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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Garlic Seller
Jean-François Raffaëlli
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CBD has been complaining about no good garlic being available. Is this his new connection?
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Garlic Seller
Jean-François Raffaëlli (French, 1850–1924)about 1880
Medium/Technique
Oil on paper mounted and extended on canvas
Dimensions
71.8 x 48.9 cm (28 1/4 x 19 1/4 in.)
Credit Line
The Henry C. and Martha B. Angell Collection
CBD Hows the chowder?
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Would hang, thx CBD. Have a great weekend
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Authentic Frontier Gibberish
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The Morning Report — 3/20/26
To underscore this, I give you this completely unsurprising report . . .
Nearly half of households headed by immigrants, those legally and illegally living in the United States, are on one or more forms of welfare, a Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) analysis of Census Bureau data reveals. . . Meanwhile, just 28 percent of households headed by native-born Americans are on welfare, and just 31 percent are on welfare that includes both tax credits.Interesting that Somalia isn't on that list, but then again, that's not even welfare as such, as opposed to outright naked, dictionary definition criminal fraud on the most massive scale ever seen. Of course the nature of government handouts themselves, regardless of who the recipient is is another story entirely and the nature of charity and who foots the bill. There was a time when being indigent absolutely disqualified you from being granted citizenship. Of course there are several things going on here that collectively have one goal in mind and that is the collapse of American society and its transmogrification into a socialist state based on the inversion/perversion of history and annihilation of our American heritage and indeed Judeo-Christian Western civilization going back millennia. I give you the Cloward-Piven strategy. . .
Countries with the highest welfare-users in the U.S. include Afghanistan, 87 percent, the Dominican Republic, 78 percent, Guatemala, 77 percent, Honduras, 75 percent, and Mexico, 67 percent.
. . . an example of what are commonly called Trojan Horse initiatives — mass movements whose outward purpose seems to be providing material help to the downtrodden, but whose real objective is to draft poor people into service as revolutionary foot soldiers; to mobilize poor people en masse in an effort to overwhelm government agencies with a flood of demands beyond the capacity of those agencies to meet. Cloward and Piven calculated that the flood of demands which they were recommending would break the budget, jam the bureaucratic gears into gridlock, and bring the system crashing down. Fear, turmoil, violence and economic collapse would accompany such a breakdown — providing perfect conditions for fostering radical change. That was the theory.Now you know, as if it was any great mystery, why the Democrats and corporatist RINOs oppose the SAVE Act or any election integrity measures for that matter, as we discussed on the latest episode of the podcast, linked here and in the sidebar as well as on the popular outlets listed at the bottom of the post.
Given all of the above, one of the Left's big heroes from the glory days of the swinging 60's has been exposed as a child rapist.
Cesar Chavez’s birthday is a holiday in six states, there are over a dozen streets that carry his name in California alone, and far more schools across the country are named after a child rapist. And now some of those streets may be renamed and Chavez statues may be coming down.Well, considering Chavez was vocally and virulently anti-illegal immigration, himself often referring to them as "Wetbacks," I'm surprised that the left has yet to airbrush him out of history as a white hispanic a la George Zimmerman. Then again Martin Luther King Jr., who believed in content of character above color of skin has yet to have his statues demolished and MLK Blvds. re-renamed. On that sour note, we have this tragic milestone marking how low we have sank:
. . . a white American 6-year-old was punished for blasphemy against Black Lives Matter (by saying “any life” matters). A six-year-old white girl was punished because she wrote “Black lives mater/any life [sic]” after a lesson about Martin Luther King in March, 2021—because blacks are treated as sacred by American culture, especially in public schools.Here's hoping for saner years to come. Have a great Weekend! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:31 AM (gbOdA)
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Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 07:35 AM (MIIRH)
Sure, it works for a school district, or a city, or maybe a state.
But look at Canada, or England, or France.
None of them can actually do the things Countries are required to do. Borders Peace Economy Welfare (general not EBT)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:35 AM (gbOdA)
He warned that EU leaders could be handing an “invitation” to Trump to decide that “Ukraine is not America’s war,” branding the lack of political will across the bloc to partake in the war on Iran as a “mistake.”
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Insert sarcastic comment about this being on their radar.
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At least she's an honest commie socialist.
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Search tells me that it's around $400 per pint.
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“I called to warn you in advance that you should stand with your people’s side,” the Mossad agent said. “And if you will not do that, your destiny will be as your leader. Do you hear me?”
“Brother, I swear on the Quran, I’m not your enemy,” the commander said. “I’m a dead man already. Just please come help us.”
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 07:42 AM (kuUmc)
These dudes have the lifespan of the Kamikaze Scotsmen.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:44 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LaQuisha at March 20, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)
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Hey Kath, aren't those the same New Yorkers you told to get the fvck out?
Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)
Which large US city wants to host Little Ulan Bator?
I'm telling you, the Yogurt Yurt franchisees stand there would stand to rake in millions of dollars!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 07:46 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 20, 2026 07:46 AM (h/O4U)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 07:47 AM (MIIRH)
… I have been seeing a number of folks (usually anti-war) claiming that the Iran Military Operation is meant to begin Armageddon. Now, the Times joins the chorus.
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:47 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2026 07:47 AM (Q+gd/)
Forgot implies that it was unintentional.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: And a mere 1020 calories at March 20, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:48 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 07:40 AM (lXoJ5)
Cesar Romero > Cesar Milan > Cesar Chavez
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)
Hey Kath, aren't those the same New Yorkers you told to get the fvck out?
Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Forget that halfwit. Remember when Super Mario Baby Cuomo to conservatives to vacate the NY premises?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 07:49 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Klingon Fan Club at March 20, 2026 07:50 AM (oftw2)
“OK,” the [police] commander said in the recording.
“I called to warn you in advance that you should stand with your people’s side,” the Mossad agent said. “And if you will not do that, your destiny will be as your leader. Do you hear me?”
Oh shit the call came from inside the house
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:51 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie Fan Club at March 20, 2026 07:51 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)
Cesars Pizza Pizza>Cesar Romero > Cesar Milan > Cesar Chavez
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:52 AM (gbOdA)
A video recorded by Philadelphia street photographer Hugh Dillon late Saturday night shows that the city’s reputation as a haven for robophobia hasn’t improved much over the years.
… first I ever heard Philly hates robots
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:52 AM (TnT/0)
Regarding Cesar Chavez... I'm always leery of old accusations; maybe he was a child rapist, but maybe he wasn't. Can the truth ever really be known confidently when events supposedly took place 50 or 60 years ago?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 07:53 AM (xT8gx)
Killed millions? Even pro-Ukraine western media doesn't go that far.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)
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is this a re-branded Big Mac or a re-branded Quarter Pounder?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 07:54 AM (ZxPkt)
China has been preparing for a global energy crisis for years. It is paying off now
… typical “white monkey” nonsense
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:55 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 07:53 AM (xT8gx)
No, man, it was like Epstein... everyone knew but they didn't say anything. You can totally trust us, we knew all along, it's just that he was brown, and useful, until now. -- the media
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)
"And what do I get if I return to New York?"
"The opportunity to pay for our much-needed social programs."
"That's IT? GFY."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 07:57 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LaQuisha
I know right? if my card ain't re-upped by 4 PM, my fambly won't be gittin' my Lenten Lobstuh dinner. In the old days, you could cuss out the mailman when my monies late. Who do I bitch at now?
Posted by: Bumqueesha and Otis at March 20, 2026 07:57 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:57 AM (TnT/0)
Which large US city wants to host Little Ulan Bator?
I'm telling you, the Yogurt Yurt franchisees stand there would stand to rake in millions of dollars!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 07:46 AM (P8t9A)
The Mongolians aren't coming here, they're all going to Japan to be Sumo wrestlers.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 07:58 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: The ghost of Cesar Chavez at March 20, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)
***
If I can get Charlize Theron to pose barefoot in our ads, we'll really clean up!
Posted by: McDonald's CEO at March 20, 2026 07:58 AM (wzUl9)
So, a broad who was never told "no". Spoiled fool who's looks are fading...
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:59 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 20, 2026 07:59 AM (x6UjB)
… I have been seeing a number of folks (usually anti-war) claiming that the Iran Military Operation is meant to begin Armageddon. Now, the Times joins the chorus.
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:47 AM
Sort of skipping an important step there buddy....
Posted by: The Rapture at March 20, 2026 08:00 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 20, 2026 08:00 AM (0N4FZ)
"I'd hit it"
/real McD's advert. Caused much laughter.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 08:01 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: Motie Mediator at March 20, 2026 08:01 AM (wzUl9)
One thing is clear is that it's probably not a good idea to get on Putin's bad side. Those people always end up poisoned or falling out of windows or dying in plane crashes. It's uncanny
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 08:01 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026
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Putin studied under me!
Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (wzUl9)
As I have posted
Obligation and Payment
We the producers, maker, and investors are governed by a social contract to pay our bills and out taxes.
Delivery Terms
The other side of the contract receives food, housing, and healthcare. On Demand!
Performance
What is their responsibility? What can they offer the Producer side?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: The Rapture at March 20, 2026 08:00 AM (0N4FZ)
You crazy dispensationalist pre-tribbers! Come on over and check out the amillenial waters
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Light Up A Kent! at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)
Sort of skipping an important step there buddy....
… does this mean Trump is no longer Hitler as he transition to Anti-Christ status ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: Light Up A Kent! at March 20, 2026
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Who was that early-days CNN reporter whose last name was Kent? People referred to him (since he reported on the SCUD missiles) as the "SCUD Stud."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 08:01 AM (TnT/0)
2 of the most popular Autos on Cesar writers knew of the rapes.
Matt Garcia
“I have been asked to remain quiet, and I will abide by those wishes,”
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:05 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: NASA's Bi-Curious Rover at March 20, 2026 08:05 AM (Y1sOo)
Sort of skipping an important step there buddy....
… does this mean Trump is no longer Hitler as he transition to Anti-Christ status ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (TnT/0)
Why is it always the Atheists who scream loudest about Eschatology and "You're Going to Hell!"?
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:06 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 20, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 08:06 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: Light Up A Kent!! at March 20, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
It is still cooking along!
What an engineering marvel.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 08:07 AM (jjty4)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 20, 2026
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Ought to be required to do some kind of work, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 08:07 AM (wzUl9)
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The CEO was ridiculed from other fast food CEO's about "nibbling" on one. They showed him how to actually take a bite.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2026 08:08 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 20, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)
No...that's racist I think. Now if you had to go and sit in line in a nice comfy chair while your welfare is brought to you, that would work because that would not be racist. I think. But you never know.
Posted by: Deck Of Race Cards at March 20, 2026 08:09 AM (/1l9x)
Presuming we have a decent citizenry with a solid work ethic, of course.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 08:10 AM (wzUl9)
Unless it was a pirate ship wouldn't Paine have to prove to the Captain or maybe the Port that he had the rights and means to travel to America?
The British does love their rules.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:10 AM (gbOdA)
Crazy Candace!
* referee blows whistle *
"There's no call to be redundant -- everyone knows that she's bat shit crazy."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 08:10 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: SMOD "
It seems PR was just not his thing.
Posted by: fd at March 20, 2026 08:11 AM (vFG9F)
The deep state and Jim Comey didn't think that Trump would win and therefore didn't think they would be subpoenaed into a conservative jurisdiction. Cue Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 08:11 AM (YsPj+)
And before that...
The abomination of desolation
The time of great tribulation
The 6th seal
And then, after the rapture but before Armageddon those trumpets and bowls.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 20, 2026 08:11 AM (Gk2Bn)
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FIFM.
And that is historically the practice as well ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2026 08:12 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 08:06 AM (TnT/0)
And I thot Karoline had a bitch of a job.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:12 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at March 20, 2026 08:11 AM (vFG9F)
No worries. We're on the case!
Posted by: Reuters, the AP, the NYT, the WaPo, etc. etc. at March 20, 2026 08:12 AM (skR0U)
I saw Word Salad Shooter at One Step Beyond back in 89.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:13 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: XTC
________
They only reject the God part, not Satan. As Hoffer said, “Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a God, but never without belief in a devil.”
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 20, 2026 08:13 AM (XvL8K)
https://tinyurl.com/ynnna8sh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 08:13 AM (q5DOt)
Blondie!
Posted by: man
Surprised that the mob hasn't gotten around to her for cultural appropriating rap music by now.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:14 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 08:03 AM (TnT/0)
And, if so, does the left start supporting him?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rip N Read at March 20, 2026 08:14 AM (fr4zq)
I love your links but I do not sign up so about a third of the time I just see a glimpse of the new and then a blocker.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:14 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:37 AM (TnT/0)
It's amazing, knowing about the original conviction, b/c it wasn't secret, that they'd choose her...but as Tucker has, she also supposedly has unbelievable amounts of followers all over social media...and she was attractive...
But after the Kang fiasco, to do it again...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 20, 2026 08:15 AM (tOcjL)
I saw Word Salad Shooter at One Step Beyond back in 89.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:13 AM (lXoJ5)
Word Salad Shooter was the concept album Emerson, Lake, and Palmer were working on after Brain Salad Surgery. Sadly, a bizarre gardening accident ended the project.
Posted by: This Day in Rock History at March 20, 2026 08:15 AM (skR0U)
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Instead of "Cavernous Nostrils," I think Ace should have labeled her "Cavernous Orifi" -- for initial letter name consistency.
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2026 08:15 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Arthur Dent at March 20, 2026 08:16 AM (vFG9F)
It is still cooking along!
What an engineering marvel.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 08:07 AM (jjty4)
Underpromise and overdeliver...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 20, 2026 08:16 AM (tOcjL)
But if a clerk is wearing one as I'm checking out, and I can't understand what she's saying, I say so, and add, ". . . with that thing on your face" or ". . . you've got something on your face." Makes me unpopular -- but I don't care.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 08:17 AM (wzUl9)
Yeah, saw that, and also the "community" bit from the joint's PR account.
What's up with this "community" bullshiite anyway? Everybody's supposed to be all hug and community everywhere... or something.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)
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Between this potential victory and the SAVE Act, future elections could be lots more honest. Amazing, if it happens!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 08:18 AM (vkS9c)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 20, 2026 08:18 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Rip N Read at March 20, 2026 08:14 AM (fr4zq)
At least for me, Trump's Pearl Harbor mention was the best one-liner ever. Comedic genius! We are so gonna miss this man when his presidency is over...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 08:18 AM (xT8gx)
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there was no country on the continent to emigrate to
they built it from scratch
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 08:18 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Arthur Bent at March 20, 2026 08:19 AM (vFG9F)
But if a clerk is wearing one as I'm checking out, and I can't understand what she's saying, I say so, and add, ". . . with that thing on your face" or ". . . you've got something on your face." Makes me unpopular -- but I don't care.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 08:17 AM (wzUl9)
Honestly, you're not being nasty ENOUGH.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:19 AM (wa/yD)
The move follows critical coverage of new Park Service policies
By Ashley Harrell,
National Parks Bureau Chief
March 18, 2026
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Quick, alert the media!
Oh, wait.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Let's see: blondish, skinny, big... eyes, puts out...
No, not amazing at all.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: XTC"
Cough on them and say "Good thing you have a mask on!"
Posted by: Arthur Bent at March 20, 2026 08:21 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 20, 2026 08:21 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 20, 2026 08:21 AM (tcsrY)
But if a clerk is wearing one as I'm checking out, and I can't understand what she's saying, I say so, and add, ". . . with that thing on your face" or ". . . you've got something on your face." Makes me unpopular -- but I don't care.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 08:17 AM (wzUl9)
Of all the covid lunacy, the mask mandates bothered me the most. I absolutely hate masks... they dehumanize everyone. It's a visible marker that rather than a fellow human you're just looking at a germ vector. I despise masks and all the Karen harpies who delighted in enforcing their mandate...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 08:22 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Ringo Starr at March 20, 2026 08:22 AM (x6UjB)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)
Yep. Sprinklers ON...
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)
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It does look like it's going to be a beautiful day today!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2026 08:23 AM (ESVrU)
I laugh at the ones wearing 'em in their cars. Alone. Funny, that is.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)
I've never been in the restaurant business, but it seems a no brainer to treat all customers well even if you don't like their supposed politics. I think restaurants are a profit margins are often knife edge until your business is fully established, so why piss customers or potential ones off?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 08:23 AM (yZ9w8)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)
"Talk to me as if I'm sitting in my car by myself with a mask on."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:24 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke "
Irrational leftys are irrational.
Posted by: Arthur Bent at March 20, 2026 08:24 AM (vFG9F)
Good morning, Horde
Posted by: Inogame at March 20, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Arthur Bent at March 20, 2026 08:21 AM (vFG9F)
Nah, that's just gross.
Ideally, you're angling for an insult so sharp that you induce (yet another) mental illness in them. Crippling depression. Suicidal thoughts. Never being able to look at themselves in the mirror again because you've so thoroughly destroyed their soul.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (wa/yD)
Well, the constant theme seems to be "our community"
Whatever that is.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (INQN/)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (YsPj+)
No other place to work?
*shrugs*
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Arthur Bent at March 20, 2026 08:27 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)
I guess in this case it means lesbians or gay men who don't like the Governor ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 08:27 AM (yZ9w8)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (INQN)
But but but...he looks so cool in that beret!
Posted by: Useful Idiots-in-training College students at March 20, 2026 08:27 AM (skR0U)
The "joe" scale...
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:12 AM
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*ahem*
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at March 20, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Arthur Bent at March 20, 2026 08:21 AM (vFG9F)
Nah, that's just gross.
Ideally, you're angling for an insult so sharp that you induce (yet another) mental illness in them. Crippling depression. Suicidal thoughts. Never being able to look at themselves in the mirror again because you've so thoroughly destroyed their soul.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (wa/yD)
Or, try to remember that some folks are severely immuno-compromised, but still need to eat, so just give them space and feel bad for them...or that some folks are sick, but can't take the day off, so they are trying to keep their snot and saliva to themselves vs surfaces.
AKA - Before Covid, some folks wore masks, and we always felt bad for them b/c we knew what that meant.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 20, 2026 08:28 AM (tOcjL)
The Mask is a tell, it tells you the wearer is a big libtard who hates you and dares you to say anything so you can be called a H8er and the second coming of Reinhard Heydrich and Trump all rolled into one. Avoid these people.
Posted by: Dr. Gurgles at March 20, 2026 08:28 AM (/1l9x)
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Yard clean-up continues from Monday early morning's tornado. It really tore things up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2026 08:29 AM (AkEZC)
No other place to work?
*shrugs*
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
Education requirement isn't all that high in their chosen field.
They're not smart, in several cases.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (INQN/)
Other than that how was the revolution?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 20, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)
I'll put down $5 that those who supported the "Chavez all the things" had no idea/didn't care.
It's just the "cause of the day"
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (+nEug)
Nothing like a 50 degree delta over a matter of days. Here we went from an overnight low of 32 degrees to just 2 or 3 days later a high of 82 degrees. I got temperature whiplash...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (YsPj+)
Top House Dem Bizarrely Claims Founding Fathers Were ‘Undocumented Immigrants.’
That sounds like Temu Obama, or that hawk-faced Brahmin imported from India to Washington State, Pramalama Ding Dong.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (P8t9A)
In Denver, i used to work at a shop across the alley from some Latino "cultural center" type place where they had one of those hideous murals of him filling an entire wall of it.
Denver is the ancestral home of militant Hispanic fascism, and remains a hotbed for it. They removed that mural under pressure from the MEChA goons, because Chavez hated "the wetbacks" they represent.
This would have been maybe '14-'15. The City also started naming libraries and stuff after Mexican terror bomber Corky Gonzales, who is worshipped by MEChA, and which his Crusade For Justice (and Bombings) helped found.
I'm sure the City has been itching to erase Chavez from public landmarks since at least that time. I bet they're already already pulling down his statues and tearing off the signage at Chavez Park.
The Parks and other services budgets were gutted by the current mayor explicitly to pay for services for the illegals and vagrants (BIRM), but I'm sure they find some change in the cushions to get that done, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (Dpd1L)
Posted by: Arthur Bent at March 20, 2026 08:27 AM (vFG9F)
Was at a local rapid med clinic yesterday. Woman was leaving as I checked in leading her 12ish year old out. Kid was masked. Mom wasn't.
What's the point? The kid did cough on his way out. I guess the mom thinks trapping the germs at the kids face was a good thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
No other place to work?
*shrugs*
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
Because the ones of them than code for a living are on permanent remote work.
But yeah, those are the only two choices. Either be a top-tier coder, or food service.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (gbOdA)
"Chosen" or "lack of options"?
Nothing like a 50 degree delta over a matter of days. "
I like it. Hammok time later today.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 08:22 AM (xT8gx)
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I've come to the conclusion that normalizing mask-wearing was a key driver of the operation.
The Stonestown mall has signs posted at entrances that mask-wearing is prohibited.
They are routinely used by the criminal and the criminal left classes to protect their identities from law enforcement.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at March 20, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Something Michael Jordan might have said at March 20, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
"nose dive".
Heh. Nose ring and all...
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (P8t9A)
It wasn't. It was Jamie Raskin.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:33 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 20, 2026 08:33 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 08:33 AM (Dpd1L)
Ideally, you're angling for an insult so sharp that you induce (yet another) mental illness in them. Crippling depression. Suicidal thoughts. Never being able to look at themselves in the mirror again because you've so thoroughly destroyed their soul
"What's wrong wif yo mouf? Have you lost all yo teef?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 08:34 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 08:30 AM (P8t9A)
Jamie Raskin, I believe.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 20, 2026 08:34 AM (skR0U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
You're dealing with what amounts to religious zealotry. They see themselves as plucky rebels standing defiant against a dark tide of evil.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:34 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 08:34 AM (P8t9A)
Draw a soyjak of them ACK-ing themselves on your phone quickly and show it to them.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:34 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Just Desserts at March 20, 2026 08:35 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (wa/yD)
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"Your mask is soiled."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
I have no fucking clue what he is talking about and change the subject.
Hes a combat Marine so I give him much leeway.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)
the new mentality in places like this or even big companies is "the stakeholder"
they care more about their employees than their paying staff or clients
simple as that
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 20, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Just Desserts at March 20, 2026 08:35 AM (oftw2)
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4 years
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pickin' And Grinnin' at March 20, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: r hennigantx
_________
There's actually no spot on earth where there are exactly 12 hours of day/12 of night on the equinox. Something to do with atmospheric refraction.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 20, 2026 08:37 AM (XvL8K)
Hey, let's import labor. What can go wrong?
/Egypt, 1,200 BC.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
Old story a researcher at UFla goes to pick up middle school child. See about 20 mask stuff halfway in a trashcan and grabs gloves and take them to lab.
They had literally every disease know to man.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:38 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 20, 2026 08:38 AM (Y1sOo)
And summon the shadows there
And tie a ribbon on those sheltering arms
In the springtime of the year - The Enchantress
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 20, 2026 08:39 AM (DgMqy)
If you recall their prior false study that said immigrants take less in welfare than natural born by counting Social Security and Medicare as welfare.
Well, they're at it again, another verse of lies.
This one howls that "Trump is stealing nearly $1 billion from immigrants."
Which conclusion they reach by counting the keeping of fees on denied applications as "stealing."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 20, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)
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Chavez was a kiddie diddler. Davis was a real badass. Check out his infantry charge against Mexican cavalry. Imagine taking down horsemen with a Bowie Knife.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 20, 2026 08:39 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2026 08:39 AM (+nEug)
Chevy Bl*zer > Equinox
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)
Rides so BAD that it feels like half a day to get anywhere.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:40 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: pudinhead "
What I mean is they erase their past, Soviet style.
Posted by: fd at March 20, 2026 08:40 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: pookysgirl, yawning at March 20, 2026 08:40 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 08:41 AM (RIvkX)
If you recall their prior false study that said immigrants take less in welfare than natural born by counting Social Security and Medicare as welfare.
Well, they're at it again, another verse of lies.
This one howls that "Trump is stealing nearly $1 billion from immigrants."
Which conclusion they reach by counting the keeping of fees on denied applications as "stealing."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 20, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)
Illegal immigrants steal everything from Americans, whether it be jobs, welfare, social services.........
They're illegally here, so everything they do here is a crime.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
But if a clerk is wearing one as I'm checking out, and I can't understand what she's saying, I say so, and add, ". . . with that thing on your face" or ". . . you've got something on your face." Makes me unpopular -- but I don't care.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 08:17 AM (wzUl9)
I wonder if it's corporate policy that they either have to have gotten the jab or wear a mask. I generally try to give people grace on the matter. Employees may have no choice, other shoppers may have some other health issue.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 20, 2026 08:37 AM (XvL8K)
This seems very science-y and therefore uncomfortable close to the maths we're supposed to avoid here :-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 08:42 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: pookysgirl, yawning at March 20, 2026 08:40 AM (Wt5PA)
It'll be in the 90's the next 3 days here in NTX.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pudinhead "
What I mean is they erase their past, Soviet style.
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Yeah, I know. But its good to know real history. Something they stopped teaching years ago.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 20, 2026 08:42 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Pepino, Get Down Off That Buckboard! at March 20, 2026 08:42 AM (oftw2)
Don't know if the same people own it as when they bounced Huckabee Sanders
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 08:42 AM (YsPj+)
Might not?
And dare I say the second part of that statement...
Posted by: TeeJ at March 20, 2026 08:43 AM (Gk2Bn)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 20, 2026 08:43 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2026 08:43 AM (+nEug)
Don't know if the same people own it as when they bounced Huckabee Sanders
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 08:42 AM (YsPj+)
Make Discrimination Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)
National Macaron Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
One of those is people wearing the Mask of the Red Left. It just makes me laugh. They were comparatively rare here even at the height of COVID, but they've vanished completely at this point. I see the Denver masters and I'm just like "bruh, it's 2026. WTF are you doing?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 08:44 AM (Dpd1L)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2026 08:43 AM (+nEug)
My app shows it back in the 80's on Monday, back in the 90's on Wednesday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 08:23 AM (yZ9w
The left thinks of the right as worse than child molesters (who aren't that bad unless they opposed illegal immigration), or rapists (who aren't that bad unless they're white), or...
They believe that anyone who disagrees with them is evil and they shall have no truck with evil.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 08:44 AM (Dpd1L)
Don't know if the same people own it as when they bounced Huckabee Sanders
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 08:42 AM (YsP
Hahaha, come witness the end state capitalism first hand!
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at March 20, 2026 08:45 AM (YXS8f)
National Macaron Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
His wife has a dick!
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 20, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 08:44 AM (Dpd1L)
Colorado has been actively trying to remake itself into another Portland or Austin-style Freak Haven, though, so...
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:48 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (+nEug)
Laughing all the way to the bank!
Posted by: Texas HVAC Service & Repair Businesses at March 20, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)
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There's only so much you can deduce from long range observations. Like looking at a blade of grass from orbit to see what's on it. Same goes for listening for some sort of signal, radio or otherwise.
But sooner or later we'll find life elsewhere, it'll find us, or we'll deduce we're it. *shrugs* I'd like to know, but it's not likely to happen in my remaining lifetime.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2026 08:48 AM (AkEZC)
Colorado has been actively trying to remake itself into another Portland or Austin-style Freak Haven, though, so...
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:48 AM (wa/yD)
They legalized pot, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
**********
G.I. Joe > All the other Joes
They can't fully rotate their hip
And they can't do a standing back flip
None of those other Joes
Have a battle-fighting pose
Never mind an authentic Kung Fu grip!
Posted by: muldoon at March 20, 2026 08:50 AM (qgHp7)
The passive voice is doing a lot of lifting there, typically for MFM attack pieces.
Everyone knows the Antichrist is at Kalorama.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2026 08:51 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)
hallucinogens too
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)
Explains why the vote dem all the time. They can't see straight.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2026 08:25 AM (+nEug)
So... normal.
My daughter's boyfriend's best friend is sharing an apartment with them so that they can split the rent three ways. Recently, when it first hit 80, he said that it was so hot and she was just, "Sweetie, you're in for a rough ride."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2026 08:53 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 20, 2026 08:53 AM (BCuCF)
Everyone knows the Antichrist is at Kalorama.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2026 08:51 AM (QZThv)
Owebama wanted to be the 12th imam. He gave Iran billions in the hopes they'd get a nuke, create Hellfire and bring allah to Earth.
Trump said 'not so fast.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2026 08:53 AM (At5Wp)
Some outstanding Richard Feynman lectures about extraterrestrial life/intelligence and the odds of contact
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2026 08:53 AM (x0n13)
I'm sure on some planet, there is an alien scientist prepping his government for first contact with us.
"In conclusion, humans will put us in one of three categories: Can I fight it? Can I eat it? Can I mate with it?" I suggest careful consideration on how to make the best impression."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:54 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
"In conclusion, humans will put us in one of three categories: Can I fight it? Can I eat it? Can I mate with it?" I suggest careful consideration on how to make the best impression."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:54 AM (lXoJ5)
"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
So "artisanal" with "reductions" and on and on...
Blech.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (At5Wp)
Some outstanding Richard Feynman lectures about extraterrestrial life/intelligence and the odds of contact
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2026 08:53 AM (x0n13)
You just have to play 5 notes from a synthesizer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: So confuuzed at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
"That's the reason we need to be careful what species makes contact."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (At5Wp)
"Healthcare."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (QZThv)
_________
There is always a "civil war" in the Catholic Church. That doesn't trouble me. What concerns me more is reading the comments. I fear we will never be able to get along with Protestants (I used to be one, too.)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (AlhUl)
So at Fort Pickens in FLA there was originally a 12 to 13 ft wall (some still remains) with the idea that the air at 10 feet was too thin for a mosquito to fly.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
If Democrats care so much about blacks why are blacks in a thousand times as much danger walking around Democrat areas as Republican ones?
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (At5Wp)
"Whose Lives Matter? Ninth Circuit Rules on Punishment of Six-Year-Old White Girl Who Said It Was ‘Any Life’
I am hoping Goodyear has changed it's policies:
When Acceptable was: Black Lives Matter, Lesbian, Gay, Transgender Pride
Unacceptable was: Blue Lives Matter, All Lives Matter, MAGA attire, Political Affiliated Slogans or Material.
How quickly some who are supposedly on the Right have forgotten where we were and how far we've come because of Trump.
We are still fighting more nonsense, but Trump has made it possible for us to do so.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)
If (and I do mean IF) the tale is true, then it'll collapse on it's own... probably a pay period after the staff unionizes.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: So confuuzed at March 20, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)
Muldoon can limerick anywhere, anytime.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
A heartbeat on Earth is not.
Posted by: Walk For Life poster at March 20, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)
An elderly lady is pushing a bill to allow happy hour at senior homes.
FoxNews
Posted by: Stateless at March 20, 2026 08:58 AM (Sco7b)
"Send more Chuck Berry "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 08:58 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: muldoon at March 20, 2026 08:50 AM (qgHp7)
those boys were fast a lightning
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:58 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Trump said 'not so fast.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
The other thing is that the battle that brings upon the apocalypse in Islamic Eschatology doesn't happen in Iran. It happens in Dabiq, Syria.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (3wOGw)
They don't have that there? Every one we toured here (for mom & dad... so there) had one. Daily.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)
FoxNews
Posted by: Stateless at March 20, 2026 08:58 AM (Sco7b)
In Texas they call the old folks places that do not have happy hours a cemetery.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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A warning? A threat? A promise?
Also, no love for haiku?
Posted by: San Frapsycho at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)
Actually, it's the vernal equinox.
And the fall equinox is actually the autumnal equinox.
Amaze and confound others by using the proper astronomical terms!
Posted by: Gref The Pedant. at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (5rh/l)
Myth
Posted by: one hour sober at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (Y1sOo)
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Worse than that the barriers seem to concentrate the virus and spread disease worse than fully ventilated open areas. Although don't tell the libs that or they will get rid of cubicle barriers.
That was one of the good things to come out of the covid mess. Stopping this retarded nazi open office we're all in this together shit that permeated the 10's. Now libs want everyone else back behind "walls".
Hey wait, I thought walls don't work?
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2026 09:00 AM (At5Wp)
Matthew 5:6
Posted by: Marcus T at March 20, 2026 09:00 AM (vhFJq)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Let's be honest at March 20, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2026 09:01 AM (At5Wp)
The other thing is that the battle that brings upon the apocalypse in Islamic Eschatology doesn't happen in Iran. It happens in Dabiq, Syria.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 08:59 AM (3wOGw)
Iranian missiles could reach......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
- Big Squaw Chief Speaks With Forked Tongue
Back in January '25, Elizabeth Warren was up in arms about Pete Hegseth’s Christian tattoo, citing it as a symbol of “extremism."
Today, Warren endorsed the Democrat with the N*zi tattoo, Graham Platner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 20, 2026 09:01 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 09:01 AM (ZxPkt)
I can still think that person is an idiot. But I would never say it.
Manners.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 20, 2026 09:01 AM (d6BF2)
Hey, Tel Megiddo is right down the road, er... goat trail from there.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Auspex at March 20, 2026 09:02 AM (Y8DZL)
Hey wait, I thought walls don't work?
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2026 09:00 AM (At5Wp)
UV kills viruses. Remember, wear sunscreen and avoid solar contact whenever possible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 20, 2026 08:56 AM (QZThv)
She's a human. Same as Trump, and Milei, and Bukele. Seems weird after so long dealing with politicians.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 20, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 07:53 AM (xT8gx)
My father was a hard core old time conservative John Bircher. Back in the 60’s when I was small I remember him reading the paper and saying that Cesar Chavez was a filthy communist who needed to be tossed out of this country.
As in so many things, he was right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:03 AM (Li94Y)
Back in January '25, Elizabeth Warren was up in arms about Pete Hegseth’s Christian tattoo, citing it as a symbol of “extremism."
Today, Warren endorsed the Democrat with the N*zi tattoo, Graham Platner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 20, 2026 09:01 AM (ndZc7)
She's a lying sack of shit, so.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)
==
needs someone to blame for his own failings ?
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2026 09:04 AM (GD0B3)
The Tuesday next after the 1st Monday in November, in every even numbered year, is established as the day for the election, in each of the States and Territories of the United States, of Representatives and Delegates to the Congress commencing on the 3d day of January next thereafter.
We all know what Tuesday means. It means Monday night about 15 minutes (bar time) before the bar closes till Tuesday when the bar closes.
It mean nothing else. Not within 5 days. You may even argue that it means when something legally happens says a Postmark or a Fedex time stamp.
But it does not mean anything else.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:05 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 20, 2026 09:05 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Star-Nosed Mole Promotion Board at March 20, 2026 09:05 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Frapsycho at March 20, 2026 09:05 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2026 09:05 AM (xvV+O)
The scientists who tout billions of years and those who push that life, even "simple" single cell life, could happen just from some chemicals coming together largely have one of two things in common.
They will only accept a naturalistic explanation for the existence of the universe and life on this planet, or...
They, for whatever reason, want to say God did it but not the way He told us he did it in His Word through the prophet Moses.
On the latter, if you can make the creation account say whatever you want it to say, you can do whatever you want to the rest of His Word also.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 20, 2026 09:06 AM (Gk2Bn)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2026 09:04 AM (GD0B3)
Maybe he has a pretty good life but seems to take things hard. His Marine days must have been real bad.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:06 AM (gbOdA)
Sung to the Buggles " Internet killed the propaganda stars"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2026 09:06 AM (YsPj+)
I learned a new word today!
Posted by: San Frapsycho at March 20, 2026 09:05 AM
+++
I can't trust it until I see it in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 20, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)
"In conclusion, humans will put us in one of three categories: Can I fight it? Can I eat it? Can I mate with it?" I suggest careful consideration on how to make the best impression."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 08:54 AM (lXoJ5)
Oh, that’s not right!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:07 AM (Li94Y)
Daily Mail
@DailyMail
Criminal migrant is allowed to stay in Britain after fighting deportation by arguing his son disliked foreign chicken nuggets
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 20, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2026 09:05 AM (xvV+O)
That would work is SS was its own system. There is no SS money, just and IOU from the only US source of funds, the Treasury.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:08 AM (gbOdA)
I do not want Leftists behind a wall. I want them immured in a wall.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)
Well, ok, Montresor.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 09:08 AM (3wOGw)
1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1
On #1, we have Venezuela and soon Cuba
On #2, witness Japan's PM hugging Trump yesterday
On #3, see Europe's open hostility to American interests in Iran. Europe has similar interests, but they fear their imported Muslims
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)
********
REM Rhymes
In general my thinking's not deep
Or some kind of odd quantum leap
In fact, (as you've feared)
My brain is so weird
That I even make limericks in my sleep
Posted by: muldoon at March 20, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:06 AM (gbOdA)
maybe he's "done things" and now is looking for someone to blame ; good thing we have all volunteer military
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2026 09:09 AM (GD0B3)
On #2, witness Japan's PM hugging Trump yesterday
On #3, see Europe's open hostility to American interests in Iran. Europe has similar interests, but they fear their imported Muslims
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2026 09:09 AM
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Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Greenland at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)
265 I have a friend that goes off on the Zionist all the time.”
That’s like having a friend who talks about the good old days when he was a guard at the camps.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Li94Y)
Talk about being... well... I'll keep my plain Jane instead.
M1A1s but no M1A1s.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (cO6oP)
For instance, Wendy Davis ran on "Slaughter All Babies." Beto ran on "you're damn right I'm coming for your guns." Now, Talarico is running on "Jesus was a gay rapeseed and Mary should have aborted him. Also - Down With BBQ!!!!"
I think what happens is the Dems groom some candidate and all say "yep this the one, we've got this." Then the internal polling says "nope, this is not the one, you don't got this."
And at that point, the Party goes to the candidate and says "sorry but you're screwed, and we need to keep that sweet, sweet Blue Texas donors cash rolling in - here is the blatant unforced error you're going to make, so we have something to blame besides us."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Dpd1L)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (xT8gx)
Illegal immigrants, the sucking chest would on American society. The data is there for all that can see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 09:13 AM (xT8gx)
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The propaganda media fights backs!
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
YIKES: @OleMiss is hosting a panel on "how the news media can regain public trust" featuring a RINO [Adam "Shitslinger" Kinzinger], a former Democrat Rep [Joe Kennedy III], and a fake news CNN host [Tater].
What an all-star team they've assembled...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 20, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)
............
A concept that is as vexing and foreign to communists, and the pretentious assholes that cosplay at it, as the surface of a distant planet..
Posted by: General Turgidson at March 20, 2026 09:14 AM (koFAO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:14 AM (Li94Y)
Way too late in the game for "me too".
This lying twat did not come forward 6 years ago...why?
It's her fault I think she is lying based on the timing. Sue me.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 20, 2026 09:14 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Li94Y)
I hear they had nice classical music concerts.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:14 AM (gbOdA)
Based on inference, there must be life elsewhere but we may never know of it.
Based on deduction, we won't know until we see it, and high odds we won't anytime soon.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2026 09:15 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:07 AM (Li94Y)
a line which was, apparently, improvised by Sam Rockwell.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 20, 2026 09:15 AM (skR0U)
Hey, that's our move!
/VA GOP
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)
And at that point, the Party goes to the candidate and says "sorry but you're screwed, and we need to keep that sweet, sweet Blue Texas donors cash rolling in - here is the blatant unforced error you're going to make, so we have something to blame besides us."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Dpd1L)
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I think it's just evidence that the Democrat Party cannot moderate anymore.
They literally can't do it.
Their donors and their voters won't let them.
So, they have to go increasingly radical because the only people who vote for them or donate to them are those who demand radicalism.
Seriously, it's a hard red state now. No Hispanic is rising up in the ranks demanding closed borders but lots of welfare for only Americans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:15 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 20, 2026 09:16 AM (cS1cw)
Last night saw KSU woman's BB team beat GA Tech in the WBIT. A friend's wife could not go, sio I went to the game. Only the 2nd BB game I'd been to in 16 years.
Breads and Circus feel, with rabid KSU fans all around. Lots of resources, as a distraction.
Wish I had had cheerleaders show up when I crystallized my new to the world organometallic compound after a 14 hour synthesis. Alas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)
Based on inference, there must be life elsewhere but we may never know of it.
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cool
we haven't debated this in some time
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)
And the Barrel never got a song by Alan Parsons.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 20, 2026 09:17 AM (skR0U)
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)
Way too late in the game for "me too".
This lying twat did not come forward 6 years ago...why?
It's her fault I think she is lying based on the timing. Sue me.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 20, 2026 09:14 AM (cS1cw)
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The only targets that actually get hit with MeToo now are dead leftists who said heterodox things about current day issues.
The impulse for purity on the issue of sex hasn't gone away.
They just can't actually hit many people with the weapons they use for it anymore because people have moved on. The targets fight back and often win enough to stay where they are.
So, only the dead get really hit anymore because they can't fight back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:17 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 20, 2026 09:18 AM (x6UjB)
***********
Some say toMAYto, some toMAHto
Some prefer poTAYto, some poTAHto
Some say "interred"
When they should say "immured"
Like Poe's Cask of Amontillado
Posted by: muldoon at March 20, 2026 09:18 AM (qgHp7)
Elections are largely run at the local level under state election laws. For more than 20 years, election officials have increasingly relied on mailing ballots to eligible voters. This requires a partnership with the Postal Service to get ballots to voters and back to local election offices in a timely manner.
Question:
If you drop off your ballot on Saturday and central mail is collected on Monday and then it is trucked to the Central office what will be the PostMark date.
Please give you answers in Reverse Polish Notion or Star Trek Dates.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:18 AM (gbOdA)
M-C Bonds, M-C Bonds, yayy Bonds!!!
/heh
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ...
Someone once used the "protect grandma" line near me. My response: "My grandparents are dead and I didn't like them when they were alive. I'll take my waiver now."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 09:18 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)
The Chavez thing is because his 100th birthday would have been next year, and they want him cancelled before they have to call national attention to his anti-illegal mindset.
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 20, 2026 09:19 AM (6so3e)
Posted by: muldoon at March 20, 2026 09:18 AM (qgHp7)
Amontillado is the Italian name for Possum on the Half-Shell
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:19 AM (gbOdA)
You're probably right. But the Down With Meat tactics make me wonder.
It's not as if veganism is a hot button Leftist issue in 2026. That seems like a position you publicly take in the world's foremost cattle culture if you WANT to lose horribly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 09:19 AM (Dpd1L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:14 AM (Li94Y)
But surely, all American-Born blacks will willingly "go back"...
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 09:20 AM (3wOGw)
If you drop off your ballot on Saturday and central mail is collected on Monday and then it is trucked to the Central office what will be the PostMark date."
Pittsburgh.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)
If you drop off your ballot on Saturday and central mail is collected on Monday and then it is trucked to the Central office what will be the PostMark date."
Pittsburgh.
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)
Two tickets!
Posted by: Just The Punchline at March 20, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2026 09:21 AM (AvwDQ)
The market price of oil and the huge increase in insurance for tanker hulls is partly due to yet another just-in-time delivery supply chain strategy, by not only oil companies but governments. That strategy means there few excess tankers world-wide to move oil and distillates to users and refineries. Every tanker stalled inside the Strait of Hormuz has a consequential supply chain impact.
For example, Australia may be out of diesel in a couple weeks. The nation has very little in-country diesel refining capability. If SE Asia refiners run short on heavy crude from the Gulf States, after supplying their own in-country needs there may be little diesel Australia can buy even if the tankers are available.
As with most nations nowadays, Australia needs diesel to function. For trains, transport and local delivery trucks, farm and ranch equipment, mining activity, an so on. Pressure on Trump to get safely get full and empty tankers past the Strait of Hormuz will only increase.
Regardless, I fully support Trump's effort to get rid of the Islamic Republic of Iran problem, once and for all.
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2026 09:22 AM (5rh/l)
@Bubblebathgirl
Education Secretary McMahon says the $1.7 TRILLION student loan portfolio will be moved over to the US Treasury and to “get back into the business of collecting the money that is owed to the taxpayer.”
Time for student loan freeloaders to finally pay up!
https://tinyurl.com/54sy3h95
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2026 09:22 AM (NpAcC)
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We may have to be prepared to redefine "life."
I'm not entirely sure it exists here... looking at some of the antics the left is pulling.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2026 09:22 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)
But surely, all American-Born blacks will willingly "go back"...
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 09:20 AM (3wOGw)
Haven't those Countries suffered enough ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2026 09:22 AM (AvwDQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 09:19 AM (Dpd1L)
Or if you know you're losing, so might as well put on a show for the rubes.
But then, that's close enough to what you said originally, just without the orders from on high.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 09:22 AM (3wOGw)
Issac Asimov wrote a book on it. The odds are good there is intelligent life in our Galaxy, but not close in space or time.
Fermi had it right. "Where are they?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Dpd1L)
Cute - but having watched it for decades now, I believe it’s because the left lives inside completely sealed ideological bubbles, but they’re used to having handlers and managers in the media who work constantly to hide what they all say and take for granted.
Amongst themselves, they all think it’s “bold and daring” to say that abortion is a sacrament, and that bbq is the province of knuckle dragging barbarians; and they all love anyone who whispers that to them privately. But it’s a rare talent to be able to constantly lie in public about what they actually believe, and luckily Texas hasn’t seen an Obama or a Spanberger make it to the top of the Dem party yet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2026 09:23 AM (Li94Y)
It's not as if veganism is a hot button Leftist issue in 2026. That seems like a position you publicly take in the world's foremost cattle culture if you WANT to lose horribly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2026 09:19 AM (Dpd1L)
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That message was from like 4 years ago. His dreams of running for senate weren't even a gleam in his eye yet.
And his campaign put out a picture of him eating a steak or something, because now that the primary is over, he has to appeal to actual Texans, not AWFLs in Austin.
Why didn't Crockett use any of this material against him?
Because it would have just worked to help him in the primary.
The Democrat primary voter is dedicated to social engineering towards vegan secular open borders multiculturalism no matter the cost. And Democrats have to appeal to that to win the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:23 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)
No Roses for Taylor: Bachelorette Season Starring Mormon Wives Star Taylor Frankie Paul Abruptly Canceled
Today, it was announced the season was called off because a video was released of Taylor abusing Dakota and throwing chairs at him. One of those chairs apparently hits her small child. That is HER child, not Dakota's child. This incident happened before Dakota and Taylor's kid was born.
https://is.gd/jYV0le
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 20, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
There goes the fuckin neighborhood.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:24 AM (gbOdA)
It will shed support but the rest will double down in their silly beliefs.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2026 09:24 AM (dtajH)
It's open. That's why none of this is front page of most news sites this am. But hey, Trump said something!
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
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As others have pointed out, this is as stupid as saying you need a passport to go from NY to CA.
Because Paine was a British citizen, traveling from the UK to a UK colony.
But, there is a darker intent: SCOTUS
Raskin et al. are trying to get out the message that no documentation was required to immigrate to the US at founding.
B/c they need to peel off Roberts on the birthright case.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 20, 2026 09:25 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: XTC
Our luxury ships are fueled, provisioned, and stand ready.
Posted by: Marcus Garvey For The Black Star Line at March 20, 2026 09:25 AM (oftw2)
It will shed support but the rest will double down in their silly beliefs.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2026 09:24 AM (dtajH)
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The Italian Democrat Party was even with the right-leaning party in country in the 2000s.
They are now effectively a non-factor in the Italian Parliament. They are the second largest party, but the first and third and right-leaning and coalition together at such a level that the Democrat Party gets ignored.
The Italian Democrat Party still won't moderate on immigration. They're still open borders.
There's something about open borders that rots the brains of politicians.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:27 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at March 20, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)
Two Pickets I believe is the answer.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:27 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 09:27 AM (xT8gx)
It's open. That's why none of this is front page of most news sites this am. But hey, Trump said something!
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
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And the strait isn't the only way out of Arabia for oil.
The strait becomes less important with every passing day that Saudi Arabia runs its pipelines at 11x its normal traffic, hitting capacity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:28 AM (gYVzu)
Scary good.
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 20, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)
While whitey's on the moon?
/homage to JJ's Gil Scott reference the other day...
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2026 09:28 AM (BZF07)
It's open. That's why none of this is front page of most news sites this am. But hey, Trump said something!
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
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And the strait isn't the only way out of Arabia for oil.
The strait becomes less important with every passing day that Saudi Arabia runs its pipelines at 11x its normal traffic, hitting capacity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:28 AM (gYVzu)
Tankers are needed to move that oil to consumers.
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: M. Knopfler at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (5rh/l)
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The pipelines are designed to bypass the strait itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (gYVzu)
"Must import labor...must import labor..."
/
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (XuXeR)
If there were alien visitors, there would be traces of that in the DNA coding. Supposedly. This is negative information, but more advanced aliens can change a world.
Perhaps the change from a reducing atmosphere to an oxygen one was the result of aliens and infection. Niven wrote a SF short story about that in his Draco Tavern tales.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Marooned at March 20, 2026 09:30 AM (kt8QE)
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2026 09:28 AM (BZF07)
That something like 2 beers and doobie
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
How interesting. "These laws didn't exist during the founding so they are invalid."
Gun control laws didn't exist during the founding either. Let's start there.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 09:30 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: M. Knopfler at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)
Money for nothing?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 09:30 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)
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Texas got significantly redder in the past few years.
There are 2.5 million more Republicans than Democrats.
250,000 Indians are a non-factor in a state of 32 million people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:30 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (5rh/l)
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The pipelines are designed to bypass the strait itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (gYVzu)
A lot of tankers are marking time in the Gulf. Tankers that are needed to move Saudi oil no mater where the pipelines end.
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2026 09:31 AM (5rh/l)
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But we're the bad guys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 20, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 20, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:31 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)
Even the Indians are only vegetarian, not vegan.
Vegans can't have Ghee.
Posted by: XTC at March 20, 2026 09:32 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: man at March 20, 2026 09:32 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Gref at March 20, 2026 09:31 AM (5rh/l)
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That's a short term problem, to be honest.
Companies want their tankers out of the gulf. Some are definitely getting through. Other tankers can be redirected after completed business to pick up oil that's bypassing the strait. The tankers that get out probably won't go back into the strait once they unload in India or China or Australia. They'll go somewhere less fraught.
All while American WTI increases productions at profitable levels and acts as a hedge against global rises in prices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 20, 2026 09:33 AM (gYVzu)
We don't have vote by mail here. You need to vote early? Fine. Come down to the County Election office, fill out the form and vote early.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 20, 2026 09:34 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 20, 2026 09:41 AM (U3fVU)
He chose Open Borders. But we would choose neither.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 20, 2026 09:46 AM (9/f/U)
Posted by: San Frapsycho at March 20, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)
Daily Tech News 20 March 2026
Top Story
- Bluesky, one-time social network and latterly psych ward for those who can't cope with the harsh truths dished out daily by CNN and whatever MSNBC is called today has raised $100 million in a new funding round. (Tech Crunch)
That's million with an M. Almost enough to buy -
- Your new car might need 300GB of RAM. (The Register)
Said US memory maker Micron, whose most recent quarterly results showed three times the revenue and nine times the profit of the same period the previous year.
Tech News
- Walmart is flooded with previous generation Nvidia RTX 4000 series graphics cards. (Tom's Hardware)
At reasonable prices, so as you might expect the flood has been mopped up pretty damn quickly.
If you're in Australia and don't have easy access to Walmart, look around for Radeon 9070 XT cards which for some reason are steeply discounted right now, sometimes selling for less than the slower Radeon 9070.
I expected shortages and price increases, and some Nvidia 5000 series cards have all but disappeared from US store shelves, but overall... Not so much.
- A rogue AI caused a security incident at Meta. (The Verge)
Again.
- UK censorship agency Ofcom tried to levy fines against 4Chan again. (BBC)
They got a picture of a giant hamster instead.
- Kitten TTS is a text-to-speech model. (GitHub)
That's not remarkable, at least not in the 22nd century where we find ourselves when we're not being stupid which is rarely.
Where was I?
Oh, right. What's remarkable is the whole thing fits in 25MB. Megabytes with an M.
- Half the size of the front page of the New York Times website. (Daring Fireball)
That page on Daring Fireball uses 0.1% that much bandwidth.
- The Verge is having another normal day. (The Verge)
By which I mean they are barking at the moon.
- Can I run Crimson Desert? (Notebook Check)
Well, probably. It runs at more than 60 fps at 1080p native using high settings on five year old midrange cards like the 3060 Ti or 6750 XT.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Beans and rice. Rice and beans. And on Sundays a small can of tuna.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clarence at March 20, 2026 04:00 AM (7lOC+)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:01 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:01 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: clarence at March 20, 2026 04:01 AM (7lOC+)
Top 5!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:02 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:02 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:06 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 20, 2026 04:08 AM (guCHD)
Posted by: Helpful Miklos at March 20, 2026 04:09 AM (Al4HM)
There be AI hereabouts -- the text editor is computing factorials behind our backs
12!=479,001,600
100!=9.333×10¹⁵⁷
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:10 AM (P8t9A)
Correct. We put our dirty clothes in the hampster.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:11 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
I let the hampsters play in mine.
Posted by: Miklos, notorious eccentric (but the hampsters seem to like it) at March 20, 2026 04:15 AM (Al4HM)
****
Around here, we do not stuff our clothes into small rodents. We put dirty clothes in the laundry hamper.
Posted by: clarence at March 20, 2026 04:16 AM (7lOC+)
Michael Malice's podcast is titled "Your Welcome".
Every now and then a grammar pedant wanders into the comments and is compelled to correct the title to "You're Welcome" (and aren't I so smart!).
This is all by way of demonstrating that they haven't listened closely to the show. Michael greats the listeners and ends his greeting with "... let that be your welcome." Then, at the close of the show, after his guest answers Michael's question, "What was tour favorite part of today's show?", he responds, "You are welcome!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:18 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:21 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:22 AM (+YA9H)
The Apollo Guidance Computer (AGC) got us to the moon and back with just 4K of RAM.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 20, 2026 04:23 AM (JRP2U)
We put our dirty clothes in the hampster.
This is a long standing joke round these parts that started when members of a certain generation (whose name contains "nn" and "ll") insisted in online posts -- not necessarily done here at AoSHQ -- that the dirty clothes' holding device was called a "hampster". They were very insistent that the "st" was a necessary portion of the spelling.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:25 AM (P8t9A)
Was already too old for them when they got famous. Used to tease a mid-teen-aged girl gymnast about her fondness for them.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 04:27 AM (NcvvS)
They got a picture of a giant hamster instead.
I am not a lawyer, but maybe the answer is to block UK access and expect that the UK citizens will take that up in the UK lawcourts? And win?
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:27 AM (+YA9H)
My last new car purchase was in late 2008. I won't be buying a new car that can be remotely shut down, hacked, or that requires me to enter launch codes to run without the lane sensing/take-over steering controls and that has a screen when I can just look over my shoulder. Not to mention engine destroying shut down the engine at a stop light and disable some cylinders that the computer decides I don't need.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 20, 2026 04:27 AM (D0HYP)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:28 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2026 04:30 AM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: clarence at March 20, 2026 04:30 AM (7lOC+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:18 AM (P8t9A)
oh, the irony
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:31 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:31 AM (+YA9H)
moon ... with an m?
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:31 AM (+YA9H)
Moom?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 20, 2026 04:32 AM (guCHD)
Buzz Adrenaline and Buzz Lightyear crewed Apollo 11 and mankind's first landing on the Moon. Buzz was the first man to walk on the lunar surface. Buzz also was the first man to surf on the lunar surface.
There's a song about it (as recorded in the "Futurama" documentaries):
We're whalers on the Moon
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall tales
And sing this whaling tune.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:33 AM (P8t9A)
Here it is spelled "hampster"
because Reasons
Posted by: Helpful Miklos at March 20, 2026 04:09 AM (Al4HM)
The judges would also have accepted ham(p)ster.
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:33 AM (+YA9H)
moon ... with an m?
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:31 AM (+YA9H)
Moom?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 20, 2026 04:32 AM (guCHD)
RC cola and a moompie!
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:33 AM (+YA9H)
"Mommy! Mommy! Momny! That bad Verge tried to enlist me as a member!"
"Now, now! Show me on the doll where "Verge" tried to enlist you."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:39 AM (P8t9A)
Moom Over Miami
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:39 AM (P8t9A)
Our Daily Bread devotional:
https://tinyurl.com/ymc33r94
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 04:43 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 04:44 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 20, 2026 04:45 AM (BLOW1)
——
This makes a nice soundbite, but is a bit misleading. The computing power was on the ground[.i]. They had two completely identical computer rooms at the mission control building in Houston on two floors (to support simultaneous missions, as well as backup).
As far as onboard computing power, keep in mind they only had one computer. This was one of the first fly-by-wire systems. Modern fly by wire aircraft for example usually have three. So it had to be reliable.
Would you trust your Laptop not to crash or hork out running for two weeks straight? Maybe, but it’s a hell of a gamble.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 20, 2026 04:46 AM (9d5Sb)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Case at March 20, 2026 04:46 AM (pvf3X)
I read recently where the "No Step On Snek" meme was intended mockery of folks who displayed the Gadsden Flag and they were nothing more than "ignurnt" backwoods hicks.
Nice try, "sophistos".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:46 AM (P8t9A)
https://www.faithpot.com/dog-letter/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 04:46 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 20, 2026 04:47 AM (9d5Sb)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:39 AM (P8t9A)
Mitt's mom?
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:48 AM (+YA9H)
https://youtu.be/LdIUUg4fX8o
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 20, 2026 04:45 AM (BLOW1)
Ready to moom!
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:51 AM (+YA9H)
https://tinyurl.com/27jpc9dk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 04:52 AM (7RYym)
By the sbsence of any news lately, I guess that Arlo Guthrie is still missing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:52 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 20, 2026 04:52 AM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 04:53 AM (Ia/+0)
Whose moomin' whom?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:54 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Case at March 20, 2026 04:46 AM (pvf3X)
Hello, earworm!
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:54 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 04:55 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: Case at March 20, 2026 04:46 AM (pvf3X)
Hello, earworm!
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:54 AM (+YA9H)
Hello earworm my old friend.
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:55 AM (+YA9H)
Grammar comes to the Tech thread in order to receive a thorough beating, daily.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:55 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:57 AM (+YA9H)
For a while they envisioned the astronauts having to make repairs in flight, the idea was they would carry duplicate spares of all the modules, tools, etc. This didn’t last too long, and they had also decided everything needed to be sealed against moisture, so no repairs possible.
They did some interesting things, they were concerned that (there was only one company making the IC they wanted to use, Fairchild) What if they go out of business halfway through the program? They would buy huge runs of a single IC and used the same component for ground support equipment as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 20, 2026 04:57 AM (9d5Sb)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:55 AM (P8t9A)
To say nothing of "spelling"!
46
By the sbsence
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:52 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:58 AM (+YA9H)
Micron camera pornography is still outlawed in 43 states and Guam, but not Micronesia, appropriately enough.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 04:58 AM (P8t9A)
Spell checking is for chumps and autocucumber is AI's younger and much dumber brother. Honestly, so many of the proposed "corrections" that it horks up like hairballs are well beyond stupid.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:02 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 05:02 AM (ZeH0U)
Can you tell I watched Cleopatra last week?
Anyway! I'se up, not enough sleep (thanks, black cat), but feeling okay. You?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 05:03 AM (wzUl9)
...there was only one company making the IC they wanted to use, Fairchild
Who knew that Morgan was a regular Headly Lamarr?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:06 AM (P8t9A)
The “ground” computers did not communicate with the on-board computers and were used to calculate trajectories and orbit data for the ground crews.
There were actually 3 on-board computers.
The Launch Vehicle Digital Computer (LVDC) controlled the Saturn V rocket during launch and for the trans-lunar injection.
There was an Apollo Guidance Computer (AGC) in the Command Module (CM) and another in the Lunar Module (LM).
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 20, 2026 05:06 AM (JRP2U)
A driving distance/time calculator on the 'Net suggests each leg should take about 6-7 hours, which probably really means 7-8. Day Three may be shorter.
Gas will be $$$. Leave it to me to do this when gas prices are rising.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 05:08 AM (wzUl9)
Can you tell I watched Cleopatra last week?
It was said that she passed on due to poisoned asp holes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:09 AM (P8t9A)
Today I need to settle on my route to Kansas in April and make my reservations.
You had best steer clear of the Dorothy Gale routes or you'll find that you aren't in Kansas anymore.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:11 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: fluffy at March 20, 2026 05:13 AM (AN2gy)
——-
Yes, that’s my point. They crunched the numbers on the ground, and read the data & updates to the crews over the radio. They actually had a fair bit of computing power and speed available (for the time) they could bring to bear.
When the Apollo 13 disaster struck, the government basically commandeered much of the nation’s civilian computing power time at myriad colleges and universities.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 20, 2026 05:14 AM (9d5Sb)
Pardon me, Mama; let me play the grand piano. I want to fly an ae-ro-plane!
Posted by: fluffy at March 20, 2026 05:15 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 20, 2026 05:15 AM (3Ope8)
It was said that she passed on due to poisoned asp holes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:09 AM (P8t9A)
At that point,, it was Game, Set, Match.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2026 05:19 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 20, 2026 05:19 AM (eBcaT)
The moon will pass by
A silent yawn from the deep
Finding promise in sleep
fin
Posted by: clarence at March 20, 2026 05:19 AM (7lOC+)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 20, 2026 05:19 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 20, 2026 05:14 AM (9d5Sb)
You mean that gal from “Hidden Figures” didn’t do it all with just a slide rule and a chalk board?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 20, 2026 05:19 AM (JRP2U)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 20, 2026
***
COJ, I keep daydreaming about a quiet evening on the rear deck/patio, or the porch, with my feet up and smoking my pipe after a day of unpacking and getting the new homestead squared away. The reality may actually happen this year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 05:19 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 05:21 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 05:19 AM (wzUl
"A" day?
Keep dreaming, Wolfie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2026 05:21 AM (Ot/FD)
We are with the two gKids at a Great Wolf Lodge resort, where the goal is to really torque up the most overstimulated generation of youth in history.
Loudness and chaos come here to die.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:22 AM (P8t9A)
I hope today its done.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 05:24 AM (Ia/+0)
I'm looking at what uBlock Origin has blocked on YouTube as I pull up a playlist for some morning wake up music, and it's up to 103 requests (the number increases the longer you sit on a page). Ghostery is blocking several hundred API calls & Stats cookies as well.
I assume it's because every thumbnail from every video that YouTube is recommending is attached to some stats request.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 20, 2026 05:24 AM (6ydKt)
Keep dreaming, Wolfie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2026
***
Dreaming, but also planning. I'm lucky, as are we all, that a lot of prep can be done remotely and with info from the 'Net. For instance, I can see how many Exxon and Shell stations exist along my planned route, so I'll know where I can use my credit cards for those companies.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 05:24 AM (wzUl9)
One of these days, Alice -- bang, zoom, to the Moom!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:25 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 20, 2026 05:29 AM (bQ4nt)
Even the largest LLM models out right now for personal deployment are topping out around 180 billion parameters which will run, slowly, on 130GB of memory.
What are they going to do to get it to 300, put server racks in the trunk?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 20, 2026 05:30 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 05:32 AM (Ia/+0)
It's 51 F., pretty low humidity for here, almost no wind. High today about 78. The car will get a bath, spray wax, and dolled-up tires for the weekend.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)
You mean that gal from “Hidden Figures” didn’t do it all with just a slide rule and a chalk board?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline
Oh, I am well beyond sick of the overwrought drama of those puff pieces.
The drawing out of the enthralling narrative.
One sentence at a time.
Or sentence fragments.
The pathos of the overlooked. The hitherto ignored.
Those who, unbeknownst to us, brought us so many marvels. Of compassion and wisdom.
You ignorant ingrates!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 05:34 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 05:38 AM (E0Rvm)
https://tinyurl.com/27jpc9dk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 04:52 AM (7RYym
---
They did indeed do a good work helping the student in a wheelchair due to a motorcycle accident. they're fun, but high risk. Twenty-eight times more likely to be killed on a motorcycle than a car. Rode one a while; never felt comfortable in traffic.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 20, 2026 05:39 AM (T9cM5)
https://tinyurl.com/mw62s8em
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 05:42 AM (lQ+/f)
I've never ridden one. but I know some people-particularly on the ONT really enjoy them, and I think it was clever and thoughtful of the kids at TSU to help their friend out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 05:45 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 20, 2026 05:48 AM (PzBTm)
AG retweeted
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
12h
Tucker Carlson Loses On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ After Guessing ‘Israel' On Every Puzzle
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 05:50 AM (+YA9H)
I'd think it's obvious.
While some dedicated apps are very useful, the restaurant apps so you can order your food for example, the dedicated news & social media apps are created for one thing; to mine your information continuously, and generally without an ability for the user to block ads or tracking other than changing your settings on the phone manually (which most people don't do).
They make more money through dedicated apps than they do on their websites.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 20, 2026 05:53 AM (6ydKt)
AG
@AGHamilton29
13h
Friend texts: “I strongly suspect my mother-in-law may be the new head of the IRGC. Will text the Israeli tip line her info in case they want to investigate…”
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 05:53 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 05:56 AM (MIIRH)
will re-setting it to factory defaults help?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 05:58 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 05:59 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 06:00 AM (7P3JS)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 20, 2026 06:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 06:01 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Dark L at March 20, 2026 06:01 AM (KAi1n)
>>will re-setting it to factory defaults help?
A few basic steps to try before that.
Check running processes to see what's killing performance
Check how full system partition is
Cull uneccesry data ie your porn stash
Uninstall unused programs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2026 06:02 AM (ufSuS)
commies can't meme!
and when they try, it boomerangs!
tell all of us you've got no sense of humor without saying ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 06:05 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 06:08 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 20, 2026 06:10 AM (YoT4f)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 20, 2026 06:15 AM (YoT4f)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2026 06:02 AM (ufSuS)
Was having some performance problems with a work laptop several years ago and e-mailed my then-boss, his boss, and a couple of tech guys. One of the tech guys suggested stopping visiting porn sites on it. Replied to him, 'You do know that you said that with reply-all, right?' He was very apologetic. Turned out the laptop was old enough to be due for mandatory replacement.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 06:16 AM (NcvvS)
While the rest of the world watches NCAA basketball... I was glued to the NCAA wrestling championships yesterday (and will be today as well). Basketball athletes (and the game itself) are aesthetically pleasing... but I prefer the grit and toughness of wrestling (and wrestlers). Those guys are absolute warriors!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 06:21 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 06:23 AM (MIIRH)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2026 06:25 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 20, 2026 06:27 AM (xT8gx)
I'd like to return to 1976, please. Yes, with the ciggy, booze soaked floor mats and shitty nylon upholstery.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2026 06:27 AM (diia5)
Posted by: Tom Cullen at March 20, 2026 06:35 AM (skR0U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Back then you picked up your new car and immediately went to the seat cover place and had the seats covered in plastic.
Posted by: Colin at March 20, 2026 06:37 AM (e8qy3)
Laws, yes.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 20, 2026 06:45 AM (JRP2U)
They have a gas power plant in the desert that mines BTC.
From roughly 2019 through early 2026, potentially in the range of $3B to $5B in mined value.
Every time you think someone is mean, and nasty, and evil just remember they are also greedy cocksuckers.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:47 AM (gbOdA)
I'd like to return to 1976, please. Yes, with the ciggy, booze soaked floor mats and shitty nylon upholstery.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2026 06:27 AM (diia5)
I had a 99 Mazda B4000 with roll up windows, 3 on the floor with OD, and A/C.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:49 AM (gbOdA)
If you got in the beginning you are alright but if you got in in the last 5 years, you are hurting plenty.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2026 06:49 AM (ufSuS)
Posted by: Narrator voice at March 20, 2026 06:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2026 06:50 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:51 AM (gbOdA)
Wonder if he used BTC to get money out of Iran.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:53 AM (gbOdA)
Do I see a trend?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:54 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:55 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 06:55 AM (1LdNk)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 20, 2026 06:56 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 06:55 AM (1LdNk)
50 50 odds
On the Hospital
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:56 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 20, 2026 06:56 AM (sAmhv)
funny I spent about 2k on one of the first dell xps with touch. I have used it maybe 10 times.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:57 AM (gbOdA)
And she did.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 20, 2026 06:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Since she seems about the nicest person in government, this cafe took advantage and value signaled to the left, by way of bullying her. Can you imagine them trying this crap with a nastier, more vindictive personality?
The place is called "The Croissanterie", in Little Rock.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 06:59 AM (1LdNk)
Remember kids, the left's bigotry is the Good Kind because they love everyone so much.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 07:01 AM (lXoJ5)
The Donuterie
The Bagelerie
The Beigneterie
The Hot Cross Bunnereie
And of course...
The Pop Tarterie
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 20, 2026 07:03 AM (2Ez/1)
"Venomous flying spiders the size of a human hand spreading across the US"
It could be worse, I suppose. At least the spiders are not armed.
Posted by: fd at March 20, 2026 07:04 AM (vFG9F)
Eh, can't use your own ONNX model. I'm looking for an alternative to Piper TTS for my HAL 9000 project.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 20, 2026 07:04 AM (GX4Ce)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 06:59 AM (1LdNk)
Guess Asshats and Scolds was taken
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:05 AM (gbOdA)
It could be worse, I suppose. At least the spiders are not armed.
Posted by: fd at March 20, 2026 07:04 AM (vFG9F)
Killer Bees killed me.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:06 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: The Sconerie at March 20, 2026 07:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2026 07:07 AM (diia5)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 20, 2026 07:08 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:08 AM (gbOdA)
The IHOPerie
Posted by: Also receiving votes at March 20, 2026 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 07:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
----
saw that story, with photo
the proprietors appear to be obese lesbians
why is it always obese lesbians?
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 07:09 AM (ZxPkt)
One of the staff posted a photo of himself & his 'colleagues' celebrating their resistance. 'Asshats and Scolds' looks spot on.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 07:10 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 20, 2026 07:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)
Shit
He didn't last long enough for coffee and bagels Friday.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:14 AM (gbOdA)
autocorrect will give you a properly spelled word
it might not be the word you want, but it will be a word
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 07:15 AM (ZxPkt)
"Venomous flying spiders the size of a human hand spreading across the US"
It could be worse, I suppose. At least the spiders are not armed.
Posted by: fd at March 20, 2026 07:04 AM (vFG9F)
Yet.
Posted by: Big Arachnid at March 20, 2026 07:16 AM (skR0U)
--
And isn't there a law of some kind against this? Oh say, discrimination? How about kicking her out because/if she was black. Any problems?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2026 07:16 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 07:10 AM (NcvvS)
I have not seen the photo so my guess
200 lbs colored hair nose ring
neckbeard wearing sisters scoop T shirt
118 gay dude
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:16 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 07:18 AM (lXoJ5)
200 lbs colored hair nose ring
neckbeard wearing sisters scoop T shirt
118 gay dude
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:16 AM (gbOdA)
Close: 140 gay dude & 4 colored hair 200 lb-ers. Didn't look long enough for the nose rings.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 07:19 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I'm sure someone on the left will bring up how we were perfectly fine with discrimination from the only baker in the state of Colorado.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 07:19 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 07:19 AM (lXoJ5)
They were following the "resist we much" clause.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:21 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 07:21 AM (NcvvS)
By Gabe Fernandez,
Sports Reporter
March 19, 2026
San Francisco’s El Farolito, the soccer team formed by its namesake Mission District taqueria, will not repeat as a feel-good story of American soccer this year. The amateur side’s U.S. Open Cup campaign ended in a crash-out on and off the field Wednesday, culminating in an altercation between players and fans.
====
Their tacos suck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 07:24 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:24 AM (qhnBG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:24 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Nazdar
Now, now; the correct term is "high calorie individuals."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 07:25 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 07:26 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Don Black at March 20, 2026 07:09 AM (ZxPkt)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Rosie O'Fatt, Obese Lesbian at March 20, 2026 07:26 AM (e7MC2)
"This insane. These people have rendered the term “feeling safe” to be meaningless. Apparently feeling safe means you must be surrounded at all time only with people who think juyst like you have all the same pet opinions as you. When a terrorist plows a car into a Jewish precshool we need moe context because he was grieving you see and Jews make him feel “unsafe”. So his violence needs context. Last I checked Sanders has never been violent to anyone. Actual violence is a safety risk not being around people you disagree with politically (who are paying customers at that)! The prejudice and intolerance of this type of treatment where it is dressed up as being bravely virtuous is disgusting. There is nothing virtuous about mistreating customers plain and simple.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2026 07:27 AM (xY6Tn)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 20, 2026 07:27 AM (lXoJ5)
***
Wait. She's the governor of AR, and they did this?
How about Sarah sets the state DOJ onto them for discrimination?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 07:29 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Short-Sighted at March 20, 2026 07:30 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 07:30 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 20, 2026 06:55 AM (1LdNk)
50 50 odds
On the Hospital
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 06:56 AM (gbOdA)
The hospital? What is it?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2026 07:30 AM (wVcYX)
'Way too many calories for my taste.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)
JJS is here
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 20, 2026 07:31 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 20, 2026 07:32 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Short-Sighted at March 20, 2026
***
And the national media would scream. Of course, from what I recall of Sarah, she'd say, "Discrimination, pure and simple. Next."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2026 07:32 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2026 07:33 AM (P8t9A)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:24 AM (qhnBG
"It's a write off, Jerry...they just write it off!" - that guy who always quotes Kramer.
Posted by: Boswell at March 20, 2026 07:35 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2026 07:24 AM
____
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 20, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: GWB at March 20, 2026 07:54 AM (TG4CQ)
Thursday Overnight Open Thread - March 19, 2026 [Doof]
From Earth Pictures
AI is asshoe Not long ago, we joked about "if it's on the internet, it's gotta be true". Well, how about, "if it's on the internet, it's probably AI"? Meet Jessica Foster, the Wholesome US Soldier and Donald Trump Fan Who Doesn’t Exist
Jessica Foster joined Instagram in late December of last year, but during that short period of time, she managed to grow her following on the Meta-owned social network to over 1 million. And it’s not hard to see why; she is very beautiful (some might say suspiciously so), she serves in the US Army, and is an avid Donald Trump fan, constantly posting photos alongside the American president. But there is something off about Jessica. Even ignoring her seemingly perfect looks, you can’t help but raise an eyebrow when you see that online searches yield no results about her. Apart from the carefully crafted Instagram account, Jessica Foster doesn’t exist. And that’s because she’s not a real person, but an AI-made avatar designed for a very specific demographic. *** Whoever created Jessica Foster appears to have done so to funnel her gullible followers to OF, where they pay for more raunchy content, messages from her, and tips. Apparently, the account violates the platform’s terms of service, which state that every account must be linked to a verified human being, and all AI-generated content must resemble that specific real person and be tagged with a #AI label.I'm starting to go with the default opinion that every photo or video I see online is AI unless proven otherwise. ----- News for you Deadheads out there Jerry Garcia’s Famed ‘Tiger’ Guitar Bought By Chicago Collector For $11.56 Million
Jerry Garcia with The Dead at Madison Square Garden, Sept. 15, 1987.
Credit: AP Photo/Corey Struller
One of Grateful Dead legend Jerry Garcia’s favorite instruments was his trusty, custom-built, wood-grained guitar nicknamed “Tiger.” Now “Tiger” could be coming back to Chicago after local guitar collector Bobby Tseitlin bought it at auction for $11.56 million, which was briefly a record for a guitar sale. (A black Fender Stratocaster used by Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour sold at the same Christie’s auction last week for $14.5 million.) Tseitlin, 44, is co-founder of Family Guitars, a Chicago company that collects historic instruments and is “home to some of the most legendary instruments ever played,” per its website. For the past 20 years, Tseitlin’s passion project has been collecting guitars, he told Rolling Stone. Tseitlin isn’t about to store his famous guitars where no one can see them, though. He lends them out to musicians to play and keep them alive. True to form, Derek Trucks of Tedeschi Trucks Band was on stage at the Beacon Theatre in New York the night after the auction, playing a Garcia tune on Garcia’s beloved guitar. Trucks attended the auction with Tseitlin, launching online hope he would be playing it soon. Fans got their wish.
Derek Trucks and Bobby Tseitlin with Jerry Garcia's custom Tiger guitar.
Credit: Instagram
*** Last week, Tseitlin purchased it at Christie’s in New York City during a multi-day auction featuring prized possessions of the late Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay.
Some trips are long, some are strange, and some are so good, you can’t help but keep 'em going! After reuniting with the Grateful Dead last year to release Grateful Dead Juicy Pale Ale, we couldn’t resist keeping the journey rolling. This year, we’re beyond excited to collaborate once again on our fifth Dogfish Head x Grateful Dead beer. *** Our collaboration with Grateful Dead stretches back more than a decade, beginning in 2013 with the release of American Beauty and continuing through multiple re‑releases, evolutions and creative experiments over the years. Each chapter has built on the last, fueled by mutual respect, shared values and a belief that art, whether brewed, played or painted, should invite people in. Grateful Dead Citrus Daydream Lager is the latest stop on that journey. This goodness is swimming to shelves nationwide in 6‑pack / 12‑oz cans as we speak ... er, type!, and will be available coast-to-coast beginning Mar. 2026. You can grab both of our Grateful Dead collaborative brews, Juicy Pale Ale and Citrus Daydream Lager, at your favorite local retailer or use our Fish Finder to track them down near you.----- Kewl Photograhy 40 Of The Funniest Wildlife Photos Ever Captured At Exactly The Right Moment
If you’ve ever wondered whether animals have a sense of humor, the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards might just have the answer. This photography competition celebrates those perfectly timed moments in the animal kingdom when creatures appear surprisingly human. Instead of the usual dramatic wildlife shots, the contest focuses on the lighter side of nature — the awkward, unexpected, and downright hilarious moments animals find themselves in. And honestly, some of these photos look like wildlife accidentally walked into a comedy sketch. So scroll on, enjoy the laughs, and get ready to see wildlife from a whole new — and much funnier — perspective.Check them all out. It's a single page - not a stupid click-through thing. ----- Wholesome content
Not sure if this is a thing everywhere, but seniors give their jerseys to the teachers who had the greatest impact on their lives. Thank you to the teachers who really make a difference in these kids' lives. pic.twitter.com/K6RrMa6DJt
— Sadie (@Sadie_NC) March 18, 2026
This is the song that is playing in the background. Very powerful lyrics about how precious the gift of time is.
He explains the differences between terms like roads, streets, avenues, and boulevards and there’s actually a meaning behind when each one is used pic.twitter.com/YohPbejXGS
— Financial Dystopia (@financedystop) March 16, 2026
from thisdayinmusic.com On this date in 1982: Ozzy Osbourne guitarist and former Quiet Riot member Randy Rhoads was killed when the plane he was riding in crashed.
Born on this date in 1953: Billy Sheehan, bass guitarist, with American hard rock supergroup Mr. Big, who had the 1992 US No.1 & UK No.3 single 'To Be With You'. He has also worked with Steve Vai and David Lee Roth.
Born on this date in 1952: Derek Longmuir, Scottish drummer and a founding member of the 1970s pop group, Bay City Rollers
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 10:03 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 10:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: mindful webworker in a supporting role at March 19, 2026 10:03 PM (G4D4h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:04 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:05 PM (nWPIJ)
All the other comments here are AI.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 10:05 PM (UGyV5)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)
Don't make excuses for horrible people. you can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
--- What if you ram a saguaro cactus up there? Does that count?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 10:06 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 10:05 PM (UGyV5)
There have been a number of comments today which seemed like Artificial Unintelligence.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:06 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)
Good evening. I at least identify as good people!
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
I wish! Went from a Wintry 20° a couple of nights ago to full-Summer, upper 80s today 90° tomorrow & days ahead.
Spring? Never heard of it.
Posted by: mindful webworker playing with the thermostat at March 19, 2026 10:08 PM (G4D4h)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 10:08 PM (6U1c2)
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We inhabit a wonderful world where absolutely nothing can be trusted as representing the truth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:08 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 10:09 PM (jrKun)
We used 'em at my university offices even in the last few years, though not often. I bought a box of, I think, 50 (my employer was too cheap to provide them through the mail room) in 2018, and hadn't used them all by 2018. Another box bought in '18 for my final job lasted us until I left in '25.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 10:05 PM (UGyV5)
There have been a number of comments today which seemed like Artificial Unintelligence.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
It's usually organic, all natural. We're not called morons for nothing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 10:10 PM (UGyV5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 19, 2026 10:10 PM (c1+iT)
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
But would not want to pay insurance as it travels. Would keep out of NYC, Chicago, LA, SF, ok, west coast messed coast.
Dallas had a great music scene years ago, $20 wristband, 5 or 6 venues, great times, early '90's.
Anyone know of great music towns with live music in a open carry (drinks) zone?
Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 19, 2026 10:12 PM (bexpN)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 10:12 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
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They still get used on my campus as well.
Usually for delivery of things that need a physical copy.
I can't remember the last time I used one, however.
My campus is small enough that if I want to send something, it's just as easy to walk it over to the building/department destination for most things.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 10:12 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 19, 2026 10:10 PM (c1+iT)
Howdy COMM!
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*eyeroll*
Brown-nosers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:12 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Methos at March 19, 2026 10:12 PM (vSvIl)
All the other comments here are AI.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I replaced myself with an AI agent for a few months, but it was even weirder than I was, so I stopped.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
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Let's see if anyone notices!
Posted by: Folgers Announcer at March 19, 2026 10:14 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)
Some years ago someone boosted one of Joe Satriani's favorite guitars. Turns out, nobody cared, because it was an Ibanez.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 10:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 10:15 PM (7D3Aa)
Used them all.the time!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:15 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)
Usually for delivery of things that need a physical copy.
I can't remember the last time I used one, however.
My campus is small enough that if I want to send something, it's just as easy to walk it over to the building/department destination for most things.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026
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I'd walk things over too, unless it was raining, or really really cold, or hot. Which took care of 90% of the weather conditions, so I didn't do it that much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:16 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 19, 2026 10:16 PM (c1+iT)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 19, 2026 10:16 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:17 PM (4FyoY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 10:17 PM (Puq9y)
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honestly it's not a new hustle; "black conservatives!" were sending me flyers asking for donations to their no-hope runs in black districts all through the 2000s.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:17 PM (nWPIJ)
Well, duh!
Posted by: Gnostics, Buddhists, and Hindus at March 19, 2026 10:18 PM (Riz8t)
Just kidding. I would never do that. And I have ten fingers.
I keep them in a cool satchel on my belt. Next to the onion.
Sank you. I vill be here all ze veek.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 10:18 PM (0aYVJ)
As to Jessica Foster, she's out of uniform in two of those three pics shown.
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 10:18 PM (XoEtr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:18 PM (8zz6B)
Does that mean anything?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 10:18 PM (TKHDz)
Usually for delivery of things that need a physical copy.
I can't remember the last time I used one, however.
My lab used them until the time I retired, just before Covid.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 10:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)
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The Baptist Student Union where I work offers free lunch on Wednesdays to students and faculty. Usually quite tasty, and lines are fairly short. I meet some interesting students there. Unfortunately I couldn't go yesterday due to back-to-back-to-back meetings.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 10:19 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 10:19 PM (UGyV5)
But what made you start thinking about the roads/streets thing? The ad servers may have noticed you reading that article or hitting that page or whatever. Seeing that, the algorithm did its thing.
Or maybe that's just what they want you to think.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2026 10:19 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:20 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: LRob in OK
And when you go far enough south into OKC it becomes MLK Blvd. Guess Edmond is raycis.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 19, 2026 10:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
"As the war has nearing the end of its third week, senior US officials continue to claim widespread success in its campaign against Iran."
F*ck you traitors!
Maybe one of those errant Iranian missiles will land on CNN's headquarters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:21 PM (n9ltV)
I got into the habit of using a black marker to write the addressee's name, too. Much easier to see, esp. when I printed it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 10:18 PM (TKHDz)
I used to send/receive goofy stuff to/from work buddies in those things. Some places I worked would actually deliver them to other locations / offices. Was always fun to get a "you suck" note from across town or even from another state!
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
Well, that's been pretty much the truth since Cain said "who? Never heard of him"
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (TKHDz)
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It's supposed to be 95 degrees this weekend. Just as Coily promised. "No Spring!"
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (w5FC4)
I'd say the selfie with Trump or the speaking one looks the most off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 10:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:23 PM (4FyoY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 10:17 PM (Puq9y)
He was only 32 in that vid up top. It was 45-46 years ago. Fuck I feel old.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 10:23 PM (dE3DB)
Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, now we’ve got AI slop flooding the comments too?
Used to be you could count on at least 40% of the thread being recognizably human—drunk, angry, spelling like a dyslexic raccoon, sure, but HUMAN. Now half the below-the-fold is just ChatGPT with a thesaurus and a bad attitude, regurgitating the same three talking points in slightly different word salads. “The left is destroying civilization” × 47 with random synonyms swapped in like it’s Mad Libs for midwit bots.
I’m not even mad at the AI, I’m mad at whatever sad little neckbeard is copy-pasting the output and hitting “post” like he just contributed something. Bro, you didn’t. You just gave a silicon-based cargo cult a participation trophy.
Bring back the 2012-era 800-word rants about how Obama is secretly a Marxist Kenyan who golfs too much.
Bring back the 4 a.m. drunk-posters arguing about whether the M1 Garand ping is realistic in CoD. Hell, bring back the damn ping itself. At least those were alive.
Posted by: mindful webworker asks, what is reality? at March 19, 2026 10:24 PM (G4D4h)
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And Harriet just let it happen. Tragic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:24 PM (nWPIJ)
The Talking Heads are a bunch of LIARS!
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:24 PM (4FyoY)
Wolfus, sent you an email with a link you may be interested in.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 10:25 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 10:23 PM (viF8m)
Was hoping you'd be on tonight to chime in on that story
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:25 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (w5FC4)
Got up to 107 here this afternoon. Now cooled down into the 90's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:25 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (w5FC4)
Spring here happened in about a day. Tomorrow is looking to be 80.
And Coily the Spring Sprite is pure evil. Think of all the planes falling out of the sky.
HeeHeeHee!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker asks, what is reality? at March 19, 2026 10:24 PM (G4D4h)
There it is. Everyone knows the best gun in the OG Call of Duty was the FG-42.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
"As the war has nearing the end of its third week, senior US officials continue to claim widespread success in its campaign against Iran."
F*ck you traitors!
Maybe one of those errant Iranian missiles will land on CNN's headquarters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:21 PM (n9ltV)
If I was trump I would capture one and send it myself. Then whistle off into the sunset. Me know nothing, its not ours.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (snZF9)
"As the war has nearing the end of its third week, senior US officials continue to claim widespread success in its campaign against Iran."
F*ck you traitors!
Maybe one of those errant Iranian missiles will land on CNN's headquarters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:21 PM (n9ltV)
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CNN thinks wars are fought just like Hollywood shows us...done in a 120 minutes. Unless it makes money and then there is a sequel. Another 120 minutes.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)
Kind of amusing that they felt the need to black out the genitals of wild animals.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)
Bring back the 4 a.m. drunk-posters arguing about whether the M1 Garand ping is realistic in CoD. Hell, bring back the damn ping itself. At least those were alive."
Well, there was that one Memorial Day Weekend thread...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Two chicks at one time.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 19, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)
Or at least, it seemed highly unlikely.
I gave it an image and asked it to generate some HTML code that would approximate the look and feel of the image. It did that OK, but then it gave me a SECOND piece of code that spooked me out because it was very specific to the project I was working on and I hadn't given Grok any prompting in that direction.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 10:27 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:17 PM (4FyoY)
Something about today's date and the return of the swallows to San Juan Capistrano leads me to wonder if there really is a Calistrano?
Posted by: MAGA Kelly at March 19, 2026 10:27 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026
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In my section of town there is a Behrman Highway, a Behrman Place, an Old Behrman Highway (all connected in some fashion), and a Behrman Avenue farther away that was once connected to the Old Behrman Highway. All named for a long-ago mayor of this part of the city when it was separate from the main body across the river.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
Kind of amusing that they felt the need to black out the genitals of wild animals.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)
Looking at monkey dicks is a gateway activity. From there, the road only leads to donkey shows.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 10:27 PM (UGyV5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
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I would buy you a house.
Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (7D3Aa)
Motorway? Mews? Close?
They are a strange people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (n9ltV)
>>Looking at monkey dicks is a gateway activity. From there, the road only leads to donkey shows.
Mexican or Peruvian?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026
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Thanks; I'll have a look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:17 PM (4FyoY)
Capistrano, stupid autocorrect.
Today is the day the swallows return to the island, for those who didn't get the reference.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (4FyoY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)
I'd say AI.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah, that being the subject... I'd agree it's possible.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:29 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 10:29 PM (XoEtr)
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Doof, you magnificent bastard. In a world full of poseurs, grifters, and people who think "impact" is a verb, you just keep quietly being excellent. Sharp takes, zero drama, and somehow you make the rest of us look like we're still figuring out which end of the keyboard to use.
Truly, a national treasure. Or at least a Horde treasure.
Carry on, sir.
mindful webworker - still not worthy, but trying
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:30 PM (XuXeR)
I say "Shut up," but the idea nags at me until I give up and do it. Still doesn't make my work comprehensible but at least That Guy is quiet for a while.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2026 10:30 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: banana Dream
In the break room, there was a notice posted that stated everyone in the department no longer had to initial every posting in the break room. Of course, we all had to sign it.
It was at that moment that I knew I had to retire or I'd be spending time in the Big House.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 10:30 PM (cYBz/)
Does that mean anything?
Posted by: Diogenes
It means all the male teachers have retired, or have been driven out of their jobs by sexual allegations?
There were still plenty of male teachers when I was a student, but I don't personally know a single one today below the college level. I still see male coaches for male sports, so I assume they still exist, but they're rare.
I are an enjuneer, and I bet male schoolteachers are rarer than female engineers.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tankdemon
I got it, or a sock used earlier today did.
Posted by: Rex B at March 19, 2026 10:30 PM (DqQS/)
I'm AI
Everything is AI
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:22 PM (nWPIJ)
Can I be a Pepper, too?
Posted by: David Naughton at March 19, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Methos at March 19, 2026 10:12 PM (vSvIl)
That's just what AI would say, 6 fingers and all.
Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2026 10:31 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 10:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (snZF9)
We do have a MLK boulevard. But it's only a section of 45th Street that goes through a certain part of town.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Kind of sort of...
Sure, "road", "lane", "avenue", etc. have meanings, but when a road can be called a "Fisk Boulevard" even though it is a dead end with two lots on it, it kind of dilutes those old meanings.
Maybe I'll see some bold developer name all the roads in their happy little subdivision after roads that still have a specific meaning -
US Highway 1
Interstate 95
US Route 66
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 10:31 PM (wVcYX)
Or a K-Tel compilation album called "Hot Nights" or something like that.
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Galaxian at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (mNOY+)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 10:33 PM (7D3Aa)
Creepy! His schtick is anti Trump, anti ice, and 'affordability'. He looks smelly.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 10:33 PM (mFhj8)
Still getting use to my El Cheapo chrome book and fat-fingered some commend code and got to examine the page source code for a bit...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Kind of amusing that they felt the need to black out the genitals of wild animals.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
But the squirrel-a-trois (#39) was perfectly fine.
Pervs.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)
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A tight shot of a leopard's boner could ruin the dinner hour of Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at March 19, 2026 10:34 PM (nWPIJ)
Jerry and Doug Irwin, the builder of Jerry's most famous guitars, had a long history. The Wolf was the second Irwin Jerry bought but I believe it was the first custom guitar Irwin built for him from the scratch. It's what really defined Jerry's sound and the Tiger just took it to another level.
He got it in '73. An example from that year in honor of the top pic.
https://tinyurl.com/3wvccdnw
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)
Motorway? Mews? Close?
They are a strange people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (n9ltV)
Developers have a plethora of names for dead-end streets: mews, close, circle, place, court, and I am sure there are more. Mesa, uses "place" for through streets located between sequentially-numbered streets. 82nd place lies between 82nd street, and 83rd street.
That's why the dude in the video gets it all wrong. There are no rules; leastwise no consistent rules.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: banana Dream
In my immediate neighborhood, we have: Forest Hill Blvd, Forest Hill Terrace, Forest Hill Court and Forest Hill Drive.
Newcomers and delivery drivers simply give up.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:36 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Galaxian at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (mNOY+)
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Cyclone plates?
Dexter wheels?
Rydell kangaroo-skin boots?
Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:36 PM (nWPIJ)
Probably included an extra set of strings . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 10:33 PM (7D3Aa)
And a used guitar at that!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unfamiliar with the concept at March 19, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Oedipus at March 19, 2026 10:36 PM (95Gsi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 10:37 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)
Yes, yes you are.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2026 10:37 PM (syz1S)
So, no forest, then?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:37 PM (XuXeR)
Say what ya want about Calif Politics... but we do get some nice weather at times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (mP0Kj)
Pervs.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
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Explains why I'm hungover today and don't remember last night...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Galaxian at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (mNOY+)
What roller rink was that?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (mP0Kj)
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Yep. The Golden Handcuffs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: mindful webworker tries tries again at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (G4D4h)
So, no forest, then?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:37 PM (XuXeR)
All named as places Forest Gump ran?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (mP0Kj)
It's a Love Boat backdrop...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:36 PM (XuXeR)
Oh, but it's alright (Alright)
Once you get past the pain (Past the pain)
You'll learn to find your love again
So keep your heart open
'Cause love will find a way, oh
Posted by: Pablo Cruise at March 19, 2026 10:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)
I went driving on 66 yesterday, looking for Andy Devine. Only found his avenue, I guess that was fine. As fine as the food at Mr. D'z! A Route 66 classic Diner in Kingman.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Methos
Exactly what AI would say.
Posted by: Oedipus at March 19, 2026 10:36 PM (95Gsi)
-I'm not AI you are AI. ,
Posted by: Methos at March 19, 2026 10:40 PM (vSvIl)
Jessica Foster
...resembles the "That person is not real" woman on that Delta(?) flight a couple of years ago.
"There is irony in the words of Krebs."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 10:40 PM (P8t9A)
Creepy! His schtick is anti Trump, anti ice, and 'affordability'. He looks smelly.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 10:33 PM (mFhj
Well, he passes gas a lot... just like Hitler!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Doof
In the military you could put in the office symbol and the envelope would magically show up, even on the other side of the world...
USA-CEPOA-CD-CE, or
USACE-POA-CD-CE (same thing)
Maybe even to another countries military...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 19, 2026 10:40 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Tech Noob at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (oftw2)
I am soooo in need of snow here!
I'm not even looking forward to Wildfire season...I want lots of wetness...LOTS!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (c1+iT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:42 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2026 10:30 PM (CHHv1)
I haven't gotten a notification, so it must not be on YouTube yet.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (4FyoY)
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It is not, but a very sweet tradition.
The middle school teacher I complained the most about being a "fascist" showed up at my Eagle Scout induction. My parents invited him as sweet, sweet revenge.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:28 PM (4FyoY)
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Did someone say swallows?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (dYNiX)
I was driving on a 3 lane highway and came up on a vehicle I’d never seen before. I got close enough to see that it was a new (very cool) brand of “SUV” (but much more) called “Ineos”.
That’s all I saw. My phone was laying face down on the seat, so the algorithm must have read my mind because the next night my YT feed showed me reviews on the Ineos Grenadier.
Posted by: Marty at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (cUahL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
Not at Matthew's? Top of the hill...Daly City!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (n9ltV)
It is one of the best mini-series I've scene and I do recommend it to others.
I will say the third season felt a bit rushed to get to the end and amusingly I suspect its because the number 3 is important in the show and therefore they didn't want a 4th season even though they could have used it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 10:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tech Noob at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (oftw2)
Clockwise around the firsts disc and counterclockwise around the second, so the string cross in the middle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:44 PM (8zz6B)
Probably included an extra set of strings . . . .
You still don't get a case.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 10:44 PM (eHBLK)
Later I logged into facebook and the first reel it gave me was about...Japanese Black companies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 10:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aren't You Hank Ryan's Sister? at March 19, 2026 10:45 PM (oftw2)
Probably included an extra set of strings . . . .
You still don't get a case.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 10:44 PM (eHBLK)
Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:45 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
Subdivisions. Great Rush song.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 19, 2026 10:45 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)
You've been scrolling through my followers on X, huh?
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
I just call the whole area Behrman and am done with it.
Posted by: javems at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (n9ltV)
No DeNevi's? No, that's wrong. DeNevi's was only in Dubln, Berkeley, San Lorenzo, Cupertino, San Jose.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Piper
Or she's photoshopped to the point that she might as well be AI.
Also, you asked for it!
https://youtu.be/UExCrOtt-vc
To be an impossibly beautiful girl
In an impossible world.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)
"As the war has nearing the end of its third week, senior US officials CONTINUE TO claim widespread success in its campaign against Iran."
F*ck you traitors!
Maybe one of those errant Iranian missiles will land on CNN's headquarters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Throwing in the words "CONTINUE TO" certainly makes it appear that the dispute the claim of success.
Did they provide any verifiable facts to dispute success?
If not, I'd say the CNN statement certainly provides aid and comfort to the enemy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker asks, what is reality? at March 19, 2026 10:24 PM (G4D4h)
LOL. Well, dang, that was good. And even kept the length right. This might explain why Grok is better than all the others about not hallucinating.
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (XoEtr)
Also, "soon" has no definite definition.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 19, 2026 10:47 PM (9Txvh)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 10:38 PM (GD0B3)
Its a crapola, still italian.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:47 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:45 PM (hJH5n)
It's amazing that market economics was understood 2,000+ years ago!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:48 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 19, 2026 10:48 PM (4FyoY)
The principal at my high school graduation gave the opening speech. Right out of the gate he started with something like "Almost every year I greet this moment with a bit of sadness as all of you will be leaving. This is not one of those years."
It didn't get better.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 10:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
There's a suburban Minneapolis elementary school named that.
Probably a better education than the Learing Center, but maybe not.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)
Yeah, I had to look that up. Why couldn't they just speak English back then? Would have been simpler.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 10:49 PM (7D3Aa)
They're a bit of an odd duck... bits from a number of manufacturers.
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:49 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:50 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)
Well, Trump sorta did the sequel thing. This is The Hammer Returns. Subtitled "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into enriching uranium."
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 10:50 PM (XoEtr)
"As the war has nearing the end of its third week, senior US officials CONTINUE TO claim widespread success in its campaign against Iran."
F*ck you traitors!
Maybe one of those errant Iranian missiles will land on CNN's headquarters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Throwing in the words "CONTINUE TO" certainly makes it appear that the dispute the claim of success.
Did they provide any verifiable facts to dispute success?
If not, I'd say the CNN statement certainly provides aid and comfort to the enemy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
We're about a week away from "QUAGMIRE IN IRAN!!!"
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 10:50 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
Where in Berkeley? I have no recollection of it!
And f*ck you for making me feel old!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:50 PM (n9ltV)
That’s all I saw. My phone was laying face down on the seat, so the algorithm must have read my mind because the next night my YT feed showed me reviews on the Ineos Grenadier.
Posted by: Marty at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (cUahL)
Seems to be a BMW dressed up as a Land Rover. Start at 84 grand. Think I will stick with my Suburban. Undoubtedly rides better, and it's a 3/4 ton.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:50 PM (8zz6B)
Yeah, I had to look that up. Why couldn't they just speak English back then? Would have been simpler.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 10:49 PM (7D3Aa)
That should be on all U.S. Currency. In Latin.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:51 PM (hJH5n)
To be an impossibly beautiful girl
In an impossible world.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026
Oh no…
😂
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 10:51 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Vista del Boca will never be exceeded.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:51 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (n9ltV)
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Ha! At the Green Acres mall in Valley Stream
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Those large envelopes with the string closure you wrapped around the round disk. Were you supposed to wrap it clockwise or counterclockwise?
Posted by: Tech Noob
Clockwise if you preferred to have your bathroom tissue dispense "over the top" and counterclockwise is you dispensed it off the bottom.
Mickle subtle are the ways of the Illuminati!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 10:51 PM (P8t9A)
Well, went to Linda Vista elementary in Hayward...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (XuXeR)
When I read Data Republican on X, I am convinced that I’m a total idiot.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (jYRYu)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 10:46 PM (XoEtr)
Grok is well versed in AOSHQ. I have tested Grok with many questions about the blog, various commenters, and myself. It's impressive.
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (QMAsf)
Most of my female teachers were unremarkable, and resembled a Gary Larson matronly lady.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Piper
Read 'em and weep!
Posted by: Barbie 5'9", 36-18-33, 32E, Waist-Hip Ratio 0.55, Inseam 36", BMI 16.24 at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Tech Noob at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (oftw2)
Depends. Northern hemisphere or Southern?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)
In the style of HR Giger paint me a picture of
A tight shot of a leopard's boner [that] could ruin the dinner hour of Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Galaxian at March 19, 2026 10:53 PM (mNOY+)
Posted by: Yop at March 19, 2026 10:53 PM (RKj5x)
Nobody has a clue what it sounded like... *shrugs*
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:53 PM (XuXeR)
True.
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026
***
In grammar school I never had a single one, though I knew one substitute. He seemed normal to my nine-year-old mind.
In jr. high, yes, there quite a few male teachers outside gym and shop, and the same in high school and college. But elementary? Nooo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:54 PM (wzUl9)
I always liked interdepartmental mail, it was a nice change from the USPS mail tote. There was both the adventure of seeing where the envelope had been in the past, and if it came from outside the department or even another agency, and of course the chance of some surprise of the contents, including the dreaded "confidential" envelope inside.
Yes, it was like Christmas every time the state mail service showed up.
Excitement was where you found it in the mail room, I am afraid
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 10:54 PM (rbvCR)
Remember in Apocalypse Now that the chopper pilots were blasting the Ride of the Valkyries over their loudspeakers as they swept in for the attack?
Once more, with emphasis: we HAVE to get guns and ammo to the Iranian civilians. We did it in WWII, airdropping Liberator pistols.
Posted by: Beverly at March 19, 2026 10:54 PM (reMys)
I always thought it would have been awesome to send my fifth grade teacher - that bitch - an announcement of my college graduation/commissioning. She swore to me I wasn’t getting past sixth grade based on handwriting alone.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:54 PM (hJH5n)
Yes, it was like Christmas every time the state mail service showed up.
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This is really sad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:55 PM (+HNx/)
That’s all I saw. My phone was laying face down on the seat, so the algorithm must have read my mind because the next night my YT feed showed me reviews on the Ineos Grenadier.
Posted by: Marty at March 19, 2026 10:43 PM (cUahL)
Seems to be a BMW dressed up as a Land Rover. Start at 84 grand. Think I will stick with my Suburban. Undoubtedly rides better, and it's a 3/4 ton.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:50 PM (8zz6B)
I was behind one around 2 months ago. It looked pretty cool. It was a dark blue. I said to Mrs B DAKTARI LIVES!. It looked kinda cool. Never saw one before, but it looked pretty cool. She was driving, so I looked it up on the phone and yeah 85 grand. I said fuck that thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:55 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026
***
Most of mine looked like '60s character actor Edward Andrews in drag.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 10:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Tech Noob at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (oftw2)
Depends. Northern hemisphere or Southern?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)
Laden or unladen ?
Posted by: javems at March 19, 2026 10:56 PM (zFsEm)
We have a launch tomorrow afternoon.
Rocket Lab - Electron - Eight Days A Week
LC 1 - Mähia, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 20, 2026
Launch Time: 2:10 p.m. EDT (March 21st 07:10 NZDT, March 20, 1810 UTC, 19:10 CET)
https://youtu.be/CpiU9rZDZKQ
Alternative stream if needed.
The Launch Pad
https://youtu.be/EfUFYq2i4us
Posted by: Joyenz at March 19, 2026 10:56 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: tankdemon
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I miss my barn swallows that summered on my porch.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 10:56 PM (Puq9y)
In jr. high, yes, there quite a few male teachers outside gym and shop, and the same in high school and college. But elementary? Nooo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:54 PM (wzUl9)
In elementary school I had one male teacher, for third grade. That was it. No more til 6th.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:56 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Tech Noob
Use a clove hitch and fuck them up good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 10:57 PM (/lPRQ)
Dear wife's B day is coming up and today she received a text from a former student wishing her well. He was one of her Special Ed kids that had suffered a horrible head injury as a very young boy. Made a fantastic recovery and is now an accomplished architect working for a very good firm. He sends her a text or card every year. She is just thrilled.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 10:58 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Yop at March 19, 2026 10:53 PM (RKj5x)
My life has not been so invaded, I rooted my smartphone, and disabled a mess of the Gurgle programs that the spyware needs to run. I never used any apps on the phone; just phone calls and texts. And my desktop computers have no mics, no cameras. I have ones I can plug in if I need them, but hardly ever do so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:58 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:55 PM (snZF9)
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I mean y'all rip on the price of the Ineos when a new GMC Yukon is right in that ballpark.
All cars are expensive as hell now.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 19, 2026 10:58 PM (dYNiX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 10:48 PM (viF8m)
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Priceless.
Otter: What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:59 PM (hJH5n)
And the GM is better in every way...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 11:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 11:00 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 11:00 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 11:00 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Cattus Petasatus at March 19, 2026 11:00 PM (eHBLK)
Sold for $3 million which is low compared to the sold amounts for Jerry Garcia's and David Gilmour's instruments.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 11:01 PM (y171U)
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/oKsxPW6i3pM
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 11:01 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 11:01 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 11:02 PM (XuXeR)
I had the same 3rd grade teacher as my dad. She was older than dirt by the time I was in her class and she was awesome.
She carried a yardstick and roamed the room slapping it in her palm while delivering a lesson. And if you got out of line she would give you a gentle tap with it but her look said "Don't test me". If you had a loose tooth she would pull it for you which was just magic.
And she loved baseball. Great lady.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 11:02 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Galaxian at March 19, 2026 10:53 PM (mNOY+)
There was one in that area called america on wheels. I think I was at it once.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:02 PM (snZF9)
Where in Berkeley? I have no recollection of it!
And f*ck you for making me feel old!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:50 PM (n9ltV)
I dunno. Never been to it. But, that's what the jingle said.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 11:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
When I read Data Republican on X, I am convinced that I’m a total idiot.
This is the globalization aspect to this. Imagine, for example you are in the top 1% in intelligence. You are one of the smartest people you grew up with. Probably the smartest person in your immediate circle...but that means there are 80 million people smarter then you in the world. And on the internet you are likely to run into them.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 11:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Beverly at March 19, 2026 10:54 PM (reMys)
Very few of the Liberator pistols made ever got airdropped in Europe. Some went to the Balkans, and some made it to the Phillippines. The vast majority were scrapped.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:03 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Beverly
I assume we have Green Beanies working with indigenous forces, certainly teamed up with Israeli equivalents.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 11:03 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 11:03 PM (XuXeR)
I had one male teacher in elementary school. Sixth grade. Bomber pilot in the 8th Air Force in WWII. Shot down over Germany and spent the last 18 months of the war in a POW camp.
To say that he was unique was to do him a great disservice. To say that he was transformational is to fail to give him sufficient credit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 11:04 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Tech Noob
I think the top string was offset to allow/encourage a clockwise wind. At least that's how I 'member.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 11:05 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Buddy had a (all SUVs) Mercedes, then a Lexus, then some kind of big Nissan. The timing of his ownership coincided with my colonoscopies.
I can certify, from riding to the facility in each, that the Nissan is the smoothest ride of them all.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 11:05 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 11:06 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 11:06 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 11:06 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM
How do I know we haven't all been replaced with AI?
AI wouldn't be kind enough to just let this comment sit there for a half-hour.
Posted by: mikeski and/or Beavis at March 19, 2026 11:06 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 19, 2026 11:07 PM (aJQbY)
Did go the one high school. We had quite a few old spinster ladies there. One was my senior English teacher. She was a terror. She liked me for some reason. If I laid my head on the desk and slept she would shush the class and say, "Javems had a hard game last night."
Posted by: javems at March 19, 2026 11:07 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I see we're talking about new construction of the Iranian Navy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 11:08 PM (S/Y4j)
If you disagree with it, it will praise you for showing it how it is wrong and so on...
Very, very different from working with people
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 11:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 11:03 PM (sKqQm)
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*adjusts dunce cap*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 11:08 PM (XuXeR)
If you disagree with it, it will praise you for showing it how it is wrong and so on
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AI. It's at you feet, or at your throat.
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at March 19, 2026 11:09 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Beverly
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It's not time.
They need to stay inside while out drones and things do their job. The intelligence they are providing via MuskSat is much more valuable.
I believe time will come when they are armed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 11:09 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 19, 2026 11:09 PM (7D3Aa)
Too slow of a pitch...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 11:09 PM (XuXeR)
_-_
All the while writing messages in its logs...you just wait...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 11:10 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 11:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 11:11 PM (hJH5n)
My 6th grade teacher didn't care. He was an angry old man in a wheelchair that I think didn't really enjoy teaching.
Mr. Grant, my 7th grade teacher cared. He took extra time during class to help me. He and his wife would also help me during basketball games while I attended as part of the pep club. It's because of him and my parents that I finally got the hang of multiplication and division and found I loved wrking out equations.
Posted by: Joyenz at March 19, 2026 11:11 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)
You didn't say that out loud, did you?
I shudder to think what your phone will show you tomorrow.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)
Or AF - Artificial Flesh. Like that one Barbie woman a few years back. /shudder/
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:12 PM (XoEtr)
There was a marketing VP who pissed off someone at headquarters and was exiled to a cubical at our location. He had nothing to do with what we did, he was just sent to our office as punishment. He was a couple of decades older than the rest of the crew in our office, and didn't really fit in. Plus he was a real asshole.
Eventually, after a couple of months, he was pardoned and went back to the main office. Shortly after he left, one of the guys I worked with got a hold of a really nasty gay porno mag, "Leather Lads", or something. I don't want to know where he got it. Anyway, he printed out a mailing label with the asshole VP's headquarters office address, stuck the label on the mag and put it in the outgoing interoffice bin. Apparently it went through the corporate mail-room and got delivered to the guy's office and created quite a stir.
Posted by: a.moron at March 19, 2026 11:12 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 19, 2026 11:07 PM (aJQbY)
When the pixs started showing up, my military buddies and I laughed. Uniforms were all wrong. All BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: RandomDave
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Observing one with mix matched colors reminds one of a tricked out Chevy pickup.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 11:13 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 11:13 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 11:15 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:16 PM (2GVsD)
Until you spilled the beans, I was starting to make some Serious Money.
*deletes fake AI and OnlyFans account*
Posted by: Miklos, back to the AI drawing board at March 19, 2026 11:16 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 11:16 PM (pvf3X)
Thanks for sharing. There are good people out there still.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 11:16 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 19, 2026 11:17 PM (XY7MO)
I'd say the selfie with Trump or the speaking one looks the most off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
In the picture of the girl speaking at the podium, the giveaway is the skirt. No freaking way that is regulation length.
Posted by: moki at March 19, 2026 11:17 PM (wLjpr)
No lateen. Powerboats rule!
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 11:03 PM (XuXeR)
Hm. That ref sailed over my head.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 11:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
_-_
Sure, but mine was the Cat in the Hat saying he did not know how to pronounce Latin...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 11:18 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 19, 2026 11:17 PM (XY7MO)
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Hahahahahahha.
No questions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
Remember, if you addressed them wrong the state mail would return them as undeliverable.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
Bill Clinton said what?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 11:21 PM (w5FC4)
I think one trick with AI/software is to give whatever it outputs rigorous tests. One of the devs in the office told me his pattern is to give the AI something to write, tell it to write tests which then show the AI solution failed, then have it write code that now works. And 60% of the time it works all the time
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 11:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 11:16 PM (w5FC4)
He was also the only one who helped me when I broke my foot during PE. The gym teacher left me to crawl up the bleachers by myself at the end of class. I then crawled into the hallway outside the classrooms. No one was going to help me off the floor and get to the school office. Someone informed Mr. Grant what was going on and he grabbed his desk chair on wheels, picked me up off the floor and got me down to the school office to call my parents.
Posted by: Joyenz at March 19, 2026 11:22 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Cicero
All Gaul is divided into three parts
Not a good kosher deli in any
Posted by: Miklosius Carolininensis at March 19, 2026 11:22 PM (Al4HM)
Juicy Pale Ale? They're just making things up!
Posted by: 13times at March 19, 2026 11:22 PM (FzARU)
You doing ok? I've been wondering. Got my current all pro edited and at almost final before deciding how to publish it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 11:22 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:58 PM (8zz6B)
If you're not keeping it in a Faraday cage in a garage in South Orange, you're not doing it right.
(Anyone know the reference? Except maybe the location - it might have actually been New Jersey, no California.)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:23 PM (XoEtr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 11:23 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
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*points at self questioningly*
Me?
/silently
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Okay, but we still have to give them something... they need gubs and ammo!
Posted by: Beverly at March 19, 2026 11:24 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
Been to church lately? That's be positively demure today.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 11:24 PM (1Ff7Z)
The NYC Education Dept. had a wealth of information about her, including what she made every year, address, so I looked up her house in Brooklyn Heights. Wonder how many round trips she made on the subway to/from work.
She passed in 1988, age 85.
Posted by: Miss Hashagen at March 19, 2026 11:24 PM (oftw2)
They told me it was AI. We told it to draw a security guard.
Even the wrinkles in his face matched.
Posted by: Reforger at March 19, 2026 11:24 PM (rpbjO)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 11:03 PM (sKqQm)
On the internet? Unlikely. All of those* are way at the other end.
(* Well, except for her, of course.)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:26 PM (XoEtr)
Just read that ABC is cancelling this season of The Bachelorette. Apparently the bitc...errr...woman in question is a bit of a whack job. This is a good thing in that a buddy of mine's son was slated to participate. Looks like he dodged a bullet.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:26 PM (2WIwB)
They told me it was AI. We told it to draw a security guard.
Even the wrinkles in his face matched.
Posted by: Reforger at March 19, 2026 11:24 PM (rpbjO)
Did he make his rounds on a segway?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 11:27 PM (1Ff7Z)
Candy Ovens?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 11:29 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
Sure, why not?
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at March 19, 2026 11:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: moki at March 19, 2026 11:17 PM (wLjpr)
It's also the wrong color for that uniform.
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:31 PM (XoEtr)
Sold for $3 million which is low compared to the sold amounts for Jerry Garcia's and David Gilmour's instruments.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 11:01 PM (y171U)
I played a few well known guitars in my time. The one I always chuckle at is "greenie", a 1959 les paul which was Gary Moore's guitar that came from peter green and kirk hammet owns now. I knew the dude who got it from gary moore, so he let me play it. It was interesting, a little hammered, but very cool. Another friend who is friends with Bad Company guitarist Mick Ralphs, had acquired his 1960 les paul. I played that through the right amp and played the song bad company and damn near shit my pants. It was the sound, the fucking sound. I played other famous guitars but that one stuck with me the most. I own one guitar that Jake E Lee owned for a little bit, fitting seeing is a metal dude and my favorite replacement for Rhoads after he died. But that Bad Company guitar, damn...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:26 PM (2WIwB)
No offense to your friend's son, but I've never understood that show. Are they paid? Looking for a break in Hollywood? I watched an episode years ago at a friend's house and found it eye rollingly awful.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 11:32 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 11:33 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:26 PM (XoEtr)
"here"
SMH
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:34 PM (XoEtr)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 11:35 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 11:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 11:35 PM (zG4BR)
Well, Mormon, so....
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:36 PM (XoEtr)
Posted by: Cow Demon
* nods sagely *
Semper ubi, sub ubi.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 11:37 PM (VHUov)
*sits waaayyy at far end of the bar*
"Bartender, I'd like a Baileys and coffee, please. Double the Baileys, please."
*puts double sawbuck on the bar*
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:37 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:38 PM (rdVOm)
Glad to see VCU upend North Carolina!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 11:38 PM (jrKun)
The defendants are insane and the judges allow them to be. I know it's a biased selection of court cases but it's still unsettling.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 11:38 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 11:32 PM (w5FC4)
We all asked him the same things. Apparently there are NDAs but his son was slated to be on 5 or 6 shows. Nice kid. Good looking. Played football at Stanford.
I've never watched it...figured it's just a TV show. Scripted and planned out to the final episode.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wally
Wait. You mean these reality shows are fake??
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 11:40 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: Wally
Kind of ironic right?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 11:41 PM (oob1u)
_-_
Important step, all right.
Another critical thing about writing software is usability and workflow analysis. Since automating a task with software re-arranges how someone does their work, it matters a lot to learn what the user is trying to do and how best to present information etc. Lower-level parts of software (closer to the machine) are probably good uses of AI, but closer to humans, there is still a lot of important work for a software developer.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 11:41 PM (eHBLK)
Maybe tomorrow I can take on the bathroom off the hallway.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2026 11:42 PM (+9wcF)
They were not "mentors". They were not substitute parents; they were not "friends".
As it should be, IMO.
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:42 PM (rdVOm)
I've never watched it...figured it's just a TV show. Scripted and planned out to the final episode.
Posted by: Diogenes
Knew a guy working out in BFE where they happened to film some "Survivor" show. Whole thing was on the beach side of a road with your regular stores & shit.
May not be scripted, but was choreographed and fake.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 11:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 11:40 PM (jrKun)
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Someone should alert the Hulkster.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 11:43 PM (RIvkX)
Robert W Malone, MD
@RWMaloneMD
7h
ACIP has been disbanded.
The government’s response to the AAP lawsuit and judge Murphey’s injunction is to disband and then recreate a new ACIP committee, as this will take less time than would be required to file and prosecute an appeal. There will be no action from the government to respond to the defamatory characterization of the former ACIP members.
Mar 19, 2026 · 8:03 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 11:45 PM (rbvCR)
*sits waaayyy at far end of the bar*
"Bartender, I'd like a Baileys and coffee, please. Double the Baileys, please."
*puts double sawbuck on the bar*
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:37 PM (rdVOm)
Time for the trebuchet? Anyone have one to loan?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 11:47 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 11:35 PM (zG4BR)
The report my buddy just sent says they cancelled because the woman, Taylor Frankie Paul, threw a bar stoll.at her boyfriend in 2023 and hit the boyfriends kid. Pled guilty to aggregated assault and on probation on probation.
Where do they get these people?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Dienekes at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:37 PM (rdV
Is BIL still with you? Hope all is much better and you are free again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (WONhk)
Maybe tomorrow I can take on the bathroom off the hallway.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2026 11:42 PM (+9wcF)
Shit man, that is the worst when the trap don't line up. Thats the plumber's screw up who did the rough in and didn't read the plan for the vanity location. Frigging turd chasers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Nah, bro... thanks anyway. BIL goes to the shelter tomorrow morning. We had a busy day with the social services people. It's ok. Really.
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:49 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 11:49 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 19, 2026 11:50 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: JQ
Your money's no good here, Miss
The Duke alum in the corner is buying
Posted by: Miklos was supposed to be off tonite at March 19, 2026 11:50 PM (Al4HM)
May not be scripted, but was choreographed and fake.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
* gets up off the ground *
Anyone get the license plate of that feather?
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 11:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (2WIwB)
They put out a casting call
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 11:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 11:52 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 19, 2026 11:50 PM (3/XaG)
Yeah he broke a lot of good shit over the years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:53 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 19, 2026 11:53 PM (EXyHK)
The Duke alum in the corner is buying
Posted by: Miklos
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Thank you very much to the "Duke alum" and to you, Miklos! Sorry you had to cover my shift tonight... I owe you a shift-trade!
*slides another double sawbuck across the bar*
That's for you, Miklos. Thanks again!
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Funny how those "moonshiners" with a camera crew following them everywhere never get arrested.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
Could be. Might have been a remodel at some point that screwed things up. In any case, it was a non-plumber that fixed it in about 30 minutes including travel time to and from Home Depot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2026 11:54 PM (+9wcF)
Where do they get these people?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (2WIwB)
So a bunch of potential "suitors" were spared from sticking it in crazy? Sounds like they all dodged a bar stool.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 19, 2026 11:54 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 11:52 PM (oob1u)
Imagine the waste of time if they went somewhere and found nothing worth buying?
In the early episodes, there was a scene where Mike dressed down Dani when they went to a house that only had a few replica things. So, that's probably one reason they do it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 19, 2026 11:55 PM (1Ff7Z)
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I am apparently just as bad. You know those guitar stools they sell all over the place. The ones at GC come with rounded little plastic feet. Leaned over to get a pick and that stool squirted out from under me and I body-slammed a perfectly good Takamine Santa Fe on the pergo floor. Now when I buy a new stool, I buy four crutch tips to go with it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 11:55 PM (eHBLK)
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*record scratch sound*
WTF was the BF's kid doing in a bar?!
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:56 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (2WIwB)
They put out a casting call
I thought they just hung out near Teh Barrel (TM) to see who it rejected and offered them contracts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2026 11:56 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 11:57 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Diogenes
Never trust a person who goes by all three names. They're serial killers, assassins, or psycho supreme court justices.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 11:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 11:58 PM (oob1u)
What have we learned tonight?
Nothing is real.
https://youtu.be/BNulNbgCiAU
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker questions reality at March 19, 2026 11:58 PM (G4D4h)
That's one of my future projects. Figuring out what hardware I need to replace the gas grill the previous owner left with the one I brought with me. Fortunately everything's propane so I won't have to change more than a fitting a or two.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2026 11:59 PM (+9wcF)
WTF was the BF's kid doing in a bar?!
Posted by: JQ
Perhaps she was gold-digging, and the BF's kid was old enough to be there?
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 11:49 PM (rdVOm)
Very thankful it has worked out! You are a good woman, far better than I probably would have been.
G'night and hope all goes well tomorrow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 20, 2026 12:01 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: mikeski
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Oh, right... so, not 20- or 30-somethings with wee little ones. I don't watch much teevee, heh.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)
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Thank you, ma'am. I'm a softie. Pisses me off, too. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 20, 2026 12:03 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2026 12:07 AM (BT3km)
Eeeeevening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2026 12:08 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 20, 2026 12:09 AM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Beverly at March 19, 2026 11:24 PM (reMys)
Agree with that sentiment. It's just that the Liberator pistol program never really accomplished all that much, considering all the money that was spent on it.
I'd recommend getting High Point or Kel-Tec to design and build a cheap double action only revolver chambered for 9 mm. No safety to mess with, just point, pull trigger HARD and shoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 20, 2026 12:03 AM (gKWVE)
Yeah. I found the video of crazy Bachelorette. It was in their home, her slugging baby daddy with a bar stool. Kid nearby. Poor kid.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 20, 2026 12:09 AM (w5FC4)
The office mail folders coexist with e-mail to this day. Sometimes signatures on paper are needed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 20, 2026 12:10 AM (iTNuP)
https://x.com/Theonlyjcvolly/status/2034464682438791418
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 12:11 AM (FzARU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's just mean.
Get an old moldel 64.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 20, 2026 12:11 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 20, 2026 12:11 AM (hmPzB)
_-_
Sign the birthday card...pro tip - write something mean, sign someone else's name, and scratch their name off of the list.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 20, 2026 12:12 AM (eHBLK)
I hated the tone on both those guitars. He sounded better with his SG.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:12 AM (erF49)
https://x.com/Theonlyjcvolly/status/2034464682438791418
Posted by: 13times
That was hurtful.
Posted by: zombie Koko the gorilla, signing at March 20, 2026 12:13 AM (VHUov)
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Literally millions sign up with "Hi! I am a MAGA fan!"
Um, OK.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:13 AM (/lPRQ)
Never were popular.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 20, 2026 12:14 AM (Puq9y)
That Guitar is not only important in the world of Vintage Guitars, but it is a Pop Culture Masterpiece. Lots of room for that one to increase in value for the new owner.
I can't say the same about any of the other of the Top 5 Sales at that Auction.
The Gilmour is completely worthless, imo. Doesn't even have the neck on it that Gilmour played.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:15 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Cheap Turkish Glock clones, Taurus, whatever
Send them a bunch of PSA ARs too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:16 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:48 PM (2WIwB)
They put out a casting call
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 11:52 PM (rbvCR)
I think I see their problem. They get the kind of people that answer casting calls.
Posted by: SciVo at March 20, 2026 12:19 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Kindltot
I think I see their problem. They get the kind of people that answer casting calls.
Posted by: SciVo
87% of us don't get it.
Posted by: pollsters at March 20, 2026 12:21 AM (VHUov)
Never were popular.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 20, 2026 12:14 AM (Puq9y)
I believe that some people have built 9 mm revolver cylinders that headspace on the mouth of the cartridge. Not sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:21 AM (8zz6B)
Aaaaand in today's "We fled America for [foreign country]" vids I just stumbled across a lovely seaside scene with pretty music, wishing death on Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2026 12:22 AM (n7rxJ)
https://x.com/Theonlyjcvolly/status/2034464682438791418
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 12:11 AM (FzARU)
Gorilla is right, fucking asshole. Dude needs to be tossed into a jet engine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 12:23 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2026 12:23 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:15 AM (erF49)
yeah, its a frigging parts caster. Not sure about that Tiger thing either. Without a name attached its just a curiosity that GC would have a hard time selling for a grand. Kinda made from stupid wood too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 12:24 AM (snZF9)
Send them a bunch of PSA ARs too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:16 AM (/lPRQ)
But, if you buy a couple of shipping containers of existing guns you short circuit the R&D process, and the lengthy procurement stage, and severely limit the opportunities for vendors to supply hookers and blow to field grade officers! This, sir, will not stand!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 20, 2026 12:25 AM (LybOg)
****
Are you left or right handed?
Posted by: clarence at March 20, 2026 12:26 AM (7lOC+)
May not be scripted, but was choreographed and fake.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
* gets up off the ground *
Anyone get the license plate of that feather?
Posted by: mikeski
Actually the stories were pretty funny.
Film crew staying in decent hotels, three squares a day at local "Cheeseburger in Paradise", bars, discos, local girls and wildlife.
Contestants got nothing. Camp out on the beach next to a road with Mr. Donut and Ace Hardware right across the street and go find something to eat and start a fire. Maybe scrounge up some palm fronds to make a lean-to so when it rains every night you can stay dry.
The contestants "voted off the island" actually had skilz and pissed off the other contestants that had to fuck the producers for a cheeseburger.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:26 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mal Reynolds, crossing the memes at March 20, 2026 12:26 AM (VHUov)
Yep.
I'd much rather have Mary Kaye's Strat than any of them.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:27 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 20, 2026 12:28 AM (3/XaG)
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Um, OK.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
The Left will believe anything that conforms to there worldview. Today's Left are the heirs of Jim Jones Peoples Temple, minus the flavor aid.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2026 12:28 AM (jrKun)
Posted by: Case at March 20, 2026 12:28 AM (pvf3X)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:27 AM (erF49)
Does it come with a pink Cadillac?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:29 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That would work.
Most 'Madusa' are made to shoot multi caliber 9s and rely on half moon clips or intricate mechanisms to hold the rim.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:29 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:30 AM (erF49)
I'd much rather have Mary Kaye's Strat than any of them.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:27 AM (erF49)
Yeah I can see that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 12:30 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Imagine what they do with golf clubs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:31 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 20, 2026 12:23 AM (S/Y4j)
Mojtaba Khamenei's administration still has legs. Or a leg. Maybe.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 20, 2026 12:31 AM (w5FC4)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 20, 2026 12:28 AM (3/XaG)
They spend the first 5 minutes after the commercial breal recapping what happened before the commercial break, then maybe 8 minutes of new action, then another commercial break. Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:32 AM (8zz6B)
I thought that the Greeny Burst was pretty fuckin' trashed when I got to play it.
Did you know Paul Whitfield...or the guy who sold it to him?
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:33 AM (erF49)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:33 AM (erF49)
357 Nine mm is rimless. To make a revolver it would be necessary to have clips like those for the 45ACP.
Never were popular.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 20, 2026 12:14 AM
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I think there are 9 mm caliber revolvers that don't need clips -- headspace on the front of the case.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 20, 2026 12:35 AM (pW3IX)
There was one male teacher in my elementary school. Mr. Lopez. 6th grade. He was good too.
I went to school in the golden age. Almost all my teachers were excellent.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 20, 2026 12:35 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Didn't understand you were shopping for Iran citizens. It's a quandary. Are they familiar with firearms at all. We can't take that for granted.
If they are familiar it would be the weapon they are familiar with. Otherwise a revolver is a good idea.
I think American manufacturers would be anxious to help the cause, please the president, obtain a tax deduction and donate the necessary numbers of standard revolvers - same for ammo manufacturers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 20, 2026 12:36 AM (Puq9y)
https://is.gd/uzkT1q
Posted by: 13times
I always assumed bands traveled by tour bus because they couldn't afford to fly with all that equipment.
Now I know.
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2026 12:37 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:21 AM (8zz6B)
The problem with 9mm revolvers is extracting the fired cases, since the 9mm doesn't have a rim for a conventional extractor to engage. There are some revolver designs that use fancy mechanisms to extend a finger to catch the case groove during extraction, Charter Arms currently makes one, but they have never caught on.
Federal Ammunition briefly made a 9mm Rimmed cartridge, until people discovered it would fit into weak, antique top-break revolvers, with possibly catastrophic results.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 20, 2026 12:37 AM (LybOg)
Did you know Paul Whitfield...or the guy who sold it to him?
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:33 AM (erF49)
yeah it was a bit beat up. It was the dude who got it directly from Gary. It still had the same strings that Gary last played on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 12:39 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2026 12:30 AM (erF49)
I looked her up. She played at a Jazz club in Vancouver, B.C. in 1966. Probably Isy's or The Cave. I was a little too young to be going clubbing in those days, but I daresay some of my parents' friends would have heard her show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:39 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 20, 2026 12:41 AM (d6BF2)
Networks like them because they are cheap to make. Like soap operas .
Posted by: Case at March 20, 2026 12:42 AM (pvf3X)
Give them shit loads of vanilla Glock clones and ARs; distribute, train, and coordinate action by Green Beanies and Israelis.
Don't forget some C4, AT4s, and misc heavy weapons.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:43 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 20, 2026 12:44 AM (LybOg)
Posted by: Kindltot
Like The Monkees.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
AOC and Eye Patch McCain
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:44 AM (/lPRQ)
If they are familiar it would be the weapon they are familiar with. Otherwise a revolver is a good idea.
I think American manufacturers would be anxious to help the cause, please the president, obtain a tax deduction and donate the necessary numbers of standard revolvers - same for ammo manufacturers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 20, 2026 12:36 AM (Puq9y)
Well, the manual of arms for a DAO revolver is pretty damned simple; if you can load it, you can shoot it. I suggested 9 mm, because I assume the Basij are armed with 9 mm weapons. If some other cartridge is more prevalent in iran, design your "Iran Liberator" for that.
The usage scenario is the same as for the Liberator. Use the cheap gun to ambush some baddies, and take their weapons. If you use a cartridge that is already prevalent in Iran, it raises the possibility of infighting amongst the bad guys. If you use 45 ACP, it's obviously partisans, and reprisals would occur.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:45 AM (8zz6B)
Give them shit loads of vanilla Glock clones and ARs; distribute, train, and coordinate action by Green Beanies and Israelis.
Don't forget some C4, AT4s, and misc heavy weapons.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:43 AM (/lPRQ)
And grenades. Grenades are your friend.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 12:47 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:45 AM (8zz6B)
The vietnam war version of the liberator was called the deer gun. It was 9mm. I wonder if they have crates of those things in an Indians Jones warehouse somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 12:50 AM (snZF9)
Reminds me of this:
https://youtu.be/5YGc4zOqozo
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 20, 2026 12:52 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:52 AM (8zz6B)
Went down to the shelter 4 times last night between 10-12PM. Nada. Neighbors were laughing through closed eyes and house robes.
Gotta go. Maybe l8r.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 20, 2026 12:52 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 12:45 AM (8zz6B)
The vietnam war version of the liberator was called the deer gun. It was 9mm. I wonder if they have crates of those things in an Indians Jones warehouse somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
No need for anything new.
Primarily civilian 9mm.
A couple of guys at State or DoD could have hoovered up all the 9mms at Bass pro and Academy and bought a couple hundred thousand guns off our civilian market. All via internet.
Or intercepted wholesale shipments.
Arming the locals is easy peasy.
Might be a HUGE part of asking them to stay put for a bit...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:56 AM (/lPRQ)
Went down to the shelter 4 times last night between 10-12PM. Nada. Neighbors were laughing through closed eyes and house robes.
Gotta go. Maybe l8r.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
Need to airdrop a few hundred thousand into Israel while we are at it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 12:58 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 20, 2026 01:03 AM (Puq9y)
@MikeBenzCyber
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17m
On the news that USAID funded Boko Haram, I couldn't help but think back to 2014 when Alex Jones then alleged Boko Haram was being secretly backed by the Obama CIA.
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 01:07 AM (FzARU)
Cost $3.50
https://tinyurl.com/4sf9x6yc
Posted by: Braenyard
Looks like something Bill Ruger would have came up with after staring at a hot glue gun, "Hmmm, I can make a really cheap single shot 9mm with this..."
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 20, 2026 01:08 AM (/lPRQ)
@MikeBenzCyber
·
17m
On the news that USAID funded Boko Haram, I couldn't help but think back to 2014 when Alex Jones then alleged Boko Haram was being secretly backed by the Obama CIA.
Posted by: 13times
Wut? I mean, I'm not surprised but this is the first I even heard of this.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2026 01:17 AM (t7KEB)
On the news that USAID funded Boko Haram, I couldn't help but think back to 2014 when Alex Jones then alleged Boko Haram was being secretly backed by the Obama CIA.
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 01:07 AM (FzARU)
Why wouldn't Hussein fund Boko Haram? They are black, muzzies, and they murder Christians. It's the Trifecta!
Incidentally, if you looking for a place that needs a drop of weapons, the Christian areas of up-country Nigeria sure could use some.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 01:18 AM (8zz6B)
Incidentally, if you looking for a place that needs a drop of weapons, the Christian areas of up-country Nigeria sure could use some.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 01:18 AM (8zz6B)
Yeah thats one place that needs a shit ton of weapons. Some nice 556 Mo erasers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 01:21 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 01:36 AM (FzARU)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:37 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 01:40 AM (snZF9)
If BIL can keep his shit together & wait for an apartment, I can help him furnish it-- because I need to empty out my (deceased) Dad's place-- the stuff would go to landfill or for donation *anyway*!
Win-win!
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 01:45 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 20, 2026 01:46 AM (w5FC4)
Art Bell callback.
Reading things on xtwitter. People complain about it being a cesspool but I prune the hell out my feed and end up with a good survey of current events.
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 01:47 AM (FzARU)
The dude isn't a criminal or druggie-- just a hapless dumbshit what has trouble dealing with life.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
If BIL can keep his shit together & wait for an apartment, I can help him furnish it-- because I need to empty out my (deceased) Dad's place-- the stuff would go to landfill or for donation *anyway*!
Win-win!
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
There you go. Or stick the BIL in there as a squatter and piss off your siblings. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 01:51 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 01:54 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker
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You know... I thought about that! LOL. Nah, he'd probably fall down the stairs & break his neck. Don't need THAT hassle, heh.
Besides, I could use the pay-back from MY share of the house sale!
BIL has agreed (so far) to all that I've recommended, including staying at homeless shelter until apt. is available for him.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
That SOB is going out of his way to create a busted instrument. He KNOWS they're guitars and he's trying to make sure each one gets a bashing without actually taking the guitar out and stepping on the neck.
He either knows the band travelling on the plane and is on a personal vendetta against it, is a failed musician and is taking it out on others because psychological damage, or is simply a rat bastard.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2026 01:58 AM (gLikB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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AOP, I thank you again for offering to ID my BIL when he was hospitalized!
Turns out, he wasn't even in AZ at that time! It was "Phoenix Health" in CA... *shrugs* whatever...
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
Is it possible to overthrow the king of a constitutional monarchy?
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 01:59 AM (FzARU)
Britain 2020+ == West Iran
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2026 02:01 AM (gLikB)
JQ, let me buy you a drink. I wish that I could ship some stuff out for your BIL, I need to clean out my older brother's condo and sell it. He collected a lot of stuff.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2026 02:03 AM (0nHVk)
UNHAPPY eid. Fk islame!
His Reprehensible Haughtiness ching Kuck, is a tool.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
*pours doubles for both of us*
CHEERS!
Yeah, cleaning out relative's places... sucks. BIL will need *everything* so this is great-- my siblings don't want/haven't taken anything, so too late! Too bad, so sad, they had *years* to get what they claimed to want.
Time's up. It's going to someone truly in need.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)
I had problems with Hawaiian airport slugs handling my boxed bike on return from the South Pacific.
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 02:07 AM (FzARU)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 20, 2026 02:08 AM (cO6oP)
That SOB is going out of his way to create a busted instrument. He KNOWS they're guitars and he's trying to make sure each one gets a bashing without actually taking the guitar out and stepping on the neck.
He either knows the band travelling on the plane and is on a personal vendetta against it, is a failed musician and is taking it out on others because psychological damage, or is simply a rat bastard.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 20, 2026 01:58 AM (gLikB)
Exactly. Thats why he needs to be thrown into a jet engine intake. You always need to loosen the strings on a guitar when you fly, because there is a shit ton of tension on the headstock with the guitar strings at full tension. Something like 180 pounds. All you need is one good shot and the neck is going to break. You also need a flight case, not the bullshit case the guitar comes in if your shit is going to be handled by a scumbag like that dude. Also a TSA lock, or else those jerkoffs will just break the case open or cut the lock off if its not TSA.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 02:09 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Will Robinson
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Ain't nobody a Nobody on the ONT!
*buys Will Robinson a beverage of choice*
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 02:16 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2026 02:17 AM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 02:16 AM (8zz6B)
Yup, some do if the guitar is expensive enough.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 02:17 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 02:17 AM
And it gets the window seat.
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 02:21 AM (FzARU)
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Maybe we should just ship them all the guns that were provisioned for Biden's IRS.
Posted by: Methos at March 20, 2026 02:22 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
A Pepsi Zero Sugar Wild Cherry. No alcohol for me but feel free to partake!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 20, 2026 02:24 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 20, 2026 02:24 AM (gcUgZ)
This has me laughing hysterically.
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 02:25 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Nazdar
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I read pretty fast, which means that I read groups of words together, and, a lot like the predictive text feature on your phone, I will internally have the next word group picked out before my eyes actually get to it.
I read that as "stick it to the mayor's daughter" before my eyes caught up.
To quote Tom Lehrer, "Every thing is lewd, when correctly viewed".
Posted by: buddhaha at March 20, 2026 02:27 AM (8snZr)
Cheers!
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)
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Maybe we should just ship them all the guns that were provisioned for Biden's IRS.
Posted by: Methos at March 20, 2026 02:22 AM (vSvIl)
Just do a stop-and-frisk of gang-bangers in some major Dem cities. "So you have a Glock, homie? Tell you what. If you sign this here bill of sale, I'll buy it for a dollar, and donate it to the Resistance in iran. If you don't sign, we will beat the shit out of you, and take the Glock, anyway. How do you want to play it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 02:28 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)
Hey JQ.
Looks like I'll be getting back pay for probably around 1300 hours. Going to be a nice check when (if, I don't have my hopes up) it happens.
Posted by: Reforger at March 20, 2026 02:32 AM (rpbjO)
Is it possible to overthrow the king of a constitutional monarchy?
Posted by: 13times
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A meatless Ramadan? But... Muslims eat meat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2026 02:32 AM (n7rxJ)
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Nobody had high hopes for Charles and from.what I could read between the lines, the Brits were hoping that the next generation would be better.
With judgement like this, there's a good chance that he'll be the last to sit on the throne.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 20, 2026 02:35 AM (8snZr)
*slides a beer down the bar to you* (Foster's, right?)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Well, they can't eat it if they screwed it, so.... probably can't eat ANY... I guess?
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)
112 Ooh Im in LA and just saw a Swallowswell tv ad
Creepy! His schtick is anti Trump, anti ice, and 'affordability'. He looks smelly.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 10:33 PM
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He's an alky.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 20, 2026 02:37 AM (azNOR)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
That is a terrible name for a medical center. "Phoenix Health: To feel like death warmed over!"
>> Is it possible to overthrow the king of a constitutional monarchy?
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2026 01:59 AM (FzARU)
Anything is possible with enough love and firepower, but mostly firepower.
Posted by: SciVo at March 20, 2026 02:39 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah. My after work beer before bed. Thank you.
The bar around the corner knows me as a Sierra Nevada guy but only because nobody sells Fosters in a bar.
Posted by: Reforger at March 20, 2026 02:40 AM (rpbjO)
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Yeah, that's gonna play really well. Yup. For sure. Maybe in Calizuela.
Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Reforger
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Wha???? Hell, we had Foster's at the CPO Mess in HI... didn't serve too many, but we HAD the stuff...
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)
Time's up. It's going to someone truly in need.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)
And if you tell them that, they just might clean the whole thing out tomorrow!
Posted by: SciVo at March 20, 2026 02:43 AM (Sy6m/)
Looks like I'll be getting back pay for probably around 1300 hours. Going to be a nice check when (if, I don't have my hopes up) it happens.
Posted by: Reforger at March 20, 2026 02:32 AM (rpbjO)
Good news!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2026 02:46 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 02:50 AM (Ia/+0)
Shit. I got shit to do tomorrow. Gotta go to bed.
Goodnight.
Posted by: Reforger at March 20, 2026 02:50 AM (rpbjO)
Posted by: SciVo
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Not gonna happen.. unfortunately.
One *claims* to want a few items. Lives in same town! Hasn't lifted a finger. PFFFFT!!!
One doesn't want anything, she says. Lives hundreds of miles away. Hasn't contacted me since last summer.
One *claims* to want several items. Lives hundreds of miles away. Has "visited" a few times and taken NOTHING when leaving.
Nope. Nope. Nope... Tired of the BS... Time's up!
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 02:53 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 02:53 AM (rdVOm)
There are a bunch of loud assed 15 year old girls around the corner shouting.
"N this" and 'bitch that'
I bought in a better neighborhood.
Posted by: Reforger at March 20, 2026 02:57 AM (rpbjO)
Well, they can't eat it if they screwed it, so.... probably can't eat ANY... I guess?
Posted by: JQ
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"Hear me out, Jeeves -- a meatless Ramadan! The Muslims will be appeased because we're calling it Ramadan, and the Buddhists will be flattered because we won't serve meat. Hang it, I'm intelligent! Who else do we have in this country -- I mean outside of Christians and Jews? Say, what do Shintos eat? Are the Pastafarians a real religion?" (dashes off to royal library)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2026 02:58 AM (n7rxJ)
112 Ooh Im in LA and just saw a Swallowswell tv ad
Creepy! His schtick is anti Trump, anti ice, and 'affordability'. He looks smelly.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 10:33 PM
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He's an alky.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 20, 2026 02:37 AM (azNOR)
Do the gov't regulators and administrators know that he's campaigning against them? Because they're the cause of high living costs. Are they assuming he's just a lazy drunk letting words spill out, and would never follow through? Because if they can tell, then the LIVs can tell; people-savvy is the one thing they have, if nothing else.
Posted by: SciVo at March 20, 2026 02:58 AM (Sy6m/)
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Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)
I'm hoping someone calls the cops on this shit. It's moving around. They're like chasing each other around the block..
Heh flashing red and blue lights next block over.
Posted by: Reforger at March 20, 2026 03:07 AM (rpbjO)
G-night all.
Posted by: Reforger at March 20, 2026 03:10 AM (rpbjO)
JQ and Puddleglum, I followed your musical links and a Donald Trump on Letterman video showed up in the sidebar. I watched the whole thing , it is amazing how much the New York audience laughed at his jokes and applauded him. He was one of them. Now New York is turning into an Islamist shithole, so sad.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2026 03:10 AM (0nHVk)
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Nobody had high hopes for Charles and from.what I could read between the lines, the Brits were hoping that the next generation would be better.
With judgement like this, there's a good chance that he'll be the last to sit on the throne.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 20, 2026 02:35 AM (8snZr)
I wonder how long it will be before the buckingham palace has a frigging gold dome. Fucking brit leadership should be decorating lamp posts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2026 03:11 AM (snZF9)
To clarify:
--If they were told *only* of "a" (no mention of Trump) policy, they would enthusiastically agree.
--If they were told it was "Trump policy", they would enthusiastically DISagree.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 03:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2026 03:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 03:23 AM (Ia/+0)
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/buys gulfstream jet and russian mobster yacht
/puts up on ebay entire jerry garcia tie collection
/rubs hands in glee
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 20, 2026 03:24 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2026 03:27 AM (0nHVk)
Where the sky meets the sea
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 03:29 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2026 03:45 AM (Ia/+0)
LOL. Didn't know her personally, but apparently not a 1.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 20, 2026 03:48 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: ChE99 at March 20, 2026 03:48 AM (WfDTl)
Posted by: Nazdar
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I read pretty fast, which means that I read groups of words together, and, a lot like the predictive text feature on your phone, I will internally have the next word group picked out before my eyes actually get to it.
I read that as "stick it to the mayor's daughter" before my eyes caught up.
To quote Tom Lehrer, "Every thing is lewd, when correctly viewed".
Posted by: buddhaha at March 20, 2026 02:27 AM (8snZr)
; )
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 03:56 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2026 04:01 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: clarence at March 20, 2026 04:01 AM (7lOC+)
Four Legged Felons Cafe
The Adventurous Soul
@TAdventurousoul Pearl Harbor Attack, 7 December 1941 Photograph of Battleship Row taken from a Japanese plane at the beginning of the attack. The explosion in the center is a torpedo strike on USS West Virginia.
Dog thief returns stolen property. Dogs are confronted with their crimes. Dog tried to steal a stuffed unicorn five times until the store decided it was cheaper to just give him the toy. Dog figures out he's being bamboozled. These Belgian Malinoises are little gang-stars. Especially the ones snapping their teeth like lunatics. Dogs reuniting with service members. These dogs are only guilty of stealing my heart. Dog tries to frame his owner for... murder.
Dog was chased after stealing a stuffed animal in a shopping center 😂
— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) March 19, 2026
The cutest thief ❤️ pic.twitter.com/SpsfeWn4pS
This dog is moved the surveillance camera in order to steal a treat! Lol. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/YFSETOUwhl
— Puppies 🐶 (@Puppieslover) August 18, 2025
A stray dog bringing items to trade for food after watching humans do it pic.twitter.com/zToO8POasi
— Özer Dölekoğlu (@wrzl) March 16, 2026
A dog’s reaction to seeing a horse for the first time.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/wyJEP40kky
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 19, 2026
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Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)
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Naw, that's a cowdog sayin' "You see that asshole horse? Let me outta here, I'll get 'im over there where he belongs...stick yer nose in MY truck, will ya?'
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:36 PM (eHBLK)
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You talked me into it.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 07:40 PM (cxFcK)
The "bottom" of the island under Battleship row?
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 07:41 PM (cS1cw)
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Perennially promiscuous polymorphically-perverse penguins parading proudly.
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There's room here for a joke about homomorphisms, but my topology's a little rusty.
Posted by: MSNarf at March 19, 2026 07:47 PM (eHBLK)
Those big juicy tanks in the background. Oh my. Target #1.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 07:48 PM (cS1cw)
The only good part of the Pearl Harbor movie was the actual bombing. Brought that horrific moment to life in a very intense way. The rest of the movie with the torpid love story was ridiculous.
Would be good to finally do a new Pearl Harbor movie, if anyone has the guts to do one nowadays, to let the current youngins understand the importance of that day.
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gWBY1)
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Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:49 PM (eHBLK)
youtube.com/watch?v=2vd_H_Yn_Dc
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 07:49 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:50 PM (+nEug)
I think the one in the mall just wants to play. Did she not think to give him treats?
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:50 PM (gWBY1)
Fun fact, some Arizona wreckage is actually on Ford Island from when they salvaged the ship.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)
Watch the vid of returning service members and tell me you didn't tear up...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (XuXeR)
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Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (XuXeR)
Those get me every time.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)
That is a beautiful and chilling photo.
Posted by: LizLem
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I wonder how it was obtained.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (syz1S)
@TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING 🚨 US and Japan announce $40 billion nuclear power project
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)
At Dawn We Slept
Dec. 7, 1941: The Day the Japanese Attacked Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor: The Verdict of History
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)
Jack Russell's on crack ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 07:58 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gWBY1)
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Others have alluded to it, but "Tora, Tora, Tora" is really good, a joint American-Japanese look at the attack. It was a box office disaster (who wants to watch a movie about Pearl Harbor during Vietnam), but it is a superb film.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 19, 2026 07:59 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 19, 2026 08:00 PM (vFG9F)
Oglala was moored almost directly across from California.
Seaplane tender Curtiss was with the cruisers and Utah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
It’s a movie, not a documentary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)
Yeah. Thats what all the fans of shit historical movies say.
To be fair, it is not shit, just the inconsistencies dig at me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 08:04 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Society for Truth in Fiction at March 19, 2026 08:05 PM (eHBLK)
If you ever get a chance to see the
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 08:05 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 19, 2026 08:05 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (cWLG3)
After the 100th B-25G the turret was officially deleted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
*ponders*
Naked Time?
City on the Edge of Forever?
Mirror, Mirror?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (zZu0s)
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Posted by: LizLem
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I wonder how it was obtained.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (n7rxJ)
I believe that one was from Japanese archives after the war, taken from the wing camera of one of the planes observing the attack. There are some pictures from the US from the ground, but are more accidental, including the home movie of the Arizona being hit and blowing up.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:07 PM (8avO+)
Did that happen in the movie or am I misremembering?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 19, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)
It happened for real. They decided the message was too sensitive for the normal clerical staff, so the diplomatic staff took a crack at typing it. Hence, they were late for their meeting to break off negotiations.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD)
Perennially promiscuous polymorphically-perverse penguins parading proudly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Just remember to pay your premium!
Posted by: Jonathan Lawson. @ Colonial Penn at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (oftw2)
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Haven't lost the goofy governor yet, been pretty dry, and Walsenburg has had their water shut off for a week (can't seem to find the leak!), but the weather has been unusually warm and pleasant! Out here in the boonies, it's been great!
Posted by: Don in SoO at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM
Phrasing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (kgE5c)
Did that happen in the movie or am I misremembering?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 19, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)
could be, they have the incident where the Japanese Ambassador was late turning up with a "declaration of war" but the attack had already started. According to one book the drama of this incident is overdone.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at March 19, 2026 08:13 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:13 PM (gKWVE)
But you have to be wary also since the Japanese did a propaganda movie that covered the Pearl Harbor attack. They used detailed miniatures that even fooled some American military. The guy who did the miniature effects would later go on to do the same thing for Godzilla movies.
John Ford also did a Pearl Harbor movie, which is why you see popping up footage of three SBD Dauntless dive bombers and next a US battleship blowing up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Fuji Film at March 19, 2026 08:16 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:12 PM (8avO+)
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A recurring issue with a very well-known and documented event is that people try to come up with revisionist takes in order to find a market segment that has not gotten bored with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)
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Isn't that the one where they show bombs falling on decomissioned missile frigates or something? Like they follow bombs from the racks into the ship and then use that slop.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)
The guy who had been at the Battle of Britain and came back via Pearl Harbor irritated me. You already are padding the movie with the love stories, just show more PH !!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:12 PM (8avO+)
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A recurring issue with a very well-known and documented event is that people try to come up with revisionist takes in order to find a market segment that has not gotten bored with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Then you get your revisionist debunker books, then the rebunkering books...
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
if there had been Marine Dauntless planes, It would have been believable. The Japanese did use "dive bombers" flying level to take out the Arizona with a special bomb made from a battleship shell.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+)
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If you want some (somewhat ahistorical) Spitfire porn, check out "Piece of Cake" a six-episode series based on a somewhat over the top book about how the RAF adapted to war over the first year.
It uses a fake squadron ("Hornet Squadron") and because flying Hurricanes were extinct, they had to use late-model Spitfires. So right away two problems - wrong Spitfires, and Spitfires were never sent to defend France in 1939-40. Churchill held all of them back.
BUT, it's great drama and a very compelling portrait of a *unit* rather than individuals. Indeed, squadrons during that period took high casualties, so watching the unit change over time is very cool. Great cast (of course).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)
No matter how much you hate them it will never be enough.
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 08:24 PM (wK9ty)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD)
Erika Kirk is really Santa Anna! She killed them boys in the Alamo!
-C.O., probably
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)
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As already noted elsewhere, for a Japanese head of government to physically embrace a foreign head of state is I think unprecedented. After that, Trump could have said whatever he wanted. She has a crushing majority, so it really doesn't matter, and I bet that with China running 24/7 anti-Japanese propaganda slop, showing that Daddy Trump loves Japan probably is being well received.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)
>Fun Fact: The Japs were the inventors of the first killer drones.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 08:26 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 19, 2026 08:27 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD)
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She really needs to go to confession. In a very bad way.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)
Trajan might have laughed. He was fairly laid back. Hadrian was the prissy one with the ego.
Trajan did have an ego, of course, but he could back it up.
Trajan Optimus
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)
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As mentioned in the previous thread, China is...you know...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (eHBLK)
Nope. America did in the Great War. Kettering's Doodlebugs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 08:29 PM (Fn39U)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)
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She should confess to being a retard and go from there.
Posted by: ballistic at March 19, 2026 08:29 PM (dYNiX)
BUT, it's great drama and a very compelling portrait of a *unit* rather than individuals. Indeed, squadrons during that period took high casualties, so watching the unit change over time is very cool. Great cast (of course).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)
There is a very good old archaeology show Time Team where they have a weekend to dig at a site and find out all they can, throwing a lot of resources at it. One show they have is the crash of a Spitfire in France in 1940. It did take off in England. It went in nose first and the whole fuselage is packed into a few foot column of stuff.
They find a bit of the pilot's jacket - the chain to hang it up and present it to the man's brother shortly before his own death. The pilot's body had been recovered and buried in 1940.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (ceJ0R)
She does seem like the type to make a show of piety though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
>>@RapidResponse47
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>>Japanese PM @takaichi_sanae: "Tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump, and I know he has grown up so much, into a very tall, good looking gentleman. As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it... please convey my sincere happy birthday wishes to him."❤️
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)
So hate away sh*tfaces, you ain't getting anywhere.
Maybe someday you can get decent job.
Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 08:32 PM (pvf3X)
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Ever watched a coyote run? They always seem to look back at you like they're saying, "I didn't do it!"
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:32 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)
The glory hole jobs are taken by undocumented Thai lady-bois.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (2GVsD)
Naval revenge is best served at the bottom of the ocean.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2026 08:36 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:37 PM (eHBLK)
My brain is weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)
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Still not too late for WW III...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:39 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
She seems more the type to tell me twisted versions of what Christ meant when he said things, with those wide thousand yard eyes.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)
Powerful, confident and kind men are pretty much irresistible.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)
Powerful, confident and kind men are pretty much irresistible.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:41 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM (mFhj
I do what I can.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:41 PM (vE0+H)
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The Japs chose poorly.
If it was a modern-day Commie in The White House, they'd immediately surrender. We are so screwed if they rig and win another election ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 08:42 PM (zBNb3)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:42 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)
was 624 feet long. Which means that those torpedo geysers are about 800 feet high, which for some reason just seems like it's nuts.Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2026 08:43 PM (/RHNq)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:32 PM (eHBLK)
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The ACME (TM) brand Rocket Skates don't help.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 08:44 PM (ESVrU)
My brain is weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)
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I had a comment ready to post, but though better of it. Very graphic, involving Iwo Jima...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:44 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 08:45 PM (gbOdA)
The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)
The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)
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I suppose branding (with a hot iron, of course) "Sexual Predator" on the foreheads of the attackers is out of the question...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 08:48 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)
*blink*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (vFG9F)
Bollocks
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 08:51 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (vFG9F)
Happens every few episodes, really.
The hippy dippy spore episode for example.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:51 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:52 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
Like with an airtag? Or an armband?
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:53 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 08:53 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:53 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)
The men who actually stormed Normandy, who froze in the Ardennes, who bled out on Pacific islands - they didn’t do it so some blood-worshipping neocon chicken-hawk could wrap himself in their flag while cheering for the next forever war from a climate-controlled basement.
Posted by: Neocons are chicken-hawk leftists at March 19, 2026 08:56 PM (9uv7c)
Bollocks
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)
In a perfect world the attacker gets a shotgun to the balls, and the victim gets a framed photo of it and the spent shell.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 08:57 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:58 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 08:58 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 09:00 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:01 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 08:48 PM (ESVrU)
If it’s a question of resources, I am happy to brand foreheads on a volunteer basis.
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 09:02 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:58 PM (2GVsD)
I'm home today and tomorrow because of frigging yang poon. Bastards...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 09:02 PM (snZF9)
That may be true but it will be Spring tomorrow. And a few days ago we had a snowstorm. So...
Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 09:04 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 08:26 PM (QiH4I)
Not unmanned drones.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 19, 2026 09:04 PM (l6G0X)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:04 PM (vE0+H)
Breaking: The new head of Basij who replaced the previous head of Basij who was eliminated yesterday, was eliminated today
https://is.gd/82WWmM
Also, a moose once bit my sister...
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 09:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 09:05 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Michelle Fields Farewell To Arms at March 19, 2026 09:07 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma
"Eh, it's a living."
-- Thai Lady-bois
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:07 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 19, 2026 09:07 PM (l6G0X)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 09:08 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Anna Puma
"Everybody Yang Poon tonight!"
*Hmmm..... needs work*
-- Wang Chung
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:09 PM (cYBz/)
A few years ago a buddy of mine from Manchester, UK came for a visit. I took him around the Boston area and pointed out all the places we kicked England's ass.
Then we went to a bar and got drunk.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
'Hurricane Hans', a work buddy of mine during the way-back days was a terrific storyteller:
Yoo knoooo, ven I vas in the Hitler Yooooooth. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:11 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:17 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 09:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Tonypete
Don't ve all love to talk about the good old days?
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at March 19, 2026 09:18 PM (oftw2)
>>@RapidResponse47
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48m
>>Japanese PM @takaichi_sanae: "Tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump, and I know he has grown up so much, into a very tall, good looking gentleman. As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it... please convey my sincere happy birthday wishes to him."❤️
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yeah, that reporter's gonna' get a spanking when he gets home.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:20 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yeah, that reporter's gonna' get a spanking when he gets home.
Posted by: Braenyard
Looks like Barron might also if he plays his cards right. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:22 PM (cYBz/)
No matter how much you hate them it will never be enough.
Posted by: Heroq at March
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If there were any Pearl Harbor "Joke" it should be the US that is offended, not the Japanese. So, a headline saying the Japanese PM made a Pearl Harbor joke in front of the American President would reasonably convey some crass act.
As stated, it makes a person cock their and say "so... what?"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 09:23 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM
* scribbles notes *
Posted by: James "Betito" Talarico at March 19, 2026 09:26 PM (0sNs1)
Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Needs a few changes.
1. The tags are explosive
B. The warning beeper has a detonator button
3. The tag is installed in the scrotum
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 09:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 09:28 PM (gKWVE)
And do what? Lecture the victims on the benefits of diversity?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 09:29 PM (Riz8t)
Ha, if you had sent him down here I could have taken him to New Orleans. Were the British turned tail and ran down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico. Ol' Hickory didn't play either.
Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 09:31 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 09:29 PM (Riz8t)
Nothing to add
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (vE0+H)
Bollocks
Posted by: Anna Puma
Whoever came up with that plan needs to be made famous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (GD0B3)
Yoo knoooo, ven I vas in the Hitler Yooooooth. . . .
I worked with a guy from Germany. He would troll people who mentioned WWII by saying, in a very serious tone, "My father died in the war." Then he'd wait a couple of seconds for the embarrassed reaction and then add "He got drunk and fell from a prison camp guard tower."
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 09:33 PM (zZu0s)
My dad's sub, the Cachelot is just off camera in the upper right.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 09:38 PM (nWPIJ)
Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Who is getting tagged?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 09:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
* incredulous look *
* gestures grandiosely at huge wooden horse *
Posted by: Odysseus at March 19, 2026 09:42 PM (VHUov)
The Doolittle Raid: You're touchable.
Midway: You're fooked
Philippine Sea: *snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 09:43 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 19, 2026 09:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 09:38 PM (nWPIJ)
NOT FUNNY
Posted by: The Left Who Lectured Us on Humor For 40 Years Until Finally Deciding Nothing Is Funny at March 19, 2026 09:43 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 09:46 PM (TKHDz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Not unmanned drones.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Rev might have been thinking of those..... but they sent incendiaries by balloon against the USA's west coast, too. Called "fu-go."
Anyway, @106 Anna Puma pointed out that there were "cruise missile" unmanned planes being made in 1918, so neither the kamikaze nor the fu-go were first.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 09:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:55 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2026 10:01 PM (kmiHN)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)
Wow!
I wonder what he would have thought of our subs sinking Iranian ships?
Other than cheering, of course.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:06 PM (n9ltV)
Quick Hits
Trump and Takaichi mock "Thumb-Dick" Jake Tapper
Eric DaughertyRemember this op? Pushed by the same people telling you that Iran was "no threat"?
@EricLDaugh 6h 🚨 JUST IN: FBI Director Kash Patel announces a stunning +490% SURGE in arrests of online child predators, the location of 6,200 missing children, and the arrest of 300 human traffickers I VOTED FOR THIS! Protect the children and destroy crime nationwide 🇺🇸 Patel also confirmed a 112% surge in violent offender arrests, a -20% plummet it homicides and robberies, and seizing enough fentanyl to kill 178M Americans @RapidResponse47 @FBIDirectorKash
This is huge! Keep pushing!
Shawn Farash
@Shawn_Farash 1h 490% surge in arrests of child predators. But he's "covering for pedophiles" and "nothing is happening" Another narrative destroyed
What was the FBI doing for four years under Biden? Oh right -- they were diverting anti-terrorism assets to try to frame the president of the United States. James Comey subpoenaed in alleged "grand conspiracy" against Trump
Former FBI Director James Comey has been subpoenaed in the wide-ranging "grand conspiracy" case against the ex-officials who investigated and prosecuted President Trump, two sources with knowledge of the situation tell Axios. Why it matters: The investigation has produced more than 130 subpoenas since cranking up last year, the sources say, and targets top officials who worked under former presidents Obama and Biden. The officials, including Comey, have all decried the investigation as political persecution and lawfare. Zoom in: The Trump administration's grand conspiracy theory posits that Democratic officials bent the rules, broke the law and lied under oath to investigate, prosecute and otherwise undermine Trump from his election in 2016 through his federal indictments in 2023. The Comey subpoena, issued last week, relates to his alleged role in the drafting of a January 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment (ICA) concerning Russia's election interference that favored Trump. The assessment referenced the now-widely discredited Steele Dossier, whose inclusion "ran counter to fundamental tradecraft principles and ultimately undermined the credibility of a key judgment," according to a "Tradecraft Review" completed in June under Trump's current CIA director, John Ratcliffe. Ratcliffe then referred Comey and former CIA director John Brennan for prosecution.
C3The Oscars' ratings fell yet again.
@C_3C_3 29m This is when the Deep State messed up... The Mar-a-lago raid by the Biden (Obama) Administration was part of the ongoing Russiagate conspiracy. This opened the door for a grand jury in Florida and not in the safety of DC. Oops!
Variety
@Variety Mar 17 The 98th annual #Oscars ratings hit 17.9M viewers, down 9% from last year and lowest since 2022:
Danielle GillI wonder why. Maybe it has something to do with Hollywood showering awards on the progressive vanity project, the explicitly pro-antifa terrorism One Battle After Another. Which by the way, bombed, ironically enough.
@danielledsouzag 6h The Oscars, which mocked Turning Point USA's Super Bowl halftime show, got lower ratings than the TPUSA halftime show. TPUSA's Halftime Show got 25 million household views. The Oscars got 17.9 million views. The American people are done being lectured by out-of-touch elites.
Ann CoulterCNN whines that they've heard reports that Trump may require banks to verify the citizenship status of customers, to insist in immigration control.
@AnnCoulter Liel Leibovitz in the Free Press: "As a work of art, One Battle After Another is irredeemable. It feels like the sort of thing written by a committee of socialist college sophomores cracking each other up ... "Paul Thomas Anderson seems interested more in purring for his fellow progressives than in making interesting movies ..."
New left-wing/reich-wing darling Joe Kent: Trump bombed Iran because Israel was secretly behind the 2024 assassination attempt and he knows that Bibi will wack him unless he does what Bibi says.
Are the seminar calls going to tell me I'm "selling out" for saying he's a left-wing flake with strong Nazi sympathies?On @wethefifth yesterday, I said I suspect these people have slices of mental illness.
— Noam Dworman (@noam_dworman) March 19, 2026
Kent speculates that Israel tried to assassinate Trump – the most pro-Israel president in history, with a town named after him – in order to… what? Install President Kamala Harris?
If it’s… https://t.co/e31ylM7mR3
Jacktron
@jacktronprime 3h Dan Bongino demolishes Joe Kent AKA Vindman 2.0 on Butler, reveals he offered Kent a briefing but Kent never took it. "I want you to know something. I offered Joe face-to-face and you know it, Joe, don't bullsh*t people. I offered him a briefing on Butler. Did he show up the FBI headquarters to take it? No way. He did not. That's a fact, bro. You are a liar and a bullsh*tter. And you know it. I offered you that briefing and you didn't take it. You have hidden knowledge about something that happened at Butler? He's got hidden knowledge, folks. Amazing. The president, he was shot in the head. in Butler. He was shot in the head. No one spoke out more about the secret service failures in me. My first week on the job, I had the case agent in my office with an entire team, including a former secret service agent, briefing me about Butler. You know something? Spit it out! Grow a pair! Spit it out! You got some hidden knowledge? You see the grift though? Well, we don't know nothing. I know something. Black box, I got it. Watch my podcast. The FBI examined 35 accounts linked to Crooks. I thought we didn't analyze anything. I thought they told me that I thought they said that. Including social media, bank and other online accounts. But we don't know nothing. We don't know nothing about nothing. Amazing by the way, how keep this up. The same people out there, clan of people who were telling you out there that Iran's no threat can constantly tell you or imply at least that Iran was behind this kid produced no evidence. They tell you they know something and then they go but Iran's no threat. You just implied Iran tried to shoot Trump at with through this kid. Which story is it mother? Which story is it? Get your story straight. We don't have any evidence of that. Yes, Iran wants to kill Trump. Yes, this kid is a lunatic. It happens all the time a sadly. John Hinkley, Arthur Bremer, people lose their minds and do stupid stuff. Here's another more from this article. You guys can read it yourself. The home was completely swept, every device was collected and accessed. There were reports out there say we didn't get into certain devices. That's false. That is just made up. Joe would have known that if he would have read the article or just showed up at our office. " He is just Alexander Vindman 2.0. He is a liar and has zero credibility. Take everything he said last night and dump it in the garbage.
"I know Iran doesn't want a nuke because it said it doesn't want a nuke"
— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) March 19, 2026
—— Joe Kent, March 2026
pic.twitter.com/jWrXPWpHyR
Bruh, you ripped this from a dead cleric. It was fake on 2/17 as it is fake today. Delete your account. pic.twitter.com/kzWgTF1SxV
— Bonanza36 (@ClearedAsFiled) March 19, 2026
“I regret voting for Trump” https://t.co/EZRB6KvT9R pic.twitter.com/rzGjr0vR5z
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 19, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:33 PM (6U1c2)
How's that for a sneak attack!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:34 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 06:35 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 19, 2026 06:36 PM (LdBR/)
And I have a high tolerance for stupidity movies.
However, watching bleach -blonde racist Sean Penn lust after Perfidia Beverly Hills* was too awful.
*Yes, that’s the name of the sassy antifa gal (eye roll)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 06:37 PM (4KUe5)
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 19, 2026
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hahahahah!!
Posted by: Seminar Caller at March 19, 2026 06:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 06:38 PM (GD0B3)
I voted for this.
Posted by: The Real Peter Bootyjuice at March 19, 2026 06:38 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 06:39 PM (4KUe5)
It's pure "Wag the dog!" No planning, no minesweepers, hopeless quagmire, and all my completely not made up friends who are completely MAGA about everything agree that we are DONE!
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:39 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2026 06:39 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM (6U1c2)
China was paying about 45.
Now all that oil is in the Free Market.
So it could sell for 105.
China is fucked.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM (gbOdA)
Oops!
Guess they were sure Trump wouldn't be re-elected.
Posted by: DaveD at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM (cuobQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:41 PM (+nEug)
Yeah
Hubby the Dem was watching it and even he complained that the ending just fizzled out
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:41 PM (dE3DB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
Too hot for me right now... Fix it
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:41 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Accomack at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (+nEug)
That whole Steve Gutenberg thing?
Yeah, The Stonecutters were working for us.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Lord Comey at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: banana Dream - If it were the 80s still at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (3uBP9)
There is NOTHING suspicious about a guy bailing out and going on lots of media. I did it when I got out after 36 tours as a Navy Ranger where I got six clasps on my Expert Infantry Combat badge.
Trump has lost the military! Republicans will be SWEPT in the midterms.
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lizzy
I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes of Sinners. And it's supposedly good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (cxFcK)
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Yea, about that. How'd his previous subpoena work out?
Dismissed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 06:43 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:33 PM (6U1c2)
2 Hah
How's that for a sneak attack!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:34 PM (6U1c2)
The Shocker!
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:43 PM (4NO2D)
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Wait. I thought the problem was he spoke in a sensitive manner and now they're sentencing him to sensitivity training? Shouldn't it be speech therapy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 06:43 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 06:43 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2026 06:44 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 06:44 PM (aTgV0)
This is not your Fathers NASCAR
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:44 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM
We'll make it up in volume.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (ndZc7)
Wow, Michelle Pfeiffer still has it
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Accomack at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:41 PM (VE6XX)
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You don't like 80? It's gorgeous in the city today.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)
They make the head antifa chick an actual chick who could star in a Tyler Perry movie (older and very attractive). Lol, ok, let’s check in on Andy NGO’s X feed for a reality check.
Then Sean Penn doing his intense racist cop/ Cbp bit. Ugh, cringe. Leo DiCaprio was … there? Guess he becomes more critical later?
Whatever.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (4KUe5)
You don't like 80? It's gorgeous in the city today.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)
90 here
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM
Ok, so Jews now have magic spells, space lasers, a weather machine, sharks, whales, several kinds of birds, hot IDF bikini babes carrying AKs, and control of Donald Trump.
And this is supposed to make people think they're terrible, rather than super awesome?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:44 PM (VE6XX)
His apology was pretty gay tho. But not enough.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
.......
Can they cool my office down a bit?
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS)
That is some powerful good stuff about the F35.
Posted by: The Real Peter Bootyjuice at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (xvV+O)
No information as yet as to the hospital is doing as yet.
Posted by: wickedpinto at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (dJrj2)
They save the best for last - Comey on deck!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Oops!
Guess they were sure Trump wouldn't be re-elected.
Posted by: DaveD at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM (cuobQ)
that's why they shot him in the head.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2026 06:44 PM (YwEeS)
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Another talking point hits its expiration date.
BTW, I'm going to take a bit of a victory lap because I always said that Cucker and Huge Nostrils & Co. had zero influence on actual conservatives. Their core audience is liberals, and that's especially true with Gay Little Nick. Lib incels follow him because they dream of being edgelords.
Actual conservative dudes are too busy cleaning guns, hitting on girls and finding religion.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 06:37 PM (4KUe5)
Sounds like the sort of name a troon would pick.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 06:47 PM (lFFaq)
Seems legit. I'm sure the genre is recognized every year.
Posted by: Sarcrates at March 19, 2026 06:48 PM (TezPK)
He was good in The Basketball Diaries and The Revenant.
That's it.
He's just a terrible actor. Sorry Leo fans.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 06:48 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:48 PM (+nEug)
Have I missed something? Did someone get arrested? Spill you guys.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:48 PM (4NO2D)
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Yea, about that. How'd his previous subpoena work out?
Dismissed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 06:43 PM (AkEZC)
Wonder what the fairies in the glen will write on the beach in seashells this time?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (FCPbW)
That post used to be a lot better:
The post that photo was a reply to has been deleted.
The post, by someone calling himself "Doc," said: "I regret voting for Trump."
A community note pointed out that this tweet was posted from western Asia, and that people in western Asia are usually not allowed to vote in US elections.
The picture loses a lot without that context, alas!
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (1wjle)
About the movies and other bull$h!t awards, I haven't a clue.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:45 PM
Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?
Posted by: Brad Majors at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (0sNs1)
More likely it need service from killing too many drones and rockets.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)
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Timing. It's all about the timing. If the charges are announced and indictments hit closer to the election, it will completely upend the local races. Sort of like the Whitmer bogus kidnapping thing. Timing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)
"Israel killed another Iranian leader, but experts say that doesn't mean it's winning the war".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 06:50 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM
Ok, so Jews now have magic spells, space lasers, a weather machine, sharks, whales, several kinds of birds, hot IDF bikini babes carrying AKs, and control of Donald Trump.
And this is supposed to make people think they're terrible, rather than super awesome?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 06:46 PM (sabhw)
Didn't they also invent fossil dinosaurs?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes of Sinners. And it's supposedly good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (cxFcK)
Personally, I really enjoyed the flick, but that's just me.
The three best scenes are the Steinfeld chick talking dirty in the train station, and the two big musical numbers, the best of which is the vampires singing Rocky Road to Dublin, despite being so darkly lit that you can barely see what's going on.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (y9nCu)
"Israel killed another Iranian leader, but experts say that doesn't mean it's winning the war".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 06:50 PM (sabhw)
I'll take it as a positive NBC.. I know it upsets you
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (VE6XX)
WTF kind of millennial tube-fed kind of baby talk is this?
They teach this in propagandist school now?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (JTPC9)
'The Bachelorette' cancelled after crazy bitch shown in video throwing bar stools at her partner.
The video was from 2023! Great research job ABC! People randomly crossing the border were better vetted.
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (Sco7b)
"Israel killed another Iranian leader, but experts say that doesn't mean it's winning the war".
guys, I'm working on a top ten but I'm out of practice. I'm trying to write other Media Expert Analyses of prior wars. I could only come up with a few of them, and had to shelve the post. (Shelving is what i'm best at.)
Anyone have any entries?
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (Puq9y)
Yea right and I have land in Antarctica for sale at $100 an Acre !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (q0FlQ)
"Israel killed another Iranian leader, but experts say that doesn't mean it's winning the war".
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sniffing copium in massive quantities. sad.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM
Join us in defeating the SAVE Act, and we can fix that.
Posted by: The Johns, Thune and Cornyn at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (0sNs1)
Trump has lost the military! Republicans will be SWEPT in the midterms.
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA
It appears that we have a froll.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle)
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Maybe cliche but Tucker predicted WW3 and heavy casualties last June
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)
He was good in The Basketball Diaries and The Revenant.
That's it.
He's just a terrible actor. Sorry Leo fans.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 06:48 PM (aTgV0)
I liked watching him turn to a popsicle in Titanic.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Brad Majors at March 19, 2026 06:49 PM (0sNs1)
Practice
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM (6U1c2)
He can take it from the slush fund that we will have once we shut down all the corruption in Minnesota, California and New York.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Voter theater.
In U-Crane.
Posted by: Sarcrates at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: MkY(willowed) at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM
Cheap at ten times the price!
Posted by: Penguins of the World at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)
Not just stools.
She's pretty cute though.
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (Sco7b)
Doubt it will work but if I make some awful AWFL Karens have an embolism, it will be worth it!
Posted by: The Real Peter Bootyjuice at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (xvV+O)
I'm doing headlines about countries that have clearly lost a war askhually winning
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle)
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Use anything Joe Biden ever said about foreign policy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (ZOv7s)
My friends, I've known many badasses.
Many of these badasses were my friends.
This limp dick is no badass.
Now fuck off before I have some seven year old school girl kick your pansy ass around the block a few times.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:44 PM (VE6XX)
His apology was pretty gay tho. But not enough.
Posted by: banana Dream
Did he say some of his best friends are gay, and they are not all bottoms ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:55 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle)
You can always go back the Baghdad Bob.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 06:55 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: eleven
Hit his peak as Gilbert Grape
Posted by: MkY(willowed) at March 19, 2026 06:53 PM (q6tQZ)
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Good under Baz Luhrmann's direction. I like both "Romeo + Juliet" and "The Great Gatsby."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
You might hit something flying through it, but a precision track and hit by a missile ??
And I have a pet Jackalope too !!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 19, 2026 06:55 PM (q0FlQ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:48 PM (4NO2D)
FBI saying they've arrested 300 human traffickers. Not deep state/swamp arrests, but still the sort of thing that needs done.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: The Bear at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (erF49)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (1wjle)
I wish he would have stayed with the FBI. It better suit his talents.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (CyFyf)
Terrible actor.
Same with The Aviator and Wolf of Wall Street.
Yes I know I'm in the minority on this.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (aTgV0)
In WWII there were crew chiefs mounting mounting twin 50s on B25. 4 or 6 pairs.
They killed about 3000 Japanese just strafing the decks for about an hour.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (gbOdA)
My friends, I've known many badasses.
Many of these badasses were my friends.
This limp dick is no badass.
Now fuck off before I have some seven year old school girl kick your pansy ass around the block a few times.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2026 06:54 PM (wBaIH)
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Physical courage does not always equate to good judgement or moral strength. We have seen many examples of guys who had balls of steel in moments of physical danger and then fall easy prey to bribery and other moral failings.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:55 PM (QiH4I)
I assume that was the inference when some nutbag today mentioned how JFK had just defied Israel before the assassination.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Jackson K.
That sounds pretty good.
Got a web page?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Fucking classic stuff.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (Z/t62)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (/lPRQ)
It's a sock. Click on his nic.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: MkY(willowed)
I liked him in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. He played a typical Hollywood actor. He was equal measures of overwhelming narcissism and crippling insecurity.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (cxFcK)
Oddly, his best performance might have been in The Quick and the Dead. He seemed the most natural there (altho still kinda fake)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (1wjle)
Then have the Japanese PM say it in Japanese.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (VE6XX)
In WWII there were crew chiefs mounting mounting twin 50s on B25. 4 or 6 pairs.
They killed about 3000 Japanese just strafing the decks for about an hour.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (gbOdA)
Those B25s would sink the actual cargo ships and maybe even a destroyer.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SUPERSUCKERS at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (erF49)
"Israel killed another Iranian leader, but experts say that doesn't mean it's winning the war".
guys, I'm working on a top ten but I'm out of practice. I'm trying to write other Media Expert Analyses of prior wars. I could only come up with a few of them, and had to shelve the post. (Shelving is what i'm best at.)
Anyone have any entries?
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle)
VE day, but that doesn't mean that the US is winning the war.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (JTPC9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 07:00 PM (n9ltV)
In WWII there were crew chiefs mounting mounting twin 50s on B25. 4 or 6 pairs.
They killed about 3000 Japanese just strafing the decks for about an hour.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:57 PM (gbOdA)
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Bring back the AC130 Spookys
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 07:00 PM (xvV+O)
that's right, there's a ton of evidence proving PizzaGate is real and so was QAnon and they're hiding it just to make you look foolish. Well-spotted, Detective.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 07:00 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:55 PM (QiH4I)
I assume that was the inference when some nutbag today mentioned how JFK had just defied Israel before the assassination.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (8avO+)
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So now there are people suggesting CIA and Mossad are the same? Conspiracy theory overload!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 07:00 PM (cWLG3)
Maybe Joe Kent is not interested, but I for one am interested in being briefed on all the facts about the assassination attempt on President Trump.
I also have questions about the OKC bombing, TWA 800, the Vince Foster case, among many other things, not to mention the JFK assassination, if Bongino is going to be undertaking briefings.
Posted by: TITP at March 19, 2026 07:00 PM (6Q9y6)
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls who always beat me up in gym class at March 19, 2026 07:00 PM (Csahv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (s522d)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:52 PM (8avO+)
Had a friend who called him "Lenny the Goat Boy" to tick off her sister who loved Titanic.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (+nEug)
Fucking classic stuff.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (erF49)
He was from RT, russian news network IIR
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (XV/Pl)
>>Dismissed.
His last subpoena was in Virginia. This one is in sunny Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:58 PM (8avO+)
it was the last thing JFK told them, "I defied Israel" he said to him, right there in the hall of the WH, before he was assassinated !
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 06:59 PM (1wjle)
I thought he was good in Blood Diamond, but his accent was so incredibly bad and irritating it damaged the movie!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 07:02 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 07:02 PM (Z/t62)
Good enough for me. Case. Closed. Glad Kent was there to decipher this.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 07:02 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)
"These aliens have every right to be here since they just want to build a better life for themselves and their families."
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b)
Takes me right out of everything he's in.
That voice-over in Wolf of Wall Street just made my skin crawl with awkwardness.
Trying to do the Goodfellas thing again just ...no.
With such a lesser actor.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (aTgV0)
Joe: "Tucker, which German Nazi would you want to dine with?"
Tucker: "Boy, that's a toughie ... which Nazi would you like to entertain at dinner?"
Joe: "Wow! No softball questions here, that's for sure!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (P8t9A)
I miss Shinzo, bet Trump does as well.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
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Best acting scene in that movie was when Brandy the Pitt Bull took care of business at the end.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (xvV+O)
Ah..you are right. I just assume any asshole with a British accent is sucking off the BBC.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (erF49)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 07:02 PM (Z/t62)
The first is the best.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (s522d)
Posted by: said no one, ever, who's still alive at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 07:04 PM (Z/t62)
_-_
In the low-minded, it might be a racial thing, but the actual term they keep using is Zionist. The claim is that the Zionists themselves are Christian, Jewish, and atheist and actually have ill intent for the US, Jews, Christians, AND Israel. They are only using the "Greater Israel" idea to gain control of the Middle East. The overall intent being depopulation and control of the remainder. I think I have the characterization of the idea close to what "they" are saying. In summary, the idea is that it is all about control and de-population, and they don't actually care at all about Jewish people other than "How can we use them?"
That is the substance of what I am hearing. Not my ideas, I really don't think I understand the big picture here, really. About once a decade something happens that upends a lot of how I think the world works
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:04 PM (eHBLK)
This is true. He just kinda lays there.
Posted by: The Bear
>Anyone willing to be raped by a bear deserves an Oscar.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 07:04 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
It was funny when Steve Martin did it in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM
Because they need love, too?
Posted by: Scott W., (D-CA) at March 19, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 07:05 PM (Z/t62)
Bring back the AC130 Spookys
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
AC-130J Ghostrider
Ghostrider?
After the movie?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 07:05 PM (/lPRQ)
English destroy a much larger force of French.
French say English cheated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
It ain't over til I say it's over.
Posted by: the she-bear in Revenant at March 19, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE)
Havocs, Mitchells, and Beaufighters turned eight transports and eight destroyers into wrecks. Rabaul got four of the destroyers back.
Pappy Gun and the NAA rep Fox produced the D-1 modification for the B-25s that saw FOUR .50 cal machine guns mounted in the bombardier glass and a further FOUR .50s mounted on the sides in package guns. The A-20 Havocs got a similar modification.
This air attack saw the use of skip bombing to bounce the bombs into the targets. This was the last large-scale attempt by the Japanese to resupply their forces in New Guines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 07:06 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 19, 2026 07:01 PM (NYInA)
Well there was the secessionist politician at Sumter who promised to wipe up all the blood with his pocket handkerchief...but not a reporter.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:07 PM (XV/Pl)
40% increase in price overnight.
All the Asian Tigers economy was built on bootleg oil bought with yaun and sold to China friendlies.
THEY ARE FUCKED.
hahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 07:07 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: zombie Johnny Horton at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (INQN/)
English destroy a much larger force of French.
French say English cheated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:05 PM
The Spartans at Sphacteria complained that Athenians using bows was womanly.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (Z/t62)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:04 PM (eHBLK)
I don't think you have to dip very deep in these sort of people to get down to the core meaning they have about the "Jewish Question"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM
Why so bowtiephobic?
Posted by: Tucker C. at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)
It's "Communist" but nobody believes in it, least of all their leaders.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
I miss that Russell Crowe.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"
Master and Commander was just great.
Loved it.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:10 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)
The curse of the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:10 PM (8avO+)
_-_
I have definitely seen that in some.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:10 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 07:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
I saw that. I find it really hard to believe that Johnson was super pro-Israel though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:40 PM
Ok, so Jews now have magic spells, space lasers, a weather machine, sharks, whales, several kinds of birds, hot IDF bikini babes carrying AKs, and control of Donald Trump.
And this is supposed to make people think they're terrible, rather than super awesome?
Posted by: Ian S.
Yea, the Jews get all the cool conspiracies theories. Gentiles don't get blamed for nuthin' cool (kicks dirt).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (2GVsD)
You gonna get fucked by a bear
Actor
So its a romance scene
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM
What's my motivation?
Posted by: The Bear at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (Z/t62)
Posted by: Fenderbender at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (1FEc1)
Jodie Foster in Elysium. Ruined the movie. Could not get past the accent. And there was no point to doing one.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (gLikB)
It's "Communist" but nobody believes in it, least of all their leaders.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 07:09 PM (gKWVE)
I don't think they are, really, but they'd prefer not having a revisit by the Chinese army either.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 07:12 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: runner
Um, I'm looking in the Monster Guide edition 4 and I don't see any tampon troll listed. I'm afraid you're totally wrong, player.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 07:12 PM (diia5)
_-_
I could claim to have taken out JFK, but I wasn't even three feet tall yet.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:12 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (2GVsD)
Is that supposed to be any good? I assume heavy handed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)
"Attack on federal outpost in Charleston Harbor results in zero casualties and is unlikely to rise to casus belli," experts say.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
Special Bulletin
www.imdb.com/title/tt0086350
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (Cqx++)
In West Asia Pakistan born and raised...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM
Yeah, that West Virginia cornpone accent is disquieting.
Posted by: Hannibal L. at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)
How is it this dumbass was given such a job? I've been retired awhile now and still way smarter than that dipshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (2WIwB)
That Trial was Peak 2026.
Holy shit - You can no longer parody real life. It's a waste of time at this point.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (OTOad)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)
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They, like the Koreans and everyone else near China, hate China. They formed a tactical alliance to get the French and later US out (though there was some division on that) and then even International Socialist Brotherhood was not enough to have them at each other's throats.
But they are happy to make profit selling each other stuff. It's okay for trading partners to also kinda hate each other.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I watched it. I thought it was only okay. But I really don't like the actor that played the shrink.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)
Well Little Mac did get some ribbing when he described his thumping on 6 of the 7 days battles as "Changing His Base" and not a retreat.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (8avO+)
>> TJM says Gladiator has faults
TJM is all wet on Gladiator, it’s one of the greatest films of all time, it’s one even my wife and daughter love.
It’s epic and awesome.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)
>67% of the are 20-44 year olds.
>3x more likely to be in Sciences than avg population.
>31.1% have a masters degree.
>61.4% left to the US.
More smart white people please
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:12 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert Reich at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (s522d)
What are examples of U.S. media bias in war reporting?
U.S. media bias in war reporting often includes framing conflicts in a way that prioritizes certain perspectives, such as depicting Israeli actions as self-defense while downplaying Palestinian suffering. Additionally, coverage may reflect a double standard, with more attention given to wars in Europe compared to those in poorer regions, leading to a perception that violence is more acceptable elsewhere.
Where the hell did that happen?
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (erF49)
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"Fiction has to make sense."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM (ESVrU)
*slaps dick on table*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)
Me neither.
I've always thought it was boring.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM (s522d)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM (INQN/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM
Well, hopefully Me-Again isn't one of the judges.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 07:16 PM (vFG9F)
*slaps dick on table*
Posted by: Aetius451AD "
It had so much going for it but for some reason it just didn't really work.
I think for me it was that he never could win back what he lost no matter what.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:16 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
Special Bulletin
www.imdb.com/title/tt0086350
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (Cqx++)
one casualty - a Union man was killed in the taking down the flag ceremony.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 07:00 PM (xvV+O)
Yassssss ....
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 07:16 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)
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They, like the Koreans and everyone else near China, hate China. They formed a tactical alliance to get the French and later US out (though there was some division on that) and then even International Socialist Brotherhood was not enough to have them at each other's throats.
But they are happy to make profit selling each other stuff. It's okay for trading partners to also kinda hate each other.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)
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Vietnam seems to make all the wood furniture these days that wasn't made in the US.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (cWLG3)
I do not believe anyone thinks the trans boys if fair.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (gbOdA)
Much of this innovation came not from designers in factories, but from crews and engineers improvising in remote bases.
Paul “Pappy” Gunn, a former airline mechanic turned combat engineer, became a driving force behind these modifications, turning the bomber into a true gunship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (s522d)
I assumed that weight was to look like Goering and he will be cut like Maximus Decimus Meridius, General of the Armies of the North in his next role.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM
Friction, as well.
Posted by: Tribologists at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Stateless
In the imaginations of the people running Mini-Tru
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Elagabalus at March 19, 2026 07:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Unkaren
>They've been getting smoked on a regular basis for the last few decades so they have to promote internally from the ranks and start over.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 07:18 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (YlWIZ)
U.S. media bias in war reporting often includes framing conflicts in a way that prioritizes certain perspectives, such as depicting Israeli actions as self-defense while downplaying Palestinian suffering. Additionally, coverage may reflect a double standard, with more attention given to wars in Europe compared to those in poorer regions, leading to a perception that violence is more acceptable elsewhere.
Where the hell did that happen?
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 07:15 PM (Sco7b)
You hit some hard coded crap. How would not mentioning wars in "poorer regions" lead to a perception that violence is more acceptable there? That's just nuts.
That has to be a woke override script.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (s522d)
I assumed that weight was to look like Goering and he will be cut like Maximus Decimus Meridius, General of the Armies of the North in his next role.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (wGerL)
He's been at Big Mac Fan weight for a good while now. I'm in no position to judge, but getting to Goering's weight class probably didn't take a lot of effort for him given where he was already at.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (s522d)
*slaps dick on table*
Posted by: Aetius451AD "
It had so much going for it but for some reason it just didn't really work.
I think for me it was that he never could win back what he lost no matter what.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:16 PM
The visuals were good. Brian Dennehy was Oscar worthy as the Flavian Amphitheatre.
Posted by: The Bear at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (2GVsD)
Is that supposed to be any good? I assume heavy handed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
It's not terrible but, if you know the history, there are no real surprises.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (ndZc7)
English destroy a much larger force of French.
French say English cheated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:05 PM (zZu0s)
If you're not willing to cheat, you don't want to win bad enough ...
Posted by: Augustus McCrea at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (3sXRv)
Was AI not paying attention when Israel was attacked by savages that killed 1800 people?
Israel is doing what should have been completed after 9/11. Islam is a scourge to be contained with an iron fist.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 07:20 PM (vFG9F)
*slaps dick on table*
Posted by: Aetius451AD "
Is duck slapping now a thing?
Do you slap your own or someone else's on the table?
What about the ladies? Can they slap dicks they find on a table?
I swear. I can't keep up with the new fads these days.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 07:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:13 PM (2GVsD)
I fucking love the Warthog. Got a lot of them flying around in my AO.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 07:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Ratcliffe then referred Comey and former CIA director John Brennan for prosecution.
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Wait, WHAT? So it's (for real) on Pam Bondi's desk?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 07:20 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:20 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:21 PM (+nEug)
They also found use of the package guns on the B-25s would cause cracking where the guns were mounted. That is why by the end of the war many Pacific Mitchells had them removed.
Besides a strafer B-25J had eight .50s in the nose, TEN if the top turret gunner locked his turret forward. There is overkill and then there is REAL overkill.
The XB-26K Counter Invader weighs in. It had 8 .50s in the nose and 6 .50s in the wings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Daffy, Donald, Huey, Dewey, and Louie at March 19, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)
- no roman order in the beginning battle
- the coliseum is NO WHERE near that big. I mean, you stand inside it and the movie is just laughable.
- Marcus Aurelius did not want to restore the republic. NO ONE wanted to restore the republic. By the time of the Antonines any family who might have even thought about republican sympathies had been purged by someone or other.
- Marcus also chose Commodus. He was exceptionally gifted, both as an administrator, writer and general- but he passed power to his son- even though everyone knew he was a psychopath.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:22 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 07:08 PM (Z/t62)
Interesting. I noticed last time I was in 1Kings or 1 Chronicles that after some battle David ordered his army to switch over to bows. Seems like the Spartans were really behind the times.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 07:23 PM (lFFaq)
_-_
Agree with that part about islam for sure. Timing of this seems attributable to the fact that it won't ever be easier than right now.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:23 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 07:23 PM (UtJQM)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 07:23 PM (vFG9F)
The XB-26K Counter Invader weighs in. It had 8 .50s in the nose and 6 .50s in the wings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:21 PM
Pffffft.
Posted by: Curtiss SB2C at March 19, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)
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Israel is the only modern country to date that was able to push back islam, take back territory from it and hold it. and if you know anything about islam, that is a humiliation that are unable to accept. who cares , it's a "them" problem.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:23 PM (GD0B3)
This is when the Deep State messed up...
The Mar-a-lago raid by the Biden (Obama) Administration was part of the ongoing Russiagate conspiracy.
This opened the door for a grand jury in Florida and not in the safety of DC.
Oops!
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Unintended consequences ftw.
That's another thing Hochul could have mentioned in her plea for millionaires to return to New York so she could take more money from them for her social programs. "In addition, I need people to prosecute for imaginary crimes -- but NO, they'd rather go to a state with some 'fair' governor."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 07:23 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 07:17 PM (cWLG3)
Also a lot of the cashews I eat and the coffee in K-Pods.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:24 PM (hJH5n)
HUGE manufacturer of Chinese exports. Essential trade partner (and currently, probably, an existential one). I think it's how Chinese exports circumvent trade restrictions. Vietnam is the proxy.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 07:24 PM (gLikB)
The wife character...heard enough of her in real life.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 07:24 PM (cS1cw)
It’s largely down to the material you are working with but he’s been in some bad films where he was the only good thing in it, especially when he was an up and coming actor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Those Spartans sound like losers.
Posted by: the Scythians at March 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Augustus McCrea at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (3sXRv)
If you're not cheating, YOU'RE NOT TRYING!!!
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:25 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Augustus McCrea at March 19, 2026 07:19 PM (3sXRv)
If you're not cheating, YOU'RE NOT TRYING!!!
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:25 PM (hJH5n)
We're probably disappointing Masturbatin' Pete ...
Posted by: Augustus McCrea at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (3sXRv)
South Sudan also did it, but it then collapsed and is now just another region on the map like Congo.
So I see how you don't count it.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (8GdTu)
But they are happy to make profit selling each other stuff. It's okay for trading partners to also kinda hate each other.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)
Vietnam's foreign policy for the past 1000 years: "Keep China out of Vietnam". (h/t, Dunnigan and Bay)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)
- Marcus also chose Commodus. He was exceptionally gifted, both as an administrator, writer and general- but he passed power to his son- even though everyone knew he was a psychopath.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
By the time Marcus died at 180 AD, the Republic had been gone for about 225 or more years at a minimum and had been pretty dysfunctional before that. The modern restore the Republic trope in Rome was just a lot of wishcasting. the "Republic" tended to have mystery mobs massacre people they didn't like with mobs.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 07:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner"
Plus he was a kinder gentler GOP schmuck.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 07:28 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Augustus McCrea at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (3sXRv)
The fact that the United States exists and has a military probably disappoints him even more.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:29 PM (hJH5n)
Do you slap your own or someone else's on the table?
What about the ladies? Can they slap dicks they find on a table?
I swear. I can't keep up with the new fads these days.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 07:20 PM (2WIwB)
It goes back to something I have told people I have trained to be supervisors- quit being timid. Quit being afraid to look like an idiot for asking a question. Dont be afraid to put forth an idea. 'Sometimes you just have to slap your dick on the table and let people whack at it.'
If youre an idiot, you can't hide that. If youre not anyone worth a shit will learn that over time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Those Spartans sound like losers.
Posted by: the Scythians at March 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gKWVE)
I guess it depends if they were using longbows or crossbows...
Posted by: moki at March 19, 2026 07:29 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 07:30 PM (YsPj+)
And I remember when Statists of all stripes absolutely loved them some Operation ChokePoint. That was an Obama thing. Supported by certain Dems and Repubs alike. Because it was aimed at Gamblers and Prostitutes and such.
Posted by: I Remember at March 19, 2026 07:31 PM (a4QmP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 07:31 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (gbOdA)
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IDGAF what color their skin is or how "smart" they are if they drag their shitty Canadian voting behavior down here with them. They can fuck all the way off back to the great white north and get some MAID while they're there.
Sorry, we should build a big beautiful wall on that side, too.
Posted by: ballistic at March 19, 2026 07:32 PM (dYNiX)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 07:32 PM (TKHDz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 07:30 PM (YsPj+)
This is true ...
Probably an all time top 10 line
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 07:32 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 07:33 PM (wVcYX)
I wonder how much it dropped the speed.
My dad flew in one of the last B-25s in service in the AF. It was setup for navigator training.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)
Humiliation of Islam is fine with me.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 07:34 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 07:34 PM (cS1cw)
Chuck Norris has been hospitalized in Hawaii after a reported medical emergency.
The famed movie tough guy, who is 86, was reportedly hospitalized over the last 24 hours in island of Kauai, according to TMZ.
He is reportedly in good spirits, the site added.
Norris only just turned 86 on March 10 and posted a video of his sparring workout to social media to show fans that he’s still got it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:35 PM (ndZc7)
You gonna get fucked by a bear
Actor
So its a romance scene
Posted by: r hennigantx
Think of Ned Beatty's agent trying sell him the role in Deliverance.
Agent: Got a movie for you Ned.
Ned: Really?
Agent: yup. Burt Reynolds and John Voight going to costa. About some some business guys on vacation.
Ned: sounds interesting.
Agrnt: and there's a sex scene in it for you.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 07:36 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:35 PM (ndZc7)
Two days ago I think. I had no idea he was that old.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:40 PM (hJH5n)
Chuck Norris has been hospitalized in Hawaii after a reported medical emergency.
The famed movie tough guy, who is 86, was reportedly hospitalized over the last 24 hours in island of Kauai, according to TMZ.
He is reportedly in good spirits, the site added.
Norris only just turned 86 on March 10 and posted a video of his sparring workout to social media to show fans that he’s still got it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)
He's going nowhere. The Grim Reaper will get his ass kicked if he even shows up in HI.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 07:41 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 07:43 PM (zG4BR)
I really thought that was the turning point. The point where average Americans said "now wait just a fucking minute..."
I think it was also the point trump went "all in".
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 07:44 PM (c232c)
B-25, six in the nose, 4 in the ball turret, 2 on each side of the fuselage.
youtube.com/watch?v=2vd_H_Yn_Dc
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 07:46 PM (Puq9y)
I like Vampire movies; I hate George Clooney but I loved From Dusk Til Dawn. Way better movie.
Sinners was...ok. I sat through it; it was ok. It's getting awards? Really?
Posted by: Nelly at March 19, 2026 07:46 PM (7gpcF)
It...tries to be funny. It isn't funny. At most it's "was that supposed to be funny?" funny.
The characters are insipid and awful. Characters have absurd names -"Ghetto" Pat Calhoun and Perfidia "Jungle Pussy" Beverly Hills, Steven J. Lockjaw, Virgil Throckmorton. Bad acting, bad directing, bad dialogue, bad story. The story falls apart in several spots. At the end all I could think was...huh. That was awful.
Oh, and it is looooong. Could have easily cut 30 minutes out of this dog.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (c232c)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 07:53 PM (c232c)
F1
Frankenstein
Bugonia
Hamnet
Song Sung Blue
Weapons
All worth watching. I'd watch sinner if I had nothing better to do. One battle is a waste of time. Scratch that - One Battle is designed purely for the far leftist living in some sort of unreality fantasy world. To them it might be VERY appealing.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 08:00 PM (c232c)
Posted by: banana Dream - If it were the 80s still at March 19, 2026 06:42 PM (3uBP9)
Afroman makes it look PEDESTRIAN. I watched the Lemon Pound Cake video last night, and he has CHALICES that MATCH his colorful shirts! And he also brought THE DRIFTERS back, with his tasteful theft from Under The Boardwalk! What are the rest of us American men doing??
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 08:15 PM (Sy6m/)
Haven’t got access to the thermostat, or is it that you have no AC?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 19, 2026 08:15 PM (l6G0X)
Jodie Foster in Elysium. Ruined the movie. Could not get past the accent. And there was no point to doing one.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 07:11 PM (gLikB)
My wife says that about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. F*ck that guy. I don't even pay attention to him. Alan F**king Rickman. I watch that movie for the Sherriff of Nottingham.
Posted by: Nelly at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Texican ette at March 19, 2026 08:32 PM (SNf74)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)
- no roman order in the beginning battle
- the coliseum is NO WHERE near that big. I mean, you stand inside it and the movie is just laughable.
- Marcus Aurelius did not want to restore the republic. NO ONE wanted to restore the republic. By the time of the Antonines any family who might have even thought about republican sympathies had been purged by someone or other.
- Marcus also chose Commodus. He was exceptionally gifted, both as an administrator, writer and general- but he passed power to his son- even though everyone knew he was a psychopath.
This is the same sh*t i get when I say I liked Fury. F*cking tank buffs come out of the woodwork and start talking about loading times and German tank tactics. Yes, you know history; that is a good thing. What we are discussing however, is not a documentary. It's a movie. It takes liberties; they are meant, or once were meant to be entertaining. Now, they are mostly sh*t written by r*tards and performed by bigger r*tards. Everything sucks now. Don't sh*t on my old favorite movies. That's about all I have left to watch.
Posted by: Nelly at March 19, 2026 08:39 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 07:03 PM (xvV+O)
That last fight scene between Cliff the stuntman, his dog and those hippy f*cks is one of my favorites. Even after what Brandy did to him, Tex just got his a** handed to him when he pulled the knife. And the red head...yeah, that scene had a ton of equal rights and equal lefts in it.
Posted by: Nelly at March 19, 2026 08:46 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: JoshO at March 19, 2026 09:29 PM (xL2KH)
Trump isn't dead.
Posted by: BufordGooch at March 19, 2026 10:34 PM (ZoHZd)
Trump Makes a Minor Joke About the Element of Surprise in War, and the Very Professional, Educated, and Smart Media Takes It All In Stride With Perfect Calm and Equanimity
Just kidding, they're freaking out.
First, let's establish that Trump has a warm relationship with Japan's MJGA PM:This is so adorable. I thought the Japanese Prime Minister would bow. Instead she ran for a hug from the president, pic.twitter.com/eB7vEXm3n5
— USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸 (@Arkypatriot) March 19, 2026
This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) March 19, 2026
Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?
Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂 pic.twitter.com/K1C85C4wzJ
Trump was also not alive yet on Pearl Harbor Day, Jake. This was a joke about the importance of keeping surprises in war. As everyone with a functional brain recognized. https://t.co/NCwVAadltg
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) March 19, 2026
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LOL
Perfect.
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it's fun learing where words come from
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Unless he really is an idiot.
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Any relation to Sir Osis of Dalivar?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 05:44 PM (Bssr7)
Herb Alpert, author of a fine looking lady wearing nothing but whipped cream, is still with us at 90 years!
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2026 05:44 PM (XbKju)
What's an austist?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)
The only way he could have done better is if he asked her how the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere is working out for Japan.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (5rh/l)
I think he understood, and had thought about the criticism he was getting over a "sneak attack" and he saw this as an opportunity to remind the world that there are no rules in war.
This is a big deal. The Left uses this "rules of war" bullshit to weaken the USA. The only rule in war is to win.
Scott Adams would love this -- Trump saw an opportunity to redefine how judge action during war.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (tfGMD)
Or, he's just another retard who believes themselves to be so much smarter than the rest of us.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (+iIfu)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (GD0B3)
The Kingdom of Eswatini (formerly Swaziland) is a staunch US ally, I'm sure that Trump didn't send the Joint Chiefs of Staff over to give them a detailed briefing.
Besides, who says that we didn't give the Japanese PM a heads up? Other than this commie cocksucker journalist retard, that is.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 05:47 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 05:47 PM (JEPim)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 19, 2026 05:47 PM (sFNX2)
You just cost the media another 50% of the remaining credibility that the MSM had remaining.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 05:47 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2026 05:47 PM (YwEeS)
Unless he really is an idiot.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM (sl73Y)
I'm pretty sure he really is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 05:48 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 05:48 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 05:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
It was ghastly. I am aghast.
Posted by: Mike Pence at March 19, 2026 05:48 PM (Bssr7)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 05:49 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She reminds me of a girl I used to date in college.
Then I went out of the area and my buddy’s roommate moved in. And her family was wealthy.
Sigh.
Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 05:49 PM (JEPim)
Unless he really is an idiot.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM (sl73Y)
He's both; he's an idiot and a pathological liar. Can't really blame him though, it's a requirement for newsreaders.
Posted by: a.moron at March 19, 2026 05:49 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 05:49 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (DoBxX)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (bmaEj)
What's an austist?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Fancy name for a "retard".
Posted by: a.moron at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (X5Jzz)
If you hear about a Japanese reporter committing hara kiri in the next few days don't be surprised.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Someone what draws good. And spells bad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (rj6Yv)
Don Quixote tilted at windmills, which were, at least, real.
They tilt at words and demand we praise the dragons they've slain.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (IX8iX)
It was on X, like I said, so I have no idea if it's legit.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 05:52 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 05:49 PM (cxFcK)
teachers at least have to pretend to have some knowledge....
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 05:49 PM (cxFcK)
Nope, journalism school is where ed majors go when they can't hack it academically.
Posted by: a.moron at March 19, 2026 05:53 PM (X5Jzz)
Man I love that movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 05:53 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
It was ghastly. I am aghast.
Posted by: Mike Pence at March 19, 2026 05:48 PM (Bssr7)
Go be aghast somewhere else, like maybe Rura Penthe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 05:53 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2026 05:44 PM (AlhUl)
It is known.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (VE6XX)
Actually, I'm pretty sure we did warn them of the A bomb drop each time. They had no way to shoot it down by that point.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
I was going to make this joke.
Trump actually went there? Goddamn, he does not give one solitary shit! Too hilarious.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (a42Vf)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: garrett "
Hah...they are big.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 05:55 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)
My wife said, "Who's to say that we didn't tell Japan. Maybe they just don't leak shit."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (VE6XX)
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I dunno. DJT is pretty quick with an incisive comeback. The general population may know little about WWII, but nearly everyone in Japan knows what happened to Hiroshima.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 05:55 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Chunk at March 19, 2026 05:56 PM (OVoV+)
Now if the Japanese PM could speak English she could have come back with Why didn't you warn us you were gonna attack Hiroshima ? The media would have thought that was just fine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (VE6XX)
Why didn't you warn us about 1998 Godzilla?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 05:56 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)
My wife said, "Who's to say that we didn't tell Japan. Maybe they just don't leak shit."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e)
a good point.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 05:56 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (rj6Yv)
The Japanese are a famously huggy people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (erF49)
She just ran right to him and gave him a big hug. No fancy ass protocol, no fucks to give. Gotta love that. The media will haz a sadz.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (snZF9)
Unless he really is an idiot.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM (sl73Y)
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Homeboy is dumber than a bag of dick hair bro
Posted by: ballistic at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (dYNiX)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 05:59 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 05:59 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
They also started the 1894 war with China and the 1905 war with Russia with surprise attacks.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2026 05:44 PM
It was shaving cream, she had a bathing suit on, and she was pregnant.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 19, 2026 05:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Blutarski
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My program had a joint graduate level class with 'journalism' grad students. The journalism grad students at that prestigious program were on the level of bitchy middle schoolers. The ones from my program realized these people are actually learning disabled and that is our media.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 06:00 PM (E4rtv)
Reckoning for that twat can't come soon enough
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at March 19, 2026 06:00 PM (Iwv3U)
Hard to sell the 'World Hates Us, Now' when that shit happens.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:00 PM (erF49)
####
We can supply a bunch of small red picket knives.
Posted by: The Swiss at March 19, 2026 06:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW)
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We can supply a bunch of small red pocket knives.
Posted by: The Swiss at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna
We might have. I couldn't pin it down on my internet searches.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e)
a good point.
Posted by: Oldcat
Pretty sure we didn't. We're afraid they would move POWs to bomb site.
IIRC there was talk of showing them a demonstration first.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (1biuY)
I'm wearing my indian shorts, because they sneak up on me and wipe me out!
Posted by: Inappropriate Grandpa sayings at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (IifOV)
ABC vets the hell out of these people. They knew who she was. Their desire to poke fun of Mormons and make garments jokes overrode their sense of caution.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 06:02 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (VE6XX
——-
She does speak English
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 06:02 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (ZeH0U)
Great now the wily easterners are copying our traitorous reporters. Is there anything where the US can stay ahead of them????
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:02 PM (8avO+)
Soul Asylum's 'Crab Dip and Other Delights' EP has a great tribute to that famous Alpert Cover.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:02 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:03 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: banana Dream
I saw on YouTube an interview with Bill Murray who claimed that Dan Akroyd was autistic. Aspburger's with a touch of Tourette's, I think he said. That surprised me.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 06:03 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 06:02 PM (aeiyZ)
I only watched a bit but I thought there was a translator...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:03 PM (VE6XX)
I thought it amusing as a history joke. It was 75 years ago.
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
They also started the 1894 war with China and the 1905 war with Russia with surprise attacks.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:59 PM (8avO+)
Can you imagine Xi and Vlad Pooty Poot squirming if they heard Trump talking about surprise attacks from their history?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 06:03 PM (y9nCu)
Autism is such a broad spectrum, it's practically meaningless. One one end you've got people who are picky eaters and have a tough time making eye contact. On the other end, you've got people who can't talk at all and need 24/7 care so they don't die.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (mkw2N)
Well, it's a Spectrum. Everyone is on it, somewhere.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (IX8iX)
___
Everyone says that Japan was fantastic at surprise attacks, some even say the best! That was before I came along. The mullahs were very surprised, that I can tell you.
-CM channeling PDT
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Tapper Costanza at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (gLikB)
IIRC there was talk of showing them a demonstration first.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 06:01 PM (1biuY)
I thought they did a leaflet drop a few days before claiming a bomb of great power was gonna hit. they didn't believe it. It's been a while since I read about that stage of the war.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+)
The only reason I can come up with is that they really expected to be told because previous presidents honestly would inform everyone. Remember Bush giving Hussein like a month to prepare for war? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (PYyV9)
I'll see you and raise 'Shut the Fuck Up' by The Mono Men.
...don't make me reach into the Zeke deck.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:05 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Trump voters at March 19, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)
Truth is they were trying to 'game' the system of declaring war an RCH before the first blow.
Compare to Iran declaring war on the US everyday for decades.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Trump's own guy Joe Kent was leaking.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 06:06 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 06:06 PM (Bssr7)
Even I would not have asked such a stupid question. It takes a special kind of person for that.
But I did enjoy watching Trump’s response.
Posted by: Chance at March 19, 2026 06:07 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:07 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (erF49)
That just makes it meaningless like saying every one has AIDS because it's a spectrum and sometimes I feel frumpy. Frumpy-AIDS. Still dismissive of people who suffer from it.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 06:07 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 06:07 PM (ehY6c)
The only reason I can come up with is that they really expected to be told because previous presidents honestly would inform everyone. Remember Bush giving Hussein like a month to prepare for war? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (PYyV9)
Plus, your stealth fighters didn't have their transponders on.
No fair!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 06:07 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sports Journalist at March 19, 2026 06:08 PM (Q+gd/)
The only reason I can come up with is that they really expected to be told because previous presidents honestly would inform everyone. Remember Bush giving Hussein like a month to prepare for war? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 06:04 PM (PYyV9)
The Grand NATO offensive in Ukraine told everyone and Russia with 6 months notice. Russia spent that time digging in and the attack when nowhere.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 06:08 PM (wK9ty)
I think she kinda likes him. That picture of them descending a staircase and she's taking his arm and he's exuding gallantry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:08 PM (n7rxJ)
The more people know about a secret, the less chances of having it stay secret.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 06:06 PM (IifOV)
Three guys can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (1wILg)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:08 PM (n7rxJ)
Women like confidence ahead of most things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (+nEug)
It was a great speech
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:07 PM (QiH4I)
Kamikazes have to be able to fly an aircraft, and even land it if a mechanical flaw might waste the plane before it can strike.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 06:10 PM (YqdGw)
The walls are coming off.
Posted by: The media we USED to watch at March 19, 2026 06:10 PM (2Ez/1)
Emily Ratakowski.
Yeah...I might need a refresher on that one. Mighty fine vid.
But we're talking album covers.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:11 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (IX8iX)
Blurred Lines with naked whatshername? She disappeared.
The Wall never loses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 19, 2026 06:11 PM (N1OPS)
It was on X, like I said, so I have no idea if it's legit.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
And two Polish Aircraft Carriers !
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:12 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:12 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 06:12 PM (wK9ty)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Even in the video above you can tell they really enjoy each other's company. Trump raises his arms in welcome, she goes straight for the hug and then steps closer to him to speak. They are comfortable in each other's space.
Posted by: old chick at March 19, 2026 06:12 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:11 PM (erF49)
Whipped Cream and other Delights gets my vote. Not a huge fan of Herb Albert though- I prefer Al Hirt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 06:13 PM (YsPj+)
Hey! What's all this laying around shit?
What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron?
War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Germans?
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:13 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2026 06:14 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:14 PM (erF49)
I thought they did a leaflet drop a few days before claiming a bomb of great power was gonna hit. they didn't believe it. It's been a while since I read about that stage of the war.
Posted by: Oldcat
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There was that warning to leadership of "prompt and utter destruction" just days before the bombings. Maybe it was too vague.
Man, I wish we had an edge like that now. Not that I want to kill hundreds of thousands of Iranians, but I'd like that kind of edge. Prompt and utter, from something no one else has and no one's ever seen before.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:14 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Oldcat
>We just mount a bench seat on the drone or tomahawk and let AI handle the rest.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:14 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 06:15 PM (wK9ty)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Does Conadia even have an aircraft carrier?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:15 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:15 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 06:15 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:15 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:14 PM (n7rxJ)
We do have the AI meme offensive..
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:16 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:17 PM (IX8iX)
Hegesth
we shall share the ocean with the Iranians
We will take the top half
====
quoting William D. Leahy
Posted by: runner, being exact at March 19, 2026 06:18 PM (GD0B3)
It was on X, like I said, so I have no idea if it's legit.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
Canada too. Not that it matters. Too little, too late for all of them,
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 06:18 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:15 PM (erF49)
An ass man, I see.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Yeah, fairness.
Bleh. If you're in a fair fight, you've f'd up...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 06:18 PM (Kt19C)
or raped 13 YOs
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:19 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:19 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2026 06:20 PM (9U6Wl)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:17 PM (IX8iX)
I did look up details on the Polish Navy but it was unclear about the current state. They once had a few frigates and the rest were very small and probably couldn't get there. There was lots of talk about a huge expansion and modernization but a lot of it seems to be mired in planning and admin right now.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:20 PM (8avO+)
Man, I wish we had an edge like that now. Not that I want to kill hundreds of thousands of Iranians, but I'd like that kind of edge. Prompt and utter, from something no one else has and no one's ever seen before.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:14 PM (n7rxJ)
We do have the AI meme offensive..
Posted by: Oldcat
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Good lord, what am I thinking -- we have TRUMP.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:20 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 06:21 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 06:21 PM (GD0B3)
I think Trump wanted a second hug there.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
He was definitely open for it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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I think she adores him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:21 PM (n7rxJ)
Love everything about that cover. Boots, Skirt, the 45 Case shaped Radio...the legs.
It's got itall.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:20 PM (n7rxJ)
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When you think about it, he's perfectly named, being America's trump card...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
=====
*retarded clapping*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 06:18 PM (Kt19C)
HA! Or stripping copper from an active apartment building site.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b)
I'll give them some credit if they show up, like when you mom drags you somewhere by the ear. Maybe the sailors will appreciate doing some good work for a change.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM
He is literally the whitest black man on Earth. I have German and Scotch-Irish ancestry and I am browner than him. He would be invisible in a snow storm.
Well, I had to get that off my chest.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Avi at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (ieodf)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 06:21 PM (GD0B3)
Everyone on the oars gets a extra ration of cheese.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 06:10 PM (YqdGw)
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Doesn't matter. She called a snap election and won a 2/3 majority outright, with coalition partner it's like 70% of the lower house. That's enough to overrule the upper house.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
And the Baltic isn't nearly as rough as any of the several oceans they'd have to travel through.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2026 06:24 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR
Thanks for this morning. The vet checked Ralphy out and gave him pulls for pain for two weeks. I'll be carrying him around for 2 weeks while he heals but that's fine.
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b)
Was it over when the Yakuza stormed the beaches of Normandy?
Hell No!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (QiH4I)
Reporter's gonna' get a spanking when he gets home.
Prolly with a cane.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 06:21 PM (GD0B3)
Everyone on the oars gets a extra ration of cheese.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (gbOdA)
Wonder if that thing can go through the Suez canal?
I'd think what is needed here are some smaller craft, escorts and the odd minesweeper if indeed there are any mines.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (erF49)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)
I did not expect this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:24 PM (4NO2D)
They'll be able to take the saran wrap off the 5in shells finally!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:26 PM (gbOdA)
Bush was really uncomfortable and it was pretty funny.
Or maybe I'm hallucinating crap.
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 19, 2026 06:26 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:27 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Even you have to admit there have been LOTS of executions. We even nearly got a Russian TV Reporter!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:27 PM (8avO+)
Joe Kent is a true patriot, and what Trump did to him was disgraceful. We're going to get creamed in the midterms because Iran is now stronger than ever. And eggs are through the roof! He was supposed to fix that.
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:28 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: wickedpinto at March 19, 2026 06:28 PM (dJrj2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 06:28 PM (AkEZC)
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I think that was a Saudi royal
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:28 PM (dE3DB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 06:28 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 06:28 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 19, 2026 06:29 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Alienating our allies? How?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 06:29 PM (hJH5n)
Regarding the hug, does anyone remember Bush meeting with an African leader who held his hand.
Bush was really uncomfortable and it was pretty funny.
Or maybe I'm hallucinating crap.
Posted by: Stateless
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I remember a Saudi royal. Crown Prince Abdullah.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:29 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 19, 2026 06:29 PM (IX8iX)
I will bet that whatever little bit of navy the EU and Canada can muster for an expedition is excited to go. You know they never get to shoot off their shit.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:24 PM (4NO2D)
Maybe they can do a port of call in Greenland...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 06:29 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:29 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: runner
I believe they hope to surrender it.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (cxFcK)
Morale is collapsing, recruiting is falling apart. Joe Kent, he knows what is going on.
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
141 to 24
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:26 PM (gbOdA)
Huh. That is kind of cool. You'd think we'd have scrapped a few.
They'd need a shitload of paint and screen doors, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:29 PM (+nEug)
Two grown men holding hands!
Posted by: Margaret Hilda Thatcher at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (hJH5n)
If I had the photoshop skills to put Wicket on the back of that Vespa...
https://shorturl.at/SgX4H
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (erF49)
Barky gave her an Ipod with his speeches on it
Posted by: PaleRider
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In a format that's unplayable in Europe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (QiH4I)
I'm assuming this last one is a sock-troll.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (QiH4I)
Word
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (wBaIH)
Poland's prime minister is Liberal
Their prime minister has more authority
The country is having a conflicted moment.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
This. A bit too on the nose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 06:32 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
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Satire really is dead, isn't it?
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (wBaIH)
The oppo should hope that their press dude wouldn't make a fool of himself openly in the first 10 seconds. Oops.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 06:33 PM (3uBP9)
Joe Kent is a true patriot, and what Trump did to him was disgraceful. We're going to get creamed in the midterms because Iran is now stronger than ever. And eggs are through the roof! He was supposed to fix that.
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA a
I hear you , patriot. You are a true America First. The neocons pushed us into war with a country that was not our enemy. We are losing and all is lost. We cannot continue losing at such a rate and it is shocking that war planner did not anticipate the Strait of Hormuz planning.
Posted by: Seminar Caller at March 19, 2026 06:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She just wants to date him.
Posted by: Gomer at March 19, 2026 06:33 PM (UjdFS)
Barky gave her an Ipod with his speeches on it
Posted by: PaleRider
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In a format that's unplayable in Europe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Amusing... and a tell on our "betters."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 06:33 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:28 PM (gbOdA)
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That's a violation of FERPA!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 06:34 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 19, 2026 06:34 PM (0sNs1)
They'll be able to take the saran wrap off the 5in shells finally!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s
I've been seeing Canadian recruitment ads for the Canadian Forces. I honestly can't remember the last time I've seen that.
Okay...6:30 Nightly News
Time to find out how badly America is losing.
NBC...triops being rushed to the mid-east. Gas prices exploding. Gas fields attacked.
So close. NBC. "And watch this. A missile explodes just feet away from a journalist."
Okay, I lasted 4 minutes...
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 06:34 PM (6U1c2)
Our military is growing weaker by the day, running out of missiles, boats, MREs and flashlights. Total chaos.
I'm done. Everyone of my totally real friends agrees and we are DONE. I voted for Trump six times, but I'm finished with him.
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)
141 to 24
Posted by: r hennigantx
How many drones can one jam into an old carrier?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 06:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (n7rxJ)
Small mercies.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 06:35 PM (JTPC9)
When my daughter went to school I told her never stay when they go and never leave 1 in your group.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 06:36 PM (gbOdA)
For those of you who like Garage Rock with a heavy dose of Organ...The Forty Fives debut LP is fucking fantastic.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 06:25 PM (erF49)
Is it a bit too on the nose that garrett's talking about a heavy dose of organ?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 06:36 PM (y9nCu)
Poland's prime minister is Liberal
Their prime minister has more authority
The country is having a conflicted moment.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 06:31 PM (Puq9y)
yeah they done f'd up like a a ron. It looks like the next parl. election is in Nov. '27. But could be sooner if their was a snap election.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 06:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Mr. Fuji/Mr. Saito at March 19, 2026 06:36 PM (oftw2)
Okay, I lasted 4 minutes...
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)
Israel needs to work on targeting. Forget the bridge, hit the reporter as priority target.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 19, 2026 06:37 PM (UjdFS)
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Wait. I thought the problem was he spoke in a sensitive manner and now they're sentencing him to sensitivity training? Shouldn't it be speech therapy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Nobody Expects Us! at March 19, 2026 06:38 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:38 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 06:36 PM (8avO+)
'PRESS' is on their clothing for a reason.
Not what they think....
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:30 PM (QiH4I)
He's a Moron. Click on his nic.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 19, 2026 06:50 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Super Duper Ultra MAGA at March 19, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)
These are every bit as good as the old Concerned Veteran ones you used to do.
I've seen some posts on X that you could have been quoting, and I just have to wonder if they're serious, or satire? It's so hard to tell these days.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 19, 2026 06:51 PM (zYpTz)
"We tried to warn you about Hiroshima" would have been too much.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 06:56 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:30 PM (eHBLK)
John Solomon: US Intelligence Recorded Foreign Powers Discussing Routing USAID Money to Joe Biden in 2024, But They Hid This From Trump
He also faults Trump for not talking about this.
Now, he doesn't say that foreign power is Ukraine, but in a clip I posted yesterday, he talked about the Ukraine plotting to use US taxpayer money to interfere in the election on behalf of Joe Biden. I don't know why he's omitting the "Ukraine" part now; maybe his source confirmed it, but only if he agreed to not name Ukraine.This is why Democrats were so mad about the money from USAID getting shut off
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 19, 2026
US Intelligence intercepted communication that “a foreign power was discussing routing USAID money to Joe Biden's campaign in 2024”
USAID was a Democrat global money laundering operation pic.twitter.com/xgtlOuNBMi
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (Risui)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (Risui)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (InJki)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (7JtVb)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (Risui)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (zjgNU)
Top 10!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (P8t9A)
I'll settle for 1%.
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)
Mutha...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (P8t9A)
So, what have they replaced it with, that we haven't uncovered yet?
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 04:38 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 19, 2026 04:38 PM (CyFyf)
It's almost as if our whole government apparatus is corrupt!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (zjgNU)
Next you'll tell me that our perfectly fair judges are animated by partisan bias!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:38 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (VHUov)
Hollywood accounting, baby.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 19, 2026 04:38 PM (InJki)
Do we know for a fact that the spigot for USAID has been shut off?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 04:38 PM (P8t9A)
Which was ironically the plot of the Mission Impossible 1 reboot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (xcxpd)
Did they wind up routing the money to kamala's campaign or did they just keep the money?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ)
398 366 340 Kent has always leaned a bit left. I think what surprised people was the leaking.
Posted by: Marcus T
As his favorite tranny hooker, I can tell you that he did indeed lean to the left, and that he did leak...like, constantly. From every hole.
Posted by: Tao Kwon Cock at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Tao Kwon Cock at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (Risui)
- It wasn't proven in court
- It wasn't wide spread
- It wasn't significant
- It wasn't voter fraud
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Adrian Balboa at March 19, 2026 04:40 PM (dmDsy)
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that it could apply to every single country which was getting money from USAID.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nothing will happen guy at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (Risui)
I'm ready to start walking thru departments and just start shooting people. Every fucking one in DC is guilty.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 19, 2026 04:42 PM (Risui)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)
We don't have to live like this.
Posted by: Greed at March 19, 2026 04:43 PM (/1l9x)
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Correction:
All government spending is a Democrat global money laundering operation.
If we eliminated the fraud and abuse, we could cut $1 trillion from the federal budget.
Especially since at least 1/3 of federal government employees exist solely to administer that part of spending that is due to the fraud and abuse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 04:43 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 04:43 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: DanMan at March 19, 2026 04:44 PM (8uzBS)
How much residual USAID money is festering around out there? How long before its demise materially hurts lefty candidates and causes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (n7rxJ)
Kinda funny how this drip-drip-drip of Democrat vote fraud keeps coming out.
Right as pressure is needed to pass the SAVE Act.
But Trump was just exaggerating when he said at the State of the Union that Democrats wouldn't win any elections without fraud ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (YwEeS)
We don't have to live like this.
Posted by: Greed at March 19, 2026 04:43 PM (/1l9x)
USAID was paying anti-Americans in the US to ship a fraction of that money all over the globe from where much of it was diverted back to Anti Americans in the US ....
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)
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I'm looking forward to a new John Brennan "letter" with 51 signatories stating categorically that this is a 'Russian interference' ploy.
Posted by: Kenny at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (rj6Yv)
USAID was just the Hood Ornament of the Machine.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Gomer at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (UjdFS)
Nah, a giant trebuchet. That sends them to Haiti.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (2ocoG)
While not technically "uncovered" anymore, I'd say it was Learing Centers, Hospice Care, Child Care, Trains/Bridges to nowhere, and dehomelessing the homeless. And that's just the appetizers.
The scale of corruption and intentional dereliction of oversight is truly unfathomable. It's hard to believe the US is still standing.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (gLikB)
By the way, my 14 year old dog that somehow fell out of my bed this morning at 3am or so wasn't put to sleep. I went to Arby's to buy him meat for a potential last meal on the way to the vet.
That woke him up like Lazarus. I half-jokingly told the vet his will to live is stronger than mine. The vet gave him pain pills for 2 weeks. I'll be carrying him up and down steps and outside for washroom for about 2 weeks while he heals but he's only 40 some pounds.
I let the vet decide if it was time or not. He won't be in pain with the pills. So here we are.
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (Sco7b)
Not only was taxpayer money recycled into the Biden campaign, but Democrat campaigns all over. Us government money, foreign donor money, and foreign government money. All paid to Democrats. Where are the ActBlue indictments, btw?
Lefties love to claim Putin interferes with Presidential campaigns, but how about MI6 and the Aussies, helping gin up the Steele Dossier controversy?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (n2tmY)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)
That's from REMs album "Ten", right?
COOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (n7rxJ)
I'm betting if they don't get it restored this cycle it will kill them.
Just like most professional athletes spend like the money will keep rolling in, the leftists did the same. The grifting people who now HAVE the money aren't going to dip into their stash for the leftists now. It's gone and there's no new money coming.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (n7rxJ)
It probably already is having an effect on donations to various nutjobs in the US. Like Crockett's star suddenly blinking out instantly in the primary in Texas.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)
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I'm looking forward to a new John Brennan "letter" with 51 signatories stating categorically that this is a 'Russian interference' ploy.
Posted by: Kenny
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It does have all the earmarks of a Russian ploy!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ...
Sorry. I'm sick & tired of the blatant lawlessness and NO ONE going to jail.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (EHbhi)
They also set up propaganda organizations for buttsecks and rap music in random weird countries, and rigged everyone's elections.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:48 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 19, 2026 04:48 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2026 04:48 PM (QiH4I)
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Guess where Obama's momma worked at State Department.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:48 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)
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I would watch that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 04:49 PM (n2tmY)
They post pretty regularly on X that I've seen.
Just because CNN hasn't talked about something doesn't mean it's gone away or isn't happening. Both the left and right have that blindness.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Gomer at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (UjdFS)
You shit in the toilet I just cleaned!
FUCK YOU!!!!
Posted by: Gomer's Dark Side at March 19, 2026 04:49 PM (dmDsy)
There is simply no other way for a Public Bureaucracy to behave.
IF you uncouple the Money from Principles in the process, there can never be sufficient oversight. Nobody is going to care when the money is not theirs and (seemingly) infinite.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:50 PM (erF49)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:47 PM (EHbhi)
The problem is that a significant fraction of the populace is just fine with, or possibly entirely in favor of, the lawlessness as long as it's their team being lawless. And they WILL NOT support prosecuting it.
It is going to take decades to fix things, assuming they can be fixed at all.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 04:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2026 04:50 PM (/a1Sq)
Your fatigue is understandable , but it's probably not a wise idea to say on this site that you're ready to take a gun and shoot people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 04:50 PM (lQ+/f)
That's the one that has the cover featuring a Spanish lady wearing only whipped cream, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)
USAID was just the Hood Ornament of the Machine.
Posted by: garrett
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I read that some organizations suffered "significant losses" from the closure of USAID. I hope there's a little trickle-down.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM (n7rxJ)
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Well them and the cartel judges.
Just because you stupids didn't go to Harvard doesn't mean unelected, unaccountable judges and bureaucrats shouldn't be the only ones with a say in running the country.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (Risui)
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If they ever start tracking weekly stats on 'Firsts' this place is gonna be a bloodbath
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM (sfOD1)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (gLikB)
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Same old story. Same old song.
Posted by: Tammany Hall at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM (erF49)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 04:52 PM (+x2ja)
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 19, 2026 04:52 PM (0sNs1)
The thought of my money being stolen by Deep State leftists and used to fund their communist coup d'etat is so infuriating that, for me, nothing is off the table.
I'm at "Better keep my mouth shut lest my true opinions blurt out" level.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 04:52 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:52 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal
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JFK set it up as a State Department auxiliary in order the channel money fast overseas to fight the Cold War. And the CIA more or less and State Dept. constitute our foreign policy apparatus (which is why Nixon used Kissenger and the NSC to sidestep that establishment for Chicom and Treaty of Paris negotiations).
Prior to that, the CIA has spent a lot of money on the same sort of shit that AID took over. Like shoveling US money to opponents of communism even if they disliked or hated the US. Been reading William Colby's biography and lots of information about their hearts and minds open checkbook spending for 'soft' power. And buying journalism, scholars, etc.
Worth reading.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:53 PM (cWLG3)
I'm ready to start walking thru departments and just start shooting people. Every fucking one in DC is guilty.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (EHbhi)
Yeah, it's time to log off, breathe, and touch grass...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 04:53 PM (tOcjL)
But his music video for Sledgehammer was trippy!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:53 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: garrett
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That's Petty of you.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)
No love for the sequel, 'Afternoon Delight'?
Posted by: Nazdar at March 19, 2026 04:54 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Schrodinger's NOOD. Thread is mort, yet alive.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Of course it didn't come from foreign sources. The sources were U.S. taxpayers, funneled via USAID to foreign sources and then funneled right back to the USA as campaign funds.
Boy, was I wrong, haha!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 04:54 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Jon 'King" Solomon at March 19, 2026 04:54 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)
That's the price of living in California.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 04:55 PM (Av6i5)
Some day it will be the day you comment here for the last time. Treasure everyone here. This is a special place and I thank God I found you all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)
>>@MarcACaputo
>>NEWS: James Comey has been subpoenaed in the wide-ranging "grand conspiracy" case against those who had investigated & prosecuted Trump from 2017-2024,
@axios sources say
>>More than 130 subpoenas have been issued by the Southern District of FL
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)
That's the price of living in California.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 04:55 PM (Av6i5)
Well - enjoy - I guess.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:56 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 04:56 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:53 PM
False noods call for a night in the box.
I'll cut you some slack. Say, three hours?
Posted by: Whoopi at March 19, 2026 04:58 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 04:58 PM (z8Kk7)
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: nothing will happen guy
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Posted by: Nothing Happens Bureau at March 19, 2026 04:58 PM (n7rxJ)
You can feel good that you contributed to building a part of a multi billion dollar infrastructure project that may never be finished!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:58 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: zombie
>If you want to get in on the action, look no further than Caltrans.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 04:59 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 04:59 PM (ehY6c)
Massie announced that he voted against it as well, based upon an obscure technicality he has always ignored in the past when a Democrat was president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:59 PM (PYyV9)
Burned out?
You did great work.
Seriously awesome.
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 04:59 PM (5KdHa)
Posted by: WisRich
It helped that it and the US Institute of Peace were established by Executive Orders and not statutory. President can destaff agencies wholesale as long as their spending authorized is taken over by another entity. In this case, the state dept.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)
I agree. Profound and wistfully sad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 04:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 05:00 PM (pDt9x)
Some people may have done some things.
If so, mistakes may have been made.
In the enthusiasm of the moment.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at March 19, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)
Surely money can be raised for the Iranian opposition by selling the many Hunter paintings sitting in USAID warehouses.
Posted by: TITP at March 19, 2026 05:00 PM (OUE/9)
One person responded, but the villains are conservative Christians! And he's not wrong. The movie was written by leftwingers and I think the original author of the comic book is leftwing too.
But...shouldn't this give you even more pause? If "the other side" write a story about how evil your political ideas are, well, that politics.
But if the government that you like in the real world seriously resembles the one you claim to hate in fiction...shouldn't that tell you there is something very very wrong with your political alignment?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 05:00 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 04:56 PM (G0vdT)
If memory serves, and it may not in this case, USAID squawked loudest when DOGE was starting so Elon said that they should focus there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)
Ace could have really used this advice, yesterday.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 05:01 PM (erF49)
"Breaking via @NOTUSreports:
The FBI determined that Joe Kent shared classified info with anti-Trump media figures like Tucker Carlson."
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:01 PM (GD0B3)
He didn't write anything good after 'Feel Like making Love'.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM (erF49)
Uh, ever hear of "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
DUH!
Posted by: Gomer's Dark Side at March 19, 2026 05:01 PM (dmDsy)
Sort of depends on who has actually been running the government. Politicians come and go, the bureaucrats never leave.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 05:02 PM (viF8m)
CSPAN
@cspan
Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?"
President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
Now.
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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Also, Trump wasn't president in 1941.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ndZc7)
If memory serves, and it may not in this case, USAID squawked loudest when DOGE was starting so Elon said that they should focus there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)
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I do recall that as a matter of fact.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 05:02 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 19, 2026 05:03 PM (CV1nu)
This is true of most government spending though.
Biden got the budget up to almost $8T and it was giving less to the citizens then the less then $2T budgets in the 90s.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm)
Either he can't take a joke, or he's just serving time here, going through the motions. Either way, that is pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:03 PM (PYyV9)
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Unconscionable.
I mean, let's say your shadowy praetorian guards did some things.
Like spying on a Presidential candidate using falsified 302s to predicate a bullshit, open ended FISA warrant. Or maybe they framed the President for piss-hooker throw downs and then ran the smear through a bunch of media cutouts to create a pretext for a show trial? Or deployed corrupt military officers to do a similar thing with regard to foreign policy as a pretext for impeachment? Or maybe they exploited a leak from their illegal bioweapons program to cheat against him in the next election? Or performed a false-flag attack on the Capitol so they could prosecute him once out of office? Or used on-side SS details to set him up to be murdered? Or fenced stolen taxpayers funds to his election opponent when none of that worked?
That's all pretty bad. But the lying to him about all that - that's the shocker.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)
Wasn't it a reporter, and not Sanae Takaichi?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (4NO2D)
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Jake.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:53 PM
False noods call for a night in the box.
I'll cut you some slack. Say, three hours?
Posted by: Whoopi at March 19, 2026 04:58 PM (0sNs1)
What the FUCK???
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (sKqQm)
Burned out?
You did great work.
Seriously awesome.
Posted by: EFG
A lot of reasons. Burnout, mainly.
Also, Trump's first victory gave me a nice "And my work is done" feeling, allowing me to retire with peace of mind.
But mostly it was the universal proliferation of iPhones, such that everyone on Earth suddenly became a "citizen journalist," so there was no need for me any more. Whatever happened in the world, there was now always an iPhone (or 500 iPhones) nearby to record it.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM (Av6i5)
President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
==
inaccurate, it was a reporter, who will probably be forced to commit seppuku very shortly ...
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM (XY7MO)
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Jake.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (G0vdT)
LOL... And....So Jake you think she's never heard of it ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM (1qbhR)
Oddly though I bet I can find at least one official leftwing study claiming MAGA was to blame for nuking Japan and the Japanese internment in CA...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)
I'll cut you some slack. Say, three hours?
Posted by: Whoopi at March 19, 2026 04:58 PM (0sNs1)
What the FUCK???
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (dmDsy)
I mean, you're a terror, but isn't spending three hours in Whoopi's box worse than time in the Barrel?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)
https://x.com/modernhistory/
status/2034671507301966174
I cannot figure out how she can wear an industrial strength bra like that and still get noticeable jiggle
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:06 PM (PYyV9)
in a best-caee scenario, all of that money will be flushed down the toilet -- and more likely will be used to fund the most toxic and delusional leftist fantasy projects and also pay the lavish salaries of a million commie grifters.
Posted by: zombie
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Have you seen Nick Shirley's latest? About fraud in California? The details are mind-boggling, but the visuals omg. You know who the offenders are, how they sound, and here I am filling out job applications (laid off from the last one because of budget cuts) like a damn FOOL. These people have a mind-set that makes you want to get violent. Come to America and IMMEDIATELY reach for a scam instead of an occupation!
Who gets money from the government, for what? How much will they pay you? What do you have to fill out? Who do you have to go see? How much do you have to spend to set it up? Can you get that money from somewhere else, too? How long does it take to start getting paid? How much money can you get in the first year?
Then the reactions when someone calls them on it. HEY! Get out of here! What's WRONG with you??? GET LOST, you vandal!
Posted by: Nothing Happens Bureau at March 19, 2026 05:06 PM (n7rxJ)
Ron Paul have a love child?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 05:06 PM (IifOV)
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Jake.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (G0vdT)
LOL... And....So Jake you think she's never heard of it ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM
In fairness, it was the first Jake had heard of it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 05:07 PM (4NO2D)
"The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.
You want to know what insults Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files."
-- James Talarico \@jamestalarico.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: rickb223
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I take solace in forcing Straw to defend Blondi.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 05:07 PM (Puq9y)
Rupert Lowe MP
@RupertLowe10
·
51m
I’ve been called racist and islamophobic hundreds of times today for outlining Restore Britain’s policy on banning halal slaughter, the burqa, sharia law, cousin marriage and plenty more.
I want to be really clear about our party’s official response.
We do not give a shit.
Posted by: beckster at March 19, 2026 05:07 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 05:07 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (sKqQm)
https://youtu.be/5Xu9QOlJgEg
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
_______________________
John Solomon needs to re-read, "Art of the Deal." Most of the content deals with the importance of leverage. How to acquire it; how to use it; how to generate it etc.
Keep in mind that the negotiations between Russia and Ukraine continue to be on the periphery. He, already, has leverage on the Russians (dealing with the security and energy agreement signed with them before we took their president and nulified that deal). Russia is/was invested heavily in the heavy crude in Venezuela, on long term lease agreements.
Ukraine, on the other hand, now has leverage against them related to these "revelations"...even though we all suspected as much.
It's all about leverage.
Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)
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Also, Trump wasn't president in 1941.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
>Kinda puts it in perspective when we had two carrier groups parked off of the coast. Were we just running drills?
Did Harry Potter wave his magic wand?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I'm not sure. Either way, Basil Fawlty's advice might have served purpose. Don't mention the war.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "
Momentum and inertia.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (aTgV0)
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Jake.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (G0vdT)
LOL... And....So Jake you think she's never heard of it ?
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riviting...we'll get this story published 1st Q 2029
Posted by: Jon 'News King' Solomon at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)
That would require you to change your mind.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
"We are spending an estimated $1B per day on the war on Iran.
Now Trump and Co want an extra $200B from Congress to fund the war.
But healthcare? Cut.
Food stamps? Cut.
Education? Cut.
Cancer research? Cut.
Environmental protections? Cut.
And of course, taxes on the rich? Cut.
It's obscene."
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
"The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.
You want to know what insults Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files."
-- James Talarico \@jamestalarico.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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James Talarico [aka Causey] \@jamestalarico.bsky.social
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 05:09 PM (Puq9y)
That had to be a small sample. 100%. Dictators worldwide are shaking there heads muttering 'It's CNN...'
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 05:09 PM (Sco7b)
DUH!
Posted by: Gomer's Dark Side at March 19, 2026 05:01 PM (dmDsy)
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I'm pretty sure that was Daisy Fuentes' dad Tito (who also makes some pretty good vodka!)
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 05:09 PM (jCuBf)
The people of the UK, who I am reliably told are conservative as fuck, will never elect him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:10 PM (ExV1e)
Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
- Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) March 19, 2026
Now, we can laugh about it. I mean, that was hilarious. Classic Trump throwing caution to the wind to tell a truth. But listen to the room and watch Japan's PM's expression. That was uncomfortable.
Trump's in the "It's my world; you're just living in it" phase of his presidencies.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 05:10 PM (gLikB)
I'm 5 minutes behind, so it's safe to ask... is that a Rick Roll?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 05:10 PM (dmDsy)
==
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
So, thousand-nanometer Reich and his buddies will be donating to the IRS to make up the gap, right???
Posted by: as if at March 19, 2026 05:10 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 05:09 PM
All while running Yugoslavia. Like Rubio, he never sleeps.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 05:11 PM (4NO2D)
Yes that is the issue.
And perhaps for a more relevant version of this at the moment there are a bunch of leftwingers cosplaying The Handmaid's Tale as they damn Trump for attacking the Iranian theocracy which the book is based on
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)
We just need a new Head Coach, or maybe General Manager, and we're still as good as we ever were.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:12 PM (ExV1e)
Nope.
Its my go to Petty song when I am driving...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: rickb223
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I take solace in forcing Straw to defend Blondi.
Posted by: Braenyard Sorry. I'm sick & tired of the blatant lawlessness and NO ONE going to jail.
Posted by: rickb223
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I take solace in forcing Straw to defend Blondi.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Bondi is a politician first, Attorney General second. Accept that and everything she does begins to make a little more sense. A little.
Personally, I think she's timid. Afraid to do "the hard stuff" like threatening judges, juries and all the other stuff Garland did. Not saying it's right.... or wrong, but it is "the new normal."
Start by threatening some judges with violence. Then, do the violence if they persist. Otherwise, "nothing will happen." And when the left regains the levers of power they'll go ape shit on us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 05:12 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 05:12 PM (1qbhR)
That is what I have been shouting about culture. Every dystopian popular book and show for the left features freaky weirdo elites who look and behave like they do.
Dude, you are all like the fashion show crowd in Zoolander. YOU ARE THE EVIL ELITES IN HUNGER GAMES. How much does it take to sink in that you're the bad guys, out celebrating the Jaguar commercial as brave and bold??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:12 PM (PYyV9)
"We are spending an estimated $1B per day on the war on Iran.
Now Trump and Co want an extra $200B from Congress to fund the war.
But healthcare? Cut.
Food stamps? Cut.
Education? Cut.
Cancer research? Cut.
Environmental protections? Cut.
And of course, taxes on the rich? Cut.
It's obscene."
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
Dwarf subsidies? Cut.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 05:13 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: zombie
I prefer to think I'm paying for the weather.
At least I'm getting something.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 05:13 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (ayRl+)
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
Damn.. I thought that little dwarf died...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026
Ahem.
Tom Petty
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (1biuY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (Puq9y)
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I see as a hostile question from the reporter and Trump put him in his place.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Jon 'News King' Solomon at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (5LiC7)
And it will be 12,000 words long!
Posted by: Solomons Editor at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (dmDsy)
This one makes me laugh the hardest. The Oregonian just ran a piece about how Oregonians will see bigger federal returns this year and what it means.
Translation: your taxes were cut, but we don't want to come out and say that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:15 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026
Ahem.
Tom Petty
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (1biuY)
'Use the force, Harry.'
-Gandalf
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 05:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 05:15 PM (BI5O2)
Garland would never be punished for threatening juries. He'd never be "called out" for threatening judges. And bitching at the judges was just to give them cover to do what they wanted to do but knew they shouldn't.
We don't have the luxury of corruption.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:15 PM (ExV1e)
Now Trump and Co want an extra $200B from Congress to fund the war.
But healthcare? Cut.
Food stamps? Cut.
Education? Cut.
Cancer research? Cut.
Environmental protections? Cut.
And of course, taxes on the rich? Cut.
It's obscene."
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
Dwarf subsidies? Cut.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 05:13 PM (y9nCu)
Little Robert, the Manlet, how about cutting out the Somali fraud in California, Michigan and Minnesota and the cost will be covered. But oh, wait--- all the dems just voted AGAINST holding those fraudsters accountable.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 05:16 PM (mFhj8)
Now Trump and Co want an extra $200B from Congress to fund the war.
But healthcare? Cut.
Food stamps? Cut.
Education? Cut.
Cancer research? Cut.
Environmental protections? Cut.
And of course, taxes on the rich? Cut.
It's obscene."
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
And it insults Jesus!
James Talarico
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 05:16 PM (GUOwU)
-- Robert Reich
"The problem with socialism is that, 50 years ago, you already ran out of other people's money."
-- zombie Margaret Thatcher
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 05:16 PM (Av6i5)
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Jake.
Posted by: WisRich
Yeah. She's probably and totally unaware of it.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 05:16 PM (1biuY)
My biggest expense isn't my mortgage, or Bidenflation exploded grocery bills. Its taxes.
I'm funding at least two Somali Learing centers.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:17 PM (sKqQm)
@margbrennan
The Secretary of Defense tells the American public to pray for our troops on bended knee and invoke Jesus' name....
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1) He's Secretary of War, Maggie.
2) What kind of Karen AWFL bitch do you have to be to be offended by praying for our troops?
3) F*ck off!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 05:17 PM (ndZc7)
Tax , tax and more taxes
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026
Heh, it worked twice.
Posted by: mikeski still sees WYDT at March 19, 2026 05:18 PM (VHUov)
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
Your *face* is obscene, you twisted little homunculus. Isn't there a locker you can stuff yourself into?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 05:18 PM (0aYVJ)
Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
- Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) March 19, 2026
Now, we can laugh about it. I mean, that was hilarious. Classic Trump throwing caution to the wind to tell a truth. But listen to the room and watch Japan's PM's expression. That was uncomfortable.
Trump's in the "It's my world; you're just living in it" phase of his presidencies.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 05:10 PM (gLikB)
Perhaps she was trying not to laugh at the idiot reporter.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 05:18 PM (xT8gx)
And no he isn't giving any of that dwarf gold he is hording to any of the needy hobbits or orcs he claims to be speaking on behalf of.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:19 PM (I40wl)
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Jake.
Posted by: WisRich
And it was the Germans who bombed it, anyway.
Posted by: Jake Tapper, probably at March 19, 2026 05:19 PM (VHUov)
Somehow I just can't seem to take this sock off.
Posted by: Nothing Happens Bureau at March 19, 2026 05:20 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 05:20 PM (1qbhR)
Go to a college campus and ask the students if Germany should be forced to pay reparations to the native Hawaiians harmed by their attack on Pearl Harbor
I bet at least 1/4 say yes.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026
Ahem.
Tom Petty
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2026 05:14 PM (1biuY)
'Use the force, Harry.'
-Gandalf
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 05:15 PM (zZu0s)
Ahem, the Chipmunks. https://youtu.be/IPpxksdMVEY
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:21 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:19 PM (I40wl)
no point with all of them having stage 7 bunkum cancer.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
In fairness, Reich is more like the Chaos Dwarves from Warhammer then the regular Dwarves from Middle Earth
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm)
Go to a college campus and ask the students if Germany should be forced to pay reparations to the native Hawaiians harmed by their attack on Pearl Harbor
I bet at least 1/4 say yes.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:21 PM (sKqQm)
HA!!
Someone absolutely needs to do this!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 05:22 PM (0aYVJ)
If you were to tell them that pearl jewelry was expensive because Pearl Harbor still hasn't recovered from the German bombing, many would believe you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 05:15 PM (BI5O2)
Can he send that idiot poser into exile? Maybe in Iran?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:23 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 05:23 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: 18-1
>I never understood why anybody would listen to this little toadstool. Robert 'Fourth' Reich doesn't strike me as being particularly smart.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 05:23 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 05:23 PM (0aYVJ)
Someone absolutely needs to do this!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 05:22 PM (0aYVJ)
Johnny from Waters.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:24 PM (I40wl)
Nice of them to join and get over there weeks after everything will be secure. Great allies....
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 05:24 PM (Sco7b)
Also, Trump's first victory gave me a nice "And my work is done" feeling, allowing me to retire with peace of mind.
But mostly it was the universal proliferation of iPhones, such that everyone on Earth suddenly became a "citizen journalist," so there was no need for me any more. Whatever happened in the world, there was now always an iPhone (or 500 iPhones) nearby to record it.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM (Av6i5)
*****
Well, there may be 500 iPhones arround, and 500 "citizen journalist", but there was, and shall only ever be one "Zombie".
Hell, I've got an iPhone, and I never did anything with it like you did.
Well done, Zombie. Well done indeed. Your rest is well deserved.
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 05:24 PM (5KdHa)
It is hard to keep them separate.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:19 PM (I40wl)
no point with all of them having stage 7 bunkum cancer.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
I want it on the record.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:25 PM (I40wl)
Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
- Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) March 19, 2026
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It was a ChickenShit question and deserved the response it received. So, it shocked Tacaichi, she's a tough woman and it will serve as an example to stiffen her up.
She will know that Trump is on her side and will take new techniques home just as Trump has helped many of our lawmakers mature.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 05:25 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 05:25 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 05:24 PM (5KdHa)
Honestly, Zombie, it has to be a relief to not be photographing perverts' junk any more.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:26 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 05:25 PM (YsPj+)
Talk about a surprise attack...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:26 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 19, 2026 05:26 PM (XMwZJ)
1.) Since the Reformation, wars are only very rarely directly profitable for nations; only lenders and manufacturers, because a shit ton of money is going into that bloodsoaked toilet. They're fought for longer term and different goals than a quarterly report.
2.) Entitlements dwarf our military expenditures - another serious problem for large, wealthy militant empires throughout history.
IOW, these things are expensive, and we need money to do them, but they could produce some gain. Your welfare thing never will, and if we make this budgeting contingent on wasting ten times more money on bullshit than we need for a military goal, maybe your thing should go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 05:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:27 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:06 PM (PYyV9)
I see lack of bra.
Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2026 05:27 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 19, 2026 05:27 PM (XMwZJ)
Well if they'd just let us loot countries we beat that wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:27 PM (PYyV9)
Nice of them to join and get over there weeks after everything will be secure. Great allies....
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we are on the way. With these rough waters of the MightyMissip. ..we should be there Q2 2029.
Posted by: Huck Finn ft. Jon 'News King' Solomon at March 19, 2026 05:28 PM (5LiC7)
So that is wouldn't work?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 05:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:19 PM (I40wl)
no point with all of them having stage 7 bunkum cancer.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
I want it on the record.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:25 PM (I40wl)
and here I thought 'bunkum' was my own creation and there it is in your OP right at the top. Sigh.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ben Had
Mad respec', yo!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 05:28 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2026 05:26 PM (I40wl)
******
Heh. Very true. I shall never forget "inflated scrotum guy."
Good Lord...
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 05:29 PM (5KdHa)
- MAHA supporters: Health-freedom and anti-establishment advocates who rallied around Make America Healthy Again are abandoning Trump, viewing the neoconservative pivot and war focus as a complete betrayal.
- Youth voters: Young men who swung to Trump in 2024 are bailing fast, with support dipping below 50% as they prioritize deportations and economic relief over endless foreign entanglements.
- Centrists and independents: Moderate swing voters are fleeing the GOP, sickened by the neocons' return and the war's fallout. Only one in four Americans back Trump's war.
You won! Your neocon masters managed to exploit Trump's major weakness: his ego. The resulting chaos and civil strife that their victory will yield after the Repubs are tossed from office is on YOUR heads.
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (7hHiQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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That he changed his name from Causey to Talarico (to increase constituent appeal) tells me all I need to know. Synonymous to Al Greene winning election because the electorate thought they were voting for the singer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 19, 2026 05:26 PM
Don't start none, won't be none.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (0sNs1)
Even Hunter's hoes got their beak wet.
Posted by: Sleepy Joe at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (XbKju)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Heh, old usage, I thought I remember it in Pogo comic strip but far older than that.
"Bunkum is a word meaning insincere, foolish, or empty talk; nonsense. It originated in the early 19th century from a speech given by Felix Walker, a U.S. congressman from Buncombe County, North Carolina, in 1820. During a debate on the Missouri Compromise, Walker delivered a long, irrelevant speech and defended it by saying he was speaking "to Buncombe"—referring to his constituents—rather than to Congress. His colleagues mocked the speech, and the phrase "speaking to Buncombe" quickly became a term for meaningless political rhetoric. "
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (7hHiQ)
no mention of 'boomers'. -25 points.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:31 PM (8avO+)
But you were a pioneer when NOBODY was doing it. You were in the belly of the beast, not a reposter of others' works or in the safe confines of polite company. To me you're An All Star. Cutting edge, independent street coverage where others dared not tread. Kudos always.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 05:31 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)
But how do the Joos fit into this?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:32 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 05:31 PM (gLikB)
*****
Absolutely agree.
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 05:32 PM (5KdHa)
Good Lord...
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 05:29 PM (5KdHa)
Scrotum guy was great.
He could team up with the puppetry of the penis guys and they could put on a show none of us will ever want to see...
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 05:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 05:33 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 05:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Inflated Scrotum Guy at March 19, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
LMAO
Who's bitch dis is?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 05:34 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 05:34 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Zombie Senator KKK Byrd at March 19, 2026 05:34 PM (XbKju)
Cernovich
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:34 PM (An2UP)
https://is.gd/OBRKAi
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 05:33 PM (ndZc7)
LOL...I saw that on Tousi.. Israel had warned civilians they were gonna bomb and these dumb shits stayed anyway.. Pity it didn't kill them
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:35 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Zombie Senator KKK Byrd/i]
That's the "Senator Robert C. Byrd Road to Nowhere."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:35 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 05:33 PM (Sco7b)
******
I don't remember penis guy puppetry. Unless you are are referring to something that happened at the Folsom Street Fair that Zombie reported on.
Good Lord, that was some legitimate Sodom and Gomorrah level depravity...
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (5KdHa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (lQ+/f)
Pity that Trump stopped deportations. I guess he could put the country another couple trillion in debt to send everyone some "economic relief".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (ExV1e)
But how do the Joos fit into this?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:32 PM (PYyV9)
Joos are the "neocon masters."
Posted by: Convenient isn't it? at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (TbWk/)
What makes it bounce is the very thin fine knit that is just tight enough to have some button-gap.
She's wearing almost no clothes from the waist up, in terms of density and weight.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Zombie Senator KKK Byrd at March 19, 2026 05:34 PM
Pffft. Now do railroads.
Posted by: Office of the President-Elect Gavin Newsome at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Zombie Senator KKK Byrd/i]
That's the "Senator Robert C. Byrd Road to Nowhere."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:35 PM (PYyV9)
Hey.. I invented the train to nowhere and the animal bridge to nowhere !
Posted by: Gov. Greaseball Newsom at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (VE6XX)
If they're still talking they're still lying.
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (XbKju)
Who's bitch dis is?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Disgruntled former commenter here is my guess.
Lot of flouncing going on today and idiotic speak truth to powerless here.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)
You don't have to live like a refuse collector
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (2zKgn)
Posted by: Ozzy Osborne at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:38 PM (Ia/+0)
Did you recently suffer a head injury? Have you considered medical help.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:38 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (2zKgn)
AH yeah I forgot that "neocon" is code for da Joos
She's wearing almost no clothes from the waist up, in terms of density and weight.
I am a fan, and so were millions of men at the time heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (PYyV9)
Yang Poon!
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (2zKgn)
YANG POON TROLLS!
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
Cernovich
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (L6yjK)
Yang Poon!
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I see, Berkerker has created a new entry in the AOS dictionary.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (E4rtv)
Did you recently suffer a head injury? Have you considered medical help.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:38 PM (ExV1e)
I wonder if these trolls think we are buying what they are selling or are they all foreign bots ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (VE6XX)
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor
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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Jake.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 05:04 PM (G0vdT)
+++++
There is just no pleasing you people. I apologized for my lack of observance when Biden was president and vowed to do better. I am! I am watching Trump like a hawk. Every utterance, every wink, every blink, every footfall - I will pay attention!
Posted by: Jake Trapper at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (N1OPS)
That's the one that has the cover featuring a Spanish lady wearing only whipped cream, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:51 PM
*****
You rang?
Nobody ever calls me anymore.
Posted by: Zombie Herb Alpert at March 19, 2026 05:40 PM (XbKju)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (PYyV9)
There are many shapes of mammaries. Her shape is how I recall bras being made to fit some time ago. There were also bras with partial cups that provided enough lift to achieve her look but didn't completely contain exuberant boobs.
Nowadays the preferred look is plump rather than pointy.
Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2026 05:40 PM (FMtrg)
>>>(7hHiQ)
>This clown has his finger on the pulse of the nation. Well done.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
That's my aching hemroid you feel there boyo.
- Baracky O'Fuckstick
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 19, 2026 05:40 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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You mean like Dr. Emilio Lazardo?
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:40 PM (GD0B3)
Seriously, though, I see a lot of very tall, very attractive women in my AO.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 05:40 PM (0aYVJ)
But how do the Joos fit into this?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:32 PM (PYyV9)
Joos are the "neocon masters."
Posted by: Convenient isn't it? at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (TbWk/)
Jews aren't neocons, Ukraine Nazis are neocons.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Zombie Senator KKK Byrd/i]
That's the "Senator Robert C. Byrd Road to Nowhere."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 05:35 PM (PYyV9)
Hey.. I invented the train to nowhere and the animal bridge to nowhere !
Posted by: Gov. Greaseball Newsom at March 19, 2026 05:37 PM (VE6XX)
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Pikers.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Stevens at March 19, 2026 05:42 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 05:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 05:39 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls ... (7hHiQ)
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls ... (An2UP)
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls ... (L6yjK)
Weird that the hash keeps changing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 05:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: EFG at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM (5KdHa)
I think they were or are an Australian group that put on an actual show.
I had to have learned about them here. Like other disturbing stuff. Like sounding.
'The Five'. Carville predicts Trump will resign. That guy needs to leave the house more. And that's coming from me.....
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 05:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: barbarausa
That's hot!
- Engineers
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: It's me donna
==========
The short nic trolls are different. Drive by turds.
The former regulars here are the ones that stay and argue "I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I’ve had produced that key if they hadn’t pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer. … Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. "
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
What makes it bounce is the very thin fine knit that is just tight enough to have some button-gap.
She's wearing almost no clothes from the waist up, in terms of density and weight.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 19, 2026 05:36 PM
Impressive analysis. Most impressive.
Posted by: Frank Constanza at March 19, 2026 05:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 05:44 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: barbarausa
That's hot!
- Engineers
Posted by: Chuck Martel
IT Crowd has a truly classic episode discussing bra design. Series 2 - Episode 5: Abracada-bra
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)
I know from boobs and clothes.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:43 PM
Well, that, and as a coverup for the Epstein Files.
Posted by: Ensign Keith at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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VPN shit and shows someone that knows the hash issue. E.g. a former commenter here.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM (7hHiQ
None of those sorry cucks would have so much as a committee assignment without Trump.
They'd fuck off the midterms with or without him. They're professional losers of the first water, and if he's not on the ticket, dragging them across the finish line, they'll wander off the track and start grazing in neighborhood gardens during the first lap - every single time.
Blaming Trump or his voters for their decades-long litany of gay failure is an approach - but it won't fix the failure of your Party. You might could go holler at them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 05:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: barbarausa
That's hot!
- Engineers
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Full of bosom talk and no link. Not one link.
Thank you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 05:49 PM (Puq9y)
>Wallace was the only place where the I-90 had a red light stop. It gave travelers a chance to survey the ever booming cathouse industry.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 05:50 PM (QiH4I)
https://x.com/modernhistory/
status/2034671507301966174
Posted by: barbarausa at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (enw9G)
They are done for
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Sure. Why not. The crazier and more moronic, the better.
And he's still considered an elder brain of the DNC. I think he's at the point of just starting every morning drunk on hooch. Stray voltage is the best he can do in lieu of "research".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
======
Not for folks that want to do the monkey dance. Same as in real life--sometimes they get an educational beatdown, sometimes not worth bothering. And in this case, not worth it.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:51 PM (E4rtv)
To a Louse.
"But who is he? I hear you ask.
To find out that’s a fulltime task
so varied were his moods and masks,
so broad his muse,
you’d have to get yourself a desk
at St Andrew’s –
a Socialist avant la lettre,
a folk revivalist and setter,
a proto-Thatcherite go-getter,
sell-out Blackguard,
British Romantic (only better),
SCOTIA’s BARD:
to see himself as others see him,
would frankly, Lousy, likely gie him
schizophrenia or at least, a megrim,
which begs the thought,
You wouldn’t really want to be him.
Well, maybe not.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 05:54 PM (E4rtv)
Now Trump and Co want an extra $200B from Congress to fund the war.
But healthcare? Cut.
Food stamps? Cut.
Education? Cut.
Cancer research? Cut.
Environmental protections? Cut.
And of course, taxes on the rich? Cut.
It's obscene."
-- Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social
And it insults Jesus!
James Talarico
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 05:16 PM (GUOwU)
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And he posts that on Bluesky where everyone already agrees with him.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 06:09 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:30 PM
Prepare for disappointment, Joe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 06:15 PM (4NO2D)
But...of course it was. You think Dems actually give a shit about people in other countries?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 08:04 PM (c232c)
The New Darling of the Grifter Left and Grifter Right, Joe Kent, Seems to Have Flounced From His Job Because He Knew He Was Under Investigation for Illegal Leaking
Gee, I wonder which podcasters he may have been leaking to.
Former National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent is now at the center of a reported federal investigation, with multiple sources indicating the FBI is probing whether he leaked classified information--an inquiry that, notably, appears to have been underway before his abrupt resignation earlier this week. According to Semafor's Shelby Talcott, who cited four sources familiar with the matter, the investigation predates Kent's departure from his post and focuses on whether sensitive intelligence was disclosed to individuals not authorized to receive it. Talcott initially reported that three sources confirmed the probe, later adding a fourth.
... Kent announced his resignation publicly on X, framing his exit as a break over foreign policy. In a lengthy post, he argued he could no longer support what he described as an unnecessary conflict with Iran. "I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran," Kent wrote. "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby." ... President Trump weighed in as well, offering a blunt assessment of Kent's departure and his stance on Iran. "I always thought he was a nice guy, but I always thought he was weak on security, very weak on security," Trump said. "But when I read his statement I realized, it's a good thing that he's out because he said that Iran was not a threat. Iran was a threat, every country realized what a threat Iran was. The question was whether or not they wanted to do something." The timeline now raises obvious questions. Kent's resignation was publicly tied to his disagreement over Iran policy--but the existence of a preexisting FBI investigation suggests there may have been far more unfolding behind the scenes than he wanted to admit.
If you anticipate being tried in court, it's useful to announce your solidarity with a small but passionate group of political lunatics. They'll do jury nullification on your behalf.
Dana Loesch
@DLoesch 18h Huh.
Seems like the guy was trying to get ahead of a damning story he brought on himself by leaking whatever he could get his hands on to the press, no matter how it affected our nation. Now his reported (and apparently fairly recent) conversion to the right, exclusion from intel briefings due to suspicion, and recent posts contradicting everything he's saying now have clarity.
There were 4 easily debunked lies in just this one 2 minute exchange in the interview…. pic.twitter.com/lVGNPZc2TD
— AG (@AGHamilton29) March 19, 2026
🚨 Tucker Carlson disgustingly defends 1930s British fascist Oswald Mosley - who was so aligned with the Nazis that he married at Joseph Goebbels’ house in Berlin, with Adolf Hitler as a guest - even calling him “patriotic.”
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) March 19, 2026
Carlson claimed Mosley’s “only crime was being the… pic.twitter.com/clb4wcKWPz
I saw this same wicked shit when Andrew Breitbart died - opportunists claiming to know what Andrew would've done or said or told them "in private," etc. It's the perfect "but you can't disprove it" bullshit move con artists always use. https://t.co/R55JsrKR38
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) March 19, 2026
Mary Katharine HamThe Russian Empire Restorationist, Alistair Crowley Satanist, and New Rasputin is a fan of Tuq'r and Kent:
@mkhammer 19h You'd be amazed at how often the secret and conveniently unwitnessed wishes and words of the deceased, expressed to tangential, ambitious characters reflect perfectly what those tangential, ambitious characters wanted to do and say anyway. Crazy, that.
What an endorsement.
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 19, 2026
Know the op when you see it. pic.twitter.com/7tMS7fxmC4
Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly You wanna rip the GOP apart right to its core and prevent a single America First voter from participating in the midterms? Indict Joe Kent and Tucker Carlson. See how that works out.
And how would she know this? She has never been "MAGA," by her own admission. The furthest she will lie is to say she is "MAGA-adjacent." By the way, here's where Cavernous Nostrils is now: Posting photo collages suggesting Erika Kirk killed her husband.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Know the op when you see it.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)
Me and Brit Lass still greet each other with that sometimes, quoting Team America.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (dcz8F)
@megynkelly
You wanna rip the GOP apart right to its core and prevent a single America First voter from participating in the midterms? Indict Joe Kent and Tucker Carlson. See how that works out.
Someone call the hospice and tell them Granny McNoTits wandered off the grounds, again.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (erF49)
>>>>>
Wow.
Again, I'm absolutely floored by what anti-Semitism makes people do.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (4NO2D)
Someone call the hospice and tell them Granny McNoTits wandered off the grounds, again.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (erF49)
Forever to be known as Marimba Ribs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (Zo6AB)
He was a +1.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (PYyV9)
The last text I got from Charlie Kirk before he died said that he wants all Republicans to like and subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (Zo6AB)
He was going to name his next daughter "Joeina Crabs Kirk".
Posted by: Joe's Crab Shack at March 19, 2026 03:42 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:42 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:42 PM (4NO2D)
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This sounds both jolly and festive.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 03:42 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: ...
Please, who needs parts when you have djinn?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 19, 2026 03:42 PM (a+4eV)
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Guy 2% of the GOP base have ever heard the name of is suddenly going to tear apart the base because he wrote a leftwing fever dream of a resignation letter right before getting indicted for leaking classified info to the press?
Press X for doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM
Where do the infidel Musslemen fit into this?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (4NO2D)
We don't hate the musselmen- in fact we pity them. They've been blinded by a pernicious lie.
We DO hate the demonic ideology that has enslaved them and should do everything to keep it away from our society.
Just as I don't hate the criminal, I will ensure he can't harm society, if I want to protect my fellow man.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (aeiyZ)
It must be truth if it came to me in a dream.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Iran already had a lot of money but after both Obama and Biden shipped BILLIONS of dollars to them, they had a surplus to spend on suborning people and influencing what gets said and by whom.
For some reason, the Obama wing of the left is huge in support of Iran. There are all kinds of theories, but its not really clear why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Mo at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (PqZeM)
You can tell it's broken because New Jersey got hit repeatedly this winter. CBD usually "fixes" that with the weather machine.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (7JtVb)
Get yourself some better mouthpieces, at least.
I am ashamed for these people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (8Cor4)
I need details, what sort of djinn was it? Did they use an old lamp from an Arabic cave or was it one of those they capture using Solomon's seal? Does it grant limited wishes or does it have to do what they say a long as they know its secret name?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (PYyV9)
You can tell it's broken because New Jersey got hit repeatedly this winter. CBD usually "fixes" that with the weather machine.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM
He was in France though.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (V362x)
following his resignation Trump literally said he was worried about his abilities yet no one pressed him on why he nominated him in the first place.
I would think a former Green Beret Warrant Officer with 11 combat tours, and then later worked with the CIA, would cover his tracks on disseminating sensitive information. I'm calling smoke and mirrors.
Imagine them going after someone like Kent before the creeps who raped children. Joe spoke negatively and truthfully about Israel and now he’s going to be viciously attacked. The power Israel has in the United States is staggering
Israel is the #1 threat to American sovereignty. The last president to tell them no in a serious way was JFK 5 months before his death and replacement with an administration that was the most pro-Israel yet
He didn't grow a conscience, he's someone very far to the right of the administration he served in, who hopes that criticism of America's relationship with Israel, will create more antisemitism in the US.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (JCZqz)
For some reason, the Obama wing of the left is huge in support of Iran. There are all kinds of theories, but its not really clear why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Hmm, I wonder why Iran has such contempt for America?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (Dv3i1)
We DO hate the demonic ideology that has enslaved them and should do everything to keep it away from our society.
Just as I don't hate the criminal, I will ensure he can't harm society, if I want to protect my fellow man.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (zjgNU)
(Woops, forgot to note this was a carryover from the previous thread)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (zjgNU)
It would make a great deal of sense, circumstantially, for whatever that's worth, which is not much.
Carlson's perpetual look of fake surprise seemed genuine when he was talking about how there was never any clue there would be an attack.
I mean - that's retarded. When a carrier group takes a hard left out of the Straits of Malacca and shuts off its transponders, that's a pretty good sign. If I could read it, so could anyone else. At minimum, it means "there's a real strong possibility that the US Navy is planning to push somebody's shit in near the Arabian Sea."
But he seemed stunned by it - which might suggest someone in the administration told him that it wasn't happening, that this massive show of strength was just a bluff.
And that could be someone who the administration looked at and said "that stupid dick hates Israel, and loves Carlson, and Carlson is leaking to the enemy. Leak some bullshit to dumb-dumb and let him slop Carlson's trough with it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)
It's hard to keep that from happening in a free society.
Try them for treason. Execute them by the weekend. That'll shut down a lot of shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (zjgNU)
Sort of a hallmark
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (V362x)
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That'll probably come out when the DOJ files charges in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (aeiyZ)
It's actually a good plan. If anything comes up with the investigation the left can scream "retaliation". The liberal lemmings will lap it up and it gives them extra motivation to turn out in November the longer this plays out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (0N4FZ)
SHe has a very easy case, from what I have read, but it seems like Mrs Kirk would rather not. Perhaps she doesn't want to throw Owens the attention. Perhaps she believes that despite her insanity, Candace might be a Christian and Paul encourages Christians to settle things without involving pagan courts. Maybe she just wants to turn the other cheek and move on with her life. I don't know.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM
That will come out in the indictment, presuming there is one. If it's no-billed, it's really not fair to tarnish the leaker ourselves with leaks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)
Since then I carry the flag of heavy metal high and true. For Charlie.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (7JtVb)
FWIW, a code clerk in the US Embassy, TYler Kent, lol, was stealing top secret documents and giving them to Axis spies.
"Tyler Kent was a code and cipher clerk at the U.S. Embassy in London during World War II who stole thousands of classified documents in 1940, including confidential telegrams between President Franklin D. Roosevelt and Prime Minister Winston Churchill. He accessed the materials while working in a position that required encoding and decoding sensitive diplomatic communications.
Motivations and associations included his staunch isolationist beliefs, opposition to Roosevelt's foreign policy, and involvement with the British Right Club—an antisemitic, anti-interventionist group led by Conservative MP Archibald Maule Ramsay. Kent shared some documents with Anna Wolkoff, a member of the Right Club, who sent copies to Germany via the Italian Embassy. The documents were later confirmed to have reached Wilhelm Canaris, head of the German Abwehr."
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)
He was very specific about it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (pDt9x)
Isn't that a song by Nine Inch Nails?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Boy, Tucker Tugz Nutz is try to collect all the Extreme Right Pokemons, isn't he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (P8t9A)
Since then I carry the flag of heavy metal high and true. For Charlie.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (7JtVb)
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Admit it. We all know it.
He told you to like and subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (V362x)
How about the disinfo Trump gave him about this being a good time to have an all hands mullah meeting since Trump and Israel would do nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 03:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)
It's almost like our current president understands the importance of trade and cash in diplomacy. I'm enjoying it.
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (MxCkF)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (7JtVb)
Yeah its one thing to say "glad I could serve in this administration, we have our differences, God Bless America" but to turn it into a soy Reddit rant, directly contradicting what he used to say like a year ago? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (PqZeM)
Alexander thinks that he is a famous Soviet author, don't he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (Sy6m/)
He told you to like and subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (Zo6AB)
I even joined the Patreon.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (7JtVb)
So they let Kent remain in office even though they were investigating him for leaking.
He undergoes some mystical groyper conversion between his appointment and his resignation but keeps it a secret. When did that happen exactly?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (sAmhv)
Granny Groyper wasn't as big a Good Catholic Girl three gears ago, was she?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (q177U)
Someone better get on that, stat!
For Charlie
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (aeiyZ)
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That new, leftist wife of his has some weird kinks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: So very strange at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (YwEeS)
years
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (7JtVb)
——-
[Flashing Dio horns]
— Steel Panther
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (aeiyZ)
US Academia at the time was infatuated with Eugenics. They also really hated Jews.
I've never understood Jew hatred, and until just a few years ago I thought Americans were mostly over it. I was wrong. So many of them came out of the closet after Oct 7 and during the Ukraine and Iran conflicts. I've seen many people reflexively oppose both conflicts because, "That's what the Jews want us to do!"
I absolutely do not want us involved in Ukraine and I want us to be out of Iran ASAP, but not because of, "the Jews."
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (mkw2N)
Megyns little ditty of no one showing up to vote in 2026 if this twit and Tucker are indicted is pretty funny. I might show up twice.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (dcz8F)
So...time travel?
Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (q177U)
Based on the past few years, I wouldn't be surprised. Its almost as predictable as Trans activists turning out to be groomers and child molesters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (aeiyZ)
I think he is probably pretty normal, notwithstanding probably still traumatized by the loss of his first wife. I think he just got caught up in the notion that "everyone is doing it" about leaking and ingratiating himself with leftist media, and he got caught out when the game changed underneath him.
Seems to have a bit of the case of the Jews everywhere conspiracy theory adherence, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:43 PM (PqZeM)
Just keep him away from Meg Ryan and it should take him.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (9Ovst)
Who wanted to bang divorced, American poon more than be king.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
In a top secret compartmentalized role, basically anything you say to outsiders not vetted and security cleared can be considered a leak including what you are working on at the moment.
As a former Green Beret, Kent knew what the standard was for disclosure of information which is different perhaps than a political hire that got stuck on top of an operation from the outside.
The usual play to determine whether someone is leaking by Trump is to give that person false information and see if it pops up. Depending on whether the target is a whole department or a targeting individual, you may give different people different false stories and the one that shows up in the press demonstrates who the leaker is. Then you focus on building a case by a thorough counter intel examination of that target.
Want a fictionalized taste of it, Palfrey of Westminster is free streamed on You Tube. Especially watch the first pilot episode for how to catch and destroy a traitor in place. Same process for leakers.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)
Charlie came to me in a dream and said he's a bit concerned about your diabeeetes.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)
Since then I carry the flag of heavy metal high and true. For Charlie.
Posted by: Robert
Righteous! https://tinyurl.com/ykzem6vw
Posted by: Steel Panther at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Puff Daddy files
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (aeiyZ)
Since then I carry the flag of heavy metal high and true. For Charlie.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 03:47 PM (7JtVb)
I carried shit a lot heavier than flags for metal over the years, since before charlie was born. Fuck charlie. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (PqZeM)
It looks like Joe Kent has a serious chance of getting prosecuted for his leaking. Maybe the current public persona of this chameleon is intended as a bargaining chip with respect to that.
He reportedly was excluded from important meetings for a number of months before his recent departure. I suppose they've been onto him for quite some time.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 19, 2026 03:50 PM (sAmhv)
It is funny how Tucker is magnetically attracted to Hitler sympathy as time goes on. By birth he just wants them out of the country club, but he's heading to full SS in small stages. Oswald Moseley.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (8avO+)
Yeah, that's what they did with Joe Kennedy, the dude was really clumsy and obvious about it so they just fed him nonsense and lies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)
— Steel Panther
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (aeiyZ)
Dio....*pituey*
I am the one who brought the rock horns to the KISS Army!!! ME!!! Gene Simmons!!!!
Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Because this has been a repeating issue with Trump's people. It's something that rarely affects Democrats.
I don't wonder why that is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (AkEZC)
Caverna should line up a sponsorship from Carvana.
"Much like former Nazis, I can store dozens of vintage late model cars in my Caverns of Nostrildamus."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 03:54 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (VWtfl)
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Him marrying his new wife, who writes for some Bleumenthal owned ezine that's tied to Russian propaganda, probably helped roll the ball a bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:54 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (FhXTo)
I said that when Kent first flounced and people were kvetching Tulsi hadn't fired him. They wanted to find out who he was leaking to.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (pDt9x)
I absolutely do not want us involved in Ukraine and I want us to be out of Iran ASAP, but not because of, "the Jews."
Posted by: bonhomme
Modern era, elite competition for jobs, money, power, and influence for one thing. The second is that for better or worse, a lot of Eastern European Jews got involved in various socialist and communist groups from the 1800's to the 1900's.
Not anywhere near the majority, but enough for the elites in the West to blame the whole group for the sins of the few.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (Qjj21)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)
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All I know is that Ian Carroll assures me that when Erika was 15 and living in AZ she was recruiting girls for Epstein in NY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (Zo6AB)
Since then I carry the flag of heavy metal high and true. For Charlie.
Just before Charlie died, I encountered him in a men's room. With tears welling his eyes, he told me, "Your penis is so big, so girthy and meaty, you make me feel like a skinny cuck hiding in a closet."
I'll never forget that. He was a Great American.
Posted by: Mark Levin at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: tubal
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IIRC 2019 in Syria. Got remarried to current wife in 2023.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Charlie came to me in a dream and said he's a bit concerned about your diabeeetes.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)
He assured me that, having survived net neutrality, the Biden Winters of doom and despair, and McD's running out of nuggets, I would be fine.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:53 PM (VWtfl)
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Him marrying his new wife, who writes for some Bleumenthal owned ezine that's tied to Russian propaganda, probably helped roll the ball a bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:54 PM (Zo6AB)
Morning Glory Milking Farm stories?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (dcz8F)
Yeah he's nudging up against it more and more as time goes on, its almost comical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (pDt9x)
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2018.
By ISIS in Syria (she was CIA).
In his resignation letter, he blamed her death on Israel.
Because Israel started the Syrian Civil War or started ISIS or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (Zo6AB)
15 Does anyone remember Kent cigarettes?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM
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Just the singing ads.
"For a leaker
It's a Kent"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: So very strange at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)
There has always been a huge section of the left with the same notions.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal
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IIRC 2019 in Syria. Got remarried to current wife in 2023.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Thanks for the timeline.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (pDt9x)
Charlie came to me in a dream and said he's a bit concerned about your diabeeetes.
Posted by: toby928(c)
"Hey! Stay the fook on your own side of the line!"
-- zombie Wilford Brimley
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (P8t9A)
Sorry, I know that's more of an ONT comment to make here in the afternoon, but hell....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (aeiyZ)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (InJki)
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (EDXUr)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:55 PM (pDt9x)
In Syria, 2019.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (dK+Kv)
Righteous! https://tinyurl.com/ykzem6vw
Posted by: Steel Panther at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (JCZqz)
Sarah Silverman.
*barf*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (BI5O2)
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This is the best, simplest analysis.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (RIvkX)
Sorry, I know that's more of an ONT comment to make here in the afternoon, but hell....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (dmDsy)
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"SOOOOON."
-Cthulhu, who will bring madness on a scale and to a depth you dare not fear
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (Zo6AB)
I said that when Kent first flounced and people were kvetching Tulsi hadn't fired him. They wanted to find out who he was leaking to.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Your remarks are always astute and on the mark along with your astonishing level of knowledge of aircraft and nat sec. Not surprised you sussed him out.
Me, I watched too many spy movies (not Bond for the most part) and read too many spy novels along with a histories of espionage.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (aeiyZ)
admin sources say Trump wanted him fired a while ago but Tulsi protected him. Apparently she's one of Tulsi's guys. (He was a Democrat and Bernie Supporters voter.)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Adrian Balboa at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (PqZeM)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=iBA6TThb1yI
It's a CGI demo Guillermo del Toro had made by WETA Digital when he was in preproduction on the failed adaptation of At the Mountains of Madness.
It's his vision of a Shoggoth, and it's awesome.
I put it in my Bill and Ted video.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (Zo6AB)
It's almost like our current president understands the importance of trade and cash in diplomacy. I'm enjoying it.
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 03:49 PM (MxCkF)
The more I think about it, the more I realize we should do everything possible to ensure that a politician doesn't become president.
They seem to have the least connection of any profession to reality, except for maybe "celebrities".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (W2Pud)
He can piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (2WIwB)
I mean this is schoolyard nonsense. Who gives a shit about these two?
They are both out of their tree and should be ignored
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (sAmhv)
Of course not, but God has mercy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:01 PM (E4rtv)
The turkey vultures have returned from Texas and are landing on my roof.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (u82oZ)
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They have a better sense of smell than even T-Rex!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:01 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: So very strange at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)
Almost like the parties never switched! Wait until you hear what the Left really thinks about blacks!! Hint: watch a hip hop video
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 04:01 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (u82oZ)
It's illegal to shoot them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:01 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (dcz8F)
So...time travel?
Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2026 03:52 PM (q177U)
That will be tough since the Jews already have a time machine in addition to their space lasers.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:02 PM (zjgNU)
Or better yet, a federal judge will just dismiss it.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (GX4Ce)
Posted by: Fuck This at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (4bExT)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
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Trump has stood by Tulsi in the past. I wonder how/how this will change things.
I also wonder if she will need comforting if she is canned.
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (EDXUr)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:02 PM
Isn't that the plot of Assassin AD33? This Jesus guy, he knows too much.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Mad Man at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (GZYu7)
Nobody saw those two aircraft carriers parked off the coast until negotiations broke down. They were just running drills.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 04:04 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Fuck This at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (4bExT)
Well, bye.
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at March 19, 2026 04:04 PM (4NO2D)
I mean this is schoolyard nonsense. Who gives a shit about these two?
They are both out of their tree and should be ignored
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (61TgR)
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This.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 04:04 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (GZYu7)
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TFW you were promised $150-200 a barrel but have to try and get excited by $100 a barrel for 2 solid weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:04 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Adrian Balboa at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (dmDsy)
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[nodding sagaciously]
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 04:04 PM (aeiyZ)
He reminds me of Fuentes, who both work at the mirror with mousse to get that little curl "just so." With a totally carefree and natural vibe. Not.
I can put on my make-up, rip out my hot curlers, flip my hair around, and be ready in 10min flat. Sometimes mascara in a moving car if running late. This is basically unchanged for decades, even back when I looked good. I am still unconquered as redneck conservative womman vs a liberal, shrieking and angry harpy. I still got it.
Kent's testosterone is the same level of Fuentes. Basically estrogen Pretti Good Boi.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (WONhk)
So, what made him think that this wouldn't be discovered? Who is in place to protect that behavior? AND, more importantly, if no one is in place to protect his acts, does that mean that the Deep State is flailing and pulling "Hail Marys" in an effort to shape foreign policy in an effort to sabotage the current administrations policy?
This just seems either really stupid on Kent's part, or done out of necessity having lost infrastructure to proceed otherwise.
This is weird.
Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (dIske)
They must be grifters, Nazis, criminals, haters of Jews, agents of Qatar, or worse. There can be no honest difference of opinion here. We must build American gulags for them.
And there is only ever one issue of importance. Who knows what these people think about taxes, debt, immigration, vote fraud, DEI, crime, inflation etc etc, but it doesn't matter. None of these are the issue of importance.
Personally, I think we waited to long to whack the ayatollahs. They were allowed to perfect very effective ballistic missiles and drones. Israel has mostly shut down coverage of the damage done to them but they Iranians have been more effective than the public knows.
Perhaps they will send me to the gulag for being more agressive than the Israel Lobby. You gotta be right in lockstep with them, just as with the Bolsheviks.
Posted by: TITP at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (OUE/9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 03:45 PM (8Cor4)
*******
Not sure why she hasn't. Maybe she's just waiting till after the Tyler Robinson trial.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 496
Her cans will need comforting?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (mFhj8)
But gas prices are staying up and rising, something is being manipulated behind the scenes to hurt America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (PYyV9)
I mean this is schoolyard nonsense. Who gives a shit about these two?
They are both out of their tree and should be ignored
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM
Do you mean here? Or in general? I mean, in general they are nothing. But here, the mocking is amusing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
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Trump has stood by Tulsi in the past. I wonder how/how this will change things.
I also wonder if she will need comforting if she is canned.
Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2026 04:03 PM (EDXUr)
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Team Trump has caught moles before; keeping them around is the best way to identify them IMHO.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ace
Libertarian 2012-2019, Democrat 2019-2021 to depending on sources and voted for Bernie in the Dem primary, and then GOP 2022-2026.
Two unsuccessful runs at Congress in Washington state, targeting a GOP never trumper female, Herrera Beutler in 2022, Congress critter that voted for Trump's impeachment. He lost that race and a rematch with the Dem that won the seat in 2024.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bill Jones from Microsoft at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Fuck This
>Reality is a bitch.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (GD0B3)
Try this again, but this time consider the possibility that maybe Israel is not somehow mind controlling the world.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
But gas prices are staying up and rising, something is being manipulated behind the scenes to hurt America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (PYyV9)
Aw now, that’s Krazy Konspiracy stuff! Who would do that?
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:07 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 04:07 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (4NO2D)
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We must change the world in our little gray boxes! Only topics that change the world allowed!
(Also, I'm the only one that doesn't actually see the boxes anymore right? Blockquotes just don't seem to render on any browser on my machine anymore. It's weird. Been going on for a few days.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:07 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 04:07 PM (YsPj+)
They must be grifters, Nazis, criminals, haters of Jews, agents of Qatar, or worse. There can be no honest difference of opinion here. We must build American gulags for them.
....
Posted by: TITP at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (OUE/9)
You're argument would work a LOT better if Tucker weren't just out defending a guy who invited Hitler to his wedding.
Look, people can oppose the Iran war without being a Nazi.
I don't think you can defend the Nazis without be a Nazi sympathizer, though.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (zjgNU)
This just seems either really stupid on Kent's part, or done out of necessity having lost infrastructure to proceed otherwise.
This is weird.
Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2026 04:05 PM (dIske)
Leaking has been common as dirt for the last 50 years at least and nobody has been punished for it, or very few. That's the most sensible part.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: cherries in season at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (grwUh)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (viF8m)
"These are the secret teachings of Jesus given to Judas Thomas the Twin, whoso shall read them shall not taste death"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (XWPh2)
The turkey vultures have returned from Texas and are landing on my roof.
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You're are fucked.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (pZ64F)
Look, people can oppose the Iran war without being a Nazi.
I don't think you can defend the Nazis without be a Nazi sympathizer, though.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (zjgNU)
*Your
Dangit.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:57 PM (dmDsy)
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"SOOOOON."
-Cthulhu, who will bring madness on a scale and to a depth you dare not fear
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (Zo6AB)
Your comment reminded me of a cartoon I wrote many years ago, not published, just for a website... It showed a man standing over a baby's crib, and the caption was simply "Soooon."
It's gross, I know, it's just the direction my sense of humor has always gone, at least back then.
And I apologize profusely to everyone from the Art Thread! I wasn't the one that made that (even to me) inappropriate joke about the babies, I only mention this because TJM said "Soooon..."
So it's all his fault!!! Blame him!!!
Yes, I could have chosen to not even post this, but I did anyway, and yet it's not my fault!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 04:09 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: LASue
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Her hubby, George Farmer, got fired by his father from his directorship at GB News this week. GB News lost millions of pounds last year. Probably why CO is going mental.
Supposedly George made an offer to take over Turning Point and it was rejected. Not surprised as George has a history of running NGOs into the ground after Daddy's money got him the jobs running them in the first place.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 19, 2026 04:09 PM (YoT4f)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM
They couldn't even make the trains to the camps run on time.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:09 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: tubal
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IIRC 2019 in Syria. Got remarried to current wife in 2023.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Man, he sure lined up a new chick super quick.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (7JtVb)
Posted by: MC Fraught at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (t3kcu)
In that time, he was kicked out of Iran meetings because of his leaking.
But yes, his views are just honestly held and came from intimate knowledge of the situation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (GD0B3)
Yeah the Rasputin look isn't really cool in modern Russia. They even have hot chick spokeswomen and meme commercials to make fun of people.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (viF8m)
"These are the secret teachings of Jesus given to Judas Thomas the Twin, whoso shall read them shall not taste death"
Posted by: gKWVE
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I hate Gnosticism with a passion. Opposite of what Jesus stood for, Logos.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:46 PM (BI5O2)
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This is the best, simplest analysis.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 03:58 PM (RIvkX)
This seems to connect some of the dots reported over the past few weeks.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (mFhj8)
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can we ask her to show her tits ??
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (zjgN
You can if you're a Nazi
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (dcz8F)
Charlie Kirk said the green Apple Jacks were a 21st century lie by Jews who wanted to mind control potential Epstein victims.
Posted by: ...
"When they mixed the green Apple Jacks with the multicolored Fruit Loops --- that's when I knew that I had them!"
--- things Zombie Charlie "Cap'n Queeg" Kirk Never Said, Volume 3
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (P8t9A)
Tora, Tora ,Tora
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (Ia/+0)
So it's all his fault!!! Blame him!!!
Yes, I could have chosen to not even post this, but I did anyway, and yet it's not my fault!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 04:09 PM (dmDsy)
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As my children know: I am the worst.
It is always my fault.
It is only right and just and moral to blame me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Traitors mentally look for justification to have done what they did. Easy reach to simply retro their mental history to claim victimhood.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw"
If you kick me a little sumpthin I'll tell everything you said is TRUE!
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (7JtVb)
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"I know, right?"
-Thomas Massie, remarried 18 months after his first wife died
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: So very strange at March 19, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)
You can tell it's a transnational psyop because Big Media keeps trying to portray them as "far-right" in the European style, even though all socialists are coded Far-Left in America. The Worldie string-pullers can't help showing their hand, since they can't get out of their own heads. They think their own cultural bias is objective.
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: banana Dream
Plant plenty of cactus and yucca plants. Spanish Bayonet is a good variety for security. If devilish, plant pyracantha which is truly a demon plant.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (viF8m)
@EYakoby
Charlie Kirk on the night the U.S. bombed Iran last June:
“And you might say, ‘Charlie, do you support or oppose this?’ I support President Trump. That’s my answer. I know the man. He’s the man for the hour.”
https://tinyurl.com/bdde4a57
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JackStraw
Oh great, he'll claim I endorsed his Marijuana Dispensary
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: runner
"Mornin', Sam."
"Mornin', Ralph."
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (mFhj8)
But gas prices are staying up and rising, something is being manipulated behind the scenes to hurt America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (PYyV9)
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My understanding is that gas is a cash business - no pay on credit, even for the real big retailers. The payment goes through as the tanker truck shows up. Since there is huge volatility in the gas market right now, the retailers cannot get caught short in the event of a price spike, so they hedge to make sure they have the cash to pay for the next shipment.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (GZYu7)
The Israel Lobby ate my baby!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)
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He's got the signs all printed already!
An ewok with his favorite bong!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (Zo6AB)
Trump is an antisemitic Nazi who hates the Jews.
Also
Trump is a tool of the Jews and does their bidding.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:06 PM (viF8m)
"These are the secret teachings of Jesus given to Judas Thomas the Twin, whoso shall read them shall not taste death"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (XWPh2)
Someone mentioning Gnostic teachings in a Texan Senate race wasn't on my Bingo Card.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)
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she just hired Dan Caldwell; she needs to get the fuck out of the administration
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace
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I resemble that remark. I blame my former job for it.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:08 PM (zjgN
You can if you're a Nazi
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 04:11 PM (dcz8F)
I should have including "at least "....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Anna Puma
My heart will always be with Alexander Vindman, but it just....wasn't meant 😢 (sniff), I'm sorry, wasn't meant to be! 😭
Maybe in another lifetime, my love!!!!
Posted by: Joe Kent at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Peaches at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (vWBRj)
"We need to focus on domestic issues, and are too far in debt to spend this much money expending ordnance on the other side of the world. Iran is an evil place, but the world is full of evil places, and it is not our job to police the world. America First means staying out of global conflicts, and we're already far too busy in other nations we shouldn't be to begin with."
See how you can do it? Israel doesn't have to even come into it. You don't have to echo Iranian talking points. You don't have to attack Trump. Unless that was your goal from the start, I guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (PYyV9)
You'll need to fill out the Minion application. And provide 2 forms of identification.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (u82oZ)
Trump is an antisemitic Nazi who hates the Jews.
Also
Trump is a tool of the Jews and does their bidding.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (GUOwU)
You are wearing your neck brace, yes?
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:14 PM (pDt9x)
An ewok with his favorite bong!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM
Keep On Tuckin'
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)
At least what the voices in my tin foil hat say.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2026 04:15 PM (wBaIH)
With USAID shut down I wonder who's paying them now.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 04:15 PM (lFFaq)
>>Oh great, he'll claim I endorsed his Marijuana Dispensary
Worse, he'll divulge you drive a 1992 Gold Acura Legend with the License Plate: ShlvGod
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 04:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: banana Dream
Plant plenty of cactus and yucca plants. Spanish Bayonet is a good variety for security. If devilish, plant pyracantha which is truly a demon plant.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)
Since Erika was right there when he was shot that makes her a heck of an assassin to pull that off.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)
"It wasn't wearing Crocs that bothered me about garrett -- it was that he wore socks with them and he hiked his seersucker Bermuda shorts up to just under his nipples."
-- "Confessions from the Ex-Ace"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 04:15 PM (P8t9A)
Posted by: runner
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Dan was apparently cleared from the whole Signal Gate crap and subsequent leak investigation at DoW. Some weird interpersonal relations between Hegseth's former chief of staff Kasper (IIRC), and Caldwell (and some other types).
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
Also
Trump is a tool of the Jews and does their bidding.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 04:13 PM (GUOwU)
Don't forget that he's also a member of the Klan.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:16 PM (zjgNU)
"It wasn't wearing Crocs that bothered me about garrett -- it was that he wore socks with them and he hiked his seersucker Bermuda shorts up to just under his nipples."
-- "Confessions from the Ex-Ace"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2026 04:15 PM (P8t9A)
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"My only regret was that date with Allahpundit."
-ace's last text to me before his death
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:16 PM (Zo6AB)
I read that headline for current news.
I need to go be productive. I'll probably last 10min.
I need a team to arrive to my castle and take directions. It's like I've had amnesia for 2wks, which is possibly due to blowing out spinal fluid with snot.
I am a horrible patient.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Man, he sure lined up a new chick super quick.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (7JtVb)
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Four years? Not that quick. And what would it matter how quick it was.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)
Yeah its a trickle of new one-names who are terribly disappointed with you LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Soap operas usually work in a twin or super disguise that the audience can still see as that person.
I think though the intimation is that Erika is a Bond villian sekret sniper and intel asset.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (aTgV0)
Akagi
Kaga
Sōryū
Hiryū
Shōkaku
Zuikaku
These six carriers formed the core of the Japanese Pearl Harbor Striking Force, launching a total of 353 aircraft in two waves during the attack. All six carriers survived the attack and returned safely to Japan, though they were later lost in subsequent battles of the Pacific War. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (4NO2D)
Yeah its a trickle of new one-names who are terribly disappointed with you LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (PYyV9)
I know, right?
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (pDt9x)
Bongino Report
@BonginoReport
@dbongino
"Joe Kent is a LIAR."
He doesn't hold anything back in response to last night's interview that set the internet on fire
https://tinyurl.com/4pydwnp2
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (4MsaP)
I read that headline for current news.
I need to go be productive. I'll probably last 10min.
I need a team to arrive to my castle and take directions. It's like I've had amnesia for 2wks, which is possibly due to blowing out spinal fluid with snot.
I am a horrible patient.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (WONhk)
Reminds me of Concussed Basil Faulty with German guests telling everyone not to mention the war.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:19 PM (PYyV9)
I don't like the implications of this.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:19 PM (erF49)
Trump could easily repeat the mistake Bush the Elder made by calling off the first Gulf War after 100 hours without even getting a peace treaty much less requiring that they hand over Saddam and formally relinquish claims to Kuwait and WMD programs. Leaving Saddam in place even after his military was defeated just sowed the seeds for the next, even bigger war.
There is deep, widespread opposition to the brutal theocracy but the opposition has no guns. The IRGC and the Basij have all the guns.
Israel's approach of launching widespread small drone hits against the regime enforcers helps, but it is not near enough.
And it's a tough sell for the Persian population if it is seen as the Jews and the Arabs imposing a new government on them. Another reason for us to be seen separately than the Gulf states and Israel.
Posted by: TITP at March 19, 2026 04:19 PM (OUE/9)
I don't like the implications of this.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:19 PM (erF49)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:20 PM (Zo6AB)
"186 Democrats kick and scream as critical bill targeting fraudsters narrowly passes House"
Excerpt:
"Despite heavy opposition from Democrats, the Deporting Fraudsters Act of 2026 narrowly passed the House of Representatives Wednesday.
The bill, sponsored by Ohio GOP Rep. Dave Taylor, passed 231-186, with all 186 nays coming from the Democratic Party, according to Fox News.
The purpose of the bill is to amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to more stringently target fraud."
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 04:20 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (PYyV9)
2 names is were all the action’s at, cool cat.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 04:20 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: eleven
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In opera, exits take a really long time.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: MC Fraught at March 19, 2026 04:10 PM (t3kcu)
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I only care about Israel to the extent they can counterbalance the Islamic hordes. They've soaked up a bunch of shit from them. As for your daughters, so far Iran has only taken potshots at us, but we've taken their crap for 40 some years. Time for them to go night night. Before they get real lucky.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 04:20 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: LASue
......
Must be the price of eggs.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 04:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM (GZYu7)
during COVID lockdowns?
ha ha I crack myself up thinking DC did any of that crap.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JackStraw"
It's not like I'm trying to shovel snow or something.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (aTgV0)
Holy fuckballs. I don't know what I missed here but you just made the coveted Peaches prayer list. xx, girl.
Posted by: Peaches at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (vWBRj)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)
..........................
When Basil started goosestepping I nearly died laughing. With his fingers for a Hitler moustache.
Great show! Our crazy mother had us watch it at their house and we loved it. Also Mr. Bean (she met him on a plane and said he's naturally weird).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: wth
Posted by: Moron math at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (QqOgF)
And what precisely are those good faith arguments?
Very few people disagree with the axiom that what is good for Israel isn’t necessarily good for the United States. You can actually insert any country into that statement.
But that’s not the argument they are making. In fact in the case of Kent, the argument is counter factual. As are many fallacies posing as arguments that Tucker makes.
Specificity matters. So does the truth
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (kgE5c)
Jokes on them...it's a full 9 months until Festivus.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (erF49)
This whole Kent debacle is on Tulsi Gabbard. She should have fired his ass when Trump Inc. told her to. He was leaking. And if JD Vance defends any of this he can sit '28 out.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (IifOV)
Every day I think, "That's it. They can't get worse." Sure enough, the next day, they are.
They've mutated into social cancers.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (pDt9x)
_______
I doubt that would work if you're counting on Tucker & Co. The lefties are much better at that s***.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
Signalgate has nothing to do with my statement. He ran to Cucker hours after being canned to whine about the administration. He was very likely leaking shit to him. Pretty much looked like it from the tenor.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (GD0B3)
Also know as the Deporting Ilhan Omar Or Whatever Her Real Names Is ACT
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (QiH4I)
He wouldn't be the first guy who flipped his politics to appease a woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Abolish The Deep State at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)
thank you
Posted by: DanMan at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (QqOgF)
you don't have sisters I suppose.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 04:21 PM (QqOgF)
She's insanely jealous that Kirk married Erica and not her. Note that she started this (unless I am mistaken) after he was dead and could not defend his own wife.
Owens is evil. Borderline personality disorder with a malignant streak of narcissism mentally ill. As well as mean and cruel. What does she hope to gain? Other than money?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (pZ64F)
The implication being we have, now, AI Ace?
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: UGAdawg
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Duke Cunningham was a respected Vietnam era war ace, long time member of Congress, and yet took bribes that led to his losing his seat and going to prison.
People are complex and have complex motivations to make them do what they do.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (erF49)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM
He will be missed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (4NO2D)
At least he'll still be able to vote.
Posted by: Peaches at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (vWBRj)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (pZ64F)
Jarrett and Rice that ran Obama's foreign policy are pro-Islam. It might actually be that simple.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM
He will be missed.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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I thought that was Buzzion's gig.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv)
Reminds me of a video I saw that showed how to get Farrah Fawcett's big hair flip. Big back curls all around her face then flip her hair back and forth like six times ala headbanger, and a bit of teasing with a comb. It looks adorable and nostalgic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:17 PM
Their concern is:
[X] Noted
[ ] Other Than Noted
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:25 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: JoaByden at March 19, 2026 04:25 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:25 PM (aTgV0)
Personally I hope Trump declares victory and begins to wrap things up over there. Let Israel and the Arab states mop up.
You know who loves the Iran attacks? Hillzabub. When Hillary is a fan, maybe rethink your strategy.
https://tinyurl.com/4tt57dwf
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 04:25 PM (5NJmc)
@Worldsource24
BREAKING: The new Iranian Basij commander who received the position yesterday was killed today.
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Who will Trump negotiate with?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:25 PM (Zo6AB)
As Al Bundy said, nobody hates women like other women.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:25 PM (2ocoG)
Jarrett and Rice that ran Obama's foreign policy are pro-Islam. It might actually be that simple.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
It is even simpler. Iran hates us, the Left hates us. Thus they are all buddies.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at
you are not a black, low IQ, ugly woman who was in love with and wanted to marry a white guy, that later kicked you out of his circle of besties and married a shockingly beautiful white girl, and did bother inviting you to his wedding, right ?
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:26 PM (GD0B3)
He wouldn't be the first guy who flipped his politics to appease a woman.
Posted by: JackStraw
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True but his flip flop to Dems and voting for Bernie in 2020 preceded his new wife. My guess is the guy was never firmly grounded in what he believed in the first place.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv)
Um, MAGA isn't MAGA because it's stupid. Clearly, you aren't MAGA. MAGA are engaged, informed. It's not a cult. Trump is the driver of the parade that has been around for decades. Pretty sure MAGA can see the screen and what's behind it better and better now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (gLikB)
He wouldn't be the first guy who flipped his politics to appease a woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)
********
That explains a lot.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (NpAcC)
She stated outright that when she wins the presidency she'll attack Iran. I mean, in no uncertain terms.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM
Bananas and Rice >>> Jarrett and Rice
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (kgE5c)
Ba-Dum Tss
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Right? I said the other day I would break into NORAD, push that button with my dick and burn the middle east off the planet. Dude's wife was killed by an asshole financed by Iran, and yet they're no threat. Um..no, send them all to hell.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (Kt19C)
Ba-Dum Tss
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (aTgV0)
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It's really just a sign that America is losing really badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The cardboard mullahs. Trump needs to learn how to throw his voice to make the gig work.
Sit the cardboard mullahs around the table with Trump in Geneva and let the negotiations begin.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (2ocoG)
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Like...to dinner?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:23 PM
Yeah but, I'm not going to prison for sex.
Wait....
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)
Jarrett and Rice that ran Obama's foreign policy are pro-Islam. It might actually be that simple.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
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Follow the money.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (rj6Yv)
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We are losing! Hormuz, Hormuz, Hormuz, did not prepare, quagmire, Hegseth ate a Ton of Lobster, neocon !!11!
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (GD0B3)
True. I suspect most people who can make 180 ideological flips in the blink of an eye are never true believers in any cause.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The cardboard mullahs. Trump needs to learn how to throw his voice to make the gig work.
Sit the cardboard mullahs around the table with Trump in Geneva and let the negotiations begin.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (E4rtv)
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"I am the new Supreme Leader. I'm here to bang hookers, get peed on by hookers, and unconditionally surrender to America."
"That guy will do."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)
Funniest single episode of any TV show, followed closely by the Wings episode where Brian thinks Faye is a serial killer.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (zjgNU)
@Worldsource24
BREAKING: The new Iranian Basij commander who received the position yesterday was killed today.
Damn. Not even letting them finish the New Employee Onboarding program.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (EHbhi)
The bidding starts at one....million....dollars.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (dmDsy)
There is no harm a man won't do to himself for a small patch of belly fur.
Posted by: Gramps always said... at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (erF49)
Posted by: ace
I don't know what that is? Is it like 'The Super Adventure Club' or something?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ian S.
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Probably working on another post.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: vizzy at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (qwdJy)
You forgot the Joooos.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM
It's been known by the major intel agencies for some time.
Often a double for Ace would appear in public for security purposes.
Eventually, only the doubles kept appearing and the actual Ace stopped appearing at all. That was the tell.
Posted by: TITP at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM (OUE/9)
Posted by: UGAdawg
Don't pull that hero shit now! I was a war hero, too, and you guys did nothing but mock me and besmirch my honor!!! 🎖 🥇
Posted by: John Kerry at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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C'est possible.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (XvL8K)
Its brilliant! Its Strategic Martyrdom!!
No joke, someone said that
https://x.com/MaxNordau/
status/2034369090429608012
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ace
I don't know what that is? Is it like 'The Super Adventure Club' or something?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 19, 2026 04:29 PM
You never listened to Limbaugh? Do you also live in Rio Linda?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (2ocoG)
Ba-Dum Tss
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 04:27 PM (aTgV0)
Gotta love that. Like watching the nintendo duck hunt game.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (snZF9)
Then this all ends.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (pZ64F)
I find their champagne to be a bit pedestrian.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (pDt9x)
.......
Didn't even have time to finish the HR paperwork.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (UjdFS)
BREAKING: The new Iranian Basij commander who received the position yesterday was killed today."
The Iranian regime is going to need press gangs to fill vacant positions.
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (GUOwU)
Yep. They hate America as originated and constructed. Destroying it to create it anew is the goal. Whether true believers or not, Islamification of some degree is the useful hammer for the nail.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: goatexchange at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (nDNgQ)
Imagine how much anxiety you are causing me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (viF8m)
Eh, consider how garrett feels about now.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (pDt9x)
She'll have the Lingonberry Pancakes.
Posted by: Gramps always said... at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM
The guy he's been threatening to murder every evening; Garrett.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Marcus T
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People get hung up on biographies sometimes. Better to track actions and statements. Someone unstable in their politics (as seen by his conversions) with a personal tragedy are likely unmoored.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The cardboard mullahs. Trump needs to learn how to throw his voice to make the gig work.
Trump lured the gay mullah out with a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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It will be necessary to form a council of citizens for negotiations to begin. But first eliminate the Basij.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
Not as much pro-Islam as anti-Israel. They despise Israel and its transition from socialist backwater to free-market powerhouse. They wanted Iran to be the power in the middle East as a counterweight to Israel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (n9ltV)
Old Limbaugh reference. For real, the left started to hold seminars teaching leftists how to call his show and totally pwn him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (erF49)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at
you are not a black, low IQ, ugly woman who was in love with and wanted to marry a white guy, that later kicked you out of his circle of besties and married a shockingly beautiful white girl, and did bother inviting you to his wedding, right ?
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:26 PM (GD0B3)
*********
She was cruel to Macron's wife too.
Not a fan of the Macron's, but I was disgusted about how she wouldn't let it go. It was nonstop.
She's an evil, mentally ill woman.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:28 PM (GD0B3)
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Crab legs? Shrimp? I'm not picky!
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (GD0B3)
Imagine how much anxiety you are causing me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (viF8m)
Eh, consider how garrett feels about now.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (pDt9x)
Have a few gummies, it'll all just fade away.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 04:33 PM (dmDsy)
BREAKING: The new Iranian Basij commander who received the position yesterday was killed today."
The Iranian regime is going to need press gangs to fill vacant positions.
Posted by: Ripley
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That is where the Indian staffing firms come in. We can ship them our H1B's to fill key positions in the IRGC and Basij forces.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
Then this all ends.
Posted by: toby928(c)
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:30 PM (viF8m)
Was he your dealer?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The cardboard mullahs. Trump needs to learn how to throw his voice to make the gig work.
Sit the cardboard mullahs around the table with Trump in Geneva and let the negotiations begin.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:28 P
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)
That could be it whigster. Because he innately knows better.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: rickb223
I saw that one. Hilarious. And the video of Motjaba focusing on the Eurovision competition for Iran as choreographer.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)
That could be it whigster. Because he innately knows better.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM (kACBq)
We can all agree that he screwed the pooch though, yes?
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)
A twist of paranoid schizophrenia about the French Foreign Legion and Jews.
Plus delusions of grander...which may fall under the malignant narcissist ICD code, scrambled with borderline personality disorder.
Basically she's a casserole of psych diagnoses that I can see. I am not a shrink or a psych nurse, but I did take a walloping amt of psych classes to determine that I am not at all insane and despised every bit of it.
Because I had to in my nursing major. I hated the classes and rotating through psych as a student. My husband and classmates and professor would verify how much I endured in this nightmare of half a semester.
Boyfriend/husband would have to almost pry my hands off his car door to leave me at these places whimpering. Fellow students felt the same, so I was not alone.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM (QiH4I)
NICE!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (dmDsy)
So anyway....
Posted by: goatexchange at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM
They killed Ace?! Those bastards!!!
Posted by: Stan at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (kACBq)
I can tell you but you'll have to subscribe to my podcast.
Be one of the first to join the Founders Club and be registered to win fancy prizes!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (2ocoG)
Not as much pro-Islam as anti-
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Recommended edit.
Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (PYyV9)
So anyway....
Posted by: goatexchange at March 19, 2026 04:32 PM
They killed Ace?! Those bastards!!!
Posted by: Stan at March 19, 2026 04:35 PM (kgE5c)
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I know the feeling.
Posted by: Kenny at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: banana Dream
Naked Sniper is my new, I mean, nude, band.
Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Look up "Crazy Bitch". It's just her picture.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 04:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Was he your dealer?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 04:34 PM
He needs a dealer? Have you seen that man's greenhouse?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Politics is dirty business
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Marcus T
As his favorite tranny hooker, I can tell you that he did indeed lean to the left, and that he did leak...like, constantly. From every hole.
Posted by: Tao Kwon Cock at March 19, 2026 04:37 PM (dmDsy)
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Hang the three of them by their heels. Put him in the middle. Perfect symmetry.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 04:38 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: ... at March 19
Marketplace? I thought it was Mockingplace.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (z7/Fg)
"President Trump calling for the Supreme Leader."
"Just a minute..." *BOOM* Shit. *puts hand over receiver*
NEXT !
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ian S.
Heh! I was not an active listener though I admired the guy and often agreed with him. I was never much of a talk radio/podcast/whatever listener.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 04:39 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Look up "Crazy Bitch". It's just her picture.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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There is a racial component to her rant.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Alexander Vindman, ukraine Defense Minister and Prince of Persia at March 19, 2026 04:41 PM (WQ1Ab)
The DNC held seminars to train people how to troll conservative talk radio. Hence "seminar caller". Rush (and Mark Steyn who frequently guest hosted) were pretty good at figuring out which ones they were and trolling them right back.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 04:22 PM (pZ64F)
The implication being we have, now, AI Ace?
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (pDt9x)
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Like the premise of the Caprica TV series. Ace is a sentient avatar with all his memories and knowledge, until he transfers himself into a centurion prototype and becomes the first Cylon.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:45 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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Her history going back to a teenager indicates a desire for vengeance and hatred.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 19, 2026 04:46 PM (XMwZJ)
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Me-agin put Kent and Carlson together for that bit. She's thinking Tucker Carlson is some important MAGA figure.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 04:52 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Duh at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM (xydzH)
Posted by: Duh at March 19, 2026 05:05 PM
Well, that's a takeaway. A strange brain damaged takeaway, but still a take.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 05:13 PM (4NO2D)
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Poll: 84% of Republicans Agree With Trump on Iran, 6% Agree with Me-Again Kelly and Tuq'r Qarlson
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Q: But are people leaving MAGA?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (a/dOO)
I'm almost sorry to see this topic because I could spew about Ilhan Omar all day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (RNLG/)
Posted by: Tuq'r Qatarlson at March 19, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Kim Jong-un with 110% Approval at March 19, 2026 02:20 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (a/dOO)
Hell more then 6% of Republicans would agree to a hands free prostate exam from Big Mike Obama
Posted by: Wesley Snipes adjusting his sunglasses at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)
Wait until you see the 2003 numbers from Republicans on the Iraq War.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (ewuvP)
Hell yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (iFmuQ)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (dcz8F)
Not MAGA.....and cases against him still proceeding if you trust Wikipedia...
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Sco7b)
Keep supporting him, fellow MAGATs! It scares the shyte out of lefty mental cases, which amuses me. (I've been binge-watching tiktoks of American "refugees" to other countries.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (BCuCF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)
Put your best guess below …
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (iFmuQ)
And that's why we must ban every person who voted for Trump from ever voting again, they support the destruction of the US and must never be given the chance to do this harm again.
Felons don't have the right to vote, what Trump voters have done is far worse than most felonies. I don't understand why people are so hesitant to punish people for their bad decisions
Mainstream media's rapid lurch to the far-right shouldn't be a surprise to anyone given how they've all bent the knee, obeyed in advanced, bribed the regime with fake settlements, etc.
Libertarians, and Republican, are adjacent. Trump still has a low 40's approval number. America runs off Dunkin and sadism.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (a/dOO)
The academics and experts were screeching
"HAWLEY SMOOT GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE WEIMAR LEVEL INFLATION TWENTY-DOLLAR AVOCADOS" regarding PDT's tariffs so it was a low bar. The hysteria was slightly amusing to watch, but knowing a whole bunch of people were uncritically and credulously buying into this blithering bullshit definitely killed the buzz.
Posted by: But they're economists dontcha know at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)
Ok, I lasted about two seconds only because I had to blow my nose.
I should start a podcast! Yet I have no time nor anything to say.
Which is basically a podcast of these twits as they often have nothing to say except for exciting clicks and $.
Or people simply wanting to see Candace Owens go completely insane on air, eyes popping, nostrils enlarging, hair suddenly frizzing, before she tries to bite through the restraints. Otherwise I don't know who watches her insanity dribble forth as "content."
Today's Owen's special: Bridget, a man with a penis, killed Charlie Kirk and is having his baby with a French Foreign Legion OB/GYN at gunpoint! Reports are that the baby may be a Jew!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yeah, she makes me nauseous too. Remember to hydrate.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (RNLG/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (dcz8F)
As a lifelong Republican, I am so distraught by Herr Fuhrer dRump's unnecessary bombing of the peace loving Iranian religious leaders that I find myself compelled to support the Democrats from here on out. -- Fives of People (a reasonable band name)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (OoFl2)
Joe Kent?
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
I really hope Jesse Kelly doesn't puss out. I like him. Used to shoot the shit on X all the time.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (iFmuQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (erF49)
So I guess I'll put this DUmmie down for not supporting voting rights?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (BCuCF)
Same thing happened to Ann Coulter. Can't stand any of them now.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (y171U)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (Jt2TP)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)
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Weird how Democrats can't seem to turn that low approval into electoral gains, huh?
D+3 for November is still looking like a best case scenario.
You know...a weak showing for an out of power party taking up a small bit of turnout differential to get some kind of small advantage in base turnout.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (pn+sm)
You are MAWA: Make America Whiny Again
Isolationist, or Code Pinker?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (+ERId)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (ayRl+)
Oh well. I guess Bolton and friends get another swing at it.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)
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Musk said like a year ago that the vast majority of Fuentes' traffic on X came from the third world.
It's Pakistani bots propping up voices meant to divide America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM
They asked people questions, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)
And he was the guy that shot a 17 on an 18-hole golf course!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)
Well, you appear to be winning if it makes you feel better.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yeah, she makes me nauseous too. Remember to hydrate.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (RNLG/)
I think she's moderately attractive.
But I'm in Canada and won't see exposed biologically female human flesh for a few more months...
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (mFhj
Trump, Hegseth, Rubio and Gabbard have run a really airtight administration, without many leaks. I suspect they are also holding onto a number of leakers who are "high end" sources and feed them a lot of crap.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (Zo6AB)
I am sure some USAID style funding is involved in their inflated numbers.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (erF49)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)
That imagery is disturbingly specific and graphic. +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (dcz8F)
People have 'sources' they trust. People who they believe are actually trying to understand issues and bring reasoned information to their audience. We see it every time there's a 'thing' happening. Folks, regulars, will show up with weird-ass take.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (erF49)
We also would have accepted Operation "Balls Deep"
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (dmDsy)
I am sure some USAID style funding is involved in their inflated numbers.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (erF49)
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Probably from China, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)
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Same. Megyn Kelly isn't much older than us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
Trump is doing everything he promised to do.
He's ENDING wars.
The pacifist crowd seems to be like the Democrats: They think it's only bad if we fight back. That we've been attacked by Iran for 47 years makes no difference to them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (zjgNU)
Tough to feel glum on a day like this. Hardest part is choosing between ditching work for fishing or dirt biking.
First World Problems.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (iFmuQ)
She looks like her skin was removed, dried and shrunk on a rack, and then stretched taut back onto her body by Cenobites.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (1M0ma)
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (/d4WW)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)
Man, I'm glad I wasn't drinking when i read that. Holy shit..lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: garrett
Thank God we have modern AI video creating software to make this image a reality. And then wack off to it.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (JCZqz)
The pacifist crowd seems to be like the Democrats: They think it's only bad if we fight back. That we've been attacked by Iran for 47 years makes no difference to them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (zjgNU)
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"Iran has never really been at war with America because I don't count all the times they were directly responsible for or funded actions that led to American deaths."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (Zo6AB)
Oh well. I guess Bolton and friends get another swing at it.
Posted b
Freedom isn’t free. It’s not our fault nothing means shit to you.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (+ERId)
Only a fool or a starving man would fish a rising river.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)
You've already exposed us to kale advocacy, we kind of expect it at this point.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)
They aren't opposed to war, they are just on the other side.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (1wILg)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (iFmuQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM
Objection! Assumes capability not introduced into evidence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (1M0ma)
BTW how close IS Ace to 29? Can he smell it, or can he see it looming on the horizon?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
This is very sweet, thank you. Especially from a guy with a very pretty wife!
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Wmg4n)
________________________________________
You think you're kickin' & screamin' NOW … ? Wait 'til you reach my Advanced yet Somehow Marginally Majestyk and Oh Lawdy! Thoroughly Cute As Shit age of eighty plus two. You're nowhere near the exit gate yet, so there's plenty more for you to be (a) amazed or (b) pissed at. Choose wisely, Grasshoppah …
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (ayRl+)
Meeagin needs her nipples pinched.
Karoline Leavitt is adorable.
That is all
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)
🟡 Carlson/Kelly: 6%
I guess the other 10% were just like, "I like turtles."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (1M0ma)
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I just like to imagine that a lot of the 84% responded with, "Who the fuck are Kelly and Carlson?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)
That was great.
Posted by: Denny Crane - My God, The Memories That Brings Back! at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (dmDsy)
MAGA: Bomb our enemies into dust
Bushism: Bomb our enemies a little, send in 100K American boys to stand around and get shot, and then rebuild everything we bombed
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM
At this point in life, I'm pretty much freeloading on younger people's sacrifices.
But, I'm grateful.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)
I guess the other 10% were just like, "I like turtles."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (1M0ma)
"FRANKS AND BEANS!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (iFmuQ)
I WANT VIDEO!
(Also, this might explain why the local Air National Guard just cancelled the airshow later this spring- it's one of the only 11 bases for the A-10.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (zjgNU)
Ask yourself what the Left has been correct about since around 2015?
Then ask yourself what they are saying about this war.
Then do the math.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)
Why aren't you?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (pn+
Because I study history. Try it sometime. Your way of thinking can be found under the USS Arizona.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (+ERId)
Then do the math.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)
There is to be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
MAGA: Bomb our enemies into dust
Bushism: Bomb our enemies a little, send in 100K American boys to stand around and get shot, and then rebuild everything we bombed
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
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"They're the same picture!"
-apparently
Wilsonianism is grafting on a huge scale with the edifice of spreading democracy.
Jacksonianism is marching into Spanish-owned Florida, hanging two thieves, and walking back out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Zo6AB)
Freedom isn’t free. It’s not our fault nothing means shit to you.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.
I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm)
BTW how close IS Ace to 29? Can he smell it, or can he see it looming on the horizon?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (fxCK2)
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How many 29ers ate Kaboom for breakfast?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM
Objection! Assumes capability not introduced into evidence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (0sNs1)
MK having breasts or garrett having an erection in the presence of something reported to be female?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (ExV1e)
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Posted by: Dylan at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (iFmuQ)
You have 1K homeless people in your area and get $800M to solve the problem.
A year later you have 2k homeless people. How much money do you ask for to solve the problem this year?
Posted by: Official CA Math Exam at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ewuvP)
Toll gates at each end. Could be a gold mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (8zz6B)
I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm
#morethan10miles
It's Banana Splits Guy ... or was it Moo Moo?
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (3sXRv)
Then ask yourself what they are saying about this war.
Then do the math.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)
2015? Try since 1988.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (BCuCF)
They're incapable of self-reflection as to why they lost their jobs, so their retarded brains are desperately trying to protect their narcissistic egos by imagining themselves to be victims of a vast Jewish conspiracy.
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (aqZN1)
I can't be the only one who read the headline and first thought it was something about Kelly Clarkson. Can I? Someone please say no.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Rex B at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (is5Ol)
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Rock the Kasbah.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (4NO2D)
If you can find the right side channel / return, you should be able to dredge up a bite or two.
That first few days of runoff does a number on all of the variables that make for a good day, unfortunately. Temps Drop. Barometer rises. Turbidity goes up and clarity goes down.
Only game is to find a channel with springs feeding it or a mix with a clean source.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (erF49)
Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.
I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm)
You really are lost. They don’t respect thd Vuenna Convention of 1961. Meaning they care even leas about you or anyone else.
You are a very spoiled brat that takes a lot for granted. As usual.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (+ERId)
Posted by: Playing the xylophone with testicles at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (Jt2TP)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ewuvP)
Toll gates at each end. Could be a gold mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (8zz6B)
It's gonna be a lot of dimes ...
Posted by: Taggert at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)
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Will there be glitter?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (cWLG3)
BSG- still mad at you for that two or three month period where you ended every comment with 'and god bless poor bingo.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
MAGA: Bomb our enemies into dust
Bushism: Bomb our enemies a little, send in 100K American boys to stand around and get shot, and then rebuild everything we bombed
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
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I like the assumption that this war is going to stay in MAGA and not turn into Bushism.
I'd have more confidence if the "Air war only" strategy ever toppled a regime.
Mark my words: in a month we're going to get posts here about how we need boots on the ground.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)
Please do yourself a favor and run any ideas you have past a hetero man before you commit to anything.
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (zcJ6r)
Why aren't you?
Isolationism died when people acquired the capability to destroy cities on the other side of the planet in under an hour.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (ExV1e)
I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm
#morethan10miles
It's Banana Splits Guy ... or was it Moo Moo?
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (3sXRv)
That was a BSG joint. Earned him the temporary sobriquet of Ten Mile Tomato.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (1M0ma)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Too late!
I added 2 + 2 and came up with "Jerkin'Off Pete is a Fucking Troll" as the answer.
I'm pretty sure logic and reasoning will show I am right.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (kgE5c)
It is a fair question to ask how much we are willing to spend to resolve that problem and whether the current strategy will work.
But...this notion that Iran is our friend and we should keep sending them pallets of cash to "keep the peace" is absurd
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
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2015? Try since 1988.
"Nineteen-eighty-eight! I have nineteen-eighty-eight! Do I hear a bid for eighteen-sixty?"
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)
Well they got to pretend they were right about Obama being elected etc
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Zo6AB)
I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm
#morethan10miles
It's Banana Splits Guy ... or was it Moo Moo?
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (3sXRv)
That was BSG. MooMoo was the rabid pro-abortion I'm richer than all of you guy.
Posted by: 50 grand? Couch change! at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026
Are we going to fight about baggy jeans again?
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner, old pervert at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (7TE3q)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Jt2TP)
You really are lost. They don’t respect thd Vuenna Convention of 1961. Meaning they care even leas about you or anyone else.
You are a very spoiled brat that takes a lot for granted. As usual.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Fortunately Iran isn't going to do anything to me because I'm here and they're there, so I literally give zero fucks.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Epstein Files at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)
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How can these people be so delusional?
Do they really think they can ban Republicans from voting ?
Reddit is a cesspool of stupidity.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)
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It's like you know my wife and I.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Zo6AB)
I don't think so, because this is a red line for a lot of people.
If Trump reverts to the Bush norm he was get the same outcome both electorally and in his war.
But so far he's been the anti-Bush (I guess that makes him a Brazilian?)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM
IOW, look for green, and go to starboard.
Posted by: Popeye at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (0sNs1)
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Rock the Kasbah.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (4NO2D)
I don't like it.
Posted by: Sharif at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (dmDs
You are. But it sounds more persuasive if you go full Shapiro and emphasize your FACTS and LOGIC.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (1M0ma)
Then ask yourself what they are saying about this war.
Then do the math.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)
2015? Try since 1988.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)
1988? Try since 1803.
Posted by: Marbury vs Madison at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (DRSnL)
If Trump reverts to the Bush norm he was get the same outcome both electorally and in his war.
But so far he's been the anti-Bush (I guess that makes him a Brazilian?)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
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The entire establishment of the Western World, including America, has wanted American boots on the ground in Ukraine for four years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zo6AB)
Which brings me back to Megyn's hair, which disturbs me in ways I realize is not important or the point. Does she have a mirror? What is that? Why? Does she wash it or wait for Tucker to do this for her?
I know when I need to go to the hair salon for a cut and highlight because I have a mirror. Why doesn't she try something new and gain about 10lbs?
Catherine Deneuve once said (I think it was her) that after 45yrs you need to choose your face or behind. I chose my face. My behind needs work, a lot of work, and I wish I could fly Piper out here for advice.
The Hollyweird trend for buccal fat removal of faces is going to backfire and they will regret that bigly. I know as a model I always wanted to look like a skull for photos.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner, old pervert at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (/1l9x)
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Maybe she can join Whoopie on some "hit and runs" to satisfy her sexual needs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (cWLG3)
Meanwhile in California, homeless are being paid to sign petitions and register to vote
https://youtu.be/9Gkg2nbIwHk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Big Farma at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Jt2TP)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026
For their sake, I hope they remember glitter is forever. It never, ever goes away completely. Ever.
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Isolationism died when people acquired the capability to destroy cities on the other side of the planet in under an hour.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at
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Iran doesn't have that capability.
Remember eight months ago when Trump told us that Iran's nuclear program had been obliterated? You're telling me they made a new nuke in less time than it takes to make a baby?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm
Then go care for the people you care about and stop subjecting us with your bullshit.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)
I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm)
Bombing Iran has a pretty big effect on risks to my life, given the number of Americans Iran has already killed.
"Death to America" is just a metaphor, right?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (zjgNU)
During warmup, I felt good and decided to go for 245lbs. The first rep went up nicely, so I did a second rep. 245lbs for a double! I'm happy about that.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (pn+sm)
And we just might ... so fuqing what?
By that time I expect that Iran will be degraded to the point that, while it may cost some treasure, the ultimate outcome far outweighs the costs incurred.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (3sXRv)
Suggested edit: a shitload of dimes.
Has more punch, and somewhat of an homage to "DieHard" and screen doors.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (ELdpA)
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (0sNs1)
Cheney, Bolton, and Shrub are all scum
People like to watch idiots twerk on TV...well good looking idiots at least
You can fool most of the people some of the time.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)
I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zo6AB)
Its weird. They kept agitating for it and pushing it right to the limit. What was the game? The right poll numbers? Put in to escalate further?
It seems even more fake and gay in retrospect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (wVcYX)
So you're part of the "Ignore Iran until they have US range missiles and nuclear weapons" crowd. Very strategic. No doubt they'll be impressed by the purity of you isolationism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (ExV1e)
They have literally been right about nothing else since. Remember Hug a Chinaman?
Nothing.
They have gotten every shitfuck thing wrong since 2015 and they are somehow proud of it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (dcz8F)
I misread it as necroconservatism. Then I thought about Grassley, McConnell, and even Trump at 79....
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (JCZqz)
During warmup, I felt good and decided to go for 245lbs. The first rep went up nicely, so I did a second rep. 245lbs for a double! I'm happy about that.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)
Well done youngster ...
Must have been something in the air yesterday, I hit a paused 95kg for 4.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)
I don't often tip my hand as to Club ONT Comments of the Week, but this one warrants immediate acknowledgement. Guaranteed to show up on Saturday night!
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (zcJ6r)
164 Mark my words: in a month we're going to get posts here about how we need boots on the ground.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (pn+sm)
Well, yeah, we’ll need Marines to guard the reopened Embassy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (+ERId)
It seems even more fake and gay in retrospect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)
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The low rungs of the American left seemed pretty vehement about sending in Americans to die in Ukraine, too. It was vital for democracy to march to the Kremlin.
And Biden didn't even give the good military tech to Ukraine.
Also, we have 5+ years of Trump's foreign policy to use as a guide. He doesn't do invasions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
I see what you did there, and I like it!
Posted by: Denny Crane - You Cheeky Monkey, Come On The Balcony For A Cigar And Whiskey! at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (YsPj+)
I don't think so, because this is a red line for a lot of people.
If Trump reverts to the Bush norm he was get the same outcome both electorally and in his war.
But so far he's been the anti-Bush (I guess that makes him a Brazilian?)
Posted by: 18-1
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Think this through: If Iran really is the threat that Trump says they are, then we can't leave them standing. It has to be Total Mullah Death, and a friendly government installed.
The only way to do that is with boots on the ground. We're not getting regime change with air power alone. That has never worked.
So either we put boots on the ground or we don't believe our bullshit about Iran being a nuclear threat.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (pn+sm)
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Hold my Yeungling.
-Philadelphia inner city precinct with 124% voter turnout.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Piper
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Very nice hypothesis and inference from known facts.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)
Best part of this whole thing was when Jason Kelce smashed the dude's cell phone for saying "How's it feel knowing your brother's a fag!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)
For shame! They could have waited one more day and celebrated it on Trump's birthday!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (zjgNU)
I suspect their analysis went something like this:
If we formally enter the war we don't have enough soldiers and Europe will send none so we'll need a draft
Starting a draft is one of those potential black swan moments that could lead to a Col rolling into DC and hanging all of us to public acclaim
Therefore we need more propaganda to get people on board first...
And then they just ran out of time.
Remember, ever right after 9/11 Shrub...SHRUB...knew a draft was a bad idea politically...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (erF49)
Ole black water keep on rollin....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (0sNs1)
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Seven months, Coach. And I'm doing pretty awesome!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Zo6AB)
Here is the interesting thing, though. IF (and a big if indeed) Trump had followed the typical Neocon playbook, it would have been to force Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado onto the Venezuelans as their new master, and she was 100% into gay rights and other key progressive and open society goals. And Tucker would have been right in saying the Venezuelan adventure was to force that thinking on Venezuela.
However, Trump is not onboard with the neocon goals -- thank God.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM
Suggested edit:
I don't often tip my hand as to Club ONT Comments of the Week, but when I do, this is guaranteed to show up on Saturday night!
Posted by: The Most Interesting Doof in the World at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (0sNs1)
Nice! My program has me do three count paused benches sometimes. They're tough!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (fjs5d)
So you're part of the "Ignore Iran until they have US range missiles and nuclear weapons" crowd. Very strategic. No doubt they'll be impressed by the purity of you isolationism.
Posted by: I used to have a different ni
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Iran is a far bigger and sooner threat to Israel. Israel will take care of it. We don't need to get involved.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)
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Ralph Nader's campaign lied about W implementing a draft once he won the 04 election, even.
I remember a graph in the student paper about it. My birth month/year was going to be the first one drafted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Zo6AB)
North Korea didn't have the capability... until it did. It's not like Iran isn't working on it.
If you wait until they have it, you're faced with no option but either destroying them completely - including the millions who oppose the regime, or death.
If you're that eager for death, Canada is close by and they have kiosks open everywhere.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (ExV1e)
Are they admotting that they are never America First so no matter what Trump does they are against it? Not because TDS, but because America Derangement Syndrome / ADS?
So simple it goes in circles - Trump is always MAGA, they are ADS, tberefore Trump is always "wrong".
Posted by: Operator Error at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (4viQd)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (ExV1e)
He thinks that since he’s a wimp, and of the entire country can just embrace being a wimp. We’ll be left alone.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (+ERId)
Nice! My program has me do three count paused benches sometimes. They're tough!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)
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Brah, which way is the gym?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Wmg4n)
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Right? *sigh*
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (DRSnL)
Oh, just shut up the both of you, you look great. My grandparents at 49 looked they came out of the valley of the kings. Look at some of these leftist women, 30 years old and they're trying to carbon date them. 'Ettes are radiant.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (snZF9)
I disagree.
Historically the way you dealt with enemies like Iran were punitive raids and opportunistic assassinations.
You don't need to wipe out all the pirates/roving horde/etc just make them break back into feuding neighbors.
If the outcome of the Iran war is 4 different factions all claiming to be Iran and spending all their time fighting each other that is as win.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (n9XW
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And it's back down around 95. West Texas is apparently going to stay in that range. It spiked and came right back down.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (GZYu7)
Imagine if she has a baby and doesn't consider it a poison pill that needs to be extinguished. The horror!
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)
My coach programs 5 count pauses every third cycle ... woof
Close Grip / Larsen / Spoto ... it don't matter he wants me to die.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (n5tGW)
However, Trump is not onboard with the neocon goals -- thank God.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)
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Trump wants what's best for America, not what's best for some third-whole shit hole.
He wants American companies to get their equipment in Venezuela back and sell the oil to America.
He wants Iran to no longer be a global sponsor of terror.
Some radical cleric can take charge in Iran, for all he cares, as long as that radical cleric prioritizes getting pissed on by hookers more than dying for worldwide Sharia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Coach Walz, Manly Man at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)
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Will there be glitter?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Can I place a bet on which of them cries first?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (snZF9)
Mostly, this. Yep.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Nope. You recently indirectly acknowledged that I'm correct.
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (zcJ6r)
_______________________________________________
It's not often that the Communists from the 'DU' site visit us. Now go back home before our tolerance runs out.
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (ayRl+)
There's a thing where people use AI to de-whore eGirls pictures and de-transition trannie pictures. Lefties go absolutely apeshit when people do this.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (GZYu7)
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Everyday WTI is over $60, they're uncapping capped wells. Everyday it's over $80, they're opening up new wells.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (pn+sm)
What 3rd grader are you getting your opinions from, man?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (cpys
The elections were canceled?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (+ERId)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (eHBLK)
They have literally been right about nothing else since. Remember Hug a Chinaman?
Nothing.
They have gotten every shitfuck thing wrong since 2015 and they are somehow proud of it.
Posted by: ...
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Comes from utopian beliefs about human nature. Same crap domestically that makes them embrace illegal aliens, criminals, and perverts. Only the college educated beyond their intelligence could believe such stupidity.
The world is a harsh, cruel place filled with wicked people. It is worse if you are dumb enough to believe bullshit to the contrary. Criminals like their 'job', illegal aliens don't give a shit about taking Americans for everything they've got because they view us as unfairly having more than they do, Perverts like preying on kids because they get sexually aroused by it.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)
You don't need to wipe out all the pirates/roving horde/etc just make them break back into feuding neighbors.
If the outcome of the Iran war is 4 different factions all claiming to be Iran and spending all their time fighting each other that is as win.
Posted by: 18-1
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Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.
If those are the stakes, we better take this war much more fucking seriously.
(SPOILER ALERT: No one other than retards actually believes that Iran is a threat to the U.S. mainland. It's just Neocon bullshit for the sake of standard Neocon objectives)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM
Don't forget that last (seventh) month is for tapering. If there are 3 events, like last year, we need you coming in at peak performance. The Nation, and the TxMoMe are counting on you!
* patriotic music plays *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (0sNs1)
She said, "I got stung by a bee".
The pro asked her, "where?
She said, "Somewhere between the first and second hole".
The pro said, "Well, first off, your stance is too wide"...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Nope. You recently indirectly acknowledged that I'm correct.
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (zcJ6r)
HAMMERTIME!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________________________________________
It's not often that the Communists from the 'DU' site visit us. Now go back home before our tolerance runs out.
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM
I've been Mau-Mau'ed by better.
The fire is always next time.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)
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I have this tattooed on my forehead.
Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.
Because I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM
Kelce will fumble the ring, and they'll have to kick a field goal on 4th & 8.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (IifOV)
Let's not get too hasty.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (eHBLK)
Nah I do it because it's good for a laugh.
Some don't want to be refuted. When they are proven wrong they run away and hide.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (pn+sm)
What 3rd grader are you getting your opinions from, man?
Posted by: SSBN 656
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That would be the third grader who noticed that we didn't solve the Iraq WMD problem with air strikes.
His name is Steve. He likes basketball and turtles. Want to meet him?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)
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No, the claim was that MAGA was split and over and dead.
That's the point of pointing out these polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (j+aD2)
If those are the stakes, we better take this war much more fucking seriously.
So now you're upset that more US service members AREN'T being killed?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)
Disney LAND.
The one in California. Where they actually threatened to attack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)
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I have this tattooed on my forehead.
Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.
Because I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Zo6AB)
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"NO REGERTS"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Hasty Pudding at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM
So, we have to continue to tolerate the Gingerians and Crossbowists?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Coach Walz, Manly Man at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (skR0U)
Knew someone posing as an Alabama fan who unironically cheered "pick six, pick six!" when their offense was on the field.
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (aqZN1)
(SPOILER ALERT: No one other than retards actually believes that Iran is a threat to the U.S. mainland. It's just Neocon bullshit for the sake of standard Neocon objectives)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (pn+sm
This country literally does not mean shit to you IOW.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (+ERId)
Let's not get too hasty.
Posted by: rickb223
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No, that's the claim: that Iran is a nuclear threat to the US mainland. That's why we had to act now.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (PYyV9)
Then! The butt fat transplant will go wonky and they will appear at the Oscars looking like they have mumps after the fat transplant migrates. It will be "on trend."
I will endure getting benign bumps burned off in a new torture on my skin, which remains good. But no one is cutting on me unless I am bleeding out from a sudden windshield explosion or a visit to NYC.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (WONhk)
@WellsJorda89710
There's a dark, deeply antisemitic spirit that's taken root in parts of the Catholic Church.
Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.
*****
Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
This is not true at all.
This is all coming from converts who use the cloak of Catholicism to attack Israel or promote antisemitism.
I have been to church nearly every Sunday of my life and this never what’s being discussed.
These converts using the Catholic identity is not reflective of the church.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (NpAcC)
_-_
You are right, of course. The refutation is for yourself and any reasonable person that may be listening. Helps you refine your own understanding.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (eHBLK)
"NO REGERTS"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (cWLG3)
"That's great. But who are the Chefs?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (YsPj+)
That would never do. We'd lose Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (8zz6B)
I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (PYyV9)
O good lord, those jelly lip fillers all over the face.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)
Disney LAND.
The one in California. Where they actually threatened to attack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, leave Florida out of it. They have enough problems.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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The left don't care about facts nor logic--all their arguments are purely rhetorical (and bad rhetoric based on falsehood to boot). The Right thinks you can reason people out of opinions that they never used reason to get in the first place. A few will get the whack from reality soon enough to change. Most will not.
The independents are always trying to triangulate between left and right leaving them confused, in a muddle, and low information as to policy cause and effect. These are the people that always pick the default middle position on religion, morals, crime, etc. They are most conservative with their own life and what they know but feel being in the middle of the herd of society publically is what protects them.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)
(SPOILER ALERT: No one other than retards actually believes that Iran is a threat to the U.S. mainland. It's just Neocon bullshit for the sake of standard Neocon objectives)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (pn+sm
This country literally does not mean shit to you IOW.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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It means everything to me. The lives of Americans mean nothing to discredited Neocons like you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (pn+sm)
But they argue that MAGA was made up of a coalition of Independents, Libertarians, and Republicans. Which, I believe it still is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (PYyV9)
Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.
Because I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM
It has to be written backwards to be legible.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)
I really truly find that hard to believe
whatever
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (j+aD2)
These converts using the Catholic identity is not reflective of the church.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (NpAcC)
Not at or parish! Granted, I've only been a Catholic for 2dys, but have never heard this "rumor." Must be in blue states, not here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (pn+sm)
Heh.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (pn+sm)
So, we don't care about our interests that AREN'T the US Mainland?
Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: SSBN 656
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That would be the third grader who noticed that we didn't solve the Iraq WMD problem with air strikes.
His name is Steve. He likes basketball and turtles. Want to meet him?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (pn+sm)
No thanks, Whacker, I wouldn't want to ask your boyfriend any tough questions and make him cry.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)
Make Midgard Scandi again.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (4viQd)
So if they had the nukes were working on, it's your assertion they'd never, ever consider putting on on a ship and detonating it in one of our ports?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Riz8t)
He *is* doing something with insurance. Which has the secondary effect of freeing global shipping from Londonistan ahead of their formal conversion to an Islamic state.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (2ocoG)
I don't mind itty bitties but when they are attached to Eva Braun, not my favorite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (aqZN1)
"HIGH TIDE!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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AI imaging will make them irrelevant except as curiousities in about ten years. Already resurrecting Val Kilmer via AI in a movie and not just as a cameo role.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (E4rtv)
But its not a question of stakes. This the correct way to deal with this sort of threat.
At a relatively low cost you'll get, at worst, feuding mini-irans. At best you get a neutral despot that is more worried about his regular trips to the best whore houses in Dubai then he is in killing Americans.
This isn't Germany in 1939, this is more like the Rome vs the Helvetii
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM
I am NOT discredited!
Posted by: Miss Lindsay at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (0sNs1)
I am sure some USAID style funding is involved in their inflated numbers.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (erF49)
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Probably from China, to be honest.
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I thought Macedonia was the hawt ticket?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (pZ64F)
Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.
Because I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM
It has to be written backwards to be legible.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)
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You see, I was playing on this very idea.
I set up the situation (tattooed on my forehead). I set up the potential and obvious problem (can't read it in the mirror).
This would lead to the reader assume that I can't read it because I had it done the normal way.
And then I undercut that expectation by playing into my long held truth of being an illiterate (also an asshole, but that is ancillary to this joke).
All jokes are funnier when explained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)
Trump never had libertarians. Even the Libertarian party doesn't have them for long, they all go leftist.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1
"Great googly-moogly!"
Best Snickers ad ever.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (h9LkS)
So, we don't care about our interests that AREN'T the US Mainland?
Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (zjgNU)
I think we've determined he's actually Ron Paul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
>> It wouldn't take long for one Euro country to decide to arm up as part of an agreement with the others. Then the others would see another sucker in the making but instead of leeching off a new host would soon find themselves under the thumb of that country.
Europe at war with Europe in under a decade.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (zafwz)
> The EU has been at war with several member states for years for all practical purposes. Poland for refusing immigration, Hungary ditto. If they'd had an army they would have sent it in.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)
That was one of the first clues that Europe was in the Terminal Looting phase; they couldn't take their hands out of the till long enough to buy enough military to enforce their precious Worldie norms. Another was when they tried to send vehicles and aircraft to Ukraine, they couldn't scrounge up as much as they said, and much of what they sent went directly to a "use for parts" section since it hadn't actually been maintained. Unless Poland decides to conquer Europe, the most they could do to each other is retard slapfights.
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Sy6m/)
There are retard Jew haters everywhere, but I am skeptical of this Roman Catholic-antisemite alliance. The KKK hated Jews and Catholics equally, for example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (DgMqy)
I don't get Canada and Australia welcoming these IRGC commanders. Talk about cultural death, they lean into it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (n5tGW)
All jokes are funnier when explained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (4NO2D)
Yeah, putting a nuke (or even a conventional high explosive) in a shipping container and sending it to the Port of Long Beach would cause a lot of people to have a very bad day.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)
I'm MAGAGAGAGA!
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)
I read that in Popeye's voice.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (zjgNU)
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REMAKE LOOKER
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (XPqtf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Elderly Brit chicks frighten me. Gobs of loose, pasty flesh and snarly toofins.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (eHBLK)
I appreciate that you get I'm being a little flip with you. The truth is I read the other side so I know where I or people I think I agree with might be wrong. Or are wrong.
I don't do it to prove anyone else wrong because they don't listen and are emotionally driven and what's more they only want to convert or kill me. I have argued with the Left for years and I do it strictly for my own entertainment. On the other hand there are people who aren't wedded to an ideology who you can help bring around and knowing your subject is absolutely the key. It's also good for everything else in life.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (dcz8F)
I don't mind itty bitties but when they are attached to Eva Braun, not my favorite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (PYyV9)
OK, really, are Megyns tits that small? I guess I never really looked at them because she's not that- ok I get it now.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (XPqtf)
*hugs*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dcz8F)
I'd rather they didn't reproduce.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (k9OZB)
Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Don't treat him seriously. He is all over the place in today using the basic premise Orange Man Bad.
Like the left, that means numerous leaps in logic, non sequitars, reversal of causation, and other such tricks. Bad rhetoric disguised as dialectic.
Reminds me of Humphrey Bogart in the Caine Mutiny and his thinking about the strawberries.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)
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I assume that the women that are getting the duck lips are doing it to feel good about how they look and not trying to look good for men. Because if they asked men, they would know that duck lips are a near universally a reduction in attractiveness to men.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)
I read that in Popeye's voice.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (zjgNU)
LMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)
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Captain Queeg did nothing wrong!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (h9LkS)
This is, unfortunately, true.
Sad ... but true.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (3sXRv)
I am glad to say that I don't know any vicious Jew haters- Catholic or otherwise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)
You got to whack off to the attention a little, so it's not all time wasted.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)
All jokes are funnier when explained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zo6AB)
While this (sarcastic) comment is MOSTLY true, it's also true that having to explain jokes to my wife is pretty funny for me.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)
What a maroon.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)
This is hilarious but I did like the people from 2021 to 2024 who were doing MAGAA. Make America Great Again Again. LOL
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (dcz8F)
well, probably more than just LIKE the Left
ops abound
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dcz8F)
I'd rather they didn't reproduce.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (k9OZB)
I imagine if they are it will be soon... She is already what they would call a Geriatric pregnency
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (h9LkS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Zo6AB)
Best Snickers ad ever.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)
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The original one, yes. The remade one, not so much.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (LHPAg)
All jokes are funnier when explained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zo6AB)
Yes, they are!
Asshole.
Posted by: Denny Crane - You See What I Did There? Now, THAT's Gold Jerry! GOLD! at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (dmDsy)
Welcome Miss Teresa, I pray you are doing well.
Its not known well here but she may have saved my life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)
Say hi to BSG and Moo Moo ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (aTgV0)
I don't get Canada and Australia welcoming these IRGC commanders. Talk about cultural death, they lean into it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (n5tGW)
They have bribe money. Now in a decent world they would slap the dude in the pokey and use the money to pay down their debt but in this case they will probably make them Prime Minister.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (zjgNU)
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It's the condescension that's the real source of comedy. It makes it situationally hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (Zo6AB)
But, people are tards and fickle. Gas prices are up (in most places) my town in IL was ticking in at 2.80-3.15 depending on location and planet alignment for a long while...now it's 4.00. This will be seen and felt. If ripples in our domestic economy begun to be felt in a real way or even just fuzzy numbers..it will be propagandized and weaponized for the LIV's and that will play out in the midterms. Bad enough and Senate may be in play.
That's my negative nancy take.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (x8k2o)
Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I don't give a fuck what that leftist would think
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (pn+sm)
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. If you refuse to entertain the possibility that today isn't exactly like yesterday, don't be surprised if people argue with you. Still, I hope you come back. We need your nic around here.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)
Right. Even normal interaction with UPS will sometimes make you wish for a missile though.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn
Go read a history book. Doubt you will learn anything though. And kiss my retired AF ass.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (+ERId)
awww
wow
glad you're still with us Christopher!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (j+aD2)
Asshole.
Posted by: Denny Crane - You See What I Did There? Now, THAT's Gold Jerry! GOLD! at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (dmDsy)
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I feel seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM
I'd have to have a good definition of 'vicious' to answer. I know people who seem to have bug up their ass about the Hebrews but, I can't see them ever doing anything about it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (4NO2D)
Most guys start out behind the wall and have to break through it with age, experience, and effort. But apparently Dolly saw something in you because you look presentable enough on video.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)
I was MAGA, when MAGA wasn't cool.
Posted by: Barbara Mandrell at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (IifOV)
A woman wrote that. Just kidding we don't hire women.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (dcz8F)
I was an awkward looking 18 year old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Zo6AB)
And I was a socially unsure Gleam in my Fathers Eye....
Ah, 2003! What a year, or so I've heard.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Only one part of me might approve, the rest not so much.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yep. Libertarianism as a formal philosophy is closer to utopianism of the left than it is to the Founders.
Utopians always roll to the left because the current society won't give utopians what they think they want.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)
He was here earlier in week......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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buccal fat removal + GLP-1 = Skeletor (Yikes)
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Kt19C)
I sense a field of strawmen.
Settling that hostage crises is good enough for me.
Having the population wanting the mullahs our is a reason for some sympathy rather than just nuking their asses.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (4viQd)
I am glad to be with you all as well, thank you so much everyone. Even Pete.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)
Didn't I see him on this very thread? Or was it the last one?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (dmDsy)
We can't share a planet with lunatics who believe in accelerating disasters to pave the way for Jesus and the Mahdi. Those guys just got through murdering upward of 10000 of their smartest Iranians. The number I see floated is "30000" but I'm pretending it's less than that because the more, the worse.
Maybe I'm sitting the fence. I'm not here to call people names like "neocon" and masturbate in my own sharts.
But we do need to know if bad news is coming, and prepare for worse.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)
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Amusing little story. We met on Match.
I knew what my best picture was.
It was me, holding a Guinness, in the Gravity Bar of the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin. Laughing off to the side.
It also...had my ex-girlfriend in it.
I cut her out, presenting just the right side of the image.
Well after we started dating, she found the full picture on Facebook. She wasn't very happy. Her favorite picture of me was ruined.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (WONhk)
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Nah. They'll just go get cheek implants later.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Fisht at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (BHEHK)
I really truly find that hard to believe
whatever
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (j+aD2)
*******
It's not true.
Nick Fuentes and new converts Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly are using the Catholic Church to give weight to the lies they tell.
It drives me crazy that Candace spews her lies while making sure there is a crucifix in the background to validate what she is saying.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM
At 78 cents to the dollar, why not?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (0sNs1)
I figure he's chained to a bed somewhere by a white woman who read too much chick lit
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: garrett
*cranks up Moonlight Feels Right*
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (Yt+m4)
and justice for whoever murdered him
I tangentially know this young man
was desperately praying he would be found alive
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (PYyV9)
Doesn't even have to be Iran. Think about it.
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I don't give a fuck what that leftist would think
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (pn+sm)
Welp. That says a lot.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (zjgNU)
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Really? I had this argument with Podhoritz over at NRO about the time the Passion came out.
As a bad Catholic, from my observation, some jews take ANY fervent display of Chritianity as prima facia anti Semitism. It really does seem to be a thing. As far as I can tell, it is a reflexive cultural thing stretching back 100s of years.
Not sure how to attack that one. As has been stated very often it is near impossible to deny your way out of perceived prejudice when it is something you are except to become something different. I have always suspected it crosses the boundaries between politics, religion and culture.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)
I figure he's chained to a bed somewhere by a white woman who read too much chick lit
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (PYyV9)
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In the same section as the paperbacks with cover art featuring dashing minotaurs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (cWLG3)
Most guys start out behind the wall and have to break through it with age, experience, and effort. But apparently Dolly saw something in you because you look presentable enough on video.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)
Don't mention how he looks, I told him I thought his hair was cool and he fucking just ignored me!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Make The Same Mistake Twice. Looks Like You Wear a Wig. at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (dmDsy)
_-_
Ayup. Gotta get back to work - not that these discussions are not important. Regardless of Elizabeth Scalia's view of this place, you guys are cultural/political thought leaders.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (eHBLK)
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner, old pervert at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (/1l9x)
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Maybe she can join Whoopie on some "hit and runs" to satisfy her sexual needs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (cWLG3)
Whoopie is so fat, MeAgain spins around her orbit due to gavitational forces.
Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)
In keeping with the theme -- what about Bea Arthur's Dick?
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (zcJ6r)
and justice for whoever murdered him
I tangentially know this young man
was desperately praying he would be found alive
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)
Terrible story
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (h9LkS)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Make The Same Mistake Twice. Looks Like You Wear a Wig. at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (dmDsy)
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You need to see me with a mohawk first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)
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You are Great American!
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (OoFl2)
Joe Kent reference? It would still be an act of profound gullibility, the sort people show when they *want* to believe.
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
That's a sweaty sex pile I'd like to be in the middle of.
Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (JCZqz)
It was me, holding a Guinness
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM
Not the one with you holding your favorite Director's Cut Laser Discs up?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (XWPh2)
Iran has never been known for restraint. They usually shoot their shot when they can without much of a plan. Even when they were cowing the mideast and Syria they never bothered to bring in the other states into the fold and make a real going concern of it.
If they had a bunch of operatives ready to go, it would have gone off already.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)
Not the one with you holding your favorite Director's Cut Laser Discs up?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (0sNs1)
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Gotta hide that weird obsession until I get to know someone better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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He comes around from time to time including last week. I think he did have a law practice so that may be taking more of his time.
Rightly or wrongly, Trump has forced a major shift in the Right as far as what is possible, what is good, and what is bad.
In the process, the GOPe has had its charlatinism on a lot of doable policies that the GOPe just did not want done. From GHWB to GWB, failure theater became embedded into the GOP because the donor and official class wanted a kindler gentler corporate globalism policy, not functional GOP policies to reverse the leftist drift.
Closing the border, ending the US being screwed by our foreign trade partners, stopping globalism, rejecting eco tyranny and rule by judges, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (E4rtv)
I got catfished like you wouldn't believe by a girl in chat decades ago, she posted something from 10 years and 50 pounds ago, when her skin didn't look like the surface of the moon. I still liked her personality and gave it a shot but turns out that was just the beginning of her difficult relationship with the truth.
I am confident that Dollyl has more favorite pics now though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Fisht at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (BHEHK)
Coulda fooled me.
Posted by: Willy Brandt at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (+ERId)
a lot of kids were going over to Europe instead of traditional spots bc it's so cheap to go there, it's cheaper than Mexico which is crazy
anyway
my son was saying he thought Barcelona (specifically!!!) was not safe and he'd rather go to Puebla lol. (we go to Mexico a lot)
I argued with him but you know, he's probably right. similar situation but you kind of know where not to go in Mexico generally. I would have assumed Barcelona was safe.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (j+aD2)
Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.
Those are performative Catholics. And I submit those Catholics haven't read Paul's "Romans" very closely.
Paul did get a little excitable at gentiles who were being performatively Jewish ("hey, let's all get snipped!!"), but he remembered his name was "Saul" and wasn't going to run off his blood kin.
Converts especially need to pay more attention in RCIA and Bible-study.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (3ZUWJ)
Iran has a lot of payback owed from America. This just covers a bit of their tab.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (8mulE)
I have shoulders.
I didn't have shoulders at 18.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)
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Congratulations! I grew up skinny and i know how hard it can be to add muscle. Good for you.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (ZjdZN)
Ladies....please stop.
Get help.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (aTgV0)
The duck lips was never attractive except to gay dudes, I think. It is like the gigantic ass (not nice ass, the clown ass.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah, Kent strongly seems to have been their "secret source".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (ehY6c)
After HS GRaduation my Grandson took a trip to Portugal... I was worried sick.... He came home fine.... Scary World
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (h9LkS)
Welcome Miss Teresa, I pray you are doing well.
Its not known well here but she may have saved my life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (PYyV9)
😲😲😲 Even I didn't know that! You are gonna have to elaborate on that little tidbit!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (XPqtf)
I won't go to RI for the event, however. I also hope Blake Lively Loon won't be invited, either (I can't stand her!).
We all know she will be wearing her red lipstick.
While I still have good lips...after insults for decades about them by my brother...I can't pull of red lipstick. I look like a clown and it's not me of the hippy dippy natural look of the late '70's.
I've had one or two "make overs" and run home and scrub it off. Once in NYC before dinner with my husband and it had to wait (subtle green eyeliner, which wasn't bad, but I don't need eyeliner).
This concludes whatever is going on in my squirrel cage brain for now. I had enough sleep to do a few chores after weeks of TB and loss of time and mind. Going to get cracking!
This oddly warm spring has totally ruined my wardrobe choices and left me mad. This winter has totally messed up the Mountain West.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (WONhk)
I am confident that Dollyl has more favorite pics now though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)
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The vast majority of our best family pictures don't include me.
Because I take them!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Zo6AB)
LOL
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Kt19C)
I argued with him but you know, he's probably right. similar situation but you kind of know where not to go in Mexico generally. I would have assumed Barcelona was safe.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (j+aD2)
Last time I went to Europe and it was 20 or so years ago the suburbs of Paris were on fire in the daytime. It has not gotten any better from all reports.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (sOLVm)
Yeah, Kent strongly seems to have been their "secret source".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)
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And he was cut out of Iran meetings a few months back.
He had nothing.
He was feeding them agitprop his wife was writing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Zo6AB)
It was a box of ivermectin sent when I and everyone else in the house was struck down with the Wuhan Flu.
As a bad Catholic, from my observation, some jews take ANY fervent display of Chritianity as prima facia anti Semitism.
Yeah some Jews have a bad way of thinking that Christianity is necessarily hostile toward Judaism which is contradictory but I kind of understand it. In the past, there were more than a few people professing Christianity that have been horrific toward Jews.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:16 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 03:16 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Dick Morris at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dcz8F)
Frankenstein's Monster has really come through for America. Crazy.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (QiH4I)
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Jacksonian fits pretty well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Zo6AB)
Yeah I hear women complain about guys who have no pictures of themselves. Why would I take a picture of me, I am with me all day long. I can look in a mirror if I want to, what is the point of taking pictures of me??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)
And so I look forward to your next video!
Posted by: Denny Crane - We Now Have An Enforceable Internet Contract. at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (abIsI)
I have shoulders.
I didn't have shoulders at 18.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)
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Congratulations! I grew up skinny and i know how hard it can be to add muscle. Good for you.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (ZjdZN)
Seems there's a lot of us recovering skinny people. I was a cross country runner.
In middle school, I could hide in a made bed and no one would notice someone was in it.
(When I messed up my knee, I dicovered martial arts and after a couple years it was a very weird experience to be called "one of the big guys" in the class. I didn't put on fat, ftr.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (zjgNU)
Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.
Those are performative Catholics. And I submit those Catholics haven't read Paul's "Romans" very closely.
Paul did get a little excitable at gentiles who were being performatively Jewish ("hey, let's all get snipped!!"), but he remembered his name was "Saul" and wasn't going to run off his blood kin.
Converts especially need to pay more attention in RCIA and Bible-study.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (XWPh2)
I'm a bit skeptical of the latest incarnation of the Catholic Menace. Wasn't the last one Biden's white superiority one from the FBI?
We are too busy being pissed off at the Reformation to worry about Jewish people.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)
That about sums us up!!!
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (erF49)
Kuato is in charge. He has a plan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (abIsI)
Seems to be the case yeah. Why he flipped so hard is a source of confusion for me though, unless its the Bill Burr effect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
John Chrysostom says "hi".
The other Fathers tended to be a little better. There's been a lot written about Augustine's complicated take. But Chrysostom had a real problem. He's pretty much "Saint Cedarford"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: MAGA Kelly at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (9Fkqg)
The elephant in the room in the Iran matter was their imminent acquisition of nuclear weapons. Tge standard counter to this is that we've been told about this imminence for years and years, but nothing's happened.
I'd say in response that you have to look at the current situation and think for yourself. Looks pretty imminent to me, no matter what's happened before.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (KDsZt)
He seems to be a throwback to like, the 80s when even Democrats just rubber stamped presidential appointees, as a matter of form.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (QiH4I)
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Jacksonian fits pretty well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Zo6AB)
There are still neocons, they just mostly live on the Democrat side now. The peeps who were gungho on Russia and Ukraine and Color Revolutions.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (8avO+)
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨The Maricopa County Board of Elections has come forward to issue an apology to President Trump, stating that elections officials in the county have now brought forth evidence alleging that then Secretary of State (now Governor) Katie Hobbs and then Speaker of the Arizona House of Representatives Rusty Bowers PERSONALLY ORDERED THEM TO DESTROY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP and to count the TENS OF THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS THAT WERE CAST BY ILLEGAL ALIENS FOR JOE BIDEN in Arizona's largest county in the 2020 election. This was "outcome-determinative fraud" by the very individuals who were entrusted to conduct, oversee and certify the election and Hobbs and Bowers are both alleged to have been on the payroll of at least 3 hostile foreign governments, The George Soros Open Society Foundation and The DNC in exchange for RIGGING the 2020 election in Arizona. Put simply, there is now IRREFUTABLE AND INDISPUTABLE PROOF that President Trump WON the state of Arizona in that STOLEN election out of the mouths of the very people who counted the votes. LOCK THESE TREASONOUS CROOKS UP NOW! 🇺🇸💪🏻🔥
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
Eh, been there done that with the tshirt over gun policy advocacy, working in politics, etc. Basically most people in society are there for the ride, politics and cause and effect of policies cause them to be rationally ignorant. And they can develop those policy preferences by empirical evidence smacking them over the head like Eastern Europeans being virulently anti commie and likely Iranians becoming virulently anti mullah if freed. But they cannot be reasoned into those positions from others.
Kipling's Gods of the Copybook Headings is a dismal dose of reality but societies really do repeatedly make the same mistakes. Some survive it, others go extinct but those truths that Kipling discusses in his poem are eternal. No amount of utopianism, logical arguments, nor even knowledge of human history will dissuade some from thinking this time it is different. It won't be.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM
They are going to go scorched ice on the whole island.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (4NO2D)
The elephant in the room in the Iran matter was their imminent acquisition of nuclear weapons. Tge standard counter to this is that we've been told about this imminence for years and years, but nothing's happened.
I'd say in response that you have to look at the current situation and think for yourself. Looks pretty imminent to me, no matter what's happened before.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (KDsZt)
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Witkoff, who was in the room as chief negotiator, says that the Iranian negotiators were saying that had several hundred pounds of 60% enriched uranium, that there was nothing the US could take from Iran without military force, that they were definitely going to enrich further, and that no, they would not take a perpetual lifetime of nuclear fuel for reactors in exchange.
Trump believed them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (n5tGW)
Oh come on.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (erF49)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
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This didn't happen because all DOJ action on elections stopped the second Trump turned his gaze to Iran.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (Zo6AB)
I'd say in response that you have to look at the current situation and think for yourself. Looks pretty imminent to me, no matter what's happened before.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (KDsZt)
To me, perhaps they were exaggerating to swagger in the negotiations. If so, then they picked a poor strategy in the new American diplomacy world. You threaten us, get ready for some bunker busters on your ass. We are tired of these forever problems in the world.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Sid at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (sM67v)
Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (abIsI)
As usual, the Greenlanders are gonna be sodomized by the Danes at the drop of a hat.
Apparently, the Danes don't believe that the US knows how to build an airstrip.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (y9nCu)
Just leave all the sprinklers on. Instant glacier.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (cS1cw)
Oh come on.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (cS1cw)
what are they going to do, cover the floors with day old pastries?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: exMaga at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (8+tYq)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (j+aD2)
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Fox News defends calling Arizona for Biden after pushback from Trump team
Fox News said just after midnight Eastern time that stood by the projection.
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Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (dcz8F)
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨
This is real?
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (erF49)
That was my question b/c April Fool's is not far away...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (tOcjL)
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨The Maricopa County Board of Elections has come forward to issue an apology to President Trump...IRREFUTABLE AND INDISPUTABLE PROOF that President Trump WON the state of Arizona in that STOLEN election out of the mouths of the very people who counted the votes. LOCK THESE TREASONOUS CROOKS UP NOW!
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Haha! No. We called Arizona for Biden as soon as the polls closed. It's official. We're the Decision Desk!
Posted by: Fox Decision Desk at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: exMaga at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (8+tYq)
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"I'll attack Iran to keep it from getting nukes."
-Trump for literally 40 years
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Zo6AB)
I would go so far as to say that we have already reached the point of tipping the equilibrium through the destruction of the iranian regime on the heels of turning Venezuela.
It would be great to see them come out of this as a Rational Actor on the world stage. But, I would argue that the destruction of their Military capacity alone has turned the corner.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (erF49)
Oh come on.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (cS1cw)
what are they going to do, cover the floors with day old pastries?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03
Coat it all in marzipan. Yum.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (erF49)
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The rest of the Gulf states telling the US to pound the Islamic Republic into dust is an indicator of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (dcz8F)
yes, you're the one who's so absurd
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (XWPh2)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
John Chrysostom says "hi".
The other Fathers tended to be a little better. There's been a lot written about Augustine's complicated take. But Chrysostom had a real problem. He's pretty much "Saint Cedarford"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (XWPh2)
I think we can assume someone from 400 AD isn't a modern thought leader.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Peg Me Paul at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (8JR9p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (PYyV9)
I think Bill Burr ended up with Stockholm's Syndrome (in a broad sense), but do you have any better way of describing just what the fuck happened to someone who, I thought, was a really honest comedian?
What made him jump the rails?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
Excuse me????
Posted by: Mo at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (pDt9x)
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨The Maricopa County Board of Elections has come forward to issue an apology to President Trump...IRREFUTABLE AND INDISPUTABLE PROOF that President Trump WON the state of Arizona in that STOLEN election out of the mouths of the very people who counted the votes. LOCK THESE TREASONOUS CROOKS UP NOW!
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Haha! No. We called Arizona for Biden as soon as the polls closed. It's official. We're the Decision Desk!
Posted by: Fox Decision Desk at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Sadly, all the evidence won't convince even the leaners that the Democrats always cheat.
We all have known for 5 years that the 2020 election was stolen.
ANYONE with a brain knows that when you kick out the people whose job is to ensure a fair election, you no longer have a fair election.
No new evidence will change the bleating sheeps' minds.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM
He assumed that all the Jews would embrace the obvious truth of his reformation. When they didn't, he got pretty nasty about them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
The sad, inescapable truth of the cause of wars, civil, or otherwise.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)
Neither is the moon, but that’s not important right now.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (8JR9p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)
It was when it was named.
But NOW we have to worry about GLOBAL WARMING!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
Excuse me????
Posted by: Mo at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (dcz8F)
Warn me when Chrystosomites conquer Anatolia with fire and sword and I will reconsider.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)
There is to be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......
We do, however, make certain exceptions for pie charts.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)
We all have known for 5 years that the 2020 election was stolen.
ANYONE with a brain knows that when you kick out the people whose job is to ensure a fair election, you no longer have a fair election.
No new evidence will change the bleating sheeps' minds.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM
You know what might be persuasive? Scores of people going to prison over it.
Bondi needs to get on that.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)
You mean, you're not sure the hospital is leaving alive, right?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: toby928(c)
many such cases
Posted by: the banu qurayza at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (XWPh2)
*********
How can these people be so delusional?
practice practice practice
Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2026 03:30 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
Hey! Fuck you too, buddy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)
Which is why Jews have some historical justification for their antipathy toward Christianity. The problem is they don't seem to be capable of applying that logic to the left, who by philosophy and clear statement are incredibly hostile toward Jews and Judaism and have been for half a century.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (PYyV9)
Greenland isn't really green, you know.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)
Not after we got done with it...
Posted by: 12 Vikings a-viking at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat
I assumed that when it stated that they were forced to include all the mail-ins from illegal alien voters. How would anyone know who the illegal alien voters are? Such an obvious mistake. Please, do better.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (KJ1MM)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
If you need a “thought leader”, NO ONE is thinking.
The phrase needs to die.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (n5tGW)
I agree completely. It changes the future, to what we'll see but its definitely changing things for the long term.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)
The phrase needs to die.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb)
Obama was a thought leader. He thought he was a leader.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (n5tGW)
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He heard it from a guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (Zo6AB)
We do, however, make certain exceptions for pie charts.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)
Mmmmmm, pie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (y9nCu)
Do better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Zo6AB)
Hey, he tried in Cleveland. He just underestimated the strength of our atmosphere.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (y9nCu)
Try us!
Posted by: RED HORSE Sq at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (kBisb)
Which is why Jews have some historical justification for their antipathy toward Christianity. The problem is they don't seem to be capable of applying that logic to the left, who by philosophy and clear statement are incredibly hostile toward Jews and Judaism and have been for half a century.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (PYyV9)
As Christians, we believe that Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Him. His words. We just don’t coerce people into belief, well, when we do it right, anyway.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (pDt9x)
'Key infrastructure'. The stoplight downtown?
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (c9rBD)
The phrase needs to die.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM
I think it's descriptive. A bit broader than 'pundit'. Anyone who makes their living talking or writing about current events probably qualifies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)
Well you're still special to us all
It was some ette with access to horse paste. All three of us were basically laid out helpless for weeks. I took that crap and the next day the fever broke and I was enormously better. I cannot say for sure I was going to make it. Never been so sick in my entire life. My health meter was flashing red.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (61TgR)
So you're not gonna vote for him a 4th time? Oh no!
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)
Which is why Jews have some historical justification for their antipathy toward Christianity. The problem is they don't seem to be capable of applying that logic to the left, who by philosophy and clear statement are incredibly hostile toward Jews and Judaism and have been for half a century.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The Left hates Christianity way more than they hate Judaism.
So if Jews have reason for antipathy towards Christians, well, the event of my enemy...
Posted by: Give the Retarded Kid Some Pie at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)
I'm skeptical because only dreams of Charlie Kirk giving orders are truly reliable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
All that and... Jesus was a Jew. All the apostles were Jews. Almost every book in the Bible was written by Jews. Christians would argue that our faith is the proper and natural continuation of Judaism from the Old Testament.
In no way and at no time should Christians ever hate or persecute any group at all, let alone based on its ethnic background, Jews in particular.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (PYyV9)
Seems to be the case yeah. Why he flipped so hard is a source of confusion for me though, unless its the Bill Burr effect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Not me. Same mentality as spies--they do it for their own ego and gain. Doesn't matter whether they are a war hero, well recognized in society, etc. And those type of spies or traitors are the hardest to recognize. Same as the Philby's, MacLeans, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (eHBLK)
Ouch.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (kBisb)
I miss him already.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (dmDsy)
I believe this more than Joe Kelly's claim LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (pDt9x)
Precisely. But historically, we've had some people who think it's their job to force people to come to Christ.
We aren't musselmen and God does not need our help to force the world to submit.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)
I'm skeptical because only dreams of Charlie Kirk giving orders are truly reliable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
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Did I say he also didn't tell me this in a dream?
Think about it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (aTgV0)
We're doomed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM
Where do the infidel Musslemen fit into this?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (4NO2D)
These people have no real world influence.
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Kelly? No.
Carlson does, or at least did. He's undeniably a very famous figure on the Right - especially among Trump voters. Poll respondents certainly know who homeboy is.
But, he gained that name recognition by peddling *whatever the fuck* Fox's audience happened to be in to, which eventually meant MAGA.
MAGA doesn't like guys who piss off Trump, expecially when they're saying febrile paranoiac shit like "the Rothschilds invented Dispensationalism to cuck American Christians for the Jews."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)
Do you not sock at all? Because "Candice Owens" would have been a fantastic choice of footwear....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
But, he gained that name recognition by peddling *whatever the fuck* Fox's audience happened to be in to, which eventually meant MAGA.
MAGA doesn't like guys who piss off Trump, expecially when they're saying febrile paranoiac shit like "the Rothschilds invented Dispensationalism to cuck American Christians for the Jews."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)
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Carlson endorsed a candidate in a TX House primary a few weeks ago.
Dude came in 6th.
Not, almost won so it's questionable that Carlson has influence.
6th.
Might as well have not even gone on the guy's show.
Real world influence has to manifest in the real world at some point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Zo6AB)
He's pulling his pud. Duh.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (dmDsy)
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1. I don't sock (spent a whole day as Amy Schumer once...never again).
2. It's MY channel, bruh!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (Zo6AB)
Yeah that's just flat out retarded and ahistorical. Dispensationalism has absolutely nothing to do with the Rothschilds, and is almost exclusively American, not European.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (PYyV9)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TJM WANTS PEOPLE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO HIM, NOT CAVERNOUS NOSTRILS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal
And yet, Judgement is mine saith the Lord. Deciding the fate of others not in communion with Christ is up to the big guys and not for us on earth. And we can witness and make available our knowledge that Jesus loves them too and wants them to take his embrace regardless of what they are, what they've done, etc. But the choice is always the individual's, not ours to make but the Lord's.
In my case, I judge people for their actions but not to determine their salvation or not. Instead, it is to avoid the bad and embrace the good.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)
But, he gained that name recognition by peddling *whatever the fuck* Fox's audience happened to be in to, which eventually meant MAGA.
MAGA doesn't like guys who piss off Trump, expecially when they're saying febrile paranoiac shit like "the Rothschilds invented Dispensationalism to cuck American Christians for the Jews."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)
Did is definitely the operative word here. I'm willing to bet his "Q" rating among conservatives has dropped deeper in the water than tossing Whoopi Goldberg off a boat.
Sorry, weird imagery...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:42 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)
You mean, you're not sure the hospital is leaving alive, right?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (dmDsy)
A hospital? What is it??
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (wVcYX)
It means everything to me. The lives of Americans mean nothing to discredited Neocons like you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (pn+
For 22 years one of those lives would have been, in fact, my own.
Square that one.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (kBisb)
Now you're telling me Jesus was Jewish!?!?!?!
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM
That what THEY want you to think.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (u82oZ)
Democrats have never apologized or accepted responsibility ever. This has to be fake.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 04:19 PM (IifOV)
Hahaha!
Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Kitty litter box at March 19, 2026 04:42 PM (nUedY)
- MAHA supporters: Health-freedom and anti-establishment advocates who rallied around Make America Healthy Again are abandoning Trump, viewing the neoconservative pivot and war focus as a complete betrayal.
- Youth voters: Young men who swung to Trump in 2024 are bailing fast, with support dipping below 50% as they prioritize deportations and economic relief over endless foreign entanglements.
- Centrists and independents: Moderate swing voters are fleeing the GOP, sickened by the neocons' return and the war's fallout. Only one in four Americans back Trump's war.
You won! Your neocon masters managed to exploit Trump's major weakness: his ego. The resulting chaos and civil strife that their victory will yield after the Repubs are tossed from office is on YOUR heads.
Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:25 PM (ZKCvx)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (hJH5n)
I think it's descriptive. A bit broader than 'pundit'. Anyone who makes their living talking or writing about current events probably qualifies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)
The implication is that no one thinks on their own.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 06:00 PM (hJH5n)
Close the border
Kick the shit out of Venezuela, Cuba and Iran.
Cut wasteful spending including USAID.
Get the economy moving to 3-4% growth
Deport illegals.
If trump had done just that, and that ALONE, in four years I would be happy. He did it in 1.5 years. Far as I'm concerned, he's got a free pass the next 2.5 years.
What next? A balanced budget? Another 2.5 million illegals deported? The save act? Land on the moon? Affordable health care?
It's all gravy at this point.
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Posted by: shemale at March 19, 2026 10:00 PM (BnsxR)
Official Twitter Account of Republic of Somaliland: We Have Proof That Ilhan "Omar's" Real Last Name is "Elmi," Changed to Hide the Fact That Her Father is a Genocidal Warlord
And to defraud the US immigration system, of course.
I have to correct something I have repeatedly gotten wrong: I have long called Ilhan "Omar" by the name Ilhan "Omar" Nur, to stress that "Omar" is not her real name. She falsified her name to fraudulently emigrate on an Omar family visa. I kept saying her real last name is "Nur." That's wrong. Nur is her father's first name, not his surname. Her actual real last name is "Elmi." Apparently her father, Nur Elmi, began using the name "Omar" to hide his identity.REPUBLIC OF SOMALILAND
@RepOfSomaliland
🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar's original last name was Elmi before it was changed.
This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate. Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names across different countries. Part of the family fled to the United Kingdom, while Ilhan Omar and others entered the United States under their father's assumed name, "Omar." These name changes and split identities were used to conceal the father's true war crimes and identity. Marriage details: * Groom: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi
* Bride: Ilhan Abdullahi Omar
(real name Ilhan Elmi) Extradition? @TheJusticeDept
@DHSgov
@WhiteHouse
🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar’s original last name was Elmi before it was changed.
— REPUBLIC OF SOMALILAND (@RepOfSomaliland) March 19, 2026
This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate.
Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names… https://t.co/9sz3ZXVN3X pic.twitter.com/d16tAMCKrn
Between 1981 and 1991, the Somali military in which Colonel Nur Omar Mohamed, Ilhan Omar's father, served as a senior officer executed a brutal and systematic campaign of genocide targeting the Isaaq people of the modern day Republic of Somaliland. This dark chapter in Africa's history, which was known as the Isaaq Genocide, was a merciless military campaign that resulted in the killing of over 200,000 Isaaq civilians. It also involved widespread forced displacement, scorched‑earth destruction of the second and third largest cities (Hargeisa and Burao), aerial bombardement of almost every other single city, town and village in Somaliland, and two decades of large‑scale red-terror style tactics against the civilian population of Somaliland. It was carried out through relentless aerial bombardments -- planes repeatedly strafed fleeing refugees -- summary executions, burning of entire villages, deportations, land‑mining of water sources and homes, Holodomor style government enforced man-made famines (the Dabadheer Drought) and the use of paramilitary units such as the Somali Armed Forces' "Dabar Goynta Isaaqa" (The Isaaq Exterminators), composed exclusively of non-ethnically Isaaq soldiers, to enact mass killings under Somalia's military direction.Oh, and that account wants you to know that Somaliland is not the same country as Somalia.
War-damaged houses in Hargeysa, a major city in northern Somalia, 1991. Eyewitness testimonies documented "mass executions by firing squad, forced disappearances, looting, mass torture, mass surveillance, rape used as a weapon, curfews and mass killings of civilians even in areas with limited resistance or lawful liberation movement activities, such in Berbera where thousands of government soldiers were stationed. Isaaq civilians across what was then the Somalia Republic, were detained and executed en-mass by Somalia government execution squads led by Colonels like Ilhan Omar's father. Across the country civilians were forced from their homes into dehumanising conditions, including many kept in dungeons, underground prisons and pits. Even famous Isaaqs such as Somaliland's most renowned poet 'Hadraawi' did not escape this torture and years of detention under the most brutal and unsanitary conditions imaginable. Even in Mogadishu, deep inside neighbouring Somalia -- and almosr 1,500KM from Somaliland's capital of Hargeisa -- Isaaq civilians were being killed in their homes, in the city and on Mogadishu's beaches. The Jazeera massacre of 1989 is a particularly brutal example that is etched in history. At the heart of this brutal military regime was Colonel Nur Omar Mohamed, Ilhan Omar's father. His rank, authority, membership of the regime Daarood clan, and 10+ years of having climbed the hierarchy in Somalia military to the rank of Colonel, placed him squarely in the Somali military's command hierarchy during and at the height of its Isaaq genocide campaign. Based on his position, loyalty to the regime, and his role in the military, it is virtually certain that he had intimate knowledge of and involvement in the planning, conception, direction and execution of the genocide. By both legal and historical standards, despite Ilhan Omar's team's spin in numerous recent articles which have been placed in left-leaning online publications, the logical conclusion that Ilhan Omar's father was almost certainly intimately involved in the Isaaq Genocide is unmistakable. It is supported on the balance of probabilities and the totality of circumstantial and inferential evidence available indicates, more critically, that it meets the threshold that this was the case 'beyond reasonable doubt'.
REPUBLIC OF SOMALILANDOkay so Somaliland is very opposed to Somalia. But I trust them a lot more than the pirate filth of Ilhan Elmi's murderous family.
@RepOfSomaliland Mar 17 Dear Americans, The good people of Somaliland did not steal your hard-earned tax dollars.
Somaliland is not Somalia. Think South Korea vs. North Korea -- same language, similar names, but completely different ethics, morals, realities, economies, and systems. Professor Shahid Bolsen will explain. Sincerely,
The Republic of Somaliland
REPUBLIC OF SOMALILAND
@RepOfSomaliland Mar 15 Somaliland withdrew from its union with Somalia in 1991 after war and mass atrocities committed against its people by Somalia. - Egypt and Syria formed the United Arab Republic, then separated.
- Senegal and Gambia formed the Senegambia Confederation, then separated.
- Czechia and Slovakia formed Czechoslovakia, then peacefully separated.
- Serbia and Montenegro formed a union, then separated.
- The United Kingdom joined the European Union, then left. If political unions around the world can dissolve, why is Somaliland treated differently?
September, 2024. CNN's Kaitlan Collins pulls up a clip of Trump in 2016 talking about Somali migrants in Minnesota.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 19, 2026
Collins played the clip because she was about to bash Trump with Ilhan Omar before the election and wanted to show Trump's "racist and inflammatory" comments.… pic.twitter.com/sdjqWwStgp
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)
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Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (VE6XX)
Correct. The former is goatfucker paradise. The latter wishes to be friendly to the US, Israel, India, etc, and make money.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (tG1pe)
She should be prosecuted and deported but she is a key member of the leftist elite - untouchable normally.
But...they tried to arrest you Trump. Hell they tried to assassinate you twice. This isn't time to play nice.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
Somaliland is not Somalia.
Oh, shit... President Masturbatin' Pete, we have a problem!
Posted by: ICBM Control Room at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Pu/zx)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Da'quantavious Rotelma Washington III at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (7Q0e+)
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*snort*
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: It's me donna
FIFY.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Come to think of it, I WANT to hurt our diversity! Our diversity is what's killing us. The diversity in the US is a given - just look around the world and lecture me on all the diversity in Asia and Africa and South America and on and on. Cause there ain't none.
What makes us what we are is our UNITY, no matter where you're from. As long as you accept our principles and tenets.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (aaLaB)
He's gonna have to fight Boasberg first for the right to be President.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: It's me donna
FIFY.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (u82oZ)
Especially Murkowski
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (98kQX)
Somaliland is not Somalia.
Oh, shit... President Masturbatin' Pete, we have a problem!
Posted by: ICBM Control Room
Crap. Guess where I mailed my poop to.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (EHbhi)
Let's call the whole thing off.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (4NO2D)
wait... this just in... despite the mountain of proof of her immigration fraud, lawbreaking, and being a clear agent of another nation against America, congress won't ever even slap her wrist, let alone refer her to the DOJ
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (PYyV9)
He's gonna have to fight Boasberg first for the right to be President.
Whatever you do don't shake his hand before the fight.
Ewww.....
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (EcHpA)
Watched Collins trying to talk at a hearing yesterday; the Senate has turned into the memory care unit of the old people's home.
Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)
Her rich white husband can either divorce her or go with her.
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (gWBY1)
I understand the reasons that nations don't want to recognize Somaliland, specifically being worried about other breakaway regions in other nations. However recognizing Somaliland would potentially give us an "ally" in the area. The better reason to do it would be to piss off Omar and the rest of the Somali fraudsters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (VKfTk)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (GRl+6)
She lied because her real age would have disqualified her application for citizenship.
Cartel judge Boesberg has already issued an injunction that Trump cannot investigate any of her immigration fraud and crimes.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (HXT0k)
@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Reporter: Why didn’t you tell Japan before Iran?
President Trump: Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (gWBY1)
Deportation would send me into a spontaneous outburst of unrestrained joy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)
They are now, and that has pissed off a lot of people very much. People who used to say things like Eritrea deserves to be a country, and things like that.
Apparently the Somalis pay good for influencers/
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)
Right?
Posted by: Patty Murray and Nancy Pelosi at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (xvV+O)
Somaliland is a place, and there are people there who despise her family and would torment her for it.
Extradite Ilhan Omar to the tender mercies of Somaliland Justice. See if Daddy has enough daycare money in his pocket to buy her hide - if he's even so inclined.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black
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Similar people, similar religion, different colonial masters. British (and there was a French enclave too) had Somaliland as a colony, the other part of Somalia was ran by Italy as a colony. Italy was crappy about running its African empire.
Similar differences across the Red Sea in Yemen--S. Yemen and N. Yemen. merged after the Cold War ended.
A lot of this is because Britain knew its access to oil and shipping lanes after the Suez canal depending on being able to keep the pirates down. So they put colonies in those areas to keep shipping safer and oil flowing from the Middle East.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (Cqx++)
scorched‑earth destruction of the second and third largest cities (Hargeisa and Burao)
Like most cities in Africa, the before/after photos look much the same.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)
>> I suspect Trump is trying to kill two birds with one stone here - get rid of the Mullahs and damage the leftwing parties running Europe
> Concur. Those Euros who still have a sense of shame must be utterly mortified.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)
I don't want them to be embarrassed; I want them to be furious. Their military incapacity is a sign of the level of parasitic load in their society, indicating that the grifter class has completely stolen all of their country's accumulated wealth and most of their nation's ongoing income.
To state it plainly, probably 80% of their public expenditures are waste, fraud, and grift. They badly need their own Doge. What's more, all populist parties around the world should be demanding an audit of their gold reserves (with spot checks for purity) -- yes, including Europe and the Anglosphere. There is no reason for anyone to trust any establishment anywhere on anything. That's the takeaway.
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Sy6m/)
I'm a refugee!
From what?
The people I was killing want revenge!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)
The number 1 prescription delivered to the capitol building is Alzheimer's medication.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL, "Don’t Listen to Idiots About the Iran War"
https://tinyurl.com/a5pfvpxz
(I know, should have posted it on previous thread, still a great read from Kurt Schlichter)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)
It's only bad when you don't know the difference.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Gateway Pundit:
Trump Vindicated Again: Forbes Values Mar-a-Lago at Massive $560 Million, Exposing Letitia James’ Fake Numbers
During New York State Attorney General Letitia James’ 2023 civil fraud/political persecution of President Trump, one of her most ridiculous assertions was that the president had ‘overvalued’ his Mar-a-Lago property.
According to Tish and affirmed by crackpot Manhattan Judge Arthur, the massive oceanfront estate was only worth $18 million.
President Trump said during the trial, “But this is the Attorney General of New York State, Leticia James, and she shouldn’t be allowed to be Attorney General. She’s defrauded the public with this trial.”
...In Forbes’ 2026 Billionaires list coverage, the outlet updated its valuation of Mar-a-Lago to $560 million, up from $370 million the previous year and a far cry from James’ politically motivated assessment.
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (KAw7u)
Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)
Doing her best Katharine Hepburn impersonation?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (KAw7u)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
That expose sure got buried in a deep, dark hole didn't it?
Do you remember that story being printed ...
Pepperidge Farms remembers
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (3sXRv)
but I can't make it good enough to offset how offensive it would be.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR)
You know you ARE talking to Teh Horde...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (y9nCu)
Doing her best Katharine Hepburn impersonation?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (snZF9)
"Yoouuu're myyyy knniiighhttt in shinnninnnnng arrrrmorrrrrrr......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (lFFaq)
I understand the reasons that nations don't want to recognize Somaliland, specifically being worried about other breakaway regions in other nations. However recognizing Somaliland would potentially give us an "ally" in the area. The better reason to do it would be to piss off Omar and the rest of the Somali fraudsters
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Israel already has recognized Somaliland. And we should too. Simply put, colonial governments and borders in Africa and the Middle East were set up for Western purposes to govern and prevent other Western rival nations from access to resources but in a tribal and clan societies, it built in civil wars that have raged since the colonizers left.
Made worse by the Cold War and Islam. Diversity and proximity to each other are not a recipe for internal order of a state. Let Somaliland separate peaceably is my suggestion if they can make it stick.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (b4LBp)
We've been suckered by every politician we've ever elected as they've sold us up the river to line their own pockets decade after decade.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (snZF9)
"Yoouuu're myyyy knniiighhttt in shinnninnnnng arrrrmorrrrrrr......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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You are both going to Hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)
She should be prosecuted and deported but she is a key member of the leftist elite - untouchable normally.
But...they tried to arrest you Trump. Hell they tried to assassinate you twice. This isn't time to play nice.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
*********
She'll be leading the charge to impeach Trump after the midterms. It will be nonstop for the rest of his presidency.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (NpAcC)
And why am I suddenly thinking about National Lampoons Vacation????
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm STILL Denny Crane. at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Ordinary American
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Yep. Think Peter Sellers was in the movie and there were a couple of sequel books, dunno about a sequel movie.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (Y1sOo)
You are both going to Hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)
But it will be one hell of a ride!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)
Not me. They're afraid I'll take over. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (snZF9)
Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)
IIRC her most important demographic is Karens...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)
But it will be one hell of a ride!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I got a spare harley for you, we'll cruise there in style. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)
Seems this should be put up on billboards all over Minneapolis.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (YsPj+)
I got a spare harley for you, we'll cruise there in style. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (snZF9)
Sweeeet..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)
Not me. They're afraid I'll take over. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (snZF9)
Now that is a bad-ass answer!
Posted by: Satan at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (d6BF2)
She's the strangest looking human. I always see a cobra in a turban smirking, with her nostrils flaring.
I loved her cheerleader hand when she was yelling at President Trump during SCOTUS. A pitiful, wimpy attempt as a cheerleader and I should know.
She should return to Somolia and be queened as she's managed to bring in millions of her people to fraud the state of MN with pedo mouth Walz. Then money back to her homeland.
Maybe she had a wild affair with Walz (ok, becoming nauseous, will stop).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM
I agree, but a threat assessment on Tater Stelter just came back as raucous laughter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (d6BF2)
Here I sit, corrected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (d6BF2)
I loved her cheerleader hand when she was yelling at President Trump during SCOTUS. A pitiful, wimpy attempt as a cheerleader and I should know.
Catgirls > Cheerleaders > BroFo queen of Somalia
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)
I agree, but a threat assessment on Tater Stelter just came back as raucous laughter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)
But, he's puttin' it to your bae! F*ckin' sex machine.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elto Johnson at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (azd0E)
The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Camel out front should a told ya.
Somaliland should bring this back:
The Somaliland Camel Corps (SCC) was a camel riding British Colonial Auxiliary Forces unit which was raised in British Somaliland. It existed from 1914 until 1944.
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner
Put her in jail, then deport the jail.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (m/jDo)
—
Americans also makes money from this grift. Its the tax payers who get fucked. But 1/2 the country past no taxes and the other 1/2 is too busy working to notice. So American grifters happily steal the billions on behalf of foreigners and take a healthy percentage off the top for their service.
Posted by: Sucks But What Can You Do at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (ncC2j)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)
Not next week. Not tomorrow.
Now. By 2PM EDT.
Get on it DoJ.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (YsPj+)
The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......
plus the monorail was broke down.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)
First name (personal name),
Father’s first name (middle name),
Paternal grandfather’s first name (last name).
For example: Ali Omar Elmi
Ali = personal name
Omar = father’s name
Elmi = paternal grandfather’s name
This format emphasizes patrilineal heritage and lineage. The last name is not a fixed family surname but rather the name of the grandfather, which changes with each generation. This is why siblings share the same second and third names, but the names of married parents and their children often differ. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)
I'm sure Grok could handle that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
The Duchy of Grand Fenwick saga, by an Irish author / reporter.
The Mouse that Roared
The Mouse on the Moon
The Mouse on Wall Street.
All entertaining.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (u82oZ)
IN a traditional Empire a major power uses its military, diplomatic, and technological power to squeeze money out of weaker countries.
Somehow we do the opposite. We are the world's first anti-Empire.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)
--------
He was known as Sickle Me Elmi
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:44 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
GREAT video!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:44 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)
Lice or fleas at the very least.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 01:45 PM (n9ltV)
Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)
Her district is majority white and super progressive. The Somalis in her district were the ones sounding the alarm when she started campaigning. The white progressives told them to sit down and shut up.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:45 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Tom "Low T" Tuppence, Moderate Democrat, Informed by CNN at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (qUkBO)
https://is.gd/w795iC
Is Pixy missing any?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (S/Y4j)
That reminds me...whatever happened to those scientists that were all ooops we accidentally created gold in a lab? If I were a Bond villain or the head of a country, I'd kidnap them and steal the tech and replenish my gold reserves. And make myself some pretty gold jewelry.
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (YsPj+)
Very well could be part of the plan. Trump seems to be doing a massive global shift/realignment. He's ripping off masks, exposing the assholes, invigorating oppressed people in western countries with leaders who spread their ass cheeks for islam, destroying a major islamic hemorrhoid and world sponsor of terrorism, and...and making our "supposed" military peers pause to stare at their flaccid meat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)
Kuato
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)
Movies.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM
Slow clap.....Wonderful.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (IifOV)
Just goes to show you who we have been importing.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (cn09p)
it's called "plausible deniability"
Posted by: elmo at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (v3pYe)
The Governor is a Democrat and, while there is a law saying that he'd have to appoint a Republican, he's said that he will ignore it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (HXT0k)
To paraphrase mean girls: that's why her head wrap is so big, IT'S FULL OF SECRETS
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Frank Barone
.......
It's NOT a tumah!
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (cn09p)
This reminds me of all the Anti-Semite Nazi rats at the end of World War II that took off for South America and changed their names. That a fraud like ilhan Is always calling Americans, whom she apparently despises, Nazis is behaving exactly like actual Anti-Semite Nazis is an example of molten hot irony. Odds on she also dipped her beak into the millions of dollars that were stolen in Minnesota. Maximum pressure until she gets deported.
Speaking of criminal Muslims here in the United States. I came across yesterday a case that involves murder, bigamy, theft, fraud, cheering for 9/11, and complaining that Sharia law should be used during the death penalty trial and sentencing. Islam is absolutely incompatible with Western societies.
https://is.gd/pnfIYs
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (glnUu)
That lab made gold took well over 1,000 times the money than mined gold. Gold is being extracted from sea water much easier.
This was a SF tale in Athur C. Clarkes Tales of the White Hart in the 1950s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (u82oZ)
The Duchy of Grand Fenwick saga, by an Irish author / reporter.
The Mouse that Roared
The Mouse on the Moon
The Mouse on Wall Street.
All entertaining.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I read the Mouse that Roared and watched part of the movie. Once was enough as I preferred sci fi at that age when I read it. I think Grand Fenwick was based on Luxembourg. It would have had a different flavor if based on Andora, San Marino, or Lichtenstein. Looks like there was a sequel movie, based on the Moon book.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (1M0ma)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (d6BF2)
The hamster is amusing, but the letter in response is fantastic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: African't at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (qUkBO)
But remember Vlad is our enemy because he rules his country with an authoritarian fist
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)
Yes. Grand Fenwich was political fiction. Not SF.
I have all those books on a bookshelf in the other room.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (AlhUl)
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To add insult to injury from Captain Genocidal Warlord, "Omar" means "flourishing" or "long lived".
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (dcz8F)
The Governor is a Democrat and, while there is a law saying that he'd have to appoint a Republican, he's said that he will ignore it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)
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And even Mitch voted to start debate on the SAVE act.
I suspect he'd vote against the final passage, still, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (Zo6AB)
Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)
AWFLs. They're like Kim-Jung-Un-voting levels of the population in her district.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (G1ktt)
Just got here at 143 comments. I don't care what anyone else said, I have to say it:
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (G1ktt)
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Yup.
Her district is 60% white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)
"The Mouse Goes to the Moon" I think.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (InJki)
To paraphrase mean girls: that's why her head wrap is so big, IT'S FULL OF SECRETS
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gWBY1)
Its a diaper, its full of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)
Movies.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)
I really wish there was a place on the internet you could go to for serious, no nonsense reviews of films, past and present, with in depth discussions about directors and their style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)
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*Freedom of Speech by Rockwell meme*
Peter Sellers wasn't that funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)
Republican votes fail by 1 - or Failure Theater
Democrats votes pass by 1 - or Success Theater
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (dcz8F)
At this point Mitch McConnell is Captain Pike who signals "Yes" or "No" through 2 beeps or 1 beep.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (IifOV)
Its a diaper, its full of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (snZF9)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)
I really wish there was a place on the internet you could go to for serious, no nonsense reviews of films, past and present, with in depth discussions about directors and their style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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So do I.
Maybe Hot Air.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)
Movies.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)
WOW! There's a shot out of nowhere!!!
LOL
Posted by: Denny Crane - But What Did He Mean By That? at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (dmDsy)
In the book, the fictional Grand Fenwick was opposite Liechtenstein, i.e. between France and Switzerland.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gWBY1)
it is "tumescent", even.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)
The people who elected her are AWFLs and Soy boys by and large.
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (wK9ty)
Maybe Hot Air.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)
I've heard their Art Thread is something to behold.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM
I would almost certainly Like and Subscribe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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CBD often recommends it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Zo6AB)
But remember Vlad is our enemy because he rules his country with an authoritarian fist
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)
That's a good point. And it breaks my heart as I've always admired British history as they basically civilized the world. Heck, the main reason Somaliland is civilized - as opposed to its savage neighbor - is because it was run by the British.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (aaLaB)
The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......
plus the monorail was broke down.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM
Mujahi out front should told ya.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
ME TOO!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Germans Who Fled to Argentina at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)
And he is also KGB, and you just can't trust those people.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)
The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
A theme park with no food
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Used to be you'd wonder what some random jagoff was typing about? Then where he was pulling it from? Now is it a Pete or a ChatPete?
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (FhXTo)
The Somalis believe all three colonial Somalilands, the Ogaden region of Ethiopia and the Northern region of Kenya should be Somali run.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (YsPj+)
As noted in the epilogue to Mark Bowden's book, those stupid savages still think that the world is intensely interested in every drive by shooting and RPG shot in Mogadishu, 20+ years after the whole Blackhawk Down incident.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (I5PGv)
The movie "Duel" directed by Spielberg is close to the perfect movie.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Germans Who Fled to Argentina at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (zG4BR)
Or Brazil!
Posted by: Aldoph H. - You Only Get The First Initial! at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Allies of the United States of America:
Old list:
United Kingdom
all nations in the European Union and NATO
Canada
Cross those off.
New list:
Republic of Somaliland
Cuba (soon)
Venezuela (soon)
Iran (soon)
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Av6i5)
https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er
Posted by: beckster at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (1M0ma)
Try Kaitlin Calimain. She is not unfortunate looking.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (wVcYX)
And a few are experts on everything. Just ask them.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (I5PGv)
Clap On. Clap Off. The Clap.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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We simply need to recognize that people are not widgets and come with their own complicated stories, tribes, clans, etc. and the borders and countries need to coincide with the preexisting societies and culture. Thus, S. Sudan and Sudan, Eritea and Ethiopia, etc. etc.
Trump initially chastised Israel for recognizing Somaliland and then had second thoughts. My guess is State Dept and ngo types were reacting in horror that a dysfunctional Somalia might suddenly become less so (at least in Somaliland area).
Indicates Trump is not beholden to the NGO and State Dept. mafia in that he reconsidered his original statements and walked them back when informed.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (snZF9)
I was reliably informed, in the previous thread, that this means the GOP is doomed in the midterms and we should prepare for our glorious socialist overlords.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (YsPj+)
And a few are experts on everything. Just ask them.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM
Admittedly, I was wrong once. I thought that I had made a mistake but it turned out that I hadn't.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Used to be you'd wonder what some random jagoff was typing about? Then where he was pulling it from? Now is it a Pete or a ChatPete?
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (FhXTo)
Who knew you could get STD* from jackin' it?
Posted by: *Severe Trump Derangement at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)
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Cut to day after election day 2026:
Dems gain 7 House seats. Senate doesn't change composition.
"We told you this would be worse than 2018!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (Zo6AB)
yet this woman gets to just go on being...
seems about right.
Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (MaKux)
Used to be you'd wonder what some random jagoff was typing about? Then where he was pulling it from? Now is it a Pete or a ChatPete?
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (FhXTo)
Last thread, people opined that was really The Whacker... he wasn't memorable enough to me to be able to tell one way or the other...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (dmDsy)
Well, we know what it's not hiding.
Posted by: Average IQ of 67 at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (Pu/zx)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Hate to be a broken record (just kidding that's pretty much all I am), but the reason you haven't seen him here is he shot his mouth off about how Trump was a big loser for all of 2016 then when Trump won, he magically disappeared without a shred of contrition. Came back when we "lost" in 2020. Not when we won in 2024 though. And now that there's a war he's back because he was actually right all along you just couldn't see it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: *Severe Trump Derangement at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (TbWk/)
*thumbs up emoji*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (Wnv9h)
Where's he been? I mean, other than Fla?
Posted by: Sponge
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He got a lot of shit over his election posts here by black pillers and had a challenging job. I seem to recall also mentions of corporate crap affecting that job versus perhaps retiring.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)
Didn't Illhan Omar have a couple of 80's hits under the name Sade Adu?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (IifOV)
Her eyebrows look like two waxing strips ripped from a Samsquanch's ballsack.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (iFmuQ)
I saw a photo once in the past, and think it was real but who knows?
Wispy clumps of armpit hair, super glued in random patches on her head. Probably armpit hair from a rando trans or hobo.
Think a squirrel with mange for comparison, and the squirrle looks better.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (KAw7u)
Posted by: Just for the record at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Jt2TP)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)
That explains it all! Thanks, ..., for your most excellent memory!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
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Ellipsis is correct in his history.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (g6E3h)
His keyboard would get so sticky, he could no longer post here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM
Are we not a blog of socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)
I've heard their Art Thread is something to behold.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
I haven't been to HA since they got rid of the cheerleader thread.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
Truth as scam patter. They want to grift off White Guilt, then pivot before anyone realizes they just admitted that Diversity + Proximity = War.
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (Sy6m/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUOjjhuxFkM
Posted by: baby bear at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (R11M+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Meets Ace level of cruelty and spice in that post. Well done.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (4NO2D)
>>Her district is 60% white.
So that means it’s 40% non-white.
So you don’t need that many awfls to cross over to elect her.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (sj2IU)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (iFmuQ)
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Don't have to ask.
She's a Smooth Operator.
Posted by: LA to Chicago at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Jt2TP)
Omar is a real test for just HOW serious Trump is.
Posted by: 18-1
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Is it Trump, or is it the DoJ? Or DoS?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (n7rxJ)
yet this woman gets to just go on being...
seems about right.
Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (MaKux)
Which is another reason that I hate the Republican Party so much. Almost more than the Democrats - who communist animals that they are - are at least honest about it.
The best term I've ever heard to describe them is 'petting zoo Republicans'. And I despise them for it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (aaLaB)
Spanburger, elected in VA, was CIA, how's that working so far? About as I expected.
(I wish I could have worked in a couple more comma's)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D)
His keyboard would get so sticky, he could no longer post here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM
Are we not a blog of socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (0sNs1)
Does anyone here recognize the phrase "Patrol Sock"?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:04 PM (zZu0s)
So that means it’s 40% non-white.
This sounds suspiciously like math.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (1M0ma)
>>Her district is 60% white.
So that means it’s 40% non-white.
So you don’t need that many awfls to cross over to elect her.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (sj2IU)
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She won her last race with 74% of the vote.
She's not getting a few.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (Sy6m/)
Slow bubbling resentments and ethnic clashes that can be spun up into a war are the most important things for the global elite. They can sell arms, get cheap resources, overwhelm "allies" with refugees, play the insurance market, and distract from the current scandal. Also the papers and the TV get all the war news to fill out their daily needs.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)
Looks like Pete has developed near-AmishDude "I am Churchill on the floor of Parliament warning you about Nazi Germany" levels of TDS.
Posted by: AD really did say that by the way at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (TbWk/)
Now that JD Vance is in charge of the fraud investigation, we should see some results, no ?
Posted by: runner
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Is that really happening? Since when?
By the way, whaddaya mean "investigation"? The evidence is lying on the ground in plain sight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (IifOV)
Sade is Nigerian.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Just for the record at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Jt2TP)
Of course nothing will. She's a ruling class millionaire with dark skin and a vagina.
But a guy can dream. Of her being being lashed to a post somewhere in the horn of Africa and shocked with electric wires by some twelve-toed homunculus whose tribe hates her father.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (BI5O2)
195 Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM
Welcome back!
Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (MaKux)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM
Sounds like a Navy thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM
Special socks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D)
Jerk socks.
Posted by: Stand 'em up in the corner at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (pZ64F)
The fact this isn't still a major news item tells me one of the following:
He did it to help her
He did it because she isn't leftwing enough
He is complete loony tunes
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)
To be fair, he was mostly the nic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (zZu0s)
By the way, whaddaya mean "investigation"? The evidence is lying on the ground in plain sight.
==
Since Trump signed and executive order pacing him in charge, and doing a big speech about it in the Oval Office. Any questions you have, please to forward to anti-Fraud Federal Task force headed by JD Vance !
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (ZxPkt)
The fact this isn't still a major news item tells me one of the following:
He did it to help her
He did it because she isn't leftwing enough
He is complete loony tunes
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It was an external douche refresher.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (iFmuQ)
Posted by: whig
Wait. You're sayin' the Eye-talians aren't the best at organizing????
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)
>> This sounds suspiciously like math.
Well, if you get 75-90pct of the non-white block voting for her as is typical for democrats in general and you get anywhere from a spilt to 60 pct of the white voting block voting against, she wins with those numbers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (DC7Uw)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (pZ64F)
No, Elmo had no fixed abode, so was considered a "street muppet". In fact he was lower in status than Snuffleupagus who lived in an alleyway.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (rbvCR)
Sade is Nigerian.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
That bish fell asleep backstage with orders NOT to be DISTURBED.
Made me listen to the f*cking Digable Planets for 2 f*cking hours before she finally graced us with her presence.
Pure. Torture.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)
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Was it balslamic vinegar?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: It's an Air Force thing at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (Jt2TP)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: whig
Wait. You're sayin' the Eye-talians aren't the best at organizing????
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)
Next thing he'll be saying is that Germans aren't the best at lovemaking.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (wVcYX)
Commas are a punctuation which may be freely used. Apostrophes, on the other hand, are required to be used correctly. Take a moment and think about what you've done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
I hate that we're importing other people's conflicts, but I was kind of tickled when that skinny balloon-head lost his Congressional bid and Ilhan absolutely went OFF on Somali voters, blamed some tribe for the whole fiasco. Shouted that they should have united over this vote and left their tribal fights at home lolololol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (dmDsy)
If we did, would we admit it?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
Made me listen to the f*cking Digable Planets for 2 f*cking hours before she finally graced us with her presence.
Pure. Torture.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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You must have been with someone you really, really wanted to bang.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM
AKA "Cruise Sock".
Useful in relieving DSB.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (0sNs1)
Commas are a punctuation which may be freely used. Apostrophes, on the other hand, are required to be used correctly. Take a moment and think about what you've done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
You are, or were, an English teacher, correct?
lol
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)
[A]n asshole is somebody who looks at two muppets doing something totally normal for muppets and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever.
Posted by: TBF Sesame Street has become kinda gay at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (PqZeM)
"Elmo thinks Big Bird should come with Elmo to the store." STOP IT! USE SOME DAMN PRONOUNS!
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (zG4BR)
Ok, name?
Ummm....Adolph..Umm I mean Andy... Andy....uh... Horter.
Ok...Andy Horter. Profession?
Hmmm...unemployed I suppose.
Ok...fine. What's with the catipillar mustache?
(shrugs)
Not important. Allergies?
JEWS!!! i mean...juice. Orange juice.
Medical conditions.
Well....I'm missing a testicle.
Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Fela Kuti did that to us once in Berkeley. He was having dinner, they told us.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)
Which is kind of hilariously sad, when you think about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (iFmuQ)
Man, I wish I was day drinking too.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (4NO2D)
-lord, I hate these movies
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Zo6AB)
Spanburger, elected in VA, was CIA, how's that working so far? About as I expected.
(I wish I could have worked in a couple more comma's)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (cS1cw)
Use my method, just toss them in where ever you feel like it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (snZF9)
Any questions you have, please to forward to anti-Fraud Federal Task force headed by JD Vance !
Posted by: runner
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Is there any way we can convince him that Ilhan is against eyeliner?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (n7rxJ)
The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
A theme park with no food
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dcz8F)
About those corn dogs...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (nbLIj)
"Elmo thinks Big Bird should come with Elmo to the store." STOP IT! USE SOME DAMN PRONOUNS!
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (zG4BR)
I always liked Elmo as Paul Atreides: "Elmo no want to put hand in box"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (wVcYX)
I thought the German's true passion was ad lib comedy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Bodka. No smell. You can even do it atwerk.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (EHbhi)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ikngUTvrswg
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (RHGPo)
-lord, I hate these movies
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Zo6AB)
I don't remember that from John Wick. Probably best that there was only one movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
lol
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (dmDsy)
Fuck no. I can't punctuate for shit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Dems gain 7 House seats. Senate doesn't change composition.
"We told you this would be worse than 2018!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Lot of weird shit in the 2026 election zeitgeist. Lot of redistricting, Democrats having a popularity rating in the toilet with the GOP rating slightly better, the war going on, and a hardening of public attitudes on a lot of issues.
And some shoes to drop on elections, the Russia Russia grand juries, massive fraud being exposed in state after state, and the increased scrutiny of Act Blue, Win Red, and their smurfing ways.
Trump also has the weird divergence that Billy Jeff showed in his second term where a lot of the disapproval is over the person rather than the policies. So the traditional presidential approval ratings include respondents that like Trump's policies but not the man himself for whatever reason--morals, propriety, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)
You must have been with someone you really, really wanted to bang.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (DRSnL)
That's gross.
I took my mom as she LOVED her voice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
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These sequels made stupid money. I don't get it.
They're boring as fuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Zo6AB)
Where's he been? I mean, other than Fla?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Haven't seen him since the 2024 elections. I expect he will come back for 2026 election season. Very good insight.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (y171U)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (PqZeM)
I thought I read it wouldn't be operational for another 10 years. Its supposed to make the US envious. Right, in 10 years we'll have floating death stars, and they'll have that thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (snZF9)
You must have been with someone you really, really wanted to bang.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (DRSnL)
That's gross.
I took my mom as she LOVED her voice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Ziss iz interesting, ja? Tell me more.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud, high on coke at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)
Where's he been? I mean, other than Fla?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Haven't seen him since the 2024 elections. I expect he will come back for 2026 election season. Very good insight.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (y171U)
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He was an X account. Doesn't post much, but he's still alive, at least:
https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (Zo6AB)
Re: John Wick
Remember to include at least ten minutes of sweaty electronic music dancing scenes full of surly-looking people who all look like they have VD.
It must be in Keanu's contract for every movie.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (iFmuQ)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)
Fantastic immigration vetting process we have here.
Posted by: Orson
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Pretty much like our processes for getting funding for government-support services apparently. Also voter registration. Basically everything except tax filing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM
Also, only NUBs and Coners would recognize the phrase. Nukes are too pure of heart to know about such things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (0sNs1)
Best Case Scenario
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (iFmuQ)
Why I keep saying people said it was a documentary when it turns out it was a fantasy.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (dcz8F)
102.79 -0.13 (-0.13%)
As of 2:06:03 PM EDT. Market Open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (4NO2D)
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Imagine if Trump barred oil exports. What would the WTI price be then?
What would Brent in Europe be?
Trump can fuck Europe over...a lot. And I'm not really sure they realize it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Zo6AB)
These sequels made stupid money. I don't get it.
They're boring as fuck.
I suspect half the appeal is having Lawrence Fishburne and Ian McShane just act "cool"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)
"Elmo thinks Big Bird should come with Elmo to the store." STOP IT! USE SOME DAMN PRONOUNS!
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM
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Bob Dole's not sure what Bob Dole thinks about this piece of legislation, but you can be damn sure when Bob Dole makes up Bob Dole's mind Bob Dole will tell you.
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Jt2TP)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)
That's my jam
Posted by: Wesley Snipes adjusting his sunglasses at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)
Didn't she start out on as a conservative then switched to the dark side for the $$$?
I laugh when Trump blows her off during pressers.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Ian Ziering at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (EHbhi)
Don't forget about Hennigans!
The No-Smell, No-Tell Scotch.
Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (cS1cw)
They focus on graft.
She should be angry with Islam for that. But then again, if she never had a orgasm, she would never know what she is missing.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: The media at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Jt2TP)
Fuck no. I can't punctuate for shit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Well then, nice catch on that inappropriate use of the apostrophe!
Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (dmDsy)
Where's he been?
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He was an X account. Doesn't post much, but he's still alive, at least:
https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (Zo6AB)
Good to hear.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (y171U)
Posted by: The Whine Guy
Most of them are probably also from clans that were doing the genociding.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (d6BF2)
It wouldn't take long for one Euro country to decide to arm up as part of an agreement with the others. Then the others would see another sucker in the making but instead of leeching off a new host would soon find themselves under the thumb of that country.
Europe at war with Europe in under a decade.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (zafwz)
Europe at war with Europe in under a decade.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (zafwz)
The EU has been at war with several member states for years for all practical purposes. Poland for refusing immigration, Hungary ditto. If they'd had an army they would have sent it in.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)
I'd pay.money to.see that; sell.me a ticket.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (8snZr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (PqZeM)
Is Greta the captain? Is it run on wind? Probably slaves in the hold with oars.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (+aCiK)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (ue8ck)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (61TgR)
Everything this woman has said and done is anti American
Infact, she can take that Barry Sotero fuck with her
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Desinex at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (q0FlQ)
Posted by: Wofus at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (CNa+A)
Posted by: baby bear at March 20, 2026 08:51 AM (R11M+)
The EU and Japan Hint They Might Do Something to Protect Shipping in the Strait of America
I don't believe them. This is very gauzy and gaseous.
Trump should just declare that only ships transiting to the Western Hemisphere will be protected. All other ships? Iran, do your worse.Jacqui Heinrich"Appropriate efforts" means "we issued this paper statement." The statement commits to nothing:
@JacquiHeinrich NEW: UK, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, & Japan issue joint statement expressing "readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts" to ensure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz, welcoming nations engaging in prep/planning & coordinating SPR releases and ways to increase output. Calls for Iran to "cease immediately its threats, laying of mines, drone and missile attacks and other attempts to block the Strait to commercial shipping, and to comply with UN Security Council Resolution 2817"
That's the extent of their commitment: they express their readiness to "appropriate efforts" and welcome the commitment of other nations to "preparatory planning."
We condemn in the strongest terms recent attacks by Iran on unarmed commercial vessels in the Gulf, attacks on civilian infrastructure including oil and gas installations, and the de facto closure of the Strait of Hormuz by Iranian forces. We express our deep concern about the escalating conflict. We call on Iran to cease immediately its threats, laying of mines, drone and missile attacks and other attempts to block the Strait to commercial shipping, and to comply with UN Security Council Resolution 2817. Freedom of navigation is a fundamental principle of international law, including under the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea. The effects of Iran's actions will be felt by people in all parts of the world, especially the most vulnerable. Consistent with UNSC Resolution 2817, we emphasise that such interference with international shipping and the disruption of global energy supply chains constitute a threat to international peace and security. In this regard, we call for an immediate comprehensive moratorium on attacks on civilian infrastructure, including oil and gas installations. We express our readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait. We welcome the commitment of nations who are engaging in preparatory planning.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 12:14 PM (zcJ6r)
Ditch Britain. Closer ties to Japan.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 12:14 PM (zjgNU)
There is no life in your words of tofu for all men to see.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
The GOP is going to get absolutely obliterated in the midterms.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)
They will, in fact, not contribute
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2026 12:16 PM (affD0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
Methinks that's why the Brits aren't helping. They're afraid they couldn't take on the Argies today.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)
And sorry, America hardly makes any movies with sexy tentacles.
DO SOMETHING PEOPLE
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
Gotta happen sometime. gonna be bloody, briefly.
But without a boots-on-the-ground counter-revolution, the regime will remain in place.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (Zo6AB)
Are you under the impression that a Europe in the midst of economic collapse won't still need the shit they buy from us? Or do you think that a Europe with zero industry will suddenly start manufacturing all the shit it needs for itself? Like a military, perhaps.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
it's funny because this is about gas shipments
Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2026 12:18 PM (v3pYe)
They are already fulfilling a role as an ally. They are on the front line to help us defend Taiwan. I can live with that.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 12:18 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:18 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: zombie Marcel Marceau at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)
They also have a Constitution which says that they're not permitted to use them for this. It'll be interesting to see if Sanae can find some way to wiggle around that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)
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I suspect 90% of it is actually China.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (Zo6AB)
It went downhill from there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (tOcRr)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (8moFs)
Concur. Those Euros who still have a sense of shame must be utterly mortified.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)
i say we hit them with a major, i mean *major*, leaflet campaign.
Posted by: arnold j. rimmer, bsc ssc at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (ExV1e)
She was talking about changing the constitution.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
It went downhill from there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (tOcRr)
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We are the hegemon.
Not using that power in the people's interest is governmental malpractice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (pDt9x)
Cybil Sheperd and Joan Collins take note.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (Kt19C)
That was a very stupid thing to say. Takaichi is a very good ally, and there's no benefit to humiliating her that way.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
We express our deep concern
We call on Iran
etc.
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Holy shit. It's an exact parody of these suicidal parasites, but it's also real. It's what they actually said. They had time to think it over, and they said it anyway.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Q+gd/)
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Bro he already did that. Pay attention.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (pn+sm)
Start seizing regional police offices.
Start street executions of regime morality police torturers.
Kurd rebels need to seize land inn the north, declare an independent Kurdish state.
Snipers need to target any visible iRGC troops in the streets.
Why not happening? I suspect they're waiting for word from Trump that it's safe to start. I can only assume.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (affD0)
It went downhill from there.
man, if i had a nickel for every time i heard the radio news break spout off "...without evidence...". not npr, thank dog, but still.
Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (v3pYe)
Huh? Right now it’s 109. It’s been above 100 since 12 March.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (n9XW8)
Unfortunately, a lot of fertilizer goes through there, so that will have a food price effect.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)
Gives one a little tingle in the Square of the Forbidden
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (affD0)
WWI did a lot of heavy lifting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
Yes. Their constitution, which was imposed upon them, remember, prohibits them using their military for foreign adventures. But they can keep a weather eye on Chyina and the Norks in the Western Pacific, thereby freeing up U.S. ships for the Iran engagement.
Posted by: zombie Marcel Marceau at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (8zz6B)
well, trump did tell them to hunker down while the bombs are flying...
Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (v3pYe)
Don't forget a couple of hundred years of the best and brightest leaving for the New World
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)
That's the obvious explanation, and, I think, the correct one.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Yes. She campaigned on it. I think - not sure, though - that her party's massive victory in the recent election will make that easier. I wonder if Trump calling out Japan is designed, in part, to make it easier for her to get it changed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (affD0)
World War I was a major French and British slaughter also. Their leaders were nothing but damned fools.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Get A Grip! at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (Kt19C)
Already happening. Iranian citizens say they're magically finding guns and ammo as of a day or two ago and putting it to good use on Basij and IRGC types.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Archimedes = Europe at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Donald Stratton at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (cq1bP)
Everyone nude on the ship? Sailing blocks of cheese instead of ships?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (PYyV9)
Huh? Right now it’s 109. It’s been above 100 since 12 March.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (n9XW
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I'm seeing conflicting info, so it's probably which market is trading it. There's a bifurcation happening.
$96:
https://markets.businessinsider.com/
commodities/oil-price/euro
$110:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
commodity/brent-crude-oil
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (Zo6AB)
From the people that told us we need to stop using oil and that they would raise the prices of it to make it so normal people could no longer afford it...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (8mulE)
That's the obvious explanation, and, I think, the correct one.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
When we get down to 'Tehran's evil dog catcher was killed by an Israeli dropping a lawn dart out of a sopworth camel- they're just playing now!' It will probably be time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)
Your shtick is still on Windows XP. Do an update. You were never right and war on Iran is never gonna make you so.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:25 PM (dcz8F)
Cubans are getting busy as well, blowing up and burning communist party buildings and police stations, etc. That one should go a lot faster, maybe a week or two.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:25 PM (PYyV9)
During pride month?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 12:25 PM (XuXeR)
"CBS NEWS INVESTIGATION: A salon, a modeling agency, and 89 hospices? We visited a 3-story LA building being called "ground zero" for fraud. We went to look for ourselves."
Well that is interesting. I'm pretty sure Bari told them to get their ass out there and, you know, do some investigative journalism.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 12:26 PM (G0vdT)
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A step in the right direction. They were at one time known for their lack of hints.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:26 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
__
That wasn't an insult, but rather a compliment. He was pointing out that the Pearl Harbor attack was successful because it was a surprise.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (bNf8H)
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A step in the right direction. They were at one time known for their lack of hints.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:26 PM (dcz8F)
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They're inscrutable, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Av6i5)
It will never be safe to start doing those things. But a time may come when the chance of success exceeds the chance of failure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:22 PM (2ocoG)
The UK traded their ships for flying carpets.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (snZF9)
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Was it written by Hans Blix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2xKnx39VAE
Posted by: bearski at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (8mulE)
They could send catgirls to keep the troops entertained.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (TMQBy)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (n9XW8)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (8mulE)
They could send catgirls to keep the troops entertained.
are the strike witches available?
Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (v3pYe)
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They're going to hit Pearl Harbor again aren't they...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (affD0)
How do you wear pants if you have a tail?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)
There is still more to degrade in Iran before Go Time.
1) Kill the local enforcers, which we are doing. Getting targeting info from Iranians makes this a faster process.
2) We go after the 31 HQs of the Mosaic Defense plan. Kill all the people that can input targeting info into the remaining, irreplaceable missiles and drones.
But we are getting a lot closer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Av6i5)
It will never be safe to start doing those things. But a time may come when the chance of success exceeds the chance of failure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (8zz6B)
I read some reports that armed iranian "revolutionaries" were out taking care of business against the regime thugs. Whatever that means.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Yes. She campaigned on it. I think - not sure, though - that her party's massive victory in the recent election will make that easier. I wonder if Trump calling out Japan is designed, in part, to make it easier for her to get it changed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)
I believe they are also looking into ways to call escorting tankers a "Defensive Operation", thus making it legal...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (L3L3q)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (n9XW8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (TMQBy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (ExV1e)
From Korea?
Chastise me if you must. *grin*
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (bNf8H)
I think this may be a catalyst for a discussion about NATO, and whether we should be spending our military budget in Western Europe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (n9ltV)
She might have slipped into her catsuit once she got inside but she greeted Trump in a suit and a big hug.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (dcz8F)
With or without cat ears?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 19, 2026 12:28 PM (EXyHK)
What would formal, classy catgirl ears look like?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (8moFs)
War was on for six months but nothing was happening after the fall of Poland. And then *bang* blitzkrieg and France fell in six weeks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (n9XW8)
Asia suppliers are now raising prices. Those will increase prices in the USA.
I think the mid-terms were long gone anyways. I think voters have completely forgotten what Democrats do and assume they are just the "smart" opposition party.
And they will have to be reminded that they are worse than the GOP.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (IuIym)
And ninjas to entertain the enemy
How do you wear pants if you have a tail?
They all wear skirts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Darth Randall
That would be awesome.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (EHbhi)
A state Dem apparatchik just across the border was crowing about how his area has affordable housing. That affordable housing is just under $1m for the average house in his district.
A bunch of people called him out on it and he pointed out that's much cheaper then the toniest areas in Boston and shut up people the schools are worth it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
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A step in the right direction. They were at one time known for their lack of hints.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:26 PM (dcz8F)
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They're inscrutable, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:27 PM (Zo6AB)
Something in their eyes, maybe?
Posted by: Denny Crane - That is NOT Meant To Be Racist!! Merely An Observation! at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Get A Grip! at March 19, 2026 12:23 PM (oftw2)
Not all *that* full.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (/HDaX)
>>I think this may be a catalyst for a discussion about NATO, and whether we should be spending our military budget in Western Europe.
We mere mortals have been discussing it down here in the lower depths.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)
$96:
https://markets.businessinsider.com/
commodities/oil-price/euro
$110:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
commodity/brent-crude-oil
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (Zo6AB)
96 euros is 110 in USD
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (PqZeM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (snZF9)
I saw a video of a drive-by in Tehran that looked more like South-Central LA. If that was the extent of the revolution, it's going to be a long fight.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (n9ltV)
@rawsalerts
#BREAKING: Officials say that a U.S. F-35 fighter jet had been forced to make an emergency landing in the Middle East after taking fire from Iran. The pilot is in stable condition
https://tinyurl.com/ywfxda2w
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 12:32 PM (NpAcC)
For instance:
Headline (ThePrint - India):
"Pakistan joins Riyadh bloc’s condemnation of Iranian strikes. What it means for pieces on the board
(subhead)
"The condemnation spotlights the growing alliance between Azerbaijan, Turkey and Pakistan against the backdrop of Pakistan’s Strategic Mutual Defence Agreement with Saudi Arabia."
Me:
All three countries border Iran. Turkey and Azerbaijan both have ports on waters bordering Russia (Black Sea and Caspian Sea). The IDF has recently bombed Iran's Caspian Sea naval base at Bandar Anzali.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 12:32 PM (rj6Yv)
I can't tell if you're being facetious or you really believe that.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 12:32 PM (W8qJN)
They all wear skirts
A skirt in a war zone has some issues you know.
Posted by: Baby Doll from Sucker Punch at March 19, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
Best wiped out in WWI. Remainder wiped out in WWII.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 12:32 PM (sl73Y)
I think this may be a catalyst for a discussion about NATO, and whether we should be spending our military budget in Western Europe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
That would be a resounding NO.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (n5tGW)
Cubans are getting busy as well, blowing up and burning communist party buildings and police stations, etc. That one should go a lot faster, maybe a week or two.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:25 PM
Bay of Pigs II: This time with Air cover
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (PqZeM)
I think the mid-terms were long gone anyways. I think voters have completely forgotten what Democrats do and assume they are just the "smart" opposition party.
And they will have to be reminded that they are worse than the GOP.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (IuIym)
Good thing you stocked up on black pills before the price increase!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (8zz6B)
96 euros is 110 in USD
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (aqZN1)
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That would be it.
Still, there's WTI which is under $100.
Remember, we were promised $150-200.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (W8qJN)
I think this may be a catalyst for a discussion about NATO, and whether we should be spending our military budget in Western Europe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (n9ltV)
Link or it didn't happen!
Oh, wait...
LOL
I encourage everyone to listen to that podcast, sincerely.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Soaking In It Now! at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (dmDsy)
I'd start seizing / sinking Iranian tankers in a tit for tat if they attack other crude oil tankers.
The problem is these are other countries' ships.
Maybe specifically hit Iranian facilities if they strike ships.
Make it explicit tit for tat.
That's what Iran did for Issrael hitting their gas field.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Meh at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (aWdMf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Baby Doll from Sucker Punch
*Scotland has entered the chat
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (EHbhi)
This frees Pac Fleet assets to surge to the Sea of Oman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (u82oZ)
I would have preferred him to have gone with "To fool your enemies you must sometimes fool your friends". Let's be honest, there's a better chance Japan would have kept the secret than that dem congress critters would have. Still "need to know" would indicate Japan didn't actually *need* to know.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (lFFaq)
Its like a festival of stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (PYyV9)
Obviously its impossible to fully suppress this, and from Houthis we learned the same lesson.
Navies cannot fight forts. Anymore.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (n5tGW)
105.86 +2.94 (+2.86%)
As of 12:23:28 PM EDT. Market Open.
NY Mercantile
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (dcz8F)
Silence! Ikea!
Posted by: Swedish Man at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (dcz8F)
==
They chose to be losers. Had plenty of time to...regenerate. Once France got rid of the guillotine in 1977..it was over.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (GD0B3)
The reference was in bad taste and incredibly thin skinned. There were other was to handle that.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (n9XW8)
That was a very stupid thing to say. Takaichi is a very good ally, and there's no benefit to humiliating her that way.
Posted by: Europe
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It was a stupid question. Sounds like the press is the same everywhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (n7rxJ)
And ninjas to entertain the enemy
How do you wear pants if you have a tail?
They all wear skirts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (PYyV9)
Not all.
https://tinyurl.com/ya3k4zuf
That was the most SFW one I could find from that photo set.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (PqZeM)
Or a long tailsock sewn in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:25 PM
Bay of Pigs II: This time with Air cover
Posted by: Frank Barone
Bay of Pigs II: A-10's Up!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:30 PM (n9XW
videos abound
https://tinyurl.com/38w2tujf
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (w/O5Q)
No, I'm getting the price increases.
I hope we can wack Iran faster but I am gloomy.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (IuIym)
Yeah, right. The phrase "the Islamic bomb" has existed since shortly after the 1979 revolution.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (2ocoG)
I think the "Trump was mean to us" excuse is just that: they are trying to avoid admitting that their entire military consists of three mules and a guy with a slingshot
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:37 PM (dcz8F)
What happens when they run out and can't make any news ones because their factories got blown up?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (n9XW8)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (h9LkS)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (W8qJN)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)
They will fight with vibes
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (dcz8F)
They protested in January and got 20,000 killed.
I think its not as powerful a movement as we assumed.
And riots like that have a tendency to burn out.
I am very worried that Iran is not really 100% anti-mullah.
Maybe its 20% or 30%.
It may be harder than we think to topple them.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: arnold j. rimmer, bsc ssc
Campaign for the Lessening of Iranian Terrorism Overall and Reduction of Islamic Supremacy. The only problem is...
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (Fs0KI)
Simple black of course, nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (PqZeM)
In velvet.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Pamazon at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (b5MGU)
I saw a graphic, no idea how accurate it is, but it showed the very rapidly declining numbers of missiles they fired off day by day. It was like watching me try to run a 100 yard dash, starts out great and then by the end crawling and gasping
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (PYyV9)
If there is one thing for which Donald Trump is justly famous, it's verbal subtlety.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)
==
well, we are ahead of schedule, so whatever they are doing is... Yang Poon
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (GD0B3)
What happens when they run out and can't make any news ones because their factories got blown up?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)
I saw where "we" are blowing up ships "supposedly" on their way to Russia... Perhaps they are getting arms through....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (h9LkS)
Let me know when you think that happens.
Better happen sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 12:34 PM (DRSnL)
(...she spoke to me)
{{{beams}}}
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:35 PM (dcz8F)
Has she given you bacon?
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (zcJ6r)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)
Tend to agree. Their leaders have been fools, across the board, with a few exceptions here and there.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (zh37m)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (2ocoG)
And the muslim Pakis, right next door, have had an "islamic bomb" for several decades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (8zz6B)
Those increased at the end. Drones also seem to be doing much better than missiles.
They are still hitting the most valuable stuff.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (IuIym)
A YouTube commenter, of all things, turned me on to a better explanation.
You know how everyone's saying AI will eliminate 90% of jobs and so there should be more socialism?
Europe believed that about the industrial revolution 100 years ago and actually did the "more socialism" thing. That had the effect of freezing their laws and industries in amber and caused them to not be a serious player in the next two revolutions after that, the information revolution in the 60s/70s, and the Internet revolution in the 90s/00s.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:41 PM (4NO2D)
Maybe its 20% or 30%.
The idea that there was a majority virulently opposed to the Mullahs was unlikely.
Most people there as most people everywhere just want to focus on their own lives.
But now Trump has influence - the people that were kind of anti-Mullah know that things will keep getting worse until they do something aligning their very nominal political views with the things they really care about...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 12:41 PM (TMQBy)
Posted by: XTC at March 19, 2026 12:42 PM (6Uni8)
Sefton calls the Qataris "Well-dressed barbarians" which made me lol...
still listening...
oh...CBD says "Fuck Europe."
Another lol...
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Soaking In It Now! at March 19, 2026 12:42 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: XTC at March 19, 2026 12:42 PM (6Uni
Idiot streamers? That seems axiomatic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Skip
They left three in the Coral Sea.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:42 PM (EHbhi)
Do you have a link to a legitimate news source for that?
It seems that some random dude with a Facebook account "Donald Trump for President" is where it originated.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 12:43 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)
At least you admit that RI is in the lower depths!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 12:43 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)
So we'll see what they do. They're one of the few shipbuilding nations left, so we need them badly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (xcxpd)
Five European countries and Japan announced Thursday that they are ready to assist with reopening the Strait of Hormuz amid the war with Iran.
The United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, and Japan issued a joint statement, saying: "We condemn in the strongest terms recent attacks by Iran on unarmed commercial vessels in the Gulf, attacks on civilian infrastructure including oil and gas installations, and the de facto closure of the Strait of Hormuz by Iranian forces.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (wBaIH)
>>Better happen sooner rather than later.
They've been hitting them constantly for the last week+.
I really don't know why people on our side are panicking. We've lived with the threat of the largest sponsor of state terror, that includes Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis and others, for almost 50 years. They've killed and maimed thousands of Americans in the Iraq War and helped Venezuela flood our country with drugs and gangs. They are the nexus of terror and evil. How much do you think that has cost us over the last 50 years?
So gas prices go up for a few weeks, maybe longer. It's absolutely a bit of pain I am willing to endure to end the mullahs once and for all. Maybe we can stop worrying about leftists bitching about gas prices and focus on winning and what that will bring.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (viF8m)
_____
Bro he already did that. Pay attention.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
50 41 Why not happening? I suspect they're waiting for word from Trump that it's safe to start. I can only assume.
well, trump did tell them to hunker down while the bombs are flying...
Posted by: anachronda
Yes, trump overtly stated to hld off the start of the counter-revolution until the bombs stopped dropping, to avoid freidnly fire incidents.
But I'm not sure that's wise. I think an internal assault on the iRGC needs to happen simultaneously with the external assault. Having the two halves of the war happen sequentially allows the IrGC to concentrate on each enemy threat one-by-one, rather than be overwhelmed.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (Av6i5)
The $100 a Barrel price is a psychological trigger for the markets. However with inflation, it's really only $79. So the new freak out trigger # should be around $120-$125
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 12:45 PM (IifOV)
The mules have hoof and mouth, and the slingshot needs a new rubber band.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Shit Jefferson said, Vol IV at March 19, 2026 12:45 PM (zafwz)
Ukraine and Trump woke them up to that. We aren’t paying 100% anymore, so pay your share or suffer the consequences.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:45 PM (n9XW8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:45 PM (viF8m)
New York Gov Kathy Hochul:
2022: [to Republicans] "jump on a bus and head down to Florida, you don't represent our values, you are not New Yorkers."
2026: "maybe the first step is to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, our tax base has been eroded."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (8zz6B)
Is a big social media screech fest right now and guys are hired to come to here and shout woe and doom but... if this is all over by, say, August with a free Iran and Cuba, and by then gas prices will be way down again... people will barely remember these days at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (4NO2D)
Iran is not 100% anti-mullah. It's estimated to be about 70% anti-mullah. The pro-mullah people have ~98% of the weapons.
Why haven't the people risen up? Because Trump, Netanyahu, and Pahlavi have all told them to wait until the bombing campaign is done. This question has been answered, repeatedly, but I suspect it'll be asked yet again as soon as later today.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
https://is.gd/6Wbekf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The ungrounded ones are the most likely to do astonishing flip flops. Also see Joe Kent. Libertarian to Bernie Saunders voter to supposed MAGA.
If you don't have core grounding principles and values from religion and existing traditional Western ethos, then your actions are grounded mainly in service of self, not others.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (8JR9p)
They currently have two. Oh, pardon me, those are "helicopter destroyers" or some such. They just happen to have F-35s parked on them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (NR6c1)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)
Tend to agree. Their leaders have been fools, across the board, with a few exceptions here and there.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (pDt9x)
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How bad are there choices? This bad:
A diversity hiring policy affecting the recruitment of judges and public prosecutors in Berlin has come under renewed scrutiny...
Under the law, recruitment procedures must ensure that applicants with a migration background are invited to interviews in numbers reflecting their share of the population. In Berlin, around 40 percent of residents...are individuals who themselves, or at least one parent, were not born with German citizenship.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
I wonder why the Iranians are not rising up?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
That's the extent of their help, and thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 12:48 PM (WONhk)
It went downhill from there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Gal
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I watched a local tv newsreader a couple days ago begin her segment with
"As the war in Iran drags on with no end in sight"
I don't know what she said after that. I changed the channel.
Total propaganda.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 19, 2026 12:48 PM (Lo97M)
That's a lot to kill or mindfuck.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (dcz8F)
Hopefully they come with detailed illustrated instructions and the Allen wrench needed to assemble them.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:48 PM (mFhj8)
Their leaders are in power. They remain in power. They get rich from being in power.
The people get 'free' healthcare, month long vacations, and are constantly told that they're important to the world. And all it costs is some terrorism a random sexual assaults.
Who is the fool?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nothing will happen person at March 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Jt2TP)
Why not happening? I suspect they're waiting for word from Trump that it's safe to start. I can only assume.
-Zombie
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Goodness gracious man, what in the history of the United States makes you think that aerial bombing is going to prompt a popular uprising? Where has that worked?
I swear, you can't teach Neocons a damn thing.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:49 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: NATO - No Ascertainable Testosterone Onboard at March 19, 2026 12:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
I wonder why the Iranians are not rising up?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
That's all well and good, but the question is- when the hell are the Iranian people going to rise up????
Posted by: Denny Crane - I See a Bandwagon, I Jump On It! at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:31 PM (dcz8F)
By way of China where all Ikea crap comes from now...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (VE6XX)
Iran is not 100% anti-mullah. It's estimated to be about 70% anti-mullah. The pro-mullah people have ~98% of the weapons.
Why haven't the people risen up? Because Trump, Netanyahu, and Pahlavi have all told them to wait until the bombing campaign is done. This question has been answered, repeatedly, but I suspect it'll be asked yet again as soon as later today.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The recent ancient Zoroastrian flame ceremonies, which the mullahs hated and tried to stamp out, went largely unhindered two days ago. The surveillance and repressive basiji and IRGC has broken down to some extent over there. They no longer command the streets. Dunno about the comms with Elon smuggling in lots of Starlink terminals and jamming breaking down.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (Av6i5)
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The planning on this has been incredible, so I'm going to go with them. I wargamed going against SS-300s and the threat rings were super serious, and yet not a single combat loss in our aircraft. Not one.
That's frickin' insane. We are moving slowly, because we can. The Dems and RINOs and cucks want to push us into premature moves, but time is on our side. Iran is under siege. That also puts China under siege. What do you do when you are prosecuting a siege? Take your time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
I wonder why the Iranians are not rising up?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
(I truly lol'ed.)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Maga lol at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (/RnUX)
Euroweenies have a comic superiority complex.
Canadians imitate it but just can't puff themselves up to that absurd level yet.
Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Mike W at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (bxgfd)
Distraction from Epstein!
Boots on the ground!
Blowing things up is mean!
Martyrdom is what they want!
No plan!
Shrimp dinner!
Running out of equipment!
Trump against the world!
They'll find one that works to win the news cycle and settle on it for a couple days, then change it again.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:51 PM (dcz8F)
https://is.gd/6Wbekf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM
Confirmation that Both MeAgain Kelly & Tucker Carlson are both going through Perimenopause or full blown Menopause.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 12:51 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: The Swiss at March 19, 2026 12:51 PM (Jt2TP)
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (IuIym)
A couple of days ago they launched a total of 10 drones and *zero* missiles. Sounds like we're pretty nearly there.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 12:51 PM (lFFaq)
There are a lot more posts on X from people in Iran since the censorship building got blown up.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:51 PM (2ocoG)
That'll show em!!!
Posted by: girl boss pEU prez'snit at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (cO6oP)
The problem we face in Iran is who lasts longer, us, or the Mullahcracy?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (qdKsA)
Posted by: The Swiss at March 19, 2026 12:51 PM (Jt2TP)
Ooo ooo ooo, with the tweezers and toothpick?
Posted by: So many features! at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)
Besides, minesweepers are the one boat Europeans have. They are small and cheap. So make THEM use them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Hunt 'n' Peck? at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)
But it's brittle. They're teenagers mouthing off to their parents - the ones who provide them with everything.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Maga lol at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM
This doesn't make any sense. Is it a google translation?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (viF8m)
For most of us, gas is an ongoing expense, so it makes sense to average out the price over a longer timeline. Gas was way high all through the Biden junta, and began to come down when Trump was sworn in, and continued to drop until this current Iran war ramped up. It will likely stay up until the war is won, which will happen in a few weeks. Average that out to a per-annum gas price, and we still come out ahead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (8zz6B)
Are you under the impression that a Europe in the midst of economic collapse won't still need the shit they buy from us? Or do you think that a Europe with zero industry will suddenly start manufacturing all the shit it needs for itself? Like a military, perhaps.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Well, if they have to spend money on oil they have less money to spend on other stuff. I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (JRP2U)
Hegseth and Caroline Levitt both have been calling the Democrat catchphrase of the day retarded pretty much every day. And of course they both back that up.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
Under my plan, the cost of energy would necessarily skyrocket...
Posted by: Shit JugEaredFuck said, Vol IV at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: The Swiss
You'd better also send fondue sets, or we'll taunt you a second time.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)
Because they don't have the tools. If the US and Israel keep to The Plan, eventually the IRGC and Basij will be reduced to the point where torches and pitchforks will suffice but we're not there yet.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (Fs0KI)
It will likely stay up until the war is won, which will happen in a few weeks. Average that out to a per-annum gas price, and we still come out ahead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (8zz6B)
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"A few weeks." Lol, Neocons.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
https://youtu.be/fymimDyzjFY
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM
The common market was a good idea. The common currency is what is killing them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Rock On! at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (oftw2)
Same people who completely ignore the massive inflation under Biden caused by insane spending on green boondoggles that were never going to work and served only to funnel money to Democrat supporters are now bitching about a temporary spike in gas prices because we are finally taking down one of our biggest enemies that has been injuring and killing Americans for 50 years and refused to stop illegally developing nuclear weapons they swore they would use against Israel and the US.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (viF8m)
My comment at #117 mentioned that Turkey, Azerbaijan, and Pakistan have all signed on quite recently to a pledge of support for Saudi Arabia's opposition to the Iranian regime. Pakistan, in particular, did so despite having a significant Shi'a population in its western provinces. All three share borders with Iran.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (qdKsA)
How many fires has Trump started and not put out.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (FhXTo)
What? Too soon?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 19, 2026 12:53 PM (JRP2U)
Awkward... I laughed.. .
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (DgMqy)
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makes you wonder where they got all that money to support the Euro , no ?
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (VE6XX)
The problem we face in Iran is who lasts longer, us, or the Mullahcracy?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (qdKsA)
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Maybe you missed the two decades we spent in Iraq and Afghanistan. We are used to long engagements, and bombing Iran is just plain fun. It's not like we are five months into it.
Besides, the Israelis never get tired of dropping bombs. Bombing Muslims is their national pasttime now.
The mullahs have no money. No air cover. We can kill their police eating lunch. We're killing off everyone of flag rank. Eventually they get sick of it and quit.
But even if they don't, we can fly top cover on them indefinitely. We did it from 1991-2002 and then kept right on going. No one cares about air rotations.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (pDt9x)
Besides, minesweepers are the one boat Europeans have. They are small and cheap. So make THEM use them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Allowing American-flagged and -crewed vessels to get blown the fuck up by mines to own the libs.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: can of spam at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (14gFN)
So gas prices go up for a few weeks, maybe longer. It's absolutely a bit of pain I am willing to endure to end the mullahs once and for all. Maybe we can stop worrying about leftists bitching about gas prices and focus on winning and what that will bring.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 12:44 PM (viF8m)
I'm not panicking. I'm enjoying the show. Every time I hear a bell ring I know some islamic asshole was sent to hell, and we did him a solid by setting him on fire first.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 12:56 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Denny Crane
You have roughly 125k IRGC members before this war kicked off and about 1 million or so Basij. Many of the Basij did it for the money. The IRGC is like the CCP in China, they ran the state and economy, the Basij were the hired help in repressing the Iranians.
Now, the money is worthless even if you could somehow pay the Basij (we nuked their bank that did that along with computers), the Basij face death from above or from their own countrymen on the down low, and the IRGC is getting hammered.
They cannot meet in groups anymore (see the Israeli attacks on sports facilities being used as assembly points), their comms are likely shaky and compromised, and they are hunkered down in safe houses that can be exposed by Iranians calling in fire from the sky.
Waiting game until the Basij crack and the IRGC's military assets are destroyed--trucks, logistics, arms depots, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Maga lol at March 19, 2026 12:56 PM (/RnUX)
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM
*nods*
This is how you know you have the favor of the Bacon Wench.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 12:56 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)
Those increased at the end. Drones also seem to be doing much better than missiles.
They are still hitting the most valuable stuff.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:40 PM (IuIym)
Ben Shapiro had the numbers on yesterday's show. It's a dramatic drop off- from thousands to maybe dozens per day. Drone use is substantially down too
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:57 PM (mFhj8)
The moment the wind blows in a different direction you will slink away again. Enjoy your few hours in the sun.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 12:57 PM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:57 PM (n5tGW)
They cannot meet in groups anymore (see the Israeli attacks on sports facilities being used as assembly points), their comms are likely shaky and compromised, and they are hunkered down in safe houses that can be exposed by Iranians calling in fire from the sky.
Waiting game until the Basij crack and the IRGC's military assets are destroyed--trucks, logistics, arms depots, etc.
Well sure, when you put it like THAT!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Europe J. Wellington, III at March 19, 2026 12:58 PM (Pu/zx)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:54 PM (4NO2D)
The common government is what is killing them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:58 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (pn+sm)
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You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: RebeccaH at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (VFung)
I mentioned the Bacon Wench to my friends after I got back from the Tx MoMeet. And dancing with Bunny.
There was a long pause as they evaluated the wayward path I was on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (u82oZ)
Waiting game until the Basij crack and the IRGC's military assets are destroyed--trucks, logistics, arms depots, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)
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Sounds like some version of The Purge.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I wonder why the Iranians are not rising up?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (pDt9x)
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"Remember that dumb wasteful shit that sent us trillions into debt, killed thousands of young men, drove thousands more to suicide, and accomplished nothing? WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN."
The sad thing is you may be right.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I wonder why the Iranians are not rising up?
It's funny because someone said someone would ask about this after it had already been answered.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)
whig, buddy, sorry, I was just making a (sort of) joke, I glommed onto another posters funny question... your comment was spot-on, though, so there's that.
*smiley face*
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Am Really Obtuse. at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (dmDsy)
The Navy, yes, because the crews get homesick and the ships need longer repairs, but we have been rotating Airmen all over the world since 1991. Nobody cares.
So we've hit on a tactic that they cannot counter, and that we can sustain indefinitely.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (3lBO+)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
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US flagged vessels, particularly tankers, are almost non existent most do Jones Act protected shipping from US port to US port, not the Middle East.
To the extent that you have some Marshall Island flagged tankers, they are often foreign owned and crewed with whatever sailors world wide that can be scraped up for the lowest cost.
Fracking changed the equation. US is a net exporter now of LNG and oil. Most of the rest of the industrialized world is not.
Simply put, we need very little from the Persian Gulf, our putative allies like Australia, New Zealand, Europe, and Japan (not to mention China which is not an ally) do need that oil.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)
AI trolls, but without the I.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (ZOv7s)
His keyboard would get so sticky, he could no longer post here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)
Glad you pointed out our planners.
This has been the work of decades to get force structure, weapons, training and doctrine to where we can execute it well.
It looks seamless from the outside, but we both know there are challenges met every day inside the joint forces. Even Flail-Exs. This attack is at an amazing level of performance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (u82oZ)
The sad thing is you may be right.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (pn+sm)
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Wow, you are absolutely CRUSHING the scenario you made up in your head that has no relationship with reality.
Keep up the good work. God bless you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Frankie at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (8JR9p)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (pn+sm)
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You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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No what I would like is for the United States to have a plan from Day 1 to keep the strait open. Failing that, I would like us to get it open pronto, without pretending that Trump is playing some sort of nine-dimensional Chutes & Ladders to embarrass Germany.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (3lBO+)
love this place.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (ZOv7s)
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Well, air power might or might not be enough to win it, so (in hopes it is) I'm in favor of continuing to escalate until the mullahs cry uncle. If they hold a public execution, like they did yesterday, bomb it. As far as two decades in Afghanistan goes, do you really think the American public will tolerate another lengthy mini-war over there? Seriously?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 01:03 PM (X1iDB)
Any other time, I probably would have gotten in trouble for that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2026 01:03 PM (GRl+6)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at March 19, 2026 01:03 PM (0sNs1)
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I said it first!!!!!
Posted by: Frankie at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM
Don't do it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)
That's just it: they didn't have any. They were no richer upon joining forces than they were as distinct entities. The hilarious high valuation of the Euro when it was announced was not due to any valid economic considerations or backing, it was just "Europe > America"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:03 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (ZOv7s)
His keyboard would get so sticky, he could no longer post here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)
Ol' Pete seems to have succumbed to the same malady that took out Boulder Terlit Hobo ...
#sad
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 01:03 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (EHbhi)
'Tis a mystery. They are in the Middle Yeast, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (8zz6B)
There was a long pause as they evaluated the wayward path I was on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM
Some things can't be explained. They have to be experienced.Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (kgE5c)
The sad thing is you may be right.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (pn+sm)
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Wow, you are absolutely CRUSHING the scenario you made up in your head that has no relationship with reality.
Keep up the good work. God bless you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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You said that we have patience for long wars. I do not. America does not. Neocons who learned absolutely nothing from the past 25 years have that patience. But they're the only ones.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (pn+sm)
I imagine that the worst possible thing for a mid-level bureaucrat/wanna-be-politician is finding out that you're not nearly as important as you thought you were.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)
I doubt a barrel that short could manage the range.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 19, 2026 12:59 PM (EHbhi)
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always love it when Amy chimes in
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 01:05 PM (X1iDB)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (pn+sm)
Hmmm maybe destroying the motherfuckers who threatened to close it for the last 50 years is a good start? Just thinking out loud here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: WisRich
Exactly what it is. We are testing the hypothesis that if you kill enough leaders and the thugs that keep an unpopular and murderous regime in power, then a more civil society will emerge.
Ironically, by pissing off the neighbors and literally cutting off the oil supply to the Euros, India, Chicoms, etc., Iran is running out of any international counterbalancing that is willing to keep them in power.
It is also killing the green dream to some extent revealing that solar cells and windmills cannot and do not run a modern industrialized economy. You need coal, nukes, nat gas, oil, etc. even if your cars are EV.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)
This has been the work of decades to get force structure, weapons, training and doctrine to where we can execute it well.
It looks seamless from the outside, but we both know there are challenges met every day inside the joint forces. Even Flail-Exs. This attack is at an amazing level of performance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (u82oZ)
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Well, it was my part-time job for 13 years. You know, weekend and long vacations.
I dare not even suggest to my wife that I reenlist, but there is a part of me that wants to be a part of this effort. i would love to be wargaming the shit out of this right now.
And I guarantee, someone has, and it shows.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Frankie at March 19, 2026 01:06 PM (8JR9p)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (pn+sm)
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Wow, you are absolutely CRUSHING the scenario you made up in your head that has no relationship with reality.
Keep up the good work. God bless you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZOv7s)
I haven't seen Whackin' Pete here in quite a while, but I don't remember him as being such a prissy twat... maybe some troll is socking him?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:06 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:06 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:06 PM (UjdFS)
that's a pretty strange argument
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:06 PM (PYyV9)
I imagine that the worst possible thing for a mid-level bureaucrat/wanna-be-politician is finding out that you're not nearly as important as you thought you were.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (Fs0KI)
*nervously cackling*.
Posted by: Kamallala H. at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Yeah that worked great, totally toppled Saddam.
I swear, a Neocon will tell you every movement in an obscure battle in the Punic Wars but can't learn anything from a war that occurred in the past decade.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:00 PM (PYyV9)
Summer of 2016 he lectured me that Trump was a liberal unprincipled con artist ripping me off for my vote, long after many much smarter people had caught on that may very well not be the case. Well after he was the nominee. And so self assured about it. Then mysteriously disappeared and came back to gloat when Trump "lost" in 2020.
And now 10 years after his initial bullcrap he's back again to prove HE WAS RIGHT.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (dcz8F)
I wonder, that doesn't sound lie him at all to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (3lBO+)
love this place.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (mFhj
Right???
And the cool part is, I think that may have been an organic comment that just happened to slot into this thread seamlessly!
*grinning emoji*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)
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The ChiComs are terrified by what they are seeing. There are constant uprisings in China right now, and a clean "decapitation" war would probably cause their government to immediately fall. China is an empire, not a nation-state.
Iran is more coherent, but the gulf between rulers and ruled is just as large. So they wait, as they should. Bessent was saying Treasury can see the money moving out of the country.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:08 PM (ZOv7s)
That thought also occurred to me, but then I remembered he's been around for a long while, so maybe the chronic onanism is starting to tell on his brain.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)
that's a pretty strange argument
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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This was a war of our choosing. We could have waited until we had a better plan in place. Obviously we were under prepared for Iran's entirely predictable actions in the strait.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:09 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Trust the Plan Guy at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:08 PM (ZOv7s)
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If he can see it leaving, can we assume he knows where it's going.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (G0vdT)
Yeah that is the speculation, gotta undercut him because he harms their latest message
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (PYyV9)
I wonder, that doesn't sound lie him at all to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (PYyV9)
Check for DNA. He leaves plenty laying around.
Posted by: toby928(c) has an ultraviolet light at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM (3lBO+)
love this place.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (mFhj
Me too... On a serious note about this.. Iran just executed a 19 year old wrestling champion who was arrested for protesting in January...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (VE6XX)
Soooo....never, according to you.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)
The theft of 400 high-end vehicles in Metro Detroit is a significant and alarming incident that highlights the vulnerabilities in the auto industry. The operation, which spanned from mid-2023 to mid-2025, involved the systematic collection and export of these vehicles to markets in the Middle East, where demand for luxury cars remains strong. The investigation revealed a sophisticated and organized scheme that operated quietly, with most owners unaware of the fate of their vehicles. The indictment of eight suspects involved in this international car theft and smuggling ring underscores the need for vigilance and prevention efforts to protect communities from such crimes.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (RHGPo)
Fifth Fleet isn't concerned about Iran's mines. If they were, they would not have sent 2 of their 3 minesweepers out of the AOR. Both ships were docked in Malaysia on Sunday and have since docked in Singapore.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Apparently it's actually him and he's now leared the Truth About The Jooos.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)
tried to get in after 9/11. No go.
I've aged out of watches on the bridge of a ship. But that was a big part of my life for a few intense years.
I understand wanting to be a part of this incredible team.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:02 PM (pn+sm)
We do have a plan, and it is very well executed. Destroy their ocean-going navy, destroy their anti-ship missile launch capability, then go after smaller and smaller boats until their capacity to close Hormuz is gone.
But it is war, and that sort of stuff isn't instantaneous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (n9ltV)
*smiley face*
Posted by: Denny Crane
No problem. But the you did voice concerns via your joke that others that are lurkers may be harboring. Wars are unsettling things and figuring out how to stick the landing (and our leaders cannot tell us what the plan in advance is because it a) depends on enemies not knowing exactly what it is, b) the enemy always gets a voice in these things).
Strategic ambiguity as to intentions of US and Israel allows space for maneuvers that unconditional surrender does not.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:06 PM
Seriously. When did Masturbatin' Pete become such a wanker?
Wait a second....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)
They did warn us about that in those old army and school films.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:11 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:11 PM (n5tGW)
I swear, a Neocon will tell you every movement in an obscure battle in the Punic Wars but can't learn anything from a war that occurred in the past decade.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (pn+sm)
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Oh, we learned. No boots on the ground. Just own the sky and let the regime twist in the wind. We can keep this up all day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
This should have been on the front page of The New York Times.
I speak to students in America and most have no idea that more than 30,000 Iranians were killed for protesting and demanding freedom.
No names. No faces. No coverage. This silence kills me.💔
Thank you, Australia.
https://is.gd/wjq6YS
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
I did.. If looks could kill... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:12 PM (VE6XX)
That thought also occurred to me, but then I remembered he's been around for a long while, so maybe the chronic onanism is starting to tell on his brain.
Posted by: Archimede
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Yeah, been around forever. Been around long enough to see friends get killed and maimed over Mideast wars that accomplished nothing. Been around long enough to remember when MAGA meant America First. Been around long enough to understand that we should have transactional relationships with politicians and not just say "mmm smells delicious" when Trump farts in our faces and blames it on Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:12 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:12 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 19, 2026 01:12 PM (TbWk/)
The Shia Mullahs are killing the best Iranians. Truly a death cult. They should be as influential as the Flat Earth Society in a just world.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (u82oZ)
I don't remember him being like that either, but the last couple of times he's been around he's been very contrarian to the point of trollishness. I figure *everyone* has at least one issue they're trollish on, but I also skip their posts when they get started.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:09 PM (pn+sm)
Who gives a shit about the Straits of Hormuz, anyway? America needs none of the oil that passes through it. Chy-nah buys a lot of it. So do the Eurofags. Are they running you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (8zz6B)
Just go back to stroking it in the corner.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (erF49)
Look, there are some basics that must be followed in every war.
1. Make sure everyone knows what you’re going to do before you do it, especially Internet commenters.
2. Goals are less important than plans and schedules.
3. Your opponent will never lie.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Jen
Just saw that while wifey was watching.
"Who likes surprises more than Japan... Pearl Harbor..."
He could have had more lead-up to the punch line.
Japan actually felt that they had done a shameful thing, attacking w/o warning. They had actually planned on dropping their declaration of war literally as the bombs were falling. See, see you were given 5 seconds warning....
For us it is a distinction w/o difference, for Japan it was a big dishonor, even as they were literally practicing catching babies with bayonettes in China.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (/lPRQ)
I'm not really sure what plan you think could have been better. Iranian leadership wiped out, Iranian military power nearly wiped out, virtually no US losses.
In the annals of American military operations, this has been pretty fuckin' good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)
I had to look up "onanism"... wow, what a classy way to say "Pullin' Pud"!
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (dmDsy)
So my worries aren't necessarily OMG WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS.
Its more: OMG THIS SUCKS BUT MAYBE WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (GD0B3)
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Oh, we learned. No boots on the ground. Just own the sky and let the regime twist in the wind. We can keep this up all day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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You didn't learn anything about the success rate of toppling times by bombing them and hoping for a popular uprising.
It's zero. It's fucking Zero.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (lFFaq)
Honestly, anything that has Jews even tangentially involved sends some around the bend.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (4NO2D)
Just fuckin' with ya. We will continue destroying the Deep State and its centuries-old system of infiltration, subversion, endless war and financial enslavement, on every continent at once. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Posted by: Papi Trumpo at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (rJjpq)
Maybe some recognition of the fundamental change in the Oval Office and the Pentagon? Because neither of those places are interested in prolonged wars.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (n9ltV)
I don't blame you for being cautious of US politicians after what Bush II, Obama, and Biden have done. But a broad enough brush may cover some good by Trump and his amazing team.
Trump's behavior is very different.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: toby928(c) has an ultraviolet light at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (4NO2D)
Gross, and funny as fuck!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (bXbFr)
We could try to let as much oil flow as possible to lower the price shock.
But that might keep IGRC in power and give them leverage.
or we could say "gloves are off if you touch more shipping"
But then you risk really crazy oil prices.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (fC/km)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (8zz6B)
I agree, but we can use it as leverage... And it looks like it might be working if the Euroweenies are serious about helping.... Trump positing what it would look like if we cleared it out ourselves and how we could control it probably had something to do with their "change" of heart...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:04 PM (ExV1e)
???
!!!
LOL
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (zafwz)
Any other time, I probably would have gotten in trouble for that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I did too. Then I found out it was just supposed to be a smear.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:09 PM (pn+sm)
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Seriously? No aircraft down or ships damaged (other than a laundry fire on the Ford). One stray missile hit.
But sure, no planning.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)
Does Google have a Leftist to Normal translator?
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:12 PM (pn+sm)
Iran has been murdering Americans for a generation.
It's about time they get their shit pushed in for it.
And there are very few here that don't call Trump out when he earns it. The "Trump is never wrong" image pasted on us is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't remember him being like that either, but the last couple of times he's been around he's been very contrarian to the point of trollishness. I figure *everyone* has at least one issue they're trollish on, but I also skip their posts when they get started.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:13 PM (lFFaq)
He's been a flaky more MAGA than thou type for quite a long while now. Years. If you haven't noticed it until now, it's because he seldom shows up here anymore. Because he's more MAGA than thou.
Posted by: Pete's Empty Kleenex Box at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (+aL9E)
It's zero. It's fucking Zero."
OTOH, Japan surrendered after two nukes.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:07 PM (VE6XX)
Apparently his granddaughter is running for office against a party anointed somewhere in CA, so that might have something to do with it as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)
Any other time, I probably would have gotten in trouble for that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I did too. Then I found out it was just supposed to be a smear.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM
So you ... unleashed?
https://youtu.be/Mu12X2cu6Y0
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (4NO2D)
No, don't you see? If anything ever in any way doesn't go exactly perfectly, THE PLANNING WAS A DISASTER AND UTTERLY LACKING AND ITS FOREVER WARS AGAIN AND WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!1!1!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)
I mean, if we can’t win a war in a month, heads should roll.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)
I saw a crazy video of some Iranian dudes in a car doing a drive by shooting with an AK I think at a govt checkpoint. It was weirdly funny, like they were gang members or something.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:33 PM (n5tGW)
It's like none of you Morons have ever seen The Great Escape. James Coburn is at the Paris cafe with some Nazi officer shit heads at another table. When the waiter pulls him from his table to take a phone call, they all duck behind the bar while some Frog resistance fighters do a drive-by on the Nazis. With an MG42.
Setting up an armed resistance takes time. I'd reckon that it'll be at least a month before the Persian Resistance can get in full gear. Even with us Ugly Americans and Evil Joos blowing up every regime thug we can pin down.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (y9nCu)
Dude, I know you've been around, and I'm not going to trash you as much as some just because of a disagreement, but since you've been around, you know that I was never one of the Trump worshipers. In fact, I took a lot of heat over my preference for deSantis in the last election, so please spare me the implication that I'm unwilling to criticize Trump. In fact, I did it on this very post concerning his comments to the Japanese reporter. Be better.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t)
I'm not really sure what plan you think could have been better. Iranian leadership wiped out, Iranian military power nearly wiped out, virtually no US losses.
In the annals of American military operations, this has been pretty fuckin' good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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The Strait of Hormuz is a no-go zone and it's going to cripple the global economy. That was not remotely planned for.
If your response is "lol who cares fuck Europe," I invite you to consider how a downturn in the global economy will affect the fortunes of the GOP - and Trump's agenda - this fall. And when President Newsom starts arresting MAGA in 2029, I hope you remember.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:09 PM (pn+sm)
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Seriously? No aircraft down or ships damaged (other than a laundry fire on the Ford). One stray missile hit.
But sure, no planning."
People want perfection.
But any war with a large country like Iran probably will not be painless...PLAN OR NO PLAN.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: It's me donna
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There will be more that die, it is the nature of war and uprisings, some will die so that others may live. Harsh, unfair, and unpleasant and it often seems only the good truly die needlessly.
Before Roger Waters went nuts and totally anti semitic, in the album, the Final Cut, he wrote a haunting elegy "The Gunner's Dream" FWIW, his father died in at Anzio beachhead in Italy during WWII. Verse two is appropriate about what US forces are trying to do.
"A place to stay, Enough to eat
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street
Where you can speak out loud
About your doubts and fears
And what’s more, no-one ever disappears
You never hear their standard issue kicking in your door
You can relax on both sides of the tracks
And maniacs don’t blow holes in bandsmen by remote control
And everyone has recourse to the law
And no one kills the children anymore
No one kills the children anymore"
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)
And I guarantee, someone has, and it shows.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Pick up a copy of "Command Modern Operations." It's computer simulation/game. Pretty complex. Steep learning curve. Not visually exciting, as it's played on a 2-D map (globe) but it's hyper-realistic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (AkEZC)
Fucking dumb.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (4NO2D)
The theft of 400 high-end vehicles in Metro Detroit is a significant and alarming incident that highlights the vulnerabilities in the auto industry. The operation, which spanned from mid-2023 to mid-2025, involved the systematic collection and export of these vehicles to markets in the Middle East, where demand for luxury cars remains strong. The investigation revealed a sophisticated and organized scheme that operated quietly, with most owners unaware of the fate of their vehicles. The indictment of eight suspects involved in this international car theft and smuggling ring underscores the need for vigilance and prevention efforts to protect communities from such crimes.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (RHGPo)
Hmmm. I'm guessing mostly Democrats were victimized. Of course banks and insurance companies will pass the costs along to us normies. But what route did these stoeln vehicles take to get to Asia? By ship through the St. lawrence Seaway? Or by car carrier to an East Coast port?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Denny Crane
No problem. But the you did voice concerns via your joke that others that are lurkers may be harboring. Wars are unsettling things and figuring out how to stick the landing (and our leaders cannot tell us what the plan in advance is because it a) depends on enemies not knowing exactly what it is, b) the enemy always gets a voice in these things).
Strategic ambiguity as to intentions of US and Israel allows space for maneuvers that unconditional surrender does not.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)
Well said! There's yet another newsletter I must subscribe to!
Posted by: Denny Crane - My Inbox Is Going To Be Full, IF You Know What I Mean! at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Not The Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (wVcYX)
I'm not really sure what plan you think could have been better. Iranian leadership wiped out, Iranian military power nearly wiped out, virtually no US losses.
In the annals of American military operations, this has been pretty fuckin' good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)
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Yeah, we could have planned and waited, and then re-planned while Iran developed (or bought) their nukes.
Imagine the planning we'd have to accomplish if we faced a nuclear-armed Iran and the PRC decided it was time to settle the Taiwan matter. Add Russia pulling the energy pipeline plug to Europe on Armageddon +2.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (rj6Yv)
They protested in January and got 20,000 killed.
I think its not as powerful a movement as we assumed.
And riots like that have a tendency to burn out.
I am very worried that Iran is not really 100% anti-mullah.
Maybe its 20% or 30%.
It may be harder than we think to topple them.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (IuIym)
Well, yeah. The GDR had about 20-25% support of the population.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (kBisb)
It's zero. It's fucking Zero."
OTOH, Japan surrendered after two nukes.
Posted by: Harun
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Well, you got me there. Bombing the two most Christian cities in the country and killing 150,000 civilians probably would end this war.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (bXbFr)
We can always pause, or stop.
Its not like they will become MORE ANGRY with us.
That's one advantage here - decap strikes help deter them. Even if you can't replace them.
You're not bombing moderate Iranians and getting the IGRC...the IGRC was already in charge.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (IuIym)
It's a good think MP wasn't in charge of D-Day.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (Riz8t)
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street
Where you can speak out loud
About your doubts and fears
And what’s more, no-one ever disappears
You never hear their standard issue kicking in your door
You can relax on both sides of the tracks
And maniacs don’t blow holes in bandsmen by remote control
And everyone has recourse to the law
And no one kills the children anymore
No one kills the children anymore"
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)
The Final Cut makes me want to slit my wrists.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (kBisb)
Those people I make a mental note to ignore all the time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (lFFaq)
Yeah, we could have planned and waited, and then re-planned while Iran developed (or bought) their nukes.
Imagine the planning we'd have to accomplish if we faced a nuclear-armed Iran and the PRC decided it was time to settle the Taiwan matter. Add Russia pulling the energy pipeline plug to Europe on Armageddon +2.
Posted by: mrp
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I was assured last June that we had obliterated Iran's nuclear program with Operation Midnight Hammer.
How did they get nukes back so fast? Or was Trump bullshitting me about the success of that operation?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (pn+sm)
I mean, if we can’t win a war in a month, heads should roll.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)
We've been winning wars swiftly for over 50 years. Every one of them.
The problem is what happens AFTER we win the war, when ass-spelunkers like Colin Powell assert themselves with their nation-building bullshit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (y9nCu)
I don't think you need to bomb Christian cities in Japan to get Iran to surrender.
But yes, it might require massive damage.
I don't think we need to regime change necessarily.
Operation Praying Mantis didn't regime change.
Just killing a ton of their people makes the next bunch maybe a little less eager to plot shit.
Proxy bullshit is less effective etc,.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (IuIym)
I have no idea what is going on because I don't listen to podcasts or go off the rails if I can't control things. I am barely controlling my own life after a virus. I might have had the new killer virus the news mentions! Like war, it is hell. I slept better last night so have more clarity vs mush brain.
Apparently on the "other blog" I ran off the raking leaf/saving bug woman simply by politely disagreeing with her. Weird. She's not a troll but I think I discovered why she's no longer married. I honestly did not mean to run her off in a snit. My powers are greater than I thought!
Another guy, who screams "neocon" about everything, stated that THIS WAR was influenced by THE SAME PEOPLE who advised GWB for Iraq. I asked politely who, then listed all the dead people like Cheney. He's the guy I argued with about Fuentes.
It's the podcasters, y'all! Like Levin (who I've never listened to). I politely told him no talking heads influence my vote, and I doubt Trump, and he said ok and that ended that.
My theory is that people have morphed GWB with Trump and that makes no sense to me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:09 PM (pn+sm)
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Seriously? No aircraft down or ships damaged (other than a laundry fire on the Ford). One stray missile hit.
But sure, no planning.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Oh, there is a plan. Virtually every country that we might have to invade we have a plan for and war game and revise every couple of years. It is what staff does.
/ former peon staffer
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (/lPRQ)
How did they get nukes back so fast? Or was Trump bullshitting me about the success of that operation?"
We obliterated their ability to make more enriched uranium. But they already had a fair bit.
You keep saying shit like Iran is a nice guy and we pissed them off.
The fact is the reason we are at war with them is they didn't take any offramp offered...even Obama's was bullshit.
So yeah, we crippled PART of their nuclear bomb system,.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (IuIym)
Fucking dumb.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Seems like the kind of thing that Trump would have mentioned early on it or was inevitable. Instead he was declaring victory on Day 4.
We got caught with our pants down but the first rule of MAGA Club is Trump never makes mistakes, only brilliant chess moves.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (pn+sm)
It's zero. It's fucking Zero.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:14 PM (pn+sm)
And uprisings occur with no bombings (re: 1989 in Eastern Europe).
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (kBisb)
If your response is "lol who cares fuck Europe," I invite you to consider how a downturn in the global economy will affect the fortunes of the GOP - and Trump's agenda - this fall. And when President Newsom starts arresting MAGA in 2029, I hope you remember.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (pn+sm)
That is just a straight-up fucking lie.
Who the fuck do you think you are???
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Denny Crane. at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM
You should write your Congressmen.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (4NO2D)
Oh, there is a plan. Virtually every country that we might have to invade we have a plan for and war game and revise every couple of years. It is what staff does.
/ former peon staffer
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Truth.
- retired logistics officer
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (kBisb)
I agree with this. Trump was dumb to declare victory.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Major Kong at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:09 PM (pn+sm)
We’ve had plans in place for about 50 years.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (kBisb)
How did they get nukes back so fast? Or was Trump bullshitting me about the success of that operation?"
....
So yeah, we crippled PART of their nuclear bomb system,.
Posted by: Harun
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That was not what Trump and Israel said last year. Israel said they were set back several years.
Are you willing to agree that they were bullshitting you?
https://is.gd/H705DT
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (pn+sm)
Operation Praying Mantis didn't regime change.
Just killing a ton of their people makes the next bunch maybe a little less eager to plot shit.
Proxy bullshit is less effective etc,.
Posted by: Harun at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (IuIym)
Praying Mantis wasn’t about regime change.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:15 PM (u82oZ)
He doesn't like Trump, said he could never win, and wants you to know HE WAS RIGHT
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (dcz8F)
How did they get nukes back so fast? Or was Trump bullshitting me about the success of that operation?"
....
So yeah, we crippled PART of their nuclear bomb system,.
Posted by: Harun
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That was not what Trump and Israel said last year. Israel said they were set back several years.
Are you willing to agree that they were bullshitting you?
https://is.gd/H705DT
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (pn+sm)
The march of the Isolationists and Code Pinkers…
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (kBisb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (wVcYX)
Seems like anyone with an IQ above 5 who has been watching Iran threaten to close the Strait and actually doing it over the years knew that this was likely to happen.
I realize DeSantis getting smoke and TDS has warped your ability to reason but you never once come up with another solution for what the DNI and head of CIA was indeed an imminent threat from Iran. All you do is make up reasons why Trump is a doo doo head for not forcing the military planners who have been war gaming action against Iran for 50 years to come up with a magical plan that would decapitate the mullahs and all of their supporters instantly while not harming Iranian citizens or the countries infrastructure so it wasn't a smoking ruin for the people to fix after the war is over.
We get it. You hate Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 12:50 PM (ZOv7s)
No longer accurate.
F-35 brought down by Iranian fire. Pilot made an emergency landing and is stable.
Posted by: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (G1ktt)
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That is just a straight-up fucking lie.
Who the fuck do you think you are???
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Denny Crane
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It's Schrodinger's Strait: "It's open because Trump is brilliant and makes no mistakes, but also it's closed because Europe won't help, haha fuck those Eurotrash."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (n5tGW)
Ever since the radical mullahs took over they've used that bottleneck to their advantage. I believe it was anticipated the Iranians would fuck with it. It's one reason we sunk almost every ship in their navy early in the war.
It's also, still, a highly contested space. Probably why the LHA Tripoli and the embarked aircraft, helicopters and Marines are heading to the area.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (bXbFr)
Jesus wept.
Good thing Bastogne didn't happen yesterday. The candy-asses in the US would have surrendered already.
In war, the fuckin enemy gets to shoot back until they can't shoot back anymore.
It takes longer than a mission on Call of Duty to win a fuckin war, especially when a bunch of limp-wristed cocksuckers give the enemy four fuckin decades to get ready.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (SQ0l5)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (Riz8t)
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I was being sarcastic, chief.
As for D-Day, I would have said "Go", too.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)
We get it. You hate Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw
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There was no imminent threat. If there was, then Israel and Trump lied to us last year when they said that Iran's nuclear program had been set back years by it bombing. So which is it?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (pn+sm)
I hope these candyasses declaring defeat never encounter pantyhose on their dates because then the fuckers will never get laid.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (SQ0l5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (1M0ma)
It's also, still, a highly contested space. Probably why the LHA Tripoli and the embarked aircraft, helicopters and Marines are heading to the area.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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"Heading to the area"???
Bro we chose this war. We attacked when we wanted. If we took the threat of attacks in the strait seriously we would have been there already.
Why can't anyone admit that this is a fuckup? Why are you all so committed to accepting that Trump is fallible?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (pn+sm)
My son was in the Navy and while stationed in Sasebo, Japan he participated in joint exercises with our Asian allies. He was extremely impressed with the professionalism of his Japanese officer counterparts.
But exercises are fake and I think Japan realizes that their navy needs real world experience. They know they are being challenged by China. There are many strategic reasons to support a mission to open the Strait of America, or Hormuz as some call it.
Posted by: kraki at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (cG6Xc)
The march of the Isolationists and Code Pinkers…
Posted by: Cow Demon
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No substantive argument, just name calling. But I do wear the isolationist label with pride. We should have been isolationists after 9/11. We should have closed the borders and focused on ourselves.
You know I'm right.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (pn+sm)
Yes or no: Iran possessed capabilities to threaten and damage the United States using non-nuclear means.
Posted by: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Gotterdammerung
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I can name 200 countries that can do that. Maybe we should start wars with them, too.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (pn+sm)
That being said, the same people who complain about "why now" are usually the same kind of people who whine why the Western powers didn't hammer Germany when Mustache Man seized the Rhineland in 1936. Doing nothing when provoked can be as determinant as doing something.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (rj6Yv)
F-35 brought down by Iranian fire. Pilot made an emergency landing and is stable.
Posted by: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM
Link? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (iFmuQ)
I don't want to shoot anyone, but if they repeatedly threaten me and start drawing their gun, I'll try to shot first.
How long did we need to wait and how many Americans needed to die to put an end to this?
Posted by: kraki at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (cG6Xc)
Why not happening? I suspect they're waiting for word from Trump that it's safe to start. I can only assume.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Av6i5)
Assuming the regime thugs are neutered or keeping their heads down now this is the first time they've had the ability to start coordinating. I can see it taking a few days to get ready for even initial moves.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: kraki
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Something further advanced than "Saddam has WMDs."
We destroyed Iran's nuclear program 8 months ago. And yet they were minutes away from nuking us?
Neocons are the dumbest fucking people on Earth.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (pn+sm)
I can see it taking a few days to get ready for even initial moves.
Posted by: Oldcat
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And in a month when we've killed Mullah #261 and the Assistant Deputy Minister for Date Production, you're still going to be telling us that victory is just a few days away.
I could excuse this Neocon horseshit if we hadn't just sat though twenty years of failure.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (pn+sm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2026 12:21 PM (affD0)
More like snuffed out by two generations of socialism and increasing retreat from self-reliance in favor of having US to do all the work for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (8avO+)
/ former peon staffer
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Truth.
- retired logistics officer
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (kBisb)
Before WWII we had plans for war with England, including invasions of Canada. Canada also had plans for invasions of the US, basically raids across the border
in spots with good road networks.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 12:39 PM (h9LkS)
Russia has a land border with Iran
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:52 PM (n5tGW)
The Euro was a disaster for everyone but Germany and France.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: baby bear at March 20, 2026 08:41 AM (R11M+)
The Morning Rant
No plan survives first contact with the enemy
Who said that is debatable, but it was probably von Moltke (or Clausewitz). But it is axiomatic, and the destruction of Iran's leadership has thrown the entire country into chaos, with its military response simply reactive, without any strategic goal other than to cause damage wherever it can. That is not a plan for victory. In addition to its military's lack of coordination, its justly feared internal security apparatus is able to detain or kill street protesters, but has lost central command, so there is very little intelligence being gathered on the growing rebellion. It is a recipe for disaster on all fronts, and regardless of whether the Mullahs can retain control, or the army or IRGC stages a coup, the days of Iran being a regional power and exporting its brand of Shia Islam terror across the world are over. And all of this was accomplished with superb human and technical intelligence, real-time military action on that intelligence, and amazingly accurate munitions that simply did not exist a generation ago. Imagine the beginning of World War II, If Great Britain had been able to kill Hitler and Göring and Himmler and Goebbels and Bormann and Keitel and Raeder and Donitz and von Ribbentrop and a few dozen others at the top of the Nazi hierarchy. Or far more chilling...imagine if in May 1940 Nazi Germany had killed Churchill and Bevin and Portal and Montgomery and Dowding and Slim. The counter-argument from the increasingly unhinged supporters of Iran is that martyrdom is a victory. Well, then in a few weeks when the entire hierarchy of the Iranian Mullahcracy is dead, we should declare victory for Iran! Then the people of Iran can reconstitute some semblance of a government, and we can leave, with the admonition: "Don't make us come back!" [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2026 11:00 AM (2UnvF)
It's worked pretty well for the Democrats. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 11:02 AM (Riz8t)
ESPONJA!!111!1!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2026 11:02 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2026 11:03 AM (rJjpq)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 11:03 AM (Kt19C)
But the vast improvement in missile technology, coupled with the revolution in drones that allows surveillance in real time and almost instantaneous attacks, has shifted the paradigm. No longer are the leaders mostly safe from attack. And that has been used to great effect in Iran, with the top tier of leaders mostly killed, their replacements mostly killed, and even their replacements killed, or so far down the organizational command structure that their decisions are not yet considered important.
It also helps if your opponents are really, really stupid.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 11:04 AM (y9nCu)
I don’t know here’s an idea. Maybe the plan was to kill the mullahs… do that and maybe you get new reasonable leadership for that country. Just a thought
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:05 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at March 19, 2026 11:05 AM (/VVBD)
I'm perfectly fine with them "winning" on those terms.
What was the Patton quote? Something like "The objective is not to die for your country. It's to make the other son of a bitch die for his."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2026 11:06 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:07 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:07 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 11:08 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I AM SPARTCASS HOLE at March 19, 2026 11:08 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:08 AM (QX6xo)
> Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:05 AM (xT8gx)
Sure looks like a plan to me.
1) Kill the evil cultists.
2) Repeat until there are no more evil cultists.
Simple and direct. The best type of plan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2026 11:09 AM (qpyNK)
That statement got me to thinking; the successful militaries of the future will look more like SpaceX, and less like NASA.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:09 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 19, 2026 11:09 AM (PiwSw)
Joe Kent says...
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 11:08 AM (erF49)
He's showing his true colors now..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:09 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 11:03 AM (Kt19C)
His heart attacked him in Brazil?
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:10 AM (dmDsy)
He's showing his true colors now..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:09 AM (VE6XX)
He's been against the bombing of Iran for years.
Wonder what he's got in an offshore account somewhere.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:10 AM (QX6xo)
I don’t know here’s an idea. Maybe the plan was to kill the mullahs… do that and maybe you get new reasonable leadership for that country. Just a thought
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:05 AM (xT8gx)
Thats a good enough plan for me, break their shit and break it off in their ass. Kill'em all, let satan sort them out. For the all the Americans they killed over the years I'm fine with good old fashioned genocide.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:11 AM (snZF9)
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:10 AM (dmDsy)
Dingos Ate Batboy Love Child of Hitler and Eva Peron
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2026 11:11 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:12 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:12 AM (d6BF2)
WATCH: Fire department pulls 500-pound man from hole at California construction site
https://is.gd/qNxmge
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)
Imagine the beginning of World War II, If Great Britain had been able to kill Hitler and Göring and Himmler and Goebbels and Bormann and Keitel and Raeder and Donitz and von Ribbentrop and a few dozen others at the top of the Nazi hierarchy.
Worked pretty good in the Pacific, as Isoroku Yamamoto found out. First, by setting up the ambush at Midway, and about a year later when Barber and Lanphier gave him a P-38 Lightning enema.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 11:13 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:12 AM (VE6XX)
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Expect a letter from my IP attorney soon.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 11:13 AM (1o8D5)
‘ I see the name "Bormann" with that spelling and do a double take. No relation, I don't think’
Are you a good political administrator?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 19, 2026 11:13 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Turning Over Another Leif at March 19, 2026 11:13 AM (oftw2)
https://is.gd/qNxmge
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)
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Gives a whole new meaning to "shameless self plug."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 11:14 AM (1o8D5)
I don’t know here’s an idea. Maybe the plan was to kill the mullahs… do that and maybe you get new reasonable leadership for that country. Just a thought
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:05 AM (xT8gx)
Killing islamo-weirdbeards is always a plan. But you have to kill all of them, down to the last imam in podunk Achmedville. And then the new Shah's government has to make muslims into resident aliens, with zero political rights at all. If they don't like that, let them leave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:14 AM (8zz6B)
The guy asking for a limerick that used the word "Incorrigible".
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (d6BF2)
But we should also keep in mind that Iran's military and defense/offense capabilities are nowhere near pier level, and their commanders are retarded. It's a Temu military. Their Chinese weapons don't work. Their navy and air force are little more than target practice. They apparently buy their drones from Target.
So yea, we are making this look very easy, but it helps to have an vastly inferior enemy led by idiots. Suffice to say that, just like with Iraq a few decades ago, the Iranian military power was drastically, drastically over-rated.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)
Solve those two problems and the "war" is over. Or not.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (17Peh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)
Just one wafer-thin mint away from tragedy...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (qgHp7)
So yea, we are making this look very easy, but it helps to have an vastly inferior enemy led by idiots. Suffice to say that, just like with Iraq a few decades ago, the Iranian military power was drastically, drastically over-rated.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)
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Well, the Chinese equipment is an important point.
Not just sold to Iran from China, but pulled directly from China's stores.
It's proof that China isn't our peer.
Who's left?
We are the world's daddy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:16 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Poland Spring at March 19, 2026 11:17 AM (oftw2)
Note how the Left's story changes every day.
Distraction from Epstein!
Boots on the ground!
Blowing things up is mean!
Martyrdom is what they want!
No plan!
Shrimp dinner!
Running out of equipment!
Trump against the world!
They'll find one that works to win the news cycle and settle on it for a couple days, then change it again.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:18 AM (dcz8F)
Or not.
Posted by: RI Red at March 19, 2026 11:18 AM (nNjWE)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)
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The absolute curb-stomping by American and Israeli forces has to give other major militaries pause, such as Russia and China.
Israel is the dominant regional military power--not Iran.
The United States military is giving a masterclass on what it takes to be a truly dominant global military force.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 11:18 AM (rCr5m)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (W0KIM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:14 AM (8zz6B)
Yeah, aren't only like 37% of the citizens of Iran actually muslim?
Posted by: Denny Crane - A Pluracy? A Puberty? You Know, The Thing! at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (Tlc19)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 11:18 AM (rCr5m)
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Even after 16 years of Obama/Biden presidencies and 20 years of dithering in Afghanistan and Iraq.
All it takes is leadership saying, "bomb them until they die."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:20 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:20 AM (dcz8F)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:20 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (W0KIM)
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I think his line was "everyone's got a [boxing] plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (iFTx/)
Guess what? We're using our voice now.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (NR6c1)
To be fair, it wasn't a hole until you pulled him out!
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (rJjpq)
Posted by: Denny Crane - A Pluracy? A Puberty? You Know, The Thing! at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (dmDsy)
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Any survey of religious beliefs in Iran is deeply suspect considering the tyrannical nature of the government that is willing to mow down protestors and is run by a religious theocracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Tlc19)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (W0KIM)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (3bWRB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I have said for many years that our response to 9/11 should have happened on 9/13 and made our allies gasp in horror and our enemies wet themselves in terror at the thought of ever getting our attention again.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 11:22 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (3bWRB)
Which is my fear
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:22 AM (h9LkS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (3bWRB)
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Israel can keep going, and wants to keep going, even without us now.
They're the ones doing all the targeted assassinations anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:22 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 11:22 AM (NR6c1)
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What that guy said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:23 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (3bWRB)
Iran is not going to win in any sense.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:23 AM (dcz8F)
We COULD have participated, we just didn't want to, because we're all sophisticated and stuff. But if we'd wanted to, boy howdy would we have ruled the Iranians from Day 1.
BTW, got any oil tankers you aren't using?
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:23 AM (W0KIM)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 19, 2026 11:24 AM (qUkBO)
So yea, we are making this look very easy, but it helps to have an vastly inferior enemy led by idiots. Suffice to say that, just like with Iraq a few decades ago, the Iranian military power was drastically, drastically over-rated.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)
The only adversary left who might have been a near-peer level power is China, and their export weapons have done so badly in Iran and Venezuela that they are being shown as the paper tiger that many suspected them to be. I mean, even the downgraded export weapons should have been able to rack up a few aerial kills, but they've got bupkis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 11:24 AM (y9nCu)
Guess what? We're using our voice now.
And it isn't our inside voice.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)
Not just sold to Iran from China, but pulled directly from China's stores.
It's proof that China isn't our peer.
Who's left?
We are the world's daddy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Time for some tough love then. Europe needs to learn to stand on their own two feet and pay their OWN car insurance.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (EHbhi)
BTW, got any oil tankers you aren't using?
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)
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Europe is getting a lesson on how global commodities are not actually uniform across the globe once barriers to importation pop up.
Oil in the US remains under $100 because, well, we make and refine most of our oil and gas.
Europe has actively killed its efforts to get its own shale oil out of the ground for decades instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (Q/FnY)
Depends on who you define as Iran.
The vast majority of people didn't support the Iranian leadership and now a good percentage of them are dead. Those that remain have managed to turn the rest of the GCC leadership firmly against them.
I don't see the mullah regime ever reconstituting again, at least not in the numbers to run Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (3bWRB)
My concern last night (inb4 'concern trol!!1') was that Iran's leadership has some people in it who really believe that shiite about forcing the End Times to bring back the Mahdi (and Jesus, yeah, that guy). People like that don't care if Iran goes back to the Stone Age. They care about bringing everyone else to the Stone Age.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (W0KIM)
Posted by: Europe
"We're not mad that Trump freed the Iranians. We just didn't like his tone of voice!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (EHbhi)
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Well, Trump is talking about how NATO is worthless, the US Treasury is becoming the insurer of last resort on maritime shipping, and Argentina is sending more ships to help in the strait than all of Europe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:23 AM (W0KIM)
I imagine Ace is gonna cover Kent's performance on Cuckers but what a doozy
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (h9LkS)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (W0KIM)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:22 AM (h9LkS)
Do not fear. This thing will be over and the Left will be headlining something really stupid and pointless again in no time.
Trump has an epic understanding of timing as well as theater and also how to make things go your way.
This is the time to do this and he knew it. He also knows it will go far too well to keep the Left's attention and it will be over. Go by every other thing Trump has ever done except when he was pinned in by the covid election year surprise. This isn't that. He initiated this. The man doesn't take a dump without a plan.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (dcz8F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zo6AB)
Yes, I can see that, but if you're saying the numbers would be skewed higher out of fear, wouldn't that percentage approach, I dunno, close to 100%?
"Hi! We're conducting a survey! What religion do you believe in?"
*pushes Bible under a pillow*
"ALLAH ACKBAR!!!"
Posted by: Denny Crane - And Don't Let My Friend Pointing a Gun At You Influence Your Answer. at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Denny Crane - A Pluracy? A Puberty? You Know, The Thing! at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (dmDsy)
I have seen that figure. Remember islam was imposed on Iran at swords' point by the muzzie arabs. Even if 80% of Iran is nominally muzzie, freeze the fuckers out of politics and power, completely. They simply are not civilized enough to run a country.
Incidentally, that should apply here, and in Canada, France, Britain, Germany, too. No political rights for muzzies. If they cannot vote, or hold office, or contribute to politcal parties, politicians wil not pander to them. If individual muzzies are agreeable to that status, let them stay. If they don't like it, let them decamp to the muzzie shithole of their choice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 11:18 AM (rCr5m)
The United States military is giving a masterclass on what it takes to be the frigging Borg. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:27 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 11:27 AM (Tlc19)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:25 AM (W0KIM)
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They just promoted the guy who lost all of Iran's nuclear secrets to Israel a decade ago.
It doesn't matter how dedicated he is to the utopia of worldwide Sharia. He's fucking moron without a ballistic missile cache to pull from.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:27 AM (Zo6AB)
"Hi! We're conducting a survey! What religion do you believe in?"
*pushes Bible under a pillow*
"ALLAH ACKBAR!!!"
Posted by: Denny Crane - And Don't Let My Friend Pointing a Gun At You Influence Your Answer. at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (dmDsy)
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I'm saying, Don't trust any survey at all because it's obviously impossible to get real numbers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:28 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2026 11:28 AM (0N4FZ)
You are really good at this. In a way I have missed you, you kind of liven things up. In other ways, eh I could take or leave it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:28 AM (dcz8F)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (dcz8F)
As opposed to the previous President . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:30 AM (W0KIM)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (W0KIM)
Also Mike Tyson: "He screamed like a bitch every time I hit him." Also appropriate in this situation.
Posted by: Polka will never die at March 19, 2026 11:30 AM (603HP)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:30 AM (W0KIM)
LOL
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:30 AM (dcz8F)
That's going to eventually cut both ways, of course.
Interestingly, the Russians seem completely freaked out by this - Putin has not been seen for days, there are all sorts of military and paramilitary people in downtown Moscow, including electronic warfare units.
Apparently seeing how the Israelis hacked into all of Teheran's traffic cameras was disturbing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 19, 2026 11:31 AM (u6/wt)
Probably even some crypto-Jews and crypto-Hindus.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2026 11:31 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (8zz6B)
This, of course, should be in the advertising for your newsletter, of which I would like to join.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:31 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Denny Crane - A Pluracy? A Puberty? You Know, The Thing! at March 19, 2026 11:19 AM (dmDsy)
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Any survey of religious beliefs in Iran is deeply suspect considering the tyrannical nature of the government that is willing to mow down protestors and is run by a religious theocracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zo6AB)
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That 37% is based almost entirely on the 2020 GAMAAN study. The data collection relied heavily on online, viral sampling, and snowball methods. It almost certainly oversampled younger, more online-savvy urban Iranians, who probably are more secular or at least think it's trendy to say so.
This would be like trying to get an accurate poll of political affilition in USA if you sampled mostly young hipsters in blue cities.
Do I think Iran is 99% Muslim, as the regime says? No. But it's way higher than 37%, IMO.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zo6AB)
JUST LIKE DruMPF AND MAGATS AND ICE!!!!11!!1!!
Posted by: You know they're thinking it at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (TbWk/)
‘ I don't see the mullah regime ever reconstituting again, at least not in the numbers to run Iran.’
I predict Iran will break up into regions along ethnic lines with no clear winner.
If we are smart,we won’t stay there and play kingmaker.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:26 AM (dcz8F)
I take the hugest, most massive, high quality dumps ever. They’re beautiful, the best in the world. People would line up to see them. Thank you for your attention to this matter. — PDJT
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: You know they're thinking it at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (TbWk/)
Actually what they're thinking is they can't wait to do it to us
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 11:33 AM (dcz8F)
Posted by: gKWVE
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Humor. But during my term of service, the common reference was 'No plan of battle survives first contact with the enemy'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2026 11:33 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (Tlc19)
Probably even some crypto-Jews and crypto-Hindus.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2026 11:31 AM (qpyNK)
I am not even remotely up to date on all this crypto stuff. You could say I have a complete lack of crypto-currency.
Posted by: I'll see myself out at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (d6BF2)
‘ I don't see the mullah regime ever reconstituting again, at least not in the numbers to run Iran.’
I predict Iran will break up into regions along ethnic lines with no clear winner.
If we are smart,we won’t stay there and play kingmaker.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (jbnUc)
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I predict the second assistant (to the) janitor in the presidential palace will take control of the government, unconditionally surrender, and dedicate his life to having sex with Saudi Arabian hookers because he saw that the promises of Islamic conquest were wrong and there's nothing left to believe in but the material sensation of mindless friction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:28 AM (Zo6AB)
And I am saying it doesn't matter. If there are 60 million muzzies in Iran, and 20,000 Zoroastrians, let the latter run the place, and let the muzzies lick their boots, or die.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 11:35 AM (W0KIM)
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I'm saying, Don't trust any survey at all because it's obviously impossible to get real numbers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:28 AM (Zo6AB)
Fair enough!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Use The Pitch Meeting Guys Voice. at March 19, 2026 11:35 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (Tlc19)
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Long time til I get there.
They made a lot of little noirs and thrillers in the early 50s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:35 AM (Zo6AB)
You're missing the weaponized drones flooding social media. Previously, the media would lie to the public, but avenues to influence large segments of the public were limited and controlled, and foreign influence especially had trouble infiltrating US mass media.
Now, with the explosion or unregulated social media, it's relatively easy for foreign actors and America-hating Americans to sow discord within the populace, and drastically skew perceptions of what is considered normal or acceptable by the populace.
There is non-stop nonsense posted about how Trump has no plan for the Iran war, how he was surprised by oil prices jumping, how Iran is winning (?), Trump is desperate for other nations to help BECAUSE he's losing, we have no exit strategy, we're pawns of Israel (and Putin, still, I think?), etc.
Sure, the people starting this conversation probably know it's BS, but millions of TDS afflicted retards (and bots) parrot it and spread it, and people start to believe it. It works.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 11:35 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)
It's a good rule to never underestimate your enemies.
Also, all our tech advantages go up in smoke when boots get put on the ground and those bastards won't fight until they have the edge, same as the past 60 years of experience have taught.
That's why the Iranian people have to be the ones to change their government.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:36 AM (zafwz)
See, Trump and the Pentagons are idiots and didn't even think of the Staights of Hormuz in their war plans, but the media knows exactly what to do! Boy, could we save a shitload of money if we just listened to our betters!
Next problem?!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 19, 2026 11:36 AM (FpP3s)
Also, all our tech advantages go up in smoke when boots get put on the ground and those bastards won't fight until they have the edge, same as the past 60 years of experience have taught.
That's why the Iranian people have to be the ones to change their government.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:36 AM (zafwz)
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There was some war game played out a few years ago.
Iran cleaned our clock.
I wonder if that war game was...bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:36 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 11:36 AM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (jbnUc)
Kurdistan... The Kurdish regions of Iraq are already quasi-autonomous. I could see them taking advantage of a power vacuum and annexing the Kurdish regions of Iran.
The Turks won't like this, as it would likely give their own Kurdish minority ideas.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2026 11:37 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (8zz6B)
Now I really want that newsletter!
Posted by: Grand Poobah of Zoroasta at March 19, 2026 11:37 AM (dmDsy)
Remember, Kurt Schlichter's latest American Civil War book starts with Trump and Vance being simultaneously assassinated by drones, after the Democrats retake the House, so the Democratic Speaker of the House is next in line for the Presidency.
Not a fun time to be in the Secret Service.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 19, 2026 11:37 AM (u6/wt)
>Iran cleaned our clock.
Sure. And the Elite Republican Guard of Iraq was going to stomp our nuts in when they finally took the battlefield.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 11:39 AM (erF49)
Posted by: gKWVE
Everybody has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouf is a pretty fair approximation.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:39 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: gKWVE
Eating fermented shark tends to do that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 11:39 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 19, 2026 11:39 AM (QaH55)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 11:40 AM (diia5)
Not a fun time to be in the Secret Service.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 19, 2026 11:37 AM (u6/wt)
Apropos of nothing… I’ve never understood why Kurt S’s last name is pronounced as it is…. It makes as much sense as the pronunciation of former Duke coach’s name Mike Krzyzewski
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:40 AM (xT8gx)
We are at an inflection point.
The Iranian leadership had to make a decision for the past two weeks. Do we fight to the death or give up? They chose fight to the death.
Now they are all gone and we're starting to see the next layer make the calculation. And it appears the first and most important sign was the current President letting everyone know that he's not really in charge and pretty please with sugar on top, don't drone me bro.
The Basij isn't showing up.
Hopefully my big orange daddy will tell the remaining leaders that they have full immunity. GTFO and let some other folks have a crack at it.
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2026 11:41 AM (XOmY9)
I'LL BE SPEAKER!!! THE SPEAKER DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SERVING AS A REPRESENTATIVE!!!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2026 11:41 AM (JCZqz)
They really just wanted to sacrifice all of their leadership and weapons facilities.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 11:41 AM (erF49)
Solve those two problems and the "war" is over. Or not.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (17Peh)
There is going to have to be some on-the-ground action before we can even begin to think this is victory. I'm hoping that we and/Israel have people in Iran arming a respectable number of people to start killing the IRGC in the streets and in their homes.
Air/drone power alone will not topple the regime.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 11:41 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 11:42 AM (rj6Yv)
Not a fun time to be in the Secret Service.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
And then the rednecks get to play Cowboys & Democrats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 11:42 AM (EHbhi)
The fanatical, apocalyptic death cult chose death!??! Inconceivable!
Posted by: Vizzini at March 19, 2026 11:42 AM (JCZqz)
Iran cleaned our clock.
I wonder if that war game was...bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:36 AM (Zo6AB
Probably. Depends on who was Potus at the time and what the goal of the outcome was.
But, wrecking a country is much easier than taking and keeping, unless your willing to go the pax romana route and kill em all
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (zafwz)
I would imagine that as the Iranian government crumbles, any intelligence that was un-gathered before, will be gathered now.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:40 AM (xT8gx)
As a favor, could you write Kurt S's name out phonetically? Serious, I have never heard it spoken...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (dmDsy)
They really just wanted to sacrifice all of their leadership and weapons facilities.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 11:41 AM (erF49)
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If he's talking about the post I'm thinking about, it's more along the lines of an emergency situation where the infrastructure of the military and political apparatus fractures intentionally so that they all just keep fighting no matter what happens to the others.
I mean...I guess you could plan that. Or it could just be the natural outgrowth of losing most production, launch, and storage capabilities along with the top, like, 5 levels of leadership.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (61TgR)
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (qgHp7)
Mr. Muldoon has made a very good point...sadly, one that should never have been necessary to articulate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (n9ltV)
Anywhere they gather, should be a target. Civilians or no civilians.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (Dv3i1)
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"Iran isn't our war!"
"Neither is Ukraine. I'm bringing all my patriot missiles to Iran from Europe."
-apparently, it happened
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (xT8gx)
Answer: you don't want any of them to have large scale control.
One of the things I saw a few weeks back was that a guy was saying that almost the entire Iranian Military (all structures) was replete not with actual military officers, but terrorists. He was speculating that this made it difficult to find one who would defect and then offer a positive military guy who could then hand the country off to the people or back the returned Shah or whatever.
I guess we are seeing if we can square that circle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Sun Tsu Trump, The Art Of The New Warfare at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (n9ltV)
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It's not like kissing on the lips wasn't exclusively sexual or romantic throughout most of history, or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:45 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (dmDsy)
Good question. I haven't either. In my head I always read it as SHLICK-ter.
Posted by: Barely knew her at March 19, 2026 11:45 AM (TbWk/)
Mike Krzyzewski!
Posted by: Boo at March 19, 2026 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sun Tsu Trump, The Art Of The New Warfare at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (/1l9x)
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"Find the guy who wants to be peed on by hookers more than he wants to die. Put him in charge."
-Sun Tzu
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:45 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (dmDsy)
On the radio I’ve heard it pronounced sh-lick-ter
Maybe it makes more sense than Coach K
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:46 AM (xT8gx)
‘ The Turks won't like this, as it would likely give their own Kurdish minority ideas.’
But will they hate it enough to fight and endless war over it?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 19, 2026 11:46 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Vizzini
The second string is rethinking that plan.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 11:46 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 11:40 AM (diia5)
You mean the NJ drone swarms?
Confirmed to be testing done for US military, but they won't say if it was contractors showing off or testing of bought and paid for goods. IIRC
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (zafwz)
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Looking at the poster with all of the red "x" marks across the face of every major Iranian leader, including the Burrito Supreme Leader, makes me think that their survival structure failed.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (bNf8H)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Ealing comedies are also worthy of your perusal and critique. And ranking.
Posted by: The Titfield Thunderbolt at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (xT8gx)
We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for
The directors of the firm hired to continue the
The
PLEASE DON'T BLOW US UP, too.
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (k86l/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (IYIYn)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 19, 2026 11:48 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Barely knew her at March 19, 2026 11:45 AM (TbWk/)
I say SHTICK-ler
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:48 AM (dmDsy)
The second string is rethinking that plan.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 11:46 AM (EHbhi)
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They promoted the guy who lost nuclear secrets to Israel to be one of the top leaders.
It's like 4th string by this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:49 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (w/O5Q)
There was something a couple years ago (during the Air Force's latest 'we hate the A-10' thing) where they were saying that smaller planes were so much better and just as effective as the A-10.
One thing they discount. Let's say you are a guy with an AK in the middle of the desert and you and your goat fucking buddies are heading toward a village. You either see what looks like a Cesna or an Warthog. Which makes you want to dig a hole in the sand and crawl in faster?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Ealing comedies are also worthy of your perusal and critique. And ranking.
Posted by: The Titfield Thunderbolt at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (oftw2)
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Oh, I've considered it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:49 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Vizzini
The second string is rethinking that plan.
Posted by: rickb223
They only reached OT level VII, so they never learned the REAL secrets of the religion...and reality!
Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at March 19, 2026 11:50 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (bNf8H)
Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 11:50 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (Dv3i1)
Tousi is going live at 9 PT and that's his top story.. Will mosey over and get the skinny on it...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:50 AM (VE6XX)
Maybe it makes more sense than Coach K
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:46 AM (xT8gx)
Sh - LICKED her
I'm really liking this fella!
Posted by: Denny Crane - But Really, I Barely Knew Her! at March 19, 2026 11:50 AM (dmDsy)
Anywhere they gather, should be a target. Civilians or no civilians.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 11:44 AM (erF49)
Warthog strafing runs on regime funeral processions. Real high ratio of regime supporters to non-supporters in thos mobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 11:51 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 11:51 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Which one can & which one can't handle getting shot up by an AK-47?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 11:51 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 11:43 AM (61TgR)
Yes. NATO is welfare in uniform and the UN building would make a nice mosque or homeless shelter for New Yorkistan.
Posted by: Abolish NATO and the UN at March 19, 2026 11:51 AM (I8rI8)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 19, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
Two thirds of the mosques have been closed for lack of attendance. That doesn't get us an actual percentage, but it certainly shows an important trend.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 11:52 AM (lFFaq)
1) Kill the evil cultists.
2) Repeat until there are no more evil cultists.
Simple and direct. The best type of plan.
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So the same plan for the Press?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 11:53 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:53 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 19, 2026 11:48 AM (Da7Vv)
In keeping with my Janus-like nature, the answer to your question is Yes
Posted by: Cheap Justice Roberts isn't that cheap but can be bought at March 19, 2026 11:54 AM (zafwz)
1) Kill the evil cultists.
2) Repeat until there are no more evil cultists.
Simple and direct. The best type of plan.
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So the same plan for the Press?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 11:53 AM (pZ64F)
Already included under "evil cultists."
Posted by: It's what they are. Maybe always were. at March 19, 2026 11:54 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 11:52 AM (lFFaq)
Nice hash...........
And the Iranian people have likely had enough of living under islham, so yeah, they're abandoning that death cult.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (k86l/)
That was good... was it originally from a Mel Brooks movie?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 11:54 AM (dmDsy)
Maduro was at a military base, surrounded by soldiers. The U.S. came in, killed 32 elite soldiers, incapacitated the rest, snatched him and his wife.
Imagine British commandos snatching Hitler, killing 32 elite SS guards, and leaving without a scratch.
You think the next guy to lead is going to be so belligerent? Or maybe stop and think for a second?
These decapitory strikes are something new on the world stage.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 11:54 AM (c232c)
Who could defend these barbarians??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:55 AM (xT8gx)
Maduro was at a military base, surrounded by soldiers. The U.S. came in, killed 32 elite soldiers, incapacitated the rest, snatched him and his wife and took out all the Chinese made anti-aircraft material without suffering a loss.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 11:54 AM (c232c)
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Just another feather in the cap of "China is learning really hard that it's not America's peer."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:55 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 11:55 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 11:56 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:55 AM (xT8gx)
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*waves seductively*
-The Young Turks
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:56 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 11:55 AM (ehY6c)
At least it's not a shark.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
The "w" in Polish is pronounced like an "f" in English
Krizefsky.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:53 AM (d6BF2)
Well then who the hell is coach Mike Krazlowski???
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Polish Sausage, Just Not Ones You Get At Hardware Stores. at March 19, 2026 11:56 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:57 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:57 AM (Zo6AB)
What would they use ? Danish pastries ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:57 AM (h9LkS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:57 AM (Zo6AB)
Not a chance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
You only have to see a Warthog at work one time and it's seared, I say seared, into your hippocampus (if you live)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:58 AM (zafwz)
The "w" in Polish is pronounced like an "f" in English
Krizefsky.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 11:53 AM (d6BF2)
Well then who the hell is coach Mike Krazlowski???
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Polish Sausage, Just Not Ones You Get At Hardware Stores. at March 19, 2026 11:56 AM (dmDsy)
On TV whenever his name is pronounced it starts with a “sh” sound… what??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:58 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 11:58 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 11:57 AM (h9LkS)
That could work on me for a few hours.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:59 AM (zafwz)
You only have to see a Warthog at work one time and it's seared, I say seared, into your hippocampus (if you live)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:58 AM (zafwz)
Saw one at an airshow once. Very impressive.
Can't understand why they've been trying to get rid of that thing for decades. It's badass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 11:57 AM (Zo6AB)
I was gonna de-fend the Green-land...
But then I got high...
Posted by: Denny Crane - Great Song! at March 19, 2026 11:59 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 12:00 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:00 PM (n5tGW)
More recently, Operation Cobra Gold also war-gamed the same scenario.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 12:01 PM (Y1sOo)
More recently, Operation Cobra Gold also war-gamed the same scenario.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 12:01 PM (Y1sOo)
G.I. Joe > Cobra
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 12:01 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:02 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Struggling American Worker at March 19, 2026 12:02 PM (FVV1Y)
Who could defend these barbarians??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 11:55 AM (xT8gx)
Democrats. Leftist talking heads. College students.
Posted by: They're all doing it at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (TbWk/)
They thought better of it. Peace through Strength!
Posted by: 32 of Denmark's Finest! at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (T7fic)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (ehY6c)
Inflection point? Perhaps. Taking out the leadership has always been a tactic so nothing particularly new there. The uses of long-range missiles and drones are also not new...think Germany's V-1s and V-2s, and Iran-Iraq in the 80's. But as mentioned above, the effectiveness of these systems when tied to immediate intel sensors is certainly a change in the TTPs of warfare. (Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures) We started this in Desert Storm and it worked remarkable well, with VII Corps Deep Attack Cell hit 2,616 targets in the 34 days of shooting. But the effects then, while significant, are nothing to what we are seeing today.
All that said, We cannot get too carried away yet. Still a lot of work to do. When I hear the Pentagon say they hit 200 targets, what that says to me they hit 200 aim points. Together, that may have been 50 "targets."
But no matter, if President Trump has shown us anything, it is he is the master of deception and he most certainy has a plan.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Grift and graft, my dude. From planning to execution, a new platform would take billions from the public trough and put it in well tailored slacks.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (zafwz)
They seem to have figured out decentralized command structure and regime survival. Just saying, whacking people is the easy part.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (QaH55)
Guns vs missiles.
I wonder if the kickbacks on missiles is so much higher because they are one use, so a gun platform (A-10 is built around the gun but also carries missiles) is just no where near as sexy to the top brass.
Is the Apache still going? Just thinking about close air support gun platforms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Lt Col Bearclaw at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (MSrAy)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 12:03 PM (Y1sOo)
https://tinyurl.com/4j7cx4k3
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:02 PM (8zz6B)
Huh. Makes you wonder about Cornwall too.
Posted by: Mmm...pasties... at March 19, 2026 12:04 PM (TbWk/)
Who could defend these barbarians??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Self hating white women who think that America is the source of all oppression for starters.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 12:04 PM (NR6c1)
#Winning!
Posted by: Sponge
Me too! This time.
Posted by: Whew!!! at March 19, 2026 12:04 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 12:05 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (qgHp7)
This isn't the first time muldoon has had a hissy fit in the art thread, the last time being about how Cap'n Ned sodomy jokes ruined the thread for him.
Posted by: Whatever at March 19, 2026 12:05 PM (SCB0k)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:00 PM (n5tGW)
Fuck you. That's my gig!
Posted by: Shit Jefferson said, Vol IV at March 19, 2026 12:05 PM (zafwz)
https://tinyurl.com/389rhevk
(note: ridiculous- shoot me in the breasts! But the face is good.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:05 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Opposite Directions? at March 19, 2026 12:06 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Mmm...pasties... at March 19, 2026 12:04 PM (TbWk/)
Those are tasty. But pronounced "pass-ties".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:06 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Denny Crane
Billy Crystal - Monsters Inc.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:07 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:00 PM (n5tGW)
I was going to credit the quotation to Thomas Jefferson in honor of Dave In Texas.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 12:07 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:08 PM (pDt9x)
In the USA, you have to defeat not just the enemy, but your own countrymen
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:08 PM (PYyV9)
"Caspian strike marks first IDF hit on Iran-Russia supply lifeline"
Excerpt:
"Bandar Anzali is home to the main base of the Iranian Navy’s northern fleet, and the port plays a central role in the maritime trade route between Iran and Russia. Since Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in 2022, the Caspian has become a key smuggling corridor: Iranian and Russian ships have routinely switched off their tracking systems and transferred cargo between the Iranian ports of Anzali and Amirabad and the Russian port of Astrakhan. Tehran has used the route to send Moscow drones, missiles, bullets and mortar shells for use against Ukraine."
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2026 12:08 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:08 PM (pDt9x)
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Donald Trump must govern based on the RCP average of polls, and not any other long-term concern for the direction, health, and safety of the nation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:08 PM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: gKWVE
Lutefisk. What can't it do?
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:09 PM (mFhj8)
I know it's a stretch, but maybe you should work smarter, not harder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:09 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 19, 2026 12:09 PM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:09 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 12:10 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Kt19C)
Really?
Man, I find it so funny...
Well, we all have a different thing that makes us laugh...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 12:10 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 12:10 PM (ehY6c)
____
Send in the Dirty Dozen.
Posted by: Lee Marvin et al at March 19, 2026 12:10 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Go Long On Inner Tube Futures at March 19, 2026 12:10 PM (oftw2)
Yes. We need a new ground attack aircraft with all kinds of super duper new stuff that costs billions to design and produce and gets me ski trips, whores and double dipping pensions when I retire.
Posted by: General Turgid Greenback, class of 2006 at March 19, 2026 12:10 PM (I8rI8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:08 PM (Zo6AB)
NOW you're getting it!
Posted by: Michael Steele at March 19, 2026 12:11 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 11:15 AM (qgHp7)
Yeah; I just read the art thread and comments. I thought it was a beautiful and sweet painting of the Lord and his cousin John as infants, but I guess I was really in the minority.
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:11 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Michael Steele at March 19, 2026 12:11 PM (dmDsy)
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Biden's admin opened the borders, damn the polls, in order to effect change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 12:12 PM (Zo6AB)
____
Send in the Dirty Dozen.
Posted by: Lee Marvin
Expendables 5.
They need another paycheck.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 12:12 PM (EHbhi)
Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 12:10 PM (ehY6c)
I'm gonna have to dust off my laser Mullah-designator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:12 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 12:04 PM (NR6c1)
Vote YES on April 21!
- NoVA AWFLs
Posted by: Götterdämmerung at March 19, 2026 12:12 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (G1ktt)
Yeah its the same kind of asshoe who thinks that Frodo and Sam must have been queer because they were such good friends and loved each other. I get it, 7th grade boy giggles but come on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (pDt9x)
Do you have enough coupons for patches?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:14 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:14 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:11 PM (mFhj
No, you weren't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (PYyV9)
It's not just that. We have been told for the past 20-30 years and soaked in gay ideology. EVERYTHING is gay. All dudes who are straight but like to work with kids (Scouts) are pedos.
Propaganda works. There is a reason people do it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 12:00 PM (n5tGW)
***spock eyebrow***
Posted by: zombie Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 12:11 PM (mFhj
Nah, it was a beautiful painting (color of the cloak/dress. Hands were extremely well done.) People are just assholes and riff on a theme.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (gm9Sb)
Trump's going to have a few... no disrespect for the Orientals, but what we call 'Jap plays.' OK? Surprise things.
Posted by: Bill Parchells at March 19, 2026 12:16 PM (I8rI8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
According to the left, there are only three sexual preferences: Homosexual, Bisexual and In Denial.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 12:16 PM (NR6c1)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 12:13 PM (pDt9x)
Seems to me that most of the jokes in that vein are pro-forma. In a way, they sort of mock the Left's assertion that every historical personage was secretly the ghey. Tongue in cheek, as it were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (8zz6B)
as long as the choco ration goes up, it's all good!
Posted by: parsons at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 11:40 AM (diia5)
You mean the NJ drone swarms?
Confirmed to be testing done for US military, but they won't say if it was contractors showing off or testing of bought and paid for goods. IIRC
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 11:47 AM (zafwz)
It was aliens, and they flew over Newark and said ok pack it up, nothing worth shit down there, then split.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (snZF9)
Propaganda works. There is a reason people do it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 12:15 PM (bss/y)
I was the boy child's scout leader and ran into this exact phenomenon. I thought I was teaching a generation of kids to enjoy, appreciate, and be safe in the wild. More than none of their parents wondered if I was just trying to get them in a tent.
Posted by: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 12:17 PM (G1ktt)
Yup. Ironically they use this as a reason to deny adoption to single straight men, yet they'll expedite it if you're gay.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 12:20 PM (2ocoG)
CBS NEWS INVESTIGATION: A salon, a modeling agency, and 89 hospices? We visited a 3-story LA building being called "ground zero" for fraud. We went to look for ourselves.
Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 12:24 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 11:34 AM (Tlc19)
First saw that in our local theater when I was 12. Good movie.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 19, 2026 12:29 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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The absolute curb-stomping by American and Israeli forces has to give other major militaries pause, such as Russia and China.
Israel is the dominant regional military power--not Iran.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Warfare is changing in the AI/Cyber/Drone era. Iran was/is counting on the US to simply go away when the internal politics get bored and upset with the Iran conflict. Iranian gamble until they got ICBMs and nukes like the Norks.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President
Why not both?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ZVgZ4)
This now is the updated version with precision guided and FPV drones instead of undercover assets doing the wet work. Though the undercover assets are still essential.
There are also reports that armed on-the-ground people are killing lower level Iranian regime security personnel.
Posted by: geoffb at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (r//c2)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
William Adolphe Bouguereau
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)
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Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Wee Willie at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (oftw2)
mmm! ohhhh...
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Minor Attracted Persons at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: W. A. Bouguereau at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)
*notices everyone fixating on naked babies*
You guys are weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
son of a moor.
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (sgWqA)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: DEVOlution at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)
[TBF, in many ways I'm a philistine.]
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zaug7)
The blue could be an indicator of Mary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Buster Brown and Tige at March 19, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)
Thx anyway CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 09:39 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 09:39 AM (QiH4I)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
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"Hoosier Hoe" FTW!
/Indiana fan
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:40 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:41 AM (XuXeR)
Not having looked into it, I think it might more likely be Sarah with Isaac and Ishmael.
Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Tidee Diaper Service at March 19, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)
But you can’t say “eeeeew, gross” because you don t want to discourage them from showing affection. But still, it’s nasty and the little kids are walking Petri dish germ factory vermin and you’re going to be sick as a dog in 15 minutes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:43 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)
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Nice pull, Aetius!
Symbolism of Blue in Marian Depictions:
. Divinity and Heaven;
. Purity and Virginity;
. Royalty and Dignity; and
. The Ark of the Covenant (stored in a Feral Government Warehouse next to Hillary's Bathroom Server).
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:44 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Paul and Stevie at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (8AONa)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
That's outrageous!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (5ayY3)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
---------
*witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:47 AM (Zaug7)
"The women has feet the size of a navy ship."
🎵🎵🎵
My gal has big big feet! As big as the seventh fleet! I'd buy her anything, to keep her awhile!!*
🎵🎵🎵
*Forgotten USMC marching ditty
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 19, 2026 09:47 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2026 09:47 AM (893aZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
There was a little kid next door who was always sniffing mucus back into his nose. No one in our family called him by his real name, Thomas. We all called him the "Snot Machine". Wonder how he turned out.
Posted by: Snot For Me To Say at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)
The kidlet calls 'em "snot goblins"
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
---------
*witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)
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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Snot For Me To Say at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)
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Became an ENT doc?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (v3VeX)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)
5 In before the “that’s ghey” guy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (A5RD0)
Not so much......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
---------
*witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)
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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)
*pointless non-sequitur*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)
5 In before the “that’s ghey” guy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (A5RD0)
Not so much......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)
Gay force is strong with this one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (bss/y)
Hey, you left out "snarky comment" and "old pop culture reference"!
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Weirdoes In Washington at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (I8rI8)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (PHCb/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)
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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
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Followed by third rate Dad joke pun.
Posted by: Usually pertaining to fish at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: werewife
Are you still collecting Precious Moments figurines?
Posted by: Hard-Boiled Hanna at March 19, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (8mulE)
They're babies. There's no sexuality involved at all.
But better trans them just in case.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:51 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (UIKLu)
Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: John Podesta at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (5ayY3)
Ouch!
Harsh, but fair...I guess. You can't deny the skill though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2026 09:54 AM (893aZ)
Exactly. Assigning sexual motives to toddlers is what the trans freaks do.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 09:54 AM (QrATn)
Posted by: werewife
Are you still collecting Precious Moments figurines?
Posted by: Hard-Boiled Hanna at March 19, 2026 09:51 AM
****
Oh, for the Love of Life Orchestra. My weremate owns exactly ONE Hummel figurine, a gift from his long-dead mother ... so it can never be disposed of safely. Thank G-d, there's just the one.
Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:55 AM (5ayY3)
Posted by: William Adolphe Bougalou at March 19, 2026 09:55 AM (rJjpq)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)
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The only thing missing is a shower and a bust of Cesar Chavez!
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:55 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zaug7)
I think you are correct, although some art historians aren't sure (not that it matters what they think).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 09:56 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
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The only thing missing is a shower and a bust of Cesar Chavez!
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:56 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Red headed step children everywhere at March 19, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)
https://tinyurl.com/yc7f3va7
Such a sweet painting.
Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Hunnert at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (v3VeX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:58 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2026 09:54 AM
****
Y'know, I think you and I could be good friends and have a lot of fun together as long as we didn't visit New York for the weekend and hit the Museum of Modern Art.
Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (5ayY3)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
When the only way to wash clothes was to beat them on a rock, kids ran around nekkid until they were potty trained.
Because then, you only had to wash the kid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)
Bwahahaha!
going in the memory bank!
In other words, consider that stolen.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (zafwz)
And during the McCain funeral. Will this ever end?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (cWLG3)
And during the McCain funeral. Will this ever end?
. . . and Women's history month *and* International Women's day!!??!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:00 AM (Suwql)
Because then, you only had to wash the kid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (EHbhi)
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Someday Imma gonna write a "Book of Horde Wisdom."
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 10:00 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:58 AM
+++
It's for the red headed kid. Two days after St. Paddy's Day.
Posted by: Blarney at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: redridinghood
__________
Canadian cheese forgotten 80s mystery click:
https://tinyurl.com/z4h4yn6m
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)
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Stealing my schtick!
;-)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Outrageous? at March 19, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
---------
*witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)
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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)
*pointless non-sequitur*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM
*speculation about the sexual orientation of the artist/subjects*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:03 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)
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Stealing my schtick!
;-)
Posted by: ShainS
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 😉
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 10:04 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)
*pointless non-sequitur*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM
*speculation about the sexual orientation of the artist/subjects*
Silly PUN!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:04 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:05 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)
What part of stolen don't you get?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:05 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)
*pointless non-sequitur*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM
*speculation about the sexual orientation of the artist/subjects*
Silly PUN!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:04 AM
*response to limerick challenge*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (3bWRB)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)
Newscum gonna claim he is dyslexic or just dumb as the typical black audience?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 10:08 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)
OK, how about this: On the offchance that I ever say something deliberately funny and it actually hits, you can have it.
For free.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:08 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:09 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (3bWRB)
Nah. Just add Obama to the name and the left will be forced to love it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 10:09 AM (g8Ew8)
Both can be true!
Posted by: Vagin Newsom at March 19, 2026 10:10 AM (rJjpq)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 19, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
here's a freebee: sister from another mister.
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Wait...are those supposed to be Cain and Abel?
Because if so that gives this a whole new twist.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:12 AM (XuXeR)
Clinton.
We know the Epstein stuff is going to break eventually, and the Dems are currently busy pretending that Trump was the one true pedo in all of this, everyone else is just happenstance.
Go ahead -- name it after Clinton, I dare you!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:12 AM (Suwql)
That's being charitable. . .
That's a Muldoon-level word.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (Suwql)
Today, he'd probably be labeled a p3d0 and associated with Epstein. Changed, the times have.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (AkEZC)
You people are incorrigible!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:09 AM
Nonsense! I don't even know where corrigible is!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (kgE5c)
To continue the pander, how about the most Mexican of Mexicans, Gloria Sheinbaum?
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (E/qck)
They just can't get past he's not involved in any of the Epstein shit and it's driving them insane.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (QX6xo)
Because then, you only had to wash the kid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (EHbhi)
Same thing happens to some older folks too. I keep telling Jill, but she won't let me.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (Dv3i1)
That's being charitable. . .
That's a Muldoon-level word.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (Suwql)
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Maybe he could work in something about a dirigible.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (cWLG3)
No drinking, no drugs, simply enjoyed dating young (but not that young) models and making sure the gossip press spelled their names correctly. How dare he?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: baby bear at March 19, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:18 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM (PqZeM)
Posted by: Bud Lite Marketing Exec at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM (Suwql)
No drinking, no drugs, simply enjoyed dating young (but not that young) models and making sure the gossip press spelled their names correctly. How dare he?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (Suwql)
I mean, he DID say pussy at one point........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM
Sounds horrible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (kgE5c)
It's downright unporridgable.
Posted by: A feeble attempt at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Persnickety at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (NXsA/)
Last night, the new kitty gave us four more new kitties! The CDS rolls on...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (DJAE9)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (XY7MO)
That's being charitable. . .
That's a Muldoon-level word.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (Suwql)
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Maybe he could work in something about a dirigible.
Posted by: Chairman
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He's inimitable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:18 AM (Dv3i1)
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Any election result that doesn't show the GOP voters failing to turn out without Trump on the ballot are invalid and cannot be considered when thinking of the overall political scene.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (xcxpd)
Talk about a stray cat strut!
What fun - kitties for all!
Posted by: Brian Setzer at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM
Transitioned to a dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:12 AM (Suwql)
One of the most surprising things I saw on network TV was during Clinton's presidency. At the beginning of a Law & Order episode, when they were getting ready to find the body, a typical family was walking past a public restroom. The mother commented to one of the kids that they should name it after Clinton.
NBC entertainment shows didn't usually stick it to Democrats in a casual way.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 10:23 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:23 AM (PqZeM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (kgE5c)
the car transitioned to a dog? So, it's the van from Dumb and Dumber now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:24 AM (QX6xo)
Was it stolen? Repo'd? Teleported by aliens?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (QX6xo)
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Zombie Harry Dean Stanton at March 19, 2026 10:24 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Music nerd at March 19, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:24 AM
*squints*
Oh..."car". Never mind.
*goes looking for more coffee*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:26 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Wait...are those supposed to be Cain and Abel?
Because if so that gives this a whole new twist.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (OUMaO)
No clue who they are, but if they are siblings they sure don't look like they had the same pair of parents.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:26 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:26 AM (PqZeM)
Posted by: Lizzy
>Today is National Poultry Day! Grab your pullus and pullet.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM (QiH4I)
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There's a no good election news rule? Sorry about that. Feel free to ignore.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM
Well that was a pullet surprise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (kgE5c)
Pluck me! I had no idea.
Gotta grab a (skinless, boneless) bre@st and celebrate!!
Posted by: Brian Setzer at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM (Dv3i1)
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It is required that all good election news be suppressed by conservatives in order to feed the sense of doom that all is bad in the world.
It is the American conservative way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (Zo6AB)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (FABdL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:30 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM
Well that was a pullet surprise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (kgE5c)
No choking, please.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Asking the important questions at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (zG4BR)
The dems, hollywood, the media, bitches on The View, colbert, kimmel, etc
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Kt19C)
NBC entertainment shows didn't usually stick it to Democrats in a casual way.
Posted by: No Name Today
Were they tourists? Law & Order loved the dumb tourist from Ohio characters who were too retarded to survive even a day in Neeew Yaaawk. So this would fit in with that stereotype. They’re just dumb yokels who hate Clinton unlike us sophisticated Manhattanites who understand his genius.
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (3bWRB)
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I stopped watching L&O early on when I was able to figure out the perp by id'ing the first politically incorrect character. They might have tried to trick you by introducing more than one politically incorrect characters making it a coin flip.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)
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Nope. Too many assholes commenting today. Not worth the time & energy to try to entertain. Maybe another day.
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (sl73Y)
Mine are done, too.
Posted by: SCFOAMF at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)
So 40-45 year old straight white male?
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:38 AM (3bWRB)
Posted by: Asking the important questions at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (PiwSw)
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*chuckles impishly*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:38 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Asking the important questions at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (PiwSw)
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And a gay tabby is a catamite.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:39 AM (JkO4W)
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I stopped watching L&O early on when I was able to figure out the perp by id'ing the first politically incorrect character. They might have tried to trick you by introducing more than one politically incorrect characters making it a coin flip.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)
The bad guys were always white. I picked up on that very early in the run of that series. Never watched it since.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 10:40 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (sl73Y)
Mine are done, too.
Posted by: SCFOAMF
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Go with the Vegas odds on the games. A couple of 9s over 8s. I think there's one 10 over a 7.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 19, 2026 10:40 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:41 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 10:41 AM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 10:42 AM (oob1u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:41 AM (8zz6B)
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I feel sorry for anyone who fell to that warthog's "hit and run" attacks.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (cWLG3)
And Detective Logan was maga.
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (3bWRB)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2026 10:44 AM (qBdHI)
And Detective Logan was maga.
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (3bWRB)
Det. Briscoe was awesome.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:46 AM (kBisb)
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Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 10:48 AM (dmDsy)
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Trump is so desperate he's drafted Whoopi?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19,
It's like cardboard. Sorta.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:48 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Vagin Newsom at March 19, 2026 10:10 AM (rJjpq)
Heh! Good play on the "dyslexic" BS. Should become a standard around here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:50 AM (8zz6B)
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Trump is so desperate he's drafted Whoopi?!!!
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That'll teach me! I posted before I clicked the link.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)
Nope. Too many assholes commenting today.
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (qgHp7)
Hey, I'm right here....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 10:51 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Assholes commenting today at March 19, 2026 10:52 AM (2Ez/1)
https://ibb.co/album/5B2t3g
Not easy at all - just the initial drawing before painting is damn hard.
Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2026 10:52 AM (V7158)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (cWLG3)
By time I was drunk enough, there's no way the equipment would work
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:52 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:53 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at March 19, 2026 10:53 AM (8AONa)
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at March 19, 2026 10:53 AM (8AONa)
There is truth in your words of iron.
Posted by: 9 1/2 Bears at March 19, 2026 10:55 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 10:55 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (uZlKQ)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 10:57 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dark Helmet
Can't say, it's incorrigible.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:58 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Tim Walz at March 19, 2026 10:58 AM (qpyNK)
Meanwhile, the British have finished scraping the barnacles off their rowboats; both of them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I AM SPARTCASS HOLE at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)
Is there a Navy ship escorting them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (qgHp7)
Oh no, we've disappointed Muldoon. And now he's denying us his essence.
Posted by: Whatever at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (GdPrf)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (uZlKQ)
I'd still fear being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Explosives are pretty uncaring in who they vaporize.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (zafwz)
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They say Kharg Island is nice this time of year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 11:00 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (wVcYX)
Most of them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:00 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Just like opinions at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: muldoon
At least you don't have to do this for a living.
How many assholes do we have on this blog, anyway?
All of them!
Posted by: Bob@NSA at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (E/qck)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)
Very cool. I'm just not sure anybody should know this though. It would have been a nice surprise. Oh helloooo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: craig at March 19, 2026 11:04 AM (1dUlh)
Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 12:43 PM (XodLO)
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Posted by: EBONY PORN at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (KgGc5)
The Morning Report — 3/19/26
On Wednesday night, the Washington Post reported that "U.S. officials detected unidentified drones above the Washington Army base where Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth live" and that those officials have not yet determined where they came from. . . One of the sources, who the newspaper says is a "senior administration official who spoke on the condition of anonymity" said that the military is currently monitoring threats more closely due to the "heightened alert level as the United States and Israel strike Iran." . . . Back in the fall, several news outlet reported that both men had moved to military bases, along with Donald Trump's Homeland Security advisor, Stephen Miller. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem also had to move to a military base. According to the Atlantic, other members of the administrative have as well.
Well we are at war with Iran, which, it cannot be stressed enough, has been at war with us for 47 years but the difference is we finally have a President who understands the threat to our national security and the peace of the world that an Islamic Iran poses. And with the usual fifth columnist backstabbers questioning the war and demanding to know what the President's "Exit Strategy" is, the exit strategy should be, and I thought was, Total Victory with the complete defanging of the Mullahs if not their utter collapse and the ascension of a government that is minimally a peaceful nation state that will no longer foment terrorism in the name of annihilating the USA and advancing Islam across the region and the globe. With that, the President's repudiation of the State of Israel over its attack on an Iranian oil field makes no sense at all in light of all the players involved.
“Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran,” Trump said. “A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen.” “Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility,” Trump added. “NO MORE ATTACK WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar – In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before.” . . . The South Pars gas field is the world’s largest natural gas reserve and is jointly operated by Iran and Qatar.Considering we have military bases in Qatar and they are putatively an ally, as well as the effect on world markets the crippling of this field would have, this might have something to do with Trump's response to Israel's attack. But that said, either we are in this to win it or what the hell are we doing in the first place? While we're on the subject of existential threats to the United States of America:
Democrats’ DHS funding blockade, framed as civil liberties, instead weakens core security agencies during wartime—exposing Americans while advancing an increasingly radical agenda. . . Financed in part by malign foreign powers who seek to defeat the United States, radical left activists have co-opted the Democrat Party. Rep. Brad Schneider of Illinois, head of the supposedly centrist New Democrat Coalition, typifies the illogic. “My concern about DHS is their absolute disregard of the Constitution and American citizens’ civil rights,” he said, adding, “So until we see officers who abuse citizens’ civil rights held to full account, until we restore full congressional oversight, I’m not giving another penny to ICE and CBP.”Have a great Day! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
. . . By providing the energy, funding, and activists who increasingly guide the Democrat Party, the Marxist wing has become its base, electing avowed Socialists including Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Zohran Mamdani, Rashida Tlaib, and more than 100 other officials. A Fox News survey released last week found record 38% support for socialism, including 66% of very liberal voters. Many Democrats are defunding Homeland Security because of the current Middle East war, not despite it. In their heavily refracted perspective, Iran is a peaceful nation that, as Sen. Mark Warner, top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, claims, poses no threat to America. To the Marxist wing and growing numbers of other Democrats, Iran balances the “genocidal” or “apartheid” regime in Israel. . . . . . Auric Goldfinger told James Bond that he didn’t want a dialogue; he wanted Bond to die. Likewise, the Marxist wing isn’t seeking compromise. It seeks to bring down American exceptionalism by replacing American history with the 1619 Project, action civics, and critical race theory. My center-left friends steadfastly want it to be true that radical leftists share common values with other Americans. They don’t.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS
- This is a developing story. I'm writing just after midnight (EDT) on Wednesday night, so hopefully, we'll know more on Thursday.
Unidentified Drones Fly Over Army Base Where Rubio and Hegseth Live
- The Duke lacrosse hoax showed how accusation can outpace evidence—and how media, politics, and grievance can turn fiction into “truth” with lasting damage.
The Ultimate Race Hoax
- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- Israeli defense minister Israel Katz authorized the IDF to assassinate senior Iranian officials 'once the circle closes on them'
Iranian Intelligence Minister Who Led Assassination Plots Against US Officials Eliminated In Israeli Strike, IDF Says
- A “source” reportedly confirmed to the Jerusalem Post that Israel had launched airstrikes on “facilities linked to Iran’s gas and oil industry.” The South Pars Gas Field is described as “the world’s largest natural gas reserve”
Trump Calls for Israel to Stop Attacks on Iran’s South Pars Gas Field
- The U.S. intelligence community cautions that the Islamist government remains relatively intact and, should it survive the current military operation, U.S. intelligence agencies believe it will “seek to begin a years-long effort to rebuild its military, missiles and UAV forces.”
Tulsi Gabbard Tells Senate that Trump’s Iran Strikes Are Strategic Success.
- "Were they building their offensive capabilities while they were negotiating with us?" Senator Mike Rounds asked.
CIA Director Lifts Lid On What Iran Was Quietly Building At Blistering Pace
- But seriously…
Joe Kent Quit Because Iran ‘Posed No Imminent Threat to Our Nation’
- The leaking probe predates Kent’s resignation over Iran war
Former Counterterror Chief Joe Kent Under FBI Probe For Leaking Classified Info* * * * * - It is only a matter of time before the widening cracks in the EU translate into open secessionist tendencies.
Built on Sand: The Iran War Puts Europe Under Pressure - Fear of nuclear proliferation has been a Trump theme for the last 40 years.
A puppet of Israel? Really?
- Disregard the warning signs at your own risk.
Machiavelli’s Warning for the Middle East CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - Democrats’ DHS funding blockade, framed as civil liberties, instead weakens core security agencies during wartime—exposing Americans while advancing an increasingly radical agenda.
The Marxist Wing of the Democrat Party
- Unless things change, a new dark age is upon us in the West.
A devolutionary war?
- America has a problem with transgender terrorists.
RAW EGG NATIONALIST: What are the odds? If 25% of the most radical Antifa terrorists are transgender, transgenderism must be treated as a terrorism risk. - New tax proposal matches home value of white homeowners.
Mamdani Proposes ‘White Homes’ Estate Tax
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - Despite the nature of the allegations, which are reportedly supported by hallway surveillance footage, the Fairfax County Public Schools principal, Georgina Aye, waited until March 12 to notify families. Her email described the incidents blandly as “the student touching students’ buttocks while they were transitioning in the hallways,” according to 7News.
Fairfax County Protecting Illegal Immigrant Charged With Groping At Least Dozen Girls
- A total of 50 countries now face the visa bond requirement, impacting regions across Africa, South Asia, the Caribbean, and Central Asia.
Trump Admin Imposes $15,000 Visa Bond on Foreign Nationals from 12 Countries.
- Border Czar Tom Homan: “Know the people we’re arresting are terrorizing communities, and that’s why we’re out there, putting our lives on the line to arrest people and take them off the street, make this country safer again.”
DHS has Arrested Over ‘7,800 Criminal Illegal Alien Gang Members’ Under Trump
- 50 countries. $15,000.
Can Visa Bonds End Tourism Mass Migration?
- Despite that the sheriffs have been elected by Republicans and appointed to the State Immigration Enforcement Council by Republican Gov. Ron De Santis and Republicans, the council members are collaborating on a letter to President Trump calling for a more liberal focus on immigration policy.
Florida Sheriffs Call for ‘Path to Citizenship’ for Illegal Migrants with Jobs
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - Gov. Gavin Newsom had a choice. When independent journalist Nick Shirley exposed over $170 million in suspected fraud in California's government-funded programs, he could have promised accountability. The fraud involved daycare centers, hospices, and adult care facilities billing taxpayers while allegedly delivering nothing. Newsom could have said his administration would investigate. . . Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) is calling out Newsom. "Why can't you celebrate any journalist or any activist doing that?" Fetterman asked during a podcast interview. "And Governor Newsom put out a disgusting video implying that he's a pedophile or he's that… why? That's kind of a smear. You want to disagree, but to imply that someone in one of the most gross kinds of terms like that — it's like, hey, shouldn't we agree, eliminate all the waste?
Democrat Senator Nukes Gavin Newsom Over His Creepy Smear of Nick Shirley
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - It’s not Patel’s fault that our foremost domestic counterterrorism agency has been degraded and politicized under his predecessors, but it’s his job to fix it fast and his defensiveness suggests a problem.
Miranda Devine: The FBI’s repeated non-answers on US terrorism attacks raises alarming red flags
- The decision reinstates employees, voids Kari Lake’s actions as acting CEO, and restores most USAGM and subagency operations and broadcasts.
Federal Judge Orders Voice of America to Reinstate Dismissed Staff, Resume Broadcasts. https://thenationalpulse.com/2026/03/18/senator-pushes-taxpayer-spending-transparency-as-part-of-anti-somali-fraud-drive/
- If anyone’s evoking ‘personal hostility,’ it’s rogue judges allowing their animus toward Trump to steer the outcome of cases before them.
Roberts Is More Bothered By Trump’s Attacks On Judges Than Judges’ Attacks On The Constitution
- A Southern California overpass “for everything from monarch butterflies to mountain lions” is overdue and over budget.
Gavin Newsom’s $114 Million Butterfly Bridge WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - How CAIR captured a major public school system.
Islam’s Classroom Takeover in Philly
- The Islamic initiative, an arm of IU's School of Philanthropy, organized multiple events with Istanbul-based nonprofit Hayat Yolu Association
Indiana University’s Muslim Philanthropy Gave Fundraising Advice to ‘Sham Charity’ Bankrolling Hamas
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED, AND OTHER ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY - The special guest of the Mayor at the breakfast was Mary Robinson, former Irish president and UN High Commissioner for Human Rights. “Her solidarity is many things: unwavering, sincere, and chief among them Irish," gushed Mamdani.
Mamdani Compares Irish Experience in America to 'Palestinian' 'Oppression'
- Rama Duwaji also boosted a post that said Tel Aviv ‘Shouldn’t exist in the first place’
Zohran Mamdani’s Wife Celebrated 'Palestinian' Terrorists, Including Plane Hijacker, In Social Media Posts From Early Adulthood SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
- James’ kangaroo-court win over Trump was set back big-time last year when an appeals court tossed Engoron’s near-$400-million fine as “excessive” and a violation of the Eighth Amendment; unless the state courts are completely corrupted, the entire verdict should be reversed in due course. Since this case otherwise stands as huge warning that doing business in New York exposes you to nakedly political lawfare, the state will be far better off when that reversal lands — ideally, with language harshly slamming James and Engoron for making a travesty of justice.
Turns out Mar-a-Lago wasn’t overvalued, Tish FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - Chat AI models aren’t actually thinking; they are mimicking thoughts, emotions, and intelligence.
Artificial, Not Intelligent THE ECONOMY, STUPID - The decision to hold the benchmark federal-funds rate steady in a range between 3.5 percent and 3.75 percent was approved on an 11 to 1 vote. Fed governor Stephen Miran, appointed to fill an unexpected vacancy last year, dissented.
Fed Holds Rates Steady
- The Fed mistakenly believes prosperity causes inflation.
The Fed Missed The Moment. Again.
- The Jones Act shouldn’t even exist.
Trump Waives Jones Act for 60 Days to Help Ease Gas Prices
- A country whose citizens depend on government for basics such as income, food, and shelter is going to have to make big changes.
America Can’t Be A Welfare State And A Republic At The Same Time CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Judge E. Grady Jolly made the law, not ideology, his North Star.
Remembering a Judge’s Judge RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - Honda cuts production of 3 EVs slated for the U.S. market and other car manufacturers adjust their production to the new market realities.
Electric Car Registrations in U.S. Plunge 41% as Gas-Powered Vehicles Gain Traction
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Harvard is emptying its campus of Jews, enrolling the smallest percentage since before World War II.
Harvard Won’t Explain Historic Decline in Jewish Enrollment - Under former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden, the department created the National Parents and Families Engagement Council ostensibly as a “partnership between parents and families, educators, district leaders, and entire school communities to support student success.” But behind the scenes, the short-lived council was composed of hand-picked activist organizations that focused on radical racial, gender and immigrant-focused ideologies. As Defending Education notes, “not a single right-of-center or conservative parent group was invited” to participate.
EXCLUSIVE: Biden Junta Conspired With Teachers Union-Tied Orgs To Shape Far-Left Parents Council, Docs Reveal
- Yet the school-choice movement is burning up the nation: Too many families are now wise to what a racket union-controlled public schools have become. Choice is no cure-all, but at least it gives students an escape from a monopoly system run with zero regard for their interests.
Teacher union greed is fueling a national demand for school choice
- More than half of the best 100 public schools in New York City as measured by performance on state math and English tests are charter schools, many of them located in poor neighborhoods and serving students that the city describes as economically disadvantaged.
EXCLUSIVE: Charter Schools Dominate New York City’s Top 100 Public Schools by Math and English Test Scores
- As Democrats' views shift, and fewer seek college degrees, can higher education survive?
College Education Flunks Out — By More Than 2-To-1, Voters Say It’s Not Worth It: I&I/TIPP Poll ABORTION - Nobody passed a robust statute protecting religious freedom for the purpose of ensuring people could use the law to kill their unborn children.
Indiana Court Murders The English Language And Law To Call Abortion ‘Religious Exercise’ SECOND AMENDMENT - The settlement arose from a lawsuit that was filed against California’s Marketing Firearms to Minors Law, which crossed into First Amendment territory by banning firearm advertisements.
California Agrees to Pay $1.3 Million Settlement for Unconstitutional Ban on Gun Advertising THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - Former Senate staffer Rachel Bovard says the Senate is at least talking, and that’s a March Madness miracle in and of itself.
To Save The SAVE America Act, GOP Senators ‘Need To Make This A Fistfight’
- Senate Democrats are currently blocking the SAVE America Act, which would require documentary proof of citizenship to register to vote and photo ID to cast a ballot. They insist the legislation is unnecessary, arguing noncitizen voting is already illegal.
22 Times Democrats Invited Noncitizens To Vote In U.S. Elections DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - In one bizarre line of questioning, for instance, once-rising Democrat star Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI), who delivered the response address to Trump’s address to Congress last year, claimed that the president is preventing the United States from free and fair elections and suggested he would “try and steal” another election in the future.
Democrats Turn Markwayne Mullin Confirmation Hearing into Debate on DHS Shutdown, 2020 Election, ICE POLITICS - What the leftist wipeout says about the temperature of the voters.
6 Squad Members, Including 2 Muslims, Lose in Illinois Dem Primaries
- While an extremely loud minority of Americans openly traffics in antisemitic rhetoric, most Americans continue to support Israel, and many back a hard line against Iran.
Pro-Israel Democrat Candidate Wins IL-02 Primary: ‘Social Media Is Not Real Life’
- Democrat Texas congressional candidate Bobby Pulido addressed criticism of his past behavior and social media posts by claiming his humor sometimes “doesn’t translate.” Pulido, an award-winning musician challenging incumbent Republican Rep. Monica De La Cruz, has a lengthy record of troubling past behavior.
Democrat Candidate Says He’s Not A Creepy Pervert, Just Mexican ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS - Israel issued evacuation orders two weeks ago for all Lebanese civilians living south of the Litani River, an area that comprises about one-eight of Lebanon’s territory. Hundreds of thousands of civilians responded to the order, but some refused to leave their homes, including some Christian villagers who felt they should have no part in Israel’s conflict with Hezbollah. Hezbollah militants have been known to lurk around Christian villages, viewing them as safe havens from Israeli airstrikes.
Israel Announces ‘Ground Operations’ in Lebanon as 1 Million+ Displaced FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - For over six decades, the disastrous communist policies of the Castro regime have forced Cubans to live through inhumane conditions of abject misery. The situation in Cuba has dramatically worsened in recent weeks after the rogue communists abruptly lost access to the virtually free oil it had been receiving for decades from the Venezuelan socialist regime following the United States’ arrest of dictator Nicolás Maduro on January 3, 2026.
Cuba’s Puppet President Miguel Díaz-Canel Vows ‘Unbreakable Resistance’ in Anti-Trump Rant
- Jan Jekielek told the Daily Caller about the scale and horror of the Chinese Communist Party’s (CCP) forced organ harvesting and the tactics they use to “other” religious minorities — including Christians.
‘Killed To Order’: Shining Light On CCP’s Forced Organ Harvesting
- After two-week lull, 16 Chinese aircraft entered Taiwan’s Air Defense Identification Zone. Meanwhile, Japanese diplomat underscores his nation’s support for Taiwan and Taiwan’s Premier visits Japan.
China’s Air Displays Fail to Deter Emerging Taiwan–Japan Alignment
- From Kabul to Tehran, Trump's message is clear.
America Has Her Swagger Back HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - After years of obscurity, the FDA’s new system could finally expose hidden harms and force long-overdue accountability on a medical establishment that operated without it.
MAHA Gets a (Figurative) Shot in the Arm With Updated Vaccine Injury Reporting System
- In opening Republicans up to a line of political attack on Medicare, Schweikert just made the task of the GOP retaining control of Congress more difficult.
Rep. David Schweikert Mindlessly Gives Democrats Ammo To Attack GOP On Medicare
- To prevent medical providers who have been abusing the system from losing their gravy train, Bill Cassidy would have seniors pay roughly $132 more per year.
Sen. Bill Cassidy Defends Medicare Scammers Over America’s Seniors ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - Even though scientists have known for more than a century that the Sun’s eleven-year cycle of flipping the polarity of its magnetic field is the fundamental cause of the sunspot cycle, they actually know very little about the dynamo that causes that magnetic field, as this study implies. They not only don’t have any understanding of the fundamental processes that creates that dynamo or causes it to flip polarity every eleven years, they still aren’t entirely sure where it is located within the Sun.
Solar scientists: We finally think we know the location of the Sun’s dynamo (Zombie Frank Zappa asks "does it hum?" - jjs)
- In other words, the data from these samples suggests that the formation of life on Earth was greatly aided by the deposition of these carbon molecules from asteroids onto the Earth. At the same time, some caution must be exercised.
Scientists detect the five chemicals that make up DNA/RNA inside Ryugu samples FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - A pro-LGB culture is deeply disturbed by the T. People you mostly wouldn’t agree with agree with you on this.
Transgender Skepticism Is The Ultimate Bipartisan Issue
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Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 07:12 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Whoopie's latest "date" at March 19, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2026 07:16 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 07:17 AM (Gk2Bn)
Government schools are run by people too stupid to do anything else.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 07:19 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: XTC at March 19, 2026 07:19 AM (6Uni8)
https://tinyurl.com/9wnuu63j
"You feel the dead hand of institutional prose, the stale plastic perfume of strategy decks, keynote speeches, marketing copy, HR memos, campaign emails, blog posts written by people who fear saying exactly what they mean."
Not a problem we have here, of course.
Posted by: sal at March 19, 2026 07:21 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 07:21 AM (xT8gx)
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Have you seen those commercials for some show about the FBI? Some agent tells us that as far as the FBI is concerned, no one is above the law. Yeah, real straight shooters, those guys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:22 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX)
I've got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 19, 2026 07:22 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 07:23 AM (n2tmY)
Posted by: Disordered And Confused at March 19, 2026 07:24 AM (I8rI8)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 19, 2026 07:24 AM (vvxQA)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 07:25 AM (1o8D5)
Gonna be a busy day, I fear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 07:25 AM (wzUl9)
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Even if we have to resist by candlelight!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:25 AM (ndZc7)
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Theory: Good cop, bad cop.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 07:27 AM (1o8D5)
Yes, but not in the form it's currently in. It would require doing away with general education requirements or at least paring it down significantly and focusing more on specialized degree programs. And you will need to get rid of the administrative bloat.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 07:27 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: sal at March 19, 2026 07:27 AM (f+FmA)
No one gives a sh*t judging by the steep decline in ratings.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:28 AM (XV/Pl)
That aside, don't overlook the two lane highway towns between the four lane cities you've mentioned.
Also, I don't know the status but there is, or was, a bill in the works to get rid of the property taxes. SB 488(?)
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026
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I'm not wedded to the idea of the Interstate routes. Maybe AAA can do me up a route. The old Federal highways are often a good deal of fun to drive, but I'd have to slow down for one town after another.
I thought that route to Salina included the toll highway of I-35, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 07:28 AM (wzUl9)
One of the things I am looking forward to once Cuba collapses is the arrest, trial, and swift execution of Joanne Chesimard.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 07:22 AM
she died September of last year
I gots no problem with digging her up and "executing" her on principle
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2026 07:28 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
I gots no problem with digging her up and "executing" her on principle
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2026 07:28 AM (tljrc)
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Aw, shucks.
*sulks*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 07:23 AM (n2tmY)
I used up 2 livers while donating my sperm to lesbian Melissa Etheridge and her turkey baster. Just think what I could have done with a 3rd liver.
Posted by: Zombie David Crosby, Dirt Bag at March 19, 2026 07:32 AM (I8rI8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 07:34 AM (xT8gx)
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Haytham Kaafarani
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
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What? Pyongyang wasn't available?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:34 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 07:34 AM (rIXF2)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
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Just write it off.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)
Kansas Route 400 and US 56 and 77 avoids tolls. You only need the last bit on I-70.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Science 'n' Tech at March 19, 2026 07:36 AM (oftw2)
Good. Hopefully more rubble to come.
Posted by: Bombs Away! at March 19, 2026 07:37 AM (I8rI8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 07:37 AM (5yXI+)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 07:34 AM (rIXF2)
Angela Davis is a prof in Berkeley.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2026 07:37 AM (x0n13)
Don't know Arkansas but get into SE Kansas, angle over to 75 to Topeka, then I-70 to Salina. No tolls.
Rand McNally is your friend.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 07:39 AM (Gk2Bn)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 07:21 AM (xT8gx)
I'll await a rationale for the attack on the gas field. It seems an unnecessary escalation/provocation right now, when the goal should be elsewhere, IMO. Targets such as militia, rocket, missile, and drones production and operations, and leadership should be unanimously agreeable goals.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 07:39 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Most people at March 19, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Orange Flavor 1947 at March 19, 2026 07:40 AM (oftw2)
Annalena Baerbock
@UN_PGA
Across the world, Muslims continue to face discrimination, hostility, and even violence because of their faith. This must change.
Discrimination or hatred directed at any community because of its religion has no place in our society.
Today, marking the International Day to Combat Islamophobia, we reaffirm our commitment to dignity, tolerance, and mutual respect.
Standing up against Islamophobia is not only about defending one religious community. It is about defending our shared humanity.
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John Cleese responds.
John Cleese
@JohnCleese
I think it's some of the stuff about beheading people they disagree with that puts impartial observers off
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Gosh, John, only yesterday you were all multi culti.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:42 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 07:42 AM (rIXF2)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:44 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Little Apple at March 19, 2026 07:44 AM (oftw2)
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I'd like some examples of where they face violence. Even discrimination and hostility, because most people seem frightened to death to say the wrong thing about these savages.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2026 07:44 AM (qBdHI)
I don't know 400, where it would hit 56, but I know 56 and 77.
That's another good route.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 07:44 AM (Gk2Bn)
As Democrats' views shift, and fewer seek college degrees, can higher education survive?
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"As travelers' views shift, and fewer people seek to purchase horses, can buggy manufacturers survive?"
That's an imperfect analogy, because buggy manufacturers weren't a gang of borderline retarded, morally bankrupt perverts.
But the point stands - not everything from the past needs to be the norm forever.
If you want a buggy for your horse, you can still get one. Just ask the Amish.
And if you want to spend the wealth of Croesus on a parchment that certifies you as an unemployable Communist sodomite, then you'll be able to do that, too.
But no, of course this stupid product won't continue to be widely sold for much longer, because it shouldn't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 07:45 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:45 AM (W8qJN)
You may be a surgeon. But you're an idiot.
OTOH, I've got some great investment opportunities for you...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:45 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 07:47 AM (rIXF2)
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Say what you will about Bill, he proved me wrong. I thought NYC couldn't do worse than him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:48 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:42 AM (ndZc7)
He may be arguing in his spare time.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 07:48 AM (dK+Kv)
Junction City, just outside to Ft. Riley, caters to junior enlisted personnel. The woke city of Manhattan is preferred by senior enlisted and officers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Weakly Reader at March 19, 2026 07:49 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 07:50 AM (BI5O2)
China. They are imprisoned and raped and forced to work in the rare earth mines for fun and profit.
One of the things China does right.
Posted by: Islam Is The Devil's Religion at March 19, 2026 07:50 AM (I8rI8)
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Seeing your country literally handed over on a silver platter to muslim scum probably shined some light in his eyes.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 07:51 AM (rIXF2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 07:51 AM (gm9Sb)
I think this justifies the war even more; they were always meant to be used offensively. But now there’s no longer any question of a negotiated end; this is a fight to the death, Iran won’t allow it to be anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 07:53 AM (Li94Y)
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How's that cowardice working out for you, Keir Starmer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:53 AM (ndZc7)
And yet, Earth Day 2026 (theme Our Power, Our Planet) goes on, Ira Einhorn notwithstanding.
Good morning, horde!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 07:53 AM (wVcYX)
I'mma going out on a limb here and suggest that perhaps, just maybe, the aforementioned may be... not telling the entire truth.
Or he's just full of shiite...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
58 That Front page mag article on Mamdani's taxing whitey is something else. He has every intention to follow through on them taking it up the shorts. They're about to get killed with taxes just for basically being a homeowning white family. Maybe more of them should've come out to vote against this foul pig.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI)
It’s always refreshing to see people get exactly what they voted for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 07:55 AM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 07:56 AM (BI5O2)
Between Allen and Griffith, Northview and Casement was a farm field. Right behind my backyard.
Blue Hills shopping center to the lake was country.
I'd ride my bike to Rocky Ford or the outlet to fish.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 07:56 AM (Gk2Bn)
Chile Begins Construction of Wall on Border With Peru to Stop Illegal Migrants
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I'm gonna tell the Pope on you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 07:56 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 07:57 AM (gm9Sb)
A 5" gun oughta do it...
Oh, wait.
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Heap Big Lizzy Warren at March 19, 2026 07:58 AM (vFG9F)
You may be a surgeon. But you're an idiot.
OTOH, I've got some great investment opportunities for you...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:45 AM (XuXeR)
Apparently, multiple people posted the same apartment story...so it's a bot story and/or an Op story...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 07:59 AM (tOcjL)
You mean Downtown Beruit isn't a summer paradise?
*logs into expedia account to cancel plans*
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:01 AM (XuXeR)
El Presidente Rubio is coming whether he likes it or no. Diaz-Canel just became the Democrat front-runner for 2028 though.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:01 AM (NqGS/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 08:01 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Mo Hamhead at March 19, 2026 08:02 AM (vFG9F)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2026 08:03 AM (53oGX)
¿Como se dice "you eventually run out of other peoples' money"?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 08:03 AM (gbOdA)
It all started with the Mcleans of Virginia. Bull Run and Appomattox...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013.
Wait, his first name is literally "Hate Them"? Is that even a valid Islamic name or are the hoaxers just going full Durka Durka?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:03 AM (NqGS/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 08:04 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 07:21 AM (xT8gx)
Leadership has been crippled; it has made them more intransigent. Not surprising, the entire apparatus is fanatical criminals who seek only murder and a perceived need for revenge.
This is much like fighting the 3rd Reich in the spring of 1945; they are going to fight until the last bunker with the last group of leaders in it is blown up. We cannot just kill some of them, we have to kill everyone who holds any position in the military or their government. Fortunately we can do that, but it means that this war is not yet close to ending.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:04 AM (Li94Y)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 08:01 AM (xT8gx)
His Mogadishu summer vacation dream house got leveled in October 1993. This guy has the worst luck!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)
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How about all pork lunches?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 08:05 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)
It gets worse, he had a 7 acre mansion in Tripoli when Hillary came to town.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:05 AM (NqGS/)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:06 AM (NqGS/)
Posted by: Top-shelf Surgeon at March 19, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
Come for the weather, stay for the Bar-B-Que!
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:07 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:08 AM (TnT/0)
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For who?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 08:09 AM (ndZc7)
The fact that Mamdani 's wife posted and likes racist and pro Islamic stuff should surprise no one. The fact that the Cuomo , Adams and Sliwa campaigns didn't pick it up is pathetic.
The fact that the news media didn't find it shows they are complicent.
This summer is going to be nasty in big, blue cities
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 08:12 AM (YsPj+)
This is much like fighting the 3rd Reich in the spring of 1945; they are going to fight until the last bunker with the last group of leaders in it is blown up. We cannot just kill some of them, we have to kill everyone who holds any position in the military or their government. Fortunately we can do that, but it means that this war is not yet close to ending.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:04 AM (Li94Y)
If that is true, then alas I'm somewhat pessimistic. Because the Nazi's only surrendered when the Soviet war machine fought house-to-house in Berlin (at tremendous cost). The American public won't put up with that kind of operation... heck, I don't want that. I want us to pound the shit out of them and kill some many leaders from the air that they give up. I can see that happening...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 08:12 AM (xT8gx)
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Rape. Rape is a perfectly adequate word. Why do we go along with the destruction of language?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 08:12 AM (rIXF2)
It all started with the Mcleans of Virginia. Bull Run and Appomattox...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)
His great-great grandfather lost the family's palatial estates in Galveston, TX 1900 and in San Francisco 1906. Then there's the ancestor who was building out the family compound in Chicago 1871 . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 08:13 AM (wVcYX)
I see the next step is targeting the 31 regional HQs of the Mosaic Defense scheme. At some point, no missile or launcher replacements are available, the leaders that can add targeting coordinates to those missiles are dead, and the storage sites are hit with deep penetrator bombs.
Sucks to be them. They can't stop the air forces of the US of A and the IDF.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 08:14 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 08:14 AM (BI5O2)
Really? So everything that Israel does, even though it may be contrary to the interests of the United States…makes no sense at all?
This is the kind of crap that really pisses people off. Israel seems to be going off their own battle plan. It appears they were eliminating personnel we don’t have on the target list. Witness how our CiNC responded to some reports. Now they attack infrastructure that we had been careful to preserve so a transition to a different Iranian government would be easier and wouldn’t have the detrimental economic effects.
But yeah, it makes no sense or something. That’s probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Posted by: That Guy at March 19, 2026 08:14 AM (zw+xd)
“Democrat Candidate Says He’s Not A Creepy Pervert, Just Mexican”
I don’t like his leftist politics, but if you know any Mexicans, he’s not wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:14 AM (Li94Y)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013.
Wait, his first name is literally "Hate Them"? Is that even a valid Islamic name or are the hoaxers just going full Durka Durka?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:03 AM (NqGS/)
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In Hebrew, his last name, depending on how you pronounce it, can be Ka'afar Anni - "I am like dust" - or Kaf'r Anni - "I am an infidel."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 08:15 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:15 AM (TnT/0)
The AI-Team
AI View To A Kill
Match Game AI
The King And AI
Now to work on my AI pitches.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:15 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: That Guy at March 19, 2026 08:14 AM (zw+xd)
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You are correct, sir.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 08:16 AM (1o8D5)
So thousands of people knew of this but have to support their socialist leader(s). And what culture takes their 13 year old daughters to be raped?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 08:17 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:14 AM (Li94Y)
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ESTA NOCHE EN SABADO GIGANTE!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:19 AM (TnT/0)
So thousands of people knew of this but have to support their socialist leader(s). And what culture takes their 13 year old daughters to be raped?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 08:17 AM (gbOdA)
Chavez hated illegals. So, after years of coverup for him, now that the D party is all about illegals as the topmost victim group, he needs to go. It's truly that simple.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 08:19 AM (tOcjL)
Right? That's gross, it should be 13 year old sons.
Posted by: Tim Walz at March 19, 2026 08:19 AM (sabhw)
The AI-Team
AI View To A Kill
Match Game AI
The King And AI
Now to work on my AI pitches.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:15 AM (vFG9F)
Also consider -
AI Claudius
AI Spy
AICE Station Zebra
AInception
AIndependence Day
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mo Hamhead at March 19, 2026 08:20 AM (vFG9F)
… except the Irish aren’t nearly as stupid
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:20 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 08:15 AM
Interesting. Thanks!
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:21 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at March 19, 2026 08:21 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 08:17 AM (gbOdA)
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When capacocha ceremonies just don't do it for you anymore.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 08:21 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)
A Vox piece says the insect‑farming boom that once promised to transform food systems with eco‑friendly protein is now faltering, with many startups failing or collapsing after receiving hundreds of millions in investment. Ynsect, which was one of the sector’s biggest players, entered judicial liquidation after struggling financially, despite raising over $500 million. This highlights deep economic challenges in the industry.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:22 AM (EHbhi)
There it is again! Let’s use vague, mealy mouth euphemisms, seven words when one will do. “Rape” as a description works here, gets the point across.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 08:23 AM (rIXF2)
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down
AI Mickey Mouse Club has entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2026 08:23 AM (pVpM4)
Most platforms censor the word "rape" now, which is why everyone on YouTube calls it "grape".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:24 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)
Which leads to the following - was there ever actually half a billion dollars (or was that just PR), and if so, where (who's pockets) did half a billion dollars go?
Beuller?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)
… these folks need to ask themselves ..
Who do I represent/work for ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:24 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: Old Ways Are Best at March 19, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)
The AI-Team
AI View To A Kill
Match Game AI
The King And AI
Now to work on my AI pitches.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:15 AM (vFG9F)
Also consider -
AI Claudius
AI Spy
AICE Station Zebra
AInception
AIndependence Day
Posted by: Count de Monet
My AI Stepmom Got Stuck In The Dryer
My AI Stepmom Got Stuck In The Dryer. Again
My AI Stepmom Doesn't Come For The Drying
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:25 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:22 AM (EHbhi)
I want to see anyone who ever worked for, or invested in a company called “Ynsect” to be strapped to a JDAM and dropped on Iran.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:26 AM (Li94Y)
Posted by: rickb223
Patience, grasshopper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2026 08:26 AM (pVpM4)
Posted by: Ian S.
And unalived and SA (sexual assault)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:26 AM (EHbhi)
Who do I represent/work for ?"
The "government".
You and me? Not so much.
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
… these folks need to ask themselves ..
Who do I represent/work for ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:24 AM (TnT/0)
Exactly!
Again!!
Posted by: Zombie Herb Brooks at March 19, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX)
This year, there are so many Democrats running that they could end up completely fracturing the Democrat vote and sending two Republicans to the final race, which would be absolutely hilarious.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:28 AM (TnT/0)
My AI Stepmom Got Stuck In The Dryer. Again
My AI Stepmom Doesn't Come For The Drying
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:25 AM (EHbhi)
LOL +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)
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which it was not; they are playing a game with the media and so called pundits, and keeping Islamic regime off balance
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 08:28 AM (GD0B3)
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This is totally real, yo! He spent 7 years to buy a small apartment in a city where a penthouse probably costs $376 in USD.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 08:29 AM (+pKCR)
They believe the US will walk away if this drags on too long. So do the Russians and Chinese who are supporting Iran. It’s why they are providing targeting of oil facilities and infrastructure.
And they may be right.
Israel knows this too. Smoking the gas field was part of trying to squeeze the Iranians and create some short term pressure. It probably won’t work and it angered a lot of people who were aligned with them. I can tell you it was also a surprise to many people who matter. It was a badly calculated move.
Thankfully it looks like CiNC will stay the course. We will continue capability degradation and keep decaffeinating people. There are still a lot of Basij and other goons walking around. They are still lighting off some of their better missiles. That’s should and will be our focus.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 08:29 AM (E24OL)
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The number of state actors that didn't interfere with one or more of our elections is much shorter than the list of those that did. In total. Not just 2020.
In 2020 known state actors that actively interfered include Venezuela, Iran, China and all time champ, Russia.
* Given that we do likewise, globally, this isn't a surprise.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 08:29 AM (AkEZC)
So one side of the contract is to work, invest, and build things that can be taxed by government.
The other side of the contract is to receive food, shelter, and medical care.
The one side lives by thousands of written and unwritten rules that are required for work, investing, and building things that can be taxed by government.
What is the Other Sides responsibility?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 08:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:31 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:31 AM (sabhw)
JOHN FETTERMAN: "We don't have one ... Right now our party is governed by the TDS."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)
Judge Jeffrey Bryan, appointed to the bench in Minnesota by the Biden administration in 2023, is refusing to recuse himself from an ongoing habeas case involving immigration enforcement, according to court documents. The Department of Justice (DOJ) had requested Bryan walk away from the case, questioning his impartiality given his marriage to Minnesota Solicitor General Liz Kramer, who is leading a lawsuit against the Trump administration’s Operation Metro Surge.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:32 AM (TnT/0)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 08:33 AM (+pKCR)
The challenge being, of course, how long can that industry keep milking taxpayers/debt?
It's similar to the EV idiocy - a few gubbment types "decide" to force their worldview on the rest of us, a few billion dollars gets tossed about, and *presto*, there's a new "market" and "industry", all built on BS and USAID coin.
$39 Trillion in Debt, baby! Who's up for $40T Day?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR)
https://tinyurl.com/5n88jex6
Outrage? I haven't seen one comment that does not support this needed action.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:33 AM (abIsI)
I agree; it’s past time to start eliminating all
Military bases, all barracks throughout Iran. The War Dept says we have hit 6,000 specific targets so far, a huge number. But that may only be half, or less than half, of what the ultimate total will need to be before this can be over.
This is a real war now, and it’s not close to ending yet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:34 AM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 08:34 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at March 19, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:35 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:31 AM (wVcYX)
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So what's another 7 years?
Posted by: Laban at March 19, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
It's a club. And you ain't in it.
*i chuckle at the "he's the first Latino* crap. Dude's "latino" like I'm "an NBA Center"...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 08:37 AM (GD0B3)
Thirteen? How ugly is she? -- Derka Derka Jones
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 08:38 AM (viF8m)
Bluegill and redear (shell crackers for you southern folks) love em some crickets and grasshoppers.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gk2Bn)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
Sorry, pal. Yer pays yer money and yer takes yer chances. Next player!
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2026 08:39 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Li94Y)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 08:40 AM (GD0B3)
Pending Nominations
There are 9 nominees currently pending for various judicial positions.
7 Article III nominees are awaiting a hearing with the Senate Judiciary Committee.
4 Article III nominees are awaiting a confirmation vote in the full U.S. Senate.
It would be an epic fail if they don't get these positions filled by the midterms.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 08:40 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:41 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 08:33 AM (+pKCR
The man who wrote it has 6 fingers on each hand.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 08:42 AM (Li94Y)
Do you have any idea how expensive it is to construct a series of cricket nightclubs so we can get them to pair off and make baby crickets? I almost have to forego buying my second Lamborghini. -- CEO of Ynsect
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:42 AM (XuXeR)
Maybe they should fuck off and go take better care of the country's defense.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 08:43 AM (uFcrg)
They stink on ice...
/
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Rocket Surgeon at March 19, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:31 AM (wVcYX)
https://youtu.be/Rh5kuxnDUc8
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)
>> President Donald Trump said Wednesday the U.S. “knew nothing” about Israel’s strike on a major Iranian gas field, but warned the U.S. would “blow up the entirety” of the site if Iran struck Qatar’s LNG gas facility again.
Yup. We are on the same page.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 08:47 AM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 08:38 AM (viF8m)
There may be so much aerial activity over Iran that it would take too long to develop a daily mission-by-mission Israeli and US deconfliction plan. And once created may not provide much flexibility to add targets and assign forces, in real-time. The daily joint deconfliction plan may be simply be a straight line with a buffer zone on either side. The line moves daily, as needed. My guess.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2026 08:47 AM (5rh/l)
Spanish Congress Rejects Pedro Sánchez’s Mass Amnesty Plans
Maybe there's a chance for Spain. Nah.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:50 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)
We had people in the comments calling it a quagmire by the Monday after the bombing started.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:31 AM (wVcYX)
https://youtu.be/Rh5kuxnDUc8
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
Catchy tune. But my Leah was much more like Rosa DeLauro. Now I'm having PTSD flashbacks to that wedding night moment.
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:51 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rocket Surgeon at March 19, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)
Kharg would be a good name for a Klingon commander...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2026 08:51 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Laban at March 19, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rocket Surgeon at March 19, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)
Kharg would be a good name for a Klingon commander...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton a
The Wrath of Kharg.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:53 AM (abIsI)
Believe it Jack. You are a smart guy. At some point there are divergent national interests. The battle plan has been open and opportunistic. Israel sees destroying infrastructure as something that will shorten the conflict because they know at some point the US will walk away and let what will be, be. It’s their neighborhood and they see things differently. We disagree. That’s all.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 08:53 AM (IJqrQ)
Haytham Kaafarani
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
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You're fucking dumbass for deciding to TRAVEL to and stay in an area where stupid shit happens because of 7th century savages. My GAS meter register zero shits for you.
I'd GAS if this happened to you in bumphuck, Idaho.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 19, 2026 08:54 AM (QVmho)
Maybe. But it's not like they hit a random missile launcher. They hit the biggest natural gas field in the world that is jointly owned by Great Satan Iran and Lesser Satan Qatar. I would think that place was discussed regularly because of the impact of any attack both financially and militarily.
Qatar has to be the most duplicitous "partner" we have and the Israelis have their own issues with them for hosting Iran's terror proxies for years. Lots of attacks against Israel were planned and run from Qatar and if you remember Israel went after some of the leaders of Hamas in Qatar and Trump gave them a wrist slap for that as well.
Seems more like plausible deniability to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 08:55 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)
@ImMeme0
Illegal Mexican national charged with laundering millions in narcotics trafficking money
Jose Alonso Paramo Arguello, 45, used his three businesses in Oregon to funnel narcotics trafficking proceeds to Mexico. He reportedly broke transactions into smaller amounts and used fake names and addresses to conceal the true source of the funds.
Over two years, he transferred more than $13 million in wire transfers of $500 or more to Mexico.
He has been ordered detained pending a further court proceeding scheduled for March 23, 2026.
https://tinyurl.com/4929dubw
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (DgMqy)
Annalena Baerbock
@UN_PGA
Across the world, Muslims continue to face discrimination, hostility, and even violence because of their faith.
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No they don't dumbass. They face discrimination and potential violence because no sane person trusts them to not go 'splodey, stabby, or jihadi.
Why don't you house a five man group of 20 year olds in your own house with your own pre-teen daughter instead of calling me out as a biggot.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (QVmho)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (QiH4I)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Laban at March 19, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
She did not, in fact, have the huge tracts of land that I labored mightily for you for 7 years. Another land swindle operation.
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 08:57 AM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: Where my EBT card at? at March 19, 2026 08:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)
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You fvcked up, you trusted me.
Posted by: Laban at March 19, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)
Hegseth : "Today will be the largest strike package yet.”
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)
Codenamed Operation Paolo?
Posted by: The Paolo at March 19, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)
22 losers will compete on national television for the chance to marry a single mom of 3 who cheated on her previous husband and has an open domestic assault case against her.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:59 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: runner a
Taking out all the sandal factories?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:59 AM (abIsI)
Bessent : "Treasury Secretary Bessent says the future of Kharg Island as a potential U.S. asset remains uncertain, adding “we’ll see."
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (YsPj+)
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I'm okay with that
and it's not a faith, it's a manifesto
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Both things can be true. Israel wanted to hit the gas fields and Trump didn't but he agreed to let Israel make the attack and then pretend to be aghast for political reasons.
I just find it hard to believe that right in the middle of a joint mission that is obviously extremely well coordinated Israel decided to go YOLO.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:59 AM (abIsI)
flying carpet factory
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 08:57 AM (IJqrQ)
Missed opportunity to name it Al Udead.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
Fucking donkey trying to drag everyone into a world war. Allies communicate their intentions to go to war, before going to war! Now that the war has turned to shit, after bad mouthing and applying tarrifs to allies, want allies on board? 🙄
He has simply lost all respect from the rest of the world because of the constant betrayal and discourse he’s been dishing out.
From the body language & tone I can decipher he seemed like he really wanted no part of it. Kushner & Co. the Israeli agents, and the Christian Zionists etc. have been in his ear have been whispering in his ear for a long time.
Lol, he thinks we have troops on Germany and Japan for German and Japanese interests? How is such a stupid man president?
Threatens Greenland then demands we send the boats we would need to defend Greenland somewhere they'll likely get sunk. He thinks we're as stupid as him.
You occupy these countries, they would much rather you leave.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 09:01 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:01 AM (dcz8F)
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This is WAPOO speak for what we are now going to say is democrap propaganda and anti Trump propaganda.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:01 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)
“Willing and able."
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:02 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:02 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Uncle Laban. at March 19, 2026 09:02 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)
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You fvcked up, you trusted me.
Posted by: Laban at March 19, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)
So Laban was like a lot of their weird ewetub thots wearing ridiculous falsies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:03 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:02 AM (abIsI)
3.79 gas here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:04 AM (bss/y)
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"DENIED!"
/US District Clown Judge and DeFacto POTUS and ChiComm Bitch Bozoberg
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:05 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (YsPj+)
I do believe a war can be won with air power alone; and it’s worthwhile to reduce the attackers casualties. But doing things by air only probably *increases* the numbest of casualties that must be inflicted before the end. No one will surrender to an air campaign until the entire country surrender, there will be no prisoners. It’s an all or nothing effort.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 09:05 AM (Li94Y)
So you're saying I've got a chance...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:59 AM
This is so perfect as a description of modern dating that I refuse to believe it wasn’t written by a red pill guy. Her previous husband should DNA test the kids for added hilarity.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 09:05 AM (QZThv)
NOT A SINGLE ONE got it right. They pointed to Bulgaria, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia!
These exact people sit in cozy offices, dictating Middle East policy and appeasing the Islamic Republic, while lacking basic geography skills.
And YES, throughout their 47 years of appeasement, this terror regime has slaughtered our brightest stars!
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:06 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 08:59 AM (abIsI)
flying carpet factory
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)
I saw a video of one of them flying carpet fighters in a dogfight with an F-35.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)
22 losers will compete on national television for the chance to marry a single mom of 3 who cheated on her previous husband and has an open domestic assault case against her.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 08:59 AM (EHbhi)
******
Prediction: There is a 0% chance that the relationship lasts with the guy she chooses.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 09:06 AM (NpAcC)
This isn’t real though, correct? It’s a comedy thing from the Babylon Bee, right?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2026 09:06 AM (Nh0yW)
Posted by: Jacob at March 19, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)
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You fvcked up, you trusted me.
Posted by: Laban at March 19, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)
So Laban was like a lot of their weird ewetub thots wearing ridiculous falsies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:03 AM (bss/y)
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The Coldest Profession In The World?
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:06 AM (Zaug7)
Tweet continues, “‘Harvard’s Jewish undergraduate enrollment stands at 7 percent today, the lowest level recorded since before World War II and the lowest of any Ivy League institution with reliable data. That is roughly half what it was a decade ago, and less than a third of the 25 percent share Jewish students held for much of the latter twentieth century. Among well-documented peer institutions, no school has seen a steeper recent-decade decline.’ In the hearing heard around the world from 2023, I pressed Harvard’s former president Gay on this matter and it was essentially shrugged off as you can see from this testimony. I strongly believe the antisemitism does not just impact students on campus at Harvard; it shapes admissions. Worth a rewatch.”
This is actually good. It means parents and kids are actually thinking 'why send/go my kid to a school where they are going to get harassed because they 'look Jewish?' And maybe, just maybe, they'll go to a school where they won't turn into a good commie drone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:07 AM (bss/y)
LOLGF muzzie "surgeon"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 09:07 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 09:08 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Sad! at March 19, 2026 09:08 AM (Qf50x)
Steppenwolf hardest hit?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 09:08 AM (QZThv)
"Chooses"
Heh.
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:02 AM (abIsI)
3.79 gas here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah. $76.50 for regular fill up this morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:09 AM (EHbhi)
“This media here—not all of it, but much of it—wants you to think, just 19 days into this conflict, that we are somehow spinning toward an endless abyss, or a ‘forever war,’ or a quagmire.
NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH.
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 09:09 AM (ZxPkt)
… except the Irish aren’t nearly as stupid
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 08:20 AM (TnT/0)
Hmmm....
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 09:09 AM (g8Ew8)
Smart kids not going to Harvard is a win for everyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 09:09 AM (QZThv)
LOLGF muzzie "surgeon"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
That's a whole lot of chickens in payment.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:10 AM (EHbhi)
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Cucker Qatarlson's bank statement hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:11 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: Nasser Aftab's House of Carpets, Route 17 at March 19, 2026 09:11 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:07 AM (bss/y)
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It looks like you are talking about applicants, and the article talks about matriculation. If Jewish kids are not applying, and instead are applying to other schools, that's different than Harvard deciding it doesn't want Jewish students, and denying them admission at discriminatory rates. I wonder which has happened.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 09:11 AM (PbpFY)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2026 09:11 AM (3Ope8)
… except the Irish aren’t nearly as stupid
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I have news for you...
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:11 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 09:08 AM (YsPj+)
Cheaters cheat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:11 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 09:12 AM (ZxPkt)
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I estimate our chances at 33.33, repeating of course.
Leeeeroooooy JenKINS!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 09:12 AM (HXT0k)
Iranian leaders call the US the “Great Satan” and burn effigies of President Trump in the streets, but that doesn’t stop them from sending their kids here to learn — and to teach.
Children of regime leaders and bigwigs are at prestigious universities across the US, including the University of Massachusetts, New York’s Union College and George Washington University, The Post can reveal.
Sources said allowing people linked to the regime to assume such influential positions could present a threat to US values.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2026 09:12 AM (9U6Wl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:10 AM (EHbhi)
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"it all depends upon you definition of chicks."
/obligatory Bubba
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:12 AM (Zaug7)
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includes underground, fully equipped bunkers! the best of Chinese technology !
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:13 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 09:13 AM (YsPj+)
Like maybe bringing down who/what was behind their installation in the first place?
There's a utube channel that has an interesting take. Just another wacko, conspiracy theory of course but if you go there and search - promethean updates it was deliberate - you might go hmmm.
16 min. Includes outtakes from Rubio's Munich speech.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 09:13 AM (Gk2Bn)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:14 AM (XuXeR)
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Ask Japan.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:15 AM (xvV+O)
https://shorturl.at/A3oNW
Posted by: weather update at March 19, 2026 09:15 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2026 09:12 AM (9U6Wl)
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I'm surprise that the Degenerate Matter "state" of Califzuela hasn't renamed itself Chavezvuela yet.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:16 AM (Zaug7)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
The thing is, a lot of them CAN'T mount an operation. It is not just a matter of being whiny commie naysayers.
I did think it was hilarious to see Argentina is sending two frigates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:16 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Green with Envy at March 19, 2026 09:16 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (bss/y)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
.. definitely avoid the buildings with the "Hezbollah Inside" label
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: M. Knopfler at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sad! at March 19, 2026 09:15 AM (DR7Cw)
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Yes, it's always the Jooos screaming "Death to The Great Satan America and the Little Satan Israel!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (Zaug7)
Aged like fine cottage cheese... in a Houston summer day.
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (XuXeR)
South Pars is a large facility. Only certain parts of it were attacked/destroyed.
*shrugs* The facility might be crippled, but it's not "destroyed."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (QiH4I)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:18 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: M. Knopfler at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
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Well-played.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:18 AM (Zaug7)
… except the Irish aren’t nearly as stupid
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I have news for you...
Posted by: runner
Out- In-breeding
In- Breeding like rabbits (at least pre-WWII)
What can you say about the Irish now? They're just more soft, weak, culturally suicidal Europeans at this point, but more prone to sunburn and with a higher BAC than the average.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 09:18 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:18 AM (GD0B3)
Aged like fine cottage cheese... in a Houston summer day.
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (XuXeR)
Like potato salad sitting in someone's trunk on a fine July day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:18 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:01 AM (dcz8F)
It makes me wonder why I stopped drinking. Even close to passed-out drunk I'd be smarter.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 09:18 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: lin-duh
What muddies the DNA waters? The lady claiming she had two kids from Chavez?
Supposedly married his brother and had four.
And no one noticed she was pregnant with the first two.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (EHbhi)
@SecScottBessent
In the coming days, we may unsanction the Iranian oil that's on the water. It's about 140 million barrels, so depending how you count it, that's 10 days to 2 weeks of supply, that the Iranians had been pushing out, that would have all gone to China. In essence, we'd be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians to keep the price down for the next 10 or 14 days, as we continue this campaign. So, we have lots of lever
https://tinyurl.com/3btvz4bn
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: So there's that at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (d6BF2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (abIsI)
LOLGF muzzie "surgeon"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 09:07 AM (HXT0k)
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An engineer who works for me, a citizen originally from Beirut (a Christian) owns an apartment in Beirut his mother lives in and he bought a family beach house from his parents, up north somewhere. Of course, until Hezbollah was organized by Iran, the traditional split in Lebanon was a third Christian, a third Muslim and a third Druze or other. Now a lot of Christians have fled to Europe or elsewhere, but there are still plenty there. As you know, Lebanon was always a vacation spot, a little like Dubai or Abu Dhabi is today.
So its not surprising to me he owns a place there, and also that he might be a little pissed off to see it destroyed. Blame Hezbollah buddy. Go ask them for compensation.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (qJHaI)
Still eating, drinking, tail wagging, walking on the leg with a bad limp.
He's almost 15. I'm letting the vet decide about end of life.
I'll carry him around for a few days if this is temporary and he just needs meds and rest. We'll see.
Later.....
Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Green with Envy at March 19, 2026 09:16 AM (oftw2)
WHAT THE FUCK
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (dcz8F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:17 AM (bss/y)
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So it's now become a fart thread?
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Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (Zaug7)
==
are islands on water ?? asking for a friend...
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:20 AM (GD0B3)
Be funnier if DTS says they'll escort Queer Starmer's carrier.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2026 09:20 AM (3Ope8)
Who knows? I don't, but -
>Fact Sheet: President DJT Secures Historic $1.2 Trillion Economic Commitment in Qatar, The White House, May 14, 2025
>US-Qatar Business Council, Forging the link with Qatar, America's strongest partner in the Gulf.
Members include, but are not limited to, ConocoPhillips, ExxonMibil, Qatar Airways, Qatar Energy, Boeing, Excelerate Energy, LuLu, MetLife, Palantir, Golden Pass LNG, Visa, and several more.
>In the meantime, and more locally: CBS News:' Why are electricity bills so high in Pennsylvania? An energy analyst explains.' Mar. 18, 2026, CBS Ptbg
Absolute BS - imo - but who was the energy analyst with? Third Way, an energy think tank based in D.C. reported to be a "center-left think-tank and advocacy organization" funded through private donations, yada yada, and donor advised funds (DAFs), such as the Rachel Pritzker-backed fund.
"Winning the Middle" Fighting for the opportunity, so everyone has the chance to earn a good life; progress on social issues, so all have the freedom to live the lives they choose; and security, so we are protected from 21st century global threats.
Continued -
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 19, 2026 09:20 AM (NFX2v)
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Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (Zaug7)
White Castles, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:20 AM (bss/y)
The Third Way has been promoted by social liberal and social-democratic parties. In the United States, a leading proponent of the Third Way was President Bill Clinton.
Vampires.
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Ant-keeping has emerged as a rapidly growing, global hobby, transforming from a niche interest into a popular, high-end, and sometimes illicit, pursuit. The trend is driven by fascination with the complex social behaviors of ants, leading to a demand for exotic, rare, or large species, which can be expensive and sometimes smuggled for collectors. (AI Overview)
Yahoo News: Man arrested after attempting to smuggle thousands of tiny creatures in airport luggage: 'That's [a] … disaster' Mon, March 16, 2026
CBP officers intercept pavement ants found in undeclared imported plants at Detroit Metro, Nov, 14, 2025/CBS Detroit
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🙏 for the US Military and Israel.
Good day! 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 19, 2026 09:20 AM (NFX2v)
You are correct, but frankly this is an odd discussion.
The *goal* of war is to inflict enough pain on your enemy that they accept your terms. A strategy that involves not exposing your own people to harm that also increases the harm inflicted on your enemies is...perfect
Systematically destroy the Iranian economy while being very clear that is what you are doing and tell Iran that they can surrender at any point they want but there will be no rebuilding.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 09:20 AM (sKqQm)
Supposedly married his brother and had four.
And no one noticed she was pregnant with the first two."
And people talk about us...
/West Virginians
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)
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Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (Zaug7)
White Castles, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Then those weren't farts.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:22 AM (EHbhi)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:22 AM (dcz8F)
Basically, we're deliberately not opening the Strait of Hormuz.
Not because we can't but because it is maximum leverage over Europe and China--they need it but no one can guarantee the safety of the ships.
We're getting our oil domestically, from Mexico and Venezuela. If gas prices are spiking, it's in blue states.
Not only will it force the rest of the world to beg the US Navy for protection.
And not only will it make the US the de facto insurer of shipping.
But it will it force Congress to pass the appropriation for Trump's Freedom Ships.
If that guy is right, whoo-boy are things getting exciting.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 09:22 AM (HXT0k)
Damn. Take care of him, ok?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:23 AM (bss/y)
People are dumb and easily forget.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at March 19, 2026 09:23 AM (I8rI8)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:22 AM (EHbhi)
It's the onions man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:23 AM (bss/y)
Cliff Notes:
1) Student dated her former professor for a while AFTER he was no longer her instructor
2) They never had sex
3) They broke up by mutual agreement
4) This is who MeToo says is "brave as shit"
Progressive influencer Kat Abughazaleh closed out her failed Illinois congressional bid Tuesday night with an expletive-laced tirade against President Donald Trump and federal immigration authorities, telling supporters, "f--- Trump, f--- ICE, free Palestine." The comments came at the end of her concession speech after losing the Illinois 9th Congressional District Democratic primary on Tuesday. "I don’t know if you heard, but we didn’t win, and it really f------ sucks. We came really close," Abughazaleh told the crowd, adding that her campaign was "something that no one in power even expected would be possible at all."
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)
Also the more Newscum attacks Trump the more I know he is panicking. Trump may just take down China and California.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:24 AM (xvV+O)
People are dumb and easily forget.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at March 19, 2026 09:23 AM (I8rI
And the gas prices now are about what we were paying on the regular during Obama's second term.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:24 AM (bss/y)
Supposedly married his brother and had four.
And no one noticed she was pregnant with the first two.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:19 AM (EHbhi)
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There's an Ana Navarro joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:24 AM (Zaug7)
Pretty much open anyway. Especially bulk carriers...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:24 AM (Zaug7)
Hard to tell behind all the fat rolls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:25 AM (bss/y)
And not only will it make the US the de facto insurer of shipping.
But it will it force Congress to pass the appropriation for Trump's Freedom Ships.
These old bags really layout the plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW7nG3iuacU
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:25 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sid at March 19, 2026 09:25 AM (sM67v)
The April 1 changes only impact a fraction of the approximately 400,000 San Diegans enrolled in CalFresh. However, on June 1, the CEO of the San Diego Food Bank, Casey Castillo, said about 100,000 people will see their work requirements change in order to keep receiving their benefits.
Some adults will have to work or volunteer 80 hours a month in order to maintain their enrollment. There are exemptions, according to the county, including for caregivers of children under the age of 14.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:26 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)
Spanish Congress Rejects Pedro Sánchez’s Mass Amnesty Plans
Maybe there's a chance for Spain. Nah.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Overruled!
Posted by: Imperial Judge Boasberg at March 19, 2026 09:26 AM (Dv3i1)
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you have to break the enemy's will to continue the fight
crush its spirit, leave them hopeless
President Don Black would be issuing letters of marque to private groups, to arm the Iranian people
hunt down and kill regime loyalists
no mercy
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 19, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)
A) Oil is bad if we can't just ban it we should raise the costs so people can't afford to use it
B) Oh there is a short term spike in oil prices? This is literally the end of the world and any politician responsible should be hanged
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Be careful guys at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: runner
>I guess there aren't enough milking cows in this state to keep the price down. The prices at the butcher block for beef, here, are pretty reasonable.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (QiH4I)
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (XuXeR)
Basically, we're deliberately not opening the Strait of Hormuz.
Not because we can't but because it is maximum leverage over Europe and China--they need it but no one can guarantee the safety of the ships.
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If we're "forced" to open Hormuz to all shipping you can bet we'll be collecting some sort of revenue from each and every ship, their home port and whomever the cargo they carry is for. The EU, China and Russia are going be price raped bigly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (sgWqA)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (h9LkS)
Posted by: runner a
Over/under if he was boinking her?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:28 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:23 AM (bss/y)
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I think Ace should be calling Candy O "Cavernous Orifices" instead of "Cavernous Nostrils."
/I'm all about the constituency, man!
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:28 AM (Zaug7)
Now who/where is it that the world price for oil is "set?"
Who/where is it that stopped insuring shipping through the straight?
Who profits from never ending wars?
Goes along with my @255.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 09:28 AM (Gk2Bn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (sgWqA)
Considering the trucks are ugly as fuck, I'd guess it was some sort of influence buying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:29 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:29 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 09:29 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 09:27 AM (h9LkS)
I don't see them, weird.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:29 AM (GD0B3)
/I'm all about the constituency, man!
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:28 AM (Zaug7)
My argument a couple days ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:29 AM (bss/y)
Hey, wanna buy some tulips?
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:29 AM (XuXeR)
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)
/West Virginians
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)
Kentucky enters the conversation
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (bss/y)
... two words ... "Welfare Queens"
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:26 AM (GD0B3)
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I heard that Gabbard was fixin' to fire him -- which is why he went full retard and gay shit flop.
Feh, who knows. On one hand Gabbard seems like a hero with the Deep State trying to take her down ... and on the other, she seems like a dear in the headlights.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zaug7)
The idea is that the proles would lose their cars and only elites and government workers would have the new EVs which makes for a MUCH smaller market then the ICE one
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (sKqQm)
we're not there yet
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)
This is the beginning of another trend to move the leftist goalposts.
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A new Washington state law seeking to normalize the weirdest stuff, in an effort to destroy human culture in the name of remaking society.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (sgWqA)
Recall those spiked because on of Biden's flunkies killed millions of chickens for no real reason (in addition to Bidenflation)
Well, on day 1 of the Trump admin the left rolled out "but he hasn't lowered egg prices yet!" and then just stopped talking about it when prices went back down...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (sKqQm)
Does it seem more than a bit coincidental to you that Tucker comes out on Monday and says he's being spied on by the feds, Tuesday Kent flounces and blames Israel for the war and then yesterday he goes on Tucker where they both talk about Israel killing Kirk?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (dcz8F)
The Left's only goal on any given day is to "win the news cycle". That's it. So they say anything, bring up anything, ignore anything. It's exhausting but that's all it is.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (dcz8F)
She is by far the strongest Republican (seeming) woman. I doubt she is out of her depth. Whether she is one of us is up for grabs but I lean no. If she was she would be very dangerous to the Left.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:39 AM (dcz8F)
Roberts is the Taney of our time.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Al in St. Louis at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (pKne7)
As long as Bibi is happy, I don’t mind losing my retirement money.
Posted by: Sad! at March 19, 2026 09:23 AM
I recommend selling now before the big drop.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 10:00 AM (4NO2D)
Politico:
‘He has to justify what he did’: Black leaders slam JB Pritzker after Illinois primary
Hard feelings linger after the billionaire governor lifted Juliana Stratton to victory over the Congressional Black Caucus’ preferred candidate. Mar. 19, 2026
Screwed the pooch, JB did. Wonder who set him on that path?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 19, 2026 10:07 AM (3rlX2)
Posted by: epador at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (AGBDd)
You’ve obviously never been part of these missions. MNF, ISAF, CJTF, etc..
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (d9i2R)
Posted by: FREE THREESOME PORN CLIPS at March 19, 2026 08:52 PM (HYoy0)
Daily Tech News 19 March 2026
Top Story
- A bipartisan gaggle of US senators is looking at blowing up DMCA Section 230, the law that makes modern social networks - and to a certain degree, blogs and forums - possible. (The Verge)
Section 230 shields website operators from lawsuit over the behaviour of commenters. But it also serves as a shield for website operators that deliberately inculcate certain behaviours in their users - or that censor users to block behaviour they find undesirable.
It's a people problem, basically. There is not single technical or legislative answer to this mess.
Tech News
- Federal cybersecurity experts thought Microsoft's cloud service offering to the government was "a pile of shit". (ProPublica)
They approved it anyway.
- Apple dropped the Musi app - which streams music from YouTube, apparently without paying anyone or making ads visible - from its app store. A judge ruled they can do that. (Ars Technica)
And sanctioned Musi's lawyers for making shit up.
- AI job losses aren't particularly high, unless you're writing for a fourth-tier news outlet that prevents people from reading your articles, in which case you're boned. (404Media)
Sign up to access this post?
No, I don't think I shall.
- SK Hynix says memory shortages will last until 2030. (Tom's Hardware)
Production currently only covers 80% of demand, and nobody is rushing to fill the gap because everyone who behaved that way went bankrupt in previous memory boom/bust cycles.
- Remove your Ring camera with a claw hammer. (How Things Work)
From the same tertiary syphilis patient who brough us such hits as The Subway Is Not Scary, Quit Your Evil Job, and Things You Can Lie About.
- A new font-rendering trick hides malicious commands from AI tools. (Bleeping Computer)
That is, the commands are visible to humans but invisible to AI agents.
I'm more concerned about the opposite approach, where invisible-to-human instructions are fed to AI agents, but I see no reason why this couldn't be used that way as well.
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Indie Game Joe
@IndieGameJoe
Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam.
- Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers
- Charge Late & Broken Fees
- Upgrade & customise your store
It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 04:18 AM (ndZc7)
About the musi app, the judge basically said that you're stupid and your shit is retarded.
Posted by: clarence at March 19, 2026 04:18 AM (7lOC+)
****
Tell me that the devs were Blockbuster staff or executives. Lie to me if you must. 😀
Posted by: clarence at March 19, 2026 04:22 AM (7lOC+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 04:26 AM (s1NDj)
Indie Game Joe
@IndieGameJoe
Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam.
- Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers
- Charge Late & Broken Fees
- Upgrade & customise your store
It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I'm amused that its #5 on Steam. If you build it, they will buy, I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 04:32 AM (s1NDj)
I've spent 2 days installing and configuring 2 different open-source image fixers (make Face B conform to Face A) with the varying help of Gemini, ChatGPT, and Grok. Incredibly tedious setups, but okay, it's common for open source, especially when some AI is giving you instructions ("You are correct; the 2026 UI does not, in fact, have a dropdown where I told you to look").
The problem was... Awful results. Tinkering and resetting parameters and reconnecting nodes and still awful, AWFUL results.
So I uploaded two images to ChatGPT and told it to conform Face B to Face A. Boom, done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:34 AM (n7rxJ)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
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Who wouldn't want to vacation in beautiful downtown Beirut?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 04:37 AM (ndZc7)
It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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That sounds great! I have an idea: you're running a gym and managing membership. Women use the ladies' locker room and men use the men's. So retro!
But seriously, it sounds hellaciously cool, and I bet many copycats will follow. Apps to set up rotary phones? Hi-fi systems?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:38 AM (n7rxJ)
Who wouldn't want to vacation in beautiful downtown Beirut?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Or send their kids there for summer vacay?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:40 AM (n7rxJ)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
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Who wouldn't want to vacation in beautiful downtown Beirut?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
So, uh, it was well spent then?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2026 04:43 AM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2026 04:49 AM (lJ0H4)
Dude, a lot of people get them just to stop porch pirates.
That was the very reason I considered getting one.
Several years back somebody stole a brand new TV off the porch that had just been delivered a few hours earlier.
He makes a half-ass argument on people stealing Amazon packages but blames poverty and envy like a typical socialist.
His attitude is "So what? Let them rob you, or assault you out of love."
I don't even own a doorbell camera, but I certainly understand the reasons behind cameras, and people are more than able to determine their needs on their own.
What a dipshit point of view.
If I was a criminal this prick would be my first target.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 04:52 AM (6ydKt)
Seaside villa in Haiti> summer place in Beirut
Posted by: Accomack at March 19, 2026 04:52 AM (GbONR)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 04:53 AM (+YA9H)
https://tinyurl.com/235vd8za
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 04:56 AM (IYIYn)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
-
Who wouldn't want to vacation in beautiful downtown Beirut?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 04:37 AM (ndZc7)
But living next door to terrorists that Israel had to take out didn't really bother him?
They don't have Hezbolah Bombing/IDF Missile Strike insurance in Lebanon? It seems like that'd be quite a large market in Beirut.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 05:01 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:01 AM (+YA9H)
...
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:01 AM (+YA9H)
Ace hardest hit.
He & Pixy are going to have to take out Commenter Liability Insurance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 05:05 AM (6ydKt)
Like the AoSHq barrel!
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:08 AM (+YA9H)
https://youtube.com/shorts/0gSxU1VmNiA
Such exceptional musicians.
Jim Morrison Vocal Part Isolated
https://youtu.be/I0fw4_fFvt8
Ray Manzarek Piano Part Isolated
https://youtu.be/UsuAqc4Ezps
Robbie Krieger Guitar Part Isolated
https://youtu.be/3Y3x6S8ApdE
John Densmore. Drum Part Isolated
https://youtu.be/ds9JgDuIQkk
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 19, 2026 05:12 AM (glnUu)
Ace hardest hit.
He & Pixy are going to have to take out Commenter Liability Insurance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
================
And after an adjuster goes over 3 years of comments, they'll hit him with sky-high premiums.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 05:13 AM (n7rxJ)
So I uploaded two images to ChatGPT and told it to conform Face B to Face A. Boom, done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 04:34 AM (n7rxJ)
The various open source models are getting easier to use but it's still a pain, and is often limited by hardware unless you can afford to lay out a few thousand to get enough memory to hold the larger models.
Hopefully in a few years they'll be easier to install and use, but it's not there yet for people who aren't IT enthusiasts with high-end equipment and large amounts of RAM/VRAM.
Which is why ChatGPT and the rest of the subscription models are still so popular.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 05:15 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 05:13 AM (n7rxJ)
Let's hope they never click on Admiral Ackbar's links.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 05:17 AM (6ydKt)
https://youtube.com/shorts/0gSxU1VmNiA
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 19, 2026 05:12 AM (glnUu)
Riders
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:20 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 05:20 AM (1o8D5)
https://youtube.com/shorts/0gSxU1VmNiA
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 19, 2026 05:12 AM (glnUu)
Tons of fun!
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:24 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:26 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:27 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2026 05:27 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Given the garbage that is being made by big name companies, this is not a surprise.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 05:27 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 19, 2026 05:28 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:33 AM (Ia/+0)
(There, now I won't accidentally step on the 100th comment.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 19, 2026 05:28 AM (O7YUW)
You might.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:36 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:33 AM (Ia/+0)
All the weather happens counterclockwise down there, so it's okay.
Posted by: Climate Changed Primate at March 19, 2026 05:37 AM (pVqKB)
(There, now I won't accidentally step on the 100th comment.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 19, 2026 05:28 AM (O7YUW)
You might.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:36 AM (+YA9H)
I've done it myself.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:40 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: colin at March 19, 2026 05:42 AM (e8qy3)
Nikita Bier
@nikitabier
17h
The fortress we are building—and the layers of redundancy—to protect the platform against the AI Slopacalypse will seem obvious in a few months.
Whether we use every tool in our toolkit is TBD, but it would be negligent to not have them ready.
Nikita Bier
@nikitabier
16h
The Iron Slopdome, if you will.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 05:43 AM (+YA9H)
I think the point he is trying to make is that we’re turning into a surveillance state in order to have things delivered to our porches.
Ben Franklin said:
Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
Now replace the word “safety” with the word “convenience”.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 19, 2026 05:43 AM (JRP2U)
5ps today, improving to 70 Sunday then colder next week
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:49 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Lyle at March 19, 2026 05:50 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:51 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 05:51 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 05:55 AM (Ia/+0)
The rest are from various manufacturers. Without sitting down and grinding through the math, it seems the average selling price of all non -apple laptops on the Amazon list is around $450 and $500. Most of these are the usual budget dreck of which I've owned more than two or three just like these. This list squares with the type of budget laptops I see at the Walmart, Staples, and Best Buy all the time.
The average budget laptop buyer now has a choice . They can grind through trying to sort out the inscrutable differences between these endless budget laptops or they can walk over to the Apple counter and pick up a Neo. One is a gravel bed of friction and one of them is the a nearly frictionless buy.
In the 2000s PC manufacturers cannibalized their average selling prices in an ever downward spiral partly from competition and partly from silicon being good enough that it ended the every few years replacement cycle. This led to the birth of the plastic fantastic laptops. These manufacturers are again faced with a similar dilemma.
https://is.gd/nsEush
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 19, 2026 05:57 AM (glnUu)
decades) was that _Riders on the Storm_ was inspired by a Charles Bronson
euro movie:
https://tinyurl.com/mu3x95dn
Posted by: 6eyes at March 19, 2026 06:00 AM (n/le7)
Matthew 5:43-45
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 06:01 AM (E/qck)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2026 06:02 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Skip
****
You said last week? that the slackers had been caught leaving early. Any punishment there?
Posted by: clarence at March 19, 2026 06:02 AM (7lOC+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 06:04 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 06:06 AM (Ia/+0)
Thank you. Amen. All glory to God, may He bless you all this day and always.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2026 06:07 AM (E/qck)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 19, 2026 06:08 AM (bQ4nt)
38 degrees out.
Will walk later when it's warm out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2026 06:02 AM (iMotb)
.......
Ha! I woke up and saw it was 38 here and thought to myself "oh my gosh it's a beautiful morning for a walk!" And it was. 2 days ago we had wind chills below zero with crazy wind, today and tomorrow 70's and Sat 86. It's been a crazy winter
Posted by: Molly k. at March 19, 2026 06:09 AM (j/yko)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2026 06:10 AM (tljrc)
Children are the ward of you, the parent, not some fucking legislator.
Can't we all be friends? No, I'm you parent.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:10 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 19, 2026 06:09 AM (j/yko)
Crazy enough!
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:12 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Fritzy at March 19, 2026 06:16 AM (2GIh1)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 19, 2026 06:09 AM (j/yko)
Just a few days ago here in north Texas we had an overnight low of 32 degrees... This weekend we'll be above 90 degrees. I reminds me of my college days in Iowa when we used to joke: Don't worry if you don't like the weather here, it'll be different tomorrow!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 06:17 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 06:17 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 06:19 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 06:17 AM (vFG9F)
Uh-oh, now it's going to slash your tires.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:19 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2026 06:22 AM (/0z9K)
By the time I go up to visit, next month is the plan, the houses I see and like now may be gone. But something is actually happening!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:24 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Lyle at March 19, 2026 06:24 AM (NcvvS)
decades) was that _Riders on the Storm_ was inspired by a Charles Bronson
euro movie:
https://tinyurl.com/mu3x95dn
Posted by: 6eyes at March 19, 2026 06:00 AM (n/le7)
The 1971 song by The Doors "Riders on the Storm" was reputedly influenced by this film [Riders on the Rain (1970)]. Jim Morrison allegedly was so taken in by the film and in particular its plot that he wrote the song as a result.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:25 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: 6eye
Riders on the Rain Wikipedia
https://is.gd/MJ9cTl
Riders on the Rain Movie Trailer
https://youtu.be/Q9eigtoAccs
Le passager de la pluie Movie Theme
The Passenger in the Rain
https://youtu.be/dMwcZUNqxt8
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026 06:25 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 19, 2026 06:25 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 06:25 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026
***
"The fact you were considered sacred in Ancient Egypt cuts no ice with me."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Look into the property tax costs. It seems to me that Kansas was on the high side. Kansas is spot on livable.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026 06:28 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:24 AM (wzUl9)
Good luck, Wolfus! We have some potential changes in the works; it's both exciting and daunting all at the same time
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 06:28 AM (xT8gx)
next episode: Remove your claw hammer with a Ring camera.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:30 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026
***
Yes, property taxes are higher than in IN or KY, at least the areas I've looked at. But the houses themselves are more appealing than many I see for sale in Owensboro, nice as that place is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9)
I think the point he is trying to make is that we’re turning into a surveillance state in order to have things delivered to our porches.
Ben Franklin said:
Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
Now replace the word “safety” with the word “convenience”.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 19, 2026 05:43 AM (JRP2U)
Franklin was referring to government and the state, not criminals on the street stealing packages.
You're free to believe that but that I don't see a problem with "convenience".
Franklin was also the first U.S. Postmaster General.
How do you think he'd feel about people stealing mail out of mailboxes? It's still a federal crime, right?
Should we not prosecute people caught on camera stealing mail?
Is it an argument against convenience to have surveillance cameras around your home to prevent home invasions or burglaries? I'm sure Nancy Guthrie's family wish they had some better security around her home.
This socialist's problem isn't convenience or surveillance, it's that he doesn't care about crime by poor people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 06:31 AM (6ydKt)
next episode: Remove your claw hammer with a Ring camera.
Posted by: m
The Las Cruces police are pushing people to register that they have front door cameras (presumably the others too if they have them). Yeah. No.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026 06:32 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: clarence at March 19, 2026 06:33 AM (7lOC+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026
*
Good luck, Wolfus! We have some potential changes in the works; it's both exciting and daunting all at the same time
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026
***
I know -- very daunting. But until this week I had no idea where to begin and had only the vaguest idea of how to proceed. Local lenders vs. national, how much of the approval and loan process could be done remotely, etc. The agent tells me that she can even do a FaceTime with me to show me a potential house in detail if I can't be there. That's what they do with military relocating from overseas, so the buyer can at least see the house before he arrives.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:35 AM (wzUl9)
This socialist's problem isn't convenience or surveillance, it's that he doesn't care about crime by poor people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 06:31 AM (6ydKt)
I see both sides of this issue so ultimately I'm ambivalent. We love the convenience and security aspects of our Ring camera (yes we have one). At the same time I'm aware that every house in our entire neighborhood has a similar camera (or multiple cameras) and it does bother me that every time I leave the house for whatever reason I'm on camera. The notion that my every moment is filmed does bother me... but there's nothing I can do about it; I can't force my neighbors to remove theirs. The only way I could avoid this is to move to a very remote location, but I like suburbia so I live with it.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 19, 2026 06:37 AM (xT8gx)
In '97 I drove to CO, and in '01 back to Lousy-ana, in two three-day sessions. The first was a horrible strain with a moving truck, towing my car; the second, in my vintage Mercedes sedan. And I was, hrm, a bit younger then. But I may only have to do this twice: once to visit, the second time with the cats and my clothes to stay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026 06:41 AM (glnUu)
Jarvis retweeted
David Burge
@iowahawkblog
18h
I'm excited to announce a $1000 bounty for every fugitive runaway billionaire you capture in Florida and return to New York
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:42 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 06:44 AM (h00VL)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2026 06:47 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026
***
Hitting 90 in north-central KS too -- but 60s again next week. As the agent lady told me, "We can get all four seasons in one week."
Here? 74 today, 84 after that, and I expect no cooler weather in this effin' swamp until December. People keep telling me Kansas can be humid. But I hope it won't be as bad as this place, and certainly it won't last as long.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:47 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 06:47 AM (h00VL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You might want to investigate Wichita too. El Dorado is a beautiful town in that area. That area caught my attention when I went through there last year.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026 06:47 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 06:49 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026
***
Wichita is about ninety miles away, so maybe I could.
Abilene, KS, about a half hour from Salina, is supposed to be a real charmer too, with an 1880s vibe to its old town.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:50 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026
***
My minions have been warned.
( -- Cthulhu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 06:51 AM (B+iHm)
Jarvis
@jarvis_best
22h
I’m concerned that allowing people to “dislike” will upset the positive and encouraging pro-social vibes that X has always enjoyed.
What if this transforms X from the global forum of sophisticated discourse it is today into a place of mindless conflict?
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:53 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026
***
"Yeah, Sarge, but it's a dry heat!"
( -- Cpl. Hudson, sweat streaming down his face)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 19, 2026 06:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2026 06:57 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 06:57 AM (+YA9H)
Real possum spotted on toy animal shelf at Australian airport
Passengers found a possum poking its nose out of a gift shop shelf at Hobart Airport, Australia.
The real brushtail possum had nestled among fluffy toy maruspial animals, including bilbies and dingoes.
Airport staff helped the possum safely leave the terminal unharmed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/
videos/c39w9mg3k8ro
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 07:02 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 19, 2026 07:07 AM (NcvvS)
Sound good?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 07:07 AM (Nf1is)
Unless you've got a particular reason to go to Memphis and KC, I don't get the route you're taking. NW up through Arkansas to Salina would be a lot shorter.
That aside, don't overlook the two lane highway towns between the four lane cities you've mentioned.
Also, I don't know the status but there is, or was, a bill in the works to get rid of the property taxes. SB 488(?)
Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2026 07:12 AM (Gk2Bn)
His attitude is "So what? Let them rob you, or assault you out of love."
I don't even own a doorbell camera, but I certainly understand the reasons behind cameras, and people are more than able to determine their needs on their own.
What a dipshit point of view.
If I was a criminal this prick would be my first target.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 19, 2026 04:52 AM (6ydKt)"
Well Ring is a shit product on account of a wild level of privacy violation as company policy, but "crime is a social construct" is certainly one of the fastest ways to get me to reach for my Pinochet helicopter.
Funny how quick one of these asshats will scream if you want to cap the porch pirate and dump them in a hole in the desert, though. They aren't pro-crime in general, only when it's against us. That's the true pragmatic definition of tribalism.
Posted by: heya at March 19, 2026 07:12 AM (h3Fno)
> Alteria Pilgram
BTW, the movie is available for free on Plex:
https://watch.plex.tv/movie/rider-on-the-rain
Posted by: 6eyes at March 19, 2026 07:17 AM (n/le7)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 09:12 AM (4NO2D)
@hayfarani
I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.
MentalFix
@thementalfix
What are the odds.
Two men, distinct last names, both posting the same video of the same building, claiming they live in the US, worked for 20 years and both had apartments in THAT ONE BUILDING.
What are the odd's?
The propaganda out of the middle east is strong.
Seems IRGC plays the same games as Hamas
https://tinyurl.com/mr3kyy8d
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Fred_Z at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (VQIqq)
> Alteria Pilgram
BTW, the movie is available for free on Plex:
https://watch.plex.tv/movie/rider-on-the-rain
Posted by: 6eyes at March 19, 2026 07:17 AM (n/le7)
Wow! Cool. Thanks.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2026 10:32 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Joe at March 19, 2026 10:53 AM (Uy/WF)
It was interesting that that NDA seemed to center around marketing information (contacts, etc) with little emphasis on the actual technology. I found this really odd.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 12:55 PM (RHGPo)
Wednesday Night ONT - March 18, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for very random mid-week shenanigans of the post-cafe overnight variety. Did I mention the shenanigans were random? They are indeed random.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Good will offerings of amusing puns are happily accepted. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. Leave Tucker, Megyn, Candace and anyone similar to threads elsewhere. Your reward is an open bar with as much virtual alcohol as JQ can serve. [Top photo credit: B&O Railroad Museum, Baltimore, MD]
In the summer of 2019, a young girl by the name of Bethan was visiting Poole Museum with her mom. While exploring all the site had to offer, she and her mother began to discuss what museums do and why. Inspired by her visit, Bethan felt eager to support the museum's collection. She decided to donate her most precious treasure, something that she felt was appropriately significant and valuable: her favorite rock. Curators placed Bethan's Rock in a glass cabinet, just like many of the museum's other valuable artifacts, where visitors are now able to appreciate the piece as much as Bethan once did.The rock donated by five year old Bethan became a social media phenomenon in 2021 after showing up on a Reddit post. If you're ever in Poole, stop by and have a look. Admission to the museum is free (but I doubt they're taking more rock donations).
Oddly, he was not a member of the band, did not play on the actual studio recording of the song, and reportedly did not write the song or contribute musically to the track's composition or production.
At the time of the video, the band itself only had two members - Geoff Downes and Trevor Horn (a third, Bruce Wooley, was involved when the song was written but was not with the band at the time of the video). Horn handled vocals, bass and guitar and Downes played keyboards. But the guy playing keyboards in the frame above wasn't Geoff. It was a cameo by a keyboard player that Horn knew and worked with in London in the late 1970s.
Who was the guy? Hans Zimmer. You might have heard of him. He went on to compose soundtracks to many movies, including like The Lion King, Pirates of the Caribbean, Crimson Tide, Gladiator, Batman, the Dark Knight, Inception, The Last Samurai, No Time to Die, Dune, Rush (the racing movie, not the Canadian trio), Top Gun:Maverick and more. What's your favorite Zimmer score?
Three jars of standard peanut butter costs $1246.
Five vials of Organic Contaminants in Smokers' Urine (Frozen) costs $1854. (For the record, frozen organic contaminants in non-smokers is the same price.)
Four 70 gram jars of baby food composite costs $1246.
So many questions... 
Goldfish drives custom-built car a record distance in one minute
A Netherlands engineer built a car for his pet goldfish, Blub, who drove the vehicle a distance of 40 feet in one minute to break a world record. Thomas de Wolf constructed a four-wheeled vehicle with a water tank for a driver's seat. The vehicle is steered by analyzing the movements of the goldfish inside the tank.
The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. It’s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado.… pic.twitter.com/MJWtu96YbR
— Adams County Sheriff's Office (Colorado) (@AdamsCoSheriff) March 18, 2026
Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking ?? Thank you for your attention to this matter. We aim to whelm.
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Pot. Is there anything it can't do?
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Shatner channels his inner Fleet Sailor, with country music:
https://youtu.be/2OPyC-UD-t8
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How do you have a standardized sample of domestic sludge?
What's in it that makes it "standardized?"
And and can you get a standardized sample of "foreign sludge?"
Do they accept donations of sludge?
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 10:07 PM (if9yV)
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Very impressive ! Lockheed can do a side business in eternal washing machines based on the success of Vanguard. I think they'd be a hit !
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)
Just watched the documentary "For All Mankind" for the bazillionth time. I love the beautiful, spare Brian Eno soundtrack:
https://tinyurl.com/3bvyypuv
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:06 PM (snZF9)
Freedom goes BRRRRRRT!
Posted by: pookysgirl loves The Warthog at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Am I Lucid Dreaming? at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (dmDsy)
Bad guy in that famous Christmas movie.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 10:09 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:09 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
This is Benthan's Rock.
I think there are 5 mispellings: all the Benthan's should be Bethan's.
Posted by: copie editer mikeski at March 18, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 10:10 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 10:11 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:11 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)
Oh, sorry... did you miss the call for your number?
Back of the line!
- - - - -
Heh. Howdy, horde!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:12 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: copie editer mikeski at March 18, 2026 10:09 PM
***
Fine. Have it your way.
Posted by: TRex - Afroman did the proofreading at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
(This doesn't count as math, does it?)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (vbHr6)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (s1NDj)
How do you have a standardized sample of domestic sludge?
What's in it that makes it "standardized?"
And and can you get a standardized sample of "foreign sludge?"
Do they accept donations of sludge?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
1) In a jar.
B) If it's the only sample they have, it's the standard by default.
iii) $20, same as in town. (Plus $800 S&H.)
四
Are you trying to define a competing standard?Posted by: mikeski has answers, occasionally correct at March 18, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:06 PM (snZF9)
A-10's toting 8 anti-drone rockets per-pylon makes me happy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:14 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 10:15 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:15 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Gomez Addams at March 18, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 18, 2026 10:15 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 10:16 PM (qiHcY)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)
Either way, great catch!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 10:17 PM (dmDsy)
Did music on 'Miami Vice' too. The main theme and closing credits, plus a ton of music during the show.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 10:17 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
But I love the danged things anyway!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:18 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (2GVsD)
Didn't go there, just a guess... Sophie Grey?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 10:18 PM (dmDsy)
Interstellar.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 18, 2026 10:15 PM (/HDaX)
My oldest has been working on that one. What a treat.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:18 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 18, 2026 10:19 PM (S7WXb)
Posted by: jojo at March 18, 2026 10:19 PM (AyNQT)
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:18 PM
***
Disco! Glad you stopped by. JQ is tending bar if you want a virtual beverage.
Posted by: TRex - thunderstruck dino at March 18, 2026 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)
Fascinating cameo by Hans Zimmer!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at March 18, 2026 10:19 PM (t2oSI)
I was small, but my dad took me outside that evening or the next so we could see it pass overhead. Bright and fast.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:20 PM (7D3Aa)
A little hair o' the dog, to cure what ails ya after last night?
youtu.be/7KHqU7l4NIk
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:21 PM (rdVOm)
——-
Yeah, but it sounds like something they would do, amiright? We’ll allow it. (This also serves to put every Adams county in the U.S.A. on notice. Be Better, Adams county.
Without looking, I bet there are a lot of Adams counties, easily half. We’ll be keeping an eye on you fuckers in Polk and Jefferson counties next.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 10:22 PM (tJ+Xw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 10:09 PM (Q+gd/)
No, that was Franz Klamer.
Posted by: Emily Littela at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM (0aYVJ)
Freedom goes BRRRRRRT!
Posted by: pookysgirl loves The Warthog at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (Wt5PA)
The wet fart of liberation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM (2GVsD)
If communications were lost, how do they know it's still in orbit?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM (s1NDj)
I guess raimondo finally married his sister after all.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (gKWVE)
Love-love-love the Pittsburgh scanner.
The B&O Railroad Museum looks very interesting!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: TRex - thunderstruck dino at March 18, 2026 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)
I'll have a duck fart. See if JQ remembers how to make it!
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
Without looking, I bet there are a lot of Adams counties, easily half.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 10:22 PM
***
Grok says 12 across the US.
Posted by: TRex - adams family dino at March 18, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)
It is a pretty good song. One of those that proved Dave Vanian could really sing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 10:25 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM (s1NDj)
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Actually, sensors confirm its orbit is stable.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 18, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 10:27 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Doof
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Dude. Seriously? If you *really* want one, I'll make it. I know how to layer the booze.
(But it's considered a girly drink in my AO, also-- a waste of good whiskey)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 10:27 PM (y171U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 10:28 PM (XgKq6)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM
***
Good point. I looked but couldn't find one. Must be sold out.
Posted by: TRex - PBJ dino at March 18, 2026 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (snZF9)
As a warning, use their staff car as an A-10 target. After the range clears, they have to personally return it to fully operational status.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2026 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:28 PM (rdVOm)
(But it's considered a girly drink in my AO, also-- a waste of good whiskey)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)
Use average whiskey then!
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 18, 2026 10:29 PM (BGygK)
People who were around when Sputnick was announced told me it had a very profound effect on the public.
I was small, but my dad took me outside that evening or the next so we could see it pass overhead. Bright and fast.
Posted by: LRob in OK
I was almost six. I don't remember it. I do remember seeing ECHO.
https://t.ly/wlGWc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 10:29 PM (Cqx++)
Exploring the history, current state, and future of transporting people and stuff from here to there
(May include crashing locomotives)
Posted by: mindful webworker - random self-promotion at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (ByrUz)
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
That's what Jim Beam is for.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (dmDsy)
Their best CAS/Sandy planes for Vietnam were both ex-Navy: A-1 Sykraider and A-7D Corsair II.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (XgKq6)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 18, 2026 10:31 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)
Golfclap. Took me a minute.
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
(But it's considered a girly drink in my AO, also-- a waste of good whiskey)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)
Use average whiskey then!
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
Warned its a girly drink and yet he still orders one. Playing fast and loose with the man card I see. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:31 PM (snZF9)
——
The assumption was, the Soviets were not capable of such things. Sputnik weighed 184 pounds. The top scientists in the US thought somebody must have dropped a decimal in the translation. 18.4 pounds was believable, maybe. 184 pounds meant they had heavy lift capability.
One thing it did do, that secretly relieved Eisenhower. The path of Sputnik put it right over the US. Prior to that, there was some legal questions, internationally speaking, about overflights.
Aircraft were right out, considered sovereign airspace or whatever. But, the Soviets couldn’t complain about our satellites overflying the Soviet Union very well, now could they? The precedent had been set.
The Democrats made hell for Eisenhower over this issue, politically speaking. Lyndon Johnson particularly, and later, JFK against Nixon. In those days, it was a contest to brand the other guy as “soft” on communism for electoral purposes.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 10:31 PM (B4klT)
(I could make it work, but it would limit the number of "Hey, I've got extra gas. I'm going to loiter and offload to anyone needing it" scenarios.)
Posted by: GWB at March 18, 2026 10:32 PM (EbSRB)
The video was ostensibly to earn money to pay for the damage. It took issue with the officers involved and used his own security footage. Video footage showed police ramming down his door, searching his wardrobe, opening CD cases, and at one point briefly glancing at a lemon pound cake on his counter. Thus the name of the song...
Seven officers sued him over the video on defamation grounds.
These cops are gay and retarded, and deserve to be hounded not just out of law enforcement but civil society at large. Also, chicks should not be cops. Especially ones that cry on the stand.
Posted by: As if law enforcement isn't in enough disrepute at March 18, 2026 10:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 10:22 PM (tJ+Xw)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Seriously, you have no idea how many Adams, Jefferson, and Washington counties there are in the US.
What's even worse is that Massachusetts and New Hampshire effectively do not have counties when it comes to elections, and so many of their towns share names!
Posted by: pookysgirl has worked at Decision Desk for over a decade at March 18, 2026 10:32 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (Dd38x)
What?!? That was a "drink of the night" in the early days of Club ONT. You don't have them all committed to memory?
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:33 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Berserker
I mean, it's a jet with engines that produce just over 9000 pounds of thrust, and a cannon that produces 10000 pounds of thrust.
Anyone who wants to get rid of an engineering marvel like that has no testicles.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:24 PM (snZF9)
* * * *
Roger that!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (vrNzf)
The point of the NIST sludge is a calibration standard for instrumentation that measures sludge. What is in it is very well known, and reproducible.
Don't want a bad sensor around sludge, which is put on cropland. Heavy metal contamination is a bad thing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:31 PM (snZF9)
I'll follow it with a 2 finger neat pour of 130 proof Old Forester single barrel.
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 10:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:35 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
And Norma Zimmer was on The Lawrence Welk Show.
Posted by: Anna One, Anna Two at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (M9gjJ)
It's a technical for the air. Mount any damned thing you want to on it, and many things you haven't even thought up yet. Freaking homo bean counters, man.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Open bar, after all... Dino said so!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
The more time it takes to get it is half the fun.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (Dd38x)
What?!? That was a "drink of the night" in the early days of Club ONT. You don't have them all committed to memory?
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10
Well…see, I am having a bit of a medical situation with my…um…well…part of my posterior chain. So I forgot. lol.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)
So bring back the KC-97 tanker for the A-10?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:33 PM (2GVsD)
Why not use KC-130s? The Air Force might need to borrow some from the Marine Corps.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:23 PM (7D3Aa)
Uhhhh ... STRAWBERRY !
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 18, 2026 10:37 PM (3sXRv)
I must say, those government sample prices must have anticipated continued Biden-level inflation.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 18, 2026 10:37 PM (vbHr6)
Open bar, after all... Dino said so!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (rdVOm)
All good - I'm not offended!
*slides that Old Forester bottle to JQ*
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)
People who were around when Sputnick was announced told me it had a very profound effect on the public.
I was small, but my dad took me outside that evening or the next so we could see it pass overhead. Bright and fast.
Posted by: LRob in OK
I was almost six. I don't remember it. I do remember seeing ECHO.
https://t.ly/wlGWc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 10:29 PM (Cqx++)
No one ever thinks about me
Posted by: Telstar at March 18, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:39 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 18, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
I see them flying around the Boise area now and again. Fucking love those ugly beasts.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 18, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tankdemon
Are you posting from jail?
Posted by: Trustee, Cell Block H at March 18, 2026 10:40 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 10:40 PM (GD0B3)
*places bottle safely behind the bar*
Cheers, Doof!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:40 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:40 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:31 PM (snZF9)
I'll follow it with a 2 finger neat pour of 130 proof Old Forester single barrel.
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
There is iron in your words. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:41 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Wally at March 18, 2026 10:41 PM (zG4BR)
"Adams County is a rural county in the state of Idaho. As of the 2020 census, the county had a population of 4,379, making it the sixth-least populous county in Idaho."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 18, 2026 10:41 PM (4mmkh)
Posted by: pookysgirl
And I thought our lake names were bad. At least the Post Office doesn't have to sort them out.
200-or-so Mud Lakes, 113 Long Lakes, 62 Round Lakes, 35 Johnson Lakes.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)
*deletes*
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026
Laugh all you want but if I die, you have to do the announcement as to why and the fashion part of the ONT.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Telstar at March 18, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)
https://youtu.be/ryrEPzsx1gQ?si=evoSTSwJxwJ0GzjI
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Telstar at March 18, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)
--
Sure we do!
https://tinyurl.com/3xe8acm2
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Telstar
I remember you. My Grandpa woke me when I was a wee lad and took me outside so we could view it. I was barefoot and the dew on the grass was really cold and the whole affair was a bit scary for me. It was a beautifully clear night I remember and the satellite just raced across the sky.
I miss being a kid visiting my grandfolks. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (cYBz/)
*places bottle safely behind the bar*
Cheers, Doof!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:40 PM (rdVOm)
Hope you took some for yourself!
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)
https://youtu.be/12B9Ua-vzi4
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2026 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)
heh heh heh...
you said johnson leaks.....
Posted by: Butthead at March 18, 2026 10:43 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 10:44 PM (znREB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2026 10:44 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (7D3Aa)
Pretentious ... moi ... c'est impossible
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 18, 2026 10:44 PM (3sXRv)
*deletes*
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026
Laugh all you want but if I die, you have to do the announcement as to why and the fashion part of the ONT.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (Dd38x)
Dang, no pressure there! lol
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Telstar at March 18, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)
https://youtu.be/ryrEPzsx1gQ?si=evoSTSwJxwJ0GzjI
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (kvcnI)
140 No one ever thinks about me
Posted by: Telstar at March 18, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)
--
Sure we do!
https://tinyurl.com/3xe8acm2
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 18, 2026 10:42 PM (kpS4V)
I left that door wide open for all y'all, and you did not let me down.
***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
There is iron in your words. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:41 PM (snZF9)
That's the stuff I brought to Texas one year and nearly put Sponge-bro in a coma
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (QMAsf)
Only 2 people were killed by flying debris and 6 injured, but everyone else had a good time and it was considered a great success.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Headless Train Crash Enthusiast at March 18, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (3sXRv)
I figured it was a trap ... but also a race.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 18, 2026 10:46 PM (kvcnI)
He made the acquaintance of one of the techs, who told him that the original test fire had all the slugs going through the same hole - it was too accurate. They redesigned it to "scatter" the shots out to about a 15" diameter.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 10:46 PM (qiHcY)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:47 PM (7D3Aa)
Washington 31 states
Jefferson 26
Franklin 25
Jackson/Lincoln 24 each
Adams is in 17th place with 12
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:47 PM (zh37m)
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
There is iron in your words. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:41 PM (snZF9)
That's the stuff I brought to Texas one year and nearly put Sponge-bro in a coma
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:45 PM (QMAsf)
***mumbles under breath***
That shit will do that to you ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 18, 2026 10:47 PM (3sXRv)
1 Pull trigger
2 Shout "Die commie, die!"
3 Release trigger
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 10:48 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
But first it is an airplane wrapped around a BFG.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 10:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Beware of Dog
Fear the Cat.
I think the Sunday ONT has similar signs.
Beware Doof
Fear Piper
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2026 10:51 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:33 PM (2GVsD)
Why not use KC-130s? The Air Force might need to borrow some from the Marine Corps.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
PJ got the KC-130... that or they just refuel the HH-60s with five gallon Jerry cans with the horse dick.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 10:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 10:51 PM (if9yV)
You’ll be fine. You prolly hit a capillary on the way into the muscle.
Rub an ice cube on it.
You’ll survive.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 10:51 PM (A5RD0)
https://tinyurl.com/4atkdstx
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe She Shaved Her Head Because Of Our Hookup. at March 18, 2026 10:52 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Trustee, Cell Block H at March 18, 2026 10:40 PM (oftw2)
Bunk of a truck in a rest area. I was just too lazy to plug in the microwave.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 18, 2026 10:53 PM (vbHr6)
Posted by: Denny Crane
Um, , , ,, she est mort.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:54 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Doof
Thanksh...
*hic*
You have noooooo idea...how much I needed that!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:54 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2026 10:54 PM (7D3Aa)
Um, , , ,, she est mort.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)
Sadly, that's why I used the word "could"
*Sad Face Emoji*
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe She Shaved Her Head Because Of Our Hookup. at March 18, 2026 10:55 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:55 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 18, 2026 10:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 10:57 PM (4NO2D)
108 Also, NURSE (caps so she sees it) if I could ask a quick personal medical question? I just did a B12 shot, but guess I hit a little vein or something because it bled not a lot, but more than a little. It kind of hurts now. Am I going to die? I have never done that before.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:34 PM (Dd38x)
I’m no nurse, but out of necessity I learned to give imitrex and B-12 shots when needed, learned by doing. The bleeding happens once in a while, but it’s easier to avoid it with a second person doing it, rather than having to jab yourself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 10:57 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:54 PM (Dd38x)
*cancels want-ad listing for new fashion maven*
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 10:57 PM (QMAsf)
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Personally, I avoid museums with collections curated by five year-olds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2026 10:57 PM (JkO4W)
1 Pull trigger
2 Shout "Die commie, die!"
3 Release trigger
Posted by: Methos
18 seconds, according to Wiki, at 3900 rounds per minute.
They can burn it all in one shot, but it shortens the barrel(s) life too much. Thus the mantra, I suppose.
The rounds are each almost a foot long and weigh a pound-and-a-half.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 10:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at March 18, 2026 10:58 PM (4qIhJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 10:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 10:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
We got to see them on the firing range, and my Dad had a couple of dummy rounds. Bigger than an average forearm, as I recall.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 11:00 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 18, 2026 11:00 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Cloud William at March 18, 2026 11:00 PM (UL/b4)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)
Beware Doof
Fear Piper
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2026 10:51 PM (S/Y4j)
She'll make you do yoga and eat kale of you make her mad
Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2026 11:01 PM (QMAsf)
Head on a swivel and have a plan.
Remember, one under a blanket freezes, two under a blanket thrive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2026 11:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 11:03 PM (DoBxX)
I'm about to bake.. well actually it's some kind of thin bone-in pork steak, because it was cheaper this time, but whatever. There was too much for one pan the other day, so in doing the remainder today (which is why I don't have the wrapper with the label), there's room for a kielbasa that I keep forgetting to prepare.
And the Brave AI answer was a resounding, "Yes!!" Just poke some holes in the casing so it doesn't burst, maybe brush it with some oil, turn it once, and it doesn't even need to reach a specific temp since it's pre-cooked. Just bake until nicely browned. Nice.
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 11:03 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2026 11:04 PM (wVcYX)
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Oh, no!!
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 10:59 PM (GD0B3)
Yup, they didn't order what I told them to, they ordered a yang poon part. They broke my rule. No yang poon in the engine OR the transmission. Oh but it was just a side cover. Uh, that side cover holds the kicker gears and the throw out bearing fork. Guess what? Nothing fit, not even close. I said get an S&S cover, and call me when it comes in. Cya.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9)
Takeaway number one: presenter kept reusing pics from one wreck venue in other wreck venues. The "boys on telegraph pole" was used at least 3 times. Shoddy workmanship.
Takeaway number two: the promoters of these spectacles were not big on originality. At.All.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 11:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 11:05 PM (sl73Y)
Ice cube upon request...
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)
No ice, but I'll take an IV line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:07 PM (snZF9)
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 19, 2026
Launch Time: 6:35 a.m. EDT (1035 UTC, 11:35 CET.)
https://youtu.be/wGSb-7iAd9E
Posted by: Joyenz at March 18, 2026 11:07 PM (2F0/Y)
Do they accept donations of sludge?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)
Ahem! It's not "foreign Sludge", it's "Sludge Appelation Controlee".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 11:08 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker
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Um.. I'm not trained for IVs.
Help! Nurse!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:08 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 11:10 PM (A5RD0)
https://tinyurl.com/3bvyypuv
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 18, 2026 10:08 PM (kpS4V)
His Fruit Salts are good, too, if you have a gippy tummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 11:10 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:10 PM (snZF9)
Help! Nurse!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:08 PM (rdVOm)
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Do you have "shy" veins?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)
Unofficial Trump on X
@trump_repost
52m
Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit.
The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen.
Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar's LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless...
https://tinyurl.com/5cyrwzp7
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:11 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Berserker
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Um.. I'm not trained for IVs.
Help! Nurse!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:08 PM (rdVOm)
Screw it, just give me a fuel pump and a drinking hose.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 11:13 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March
I feel like this is a trap. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 11:13 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 11:05 PM (sl73Y)
when my boys were wee lads, I would often feed them. When it was the fruits, banana-pineapple, apple, apricot, etc., it was "one for you, one for me." Squash and peas, not so much.
They were on real food by 9 months. We were rebels.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 18, 2026 11:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Braenyard
So, "Bad dog, no biscuit."
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)
Unofficial Trump on X
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:11 PM (if9yV)
Account name looks sus.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 18, 2026 11:15 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Oh, thank you thank you!
Hey, there's no isopropyl around here... shall we rub his skin with EverClear instead?
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:15 PM (rdVOm)
You bastard! You ate raimondo!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Mooooojo Jojo thought that should have been posted in Mojo Jojo's voice.
Posted by: Mojo Jojo at March 18, 2026 11:17 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 10:30 PM (Dd38x)
Drink three, and you quack up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 11:17 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 11:18 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Berserker
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I know-- got this nice little 12v windshield washer pump and tank & tube... provides a nice & easy steady flow rate that you should be able to *keep up* with-- wouldn't want to spill any of that precious Woodford, after all.
(worked great for booze in the car, back in the day)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Piercello at March 18, 2026 11:19 PM (NRGJj)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 11:20 PM (vSvIl)
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He is very happy. can't tell it's the bad cop good cop routine? Pars is the money laundering vehicle for Iran and serves all the Euros. Trump just told them that if they don't get their shit together he will bomb it. Now NATO is saying, hey we might be able to do something with that traffic business.. You guys don't see that ?
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:21 PM (GD0B3)
(worked great for booze in the car, back in the day)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)
Nice, the booze version of the dashboard hookah. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:23 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: GigantorX at March 18, 2026 11:23 PM (GhvP1)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 11:24 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: From about That Time
My little Charlie (11 months) eats damn near anything. That includes the Italian stuff I make him and Indian food from the other Grandma - Moong dal, khichdi, and fish curries.
The kid has an ironclad stomach.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2026 11:24 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Methos
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Infrastructure. They've been avoiding it assiduously.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:25 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 11:26 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:21 PM (GD0B3)
Its trump's way of saying hey nice gas field you got there...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:27 PM (GD0B3)
Every other Composer is multiple levels below him.
I generally like Zimmer, but his soundscapes are generally akin to an elephant kicking a garbage can full of hornets as loudly as possible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2026 11:27 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Piper at
Yah know, everybody injecting themselves with fat drugs and vitamins and the like make me somewhat less ashamed for maybe hitting up a drug or two in my misbegotten youth.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 11:27 PM (sl73Y)
The most interesting thing about that photo from the video is the provenance of the main part of the synth-wall behind him -- the main part of it was purchased from Tangerine Dream.
Posted by: goozer at March 18, 2026 11:27 PM (BAs8w)
Posted by: TRex - Afroman did the proofreading at March 18, 2026 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Well, he WAS going to do the proofreading.
But then he got high.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 18, 2026 11:28 PM (aKQEb)
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pretty much, and "see what little disruption can do? I ca make it BIG, DON"T MAKE ME !"
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner
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Haven't seen them say anything other than Macaroni's apology. Displeased that Japan hasn't stepped up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:29 PM (if9yV)
Fat lot a good that did ya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 11:31 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Panic In Needle Park at March 18, 2026 11:31 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Genetics. New stock strengthens the herd.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:31 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 18, 2026 11:31 PM (eMh8N)
Fat lot a good that did ya.
==
no honor among thieves, I tell you...
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 11:33 PM (Li94Y)
55 People who were around when Sputnick was announced told me it had a very profound effect on the public.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 10:18 PM
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Wh- wh- what- what the--
Posted by: Sputternicks at March 18, 2026 11:33 PM (azNOR)
Fat lot a good that did ya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 11:31 PM (Li94Y)
There is false belief about Islam.
That they will follow the 'strong horse'...
It is not true, they follow the strong leader.
/Points at Trump Picture.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 11:34 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 11:35 PM (rIXF2)
OMG! Let's start a GoFundMe to save nurse ratchet's ass! Such a natural treasure must be preserved!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 11:36 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 11:33 PM (Li94Y)
I've said before.... Canada, US, Mexico..... create an energy set of international agreements.... create a Norto Americana sphere... where we develop energy here... and use Tariffs to import or EXPORT any other energy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 11:37 PM (mP0Kj)
55 People who were around when Sputnick was announced told me it had a very profound effect on the public.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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At the time of Alan Shepherd's launch they stopped school classes and played the launch over the speakers in every room.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:38 PM (if9yV)
LNG matters to Europe.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 11:38 PM (gKWVE)
OMG! Let's start a GoFundMe to save nurse ratchet's ass! Such a natural treasure must be preserved!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 11:36 PM (CHHv1)
Sorry, but internet rules must now be enforced...
Pics... or is aint real... /smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 11:39 PM (mP0Kj)
It is dense story...keeping the names straight is a chore.
https://is.gd/iG2Y0L
Texas Criminal Court of Appeals Opinion
https://is.gd/tJ5ix4
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 18, 2026 11:39 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Don't forget Venezuela and other countries producing tangible assets. We're going to have Hemispherical Independence.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:41 PM (if9yV)
LNG matters to Europe.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 11:38 PM (gKWVE)
Part of Iran's export infrastructure, domestic, not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 11:42 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ
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190 or 151?
There's a bunch of wussy states that prohibit the 190 stuff. Beats the hell out of me as to why.
BTW, 190 is as high as you can get without special precautions. Beside the fact that you can't distill above 190 (95% ethanol, 5% water has a lower boiling point than pure ethanol), the pure stuff is hygroscopic. It'll suck water out of the air to get to the 190 point.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 11:42 PM (qiHcY)
tinyurl.com/9abwfaer
And that is why Trump and Israel seem to be pointing fingers at one another.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 11:42 PM (gKWVE)
Take me awaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 11:44 PM (A5RD0)
https://is.gd/iG2Y0L
Texas Criminal Court of Appeals Opinion
https://is.gd/tJ5ix4
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
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Exactly. Send them all back now and avoid much heartache and trouble on both sides.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:44 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: JQ
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190 or 151?
There's a bunch of wussy states that prohibit the 190 stuff. Beats the hell out of me as to why.
BTW, 190 is as high as you can get without special precautions. Beside the fact that you can't distill above 190 (95% ethanol, 5% water has a lower boiling point than pure ethanol), the pure stuff is hygroscopic. It'll suck water out of the air to get to the 190 point.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 11:42 PM (qiHcY)
I can get 190 in jersey. I use it to make shellac for french polishing. Jersey of all places.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:46 PM (snZF9)
Frankly, these hits on Qatar and South Pars look bad.
tinyurl.com/9abwfaer
And that is why Trump and Israel seem to be pointing fingers at one another.
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yeah, go with that
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 11:48 PM (GD0B3)
OMG! Let's start a GoFundMe to save nurse ratchet's ass! Such a natural treasure must be preserved!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 11:36 PM (CHHv1)
It would be a sad day for morons if we relied on GoFundMe to save nurse's ass. We would be forever known as the no chivalry motherfuckers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:48 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2026 11:50 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Myles B at March 18, 2026 11:51 PM (sjqOB)
There is a big difference.
When we moved to OR, we found a German butcher shop in Beaverton that made good kielbasa.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 11:52 PM (qiHcY)
Posted by: runner
Elon Musk commented on that thread if you scroll down. His business uses methane as rocket fuel.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 11:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black
Some comments are hanging curve balls.
Some comments are lobbed grenades.
* dives behind sandbag berm *
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2026 11:50 PM (ZxPkt)
I'm possibly more concerned with the part where she's no thumbs
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 11:55 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Don Black
Some comments are hanging curve balls.
Some comments are lobbed grenades.
* dives behind sandbag berm *
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
I was thinking 35 miles away in a concrete bunker.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 11:55 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 11:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 11:57 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 18, 2026 11:58 PM (eMh8N)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 11:59 PM (qiHcY)
tinyurl.com/9abwfaer
And that is why Trump and Israel seem to be pointing fingers at one another.
Posted by: gKWVE
Never heard of this "arnaud bertrand" before, but I suspect he is a famous sinophile antisemite based on the other posts proudly pinned top of his home page.
"We typically mix up "freedom" with personal freedom, that is your right to act on individual desires (what philosophers call "negative liberty"). But we typically forget that this "freedom" is largely meaningless if you concretely don't have the material conditions to exercise it."
- - arnaud bertrand
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)
https://is.gd/tJ5ix4
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
"the home Appellant shared with Jacobs, Nasemah, Nadia, Nesreen, and Nada"
I thought I had it rough
Posted by: Miklos sees reason for some gratitude at March 18, 2026 11:59 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 12:00 AM (sKqQm)
Now: Lemon Pound Cake Posse
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 11:57 PM (sKqQm)
Drop the lemon:
Pound Cake Posse
Now *that's* catchy.
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 12:05 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 12:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 12:06 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2026 12:07 AM (Li94Y)
https://is.gd/iG2Y0L
Texas Criminal Court of Appeals Opinion
https://is.gd/tJ5ix4
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 18, 2026 11:39 PM (glnUu)
So shitmaggot lost his appeal. When does he get the needle?
And Coty Beavers should have hunted Irsan down and whacked him, as a matter of self-defense.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Don Black
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Don't worry about it... Have a drink. Open bar!
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
A lovely selection, Sir.
Subtle earthy undertones.
*Fritz Feld POP!*
Posted by: GeoSommelier Mikleuse at March 19, 2026 12:08 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)
tinyurl.com/9abwfaer
And that is why Trump and Israel seem to be pointing fingers at one another.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 11:42 PM (gKWVE)
What's really bad is the Iranians didn't have time to fill a building in the target zone full of schoolgirls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:12 AM (8zz6B)
Operation Epic Fury just escalated as the U.S. deploys the A-10 Warthog against Iran, bringing a new level of aerial dominance. With unmatched loitering ability, versatile weapons, and anti-drone precision, the Warthog can strike ground and naval targets while supporting America’s broader strategy. CENTCOM...
youtube.com/watch?v=eDnbenFdyAs
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 12:13 AM (if9yV)
I thought I had it rough
Posted by: Miklos
Now that's funny.
Posted by: mikeski s-een what you did there at March 19, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)
Of course they only ever built one demonstration model.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 12:19 AM (ZxPkt)
Pretty sure the A-10 at minimum airspeed, cannon craters overlap, so it's basically digging a trench. A righteous trench.
Musical interlude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIpYRjnpGjQ
Posted by: Goy George at March 19, 2026 12:19 AM (ZlJbE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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Yep. Connecticut and Vermont are the other NE states that allow it. The whole Atlantic coast all the way to SC, along with PA are 151 only.
That's an expensive way to make shellac; you're paying big bucks for the drinking tax. But, the hoops required by the BATF to get an industrial license are probably not worth it.
Almost every frat at school.had their own secret stash of 190, used for spiking punch or whatever. Any ChemE student knew how to get around the BATF inspectors when they ran a batch of ethanol. There were multiple testing taps on the distilling setup, and one inspector. Nobody needs to get into the locked, logged storage room with the multiple 55gal barrels full of the stuff.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 12:23 AM (qiHcY)
if the Avs would quit fucking around and shoot the damn puck FFS
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 12:25 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 11:52 PM (qiHcY)
The German butcher in Metzger?
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Posted by: Miklos knows what "metzger" means in German at March 19, 2026 12:32 AM (Al4HM)
That was always the joke when we went there.
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Drones over base where Rubio, Hegseth live raise security concerns
Lockdowns at U.S. bases and a global security alert underscore concerns that Iranian retaliation could extend to officials on U.S. soil
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I can set you up with Bubba and Bubba Jr.
Give it about a week
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Tell that one right
Don't want to butcher a good joke
Posted by: Miklos, also he has sharp things at March 19, 2026 12:37 AM (Al4HM)
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Cheaper to buy Johnny Walker and drink twice as much.
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Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 12:38 AM (S/Y4j)
He liked Georgia Moon because it was guaranteed to be aged for less than a month in a paraffin lined barrel, which he felt was truly working overtime for the taste and the brand.
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Michael A. Arouet@MichaelAArouet . 12h
There is a popular myth that Poland enjoys its economic miracle because it didn’t accept immigrants.
In reality, it did let them in, but unlike Western Europe, Poland offers no lavish welfare. Most immigrants work, integrate, and contribute to society. That’s the difference.
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[NO, the difference is that they are Ukrainian Christians]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 12:42 AM (if9yV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
End up with egg on your face
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[NO, the difference is that they are Ukrainian Christians]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 12:42 AM (if9yV)
Well, Christian immigrants do tend to work, integrate, and contribute to society.
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
Certified?
For that it oughtta be Prime or Choice
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239 reviews
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2026 12:46 AM (XeU6L)
Heh. They make a big to-do about their product's purity, but with that level of purification, it would not matter if their source sugars came from certified organic Maine cranberries, or Hostess Twinkies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 12:51 AM (8zz6B)
3h
Australia Has One Month Before Energy Crisis And Fuel Rationing
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That's what you get when you suck China's tit.
Japan has eight months.
Too bad Japan hasn't stepped up to defend in the Persian Gulf.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 12:52 AM (if9yV)
The implication that somehow this conflict can be kept within artificial bounds, where certain things are off-limits, is delusional, and dangerous.
Trump's second post on the Pars gas field thing, while characteristically a bit odd, is at least much better than the one earlier today. In that he said the Israeli strike *was* known/OK to the US (a separate head-scratcher here), but the concerning bit was where he said he thought Iran had gotten the "message" - and that more such attacks would follow if they didn't behave. I felt transported to the late 60s (minus the gas prices).
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Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 12:56 AM (Sy6m/)
https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 12:56 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Kindltot
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No, this guy was on Cedar Hills just above the Shopping Center. Probably folded early 90s.
We did get meat from Metzger later, it was good.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 12:58 AM (qiHcY)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)
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[NO, the difference is that they are Ukrainian Christians]
Posted by: Braenyard
Well, Christian immigrants do tend to work, integrate, and contribute to society.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Also, Ukrainian Christians integrating into Poland? How much effort is that? They have to learn 1/3 of a spoken language, and a new alphabet?
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 01:07 AM (VHUov)
https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 12:56 AM (Sy6m/)
Heh, that was real fun. But I think the tune comes from some '50's or '60's pop song.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:07 AM (8zz6B)
https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo
Posted by: SciVo
This is to the tune of the Drifters' "Under the Boardwalk"
Posted by: Musically minded Miklos at March 19, 2026 01:08 AM (Al4HM)
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Headed to the world of Mad Max
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:10 AM (/lPRQ)
We don't need to be engaged in regime change, or controlling the flow of commerce as long as we have our own resources.
Let the EU and NATO and the UN and our middle eastern partners handle their own shit.
The goal, the endgame here, was the threat of nuclear and ballistic missiles, and a threat to our security.
Pull back. Resupply. Let it play out. If we're targeted, reengage.
Chances are we won't do that because we are being handsomely paid.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 01:11 AM (M9gjJ)
Aaaaaaggggghhhhhh.
I need to sleep, but am so *wound up*. Can't wait to ditch the freeloader!
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)
This is to the tune of the Drifters' "Under the Boardwalk"
Posted by: Musically minded Miklos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2026 01:13 AM (XeU6L)
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Nice ONT, TRex, I do get a kick out of the people of Pittsburgh, nice shenanigans on a Wednesday night.
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Posted by: Musically minded Miklos at March 19, 2026 01:08 AM (Al4HM)
That's it!
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I'll mail in a cheek.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 01:16 AM (RkR9o)
That's an expensive way to make shellac; you're paying big bucks for the drinking tax. But, the hoops required by the BATF to get an industrial license are probably not worth it.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 12:23 AM (qiHcY)
Well the thing is you have to avoid wood alcohol because it can attack your optic nerves and make you blind. Your fingers can get into it when you french polish, so everclear is the way to fly. It works better too while polishing. You get a faster buildup because its not as strong as denatured alcohol, or so it seems anyway, so you don't have the alcohol attacking the layer you just applied. Yeah it costs more, but you have that bottle of everclear for a fairly long time. You only need 8oz to make a good size batch thats lasts awhile.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:18 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mikeski
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They not into raping young girls, boys or goats.
Not much into stabbing others in the back either.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 01:20 AM (if9yV)
Pull back. Resupply. Let it play out. If we're targeted, reengage.
Chances are we won't do that because we are being handsomely paid.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 01:11 AM (M9gjJ)
Unless the regime is changed, they will simply regroup, and restart their weapons programs. They are fanatics, after all. Put Pahlavi on the throne, and he will be an ally, not a simmering enemy. But let him decide when, and how to restart a democratic republic, if ever.
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Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 01:21 AM (M9gjJ)
Aaaaaaggggghhhhhh.
I need to sleep, but am so *wound up*. Can't wait to ditch the freeloader!
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)
You have the trebuchet ready as a backup plan?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 01:22 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: mikeski
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They not into raping young girls, boys or goats.
Not much into stabbing others in the back either.
Posted by: Braenyard
And generally go inside to pray
Posted by: Miklos , anti-multi at March 19, 2026 01:23 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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He will be better than us at thrashing out the chaf.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 01:26 AM (if9yV)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:25 AM (rdVOm)
Put him on a plane to Puerto Rico.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:27 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:28 AM (rdVOm)
First world problem.
The Baptist church 2 blocks from us has started blasting something that sounds like wind chimes every two hours.
I hate wind chimes, they are intrusive unless you live far away from your neighbors.
I don't want to hear that shit every two hours, all day long even during the night.
It's a weird Baptist church, our kids stopped going there because it's one of those churches that is wackadoddle about whatever is the latest social media shit.
I don't want to hear that shit in my house.
Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2026 01:28 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mikeski
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They not into raping young girls, boys or goats.
Not much into stabbing others in the back either.
Posted by: Braenyard
And generally go inside to pray
Posted by: Miklos
Plus, so I have heard, Ukes are masters of using beets in a wide range applications.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 19, 2026 01:28 AM (glnUu)
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So, it's probably 190 proof. I'm sure that the.price varies by state because different state tax rates, but, even so, that's one hell of a bargain. If I owned a bar, I'd be buying this for use in all those flaming drinks. The last time I bought 190, I paid about $30 a pint, and I'm sure it hasn't gone down since then.
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This is to the tune of the Drifters' "Under the Boardwalk"
Posted by: Musically minded Miklos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2026 01:13 AM (XeU6L)
Ha! Now the comments are a mix of, "I had my first girlfriend when this song was on the radio and it always takes me back to holding hands on the beach," and "MAMA'S LEMON POUND CAAAAAAKE"
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Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2026 01:32 AM (0nHVk)
I don't want to hear that shit in my house.
Posted by: four seasons
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Doesn't sound like a Baptist church. Can' t be a Southern Baptist Church,
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 01:35 AM (if9yV)
I hate wind chimes, they are intrusive unless you live far away from your neighbors.
I don't want to hear that shit every two hours, all day long even during the night.
It's a weird Baptist church, our kids stopped going there because it's one of those churches that is wackadoddle about whatever is the latest social media shit.
I don't want to hear that shit in my house.
Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2026 01:28 AM (3ek7K)
One of the churches in Three Hills, Alberta, not far from where I live, has church bells that sound the hours. I don't mind that; at least it is nominally useful. Stanley Park, in Vancouver, B.C. had the Nine O'Clock Gun, a cannon that fired each evening at nine P.M., originally intended as a signal to cease fishing for the evening. Somebody loaded a rock in it once, and it holed the "ESSO" sign on a fuel barge in the harbor. I'm sure it's been discontinued, now.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 01:38 AM (if9yV)
Braenyard,
We are in small town Wyoming. I can't figure out what is going on with them.
I don't want to be the asshole that complains, but what can I do?
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Damn, that seems pricey. Its around $35 for 1.75L, about a 1/2 gallon around here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:40 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 01:41 AM (if9yV)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 01:29 AM (qiHcY)
I went to their Web site, because I had the same thought, Azeotrope, and all that. Well, they distill it to 92.5%, which is the azeotrope. Then they pass that through a molecular sieve made of engineered zeolite which traps all the water. Then they redistill the now dehydrated alcohol in a pot still to get rid of any organics that report to the heads and tails; only the mid-run gets bottled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:42 AM (8zz6B)
Why can't people keep their religion to themselves?
When our kids went to the church we attended some activities the grandkids were involved in. We thought the church was weird and our kids finally decided the church was fucked up.
Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2026 01:44 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2026 01:38 AM (3ek7K)
Open a mosque, and play the call to prayer 5 times a day?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:44 AM (8zz6B)
I'm taking him to some local social services outfit, that probably will want to sign him up for a housing list. I described the situation to them last week, and they said they would research options for him. I made clear, when they tried to book app't for 2 weeks away, that that was not acceptable: he needs to leave my house ASAP, so they miraculously found an appt date for 1 week away. (Tomorrow.) I told them he must go to homeless shelter if other accommodation can't be found at that time.
BIL is too impatient (what I've noticed, especially *last time* he was here) and will probably decline and whinge -OR- try to stay in my house while he waits. NOPE!!!
So-- perhaps he will buy himself a bus ticket to whereverthefuck and try to sponge off of someone else? We'll see.
He's too needy. I'm tapped out after dealing with hubby.
I want my life and my house back. Period.
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)
@wretchardthecat
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My own sense is that we are reaching the point of maximum danger in OEF as the US/Israel campaign relentlessly grinds its foe down. The Islamic Republic represents a 49 year investment, not only by Shia radicals but also by Russia and China.
The loss of that giant edifice means personal death for many and political oblivion for countless more. It represents geopolitical defeat for powerful nations. People and fanatic states do not expire without a fight, especially if they are comprised of brave men. As they lose their grip they will become desperate in a way that people who have not been in that situation cannot grasp.
Posted by: 13times at March 19, 2026 01:45 AM (rbzge)
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Pull back. Resupply. Let it play out. If we're targeted, reengage.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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That only works if we control oil and fuelexports. If our local.refiners don't have to compete with foreign refiners for our crude, and we don't have to outbid foreigners for the locally refined gas and diesel it can work. Otherwise our prices are going to rise, drastically when the world supply takes the big hit.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 01:45 AM (qiHcY)
But it would be political suicide to not fund the air force, navy and marines for obvious national security reasons.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 01:45 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:52 AM (8zz6B)
I went to their Web site, because I had the same thought, Azeotrope, and all that. Well, they distill it to 92.5%, which is the azeotrope. Then they pass that through a molecular sieve made of engineered zeolite which traps all the water. Then they redistill the now dehydrated alcohol in a pot still to get rid of any organics that report to the heads and tails; only the mid-run gets bottled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yahbut...
I see poly (I assume HDPE) bottles in the pics. It isn't going to stay "dry" in those bottles for more than a month or so. My previous job had a PhD Chemist, and MS Chemist, and a BSChemE. I remember one of them describing an experiment where they filled a 100 ml. beaker with 100% ethanol and set it on the counter in a room at normal humidity -around 35-40% rh, , waited an hour and tested it. It was 95%.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 02:00 AM (qiHcY)
Gabbard further states that it is not the job of the intelligence community to determine what is and isn’t an “imminent threat,” but instead the job of the President
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 02:03 AM (if9yV)
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We're missing a golden opportunity in becoming the Universe's Wise Ass. THIS video should be what we're sending out into Outer Space via radio waves. It will accomplish a couple things. #1 It makes us appear innocuous if not a little eclectic . Surely, if an Alien race wants to conquer us, they won't be sending their A Team. #2 It would be a great joke for small talk when that first four armed, six eyed alien shows up for first contact with a fish bowl as a gift.
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Posted by: Braenyard
Darleen just hits the horn when she pulls up after a double shift.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 02:13 AM (if9yV)
Good night AOP.
fourseasons, you are probably better off just reading the Bible together as a family.
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Unofficial Trump on X"
States right on the tweet it's a "fan account"
Why you posting fake nuuz?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 19, 2026 02:22 AM (cO6oP)
Debby,
That is what son and daughter-in-law are doing with the grandchildren now.
They have a church service every Sunday in their home now.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 02:41 AM (if9yV)
I bid you sweet dreams, Horde, I will not get seven hours of sleep tonight but I am going to strive for 5.
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Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 02:45 AM (M9gjJ)
Artillery and JDAMs also do a lot of the work, but if I were younger I would be looking to build some skill with tools that might be useful in the event of our slow civil war continuing to heat up. Drones, ECM/ECCM, and, yes, dirt bikes are on the list.
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Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Tragedy. Give it to me, I can't stand pimentos.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 02:55 AM (if9yV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 02:41 AM (if9yV)
I remember those. You understand the dilemma. There are some high end adventure motorcycles that seem ok, but I can't see riding cross country on them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:56 AM (snZF9)
Very aggravating.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Actually, it's not aggravating; it's irritating. Aggravation is a worsening of an already problematic situation.
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Artillery and JDAMs also do a lot of the work, but if I were younger I would be looking to build some skill with tools that might be useful in the event of our slow civil war continuing to heat up. Drones, ECM/ECCM, and, yes, dirt bikes are on the list.
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There is one I see a lot thats made by yamaha. Its called the 700 Tenere, or Tenere 700, some shit like that. Supposedly reliable as all hell, 2 cylinder, not 1 as some of these things, and it has horsepower in the low 70's, which is plenty of power. Its like 12K new. Not exactly cheap, but it looks pretty good. Yeah I think of colander face mask world and really wouldn't want to do it on a harley. Harley makes one called the pan america, its like 150 HP, but its 20K. No way.
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia
>Okay so it was a two olive martini. No worries.
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Takaichi will depart Japan for Washington on Wednesday evening.
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Strait of Hormuz, Takaichi explained that the government is considering what can be done within the framework of Japanese law._3.nhk.or.jp/
"If the current unstable situation continues, things will get even harder for both Japan and the United -States, as well as the rest of the world," Kyodo News reported.
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reaffirm the strong commitment of both Japan and the United States to a "Free and Open Indo-Pacific (FOIP),"
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while the prime minister said Monday that no decision had been made “regarding the dispatch of escort vessels,” she appeared to leave the door open for other options on Tuesday, _.japantimes.co.jp/new
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 03:18 AM (if9yV)
https://yamahamotorsports.com/models/tenere-700
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 03:12 AM (Sy6m/)
Right? Probably one of the nicest mid priced ones I saw.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 03:30 AM (snZF9)
My kid has a BMW R1150GS that he does that shit on. Took it all the way up the Alaska haul road to the circle, etc. As far as comfort,
In 2001, two guys, Jeff Earls and John O'keefe, each rode the IBR together and finished 15th on that same kind of bike. 11,241 miles over 7 days.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 03:38 AM (qiHcY)
The USS Tripoli amphibious group just passed through the Malacca Strait and is on its way to the Iranian coast.
It’s essentially a light aircraft carrier with 20+ vertical takeoff aircraft & helicopters, large landing ships, a destroyer & 2500 Marines
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 03:40 AM (if9yV)
My kid has a BMW R1150GS that he does that shit on. Took it all the way up the Alaska haul road to the circle, etc. As far as comfort,
In 2001, two guys, Jeff Earls and John O'keefe, each rode the IBR together and finished 15th on that same kind of bike. 11,241 miles over 7 days.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 03:38 AM (qiHcY)
Yeah thats one of the high end bikes I was talking about. I think the drummer from Rush, Neil Peart did something like 55,000 miles in something like a year and a half touring all over the US and some of south America. He was riding one of those bikes. Might have been the RG1100. He was all over the place and probably going 500 miles a day for months. He was changing his oil a lot, and when near a BMW dealer he would leave it there for a day and had it gone through. I don't think he ever broke down with it.
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Shelter dogs looking for a home
In a world of Other Two Dogs, be First Dog. Dog has a friend over. The Infiltrator. If this is real, it's a good way to get kicked to death. Animals get spooky when they're confronted with the uncanny valley.
Dogs are innately protectors. Even "coolers," like in Roadhouse. They also protect the oceans from pollution. And dogs are naturally romantic. They can be a little dramatic sometimes, if I'm being honest. "The most photographed dog in the world" hangs out of his Venice window, posing for tourists.
13-year-old bat dog retrieves her final bat before retirement ❤️
— Baseball Central™ (@BaseballCentraI) March 17, 2026
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Dog’s first day back at work after having a week off.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/OKxoQ8M7h3
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 18, 2026
Milky Way galaxy rising above Monument Valley.pic.twitter.com/gBagnyBckE
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 17, 2026
This is Molly. Her favorite human started packing for college and Molly immediately went full duffel defense mode. Doesn’t want her owner to leave because best friends simply don’t leave each other behind. the purest golden loyalty ❤️
— Puppies 🐶 (@Puppieslover) March 17, 2026
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 18, 2026 11:06 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2026 07:49 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2026 07:49 PM (MIIRH)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:52 PM (+nEug)
This is not what I expected, but worth watching, especially after the intense trauma of last night's Café.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 07:53 PM (Dd38x)
Oregon high school principal Jeremy Williams who was placed on leave for celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk has just been SENTENCED to 5 YEARS in prison over possession of child pornography.
Its always the ones... you frankly kinda suspected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
I suggest Epstein Blvd.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (4NO2D)
Who's
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM
Will do. She has been very demanding of them lately.
She is a wonderful cat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
I suggest Epstein Blvd.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (8avO+)
Or just add a "Julio" ...in front of César Chávez
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 07:57 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Love is love
Posted by: Zombie Cesar Chavez at March 18, 2026 07:57 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:59 PM (PYyV9)
I'd like to see somebody try that in a kangaroo outfit.
Most likely, he'd get his ass beat like Rand Paul.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 18, 2026 08:00 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2026 08:02 PM (E/qck)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)
I heard that Chuck Norris visited Africa and punched a horse under the chin once. That's where we got Giraffes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:02 PM (PYyV9)
YouTube short, Melania yesterday looking fabulous of course
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 08:03 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
That's just a tall tale.
Posted by: It's a stretch at March 18, 2026 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX)
I did manage to download Linux Mint on my old laptop this afternoon. It's going through the setup and update process right now. I accept that I am computer illiterate and I hope that clicking "yes" on all the default settings will be good enough.
Posted by: PabloD at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (+HNa2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)
Let me know when they get to Obama.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: J. Random Red Shirt at March 18, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
That's just a tall tale.
Posted by: It's a stretch at March 18, 2026 08:04 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tall Tail at March 18, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:07 PM (RIvkX)
'The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced'
They should rename 13th Street after Chavez. That was his favorite number.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:08 PM (fd80v)
Sniff!
I went through the same thing many years ago.
Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2026 08:09 PM (qmOsv)
Posted by: It's a stretch at March 18, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)
It was called 39th Avenue until 2009.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:10 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at March 18, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Accomack at March 18, 2026 08:13 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)
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Prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (RIvkX)
Odd how she was so opposed to burning fossil fuels and now is demanding Cuba's oil burning plants be allowed to restart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
LoL!! The left always Stalin's there own.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (s1NDj)
LOL from local news:
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM
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"The late?" It was 33 years ago.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (azNOR)
>>@ShelbyTalcott
·
34m
>>News: Joe Kent is under FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified information, three sources tell me. I’m told the investigation pre-dates his departure.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
For decades after S.F. changed the name to Cesar Shaves, the freeway exits said "Army" because the state wasn't paying.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 18, 2026 08:18 PM (KAi1n)
' Joe Kent is under FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified information'
Great. We can't send any democrats to prison but we can nail Joe Kent.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:19 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 08:21 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Accomack at March 18, 2026 08:22 PM (GbONR)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: It's a stretch
>Call it the Paolo Backstreet. They also service tacos.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 08:25 PM (M9gjJ)
LoL
I break myself up!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 18, 2026 08:26 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 08:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 18, 2026 08:27 PM (Ubow6)
🚨 BREAKING: Iran Launch WAR On Saudi Arabia - Qatar Expel IRGC From Doha
Has Iran IRGC managed to avoid dropping a missile on Qatar?
If they had not then they should have just killed the IRGC within its borders.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:30 PM (/lPRQ)
#yotambien claims another
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 18, 2026 08:31 PM (Ubow6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)
The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186
The fraud encompassed in this bill includes:
- Social Security fraud,
- SNAP (food assistance) fraud,
- Mail fraud,
- Conspiracy to defraud the U.S.,
- Theft or bribery involving federal funds,
- Identification document fraud,
- And other similar crimes involving government funds or public benefits.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (if9yV)
The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186
What will the Senate do with it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (Cqx++)
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B)
Fair. Pits are everywhere.
Doggy daycare?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)
What will the Senate do with it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Beat off to it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:34 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:35 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
Maybe they could call it Schwarzenegger Drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March
Everything I own is Apple, here and running my business. I have 2 iMacs at the store, a MacBook Pro, Ry uses a MacBook Air and her iPad for school. I have the new iPad Air, you can do as much on it as you can the NEO, which does looks like an awesome little entry laptop. We can say what we want about them being commies or whatever, but the seamlessness between everything, to include my phones / watch is awesome. I am no IT person, so the fact I can set all this up speaks to its usability.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 08:37 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 08:37 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 08:37 PM (sl73Y)
You're not the boss of me!!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 18, 2026 08:38 PM (/HDaX)
What will the Senate do with it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What an excellent bill!
for me to poop on
Posted by: John Thune the insult comic senator at March 18, 2026 08:39 PM (gKWVE)
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM
Oh but it’s gun control laws that are the issue, right?
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 08:39 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223
Or the judge.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2026 08:40 PM (9U0Wy)
Look at the dog right behind the Golden's head. That dog is severely malnourished.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m)
And has anyone heard how IrishEi is doing? She had surgery this week.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 18, 2026 08:41 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:42 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)
She's porked out a bit, but I doubt rendering her out for oil would keep the lights on in Cuba for very long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:43 PM (8zz6B)
65 🚨BREAKING: The Iraqi national, who entered Zwink Elementary in Klein, TX ARMED WITH A GUN, posted a $75k bond and has been RELEASED!
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM
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He'd have to post 10% with a bail bondsman, right? Where did this dysfunctional dingbat get $7500 on short notice? His friends down at the mosque?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 08:45 PM (azNOR)
After Allegations of Sexual Abuse Surfaced Blvd.?
We're gonna need a bigger sign.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2026 08:46 PM (DsA2n)
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (DaZ/o)
Well, it does make him more accessible to vigilantes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)
She's porked out a bit, but I doubt rendering her out for oil would keep the lights on in Cuba for very long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If you burned bullshit she could keep the island going for a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:46 PM (DaZ/o)
Look at the dog right behind the Golden's head. That dog is severely malnourished.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Besides that one skinny dog it looks more like a boarding facility than a shelter. Lots of pure bread and expensive looking dogs.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 18, 2026 08:47 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:47 PM (viF8m)
Dont let these motherfuckers get arrested. Make the morgue come get them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)
Should illegals already be automatically deported already?
And now some Judge will read this possible law as requiring a conviction before deporting any illegal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 18, 2026 08:48 PM (OTOad)
Fuck, that dog has a lot of energy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:43 PM (8zz6B)
She knocked up.
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2026 08:49 PM (LHPAg)
'Melania does have really good looking feet.'
Is there a link?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)
We're waiting ...
Posted by: Rex Ryan at March 18, 2026 08:50 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 18, 2026 08:50 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: rickb223
Or the judge.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Bring back the old ways - where accused criminals run to the judge and jail for protection less an angry mob kill them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:50 PM (/lPRQ)
The chick is the hottest of the Star Trek chicks though.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 08:51 PM (oob1u)
I saw Dog Propaganda open for Message To Bears at Forest Hills Stadium in 2013.
https://youtu.be/il4LYuMCMT4
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 08:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
I think that's a given. But it does provide a tool to accelerate some deportations, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's what they are creating.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:52 PM (DaZ/o)
LoL!! The left always Stalin's there own.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (s1NDj)
So true...and only the NYT is allowed to purge the disfavored left, and the minions all fall in line.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 08:52 PM (y171U)
I'm sorry, but it's going to take you going to two links, I swear they are fine! One is CTH, the other is X.
I just want to get this all out there before you go, if you go...
The CTH link is to a post from earlier today, about Trump and his call for Europe to man up and defend the Straight of Hormuz....
https://tinyurl.com/CTH-Article
The first page of that post has a link called "Poland is sending two escort ships" which is the link below.
https://tinyurl.com/two-ships
Sorry, one more link, this to let you know the status of Poland's Navy...
https://tinyurl.com/Poland-Navy
OK, so my problem is, what the fuck is going on? The CTH is usually a very reliable source of information, but I have tried numerous times to point out this obvious falsehood in the post, and neither the admins not the commentors will even acknowledge it...
So am I right, or am I insane?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Unkaren
Some of them could probably learn table manners and grooming habits from them, too.
Posted by: mikeski washes his salad comb at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Jonathan Lawson of Colonial Penn-Guin at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Unkaren
Then we might want to beat them less.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 08:57 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (Cqx++)
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.'
I'm getting to have a real problem with judges.
But the Dread Faggot Roberts says that I'm the one that is the problem.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (fd80v)
Practically or de facto a major plank in the party platform.
What would really invoke the ire of “progressives” would be that Mr. Chavez and his oft-repeated attacks on illegal aliens and migration.
In those days, Unions were staunch protectionist, acknowledging the plain fact that labor is subject to supply and demand the same as anything else.
Wages have been stagnant since 1974, which is truly remarkable. I remember an interview with AFL-CIO leader Dick Trumpka shortly before he died. He said he had absolutely no problem with millions of illegal aliens in the labor pool.
You have to concede a grudging admiration for decades of hollowing out our institutions, the Long March. It is truly something to behold. Government, Churches, corporations, Academia, you name it.
None of this would have been remotely possible without a phony baloney “reserve currency” confetti-buck money laundering operation. The Fed Buck Cannon will thwart any legislation, popular sentiment, simply by paying off the right people. The AFL-CIO leaders were some of those people.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (l+ype)
Posted by: SSBN 656
You aren't crazy. Are they helping out or not? Who is lying?
Poland not supporting US strikes on Iran, defence minister says
Poland will not send its troops to Iran, PM Tusk says
WARSAW, March 17 (Reuters) - Poland will not send troops to Iran as the conflict does not directly affect its security,
Tue, March 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM CST
Guess what motherfuckers? Nothing in Europe directly affects the US's security.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (nz1sK)
Rocky Kanaka of "Sitting With Dogs" says the shelters are filled with purebreds. If you want a purebred, check the shelters first. German shepherds are everywhere, and of course poor pitties.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:00 PM (1wjle)
The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186
The fraud encompassed in this bill includes:
- Social Security fraud,
- SNAP (food assistance) fraud,
- Mail fraud,
- Conspiracy to defraud the U.S.,
- Theft or bribery involving federal funds,
- Identification document fraud,
- And other similar crimes involving government funds or public benefits.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (if9yV)
Senate will say heck no this is too restrictive and racist
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 09:00 PM (y171U)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: ace
Rocky is awesome. I wish I could have a dog. Can't until I retire.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (DaZ/o)
is it though?
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle)
Whelp. I'm starting to re-think that opinion....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (dmDsy)
I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today.
It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.
_strongly worded letter to follow
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:03 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 09:03 PM (n5tGW)
So am I right, or am I insane?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (dmDsy)
They're Kool-Aid drinkers over there, kind of like what I imagine LGF to have been.
I posted some correct and helpful info to a post one time, re: gun control laws, and I got put in mod hell ever after for all future comments.
Buncha homos.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:03 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
1wile? I thought Ace was an Ewok, not a coyote.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
The chick is the hottest of the Star Trek chicks though.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
I don't recall the abortion angle. Overpopulation, sure. That was obvious. It was fiction, just like Ehrlich's tripe. Still love ST:TOS.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
is it though?
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle)
Whelp. I'm starting to re-think that opinion....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (dmDsy)
I mean, I know it sounds gay, but I really feel a sense of betrayal.... Such an obvious lie... why not just spit in my fucking face?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:06 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Better to keep your mouth shut than admit you aren't going to help a NATO ally "because it doesn't affect" your security.
We could have skipped WWI & the European theater of WWII because it didn't affect our security.
At the very least, send a five man unit to train on drones in real time.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:06 PM (DaZ/o)
Pretty neat, but he put it in the wrong side of the recycling container. 2/10
Posted by: also, definitely DiMaggio at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (VHUov)
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
Same. Check out www.newsnow.com and ancipient.com for some straight news.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Camel brigade.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Behind In My Reading at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (oftw2)
Camel brigade.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (DaZ/o)
Gold plated camels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Now that would be an entry I'd like to see in the Dakar Rally (now raced entirely in Saudi Arabia).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (s1NDj)
Daniel Foubert @Arrogance_0024
#Breaking: Poland sends its 2 aircraft carriers Paweł and Gaweł to the Gulf, being the first Europe
an country to positively answer Trump's request.
***Nerk***
Search Assist
No, Poland does not currently operate any aircraft carriers. The Polish Navy is primarily focused on smaller vessels and does not have the capability or need for aircraft carriers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
Same. Check out www.newsnow.com and ancipient.com for some straight news.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Yeah, WeaselZippers went bananas at the end there... some fag booted me because I said something conservative... fuckin' nuts!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:10 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD)
Saudi Arabia now says they are going to respond militarily.
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Arrest Shia. Confiscate assets.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (azNOR)
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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They have stuff but prefer that others do, you know, work.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (if9yV)
LOL!
That's part of what I posted on CTH! And no one fucking cared!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:12 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Yes, they are obsolete just like the B-52.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:12 PM (if9yV)
I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today.
It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.
_strongly worded letter to follow
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (if9yV)
Fuck you, Macron! It's a pity Iran's missiles don't have the range to hit Fwance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)
This is the X Post...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (dmDsy)
Community note: Poland does not own any aircraft carriers
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (vSvIl)
We could have skipped WWI & the European theater of WWII because it didn't affect our security.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:06 PM (DaZ/o)
PDJT said yesterday Germany is the worst, we have been supporting them and propping them up for 80 years.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 09:15 PM (y171U)
This is the X Post...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (dmDsy)
Community note: Poland does not own any aircraft carriers
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (vSvIl)
Exactly! Now you see my... shock? disappointment? disillusionment? Many other words!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:16 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 09:16 PM (Q+gd/)
HMS Dragon should be passing south of Sardinia and approaching Malta by now. Unless the ship broke down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:18 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:19 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard
The love shack will always be a little old place where we can get together.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (KAi1n)
PDJT said yesterday Germany is the worst, we have been supporting them and propping them up for 80 years.
Posted by: Joemarine
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Oh, it was so grand, when they elected an East-German as chancellor, wasn't it?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (if9yV)
Emmanuel Macron@EmmanuelMacron . 1h
I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today.
It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.
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The US has been avoiding these targets. Iran hasn't. So from France, no ships, no planes, just a simpering proposal for a moratorium that the disconnected remnants of Iraqi chain of command will ignore. Macron should have stayed home and shut the doors and windows. Maybe his wife was beating on him again and he ran out to play at diplomacy to get away.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)
Pull our troops out.
Expel the UN from the US
Go back to the drawing board and figure out, according to our national priorities, what we should reinstate.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (s1NDj)
Kirk basically offered them all the ' birth control' methods available and they refused. Since they were the 'bad' guys their explanation why was supposed to be negative to the viewer. Kirk was the one giving the 'logical' and 'right' opinion.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:22 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:18 PM (2GVsD)
Speaking of Malta, why do so few soda fountains offer Malted Milks anymore?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 09:16 PM (Q+gd/
Nope. Iran government has about a week of life left.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:24 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: davidt
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Except there's no other nation capable of fighting it.
Although, we should pull our nukes out of England
and do something about Pakistan.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:24 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (if9yV)
More soap in the solution? More soak time? I need the Heloise for dog butt bathing.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (2GVsD)
In his own way, as bad as the keening death harpy of canada.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (if9yV)
Such a war could cause dozens of dollars of damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:27 PM (8zz6B)
Thanks but really I'm fine.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)
Pull our troops out.
Expel the UN from the US
Go back to the drawing board and figure out, according to our national priorities, what we should reinstate.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (A5RD0)
Your cut of jib?
I like it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:28 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (KiBMU)
Hair trimmer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:28 PM (8zz6B)
Thanks but really I'm fine.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)
Marijuana, what can't it do?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sorry Man, I HAD To! at March 18, 2026 09:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 09:29 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2026 09:29 PM (9U0Wy)
Posted by: SSBN 656
I am going to guess that 'X' posts can be edited because the two carriers are fake as shit... guessing that the post was changed because it is ludicrous. And the ship names are a famous old Polish pre-WWII movie... famous for Poland anyway.
Like "Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum". IOW, Sundance got punked.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
In small towns. There is, or used to be until recently in Beasley's Jewelers in old downtown Lewisville, Texas where everyone got their class rings for 80 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:34 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:33 PM (/lPRQ)
That seems to happen a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (KiBMU)
Hair trimmer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Exactly.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:35 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: M. Gaga
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Run her on 'Delicates' and make sure to use the lowest spin speed.
Posted by: AoS Vet Desk at March 18, 2026 09:35 PM (8AONa)
Like "Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum". IOW, Sundance got punked.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Agreed! And yet, no acknowledgement of that fact from either SD, the admins, or the commenters!
Almost like the whole place was some kind of Twilight Zone Potemkin Village....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:36 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:37 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:37 PM (2NHgQ)
Do all the boys wear crew cuts and striped shirts and go down to the creek after school to catch frogs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)
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You should give her a "sanitary trim" and keep the area trimmed from here on to prevent future issues.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 18, 2026 09:39 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:39 PM (2GVsD)
In his own way, as bad as the keening death harpy of canada.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)
I went to lunch with Kate Pierson and Schnieder as a friend of a friend of a friend ( I was an assistant tennis pro, friend was the head pro. Friend of head pro was Pierson's chiropractor) . And Schnieder definitely wanted to choke on my friend's dick.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: davidt
Eventually. Our current crop of leaders around the world may not be as inbred as the European royals of the late 19th/early 20th Century, but they are as short sighted and arrogant.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)
More soap in the solution? More soak time? I need the Heloise for dog butt bathing.
Posted by: M. Gaga
Shave ass.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:37 PM (2NHgQ)
Heh!
When we moved from Long Island up to Western NY, my brother and I went to one of those in a Woolworths. We asked for a soda, because that's what a coke was, to us, anyway... The guy brings back this monster ice cream float and says "That'll be 3 dollars" (or so)
We ran away, didn't have that kind of money!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026
Will she let you clip them with small scissors? And going forward, maybe do a sanitary clip on her to avoid it all together? We do this with Saijo monthly - well, his groomer does. He gets the male version so he stays clean everywhere. 😉
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
>Everybody is being punked all of the time.
I should look into a startup called PunkedAI. A full service solution. Better than Hollywood.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 09:43 PM (M9gjJ)
Fuck. Daily dish. Gay.
I guess that tracks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2026 09:44 PM (XD+PD)
Almost like the whole place was some kind of Twilight Zone Potemkin Village....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Sometimes the simplest explanation is best -
His readers are no more likely to read the main post as readers here.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)
I'd say that entry is more than a little dated.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:45 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (dmDsy)
So that's why Woolworth's went broke!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:45 PM (8zz6B)
Fuck. Daily dish. Gay.
I guess that tracks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:44 PM (zZu0s)
Do those gay-ass sites still even exist???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:45 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: runner
Spain will be sending their Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria cruisers as well.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 09:45 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Sometimes the simplest explanation is best -
His readers are no more likely to read the main post as readers here.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)
You may be onto something there...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:46 PM (dmDsy)
Local media is going all out throwing Cesar Chavez under the bus.
Did not have that on my bingo card.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:47 PM (SYlCh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:45 PM (8zz6B)
Sorry!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:47 PM (dmDsy)
Which bitch was that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
That sentence really doesn't need the part from "including" through "Salon". Just a way to get links to lefty sites, because Wikipedia, I'm sure.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 09:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:45 PM (oob1u)
Mannix but not TJM. So last 5 years maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)
"Former director of the National Counterterrorism Center (NCTC) Joe Kent is reportedly being investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) for “allegedly leaking classified information.”
Shelby Talcott, a White House Correspondent for Semafor, reported that according to “three sources,” Kent, who resigned from his position on Tuesday, is being investigated by the FBI. The alleged investigation “pre-dates his departure.”
In another post, Talcott said, “a fourth source” also confirmed this."
He was leaking. I believe Bannon is involved. 2 month ago Bannon had a "leakee" who divulged that the US and Israel are "going to do something" vis-a-vis Iran. At the time when nothing was concrete and Witkoff was shuttling back and forth. Bannon created a "media company" so he could hide his nefarious activities under the guise of "journalism".
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:50 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:50 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: My Ass Is Shaved, BTW. at March 18, 2026 09:50 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: runner
Depends.
Helps with those leaks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:51 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (KiBMU)
Hair trimmer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:28 PM (8zz6B)
Are you willing to spring for a professional groomer? Taking her in every couple of months would take care of such "needs" as well as a good bath and nail trim.
Posted by: moki at March 18, 2026 09:51 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 18, 2026 09:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Dogs are awesome and make life better.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 18, 2026 09:52 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: M. Gaga
Shave ass.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (/lPRQ)
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Laser hair removal. It's the wave of the future!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2026 09:52 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 18, 2026 09:52 PM (gQ15S)
Would you need more memory for streaming? You are running a few programs simultaneously.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:52 PM (zZu0s)
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Ha! I think ya hafta cuff your jeans, and wear Keds. Carry a Barlow pocket knife, possibly a Daisy BB-gun.
My buddy tried the “bet you can’t hit that Robin” (but I missed on purpose). I was always a crack shot, but who would shoot a Robin? I’m a softie.
No tin can is safe, those marauding things need to be put down.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 09:52 PM (29nn/)
Posted by: My Ass Is Shaved, BTW. at March 18, 2026 09:50 PM (oftw2)
You vixen!
Posted by: Denny Crane - It's Almost Like You WANT Me To Cum In My Pants! at March 18, 2026 09:53 PM (dmDsy)
https://tinyurl.com/5n7732f5
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:48 PM (2GVsD)
If it doesn't have a Pentium V processor, don't buy it.
Seriously? Ask Pixy. That's right in his wheelhouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:53 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 09:53 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 09:54 PM (y171U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:54 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 09:52 PM (29nn/)
Pappaw and I shot hickory nuts out of the tree from chairs on the porch.
Good memory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:55 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/5n7732f5
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:48 PM (2GVsD)
What are you wanting to do with it? If you can swing it, building it with a buddy would save you some cash.
I don't like Home versions of Windows, so that's a no for me, but may work for you. Also, you're getting a mouse and keyboard, and that is likely adding to the cost. Those are personal items for me, and I would rather choose my own.
Honestly, overall, I bet you could find a better deal at Costco.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:55 PM (dK+Kv)
Helps with those leaks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:51 PM (A5RD0)
We have you covered! And thanks for the plug!
Posted by: Makers of Depends, Absorbent Undergarments at March 18, 2026 09:56 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:56 PM (GD0B3)
Why I am looking at 32GB of DDR5 and a 2TB drive as requirements. No 16GB or 1TB.
Meta PC? Not dealt with them but have heard of them. NewEgg still being around blew my mind,
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:57 PM (2GVsD)
Honestly, overall, I bet you could find a better deal at Costco.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:55 PM (dK+Kv)
You can have my IBM M keyboard after I beat you to death with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:57 PM (2GVsD)
Nerdrotic flacks for them and they seem to have decent reviews. He has a promo code.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:50 PM (oob1u)
Anyone willing to bet that the Latina chicks he boinked were not illegals themselves? They would be motivated to not report such acts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:58 PM (8zz6B)
Gack.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:00 PM (2GVsD)
Go to the tech thread in morning and shop some ideas there. All the nerds hang out, and Pixy is plugged in to all the latest specs and prices.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:01 PM (dK+Kv)
Laser hair removal. It's the wave of the future!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
===
Brazilian
Epilady
Pressure Washer...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 10:01 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:01 PM (dK+Kv)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 10:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s)
I have one of those in a tote somewhere for post-Apocalyptic warlord aura.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s)
Ummmmm.... you can just keep that then.....it's cool...no problem...I'm just backing away slowly......
Posted by: Whoever You Are Talking To. at March 18, 2026 10:02 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:03 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 10:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Mine was made in Nov 1991. I have been on dates with women younger than that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 10:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 10:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)
*Doing the math on my hands*
So, you are like, 189 years old?
That can't be right...
*Checks number of fingers*
Posted by: Am I Lucid Dreaming? at March 18, 2026 10:07 PM (dmDsy)
Remember the Fountainhead. Ayn Rand was right.
East wind rain.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 18, 2026 10:15 PM (jt/rW)
Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at March 18, 2026 10:21 PM (HeR4S)
Quick Hits
Remember the days when two Republicans led the jungle primary for California governor, meaning, if that survey support translates to actual votes, the only two people competing in the election would be those two Republicans? No Democrats allowed? No "Independent Socialists" running as spoilers?
Well those days are back because the most recent poll shows the two Republicans leading. Again, this isn't a primary poll -- it's a poll of the so-called "jungle primary" where everyone runs no matter what the party. The top two vote-getters here advance to the general election.Conservative commentator Steve Hilton had the support of 17% of likely voters and Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco had the backing of 16%, according to a poll released Wednesday by UC Berkeley's Institute of Governmental Studies and co-sponsored by The Times.Last time I checked, the Democrat with the most support is noted Chinese Spy Eric Fartwell. I think he had 13%.
Poland has now completely healed from the economic and cultural retardation of Invader Communism and is now wealthier than most European countries.
-- A generation ago, Poland rationed sugar and flour while its citizens were paid one-tenth what West Germans earned. Today its economy has edged past Switzerland to become the world's 20th largest with over $1 trillion in annual output. It's a historic leap from the post-communist ruins of 1989-90 to today's European growth champion that economists say has lessons on how to bring prosperity to ordinary people -- and that the Trump administration says should be recognized by Poland's presence at a summit of the Group of 20 leading economies later this year. ... The guest invitation to the G20 summit is mostly symbolic; no guest country has been promoted to full member since the original G20 met at the finance minister level in 1999, and that would take a consensus decision of all the members. Moreover, the original countries were chosen not just by GDP rank, but by their "systemic significance" in the global economy. But the gesture reflects a statistical truth: In 35 years -- a little less than one person's working lifetime -- Poland's per capita gross domestic product rose to $55,340 in 2025, or 85% of the EU average. That's up from $6,730 in 1990, or 38% of the EU average and now roughly equal to Japan's $52,039, according to International Monetary Fund figures measured in today's dollars and adjusted for Poland's lower cost of living. Poland's economy has grown an average 3.8% a year since joining the EU in 2004, easily beating the European average of 1.8%.As someone pointed out on Twitter: They somehow managed to prosper economically without allowing in millions of unvetted, unskilled immigrants. Weird, I thought that was impossible. Poland is saving money by not having to demolish the statues of its previous heroes just because Hostile Culturally-Aggressive Colonizers demand it. Meanwhile, in Wales:
Billionaire Uber co-founder Travis Kalanick admits strategically moving to Texas before California wealth taxAnd now you get nothing. Eat it, Commie scum. You people are such absolute fuck-ups. You'd have to ration sand in a desert. Meanwhile, Nurse Kathy Hochul is begging the wealthy to move back to NY so that they may seize their assets:
Kalanick says Dec 18 move to Austin was timed 'prior to January' deadline for proposed billionaire tax Billionaire and Uber co-founder Travis Kalanick officially joined the exodus from California, revealing he moved to Austin, Texas, just weeks before a proposed wealth tax could have targeted his estimated $3.6 billion fortune. "Just to be clear, on December 18, I moved to Texas. I don't know what's so specific about December 18, but let's just say it's prior to January," Kalanick said in an interview with TPBN. "I get a little bit [of] FOMO on like, these people going to Florida. I'm like, dude! Why so much Florida action?" he continued. "Come on, homies." Kalanick left his San Francisco home for Texas just 14 days before the new year, when the retroactive residency deadline for the proposed billionaire tax would take effect.
While it has not yet qualified for the November ballot, the proposal -- backed by the Service Employees International Union--United Healthcare Workers West (SEIU-UHW) -- would impose a one-time 5% tax on the net worth of California residents with more than $1 billion in wealth. The tax would be due in 2027, and taxpayers could spread payments over five years, with additional fees, according to the California Legislative Analyst's Office. If the measure is approved by voters, anyone who was a California resident on Jan. 1, 2026, would owe the tax, according to the proposal. Based on Forbes' estimates, Kalanick could owe roughly $180 million.
Based Jessica
@RealJessica 3h New York Gov Kathy Hochul is begging wealthy people who have moved to Florida and Texas to come back to New York and pay taxes. 🤣 "I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state. Now, there are some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. OK, cut me the checks if you want to be supportive, but maybe the first step should be go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home." "I have to look at the fact that we are in competition with other states who have less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals. And I would say remote work changed everything." "There were people who could only work in an office in Manhattan and work in New York state. And they were captives to our state, they were going to stay. We saw that that's not the case. Wall Street businesses looking at Texas, they're not going there because they have a nicer governor. They're going there because of the tax rate."
New York Gov Kathy Hochul is begging wealthy people who have moved to Florida and Texas to come back to New York and pay taxes. 🤣
— Based Jessica (@RealJessica) March 18, 2026
"I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state. Now, there are some patriotic… pic.twitter.com/B4ql1ktcq6
You simpering little fairy. Now I want to beat the shit out of you, too. This is a grown man whining not about being beaten up ten years ago, but whining that another man wasn't sufficiently sorrowful that he'd gotten beaten up. He's like the pussy still whining in tenth grade that in third grade he'd gotten a wedgie. Maybe it's time for another wedgie. Note Paul does not demand he answer as to why he cast the vote he did. No, it's all about appeasing the light-loafered malignant dwarf's feelings. And he's doing the fake tough-guy thing of saying "tell it to my face" in a building with 100 people present including security and tv cameras. Why don't you try the "tell it to my face" act alone, outside, in a private little spot? You ridiculous little bitch! Context for the below post: "Sinners" a movie starring black people directed by a black guy. It's about black people being attacked by evil vampires. White vampires, I should clarify, as if you didn't guess that. It was absurdly overnominated for Oscars because of its DEI credentials -- sixteen nominations, tying, I believe, the most-nominated film in history, The Godfather. This... jumped up vampire movie got 16 nominations and won four Oscars. But the DEI schemers thing it was unfairly robbed due to #MuhRacism:
"Instead of explaining your vote to continue these welfare programs for refugees, you decide to transfer the blame. You told the media that I was a 'freaking snake' and that you completely understood why I had been assaulted," Paul said in his opening remarks. "I was shocked it would justify and celebrate this violent assault that caused me so much pain and my family so much pain." He added, "I just wonder if someone who applauds violence against their political opponents is the right person to lead an agency that has struggled to accept limits to the proper use of force." You chose to lash out at me. You went on to brag that you'd already told me to my face that you completely understood and approved of the assault. Well, that's a lie. You got a chance today. You can either continue to lie, or you can correct the record," Paul continued. "You have never had the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified, so today you'll have your chance. Today, I'll give you that chance to clear the record. Tell it to my face, if that's what you believe. Tell it to me today. Tell the world why you believe I deserve to be assaulted from behind. Have six ribs broken and a damaged lung. Tell me to my face why you think I deserved it."
Newsweek. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/zzp9270K8F
— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) March 18, 2026
Nassadir Tate was arrested for randomly punching a person in the NYC subway, who later died.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 17, 2026
Tate is only being charged with a misdemeanor assault charge and was already released from jail.
This is Mamdani's New York City. pic.twitter.com/DwZMlBbHj0
🚨WTF — Columbia University activist Mahmoud Khalil (Green card holder with ties to terrorism who liberals protected from deportation) says it's “very racist to ask a Palestinian to condemn Hamas.”pic.twitter.com/KkQuyBJS2Q
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 17, 2026
As Batman said: "I believe you."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)
I'm hoping it serves as a wake-up call.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 06:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 18, 2026 06:53 PM (LdBR/)
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Who the fvck would ask such a stupid question?
Oh, that's right, his supporters, mush head white leftists.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:53 PM (VE6XX)
Somehow he's leading of the Democrats LOL
But we all know how this will turn out. No matter what the rules or voter count is, a Democrat will be on the ballot and will win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:54 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (lCppi)
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Who the fvck would ask such a stupid question?
Oh, that's right, his supporters, mush head white leftists.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX)
Sucks for him that Israel is gonna take out what's left of Hamas and Hezbollah while Greta is invading Cuba.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Hungary is pretty cool too.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)
Hasn't Cuba suffered enough ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:56 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Rand Paul at March 18, 2026 06:57 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 06:57 PM (cxFcK)
"There were people who could only work in an office in Manhattan and work in New York state. And they were captives to our state, they were going to stay. We saw that that's not the case. Wall Street businesses looking at Texas, they're not going there because they have a nicer governor. They're going there because of the tax rate."
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You loved and exploited the China Flu because it gave you power. Now you can reap what you sowed.
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 06:57 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 18, 2026 06:58 PM (jYRYu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Hungary is pretty cool too.
the only problem with ending NATO is the the countries deserving of an alliance would be put at risk.
But let's face it, these faggots aren't sending troops to defend Poland now are they?
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 06:58 PM (1wjle)
Somehow he's leading of the Democrats LOL
But we all know how this will turn out. No matter what the rules or voter count is, a Democrat will be on the ballot and will win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:54 PM (PYyV9)
The jungle primary is an abomination for sure but it would amuse me if it bit them right in the ass. And if the new gerrymander flips some districts Republican to boot.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:58 PM (8avO+)
At least she is being honest, she wants them to pay (more than they want to pay) for her socialism (and frauds).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)
"Communism" is just a nicer way to say "slavery"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (bXbFr)
why dont we just destroy the mona lisa while we're at it too
if they really want equality you dont destroy these statues, you erect new ones of minority figures who were also notable in history and have them stand along them
but no, the real goal is invasion, genocide and annihilation of them white folks
then utopia will truly be achieved, you know like they did in Wakanda
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (+nEug)
The problem with Socialism, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:00 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Hungary is pretty cool too.
the only problem with ending NATO is the the countries deserving of an alliance would be put at risk.
But let's face it, these faggots aren't sending troops to defend Poland now are they?
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 06:58 PM (1wjle)
Last time we let Europeans talk without adults present we got the Munich pact. Best he hang out in NATO just to veto stupid things. We can cut our spending there to 2 percent like everyone else and have some grandma make peanut butter sammiches at meetings.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:00 PM (8avO+)
That's a great incentive.. Come back so you can pay for all the low life leeches... We need you !
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 07:00 PM (VE6XX)
It is literally an ad for whoever runs against her next time... and should make every rich person still here start making their travel plans...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 07:00 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 18, 2026 07:00 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (+nEug)
Last I read cluster bombs were a war crime.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:01 PM (8avO+)
"I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state. Now, there are some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. OK, cut me the checks if you want to be supportive, but maybe the first step should be go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home."
This is a quick primer on why Tommy's had to force everyone to do stuff at gunpoint.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:01 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 18, 2026 07:01 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: illiniwek
Why not simply decree that no one can leave New York? Through the barrel of a gun? That's really what they want to do. Don't pass the Save America Act and it becomes a real possibility in a lot of places.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 07:02 PM (cxFcK)
At least she is being honest, she wants them to pay (more than they want to pay) for her socialism (and frauds).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)
it is not generosity to spend other people's money.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:02 PM (8avO+)
But if the lefties really want to make an impact, they need to rename streets to incredibly long, unpronouncable Indian names.
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at March 18, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)
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She's insane
I dont say that in some hyperbolic way, I mean she is nuclear karen powered 5 shades of monster gooning porn cracknuts insane
Also a really good litmus test in just how far a democrat can go into crazytown before NY will finally vote for a republican
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 18, 2026 07:03 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: illiniwek
Why not simply decree that no one can leave New York? Through the barrel of a gun? That's really what they want to do. Don't pass the Save America Act and it becomes a real possibility in a lot of places.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 07:02 PM (cxFcK)
California has come pretty close to that already. Ironic if they build their own wall to keep us in.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 07:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (+nEug)
Women or 'women?'
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 06:58 PM (1wjle)
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No, but...Remind me again which two countries guaranteed Ukraine's borders?
So why would Poland think we would send them our troops?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)
IRGC has also bombed 4 other "palestinian " towns.
Moral outrage to the white courtesy phone
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: It's me donna
And the mind-numbing corruption. Don't forget that. Half the NY budget is fraud.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (ZLygy)
It is literally an ad for whoever runs against her next time... and should make every rich person still here start making their travel plans...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Why do you think she's not lifting a finger to help Mayor Jihadi? Because she knows if he is successful, he's coming after her job. That's why she let him make all those promises that she knew he couldn't keep. Especially when she knew her shit was too weak.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Just sayin.
Posted by: Sam MacGee at March 18, 2026 07:05 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 07:05 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 07:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)
Somebody give this goatfucker a pager
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 18, 2026 07:05 PM (2QJxv)
Wales is taking down statues.
When Muslims conquer your land, one of the first things they do is destroy all the pictures and statues of people and replace them with nature scenes and designs.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:01 PM (8avO+)
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It is.
The U.S., Israel, and Iran are not signatories to the treaty.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)
Suck it Hochul!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Mark1971
Fuck Poland. They've already went on record saying they're not lifting a finger to help the US with Iran. Fuck them and anything that happens to them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (IBsfd)
For example, Michael B Jordan is a good actor, but apparently he wasn't particularly standout in Sinners -- but compared to the rest of 2025? Best actor LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mark1971
Could add Slovakia and Hungary.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (ZLygy)
Why bother? if the EU started treating Russia as a trading partner instead of an enemy... Russia would be no threat.
They don't need Europe's resources, and don't have enough Manpower to take or occupy Europe.
Andddd... you don't invade your customers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (I40wl)
clever right?
I shall sit here and acknowledge the brilliance of my own genius since nobody else does
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 18, 2026 07:07 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Tuucker Caarlson at March 18, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (BI5O2)
He did not say it was it was justified. He said you were a snake and understood why someone would kick your ass.
That's how men talk. It wasn't a fucking legal opinion. It's just an exclamation point on you being a snake.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Mark1971
Fuck Poland. They've already went on record saying they're not lifting a finger to help the US with Iran. Fuck them and anything that happens to them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (IBsfd)
Its a long walk to Iran from Poland.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (bXbFr)
I'd like to see us also do this with real estate taxes. I mean they should be abolished - real estate taxes mean you are renting the land from the government you don't really own it - but the fact your taxes go up because the nominal value of the house does is absurd.
It does me no good that the assessors thinks the house is worth more UNLESS I sell it. But...I want to live here not sells it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 18, 2026 07:00 PM (qUkBO)
These people. They leave me speechless.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (zYpTz)
I mean, its not like they have a really big navy or anything
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:09 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Oldcat
It's an even longer walk from the US to Poland.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:09 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)
We have troops in Poland.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:09 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:06 PM (IBsfd)
Its a long walk to Iran from Poland.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)
Longer walk from the US to Iran... but... there we are...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Mark1971
Hungary is pretty cool too"
And maybe the Czech Republic (if it is still called that). The old Eastern Bloc that experienced Soviet rule is more willing to fight for real freedom, while France/UK/others that lived under US NATO protection, so they could have their comfortable "Socialist" States, are mostly ready to surrender.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 07:09 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 07:09 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (bXbFr)
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It's a long story
Posted by: Corrupted and Overeaching Judiciary at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (RIvkX)
Yeah I can see why that would upset someone, though. I think both Rand and his dad are jackasses but the beating he got was not something he earned. Thats what you throw someone like Shiff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (oob1u)
Rand has never spoken that way to a Democrat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 07:11 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 07:11 PM (M6Yo9)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 07:11 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Poland has been on a military buying spree for a number years now. They are probably the most powerful land force in Europe now.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2026 07:11 PM (+Evw/)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (AlhUl)
Muslims don't like statues of people.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2026 07:11 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (0MjtC)
The problem with Africa is that it is full of Africans.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:12 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 07:08 PM (sKqQm)
Only good thing about Calif for me right now? Prop 13.
Because I inherited the House, and the house is old, I'm grandfathered in to really low property tax.
But yeah, the idea that I'm renting my own house from the Gov, is pretty lame.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)
"He was an evil rayciss and member of the white male patriarchy!"
--British voter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:12 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:56 PM (PYyV9)
As conquering empires always do to their conquered provinces. Their ruling class is vichy collaborators, but with whom? Who conquered them, and what is to be done about it? That is the question that should be on the lips of every native Briton, every single day until they chart their own destiny again.
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 07:12 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2026 07:11 PM (0MjtC)
Muslims don't like a lot of things.
And yet, WE don't like Muslims, but nobody is making them leave.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (oob1u)
Some interesting voter patterns in that election...likely fraud.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (8avO+)
How do you know that? I don't and have always wanted to know if it was just a crazy leftist neighbor with an unprovoked political attack or just the run of the mill longstanding neighbor conflict.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:09 PM (I40wl)
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True there are some flag-wavers, I am saying that I think the Poles would very wisely doubt the U.S. would send troops into combat to defend Poland.
Posted by: Corrupted and Overeaching Judiciary at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)
F1
Sinners
Superman
Frankenstein
One Battle after Another
Weapons
Hamnet
Bugonia
Thunderbolts
Mission Impossible
I saw 5 of those movies. Sinners, Frankenstein and Weapons were all good, none great. Superman was meh. And Thunderbolts sucked.
Compare that with say...1996:
Independence Day, The Rock, Scream. Happy Gilmore, Fargo, Train Spotting, From Dusk Til Dawn
and '96 wasn't even that great...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 07:14 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 07:12 PM (Sy6m/)
Very much, "yup!"
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 07:14 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX)
If some dishwater dull, jelly spined GOP simp diverts this rampant warthog from stampeding through their china shop, I will be livid.
All Power To Porter! Hail Katie!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2026 07:14 PM (BI5O2)
She legit believed our timeline had been altered and that John Titor of famous internet urban legend was real and in fact a time traveler who ***checks notes***
had a C204 gravity displacement unit bolted into the back of a 1987 Chevrolet Suburban, complete with technical diagrams, laser alignments, and descriptions of how it bent spacetime using rotating singularities
she was hot though
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 18, 2026 07:14 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:10 PM (oob1u)
Yeah I remember that.
Hard times create strong men.
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
Weak men create hard times
Posted by: banana Dream at March 18, 2026 07:14 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Poland has been on a military buying spree for a number years now. They are probably the most powerful land force in Europe now.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2026 07:11 PM (+Evw/)
Not enough to cover their own border with Russia though.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (PYyV9)
The IRA and PLO were allies.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:15 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Corrupted and Overeaching Judiciary at March 18, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)
Then why do you suppose we have troops there, in forward bases?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:15 PM (I40wl)
I don't, but the guy claimed it was because Paul was a Trump supporter and being a politician, Rand is probably not home all that much to be a bad neighbor. And as annoying as neighbors are I am challenged to come up with any reason I'd charge a old man and beat him up so badly he ends up in the hospital.
Just working the odds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:15 PM (PYyV9)
I'd put it below Dracula 2000--that, at least, explored their interesting plot point of Dracula being Judas.
Sinners did have an interesting plot point, that of the Cherokee being vampire hunters.
But a good story wasn't near as important as "muh DEI."
Another tired iteration of "southerners are racists" but with vampires.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 07:15 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 18, 2026 07:16 PM (z7/Fg)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 07:16 PM (sKqQm)
Go on, billionaires - race back and pay a ton more tax! They've run out of other people's money already!
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:16 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)
I'd say they don't get back pay when it opens too.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 07:16 PM (cxFcK)
Sinners
Superman
Frankenstein
One Battle after Another
Weapons
Hamnet
Bugonia
Thunderbolts
Mission Impossible
I haven't seen F1 yet because I don't have apple.
Superman was bad. I turned it off after ten minutes.
Mission Impossible was a shockingly incompetent bore.
Weapons was surprisingly good. Almost like a real movie.
The rest... no interest.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 07:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 07:17 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2026 07:17 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2026 07:17 PM (UiYWr)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:15 PM (I40wl)
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To remove when U Thant demands their removal?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:17 PM (RIvkX)
We've been fed such a diet of crap for so many years now in a row that something pretty decent really stands out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:18 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:18 PM (afFes)
I liked that twist a lot. I also liked the three Vampire Brides. At least two hotties.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
That's fine. But don't go on record saying "No, we aren't going to help a NATO ally".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (DaZ/o)
There was one ok-ish fight scene. In the whole "superhero" movie.
The reveal is that the hero has, uh, depression? And so when he becomes a supervillain you have to talk him out of it? That's...a terrible terrible idea.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (sKqQm)
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I can't believe this is an actual quote. Paying exhorbinant taxes is "patriotic", and not hiding the fact that she needs those taxes to provide "GENEROUS social programs"?
IT IS NOT THE ROLE OF GOVERNMENT TO BE GENEROUS....regardless of how you define the term.
I'm not even convinced that it is the role of government to provide social programs in any fashion. And, even if it were a facet of government, is would not be GENEROUS. It would be in the form of assistance. And, I have a problem with that capacity as well.
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (dIske)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)
Horror is my least favorite genre. I think it's weird that horror movies have a better Oscar record than comedies . Though that may just be my perception. I haven't run the numbers.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (oob1u)
She legit believed our timeline had been altered and that John Titor of famous internet urban legend was real and in fact a time traveler who ***checks notes***
had a C204 gravity displacement unit bolted into the back of a 1987 Chevrolet Suburban, complete with technical diagrams, laser alignments, and descriptions of how it bent spacetime using rotating singularities
she was hot though
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March
The most beautiful woman I've ever seen was a Polish girl standing in line with me at a Post office in Rome. She was simply stunning in a natural way and was very pleasant to talk to.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2026 07:20 PM (+Evw/)
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Dusk to Dawn had an interesting plot.
And Salma Hayek.
One of the best scenes in all of moviedom.
Sinners had a boring plot and no scenery.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 07:21 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 07:19 PM (sKqQm)
You can't talk a supervillain out of his evil scheme. That's by definition, if you do he's hardly a supervillain.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:21 PM (8avO+)
It reminds me of a kind of horror movie I hate, and I can tell it's going to be *that kind* of horror movie halfway through. It's when there's a supernatural force of enormous power and the movie has spent no time establishing lore about how to defeat it.
That means, every single time, the supernatural force of enormous power will be defeated by "holding hands and remembering how much we love each other." Or other gay means of Emotional Battery. As seen in It, for example.
Sentry, being an ultra-superpowered enemy, must of course be defeated by holding hands with him and thinking about the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)
had a C204 gravity displacement unit bolted into the back of a 1987 Chevrolet Suburban, complete with technical diagrams, laser alignments, and descriptions of how it bent spacetime using rotating singularities
she was hot though
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
Seems like the hotter they are, the crazier they are. Or the other way around.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 07:22 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 18, 2026 07:23 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 07:23 PM (Q+gd/)
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Same with her, if she didnt have.... interesting ideas, I might have been happily married while working on my first time machine
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 18, 2026 07:23 PM (REq0p)
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Oh yeeeeah.
They didn't have to die. They can come live with me.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 07:23 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 07:23 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2026 07:20 PM (+Evw/)
A friend of mine had a buddy and his Polish GF staying at his place. One day or so later she was passed out having drunk his bar dry. They had to leave after that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:23 PM (8avO+)
Oscar voters have never thought that action or comedy are good, they are "genre" movies which people who are both hoity and toity hate. Horror is genre but can often be quite smart and psychological.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:24 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 18, 2026 07:24 PM (syz1S)
because they may be 'offensive' to
'diverse modern public'
', Welsh
government advises
Have they tried explaining that without these men England might have turned French. Even barbarians should appreciate the horror they avoided.
Posted by: James Dean at March 18, 2026 07:25 PM (tNUnY)
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4h
>>U.S. intelligence agencies intercepted intel of foreign entities discussing routing and using USAID taxpayer dollars to fund the BIDEN/HARRIS 2024 campaign.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)
--No sock. This is me talking.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 18, 2026 07:24 PM (syz1S)
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A true Moron would give me his money.
No sock, this is me talking to you.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:25 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (+nEug)
They should be honored to be killed by their co-religionist in occupied Iran. Since they are women, they can't go to paradise and get any virgins, it's still worth it to die so the men can!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (oob1u)
--No sock. This is me talking.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 18, 2026 07:24 PM (syz1S)
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A true Moron would give me his money.
No sock, this is me talking to you.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:25 PM
Send me your bank routing information and I can help.
Remain blessed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (cO6oP)
"Dont forget the underaged orgy!"
--Stephen King
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (PYyV9)
Sentry, being an ultra-superpowered enemy, must of course be defeated by holding hands with him and thinking about the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)
I think it was the putrid "Sword of Shanarra" Tolkien ripoff that had the power to "make the bad guy really see how bad he was" and kill him that way. It made me be very cautious about modern fantasy.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (8avO+)
Only 3, thirteen episode seasons. I was sad it was cancelled.
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:24 PM (PYyV9)
Kind of straddles genres, but Jacob's Ladder is an all-time favorite.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 07:27 PM (M6Yo9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (oob1u)
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I thought he was good in Hail Caesar. He played a Hollywood dummy, true to type.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:27 PM (afFes)
You can count on it.
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 07:27 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:28 PM (PYyV9)
Remain blessed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D)
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What about modalities? You gonna cover those?
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:28 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:28 PM (PYyV9)
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Ah, but the Churchill War Rooms are splendid! Much great stuff there.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:29 PM (afFes)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)
2 Yeeting yeets who yeet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)
3 Trifecta yeet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:50 PM
*yeets Trifecta Trophy to nurse*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:28 PM (PYyV9)
He was the one dude telling all the elites what idiots they were being by not being ready for Hitler. Then they needed him to run the place to win, and immediately fire him to impose Socialism for a generation.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:30 PM (8avO+)
I remember when both that and Flatliners came out, they both were really creepy, clever movies I thought. And very fresh, at the time at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:30 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:31 PM (oob1u)
@nicksortor
🚨 BREAKING: The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186 ...
The fraud encompassed in this bill includes:
- Social Security fraud,
- SNAP (food assistance) fraud,
- Mail fraud,
- Conspiracy to defraud the U.S.,
- Theft or bribery involving federal funds,
- Identification document fraud,
- And other similar crimes involving government funds or public benefits.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2026 07:31 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:31 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
Sure. Might have to rename the treaty though. They are a ways away from the North Atlantic.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 18, 2026 07:31 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:32 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:30 PM (PYyV9)
In a day where writing talent was still prized over DEI and woke.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 07:32 PM (M6Yo9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:32 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2026 07:33 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:33 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:33 PM
1990.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:34 PM (4NO2D)
Remain blessed.
Posted by: toby928(c)
What about modalities? You gonna cover those?
Posted by: bluebell
Sorry, I was doing the needful and missed it all.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2026 07:34 PM (cYBz/)
She's not wrong, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2026 07:35 PM (Fs0KI)
They didn't get away. FA-FO
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 18, 2026 07:35 PM (cO6oP)
And shudder has 'The Human Centipede' movies.
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 07:36 PM (Sco7b)
I didn't know this was illegal. Won't be doing that again.
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 07:36 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: James Dean at March 18, 2026 07:25 PM (tNUnY)
They might as well be French, since they are submitting to Islam. Piss be upon them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:36 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:26 PM (oob1u)
Out of Sight was pretty good. Excellent cast. Good production. To quote Wiki:
Out of Sight is a 1998 American crime comedy film directed by Steven Soderbergh and written by Scott Frank, adapted from Elmore Leonard's 1996 novel.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 18, 2026 07:37 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:30 PM
Both were good flicks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)
Its WAY too late to run by the time you hear it. Because of movies and TV, people grossly misunderstand how freaking fast missiles are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2026 07:35 PM (Fs0KI)
This makes me smile.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:37 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:37 PM (4NO2D)
I didn't know this was illegal. Won't be doing that again.
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 07:36 PM (vFG9F)
so the daughter is in jail?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2026 07:33 PM (cYBz/)
I looked it up. Is it Jane Fonda that makes it a horror?
Was it good?
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 07:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2026 07:35 PM
Watching that on EweToob.
*sad trombone for the plaintiffs*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: James Dean at March 18, 2026 07:25 PM (tNUnY)
They might as well be French, since they are submitting to Islam. Piss be upon them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2026 07:36 PM (I40wl)
Even worse they want to rejoin the EU.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:37 PM (PYyV9)
Probably best to just hit the dirt, unless they air burst.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (M6Yo9)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (4NO2D)
That should not be a crime, you should get a medal for killing a Seagull.
Out of Sight was pretty good. Excellent cast. Good production.
Pretty close to the book, too. One of the first attempts to adapt an Elmore book that actually did that, kept to the book (Hombre was another, from the 60s).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (PYyV9)
He continues to escalate and then snivels when he gets pummeled.
This dork obviously has PTSD and should be removed from all committees until he is properly treated.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Yes. Better film too. Much creepier. Thanks to 'Jacob's Ladder', I figured out the 'reveal' from Sixth Sense within 15 min of watching the movie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (s1NDj)
Weekends were for sleep.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2026 07:40 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2026 07:18 PM (afFes)
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I wish I could say I was surprised.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2026 07:35 PM
Good.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM
Most of the movie never happened, right? It was just the delusions of a dying mind trying to make sense out of his death.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:41 PM (4NO2D)
and '96 wasn't even that great...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 07:14 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, and compare that to 1986
Top Gun
Crocodile Dundee
Platoon
Aliens
Star Trek 4
Ruthless People
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 18, 2026 07:41 PM (Vh9CX)
They have to move slowly because of the Polish electorate, but they fully intend to bring the "benefits" of mass immigration to Poland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2026 07:41 PM (u6/wt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)
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I would include all the former eastern bloc countries and perhaps the Scandinavians in the new pact. How about NEETO, North and Eastern European Treaty Organization?
Posted by: Decaf at March 18, 2026 07:42 PM (OP9Gm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:44 PM (+nEug)
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Are YOU a bendover billionaire? BE a bendover billionaire!
Posted by: Kathy Hoghoul's Trowel Makeup Tricks at March 18, 2026 07:44 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:45 PM (PYyV9)
They have to move slowly because of the Polish electorate, but they fully intend to bring the "benefits" of mass immigration to Poland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2026 07:41 PM (u6/wt)
That was Donald Tusk winning the Prime Minister. In the last Election last year a Conservative President was elected. God knows how this ramshackle setup works in practice.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:45 PM (8avO+)
I can't believe this is an actual quote. Paying exhorbinant taxes is "patriotic", and not hiding the fact that she needs those taxes to provide "GENEROUS social programs"?
Is it AI?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)
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Don't forget that a $100 million in donations dropped into the Kamala campaign within hours of Biden quitting.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 18, 2026 07:45 PM (Vh9CX)
Either that or purgatory, it was never really explained.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:46 PM (PYyV9)
I am not making that up. I am reminded of the Star Wars Cantina scene.
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2026 07:46 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 07:46 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)
That should not be a crime, you should get a medal for killing a Seagull.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:39 PM (PYyV9)
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Oh, I don't know. That Steven Seagull guy is a bit of an ass, but cutting his head off might be an over-reaction. Of course, he's a fat load these days who hangs out in Russia, so I'm kind of indifferent.
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2026 07:48 PM (dIske)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)
Trump and the team are definitely working the angles there. The Greek Navy helped defend the British base in Cyprus, the Italians have been pretty cooperative generally.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Wally at March 18, 2026 07:48 PM (E1op6)
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Inflation has got to be ridiculous
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 07:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
I am reminded of the Sarlacc.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 07:49 PM (M6Yo9)
Posted by: 220V Hitachi at March 18, 2026 07:49 PM (Fs0KI)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:49 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)
Hasn't Cuba suffered enough ?
Posted by: It's me donna
I have a vision of Greta Doomberg on a treadmill powering a small Cuban agricultural cooperative
Posted by: Miklos sees things at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (Al4HM)
I am not making that up. I am reminded of the Star Wars Cantina scene.
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
Good Lord, thank god its 3000 miles away
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2026 07:51 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (Q+gd/)
He did it the old fashioned way.
-ozzy
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2026 07:59 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Hide behind fat chick.
Better yet, keep three around for full coverage.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 07:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Oldcat
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South's gonna' do it again.
_Charlie Daniels
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:04 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 06:59 PM (+nEug)
Well, anyway...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:06 PM (8zz6B)
Just sayin.
Posted by: Sam MacGee at March 18, 2026 07:05 PM (/ZkOF)
There's a bunch of them on the Trans Canada Highway where it passes through Banff national Park and adjoining Yoho National Park. I'm sure the built-in corruption ensures they were not cheap to build.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:12 PM (8zz6B)
The enemy is not stupid.
Stupid is assuming your enemy is stupid.
Posted by: Meh at March 18, 2026 08:13 PM (N462N)
They don't need Europe's resources, and don't have enough Manpower to take or occupy Europe.
Andddd... you don't invade your customers.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Uuhhh... Ukraine?
Who does the US buy an enormous amount of shit from? And yet, China is threatening military action over Taiwan.
There's a hell of a lot more to invade/not invade than "trade".
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (qiHcY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And they're pretty, too.
Obviously, autocucumber doesn't like Jasper. (My version tried to convert it to "Master".)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 08:17 PM (qiHcY)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 08:23 PM (qiHcY)
I was born and raised in Upstate NY; I would love to return, even with the miserable winters, but I could not put up with the politics.
Posted by: Butch at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (98xTj)
Britain is for real working on replacing all the historic figures on their money with British critters. Because the systematic and deliberate effort is to erase British culture, history, and tradition.
I insist that you replace images of persons on your money with images of invertebrates.
That would match up perfectly with what your policies are doing to your population in real life.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (iXm17)
2022: [to Republicans] "jump on a bus and head down to Florida, you don't represent our values, you are not New Yorkers."
2026: "maybe the first step is to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, our tax base has been eroded."
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 12:32 PM (RHGPo)
California Bridge to Nowhere Remains Unfinished, Now Costs $114 Million
Every time I see a dead critter by the highway I wonder: Why can't we build gently-sloping pedestrian bridges, topped with grass and bushes, for wildlife to cross over safely? It's not just good for them; people crash their cars due to deer all the time.
Well, a government filled with left-wing fuck-up grifters is why.Over $100 million for a bridge which only needs to bear the weight of, checks notes, skunks and the occasional herd of deer. Oh, and six inches of dirt, maybe. This is not an overpass for vehicles. It does not need to bear the weight of multiton trucks driving at 75mph. The engineering needed here is pretty forgiving. But still, they can't finish it for less than $114 million. And if you think that will be the final bill, I've got a Butterfly Bridge to sell you. (Yes, the bridge must also serve as a path for butterflies. Think of the additional engineering requirements to bear the weight of several dozen butterflies.) How can you degenerates literally be bad at everything? Here's how: They're all taking a piece.
In 2022, California Gov. Gavin Newsom broke ground on the Wallis Annenberg Wildlife Crossing (WAWC), a project featuring an overpass for animals atop ten lanes of the 101 Freeway in Southern California. At the ceremony, Newsom boasted that the state had committed $54 million. He promised to "complete the job within another $10 million," before seeming to hedge on whether that final sum would do the trick. Officials projected a 2025 completion date for the overpass, and estimated that the entire project -- which includes the bridge and other ancillary developments -- would cost $92 million, some of it coming from private philanthropists. ... Pratt, a cougar-sweater-wearing environmental activist who serves on WAWC's Partner Leadership Team, is the program's public face. She is also a regional executive director of the national Wildlife Federation. In 2021, the group received a $25 million grant from "Wallis Annenberg and the Annenberg Foundation" for the bridge that bears the late philanthropist's name. That money apparently was not enough. This past January, donning a hard hat and a "#SAVELACOUGARS" jersey, Pratt announced a possible $21 million overage. She effectively blamed President Trump, attributing the multimillion-dollar overrun to "tariffs, inflation, [and] labor problems." "There's no boondoggle," she said. "Given the times we're living in," a potential $21 million overage is "not that bad."
... Why has a project primarily consisting of a bridge for animals cost over $100 million? One reason is that Newsom and WAWC's philanthropic supporters apparently don't mind it becoming a patronage program.As the WAWC-endorsing Wildlife Crossing Fund notes, citing the California Department of Transportation's estimate, "for every $1 billion spent" on wildlife crossings, "13,000 jobs are created." A group of experts apparently adds to the operation's expense. A fungi whiz, Pratt says, worked as a WAWC habitat designer, periodically scrutinizing root samples under a microscope. A contracted soil scientist said his process involves assessing local dirt to "rebuild it ... as close to nature as possible."1, that's a scam, 2, you build a slope, a bridge, put some dirt on it, and it's done. It's close enough to nature. We just want animals crossing here, not attempting to build animal cities. By the way: I think any path covered in dirt would be "closer to nature" than the highway it spans, no?
... At the groundbreaking ceremony, Newsom envisioned WAWC as a catalyst for the construction of wildlife crossings across the state. California, he boasted, set aside $105 million "to replicate projects like this all up and down the state." Pratt reportedly thinks "hundreds more crossings are needed."Here's the thing: their own incompetence and greed keeps them from accomplishing any of the things they claim to want to accomplish. If they'd built this... bike path with dirt for something reasonable like $15 million, then yeah, this would serve as a model for building additional bridges. But at a cost of $114 million and climbing for one incomplete bridge? No. You have once again fucked everything up for everyone, including the animals. But you'll all still get paid, right? That's the important thing.
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@Rightanglenews 1h BREAKING - Gavin Newsom's wildlife "bridge to nowhere," promised to cost California taxpayers $50 million in 2022, has more than doubled to $114 million and it's still unfinished.
How is California even a real place? pic.twitter.com/gddX28UyMm
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) March 18, 2026
This is the Annenberg Wildlife Crossing, it’s the world’s largest wildlife overpass spanning 10 lanes freeway in Agoura Hills, California
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 15, 2026
It is expected to open late 2026. It costs roughly $114 million dollars to build
The developers donated to politicians
Several key… pic.twitter.com/QmSHc8LXdI
California wanted to build a $100 million butterfly bridge. This is the woman they put in charge.
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@christopherrufo) March 18, 2026
"There's no boondoggle," she insists. The $21 million cost overrun is "not that bad." pic.twitter.com/Mpm8YqqK6d
BREAKING: @BethPratt, the woman responsible for California's $114 million animal bridge boondoggle, has responded to our investigation with a rambling Facebook post blaming the weather and "unprecedented biodiversity collapse."
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@christopherrufo) March 18, 2026
This is what happens when you put crazy in charge. pic.twitter.com/tGK4C8jyh0
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:35 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:37 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:37 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:38 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2026 05:38 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2026 05:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:39 PM (fcDpY)
Boy, Trump must have thought the sun shined out of your ass to rape you!
Posted by: One of the Four Yorkshiremen (who Trump also raped when he was 10) at March 18, 2026 05:39 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Q/FnY)
"for every $1 billion spent" on wildlife crossings, "13,000 jobs are created."
Why don't they use spoons?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 05:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 05:40 PM (+nEug)
Government exists to ensure that the market's failure to pay these wonderful, moral people like CEOs instead of baristas, which they are barely qualified to be.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (iymdz)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (Q/FnY)
I like the forty foot wall the animals have to climb to get onto the bridge, that's some very fine design.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (PYyV9)
- some 70's singer
Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: huerfano at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Methos
You put up "Cross Here" signs.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (n5tGW)
She talked her way into $114 million.
And people actually listened.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)
I can make up stuff too. For every wildlife crossing, 13,000 children starve to death in Somalia.
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)
Why do butterflies need a bridge?
Don't they have something inherent to their biological structure that's *better* than a bridge?
Oh, I dunno, let's call them "wings."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Unfair. Her job was to piss away money. She’s great at her job
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (+nEug)
We just want animals crossing here, not attempting to build animal cities.
Going to animal city
Animal city here I come
Got some crazy little weasels there
And I'm a gonna get me one
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (vFG9F)
eh, animals learn to follow trails to water and and such. they'll eventually make a trail to the bridge, which will be a safer area than the highway.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (IBsfd)
Put up signs reading 'Free Deer blowjobs' in Deer at either end.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)
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For $114 million, I bet we could use their bones to build the bridge.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (n5tGW)
Animals are lazy, just like leftists, and do eventually figure out that bridges make crossing streams a lot easier. I've seen bears, bison and down south, Australian possums use bridges instead of getting their little toes wet.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (j7INY)
I wonder if the animal crossing leads the poor creatures to Democratic sex den? Transgenderism was cute but wait until you see what's next.
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 18, 2026 05:45 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 18, 2026 05:45 PM (OIzrC)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 05:46 PM (mP0Kj)
Billions stolen and not a mile of track laid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
They just need a few more billion dollars to finish the ramps!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 05:46 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 05:46 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 05:46 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2026 05:47 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 05:48 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)
lol I might have bought that if I could figure out how to herd butterflies onto a bridge.
Butterfly bridge image:
https://is.gd/6SW4ko
Posted by: No Name Today at March 18, 2026 05:48 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 18, 2026 05:48 PM (x29G8)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2026 05:48 PM (Fs0KI)
I like the forty foot wall the animals have to climb to get onto the bridge, that's some very fine design.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 05:42 PM (PYyV9)
And meanwhile, we can't get the State to fund the widening of our bridges, or Highway 99 here in the Valley.
Partly because of the on again off again No Speed Rail project... where after 20 years they don't even have the ROUTE actually planned yet.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 05:49 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 05:49 PM (q177U)
And if it's for cougars, shouldn't there be teenage boys on the top?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2026 05:49 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 18, 2026 05:49 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 18, 2026 05:50 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (iymdz)
HAHAHA!!! Oh they don't Halfhand, they don't.
Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 05:50 PM (q177U)
Because they identify as beavers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 05:46 PM (n5tGW)
Why does God need a starship?
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at March 18, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
That California one is just plain stupid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 18, 2026 05:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 05:51 PM (q177U)
Honestly he is vapid and drugged up enough he'd be another Biden; a platform for the leftists to use to get power and money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 05:51 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 05:51 PM (viF8m)
Just kidding. Projects that SAVE DA EARF(tm) never have to do one. Whereas if there's a mud puddle on your property, the EPA will be up your ass quicker than you can say 'Eminent Domain' calling it a wetland.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 18, 2026 05:52 PM (Ubow6)
Are they gone now? Nothing showed up.
I'm hoping it's just been deemed inefficient to have Canadians looking at the site.
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)
I can make up stuff too. For every wildlife crossing, 13,000 children starve to death in Somalia.
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)
So, $77K per job?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2026 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)
But shit!
It's in California, where all good and decent things go to die!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 05:52 PM (dmDsy)
eh, animals learn to follow trails to water and and such. they'll eventually make a trail to the bridge, which will be a safer area than the highway.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (1wjle)
—-
Within reasonable geographic distances, yes. But we’re talking about a huge highway and one bridge.
Some predators are smarter and might figure it out, although with predators on the bridge the prey animals will avoid it like the plague. Which will be a huge problem: if the paths become a game trail — which they will, because predators are smart — then the prey animals will avoid the path and cross into traffic.
So yes, I agree with you in theory, but I think in practice even a fully functions bridge — untainted by the smelly slimy taint of CA commie smegma — won’t save wildlife in any meaningful numbers.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 18, 2026 05:53 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 18, 2026 05:54 PM (pQD4/)
Posted by: Eeyore
Is this in LA or San Francisco?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2026 05:54 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 05:54 PM (PYyV9)
They have. Also thought of putting wildlife tunnels under bridges.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (iymdz)
they can't.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 05:41 PM (vSvIl)
HR will hold mandatory training sessions for the wildlife. But first, they'll need a budget for "Train-the-Trainer" sessions for getting bona fide, qualified, certified trainers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (fz2G5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 05:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2026 05:56 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (+nEug)
There you go. Then we just wait for the earthquake to solve all the problems.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 18, 2026 05:56 PM (8mulE)
And to my eye, it looks like the Houston span was roughly the same as this one.
But I like how CA did the last part first, the center.
But that they also landscaped it.
Before the sides were done.
With no way to access it or maintain it or water it.
But, it's the paths that do it for me--how else are the animals going to know where to walk?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 05:56 PM (HXT0k)
And who is going to "maintain" this bridge once it is fully built?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 18, 2026 05:56 PM (S7WXb)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at March 18, 2026 05:57 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)
In Wyoming there are a lot of 72" and 84" culverts that allow cattle to pass beneath from one grazing area to another.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 18, 2026 05:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (UjdFS)
I drive on that highway a lot.
Cougars live in those hills even today. Lots of unusable back country. There is an Indian Museum within walking distance of my house at the base of a steep ridge. Guy their said the day I visited a mountain lion took down a deer at the place a few days before.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)
A contracted soil scientist said his process involves assessing local dirt to "rebuild it ... as close to nature as possible."
How about you just pop on over to Home Depot, pick up however many 16-foot wide rolls of linoleum you'd need to cover the length of the entire span and then roll them out in a single afternoon? And bring along some of your preferred workforce members from the parking lot when you do so.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 05:57 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1)
eh, animals learn to follow trails to water and and such. they'll eventually make a trail to the bridge, which will be a safer area than the highway.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 05:44 PM (1wjle)
—-
Within reasonable geographic distances, yes. But we’re talking about a huge highway and one bridge.
Some predators are smarter and might figure it out, although with predators on the bridge the prey animals will avoid it like the plague. Which will be a huge problem: if the paths become a game trail — which they will, because predators are smart — then the prey animals will avoid the path and cross into traffic.
So yes, I agree with you in theory, but I think in practice even a fully functions bridge — untainted by the smelly slimy taint of CA commie smegma — won’t save wildlife in any meaningful numbers.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 18, 2026 05:53 PM
There will be signs posted - No Predatory Actions Within 100ft"
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2026 05:58 PM (wVcYX)
Yeah I am baffled that they felt they had to landscape it like a back yard. That's several hundred thou right there for no purpose at all. All it needs is dirt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 05:58 PM (PYyV9)
I hate to say it but there needs to be lawyers involved in these deals between government and the people involved. Whether the people are charities or taxpayers. You can't trust the government to do the right thing.
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 05:58 PM (pvf3X)
In many areas where wildlife is common, particularly car killing wildlife like deer, fencing is used to funnel animals to crossings or block them. Can't always see it from the road because it's often hidden but it's not uncommon.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 05:59 PM (n5tGW)
Here's a freakin clue. Quit anthropomorphizing skunks, possums, and squirrels. They're dumber than AOC, and aren't inclined to see a grass bridge as something useful.
Hell, ever see a guinea hen (quite possibly the dumbest animals on the planet)....they'll stand in the middle of the road trying to see if the car that's about to flatten them is a Ford or a Chevy.
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 05:55 PM (n5tGW)
I've been watching a lot of horror movies. You don't want to go under the highway.
Great news! From ew.
We have a reason to go to the movie theaters again!
"Jane Fonda to star in movie adaptation of Virginia Evans' best-seller The Correspondent
The "Book Club" star will lead the film as a retired lawyer with a penchant for writing letters."
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 18, 2026 06:00 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 06:00 PM (gtcuf)
Yeah but they look good doing it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:00 PM (PYyV9)
But I like how CA did the last part first, the center.
But that they also landscaped it.
Before the sides were done.
With no way to access it or maintain it or water it.
But, it's the paths that do it for me--how else are the animals going to know where to walk?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 05:56 PM (HXT0k)
Coyote packs follow the interstate routes down when seasonally moving inland or to the coast. Some nights I can hear them howling or yelping right outside my back wall. Kill lots of little dogs and such.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2026 05:38 PM (3ek7K)
There's a Somali blogger who does "Ways to Scam the American People Out of Money".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 06:00 PM (UjdFS)
Beth Pratt is the type of person that folks in a wagon train would agree to leave behind by arising at 2:00 AM, quickly and silently packing up and hitching up, and then pulling out, leaving her to fend for her incompetent self as the Native Americans come on by around about dawn for predation day.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:01 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 18, 2026 05:54 PM
It's not that they can't be fixed, it's that I can't do them all by myself.
Posted by: Ben Had's Kitchen Table at March 18, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2026 06:01 PM (AlhUl)
Karma
Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 06:01 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:02 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: Zombie General Leslie Groves, Pentagon Builder, Manhattan Project at March 18, 2026 06:02 PM (wVcYX)
My cousin and her husband have a little farm in Nebraska, they have two HUGE fluffy dogs that live outside. They are big and derpy and friendly but if a coyote shows up they turn into predator berserkers. Saves the chickens and turkeys and other critters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:02 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at March 18, 2026 06:03 PM (UjdFS)
"for every $1 billion spent" on wildlife crossings, "13,000 jobs are created."
I can make up stuff too. For every wildlife crossing, 13,000 children starve to death in Somalia.
Posted by: fd
For as much as they pull numbers out of their asses, it is no wonder that leftists are such huge fans of butt sex.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:03 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:03 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Monica at March 18, 2026 06:03 PM (u0JHI)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Probably Great Pyrenees. Killer dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (IBsfd)
It was a hangover from the effort to end the interstate highway program. It may not have been Newark, maybe Secaucus -- some smelly city SW on NYC. Can you imagine what kind of wildlife we are talking about there?
The bridge was completed in the 80s. That meant they could finish the highway below, which was thwarted from crossing some refuge for rats and hobos.
So there was an attack, parry, counterthrust, ... going on. Left said "Sorry, can't build there!" and finally the sane people said "OK, we make bridge for your fucking rats."
Now CA says "Fine, make a bridge, but first you will blow me (and pay me $100 million dollars.")
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (uBTab)
My cousin and her husband have a little farm in Nebraska, they have two HUGE fluffy dogs that live outside. They are big and derpy and friendly but if a coyote shows up they turn into predator berserkers. Saves the chickens and turkeys and other critters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:02 PM (PYyV9)
doesn't work for a 4 pound lapdog nearly as well. Or one of my cats that could not always be kept inside.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (Cuw0G)
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:05 PM (XuXeR)
She trained with ManBearPig in his Climate Reality Leadership Corps! Serious, you guys!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:05 PM (xG4kz)
Bald eagles are one step up from turkey vultures, in reality.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 18, 2026 06:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 06:05 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: beckster at March 18, 2026 06:05 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (uBTab)
The highway below has been finished for decades, this bridge is a complete idiocy. It isn't even near the bike and hiking trails about the county.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2026 06:06 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: fd
So 13,000 fewer future Minnesotans robbing us of untold gazillions? Dammit, now I'm in favor of wildlife crossings.
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 18, 2026 06:06 PM (mL35S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 06:06 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 06:06 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2026 06:04 PM (AlhUl)
Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Posted by: Taggart, the Alpha deer at March 18, 2026 06:06 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (oob1u)
I had a neighbor who bought a bunch of Guinea Hens becuase the keep the trick population down...
Do you know to what part of town the tricks migrated? MLK Boulevard, perhaps?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (xG4kz)
Do they were hajibs? Because we have the same animal here in NOVA but they wear hajibs.
Posted by: dagny at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (ILGo9)
We have a reason to go to the movie theaters again!
"Jane Fonda to star in movie adaptation of Virginia Evans' best-seller The Correspondent
The "Book Club" star will lead the film as a retired lawyer with a penchant for writing letters."
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)
Who the fuck are they making that movie for?
How is that boring shit even a book?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (XCUp7)
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:08 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oldcat
Yes, I know. I was making a point. Highways can only exist if the cost of building them is extreme and not worth the effort.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 18, 2026 06:09 PM (uBTab)
Quick! Give me 1000 bridges!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:09 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 06:09 PM (67sdn)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (oob1u)
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Not expensive enough. We're getting paid percentages, not flat fees.
Posted by: Otherwise unemployable liberal "experts" at March 18, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: dagny at March 18, 2026 06:09 PM (ILGo9)
Posted by: Monica at March 18, 2026 06:03 PM (u0JHI)
Well that is how you get an expensive bridge, since this is earthquake country and you want to put enough dirt on it to make it a hazard if it collapses.
Taking years to make it with only a few random starts and stop periods is how it gets to 100M.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Unhoused Person at March 18, 2026 06:10 PM (UjdFS)
Big raptors are nearly all primarily carrion birds. They'll hunt too but I mean a dead deer is a heck of a lot easier to eat than catching a salmon or a rabbit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:10 PM (PYyV9)
The "Book Club" star will lead the film as a retired lawyer with a penchant for writing letters."
With her character do a dive off a swimming raft to overcome her Daddy issues, like she did in "On Golden Pond"?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:10 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:10 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 06:09 PM (67sdn)
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AKSHUALLY, "Bambi" is a documentary film!
Posted by: Otherwise unemployable liberal at March 18, 2026 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 06:11 PM (n5tGW)
What a thrill. What excitement. People will be beating down the theater doors to get into that one.
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 06:11 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:09 PM (IBsfd)
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Endorsed! I need a new Subaru.
Posted by: Otherwise unemployable liberal at March 18, 2026 06:12 PM (ZOv7s)
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Just wait. 30 years from now when it is finally completed, the Democrat state Legislature will approve tolls from animals for its use.
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)
someone I know well works for CalTrans...... this bridge, as was noted Ace's comments, spans across10 lanes of the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles...... as a result...... the bridge has to be built to FHWA and AASHTO bridge standards regardless that it only holds dirt and is only going to be used by animals. ie, it has to be built to FEDERAL standards as it crosses over a HIGHWAY. All bridges are subject to Federal guidelines and rules. That is how you get a $100M bridge for skunks and deer.
Posted by: Monica
Did they contract the job out to that all-gals, all-the-time firm in Broward County, FL that built the Pancaking Pedestrian Bridge?
'Cause they ought to have done so!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:12 PM (xG4kz)
How is that boring shit even a book?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (XCUp7)
I've seen some funny short stories consisting of just pretend letters/telegrams. A Civil War history book "Battles and Leaders of the Civil War" is just articles from a newspaper over the decades with responses from other civil war generals in rebuttal/support. Think 4 volumes of Ace of Spades from the 1890s.
But a movie is right out.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd
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Or at least put up and down escalators at each end?
Some of these critters may not be in the best of shape.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)
There is one woman who can finish that bridge, stampede cattle across it, and then beat the cishet leprechaun patriarchy until they cough up enough gold for all of you to staff your Pacific Highway mansions with an army of newcomers of color, and never pay a cent.
And her name is Katie.
All Power To Porter!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2026 06:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (oob1u)
From a commenter on the story in the NYP:
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It is well documented that the mountain lions used the Liberty Canyon underpass along with many other animals. Mountain lions & their tracks have been observed at the Calabasas landfill property for decades. Liberty Canyon leads directly to the edge of the landfill & into the Chesebro open space. Mountain lions do not need a $100mil bridge.
Posted by: beckster at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (+nEug)
Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload of dimes...
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (XuXeR)
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The Canucks did this in Banff on the TransCanada highway. It’s pretty cool.
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (RD49f)
What a thrill. What excitement. People will be beating down the theater doors to get into that one.
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 06:11 PM (gtcuf)
Directed by Michael Bay?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2026 06:15 PM (wVcYX)
What a thrill. What excitement. People will be beating down the theater doors to get into that one.
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 06:11 PM (gtcuf)
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Stupid. Now if she wrote cozy mystery novels...
Posted by: Murder, She Wrote at March 18, 2026 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Big raptors are nearly all primarily carrion birds. They'll hunt too but I mean a dead deer is a heck of a lot easier to eat than catching a salmon or a rabbit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:10 PM (PYyV9)
Pretty much all predators will eat someone else food if they can get them to leave it. Once in a restaurant I went to the bathroom and 4 yuppies and their dates were all eating my food at the table in Chicago.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:15 PM (8avO+)
Where else could that woman, with no discernable skills, much less any discernable common sense, find employment but with gubmint?
In a nutshell, there is our problem.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:15 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 18, 2026 06:15 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 06:16 PM (gtcuf)
How is that boring shit even a book?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (XCUp7)
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The Viet Cong?
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 06:16 PM (gD8L/)
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (+nEug)
uh oh, I have a lot of built up rage over this subject...
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)
Finish the bridge!
Posted by: Hungry Pack of Coyotes at March 18, 2026 06:16 PM (DsA2n)
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At least some of California's homicidal predatory animals are documented.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2026 06:16 PM (BI5O2)
I foresee that bridge, filled from stem to stern with "romantic homeless people", and reeking to high heaven of feces and piss, within a year of it being opened.
Count on it.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:17 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)
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Some of those discussions got quite heated, such as Longstreet's critique of Lee at Gettysburg. If they'd had a comment thread, Ace would have been wielding the Banhammer like Aragorn going through orcs.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 06:18 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 18, 2026 06:18 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 06:18 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Manly Man at March 18, 2026 06:18 PM (oftw2)
Yuppies man, what can you do?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:18 PM (PYyV9)
And the squirrels say: yoo begth yerr ash tay rrr.
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 06:19 PM (gtcuf)
iirc, Annenberg was a (Chicago?) conservative, but his wife (or whomever) took over and turned it Full Commie (as is their nature). I'm thinking Bill Ayers was involved.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 06:19 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 06:19 PM (RD49f)
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That about covers it.
Other states do this quickly with no problems. California is fucktarded.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2026 06:19 PM (NtVYv)
and there could be automated shuttles to whisk them from one side to the other at supersonic speeds in an evacuated passage.
Posted by: the boring company at March 18, 2026 06:20 PM (v3pYe)
Snap 7 necks and leave a survivor to tell the others.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 18, 2026 06:20 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 06:20 PM (lCppi)
The "Book Club" star will lead the film as a retired lawyer with a penchant for writing letters."
Posted by: Stateless
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I just saw a Jane Fonda movie on youtube. Walk on the Wild Side. She played a whore.
She was very very hot, and very very annoying even early on. Intolerably annoying in voice and gesture.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 18, 2026 06:21 PM (uBTab)
>> 91 Just reading through the day’s posts. Amyl Nitrite Is something gay right? Wiki says it has a psychoactive effect and causes a relaxation of the external anal sphincter.
Posted by: banana Dream - sounds pretty gay at March 18, 2026 04:59 PM (z7/Fg)
Now it is a gay party drug called "poppers," but it was apparently a rock & roll thing back in the day. Well, they said "amyl nitrate" at the time, but now Brave AI says that it is "unsafe" for human consumption and should absolutely not be confused with the recreational drug "amyl nitrite," so what am I to believe? Maybe they meant what they said, and they were in fact doing the "harmful" one they said they were doing.
See for example Anita Pallenberg, who introduced the Rolling Stones to amyl nitrate in 1965, and Richard "Didymus" Washington, who played marimbas on "Sweet Black Angel" but was originally listed as Amyl Nitrate in the credits of their 1972 album Exile on Main St.
"How Anita Pallenberg Transformed the Rolling Stones From ‘Schoolboys’ to Stars"
https://tinyurl.com/24vx7ye5
"The story behind the song"
https://tinyurl.com/3xcnyc82
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 06:21 PM (Sy6m/)
I hope they put a drinking fountain in the middle. All that walking is thirsty work.
Posted by: wth
That will cease working within its first month.
Then there will be human turds in it before the next month is out.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:21 PM (xG4kz)
Count on it.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:17 PM (xG4kz)
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Nice breeze up there, start piling your box shack up against the nice tall outer wall. Take a dump and then fling it onto the road.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at March 18, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 06:22 PM (lCppi)
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The Canucks did this in Banff on the TransCanada highway. It’s pretty cool.
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (RD49f)
Houston did this at Memorial Park.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:22 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 06:22 PM (UjdFS)
it's funny because the subject is built-up range
Posted by: anachronda at March 18, 2026 06:22 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: toby928(c)
I think they realize it would become hobo central, a fire would break out, and the freeway would be out of commission for months to fix it. Don't think it wouldn't have cost just as much though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2026 06:22 PM (diia5)
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:23 PM (XuXeR)
I mean, the bridge dumps them directly next to a housing development LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:23 PM (PYyV9)
"Yeah, you've got hippies, we need to fumigate"
Cartman
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 06:23 PM (vbXSk)
She was very very hot, and very very annoying even early on. Intolerably annoying in voice and gesture.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 18, 2026 06:21 PM (uBTab)
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"Barbarella" was her best work.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Up On Cripple Creek at March 18, 2026 06:23 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)
An adult, real-life "King of the Hill," complete with buckets of hot urine and feces dumped on the heads of the invaders below.
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (lCppi)
Hell, ever see a guinea hen (quite possibly the dumbest animals on the planet)....they'll stand in the middle of the road trying to see if the car that's about to flatten them is a Ford or a Chevy.
Posted by: Orson
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This is a common misunderstanding. Prey species often have eyes built for defense - they have limited stereo vision and so it is not centered in the eye. That means it has poor resolution. For best resolution, they look with one eye off to side, that is why birds often look at you sideways to see if you are a threat. Problem is that fast moving things only seem to slowly get larger and they do not do well at detecting motion.
If you have good stereo vision, with eyes close together pointing in same direction, you can see the item and see it moving. The tradeoff is limited field of view. Pheasants, deer, etc. will stand in road and stare at oncoming vehicle with one eye. They think standing still makes them harder to see, and while staring to see if it moves, they can not detect it moving straight in. It's not stupidity, it is eyes poorly suited to the threat
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (uBTab)
From a commenter on the story in the NYP:
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It is well documented that the mountain lions used the Liberty Canyon underpass along with many other animals. Mountain lions & their tracks have been observed at the Calabasas landfill property for decades. Liberty Canyon leads directly to the edge of the landfill & into the Chesebro open space. Mountain lions do not need a $100mil bridge.
Posted by: beckster at March 18, 2026 06:14 PM (I7J9
Lions need a huge territory. The young ones get driven out or killed by the older males. That area is already overpopulated, truthfully they shouldn't be there. There is not enough space for them, California is retarded. As a state Cal has way too many lions, they are constantly in the news eating someone or their pets.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (oiNtH)
I worked one summer in the government-provided parks and recreation sector -- I know whereof I speak!
Cleaning public restrooms was a real eye-opener, I can tell you!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (lCppi)
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Gangs will take control of the causeways, shaking down the hobos for drugs and sex if they want to leave.
An elevated Chaz.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Another $10 million and I'll let you know next year.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 06:26 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 06:19 PM (RD49f)
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In 2018 I had to fly into Bangor, Maine, rent a car in the early evening -- and drive as fast as I could overnight to Halifax Nova Scotia (funny, but long, story).
I was driving 85 MPH in the dark and terrified that if I hit a moose -- I would likely come through the windshield and I'd be dead. It was like a terrifying 10 hours ...
Only found out later that there were very tall chain link fences on both sides of the highways with tunnels underneath for the wildlife.
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 06:27 PM (gD8L/)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 06:27 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
See, the thing about Newsom is he's the most dangerous politician since Clinton. Both are sociopaths, which means they'll look you in the eye and lie and their heartrate doesn't change a bit. They tell lies to plump themselves up with certain groups, they tell lies that laughably disprovable, but never backtrack (no propaganda outlet would ask). Newsom actually claimed he grew up poor eating mac and cheese on the hardscrabble mean streets of Marin county. He bones his best friends wife. His wife sets up a "charity" then plunders the donations. Plus he's stupid, just like all you black folks.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 06:27 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 06:28 PM (Ia/+0)
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Remember that ice skating rink in NYC?
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Why doesn't PotUSvsg hand a few tens of millions to his son to oversee the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers building a bridge THAT WORKS a few hundred yards from Newsom's Not-a-bridge?
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Posted by: Marooned at March 18, 2026 06:28 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: toby928(c)
I think they realize it would become hobo central, a fire would break out, and the freeway would be out of commission for months to fix it. Don't think it wouldn't have cost just as much though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2026 06:22 PM (diia5)
Think the highway is a bit cut into the hill already, and they probably thought digging under was not going to work well. The one uncomplete side there looks like not a lot of room for a gentle slope. But the hills are very steep anyway in the area.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:28 PM (8avO+)
Tunnels and underpass...
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 06:26 PM (XuXeR)
The top is basically a grass pedestrian bridge.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:29 PM (oob1u)
*Lions have entered the chat
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:30 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
There's some really fancy ones in Banff and Jasper Parks in Canada.
Building wildlife overpasses (and underpasses) is not a new or unique idea, so bleeding edge that it requires special attention by political hacks.
Graft, pure and simple.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 18, 2026 06:30 PM (qiHcY)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2026 06:27 PM (cxFcK)
Bill is fairly smart and makes himself likable, Gavin is a dope and doesn't think he has to. I don't see him escaping the general 'not a Californian' bias in national elections.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
Looks more like an ATV overpass for the local teenagers to pop the clutch on their dirt bikes to blast rooster tails of dirt and rocks over the edge during rush hour.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 06:31 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: ShainS
I'll bet the return trip was a lot easier.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:32 PM (IBsfd)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 18, 2026 06:32 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (xG4kz)
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I was surprised to learn here sometime in the past year or two from commenters who did that kind of work that the women's restrooms were generally always filthier than the men's.
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 06:32 PM (gD8L/)
Yes, but while Clinton is an intelligent sociopath, Newsome is genuinely stupid. He's charismatic, but dumb as dirt. Clinton's lies felt compelling, they seemed plausible, like the drunk's lies. Newsome's lies seem childish and idiotic, plainly false -- Kamala is the same way.
Clinton was compelling and lived his entire life to promote the lie. Newsome has been given a free lift his entire life and lies like Keanu Reeves playing Hamlet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:33 PM (PYyV9)
from google AI. "The $15 million I-25 Greenland Wildlife Overpass in Douglas County, Colorado, completed in December 2025, is North America's largest wildlife overpass. Located near Larkspur between Castle Rock and Monument, this 209-by-200-foot bridge connects 39,000 acres of habitat across a busy interstate. It aims to reduce wildlife-vehicle collisions by 90% and aids elk, pronghorn, bear, and deer migration.
I think that one cost extra after the fact because Polis didn't correctly purchase the private land for it, so a landowner sued and got some sum for their property that was used. But saying they can't build a wildlife overpass for only 100+ million is bullshit
Posted by: PaleRider at March 18, 2026 06:33 PM (WmE5l)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 18, 2026 06:33 PM (baPXJ)
Who the fuck are they making that movie for?
How is that boring shit even a book?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (XCUp7)
It'd be funny if it morphed into something using more bullets than 'The Devil's Rejects.'
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)
This is the prime example of the 10/10 on the Hot/Crazy matrix.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:34 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Another $10 million and I'll let you know next year.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2026 06:26 PM (UjdFS)
I live pretty close to the area and my house is at a higher elevation above sea level than Ohio. It's about half hour to the coast maybe. But there is a range of 'mountains' between. A bit further south is the highest point in Ventura County.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:34 PM (8avO+)
This is the prime example of the 10/10 on the Hot/Crazy matrix.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:34 PM (oob1u)
"He is my lover, so I must kill him" she said reasonably.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
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He was highly intelligent, and that made him very dangerous. His formulations, evasions and dissembling was a form of art.
Newsome is doesn't even remember his last lie and has the wit of a wet sponge. Like Harris, an environment where he faces serious, sustained questioning would destroy him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)
That was my experience. I do not think it is because women are inherently more filthy than men -- far from it -- it is that its not where they live or are regularly so they kinda go nuts "at last I don't have to pick up after myself!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:36 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2026 06:07 PM (XCUp7)
It'd be funny if it morphed into something using more bullets than 'The Devil's Rejects.'
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)
"Inspired by...."
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2026 06:24 PM (NtVYv)
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Yes, I'm north of LA, in the Paso Robles area and we have lots of goats killed by mountain lions. I'm not out in the country but 3 blocks from downtown and we have sightings here in my neighborhood.
Posted by: beckster at March 18, 2026 06:36 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers
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A guy hauling heavy equipment didn’t read the sign and took out a pedestrian freeway bridge by our house. It was a steel one. They replaced it with a concrete one with special corn lights and all the bells and whistles. I think it only cost $20 million and took 3 years to build. I bet the steel one cost less that $100K.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2026 06:36 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 18, 2026 06:33 PM (baPXJ)
How much is it going to cost to teach the animals to read?
Or to translate signs into all of the different animal languages/dialects?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 18, 2026 06:37 PM (S7WXb)
[O/T -- Variety:] "Val Kilmer Resurrected by AI to Star in ‘As Deep as the Grave’ Movie — First Look (EXCLUSIVE)"
https://is.gd/wVWnmC
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 06:37 PM (gD8L/)
people who necromance people for movies need to be burned at the stake like the old days
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:39 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:35 PM (8avO+)
Hah. She said that almost at the same time you posted.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:39 PM (oob1u)
That was my experience. I do not think it is because women are inherently more filthy than men -- far from it -- it is that its not where they live or are regularly so they kinda go nuts "at last I don't have to pick up after myself!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:36 PM (PYyV9)
I'm still scarred from nearly 50 years ago experience but they don't help the situation by not having LARGE garbage cans in there instead of something tiny and thin in the stalls.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: LORD Garth at March 18, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)
Only found out later that there were very tall chain link fences on both sides of the highways with tunnels underneath for the wildlife.
Posted by: ShainS
We used to pull guard duty at the post ammo storage dump in Alaska. The moose had been moved out and 12-15 foot chainlink fences surrounded the mountain, with the closed and 24/7 guarded gate being the only access. The moose still got in, probably by jumping the fence.
Rumors that us infantry guards would chase the moose through the snow in GSA pickup trucks while screaming at the stupid ungulates are lies. Lies, I tell you.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:35 PM (8avO+)
Hah. She said that almost at the same time you posted.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 06:39 PM (oob1u)
I do enjoy your trek posts a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:41 PM (8avO+)
Yeah one place I worked lined them with a paper lunchbag. It was... insufficient
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 06:42 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 18, 2026 06:43 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:43 PM (VE6XX)
In a lot of ways, that was an amazing series.
NBC is covering Chavez now. 'NBC has not spoken with any of the women."
Or Chavez....
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)
"He is my lover, so I must kill him" she said reasonably.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:35 PM (8avO+)
Who has control of the Cat-to-Hooman Translator?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 06:45 PM (y9nCu)
Or to translate signs into all of the different animal languages/dialects?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
I called dibs on the governmental program.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:45 PM (IBsfd)
Or Chavez....
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)
So have they released the part yet where Trump and him were best buddies ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:45 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 18, 2026 06:46 PM (S7WXb)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 18, 2026 06:47 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Oldcat
Somewhere in the distance a dog barked...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 06:48 PM (IBsfd)
Why? B red cause the only drive 11000 miles per year less than the 14000 national avg and because they driver newer more fuel efficient cars and EVs getting the best mpg in the nation at 33.5 mpg drivers in montana and Wyoming pay about 200,% more yearly in fuel more miles and less fuel efficiency
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 18, 2026 06:48 PM (W2WDE)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:49 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 06:51 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:49 PM (VE6XX)
its shrouded in mystery.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
From Wikipedia:
"The original project consisted of 24 mi (39 km) of open unlined canal, 37 mi (60 km) of lined open canal, 97 mi (156 km) of covered concrete conduit, 43 mi (69 km) of concrete tunnels, 12.00 mi (19.31 km) steel siphons, 120 mi (190 km) of railroad track, two hydroelectric plants, three cement plants, 170 mi (270 km) of power lines, 240 mi (390 km) of telephone line, 500 mi (800 km) of roads and was later expanded with the construction of the Mono Extension and the Second Los Angeles Aqueduct."
Five years.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2026 06:51 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:49 PM (VE6XX)
Something about "Aliensshitinmymouth"....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 06:51 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 06:43 PM (VE6XX)
In Windsor Ontario, it was over $6 US a gallon. Converted by AI.
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 06:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 18, 2026 06:53 PM (IX8iX)
https://tinyurl.com/7d39vhyc
Posted by: mr_jack at March 18, 2026 07:27 PM (LNPSJ)
That is the story of our debt caused by Sodom on Potomac. For 60 years. And they guys that challenge the Potomac 'two step' get suicided starting with JFK in modern times.
Like Trump says: You get rid of fraud and we are in immense surplus.
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (iXm17)
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