to reading. Groundhog day indeed comes from the Celtic and Gaelic cross-quarter traditions. The Fed one is dubbed the "Imbolc" day.

According to one of the old myths, if it was sunny on Imbolc, winter would continue. However, if cloudy, spring would come soon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

>I'm hoping that nasty little rockchuck or woodchuck has rabies and bites NYC Mayor Eric Adams to the bone.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 12:04 AM (nljXp)

345 285 Mechanical pencils suck donkey ass.
Posted by: Bulg
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Jeebers...I live and die by Pentel 0.5 mm and 0.7 mm mechanical pencils.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (XeU6L)

I've carried a Pentel 0.5 mm mechanical pencil in my shirt pocket since Carter was president....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:04 AM (QGaXH)

346 > Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)

Represent.

Posted by: Henry and Richard Bloch at December 31, 2025 12:05 AM (IG3/x)

347 By the way, strange things are set to happen in 2026

https://tinyurl.com/ypmhjnbm

Private equity firms sell assets to themselves at a record rate in 2025
"The use of this tactic has surged in recent years as buyout firms have struggled to secure the valuations they want from either external buyers or public markets, choosing instead to hold on to investments, in hopes of getting higher offers in the future."

even the markets are fake and ghey

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 12:06 AM (rbvCR)

348 You’ll have to ask the Lone Gunmen who did it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 12:07 AM (hZbnZ)

349 I never have figured out why he altered the spelling for English-speaking countries.

LOL!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:58 PM (IG3/x)

Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
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There's a Hebrew family name. This former Israeli minister is an example:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophir_Pines-Paz

Hint: His family name is 2 syllables and not pronounced like the tree name in plural. Just pretend there's a double "N" there.

I once received a letter from Israel's equivalent to Social Security. It was signed by a Mrs. Loser.

Many decades ago, on my first job here, I was introduced to the company's marketing director, Mr. Bozo. I involuntarily LOL'd on the spot in his face.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:08 AM (pgEoW)

350 133 Tampon Timmy is a white guy, he needs to be in jail.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM

----

I pray that 2026 is the year of the imprisonment. The Left did it: Bannon, Stone, Navarro. President Trump with a mug shot -- displayed in the Oval Office! So investigate, indict, trial, sentence, prison time. Do it, Bondi.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 31, 2025 12:09 AM (T9cM5)

351 I do believe there was a huge coverup, not because they were complicit, but because they were so incompetent and fucked up so badly. Lots of destroyed records I’m sure. It’s also just possible a secret service agent was startled when Oswald started firing and had a negligent discharge of the then-new AR-15 in the car immediately behind the presient’s Lincoln. You can see the agent standing up in one of AP photographer James Altgens pic.

Texas rep. Cale Yarborough was a World War 2 combat veteran, he was in the car immediately behind the car carrying secret service agents, and in an interview that same day claimed he smelled gunpowder “all the way to parkland”. He wouldn’t have smelled powder from the 6th floor of a building, but he sure would from the car in front of him.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 12:10 AM (0oYvV)

352 I once received a letter from Israel's equivalent to Social Security. It was signed by a Mrs. Loser.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:08 AM (pgEoW)


A friend had a cat he named Arbeitsloser. Who was a really cool, if pocket-sized Maine Coon.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 12:11 AM (rbvCR)

353 The "why isn't the media reporting on" question was from a 2016 post, when the situation was happening.

The link I provided takes you to the post.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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The link does not provide an answer to why a nine year old event is not being reported on today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:13 AM (Wt3Iw)

354 Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch
Posted by: Kindltot

Went to school with a Dutch girl with the name HorDyke.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


The singer for the Dutch band Blackbriar is Zora Cock. Literally "Cook," just like the German "Koch."

https://youtu.be/yJvHH4BYQyw

(She's a 1.)

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:15 AM (nhCoE)

355 338 Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch
Posted by: Kindltot

Went to school with a Dutch girl with the name HorDyke.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)

Had a cow worker named 'Long Dong'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:16 AM (QGaXH)

356
one of my favorite 'Columbo's' has him as a photographer who fake kidnaps his wife so he can kill her. Columbo tricks him into incriminating himself.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


Did you see what he just did?
Did YOU see what he just did?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 12:16 AM (pkeXY)

357 Oh, dear, DDS! Sorry you are ill. Do you think you have something that ivermectin could help? We supposedly have it available over the counter in Arkansas now, although I haven't checked to see if anyone stocks it. We will be near a pharmacy tomorrow that is a likely candidate. I could send you some.

If it's flu, I've had good results from Relenza. Like ivermectin, Relenza must be taken early in the illness because it works by inhibiting viral replication.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 31, 2025 12:17 AM (FMtrg)

358 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:18 AM (8zz6B)

359 Tamiflu is basically worthless. It helps the pharma company more than the patient.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 31, 2025 12:18 AM (FMtrg)

360 I hate to say this, might be sacrilege but Van Halen never did too much for me.

Loved them as a teen..now I think Eddie's real gift was writing hard pop songs. What I find myself listening to the most when one of their tracks is played is how David Lee Roth gets the absolute most out of a very limited voice. Although Hagar seems like a person that you wouldn't mind at all as a neighbor after Roth I have never had any use for VH. Complete generic rock IMHO

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 31, 2025 12:19 AM (3/XaG)

361 We are at war.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (l3YAf)



Well, get it over with, and nuke Ottawa. Pretty please.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:19 AM (8zz6B)

362 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Last night you got me obsessed with this Feb beginning on a Sunday cycle thing. Thanks. :-)

Anyway, it's not rare at all, and happens on average (sort of) 1 in 7 years, as sort of expected. However, the spacing is not regular. It goes in 6, 5, 6, 11 year cycle every 28 years, with the Gregorian skipping some century leap years shifting it around a bit.

So, next cycle, 2026, 2032, 2037, 2043, then repeating in 2054.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:20 AM (w6EFb)

363 Howdy Hordelings! The time for the Tuesday night ONT has arrived. It's also the penultimate day and penultimate ONT of the year. Not to be confused with the ultimate pen. Is there such a thing as the ultimate pen? Bic? Montblanc? Parker? Erasermate? Whatever. Let's get this penultimate party started!

* changes password *
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE)

Ultimate pen? Has to be the Fisher Space Pen, made in beautiful downtown Boulder, Nevada.

So good, the soviets bought them, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:22 AM (8zz6B)

364 Official White House X account vid:

https://tinyurl.com/2n864829

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:23 AM (pgEoW)

365 362 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Last night you got me obsessed with this Feb beginning on a Sunday cycle thing. Thanks. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:20 AM (w6)

I always enjoy reading your posts. Same with AOP.

Just to be clear, I didn't think February starting on a Sunday was more rare than on any other day. An earlier poster on another thread claimed a once in 800 year event in connection with this coming February. I thought perhaps there was a combination of February starting on Sunday and another unspecified rare event which made for the once in 800 years situation.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:28 AM (QGaXH)

366 >> Just to be clear, I didn't think February starting on a Sunday was more rare than on any other day.

No problem, I understood that, and I have no idea what was supposed to be 1 in 800 rare there, not a clue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:30 AM (w6EFb)

367 I'm told Samuel Adams is coming out with a new beer, 30% alcohol by volume. It's not Timmy's Baby Bud Lite.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:32 AM (Wt3Iw)

368 362 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:20 AM (w6EFb)

On a related note, I recall being a bit disappointed that we didn't have a double-leap year in 2000, meaning a Feb 30th, since 2000 is neatly divisible by 400 and I thought the next two decimal places in the number of days in a year was also '25' as in 365.2525 days in a year. At some point don't we have to account for those figures beyond 365.25?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:33 AM (QGaXH)

369 “Lots of destroyed records I’m sure. It’s also just possible a secret service agent was startled when Oswald started firing and had a negligent discharge of the then-new AR-15 in the car immediately behind the presient’s Lincoln. You can see the agent standing up in one of AP photographer James Altgens pic.”

Wouldn’t be the first time. It’s widely accepted now that the man accused of killing Huey Long almost certainly never fired a shot. One of Huey Long’s bodyguards cut loose with a .50. cal Tommy gun in a small room with granite walls and one ricochet slugs went through Huey.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:35 AM (m7iZ5)

370 12:30? Thats all it is?

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 12:36 AM (Ia/+0)

371 Uh, .50 cal Tommy gun?
Maybe .45 cal.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:37 AM (tfChy)

372 366 >> Just to be clear, I didn't think February starting on a Sunday was more rare than on any other day.

No problem, I understood that, and I have no idea what was supposed to be 1 in 800 rare there, not a clue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:30 AM (w6EFb)

actually - if Feb starting on a Sunday is 1 out of 7 (rounding) then we'd be looking for a 1 out of 100 other event which the two combined would be around 1 out of 700 which gets us in the ballpark.

But I don't want to get in trouble with the management for introducing math to the blog....LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:39 AM (QGaXH)

373 Sorry that’s what I get for going off the top of my head late at night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:39 AM (m7iZ5)

374 Do it, Bondi.

Posted by: JM


Don’t hold your breath.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 12:40 AM (hZbnZ)

375 Texas rep. Cale Yarborough was a World War 2 combat veteran, he was in the car immediately behind the car carrying secret service agents, and in an interview that same day claimed he smelled gunpowder “all the way to parkland”. He wouldn’t have smelled powder from the 6th floor of a building, but he sure would from the car in front of him.
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Cale went on to win 3 NASCAR Championships in a row: 1976, 1977, 1978.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (sAmhv)

376 Brandon Herrera, the AK Guy, had a recent video about a .30-06 Tommy Gun (one of a kind, obviously).

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)

377 I'm told Samuel Adams is coming out with a new beer, 30% alcohol by volume.
Posted by: Braenyard


30%?

At what point does it stop being "beer" and start being something else?

I DDG'ed "strongest beer," and there was an article about 14 of them. Starting with Sam Adams "Utopias" at 28%, and going up to some industrial cleanser named "Beithir Fire" at 75%. Which was a blend of beer and grain alcohol, so definitely cheating.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (nhCoE)

378 A niece of mine married a guy whose last name was Van Slot, and you know how it was pronounced. Luckily that marriage didn’t last.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:43 AM (m7iZ5)

379 February 1 last fell on a Sunday in 2015

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:44 AM (Wt3Iw)

380 Time to drag my carcass to bed. Hopefully I can sleep. I searched the house in vain for a bottle of Chloraseptic. Meh, I'll live....

See you good people, and the rest of you as well, on the Morning Thread.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:45 AM (tfChy)

381 Is there something special about February starting on a Sunday?

Other than it's the only way to fit a month in 4 rows on a calendar?

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:47 AM (nhCoE)

382 >>>At what point does it stop being "beer" and start being something else?
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A friend and his prof brewed up some. He said neither one of them finished the glass. - zoned out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:48 AM (Wt3Iw)

383 AOP!

I heard You got to AP safely! Congratulations on another southern migration.

Be well and thaw out, good sir.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:49 AM (IhIKR)

384 Two words:

"Perpetual calendar"

There are, 14 different possible calendar years. (not getting into the weeds with various religions....)

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

385 Venice was an independent monarchy for around 800 years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:50 AM (Wt3Iw)

386 30%?

At what point does it stop being "beer" and start being something else?
Posted by: mikeski


I think the strongest I've had was some microbrew's Russian Imperial Stout that clocked in about 18%.

R.I.S., so it was smooth and sweet. But strong. Like getting your ass kicked by a Bond girl.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:51 AM (nhCoE)

387 Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:45 AM
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Warm salt water gargle! Better than nothing.

Sleep well...

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 12:52 AM (rdVOm)

388
The Gregorian 400 yr cycle estimates the mean tropical year indeed at 365.2425, or 365 + 97/400 days.

The actual mean tropical year as of epoch J2000 is 365.2421896698 ephemeris days. In mean solar days (earth's slower rotation) on J2000 that was 365.24217 mean solar days.

So the Gregorian still slightly overestimates the length of the tropical year, and that difference means a drift of about 1 day in 3200 years.

That's damn good, but still drifts. The problem is, at that level of precision, over ten millennia time scales, the wig-woggle in the astronomical cycles itself becomes significant, not to mention the secular slowing of the earth's rotation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

389 380 Time to drag my carcass to bed. Hopefully I can sleep. I searched the house in vain for a bottle of Chloraseptic. Meh, I'll live....

See you good people, and the rest of you as well, on the Morning Thread.
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:45 AM (tfChy)

I see a number of posters have reported 'symptoms' - TiFW's husband, etc. My wife is sick as a dog hacking up a lung for the last few days, I had go searching the stores for some Chloraseptic lozenges. I had a slight tickle for a day or two but it went away. Now Ihear wife's cousin is coming down with something.

I guess there's something going around.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:54 AM (QGaXH)

390 Texas rep. Cale Yarborough was a World War 2 combat veteran, he was in the car immediately behind the car carrying secret service agents, and in an interview that same day claimed he smelled gunpowder
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Culvert wasn't too far from him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:57 AM (Wt3Iw)

391 388
The Gregorian 400 yr cycle estimates the mean tropical year indeed at 365.2425, or 365 + 97/400 days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

So I don't know where I got 365.2525 from...

Instead it seems we'll need to skip a leap year or two or three every 400 years ?


Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 01:00 AM (QGaXH)

392 'Something going around'-- always.

Peppermints are good for soothing, too. Cinnamon & clove as well.

Or, go for the warm whisky & honey tea!

For stuffy nose? Go for the spicy-hottest food you can stand. Add wasabi or chinese hot mustard to plain rice.

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:01 AM (rdVOm)

393
On this leg of the various Milankovich cycles, the tropical year is actually getting shorter, and then the earth is slowing down, long term.

That will make the drift in the Gregorian a little bit worse over the next couple thousand years. This will make the equinox be about 1 day behind around the year 3200, rather than expected 3200 + 1600 = year 4800 or so.

A ad-hoc thing that would sort of compensate for that would be to skip the leap year in 3200, then continute as normal to the year 4000, and then switch to a 500 yr rather than 400 year cycle.

This would average out over the long term about as best as could be done giving the uncertainties in the astronomical cycles and earth's rotation. It would initially underestimate the year on the front end, then overestimate on the back end, and average out over maybe 10 - 20K years. The equinox would drift maybe +/- days over that period.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:01 AM (w6EFb)

394 >> Instead it seems we'll need to skip a leap year or two or three every 400 years ?

That's the Gregorian rule. Skip the leap year every century that's not a multiple of 4. The leap year in 2000 was the first such century leap year since 1600.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

395 I'm told Samuel Adams is coming out with a new beer, 30% alcohol by volume. It's not Timmy's Baby Bud Lite.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:32 AM (Wt3Iw)

I had a 20% ABV beer at Lochiel Brewery in Mesa. Thorfinn Berserker, IIRC. One 7 ounce glass was enough for me. Tasty, but too strong to be enjoyed on a regular basis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:03 AM (8zz6B)

396 >>>. Now Ihear wife's cousin is coming down with something.

I guess there's something going around.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Ivermectin is anti-inflamitory and antihistamine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:04 AM (Wt3Iw)

397 393
On this leg of the various Milankovich cycles, the tropical year is actually getting shorter, and then the earth is slowing down, long term.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:01 AM (w6EFb)

Well...some days do seem to be longer than others - LOL!

It's getting time for me to call it a night. I see it's after 1 where you are...thank you for the interesting info.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 01:07 AM (QGaXH)

398 Does ivermectin interfere with any other meds? It's so hard to find reliable info!

Hubby & I have multiple Rxs between us and so I was afraid to take any or give him any.

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:07 AM (rdVOm)

399 Brandon Herrera, the AK Guy, had a recent video about a .30-06 Tommy Gun (one of a kind, obviously).
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)

I saw that video. A prototype. IIRC, had never been fired.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:07 AM (8zz6B)

400 Ivermectin is anti-inflamitory and antihistamine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


OTC in most the world.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:10 AM (/lPRQ)

401 I heard You got to AP safely! Congratulations on another southern migration.

Be well and thaw out, good sir.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:49 AM (IhIKR)

Had to deal with snowy roads through central Montana. Slow drive. Once I got into Idaho, the roads were fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:11 AM (8zz6B)

402 OTC in most the world.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Supposed to be "OTC" in my state, too. BUT! I must mail-order, because none of the local pharmacies will carry it. Something about a "patient package insert" that is only included when prescribed. It's the *industry* trying to fk us over, of course.

Mail order supply has no "insert", just the standard disclaimer: "talk to your doctor" re: other meds.

Frustrating!

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

403 And it's getting late here. I hoed a mess of weeds today, and I am tired. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:16 AM (8zz6B)

404 'Night, AOP.

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:16 AM (rdVOm)

405 Brandon Herrera, the AK Guy, had a recent video about a .30-06 Tommy Gun (one of a kind, obviously).
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)


Yeah that was cool. Didn't he buy that thing? There was also a Thompson chambered for .30 caliber carbine ammo. Fuck it, the thompson was cool, try ever caliber and see what happens. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 01:17 AM (snZF9)

406 >>>Brandon Herrera, the AK Guy, had a recent video about a .30-06 Tommy Gun (one of a kind, obviously).
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)

I saw that video. A prototype. IIRC, had never been fired.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

>You might need a couple of spare barrels so you can change them out with that kind of pressure and power.

Frankenstein sub.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 01:17 AM (nljXp)

407 Hubby & I have multiple Rxs between us and so I was afraid to take any or give him any.
Posted by: JQ
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I did a thorough enough search to satisfy me that contrindications are about zero. ChristyBlinky has mentioned that it can ifluence hearts that have fibrulation problems. I've had atrial fibrulation, an ablation, a shock to get it in rhythm and other mechanical devices.

I've done (not at one time) one and 3/4 tubes of paste, that's probably (recollection) 6 times (it's measured on the syringe) and no problems but the symptoms went away.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:18 AM (Wt3Iw)

408 Thanks, Braenyard.

How absurd is it, that I'd trust the opinion of somebody on the internet more than I'd trust a dr.?

(Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?)

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:23 AM (rdVOm)

409 Five in the morning and seven at night, just too many girls.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:25 AM (Wt3Iw)

410

Damn, just reading out this "vouching system" in MN, where any registered voter can "vouch" for up to 8 other voters who don't have proper ID. "Yeah, these guys are good, swearsies!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

411 I got some advise from Grok on changing my hypertension drug profile to deal with my current symptoms and my cardiologist agreed with them.

I didn't tell her where I got it from. I will on the next visit if it works.

Posted by: pawn at December 31, 2025 01:31 AM (Rmqfl)

412 Supposed to be "OTC" in my state, too. BUT! I must mail-order, because none of the local pharmacies will carry it. Something about a "patient package insert" that is only included when prescribed. It's the *industry* trying to fk us over, of course.

Mail order supply has no "insert", just the standard disclaimer: "talk to your doctor" re: other meds.

Frustrating!
Posted by: JQ

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Guess I might as well order up some horsey paste then.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:33 AM (/lPRQ)

413 There's an engarde, don't get it mixed with any other drug and if you get the injectable - don't.
Take it with a spoon. Ben Had has info and Anne Barnhardt's site has info.
I order mine from Amazon, others have said Tractor Suppy or such is an easy buy.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:33 AM (Wt3Iw)

414 Thanks again, Braenyard. I have some horsey paste, but it's expired. Probably still good, who knows?

I can get pills cheaper (per dose) than paste, in-state sales only. Meh.

Got to go, sleep beckons...

Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:40 AM (rdVOm)

415 There's an engarde, don't get it mixed with any other drug and if you get the injectable - don't.
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Heh.

The one plus on 'injectable' is it has minimal additives, but do not inject.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:45 AM (/lPRQ)

416
Frankenstein sub.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Always thought the BAR was cool. Rises too much but still cool. An AR in 308 if it didn't come apart.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:47 AM (Wt3Iw)

417 I was just reminded of what my dad used to say to us kids whenever we did something stupid: "Next time that happens, they're going to have to take both of us to the hospital to perform an emergency operation to get my foot out of your ass!"

Posted by: DynamiteDan at December 31, 2025 01:49 AM (HBp0A)

418 This is the one I got. No flavor, no anything but Ivermectin. Ask your favorite AI if it contains anything else. DDG AI said no.

https://tinyurl.com/29mzrmd2

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 02:17 AM (Wt3Iw)

419 The Aussies did it again.

Australian-flagged cruise ship Coral Adventurer remains aground off the coast of Papua New Guinea. Australian authorities have detained the vessel over seaworthiness concerns and safety management failures.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 02:25 AM (Wt3Iw)

420 Ancient Greek accents can appear not just on the penultimate syllable, but even the antepenult!

Posted by: pjungwir at December 31, 2025 02:26 AM (noE7F)

421 Australian-flagged cruise ship Coral Adventurer remains aground off the coast of Papua New Guinea. Australian authorities have detained the vessel over seaworthiness concerns and safety management failures.

If the name sounds familiar:

"An Australian cruise ship has run aground with 120 passengers on board on its first trip since a passenger died after being left behind on a remote island. The Coral Adventurer hit a reef..."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 31, 2025 02:35 AM (2XHCB)

422 UAE Announces Full Withdrawal Of Forces From Yemen After Violating Saudi 'Red Line'

BIG: Saudi airstrikes hit Yemen’s Mukalla Port, targeting ships from the UAE carrying armored vehicles and weapons for UAE-backed Southern Transitional Council (STC) separatists.

Tensions between Saudi-backed and UAE-backed forces have escalated sharply after pro-UAE forces seized large parts of eastern Yemen, ignoring Saudi warnings and even a recent warning airstrike.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 02:51 AM (Wt3Iw)

423 Second to last of the Mohicans. I laughed. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 02:56 AM (IYIYn)

424 Remember when your out on a hike stay with the group.

DEI had nothing to do with the groundings or the innocent person's death. It was instrument failure.

and DDG AI, Search

As of December 31, 2025, the current spot price of silver in Japan is approximately ¥11,809.34 JPY per ounce, which is about $75.53 USD based on the recent market data.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 03:00 AM (Wt3Iw)

425 Good to see you Fen hope all is well. The raven is trying to talk, I'd better get safe under the covers.
'night. all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 03:03 AM (Wt3Iw)

426 One more thing.
Elon's training his robots to help people.

Here's the Chinese plan for us.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3tpnmz

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 03:07 AM (Wt3Iw)

427 Brandon Herrera, the AK Guy, had a recent video about a .30-06 Tommy Gun (one of a kind, obviously).
Posted by: PabloD
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Not a "Tommy gun" (delayed blowback action), we already have a 30.06 fully automatic weapon - the BAR. No 50 round drum available for it, but the drum was not the standard mag for the Thompson either. Most of the Tommy guns used in WW2 used the 20 round "stick" magazine which was much more reliable. The standard mag for the BAR was 20 rounds, too. My stepfather loved the Thompson he carried across France and into Germany, but he also loved have a BAR guy in his squad. The BAR was THE gun out in the open fields, but the T was just the ticket in the towns.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 31, 2025 03:10 AM (M5t5H)

428 Now its time to get up

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 03:42 AM (Ia/+0)

429 Lois or Lana? Lois is certainly more daring and cosmopolitan, but Lana is a hot redhead country cutie.

Posted by: Kent Clark at December 31, 2025 03:42 AM (dESj/)

430 >>>Tonight's ONT brought to you by "presidents"-r-us

You can get a LATIN LETTER SMALL CAPITAL REVERSED R here!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 03:51 AM (RuTUS)

431 ... not to be confused with a LATIN LETTER SMALL CAPITAL TURNED R, here:

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 03:53 AM (RuTUS)

432 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS)

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