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Food Thread: Lamb Or Ham, Sam I Am

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Yum! Roast leg of lamb is delicious, although some people are not enamored of the slightly gamey taste of most lamb (especially Australian and New Zealand lamb). But there is an easy way to minimize it, and that is simply trimming the excess fat from the meat. And if you have a boneless leg it's even easier, and it works better. The interior fat seems to be the strongest flavored, and of course it doesn't get crispy and browned like the exterior stuff, so trimming that out makes a big difference.

I think American lamb is the best of the three, but it is more difficult to find and certainly more expensive!

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Ham is...good! Does it rise to the glories of good lamb? No, I don't think so, but it is also much more of a commodity in America, so it is probably more difficult to get high quality ham. I recall a ham from a wild pig that was processed by a butcher in Mendocino County CA, lo these many years ago, that was absolutely spectacular, so it definitely exists!

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So what's the Horde's preference?

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I made a pork chili a few months ago from a big loin that I bought for reasons I do not recall. I cut the pork into 3/4" chunks, because given the choice, chunks are my go-to for chili. I browned the meat, the usual suspects (onion and garlic) then added some very dark chile powder that was the last of the container, so I just dumped it all in.

And beans. Black beans. I didn't even drain them. This was a few months ago, and I don't remember any more of the details, but I defrosted it a few days ago, and damn! it was delicious! Definitely not traditional chili, but defining what traditional chili is can be as fraught as the .45ACP vs. 9mm debate!

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This dish seems more like a college dish than one that belongs in an adult's kitchen. Does it sound tasty? Sure, after a night of drinking, with a Bloody Mary or a cold beer. And his lilting affectation is on full display, so be warned!

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My Seder brisket turned out quite well, and as usual I have a ton of gravy left over. That's the one problem with the dish...brisket exudes a huge amount of moisture, and even after I reduced it a bit, I was left with lots and lots of it.

Any suggestions for some possible uses? I'm going to toss some into a bowl of rice.

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Matzoh is good, but as a replacement for a hamburger bun? Nope! But a good burger doesn't need anything, so the simple meal the day after the Seder was exactly that! Plain grilled burgers (with American cheese. Don't tell my Rabbi!). And some quick-caramelized onions too! That was amusing. I had 30 minutes, but also a young brat I could boss around, so the instructions were simply...don't stop stirring!

There is one thing that is non-negotiable...good ground beef. I am lucky to have a market in the area that grinds its own beef fresh every day, and they use their own trimmings, so it isn't just the cheapest stuff they can buy.

The commodity stuff is useful for many things, but I think fresh-ground from good raw materials is a game changer.

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[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]

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Well, the garlic is out in the sunshine, probably soon to be eaten by those vile rodents with bushy tails and a penchant for damaging my home. But if they survive the squirrel apocalypse, and actually grow into something edible, I will be in garlic heaven! In case it doesn't, send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.

The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!

Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM




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1 Food fight

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 04:00 PM (m00IZ)

2 There are reasons to decant wine sometimes.
Older wines the fine dregs collect and they are horrible so one needs to get them out.
Others some air will make them better

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 04:03 PM (m00IZ)

3 I've never really enjoyed ham as an Easter meal, although I like it in sandwiches, so after spending $400.00 at Shop Rite in order to get a "free" meat, we are having turkey breast, fresh spinach from the local farm and mashed potatoes for our Easter dinner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (looXz)

4 As long as Spain remains a superficially Christian nation they can claim to have the best ham.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (cWLG3)

5 I need to figure something out for dinner. I'm getting tired of steak.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (U7QMZ)

6 I prefer lamb and bought it...but then the son rebelled.

So, today, it's ham. I let the sons plan the meal b/c it's just 5 of us. Crockpot double mustard and brown sugar glazed ham with tater tots, cucumber salad, pineapple, and strawberries.

For dessert, I did make my super-lemon ice box cake (with tons of fresh raspberries for topping).

Note to future self - jello lemon pudding mix is not lemon...it's fake lemon (citric acid). So be prepared to add lots of real lemon juice and zest to get the flavor wanted for the ice box cake (I used lemon shortbread cookies, and made the jello with lemon juice, lemon zest, melted all fruit raspberries preserves and some oat milk and lightened with a scoop of cocowhip)...made a 9x9 b/c the cookies fit perfectly and b/c the 2 boys are sticking to candy as not tart lovers...but this is for me b/c I'm not getting lamb today.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)

7 As long as Spain remains a superficially Christian nation they can claim to have the best ham.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO


*Prosciutto has entered the chat

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (U7QMZ)

8 Sirloin today as we already ate the ham.

But speaking of lamb, the best I ever had was at a Greek restaurant in Victoria Canada. It was melt in your mouth delicious.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (2WIwB)

9 5 I need to figure something out for dinner. I'm getting tired of steak.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (U7QMZ)
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Tell that to the poor people starving in China!

Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at April 05, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)

10 Scanning in an old Burns, Oregon cookbook from 1952, and ran across a very unfortunate name for a mechanic: “Liebig Motors”. Liebig appears to be a very common name, but still… I guess it could be worse, Liebig could have been a car salesman.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 04:08 PM (EXyHK)

11 Not fond of the taste of lamb. Especially don't like the smell of it roasting. I'll take the spiral cut ham.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:08 PM (lJ0H4)

12 Ham. I do not like lamb, Sam I Am.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (h7ZuX)

13 Lunch tray was destroyed today (nothing left) - apparently, putting the pickled onion jus in with grated onion, a TINY bit of salt, pepper, and mayo and then sticking a half slice of bacon in makes a deviled egg the best thing in the world.

It was a different lunch tray b/c I also made a raspberry coco whip dip (the rest of the coco whip with boxed vanilla jello pudding, oat milk, and melted all fruit raspberry preserves) that needed sour...so b/c the boys didn't want it in the dip, I served all sour fruits - blackberries, clementines, and jam grapes. It was amazing that way, so it all worked out. In the future, if it was just me, I'd totally add a bunch of lemon.

Container organic hummus (cheaper than norm, and it was an impressive hummus) with assorted crackers and fresh mozz for the kids rounded out the lunch.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (tOcjL)

14 So what's the Horde's preference?

Lamb.

Ham is for Cuban sandwiches.

Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (VHUov)

15 Just got back from a neighbor's Easter luncheon of chicken and asparagus. Prosecco and lots of conversation; it's good to socialize once a season to stay in practice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 04:10 PM (kpS4V)

16 Pork & beef come from a small-town butcher shop. Chicken 50-50 split between butcher (they use an Amish supplier) and supermarket top end. Wife has specifically requested no more lamb or rabbit. Miss my lamburgers. Other high-quality protein? Butcher has a very good selection of frozen fish and uncommon meats, though paying $40+ per pound for ahi tuna steaks ain't happening very often.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:10 PM (NcvvS)

17 @14 Rack of lamb or shawarma.

Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at April 05, 2026 04:10 PM (cWLG3)

18 Prosciutto has entered the chat

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (U7QMZ)


I think the Spanish version is better!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:11 PM (n9ltV)

19 3 I've never really enjoyed ham as an Easter meal, although I like it in sandwiches, so after spending $400.00 at Shop Rite in order to get a "free" meat, we are having turkey breast, fresh spinach from the local farm and mashed potatoes for our Easter dinner.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (looXz)

I did Thanksgiving this past Tuesday - it was nice having a spring Thanksgiving (and using up the frozen cranberry bags I had hanging in my freezer)...and it was CHEAP!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:11 PM (tOcjL)

20 I am stuffed more than a thanksgiving turkey

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 04:12 PM (tcsrY)

21 I have a ribeye roast in the sous vide cooker. I did most of the prep work on the potatoes, carrots, and Brussels sprouts yesterday. Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.

Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (uqy/m)

22 I can't eat lamb - I get the weird taste thing *shudder*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (tcsrY)

23 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)

24 Can you imagine the uproar over that Far Side cartoon in today's world? The fact that it's funny is irrelevant, someone's feelings are probably hurt!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 04:14 PM (CHHv1)

25 And you am thankful that dear husband is handling the turkey breast , so I only have to make potatoes and spinach, because I was really tired after the Easter service.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:14 PM (ix8EF)

26 21 I have a ribeye roast in the sous vide cooker. I did most of the prep work on the potatoes, carrots, and Brussels sprouts yesterday. Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (uqy/m)

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I love brussel sprouts! Steamed and drizzled with butter, salt, and powdered roasted garlic for me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (cWLG3)

27 I have a ribeye roast in the sous vide cooker. I did most of the prep work on the potatoes, carrots, and Brussels sprouts yesterday. Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (uqy/m)


Sprouts are fine. But never ruin such a wonderful meal with that vile okra. T'is the devil's veggie.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (2WIwB)

28 Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
Posted by: PabloD

Not a source of debate for me. Plain steamed sprouts with butter are fine with me. Love them.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (lJ0H4)

29 Tomorrow's ham leftovers are going to clean out more of my freezer of unused kid Lent lunches. I still have some boxed non-dairy pierogi and tons of cabbage and onions, so I'm going to do a pierogi and cabbage saute (will probably saute in a few more veg like onion, shredded carrot, garlic, leftover mushrooms or bell peppers that are dying, etc) with the ham serving the bacon function...and possibly going even more on a mustard background flavor.

Told the spouse I love these types of "cook separately and throw together like a casserole, but not a casserole" dishes. And it lets you increase the veg content with no one noticing...they are just scooping...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL)

30 I can't eat lamb - I get the weird taste thing *shudder*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


Kill it with mint jelly

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (/lPRQ)

31 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)


I like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (n9ltV)

32 Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:11

I am looking forward to it. Haven't had turkey breast or whole turkey since TG either and I have always liked cranberry sauce.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (ix8EF)

33 Posted by: PabloD

Sounds great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (ix8EF)

34 >>Lunch tray was destroyed today (nothing left) - apparently, putting the pickled onion jus in with grated onion, a TINY bit of salt, pepper, and mayo and then sticking a half slice of bacon in makes a deviled egg the best thing in the world.

Saving this as a suggestion for my wife, who loves deviled eggs, makes them whenever she can, and tolerates my mild allergy eggs.

Happy Easter, Nova Local!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (NcvvS)

35 Well dang...we were just talking about corkscrews, and now it's lamb...
Had a friend who conducted an 'Easter Feaster" every year.
He cooked a fine lamb dinner.
Being Italian, he would make cannoli for dessert...
Miss that guy....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (qox2u)

36 34 >>Lunch tray was destroyed today (nothing left) - apparently, putting the pickled onion jus in with grated onion, a TINY bit of salt, pepper, and mayo and then sticking a half slice of bacon in makes a deviled egg the best thing in the world.

Saving this as a suggestion for my wife, who loves deviled eggs, makes them whenever she can, and tolerates my mild allergy eggs.

Happy Easter, Nova Local!
Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (NcvvS)

Happy Easter to you, too! And to everyone here!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:18 PM (tOcjL)

37 *allergy to eggs*

Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:19 PM (NcvvS)

38 @27 Okra can be done right in the right recipe. Just make sure the okra pods you use are young, smaller sized, and pale green. The more mature ones are darker green and inedible to me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:19 PM (cWLG3)

39 30 I can't eat lamb - I get the weird taste thing *shudder*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


Kill it with mint jelly
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (/lPRQ)

I was gonna say - try ground lamb - I find it not quite as strong in lamb-y flavor as the legs of lamb...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (tOcjL)

40 Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:18 PM (tOcjL)

Yes, and to everyone here, even the bitterly soul-sick trolls.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (NcvvS)

41 Lamb has been my favorite meat since childhood. Fortunately my birthday is May, so even under Ike it was easy to get.

For ham, well, I lived most of my life in Virginia. You'll never convince me that a VA country ham isn't the best.

And I too like sprouts. Never got the distaste.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (AlhUl)

42 31 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)

I like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (n9ltV)

Good thought for ham and Tuesday - ham gravy with biscuit and eggs (and basically breakfast for dinner) could be fun and fast...by Tuesday, my almost 10lbs of ham should be gone...yes, with just the 5 of us eating it b/c my sons and holiday protein eating is almost a competition...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:22 PM (tOcjL)

43 Ben Gurion airport is open, technically. But only 1 flight per hour 50 passengers. .

Posted by: Paul at April 05, 2026 04:22 PM (harzM)

44 Never had country ham until after marriage. Grew up with Polish ham, and those guys know ham.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:22 PM (NcvvS)

45 I like lamb in lamb souvlaki and in lamb chops. I don't think I've ever had a lamb roast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (PFs9e)

46 You know you can't hurt ham:

https://youtu.be/VkULLYvt4aQ

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (2Ez/1)

47 Mentioned on the hobby thread. For those curious, Dr. Pepper Peeps are okay for a few seconds. There is some actual Dr. Pepper flavor briefly then it goes to generic Peeps taste.

After today I start looking for the sales on black jelly beans to stock up for the lean jelly bean times.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (yTvNw)

48 @45 I forgot lamb vindaloo! The spicy sauce counters any gamey flavor.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:24 PM (cWLG3)

49 "For ham, well, I lived most of my life in Virginia. You'll never convince me that a VA country ham isn't the best."

When my parents lived in SC we'd always have a county ham for Christmas Eve dinner. Very tasty.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:24 PM (lJ0H4)

50 47 Mentioned on the hobby thread. For those curious, Dr. Pepper Peeps are okay for a few seconds. There is some actual Dr. Pepper flavor briefly then it goes to generic Peeps taste.

After today I start looking for the sales on black jelly beans to stock up for the lean jelly bean times.
Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (yTvNw)

Spouse bought all my kids the KFC jellybeans, hoping he'd be able to steal some b/c they would hate them. Corn flavor is apparently okay. Fried chicken and gravy flavors are not. And if you think any of these crossed my lips - HECK No. But I report, so you know how to shop the after Easter sales...and yes, my spouse now has at least 1 opened bag as his (others didn't try them yet, so he may end up with more)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:25 PM (tOcjL)

51 28 Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
Posted by: PabloD

Not a source of debate for me. Plain steamed sprouts with butter are fine with me. Love them.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (lJ0H4)
I vote for lemon pepper and butter.

Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 04:25 PM (LHPAg)

52 Skirt steak seasoned and waiting for the grill.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2026 04:25 PM (yOpEC)

53 Nothing fancy here today. A grilled ribeye and baked taters with all the fixin's.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 04:26 PM (0aYVJ)

54 Applewood smoked spiral cut ham with a side of roasted asparagus.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 05, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)

55 Sprouts: awesome
I think that's asparagus: also, awesome
Lamb: wonderful
Cooked carrots: never developed a taste, although raw carrots are a favorite. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (dIske)

56 Some of the best one-off dishes and recipes are created by emptying out the refrigerator of all of the leftovers from past meals and some select spicing.

Beans are never a bad choice, but consider they create an atmosphere. Texture is always critical.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM (Fbc0I)

57 53 Nothing fancy here today. A grilled ribeye and baked taters with all the fixin's.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 04:26 PM (0aYVJ)

I love that my kids have taken to fully loaded baked potatoes...nothing easier than set it and forget it, and then pull out toppings from the fridge (for them, it's sour cream, shredded cheese, and bacon bits). So little work on my part makes them so happy.

I stick to salt and olive oil...still tasty...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM (tOcjL)

58 brats, thuringer and hot italian simmering in yuengling black and tan, kraut, green onions, garlic and habanero vinegar.
there will be no complaints.
lamb worth eating comes from colorado, although i read the carolinas are building some good ones.

Posted by: cmeat at April 05, 2026 04:30 PM (R11M+)

59 Cooked carrots: never developed a taste, although raw carrots are a favorite. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (dIske)

You and my youngest - whenever I roast carrots, I now save a ziploc baggy raw for his dinner...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:30 PM (tOcjL)

60 56 Some of the best one-off dishes and recipes are created by emptying out the refrigerator of all of the leftovers from past meals and some select spicing.

Beans are never a bad choice, but consider they create an atmosphere. Texture is always critical.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM (Fbc0I)
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Some white beans and ham could be a base for a pot of Hoppin John.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:32 PM (cWLG3)

61 I was gonna say - try ground lamb - I find it not quite as strong in lamb-y flavor as the legs of lamb...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (tOcjL)

Lamb is pretty expensive--I figure I'll just avoid, rather than find ways to dislike it a little less.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:32 PM (h7ZuX)

62 As for the one pot spaghetti, I know it's a cool trend to entirely cook your pasta in your sauce, but the whole "gonna dry it out" thing is just a deal breaker for me. I want pasta saucy, and it seems you will never have saucy pasta - at best, it will be wet enough and it seems most folks end up with a dry plate of pasta, like that pic from the video...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

63 I love lamb! Unfortunately, it has been hard to find here and the best I could do is ground lamb. But I bought a small chest freezer and found a ranch that sells lamb. I will be picking that up sometime this month. And they do sell fleece in October, so I will likely buy that from them too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (gQ15S)

64 "My Seder brisket turned out quite well, and as usual I have a ton of gravy left over...
Any suggestions for some possible uses? I'm going to toss some into a bowl of rice."

Mashed potatoes? Pot pie/shepards's pie/sloppy joe/even a soup base?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:36 PM (tOcjL)

65 as fraught as the .45ACP vs. 9mm debate!

Fraught? Debate?

It's really a simple question, with a simple answer.

Do you have lace on your shorts (9mm) or not (.45 ACP)?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

66 62 As for the one pot spaghetti, I know it's a cool trend to entirely cook your pasta in your sauce, but the whole "gonna dry it out" thing is just a deal breaker for me.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

Oh, yeah. When I crave something with tomato sauce, I want it swimming in the sauce.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:37 PM (h7ZuX)

67 @65 lol

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:38 PM (cWLG3)

68 Beans are never a bad choice, but consider they create an atmosphere.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM


Why does everyone always say this like it's a bad thing?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & the next Governor of California) at April 05, 2026 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

69 Prosciutto vs. Jamon!

Cured ham taste match!

Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (rj6Yv)

70 Mrs. JTB really dislikes lamb so it isn't for a holiday meal. I get a few lamb chops when I want the taste. Ham or roast chicken is the usual option but beef stroganoff or pot roast is always a possibility It's usually just the two of us so tradition isn't much of a factor. Turkey breast is meant to roast to perfection to make turkey sandwiches: moist, thin sliced and piled high, mayo on both slices of bread and home made cranberry sauce. Good any time of year.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (yTvNw)

71 Someone had to mention skirt steak. Now I'm off on a mission.

Posted by: Wally at April 05, 2026 04:43 PM (N48cR)

72 Lamb, roasting on the grill, gets me salivating, in almost a primal way.
My wife ain't a fan.
Que lastima. I buy a big roast, work it into smaller roasts.
I have it when she can have something else.
Example: a few days ago, I thawed a small roast. Yesaterday, I grilled it. Today, took it to stepson's where wife's family was gathering. One other guy and I ate the lamb.

Posted by: MkY at April 05, 2026 04:43 PM (q6tQZ)

73 Don't accept any fake Lemon.

Insist on, indeed demand, the real thing!

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 05, 2026 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

74 66 62 As for the one pot spaghetti, I know it's a cool trend to entirely cook your pasta in your sauce, but the whole "gonna dry it out" thing is just a deal breaker for me.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

Oh, yeah. When I crave something with tomato sauce, I want it swimming in the sauce.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:37 PM (h7ZuX)

It's the whole point of eating the pasta! And it helps hold down how much pasta you eat...win/win!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:44 PM (tOcjL)

75 The crock pot of stew is almost ready.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 04:45 PM (hJH5n)

76 Cooked carrots: never developed a taste, although raw carrots are a favorite. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (dIske)

I like both. Cooked, they are best with a brown sugar glaze.

Mom used to make carrot cookies with an orange glaze. Wonderful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 04:47 PM (0aYVJ)

77 Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (yTvNw)

I have written about lamb shoulder chops, which I think are great!

That's my go-to when I need a quick lamb fix.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (n9ltV)

78 My Seder brisket turned out quite well, and as usual I have a ton of gravy left over. That's the one problem with the dish...brisket exudes a huge amount of moisture, and even after I reduced it a bit, I was left with lots and lots of it.
Any suggestions for some possible uses?

B(r)iscuits 'n gravy...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (nbLIj)

79 Nobody told that fucking selfish Canadian astronaut on Artemus II that clandestinely smuggling beans as contraband to supplement his diet would go unnoticed.

We need to reexamine our vetting process.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:50 PM (Fbc0I)

80 @79 Was there a story regarding that? First I've heard.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:53 PM (cWLG3)

81 I'm getting tired of steak.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (U7QMZ)

There is a misspelling for whatever word you meant to type other than "steak".

Now, for the rare Sunday that steak is being saved for later in the week, sausage and pepper sammiches are perfectly acceptable. You can even grill them, so you still get to scratch that open-flame itch that properly cooking a good steak provides...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 04:55 PM (nbLIj)

82 Chicken drumsticks, roasted veggies and corn. A simple Easter meal. Hubby nec prefers ham/pork over steak so we have it all the time. I try to draw the line on having it 3 times/day. I don’t understand why he loves ham steak so much considering his mom boiled it for an hour before serving it. That would permanently put me off ham steak.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (2NHgQ)

83 >>>@79 Was there a story regarding that? First I've heard.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO

I'd put money on it that the Canadian caused the malfunction of the commode on the orbital probe.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (Fbc0I)

84 had delicious lamb should chops cooked over a wood fire last night. Delicious

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (XB9yx)

85 Wow:
Per Axios:

The WSO is a very religious person whose first radio transmission for rescue was "God is good."

--
Amen, amen!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (DoBxX)

86 77 Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (yTvNw)

I have written about lamb shoulder chops, which I think are great!

That's my go-to when I need a quick lamb fix.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (n9ltV)
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I pick them up when they're marked down. The go into the freezer. When we have enough, my wife makes a Greek lamb stew. Delicious.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2026 04:59 PM (AlhUl)

87 It's really a simple question, with a simple answer.

Do you have lace on your shorts (9mm) or not (.45 ACP)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)


Shorts???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 05:00 PM (2WIwB)

88 B(r)iscuits 'n gravy...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (nbLIj)


Ooph!

Well done!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 05:01 PM (n9ltV)

89 I've always loved ham. And, oddly, one of my favorite things about baking a ham is the accompanying sauce I make to go along with it (sort of like a gravy).

It's a Velouté sauce, which may sound strange. Usually, Velouté sauce is paired up with poultry or fish. However, if you add in some high quality white mustard, and a bit of horseradish, it's perfect for ham. It gives it a bit of a buttery bite.

Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 05:03 PM (dIske)

90 Busy day in the kitchen. Made Sweet and Sour red slaw and deviled eggs this morning. Then orange marmalade - mango chutney glaze for the ham. Next peeled taters for German Potato Salad. Kentucky Legend ham went into oven 30 mins ago. Washed dried pots and pans. Hour and half to supper time. Beer time now.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2026 05:05 PM (bQ4nt)

91 CBD, since your pork chili is already not a classic version, why not add your Seder gravy? Perhaps soak dried beans in it?

Posted by: Wenda at April 05, 2026 05:06 PM (QNSS1)

92 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)

This guy gets it.

Easter ham is in the oven as we speak. Splashed a bit of pineapple juice on it, but the main garnish is a basic raisin sauce: 3/4 c brown sugar; 1.5 tbsn corn starch; 1/4 tspn each cinnamon, cloves, dry mustard (Colemans - double amount for anything else), salt.

Boil a cup of raisins in 1 3/4 c water for five minutes. Lower heat and stir in the sugar mixture. Stir until thickened, then add a tbspn of cider vinegar. Serve warm over your sliced ham

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)

93 We had leg of lamb for Easter (yesterday) that we roasted on a spit. 7 pounds. Came out very good, albeit maybe we shoulda pulled it off 5-10 mins earlier. It was USA lamb. I like buying American, but USA lamb is considerably more expensive than Australian lamb and has less flavor. So I usually get Australian if it’s just for me.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (jB7fc)

94 CBD, since your pork chili is already not a classic version, why not add your Seder gravy? Perhaps soak dried beans in it?

Posted by: Wenda at April 05, 2026 05:06 PM (QNSS1)


You're crossing the streams!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (n9ltV)

95 I'm burned out for a while on ham and pork since I won a drawing for a whole pig.

Good stuff, - the lamb sounds appetizing, but they're tiny and are too small to feed a holiday horde of meat eating savages.

I like lamb, but I need to work on it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (Fbc0I)

96 Home again
For as much ham as I eat, think a whole pig would be too much

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

97 I am reading the thread and it sounds like Easter dinner is the big meal?
Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?
Church in the morning
Big dinner
What do you do for lunch?

(Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 05:13 PM (DoBxX)

98 I pick them up when they're marked down. The go into the freezer. When we have enough, my wife makes a Greek lamb stew. Delicious.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2026 04:59 PM (AlhUl)

They'll be marked down tomorrow!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 05:15 PM (h7ZuX)

99 Any prepared food is great.

I ordered pizza Friday. Sober. It was REALLY good.
Do non-drinkers know about this?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 05:15 PM (Sco7b)

100 I'm a ham fan.

Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2026 05:15 PM (98kQX)

101 I never liked ham, but then I was a vegetarian for 25 years, and the ham I was preparing for my husband smelled really good, so I had some.

It was as good as it smelled, and now I love it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 05:19 PM (h7ZuX)

102 97 I am reading the thread and it sounds like Easter dinner is the big meal?
Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?
Church in the morning
Big dinner
What do you do for lunch?

(Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 05:13 PM (DoBxX)-

——-

We do Easter on Saturday so we have a day to chill before heading back to work. Most of our family and friends are not religious, but those that are Christian go to church on Easter Sunday. Those that are Jewish work on the weather machine on Sunday.

Ditto for the holidays that fall on Monday (Memorial Day, Labor Day, etc). We celebrate them on Sunday and then chill Monday.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 05, 2026 05:20 PM (jB7fc)

103 Home again
For as much ham as I eat, think a whole pig would be too much
Posted by: Skip


Maybe if you got one of those little roasters and did it Filipino lechon baboy style with skin so crispy... Mmmm.

Bing up some pics. You are welcome.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 05:21 PM (/lPRQ)

104 I certainly eat ham in lots of ways

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

105 >>>There is one thing that is non-negotiable...good ground beef. I am lucky to have a market in the area that grinds its own beef fresh every day, and they use their own trimmings, so it isn't just the cheapest stuff they can buy.

The commodity stuff is useful for many things, but I think fresh-ground from good raw materials is a game changer.

>My brother runs a butcher shop. The best suet is prime rib, fresh daily. This is sweet, beef tartare quality. Good things come to those who work after hours.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:23 PM (Fbc0I)

106 Afyrr off ann rainall day the dun has finally shown itself

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)

107 After off and on rain all day, the sun has shown itself

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

108 Ham and cheese, please

Posted by: fred durst at April 05, 2026 05:29 PM (jrgJz)

109 I made soup today to use up leftovers, but I did buy an Easter ham to cook tomorrow or whenever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 05:29 PM (xcxpd)

110 I want to read Berserker's Ham rant from last year again....

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🐰

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 05:30 PM (SRRAx)

111 and I'm a big fan of one-pot meals. I avoid recipes where I have 10 dishes to clean up afterwards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (xcxpd)

112 What do you do for lunch?

(Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)
Posted by: vmom
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Early mass, light breakfast/brunch, 5:30 supper.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (bQ4nt)

113 95 I'm burned out for a while on ham and pork since I won a drawing for a whole pig.

Good stuff, - the lamb sounds appetizing, but they're tiny and are too small to feed a holiday horde of meat eating savages.

I like lamb, but I need to work on it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (Fbc0I)

I want to win a drawing for a whole pig!

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (tOcjL)

114 I like ham and cheese omelet, grilled ham and cheese sammy

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

115 Our Easter supper was fillet mignons, baked potatoes and sweet Italian sausages.

Traditional.

Not so much.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 05:33 PM (AkEZC)

116 97 I am reading the thread and it sounds like Easter dinner is the big meal?
Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?
Church in the morning
Big dinner
What do you do for lunch?

(Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 05:13 PM (DoBxX)

Easter Vigil last night.
Easter morning with fresh cinnamon rolls and coffee.
The lunch tray above.
The dinner above.
Then the single dessert when folks want it (that's for when people want to raid their baskets or the fridge)...

Lunch tray was more work, but nothing was a big heavy affair b/c it's spring, so big and heavy in the heat doesn't really fly...I like a lot of fruit (by the end of today, I'll have served blackberries, clementines, and jam grapes for lunch, strawberries and pineapple for dinner, and raspberries and lemon for dessert - THAT'S Easter dining to me!)

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:35 PM (tOcjL)

117 There is a misspelling for whatever word you meant to type other than "steak".

Now, for the rare Sunday that steak is being saved for later in the week, sausage and pepper sammiches are perfectly acceptable. You can even grill them, so you still get to scratch that open-flame itch that properly cooking a good steak provides...
Posted by: Joe Kidd



Ribeyes three or four days a week are getting old. Burgers on Sunday. Chicken fajitas on Saturday.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 05:36 PM (U7QMZ)

118 No grill parts arrived on my front door yet, but then have had Amazon show up 9pm

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

119 Very light breakfast( coffee and cookie) no lunch, just finished dinner. May treat myself to a tiny chocolate Easter bunny for dessert because it's caramel filled and I love caramel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:37 PM (7RYym)

120 111 and I'm a big fan of one-pot meals. I avoid recipes where I have 10 dishes to clean up afterwards.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (xcxpd)

But pasta is 2 pots...and the pasta one just needs rinsing b/c it's just salted and glutened boiled water...you dump the pasta in the sauce AFTER it's done...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:38 PM (tOcjL)

121 Pork Butt Burnt Ends
Prep Time 20 minutes mins
Cook Time 4 hours hrs
Total Time 4 hours hrs 20 minutes
Ingredients
* 10 pound bone-in pork butt
* 1 cup Sweet and Smoky Rub
* 2 cups BBQ sauce
* 3 Tablespoons honey
* 3 Tablespoons brown sugar
* 5 Tablespoons butter cubed
Instructions
* Preheat your electric smoker to 250 degrees Fahrenheit according to manufacturers directions.
Cut pork butt into 1-inch cubes. Put a cup of the pieces into a mixing bowl. Sprinkle rub over the top and coat each side of the pieces with. Put on non-stick disposable aluminum grill liner. You can also set them on your grill grates. Repeat until all pieces have the rub on them.
* Smoke for 2 1/2 to 3 hours or until they have a nice bark on them. Remove from smoker and place in two 13" x 9" aluminum pans.
* Mix together BBQ sauce, honey and brown sugar in mixing bowl. Divide between two pans. Toss to coat pork pieces. Top with cubes of butter in each pan. Cover pans with tinfoil. Place back on smoker for 1 1/2 hours, stirring every half hour, or until internal temperature reaches 190 degrees Fahrenheit. Remove from smoker and serve immediately.

I cheat and do it in the oven.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 05:38 PM (U7QMZ)

122 My brother cooked some 'dirty spaghetti' for him and his wife a few weeks ago for the first time. He probably saw it on TikTok where he gets a bunch of quick meal recipes.

They both said it was great.

Looks good to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 05, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

123 Ground lamb -> Indian spiced keema

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 05:40 PM (/HDaX)

124 Just the two of us this year so we're keeping it simple. Got the lamb chops marinating (garlic, rosemary, lemon juice, EVOO, salt, pepper, red pepper flakes) until ready for the grill, roasted sweet potatoes and sauteed green beans.

Ham is for sandwiches in our house.

Posted by: jix at April 05, 2026 05:41 PM (y687V)

125 We had a little dinner party last night and L&T and I are cooked out I think. Celebrated Easter a little early.

Pork Fried Rice today. Very traditional Easter Fare

Wish I could lay on the couch today and watch baseball but duty calls. Trying to wrap up all the year end stuff.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 05, 2026 05:42 PM (XB9yx)

126 I used the brisket au jus for gravy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:42 PM (RIvkX)

127 Just so you don't think I'm starving them 😉, husband didn't want lunch ( he was busy reading the paper) and son had some big sandwich from the local pastry/sandwich shop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:42 PM (ZeH0U)

128 Salad ain't got nuttin' on this mutton!

https://youtu.be/b-HisCMWaso

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 05, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1)

129 I love lamb. I buy a 4H lamb every year at auction at the local county fair. Runs about $8 a pound fully dressed. My first purchase came with a Polaroid of the young girl and her lamb "Fluffy". I cherish it to this day. However, this Easter, for the first time ever, my household opted for Prime Rib. It was on sale locally for $7.99 a pound and I bought a 6+ pounder for the three of us. I used the "closed over door" method. You place the seasoned rib into the oven and cook it for #pounds x 5 minutes and do not open the oven door. In my case, about 33 minutes and then you shut the oven off. Over the next couple of hours it achieves a perfect 134 degree medium rare. And, it was incredibly tender.

Posted by: sherlockzz at April 05, 2026 05:43 PM (fAOGR)

130 Lamb upsets my GI so I am happy not to go Aunt Twyla's for our annual Easter ritual where I choke some down and smile.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

131 Good luck to Fen son on his interview tomorrow

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)

132
In our familia, everybody likes lamb the first day, because between the brilliant roasting job I do and the awesome mint sauce, it's just great.

Buuuuut, if there's leftovers...no one but me will eat them. Because lamb is gamy the second day around. It's a stealth lousy food.

Ham is ham. It's good but there's nothing special about it. If I had some relatives over that I didn't particularly like...they'd get ham cuz it's cheap.

But, I don't have any of those, so everyone gets lamb.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2026 05:46 PM (iJfKG)

133 I have never eaten lamb. I do love a good ham sandwich! Not big on ham steak, though.

Bought some bake-it-at-home meatloaf from a local place called Feastivities, along with some mashed potatoes and parmesan pull apart rolls for dinner this evening.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 05:46 PM (SRRAx)

134 Brunch today was bacon wrapped scallops, stuffed mushrooms and sliced mango with a honey/lime drizzle.

I hope there are legs of lamb on sale tomorrow. I'm craving some lamb curry

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 05:47 PM (+nEug)

135 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)

How very kind of you to recall. It's actually been switched to Wednesday. How's your young man doing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:47 PM (7RYym)

136 I figure after a quick breakfast, coffee and mass, the rest of the day is the Easter egg hunt and chasing toddlers hopped up on candy. Then a traditional family afternoon dinner and more candy. Then leftovers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:48 PM (Fbc0I)

137 Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?


It varies.
This year it's just Mrs d and me.
French toast in the morning. (Wonderful Canadian maple syrup)
Church.
Small ham sammich's for lunch.
Right now I'm sitting on the patio with some Buffalo Trace and doing homework for a cigar review.
Later it's sirloins with potato florets and asparagus. Applebees tart ala mode.
Wine.
And a prayer of thanksgiving for such blessings.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 05:49 PM (2WIwB)

138 The only lamb I've found I like is the stuff peeled off of a spit and stuffed inside a gyro.

I could eat those once a week from the right deli.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 05, 2026 05:49 PM (6ydKt)

139 Still have to attempt a grilled leg of lamb. Dad's example one distant Easter in a galaxy far, far, away still haunts me. Mom prepped it with whole garlic cloves and sprigs of fresh rosemary placed throughout. We put it on the gas grill that might have been running at 325. Closed the lid and kept an eye on it.

About 40-50 minutes later, the appearance of black smoke indicated an intervention was warranted. Unfortunately, the very act of lifting the lid instigated a facial hair-ending event, shattering the window in the grill lid in the process. Fortunately, most of the glass was blown outward, and over our heads.

After disconnecting and pulling the propane tank (in hindsight, probably not necessary) we charged in with oven mitts and snatched the lamb from the flames. A 20 minute rest, then we cut into the meat, and it was perfectly done, with an amazing bark on the outside. At some point during dinner, two legs of the grill collapsed. Maybe it was a good thing we removed the propane tank after all.

Anyway, I've never had a better grilled lamb since. Losing a gas grill in the process seems like a fair trade, and an essential step...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 05:50 PM (nbLIj)

First World Problems...

RabbitFail4_26.jpg

Yes, that is a Rabbit corkscrew that failed catastrophically last night. Both handles broke at once, which impressed me in a sad and depressing way.

It's a good American design, and the first versions were excellent. But (and you know what is coming) they began to save money by making them with cheaper and cheaper materials, and the end result is a good product ruined by Chinese manufacturing and bean counters in the C-suite.

I have an old one, and it is the identical design, but with better materials. It worked smoothly and with less effort compared to the plastic-and-pot-metal new one. It failed after many years, and to the company's credit they replaced it, but with an inferior one. I actually repaired it using a roll pin from an AR, and it works fine! Too bad they didn't repair it for me...that would have been truly impressive.

This speaks to our throw-away culture, and the idea that we no longer expect things to last. But it also creates a feedback loop...cheaper materials can't be repaired, so replacement becomes the norm, so repair becomes anachronistic., which drives even cheaper materials and manufacturing.

Yes, part of this is "Get Off My Lawn," because there are many industries that are building absolutely fantastic products. Criticize American car manufacturing all you want for lack of style and soul, but the cars are great. And the gun industry might be building boring-looking stuff, but they run forever!

But part of it is a serious reflection on how our society has changed. Throw-away cultures lose sight of what built them, and perhaps can no longer recover as well and as quickly from major dislocations, because of the expectation that everything is instantly replaceable.

Posted by: CBD at 02:45 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:50 PM (U7QMZ)

2 Hasn't been a good American made product since Craftsman corded drills and circular saws were all aluminum.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:52 PM (U7QMZ)

3 My first world problem is the Easter Bunny no longer delivers my Easter basket to my house.
He does, however, include me in the delivery to the grandkids house. So I drove up there and got to hang with the one his way to 1yo and her nearing 5yo grandkids for a bit.
Three hours and left totally exhausted, but with a nice Easter brunch in my belly. And a baggie full of basket contents, although the peeps need to stale up some.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (sl73Y)

4 Had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (U7QMZ)

5 Different mindset but also business deciding that nothing should be made to last and they can sell ever cheaper replacements- which make more profit. Perverse incentive.

Windows/Microsoft is the perfect example of whee this takes you. Endless iterations on the same theme- but not keeping what works. So it just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 02:55 PM (bss/y)

6 But part of it is a serious reflection on how our society has changed. Throw-away cultures lose sight of what built them, and perhaps can no longer recover as well and as quickly from major dislocations, because of the expectation that everything is instantly replaceable.
====

Remember when you paid once for software? Or for music?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:56 PM (RIvkX)

7 CBD,

Glad to see you haven't been skipping "wrist curls" day!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 05, 2026 02:57 PM (HlyYF)

8 Shattering corkscrews is a quiet cry for help! One doesn't have to live like this.

Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at April 05, 2026 02:57 PM (oftw2)

9 Selling one wine opener is revenue.

Selling a crappy one is a revenue stream.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:58 PM (RIvkX)

10 The plain old cork screw & bottle opener have been working just fine for 3yrs.

Posted by: Bob at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (8fcNE)

11 I have a wine key I used when I was waiting tables in college.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (A5RD0)

12 Posted by: From about That Time at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (sl73Y)

Glad you got to enjoy the time with your grandkids and had a nice brunch!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ZeH0U)

13 4 Had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (U7QMZ)

Scale of 1 to 10 how simple was the original vs the new one?

That is another aspect to this: they keep wanting to add features to make things easier- but features break. The more you have, the more likely something is to break (especially with electronic controls in a washing machine. High humidity and vibration.)

The keyboard I am typing this on was made in 1991. Heavy duty. The design is inherently robust. It may lack a windows key- but who gives a fuck? It has everything else AND better because it is made for human sized hands. Number pad. Essential keys (ht pixy.) You can tell when you hit a key.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (bss/y)

14 The Chinese Easter Basket green "grass/straw" was found to include new Covid strains this year. Though it could be a Mossad plot.

Posted by: For All I at April 05, 2026 03:01 PM (oftw2)

15 A long dry-wall screw will work in a pinch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (XV/Pl)

16 I don't understand.

If it's made in China, it's a 3rd world problem.

Burn them down.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (1o8D5)

17 You know, there are wines that come in boxes.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (guGkK)

18 I have a Professional Screw Pull that works the same way, had it since 1997 ( was a gift), it hasn't failed

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (m00IZ)

19 I thought a rabbit corkscrew was something completely different.

Posted by: Use your imagination at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (vFG9F)

20 14 The Chinese Easter Basket green "grass/straw" was found to include new Covid strains this year. Though it could be a Mossad plot.
Posted by: For All I at April 05, 2026 03:01 PM (oftw2)

The Jewish-Chinese-Communist Triangle! Find out in our secret report!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (bss/y)

21 Expensive looking speculum.
Odd thing for first world problems, well, it wouldn't be a third world problem, would it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:03 PM (nXhai)

22
Selling one wine opener is revenue.
Selling a crappy one is a revenue stream.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

$3 corkscrew at the liquor store impulse cash register checkout. Lose it, no biggie, it's a POS anyway. I've tried high end wine openers that friends owned, nope. Not for me.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 05, 2026 03:03 PM (QVmho)

23 16 I don't understand.

If it's made in China, it's a 3rd world problem.

Burn them down.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
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They should be on the deportation list along with the Islamists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:04 PM (nXhai)

24 Christmas opened a bottle of port from 1998, it didn't work because the cork was so old. Had to filter out cork bits, but do say wine was exceptional. Have a few other that old so will try something else.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (m00IZ)

25 I had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
Posted by: rickb223


I have a Bosch dishwasher that's close to its 14th birthday. It's become unreliable, messing up the wash cycles, but at this age it probably isn't worth repairing. I'll probably replace it with a new Bosch model, but I welcome recommendations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (guGkK)

26 24 Christmas opened a bottle of port from 1998, it didn't work because the cork was so old. Had to filter out cork bits, but do say wine was exceptional. Have a few other that old so will try something else.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (m00IZ)

Pour through a small strainer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 03:06 PM (bss/y)

27 Remember when you paid once for software? Or for music?

Yesterday? I have quite a bit of software I pay for; all of it is pay once, unless I choose to buy an upgrade. But that’s the way it’s always been; in fact, more of the software makers I buy from provide upgrades for free now than did so at the dawn of personal computing, probably because upgrades no longer require physical mailings.

Music purchases are doing even better. While I can see the appeal of buying access to a library (and thus renting) over buying albums or tracks, Apple maneuvered the death of forced renting two decades ago (not out of any good will, but because it looked like forced renting was going to cut the Macintosh out of the loop); online music purchases don’t even use restrictive formats anymore. They’re either unrestricted mp3 or unrestricted AAC.

And judging from my wanderings around B&N after my writing group, unrestricted vinyl LPs are booming.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:06 PM (EXyHK)

28 Scale of 1 to 10 how simple was the original vs the new one?

That is another aspect to this: they keep wanting to add features to make things easier- but features break. The more you have, the more likely something is to break (especially with electronic controls in a washing machine. High humidity and vibration.)

The keyboard I am typing this on was made in 1991. Heavy duty. The design is inherently robust. It may lack a windows key- but who gives a fuck? It has everything else AND better because it is made for human sized hands. Number pad. Essential keys (ht pixy.) You can tell when you hit a key.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


3 then. 3 now. The panel has cute light vs dials. Same amount of movement to start.
Pick cycle. Hot or cold. Water level. Start.
One was dials. Newest one has cute little light up buttons. Panel didn't go out. Sensor under the top did.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:06 PM (U7QMZ)

29 $3 corkscrew at the liquor store impulse cash register checkout. Lose it, no biggie, it's a POS anyway. I've tried high end wine openers that friends owned, nope. Not for me.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Every, (not many) household kitchen item, including corkscrew, purchased at Kroger's (I don't like them anyway) grocery has been well made, functioned as intended, and long lasting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:08 PM (nXhai)

30
At first glance I thought that was a photo of a handgun at the start of a restoration project. A really old handgun, with ammunition that resembles a cork.

Accompanying the low manufacturing quality of many products that used to be bullet-proof, is the growth of high-end overpriced versions that don't break so easily, that are purchased to distinguish the buyer from ordinary peasants.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 03:08 PM (azNOR)

31 Selling one wine opener is revenue.
Selling a crappy one is a revenue stream.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

$3 corkscrew at the liquor store impulse cash register checkout. Lose it, no biggie, it's a POS anyway. I've tried high end wine openers that friends owned, nope. Not for me.
Posted by: BifBewalski


100cc syringe. Either long 18 ga needle or one of those basting needles. Push thru cork, push air in, pop cork out.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:09 PM (U7QMZ)

32 25 I had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
Posted by: rickb223
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You don't want sensors you want knobs that go click, click, click.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:10 PM (nXhai)

33 It took me years to find a decent corkscrew

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 03:11 PM (qFwJc)

34 Working on an old (well old to some here but not me) truck. Some of the replacement parts come from you-know-where but will probably be ok for a non-daily drive. 91 F150 4X4 SB, 302/5spd.

Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 03:11 PM (LHPAg)

35 I had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years.

Posted by: rickb223
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I have a Bosch dishwasher that's close to its 14th birthday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (guGkK)
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Our Maytag washer is in its 43rd year. The original gas dryer lasted around 25 years.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 03:11 PM (1o8D5)

36 100cc syringe. Either long 18 ga needle or one of those basting needles. Push thru cork, push air in, pop cork out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:09 PM (U7QMZ)
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But then how will I mainline black tar heroin?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

37 You don't want sensors you want knobs that go click, click, click.

Posted by: Braenyard



Yeah. I need to start shopping at the business level washateria sellers. Those seem to last.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:13 PM (U7QMZ)

38 The keyboard I am typing this on was made in 1991. Heavy duty. The design is inherently robust.

I recently picked up a (much more modern) click-key keyboard at an after-Christmas sale. It does feel nice. That said, it replaced an Apple keyboard (thin, with white keys) that I’d bought no later than 2009 that was still doing fine, even battery-wise. This had been at least its third computer.

Under my home server next to me, for emergency use, I have an old gray Apple USB keyboard (big, with black keys) purchased probably in 2000, and salvaged from a university computer lab. I don’t use it any more because I prefer not to have to switch keyboards, but it continues to work.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:13 PM (EXyHK)

39 You don't get this problem with boxed wine.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 03:16 PM (Sco7b)

40 Enshittification and all of its delightful facets.

Must... resist... urge... to drink.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (/HDaX)

41 91 F150 4X4 SB, 302/5spd.
Posted by: Eromero
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You and JQ and your old Fords.
grrrrrrr

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (nXhai)

42 Working on an old (well old to some here but not me) truck. Some of the replacement parts come from you-know-where but will probably be ok for a non-daily drive. 91 F150 4X4 SB, 302/5spd.
Posted by: Eromero
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Just received replacement hood supports (gas filled struts) for the '98 Buick. Yup, Chinesium.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XeU6L)

43 "planned obsolescence"

*spit*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (9vFyc)

44 You don't get this problem with boxed wine.

Stab the topp with a kniting needle, stik in a straw.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein at April 05, 2026 03:18 PM (EXyHK)

45 Decided to do laundry today. Loaded detergent and clothes. Washer isn't working.

Unhappy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 03:20 PM (CHHv1)

46 I prefer simpler engineering but also a device with leverage. I have a pocket and a drawer Screwpull that take little effort and much less risk of catastrophic failure, though I have a collection of artful antiques that still work well as backup.

Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (TRnzq)

47 I have a very basic metal corkscrew and it has an end that doubles as a bottle cap opener.

The corkscrew you have here looks cool but the quality is suspect.

Keep it simple.

: )

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (hJH5n)

48 We have that same rabbit corkscrew. It's at least 20 years old and has never failed me. It's an excellent design and it's sad, but not surprising, that the new ones are cheaply made and don't hold up.

I hate throwaway culture. I'll pay good money for well designed and well built items but expect them to last. Our Kitchen Aid mixers are from decades ago and work perfectly. Reviews of the new ones I've read complain about how they don't compare to the older ones. They look the same but the innards are made from cheaper materials. I think of the Frigidaire refrigerator my grandparents used for over 30 years. Can't imagine a new kitchen appliance that holds up that well. One of our Nesco roasters is from the 1940s or 50s. I replaced the original cord which was cloth wound. Still works perfectly. You all get the idea.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (yTvNw)

49 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.

Posted by: Indy Bill at April 05, 2026 03:22 PM (X6hcS)

50 It lay crooked, its brass belly split like old memory, the spiral fang bent uselessly - once a gentleman’s instrument now mute.
Hands that had coaxed night’s ruby surrender found only cold metal and the echo of corks, and the room held its breath, listening to the slow, inevitable unmaking.

Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at April 05, 2026 03:23 PM (2Ez/1)

51 My Kingdom for a Swiss Army Knife

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:23 PM (TLp3A)

52 My first-world problem: Grilling burgers.

Mind you, I can do it, the burgers come out great.

Here's my issue: When that one sticks to the grill or falls apart. It just ruins the whole mood.
No burger left behind; casualties dampen the whole meal.

But, to get mid to mid-rare burgers requires casualties, I fear ...

(No, I'm not burning them to a hockey puck/well-done; I'm not buying cheap hamburger from a dodgy street vendor; I don't fear the reaper.)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:23 PM (HXT0k)

53 4 Had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (U7QMZ)

This just makes me wonder about the wisdom of "just because you can doesn't mean you should". The new models are festooned with all sorts of sensors and computer components where if just one little thing goes wrong with them...doom.

Forty years ago my parents bought a Maytag washer and dryer. In 2001 they were still operational before being bequeathed to one of my sisters. They are probably still functional somewhere.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:24 PM (hJH5n)

54 Still not sure a trip to hardware store for a stainless bolt and nut won't fix this.

Might be at my house when get home today, or tomorrow at lest new grill parts to fix my grill.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:25 PM (m00IZ)

55 >When that one sticks to the grill or falls apart. It just ruins the whole mood.
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Sittin' right here, boss.

Posted by: High Fat Bubba Burgers at April 05, 2026 03:25 PM (2Ez/1)

56 49 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.
Posted by: Indy Bill


Or, if you’re a Native American, who cherishes the land and worships Mother Earth, then you throw your crap in the front yard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (A5RD0)

57 "cheaper materials can't be repaired, so replacement becomes the norm, so repair becomes anachronistic., which drives even cheaper materials and manufacturing."

All of which goes into landfills. If things were made more durable and reparable, there'd be less stuff tossed away. Easier on Gaia in the long run.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (MV++E)

58 (No, I'm not burning them to a hockey puck/well-done; I'm not buying cheap hamburger from a dodgy street vendor; I don't fear the reaper.)

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (/HDaX)

59 But (and you know what is coming) they began to save money by making them with cheaper and cheaper materials, and the end result is a good product ruined by Chinese manufacturing and bean counters in the C-suite.
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No one under 40 remembers a time when everything wasn't cheap Chinesium crap that never lasted long.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:27 PM (HXT0k)

60 All of which goes into landfills. If things were made more durable and reparable, there'd be less stuff tossed away. Easier on Gaia in the long run.

There was a time when people who talked about Gaia recognized this. A significant part of the culture was about making quality things that would last forever rather than buying.

Even hippies were better made in the day…

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:28 PM (EXyHK)

61 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.
Posted by: Indy Bill


Let's not worry about market share. Let's just rape our small share as quick as possible.

Which means you no longer get families who are brand loyal. You no longer

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:30 PM (U7QMZ)

62 Even hippies were better made in the day…
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Had the same bong since Altamont (1970). Changed the water twice.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at April 05, 2026 03:31 PM (oftw2)

63 PRESERVED CHILDREN

Take 1 large field, half a dozen children, 2 or 3 small dogs, a pinch of brook and some pebbles. Mix the children and dogs well together; put them on the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles; sprinkle the field with flowers; spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun. When brown, set away to cool in the bath tub.

(Found most recently in the 1952 Burns’ Treasure of Personal Recipes from V.F.W. Auxiliary No. 1328.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:32 PM (EXyHK)

64 Had the same bong since Altamont (1970). Changed the water twice.

SH. They just don’t make bongs like they used to.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:32 PM (EXyHK)

65 36 100cc syringe. Either long 18 ga needle or one of those basting needles. Push thru cork, push air in, pop cork out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:09 PM (U7QMZ)
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But then how will I mainline black tar heroin?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

You smoke black tar, you shoot China white. Didn't you watch Miami Vice? Sheesh.

Posted by: Amateurs! at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)

66 Even hippies were better made in the day…
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:28 PM
For sure, a lot smarter, cleaner, better teeth. fewer nose rings and blue hair,

Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (LHPAg)

67 Nothing pleases me more than Trump slowly strangling the Chinesium Manufacturing economy via tariffs and cutting off their supply of cheap Iranian and Venezuelan oil.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (HXT0k)

68 >>>When that one sticks to the grill or falls apart. It just ruins the whole mood.
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Half an Onion, doused in oil. Scrub the pre-heated grill with it prior to putting on your burgers.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (TLp3A)

69 But (and you know what is coming) they began to save money by making them with cheaper and cheaper materials, and the end result is a good product ruined by Chinese manufacturing and bean counters in the C-suite

Watching the mechanical engineers lose their minds by the things mgmt suggested in cost reduction meetings was always entertaining.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 05, 2026 03:34 PM (H5Io+)

70 >>Had the same bong since Altamont (1970). Changed the water twice.


I really wish they still made 2 foot Graffix Bongs.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:34 PM (TLp3A)

71 Or, if you’re a Native American, who cherishes the land and worships Mother Earth, then you throw your crap in the front yard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (A5RD0)


My great uncle Kenneth used to park crap like that in the front yard.

Come to think of it, he was part Ojibwe, so I guess your point stands.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 03:34 PM (/HDaX)

72 Half an Onion, doused in oil. Scrub the pre-heated grill with it prior to putting on your burgers.

What about putting the burger on a slice of onion? By the time the onion disintegrates, the burger should hold together on its own.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:35 PM (EXyHK)

73
56 49 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.
Posted by: Indy Bill


Or, if you’re a Native American, who cherishes the land and worships Mother Earth, then you throw your crap in the front yard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM

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Sometimes they contract to turn part of their land into a landfill.

Or put in desert resorts that water the golf course with ground water, and the water table drops fifty feet in a couple of years, and nobody can stop them because their reservation is sovereign territory.

I've come to believe that the pre-Columbus environmental destruction wrought by Indians was limited by their ability to inflict it, not by any communing with The Great Spirit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 03:35 PM (azNOR)

74 For sure, a lot smarter, cleaner, better teeth. fewer nose rings and blue hair,

Oh, for the days of patchouli and cloves.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:38 PM (EXyHK)

75 I live in upscale environs. You have to put the old appliances on the back porch. The melding of Harvest Gold, Avocado, and Coppertone is lovely in the evening sunset.

Posted by: Trendy Tim at April 05, 2026 03:39 PM (oftw2)

76 Eliminated a FWP today.
I bought a bottle of Starbrite Black Streak remover for the RV. Takes the streaks right off. The seasonal battle has been won.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 05, 2026 03:39 PM (abIsI)

77 Or put in desert resorts that water the golf course with ground water, and the water table drops fifty feet in a couple of years, and nobody can stop them because their reservation is sovereign territory.

I've come to believe that the pre-Columbus environmental destruction wrought by Indians was limited by their ability to inflict it, not by any communing with The Great Spirit.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 03:35 PM (azNOR)

The myth of them being some sort of apex conservationists is rank nonsense. See, e.g., buffalo jumps. And the general habits of plains Indians who would park in one spot, use up all available resources, move to another spot, use up all available resources, rinse and repeat. They were like Pikeys but without caravans.

Posted by: Also the rape, pillaging and slavery but who's counting at April 05, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

78 Half an Onion, doused in oil. Scrub the pre-heated grill with it prior to putting on your burgers.



Crap. I have an Ikea onion. (Dehydrated onion bits)

It's gonna be awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:40 PM (U7QMZ)

79 I've come to believe that the pre-Columbus environmental destruction wrought by Indians was limited by their ability to inflict it, not by any communing with The Great Spirit.

Reading about the history of North American Indians at least, pre-contact life appears to be the literal definition of nasty, brutish, and short. The only tribes that partially escaped this appear to be the ones who lived where no other tribes were nearby.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:41 PM (EXyHK)

80 74 For sure, a lot smarter, cleaner, better teeth. fewer nose rings and blue hair,

Oh, for the days of patchouli and cloves.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:38 PM (EXyHK)

And for chicks under 250 pounds.

Posted by: Oh the halcyon days of yore at April 05, 2026 03:41 PM (TbWk/)

81 My FWP.
Those damned personal shoppers at the grocery store! Huge carts blocking the aisle, and bitchy if you move the cart because it's blocking what you need to get.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 03:42 PM (2WIwB)

82 ~There was a time when people who talked about Gaia recognized this. A significant part of the culture was about making quality things that would last forever rather than buying.

Additionally, our dad's knew how to fix things. But, yeah. Start with a robust, quality item.
Remember when kids collected soda bottles to turn in for a nickel or so? Natural born recyclers...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 03:42 PM (qox2u)

83 My little protests about the throwaway culture. My favorite desktop manual typewriter is from 1939 and still works perfectly. Cast iron cookware, American made, whenever possible. We just gave our niece a cast iron skillet. She will be the third generation of the family to use it. Ball point pens and mechanical pencils that take refillable ink or leads. Many of my writing tools are over thirty years old. Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric. Decades ago I got a backup for it. Haven't had to use the backup yet.

Like I said, little protests.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (yTvNw)

84 GUMDROP CAKE

1 c. butter
1 c. sugar
2 lbs. gumdrops, cut into pieces (do not use black ones)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (EXyHK)

85 Did Bers pop in to say "Yang Poon" and throw it in the trash?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 03:44 PM (/lPRQ)

86 And for chicks under 250 pounds.
Posted by: Oh the halcyon days of yore

Trim hippie chicks in tube tops, halters, peasant blouses......

Posted by: ...Not A Bra To Be Seen at April 05, 2026 03:44 PM (oftw2)

87 Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric.

I have never understood the appeal of electric can openers except for very specific medical needs (if you can’t twist your wrist, one might make sense). They’re less portable, more difficult to use, and require more time to use.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:45 PM (EXyHK)

88 84 GUMDROP CAKE

1 c. butter
1 c. sugar
2 lbs. gumdrops, cut into pieces (do not use black ones)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (EXyHK)

This does not seem like it's gonna be an FWP...well, unless it's that you didn't get any gumdrops...so you have a forlorn recipe...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)

89 87 Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric.

I have never understood the appeal of electric can openers except for very specific medical needs (if you can’t twist your wrist, one might make sense). They’re less portable, more difficult to use, and require more time to use.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:45 PM (EXyHK)

See, I find the opposite, except for portability...I have a VERY simple electric one...and handheld ones never seem simple...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 03:47 PM (tOcjL)

90 This does not seem like it's gonna be an FWP...well, unless it's that you didn't get any gumdrops...so you have a forlorn recipe...

Just thought people might enjoy the admonition not to use the licorice gumdrops. These old books tended to be sparse on instructions; Mrs. John Womack presumably had strong feelings about black gumdrops… as do many Morons.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (EXyHK)

91 I have a French brand knockoff of the Rabbit corkscrew design. The important parts are metal, but the frame and grips are a heavy, hard plastic (and yes it's fabrique en Chine). Hasn't failed on me yet in 15 years or so.

Posted by: Josie Wales at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (cWLG3)

92 The corkscrews that give a guy some leverage are nice, but Real Men of Valor are supposed to use the simple corkscrews that just screw in, and the Real Man just puts it up to his chest and pulls the cork straight out, no extra leverage needed.

I couldn't pull one straight out like that 30 years ago, and have not tried since.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (vbXSk)

93 He killed the Wabbit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 03:49 PM (Cqx++)

94 >>See, I find the opposite, except for portability...I have a VERY simple electric one...and handheld ones never seem simple...


Nothing easier than the can opener on a Swiss Army Knife.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:50 PM (TLp3A)

95 See, I find the opposite, except for portability...I have a VERY simple electric one...and handheld ones never seem simple...

Makes sense that others would find them more useful than I do, since the market does exist. This is why neither I (nor anyone else) should be in charge of what gets made and what doesn’t.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:50 PM (EXyHK)

96 92 The corkscrews that give a guy some leverage are nice, but Real Men of Valor are supposed to use the simple corkscrews that just screw in, and the Real Man just puts it up to his chest and pulls the cork straight out, no extra leverage needed.

I couldn't pull one straight out like that 30 years ago, and have not tried since.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (vbXSk)
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Real Men of Sophistication use a decent waiter's corkscrew, like a Lisse.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 03:53 PM (cWLG3)

97 Reading about the history of North American Indians at least, pre-contact life appears to be the literal definition of nasty, brutish, and short. The only tribes that partially escaped this appear to be the ones who lived where no other tribes were nearby.
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There is a reason why American archeologists pretend we have no idea what Pre-Colombian life was like; "no records" they lie.
They know.
They don't want everyone else to know.

Do you know how nasty and brutish an existence has to be where it literally never produces civilization beyond crude artwork and weapons in 10,000 years?
It was just a constant churn of destruction of any advancement and any who advanced.

BTW, I just learned that the much boo-hoo'ed "trail of tears" never actually happened.
At least, none of the horrors the left recites.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:53 PM (HXT0k)

98 96 In the comic strip "Shoe" the wine steward has a pair of pliers on a chain around his neck.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 03:56 PM (gm9Sb)

99 My folks got a toaster as a wedding gift. They still had it when I came home from the Army at 26.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 03:56 PM (0aYVJ)

100 83 My little protests about the throwaway culture. My favorite desktop manual typewriter is from 1939 and still works perfectly. Cast iron cookware, American made, whenever possible. We just gave our niece a cast iron skillet. She will be the third generation of the family to use it. Ball point pens and mechanical pencils that take refillable ink or leads. Many of my writing tools are over thirty years old. Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric. Decades ago I got a backup for it. Haven't had to use the backup yet.

Like I said, little protests.
Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (yTvNw)

Just for the manual typewriter you must have strong hands. I learned to type on one.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (hJH5n)

101 No cork screw today as I am going with Prosecco and OJ.
Mimosas anyone???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (2WIwB)

102 Hail and praise Schlürpo

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (hJH5n)

103 Real Men of Valor are supposed to use the simple corkscrews that just screw in

Real Men of Compromise use wing corkscrews. Which are another example of today’s FWP topic. Great ideas, once made wonderfully, that are now made in China and break when faced with a difficult task.

I replaced my last (broken) one with a model made in Italy long ago. So far it’s been more durable, though I haven’t put it to the test of loaning it to the neighbors yet. I don’t know where they got the wine that broke my last cheap corkscrew, but it really was tightly corked.

No one was able to get it out with any of the corkscrews so far mentioned; my cheap red wing corkscrew did the job, but not before giving its life to the task.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (EXyHK)

104 do not use black ones)


That's racist

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (Kt19C)

105 This waiter's corkscrew has nice burlwood handle, https://tinyurl.com/3ff5hm64
#commissionearned as Helen Smith would say.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (cWLG3)

106 84 GUMDROP CAKE

1 c. butter
1 c. sugar
2 lbs. gumdrops, cut into pieces (do not use black ones)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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I just passed out.
Help, I'm on the floor and can't get up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (nXhai)

107 i found the puller on the swiss knife to be excellent. wind it down flush with the bottle lip, then pull on the longer (farther from the pivot end) to get things started. once it's budged then bob's yer uncle.
france made a nifty one that use at home called the zig zag. kind of a scissors action with multiple pivot points (ten) that simple machine multiply your leverage making it slightly easier. found used on fleabay i've not spent more than thirty lichen.

Posted by: cmeat at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (R11M+)

108 I almost never drink wine, so this has never been a problem for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (0aYVJ)

109 That photo.... just criminal. Nothing even remotely related to booze should EVER fail.

Ever.

Weeps silently.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (AkEZC)

110 When it comes to avoiding throwaway culture, it helps to not give a damn about 'keeping up appearances' or being 'fashionable'. I hear people talk about new fashion (clothes, appliances, electronics, furniture, cars) like it is important. By its nature, fashion is temporary, ephemeral and, basically, unimportant. Buying something, especially if expensive, just to be fashionable is wasteful and stupid. Have some backbone and self respect and buy what you want for your needs.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (yTvNw)

111 Who uses a carafe for serving wine at home? To me that's next-level snootiness.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (cWLG3)

112 Get cleaned up and upstairs
FOOD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (m00IZ)

113 87 I have never understood the appeal of electric can openers except for very specific medical needs (if you can’t twist your wrist, one might make sense). They’re less portable, more difficult to use, and require more time to use.

I have arthritis in my hands. But dammit, I still use a mechanical opener. Simple and easy. Just get a good one...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (qox2u)

114 BTW, I just learned that the much boo-hoo'ed "trail of tears" never actually happened.
At least, none of the horrors the left recites.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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They were allowed to take their slaves with them.
More slaves died on the trip than the Cherokee.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (nXhai)

115 That photo.... just criminal. Nothing even remotely related to booze should EVER fail.

Ever.

Weeps silently.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (AkEZC)

***

Booze?
That's not booze.
That's wine.

*sips scotch with pinky firmly around glass*

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 04:02 PM (2WIwB)

116 You know where there's no need for a corkscrew?


On a bottle of single malt scotch.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:02 PM (U7QMZ)

117 "My FWP. Those damned personal shoppers at the grocery store!"

The grocery store where we do most of our shopping has been undergoing a major expansion and renovation for the last 18 months. One of the best aspects of it is much wider aisles, I suspect specifically because of the curbside shoppers. It's really not much of a problem anymore.

BTW, ours aren't surly and are always helpful when I ask them where a product is. They usually know or quickly look it up on their app.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 05, 2026 04:02 PM (FEVMW)

118 BTW, ours aren't surly and are always helpful when I ask them where a product is. They usually know or quickly look it up on their app.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey
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That's my experience. There are more shoppers than any other employee in the isles. Always pleasant and helpful.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (nXhai)

119 I got a great corkscrew!

Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!

Damn, this a hip crowd!

Posted by: Josephus at April 05, 2026 04:08 PM (wVcYX)

120 A final thought. Can anyone think of something that was improved by being made in China? I can't.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (yTvNw)

121 Money money money. If you build something to last decades and work well, you only have two options to make more money. Make a replacement that is so compelling that people want to replace a working item..make something that is compelling enough to make people want to replace a competing product they already have. MUCH easier to make things that don't last, especially in concert with other makers who don't build anything better. That way the sales continue.

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 05, 2026 04:11 PM (3/XaG)

122 Horrible situation. This is what happens when you unknowingly procure items made from low grade, third-world cheap material and sub-standard quality control.

We regularly smashed our wine bottles on river rock and wait until the glass settled before we poured a flute, or we drank straight from the bottle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:21 PM (Fbc0I)

123 120 norinco ak --> century
swingaway for the win.fine product.

Posted by: cmeat at April 05, 2026 04:24 PM (R11M+)

124 I'm on my second automatic transmission corkscrew, too. My first was a Williams/Sonoma which gave at least 15 years of good service, and the new one is an Oxo.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at April 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Ws2ua)

125 Well, on the bright side, next time I get a "lost" roll pin stuck in my foot, I won't have to build another AR, I can just refurb corkscrews. But then I'd need more corks, and that leads to more wine and that leads to more ARs...

Posted by: Croak at April 05, 2026 04:51 PM (YVaDw)

Solid Jobs Report With A Delicious Bonus!

Decrease regulation. Decrease the drain on the economy by parasitic government employees. Send a clear signal that American manufacturing is paramount. Decrease the barriers to domestic production. Begin to even the playing field with regard to cheap imports subsidized by foreign governments.

These are obvious and rational policies that every American politician should embrace, yet one half of them champion exactly the opposite!

Here is the March Bureau of Labor Statistics report. It's long and repetitive, but here are a couple of paragraphs that are nice to see.

Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 178,000 in March, and the unemployment rate changed little at 4.3 percent, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Job gains occurred in health care, in construction, and in transportation and warehousing. Federal government employment continued to decline.

One downside is the growth in healthcare, which is an unbelievably bloated and inefficient industry whose employment is driven by government regulation and interference. One look at most medical offices will prove that point. How many M.D.s compared to the number of clerks and billing "experts" and managers? Most of that overhead is forced by government fiat and the unbelievable complexity of health insurance company's systems.

But here is the best part...

Federal government employment continued to decline in March (-18,000). Since reaching a peak in October 2024, federal government employment is down by 355,000, or 11.8 percent. Federal employees on furlough during the partial government shutdown were counted as employed in the establishment survey because they worked or received (or will receive) pay for the pay period that included the 12th of the month.

That is a lot of leeches that have been plucked off the body of the American economy. Not nearly enough, but it is a solid start, and we should applaud President Trump and his administration.

Posted by: CBD at 01:15 PM




Comments

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1 What happened?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:02 PM (2WIwB)

2 You got here first.

Posted by: MkY at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (q6tQZ)

3 Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (Q/FnY)

4 I truly wish there was some way to short AI long term.
Overblown, oversold, and really, just a more useful secretary (or army thereof).

Posted by: MkY at April 05, 2026 01:22 PM (q6tQZ)

5 Wow, the time dilation is strong today ... hmm.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Q/FnY)

6 Uh oh...

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:27 PM (Q/FnY)

7 >>> One downside is the growth in healthcare, which is an unbelievably bloated and inefficient industry whose employment is driven by government regulation and interference. One look at most medical offices will prove that point. How many M.D.s compared to the number of clerks and billing "experts" and managers? Most of that overhead is forced by government fiat and the unbelievable complexity of health insurance company's systems.


Obama Cares !

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:28 PM (/lPRQ)

8 Astronauts would call this 'Red shift'.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Q/FnY)

9 Totally agree with you on bloated healthcare. I was able to run a solo office with one part time nurse, one full time receptionist, and a part time biller back in the 80’s. And that was sub specialty. 30 years later I had to have a full time medical assistant added, mainly due to both the required EMR work and the increased required BS of documenting silly requirements asking more and more questions of patients as well as prior authorizations, etc. And I spent about twice as much time trying to see same number of patients in primary care compared to my previous sub specialty practice. It’s Obscene.

Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 01:31 PM (TRnzq)

10 Obama Cares !


And do not forget McCain.
Because fucking over the little people is what is best in life.*


*and this also answers the question in the last thread, "Why is anyone in Military a democrat?" Because the military also attracts those who want power...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:32 PM (/lPRQ)

11
Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

Is there no private idiocy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 01:36 PM (Cqx++)

12 11
Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

Is there no private idiocy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 01:36 PM (Cqx++)

Less when it's shareholder money.

Least when it's your own cash and you have limited resources.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)

13 Oh no. Just noticed I'm being chemtrailed.
Anyway.
My employer could put on 40 to 50 right now and will do 2000 more and another location within a year. Big money behind this one.
It's not easy finding good workers though.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 01:38 PM (ZhdAT)

14
11
Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

Is there no private idiocy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 01:36 PM

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There is much, but it's subject to market forces.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:39 PM (L78T1)

15 The true minimum wage is zero.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 01:39 PM (qFwJc)

16 11
Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

Is there no private idiocy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

They came out of the closet.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:40 PM (Q/FnY)

17
Has the trend of non-citizen employment being displaced by citizen employment continued?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:41 PM (L78T1)

18 How to fix health insurance:

Health insurance needs to be as good as cash, meaning you will never again hear "sorry your not in out net work". This will break up the small monopolies and keep prices down and improve availability.

Medical Spending Accounts need to be unlimited. No max amount you can put in them. No rule that you have to spend all of it in a year. You can help your neighbor or people you don't even know instead of just your immediate family. It's for the greater good right?

Medical menus: within reason you need to know the cost of a procedure ahead of time so you can make a decision. No more $400 band aids added to the bill.

Tax credits for pro-bono work. Doctors and pharmacists can give services away for free to those in need. They would then get a break on their taxes.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 05, 2026 01:42 PM (Wnqw0)

19 A Blessed Easter to you all!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2026 01:45 PM (cYBz/)

20 One downside is the growth in healthcare, which is an unbelievably bloated and inefficient industry whose employment is driven by government regulation and interference.

Remember how computerization of health records/billing was going to save large amounts of money and how that didn't happen?

Its because the government reacted to a lightening of the bureaucratic load by multiplying the bureaucratic load.

This is why there are about 20M healthcare workers but only 1M doctors and 4M nurses.

And we get this sort of problem in every industry the government plays a major role

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

21 Medical menus: within reason you need to know the cost of a procedure ahead of time so you can make a decision. No more $400 band aids added to the bill.

This one medical establishments will be willing to die on.

Why?

Well the government mandates they give free healthcare to anyone that can't pay, and they have to compensate by soaking those that can pay

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

22 The easiest and most immediate way to lower healthcare costs is just send an ICE agent to every urban hospital in America and have him check citizenship of everyone in the ER.

Pretty soon all the Guatemalans coming in for primary care/detox will find somewhere else to go...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

23 A Blessed Easter to you all!

Posted by: Tonypete


Et Tuo Spiritu

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at April 05, 2026 01:50 PM (MKors)

24 ADP, which runs its own independent employment survey, came in at 41,000 for March. ADP and NFP diverging by more than 4x is a significant indicator.

They used to call that anemic growth. Every time Biden was sub 200k it was a sure sign the economy was off track according to the media.

Are these jobs in the room with us right now? Seems like we're getting a lot of "suprises" with the headline jobs numbers these days... and even more "surprises" later when the revisions quietly come in.

The decline in the unemployment rate came with an asterisk: The labor force shrank by nearly 400,000 people, meaning fewer Americans were counted as unemployed. The share of Americans working or looking for work slipped to 61.9%, its lowest level since the fall of 2021."

Unemployment is "down", because more people are giving up.

A low unemployment rate only means that masters always find work for their slaves. Work is about helping a capitalist to eliminate his competitors with the latest robots. And blame the Protestant work ethic for the climate hell on Earth!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 05, 2026 01:50 PM (ycI94)

25 There was a great social media post from a young black guy saying he can finally drive truck because spots opened up when they kicked out the illegals.

And he can actually speak and read English! Who knew that would be important.

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:51 PM (gWBY1)

26 Whoever this CBD guy is, he certainly deserves a raise. My name is Weft Cut-loop, BTW.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 01:52 PM (diia5)

27 It’s Obscene.
Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 01:31 PM (TRnzq)


Eventually barbers, hair stylists and cosmetologist will have the same documentation requirements.
You know, because how people can be injured by incompetent barbers.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)

28 The decline in the unemployment rate came with an asterisk: The labor force shrank by nearly 400,000 people, meaning fewer Americans were counted as unemployed

One thing the stats, and this DUmmie don't consider is the number of non-citizens.

Fewer non-citizens and fewer people to count, this isn't like during the Biden/Obama years when they did what this guy is actually saying (while importing endless foreigners)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

29 Obamacare is another adjunct to Obama's data bank dossier on every American.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:54 PM (nXhai)

30 It accurately reflects official U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) data from the March 2026 Current Population Survey (CPS) household survey, as published in the March Employment Situation report (released April 3, 2026) and available on FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).

Here are the exact figures from the post, confirmed directly from BLS/FRED data:

Foreign-born workers (those not U.S. citizens at birth):
+806,000 in March 2026 → total 31.974 million (a new record high).

Native-born workers (U.S.-born or born abroad to U.S. citizen parents):
–194,000 in March 2026 → total 130.791 million.

X: https://bit.ly/4sft32I
Grok: https://bit.ly/4vegMy7

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 05, 2026 01:55 PM (P5BPp)

31 26 Whoever this CBD guy is, he certainly deserves a raise. My name is Weft Cut-loop, BTW.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 01:52 PM (diia5)


I heard CBD doesn't really work! Also, just a stalking horse for THC.

Posted by: SciVo at April 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Sy6m/)

32 The wonderful UNAFFORDABLE care act. A tripling of health insurance rates and doubling of medical costs.

If you think the problems government creates is bad, wait until you see the hellscape that is the government's solutions to those problems.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 05, 2026 01:58 PM (xvV+O)

33 Recent Routine 1/2 Dr office visit

Explanation of Benefits:

480$ billed by Dr.

Patient (me) pays 0

Medigap pays 0

In the fine print at the bottom:

Medicare allowed 150$ toward annual deductible

Medicare paid Dr: 50$

So bottom line - office billed 480$
Accepted 50$ payment

Now tell me this isn't a scam.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:59 PM (QGaXH)

34 Any significant medical insurance reform, like reforming the DoJ, will cause civilization to collapse.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 02:01 PM (/lPRQ)

35 Happy Easter, ya filthy Morons.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 02:01 PM (TLp3A)

36 So bottom line - office billed 480$
Accepted 50$ payment

Now tell me this isn't a scam.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)


This why nobody makes money in the medical industry.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 02:02 PM (/lPRQ)

37 ZAP!

Love the smell of ozone.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 02:03 PM (0aYVJ)

38 We wants two wash Presdent Obana a Happy Eastor and wants too thanx him foor all he bee dids help rescue the dawned US Air person in that Irans place.

Thanx yew and we loves yew..

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 05, 2026 02:05 PM (QDNQm)

39 The true minimum wage is zero.

this is truth, and it better come with a good attitude

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2026 02:05 PM (8uzBS)

40 How come the two things most championed by government with subsidies and loans, college and healthcare, are the two things that have become unaffordable ?

Home prices too.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QGaXH)

41 >>>Now tell me this isn't a scam.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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They were working up to it in the 70s but the Aids scare opened the door, they told Reagan and the MSM that they would go bankrupt if something wasn't done. Naturally this was relayed to the public in a rational form: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

That was the beginning. Obama in his efforts to convert America to totalitarianism took the ball and ran with it.

ARiK, if you have Medicare and Part D you have the best medical deal in America, thus the world.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:07 PM (nXhai)

42 This is lies and fake news. Reddit says we’re in the biggest economic depression ever.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:08 PM (c3Uld)

43 41ARiK, if you have Medicare and Part D you have the best medical deal in America, thus the world.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:07 PM (nXhai)

I do. Plus a 'Medigap supplement' plan that supposedly covers everything Medicare doesn't cover.

I'm not supposed to see an actual bill - LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:10 PM (QGaXH)

44 How come the two things most championed by government with subsidies and loans, college and healthcare, are the two things that have become unaffordable ?

Home prices too.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QGaXH)

Food prices too. Hundreds of billions a year spent on food stamps, WIC , etc increases demand for food which increases the price of food.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM (c3Uld)

45 Jesus was tortured and died on the cross to save us.

He went to the depths of hell to retrieve lost souls.

There are no limits to what He will do for you

Seek Him. He’s waiting

Posted by: Marcus at at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM (x/Rva)

46 The biggest problem with health care is the end user almost never sees prices. You walk into a doctors office you have no idea what anything costs. Cost could be $100 or $1000 you have no idea. Three months later you get a bill for $82 which your portion after insurance. Most people don’t care because whatever it is they do pay is a small fraction of the actual cost. So there is no price comparison. What do you care if the cost is $100 or $1000? You’re not paying more than $80 either way.

There’s no other consumer industry that operates this way.

It’s fucking insane.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:15 PM (c3Uld)

47 Medicare A and B are supposed to cover 80% of everything mostly except drugs.

This isn't the first time I've seen a provider accept a payment equal to approximately 1/10 th of the initial bill.

Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (QGaXH)

48 Useless bureaucrats, careerists, and sympathy hires tremble.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (RIvkX)

49 45 Jesus was tortured and died on the cross to save us.

He went to the depths of hell to retrieve lost souls.

There are no limits to what He will do for you

Seek Him. He’s waiting

Posted by: Marcus at at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM (x/Rva)

SECONDED!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:18 PM (QGaXH)

50 Living around the BLOATED medical system in parts of NC that comprises of Duke, UNC, Rex, Wake Med for the better part of 25 yrs, I realized a long time ago, these medical complexes are cities within their respective city and that half the people hired are worth their pay checks. The medical complexes will continue to suck the life and money out everyone and everything until AI takes over. Then, there will end up being massive unemployment and poverty galore in these cities. The CEO of NY Health will be replacing, in the very near future, radiologists with AI because of the massive amount of money they will save. Not that that will be passed on down to us little people.

Posted by: Joe at April 05, 2026 02:19 PM (rzwGB)

51 Researching the 7 or 10 killed and missing top level scientists in the past year I linked Reddit adjacent account and fell into the rabbit hole. The further it went the nuttier it got.

I came upon a speech by Laura Aboli on Transhumanism, 2023 which was quite compelling. Following the trail to the present and wondering why she didn't get more traction I discovered she's mired in anti-Israel and well, here are her follows: She says, “It is time to step out of fear, follow our inner compass, and choose a better path for humanity — before it is too late.
@P_McCulloughMD
@delbigtree
@lawrie_dr
@DrAseemMalhotra
@KimDotcom
@KAGdrogo
@EkoLovesYou
@JohnMappin
@TuckerCarlson
@MJTruthUltra
@thecoastguy”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:19 PM (nXhai)

52 As a retired leech with over 40 years of government service, where I accomplished nothing other than padding my pension, your words are hurtful to me and millions of other leeches who are still employed by the federal government.

Posted by: William Lamont Simpson, Retired Leech at April 05, 2026 02:20 PM (jRlwL)

53 48 Useless bureaucrats, careerists, and sympathy hires tremble.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (RIvkX)

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once:

'Fish tremble at the sound on my name' I think it said.

Obviously a fisherman......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:20 PM (QGaXH)

54 Just put an asparagus tart in the oven.

Puff pastry, ricotta wither fresh herbs, roasted grass, roasted red onion.

I’ll top with more fresh herbs.

Also made a pesto pea pasta salad woth tomatoes and olives to bring to the Easter meal.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:21 PM (A5RD0)

55 Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (QGaXH)

Hello! I'm Zombie Earl Scheib, and I'll paint any car, any color for $29.95. No ups, no extras!

Posted by: Zombie Earl Scheib at April 05, 2026 02:24 PM (jRlwL)

56 Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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There are 2 different prices, yes. But in healthcare, the insurance price is usually FAR LESS than the cash price.

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:25 PM (rdVOm)

57 47 Medicare A and B are supposed to cover 80% of everything mostly except drugs.

This isn't the first time I've seen a provider accept a payment equal to approximately 1/10 th of the initial bill.

Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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It's a totally corrupt system. Makes Mexican corruption look upright.

Your concerns should be :
#1 Did I get the medical care I wanted and expected?
#2 Was my out of pocket expense too much for the services received?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:26 PM (nXhai)

58 ----------

There are 2 different prices, yes. But in healthcare, the insurance price is usually FAR LESS than the cash price.
Posted by: JQ
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Not meaning to be pedantic but isn't it, the out of pocket cost is far less?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:27 PM (nXhai)

59 Not meaning to be pedantic but isn't it, the out of pocket cost is far less?

Posted by: Braenyard
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I was referring to the "with insurance" price (of a given procedure) to the "without insurance" price.

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (rdVOm)

60 Jesus is risen ..............

So now Donny can finish the job and destroy the evil that Iran is in 24 hours.........

GOD, Jesus, The Holy Ghost, & Donny T. are batting 1000 !

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (38587)

61 your words are hurtful to me and millions of other leeches who are still employed by the federal government.

Bob from the NSA hardest hit?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2026 02:31 PM (84SEz)

62
44 How come the two things most championed by government with subsidies and loans, college and healthcare, are the two things that have become unaffordable ?

Home prices too.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QGaXH)

Food prices too. Hundreds of billions a year spent on food stamps, WIC , etc increases demand for food which increases the price of food.
Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM

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Have you seen the morbid obesity on some of these EBT users? You paid to grow that giant ass.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 02:31 PM (azNOR)

63 33 Recent Routine 1/2 Dr office visit

Explanation of Benefits:

480$ billed by Dr.

Patient (me) pays 0

Medigap pays 0

In the fine print at the bottom:

Medicare allowed 150$ toward annual deductible

Medicare paid Dr: 50$

So bottom line - office billed 480$
Accepted 50$ payment

Now tell me this isn't a scam.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:59 PM (QGaXH)

It's why certain practices will not accept new Medicare patients. They do not receive enough reimbursement to cover the cost for them (private insurance of the under 65s is picking up that slack)...Medicare is also carried by private folks, not just the uninsured...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:32 PM (tOcjL)

64 With vs. without insurance, an example:

My dentist charges X amount for a routine cleaning. Insurance paid less than X, due to contract. Now that I no longer have dental insurance, I pay the full X amount.

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:32 PM (rdVOm)

65 56 There are 2 different prices, yes. But in healthcare, the insurance price is usually FAR LESS than the cash price.
Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:25 PM (rdVOm)

Supposedly the insurers negotiate better pricing. But I've had numerous instances where what the provider bills is 5 to 10X what they actually accept as payment from the insurance.

Another example:

Routine blood work:

Lab bill: $1200.

Insurance paid $100
I paid $100

This is before I was on Medicare.

Makes me wonder if I should just drop the Medigap insurance and if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:33 PM (QGaXH)

66 if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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Good luck with that.

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (rdVOm)

67 I thought you were talking about Medicare.
I have no idea how Obamacare works other than it's screwing people royally.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (nXhai)

68 Supposedly the insurers negotiate better pricing. But I've had numerous instances where what the provider bills is 5 to 10X what they actually accept as payment from the insurance.

Another example:

Routine blood work:

Lab bill: $1200.

Insurance paid $100
I paid $100

This is before I was on Medicare.

Makes me wonder if I should just drop the Medigap insurance and if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:33 PM (QGaXH)

Keep it. You want medicine to want to keep you alive. When they know they will be paid as much as they can get, practices will want to keep you around.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (tOcjL)

69 JQ

We might be talking apples and oranges - medical care vs dental care.

Still - wonder what would happen if you told dentist you can only pay $X?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:37 PM (QGaXH)

70 AI - "Private insurers typically pay hospitals and physicians significantly more than Medicare—roughly double, or about 200% to 250% of Medicare rates, on average. While Medicare payments are based on set government formulas, private negotiated rates vary widely but are consistently higher, with some hospital services costing over 300% of Medicare prices"

And this is why the privately insured are so sought after...and how if we switched to single payer, our entire system would collapse and we'd all be looking at Canadian healthcare...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:38 PM (tOcjL)

71 Makes me wonder if I should just drop the Medigap insurance and if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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New design in hospital halls cuts down the level of echo laughter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:38 PM (nXhai)

72 Obamacare is just a wonderful gift from our first Socialist POTUS.

The very people that fell for this clown's BS are now getting it rammed home.....

I cannot believe so many people fell for the fake and elected him twice to screw themselves over ????

Heard lots of people say that "I voted for the Black Guy" because I am proving I am not a Racist !!!!

Be careful what you wish for......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:39 PM (38587)

73 And this is why the privately insured are so sought after...and how if we switched to single payer, our entire system would collapse and we'd all be looking at Canadian healthcare...
Posted by: Nova Local
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As they put the mask over your face. 'breathe deep, it's just oxygen'.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:41 PM (nXhai)

74 How many Mary Clogginstein's still exist out there even with getting screwed by the guy...

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:41 PM (38587)

75 67 I thought you were talking about Medicare.
I have no idea how Obamacare works other than it's screwing people royally.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (nXhai)

I'm talking Medicare. And prior to that - in my lab work example - my employer's high-deductible medical plan. They gave us a cash subsidy into a HSA to help cover deductibles.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:41 PM (QGaXH)

76 Always thought dental insurance was a scam like burial insurance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:42 PM (nXhai)

77 Oh boy, Easter!
Gladiator movies!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Kt19C)

78 Still - wonder what would happen if you told dentist you can only pay $X?

I have no dental insurance. This means I pay $109 per visit, two visits a year; this number (knock on wood) hasn’t changed since I started seeing this dentist about a decade ago.

Had to have a root canal a few months ago. Quoted price was something over $3,000. Found out I don’t have insurance, it went to $2,500 even. No idea if those are good or bad numbers. But it’s one less bureaucracy I have to deal with, which improves quality of life.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 02:43 PM (EXyHK)

79 Heard lots of people say that "I voted for the Black Guy" because I am proving I am not a Racist !!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:39 PM (38587)


I voted against him (twice) to prove that I'm not an idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 02:44 PM (n9ltV)

80 I didn't know that you could work and carry a second plan along with Medicare. Negotiating between the two must be a mess.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:44 PM (nXhai)

81 Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (38587)

I like President Trump. I voted for him, but I would not compare him to God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:45 PM (ZeH0U)

82 Dropping out!

Have to go get ready to go to Easter dinner with about 40 in-laws.

So probably no beer for me tonight....sadzzzz!

Thank you for the usual thought-provoking conversation everybody.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:47 PM (QGaXH)

83
I like President Trump. I voted for him, but I would not compare him to God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--

I think some people don't understand blasphemy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM (nXhai)

84 Wouldn't it be Ironic if Tom Homan and ICE agents showed up at Obama's House with a Deportation Warrant stating that his mother committed immigration fraud because Obama was born in Africa and not Hawaii....

Would be a great Easter gift for the Country...

Just Sayin............

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM (38587)

85 78 Still - wonder what would happen if you told dentist you can only pay $X?

I have no dental insurance. This means I pay $109 per visit, two visits a year; this number (knock on wood) hasn’t changed since I started seeing this dentist about a decade ago.

Had to have a root canal a few months ago. Quoted price was something over $3,000. Found out I don’t have insurance, it went to $2,500 even. No idea if those are good or bad numbers. But it’s one less bureaucracy I have to deal with, which improves quality of life.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 02:43 PM (EXyHK)

They aren't great - if you have a private plan that gives a baseline insurance (so it's just included in your health plan, but it's not "bells and whistles"), you make out way better...

Not sure about 65+ plans...

I pay $5 visit (for cleaning and yearly X rays). Nothing for fillings, and discounts for further work...like a crown costs me $800 start to finish...implants (which my husband did) were more, but doable...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tOcjL)

86 83
I like President Trump. I voted for him, but I would not compare him to God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I did not compare him to GOD....

All I said is he is batting 1000 with the help of GOD......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:51 PM (38587)

87 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM (nXhai)

Sounds life a lefty accusing us of being in a cult. Trump was never--and will never will be -my God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:52 PM (ZeH0U)

88 FWP up nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:53 PM (U7QMZ)

89 75 67 I thought you were talking about Medicare.
I have no idea how Obamacare works other than it's screwing people royally.

Posted by: Braenyard


Y’all don’t know the half of it. My parent company is United Healthcare. They have put a pop up in the scheduling program that tells you not to schedule more than TWO MEDICARE PATIENTS PER DAY. This effectively blocks access and is poor patient care and is unconscionable.

I override it. Let them write me up. I will not make a patient wait five freaking months because of
Their insurance.

UHC is fucking evil.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:53 PM (A5RD0)

90 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:53 PM (A5RD0)

I applaud you for your care for real people in this way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:55 PM (ZeH0U)

91 UHC is fucking evil.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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UHC is a Supplemental Medicare Plan, all supplemental plans are evil. UHC is AARP is a Democrat single payer subterfuge wedge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (nXhai)

92
84 Wouldn't it be Ironic if Tom Homan and ICE agents showed up at Obama's House with a Deportation Warrant stating that his mother committed immigration fraud because Obama was born in Africa and not Hawaii....

Would be a great Easter gift for the Country...

Just Sayin............
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM

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I believe Obama was born in Honolulu, and his mother was an American citizen. Whether his mother renounced his citizenship while in Indonesia, or he listed himself as a non US citizen to gain college admission or other favorable treatment, I don't know.

He had an uncle and aunt who were illegal aliens living in the US for years and years. He seemed to regard them as embarrassments to pay off and keep out of sight in the attic.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (azNOR)

93 His Kenyan relatives say that he was born in Kenya.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (nXhai)

94 His Kenyan relatives say that he was born in Kenya.

And that Big Mike has a "deeeeeck".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (oyazo)

Tousi TV: Second F-15 Pilot Rescued as Iranian Civilians Aid American Operation to Rescue Him

Tousi reports below. I assume he knows what he's talking about, but take it with grain of salt until we have official confirmation.

Here is a summary:

The US knew where the pilot -- the weapons officer, or WSO, apparently called a "Wizzo" in the trade -- was located due to "unique capabilities." I mean, I think he has a coded radio so I don't know why we're being all cagey about it. He was hiding in a mountain.

The CIA created a deception campaign to trick Iran into thinking he was a hundred miles away (or so) away from his real location.

Iranian Basij forces -- plainclothes soldiers/thugs -- went to the fake location and were "annihilated" by US warplanes sent to greet them. Tousi has video of Iranians coming upon the bodies and saying, "They're all dead."

The US actually created a pop-up secret base of operations deep inside of Iran, about 100 miles (again, I don't know the real distance) south of Teheran. They landed C-130s and little bird helicopters here. I guess this is where the special forces operators struck out from.

One deduction: The US always knew where he was, and told him to just remain hidden and invisible while forces were flown in to rescue him.

One minor hitch in the operation -- one (or was it both?) of the C-130s became stuck and could not take off so they had to be blown up on the ground. This always seems to happen in major special forces operations.

CNN lied and claimed Iranian civilians were flooding into the area to find the pilot on behalf of the IRGC. In fact, they were using their vehicles to jam up the highways to prevent the IRGC from sending troops into the area.

Also, Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began.

So good news all around. With the civilians armed and openly aiding the US and Israel, I have renewed hopes for the end of the Islamic Occupational Army in Iran.

Update: Trump's post about it.

trumpwegotthepilot.jpg

Happy Easter!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM




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1
Wonderful news!

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:02 PM (3ek7K)

2 What happened???
Threads upon threads.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (2WIwB)

3 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Funny how wars unfold when someone knows what they are doing.

Happy Easter everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 12:04 PM (CHHv1)

5 America, fuck yeah!

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (88gK3)

6 Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January

What about me? WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE???!!!!
*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (TbWk/)

7 January in Delaware Is Now “Muslim Heritage Month”

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Shouldn't that be September 11?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (ndZc7)

8 Happy Easter Ace and Horde!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 12:06 PM (QGaXH)

9 CNN lied

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Well, day ending in Y.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:06 PM (ndZc7)

10 Well one had to think some 3 card Monte was going on as crewman was missing yet Iran forces couldn't find him either

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:06 PM (Ia/+0)

11 happy Easter everyone!

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (1wjle)

12 Squirrel!

Posted by: CIA at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (XeU6L)

13 Europe is half taken over by Islam and so they are starting here.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (Ia/+0)

14 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (2WIwB)

15 I think it was gatewaypundit that said there was a pretty intense firefight, but no one hurt so that works.

Happy Easter everyone.

I'm doing my news rounds. Reports say there may be a deal with Iran Monday. Because if you can't muslims, who can you trust?

Like this is our first day.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)

16 In my mind, the AC-130 has a loudspeaker that blasts out "Surprise, muthafuckas!" right before cutting loose with the miniguns and 105.

Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (8sD0/)

17 America, fuck yeah!
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan

+1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (ndZc7)

18 Squirrel!
Posted by: CIA at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (XeU6L)
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You called?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (ESVrU)

19 Happy Easter ! This is a particularly good one with this rescue... I love Trump saying Praise Allah... LOL.... Twist that knife...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:10 PM (mAxUt)

20 And thanks to people for talking about the OPM situation 2 threads back.

Things really seemed to go downhill after that. Not that 'people' would sell out for much other than a cushy job anyways.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)

21 Wait the CIA did something right in Iran?

MC-130s probably, USAF Spec Ops. They were the only part of Operation Eagle Claw that functioned correctly until a Marine MH-53's rotor sliced into one.

Glad they got the pilot out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (GcFhi)

22 14 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.
Posted by: Diogenes

I saw Rivers of Flowing Mud open for Rare Earth at the Odeon in 1974.

Posted by: Surly Riser at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (oftw2)

23 https://legis.delaware.gov/Bill Detail Legislation Id =142836

They don't even try to hide it. 3000 Americans were killed on 9/11 and now they celibate Ramadan

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (Ia/+0)

24 >>>14 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.

huh. I did not know that.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)

25 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (2WIwB)

A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (I7pZ1)

26 The original C-130's likely transported the AH-6 "Little Bird" helicopters along with the extraction crew. All of the aircraft had to be destroyed when the 130's couldn't take off again.

3 additional C-130's were dispatched to collect all the commandos, Soldiers, PJ's, etc. from the makeshift airbase.

And we also used MQ-9 Reaper drones armed with Hellfire missiles and bombs to waste anyone who tried to interfere with the op.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (AkEZC)

27 From last thread:
“303 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)”

Trump’s repeated offers to negotiate provide full legal and political cover, and justification, for doing what must be done after they fail.

And anyone who studies the Iranians at all knows that they are incapable of any honest negotiations. So of course these efforts will fail. Meaning that Trump is pursuing cost-free blah blah blah, while our forces get in place, that will permanently insulate him from claims that he never tried any other way to solve things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (UA2di)

28 I love how Trump uses the media with mixed messaging to deke the enemy.
It really pisses off the media, and the misdirection works

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (jZ3ZM)

29 One estimate figured it cost $300M in aircraft and bombs "to rescue one pilot". Not sure if that included the F-15, but besides getting the pilot, we got to kill 100+ IRGC and we demonstrated our ability to intrude on "IRGC's own turf".

And the price of the propaganda of IRGC marching the beaten pilot through their streets is hard to calculate, but that would have negatively influenced a lot of Americans.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (vbXSk)

30 In my mind, the AC-130 has a loudspeaker that blasts out "Surprise, muthafuckas!" right before cutting loose with the miniguns and 105.
Posted by: PabloD
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Apocalypse Now, the attack choppers blaring 'Ride of the Valkyries'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (XeU6L)

31 A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds too much like work!

Posted by: Gazan Destroying Gift Greenhouses at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (oftw2)

32 We were instructed in SERE to make as much distance as possible between us and where we came down and to seek a hiding spot on the highest ground possible for best radio reception with CSAR on the handheld radio.

We were also told that prior to flying into a combat zone, we would be issued a code for use over the radio to give to CSAR to authenticate our identities. That prevents CSAR from falling into a trap laid by the bad guys.

Never got one of those codes later when flying during Earnest Will, though, even though the PG was a designated combat zone at that time.

*shrugs*

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (Y1sOo)

33 I posted this on the book thread but it seems appropriate here as well.

In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (ndZc7)

34 Thanks for the update, Ace.

Good to see you on a Sunday.

Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (Oy/m2)

35 And anyone who studies the Iranians at all knows that they are incapable of any honest negotiations.
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Rapprochement is the answer!

Posted by: ValJar at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

36 Our media must be livid. They were rock hard for a propaganda win here. Video of this guy being brutally killed or tortured would have been like Christmas in April for them.

Too bad, Democrats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (BI5O2)

37 CBC says the officer was seriously wounded.

CNN .... Iran ...Trump threats.... no wailing yet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)

38 A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (I7pZ1)
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There's a crap-ton of salt in those regions. They might just wind up with brine ponds.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (GDFK9)

39 Most people completely misunderstand Witkoff’s role in the Middle East today, and get angry at him for doing it.

Witkoff’s role is to put on a top hat, tails, and a cane and sing “Puttin’ on the Ritz” on a public stage in the Middle East, in order to attract everyone’s attention while other, much more important things are happening.

I think he does it very well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (UA2di)

40 It’s definitely real. I saw Trump had a truth social post on the rescue. Great news on Easter!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (xT8gx)

41 37 CBC says the officer was seriously wounded.

CNN .... Iran ...Trump threats.... no wailing yet.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)


Injured when he ejected I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (mAxUt)

42 The extraction base where the aircraft originally landed is about 50 miles from Isfahan... a city of about 2M people and one of the Iranian regime's core nuclear research sites.

Ballsy move there Leroy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (AkEZC)

43 Okay... Uh...... The Epstein files !

Posted by: The media at April 05, 2026 12:20 PM (mAxUt)

44 Injured when he ejected I believe
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (mAxUt

Most likely.

Scott Jennings is talking on CNN now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

45 Going over to my Aunt's soon for family dinner.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:20 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Anyone who deliberately puts a cost estimate on a human life also wants death panels and the chance to play god.

I wish I could remember more of this story from Vietnam. Naval aviator ends up in water at Haiphong and "and for a little while they lost control " as everybody pitched in to save the pilot and keep the North Vietnamese from capturing him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (GcFhi)

47 Witkoff’s role is to put on a top hat, tails, and a cane and sing “Puttin’ on the Ritz” on a public stage in the Middle East, in order to attract everyone’s attention while other, much more important things are happening.

I think he does it very well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (UA2di
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PUTTIN ONNA RIIIIIIIITH!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (GDFK9)

48 For those really curious, there's a number of threads on X that have photos, maps, etc. of the various locations believed to be used in the extraction of the WSO.

https://tinyurl.com/cxs7d9wt

Given the short notice, this was believed to be a fairly "ad hoc" operation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (AkEZC)

49 There's a crap-ton of salt in those regions. They might just wind up with brine ponds.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (GDFK9)

Even a brine pond will evaporate some, putting much-needed humidity into the air. .and the crystallized salts may have value. Could contain enough potassium or lithium to make it profitable to extract.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (I7pZ1)

50 “Death on Call”

Good work, my brothers.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (1zcQ9)

51 I think this is going to be a recruiting boon.

The United States Armed Forces has just shown the world that it does not leave people behind.

It also will show the Iranian thugs that we are not f*cking around, and that we can do things they can't even imagine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (n9ltV)

52 29 One estimate figured it cost $300M in aircraft and bombs "to rescue one pilot". Not sure if that included the F-15, but besides getting the pilot, we got to kill 100+ IRGC and we demonstrated our ability to intrude on "IRGC's own turf".

We walked into Iran’s house, shit in their bed, and walked back out. And when someone complained “but it was expensive!” We just said Ha! Lots more where that came from!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (UA2di)

53 huh. I did not know that.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)


A good buddy of mine, now deceased, was one of the best intelligence officers I ever met. He was a walking encyclopedia of the Soviet Red Army. After the embassy takeover, he focused on Iran and wrote the best INTSUM for that country I ever read. I kept a copy of the unclassified version. Incredible work.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (2WIwB)

54 Wait the CIA did something right in Iran?


One of the strangest adjustments after 16 long years of Obama, Trump I and Biden is getting used to the idea that the IC and the FBI might not be the Bad Actors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (guGkK)

55 News worth hearing on this blessed Easter. 'He is risen' is a double entendre.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (Q/FnY)

56 Also under-reported was the early morning deportation of Soleimani kin who proudly posted her online sentiment support of the IRG.

the moral collapse stemming from the complete moral corruption of the libs... campaigning for the rights of the guilty, the dignity of the depraved, where are they now? OH YES! DC.

Remember who did this:
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-OBAMA-theBirdie
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsTheBotchmen
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism

“Iran is the only country in the world that has now had six elections since the first election of President Khatami (in 1997). (It is) the only one with elections,
including the United States, including Israel, including you name it, where the liberals,... In every single election, the guys I identify with got two-thirds to 70 percent of the vote. There is no other country in the world I can say that about, certainly not my own.” -- Bill Clinton'05 during high times partying hardy with Epstein with Brennan's approval.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (g1gXk)

57 And I'm not being uncharitable toward our media. They would love for an American officer to be captured and tortured by the Iranians. That's nothing to them. They would like to see an Iranian nuke hit America, so they could wave the bloody shirt at their true enemy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (BI5O2)

58 Yep… Trump’s truth social post said officer was seriously injured (in the ejection which is a violent action) but they expected him to be okay and recover.

You just know the media was so hoping the Iranians would capture the guy. I really believe that… they hate Trump so much they’d tolerate this American officer being tortured if it hurt Trump. I have zero doubt about this…. TDS is a strong and incurable disease

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (xT8gx)

59 trump says he's not seriously wounded.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:24 PM (1wjle)

60 Injured when he ejected I believe
Posted by: It's me donna
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One of my aforementioned jet jock friends told me that the saying was 'Before ejecting, assume the shape you want to be in for the rest of your life'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)

61 57, 58 — We’re on the same horde mind page YD!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:25 PM (xT8gx)

62 Yep… Trump’s truth social post said officer was seriously injured (in the ejection which is a violent action) but they expected him to be okay and recover.

You just know the media was so hoping the Iranians would capture the guy. I really believe that… they hate Trump so much they’d tolerate this American officer being tortured if it hurt Trump. I have zero doubt about this…. TDS is a strong and incurable disease
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (xT8gx)

Broken arm, or broken collarbone would be serious injuries, but not so serious that the officer would be unable to hike for miles to a place of relative safety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (I7pZ1)

63 Happy Easter, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (H5Jj8)

64 Wonderful news, and on Easter!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (w6EFb)

65 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

66 The Media loved to cover Saddam using captive Western civilians as human shields.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (GcFhi)

67 “Death on Call”

Good work, my brothers.
Posted by: Marcus
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When you care enough to send the very best.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

68 I had assumed the aircraft difficulties were to add further dramatic effect to the inevitable movie that will be created about this rescue operation.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (88gK3)

69 Broken arm, or broken collarbone would be serious injuries, but not so serious that the officer would be unable to hike for miles to a place of relative safety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (I7pZ1)

That’s what I was thinking - I know those are common injuries in ejections.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:28 PM (UA2di)

70 It's all lies!! All LIES dammit!!! dont listen to anyone but me!!!!


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: some jackoff named pete at April 05, 2026 12:29 PM (cO6oP)

71 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?
Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

Perhaps the flight suit and ejection seat were designed to have room for a pistol, and an SBR is too large for the space available?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (I7pZ1)

72
Trump’s repeated offers to negotiate provide full legal and political cover, and justification, for doing what must be done after they fail.

And anyone who studies the Iranians at all knows that they are incapable of any honest negotiations. So of course these efforts will fail. Meaning that Trump is pursuing cost-free blah blah blah, while our forces get in place, that will permanently insulate him from claims that he never tried any other way to solve things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (UA2di)

It also continues supporting the "last resort" nature of the war...Trump offers a diplomatic end/solution every week, and it's rejected, and thus continuing the war is the last resort...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (tOcjL)

73 The media spent all weekend saying Trump was at Walter Reed because he didn't talk to them for 12 hours.... I guess he was busy

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (mAxUt)

74 68 I had assumed the aircraft difficulties were to add further dramatic effect to the inevitable movie that will be created about this rescue operation.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (88gK3)

As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (Sco7b)

75 Broken arm, or broken collarbone would be serious injuries, but not so serious that the officer would be unable to hike for miles to a place of relative safety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (I7pZ1)

Sometimes both arms.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (ZhdAT)

76 One of my aforementioned jet jock friends told me that the saying was 'Before ejecting, assume the shape you want to be in for the rest of your life'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)


My brother had to punch out of his Mohawk in Vietnam. He said he didn't feel a thing due to adrenaline, but his ass was sore as hell for a week after.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:31 PM (2WIwB)

77 The media spent all weekend saying Trump was at Walter Reed because he didn't talk to them for 12 hours.... I guess he was busy
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (mAxUt)


Remember how nobody questioned a thing when Biden would go missing for weeks?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 12:32 PM (guGkK)

78 George 'Bud' Day was shot down on a Misty FAC mission; ejected, broke his arm, was captured, then tortured by being strung up by his arms and other atrocities ... with that broken arm he still managed to escape and came with in sight of friendly forces before being recaptured.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:32 PM (GcFhi)

79 Or darth austin, yeah gppd times

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 12:33 PM (bXbFr)

80 Perhaps the flight suit and ejection seat were designed to have room for a pistol, and an SBR is too large for the space available?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (I7pZ1)

One bullet too.
"If you're shot down you may need this."

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:33 PM (ZhdAT)

81 Please spare a moment for all the Democrats who were excitedly hoping for an American POW pilot being paraded through the streets of Teheran.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (n1OCj)

82 Good times

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (bXbFr)

83 A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of."

There are plenty of clever folk there. They just have to focus on dealing with the 7th century...

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)

84 Tim “Full Retard” Kaine was on meet the depressed this morning stating repeatedly this was an “illegal” war. Even if you believe a president has to follow the War Powers Act (I don’t), Trump fulfilled all the obligations of that act. What is Kaine talking about??? Never mind… I know he’s not even trying to make sense, just vomiting forth garbage for his lefty base

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (xT8gx)

85 No one noticed Darth Lloyd, Temu Idi Amin, was missing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (GcFhi)

86 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?
Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

Perhaps the flight suit and ejection seat were designed to have room for a pistol, and an SBR is too large for the space available?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (I7pZ1)


The cockpit of a modern fighter is astonishingly small. Not roomy at all. This is why tanks are better. Hell, you can carry a cooler in your tank.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)

87 Honestly, biggest surprise I had was that a full bird Colonel was in the plane - that is unusual...normally most of those spots are Captains and Majors...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (tOcjL)

88 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?"

Ever deal with procurement?

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)

89 The media spent all weekend saying Trump was at Walter Reed because he didn't talk to them for 12 hours.... I guess he was busy
Posted by: It's me donna

Plus he's all Alzheimered out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)

90 Survival kit in the ejection seat for that airframe should contain an ASDW that is basically a version of the M4. I’ve seen them floating around JBSA. Not sure if they’ve been completely fielded.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (1zcQ9)

91 As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

Fat trannie commander with a tight skirt and a history of chain of command clashes heads up an SAR squad of fat lesbians who battle hostile Iranian forces while grappling with their own unresolved daddy issues!

Posted by: The Pitch to Netflix at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)

92 No one noticed Darth Lloyd, Temu Idi Amin, was missing"

Or cared...

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

93 Honestly, biggest surprise I had was that a full bird Colonel was in the plane - that is unusual...normally most of those spots are Captains and Majors...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (tOcjL)


Leadership.
Don't send your troops anywhere you aren't willing to go yourself.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

94 While I know the press is devastated to not be able to cheer the death of an American soldier, hopefully they can console themselves with the loss of an aircraft.

Don't tell them that there are a couple hundred extras in storage in the desert.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (0U5gm)

95 Classmate of mine punched out of an F-14A while on a training flight near San Clemente Island. No injuries sustained. Said he still had to go to Naval Hospital San Diego for a thorough evaluation though.

As for the pistols, we always joked that they were best suited for those who decided not to become a POW.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (Y1sOo)

96 Why a revolver?

Simpler design and besides why encourage fighter pilots to even think about getting into a fire fight?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (GcFhi)

97 91 As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

Fat trannie commander with a tight skirt and a history of chain of command clashes heads up an SAR squad of fat lesbians who battle hostile Iranian forces while grappling with their own unresolved daddy issues!
Posted by: The Pitch to Netflix at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)

Since it's a full bird Colonel, it's obviously gonna be the plot for Top Gun 3...saving Tom Cruise...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (tOcjL)

98 Tim “Full Retard” Kaine was on meet the depressed this morning stating repeatedly this was an “illegal” war. Even if you believe a president has to follow the War Powers Act (I don’t), Trump fulfilled all the obligations of that act. What is Kaine talking about??? Never mind… I know he’s not even trying to make sense, just vomiting forth garbage for his lefty base

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (xT8gx)

Because Trump didn't go to Congress to get the A-OK first. He's been in the Senate long enough, though, to know that's entirely situational, ie. complain that congressional approval is sacrosanct only when there a GOP president.

Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (pJK38)

99 #65 "In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?"

I saw something about this on Youtube yesterday. The short version is that if you are injured, which is very common when ejecting, you probably cannot effectively use a rifle. A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.

Posted by: John F. MacMichael at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (aYnHS)

100 As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

Fat trannie commander with a tight skirt and a history of chain of command clashes heads up an SAR squad of fat lesbians who battle hostile Iranian forces while grappling with their own unresolved daddy issues!
Posted by: The Pitch to Netflix at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)
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SOLD!

We'll take 5 seasons!

Posted by: Netflix Executives at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (ESVrU)

101 What really ticked me off as I watched meet the depressed is the ugly woman moderating seemed so delighted to state (I paraphrase): Yes we’re glad the officer was rescued but the real takeaway here is that Trump was lying when he said we’ve eliminated Iranian air defenses… this one jet going down proves that the Iranian military is still viable!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (xT8gx)

102 58 Yep… Trump’s truth social post said officer was seriously injured ...
You just know the media was so hoping the Iranians would capture the guy. I really believe that… they hate Trump so much they’d tolerate this American officer being tortured if it hurt Trump. I have zero doubt about this…. TDS is a strong and incurable disease

When even DRUDGE can pervert Trump's Easter message from Happy Easter to All to become TRUMP EASTER:'PRAISE BE TO ALLAH' is there any question that WorldWar-Z is happening right before our eyes.

The only denoument, as in the movie sequel, being to lure them into the zones of the own making: NO KINGS, BLM, ACAB... for their own demise.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (Vdn3j)

103 AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (HTa/G)

104 Ever deal with procurement?
Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)

You forgot Checkmate.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (ZhdAT)

105 66 The Media loved to cover Saddam using captive Western civilians as human shields.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (GcFhi

My favorite part were the western volunteers who went there expecting some sort of heroes' welcome from Saddam but were surprised when Saddam put them to use.

From Grok.

Approximately 200 to 500 western (and other international) anti-war activists volunteered and traveled to Iraq in early 2003 as part of the "Human Shield Action to Iraq" to position themselves at potential bombing targets (such as power plants, oil refineries, and water facilities) in hopes of deterring or complicating a U.S.-led invasion

Who Stayed During the Invasion

Far fewer stayed once the bombing began in March 2003. Estimates of those who remained throughout the initial campaign range from 25 to just over 100 (one source claims around 80 in the Baghdad area). None of the sites they occupied were hit, and no shields were killed or injured. Many left due to disagreements over placement, safety concerns, or Iraqi authorities asking some (including organizer Ken O'Keefe) to depart.


I guess the accomodations at the military facilities weren't up to their standards..

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)

106 Leadership.
Don't send your troops anywhere you aren't willing to go yourself.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

Um...

Posted by: Tim Walz at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (pJK38)

107 "The extraction base where the aircraft originally landed is about 50 miles from Isfahan... a city of about 2M people and one of the Iranian regime's core nuclear research sites."

Posted by: Artie Johnson in a German uniform smoking a cigarette behind a bush at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (jstR0)

108 They're dead Ahmed, they're all dead.
_Dr. Machoya

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (nXhai)

109
When even DRUDGE can pervert Trump's Easter message from Happy Easter to All to become TRUMP EASTER:'PRAISE BE TO ALLAH' is there any question that WorldWar-Z is happening right before our eyes.


Praise be to Allah made me LOL.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (mAxUt)

110 Interesting....

Posted by: Artie Johnson in a German uniform smoking a cigarette behind a bush at April 05, 2026 12:41 PM (jstR0)

111 Trump lied. I'm still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

112 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?
Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

I know there is a SBR for emergency use in the inventory, but I don't know if F-15s carry them.
On the other hand, the SBR could easily be mischaracterized to be a pistol, for the firearms illiterate.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:41 PM (2xF0u)

113 I would bet President Trump was in the war room all weekend unlike Barky who called it a night while a embassy burned

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Ia/+0)

114 Don't tell them that there are a couple hundred extras in storage in the desert."

Soldiers? I knew it! A sooper sekret plan to stock soopersoldiers...

Oh. Nevermind.

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Aq1cY)

116
My brother had to punch out of his Mohawk in Vietnam. He said he didn't feel a thing due to adrenaline, but his ass was sore as hell for a week after.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I lost a friend who waited too long to get out of a Mohawk. They do not have zero/zero seats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)

117 Trump should Tweet out, "next time it will be the 82d Airborne at Firebase Xerxes."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:43 PM (GcFhi)

118 In the woke version of the story, not only will the Iranians win, they will win through the Power of Song and Interpretive Dance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:43 PM (UA2di)

119 You can thank Mrs Meanie and Little Meanie for helping to get our crewman and the CSAR guys back safely. They lit candles for them at Good Friday stations of the cross.

Great turnout at Mass this morning. I haven't seen that many people in Mass since the Boat People showed up in my parish in 1978.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2026 12:43 PM (qwx/I)

120 In the woke version of the story, not only will the Iranians win, they will win through the Power of Song and Interpretive Dance"

Disney.

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:44 PM (XuXeR)

121 They shot down our jet.
Russian stuff is better than Chinese.
We're working on counter measures
right now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:44 PM (nXhai)

122 We are not just doing battle with the Iranians. Our enemies clearly include liberal Democrats who have cheered for the capture or death of our pilot. I’m shocked but not surprised at the volume of anti American comments coming from them. Even accounting for Russian, Chinese and other enemy trolls, it’s quite astounding.

The new argument is about the cost of equipment lost to recover our guys. Apparently the people who cheered Biden leaving $85 billion in equipment in AFG are upset about a few aircraft being lost to save our guys.

We never leave anyone behind. Never.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (1zcQ9)

123 Disney?

Tinkerbell in a hijab?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (GcFhi)

124 They shot down our jet."

Do we have anything resembling reliable info on what actually happened? 'Cause I haven't seen squat...

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)

125 Later hordemates.
Off to church.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (2WIwB)

126 We never leave anyone behind. Never.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (1zcQ9)


OH REEELLY???

HUMA! MOAR GIN!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2028 at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (guGkK)

127 Yeah as said above. Delaware Democrats are celebrating Ramadan next year

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (Ia/+0)

128 115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Aq1cY)

No - it's Trump. He'll tell Hegsgeth to double down and wipe out any last person who was coming for the pilot and the weapons officer...use all the imaging we have, track them, and make them wish they weren't trying to kill our people...

You don't hire a person with the nickname Big Balls unless you have bigger ones. And Trump is never one to back away - he always doubles down in a game of chicken...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:47 PM (tOcjL)

129 What is an SBR?

Posted by: Person who doesn't know at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)

130 I saw vids of jihadi durka durkas capturing...US toothpaste! and underwear! Probably novel and amazing to 7th century savages.

Here is another bit:
"An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.

According to the source, the mission lasted about 36 hours.

The source also said a US helicopter came under fire during the operation but was able to return safely to base."

Iran International is reliable.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

131 Disney?

Tinkerbell in a hijab?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (GcFhi)

Amazon. The rescued WSO will be played by Peter Dinklage.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (2xF0u)

132 Sometimes both arms.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (ZhdAT

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Used one of them to keep Obamacare alive; what a disaster.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (0ghpI)

133 115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Aq1cY)

If there were to be any change in tactics, I suspect it would be to correct some overconfidence that has crept in about Iran’s lack of air defenses. There will always be some MANPADS and other local ground fire in places which remains quite dangerous.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (UA2di)

134
Hopefully this will further reduce Islamic Occupiers' already-reduced morale. I'm looking at posts by other Muslims talking about what an absolute humiliation this is for Iran.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (1wjle)

135 Here is another bit:
"An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.


Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (mAxUt)

136 What is an SBR?
Posted by: Person who doesn't know at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)

Short Barreled Rifle

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (2xF0u)

137 Has the cause of this particular F-15E's crash been determined? I keep hearing "ground fire" or something to that effect. So, in shorthand, shot down.

But has that been confirmed? Or is it wishful thinking on the MSM's part?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (AkEZC)

138 To put it in terms real people can relate to, if you think of the federal budget as like a family's annual income, 300 M out of a3 Trillion annual budget is 0.0001 or 0.01%.

Assume a 40 hour workweek and 50 weeks a year is 2000 hours of working per year.

0.0001 X 2000 hours = 0.2 hours or 12 minutes.

If you make $40/ hour it equates to $8. That's basically a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Isn't one life worth a cup of coffee?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (QGaXH)

139 Iran is looking like a knock-kneed nag, aka Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (GcFhi)

140 Off to church"

Soon to Easter performance of Handel's Messiah. And we will stand for the chorus.


SDG

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (XuXeR)

141 Trump's looking at his watch:

https://tinyurl.com/cc7erkx2

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (1o8D5)

142 135 Here is another bit:
"An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.


Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (mAxUt)

They were wearing sandals?

Honestly, when people say no boots on the ground, they never include the uber-top special forces groups...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (tOcjL)

143 Artemis cost as much as 14 hours of Medicate spending.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (GcFhi)

144 apparently the pilot carried the "Combat Survivor Evader Locator Beacon." It's a coded beacon that jumps between frequencies and transmits in microbursts so that the enemy can't triangulate the signal.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)

145 115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?

Trump has staged and pulled the best Episode of Apprentice ever while no one even suspected it was really real -- but wait, there's more!


https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-OrangeLotus
Orange Lotus: How the Trump Show Outwits Reality

Trump understands the press better than they understand him... or Reality... it's what's left over when they have no one left to LIE TO...

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (AZmp+)

146 What is an SBR"

Scary black rifle...

(Kidding)

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (XuXeR)

147 There is another crazy story about WSO hiking up 7k mi mountainous terrain, while apparently wounded, and for miles away from the crash site. Military that is at the peak of fitness pays off. Kudos to Hegseth for getting rid "physical liabilities".

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (GD0B3)

148 A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.
Posted by: John F. MacMichael

You people are SO cruel!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)

149 I fall to pieces
every time your gunship comes around
I fall to pieces
every time I hear that cannon sound

You want me to act like allah's not the best
You want me to forget
Pretend that allah's not the best
And I've tried and I've tried, but virgins beckon yet
You walk by and I'm shot to pieces.

I fall to pieces
every time your gunship comes around
I fall to pieces
every time I hear that cannon sound

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (nXhai)

150 We are not just doing battle with the Iranians. Our enemies clearly include liberal Democrats who have cheered for the capture or death of our pilot.
--------

The Iranians are our adversaries, the Left are our enemy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

151 a microburst consists of a message recorded and heavily compressed so that it can be transmitted in fractions of a second.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (1wjle)

152 As I understand it, MANPADS can go up to 26,000.feet. It's impossible to find them all stored away

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (QWosr)

153 Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (mAxUt)

he did ? 😀

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (GD0B3)

154
>Short Barreled Rifle
###
Oh.

Posted by: Person who now knows at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (2Ez/1)

155 142 135 Here is another bit:
"An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.”

You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (UA2di)

156 There's a whole bunch of vehicles parking across the street. I thought party.

But there's a town Easter Egg hunt for the kids in the park. My part of Canada can be safely taken.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

157
runner,

Happy Easter!!

You did a stellar job keeping us informed last night.

Thank you very much.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (3ek7K)

158 I knew of F-14 jocks that packed Mac-10's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XeU6L)

159 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base."

True, but I'll tip my hat to the Israeli forces...

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XuXeR)

160 If CNN was telling the truth about Iranian citizens hunting our troops, then they all need to be exterminated.

They've been how!ing "death to America" for nearly half a century, and I see no value to allowing them to live.

As for the children, nits make lice.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (7leMO)

161 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (UA2di)
-

So... kernel rank?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (1o8D5)

162 oh wait Trump said he was seriously wounded, not "not seriously wounded." Whoops, sorry for the misinformation.

Still he was ambulatory and able to hike up a mountain so either he was on the low side of "seriously wounded" or he's just an absolute beast.

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (1wjle)

163 152 As I understand it, MANPADS can go up to 26,000.feet. It's impossible to find them all stored away
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (QWosr)

Especially when that’s what the basement of every Mosque in the country is used for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (UA2di)

164 148 A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.
Posted by: John F. MacMichael
---

There's clip on the various ways one can move the slide and chamber a round with one hand. Think it covers mag insertion also.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (nXhai)

165 And on top of the demoralizing news, of rescue, and setting up a base under their noses in heavily fortified Isfahan, Trump dropped a post calling them "crazy bastards", commanding them to open the Strait, and then...making fun of their durka durka savage cult ! Pièce de résistance !

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)

166 More info on the USAF SBR:

https://tinyurl.com/4bdamkjm

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:56 PM (2xF0u)

167 F-14 jocks that packed Mac-10's."

Flying over Compton?

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)

168 159 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base."

True, but I'll tip my hat to the Israeli forces...
Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XuXeR)

An army travels on its stomach. Keeping everybody fed, watered and happy, including snacks, is important..

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (QGaXH)

169 Cucker Tarlson is inconsolable right now.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (c3Uld)

170 The hiking story came from CNN...gain of salt. I am sure Apple TV movie will make it all clear in no time!

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)

171 What a testament to the power of prayer!

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (OoFl2)

172 The cockpit of a modern fighter is astonishingly small. Not roomy at all. This is why tanks are better. Hell, you can carry a cooler in your tank.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)


You can make homemade alcohol on a submarine. You know, theoretically.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)

173 >> If CNN was telling the truth


I don't believe that is ever a concern.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (TLp3A)

174 Remember those quaint old times when the Democrats gritted their teeth for a WHOLE MONTH pretending to be American, before the strain became too much and they relapsed into siding with Iraq and Afghanistan?

Good times. They didn't even bother this time around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (BI5O2)

175 So... kernel rank?"

*groan*

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XuXeR)

176 @157 thank you ! I repost, you decide !

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

177 Still he was ambulatory and able to hike up a mountain so either he was on the low side of "seriously wounded" or he's just an absolute beast.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (1wjle)

I'm pretty sure it's both.

Leslie Jones will play him for Disney's film.

Everyone have a happy Easter. Later.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:59 PM (Sco7b)

178 >>apparently the pilot carried the "Combat Survivor Evader Locator Beacon." It's a coded beacon that jumps between frequencies and transmits in microbursts so that the enemy can't triangulate the signal.

Those things can still be recovered from the downed airman by the bad guys, thus laying a possible trap for CSAR.

Which is why there is the requirement to authenticate to SAR via UHF survival radio your identity via pre-established code word.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 12:59 PM (Y1sOo)

179 148 A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.
...
You people are SO cruel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B203twyaMfM
Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway?


"The difference between a civilian and a citizen? A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not."

By this definition, how many really are?
A: STARSHIP TROOPERs -- citizenship is not a birthright; it is a status earned

The LIBs ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless because the Value illicitly obtained retains NO VALUE.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:59 PM (6uNJf)

180 I honestly don’t comprehend how anyone in the military can be a Democrat. These people are cheering for your death, people. Wake the fuck up.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 01:00 PM (c3Uld)

181 Hopefully just a Golden BB, like the one that brought down the F-117 during Allied Force in 99.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2026 01:00 PM (qwx/I)

182 If CNN was telling the truth

I always enjoy visiting the old folk's home and seeing CNN on the TVs there. Old Wolf Blitzer still looks like he just ate a bug and is so disturbed, so angry and so ate up with it that Trump is President.

Posted by: This Is CNN at April 05, 2026 01:02 PM (jRlwL)

183 Last night Goldie Ghamari commented how weird it was all the local people , in the dead of night all of a sudden blocking roads and access, just sitting there, and that they are possibly blocking IRGC from moving about and finding the airman. That they used similar tactics during uprisings in the past, flooding roads so IRGC could not get through.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:02 PM (GD0B3)

184 If don't get back for awhile, have a blessed Easter everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 01:02 PM (Ia/+0)

185 >>>Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began.

Well done, if true.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (dK+Kv)

186 There's a photo in one of the posts in my link upthread of a group of Iranian citizens, all armed, who apparently were helping the US find the WSO and get him to safety.

The reports about "Iranians flocking to the area to seize the WSO for the IRGC" were false.

They were clogging the roads in the area so the IRGC had a difficult time getting there.

This, according to some. And not the MSM.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (AkEZC)

187 What a testament to the power of prayer!

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (OoFl2)

Absolutely. For years to come the WSO will have complete strangers find out that he was that guy and tell him, "I prayed for you."

Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (pJK38)

188 28 I love how Trump uses the media with mixed messaging to deke the enemy.
It really pisses off the media, and the misdirection works
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (jZ3ZM)

New word to me: deke

noun
a deceptive movement or feint that induces an opponent to move out of position.

verb
draw (a player) out of position by performing a deke: four minutes into the third period, Hull scored his 70th goal of the season, deking a Flyer defenseman to the ice | [no object] : McRae deked twice and scored.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (fNISR)

189 ORIGIN
1960s: shortened form of decoy

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (fNISR)

190 Hey there, folks. Lent is over.

What did I miss?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (Cx2wO)

191 yeah, durka durkas are using "the best of" Cucker Tarlson clips of console themselves, while RT is running Alex Jones...what a bunch of unAmerican losers.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)

192 Hey there, folks. Lent is over.

What did I miss?

==

Price of eggs is way down from last year!

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

193 Absolutely. For years to come the WSO will have complete strangers find out that he was that guy and tell him, "I prayed for you."
Posted by: Vendette
-------
Should never have to buy his own drink for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

194
What a wonderful gift for the WSO's family.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 01:06 PM (3ek7K)

195 190 Hey there, folks. Lent is over.

What did I miss?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (Cx2wO)

We're now part of MSNOW and primarily a platform for viewers of The View.

Just kidding! Welcome back!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:07 PM (QGaXH)

196 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

197 RT is Pravda.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (2Ez/1)

198 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)


There are Kurdish Iranians. Maybe there was a mix-up in the region where the weapons were sent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

199 196 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

buncha turds, them Kurds...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (QGaXH)

200 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (UA2di)


WHY YOU DENIGRATE ACTIONS OF BRITISH NAVY11!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

201 RT constantly runs Cucker, Ovens and now Jones to support their anti american propoganda. Nice accomplishment.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)

202 The word deke was used in sports when I was a yuuute. If you faked out someone, like in football made someone miss a tackle that was a deke.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 01:10 PM (c3Uld)

203 Just amazing timing our officer was rescued on Easter. Praise God

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 01:11 PM (xT8gx)

204 There are Kurdish Iranians. Maybe there was a mix-up in the region where the weapons were sent.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

I am aware, Iraqi Kurds not the same as Iranian tribes. Many Iraqi ones are separatists and work agains the goals of Iranians. Trump is channeling something, but we don't know what yet.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

205 Still don't think he is a full bird colonel. I'm guessing Lt. Col., an O-5, which would make him most likely the squadron's CO or XO.

But maybe his is a full bird, a "wing-weeny" who got himself on the flight schedule for a combat mission to enhance his resume for the next flag selection board.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 01:12 PM (Y1sOo)

206 Blowing up planes so they won't fall into the wrong hands behind enemy lines is still a better use of our money than all the fraud in CA and MN.

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:12 PM (gWBY1)

207 Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?
Posted by: It's me donna
----

Puts finger to lips.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:12 PM (nXhai)

208 This rescue effort deserves a mini series.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 01:14 PM (lJ0H4)

209 And the town Easter Egg hunt is over.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 01:15 PM (Sco7b)

210 just incredible how openly the media is rooting for the enemy to win.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 01:16 PM (MIIRH)

211 Funny looking broomstick.

https://is.gd/yZJYpx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

212 The Lotus Eaters Podcast has gone full retard, btw.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)

213 Posted by: Air Conditioning Installation at April 05, 2026 01:15 PM (qJ3EV)

Ditto, friend!

Posted by: Quality Lace Wigs at April 05, 2026 01:17 PM (guGkK)

214 to enhance his resume for the next flag selection board.
Posted by: one hour sober at April

Well…guess he managed to do that with a bit more drama than he probably anticipated!

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 01:17 PM (OoFl2)

215 Since Friday many Iranian accounts were posting AI images of supposed airman, being greeted to barbecues and celebrations, like this :

https://tinyurl.com/4z5ayddw

https://tinyurl.com/3y655e56

🤣

Just to show where they stand !

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)

216 Who is this Tousi tv dude? First I heard of him. Is this legit info? The comments channel reads kinda like bots on there

Posted by: JoshO at April 05, 2026 01:18 PM (xL2KH)

217
Troll?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 01:19 PM (3ek7K)

218 What if the US did not confirm rescue.
Just draw more asshoe into a kill box?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:19 PM (/lPRQ)

219 This rescue effort deserves a mini series.

We are on it! We have it titled "Angels From Above" and it will star Lizzo as a downed UN aviator behind enemy lines in Alabama being rescued by an all Trannsexual cast starring Elliot Page as Commodore Stryker. Full of intense, spine tingling excitement and lots of sexual innuendo. The dramatic ending where the "ladies" fight off a gang of Stars and Bars flag waving rednecks is not to be missed!

Order Today!

Posted by: Netflix at April 05, 2026 01:20 PM (jRlwL)

220 206 Blowing up planes so they won't fall into the wrong hands behind enemy lines is still a better use of our money than all the fraud in CA and MN.

Something that ICEKingJoe didn't do after his Dunkirk Retreat from Afghanistan.

What is the vital national interest? -- IceKing Joe'21 delivering it all to the desperate and deliberately evil after releasing to Iran $6B to exactly what they said they would do.

At least George Tenet in the opening days of GW I required Uday Hussein during his $2B robbery of the bank of Iraq to charter his own fleet of garbage trucks. So many, they were visible from space, which forced Tenet to pull a Kelly's Hero opening fire redirection to nonexistant bunkers so that Uday got away... without which there would have been no ISIS... no forWAR'd forever!

It was no more an accident than Epstein, and America250 move-on means that the chief-in-charge needs to take the blame and the fall...(which he won't) as a morality tale.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (h7sK3)

221 I always assumed "deke" was short for decoy.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (IhL8c)

222 https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/2040807250504171739
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Dyin' aint much of a livin'. *spit*

Posted by: Josie Wales at April 05, 2026 01:24 PM (EI0rs)

223 198 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

I have to believe that story is some kind of intentional misinformation. You’d have to be crazy to give arms to any of the groups in the Middle East and think they would voluntarily turn them over to anyone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 01:25 PM (UA2di)

224 >>https://tinyurl.com/3y655e56

Just got shot down and already has a Persian girlfriend, although she sitting a bit far away because she hasn't developed full trust yet.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 01:26 PM (Y1sOo)

225 >>> just incredible how openly the media is rooting for the enemy to win.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 01:16 PM (MIIRH)

They know that just as their positive efforts helped keep morale up and help keep American invested in WW2, conversely they helped turn the tide of negative public opinion against the Vietnam War and forced us to pull out. After Afghanistan's disastrous pullout, they cannot let Trump or America get a persona win.

(I'm not saying we should have stayed in Vietnam, it was a disaster. But I do feel for the Vietnamese suffering under communism. The Vietnamese that make it to the US in our modern era and now get their family members here are the most based of people. They have lived through hell over there.)

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:26 PM (gWBY1)

226 Which is why there is the requirement to authenticate to SAR via UHF survival radio your identity via pre-established code word.
Posted by: one hour sober


Palomino

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:27 PM (/lPRQ)

227 I think I have an SBR in my pants! Feels wet, though.

Posted by: JRB FromDE at April 05, 2026 01:30 PM (oftw2)

228 I think I have an SBR in my pants! Feels wet, though.
Posted by: JRB
--------

'This is my rifle, this is my gun...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

229 The nice thing about Tousi TV is he is a British Iranian and his dad is in Tehran. So he speaks and understands the language and can translate everything in real time. No crappy AI translators.

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)

230 Mamdami stupidly said for the money we spent on this war, we could have paid off student debt.

What's the annual budget of the city you run, dude? 100 billion? And you spend more than the entire state of Florida, that has more people? And you still can't find money?

Also I doubt he is complaining about what we are spending on the Artemis mission. He knows that the party that loves science sexually can't grumble too loud about a NASA mission to space.

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:41 PM (gWBY1)

231 They could of rescued and flown the pilots out on giant bagels, just like in those Tolkien books.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 01:42 PM (OZjJW)

232 141 Trump's looking at his watch:

https://tinyurl.com/cc7erkx2
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (1o8D5)

ewww the comments

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:44 PM (fNISR)

233 Tousi has been a consistently reliable voice since this war began.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 01:44 PM (UA2di)

234 They could of rescued and flown the pilots out on giant bagels, just like in those Tolkien books.
Posted by: Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 01:42 PM (OZjJW)


bagels could never fly that far.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR)

235 bagels could never fly that far.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR)

African bagels or European bagels?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:51 PM (I7pZ1)

236 African bagels or European bagels?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:51 PM (I7pZ1)


Even onion bagels would be incapable of flying hobbits that far.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

237 215 Since Friday many Iranian accounts were posting AI images of supposed airman, being greeted to barbecues and celebrations, like this :

https://tinyurl.com/4z5ayddw

https://tinyurl.com/3y655e56

🤣

Just to show where they stand !
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)

*AI images*

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:59 PM (fNISR)

238 nood jobs

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 02:00 PM (fNISR)

239 Isfahan... a city of about 2M people and one of the Iranian regime's core nuclear research sites.

Ballsy move there Leroy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Pop over with a Geiger counter while you're close guys.

Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2026 02:10 PM (FhXTo)

240 "Also, Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began."


Honest caveat:
Hopefully this doesn't result in another Mujahadin-type about face in ten years.

Posted by: BuddyPC at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (A7pwZ)

241 ...but the real takeaway here is that Trump was lying when he said we’ve eliminated Iranian air defenses… this one jet going down proves that the Iranian military is still viable!!!

And the fact that the Washington Generals sometimes got a bucket or two proved that they were this close to beating the Globetrotters.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 02:51 PM (vTZFs)

242 If you make $40/ hour it equates to $8. That's basically a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Isn't one life worth a cup of coffee?

Depends. Do they have a (D) or (R) after their name?

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 05, 2026 03:47 PM (6uxuX)

243 "229 The nice thing about Tousi TV is he is a British Iranian and his dad is in Tehran. So he speaks and understands the language and can translate everything in real time. No crappy AI translators." cool, thanks for helping clear that up, I had not seen his channel before today

Posted by: JoshO at April 05, 2026 05:10 PM (xL2KH)

Sunday Morning Book Thread - 4-5-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]


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Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (published by Big Penguin. Seriously.) Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(cuteness quotient is off the charts.)

So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, unwrap a chocolate Easter bunny, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?


8So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell the disciples. 9Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. 10Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."

Matthew 28:8-10 (NIV)


WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR

MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD!

If you are reading The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings for the first time, then know that the following contains massive spoilers. You may want to skip over thie section of the Sunday Morning Book Thread. Of course, if you want to read on, feel free to do so. The story is very much worth re-reading, so I hope the spoilers will not interfere with your enjoyment of the story.




At the end of the film adaptation of The Return of the King, three Eagles swoop down from out of nowhere to rescue Sam and Frodo from the slopes of Mount Doom as it spews out lava and ash after the One Ring has been destroyed.

A common critique of the film is that if the Eagles could have rescued Frodo and Sam, they could also have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, thus cutting the story short and simplifying the plot.

This thought was in my mind as I read both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings recently, as I believe I discovered ample textual evidence to support the assertion that the Eagles could NOT have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, even though neither the text nor Tolkien himself explicitly make that claim.

1. The Eagles are not concerned with the affairs of other races.

In The Hobbit, the narrator gives some background information on the Eagles, explaining that they are not terribly concerned with the affairs of other races, preferring to keep to themselves in their aeries in the Misty Mountains. They stayed away from the realms of men for practical reasons--men tended to shoot first and ask questions later when Eagles snatched their livestock. When the Eagles rescue Thorin and Company from goblins in the Misty Mountains, Gandalf attempts to persuade the Eagles to take them closer to the Lonely Mountain and is met with this response:


The Lord of the Eagles would not take them anywhere near where men lived. "They would shoot at us with their great bows of yew," he said, "for they would think we were after their sheep. And at other times they would be right. No! We are glad to cheat goblins of their sport, but we will not risk ourselves for dwarves in the southern plains."

"Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit

It's doubtful that the Eagles would see the need to carry a tiny trinket like the One Ring to Mount Doom. It's simply not a part of their world.

Mordor was crawling with Orcs, Goblins, Men, and other nasty beings who would gladly shoot down any Eagle attempting to penetrate their defenses. Sauron even had flying defenders in the form of "fell beasts" that later served as mounts for the Nazgúl.

2. Secrecy was of primary importance.

Above all, the One Ring had to be carried to Mordor in secret. That meant the Enemy had to be fooled. Eagles tend to stand out. Especially when Eagles are found in territory where they don't belong. And not all Eagles are good. Many of them could, in fact, be spies for the Enemy.


Eagles are not kindly birds. Some are cowardly and cruel.

"Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit

It's made quite clear that Sauron has many, many flying spies between Mordor and the Misty Mountains. The Fellowship has to hide from such spies more than once on their travels through Eregion.

During their trip down the Anduin, both Legolas and Aragorn make note of an Eagle flying high and they wonder on whose side the Eagle might belong.


There were many birds about the cliffs and the rock chimneys, and all day high in the air flocks of birds had been circling, black against the pale sky. As they lay in their camp that day Aragon watched the flights doubtfully, wondering if Gollum had been doing some mischief and the news of their voyage was now moving in the wilderness. Later as the sun was setting, and the Company was stirring and getting ready to start again, he described a dark spot against a fading light: a great bird high and far off, now wheeling, now flying on slowly southwards.

"What is that, Legolas?" he asked, pointing to the northern sky. "Is it, I think, an eagle?"

"Yes," said Legolas. "It is an eagle, a hunting eagle. I wonder what that forebodes. It is far from the mountains."

"The Great River," The Fellowship of the Ring

Both of them are suspicious of seeing an Eagle so far from its natural habitat. They are also paranoid about Gollum's mischief and they know that the far side of the River Anduin is crawling with orcs and goblins.

3. The One Ring would lose itself if in custody of the Eagles

One of the abilities of the One Ring is to find itself a new possessor. It has a habit of losing itself when it becomes tired or bored of its current possessor.

Giving the One Ring to the Eagles is risky for a couple of reasons. First, as mentioned earlier, the Eagles would not truly understand the need to destroy the One Ring, so the One Ring can use that to slip away from the Eagles as they will not pay much attention to it. Second, the One Ring could use its influence to persuade them to drop it somewhere else. The Eagles would probably not care which volcano they dropped it into.

Dropping the One Ring in the wilderness means there's a high probability that the One Ring could be found by one of Sauron's many, many flying spies, many of whom would be attracted to a shiny bauble like the One Ring. From there, it's easy to fly the One Ring back to Mordor to its Master's hand.

4. The One Ring could exert a more dangerous power over the Eagles

The Great Eagles are creatures of tremendous power. Gwaihir the Wind Lord is the mightiest of them all, wise and powerful beyond all other flying creatures.

For him, the One Ring is even more dangerous, as explained by Elrond:


"Its strength, Boromir, is too great for anyone to wield at will, save only those who have a great power of their own. But for them it holds an even deadlier peril. The very desire of it corrupts the heart. Consider Saruman. If any of the Wise should with this Ring overthrow the Lord of Mordor, using his own arts, he would then set himself on Sauron's throne, and yet another Dark Lord would appear."

"The Council of Elrond," The Fellowship of the Ring

Elrond's point is made crystal clear when Frodo offers to give the One Ring to Galadriel. She very nearly succumbs to temptation, but recognizes the test for what it is, and is able to resist the desire to claim the One Ring for herself. If the One Ring can nearly seduce the wisest being in Middle-Earth in the very heart of her domain, her seat of power, what might it do to an Eagle, a creature that is basically defined by the word "pride?"

Any Eagle that possessed the One Ring runs the very real risk of being seduced by the power it offers.

The power of the One Ring is quite subtle and widespread. Saruman never came within a hundred miles of the One Ring and yet he was seduced by it simply by knowing its lore. Although his interactions with Sauron through the palantir probably didn't help.

5. The role of prophecy and destiny

The fate of the One Ring was tied up with multiple destinies. Frodo's is the most obvious, but Sam, Gollum, Aragorn, and even Gandalf all had their own fates woven into the fate of the One Ring.

Both Aragorn and Gandalf had to experience their own hero's journey during this adventure.

Gandalf the Grey was fated to die and be reborn as Mithrandir, or Gandalf the White, to replace Saruman as the leader of the Wise.

Aragorn's destiny was to return to Gondor to claim his birthright, but before that time he had to establish that he was worthy of being the king that Gondor needed. "The hands of the king are the hands of a healer." (The Return of the King) Aragorn had to develop his own strengths and demonstrate his leadership potential through his actions across Rohan and Gondor. In order to accomplish that task, he needed the time afforded to him by the journey of the One Ring towards Mount Doom.

Gollum's fate was sealed when he attempted to snatch the One Ring from Frodo. At that point, Frodo wielded the influence of the One Ring against another creature, thus sealing his own doom and failing the Quest.


"Down, down!" he [Frodo] gasped, clutching his hand to his breast, so that beneath the cover of the leather shirt he clasped the Ring. "Down, you creeping thing, and out of my path! Your time is at an end. You cannot betray me or slay me now."

Then suddenly, as before under the eaves of the Emyn Muil, Sam saw these two rivals with other vision. A crouching shape, scarcely more than a shadow of a living thing, ruined and defeated, yet filled with a hideous lust and rage; and before it stood stern, untouchable now by pity, a figure robed in white, but at its breast it held a wheel of fire. Out of the fire spoke a commanding voice.

"Begone and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fires of Doom."

"Mount Doom," The Return of the King

This is the moment when the Ring is truly destroyed, as Gollum was commanded by the Ringbearer to fulfil a task, and nothing in Middle-Earth, save perhaps Sauron himself, would be able to countermand that order.

Had the Ring been carried by an Eagle, none of this would have occurred, and Middle-Earth would be doomed.

Destroying the One Ring was not the task that was appointed to the Eagles. That task was for Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Hobbits. In an early chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf notes that there are far greater powers than he and Sauron that are moving in the world, and that Frodo's actions and decisions are being guided by such powers, whether he knows it or not.


"Beyond that there was something else at work, beyond any design of the Ring-maker. I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you were also meant to have it. And that may be an encouraging thought."

"The Shadow of the Past," The Fellowship of the Ring

Final question...if the Eagles couldn't fly the Ring to Mordor, then why were they able to fly in and rescue Frodo and Sam?

I leave that as an exercise for the reader, because that question is also answered directly in the text.


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MORON RECOMMENDATIONS


My big read this week is Thomas Mullen's weirdly prescient 2006 novel The Last Town on Earth, about an isolated logging town in Washington State that decides to quarantine itself from the outside world during the 1918 flu epidemic. There's a backdrop of labor unrest, suspicion of outsiders, and the Wilson administration's attack on "seditious" speech. The new flu strain is fast-acting and vicious and nobody knows how long they have to wait until it manifests in the body. Masking and social distancing are required in the cities. Business and transportation grind to a halt from both the draft and illness claiming workers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 29, 2026 09:27 AM (kpS4V)

Comment: In hindsight, it can appear to be a prescient novel, but I think it's more that the author has a firm understanding of human nature and demonstrates that knowledge throughout the story. I read C.S. Lewis' That Hideous Strength (1946) at the height of the COVID epidemic in early 2021. I was disturbed at how "prescient" that story was in relation to the COVID pandemic, but again it was mostly because Lewis understood man's fallen nature and was able to tell a gripping story because of his deep insights.

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I've been reading Wardrobes and Rings: Through Lenten Lands with the Inklings. It is a devotional, each brief chapter relating a passage from one of the Inklings, mostly Lewis and Tolkien, that can lead to an appreciation of the Lenten season and its meaning. The chapters were written variously by Malcolm Guite, Julia Golding, and Simon Horobin.

I find it refreshing both for the connections I hadn't considered and for the approach. Lent isn't simply a time to deprive yourself of some pleasure as a punishment or penance. The focus is more on eliminating distractions to better contemplate the life and lessons of Christ leading to renewal of life on Easter.

I'm not trying to make a religious statement or start a debate. Just describing the book.

Posted by: JTB at March 29, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

Comment: That's actually a great point about eliminating distractions. We are consumed by distractions in the physical world. We have entertainment on demand 24/7. We have endless ways of finding diversions to pass the time. But I do think we benefit greatly when we can tune out those distractions and focus in on what's truly important to us, whatever that might be.

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I'm currently 3/4 of the way through Victor Davis Hanson's A War Like No Other, the tale of the Peloponnesian Wars (Athens & allies vs. Sparta and its allies). Fifth-century Greece, only a couple of decades past the more famous wars with the Persian Empire. Hanson does not give us a plodding year-by-year chronology of the war. Instead, his sections focus on elements that proved important in the war, like "Fire," "Disease" (the big plague in Athens early in the war), "Armor," "Walls," and "Horses." He also focuses on the lessons the Greeks learned, and that we can learn, from the war. Not exactly light reading; it requires attention; but it's not dense, not a slog to get through at all.

I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point. Any ally who thought about going over to Sparta got its town besieged, and its inhabitants executed or sold into slavery. We'd always been taught in school that Sparta was such a terrible dictatorship, but Athens (its voting assembly, anyway) was bad too. So much for the joys of pure "democracy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

Comment: I have this book somewhere in my garage, I think (I moved my nonfiction books out there to make more room in the house for my fiction books). I may have to dig it back up again.

MORE MORON RECOMMENDATIONS CAN BE FOUND HERE: AoSHQ - Book Thread Recommendations

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WHAT I'VE ACQUIRED RECENTLY

I enjoy F. Paul Wilson's writing style, so I ordered a few more of his books:


  • The Hidden Book 1 - The Upwelling by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

  • The Hidden Book 2 - Lexie by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

  • Midnight Mass by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY

The journey through F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World continues. Like The Dresden Files, these books move fast. I can blaze through a book in a day or two because Wilson just keeps the pace moving quickly, but it never feel so rushed that you can't enjoy the story.



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The Tomb introduced the character of Repairman Jack, but Legacies is really where F. Paul Wilson fleshes out the character. It was written 14 years after The Tomb, so Wilson had a lot of time to think about how he'd write an ongoing series with a central main character. Legacies has one of Jack's all-time great "fixes" in it is as well. A thug steals Christmas toys from a clinic that provides medical care and treatment to babies born addicted to drugs, as well as those born with AIDS. Jack is hired to retrieve the toys. What does he do? He dressed up like Santa Claus, tracks down the lowlife scum, and proceeds to beat the dude to within an inch of his life, all while chastising him for being naughty. The toys are returned, the criminal goes to jail, and Jack's legendary approach to fixing problems is born.

Oh, he's also tasked with unraveling a mystery involving Nikola Tesla that threatens the global economy. Unlike later novels, this one has relatively little to do with the "Otherness," an alien cosmic entity that threatens to overtake the Earth, but there are hints that Tesla's activities may be related in some fashion. This is explored in much more depth in the novella Wardenclyffe.



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Jack is hired to find a man's wife who had disappeared. She claimed to have found the truth behind all of the conspiracy theories, a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, if you will. Jack goes undercover at a convention of conspiracy kooks, nuts, and whackjobs to track her down. The truth he discovers is far darker and more dangerous than anyone thought, as the convention is being organized by the agent of the "Otherness" to stimulate a psychic storm that will open a portal and allow the Otherness to bleed through to our side. Or something like that.

This is where Jack's destiny is laid out and he meets his enemy for the first time.



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A mysterious new designer drug has hit the streets, causing ordinary people to burst into violent rage with little to no provocation. The drug has one very peculiar property: every 29 days or so, it becomes inert. All copies of the formula for the drug change. All memories of the drug also change. It defies the laws of physics. Jack is hired to find the source of the drug. In his investigations, he discovers that the source is one of his worst nightmares...



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I took a break from Repairman Jack to re-read The Hobbit as part of the "Tolkien Reading Day" challenge ace issued on March 25. I did manage to finish the whole book in one day. It's less than 300 pages and a fairly quick read.

I was surprised to discover how much of the story is told through expository prose. There's very little dialogue between characters. It's clear that the dwarves don't think too highly of Bilbo Baggins even as he's rescuing them from danger more than once. It's something of a miracle the dwarves survived to make it to Lonely Mountain as they should have been killed for their foolishness multiple times.

I was also surprised to find out that the Eagles who show up at the end do NOT provide the decisive advantage against the Goblins and Warg armies attacking the Elves, Men, and Dwarves (and one Hobbit!). Instead, that honor belongs to another who shows up in the nick of time.



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I've read this book numerous times. It still packs a powerful emotional punch at the end. It's just a great, great story and I'm glad I re-read it.

Although Tolkien explicitly rejected that it was an allegory of Christian faith, it's hard not to see it woven throughout the story. Frodo Baggins, who failed in his quest and gave in to temptation, is nevertheless redeemed in the end, forgiven for all his failings by being allowed to travel to Valinor, one of a very, very small number of non-Elven guests of that blessed realm, where all his wounds will finally be healed. If that's not a Christian message, I don't know what to say.



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And we're back with Repairman Jack. Jack is contacted by his sister Kate, whom he hasn't seen in over a decade and a half. She's frantic because her lover Janelle is behaving strangely after undergoing a radical new treatment for brain cancer. Jack find out that the source of the treatment is a virus that's been tainted by Otherness and its goal is to bring all mankind into Unity. Sounds good until you read the fine print...



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Jack has had a colorful past. For a short period of time he served as an assistant to a fake psychic. The skills he learned during that time serve him well when he's hired by a couple of fake psychics who start experiencing some REAL psychic phenomenon in their house. It turns out that the home once belonged to a serial killer who was performing dark rituals in his basement in an attempt to achieve immortality/invulnerability. Now one of the spirits of the sacrifices--a little girl--has been awakened and she is not happy...



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Jack's father is in a coma down in Florida as a result of a hit-and-run "accident." As usual, the truth of what's going on down there is more complicated. Jack travels down to Florida, where he meets one of the strangest women he's ever met, who claims to be "his mother" even though Jack's mother died fifteen years ago. She also has a little dog, named "Oyv" (Irv), which raises all sorts of red flags for Jack because he keeps meeting women accompanied by dogs who have dire warning for Jack.

Gateways has strong ties to another of Wilson's short stories set within the Secret History of the World: "Pine Barrens" as the phenomenon that is described in that short story is also present in the Everglades and is being leveraged by a clan of inbred mutants to harness power for themselves, led by the twisted, deranged Semerlee, who sees Jack as belonging to her.



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Jack dives into the Dormentalist cult--excuse me, "religion." It's quite obviously a thinly-disguised version of Scientology, with a very similar background and belief system. It also has very strong ties to the Otherness. So now Jack has to find a way to extract a member of the cult and return him to his mother, who's worried about him. Meanwhile, Jack's other major task is dealing with a blackmailing scumbag he's dealt with before. Jack has been told many times now that there are no more coincidences in his life, so what's the connection between this blackmailer and his other case?


PREVIOUS SUNDAY MORNING BOOK THREAD - 3-29-2026 (NOTE: Do NOT comment on old threads!)

Tips, suggestions, recommendations, etc., can all be directed to perfessor -dot- squirrel -at- gmail -dot- com.


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Disclaimer: If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into The Barrel!

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1 Tolle Lege

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Morning, y'all. What a night.

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

3 The Perfessor got the keys to the time machine.

Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (NcvvS)

4 About 1/3 of way through A Reasoned Examination of the Properties of the Three Arms, Infantry, Cavalry and Artillery by Gen Nicolai Okunev, a Napoleonic era Russian officer

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Morning, Perfessor.

Howdy, Horde.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (q3u5l)

6 A treat this morning for Sharpe's series fans, there is a interview with Bernard Cornwell and Sean Bean at The Napoleonic Wars podcast. Its on Spotify now, will be up on YouTube at 10am

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:01 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Not a lot of reading this week. Couple more chapters of Bleak House. Several of Harlan Ellison's short stories. Browsed through a collection of Hemingway's comments on books and writing.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:02 AM (q3u5l)

8 Good morning dear morons and thanks Perfesser

Discovered reading Hegseth's last book it was his idea to rename to the Department of War.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

9 Morning, Book Folken! What an EAster weekend, huh?

I'm pleased to be quoted by our illustrious host. Hanson's A War Like No Other wound up with his summation of the lessons. I wish I'd been taught history like this at school, where the personalities of the prime movers, and the overall themes and lessons of the period being studied, had been the focus. Not just dates and kings and presidents.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)

10 Good morning and happy Easter to my fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:04 AM (yTvNw)

11 Good Sunday morning and Happy Easter to all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:06 AM (kpS4V)

12 This week I finished an oddly prescient spy thriller by Agatha Christie, 1970's Passenger to Frankfurt. It's not a mystery, though there is one of her trademark surprises at the end. Instead it is about a world much like ours today, with protestors being armed and propagandized about a better world to come once the current one is torn down -- armed and financed by big money movers from behind the scenes. No doubt people at the time thought it all rather fantastical. And this edition has an introduction where Christie discusses that. But -- though not a Bondian thriller by any means -- it is fascinating stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:07 AM (wzUl9)

13 That painting at the top of the post is wonderful. So simple and so evocative.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:08 AM (yTvNw)

14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:09 AM (kpS4V)

15 Good Sunday morning, horde!


Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (h7ZuX)

16 Currently I'm on a 2007 Dortmunder caper by Donald E. Westlake, What's So Funny?. A chess set made mostly of gold and weighing some 680 lbs. is the target. Unfortunately it's in a sub-basement vault in an NYC bank. Dortmunder wants nothing to do with the project -- but an ex-cop is blackmailing him into it. So Dortmunder, Stan Murch, Andy Kelp, and several others in the crew realize they will have to get the bankers to take the set *out* of that vault in order to have any chance at it.

I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

17 I thought I'd read "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow" after the new movie preview dropped, the lead actress opened her pie hole, and all the internet howler monkeys began jabbering.

I miss not having an opinion about something before I've read or seen it.

Anyway, Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) is roused from her drunken stupor in a bar on a backwater planet by a young woman who needs help finding the creep who killed her unarmed father. Kara and Ruthye track him across space, meeting many unsavory folks along the way.

This deluxe edition of the comic, written by Tom King and drawn by Bilquis Evely, with gorgeous coloring by Matheus Lopes, is beautiful to look at and the color palette is astounding, all limpid blues and aquas, Martian reds, and bright vermilion. Supergirl looks to my eyes like Carole Lombard. I wish they'd followed the aesthetic more for the movie, but ehh.

I'm enjoying the comic.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (kpS4V)

18 The 'these pants' selection is cute. It would be appropriate for little girls, or big girls, as pajamas. They really captured that happy golden retriever look.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (yTvNw)

19 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:07 AM (wzUl9)

I think it was written in, or just after, 1968 which was known as "The year of madness" in Europe because of all the communist funded rioting. The ending is very disturbing and has stuck with me for decades.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (lFFaq)

20 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026


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They couldn't fit it into their "Hell Freezes Over" tour!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

21 Back with another Legion collection. Late '70s stories. Mostly innocuous. Bring on Paul Levitz.

Must go now. Helping with church egg hunt. Happy Easter to all who believe. Up from the grave he arose.

Posted by: Weak Geek at April 05, 2026 09:12 AM (p/isN)

22 I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)
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I love that flick. The two guys getting trapped under the plexiglass case they're trying to liberate the swag from is comedy gold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (kpS4V)

23 “ And as they went to tell His disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, “Rejoice!” So they came and held Him by the feet and worshiped Him.”

Matthew 28:9

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (P7OV6)

24 Good morning and Happy Easter.

Great news about to hear about the airman being rescued.

Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (Oy/m2)

25 He is Risen! Have a blessed holiday!!!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (OTOad)

26 Sarah Hoyt pimped MP4's Theda Bara books over at Insty's place:
https://shorturl.at/RsMix

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (9vFyc)

27 I always forget how long Easter Vigil mass is.
It's so early...I'm so groggy...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:15 AM (Lhaco)

28 Happy Easter! He is risen!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2026 09:15 AM (lHPJf)

29 MP4's Theda Bara series -- I'm calling it a series! -- is really good, especially (but not exclusively) for fans of the Silent Era. And aren't the covers gorgeous?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:18 AM (kpS4V)

30 I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026
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I love that flick. The two guys getting trapped under the plexiglass case they're trying to liberate the swag from is comedy gold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026


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And even though Redford does not resemble Westlake's description of Dortmunder in the slightest, he had that comic exasperation thing down cold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)

31 Happy Easter! Chateau Lloyd is abuzz with preparations for Mass and our feast, but I had to drop in.

Perfesser, you inspired me to dig out Tolkien's letters, which I'd never really dug into. Great stuff. The way he patiently explained things is amazing.

As for the Eagles, the point about security is key. Sauron can literally "see" the Ring from hundreds of miles away. Remember Frodo diving for cover on the Hill of Sight. Sauron can also influence weather, so vicious storms would ground the Eagles and then the Nazgul would ride up with hosts of orcs and just take it.

LotR is one of the most carefully crafted narratives ever written. People can (and have) plotted the movements with precision and every event has an antecedent to explain it. The movies butchered that, and I think that's where the "let the Eagles do it" meme really caught on. Peter Jackson made the narrative very random, and disjointed. Bakshi's version is actually better, if for no other reason than the lack of Elves at Helm's Deep.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

32 I'm approaching the halfway mark of James Falkner's "The War of Spanish Succession." It's a very dry read. Just a narrative of events. 'This happened, and then this happened, and then, and then, and then...' Useful information if you want to know what happened during the conflict, but not an engaging read. And there isn't any variation of tone or intensity. Massive battles are breezed over just as quickly as basic army movements or disagreements between commanders. I have to struggle to stay focused on the read.

One interesting thing I've learned; this is the war in which Britain seized the naval fortress of Gibraltar, in the southern tip of Spain. They would keep this fortress, and it would play an outsized roll in the various wars to come. However, at the time, it was an old, crappy, poorly-manned fortification that British forces attacked...just because it was there, it would seem. It did not appear to be a significant event until long after the fact.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (Lhaco)

33 A blessed and happy Easter to all.
Re-reading le Carre’s “The Honourable Schoolboy”, spurred on by watching an interview with le Carre about the filming of “The Spy Who Came In From The Cold”.
Watch an old video about an author talking about a movie based on a book of his…start reading a different book by the author.
Sounds perfectly reasonable..

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (Fwvoq)

34 The pic up top was an Adobe stock photo generated by AI

Posted by: Perfessor Sqiurrel at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (WM+gW)

35 Happy Easter, horde!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (eZ5tL)

36 Sarah Hoyt pimped MP4's Theda Bara books over at Insty's place:
https://shorturl.at/RsMix

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (9vFyc)

Saw that too. A bright light in MP4's week (see yesterday's pet thread).

MP4, when you read this, sending virtual hugs your way on the loss of your beautiful Yuki.

Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (pJK38)

37 Was watching Return of the King yesterday, the movies are really a farce of the books. Makes me think of rereading the series. Have done it twice but not in 10 yesrs at least.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)

38 No purple pimp hat?

Posted by: It must be a secret message at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

39 If you are reading The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings for the first time....

Nope. Still not reading, still not interested. Hope the readers have a fine time with these books.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

40 Also on my TBR pile: Mary Beard's Emperor of Rome, a look at the lives of the emperors and the society they lived in. It does not appear to be strictly chronological, but rather to examine various facets of Imperial Rome over the centuries.

A big book, and I may wind up only skimming it, but who knows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9)

41 Been listening to Pope Benedict's Jesus of Nazareth: Holy Week. Currently at The Last Supper.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (DoBxX)

42 I haven't seen Hadrian yet, but welcome back moron and a Joyous Easter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (RIvkX)

43 I have acquired the new Ilona Andrews novel: This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me and I am very excited to start it.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:27 AM (DoBxX)

44 Been a long time since I read The Hobbit -- I guess I'd concluded when I was younger that it was a kids' book. Mrs. Wolfus No. 1, when we were dating, convinced me to try it, and then the trilogy. Hobbit is a fun read. LoTR was and is a long project, both the writing and the reading, and I may or may not get back to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:28 AM (wzUl9)

45 The flaws of "The Hobbit" movie trilogy are legion, but one that grated the most was that this was a chance to flesh out the Eagles to the general public, to give them an actual backstory, and to explain why they weren't a bigger part of the main trilogy. But they didn't do any of that. They didn't even try. Instead, the Eagles were once again just used like a magic spell that Gandalf can cast; but only when the plot allows it..

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:28 AM (Lhaco)

46 Was watching Return of the King yesterday, the movies are really a farce of the books. Makes me think of rereading the series. Have done it twice but not in 10 yesrs at least.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)
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Just about every meaningful scene in the books was wrecked. Many were omitted entirely. Fellowship is the best, because Jackson just followed Bakshi's script, almost to the letter. There are youtubes showing he even copied camera shots.

The Two Towers is just bad. It doesn't even make sense as a movie. Return of the King is pure nonsense. Scrubbing Bubbles of Death? So if the Rohirrim waited 15 minutes, they'd just win the battle while everyone sat and watched. Okay. Why does Gandalf get his staff broken *again*? Why is Denathor a strategic retard and sloppy eater? My youngest loved the films, never understood why I hated them, then read the book and she kept coming up to me as she was progressing saying "Omigosh! The movies wrecked it!" Yep. Welcome to the club.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (ZOv7s)

47 Recently listened to the audiobook The Stranger In The Lifeboat by Mitch Albom.
Really enjoyed it.
Thanks to those here on the auspicious Sunday Morning Book Thread for the recommendation.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

48 Happy Easter, everyone.

No reading this week. Too much work and a migraine on my day and a half off. Hopefully both issues will resolve soon.

God bless all the Horde.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (/RHNq)

49 When I first read LOTR in 7th grade I had the same thought about the eagles taking the ring to Mordor. It took reading The Hobbit and a reread of LOTR to realize Tolkien was (sub)creating a world and every creature in the story was not engaged in the main plot. Bombadil and the eagles are prime examples.

The eagles could be used to rescue Frodo and Sam from Mt. Doom because Sauron and the Nazgul were already destroyed. Also, I suspect Gandalf the White had an influence his earlier incarnation lacked. Just a possibility that is never brought up in the books.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (yTvNw)

50 I think it was written in, or just after, 1968 which was known as "The year of madness" in Europe because of all the communist funded rioting. The ending is very disturbing and has stuck with me for decades.
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We had a little communist-funded rioting here that year too. My first thought when I began to get into PtF was that Dame Agatha had the U.S. student protests in mind; I did not know there had been a lot of craziness in Europe too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

51 Well it is as with the battle of trsfalgar which occurred nearby about a hundred years later that secures a strategic chokepoint into the med

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (bXbFr)

52 Great news about to hear about the airman being rescued.
Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (Oy/m2)

Darn right. Good for him, and good for the CSAR teams and their air support. An Easter miracle and a serious embarrassment for the heathen Koranimals.

G-d is Great, bishez!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (BI5O2)

53 Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly. It’s a story about a Roman centurion who starts to have feelings for Christ and the Jews as it takes place mostly over the Easter holy days. Only halfway through, but I’ve been brought to tears a couple of times. So far I would recommend.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (eTkTC)

54 Over at Kickstarter, you can pre-order a massive double-box-set of hardcover GIJoe comics. Collecting 300 issues of the main run, plus another 100-ish side stories. Nearly all written by a single creator; Larry Hama. The comics are universally regarded as better than comic book about a toy has any right to be, and a lot of people credit is as being a legitimately great book. And it's hard to argue that fact, as the comic did last for over 300 issues (in the same continuity) across multiple different publishers.

I only wish I cared. I wish the franchise meant something to me. Or rather, I wish a property I did care about had achieved this kind of success, and was given this kind of treatment...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (Lhaco)

55 I went to sleep worrying about the bleak fate that awaited that weapons officer in that animalistic country. Woke up to read "we got 'im."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)

56 I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings to my sons when they were 7 and 5. They loved it. I loved it. A great way to end a day.

And I LOATHE the movies. With all my heart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (0aYVJ)

57 Clean up needed at 167 on the We Got Him thread.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (2NHgQ)

58 The Chosen.

Posted by: Come And See at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

59 Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly. It’s a story about a Roman centurion who starts to have feelings for Christ and the Jews as it takes place mostly over the Easter holy days. Only halfway through, but I’ve been brought to tears a couple of times. So far I would recommend.
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Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

60 In 1864, on the subarctic island of Auckland, two ships were wrecked at the same time, on opposite sides of the island. The crews and their fates could not have been more different. In Island of the Lost, Joan Druett recounts the fates of the schooner Grafton and the freighter Invercauld.

Grafton, with a crew of five was lost in a storm on the southeast coast when her anchors failed. The men used every resource they had to survive and find rescue. They built a strong shelter for the winter, divided chores, and eventually made a forge and tools to build a boat and effect their escape from Auckland.

The 25 men of the Invercauld, on the other hand, having run straight into the northern reefs through navigational error, were useless, many of the men simply refused to do anything, not even find shelter or look for food. Eventually, when some of these wastrels broached cannibalism, three men set out on their own to the northeast, found food, built a watchtower, and these few were the only survivors. They were luckily seen and picked up by a passing ship after a year on the island. The men of the Grafton were heroes, while the survivors of the Invercauld faced investigations

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 09:38 AM (i5Qf5)

61 We had a little communist-funded rioting here that year too. My first thought when I began to get into PtF was that Dame Agatha had the U.S. student protests in mind; I did not know there had been a lot of craziness in Europe too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

France essentially closed for business in May 1968.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 09:39 AM (hJH5n)

62 Good morning. I agree with the argument about eagles but I thought orcs and goblins were the same thing, Tolkien just hadn't come up with the term 'orcs' when he wrote The Hobbit.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at April 05, 2026 09:39 AM (tRYqg)

63 Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?

Yes it is.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:40 AM (Itrh5)

64 56 I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings to my sons when they were 7 and 5. They loved it. I loved it. A great way to end a day.

And I LOATHE the movies. With all my heart.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (0aYVJ)

I could never get through the books or the movies without falling to sleep.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 09:41 AM (hJH5n)

65 Finished the Hobbit. The Fellowship and I'm 3/4 through the Two Towers...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:42 AM (mAxUt)

66 I only wish I cared. I wish the franchise meant something to me. Or rather, I wish a property I did care about had achieved this kind of success, and was given this kind of treatment...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


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I like to imagine that in an alternate universe, someone takes up The Man From U.N.C.L.E. after the TV series ends and produces a fine series of comics continuing the adventures of Solo and Illya. . . .

NB: There were Gold Key comics based on the show during the '65-'69 period; and some independents like Millennium who popped up in the '80s or thereabouts. But none of the latter lasted very long. See the grand cover artwork here: https://tinyurl.com/33yskpzv

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

67 I would have joined Ace's LOTR reading klatch, but I had just finished reading them a few months ago. But I am there in spirit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:43 AM (0aYVJ)

68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

69 Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?
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Yes it is.
Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026


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I've read little of him, unfortunately. My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

70 68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

AMEN

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (mAxUt)

71 Finished the Hobbit. The Fellowship and I'm 3/4 through the Two Towers..."

Spoiler alert... The Return of the King is about...

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Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)

72 Well, I didn't put money down on some GIJoe comics (for I have neither the time nor the shelf-space for them) but I have been looking at smaller comics in other genres.

Over at Fundmycomic, I put in a pre-order for "The Atlantean" #4, a graphic novel that continues the adventures of Robert E Howard's Kull of Atlantis. The first (and best) Kull story has fallen into the public domain, and a pair of guys have decided they would like to use that book as a launching pad for their own series. I'm enjoying it. It's cheap (for a self-published graphic novel) and they are actually really good about publishing on a regular schedule!

Back over at Kickstarter, there is pre-order for "Scurry: Tails of the Wasteland - River Rat Blues." (that's a mouthful) It's a pirate-themed comic! Alas, it's also about mice and rats. Bands of rodents surviving in a post-apocalyptic world, where they can no longer scavenge from humans. I'm not totally sold on the idea, but I do have the original three Scurry comics (which were like a grimmer-themed Secret of NIMH) so I'll likely pick this one up as well.

I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

73 I've read little of him, unfortunately. My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

Better than writing the same book every time, isn't it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

74 I read The Leopard by Giusippe di Lampedusa. At age sixty, Lampedusa began writing a novel about his grandfather, Don Fabizio Corbera, Prince of Salina, Sicily. In 1860 Garibaldi invades Sicily, conquerors it, and dismantles the Kingdom of the two Sicilies which are annexed to Italy. Lampedusa's story is that of his aristocratic ancestor trying to cope with the societal upheaval and his maneuvering to stay relevant in the new order. Great characters and an interesting story.

Posted by: Zoltan at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (VOrDg)

75 I started on "Edmund Spenser's The Faerie Queene, a Prose Rendering" by Rebecca Reynolds. This will be a VERY long process and I expect to enjoy all of it. I'm reading a canto of the prose version followed by the same part of the poetic version. I'm amazed. She captured the feel and content of the poem but in easier to follow prose without losing wealth and impact of the piece.

This is a three volume hardcover edition in a slip case, beautifully bound. It is a pleasure to hold each volume while reading. The footnotes used throughout have been helpful but not intrusive. The illustrations are gorgeous. Even the print size is better than many books.

The project started as a way to introduce high school students and adult beginners to a complex, vital piece of literature that has influenced matters for centuries. It achieves that and, frankly, goes beyond.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

76 I see Wibberly wrote a lot of books in various genres. His Meeting with a Great Beast was in the Reader's Digest Condensed Books in 1971.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

77 Morning, all, and a blessed Easter.

MP4's Theda Bara series -- I'm calling it a series! -- is really good, especially (but not exclusively) for fans of the Silent Era. And aren't the covers gorgeous?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:18 AM (kpS4V)


You're very sweet, Eris. It will be a series once the third book is out sometime this summer. I'll be asking for beta readers at some point.

As far as the covers are concerned, I had someone create the first, but the second is all mine, as will be the third.

Sarah Hoyt's plumping for me on Insty was unexpected and incredibly generous of her. It does give me a bit of a lift to know someone like her enjoys what I wrote.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:48 AM (ufSfZ)

78 Wolfus, I've read Beard's books. She does her best to keep politics out of her work, but she is a pretty woke loon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:49 AM (ufSfZ)

79 My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.

* shifty eyes *

Posted by: Zombie Robert Jordan at April 05, 2026 09:50 AM (vTZFs)

80 Wolfus, I've read Beard's books. She does her best to keep politics out of her work, but she is a pretty woke loon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026


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Many Ph.D.s in many fields are. But if she can keep her politics out of her work, as you say, then maybe this will be a good read.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

81 I scroll through new releases and came across this gem. Mr. Darcy's Unlikely Attachment. A gay Pride and Prejudice.

https://is.gd/HjTKSt

Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)

82 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

83 I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

You could always write your own, then look for an artist.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

84 Good morning and a Blessed Easter to all!

He is risen!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

85 I've been reading two books by Evan Sayet. First is The Woke Supremacy which is a perfectly fine book if you don't mind cycling between rage and despair. The second is a children's book, or at least disguised as a children's book, Apocali Now. OK, "Apoali" is a made up word, the plural of "apocalypse." Just because it's made up doesn't mean it's not a perfectly cromulent word. This is a satire about the multiple environmental apacoli facing Gaia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

86 https://is.gd/HjTKSt

Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)



This celebration of blasphemy will not work out in the longrun. Sad for those making the wrong choices.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

87 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)? And I seem to recall they did other books on US history?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (q3u5l)

88 I also read The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom. Every religion and most people have an idea of what heaven is. In this novella Albom offers a version in which five people, some known, some strangers, explain your Earthly life to you. Eddie, a maintenance worker at an amusement park, dies on his 83rd birthday while trying to save a young girl from a ride accident. The five people he meets give him insights to the unseen connections of his Earthly life. A poignant and interesting book.

Posted by: Zoltan at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (VOrDg)

89 I scroll through new releases and came across this gem. Mr. Darcy's Unlikely Attachment. A gay Pride and Prejudice.

https://is.gd/HjTKSt

Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)

My wife is huge P&P fan, and even beta reads some fan-fic adaptations. When she wakes up I'll alert her to this one.

I am pretty sure what her reaction would be. heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (0aYVJ)

90 guilty pleasure

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The wit and wisdom of the Doom Goblin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

91 Flipping through Emperor of Rome, I see Beard has a plate reproducing a 19th-century painting of the empress Messalina (Claudius's second [?] wife) by Peder Severin Kroyer. She looks like all she needs* is some purple hair and a nose ring to start howling in her car about "The US is losing its democracy!!!"

* She also needs some Healthy Choice meals, some salads, and a gym membership, but I digress.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

92 Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 09:38 AM (i5Qf5)
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This reminds me of the situation told in "Save Our Souls" by Matthew Pearl, in which a fishing vessel is wrecked on Midway atoll in the Pacific far away from routine shipping lanes. The captain, his family, and crew are stranded but find another man already there, who shows them how to survive. But he's no shipwreck survivor, he's a murderer who was stranded there.

There are two dueling philosophies: stick together through adversity, or every man for himself and take what you can.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (kpS4V)

93 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)
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I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)

94 As for my own reading, for obvious reasons I haven't picked up anything for more than a few desultory moments.

I did read a Bond novel, Trigger Mortis, by Anthony Horowitz. He based it on some notes Fleming had made for a Bond TV series, and, IMO, really catches the tone of Fleming's prose. Very worth reading.

And I finished The Nazi Mind by Laurence Rees, who wrote an excellent history of the Holocaust. This book is divided into 12 chapters which broadly look at the psychological reasons the Nazis were able to rise to power, hold on to it, institute the death camps and survive the mental trauma of losing WW2. He only lets current politics taint the book in one spot - a footnote claiming that the 'loser' of the 2020 election (he never names Trump) attempted to overthrow the entire electoral system.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (ufSfZ)

95 Tangentially related to "The Last Town on Earth" and weirdly prescient books; back during the pandemic I kept remembering....well I don't even remember it's title. But there was a "Dragonriders of Pern" novel where Pern suffered through a world-wide flu pandemic! And this pandemic actually killed the healthy. Very terrible, but this was a 'fantasy' world, that needed healthy dragonriders to fight literal death falling from the skies. If too many of them were unable to fly, whole cities of people might be eaten alive.

Don't remember the details of the book, just the premise and few lines (what cannot be cured must be enured, I mean, endured). And I never went back to actually read it, because I read to escape the threat of a pandemic, not to immerse myself in a different one.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (Lhaco)

96 Hi Wolfus. This is the first book I’ve read by Webberly. I don’t know if I should be ashamed having not read “The Mouse that Roared” or not. Sorry to say that I’ve heard of him but haven’t read anything yet.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (3EnfQ)

97 Now all we need is Romeo and Julio.

I would honestly be surprised if it hadn't happened. Like Sauron, they can't create, only corrupt what someone else has created.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 09:56 AM (vTZFs)

98 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)?

No, this one is English and a former professor at Cambridge University.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (ufSfZ)

99
**Yes, Mary Beard was the wife of Charles Beard.** They were both prominent American historians and collaborated on several historical works together.

From DuckAi Search Assist.

Posted by: The Internet never sleeps at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

100 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)? And I seem to recall they did other books on US history?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


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Wiki sez, "Her mother, Joyce Emily Beard, was a headmistress and an enthusiastic reader. Her father, Roy Whitbread Beard, worked as an architect in Shrewsbury. She recalled him as 'a raffish public-schoolboy type and a complete wastrel, but very engaging'." Also that she was an only child.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

101 Poking through a couple of collections in the Internet Archive, and in one of 'em (Community Texts, I think) somebody had uploaded what looked from their covers and titles a couple of pieces of fan-fic depicting a gay Parker & Grofield. Didn't have the nerve or a sufficient degree of masochism to open the files to see if that's actually what they were.

I swear, people are weirder than anybody.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:59 AM (q3u5l)

102 Ellroy's Underworld USA Trilogy and Coover's "The Public Burning" Besides a few Shakespeare plays. no other literature even comes close to helping make sense of the Trump era.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (m4BoI)

103 **Yes, Mary Beard was the wife of Charles Beard.** They were both prominent American historians and collaborated on several historical works together.

From DuckAi Search Assist.
Posted by: The Internet never sleeps at April 05, 2026


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In contrast, from Wiki: "Beard married Robin Cormack, a classicist and art historian, in 1985. Their daughter, Zoe, is an anthropologist and historian based at the Centre for African Studies at the University of Oxford."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

104 >>Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly.

There is a follow-on, not really a sequel, called The Testament of Theophilus. Read them in reverse order, years ago. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 10:01 AM (NcvvS)

105 Poking through a couple of collections in the Internet Archive, and in one of 'em (Community Texts, I think) somebody had uploaded what looked from their covers and titles a couple of pieces of fan-fic depicting a gay Parker & Grofield. Didn't have the nerve or a sufficient degree of masochism to open the files to see if that's actually what they were.

I swear, people are weirder than anybody.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


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* Pulls hair out, regrets it, pushes it back in *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

106 102, thats the most ridiculous thing stated here in years not by sid

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (bXbFr)

107 Wait. The Internet lied to me?

Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I tell you at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

108 The recently deceased Allen Massie's novels about first century Rome are good. "Found memoir" genre mostly.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (m4BoI)

109 There is a follow-on, not really a sequel, called The Testament of Theophilus. Read them in reverse order, years ago. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Chickenwoman

That’s next in my rotation. Looking forward to the read.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (QGwrQ)

110 Thanks for the Easter Book Thread, Perfessor!

Great artwork up top. Thank you.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (vrNzf)

111 Oh, there's been gay fan fiction, "slash" (from the early fanzines about a Kirk/Spock pairing), about almost every TV hero you can think of. The ones with Solo and Illya from U.N.C.L.E., as you can imagine, I can't and won't read.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

112 Happy Easter everyone. He is Risen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

113 Okay Miggy (@106). I'll qualify. "English language litetature"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:04 AM (m4BoI)

114 I noted some book threads back that my library had a whole series of YA woke riffs on classic literature. I really hate the whole "I need to see myself!" thing. Use your imagination. Empathize.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 10:05 AM (kpS4V)

115 Been doing some hobby related reading this week. Specifically about handloading low power ammo and gallery loads for old bolt action battle rifles. Some of mine are over a century old. Cast bullets, pistol powder charges can make for accurate, comfortable and inexpensive shooting. A niche part of the hobby but fun.

Besides, it's fun to see the expressions on the other shooters when I can get tight groups at 100 yards using a WW I battle rifle, original iron sights, and simple ammo assembled by hand.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)

116 Still in the Hobbit. They are still in Mirkwood. Bombur is still a bitch. Elves are fucking with them.

The perspective in the book is odd. It swaps without being obvious. I am not sure Tolkien was particularly concerned with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)

117 Happy Easter everyone. He is Risen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

Yes. A beautiful day in Idaho. Got up early to watch the sun rise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:07 AM (0aYVJ)

118 I hadn't heard of "The Public Burning". Looks fake and gay. A big tantrum by some commie out to settle scores.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:07 AM (k/uNm)

119 Wolfus,

Think of the fun the fan-fic people could have with Richard Kimble and Philip Gerard, always longing for each other but kept apart by that whole messy murder/death sentence/interstate flight thing. The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

Yecchhh. Somewhere, they've probably written those too.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (q3u5l)

120 107 Wait. The Internet lied to me?
Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I tell you at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)


That's unpossible.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (skR0U)

121 Gandalf was an archangel.

If you didn't already know.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (qFwJc)

122 Question:
I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

123 Got the spiral cut ham on the smoker. Apple wood at 225 degrees for 3 to 4 hours.

Damn good.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

124 The audio book is pretty decent with Andy Serkis. Might go with his version of the LotR.

It is frustrating listening to it, but it does slow me down. Makes me appreciate the language more than reading it. I read too fast. I get all the gist, but miss some detail sometimes.

I noticed the same thing when I bought all the WoT books on Audible. One, it gave me months of stuff to listen to in the car, but it also meant I got a bit more nuance than when I read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)

125
I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)



And what quote would that be?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Think of the fun the fan-fic people could have with Richard Kimble and Philip Gerard, always longing for each other but kept apart by that whole messy murder/death sentence/interstate flight thing. The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

Yecchhh. Somewhere, they've probably written those too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


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I used Kimble in a fan U.N.C.L.E. story as the Innocent (non-spy) character, but no slash stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:11 AM (wzUl9)

127 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

Hmmm, historical or modern?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)

128 Well, Shakespeare was writing when the telescope hadn't yet been trained on the outer solar system. As of the 1610 even the Americas were new to the English.
Although yes The Tempest was the Forbidden Planet of the time.
What's messed up is that Galileo had found Neptune in Shakie's lifetime. But it was just another dot to him and he lost track of it.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (k/uNm)

129 Hmmm, historical or modern?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Modern

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (lJ0H4)

130 Slash fic is porn for housewives who liked Star Trek.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (bss/y)

131 17 I thought I'd read "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow"...
Anyway, Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) is roused from her drunken stupor in a bar on a backwater planet by a young woman who -
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (kpS4V)

And that right there would have been the point where I would have dipped out. I have only a surface-level understanding of the Supergirl character, but nothing I know about her indicates that she is the kind of character that would be getting depressed and wasted on some 'backwater' planet. (to say nothing of the fact that she is classically portrayed as teenager) I've grown too disenchanted with comics to bother with something that out-of-character. Find an appropriate character for the story, or make up a new one, but don't expect me to care a story just because its clad in the skin-suit of established characters.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (Lhaco)

132 WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)
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I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)


Fuck Allah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (snZF9)

133 I finished two books this week’Civil Wars in Europ and Cousin Bette. Civil Wars inEurope is excellent, especially if you want some idea of what was going on in Europe between the wars outside of the well-known rise and appeasement of Hitler and the Nazis. Cousin Bette was fun. About the halfway point I thought it turned into soap opera but it was so well written I didn’t care. Balzac contrives a happy ending that almost ruined the book for me until the last couple of pages where he subverts it once more. I didn’t much more of Nostromo because I became obsessed with finishing the Balzac

Posted by: Who Knew at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (0QMbS)

134 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026


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Ancient Rome? There was the Lindsey Davis series about Marcus Didius Falco, informer and imperial agent. The Silver Pigs was the first.

If you mean modern Rome, I'm lost.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

135 The Valar are archangels. The Maiar are lesser angels.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (k/uNm)

136 @118...much better than that. Funny as hell. Nixon's actually a sympathetic character. Everybody hated it at the time. The "right" because it was broad satire and seemed to question or at least diminish the Rosenberg's guilt. The "left" because it didn't treat Nixon like a one-dimensional world historical tyrant. Neither side liked Uncle Sam buggering Tricky Dick though. Fair enough. Not in the Bicentennial spirit.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (m4BoI)

137 That Napoleonic Wars podcast is up on YouTube now with Bernard Cornwell and Sean Bean
https://tinyurl.com/y2me9uas

I am only around 1/2 of the series, somehow got a bit tired of them. But was at used book store yesterday and looked to sre if any showed up so if opportunity came up would get them .

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:14 AM (Ia/+0)

138 If memory serves, that mystery series might be by Ian Pears (sp?).

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 10:15 AM (q3u5l)

139 Another book I finished is The Power and the Glory, which is a history of the English country house just before the Great War. It's my line of country, but wasn't as interesting as I hoped it would be. I did enjoy the chapters on the day-to-day running of such huge establishments and what a PITA it was for everyone when the Royals decided to drop in for a weekend or longer.

The author did make the point that, while there was adultery among the upper class, it wasn't really as pervasive as people are led to believe and that we only think it was because of the high-profile divorce trials that have come down to us.

It's not in this book, but I always laughed at the story of an English lord staying at a country house who snuck into what he thought was his lover's bedroom, yelled "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" and jumped into bed only to find it was occupied by a bishop and his wife.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:15 AM (ufSfZ)

140 Before I read the post, comments here, I have to show you the most unbelievable,thing I have read all week. This is the story of what happened over the last 48 hrs in Iran. On the ground. In Iran.
https://tinyurl.com/mu72bwtp

If you ever had any doubt that we have the greatest military on the planet and that this administration is unlike anything we have seen in quite a while, this should put that to rest.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2026 10:16 AM (t/2Uw)

141 >122 Question:
I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM
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**The series featuring a Roman policeman and the art world is the Jonathan Argyll series by Iain Pears.** The main character, Flavia di Stefano, is a member of Rome's Art Theft Squad, and the stories often revolve around art-related mysteries.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Ai search engine at April 05, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

142 A 1000 page love letter to the rosenbergd

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (bXbFr)

143 Find an appropriate character for the story, or make up a new one, but don't expect me to care a story just because its clad in the skin-suit of established characters.
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


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I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

Too positive for today, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

144 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9

Why don't you try writing it ?🙂

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (m6Eem)

145 Oh, he's taunting them with their false god now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

146 What a beautiful Easter morning! The 2” rain knocked out most of the pollen yesterday and the air clear.

Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (DXbAa)

147 Feh. Easter doesn't matter

Posted by: the gospel of thomas at April 05, 2026 10:20 AM (k/uNm)

148 I have LOTR on CD by both Rob Inglis and Andy Serkis. I prefer the Serkis version. His voice is more pleasant to my ear and emotive without being distracting. Both narrators are excellent, however.

Listening to LOTR takes some commitment of time and can't be rushed. But hearing a good narration can bring out aspects of the book you missed even after several rereadings.

A side benefit is it is easier to smoke my pipe, especially a churchwarden style, since I don't have to hold a book open.

Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

149 In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

150 Slash fic is porn for housewives who liked Star Trek.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (bss/y)


Hence the popularity of the Rob Gronkowski porn booklets I mentioned seeing. And there's an entire series (!) of Bigfoot porn novels.

Bernie Sanders might have been on to something.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ufSfZ)

151 Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

152 83 I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

You could always write your own, then look for an artist.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

Alas, a good comic-book artist is expensive. At least, compared to my disposable income. And the process of self-publishing is...extensive. And also expensive.

I've occasionally toyed with the idea of drawing something myself, but anything beyond characters standing stock still can be hit-or-miss.

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:22 AM (Lhaco)

153 Cme to think of it, re: Jimmy Olsen: None of the TV or movie adaptations of Superman have portrayed JO as a responsible adult. I think the latest 2025 one with Brandon Corenswet had Jimmy as a streetwise fellow with an odd ability to attract beautiful women, though. A distinct improvement over Jack Larson or the others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

154 I love Steven Pressfield's historical fiction novel on the Peloponnesian War titled The Tides of War.

I think I liked it more than Gates of Fire when I actually evaluate it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (V4IXI)

155 I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

Too positive for today, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

Well, the nihilism and crap can get tedious, but the 'self help' aspect with a lot of writers just seems to be getting worse.

They write what they know, so that is reflected in their characters. The story can start out sharp and well don. Then, if they start having problems, that starts affecting their story (more or less overtly.) In some cases, it feels like you are reading notes with their shrink rather than a novel.

I can think of several novel series where that happened. They usually start out tight and well thought out, then get 'messy.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

156 What a beautiful Easter morning! The 2” rain knocked out most of the pollen yesterday and the air clear.
Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026


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We're getting some rain here now, pretty strong compared to earlier. The pollen had already cleared out, but this may help and bring us some less hot and less wet weather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

157 Castle Guy, have you considered an AI slop machine?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (k/uNm)

158 I read A Bloody Habit by Eleanor Nicholson after it had recommended a couple of months ago. I know tastes vary, but I didn't care for the novel. In my opinion, the novel is a swing-and-a-miss.

The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.

I think the author so badly wanted to write an homage to Stoker's Dracula that she forgot that she was writing for a modern audience. In a 400+ page novel, nothing much happens until about page 250-ish.

The author needed a stronger-willed editor, but I suspect that the publisher (Ignatius Press) was so eager for Catholic-themed fiction that the editor ignored the weakness of the story-telling. Rating = 2.0/5.0.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)

159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)

160 I think the george reeves series didnt treat him too badly

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:25 AM (bXbFr)

161 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9
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Why don't you try writing it ?🙂
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026


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As plain old fan fiction (which has been described as "not work, but joyful play")? I could at that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

162 159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)


Oh yea...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 10:26 AM (FtULh)

163 153 Cme to think of it, re: Jimmy Olsen: None of the TV or movie adaptations of Superman have portrayed JO as a responsible adult. I think the latest 2025 one with Brandon Corenswet had Jimmy as a streetwise fellow with an odd ability to attract beautiful women, though. A distinct improvement over Jack Larson or the others.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

I still like Superman Returns for a lot of what they tried to do. It has a LOT of problems, but the airplane scene is probably still one of the best superhero segments in any film adaptation ever. Olsen is much minimized, but they did not make him too... quirky and annoying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)

164 @142...a little more to it than that, Miggy. "The Book of Daniel", by EL Doctrow, is a love letter to the Rosenbergs. "The Public Burning"' is from the left, no doubt, but the critique of the institutional media's narrative formation and reality warping enterprise holds up. And many of Nixon's monologues, once the over the top style is accounted for, treat him and his political decisions fairly.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (m4BoI)

165 Easter always brings forth my favorite Bible verse. John 20:29

Then Jesus told him, “Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (V4IXI)

166 159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)

As surely as night follows day. Always with the subtext of 'was all this worth it?' The Left is all about the individual, until they are not. Commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)

167 The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.

Ignatius put that out? I'm surprised. Usually their fiction offerings are pretty solid and don't dabble in that kind of nonsense.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (ufSfZ)

168 I think the george reeves series didnt treat him too badly
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026


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Jack Larson's JO was pretty dopey and always had to be rescued by Superman, as I recall. The Jimmy I knew from his own comic was capable of figuring out mysteries on his own and getting his own neck clear of a guillotine if necessary. He had that special "zee, zee" watch to call Superman, but he didn't always use it. And when he did, sometimes Superman was busy or off-planet and couldn't come, so Jimmy was on his own.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (wzUl9)

169 I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point. Any ally who thought about going over to Sparta got its town besieged, and its inhabitants executed or sold into slavery. We'd always been taught in school that Sparta was such a terrible dictatorship, but Athens (its voting assembly, anyway) was bad too. So much for the joys of pure "democracy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)


If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (ksbjf)

170 If you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (V4IXI)

171 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

And you watch it, why?

Posted by: Open a book instead at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

172 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna

I think you are referring to the Nic Costa Mystery Series by David Hewson. I bought the first in the series, A Season For the Dead, after last week's recommendation. It begins with a discussion of artist Caravaggio and then a Caravaggio was featured on the art thread and I was like, "Whoa, dude!"

https://is.gd/2dJrA6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

173 Alas, a good comic-book artist is expensive. At least, compared to my disposable income. And the process of self-publishing is...extensive. And also expensive.

I've occasionally toyed with the idea of drawing something myself, but anything beyond characters standing stock still can be hit-or-miss.
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:22 AM (Lhaco)

Gulp.

Dare I suggest.... AI? I've seen a couple of YT vids about doing that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

174 If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (ksbjf)

Sparta F'd up because they let women have a say in their government.

I keed I keed

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (V4IXI)

175 I think you are referring to the Nic Costa Mystery Series by David Hewson. I bought the first in the series, A Season For the Dead, after last week's recommendation. It begins with a discussion of artist Caravaggio and then a Caravaggio was featured on the art thread and I was like, "Whoa, dude!"

https://is.gd/2dJrA6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

That's it. Thanks!!

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (lJ0H4)

176 If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026


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Yeah, at school they always hyped the democracy aspects of Athens and ran down the military mind of Sparta. When I was nine, the thought of being taken from my family at age seven and hustled off to a military camp for the rest of my life sounded like the most frightening thing I could imagine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

177 I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point.

The Athenians invented ostracism, remember.

Basically pick out a guy you don't like, vote to exile him for a few years and then, when he comes back, do it all over again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (ufSfZ)

178 The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)

Ignatius put that out? I'm surprised. Usually their fiction offerings are pretty solid and don't dabble in that kind of nonsense.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (ufSfZ)


Eleanor Nicholson is apparently an expert in Brams Stoker's Dracula. She edited an annotated version for Ignatius Press. I suspect a quid pro quo, but don't know for certain.

She's also written a novel featuring a Franciscan friar as werewolf, but I've not bothered reading it. She might know lots about Dracula but I was unimpressed with her skills as a story-teller.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (ksbjf)

179 I havent read it in years

Now the rosenbergs were bit players compared to say ted hall but they deserved thr death penalty

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (bXbFr)

180 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

And you watch it, why?
Posted by: Open a book instead


And you criticize someone for making a likely true observation, why?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (vTZFs)

181 Universe Today: Andy Tomaswick, "Starship Could Cut The Travel Time To Uranus In Half"
ScienceDaily just noticed this; it was posted 18 October last year.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (k/uNm)

182 Spartans are courageous but not bold. Athenians are bold but not courageous.

Boldness is impatient. Courage is long-suffering. Boldness cannot endure hardship or delay; it is ravenous, it must feed on victory or it dies. Boldness makes its seat upon the air; it is gossamer and phantom. Courage plants its feet upon the earth and draws its strength from God’s holy fundament.

The bold man is prideful, brazen, ambitious. The brave man calm, God-fearing, steady. The bold man seeks to divide; he wants his own and will shoulder his brother aside to loot it. The brave man unites. He succors his fellow, knowing that what belongs to the commonwealth belongs to him as well. The bold man covets; he sues his neighbor in the law court, he intrigues, he dissembles. The brave man is content with his lot; he respects that portion the gods have granted and husband it, comporting himself with humility as heaven’s steward.

In troubled times the bold man flails about in effeminate anguish, seeking to draw his neighbors into his misfortune, for he has no strength of character to fall back upon other than to drag others down to his own state of wickedness. Now the brave man. In dark hours he end

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (V4IXI)

183
Easter.
Making Christmas relevant for over 2000 years.

Posted by: He is risen! at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

184 Just want to put in another recommendation ( I have been doing it on the tech thread because I cannot normally get to the book thread ) for a most wonderful book for any Christian. It was written by Fr. John Pierre de Caussade who lived until the 1700's . He was a Jesuit priest but "The Joy of Full Surrender" has been a blessing to me and I'm sure to many other Christians, not just RC's. I am reading the version from Paraclete Press.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (m6Eem)

185 I think most Tolkien readers could never understand why the author thought giant bagles could fly.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (OZjJW)

186 Much lile catiline gets the worst of it, because sullust

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (bXbFr)

187 A caesar partisan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:37 AM (bXbFr)

188 My observation when I first read the above was it described the difference between the Left and the Right today.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:37 AM (V4IXI)

189 f you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026


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I guess so. But did it always have to be Jimmy Olsen? Yeah, Lois Lane was in there too, but I can imagine Superman/Kal-El/Clark found her pretty hot*, so he could forgive a lot of her hijinks.

We could have a Superman series where he rescues an Innocent (a la U.N.C.L.E.), a non-superhero or even someone with nascent powers he/she doesn't know how to control, who grows from being a dope to a true adult. Maybe they did that in the comics; I've forgotten.

* Not the Margot Kidder or Noel Neill Lois. The Amy Adams Lois, for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

190 157 Castle Guy, have you considered an AI slop machine?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (k/uNm)

173Dare I suggest.... AI? I've seen a couple of YT vids about doing that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

Honestly, I haven't revisited any comic idea-creating ambitions since AI art became a thing..But I doubt I'd be happy doing anything in that direction....

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:39 AM (Lhaco)

191 A hot take.

HealthRanger
@HealthRanger
The second pilot is probably already a P.O.W. And since the U.S. terror regime has been carrying out war crimes against Iran on a daily basis, it's a big question how he might be treated. Fortunately, the Iranians are not as barbaric as Trump or the genocidal Zionists.

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If you love Iran so much why don't you just marry it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

192 Good morning dear morons and thanks Perfesser

Discovered reading Hegseth's last book it was his idea to rename to the Department of War.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)


Enough time has passed since 1949-ish when all of the military branches were merged into the Department of Defense. The previous "War Department" very much meant the Army, and the Air Force (rightly, or wrongly, had just been made a separate service branch).

Renaming the DoD to Department of War is genius. It neatly side-steps the old emotional baggage, and re-embraces the warrior ethos.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ksbjf)

193 Fun trivia about early Superman - in the 30’s and early 40’s there was a mostly forgotten series of films featuring a wisecracking female reporter who investigated and solved crimes. The character was named Torchy Blane, and the creator of Superman admitted that Lois Lane was created as a direct play off that character.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (UA2di)

194 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

Do they have Special Olympic influencers?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:41 AM (V4IXI)

195 OK, folks, I've got to tidy things up and start lunch. Today is a day of rest (Ben-Hur on TCM at noon) and then back to writing tomorrow.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (ufSfZ)

196 @186...Cicero too, of course. Cicero was defending a corrupt order. A sloppy opportunist like Catiline probably deserved his fate but Cicero was no hero. Caesar proved that.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (m4BoI)

197 You can't play at war and not break your toys
Gen McClellan tried that

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (Ia/+0)

198
Happy Easter to everybody on the planet!

Remember those in Europe and Canada that love America, and are bedeviled with minority-vote "leaders" who hate it, or at least are mad their grift is being cut off.

On the other hand... shame on Donald Trump for dropping an F-bomb in a public statement.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (Y8DZL)

199 Fun trivia about early Superman - in the 30’s and early 40’s there was a mostly forgotten series of films featuring a wisecracking female reporter who investigated and solved crimes. The character was named Torchy Blane, and the creator of Superman admitted that Lois Lane was created as a direct play off that character.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026


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I always thought Siegel and Shuster named Lois after the Lane sister actresses, Priscilla and Lola. Both were already movie icons when the boys created Superman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

200 189 f you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026

Best retard in any of the Superman iterations: Ned Beatty as Lex Luthor’s bungling assistant. He’s like Pinky to Luthor’s Brain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (UA2di)

201 Tom Servo, TCM shows the Torchy Blaine films every now and again. You can get the complete collection on Amazon for about 30 bucks.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (ufSfZ)

202 He is risen!

Uh-oh...

Posted by: Judas at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (JW6Az)

203 Fuck A**h.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (snZF9)
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While it's true that neither you nor I believe one iota in Islamic theology, the generic use of the term "Allah" is no different than the generic use of the term "G-d".

Trump was mocking Iran is his praise but not at the expense of actually praising G-d, as Trump worships him.

That being said, f**k Islam and Mohatmed, Piss Be Upn Him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (1o8D5)

204 And now, from outer space . . .

Brandon Berkoff
@spacebrandonb
I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.
Take a moment and listen to this 81 second response from Victor Glover after being asked if he had any thoughts leading up to Easter.
I don’t quite think it can be overstated how perfect this crew is for the job.

https://is.gd/eYZbvm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

205 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)

206 148 I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

Too positive for today, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

It was odd when I first encountered Jimmy doing something like that in the comics. That part of Jimmy never got adapted in the tv shows, where I first saw the character, so I had no idea it even existed. And since I've read very few comics with Jimmy in them, I've yet to internalize that type of characterization, so it still feels odd to see...

Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (Lhaco)

207 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

For the time being, yes, but the military is not finished with deep strike missions according to Drumpf's Hilter-like post today, which means our hope of a videos emerging of a battered and bruised US pilot (ideally several) being dragged along the streets of Tehran before being beheaded is still in play.

Posted by: US mainstream resistance media at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (Y1sOo)

208 Best retard in any of the Superman iterations: Ned Beatty as Lex Luthor’s bungling assistant. He’s like Pinky to Luthor’s Brain.

It was a little bitty part.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (OZjJW)

209 And the wiki article on the Torchy Blane character says that in the fifth film of the series, she was played by . . . Lola Lane! Ta-da!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (wzUl9)

210 I always thought Siegel and Shuster named Lois after the Lane sister actresses, Priscilla and Lola. Both were already movie icons when the boys created Superman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

No doubt they had multiple influences. But as written, the Lois Lane and Torchy Blane characters are almost identical. Torchy gets in peril in most of her stories, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (UA2di)

211 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)

Bowe Bergdahl

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

212 Bowe Bergdahl
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

And the Left embraced him IIRC.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (V4IXI)

213 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?

Bergdahl or something like that?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (vTZFs)

214 68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

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Praise the Lord!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

AMEN
Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (mAxUt)


I prayed for him during last evening's Easter Vigil. I petitioned several holy men and women to intercede: one of them being Servant of God, Fr. Vincent Capodanno, MM, a Navy Chaplain killed in Vietnam while tending his flock during an active battle. The Archdiocese of Military Services is presenting a case for sainthood to the Vatican in the coming weeks.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (ksbjf)

215 Good morning, horde! Happy Easter! Христос воскрес!
Currently reading a series of "Dark Mafia" steamy romance novels by B.B. Hamel, just for some light entertainment.

Posted by: tankascribe at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (NtoJk)

216 From Sun Valley, Idaho. Yeesh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (0aYVJ)

217 He wasn't rescued but traded for some Taliban prisoners
Forgot his worthless ass

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0)

218 It was odd when I first encountered Jimmy doing something like that in the comics. That part of Jimmy never got adapted in the tv shows, where I first saw the character, so I had no idea it even existed. And since I've read very few comics with Jimmy in them, I've yet to internalize that type of characterization, so it still feels odd to see...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


***
In one of the first JO comics I ever read, there is a Dr. Cyclops story. Jimmy and Lois's sister, Lucy, are apparently miniaturized by some special ray, and left to clamber about a room of furniture like the Incredible Shrinking Man. At one point Jimmy rips open a feather pillow, and we see the cloud of feathers around him, see him sneeze, and laugh at him along with Lucy . . . but it's an essential, fair clue. The feathers are in proportion to them! If they had really been shrunk, the feathers would have been gigantic.

The point: Jimmy realizes this and deduces that the whole thing is a hoax, a room filled with gigantic furniture. Now I don't recall the purpose given for this scheme. But the essential clue and Jimmy's reasoning were first class.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

219 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

220
Love the video of the guy creeping on the people at the no kinks rally.

Months ago my SIL happened on to a demonstration and whispered to one of the old ladies:

"Hey, look out, there's some MAGA people mixed in here spying".

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 10:55 AM (Y8DZL)

221 Tom Servo, Happy Easter!

the photos of six-bladed rotors on destroyed a/c I mentioned in the previous thread were on burned-out helicopters. MH-6/AH-6 Little Birds. Two were lost/destroyed. One possibility is they were destroyed by US forces at the same location as the sand-stuck C-130s, because they didn't have fuel remaining to return to base, and it was too dangerous to take time to refuel them on the ground. M/AH-6 helos do not have aerial refueling equipment. I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

222 He wasn't rescued but traded for some Taliban prisoners
Forgot his worthless ass
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0

Yes I should have said rescue attempts where other soldiers were injured.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (V4IXI)

223 Question:
I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)


John Maddox Roberts. He wrote a series featuring the character Decius Caelius Metellus the Younger, commander of a unit of vigiles.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:57 AM (ksbjf)

224 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)
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The very retired baseball player???

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (1o8D5)

225 Sandahl Bergman >>>> Bowe Bergdahl

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

226 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

227 May the peace and love of the risen Christ be with you all.

Be strong and brave.

Reach out to someone who is lonely and tell them they are loved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 10:59 AM (ZEKqJ)

228 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Reggie Jackson is alive? Huh.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (vTZFs)

229 The rain has slacked off. Supposedly we will have sunny but less hot conditions this p.m.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

230 I thought Jimmy Olsen was a photographer and not a reporter.

Bram Stokers "Dracula" is very superb and very Catholic.

I consider myself to be one of those who have not seen, but believe. How blessed and grateful I am.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)

231 Been listening to Pope Benedict's Jesus of Nazareth: Holy Week. Currently at The Last Supper.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (DoBxX)
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How wonderful!

After his exposition of the High Priestly Prayer, I finished the book at a rapid pace. Pope Benedict was a superb teacher. Next on my list is another read of his book on Paul. Or, maybe, starting on "Faith and Politics".

Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2026 11:01 AM (rj6Yv)

232 I thought Jimmy Olsen was a photographer and not a reporter. . . .

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026


***
In the comics he was always described as "brash young cub reporter Jimmy Olsen."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (wzUl9)

233 a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Tuna


That might be Iain Pears. He wrote a mystery series involving the art world, as well as some excellent novels on other subjects.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (4FsiB)

234 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)


Right, hand the dementia patient a baseball. I bet he tries to peal it and eat it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (snZF9)

235 I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

Hah. He might have to give his opinion from jail depending on his current charges and upcoming trial.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (V4IXI)

236 Text books are books.

Karol Markowicz
@karol
A teen cousin showed me this in her AP American Government book. Trump is similar ideologically to Hitler and Bernie Sanders is a touch off the center to the left.

https://is.gd/wBgxFf

Back in olden days, I would occasionally see what were purported to be text books from Nazi Germany that were so over the top I thought they were surely phony. Now I know they were not. One showed a picture of the half dozen or so great men of history and both Jesus and Hitler were included. Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain. OK, our math students of today couldn't get that one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

237 I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

Hah. He might have to give his opinion from jail depending on his current charges and upcoming trial.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (V4IXI)

Heh. My point stands. And, by the way, I just grabbed a name out of the air. Makes it more funnier.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (0aYVJ)

238 I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.
Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

Thank you for the info, I didn’t know that either! I did see a comment somewhere that at least one Little Bird was lost during the operation.

The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost. I looked up, and pointed out, that there are currently over 300 of them in long term storage at Davis Monthan AFB, waiting to be reactivated if needed.
Machines are always replaceable, people are not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (UA2di)

239 A golf buddy was former Army Ranger Special Forces guy. I love the story he told me about a time in Vietnam when they flew in a Catholic priest in for Mass. First thing the priest did was grant general absolution to everyone. Then the Liturgy of the Eucharist. Everyone received Communion.

I told him "All those Protestants just became Catholics."

LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (qFwJc)

240 ... Bram Stokers "Dracula" is very superb and very Catholic....
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)


I've never read the novel, so I did not know that. That explains why Ignatius Press published an annotated edition. Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 11:06 AM (ksbjf)

241 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

Texas and Florida have put a stop to that. At least past legislation. But you know the Left just ignores it.

Had a good King of the Hill episode on this subject.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:06 AM (V4IXI)

242 Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain.

I recall two.
One was an estimate of the fuel required to bomb Warsaw, "Capital Of International Jewry" ("the ordinance weighs such and such"). Note that at this time the Polish government was even more antisemitic than Hitler's.
Another involved the cost of various mental hospitals. How many soldiers could be paid with this amount? [Yay euthanasia.]
Yes, the NSDAP were the baddies.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (k/uNm)

243 That might be Iain Pears. He wrote a mystery series involving the art world, as well as some excellent novels on other subjects.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

I loved his Stone's Fall which is about, well, everything with a hidden in plain sight ending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (ndZc7)

244 Funny. When I had AP US History, we did not have a textbook. We had to buy "Birth of a Nation" and "Anatomy of Revolution."

My vocabulary was not good. Anatomy of Revolution was hard to read.

I bought it a few years ago. It is great.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:08 AM (qFwJc)

245 Heh. My point stands. And, by the way, I just grabbed a name out of the air. Makes it more funnier.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (0aYVJ)


It was teh funnier.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:09 AM (V4IXI)

246 Pouring down here

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:09 AM (Ia/+0)

247 I finished listening to the 4 book series, The Bound and the Broken, by Ryan Cahill. There are also 4 novellas that go with the series. I enjoyed it. I recommend it and you get bang for your buck. The last 2 books were 40+ and 50+ hours long. It's available on kindle unlimited if you have that. It's a dragon and mage epic.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:10 AM (VCgbV)

248 >>Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain.

Impossible to solve without a lot more information. Next question.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 11:10 AM (Y1sOo)

249 Passed = past

Can't blame auto correct on that. Just typing too fast.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:11 AM (V4IXI)

250 Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain. OK, our math students of today couldn't get that one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

The Texas Lege should mandate that Texas students show proficiency in calculating the fuel load needed for a B1 bomber to fly from Dyess AFB in Abilene to NYC and back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:11 AM (UA2di)

251 We could use some rain here. My well pump failed and I replaced it with some cheap Chinesium crap that failed after a month.

Saving up to buy a good one and have it professionally installed.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:12 AM (qFwJc)

252 I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.
Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

Thank you for the info, I didn’t know that either! I did see a comment somewhere that at least one Little Bird was lost during the operation.

The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost. I looked up, and pointed out, that there are currently over 300 of them in long term storage at Davis Monthan AFB, waiting to be reactivated if needed.
Machines are always replaceable, people are not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (UA2di)


Those a$$holes are just disappointed that the IRGC was denied the opportunity to torture and then behead that flight crewman. On the flip-side, the flight crews flying over Iran now know for certain that this administration will not abandon them.

The big picture, the C-130 is not all that expensive. It's a 4-prop transport.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 11:12 AM (ksbjf)

253 I loved the LOTR movies but I never read the books. I have heard in the 20+ years from husband how bad they are compared to the books. I still put them on and enjoy them and he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.

Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

254 David Hewson wrote the Nic Costa series about a Roman policeman who is an art aficionado. Caravaggio is prominently featured. It's set in contemporary times.

Posted by: Badgergal at April 05, 2026 11:15 AM (cs22I)

255 Bravo Two Zero

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at April 05, 2026 11:17 AM (jrgJz)

256 Math curriculum should be based on economics.

Adding up all the cost of benefits given to illegals, government fraud costs , etc.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:17 AM (V4IXI)

257 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.

Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (skR0U)

258 he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.
Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

I agree with your husband. *smiley face emoji goes here*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (0aYVJ)

259 Morning book readers.
So ealier this month a friend from jr high passed away. He beat cancer to have a heart attack. This put me onto farcebook to check things. Found that another friend from the same timeframe had passed also. Scott Grange. He had written a book in his last years called Flying Lessons.
Scott is one of the many I really regret not maintaining my friendship with over the years. Haven't seen him since 1988 when he left for college.
Anyway, I'm off to order a hardbound copy.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (ZhdAT)

260 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.
Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026


***
I can recall several girls in my high school math classes whom I wished to see dance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:20 AM (wzUl9)

261
253 I loved the LOTR movies but I never read the books. I have heard in the 20+ years from husband how bad they are compared to the books. I still put them on and enjoy them and he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.
Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

I am one who loves both the movies AND the books. Yes there were some errors, but nothing is perfect, the spirit of the books still shines through. And the world laid out in the books is so vast that there is no way that even 9 hours of screen time could capture more than a part of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:21 AM (UA2di)

262 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.

Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (skR0U)
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All G-d's children got algorithm!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 11:22 AM (1o8D5)

263 In related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)

264 >>>14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

>They were stuck in the Hotel California.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (UqSya)

265 Bowe Bergdahl
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

And the Left embraced him IIRC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (V4IXI)



Owbama and Biden praised he and his family as heroes.

I'll never forget the look on my Marine buddy's face at his retirement party at that time when they traded captured terrorists for that piece of shit.

"WHAT!?!?!?! The United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists!"

"Well, Owebama does."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

266 related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (c3Uld)

267
The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost.



Same motherless fucks who shrug at $10B Somali fraud.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:26 AM (c3Uld)

268 Billy carter sold a bunch to the libyans the c 130s

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:26 AM (bXbFr)

269 Howdy howdy Hordey. Glad I got here before the Book Thread expired. I would have commented sooner but I had to read about the fickleness of eagles. Keep thinking I'd like to re-read that great saga, but I'd like my red-cover hardback collection of The Red Book of Westmarch. Which is somewhere deep in the catacombs, alas.

How Book Threadish that this Easter day, there would be a brief quote from the Gospels and an extensive analysis of Tolkien's mighty work. Heh. As that dog with the hat drinking coffee says, it's fine.

A blessed Easter to alla y'all and your families.

✝️ He is Risen! ✝️

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (Qlfju)

270 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

271 Actually darryl strawberry is a believer in good stsnding

He spoke to our church in broward

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:28 AM (bXbFr)

272 related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US..


Witty and funny but would have been better if Strawberry hadn't praised Trump for the relatively recent pardon Trump gave him.

Still funny though.


Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:28 AM (V4IXI)

273 And . . . the rain has stopped. Maybe I should tote some trash out to the dumpster. . . ?

Nah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:29 AM (wzUl9)

274 The morgan freeman on twitter is white jive turkey

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:29 AM (bXbFr)

275 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

Hey, Reggie, go back to playing your kids game and let the adults do their job. Dumbass.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (5xuJ/)

276 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


***
They're enjoying their peaceful easy feeling, and they know all about Sauron's lyin' eyes. You know -- the new kid in town.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (wzUl9)

277 Yes i dont see a viable deal but he wants to give then out before we blow more stuff up

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (bXbFr)

278 Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

I feel the same but admittedly I felt that way about Venezuela also. Granted there are a lot of differences between Iran and Venezuela where leaving any of the mullahs in charge would be a failure imo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:33 AM (V4IXI)

279 This week's Kindle read was "Reaper's Crawl" by C.J. Carella, which is a "LitRPG Gamelit Apocalyptic Cultivation Fantasy"

What you may ask, is a "LitRPG Gamelit Apocalyptic Cultivation Fantasy" ? Basically, take an adventure story, and slap paragraphs of video game statistics into it. The Stats are in bold print, so they are easy to skim and skip as necessary.

Get past that, and you have a pretty good story of the Earth being turned into an Apocalyse by alien beings for essentially a reality TV series, only on a much bigger scale. I look forward to the next installment.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 11:36 AM (2xF0u)

280 Venezuela was just run by corrupt drug dealers, not by a death cult whose religious faith compelled them to try to bring about the nuclear-fueled end of the world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:36 AM (UA2di)

281 I'm sure Strawberry's a good dude - just a retired player from Jackson's era who had drug problems ba k in the day. I was kidding around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:37 AM (BI5O2)

282 264 >>>14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

>They were stuck in the Hotel California.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (UqSya)

They stab it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:38 AM (UA2di)

283
lol, FOX has the woman who wore the bunny suit that scared the shit out of Biden on now.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 11:39 AM (Y8DZL)

284 Same motherless fucks who shrug at $10B Somali fraud.
Posted by: Heroq

MAZE
@mazemoore
In January Gavin Newsom ridiculed Dr. Oz for investigating hospice fraud in CA and said the investigations were purely political.

Since then, Oz has closed down 221 fraudulent hospice businesses in Los Angeles alone.

Gavin don't be angry. You've been campaigning for years. Someone has to do your job.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:40 AM (ndZc7)

285 The Ace (American Classic Entertainment) Channel has been promising us Stoney Burke for a while. Finally an episode is on. It's a modern-day (1962, that is) Western drama series, B & W, with Jack Lord as a rodeo rider. I remember seeing it in the TV Guide when it was new, but have never seen an installment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

286 That Carella book sounds an awful lot like _Dungeon Crawler Carl_.

I started reading that one this week (Carl, not the Carella one), and I have to say it's hard going for me. The massive artificiality of the premise just kills any suspension of disbelief.

I played D&D for years, I even worked for game companies -- and I have next to ZERO interest in reading a novel about a person who is a character in a roleplaying game, let alone an online game.

Sure, I know there's a whole subgenre of Japanese comics and anime about people cast into RPG-type worlds, but in a way that just makes it worse: I can't even enjoy the originality of the idea.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (78a2H)

287 Idaho Spudboy,
Have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl?

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (VCgbV)

288 Get 'em while they're hot!

Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Imagine paying $850 for general admission standing-room only seats for a Bruce Springsteen concert?
And then he gets up there and just lectures you about how much he hates Trump?
Was that a mention of the new world order?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:43 AM (ndZc7)

289 Trimegistus,
I agree. I listened to the first two books but gave up after that. I do like Donut though...🤗

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:45 AM (VCgbV)

290 I am wondering are they all having a laugh on Fox for their string pulling of Biden and pulling the wool over the American citizens?

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:47 AM (Ia/+0)

291
It should not be the aim of kingdom believers literally to imitate the outward life of Jesus in the flesh but rather to share his faith; to trust God as he trusted God and to believe in men as he believed in men. Jesus never argued about either the fatherhood of God or the brotherhood of men; he was a living illustration of the one and a profound demonstration of the other.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 11:48 AM (Qlfju)

292 pulling the wool over the American citizens?
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:47 AM (Ia/+0)

Yeah. That was itchy.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:50 AM (ZhdAT)

293 This guy really hates Strawberry:

https://youtu.be/8KgmHzAg4gw?si=2BCF8cA9Q9CpYSWm

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:50 AM (BI5O2)

294 And outta here to deal with assorted annoyances here at Casa Some Guy.

Thanks for the thread, Perfessor.

Have a good Easter Sunday, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 11:51 AM (q3u5l)

295 Iranian "ambassador" is refusing to leave Lebanon! Guy's no dummy...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 05, 2026 11:51 AM (XMwZJ)

296 291
It should not be the aim of kingdom believers literally to imitate the outward life of Jesus in the flesh but rather to share his faith; to trust God as he trusted God and to believe in men as he believed in men. Jesus never argued about either the fatherhood of God or the brotherhood of men; he was a living illustration of the one and a profound demonstration of the other.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link
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Amen,
He is Risen

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:52 AM (kA/fI)

297 Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Imagine paying $850 for general admission standing-room only seats for a Bruce Springsteen concert?


My offer is this: Nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:53 AM (guGkK)

298 'Bout time I headed off to do some chores too. Thanks to all for a great Easter Book Thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:53 AM (wzUl9)

299 My big read this week is Thomas Mullen's weirdly prescient 2006 novel The Last Town on Earth, about an isolated logging town in Washington State that decides to quarantine itself from the outside world during the 1918 flu epidemic. There's a backdrop of labor unrest...


One of the primary reasons Ft Lewis (Camp Lewis back then) was established was to quell labor issues with the loggers in Washington State. The Army and Navy needed the wood for the war effort, so troops were brought in to keep it flowing.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 11:54 AM (2WIwB)

300 No, I can't imagine paying anything to see Springsteen. A) his music sucks, and B) he sucks as a human being.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (XMwZJ)

301 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR

Joe Walsh said yes but Henley and Frey were just being pricks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (guGkK)

302 Book ordered.
The lawn mower isn't going to fix itself. Gotta go.
Thank you Prof.

Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (ZhdAT)

303 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

Same.

If the goal is regime change then a negotiated peace with the old regime make the war pointless.

Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (c3Uld)

304 A case of mistaken identity?

At Least 13 Injured As Vehicle Plows Into Louisiana Festival Parade

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It wasn't an Easter parade. It was a Lao New Year Festival parade. But Mohammed may not have known that.

Identity of the perp has not been revealed so I'm just speculating about an hypothesis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

305 That Strawberry scene is one if the great meltdowns in movie history. Keitel is a good actor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:58 AM (BI5O2)

306 Idaho Spudboy,
Have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (VCgbV)

I just started it, and I'm enjoying it.

C.J Carella had done a previous series, using the same format, a couple of years ago. I just try to enjoy them for the pulp adventure stories they basically are.

Picture R.A. Howard using the same format: "Conan's mighty thewes had gained a +150 in strength!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 11:59 AM (2xF0u)

307 Reading The Right Stuff by Thomas Wolfe (1979). Incredible descriptions about the type of guys the fighter pilots are, the risks of that job, the crazy task of trying to land jets on a pitching, yawing aircraft carrier in 60 foot waves , etc.

BTW, predicted spin from the left at your Easter dinner if you bring up the great rescue of the pilots: “If it weren’t for Trumps quagmire of a war we wouldn’t have to have spent all that money and risked lives to save them in the first place!”

Posted by: RM at April 05, 2026 12:01 PM (n/1Oj)

308 Nood F-15 rescue by Ace.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:02 PM (2xF0u)

309 The Athenians invented ostracism, remember.

Basically pick out a guy you don't like, vote to exile him for a few years and then, when he comes back, do it all over again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (ufSfZ)


Being driven from Athens by a cracked pot

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (rbvCR)

310 Or not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (A5RD0)

311 Reading The Right Stuff by Thomas Wolfe (1979). Incredible descriptions about the type of guys the fighter pilots are, the risks of that job, the crazy task of trying to land jets on a pitching, yawing aircraft carrier in 60 foot waves , etc.
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Having rubbed shoulders with some Nav jet jocks, I can say that they have egos that are off the scale, but it seems to be a consequence of well-merited self confidence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

312 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)


. . . Because the Bush, Obama, and Biden methods of regime change and forever war seems to have been such an incredible success?

Don't criticize by stating "I don't understand" it makes you sound like a neocon proggy who means "I don't care because he is not following my advice"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (rbvCR)

313 In related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)
****************************

Daaaaarrrylllll...Daaaaarrrylllll...

Posted by: Bart & Lisa Simpson at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (88gK3)

314 The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading

Reading through comments today, and previous weeks, as an old comics fan, I find it amusing that so many commenters confess to reading funny books graphic novels and stories.

I don't recall that being so frequent back in the Ancient Times when I first started reading the book thread. I know I would have hesitated to drop a comment on the many, many illustrated media I've enjoyed amidst all the wise and learned commenters on history and high literature. Of course, I'm older and care less what anyone thinks than back in the Olde Days.

Much more a part of the zeitgeist now is Uncle Ben's wisdom, "with great power comes great responsibility." Much less the often-corrupted "Truth, Justice, and the American way."

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (Qlfju)

315 149 In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
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This is part of Japan's submission and adoption of American culture/domination and their success.

They were a warrior culture of character (not our values but logical, disciplined, and consistent) and saw us as a worthy adversary, whereas, they had no respect for the Europeans.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (kA/fI)

316 Whoops. Willowed again.
NOOD weekend ACE
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419200

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (Qlfju)

317 I loved his Stone's Fall which is about, well, everything with a hidden in plain sight ending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


That is my favorite book. High finance, battleships, intrigue, and a story that is like a matrushka doll, going backwards in time to tell the story.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (0U5gm)

318 "WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR"

Because we're not doing a Space 1999 crossover, that's why!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)

319 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
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Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Don Henley said no. The acoustics were bad, and there wouldn't be the Third Encore with the Orcs there.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at April 05, 2026 01:48 PM (MKors)

320 Happy Easter!

A scientifically confirmed miracle. “Jesus Cures a Blind Man at Bethsaida”

This is not a “living parable” as has been said for centuries. It’s a message across time. From the time of Christ to a time when where we understand eyes enough to know that when sight has been restored (or baby’s new eyes) the brain needs time to understand the 3d world that they are seeing. Jesus calibrates his eyes and this is the most important and misunderstood bible passage in the world. Because Peter’s testimony (on which Mark’s gospel is based) gives us a real scientifically confirmable miracle.

22 And they came to Beth-sa′ida. And some people brought to him a blind man, and begged him to touch him. 23 And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the village; and when he had spit on his eyes and laid his hands upon him, he asked him, “Do you see anything?” 24 And he looked up and said, “I see men; but they look like trees, walking.” 25 Then again he laid his hands upon his eyes; and he looked intently and was restored, and saw everything clearly. 26 And he sent him away to his home, saying, “Do not even enter the village.”

Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:04 PM (QXLqd)

321 More religious Easter tech…

thecatholicherald.com/article/ shroud-of-turin-dates-from-time-of-christ-scientists-reveal

New technology places it as 2000 years old. The carbon dating was from the frayed edges that had been darned over time and had middle age material mixed within.

He is Risen.

Shroud of Turin tinyurl here…

https://tinyurl.com/yjacxd6j

Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (QXLqd)

322 Late, as usual, but WTH...
As my late mother used to say, "You're so dumb, you're happy."
There's a grain of truth to that, illustrated by my loss... no, strike that, diminished pleasure in reading John Grisham's The Whistler.
I live in Navajo County, AZ, where more than a third of the county is taken up by two Indian Reservations: Navajo and White Mountain Apache. I've had a conversation with the Sheriff about the legal issues raised, issues that Gresham is either ignorant of, or ignores for dramatic purpose. Specifically, criminal activity jurisdiction of non-tribal people while on the rez. The tribe has no authority, nor does local law enforcement for felonies. The FBI has uncontested authority in those cases.
In the book, the bad guys commit a murder on tribal lands, and the white protagonists thrash about for most of the remainder of the book, trying to get the FBI involved. When they finally do, the story is wrapped up in two chapters.
It took me right out of the story, because I'm internally yelling, "Get the FBI!" repeatedly, when I'm not also yelling internally,"No, FBI agent, you don't need to develop a nexus to do something, it's a fucking murder on tribal land."

Posted by: buddhaha at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (0r3iH)

“WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

From President Trump at Truth Social:

WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

No American casualties. Prayers answered.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 07:32 AM




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1 Fantastic news

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 07:35 AM (Ia/+0)

2 halleluiah indeed

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (8uzBS)

3 willowed:

Looks like the IRCG, bitter enders all, want to wait us out. They are depending on Leftists in the US, muslim immigrants to the US, and the slavishly anti-American media. Sadly, we now have to hit Iran much harder.

We torched 2 C-130s as the price of getting the WSO out. Very expensive. Aircrew must have soaring morale, to see the efforts we took to rescue one of their own.

Well done to all involved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

4 I JUST SAW THIS ON MS Now and came to pist it.

Thank you for a very Happy Easter thread!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (Sco7b)

5 Also to pist it.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (Sco7b)

6 And to post it.

I need coffee.

And proof-reading lessons.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:38 AM (Sco7b)

7 Thank you, Buck!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (fNISR)

8

Posted by: The MSM at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (vFG9F)

9 Stateless

No worries. We have early-morning-post translation abilities.

May coffee dilute the BAC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

10 “WE GOT HIM!”


Good news. Are we sure it's a "him"?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2026 07:40 AM (0N4FZ)

11 From the Daily Mail *pile of salt*, the WSO walked 75 miles away from the crash site in 36 hours. Glad to see air crew fitness standards are high.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

12 Trump says the rescued WSO holds the rank of colonel. That would make him most likely the squadron's CO or XO.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (Y1sOo)

13 Nailed it

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 07:42 AM (AkEZC)

14 Wonderful news. Starting Easter morning off right.

Posted by: Now, Where's The Coffee? at April 05, 2026 07:42 AM (oftw2)

15 Yes, thanks Lord and gratitude to the brave rescue team!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 07:43 AM (rZCVI)

16 >>We torched 2 C-130s as the price of getting the WSO out.

DM says we lost a SPECFOR Little Bird, too.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:43 AM (Y1sOo)

17 Today, Buck is our host while we eat our toast.

Posted by: Surly Riser at April 05, 2026 07:43 AM (oftw2)

18 one hour sober

The US worked for years, training, equipping, and testing doctrine to pull this off. Extremely impressive.

And the injured colonel was fit, if reports are to be believed. Hard to believe no deaths among the forces, but a number were injured.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

19 Someone here yesterday proposed an excellent idea. We should drop dummies in ejections seats (or maybe even just kitchen chairs with parachutes but no occupants) over Iran to lure in the bad guys, and then deal with them as we do.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2026 07:45 AM (Riz8t)

20 Thanks be to God for this! Blessed Resurrection Day to you all!!

Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2026 07:45 AM (wLjpr)

21 one hour sober

Delta was there. Some details hopefully will be in a CENTCOM briefing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

22 I haven't heard any more about Iraqi militia columns Iran called in to shoot the disgruntled. I guess they got the message after we hit the first one.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2026 07:47 AM (Riz8t)

23 What's the Colonel's name?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

24 {{{Moki }}}

He is risen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

25 Two articles, and photos at twz dot com.

twz = the war zone

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (AkEZC)

26 I need coffee.

And proof-reading lessons.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:38 AM (Sco7b)


Ace has previously stated that proof-reading is gay. Given the frequency with which he breaks the blog, I think he's serious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

27
75 miles over mountainous terrain in a day and a half? Injured?

c'mon man
I used to have the Daily Mail bookmarked- I don't look at their site anymore because it's all tabloid garbage- and half their stories are behind a paywall anyway

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

28 The American left is having a horrible day. First it’s Easter. Religious holiday, then an American airman was successfully recused behind enemy lines.

Screaming at the sky deep in the woods.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 07:50 AM (jZ3ZM)

29 Archimedes

Iran is a large nation. A less conspicuous security force crossing the border may work for a while.

Time to arm the Immortal Guard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

30 b"h

A Joyous Easter to all the Christian morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

31 Don Black

Same here. DM used to have good coverage, but went too far left and greedy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

32 Happy Easter everyone. Definitely a blessed morning.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2026 07:53 AM (19SAM)

33 One can see the hand of Providence in this miraculous rescue at Easter.

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (ZxPkt)

34 If someone is born on the Moon, do they automatically become a citizen of the Moon? Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?

Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

35 Don Black

So many potential points of failure. I am very happy for the good outcome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

36 Meanwhile on Good Friday, my Congress-thing, a progressive blonde skirt named Brittany, was tweeting about all the money Hegseth 'wasted' on surf n' turf for the troops.
I gotta get outta this place.

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 07:57 AM (ZxPkt)

37 Good morning and Happy Easter!

Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 07:57 AM (QMAsf)

38 We are blessed.

Have a great day, everyone.

Spread the good news.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

39 With Daily Mail, you have to sperate out the obvious tabloid, clickbait junk from the real news reporting. They have been first to report on many breaking news events over the years.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)

40 What's the Colonel's name?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)


Does not appear to have been released as of yet

Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 07:58 AM (QMAsf)

41 *separate

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (Y1sOo)

42 Saikat Chakrbarti's qualifications for Congress according to his ads

-AOC and Bernie love him
-Stood up against the genocide in Gaza
-Wrote the Green New Deal
-Replace the Establishment!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

43 Buck Throckmorton

Thank you for putting up this post. GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

44 Great news.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (CHHv1)

45 Awesome news!

Posted by: Statman at April 05, 2026 08:00 AM (LfFNv)

46 Names of both pilot and WSO might not be released for fear of families getting doxxed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:01 AM (gm9Sb)

47 Eric Swallwell's qualifications for governor according to his ads

-Prosecuted Trump
-Make California Affordable

Endorsed by California Nurses Association, California Dental Association, and Uber

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

48 @amyswearer
To recap, from the standpoint of local time:

Shot down early on Good Friday. Rescued Easter Sunday morning.

If it were a movie plot, we'd roll our eyes at it for being too on the nose but here we are in real life...

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 08:04 AM (eZ5tL)

49 Said a little prayer for the airman last night. Woke up to read he was rescued. On Easter. I cheered out loud and scared my cat. Just wow!!!

Posted by: smokin' cat turd at April 05, 2026 08:05 AM (KXId6)

50 If it were a movie plot, we'd roll our eyes at it for being too on the nose but here we are in real life...
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 08:04 AM (eZ5tL)
====

It will be one day soon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

51 What's the Colonel's name?
——-

During World War Two, it was customary in news reports to give the hometown. Sometimes their street address. This is not done any longer.

Remember the OPM hack? Well - it wasn’t a hack. They outsourced database file management to a Chinese cutout firm. With access to Root. If you don’t know what that means, you probably don’t want to know, from a counterintelligence perspective.

Anyway everyone and anyone who worked or works for the government had their personal and personnel information leaked to the bad guys.

This includes next of kin information, addresses, that kind of thing. It’s comforting to think that while someone is held as a POW, our enemies at home or abroad could be harassing relatives at home, or worse.

Nice, huh? Just one of so very many outrages during the Barky regime.

But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

America. What a Country!

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:06 AM (0Dsks)

52 Martini Farmer. Thanks for the twz link. The US still has the best military in the world. May they be safe in all of their endeavors.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 08:06 AM (2NHgQ)

53 It will be one day soon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

With Hollywood casting a black actress in the role of the rescued WSO

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:07 AM (Y1sOo)

54 Is the Weapons System Officer female?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

55 If someone is born on the Moon, do they automatically become a citizen of the Moon? Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

Then, they're considered a democrat.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 05, 2026 08:09 AM (5xuJ/)

56 Democrats and America haters hardest hit.

Posted by: DeusExMachina at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (cmlrb)

57 But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

America. What a Country!
Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:06 AM (0Dsks)
====

I got two such notices of data breaches just last week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

58 Thanks be to God! Happy Easter, everyone!

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (afFes)

59 Not female.

"At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine"

Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (QMAsf)

60 Is the Weapons System Officer female?
———

How could one determine that?? Impossible

Posted by: Action Jackson at April 05, 2026 08:11 AM (0Dsks)

61 I am waiting for end of June to see how the Supreme Court splits the bsby in half

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Ia/+0)

62 He is Risen! Happy Easter to all who celebrate! And so very thankful for the airman's rescue. I'm sure the Left is seething at their lost cudgel to beath PDJT about the head. G*d is great!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)

63 I am waiting for end of June to see how the Supreme Court splits the bsby in half

--

Skip, I think splitting the baby is the best case scenario. I fear we won't even get that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

64
Even with VPN I'm inundated with calls, emails and texts from frauds.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 08:14 AM (Y8DZL)

65 >>Is the Weapons System Officer female?

No, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to cast a black (maybe trans, too) actress anyway and call it "based upon real events."

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)

66 I am waiting for end of June to see how the Supreme Court splits the bsby in half
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Ia/+0)


The Constitution doesn't say that the children of people on a daytrip to the US are citizens but you cannot make this determination via EO, only Congress can do that via legislation.

Which is probably the correct decision, since EOs get rescinded and whatnot, but it means that it'll never happen because Congress is treasonous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

67 > Remember the OPM hack? Well - it wasn’t a hack. They outsourced database file management to a Chinese cutout firm. With access to Root. If you don’t know what that means, you probably don’t want to know, from a counterintelligence perspective.
----------
I was part of all that, as a former fed employee. Nowhere near important enough to actually be at risk, but the amount of suspect junk mail about nonexistent "cloud accounts" and the like has never stopped since.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 08:16 AM (AkEZC)

68 Besides propaganda value, a senior officer, also a weapons system officer, would be a real intelligence plum both to the Iranians and parties they would auction him off to.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:16 AM (gm9Sb)

69 Saw only officer was a Colonel, thought usually WSO is 2nd but who knows what the operation was .

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:17 AM (Ia/+0)

70 Meanwhile on Good Friday, my Congress-thing, a progressive blonde skirt named Brittany, was tweeting about all the money Hegseth 'wasted' on surf n' turf for the troops.
I gotta get outta this place.

--

That's coincidental. I think about all the money that's wasted on Congress-things like her for her overly lavish salary, golden benefits and perks that none of them deserve.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:17 AM (qBdHI)

71 No, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to cast a black (maybe trans, too) actress anyway and call it "based upon real events."
Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)


Hispanic. Chopper sets down, WTO thinks they're there to rescue him. Out steps ICE who gun him down. Scene change to OrangeManBad laughing in the Oval Office. Fade to black.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

72 69 There's been many instances where the WSO, BN, RIO, whatever is senior to the pilot. Pilot is still aircraft commander.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:19 AM (gm9Sb)

73 I'm guessing he's actually a light colonel (O-5).

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:20 AM (Y1sOo)

74 Man, I bet some on the left are crying now...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 08:21 AM (diia5)

75 By my recollection, by tje time you reach full Colonel your at least higher than squadron Commander.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:22 AM (Ia/+0)

76 Seems there are reports coming out of Iran...oh. Nevermind.

Meanwhile in the news, The Epstein Files...

Posted by: This Is CNN at April 05, 2026 08:23 AM (jRlwL)

77 It must suck to be the Iranian search party Skipper right now, confined to a room with three ayatollahs screaming at him while the executioner gets things ready.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:23 AM (gm9Sb)

78 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

Thanks, dear, and a blessed Passover to you and your family!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 08:24 AM (Nx5jP)

79 It must suck to be the Iranian search party Skipper right now, confined to a room with three ayatollahs screaming at him while the executioner gets things ready.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


I think it's the minor-tollahs now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 08:24 AM (diia5)

80 Military Times:
Commentary: Leave no one behind: A commitment we must continue to make, August 2020

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 05, 2026 08:26 AM (NFX2v)

81 My favorite part about the rescue of the pilot is the entire world now knows how far we will go to save the life of one of ours under this leadership. That's the America I love and I don't give a damn what any other country thinks about us.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m)

82 Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM

Well said!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 08:29 AM (rZCVI)

83 JackStraw. Exactly. Wish I could up vote your comment.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2NHgQ)

84 So tell me, in our 250 years as a country with countless episodes of "Pentagon reform" why have we never adopted consistent titles for all of the branches of military service?
Sure, tradition and history and all that.
But there are no Sargeants in the Navy or Admirals in the Army, yet there are Lieutenants and Captains in both, but of unequal rank.
If you're just joe average civilian it's very confusing and you're always at risk of accidentally insulting someone.
Oh, and then there's the 37 different flavors of Admiral...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

85 What Jack Straw said!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:31 AM (MIIRH)

86 Skip, I think splitting the baby is the best case scenario. I fear we won't even get that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

Foregone conclusion, I'm afraid. These judges are too removed from current reality, lost within their legal involutions -- always an occupational hazard or defect. Do any of them see themselves as American patriots at all? Conversely, Roberts personally despises Trump and will deny him a victory of this magnitude. Coney-Barrett, per usual, will tag along with Roberts.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 05, 2026 08:31 AM (E2lD7)

87 Quarter Twenty don't blame us, the Europeans started it

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (Ia/+0)

88 Picturing Owen Wilson running cross-country with Gene Hackman giving him mapping positions in golf course code. Getting the downed pilot to the LZ.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (jZ3ZM)

89 Reports suggest the CIA was involved in tracking the WSO and leading a "deception" effort to confuse the Iranians looking for him.

Also, MQ-9 "Reaper" drones were used to attack Iranian searchers as they got within 3km of the WSO.

The searchers were blown up. Real good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (AkEZC)

90 in this Truth Social, Trump says the 2nd rescued pilot was seriously wounded
also, press conference on the rescue, Monday 1pm

https://x.com/RapidResponse47/
status/2040760599596904455

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)

91 >>By my recollection, by tje time you reach full Colonel your at least higher than squadron Commander.

Which is why I stated in @73 that he's probably a light colonel (O-5)

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:33 AM (Y1sOo)

92 >>>>My favorite part about the rescue of the pilot is the entire world now knows how far we will go to save the life of one of ours under this leadership. That's the America I love and I don't give a damn what any other country thinks about us.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m)
*****
Well said JackStraw. My sentiments exactly. G-d bless and protect our military, PDJT, the USA and Israel. Happy Easter to all.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 05, 2026 08:33 AM (S+2Xo)

93 Oh, and then there's the 37 different flavors of Admiral...

Five. There are five, same as Generals.

1 star - Rear Admiral (lower half), because the perfectly cromulent name Commodore is only used during wartime or something.
2 stars - Rear Admiral.
3 stars - Vice Admiral.
4 stars - Admiral.
5 stars - Fleet Admiral. Also a wartime only rank.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

94 84 When afloat, you might have a USMC Captain. O-3. The Captain of the ship could be any rank, but is addressed as Captain. Also aboard is a Navy Captain, O-6, addressed as Captain. And then you throw in the Navy First Lieutenant, not a rank but a job description.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:35 AM (gm9Sb)

95 The Supreme Court will do something like
These who are here get to stay, those afterwards are out

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Ia/+0)

96 JackStraw, Indeed. These are the best of times.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 08:36 AM (qFwJc)

97 24 {{{Moki }}}

He is risen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

{{{NaCly}}}. Hugs and love to you my friend!!! I hope you have a blessed day today! And yes, this is most wonderful news!!

Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:36 AM (wLjpr)

98 A hostage video before the midterms is still likely.

Posted by: Sid at April 05, 2026 08:36 AM (kTAco)

99 It's amazing the percentage of Medal of Honor recipients who receive the award because they defied orders and went back to get people the brass had given up hope on. How amazing it is to have a CiC who has the same attitude of confidence and hope.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 08:37 AM (lFFaq)

100 and we all hope you are the star of it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:37 AM (MIIRH)

101 woohoo! 100th without even trying!

(what did I win?)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:38 AM (MIIRH)

102 There was a time during the Great Leap Forward, the PRC did away with ranks in the army.

Yeah. That worked out well.

Posted by: Chun King at April 05, 2026 08:38 AM (jRlwL)

103 To make it more confusing, Lt. Colonels are often informally addressed as simply "colonel" just as Lt. Commanders in the Navy are informally addressed as simply "commander."

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y1sOo)

104 >Five. There are five, same as Generals.

1 star - Rear Admiral (lower half), because the perfectly cromulent name Commodore is only used during wartime or something.
2 stars - Rear Admiral.
3 stars - Vice Admiral.
4 stars - Admiral.
5 stars - Fleet Admiral. Also a wartime only rank.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:34 AM
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So who's in the upper half?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

105 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

106 The French revolution tried to redesign ranks, the Communists after the Russian Revolution did as well. Can't do class warfare and look like you are going to copy the classes. They did so shows its a tried system.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (Ia/+0)

107 But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

America. What a Country!
Posted by: Common Tater


Mine lasted a few years but I'm still an active employee. I don't want to think about what happens when I do foreign travel and my name comes up at the wrong time. And I'm not really a big name.

But yeah; thanks to the feds who thought that nothing could go wrong with letting China have access to this database.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (+NIRm)

108 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

Is that an actual post from him? He's not generally given to vulgarity.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (H5Io+)

109 thank you, BD!

that is EXACTLY what I voted for!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (MIIRH)

110 My lib little sis made me a nameplate that says "Supreme Commander" so I've got that going for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

111 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

It made me smile, I cannot imagine any other President recently saying that while they sell us down the river and don't care about Americans left behind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 08:42 AM (Nx5jP)

112 >>1 star - Rear Admiral (lower half), because the perfectly cromulent name Commodore

was too confusing for midwits who called Commodores 'Commander'.

Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 08:42 AM (NcvvS)

113 A high ranking Navy guy during the “war years” basically got arrested at Los Alamos by the Army gate guard. “Sir, you should see his uniform! Phony as a 3 dollar bill.”

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:43 AM (dMvru)

114 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

heh. From the comments:

Attacking national infrastructure is a war crime!

People like that think when Americans respond in any way other than baring our necks for the knife, it's a war crime. It must suck for him to be this way but his parents probably never taught him better.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 05, 2026 08:43 AM (+NIRm)

115 For years to come the WSO will hear from all sorts of people he meets, "You were that guy? I was praying for you!"

Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 08:43 AM (pJK38)

116 Well, our resident gloom mongers will have a tough time with this...

Well done.

*raises coffeve in salute*

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

117 83 JackStraw. Exactly. Wish I could up vote your comment.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2NHgQ)

Same!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 08:44 AM (h7ZuX)

118 There were casualties. There were no deaths. There were injuries onboard the rescue helicopters.

Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (uA2IU)

119
*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Resident gloom monger at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

120 was too confusing for midwits who called Commodores 'Commander'."

"She's a brick.... house"

/oh. "The" Commodores.

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

121 81 My favorite part about the rescue of the pilot is the entire world now knows how far we will go to save the life of one of ours under this leadership. That's the America I love and I don't give a damn what any other country thinks about us.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m)


This. This is the America I served, my husband served, my dad served. This is worth fighting for, people. Don't let the leftist fools tell you otherwise. They see through a mirror so dark it's a stone wall.

Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (wLjpr)

122 113 Naval Officer uniforms look pretty close world wide. In the early 40s, a London Times reporter dressed up in a full Kriegsmarine uniform and walked the busy streets of London for hours. Nobody batted an eye.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (gm9Sb)

123 I wouldn't be able to upvote Straw's comment because he called him a pilot. The rest of it, though, yeah...

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:46 AM (Y1sOo)

124 105 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

I sense a Big Bada Boom coming soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 08:46 AM (UA2di)

125 > Then, they're considered a democrat.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 05, 2026 08:09 AM (5xuJ/)

Many times you become a Demoocrat in the place where you die.

I remember a number of years back when an expansion of O'Hare forced a cemetery to be moved.

The big argument was over who was gonna get the votes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (qpyNK)

126 Would PDT say "praise allan"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

127 This rescue shines light on the disaster in Benghazi by Hillary Clinton/Obama.
Then the old hag blamed it on some video some dude made. And the corrupt media backed her.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (jZ3ZM)

128 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

He needs to follow through on this. If he gives ground, the leftists will be crowing about him backing down again. Once you say it, do it. I expect he will and to see leftist tears on Tuesday.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (1Ff7Z)

129 126 Would PDT say "praise allan"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

That's the tell that it's garbage. He wouldn't.

Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (wLjpr)

130 There was pay phone in one of the barracks I lived in base. If it rang it was usually someone looking to get a hold of a troopie not necessarily for official biz.

Anyway I was walking by one day and it rang. I liked to answer it “Supreme Allied Headquarters. How may i help you?”

Long pause. “Who is this!?” the caller demanded. He sounded pissed off. And probably a lot higher in rank than me.

Wheels turn. “Well you don’t know, do ya?” Etc. Much hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (dMvru)

131 There's been many instances where the WSO, BN, RIO, whatever is senior to the pilot. Pilot is still aircraft commander.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026


***
In the Navy, too, the captain of the boat is the captain, no matter his rank. JFK was a Lt. J.G., but he was still the "skipper" of PT-109.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 08:50 AM (wzUl9)

132 moki, big hug dear lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:50 AM (+nEug)

133 11 From the Daily Mail *pile of salt*, the WSO walked 75 miles away from the crash site in 36 hours. Glad to see air crew fitness standards are high.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)


DailyMail also says he climbed to nearly 7000 feet to avoid capture. They do not say what altitude he began at when he landed. The photos of destroyed aircraft released by the Iranians show what looks to me to be six-bladed helicopter hubs. Disinfo? It doesn't all add up to me, but however it went down, I salute everyone involved in the planning and execution!

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (5rh/l)

134 132 moki, big hug dear lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:50 AM (+nEug)

Hugs to you as well! A blessed Easter to you!!!

Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (wLjpr)

135 Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

That is a crap talking point, man.

Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2026 08:52 AM (xOzlX)

136 It doesn't all add up to me, "

They're reporters. All gunz are Glocks. Or ARs... or sometimes AKs. The newz is a useful source of entertainment, mostly.

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

137 Is that an actual post from him? He's not generally given to vulgarity.
Posted by: Halfhand at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (H5Io+)

Maybe he's channeling Chesty Puller this morning.

He's probably tired, but high on the success, and does not give a f**k about propriety right now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (h7ZuX)

138 I realize no one around the world takes deadlines seriously any more because for 50 years or more, weak western leaders like Carter, Clinton, and Obama always backed away and said “never mind” whenever one of their deadlines passed with no one doing anything.

It’s going to take a year or two of Trump doing exactly what he says to make believers out of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (UA2di)

139 Historically, "commodore" was a job, not a rank. Being put in charge of a multi-ship operation made you a commodore for the duration of that operation, but your actual rank did not change.


It's been made into a rank a few times over the years, but not at present in USN.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (qpyNK)

140 yeah, that potty-mouth Truth Social post sounds fake

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)

141 11 From the Daily Mail *pile of salt*, the WSO walked 75 miles away from the crash site in 36 hours. Glad to see air crew fitness standards are high.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)


DailyMail also says he climbed to nearly 7000 feet to avoid capture. They do not say what altitude he began at when he landed. The photos of destroyed aircraft released by the Iranians show what looks to me to be six-bladed helicopter hubs. Disinfo? It doesn't all add up to me, but however it went down, I salute everyone involved in the planning and execution!
Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (5rh/l)

I guess DM is helping keep alive the legend of how Americans act when in a tough spot.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 08:54 AM (lFFaq)

142 The vulgarity is not a problem but the praise part is pure bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:55 AM (+nEug)

143 The photos of destroyed aircraft released by the Iranians show what looks to me to be six-bladed helicopter hubs. Disinfo? It doesn't all add up to me, but however it went down, I salute everyone involved in the planning and execution!
Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (5rh/l)

I believe those photos are of the C-130 remains.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 08:55 AM (UA2di)

144 So who's in the upper half?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)


1 & 2 star Admirals are both "Rear Admiral". Officially, the 1 star guys are designated "lower half" to differentiate them from the 2 star guys. I guess (speculation) that they use that because the 1 star guys got all pissy about having a title which didn't have the word admiral in it.

Flag officers tend to be whiny little bitches.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

145 Thank you, Father God
and God bless President Trump.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (FMtrg)

146 I wondered if since they were separated the officer missing had to travel far and fast

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (Ia/+0)

147 Great News


fyi avoid comments at 'twz = the war zone'.
It's a shame they have some good articles.
During 4 years of Biden presidency the TDS never let up. Usually has nothing to do with whatever is posted.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at April 05, 2026 08:57 AM (KaHlS)

148 Grab your reading glasses and head upstairs
BOOK THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:57 AM (Ia/+0)

149 CNN is reporting that tweet from PDT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

150 If someone is born on the Moon, do they automatically become a citizen of the Moon? Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026


***
If we had a Luna City (as we should have had since 1980), I doubt they would have hordes of illegals clamoring to get in up there. If someone is born on the Moon, his parents wanted to be there and would no doubt be citizens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)

151 I spent years traveling around the world on business and nowhere was I condescended to and looked down on more than Europe just for being an American. The majority opinion I got was Americans were loud, obnoxious and uncouth unlike our fellow North American neighbors in Canada.

Something much bigger is happening right now than just taking down the terrorist regime in Iran. The reactions of our so called allies and laid bare something that has been hinted at for years. We are on our own. Nobody is going to come to our aid unless absolutely forced by their own self-interest.

The opposite is also true. Something has to change with our various alliances including NATO. Perhaps particularly NATO. This is exactly what I voted for.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

152 "Phony as a 3 dollar bill.”

Was he wearing Dress Whites?

Yeah. The guy probably sells Ice Cream out of a truck.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 09:00 AM (qFwJc)

153 105 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy
bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!
Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 09:00 AM (fNISR)

154 Would PDT say "praise allan"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

That's the tell that it's garbage. He wouldn't.
Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (wLjpr)


Apparently he did, though.

Here's the direct link to the post.

https://tinyurl.com/3k4626fc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

155 I spent years traveling around the world on business and nowhere was I condescended to and looked down on more than Europe just for being an American."

This. Asia? Fine - even welcoming. Urrup? PITA. They can go stew for all I care.

Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

156 If you're born on the moon, you're a lunatic

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)

157 CNN is reporting that tweet from PDT
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Newsmax, too.

Posted by: old chick at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (F3Dlr)

158 Personally, I wish he wouldn't post shit like that. Just do it. Talk about it after BDA.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 09:04 AM (Y1sOo)

159 According to some reports, 2 C-130's went into Iran with troops and carrying 2, possibly 4 AH-6 "Little Bird" helicopters used by the 160th SOAR. All those aircraft were sacrificed / destroyed when the two 130's became stuck in sand.

3 Additional C-130's were dispatched to evacuate all involved, including the WSO.

But... an "austere" airbase was setup inside Iran for this entire effort. And we pulled it off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 09:04 AM (AkEZC)

160 Something much bigger is happening right now than just taking down the terrorist regime in Iran. The reactions of our so called allies and laid bare something that has been hinted at for years. We are on our own. Nobody is going to come to our aid unless absolutely forced by their own self-interest.“

We offfered them a chance to be a part of a great victory at little or no cost the themselves - they turned us down. Instead they sucked up to the losers and pissed off the winners. Idiots. I don’t see NATO surviving this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 09:05 AM (UA2di)

161 >>We offfered them a chance to be a part of a great victory at little or no cost the themselves - they turned us down. Instead they sucked up to the losers and pissed off the winners. Idiots. I don’t see NATO surviving this.

I don't either. Certainly not in its current form. The days of our allies getting a free ride from the US are over.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (viF8m)

162 allan who?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)

163 allan who?
Posted by: I gotta ask

He's like Todd.
When it all goes to Hell, thank him, cause he's the one to blame.

Posted by: old chick at April 05, 2026 09:20 AM (F3Dlr)

164 I think the "praise allah" bit is just a twist of the knife.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (h7ZuX)

165 51. But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

America. What a Country!
Posted by: Common Tater

Two years if fingerprints, physical fitness exams, etc. were 'lost.'

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (NFX2v)

166 We travel to the Netherlands on Wednesday and I have to say I'm a bit nervous. We're on a river cruise with excursions along the way. We'll be soft targets and unlike our vacation years ago, that included a stop in Egypt during the Arab Spring, we won't have an armed escort. I already experienced a missile out of gaza that traveled over our hotel in 2023, hoping my good luck continues. I do expect to be treated even worse as a crass American than previously, due to our stance on gaza and the action in iran.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (2NHgQ)

167 Does Jesus believe the life of some people is more important than others?

Posted by: Paul at April 05, 2026 09:33 AM (69npe)

168 164 I think the "praise allah" bit is just a twist of the knife.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (h7ZuX)


I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:40 AM (mAxUt)

169 So "allan" is a typo?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

170 So "allan" is a typo?
Posted by: I gotta ask

I think it is used in a mocking/insulting manner.
Much like when referring to satan some use stan.

I think Trump is mocking the Iranians/allah by telling them all credit/blame for their peril goes to him.

Posted by: old chick at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (F3Dlr)

171 Great news!

Happy Easter.

He is Risen!

Alleluia!

Posted by: Mick at April 05, 2026 09:58 AM (HFx9z)

172 The UK media is very sad about this and are hoping for the US to fail. Time to end NATO and move everything out of Western Europe, men, machinery, money. Blow up the buildings as we go

Posted by: night lifted at April 05, 2026 09:58 AM (kJmLc)

173 The opposite is also true. Something has to change with our various alliances including NATO. Perhaps particularly NATO. This is exactly what I voted for.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

Exactly. Time to pull out.

Posted by: night lifted at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (kJmLc)

174 The media must be FURIOUS right now. They really needed a propaganda win, and they were hoping against hope for video of a gruesomely tortured American hostage who could be used as a bargaining chip, and a cudgel to be used on Trump.

No such luck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (BI5O2)

175 >>No such luck.

We're not done with deep strike missions according to Trump, so they have hope that it could still happen.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (Y1sOo)

176 This would also be a good time to remember all the PJs, aircrew (someone has to get them there) who have died in training as well as real world operations to make such happen.

Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (TRnzq)

177 realDonald Trump
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one,


Boom Boom out go the lights

Posted by: Pat Travers at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (FhXTo)

178 realDonald Trump
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one,

Also going to be a lot of sick leave taken by the staff.

Nobody left but a turban praying over a turbine.

Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (FhXTo)

179 If you'd like to geek out on all the Internet sleuthing figuring out where all this went down in Iran, check out C Schmitz on X.

https://tinyurl.com/cxs7d9wt

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (AkEZC)

180 173 The opposite is also true. Something has to change with our various alliances including NATO. Perhaps particularly NATO. This is exactly what I voted for.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

Exactly. Time to pull out.
Posted by: night lifted at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (kJmLc)

Y'all love power projection, but hate power projection.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:18 PM (hJH5n)

181 Funny how Paul talks of Jesus when to him, God is the State and whoever is running that State is Christ.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:19 PM (hJH5n)

Daily Tech News 5 April 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude






Disclaimer: The red light just means your computer is on fire.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 !!

Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:01 AM (MbRpR)

2 America, fuck yeah!

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 04:01 AM (vFawh)

3 ONT alerted.

Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (MbRpR)

4 w00t

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (fNISR)

5 clarence firsted and nooded
whoo-hoo!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:03 AM (fNISR)

6 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:08 AM (MbRpR)

7
Artemis crew was looking right down at Pixy in these shots:

https://is.gd/lT5yU8

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:10 AM (w6EFb)

8 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 04:11 AM (Y+4g7)

9 Rejoinder: HA! I meant to do that.

Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:11 AM (MbRpR)

10 Didn't we used to have a spy service that would make people that hacked computers regret their continued existence?

Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:19 AM (MbRpR)

11 >>>Disclaimer: The red light just means your computer is on fire.

Thank you. I was wondering what that w

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:20 AM (fNISR)

12 I'm still working on all the Fool music videos from the last couple ONTs, and now I have Bunny songs too... so I finally figured out a system. I moved all those music tabs to another window on the laptop screen, which is off to the left of the big monitor, so I can play them and read the blog at the same time! It's the little things sometimes.

Posted by: SciVo at April 05, 2026 04:22 AM (Sy6m/)

13 7 Artemis crew was looking right down at Pixy in these shots:

https://is.gd/lT5yU8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:10 AM (w6EFb)

haha!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:23 AM (fNISR)

14 7 Artemis crew was looking right down at Pixy in these shots:

https://is.gd/lT5yU8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:10 AM (w6EFb)

NASA
@NASA
This view just hits different 🌍

@Astro_Christina
and
@astro_reid
take a moment to look back at Earth as they continue deep into space toward the Moon.

---

Her hair's a mess.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:24 AM (fNISR)

15 Does Astronaut Reid only have half a face?

Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 04:34 AM (jstR0)

16 15 Does Astronaut Reid only have half a face?
Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 04:34 AM (jstR0)

It's a silhouette!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:37 AM (fNISR)

17 Sale on while store lasts:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8f7ky7

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 04:37 AM (Y+4g7)

18 There's another photo of astro_reid on his 𝕏 site.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:38 AM (fNISR)

19 Another good one from a "media event" as they call it from Victor Glover:

https://is.gd/9VvQoS

You're see what they call the "Overlook Effect" hitting him like a freight train there. He's reflecting and pondering. There have been only, what 24 men before who have seen the earth from that far away, and that small a "blue marble" with their own eyes. The effect occurs in orbit, with the earth looming much larger, but this, this is really something, the Blue Marble POV.

Note his words, "Oasis in nothingness". It's hitting him big time. This is a quite profound experience.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:38 AM (w6EFb)

20 >> Her hair's a mess.

Her's is pretty tame compared to some. Like SUnni Williams, and others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:41 AM (w6EFb)

21 Artemis II/Date
Wed, Apr 1, 2026 – Sat, Apr 11, 2026

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:48 AM (fNISR)

22 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 04:51 AM (Kdi1r)

23 Elon retweeted a photo posted at astro_reid.

Elon Musk retweeted
Reid Wiseman
@astro_reid
7h
There are no words.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:53 AM (fNISR)

24 Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty - We Got Him' -- Missing US F-15 Crew Member Rescued In Iran
Last updated (GMT/UTC): April 05, 2026. 🎉.

Keep the Artemis II Updates coming. 👍

Happy Easter! 🐣 🐰

Posted by: L No nic at April 05, 2026 04:54 AM (NFX2v)

25 Artemis II crew members

Nasa astronauts
Reid Wiseman
Victor Glover
Christina Koch

Canadian Space Agency astronaut
Jeremy Hansen

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:57 AM (fNISR)

26 BBC

'Absolutely spectacular': Artemis II crew see first glimpse of far side of Moon
...
The crew shared a photo they took of the Orientale basin of the Moon, which Nasa said marked "the first time the entire basin has been seen with human eyes".

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:59 AM (fNISR)

27 tech

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier
Apr 4
We’re a few weeks away from where there will be no designers or engineers, but a third secret thing

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 05:01 AM (fNISR)

28 10 Didn't we used to have a spy service that would make people that hacked computers regret their continued existence?
Posted by: clarence



Yes. They were too busy spying on the normal half of America.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (Kdi1r)

29 >> Orientale basin of the Moon, which Nasa said marked "the first time the entire basin has been seen with human eyes".

That's surprising, but true. The Apollo missions were timed such that it was lunar morning on the near side (this had to do with thermal conditions on the surface for landing and moonwalking operations), and thus that side of the (near) far side was in the dark. Apollo 17's command module pilot, during his lonely orbits, managed to get some shots of it with "earthlight", but it's never been seen in full sunlight by human eyes.

Here is it, just coming into view on the right side. It's the right most little dark spot:
https://is.gd/JmVuEA

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (w6EFb)

30 covfefe

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (fNISR)

31 As we work
From time to time
Where shadows lurk
And words still rhyme
We see that the sun
Will still rise
And having fun
Will be the prize



fin

Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 05:06 AM (MbRpR)

32
The geologists and planetary scientists go crazy over Mare Orientale. It's a young impact basin, only 3.7B years old, just a baby. And it's very pristine, and represents a sort of reference, textbook impact basin.

It's been imaged in high resolution by the various lunar orbiters, but one of the NASA geologists this afternoon was almost squeeing like a schoolgirl at thought of human eyes on it, and providing descriptions. The Artemis crew had some intense geology training so they could learn the language to exhaustively describe what they were seeing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:11 AM (w6EFb)

33 Nikita Bier
@nikitabier
Apr 4
We’re a few weeks away from where there will be no designers or engineers, but a third secret thing
Posted by: m


His account seems like a prime target for h@xxoring. Or a psilocybin overdose.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 05:12 AM (diia5)

34 Another bit from "The Joy of Full Surrender" by Jean Pierre de Caussade ( 1675-1731). a French Jesuit priest . I am looking at the Paraclete Press version of his writings:

"Let us continually repeat to all souls that the invitation of the Savior does not demand anything very difficult or extraordinary from them. He does not ask for talent and ingenuity. All he asks is that their wills be united to him, that he may guide, lead and befriend them accordingly."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:13 AM (lQ+/f)

35 G'morning, all!

Early church today, so not much posting, and no morning walk.


But....he is risen!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 05, 2026 05:13 AM (iMotb)

36 Story behind a great old hymn, "The Old Rugged Cross":

https://tinyurl.com/4u68a92v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:16 AM (lQ+/f)

37 "He is risen indeed!" May you and your family and everyone who celebrates Easter have a glorious and blessed day!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:17 AM (lQ+/f)

38 Morning, Tech Peeps

He is risen

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2026 05:24 AM (AN2gy)

39
3D globe view of the Moon:

https://is.gd/5pfIzJ

That will look a little different than viewed from other, because the viewing point is much closer in that map. And it starts out lookin on the east side of the Moon, with the Sea of Crisis to the left. Rotate it to the right until you get the near side in view, then keep rotating right to bring the western limb side into view. You'll soon see Mare Orientale come into view, which looks like a giant bullseye.

As you rotate around the surface, note how very different the far side looks compared to the near side. Why that it is, well there's quite a tale with various theories.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (w6EFb)

40 Duck runs a marathon and gets a medal:

https://tinyurl.com/4wvban24

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (lQ+/f)

41 Yikes, finally got to the ONT's "Step By Step" by Eddie Rabbit, and going straight from Step 2 to Step 3 is how Missing Persons cases get started:

1. Ask her out and treat her like a lady
2. Tell her she's the one you're dreaming of
3. Take her in your arms and never let her go

That is terrible advice. We do not live in caves, and you cannot just not let a woman go at the end of your first date. People will miss her, they will track her down, and then they will track *you* down. Don't do it!

Posted by: SciVo at April 05, 2026 05:27 AM (Sy6m/)

42 >>> Her hair's a mess.

It tiook me a few seconds to see that. I was wondering how there could be cobwebs in space.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2026 05:27 AM (AN2gy)

43 Christ the Lord is risen today.
Hallelujah.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 05:45 AM (SRRAx)

44 Evening and morning to all on this Easter Sunday in 2026. May your prayers be heard; may your day be glorious and blessed.

Here? It's about to rain. The chance of rain at 5 am last night was 37% on the CBS outlet's website; now it's 79%, and the radar shows rain a-comin'. I guess there'll no workout for me today, at least not this morning. The Robe is coming up on Movies! at the top of the hour, and I'm thinking scrambled egg tacos for breakfast.

Whatchoo doin'?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

45 29 >> Orientale basin of the Moon, which Nasa said marked "the first time the entire basin has been seen with human eyes".

That's surprising, but true. The Apollo missions were timed such that it was lunar morning on the near side (this had to do with thermal conditions on the surface for landing and moonwalking operations), and thus that side of the (near) far side was in the dark. Apollo 17's command module pilot, during his lonely orbits, managed to get some shots of it with "earthlight", but it's never been seen in full sunlight by human eyes.

Here is it, just coming into view on the right side. It's the right most little dark spot:
https://is.gd/JmVuEA
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (w6EFb)

It's very beautiful!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 05:51 AM (fNISR)

46 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

He is Risen.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2026 05:52 AM (bQ4nt)

47 He has Risen indeed
Happy Easter everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:57 AM (Ia/+0)

48 Amazing views of the Moon, publius!

I keep hoping there will be a long-abandoned alien base on the far side of the Moon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

49 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 05, 2026 06:02 AM (2Ez/1)

50 Beautiful hymn by Charles Wesley, "Christ the Lord is risen today" performed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:

https://tinyurl.com/3wfveh4v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:05 AM (lQ+/f)

51 39
3D globe view of the Moon:

https://is.gd/5pfIzJ

That will look a little different than viewed from other, because the viewing point is much closer in that map. And it starts out lookin on the east side of the Moon, with the Sea of Crisis to the left. Rotate it to the right until you get the near side in view, then keep rotating right to bring the western limb side into view. You'll soon see Mare Orientale come into view, which looks like a giant bullseye.

As you rotate around the surface, note how very different the far side looks compared to the near side. Why that it is, well there's quite a tale with various theories.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (w6EFb)

Can you give us a couple of the theories?

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:07 AM (fNISR)

52 What I can’t figure out, is the people who believe the Apollo program was fake.

Even when I was a little kid, when the first photographs were published (we had to wait weeks in those days) the full color images of the lunar surface were spectacular. I can only imagine how awesome it was zooking 50 miles above at a thousand miles an hour. Instinctively even a little kid knows there is no way to fake that “magnificent desolation”.

There is something inherently frightening about this big ole Universe. We’re pretty small, put it that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 06:08 AM (Z7bjG)

53 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: RED MEANS STOP!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 06:14 AM (GDFK9)

54 >> Can you give us a couple of the theories?

I know just enough to be dangerous -- leading theory goes like this. First the most accepted theory of Moon formation is giant impact hypothesis. Mars side planet collided with proto-Erf. Spin/angular momentum plays a big role in just how this could work. That formed a "synestia":
https://is.gd/5svMyP

The outer part of that formed the Moon in orbit. It was much much closer. Both bodies were molten. Now, Moon started to cool, and the key is it tide locked quickly. Thus the near side was exposed to the much, much hotter earth than the far side. This caused a thermal gradient from the near to far side, which produced a much thicker crust on the far side.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 06:15 AM (w6EFb)

55 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9

Thank you for your most kind wishes and blessings!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:16 AM (ZeH0U)

56
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2026 06:16 AM (tljrc)

57 WOW

39
3D globe view of the Moon:

https://is.gd/5pfIzJ

That will look a little different than viewed from other, because the viewing point is much closer in that map. And it starts out lookin on the east side of the Moon, with the Sea of Crisis to the left. Rotate it to the right until you get the near side in view, then keep rotating right to bring the western limb side into view. You'll soon see Mare Orientale come into view, which looks like a giant bullseye.

As you rotate around the surface, note how very different the far side looks compared to the near side. Why that it is, well there's quite a tale with various theories.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (w6EFb)

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:17 AM (fNISR)

58
The other theory is two smaller Moons were formed after than initial impact. One was a lot smaller than the other They finally merged together after a while, but it was a more gentle sort of "melding together" type impact. The smaller moon made the far side. That's the other one, but the first one is the most accepted. But there are problems with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 06:20 AM (w6EFb)

59 I keep hoping there will be a long-abandoned alien base on the far side of the Moon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
---------
According to "Mutineer's Moon," the entire Moon is an abandoned alien base/spaceship.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 06:21 AM (GDFK9)

60 Thanks, publius!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:22 AM (fNISR)

61 Will-sappingly warm and humid outside, as usual. No sign of rain yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

62 I am finally vertical, wasn't sure I was going to get up

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:25 AM (Ia/+0)

63 Is Artemis orbiting the Moon now? The Apollo missions seemed to take about three days to get there, and yesterday was three days since the launch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

64
https://www.nasa.gov

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:27 AM (fNISR)

65 Is Artemis orbiting the Moon now? The Apollo missions seemed to take about three days to get there, and yesterday was three days since the launch.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)
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Nope. They are still about 76,000 miles away.

Lunar flyby is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. They'll be traveling slow enough that it will take a few hours.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 06:29 AM (ESVrU)

66

NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)

https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs

Where the astronauts just moments ago gave that ca. 76,000 mile report! LIVE!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:31 AM (fNISR)

67 The Artemis II crew is currently asleep.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:33 AM (fNISR)

68 Saw a headline 2nd F-15E crewman has been recovered

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:34 AM (Ia/+0)

69
205,118 miles from Earth
75,820 miles to moon

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:36 AM (fNISR)

70 That was a mission control Houston spokesman who made that miles-from-the-moon statement.

66

NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)

https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs

Where the astronauts just moments ago gave that ca. 76,000 mile report! LIVE!
Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:31 AM (fNISR)

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:37 AM (fNISR)

71 “Everyone with any experience knew this was a bad idea, but we were ignored.” - a truth common to almost every human organization.

Greetings from the Carolinas. Spring rains today.

Jesus saves.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 05, 2026 06:38 AM (s8FIw)

72 Great news, Skip. That was something that always gave me the worst feelings of dread. Dying/crashing/blown up is one thing. Getting captured and held prisoner is something else entirely.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 06:40 AM (DqnOM)

73 Another big milestone will be when Artemis enters the Moon's Hill Sphere, others dubbed the lunar sphere of influence. This will be the point where the Moon's gravity becomes greater than the Earth's gravity. That is somewhere around 30k miles or so. That will happen this evening some time.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 06:40 AM (w6EFb)

74 Apollo was remiss, they should have put a “Wall Drug - 224,000 miles Next Exit” sign on the Moon.

Free Ice Water!

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 06:42 AM (DqnOM)

75 That was something that always gave me the worst feelings of dread. Dying/crashing/blown up is one thing. Getting captured and held prisoner is something else entirely.
Posted by: Common Tater


Sorry to put a partisan spin on this, but, we all know the trans-national left would have maximized his capture. And, I can only despise them so much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 06:46 AM (diia5)

76 Article at Legalinsurrection.com on crewman

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:46 AM (Ia/+0)

77 "Resurrection power"- An Upper Room devotional based on Mark 16:1-8:

https://tinyurl.com/2rwr78dw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:48 AM (rZCVI)

78 The sphere of influence thing plays a big role in a ballpark orbital mechanics approximation known as patched conics. This allows you to ballpark things like Tli burns and so forth and get estimates of fuel requirements and timing and so forth. It just gets you in the ballpark. For the final calculations you have to the full numerical integrations of the n-body equations.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 06:52 AM (w6EFb)

79 For the final calculations you have to the full numerical integrations of the n-body equations.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone


Ok, but what about the pancakes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 06:53 AM (diia5)

80 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

81 I never understood maudlin Christians.
Rejoice, our Savior is born.
Rejoice, our Savior is risen.

Posted by: Accomack at April 05, 2026 06:56 AM (h/uot)

82 Publius, you might find it interesting that there is (apparently) an entire school of conspiracy theory based around the position of the stars, dates, zodiac, and I don’t know what all, obscure masonic references, ancient Egyptians and the rest of it, with respect to Apollo landings. They gots charts and everything!

I just wonder where people get the time to come up with this stuff. Amazingly convoluted, detailed nonsense. Reams and reams of it. In earlier decades maybe they would have been “institutionalized”. I can understand why. Didn’t say I liked it.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:00 AM (90Mjm)

83 >>It just requires 10x the effort.

Listen, I use AI everyday, pretty much all day, in various contexts, it literally is like magic.

If you use it correctly.

It's not a desert topping AND a floor wax.

If you are a seasoned programmer and you know what you are doing, AI should dramatically increase your productivity and output, qualitatively, not just temporally.

For instance, if I give it an api spec and say make a zod schema, it will do that in seconds. if I say, give me a dummy json with 1000 entries, with this criteria, seconds, it will supply what you need in seconds. If you say, check this 2000 line jsx for syntax errors, again seconds, or here is this class method, provide a validation function for it. And on and on

The problem is people are simply thinking ai can hold the context of 1 million lines of code spread out amongst dozens to 1000s of files and being able to produce reliable results.

AI is great for scaffolding the initial code, working on small subsets, and automating, small defined tasks. Not doing it all, at least not yet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2026 07:00 AM (XV/Pl)

84 He is risen!

Now I have two events to celebrate today. We got the WSO out, with all the rescuers. Some injuries to US forces, and from reports, many IRGC dead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

85 Daily Mail has details on the CSAR mission to extract the downed airman. Whether any of it is accurate remains to be seen.

If it proves accurate, Hollywood will make a movie about this rescue, probably with Zendaya cast as the rescued weapon systems officer, though.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:03 AM (Y1sOo)

86 I just wonder where people get the time to come up with this stuff. Amazingly convoluted, detailed nonsense. Reams and reams of it. In earlier decades maybe they would have been “institutionalized”. I can understand why. Didn’t say I liked it.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026


***
I'm reminded of a character in John D. MacDonald's Condominium. Retired, he spends every day compiling data on conspiracy theories, until at last he concludes that They are sending the hurricane that will level the condo building and much of the area at the book's climax -- sending it directly at him, to silence him.

He is drawn as paranoid, of course, but as the internally consistent, methodical type who does not hear voices or see things that aren't there. But his delusions inform everything he does.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9)

87 Zendaya will be the rescuer.
Ryan Gosling will be the WSO.

Posted by: Accomack at April 05, 2026 07:05 AM (h/uot)

88 Tater, yep I'm familiar with that. That's Richard Hoagland and his bunch, and Art Bell had him on with that stuff many times. Hoagie is the face on Mars guy.

NASA is a secret cult of ancient knowledge still practicing the ancient Egyptian "religion". Which comes from an ancient advanced space faring civilization, which came from Mars. Or from earth which colonized Mars......

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 07:07 AM (w6EFb)

89 The rain hath begun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

90 The USAAF and Army Aviation had some amazing survival kits and tech gear installed. Really cool gadgets. Fun stuff to train with.

But what they discovered, the idea that a downed crewman was going to escape and evade for 3 months and live off the land, make spears and go fishing just didn’t happen very often.

The most useful piece of survival gear is your radio or beacon. Realistically, you’re gonna get captured right away, or picked up by friendlies right away. Usually. All that survival gear is kind of moot.

The pen flares are fun, and Doan’s magnesium bar, strobe, etc. Nice little fishing kit, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:11 AM (90Mjm)

91 The Robe is on Movies! Ernest Thesiger, twenty years on from his creepy-hilarious turn as Dr. Pretorius in Bride of Frankenstein, plays the Emperor Tiberius with gravitas and a sense of humor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

92 88 Tater, yep I'm familiar with that. That's Richard Hoagland and his bunch, and Art Bell had him on with that stuff many times. Hoagie is the face on Mars guy.

NASA is a secret cult of ancient knowledge still practicing the ancient Egyptian "religion". Which comes from an ancient advanced space faring civilization, which came from Mars. Or from earth which colonized Mars......
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 07:07 AM (w6EFb)

missing snark tag!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:13 AM (fNISR)

93 The pen flares are fun, and Doan’s magnesium bar, strobe, etc. Nice little fishing kit, too.
Posted by: Common Tater


I would like nothing more than to just wander off into a woods and go fishing forever. I think I would just hook my ankles, tho.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 07:14 AM (diia5)

94 Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:11 AM (90Mjm)

Don't forget the mostly useless sidearm.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:16 AM (Y1sOo)

95 >>>And here's a version you can actually read. (CNN)
The name is just a coincidence.

What name? I missed the joke!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:18 AM (fNISR)

96 The rain hath begun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,


What caliber?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 07:20 AM (diia5)

97 "Manual review?"

Is that like code reviews?

Doesn't anyone do Unit Testing and Integration Testing anymore.

Yeah, I am "old school."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 07:20 AM (qFwJc)

98 one hour sober

If you have to use your pistol, they are too close.

Heinlein approves, however. The man is the danger, not the weapon. A pistol is better than nothing, even a K-Bar knife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

99 I did SERE in the mid-80s. We got to play with those toys found in the survival vest.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:22 AM (Y1sOo)

100 100

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:23 AM (fNISR)

101 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 07:24 AM (MIIRH)

102 The rain hath begun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
What caliber?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026


***
Weak and underpowered. If a hurricane is a .600, this rain is more like a .25.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

103 >>>>Saw a headline 2nd F-15E crewman has been recovered
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:34 AM (Ia/+0)
********
Great news!!! Thanks for posting that Skip. I have been very anxious about the fate of the WSO and the thought of him being captured by the Iranians.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 05, 2026 07:25 AM (rz+jU)

104 N-body Equations used to tour with Blue Man group back in the day.

Posted by: Music nerd at April 05, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

105 The more I watch Richard Burton when he was young and not quite so mannered, the more I realize he would have made an interesting James Bond. If, that is, the first Bond film had been produced in '55 or '56. Imagine Moonraker, following the book, coming out in '56 in color, with someone like Orson Welles as Sir Hugo Drax.

I thought I read somewhere that Fleming himself thought Burton would have made a solid Bond.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:27 AM (wzUl9)

106 "Zendaya will be the rescuer.
Ryan Gosling will be the WSO.
Posted by: Accomack"

Timothy Faggot will be Hegseth.

mornin yall

Posted by: Guy who misheard at April 05, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

107 He is risen!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 07:28 AM (GhIJO)

108 Off, hard of hearing sock.

Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

109 m

On step, and for the win!
+ 6.022 x 10²³

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

110 He is risen indeed!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

111 Wolfus that is a good thought, he does a fantastic job in Where Eagles Dare

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 07:31 AM (Ia/+0)

112 How Australia Uses Claude: Findings from the Anthropic Economic Index
Mar 31, 2026

Anthropic is expanding to Australia.

We’re opening a new office in Sydney in the coming weeks, and we’ve signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the Australian government to cooperate on AI safety research and support the goals of Australia’s National AI Plan.

https://tinyurl.com/4neja8rx

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:32 AM (fNISR)

113 Looks like the IRCG, bitter enders all, want to wait us out. They are depending on Leftists in the US, muslim immigrants to the US, and the slavishly anti-American media. Sadly, we now have to hit Iran much harder.

We torched 2 C-130s as the price of getting the WSO out. Very expensive. Aircrew must have soaring morale, to see the efforts we took to rescue one of their own.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

114 nood

April 05, 2026
“WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran
—Buck Throckmorton

From President Trump at Truth Social

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:34 AM (fNISR)

115 Skip

Richard Burton would have been a good James Bond. But all the GRU or SPECTRA had to do was offer him first class booze.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

116 Trump says the rescued WSO holds the rank of colonel. That would make him most likely the squadron's CO or XO.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:38 AM (Y1sOo)

117 A happy Easter to you, Pixy!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (fNISR)

118 Wolfus that is a good thought, he does a fantastic job in Where Eagles Dare
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026


***
And that was much later. Check out his turn in 1953's The Desert Rats w/ James Mason playing Rommel. In one particular scene, as he is being questioned by Rommel, Burton projects some Connery and Daniel Craig mixed, to good effect.

If he had done Bond, today we might be quoting "Bond, James Bond" in a Welsh accent instead of Scots.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (wzUl9)

119 Allen Dulles pointed out James Bond would have had a very thick file collected on him by the KGB by his first mission, and ….they would have killed him on his second.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:40 AM (tM8U8)

120 Richard Burton would have been a good James Bond. But all the GRU or SPECTRA had to do was offer him first class booze.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026


***
Wasn't that John LeCarre's criticism of Bond -- that he would have switched sides if the Russians had offered him better women, liquor, and cigarettes?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (wzUl9)

121 Allen Dulles pointed out James Bond would have had a very thick file collected on him by the KGB by his first mission, and ….they would have killed him on his second.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026


***
SMERSH did have a thick file on him. In From Russia we see them paging through it. We find it fascinating, and resent it when the general skips a page!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:42 AM (wzUl9)

122 Happy Easter everyone.

Good to see you FenelonSpoke.

I don't understand Pope Leo. I think we are in the best of times.

Perhaps the IRGC and all the Mullahs should gratefully accept their suffering and kiss the cross?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (qFwJc)

123 Soviet cigarettes were not widely loved, I’m betting.

Stalin had his favorite pipe tobacco sent via diplomatic pouch. They should have poisoned the SOB.

America has always excelled at Cigarettes, Bourbon, and Nuclear weapons. Chocolate needs a little work, but we’re still a young country.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:56 AM (0Dsks)

124 - So, did they ever settle on a theory for why, when the first images from the JWST came back, we saw fully formed galaxies at distances where we were supposed to see galaxies in their earliest stages of formation?
The two I saw were 'galaxies must have started forming much earlier than we thought' and 'the universe must be much older than we thought.'

On the other hand, there was this guy...

https://tinyurl.com/yt7yn475

Posted by: TeeJ at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (LajFB)

125 @amyswearer
To recap, from the standpoint of local time:

Shot down early on Good Friday. Rescued Easter Sunday morning.

If it were a movie plot, we'd roll our eyes at it for being too on the nose but here we are in real life...

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (znREB)

126 Nood

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 08:04 AM (eZ5tL)

127 - And then there's that thing where, according to the FLRW (big bang) metric, galaxies are supposed to appear smaller and smaller out to a red shift of 1.6(?), then start appearing larger and larger the further out you get.
But published data from JWST images, well...

https://tinyurl.com/2ssa7352

Posted by: TeeJ at April 05, 2026 08:08 AM (LajFB)

128 Didn't we used to have a spy service that would make people that hacked computers regret their continued existence?
Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:19 AM (MbRpR)

Yes. I have an IRL friend who got a very creepy warning after stumbling across a site that should have been better secured.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 08:13 AM (lFFaq)

129 Religious science for a Happy Easter

A scientifically confirmed miracle. “Jesus Cures a Blind Man at Bethsaida”

This is not a “living parable” as has been said for centuries. It’s a message across time. From the time of Christ to a time when where we understand eyes enough to know that when sight has been restored (or baby’s new eyes) the brain needs time to understand the 3d world that they are seeing. Jesus calibrates his eyes and this is the most important and misunderstood bible passage in the world. Because Peter’s testimony (on which Mark’s gospel is based) gives us a real scientifically confirmable miracle.

22 And they came to Beth-sa′ida. And some people brought to him a blind man, and begged him to touch him. 23 And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the village; and when he had spit on his eyes and laid his hands upon him, he asked him, “Do you see anything?” 24 And he looked up and said, “I see men; but they look like trees, walking.” 25 Then again he laid his hands upon his eyes; and he looked intently and was restored, and saw everything clearly. 26 And he sent him away to his home, saying, “Do not even enter the village.”

Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QXLqd)

130 More religious Easter tech…

thecatholicherald.com/article/ shroud-of-turin-dates-from-time-of-christ-scientists-reveal

New technology places it as 2000 years old. The carbon dating was from the frayed edges that had been darned over time and had middle age material mixed within.

He is Risen.

Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:13 PM (QXLqd)

131 Shroud of Turin tinyurl here…

https://tinyurl.com/yjacxd6j

Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:14 PM (QXLqd)

Saturday Night Club ONT - April 4, 2026 [D Squared]

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Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Please don't search for Easter Eggs until after Midnight. If you find the one with the "Lifetime Restroom Token" coupon, please see a staff member.

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Three guys died and ended up standing at the pearly gates in front of Saint Peter, who told them, "We're going to have a simple quiz just to make sure you’re ready for Heaven."

He looked at one of the men and said, "What is Easter?"

The first guy said, "Oh,that's easy. It's when the family gets together to have turkey and mashed potatoes and..."

"No, no," said, Saint Peter, cutting him off. "That's Thanksgiving! Okay, who's next?"

The next man said, "Very simple. It's when you get a tree and presents for everyone and ..."

"No, no, no! That's Christmas," said Saint Peter. "Ok, last person give it a try."

The third guy said, "Well, Easter is when Christ was crucified, his body was placed in a cave, and they rolled this HUGE boulder in front of it, and..."

"Hey," Saint Peter yelled at the first two. "Listen up - you might learn something!"

"So," the third guy continued, "then 3 days later they rolled that huge rock away from the cave, and if Jesus comes out and sees his shadow we’ve got three more weeks of winter."

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While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."

"That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

"Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

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Drink of the Night

In honor of the Easter Bunny, try a Carrot Margarita!

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Ingredients
1 1/2 oz. blanco tequila
1 oz. carrot juice
3/4 oz. light amber agave
1/2 oz. Amaro Nonino
1/2 oz. fresh lime juice
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
Ice
1 carrot, halved lengthwise, plus 5 carrot tops


Directions
Step 1 - In a cocktail shaker, combine tequila, carrot juice, agave, amaro, lime juice, and cayenne. Fill shaker with ice, cover, and vigorously shake until outside of shaker is very frosty, about 20 seconds.
Step 2 - Strain into a pebble ice-filled Collins glass. Garnish with carrot and carrot tops.


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Club ONT Department of Sad News

The Sydney Skinny is facing an uncertain future.

This year, organisers of the famous naked swim known as The Sydney Skinny say the beloved event will not go ahead. It's due to the escalating costs of permits and insurances that come with a giant skinny dip.

The annual charity swim at Cobblers Beach in Middle Head has become a bucket-list experience for thousands of enthusiasts willing to step outside their comfort zone, all for a good cause.

Founded in 2013 by well-known author and speaker Nigel Marsh, The Sydney Skinny quickly gained international attention.

On previous years, participants gathered at secluded Cobblers Beach, a legally designated nudist beach within Sydney Harbour National Park, where they stripped down for the swim itself before being wrapped in the event's iconic sarongs on exit. The event was deliberately untimed and inclusive, with swimmers choosing either a 300-metre or 900-metre course.

Over the past two years, proceeds have been donated to the Charlie Teo Foundation, supporting vital brain cancer research.

Despite its popularity, organisers say rising costs and a growing list of permits, including National Parks, Harbour Trust, Maritime authorities and multiple insurances, have made it untenable.

What kind of a world do we live in when costs for permits and insurance make it too expensive to swim naked?


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Club ONT Department of Potty Precision

This is either a standard Japanese toilet or the toilet on the Artemis rocket:

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Club ONT Department of Musical History

The Lemmy-Ozzy connection

Ozzy and Zakk Wylde developed the tune on piano first and then moved it to guitar. They had music, but no lyrics.

Sharon Osbourne called Lemmy shortly after he moved to the U.S. and offered him "X amount of money" (his words) to write songs for Ozzy's No More Tears album. He accepted immediately.

"I wrote six or seven sets of words, and Ozzy ended up using four of them: 'Desire,' 'I Don't Want To Change The World,' "Hellraiser' and 'Mama, I'm Coming Home'." Unsurprisingly, these tracks make up the high points of Osbourne’s album, and that was reflected in sales.

"I made more money with those four songs for Ozzy than in 15 years with Motörhead,” he said before adding: "How absurd!"


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Club ONT Department of Decisions

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The Club ONT Jukebox

Hoppin' good tunes!





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Club ONT is brought to you tonight by the hip hopper

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Please ensure you have all of your belongings. Club ONT is not responsible for any bonnets left behind tonight. Unwanted candy can be left for the staff. No circus peanuts, please.

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Comments

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1 evenin'

Posted by: Mrs. IS ROTH at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (FZOrC)

2 I’m working on it...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (48JDT)

3 rd

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (cYBz/)

5 Wooo! ONT! Hi, nightwalkers!

I'm only still up because:

1. I'm still in my poker game
2. Ten Commandments isn't over

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (h7ZuX)

6 Thanks for the ONT.

That is a good song, YD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

7 The big Arizona white guy, Krivaks or something, has made three offensive fouls in a row and they've all been ignored or called against Michigan.
First was an elbow to the stomach of the tall skiinny Michigan center, and I think the original aim was a bit lower.
The other two were just run into them and shove.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (sl73Y)

8 I kinda liked Eddie Rabbitt. Bless his heart.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (FrGmf)

9 I’m finishing up the snooty scotch tonight and eating some chocolate cake.

Not a bad combination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (XV/Pl)

10 rising costs and a growing list of permits, including National Parks, Harbour Trust, Maritime authorities and multiple insurance

i.e., Muslim rapes.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (gKWVE)

11 Echo & The Bunnymen! Great COWs. Thanks for the ONT, Dino and Disco. Back to the content.

Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (anlJh)

12 Rumors that the F-15 WSO either has been located...rescued, or a massive firefight taking place right now to effect rescue.

Prayers up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (iMotb)

13 This is either a standard Japanese toilet or the toilet on the Artemis rocket

Still easier to understand than people who vote for Democrats.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

14 I once got a plastic model of the USS Forrestal for Easter. My parents tossed it at me and went back to bed.

Account balanced.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (JkO4W)

15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

16 While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."

"That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

"Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

My dear departed Dad would absolutely said this. I love this joke.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (0aYVJ)

17 I throw away sweets. Pass me the Doritos, Moron. I don't like candy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (FrGmf)

18
I've had the Mission control feed playing in the background. The space toilet is again in the no-go state.

And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

19 1. I'm still in my poker game
2. Ten Commandments isn't over
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (h7ZuX)

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Which Commandment are they up to? I'm timing dinner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

20 Carrot Margarita?!

YGBFKM... No. Just no.

Ain't servin' carrot juice, and 'specially not with tequila!

Damn.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (rdVOm)

21
Anything marshmallow sucks.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

22 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

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Necco wafers have entered the chat

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

23 CBD, if you are around, I saw (very strangely) a Crocs commercial on the tube today. The guy involved was writing/narrating some kind of thing and said he had just discovered Crocs with socks. Showed his lower legs (tatooed) and bright pink socks/white Crocs.

Could it have been garrett?

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (7D3Aa)

24 Ok. I'm officially tired of the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (pvf3X)

25 Rumors that the F-15 WSO either has been located...rescued, or a massive firefight taking place right now to effect rescue.

Prayers up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (iMotb)


VIA on an ONT?? What's this world coming to??

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

26 8 I kinda liked Eddie Rabbitt. Bless his heart.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (FrGmf)

Same. I love a rainy night.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (h7ZuX)

27 Anything marshmallow sucks.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

Hallelujah!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (FrGmf)

28 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

29 Peeps are for "jousting" in the microwave. And then winners *and* losers, into the trash.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 10:08 PM (rdVOm)

30 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

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Necco wafers have entered the chat

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

Circus peanuts say hold my beer.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (FrGmf)

31 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

Wouldn't Peeps be one of them confection things? Still disgusting.

OK, evidently the Finns(? I think) make a salted licorice. Fuck, it keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

32 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

Lord, they're bad, but...horehounds.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (h7ZuX)

33 Nice ONT, D squared! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

34 Anything marshmallow sucks.

Posted by: fourseasons

This is known.

Smore's
Peeps
Toasted Marshmallows
Rice Krispy treats
Fluffernutter

all garbage

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (cYBz/)

35 Echo & The Bunnymen! Great COWs. Thanks for the ONT, Dino and Disco. Back to the content.
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (anlJh)


Doggo! We miss you in the Executive Lounge here at the Club.

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

36 Anything marshmallow sucks.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

I agree. Mashmarlows* are nauseating. Peeps are turrible.

*one of many of my Dad's wordplay bits*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)

37 Club ONT is brought to you tonight by the hip hopper

The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout out to his peeps


The geeky Easter Bunny stopped by later, and put a propeller beanie on each one.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

38 I love Rice Krispie treats. Especially with embedded M&Ms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (JkO4W)

39 Nice ONT, D squared! Thanks.
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)


Howdy, LRob!

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

40 Circus peanuts say hold my beer.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


Aren't circus peanuts just Peeps mummies?

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

41 Thanks for a special Easter Club ONT, D Squared!

Cute second joke...

I prefer Hershey's Eggs, which are like big M&Ms. If I have to choose only among the four choices given, it would be Robins Eggs.

Happy Easter!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (vrNzf)

42 Doggo! We miss you in the Executive Lounge here at the Club.
Posted by: Doof
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Ha! Was collecting content today... Tale as old as time, nowhere to put it.

Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (anlJh)

43 Best Easter candy is a maple walnut nougat egg from See's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

44 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.
Fight me.
Posted by: Tonypete

Necco wafers have entered the chat
Posted by: Cicero

Circus peanuts say hold my beer.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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You ain't got a load of ME yet...
--Washburn's Old Fashioned Hard Filled Candy

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (rdVOm)

45 I've had the Mission control feed playing in the background. The space toilet is again in the no-go state.

And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
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Isn't NASA big on redundant systems? Seems like a working toilet is one system where you'd have a reliable backup plan...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (ESVrU)

46 "VIA on an ONT?? What's this world coming to??"

Hey Doof!

Yup, past my bedtime, but just finished setting up the alter at church for tomorrow's service, and decided to drop in for a few minutes and see what you miscreants were up to.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iMotb)

47 Sorry I'm late, I was visiting som dyeing relayives.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (PMi3m)

48 Sorry I'm late, I was visiting som dyeing relayives.
Posted by: tankdemon

You're a good egg.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:13 PM (cYBz/)

49
Perfessor,

I agree.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:13 PM (3ek7K)

50 Circus peanuts say hold my beer.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (FrGmf)

Yeah, those are pretty horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

51 Hey Doof!

Yup, past my bedtime, but just finished setting up the alter at church for tomorrow's service, and decided to drop in for a few minutes and see what you miscreants were up to.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iMotb)


Good to see you. Happy Easter to you and Mrs. VIA. Please send her our best!

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

52 famous naked swim known as The Sydney Skinny

They maybe could boost attendance by inviting Sydney Sweeny?

Posted by: mindful webworker - I'd watch at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (/rhF0)

53 Anything marshmallow sucks.
Posted by: fourseasons

all garbage
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (cYBz/)
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Marshmallow is a lie. Like evolution.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

54 I agree. Mashmarlows* are nauseating. Peeps are turrible.

*one of many of my Dad's wordplay bits*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)

Your dad is Charles Barclay?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

55 Salted black licorice sounds pretty damn good to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

56 I see the guest DJ is Bugs Bunny's cousin, Boppin' Bunny, spinning his favorite disco tracks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

57 55 Salted black licorice sounds pretty damn good to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

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PRO TIP: Stuff it with fermented herring for the best effect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (JkO4W)

58 Aren't circus peanuts just Peeps mummies?

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

Bless your heart. Circus peanuts are Satan's candies. Peeps....I wouldn't even go there.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (FrGmf)

59 I love Rice Krispie treats. Especially with embedded M&Ms.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (JkO4W)

Yes, so do we !

Posted by: Dental Care Professionals at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)

60 45
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Isn't NASA big on redundant systems? Seems like a working toilet is one system where you'd have a reliable backup plan...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (ESVrU)


Backup system is duct tape a plastic bag to your ass.

That was the primary system on Apollo. NASA has made progress in the last 50-some years.

Posted by: a.moron at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (X5Jzz)

61 Lord, they're bad, but...horehounds.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (h7ZuX)

Well ... I guess we can tell who has no Pennsylvania Dutch in their family tree

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (3sXRv)

62 >> Seems like a working toilet is one system where you'd have a reliable backup plan...

I wasn't listening to the details the whole time, but apparently a waste water (urine) dump didn't do right somehow, so it's full or something.

If interested, search on the history of zero-g toilets. They first attempted this in Skylab, and the Shuttle and the ISS. And the Rooskies had their own designs. Toilets in zero-g are a real pain in the ass.

They also attempted a space shower on Skylab. They all decided that was far more trouble than it was worth, and haven't attempted another one since.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (w6EFb)

63 Thx D4.
Echo and the Bunnymen should have been much bigger. The Killing Moon and Bring on the Dancing Horses as well as the above showed their talent.
Stupid name victim

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (19SAM)

64 Evenin'

LoL! Berzerker should do more reviews of art!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (Kdi1r)

65 Backup system is duct tape a plastic bag to your ass.

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They can't just hang their bare ass out the porthole?

Oh. Probably not.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:18 PM (JkO4W)

66 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

Fresh Peeps just out of the package not that bad. The yellow ones.

Stale Peeps the worst.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:19 PM (y171U)

67 That toilet's a digits dream. Mentioned on an earlier thread, NASA should have contracted with TOTO LTD., they're Japanese and have been making toilets since 1917. They know the business.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (48JDT)

68
I just got a news alert about the space terlit.

What the shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K)

69 Stale Peeps the worst.
Posted by: Joemarine
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This. Had forgotten about the stale bites of misery.

Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (anlJh)

70 What happened to our disc jockey?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (48JDT)

71 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

Ahem...

Posted by: Candy corn and Necco Wafers at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (PMi3m)

72 Peeps taste like sugar and despair.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (FrGmf)

73
They are slowly posting more pictures and video from the mission here:

https://is.gd/9MHvZC

If this was SpaceX, we'd be getting those in near real time. Anyway, scroll near the end, and they've got a really cool video during SLS ascent phase, which shows solid booster separation. Also a video of the big ICPS apogee raise burn, although there's not much to see really.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (w6EFb)

74 Peeps are supposed to be decorative. Like kale.

Then the "elites" started to think they were food.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

75 Rumors that the F-15 WSO either has been located...rescued, or a massive firefight taking place right now to effect rescue.

Prayers up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Dunno what site it was, but I read a few minutes ago that they got the WSO out the first day, but dropped the idea he was still out there to attract the goons out to look for them... and obliterated a shit ton of bad guys.
Oh, how I want to believe...

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 10:21 PM (q6tQZ)

76 the hobo must have stowed away

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)

77 Echo and the Bunnymen should have been much bigger. The Killing Moon and Bring on the Dancing Horses as well as the above showed their talent.
Stupid name victim
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (19SAM)


One of my all time favorite bands. They just didn't have savvy enough management. Ditto for The Alarm. Both bands were contemporaries of U2, who had a smart manager in Paul McGuiness. He turned them into a worldwide brand.
Bono pretty much stole Ian McCulloch's (Echo lead singer) vocal style. Only one made it huge.

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

78 Pet peeves: kitchen trash in bin under the sink will never get taken to the outside bin. Onstead it will attempt to rise to tower of Babel heights

Paper towel dispenser will never get refilled either

One square of TP will be left hanging on the cardboard roll

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (DoBxX)

79 One square of TP will be left hanging on the cardboard roll
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (DoBxX)

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That should be enough, you know.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (JkO4W)

80
He is risen
He is not
D'oh!

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (KAi1n)

81 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.


Bring it.

Posted by: Circus Peanuts at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (vTZFs)

82 Echo and The Bunnymen were pretty successful and well regarded, maybe not as successful and well regarded as Jimmy Buffet, but they did pretty good for themselves.

They don’t have their own channel on Sirius, but they are on heavy rotation on 1st Wave.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

83 70 What happened to our disc jockey?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (48JDT)

With that guest DJ, I was expecting to hear hip-hop.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (PMi3m)

84 ...
One square of TP will be left hanging on the cardboard roll
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (DoBxX)

Waste not, want not ...


Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (3sXRv)

85 Bad candy? I vote for that nasty ribbon stuff that was always glued in solid lump onto Grandma's candy dish.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (gTyJl)

86 I was at the fancy meat store yesterday and they have for sale something called 'dinosaur ribs'

I bought chops and bangers

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)

87 If the pilot is captured by Iran everyone at CNN and NYT will be very sad. They are salivating over him being captured and killed by Iran to hurt Yru p.

You can’t hate them enough.

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (c3Uld)

88 And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

But was she driving 55 parsecs per hour in the passing lane with the blinker on?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (I7pZ1)

89 Marshmallow is a lie. Like evolution.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Don't harshmellow my marshmallow

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (KAi1n)

90 I vot e for the Reese's peanut butter cups in the iblong shape, though nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

91 Peeps make great .22 targets.
Red Jr. will concur.

Posted by: RI Red at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (UqAH7)

92 If you have extra Peeps, they make good catfish bait. Suckers and carp will also bite on them. Not sure about tilapia.

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)

93 A basic problem with a "missing" ejected crewmember is that his chute system includes a position indicating transmitter AND a two-way radio. At least they did way back when I was training. If he really was missing, it could mean his body hit the ground with enough energy to destroy both devices or ???

The found crewman would have or could have seen the other person and chute.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (7D3Aa)

94 A package of peeps at whatever holiday they make an appearance at is ok, after letting them get stale for a few days.
Love Necco wafers, especially the blue and white ones.
Blue may be pink, I can't tell.
I did a couple of contract iventories at the NE Confectioner's factory in the early seventies. In the break room there were tables of bowls of broken wafers, sorted by color/flavor. Heaven.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (sl73Y)

95 Easter Throwdown?

Where is the big chocolate rabbit?
That's the one,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (48JDT)

96 Don't think about the marshmallow man, Ray.

Posted by: Dr Peter Venkman at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (gKWVE)

97 Yeah!

https://tinyurl.com/3ydr7dv4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (BI5O2)

98 The featured drink of the night shows, once again, that just because you are capable of making something does not mean you should actually make it.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (PMi3m)

99 2 Echo and The Bunnymen were pretty successful and well regarded, maybe not as successful and well regarded as Jimmy Buffet, but they did pretty good for themselves.

They don’t have their own channel on Sirius, but they are on heavy rotation on 1st Wave.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)


Meh. It's their own damn fault.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (FrGmf)

100 'Not that bad' is a low bar.

How was the play Mrs Lincoln? 'Not that bad.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

101 Wait! An illiterate spam comment makes the list?

I are affendedt. I kin writ spam that gud. And have!

Posted by: mindful webworker - sincerely joking at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (/rhF0)

102 Love the Pillsbury Doughboy meme.

Don't see that fun little guy much anymore.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

103 Eddie Rabbit, talk about a guy taken out too soon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:27 PM (48JDT)

104 I had Reese Peanut Butter Cup With Strawberry Jam, it’s got my vote for number two of greatest candy bars, behind Snickers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)

105 WooHoo! Made Top 10ish again!

Posted by: Ready For My Homegoing at April 04, 2026 10:27 PM (oftw2)

106 Presumably the time/place of the ejection is known. So how large of an area could he be in? Can’t be THAT large can it?

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (c3Uld)

107
Do we leave carrots 🥕 for bunny when he comes down the chimney?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (3ek7K)

108 I am glad I have not tuned into the Artemis feed
Toilet woes are TMI

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (DoBxX)

109
Seriously, when Christina was "driving", she was just in the pilot seat yanking the joystick to make manual attitude adjustments. They were doing some testing of the camera equipment they'll be using during the lunar flyby and needed manual control to line shots up in the windows.

The optics people want to carefully quantify the distortions Orion's window glass introduces into the system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (w6EFb)

110 Love the Pillsbury Doughboy meme.

Don't see that fun little guy much anymore.
Posted by: Joemarine

The Mad Men throw out marketing campaigns with fat Doughboys or Michelin Men and no one says a thing.

But Aunt Jemima puts on a few extra lbs and bing bang boom she's off the bottle!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (cYBz/)

111 With that guest DJ, I was expecting to hear hip-hop.
Posted by: tankdemon


If you clicked on it, you would have.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

112 There was some sort of special candy corn i had one time that was actually pretty delicious. Can't remember the added/changed flavor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

113 Presumably the time/place of the ejection is known. So how large of an area could he be in? Can’t be THAT large can it?

Known with very reasonable precision. The possible area isn't too large, but a human is hard to spot from the air.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (7D3Aa)

114
Ok. I'm officially tired of the Easter Bunny.
Posted by: Case


I can't get enough of him!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 04, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

115 >>> 102 Love the Pillsbury Doughboy meme.

Don't see that fun little guy much anymore.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

https://youtu.be/DdDum2KQhes

Posted by: Zombie Pillsbury Doughboy at April 04, 2026 10:30 PM (9vFyc)

116 The best easter candies were the original kinder eggs
The toys were so cool

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (DoBxX)

117 They're also selling me on the portability:

"The compact box is handy to have ready for those moments when you need a shot of salty liquorice."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (BI5O2)

118 Have you tried the Reese's Oreos?

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

119 None of y'all commented on my speculation... that the WSO was found almost immediately, and the "cain't find him nowhere" was to get assholes out of the City to exterminate them?

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (q6tQZ)

120 Doof!


Will do!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (iMotb)

121 The Reese’s Egg

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (tWxgu)

122 There will be million of chocolate bunnies tomorrow with their ears bitten off first. Seems cruel.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (oftw2)

123 90 ...nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate
Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

The Costco Chocolate Easter Bunny is ten pounds of semi-solid dark, milk and white chocolate and can be broken down into 151 servings.

"Ten pounds of smooth, rich chocolate turned centerpiece, basket showstopper, and egg-stagram sensation.”

Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

124 The best easter candies were the original kinder eggs
The toys were so cool
Posted by: vmom


Another sacrifice on the altar of personal injury lawyers.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

125 Echo and The Bunnymen were pretty successful and well regarded, maybe not as successful and well regarded as Jimmy Buffet, but they did pretty good for themselves.

They don’t have their own channel on Sirius, but they are on heavy rotation on 1st Wave.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)


Yeah but First Wave plays the same 4 or 5 songs of theirs. Killing Moon. Lips Like Sugar. Rescue. Dancing Horses. Probably one more I'm forgetting

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)

126 And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

But was she driving 55 parsecs per hour in the passing lane with the blinker on?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (I7pZ1)

No blinkers while weaving through traffic. Orion is like a BMW, and the blinkers aren't connected. ;-)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (S/Y4j)

127 That fake "grass" they put in Easter baskets is 20% asbestos.

Posted by: Mesothelioma Lawyer Hot Line. at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)

128
THere was a also a "burnt smell" coming from the Orion toilet at some point yesterday. Mission control was scratching their heads. They had them to do gas analysis near the thing to try to see just what it was emanating, but I don't know if that turned anything up.

They mentioned a "mild" such smell was noted during testing on the ground they found in the logs. That is still unresolved, but the think it's nothing to worry about, just something outgassing a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)

129 Europe don't need any help hurting themselves. They do it just fine.

Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 10:33 PM (pvf3X)

130 Jump Around, Eddie Rabbit, White Rabbit, Bunnymen… once again I am totally stumped by the common musical theme. This makes me unhoppy.

https://youtu.be/Z4-Y7UFUJg4

Posted by: mindful webworker - Excellents at April 04, 2026 10:34 PM (/rhF0)

131 MkY - Sure, if they had the WSO we would know: the Mullahs and the Left would not shut up about it. So your speculation is reasonable. At least we know the Mullahs don’t have him.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:34 PM (tWxgu)

132 About four years ago, the Easter Bunny scared the shit out of me at the White House Egg Roll. Haven't been able to "trust" a fart since.

Posted by: Joe From Scranton, PA at April 04, 2026 10:35 PM (oftw2)

133 When I was in the Boy Scouts we used to go on 4-day bus trips. That restroom got pretty bad on day 2.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

134 Prayers for the WSO. Lots of FUD and rumor and I get why we're not saying anything official but ugh...

Any word on the whole cartel gang war thing in Mexico? Still lotsa missing folks and so forth? Another "loud silence" area...

Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (ZwAf1)

135 Jump Around, Eddie Rabbit, White Rabbit, Bunnymen… once again I am totally stumped by the common musical theme. This makes me unhoppy.

https://youtu.be/Z4-Y7UFUJg4
Posted by: mindful webworker - Excellents at April 04, 2026 10:34 PM (/rhF0)


Making you pull your hare out?

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

136 I suppose one good thing about Orion's toilet is that there isn't a speaker down there. It would probably cause a mess if a voice came up from the insides saying, "Hey, move over to the other toilet! I'm trying to paint down here!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (S/Y4j)

137 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.

Posted by: The Great Society at April 04, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)

138 I have the worst toilet nightmares and this is all very triggering

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:37 PM (dE3DB)

139 Every Iranian is on the phone calling in coordinates to our guys. I'm very confident our pilot will be found in safe hands.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

140 My confession. I don't like candy. Or cake or sweets. A moron can have my share of cookies and cake. Give me a sack of Fun'yuns . Or Doritos.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (FrGmf)

141 I was going to tell an off-color joke about why Christ isn't Kosher for Passover, but Doof and TRex beat me to it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (n9ltV)

142 I think I saw that toilet in the Kohler Design Center in Wisconsin!

Posted by: Isophorone at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (M6jrI)

143 MkY, or maybe he's deliberately playing possum/rabbit as bait? That would be made of awesome...

As for candies, I have a big soft spot in my heart for Cadbury even though brits keep saying we're not even getting the good stuff, but the Robin Eggs can also be delish. Reeses is a distant third, and we do not mention the other one, for it is an abomination unto Nuggin.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (ZwAf1)

144 Making you pull your hare out?
Posted by: Doof
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Was having a good hare day.

Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (anlJh)

145 They let the lady astronaut “drive”? What is there to drive? They are falling around the Moon subject to the laws of celestial mechanics, including gravity.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (tWxgu)

146 Seems to me one ought to be able to use the vacuum of space, along with some sort of interface device adapted to the contours of the applicable portion of the user's anatomy, as a space toilet. Regulate the vacuum down to a safe level, and let the user fill a holding chamber. Then close the user interface, and open the port wide to space, and let 'er rip!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (I7pZ1)

147 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.
Posted by: The Great Society
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Yes, really cool isolation video on youboob.

Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (anlJh)

148 None of y'all commented on my speculation... that the WSO was found almost immediately, and the "cain't find him nowhere" was to get assholes out of the City to exterminate them?
Posted by: MkY
+++
It would be great if that rumor was true. It's hard to get reliable info on what's going on over there.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (Lo97M)

149 Well ... I guess we can tell who has no Pennsylvania Dutch in their family tree
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (3sXRv)

My grammy thought these were great. West Virginian.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (h7ZuX)

150 Echo and the Bunnymen played in Seattle at a small venue in the late 80s.

I only kind of
Remember being there. I think it was awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (A5RD0)

151 Then close the user interface, and open the port wide to space, and let 'er rip!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

A porthole-potty

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (dE3DB)

152 Along with everything else 2001: A Space Odyssey got right was the space toilet!
https://bit.ly/2001-space-potty

Posted by: mindful webworker - flushed with excitement at April 04, 2026 10:41 PM (/rhF0)

153 Doh. Forgot wax lips.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (zZu0s)

154 Plus, if you like salted licorice, you can keep a bowl on your desk and offer it to visitors - once they taste it, they'll know you're a man who means business. Not one of those chocolate sissies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (BI5O2)

155 Any word on the whole cartel gang war thing in Mexico? Still lotsa missing folks and so forth? Another "loud silence" area...
Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (ZwAf1)

Well, my Sis and her hubby got home safe and sound from just North of PV on Wednesday. I am with her in Vancouver right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (I7pZ1)

156 Seems like there's a lot less bunnies around here than 40 years ago. Think there are more eagles, hawks, owls and fox now than then, which is probably why.

Posted by: Hans Hassenpfeffer at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (oftw2)

157 @125

>>Yeah but First Wave plays the same 4 or 5 songs of theirs.

On 1st Wave's main channel, sure, but you can go to the 1st Wave Deep Cuts, and get other selections from them.

At the end of the day, Sirus is radio station with rotation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)

158 It would be great if that rumor was true. It's hard to get reliable info on what's going on over there.
Posted by: Florida Peasant

Good! I'm so damn old I remember when talking about ship movements or any other active action details would get you posted to Naval Air Facility Adak on snow watch.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:43 PM (cYBz/)

159 Doggo! We miss you in the Executive Lounge here at the Club.
Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf

But I do have to vacuum a lot less, and the ficus tree in the corner seems to be coming back to life….

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)

160 Orion's Toilet would not be a good band name

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)

161 The first joke my son learned when he was three:

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny Farts!

Posted by: Juvenile Humour at April 04, 2026 10:44 PM (oftw2)

162 THere was a also a "burnt smell" coming from the Orion toilet at some point yesterday. Mission control was scratching their heads. They had them to do gas analysis near the thing to try to see just what it was emanating, but I don't know if that turned anything up.

They mentioned a "mild" such smell was noted during testing on the ground they found in the logs. That is still unresolved, but the think it's nothing to worry about, just something outgassing a bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Chicken Chipotle burritos they had the night before the launch.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)

163 I have toilet nightmares. Problem is, I'm awake for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:45 PM (BI5O2)

164 >> What is there to drive? They are falling around the Moon

She happened to be the one free to do manual attitude control needed as they needed to line up the windows for some shots to test camera equipment.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

165 Thanks Ds!
I'm a 'D' in the candy pickin'...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2026 10:46 PM (qox2u)

166 Orion's Toilet would not be a good band name
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)

Better than Artemis' Toilet, though. Somehow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:46 PM (BI5O2)

167 Doggo! Great to see you in a grey box....Happy Easter to you and your lovely wife!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 10:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

168 Saw this on x from 3 hours ago:

Artemis II pilot Victor Glover just gave this BEAUTIFUL Easter message

"So far from Earth, looking at the BEAUTY of creation."

“When I read the Bible and I look at all of the amazing things that were done for us...this amazing place."

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:47 PM (GhIJO)

169 I was going to tell an off-color joke about why Christ isn't Kosher for Passover, but Doof and TRex beat me to it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (n9ltV)


You qualify as a Club ONT host!

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf)

170 Of the four candies shown, the Cadbury Creme Egg, FTW. But chocolate bunnies are superior.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (I7pZ1)

171 Mr Glover does not give a fuck.

Good for him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (zZu0s)

172
I think I heard them mention during that camera test that they managed to get a shot of both Earth and Moon in frame at the same time.

Looking at the tracker, the angle between the two from Orion's viewpoint looks to be around 90 degrees, maybe a little less.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

173 With regards to the Orion toilet, it could be worse:

https://is.gd/qnj8gx

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (tWxgu)

174 Love the malted milk eggs, but as stated previously in another thread, just give me all the jelly beans!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

175 My basic toilet nightmare plot is:
I really have to go but the only available toilet is disgusting and clogged
Those poor astronauts are living my nightmare

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:49 PM (GhIJO)

176 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.


Those strips of white paper with colored candy dots on them. I think those were invented by someone who hates children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

177 I dunno. Malt is pretty polarizing. Malts are horrible. Chocolate shakes are great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (zZu0s)

178 But I do have to vacuum a lot less, and the ficus tree in the corner seems to be coming back to life….
Posted by: Piper
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Ficus persevered - outlasted its biggest threat. Vacuum is now in unemployment line. Sad.

Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (anlJh)

179 I wish Berserker didn't use Van Gogh as part of that rant. I couldn't enjoy it like I should have.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (V4IXI)

180 Seems like there's a lot less bunnies around here than 40 years ago. Think there are more eagles, hawks, owls and fox now than then, which is probably why.
Posted by: Hans Hassenpfeffer at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (oftw2)

It's Coyotes here. When the bottom fell out of the fur market and the Government stopped wholesale trapping and poisoning them, the coyote/jackrabbit ratio returned to its "natural" level.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (gTyJl)

181 Can you imagine testing zero-G toilet designs on the Vomit Comet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (I7pZ1)

182
21
Anything marshmallow sucks.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich made with warm toast is delicious. Best witha glass of milk.

Posted by: firehorse at April 04, 2026 10:51 PM (tyXAh)

183
Sorry, a little *more* than 90 degrees, I meant to say. Anyway, I'm looking forward to that pic, if they did get one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

184 Ficus persevered - outlasted its biggest threat. Vacuum is now in unemployment line. Sad.
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (anlJh)

His biggest threat was Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (zZu0s)

185 147 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.
Posted by: The Great Society
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Yes, really cool isolation video on youboob.
Posted by: scampydog a
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Forgo the politics, the Airplane was one of the top 4 bands in the late 60s.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (48JDT)

186 I've never heard that second joke but I think it's brilliant.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (V4IXI)

187 Mr Glover does not give a fuck.

Good for him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10

Dude's in space. He has "fuck you" experience. What are they going to do? Fire him before he can achieve something cooler than slingshotting around the moon?

Good for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)

188 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.

Carry on.

Posted by: Piercello at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (NRGJj)

189 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)

190 My basic toilet nightmare plot is:
I really have to go but the only available toilet is disgusting and clogged
Those poor astronauts are living my nightmare
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

My Dad, who was a fearless man, said the only thing that terrified him was being in the head of a troopship during a storm. Solid geysers of filth shooting straight up from the terlits splashing on the overhead and then coming back down to the deck.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)

191 178 But I do have to vacuum a lot less, and the ficus tree in the corner seems to be coming back to life….
Posted by: Piper
-------

Ficus is a Greek word that means, 'dies in the house'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (48JDT)

192 After 83 years, I got tired of running to the bathroom all the time. Let 'er rip is my new motto. Dr. Mommy Jill is so mad.

Posted by: President Emeritus! at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (oftw2)

193 You can find a lot of OG candy on Amazon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (zZu0s)

194 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

Fight me.----


Black licorice

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:54 PM (V4IXI)

195 Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich made with warm toast is delicious. Best witha glass of milk.
Posted by: firehorse

I'm gagging here!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:54 PM (cYBz/)

196 And they have wax lips. Why?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:54 PM (zZu0s)

197 nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate
Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

Yeah. Not that Palmer's nonsense.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:55 PM (h7ZuX)

198 And Chico Sticks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:55 PM (zZu0s)

199 Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)

Aaaaaaaaa!!!!!
I may never sleep again

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (GhIJO)

200 I love chocolate malted milkshakes. Hard to find good ones anymore. Dairy Queen has chocolate malts, but they just ain't the same.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (I7pZ1)

201
I don't like peanut butter, marshmallow and toast.

Eat my share, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (3ek7K)

202 It's Coyotes here. When the bottom fell out of the fur market and the Government stopped wholesale trapping and poisoning them, the coyote/jackrabbit ratio returned to its "natural" level.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Amen. There's a hawk on every electric pole, a fox in every den and a coyote down the holler. How you gonna eat rabbit?
There should be another war on predators, including the winged ones.
50 years ago, there was a bounty for each ear of a yote.
We had more quail, pheasant and bunny hops then.
People actually trapped for a living.

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (q6tQZ)

203 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🐰

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (SRRAx)

204 181 Can you imagine testing zero-G toilet designs on the Vomit Comet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (I7pZ1)


One assumes that, like Thomas Crapper, the original inventor, they were flushing a suitable slurry of things like apple cores until they got the thing to work in zero-g, sort of.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (tWxgu)

205 Any candy with caramel is a favorite of mine. The brach's caramel cubes were awesome. That said , Turtles is still my favorite.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (V4IXI)

206 Ficus persevered - outlasted its biggest threat. Vacuum is now in unemployment line. Sad.
Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (anlJh)

His biggest threat was Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by: Aetius451A

I had to stop the sock mid-sentence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (/d5KG)

207 Wax lips could be the interface for the next-generation Space Toilet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (I7pZ1)

208 Hola, Hall.

Posted by: Bulg at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

209 I love chocolate malted milkshakes. Hard to find good ones anymore. Dairy Queen has chocolate malts, but they just ain't the same.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*********
I agree, love a good chocolate malted milkshake. DQ probably uses cool whip or something similar, but not 100% real ice cream...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (IQ6Gq)

210 Cute bunny emoji, Teresa

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (GhIJO)

211 OK, vmom, here's one for ya...

I used to have a friend who was a decent dude but his family was a bunch of fucked up hillbilly maniacs. He asked me to come renovate an old bathroom at his mom's house. At some point, the toilet had clogged, and she just used it til it was packed to the rim, and then abandoned the room.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:59 PM (BI5O2)

212 Since I have to kill 20-30 minutes every night after my progesterone shot while I lay on the hot pack, I started writing my not-the-prophesied-hero novel. I tried voice-to-text, but I'm not good at speaking a story and the app I downloaded wouldn't do quotes or paragraphs. Back to typing with my thumbs, I guess.

Posted by: pookysgirl has woodwind-player hands at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (Wt5PA)

213 200 I love chocolate malted milkshakes. Hard to find good ones anymore. Dairy Queen has chocolate malts, but they just ain't the same.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Bowery Boys enjoyed a lot of malts at my Sweet Shop, but hardly paid for any!

Posted by: Louie, AKA Bernard Gorcey at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (oftw2)

214 Good evening. As much as I'd like a drink right now, there's no way I'd consume that carrot margarita. Also, "B" is the only acceptable candy on that chart.

Posted by: PabloD at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (8sD0/)

215 Liking chocolate malts better than chocolate shakes is like liking Olvatine more than Hershey's syrup.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (V4IXI)

216

Do you have to do an Artemis One
Or an Artemis Two?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (Cqx++)

217 Michigan is making Arizona look like a high school junior varsity team. I thought Arizona was better than this. More importantly, I hope the rumors of our weapons officers rescue are true. Hope we get good news tomorrow.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (3ZVqj)

218 Nobody tell vmom about Trainspotting

Posted by: the dirtiest toilet in scotland at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (gKWVE)

219 AOP, when you come to the TxMoMe, find a Braum's store. Great ice cream and real malt. Ask for extra malt! You will like it!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:01 PM (7D3Aa)

220 Any candy with caramel is a favorite of mine. The brach's caramel cubes were awesome. That said , Turtles is still my favorite.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (V4IXI)


Goetze's caramel creams. Not sure if they are available everywhere. Made in Baltimore. My mom used to work for the company that made their boxes. She'd bring home huge bags of them a few times a year. They are awesome!

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (QMAsf)

221 ... that the WSO was found almost immediately, and the "cain't find him nowhere" was to get assholes out of the City to exterminate them?
Posted by: MkY

Or they started the rumor that they started the rumor, to scare them from looking.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (Q+gd/)

222 Danny Glover's whole Easter msg is pretty cool

https://tinyurl.com/yzkcxzvu

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (tcsrY)

223 Forgo the politics, the Airplane was one of the top 4 bands in the late 60s.
Posted by: Braenyard

Doors
Love
Airplane
Chocolate Watchband

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (KAi1n)

224 188 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.

Carry on.
Posted by: Piercello


They now come in various colors. The company that makes them should make some brown ones.
"OMG! Fluffy did something in my Easter basket."

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)

225 Best malt is vanilla malt, with extra malt.
Hard ice cream, not that Velvet Cream stuff Dairy sells.

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 11:03 PM (q6tQZ)

226 VICTOR Glover, not Danny LOL

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:03 PM (tcsrY)

227 I wonder why the Artemis terlit is having issues. I suppose it had way more G-force during launch than the ISS terlit, I thought they had the zero-g figured out 40 years ago with the shuttle missions.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (+89TD)

228 I dont like caramel

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (tcsrY)

229 VICTOR Glover, not Danny LOL
Posted by: vmom

Not all Glovers look alike

Posted by: Roger at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (KAi1n)

230 Or they started the rumor that they started the rumor, to scare them from looking.
Posted by: davidt

Ha! Just don't look at your pager, for Gawd's sake!

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (q6tQZ)

231 It would be great if that rumor was true. It's hard to get reliable info on what's going on over there.
Posted by: Florida Peasant


Send Geraldo.

Posted by: mindful webworker - for a full report on our troops at April 04, 2026 11:05 PM (/rhF0)

232 Is it an environmentally friendly low-flow toilet? That could be the problem.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 11:05 PM (Q+gd/)

233 AOP, when you come to the TxMoMe, find a Braum's store. Great ice cream and real malt. Ask for extra malt! You will like it!
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:01 PM (7D3Aa)

Thanks! Will file that in Peon Brain, leaky though it may be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 11:05 PM (I7pZ1)

234 If I'm going to go for an almost pure sugar candy it would be the peanut patties.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:06 PM (V4IXI)

235 Lotta rumors on X tonight

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:06 PM (ZxPkt)

236 X says The Donald is pounding Tehran again

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:06 PM (tcsrY)

237 I promise the helo crews who would have to do the extract, would NOT be happy about flying around a combat zone at relatively low speed and absolutely low altitude just "looking" like a search.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (7D3Aa)

238 228 I dont like caramel
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

You and me both. The others can have it all! I guess caramel keeps dentists in business, though.

Posted by: Crown Prince at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)

239 There will be million of chocolate bunnies tomorrow with their ears bitten off first. Seems cruel.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (oftw2)


Emo Phillips had a bit about eating chocolate easter bunnies.

youtu.be/oi_7MdRCPAM

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (rbvCR)

240 185 147 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.
Posted by: The Great Society
--------
Yes, really cool isolation video on youboob.
Posted by: scampydog a
------------

Forgo the politics, the Airplane was one of the top 4 bands in the late 60s.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (48JDT)

Friend of mine and me sang White Rabbit standing on tables at the Rathskeller in college mumblemumble years ago. We got a standing ovation. We were not particularly sober, and I suspect the ovation had more to do with the mini skirts we were wearing than any singing ability.

But we knew all the words, because Grace Slick was the bomb.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (DwqWV)

241 When CENTCOM or the White House or the President updates us, I'll believe it

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:08 PM (ZxPkt)

242 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.
Carry on.
Posted by: Piercello

They now come in various colors. The company that makes them should make some brown ones.
"OMG! Fluffy did something in my Easter basket."
Posted by: nerdygirl


* searches *

There are chocolate-, cinnamon-, and coffee-flavored peeps that are brown. Including the original "baby chick/poop emoji" shaped ones.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)

243 Doof, didn't Echo and the Bmen do Bedbugs and Ballyhoo? I really liked that song...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qox2u)

244 A lot of old hippies on the ONT tonight.

*adjusts thermostat*

Better?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)

245 When CENTCOM or the White House or the President updates us, I'll believe it

Don, I was shocked the info escaped into the public in the first place. There would be an assumption Iran knew the aircraft was shot down, ejections occurred and where, but the less talk the better for recovery.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:10 PM (7D3Aa)

246 @203 Well hello Teresa. You doing OK?

Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 11:11 PM (pvf3X)

247 Any word on the whole cartel gang war thing in Mexico? Still lotsa missing folks and so forth? Another "loud silence" area...
Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (ZwAf1)


there hasn't been any notice of it on the Spanish sites I follow, but I don't follow Mexican sites. Not sure if it is a "local story" or if it really has mellowed out after the sorting for who is boss.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)

248 DH and I went to the Tug Bar to haul the trash, forgot the trash, and just ate and drank and played pool instead. Not many folks at the bar tonight. I guess Easter is mostly family stuff and not hanging at the local joint.

But we had fun.

Tomorrow, we take the trash....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:12 PM (DwqWV)

249 Ahhctchually Crapper didn’t invent the toilet. He manufactured them, but did t invent it. And the term crap to refer to shit, predates him.

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:13 PM (c3Uld)

250

Chocolate talk and clogged toilet talk, lol.

There is no place like Ace.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:14 PM (3ek7K)

251 249 Ahhctchually Crapper didn’t invent the toilet. He manufactured them, but did t invent it. And the term crap to refer to shit, predates him.
Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:13 PM (c3Uld)


Well, crap.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:14 PM (DwqWV)

252 Doof, didn't Echo and the Bmen do Bedbugs and Ballyhoo? I really liked that song...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qox2u)


Yes they did. Featuring Ray Manzarek from The Doors on keyboards. Same album as Lips Like Sugar (1987 self titled album).

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 11:16 PM (QMAsf)

253 Ahhctchually Crapper didn’t invent the toilet. He manufactured them, but did t invent it. And the term crap to refer to shit, predates him.
Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:13 PM (c3Uld)


Well, crap.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:14 PM (DwqWV)

He did invent the ballcock though which is most important imo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:16 PM (V4IXI)

254
Starting at about 4:50 in, Sunni Williams gives you a tour of the ISS space terlet:

https://is.gd/k4ct8E

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)

255 Anyone here from Pennsylvania that knows what a "Pittsburgh Pottie" is?

Posted by: Flush With Success at April 04, 2026 11:17 PM (oftw2)

256 https://tinyurl.com/4mr9rmkz
CNN is claiming WSO is rescued, and includes talk of intense firefight.

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 11:18 PM (q6tQZ)

257 >>>197 nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate
Posted by: tankdemon
---

We're on the same team. I waited all year for that rabbit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:19 PM (48JDT)

258
MkY,

Praying

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:19 PM (3ek7K)

259 Since I have to kill 20-30 minutes every night after my progesterone shot while I lay on the hot pack, I started writing my not-the-prophesied-hero novel. I tried voice-to-text, but I'm not good at speaking a story and the app I downloaded wouldn't do quotes or paragraphs. Back to typing with my thumbs, I guess.
Posted by: pookysgirl has woodwind-player hands at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (Wt5PA)


My dad used to dictate letters and documents on a tape recorder for the legal secretary to transcribe, and I got into my head how to use commas, periods, and other punctuation and explain spelling of names and odd words from listening to him in the evenings as he paced around.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

260 Crapper must have been drawn to the toilet industry since he was a small child.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:20 PM (+HNx/)

261 > 'A US government official has told Al Jazeera '


yeah, I'm gonna need more than that

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:20 PM (ZxPkt)

262 We're on the same team. I waited all year for that rabbit.

---------

See's Candy chocolate bunnies are peerless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:21 PM (+HNx/)

263 256 https://tinyurl.com/4mr9rmkz
CNN is claiming WSO is rescued, and includes talk of intense firefight.
Posted by: MkY
-------------------

Link goes to Al Jizz


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:22 PM (48JDT)

264 Dana Delany is from the Delany Flushometer and Valve Company family. Said she had the coolest and latest flushing technology since she was a child.

Posted by: Some People Have All The Luck at April 04, 2026 11:23 PM (oftw2)

265 I am seeing a report that the second crew member was recovered. Grain of salt , it's Al jazeera "The second crew member from the downed F-15E has been recovered after a “heavy firefight,” a U.S. government official told Al Jazeera"

There have been reports and videos over the last few hours of dead hajis scattered around the site of alleged rescue, so it tracks.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:23 PM (GD0B3)

266 I was kinda bummed when I first discovered that the classic chocolate Easter Bunny was hollow

what a gyp

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:24 PM (ZxPkt)

267 @kurdistannews24
4h
Breaking News:
The US Army has dropped elite paratroopers onto Iranian territory in an operation aimed at rescuing the second crew member from a downed U.S. fighter jet.
📌Clashes are ongoing between U.S. special forces and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard in the designated operational area,
which has been marked on an available map.
Kurd Alarm reported this via Telegram at : t.me/KurdAlarm

Going for translation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:25 PM (48JDT)

268 What kind of a world do we live in when costs for permits and insurance make it too expensive to swim naked?

Oz World

Here in Murica, just today me, Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen and the new neighbors over at lot 162B......


Hell yes it happened but there ain't no damn pics

Posted by: Miklos might be crazy but he ain't stupid at April 04, 2026 11:25 PM (MABMQ)

269 The thing is, the guys can just stand on the porch and pee into space. The gal, not so easy.👀

Wandering off to be with MiladyJo for a bit.

Posted by: mindful webworker - may or may not return, depending, at April 04, 2026 11:27 PM (/rhF0)

270
Miklos,

I'm sure a great time was had by all.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:28 PM (3ek7K)

271 Not a huge fan of marshmallows in their native form, but I don't lurve me a good S'more with a perfectly charred one, or a Rice Krispies treat.

When I had to have an Ileostomy for a couple of months, the only thing that allowed me to replace the appliance properly was to eat 2 jumbo marshmallows 10 minutes before I planned to change it.

Dang if it didn't work, but I don't ever want to see another jumbo marshmallow for as long as I live!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 11:29 PM (SRRAx)

272 @kurdistannews24 - 3h
2) Update n the US special ground operation to rescue the pilot :
On the attack, many Iran regime forces have been killed, and IRAN regime media is saying 4 US soldiers were also killed, but we have not been able to confirm this.
What we can confirm is that the local hospital is full of dead and injured Basij.

Kurd Alarm reported this via Telegram at : t.me/KurdAlarm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:29 PM (48JDT)

273 update to my @265

"A U.S. government official told Al Jazeera the rescue operation is ongoing after the missing F-15E crew member was recovered, but the individual is not yet safe as forces work to extract from Iran"

I guess they can no longer keep it under the lid. Might as well get the partial good news out.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:30 PM (GD0B3)

274 He did invent the ballcock though which is most important imo.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:16 PM (V4IXI)

Most men are very fond of that pairing, I have found.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:30 PM (DwqWV)

275 There have been reports and videos over the last few hours of dead hajis scattered around the site of alleged rescue, so it tracks.

--------

The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:31 PM (+HNx/)

276 I'd like to know who this "US govt official" is that is blabbing to Al Jazeera. Probably a contractor with a big mouth.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:32 PM (GD0B3)

277 The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:31 PM (+HNx/)

I haven't figured out how they find enough virgins what with all the hajji raping and such.

Those dudes will stick it into anything.

Remarkable they haven't all died with syphilis.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:32 PM (DwqWV)

278 I'm sure a great time was had by all.

Posted by: fourseasons

Not entirely

I thought I would have some fun by poking a hole in Darleen's innertube.

Turned out it was not an innertube, just Darleen.

Posted by: Miklos cliamed is must have been some freshwater swordfish at April 04, 2026 11:33 PM (MABMQ)

279 The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:31 PM (+HNx/)

yes, well apparently last night in Tehran there was a big in person collaborative meeting of military officials. you will never guess what happened!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:33 PM (GD0B3)

280 I remember escape and evasion training

they dropped us by Huey in the German backcountry and we were supposed to navigate to a rally point. Somehow we ended up at a gasthaus with beers and sausages

I wish I could show you that photo!

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:33 PM (ZxPkt)

281 Does make me wonder what the backup terlit plan is. Easy for men, just piss in the bag like the original astronauts, rubber band to keep the piss contained? But does the lady astronaut have to use a catheter?

Supposedly in the baggie days, the astronauts had a contest for longest poop. Believable, guys will make anything into a contest.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 11:34 PM (+89TD)

282 Three hrs old seems to be the time limit on the rescue.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:35 PM (48JDT)

283 "@rawsalerts12m
🚨#BREAKING: Officials from the US Government have just confirmed that the second crew member from the downed F-15E has been recovered following what they described as a heavy firefight."

So a more trusted source, I guess, than Al Jazeera.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2026 11:36 PM (vbXSk)

284 at least I read what others post, geeezzz

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:37 PM (GD0B3)

285 #BREAKING: Officials from the US Government have just confirmed that the second crew member from the downed F-15E has been recovered following what they described as a heavy firefight."

Recovered? As in, "Rescued Captive?"

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 11:38 PM (Q+gd/)

286 Supposedly in the baggie days, the astronauts had a contest for longest poop.
Posted by: PaleRider


And the winner grew up to be James Comey

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 11:39 PM (gKWVE)

287 As an aside, Todd Bridges is getting a divorce. His "wife" looks like a troon.
I am not kidding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 11:40 PM (0aYVJ)

288
Whatis a troon?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:41 PM (3ek7K)

289
As an aside, Todd Bridges is getting a divorce. His "wife" looks like a troon.
I am not kidding.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic


Whatchu talkin' about?
Willis?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)

290 Todd Bridges career faltered because he never had a popular tag line.

Posted by: Jimmy J.J. Walker at April 04, 2026 11:43 PM (+HNx/)

291 @276. I agree, nobody should be talking to Al Jazeera about anything. Peoples lives are on the line.

Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 11:43 PM (pvf3X)

292 Whatis a troon?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:41 PM (3ek7K)

Troon is an appropriately derogatory term for a dude pretending to be a lady.

I refuse to play the game of calling someone something else.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (0aYVJ)

293 >> Does make me wonder what the backup terlit plan is

For an Artemis I, you use the CCU, the collapsible contingency urinal, which Don Pettit shows here:
https://is.gd/tdF1se

For an Artemis II, it's back to the Apollo tape the bag to your ass....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (w6EFb)

294
Thanks Pug. I can't keep up with the new words.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (3ek7K)

295 an now Fox's spox "Jennifer Griffin
@JenGriffinFNC
2m
2nd American F15E crew member rescued and safe after complex rescue operation that began Friday morning, two senior US officials confirm to me."

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:48 PM (GD0B3)

296 So , hopefully ...

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (GD0B3)

297 288
Whatis a troon?

Posted by: fourseasons
-----------

There are two bona fide deviants Queens and Dykes.

These deviants encouraged by the communists and promoted by the media have divided themselves into multiples of subsets causing one to not know which end is up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (48JDT)

298 Thanks Pug. I can't keep up with the new words.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (3ek7K)

Heh. It's an ever-evolving lexicon. I have a notebook.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (0aYVJ)

299 255 Anyone here from Pennsylvania that knows what a "Pittsburgh Pottie" is?
Posted by: Flush With Success



(slowly raises hand). Yes. Yes I do. If you visit my parental units in Western PA, you would see an actual "Pittsburgh pottie" that is still in use. We never called it that when I was growing up. It was just the other 'toilet'. To be fair, I had no idea it had a designation or name. It was just the other toilet. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (Kdi1r)

300 The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Chuck Norris. Wiped out the inventory in 3 days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (u82oZ)

301 Griffin is FNC's Pentagon reporter. She is a lefty, but it's the Pentagon is her beat.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:50 PM (GD0B3)

302 295 an now Fox's spox "Jennifer Griffin
@JenGriffinFNC
2m
2nd American F15E crew member rescued and safe after complex rescue operation that began Friday morning, two senior US officials confirm to me."
Posted by: runner
--

Good find. I'm sure it's in Jennifer's craw to report that which is all the more, better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:51 PM (48JDT)

303 OK, her it is:
"Fox News can confirm that the 2nd crew member of the downed F15E fighter jet has been rescued and he and the members of the rescue team that extracted him from behind enemy lines in Iran are all safely out of Iran. That according to two senior US officials and multiple well placed sources in the region. The Weapons Systems Officer ejected along with the pilot when their F15E Strike Eagle they were flying was struck Thursday night (early Friday local time) in southwest Iran.

The WSO used the SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) training to evade capture, hiding on an elevated ridge after hiking away from the wreckage and putting out an emergency beacon.) US Special Operations rescue forces to include PJs (United States Air Force Pararescuemen (PJs) and many layers of elite rescue forces took part in the complex, layered mission to both find the crew member and also keep the Iranian forces who were hunting the American weapons system operator at bay. There are videos that have appeared from local eyewitnesses that show what appear to have been injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:51 PM (GD0B3)

304 contin

"Fox has learned there was fighting on the ground but no Americans killed during the operation. “It was a very complex operation to retrieve the downed service member,” a well placed source briefed on the operation told me. Many different branches of the US military were involved in the rescue.

Fox News can confirm the A10 Warthog that crashed Friday was involved in providing cover for the rescue teams searching for the pilot. That A10 crashed in Kuwait (first reported by ABC Friday) but the A10 pilot managed to eject safely and was rescued. There was destruction of aircraft which have sensitive equipment on board, I am told, all part of this complex CSAR (Combat Search and Rescue) mission.

The F15E was pretty much destroyed on impact. Two rescue helicopters were hit by enemy fire on Friday and crew members onboard were injured by enemy fire but managed to make it out of Iran.

There were a lot of elements to this rescue, I am told."

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:53 PM (GD0B3)

305 I have gainz news.
On Friday I tested my 1RM for the big three lifts.
I got 475lbs deadlift
275lbs bench
390 squat.

All three are PRs by 20+ lbs.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 04, 2026 11:53 PM (1OM5W)

306

Praying the WSO is safe and sound.

What a wonderful Easter gift for he or she's family.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:53 PM (3ek7K)

307 It's Coyotes here. When the bottom fell out of the fur market and the Government stopped wholesale trapping and poisoning them, the coyote/jackrabbit ratio returned to its "natural" level.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:50

I wonder if coyotes were partially responsible for the disappearance of pheasants on the family farm here in N IL. I farmed from 1980-2012 and there were pheasants and no coyotes, or few, at the start and by the end it was reversed.

I always thought the state-introduced wild turkeys displaced the pheasants but maybe both were factors.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 04, 2026 11:54 PM (55Qr6)

308 so there you go!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:54 PM (GD0B3)

309 🇺🇸🇺🇸
🇺🇸🇺🇸

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (GD0B3)

310
Thanks runner

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (3ek7K)

311 They've been working on this rocket for what? Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan.

Fire them all. Eliminate the program.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (48JDT)

312 Hope Trump gives some "layered' response to these fkrs. As he promised. Tik. Tok.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (GD0B3)

313
All three are PRs by 20+ lbs.
Posted by: bonhomme
--

Congrats!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:57 PM (48JDT)

314 Wonderful news.

Posted by: 13times at April 04, 2026 11:57 PM (JXoBQ)

315 I think I skipped this middle portion:

"There are videos that have appeared from local eyewitnesses that show what appear to have been injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member. Fox has learned there was fighting on the ground but no Americans killed during the operation. " Fuck the IRGC and Basij to hell.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:58 PM (GD0B3)

316

Braenyard,

I do not understand wtf happened.

There is no excuse for it.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:58 PM (3ek7K)

317 To be fair, I had no idea it had a designation or name. It was just the other toilet. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum

So a log on the edge of the woods or property line that you kind of sit on with your ass hanging off the backside.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)

318 Hope it is true 2nd pilot rescued.

Posted by: raimondo at April 05, 2026 12:00 AM (/tFSm)

319 311 They've been working on this rocket for what? Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan

The rocket is a different system from life support. I agree the rocket was a Complete Waste Of Time, but life support for a mission on this timescale did need to be prototyped. This is the prototype.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 12:00 AM (gKWVE)

320 Got em back. Good news.

Good job.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2026 12:01 AM (WF/xn)

321 appear to have been injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member.
Posted by: runner
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Hospitals are full of dead and injured IRGC and Basij.

Go Team.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:01 AM (48JDT)

322 210 Cute bunny emoji, Teresa
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (GhIJO)


Came with the phone 😂

246 @203 Well hello Teresa. You doing OK?
Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 11:11 PM (pvf3X)


Hello! Latest scans looked the same, which we are counting as "good"; cancer marker numbers are back down in the normal range, so we will take it.

The next few weeks are chock full of activity/bucket list stuff, including three weekends without Mr. TiFW in tow. I am going to both Lubbock and NYC with a friend, and I will be venturing to Salt Lake City solo (should be interesting!).

I have a newer model of my old motorized scooter coming along for the ride, and right now I am trying to figure out how to attach my luggage to the scooter to get from place to place. So far, a big strap seems to be the best solution.

That, and batting my eyelashes and doing my best Blanche Dubois impression (us Southern gals learn REALLY early how to twang it up and turn on the charm 😂😂😂.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (SRRAx)

323 Clark, shitters full.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (WF/xn)

324 >>> extracted him from behind enemy lines in Iran ...

All of Iran is "behind enemy lines" since there are no friendly occupied areas.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)

325 317 To be fair, I had no idea it had a designation or name. It was just the other toilet. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum

So a log on the edge of the woods or property line that you kind of sit on with your ass hanging off the backside.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher



No. That's the Amish.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (Kdi1r)

326 The rocket is a different system from life support. I agree the rocket was a Complete Waste Of Time, but life support for a mission on this timescale did need to be prototyped. This is the prototype.
Posted by: gKWVE
----

Life support is part of the deal.
They. Fucked. Up. Again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:04 AM (48JDT)

327 >Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan
----

oh, there's gonna be a backup alright

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:06 AM (ZxPkt)

328 I am really so proud they got the crew members out. No telling what Iran would've done to them.

Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 12:06 AM (pvf3X)

329 Hospitals are full of dead and injured IRGC and Basij.

Go Team.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:01 AM (48JDT)

I hope some of the A-10’s said Hello to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:06 AM (Fc1oG)

330 seriously tho, it must stink inside a spaceship when one of your crew is 'backing one out'

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:07 AM (ZxPkt)

331 Hope it is true 2nd pilot rescued.
Posted by: raimondo

Who socked raimondo?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (KAi1n)

332
If the WSO has children this a gift.

Hey what did the Easter Bunny bring you?

My mommy or daddy.
.............

Don't know the sex of the WSO yet.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (3ek7K)

333 323 Clark, shitters full.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (WF/xn)

Darmok, his face red, his toilet clogged.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (Fc1oG)

334 >>>
So a log on the edge of the woods or property line that you kind of sit on with your ass hanging off the backside.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
--
No. That's the Amish.
Posted by: Puddleglum
--

Plumbing became functional at Mom's when she was 13, (she hated out houses - we had one at the summer place) I asked her, if she hated them, what did you do?
"I went out into the woods."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (48JDT)

335 But we knew all the words, because Grace Slick was the bomb.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:07

You just brought back a memory of my wife Jules singing on stage, as Grace Slick, after work at the college bar we worked at.

Fun times, we were both asst managers and the boss let the closers stay after hours, drink draft beer and rail drinks for free, gave us quarters to play pool and pinball.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 05, 2026 12:09 AM (55Qr6)

336 what did that Mission Control guy say in the movie?

'It's just not a contingency we've remotely prepared for'

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:09 AM (ZxPkt)

337 Hooray on the news about our WSO! 🎉🎉🎉🇺🇸🗽. Wonderful to hear during Easter.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:09 AM (SRRAx)

338 Multiple govt officials saying he has been rescued. All operations people in the rescue back alive.

Now I think that yes, Trump is going to let them have it on Monday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:10 AM (n5tGW)

339 I hope some of the A-10’s said Hello to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---

Those guys are in the trash bags down the hall.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:10 AM (48JDT)

340 >>> the niece and grand niece of deceased Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps Major General Qasem Soleimani were arrested by federal agents following Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s termination of their lawful permanent resident (LPR) status.
- State Dept

Apparently they have been cheering on the IRGC while LPRs here.

It would be terrible if they get hit in a bombing raid right after they get back to Iran.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:11 AM (/lPRQ)

341 335 But we knew all the words, because Grace Slick was the bomb.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:07
---

Enunciation used to be a thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (48JDT)

342 I had to stop the sock mid-sentence.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (/d5KG)

I type fast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (bss/y)

343 Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan
----
oh, there's gonna be a backup alright
Posted by: Don Black


Right. But there's no plan for when it happens.

Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)

344 From your favorite President:

"President Trump @POTUS:

"FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. ..

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:13 AM (GD0B3)

345 This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!"

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:13 AM (GD0B3)

346 A friend of mine growing up in Rockland County, NY was a 4-H kid and always raised weird critters like guinea fowl and obscure ducks/geese. He became a 4-H instructor as a adult and hatched dozens of Golden Pheasants for a couple years and let a bunch go in a County Park with ponds, grasslands, forest. They established a successful colony there. I wonder if they are still there.

Before anyone says "yeah, but" about invasive species, our Ring-Necked Peasants are not native, either. Brought over for hunting, then got established in the wild. Both pheasant breeds hail from Eurasia.

Posted by: RIP John Capuano at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (oftw2)

347 Fox news

Missing US service member extracted, rescue team safely out of Iran

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (ZxPkt)

348 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.
Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)

There's a candy store with old time stuff on Red Hills Drive in St. George, UT....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

349 Ground control to Major Tom
Blah blah blah

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
The toilets backing up!
And it's smelling in a most unusual way!
Even though I've flown 100000 miles,
This bitch won't shut up about the smell!

Me: Ok, it broke down there toward the end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (bss/y)

350
runner,

AMEN!!!!!!!!

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (3ek7K)

351 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (GD0B3)

352 Right. But there's no plan for when it happens.
Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)

I'd assume they'd have backup diapers. Plus, don't they get constipated anyway?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:15 AM (bss/y)

353 guys, are my posts invisible?

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:15 AM (GD0B3)

354 just checking 😂

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:15 AM (GD0B3)

355 Plumbing became functional at Mom's when she was 13, (she hated out houses - we had one at the summer place) I asked her, if she hated them, what did you do?
"I went out into the woods."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (48JDT)


On one of the internet archives they have a lot of old house plan books. The kitchen sink was common long before indoor WCs. Earlier 'indoor' WCs were separate rooms attached to the house but you had to go onto the porch and then back into the WC. Some houses had indoor baths before the WC was moved in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:16 AM (/lPRQ)

356 El Donaldo reiterated his Monday deadline for Iran this morning. It's assumed that major infrastructure and economic targets would be part of "hell" brought to the regime.

But "escalation" is not exactly correct.

Iran has been hitting, or attempting to hit, every kind of economic and infrastructure target in the Gulf nearly since the start. Their crude systems can't penetrate Israeli defenses except on rare occasions and have mostly turned to cluster-bomblet payloads, need to be intercepted at higher altitudes but in any case are generally ineffective.

Oil and gas production and refining and transportation, desalination, etc have been targeted by Iran for weeks now. My glorious MSM blackout means I'm not sure, but I sense that this fact has not received much emphasis.

So if/when the US "escalates" in this fashion, it will be a response to something the Iranians started weeks ago. Which will be a typical false framework of the story.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:16 AM (U/Byj)

357
Not to me runner. I'm reading you loud and clear!

Thank you for the news.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:16 AM (3ek7K)

358 You train you train you train you train

and then one day, it's for real

and our guys GET IT DONE
Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:17 AM (ZxPkt)

359 >guys, are my posts invisible?

Posted by: runner
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yes! can't see a thing

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:18 AM (ZxPkt)

360 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.

Carry on.
Posted by: Piercello

They now come in various colors. The company that makes them should make some brown ones.
"OMG! Fluffy did something in my Easter basket."
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)

You mean the Dr Pepper Peeps?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 12:18 AM (S/Y4j)

361 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.
Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)

There's a candy store with old time stuff on Red Hills Drive in St. George, UT....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You used to be able to go to Cracker Barrel for that kind of stuff.
Used to.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (/lPRQ)

362 338 Multiple govt officials saying he has been rescued. All operations people in the rescue back alive.

Now I think that yes, Trump is going to let them have it on Monday.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:10 AM (n5tGW)


Why wait until Monday? I wanna see a picture of Trump piloting one of our biggest, baddest warplanes ala that "Washington Crossing the Delaware on Christmas Day" meme saying "We will F&%$ you up on Easter Sunday".

Someone with better Photoshop skills than I ('cuz I don't have any) needs to make it so!

***goes looking for minions to carry out request***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (SRRAx)

363 @357 you bet!

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (GD0B3)

364 >>Apparently they have been cheering on the IRGC while LPRs here.

It would be terrible if they get hit in a bombing raid right after they get back to Iran.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---

Could it be that Trump is getting the mushy middle comfortable with the ousting of dissidents? Therefore, when the mass deportation of Somalis and then Islamists happens, it won't upset them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (48JDT)

365 345 This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around.

---------

Don't stay up late waiting for pride and unity. Democrats hate America and hate our military.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 12:20 AM (+HNx/)

366 Any bets that Artemis 3 will launch with a shop vac and a few boxes of garbage bags as the backup? Each astronaut would need their own "adapter", though.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 12:21 AM (S/Y4j)

367
Like many people, Hubby and I have been praying.

Thank you Lord!!

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:21 AM (3ek7K)

368 "Heritage" candy stores in Paso Robels, CA (right on the main square) and down the road a bit in San Luis Obispo. First one's bigger and better.

That is, if either are still there, it's been a while. But the Paso one was fantastic. Amazing the memory jolt you get when you see some candy product you used to love when you were 11 years old, but haven't seen since LBJ was president.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:21 AM (U/Byj)

369 Nice Shop Vac would have been a cheap solution to the Space Waste problem.

Posted by: Inventiveness to Infinity at April 05, 2026 12:23 AM (oftw2)

370 I think Teresa it's because that is the end of Trump's deadline. I don't think he is going to extend it this time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:24 AM (n5tGW)

371 Fantastic news about the SAR success. One hopes many assets and personnel of the opposing force were destroyed in the process.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:24 AM (U/Byj)

372 the letter limit ate up some of the post ...

"This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies."

eat that , blackpillers

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (GD0B3)

373 370 I think Teresa it's because that is the end of Trump's deadline. I don't think he is going to extend it this time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:24 AM (n5tGW)


***stomps foot***

I WANT MY MEME!!!!!!

***pouts, kicks over trash can, leaves in a huff***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (SRRAx)

374 >>> U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. ... we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. ..
Posted by: runner
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Think maybe we hit a few incidental targets along the way to and from the rescue?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:28 AM (48JDT)

375 They rescued the WSO......

Now Mr. President .........................................

"LEVEL THE F**KING PLACE TO RUBBLE"

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 12:28 AM (/Uzmo)

376 Peeks in.
That is a really nasty drink.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:28 AM (2WIwB)

377
My husband doesn't read here. He has his own stuff he reads.

He has been asking me several times a day what the latest news has been about the WSO.

He told me today he's very impressed how fast people here on AOS find out the latest news.

This place is amazing.


Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (3ek7K)

378 One public affairs change I would make regarding the war (and immediately had this observation at the outset) would have been some sober reminders that there will be losses in a war, the enemy has a vote and has capabilities, this is not a video game or stupid fiction, etc. Unless I missed it, this key (and in the past SOP) element has been absent.

It complements and does not contradict the main emphasis on US focus and professionalism. Doubt many in uniform are taking anything for granted, but much of the public is quite susceptible to hysteria or despair at any setbacks. A fundamentally unserious populace (alas) needs to be managed.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)

379 Sounds like there was a pretty heavy firefight and apparently there are some after videos on the net of Iranians showing up after showing all the dead bodies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:30 AM (n5tGW)

380 Peeks in.
That is a really nasty drink.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Indeed. I refuse to serve such a thing! Yeesh.

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)

381 Read every word of your posts runner. Thank you. I'm one happy camper now knowing the Good news.

Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 12:31 AM (pvf3X)

382 I love Trump’s post! Every Democrat in the country was hoping for Iran to capture them.

THIS is how you turn a potential disaster into a victory!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:31 AM (UA2di)

383 Happy Easter to all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:31 AM (n5tGW)

384
----

we see everything

but with a really cool motto, in Latin

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:32 AM (ZxPkt)

385 Oh, and a big THANK YOU to RUNNER!

Thanks very much for the news!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)

386 nasty ribbon stuff that was always glued in solid lump onto Grandma's candy dish.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (gTyJl)
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That ribbon stuff is the worst.

Also spiced jelly beans. My mom liked them so we ended up with them. Yuck

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2026 12:32 AM (5jF9Z)

387 Sounds like there was a pretty heavy firefight and apparently there are some after videos on the net of Iranians showing up after showing all the dead bodies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Your PJs have a bit more firepower than your average infantry unit on patrol. That and pre-coordinated CAS. Don't know if they have any gunships in theater but those are always crowd pleasers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:33 AM (/lPRQ)

388 You train you train you train you train

and then one day, it's for real

and our guys GET IT DONE
Fuck Yeah!
Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:17 AM (ZxPkt)

***

And come Monday, they are back to training.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:34 AM (2WIwB)

389 GOD has once again intervened to help President Trump and the USA .........

IRAN is a dead man walking country and GOD has given the US Military his strength/wisdom to eradicate the evil Iran is ....

So, it is said.............

So, it is written .............

So, it is DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 12:35 AM (/Uzmo)

390 It complements and does not contradict the main emphasis on US focus and professionalism. Doubt many in uniform are taking anything for granted, but much of the public is quite susceptible to hysteria or despair at any setbacks. A fundamentally unserious populace (alas) needs to be managed.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)

Someone noted today that the people who are hyperventilating about the lost aircraft don’t remember that the US lost over 10,000 aircraft in Vietnam. (Helicopters included)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:35 AM (UA2di)

391 "This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies."

eat that , blackpillers
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (GD0B3)

The Americans' insistence on getting everyone out alive while the IRGC proudly sacrifices countless of its own to fight them just show that the proud people of Iran are more committed to winning than the American dogs.

Posted by: totally not nazi islamic apologist, probably in media at April 05, 2026 12:36 AM (vSvIl)

392 the unit that did a round trip to Fordow back in June trained for decades. all the talk about us not being prepared, or not having plans, idiotic nonsense. this entire operation was wargamed for years, Kharg, Hormuz, everything was in the planning, and what we are seeing now is a very careful and very successful execution.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:38 AM (GD0B3)

393 Itinerant, Apaches have been used in attacks against IRGC-run Iraqi "militias" in Iraq for weeks now. These actions have received scant notice. Would think both Apaches and an AC-130 would have been among the participant in the SAR operation.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:39 AM (U/Byj)

394 Thank you runner

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 12:39 AM (DoBxX)

395
I hope the Easter Bunny brings runner great treats.

Just no marshmallow crap, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:41 AM (3ek7K)

396 One public affairs change I would make regarding the war (and immediately had this observation at the outset) would have been some sober reminders that there will be losses in a war, the enemy has a vote and has capabilities, this is not a video game or stupid fiction, etc. Unless I missed it, this key (and in the past SOP) element has been absent.

....
Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)

I seem to recall President Trump mentioning that in his first comments after the bombing started, something about there always being casualties in war. One line in passing seems to have made less of an impression than the previous operation in Venezuela?

Posted by: Methos at April 05, 2026 12:42 AM (vSvIl)

397 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.
Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)
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The Vermont Country Store has them - and almost any other old fashioned candy you could ask for

https://tinyurl.com/yw8f6jby

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2026 12:43 AM (mwGzm)

398 yourwelcome all , happy to bring good news! I was waiting for it. They did a good job with opsec, and the only stuff getting out was Islamic Regime propaganda, plus disgusting lefty wishcasting.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:43 AM (GD0B3)

399 And unless I missed it, we still don't have any official confirmation of how the F-15E came down. Everyone's saying "shot down" but that's by no means established.

And someone noted earlier (I hadn't seen this anywhere) that the crashed aircraft had been heavily bombed. SOP where any sensitive gear or info are involved. Since it's a remote area, sadly it is unlikely any locals had managed to get to the site by the time we obliterated it.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:43 AM (U/Byj)

400 Methos, could be, I listened to both his initial statements but maybe I missed the standard reference to risk of losses. I was thinking more of the DOD briefings, which are OK but sort of one-note and more rah-rah than info/education.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:46 AM (U/Byj)

401 Darmok, his face red, his toilet clogged.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Jalad, on the brown ocean, his legs wide, his nostrils burning.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 05, 2026 12:46 AM (KAi1n)

402 we still don't have any official confirmation of how the F-15E came down. Everyone's saying "shot down" but that's by no means established.

==

I am sure they are looking at all angles. Last time 3 F15 came down was in Kuwait from "friendly fire".... they need to investigate everything. Sounds like the crew was highly professional.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:47 AM (GD0B3)

403 Ryan Gosling will play one of the pilots in the movie

he's in everything, I think they passed a law or something

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:50 AM (ZxPkt)

404 $10 says the Preznit addresses the nation tomorrow

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:51 AM (ZxPkt)

405 Yes understood there will be an investigation. And possibly little or only vague info on the findings made public - as is correct with such info. I was just noting that "shot down" is an assumption without reference to any actual info.

I've even seen non-stupid specialists already talking breezily about "ambush tactics" by Iranian air defense, etc - without any basis whatsoever in the actual facts of this case.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:51 AM (U/Byj)

406 Just think what a great movie could be made of the search and rescue mission if Hollywood made those kinds of movies anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 12:52 AM (lJ0H4)

407 Fox News is saying the downed pilot is out and safe.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (qFwJc)

408 Why were our mean old soldiers fighting those nice Iranian boys who were obviously trying to help find and rescue our downed airman?

Posted by: Gretchen Witherspoon, Brattleboro Ladies Pickleball Auxiliary at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (/rhF0)

409 406 Just think what a great movie could be made of the search and rescue mission if Hollywood made those kinds of movies anymore.
Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 12:52 AM (lJ0H4)

I just watched a video from 9-hole reviews on the sniper rifle from Behind Enemy Lines.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (bss/y)

410 Washington Post has the weapons officer rescued.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (52ERr)

411 With the rescue of the downed US Airman, the Democrat Party is on Suicide Watch tonight..........


We will be following the story as it progresses...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 05, 2026 12:55 AM (/Uzmo)

412 @trump_repost
14h
Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Game show time stamp music plays in background.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (48JDT)

413
Those assholes will complain about everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (3ek7K)

414 The biggest problem facing the crew of Artemis II is....the Terlit Hobo fell asleep.

Probably a Boulder Terlit Hobo. They're usually to drunk to stand, so....

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (X+xvk)

415 To my knowledge no official source said "shot down". It is all media speculation. Trump did not say anything about it in his statement. Griffin said "downed". A10 involved in rescue "crashed". No more specific than that.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:57 AM (GD0B3)

416 Ryan Gosling will play one of the pilots in the movie

he's in everything, I think they passed a law or something
Posted by: Don Black

Who would play the leader of the search and rescue team? Chris Pratt maybe?

Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 12:58 AM (lJ0H4)

417 Darmok, his face red, his toilet clogged.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Jalad, on the brown ocean, his legs wide, his nostrils burning.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 05, 2026 12:46 AM (KAi1n)


Picard with bowels unfurled.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (2WIwB)

418 American Pilot Rescued from Iranian Terrorists: Democrats, Journalists Hardest Hit.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (X+xvk)

419 @XFreeze

ChatGPT literally just flagged the Seven Last Words of Jesus on Good Friday....hit a policy violation & marked it as "dangerous"

My friend was just doing sermon research. That's it.

But here's the wild part..... ChatGPT has no problem giving a step-by-step guide for suicide… yet somehow a quote from the Bible is marked as harmful and blocked as a policy violation

Make it make sense...ChatGPT is just utterly woke AI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (48JDT)

420 Just got back from eating a yummy pizza at Olympia Pizza on West Broadway in Vancouver. Same pizza joint that used to be my go-to for ordering pizza delivery for late-night study at UBC, lo these many years ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (I7pZ1)

421 Those assholes will complain about everything.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (3ek7K)

Perfect! We have test subjects for the next Zero-G toilet design contest!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 01:00 AM (S/Y4j)

422 Star Track never had a stopped up toilet episode.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 05, 2026 01:00 AM (52ERr)

423 ok, Happy Easter to all who celebrate. Good night!

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:01 AM (GD0B3)

424
THANK YOU RUNNER.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 01:01 AM (3ek7K)

425 Star Track never had a stopped up toilet episode.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 05, 2026 01:00 AM (52ERr)

The closest we got was the shower scene with V'Ger's probe in the shower in ST:TMP.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 01:02 AM (S/Y4j)

426 @MarioNawfal . Apr 3

Gwynne Shotwell says SpaceX wants a Moon settlement and manufacturing facility within 10 years, ideally five.

The plan includes building AI-powered satellites and data centers directly on the lunar surface through NASA’s Artemis program.
--

Elon Musk@elonmusk . 6h

True

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:02 AM (48JDT)

427 Just no marshmallow crap, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:41 AM (3ek7K)

Marshmallows toasted over a fire on a stick are yummy. There is an art to toasting them just right, without setting them afire. Caramelized sugar is great.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:03 AM (I7pZ1)

428 @visegrad24

The Home Care Service in Sweden hired a Syrian gangster to take care of the elderly.

It ended with him recording himself abusing and torturing them while shouting “Allahu Akbar”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:04 AM (48JDT)

429 "Your PJs have a bit more firepower than your average infantry unit on patrol."

My PJs go boom!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2026 01:04 AM (KAi1n)

430 I slowly pull the heads of my Mitch McTurtle peeps, stretch them out nice and good, then POP off comes the head. Then I throw them in the garbage.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 05, 2026 01:07 AM (abIsI)

431 @visegrad24 . BREAKING:

The security forces of the Islamic regime in Iran just found the bodies of a group of Basij militia terrorists who were out looking for the downed American airman in the mountains of south-western Iran.

Looks like they ran into an American search and rescue group

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:07 AM (48JDT)

432 Also waiting to see the list of Iranian leadership eliminated yesterday in a big strike (strikes?) on Tehran. Trump said "many". Of course it takes time to confirm and then release details.

The question continues to burn from last June and before: what in the wide wide world of sports is these jokers' sense of personal security?

You'd think Grim Beeper plus the better-than-fiction massacre of leadership last June would have moved these clowns to radically change their activities.

A few weeks ago a nuke scientist was hit, at his home (with his famlly). WTFF? Years of targeted hits on his colleagues, and currently US/Israel plinking down to the level of Basij checkpoints, and he's ...... at home??

I remain thankful, but baffled.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 01:08 AM (U/Byj)

433 So, so grateful to God that we were able to rescue our weapons service officer. What a glorious Easter present, especially for his fellow airmen and his family.

Posted by: Beverly at April 05, 2026 01:09 AM (reMys)

434 There's video but it's mostly pieces only a couple of intact bodies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:10 AM (48JDT)

435 There's video but it's mostly pieces only a couple of intact bodies.
Posted by: Braenyard
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It's twue, it's twue! It really IS the religion of PIECES!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

436 The capital city of El Salvador on Good Friday

A couple of years ago, it was nearly impossible to go for a stroll in these areas as they were controlled by some of the world’s most violent gangs

Today, they are full with domestic & international tourists

https://tinyurl.com/3htwkxhv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:20 AM (48JDT)

437 Apparently we set up a makeshift airbase somewhere in Iran, and the rescue op flew out from there to do business

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 01:20 AM (ZxPkt)

438 The question continues to burn from last June and before: what in the wide wide world of sports is these jokers' sense of personal security?
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If your view of causality is entirely summed up by "allah wills it", you may make some careless mistakes from time to time.

Posted by: Methos at April 05, 2026 01:21 AM (vSvIl)

439 >The question continues to burn from last June and before: what in the wide wide world of sports is these jokers' sense of personal security?
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they're just not that bright
dumb brutes

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 01:24 AM (ZxPkt)

440 You know, it might be fun to take some old worn-out jet fighters, fit them with basic remote-control like drones have, and stuff the seats with realistic dummies. Airplane and the dummies themselves loaded with explosives, rigged to detonate if messed with by locals once the "crash" and "ejection" have happened. Send a few of those into Iran, and train the population to give downed aircraft a wide berth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:29 AM (I7pZ1)

441 Apparently 2 C-130s had to be destroyed because they couldn't fly out of the "base" (almost certainly just an expedient landing field, for which C-130s are designed) used in the rescue operation. Not clear how other aircraft could get out, but perhaps we'll know some day.

Though I hope it's a long time from now.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 01:30 AM (U/Byj)

442
128
THere was a also a "burnt smell" coming from the Orion toilet at some point yesterday. Mission control was scratching their heads. They had them to do gas analysis near the thing to try to see just what it was emanating, but I don't know if that turned anything up.

They mentioned a "mild" such smell was noted during testing on the ground they found in the logs. That is still unresolved, but the think it's nothing to worry about, just something outgassing a bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:33 PM

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It's this one guy. It's been him all along. He won't admit it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:31 AM (VWtfl)

443 Happy Easter, all!

I made a small batch of deviled eggs, to split with hubby tomorrow. He loves those!

Yesterday, I trimmed his beard & today wanted to get a picture to send to son and niece, but he didn't want to do that.. Maybe can do it tomorrow..

Meanwhile-- I got the lawn mowed this afternoon. Man, what a chore. Should've done it last weekend but had to concentrate on tax paperwork instead.

Lots of cleanup yet to do outside. Never a dull moment!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)

444 "This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation."

This is the part that way more people need to respect. Your personal curiosity is not more important than the military maintaining opsec. The OSINT clown show is worse than the media cameras set up to watch Desert Storm kick off. It's a free, constantly live intel service to our enemy, selling American lives for ad revenue.

Posted by: Sjg at April 05, 2026 01:32 AM (aqZN1)

445 Obama appointed Hawaiian Judge Orders Trump to return rescued airman back to Iran for immediate propaganda use to help Democrats win the Midterms...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (/Uzmo)

446 It's this one guy. It's been him all along. He won't admit it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:31 AM (VWtfl)

Outgassing has never presented a problem for me.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (I7pZ1)

447
Wait a minute. "Found in the logs?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (VWtfl)

448 Shit, if a toilet got that many buttons and complexity I'm just gonna pee outside.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:35 AM (snZF9)

449 Wait a minute. "Found in the logs?"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (VWtfl)

Like, say, kernels of corn?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 05, 2026 01:36 AM (I7pZ1)

450 Tonight I am saddened to announce the US Military and President Trump did a spectacular job with the rescue mission which I did not approve of.

This makes us Democrats look bad and we intend on an in-depth investigation in order to waste time and accomplish nothing till the midterms.

Posted by: Hakeen Jefferies at April 05, 2026 01:37 AM (38587)

451 @visegrad24 . BREAKING:

The security forces of the Islamic regime in Iran just found the bodies of a group of Basij militia terrorists who were out looking for the downed American airman in the mountains of south-western Iran.

Looks like they ran into an American search and rescue group

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:07 AM (48JDT)

I hope they fucking mag dumped them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:39 AM (snZF9)

452 It was a good day

goodnight y'all

Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 01:41 AM (ZxPkt)

453 Nite, DB.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:42 AM (I7pZ1)

454 I hope they fucking mag dumped them.
Posted by: Berserker
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This was most satisfying to read:

434 There's video but it's mostly pieces only a couple of intact bodies.
Posted by: Braenyard

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)

455 428 @visegrad24

The Home Care Service in Sweden hired a Syrian gangster to take care of the elderly.

It ended with him recording himself abusing and torturing them while shouting “Allahu Akbar”
Posted by: Braenyard



Did they at least fire him? He'd just get re-hired in the UK but still...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 01:44 AM (Kdi1r)

456 You know, that DJ bunny looks like the energizer bunny on meth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:44 AM (I7pZ1)

457 "This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies."

eat that , blackpillers
Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (GD0B3)

They found the second F15 dude?? Frigging awesome, now they can lay waste to the whole fucking place.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:46 AM (snZF9)

458 450 Tonight I am saddened to announce the US Military and President Trump did a spectacular job with the rescue mission which I did not approve of.
...
This makes us Democrats look bad and we intend on an in-depth investigation in order to waste time and accomplish nothing till the midterms.

And-then Trump authorizes $152M for the refurbishing of Alcatraz for MSNBC's favorite UncleSourPuss as it's first, prime and perhaps only permanent resident. the bulk of the year over year operating costs being funded by the 250ft statue of Prometheus and Technology Museum also housed there as prelude to the eagle which will eat Brennan's liver daily -- and America250 can move-on beyond, rather than forWAR'd forever....



Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 01:46 AM (jrUFg)

459 My favorite jelly beans are the licorice ones.

Posted by: Frankie at April 05, 2026 01:48 AM (4hkzn)

460 Damn, I'm pouring a bourbon and raising a glass to our military. Well done people, well fucking done. Now turn the place into a hellscape.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:52 AM (snZF9)

461 Peanut butter eggs

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 01:52 AM (Ia/+0)

462 457 "This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND!

Indeed. contrast this to Bill Clinton who when the BlackHawk Down families visited the oval office he literally told them that "it was their OWN FAULT that they were dead".

I remember Judas.
That was Bill Clinton before he Disgraced his office and Betrayed us ALL.

Had he done back in '92 in Mogadishu what Somalia accomplished in a week nearly a decade later, there factually would have been no OBL, no 911, no endless forever war -- and Zelensky and noodle headed Macaroni following in his footsteps of moral corruption would never have ended up on display in carbonite for thinking that either would fare any better than Hitler or Napoleon against Russia.

forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 01:53 AM (jW61b)

463 Cheers, Berserker!

*to our military*

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

464 Cheers, Berserker!

*to our military*

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

America, Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:00 AM (snZF9)

465 and train the population to give downed aircraft a wide berth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It would also expose some remaining air defenses.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:01 AM (48JDT)

466 America, Fuck yeah!

*drinks*

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

467 It would also expose some remaining air defenses.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:01 AM (48JDT)

Yes it would. Sort of a Judas goat, if you will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:06 AM (I7pZ1)

468 I know we don't want boots on the ground, but damn I wish we would send some boogymen into iran to kill these motherfuckers in nasty ways and just leave bodies in their wake. A few dead mofos here, a few dead mofos there, nobody knows nothing, no advertising it and make the pricks think satan himself is hunting them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:09 AM (snZF9)

469 Well, it is 11:00 here, and I am getting sleepy. I plan to hit the road tomorrow for points inland in BC, and then onward to home in Alberta. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:10 AM (I7pZ1)

470 >>A few dead mofos here, a few dead mofos there, nobody knows nothing, no advertising it and make the pricks think satan himself is hunting them.
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Gee, if only we had some sooper-sekrit agency what would DO shit like that... hmmm...

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

471 'Night, AOP. Safe travels!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

472 I know we don't want boots on the ground, but damn I wish we would send some boogymen into iran to kill these motherfuckers in nasty ways and just leave bodies in their wake. A few dead mofos here, a few dead mofos there, nobody knows nothing, no advertising it and make the pricks think satan himself is hunting them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:09 AM (snZF9)

Robots, Berserker. Dressed up like djinn, ten feet tall and made of radiation. Shoot lasers from their eyeballs, and breathe fire from their noses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:13 AM (I7pZ1)

473 https://youtu.be/mWGeRgFa-hI

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)

474 A robot Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner would be a fearsome thing to turn loose in iran, LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:15 AM (I7pZ1)

475 I had no idea we found the second F15 dude. I spent most of the day in the garage making room for the latest acquisition and wasn't following the news. I didn't ride it home JQ, I actually shoehorned it into the bed of the colorado. I can't believe I got it to fit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:16 AM (snZF9)

476 A robot Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner would be a fearsome thing to turn loose in iran, LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:15 AM (I7pZ1)

Shit yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:17 AM (snZF9)

477
ROFL. I was sitting here with the Mission Control Artemis feed on in the background. I got to noticing a high pitched whine come from something and I got a-skeered some piece of hardware here was failing. After carefully listening to the actual computer case, it didn't come from that. Then I narrowed it down to the monitor, or some of the shit behind hind. High pitched little whine from some power supply dinky coil. Tons of such shit in the power adapters for the network equipment.

Then I muted the sound. That was it. There is a background whine coming from that MIssion control feed. Sheesh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 02:20 AM (w6EFb)

478 America, Fuck yeah!

*drinks*
Posted by: JQ

*chugs three PBRs*

*belches out the National Anthem*

Posted by: Miklos Kate-Smith at April 05, 2026 02:20 AM (MABMQ)

479 Good job, Bers! Glad you got the new 'baby' home!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

480 Rabbit snares for them to step in, spring loaded to yank them 20' off the ground. Crowds could gather and taunt them as they die.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:21 AM (48JDT)

481 *belches out the National Anthem*
Posted by: Miklos
---------

Wow, Miklos-- didn't know you could Belch In Tongues. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

482
And yes, they rounded out the day with more space toilet talk. Terlet is a go for the rest of the night.

They're having problems with the primary dump system apparently. It's too slow. Christina had to describe, in detail, what both the output from the primary and secondary venting nozzles looked like. The primary is "blowing chunks", she used some phrase similar to that.

When the shitter's full, Clark, you've got to dump it, and that's a slow process. They've got a go to use the thing all night, but apparently with some precautions that were discussed on the private channels. Probably TMI stuff involved, maybe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 02:24 AM (w6EFb)

483 >>Rabbit snares for them to step in, spring loaded to yank them 20' off the ground. Crowds could gather and taunt them as they die.
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Let the civilians all have a run at them, knives in hand-- death by a thousand cuts.

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

484 Wow, Miklos-- didn't know you could Belch In Tongues. LOL!
Posted by: JQ


My freshman roommate could actually belch a good portion of the National Anthem after a beer or two.

And people question the value of a college education

Posted by: Miklos leart hisself good at April 05, 2026 02:27 AM (MABMQ)

485 Good job, Bers! Glad you got the new 'baby' home!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

Yeah the tires were too old. The bike is a 1997 and the tires are original. They got more dry rot than pelosi's face. I didn;t want to risk riding it. Back roads would have been ok, but the first 3/4 of the 50 mile ride was highway, and major truck route highway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:28 AM (snZF9)

486 Hahaha, Miklos. Don't need kollidge fer that-- my older bro could belch in tongues, whole sentences, at will. He wasn't a singer, but man... can't believe the *length* of his burps. Bet he puked more than a few times while practicing the craft!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

487 My freshman roommate could actually belch a good portion of the National Anthem after a beer or two.

And people question the value of a college education

Posted by: Miklos leart hisself good at April 05, 2026 02:27 AM (MABMQ)

I had a friend who could have pissed out Lincoln's Gettysburg address in the snow after a few beers. There was another who could piss over a clothes line. He called it "doing pressure". Another could fart out the beats to music when it was playing. It was like hanging out with the dudes from animal house.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:37 AM (snZF9)

488 It was like hanging out with the dudes from animal house.
Posted by: Berserker
----------

I swear-- I worked with those guys! LOL. (parts of the job that I'm not really sure I miss...)

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)

489 Hey, all. Just turning down the lights to retire, and wanted to tell you Happy Easter. He is Risen!

And the rescue teams are amazing. God bless 'em.

https://youtu.be/MAU2TgfZAcc

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - American by birth and choice at April 05, 2026 02:42 AM (/rhF0)

490 Well, I'm smoke-free again. Got another couple boxes of "step 1" patches and starting all over.

Fucking cigarettes, man...

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)

491 https://youtu.be/bm51ihfi1p4

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

492 If anyone knows who or anything about this guy or video. It's a quick 3 minutes.. I would appreciate a note. i'll catch it tomorrow. Thanks.
Good night.

https://tinyurl.com/bdd9vzwv



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:53 AM (48JDT)

493 So....I just discovered a way to send flowers to people in the hospital without having to pay exorbitant delivery fees.

Call up the gift shop, and if they have flower arrangements, order one and have it delivered to the patient's room! Best of all, you can usually get a pretty decent arrangement at a reasonable price.

Can't believe I never thought/heard of this before....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 02:57 AM (SRRAx)

494
This was something interesting I did not know. The Artemis crew is going to be the first human eyes to ever see Mare Orientale in sunlight. Look up the details, but that's a very young impact feature that's barely, just barely visible peaking on the western limb of the Moon over the full libration cycle. It's at the extreme limits of that, so seeing it edge on from earth the most possible is rare thing over a 6, if not 18 year cycle.

Apollo did not see it in sunlight, because of the timing. Apollo 17 managed to get enough earthlight to get some dim images. Early orbiters did image it, but no human eyes have seen it in full on sunlight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 02:58 AM (w6EFb)

495 Well, I'm smoke-free again. Got another couple boxes of "step 1" patches and starting all over.

Fucking cigarettes, man...

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)

I know, trust me, I know.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:59 AM (snZF9)

496
They've got a photo up. Mare Orientale is just swinging into view here:

https://is.gd/eye0q7

The Moon is upside down from our usual POV here in the north -- note Tycho is on top. Anyway, Mare Orientale is the little dark spot on the mid-right edge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 03:05 AM (w6EFb)

497 Gonna kick it this time, for sure! Damn cigarettes...

Thanks, Bers. I know you understand.

Guess I need the full-strength patches for a longer while than "recommended" because that first day of stepping down *really* left me craving in a very bad way!

Here we go again. Too bad the gum & lozenges taste so nasty (and would be nearly as expensive as smoking)! Patches take the edge off, so that's nice.

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)

498 Oh no, I need to get to bed. Need to get up early tomorrow..

G'night, all. Blessed Easter to you!

<3

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 03:11 AM (rdVOm)

499
Note by "very young", I mean 3.7B years old. It's the younger YUGE impact basin, and the most well preserved. It's a reference for impact processes and all that.

One of the planetary geologists, present at press conference who trained the crew on Moon geology and geography was nearly squeeing at the thought of human eyes seeing Mare Orientale for the first time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 03:14 AM (w6EFb)

500 Try lozenges or a vape.

I always found the patch actually made cravings worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 03:36 AM (bss/y)

501 One of the planetary geologists, present at press conference who trained the crew on Moon geology and geography was nearly squeeing at the thought of human eyes seeing Mare Orientale for the first time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 03:14 AM (w6EFb)

It's only the first time if you don't count the Nazi flying saucer base there.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 03:42 AM (gTyJl)

502 I was going to tell an off-color joke about why Christ isn't Kosher for Passover, but Doof and TRex beat me to it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (n9ltV)
-

Leaven help you!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 03:52 AM (Y+4g7)

503 Tech thread has arrived!

Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (MbRpR)

504 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (fNISR)

505 Thank you, runner!
post 265+

Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:15 AM (fNISR)

Music Thread: -- Open Thread -- Music Thread -- Open Thread

backwoodscrocs.jpg

So Garrett fancies himself a backwoodsman! I wonder what he uses the rope for?

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Yes, Red Sox fans are vile, but...


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Yes, this is mostly symbolic, but I think there are other, more important issues that I wish the President would focus on before he tries to fix college sports, which has been crooked since almost the beginning.

President Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting 'Illegal' NIL Payments, Seeks To Limit Number Of Transfers

Some of the key topics included in the new order try to curtail NIL collectives, along with allowing players to have five years to play five seasons. But, one of the most drastic changes was the committee who helped write this executive order helping implement a change to the transfer process.

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1 Music

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:37 PM (V4IXI)

2 Lumbersexual music for rustic merrymaking!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 07:37 PM (kpS4V)

3 I hate NIL.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (V4IXI)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Saw NextGeneration Leahy at beginning of week. They don’t appear to have a new CD out with this iteration of kids. Still, for Canadians, not bad Celtic music with a twist.

Posted by: epador at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (TRnzq)

6 NIL reminded me of one of my favorite movies when I was young because I was a basketball player.

One on One .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (V4IXI)

7 You gotta admit, Garrett always sports appropriate footwear. That's a plus!

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (oftw2)

8 They may Boo them at the BB Game, but they will reelect them or an idiot that is worse ..........

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (/Uzmo)

9 Johnny Cash, "Lumberjack":

https://tinyurl.com/2p9358r

"A man's gotta be a lot tougher than the timber he's cuttin'"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (kpS4V)

10 Garrett's woodsy footwear has paracord and a pocket for condoms....

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

11 After discussions on the Cure on another thread I was going to download the Best of the Cure but I only liked half of the songs on the album.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (V4IXI)

12 There were 18 songs on the album. And it was Cures greatest hits though Robert Smith selected the playlist.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (V4IXI)

13 Bugs are gonna love Garrett's woodsy footwear.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (Q+gd/)

14 The Gore-Tex uppers are kind of a waste, tbh

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 07:51 PM (h7ZuX)

15 So Garrett fancies himself a backwoodsman! I wonder what he uses the rope for?

ace is teaching him Endorian shibari

Posted by: Such a knotty boy at April 04, 2026 07:52 PM (TbWk/)

16 youtu.be/7RXr3sGiHbo

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!! I'm at work and the TV in the office doesn't have TBS so no Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (Kdi1r)

17 Re Boston -- Why are they booing? They voted both of those cunts into office.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (XMwZJ)

18 Evening, CBD and musical horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (I7pZ1)

19 Before I changed the channel, the previous shift had CNN on. Apparently the WAR is causing HUGE price increases. Unprecedented in American History!! I changed the channel to college baseball.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (Kdi1r)

20 Boston -- Why are they booing? They voted both of those cunts into office.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (XMwZJ)

It's more than a feeling.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (V4IXI)

21 I've always thought of the Hallelulah Chorus as kind of a Easter song:

https://youtu.be/pRhjWdr-LAA

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (PMi3m)

22 Re Boston -- Why are they booing? They voted both of those cunts into office.
Posted by: Angzarr
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The demographic that attends baseball games is not the demographic that voted in those cunts.
This being Boston, a Democrat machine run city, it's highly likely that the demographic that voted in those cunts is both fraudulent and imaginary.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (0r3iH)

23 I like Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (FrGmf)

24 Before I changed the channel, the previous shift had CNN on. Apparently the WAR is causing HUGE price increases. Unprecedented in American History!! I changed the channel to college baseball.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (Kdi1r)

Once the Iran war is over, the bottom will fall out of the pistachio market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (I7pZ1)

25 https://tinyurl.com/4unmf7hp

On the Nature of Daylight by Max Richter. From the score of the film "Hamnet". Beautifully haunting piece of music.

Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)

26 My favorite song is "Good Time Charlies Got the Blues".

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2026 08:01 PM (LjEfn)

27 Happy Easter, all. Completely by happenstance, I recently discovered a sub-genre of pop music known as Beach Music. I guess it was quite popular along the Eastern seaboard in the late 60's and early 70's. One if the most successful groups was Bill Deal and The Rondels. Being a fan of harmonies, I really took to their sound and style. Check out the drummer/vocalist Ammon Tharp. Dude has a set of pipes. For what it's worth, here's a little sample medley of three of their hits. Warning: the quality is not great.

https://tinyurl.com/y5v8pxev

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:03 PM (ceJ0R)

28 Shag music, Notorious BFD. I'm not being sarcastic. It is big and real in the Carolinas.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:06 PM (FrGmf)

29 21 I've always thought of the Hallelulah Chorus as kind of a Easter song:

https://youtu.be/pRhjWdr-LAA
Posted by: tankdemon



I believe Handel's 'Messiah' is chronological.

Worthy is the Lamb- youtu.be/vCcGqMHndxo

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:06 PM (Kdi1r)

30 https://tinyurl.com/4unmf7hp

On the Nature of Daylight by Max Richter. From the score of the film "Hamnet". Beautifully haunting piece of music.
Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)
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Used in "Interstellar" too. Beautiful.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)

31 Brain Salad Surgery was an awesome album - and the album cover popularized the work of HR Giger like nothing else could.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 08:10 PM (pFJNq)

32 Shag music, Notorious BFD. I'm not being sarcastic. It is big and real in the Carolinas.

Yeah, forgot to add that. I guess it is known under both labels. Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:12 PM (ceJ0R)

33 Hubby had an HR Giger Screensaver with Debbie Harry back in the day, I recall.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:12 PM (FrGmf)

34 Wait wait wait.

From a comment from last thread, am I correct in believing Berserker that you have never had biscuits and gravy?

How is that possible?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

35 Wait wait wait.

From a comment from last thread, am I correct in believing Berserker that you have never had biscuits and gravy?

How is that possible?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

He has been to MoMee's. Kind of like going to Boston and not getting scrod.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:15 PM (I7pZ1)

36 16 youtu.be/7RXr3sGiHbo

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!! I'm at work and the TV in the office doesn't have TBS so no Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM

It's also on TNT.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (rbKZ6)

37 Wait wait wait.

From a comment from last thread, am I correct in believing Berserker that you have never had biscuits and gravy?

How is that possible?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)

38 I had biscuits and gravy in some hipster cafe in Port Angeles WA last Monday. It was vile. The white gravy was rife with chopped green onions, and seasoned with fennel. Tasted like gasoline. It's comfort food, people. Keep it simple, don't fuck it up!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (I7pZ1)

39 Oops, sorry! It's on TruTV.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (rbKZ6)

40 Yeah, forgot to add that. I guess it is known under both labels. Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:12 PM (ceJ0R)

They still have annual Shag weeks at Ocean Drive Beach (North Myrtle Beach) Not my scene, but I've been there visiting family. They seem to have fun.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (FrGmf)

41 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)

Thats just... I mean... damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

42 Brain Salad Surgery was an awesome album - and the album cover popularized the work of HR Giger like nothing else could.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Complete with a phallus placed not so discretely on the cover.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 04, 2026 08:19 PM (G+z7f)

43 Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM

It's also on TNT.
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (rbKZ6)

Final four what? Horses in the race, destined to become dog food?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (I7pZ1)

44 " I hate NIL.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg "

Nine Inch Lagbolts?

Posted by: Hardware Fan at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

45 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)


Your kind isn't welcome here...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (n9ltV)

46 The white gravy was rife with chopped green onions, and seasoned with fennel. Tasted like gasoline. It's comfort food, people. Keep it simple, don't fuck it up!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (I7pZ1)

I love onions. I love biscuits and gravy.

I never even contemplated mixing them. Why?

Choice of sausage.
Flour.
Whole milk.
Salt and Pepper.

Infinite variations on that theme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

47 And probably the best remade biscuits are the southern style Pillsbury. I do not get the layered biscuit fascination. I don't peel a biscuit. I break it in half longways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (zZu0s)

48 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

I'm not the one who ruined a perfectly good deviled egg recipe. ( I'm not a ranch dressing fan either)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (V4IXI)

49 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI

Shreveport?

(You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Wmg4n)

50 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)

Your kind isn't welcome here...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (n9ltV)

Spirit of the staircase: 'Please, sir! There are women and children present!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

51 I'm not the one who ruined a perfectly good deviled egg recipe. ( I'm not a ranch dressing fan either)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (V4IXI)

They came out damn tasty. I did not have any mayo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

52 I recently discovered a sub-genre of pop music known as Beach Music. I guess it was quite popular along the Eastern seaboard in the late 60's and early 70's. One if the most successful groups was Bill Deal and The Rondels. Being a fan of harmonies, I really took to their sound and style. Check out the drummer/vocalist Ammon Tharp. Dude has a set of pipes. For what it's worth, here's a little sample medley of three of their hits. Warning: the quality is not great.

https://tinyurl.com/y5v8pxev
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:03 PM

I grew up on beach/shag music in the 70s in NC. I still love it and have a whole playlist of it. The Embers and Chairmen of the Board were very popular live performers. Beach Music festivals were very common in these parts.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:25 PM (rbKZ6)

53 Shreveport?

(You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Wmg4n)

Hah.

West of New Orleans where proper gumbo is . made.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (V4IXI)

54 I had biscuits and gravy in some hipster cafe in Port Angeles WA last Monday. It was vile. The white gravy was rife with chopped green onions, and seasoned with fennel. Tasted like gasoline. It's comfort food, people. Keep it simple, don't fuck it up!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (I7pZ1)


That is just...wrong. Green onions? Fennel? WTF? Hipsters ruin everything.

Brown the sausage. Add flour to the meat and grease. Add milk or cream. Season with pepper and Slap Ya Mama. Ladel the precious over biscuits. Happy Ending.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (FrGmf)

55 If you don't have any sausage, squirrel brains are a suitable substitute.

Posted by: Biscuits and gravy recipes at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

56 36 16 youtu.be/7RXr3sGiHbo

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!! I'm at work and the TV in the office doesn't have TBS so no Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM

It's also on TNT.
Posted by: Moonbeam



Which also isn't available at work. :-(

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (Kdi1r)

57 39 Oops, sorry! It's on TruTV.
Posted by: Moonbeam



A nope on that too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (Kdi1r)

58 Brown the sausage. Add flour to the meat and grease. Add milk or cream. Season with pepper and Slap Ya Mama. Ladel the precious over biscuits. Happy Ending.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (FrGmf)

This woman gets it.

No mention of roux. As it should be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

59 I don't think I've ever heard this Carolina shag music. Tagging for tomorrow morning, when I the house will be quiet and I can give it a listen.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (h7ZuX)

60 They came out damn tasty. I did not have any mayo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

I'm sure they did. I'm just lashing back😀

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (V4IXI)

61 https://www.westwoodonesports.com/ listen to final 4 maybe?

Posted by: Steck at April 04, 2026 08:29 PM (LlRQB)

62 47 And probably the best remade biscuits are the southern style Pillsbury. I do not get the layered biscuit fascination. I don't peel a biscuit. I break it in half longways.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM

More layers for the butter!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:29 PM (rbKZ6)

63 If you don't have any sausage, squirrel brains are a suitable substitute.
Posted by: Biscuits and gravy recipes at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

Mammaw would often just use her ever present butter tub of sausage/bacon grease and put the flour in that. Better than anything I can make. I need to start capturing grease.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

64 Has to be 35th time I watch Wizard of Oz

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)

65 I don't think I've ever heard this Carolina shag music. Tagging for tomorrow morning, when I the house will be quiet and I can give it a listen.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (h7ZuX)

I tried listening to it on this laptop. Audio just terrible to my admittedly bad ears. And for some reason, all the Ewetoob "suggestions" on the sidebar were the worst sort of clickbait crap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:32 PM (I7pZ1)

66 How much bacon/sausage grease mixture? Fuck if I know. The woman never measured anything. Always came out exactly the same way.

That lady was born to cook.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

67 UConn men came through. Women losing yesterday already made the Jordan's Furniture money bach schtick moot.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 08:32 PM (sl73Y)

68 I think most commercials/ads are AI generated nowadays. Would anybody care? Anyway, just look at one and think "Is that AI?" You will start questioning everything.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

69 Dash my lace wigs, Carolina shag music is smooth and enjoyable. Very 60s. There was an 80s movie with Phoebe Cates called Shag.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (FrGmf)

70 Local place does what it calls biscuits and gravy. It's cream of mushroom soup.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

71 Has to be 35th time I watch Wizard of Oz
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)

I'm not at that many but at least a dozen times. And even after all those times I never noticed the scarecrow had a gun when they were in the haunted forest until it was pointed out to me.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:35 PM (V4IXI)

72 UConn's head coach blew a gasket yesterday. He's a bit of an ass anyway. Good to see him confirm that, not that I'm a fan of the harpy coach for South Carolina.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:35 PM (Kdi1r)

73 I think Bill Deal is native to Portsmouth, VA area. Yup, born in Portsmouth died in Virginia Beach in 2003.

Posted by: Mel's Rockpile at April 04, 2026 08:36 PM (oftw2)

74 I intended to post the other night on the ONT featuring Fox On the Run. That's probably my favorite bluegrass song.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (ndZc7)

75 >>Saw NextGeneration Leahy at beginning of week. They don’t appear to have a new CD out with this iteration of kids. Still, for Canadians, not bad Celtic music with a twist.

Posted by: epador at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM

One of the best concerts I've seen was Natalie MacMaster maybe twenty years ago. The woman was a whirlwind of fiddling and dancing and had given birth about 6 months before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lGC3uPaZ1o

Natalie, Donnell Leahy and Mary Frances Leahy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYX6scSSyVs

Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (98kQX)

76 Tennessee beat LSU in the college baseball game I was watching. Arizona/ASU next up. At least my overlords allow some sports on the TV (ESPN/Fox Sports)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (Kdi1r)

77 69 Dash my lace wigs, Carolina shag music is smooth and enjoyable. Very 60s. There was an 80s movie with Phoebe Cates called Shag.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (FrGmf)

I'll probably love it. Need something to freshen up the Spotify.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (h7ZuX)

78 Re Shag

Kind of doowop-y.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

79 Local place does what it calls biscuits and gravy. It's cream of mushroom soup.
Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

Deport. Denaturalize if you have to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

80 53 Shreveport?

(You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Wmg4n)

Hah.

West of New Orleans where proper gumbo is . made.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at

So many good memories in Breaux Bridge, of all places. And yes, you are correct.

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:39 PM (OoFl2)

81 I've always liked small combo jazz: Brubeck, Vince Guaraldi, Diana Krall, etc. Recently found a channel on YT, Dhara Jazz. Bass, guitar, drums and one female vocalist who actually sounds like a mature woman, not Minnie Mouse. Their version of "It was a Very Good Year", smoky and intimate, is so much better than Sinatra's orchestral arrangement. Worth listening to.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (yTvNw)

82 Mushroom soup? That's biscuits and gross.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

83 That sounds like something they would do where they put carrots in chili.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

84 That sounds like something they would do where they put carrots in chili.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

85 The blog hamsters were disgusted by that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

86 Mushroom soup? That's biscuits and gross.
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)
----
It's the best way to capture hobbits.

They go crazy for mushroom soup...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 08:43 PM (ESVrU)

87 Brain Salad Surgery was an awesome album - and the album cover popularized the work of HR Giger like nothing else could.
Posted by: Tom Servo

When I sold off my LP collection Brain Salad Surgery brought some pretty good $$. That copy was damn near brand new as my original was fed to the party gods during the Great Dorm Room Fire of 1974.

Who'da thought macrame' candle holders, posters covering the walls, and a parachute tacked to the ceiling could have contributed to it. (We had the music so loud we didn't hear the fire alarm)

Good times, good times. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 08:44 PM (cYBz/)

88 If we keep this up, we'll have to talk about music in tomorrow's food thread.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:44 PM (h7ZuX)

89 59 I don't think I've ever heard this Carolina shag music. Tagging for tomorrow morning, when I the house will be quiet and I can give it a listen.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (h7ZuX)


This will give you a good start:

https://tinyurl.com/3dn5j2w5

But 60s beach music was a bit different from that of the 70s. It was more similar to the crooner stylings of the 50s, while 70s beach started to sound more modern. The beat of the songs and the shag dance is what held them together.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:45 PM (rbKZ6)

90 "They go crazy for mushroom soup...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

I had some mushroom soup in college. What a trip. I can see how it could make you crazy.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

91 Is beach music better than yacht rock?

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM (Q+gd/)

92 I'll probably love it. Need something to freshen up the Spotify.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (h7ZuX)
78 Re Shag

Kind of doowop-y.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)


Shag music makes me think of Dr Hook songs from the 70s. Of a certain time and place. Not what I want to hear all the time, but nice listening sometimes.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:48 PM (FrGmf)

93 Mushroom soup? That's biscuits and gross.
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

Would actually be a step up from the fennel-laden shite I got in PA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:48 PM (I7pZ1)

94 It's an open thread. You know what I know is not AI? Old game shows. There is no way they could make those old Match Games with grabby Gene nowadays.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

95 So Garrett fancies himself a backwoodsman! I wonder what he uses the rope for?

ace is teaching him Endorian shibari
Posted by: Such a knotty boy


I saw Endorian Shibari open for If These Trees Could Talk at The Star Loft in 2016.

https://youtu.be/thz_JqagxRU

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

96 What if all those St Jude commercials were AI? Would it matter?

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

97
Denaturalize if you have to.

That makes alcohol undrinkable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++)

98 I own a pair of clogs that look like Crocs, but they do not have, and never did have, those faggy straps on them. Nor any kind of name on them. They have lasted for 14 years, so far, and are very comfortable. I use them as slippers, and at the beach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:52 PM (I7pZ1)

99 Several days ago, a Donk congresscritter posted this.

In a now deleted post, Rep. Susie Lee (D-NV) said of President Trump going to SCOTUS this morning:
"So fucking fucked up. I'll pray they fuck him to his face."

(She ran as a bipartisan consensus builder.)

Made me think of the old Dion song, Runaround Sue.

Now listen people what I'm telling you
A-keep away from-a Fuck Face Sue, yeah

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 08:53 PM (ndZc7)

100 Local place does what it calls biscuits and gravy. It's cream of mushroom soup.
Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

Deport. Denaturalize if you have to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

=====

Dismember

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 04, 2026 08:53 PM (gpQ8/)

101 Endorian Shibari.

You people are evil. Why thats like thinking of Lena Dunham in only cords.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

102 Is beach music better than yacht rock?

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM


Better is subjective. Yacht rock makes me think of Christopher Cross. Or Loggins and Messina. Beach music is a subcategory of bands like Chairmen of the Board. Or Band of Oz.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:54 PM (FrGmf)

103 Now I have run around sue in my head. Fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

104 Pablo Cruise is yacht rock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:55 PM (I7pZ1)

105 Music Thread: -- Open Thread -- Music Thread -- Open Thread --- The Indecision Thread? [flips coin] Music!

Woke up the other morning with the earworm "Please don't let me be misunderstood" and ended up searching for versions on YooToob. I found

Nina Simome - almost kinda good
https://youtu.be/JS8LWRCS6do

Cindy Lauper Live - why do women always try too hard?
https://youtu.be/-XvHy4PY_dg

Santa Esmeralda, the unbuttoned disco version
https://youtu.be/uvXeeus94GY

Ozzy Osbourne unreleased track - I see why
https://youtu.be/ASHuUC3DJAc

Yusuf / old Cat Stevens - he did have a good voice, but
https://youtu.be/qXL0ow4-sR0

Some of those mess with the pacing. Some mess with the simple lyrics: "Life has it's problems and I've got my share" fits with the "like any other one" and "I'm just a man" theme. Making it "I've got MORE THAN my share" is just hoobris or something. Nope nope nope.

So…

Eric Burdon and the Animals - still the best version
https://youtu.be/YMDrTMnm1IE

Posted by: mindful webworker - with a joy that's hard to hide at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (/rhF0)

106 Quick, deploy the emergency Shirelles.

https://youtu.be/Y2e8B2CmicQ?
si=Q14zXJgE4AEFqCQX

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

107 Pitch perfect Brit pop song.

But the band is .... Chinese.

https://youtu.be/t-OJqzpu8ps

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (f0sNM)

108 A better beach song to have in you head

https://tinyurl.com/mpfxs4ak

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (FrGmf)

109 What I learned today.

John Lennon faced a plagiarism lawsuit over "Come Together" due to its similarities to Chuck Berry’s song "You Can’t Catch Me," which was settled out of court.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (ndZc7)

110 Yacht rock makes me think of Christopher Cross. -- BarelyScaryMary

This is a plot point of that Substance parallel show, "The Beauty".
Cross was, as you may know (or, if over 29, remember) big. Sold platinum. Even I remember hearing a lot of his stuff on the radio although as a very young boy I didn't much like it.
Then Cross vanished. Poof! I didn't hear any more of his songs. And his older songs got shifted over to the fossil stations. "A thousand thousand slimy things lived on, and so did [he]."
"The Beauty" suggests that was because he showed up on TV to sing his own stuff and he was short and ugly. The young(ish) women watching would rather watch George Michael.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)

111 What's Jimmy Buffet music?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (V4IXI)

112 Well, earlier I was seized by an impulse to go out and wash the inside of the windows on the Suburban, but I resisted valiantly, and overcame it. But I did take it to the tire shop this morning, and got a slow leak fixed in a front tire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (I7pZ1)

113 Posted by: mindful webworker - with a joy that's hard to hide at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (/rhF0)

Interesting study. I like the Eric Burden version. Might like Nina Simone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (h7ZuX)

114 TV killed the radio star.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

115 108 A better beach song to have in you head

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (FrGmf)

Ah, I do love this one. Is this considered shag?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:02 PM (h7ZuX)

116 Aetius451AD, I'm unsure I believe that (or The Beauty), on account Phil Collins then went on to own the 1980s, despite looking absolutely bald and hideous.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (gKWVE)

117 Happen to come across one of my Clint Black CDs. It reminded me how much I like western (or Texas) swing. It makes me think of real country music, not the quasi-rock stuff played on the local country station.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (yTvNw)

118 91 Is beach music better than yacht rock?
Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM

For the most part, beach music is dance music. The Shag is the dance that pairs with beach music.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (rbKZ6)

119 Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)

I thought he looked like a regular kind of guy. Women thought he was ugly? Looking at his photos now he looks like Chris Pratt's less attractive brother.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:05 PM (V4IXI)

120 Aetius451AD, I'm unsure I believe that (or The Beauty), on account Phil Collins then went on to own the 1980s, despite looking absolutely bald and hideous.
Posted by: gKWVE

Works for me!!

Posted by: Stephen Tyler at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (cYBz/)

121 Happen to come across one of my Clint Black CDs. It reminded me how much I like western (or Texas) swing. It makes me think of real country music, not the quasi-rock stuff played on the local country station.
Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (yTvNw)

https://youtu.be/Cde5bhjXD5w?
si=F-nIal_bJE8C9Gad

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

122 Ah, I do love this one. Is this considered shag?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:02 PM (h7ZuX)

I don't think it is shag music per se. But it was one I heard a lot growing up in SC in even into the 80s. It was a popular song even then. I'm sure plenty of people shagged to it 😆

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (FrGmf)

123 I used to love college sports, and basketball in particular, having played, but I haven't watched a basketball game in years. Still semi-interested in college football, but it's waning. All due to the one-and-done/NIL goat rope. That being said, Trump and his executive orders are pissing in the wind. Maybe the president needs to worry about some other things. Oh, I forgot. Multi-tasking. Piss off.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (QaH55)

124 “TV killed the radio star.”

Someone here recently posted the odd fact that the keyboard player in that original video had no connection to the band at all, but in fact was a young Hans Zimmer. (Who went on to become a well known composer)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (pFJNq)

125 Ric Ocrasek and Lyle Lovett.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (V4IXI)

126 Why not bust up the NCAA while fighting Iran and watching a new moonshot?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (BI5O2)

127 I never got into Genesis, just something on the radio

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (Ia/+0)

128 I'm sure plenty of people shagged to it 😆
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (FrGmf)

No doubt!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (h7ZuX)

129 Completely by happenstance, I recently discovered a sub-genre of pop music known as Beach Music. I guess it was quite popular along the Eastern seaboard in the late 60's and early 70's.…
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Was that what one listened to with one's "beach friends"? Or, wait, was that a West Coast thing?

Googoyl Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for those too young to get the reference.

Posted by: mindful webworker - boof at April 04, 2026 09:09 PM (/rhF0)

130 115 108 A better beach song to have in you head

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (FrGmf)

Ah, I do love this one. Is this considered shag?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:02 PM


This is one of my all-time favorites:

https://tinyurl.com/46h5ka6e

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:11 PM (rbKZ6)

131 Googoyl Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for those too young to get the reference.
Posted by: mindful webworker - boof at April 04, 2026 09:09 PM (/rhF0)

That was like 6 years ago! I don't think too many toddlers except TJM hang out on AOSHQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

132 And sometimes, Youtube throws things into my recommendations just to mess with me. Not sure what this is. 80s new-wave shoegaze mathrock? From Sweden?

https://youtu.be/MfHM82gzv7k

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:12 PM (VHUov)

133 111 What's Jimmy Buffet music?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (V4IXI)

Drunk Caribean Rock and Roll.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (suTS9)

134 Googoyl Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for those too young to get the reference.
Posted by: mindful webworker - boof at April 04, 2026 09:09 PM (/rhF0)

"Googoyl" Heh! You are an artist, Mindful. Create some images of Googoyles, chimerical beasts with their beaks up peoples' butt cracks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (I7pZ1)

135 The Shirelles has got me in a ewetub spiral.

The Ronettes.

https://youtu.be/NnWOBMQhNBQ?
si=CMrJsJgfm4kN76dK

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

136 Cole Chaney

youtu.be/GyJYGNdFyts

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 09:14 PM (Kdi1r)

137 I can't watch YouTube video on this thing, so I can't see what song it is, but I love the Ronettes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (BI5O2)

138 Drunk Caribean Rock and Roll.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (suTS9)

With a fair chunk of country thrown in, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (I7pZ1)

139 This is one of my all-time favorites:

https://tinyurl.com/46h5ka6e

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:11 PM (rbKZ6)


Oh wow! I remember this song from growing up in SC. It was a good one. Thanks!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (FrGmf)

140 Beech Music? Wouldn't that classified as Poplar music? Or is more like a Sousa Larch?

Posted by: Guy who misheard at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (vFG9F)

141 Shreveport?

(You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026
*
Hah.

West of New Orleans where proper gumbo is . made.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026


***
Shreveport? Dat's way way up nawth.
( -- Justin Wilson)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (wzUl9)

142 That was like 6 years ago! I don't think too many toddlers except TJM hang out on AOSHQ.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Heh, yeah, that was the subtle humor. I was going to say it outright, but didn't want to deprive you of the chance. 😏

Posted by: mindful webworker - all play and no work at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (/rhF0)

143 It reminded me how much I like western (or Texas) swing. It makes me think of real country music, not the quasi-rock stuff played on the local country station.
Posted by: JTB

Had a buddy who'd fight over calling a specific style of 'Western' music by (his) proper name:

Cowboy/Western, western swing, Honky-Tonk, Bakersfield sound, heavy western/cowboy, texas country-Red Dirt, New Mexico-southwestern, outlaw country, Cowboy/Western Revival, Nashville Sound, or Western Harmony.

I can't tell you what makes them different but sometimes, I can hear it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

144 These days, commercial "country" radio is more quasi-rap or quasi-hiphop than anything else, and sucks mightily as a result.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:20 PM (I7pZ1)

145 Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

Rock
Metal
Heavy Metal
Speed Metal
Thrash Metal

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:20 PM (V4IXI)

146 I can't tell you what makes them different but sometimes, I can hear it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

True. Not familiar with some of those, like New Mex or Western Harmony, but I associate Bakersfield sound with my childhood (lookin at you, Buck Owens and Hee-Haw).

Now I have to go down this rabbit hole.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:22 PM (h7ZuX)

147 Shreveport? Dat's way way up nawth.
( -- Justin Wilson)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (wzUl9)

North of Turkey Creek? Yankee...

At least, that's what the guys in Ville Platte say....

Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (j10i6)

148 I almost always play Pixy 's video which then stsrt showing up on my YouTube.
Oddly Ace had Wet Leg once somewhere and besides it showing up heard it on a modern radio station a week or so ago.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (Ia/+0)

149 Cowboy/Western, western swing, Honky-Tonk, Bakersfield sound, heavy western/cowboy, texas country-Red Dirt, New Mexico-southwestern, outlaw country, Cowboy/Western Revival, Nashville Sound, or Western Harmony.

I can't tell you what makes them different but sometimes, I can hear it.
Posted by: Tonypete


Sounds like the subgenres of metal. That's nu-metal, that's technical death metal, that's progressive metal, that's blackgaze, that's kawaii metal, that's.....

I think there are more metal genres than there are metal bands.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (VHUov)

150 Had a buddy who'd fight over calling a specific style of 'Western' music by (his) proper name…
Posted by: Tonypete


Obligatory Blues Brothers
https://youtu.be/0UVNvoU_Qp8

Posted by: mindful webworker - two fried chickens and a coke at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (/rhF0)

151 91 Is beach music better than yacht rock?
Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM (Q+gd/)

----------

Reggae would appear like Godzilla and crush beach music like a flimsy office building.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (JkO4W)

152 I can't watch YouTube video on this thing, so I can't see what song it is, but I love the Ronettes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (BI5O2)

Be My Baby.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

153 Merle Haggard.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (LHPAg)

154 139- Oh wow! I remember this song from growing up in SC. It was a good one. Thanks!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM

Do you remember Crazy Zack's? We used to go to the one in Raleigh all the time and occasionally made it down to the one at OD. But I think there was another more popular place for dancing down there?

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (rbKZ6)

155 At least, that's what the guys in Ville Platte say....
Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (j10i6

The car that crashed into a parade today happened in New Iberia.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)

156 The car that crashed into a parade today happened in New Iberia.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)

Driving while muslim?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:26 PM (I7pZ1)

157 This is one of my favorite songs. For a lot of reasons.

https://tinyurl.com/4sawac5h

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:26 PM (FrGmf)

158 I liked the fiddler in the Texas Playboys who had the big stogie when he played.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:27 PM (BI5O2)

159 I've been listening to Toby Kieth's Greatest Hits. There's a lot of them. That's Oklahoma honky tonk music.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:27 PM (V4IXI)

160 Driving while muslim?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:26 PM (I7pZ1)

I don't think so. I don't think even a Muslim would voluntarily live in New Iberia. I think the exact location may have been Broussard though.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:29 PM (V4IXI)

161 The car that crashed into a parade today happened in New Iberia.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)

I tried not to go further south than Opelousas, but found myself in New Iberia once...can't say I am surprised.

Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 09:30 PM (j10i6)

162 I've always liked small combo jazz: Brubeck, Vince Guaraldi, Diana Krall, etc. Recently found a channel on YT, Dhara Jazz. Bass, guitar, drums and one female vocalist
Posted by: JTB


How big can a jazz combo be and still be a small combo? Add keyboards and four saxophones to the guitar/bass/drums?

https://youtu.be/lHtZr8PE_Io

If that's not "small," anything with Senri Kawaguchi on drums is still worth a watch/listen. I think she lives her whole life at 150% speed.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:31 PM (VHUov)

163 I never got into Genesis, just something on the radio
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (Ia/+0)
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My algorithm fed it to me and now I can't stop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:33 PM (RIvkX)

164 I wore out the grooves on my Brain Salad Surgery album. Not sure kids know what wearing out the grooves means.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (3ZVqj)

165 Thx CBD. Evening all.
Forbert's Jackrabbit Slim is a good bit of music. Still have album but no turntable.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (19SAM)

166 To be clear, pre-1976 Genesis

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (RIvkX)

167 https://youtube.com/shorts/sGAF61QxV_k?si=zWjN9-cmPDswvweN

Posted by: fred durst at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (jrgJz)

168 I imagine there are sub genres of Polka music too.

I mean, The Shmenges are not the same as Frank Yankovic and His Yanks.

Grok says: Slavic Styles (Polish-American, Chicago Style and Eastern Style). Slovenian-American Polka (often called Cleveland Style) Frankie Yankovic is the biggest name here. Cleveland has long been called "America’s Polka Capital." Czech-American Polka (including Czexan or Texas Czech style): Found in rural Midwest and especially Texas/Nebraska. Germanic Styles: also called Dutchman Style or "Oompah". Southwestern Styles: Mexican-American Polka, Papago-Pima Polka: A Native American variation in the Southwest with unique adaptations.

I'll bet.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (cYBz/)

169 Do you remember Crazy Zack's? We used to go to the one in Raleigh all the time and occasionally made it down to the one at OD. But I think there was another more popular place for dancing down there?

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (rbKZ6)


No, I don't recall that club. My Grandma lived in Myrtle Beach when I was a teenager in the 80s. Later on, family bought a condo in OD. I remember the music though!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:39 PM (FrGmf)

170 [flips coin again: Open thread]

Another plug for the mindful 2003 comic webwork, Jerusalem Report, kinda steampunk cartoonish speculation on the Deep State media of the day reporting and misreporting on the events of one amazing week.

Page 1 of 7 linked in nic.

Takes some liberties, but respectfully, with the Gospel accounts, so I suppose not recommended for the easily offended doctrinaire.

A sample panel, if you want a peek
https://bit.ly/jeru-report-two-brothers

Characters based on this painting
https://bit.ly/melcher-2-brothers

Posted by: mindful webworker - he was right there! at April 04, 2026 09:39 PM (/rhF0)

171 I’ve binged The Pixies discography, they really were a unique band.

Even though a lot of bands aped their style, no one could really match them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:39 PM (XV/Pl)

172 A Native American variation in the Southwest with unique adaptations.

I'll bet.
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Elizabeth Warren remembers doing that one with the tribal elders when she was three.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 09:40 PM (JkO4W)

173 >>> Some of the key topics included in the new order try to curtail NIL collectives, along with allowing players to have five years to play five seasons.

Let the Free Market rule.
Not that anybody ever really believed there wasn't shenanigans in college sports.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 09:40 PM (/lPRQ)

174 What's Jimmy Buffet music?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (V4IXI)

Drunk Caribean Rock and Roll.
Posted by: Reforger

For some bizarre reason the have named A1A (in Florida) the Jimmy Buffet Memorial Highway. I know the guy had like two songs and there are some bars around here that play them in an endless loop... even worse with a Jimmy Buffet Memorial Band.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)

175 Prejean’s in Lafayette, LA for duck andouille gumbo

Posted by: Javems at April 04, 2026 09:48 PM (OhQS6)

176 Thx CBD. Evening all.
Forbert's Jackrabbit Slim is a good bit of music. Still have album but no turntable.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I thought Forbert was going to be a huge success. I loved his music back in the day. I guess you never know.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 04, 2026 09:49 PM (Lo97M)

177 Buffets got 9 Platinum records, by contrast, Frank Zappa has zero Platinum records.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)

178 Come Monday was an OK Jimmy Buffett song.

If I hear Margarritaville again, I'll stab someone. That is
one painful ass song. There'll be a woman to blame. I'll own it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:50 PM (FrGmf)

179 Jimmy Buffet built that Lost Shaker of Salt into an empire of crappy tourist restaurants and bottom- tier cruises.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 09:50 PM (JkO4W)

180 Jimmy Buffet built that Lost Shaker of Salt into an empire of crappy tourist restaurants and bottom- tier cruises.
Posted by: Cicero

Don't forget his senior retirement spots.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:51 PM (cYBz/)

181 OK, back on my phone with YT...

The Crystals:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cnRm-D4t1I

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:52 PM (BI5O2)

182 So, if Radiohead were Russian.....

https://youtu.be/kGHp2Ita5R8

"OK Computer" Radiohead, not "Pablo Honey" Radiohead.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:52 PM (VHUov)

183 The first time Cher sang on a record was on Da Doo Ron Ron by the Ronettes in 1963. Back up.

Posted by: You Can Hear Her at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (oftw2)

184 162 ... "How big can a jazz combo be and still be a small combo? Add keyboards and four saxophones to the guitar/bass/drums?"

I usually think of small combo as no more than five. Percussion, guitar, bass, keyboard, maybe a sax. (I grew up hearing Dave Brubeck.) Some songs might add a flute. Thinking of Van Morrison's Moondance or Herbie Mann.

Just my opinion based on nothing official.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (yTvNw)

185 For some bizarre reason the have named A1A (in Florida) the Jimmy Buffet Memorial Highway. I know the guy had like two songs and there are some bars around here that play them in an endless loop... even worse with a Jimmy Buffet Memorial Band.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Kinda makes sense. You can walk into pretty much any bar with live music anywhere up and down A1A and pretty soon you're gonna hear a Jimmy Buffet song.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 04, 2026 09:56 PM (Lo97M)

186 Don't know about this 'biscuits and gravy'. It sounds kind of spartan. But 29 years ago my Army unit's mess hall had a great breakfast - you could get an omelet, some meats on the side, fried potatoes and onions, and a biscuit or two, and drown the whole thing with sausage gravy. 95 cents.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 09:57 PM (/lPRQ)

187 I'm in the Jim Breuer school of the old guy in the nursing home, tearing shit up with Slayer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

188 The first time Cher sang on a record was on Da Doo Ron Ron by the Ronettes in 1963. Back up.

Posted by: You Can Hear Her at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (oftw2)


Interesting factoid, Mr oftw2.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:58 PM (FrGmf)

189 Buffet has 8 gold records to go with his 9 platinum records.

Zappa has three gold records by contrast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

190 The first time Cher sang on a record was on Da Doo Ron Ron by the Ronettes in 1963. Back up.
Posted by: You Can Hear Her at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (oftw2)

Also the Crystals, not Ronettes. But produced by Phil Spector.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:00 PM (BI5O2)

191 Turn that noise down, and get upstairs!

ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)

192 Prejean’s in Lafayette, LA for duck andouille gumbo
Posted by: Javems at April 04, 2026 09:48 PM (OhQS6)

The Pig Stand in Ville Platte - wash it down with beers at the Kit Kat Lounge.

Good times.

Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (j10i6)

193 The Crystals:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cnRm-D4t1I
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:52 PM (BI5O2)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (zZu0s)

194 Buffet has 8 gold records to go with his 9 platinum records.

Zappa has three gold records by contrast.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

Accolades do not automatically equate talent, nor quality. I choose Zappa.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (0aYVJ)

195 Our youngest grandkid, she's 8, is learning Beethoven's "Fur Elise." A great performer, with a pitch-perfect voice, we ran "Some Like It Hot" on the screen when she was with us last week so she could see Marilyn's moves. Her name's Marilyn.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (KiBMU)

196 Prejean’s in Lafayette, LA for duck andouille gumbo
Posted by: Javems at April 04, 2026 09:48 PM (OhQS6)

Took Little there for a late lunch during our summer escape from California. Grilled oysters, and fried catfish. Crawfish was out of season, unfortunately. Abita amber was available, so all was right with the world.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (nbLIj)

197 Jimmy Buffett is a mixed bag for me. His parrot head 'popular' songs can be playful and fun but not played endlessly. His softer, ballad style songs like "Son of A Son of a Sailor" have an emotional side that is appealing. I despise the drunken/stoned fans who make his concerts into Animal House on spring break.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (yTvNw)

198 You gotta admit "livin' on sponge cake" is a great opening lyric.

"On a dark desert highway" is pretty good, too, but that ain't Buffet.

Then there's "I've been warped by the rain," maybe my all-time favorite.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 04, 2026 10:08 PM (KiBMU)

199
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
Move on.

Posted by: Buffet Wisdom at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (2Ez/1)

200 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (vTZFs)

201 I've live pretty much my whole life within a couple blocks or a few miles of A1A and I don't mind it. You even develop some kind of immunity to the music too.

I'm not a "Parrot Head" buy I am proud of my Florida Beachtown heritage.

There are far worse things and places to be associated with.

Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 03:14 AM (jstR0)

202 I have an old musical acquaintance I've known since college days that actually gigs pretty steady with a polka wedding band. They are out of Toledo.

Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 03:22 AM (jstR0)

Hobby Thread - April 4, 2026 [TRex]

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Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. It is that time of the year, a spin of the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) naturally came up with Easter as a theme for this Hobby Thread.

[Top photo: Buc-ee's Bunny]

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What are you hobbying?

As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. All (legal) hobbying is welcome. I understand that some people pay attention to military hardware, tactics and strategy as a hobby. Discussion of current military events permitted but must be made in the form of hobby commentary. Pants are optional. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.

Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.

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Didn't we do an Easter themed Hobby Thread last year at this time? Yes, yes we did. It was fun. Anyway...

Easter bunnies, baskets, eggs, chicks, etc. So many crafting possibilities. Let's talk about all of them. Any Easter projects this year? Any favorites from years past? Are you wise in the ways of Peter Cottontail?

Going to need help from the gray boxes on this one. Dinos did not have a prominent role in most scriptural accounts of the resurrection story (kind of like the nativity story). Must have gotten lost in the translations along the way. We're also a little clumsy at times which makes for perilous times if you are a bunny or a chick. A dino has to know its limits.

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Making a wood Easter bunny on a lathe:

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Turning Celtic eggs on a lathe:

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Cadbury chocolate factory:

Peeps!

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German bunny pyramid:

Get Germanized! German Easter traditions:

Rick Steves with European Easter egg traditions. Some interesting egg dying and decorating techniques here:

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We'll do an origami theme at some point, but couldn't resist including here:

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Simple and adorable:

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Does anyone raise chickens and hatch chicks for a hobby? I had wondered about doing a chicken theme but thought it might be too narrow.

This is fancy chicken coop build.

This is chick hatching on a large scale. Not a hobby, but hobbyists might be customers.

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This guy keeps outdoing himself. Great project and result. Even more impressive to make it out of pallet wood. Pallets are the wooden version of legos. With a little creativity and labor, they can be made into almost anything.

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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did a singing theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.

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Notable comments from last week:

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Words of wisdom:

"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).

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Caution - not all rabbits are peaceful. Proceed accordingly. If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute your own. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things.

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1 Happy Easter!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:32 PM (FrGmf)

2 Welcome Hobbiests and Happy Easter

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 05:33 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Only wife and me nut we did color Easter eggs yesterday

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0)

4 I made boiled eggs yesterday. There shalt be deviled eggs tomorrow.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:35 PM (FrGmf)

5 I read the content. The sewing-free projects are so cute!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (rbKZ6)

6 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

7 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)


Yes. Peeps are smores on steroids. Graham crackers are also gross.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (FrGmf)

8 I have a hobby question somewhat topical that has been bugging me all day.

I know that some of you enjoy studying the heavens, and likely have a nice telescope as well with the knowledge that comes from using one. So you might be able to answer this.

With all the advances in technology over the decades, is there a commercial/ scientific telescope that is capable of viewing the Artemis Mission in real time? I would think that this is currently achievable, and I'm a bit surprised that the media hasn't taken advantage of it (unless they are trying to play down achievements...which is possible). Clear night; massive state of the art telescope; I would think we could peek in on Artemis any time we wanted. But, no media efforts or YouTube channels seem to be doing it.

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (dIske)

9 I made boiled eggs yesterday. There shalt be deviled eggs tomorrow.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:35 PM (FrGmf)

Oh, I did end up making the deviled eggs in the rice cooker. Pretty darn good. Did not use bacon as the recipe I tried for oven cooking the bacon gave me carbon- except for one piece which I ate.

So just:
Eggs
Kens Buttermilk Ranch
French's Mustard
Smoked Paprika (which was really tasty.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

10 Oh, I did end up making the deviled eggs in the rice cooker. Pretty darn good. Did not use bacon as the recipe I tried for oven cooking the bacon gave me carbon- except for one piece which I ate.

So just:
Eggs
Kens Buttermilk Ranch
French's Mustard
Smoked Paprika (which was really tasty.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)


Sounds pretty yummy. What time do you want the Horde to arrive? 😆

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:41 PM (FrGmf)

11 Aetius, how did you cook the bacon in the oven that it turned to carbon? My recipe is 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Check and turn after that. It takes 25-30 minutes and is yum. I use thick cut bacon.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:45 PM (FrGmf)

12 EEEEEaster!

Our family when I was growing up had no religious affiliation at all. (Though Mom did once suggest Sunday School, and you'd have thought she'd spoken of swallowing rat poison or broccoli. "School?!? SIX DAYS a week?!?" was our reaction.) So our Easter was pretty much painting the hardboiled eggs and snacking on various kinds of chocolate.

There was a time in America when Easter was the holiday where men and women, and their children, got new outfits -- the men new suits or a new hat, the women dresses or frocks, the boys their first suit, etc. Again, the renewal theme, I guess. Now I suppose, if the old custom is observed at all, it's new running shoes or a new T-shirt. Maybe it's different where you are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)

13 As for pipe smoking, nothing new at Chez Wolfus since the purchase of the very nice Marxman straight smooth pot-bowl pipe from the '50s.

I've gone back to trying the "spiral" method of loading one's pipe. That is, you put the leaf in the palm of your off hand, invert the pipe, and "swirl" it around in a spiral fashion to push the tobacco up into the bowl. The idea is that it will be fairly evenly distributed but not tightly packed in there, and will burn evenly. The method doesn't always work for me, but then the whole pipe smoking thing is a journey, and every session is a little different. Recall Ian Malcolm's lecture about chaos in Jurassic Park.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 05:50 PM (wzUl9)

14 Easter in ND was often too cold for outdoor egg/candy hunts. My mom bought easter candy and hit it around the house. I don't remember easter as a new clothes event, perhaps we did get new dresses for easter services when I was younger and I just don't recall.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 05:51 PM (+89TD)

15 Chicks for free!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 05:53 PM (Cqx++)

16 And easter dinner was a key feature. Usually ham, and mom's yummy scalloped potato dish were the stars. I think the easter candy served as dessert.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 05:56 PM (+89TD)

17 Thanks for the hippity hoppity Hobby Thread, T Rex!

Those wooden Celtic eggs look interesting.

Happy Easter!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 04, 2026 05:57 PM (vrNzf)

18

People are documenting ‘sad’ Easter Bunnies at their local malls

https://t.ly/AGE3w

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

19 My chocolate Easter bunnies always molded. I couldn't stand to behead them. And I never much liked chocolate.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 06:00 PM (FrGmf)

20 I'm relieved that the plastic bunny up top is the Buc-ees store and not something likely to appear on neighborhood lawns.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:01 PM (+89TD)

21 18
People are documenting ‘sad’ Easter Bunnies at their local malls

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 05:57 PM
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They need to go to Buc-ees. Happy bunny there!

Posted by: TRex - hippity hoppity dino at April 04, 2026 06:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

22 No Easter activities like baskets, egg hunts, etc., as we don't have any little ones nearby. As a kid Easter, aside from the church aspects, was a fun time. Wake up to an Easter basket under the bed filled with fake grass and candy. Easter mass. Hunt for eggs later and a big family meal. Our town still did an Easter parade where new clothes were worn. We kids played and our parents spent most of the time trying to keep us from getting the new clothes dirty. Sometimes it worked.

Not a hobby, of course, but ancient tradition.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:02 PM (yTvNw)

23 Never had an issue with not eating the chocolate bunnies BSM. I was a feet first nibbler, saving the head and ears for last.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:03 PM (+89TD)

24 Svengoolie's movie tonight is An American Werewolf in London. Hardly Easter-themed, but then The Ten Commandments, which always pops up on broadcast TV at this time, isn't really either. Passover, yes, but not an Easter theme per se. You'd think they'd run The Greatest Story Ever Told or King of Kings instead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)

25 Wolfus, you've reminded me I have a copy of The Ten Commandments on DVD. What an epic. At least the networks were trying to stay in a Judeo-Christian theme. "A Very Special Jihad" still doesn't go over well in most of the US.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 06:10 PM (FrGmf)

26 The sorting facilities for USPS often have the cheep cheep cheep of chicks in transit,

Posted by: Steck at April 04, 2026 06:15 PM (LlRQB)

27 Happy Easter y'all.
Yes, we have an Easter egg tree...it was TRex's grandmother's with all the eggs she decorated. We made so many more that we needed to get a new tree so it could all of them!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

28 1917 is a Good Friday/Easter movie.

As for Easter, I ate some Cadbury mini eggs. As much as I like them, I really enjoy the dark chocolate ones. Like crack. I had my obilgatory Cadbury Creme egg and Reese’s peanut butter eggs so all is good. Alles gut.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 04, 2026 06:18 PM (E6xSb)

29 Aetius, how did you cook the bacon in the oven that it turned to carbon? My recipe is 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Check and turn after that. It takes 25-30 minutes and is yum. I use thick cut bacon.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:45 PM (FrGmf)

It was cold oven. 400 degrees. 15 min for normal cut.

My oven thermostat might be wonky but I had just made an egg casserole a couple days before and it was fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

30 Wolfus, you've reminded me I have a copy of The Ten Commandments on DVD. What an epic. At least the networks were trying to stay in a Judeo-Christian theme. "A Very Special Jihad" still doesn't go over well in most of the US.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026


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Color, real color, epic scenes, great performances from Heston, Brynner, Anne Baxter, and Edward G. Robinson, plus Vincent Price. My man Robert Vaughn had a non-speaking role in it. He said John Derek didn't want anybody in his scenes who looked like him, so the young Vaughn, who resembled JD quite a bit, was kept off camera whenever Derek was on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

31 I'm so excited to see the wooden rabbit and Celtic eggs made on a lathe...I've already put in my order to TRex, so he best get to figuring out that lathe thing.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:20 PM (IQ6Gq)

32 24 Svengoolie's movie tonight is An American Werewolf in London. Hardly Easter-themed, but then The Ten Commandments, which always pops up on broadcast TV at this time, isn't really either. Passover, yes, but not an Easter theme per se. You'd think they'd run The Greatest Story Ever Told or King of Kings instead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)

Or…this would be a ballsy move…

A network has Standards and Practices look away for just long enough for it to broadcast The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 04, 2026 06:20 PM (E6xSb)

33 Lastly, many thanks BSC for the idea of using the hard boiled eggs for deviled eggs. That is exactly what we are going to do!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

34 This was a new thing for the bacon. Pulled off the internet.

Notice how we don't say world wide web anymore?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

35 8 I have a hobby question somewhat topical that has been bugging me all day.

I know that some of you enjoy studying the heavens, and likely have a nice telescope as well with the knowledge that comes from using one. So you might be able to answer this.

With all the advances in technology over the decades, is there a commercial/ scientific telescope that is capable of viewing the Artemis Mission in real time? I would think that this is currently achievable, and I'm a bit surprised that the media hasn't taken advantage of it (unless they are trying to play down achievements...which is possible). Clear night; massive state of the art telescope; I would think we could peek in on Artemis any time we wanted. But, no media efforts or YouTube channels seem to be doing it.
Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (dIske)

That speck of dust? I doubt it. Probably the only way to see it is of it does a night reentry.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 04, 2026 06:22 PM (E6xSb)

36 Happy Easter!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:32 PM (FrGmf)

Same to you, and other Hordelings!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:24 PM (I7pZ1)

37 apparently Cadbury has decided to fuck up a good thing.
What a world...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

38 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)
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I saw "Dr. Pepper" Peeps at Walmart this morning.

I was half-tempted to give them a try, though I'm not overly fond of Peeps.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 06:27 PM (ESVrU)

39 Our niece visited last week. She and her husband know modern weapons but love shooting my 'old stuff', especially the muzzleloaders and bolt action war rifles which are a big part of my target shooting hobby. Spent some time assembling my notes about fun ways to load ammo for the old war rifles. Cast bullets and pistol powders. It's a niche aspect of the hobby I've always enjoyed and it was fun assembling the information for them.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:29 PM (yTvNw)

40 This is kind of a funny...

Two days ago I went up on our roof to survey wind damage from some storms. We've had some pretty high winds.. 40+ MPH. It tore off some shingles... not many, but some.

I grabbed a ladder and went up to attempt some repairs.

The wind blew my ladder down.

I spent about 2 - 21/2 hours up there before my wife came home.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 06:34 PM (AkEZC)

41 Isn't Buc-ee Bunny Biden main aide when he pretended to be POTUS ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 04, 2026 06:34 PM (38587)

42 38 ... "I saw "Dr. Pepper" Peeps at Walmart this morning.

I was half-tempted to give them a try, though I'm not overly fond of Peeps."

Perfessor,
I tried some this week. There is an initial burst of Dr. Pepper flavor that lasts for a few seconds then the usual Peeps taste takes over. Okay as a novelty but I've never been a big fan. Preferred the chocolate bunnies.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:35 PM (yTvNw)

43 House of David season 2 is on Prime now!
I have to rewatch s1 first though.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:35 PM (dE3DB)

44 I saw "Dr. Pepper" Peeps at Walmart this morning.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


So, prune juice Peeps?

Preeps?

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 06:36 PM (VHUov)

45 I loved peeps as a kid, but my favorites are chocolate eggs and malted milk eggs....of, and jelly beans. I love them so much I don't buy them anymore. Still trying to figure out how Reagan kept a jar on his desk, and didn't have to refill it everyday!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

46 Wolfus, you've reminded me I have a copy of The Ten Commandments on DVD. What an epic. At least the networks were trying to stay in a Judeo-Christian theme. "A Very Special Jihad" still doesn't go over well in most of the US.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Ben Hur is on TCM tomorrow morning/afternoon depending on your time zone.

Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 06:38 PM (lJ0H4)

47 Martini Farmer I always carry my phone when up on the roof, not that my roof I couldn't jump.off

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:38 PM (Ia/+0)

48 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


They're marshmallows (so, fluffy sugar), rolled in sugar.

Eight-year-old mikeski liked them, because eight-year-old mikeski would have liked a tablespoon of sugar right out of the Crystal Sugar bag.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 06:39 PM (VHUov)

49 >> scientific telescope that is capable of viewing the Artemis Mission in real time?

You can see it if it's close enough, like LEO distance. Some may have done that. But now, it's a dust speck pushing 180,000 miles away.

This outfit here claimed to have imaged the separation of Orion from the upper stage at 30,000 miles here:
https://is.gd/78xQtv

That's crazy and you'll note some doubt it's real. But that is well, well beyond any backyard capabilities. That is military NSA grade stuff there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 06:39 PM (w6EFb)

50 Discussion of current military events permitted but must be made in the form of hobby commentary.

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This is like Jeopardy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 06:40 PM (Gx2ed)

51 Wolfus and any pipe smokers. To my surprise, the local pipe shop had a tin of Escudo Navy De Luxe. Haven't tried that blend for many years. This is really good stuff, even better than I remembered. I like navy flake blends as a rule and the Escudo is among the best. It's a few dollars more than other 1.75 oz tins but worth it as a treat now and then. Wish it was offered on bulk.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:43 PM (yTvNw)

52 Martini Farmer
1 do you have extra shingles ?
Do you know how to repair a spot?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

53 Discussion of current military events permitted but must be made in the form of hobby commentary.
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This is like Jeopardy!
Posted by: Cicero
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I'll take chocolate Easter eggs for 500!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:45 PM (IQ6Gq)

54 I loved peeps as a kid, but my favorites are chocolate eggs and malted milk eggs....of, and jelly beans. I love them so much I don't buy them anymore. Still trying to figure out how Reagan kept a jar on his desk, and didn't have to refill it everyday!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

Mmmm...malted milk eggs. I wonder where they are sold in Vancouver. I am like 2 blocks off the West Broadway shopping strip.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:46 PM (I7pZ1)

55 The sewing-free projects are so cute!
Posted by: Moonbeam

Very!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:47 PM (DoBxX)

56 Mmmm...malted milk eggs. I wonder where they are sold in Vancouver. I am like 2 blocks off the West Broadway shopping strip.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Malted milk balls are like crack to me. Once I start eating them I can't stop.

Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 06:48 PM (lJ0H4)

57 Soon to be a hobby, ordered replacement parts for grill, should be here Tuesday.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

58 Malted milk balls are like crack to me. Once I start eating them I can't stop.
Posted by: Tuna
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you are speaking my language!!!!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

59 Oh I used to really like the malted milk candy eggs as a kid. Seems like I bought some a few years ago and they weren't as good as I remembered. I always wonder if the recipe is not as good anymore or my tastes have changed with age when that happens. But my fuzzy memory does think the childhood ones had a thicker chocolate coating and it could well be that they reduced the amount of chocolate to trim costs. Unlike Mary I am a chocolate lover.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (+89TD)

60 Our niece visited last week. She and her husband know modern weapons but love shooting my 'old stuff', especially the muzzleloaders and bolt action war rifles which are a big part of my target shooting hobby. Spent some time assembling my notes about fun ways to load ammo for the old war rifles. Cast bullets and pistol powders. It's a niche aspect of the hobby I've always enjoyed and it was fun assembling the information for them.
Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:29 PM (yTvNw)

That reminds me. I have, in Arizona, a replica 1861 Remington Old Army cap and ball revolver, manufacturer unknown. It works OK using Pyrodex powder, but I acquired some Pyrodex cylindrical "pellets" and loaded it up with those. Big mistake; it lead to chain fire incident. Scary, but no evident damage.

If I were to use greased patches for the balls, would that obviate the need to pack the front of each charged cylinder cavity with bore grease?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (I7pZ1)

61 Easter in ND was often too cold for outdoor egg/candy hunts. My mom bought easter candy and hit it around the house.
Posted by: PaleRider


That's my childhood, also. Those two-piece plastic snap-together eggs with a bit of candy hidden inside. Or maybe a quarter, back when 25 cents was worth something..... to Pac-Man or Donkey Kong it was, anyway.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (VHUov)

62 Malted Milk eggs are awesome, doubt had anh in many yesrs

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Oh I used to really like the malted milk candy eggs as a kid. Seems like I bought some a few years ago and they weren't as good as I remembered. I always wonder if the recipe is not as good anymore or my tastes have changed with age when that happens. But my fuzzy memory does think the childhood ones had a thicker chocolate coating and it could well be that they reduced the amount of chocolate to trim costs. Unlike Mary I am a chocolate lover.
Posted by: PaleRider
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You are absolutely correct...it's my first world problem I suffer thru each year....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

64 Ben Hur is on TCM tomorrow morning/afternoon depending on your time zone.

Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 06:38 PM (lJ0H4)


I have Ben Hur on a disc with The Ten Commandments. It will be an epic day.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 06:54 PM (FrGmf)

65 Also amusing, darkly, to see Cadbury's diversity hires fucking up candy making. How familiar....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 06:54 PM (xcxpd)

66 A hobby adopted me- the orphaned blog that a bunch of online friends congregate at needs someone to keep it alive.
So I post a pic or something daily for them.
Very low-effort but the consistency of doing it is a good challenge for my adhd brain.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (DoBxX)

67 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (yTvNw)

68 43 House of David season 2 is on Prime now!
I have to rewatch s1 first though.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:35 PM (dE3DB)

First episode of season 2 is just a confused combat scene with girl power and bad lighting. It could be worse but...it's not great.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 06:56 PM (xcxpd)

69 high five Mikeski. Except the arcades. We didn't have any nearby and I didn't have the reflexes nor hand/eye coordination to be any good at them, though sometimes I'd watch someone who was good play.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:57 PM (+89TD)

70 67 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.
Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (yTvNw
I know black jellybeans matter to some people, but not to me.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 06:57 PM (LHPAg)

71 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.
Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (yTvNw)

I loathe anything like licorice, that tastes of anise. You can have all my black jelly beans.

Sour gummi bears are where it's at.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:58 PM (I7pZ1)

72 Since got all HD I can't get TCM. Seems Google it I should be able to turn it off, as non HD channels I still get. But tried it and it won't change.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Ben Hur is actually on Tubi so can watch whenever

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:59 PM (Ia/+0)

74 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.
Posted by: JTB
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THIS....of course I do like them all...now I'm starting to regret not getting any. Then again, they all go on sale on Monday!!!!!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:59 PM (IQ6Gq)

75 Not a huge fan of jelly beans anyway- but licorice is of the debbil!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

76 Hi Easter hobby fans! I attempted a lamb cake this year….it isn’t bad. It’s okay. It doesn’t look haunted like some of the other pictures i have seen…or like it might kill you in the night.

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 07:00 PM (OoFl2)

77 JTB, I also like black jelly beans.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:00 PM (FrGmf)

78 I love the Russell Stover pectin jelly beans.

Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 07:01 PM (lJ0H4)

79 Ouzo
Jagermeister
There are a ton of licorice liquors.


All it's works are evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

80 Black jelly beans are the black pills in physical form. You're eating nihilism and defeatism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

81 But to each their own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

82 Had a Greek salad and lamb kebab (Greek style) for lunch. It was yummy.

Sat at a sidewalk table, and watched traffic go by. There goes a city transit bus with a big poster on the side: "Join the B.C. Transit Police! We are expanding." When I lived in Vancouver, before 1980, there were no transit police. Not needed. What has changed in the intervening 45 years?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:03 PM (I7pZ1)

83 One of our favorite German Schwartzbiers (black beer) is Kostritzer, with a licorice undertone instead of coffee - which I'm allergic to.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

84
That Anduril thing is real. They are a defense tech outfit, and that little post was just bragging and showing off. We can image two dust specks separating at 30,000 miles. We own the sky. There is nothing you can do that we can't see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 07:04 PM (w6EFb)

85 Ouzo
Jagermeister
There are a ton of licorice liquors.


All it's works are evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

Fist bump!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:04 PM (I7pZ1)

86 If I were to use greased patches for the balls, would that obviate the need to pack the front of each charged cylinder cavity with bore grease?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (I7pZ1)


They sell grease impregnated felt wads and plastic cups for just that use. They seat between the bullet and the powder to avoid the need to grease the balls.
You can make the felt wads yourself using an appropriate sized hollow punch.
The other thing used to be to get pistol balls sized so that they would leave a tiny ring of lead sheared off the bullet an the chamber mouth when you ram it home .which tried to make sure there was obturation and less risk of flash-over.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR)

87 82 Had a Greek salad and lamb kebab (Greek style) for lunch. It was yummy.

Sat at a sidewalk table, and watched traffic go by. There goes a city transit bus with a big poster on the side: "Join the B.C. Transit Police! We are expanding." When I lived in Vancouver, before 1980, there were no transit police. Not needed. What has changed in the intervening 45 years?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:03 PM (I7pZ1)

Drug legalization and massive immigration

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 07:06 PM (xcxpd)

88 The Ten Commandments airing soon on ABC. For people who watch it that way.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:06 PM (FrGmf)

89 The first thing I did after finding my Easter basket every year was go through the jelly beans and throw out the black ones.

Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 07:06 PM (lJ0H4)

90 I wonder if anyone ever colored bullets like Easter eggs in a war. Or bombs. The Fat Man would make a mean Easter Egg.

What?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

91 I loathe anything like licorice, that tastes of anise. You can have all my black jelly beans.

Sour gummi bears are where it's at.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:58 PM (I7pZ1)
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Amen, brother!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 07:07 PM (ESVrU)

92 The first thing I did after finding my Easter basket every year was go through the jelly beans and throw out the black ones.
Posted by: Tuna
*******
Me too, actually I gave them to my Daddy who loved them. But as I got older I grew to like the taste.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

93 I like licorice, black jelly beans are a poor imitation

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)

94 Perhaps black jelly beans were the way to help us understand disappointment and despair as children. Some of us grew to be okay with black jelly beans.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (FrGmf)

95 > Martini Farmer
1 do you have extra shingles ?
Do you know how to repair a spot?
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No extras.... but I did have some sealant and epoxy. I figure the winds didn't allow enough time to cure.

I know there are commenters here who live in wind prone areas... but this, here, was wild.

The storm that did this was a tornado spawned nearly 40 miles away and traveled some 48 miles into KY. Hit my daughter's house. "Catastrophic" damage to their place. Not destroyed, but pretty close.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (AkEZC)

96 The only use I have for Peeps, is microwave jousting.

Gotta use the "chick" shaped ones. Each team chooses a different color. Stick a half-toothpick in each Peep, and place 2 on a paper plate, facing each other. Zap until they rise up and one is first to poke the other. Winner!

Messy. Silly. Fun.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (rdVOm)

97 I started seeds yesterday indoors, so the gardening hobby is on again.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (Smewp)

98 Some of us grew to be okay with black jelly beans.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (FrGmf)

Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

99 Back to the lawn duties...

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (rdVOm)

100 Not destroyed, but pretty close.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (AkEZC)

Hope they are ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

101 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

I still buy Grape Nuts. I like the nutty flavor. Use 18% coffee cream with them. Decadent, but good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (I7pZ1)

102 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)


Mom fed me instant oatmeal. One morning, I noticed there were grubworms in it. To this day, I don't prefer oatmeal. Or breakfast. Brunch is okay.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:14 PM (FrGmf)

103 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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My mother only allowed Wheaties. Yuck. My grandparents took me to their home in NYC every summer. First stop? Grocery store to buy whatever sugared cereal I wanted!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

104 I was okay with grape nuts, but we had free rein to dump 2-3 spoons of sugar in the milk with it. Mom also let us have some sugared cereals.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 07:17 PM (+89TD)

105 I love black jelly beans- you used to be able to buy entire packages of them. Maybe you still can, don’t know, been of sugar for years now.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 04, 2026 07:18 PM (IX8iX)

106 Use 18% coffee cream with them. Decadent, but good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (I7pZ1)


When I was in high school and working out a lot I would eat Raisin Bran with Half & Half!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 07:20 PM (n9ltV)

107 Time to say thank you before the next act takes the Ace of Spades stage. Never know where these threads are going to go, but black jelly beans are clearly the star attraction on this one. No idea what we'll do for a theme next week, but the Wheel of Hobbies will come up with something.

Feel free to hang in the Hobby Thread comments for a while, but don't forget to stop in Club ONT later.

Posted by: TRex - jelly bean philosopher dino at April 04, 2026 07:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

108 I have always been impressed by candy making, especially great chocolates.

Anyone do that at home?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 07:22 PM (n9ltV)

109 So I bought Mr Scary a pack of KFC jelly beans. He had a bad week. They taste like KFC chicken, corn and gravy. They are surprisingly okay.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:22 PM (FrGmf)

110 When I was in high school and working out a lot I would eat Raisin Bran with Half & Half!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 07:20 PM (n9ltV)

Ahhh, the metabolism of youth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

111 I have always been impressed by candy making, especially great chocolates.

Anyone do that at home?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
************
Loved watching this in Belgium and Switzerland, but end result is I am too intimidated to try it myself

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

112 This trans-species nonsense has got to stop.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

113 60 ... "That reminds me. I have, in Arizona, a replica 1861 Remington Old Army cap and ball revolver, manufacturer unknown. It works OK using Pyrodex powder, but I acquired some Pyrodex cylindrical "pellets" and loaded it up with those. Big mistake; it lead to chain fire incident. Scary, but no evident damage.

If I were to use greased patches for the balls, would that obviate the need to pack the front of each charged cylinder cavity with bore grease?"

AOP,
I assume this is a reproduction, probably made by Pietta. I never use Pyrodex pellets, just loose powder. A lot of opinions about why chain fires happen. I think it's most likely due to caps too loose. My loading process is: pour in the measured powder charge, put a lubed felt wad (I make my own but they are available commercially) on top of the powder, then ram the ball down. The round ball should be slightly oversized so a thin ring of lead is shaved at the chamber mouth. That should seal the chamber from the front. Make sure the caps fit well enough so they don't just fall off due to recoil. That should seal the rear of the chamber. I don't use grease on top of the ball and have never had a chain fire using this process.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 07:29 PM (yTvNw)

114 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

Luxury. The only slivers of anything we got were wood or glass with a tablespoon of fetid pondwater instead of milk. And if we didn't eat everything in the bowl we were buried up to our necks in a compost heap and hit in the head with a 3-wood until dinnertime when we were made to finish what was left from breakfast.

Posted by: It's rough growing up in Yorkshire at April 04, 2026 07:29 PM (TbWk/)

115 Presdent oboner needs two dew sumthings about that stewpid Iran war thing..

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 04, 2026 07:32 PM (nZNS1)

116 MiL use to make fudge, that was really good

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

117 Mom fed me instant oatmeal. One morning, I noticed there were grubworms in it. To this day, I don't prefer oatmeal. Or breakfast. Brunch is okay.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:14 PM (FrGmf)

That'll put you off oatmeal forever.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 07:33 PM (h7ZuX)

118 Breakfast just hasn't been the same since they did away with Quisp.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

119 A 3 wood! Well la-di-da!

We got beat with a length of rebar Dad pulled out of the scrap heap that he had to use as a cane!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

120 We got fed oatmeal. No weevils. Instant.

Apples and Cinnamon and Cinnamon and Brown sugar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

121 Was Quisp the one with the chocolate center? Or am I thinking of candy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

122 Oh and in the oatmeal we also put sugar and butter. Mmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

123 I guess Im a Scrooge.

I never did the Easter bunny thing with my boys. We went to Mass. we celebrated the Risen Christ with time in nature and a wonderful meal.

After my divorce, I saved and saved so we could go to Maui for spring break. We went to Easter Mass at Maria Lanakila, a small parish in Lahaina. The parochial school kids did a hula dance and there was a TON of flowers and happiness and singing. We spent Spring break snorkeling and surfing and enjoying Maui.

No bunnies or egg hunts.

Sorry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (A5RD0)

124 I am sure it is a repop, pretty brass frame. No chain fires with several loads and reloads using 20 grains of powdered Pyrodex. But I also filled space ahead of the ball with Bore Butter. Did not do that with the pellets.

The pistol is quite devoid of markings of any kind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (I7pZ1)

125 I like oatmeal with butter and brown sugar. But I haven't eaten it for some years, from back when I did keto. I tell myself I'm keeping low carb, which is ridiculous, as I'll happily stuff my face with delicious sourdough bread, or half a bag of potato chips.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (h7ZuX)

126 Hello Nurse! Is it sunny for you in Seattle? Fine day here in Vancouver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (I7pZ1)

127 The pistol is quite devoid of markings of any kind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (I7pZ1)

Ghost Gun!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

128 Quisp was little flying saucers that tasted like Captain Crunch but didn't destroy the roof of your mouth.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

129 For breakfast we had to eat grits, eggs, bacon, and sausage, biscuits and gravy, and cheese. Unless we had stewed squirrels with onion gravy. Or fried catfish.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (LHPAg)

130 Quisp was little flying saucers that tasted like Captain Crunch but didn't destroy the roof of your mouth.
Posted by: fd
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I loved Captain Crunch....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

131 Thats a shit ton of peeps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (snZF9)

132 For breakfast we had to eat grits, eggs, bacon, and sausage, biscuits and gravy, and cheese. Unless we had stewed squirrels with onion gravy. Or fried catfish.
Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (LHPAg)

Sounds pretty good.

Biscuits and Gravy are proof God loves us and wants us to enjoy life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

133 Alberta Oil Peon!

It is gorgeous out here! Went whale watching a bit ago. No whales, but the moon tains are out and so are the seals and birds.

Lucy says hello!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (A5RD0)

134 Biscuits and Gravy are proof God loves us and wants us to enjoy life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)


One day I'm going to try that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (snZF9)

135 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

136 Wolfus and any pipe smokers. To my surprise, the local pipe shop had a tin of Escudo Navy De Luxe. Haven't tried that blend for many years. This is really good stuff, even better than I remembered. I like navy flake blends as a rule and the Escudo is among the best. It's a few dollars more than other 1.75 oz tins but worth it as a treat now and then. Wish it was offered on bulk.
Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026


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There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (wzUl9)

137 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

How we ever got to the moon is a mystery. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (snZF9)

138 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.
Posted by: fd
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Wow, I didn't think anything could make Wheaties sound good.....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:45 PM (IQ6Gq)

139 Black jelly beans and squirrel skulls...

If you had both on your Hobby Thread discussion topic bingo card, you earn a Club ONT restroom token as a prize.

Posted by: TRex - prize closet dino at April 04, 2026 07:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

140 It is gorgeous out here! Went whale watching a bit ago. No whales, but the moon tains are out and so are the seals and birds.

Lucy says hello!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (A5RD0)

Can't really see the mountains from here, unless I go out in the middle of the street, where I would risk being run over by a hipster on an e-bike. Sis and I walked up to a Greek cafe on W. Broadway for lunch. Sat outside with the doggeh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:46 PM (I7pZ1)

141 136 ... "There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?"

Yes, a small amount which adds some flavor but doesn't overwhelm the Virginia.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (yTvNw)

142 There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (wzUl9)

Avoid the blends containing peruke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (I7pZ1)

143 137 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

How we ever got to the moon is a mystery. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (snZF9)

Get Mad Squirrel Disease that way.

Posted by: Start craving acorns and scurrying up trees at April 04, 2026 07:48 PM (TbWk/)

144 Going to my friend’s home with my #1 and my
Goddaugher and nieces. We do an adult egg hunt and search for hidden airline bottles of booze. It’s hilarious. And the kids are all adults now, so it’s a free for all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:49 PM (csvZG)

145 There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026
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Avoid the blends containing peruke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026


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I mostly do. My local shop has two blends of perique by itself. One smells musty but basically okay. The other is almost nauseating. I can't imagine putting that stuff into another blend and smoking it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:50 PM (wzUl9)

146 Going to my friend’s home with my #1 and my
Goddaugher and nieces. We do an adult egg hunt and search for hidden airline bottles of booze. It’s hilarious. And the kids are all adults now, so it’s a free for all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:49 PM (csvZG)

That sounds like fun! Enjoy! My BIL and niece flew to Montreal this morning to take in a couple of Habs games. Big hockey fans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:51 PM (I7pZ1)

147 "There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?"

Yes, a small amount which adds some flavor but doesn't overwhelm the Virginia.
Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026


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About the only blend I smoke with perique is the Luxury Bullseye Flake. I don't really notice it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:52 PM (wzUl9)

148 I mostly do. My local shop has two blends of perique by itself. One smells musty but basically okay. The other is almost nauseating. I can't imagine putting that stuff into another blend and smoking it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:50 PM (wzUl9)

Eh... You missed the joke. "Peruke" is an archaic word meaning "wig" like worn by Brit lawyers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (I7pZ1)

149 Nood musicana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (wzUl9)

150 Also an open thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:54 PM (wzUl9)

151 Eh... You missed the joke. "Peruke" is an archaic word meaning "wig" like worn by Brit lawyers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026


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Oh, I saw that, but I thought you were combining "perique" and "puke."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:54 PM (wzUl9)

152 "Peruke" is an archaic word meaning "wig" like worn by Brit lawyers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM
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Is there anything you do not know something about?

Posted by: TRex - dictionary dino at April 04, 2026 07:55 PM (IQ6Gq)

153 147 ... I find the Escudo and Luxury Bullseye Flake are very similar.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 07:55 PM (yTvNw)

154 JTB is on the money on Black powder.
My ".44" black powder Pietta doesn't create a nice circular ring with a .452 lead ball.
It does with the .457 lead ball.
Lesson?
My replica .44 is most probably a .45.

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 08:10 PM (q6tQZ)

155 BTW, where has all the Scheutzen gone?

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 08:11 PM (q6tQZ)

156 155 ... "BTW, where has all the Scheutzen gone?"

Can't find any 2F or 3F in stock at the usual outlets. The canon and 1F and 4F is available.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (yTvNw)

157 MkY,
Midwayusa has some Swiss in stock but at 60 bucks a pound it makes me wince. I wish Goex would get off their ass and get production going. If you are shooting percussion, consider Pyrodex. I prefer real BP but Pyrodex will do the job. Just clean carefully.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 08:22 PM (yTvNw)

Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 4

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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The image is fine, but the comments are better. Including on the original post.

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Meet The PetMorons

Sad news from among the PetMorons this week

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Tutti Fruitti 4/08 to 4/3/26. Best beloved cat ever.  Miss you forever.

Nan in AZ

Tutti Fruitti was a beautiful cat with personality! So sorry that you have lost her.

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Hi,

I’ve been a long time reader, mostly lurking. I sent in a picture of Huey a while back that got posted here.

I adopted him from a shelter 13 years ago and he has gotten me through a lot of dark times. I lost him to cancer yesterday. He was the most gentle and sensitive soul. He didn’t chase squirrels and rarely barked. I never needed a leash with him, he always stayed by my side. Everyone who met him fell in love with him.
His loss hurts like no other.

Goodbye my good boy.

TCinNC

So sorry that you lost your wonderful Huey this week. He looks just like you describe him. Keep in touch.

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This is Yuki, my sweet American Eskimo dog. She was nearly 15, but I had to let her go this past Tuesday. Her heart was strong, but her body just gave out. I didn’t want to do it, but now she’s out of pain. I only wish I believed there was something beyond this life so I could see her again. My heart is broken.

Christopher (MP4)

It is so hard when you have to let a sweetheart like Yuki go. Keep in touch and keep your memories of her alive.


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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde

A Friend of the Blog has been traveling and stayed overnight where this sweet dog, Maple, resides. She just looks like a "Maple", doesn't she? She's a Golden Cavalier.

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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, March 28

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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I might not be around for the Pet Thread, so am just mentioning here that on Tuesday I had to put my poor 15-year-old American Eskimo dog to sleep. She had leg and kidney problems and was in constant pain; I wanted her to stay, but it would have been too selfish.

I feel awful.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:39 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Mary said she wouldn't be around now

Hope everyone is having a Happy holiday

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:40 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Dusty today...

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 03:41 PM (Kt19C)

4 Afternoon, Pet People,

MP4, Nan, and TC: Honor your long-time friends by recalling them as they were. I wish I could find the Nero Wolfe line where NW tells Archie, or someone else, that he does just that with friends who have passed, and how it honors them.

You'll miss them every day, yes, but you can remember them every day as well.

I too remember all my cats, warts, stubborn attitudes, and loving purrs all together.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 03:45 PM (wzUl9)

5 My ex-father-in-law had two American Eskimos when we visited him in Denver in late '82. He would tell them, when he wanted them to get a move on, "Mush! Mush! Oatmeal!"

As for Tutti Fruitti, she looked like a great beauty, and I'll bet she knew it too.

TC, Huey sounds like the kind of dog to win over people who don't usually like dogs!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 03:48 PM (wzUl9)

6 Meow.....

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 04, 2026 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

7 Greetings one and all. Domo's trip to Urgent Care went well. Most of the nail is gone but there is enough left that it might grow back. The funny thing is that he lost a nail on that same paw a while back so it looks like he's flipping you off. But that would not be of Dude so I know he's not doing that.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 03:50 PM (+NIRm)

8 We are better humans for having them.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

9 I love that orange kittuh on the plane. It was doing nothing wrong! It was exploring its new territory and greeting its subjects!

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 04, 2026 03:54 PM (sAmhv)

10 Moron-Adjacent animals: Maple looks like she'd love to chase a ball and is just waiting for a hooman to produce one.

This week, I saw my own pet-adjacent animal. Aside, that is, from the long smooth short-haired grey ("blue") cat who visits nearly every day for some dry food. On Thurs. afternoon I happened to go out to the car, and spotted an opossum curled up by the curb. He seemed listless and peered around at me as if his neck hurt to turn it. Not that I know much about opossums. I went back about two hours later, and he was still there, quite still, as if he had passed on to the Great Marsupial Beyond.

The next morning, early, long before any city employees could have come by to remove him, I saw that he was gone. Was he just doing the "playing possum" routine the previous evening? I'd like to think so. They are very primitive-looking creatures, aren't they? As if God did a first draft of the cat, looked it over, and said, "Come on. I can do better than *that*."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 03:55 PM (wzUl9)

11 Right there! Yeah, a little lower, perfect!

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 03:56 PM (LHPAg)

12

Condolences to all who have lost beloved pets.

Hubby and I are almost at the 50 year marriage milestone. We have had lots of dogs and whenever we have "lost" one it takes a bit of our souls.

Posted by: four seasons at April 04, 2026 04:01 PM (3ek7K)

13 I'm sorry for everyone here. We also had doug.




190 I feel awful.My daughter lost her dog tues as well Cancer she was only 7 We feel ya it sucks
Posted by: doug at April 04, 2026 01:29 PM (Hy+R4)

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)

14 One of our "indoor only" cats managed to get out for about 24 hours and one thunderstorm.

Now that she has been "rescued" back into the house, she is essentially velcroed to me. If I stop moving, the cat is on me in less than 30 seconds.

I believe that in her meows she is claiming to have PTSD far worse than any vet that did two tours of duty of Vietnam. She is most displeased when I express skepticism regarding her claims.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 04, 2026 04:04 PM (HlyYF)

15 Big black Stirling is here with me, sprawled on a folded blanket on the back of the couch. Little grey Dagny is nowhere to be seen, and I've checked all the closets and her sunny spot, the window in the bedroom. Probably she's in her cave under the bed. Both are doing well, having passed their fourth birthdays in good health.

Dagny is my fourth Siberian. Aside from her sort of standoffish ways, she is the most *normal* of them all. A Kipling "I am the cat who walks by himself" type, she is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:06 PM (wzUl9)

16 Joyenz, if you're here: I've shifted the cats over to the Feline Pine stuff. Seems to work well for them -- and me. Yesterday I dumped out the "sawdust," and while it was a couple of inches deep in the pan, it seemed to weigh less than the same of the clay stuff. And I did not have to clean the pan laboriously the way I did with the clumping clay. If I get them a stainless steel pan, I'll bet it will be even easier!

When I have my house, I plan to have two pans for them, one in a bathroom or laundry room, and one in the basement.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:09 PM (wzUl9)

17 Condolences to all who are mourning for their pets. It's painful to lose them.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:09 PM (FrGmf)

18 Woof!!! Condolences to all who have lost their pet buddies. They will live forever in your memories.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 04, 2026 04:10 PM (gqqeA)

19 I was out planting cabbages this morning, and while I was digging holes for the plants, my girl kitten, Becca, came over and carefully squatted over one of the holes and peed. Which was fine, but then she filled the hole in again.
It is nice to have a cat who engages.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)

20 Well, one more week before I'm supposed to take the sweet Zero G Babymonster to her new home. This one is special. I hope she has a long, good life.

https://is.gd/Uf7obY

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:12 PM (f0sNM)

21 Beautiful Moronimals! Condolences going out to those whose pets have departed this life.

Currently visiting my Sis, who has a Labradoodle and two cats here in Vancouver. Dog is named Rocky, and is a very friendly fellow. He had a ride in my car down to the tire shop, where I had a flat fixed.

It is a beautiful day here, sunny and about 60 degrees. Gardens and trees all blooming like mad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 04:14 PM (I7pZ1)

22

The Dodo site has a story about a cat who has Trex front legs.

Reminds me of our beloved Trex.

Posted by: four seasons at April 04, 2026 04:14 PM (3ek7K)

23 The pet pictures were also really nice.

Seperately, my experiments are going well. Horror movies, no matter how disturbing are about 20% less scary with a cat laying in your lap.

Even more so if they're purring.

Ralphy is better. I'm holding him as he goes down steps. I think that's best.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

24 One of our "indoor only" cats managed to get out for about 24 hours and one thunderstorm.

Now that she has been "rescued" back into the house, she is essentially velcroed to me. If I stop moving, the cat is on me in less than 30 seconds.

I believe that in her meows she is claiming to have PTSD far worse than any vet that did two tours of duty of Vietnam. She is most displeased when I express skepticism regarding her claims.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 04, 2026


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My boyhood cat Rusty, indoor and patio only, got lost at one point for about two and a half days. We were afraid he'd gotten into the shop whose back door opened into our patio and then onto the street. My mother, brother, and I searched around the block and beyond for a long time. We were beginning to believe he was gone for good. Then, early on the third morning, there he was at the kitchen door, meowing to come in. He was starved, but unhurt. He probably got into that shop and then hid in terror of strange people for all that while.

He was very pleased to be back and never disappeared again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:15 PM (wzUl9)

25 The CDS must have sensed an upcoming vacancy. There was a cute ginger cat on the front porch last night. I went outside to check the weather, and was looking up at the clouds. And when I looked down, this orange cat was just sitting there, staring at me from the bottom of the steps. I went into the house and got it some food.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:15 PM (f0sNM)

26 Well, one more week before I'm supposed to take the sweet Zero G Babymonster to her new home. This one is special. I hope she has a long, good life.

https://is.gd/Uf7obY
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She looks much like my late Wolf, even to the brownish tinge to her fur. Black cats seem to have the best personalities, don't they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:17 PM (wzUl9)

27 Stateless, I forget exactly what is wrong with Ralphy. Did he fall? Is he arthritic? I wonder if you have tried CBD chews for him. Those helped our old boy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:17 PM (FrGmf)

28 Bravo was out all night last night, and there were thunderstorms. I was worried, didn't sleep, even though I figured he just got stuck in our neighbor's garage again. Around 10AM this morning, he came ambling up the back walk.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:18 PM (f0sNM)

29 Black cats seem to have the best personalities, don't they?

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Indeed. I really, really like this one.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:18 PM (f0sNM)

30 OH BOY, THE PARK!
I CAN KILL SOME DUCKS!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 04:21 PM (Kt19C)

31 Commisar is Haitan?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 04:22 PM (+89TD)

32 No offense to Jax, but if I lived on the Isle of Skye, I would proclaim myself the official taste tester of Talisker Single Malt Scotch, and make everyone lick their own stamps.

Talisker is a good one. Nice and smokey.

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

33 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026
Beautiful cat.


Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:17 PM (FrGmf)
He somehow fell out of my bed around 3am in the morning 2.5 weeks back. He does have arthritis but everyone's amazed at how much life he has for14.7 years.


I hope everyone has a happy week.

It's about to storm here. Snowflake went home to eat and I just brought her in until it passes.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)

34 Currently petless. Had to have my covid senior kitty euthnazied a year ago last fall and then Toby dog had to cross the rainbow bridge in December. I'm not ready for another dog yet, but I may have to go the shelter and check out the cats.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 04:25 PM (+89TD)

35 Are cats aware of colors? I have a new rug, Iranian but tribal rather than formal pattern--if you looked at it you might think it was Navaho. Shades of camel to orange. Georgie has decided to live there! He crawls under it, pulls it over him, sleeps stretched out. And he is all but invisible, he melds in so well! In the middle of the night I have to be vewy vewy careful.

Posted by: Wenda at April 04, 2026 04:25 PM (dd+qC)

36 Black cats seem to have the best personalities, don't they?

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Indeed. I really, really like this one.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026


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They look so fierce, and sometimes fussy, but are adaptable and easygoing. And the late Marie-Antoinette, a medium-hair black like Stirling, was the smartest I've ever known; loved to walk on a lead, for instance..

Miss Linda likes to say that Tatiana, my first Siberian, was the smartest. "She pulled open the drawer to get to her toys!" Me: "Marie got *us* to bring out her toys. That's pretty darn swift."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:26 PM (wzUl9)

37
Thank you for the Pet Thread, KT! I'll attempt to find additional back yard flora to send to you.

*game camera, bird feeders...*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 04, 2026 04:26 PM (QVmho)

38 On Tuesday, I walked by the Pet Sense store in the strip mall near my house. There was what looked like a travel bag at the front door. I was getting my walk in before taking my dad to a doctor’s appointment. Anyway, turned out it was a cat in a fabric carrier. It was a very pleasant day and the store was going to open within the hour. I assumed that someone was just dropping the cat for grooming before heading to work.
The next day I went in to check and make sure that the animal was okay. I showed the young lady the picture I’d taken the morning prior. She said that the cat was left there and pregnant. I was furious. I’m not a cat person and I can’t take care of a pet right now, but I’m going to go back this Monday and give them cash to pay for the animal’s expenses.
I wish people wouldn’t get a pet, and then bail on the responsibility of having one. Humans can be real cruel jerks.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 04, 2026 04:27 PM (OTOad)

39 re cats aware of colors? I have a new rug, Iranian but tribal rather than formal pattern--if you looked at it you might think it was Navaho. Shades of camel to orange. Georgie has decided to live there! He crawls under it, pulls it over him, sleeps stretched out. And he is all but invisible, he melds in so well! In the middle of the night I have to be vewy vewy careful.
Posted by: Wenda at April 04, 2026


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I'm not sure. Seems I've read that cats are not as color-blind as dogs. Certainly the felines all seem to know where they look the best, or the places that, when they lounge or curl there, their humans go "Awwww!" more often.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:29 PM (wzUl9)

40 I wish people wouldn’t get a pet, and then bail on the responsibility of having one. Humans can be real cruel jerks.
Posted by: Unkaren at April 04, 2026 04:27 PM (OTOad)
Bingo! You get the pick of the litter. And that one will be your buddy for a long time.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 04:31 PM (LHPAg)

41 Hey guys,

Small update on our cats

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Very sad to see all the pets that have found their wings. My condolences to the pet parents.

Posted by: Joyenz at April 04, 2026 04:32 PM (2F0/Y)

42 OT, but the "Ace TV" channel is showing a 1958 episode of Mike Hammer w/ Darren McGavin. Sharp and clear, but no closed-captioning. Of course actors actually spoke their lines then instead of mumbling.

It's not on the online schedule; The Snows of Kilimanjaro w/ Gregory Peck is listed as running until 4 pm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:32 PM (wzUl9)

43 Cats tend to see colors in a way humans might characterize as "desaturated."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WADObNeVG4

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:34 PM (f0sNM)

44 We've delayed adopting another doggeh. Our fence needs work, and hubby is recovering from shoulder surgery. So we will work on the fence in time. It's not a bad thing. It has given me plenty of time to grieve and be okay with having another dog in time.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:34 PM (FrGmf)

45 Hooray for the Pet Thread, the furriest thread of the week. So sorry to see such fine pets passing on.💔

Feral farm cat news: Little Rascal, whom we think is the mama of the getting-bigger-all-the-time kittens (who remain shy and elusive), was getting rather rotund, but then suddenly this week she is skinny again. We've looked around the tin barn but haven't seen any signs of new kittens. It's early yet.

Daisy the feisty Oklahoma Malinois, is pretty smart. Had a much-needed heavy drought-breaking storm night before last. Yesterday morning, I got up and Daisy was there at the back door, as she often is, to go outside first thing. I warned her it was pretty wet out there. Opened the door, and she looked out but didn't even poke her nose out. Nope, nope, nope, she turned around and went back to bed.

Domestic indoor farm cat news: Ony, the old yellow-eyed black cat, just keeps rolling along. Getting on in years, so, glad to see. She is very vocal in demanding food and "requesting" her litter box be cleaned. Enjoys lying in bed with us, and sitting in my lap when I'm at the computer.

And, that's the critter report from Webworks Acres.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pandemonium! at April 04, 2026 04:36 PM (/rhF0)

46 Yesterday heard what sounded like a death fight on the deck. Turns out the dogs had stranded our resident squirrel on the side of the garage, which the squirrel traverses to get to the bird feeders. Piper was screaming like she was getting kicked by a moose. Luckily, the squirrel eventually went around the corner out of reach of said dogs, and everyone calmed down for a bit. It was 15 minutes of noise as if we were torturing both dogs. I wondered what the neighbors might think, but then, I decided I just didn't give one fat rat's backside what they think.

Rodent patrol is no small matter around here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 04:37 PM (DwqWV)

47 Wolfus, I've never heard of Ace TV. But I imagine it having shows about shelving fails, hot irons and Ewoks.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:37 PM (FrGmf)

48 Lucy the Fink sends her greetings. Which, is mostly a sniff and then a walk away.

Mr Poppins,
I’m so sad to hear about your sweet pup. I know how much you love your four legged friends.

I like most animals more than most people. Except evil river otters. Don’t trust those bastards. I saw one yesterday on the beach. He was just daring the dog to come investigate. Woulda ripped its frigging face off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 04:39 PM (A5RD0)

49 Rodent patrol is no small matter around here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 04:37 PM (DwqWV)

Yesterday, here at my sister's home, one of the cats, Pancho, was observed trying to bring a dead baby rat in by way of the kitty door. He was shooed out, and spent some time body-slamming the dead rat, until it vanished somewhere. Vancouver, being a port city, definitely has a rat problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 04:41 PM (I7pZ1)

50 Wolfus, I've never heard of Ace TV. But I imagine it having shows about shelving fails, hot irons and Ewoks.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026


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That would be entertaining! No, this one recently showed up amid a cluster of new over-the-air channels around the local digital channel 41. The onscreen guide lists its name, but says "No Info Available."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

51 Prayers for Peace of Spirit as folk grieve their beloved companions.

Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 04, 2026 04:42 PM (3ZUWJ)

52 The vultures are back on my deck, starting families. The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes. I can send the one pic I got, if there is interest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

53 That would be entertaining! No, this one recently showed up amid a cluster of new over-the-air channels around the local digital channel 41. The onscreen guide lists its name, but says "No Info Available."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

Tune in for the long-running reality series, "Adventures in Shelving."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (I7pZ1)

54 My cats have been more than just pets. The dictionary says "friend" is "one who is bound by ties of affection or loyalty to another," and that certainly has described my relationships with my cats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:45 PM (wzUl9)

55 Nurse, aside from their preferred hangouts, what is the actual difference between river otters and sea otters? Are they the same species?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

56 I got to pat a good boy on my walk this morning. Went out to a lake to sit out and a fisherman had a dog who came up to see what I was reading.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

57 They are very primitive-looking creatures, aren't they? As if God did a first draft of the cat, looked it over, and said, "Come on. I can do better than *that*."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


American possum = rat + badger
Australian possum = squirrel + bunny

https://is.gd/XIEUGB

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 04:53 PM (VHUov)

58 The vultures are back on my deck, starting families. The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes. I can send the one pic I got, if there is interest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

We have vultures hanging around. They enjoy sitting atop the utility pole in the front yard. People are surprised when I tell them that they are birds of prey and protected. They have their place in the economy of things.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:58 PM (FrGmf)

59 Victor,
Thanks for the link. I am disappoint. Although if he sees himself as green/blue and the rug as green/blue, perhaps he still thinks he blends in!

Posted by: Wenda at April 04, 2026 05:00 PM (dd+qC)

60 I am very careful of turkey vultures on the ground in my proximity. They can projectile vomit as a defense mechanism. I don't wish to be bathed in the glory of regurgitated roadkill possum.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:08 PM (FrGmf)

61 58 The vultures are back on my deck, starting families. The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes. I can send the one pic I got, if there is interest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

We have vultures hanging around. They enjoy sitting atop the utility pole in the front yard. People are surprised when I tell them that they are birds of prey and protected. They have their place in the economy of things.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:58 PM (FrGmf)
I have never heard of a buzzard eating something live.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 05:10 PM (LHPAg)

62 Please accept my condolences losing a pet is a real heartbreaker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 05:16 PM (RIvkX)

63 what is the actual difference between river otters

Sea otters hold hands at night because they're gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 05:17 PM (Kt19C)

64 Jax produces more good things for our society then the whole Democrat Party in the US.

For one thing Jax has a job and does not live off of Government programs !!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 04, 2026 05:19 PM (38587)

65 I'm sorry for MP4's loss of his fur baby. It hurts to lose our animules.

Posted by: fly gal at April 04, 2026 05:20 PM (Gpgvi)

66 I have never heard of a buzzard eating something live.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 05:10 PM (LHPAg)


No. Me either. But they are technically considered birds of prey, and it is a federal offense to kill them, according to the Migratory Bird Act of 1918.


My rancher neighbor has had issues with caracaras preying on newborn calves. We call those Mexican eagles, or Mexican buzzards but they are falcons. They are also considered a bird of prey.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:21 PM (FrGmf)

67 As an aside:

Owney (ca. 1887 – June 11, 1897) was a terrier mix[1] adopted in the United States as a postal mascot by the Albany, New York, post office about 1888. The Albany mail professionals recommended the dog to their Railway Mail Service colleagues, and he became a nationwide mascot for nine years (1888–1897).[2] He traveled over 140,000 miles throughout the 48 contiguous United States and around the world as a mascot of the Railway Post Office and the United States Postal Service. He was the subject of commemorative activities, including a 2011 U.S. postage stamp.[3]

Pic at:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owney_(dog)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2026 05:29 PM (XeU6L)

68 I see a new thread. Commence reading.

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 05:33 PM (dIske)

69 NOOD Easter bunny

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:33 PM (FrGmf)

70 Then, there's Mr.ZiP:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._ZIP

And, the Eagle:
https://logos-world.net/usps-logo/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2026 05:34 PM (XeU6L)

71 Damn. Eagle gets one-upped by a bunny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2026 05:35 PM (XeU6L)

72 "The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes."

I understand it's the same with the Baldwin brothers.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 06:25 PM (f0sNM)

Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, April 4

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Happy Holiday Weekend! The air is fresh around here, and you can almost feel it in these photos, too!

Here are photos of my Anemone Clematis, almost at its peak. I've been training this vine almost 20 years.

San Franpsycho

Twenty years! The flowers DO look like anemones, but also like clematis!

I love them. How about you?

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Are there some roses in that border, too?

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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By

Grow some greens!

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Ah, Nature

Well, Spring is definitely in the air! I managed to get a photo of something rarely seen in the wild--two FedEx trucks mating.

Number of offspring varies, but delivery sometimes happens later that same day.

Thanks for the weekend threads!

BeckoningChasm


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I have never observed this in the wild! Thanks!

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Adventure

Cherry Blossoms

Hi

I finally made the walk to Kenwood. This was the first time I was able to do a walk of that length since well before my hip surgery but I had a goal. Was determined to get there. And it was just in time. Blossoms had mostly gone white already and when the wind blew it was raining blossoms.

The little yellow flowers were literally a carpet on the forest floor. The other pictures are mostly Kenwood where the trees are just ancient and have shapes out of a fantasy novel.
The last picture, I think it's a redbud? Looks like the flowers are growing right out of the branch.
Hope you enjoy these as much as I did taking them.

Sharon(willow's apprentice)

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Glad you were able to visit Kenwood and take those lovely photos to share with us!


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Gardens of The Horde

The Tree!

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Hi KT! Hope you're doing well.

I've been absent from Saturday postings for awhile, but I wanted to share this photo of our red bud tree. Back in 2021, our first spring at the new house, I got one of those free tree packs from the Arbor Day Foundation. Since all we had was bare clay around the place (we built in a field) I had to put them all in pots. Eventually, they made it into 10" pots.

We got the red bud into the ground in early summer of 2024, and it's budding now. So cool! Two hawthornes and two crapemyrtles survived as of last year, still in pots. My Darwinian torture chamber of procrastination and neglect produces hardy survivors.

I'll try to get a photo of the whole tree later on, when it starts to get leaves. Publius said it's a nice-looking tree, and he rarely gives unsolicited commentary on the plantings around here.

He likes the hostas, too. Their little horns are sticking up.

My current project consists of digging up wild onions, which are EV.REE.WHERE.

Miley

Thanks for the great photo, information and garden update. I see a few Redbud blossoms sneaking out on that three last week . . .

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Hope everyone has a nice weekend.


If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:

ktinthegarden at g mail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

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Week in Review

What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, March 28

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 01:30 PM




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1 Good afternoon Greenthumbs

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:37 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Chives are doing well, see oregano starting.
And put snow blower in back of the garage

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:39 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Sorry I'm late. The system is switching length and width on photos again. On top of pet-related chaos . . .

Posted by: KT at April 04, 2026 01:54 PM (7vIsy)

4 Pat* was late last week. Don't forget to check her update.

Posted by: KT at April 04, 2026 01:55 PM (7vIsy)

5 That clematis is really blooming!

Posted by: 40 Miles North at April 04, 2026 02:05 PM (EaLNz)

6 My Darwinian torture chamber of procrastination and neglect produces hardy survivors.
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I once heeled in four bare root roses for later planting, got lazy and neglected them, and let them bloom right in that spot. Sometimes you've got to lower your standards and give your inner Martha Stewart a day to eat Cheetohs in front of the tube.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 02:08 PM (kpS4V)

7 San Franpsycho, that clematis is epic!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 02:10 PM (kpS4V)

8 This quaintly dressed fellow converted an overgrown rocky area of his yard into a cutting garden:

https://tinyurl.com/y67sjmdm

It's got me thinking I need to plant a patch of gladioli and dahlias.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 02:10 PM (kpS4V)

9 Hi morons, yes the clematis is trained on a climbing rose which I'm afraid may have been killed in the process.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

10 Eris, he's a great watch. Well worth going back through his videos, if you haven't already. He doesn't post much, but I really enjoy it when he does.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 04, 2026 02:16 PM (Vvh2V)

11 I'm in the garden now and I've also got some purple hollyhocks blooming which I haven't seen in 2-3 years also the nasturtium are starting to bloom in orange and red.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 02:18 PM (RIvkX)

12 He walked into hell, and walked out with all the lost souls.

He will meet you where you are.

Call out to Him. He’s right there with you.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 04, 2026 02:20 PM (9MWCZ)

13 Haven't decided on vegetable plants yet. My garden location is getting worse every year as more shade than sun . Its down to lmid afternoon now, and before end of summer maybe 4 hours of direct sun.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 02:22 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Had a nice surprise this week. About 40 years ago we planted a few grape hyacinth. Wasn't our smartest placement: by the edge of the driveway where it gets the brunt of snow and ice, run over by our car and any snowplows, many dogs walking by and mowed over. The plot is usually only good for grass and dandelions. Damned if we don't have some coming up. They aren't tall but they are visible, sort of shy. But they are still here. I find that encouraging.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 02:24 PM (yTvNw)

15 Trying to decide on Amazon parts for grill

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 02:31 PM (Ia/+0)

16 This is such a gorgeous time of year, even if the weather can't decide if it's winter or spring. (80s today but highs in the 50s in the forecast.) But the daffodils are in full bloom, the tulips are showing and the blossoming trees seem to glow in the bright sunlight. It's breathtaking.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 02:31 PM (yTvNw)

17 I planted a few more fruit trees. I got the Golden Delicious planted and added a Red Haven peach and Nanking cherry. I've ordered an apricot. I am thinking about having a small area behind the garden tilled up, in cae I decide to add something else. I need to get the garden planted but it's been very windy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 04, 2026 02:34 PM (gQ15S)

18 The photos in the gardening thread are always nice but that one of the clematis at the top should be framed and hung on a wall.

Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 02:37 PM (yTvNw)

19 From Boise area: Lows 30-46 F, highs 48-65. Some rain Mon. night through Wed. afternoon, then a snow flurry and a "tiny hail" flurry Thursday.

Hopefully the 2 pear trees' flowers were not damaged in the frost - peach flowers were probably already pollinated. Redbud is gorgeous, dogwood starting to show fat buds. I should send in a photo of our forsythia. The lily of the valley under the forsythia will probably crowd out the few surviving daffodils, which I will dig - along with all the bulbs behind the kitchen - so we can fill the raised bed we plan behind the kitchen as part of dealing with the drainage issue.

We bought some paving edgers for the back of the house project idea. Also trying to decide what to do with annoying barberry bushes immediately in front of the house... they tore up my Pine Tree flag.

I repotted all 5 surviving SunGold tomatoes, 2 red bell peppers and 2 poblanos. I'm leaving the smaller pepper plants in the original six-packs to grow more, especially more roots.

Have not yet caught the second raccoon. Hoping it isn't a pregnant female...

A blessed Easter to all!

Posted by: Pat* at April 04, 2026 02:38 PM (vJisi)

20 but it's been very windy.

Yknow who else was "windy"?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 02:39 PM (Kt19C)

21 The photos in the gardening thread are always nice but that one of the clematis at the top should be framed and hung on a wall.
Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 02:37 PM (yTvNw)
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*tips dunce cap*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 02:49 PM (RIvkX)

22 Well, looks like it will be above freezing during the day all this week. We still have about two feet of snow on the south side (in the garden), and a bit more on the north side. However, the planter against the house on the south side is snow free, and that's where I planted a bunch of bulbs last fall. No action yet since it is still well below freezing at night, but I'm hopeful.

Started my indoor starts this past week. With any luck, I will be in the greenhouse in about a month. Tons of work to do in the raised beds. I need to dig out all of the crappy strawberry plants and that nasty rhubarb, and replace them with actual, productive stuff. Need to top all of the beds with new dirt, too.

Wish my shoulder worked better since there will be a lot of digging. Maybe I can get the dogs to help!

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 02:51 PM (DwqWV)

23 I bought a 10' crepe myrtle last fall (got a big one because I'm impatient), and it looked dead to me, although the twig ends were flexible. This week, the little leaves started to appear!

Yard man mowed the grass last Sunday, and in 2 days, dandelion stems shot up by 6-8 inches all over the yard! crazy looking. Breezy and warm today in the Appalachian mountains.

Have a blessed Easter, friends.

Posted by: Beverly at April 04, 2026 02:54 PM (reMys)

24 I love the clematis! Mine doesn't bloom until later this summer. Right now it is looking a bit ragged.
But my tulips and daffs are making me happy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2026 02:57 PM (2WIwB)

25 Was our only nice day for week and was drizzling already but stopped. Like 50s next week

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)

26 A dog sat on my little 12" tall star magnolia, bending its shaft at the base. :-(

I straightened it, added a stake for support, and fastened it loosely with a twist tie. It seems to be surviving so far...

Posted by: Beverly at April 04, 2026 02:58 PM (reMys)

27 Huzzah! I think we're safely past False Springs and fully into True Spring, with the chance of the odd False Winter striking before planting season begins in earnest. Because Michigan.

I planted my fall mums and mounded mulch around them and Huzzah!, some of them seem to have survived the winter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 03:06 PM (kpS4V)

28 Wife said she read that the Clematis should be cut off to about 6 inches above ground for the Winter, so that is what she does.

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2026 03:07 PM (LjEfn)

29 Like the pic of deviled egg plant.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 03:08 PM (Kt19C)

30 I have poor luck with clematis. May try hollyhocks against the back fence.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 03:09 PM (kpS4V)

31 Mating fedex trucks lol

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 03:19 PM (DoBxX)

32 Ordered parts for grill, i do love to grill stuff

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)

33 My dianthus started blooming aggressively 2 days ago. I think the daylilies will start coming out pretty soon, but the blanket flowers look like crap. I'll see soon about hibiscus.

But I'm going to turn over the annual patches to vegetables next week. I'm tired of not getting anything to eat but herbs and tea.

I'm thinking herbs, peppers, & tomatillos on one patch, for a green chile garden. Then some tomatos and other herbs for a pizza garden. Not sure what to do with the the third one. It's smaller.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2)

34 Thanks for the fabulous Saturday threads, K.T.!

I mostly lurk on weekdays and weekends but wanted you to know how much I appreciate your weekend efforts.

Happy Easter!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 04, 2026 03:23 PM (vrNzf)

35 I planted cabbages today, and I planted onions last week. It feels too early to plant, but I am starting anyways. It is going to be a while before I will plant the corn.

Mom used to try to plant beginning in June, but she taught school, and that was when she had time to work the garden.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 03:29 PM (rbvCR)

36 Sometimes you've got to lower your standards and give your inner Martha Stewart a day to eat Cheetohs in front of the tube.

I need to frame that and hang it on my wall 😂

The poppies are starting to bloom in the compost pile (they HATE manicured gardens), the jackmanii clematis is starting to come up, the tiny rosebush is starting to bud, and the lawn service just planted vincas in the flower beds for the summer.

We have some antique roses scheduled to be delivered for planting in a week or so - it will be nice to have those back after all these years!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 03:33 PM (SRRAx)

37 PET NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:40 PM (Ia/+0)

38 When I got my diagnosis (6-12 month prognosis) 18 months ago, I asked our lawn service to find me a red Japanese maple to plant in our front garden by our (pre-fab) tiny pond.

I am happy to report that this year it is absolutely beautiful, and still giving me joy ♥️♥️♥️

And all of the bulbs that they planted for me have been blooming their hearts out!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 03:42 PM (SRRAx)

39 Not sure what to do with the the third one. It's smaller.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Cutting garden? Flowers and bulbs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 03:46 PM (kpS4V)

40 Alternately, a bee and butterfly patch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 03:48 PM (kpS4V)

41 Thanks for posting my photos KT. Was out all afternoon at the movies of all places with Iris. It is so wonderful that I have 'Etta's and Morons close enough that we can do stuff.
I am watching stuff I planted last year slowly emerge. May have to replace my azalea which is brown and ugly. Going to wait and see if it recovers but looks pretty bad.
Have a great week all and promise to be more prompt next week.🌺🌷🌻🌳

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 04, 2026 07:08 PM (t/2Uw)

Holy Saturday and the world keeps turning

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Courtesy Daily Citizen, via Donald Sensing

Hope everyone is having a nice Holy Saturday or Passover commemoration. Have you been paying attention to the Artemis Mission? Here's a live tracker. The world is still turning.

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NASA has gotten pretty expensive lately:

Artemis is an absurdly expensive boondoggle & it will cost the same as ~14 hours of Medicare/Social Security spending

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The Artemis Mission has triggered a renewal in conspiracy theories concerning faking of the first moon landing, based largely on two strange interview exchanges with Buzz Aldrin, one in 2000 and one in 2015. But Aldrin supported Trump for President in 2024 based on support for the space program.

Artificial Intelligence is gonna be fun.

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Michael Smith:

America the Sin Eater

We didn’t choose to police the world—we earned the burden by pretending we didn’t have to. In a borderless, asymmetric world, refusing to act early doesn’t prevent conflict—it guarantees a bigger one.

People wonder why America is filling the role of global police when Trump promised no more new or “forever wars.”

I think there is a simple reason—and it is one I have personally experienced over a business career that included frequent international travel, extended assignments abroad, and even a few years living overseas.

9/11 changed more than just America; it changed our relationship with the rest of the world and how American citizens moved through it. Personally, I went from believing I had a kind of protective aura because I was an American to understanding I was a target. As terrorists grew emboldened, it became clear that if I were detained or kidnapped, there was no guarantee American assets would be coming to retrieve me. Holding an American passport was no longer a guarantee.

When I landed in Dubai in 2002 on an American Airlines flight, I remember thinking that being an American on an American airline, flying over Middle Eastern terrain within MANPAD range in a plane with a big American flag on the tail, might not have been the best idea.

It also awakened me to the reality that as America pushed globalization, we failed to recognize that globalization works in reverse—importing cultures and people not aligned with American principles and values. That realization only deepened when former President Obama worked to diminish American standing and leadership in an effort to make us just one nation among many. He and his allies believed that being a superpower drew too much attention, and that if we were simply another country—like those in Europe—there would be less threat to America and Americans.

Ludicrous. When America appears weak, as it did during the Carter, Obama and then the Biden administrations, the threat does not recede—it grows.
The truth is that America has always been more than “Team America: World Police.” It has been the world’s sin eater.

In historical lore, a sin eater is someone who takes on the sins of another through a ritual act, absolving them and allowing them peace. America has often played that role—absorbing the consequences of global disorder and, in the process, preventing humanity from being permanently stained by the worst evils men inflict on one another. At times, this “sin eating” has not only preserved peace but advanced the broader cause of civilization.

There is a simple rule about problems: they rarely improve when ignored. More often, they grow—and once they metastasize, they become far more difficult to resolve quietly.

That is why I find the assertion that Iran “presented no imminent threat” to America so unconvincing. . .

Read the whole thing, if you have time. I have seen arguments from the Woke Right that if the Ayatollahs really intended to destroy "all Jews", "all Infidels", etc. they would have already murdered members of minority religions in their own population (rather than murdering protesters?)

Perhaps they have never heard of the Hidden Imam.

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WEEKEND

The Week In Pictures: No Queens Edition

It was a busy week! The Democrats conducted one of their periodic “no kings” self-owns, while the Noem family experienced an unexpected bump in the road. April Fools Day came and went, and Tiger Woods’ vehicle once again let him down. The conflict in Iran continued, but memesters didn’t seem to notice. The Supreme Court heard a big birthright citizenship case, and if some of this week’s memes puzzle you, google “KitKat.”

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Music

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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, Competing Intellectual Systems

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 11:23 AM




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1 Good morning KT

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 11:24 AM (Ia/+0)

2 rst

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 11:24 AM (SCCU1)

3 That's what I get for reading content.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 11:25 AM (SCCU1)

4 Buzz also set a denier straight at one time.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:26 AM (V4IXI)

5 NASA has gotten pretty expensive lately:

Artemis is an absurdly expensive boondoggle & it will cost the same as ~14 hours of Medicare/Social Security spending


That mostly tells me Medicare /SS fraud is out of control.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:27 AM (V4IXI)

6 I work with a landing denying, chem trail fearing, flat earther.
The three most easily disprovable conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 11:29 AM (SCCU1)

7 Good morning Hordemates.
BRCC - Gunship brew.
Mmmmmmm

Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2026 11:29 AM (2WIwB)

8 Morning Sir.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 11:30 AM (SCCU1)

9 Well I want the American PD to shut the police stations down in Europe and let them fend for themselves. It's like some people here in America who hate the police until they need them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:30 AM (V4IXI)

10 I work with a landing denying, chem trail fearing, flat earther.

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who does probably does not vote, because the government is illegitimate in the first place !

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:31 AM (GD0B3)

11 So, the Apollo I mission was faked? Because everyone involved seemed completely convinced that Gus Grissom, Ed White and Roger Chaffee burned to death in the capsule during a launch rehearsal.

We also apparently "faked" the Apollo XIII mission, which never made it to the moon. We were damned lucky to get that crew back to Earth alive.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 11:33 AM (X+xvk)

12 That mostly tells me Medicare /SS fraud is out of control.

Hands off our social security and medicare/medicaid.

We need all the help we can get while escaping persecution and poverty in our homelands while doing the jobs people don't want to do.

Posted by: Undocumented Visitors and Guest Workers at April 04, 2026 11:35 AM (EJoEY)

13
Buzz Aldrin conducted work and moving without growing fatigued during EVAs, something that had not been accomplished satisfactorily in the Gemini flights prior to Gemini 12.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2026 11:36 AM (xG4kz)

14 I think what's holding us back from leaving nato is the access to bases. Of course, not being able to use them is a strong reason to leave.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 04, 2026 11:37 AM (VCgbV)

15 Hi KT - seems the "Week in Pictures " link is malfunctioning..

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 11:37 AM (qVGoX)

16 I didn't know Aldrin was a Trumper. I had some vague recollection that he was a big Dem supporter. Maybe I'm mixing him up with some other astronaut.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 11:38 AM (BI5O2)

17
I think what's holding us back from leaving nato is the access to bases. Of course, not being able to use them is a strong reason to leave.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended


Work out bilateral agreements for those bases that we do need, and dismantle or abandon the rest. Europe has Muzzy fever and it doesn't look good for them to cure it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2026 11:40 AM (xG4kz)

18 Why are we sending astronauts into space before we have a complete bio-dome created by AI and robotics on the moon for sustained human habitation?

Is training AI to create deep fakes of AOC's tits and big juicy booty of a higher priority than establishing a space station on the moon? Can we not multitask?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 04, 2026 11:40 AM (UqSya)

19 think what's holding us back from leaving nato is the access to bases. Of course, not being able to use them is a strong reason to leave.

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relocate to Greenland!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:40 AM (GD0B3)

20 I have seen arguments from the Woke Right that if the Ayatollahs really intended to destroy "all Jews", "all Infidels", etc. they would have already murdered members of minority religions in their own population (rather than murdering protesters?)

I wonder if Charlie Kirk would have been considered a member of the "woke right" were he still alive, considering he was against removing the Ayatollahs and against war in Iran in general.

YouTube (Charlie Kirk June 2025): https://bit.ly/3NERJ6I

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 04, 2026 11:41 AM (P5BPp)

21 It's like some people here in America who hate the police until they need them.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:30 AM (V4IXI)

And some love them til Meal Team Six raids their church in an APC, looking for cooties.

It's like anything else involving governmental use of force - you need it sometimes, but never, ever trust them implicitly. They are people, and some will be fine, and many will be evil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 11:41 AM (BI5O2)

22 Happy Easter weekend to all the morons and ettes and families. I haven't posted much but lurk regularly since around eleven years ago. Love you all, especially Ben Had and Anna Puma, whom I have never met. Prayers up for America and our Commander in Chief.

Posted by: Buck at April 04, 2026 11:42 AM (d3Hs5)

23 Tired of those on the woke right regurgitating the we meddled in Irans affairs in 1953 narrative. It’s a BS excuse for the United States to be eternally attacked by Iran. “We started it by overthrowing the democratically elected Mosaddegh in 1953 coup!”. Same excuse leftists used to blame the the United States to impose the ayatollah’s on Iran, same excuse Ron Paul used in 2007 during his presidential run.
Two of the biggest lies foisted on this country. This and the “big switch” how magically every southern racist became a Republican..

Posted by: JROD at April 04, 2026 11:42 AM (PLgLU)

24 Just finished my first big, good breakfast (two eggs, bacon, home fries, juice, toast and coffee) since I started chemo December 1st. Most importantly, enjoyed it immensely.
Life moves on. Thank you God.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 11:42 AM (sl73Y)

25 16 I didn't know Aldrin was a Trumper. I had some vague recollection that he was a big Dem supporter. Maybe I'm mixing him up with some other astronaut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 11:38 AM (BI5O2)

John Glenn maybe?

Posted by: Part of the Keating Five at April 04, 2026 11:43 AM (TbWk/)

26 My problem with the world policeman thing is we rarely arrest anyone. We go out on patrol but all the criminals still do their shit. At the cost of $1T+ a year.

I’d be happy if the world were put on notice that you fuck with an American, your capital city doesn’t exist the next day. Kabul and Riyadh should have been glass on 9/12.

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:45 AM (c3Uld)

27 I had some vague recollection that he was a big Dem supporter.

Not saying he is a Democrat, but he’s from an era when a much larger population didn’t care as much about party as about who was actually running. You could support John F. Kennedy over Richard Nixon in one election, and Richard Nixon over Lyndon Baines Johnson in another without thinking you’d betrayed some political religion.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2026 11:45 AM (EXyHK)

28 One thing I've noticed among the younger idiots declaring that we faked the moon landings; they would never, ever suggest that the Soviets didn't put up the first satellite, the first man in space, or the first woman in space.

Nope. No Soviet achievements are ever questioned. The doubt is singularly reserved for one of mankind's highest technological achievements, and that is because that accomplishment can be attributed directly to Americans.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 11:45 AM (X+xvk)

29 IMO, NASA has been a bureaucracy since the moon landings.
It costs a lot to do very little.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 11:45 AM (Ia/+0)

30 Prayers up for America and our Commander in Chief.
Posted by: Buck at April 04, 2026 11:42 AM (d3Hs5)

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*tips hat*

Come on in, water's warm! Seriously, de-lurking is way easier than we generally imagine it to be...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 11:46 AM (qVGoX)

31 15 Hi KT - seems the "Week in Pictures " link is malfunctioning..

Hope I fixed it! Thanks.

Posted by: KT at April 04, 2026 11:46 AM (7vIsy)

32 I think what's holding us back from leaving nato is the access to bases. Of course, not being able to use them is a strong reason to leave.

That's why we need a bit of modern colonialism. Either working with other or just by declaration, establish a few small, strategic territories, held by massive military bases. Personally, I think Gibraltar should be the first, maybe Cyprus later.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 11:47 AM (sl73Y)

33 .... and Ben Had is definitely a leader of the welcoming committee!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 11:47 AM (qVGoX)

34 I wonder if Charlie Kirk would have been considered a member of the "woke right" were he still alive, considering he was against removing the Ayatollahs and against war in Iran in general.
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Perhaps. I was against those things, but it's happening without my input, so - I know it sounds crazy - I'm rooting for us to win. Same as I would if Biden did this (though I'd be way more scared of losing in that scenario).

I don't know what a dead man would say, but I have to figure he'd take a roughly similar position, since he wasn't a total cheeseball hustler like Carlson, et. al.

I think to be whatever "woke right" means you have to be screaming that America will lose, and deserves to because they are controlled by Jews.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 11:48 AM (BI5O2)

35 some vague recollection that he was a big Dem supporter.

Not saying he is a Democrat, but he’s from an era when a much larger population didn’t care as much about party as about who was actually running. You could support John F. Kennedy over Richard Nixon in one election, and Richard Nixon over Lyndon Baines Johnson in another without thinking you’d betrayed some political religion.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2026 11:45 AM (EXyHK)

Today JFK would be considered far right by the woke left.

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:48 AM (c3Uld)

36 Sure did, thanks! I was about to get the shakes.... haven't memed since the ONT 😂

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 11:49 AM (qVGoX)

37 "There are no atheists on top of rockets."

Yuri Gagarin.

Posted by: RNB at April 04, 2026 11:50 AM (ShYyF)

38 Today JFK would be considered far right by the woke left.
Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:48 AM (c3Uld)

I think one of TBE reasons they hate Trump so much is that his policies are those of a sober, competent JFK.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2026 11:51 AM (lFFaq)

39 Thank you K.T.

The one guy reminded me of all the retarded Canadians - sorry for the redundancy - that travel with the Canadian flag displayed. Like there's a difference to most foreigners.

I did see a tv commercial for a Neil Diamond tribute at a huge, fancy Toronto theatre. On the playlist is 'America.' I'd bet money, American money, that doesn't stay on the playlist until the end of the run.

And only 76 days to get your tickets for obama's presidential library of doom. You can win tickets or volunteer on his website!! Sorry, that just makes me laugh

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 11:51 AM (Sco7b)

40 You could support John F. Kennedy over Richard Nixon in one election, and Richard Nixon over Lyndon Baines Johnson in another without thinking you’d betrayed some political religion.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2026 11:45 AM (EXyHK

True enough, because it was a time before the complete rupture between Left and Right. Nobody is going to ostracize a neighbor who converts from Baptist to Methodist, but from Baptist to Satanist is another story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 11:52 AM (BI5O2)

41 23 Tired of those on the woke right regurgitating the we meddled in Irans affairs in 1953 narrative. It’s a BS excuse for the United States to be eternally attacked by Iran. “We started it by overthrowing the democratically elected Mosaddegh in 1953 coup!”. Same excuse leftists used to blame the the United States to impose the ayatollah’s on Iran, same excuse Ron Paul used in 2007 during his presidential run.
Two of the biggest lies foisted on this country. This and the “big switch” how magically every southern racist became a Republican..
Posted by: JROD

Mossadegh ran his own leftist coup before he was deposed. "His government came under scrutiny for ending the 1952 election before rural votes could be fully counted.[7] According to historian Ervand Abrahamian: "Realizing that the opposition would take the vast majority of the provincial seats, Mosaddegh stopped the voting as soon as 79 deputies—just enough to form a parliamentary quorum—had been elected." Later he rammed through a law from that Parliament giving him 18 months total of dictatorial power to rule by decree. And usurped the Shah's constitutional power to pick the Minister of War and Military Chief of Staff.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:52 AM (E4rtv)

42 I think one of TBE reasons they hate Trump so much is that his policies are those of a sober, competent JFK.

Trump’s election in 2016 was an incredible opportunity for the Democrats to return to their own golden age of JFK and, to a lesser extent, Clinton.

Instead, they chose James Buchanan, Stephen A. Douglas, and 1860.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2026 11:53 AM (EXyHK)

43 Mossadegh was a Marxist, puppet of the Soviets. There was nothing "Democratic" about him. He was another Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:54 AM (GD0B3)

44 Life moves on. Thank you God.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 11:42 AM (sl73Y)

Good for you. Enjoy the healing power of coffee and bacon.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 11:54 AM (Sco7b)

45 35 some vague recollection that he was a big Dem supporter.

Not saying he is a Democrat, but he’s from an era when a much larger population didn’t care as much about party as about who was actually running. You could support John F. Kennedy over Richard Nixon in one election, and Richard Nixon over Lyndon Baines Johnson in another without thinking you’d betrayed some political religion.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2026 11:45 AM (EXyHK)

Today JFK would be considered far right by the woke left.
Posted by: Heroq

Ike ushered in the Uniparty as the GOP accepted the New Deal and spent most of its time and energy on foreign affairs through Gerald Ford. The Great Society finally got pushback but not from the uniparty types of teh GOP represented by Ford, it took Reagan to start to try to roll back the uniparty.

GHWB and GWB reinstalled it as GOP's destiny. Now, Trump is fighting that same battle as Reagan did today with the GOP wing of the Uniparty.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:56 AM (E4rtv)

46 Just finished my first big, good breakfast (two eggs, bacon, home fries, juice, toast and coffee) since I started chemo December 1st. Most importantly, enjoyed it immensely.
Life moves on. Thank you God.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 11:42 AM (sl73Y)



A young man I know well is going through chemo now for a brain tumor. He's having a tough time. Prognosis isn't great. He's still in his 40's.
Damn.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2026 11:57 AM (2WIwB)

47 I wonder if Charlie Kirk would have been considered a member of the "woke right" were he still alive, considering he was against removing the Ayatollahs and against war in Iran in general.

YouTube (Charlie Kirk June 2025): https://bit.ly/3NERJ6I
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 04, 2026 11:41 AM (P5BPp)


I always considered the attacks on Erika Kirk to be the first step in "cancelling" Charlie Kirk and either destroying TPUSA or serving it up to the "moderate" neocons to use for their own goals, like the Tea Party was turned into a skin suit.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:58 AM (rbvCR)

48
Some people have compared the Obama
Presidential 'Library' to a WW2 German flak tower. But there important differences. For example, the German flak towers were so strongly built that it was found to be too difficult to dismantle them, and they stand to this day; while the Obama tower is so poorly constructed that it is likely to collapse on its own.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2026 11:58 AM (iTNuP)

49 - "easily disprovable"

I would agree on two of the three.
The 3rd, well, that's just a slang term for geoengineering which has been admitted to. The excuse, to save us from global warming.
Not to mention I see it very often. And why do they start right there and end right over there. Nothing different in the atmospheric conditions to cause that.
Not to mention short, say 2 second, "gaps" that appear at times before continuing on. I've seen that many times too.
Those jet engines burp or something?
Have you ever looked at evidence from the other side?

https://tinyurl.com/3h4x49fj

Time for me to get around.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2026 11:58 AM (LajFB)

50 they would never, ever suggest that the Soviets didn't put up the first satellite, the first man in space, or the first woman in space.

I always said the Soviet probe onto the hellworld, which they kept alive taking pictures for an hour, was the most awesome accomplishment of any space program.
Maybe the Cassini-Huygens mission comes close.
Speaking of atheism, that does however mean Venus remains NOT under the Russian Orthodox Church. The Moon, of course, sits in the episcopacy of the Orlando diocese of Catholicism.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 11:59 AM (E6ouU)

51 Nobody is going to ostracize a neighbor who converts from Baptist to Methodist, but from Baptist to Satanist is another story.

“In sixty years, your party is going to demand the segregation of blacks, build their platform on the inferiority of blacks, and of women of all colors, and…”

“Well, it’s happened before.”

“…and forced acceptance of child mutilation and rape.”

“Wait, what?”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2026 11:59 AM (EXyHK)

52 43 Mossadegh was a Marxist, puppet of the Soviets. There was nothing "Democratic" about him. He was another Hugo Chavez.
Posted by: runner

Yep. But the interesting thing is to witness exactly how the CIA and British coup was instituted. You see the same tactics today. That is also why I am reading William Colby's autobiography--these techniques now used in the US were well developed in Europe and elsewhere during the Cold War (and the Soviets had their variant as well) to change regimes that they did not like.

Those nasty color revolution techniques are now being employed in the US augmented by the left's study of Russian and Chinese cold war doctrines of overturning national governments.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

53 @41 whig-100% correct. Trying to explain that to someone on the “right” is the same as explaining the “big switch” is false to someone on the left.

Posted by: JROD at April 04, 2026 11:59 AM (PLgLU)

54 ..and of course the leftists love them some Mossadeh! The Shah replaced Mosaddeh with a different PM, someone who would follow the Constitution, and not try to overthrow the Constitutional order of Iran. Which makes today marxist/green alliance sad.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:59 AM (GD0B3)

55 Thank You for commenting on that whig

Posted by: JROD at April 04, 2026 12:00 PM (PLgLU)

56 Yep. But the interesting thing is to witness exactly how the CIA and British coup was instituted.

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It is my understanding that there are no documents to support CIA involvement and the sites promoting this line like are fake. Some created by Mosaddeh fanboys.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:02 PM (GD0B3)

57 I always considered the attacks on Erika Kirk to be the first step in "cancelling" Charlie Kirk and either destroying TPUSA or serving it up to the "moderate" neocons to use for their own goals, like the Tea Party was turned into a skin suit.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:58 AM (rbvCR)

***

You're probably right.
I've seen more Charlie Kirk vids since his death than in all the time before. I am convinced he was a once in a lifetime intellect. The Left cannot have that and will absolutely destroy TPUSA if they can.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2026 12:02 PM (2WIwB)

58 The Soviets would be proud of their protégé choice for a library

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 12:03 PM (Ia/+0)

59 Good morning all. Rainy day here, which is good, because I have household tasks to complete and books to read.

I've grown more jazzed about Artemis II the more I learn about it beyond the technical setbacks and curated makeup of the crew. These are eminently qualified people and the stink of *Biden has hopefully been vented.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 12:03 PM (kpS4V)

60 I don't remember where I read it, but there was a pretty interesting write-up on the welfare state that is the US these days.

TL ; DR -- How roughly 80% of the "working able" are dissuaded from entering the workforce through the various welfare programs that supply food, medical care, housing and even a basic monthly income. It's a huge factor in the fraud, and a reason why there's little interest in Congress to eliminate said fraud.

The author thinks it's essentially reparations given to this group to remain dependent on government, which in turn provides government with a side revenue taken from the actual productive people (taxes). And a reason why DOGE, an outfit that exposed the fraud, was the shortest lived government department in American history.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 12:04 PM (AkEZC)

61 See a headline
Iran calls on public to find a enemy pilot as US frantically searches

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 12:04 PM (Ia/+0)

62 Woke Reich wants to take over TPUSA, some of them are on the inside, feeding info to Ovens.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:04 PM (GD0B3)

63 From what I know of him from reading about him, I like William Glover. He served in the military in combat, doesn't appear to be woke or an atheist and has a nice smile.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2026 12:04 PM (Nx5jP)

64 28 One thing I've noticed among the younger idiots declaring that we faked the moon landings; they would never, ever suggest that the Soviets didn't put up the first satellite, the first man in space, or the first woman in space.

Nope. No Soviet achievements are ever questioned. The doubt is singularly reserved for one of mankind's highest technological achievements, and that is because that accomplishment can be attributed directly to Americans.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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That is because most yutes today have never been trained in logic, deduction, and the rest of scientific methodology/epistemology. And most of our current crop of teachers are probably one standard deviation lower in iq than teachers were during the Baby Boom or earlier. These teachers are capable of being indoctrinated but lack the critical iq level of actually being able to think for themselves. Lower end of midwittery.

For a long time now, journalism and education colleges have the lowest SAT/ACT scores and the most inferior graduate degree programs on campus.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)

65 Noon news updates

CBC....Trump will reign down hell
CNN and MS Now - Bondi. Did you know she got fired!
FoxNews - Artemis but US still searching for missing pilot.

MS Now had people on Velshi earlier explaining to us that President Trump is a pathological, narcissistic misogynist trying to have his political enemies prosecuted.

I've heard all that before, but not vomitted up within 2 minutes.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 12:05 PM (Sco7b)

66 They aren't planning a water landing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:06 PM (0iYbF)

67 We're having a bit of trouble raising funds for our Joseph Robinette Biden Lieberry Tower, so the idea now is to repurpose one of the U-Boat observation towers from the Delaware coast, probably the one in Bethany Beach. Please give 'til it hurts!

Posted by: Doktor Jill, Fund Chair at April 04, 2026 12:06 PM (oftw2)

68 >>> they would have already murdered members of minority religions in their own population...


Perhaps they are making sure the homos are eliminated first?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 12:06 PM (/lPRQ)

69 IMO, NASA has been a bureaucracy since the moon landings.
It costs a lot to do very little.
Posted by: Skip

Yah think?

In a June 2010 interview Charles Bolden (NASA Administrator appointed by Obama) stated that Obama had given him three main priorities when he took the job:

1.
2. and
“Third, and perhaps foremost,” find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with predominantly Muslim nations “to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering.”

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 12:06 PM (cYBz/)

70 Search for our pilot continues. Keep him your prayers on this holiest of religious holidays.

Posted by: Diabeetus at April 04, 2026 12:07 PM (+9A0s)

71 The Soviet Union and the CCP can accomplish the dangerous missions of advancement first only because they don't give a crap if their human operators are killed or not or that the mission had any real benefits. They just to be 'FIRST'.

Where have I seen that before?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 12:07 PM (V4IXI)

72 I always said the Soviet probe onto the hellworld, which they kept alive taking pictures for an hour, was the most awesome accomplishment of any space program.
Maybe the Cassini-Huygens mission comes close.
Speaking of atheism, that does however mean Venus remains NOT under the Russian Orthodox Church. The Moon, of course, sits in the episcopacy of the Orlando diocese of Catholicism.

Posted by: gKWVE

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Photographing the surface of Venus is profoundly impressive. I would say the United States throwing our toys out of our crib with the Voyager missions is a greater accomplishment. We went on a grand tour of our solar system, set our sights on exiting it completely, and that technology built in the early 1970's is still broadcasting.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 12:07 PM (X+xvk)

73 Iran was the first big example of a phenomenon that has played out many times in the Middle East, North Africa and Europe:

1.) Communists make common cause with Islamists, because they are common enemies of the West and capitalism.

2.) Communism is an ideology for coddled intellectual materialists, and Islam is a spiritual ideology, and thus inherently much more powerful - so at the nearest feasible moment, they break their bond, and feast on their erstwhile ally.

It happened to the Soviets in Iran and Afghanistan, and it happened to the various Leftist terror orgs in Europe, and now it's happening to the half the European continent.

At this point, the Left ain't coming here for the hunting. I think they have a deep-seated psychological urge to be dominated by Islam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 12:08 PM (BI5O2)

74 Woke Reich cannot do anything about the current "legacy" organization, but they are working on the outreach and the chapters, trying to reform them into their own little Jugendorganisation.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3)

75 It is my understanding that there are no documents to support CIA involvement and the sites promoting this line like are fake. Some created by Mosaddeh fanboys.
Posted by: runner

There are some of the US documents released eventually under FOIA. Basically we ran a low rent version by bribes, spending on grants, etc. to intellectuals, spent some money on propaganda against Mossadegh's regime, etc.

Brits, however, were more deeply involved due to the situation regarding the nationalization of their oil assets in Iran (they were broke and this would make them even broker). And they persuaded Ike to send Kermit Roosevelt to Iran to take over the joint operation to oust Mossadegh.

We had the money, the Brits had the contacts, and both were used to get rid of Mossadegh by persuading the Shah at the time to finally dismiss Mossadegh again.

Mossadegh though was a thorough going participant in making things worse and worse by becoming a tyrant himself well before he got ousted.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)

76 For example, the German flak towers were so strongly built that it was found to be too difficult to dismantle them, and they stand to this day; while the Obama tower is so poorly constructed that it is likely to collapse on its own.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2026 11:58 AM (iTNuP)

Provided that no one gets hurt, I'd love to see his stubby, penile edifice come crashing down like a man seeing a fat tubby broad naked.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2026 12:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

77 Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 12:07 PM (X+xv

Again all of our missions had the purpose of advancing the next mission and not just being first. That's why we have 4 vehicles on the moon , nine robotic rovers on Mars, the Hubble & Webb and a spacecraft outside of our Solar System.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 12:13 PM (V4IXI)

78 Wasn't this guy the voice of Hong Kong Phooey?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:13 PM (0iYbF)

79 @56 runner-iOperations Ajax(US) and Boots (UK) happened but Mosaddegh was appointed prime minister by the Shah. Prime Minister’s served at his pleasure and he went through ten of over the period of his reign 1941-1979. The US and UK helped facilitate the removal of Mosaddegh after he dissolved the Iranian parliament. He was the “coup”. There would be a better argument of western powers meddling in Iranian affairs with how the Shah came to power in 1941 than what happened in 1953.

Posted by: JROD at April 04, 2026 12:13 PM (PLgLU)

80 That is why I find the assertion that Iran “presented no imminent threat” to America so unconvincing. . .
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Maybe it's because I am almost 29, but the Hostage Crises is enough to eliminate the Islamic Republic, forever. Popular protests in Iran showed it's a good time to shit or get off the pot.
'Threat' matters not to me, revenge that has a chance of sticking now that the people seem pretty sick of the theocracy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 12:15 PM (/lPRQ)

81 List of American scientists recently murdered or gone missing:

https://tinyurl.com/2j89fzkh

Reminds me of the death of the Chinese-American physicist Ning Li, who refused an "offer" from the Communist Chinese to leave the United States and bring her anti-gravity research to China. She wound up being run over by a car....

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 12:17 PM (X+xvk)

82 Led by Kermit Roosevelt Jr. grandson of Theodore Roosevelt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:17 PM (0iYbF)

83 All I've heard that some docs were forged to present a version of "CIA coup". If there was a release under FOIA it should be easy to find. Right there on the CIA website, under FOIA reading room....

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:18 PM (GD0B3)

84 Provided that no one gets hurt, I'd love to see his stubby, penile edifice come crashing down like a man seeing a fat tubby broad naked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2026 12:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

I wish I was as nice as you.

Day one, all the 'dignitaries', Democrats and donors....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 12:18 PM (Sco7b)

85 All that money spent on Artemis could have been better spent in funding Somali Learing Centers.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 04, 2026 12:19 PM (j7INY)

86 No doubt Barky's Tower will have so many internal building issues having cost overruns to Union shops and oayoffs to inspectors.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 12:19 PM (Ia/+0)

87 I wish I was as nice as you.

Day one, all the 'dignitaries', Democrats and donors....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 12:18 PM (Sco7b)

Hi, I'm OrangeEnt and I'm not a nice person. - George Peppard

Yes, I would amend it to add all the D dignitaries and subversives be inside when it falls.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2026 12:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

88 Mossadegh though was a thorough going participant in making things worse and worse by becoming a tyrant himself well before he got ousted.
Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)

And he would have, for that reason, been ousted by the mullahs eventually, just a lot sooner than if we hadn't intervened.

Reference Afghanistan, 1973-1979.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 12:21 PM (BI5O2)

89 here :

part 1

"Did CIA Restore the Shah to His Throne? (S) TPAJAX did not "restore" the Shah to his throne either technically or constitutionally. Although the Iranian monarch left Tehran during the operation, he never abdicated. Mossadeq's argument that the Shah's firmans were invalid was disingenuous. The Iranian constitution gave the Shah the right to dismiss the Prime Minister. As soon as Mossadeq refused to obey the Shah's legal order, he was rebelling against constitutional authority. "

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:21 PM (GD0B3)

90 Again all of our missions had the purpose of advancing the next mission and not just being first. That's why we have 4 vehicles on the moon , nine robotic rovers on Mars, the Hubble & Webb and a spacecraft outside of our Solar System.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

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I agree. The Soviets also refused to acknowledge any failures in their space programs, ever. They had cosmonauts burn up in re-entry owing to the failure of heat shields, they had capsules flattened on impact owing to the non-deployment of parachutes, and they always reacted with radio silence. America's failures in space were always open for the entire world to witness.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 12:21 PM (X+xvk)

91 Posted by: JROD

I read 20th century public affairs history as a hobby and a lot of the old supporting documentation has eventually dribbled out.

Sifting through the JFK and RFK recent releases along with other released documents from that time has given me a new appreciation for CIA tactics domestic and foreign.

Essentially I learned, there is NO such thing as a former CIA officer, asset, or informant. Second, they rely on plausible deniability tradecraft where the lowest level 'handler' does not keep contemporary notes (the FBI does something similar with their notes) but gives edited paper reports to their superiors summarizing a situation report from the asset.

Second, the attitude among the intel officers is pretty much us against the world.

Third, given Colby's excellent account of his time in Italy when the US was battling Communists there, Colby describes trying to separate the domestic leftists from the Comintern sponsored evil ones. He spent time cultivating and essentially bribing all kinds of leftists and their papers/comms, despite these were political competitors for the main Christian Democrats. Thus controlled opposition technique.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

92 @75 whig- from what I understand Eisenhower thought Kermit Roosevelt was full of shit as it pertained to his conclusion of the “coup”. The CIA was seven years in and needed to justify its existence/funding. So voila! Look what we did! We facilitated a coup!

Posted by: JROD at April 04, 2026 12:23 PM (PLgLU)

93 "Has CIA's Role Been Exaggerated? (S) If Mossadeq's growing unpopularity invalidates one criticism of TPAJAX, it strengthens another...some historians argue that Mossadeq's deteriorating political base made it likely he would have fallen without American intervention. In this view, TPAJAX was unnecessary because Iranian domestic politics would have solved the problem itself..."

interesting

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:24 PM (GD0B3)

94 Thx K.T. Handel's Messiah is perfect for this time of year . Brings a tear to the eye while I lie here in a hospital bed. Thx again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 12:25 PM (19SAM)

95 "By August 1953, Mossadeq's support was vociferous but increasingly narrow. The Shah's support was latent but deep, and took a crisis�like the news of Tudeh demonstrators pulling down the Shah's statues�to awaken. Khorramabad residents, for example, wildly rejoiced at hearing of the monarch's return and threatened to destroy the homes of Tudeh leaders. Security forces prevented them from doing so. (U) Before dismissing reports like those from Khorramabad as propaganda, it must be remembered that CIA was able to influence directly events only in the capital city, and there only barely. Kermit Roosevelt had neither the money nor the agents to initiate the kinds of demonstrations that took place in Iran's widely separated cities..."

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:25 PM (GD0B3)

96 Sometime a ways before 1979 the US almost went to war with Iran.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:25 PM (0iYbF)

97 >>>All that money spent on Artemis could have been better spent in funding Somali Learing Centers.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega

>Next you'll be telling me that Cucker Tarlson is suggesting that zionists and the mossad are responsible for crucifying Jesus.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 04, 2026 12:25 PM (UqSya)

98 "Did CIA Restore the Shah to His Throne? (S) TPAJAX did not "restore" the Shah to his throne either technically or constitutionally. Although the Iranian monarch left Tehran during the operation, he never abdicated. Mossadeq's argument that the Shah's firmans were invalid was disingenuous. The Iranian constitution gave the Shah the right to dismiss the Prime Minister. As soon as Mossadeq refused to obey the Shah's legal order, he was rebelling against constitutional authority. "
Posted by: runner
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Absolutely true. In the purest form, Mossadegh was usurping the constitutional powers of the Shah and he was relying on control of urban mobs to stay in power. Thus, Mossadegh was trying his own coup before he got legally fired by the Shah as PM.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)

99 Great post
The attached article is good

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 12:26 PM (tcsrY)

100 there is a lot more in the FOIA section....read it , come to your own conclusions

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

101 Thank you for the video.

I'm generally a smartass agnostic, but there remains evidence of greater power than we can imagine... for all time.

SDG

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 12:26 PM (XuXeR)

102 Posted by: Smell the Glove at

Sorry for your being in the hospital. Gout is a miserable condition. I will pray for your healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2026 12:28 PM (rZCVI)

103 All innocent blood from Abel to Zechariah.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:28 PM (0iYbF)

104 92 @75 whig- from what I understand Eisenhower thought Kermit Roosevelt was full of shit as it pertained to his conclusion of the “coup”. The CIA was seven years in and needed to justify its existence/funding. So voila! Look what we did! We facilitated a coup!
Posted by: JROD
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I think the morale stiffening of the Shah to do what he feared doing was more important than what the CIA accomplished in the streets.

Iran is an interesting country as that Pahlavi shah was instituted, in part with British power, because the older Qajar dynasty Shah was deposed in the 20's over something very similar to Mossadegh's usurpation.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:30 PM (E4rtv)

105 Afyer they flipped the prime minister who reinstalled the Shah?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:32 PM (0iYbF)

106 runner,
One of the things that historians (writing from the left) keep insisting is that Mossadegh was so popular. I think that the nationalization of the British oil industry was popular (just like Nasser seizing the Suez Canal) but not Mossadegh personally as much. What is untold is the Soviet archives of what the KGB was doing there, they directly subsidized the Tudeh and had networks there in the Northern half from WWII before withdrawal. Similar to what they left in Austria or Greece. What is unclear is how much leftists taht were Mossadegh's base who were not overt communists were subsidized and provoked by Soviet black propaganda.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:34 PM (E4rtv)

107 4 or 5 years before 1979 our soldiers were told of a potential war with Iran.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:35 PM (0iYbF)

108 >>>I've grown more jazzed about Artemis II the more I learn about it beyond the technical setbacks and curated makeup of the crew. These are eminently qualified people and the stink of *Biden has hopefully been vented.

NPR was whining the other day that NASA was not promoting the diversity element of the mission/crew.

- first black to orbit the moon
- first female to orbit the moon
- first female launch director in NASA history.


Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 12:36 PM (Y1sOo)

109 @whig and runner-all spot on. It’s the way I understand the history of 1953/Iran too.

Posted by: JROD at April 04, 2026 12:38 PM (PLgLU)

110 Suposedly there is a capsule with a female cosmonaut still out there somewhere. Some Finns caught her last transmissions.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 12:38 PM (SCCU1)

111 Bush side stepped 9/11 against Islam
Barky was brought up in Islam so he wasn't doing it.
Trump 1st had to many Barky people to keep it from getting hot
Auto-Pen administration gave the Taliban billions in arms
So here we are

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 12:40 PM (Ia/+0)

112 a man seeing a fat tubby broad naked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2026 12:13 PM


We have our admirers, you know, including some here.

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at April 04, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)

113 No fat chicks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:42 PM (0iYbF)

114 105 Afyer they flipped the prime minister who reinstalled the Shah?
Posted by: Boss Moss

One of the political problems with the Shah Reza Pahlavi was that his father was deposed by the Brits in 1941 for being too pro Not See and Persian oil was absolutely necessary for the Brits to fight. So the Brits, with US acquiescence installed the son as Shah. For whatever reason, the last Shah's tumultuous term in office in his early years probably led to his reliance on SAVAK secret police later. He left to Rome during the peak of the Mossadegh era, had fired but then retracted his firing of Mossadegh as PM, and most likely had little stomach for being in the midst of a civil war.

An interesting sidenote is Averell Harriman who later married Randolph Churchill's first wife, Pamela Digby, was sent to Iran to straighten out its rail system for Lend Lease shipments to the Russians. That is in part how he became the Democrat's senior foreign policy advisor on the Middle East and Russia.

It was both UK and US coaxing that they would support him returning and firing Mossadegh for the final time that probably persuaded him to do it.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

115 @106 the SOviets knew the political terrain well. Russian-Persian/Iranian associations go way back. So I would assume they'd be influencing anyone who would serve their purpose.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:42 PM (GD0B3)

116 110 Suposedly there is a capsule with a female cosmonaut still out there somewhere. Some Finns caught her last transmissions.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 12:38 PM (SCCU1)

That would suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)

117 110 Suposedly there is a capsule with a female cosmonaut still out there somewhere. Some Finns caught her last transmissions.

Posted by: Reforger

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That would not surprise me.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 12:44 PM (X+xvk)

118 I don't know how a person could not love Hallelujah Chorus.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 12:44 PM (LHPAg)

119 I am really tired of the "no imminent threat" chorus by people who know fuck-all about geopolitics. How imminent does the threat have to be for us to act? Inbound ICBMs with nuclear warheads?

Posted by: Butch at April 04, 2026 12:45 PM (98xTj)

120 I am so used to hearing the Hallelujah Chorus at Christmastime that I forget that it is part of the "Easter" portion of The Messiah.

Thank you for reminding me 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 12:46 PM (SRRAx)

121 Letting Iran get away was a huge blunder. They were westernizing. Had access to F14s. Iraq had a Shiah Majority ruled by a Sunni Minority. The key to the whole region.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:46 PM (0iYbF)

122 From giving away the Panama Canal to ensuring the rise of the Ayatollah Khomeini, we sure have a lot to thank Jimmy Carter for, huh?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 12:47 PM (X+xvk)

123 Wouldn't have a space capsule dragged itself back to earth by now?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 12:48 PM (Ia/+0)

124 Suposedly there is a capsule with a female cosmonaut still out there somewhere. Some Finns caught her last transmissions.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 12:38 PM (SCCU1)

Was she a major?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2026 12:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

125 She probably ran out of vodka.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:50 PM (0iYbF)

126
Suposedly there is a capsule with a female cosmonaut still out there somewhere. Some Finns caught her last transmissions.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 12:38 PM (SCCU1)

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Can't verify.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2026 12:51 PM (nqb3H)

127 I wonder of Artemis has a couple of screws for when they get to the waters above?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:52 PM (0iYbF)

128 My feed is abuzz with conspiracies closer to home. This morning, a semi-truck believed to be hauling a gasoline tank crashed in Grand Rapids (Michigan). It happened in the southbound lanes of US-131 just south of the I-196 overpass, and emergency crews closed the roads.

The cab was empty and no sign of the driver.

So far, the choices are:
1. Illegal driver
2. government false flag operation to get Americans to fear Muslims and support Trump's illegal war
3. People protesting Trump's illegal war
4. Iranians
5. Mossad (see #2 because Jews control the US government)

6.
4.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2026 12:52 PM (Rqi4p)

129 125 She probably ran out of vodka.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:50 PM (0iYbF)
But as a practical Russian, she probably slit her wrists, screaming 'I knew you bastards would leave me up here! comrades, my ass!'.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 12:53 PM (LHPAg)

130 There would be a better argument of western powers meddling in Iranian affairs with how the Shah came to power in 1941 than what happened in 1953.
Posted by: JROD

Undoubtedly. And that shah came into office himself via a coup from the older Qajar dynasty. He was PM and used that to oust the decadent Ahmad Shah Qajar. Apparently viewed Ataturk as someone to emulate and he was the one that created the hatred of the mullahs toward the Shahs. The whole 1941 Anglo Soviet invasion and the deposing of the current shah makes for interesting reading that I have really neglected.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)

131 Was this the first toilet malfunction in space?

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 12:53 PM (vFG9F)

132 Flat Earthers are like the BBC, they selectively edit things to fit their view.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2026 12:53 PM (gzX6N)

133 Self driving truck?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:53 PM (0iYbF)

134 Flat Earthers are like the BBC, they selectively edit things to fit their view.


==

attention whores

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:54 PM (GD0B3)

135 The last slots are start-your-own conspiracy. I couldn't end with a 7 because *makes sox-seven gesture *

Ha ha

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2026 12:54 PM (Rqi4p)

136 " Suposedly there is a capsule with a female cosmonaut still out there somewhere. Some Finns caught her last transmissions.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 12:38 PM (SCCU1)

Was she a major?
Posted by: OrangeEnt"

Major Thong?

Posted by: Use your imagination at April 04, 2026 12:54 PM (vFG9F)

137 Good morning, glad to see every one. It's a sad Saturday when I miss K.T..

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 12:54 PM (48JDT)

138 Urine during Apollo missions was vented to space IIRC, the solid waste got stored for disposal after splash down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2026 12:55 PM (gzX6N)

139 Everybody is a flat earther.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:55 PM (0iYbF)

140 So far, the choices are:
1. Illegal driver
2. government false flag operation to get Americans to fear Muslims and support Trump's illegal war
3. People protesting Trump's illegal war
4. Iranians
5. Mossad (see #2 because Jews control the US government)

6.
4.
Posted by: NaughtyPine
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Most likely illegal wrecked it and could not understand English and did not have the hazmat certifications on his CDL.

Shady truck brokers and subcontracting is how a lot of illegals get hired without scrutiny by apparently above board businesses.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

141 Wouldn't have a space capsule dragged itself back to earth by now?
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 12:48 PM (Ia/+0)

It must have been a further distance than typical for the Soviets, I guess. To have lasted this long up there it would have to be about 3x further than what their manned missions usually did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 12:57 PM (BI5O2)

142 Rachel Corrie is a Flat Earther.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2026 12:57 PM (gzX6N)

143 If Rubio deports Milo, I am buying everyone a drink!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

144 Victor Glover, imagining, he took this perilous mission, in part, to show that a black man could do it. To make a point for the future. Because that is one POS contraption NASA put our people in and none know it better than those bastards up in it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 12:58 PM (48JDT)

145 Most likely illegal wrecked it and could not understand English and did not have the hazmat certifications on his CDL.

Shady truck brokers and subcontracting is how a lot of illegals get hired without scrutiny by apparently above board businesses.
Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 12:55 PM

That's my thought, but I'm open to it being an American without the certification.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2026 12:59 PM (Rqi4p)

146 I have been following the Artemis II mission at the following link

https://www.youtube.com/live/8n1GGe0fUBs?si=bG9vgUUzM64gtuTo

Run by a bunch of space geeks. And I am digging the back ground music they currently have playing.

Even though I lived through the Gemini and Apollo missions, I still am amazed what we have been able to do in space.

Godspeed to the Artemis II crew.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 04, 2026 12:59 PM (dZE4s)

147 ***a renewal in conspiracy theories concerning faking of the first moon landing,
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And we wonder how the Democrats keep their 33% constituency.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:00 PM (48JDT)

148 The disastrous effects of the Carter Administration are still being felt today. The disastrous effects of the Clinton Administration (shutting down our superconducting super collider in Texas, giving China dual-use supercomputers, encryption boards, nuclear weapons secrets, MIRV technology, helping them get their ICBMs through Stage Three) are definitely being felt today, and will echo for a long, long time.

The disastrous effects of the Obama Administration (shutting down NASA, bowing to radical Islam, sending billions to Iran) and the Biden Administration (surrendering to the Taliban, sending billions to Iran) will also reverberate through the ages, to the detriment of all civilized peoples.

Democrats excel at shitting on America's future.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:00 PM (X+xvk)

149 Clintons ( both) certainly sold us out for their personal gain.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:03 PM (Ia/+0)

150 Victor Glover, imagining, he took this perilous mission, in part, to show that a black man could do it. To make a point for the future. Because that is one POS contraption NASA put our people in and none know it better than those bastards up in it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 12:58 PM (48JDT)

Perhaps. Perhaps he just really wanted to go the moon. Either way, ballsy AF.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 01:04 PM (BI5O2)

151 Might as well land.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 01:05 PM (0iYbF)

152 122 From giving away the Panama Canal to ensuring the rise of the Ayatollah Khomeini, we sure have a lot to thank Jimmy Carter for, huh?
Posted by: Sam Adams

I think some of the problems lie with CIA and State Department analysts that become 'native'. It is always a risk when you study a country deeply that you essentially forget you are an American and take on the foreign persona. If you hate a country and its peoples, it is difficult for most people to set that aside enough to ever want to study it enough to know how their people think.

There is also a class bias to the issue--most analysts/diplomats only deal with people of their class or higher. Thus our diplomats and analysts rarely deal with the average person in a country on an extended basis and thus are susceptible to assuming that the people they meet or study are the representative of the whole organization.

This too is in part the story of NATO. Our top leaders are feted, go to Potemkin parades, see only the tip of the iceberg. They rarely go below the surface to see NATO countries withered military capabilities and the budding anti Americanism and defeatism due to Islamic infiltration in those societies.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

153 143 If Rubio deports Milo, I am buying everyone a drink!
Posted by: runner

I guarantee an investigation of that particular wart on the ass of humanity would reveal child pron and molestation. I toy with the idea though that Milo is actually a Brit asset along with Dearlove, Steele, etc. aimed at disrupting and demoralizing the Right in the US in favor of globo homo.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

154 As a proud NASA baby, it is exciting to see us in space again. I hope the quality of the engineering is up to the standards of my father's time there. I was always proud of what all of those folks accomplished.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 01:08 PM (SRRAx)

155 149 Clintons ( both) certainly sold us out for their personal gain.

Posted by: Skip

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Johnny Chung, John Huang and Charlie Trie say hello. Clinton moving the launches of our critical intelligence satellites to China was just jaw-dropping. The Chinese pulled American security teams off of the launches, the launches, failed, and the burned remains of the satellites showed no trace of the encryption boards. The acts of open treason were in your face, one after another.

And then Hillary helped force through the sale of uranium to the Russians....Staggering betrayals, from a staggering Commie drunk.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:08 PM (X+xvk)

156 I think some of the problems lie with CIA and State Department analysts that become 'native'. It is always a risk when you study a country deeply that you essentially forget you are an American and take on the foreign persona. If you hate a country and its peoples, it is difficult for most people to set that aside enough to ever want to study it enough to know how their people think.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

Sorta like the guy who asked the diplomats to point to their country on a globe and they all pointed to their assigned places instead of America.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2026 01:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

157 Artemis is an absurdly expensive boondoggle & it will cost the same as ~14 hours of Medicare/Social Security spending

I like this bit of smartassery, but the standard units of fraud now are "Learing Centers" and "California Choo-Choos".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2026 01:09 PM (QZThv)

158 Search Assist

As of April 2026, there are no female cosmonauts currently in space. The most recent female cosmonaut to fly was Svetlana Savitskaya, who made her last spaceflight in 1984

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:10 PM (48JDT)

159 I toy with the idea though that Milo is actually a Brit asset along with Dearlove, Steele, etc. aimed at disrupting and demoralizing the Right in the US in favor of globo homo.

I doubt that, just on the basis that Brit assets now would be pushing Islam, not gay race communism.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2026 01:10 PM (QZThv)

160 I like this bit of smartassery, but the standard units of fraud now are "Learing Centers" and "California Choo-Choos".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2026 01:09 PM (QZThv)

Don't forget us...it's not easy taking care of these old bastards and having to watch CNN all day.

Posted by: Home Health Senior Care Scammer at April 04, 2026 01:11 PM (EJoEY)

161 Look at his early life section.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 01:12 PM (0iYbF)

162 131 Was this the first toilet malfunction in space?
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 12:53 P

Apparently not. I saw an interview with someone claiming this happens often.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 01:12 PM (Sco7b)

163 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:10 PM (48JDT)

Wrong question. Better question would be if a fema!e cosmonaut were ever lost in space.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2026 01:12 PM (lFFaq)

164 Did they bring a plunger?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 01:13 PM (0iYbF)

165 There is also a class bias to the issue--most analysts/diplomats only deal with people of their class or higher. Thus our diplomats and analysts rarely deal with the average person in a country on an extended basis and thus are susceptible to assuming that the people they meet or study are the representative of the whole organization.

This too is in part the story of NATO. Our top leaders are feted, go to Potemkin parades, see only the tip of the iceberg. They rarely go below the surface to see NATO countries withered military capabilities and the budding anti Americanism and defeatism due to Islamic infiltration in those societies.

Posted by: whig

Perhaps this serves to illustrate the separation between the GOP-e and the average American. God knows that none of the twinks running our party have the slightest understanding of the average American. They're busy speaking with K-Street and the donor class. Screw the rest of us.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:13 PM (X+xvk)

166 I doubt that, just on the basis that Brit assets now would be pushing Islam, not gay race communism.
Posted by: Ian S.

Same as Middle East, Red-Green alliance. The purpose of both is to destroy what exists now, then the two will go head to head.

Same tactic used in Iranian Revolution and you saw the Mensheviks and Bolsheviks do the same to get rid of the czar and Kerensky.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)

167 Jose Jimenez pioneered early diversity astronautin'. The latecomers now couldn't hold his jockstrap.

Posted by: One of the All-Time Greats at April 04, 2026 01:15 PM (oftw2)

168 Morning, KT and Horde. Beautiful sunny day here in Vancouver, quite unusual.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 01:17 PM (I7pZ1)

169 >>>Chinese pulled American security teams off of the launches, the launches, failed, and the burned remains of the satellites showed no trace of the encryption boards.
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Loral, I think, Clinton allowed the sale/transfer if rocket stage separation to the Chinese.
The Chinese could not launch a two stage rocket until Clinton got them the information. That's how primitive they are/were.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:17 PM (48JDT)

170 > Was this the first toilet malfunction in space?
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I saw a photo of a "mockup" of that thing. I'd imagine it takes about an hour of training to actually use the thing without making a mess.

I seriously think that figuring out how to go to the bathroom in space is going to be mankind's greatest challenge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 01:17 PM (AkEZC)

171 I just want to know who is knocking off all of our top space scientists. My guess would be China. It isn't a coincidence when your top scientists are all being assassinated or going missing. Pretty obvious enemy action.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:17 PM (X+xvk)

172 Have any media outlets interviewed the surviving Apollo astronauts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2026 01:17 PM (gzX6N)

173 Don't forget giving every 2 bit country real time Secretary of State emails

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:17 PM (Ia/+0)

174 The Three Stooges In Orbit (1962) also proved that Morons can survive and thrive in space.

Posted by: Special Edward at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM (oftw2)

175 Soooooo … all the atheists are UNDER the rockets? Izzat what he's saying … ? 'Enquiring Minds', y' know …

Posted by: Dr_No at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM (ayRl+)

176 Afternoon, all. O/T, but. . .

I might not be around for the Pet Thread, so am just mentioning here that on Tuesday I had to put my poor 15-year-old American Eskimo dog to sleep. She had leg and kidney problems and was in constant pain; I wanted her to stay, but it would have been too selfish.

I feel awful.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM (ufSfZ)

177 {{{{MP4}}}}

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 01:20 PM (znREB)

178 Sorry to hear MPPP. Three weeks ago I had to put down a wonderful kitty. I'm still sad about it.

Posted by: Special Edward at April 04, 2026 01:21 PM (oftw2)

179 Loral, I think, Clinton allowed the sale/transfer if rocket stage separation to the Chinese.
The Chinese could not launch a two stage rocket until Clinton got them the information. That's how primitive they are/were.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

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Yes, it was Loral Space and Communications that helped the Chinese get the Long March through Stage III. The rockets were shaking themselves apart. Loral fixed their gyroscopes for them. Clinton sold them all of our nuclear secrets, as well as MIRV technology, enabling them to put ten miniaturized warheads on each ICBM. That is Bill Clinton's true legacy.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:21 PM (X+xvk)

180 I seriously think that figuring out how to go to the bathroom in space is going to be mankind's greatest challenge.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Japanese are bathroom freaks. NASA should call up Toto Ltd. and ask for their help. They've been making toilets since 1917. Primo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:24 PM (48JDT)

181 Thats horrible Mary4xP
I will forward your message

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:24 PM (Ia/+0)

182 Perhaps this serves to illustrate the separation between the GOP-e and the average American. God knows that none of the twinks running our party have the slightest understanding of the average American. They're busy speaking with K-Street and the donor class. Screw the rest of us.
Posted by: Sam Adams

Absolutely. Happens with CEOs and companies, heads of agencies versus the street level bureaucrats, and obviously with politics.

And the increasing world homogeneity of thought by a transnational upper class; not the petty differences in skin color, sex, or ethnicity is what promotes the globo homo agenda--you will own nothing and be happy as 'good'. Also see the idiotic Flat World hypothesis by Tom Friedman.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

183 I feel awful.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM (ufSfZ)

Peace be with you! I felt the same way about my best animal companion in the world. Ignatius Loyola said take strength from the times you were in consolation when in times of desolation. Look forward to consolation ahead and be aware that you have already been given the grace in any time for salvation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 04, 2026 01:25 PM (YlWIZ)

184 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM (ufSfZ)

I'm so sorry.

I looked up American Eskimo dogs. Absolutely beautiful. I'm sure yours had a wonderful life.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b)

185 Was this the first toilet malfunction in space?
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 12:53 PM (vFG9F)

Uhh, yes. But it wasn't my fault!!

Posted by: Astronaut Howard Wolowitz at April 04, 2026 01:26 PM (5xuJ/)

186
I might not be around for the Pet Thread, so am just mentioning here that on Tuesday I had to put my poor 15-year-old American Eskimo dog to sleep. She had leg and kidney problems and was in constant pain; I wanted her to stay, but it would have been too selfish.

I feel awful.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I am so sorry. Words are little recompense to your loss and the fact that we have to make that decision for our beloved four pawed friends makes it very hard. Feel comforted by the fact that your faithful companion no doubt awaits at the end of the Rainbow Bridge to greet you when you arrive.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)

187 171 I just want to know who is knocking off all of our top space scientists. My guess would be China. It isn't a coincidence when your top scientists are all being assassinated or going missing. Pretty obvious enemy action.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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Article said 10 in 2025 and all associated with a USAF program.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:28 PM (48JDT)

188 Thank you all. Yes, my Yuki had a happy life. And I still have her sister Odessa with me, but we're both lonely. I'm trying to distract myself by tidying the house.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 04, 2026 01:28 PM (ufSfZ)

189 And the increasing world homogeneity of thought by a transnational upper class; not the petty differences in skin color, sex, or ethnicity is what promotes the globo homo agenda--you will own nothing and be happy as 'good'. Also see the idiotic Flat World hypothesis by Tom Friedman.

Posted by: whig

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I want all of the "You will own nothing and like it" people to go first. By FORCE. I want them stripped of all earthly possessions, all wealth, all influence. Show me how much you "like it," folks. Let's start with the WEF and the Bilderbergers.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:28 PM (X+xvk)

190 I feel awful.My daughter lost her dog tues as well Cancer she was only 7 We feel ya it sucks

Posted by: doug at April 04, 2026 01:29 PM (Hy+R4)

191 160 I like this bit of smartassery, but the standard units of fraud now are "Learing Centers" and "California Choo-Choos".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2026 01:09 PM (QZThv)

Yeah, superseded, "How many Solyndras is that?" Why yes, that was in California too.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 04, 2026 01:29 PM (YlWIZ)

192 I want all of the "You will own nothing and like it" people to go first. By FORCE. I want them stripped of all earthly possessions, all wealth, all influence. Show me how much you "like it," folks. Let's start with the WEF and the Bilderbergers.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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Problem is they think that they are nobles--more moral and smarter than those that they view as peasants. All noblisse and no oblige.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)

193 187 171 I just want to know who is knocking off all of our top space scientists. My guess would be China. It isn't a coincidence when your top scientists are all being assassinated or going missing. Pretty obvious enemy action.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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Article said 10 in 2025 and all associated with a USAF program.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

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Look up Ning Li, female Chinese-American physicist specializing in anti-gravity research. She refused an "offer" by the Communist Chinese to bring her research to China. Then someone ran her over.

I think Dr. Travis Taylor and Dr. Salvatore Pais might need to be placed into protective custody.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:32 PM (X+xvk)

194 Soooooo … all the atheists are UNDER the rockets? Izzat what he's saying … ? 'Enquiring Minds', y' know …
Posted by: Dr_No at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM (ayRl+)

Just a variation of 'there are no atheists in a foxhole'

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 01:33 PM (V4IXI)

195 This is the article I first saw about the missing scientists. Looking through the browser for it, now, there are several articles.

https://tinyurl.com/svhabm78

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:34 PM (48JDT)

196 Wow, how is that not top news?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:36 PM (Ia/+0)

197 >>and that technology built in the early 1970's is still broadcasting.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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We were not yet a disposable society.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 01:37 PM (48JDT)

198 GARDEN THREAD IS BLOOMING

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:38 PM (Ia/+0)

199 190 I feel awful.My daughter lost her dog tues as well Cancer she was only 7 We feel ya it sucks
Posted by: doug at April 04, 2026 01:29 PM

doug. I'm sorry for all of you also. We had three purebred Collies growing up. Beautiful animals but they didn't last long.



GatewayPundit has an article on the NYT and the 'NORTH AMERICAN TREATY ORGANISATION.'

President Trump should leave NATO and start that up. Keep the US as the only member.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)

200 I think "woke right" are all the people who think of themselves as "conservative" in the same way that some people think of themselves as "christian" (but gossip, backstab, or run over people in the parking lot to get the best spot for a quick exit on Christmas and Easter).
They are as addicted to public virtue signalling as any nitwit on the loud left, and it is as fueled by social media as it is by allowing any and everything to be made to be about Trump.
I don't know how to fix it, other than to attempt to snap people to actual reality--"yes, I understand, orangeman so bad america so evil, now, about this specific problem, how do we fix it?" and just keep slapping them with specifics until their eyes clear a bit, they grow a spine of their own that isn't constructed of likes and cares and shares from the cool kids, or until they STFD and STFU.
Happy Easter everyone!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 04, 2026 01:38 PM (enw9G)

201 Thanks

Posted by: doug at April 04, 2026 01:39 PM (Hy+R4)

202 195 This is the article I first saw about the missing scientists. Looking through the browser for it, now, there are several articles.

https://tinyurl.com/svhabm78

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

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My eyebrows went up at the murder of the first scientist at MIT. No one seemed capable of furnishing a motive. Then the guy at Cal Tech got whacked at his own home. That really raised the antennae. Then Maj. Gen. McCasland went missing. Then they bring up Monica Reza. The list just grows and grows. This is a five-alarm intelligence fire. Where is our FBI? Where is our media? Why the hell aren't we talking about this?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:40 PM (X+xvk)

203 >>Where is our media?

Daily Mail/US has been all over it.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 01:42 PM (Y1sOo)

204 203 >>Where is our media?

Daily Mail/US has been all over it.

Posted by: one hour sober

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I sent links to Ace, CBD and Buck Throckmorton yesterday. This is literally a five-alarm fire in our intelligence community.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:45 PM (X+xvk)

205 Deep State? Chinese? Some other nation?
All a coincidence?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 01:49 PM (Ia/+0)

206 Aldrin is correct that Conan didn't see the actual moon landing, because there wasn't a live video feed from the LM.

What we saw on TV was an animation, but what we heard at that time was live radio communication from the LM.

IIRC (I was twelve YO at the time), as Armstrong descended the ladder from the LM, he activated a TV camera on one of the lander's legs, which, as grainy as the B&W image was, showed Neil stepping on to the surface of the Moon.

Once the astronauts returned to Earth, the 16mm Point of View film shot from a camera mounted in a LM window was developed, and that's when we were able to see what Neil and Buzz saw as the LM was coming in for its landing.

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at April 04, 2026 01:50 PM (XTURA)

207 205 Deep State? Chinese? Some other nation?
All a coincidence?

Posted by: Skip

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My money is on China. They have openly allied themselves with the cartels in Mexico, with Maduro in Venezuela, with the Islamists in Iran, with any and all opposing America. They have smuggled wheat blight organisms into the US to try to wipe out our crops. They have chemical weapons labs all over the US. They work tirelessly for our destruction.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2026 01:54 PM (X+xvk)

208 I don't know how to fix it, other than to attempt to snap people to actual reality--"yes, I understand, orangeman so bad america so evil, now, about this specific problem, how do we fix it?" and just keep slapping them with specifics until their eyes clear a bit, they grow a spine of their own that isn't constructed of likes and cares and shares from the cool kids, or until they STFD and STFU.
Happy Easter everyone!
Posted by: barbarausa

Most of the top ones on social media or in print are simply shameless grifters that get paid by leftist donors (Billy Kristol or David French for example) or actual leftists.

Nick Fuentes for example is a leftist psy op. Under no current circumstances can one say generally that voting for the Democrats is better than voting for the GOPe.

And the reason is that mass propaganda has been perfected in the world in the twentieth century. How to correct it; first you have to learn logical fallacies and formal logic. There is a reason that engineers and trial lawyers are probably the most resistant to propaganda of some sorts. The former, because they focus on what works, the latter because they are bullshit artists themselves and recognize it

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 01:57 PM (E4rtv)

209 Sam Adams yeah most likely suspect
And enough operatives here to do it

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 02:15 PM (Ia/+0)

210 I don't think I will ever understand the leftist vision for America.
I see step one and their grand utopia but there are so many real world consequences left out in between those two that never get addressed.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2026 02:18 PM (+nEug)

211 >>>Did they bring a plunger?

Posted by: Boss Moss

>Diversity and misogyny; they made the chick plunge the shitter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 04, 2026 02:19 PM (UqSya)

212 Ben - I keep thinking is Marxism indoctrination being taught in Cultural Marxists the last 50 years.
Racism, pushing Transgender, some class warfare making taxes to be paid by the richer civilians.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:00 PM (Ia/+0)

213 And the reason is that mass propaganda has been perfected in the world in the twentieth century.

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Well stated, but I'd emphasize that it's an American art form. The other countries rely on censorship much more than us. We made rigid institutional conformity "cool" here, which is a real feat.

It was very artful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 03:06 PM (BI5O2)

214 The Democrats/ Marxists Propaganda Ministry does make me think most of the country got brainwashed.
My mother thinks my sister and me are Trump Cult members

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:22 PM (Ia/+0)

215 Video from Iranian man on the peoples' point of view

https://tinyurl.com/tb44b9m9

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 04, 2026 03:39 PM (gQ15S)

216 Thinking that the seeming flailing of the "left" recently is based in their failures to be "cool" to normalish people. Unless your thinking is based completely on aping celebrities, there's a huge difference in inherent coolness between say, 70s rock stars and actors in their prime, and bizzare looking gender fluid weirdos and 80 year olds trying to act like the teenagers they once were. Also hard to sell "Fighting The Man" when you are obviously The Man.

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 04, 2026 03:39 PM (3/XaG)

217 PET NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:40 PM (Ia/+0)

218 I worked with guy who compounded the fuel for the miniatures that were built to film the moon landings for the TV news, back in the day.
He said the moon landing was real and the reason some people thought it was faked was because the miniatures performed so well they appeared to be the real deal.

Levi (Walking Bear) are still out there and do you still have the bubba-butchered Bisley Colt my dad gave you?

Posted by: waepnedmann at April 04, 2026 04:06 PM (/o2QZ)

219 Holy Saturday... what the # is that? Please just accept you have no clue of what Christianity is and simply stick to Judaism.

Posted by: Clark at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (VeW9y)

220 Posted by: Clark at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (VeW9y)

Be sure and come back to let us know if Christ ever finds you, Clark.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (4NO2D)

The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival-Happy Easter Edition

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[You mean it's not an all day beverage?]


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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few house keeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in De Pere.)

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice. And for heaven's sake no egg fights later today.
3) Running with sharp objects and juggling with filet knives is really, really frowned upon.
4) Have a great weekend. He is Risen!

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:

2/14 – L gave an update on her brother Ron. He has been in declining health for the last 6+ months, and has been transferred to a nice facility for hospice. They had been discussing this possibility for months. He would make improvements, then relapse, each time ending up more disabled. The best part is that he is at peace with the decision. He is aware enough to assist with the final plans and is enjoying parceling out his remaining possessions to family and friends. L’s daughter’s cardiac recovery continues. L says she cannot thank all sufficiently for the many prayers.
3/21 Update – Ron’s struggle is over. He died on 3/9. His 65th birthday would have been 3/22. His funeral was well attended and many people described him as their “best friend”. Despite never being married of having children, he leaves a legacy to be proud of. L’s daughter has finally recovered enough to start cardiac rehab. They expect great progress. L and her husband are rebuilding their relationship after putting it on the back burner for far too long, and working to get healthier. Thanks to everyone who prayed. It has meant a lot.

3/5 – IrishEi has learned that she needs major surgery on 3/16, and she would really appreciate prayers.
3/22 Update – JackStraw asked for prayers for IrishEi. She has been in the hospital for nearly a week. It sounds like she is on the mend, hopefully.
3/28 Update - Bluebell was happy to report that IrishEi is home from the hospital and is doing well. She’s very grateful for all the prayers as she knows they helped.

3/7 – Uncle Slayton posted the good news that his son-in-law, Kenny, is almost 3 years cancer-free. He beat lymphoma and leukemia, and Uncle Slayton wanted to thank everyone who prayed for him.

3/7 – Joe Kidd sent an update on a previous prayer, for a young girl named Jasmine. She is the adopted daughter of a friend of a friend. She had been rescued from abuse, but was withdrawn, etc. The friend took the family on an RV trip, and with lots of TLC for Jasmine, things have improved. It appears that God has surrounded this young girl with an army of angels, and your prayers for her are being heard. May those listed here and whispered elsewhere receive similar affirmation.

3/7 – vmom deport deport deport requested prayers for GB, the husband of her friend; he just had a quadruple bypass a couple of days ago, following a heart attack.

3/10 – Warai-otoko asked for prayers for a sister-in-law with some respiratory issues, who just took a hard turn for the worse. Thanks to everyone, even if you just take a fraction of a second for it.

3/10 – Update on Susan, who we have been praying for as she battles cancer. She is hospitalized again with an infection in her colon that quickly turned bad. The doctor says the signs are sepsis but they are running tests to make sure. The good news is that the pancreatic cancer was and is responding to the chemo and her cancer numbers are going down. God bless and thank you!
3/23 Update – Susan finally was able to come home. She is doing better than expected. Thanks to everyone for your prayers.

3/11 – Bulg sends a prayer of thanks. He called his formerly estranged sister on her birthday, and they had a wonderful conversation. It was their second conversation since February, and there was no animosity at all.

3/11 – Doof sent his appreciation for the Horde’s prayers for his mom, who has been in post-hospitalization rehab since mid-January. She has recovered from her illnesses, but her body seems to be increasingly giving up on her. PT has become too painful and exhausting for her. She is also having increased brain fog and is rapidly losing the ability to do things like answer her phone or send texts. Continued prayers requested for her, as she is very sad, and also for Doof and his sister as they figure out what’s next.
3/16 Update – Doof’s mother is not doing very well. Her 100 days of post-hospital rehab will be ending soon, and she is not nearly recovered enough to live alone. She’s almost completely confined to bed. She will be moved to long-term care soon, and will likely be there for the rest of her life. They appreciate the prayers.

3/14 – Retired Buckeye Cop asks for prayers for Mrs. Cop’s cousin, “A.B”. He has been diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver. He is a retired police officer who was hit by a car years ago. He attempted to deal with the pain by self-medicating with too much Tylenol, which ended up poisoning his liver. His only alternative is a liver transplant, but he is uncertain if he wants to have surgery.
3/21 Update – A.B.’s situation isn’t quite as dire as originally thought. It’s still bad, but his readings are better than originally thought.

3/18 – TecumsehTea requests prayers, as her husband was fired from a job he enjoyed very much on 3/17. Prayers are needed for peace, direction, and clarity. They trust God will provide the right job at the right time, and that He would give them peace in the waiting. TecumsehTea is still dealing with the effects of her heart attack last July. Prayers for healing, as her BP continues to be unstable. Chronic Lyme disease and autoimmune disease complicates everything. She trusts that God is faithful and good and He will take care of their needs.

3/21 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for her son, who is still looking for work. He has a horticulture major, and would ideally like something related to research, but he is certainly willing to labor outdoors.

3/21 – Count de Monet gave prayers of thanks for a son who has been accepted into the IBEW Apprenticeship program. He will earn while he learns for 4 years on his way to becoming a Journeyman Electrician.

3/21 – pookysgirl asked for prayers as they start IVF again.

3/22 – Retired Buckeye Cop has a happy prayer request. His 16 year old grandson said he is feeling a call to the priesthood within the Catholic Church. He is a devout young man who has particular compassion for the poor. (He thinks he might want to be a Franciscan friar.) Please pray for L. H. as he pursues the vocation of religious life.


3/24 – GMAC posted that he has received his death sentence. His prostate cancer has metastasized into his bones. Medication will slow it down, but there is no stopping it. He doesn’t know how much time he has, but plans to do some travelling while he can. He sends his compliments to “the wittiest group of morons” he has ever had the pleasure of reading. He will still be lurking.

3/28 – Cosda posted the happy news that a new grandson should be arriving on 3/28.

3/28 – Defenestratus asked for prayers for grief at the loss of a dear friend and boss of 20 years, who passed away unexpectedly on St. Patrick’s Day.

3/28 – San Franpsycho posted that Pnina bat Surel is not improving, sadly. She has had a third hospitalization, and this has taken a toll on her. She is not bouncing back like she has before.

3/28 – From about The Time posted that prayers would be appreciated after the last chemo treatment for Lymphoma. It went reasonably well - thanks for the prayers.

3/28 – Hrothgar asked for prayers for a dear and long time close friend and former neighbor, Daniel, who is scheduled for open heart surgery in mid-April. Prayers for his wife would be appreciated as well, as she will be carrying a heavy load for the next few months.

3/28 – NR Pax posted an update on his father, who we had prayed for in January after his stroke. Dad is going through PT and OT every day at home. Mom got some cooperative people at the VA and a note was put in his record that he was not to have any appointments more than fifteen miles from his house. Things are still rough as Mom is handling things like taxes, investment accounts, and the banking. And Dad’s condition is stable, but it will change sooner or later. But they are living in a great retirement community and he’ll be taken care of.

3/28 – Jordan61 posted that Mr. Jordan61 is back in the hospital. His sepsis has returned and gotten into where his compression fracture is, and he has vertebral osteomyelitis. The doctor is supposed to come in today and let them know the plan.


For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.


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1 Morning, MisHum!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:54 AM (u73oe)

2 Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:55 AM (u73oe)

3 Good morning good people. Prayers for all Hordian intentions both requested and those known but to God.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 07:57 AM (cYBz/)

4 Morning peeps

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 07:58 AM (AkEZC)

5 Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u73oe)

6 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
And Happy Easter to all

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:00 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Duke just keep going, you will feel better for it

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:01 AM (Ia/+0)

8 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 04, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

9 Ah. The blessed coffeve...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:01 AM (XuXeR)

10 Good morning, fellow kids.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 04, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX)

11 Soon enough if won't be a all day beverage, once its 80 degrees in morning that need for something hot goes out the window.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:04 AM (Ia/+0)

12 Keep it up, Duke

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 04, 2026 08:05 AM (PZBKn)

13 En mi casa toman Bustelo!

Posted by: Caffiend at April 04, 2026 08:05 AM (oftw2)

14 I have to work security all weekend. Maybe play some dice, otherwise complete boredom.

Posted by: Centurion Scipio Titus at April 04, 2026 08:05 AM (R86kT)

15 Good morning! Wishing all Morons a blessed Easter. Here's a little Johnny & June for the occasion:

https://youtu.be/UhDeHN-HKQU

Back to peruse the content....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 08:06 AM (kOluj)

16 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever.  Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell.  Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy.  Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:07 AM (ZOv7s)

17 Woke up to a nice warm feeling in my pants!

Posted by: Scranton's Finest at April 04, 2026 08:07 AM (oftw2)

18 I guess we didn't have air supremacy over Iran after all. Air superiority is still a good place to be, though.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 08:08 AM (Y1sOo)

19 Golden Kamuy on NF...awesome History anime of 1905-06
involving the war between Japan/Russia on the island of Hokkaido...Good Bad and the Ugly Nippon style...it just ended so binge worthy now...what a great ride!!!

Posted by: qmark at April 04, 2026 08:08 AM (R91/8)

20 Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u73oe)

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Congratulations, Duke. I know how hard it is to quit nicotine without leaving a trail of corpses..... keep up the good fight. For me, the nicotine patches helped.... start with one on each temple 😉

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 08:09 AM (kOluj)

21 Even in best situations, aircraft in a war zone can be brought down. Ground fire can never be totally eliminated

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:10 AM (Ia/+0)

22 Lord, hear our prayers.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:11 AM (h7ZuX)

23 I guess we didn't have air supremacy over Iran after all"

Que?

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:11 AM (XuXeR)

24 Prayers for all those mentioned above. As well as all the prayers known only to God. Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good. His love is everlasting.

And thank you Almighty God for hearing our prayers and answering them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 04, 2026 08:13 AM (7v6oI)

25 Even in best situations, aircraft in a war zone can be brought down. Ground fire can never be totally eliminated
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:10 AM (Ia/+0)

Comment checks out.

Posted by: Manfred A. Von Richthofen at April 04, 2026 08:13 AM (wVcYX)

26 Even in best situations, aircraft in a war zone can be brought down. Ground fire can never be totally eliminated"

This. Air supremacy means no effective counter from air forces...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)

27 I guess we didn't have air supremacy over Iran after all. Air superiority is still a good place to be, though.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 08:08 AM (Y1sOo)
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All conditions will be challenged. The enemy gets a vote. The notion that we would lose no aircraft to enemy action is absurd. Iran had decades to prepare with the best systems Russia and China could provide, with on-site training and we still rule the skies.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:16 AM (ZOv7s)

28 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

29 I don't smoke much anymore. But I am still an addict. Gum and pouches. It raises my BP.

Lungs are great though.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 04, 2026 08:18 AM (qFwJc)

30 Comment checks out.
Posted by: Manfred A. Von Richthofen"

*joins Snoopy with root beer*

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:18 AM (XuXeR)

31 Good morning again dear horde and thanks to annie and mh and you morons for praying


{grammie}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

32 Prayers ascending for all those here in need of Divine Providence, both stated and unstated.

An additional prayer for the WSO on the run in Iran, and the SAR community flying low and slow looking for him. May he escape the IRGC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

33 Our family will be going to Mass tomorrow morning, but I'm sure the Vigil Mass tonight will be something else. More than 50 men, women and children will enter the church. At the Good Friday service yesterday, I saw that they had already prepared the baptismal fount, which has three gates but normally only one is used, but now all three will have to be employed. Absolutely wonderful.

And we're not done! The January intake for OCIA is already pretty big, and in September I intend to become a sponsor. I did it in 2016 and really enjoyed it, but I had to promise not to do it until the kids were grown and I was out of the Guard. The grandkids forced a delay, but now I think I shall do it again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:21 AM (ZOv7s)

34 Lungs are great though."

Yep....

Oh.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)

35 Ground fire took out the F-15?

Wow, the things you learn on this smart military blog.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 08:21 AM (Y1sOo)

36 Good morning all, it's a pretty sunny and warm morning in the city of (hardly divine) Providence.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 08:22 AM (sl73Y)

37 Morning and prayers for all. Had a beautiful, edifying Good Friday service last night. Good start for this weekend

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2026 08:23 AM (xT8gx)

38 Ground fire took out the F-15?

Wow, the things you learn on this smart military blog.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 08:21 AM (Y1sOo)
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I haven't been paying attention, but I did see that when the operation started the Iranians blocked *their own* runways to forestall commando raids and prevent their leaders from "getting Maduro'd." They've disabled their own air bases. Sure, they're totally winning.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:24 AM (ZOv7s)

39 For perspective, the United States military lost in Vietnam almost 10,000 aircraft (3,744 planes, 5,607 helicopters and about 1,000 UAVs). Out of 5.25 million sorties in the war.

Our very low loss rate in Iran is a testament to our prowess in the air, and well-maintained aircraft.

We've lost 16 UAVs, 5 fighters, one KC-135. 22 total.
Well, and some ground losses. The E-3 Sentry was the one that hurt. Don't have a lot of them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

40 An additional prayer for the WSO on the run in Iran, and the SAR community flying low and slow looking for him. May he escape the IRGC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

Yes, yes, this!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:25 AM (h7ZuX)

41 one hour sober

Maintenance issues? I await the CENTCOM briefing.

God bless the ground crews. This would all be impossible without their skill and endurance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

42 >>An additional prayer for the WSO on the run in Iran, and the SAR community flying low and slow looking for him. May he escape the IRGC.

I did SERE in Warner Springs, CA in February, 1985. The desert mountain terrain where we did the evasion portion of the training offered select places to conceal oneself to avoid being "captured" by the pretend bad guys. In Iran, I'm guessing that isn't the case. Hopefully, he was taken in by friendly locals and is being hidden. That might be a pipe dream, though.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 08:27 AM (Y1sOo)

43 Something that has bothered me is that false belief that "Just War" cannot include offensive action or taking the initiative. It leads to the lie that giving the enemy a free strike is somehow morally desirable and virtuous. This is a lie.

Statemen are required to use foresight and reason to guide their decisions and so all that they can to protect their people and their national interests. Allowing a first strike is an absolute betrayal of the trust and power given to them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:28 AM (ZOv7s)

44 William Jacobson on Justice Action Jackson:

And this is what we are seeing in multiple cases, not in all cases. I’d say in most cases they probably vote the same way. But there have been several cases where Ketanji Brown Jackson is just way out on a limb and actually very derisive of her colleagues. She called the majority in her dissent, in this case, she called the majority decision unprincipled.

She’s very vicious in the way she attacks her colleagues on the court, which is not the way it normally goes. Normally there’s a sense of collegiality, but she goes right after them. And we’ve seen that time and again in very demeaning terms, calling the majority unprincipled, and essentially saying, because you don’t agree with my viewpoint on conversion or on gender identity, you are unprincipled.

And it’s really terrible what she’s doing. She’s, I saw somebody refer to it on Twitter, so it’s not my original idea. But basically what she’s done is she has turned her dissenting opinions into the equivalent of blog posts, it’s that opinionated and attacking people. And in you would expect a lot of what she says to appear on TikTok or X or Instagram. It’s really embarrassing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

45 Back from breakfast.

{{{Salty}}}

Good Morning Morons!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 04, 2026 08:30 AM (skR0U)

46 Morning.
Prayers up for all asking and those needing but not asking.
My wifes dad passed away yesterday. After a 50 years battle with Hep C he fell and broke his neck. Lasted about a month after that in and out of induced comas and now the pain is over.
Quite the character he was. Deeply flawed individual but my wife loved him and that's enough for me. We had our issues over the years but he will be missed.
So I lost my dad on Holy Saturday (years ago) and my wife lost her dad on Good Friday.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 08:31 AM (SCCU1)

47 Not unlike during the Blackhawk Down situation in Somalia, a downed aircraft starts bringing in more aircraft to get fired at.
A A-10 and Blackhawk were also brought down though reports are those aircrew were all recovered.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:31 AM (Ia/+0)

48 Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 08:31 AM (SCCU1)
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May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

49 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Three modern armed forces know this and can act on it. The US, Russia, and The IDF. Not China.

We got tactical surprise in Iran and Venezuela. We got strategic surprise in Venezuela but not Iran.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

50 {{{I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

51 Ground fire took out the F-15?"

SAM?

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)

52 >>> Legendary Fleetwood Mac Guitarist Lindsey Buckingham Attacked with ‘Unknown Substance’ in California


No word if any individuals were involved with the ‘Unknown Substance’.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 08:35 AM (/lPRQ)

53 The Munich Crisis gets brought up a bunch, both because it involves Bad Mustache Man and because every analogy is Just Like World War Two. What frustrates me is that 99% of the time they get it wrong. They have no idea what happened or why, and this provides a perfect example of when conflict was avoided and a worse one resulted.

For those that don't know, the strategic reality was that Germany was rearming, but years away from being able to prosecute a war. France had a commanding superiority in ground forces, and Britain ruled the seas. Their air power was inadequate, but Germany's was far from mature.

Had war resulted, the Wehrmacht would have had its hands full fighting the Czechs, who were dug in, well armed and ready for them in tough terrain, leaving France free to roll in on them.

The problem was that Neville Chamberlain abhorred war, and desperately wanted to avoid it, and so he was willing to do anything to avoid it, and completely misjudged Hitler's intention. France was reluctant, but willing to fight, and needed Britain to back her up, but that didn't happen. (cont)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:36 AM (ZOv7s)

54 man

Birds going through the turbine engines? The people that know are not talking yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

55 The five checkboxes for a Just War. The first 3 are from St. Augustine. Two were added by St. Thomas Aquinas

1. Right/Proper intent
2. Right Authority (The mayor of El Paso cannot declare war on Juarez)
3. Just cause
4. Last resort after diplomacy fails
5. Probability of success.

By my reckoning, all five boxes are checked.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 04, 2026 08:36 AM (qFwJc)

56 Glory to the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, as it was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

St. Isidore of Seville, pray for us.

I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 08:37 AM (ksbjf)

57 Birds going through the turbine engines? The people that know are not talking yet."

Indeed. IMO, poster wishes to be somewhat gloom mongering...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

58 That stupid KBJ bitch is only on the court due to election fraud. Everything Biden did should be nul and void.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 08:39 AM (SCCU1)

59 (The mayor of El Paso cannot declare war on Juarez)
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...but should.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

60 When Unknown Substances Attack!

Posted by: Tonight on TNT at April 04, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

61 Good morning and God bless you bless you all.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 04, 2026 08:40 AM (IX8iX)

62 >>> Legendary Fleetwood Mac Guitarist Lindsey Buckingham Attacked with ‘Unknown Substance’ in California

He was heard to be singing “I think I’m in trouble (no no no)”…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2026 08:40 AM (xT8gx)

63 (cont) Now much of that is known, and how Chamberlain had "peace in our time" and then six months later Hitler just rolled in, and now made new demands. Stalin saw which was the wind was blowing and switched sides, sucking up to Hitler.

But what is rarely, if ever, brought up is how Germany's military situation was radically transformed. One of the arguments against conflict was that the RAF and the British Army were in terrible shape, and needed time to rearm. The longer the delay, it was argued, the more Spitfires and Hurricanes would be available. All well and good.

BUT! When Germany got Czechoslovakia, it also got its peerless arms industry and a rich haul of weapons, including advanced T-35 and especially T-38 tanks, without which, the Blitzkriegs of 1939 and 1940 would have been impossible. Millions of rifles, artillery, ammunition - all of that was rocket fuel to rearmament. Germany was critically short and would take years to build up wartime levels of those, but now they were there.

That was the opportunity lost that everyone misses, and that's what so many religious leaders do not realize. (cont)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:42 AM (ZOv7s)

64 Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u73oe)
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When I quit smoking my friends helped by beating my ass every time I lit up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

65 (cont) Marco Rubio did a great job laying it all out. The missiles were there to shield the nukes, and once the nukes were finished, the world would be held hostage. And because the Iranian leadership is a bunch of millenarian nutjobs, they probably would have launched on us. At that point, we would have retaliated. We would have had to. The escalation ladder applies to both sides. Right now, maybe 5,000 people have died, but a nuclear exchange - and the resulting damage - could kill hundreds of millions.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:44 AM (ZOv7s)

66
21 Even in best situations, aircraft in a war zone can be brought down. Ground fire can never be totally eliminated
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:10 AM (Ia/+0)

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a manpad or the equivalent; there will always be some of those around.

I see there’s still nothing but rumor about the missing pilot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 08:45 AM (pFJNq)

67 I think there's a consensus building that in Iran the only remaining fighting force is the IRGC. The "regular" Iranian army, navy and air force are gone. But the IRGC remains. In pockets.

Personally I think we're at the "whack-a-mole" phase with them. And they're still in control of a dwindling stockpile of drones, rockets and ballistic missiles. The UAE issues daily "counts" of intercepted drones and missiles. Just yesterday the counts were still double digits.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 08:45 AM (AkEZC)

68 Morning again, caffeinators,

I've done up my coffee for the morning -- Cafe El Morro from Aldi, if it matters -- had breakfast, shaved, and am about to run out to get all my hairs cut.

Speaking of the shave: I discovered that the Japanese Feather blade, considered one of the sharpest in the double-edge world, is a bit too aggressive to use in my Italian Fatip slant razor. At least with a one-day beard. A couple of tiny nicks resulted on my lower lip. So I moved the fresh blade to a much less aggressive razor, and changed the slant's blade to a sharp but not Feather-sharp Rapira.

The furry thugs are doing well. Stirling woke me, but only about ten minutes ahead of my alarm. They are taking to the new Fresh Pine litter material, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 08:46 AM (wzUl9)

69 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:42 AM (ZOv7s)
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I think it is also important to point out that already having occupied the Sudeten region Czechia was militarily indefensible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

70 Haven't heard what brought down the F-15E, could be malfunction, AAA ( anti-aircraft artillery) or SAM ( surface to air missile

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:46 AM (Ia/+0)

71 No word if any individuals were involved with the ‘Unknown Substance’.

I read a bit about his stalker. It sounds like she and reality had a bad breakup and she's never gotten over it.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 08:47 AM (+NIRm)

72 She’s very vicious in the way she attacks her colleagues on the court, which is not the way it normally goes. Normally there’s a sense of collegiality, but she goes right after them.

In the hood we call this acting "ghetto".

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at April 04, 2026 08:47 AM (onPc6)

73 I see there’s still nothing but rumor about the missing pilot."

Indeed. Not a lot of reliable info.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

74 >>> Legendary Fleetwood Mac Guitarist Lindsey Buckingham Attacked with ‘Unknown Substance’ in California

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https://youtu.be/heC_FoP7RQ4

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 08:48 AM (kOluj)

75 In the hood we call this acting "ghetto".
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett"

*golf clap*

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

76 Birds going through the turbine engines? The people that know are not talking yet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)
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Bird strikes caused the Miracle on the Hudson. They are a real hazard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:48 AM (ZOv7s)

77 A couple of recent updates/summaries:
Teresa in Fort Worth posted that the chemo seems to be holding things steady for now.

IrishEi explained that she had a small cancerous spot removed from a lung. She is feeling better and stronger every day, and sends thanks for the prayers and encourages everyone to take their cancer screenings.

Posted by: Annies Stew at April 04, 2026 08:49 AM (VEsJT)

78 Mommy Doktor Jill! There's an "unknown substance" in my pants!

Posted by: Joe In Rehoboth Beach at April 04, 2026 08:50 AM (oftw2)

79 I read a bit about his stalker. It sounds like she and reality had a bad breakup and she's never gotten over it.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 08:47 AM (+NIRm)

So she goes after a guy who made two careers out of one?

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 08:50 AM (SCCU1)

80 Prayers for all on the list and those spoken and unspoken. God, our Father, please protect and keep those in harm's way, those suffering, those in need of your mercy. Draw us closer to you and give us wisdom in our daily lives. Thank you for the gift of salvation through the sacrifice of your son, Jesus.

Posted by: Moki at April 04, 2026 08:50 AM (wLjpr)

81 55 The five checkboxes for a Just War. The first 3 are from St. Augustine. Two were added by St. Thomas Aquinas

1. Right/Proper intent
2. Right Authority (The mayor of El Paso cannot declare war on Juarez)
3. Just cause
4. Last resort after diplomacy fails
5. Probability of success.


Did the American Revolution check box 5? Not so much IMHO.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 08:51 AM (vTZFs)

82 Speaking of the shave: I discovered that the Japanese Feather blade, considered one of the sharpest in the double-edge world, is a bit too aggressive to use in my Italian Fatip slant razor. At least with a one-day beard. A couple of tiny nicks resulted on my lower lip. So I moved the fresh blade to a much less aggressive razor, and changed the slant's blade to a sharp but not Feather-sharp Rapira.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 08:46 AM (wzUl9)
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The last time I was clean-shaven was for my retirement ceremony from the Guard in December 2022. My father found a cheap source of disposable razors on Amazon and sent me two boxes of 50 each. That's likely a lifetime supply.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:51 AM (ZOv7s)

83 Teresa in Fort Worth posted that the chemo seems to be holding things steady for now.

IrishEi explained that she had a small cancerous spot removed from a lung. She is feeling better and stronger every day, and sends thanks for the prayers and encourages everyone to take their cancer screenings.
Posted by: Annies Stew at April 04, 2026 08:49 AM (VEsJT)
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b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

84 “Right now, maybe 5,000 people have died, but a nuclear exchange - and the resulting damage - could kill hundreds of millions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:44 AM (ZOv7s)”

It’s a daily occurrence for critics to say this war was “unnecessary” and that Iran would have stayed quiet. But the vast number of missiles they had stockpiled - which I suspect exceeded even our best military assessments, not just the publicly available estimates - is evidence that Iran had been planning a massive regional war for decades.

They truly were planning to dominate the entire region, and by control of a vital resource, force the entire world to bow to them and acknowledge their dominance. Either that or blow up that part of the world trying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 08:53 AM (pFJNq)

85 I seen what happens to a F-15 engine when a bird goes through it.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:53 AM (Ia/+0)

86 They truly were planning to dominate the entire region, and by control of a vital resource, force the entire world to bow to them and acknowledge their dominance. Either that or blow up that part of the world trying.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 08:53 AM (pFJNq)
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It is a failure of imagination, and it's sad to see so many professional Christians take everything Iran spouts as pure truth, while demeaning Trump and his cabinet as total liars.

Stick to scripture, and leave war to the professionals.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:54 AM (ZOv7s)

87 The last time I was clean-shaven was for my retirement ceremony from the Guard in December 2022. My father found a cheap source of disposable razors on Amazon and sent me two boxes of 50 each. That's likely a lifetime supply.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026


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My beard is the "Commander Riker" type -- though I grew mine before he did. I shave the cheeks, lower lip, and throat up to the sharp line of the beard under my chin. It's quite enjoyable when you do it with soap/cream and a brush. Our grandfathers had it right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 08:57 AM (wzUl9)

88 China's Tianlong-3 rocket launch failed yesterday

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

89 Did the American Revolution check box 5? Not so much IMHO.

Yeah, sometimes you just have to fight the odds because surrender is just too onerous.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (qFwJc)

90 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Excellent summation of the run up to WWII. Thank you.

We can disagree a tad. I still think the key to winning was the delay needed for Dowding to get the radar stations and ground control links operational.

Could the Germans have taken France without the T-38s? Maybe, as France had incredible command and morale problems. The Czechoslovakian defenses were quite robust, but leaving that nation neutral would work, IMHO.
This would have been a brake on German intentions to attack Russia, which is what, with the DOW on the US, doomed the Germans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ)

91 Off on my errands, all. I'll be back for the Pet Thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)

92 To add another topic to the discussion, there's new avenue to discredit the Shroud of Turin: the Indians (dot, not feather) somehow duped the stupid Christians. Just another tired attack right before Easter.

Apparently the old "ohmahgerd, it's a Medieval forgery" has gone by the wayside. I guess it's become too hard to wave-away the pollen of plants common to ancient Judea impregnated upon the fabric. (The carbon dating has been completely discredited).

The details that you can see of the photographic negative would not have been obvious to viewers in earlier times: distinct scourge marks showing the impact of the weights on the ends of the lashes, different directionality of the marks, swollen right cheek, broken nose, nail marks in the wrists (not palms), blood deposited on the fabric before the image. PLUS, 3-D data that can be reconstructed via computer.

The skeptics have never been able to duplicate it. The image is oxidation a few fibers deep -- not paint, dye, stain, etc. If the image is not Jesus, it sure matches the abuses He suffered during His sorrowful Passion.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (ksbjf)

93 Posted by: Moki at April 04, 2026 08:50 AM (wLjpr

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Amen!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 08:59 AM (kOluj)

94 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 08:46 AM (wzUl9)

How did the lunch rant go?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2026 08:59 AM (lFFaq)

95 And in other news:

Me: "Yay! I have a zero balance on my credit card."
Dog: "Cool. Well, I tore out a claw and need to get looked at. Naturally, this is the one Saturday our normal vet is closed so we have to go to the Urgent Care vet."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 08:59 AM (+NIRm)

96 {{{Moki}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

97 Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part.

You are largely past the physical nicotine dependence (3-4 days). It's all a matter of the will this point forward.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 04, 2026 09:02 AM (YV31+)

98 Lindsey's attacker is a stalker, known to police. My personal guess is a Stevie Nicks fan, still upset at reportshe tried to strangle her once during Tusk. I come across those on the internet all the time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 04, 2026 09:03 AM (gQ15S)

99 72 She’s very vicious in the way she attacks her colleagues on the court, which is not the way it normally goes. Normally there’s a sense of collegiality, but she goes right after them.

In the hood we call this acting "ghetto".
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at April 04, 2026 08:47 AM (onPc6)

She’s basking in the glow of adulation from the far left peanut gallery; but she hasn’t considered that the institution she’s part of now has always been a small, tightly knit group. She can’t imagine what it’s going to be like doing a job for life where everyone she works loathes and despises her, and considers her writing to be a bad joke, the work of an incompetent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:03 AM (pFJNq)

100 Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 08:51 AM (vTZFs)

Yeah, I'm not really sold on 5 being a requirement. Sometimes a fight has to happen even when there's low/no chance of success. There may be a miracle, it may encourage future people to take a stand, we don't know and may never know in our lifetime.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2026 09:04 AM (lFFaq)

101 We can disagree a tad. I still think the key to winning was the delay needed for Dowding to get the radar stations and ground control links operational.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ)
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If France had stayed in the War, the extended range would have precluded decent fighter escorts for German bombers.

There is no way the 10-day Blitz of northern France could have happened without those extra tanks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:05 AM (ZOv7s)

102 Prayers up for all of the Horde and their loved ones. Have a lovely day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2026 09:05 AM (0nHVk)

103 She’s basking in the glow of adulation from the far left peanut gallery; but she hasn’t considered that the institution she’s part of now has always been a small, tightly knit group. She can’t imagine what it’s going to be like doing a job for life where everyone she works loathes and despises her, and considers her writing to be a bad joke, the work of an incompetent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:03 AM (pFJNq)
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She seems to me incapable of comprehending her position. Like she knows nothing of the Supreme Court or its history.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:06 AM (RIvkX)

104 {{{Debby Doberman Schultz}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 09:07 AM (u82oZ)

105 Lord, hear our prayers including those for the missing American crew member of the plane shot down over Iran, and for those involved in rescue efforts.

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 04, 2026 09:08 AM (NFX2v)

106 Trump absolutely did the right thing to neutralize Iran. I think at this point though there’s danger in taking it too far (meaning it’s dragging on too long)…. In his speech the other night he pretty much literally said it’ll be over in “two weeks”… not good. Now an airman is missing…. We were never gonna put “boots on the ground” (at least I hope not) so do all you can with air power then declare victory. At some point this becomes a loser politically and like it or not the American voter is fickle and Trump has to make progress in his domestic agenda because the Dems are lunatics. All to say: He needs to wrap it up… delaying their weapons programs by at least 10 years is good; not as good as total destruction but sometimes reality intrudes and you take what you can get.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2026 09:08 AM (xT8gx)

107 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I respect that assessment.

If I had a good war-game available, with those tank restrictions, I could play it out a few times. HOI-4 is not that game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

108 She seems to me incapable of comprehending her position. Like she knows nothing of the Supreme Court or its history.

It would be psychologically catastrophic for her to admit the truth to herself: she's an utterly incompetent racist who is only in her position because the person who nominated her was an even more incompetent racist.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2026 09:09 AM (Riz8t)

109 The Iranian people have not yet gotten a green light. They are waiting for their opportunity to act.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:10 AM (RIvkX)

110 Have a great day, everyone.

May you be spiritually uplifted by Jesus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 09:11 AM (u82oZ)

111 Sometimes a fight has to happen even when there's low/no chance of success.

"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God!"

--- some dead white guy

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 09:12 AM (vTZFs)

112 There is no way the 10-day Blitz of northern France could have happened without those extra [Czech] tanks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:05 AM (ZOv7s)


The Germans had several "Light" divisions (a hybrid mech/motorized organization -- neither fish nor fowl) because they didn't have enough tanks and trucks, when they invaded France.

Even during the Blitz, the Germans had to do an operational pause -- which allowed the Brits to disengage and retreat to Dunkirk (the Germans were astounded at the level of motorization available to the Brits).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:12 AM (ksbjf)

113 > She seems to me incapable of comprehending her position. Like she knows nothing of the Supreme Court or its history.
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I can see her resigning or whatever. Maybe not by her own choice either, but I do not think she'll do a "lifetime" appointment.

The whole lifetime thing needs to go away too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 09:13 AM (AkEZC)

114 The Iranian people have not yet gotten a green light. They are waiting for their opportunity to act.

When the opportunity comes, will they have the means to act?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 09:13 AM (vTZFs)

115 On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Briefing,” Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) stated that President Donald Trump “should be impeached now. He’s taken us into a disastrous war, threatening war crimes in Iran, in terms of knocking out plants, and knocking out electricity. And the Democrats will impeach him once we take back the House, and should impeach him for all the things he’s done.”
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In a Franpsycho Administration this piece of sh*t would be incommunicado in Leavenworth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:14 AM (RIvkX)

116 She seems to me incapable of comprehending her position. Like she knows nothing of the Supreme Court or its history.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:06 AM (RIvkX)


I wonder if she has even read the Constitution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at April 04, 2026 09:14 AM (hOUT3)

117 She seems to me incapable of comprehending her position.

Look up the term "Fifteen Second African."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 09:14 AM (+NIRm)

118 I can't decide whether to begin a batch of sourdough, or mix up my first batch of hummmingbird juice for the season:


You'd think that I ought to be smarter
But some decisions seem to be harder
My choices are either
To start the bird feeder
Or alternatively feed the bread starter...

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:15 AM (qgHp7)

119 Often people ask for prayers to find a job. Check out a website called daily job cuts. Despite its name the middle third of the screen lists new jobs all over the country. Good luck.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 04, 2026 09:15 AM (yTvNw)

120 It would be psychologically catastrophic for her to admit the truth to herself:

Fortunately for her, the chance of that happening is 0.0%.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 09:15 AM (vTZFs)

121 They are waiting for their opportunity to act."

They can wait until world's end for all I care. As long as the jackass gets a bloody nose, I'm good.

Attempting to force a Westphalian State on tribal peoples?
Not so much.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)

122 Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:15 AM (qgHp7)

Bravo!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2026 09:16 AM (lFFaq)

123 I wonder if she has even read the Constitution!"

"read"? I'm doubtful that she can spell it. Or spell "read"...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:16 AM (XuXeR)

124 The skeptics have never been able to duplicate it. The image is oxidation a few fibers deep -- not paint, dye, stain, etc. If the image is not Jesus, it sure matches the abuses He suffered during His sorrowful Passion.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (ksbjf)

There’s a fascinating speculation as to the provenance of the shroud over the centuries; how did it turn up in rural France suddenly? The timeline starts with Helen, the mother of Constantine the Great, who financed a great expedition to the Holy Land in the 300’s in order to collect every Holy artifact that could be found.

Now many of these were placed in cathedrals for the adoring public to view, but it’s long been thought that the most Holy artifacts were kept private, reserved only for the eyes of the Imperial Familly and the highest levels of the Church hierarchy. There are consistent rumors of some strange cloth with an image of it that was rarely shown on High Holy festivals. (Cont’d)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:17 AM (pFJNq)

125 The Iranian people have not yet gotten a green light. They are waiting for their opportunity to act.
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When the opportunity comes, will they have the means to act?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 09:13 AM (vTZFs)


Some 40,000 got killed for the demonstrations earlier this year. So there's the will. I suspect that we will have some sort of "Pew-Pews for Persians" and provide weaponry to the anti-regime forces.

The Iranians did the same sort of thing to us when we were in Iraq. Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:17 AM (ksbjf)

126 I don't like the itchiness of a beard on my neck so I always keep that shaved. And I shave my cheeks. But I'm trying to grow an epic pointy beard under my chin. I'm at about 2" currently and I want to see what 3" looks like. I use a little honest amish beard balm to keep it neat. I want to look like a six foot tall skinny dwarf, what ever that is. A guess that's a viking.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 04, 2026 09:18 AM (3uBP9)

127 I blogged this today:
“Today the one who holds all creation in his hand is himself held in the tomb,
a rock covers the One who covered the heavens with beauty,
Life has fallen asleep,
Hades is seized with fear,
and Adam is freed from his bonds.
Glory to your work of salvation;
through it you have accomplished the eternal Sabbath rest,
and You grant us the gift of your holy resurrection.”
- From the Byzantine Matins of Great & Holy Saturday

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 09:18 AM (fb0M4)

128 119 Often people ask for prayers to find a job. Check out a website called daily job cuts. Despite its name the middle third of the screen lists new jobs all over the country. Good luck.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 04, 2026 09:15 AM (yTvNw)

My cousin just got fired for asking for his first raise in 8 years.
I should have him working with me by Wednesday for 7 dollars an hour more. I'll have to do the computer side of everything, like I do now, but I'll have someone to hold the other end of the tape measure.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:19 AM (SCCU1)

129 The whole lifetime thing needs to go away too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 09:13 AM (AkEZC)


One of the subtleties of a founding document that old, is it was based on two erroneous (but quite reasonable for the time) concepts:

1. People that would run for any public office had integrity and a sense of honor.
2. People that held any public office would never attempt to make it a lifetime career!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at April 04, 2026 09:19 AM (hOUT3)

130 "It would be psychologically catastrophic for her to admit the truth to herself"

This applies to many.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 09:20 AM (Q+gd/)

131 The Iranians right now are all in hiding but they are shot-callers for the IAF. They are waiting for their chance but for now they still have air power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:22 AM (RIvkX)

132 Like she knows nothing.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 04, 2026 09:23 AM (qFwJc)

133 What makes me think along with Bondi many others at DOJ need to go with her?
Are there still holdouts from the Auto-Pen administration there?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)

134 My cousin just got fired for asking for his first raise in 8 years.

That makes me irrationally angry. Older folks complain how the younger folks have no loyalty and refuse to show any themselves.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 09:23 AM (+NIRm)

135 Some 40,000 got killed for the demonstrations earlier this year. So there's the will. I suspect that we will have some sort of "Pew-Pews for Persians" and provide weaponry to the anti-regime forces.

The Iranians did the same sort of thing to us when we were in Iraq. Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:17 AM (ksbjf)

Then there is the whole gereration of protesters they killed off back in Obama days during the green revolution. Untold numbers died.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:24 AM (SCCU1)

136 The whole lifetime thing needs to go away too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 09:13 AM (AkEZC)

One of the subtleties of a founding document that old, is it was based on two erroneous (but quite reasonable for the time) concepts:


When the Constitution was written, people didn't live as long, and so wouldn't be on SCOTUS as long as the current barnacles. They'd either die, or become too feeble to carry out the duties, and so retire.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2026 09:24 AM (Riz8t)

137 131 The Iranians right now are all in hiding but they are shot-callers for the IAF. They are waiting for their chance but for now they still have air power.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:22 AM (RIvkX)


Knowing when to strike is as important as being ready to strike!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at April 04, 2026 09:24 AM (hOUT3)

138 KBJ will never ever go anywhere. She has a lifetime sinecure well beyond her wildest dreams and capabilities and more importantly she has power. No way on God’s green earth she’ll ever give that up even if she’s on the wrong side of every single SCOTUS decision 8-1. She’s dug in there like an Alabama tick

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2026 09:25 AM (xT8gx)

139 138 KBJ will never ever go anywhere. She has a lifetime sinecure well beyond her wildest dreams and capabilities and more importantly she has power. No way on God’s green earth she’ll ever give that up even if she’s on the wrong side of every single SCOTUS decision 8-1. She’s dug in there like an Alabama tick

Sadly, I agree with you.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2026 09:26 AM (Riz8t)

140 If someone hasn't had a raise in 8 years it means they are earning about 30% less than 8 years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:26 AM (RIvkX)

141 There are consistent rumors of some strange cloth with an image of it that was rarely shown on High Holy festivals. (Cont’d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:17 AM (pFJNq)


Yes, I can't recall the name of the cloth, but the Eastern Orthodox had some sort of image of Jesus Christ's face on a cloth. They had it for centuries.

There's been conjecture that the Crusaders pilfered that image from the Byzantine Empire when they sacked Constantinople.

There is a very curious fold mark, or crease, across the neck of the Man in the Shroud. The Catholic Church regards the Shroud of Turin as a private revelation, not a matter of dogma.

The Man in the Shroud just happens to display all of the injuries (in a very realistic way) consistent with the Biblical descriptions of Jesus Christ's Passion. I choose to believe that the Shroud of Turin is His burial shroud.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:26 AM (ksbjf)

142 "The Iranians did the same sort of thing to us when we were in Iraq. Turnabout is fair play."

People need to quit calling the muslim nazis "Iranian" They are not. They are foreign invaders.

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 04, 2026 09:27 AM (cO6oP)

143 "Some 40,000 got killed for the demonstrations earlier this year."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:17 AM

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Where does that number come from?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Insty has a video up on the bombing of the Iraqi terrorist convoy crossing the border into Iran. I guess the mullahs are running out of their own butchers, so they're importing killers to do the killing most Iranians won't do.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2026 09:30 AM (rj6Yv)

145 > What makes me think along with Bondi many others at DOJ need to go with her?
Are there still holdouts from the Auto-Pen administration there?
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DoJ is infested with leftists. Some drone from that department lamented it upon resigning a couple days ago. Saying there are too many leftists in Justice and there's no way to get rid of them.

That person's probably correct.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 09:30 AM (AkEZC)

146 The skeptics have never been able to duplicate it. The image is oxidation a few fibers deep -- not paint, dye, stain, etc. If the image is not Jesus, it sure matches the abuses He suffered during His sorrowful Passion.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 08:58 AM (ksbjf)
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It also perfectly aligns with a face cloth kept in Spain since the 6th Century.

I do get weary of the annual "let's crap on Christianity at its holiest time of year," but I now understand that these people are objectively on Satan's team. They're not merely mislead, absolutely not well meaning, they hate God, and they really hate Christ.

They keep pushing Christianity as oppressive, "patriarchal" (what does that even *mean*?) and literally valorize witches and demons as showing a better way, a world of "equity" were no babies are born and children are chemically castrated. Oh boy, sounds great!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)

147 Some 40,000 got killed for the demonstrations earlier this year. So there's the will. I suspect that we will have some sort of "Pew-Pews for Persians" and provide weaponry to the anti-regime forces.

The Iranians did the same sort of thing to us when we were in Iraq. Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:17 AM (ksbjf)

Then there is the whole gereration of protesters they killed off back in Obama days during the green revolution. Untold numbers died.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:24 AM (SCCU1)


Very true. I was mentioning recent events, and not intentionally ignoring the previous brutal repression of the anti-regime Iranians. I don't know if there's even a close estimate of how many of their own citizens the Islamic regime has killed. 500,000 - 1,000,000 or more?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:31 AM (ksbjf)

148 More than 50 men, women and children will enter the church.

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AH Lloyd
How wonderful!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 09:31 AM (nLlkW)

149 Possible provenance of the shroud continued: so the shroud may have been safely stored and guarded in Constantinople until 1204, when the wickedly perverse 4th Crusade ended up sacking and burning Constantinople, and not attacking any Muslims at all. The great city was looted of all of its treasures, with much going back to Venice. Everyone who was present got something though, including the Knights Templar, the most secretive of orders.

For the next century, they grew more and more powerful, while critics of theirs claimed that they privately worshipped some strange image on a cloth that they jealously guarded from the eyes of any outsiders. Using this and other claims of heresy, in 1312 Philip of France attacked the order, brutally killing their top leadership and attempting to seize all of their wealth. However, except for the very top levels, most of the Templars and most of their wealth simply disappeared. No one can say where they went to, they were very good - perhaps equivalent to the KGB of their day. (End part two)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:32 AM (pFJNq)

150 Guess I’m in a pessimistic mood this morning because I just don’t believe the Iranian people are gonna rise up, get rid of the IRCG and take over. They’ve been terrorized for 47 years with secret police and a whole totalitarian apparatus… they have no means of organizing, no weapons, no comms… not realistic to think it’ll happen

Take the W you’ve already earned

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2026 09:32 AM (xT8gx)

151 The five checkboxes for a Just War. The first 3 are from St. Augustine. Two were added by St. Thomas Aquinas
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eh. I don't need the schoolmen telling me when war should be fought.

I'll take path of Joshua--the kill 'em all; women, children and men.
The muslim religion is a demonic, idol-worshiping, death cult that has no claim to any land on Earth, no different than what he faced.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2026 09:33 AM (HXT0k)

152 140 If someone hasn't had a raise in 8 years it means they are earning about 30% less than 8 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:26 AM (RIvkX)

I'd bet it's higher than that. Probably close to half. I've been admonishing him for years but he fucking loved his job. There's a whole years long arguement ending between us over this.
"You need a better job."
"There isn't one."
He ran the facilities side of a small private grade school. Loved being Mr. D to the kids.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:34 AM (SCCU1)

153 (The mayor of El Paso cannot declare war on Juarez)
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That would require internment of half the population of El Paso as enemy foreign nationals.

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:34 AM (qgHp7)

154 What about the Immortal Guard Tousi is always talking about?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

155 It also perfectly aligns with a face cloth kept in Spain since the 6th Century.

I do get weary of the annual "let's crap on Christianity at its holiest time of year," but I now understand that these people are objectively on Satan's team. They're not merely mislead, absolutely not well meaning, they hate God, and they really hate Christ.

They keep pushing Christianity as oppressive, "patriarchal" (what does that even *mean*?) and literally valorize witches and demons as showing a better way, a world of "equity" were no babies are born and children are chemically castrated. Oh boy, sounds great!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)


The swelling numbers of converts to the Catholic Church just demonstrates how much people are tired of the empty promises of an Earthly "utopia" (which just happens to be Hell-on-Earth, instead).

King Charles III intentional ignoring Easter, but praising Ramadan, isn't going to have the effect he thinks: as the Head of the Church of England, he just gave the green-light for devout CofE Christians to abandon ship and swim the Tiber.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ksbjf)

156 Meanwhile, the Catholic leadership continues to disappoint, spreading dissention and confusion among their sheep:

“I would think under the just war theory, it is not,” Archbishop Broglio said. He explained that while Iran’s nuclear ambitions present a real concern, military action in this case risks addressing “a threat before the threat is actually realized.”

Oh, so they have to HAVE the nukes before we can wage war. Got it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ZOv7s)

157 Well, I suppose my ponds are back up to an acceptable level, it has been raining since midnight and still going. We needed it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (0U5gm)

158 You get what you tolerate.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

159 Oh, please. Jackson is an exceedingly stupid woman. She's a dull-normal partisan hack.

But let's not get the vapors over her dissents being derisive toward her colleagues. Most of them are, in point of fact, dirty unprincipled whores who don't deserve any more respect than you'd show used toilet paper.

This is just a case of a filthy pot calling a filthy kettle black. If these hothouse carrion flowers want to experience some *actual* disrespect, let me write a dissent. The assertion that these ruling class dolts should be exempt from criticism is galling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)

160 The Iranian people have not yet gotten a green light. They are waiting for their opportunity to act.

When the opportunity comes, will they have the means to act?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 09:13 AM (vTZFs)

They're willing to fight but lack the weapons to do it. If nothing is done to arm them, then it'll be just another disappointing (and deadly) street event.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2026 09:37 AM (g8Ew8)

161 The new acting AG, Todd Blanche, is one of the main reasons for the disfunction at the DOJ.

Good on all the Bondi haters, she's gone and replaced by someone that is actually worse.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2026 09:37 AM (+nEug)

162 ...patriarchal" (what does that even *mean*?


**********

"I hate you, Dad!!!"

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:38 AM (qgHp7)

163 Was Joshua a Christian?

Do you think Jesus would agree with #151?


Sounds like psychopathy to me

Posted by: Paul at April 04, 2026 09:38 AM (4k7hx)

164 pessimistic mood this morning because I just don’t believe the Iranian people are gonna rise up, get rid of the IRCG and take over."

What's pessimistic about that? It's been an effective effort, and that's what matters.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:38 AM (XuXeR)

165 More Iranian executions -

France24, April 2nd, 'Iran hangs 18-year-old over protests in latest wartime execution: activists'
Paris (France) (AFP) – Iranian authorities Thursday executed a teenager convicted over January protests after a fast-track trial rights groups labelled as "grossly unfair", as the Islamic republic ramps up executions during the war with the US and Israel.

Al Jazerra, April 4th, 'Iran has executed two men convicted of being members of the banned People’s Mojahedin Organization of Iran (PMOI/MEK) opposition group, in the latest action targeting dissidents, even as the United States-Israeli war on Iran drags on.'

The two were executed on Saturday morning after the country’s Supreme Court upheld earlier sentences that convicted them of PMOI/MEK membership, and “armed rebellion through involvement in multiple terrorist acts”.

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 04, 2026 09:38 AM (NFX2v)

166 King Charles III intentional ignoring Easter, but praising Ramadan, isn't going to have the effect he thinks: as the Head of the Church of England, he just gave the green-light for devout CofE Christians to abandon ship and swim the Tiber.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ksbjf)
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I have to say that I have thrown quite a bit of (well-deserved) shade at the C of E, but nothing I could write is as damning as how absurd that woman looked in her episcopal costume.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:38 AM (ZOv7s)

167 Within you are two wolves

Both have Outlook

Neither works

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at April 04, 2026 09:38 AM (FIwBs)

168 That would require internment of half the population of El Paso as enemy foreign nationals.
Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:34 AM (qgHp7)
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Go on...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:39 AM (RIvkX)

169 Thank you for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie!

May God shower all of His children with mercy and grace.

And may God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 04, 2026 09:39 AM (vrNzf)

170 >>Haven't heard what brought down the F-15E, could be malfunction, AAA ( anti-aircraft artillery) or SAM ( surface to air missile

It seems you and I have a differing definition of "ground fire."

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 09:39 AM (Y1sOo)

171 That would require internment of half the population of El Paso as enemy foreign nationals."

Only half?

/kidding. sort of.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:39 AM (XuXeR)

172 Well, I suppose my ponds are back up to an acceptable level, it has been raining since midnight and still going. We needed it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (0U5gm)
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Very heavy rains here, the back yard has standing water. It usually does this time of year, but it's a bit more than usual.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:40 AM (ZOv7s)

173 163 Was Joshua a Christian?

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Hunh. There were Christians in the Old Testament?

This changes things.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

174 They keep pushing Christianity as oppressive, "patriarchal" (what does that even *mean*?) and literally valorize witches and demons as showing a better way, a world of "equity" were no babies are born and children are chemically castrated. Oh boy, sounds great!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)
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I think the same thing whenever I see some stupid person wear a Che t-shirt. They so love the thought of killing other people, that "power" is their authority to rule.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2026 09:41 AM (rj6Yv)

175 It seems you and I have a differing definition of "ground fire."

Que? "Ground Fire" doesn't mean only a 10/22...

*sigh*

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:41 AM (XuXeR)

176 An Easter ceasefire would be fitting. Pull back, regroup, resupply, celebrate.

Let the enemy combatants decide what comes next for them. Take your losses and join modern, western civilization once again.

No more terrorism.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 04, 2026 09:42 AM (UqSya)

177 The Iranian people are arming up with the Immortal Guard. There have been defections within the regular army .
The checkpoints are being steadily taken out by small groups of protestors.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2026 09:42 AM (+nEug)

178 If someone hasn't had a raise in 8 years it means they are earning about 30% less than 8 years ago.
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Yup, you're taking food off of your table as a favor for assholes who barely know your name.

If you don't get an annual raise every year, you need to be looking for a new job.

Because, if they fire you, they'll sure as hell pay the new guy what you'd been asking for.

It isn't about them not having the money--it's about them not wanting to pay you that money.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2026 09:42 AM (HXT0k)

179 Was Joshua a Christian?"

Before or after he fit the Battle of Jericho?

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:42 AM (XuXeR)

180 Actually he didn't order everybody killed. He said to spare the young virgin girls to be made Dec slaves
Does $151 agree with that part ?

Posted by: Paul at April 04, 2026 09:43 AM (4k7hx)

181 Good as time as any to switch the snow blower to back and tractor to the front of the garage

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:43 AM (Ia/+0)

182 Speaking of the C of E, its hierarchy still retains seats in the House of Lords ("lords temporal and spiritual). They have 22, to be exact, but when the bill decriminalizing abortion up to the moment of birth (which really means after birth), only 12 could rouse themselves to attend. The Archbishopess only bothered to go after a massive outcry.

It's basically Church LARP for everyone involved.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:43 AM (ZOv7s)

183 144 Insty has a video up on the bombing of the Iraqi terrorist convoy crossing the border into Iran. I guess the mullahs are running out of their own butchers, so they're importing killers to do the killing most Iranians won't do.

The video doesn't show much, but I've been wondering if we were going to do a "Highway of Death" on those a-holes. Perhaps this was just a warning that if they continue onwards, that's what awaits them.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)

184 So I lost my dad on Holy Saturday (years ago) and my wife lost her dad on Good Friday.
Posted by: Reforger

May their souls rest in peace, and may the Lord comfort your family in your time of grief.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 09:44 AM (nLlkW)

185 Meanwhile, the Catholic leadership continues to disappoint, spreading dissention and confusion among their sheep:

“I would think under the just war theory, it is not,” Archbishop Broglio said. He explained that while Iran’s nuclear ambitions present a real concern, military action in this case risks addressing “a threat before the threat is actually realized.”

Oh, so they have to HAVE the nukes before we can wage war. Got it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ZOv7s)


We're still suffering from the after-effects of the "Spirit of Vatican II." Christianity is not a pacifistic religion: there's a reason why the living members of the Catholic Church are termed "The Church Militant."

Love is being truthful, not being "nice." I would argue that Pres. Trump is acting in the spirit of agape' for the entire world. Is it better to have a bunch of religious fanatics have nukes and blackmail the world, or make certain that doesn't happen.

It might not be "nice" but bombing the $h!t out of the Islamic regime's weapons programs is necessary.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:44 AM (ksbjf)

186 Yesterday one of the intercepted DU posts had some guy saying "the first time I tried to unalive myself was when I was 11 years old."

Tweeeet!! Flag on the play!

Unalive? As a verb? I guess he meant 'commit suicide' but didn't know how to spell it.

He actually took a made-up adjective and 'verbed' it.

Yeah, we can have a meaningful dialogue with people like that.

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:45 AM (qgHp7)

187 the snow blower"

What's that, precious?

/in gollum voice. You know, the hobbit/LOTR thing.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)

188 even as the United States-Israeli war on Iran drags on.'

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it was not over in 2.5 hours. like in the movies. so much garbage media, and black piller picked it, because they are miserable bastards, and misery loves company

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 09:45 AM (GD0B3)

189 It isn't about them not having the money--it's about them not wanting to pay you that money.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2026 09:42 AM (HXT0k)
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In my former profession the only way to get a decent raise is to quit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:45 AM (RIvkX)

190 "Meanwhile, the Catholic leadership continues to disappoint..."

Low expectations are the key to satisfaction.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

191 I would love to read a Yudhishthira Dissent. Prolly peel the wallpaper off the walls.

Posted by: Joe In Rehoboth Beach at April 04, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)

192 Meanwhile, the Catholic leadership continues to disappoint, spreading dissention and confusion among their sheep:

“I would think under the just war theory, it is not,” Archbishop Broglio said. He explained that while Iran’s nuclear ambitions present a real concern, military action in this case risks addressing “a threat before the threat is actually realized.”

Oh, so they have to HAVE the nukes before we can wage war. Got it.


It is for this sort of thing that I have such contempt for most church hierarchy, including the Episcopal Church. Most of these soft-handed, soft-headed fools have no idea what they're talking about but they certainly want to tell the rest of us what's what.

If you want to go into politics or policy, you're in the wrong field.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)

193 Most of these soft-handed, soft-headed fools have no idea what they're talking about"

And that softness will get people killed.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 09:47 AM (XuXeR)

194 3rd part - so where did the remaining Templars and their wealth go? Some have made a cinnnection to the rise of sophisticated international banking syndicates just 40 years later among the unsophisticated rural farmers of Switzerland.

But what of the shroud? It suddenly appears, apparently out of nowhere in the small town of Lirey, France, part of the inheritance of the local Lord Geoffrey de Charney, who had said nothing of it during his life. Its public history pops into existence at that moment.

Did he have a connection to the Templars? An earlier relative of his with the same name was the Head of the Templars in Normandy, and one of the top leaders burned at the stake by Philip of France.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:47 AM (pFJNq)

195 KBJ will never ever go anywhere. She has a lifetime sinecure well beyond her wildest dreams and capabilities and more importantly she has power.

Well, there is high blood pressure, deebeetus, strokes, heart attacks and of course The Itis.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at April 04, 2026 09:48 AM (onPc6)

196 Welp, gots to go. Much to do today for Easter Vigil tonight.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:48 AM (ksbjf)

197 > What makes me think along with Bondi many others at DOJ need to go with her?
Are there still holdouts from the Auto-Pen administration there?
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DoJ is infested with leftists. Some drone from that department lamented it upon resigning a couple days ago. Saying there are too many leftists in Justice and there's no way to get rid of them.
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Rumor is, there was a plan for DOJ, same as was given for State and HHS for example, to fire whole chunks of identified anti-Americans.
Bondi was fired because she wasn't following that plan.

DOJ needs a non-lawyer head. Because all lawyers, no matter their politics, are way too enamored with the rules and the majesty of the "system."
For example, the whole state bar association system, accreditation and licensing--it's a merchants guild to protect the lawyers, not to serve the public.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2026 09:48 AM (HXT0k)

198 An Easter ceasefire would be fitting. Pull back, regroup, resupply, celebrate.

Let the enemy combatants decide what comes next for them. Take your losses and join modern, western civilization once again.

No more terrorism.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 04, 2026 09:42 AM (UqSya)

Damn. Maybe you should be Sec of State. So brilliant.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2026 09:49 AM (g8Ew8)

199 163
Sounds like psychopathy to me
Posted by: troll

Sounds like necessity and survival to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:49 AM (h7ZuX)

200 9 Ah. The blessed coffeve...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 08:01 AM (XuXeR)


There is no adequate replacement. On trips I take along caffeinated chocolate bars just in case coffee or Diet Coke is unavailable first thing in the morning. (Caffeine withdrawal brings terrible headaches!) It helps get me get going but only the first cup of coffee really wakes me up.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2026 09:49 AM (5rh/l)

201 Prayers up for those that have asked us for them in the prayer list;
Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet; and
Prayers up for those who pray alone, asking for help in silence, and whose prayers are known but to God!

Prayers up even for all "our" politicians who have decided that their 10% graft and power are still far more desirable than their honor or integrity, may they see the error of their ways, repent, and become true representatives of we the people!

And lastly, prayers up for President Trump, keep him and our beloved country safe from harm and may the many forces of corruption and evil arrayed against both him and our country be rendered ineffective and their plans come to naught!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at April 04, 2026 09:50 AM (hOUT3)

202 Insty has a video up on the bombing of the Iraqi terrorist convoy crossing the border into Iran.

He ran a pic yesterday of what was claimed to be Iraqis massing at the border with scores or hundreds of pickup trucks. My thought was what are cluster bombs for it not for this.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 09:50 AM (vTZFs)

203 >>Que? "Ground Fire" doesn't mean only a 10/22...

groundfire
American

noun

small arms fire directed against aircraft from the ground.

*******

There. Small arms fire.

What else can I help you understand?

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 09:50 AM (Y1sOo)

204 I liked it better when . . .

The constitution was not a suicide pact.

Catholicism was not a suicide pact.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)

205 For 40 years Iran was being equipped with the latest Chinese and Russian technology, and was supposed to be impenetrable. So much so they bullied the arabs and the europeans. Their Chinese made bunkers were supposed to protect the mullas forever. All of that is gone. Nether I, nor anyone here know what happened in SW Iran. I hate to see people on the blog stupidly repeat legacy media talking points.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 09:52 AM (GD0B3)

206 191 I would love to read a Yudhishthira Dissent. Prolly peel the wallpaper off the walls.
Posted by: Joe In Rehoboth Beach at April 04, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)

I would pay to see it. How do we get YD on SCOTUS?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:53 AM (h7ZuX)

207 Small arms fire.

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Is this about that professional corn cornhole player again?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

208 Regarding a potential uprising in Iran: it’s vital to wait for the right time. Remember the Poles at the end of WW2; tens of thousands were slaughtered because they rose up and revolted just a few weeks too early.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:53 AM (pFJNq)

209 Unalive? As a verb? I guess he meant 'commit suicide' but didn't know how to spell it.

He actually took a made-up adjective and 'verbed' it.

Yeah, we can have a meaningful dialogue with people like that.
Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:45 AM (qgHp7)

Childish bowdlerization by our beneficent Tech Lords. These platforms all nuke anything containing words like "suicide, kill, rape," and so on.

So people have to come up with these puerile euphemism to get past the robo-censors.

"Unalive" has been in use for years now - so the censors could definitely ban that, too, but choose not to - because the exercise is purely about training people to comply with approved speech codes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:53 AM (BI5O2)

210 That would require internment of half the population of El Paso as enemy foreign nationals.

***********

I should have specified:

That would require internment of half the population City Council members, police force, school teachers, and the entire DMV staff of El Paso as enemy foreign nationals.

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:53 AM (qgHp7)

211 I am sure people in the Pentagon and in the WH are looking at what happened with that F-15 very closely.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 09:54 AM (GD0B3)

212 Humans measure life as valuable.

God measures souls as valuable.

I'll not be lectured by atheists on what is moral.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2026 09:54 AM (HXT0k)

213 Could be anything, could sabotage for all we know.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 09:55 AM (GD0B3)

214 We're still suffering from the after-effects of the "Spirit of Vatican II." Christianity is not a pacifistic religion: there's a reason why the living members of the Catholic Church are termed "The Church Militant."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 04, 2026 09:44 AM (ksbjf)
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What the leaders fail to understand is that there was no actual peace. Iran remained in a state of war with the United States for 47. The war went through long dormant phases, but never ceased.

There are Catholics who understand this distinction, and also that being an unlawful regime, Iran's theocracy did not obtain the same benefits as a lawful government.

More disturbing is the tolerance - which is new - for evil governments. The Vatican's deal with the PRC is one of the most shameful acts in Church history. That they are now saying Americans should "negotiate" with dishonest people whose hands are still wet with human blood is a scandal.

It is my fervent hope that God will see the right through, and that these same people be confronted with the reality of a liberated Iran, and be forced to apologize to the people whose freedom they so stridently opposed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:56 AM (ZOv7s)

215 Was Joshua a Christian?"

Before or after he fit the Battle of Jericho?
Posted by: man

He was a Democrat. He made the walls come tumbling down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

216 The uprising may have begun in Iran. Tousi in 20 minutes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2026 09:56 AM (+nEug)

217 My cousin just got fired for asking for his first raise in 8 years.

Nobody wants to work anymore!

Posted by: Reforger's cousin's former boss at April 04, 2026 09:56 AM (TbWk/)

218 Muldoon, they use unalive as a euphemism for kill to avoid automatic banning by mod bots and the like.
It's like that on all social media I think.
Very stupid.
Very commie.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 09:56 AM (4C4pO)

219 Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u73oe)


It sucks. It will get better. Hard to believe, but it is true.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 09:56 AM (rbvCR)

220 "Meanwhile, the Catholic leadership continues to disappoint..."

Low expectations are the key to satisfaction.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)
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Something about what "they" say and what "they" do.

The Vatican's Swiss Guard and Gendarmerie continue to bear arms and to enforce the state's territorial border with Italy.

And I'm too lazy to research whether the current Holy Father ever demanded that the Chicago PD disarm themselves.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2026 09:57 AM (rj6Yv)

221 The arabs are supposedly "helpings us". Never trust them.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 09:57 AM (GD0B3)

222 The bombing of Iraqi militia heading into Iran tells me that our people are watching social media closely, good for them. A couple of days ago video started leaking out of Iran of convoys of Shiite militia from Iraq crossing the border into Iran, presumably to help oppress the local population. The posters were asking “Why is the US allowing this, why don’t they do something??”

Well within just a few hours, we did something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:57 AM (pFJNq)

223 The uprising may have begun in Iran. Tousi in 20 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2026 09:56 AM (+nEug)

Tousi does a lot of clickbait headlines.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 09:57 AM (GD0B3)

224 Yeah, we can have a meaningful dialogue with people like that.
Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:45 AM (qgHp7)

But the English language is just too hard to speak and write, man!!

Posted by: dantesed at April 04, 2026 09:58 AM (Oy/m2)

225 It helps get me get going but only the first cup of coffee really wakes me up.
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2026 09:49 AM (5rh/l)

I think it's more than just the caffeine in the coffee. It's the entire sensation of aroma and heat that we've developed a Pavlovian response to over many years of enjoying coffee.

A No-Doz doesn't cut it. All the jitters, none of the pleasant wake-up.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:58 AM (h7ZuX)

226 There. Small arms fire.

What else can I help you understand?
Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 09:50 AM (Y1sOo)
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Source? What dictionary did you consult?

Ground fire can include AAA, and there is an overlap between small arms and AAA.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 09:58 AM (ZOv7s)

227 The bombing of Iraqi militia heading into Iran tells me that our people are watching social media closely,
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You better believe they and Israelis are watching everything and listening to everything.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 09:58 AM (GD0B3)

228 it's a merchants guild to protect the lawyers, not to serve the public.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2026 09:48 AM (HXT0k)


The Ivy League Liberal Lawyers Guild has way too much influence in our politics!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at April 04, 2026 09:58 AM (hOUT3)

229 Joshua had been a young aid to Moses, and was one of the 12 spies sent by Moses to explore the Promised Land of Canaan (Numbers 13). Alongside Caleb, he brought back a faithful, positive report, encouraging the Israelites to trust God and enter the land, unlike the other ten spies who brought a negative report

Moses appointed Joshua to lead the Israelites into the Promised Land, as Moses himself was forbidden from entering.
Originally named Hoshea, he was renamed Joshua (Yehoshua) by Moses.

He commanded the army to conquer Canaan and split the Jordan River through divine power, and recognized as a prophet in both biblical and Jewish traditions.

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 04, 2026 09:59 AM (NFX2v)

230 I took yesterday off, and I have to keep reminding myself that this is Saturday, because it feels like Sunday.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 10:00 AM (ZOv7s)

231 We're still suffering from the after-effects of the "Spirit of Vatican II." Christianity is not a pacifistic religion: there's a reason why the living members of the Catholic Church are termed "The Church Militant."

In picket fence, lawn mowers abounding suburbia, we call this "Having No Balls".

Posted by: Ken and Karen, Mask Wearers and Booster Takers at April 04, 2026 10:00 AM (onPc6)

232 runner, he also is the only one with real time happenings in Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2026 10:00 AM (+nEug)

233 "Unalive" has been in use for years now - so the censors could definitely ban that, too, but choose not to - because the exercise is purely about training people to comply with approved speech codes.

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Thanks. Your explanation is almost more depressing than mine was. SMH.

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)

234 I asked my priest how I can deal with my doubts about the Church due to her misguided leadership, and he was very sympathetic. He said what he does is pray fervently for them - Pope, bishops, clergy, etc - that the Holy Spirit may guide them. So I do that, and also that they listen.
I also pray that for my family, my friends, and my enemies.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:01 AM (4C4pO)

235 "Small arms fire."

*scowls*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 04, 2026 10:01 AM (Q+gd/)

236 uh oh, "The Islamic Regime has reportedly ordered the evacuation of personnel from several petrochemical and refinery complexes in Asaluyeh, Bushehr Province" . It's on the Gulf BTW.

Take the OIL!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:02 AM (GD0B3)

237 140 If someone hasn't had a raise in 8 years it means they are earning about 30% less than 8 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:26 AM (RIvkX)

Giving inflation-based raises is stupid! They didn't earn it! You want a raise, then exceed my expectations! Besides, once the inflation is over you have to take the raise away, stupid! Beans and rice, working two remote jobs is stealing, buy my book! *waves gun around*

Posted by: Dave Ramsey, boomer meme incarnate at April 04, 2026 10:02 AM (TbWk/)

238 No, Anti-Aircraft Artillery (AAA or Triple-A) is generally not considered small arms fire.

While they are both types of ground-based fire, they are distinguished by their purpose, caliber, and intended targets.

Small Arms Fire: Refers to weapons designed for personal use, such as rifles, pistols, carbines, and machine guns, typically with a caliber of 15mm (.60 caliber) or less.

AAA (Anti-Aircraft Artillery): Refers to dedicated, often crew-served, guns designed to destroy aircraft. These typically use autocannons (like 20mm, 23mm, 30mm, 35mm, or 40mm) or larger-caliber artillery pieces (like 88mm or 100mm).
U.S. Department of War (.gov)
U.S. Department of War (.gov)
+4

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 10:03 AM (Y1sOo)

239 I don't know what the dictionary definition says.

But when hear "ground fire" in context of modern warfare, I don't even consider small arms... just flak guns, SAM batteries, MANPADS, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)

240 235 "Small arms fire."

*scowls*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 04, 2026 10:01 AM (Q+gd/)


Perfect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at April 04, 2026 10:03 AM (hOUT3)

241 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' unalive, stayin' unalive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' unalive
- Zombie Night Fever

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)

242 That would require internment of half the population City Council members, police force, school teachers, and the entire DMV staff of El Paso as enemy foreign nationals.
Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 09:53 AM (qgHp7)

I don’t think most people understand the attitude of Texas towards El Paso; it really isn’t Texan, it’s a weird little piece of Old Mexico that somehow Texas ended up with title to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 10:04 AM (pFJNq)

243 Unalive? As a verb? I guess he meant 'commit suicide' but didn't know how to spell it.

The term is now common across many social media platforms as a euphemism for "suicide," "murder," "killed," even just plain old "died" because they use automated scanners for badthink and demonetize or auto-ban anyone for using them. Just more woke stupidity but there it is.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 10:04 AM (vTZFs)

244 Thank you MisHum and Annie.

God bless all of you and your loved ones. And Happy Easter!

IrishEI was here yesterday on the health thread.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 10:05 AM (Sco7b)

245 The problem was that Neville Chamberlain abhorred war, and desperately wanted to avoid it, and so he was willing to do anything to avoid it, and completely misjudged Hitler's intention. France was reluctant, but willing to fight, and needed Britain to back her up, but that didn't happen. (cont)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 08:36 AM (ZOv7s)


Recent comment on some Twitter was that Iran was seeking the "North Korean Path to Nukes" by developing its missile and drone force to the point that they could hold the Middle East and Europe hostage while they finished their nukes, the way that North Korea had Seoul within artillery range so they couldn't be pushed at all while they developed their nukes, way up in the North.
That with the revelation that the Iranians walked into a negotiating session and said they had 60% refined Uranium ready to go, and were ready to go with it was enough for Trump to give up negotiating and start waling on them instead.
The Iranians could have cobbled together a dirty nuke on that intermediate missile they lobbed at Diego Garcia, and they could have hit Tel Aviv or Paris.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 10:06 AM (rbvCR)

246 This talk of just war reminded me of the remarkable Takashi Nagai, and Japanese convert to Catholicism who survived the bombing of Nagasaki. In 2021 he and his wife were declared Servants of God. Here was his take on the A-bomb:

“It was not the American crew, I believe, who chose our suburb. God’s providence chose Urakami and carried the bomb right above our homes. Is there not a profound relationship between the annihilation of Nagasaki and the end of the war? Was not Nagasaki the chosen victim, the lamb without blemish, slain as a whole-burnt offering on an altar of sacrifice, atoning for the sins of all the nations during World War II?

"Only this holocaust in Nagasaki sufficed and at that moment God inspired the Emperor to issue the sacred proclamation that ended the war. The Christian flock of Nagasaki was true to the faith through three centuries of persecution. During the recent war it prayed ceaselessly for a lasting peace. Here was the one pure lamb that had to be sacrificed as a holocaust on His altar ...so that many millions of lives might be saved."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 10:06 AM (ZOv7s)

247 Was Joshua a Christian?

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After the Harrowing of Hell, yes

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:07 AM (4C4pO)

248 I think the US and Israel are doing a great job hollowing out the regime.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:07 AM (GD0B3)

249 246
That is beautiful

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:08 AM (4C4pO)

250 Thought for the day.

Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
@DeAngelisCorey
Idaho Democrat Senator: "When your children walk into our classroom, they become ours... those kids in that classroom, they're ours. They're ours, too."

These Communists think they own your kids.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

251 >>> 159 Oh, please. Jackson is an exceedingly stupid woman. She's a dull-normal partisan hack.

But let's not get the vapors over her dissents being derisive toward her colleagues. Most of them are, in point of fact, dirty unprincipled whores who don't deserve any more respect than you'd show used toilet paper.

This is just a case of a filthy pot calling a filthy kettle black. If these hothouse carrion flowers want to experience some *actual* disrespect, let me write a dissent. The assertion that these ruling class dolts should be exempt from criticism is galling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)

This ought to be a guest post.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2026 10:09 AM (ULPxl)

252 May GOD bless and keep all mentioned and unsaid. May He also bless the Persian people and free them from tyranny. And finally, may He bless President
Trump and America.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 10:10 AM (LHPAg)

253 Muldoon, they use unalive as a euphemism for kill to avoid automatic banning by mod bots and the like.
It's like that on all social media I think.
Posted by: vmom


**********

Yet another reason to avoid social media.

(Although my dog who died 13 years ago still has a MySpace page. 0 Friends. 0 Likes.)

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 10:10 AM (qgHp7)

254 What about the Immortal Guard Tousi is always talking about?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)


Under Xerxes (or maybe Darius, I forget), the Persians created a military assault force called the Immortals, which had the innovation of being a formed unit that always was re-enforced when it had combat losses. It was used to great effect in the Peloponnesian war and later.
In a way it is a call back to the past, like Minutemen are for us, and a symbol of liberty and greatness of the Persians, and not the Islamic Revolution.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 10:11 AM (rbvCR)

255 Many Iranians are not Persian..😀

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:11 AM (GD0B3)

256 Saw a report that all the Gulf countries are discussing a pipeline network to send all their oil to Haifa for convenient Mediterranean shipping. Seems they'd rather deal with the Jooos. Tucker hardest hit. (And yet another way the Palestinians could be rich if they weren't retarded).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2026 10:13 AM (Aq1uz)

257 Helena!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 10:13 AM (pcG5m)

258 While they are both types of ground-based fire, they are distinguished by their purpose, caliber, and intended targets.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 10:03 AM (Y1sOo)
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Yes, and there are weapons that can be used in either role, which I'm sure you are aware of.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 10:13 AM (ZOv7s)

259 A journalist wanted to know why everyone lost trust in public health after COVID-19. Come see the replies.

https://is.gd/gLgkjL

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That's a head scratcher alright.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

260 I hear that France is already paying the jihadis Jizya in yuan currency to get their ships through hormuz. They are such losers.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:15 AM (GD0B3)

261 .50 BMG is also ground fire. What's your bit about air supremacy?

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:15 AM (XuXeR)

262 Commissar Hrothgar
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Amen!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 04, 2026 10:16 AM (VCgbV)

263 The Iran Cheerleaders and Iran Doomsayers are equally out to lunch.

It's a war. It's total chaos. Peril incarnate. Literally anything can happen. And, as usual, all news concerning it is a lie, and any truth gleaned from it is coincidental.

All we can do is pray for the best outcome - and considering that we currently seem to have the whip hand, that means praying that Trump & Hegseth have set reasonable, achievable objectives, and have a solid plan to achieve them quickly.

If you think we can somehow install a Jeffersonian democracy in this Muslim hellhole, you're deluding yourself. If you think we have no path to a successful outcome of some kind, you are also deluding yourself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:16 AM (BI5O2)

264 air supremacy is what CNN says it is!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:16 AM (GD0B3)

265 >>>Many Iranians are not Persian..😀

Posted by: runner

>They're also not crazy Islamists looking to terrorize and conquer western civilization.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 04, 2026 10:18 AM (UqSya)

266 So it's posting CNN and AI generated bits?

That's funny right there.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:18 AM (XuXeR)

267 235 "Small arms fire."

DShKs...easy to hide and move around we are.

Posted by: DShKs at April 04, 2026 10:18 AM (onPc6)

268 If you think we can somehow install a Jeffersonian democracy in this Muslim hellhole, you're deluding yourself. If you think we have no path to a successful outcome of some kind, you are also deluding yourself"

*STANDS AND APPLAUDS*

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:19 AM (XuXeR)

269 wow, look who brought a huge straw man to the party

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:22 AM (GD0B3)

270 Good morning all.
Beautiful day here in the DMV. I will never understand how weather can go from winter to summer overnight but it's all good.
Going to see Project:Hail Mary this afternoon with Iris. Lucky to get seats even for a matinee. I am trying to remember when it started that you actually had to reserve a seat to see a movie.
Trump refused to pay Jizya to the insane Mullahs and saved the planet.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 04, 2026 10:22 AM (t/2Uw)

271 Saw a report that all the Gulf countries are discussing a pipeline network to send all their oil to Haifa for convenient Mediterranean shipping. Seems they'd rather deal with the Jooos. Tucker hardest hit. (And yet another way the Palestinians could be rich if they weren't retarded).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2026 10:13 AM (Aq1uz)
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Arab-Persian hate goes way back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 10:22 AM (ZOv7s)

272 That'll lower the price of gas!

Rep. Garcia Says Dems “Just Getting Started” on Epstein Files

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

273 260 I hear that France is already paying the jihadis Jizya in yuan currency to get their ships through hormuz. They are such losers.
Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:15 AM (GD0B3)
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Maybe they'll also be will to pay us, you know, for letting their ships transit the Atlantic. Just spitballin here, but it sounds like there is money to be made.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 04, 2026 10:23 AM (EdSgZ)

274 46. My wifes dad passed away yesterday
Posted by reforger

May your FIL rest in peace. Prayers for your wife & family for comfort & strength. 🙏

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 04, 2026 10:24 AM (NFX2v)

275 Arab-Persian hate goes way back."

Bbbut they're all the same!

/wine box types. And State Dept...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:24 AM (XuXeR)

276 Saudi build two very nice pipeline that just happen to bypass the Strait.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:24 AM (GD0B3)

277 Rep. Garcia Says Dems “Just Getting Started” on Epstein Files"

Well, to be fair, it's an outlook file, so...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (XuXeR)

278 266 So it's posting CNN and AI generated bits?

That's funny right there.
Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:18 AM (XuXeR

I just wanted to see if there was any news on the pilot or the war so I started channel surfing.

Velshi on MS Now, - within a few minutes I learned that President Trump is a pathological narcissist misogynist that's trying to have his foes prosecuted with no evidence.

I grew up in a very small farming community so I never got to see the Pathological Narcissist Misogynists in concert.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Sco7b)

279 Small arms fire, i.e. rifles so rarely ever brought down a airplane since WWII its not even a slimmest of chance.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Ia/+0)

280 Calling in the Shiite militias from Iraq is a good indicator of how desperate the Iranian leadership is getting; they can no longer count on their own forces to keep the people suppressed. It’s much like the British importing Hessian troops during the Revolution, although I’m sure the Iraqi thugs are far more vicious. (And not actual solders in any real sense)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (pFJNq)

281 Just doing the jobs Americans won't do.

75% of Murder Defendants in This County Are Illegal Aliens

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

282 never got to see the Pathological Narcissist Misogynists in concert."

Well, after the drummer died they just sorta tapered off...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:27 AM (XuXeR)

283 279 Small arms fire, i.e. rifles so rarely ever brought down an airplane since WWII its not even a slimmest of chance.
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Ia/+0)

But I saw John Wayne pick up a .50 cal and shoot down a Jap plane from the waist!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 10:27 AM (pFJNq)

284 Maybe they'll also be will to pay us, you know, for letting their ships transit the Atlantic. Just spitballin here, but it sounds like there is money to be made.

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I love this idea very much.

"OK, you want to run with Iran? Solid plan, frogboy. Prepare to be boarded. We'll let you have these tankers back when you pay the US Treasury 500% of the purchase price for their cargos. Thank you for your attention to this matter. PS, your wife's dick is super gross. You should have a doctor check that out."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:28 AM (BI5O2)

285 Rep. Garcia Says Dems “Just Getting Started” on Epstein Files

And why not? It's worked so well for them so far.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 10:28 AM (vTZFs)

286 274 46. My wifes dad passed away yesterday
Posted by reforger

I'm sorry reforger. Obviously for your father in law and the entire family, but also for all the work and stuff she'll have to go through - banking, taxes, estate, personal possessions.

I was there for Mom.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 10:28 AM (Sco7b)

287 Small arms fire, i.e. rifles so rarely ever brought down a airplane since WWII its not even a slimmest of chance.
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Ia/+0)

Our arab "allies" could have snuck in something from Iraq. Khuzestan has a nice long border with Iraq.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:29 AM (GD0B3)

288 Saw a report that all the Gulf countries are discussing a pipeline network to send all their oil to Haifa for convenient Mediterranean shipping. Seems they'd rather deal with the Jooos. Tucker hardest hit. (And yet another way the Palestinians could be rich if they weren't retarded).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2026 10:13 AM


They need to $hit or get off the pot because they have been talking about doing this since the 70s when iran first shut the straits down during the hostage crisis and caused gas price spikes all over the world.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 04, 2026 10:29 AM (0N4FZ)

289 - Was Joshua a Christian?

Those of the physical line of Abraham, Iaasac and Jacob, before our Lord's sacrifice, obtained salvation in the same way as we do today.
Through faith. See Hebrews chapter 11.
Before Christ it was true faith in God and the sacrificial system He provided.
That system went away when the Only Begotten Son of the Father became the once and for all sacrifice for our sins and it is now through faith in that sacrifice, faith that is a gift from God, not something we earned, that is the only way to eternal life with God, our Lord a n Saviour.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2026 10:30 AM (LajFB)

290 also for all the work and stuff she'll have to go through - banking, taxes, estate,"

Been doing that for Dad. It seems that every time something is wrapped up, it's "woops... we need a signature on this", or a notarized copy of that...

Sigh

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:30 AM (XuXeR)

291 Morning.

So anyone want an example of MAID being used as a form of dispute resolution and attempted patricide?

https://tinyurl.com/2cmdss42

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2026 10:30 AM (dpXJq)

292 They need to $hit or get off the pot because they have been talking about doing this since the 70s"

They're as effective as High Speed Rail builders in California...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:32 AM (XuXeR)

293 >>Small arms fire, i.e. rifles so rarely ever brought down a airplane since WWII its not even a slimmest of chance.
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Ia/+0)

Right, which I why your comment about our aircraft being downed by ground fire had me scratching my head.

Latest DoD definition I could find:

ground fire — Small arms ground-to-air fire directed against aircraft.

Again, small arms.

I'm quite certain neither the F-15 nor the A-10 was brought down by small arms.

Mechanical? AAA? SAM? Possibly. Not small arms, though.

I'm now done with pedantically beating this horse.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 10:32 AM (Y1sOo)

294 My wifes dad passed away yesterday. After a 50 years battle with Hep C he fell and broke his neck. Lasted about a month after that in and out of induced comas and now the pain is over.
Quite the character he was. Deeply flawed individual but my wife loved him and that's enough for me. We had our issues over the years but he will be missed.
So I lost my dad on Holy Saturday (years ago) and my wife lost her dad on Good Friday.
Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 08:31 AM (SCCU1)
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Please accept my condolences on your loss.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 10:33 AM (ZOv7s)

295 Nuanced.

Joe Rogan’s Message to Greedy Democrat Governors: “F*** All the Way Off”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

296 Well 50Cal isn't considered small arms,

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:35 AM (Ia/+0)

297 File this under what a shame, And FAFO, mostly.


𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎
@NiohBerg
This is the Shalamcheh border crossing between Iran and Iraq.

A large convoy of Iraqi shia terrorists were bombed as they attempted to enter Iran at the regime's invitation.

They were brought in to massacre Iranian citizens in the next uprising.

Thankfully they are now gone.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 10:35 AM (E4rtv)

298 Right, which I why your comment about our aircraft being downed by ground fire had me scratching my head."

You're confusing "ground fire" with "small arms fire". Not me.

Now get your shinebox...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:35 AM (XuXeR)

299 Been doing that for Dad. It seems that every time something is wrapped up, it's "woops... we need a signature on this", or a notarized copy of that...

Sigh
Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:30 AM (XuXeR

I'm sorry for you and your family also.

It is a 'gift that keeps on giving' but it does end. Although I did get calls from a machine for my mother yesterday, who's been gone 17 months, saying there was a problem with her credit report. And occasional mail.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)

300 Well 50Cal isn't considered small arms,"

But it can be ground fire.

And quite effective.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

301 Although I did get calls from a machine for my mother yesterday, who's been gone 17 months, saying there was a problem with her credit report. And occasional mail"

I'm still getting meds for Dad (express-scripts), even tho they confirmed cancelation nearly a month ago.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR)

302 "RESIDENT TRUMP:

"Remember when I gave (the regime) ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT.

Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them.

Glory be to GOD."

Ok, then.

President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:38 AM (GD0B3)

303 Watch: Meryl Streep Goes on Triad About Voter ID and Save America Act on Colbert

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I wonder which accent she used.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

304 "Ok, then" was mine!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GD0B3)

305 I wonder which accent she used.


lol, "Az a Posh woman..."

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GD0B3)

306 Rep. Garcia Says Dems “Just Getting Started” on Epstein Files

And why not? It's worked so well for them so far.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 10:28 AM (vTZFs)
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He means to say they intend to write additions to the files "proving" PDJT is guilty of every crime imaginable. That is what "getting started" refers to.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 04, 2026 10:40 AM (eZeWG)

307 And hope the dog is doing ok as well...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:40 AM (XuXeR)

308 *Polish!

what's going on here !!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:40 AM (GD0B3)

309 I know the Iraqi shiites are an Iranian cat's paw, but this would seem like the time for them to abandon the cat. The cat won't be able to pay them for much longer.

In their shoes, I'd be keeping my distance, preparing for the new reality, and marshaling every resource I had to defend my own position in Iraq - not wasting them in a pointless sacrifice for the mullahs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

310 300 Well 50Cal isn't considered small arms,"

But it can be ground fire.

And quite effective.
Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

I don’t really believe John Wayne could have picked one up like that. But Chuck Norris could have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 10:41 AM (pFJNq)

311 “ After being made alive, he went and made proclamation to the imprisoned spirits—”

1 Peter 3:18

Posted by: Marcus T at April 04, 2026 10:41 AM (Pu/zx)

312 Watch: Meryl Streep Goes on Triad About Voter ID and Save America Act on Colbert"

Didn't she "testify" on a farm meeting because she... played a farmer's wife or such?

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:42 AM (XuXeR)

313 Well 50Cal isn't considered small arms,
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:35 AM (Ia/+0)
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In the definition above, weapons of .60 caliber or less were lumped in with "ground fire" and not included in AAA.

IRL, you can have .50 call weapons serve dual roles, and in fact many are designed to engage both ground and aerial targets.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)

314 I don’t really believe John Wayne could have picked one up like that. But Chuck Norris could have."

Chuck Norris just nods, and it jumped in his arms...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:43 AM (XuXeR)

315 Pathological Narcissist Misogynists

*************

Ooooooh! Somebody got a new Roget's Hate Thesaurus for their birthday!

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 10:43 AM (qgHp7)

316 >>You're confusing "ground fire" with "small arms fire". Not me.

I'm using both the dictionary and DoD definition of ground fire, princess. If you want make up your own definition, have at it.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 04, 2026 10:43 AM (Y1sOo)

317 But I saw John Wayne pick up a .50 cal and shoot down a Jap plane from the waist!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 10:27 AM (pFJNq)
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Burt Lancaster used a .30 cal. Browning to shoot down a Japanese aircraft in "From Here to Eternity."

There actually is combat footage of troops carrying those on a sling and using them to hose down treetops and underbrush as a form of "walking fire." It looks quite badass.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 04, 2026 10:45 AM (ZOv7s)

318 >>>@5 Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u73oe)
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In addition to the number of days smoke-free, add another column alongside each day -- tallying the money available for spending elsewhere -- which might strengthen your resolve.

Posted by: Kathy at April 04, 2026 10:45 AM (zuKcR)

319 I'm using both the dictionary and DoD definition of ground fire, princess"

I note that you're still not addressing your initial comment on air superiority.

And AI isn't a source...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:46 AM (XuXeR)

320 Prayers for all.

Posted by: Mick at April 04, 2026 10:47 AM (HFx9z)

321 Sunday is Coming

Never lose hope.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 04, 2026 10:47 AM (Pu/zx)

322 279 Small arms fire, i.e. rifles so rarely ever brought down a airplane since WWII its not even a slimmest of chance.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Ia/+0)


I assume all of our aircraft that can accomplish mission without gong below ground-fire altitude, are ordered to stay above that altitude until near the landing field. However at this point USAF may be sending fast-movers low-low to accomplish mission. My guess is the Iranians saw a pattern in USAF aircraft going from-to bases in Kuwait. Then set an ambush. Many shoulder-fired heat seeking missiles launched simultaneously, or placed AA radars and missiles in a location that is somewhat shielded from airborne jamming. Perhaps a narrow canyon along a too-often used USAF aircraft flight corridor. Or ???

I'm probably wrong. Armchair generalship is too easy to do.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2026 10:47 AM (5rh/l)

323 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. LaMonica McIver begs her voters for money to help with her legal case after assaulting an ICE agent:
“We need more resources fighting this case…the case is extremely expensive.”

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For just $19 a day, we'll have little LaMonica up and assaulting law enforcement in no time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

324 My collection of different gun rounds
30mm from a A-10
20mm from a F-15
50 BMG casing
9mm
https://tinyurl.com/255f9mww

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 10:48 AM (Ia/+0)

325 Many Iranians are not Persian..😀
Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:11 AM (GD0B3)



"your argument is invalid! Minute men is a terrible idea for the United States because SO MANY of the people here come from later immigrants"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 10:48 AM (rbvCR)

326 In their shoes, I'd be keeping my distance, preparing for the new reality, and marshaling every resource I had to defend my own position in Iraq - not wasting them in a pointless sacrifice for the mullahs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

“In their shoes” - reminds me of the phrase, it’s much easier for a civilized man to act like a barbarian, than for a barbarian to act like a civilized man.

The Iraqi militias are being offered the chance to shoot unarmed men and rape women and children with the government’s blessing. That’s like catnip to a cat, a case full of MD 20/20 to a wino. There’s no way they won’t jump on that, no matter the long term consequences. Doing this type of thing is the one true goal of their lives.

(I hope, when this is over, that the Persian people brutally execute every Arabic speaker they can catch inside their country)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 10:48 AM (pFJNq)

327 The msm is hoping and praying Iran captures the missing pilot. No mater how much you hate them it will never be enough.

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 10:49 AM (c3Uld)

328 I love John Wayne movies but John Ford, etc. were right to bust his ass over his tough guy image.

One of my grandfathers left behind a pretty young wife and nice business in Pittsburgh to go get burned badly fighting the Germans in North Africa. The other's last tour was also against the Germans in North Africa, though he was older - the US Army was his last of three armies he'd served in since the age of *12* (Imperial Russia, Britain, then us).

Those were real tough guys playing their roles with no script, and I can't blame the veterans in H'wood back then for giving him a hard time for his draft deferment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)

329 lol, look at 30mm from A-10! Real conversation starter !

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:50 AM (GD0B3)

330 Burt Lancaster used a .30 cal. Browning to shoot down a Japanese aircraft in "From Here to Eternity."

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Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn used a Civil War cannon to bring down a helicopter in "Sahara."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 10:51 AM (ndZc7)

331 Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u73oe)
*******
Congrats Duke, first three days are a milestone....or so I was told. 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months. But it's one of the best things I ever did for myself, and I thank God everyday for giving me the strength not to falter. I'll say the same prayer for you.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 10:51 AM (IQ6Gq)

332 Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn used a Civil War cannon to bring down a helicopter in "Sahara."

That was kinda fun...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:52 AM (XuXeR)

333 you know what else can bring a plane down ?? sabotage

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GD0B3)

334 'You know what else can bring a plane down?? Sabotage."

Thanks, now I have the Beastie Boys stuck in my head.

Posted by: PabloD at April 04, 2026 10:54 AM (8sD0/)

335 you know what else can bring a plane down ?? sabotage"

The Beastie Boys?

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:54 AM (XuXeR)

336 Darn. Slow again, I am.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:55 AM (XuXeR)

337 Hats off to whoever wrote this!

EMPLOYEE NOTICE

Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they giv

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 04, 2026 10:55 AM (jrgJz)

338 Ok, work to do...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 10:56 AM (XuXeR)

339 Admiral Winchester, I've seen versions of that

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 10:57 AM (E6ouU)

340 337
A masterpiece

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:57 AM (YfZCH)

341 On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Briefing,” Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) stated that President Donald Trump “should be impeached now. He’s taken us into a disastrous war, threatening war crimes in Iran, in terms of knocking out plants, and knocking out electricity. And the Democrats will impeach him once we take back the House, and should impeach him for all the things he’s done.”
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In a Franpsycho Administration this piece of sh*t would be incommunicado in Leavenworth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:14 AM (RIvkX)

In a berserker administration he would be striped naked, tossed onto a hellish island, then then hunted with automatic weapons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 10:57 AM (snZF9)

342 ... the version I saw, was the Company, not the Government, however.
I don't much care what happens to government wankers I mean workers.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 10:58 AM (E6ouU)

343 Whatever brought down the F-15E over NW Iran just means there's still a ground threat that needs to be eliminated. The IRGC is, and will continue to be a thorn in our side unless they're eliminated too.

Most, if not all, of the rockets, drones and ballistic missiles still being fired by Iran are likely under IRGC control. No idea how deep their stockpiles are, but the UAE recorded double digit numbers lobbed their direction yesterday.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 11:00 AM (AkEZC)

344 Thank you everyone.

Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 11:01 AM (SCCU1)

345 - @311 Marcus T
Heh, I had a typo upthread myself.

Actually 1Peter 3:19. By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison.

I do highly recommend however starting at 3:8 and continuing through 4:8. Context is important.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2026 11:02 AM (LajFB)

346 In a Franpsycho Administration this piece of sh*t would be incommunicado in Leavenworth.

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Trump Seeks $152 Million to Reopen Alcatraz

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My only concern is it might not be big enough to hold them all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 11:04 AM (ndZc7)

347 Prayers for the Horde and all their needs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2026 11:05 AM (uQSQI)

348 Wife has been dead over fifteen years now and neither me nor my daughters can get Verizon Wireless to remove her name from the monthly bills.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 11:07 AM (sl73Y)

349 I would pay to see it. How do we get YD on SCOTUS?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:53 AM (h7ZuX)

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Ace / CBD 2028?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 11:08 AM (qVGoX)

350 The idea of hunting politicians on a hellish island is terrible.

There are Komodo dragons who will happily do the job for free.

Posted by: PabloD at April 04, 2026 11:08 AM (8sD0/)

351 Ace / CBD 2028?

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Machines for Sale/Lace Wigs 2028!!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:11 AM (GD0B3)

352 348 Wife has been dead over fifteen years now and neither me nor my daughters can get Verizon Wireless to remove her name from the monthly bills.

How about voter rolls?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 11:12 AM (Ia/+0)

353 File this under inconceivable.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
40s
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Sec. Marco Rubio just CANCELED the legal status of slain Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani's family members living in the US

They're now in ICE custody, pending DEPORTATION. 🔥

Long overdue, thank you Marco! 🇺🇸

RUBIO: "Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living in lavishly in the United States.

Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan."

This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States.

The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes." 🔥

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)

354 Komodo dragons are the scariest creatures on Earth. Sneaky lethal bastards.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:12 AM (GD0B3)

355 This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States.


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Based!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:13 AM (GD0B3)

356 25 years after my mother's passing, I found funds in her state's Abandoned Property office. Most states have one, and it is worth checking for those in your family and close friends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2026 11:13 AM (XeU6L)

357 How about voter rolls?
Posted by: Skip at

I did that myself, and triple checked later. Rhode Island, didn't need any new Dem voters.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 11:13 AM (sl73Y)

358 I've seen how they hunt huge mammals, like a buffalo. The animal does not even know it's done. They track it for days, until the animal collapses. Then feast on it.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:14 AM (GD0B3)

359 How did Democrats ever get a vote except from voters who also hate America and themselves.

Dems are open about being for Trans over girls, illegals over citizens and Islamic terrorists over America.

It's literally insane.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:14 AM (V4IXI)

360 The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes." 🔥
Posted by: whig

And now some judge will stay that order and they will remain in the US.

Don’t tell anyone anything until they are ALREADY GONE.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 11:15 AM (A5RD0)

361 Having White Castle for lunch, picking up some extra Shrimp and Fish Nibblers so we can make Tacos tonight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 11:16 AM (IadJe)

362 I once made a parody of our hospital's Bomb Threat procedure for our Newborn Nursery.

BM Threat - Policy & Procedure

When receiving a phoned BM threat, ask the caller:

-where is the BM located?
-when will the BM go off?
-is there more than one BM?
-how explosive is the BM?
-are you part of a political movement?

While keeping the caller on the line, have a co-worker evacuate the NBN and call for the BM Sniffing K9 team and a BM Disposal Unit.

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 11:17 AM (qgHp7)

363 Never been to White Castle

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 11:17 AM (Ia/+0)

364 115 On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Briefing,” Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) stated that President Donald Trump “should be impeached now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

Of course. Of course.

Swalwell house gov:
Swalwell Statement on Court Decision Allowing January 6 Lawsuit Against Donald Trump to Proceed

The former House Impeachment Manager Swalwell, that is. The man of uncertain residency & other open issues.

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 04, 2026 11:18 AM (NFX2v)

365 343 Whatever brought down the F-15E over NW Iran just means there's still a ground threat that needs to be eliminated. The IRGC is, and will continue to be a thorn in our side unless they're eliminated too.

Most, if not all, of the rockets, drones and ballistic missiles still being fired by Iran are likely under IRGC control. No idea how deep their stockpiles are, but the UAE recorded double digit numbers lobbed their direction yesterday.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 11:00 AM (AkEZC)


I bet the IRGC Navy also has a shit-ton of ground-launched anti-ship missiles still ready to go. Some have been destroyed but I expect a lot have survived the air attacks. This is the major threat to warships and commercial shipping near the Iranian coast and in the Strait. This is why I'm not betting on a Marine amphibious assault on an IRGC- defended location. Unless nothing else will send the IRGC into collapse. The Marines and paratroops staged-in so far and still coming may be planned for use as stiffeners for anti-IRGC forces that are making headway or need help, or for mop-up seize-and-hold missions. Again, pure armchair generalship by me.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2026 11:19 AM (5rh/l)

366 Wut? We gave this cunt a green card? If she was a defector, I'd get it. Or maybe a rocket scientist who renounced her regime past, at least.

But this is the equivalent of giving Pol Pot, Jr. a green card when he won't quit shouting "Angkar is the Master!!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 11:20 AM (BI5O2)

367 And now some judge will stay that order and they will remain in the US.

Don’t tell anyone anything until they are ALREADY GONE.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That path is over in about 1/3 of the circuits. 5th, 7th, 8th. There is a reason that administration is shipping ICE detainees to Texas and Louisiana. That circuit is not amused by district court judges running amuck.

The only reason blue states have asshole district court judges and limp wristed federal DA's is the insane blue slip policy that Grassley continues.

Democrat senators then block any GOP district court judge or DA without forcing the president to fill a vacancy with a judge or attorney of their choice.

Blue areas will continue to suffer from illegals and asshole foreigners as a result.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

368 ...then initiate the Detection In A Potentially Explosive Response Sequence (DIAPERS) protocol.

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 11:20 AM (qgHp7)

369 - @354 runner

For some reason I'm getting flashes of a raft made out of giant, mushroom stalks and people on it getting caught in a giant whirlpool.
Could be misremembering.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2026 11:21 AM (LajFB)

370 Attrition. Continue to target leaders ,potential headquarters and launch sites from above.

Bait them into sticking their heads out.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:21 AM (V4IXI)

371 So the argument d'jour had me wondering if trebuchets and cross-bows qualify as ground fire?

*ducks and covers*

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 11:21 AM (qVGoX)

372 File this under based Senator

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
3m
🚨 JUST IN: Sen. Mike Lee says the SAVE America Act WILL PASS if Leader Thune forces floor debate again

"This is why I maintain we need to get back onto the SAVE America Act as soon as possible!" 🔥

"If we debate this thing, it will continue to become more popular, and it will pass as long as we just make sure that we keep debate open and aggressive until we are ready to bring it to a vote and win."

"We could bring an end to what I call the zombie filibuster, which is the filibuster but without the speaking! Filibustering is about speaking, and the way we do it these days, it's not only a silent filibuster. It's as though it's coming from the world of the undead!"

"These are speeches that are never given. Instead, it becomes a de facto 60-vote passage threshold, which it is not."

"We debate that. 85% of Americans want this, even among Democrats. The only place where it's unpopular among Democrats is in Congress, literally."

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

373 The Marxists ard itching for Civil War II

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 11:22 AM (Ia/+0)

374 Amanpour is on CNN right now. Pants on.

A former Ukrainian FM is butthurt that the US seems to be diverting weapons from the Ukraine.

The horror. The french can get right on that.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 11:23 AM (Sco7b)

375 Good morning Horde. Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Could use some myself. Spent the the night hospital because of a nasty gout outbreak. Probably overnight tonight as well
If I don't check in a blessed Easter to all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 11:24 AM (19SAM)

376 KT HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 11:24 AM (Ia/+0)

377 Whatever brought down the F-15E over NW Iran just means there's still a ground threat that needs to be eliminated. The IRGC is, and will continue to be a thorn in our side unless they're eliminated too.

Most, if not all, of the rockets, drones and ballistic missiles still being fired by Iran are likely under IRGC control. No idea how deep their stockpiles are, but the UAE recorded double digit numbers lobbed their direction yesterday.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 11:00 AM


Just spitballing here but we left a couple of thousand Stinger missiles in afghanistan when biden botched the withdrawal a few years back. I imagine more than a few wound up in iran.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 04, 2026 11:24 AM (0N4FZ)

378 Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 11:07 AM (sl73Y).

I feel your pain. After my dad died I decided dropped DirectTV, owned by ATT. The account was still in my mom's name, she had died 12 years previously, I had to take a copy of her death certificate to a main ATT store physical location, so they could call the ATT billing people and actually get them to cancel the account. Sounds like Verizon may be even worse to deal with.

My electric bill is still in my dad's name. I had switched to autopay from my checking account a couple years before he died. Periodically I think "I should get them to put my name on this account" but since the bill is paid and I have electricty it is not urgent and I never get around to doing it.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 11:24 AM (+89TD)

379 374 Amanpour is on CNN right now. Pants on.

Posted by: Stateless
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Amanpour is an example of people that despite living in the US for years never became Americans at heart.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)

380 375 Good morning Horde. Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Could use some myself. Spent the the night hospital because of a nasty gout outbreak. Probably overnight tonight as well
If I don't check in a blessed Easter to all
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Prayers for rapid recovery aided by the Lord above. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

381 The Marxists are itching for Civil War II

***********

We've been seeing a whole rash of that lately...

Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 11:27 AM (qgHp7)

382 We have a NOOD.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 11:30 AM (Sco7b)

383 Hello whig. Hope you're well.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)

384 375 Good morning Horde. Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Could use some myself. Spent the the night hospital because of a nasty gout outbreak. Probably overnight tonight as well
If I don't check in a blessed Easter to all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 11:24 AM

Prayers sent.
Be well.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 11:32 AM (Sco7b)

385 We've been seeing a whole rash of that lately...
Posted by: muldoon at April 04, 2026 11:27 AM (qgHp7)

I always said Dark humor is a trait of conservatives.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:34 AM (V4IXI)

386 381 The Marxists are itching for Civil War II

***********

We've been seeing a whole rash of that lately...
Posted by: muldoon
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And some folks on the pseudo Right are tired of waiting and thus want to burn everything down to hasten the boogaloo via blackpilling and demoralization.

You seen them spout pseudo Marxist twaddle like we must make conditions horrible by wrecking the present for the new world to emerge.

Not much different than the insane Twelver belief of Shi'as, The truth is historically most Revolutions and civil wars for secession fail and the cost is a lot of blood.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

387 Sec. Marco Rubio just CANCELED the legal status of slain Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani's family members living in the US

They're now in ICE custody, pending DEPORTATION. 🔥




Denied!!
- A random judge, soon

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:37 AM (c3Uld)

388 383 Hello whig. Hope you're well.
Posted by: Stateless

Thanks. Hope all is well at casa Stateless and for your doggie and feline companions.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

389 Nood.

Posted by: whig at April 04, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)

390 Prayers for you, Smell the Glove

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:42 AM (znREB)

391 JUST IN: Sen. Mike Lee says the SAVE America Act WILL PASS if Leader Thune forces floor debate again

The shortest word in that sentence is doing the most work.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 11:50 AM (vTZFs)

392 "Day three being smoke free. Everything is still alive and I’m not in jail yet so I’d say it’s going reasonably well. Coffee without a smoke is the toughest part.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u73oe)"

Duke, I used to smoke a pipe. I decided to quit, and then realized that it was going to be impossible to quit tobacco without also quitting alcohol, as whenever I drank I REALLY wanted to smoke. Well, I was determined to quit because my mother had emphysema from smoking and I could not tell her to quit smoking while I still did.

So I quit. I went cold turkey. I had been smoking a pipe for years, but took the pipe, the expensive gold lighter, the tobacco pouch and tobacco out to the side of my ship and threw it overboard. I've never smoked or drank alcohol since. It's going on 40 years now and I've never looked back. You CAN quit. Just take it one day, or even one hour, at a time, and over time it gets easier. You will also find that things taste better and your energy picks up.

If you need some additional support, go find a book titled, "Night Shift" by Stephen King. Read the story, "Quitters, Inc." I GUARANTEE that story will motivate you!

Posted by: mac at April 05, 2026 04:36 AM (otTGO)

Daily Tech News 4 April 2026

Top Story

  • Half of planned US datacenter builds have been delayed or canceled. (Tom's Hardware)

    Unfortunately this does not represent a collapse in the AI industry - not yet, anyway - but a shortage in key electrical distribution components thanks to the ongoing trade war with China, something that will be resolved relatively quickly as other countries gleefully pick China's bones clean. Metaphorically.


Tech News



Musical Interlude



Everyone's favourite anticommunist angel is back. The Saga of Tanya the Misunderstood returns this July, after 97 long years away.



For real.



Disclaimer: Close only counts in hand grenades and proximity fuses.

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1 Hola horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 04, 2026 04:00 AM (WlUfk)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at April 04, 2026 04:00 AM (R9n3z)

3 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 04:00 AM (Ia/+0)

4 I have no reason to be up now

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

5 w00t

Posted by: m at April 04, 2026 04:02 AM (fNISR)

6 ONT alerted.

Posted by: clarence at April 04, 2026 04:02 AM (R9n3z)

7 Goodnight and congratulations Pixie.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 04, 2026 04:03 AM (WlUfk)

8 >>>The project at work that has been consuming all my waking hours for the past two months is done, just in time for the Easter long weekend here. I am sleep.

Many congratulations! And nice timing.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2026 04:03 AM (fNISR)

9 Ì had a 100 score on that ONT quiz

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 04:06 AM (Ia/+0)

10 from the Register article; first line in the article:

Anthropic's Claude Code lacks the persistent kernel access of a rootkit.

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I hate it when that happens.
haha!

Posted by: m at April 04, 2026 04:07 AM (fNISR)

11 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2028 at April 04, 2026 04:09 AM (+HNx/)

12 11 *hic*
Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2028 at April 04, 2026 04:09 AM (+HNx/)

If by "dark horse" you mean "old nag."

Posted by: m at April 04, 2026 04:10 AM (fNISR)

13 Excellent Microsoft vaporizing $1T article yesterday, Pixy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 04, 2026 04:17 AM (dK+Kv)

14 My brother works in natural gas pipeline design. Because the electrical grid is years away from providing all the power AI data centers want, they're turning to natural gas for onsite generation. Big caterpillar electrical generators. Of course, there's a backlog in pipeline delivery too

I wouldn't be surprised to see small nukes.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:17 AM (f2Ip8)

15 Re: data centers
Building permits should have been requested 10 years ago. Electricity substation components should have been specced and ordered the next year. The funding for the complete project should be in place the year after. And then the project would have run face first into the current electronics fiasco.

The AI fantasy may die for lack of infrastructure long before the bubble bursts.

Posted by: clarence at April 04, 2026 04:20 AM (R9n3z)

16 >>> But ChromeOS is good for non-technical users.

If you want to stay stalked by Google, rectally, and don't have much need for desktop productivity apps, like an office suite.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 04, 2026 04:22 AM (dK+Kv)

17
Microsoft is telling business and retail customers alike not to rely on its Copilot AI products for anything that matters. (Tom's Hardware)

But they still want you to keep handing them your money.


Then take it out. Banish it. Why leave something lounging about that serves no useful purpose?

Clippy needs friends on the Island of Misfit Software.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2026 04:24 AM (xG4kz)

18 9 Ì had
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 04:06 AM (Ia/+0)

That first letter in your comment is a

Latin capital letter I with a grave accent

?

Posted by: m at April 04, 2026 04:24 AM (fNISR)

19 I wonder if the peasants will revolt against AI Data centers. Where they're tapping the electrical grid, electric rates go up. Where they used water to cool the systems, the water table is dropping and wells go dry.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:28 AM (tlviZ)

20 Why leave something lounging about that serves no useful purpose?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2026 04:24 AM (xG4kz)

Because MSFT is apparently a giant hobo f-pile of dysfunction, CYA, blame-shifting, vaporware, and grand illusions, and delusions of grandeur.

How they are not getting sued by customers and shareholders alike is a mystery.

Seriously, read the article from yesterday.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 04, 2026 04:29 AM (dK+Kv)

21 19 I wonder if the peasants will revolt against AI Data centers. Where they're tapping the electrical grid, electric rates go up. Where they used water to cool the systems, the water table is dropping and wells go dry.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:28 AM (tlviZ)

The peasants holding their iPhones-using-AI in front of their faces 24/7.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2026 04:30 AM (fNISR)

22 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2026 04:38 AM (AN2gy)

23 The deer visited again. I went back in the house to get extra cracked corn, again.

Comfort range appears to be somewhere between 10 and 15 feet.

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2026 04:41 AM (AN2gy)

24 Don't expect your local politician to understand what they propose, the all electric future in 10 years. Most politicians are not smart enough to understand more than where the bathrooms are in the state capitol building. And where they have hidden that bottle of booze in their fancy offices with nice drapes. We all have probably seen Blazing Saddles and Mel Brooks made the correct look of a modern governor, with the smartest person in the office being the secretary with big boobs.

Posted by: Colin at April 04, 2026 04:41 AM (e8qy3)

25 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 04:42 AM (xA5g+)

26 19 I wonder if the peasants will revolt against AI Data centers. Where they're tapping the electrical grid, electric rates go up. Where they used water to cool the systems, the water table is dropping and wells go dry.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:28 AM (tlviZ)


Well, yes. I read that's how a Republican won a recent surprise victory in a local election in Virginia: she was NIMBY on proposed datacenter.

Posted by: SciVo at April 04, 2026 05:05 AM (Sy6m/)

27 >>>But they still want you to keep handing them your money.

>>>Companies in general usually add disclaimers like these to their products and services to protect themselves from lawsuits. But as AI tech companies push their AI services as the ultimate productivity hack, they might be minimizing the risks attached to the use of AI tools just to get customers paying and recoup the billions they’ve invested in hardware and talent.

Might be? Nobody is buying this didclaimer.

It's standard Tech CEO chicanery made more vile with as much effort as they've undertaken to cram all the copilot AI slop down everyone’s throats.

Microsoft is asshoe, and incompetent asshoe at that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 04, 2026 05:05 AM (dK+Kv)

28 "Despite a decade of reshoring initiatives [from ChiCom Land], U.S. manufacturing capacity for electrical equipment remains insufficient."

I think the author's meant to say everything instead of electrical equipment. Shipping off our manufacturing to China over the last 30 years is one of the greatest national catastrophes ever. That it was self-inflicted makes it even worse.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 04, 2026 05:06 AM (glnUu)

29 Everyone's favourite anticommunist angel is back. The Saga of Tanya the Misunderstood returns this July, after 97 long years away.

Ooooh, a callback.

Posted by: The Comedian at April 04, 2026 05:11 AM (eO11x)

30
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2026 05:14 AM (tljrc)

31 wonder if the peasants will revolt against AI Data centers. Where they're tapping the electrical grid, electric rates go up. Where they used water to cool the systems, the water table is dropping and wells go dry.
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Project Jupiter in southern Dona Ana County, New Mexico, near El Paso, Texas Is an example. The Dona Ana County commissioners approved the project without much public input. Since then there has been quite a ruckus going on in that area.

One of the key rukus against Project Jupiter is, after upgrading the water system, they're going to use quite a bit of water per day, which is something of an issue when you're in a desert. On the other hand, Jupiter will upgrade the failed water system whose key feature is delivering arsenic to the locals.

Another hair on fire issue raised is potential air pollution from the on site gas-fired electrical generation. The more interesting development is whether or not they're going to be able to actually get natural gas to the site since a New Mexico state agency just shut down a proposed dedicated pipeline to it.

The very pro side
https://is.gd/

A more balanced article
https://is.gd/WnCyux

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 04, 2026 05:31 AM (glnUu)

32 Posted by: m at April 04, 2026 04:24 AM

I have no idea how that could happen, so wondering if its some sign?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 05:39 AM (Ia/+0)

33 Shipping off our manufacturing …. over the last 30 years is one of the greatest national catastrophes ever. That it was self-inflicted makes it even worse.
——-

It started in the 1970s, and has of course accelerated greatly ever since. Some of it was natural market forces, but it’s painfully obvious in hindsight this is part and parcel of a globalist type agenda. Watermelon - green on the outside, red on the inside.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2026 05:46 AM (8c30T)

34 nother hair on fire issue raised is potential air pollution from the on site gas-fired electrical generation. The more interesting development is whether or not they're going to be able to actually get natural gas to the site since a New Mexico state agency just shut down a proposed dedicated pipeline to it.

The very pro side
https://is.gd/

A more balanced article
https://is.gd/WnCyux
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 04, 2026 05:31 AM (glnUu)

----

All the competing interests and five county commissioners make the decision.
I posted above that natural gas is filling in for electrical generation, but even the pipelines -- where approved -- are backloggged.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 05:48 AM (auBT8)

35 Seeing a news headline that a fighter pilot may have been taken by Iran

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 05:49 AM (Ia/+0)

36
The very pro side
https://is.gd/

A more balanced article
https://is.gd/WnCyux
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 04, 2026 05:31 AM (glnUu)

-----

I could not read the pro side; this was all that I got

https://is.gd/

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 05:51 AM (auBT8)

37 35 Seeing a news headline that a fighter pilot may have been taken by Iran
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 05:49 AM (

----

Do you have any more information?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 05:55 AM (auBT8)

38 I wouldn't be surprised to see small nukes.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:17 AM (f2Ip

A research Small Modular Reactor is already operational in Abilene, 3 more are under construction, and 7 more are to given permits this year - and that’s only in Texas. They’re being developed in other states also.

Within 5 years, I believe we’ll be at a point where every data center will have its own dedicated SMR.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 05:56 AM (pFJNq)

39 t started in the 1970s, and has of course accelerated greatly ever since.

I suppose it was all directly tied to 1973 and the petro-dollar. We lost the mines first, around that time, and then steel in this area.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2026 05:57 AM (u/66v)

40 https://www.thetimes.com/pilot name fighter jet hostage iran war
https://tinyurl.com/bw8nkuut

Read elsewhere besides the F-15E a A-10 and a Blackhawk went down. Says all but 1 F-15E crew are recovered

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:00 AM (Ia/+0)

41 Yes, naturally aluminium, copper, iron and steel etc are part of critical infrastructure. No way around it.
Pretty much everything has been or is being systematically destroyed. Everywhere you look. Medicine is another glaring example. The U.S.A. doesn’t even manufacture Aspirin any longer, never mind critical antibiotics or critical prescription precursors.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2026 06:08 AM (8c30T)

42 Nothing but rumor so far about the missing pilot - that piece in the Times just summarized the rumors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 06:09 AM (pFJNq)

43 All the competing interests and five county commissioners make the decision. I posted above that natural gas is filling in for electrical generation, but even the pipelines -- where approved -- are backlogged. Posted by: JM in Illinois

I'm sort of ambivalent about the whole thing.

Currently that area is full of jackrabbits and rattlesnakes and offers little in the way of economic benefit to the local residence who are generally quite poor. The local governments key feature is their ability to mismanage everything such as the water system the county had to take over because it's full of arsenic.

Having some deep pockets come into the area and rebuild the failed water system Is a plus for the region. Then there is the one-time construction economic benefit and later the ongoing employment benefit. Though I doubt many of the locals are qualified to do any of that work.

My read on Project Jupiter is there's a fair amount of NIMBYism in play and at the same time the proponents are over selling the benefits. The water usage is a legit concern: the Rio Grande water is all spoken for so everything comes out of aquifers which are already under stress.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 04, 2026 06:13 AM (glnUu)

44 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Also, horseshoes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 04, 2026 06:13 AM (Kqma+)

45 Coffee, very hot

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:16 AM (Ia/+0)

46 I could not read the pro side; this was all that I got

https://is.gd/
Posted by: JM in Illinois


Oops. If this still doesn't work for you, search for "What is Project Jupiter."
https://is.gd/QJbJvw

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 04, 2026 06:18 AM (glnUu)

47 Hmm, we need substantial amounts of water and electricity... I know! Let's build where water and electricity are scarce!

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2026 06:19 AM (u/66v)

48 Good morning, everyone. Yesterday this was my "God incident ". I saw a truck with writing on the back which said "Faith, hope and love." It made me happy . This reminds me of the great book I am reading again- "The Joy of Full Surrender" by Jean Pierre de Caussade who comments "It is a life that receives great and miraculous gifts from God by means of the most ordinary and common things such as happy coincidences or chance encounters....That is why we carefully gather up the crumbs that skeptics trample underfoot . Everything is precious in our eyes, everything enriches us...we do not neglect or despise anything and make use of them all."

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 04, 2026 06:24 AM (PFs9e)

49 He went the extra mile for soda. Now they're sending him into retirement with love and gifts. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/2v4vj29u

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 04, 2026 06:29 AM (PFs9e)

50 Hmm, we need substantial amounts of water and electricity... I know! Let's build where water and electricity are scarce!
Posted by: t-bird

The southern New Mexico Project Jupiter data center water usage is not just some lunatic fringe hair on fire argument. Out of all the places one could build a data center, putting one where there's limited water resources and the cooling needs are off the charts in the summer, well, I don't get why they picked that site other than the land was virtually free and the local government gave away the store in the way of ridiculous amounts of tax breaks.

Unless there's a major popping of the AI data center bubble this project's going through at which point we will find out the net effects on the region. Like a lot of these controversial projects, once they're in place, everybody sort of forgets about them once they're completed. That is until they close up shop one day out of the blue and leave behind a mess for the locals to deal with.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 04, 2026 06:32 AM (glnUu)

51 Evening and morning to all the Saturday toilers and early risers, respectively! I actually slept later this morning, so that's a good omen for this Saturn's Day, eh?

Last night we tried the first part of the miniseries MOses the Lawgiver from 1975, with Burt Lancaster and Anthony Quayle. Reverent, a grand performance from Burt, but slow. Makes me wish for The Ten Commandments again. Is any channel showing it this weekend, or have I missed it already?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)

52 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 06:36 AM (cYBz/)

53 Ah! The local ABC outlet is showing The Ten Commandments tonight at six! In a 4.5-hour time slot, though, so you know an hour or more of that will be commercials. Oh, well.

Time I had some more coffee, and breakfast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:40 AM (wzUl9)

54 48 Good morning, everyone. Yesterday this was my "God incident ". I saw a truck with writing on the back which said "Faith, hope and love." It made me happy . This reminds me of the great book I am reading again- "The Joy of Full Surrender" by Jean Pierre de Caussade who comments "It is a life that receives great and miraculous gifts from God by means of the most ordinary and common things such as happy coincidences or chance encounters....That is why we carefully gather up the crumbs that skeptics trample underfoot . Everything is precious in our eyes, everything enriches us...we do not neglect or despise anything and make use of them all."

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 04, 2026 06:24 AM (

--‐

"gifts from God by means of the most ordinary and common things such as happy coincidences or chance encounters".
A welcome reminder that life can work for us, in our favor. I'll have to get that book.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 06:46 AM (kdX3B)

55 Good morning, everyone. Yesterday this was my "God incident ".
Posted by: Fenelonspoke

Nice!!

During Mass yesterday a very young Momma had me hold her 1 yr old little guy while she took her three little girls, all under 5 to the ladies room. The little dude and I had a ball. What a gift!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 06:52 AM (cYBz/)

56 Hot, fresh memes!

Powerline Week In Pictures:

https://tinyurl.com/u7awud2a

Midwest Chick:

https://tinyurl.com/3t7pzvt8

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 04, 2026 06:55 AM (skR0U)

57 What happened to Kit Kat?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

58 G'mornin' everyone!

I know that once-through water cooling is simple, but have these people never heard of cooling towers? or have those been banned, too?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2026 07:02 AM (MIIRH)

59 57 What happened to Kit Kat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)


Major truck heist. This timeline, man.

Posted by: SciVo at April 04, 2026 07:09 AM (Sy6m/)

60 >>If you have computer, treat it like the one remaining intact moa egg.

Well, if you have a M chip Mac product, you're probably good for the next decade.

Even if you have a recent vintage WinTel or Lintel computer, you're probably good for at least 2 to 5 years.

Your biggest issue is going to be the continued encrapification of Windows.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 07:09 AM (XV/Pl)

61
Had a cable airing of "Lawrence of Arabia" on last night, a brilliant film I find something new in every time I see it.

I noticed the General Allenby character borrowed from "Paths of Glory"s Gen. Broulard, a neat piece of writing.

Posted by: Auspex at April 04, 2026 07:10 AM (Y8DZL)

62 Spider solitaire is evil
Onto WiP

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:10 AM (Ia/+0)

63 Well, if you have a M chip Mac product, you're probably good for the next decade.

Even if you have a recent vintage WinTel or Lintel computer, you're probably good for at least 2 to 5 years.

Your biggest issue is going to be the continued encrapification of Windows.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026


***
There are refurbished computers on macsales and some other sites, I understand, for a lot cheaper than new.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:15 AM (wzUl9)

64 Democrats mafe it harder for Americans to get through TSA than they made Illegals to get through the border
Think about that

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:16 AM (Ia/+0)

65 Good morning.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 04, 2026 07:18 AM (oxDPM)

66 mornin yall. It's 'National Hug a Newsperson Day’. This day is dedicated to recognizing the hard work and dedication of journalists, reporters, anchors, and correspondents who keep the public informed.

This come on the heels of "Hug a Whore" day, and "Support Your Local Cesspool" week.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

67 >>If you have computer, treat it like the one remaining intact moa egg.


***
I can upgrade the memory in my 2014 iMac. All I have to do is take out a personal loan. (Actually I haven't priced what the local shop would charge me . . . but I have a horrible feeling it ain't gonna be cheap.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)

68 I saw the stupidity of offshoring everything back in the days when it began, (70s - 80s), but I quit talking about it after a few years because I got tired of all the people (who were all so much smarter than me) calling me names.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2026 07:20 AM (MIIRH)

69 I have not bought a new PC for myself in many many years. You can get a lot of mileage from an older CAD workstation with a lot of memory and a decent video card for less than $500.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:21 AM (vFG9F)

70 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

71 There is iron in fd's words for all to see!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2026 07:27 AM (MIIRH)

72 - From 3 comments.

It was planned.
Started back in the 70's.
The petro-dollar.
There you all go with the wacko, conspiracy theories. What's next. Something like the cfr was involved?

On the other hand, did Marco Rubio speak of this at Munich?
Maaaybe.
Search "it was deliberate Marco Rubio" on utube. Did he speak about it without pointing out the who?

Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2026 07:27 AM (LajFB)

73 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

74 I worked on a PC running NT yesterday. Even on a 20 year old Dell GX-260 it was pretty quick. That PC is dedicated to a special purpose, and there is no replacement or upgrade for it.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

75 Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2028

To the glue factory for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

76 I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Thank you. You are a giver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

77 have not bought a new PC for myself in many many years"

This. I note that pretty much all bemoan a lack of low end sales, but none seem to address demand...

Is there much of a market for low end machines? Personally, I don't believe so...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 07:31 AM (XuXeR)

78 and the local government gave away the store in the way of ridiculous amounts of tax breaks."

Hey, how bout some places in Georgia and Tennessee?

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 07:34 AM (XuXeR)

79 Asus made the mistake of thinking they could save a little money on packaging by trusting the gentleness of delivery drivers.

Never trust UPS, FedEx, or, especially, an Amazon driver, to be baby-gentle with your $1300 monitor or TV.

The Amazon drivers around here are the worse.
They’ll literally throw the package a few feet away onto the front porch, and never, ever, ring the doorbell to let you know it’s out there.

I got a box yesterday that was soaked by rain because I didn’t know it was out there until I caught a glimpse of it through a window sitting at the top of the steps.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 04, 2026 07:34 AM (6ydKt)

80 I keep threatening myself to get a small laptop

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:38 AM (Ia/+0)

81 Asus made the mistake of thinking they could save a little money on packaging by trusting the gentleness of delivery drivers."

And the "eco" + "sustainability" crap. It's part of their sales pitch...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 07:38 AM (XuXeR)

82 My subconscious is getting weird. Had a dream this morning that, as part of cancer treatment, I was issued a rather singular accessory for injections: A rifle stock.

No explanation was provided. Confusion abounded, even within the dream itself.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at April 04, 2026 07:39 AM (FIwBs)

83 If we are talking about computers of the last 5-7 years, there really isn’t a low end machine any more, if your doing general work or even slightly advanced work you should be good.

Basically the only peope who are affected are corporations that buy hundreds/thousands of computers, gamers and people who want to run large LLMs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 07:39 AM (XV/Pl)

84 ASUS has been kinda, well, sus for a while now. I wouldn't put it past them to be using the packing materials to cover for the fact that it's shipping broken.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at April 04, 2026 07:40 AM (FIwBs)

85 “Co-Pilot is for entertainment purposes only…”

Not good for much then, is it?
If I want jokes or hallucinated fantasies I can just watch YouTube.

I guess I could ask MS Paint to make a cute cat gif for me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 04, 2026 07:41 AM (6ydKt)

86 - I should have added the vid is from Promethean updates, or close to that.

And many, most, close to all here know a ton more about things like history, global finance and such than I do. That's why I mentioned it.
Have seen a few other vids from those folks about a certain country that wanted to keep our republic's ability, from its earliest years, restricted to supplying raw goods, not finished products.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2026 07:41 AM (LajFB)

87 Try Best buy "value" lineup...several brands/variety under $500...

Or tablet...

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)

88 I have an antiquated desktop running Windows 7. The browsers cannot be updated, which might be a good thing.

I was worried because I needed to attend a Zoom meeting.

It all worked out just fine.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 04, 2026 07:43 AM (qFwJc)

89 >> “Co-Pilot is for entertainment purposes only…”

This is just a liability CYA.

I use CoPilot every day to good effect.

The problem with CoPilot is MicroSlop jamming it into every product.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)

90 My favorite clip of Tanya the Evil was announcing to the enemy that they were about to blow up their munitions factory since the laws of war demanded it. And the enemy didn't take it seriously since it was a cute little girl making the announcement.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 07:44 AM (+NIRm)

91 Today is only nice Spring day for the next week here

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:45 AM (Ia/+0)

92 I’m old enough to remember that I could read text faster than 300 baud on a monitor. Now I read internet text slower than that, due to waiting for the pop-up ads.

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 04, 2026 07:45 AM (q3Dn+)

93 Indeed. Fired up mom's laptop... it booted up, ran fine... and reminded me that the warranty has expired.

In 2014.

Posted by: man at April 04, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

94 Today is only nice Spring day for the next week here

Posted by: Skip

====

April Showers

No outdoor Easter egg hunts this year. The littles would sink in the yard.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 04, 2026 07:49 AM (PZBKn)

95 See around lots were having Easter egg hunts today here, so they will have a great day for it

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:51 AM (Ia/+0)

96 @91

>> Today is only nice Spring day for the next week here

The typical progression is we get a handful of nice days to be outside in Spring, it’s going to rain most weekends and then we get a couple of decent days right before the heat of the summer takes over, repeat for the other seasons and in typical year.

I would say we get a solid 2 month of nice days spread out during the year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 07:51 AM (XV/Pl)

97 Waiting for the winds to die down so I can burn my pasture. In Kansas that can be like waiting for Godot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

98 Guy I know uses AI all the time on his phone. Asks me all kinds of things and sets time for his lunch alarm and other nonsense. He is an idiot and feels right at home having me tell him how, when and where to wipe his ass.

Pretty pathetic.

Posted by: AI at April 04, 2026 07:54 AM (onPc6)

99 - In other vids they speak of a city in that "certain country" being the hub, I guess, of the globalist banking system.
And where commodities prices, like on oil, are set.
And where an insurance company, that quit insuring shipping in a particular shipping lane, is located.

Trump's tariffs and bringing manufacturing back was the start of bringing their power to heel. Or destroying it altogether.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 04, 2026 07:54 AM (LajFB)

100 2009Refugee

Evidently, there was an adult themes Easter Egg hunt at a local Rave establishment last night. You had to be over 21 to enter. With lots of door prizes. Touted by a radio ad.

I did not look for more details.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

101 TeeJ

How are you doing?

My email is AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg in ROT-13.
I've mostly moved to tests, so if you contact me, I'll give you a number.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

102 That’s the thing, it isn’t some whacky conspiracy theory dreamt up in some fevered imagination. The globalists were, and are, quite public on what they view as “problematic”;

While the UN charter supposedly guarantees nations the right of self-determination and all those high sounding platitudes, that is not what the movers and shakers want. This has included powerful Individuals in American politics as well.

They told us long ago what they wanted to do, what they were going to do, in policy papers and think-tanks, and set about doing it. They’ve also deployed armies of “experts” to ‘splain why all this absolute bullshit is actually “good for our economy”.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2026 08:00 AM (bg8nN)

103 2009Refugee

Evidently, there was an adult themes Easter Egg hunt at a local Rave establishment last night. You had to be over 21 to enter. With lots of door prizes. Touted by a radio ad.

I did not look for more details.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

===

I'll take the high road, and speculate it was only because they were hunting jello shots molded into the shape of an egg.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 04, 2026 08:01 AM (PZBKn)

104 Modern shopping. Click here to Learn More About Your Evil Wayz, and How To Save Da Erf

“Due to the plastic bag restrictions in your area… blah blah blah.”

I feel like an Outlaw!

“You have Declined to Bring Your Own Bags”

(This makes you a Bad Person!)

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2026 08:05 AM (bg8nN)

105 Have a great day, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

106 "shortage in key electrical distribution components"

There may be a shortage of such components, but there's a large shortage of electricity to distribute and that won't be solved for some years (and probably never totally resolved).

Posted by: AB at April 04, 2026 09:14 AM (ArLSQ)

107 Half of planned US datacenter builds have been delayed or canceled. (Tom's Hardware)

... there have been proposals for 5 data centers within 5 miles of the Limerick Nuclear Power Plant outside Philadelphia, including one by Constellation, the owner of the power station. Only one is mostly dead at this point.
It has become something of a joke that these data centers keep getting larger as we go. One started as 1.0 million sq ft, but was revised to 1.4 million sq ft, then revised again to 1.8 million sq ft, then a gas powered generation plant was added.

Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2026 09:30 AM (O7XEN)

108 The last auction of power by PJM (Pennsylvania/Jersey/Maryland) power interconnect came up 68 MW short.

I guess they figure given that Pennsylvania has legal gas fracking, that some more power will be generated, most likely thru some sort of "magic" happening.

Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2026 09:35 AM (O7XEN)

109 So the claude code you linked to at github the other day is still up.... Does that mean it's malware? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at April 04, 2026 09:58 AM (/xiww)

110 The push for data centers is due to the greatly expanding amount of slop on the internet. All those cat videos and AI-created political rants have to be hosted somewhere.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at April 04, 2026 11:07 AM (MV++E)

One Small Step For The ONT. One Giant Leap For ONTkind.

Hello everyone! Pretty amazing week with the moon rocket. Loved the picture of Earth that they sent back.

texas from space.jfif

Fido Friday: To your face!


It started with food

Japan america.jfif

This week American Twitter and Japanese Twitter connected, and it's been awesome. So, Twitter added a new feature where their AI, Grok, automatically translates foreign tweets. A Japanese poster (whose name translates as “Thick Penis) posted a drawing of 3 Americans having the time of their lives at a yakiniku restaurant (Place where you grill your own food). Someone else responded with a picture of some American men around a huge grill with like 30 steaks on it that he would love to experience something like this, and the rush was on. Since we can now read these tweets, everybody started inviting him to come on over and eat. Japanese Twitter responded, and what followed was an absolute lovefest. My own tweet inviting them to come on over has over 213K views.

It. Was. Awesome. We love the Japanese and they love us. I've been on that hellsite for almost 20 years, and this was he most wholesome I've ever seen it. It was fun! We talked food, politics (Japanese Twitter hates leftists), monster trucks, sports, and made jokes.

Japan Nukes.jpg

I even saw several long and respectful discussions of WWII, and of course we talked about girls and sex.

Japanese twitter.jfif

It's been a fun, happy, enjoyable week on Twitter, and I never thought that would happen. Konnichiwa Japan! We love you guys!

Happy Easter!


Post your score

Have you ever.jfif

I got 90. 100 if I can count a brand as a tattoo.

Kinky

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Musical Interlude


Texas in March

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Maybe not the best name for a picnic area

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Cool wrench


Screws

screws.jfif


Safety first

Safety first.JPG


Fishin' with the boys


Thank you for your service

Branches.JPG


Moon Bishop

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Fanny pack holster

What say you? Yea or nay?

Get in shape

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Florida man is back

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Pig dive!


Find yourself a way to make a pissive income

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by British food:

vomit.jfif

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2026 09:59 PM (cYBz/)

2 Meow 😸

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 03, 2026 10:01 PM (w3u3d)

3 If black eyes count as 'getting a tattoo' I'm way over 100 points btw.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2026 10:02 PM (cYBz/)

4 Shatner's horrible, wonderful cover or Rocketman lives forever in my head. Forever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:03 PM (xcxpd)

5 Only scored an 80 on the quiz.

Never wrecked a car, nor do I have any intention of getting a tattoo.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 10:04 PM (ESVrU)

6 Of course Texas looks even bigger from space.

Now do Alaska!

Posted by: mindful webworker - panhandling panhandler at April 03, 2026 10:06 PM (/Hr+0)

7 Sorry I'm late, I was expecting the Rapture last night, so didn't set out clothes for today.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:06 PM (ZZfDb)

8 Good evening morons e grazie wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

9 And I'm gonna be...HIGH....as a kite by then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:08 PM (xcxpd)

10 Ads playing here in Seattle for loooong Covid.

Musical and toe tapping and loooooong Covid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 10:08 PM (A5RD0)

11 Today we remember that time the carpenter was killed with a hammer and nails.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:09 PM (ZZfDb)

12 >>Are we going to bomb Iran?

We are bombing Iran. Reported to be one of the heaviest nights of bombing since the start of the war.
Posted by: JackStraw


A lot of dumb iron sitting around since c. 1970 waiting to do something useful.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 10:09 PM (/lPRQ)

13 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2026 10:09 PM (xA5g+)

14 I never would have figured that man for an alligator rapist, or really any kind of rapist.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 10:10 PM (gKWVE)

15 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 03, 2026 10:10 PM (+9wcF)

16 Evenin' Horde. Hope you all are having a blessed Good Friday.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 03, 2026 10:11 PM (kOluj)

17

Time to drop the big bomb.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 10:11 PM (3ek7K)

18 ola o

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 03, 2026 10:12 PM (DZ9yr)

19 Only scored 70. I hang my head in shame.

Well, not really, but it kinda seemed like I should.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 03, 2026 10:12 PM (q3u5l)

20 A young mother attended services this afternoon with four very young little ones: 1, 2, 3, and 5 yrs old. She let me hold the 1 yr old while she took the other three to the ladies' room.

I did the worst thing possible, I smelled his hair.

Now, I want another one.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2026 10:12 PM (cYBz/)

21 WD, thanks for that space photo of Oklahoma's 78th county. It's biiiiig!


Seriously, thanks for the ONT!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:12 PM (7D3Aa)

22 Pig dive should have ended in a BBQ With the Japanese.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2026 10:12 PM (uQSQI)

23 Time to drop the big bomb.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 10:11 PM (3ek7K)
----

*** insert obligatory poop joke here ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 10:13 PM (ESVrU)

24 Roman centurions guarding Jesus empty tomb...took me a while to figure that out...

Posted by: Joemarine at April 03, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)

25 80 points
(No overnight hospitalizations, unless you count that coie of days in the nursery just after birth, and no ink.)

Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:13 PM (ZZfDb)

26 Shatner's horrible, wonderful cover or Rocketman lives forever in my head. Forever."

Saw that years ago. It's fantastic.

Posted by: man at April 03, 2026 10:13 PM (XuXeR)

27 Quiz score 80. Never wrecked a car. No tattoo.

Posted by: Case at April 03, 2026 10:13 PM (pvf3X)

28 Whatever you do, don't sell those fanny pack holsters to Secret Service agents - they'll shoot their peckers off. Look where the barrel points.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)

29 19 Only scored 70. I hang my head in shame.

Well, not really, but it kinda seemed like I should.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 03, 2026 10:12 PM (q3u5l)

Still passing.

I'm at 90, no tats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:14 PM (xcxpd)

30 My score: 80

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

31 Posted by: Joemarine at April 03, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)

Guardians of the Galaxy 1 really was a fun movie.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

32 Ads playing here in Seattle for loooong Covid"

Bummer, that.

Posted by: man at April 03, 2026 10:14 PM (XuXeR)

33 Might there soon be an AoSHQ based in Japan? Perhaps with better shelving?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 03, 2026 10:15 PM (kOluj)

34 14 I never would have figured that man for an alligator rapist, or really any kind of rapist.

I'm not even sure he's human.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)

35 I'm at 90, no tats."

Same. Unless you count the ballpoint pen marks that... are still there years later...

Posted by: man at April 03, 2026 10:15 PM (XuXeR)

36 Hey, Perfessor, hop in your car, take a ride, crash it (gently) and pick up 10 points.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:15 PM (7D3Aa)

37 The Shatner clip is absolutely a classic. Classic Shat, classic 70s, classic Bowie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

38 I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers. Times are rough.

Posted by: Muchas buchas at April 03, 2026 10:16 PM (CDX35)

39 Guardians of the Galaxy 1 really was a fun movie.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

Agreed. It's one of my top 5 favorite movies, somehow.
I just love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:16 PM (xcxpd)

40 100%

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 10:16 PM (viF8m)

41 38 I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers. Times are rough.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at April 03, 2026 10:16 PM (CDX35

ISWHYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:17 PM (xcxpd)

42
I'm stumbling on some pretty cool pictures now I've got moon fever, (lunacy?). Here's a picture of the earth and Moon together in frame taken by the Orisis-REX probe, near dead-on sideways, showing the scale of the distance. The Moon is around apogee here.

https://is.gd/99GRaI

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 10:17 PM (w6EFb)

43 90 out of 100 because I don't have a tattoo. I blame Mrs B for that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 03, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

44 Guys, let's not forget what Artemis is all about:

Today is the first day, in all of human history, that a woman has viewed the totality of Earth at once.

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

45 90 points. No tats. I wasn't in the Navy!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:17 PM (7D3Aa)

46 I'm with the Perfessor - 80, never wrecked a car and never getting a tattoo

Posted by: The Neon Madman at April 03, 2026 10:18 PM (yNfcm)

47 Cute Venn diagram.

But notice who's doing all the winning in Iran, hmmm?

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10:18 PM (xU46Q)

48 Shatner's version of 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' is also wonderful/horrible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:18 PM (xcxpd)

49

80. never wrecked a vehicle and no tats.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 10:18 PM (3ek7K)

50 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 10:18 PM (SRRAx)

51 Cool wrench, indeed.

Also, I'm at 90 points unless you count my son having a bunch of tattoos. (Some of those he did himself.)

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10:19 PM (xU46Q)

52 When I was a kid, getting that transmission spline lined up with the clutch, throw out bearing and flywheel was a lot harder than, well, it was more difficult than other things.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 03, 2026 10:19 PM (DZ9yr)

53
Astronautette Christina sure is worried about that space toilet. She called down to Mission Control to make sure they still had a go on the terlet.

Mission control assured her she had a "blanket go" on the crapper until they said otherwise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

54 I'm with the Perfessor - 80, never wrecked a car and never getting a tattoo

Same.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:19 PM (Riz8t)

55 Hey, Perfessor, hop in your car, take a ride, crash it (gently) and pick up 10 points.
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:15 PM (7D3Aa)
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If I had to choose between one or the other, I'd choose the tattoo.

Cheaper than wrecking my car. I could get one as small as I like and put it somewhere it's unlikely to ever be seen, even by me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 10:19 PM (ESVrU)

56 Greetings Everyone

Thank You for ONT, WD

I scored 90/100. No tats. (No tatas either....)

Enjoyed the Roman Soldiers at the tomb....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2026 10:20 PM (QGaXH)

57 I got 100 if you can count a cracker jack tattoo, 90 otherwise.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 10:20 PM (3uBP9)

58 12 more days to prepare and file your tax returns and extensions!

Posted by: Norman Rockwell at April 03, 2026 10:20 PM (wVcYX)

59 Spoken Japanese isn't all that hard a language to learn. Because it's not tonal, it can be written in Latin letters without a whole bunch of diacritical marks. The grammar is interesting and not all that hard.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 03, 2026 10:20 PM (KAi1n)

60
Does this earth in the window make her ass look big?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 10:21 PM (w6EFb)

61 I got 100% depending on the definition of "tattoo." So 90%

My ass would disagree.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 03, 2026 10:21 PM (AkEZC)

62 Spoken Japanese isn't all that hard a language to learn. Because it's not tonal, it can be written in Latin letters without a whole bunch of diacritical marks. The grammar is interesting and not all that hard.

Plus you can order a cheeseburger and fries while sounding like you're a samurai ordering an attack on Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

63 90/100

no horses

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)

64 According to the NYTimes, the Democrat party is moving on from an inevitable and glorious future that will be led by women, such a the Hillary beast or klueless Kamala, to a future that will defined by candidates who are straight white men.

As an example of this new free range stud future, the NYTimes noted that Pete Buttigieg, a straight white male icon, has grown a manly beard, now wears manly flannel shirts, and splits wood with a manly maul exactly, I am assuming, like he splits ass with his personal manly maul.

Interesting.

Using that reasoning, that would make Gavin Nusince a straight white trans woman. More or less. Mostly more and less.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 03, 2026 10:22 PM (CUA6T)

65 Sorry I'm late, I was expecting the Rapture last night, so didn't set out clothes for today.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:06 PM (ZZfDb)

Wait, you expect to do the Rapture NAKED? You're not getting through the Pearly Gates dressed like that!

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10:23 PM (xU46Q)

66
It is currently 5:54 am in Tehran.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 10:24 PM (azNOR)

67 Had some good news locally this morning. A girl who disappeared in 1994 at the age of 13 has been found alive and well. She ran away from home and has no desire to come back, so whatever it was that she ran from must have been pretty bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 03, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF)

68 In addition to the woman astronaut being first to view the earth outside orbit, the black "pilot" is also the first black to do so, I think.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:24 PM (7D3Aa)

69 90, no tats. Seems to be a commonality among those here.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2026 10:24 PM (Q+gd/)

70 100 out of 100! Woo! What do I win?

Posted by: pookysgirl accepts quatloos at April 03, 2026 10:25 PM (Wt5PA)

71 90, no tats. Seems to be a commonality among those here.

Tats are for the under 29 set.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:25 PM (Riz8t)

72 It is currently 8:24 pm in Las Cruces. The The drug and human trafficking smugglers should be waking up just about now.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 03, 2026 10:25 PM (CUA6T)

73
Damn, this is one high maintenance space toilet. They're taking acoustic data for it while in operation. Need to analyze the sound of the flush.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 10:25 PM (w6EFb)

74 someone suggest to Christina she read up on the Erfurter Latrinensturz

Posted by: it's always Germany at April 03, 2026 10:25 PM (gKWVE)

75 90/100. No tat and assuming motorcycle get-off at 70 MPH counts as a vehicle crash even if it wasn't my fault.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2026 10:26 PM (vTZFs)

76 90 myself, no ink

Posted by: RandomDave at April 03, 2026 10:26 PM (aJQbY)

77 assuming motorcycle get-off at 70 MPH counts as a vehicle crash


Oh, it certainly does count!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:27 PM (7D3Aa)

78 girl who disappeared in 1994 at the age of 13 has been found alive and well

Well that's nice. Half the time they find her remains and link her with Ted Bundy.
The more I read about Bundy, the more I realize he really wasn't a nice guy

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)

79 That wrench! Me want much!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)

80 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
5h
Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff.

Posted by: 13times at April 03, 2026 10:28 PM (CpTFW)

81 No tat and assuming motorcycle get-off at 70 MPH counts as a vehicle crash even if it wasn't my fault.

It says "wrecked a vehicle". I assume that only counts if the vehicle was totalled.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:28 PM (Riz8t)

82 Japanese twitter has been a blast! The global Shiba Crazies have united!

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:29 PM (Wmg4n)

83 Astronautette Christina sure is worried about that space toilet. She called down to Mission Control to make sure they still had a go on the terlet.

Mission control assured her she had a "blanket go" on the crapper until they said otherwise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

"Astronautte"

Also, she's the only one that didn't go before they left. Like dad told them to.

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10:29 PM (xU46Q)

84
Before Christina here, the babes on the SpaceX Polaris Dawn mission, Anna Menon and Sarah Gillis, held the highest woman record at 870 miles.

Now, Christina is hands down the highest woman ever.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 10:29 PM (w6EFb)

85 38 I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers. Times are rough.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at April 03, 2026 10:16 PM (CDX35

ISWHYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:17 PM (xcxpd)

Picayune Times call for Picayune measures.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 03, 2026 10:29 PM (wVcYX)

86 90.
But how wrecked is wrecked?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

87 Now, Christina is hands down the highest woman ever.
Posted by: publius


Pfff.

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at April 03, 2026 10:30 PM (gKWVE)

88 I have tattooed eyebrows, eyelids and mouth. Which no one suspects. Do they count? I have Alice in Wonderland coloring, I need all the help I can get.

Posted by: Wenda at April 03, 2026 10:30 PM (dXTLm)

89 65 Sorry I'm late, I was expecting the Rapture last night, so didn't set out clothes for today.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:06 PM (ZZfDb)

Wait, you expect to do the Rapture NAKED? You're not getting through the Pearly Gates dressed like that!
Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10

Y’all. Do not embarrass me at the pearly gates like this.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

90 Chicks probably have to use the special toilet where guys can go anywhere anytime for #1. I'd make a game of how many ways and in what devices I could pee.

Also, I hope they took up a few hundred rolls of tp because damn, women go through that stuff really fast. First time I ever lived with a woman, my wife, she said "hey, I'm going to get some tp we're out". And I was like, no I bought a huge package at walmart last month. It's like a half year supply. I looked and it was gone, all of it. What,.. what did you do with all of it? [I said in horror]

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 10:31 PM (3uBP9)

91 But how wrecked is wrecked?

That's up to your insurance company.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

92 It's funny. Those fuckers surprise attacked us, and we responded by utterly destroying their country and wiping out a generation of their young men.

80 years later we have a better relationship and more in common culturally with them than ANY of our allies from that time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:32 PM (BI5O2)

93 But how wrecked is wrecked?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

If you had to call a tow truck or you had to tear a fender off before driving down the road.

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10:33 PM (xU46Q)

94 The pig diving vid reminded me of my paratrooper brother. He hated being the middle of the stick. He loved being the one at the door.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

95 Strangest wreck I had was about 3 years ago. I was innocently driving below the speed limit around a lake road. A whitetail doe leapt from the foliage to my right and SHE hit my truck in the side. Insurance company didn't blink. Said they had heard it before.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:34 PM (7D3Aa)

96 Actually watched the whole Shatner Rocket Man clip. Haven't seen it in… a long, long time.

Watching it, I thought, would have liked to see him similarly cover McArthur's Park.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and I'' at April 03, 2026 10:34 PM (/Hr+0)

97 12 >>Are we going to bomb Iran?

We are bombing Iran. Reported to be one of the heaviest nights of bombing since the start of the war.
Posted by: JackStraw
----

It's Friday night and all the newsies are in the Hamptons. Hegseth and Trump turned 'em loose till Sunday morning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 03, 2026 10:34 PM (DZ9yr)

98 65 Wait, you expect to do the Rapture NAKED? You're not getting through the Pearly Gates dressed like that!
Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10:23 PM (xU46Q)

I was in an elegant, flowing robe with some very impressive cross stitching courtesy of my GramGram. The perfect outfit in which to greet one's creator. But, unfortunately, it is not really the type of thing one wears around town,

Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:34 PM (ZZfDb)

99 I was trying to figure out what was missing from the "Florida Man" photo besides discretion and a functional brain.

Coke Bottle thick Eye Glasses. Huge black frames with adhesive tape on one of the arms. I think that's what it is.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 10:35 PM (dIske)

100 Heh
Throw some crayons into that diagram and watch how crazy it gets!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)

101 Quitting early tonight. Thanks for a nice ONT!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:37 PM (7D3Aa)

102 Hmmmmmm.....

Maybe we can sow a seed into the mind of Piper:


Easter Bonnets. (Are they still a thing? Bing told me they are, but that was a few years ago.)

https://youtu.be/5uI9sQFqkoE

Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:38 PM (ZZfDb)

103 Strangest wreck I had was about 3 years ago. I was innocently driving below the speed limit around a lake road. A whitetail doe leapt from the foliage to my right and SHE hit my truck in the side. Insurance company didn't blink. Said they had heard it before.
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 03, 2026 10:34 PM (7D3Aa)

My old man has you beat. He was driving on Hwy. 285 and a deer leapt off a freaking cliff and landed on his hood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:38 PM (BI5O2)

104 That "Have You Ever..." list could be more interesting.
Suggested revisions -

(Hospital)
(Vehicle)
Swam in open ocean with no boat nearby
Bucked off a horse
Ridden a tandem bicycle
Jumped out of a plane
Arrested in a foreign country
Ate a pet
Drank water from a muddy boot print or from a hole in ice
(tattoo)


Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 10:38 PM (/lPRQ)

105 Women use tp for lots of stuff not just what it's made for.

Posted by: Case at April 03, 2026 10:38 PM (pvf3X)

106 Well damnnnnn ...

I'm 10 for 10, a clean 100 on that "have you ever" test.

I forgot I have my Radiation Tattoos: one on each hip, and one on my pubic bone.

All the others were lay ups ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 03, 2026 10:39 PM (3sXRv)

107
God won't care what we are wearing when we arrive at the Pearly Gates.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 03, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

108 I was in an elegant, flowing robe with some very impressive cross stitching courtesy of my GramGram. The perfect outfit in which to greet one's creator. But, unfortunately, it is not really the type of thing one wears around town,
Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:34 PM (ZZfDb)


So...what's the word on turtlenecks?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

109

That guy trying to eat the steak with chopsticks reminds me of Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 10:39 PM (Cqx++)

110 It says "wrecked a vehicle". I assume that only counts if the vehicle was totalled.

Insurance totaled it. In fact it was only a little banged up. I could have rehabbed it for a few hundred bucks if my wife would have let me. She asked me to give it up and I agreed for her.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

111 89 Y’all. Do not embarrass me at the pearly gates like this.
Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

You could pretend not to know me. St. Peter will understand.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:40 PM (ZZfDb)

112 I'll settle for 85/100.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2026 10:40 PM (vTZFs)

113 9/10. Never wrecked a vehicle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 10:40 PM (A5RD0)

114 37 The Shatner clip is absolutely a classic. Classic Shat, classic 70s, classic Bowie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX

Bowie? You mean Elton John.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:40 PM (Wmg4n)

115 Well I never got a tattoo so I scored 90.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 10:40 PM (BT3km)

116 Never wrecked a car, nor do I have any intention of getting a tattoo.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Same

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 03, 2026 10:41 PM (6U1c2)

117 107 God won't care what we are wearing when we arrive at the Pearly Gates.
Posted by: fourseasons


*koff*
Uh... so, this is awkward . . .

Posted by: David Carridine at April 03, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

118 The screw chart is missing the new BMW screws.

Talk about assholes, BMW takes it to a whole new level.

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 03, 2026 10:41 PM (3sXRv)

119
Watching it, I thought, would have liked to see him similarly cover McArthur's Park.
Posted by: mindful webworker


It would take two days.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 10:42 PM (Cqx++)

120 Just wait until Grok starts translating tweets from Farsi

I am looking forward to having the Persians back among the civilized.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

121 It's Friday night and all the newsies are in the Hamptons blowing trannies in the rent-controlled apartments they'll be trapped in for life since they can't afford to live in NYC, and can't bear to sacrifice their """elite""" status by moving. Hegseth and Trump turned 'em loose till Sunday morning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 03, 2026 10:34 PM (DZ9yr)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:42 PM (BI5O2)

122 Who else thought fanny pack holster guy was going to shoot himself in the groin?

Posted by: mindful webworker - safety on first at April 03, 2026 10:42 PM (/Hr+0)

123 I have four blue dot radiation tats. Those count, right?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 10:42 PM (A5RD0)

124
111 89 Y’all. Do not embarrass me at the pearly gates like this.
Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

You could pretend not to know me. St. Peter will understand.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:

1. I am not going to deny knowing you! That would be rude.
2. I also think God frowns on not being truthful. That would be a terrible location for such antics.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)

125 115 Well I never got a tattoo so I scored 90.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 10:40 PM (BT3km)

___________________________

Same...I almost lost 10 points on the overnight hospital stay, but I was born in a hospital, so I likely stayed the night since I couldn't drive.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 10:43 PM (dIske)

126 90/100, no tats. I'm taking the 10 for the wrecked car since it got totalled out from being rear ended and I got some quality ER time at the Hinsdale hospital.

Also, do I get any bonus points for pencil lead still stuck in a finger since grade school?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 10:43 PM (/HDaX)

127 My favorite part of the Japanese-US Twitter exchange was the confused Japanese guy asking what "ni**a" meant.

Posted by: Wally at April 03, 2026 10:43 PM (fEXCD)

128 >>Strangest wreck I had was about 3 years ago.

Strangest wreck I had was sliding off I-95 in an ice storm in Maine. Middle of January and some weird combination came together and we got pouring rain and then freezing temperatures in a few minutes. Slid off the highway and took out a couple small trees by the side of the road. Totaled. A few months later the state sent me a bill for the trees.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 10:43 PM (viF8m)

129
Uh-oh, space toilet is no-go. Repeat toilet is no go. Damn, girl, you filled up the shitter!

Waste water dump coming up.

Somebody mentioned this the other night, and it was indeed Apollo 9 astronaut Rusty Schweickart who said there was nothing more beautiful than a urine dump at sunset.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

130 The pig diving vid reminded me of my paratrooper brother. He hated being the middle of the stick. He loved being the one at the door.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

Best seat in the house because at least five guys in the plane are going to be puking. Fresh air wins every time.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

131 Never got a tattoo, but plenty of scars.

Does flying over Canada on the way to Alaska count?

Extra points for the multitude of pets we've had through the years?

Posted by: mindful webworker - 80, 90, whatever works at April 03, 2026 10:45 PM (/Hr+0)

132 Kirk was smoking because he just boinked the green chick.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 10:45 PM (BT3km)

133

No horse
No pet
No tattoo

Like Robinson Ca-Rooso it's primitve as can be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 10:45 PM (Cqx++)

134 Who else thought fanny pack holster guy was going to shoot himself in the groin?

I did. Otherwise it was way too long a video. At one point it looked like he racked the slide so I figured it was coming. Does it mean I'm a bad person if I'm disappointed?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2026 10:45 PM (vTZFs)

135 Ads playing here in Seattle for loooong Covid"

Isn't that what you get when you take Viagra while dealing withnCOVID?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 03, 2026 10:46 PM (S/Y4j)

136 I scored 90.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:47 PM (Wmg4n)

137

It's a space toilet
Bet you weren't ready for that
It's a space toilet
I'm sure you know where it's at

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 10:47 PM (Cqx++)

138 >>Who else thought fanny pack holster guy was going to shoot himself in the groin?

Imagine my disappointment after watching the whole thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)

139 Did you see how that alligator was dressed? It was asking for it.
—Florida perv

Posted by: mindful webworker - getting some tail? at April 03, 2026 10:47 PM (/Hr+0)

140 I did laugh at the dog actually coming out to the living room to say it to the lady's face.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:48 PM (ZZfDb)

141 On average, how many Covid vaccines and boosters have the "long Covid" people had?

Posted by: Wally at April 03, 2026 10:48 PM (fEXCD)

142 It says "wrecked a vehicle". I assume that only counts if the vehicle was totalled.
+++
Insurance totaled it. In fact it was only a little banged up. I could have rehabbed it for a few hundred bucks if my wife would have let me. She asked me to give it up and I agreed for her.
Posted by: Oddbob
===

Never totaled a car on a public street, but did a snowmobile and some old 360cc motor bike. Blown engines on both.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)

143 That alligator things is obvious fake foreign content farm clickbait. I could look it up, but I don't need to bother.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

144 A whitetail doe leapt from the foliage to my right and SHE hit my truck in the side.

Had something similar happen in a rental car on a country road in Virginia. A deer jumped out right in front of me and I braked, swerved, somehow managed to avoid hitting it. I came to a stop on the side of the road and hyperventilated for several minutes until I was ready to drive again. Started pulling back onto the road and WHAM another deer slammed into the right side of the car.

Did serious damage to the car, though it still drove. The deer was still alive but not moving much. A nearby farmer put it out of its misery while we waited for the state police to arrive.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2026 10:49 PM (EXyHK)

145 Americans haven’t shown the Asians this much of a good time since Long Duk Dong.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 10:49 PM (6ydKt)

146 Shatner is the best
I literally loled

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 03, 2026 10:51 PM (dE3DB)

147 Bowie? You mean Elton John.
Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:40 PM (Wmg4n)
====

Yeah, the other one. Thanks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

148 123 I have four blue dot radiation tats. Those count, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 10:42 PM (A5RD0)

Ink is INK ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 03, 2026 10:51 PM (3sXRv)

149 Swam in open ocean with no boat nearby
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 10:38 PM (/lPRQ)

Does leaping off a warship into the ocean count?

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10:51 PM (xU46Q)

150

A U.S. Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II reportedly crashed Friday near the Strait of Hormuz at around the same time an F-15E fighter jet was shot down in Iran.

The A-10 pilot was subsequently rescued, two U.S. officials told The New York Times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

151 "My old man has you beat. He was driving on Hwy. 285 and a deer leapt off a freaking cliff and landed on his hood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:38 PM (BI5O2)"

US 285? Where at?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 10:51 PM (/HDaX)

152 The screw chart is missing the new BMW screws.

Talk about assholes, BMW takes it to a whole new level.
Posted by: browndog

If I ever encounter those Ill replace them with 'normal' ones.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2026 10:53 PM (uQSQI)

153 My score is 100. If you count multiples of those activities, it's >100.

Posted by: Butch at April 03, 2026 10:53 PM (98xTj)

154 Does leaping off a warship into the ocean count?
Posted by: GWB


Did you have to swim back to land on your own?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)

155 US 285? Where at?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 10:51 PM (/HDaX)

Calfee Gulch, just between Pine Junction and King's Valley.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:54 PM (BI5O2)

156 152 The screw chart is missing the new BMW screws.

Talk about assholes, BMW takes it to a whole new level.
Posted by: browndog

If I ever encounter those Ill replace them with 'normal' ones.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2026 10:53 PM (uQSQI)

I think the screws have a screwy diameter too.

Not to mention that BMW probably charges $10k for the tool itself.

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 03, 2026 10:54 PM (3sXRv)

157 I scored 50 out of 100. No tattoos, my swim in the ocean was really wading in the Gulf of America (it was "Mexico," back then), but I have flown in a plane and ridden a horse.

I should get extra points for owning multiple cats -- or at least living with them. And I know I drank from the garden hose at least once or twice as a kid.

I could suggest a few more, uh, ribald life experiences for extra points. But this is a family blog. ("Yeah, the Addams Family!" "Shut up, you!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)

158 Not to mention that BMW probably charges $10k for the tool itself.
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 03, 2026 10:54 PM (3sXRv)

For the stubby ones. Regular size are likely to be 15-20k each.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 03, 2026 10:56 PM (S/Y4j)

159 Would having a car catch fire while you were driving it count for some points?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 10:56 PM (wzUl9)

160 The chart is missing Apple’s special ‘Pentalobe’ screws as well.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 10:57 PM (6ydKt)

161 Meme:

It's probably just as well McDonald's never put a sirloin sandwich on the menu. It would have been a McSteak.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 03, 2026 10:57 PM (S/Y4j)

162 I also think God frowns on not being truthful. That would be a terrible location for such antics.
Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)


Nothing to worry about. I'll let my wife, Morgan Fairchild, do all the talking. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at April 03, 2026 10:57 PM (wVcYX)

163 Who else thought fanny pack holster guy was going to shoot himself in the groin?
Posted by: mindful webworker - safety on first at April 03, 2026 10:42 PM (/Hr+0)

I assume the pair of crutches leaning next to him were from the last time he leg-shot himself.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2026 10:58 PM (gTyJl)

164 "Calfee Gulch, just between Pine Junction and King's Valley.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:54 PM (BI5O2)"

Ah, never drove that stretch. Closest I got was Denver on one end and Fairplay on the other. Most of my driving on 285 was in NM.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 10:58 PM (/HDaX)

165 That Florida guy, James Carville with a bad toupee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

166 How can they get away with charging thousands for a screwdriver? Just order a screw, take it to a machinist and have him make a driver for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 10:58 PM (BI5O2)

167 132 Kirk was smoking because he just boinked the green chick.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026


***
We saw two in the original series. You must mean Yvonne Craig, the Orion slave girl equivalent of the hot-crazy iintersection matrix.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 10:58 PM (wzUl9)

168 Swimming in the ocean with lifevest counts, right?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 03, 2026 10:59 PM (dE3DB)

169 I guess the McRib is close enough.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 10:59 PM (6ydKt)

170 I wrecked a rental car on Kauai 5 miles from the airport. Totaled. They gave me a new one. Pretty much wrecked that one too.
Wrecked another rental car in Costa Rica. That one was wrecked when we picked it up.
Wrecked a Toyota Tercel too. Broke my neck,
I should take some driving lessons maybe.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 11:00 PM (BT3km)

171 Ah, never drove that stretch. Closest I got was Denver on one end and Fairplay on the other. Most of my driving on 285 was in NM.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 10:58 PM (/HDaX)

Good for you. The stretch between Lakewood and Bailey is one of the deadliest stretches of road in the Western world. I totaled a car on it. Practically every person who lives there has.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 11:00 PM (BI5O2)

172 90 here. No tattoos.

Posted by: Way Above Average. at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (oftw2)

173 I worked for Tokio Marine Insurance for almost a decade. I'm glad they found some common ground but I learned I don't have much in common at all except liking golf.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (V4IXI)

174 >>Did you have to swim back to land on your own?

I'm intrigued. How did you end up in the open ocean with no boat nearby and swim back to shore?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (viF8m)

175 Anthropic filed a DMCA to kill 8,100 GitHub repos. GitHub nuked the entire network within hours including forks that had zero leaked code. The head of Claude Code had to personally go on X to apologize.

Then someone did a clean-room rewrite in Python before sunrise. DMCA cannot touch a clean-room rewrite. It hit 50K stars in 2 hours, which is the fastest repo in GitHub history. Today it officially launched as claw-code with a formal press release.

→ More stars than Anthropic's own repo
→ A Rust port already shipped release 0.1.0

The company that built its entire brand on AI safety accidentally shipped 512,000 lines of source code in a public npm package. And now the open-source version is more popular than the original.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (DZ9yr)

176 It's probably just as well McDonald's never put a sirloin sandwich on the menu. It would have been a McSteak.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

If they made one from worms, it could be called the McBait.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (S/Y4j)

177 I have a score of 90, 100 if I can count those things you used to get in Cracker Jacks as tattoos.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)

178 100 score. I would think most guys would score 90 at least.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 11:02 PM (V4IXI)

179 Then Florida Alligator Man says, "Okay, now where's that Indian squaw I have to kill?"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2026 11:02 PM (gTyJl)

180 I got a 100 on the quiz, if you count a dot used as an aiming point for radiation as a tatoo. Hurt like the devil.

Posted by: javems at April 03, 2026 11:03 PM (zFsEm)

181 Thank you for the ONT.

I just watched 'Prometheus.' It was from 2012. Robot David. It wasn't that bad. Aside from "We're on a scientific mission exploring a strange planet. Leave your weapons here."

Of course, I'm small town Canada and easily impressed.

Also, since 2012, woke 'Star Wars', Star Trek Discovery, Starfleet Academy, female Doctor Who, and gay, black Doctor Who. How could 'Prometheus' not be Shakespeare un comparison?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 11:03 PM (Sco7b)

182 70.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2026 11:03 PM (52ERr)

183 89 65 Sorry I'm late, I was expecting the Rapture last night, so didn't set out clothes for today.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 03, 2026 10:06 PM (ZZfDb)

Wait, you expect to do the Rapture NAKED? You're not getting through the Pearly Gates dressed like that!
Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 10

Y’all. Do not embarrass me at the pearly gates like this.
Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

This is why I only wear togas now.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 03, 2026 11:03 PM (w/O5Q)

184 "Good for you. The stretch between Lakewood and Bailey is one of the deadliest stretches of road in the Western world. I totaled a car on it. Practically every person who lives there has.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 11:00 PM (BI5O2)"

Damnnnn...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 11:03 PM (/HDaX)

185 I'm intrigued. How did you end up in the open ocean with no boat nearby and swim back to shore?
Posted by: JackStraw


Jumped out of a plane?
Swam out past the outer reef?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 11:03 PM (/lPRQ)

186 But how wrecked is wrecked?
That's up to your insurance company.
Posted by: Archimedes


Feb, 1978, dark night, two-lane Texas road, horses dash across, the car catches one. I was a sleeping passenger and bounced my face off the dash. (No shoulder belts.) The post between the windshield and the vent window was folded all the way down. The horse had caught on that post and was beheaded. Did not come crashing in and kick us to death. Driver had a small scratch on his arm. Glass and blood everywhere, some of it mine. Doc in Paris hospital stitched my face back together. Mostly.

I thought the car should have been totaled, but the insurance company insisted it was reparable. I guess they were right, because after repair that thing kept rolling for years afterward.

International Harvester Traveler tough. Saved my life.

So, since it wasn't totaled, does it count as wrecked?

Posted by: mindful webworker - getting some tail? at April 03, 2026 11:04 PM (/Hr+0)

187 70 on the test, btw.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 11:04 PM (Sco7b)

188 I got 95.

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2026 11:04 PM (GD0B3)

189 An anime for Weird Dave

https://youtu.be/qHD2VFyH4KQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

190 I stopped watching the guy holstering a pistol. He didn't shoot himself in the dick did he?

Posted by: javems at April 03, 2026 11:05 PM (zFsEm)

191 So, since it wasn't totaled, does it count as wrecked?
Posted by: mindful webworker - getting some tail? at April 03, 2026 11:04 PM (/Hr+0)

Anything beyond a fender bender is a wreck.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 11:07 PM (V4IXI)

192 Had I known there was going to be a test tonight, I'd have studied for it.

Posted by: Sylvan Learing Center at April 03, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)

193 TWITTER AND YOUTUBE DUDES TELLONG ME

THAT VALALALAHA FT Special forces guy swallowing all the Iranian schlong propaganda he can now. Still telling me Erica Kirk is a Mossas agent with a big cock n balls. It's all a shit show he says! Me say he need brain.

Tim pool says things too. But each thing is the opposite of the last. Video on Tube show as his big featureless face, beanie and ALL CAPS TITLE.

Carmine Jr says "Whatever happened there with that Sun TaZoo??"

Posted by: GigantorX at April 03, 2026 11:07 PM (F2sSv)

194 Flew a plane
Flew a horse
Rode a cheerleader
Spent the night in a yurt
Been to The Troubadour
Ate a yak

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2026 11:08 PM (+HNx/)

195 173 I worked for Tokio Marine Insurance for almost a decade. I'm glad they found some common ground but I learned I don't have much in common at all except liking golf.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (V4IXI)

It’s a little different now for the younger people.
Japanese culture is really popular here; anime, manga, films, games, cosplay, J-Pop, etc.

The Japanese have always been fascinated by American culture, too.

They have more to talk about today at least.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 11:09 PM (6ydKt)

196 That list of screw types is incomplete. I have some screws with a ridiculous five-lobed star head and the driver head to match them.

I have no idea when or if I will ever see such an abomination in the stores again, but I do have 'em, and have used 'em. (I built a bowling alley with them).

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2026 11:09 PM (wiYsG)

197 Swimming in the ocean with lifevest counts, right?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
......

Only if you were sipping a cocktail.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 11:09 PM (BT3km)

198 If it was 10 points per country, I would score 80 just there.

I've lost track of plane trips, that would probably total more than 200.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)

199 >>Did you have to swim back to land on your own?

I'm intrigued. How did you end up in the open ocean with no boat nearby and swim back to shore?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (viF8m)

Well, he mentioned the jumping out of airplanes....

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 11:10 PM (xU46Q)

200 That Venn diagram of the service branches left out the Coast Guard. If you run into trouble on Lake Michigan, they're there for you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2026 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

201 Something was eating the Donner Party that day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2026 11:11 PM (52ERr)

202 Also, do I get any bonus points for pencil lead still stuck in a finger since grade school?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


Hey, yeah, I've still got that on my left index finger. 4th grade. Must've hit an artery because there was a lot of blood for a little wound. Very sharp pencil.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tiny tat at April 03, 2026 11:11 PM (/Hr+0)

203 The Japanese have always been fascinated by American culture, too.
They have more to talk about today at least.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

I'd love to visit Japan, maybe stay for a year or two.
But they'd have to get me carry like the Road Warrior.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)

204 Coast Guard got demoted for some reason... no longer under DoD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 11:12 PM (BI5O2)

205
This stuff can be funny with the Artemis feed on the background. Crew called down to know where the extra "hygiene towels" were. They got a reply, in Locker Echo, packed inside the unused fecal containers.

So, the packed the towels in the turd boxes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

206 Department of WAR, excuse me. Still used to the old, less Kingly name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 11:13 PM (BI5O2)

207 >>Well, he mentioned the jumping out of airplanes....

I was hoping it was that. Otherwise it would have been weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)

208 Japanese fascination with Western culture and its impact on anime?

Sally the Witch which was inspired by Bewitched.

In the late 1980s we had a fusion of Streets of Fire and Blade Runner that was called Bubblegum Crisis.

If you want Top Gun in space, Macross Plus is the answer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:16 PM (2GVsD)

209 iirc Coast Guard was Department of Transportation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 11:17 PM (RIvkX)

210 189 An anime for Weird Dave

https://youtu.be/qHD2VFyH4KQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

High School of the Dead is peak trash. It's good and its trash.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 11:17 PM (xcxpd)

211 Leonard Nimoy did a few albums--I had "The Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy". One side was as Mr. Spock, the other Nimoy. That second side included the "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 03, 2026 11:18 PM (ky7/T)

212 Of all the Asian countries I’d enjoy Japan the most, I think.

The only drawback is I’m not big on sushi.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 11:18 PM (6ydKt)

213 If it was 10 points per country, I would score 80 just there.

I've lost track of plane trips, that would probably total more than 200.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)

Plane trips well over a few hundred, some of those at the controls. 30 different countries. (All 50 states and 3 territories/protectorates.)

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2026 11:19 PM (xU46Q)

214 iirc Coast Guard was Department of Transportation.

----

You are correct! I thought it used to be DoD, but it never was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 11:19 PM (BI5O2)

215 I just watched 'Prometheus.' It was from 2012. Robot David. It wasn't that bad. Aside from "We're on a scientific mission exploring a strange planet. Leave your weapons here."

Of course, I'm small town Canada and easily impressed.

Also, since 2012, woke 'Star Wars', Star Trek Discovery, Starfleet Academy, female Doctor Who, and gay, black Doctor Who. How could 'Prometheus' not be Shakespeare un comparison?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 11:03 PM (Sco7b)

I feel like making a 3 hour video/essay to explain just how bad Prometheus is. Maybe I already have but I lost my webzone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 11:20 PM (xcxpd)

216 Finally, an accurate photo of flat Earth that puts all this "sphere" nonsense to rest.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2026 11:20 PM (/RHNq)

217 211 Leonard Nimoy did a few albums--I had "The Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy". One side was as Mr. Spock, the other Nimoy. That second side included the "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 03, 2026 11:18 PM (ky7/T)

Bilbo! Bilbo! The bravest little hobbit of them all!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 11:20 PM (xcxpd)

218 Think Franpsycho is correct. Coast Guard "SWAT" (actual acronym is long, almost Soviet) shoots a lot at my range. They're finally getting some new ships.

In WWII the CG was present at major amphibious landings in both theaters.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2026 11:21 PM (U/Byj)

219 The Coast Guard is under DHS now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 11:21 PM (6ydKt)

220 I think I scored about 190 on that due to dirt bike wrecks and hospitals.

Posted by: DBCooper at April 03, 2026 11:22 PM (/PTz1)

221 I wrote a whole blog post on how bad Prometheus was.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:22 PM (2GVsD)

222 Had I known there was going to be a test tonight, I'd have studied for it.
Posted by: Sylvan Learing Center
......

You should be prepared for a pop quiz.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 11:23 PM (BT3km)

223 The only drawback is I’m not big on sushi.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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It's not all raw fish over there, LOL. I couldn't tell you the names of all the great food dishes I had while living there, but it was mostly cooked! (I do like sushi and sashimi)



Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm)

224 204 Coast Guard got demoted for some reason... no longer under DoD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Under DHS now. They were under DoT, unless war or military action, then DoD. Not sure that is still the case with DHS as the boss.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2026 11:23 PM (xA5g+)

225 Tattoo? thats ten points im glad to skip

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 03, 2026 11:24 PM (YlWIZ)

226 Anything beyond a fender bender is a wreck.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

In that case I get 9 pts. Idiot hit me in the bumper enpugh to rip it off. Had to get a new bumper
No tats

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 03, 2026 11:24 PM (GhIJO)

227 Think Franpsycho is correct.
=====

I will alert Mrs. F. right away. I feel like she would want to know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

228 I have to agree, High School of the Dead is peak trash. As opposed to such as Upotte!, Root Search, or I My Me, Strawberry Eggs

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:24 PM (2GVsD)

229
My score is 90. I have no tattoo.

I don't see torx on that screw chart.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 11:25 PM (VWtfl)

230 I liked the ancient aliens seeding Earth idea in Prometheus and was quite intrigued by the first part.

It went downhill from there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 11:26 PM (6ydKt)

231 iirc Coast Guard was Department of Transportation.

I never knew that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2026 11:26 PM (0Htd1)

232 Cannot recommend travel to Japan enough.

At the moment, the exchange rate is an eye-watering 160+ yen/dollar. Makes things a whole lot more comfortable, cost-wise. Because Japan has been an "expensive" country since the 80s, one of the most.

Travel to Japan a lot, one time the exchange rate was an abysmal 77 yen/dollar. I needed to get enough local to buy the bus ticket into town. The woman at the exchange kiosk looked pained, and *apologized* for the numbers when I did the exchange. The most Japanese thing imaginable.

I laughed and said "oh don't apologize it's our fault!".

Oh - and you can avoid all uncooked fish if you like, food in Japan is very good. Both Japanese, and "foreign" (European standards for Euro stuff).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2026 11:27 PM (U/Byj)

233 Alas, Bill "The Shat" Shatner wasn't much of a singer. Fortunately, he used his salary from Star Trek TOS to open "The James Tiberius Kirk School of Passionately Dramatic Over-Acting" in 1973, which has been a mainstay in Hollywood's efforts to train each new generation of thesbians, with entirely predictable results. Much to his bank account's health.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2026 11:27 PM (/RHNq)

234 I went for a swim once.

Posted by: Magnum PI at April 03, 2026 11:29 PM (CpTFW)

235 Have you ever...flew in a plane.

Naw. I hain't never flew in no plane.
Can anyone here speak this language?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 03, 2026 11:30 PM (zdLoL)

236 It's not all raw fish over there, LOL. I couldn't tell you the names of all the great food dishes I had while living there, but it was mostly cooked! (I do like sushi and sashimi)



Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm)

I could get by on ramen and KFC (especially at Christmas) if I had to.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 11:30 PM (6ydKt)

237 Thank G-d CG wasn't under DoT during Biden. There'd be nothing left of it after that butt-plundering retard with the fake tits for milking his gay baby declared ships to be racist, or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 11:30 PM (BI5O2)

238 Another list:

Been arrested
Broke a bone
Jumped from a bridge
Driven over 120mph
Rode a bull
Climbed a mountain
Rode First Class
Had a threesome
Won top prize in any raffle
Stopped a crime

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 11:33 PM (V4IXI)

239 Classic Shat, classic 70s, classic Bowie.

That's...not Bowie. No, honestly. It is not.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 03, 2026 11:33 PM (zdLoL)

240 KFC?

Umibozu as Col. Sanders.

At Christmas, a bucket of KFC is Ryonosuke's gift and dinner from his mad scientist dad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:33 PM (2GVsD)

241 Nimoy's voice wasn't bad but it was better suited to the Mr. Spock tracks than it was to the Bilbo Baggins folk tunes side.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 03, 2026 11:34 PM (ky7/T)

242 "I don't see torx on that screw chart.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 11:25 PM (VWtfl)"

Checked my Torx set. It's the six lobe.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 11:34 PM (/HDaX)

243 Harry

7/10

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 11:35 PM (A5RD0)

244 Among the dismissals this week at the Pentagon was the chief of the Army's chaplain corps. No official reason given, but one online commenter found the new* guide for Army chaplains, and found it to be mostly New Age swill, and "God" not mentioned very much. So there might be one reason right there.

* not sure the dismissed chief of chaplains oversaw the new guide, that's the presumption

Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2026 11:35 PM (U/Byj)

245 I could get by on ramen and KFC (especially at Christmas) if I had to.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Where's your sense of adventure? LOL!

They have beef, pork, chicken, veggies too... It ain't all fish and rice, although there's a lot of that, but many restaurants do have a visual menu-- you just point at what you want. Take a chance some time.

Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2026 11:35 PM (rdVOm)

246 >>Thank G-d CG wasn't under DoT during Biden. There'd be nothing left of it after that butt-plundering retard with the fake tits for milking his gay baby declared ships to be racist, or whatever.

It's been in decline for many years. Politicians on both sides closed a bunch of stations and forgot the importance of the CG. Did the same with the merchant fleet and ship building.

Trump has committed a lot of resources to steel and ship building. Not as sexy as some of the stuff like AI but vitally important as we are seeing right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 11:36 PM (viF8m)

247 No ink, never been over the border.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 03, 2026 11:36 PM (Q/FnY)

248 My score is ninety. I have no tattoo.
And I a!m tired. Thanks for the ONT, WD.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 03, 2026 11:36 PM (sl73Y)

249 A Horde tour of Japan?

And they thought Gojira was bad...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)

250 Rocket Man is Elton John.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2026 11:37 PM (52ERr)

251 Harry

7/10
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 11:35 PM (A5RD0)

Hah that's also my score.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 11:37 PM (V4IXI)

252 More crazy bullsh*t from The Party...

3 APRIL 2026
/
SF POLITICS
/
JAY BARMANN
Supervisor Jackie Fielder's Absence From Board of Supervisors Follows Investigation Into Leaked Memo

https://tinyurl.com/zt35mka8

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 11:38 PM (RIvkX)

253 90. No tats.

Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2026 11:38 PM (rdVOm)

254 Harry's revised list?

6/10. But I've been detained twice so extra credit?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2026 11:38 PM (/HDaX)

255 Scored a 90. No tattoo. The soldiers singing Redbone cracked me up

Posted by: 496 at April 03, 2026 11:39 PM (Md1Bq)

256 💯!!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 03, 2026 11:41 PM (VCgbV)

257 Have you ever

Broke a bone
Rode a bull
Rode First Class
Conjugated
Conjugated a verb
Used a part
Used a part of speech

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 03, 2026 11:42 PM (zdLoL)

258 I guess I'm only moderately adventurous, 90 on the OP quiz ( no tats) but ZERO points on Harry's.

Posted by: I still can't think of anything at April 03, 2026 11:42 PM (Ndkn1)

259 I was following and researching the crisis in the US shipbuilding sector .... during Reagan's first term. It's been a very long decline.

NAVSEA (Navy's ship design/building bureau) f***ing up several new classes in rapid succession has just been the cherry on top.

Presumably this trend will now be reversed, and in time.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2026 11:42 PM (U/Byj)

260 90, no tats. Seems to be a commonality among those here.

Tats are for the under 29 set.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 10:25 PM (Riz8t)

Mrs B put the kibosh on my tat idea. I never really wanted one, but this one I saw I really wanted, like really wanted. I never felt like getting one since the epic kibosh. I never found another that was worth going through that shit for. Because of her I'm a double anomaly, garage full of harleys..no tats. Metal guitar player...no tats. I'm a no tat mofo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 03, 2026 11:43 PM (snZF9)

261 Rhomboid

Check out Bundesmarine's F126 program.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:44 PM (2GVsD)

262 Thanks Anna, I will.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2026 11:45 PM (U/Byj)

263 Finally, an accurate photo of flat Earth that puts all this "sphere" nonsense to rest.
Posted by: Sharkman
......

That's why aliens are afraid to land. They forgot to bring sidearms.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 11:47 PM (BT3km)

264 >>Presumably this trend will now be reversed, and in time.

The Electric Boat plant at Quonset Point is hiring as fast as they can. Advertising with offers of full training and really good money.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 11:47 PM (viF8m)

265 Rhomboid

Everyone's favourite EU bureaucrat Ursula van der Lyden started the program when she was just a threat to Germany. This year was supposed to see the first ship delivered, that has now been pushed back to 2031 and Germany has had to order from the losing bidder an interim design.

But the F127 will be totes awesome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 11:48 PM (2GVsD)

266 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 03, 2026 11:43 PM (snZF9)

That was the one thing I noticed about early Metallic but then Hetfield decided to get all tatted up.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 11:49 PM (V4IXI)

267
144 A whitetail doe leapt from the foliage to my right and SHE hit my truck in the side.

Had something similar happen in a rental car on a country road in Virginia. A deer jumped out right in front of me and I braked, swerved, somehow managed to avoid hitting it. I came to a stop on the side of the road and hyperventilated for several minutes until I was ready to drive again. Started pulling back onto the road and WHAM another deer slammed into the right side of the car.

Did serious damage to the car, though it still drove. The deer was still alive but not moving much. A nearby farmer put it out of its misery while we waited for the state police to arrive.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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My wife was driving in redwood country (I was in the passenger seat) and hit a female deer. Several
cars were coming uphill in the opposite direction and the deer leapt out from behind the last one. A couple of local guys were in a truck behind us, and one of them cut the deer's throat with a folding knife to finish it. I guess they ate it. Minimal damage, some displaced plastic moulding that rubbed on a front wheel, so I pulled out the plastic and threw it away. Kept driving.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 11:49 PM (VWtfl)

268 I'm a double anomaly, garage full of harleys..no tats. Metal guitar player...no tats. I'm a no tat mofo.
Posted by: Berserker
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Welcome! All are welcome to The Ranks of the Conspicuously Unmarked!

*cheers!*

Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

269 If you count # of wrecked vehicles, I would be 170, totaled would cut me down to 140. My family was amazed that I lived past 25.
Even without that, I score 100, but don't tell my wife.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 03, 2026 11:53 PM (WClkB)

270 Action movie edition
Have you ever:

Been hit by a vehicle
Been hospitalized due to a vehicular accident
Witnessed a mugging / violent assault/ stabbing/ shooting / kidnapping
Been mugged / assaulted /kidnapped
Witnessed a riot / civil uprising / military coup
Been in a stampeding crowd

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 03, 2026 11:54 PM (GhIJO)

271 Never had a pet as an adult. No tattoo. No foreign travel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2026 11:54 PM (52ERr)

272 I save so much time trusting you guys opinions on TV shows and not watching them myself.
Promethius sucks.
And I have no idea what it is.

Posted by: Reforger at April 03, 2026 11:54 PM (SCCU1)

273 Hi everyone, welcome to the weekend. I mentioned this elsewhere but thought I would say it here where it is most relevant.

Moronettes...I don't understand makeup. As far as I'm concerned, y'all look better without it.

In the animal world, it's usually the male that has to dress up and dance.

(Apologies to the cosmetics industry.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 03, 2026 11:55 PM (CHHv1)

274
Evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 03, 2026 11:56 PM (n7rxJ)

275 I guess they ate it.

The Virginia state police officer asked if I wanted to keep the deer. Since I had flown out I asked the farmer and his wife if they wanted it. The cop had the forms and I signed it over to him.

This would have been around 1998 or so. No idea if they still do it that way.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2026 11:56 PM (EXyHK)

276 @270: if each one is worth 10 points I score zero

Posted by: 496 at April 03, 2026 11:56 PM (zs22P)

277
11:58:42 EDT. Artemis hit the halfway point. Artemis is now closer to the Moon than the Erf. I was wondering if it would make if before midnight. It did just barely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 11:59 PM (w6EFb)

278 Howdy, BeckoningChasm!

I gave up on wearing makeup, long time ago. (I've always been a spaz about hairstyles, makeup, nail care...) It's just another expense that I can't justify.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)

279 In my county --don't know if all of Idaho is this way-- if you hit/kill a deer, you may harvest the meat. If you don't want it, the PD has a list of locals who would, and will call until they find someone to take it.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

280
I swear that toilet. They're now talking about a "burnt smell" from the damned thing sometimes.

Mission control is "scratching their heads"...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 12:05 AM (w6EFb)

281 With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A "GUSHER" FOR THE WORLD???
_President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 12:07 AM (DZ9yr)

282 Japan is into tentacles. You can teach your children all about it.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 04, 2026 12:07 AM (lesDH)

283
JQ,

I don't own makeup of any kind. I cut my hair and sometimes it's not good, lol.

I wear a ball cap if I fucked it up.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 12:08 AM (3ek7K)

284 Sorry I'm late, not that anyone missed me. I was listening to music.

My score: 90.

I can do all the stuff in the other test except give up. Altho I came close a few weeks ago from a baby cold. She only weighs 18lbs so you'd think I could handle it. She was fine.

Maybe Japan AND Alberta and Greenland can become states? I love what that lady said about British breakfasts. So cool to bond over steaks.

The UK is a memory in the past as the go full eeslam with King Flappy Ears Wants to be a Tampax in Camilla. I had no idea he was such a weenie to eeslam. Not that I give two hoots about the royal family except the Princess of Wales' clothing and their kids. I guess William, if he's Christian.

Things are better today for me as son & DIL seem to be doing surprisingly well with her miscarriage. Therefore I am doing well today and thankful for prayers from strangers and the care and kindness of friends and family in FL.

My granddaughter (who is insane and barely 5yrs) called me from the Atlanta airport. Had no idea where she was but she likes to talk to me on the phone. About nothing. Which is basically this post.

Blessings to all this Good Friday, and find a church on Sunday. XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:10 AM (WONhk)

285 OMG! why don't all adjustable wrenches work that way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 04, 2026 12:11 AM (n5tGW)

286 If adjustable wrenches would stay adjusted.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:13 AM (52ERr)

287 food in Japan is very good. Both Japanese, and "foreign" (European standards for Euro stuff).
Posted by: rhomboid

It's the inverse of Chinese food. Whereas with Chinese food you're famished an hour after chowing down, with Japanese food you're famished during the hour it takes to perfectly present each part of the meal, admire it, contemplate its essence, and slowly let it become one with your inner spirit.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 04, 2026 12:13 AM (KAi1n)

288 Also...the Marines (or my father) made fun of everyone except the Navy. I think he worked with them from the islands as it is all unclear to me, altho he explained it. He mostly explained how to make a still to ferment stuff.

Then he moved on to making fun of everyone else he met the rest of his life. Including me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:14 AM (WONhk)

289 I hit a deer about 10 years ago in VT at 4 in the morning. A cop was sitting by the side of the road just up the street so he came and dispatched it and called it in. He said I could take it if I wanted it, and if I didn't there were probably enough guys listening to their scanners that it'd be gone before I made it 5 miles. Ironically enough, sunup that day was the first day of deer season.

Posted by: 496 at April 04, 2026 12:14 AM (l/++U)

290 I wear a ball cap if I fucked it up.
Posted by: fourseasons
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Hah! That makes my night! I've *trimmed* my own hair a few times, just to even up the back and get rid of split ends. Getting ready to try the sides..

My former hairguy retired a few years ago & and I'm afraid, very afraid, of having to pay for so many shitty haircuts before finding another good one.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

291 When I was in college (about the last time I was around many females) I always noted how much prettier said females looked without face paint. They were kind of "sure, thanks, whatever."

I understand, like tattoos, it's a choice I have no quarrel with, I just prefer without.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2026 12:15 AM (CHHv1)

292 Moronettes...I don't understand makeup. As far as I'm concerned, y'all look better without it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 03, 2026 11:55 PM (CHHv1)

Having seen many of the ettes, yeah many are natural beauties and wouldn't need much, but when you got that good of a canvas a little bit of makeup pushes them in a whole 'nuther league. The ettes look great because they're not leftists. There's no ugly evil bubbling up to the surface.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)

293 Florida man looks a bit jacked up on meth. Or inbred. Maybe both. Disturbing.

I wonder what the alligators thought afterwards. Where were their friends in all this? I have too many questions and it is late.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:16 AM (WONhk)

294 90/100

I'm not a canvas

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 04, 2026 12:16 AM (jrgJz)

295 I only got 80 out of Harry's list, because I can't justify "reconsidered" as "stopped a crime".

Posted by: buddhaha at April 04, 2026 12:17 AM (WClkB)

296 The ettes look great because they're not leftists. There's no ugly evil bubbling up to the surface.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)

I may grow very, very old and still wear mascara. When you have great lashes you wear mascara. I dunno, but it's my favorite make up. If the house was on fire I'd probably put some on quickly and find the crown jewels and flee.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:19 AM (WONhk)

297 Would foiling a hit and run on a parked vehicle count?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 12:20 AM (52ERr)

298 vmom.

I win in all those categories.

Never would think that to look at me, I'm justa geek whose been on the edge of things for a while. The risks you take trying to live a decent life.

Posted by: pawn at April 04, 2026 12:23 AM (jstR0)

299 Tattoos have their uses. If you take your car to an unfamiliar garage and the guy's covered with tats, he probably knows his stuff really well and is going to treat you fairly.

I mean, I get it. And I wouldn't, as the saying goes, kick her out of bed for having one. It's a personal preference and while I don't share such preferences, they probably don't share mine.

(Points to four shelf media case filled with DVDs I have not watched.)

*cough*

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2026 12:23 AM (CHHv1)

300 85/100

No tat. Vehicle not wrecked.

Double decker bus rammed me (I was parked) and the bus driver launched out of the bus screaming " it was your fault ," and just a moment later a San Francisco transit authority official walked up to us and said "I saw the whole thing."

The bus driver said not a word, tucked his head, and climbed back into the bus. The bus hit me thusly /--- he was turning right and I was parked ---

Posted by: Magnum PI at April 04, 2026 12:32 AM (CpTFW)

301 I may grow very, very old and still wear mascara.

Nothing, as I've said, wrong with that. But when aliens attack and society crashes and normal life is way disrupted and you can't get mascara any more, don't be surprised when your significant other looks at you and says "You know, you haven't worn mascara for some time now, and you know what? You're beautiful."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2026 12:33 AM (CHHv1)

302 Finally, an accurate photo of flat Earth that puts all this "sphere" nonsense to rest.
Posted by: Sharkman


As I noted last night, the earth is flat - on all six sides.
https://bit.ly/bizarro-world

Posted by: mindful webworker - love makes the world go cubed at April 04, 2026 12:34 AM (/Hr+0)

303 OMG, that Shatner clip! Reminds me of this famous bit among filk singers:

He who sings prays twice. -- St. Augustine

St. Augustine never heard William Shatner sing “Rocket Man.” -- Jane Mailander

LOL! Also see Nimoy, Leonard: Mister Spock's Music From Outer Space.

Poster children for "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

Posted by: tankascribe at April 04, 2026 12:34 AM (NtoJk)

304 Sock off.

Posted by: 13times at April 04, 2026 12:35 AM (CpTFW)

305 Scored a 90 (or 80 for owning a pet, only had pets as a child so they were technically my parents' pets). No tattoos and don't plan on getting any ever.

That wrench is neat.

Posted by: farquad at April 04, 2026 12:35 AM (CFMhl)

306 The Artemis II toilet is so loud, the crew must wear ear protection while availing of the lavatorial facilities.

Posted by: pawn at April 04, 2026 12:36 AM (jstR0)

307 That fanny pack holster position is not something I'd use (my gut's too big), but look up IWB (inside waistband) "appendix carry". Lots of people carry that way.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 04, 2026 12:39 AM (WClkB)

308 I think the true test should read the most rare accident you've had where you had to seek medical help.

I got a 2nd degree burn on the tip of my nose from a wooden spoon. Smelling roux to see if it burned. Making gumbo for Super Bowl Sunday when the boys were small and witnessed this. Mama put her not very large nose in a glass of cold water and paged their father who was at Blockbuster renting a video.

The urgent care doc, who knew me, asked if I was freebasing cocaine like Richard Prior.

Silvadene to nose for a week. No scar. Which led to a lot of questions at work (newborn nursery/Destin questions). And explaining roux. I almost got a placard to wear I got so tired of explaining.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:40 AM (WONhk)

309 90 out of 100 because I don't have a tattoo.
- - - - - - -

Ballpoint pen. If you don't like your art work, it'll eventually wash off. Also great for foreplay, you can draw on each other... ;-)

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at April 04, 2026 12:40 AM (sIAVO)

310 Thats a very cool adjustable wrench. The only thing that sucks is it would never fit into a lot of places. You need a lot of room around it, and you're better off not being a hack and using the right size box wrench or socket anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 12:40 AM (snZF9)

311 "You know, you haven't worn mascara for some time now, and you know what? You're beautiful."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2026 12:33 AM (CHHv1)

He already says that because the wearing of mascara is a public event. His test, from comments watching tv, is how any women would look if they did not wear make up the next morning. I passed this test in my prime and didn't know it was a test.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:43 AM (WONhk)

312 Weird Dave, wonderful ONT!

Scored 8 out of 10. Never wrecked a car nor gotten a tattoo. Hate needles and anyway, my taste has changed so much over the years anything I got would be an absolute embarrassment 15 years later. Stupidest thing I've ever seen is an 82-year-old lady in my painting class who has eyeliner tattooed on; she dyes her hair but isn't fooling anybody.

Posted by: tankascribe at April 04, 2026 12:44 AM (NtoJk)

313 I hit a deer when I was driving the RV in the Ouachita Mountains in Arkansas a few years back. The road was crowned, and it jumped out in front of me very low to the road and I hit it with the bumper. No damage excel for the dent in the bumper and a cracked headlight cover. Stopped at the next car wash to hose its guts off of the radiator and the side of the RV.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 04, 2026 12:45 AM (peAyU)

314 Hey guys,

We have a launch in about 30 minutes.

ULA - Atlas V551 - Amazon Leo (LA-05)
SLC-41 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 4, 2026
Launch Time: 1:45 a.m. EDT (0545 UTC, 07:45 CEST)

https://youtu.be/6MFoj6I4dUA

Posted by: Joyenz at April 04, 2026 12:45 AM (2F0/Y)

315 Silvadene to nose for a week. No scar. Which led to a lot of questions at work (newborn nursery/Destin questions). And explaining roux. I almost got a placard to wear I got so tired of explaining.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:40 AM (WONhk)


The easy lie is "I missed with the car cigarette lighter"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 12:46 AM (rbvCR)

316 I'm afraid I didn't score as well on Harry Vandenburg's list.
✔️Been arrested - summer after high school, charges dropped
✔️Broke a bone - both little toes, also cracked ribs
❌Jumped from a bridge
❌Driven over 120mph - close, once, but not quite
❌Rode a bull
❌Climbed a mountain - hiked up a big hill, and lived
✔️Rode First Class - 'way back when it was classy
✨Had a threesome - I plead the 5th
❌Won top prize in any raffle*
❌Stopped a crime

*Won first prize at the county fair for my gourd. It was the only entry in the category, though, so…

Posted by: mindful webworker - never divorced at April 04, 2026 12:47 AM (/Hr+0)

317 Trump breath still stinks likes a deed skuunk!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 04, 2026 12:49 AM (nZNS1)

318 Well I got a text before that I really wish I didn't get. Just last night late on the ONT we we're talking about oak floors and I mentioned I had a friend who was a great floor refinisher who did my floors a few times. When I first moved into the last house, and 30 years later when I listed it. I got 30 years out of his floor finish. I found out he died today. Lung cancer. I knew he wasn't feeling good, and had a mild heart attack not long ago, but I didn't know this. What a mess. He was helping care for his wife who had brain cancer some years ago, and somehow they over radiated her brain and killed a lot of it and she was never right after that. She is in a nursing home now, and Mrs b would visit her a few times a month over the last year. Fucking cancer...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 12:51 AM (snZF9)

319 Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2026 12:52 AM (0nHVk)

320 307 The Artemis II toilet is so loud, the crew must wear ear protection while availing of the lavatorial facilities.

Posted by: pawn at April 04, 2026 12:36 AM (jstR0)
-------
So that's why "In space, no one can hear you scream."

Posted by: 496 at April 04, 2026 12:53 AM (FN3wE)

321
6 easy exercises that anyone can do


There ought to have been a seventh exercise --
can you stop the bed spins while lying down on your back by merely putting a foot on the floor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2026 12:57 AM (xG4kz)

322 >>Well I got a text before that I really wish I didn't get.

Very sorry.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2026 01:00 AM (viF8m)

323
We never heard about a malfunctioning space toilet on e.g. the Shuttle. But it's getting lots of publicity on the Artemis mission. Did they forget how to make them, or was control of publicity stronger back then?

The stupid toilet is the star of the mission.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2026 01:00 AM (VWtfl)

324 my taste has changed so much over the years anything I got would be an absolute embarrassment 15 years later

Dude, I have a brand I did when I was 21 and very drunk . Cry me a river.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 04, 2026 01:04 AM (peAyU)

325 1st class is the only way to go. If the plane crashes at least I died in style

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 04, 2026 01:04 AM (jrgJz)

326 Evening, WD and ONT Horde. At my sister's home in Vancouver, BC tonight. Place is mostly unrecognizable from when I used to live here, or even since I last visited.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 01:07 AM (I7pZ1)

327 Looks like I've got one more comment in me for tonight. "Let's make it a good one."
============
Crucifixion Friday: When I was pretty young, and became aware of anti-Jewish people, especially the 'Jews killed Jesus' folks, I thought it was really strange. Obviously, Jesus was a Jew and taught, primarily, as a Jew. He wept for Jerusalem! The apostles were Jews. Yes, creepy Jews conspired for his death, but that was the Deep State of the day. I never had any reason to think of it otherwise.
============
Annual self-plugola: Linked in my nic, a mindful comic webwork from 2013. Jerusalem Report: Deep state media reporting, and misreporting, on events one amazing week in Jerusalem.
============
This seems appropriate for tonight's closer:
https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pandemonium! at April 04, 2026 01:07 AM (/Hr+0)

328 1st class is the only way to go. If the plane crashes at least I died in style

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 04, 2026 01:04 AM (jrgJz)

The very first time I flew in first class I was coming home from florida, and after an all night party. I remember a great breakfast, and thats all I remember. I passed out for the whole flight.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 01:08 AM (snZF9)

329 I'm with the Perfessor - 80, never wrecked a car and never getting a tattoo
Posted by: The Neon Madman at April 03, 2026 10:18 PM (yNfcm)

I guess I am at 90. No tats, but have had some vehicle wrecks, but no totals, no injuries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 01:11 AM (I7pZ1)

330 We never heard about a malfunctioning space toilet on e.g. the Shuttle. But it's getting lots of publicity on the Artemis mission. Did they forget how to make them, or was control of publicity stronger back then?

The stupid toilet is the star of the mission.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2026 01:00 AM (VWtfl)

After covid nobody knows how to make jack shit anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 01:11 AM (snZF9)

331 331 We never heard about a malfunctioning space toilet on e.g. the Shuttle. But it's getting lots of publicity on the Artemis mission. Did they forget how to make them, or was control of publicity stronger back then?

The stupid toilet is the star of the mission.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2026 01:00 AM (VWtfl)

After covid nobody knows how to make jack shit anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 01:11 AM (snZF9)

"....nobody knows how to make jack shit anymore."

Isn't there something you can give him for that?

I'll show myself out.......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 04, 2026 01:14 AM (QGaXH)

332 The screw chart is missing the new BMW screws.

Talk about assholes, BMW takes it to a whole new level.
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 03, 2026 10:41 PM (3sXRv)

Square socket screws are Robertson (a Canuck invention, btw), and the "six-lobe" are Torx. It's real hard to get top-quality Robertson screws and driver bits anymore, and lesser ones are bad for camming out. Torx have supplanted them as the best choice for high-torque driving.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 01:19 AM (I7pZ1)

333 >> We never heard about a malfunctioning space toilet on e.g. the Shuttle.

Oh, they've had many space toilet problems. They've been evolving since Skylab, and no telling how much money has been spent trying to perfect it.

If interested, you can find a lot of stuff on the space toilet woes from the Shuttle on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 01:22 AM (w6EFb)

334
Apparently, this Orion space toilet costs $23M.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 01:25 AM (w6EFb)

335 No tattoo. 90/100

Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 01:31 AM (Vb3xW)

336 Double decker bus rammed me (I was parked) and the bus driver launched out of the bus screaming " it was your fault ," and just a moment later a San Francisco transit authority official walked up to us and said "I saw the whole thing."

The bus driver said not a word, tucked his head, and climbed back into the bus. The bus hit me thusly /--- he was turning right and I was parked ---

Posted by: Magnum PI at April 04, 2026 12:32 AM (CpTFW)


Bound to happen when there is no driver on the top.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 01:34 AM (I7pZ1)

337
An example. On the first flight of space shuttle Discovery in 1984, they had some malfunction with the waste water dumping system. The discharge port developed a 2' long pee-cicle of frozen urine sticking off out, which threatened the operation of the payload bay doors. They had to break it off and rotate the attitude to try to get enough sunlight on it to increase sublimation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 01:36 AM (w6EFb)

338 Sorry about your friend Beserker. One of the difficult parts of growing old. May your memories be sweet ones. Phuck cancer.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at April 04, 2026 01:37 AM (0CEhJ)

339 Can you smell in 0 g?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 01:37 AM (52ERr)

340 What a mess. He was helping care for his wife who had brain cancer some years ago, and somehow they over radiated her brain and killed a lot of it and she was never right after that. She is in a nursing home now, and Mrs b would visit her a few times a month over the last year. Fucking cancer...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 12:51 AM (snZF9)

Condolences, Berserker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 01:38 AM (I7pZ1)

341 Apparently, this Orion space toilet costs $23M.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 01:25 AM (w6EFb)

Do you have any idea how much we had to invest in hookers and blow to get a government space toilet contract?

Posted by: Big Toilet, Spaceship Division at April 04, 2026 01:40 AM (gTyJl)

342 I got 90. 100 if I can count a brand as a tattoo.
Posted by: WeirdDave


I think that's 95. Brands are more intense than tattoos.

I get 80/100. No tattoos, no horseback riding.

If "temporary tattoo" toys from the 80s/90s count, then 90/100.

If carousel horses count, then 100/100.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 01:43 AM (VHUov)

343 Did the Millenium Falcon have a toilet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 01:43 AM (52ERr)

344 Sorry to hear about your friend, Bers.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)

345 Southern Oklahoma is a continent now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2026 01:44 AM (52ERr)

346 my taste has changed so much over the years anything I got would be an absolute embarrassment 15 years later.
Posted by: tankascribe


That's my view on tattoos. Have you ever seen a bumper sticker, or message t-shirt, or meme, or whatever, that was SO COOL that you say "yeah, I want to broadcast THAT MESSAGE every day for the rest of my life. And on my corpse after I die."

.....me neither.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 01:47 AM (VHUov)

347 I think that's 95. Brands are more intense than tattoos.

I can't math this late at night. 105.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 01:48 AM (VHUov)

348 Tats were all the rage among my peers, about 20 years ago.

"So, JQ, when are *you* going to get one?" and "What tattoo do *you* want to get?"

Me:

"I can't think of *any* design that I'd like to have to have PERMANENTLY EMBLAZONED UPON MY FLESH, thank you very much..."

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)

349 Went with my brother in law to walk the dog in Jericho Beach Park in Vancouver. Place is overrun with black rabbits. And there is a small stand, maybe 3 or 4 trees, of California Redwood trees; must have been planted there a century ago, as they are pretty large trees now, though not the size of their kin in Cali. I never knew they were there until today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 01:55 AM (I7pZ1)

350 Get in shape

The anime character in the meme is Neco-Arc, from the various Nasuverse stories (Tsukihime, Fate, Carnival Phantasm, etc.)

Posted by: the more you know! at April 04, 2026 01:56 AM (VHUov)

351 While working at the CPO Mess, I learned a lot about tattoos.

The guys would show me theirs, and tell all about when and where they got 'em... many were just blue/black- or greenish- blurs, some so badly that they had to *tell me* what they originally depicted. Sad.

Old tattoos.. looked messy and unattractive after 20 or 30 years. Another reason to not waste my money on one.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)

352 I got a 2nd degree burn on the tip of my nose from a wooden spoon. Smelling roux to see if it burned. Making gumbo
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Yowch!

I got 2nd-degree (blistered) burns on my hand when I splashed some while stirring it. Learned why it's called "cajun napalm."

I wear kitchen gloves when I make it, now.

Posted by: mikeski was not part of the recipe at April 04, 2026 02:00 AM (VHUov)

353 Old tattoos.. looked messy and unattractive after 20 or 30 years. Another reason to not waste my money on one.
Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)

There is an off-color joke about a tattoo that reads "small".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 02:04 AM (I7pZ1)

354 in the UK, vomit after a hangover is considered the best breakfast

The Japanese and the Brits do share one part of the breakfast: the green salad. Not sure any part of the USA does that on the regular.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 02:05 AM (VHUov)

355 > 4 Shatner's horrible, wonderful cover or Rocketman lives forever in my head. Forever.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:03 PM (xcxpd)

Listen to his cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".

That will drive Rocketman right out, guaranteed.

I'm not saying it'll be *better*, you understand...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 04, 2026 02:11 AM (qpyNK)

356 There is an off-color joke about a tattoo that reads "small".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Heh.

There was one young punk at the old job-- had a tat of 5 kanji characters & claimed that it "spelled [his] name" (5-letter first name) and I LOL'd at him. He *insisted* that it was his name. Pointed to each one in turn, as he spoke the letters.

Well, I can't read kanji, but I'm damned certain those characters DID NOT have anything at all to do with.. his first name.

"That's not how it works" I tried to tell him. Nope. He wasn't having any of it. Oh, well. Wonder what it *really* said? Bet it's hilarious!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

357 Well, 11:15 PM here. I am sleeping in the garage, heh. It is fixed up as an office, with heat, and it has a hide-a-bed. Quite cozy, actually.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 02:17 AM (I7pZ1)

358 'Night, AOP. Happy travels!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)

359 A real Florida Man doesn't tranquilize the alligators first.

Posted by: MartynWW at April 04, 2026 02:26 AM (M9zxq)

360 The company that built its entire brand on AI safety accidentally shipped 512,000 lines of source code in a public npm package. And now the open-source version is more popular than the original.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 03, 2026 11:01 PM (DZ9yr)

Humans trained on AI slop turned out better than AI slop replacement has to be the most 2026 thing ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 04, 2026 02:31 AM (dK+Kv)

361 It's a quarter to three

Ain't no one in the place

Except you and me

So set 'em up Joe

I've got a little story

Posted by: Miklos was banned by the dildo again at April 04, 2026 02:47 AM (MABMQ)

362 I'm not Joe, but...

*sets up a couple dranks*

...let's hear ya story!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 02:49 AM (rdVOm)

363 I guess my randomly assigned ISP stuff got me past the dildo

Pretty cool hash

Babaloo

Babaloo

BA-BA-LOO

Posted by: Ricky Miklos-Ricardo at April 04, 2026 02:51 AM (MABMQ)

364 ...let's hear ya story!
Posted by: JQ

I went to this weight loss consultant with Darleen...

Posted by: Miklos, survivor at April 04, 2026 02:53 AM (MABMQ)

365 if i did raimondo on tap i would be banned again

Posted by: not raimondo on tap at April 04, 2026 02:55 AM (MABMQ)

366 I went to this weight loss consultant with Darleen...
Posted by: Miklos, survivor
****

If you're going to tell horror stories this late at night, have some consideration for the people still awake. 😬

Posted by: clarence at April 04, 2026 02:56 AM (R9n3z)

367 Well, I can't read kanji, but I'm damned certain those characters DID NOT have anything at all to do with.. his first name.

"That's not how it works" I tried to tell him. Nope. He wasn't having any of it. Oh, well. Wonder what it *really* said? Bet it's hilarious!
Posted by: JQ


There's an old site called "hanzismatter" that tried to "decode" various poor uses of kanji/hanzi/etc.

It got to the point where half of the posts were about that sort of tattoo. The guys that ran the site found the "translation" tattoo manual somewhere.

They're not all complete kanji (D and T, at minimum, are not), some tattoo artists got a mirror___ copy of the "translation," and, as you said, none of them are pronounced the way English letters are.

https://is.gd/zJHTjT

.....is the hanzismatter blogspot.com post about it, from 2006.

The best post on the site is probably the "translations" of some Royal Caribbean menu items.

"Chicken and mushroom tarts," in Chinese as "timid and rapidly-grown prostitutes." There are definitions of "chicken," "mushroom," and "tart" that mean those things, but.....

The comments say that the German, etc translations were just as bad.

https://is.gd/1Dd45W

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 02:57 AM (VHUov)

368 Oh, Miklos... smh...

Ignore the 'dodo, it's not worth your trouble.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)

369 Did the Millenium Falcon have a toilet?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Never thought about it

Posted by: A Plymouth Satellite, faster than the speed of light at April 04, 2026 02:58 AM (MABMQ)

370 If you're going to tell horror stories this late at night, have some consideration for the people still awake. 😬
Posted by: clarence

no pics

rules

Posted by: Modest, shy and retiring bruised up Miklos at April 04, 2026 02:59 AM (MABMQ)

371 Ignore the 'dodo, it's not worth your trouble.
Posted by: JQ

Senora has truth

I now forget troll guns

Now only BONGO and CONGA

maybe some mojito

Posted by: El Miklosero de Cuba Libre at April 04, 2026 03:03 AM (MABMQ)

372 NSFW. Really NSFW.

Any discussion of silly tattoos needs Stephen Lynch's "Tattoo" song.

https://youtu.be/hFSbYE5IWzw

Did I mention it's NSFW?

Posted by: mikeski reminds you it's NSFW at April 04, 2026 03:04 AM (VHUov)

373 367 ...let's hear ya story!
Posted by: JQ

I went to this weight loss consultant with Darleen...
Posted by: Miklos, survivor at April 04, 2026 02:53 A

... Because we heard of his miraculous machine...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 03:06 AM (ZFOhy)

374 Hahaha, I will go to bed laughing!

Good night, horde. You're the *best*

<3

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

375 The comments say that the German, etc translations were just as bad.

https://is.gd/1Dd45W
Posted by: mikeski

I was paid, in part at one time because of knowledge of languages.

Then, No- machine translation, human not required.

Now human required because machine make mistake.

For a fee, amigos, mes amis, guten freunden, barataim, chloviek, tavarishi etc

Posted by: It's all Greek to Miklosopoulos at April 04, 2026 03:10 AM (MABMQ)

376 Because we heard of his miraculous machine...
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Miraculous?

Darleen thinks I get it done

Small miracles with large challenges

Posted by: Miklos is developing lower back issues at April 04, 2026 03:14 AM (MABMQ)

377 Only scored an 80 on the quiz.
Never wrecked a car, nor do I have any intention of getting a tattoo.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 10:04

I scored a 90, wrecked a car but never had a tatoo.

BTW Happy Easter ya'll.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 04, 2026 03:15 AM (55Qr6)

378 Say goodnight, Dixie

*Dixie just looks at me*

Smart dog

Unlike some, knows when to stay quiet

Posted by: Somnabulent Miklos at April 04, 2026 03:17 AM (MABMQ)

379 Only scored an 80 on the quiz.
Never wrecked a car, nor do I have any intention of getting a tattoo.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 10:04

I scored a 90, wrecked a car but never had a tatoo.

BTW Happy Easter ya'll.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own

That is pretty good, because First Prize is a tattoo and a wrecked car

Posted by: East German Judge Miklaus at April 04, 2026 03:19 AM (MABMQ)

380 That is pretty good, because First Prize is a tattoo and a wrecked car
Posted by: East German Judge Miklaus at April 04, 2026 03:19

OMG an East German judge! Are you on steroids?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 04, 2026 03:22 AM (55Qr6)

381 OMG an East German judge! Are you on steroids?
Posted by: Farmer

Trabanteroids

Posted by: East German Judge Miklaus at April 04, 2026 03:28 AM (MABMQ)

382 76 367 ...let's hear ya story!
Posted by: JQ

I went to this weight loss consultant with Darleen...
Posted by: Miklos, survivor at April 04, 2026 02:53 A

... Because we heard of his miraculous machine...

...Darlene thought I did it ...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 03:31 AM (7cpPc)

383 If I went to bed on time it would almost time to get up

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:39 AM (Ia/+0)

384 385 76 367 ...let's hear ya story!
Posted by: JQ

I went to this weight loss consultant with Darleen...
Posted by: Miklos, survivor at April 04, 2026 02:53 A

... Because we heard of his miraculous machine...

...Darlene thought I did it ...

...'Twas a secret (I hid it)...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 03:43 AM (1SgbD)

385 I wish I knew what those two ladies on the couch were laughing about

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 03:51 AM (e1HT8)

386 Watch it with the sound on, it's funny. The dog grumbled about something, "Rourourou," the woman on the right says "Come in here and say that to my face!" -- and he did. Came in, grumped "Rourou!" to her face, and left.

Posted by: SciVo at April 04, 2026 03:58 AM (Sy6m/)

387 384 385 76 367 ...let's hear ya story!
Posted by: JQ

I went to this weight loss consultant with Darleen...
Posted by: Miklos, survivor at April 04, 2026 02:53 A

... Because we heard of his miraculous machine...

...Darlene thought I did it ...

...'Twas a secret (I hid it)...

...And it left us both skinny and clean.



(Just having fun, harmless, I gope)

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 03:59 AM (e1HT8)

388 pixy up

Posted by: clarence at April 04, 2026 04:01 AM (R9n3z)

389 gope >> hope

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:01 AM (3y5S4)

390 Thanks I get it now

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:01 AM (3y5S4)

391 Went with my brother in law to walk the dog in Jericho Beach Park in Vancouver. Place is overrun with black rabbits. And there is a small stand, maybe 3 or 4 trees, of California Redwood trees; must have been planted there a century ago, as they are pretty large trees now, though not the size of their kin in Cali. I never knew they were there until today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I have no direct knowledge about Sequoia Sempervirens (the Redwoods up on the coast (Redwood National Park). They're the tall ones (over 350'). However, I planted a Sequoia Giganteum in Oregon and it reached over 60' tall, with over 6' diameter base in 35 years.
They are extremely fast growing trees. They are the trees in Yosemite and Sequoia National Park. They don't get as tall as the S. version (only ~200'), but they are much larger in volume, and much longer lived, up to 3200 years. The S. trees only(!) live about 1200 years.
At a century, I'd expect them to be in the 130' range.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 04, 2026 04:18 AM (WClkB)

392 JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:01


hope you missed the tornados like we did. Yesterday one hit 2 miles north of us in Lee Co.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 04, 2026 04:46 AM (55Qr6)

393 JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 04:01


hope you missed the tornados like we did. Yesterday one hit 2 miles north of us in Lee Co.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 04, 2026 04:46 AM (55Qr6)

-----

You're probably gone, but i'm in Kankakee county.
Probably ninety miles south east of you. a tornado came through this county three weeks ago. Hailstorm totaled roofs in a town seven mile south of me, and a twister in kankakee leveled homes

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 05:29 AM (7cpPc)

394 Two miles is too close for comfort!!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 04, 2026 05:30 AM (hEUiL)

395 Apparently, this Orion space toilet costs $23M.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 01:25 AM (w6EFb)

And worth every penny!!

Posted by: Howard Wolowitz Eng MIT at April 04, 2026 07:30 AM (5xuJ/)

396 90/100

Posted by: Burton M at April 04, 2026 08:16 AM (TCXst)

397 If Tiger Woods was in the NFL or MLB would he be suspended by the league ??

Posted by: More Pillage Bigger Idiot at April 04, 2026 05:34 PM (3dDjo)

Good Friday Cafe

bunnywithaflowerhat.jpg


Sometimes you just want to lay down with a couple hundred chicks.

Someone cross-bred sheep with bunnies. Well not really but they have big bunny ears. Video of the bunny sheep.

Sheep rollin' down the street.

Dog protects a lost lamb.

Big bunny.

This is probably totally fake, but, whatever.

This one is admitted AI. But it's cute, and the guy admitted it was AI instead of trying to trick people, so I'll post it.

Bunny moves in for a kiss.

Cute: An owl was brooding over lifeless eggs so some humans pulled a switcheroo, replacing the dead eggs with live orphaned chicks. The owl is very happy.

Baby bunny shoplifts at Home Depot.

A sheepdog nips at a mother sheep when she tries to reject her lamb. How do dogs know to do this?

Driver stops his car to allow a mother sheep to finish feeding her lambs.

A senior dog used as a breeder all its life is rescued and is given its first toy.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM




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1 Have a good weekend Ace.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 07:19 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 07:19 PM (ExV1e)

3 Kowabunga!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 03, 2026 07:20 PM (YlWIZ)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Hmm maybe breeder dog was sad because you took him away from all the bitches he was banging...

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2026 07:21 PM (YwEeS)

6 One chick is enough for me.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 03, 2026 07:22 PM (qFwJc)

7 Sheep waddle down the street

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Ὁ θεός, ἱλάσθητί μοι τῷ ἁμαρτωλῷ.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

9 I'm amused by the two sheep that came in late, then kept trying to find a shortcut. They were out back smoking a J when the herd formed.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 07:24 PM (gtcuf)

10 That last sheep better enjoy it because by the look of his wool he's going to be walking around naked real soon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

11 I'm having a taste of Drambuie mt neighbor gave me for Christmas a couple years ago. It reminds me of novacaine.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2026 07:29 PM (LHPAg)

12 Sheep are a liquid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 07:29 PM (v+hVC)

13 Still working on DH to get a couple of mini-sheeps. So far, he's a no, but once the grass starts to grow....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 03, 2026 07:29 PM (DwqWV)

14 Drambuie on ice - that's nice.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 07:30 PM (gtcuf)

15 Congratulations, everyone! Last night's Café did not contain a single instance of the mephitic 'p' word!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

16 >>>Video of the bunny sheep.

lol at the background music.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2026 07:31 PM (8mulE)

17 A sheepdog nips at a mother sheep when she tries to reject her lamb. How do dogs know to do this?

You got me but it's amazing how much these herding dogs know what to do naturally.

I loved the overhead herding video, too.

Working dogs love their jobs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

18 Drambuie on ice - that's nice.
Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026


***
As much of a drinker as I once was, and as much as I liked Scotch, I found Drambuie to taste like sweetened gasoline. (Or the way I imagine sweetened gasoline would taste)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 07:37 PM (wzUl9)

19 Can only imagine work dogs have a sense of pride doing their job

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

20 Watching Matt Walsh's "Real History of the American Indians" documentary but I'm going to have to pause and watch the rest after dinner. Whole lot of blood, guts and gore in it. The documentary, not my dinner.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 07:37 PM (gtcuf)

21 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 07:37 PM (wzUl9)

I don't think I've ever drank it. I just remember that tagline from the old commercials.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 07:38 PM (gtcuf)

22 As much of a drinker as I once was, and as much as I liked Scotch, I found Drambuie to taste like sweetened gasoline. (Or the way I imagine sweetened gasoline would taste)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Heh. Try slivovitz.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 07:40 PM (A5RD0)

23 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 07:40 PM (SRRAx)

24 When Artemis swings around the Moon, they should claim to find the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)

25 As much of a drinker as I once was, and as much as I liked Scotch, I found Drambuie to taste like sweetened gasoline. (Or the way I imagine sweetened gasoline would taste)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 07:37 PM (wzUl9)

I've never had Scotch but I still haven't figured out the attraction to Jägermeister.
It tastes like licorice cough syrup with the potential to give you a 24 hour headache the next day.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 07:44 PM (6ydKt)

26 8. Posted by: gKWVE

🙏

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 07:46 PM (NFX2v)

27 To let you know the imbecility of some of the current residents of our lovely neighborhood (which wasn't always populated with these folks), I read on Facebook this morning of a person who was quite upset that someone had cut down the tree across the street from their house.

Okay, it happens sometimes - we have a lot of big old trees in our neighborhood. I hate that some of them get razed, but sometimes there are good reasons for it.

THIS dingbat, though, was so upset by the loss of this tree that THEY TOOK TO THEIR BED AND CRIED ABOUT IT ALL MORNING.

Nobody called this delicate flower out for being a waste of space, either. Or told them to pull up their big girl panties and deal with it.

And these people think that I am the crazy one because I don't support Democrats....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

28 First dance my Daddy taught me:

https://youtu.be/28Ao4NL5ai0

Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2026 07:49 PM (rdVOm)

29
Looks like Artemis is around the half-way point to the mean lunar distance, about 123,000 miles from earth, and it's moving just under 1 mile per second, 3300 mph.

Current distance to the Moon to Artemis is 145,000 miles. They are aiming of course for where the Moon will be when they get to that orbital distance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

30 Oh. Those kind of bunnies.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

31
25

I've never had Scotch but I still haven't figured out the attraction to Jägermeister.
It tastes like licorice cough syrup with the potential to give you a 24 hour headache the next day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 07:44 PM

--------

I read that it was some niche product originally sold as an aperitif, that was promoted for other purposes by a sustained marketing campaign. It's as if young people were convinced that it's stylish to drink Listerine.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (azNOR)

32 Scotch plus Drambuie makes a Rusty Nail, which is what they feel like coming up if you have too many of them.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (gTyJl)

33 >>> As much of a drinker as I once was, and as much as I liked Scotch, I found Drambuie to taste like sweetened gasoline. (Or the way I imagine sweetened gasoline would taste)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 07:37 PM (wzUl9)


My wife got a gift set of little airplane sized alcohol samplers in one of those horrid family Christmas gift games where people steal each others gifts. She gave the set to me. I had never tried drambuie before that and had the same reaction as you when I did. I like scotch but I'm not sure what that crap was.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (3uBP9)

34 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

Two very huge, very old trees were cut down on my street the past few weeks. A blue spruce and a cottonwood. Both were half-dead and both species have fragile limbs that can come down on houses or cars, or people.

I hated to see them go, but I get it.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 07:54 PM (gtcuf)

35 I remember that I cried a lot when a tree that I saw a lot and had climbed was cut down for no good reason. My only defense is that I was 6 years old at the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2026 07:56 PM (pFJNq)

36 Yeah - several years ago, a huge tree limb fell on top of the car of some lady who was picking up her granddaughter from school one afternoon.

It was only by the grace of God that grandma wasn't in the car at the time - if she had been, she'd have been a goner.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 07:59 PM (SRRAx)

37 I read that it was some niche product originally sold as an aperitif, that was promoted for other purposes by a sustained marketing campaign. It's as if young people were convinced that it's stylish to drink Listerine.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (azNOR)

I drank it a few times in my mid-90s prime barhopping years.
Made the mistake of mixing the shots with multiple beers.

The last time I had any it took two days for the headache to go away. I said never again, and I haven't.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 08:01 PM (6ydKt)

38 Sometimes you feel like a duck.

https://tinyurl.com/y6n3m3bs

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)

39
I found Drambuie to taste like sweetened gasoline.

At least it's better than diet gasoline.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)

40 The two most tasty alcohols I've ever had, basically desserts in a bottle, were a cream liquor from a tiny Japanese owned Scotland distillery named Tomatin and knob creek smoked maple bourbon.


Both were extremely smooth and a nice after dinner treat. Not really for everyday. I think you can still get the knob creek but Tomatin has never made the cream liquor again I don't think.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 08:02 PM (3uBP9)

41 Drambuie

Wasn't that the bar in Airplane!?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 08:03 PM (2GVsD)

42
The Artemis crew is now about to start the CPR test. They're going to film it, but I don't think we'll see it live.

This is testing procedures in case a crew member has a heart attack or stops breathing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

43 Fat Electrician just put out a decent video on the history of Jaeger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:04 PM (v+hVC)

44 This is testing procedures in case a crew member has a heart attack or stops breathing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

One compression, chase them across the cabin, two compressions, chase them across the cabin...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:05 PM (v+hVC)

45 Has Presdent Obana make any steakment on Trump lettering the airplanes that's gots shoot down yet ??

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 03, 2026 08:05 PM (nZNS1)

46 They going to test the CPR on Otto Pilot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

47
Ahhhhhh...... new thread smell.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2026 08:07 PM (y9nCu)

48 After the sun goes down Mary knocks back a couple more and has her say before passing out.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

49 >>> Two very huge, very old trees were cut down on my street the past few weeks. A blue spruce and a cottonwood. Both were half-dead and both species have fragile limbs that can come down on houses or cars, or people.

I hated to see them go, but I get it.
Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 07:54 PM (gtcuf)


I had a big old classic oak tree on my street, actually in my next door neighbor's yard that had a branch fall on a power line. The city put the tree on trial to access the damage it caused to their infrastructure and ruled it was sentenced to death. The city came out and nailed a notice on it that detailed the whole thing to everyone. Then they came out, cut it down then ground the stump. It was a nice looking tree and one of the main shades on our house. They replaced it with a two foot tall twig that I'm sure will look great in a hundred years.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 08:08 PM (3uBP9)

50 Lurkosis - That weird, lonely feeling when you haven't left a comment the whole day, but still have nothing to contribute anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - you may be suffering from lurkosis Moronia and not even know it at April 03, 2026 08:09 PM (/Hr+0)

51 Spent the Holy Hours, noon to three, walking daughter 1 through doing her own family taxes on Turbo Tax, my time as family tax preparer is ending.
If God is really pissed at me for this when my time comes, I'm totally throwing #1 under the bus, she picked the time.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 03, 2026 08:10 PM (sl73Y)

52 If God is really pissed at me for this when my time comes, I'm totally throwing #1 under the bus, she picked the time.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 03, 2026 08:10 PM (sl73Y)

"Hey, you want me to render unto Caesar or not, here?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:13 PM (v+hVC)

53 Both were extremely smooth and a nice after dinner treat. Not really for everyday. I think you can still get the knob creek but Tomatin has never made the cream liquor again I don't think.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 08:02 PM (3uBP9)

My first time drinking anything was Amaretto out of a parent's liquor cabinet.

It tasted so much like Dr. Pepper, I loved it.

My friends and I later discovered a convenience store out in the boonies that didn't card you if you looked old enough.
So the tallest guy in the group grew his beard out a few days, put on a baseball cap, coat, and fake eyeglasses, and we were set.

At that point we hit the big-time with some PBR, Schaefer, M/D 2020 and Wild Irish Rose.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 08:13 PM (6ydKt)

54 Eventually horde philologists will develop their own fascinating and completely unique language for Mary C. Kinda like Tolkien and the elves, complete with branching dialects and a rich history.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 08:13 PM (3uBP9)

55 Ahhhhhh...... new thread smell.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2026 08:07 PM


* makes 'call me' sign *


Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and California's next Governor) at April 03, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

56 At that point we hit the big-time with some PBR, Schaefer, M/D 2020 and Wild Irish Rose.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 08:13 PM (6ydKt)

Throw in some boones farm and that's the most underage shopping list imaginable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:15 PM (v+hVC)

57 The Artemis crew is now about to start the CPR test. They're going to film it, but I don't think we'll see it live.

This is testing procedures in case a crew member has a heart attack or stops breathing.
Posted by: publius


This is why they brought a Canadian along, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker finds something to comment anyway at April 03, 2026 08:15 PM (/Hr+0)

58
Geez,

Husband's brother died in January and we just found out the second brother is being taken off life support.

It's been a shit year so far.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

59 Philologists?

Great, just what we need. Dr. Morbius and his Monster of the ID.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)

60 Warai, exactly.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 08:16 PM (+nEug)

61 Tango was the liquor of choice among the underaged drinkers in my 'hood. It was on the same shelf as Mad Dog 20/20 and Boone's Farm and Thunderbird.

It was made from Tang and vodka.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:17 PM (gtcuf)

62 Throw in some boones farm and that's the most underage shopping list imaginable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:15 PM (v+hVC)

That's what the girls always asked for.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 08:18 PM (6ydKt)

63 58
Geez,

Husband's brother died in January and we just found out the second brother is being taken off life support.

It's been a shit year so far.

Posted by: four seasons at April

I am so sorry. I will pray for your family.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 08:18 PM (OoFl2)

64 four seasons, continued prayers for your family .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 08:19 PM (+nEug)

65 Boy with cancer gives out gorgeous Easter baskets to kids at hospital after raising some money:
Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/5eu3rbds

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 08:19 PM (rZCVI)

66

When it rains it pours.

Thanks for the prayers.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:19 PM (3ek7K)

67 Anyone else remember mickeys grenades?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:20 PM (v+hVC)

68 Prayers, four seasons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 08:20 PM (0aYVJ)

69 Posted by: four seasons

What a devastating year for you. I will pray for your family.


Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 08:21 PM (rZCVI)

70
Our neighborhood was built up in the mid-to-late 50s. There were many trees from that time that attained great height and breadth throughout the yards here.

In the past ten year, many of them have succumbed to old age or disease and now are seen here no more.

In our yard alone, two spruce, one pine, two sweet gum, four white ash, and three oaks have been removed over the course of twenty-five years. All were large trees and many of them were aged fifty years or more.

We're in need of some serious (i.e., up to six specimens) replanting.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:23 PM (xG4kz)

71 Two strangers pull man from burning truck:

https://tinyurl.com/5yyw5mmh

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 08:23 PM (rZCVI)

72
One silver maple and one tulip poplar were once here, too.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:24 PM (xG4kz)

73

When you have "grown up" with trees it is so difficult to lose them.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:25 PM (3ek7K)

74 The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is today.

They say that about investing, too.

Which is also a thing i don't do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:25 PM (v+hVC)

75 One silver maple and one tulip poplar were once here, too.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:24 PM (xG4kz)

Those things grow crazy fast. Plant a twig and it'll be fifty feet tall by dinner.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:26 PM (v+hVC)

76 I'm killing trees right and left. This place grows scrub trees like a green house. You think mesquite are bad a tickle tongue tree will eat you alive.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 08:27 PM (+nEug)

77 72
One silver maple and one tulip poplar were once here, too.

Those both can be massive. The Tuliptree is the tallest broadleaf tree in America, I believe. Doesn't grow here in the west but we had some huge specimens in the woods where I grew up in upstate NY.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:28 PM (gtcuf)

78
There was a beautifully formed maple tree one block over from us. Well formed crown, nearly perfectly symmetrical and just lovely to look at in the fall when its foliage changed.

Now gone, and we are the poorer for that.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:28 PM (xG4kz)

79 Sorry for your loss four seasons. I know it's difficult.

Posted by: Case at April 03, 2026 08:28 PM (pvf3X)

80 I have a few full size trees that should be taken down before its a disaster.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)

81 Here's a amusing little story....

We're having a fair amount of wind... gusts into the 40's which where I'm at, in a mobile home, is getting sketchy. Some roof shingles blew off and I made a half hearted attempt to reattach them, but the wind ripped them off again.

So... I get the ladder out and climb up on the roof with some epoxy and sealer. The wind blew my ladder off the side of the house while I was up on the roof.

I was up there for 2 hours before my wife came home.
Not much to do up there. Views are nice. Need to remember to take my cell phone literally everywhere now.

Oh... the shingles blew off again. FML

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 03, 2026 08:31 PM (AkEZC)

82
The tulip poplar's curse is its weak wood. There nearly always were fallen branches to be picked up after high winds, and these were live, not dead.

An arborist strongly recommended that we get rid of the silver maple. Its root system was extensive and the tree itself was right next to the street. I must have extracted its roots from the ground for four years after it was taken down.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:31 PM (xG4kz)

83 Almost 2 years ago some dick abandoned 5 mini floppy eared bunnies in a local park. They were barely old enough to eat solids. Fortunately, they were rescued by a rabbit adoption agency. Here at Beartooth manor, we have been fostering 2 of the bunnies, Noel & Cutie Pie, for almost 2 years now.

If I ever get off my ass, I'll send pics to the pet thread.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 03, 2026 08:32 PM (tYGL3)

84 There was a beautifully formed maple tree one block over from us. Well formed crown, nearly perfectly symmetrical and just lovely to look at in the fall when its foliage changed.

Now gone, and we are the poorer for that.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:28 PM (xG4kz)


Reminds me of my neighbor when he moved to Arizona...with his wife.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 08:32 PM (2WIwB)

85

We have a huge tree in our front yard here that needs to be taken down.

Husband says no and I said okay, let it fall on the house. You'll love dealing with the insurance company.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:32 PM (3ek7K)

86
We are at the point where only one tree can fall and damage one of our dwellings. And matters are going to remain that way.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:35 PM (xG4kz)

87 29 Current distance to the Moon to Artemis is 145,000 miles. They are aiming of course for where the Moon will be when they get to that orbital distance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

OOPS - missed it!

Posted by: Joemarine at April 03, 2026 08:35 PM (y171U)

88 All these wabbits!
And Nurse not going BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 08:35 PM (2WIwB)

89 Here at Beartooth manor, we have been fostering 2 of the bunnies, Noel & Cutie Pie, for almost 2 years now.

How very kind of you!

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 08:35 PM (PFs9e)

90 Some years ago a childhood buddy and I took a hike through the woods behind the street we grew up on and found the site of our old fort. The tree it was braced against had been hit by lightning long ago and was all split, charred and dead. As kids we didn't know better than to build a shelter at the base of a tree, let alone a tall one.

But, we found lots of old nails in the tree that we had pounded in as kids, and some digging unearthed many bits of wood and the hinges and padlock from the fort's front door. We also found and excavated our old fire pit in front of it. Even found some old hotdog packages from the 70s. Plastic just never degrades, man. It was a real trip to revisit our past through old artifacts.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:35 PM (gtcuf)

91 What kind of tree?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 03, 2026 08:35 PM (jJdaW)

92 Current distance to the Moon to Artemis is 145,000 miles. They are aiming of course for where the Moon will be when they get to that orbital distance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 07:52 PM (w6EFb)


Wait!!!
Whut???

Posted by: NASA at April 03, 2026 08:36 PM (2WIwB)

93 Reports are that the other pilot has been rescued.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2026 08:36 PM (n5tGW)

94 Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land... uh... well it won't matter where you land, you'll probably run out of oxygen in your little space can by then. But at least you'll never have to face everyone on Earth laughing at you. So you got that going for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:38 PM (v+hVC)

95
They are aiming of course for where the Moon will be when they get to that orbital distance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


In what sense is that any different from all the
Apollo missions that made it to the vicinity of the Moon?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:38 PM (xG4kz)

96 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM_wCfzEcMA

Posted by: Aragorn Shagnasti at April 03, 2026 08:39 PM (jrgJz)

97 Being in the land of mesquite and cedar, we planted red oaks. They are 40 years old now. Bad planning because the two that flank the gate grow into the power line and get brutalized every couple of years but that is totally our fault.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 08:39 PM (+nEug)

98 In what sense is that any different from all the
Apollo missions that made it to the vicinity of the Moon?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:38 PM (xG4kz)

Well neither of them can email Houston, at any rate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:41 PM (v+hVC)

99 @93 Well that is some good news!

Posted by: Case at April 03, 2026 08:41 PM (pvf3X)

100 @93 Well that is some good news!

Posted by: Case at April 03, 2026 08:41 PM (pvf3X)

101 Here at Beartooth manor, we have been fostering 2 of the bunnies, Noel & Cutie Pie, for almost 2 years now.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 03, 2026 08:32 PM

May I be first to inform you that you are no longer fosters. Those bunnies are Noel and Cutie Pie Beartooth.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 08:42 PM (OoFl2)

102 76 I'm killing trees right and left. This place grows scrub trees like a green house. You think mesquite are bad a tickle tongue tree will eat you alive.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 08:27 PM (+nEug)
On June 3, 2024 we lost over 20 pines, some 70 years old, in less than 15 minutes, plus 3 oaks, two of which were right at 100. Scary stuff.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2026 08:42 PM (LHPAg)

103 The terrific young, Hispanic right-wing influencer/journalist Angela Rose went to the Artemis II launch and did a podcast on it. So great to see huge crowds of just normal, Patriotic Americans. As she noted, usually such large public gatherings are crazy leftists throwing tantrums in the streets.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:43 PM (gtcuf)

104 Where I am in MT, a tree only exists because someone planted it and tended it. If someone decides to get rid of a healthy tree (who knows why? it's not pretty enough?), it's not uncommon for people to scout around and find someone to adopt it.

Posted by: Wenda at April 03, 2026 08:43 PM (dXTLm)

105
But at least you'll never have to face everyone on Earth laughing at you. So you got that going for you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 08:43 PM (Cqx++)

106 >
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 03, 2026 07:29 PM (DwqWV)

Thanks for the offer of help the other night... I didn't see your post until the next morning. Things are good -- I'm fully mobile and all that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 08:44 PM (IG3/x)

107
Anyone heard of Golden Willow Trees?

Let me tell ya, do not plant those trees. The house we bought a couple of years ago "came with" 7 of those fuckers.

They do not provide shade, they are not attractive and all they do is make a mess in the yard. Every week we are having to clean up the mess.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:45 PM (3ek7K)

108 I watched Disney's Swiss Family Robinson last weekend. I always wanted to have a tree house like the one in the movie. I got paddling as yute once when I climbed one of the Elms in the front yard and started nailing boards to the branches.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 03, 2026 08:45 PM (tYGL3)

109 Sorry, four seasons. A double whammy like that is tough, I know.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 08:46 PM (IG3/x)

110 They do not provide shade, they are not attractive and all they do is make a mess in the yard. Every week we are having to clean up the mess.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:45 PM (3ek7K)

We've got one, but it's shoved out next to a creek that cuts across the corner of our property. More or less wild. I like it, but yeah it would suck anywhere near the more useful areas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:47 PM (v+hVC)

111 >
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 08:43 PM (Cqx++)


Whose shirts do you wear?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 08:47 PM (IG3/x)

112 Here at Rancho Webworks, we have huge trees that were young when my Grandfather was a young man.

We had to have a big pecan taken down; the tree guy said it was the tallest pecan he'd ever seen, until he was up in the cherry picker, looked over the shed, and saw the taller ones. They still produce, in a good year.

Some of the grand old oaks have reached end of life. Lots of gaps in what used to be an almost continuous canopy. Wish I'd been transplanting oaks from the overgrown west pasture long ago; after thirty+ years since MiladyJo and I moved back here, they'd be shady.

There are three majestically tall Ponderosas here. We've tried to grow some from pine cones, but never got them going. Then, this year, we found a couple of volunteers, just a couple of feet tall, which we transplanted last week. If they take, our kids should enjoy them in a few decades. I may not be around to see it, but it's nice to see them now.

Daughter and son-in-law, who are planning to build and move out here, have added a nice bunch of fruit trees, and berry and grape vines. Again, an investment for future years for them to enjoy. I expect to enjoy some of that harvest. Critters and weather permitting

Posted by: mindful webworker - by their fruits shall ye know them at April 03, 2026 08:48 PM (/Hr+0)

113 107
Anyone heard of Golden Willow Trees?

There's a Yellow Willow here in northern CO, but it's more of a shrub than a tree. Maybe a western relative. Its branches are a deep golden-yellow.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:48 PM (gtcuf)

114 Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 08:43 PM (Cqx++)


Whose shirts do you wear?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 08:47 PM (IG3/x)

Let's hope the shirts aren't red.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 03, 2026 08:49 PM (tYGL3)

115 My Johnny Appleseed story. I was maybe 7 and planted a peach seed in the yard. Tree grew and produced wonderful peaches.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 08:49 PM (+nEug)

116 @76 Those mesquite trees have some big ol' thorns, like big needles.

Posted by: Case at April 03, 2026 08:49 PM (pvf3X)

117 The search is still underway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)

118 Let's hope the shirts aren't red.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 03, 2026 08:49 PM (tYGL3)

Mister Scott to Major Tom,
She has nae got the powwwwer...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:50 PM (v+hVC)

119 > Even found some old hotdog packages from the 70s.
Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:35 PM (gtcuf)

Any much folded and refolded vintage porn?

I remember such generally being a prominent amenity of treehouses, big culverts, abandoned barns, and similar Sekrit Clubhouses when I was a kid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 08:50 PM (IG3/x)

120
Warai-otoko,

the trees would be pretty on a big piece of property. These are inside of the privacy fence in our backyard and they are such a pain.

We wonder if they are fast growing and that's why they were planted.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:51 PM (3ek7K)

121 We have a transplant neighbor from CA who is so weird about trees. He is the only house on our street with zero trees and he goes around to the neighbors offering to split the cost of cutting down trees. We have a big oak in our front yard, Spanish moss, etc. He asks every 3 months if we will cut it down. No, John. We will not. It has lived through many a hurricane and if we have another one that launches it across the street into your house, we probably have bigger issues on our plate.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 08:51 PM (OoFl2)

122 115 My Johnny Appleseed story. I was maybe 7 and planted a peach seed in the yard. Tree grew and produced wonderful peaches.

That is all kinds of awesome!

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:51 PM (gtcuf)

123 Liberty Daily has the article.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2026 08:52 PM (n5tGW)

124 We wonder if they are fast growing and that's why they were planted.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:51 PM (3ek7K)

Makes sense, willows do grow pretty fast. Same as pin oaks... Classic fast growing tree just to fill a gap somewhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:52 PM (v+hVC)

125 Case, a mesquite is a piker compared to a tickle tongue. If I wanted a defensive weapon. I would cut a branch, peel off a hand hold be lethal.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 08:52 PM (+nEug)

126 Looks like we are talking out power plants around Tehran tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m)

127 58

Posted by: four seasons


Prayers to you and family.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 03, 2026 08:53 PM (Q/FnY)

128 Lombardy poplar and Bartlett pear are a couple of other trees beloved by "take the money and run" subdivision developers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 08:54 PM (IG3/x)

129 We have a transplant neighbor from CA

---------

Bait a bear trap with gay porn. Fix a chain to the jaw that opens the panther cage when it actuates. Only way to deal with Californians.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 08:54 PM (BI5O2)

130 Any much folded and refolded vintage porn?

I remember such generally being a prominent amenity of treehouses, big culverts, abandoned barns, and similar Sekrit Clubhouses when I was a kid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 08:50 PM (IG3/x)

There were no traces of it, but yeah there was plenty of that around back in the day. Some older kids with a fort near ours would give us their old stashes when they got new ones.

In one of his books, Greg Gutfeld talked about porn growing on trees and it made me LOL. So true. You'd find random pages stuck in bushes and trees.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 08:54 PM (gtcuf)

131

Gmac, Thank you so much. It's a lot to process in a short time.


Piper,

You are so nice and I'm not. I would tell him to fuck right off.

Also tell him when he pays the mortgage on your house he can tell you what to do.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 08:55 PM (3ek7K)

132 I tend to like the fast growing trashy, messy trees in general. Pin oaks, burr oaks, sycamores. I hate manicured land, I'd rather have trees surrounded by duff and debris, scatter a bunch of understory bulbs and shrubs around it, that sort of thing.

Not right next to the house, of course, that would just be a nuisance. But out a ways, definitely.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 08:55 PM (v+hVC)

133 >> In what sense is that any different from all the
Apollo missions that made it to the vicinity of the Moon?

It's the exact same thing. The constraints are a little tighter, primary reason is Orion is solar powered, not fuel cell powered, and they have make sure the capsule is not in the dark for more than an hour or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 08:58 PM (w6EFb)

134 We have a tiny little ornamental japanese maple. Very pretty and very small. About 4 feet tall if that. I was walking the dog a few days ago and saw the yard and driveway was blanketed with tiny little maple seeds. For a second I thought, wait, all that from our tiny tree? But we must have a lot of maples in our area.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 09:01 PM (3uBP9)

135
Warai,

I like natural areas.

Everyone has their thing. When I think how much money we spend on the sprinkler system and all the stuff we pay for to maintain grass it galls me.

Like I said, everyone likes what they like.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 09:01 PM (3ek7K)

136 Warai, I can send you a boxcar full of those trees.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 09:02 PM (+nEug)

137 Piper,

You are so nice and I'm not. I would tell him to fuck right off.

Also tell him when he pays the mortgage on your house he can tell you what to do.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026

I laugh like I think he is joking and he is not sure how to respond, I am not sure he has acclimated fully to the ways of the South. J is a little more aggressive - last time J said “Piper will kill us both dead if we touch that old tree”. J has a VERY heavy southern drawl, unless he is speaking Italian, and half the time I don’t think our neighbor understands him.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 09:05 PM (OoFl2)

138 Watched a video where a guy grew tomato plants from seeds culled from McDonald's tomatoes. The grew really well, but the resulting fruits were odd-looking, like oversized plum tomatoes. The guy in the vid said they didn't match any known varieties and theorized that McD's has their own hybrid. He said they were very sweet and tasty.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 09:06 PM (gtcuf)

139 Damn, that's a shit ton of sheep.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 09:06 PM (aTgV0)

140 >>> It's the exact same thing. The constraints are a little tighter, primary reason is Orion is solar powered, not fuel cell powered, and they have make sure the capsule is not in the dark for more than an hour or so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 08:58 PM (w6EFb)


They have a great little science camp here in north Georgia called Tellus Science Museum. One of the many exhibits is a simulator where you run a command module's electrical system and have to power down systems, use busses to transfer power, use batteries, etc.. based on your orbit in the simulation and sun available. All for kids to try out. Along with a bunch of other little experiments that you can stop at and try. I think it is all sponsored by a foundation and a bunch of GA companies.

But tons of other stuff and dinosaur things and tech stuff and they give lectures all the time. Runs all year.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 09:08 PM (3uBP9)

141
I like natural areas.

I have plenty of dandelions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 09:16 PM (Cqx++)

142

Dandelions can be a real pain.

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 09:17 PM (3ek7K)

143 I never heard of Owen Benjamin before today, but apparently he's one of the many right wing influencers who's a literal cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 09:18 PM (BI5O2)

144 The way I understand vegetables growing is hybrids reproduce padt genes. Have let tomatoes that volunteer in garden and often they are cherry tomatoes. I don't get them often.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 09:19 PM (Ia/+0)

145 Have you seen the health benefits of dandelion greens?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2026 09:23 PM (+nEug)

146 Our place in AZ is landscaped with gravel, stone, and rocks. The only thing living is a few cactus, some blue agaves, one big ocotillo, and a couple of barrel cacti.

Anything green that pops up, that is not there now, is immediately tended to with a good dousing of vegetation killer. Fire is also an option.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 03, 2026 09:25 PM (abIsI)

147 Never heard of him either. And that's oh kay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 09:27 PM (RIvkX)

148 Well, a once in a lifetime opportunity and you blew it!

TIME
@TIME
Historians may remember [Springsteen's] performance as one of the most unflinching acts of musical and theatrical resistance mounted against Trump—or any President, for that matter—in the nation’s history

-
It was like the Sermon On the Mount except better!5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 09:28 PM (ndZc7)

149 Since every thread is a gub and beewb thread:

Tisas, the Turkish maker of nice 1911 clones, has switched their US importing company. There are deals to be had as the distributors clear out the stuff from the old company.

Check out Palmetto State Armory and look for the "SDS" and "MAC" brands.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2026 09:31 PM (gTyJl)

150
Overhead picture showing (hopefully not too bad) damage to the mobile launch platform after launch:

https://is.gd/GwY37W

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

151 At work, we have monitors all over the place. One of them has the Women's Final Four. Caught the tale end of the UConn/South Carolina game (USC won) and the sound was down so missed some context. Basically the asshole coach for UConn was yelling at the asshole coach for South Carolina, who reciprocated by yelling back. Wasn't really watching it so missed what all the fussing was about, other than UConn losing in a not very close game.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2026 09:32 PM (xA5g+)

152 I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 09:32 PM (Ia/+0)

153
148 Well, a once in a lifetime opportunity and you blew it!

TIME
@TIME
Historians may remember [Springsteen's] performance as one of the most unflinching acts of musical and theatrical resistance mounted against Trump—or any President, for that matter—in the nation’s history

-
It was like the Sermon On the Mount except better!5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 09:28 PM

---------

Springsteen is right up there with DeNiro when it comes to heroic old lesbians taking a stand.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 09:33 PM (VWtfl)

154
"Historians may remember [Springsteen's] performance as one of the most unflinching acts of musical and theatrical resistance mounted against Trump—or any President, for that matter—in the nation’s history"

They still remember us.

Posted by: The Smothers Brothers at April 03, 2026 09:33 PM (gTyJl)

155

Skip,

Sleep well and enjoy your weekend.


Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 09:34 PM (3ek7K)

156
Blue marble in the window:

https://is.gd/x3mXg1

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 09:34 PM (w6EFb)

157

Someone said on an earlier thread that Trump is meeting with the Security Council tonight.

Are we going to bomb Iran?

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 09:36 PM (3ek7K)

158
157

Someone said on an earlier thread that Trump is meeting with the Security Council tonight.

Are we going to bomb Iran?

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2026 09:36 PM

----------

No way, Trump doesn't have the guts.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 09:38 PM (VWtfl)

159 Overhead picture showing (hopefully not too bad) damage to the mobile launch platform after launch:

https://is.gd/GwY37W
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

Gee, I hope they can get that fixed in time to catch that expensive booster when it comes back down.

Wait. What?

Posted by: Elon at April 03, 2026 09:39 PM (gTyJl)

160 We've been bombing Iran for a month, non-stop (just about). Reported night-time meetings with inner circle of war advisors doesn't tell us anything. Could be about something completely unrelated. We'll find out, or we won't. Apart from any tactical lessons/adjustments arising from the F-15E loss - if any - no reason to expect today's events to change anything.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2026 09:41 PM (U/Byj)

161 TIME
@TIME
Historians may remember [Springsteen's] performance as one of the most unflinching acts of musical and theatrical resistance mounted against Trump—or any President, for that matter—in the nation’s history


Damn, TIME. You got a little on your chin there.

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 09:41 PM (gtcuf)

162 Someone said on an earlier thread that Trump is meeting with the Security Council tonight.
Are we going to bomb Iran?
Posted by: four seasons


They're planning for defense against the UFOlings.
https://youtu.be/bP5KQRFg7gg

Posted by: mindful webworker - transdimensional extraterrestrial at April 03, 2026 09:41 PM (/Hr+0)

163 Blue marble in the window:

https://is.gd/x3mXg1
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 09:34 PM (w6EFb)
----
In only a couple more hours, Orion will officially pass the midpoint in their journey to the Moon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 09:42 PM (ESVrU)

164 TIME
@TIME
Historians may remember [Springsteen's] performance as one of the most unflinching acts of musical and theatrical resistance mounted against Trump—or any President, for that matter—in the nation’s history


Damn, TIME. You got a little on your chin there.
Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 09:41 PM (gtcuf)


TIME is still publishing???
Who knew?

Posted by: NASA at April 03, 2026 09:43 PM (2WIwB)

165 Say what you will about Artemis II, Lost In Space never had plumbing problems.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 09:43 PM (ndZc7)

166 Off space-faring sock!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 09:46 PM (2WIwB)

167
165 Say what you will about Artemis II, Lost In Space never had plumbing problems.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 09:43 PM

------

*pounds on door*

"Doctor Smith, you all right in there?"

(muffled) "Oh, the pain, the pain..."

Posted by: Rejected Script at April 03, 2026 09:47 PM (azNOR)

168 Someone said on an earlier thread that Trump is meeting with the Security Council tonight.

Are we going to bomb Iran?

Posted by: four seasons

Greenland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 09:48 PM (ndZc7)

169 Someone said on an earlier thread that Trump is meeting with the Security Council tonight.
Are we going to bomb Iran?
Posted by: four seasons

They're planning for defense against the UFOlings.
https://youtu.be/bP5KQRFg7gg
Posted by: mindful webworker - transdimensional extraterrestrial at April 03, 2026 09:41 PM (/Hr+0)

***

Or a muzzie fifth co!umn in America come Sunday.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 09:48 PM (2WIwB)

170 Heh. Try slivovitz.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026


***
A character played by Jessie Royce Landis in an episode of U.N.C.L.E. in one scene sips from a glass, and murmurs, "So you've been stomping out the grapes [for the slivovitz] with your feet again, have you?" That was always enough for me never to try the stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 09:48 PM (wzUl9)

171 Diogenes

MAR and I will be at the usual spot at the usual time tomorrow if you car to join us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 09:49 PM (A5RD0)

172 MAE.

Killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 09:49 PM (A5RD0)

173 I've never had Scotch but I still haven't figured out the attraction to Jägermeister.
It tastes like licorice cough syrup with the potential to give you a 24 hour headache the next day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026


***
Cherry cough syrup, to me. I had enough cherry-flavored cold medicines as a kid that "cherry" anything makes me shudder.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)

174 Burr Oak in no way is a fast growing tree species. Glacial is more like. Absolutely gorgeous in stands, unfortunately they are getting decimated by some imported blight or fungus.

Silver Maple should be illegal, at least in suburban landscape setting. Grows like a weed, because it is. Bushy and unkempt looking. Has a tendency to drop branches, esp. ice storms. Roots trash sidewalks, and infiltrates water mains and sewer lines, leading to expensive repairs. And then those fucking seed pods. “Helicopters” we called them, plug up storm gutters on the house.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 03, 2026 09:50 PM (1x8Zi)

175 Heh. Try slivovitz.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026

Yo Nurse!
I'm nursing (no pun intended) my second 14 year Glen Morangie.

Or is it my third???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 09:50 PM (2WIwB)

176
Nobody could scream like a little girl better than Dr. Smith, not even little girls.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 09:51 PM (w6EFb)

177 >>Are we going to bomb Iran?

We are bombing Iran. Reported to be one of the heaviest nights of bombing since the start of the war.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 09:54 PM (viF8m)

178 Throw in some boones farm and that's the most underage shopping list imaginable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026


***
Never tried that. I have a dim memory of Roger C. Carmel, "Harry Mudd," doing a TV commercial for Boone's Farm, but that's all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 09:54 PM (wzUl9)

179 MAR and I will be at the usual spot at the usual time tomorrow if you car to join us.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 09:49 PM (A5RD0)


I've a business meeting in the morning.
And damn. I really need to get to the range. It's been so long Weasel would scoff at me.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2026 09:54 PM (2WIwB)

180 Hair cut day tomorrow. Not much else planned.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 09:55 PM (wzUl9)

181
Results in: Laphroaig Triple Wood > Ardbeg.

I'm sure that Ralph on YouTube would concur.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 10:02 PM (Y8DZL)

182 We be told twoday by are US horse of repetterse that's Trump is bee listening this illegull war agaieste Irun.

We be needs a president with a Brian and calls Trump to quite and makes president Obaneo are leader of are Cuntry agian.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 03, 2026 10:02 PM (nZNS1)

183 AND I think it's gonna BE a long long time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 03, 2026 10:02 PM (xcxpd)

184 Did you know that it takes longer to drive between Dallas and Austin than the distance between earth and Mars and back?

Texas is that big.

Posted by: Heroq at April 03, 2026 11:51 PM (Vb3xW)

185 I'm not the man they think that I am at home

oh no no no

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 03, 2026 11:56 PM (jrgJz)

186 How cute! All of it!

I thought today was Saturday for some reason and forgot to tell Ace good weekend! So there it is.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 04, 2026 12:20 AM (WONhk)

The Week In Woke

What would we do without DEI Media "Elites"?

natoboner.jpg


In Brazil:

Mom who killed boyfriend and cut off his genitals after catching him raping her daughter is cleared of murder

One cheer for "decarceration."

Now for the bad news: Reading the details of the murder -- she killed her own romantic/sexual partner, and somehow she was able to slip a mickey into a drink and drug this guy while he was "raping her daughter" -- makes me think she just killed this guy out of jealousy and contrived the "raping my daughter" story to justify it.

An enraged mom who cut off her boyfriend's testicles and then set fire to his body after catching him trying to rape her daughter has been cleared of his murder.

Erica Pereira da Silveria Vicente confessed to killing partner Everton Amaro de Silva in Minas Gerais, Brazil -- saying she was just trying to protect her 11-year-old daughter from being raped, according to Estado de Minas.

She was alerted by alarming texts the predator sent the preteen -- then found him on top of her, trying to rape her, when rushing to her screaming daughter, according to the reports.

However, prosecutors insisted that the brutality of the murder proved it was carried out "not in blind rage but with cold premeditation."

The mom allegedly spiked de Silva's drink with Klonopin, a medication used to treat seizures, and then stabbed and clubbed him while he was unconscious, according to prosecutors.

Do rapists often take a drink mid-rape? Does a drugged drink work quickly enough to end a rape mid-rape?

I just ran some scientific tests on this story and my beakers and Erlenmeyer Flasks tell me that this story is forty seven moles of bullshit.

I don't know what happened here, but I know it's not what this woman is claiming happened.

A teen who heard screams helped the mom carry the body to wasteland in Belo Horizonte -- where Vicente cut off the dead man's genitals and set fire to his body, jurors were told.

...

She confessed to the killing -- but insisted it was only to save her daughter.

The jury agreed, and the mom was acquitted Tuesday of aggravated homicide and destroying a corpse after just one day of testimony.

The Gay Mafia got a black basketball player let go from the Chicago Bulls for stating that Pride Month -- a celebration of gay sex and kink -- was "unrighteous."

Jaden Ivey didn't last long with the Chicago Bulls before he was waived, let go, or whatever polite term is being used these days to fire someone. It came after he posted a video sharing his thoughts on Pride Month and the NBA.


In it, Ivey spoke openly about his Christian faith and took issue with the league's promotion of Pride Month. He called it unrighteous. He questioned why that message is celebrated so openly while opposing views seem to carry consequences.

By the end of the day, the video was everywhere.

Not long after that, the Bulls announced they were waiving him for what they described as conduct detrimental to the team.

That is the official explanation.

He's coming off an injury but it can't be doubted that political pressure was brought to bear here. Video here.

In this clip, another basketball player says he doesn't want to "go deep" into a question about his religion because of the Jaden Ivey situation, because "I don't wanna get waived."

I'm sure Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro will protest this use of corporate-governmental power to squelch black men's rights.

Democrats don't know how to relate to normal healthy people. But they figure that talking about their psychological problems will make them seem relatable.

Some potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates are introducing themselves to voters in a striking way: by documenting their childhood resentments, family chaos and fights with their parents.

Why it matters: Many presidential hopefuls carry painful memories from complicated childhoods. But few have discussed them as openly as Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro, California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker.

Their frankness about their formative years and family dynamics is a way to shape their public stories before journalists do. It's also a sign of shifting taboos and a growing desire for candidates to appear relatable to voters.

Newsom grew up as private-school twat and family friend of the Getty's, and Pritzker is an obese billionaire nepo baby. I don't know if Josh Shapiro is a rich bitch --

-- update, just got an email from Tucker Carlson, saying, "Look at his last name. Look at his little hat. You know he's rich." Well I'll take that under consideration, Cuck.

They desperately need to show that they've "struggled" in life so out comes the stories of dyslexia and... fights with their parents?

What?

Your daddy wouldn't let you borrow the new Beemer -- just the old one, last year's model without the heated seats -- and you had yourself a sulk and so now you understand the daily grind of the common people?

Can I impress upon you the Healing Power of Shutting the Fuck Up?

You're probably not going to believe me, but a black female Democrat involved in the "Equity" grift turns out to be a fraudster and criminal thief.

Man, I did not have that on today's Bingo card. (Just yesterday's, tomorrow's, and Easter's.)

Last August, I told you the story of a close associate of then-Mayor London Breed named Sheryl Davis. Ms Davis had been on the rocket glide path to San Fran prominence as a member of the city's Human Rights Commission, eventually rising to become its head.

The SF Human Rights Commission, under Ms. Davis's leadership, had a $44M annual budget, which was scheduled to shrink amid the city's 2025-26 money woes to around $28M. Still pretty healthy cha-ching by any measure.

In 2021, in the aftermath of the St. George Floyd incident, she had also been personally tapped by Mayor Breed to lead a multimillion-dollar feel-good investment (described as 'tens of millions of dollars') that the city was making in the black community, dubbed the 'Dream Keeper Initiative.'

A huge pile of money earmarked for a completely vague purpose whose efficacy cannot be proven nor disproven given to a political crony who owes her position only to grifting?!

I see no (intentional) accountability holes here whatsoever!!!

...

The San Francisco Chronicle discovered a $10,000 tab paid for by the Human Rights Commission for a Martha's Vineyard cottage rental. Worse, the invoice had been split, seemingly to evade limits on travel claims, and even worse yet, they had the email from Ms. Davis asking for the workaround.

It snowballed from there.

the ten grand invoice was reportedly for interns (!) in the city's Dream Keeper program who were attending a conference on *checks notes* Martha's Vineyard.
the SF Standard reported that Human Rights Commission executive director Sheryl Davis had signed off on $1.5 million in grants to a nonprofit led by a man she lived with, one James Spingola
the Human Rights Commission's Dream Keeper Initiative had granted a total of $7.5 million to Spingola's Collective Impact nonprofit.
Sheryl Davis got $19,000 in city money for her son's UCLA grad school tuition, as the Chronicle reports.
Spingola's non-profit, Collective Impact, got $27 million in city grants, gave first-class airfare to Davis to promote her book and podcast, plus another $5,000 for Oakland soul singer Goapele to perform at Davis's book launch party.
Davis was Collective Impact's executive director before taking the Human Rights Commission job

The wheels of justice move slowly, but this past Monday, Sheryl Davis surrendered to face 57 pages of legal sheet music.


Once San Francisco's most powerful civil rights watchdog, Sheryl Davis continued her spectacular fall on Monday when she surrendered to authorities to face accusations that she misappropriated funds and engaged in "pervasive" self-dealing while leading a landmark initiative meant to benefit the city's Black community.

See the link for more.

I'm sure she'll explain that she personally paid for the trip to Martha's Vinyard but has no bank transactions to prove it because she paid it out of the huge sums of cash she keeps hidden in the house because her daddy told her that was a great way to store wealth.

Liberal "man" at a No Kings rally says he's wearing Scarlet Whore lipstick because someone told him that wearing lipstick was a historic show of resistance to Hitler. He then explained he was walking around with a 12 inch butt plug in his rectum because his friend also told him that Anal Training was the "highest form of patriotism."

Say her name:

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

SAY HER NAME: Kembery Chirinos Flores

Kembery, a 24yo California mother, was reportedly shot and m*rdered by two illegal aliens, Gerzon Chirinos-Munguia and Alfonso Inestroza.

Chirinos-Munguia was previously arrested for domestic battery in 2019 but California officials RELEASED him instead of giving him to ICE.

Inestroza was wanted for ANOTHER m*rder in NJ at the time of his arrest.

An innocent mother is DEAD because these criminal illegals were allowed to walk the streets.

When all of the prisoners are set free, all of the citizens must lock themselves up:

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

MAN WITH NEARLY 40 ARRESTS TERRORIZES NC CITY

Residents of Raleigh, NC, are OUTRAGED that Brice Lewis Forman, a man with at least 39 PRIOR arrests, continues to be let out of jail to terrorize the community.

Forman has previous charges for assault, theft, trespassing, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and concealed weapons.

How is this justice???


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:05 PM




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1 NATO stands for spending more US tax dollars.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (ExV1e)

3 Newsrooms wife is a piece of work

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (FtULh)

4 3 Newsrooms wife is a piece of work
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (FtULh


LOL... Autocucumber....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2026 06:08 PM (FtULh)

5 I hate it when reality beats the worst movies I can find.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b)

6 M O O N, that spells NATO.

Posted by: Tom Cullen, future NY Times Editorial Board member at April 03, 2026 06:11 PM (skR0U)

7 My guess from the story is it was post rape and she had no physical power on him until the drugging.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2026 06:12 PM (n5tGW)

8 On the plus side, I'm pretty sure Pearll Warren and Newsom's wife would spank me for my white transgressions.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

9 Don't you kill them AFTER cutting off their genitals? I feel like she really screwed up the correct order.

Posted by: Max Power at April 03, 2026 06:14 PM (q177U)

10 >>> My guess from the story is it was post rape and she had no physical power on him until the drugging.

but she claims she saved her daughter from the rape.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)

11 Mrs. Newsom touring "red states" to see what racism looks like is pretty rich. I've lived in Birmingham AL. I've been to a HBCU home football game as the only white dude in the stands.

Boston is far and away the most racist town I've ever experienced. Full stop. It's almost like the black population doesn't even coexist with the utterly disgusting snooty white people that live there.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 03, 2026 06:15 PM (WYStd)

12 Possible she saw him creeping on her daughter some previous night, and then made the plot to roofie him

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 06:15 PM (gKWVE)

13 Shes plsyed a witch queen in tales of empire

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 06:15 PM (bXbFr)

14 I just ran some scientific tests on this story and my beakers and Erlenmeyer Flasks tell me that this story is forty seven moles of bullshit.

47M Bullshit is a pretty high concentration.

Might be 'Fuming' Bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:16 PM (bss/y)

15 These people are lunatics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 06:16 PM (XV/Pl)

16 There is a video of Charlie Kirk saying he has nice contact with NBA and other professional athletes but they don't want to publicize it iirc.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2026 06:17 PM (YwEeS)

17 Public Service Announcement:

Mayor London Breed is NOT the actual mayor of London.

Posted by: Max Power at April 03, 2026 06:17 PM (q177U)

18 When all of the prisoners are set free, all of the citizens must lock themselves up:

There is another way. -- Vlad III

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)

19 10 >>> My guess from the story is it was post rape and she had no physical power on him until the drugging.

but she claims she saved her daughter from the rape.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)

He probably wasn't raping her...

People suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:17 PM (bss/y)

20 Pearll Warren....from Minneapolis!! And a poet!!

A mother of seven (she adopted her eldest grandchild) and grandmother to six, her professional career has included work in housing, environmental justice, clean energy and literacy. Earlier this month, she was sworn in as her community’s voice on the Minneapolis City Council, replacing Jeremiah Ellison, who did not seek re-election.

Ward 5’s New Council Member Pearll Warren is never at a loss for words. In fact, she’s among the best Spoken Word Artists in the country, having placed 14th in a global competition back in 2014. “I competed in the women’s National Poetry Slam, against 72 other women,” recalls Warren, who still performs today. “It’s my art. It’s my medicine. It’s my therapy. It gave me a diction for my experiences to really capture my emotions or my vantage point.




Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)

21 There's no way they can run Newsom in 28. Forget the mountains of evidence of fraud and mismanagement in CA, Gavin and his wife are two of the creepiest people on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)

22 18 When all of the prisoners are set free, all of the citizens must lock themselves up:

There is another way. -- Vlad III
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)

Word.

Posted by: The Punisher at April 03, 2026 06:18 PM (bss/y)

23 Played, not a stretch

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 06:18 PM (bXbFr)

24 Every once in a while, this site jumps. So this went on the willowed thread:

What would we do without DEI Media "Elites"?
_______
They're not dumb, like everybody says. They're SMART!

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2026 06:18 PM (AlhUl)

25 Ace did you see the Ryan Long video he made at a No Kings rally? It was on one of the ONT hilarious.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2026 06:19 PM (YwEeS)

26 Time to stop screwing around President Muffley. We have advanced weapons in our arsenal to do the job without ground invasion...

A neutron bomb, officially defined as a type of enhanced radiation weapon (ERW), is a low-yield thermonuclear weapon designed to maximize lethal neutron radiation in the immediate vicinity of the blast while minimizing the physical power of the blast itself. The neutron release generated by a nuclear fusion reaction is intentionally allowed to escape the weapon, rather than being absorbed by its other components.[3] The neutron burst, which is used as the primary destructive action of the warhead, is able to penetrate enemy armor more effectively than a conventional warhead, thus making it more lethal as a tactical weapon.

Posted by: General Jack Ripper at April 03, 2026 06:19 PM (My2aF)

27 >>>25 Ace did you see the Ryan Long video he made at a No Kings rally? It was on one of the ONT hilarious.

no i missed it, i'll find it now.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 06:19 PM (1wjle)

28 Who are those "evil" people?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 06:20 PM (Cqx++)

29 Ok, fair. pic.twitter.com/893bHEcz1L

Did the person in the original tweet think that was a gotcha?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

30 but she claims she saved her daughter from the rape.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)


Just setting the narrative for the Netflix movie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:21 PM (ExV1e)

31 Looks like a on purpose mistake

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

32 Cutting off genitals is very medieval and very fair in this case.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:22 PM (aTgV0)

33 but she claims she saved her daughter from the rape. >>>

I'm thinking she caught him doing it and stopped it by walking in which is all she could do at the time. Or she could have just murdered him too, but the article as written doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2026 06:22 PM (n5tGW)

34 Belo Horizonte (Beautiful Horizon), in the state of Minas Gerais (General Mines).

They may be violent and horny but the Brazilians can come up with some excellent place names; Porto Alegre (Joyful Port) Rio de Janeiro (River of January - the month the Portuguese discovered the area).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

35 Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.


Southerners in the Mist

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2026 06:24 PM (xA5g+)

36 6 M O O N, that spells NATO.
Posted by: Tom Cullen, future NY Times Editorial Board member at April 03, 2026 06:11 PM (skR0U)


That's a sick "The Stand" callback! Well done!

Posted by: Denny Crane - K I N G That Spells Retard! at April 03, 2026 06:25 PM (dmDsy)

37 "Mother May I Sleep With Evil?"

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:25 PM (aTgV0)

38 I never drink mid-rape. My shrimp dick needs all the help it can get.

Posted by: Billy Jeff, Shrimp Dick Guy at April 03, 2026 06:25 PM (jRlwL)

39
Just stumbled across this post from a Big Dummy:

https://is.gd/vybwaU

She looked at the (upside down) picture of earth from Artemis, and saw the Sahara. She thought the brown color was due to all the human caused environmental damage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 06:25 PM (w6EFb)

40 9 Don't you kill them AFTER cutting off their genitals? I feel like she really screwed up the correct order.
Posted by: Max Power at April 03, 2026 06:14 PM (q177U)


That's just like, your opinion, man.

Posted by: The Reavers at April 03, 2026 06:26 PM (skR0U)

41 Chase Strangio argued the Skrmetti case for the ACLU and lost, badly.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2026 06:27 PM (ABYRG)

42 Mom who killed boyfriend and cut off his genitals after catching him raping her daughter is cleared of murder

Around you fuck. Find out you will.

Posted by: Maj. Yoda at April 03, 2026 06:28 PM (abIsI)

43 Glad I stopped following Owen Benjamin years ago.

The guy is mentally ill.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 03, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

44 He then explained he was walking around with a 12 inch butt plug in his rectum because his friend also told him that Anal Training was the "highest form of patriotism."

There's a sentence you don't see often outside of Grindr.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:28 PM (6ydKt)

45 You know, someone who stumbled on this site could be forgiven for thinking we are a bunch of psychopaths.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:28 PM (bss/y)

46 37 "Mother May I Sleep With Evil?"
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:25 PM (aTgV0)

Danger?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:29 PM (bss/y)

47 44 He then explained he was walking around with a 12 inch butt plug in his rectum because his friend also told him that Anal Training was the "highest form of patriotism."

There's a sentence you don't see often outside of Grindr.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:28 PM (6ydKt)

When did garret tell ace this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:29 PM (bss/y)

48 So, Owen Benjamin is using an old picture, looks like college era and before she was married, to dunk on a grieving widow. These people are not only evil and depraved. They're stupid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2026 06:30 PM (xA5g+)

49 NYT spreading misinformation and disinformation going on 100 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

50 Newsrooms wife is a piece of work

Posted by: It's me donna


Well, a piece of something.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 03, 2026 06:30 PM (0U5gm)

51 "You know, someone who stumbled on this site could be forgiven for thinking we are a bunch of psychopaths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"



But the thing is...we have class.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:30 PM (aTgV0)

52 Back in the 70s, my wife's grandma gut shot her boyfriend in the middle of the street, in broad daylight, in front of G-d and everyone, after she found him on one of her daughters.

Acquitted.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 06:31 PM (BI5O2)

53 But the thing is...we have class.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:30 PM (aTgV0)

Grass, Class or Ass- no one rides for free!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:31 PM (bss/y)

54 Councilwoman Pearll Warren: "The fight I fight every days to be a black woman in America is something unfathomable"

You gave up on fighting the diet I see.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)

55 ""Mother May I Sleep With Evil?"
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:25 PM (aTgV0)

Danger?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"


Oh, when have I ever gotten anything right?

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:32 PM (aTgV0)

56 I was going to mention that clip of Newsom's wife after I saw it yesterday.

Literally every Dem presidential candidate's wife of the past 25 years is a mental case, and I'm including Doug Emhoff there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:33 PM (6ydKt)

57 21 There's no way they can run Newsom in 28. Forget the mountains of evidence of fraud and mismanagement in CA, Gavin and his wife are two of the creepiest people on the planet.
Posted by: JackStraw



Which means he'll absolutely run for President. It will be epic!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2026 06:33 PM (xA5g+)

58 Oh, when have I ever gotten anything right?
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:32 PM (aTgV0)

I was asking because evil sounded like too much.

'No sir, young lady, you may NOT sleep with Lucifer as long as you live under my roof!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:33 PM (bss/y)

59 Please to assure,

Gavin is every bit the douchebag he appears, and has been for a very long time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 06:33 PM (RIvkX)

60 Nightly News....all of them...Planes...Iran.

No calls for the U.S. to surrender.....yet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)

61 Mrs. Newsom touring "red states" to see what racism looks like is pretty rich. I've lived in Birmingham AL. I've been to a HBCU home football game as the only white dude in the stands.

Boston is far and away the most racist town I've ever experienced. Full stop. It's almost like the black population doesn't even coexist with the utterly disgusting snooty white people that live there.
Posted by: Defenestratus


Something like 29 years ago I happened to be living in Savannah. In those days they had newspapers printed on dead tree. And local staff writing articles of local interest. One of the staffers wrote a political op/ed on racism in the south, as perceived by new englanders. This writer happened t be a black guy, who happened to be from the NE. Before I get to the onion on the belt, he said they are far more racist in the NE than down south.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 06:34 PM (/lPRQ)

62 >>Councilwoman Pearll Warren

There's a name you don't hear too many times in life.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 03, 2026 06:34 PM (abIsI)

63 Every man sleeps with Danger.

amirite?

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:34 PM (aTgV0)

64 11 Mrs. Newsom touring "red states" to see what racism looks like is pretty rich. I've lived in Birmingham AL. I've been to a HBCU home football game as the only white dude in the stands.

Boston is far and away the most racist town I've ever experienced. Full stop. It's almost like the black population doesn't even coexist with the utterly disgusting snooty white people that live there.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 03, 2026 06:15 PM (WYStd)
I've walked through French Quarter and a HUGE crowd of Grambling and Southern football fans after the Bayou Classic, lots of alcohol and and nary a cross word.
we

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2026 06:34 PM (LHPAg)

65 "You know, someone who stumbled on this site could be forgiven for thinking we are a bunch of psychopaths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"



But the thing is...we have class.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:30 PM (aTgV0)
---
* sniff *

High functioning sociopaths, thank you very much...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 06:35 PM (ESVrU)

66 Nimrods! It's the New American Trump Organization

Posted by: t-bird at April 03, 2026 06:35 PM (f4oEt)

67
And here all y'all solemnly assured me that NATO stood for New Amsterdam Treaty Organization.

Oh, ha, ha, ha! Aren't you the funny ones?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 06:35 PM (xG4kz)

68 Mother, May I sleep with Danger.

From wiki:
A young woman, Erin, breaks up with her boyfriend, Billy, after kissing their mutual friend Kevin and deciding to pursue a relationship with him. Enraged, Billy bludgeons Erin to death and conceals the crime. Some time later, college student Laurel starts a relationship with Billy, who has assumed Kevin's identity. He becomes overly attached, but she is drawn to his intense affection; when he behaves inappropriately, she accepts his apologetic romantic gestures. After meeting Laurel's mother Jessica, Billy becomes increasingly more aggressive and jealous. He convinces Laurel to cut and bleach her hair, both to incense Jessica and to make Laurel resemble Erin. Jessica suspects "Kevin" is not who he claims to be.

To protect his assumed identity, Billy murders Kevin, who had been out of town. He convinces Laurel to live with him in an isolated cabin with no telephone. After she discovers he is not arranging installation of a phone line as he had claimed, she confronts him and decides to move out. He drugs and abducts her, driving her car to her family's cabin.

Me: Dear Lord. This was a TV movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:36 PM (bss/y)

69 Who are those "evil" people?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 06:20 PM (Cqx++)


From the context it ISN"T Erika Kirk and her team at TPUSA whooping it up after Charlie's assassination, but instead the people claiming that the picture is proof that Erika Kirk is at best heartless and at worst complicit.
Which, as we all know, is unthinkable.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026 06:36 PM (rbvCR)

70 Rahm "The Dancer" Emanuel is going to run in 2028.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 03, 2026 06:37 PM (abIsI)

71 High functioning sociopaths, thank you very much...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 06:35 PM (ESVrU)

Nice Sherlock ref.

'You're not traumatized by your time on the battlefield, Mr Watson.'

'You miss it.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:37 PM (bss/y)

72 "Dreamkeeper Initiative" is "defund the police."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 06:38 PM (RIvkX)

73 In my reality, you people are normal.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

74 65 "You know, someone who stumbled on this site could be forgiven for thinking we are a bunch of psychopaths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

All newcomers need to be directed to the Art Threads comments 1 to 100 and the Book Threads.

Just lock them in there.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)

75 That was one of thoze perennial tori spelling films aa with alyssa milano they permeated the 90s

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (bXbFr)

76
You know, someone who stumbled on this site could be forgiven for thinking we are a bunch of psychopaths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


More's the pity... for them.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (xG4kz)

77 Mother May I Sleep With Evil is the Sam Raimi version of Lifetime Channel.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (aTgV0)

78 We could help out the NY Times with what NATO stands for by renaming the Atlantic Ocean to the American Ocean.

After all, who can challenge us with their navies?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (cBW38)

79 Rahm "The Dancer" Emanuel is going to run in 2028.
Posted by: Major Healey at April 03, 2026 06:37 PM (abIsI)


It's an open field. We'd probably be better served listing the 3 Democrats who run - assuming there are that many.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e)

80 We laugh but the Lifetime Network has made a killing with these made-for-TV romance/murder movies.

Apparently women are into the strong, silent, sociopath type.
At least on film anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)

81 78 We could help out the NY Times with what NATO stands for by renaming the Atlantic Ocean to the American Ocean.

After all, who can challenge us with their navies?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 03, 2026 06:39 PM (cBW3

I say we just get the New Jersey out of museum dock and shell the NYT. How long do you think they would hold out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:41 PM (bss/y)

82
All newcomers need to be directed to the Art Threads comments 1 to 100 and the Book Threads.


Sure --

Boobs!
Sniper!
Doggies!
Happy little trees!
Pants!

Real safe spaces, those are!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 06:42 PM (xG4kz)

83 Which, as we all know, is unthinkable.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026 06:36 PM (rbvCR)

But plenty of people seem to be thinking it...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:43 PM (bss/y)

84 70 Rahm "The Dancer" Emanuel is going to run in 2028.
Posted by: Major Healey at April 03, 2026 06:37 PM (abIsI

He was on 'The View' this week.

I haven't finished my erotic fan fiction short story about his visit yet. It's difficult to write hot erotica with so many naked bodies that just flows.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

85 We laugh but the Lifetime Network has made a killing with these made-for-TV romance/murder movies.

Apparently women are into the strong, silent, sociopath type.
At least on film anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)


Based on literary sales, they all get moist for mythical monsters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

86 I'm betting bad dude raped mom or the daughter...so mom killed him.

Now, I say he did it past tense. But mom came up with a present tense story b/c saying you cold-bloodedly killed the rapist after the crime doesn't always get you off...but "saving the life of another" would, since you are always allowed to come to the aid of another.

I'm sure the jury was convinced of those facts, and thus didn't ultimately care what story mom came up with - they saw a dude who had it coming and deserved all he got.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 03, 2026 06:44 PM (tOcjL)

87 I say we just get the New Jersey out of museum dock and shell the NYT. How long do you think they would hold out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:41 PM (bss/y)


Approximately 1 round.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

88
Rahm "The Dancer" Emanuel is going to run in 2028.
Posted by: Major Healey


Can he do the Moonwalk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 06:45 PM (Cqx++)

89 Rahm "The Dancer" Emanuel is going to run in 2028.
Posted by: Major Healey at April 03, 2026 06:37 PM (abIsI)



That's; Tiny Dancer

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2026 06:45 PM (NtVYv)

90 I guess Blacks have fallen to a distant third on the diversity totem pole behind the rainbow people and the illegal aliens.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 03, 2026 06:48 PM (D0HYP)

91
It's difficult to write hot erotica with so many naked bodies that just flows


Well, flabalanches are a top tier horror to witness, much less visualize, for many folks.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 06:48 PM (xG4kz)

92 I assume a trans woman is a man trying to be a woman.
What is a cis woman again? Is that a real woman or something else?

Posted by: DanMan at April 03, 2026 06:48 PM (8uzBS)

93 Just got back from another whale watching excursion.


Smarmy bastards are avoiding me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 06:49 PM (A5RD0)

94 Every Marxists thinks the next election with fraud going full out thinks its a walk in to the White House

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)

95 London Breed accepted free work on her car.

She wrote to Gavin on City letterhead to plea for leniency for her incarcerated brother.

She is crystal clean and pure and no sir not one of those dollars wound up in her hands.


/s

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 06:49 PM (RIvkX)

96 "Just got back from another whale watching excursion."

Trip to Walmart?

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

97 93 Just got back from another whale watching excursion.


Smarmy bastards are avoiding me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 06:49 PM (A5RD0)

Any otter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:50 PM (bss/y)

98 On Scotch double number two.

Starting to feel…. Alright, alright, alright.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 06:51 PM (XV/Pl)

99 Just stumbled across this post from a Big Dummy:

https://is.gd/vybwaU

She looked at the (upside down) picture of earth from Artemis, and saw the Sahara. She thought the brown color was due to all the human caused environmental damage.
===

She is a geologist?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 06:51 PM (/lPRQ)

100
A good week's work Ace!

Sad about the Masterbaitin' Pete banning, but we still have Sid and the Disinterested FDA fella. You are merciful.

The only question left for me is Ardbeg or Laphroig Cask Strength on the back porch for sunset.

Being a religious holiday, I might have to go biblical and split that baby in half.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 06:53 PM (Y8DZL)

101 Just got back from another whale watching excursion.


Smarmy bastards are avoiding me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 06:49 PM


The nerve!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 03, 2026 06:54 PM (Wnv9h)

102 I guess Blacks have fallen to a distant third on the diversity totem pole behind the rainbow people and the illegal aliens.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 03, 2026 06:48 PM (D0HYP)

Please join the NAAIAP...The National Association For The Advancement Of Illegal Alien People.

Donate today!

Posted by: The Democrat Party at April 03, 2026 06:54 PM (jRlwL)

103 You were at the spew

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 06:56 PM (bXbFr)

104 Owen Benjamin has been on a fast decline since he had some "Stars of Death" on the Joey Diaz podcast. I remember seeing a video from Owen shortly after he left "Louder with Crowder" in which he said Steve was a good friend and he would never turn on him as people wanted to know why he left the show. A week later he was screaming "ef Steven Crowder, I think he might be a closeted homo."

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 03, 2026 06:56 PM (f1kZG)

105 104 Owen Benjamin has been on a fast decline since he had some "Stars of Death" on the Joey Diaz podcast. I remember seeing a video from Owen shortly after he left "Louder with Crowder" in which he said Steve was a good friend and he would never turn on him as people wanted to know why he left the show. A week later he was screaming "ef Steven Crowder, I think he might be a closeted homo."
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 03, 2026 06:56 PM (f1kZG)

It's weird, I keep not hearing of these guys until they decide to defect and start screaming at us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:57 PM (bss/y)

106 I wonder what the New York Slimes would translate SEATO to?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

107 I was going to mention that clip of Newsom's wife after I saw it yesterday.

Literally every Dem presidential candidate's wife of the past 25 years is a mental case, and I'm including Doug Emhoff there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Because they are not the 'actual' they feel free to speak their minds. You can be assured their spouses feel the same way but have to talk around what they really think.

Now, about those high ranking mandarin deep statist couples in DC... same.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)

108 >> She is a geologist?!

Wait...what? Oh my. Also claims to be a #ITConsultant, #CryptoTrader, #Environmentalist as well. And, she claims to be from Nigeria.

This geologist doesn't recognize her own damned continent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 06:58 PM (w6EFb)

109 As usual you are watching a bunch of lightly scripted bullshit and to back that up, my prediction is that the 2028 DNC primary will be a giant farce of "Trump Style" attacks on each other but all couched in focus group voter friendly branding. At least voter friendly on their chosen one or two and damaging to the ones they really don't want.

So like one of them will brand Newsom (for example) as "mean" or something like that. But Democrats think "mean" sells now especially in a supposedly manly man they can keep the ladies moist for. I'm just spitballing, there's a few ways it could really go, and even predicting the shape is hard.

But my theory is if they're all being loud and obnoxious to each other, Vance or Trump attacks on them aren't gonna easily land. Or so the DNC will believe.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 06:59 PM (vE0+H)

110 “ But he was pierced for our transgressions,
he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
and by his wounds we are healed.”

Isaiah 53:5

Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2026 06:59 PM (Pu/zx)

111 I think the Sahara has been around...

Bing AI:
The Sahara was not always a desert. During the African Humid Period, approximately 11,000 to 5,000 years ago, the region was lush, with grasslands, woodlands, lakes, and rivers, supporting diverse wildlife and human populations. This “Green Sahara” gradually transformed into the arid desert we know today, with the transition beginning around 8,000 years ago and reaching its hyper-arid state roughly 5,500 years ago.

Me: I feel like this is complete bullshit. You are picking a date just about a bit before recorded history started.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:00 PM (bss/y)

112
I'm sure Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro will protest this use of corporate-governmental power to squelch black men's rights.




Hell no. I'm pretty sure he thinks that the more black men on unemployment or incarcerated, the better. It means more black women for him to stick his dick into. He's notorious for having an insatiable case of jungle fever.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2026 07:01 PM (y9nCu)

113 110 “ But he was pierced for our transgressions,
he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
and by his wounds we are healed.”

Isaiah 53:5
Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2026 06:59 PM (Pu/zx)

Which is why the whole 'Jews killed Christ!' thing is such... bullshit. Who killed Christ? WE ALL did. We made it necessary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:02 PM (bss/y)

114 Yes everyone played their psrt rhe romans the sadduccees the pharisees it was foretold in isiah 50

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 07:04 PM (bXbFr)

115 Which is why the whole 'Jews killed Christ!' thing is such... bullshit. Who killed Christ? WE ALL did. We made it necessary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:02 PM (bss/y)
====

Blaming someone else is human nature. It's why my marriage has lasted so long.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

116 Any otter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

This morning I saw two harbor seals and an evil
River otter. And lots of ducks. Buffleheads, merganzers and puffins too!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 07:04 PM (A5RD0)

117 Some potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates are introducing themselves to voters in a striking way: by documenting their childhood resentments, family chaos and fights with their parents.


IOW, they are self-absorbed assholes who air their dirty laundry in public and expect to be rewarded for that.

Buncha twats, doncha think?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 03, 2026 07:05 PM (DwqWV)

118 Blaming someone else is human nature. It's why my marriage has lasted so long.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:06 PM (bss/y)

119 Oh we're classy as fuck

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 07:06 PM (ZxPkt)

120 Councilwoman Pearll Warren: "The fight I fight every days to be a black woman in America is something unfathomable"


To be fair, being that stupid does mean life takes a bit more effort.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 03, 2026 07:06 PM (DwqWV)

121 >> I feel like this is complete bullshit.

That's true. Green Sahara is about a 21,000 year cycle driven by precession of the equinoxes, perihelion walking around the seasons. When perihelion gets in nothern hemisphere summer, it tips it back wet and green again. The mechanism is not completely understood, but it has to do with the African monsoon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 07:07 PM (w6EFb)

122 In their intersectional world victimization confers status and credibility.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)

123 >> I feel like this is complete bullshit.

That's true. Green Sahara is about a 21,000 year cycle driven by precession of the equinoxes, perihelion walking around the seasons. When perihelion gets in nothern hemisphere summer, it tips it back wet and green again. The mechanism is not completely understood, but it has to do with the African monsoon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Might there be a glacial cycle in there too?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 07:08 PM (/lPRQ)

124 and Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker

Pritzker grew up in Atherton, California, one of the richest towns in the United States.

The cops in Atherton had a reputation for not arresting residents for DWI, but rather driving the inebriated resident home.

To this day, Atherton refuses to allow the construction of apartment buildings, because they are so déclassé.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2026 07:09 PM (n1OCj)

125 101 Just got back from another whale watching excursion.


Smarmy bastards are avoiding me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 06:49 PM

The nerve!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 03, 2026 06:54 PM (Wnv9h)

C'mon up if you want to see whales. We will go to Resurrection Bay. Plenty of whales, orcas, puffins, murres, sea lions, sea otters, and loads of jellyfish.

I saw a bumper sticker today that said I'd rather be jellyfishing. I have no idea what that means, but more power to her, I guess.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 03, 2026 07:10 PM (DwqWV)

126
Once San Francisco's most powerful civil rights watchdog, Sheryl Davis continued her spectacular fall on Monday when she surrendered to authorities to face accusations that she misappropriated funds and engaged in "pervasive" self-dealing while leading a landmark initiative meant to benefit the city's Black community.

-------

Her predictable fall.

This happens a lot.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2026 07:10 PM (azNOR)

127 Only non-Christians believe that Christians are "mad" that Christ was killed. It's like someone saying I'm mad that someone filled my swimming pool with water.

I don't have a swimming pool. But if I did.

There used to be a weekly column called News of the Weird and the collator called one of the categories "Unclear on the Concept". Always loved that.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 07:11 PM (vE0+H)

128 119 Oh we're classy as fuck
Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 07:06 PM (ZxPkt)

I have always thought so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 03, 2026 07:11 PM (DwqWV)

129 96 "Just got back from another whale watching excursion."

Trip to Walmart?
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)


***golf clap***

Comment of the Week material, right there 😂

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 07:11 PM (SRRAx)

130 saw a bumper sticker today that said I'd rather be jellyfishing. I have no idea what that means, but more power to her, I guess.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 03, 2026 07:10 PM (DwqWV)

Yeah I'm gonna do myself a favor and not look that one up.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 07:11 PM (vE0+H)

131 That NYT reporter I imagine probably got smug high from thinking up that headline. Where his zher Master's in Journalisming from?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 07:11 PM (RIvkX)

132 Bing AI:
The Sahara was not always a desert. During the African Humid Period, approximately 11,000 to 5,000 years ago, the region was lush, with grasslands, woodlands, lakes, and rivers, supporting diverse wildlife and human populations. This “Green Sahara” gradually transformed into the arid desert we know today, with the transition beginning around 8,000 years ago and reaching its hyper-arid state roughly 5,500 years ago.

Me: I feel like this is complete bullshit. You are picking a date just about a bit before recorded history started.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:00 PM (bss/y)


Possibly legit. the timeframe listed starts around the end of the most recent ice age so it probably has to do with climactic changes associated with that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 07:12 PM (ExV1e)

133 Aetius

Although most prehistorians who have studied the Predynastic agree that a startling increase in rainfall took place in Upper Egypt between 7000 and 2500 BC, they are not unanimous about where it came from, how consistent it was, or at what time of the year it would have fallen.
...
Regardless of how we reconstruct the subsistence economy and divisions of labor that were used by Predynastic peoples to take advantage of their complex environment, it seems apparent that they were scattered widely from the banks of the Nile out into the hills of the Western Desert, exploiting a variety of ecological niches with a variety of different subsistence techniques and modes of social organization.


pg 162-163. Egypt Before the Pharoahs/ Michael A. Hoffman. First published in 1979. 1993 Barnes & Noble edition.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2026 07:13 PM (2GVsD)

134 I mean the DNC could try a sober serious primary full of phony scripted heartstring tugging like always but I don't see it. The world is just not gonna show up for that and they have to know it.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 07:14 PM (vE0+H)

135 Which is why the whole 'Jews killed Christ!' thing is such... bullshit. Who killed Christ? WE ALL did. We made it necessary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:02 PM (bss/y)


Further, from a Judeo-Christian perspective, if all the Jews had risen up to prevent the Crucifixion, they would be defying the Father and preventing Christ from fulfilling his Earthly mission.

The Christ-killer stuff is just about the stupidest thing imaginable. "Oh, they allowed Christ to redeem me. Those dastardly Jews."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 07:15 PM (ExV1e)

136 111 I think the Sahara has been around...

Bing AI:
The Sahara was not always a desert. During the African Humid Period, approximately 11,000 to 5,000 years ago, the region was lush, with grasslands, woodlands, lakes, and rivers, supporting diverse wildlife and human populations. This “Green Sahara” gradually transformed into the arid desert we know today, with the transition beginning around 8,000 years ago and reaching its hyper-arid state roughly 5,500 years ago.

Me: I feel like this is complete bullshit. You are picking a date just about a bit before recorded history started.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:00 PM (bss/y)


Yeah. Every time I hear the Green Sahara claim I think to myself, OK, then where did the gazillions of tons of sand come from? Were there plants, now extinct, that grew in sand? Methinks this claim is about green, wet areas near the coast and the Nile, that extended inland maybe fifty miles more than today, and the savanna belt extended a bit farther north. But the 'experts' seem to want everyone to believe the entire Sahara area was a lush garden from the Mediterranean to Timbuktu and Khartoum, five-to-ten thousand years ago.

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2026 07:15 PM (5rh/l)

137 The funniest part about this "life story" stuff is it screams "get to know us we're all so diverse". As if there is some grand honesty behind it.

But meanwhile they are fucking all leftard automatons who will run the country into the ground and loot the proceeds in the same exact way.

I wonder if ChatGPT gave them this idea.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 07:16 PM (vE0+H)

138 Only non-Christians believe that Christians are "mad" that Christ was killed.

I think it was an excuse used during the European pogroms. Still and asinine take.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 07:16 PM (ExV1e)

139 When I went to high school in Mountain View, we used to sometimes drive to Atherton to see how the other half lived. Of course, that was many decades ago

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 03, 2026 07:17 PM (gQ15S)

140
Just looking some of the high spots of the Green Sahara cycle. They think there've been about 230 Green Sahara cycles in the last 8 million years. That's still a twinkling of the eye in geologic time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

141 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 07:19 PM (ExV1e)

142 Madame Newsom does know that those red states were all blue states when they had slavery, right?

Posted by: Delurker at April 03, 2026 07:20 PM (gtcuf)

143 If it stopped raining on Florida, in a couple of thousand years the peninsula would be a sea of white sugar-sand dunes.

Wasn't Upper Egypt populated by refugees from Nabta Playa when the Sahara dried up?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 03, 2026 07:26 PM (IQhz0)

144 Yeah. Every time I hear the Green Sahara claim I think to myself, OK, then where did the gazillions of tons of sand come from? Were there plants, now extinct, that grew in sand? Methinks this claim is about green, wet areas near the coast and the Nile, that extended inland maybe fifty miles more than today, and the savanna belt extended a bit farther north. But the 'experts' seem to want everyone to believe the entire Sahara area was a lush garden from the Mediterranean to Timbuktu and Khartoum, five-to-ten thousand years ago.
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2026 07:15 PM (5rh/l)


There are places in the US that are very sandy, and if the rains went away they would be come quite sandy deserts.

one of the alternate ways of looking at the questions is "If that area was rainy and green once upon a time, would people have lived in it and left traces, and would the rain run off to make lakes and river systems" and then look to see if such things have been found.

Try looking up "paleorivers" and "sahara" for example, or "hunters and gatherers" and "sahara" to see what is found online from the journals

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026 07:32 PM (rbvCR)

145 The Chicago Bulls now prefer to be called the Chicago Steers. IYKYK

Posted by: Fritzy at April 03, 2026 07:45 PM (2GIh1)

146 Yeah. Every time I hear the Green Sahara claim I think to myself, OK, then where did the gazillions of tons of sand come from?

Whitey.

Posted by: Zombie Gil Scott Heron, Racist at April 03, 2026 07:46 PM (jRlwL)

147
She is a geologist?!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Allegedly, but she has bigger concerns -- two, in fact -- that divert her stunning intellect from such "deep thoughts".

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 08:12 PM (xG4kz)

148 Boston is far and away the most racist town I've ever experienced.
Yeah, my experience as well. Also total assholes. But the blacks there aren't any better.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 03, 2026 08:46 PM (XMwZJ)

149 "Jaden Ivey didn't last long with the Chicago Bulls before he was waived, let go, or whatever polite term is being used these days to fire someone. It came after he posted a video sharing his thoughts on Pride Month and the NBA."

The law suit settlement from this should be worth something north of a $100 million. I am going to off the rails here and assume that it is wildly illegal to shitcan somebody because for simply stating he isn't a fan of homo sex.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 03, 2026 09:34 PM (CUA6T)

150 Which is why the whole 'Jews killed Christ!' thing is such... bullshit. Who killed Christ? WE ALL did. We made it necessary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 07:02 PM (bss/y)

I don't follow. It was necessary has a corollary: it was necessary for someone to do it.

It also is fairly ahistorical. Assigning blame to the Jews has a textual basis (Matt 27:25) that was recognized to stand for that proposition for a long time. Saint Augustine, for example.

I prefer our more contemporary rapprochement with the Jews myself. But I don't think the preceding view was dumb or inexplicable.

I think Christians have largely lost their fire and are embarrassed by a lot of their past. It's a lot like the story of the modern West in general.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 03, 2026 11:31 PM (lesDH)

Is This Something?

Before that: Iran began launching missiles at the area of the crash in order to kill the pilots and any special forces sent to retrieve them.

They also shot small arms fire at search and rescue helicopters.

There is a claim that the second pilot was found and flown back to a base in Iraq. I have searched for someone apart from this one rando account claiming this, and have found nothing. So I wouldn't believe it.

Babak Taghvaee - The Crisis Watch
@BabakTaghvaee1
BREAKING: According to CENTCOM, the second U.S. Air Force CSAR team sent into Iran to rescue the crew of the downed F-15E of the 494th Fighter Squadron has successfully located and rescued the second crew member.

He ejected, survived the crash, and is now safe in Iraq.

This is good news for the 48th Fighter Wing community at RAF Lakenheath--both crew members of the downed F-15E are now safe.

Also, the crew members of the second HH-60W helicopter involved in the rescue operation of the second crew member, which was shot upon by means of MANPADS, are also safe.

This is the kind of news which, if true, would be shouted from all five corners of the Pentagon.

I wouldn't even post this but it's being retweeted and I figure everyone will hear about it. If you see an official source confirming this, please let me know.

Now, on to the silly crap.

A full-length trailer from Backrooms. It's a lot like House of Leaves, if you read that. I read a hundred pages and decided "I get the gist."

It looks like Uncanny Places are this season's New Hotness.

The Most Dangerous Girlboss. I would say it's something I would see except 1, I don't like Charlize Theron, 2, it's a Netflix movie and you know that's the Mark of Quality, and 3, I'm just so tired of girlbosses I just can't take a movie with a female lead involving danger from a predatory male. That kind of movie should be perfectly acceptable, but you know, at some point you hit your limit on them.

The Lonely Island guys are somehow involved in this husband-and-wife-try-to-murder-each-other comedy.

A comedy-western with John C. Reilly. I don't know what this one is going for.

They're doing a Malcolm in the Middle sequel series on Hulu.

Jonah Hill looks bizarre:

(Whoops, I first wrote "Jonah Goldberg looks bizarre," which is true, but irrelevant.)

Finally -- at long last, Sidney Sweeney and Ana de Armas in Brokeback Mountain 2.

Not really.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:56 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (0N4FZ)

2 I've seen the scissors trailer. They are trying way too hard.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2026 04:57 PM (0N4FZ)

3 1st?

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:57 PM (j10i6)

4 Ugh...

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (j10i6)

5 Everybody must be at the bar...

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:59 PM (j10i6)

6 Did you know that if you connect things together correctly, they work? Just FYI.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 03, 2026 04:59 PM (CHHv1)

7
Scissors. Heh.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 03, 2026 05:03 PM (IifOV)

8 LMAO....how far down the toilet is Hollywood that it's difficult to determine if the official trailers are just that, or parodies of worn out tropes?

Seriously, when Hathaway was doing her overly dramatic line there, I was waiting for the kid to do some SNL punchline in their "surprise! it's a comedy" fashion.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 05:04 PM (dIske)

9 A full-length trailer from Backrooms. It's a lot like House of Blue Leaves, if you read that. I read a hundred pages and decided "I get the gist."
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Do you mean "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski?

That's about a house that turns out to be an eldritch location.

"House of Blue Leaves" is a play about a zookeeper who wants to make it big in Hollywood as a songwriter.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:04 PM (ESVrU)

10 Enough is Enough.............

Trump needs to bomb all Goat Farms which will end the war within 24 hours !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 03, 2026 05:04 PM (38587)

11 It's a movie thread then?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 05:05 PM (4NO2D)

12 The Most Dangerous Girlboss. I would say it's something I would see except 1, I don't like Charlize Theron

Sound judgement. She's a monster in real life.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 05:05 PM (Y8DZL)

13 No word on the second pilot from any of the 'news' stations at the top of the hour.

Dems want to Impeach President Trump. When you only have a hammer.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)

14 So you’re saying @BabakTaghvaee1 may not be the most reliable source of information?

*takes notes*

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 05:06 PM (6ydKt)

15 "Backrooms" looks kind it should be a "Channel Zero" miniseries.

In fact, Season Two of "Channel Zero" involves a living dimension that consumes those who enter it via a surreal haunted house of sorts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:06 PM (ESVrU)

16 I cracked a rip from laughing while watching the Brokeback Mountain 2 trailer. Totally worth it.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 03, 2026 05:07 PM (glnUu)

17 Skip saves site showing sailing ship sighting

Posted by: banana Dream - say that three times fast at April 03, 2026 05:07 PM (3uBP9)

18 >>>Do you mean "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski?

oh yeah I meant that. BTW, I originally wrote "House of Leaves" and then thought, "I got that wrong, it's house of BLUE Leaves."

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle)

19 Until verified, don't believe it.


Did read another would be Jihadist was shot and killed after crashing into a patrol car then pulling a knife on the officer.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)

20 I've seen the scissors trailer. They are trying way too hard.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2026 04:57 PM (0N4FZ)

You didn't come here for the acting

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2026 05:08 PM (NtVYv)

21
Not "Running With Scissors Hill"?

I am disappoint!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:09 PM (xG4kz)

22 Everybody must be at the bar...
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04

I might like to be at the bar. Instead I'm home recovering after a Good Friday service.

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 05:09 PM (ZeH0U)

23 Praying it's true about the 2nd pilot.

and them putting Weinstein in that trailer gave me a chuckle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2026 05:09 PM (n5tGW)

24
"House of Blue Leaves" is a play about a zookeeper who wants to make it big in Hollywood as a songwriter...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:04 PM (ESVrU)

...but is foiled when the studio execs realize his skills are better suited to keeping the """talent""" from escaping their kennels, darting them with thorazine when they get spooked by loud noises, tazing them when they bite, and so on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2)

25 Anne Hathaway is still hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:09 PM (bss/y)

26 Scissors Hill looks great even though it needs a few more asian women.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:11 PM (Sco7b)

27 oh yeah I meant that. BTW, I originally wrote "House of Leaves" and then thought, "I got that wrong, it's house of BLUE Leaves."

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle)
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The Wikipedia page for "House of Blue Leaves" even has a disclaimer at the top:

"Not to be confused with House of Leaves."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:11 PM (ESVrU)

28 Re: the Charlize Theron movie, the first comment on YooToob for the trailer said, "Netflix just made 'Would you rather be alone in a jungle with a man or a bear' into a film."

Charlize is a beautiful creature and a fine actress. But if it's going to emphasize the girlboss business, I'll pass (when it comes out on DVD, if it does).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

29 WTF happened to Masturbatin' Pete? I know he was acting like an asshole and Ace (rightly) perma-banned him, but what made him go around the bend? I remember him posting in the past, and he was never the contrary asshole of recent memory. Possible alien abduction? Zombie infestation? AI bot impersonation? I'm baffled.

Posted by: a.moron at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (X5Jzz)

30 Jonah Hill looks bizarre:

No doubt,
He looks like an balding Keannu Reeves.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)

31 House of Blues > House of Blue Leaves

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (n5tGW)

32
A full-length trailer from Backrooms.

Finally!

We have a safe place to stick all illegal aliens and we don't even have to deport them!

This is great news.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (iJfKG)

33 25 Anne Hathaway is still hot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03

There is something very classic about her looks, and she is aging very well. With help, but I don’t have qualms about that when done well.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (OoFl2)

34 House of Leaves or House of Blue Leaves? These are two very different things.

Posted by: banana Dream - say that three times fast at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (3uBP9)

35 wait what anne hathaway movie did I link? I SAW a trailer for an anne hathaway movie but didn't link it because it didn't seem interesting. Did I actually link it?

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

36 29 WTF happened to Masturbatin' Pete? I know he was acting like an asshole and Ace (rightly) perma-banned him, but what made him go around the bend? I remember him posting in the past, and he was never the contrary asshole of recent memory. Possible alien abduction? Zombie infestation? AI bot impersonation? I'm baffled.
Posted by: a.moron at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (X5Jzz)

I honestly do not remember enough of him to know. I just knew the name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (bss/y)

37
Harvey Weinstein as the lead "looker" was hilarious

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (xG4kz)

38 Not to be a downer on a Friday heading into a holiday weekend but …

… none of those somethings look like anything. Zero interest in all of them. If the trailer is stupid and boring, what does that make the movie?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (jB7fc)

39 " Anne Hathaway is still hot."

So am I!

Posted by: Rob Reiner IN HELL at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (vFG9F)

40 The End of Oak Street is by JJ Binks, and I refuse to watch his poo.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (gKWVE)

41 Brokeback 2
Nice!!

Ai movies are tight.

Posted by: Heroq at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (Vb3xW)

42 25 Anne Hathaway is still hot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:09 PM (bss/y)
______________________________

Regardless of the sophomoric comments this will solicit, I'd like to point out that Anne Hathaway has, perhaps, the biggest mouth in film. (not a reference to what she says, but the physical size of her mouth. It's humungous.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 05:14 PM (dIske)

43 35 wait what anne hathaway movie did I link? I SAW a trailer for an anne hathaway movie but didn't link it because it didn't seem interesting. Did I actually link it?
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast?

The End of Oak street has anne hathaway... as the mom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:14 PM (bss/y)

44 oh she's in the Oak Street movie. She's also in some other upcoming movie i almost linked.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)

45 Well of course Sidney and Ana’s rifles didn’t work on the deer.

They’re shooting blanks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

46 MP has been around now and then.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 05:14 PM (vFG9F)

47 Posted by: a.moron at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (X5Jzz)

I don't want to say I set him off, but you make one innocent reference to Iran becoming glass and things escalate....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:15 PM (Sco7b)

48
Not to be a downer on a Friday heading into a holiday weekend but …

… none of those somethings look like anything. Zero interest in all of them. If the trailer is stupid and boring, what does that make the movie?
Posted by: Elric the Blade


Vapid and pointless

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:15 PM (xG4kz)

49 i liked in the Sydney Sweeney/Ana de Armas movie, they try to hide the affair from their husbands but the husbands are both very supportive.

See, men can be nice.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:15 PM (1wjle)

50 Why oh why did i eat my moon pie before my cheesy crackers?

I mean, i know exactly why. I'm just lamenting my poor decisions.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (VR4+k)

51 oh she's in the Oak Street movie. She's also in some other upcoming movie i almost linked.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle

===

Bruh.

No need to brag about your sex tapes.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (hAotW)

52 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

How was the lecture and lunch?

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (lQ+/f)

53 House of Blue Leaves is a 1970s off-broadway play comedy.


House of Leaves is the 2000 Danielewski novel including with looping self referential off-tangent nested plots. And a house where any dimension is not a function of any other dimension. Hallways can go for miles, rooms are bigger than the room or house that contains them, etc...

Posted by: banana Dream - say that three times fast at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (3uBP9)

54 The End of Oak Street is by JJ Binks, and I refuse to watch his poo.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (gKWVE)
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That trailer was lame.

Looks like a street was somehow teleported in time/space to when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Land of the Lost (television) probably did it better.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (ESVrU)

55 40 The End of Oak Street is by JJ Binks, and I refuse to watch his poo.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (gKWVE)

So.... the twist is that Oak Street is actually Oak Circle, and all the mailbox numbers are out of order?

Spooky.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (VR4+k)

56 I might like to be at the bar. Instead I'm home recovering after a Good Friday service.
Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026


***
I'm home recovering from my exposure to Western paternalism and imperialism toward Korean orphans, as "explained" by an anti-American professor. There was a free lunch -- shrimp or chicken po-boys, plus french fries; and she was surprisingly attractive. I mean, I was expecting some middle-aged battleaxe with close-cropped silver hair; but she was youngish, slim, and well-spoken, with long black hair and wearing a nice black dress and high heels (!).

She herself, she mentioned, was a Korean adoptee. Instead of being grateful to her adopted country for all the advantages she's had, she complains about American soldiers creating a Korean adoption "industry." Oh, well, the drive there and back was pleasant and the food was, did I mention it was free?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)

57 I like the part where the girls are shooting the rifles.
Pretty funny.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (UjdFS)

58 Land of the Lost (television) probably did it better.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (ESVrU)

___________________

Jerk!!! Now I have that Theme song in my brain.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (dIske)

59 Ace,

U.S. Central Command (centcom dot mil) hasn't put out a public release since March 31st.

>Al Jazeera has the following, 1st posted 3 hours ago:
WATCH: What we know about the US fighter jet shot down in Iran.

It's roughly a minute and a half in length. The message of the news anchor chilled my blood.

Also, 1 hour ago - 'US media says 2 US helicopters involved in rescue mission were hit'
The US media is now reporting a US official as saying that two US helicopters involved in search-and-rescue operations for the downed pilots were hit by Iranian fire.

It has many more "developments" posted, one of which is one of the two helicopters, above, has also been downed.

As always, hard to say what's real.
---
Lastly, it has also reported today: News
Drone strike on Sudan hospital kills 10, medical charity MSF says
Two strikes on Al Jabalain Hospital in White Nile State hit an operating theatre and a maternity ward, MSF says.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (NFX2v)

60
Regardless of the sophomoric comments this will solicit, I'd like to point out that Anne Hathaway has, perhaps, the biggest mouth in film. (not a reference to what she says, but the physical size of her mouth. It's humungous.
Posted by: Orson


Kyra Sedgewick and Julia Roberts are no slouches in the Wide Mouth department, either.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (xG4kz)

61 If that's secunds air crew persin is Gay that's Trump butter gets them out of that's Iran place immederanty !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (nZNS1)

62 50 Why oh why did i eat my moon pie before my cheesy crackers?

I mean, i know exactly why. I'm just lamenting my poor decisions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (VR4+k)


Just finish your RC Cola and be happy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (skR0U)

63 House of Leaves or House of Blue Leaves? These are two very different things.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Hmm. 'Behind the Door', vs.'Behind the Green Door'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (XeU6L)

64 54 The End of Oak Street is by JJ Binks, and I refuse to watch his poo.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (gKWVE


===

Produced by him, not written or directed.

It's made by the guy who made It Follows. I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (hAotW)

65
The Lonely Island guys are somehow involved in this husband-and-wife-try-to-murder-each-other comedy

This is a remake of another Netflix foreign movie. (Quality Guarranteed!).

This is one where almost certainly you can get your fill of comedy anal rape.

In the furren flick, it was just (mostly) a threat to control the husband character by the criminals. From the reviews, I gather they go ahead and rape the husband in the remake.

Does this mean we're going to get a comedy remake of "The Accused" next year?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (iJfKG)

66 50 Why oh why did i eat my moon pie before my cheesy crackers?

I mean, i know exactly why. I'm just lamenting my poor decisions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (VR4+k)

Could you eat a second moon pie after you eat the cheesy crackers?

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (fNISR)

67 I don't want to say I set him off, but you make one innocent reference to Iran becoming glass and things escalate....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:15 PM (Sco7b)

Piper's comment also put a bur in his britches, I think.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (Y1sOo)

68 Kyra Sedgewick and Julia Roberts are no slouches in the Wide Mouth department, either.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (xG4kz)
_________________________

You aren't kidding. If you put those three in a room, dig up Monty Hall....we could do a reboot of "Let's make a Deal."

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (dIske)

69 Danielewski's sister Poe wrote an album to go with his book and it's pretty good. I liked both her albums.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (3uBP9)

70 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)

Thanks. I'm glad she was attractive and the lunch was free. Did Miss Linda have any comments on the talk?

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 05:20 PM (lQ+/f)

71 I remember some humor site making a lesbian Brokeback Mountain spoof where the husbands are trying to get their wives together and then sneak in to watch so that joke has been around for a while

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2026 05:21 PM (sKqQm)

72 67 Piper's comment also put a bur in his britches, I think.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (Y1sOo

===

Dude can't move on from Iraq, and he just wanted to make sure everyone knew, in no uncertain terms, that he was incapable of taking in new information or moving on.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:21 PM (hAotW)

73 Danielewski's sister Poe wrote an album to go with his book and it's pretty good. I liked both her albums.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (3uBP9)
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Have his book, and I *want* to read it, but it takes serious effort because it's not written like normal novels.

There's heavy meta-elements to the story in the way the book is laid out and designed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:21 PM (ESVrU)

74 There is only one Brokeback Mountain II. Accept no substitutes.

https://tinyurl.com/4xwkv5t5

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (4NO2D)

75 I think if the Homo Ragheads have the WSO he would be broadcast all over TV stations like they did in 1979...

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (38587)

76 Land of the Lost (television) probably did it better.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (ESVrU)

Wasn’t there a TV show recently where people got transported back to the dinosaur age?

‘La Brea’ or something?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

77 Before that: Iran began launching missiles at the area of the crash in order to kill the pilots and any special forces sent to retrieve them.

They also shot small arms fire at search and rescue helicopters.


Seeing as I'm an experienced 29 year old I remember when a claim was raised that Bush 41 shot at Japanese in a life boat during WWII, and the left at the time argued that any attack on people in this sort of survivor situation was a serious war crime.

Why do I expect they will give Iran a pass here?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm)

78
Dude can't move on from Iraq, and he just wanted to make sure everyone knew, in no uncertain terms, that he was incapable of taking in new information or moving on.
Posted by: TJM's phone


Don't neglect his "23 years (a slave to AoSHQ)!" schtick.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (xG4kz)

79 Well of course Sidney and Ana’s rifles didn’t work on the deer.

They’re shooting blanks.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
......

Squirt guns.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

80 Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast?

The End of Oak street has anne hathaway... as the mom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026


***
Mmmm . . . toast . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (wzUl9)

81 66 50 Why oh why did i eat my moon pie before my cheesy crackers?

I mean, i know exactly why. I'm just lamenting my poor decisions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (VR4+k)

Could you eat a second moon pie after you eat the cheesy crackers?
Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (fNISR)

... in celebration of the Artemis II mission.

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:23 PM (fNISR)

82 Piper's comment also put a bur in his britches, I think.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (Y1sOo)

I'll happily be teamed up with Piper.




Now onto more important Horde business, I asked Grok this. I'll bring back the response next.

Hi Grok. It says 'Ask anything.' Which american actresses have the largest mouths physically...measurement wise?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)

83 Rather than addressing the topic, or offering a different perspective, Pete made it personal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2026 05:24 PM (XeU6L)

84 >>> 64 54 The End of Oak Street is by JJ Binks, and I refuse to watch his poo.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (gKWVE


===

Produced by him, not written or directed.

It's made by the guy who made It Follows. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (hAotW)

Meesa good at fcuking things up no matter how is involved!!!

Posted by: JJ Binks at April 03, 2026 05:24 PM (ULPxl)

85 Oak Street?! Dammit, you were supposed to go to Maple Street!

Posted by: Boss of the Monsters at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

86 Thanks. I'm glad she was attractive and the lunch was free. Did Miss Linda have any comments on the talk?
Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026


***
Not too much. She was just glad I behaved myself while in darkest East Berlin until we got back to the American Sector.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (wzUl9)

87 Chicken Chokin' Pete was a fucking retard and he rubbed Ace the wrong way on the wrong day lol.

I thought his shtick was mostly harmless but also he clearly ate crayons for the taste.

Posted by: ballistic at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (oqH4h)

88 Seriously, when Hathaway was doing her overly dramatic line there, I was waiting for the kid to do some SNL punchline in their "surprise! it's a comedy" fashion.
Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 05:04 PM (dIske)


I was expecting the whole neighborhood to be Republicans. And then it would turn into some purge-like movie about poor migrants.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e)

89 Meesa good at fcuking things up no matter how is involved!!!
Posted by: JJ Binks at April 03, 2026 05:24 PM (ULPxl)
----
There's a reason Nerdrotic calls your studio "Bad REBOOT."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (ESVrU)

90 House of Leaves wasn't my favorite read. It was an interesting concept. I stuck with it to see where it was all going. You can guess my level of satisfaction with that choice.

Reading it reminded me of back when I read all the Illuminatus books to see where that was all going. Similar level of satisfaction obtained at the end of that experience.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)

91 Having a double of snooty Scotch.

Yep, it’s been a Scotch kind of day.

It’s at a minimum, a three double night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (XV/Pl)

92
Why oh why did i eat my moon pie before my cheesy crackers?

I mean, i know exactly why. I'm just lamenting my poor decisions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:16 PM (VR4+k)

Could you eat a second moon pie after you eat the cheesy crackers?
Posted by: m


This is starting to sound like "Boondocks" and the Luther Burger:

The Luther Burger, featured in "The Boondocks," is a hamburger made with glazed doughnuts instead of a traditional bun.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:26 PM (xG4kz)

93 91 Having a double of snooty Scotch.

Yep, it’s been a Scotch kind of day.

It’s at a minimum, a three double night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (XV/

===

I call those days the days that end in y.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:26 PM (hAotW)

94 The vast majority of aircraft shot down during Iraq and Afghanistan were helicopters. Low and slow is not where you want to be in a shooting war.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Y1sOo)

95 Notable Mentions from Popular Discussions

Here are the American actresses most frequently cited for having notably large/wide mouths (often praised for their broad, toothy smiles or full lips that make the mouth appear prominent):

Julia Roberts — Iconic for her huge, wide smile and naturally full lips (often called a "trout mouth" due to the even plumpness with minimal Cupid's bow). She's repeatedly topped or heavily featured in fan lists and articles about "actresses with large mouths." Her grin is one of the most recognizable in Hollywood for its breadth.

Angelina Jolie — Known for her full, sensual lips and wide mouth. She's a staple in "best/sexiest lips" rankings and is often compared directly to Julia Roberts for mouth prominence.

Other American actresses commonly mentioned in "large mouths" or "broad smiles" contexts include:

Cameron Diaz (wide, bright smile)
Anne Hathaway (broad, full-lipped smile)
Eva Mendes (frequently listed for large mouth features)
Scarlett Johansson (voluptuous lips contributing to a prominent mouth)

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b)

96 Oak Street?! Dammit, you were supposed to go to Maple Street!
Posted by: Boss of the Monsters at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
----
You should see the weird stuff that shows up on Mulberry Street!

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at April 03, 2026 05:26 PM (ESVrU)

97 92 The Luther Burger, featured in "The Boondocks," is a hamburger made with glazed doughnuts instead of a traditional bun.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:26 PM (xG4kz)

yum

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (fNISR)

98 61 If that's secunds air crew persin is Gay that's Trump butter gets them out of that's Iran place immederanty !!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (nZNS1)

Mary, you need therapy immediately because your Brain is a pound of mush like Blo Jiden !!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (cAEZx)

99 Instead of being grateful to her adopted country for all the advantages she's had, she complains about American soldiers creating a Korean adoption "industry."

The dirty secret about those adoptions is that a lot of the adoptees were fathered on the Koreans by US soldiers. The Koreans used the adoption industry - it was an industry - to flush the foreign genes out of their race.
The North Koreans are more overtly nativist, maybe, but they're all Koreans, coming right off a foreign occupation.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (gKWVE)

100 Hi Grok. It says 'Ask anything.' Which american actresses have the largest mouths physically...measurement wise?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)

ChatGPT: "That's a great question, you're really on the right track..."

Copilot: "Here's a powershell script to analyze images for relative volume based on..."

Grok: "... the f*ck's wrong with you, man? I don't know, here's some links to tit pics, have fun i guess. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (VR4+k)

101 100

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (fNISR)

102 Kyra Sedgewick and Julia Roberts are no slouches in the Wide Mouth department, either.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:18 PM (xG4kz)

Amateurs

Posted by: Carly Simon at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (NtVYv)

103 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (wzUl9

LOL

Posted by: Fenelonspoke at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (lQ+/f)

104 Don't neglect his "23 years (a slave to AoSHQ)!" schtick.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:22 PM (xG4kz)

The first 20 years is the hardest...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:28 PM (bss/y)

105 Off to church. Enjoy your evening!

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 05:28 PM (OoFl2)

106 >>>It's made by the guy who made It Follows. I'm looking forward to it.

I kinda liked Under the Silver Lake. Have other readers seen it? I can't completely recommend it because it is too indulgent. But if you like offbeat noirs, like Pychon's Crying of Lot 49 or the one with Joachim Phoenix about the pothead detective in California, you may like it. It's basically just a pastiche of Pynchon. But... good? Kinda?

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

107
My husband loves toast. I've always hated the smell of toast.

It's weird.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 03, 2026 05:29 PM (3ek7K)

108 >>> Have his book, and I *want* to read it, but it takes serious effort because it's not written like normal novels.

There's heavy meta-elements to the story in the way the book is laid out and designed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:21 PM (ESVrU)


There are parts of the book that I strongly feel are not meant to be read, just looked at, scanned to evoke a feeling, like "wow, that's a lot of stuff right there boy howdy". But not to read. Random text just thrown up. I think I read it all quickly, about 2-3 days and did spend time looking through the weird stuff. But I don't think it added anything. You'll know when you get to those areas.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (3uBP9)

109 @93

>> I call those days the days that end in y.

I typically have Gimlets, which you can dial up or dial down depending on your mood.

Can’t really do much with Scotch other than control you intake.

And the way I’m feeling, it’s going to be a long and short night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (XV/Pl)

110 If I had a nickel for every time some haji shot at a CSAR helo and hit it with small arms fire, I would be a rich man.

Don’t believe everything you hear. There is lots of disinformation coming from Iranian, Chinese, Russian and other hostile sources.

Watch the next 24 hours.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Py+sj)

111 Relaxing here with AoSHQ and final installment of Jesus of Nazareth from 1977, with one Robert Powell as a particularly convincing Jesus and Anne Bancroft as Mary Magdalene. Miss Linda will be here for pizza night, and maybe we'll take in Part I of Moses the Lawgiver with Burt Lancaster.

Sunday will have Ben-Hur and The Robe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (wzUl9)

112
Hallways can go for miles, rooms are bigger than the room or house that contains them, etc...
Posted by: banana Dream


The house that Jack built.

https://youtu.be/4Cjr_igJIe0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Cqx++)

113 106 >>>It's made by the guy who made It Follows. I'm looking forward to it.

I kinda liked Under the Silver Lake. Have other readers seen it? I can't completely recommend it because it is too indulgent. But if you like offbeat noirs, like Pychon's Crying of Lot 49 or the one with Joachim Phoenix about the pothead detective in California, you may like it. It's basically just a pastiche of Pynchon. But... good? Kinda?
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjlyour.


====

I couldn't remember the name, but yeah. I first thought of Under the Silver Lake.

I also enjoyed it in much of the same, complex way you did.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (hAotW)

114 100 Hi Grok. It says 'Ask anything.' Which american actresses have the largest mouths physically...measurement wise?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)

ChatGPT: "That's a great question, you're really on the right track..."

Copilot: "Here's a powershell script to analyze images for relative volume based on..."

Grok: "... the f*ck's wrong with you, man? I don't know, here's some links to tit pics, have fun i guess. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:27 PM (VR4+k)

largest mouths
-->
greatest circumference lips

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (fNISR)

115 under the silver lake trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwgUesU1pz4

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (1wjle)

116 Um, whaaaaat are they doing to Keanu Reeves?
Didn’t Clooney and Nick Cage already do this kind of movie?

Aging actor realizes he’s alienated all his loved ones and now the public has moved on - introspection, within a comedic se!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (4KUe5)

117 Regardless of the sophomoric comments this will solicit, I'd like to point out that Anne Hathaway has, perhaps, the biggest mouth in film. (not a reference to what she says, but the physical size of her mouth. It's humungous.
Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 05:14 PM (dIske)


I'm standing right here. -- Julia Roberts

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (ExV1e)

118 111 Relaxing here with AoSHQ and final installment of Jesus of Nazareth from 1977, with one Robert Powell as a particularly convincing Jesus and Anne Bancroft as Mary Magdalene. Miss Linda will be here for pizza night, and maybe we'll take in Part I of Moses the Lawgiver with Burt Lancaster.

Sunday will have Ben-Hur and The Robe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:30 PM (wzUl9

====

Go with the ultimate Easter movie.

The Exorcist.

Not a joke.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:31 PM (hAotW)

119 Pete had a dream

To be a Toilet Hobo

It seemed

His reach exceeded his grasp

Took it in the asp

Amish Dude is alive in his dream

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 05:31 PM (aTgV0)

120 Loved the original Malcom in the Middle tv series. I'd definitely watch the new Hulu series to start.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 05:31 PM (NFX2v)

121 on a happier-ish note, there is a genre of Youtube vids where Filipinos find their American dads with genetics. Sometimes the dads did want to contact their kids again but couldn't do it for good reason, like their mom was ashamed or angry so blocked that contact.
The Philippines seem less grouchy about race than some other Asian nations.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:31 PM (gKWVE)

122 106 the one with Joachim Phoenix about the pothead detective in California
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

Inherent Vice (2014)

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:32 PM (fNISR)

123 120 Loved the original Malcom in the Middle tv series. I'd definitely watch the new Hulu series to start.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 05:31 PM (NFX2v

===

I'm enjoying the Scrubs revival. I have some positive hopes for the Malcolm revival.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:32 PM (hAotW)

124 One gal with a really wide mouth is Anna Paulina Luna. Yes I agree she is really very beautiful. But the first time I saw a picture of her smiling my first thought was the alien chick in V eating a mouse and her jaw hinge detaching.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 05:32 PM (3uBP9)

125 Cameron Diaz has the biggest mouth in human history.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 05:32 PM (aTgV0)

126 122 106 the one with Joachim Phoenix about the pothead detective in California
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

Inherent Vice (2014)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:32 PM (fNISR

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Funny.

Better than One Battle After Another.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:32 PM (hAotW)

127 >>>One gal with a really wide mouth is Anna Paulina Luna. Yes I agree she is really very beautiful.

It's just the right size, for me.

Posted by: James Bond 007 at April 03, 2026 05:33 PM (1wjle)

128 The only thing I’ve been watching lalely is Beard Meets Food, Computer Programming Videos and Megavalanche. They just posted 2026.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:34 PM (XV/Pl)

129 >>>Inherent Vice (2014)

I kept thinking "Immortal Something."

Posted by: James Bond 007 at April 03, 2026 05:34 PM (1wjle)

130 54 The End of Oak Street is by JJ Binks, and I refuse to watch his poo.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (gKWVE


We read that as "The End of Oak Island".

Whew...

Posted by: Rick and Marty Vagina at April 03, 2026 05:34 PM (jRlwL)

131 The dirty secret about those adoptions is that a lot of the adoptees were fathered on the Koreans by US soldiers. The Koreans used the adoption industry - it was an industry - to flush the foreign genes out of their race.
The North Koreans are more overtly nativist, maybe, but they're all Koreans, coming right off a foreign occupation.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026


***
Funny how this prof did not mention any of that, making it sound like it was all poor and unwed mothers being convinced -- and paid -- to hand over their kids. I wanted to point out that it takes two sides to make a deal. The South Koreans could have said "NO" to the American money and worked on creating better native social services, but they didn't. It was not only Westerners who were party to all this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:34 PM (wzUl9)

132 Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

Spoiler: The Butler did it.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 05:34 PM (Y8DZL)

133 Piper's comment also put a bur in his britches, I think.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 05:19 PM (Y1sOo)


Constant kale references will do that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 05:34 PM (ExV1e)

134 They may have recovered him but the news is not good. They wouldn't release that info before the family is notified.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 05:34 PM (V4IXI)

135 Anna Paulina Luna

Every damn time I see that name I start humming that Slim Whitman song, Una Poloma Blanca. I brain weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 05:35 PM (0aYVJ)

136 It is physically impossible to hate the smell of toast.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 05:35 PM (aTgV0)

137 Comedy-Western? Didn't look like a comedy to me. You're confused? So were the commenters. Sorta looked like The Professionals, among others.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2026 05:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

138 As for women with wide mouths, I recall Ian Fleming having James Bond reflect positively on women with wide and sensual mouths.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)

139 >> that Slim Whitman song, Una Poloma Blanca. I brain weird.

That's what I call her as well.

https://is.gd/xeGsrT

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 05:36 PM (w6EFb)

140 Wolfus Aurelius, nuance is alien to these idiots. Even when it might buttress their overall point.
At least you got food. And it was Lent-compliant food!

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:37 PM (gKWVE)

141 I thought that Frankie Muniz had gotten some kind of brain damage but I guess not. He's still working says IMDB.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 05:37 PM (4NO2D)

142 Amanda Peet has a purty mouth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 05:37 PM (0aYVJ)

143 there's a great part in Inherent Vice. One of the few ones. It's not bad, exactly, just not good.


But the good part is this: You know in every detective story, where the detective is working on one case and then another and it turns out the two cases are related? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang calls this trope out explicitly.

Anyway in Inherent Vice, the detective, Joachim Phoenix, is high out of his mind. So he's paranoid. And he receives a new potential client, and starts taking notes about the case. And as the potential client tells his story, it dawns on Phoenix that this case is directly linked to the one he's already on.

And this is the funny part: Because he's high, he starts freaking out with paranoia (justified, I'd say) but also trying to hide it because he's high AF.

This is in many ways the story of JackStraw, the AOSHQ's own White Rabbit.

Posted by: James Bond 007 at April 03, 2026 05:38 PM (1wjle)

144 Bondi is out as AG? Saw what looked to be a screen copy of a DJT tweet announcing that on Apr 2.

Sorry if this was discussed at length yesterday. I took some PTO and went riding.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 03, 2026 05:38 PM (+89TD)

145 " Amanda Peet has a purty mouth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon"


Whole Nine Yards.

cute.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 05:38 PM (aTgV0)

146 Having a double of snooty Scotch.

My best friend gave me a bottle of 15 yo Glenlivet for my birfday. I shall be indulging in a bit of that here soon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 05:38 PM (ExV1e)

147 Go with the ultimate Easter movie.

The Exorcist.

Not a joke.
Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026


***
Aside from the cursing and the green vomit scene, the film is wonderfully creepy with its music and sound effects. And Max von Sydow's priest is a heroic figure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)

148 @141

>> I thought that Frankie Muniz had gotten some kind of brain damage but I guess not. He's still working says IMDB.

He was on a podcast a while back, his parent did him right with his money, he also got into real estate and bought a number of parking lots in LA, he then sold the for some good money.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:39 PM (XV/Pl)

149 I thought that Frankie Muniz had gotten some kind of brain damage but I guess not. He's still working says IMDB.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026


***
He was racing cars recently, I thought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:40 PM (wzUl9)

150 I have always found Anne Hathaway to be incredibly sexy. She is not a classic beauty, but there's something about her. Maybe it's that schnozz.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 03, 2026 05:40 PM (QaH55)

151 Frankie Muniz can suck my chorizo.

Posted by: Fred Savage at April 03, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)

152 The thing about a large mouth on a woman is that one part of my brain understands it may look freakishly monstrous but another part finds it very attractive. I don't even know if there's an actual limit to how large a woman's mouth could get before it stops being attractive and starts to be horrific.

The frightening thought is, maybe there isn't.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 05:41 PM (3uBP9)

153 I think Joaquin Phoenix is an excellent actor. I'll watch him in just about anything.

Even as a kid, he put in a solid performance in Parenthood (1989) as Garry Lampkin. In fact, the overall movie was good.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 05:41 PM (NFX2v)

154 I honestly thought he had hit his head or something and was having memory issues, like not remembering working on the Malcolm in the Middle show at all.

Maybe I dreamed this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 05:41 PM (4NO2D)

155 have always found Anne Hathaway to be incredibly sexy. She is not a classic beauty, but there's something about her. Maybe it's that schnozz.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 03, 2026 05:40 PM (QaH5

I also think she's very hot.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 05:41 PM (V4IXI)

156 >>>. She is not a classic beauty, but there's something about her. Maybe it's that schnozz.

she's not? I don't love her but she is definitely a classic beauty in my book.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:41 PM (1wjle)

157 149 I thought that Frankie Muniz had gotten some kind of brain damage but I guess not. He's still working says IMDB.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026

***
He was racing cars recently, I thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:40 PM (wzUl9

===

Apparently his love of racing started with the first season episode where they go see a NASCAR race.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2026 05:41 PM (hAotW)

158 Can’t really do much with Scotch other than control you intake.

There are some whiskeys which can take a surprising amount of water before the flavor is significantly affected. I don't know of any scotchs off the top of my head which fall into that category but I assume they exist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 05:42 PM (ExV1e)

159 >>>The thing about a large mouth on a woman is that one part of my brain understands it may look freakishly monstrous but another part finds it very attractive.

a woman once told me she gets hot when men look at her mouth when talking to her. So there's a little tip.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:42 PM (1wjle)

160 151 Frankie Muniz can suck my chorizo.
Posted by: Fred Savage at April 03, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)


Boys, boys....

Posted by: Anthony Michael Hall at April 03, 2026 05:42 PM (skR0U)

161 Since I'm watching Burn Notice ( great by the way) , the character Fiona is very hot. I don't think I've seen her since or haven't recognized her if I have.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 05:43 PM (V4IXI)

162 @150

>> I have always found Anne Hathaway to be incredibly sexy. She is not a classic beauty, but there's something about her. Maybe it's that schnozz.

She has all of the components to be overtly sexy, but she doesn’t try to be sexy, and that’s what makes her sexy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:43 PM (XV/Pl)

163 a woman once told me she gets hot when men look at her mouth when talking to her. So there's a little tip.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:42 PM


Hey! My tits are down here!

Posted by: Woman with large mouth at April 03, 2026 05:43 PM (QH3bc)

164 >>> the character Fiona is very hot. I don't think I've seen her since or haven't recognized her if I have.

is that emmanuel beart from Mission: Impossible (the first one)?

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:43 PM (1wjle)

165 She herself, she mentioned, was a Korean adoptee. Instead of being grateful to her adopted country for all the advantages she's had, she complains about American soldiers creating a Korean adoption "industry." Oh, well, the drive there and back was pleasant and the food was, did I mention it was free?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)

Sheesh, did you tell her she's not chained here and she can return to Korea anytime she wants?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2026 05:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

166 >>> Amanda Peet has a purty mouth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 05:37 PM (0aYVJ)


I like her coffee. Oh! Maybe it's like kopi luwak but just with Amanda instead of a civet. That would take a lot of her time. I'm surprised the coffee is so affordable.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 05:44 PM (3uBP9)

167 a woman once told me she gets hot when men look at her mouth when talking to her. So there's a little tip.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:42 PM (1wjle)

"Mmmmm, this guy is sooooo hard of hearing...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:44 PM (VR4+k)

168 Wolfus Aurelius, nuance is alien to these idiots. Even when it might buttress their overall point.
At least you got food. And it was Lent-compliant food!
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026


***
On top of that, I was extremely surprised at the drive over and back. This is a commute I took for years and years, trying to find a series of roads that were smooth and pleasant to drive on. The city -- who recently repaired a major water line break on the main avenue in that area -- has not only repaired it so you'd never know, they've actually paved it properly. The car was looking over its shoulder at me, saying, "Boss, this is how roads are supposed to be!"

Plus we timed it just right to use the HOV lanes in each direction. Winning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9)

169 oh no it's gabrial anwar -- she was in a bunch of genre movies in the late eighties and 90s. She was in that bad movie with Donald Sutherland, the Puppet Masters I think? It was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers but made from Heinlein's take on the alien invasion trope.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (1wjle)

170 No-one knows what makes a woman hot.
I dated one who liked watching me brush my teeth. Not because my breath was otherwise bad (I did have that problem some years before, but then I quit drinking Mountain Dew). She just got hot with the tooth brushing. Why? Ask her not me

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)

171 I'm hard of smelling.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (aTgV0)

172 The other ana de armas is hawt but shes also a crazy commie who was hanging with the son of the cuban regime figurehead

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (bXbFr)

173 I was extremely surprised to hear Anne Hathaway sing. She has a great voice.

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)

174 She herself, she mentioned, was a Korean adoptee. Instead of being grateful to her adopted country for all the advantages she's had, she complains about American soldiers creating a Korean adoption "industry." Oh, well, the drive there and back was pleasant and the food was, did I mention it was free?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026
*
Sheesh, did you tell her she's not chained here and she can return to Korea anytime she wants?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2026


***
Oh, I wanted to. I really did. But I'd promised to behave in a socially acceptable manner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (wzUl9)

175 his parent did him right with his money

Wow. You could do a movie on that but the audience wouldn't believe it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (ExV1e)

176 audition for Coyote Ugly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvWX2199ob8

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:46 PM (1wjle)

177 Good for Frankie Muniz!
Always happy to see a child star not go crazy.
There is no way that a lot of these kids are not abused in some form or fashion.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2026 05:46 PM (4KUe5)

178 No-one knows what makes a woman hot.
I dated one who liked watching me brush my teeth. Not because my breath was otherwise bad (I did have that problem some years before, but then I quit drinking Mountain Dew). She just got hot with the tooth brushing. Why? Ask her not me
Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026


***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 liked watching me shave.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)

179 Here in Iceland they had a pro USA and Shah rally at the capital, thought it was a anti American protest until we walked past, I can post pictures on my x account if interested Ace

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 03, 2026 05:46 PM (KhAxi)

180 You know we "joke" about the GOPe just "conserving" leftist things?

David French just posted:

Populists ask what conservativism has ever conserved?

Well its about to conserve birthright citizenship!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)

181 142 Amanda Peet has a purty mouth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 05:37 PM (0aYVJ)

Amanda Peet has purty feet!

Posted by: Chicken-Chokin' Pete at April 03, 2026 05:46 PM (dmDsy)

182 And by hanging...

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 05:47 PM (bXbFr)

183 Anne Hathaway can also do comedy. Which is more difficult that tragedy.

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)

184 Anne Hathaway can also do comedy. Which is more difficult that tragedy.
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)

"Dying is easy..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:47 PM (VR4+k)

185 Oh, please, 'rons.

She's attractive, seems intelligent & pleasant, often wears red lipstick, has the good boobs.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (NFX2v)

186 >successfully located and rescued the second crew member.
----

this is awesome
our people are supermen

CNN hardest hit

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (ZxPkt)

187 Jane Hathaway >>>>> Anne Hathaway

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (skR0U)

188 Iceland is a weird little place, man

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (VR4+k)

189 Other American actresses commonly mentioned in "large mouths" or "broad smiles" contexts include:

Cameron Diaz (wide, bright smile)
Anne Hathaway (broad, full-lipped smile)
Eva Mendes (frequently listed for large mouth features)
Scarlett Johansson (voluptuous lips contributing to a prominent mouth)

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b)

What? No Martha Raye?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

190 >It's made by the guy who made It Follows. I'm looking forward to it.

I kinda liked Under the Silver Lake. Have other readers seen it? I can't completely recommend it because it is too indulgent. But if you like offbeat noirs, like Pychon's Crying of Lot 49 or the one with Joachim Phoenix about the pothead detective in California, you may like it. It's basically just a pastiche of Pynchon. But... good? Kinda?
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)


I'm a fan of "Under the Silver Lake", but yeah it's tough to recommend because the viewer just has to go along with it or bail.

So yeah, very Pynchonesque.

The ending is what really makes it work. Brilliant writing. Most writers couldn't do that. It also gives the story weight that you wouldn't expect.

The surprising thing was that the lovely and circumspect Mrs naturalfake liked it as well. Didn't love it, but liked it.

The same writer director of "It Follows" wrote and directed "Under the Silver Lake" also is doing the End of Oak Street, so I have high hopes.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (iJfKG)

191 Amanda Peet has purty feet!
Posted by: Chicken-Chokin' Pete at April 03, 2026


***
Kinda flat. But I've seen worse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (wzUl9)

192
Artemis TLI burn was so on the bullseye, the first planned course correction burn will not be needed. So NASA can still aim and hit the x-ring at lunar distance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (w6EFb)

193 Mary Tyler Moore had a large mouth, but was quite yummy.

Posted by: Luray Caverns at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (oftw2)

194 187 Jane Hathaway >>>>> Anne Hathaway
Posted by: Jethro Bodine at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (skR0U)


Miss Hathaway>>> Jane Hathaway >>>>> Anne Hathaway

Posted by: Jed Clampett at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (dmDsy)

195 Whatever happened to amanda peet

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (bXbFr)

196 oh no it's gabrial anwar -- she was in a bunch of genre movies in the late eighties and 90s. She was in that bad movie with Donald Sutherland, the Puppet Masters I think? It was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers but made from Heinlein's take on the alien invasion trope.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:45 PM (1wjle)

She peaked in Scent of a Woman. I was thinking, WHO is that when I saw her

Posted by: Carly Simon at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (NtVYv)

197 Amanda Peet has a nice looking seat

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0)

198 OT: these deviled eggs

So, the best part of deviled eggs is cleaning the yoke mixture bowl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:51 PM (bss/y)

199 Mary Tyler Moore had a large mouth, but was quite yummy.
Posted by: Luray Caverns at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (oftw2)

I was in love with her as a small boy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

200 197 Amanda Peet has a nice looking seat
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0)

And an awesome rack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:51 PM (bss/y)

201 Whatever happened to amanda peet
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 03, 2026 05:50 PM (bXbFr)

Fighting breast cancer, currently.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 05:51 PM (0aYVJ)

202 Amanda Peet is married to one of the guys who prosthetic Game of Thrones show. She settled down and had kids. She has been in something recently, iirc. Life happens and seems happy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2026 05:52 PM (4KUe5)

203 willowed from the Religious Revival thread:
Except US is probably going to start putting serious security blocks on a lot of those furriners after the fiasco with Microsoft Azure cloud services where ChiComs in China were directly accessing secure US government files. Pixy has a thread earlier from a Microsoft insider about how it happened.

Note the recent FTC ban on Chicom or even foreign made home routers (a possible route for another Salt Typhoon penetration of US telecoms)
...
Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)


I work for a big multi-national that supports the Federal government. I remember getting a briefing about the Azure cloud-based depository for government work-product. Even though there was the assurances that "it's gonna be totes secure ... pinky-swear" I remember thinking that it was going to be a data-breach waiting to happen.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 03, 2026 05:52 PM (ksbjf)

204 So, the best part of deviled eggs is cleaning the yoke mixture bowl.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:51 PM (bss/y)


I put the yolks into a gallon ziplock bag to put into the whites. There's always a bit left over and I greatly enjoy eating that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 05:52 PM (ExV1e)

205 That’s “produced”

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2026 05:53 PM (4KUe5)

206 >> Mary Tyler Moore had a large mouth, but was quite yummy.

Read the story of a teenaged Meathead, whom Carl Reiner let run around on the set of the Dick Van Dyke show sometimes, grabbing MTM's ass one time. He loved those Capri pants and how they framed that bee-hind.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 05:53 PM (w6EFb)

207 Amanda Peete is 54, actresses typically age out in their late 30’s, early 40s.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:53 PM (XV/Pl)

208 Artemis TLI burn was so on the bullseye, the first planned course correction burn will not be needed. So NASA can still aim and hit the x-ring at lunar distance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 05:48 PM (w6EFb)
---
Yeah, I saw that earlier today. Pretty darned impressive.

Now they are in the arms of Newtonian mechanics....Though they may do an OTC burn down the line and they also have an RTC burn planned on the return trip.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 05:53 PM (ESVrU)

209 >Other American actresses commonly mentioned in "large mouths" or "broad smiles" contexts include:
---

hello
Julia Roberts
must sleep with a coathanger in her mouth

also Carly Simon
Loretta Swit

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 05:53 PM (ZxPkt)

210 ugh, well I don't wish cancer on Amanda Peet

Posted by: only exception was johnny cochran at April 03, 2026 05:54 PM (gKWVE)

211 I was in love with her as a small boy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)
====

And then Ordinary People where you found out she secretly hated you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 05:54 PM (RIvkX)

212 >I was in love with her as a small boy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
----

when was she a small boy

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 05:55 PM (ZxPkt)

213 87 Chicken Chokin' Pete was a fucking retard and he rubbed Ace the wrong way on the wrong day lol.

I thought his shtick was mostly harmless but also he clearly ate crayons for the taste.
Posted by: ballistic at April 03, 2026 05:25 PM (oqH4h)

I thought the expression was 'he ate bananas for the shape.'

Posted by: Nelly at April 03, 2026 05:55 PM (7gpcF)

214 ScarJo’s pretty much hit the wall.

Ghost World was a long time ago.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 05:55 PM (XV/Pl)

215 amanda peet was the girl who dated Seinfeld (to go to the Oscars or Emmys or something) but had "the dude" living with her who greeted Jerry at the door wearing a towel.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:56 PM (1wjle)

216 ... healing power of "and"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 03, 2026 05:56 PM (MIIRH)

217 I was in love with her as a small boy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)
====

And then Ordinary People where you found out she secretly hated you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 05:54 PM (RIvkX)


"Nope. I'm a totally cold-hearted bitch." is always a weird career move for an entertainer known for being lovable and funny.

Did she ever make another movie after that or was it straight back to TV?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2026 05:57 PM (iJfKG)

218 No dude?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 03, 2026 05:57 PM (1wjle)

219 I think it's safe to say that Iran does NOT have either of them, because if they did they would be broadcasting it across the world right now. Even if it was just their bodies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2026 05:57 PM (/QdgR)

220 MTM was a delight.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 05:57 PM (aTgV0)

221 amanda peet in seinfeld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5CPoGvsqqo

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 05:57 PM (1wjle)

222 "I hate spunk!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 05:58 PM (RIvkX)

223 Ghost World was one of those movies superior to the source material. The comic was wholly forgettable. The movie was good.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

224 Think I got the ranch to mustard to yolk ratio right.

Too bad I eyeballed it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 05:59 PM (bss/y)

225 222 "I hate spunk!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 05:58 PM (RIvkX)

Lou Grant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:00 PM (bss/y)

226 Think I got the ranch to mustard to yolk ratio right.

Ranch? /makes gagging noises

The key is having the correct amount of cayenne. The answer is... a lot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

227 CNN is offering a $50K bounty to anyone in Iran who has footage of captured US Airman to be put on CNN News to make Trump look bad............

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 03, 2026 06:01 PM (5dWeS)

228 >> Yeah, I saw that earlier today. Pretty darned impressive.

At a press conference they got to going on about "non propulsive venting". When they dump stuff (water, pee, CO2) they try to do it in a balanced way so as not to give the spacecraft any kicks. They can't get it exact, but they're impressed with just how non-propulsive they're doing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 06:01 PM (w6EFb)

229 Damn. What the hell do they have left in Iran to shoot down our planes?

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 06:01 PM (vFG9F)

230 Ranch? /makes gagging noises

The key is having the correct amount of cayenne. The answer is... a lot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

It worked pretty damn well. Made 8. Down to three.

Using a smoked Paprika I picked up. Pretty tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:01 PM (bss/y)

231 She herself, she mentioned, was a Korean adoptee. Instead of being grateful to her adopted country for all the advantages she's had, she complains about American soldiers creating a Korean adoption "industry." Oh, well, the drive there and back was pleasant and the food was, did I mention it was free?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)


My wife was a Korean orphanage adoptee. She is very happy to have come to the US even with the problems she had, both there and here. I know a number of her "sisters" as well, and some are delightful and others sort of OK, but they all know what they have here as opposed to what they had there. She goes and visits one of the orphanages in S Korea still.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026 06:01 PM (rbvCR)

232 That the same "backrooms" from the short horror film a teen made himself years ago? Good for him if so...

Posted by: brak at April 03, 2026 06:02 PM (OPK28)

233 >>>232 That the same "backrooms" from the short horror film a teen made himself years ago? Good for him if so...

yes.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2026 06:02 PM (1wjle)

234 229 Damn. What the hell do they have left in Iran to shoot down our planes?
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2026 06:01 PM (vFG9F)

I saw something that said russia and china were funneling weapons into Iran.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:02 PM (bss/y)

235 WTF happened to Masturbatin' Pete?
Posted by: a.moron at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (X5Jzz)

He went full LGF. Never go full LGF.

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at April 03, 2026 06:02 PM (25QY+)

236 I love deviled eggs. Especially when I do not have to make them.

Akin to being friends with a guy who owns a boat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 06:03 PM (0aYVJ)

237 At a press conference they got to going on about "non propulsive venting". When they dump stuff (water, pee, CO2) they try to do it in a balanced way so as not to give the spacecraft any kicks. They can't get it exact, but they're impressed with just how non-propulsive they're doing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 06:01 PM (w6EFb)
---
Yep. Watched that earlier today. I didn't know they vented CO2.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 06:03 PM (ESVrU)

238 The End of Oak St looks like The Dome with dinosaurs. Yeah, no.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2026 06:03 PM (diia5)

239 Newsmax saying only 1 vrew member picked up

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

240 >>Since I'm watching Burn Notice ( great by the way) , the character Fiona is very hot.

She is. And always wants to blow shit up. Hilarious character.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 06:04 PM (Y1sOo)

241 236 I love deviled eggs. Especially when I do not have to make them.

Akin to being friends with a guy who owns a boat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 03, 2026 06:03 PM (0aYVJ)

They are good. One left. Hungrier than I thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:04 PM (bss/y)

242 Kyra Sedgewick and Julia Roberts are no slouches in the Wide Mouth department, either.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot


When Julia Roberts smiles, you can see her wisdom teeth. That's really not normal.

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2026 06:04 PM (VHUov)

243 @nicksortor
·
46m
🚨 BREAKING: The White House has called a LID—meaning NO public appearance is expected Trump tonight—following 47 convening his National Security Council at the White House, per @LibbeyDean_

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 06:04 PM (ZxPkt)

244 we're gonna drop The Big One

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 06:04 PM (ZxPkt)

245 David French just posted:

Populists ask what conservativism has ever conserved?

Well its about to conserve birthright citizenship!
_____

It's conservative to ignore plain meaning of constitution and instead follow a policy that is harmful to US citizens solely because that policy has been in place for a few decades.

Count me out of that brand of conservatism.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2026 06:05 PM (Dv3i1)

246 I saw something that said russia and china were funneling weapons into Iran.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:02 PM (bss/y)


The hard part would be getting them there. I guess Russia could ship them via the Caspian Sea if Ukraine didn't try to take out their freighters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:05 PM (ExV1e)

247 >> I didn't know they vented CO2.

I got interested in that. Rather than disposable cannisters, Orion has some regenerative system. Online scrubbers absorb, then it when it gets full, they rotate and vent. It surprised me they said this is the biggest source of possible unintentional propulsive venting to worry about, more than the pee dumps and such.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 06:05 PM (w6EFb)

248 My wife was a Korean orphanage adoptee. She is very happy to have come to the US even with the problems she had, both there and here. I know a number of her "sisters" as well, and some are delightful and others sort of OK, but they all know what they have here as opposed to what they had there. She goes and visits one of the orphanages in S Korea still.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026


***
If I'd been adopted by a wealthy family who loved me and gave me all the advantages their own biological children would have had? You would not see me trashing them and running down this society, or yearning to adopt the "culture" of my birth mother. My adopted parents would be "my parents," full stop. Oh, I might be curious and want to find out a few things about the original 'rents, but I wouldn't toss aside the people who raised me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 06:06 PM (wzUl9)

249 Since I'm watching Burn Notice ( great by the way) , the character Fiona is very hot. I don't think I've seen her since or haven't recognized her if I have.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg



Especially since she had six kids prior to doing the show.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 03, 2026 06:06 PM (0U5gm)

250 everybody hits the wall
the wall is undefeated

time is cruel
no one is spared

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (ZxPkt)

251 Gabrielle Anwar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (bss/y)

252 Nood. Woke.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (ExV1e)

253
Oh, and I looked it up last night. Rusty Schweickart, of Apollo 9, did indeed famously say there was nothing so beautiful as a urine dump at sunset.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)

254 243 @nicksortor
·
46m
🚨 BREAKING: The White House has called a LID—meaning NO public appearance is expected Trump tonight—following 47 convening his National Security Council at the White House, per @LibbeyDean_

Looks Like Trump is getting ready to fully level Iran and just get it over with.

Iran could become the world's largest parking Lot for the First COSTCO in The ME...

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 03, 2026 06:07 PM (JGobS)

255 The Week in Woke

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 03, 2026 06:08 PM (wzUl9)

256 I think it's safe to say that Iran does NOT have either of them, because if they did they would be broadcasting it across the world right now. Even if it was just their bodies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2026 05:57 PM (/QdgR)


We will get the information after this punitive expedition is over, but I wonder if the F-15 and A-10 were shot-down in the same general area? Obviously, the Iranians got a pop-up SAM system, or two, operational.

But, after over 10,000 sorties with over-whelming air superiority, I wouldn't doubt that the flight crews began to get complacent. I suspect that we're busy bombing anything that even looks like a SAM system right now.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 03, 2026 06:08 PM (ksbjf)

257 brak, those strange spaces have been a thing since House of Leaves (noted here) and even CS Lewis' Wood Between The Worlds.
There's a name for them: "liminal spaces".

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 06:08 PM (gKWVE)

258 I always liked the lips on Keira Knightley

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2026 06:08 PM (n5tGW)

259
Also, the Philippine people for the most part are Christian, friendly, and love the USA.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 06:13 PM (Y8DZL)

260 Anne Hathaway is beautiful, I think.
But she carries around a certain graceful elegance and class that certain actresses have.

Like an Audrey Hepburn or Grace Kelly type.

I always liked that about all three of them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

261 WTF happened to Masturbatin' Pete?

==

Brain Rot. Next question.

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)

262 We do have Neutron Based Weapons that kill all life within a certain proximity and leave the infrastructure intact.........

Just Sayin to President Merkin Muffley and Group Captain Lionel Mandrake.............

A neutron bomb, officially defined as a type of enhanced radiation weapon (ERW), is a low-yield thermonuclear weapon designed to maximize lethal neutron radiation in the immediate vicinity of the blast while minimizing the physical power of the blast itself. The neutron release generated by a nuclear fusion reaction is intentionally allowed to escape the weapon, rather than being absorbed by its other components. The neutron burst, which is used as the primary destructive action of the warhead, is able to penetrate enemy armor and structures more effectively than a conventional warhead, thus making it more lethal as a tactical weapon.

Posted by: General Jack Ripper at April 03, 2026 06:16 PM (JGobS)

263 w6EFb)

248 My wife was a Korean orphanage adoptee. She is very happy to have come to the US even with the problems she had, both there and here. I know a number of her "sisters" as well, and some are delightful and others sort of OK, but they all know what they have here as opposed to what they had there. She goes and visits one of the orphanages in S Korea still.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026

I remember talking about how bad it was for me taking care of of my Quadriplegic Father until my friend talked about stealing food to feed her brother in a South Korean orphanage, reminding me that things could be worse

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 03, 2026 06:16 PM (KhAxi)

264 What would we do without DEI Media "Elites"?
_______
They're not dumb, like everybody says. They're SMART!

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2026 06:16 PM (AlhUl)

265

BREAKING: The White House has called a LID—meaning NO public appearance is expected Trump tonight—following 47 convening his National Security Council at the White House, per @LibbeyDean_


==

Trump is in town, not going to FL. Uff DA!

Posted by: runner at April 03, 2026 06:17 PM (GD0B3)

266 161 Since I'm watching Burn Notice ( great by the way) , the character Fiona is very hot. I don't think I've seen her since or haven't recognized her if I have.

I loved that show. Fi was not beautiful by conventional standards but she was striking and had a banging body. She frequently did that thing that small busted women often 0do which is wear tight tops with no brassiere. She was also a fun character who liked to shoot people and blow things up; she didn't have Michael's patience to play the long game.

Posted by: Nelly at April 03, 2026 06:19 PM (7gpcF)

267 Adult themes is widely available on dedicated platforms for mature audiences.
Opt for trusted adult hubs to ensure safety.

Posted by: stepsister blowjob at April 03, 2026 11:48 PM (Ka0fD)

268 "Iran began launching missiles at the area of the crash in order to kill the pilots and any special forces sent to retrieve them."

Or they defended their country from a criminal invasion by shitlicking scumbag maggots on behalf of the bullshit fake country that calls itself "israel".

Posted by: ccoffer at April 04, 2026 03:40 PM (uFwjn)

Health Hits

From Blue Oyster Cult legend Buck Dharma: Important Yak Content.

Scientists hunting for treatments and cures for multiple sclerosis may have found an unlikely ally -- the yak.

The high-altitude, cold-hardy relative of the cow could be the key to a medical breakthrough, according to a March13 study published in the journal Neuron.

At the center of it all is the myelin sheath -- a fatty, protective coating around nerve fibers that helps signals travel between the brain and body.

In MS, the immune system attacks that coating, disrupting communication and triggering neurological symptoms including problems with balance and coordination.

Previous research found that animals living on Tibet's high plateau -- including yaks and antelopes, which roam at average elevations above 14,800 feet -- carry a special genetic mutation called Restat that protects their brains from low-oxygen conditions. Crucially, it does so without damaging the myelin sheath.

Now scientists believe that same gene could help humans repair damaged nerves by regrowing the protective coating, and potentially opening a new door for MS treatment.

The disease typically strikes adults between the ages of 20 and 40. About 1 million Americans are currently living with it, according to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society.

To find out if the genetic mutation Restat could play a role in protecting nerve health in humans, Liang Zhang, a neuroscientist at Shanghai Jiao Tong University, and his team tested mice engineered with the genetic mutation while living in low-oxygen conditions.

And the results were promising.

The mice engineered to carry the mutant gene not only performed better in memory and behavior tests -- they also had healthier, thicker myelin, according to Zhang's study.

Even better, when their nerves were damaged, these mice repaired their myelin faster and more completely.

The gene works by boosting production of a vitamin A-related molecule called ATDR -- all-trans-13,14-dihydroretinol -- which helps create and mature the cells that make myelin.

I don't know if I want Yak DNA in my body. As a wise man once said, "History shows again and again that nature points up the folly of man."

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A pair of prebiotics, one of which is a non-calorie sweetener, supposedly helps protect against Alzheimer's.

What's good for your aging gut may also be good for your aging brain.

A first-of-its-kind study in twins found that taking daily protein and prebiotic supplements can improve memory test scores in people over age 60.

Published in 2024, the findings are food for thought, especially as the same visual memory and learning test is used to detect early signs of Alzheimer's disease.

The double-blind trial tested two inexpensive plant-fiber prebiotics that are available over the counter in many countries.

Prebiotics are non-digestible consumables that help stimulate our gut microbes.

One of the supplements was inulin, a dietary fiber in the fructan class. The other, fructooligosaccharide (FOS), is a plant carbohydrate often used as a natural low-calorie sweetener.

Now if you want to go the other way and speed up your cognitive decline, you should do what the Young Idiots are doing and use ChatGPT for everything.

AI chatbots can act as a "cognitive crutch" that reduces our ability to retain information, a new study suggests.

The research was conducted by AI expert André Barcaui of the Federal University of Rio de Janeiro, who ran an experiment with 120 university students. Half were allowed to use ChatGPT to help them respond to an assignment on the topic of artificial intelligence, and half weren't.

In a surprise test sprung on the participants 45 days after the assignment was given, the students who used ChatGPT scored an average of 5.75 out of 10. For those who took the traditional study route, the average score was 6.85 out of 10.

That's a notable difference, and while this is a relatively small study in terms of participants and timescale, it chimes with other research showing that using AI to find information means we just don't take as much in.

"This suggests that unrestricted ChatGPT use impaired long-term retention, likely by reducing the cognitive effort that supports durable memory," writes Barcaui in his published paper.

This is one of the least-surprising findings I've ever seen.

Now we see what JackStraw was doing with his NIH grant.

Scientists Engineered a Plant to Produce 5 Different Psychedelics at Once

What do plants, toads, and mushrooms have in common? They can all produce psychedelic substances -- and now their powers have been combined in one plant, like a trippier Captain Planet.

In a wild first, scientists have taken the genes these organisms use to make five natural psychedelics and introduced them into a tobacco plant (Nicotiana benthamiana), which then produced all five compounds simultaneously.

As interest grows in psychedelics as potential treatments for illnesses such as depression, anxiety, and PTSD, the newly developed system could offer scientists a new way to produce these compounds for research purposes.

"[Our] strategy established a heterologous plant system for the production of five prominent therapeutically valuable compounds, their derivatives, and nonnatural plant analogs, providing a starting point for their production in plants," writes a team led by researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science in Israel.

"You smoke the LSD tree and listening to the Grateful Dead becomes so immersive you completely forget how much they suck," said self-declared "part time drifter, full time dreamer" JackStraw.

Good news for every male AOS commenter.

Frequent Ejaculations Can Boost Sperm Quality, Study Suggests

Wait, it said "ejaculations" not "masturbation sessions." I guess it says something Sad! about me that I read it as being good news for chronic masturbators.

Slowed speech may indicate cognitive decline, report scientists at Obvious University's Department of No Shit.

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Testosterone is not always linked to male well-being, claims someone posting as "Gonah Joldberg."

The connection between testosterone and well-being is weaker than many people think. Although there are clear health connections, a higher testosterone level is not always the key to well-being, according to a thesis at the University of Gothenburg's Department of Jonah Goldberg's Unfulfilled Wife.

...


The clearest connections are found in sexual problems with sexual desire, erection and sexual performance, as well as in some muscle and joint pain, as well as sitting on Twitter all day long spamming out trash jokes from 1999."


Muscle health and testosterone are also connected. Higher testosterone levels are linked to higher muscle mass and, above all, to less intramuscular fat. This is especially true in muscles with a high percentage of fat: around the stomach, waist, lower back and hips, and in the chest muscles, the so-called JGFDS, or 'Jonah Goldberg Fat Deposition Sites.'"

Want to increase your physical and mental performance? Take a fake pill. Even if you know it's fake it will still work because you're so gullible.

Some test subjects were given placebos claimed to be a multivitamin with pro-mental and muscular properties. Some test subjects were given an "open placebo," a placebo identified to the patient as a placebo with no real benefits, but were also told that sometimes placebos could grant psychological benefits that would result in real benefits.

Both groups saw benefits from the fake medicine.

A placebo is "an inert treatment presented as active", according to the definition used by these authors. In medical history, placebo effects have been researched by offering an inert treatment as if it were an active intervention. This presumes that the patient's belief is necessary for the effect to occur. However, more recent literature suggests the contrary.

That is, if the placebo effect is satisfactorily explained as involving mind-body interactions, open-label placebos exert effects on patients as strong as deceptive placebos across multiple clinical and experimental parameters. Psychologists attribute this to patients' expectations, which operate through psychological, contextual, and expectancy-driven processes to fulfil them.

...


Within each group, self-reported parameters remained unchanged. Cognitive performance increased from before to after the intervention in both placebo groups. A cognitive inhibition task showed improvement in all groups, including controls, suggesting a likely practice or habituation effect rather than a placebo-specific effect.

Physical functioning improved in both placebo groups, but more significantly in the open-label group, in within-group analyses, although no significant between-group differences were observed at post-intervention.

People actually saw greater benefits when they knew they were taking a placebo. (Albeit with the information that a placebo can still produce a real world effect.)

Specifically, researchers found that the placebo improved physical performance by 7% when taken under deception, and by 9.2% when taken knowingly. Cognitive performance improved, depending on the assessment test used by the psychologists, by between 12.6% and 14.6% in the case of the sham supplement (deceptive placebo), and by between 6.9% and 21.5% in the case of the placebo taken knowingly.

"These are significant effects," the psychologist emphasizes, "comparable to those seen in some experimental studies on physical activity regarding physical performance and cognitive training, especially with regard to memory." Among the various effects observed, there was an improvement in drowsiness and, particularly for the group aware they are taking the placebo, in stress levels.


A placebo effect is still an effect.

DNA shows that dog became man's best friend even earlier than previously thought.

The discovery of the oldest ever dog DNA suggests they have been our best friends for nearly 16,000 years -- 5,000 years earlier than had previously been thought, new research said Wednesday.

Despite being ubiquitous in the homes, backyards and hearts of people across the world, surprisingly little is known about where dogs come from.

...

Dogs are most likely a mix of two types of grey wolves, he said. However exactly when dogs diverged from wolves has been difficult to trace, partly because their ancient bones are tricky to tell apart.

That is why scientists behind two new studies published in the journal Nature sequenced the genomes from archaeological remains, shedding light on the elusive origins of our furry friends.

The first study revealed that the world's oldest canine DNA was discovered in a piece of a skull in Pinarbasi in what is now Turkey.

The female puppy, which was perhaps "a few months old", probably looked like a small wolf when it lived roughly 15,800 years ago, according to study co-author Laurent Frantz of the Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich.

Before Wednesday, the oldest-known dog DNA was from 10,900 years ago.

Also breaking that record was genetic evidence the team found in southwest England dating back 14,300 years, which illustrated how early dogs had spread across Europe.

Frantz said scientists could not prove exactly what role these dogs had among humans living during the last Ice Age.

"But I think we can assume that they must have played a role because they would have been expensive to feed," he said.

Perhaps the dogs were used for hunting or protection, he speculated.

Even if these dogs were not treated the same as pets are today, there was likely still a strong bond, he said, adding that "kids will still have played with puppies".

And now for the big question: Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

I don't have any. I've been low-carb pretty consistently, but the only result is that I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing none. I really do have to start exercising again.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM




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1 I come to conquer.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:41 PM (aTgV0)

2 Secmonds.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:42 PM (aTgV0)

3 I saw Island of Dr. Moreau. No thanks!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 03, 2026 03:42 PM (8Ppug)

4 Yaks have 'ere been our allies.

We were just loathe to see it.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:43 PM (aTgV0)

5 Dang, that's a heck of a post for someonetaking it easy today.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 03:43 PM (Sco7b)

6 >>>5 Dang, that's a heck of a post for someonetaking it easy today.

nah it was a quick search. I wrote it last night. I don't mind doing the work, I just don't want to do it on Friday.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)

7 GODZILLA!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:44 PM (aTgV0)

8 when I get work done on weds and thurs and take off half of friday, I feel like I just committed a great heist.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)

9 Chronic masturbatouers make the world work.


Masturbatouers is the fancy way of saying it.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:46 PM (aTgV0)

10 And now for the big question: Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

======

Barely did any workouts this week.

Just wasn't in the mood.

Ate the rest of my cheddar and jalapeno sourdough loaf, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 03:47 PM (hAotW)

11
And now for the big question: Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

I'm down 20 pounds from January. 10 more to go and I reach my goal of being back under 200.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 03, 2026 03:48 PM (UWQC6)

12 "not always"
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Now there's a good phrase you always want on the masthead of a high quality scientific inquiry. My Lord.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 03:48 PM (mWRBW)

13 By the way, I just watched "Hobo With A Shotgun."

It started off showing that it was filmed in Canada. And Nova Scotia. My heart sank.

But then I watched an incredibly bloody, twisted messed up movie. It was truly one of the most heart-warming, hobo vigilante with a shotgun movies ever. Not for the squeamish. 10 out of 10.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)

14 There's a warm, runny placebo in my pants!

Posted by: President Emeritus at April 03, 2026 03:49 PM (oftw2)

15 Just peak cruelty to do a masturbation thread *now*.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 03:49 PM (mWRBW)

16 lol, dogs on a treadmill.
There’s any video where several dogs are jogging, but the lil’ corgi is on the side of his, using one paw to pretend jog.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2026 03:50 PM (4KUe5)

17 In a wild first, scientists have taken the genes these organisms use to make five natural psychedelics and introduced them into a tobacco plant (Nicotiana benthamiana), which then produced all five compounds simultaneously.

And, apparently, in a smokable form...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

18
when I get work done on weds and thurs and take off half of friday, I feel like I just committed a great heist.
Posted by: ace

this is the way it's done. work it off early when you feel like it, then go into fook off mode early.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 03, 2026 03:50 PM (UWQC6)

19 Ate the rest of my cheddar and jalapeno sourdough loaf, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 20

Did it work and more importantly did my tips help, because again, I am the only thing that matters to me.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 03:50 PM (mWRBW)

20 What's good for your aging gut may also be good for your aging brain.
......

bEER?

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

21 My health gains are the dog's gains. He's alive and well.

I'm lifting him a lot. So that's exercise.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Sco7b)

22 lol, sounds like the MAHA Hospital on SNL!

Posted by: Sid at April 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Rgcbc)

23 Between flouncing, TDS, and the usual hand jive, Masturbatin' Pete is fully booked.

Posted by: Only So Many Hours In The Day at April 03, 2026 03:51 PM (oftw2)

24 A placebo effect is still an effect.

This is one of the things Andrew Weil used to go on about before he became a diet guru and was still hanging out with JackStraw.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2026 03:51 PM (34an+)

25 8 when I get work done on weds and thurs and take off half of friday, I feel like I just committed a great heist.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)

Good for you and thank you.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Sco7b)

26 I could use a glass of placebo

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

27 I note sexist ace never does any threads about female masturbation. We need to gear this place more toward *modern audiences*.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 03:51 PM (mWRBW)

28 19
Did it work and more importantly did my tips help, because again, I am the only thing that matters to me.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 03:50 PM (mWRBW)

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It did!

Blocks of cheddar work well.

Next loaf will probably be roasted garlic and rosemary. I brought up the idea a couple of weeks ago to Dolley, but we didn't have any garlic at the time. So, I've been delaying, and she's been frustrated by that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 03:52 PM (hAotW)

29 I don't know if I want Yak DNA in my body.


That depends on how it is injected, right? IYKWIM.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)

30 Reported that Whoopie Goldberg and the View Voluptuous Creatures with the Beauty of Helen of Troy were rushed to a local facility after overdoses on Jelly Donuts with the news about the rescued US Airman...

More to follow.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 03, 2026 03:52 PM (xvV4K)

31 Frequent Ejaculations Can Boost Sperm Quality, Study Suggests
.......

also: frequent exposure to sperm improves women's complexions

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)

32 LOL......fitting for MPLS:

RandBall
@RandBall
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43m
Power out at Target Field, as everyone at the ballpark is reporting. Xcel map shows 1,540 customers lost power in and around Target Field. Estimated time to fix? 5 p.m.! Guess we will find out if an MLB home opener in an hour can expedite things ...

Posted by: beckster at April 03, 2026 03:53 PM (kX27y)

33 > Scientists Engineered a Plant to Produce 5 Different Psychedelics at Once
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Psychedelics you say? 5 of them? At once?

Posted by: Captain Trips at April 03, 2026 03:53 PM (AkEZC)

34 I don't know if I want Yak DNA in my body.

What, you don't trust the Gaystapo to inject your body with all-trans-13,14-dihydroretinol!?!? They're not even hiding it anymore!!!

Posted by: Alex Jones at April 03, 2026 03:53 PM (JCZqz)

35 Obligatory King of the Hill scene:

https://youtu.be/SHILxPVLopY

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 03, 2026 03:54 PM (skR0U)

36 Sounds like what I am doing is helping me with Dementia...

I jerk Off every day to a nude picture of Whoopie Goldberg.

Hey Man, Don't tell Jill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2026 03:54 PM (/Uzmo)

37 Ace works tirelessly for you dweebs.


That man whose boots you are not fit to lick.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:54 PM (aTgV0)

38 Although there are clear health connections, a higher testosterone level is not always the key to well-being, according to a thesis at the University of Gothenburg's Department of Jonah Goldberg's Unfulfilled Wife.

This is the cruelty I (and VDH) come here for.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2026 03:54 PM (2ocoG)

39 Do you think a tennis ball would help Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2026 03:54 PM (AlhUl)

40 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 03:52 PM (hAotW)
Sounds excellent

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 03:54 PM (mWRBW)

41 I skimmed the content. Something about wearing a sheath if you are ejaculating frequently into a yak.

Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 03:54 PM (qgHp7)

42 There was an allergy medicine being tested that I was watching because it was supposed to be very effective for cat allergies. I'm extremely allergic to cats and I thought actually being able to have one would be neat. Anyway it failed in a later stage clinical trial. The first trials went great with 60 - 70 % claiming it helped their allergies. But later trials which included strict double-blind tests found that while the 60 - 70 % success rate held a greater 80 - 90 % of the people on the placebos said those helped. This tells me two things, 1 people are stupid, 2 people say they have allergies and really have never experience real life threatening allergies.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 03:55 PM (3uBP9)

43 placebo...
You too can get prescription Obecalp™ ...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 03:55 PM (ynpvh)

44 Sourdough bread consumed during Passover. Should stone you outside the city.

Posted by: Phineas the Pharisee at April 03, 2026 03:55 PM (oftw2)

45 > Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

More of a loss, really, but my tumor is gone for now. The doc is sure he got it all, and the pathology report confirms this (as I understand it, he cut away a margin of healthy tissue around the tumor).

Immunotherapy and watchful waiting come next.

At a minimum, it won't kill me this year, and there's a reasonable chance it's gone for good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 03:55 PM (IG3/x)

46 Want to increase your physical and mental performance? Take a fake pill. Even if you know it's fake it will still work because you're so gullible.
___________________

Here's a test. Get very very hung over. I'm talking, reluctant to move because it might start projectile vomiting without warning.

NOW, stand in the middle of a four lane highway as a tractor trailer plows towards you at 80 mph. The hangover and all it's decrepit attributes leave your body in an that instant as you dive for cover on the berm of the highway.

Summary: A lot of this stuff is psychological.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 03:55 PM (dIske)

47 Anyone want Tibet that yaks aren't the cure for MS?

Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 03:55 PM (qgHp7)

48 The Missus and I do an NCAA BB bracket bet every year and this year the winner gets to choose a loaf of bread to be made by the loser. Winner: ME

Cheddar and jalapeno would be awesome for ME, but she won't eat the jalapenos, so I told her I would choose something we would both enjoy.

Suggestions welcome!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 03, 2026 03:56 PM (DgMqy)

49 You mean my diet of Roach Burgers and Crab Grass Roots is not healthly ????

Those SOB's LIED to me !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 03, 2026 03:56 PM (38587)

50 35 Obligatory King of the Hill scene:

https://youtu.be/SHILxPVLopY

He's an ignoranus... LOL. Perfect word for a dumb asshole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

51 48
Cheddar and jalapeno would be awesome for ME, but she won't eat the jalapenos, so I told her I would choose something we would both enjoy.

Suggestions welcome!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 03, 2026 03:56 PM (DgMqy)

======

I've gathered that yak hair is delicious from my skimming of the thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (hAotW)

52 I tried using a myelin sheath but I found it tore too easily.
I went back to latex condoms, Kimono specifically.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

53 Love the picture of Joe.
"Where the fuck am I?"

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)

54 >>>In a wild first, scientists have taken the genes these organisms use to make five natural psychedelics and introduced them into a tobacco plant (Nicotiana benthamiana), which then produced all five compounds simultaneously.

This is like a plot to a zombie film. Or a super hero origin story: Captain Trips.

Posted by: Max Power at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (q177U)

55 That fat golden retriever video was beautiful. God bless that lady. That's a lot of work.

Thanks ace.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Sco7b)

56 Just finished rear delts now onto side delts Aggravated my right knee on leg extensions with a little bit too much weight the other day. Need to lose about 10-12 pounds. Too many cinnamon rolls for breakfast (6), too many Oreo Cookie Ice Cream sandwiches (6). I don't know what it is about the number six. It seems to be a magic number especially for Reeses Peanut Butter Cups or any other carb/sugar laced goodies.

Posted by: JROD at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (IlL6s)

57 Inside you are two yaks.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (3uBP9)

58 No puns til 200.

k thnx

Yak outside should have told you.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:58 PM (aTgV0)

59 Yakky Yak , no injecting that crap

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

60 The Yin Yak and the Yang Yak?

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 03:58 PM (aTgV0)

61 Psychedelic Shack--that's where it's at!

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)

62 A group of conservative stand-up comics are staging a fundraiser for Tibetan MS research and calling it:

Yuks For Yaks

Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 03:59 PM (qgHp7)

63 Wait, it said "ejaculations" not "masturbation sessions." I guess it says something Sad! about me that I read it as being good news for chronic masturbators.
__________

"Fuck!"

-- Masterbatin' Pete

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 03, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

64 48 The Missus and I do an NCAA BB bracket bet every year and this year the winner gets to choose a loaf of bread to be made by the loser. Winner: ME

Cheddar and jalapeno would be awesome for ME, but she won't eat the jalapenos, so I told her I would choose something we would both enjoy.

Suggestions welcome!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 03, 2026 03:56 PM (DgMqy)

Cashews and bread with a high butter content can be very tasty. You also might try sunflower seeds as well.

Finally, I would do it in the butt.

Next caller.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 03, 2026 03:59 PM (xcxpd)

65 Using a virus to inject Yak DNA into your body is the perfect way to become a real trans-human, not those fake so-called transwomen and transmen...those are just mentally ill looking for attention.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 03:59 PM (ynpvh)

66 Legalinsurrection.com
France is joing China and Russia and Iran with not freeing up the Straight

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

67 Wait, it said "ejaculations" not "masturbation sessions." I guess it says something Sad! about me that I read it as being good news for chronic masturbators.
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Masturbatin' Pete, hardest whacked.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)

68 Continued -

My company went on a hiring spree of foreign turdbags by offshoring the jobs to bypass H1B restrictions, would explain why domestic jobs while foreign jobs continue to rise, theyre just finding new ways to game the system
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

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Except US is probably going to start putting serious security blocks on a lot of those furriners after the fiasco with Microsoft Azure cloud services where ChiComs in China were directly accessing secure US government files. Pixy has a thread earlier from a Microsoft insider about how it happened.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)

ICYMI from tech thread. Worth a read.

How Microsoft Vaporized a Trillion Dollars

Inside the complacency and decisions that eroded trust in Azure—from a former Azure Core engineer.

>>>If you’re running production workloads on Azure or relying on it for mission-critical systems, this story matters more than you think.

Pt. 1 of 6

https://tinyurl.com/hkzczzh6

Really read it. It reads like the background facts of a shareholder lawsuit filing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (dK+Kv)

69 Interesting,

"JUST IN: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) says he's 100% behind PRESIDENT TRUMP on Iran

"I support what the president is doing. They've been at war with us for 47 years."

"They've killed our people and maimed our people, attacked our allies."

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)

70 66 Legalinsurrection.com
France is joing China and Russia and Iran with not freeing up the Straight

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

That's so gay...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

71 Masturbatin' Pete, hardest whacked.
Posted by: Axeman
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He is AOS permabanned as of earlier thread today.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (E4rtv)

72 I don't know who Aldus H Chapin II is but he must've been one hell of a narrator!

Lincoln and the Sioux Uprising of 1862
By: Hank H. Cox
Narrated by: Aldus H Chapin II's voice replica

https://is.gd/QQQSTz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (ndZc7)

73 I can think of worse things to put inside your body other than Yak DNA.

A Yak's dick would be one. Not the only one. Just one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (AkEZC)

74 I don't care, I'm not taking any damn yak DNA. We've been warned.

https://youtu.be/SqGehlUI2Ck

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)

75 Masturbatin' Pete, hardest whacked.
Posted by: Axeman
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He is AOS permabanned as of earlier thread today.
Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (E4rtv)
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So he got whacked off ... the board?

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

76 Mitch's animatronic corpse just said something helpful?

Not buying it.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:02 PM (aTgV0)

77 70 66 Legalinsurrection.com
France is joing China and Russia and Iran with not freeing up the Straight

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

That's so gay...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

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About 9 million barrels a day are being rerouted through two major pipelines. 4 million got through the strait a couple of days ago.

20 million get through on a normal day.

Really, in a few months, the only people who are going to remember this are the shale oil producers in America when they look at their fleet of new Bugattis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:02 PM (hAotW)

78 MS is a nasty way to go. I saw a friend's decline with that shit.

If it were me, I'd try just about anything that might help.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 04:02 PM (IG3/x)

79 And a reminder to keep one's exercise activities in check.

From Post Millennial.
"A Washington state children's book author and co-founder of the Bellingham Naked Bike Ride has been arrested on child sex crime charges.

Zachary Elisha Robertson, 42, of Bellingham, was taken into custody on March 10 on two felony counts of possession of child pornography. Investigators located approximately 25 nude images of prepubescent and pubescent girls on his laptop upon the execution of a search warrant. He later allegedly confessed to downloading nude images of girls between the ages of 5 and 7 years old, according to court documents."

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:02 PM (E4rtv)

80 Really cool curved horns and thick mats of body fur are side effects of the Yak-DNA Therapy.

Posted by: The Trade-Off at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (oftw2)

81 I can think of worse things to put inside your body other than Yak DNA.

A Yak's dick would be one. Not the only one. Just one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (AkEZC)
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I can't imagine why?!

Posted by: Don LeMon at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

82 *watches last video*

Why'd it get so dusty in here all of a sudden??

Posted by: pookysgirl tries to keep Jt The Wonder Dog healthy at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (Wt5PA)

83 GatewayPundit....what the heck

Two more US military aircraft were downed in the Middle East on Friday, in addition to an F-15E Strike Eagle that crashed earlier.

An A-10 Warthog reportedly went down contemporaneously with the crash of the F-15, according to the New York Times.

Officials have not stated the cause of the crash or the country where it occurred, but it reportedly occurred near the Strait of Hormuz.

The pilot was safely rescued.

Additionally, Black Hawk helicopter was hit by Iran. Preliminary reports suggest that the Blackhawk was hit during search and rescue operations but landed safely. It was later reported that two helicopters were struck by Iranian fire during the search and rescue, but all crew members are safe

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)

84 78 MS is a nasty way to go. I saw a friend's decline with that shit.

If it were me, I'd try just about anything that might help.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 04:02 PM (IG3/x)

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MS...or like Aunt Gladys at the end of Weapons?

Well, Aunt Gladys went quick, at least...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (hAotW)

85 So he got whacked off ... the board?
Posted by: Axeman

Umm, phrasing?

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)

86 Calories in, calories out. There is no other secret.

Well, except if you get your calories from solid food sources that supply the right nutrients, you feel better and your ability to grow or maintain muscle mass improves and you protect bone density.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (Q9G/L)

87 MS-Now - Big Propaganda success for Iran , US fighter shot down

You can hear the seals clapping

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)

88 im so convinced that israel controls the most powerful nation on earth and can kill whomever they want with impunity but won't kill their harshest critics because im super smart

Posted by: UA113 at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (cz34i)

89 Yakety Sax would be the perfect music for this. Imagine ace chasing around a bunch of buxom gals benny hill style.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 04:03 PM (3uBP9)

90 I skimmed the content. Something about wearing a sheath if you are ejaculating frequently into a yak.
Posted by: muldoon


You skipped a section. The sheath actually scores worse than a placebo.

Posted by: a muslim who's tired of goats at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (VHUov)

91 Strong work this week, Ace.

Go ahead and finish the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (qgHp7)

92 75 Masturbatin' Pete, hardest whacked.
Posted by: Axeman
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He is AOS permabanned as of earlier thread today.
Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (E4rtv)
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So he got whacked off ... the board?
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

Missed A LOT today. Was he especially obnoxious?

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (pDt9x)

93 62 A group of conservative stand-up comics are staging a fundraiser for Tibetan MS research and calling it:

Yuks For Yaks
Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 03:59 PM (qgHp7)

_____________________________

They stole that from that group of hookers who wanted to make fax machines relevant again.

(sorry, I know it's Friday, and no one wants to fgure stuff out...but there's a joke in there).

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (dIske)

94 There once was a Moran named Pete

Who's mastubatin was never complete

He said with a grin

While licking his chin

Apparently I am now Delete.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (aTgV0)

95 @83

Another explanation might be that new shipments of Chinese arms have arrived. The PRC wants to know if ANY of their stuff works.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Riz8t)

96 Did my shopping for Easter - kid asked for ham, asparagus, fruit and tots. Which item would be sold out in all forms? If you guessed the ham, you'd be wrong. Apparently, the area loves them some asparagus b/c even the organic and white versions were gone.

So, I picked up all the sale veg and am gonna ask the sons for round 2 - brussel sprouts (got the last 2 bags of those), warm cabbage apple slaw, or cucumber salad...what they want with ham on Easter (the brussels will be Easter or day after b/c they go with pork fat, so I'm gonna insist on it with a ham dinner).

PS - I originally bought lamb and was gonna make that, but one teen was up in arms...so that's now gonna be a nice Saturday night dinner later in the month when he's with the friends at a community Church event (and thus, won't eat it)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)

97 In MLB news, the Colorado Rockies have been mathematically eliminated from post-season play.

Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (qgHp7)

98 Really, in a few months, the only people who are going to remember this are the shale oil producers in America when they look at their fleet of new Bugattis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:02 PM (hAotW)

And President Trump as he 'sets things right.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

99 92
Missed A LOT today. Was he especially obnoxious?

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (pDt9x)

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Had been for a while.

He just did it in ace's presence this time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (hAotW)

100 The park where Charlie the poodle and I often take our morning constitutional has a feature I like. Near most trees, there is a post identifying the species with a QR link to more info on the species.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (ndZc7)

101 "Despite being ubiquitous in the homes, backyards and hearts of people across the world..."

Don't forget stomachs! Mmm-mmm.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (Bjg/j)

102 ...through the 2028 season.

Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (qgHp7)

103 In MLB news, the Colorado Rockies have been mathematically eliminated from post-season play.

Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (qgHp7)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (dK+Kv)

104 Who knows what's really happening:



Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
37m
🚨 WOW! The second downed US fighter crew member has reportedly MADE CONTACT with the US military after he went down through encrypted radio

US forces now have the ENTIRE night in Iran to find him, nearly 7 hours of pure darkness

Pray he's found 🇺🇸

Posted by: beckster at April 03, 2026 04:06 PM (kX27y)

105 Wait a minute you guys.

I got it.

YakMan.

amirite?

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:06 PM (aTgV0)

106 He is AOS permabanned as of earlier thread today.

Permabanned is so lame. I think we should use Permafrosted.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

107 egalinsurrection.com
France is joing China and Russia and Iran with not freeing up the Straight

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

US should just take the straits - then close them just for Russia, China and France.

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (j10i6)

108 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 03:55 PM (IG3/x)

Rodrigo, blessings, I had no idea you had been through that. Excellent news! FWIW you are one of my Official Morons in Good Standing. An exclusive list.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (mWRBW)

109 98 And President Trump as he 'sets things right.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

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"But no, Trump shouldn't have tried to fix a generations' long regional and worldwide threat because it made winning the midterms harder. He should have been like Democrats who refused to open the borders under Biden because it was so unpopular that it threatened their midterm prospects and just did border security instead to try and keep the Senate and maybe push through another bill."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (hAotW)

110 >>>Go ahead and finish the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.

lol

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)

111 83 GatewayPundit....what the heck

Two more US military aircraft were downed in the Middle East on Friday, in addition to an F-15E Strike Eagle that crashed earlier.

An A-10 Warthog reportedly went down contemporaneously with the crash of the F-15, according to the New York Times.

Officials have not stated the cause of the crash or the country where it occurred, but it reportedly occurred near the Strait of Hormuz.

The pilot was safely rescued.

Additionally, Black Hawk helicopter was hit by Iran. Preliminary reports suggest that the Blackhawk was hit during search and rescue operations but landed safely. It was later reported that two helicopters were struck by Iranian fire during the search and rescue, but all crew members are safe
Posted by: Stateless
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Operation Tempo is pretty high right now and US pilots are probably targeting areas with a lot of man launched missiles. Around the SW coastline of Iran-Straits of Hormuz.

Centcom is playing it close to the chest as to what brought the aircraft down except for the two rescue helicopters that were fired upon but got home safely.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

112 I've got a pretty big health update.

About 8-10 years ago I finally quit smoking for good after reading Alan Carr's "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" which was recommended by our own Ace. (Many, many thanks to you, Ace.) Since that time, I have gone religiously for the once yearly low-dose CT scan of lungs that is offered to smokers/former smokers.

Every one was negative. My doctor suggested that since I had been doing it for at least 8 years, I could probably stop. I asked for just one more, and he said okay. Well, it showed a very small spot on the right lower lobe. After much testing it was confirmed as Stage I CA. Please note that I had no symptoms whatsoever that anything was wrong.

I had the CA removed at Memorial Sloan-Kettering in NYC about two weeks ago. Doc got it all. No chemo, no radiation required. There were a few glitches, but I've been home for more than a week and feeling better and stronger every day. Thank you to all of you for your prayers!

My only wish is for all of you to take advantage of any and all screenings that are offered--mammograms, CTs, colonoscopies, etc. Catch the beast early and you can beat it.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (3ImbR)

113 Partially related to the content, but I am warning everyone I can about stuff that they know, but think they can take care of "later" -

My father passed away and left me as the executor of his estate. It's modest, but needs to be done. He left a will, but not much other documentation on house title, car(s) title, insurance policies, etc. Coupled with greedy conniving family members that are willing to burn down a lifetime of relationships for money that amounts to about enough that would allow them to buy a nice SUV, it's stressful.

Get your (and your parents) beneficiaries, accounts, passwords, will, and trust in order while you have time. Make a living trust and keep it updated. Your survivors and executors will thannk you.

Posted by: Croaker at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (+BcZI)

114 Well, the health gain is that this chemo seems to be holding things steady for now.

Unfortunately, the other "gain" is that a steroid has to be given without it so that my liver doesn't develop scarring, so I have put back on about 25 pounds since January.

The surgeon says that the steroids aren't crossing into my system (the chemo is delivered directly into my hepatic artery and quickly metabolized), but I think that Prednisone is a sneaky little bastard, and doctors can't really be sure about that.

The indication has more to do with just weight gain, but also the fact that my blood sugar numbers jumped up 40 points in the same time period - which only ever happens when I am on steroids (no history of diabetes on either side of my direct family).

Another lovely side effect has been urinary issues - TMI for polite company; suffice it to say I am quite miserable and stuck near a bathroom at all times. Thankfully, I saw my urologist this week and she has me on some samples of a medication which has helped immensely.

She didn't pooh-pooh my claims of steroid exposure - said this was not uncommon at all.

It's been an interesting few months.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (SRRAx)

115 MS-Now - Big Propaganda success for Iran , US fighter shot down

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Some smart ass on YT calls them BS-NOW.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)

116 99 92
Missed A LOT today. Was he especially obnoxious?

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:04 PM (pDt9x)

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Had been for a while.

He just did it in ace's presence this time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (hAotW)

Have to say good riddance, he won’t be missed. A couple of others getting banned would be okay with me too. But, not my blog. The paid trolls never engage I have observed, just hit and run stuff.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (pDt9x)

117 Now scientists believe that same gene could help humans repair damaged nerves by regrowing the protective coating, and potentially opening a new door for MS treatment.
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So, after yak gene therapy the patient has to live at 14,800 feet altitude for the rest of their life? I don't get it.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (n17eQ)

118 110 >>>Go ahead and finish the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.

lol

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)

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But you'd better be back Monday morning.

early.

More like Sunday night.

Gotta make up for the lost time for going home early.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (hAotW)

119 I actually do have some gains. I'm slowly getting function back in my left arm and feeling back in my hands and feet. Lotta work to do but making progress.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)

120 The park where Charlie the poodle and I often take our morning constitutional has a feature I like.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (ndZc7)

Pro-tip: Do not poop in park.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (dK+Kv)

121 Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

My favorite was when he called *you* a Trump bootlicker. LMAO

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (mWRBW)

122 People actually saw greater benefits when they knew they were taking a placebo.

This bodes poorly for my gainzz.

I now know that as long as I know that Twinkies and Ho-Hos have no health benefits, I could get some health benefit from them, so I have less reason to not eat Twinkies and Ho-Hos.

Posted by: mikeski puts his AI in an infinite loop at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (VHUov)

123 116 Have to say good riddance, he won’t be missed. A couple of others getting banned would be okay with me too. But, not my blog. The paid trolls never engage I have observed, just hit and run stuff.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (pDt9x)

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I always knew you hated me!

*weeps bitterly but manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (hAotW)

124 >>>More of a loss, really, but my tumor is gone for now. The doc is sure he got it all, and the pathology report confirms this (as I understand it, he cut away a margin of healthy tissue around the tumor).
Immunotherapy and watchful waiting come next.
At a minimum, it won't kill me this year, and there's a reasonable chance it's gone for good.

I'm sorry to hear of your travail. It's good to hear they think they got the tumor!

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)

125 In MLB news, the Colorado Rockies have been mathematically eliminated from post-season play.
Posted by: muldoon at April 03, 2026 04:05 PM (qgHp7)

So, no reason not to trade all their players to the Mets at the trade deadline then...anything to save the Mets season at this point.

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (j10i6)

126 Pro-tip: Do not poop in park.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at

Beats doing it in reverse.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (mWRBW)

127 Congratulations Irish and welcome back.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 04:10 PM (viF8m)

128 Strong work this week, Ace.

Go ahead and finish the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.
Posted by: muldoon
......

Don't forget to charge your time to PTO.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

129 He is AOS permabanned as of earlier thread today.

Permabanned is so lame. I think we should use Permafrosted.
Posted by: Archimedes

Double secret probation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)

130 Crazy thought.

I would rather have the Israelis running my life than the democrats.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:10 PM (aTgV0)

131 123 116 Have to say good riddance, he won’t be missed. A couple of others getting banned would be okay with me too. But, not my blog. The paid trolls never engage I have observed, just hit and run stuff.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:08 PM (pDt9x)

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I always knew you hated me!

*weeps bitterly but manfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (hAotW)

Look, I was trying to be all genteel about the matter!!

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (pDt9x)

132 >>>Congratulations Irish and welcome back.
~~~~~

Thank you, Straw!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (3ImbR)

133 >>> >>>Go ahead and finish the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.

lol
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)




Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay?

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (3uBP9)

134 Missed A LOT today. Was he especially obnoxious?
Posted by: tubal

Eh, given his terminal TDS and proclivity to show up just to provoke fights since Trump, it was a matter of time. Same sperging and spiralling down that another recently banned critter did.

And about as logical on their arguments as a typical leftist.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)

135 Why do we poop on a parkway but shit in a driveway?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (mWRBW)

136 > Rodrigo, blessings, I had no idea you had been through that. Excellent news! FWIW you are one of my Official Morons in Good Standing. An exclusive list.
Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 04:07 PM (mWRBW)

Thanks! I'm still pissing through a tube coming out of my dick, but other than that everything seems to be good. I'm really, really ready for that thing to come out.

I'm sure there are people who are into that sort of thing, but I'm not one of them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (IG3/x)

137 Beats doing it in reverse.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (mWRBW)

Out through the out door only.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (dK+Kv)

138 "I don't know if I want Yak DNA in my body."

Surgical mesh, used to repair hernias and tissue damage, might now be more often made of polypropylene, a non-absorbable plastic polymer. However, other materials include polyester, polytetrafluoroethylene (ePTFE or Gore-Tex), or biologic tissues derived from porcine (pig) or bovine (cow) collagen are also used, and bacteria can grow and form biofilms on all types of hernia mesh. (Had it happen.)

Gel injections for knee pain were derived from rooster combs (hence the nickname "rooster comb injections"). Now most modern hyaluronic acid is produced in labs through bacterial fermentation, making them safe for people with chicken allergies.

Tat ink can be a horror in the human body.

MS is such a terrible disease. My young niece has been cautious but engaged in some drug trials for relief. She did not regret it and, if that proves a good treatment or cure, she'd likely go for it.

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (NFX2v)

139 Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Hate to tell you but most people here are not Prometheus fans.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)

140 Irish Ei, so happy for you!! Must have been a Huge weight lifted from you.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (pDt9x)

141 139 Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Hate to tell you but most people here are not Prometheus fans.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)

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I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (hAotW)

142 I don't have any. I've been low-carb pretty consistently, but the only result is that I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing none. I really do have to start exercising again.
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I am eating unmodified potato starch as a resistant starch. Supposed to feed your little buddies in your gut biome. 90+% of them. So far just 2 teaspoons a day.

Results aren't in quite yet. But the studies quoted say 2-4 weeks for resistant starch to really make a difference.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)

143 Don't forget to charge your time to PTO.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

_______________________

PTO? Patton Tiberius Oswald?

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske)

144 Never ever quit on the Colorado Diamondbacks!

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (aTgV0)

145 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (hAotW)

That would be an epic flounce.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (dK+Kv)

146 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (hAotW)
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You remember that I like Prometheus, right?

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)

147 139 Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Hate to tell you but most people here are not Prometheus fans.
Posted by: whig

It all makes sense if you watch the director's cut.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Y8DZL)

148 All the best to Teresa and Irish.
Well all of you.

Back later, hopefully to happier news.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)

149 Weeell....I'm not dead yet. That's a win.

Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at April 03, 2026 04:14 PM (7Lycq)

150 Why do we poop on a parkway but shit in a driveway?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (mWRBW)
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Congratulations. You got me into a rolling chuckle.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

151 Teresa has good news too? A great day at the HQ.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (pDt9x)

152 Down to 185. Lost 25 pounds. Just eating less and exercising more. Nothing esoteric. God bless us every one.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (eAAqq)

153 It all makes sense if you watch the director's cut.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Y8DZL)
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On mushrooms.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)

154 Thanks! I'm still pissing through a tube coming out of my dick, but other than that everything seems to be good. I'm really, really ready for that thing to come out.

I'm sure there are people who are into that sort of thing, but I'm not one of them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Ah Foley's Catheter. I spent months on one waiting for an operation to clear an obstructed bladder. Unpleasant as hell and I still worked at the time. You do have some Azo tablets? They help with the pain of that damn apparatus. And if your doc allows it, cranberries might be a good thing to consume. You really do not want a UTI with that thing in you.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)

155 This story comes via renown Yak expert Buck Dharma?

I guess it must be true.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (8mulE)

156 my little dog will be 13 in July.
When my husband was dying, he WAY overfed her; she was his "comfort animal", they deeply loved each other, and she would spend all day and all night focused on him, sitting in his lounger with him, lying with him, watching TV.
She is a mishmosh of four small breeds, two of which would happily eat until they exploded.
No matter how I tried to keep it in check, he would give her handfuls of his food, or just give her his plate.
And she ate.
By the time he passed, she weighed 16 pounds.
She should weigh 8.
When my daughter came home from a year in another state, she screamed when she saw the dog--she looked like an overinflated football with a point at each end, balanced on four other points.
It took me over a year to get her down to 8 again, and I am so glad I did, even though she was convinced I didn't love her and was trying to kill her.
She is healthy, vigorous for her age, and still a sweet dear.
May she continue, God willing!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (enw9G)

157 >>About 8-10 years ago I finally quit smoking for good after reading Alan Carr's "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" which was recommended by our own Ace. (Many, many thanks to you, Ace.) Since that time, I have gone religiously for the once yearly low-dose CT scan of lungs that is offered to smokers/former smokers.
Every one was negative. My doctor suggested that since I had been doing it for at least 8 years, I could probably stop. I asked for just one more, and he said okay. Well, it showed a very small spot on the right lower lobe. After much testing it was confirmed as Stage I CA. Please note that I had no symptoms whatsoever that anything was wrong.
I had the CA removed at Memorial Sloan-Kettering in NYC about two weeks ago. Doc got it all. No chemo, no radiation required. There were a few glitches, but I've been home for more than a week and feeling better and stronger every day. Thank you to all of you for your prayers!

o thank God, I was worried in that second part.

I'm thinking of getting that book again because I've been using a vape and want to quit. It triggers an allergy response in me and I'm just tired of being dependent on a drug.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

158 Silica is supposed to clear aluminum deposits from the brain. You can buy the mineral mix to add to water or you can drink Fiji water. Fiji water has the highest silica in bottled water. Simple enough to try it

https://tinyurl.com/y3s75aef

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (gQ15S)

159 All I know is that Placebo must be a wonder drug, because they test every other drug for every ailment against it, and it usually provides some benefit every time.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (0U5gm)

160 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Didn't Ace actually do that once?

Posted by: Bulg at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

161 Liang Zhang, a neuroscientist at Shanghai Jiao Tong University,

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Oh that's just dandy.

Maybe once we're in a fifth year of attempting to put down the hordes of hypermyelinated, brain-eating RESTAT-27 zombies, our Frontline Healthcare Heroes will admit it didn't actually come from a Mongol banging a yak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (BI5O2)

162 >>>155 This story comes via renown Yak expert Buck Dharma?

yeah, he sent it. I've been to his house and have seen his Wall of Gold Records.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (1wjle)

163 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That will do wonders for your movie channel.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

164 I'm sure there are people who are into that sort of thing, but I'm not one of them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 04:11 PM (IG3

Best to you too.

Thanks to the Horde, when it's done for pleasure I know that's called sounding.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)

165 160 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Didn't Ace actually do that once?

Posted by: Bulg at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

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Only if ace is a solipsist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (hAotW)

166 The only thing wrong with Prometheus was no-one was likeable.

And the plot made no sense.

And half the movie was cut out.

And the protagonist was unrootable for.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (aTgV0)

167 "Frequent Ejaculations Can Boost Sperm Quality, Study Suggests"

I misread frequent as "female" and went, here we go, another transgender story.

NOTE TO SELF: Wear your damn glasses. Squinting to bring text into focus stopped working 20 years ago.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 03, 2026 04:17 PM (glnUu)

168 he was on the podcast once and I avoided talking about politics because I don't want to get people in trouble

I heard from his son later, "He was kind of disappointed you didn't ask him about politics."

Sorry! I was trying to help!

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)

169 When does Prometheus 2 come out? I can't wait.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

170
at the cardiologist for my regular annual check up. bp was 123/85 pulse 65. heavy protein diet, minimal carbs, light exercise (walking). now down to 210 on my way past 200.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 03, 2026 04:17 PM (UWQC6)

171 This story comes via renown Yak expert Buck Dharma?

I guess it must be true.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (8mulE)
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He didn't miss the deadline.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)

172 And,

JUST IN: President Trump is making moves to finally privatize TSA in airports, according to his budget submission to Congress for FY 2027.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv)

173 >>I'm just tired of being dependent on a drug.

Just the one?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)

174 The only thing wrong with Prometheus was no-one was likeable.
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Ah so Madison saw himself in everyone.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2026 04:19 PM (mWRBW)

175 >>>Just the one?
Posted by: JackStraw

A lot of us get high on life, Little Jackie Paper. I know that sounds a little square to acidheads like yourself.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:19 PM (1wjle)

176 157
I'm thinking of getting that book again because I've been using a vape and want to quit. It triggers an allergy response in me and I'm just tired of being dependent on a drug.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

My two cents is go with the nicotine lozenges. They worked for me. Much better than the gum and better than having 15 or 20 patches stuck on you. That might be hyperbole.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:19 PM (pDt9x)

177 The only thing wrong with Prometheus was no-one was likeable.

And the plot made no sense.

And half the movie was cut out.

And the protagonist was unrootable for.
Posted by: eleven

On the plus side TJM pimps it from time to time. That is always good for a few good natured snarks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 03, 2026 04:19 PM (glnUu)

178 "When does Prometheus 2 come out? I can't wait.
Posted by: wth"


It came out. It didn't end well let me tell you.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:19 PM (aTgV0)

179 Strong work this week, Ace.

Go ahead and finish the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off.
Posted by: muldoon

Ace, be sure to avoid Lundberg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 03, 2026 04:20 PM (PSEDc)

180 Irish Ei, so happy for you!! Must have been a Huge weight lifted from you.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:12 PM (pDt9x)
~~~~~

Thank you, tubal. It was. I just hope everyone will tolerate me constantly advocating for screening!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03, 2026 04:20 PM (3ImbR)

181 They shot down 3 different US aircraft ? Obviously Iran had some hidden weaponry....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2026 04:20 PM (FtULh)

182 160 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Didn't Ace actually do that once?
Posted by: Bulg at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

Ace *tried* to do that once, but he ended up banning himself first. Kinda took the wind out of his sails.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 03, 2026 04:20 PM (8mulE)

183 A lot of us get high on life, Little Jackie Paper.

I got that reference.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

184 That obese golden retriever is pathetic. Cannot even get up. I don't know how one can do that to a dog.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 04:20 PM (/lPRQ)

185 156
Posted by: barbarausa
.......

My Mom has overfed a couple of dogs to death. But then, she's mostly blind so can't see how fat they are getting.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:20 PM (UjdFS)

186 >>My two cents is go with the nicotine lozenges. They worked for me. Much better than the gum and better than having 15 or 20 patches stuck on you. That might be hyperbole.

i'll look into them. right now I'm chewing a lot of gum.

Are lozenges easy to take out and then start using again later? I'm having that problem with the gum. I just don't feel like having something in my mouth all day. I don't know how garrett does it.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:21 PM (1wjle)

187
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03,

I am so sorry you went through what you did, but thrilled they got it all. Yay!

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 04:21 PM (Q9G/L)

188 160 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!

What do you mean, everyone?

Posted by: Gary Oldman at April 03, 2026 04:21 PM (Riz8t)

189 I don't know if I want Yak DNA in my body.



Better to have Yak DNA in your body than muslim dna in a yak's body.

Wait.


What a day.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2026 04:22 PM (K3Fc+)

190 Do not take Placebo if you are allergic to Placebo or any of it's ingredients.

Posted by: Reforger at April 03, 2026 04:22 PM (SCCU1)

191 The only thing wrong with Prometheus was no-one was likeable.
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I don't need likable in movies. So, that might explain why I'm okay with it.

I enjoy a good gritty noir, if it's well done.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)

192
139 Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Hate to tell you but most people here are not Prometheus fans.
Posted by: whig

It all makes sense if you watch the director's cut.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Y8DZL)



The A9 fan edit actually takes Prometheus from unwatchable drek, through "tolerable", all the way to "that was a pretty decent way to spend an evening".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2026 04:23 PM (y9nCu)

193 >>My two cents is go with the nicotine lozenges. They worked for me. Much better than the gum and better than having 15 or 20 patches stuck on you. That might be hyperbole.

i'll look into them. right now I'm chewing a lot of gum.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:21 PM (1wjle)

Just have a heart attack. You can stop same day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 03, 2026 04:23 PM (dK+Kv)

194 They shot down 3 different US aircraft ? Obviously Iran had some hidden weaponry....
Posted by: It's me donna


They really hadn't had a chance to use it until recently. They are short range so they have to be pretty much right under the aircraft to take a shot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 04:24 PM (/lPRQ)

195 186

gum.

Are lozenges easy to take out and then start using again later? I'm having that problem with the gum. I just don't feel like having something in my mouth all day. I don't know how garrett does it.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:21 PM (1wjle)

They are if you set them on a little saucer or something like that. They dry really quickly. The have 2&4 mg doses. I quickly switched over to 2 and that dose seems easier to wean off of. Best of luck to you boss. You can do it. I’ll even pray for you if you don’t mind.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:24 PM (pDt9x)

196 I hope that study on MS gets worked through quickly, I have family members with MS.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rbvCR)

197 >>>They are if you set them on a little saucer or something like that. They dry really quickly. The have 2&4 mg doses. I quickly switched over to 2 and that dose seems easier to wean off of. Best of luck to you boss. You can do it. I’ll even pray for you if you don’t mind.

thanks, i'll see if CVS has them.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)

198 181 They shot down 3 different US aircraft ? Obviously Iran had some hidden weaponry....
Posted by: It's me donna
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Close Air Support and rescuing downed pilots/weapons officers is a difficult task. Right now, it could be that the F-15 went down first and certainly the copters were attacked while doing the rescue mission. The other aircraft, the A-10, flies at low level anyway--not clear whether it was also involved in the search for the downed F-15 pilots.

So two aircraft were lost and two copters got shot at and at least one damaged rescuing downed pilots. They got to safety okay.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)

199 I just don't feel like having something in my mouth all day. I don't know how garrett does it.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was
......

Oh snap!

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)

200 Oh, one more thing, ace, get the generics and not Nicorette brand. MUCH cheaper, and just as effective.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:26 PM (pDt9x)

201 Critical Drinker reports that the Super Mario Bros movie isn't a deep, philosophical exploration of the eternal verities. I'm shocked.

https://youtu.be/jOhyF7002sk

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)

202 >>>200 Oh, one more thing, ace, get the generics and not Nicorette brand. MUCH cheaper, and just as effective.

good tip, I'll do that.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

203 I don't know how garrett does it.

Posted by: ace

*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 04:27 PM (A5RD0)

204 Congrats, Irish Ei.

It's a good feeling to know that it's (probably) gone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 04:27 PM (IG3/x)

205 IrishEye, did you have Dr. Cheung?

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 03, 2026 04:27 PM (sLLbN)

206 Critical Drinker reports that the Super Mario Bros movie isn't a deep, philosophical exploration of the eternal verities. I'm shocked.

https://youtu.be/jOhyF7002sk
Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)
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I'm not going to see it, then!

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

207
Man, I am j-j-j-j-j-j-jones-in' for a placebo right now!

* scratches his raw and bloody arms *

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 04:29 PM (xG4kz)

208 I'm thinking of getting that book again because I've been using a vape and want to quit. It triggers an allergy response in me and I'm just tired of being dependent on a drug.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)
~~~~~

Do it, ace. I can't really figure out how it worked, but it did. I went into it convinced that it would be no better than every other technique I had tried: hypnosis, SmokEnders, accupuncture, etc. Figured my best shot was to read it in one sitting, so I did so one night and finished just before bed. Got up the next morning and said to myself, "Yeah, I'm not smoking anymore."

And that was it. I don't even remember if there were any withdrawal symptoms. I was done. You can do it, ace.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03, 2026 04:29 PM (3ImbR)

209 My modest gains are the 5 pounds I gained from my King Cake blitz are gone. And I ran today and didn’t even whine about it.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 04:29 PM (Q9G/L)

210 good tip, I'll do that.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

How long before Ace looks like that Ben Affleck meme standing there...

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:29 PM (j10i6)

211 It all makes sense if you watch the director's cut.
Posted by: Auspex

It makes more sense not to watch it at all. Lots of recent movies that I simply do not care to watch ever. Plenty of good ones that I haven't seen (Thanks TJM for those), and others to rewatch.

Time is short and my attention limited to such things.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:29 PM (E4rtv)

212 Sorry, Dr. Huang?

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (sLLbN)

213 From Blue Oyster Cult legend Buck Dharma: Important Yak Content.

-
Wait. The Don't Fear the Reaper guy? I don't know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (ndZc7)

214 It took me over a year to get her down to 8 again, and I am so glad I did, even though she was convinced I didn't love her and was trying to kill her.
She is healthy, vigorous for her age, and still a sweet dear.
May she continue, God willing!
Posted by: barbarausa at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (enw9G)

Good for you. That's a nice story.


And screw it. All of you talked me into Prometheus. I found it free online and have 124 minutes to kill. Book reading is next week.

Besides "Freddy Got Fingered" wasn't that bad compared to today's crap so how bad can it be? 2012...no trannies, not many important messages. It'll be Shakespeare in space compared to today.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Sco7b)

215 Integrity crew is going to perform CPR today while aboard the Orion spacecraft. Should be interesting to see how they pull it off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (ESVrU)

216 Sorry, Dr. Huang?
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (sLLbN)
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Will Huang.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)

217 Flounder!

If you haven’t recently, please reach out to Jordan61. Hubs is home from the hospital finally and she could prolly use a chuckle.

Hope baseball season is coming right along!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (A5RD0)

218 >>Do it, ace. I can't really figure out how it worked, but it did. I went into it convinced that it would be no better than every other technique I had tried: hypnosis, SmokEnders, accupuncture, etc. Figured my best shot was to read it in one sitting, so I did so one night and finished just before bed. Got up the next morning and said to myself, "Yeah, I'm not smoking anymore."

you don't have to sell me, I know it works! I quit smoking after three days and haven't smoked again since. I only started vaping years later because a doctor (yes a doctor) told me I could try that to improve my focus.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (1wjle)

219 I have a gain, and I have Ace and the blog to thank for it. Long discussions of creatine tempted me. I asked both my hematologist and my gp about it and they both said to try it as long as I promised to have a kidney check in 3 months. I have a couple of medical conditions that make many things iffy.

By the end of the first week, I felt so much stronger and more alert. I am tearing around doing things that exhausted me to think about a month ago!

Thank you all! And that kidney test better be good because I now can't imagine doing without it.

Posted by: Wenda at April 03, 2026 04:31 PM (dXTLm)

220 >>Just have a heart attack. You can stop same day.

Worked for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

221 > I'm sorry to hear of your travail. It's good to hear they think they got the tumor!
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)

Thanks!

Ah Foley's Catheter.
Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)

Yeah, that's the one. A clever bit of apparatus, but not exactly designed for comfort.

At least I've been cleared to use a plug in the damned thing, which I can pull when my bladder gets full. For a while I was walking around with a bag of urine strapped to my leg.

Again, not being judgy here, but that's not something I find a turn-on. Heh.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (IG3/x)

222 Do not take Placebo if you are allergic to Placebo or any of it's ingredients.
Posted by: Reforger
.......

side effects include anal leakage, swelling between the anus and genitals, and death

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (UjdFS)

223 >>Testosterone is not always linked to male well-being, claims someone posting as "Gonah Joldberg."

As someone who has cycled before, I can tell you this, 250mg of Testosterone Enanthate/Cypionate twice weekly will make you feel like you could pick up a truck and pick up a chick all at the same time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (XV/Pl)

224 I am eating unmodified potato starch as a resistant starch. Supposed to feed your little buddies in your gut biome. 90+% of them. So far just 2 teaspoons a day.

Results aren't in quite yet. But the studies quoted say 2-4 weeks for resistant starch to really make a difference.
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)


I discovered that statins can spike your blood sugar, and the suspected mechanism is that it suppresses the growth of Clostridium sp. in your gut. The non-problematic Clostridiae species are involved in excreting compounds that are used by the liver.
Anyhow, my fasting blood glucose levels are creeping up again.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (rbvCR)

225 I tried getting high on life, once.
Worst hangover I’ve ever had.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

226 just don't feel like having something in my mouth all day. I don't know how garrett does it.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:21 PM (1wjle)


This place....😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (SRRAx)

227 "And screw it. All of you talked me into Prometheus. I found it free online and have 124 minutes to kill. "

Just think, you'll have another 123 minutes left to kill doing something else after turning it on...

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:34 PM (j10i6)

228
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was


She was the one with the pork chop tied around her neck in order to get the other dogs to play with her.

Now, write that down since you can't remember it!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 04:34 PM (xG4kz)

229 Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?
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Cut my Rx Metformin in half 4/1

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2026 04:34 PM (RIvkX)

230 side effects include anal leakage, swelling between the anus and genitals

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:32 PM (UjdFS)
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When you're Don Le Mon.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:34 PM (Fi81e)

231 @201

>>Critical Drinker reports that the Super Mario Bros movie isn't a deep, philosophical exploration of the eternal verities. I'm shocked.

If it's a cute and adorable as the 1st film, it's going to make a billion dollars.

And even if it's not, it's largely got a multi-generational audience baked into the cake.

It's going to make dough.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 04:34 PM (XV/Pl)

232 >>>IrishEye, did you have Dr. Cheung?
~~~~~

Nope. Rocco. Big Italican guy. Can't say enough about MSK - outstanding.

-------------------------

Thank you, piper!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03, 2026 04:35 PM (3ImbR)

233 If it's a cute and adorable as the 1st film, it's going to make a billion dollars.

And even if it's not, it's largely got a multi-generational audience baked into the cake.

It's going to make dough.


You're probably right. It's apparently nothing but a nonstop barrage of movement, sound and color. It's perfect for Gen Z and Alpha.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 03, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

234 Scientists Engineered a Plant to Produce 5 Different Psychedelics at Once

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It's called a Grateful Dead plant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:36 PM (ndZc7)

235
To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)

236 Swapping back to keto. Found a good recipe for a egg, sausage, spinach casserole that I liked a lot.

Makin bacon right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (bss/y)

237 If it's a cute and adorable as the 1st film, it's going to make a billion dollars.

And even if it's not, it's largely got a multi-generational audience baked into the cake.

It's going to make dough.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 04:34 PM (XV/Pl)
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I like anything that makes Chris Pratt box office.

Because you can almost guess that plenty of people in Hollywood would like to see him go.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)

238 >>>I have a gain, and I have Ace and the blog to thank for it. Long discussions of creatine tempted me. I asked both my hematologist and my gp about it and they both said to try it as long as I promised to have a kidney check in 3 months. I have a couple of medical conditions that make many things iffy.
By the end of the first week, I felt so much stronger and more alert. I am tearing around doing things that exhausted me to think about a month ago!

great! I haven't been taking as much because the dose I want (about 15 mg) causes GI issues. I switched to creatine HCL (instead of the more common creatine monhydride) and that helped a bit. It also helped not having it in my coffee. Coffee plus creatine was too much for my plumbing.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

239 >>>Cut my Rx Metformin in half 4/1

cool! Congrats.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

240 >>> I just hope everyone will tolerate me constantly advocating for screening!

I do the same browbeating. I got prostate cancer but nipped it in the bud. The urologist was so somber. "Well, I'm sorry. but it is cancer." I just laughed. After leiomyosarcoma, prostate cancer just doesn't rate. 5 jolts of the Fermi Remedy and I'm good to go.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 03, 2026 04:39 PM (sLLbN)

241 "Nope. Rocco. Big Italican guy."

I guess Moose must have been tied up helping the judge find his wallet.

Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2026 04:39 PM (j10i6)

242
Wait. The Don't Fear the Reaper guy? I don't know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (ndZc7)



Buck is a Moron, has been for years. I dunno about you folks, but I'm honored to share that title with him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2026 04:39 PM (y9nCu)

243 15 grams, I meant, not mg.

Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle)

244 Jerusalem artichokes (sunchokes) are a good source of inulin. They were a thing in the 70s. We could buy them in the produce aisle. If I recall correctly, they taste somewhat like jicama.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 03, 2026 04:40 PM (FMtrg)

245 235 To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)

Take Goodfellas for instance.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

246 IAB, wth, and Stateless, I never should have let it get out of hand, but the dachs and chihuahua are strong in her. She lives to eat.
My husband loved food, and his eyes were bigger than his appetite as he declined, and he raised absolute hell if anyone tried to convince him to take SOME, and have a bit more if he felt good. He wanted the whole steak, and a baked potato, and so on.
He'd have a few bites, and hand her the plate, and she would have wolfed as much down as she could (which was plenty) before I could grab it.
Vet gave me a great tip--she can have as many vegs as she wants, and she absolutely loves any kind of bean or pea.
I get the mini cans of low sodium peas and carrots, and drain one into a container in the fridge. She can have a small handful (8-10 peas, 2-3 little cubes of carrot) for a treat, and it is good for her.
After every walk, she lines up at the fridge for her peas and carrots!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 03, 2026 04:40 PM (enw9G)

247 @242

>>Buck is a Moron, has been for years. I dunno about you folks, but I'm honored to share that title with him.

Have you ever seen Buck and Ace?

They're probably brothers or cousins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 04:41 PM (XV/Pl)

248 To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)
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I was thinking of Rami's A Simple Plan. One of my favorite movies. Bill Paxton's character is the most likeable and he's still bad. He just has intentions closer to good.

Or like the Gentlemen, where the the most sympathetic characters are still mobsters, and quite ruthless--perhaps not Colin Farrell's Coach.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

249 >>>I guess Moose must have been tied up helping the judge find his wallet.
~~~~~

Hah!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03, 2026 04:42 PM (3ImbR)

250 >>Critical Drinker reports that the Super Mario Bros movie isn't a deep, philosophical exploration of the eternal verities. I'm shocked.

If it's a cute and adorable as the 1st film, it's going to make a billion dollars.

And even if it's not, it's largely got a multi-generational audience baked into the cake.

It's going to make dough.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 04:34 PM (XV/Pl)
_____________________________

I'd go if it had an NC-17 rating. Two Italian guys running around with unlimited weapons in a Shroom based Kingdom. Princess Peach is a nymphomaniac, which, of course, causes issues with the brothers. The scenarios are endless...and disgusting.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 04:42 PM (dIske)

251 Yeah, that's the one. A clever bit of apparatus, but not exactly designed for comfort.

At least I've been cleared to use a plug in the damned thing, which I can pull when my bladder gets full. For a while I was walking around with a bag of urine strapped to my leg.

Again, not being judgy here, but that's not something I find a turn-on. Heh.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

When working with one, I wore Fisherman's pants that convert into shorts. Easy enough to unzip the short a bit and drop the exhaust line into the toilet for unloading.

The Azo tablets are actually a food safe clothing dye that for whatever reason reduce urinary inflammation/pain but in return makes your pee a deep stainable orange in color. Over the counter at drug stores and I think there is a similar product from another brand name.

I had to get over severe UTIs by months of antibiotics before the docs would consider surgery and then I found out that the local docs misdiagnosed me with an enlarged prostate when I actually had a bladder obstruction. So I dumped the local docs and went to Mayo Scottsdale AZ for cold holmium laser removal of the obstruction.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv)

252
I'm having a ball. The flat-earthers are having conniption fits over the pictures of earth Artemis has started sending back. They are "debunking" them, cause you know, the earth is flat and space is fake and gay.

It's a hoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (w6EFb)

253 >>> Can't say enough about MSK - outstanding.

It's a factory, but it's clean as hell, great-looking nurses and doctors if I'm being honest. I had both lungs done so I had to stay for 3 days. Food's good!

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (sLLbN)

254 160 I'm banning EVERYONE!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Didn't Ace actually do that once?

Posted by: Bulg at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

Did he ban himself once?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (ynpvh)

255 235 To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)

Take Goodfellas for instance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
......

and The Way We Were

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:44 PM (UjdFS)

256 And screw it. All of you talked me into Prometheus. I found it free online and have 124 minutes to kill. Book reading is next week.

Besides "Freddy Got Fingered" wasn't that bad compared to today's crap so how bad can it be? 2012...no trannies, not many important messages. It'll be Shakespeare in space compared to today.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Sco7b)

You just can't save people from themselves...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 03, 2026 04:44 PM (xcxpd)

257 Totally unrelated to anything, but on Chris Plante's morning show yesterday, he explained how Seals & Croft vanished.

The wrote a pro-life song in 1974.

It sounds incredible just 2 years after Roe v. Wade. But it ended their careers, apparently.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

258 The Flat Earthers are not real, it's a lark, I don't believe it for one second.

It's a conspiracy to give NDT something to yammer about.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2026 04:45 PM (XV/Pl)

259 I'm having a ball. The flat-earthers are having conniption fits over the pictures of earth Artemis has started sending back. They are "debunking" them, cause you know, the earth is flat and space is fake and gay.

It's a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (w6EFb)

Thankfully I just vacated my office that I shared with one. Fuking idiot. New office is basically a closet but at least I'm not near him.

Posted by: Reforger at April 03, 2026 04:45 PM (SCCU1)

260 great! I haven't been taking as much because the dose I want (about 15 mg) causes GI issues. I switched to creatine HCL (instead of the more common creatine monhydride) and that helped a bit. It also helped not having it in my coffee. Coffee plus creatine was too much for my plumbing.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

I have found the gastro stuff is usually very food dependent. Mixing it with milk helps.

But I still have to stay away from tomato.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 04:45 PM (bss/y)

261 To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)

Take Goodfellas for instance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
......

and The Way We Were
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:44 PM (UjdFS)
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Yeah, but there's usually somebody likable in a Barbara Streisand movie.

Take What's Up Doc, for example....

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:46 PM (Fi81e)

262 Coming up on the end of the medical weight management program (rapid weight loss under doctor supervision), now entering the third week of transition back to "regular" food. After 16 weeks of high-protein shakes, bars, and soup, they ease you back to normal nutrition over 6 weeks to prevent your insides from seizing up. DH and I did it together; he's lost 47 lbs, I've lost 45. Unfortunately I still have another 15 to go to reach my goal of losing 60 lbs and attaining a "healthy" BMI. It's been a slog but there's light (and tacos) at the end of the tunnel!

Posted by: tankascribe at April 03, 2026 04:46 PM (NtoJk)

263 >>Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

I put my boat up for sale. On consignment with Ashley Marine. I feel better already. And I'll feel even better once it actually sells.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

264 252
I'm having a ball. The flat-earthers are having conniption fits over the pictures of earth Artemis has started sending back. They are "debunking" them, cause you know, the earth is flat and space is fake and gay.

It's a hoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (w6EFb)

Just observe a ship on the ocean moving away from the shore...it starts to disappear from the bottom up...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

265 259 I'm having a ball. The flat-earthers are having conniption fits over the pictures of earth Artemis has started sending back. They are "debunking" them, cause you know, the earth is flat and space is fake and gay.

It's a hoot.
Posted by: publius
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Glad you have the patience to try to teach them something but unfortunately terminal stupidity is not a curable disease.

Posted by: whig at April 03, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)

266 I think the best part of The Stand mini-series from the 90s was the opening scenes of Captain Trips virus spreading while Don’t Fear The Reaper played in the background.

I’ve loved that song ever since.

Needs more cowbell, but otherwise it’s perfect.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

267 Did he ban himself once?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (ynpvh)
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He was talking to himself and got a little too personal.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)

268 252
I'm having a ball. The flat-earthers are having conniption fits over the pictures of earth Artemis has started sending back. They are "debunking" them, cause you know, the earth is flat and space is fake and gay.

Posted by: publius

They're not landing 'cause Stanley Kubrick's dead and can't do the special effect moon walking.

Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:47 PM (Y8DZL)

269
If Super Mario Galaxy is as cute and adorable as the 1st film, it's going to make a billion dollars.

And even if it's not, it's largely got a multi-generational audience baked into the cake.


I am contemplating taking the gKids to see it next week. For me the fun is watching them watching it.

It's going to be loud though -- the trailer itself is loud.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 04:47 PM (xG4kz)

270 263 >>Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

I put my boat up for sale. On consignment with Ashley Marine. I feel better already. And I'll feel even better once it actually sells.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

Ah, one of the two greatest moments owning a boat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

271 >>>Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

Gainzzz?

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 04:47 PM (fNISR)

272 I'm having a ball. The flat-earthers are having conniption fits over the pictures of earth Artemis has started sending back. They are "debunking" them, cause you know, the earth is flat and space is fake and gay.

It's a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (w6EFb)
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What if the Earth is round and the Moon is flat? Do they have answer for that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)

273 261 To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)
____________________

No necessarily in the category of "great" movies, but entertaining. "American Psycho" had absolutely not likeable characters. None. I would add "The Wolf of Wallstreet" has a similar situation.

Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

274 263 >>Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group?

I put my boat up for sale. On consignment with Ashley Marine. I feel better already. And I'll feel even better once it actually sells.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

Boat guy here. Found myself with 2, somehow. Just sold one and it feels GREAT! Sooner or later you have too many boats. Like 2.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)

275 I'd go if it had an NC-17 rating. Two Italian guys running around with unlimited weapons in a Shroom based Kingdom. Princess Peach is a nymphomaniac, which, of course, causes issues with the brothers. The scenarios are endless...and disgusting.
Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2026 04:42 PM (dIske)

Or....awesome?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 03, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)

276 What if the Earth is round and the Moon is flat? Do they have answer for that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)
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Duh. Haven't you heard, the moon is a hollow, metallic structure to capture Earth souls!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

277 Posted by: barbarausa at April 03, 2026 04:40 PM (enw9G

I can't judge. After a neighbour was cat-napping outdoor cats, I took my friends' outdoor cats in since they lived here before. In a few months, poor Snowflake went from 8 to 12 pounds.

She's healthy and outdoors again.

But you obviously also had bigger concerns. I'm sorry on the loss of your husband.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Sco7b)

278 272 I'm having a ball. The flat-earthers are having conniption fits over the pictures of earth Artemis has started sending back. They are "debunking" them, cause you know, the earth is flat and space is fake and gay.

It's a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 04:43 PM (w6EFb)
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What if the Earth is round and the Moon is flat? Do they have answer for that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)

Darth FlatEarth finds you're lack of faith disturbing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

279 You guys didn't like Henry Hill?

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (aTgV0)

280 Plus, a few months ago I bought a fancy scale on amazon (sale.)

Gives a body type breakdown, % fat, skeletal muscle, whole nine yards.

One annoying kind of funny thing, It lists my weight level as 'Obese' and my body type as 'obese.' WTF, scale? lol.

At this point, while I have been eating crap, I have continued to lift, so I have more muscle than at any time since high school. Now I am still about 30 lbs off my weight then, but still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (bss/y)

281 Just observe a ship on the ocean moving away from the shore...it starts to disappear from the bottom up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

It's just sinking. Duh.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

282 To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)

Take Goodfellas for instance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


The White Lotus mini-series featured entire casts of unlikable characters. Not a single person in them was worth a damn. Yet they were amazingly watchable and interesting.

Posted by: tankascribe at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (NtoJk)

283 281 Just observe a ship on the ocean moving away from the shore...it starts to disappear from the bottom up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

It's just sinking. Duh.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

And unsinks itself when it sails back!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:51 PM (ynpvh)

284 Galileo proved the Moon wasn't flat when he figured out that the dark circles on it had shadows, like what his Italian painter buddies were noticing on curved objects they were painting.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 03, 2026 04:51 PM (gKWVE)

285
I was thinking of Rami's A Simple Plan. One of my favorite movies. Bill Paxton's character is the most likeable and he's still bad. He just has intentions closer to good.

You should read the book. If you think the movie characters are bad, in the book, EVERYONE is just downright evil. The stuff that the main character is willing to do in order to find and steal back a single $100 bill are downright diabolical. That got cut from the screenplay.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2026 04:51 PM (y9nCu)

286 >>Sooner or later you have too many boats.

You people are weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 04:52 PM (viF8m)

287 Duh. Haven't you heard, the moon is a hollow, metallic structure to capture Earth souls!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)
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Could also be a giant egg, like in that terrible Doctor Who episode...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:52 PM (ESVrU)

288 And unsinks itself when it sails back!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 03, 2026 04:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Modern technology, what can't it do?

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

289
Having finally gotten fed up with how much crap we have in this place, starting tomorrow I am going to begin to assuage my wrath by beginning to dispose of said crap out of our basement and our garage. This has been long overdue for the doing.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 04:53 PM (xG4kz)

290 My only health news is that I’m now paying $131 a week for the gold plan health insurance at work.

I guess $6300 a year isn’t too terrible for health insurance these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

291 Could also be a giant egg, like in that terrible Doctor Who episode...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:52 PM (ESVrU)


Can you narrow that down a bit?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 04:54 PM (/lPRQ)

292 At this point, while I have been eating crap, I have continued to lift, so I have more muscle than at any time since high school. Now I am still about 30 lbs off my weight then, but still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026

Is it based off of BMI? I hate that metric. I want one of the scales that tells you your metabolic age in addition to all the rest of the stuff. Except bmi. I don’t care about that at all.

Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 04:54 PM (pZEOD)

293 Duh. Haven't you heard, the moon is a hollow, metallic structure to capture Earth souls!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)
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Could also be a giant egg, like in that terrible Doctor Who episode...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:52 PM (ESVrU)
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But it definitely does not have a bite out of it, like it did for the remainder of the Tick cartoon series. (And said "HA" after Chairface tried to carve his name on the moon and the planet eater ate the C).

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)

294 It's just sinking. Duh.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

And unsinks itself when it sails back!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

Now you're just trying to confuse everybody.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:55 PM (UjdFS)

295 When modern technology can make frozen pizza as good as a pizzeria I'll know we have arrived as a spacefaring race.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:55 PM (aTgV0)

296 279 You guys didn't like Henry Hill?
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (aTgV0)

For a cocaine addict, drug dealing, mafioso I guess he wasn’t too bad.

Not somebody I’d want over for dinner without hiding the good silverware, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 04:55 PM (6ydKt)

297 Is it based off of BMI? I hate that metric. I want one of the scales that tells you your metabolic age in addition to all the rest of the stuff. Except bmi. I don’t care about that at all.
Posted by: Piper at April 03, 2026 04:54 PM (pZEOD)

It does have a body age. I ignore the BMI.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2026 04:55 PM (bss/y)

298 Just started binge watching Burn Notice . Forgot how good it was.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (V4IXI)

299 Could also be a giant egg, like in that terrible Doctor Who episode...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:52 PM (ESVrU)


Can you narrow that down a bit?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 04:54 PM (/lPRQ)
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And does that substantially differentiate from the silly episodes?

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)

300 Stateless, the argument I tried with him was that he loved her so much he shouldn't feed her to death, but it gave him pleasure to please her, and she has a killer winsome expression.
It's been a couple years, and I'm starting to get more in gear.
I'm honestly thankful I had the dog to focus on and take care of.
She really is the best girl
(she curled up in his lounger looking sad for months after he died. I think she still misses him)

Posted by: barbarausa at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (enw9G)

301 Youtube just asked me if I thought "I Remember Larry" by Weird Al should be recommended for children. That's the song where Larry pranks Al too many times and then Al ties him in a plastic bag and leaves him innawoods.
I said yes. YT asked why; I chose "it teaches life skills".

Posted by: gKWVE because eff youtube and eff bullies at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (gKWVE)

302 290 My only health news is that I’m now paying $131 a week for the gold plan health insurance at work.

I guess $6300 a year isn’t too terrible for health insurance these days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

I'm in Canada and healthcare is "FREE, FREE! FREE!!!"

With only a few downsides....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Sco7b)

303 >>>Food's good!
~~~~~

Yep. Gained 3 lbs. *eyeroll*

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (3ImbR)

304
Here's some of the first images NASA has posted:

https://is.gd/uZXdEt

Note from their perspective the earth is upside down. In those pics, the south pole is in the upper right and north pole lower left. That's the Sahara on the left, with Spain peeking in from the lower left. Brazil is also visible on the right, just under a lot of clouds.

And note this the night side of earth. That bright one is overexposed or processed as such.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 04:57 PM (w6EFb)

305 Ace,
I'm taking whatever the minimum creatine dose is. I take it as part of a morning drink of collagen and a power drink. Thick as malted milk. So far no problem.

And once again, thanks. It has really mattered.

Posted by: Wenda at April 03, 2026 04:57 PM (dXTLm)

306 >>>155 This story comes via renown Yak expert Buck Dharma?

yeah, he sent it. I've been to his house and have seen his Wall of Gold Records.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know who the Hound of the Baskervilles was at April 03, 2026 04:16 PM



I am green with envy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 04:57 PM (4NO2D)

307 There is no dark side of the Earth.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (aTgV0)

308 I'm honestly thankful I had the dog to focus on and take care of.
She really is the best girl
(she curled up in his lounger looking sad for months after he died. I think she still misses him)
Posted by: barbarausa at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM

Digital hugs to both of you.
Older dogs are a lot of work

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (Sco7b)

309 You guys didn't like Henry Hill?
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (aTgV0)
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Ray Liotta became my favorite actor after that movie.

I said over and over that Liotta didn't belong on screen with Pesci and DeNiro and he was going to get "blown off the screen".

And found out how wrong I was. But not just for Goodfellas, though.

Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)

310 >>> To be fair, there's any number of great movies with no likable characters.
Posted by: Auspex at April 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)


A Fish Called Wanda

I dislike every character in the movie. Except for his wife who gets a bad rap and I think was the most likable person. Probably a Thatcherette, my kind of woman. But I still really liked the movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (3uBP9)

311
And the bright dot to the lower right is Venus, I think.

If it weren't for the atmosphere, you see Venus to the east of the Sun, then Saturn, Mars, and Mercury all lined up to the West of the sun. Still too close to the Sun to see any of the latter at sunrise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (w6EFb)

312 Could also be a giant egg, like in that terrible Doctor Who episode...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:52 PM (ESVrU)


Can you narrow that down a bit?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 03, 2026 04:54 PM (/lPRQ)
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Sure. "Kill the Moon" from Series Eight of the new Doctor Who. Peter Capaldi is the Twelfth Doctor and his companion is Clara Oswald. They stumble into a lunar mission where "moon spiders" are causing problems. Then they discover the Moon is alive and have to decide whether or not to "abort" the hatching moonspawn, thus saving planet Earth, or allow it to hatch, which might destroy Earth. Terrible episode from start to finish with heavy-handed pro-abortion messaging.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ESVrU)

313 You guys didn't like Henry Hill?
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (aTgV0)

I couldn't stand being around the real Henry Hill for a second based on his Howard astern appearances.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 03, 2026 04:58 PM (V4IXI)

314 295 When modern technology can make frozen pizza as good as a pizzeria I'll know we have arrived as a spacefaring race.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2026 04:55 PM (aTgV0)

Something happens when flash freezing partially cooked food that makes it taste like frozen partially cooked food forever.

Crap, I was going to make tacos but now you have me thinking about pizza.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

315 I still have a tri-toon. I'm not selling that. Perfect for the relatively calm waters of Pensacola Bay (new home of American Magic) and even calmer Escambia Bay.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 04:59 PM (Y1sOo)

316
Just observe a ship on the ocean moving away from the shore...it starts to disappear from the bottom up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

It's just sinking. Duh.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2026 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

And unsinks itself when it sails back!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Actually, those ships are going down to Davey Jones' locker room for a shower and a change of garments.

The trans boats are provoking all others to no end by their insistence that "they belong". They will shortly receive their comeuppance unless they back off, and that right soon

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:00 PM (xG4kz)

317 304. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Thanks! 👍

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 03, 2026 05:00 PM (NFX2v)

318
Americans are so wasteful!!!

After putting all that time and effort on that Golden Retriever, getting her-

all nice and plump and juicy and fat.

They didn't even eat her!!!!

What a waste!

*wipes drool from mouth*

This country sucks.

Posted by: Ex-Preezy Barack Obama at April 03, 2026 05:00 PM (iJfKG)

319 Thanks Stateless.
She is not so much work now that she's healthy again.
If I take good care of her, her mix of breeds means she could live as long as 20.
Here's hoping!

Posted by: barbarausa at April 03, 2026 05:00 PM (enw9G)

320 >> Glad you have the patience to try to teach them something

Oh I wouldn't engage with these loons at all -- they're nutjobs, ineducable. I just enjoy like watching a NASCAR crash.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 03, 2026 05:01 PM (w6EFb)

321 Nood

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 05:01 PM (Sco7b)

322 And screw it. All of you talked me into Prometheus. I found it free online and have 124 minutes to kill.

It's Idiocrasy, with starships.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 05:02 PM (4NO2D)

323 Actually have a website that shows ship to ship sighting for sailing ship saved

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)

324 With only a few downsides....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Sco7b)

Don’t tell them you’re depressed too often or they’ll just start handing you the MAiD brochure when you walk through the door.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 03, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

325 dammit

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 03, 2026 05:03 PM (4NO2D)

326 55 That fat golden retriever video was beautiful. God bless that lady. That's a lot of work.

Thanks ace.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Sco7b)

Agreed!

Posted by: m at April 03, 2026 05:03 PM (fNISR)

327
Ray Liotta became my favorite actor after that movie.


I liked his work in Dominic and Eugene as well as in Cop Land.

I have never seen Cocaine Bear, though, so my perspective on his acting range may be skewed.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 03, 2026 05:05 PM (xG4kz)

328 My oncologist saw I had an excess of red blood cells. She suspected polycythemia vera, a type of blood cancer that leads to the overproduction of red blood cells.

She also saw a high level pf testosterone. I was taking testosterone shots to stop bone loss. That was the culprit in red blood cell production. Not good for you.

Posted by: javems at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (zFsEm)

329 I highly recommend Moron help clearing things, if you can get it. I was blessed to have Salty, then Snail Racer and her husband, move stuff from my converted garage to the new shed. I still need to haul things to the dump and Goodwill but I have free space to move things around.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 03, 2026 05:12 PM (gQ15S)

330 315 I still have a tri-toon. I'm not selling that. Perfect for the relatively calm waters of Pensacola Bay (new home of American Magic) and even calmer Escambia Bay.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 03, 2026 04:59 PM (Y1sOo)
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Now I want some shrimp from Joe Patti's.

Posted by: ballistic at April 03, 2026 05:13 PM (oqH4h)

331 Seems like things are going to the next level. We are now taking out power plants in Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2026 08:41 PM (viF8m)

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