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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - March 10, 2026 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Tuesday night ONT. Very nice springtime weather in my neck of the woods today. How about you? Anything fun and exciting going on with anyone here tonight? Something on your mind? Let's hear it!

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Let's learn more about Jimmy's!

Here's a clip from Food Network's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives (Triple D) from 2014

My sister was at Jimmy's for dinner tonight with her husband and daughter. My niece was very excited that she saw an influencer there interviewing someone from the staff. Still amazing how much attention and business they are getting thanks to the Huff Post. I haven't been there since the "GFY heard 'round the world". Hopefully soon!

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The 90s finds out about the future

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Not quite Somali daycare levels of fraud, but fraud nonetheless

Woman admitted to making more than 1,700 fraudulent Home Depot returns, prosecutors say

A woman in Ohio made more than 1,700 fraudulent returns at Home Depot locations in multiple states.

Medina County prosecutors said Tracy A. James used counterfeit driver’s licenses and aliases to obtain store credit through fraudulent merchandise returns over several years at numerous Home Depot locations.

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Investigators said James’s scheme totaled $266,699 in fraudulent store credit she then used to buy merchandise she later resold online.

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We 29 year-olds have an advantage?

Psychology says the hidden advantage older workers have in the age of AI has nothing to do with technology skills. It’s emotional intelligence.

AI can generate a perfect email but it cannot read the room, sense the tension, or know when the real conversation is the one nobody is having

Have you ever watched a twenty-six-year-old try to figure out why a meeting went sideways when every word spoken in the meeting was perfectly reasonable? I have. I spent decades in workplaces where the official conversation and the actual conversation were two entirely different things, and the ability to tell them apart had nothing to do with intelligence or technical skill. It had to do with years.

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That ability has a name. Psychologists call it emotional intelligence. And in 2026, as AI reshapes nearly every industry on the planet, it turns out that the thing older workers have been quietly accumulating for decades is the one thing the machines can’t replicate.

Very interesting article. Definitely check it out.

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Did she consult Piper?

I inherited a storage unit from a family friend. It was full of vintage clothes, which I now sell online.

My best friend is Hannah, and her grandpa, Franz, owned a sporting goods store in the '60s, '70s, and '80s. When he went out of business, he boxed up his stock, and the unused items sat in a storage unit from 1990 until 2021.

In the summer of 2021, Hannah's mom called my mom, who is an organizer for hoarders, asking for help with the storage unit. She didn't know what to do with the stuff, and knew my mom had experience in that realm.

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It's really hard to put a number on how many items were in the storage unit. It was 10,000 pairs of shoes, 25,000 hats, 2,500 pairs of baseball pants, all in 1,000 square feet, all from a single store.

The brands Franz had were Nike, Adidas, Puma, Converse, Playboy, Pony, Champion, Wilson, and more. Teams were covered in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and collegiate sports.

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It was such a large inventory; we weren't sure how to tackle it. It's all been very word-of-mouth. We had our first sale at a flea market in early 2022. We currently sell privately on social media and on our website, which went live in December 2025.

On the website, we do 25 items per drop, and do two drops a week, on Wednesdays and Sundays. It's first-come, first-served. Not all merchandise is on the website; it's about a tenth of what we have. So we're really selective with the drops because everything is so rare and special.

Cool story. Like, totally rad!

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The Iran situation simplified

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DJ Doof - Birthday Girls Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com

Born on this date in 1964: Swedish singer-songwriter, rapper Neneh Cherry, who had the 1988 UK & US No.3 single 'Buffalo Stance'


Born on this date in 1966: American singer-songwriter Edie Brickell best known for 1988's Shooting Rubberbands at the Stars, the debut album by Edie Brickell & New Bohemians, which went to No. 4 on the Billboard Albums chart and featured the Top Ten single 'What I Am'. Brickell married Paul Simon in 1992.


Born on this date in 1983: Carrie Underwood, American pop country music singer, winner of the fourth season of American Idol.


That may very well be my favorite vocal performance ever.

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1 Do Not Look at This link:

https://tinyurl.com/ywb8shs7

Posted by: Braenyard

Posted by: mindful webworker - no problem at March 10, 2026 10:00 PM (ByrUz)

2 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:00 PM (cYBz/)

3 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 10, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

4 slingshot

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 10:01 PM (FOFsU)

5 Top 5?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 10, 2026 10:01 PM (2Ez/1)

6 Dang it. Wrong stuff in the clipboard. I meant to say

Winter can be hair-raising
https://bit.ly/47lQnEk

Posted by: mindful webworker - off to a great start for the evening at March 10, 2026 10:01 PM (ByrUz)

7 Indeed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (2Ez/1)

8 FOOD!

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

9 Spring? Gah, next thing you know, it'll be a hundred degrees again. I can wait.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Good evening morons ותודה דיסקו.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

11 mindfull can be ace cruel. bwhahahahaha

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (FOFsU)

12 Thanks for the ONT, Doof! Howdy Horde

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 10, 2026 10:03 PM (DIY2E)

13 Anything fun and exciting going on with anyone here tonight?

Nothing, I said, growing red as a beet. But a plain horse and wagon on Mulberry Street.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 10, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

14 >>> Food Network's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives...

Ackshully a pretty good show.
Nice to see little hometown favorite places show up now and then. Positive vibes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)

15 The top pic is nice. Looks like a good road trip.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 10, 2026 10:04 PM (eJ/ld)

16 I see the future Mrs. Doof made music section. Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: scampydog at March 10, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)

17 Why do those "vegan chocolate chip cookies" look suspiciously like steak?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 10:06 PM (ESVrU)

18 FOOD!
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)


!ydwoH

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:06 PM (znITT)

19 Good evening, everyone!

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 10:06 PM (OoFl2)

20 Does anyone else think that nearly every bit of information we are told about anything any more is phony unless it comes out of an actual civilian whether it comes from the "left" or "right"? For a few days all we heard was oil crisis. It went up to $110 a barrel and the stocks drop. Trump casually says in an interview that oh, he thinks the war won't go on much longer. Immediately oil drops to $88 a barrel and the stocks jump up. I have never seen this sort of thing before, ever

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 10, 2026 10:06 PM (3/XaG)

21 It just may take eight decades of utter repression and the backing of the world's only remaining free nation.

And what free nation do you expect to be around after the next decade or so?

Trump 2.0 is Doing All The Things because his presidency ends this time next year.

There will never be another like him, so he is trying to give We The People the most runway he can give us by taking down Venezuela, Iran and possibly China as immediate threats before he leaves the scene.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:07 PM (a4flb)

22 I see the future Mrs. Doof made music section. Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: scampydog at March 10, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)


Good memory!

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:07 PM (znITT)

23 Thanks, Doof. For the ONT That's a beautiful hymn- How Great Thou Art. I have never heard Carrie Underwood sing it. Thanks,

And I got ( almost ) willowed on the previous thread.

201 If you don't live in OK, here are some things you may not know about Markwayne Mullin, Trumps new pick for head of DHS. I didn't know much of this. From "Christian Post" website:

https://tinyurl.com/4km9xfkz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 10:08 PM (ix8EF)

24 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)

25 On Thursday, my department is hosting our annual teaching and learning conference.

Just yesterday I get the campus newsletter in which the facilities maintenance folks announce there's a planned power outage for all of campus from 6:00 a.m. to 7:30 a.m., right when we will be setting up for our conference (registration opens at 8 am).

It's only supposed to last 30 minutes, but it's darned inconvenient timing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 10:08 PM (ESVrU)

26 Anything fun and exciting going on with anyone here tonight?


I actually broke down and bought a Harbor Freight pipe threading set today. Couldn't find anyone that had one I could borrow and #3 son can't find the Ridgid set I let him borrow 10 years ago. Harumph!

I only have to thread 3 or 4 black pipe ends for my project so I should be okay and I'll still be saving hundreds of $$ from having to hire someone to come out and do it.

It will probably only bring $10 in the estate sale after I leave this mortal coil.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:08 PM (cYBz/)

27 I made a pizza for dinner tonight. My secret is to leave it in the oven until there is just a tiny bit of char on the chunks of pineapple.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 10, 2026 10:09 PM (vJisi)

28 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:09 PM (77rzZ)

29 Edie Brick Hell

No, thanks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

30 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 10:09 PM (OoFl2)

31 Good evening Horde and thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex- mmmm cookies... at March 10, 2026 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

32 I made a pizza for dinner tonight. My secret is to leave it in the oven until there is just a tiny bit of char on the chunks of pineapple.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 10, 2026 10:09 PM (vJisi)


So you baked a salad.

Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2026 10:11 PM (gKDq2)

33 Piper, how’s the pup?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

34 Trump 2.0 is Doing All The Things because his presidency ends this time next year.

I. Certainly hope and pray not. He's supposed to be president till 2029.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 10:11 PM (ix8EF)

35 Sorry I'm late, I was a little sloppy with the crazy glue and ended up stuck to tile craft table

Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 10:12 PM (2sQ2F)

36 Edie Brick Hell

No, thanks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)


It's also Bad Bunny's birthday. All things considered, Edie was the better choice.

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

37 I need more sleep. This just popped into my head.

Has the Somali Learing Center re-opened as a flight school for corporate Lear jet pilots?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)

38 I love pineapple on pizza.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

39 My best friend is Hannah, and her grandpa, Franz, owned a sporting goods store in the '60s, '70s, and '80s. When he went out of business, he boxed up his stock, and the unused items sat in a storage unit from 1990 until 2021.

They paid on a storage unit for 31 YEARS?!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

40 Hi Horde, to your planet...welcome!

I have a car question. I retarded at the end of December, and since then I've barely driven my car at all. Maybe 20 miles, when my weekly commute was 200.

I start it up every few days, just to make sure it starts, so far so good.

My question is what might happen to the gasoline? I filled up January 2nd and I'm not even down an eighth of a tank. Might the gas coagulate, or turn into delicious candy? Should I do more driving just to make sure stuff circulates?

I know next to nothing about cars. I kind of know how to drive and that's much of the extent.

Thanks in advance for any and all replies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

41 For a few days all we heard was oil crisis. It went up to $110 a barrel and the stocks drop. Trump casually says in an interview that oh, he thinks the war won't go on much longer. Immediately oil drops to $88 a barrel and the stocks jump up. I have never seen this sort of thing before, ever
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 10, 2026 10:06 PM (3/XaG)
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Dear Goldman Sachs,

How's my ass taste?

Love, President Trump

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

42

Anything fun and exciting going on with anyone here tonight?


I actually broke down and bought a Harbor Freight pipe threading set today. Couldn't find anyone that had one I could borrow and #3 son can't find the Ridgid set I let him borrow 10 years ago. Harumph!

I only have to thread 3 or 4 black pipe ends for my project so I should be okay and I'll still be saving hundreds of $$ from having to hire someone to come out and do it.

It will probably only bring $10 in the estate sale after I leave this mortal coil.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'll give you $5.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2026 10:14 PM (IivNP)

43 That may very well be my favorite vocal performance ever.
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Have to agree with you Doof, that was just incredible.

And nice to see Doggo in the comments!

Posted by: The Grateful at March 10, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

44 39 I thought that the Learing Center had something to do with training Shakespearean actors.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ)

45 It's also Bad Bunny's birthday. All things considered, Edie was the better choice.
Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)
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Whwew! Dodged a bullet! *fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

46 Good evening Horde and thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex- mmmm cookies... at March 10, 2026 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)


*short armed fistbump*

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)

47 34 Piper, how’s the pup?
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

Currently snoozled on my leg. We went for a big walk in the preserve today, he was a very happy doge.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 10:16 PM (OoFl2)

48 There's a product on the market called Sta-bil for stored gasoline.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 10, 2026 10:16 PM (2Ez/1)

49 Thanks for the Tuesday Night ONT, Mr. Doof!

That road up top sure looks lonely, and straight.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 10, 2026 10:16 PM (vrNzf)

50 I looked up the Ford recall someone mentioned the other night. It essentially hits any t ruck they made since 2021. The towing electricals can evidently 'lose contact' and cause loss of lights and braking(!) On any towed thing.

I would NOT want to be that supplier right now.

Details matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

51 Oh, also thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

52
I have a car question. I retarded at the end of December, and since then I've barely driven my car at all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I've been retarded since 8/2019 and I drive all over the place.

Am I doing it wrong?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:16 PM (cYBz/)

53 45 39 I thought that the Learing Center had something to do with training Shakespearean actors.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ)

If it was the Leering Center, I think Bill Clinton would be one of the professors.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)

54 AI can generate a perfect email but it cannot read the room, sense the tension, or know when the real conversation is the one nobody is having

I have people skills!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 10:17 PM (W/QOq)

55 36 Sorry I'm late, I was a little sloppy with the crazy glue and ended up stuck to tile craft table
Posted by: tankdemon

That's bad, but could be worse. A local prominent attorney here had his wiener glued to his tummy by his wife after he got home late after a night of carousing. I'm guessing the acetone in the Emergency Department stung a bit.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at March 10, 2026 10:17 PM (oftw2)

56 48 “snoozed”

I like that.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:18 PM (77rzZ)

57 Why do those "vegan chocolate chip cookies" look suspiciously like steak?

And why is it reminding me of the old joke whose punch line is “I guess I’m a lesbian, too.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 10:19 PM (W/QOq)

58 The 90s finds out about the future

Fun Fact: In the 1990s, the average person watched a box (TV) on average of over four hours a day.

We just changed the size of the box and how much we interact with it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:19 PM (a4flb)

59 Hey, Hour of the Wolf, good to see you.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

60 I've been retarded since 8/07 and am down to about 3,000 miles of driving a year. Yet I have 4 vehicles.

Posted by: Doin' It Wrong? at March 10, 2026 10:20 PM (oftw2)

61 Trump 2.0 is Doing All The Things because his presidency ends this time next year.

There will never be another like him, so he is trying to give We The People the most runway he can give us by taking down Venezuela, Iran and possibly China as immediate threats before he leaves the scene.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:07 PM (a4flb)

What he isn't doing is cementing long term protection for Americans against the lunatic left should they ever come to power again. You thought biden was bad? The next time it will make him look like Reagan. You see what they did in virginia, you see NYC, and everywhere else the lunatics got in control. They come straight at the people, pedal to the metal vengeance, constitution be damned. They don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 10:20 PM (snZF9)

62 There's a product on the market called Sta-bil for stored gasoline.

I use it in the gasoline I keep for my lawn mower, which, due to the perfect Texas weather I rarely need. It seems to work.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 10:20 PM (W/QOq)

63 That Carrie Underwood gal can sure carry a tune! I don't listen to her much but a beautiful voice and she's gorgeous. She's married to a former hockey player (now retired). Can't remember his name.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 10:20 PM (sAmhv)

64 57 “snoozled,” I meant.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

65 That's bad, but could be worse. A local prominent attorney here had his wiener glued to his tummy by his wife after he got home late after a night of carousing. I'm guessing the acetone in the Emergency Department stung a bit.
Posted by: Hints From Heloise at March 10, 2026 10:17 PM (oftw2)

All you need to do it rub veg oil on it. Oil dissolves the glue.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

66 Oh my G d! Gas is up 50 cents a gallon! Let Iran have the bomb! We can't afford these prices!

No. We can't afford Iran to have the bomb, idiots. Sorry but some people are idiots. I'm tired of hearing them say stupid things.

Posted by: Case at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (pvf3X)

67 Evening all,

I like the Iran situation simplified.

On a personal note. Some of you might remember a few weeks ago I mentioned that my British Uncle (married to Ciampino's sister) had been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. This morning he passed away. Please keep his family in your thoughts. This is especially hard on our Aunt since she has now lost her brother and her husband within a few months.

Posted by: Joyenz at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)

68 DOOF

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (DoBxX)

69 The 90s finds out about the future

Thanks for being exhausting, y'all.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)

70 That may very well be my favorite vocal performance ever.
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Have to agree with you Doof, that was just incredible.

And nice to see Doggo in the comments!
Posted by: The Grateful at March 10, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)


Any chance I have to post that, I'm doing so!

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

71 Gas is up 50 cents a gallon!

For me, gas is up about $4.50 a gallon.

Because I just took a flight from Texas to California.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 10:22 PM (W/QOq)

72 ONT, Thanks DOOF!!

Go Wild, hammer the Mammoths

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 10, 2026 10:22 PM (t/Eo5)

73 woman in Ohio made more than 1,700 fraudulent returns at Home Depot locations in multiple states.
Medina County prosecutors said Tracy A. James used counterfeit driver’s licenses and aliases to obtain store credit through fraudulent merchandise returns over several years at numerous Home Depot locations.


--------

Hah! The jokes on her.

She created what's called "a full time job."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 10:22 PM (JkO4W)

74 Doof!

Did you watch the USA beat Mejico in the baseball classic last night? Awesome game. Holy carp!

Thank you for the Ont. you rock.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)

75 I haven't heard that dumb Popeye song by Edie Brickell in a real long time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 10:23 PM (BI5O2)

76 Prayer up, Joyenz.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:23 PM (77rzZ)

77 It will probably only bring $10 in the estate sale after I leave this mortal coil.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'll take it off your hands now for $5 if you cover shipping.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 10:23 PM (/lPRQ)

78 They're throwing everything at the wall to try to drive the oil prices back up. The latest is that Iran has super-sneaky minelayers that have forced the straits to close again.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 10, 2026 10:23 PM (xverI)

79 Very nice springtime weather in my neck of the woods today. How about you? No.

Anything fun and exciting going on with anyone here tonight? No.

Something on your mind? Loads.

Let's hear it! Trust me you really don't want to.

Posted by: Mind full of demons, antagonists and desperation at March 10, 2026 10:24 PM (TbWk/)

80 Evening all,

I like the Iran situation simplified.

On a personal note. Some of you might remember a few weeks ago I mentioned that my British Uncle (married to Ciampino's sister) had been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. This morning he passed away. Please keep his family in your thoughts. This is especially hard on our Aunt since she has now lost her brother and her husband within a few months.
Posted by: Joyenz at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)


So sorry to hear that. Prayers up.

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

81 Hello, Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)

82 Anyone under 30 is already showing signs of atrophy, shorter, T Rex arms, from using phone as an appendage.

Posted by: Ol' Codger at March 10, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)

83 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 10:20 PM (snZF9)

How do you think he should do that? And I have to go to sleep, but consider passing on your suggestions to the WH site, B-D.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 10:25 PM (ix8EF)

84 All you need to do it rub veg oil on it. Oil dissolves the glue.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

The dude probably knew that but couldn't get any takers.



Not even for $20.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:25 PM (cYBz/)

85 I. Certainly hope and pray not. He's supposed to be president till 2029.

Beat the Cheat 2.0 for this November. The GOP sure doesn't want to keep both chambers.

It will be particularly difficult this voting season when so many people are being black-pilled by watching their feckless Senators mock and gas light them - daring us to vote.

Lose both chambers, you know for a fact they will impeach him. Then block any judge and US Attorney appointments.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:25 PM (a4flb)

86 I thought that the Learing Center had something to do with training Shakespearean actors.
Posted by: Bulg

If it was the Leering Center, I think Bill Clinton would be one of the professors.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Did he graduate Magna, Summa, or Aqualung?

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

87 Hey, Hour of the Wolf, good to see you.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

Likewise. We'll see how long I'm online tonight - the sky is loud. I think heaven is holding top fuel funny car races.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2026 10:26 PM (S/Y4j)

88 Dang it. Wrong stuff in the clipboard. I meant to say

Heh - now that was funny!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 10:26 PM (eYxxH)

89 I start it up every few days, just to make sure it starts, so far so good.

My question is what might happen to the gasoline? I filled up January 2nd and I'm not even down an eighth of a tank. Might the gas coagulate, or turn into delicious candy? Should I do more driving just to make sure stuff circulates?

I know next to nothing about cars. I kind of know how to drive and that's much of the extent.

Thanks in advance for any and all replies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Starting every couple of days is good.
Maybe run it through the gears, around the block, once a week.
Top off with ethanol free gas. Should be good for six months/year with current use.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 10:27 PM (/lPRQ)

90 Very nice springtime weather in my neck of the woods today. How about you?

I was feeling blessed having such a mild winter, until I was buzzed by the first deer fly of the season - three months early.

I guess I need to put away all my blue clothing for the next six months.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:27 PM (a4flb)

91 I actually broke down and bought a Harbor Freight pipe threading set today. Couldn't find anyone that had one I could borrow and #3 son can't find the Ridgid set I let him borrow 10 years ago. Harumph!

I only have to thread 3 or 4 black pipe ends for my project so I should be okay and I'll still be saving hundreds of $$ from having to hire someone to come out and do it.

It will probably only bring $10 in the estate sale after I leave this mortal coil.
Posted by: Tonypete

Around here the home depots have serious threading machines and will thread pipe for you if you buy it there. At the same time the tool whore that I am says yeeeusss to buying threading dies and do it on the fly and thread as you need to. I have a set and the rigid vice. No gas in the house, or the street, but I got the shit to do pipe. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)

92 Doof!

Did you watch the USA beat Mejico in the baseball classic last night? Awesome game. Holy carp!

Thank you for the Ont. you rock.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)


I did not. Asleep early last night. Was on the road at 0500 this morning returning from Kentucky.

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)

93 Psychology says the hidden advantage older workers have in the age of AI has nothing to do with technology skills. It’s emotional intelligence.

Well, I'm boned.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

94 Likewise. We'll see how long I'm online tonight - the sky is loud. I think heaven is holding top fuel funny car races.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2026 10:26 PM (S/Y4j)

That’s funny, I was just thinking the same thing. It’s just partly cloudy here, but I stepped outside and that was my thought - wow, the sky is loud tonight!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 10:30 PM (eYxxH)

95 Prayers for you and your family, Joyenz.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)

96 Yup.
Kerry Underwood is awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

97 Oh my G d! Gas is up 50 cents a gallon! Let Iran have the bomb! We can't afford these prices!

Think of it as chemotherapy.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:30 PM (a4flb)

98 Was watching Atomic Snack Bar a few days ago and ran across this description of a Japanese movie:

“Turns out back in World War II, the living heart of the Frankenstein's monster ended up in Japan right before the bomb was dropped. Over time, the radiation caused the heart to mutate into a real boy. A boy that starts rapidly growing into a giant now known as Frankenstein. The creature escapes and ends up battling the giant monster Baragon. And in the alternate ending of the film, he also battles a giant octopus, just like in the original Shelly novel.”

Frankenstein vs Baragon (1965). Sounds awesome, even without the giant octopus.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 10:31 PM (W/QOq)

99 It’s bed time. Have a great night, friends.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

100 On a personal note. Some of you might remember a few weeks ago I mentioned that my British Uncle (married to Ciampino's sister) had been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. This morning he passed away. Please keep his family in your thoughts. This is especially hard on our Aunt since she has now lost her brother and her husband within a few months.
Posted by: Joyenz at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)

I am truly very sorry.

Posted by: Fuck cancer. at March 10, 2026 10:31 PM (TbWk/)

101 Prayers up for your family, Joyenz. Such great losses in so short a time. ((((hugs))))

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 10, 2026 10:31 PM (vrNzf)

102 Joyenz
Prayers to you and yours.

Posted by: MkY at March 10, 2026 10:32 PM (q6tQZ)

103 Doof...Thank you for the Carrie Underwood/Vince Gill duet of "How Great Thou Art."

I saw it live, had welling tears (I rarely cry) and chills. Anytime I see/hear this video again it is the same as it is that powerful. Thank you.

Man she's got some pipes! I think the only American Idol season I watched was with her. Vince Gill is also incredibly talented, altho I don't have a lot of music from either on my phone.

This Lent I am back to my Celtic roots. I love this one, an American folk hymn with lyrics that are perfect for Easter. Love the melody as well.

The little history says the unusual meter goes back to 1549, Dorian mode. I love songs and hymns in the minor key.

I think it's beautiful. Blessings:

https://tinyurl.com/2ebuhtux



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)

104 Sleep well, Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)

105 Writing a tui backend for my dashboard touch screen, ever since moving platformIO from vscode to neovim for ESP32 development, I’ve been a happy camper.

The problem with vscode is that Msoft is forcing ai into everything whether you want it or not. Make no mistake, I use ai, but I use it the way I want to use it, not the way Microsoft insists I use it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 10:34 PM (XV/Pl)

106 CHHv1)

42 For a few days all we heard was oil crisis. It went up to $110 a barrel and the stocks drop. Trump casually says in an interview that oh, he thinks the war won't go on much longer. Immediately oil drops to $88 a barrel and the stocks jump up. I have never seen this sort of thing before, ever
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 10, 2026 10:06 PM (3/XaG)

That’s what happens when you have day traders and hype driving spot prices rather than fundamentals. And as soon as the price broke, everyone covered their positions and sold.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 10:35 PM (eYxxH)

107 @90 - thank you!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2026 10:35 PM (CHHv1)

108 Why do those "vegan chocolate chip cookies" look suspiciously like steak?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
=========

Red dye No. 3.

One hell of a job making those cookies!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 10:35 PM (XeU6L)

109 Berserker-Dragonheads Division - my real issue is I need to cut an already installed pipe in the house, and then put threads on the cut end to receive an elbow to head off into a new direction.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/)

110 68. This is especially hard on our Aunt since she has now lost her brother and her husband within a few months.
Posted by: Joyenz

You've endured a lot in a short time. Prayers for peace and comfort for your Aunt and all of your family.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:36 PM (NFX2v)

111 It’s blowing stink out here on the beach.

Power will prolly go out and there’s a cold front storming in. Blizzard conditions in the mountains.

Batten down the hatches!
Let’s GOOOOOO!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 10:37 PM (A5RD0)

112 Doof...Thank you for the Carrie Underwood/Vince Gill duet of "How Great Thou Art."

I saw it live, had welling tears (I rarely cry) and chills. Anytime I see/hear this video again it is the same as it is that powerful. Thank you.

Man she's got some pipes! I think the only American Idol season I watched was with her. Vince Gill is also incredibly talented, altho I don't have a lot of music from either on my phone.


Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)


Glad you enjoyed it!

Posted by: Doof at March 10, 2026 10:37 PM (QMAsf)

113 Posted by: mindful webworker - off to a great start for the evening at March 10, 2026 10:01 PM (ByrUz

That was awesome, thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2026 10:38 PM (Vvh2V)

114 Prayers to your family, Joyenz.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 10:38 PM (X+xvk)

115 That road up top sure looks lonely, and straight.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient


https://youtu.be/5AspVxHqw_E

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:39 PM (VHUov)

116 Prayers for you and your family, Joyenz.
Strength and peace.

Posted by: sal at March 10, 2026 10:39 PM (f+FmA)

117 Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

You and me, both. I hate the heat. I'd skip summer altogether if I could.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2026 10:39 PM (Vvh2V)

118 Writing a tui backend for my dashboard touch screen, ever since moving platformIO from vscode to neovim for ESP32 development, I’ve been a happy camper.
--

[scratches head]

I'm clueless. A foreign language.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

119 That’s what happens when you have day traders and hype driving spot prices rather than fundamentals. And as soon as the price broke, everyone covered their positions and sold.

Also TDS drives some of it. Those of us who don't have it know that Trump 2.0 is very aware of the fact that gasoline prices drive inflation and Affordability™ and he isn't interested in Forever Warz so, like his other blitzkrieg attacks, they are in and out, and he is willing to use many tools as his disposal to bring prices back in line.

For Trump, he cares about the consumer, with every president before him, they hated the consumer and thought that was an added sadistic benefit to their war grift.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:41 PM (a4flb)

120 Do Not Look at This link:

https://tinyurl.com/ywb8shs7

Posted by: Braenyard
***

You're not the boss of me!

* looks*

Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2026 10:42 PM (2WIwB)

121 That road up top sure looks lonely, and straight.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
--

Bob Segar lyrics immediately came to mind:

On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha
You can listen to the engine moanin' out his one note song..

But your thoughts will soon be wanderin' the way they always do
When you're ridin' sixteen hours and there's nothin' there to do
And you don't feel much like ridin', you just wish the trip was through..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 10:43 PM (XeU6L)

122 The problem with vscode is that Msoft is forcing ai into everything whether you want it or not. Make no mistake, I use ai, but I use it the way I want to use it, not the way Microsoft insists I use it.

I just go with the JetBrains suite because I'm tired of Microslop's AI trying to finish my thoughts and getting it wrong 90%+ of the time. I spend more time backspacing over its mistakes then I do actually typing everything out.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 10:44 PM (a4flb)

123 My prayers join the rest, Joyenz. What a horrible year it's been for your family.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2026 10:45 PM (Vvh2V)

124 Thune & McConnell busy plotting another Republican loss in both the House and Senate. They'll do everything they can to thwart Donald Trump and screw the GOP base.

It's time we did something. These douchebags need to be relentlessly vilified, every second of every day, in every single conservative forum. Call them out for what they are. Cowards, traitors, corrupt, hostile to the will of the American people. Hound them. Ask them at every appearance. Make it impossible for them to approach a microphone with any degree of comfort. Organize protests at their homes. They're okay with that, right?

Let's light a fire under John Thune's corrupt ass, and watch the turd-blossom dance.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 10:45 PM (X+xvk)

125 This Lent I am back to my Celtic roots. I love this one, an American folk hymn with lyrics that are perfect for Easter. Love the melody as well.

The little history says the unusual meter goes back to 1549, Dorian mode. I love songs and hymns in the minor key.

I think it's beautiful. Blessings:
https://tinyurl.com/2ebuhtux
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


That was beautiful.

Here's another for you. "Iona" is the answer to the question "what if an Irish folk band wanted to change it up, but couldn't decide if they wanted to be Christian rock, world music, or a Pink Floyd cover band?"

https://youtu.be/yf7TSIIwOa4

I've linked that one before over the years, probably 2 or 3 times. But I love her voice. If you don't like the intro bit, the lyrics start about 2:35.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

126 @119

>> I'm clueless. A foreign language.

It’s just a terminal user interface instead of a graphical user interface, although the dashboard has a gui as well.

And with modern tui libraries, they pretty much are gui’s.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 10:46 PM (XV/Pl)

127 The dude probably knew that but couldn't get any takers.

Not even for $20.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:25 PM (cYBz/)

His hands were in casts?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 10, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

128 Lose both chambers, you know for a fact they will impeach him. Then block any judge and US Attorney appointments.


----

They already are blocking the appointments. The GOP is actively obstructing their own Executive. It's infuriating.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 10, 2026 10:46 PM (xverI)

129 Joyenz, prayers for your family.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 10, 2026 10:46 PM (eZ5tL)

130 SlingShot, in case you missed it.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab3vuvd

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 10:48 PM (ozLBa)

131 “ Ithink it's beautiful. Blessings:

https://tinyurl.com/2ebuhtux

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)

I love that tune, those words.
Looked it up - that one was in the 1840 Sacred Harp collection of Southern Hymns, which I’ve got a copy of somewhere. It’s an amazing collection of hymns, especially since most of them never made their way into the mainstream churches. (Too countrified, I think)

Sacred Harp is the most well known use of shaped note music, where the relative pitch of the note is indicated by its shape. Sounds tricky, but if you know music it’s not hard to pick up at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 10:48 PM (eYxxH)

132 They already are blocking the appointments. The GOP is actively obstructing their own Executive. It's infuriating.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler


"Their own" is the issue with that sentence. He's "ours," not "theirs," and it chaps their hide.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)

133 I have never reverse-seared chocolate chip cookies before but I'm willing to try

Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2026 10:50 PM (jCuBf)

134 131 SlingShot, in case you missed it.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab3vuvd

Posted by: Braenyard

Why is he holding the slingshot sideways, ghetto-style?

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2026 10:51 PM (Q+gd/)

135 They already are blocking the appointments. The GOP is actively obstructing their own Executive. It's infuriating.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler

Yep. And we're sitting here taking it. It's time to start asking them why they're defying the most popular Republican President in history, and why they're defying the will of the American people on the SAVE Act.

Hound them everywhere. Beat them over the head with questions. Don't let them skate. Make every second of their public lives absolutely miserable.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 10:51 PM (X+xvk)

136 @123

>> I just go with the JetBrains suite

Well that’s the great thing about neovim, it’s just vim out of the box and you have to add anything you want into it manually.

If you don’t want ai, or auto complete or code snippets, you don’t have to add them.

The two biggest things I’ve configured lately are breadcrumbs and code dimming.

I didn’t think that would be a big deal but it’s become a big deal and a game changer for my concentration.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)

137 "I looked up the Ford recall someone mentioned the other night. It essentially hits any truck they made since 2021."

Speaking of Ford Truck recalls, when are they going to come up with a fix for that idiotic auto-shutoff that was mandatory until Trump killed it? It's the only complaint I have about my Ranger I bought 3 years ago.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 10:52 PM (PTDkx)

138 >>Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)


I stumbled into a vein of old SST LPs last night and found a NM Copy of the Blasting Concept. Had a fun time listening to that one while I flipped some old pinball machines.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 10:53 PM (erF49)

139 Waffles the Cat's prime objective is to complain about everything especially Maple the Dog and the Spare Human.

https://youtu.be/HktF2G2E4pE

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 10:53 PM (BnDlA)

140 Berserker-Dragonheads Division - my real issue is I need to cut an already installed pipe in the house, and then put threads on the cut end to receive an elbow to head off into a new direction.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/)

Let me guess, the other end is in no man's land where you can't access it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 10:53 PM (snZF9)

141 SlingShot, in case you missed it.
https://tinyurl.com/3ab3vuvd
Posted by: Braenyard

Why is he holding the slingshot sideways, ghetto-style?
Posted by: davidt


If you hold a slingshot the right way, misfires are likely to be high or low, not left or right. So if you're trying to keep all your magnetic ammo behind your backstop for easy collection, holding it like a gangsta keeps you from launching them over the wall?

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)

142 >>I have never reverse-seared chocolate chip cookies before but I'm willing to try


The best thing you can do for Chocolate Chip Cookies is to portion them out on a parchment lined baking sheet, no spacing required and freeze them. The whole batch.

Then bake from frozen.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 10:54 PM (erF49)

143 27

I actually broke down and bought a Harbor Freight pipe threading set today. Couldn't find anyone that had one I could borrow and #3 son can't find the Ridgid set I let him borrow 10 years ago. Harumph!

I only have to thread 3 or 4 black pipe ends for my project so I should be okay and I'll still be saving hundreds of $$ from having to hire someone to come out and do it.

It will probably only bring $10 in the estate sale after I leave this mortal coil.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 10:08 PM (cYBz/)


It's cute that you think a Harbor Freight tool can be used 3 or 4 times and still be worth putting in an estate sale.

Posted by: a.moron at March 10, 2026 10:55 PM (X5Jzz)

144 This ONT seems on time... must be something in the stars.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 10:55 PM (diia5)

145 Neneh Cherry has a sister Titiyo, who did the Millennial #woke anthem "Come Along".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 10:55 PM (gKWVE)

146 I stumbled into a vein of old SST LPs last night and found a NM Copy of the Blasting Concept. Had a fun time listening to that one while I flipped some old pinball machines.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 10:53 PM (erF49)

Feel like translating that? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 10:55 PM (snZF9)

147 >>Feel like translating that? lol


I would. But, I prefer to keep up the ruse that you are in fact CC Deville.

I'm not gonna dox a bro.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 10:57 PM (erF49)

148 Thanks in advance for any and all replies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
------
Yes, gas goes bad. As the lighter fractions evaporate, the gasoline starts to no longer act like gasoline, sorta like a wet cigar - hard to light. As well, the heavier fractions wind up coating parts with "varnish" which blocks smaller passages. There are things called fuel stabilizers which will prevent this. The best-known brand is probably Sta-Bil, but I prefer Pri-G.
Oil goes bad, too, just sitting around. Next oil change make sure to go to full synthetic,it takes longer to break down and oxidize.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 10, 2026 10:58 PM (o8Zcb)

149 Good night, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:59 PM (77rzZ)

150 41 Hi Horde, to your planet...welcome!

I have a car question. I retarded at the end of December, and since then I've barely driven my car at all. Maybe 20 miles, when my weekly commute was 200.

I start it up every few days, just to make sure it starts, so far so good.

My question is what might happen to the gasoline? I filled up January 2nd and I'm not even down an eighth of a tank. Might the gas coagulate, or turn into delicious candy? Should I do more driving just to make sure stuff circulates?

I know next to nothing about cars. I kind of know how to drive and that's much of the extent.

Thanks in advance for any and all replies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

I faced the same situation when I retired. You may want to take it out for a long drive (half hour) once a week and try to do some highway miles. Burn off some gas, get it down to 3/4 tank and then fill it up to mix the old and the new gas.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 10, 2026 10:59 PM (y171U)

151 67 Oh my G d! Gas is up 50 cents a gallon! Let Iran have the bomb! We can't afford these prices!
I retarded over 15 years ago, and I don't drive all over the place, so I don't care that the Donald has bombed the shit out of Iran and caused gas to go up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2026 10:59 PM (0Htd1)

152 Hound them everywhere. Beat them over the head with questions.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 10:51 PM (X+xvk)

With questions. You are a fine gentleman! I hope someone would be less gentlemanly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 10, 2026 11:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

153 Apple kind of blew up the budget laptop market. In a good way. This is something I never thought I would be saying.

https://youtu.be/91zQ6Pyxb3Y

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 11:00 PM (BnDlA)

154
Anything fun and exciting going on with anyone here tonight?

Does contemplating my navel count?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 10, 2026 11:00 PM (QVmho)

155 Jeff Ament, bassist and songwriter with Pearl Jam, was born today in 1963. Since this is about him, here's a track where he has sole writing credit and plays upright bass, off their sixth album Binaural. (Headphones recommended; they did, in fact, use binaural recording techniques.)

Pearl Jam - Nothing As It Seems (Audio)
https://youtu.be/A2QLjPU7Opo

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 11:00 PM (Sy6m/)

156 80 CENT SECRET DIXK PILLS

I CLICK ON THE BOX TTOU GQYS

Posted by: GigantorX at March 10, 2026 11:01 PM (pFl8W)

157 >>Jeff Ament, bassist and songwriter with Pearl Jam, was born today in 1963.


And he is a douche. I never get tired of telling him that, either.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:02 PM (erF49)

158 Last night I posted about the new Supreme Ayatollah whom Tousi has said is missing. There has been no appearance by him since he was ordained top Azzhole.

Now today stories are he is in the hospital in a coma. So these cleric experts elected a comatose leader. I guess that's one approach to leadership.

After all we "elected" Joe Biden, heck he got 81 million votes.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 10, 2026 11:05 PM (55Qr6)

159 I wonder if you layered a gas can with nitrogen if that would work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 11:06 PM (zZu0s)

160 Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 10, 2026 11:05 PM (55Qr6)

...

Posted by: Konstantin "DOA" Chernenko at March 10, 2026 11:08 PM (gKWVE)

161 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 11:08 PM (rdVOm)

162 I am reading a novel written in the mid-19th century and I keep having to look up words.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 10, 2026 11:08 PM (eZ5tL)

163 "Their own" is the issue with that sentence. He's "ours," not "theirs," and it chaps their hide.

Most Congress critters aren't there for the power (some absolutely are), many just to be podcasters (Cruz, Crocket), many just want the status and the loot.

When Trump came in and said "We Are Going To Do All The Things", at first they thought that he was gas lighting the constituents and would continue the grift with the donor class and the cocktail circuit.

Then he did things. Like close the border, instead of mouthing "comprehensive immigration policy". Reshoring jobs as opposed to helping congress critter cronies exploit foreign labor and lax regulations. Trump was cutting into their grift, showing that it was easy to follow through on promises Congress had been making and breaking for generations.

He exposed them all as frauds, and now that they are known, they are just open about it and dare you to do something about it, knowing we will whine and not lynch.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 11:09 PM (a4flb)

164 Let me guess, the other end is in no man's land where you can't access it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Exactly.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 11:10 PM (cYBz/)

165 >>Jeff Ament, bassist and songwriter with Pearl Jam, was born today in 1963.


And he is a douche. I never get tired of telling him that, either.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:02 PM (erF49)

*snicker*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:11 PM (snZF9)

166 Thanks guys. I will forward your messages to them.

-------

Waffles and Maple
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 10:53 PM (BnDlA)

So funny, ty for sharing.

Posted by: Joyenz at March 10, 2026 11:11 PM (2F0/Y)

167 I am reading a novel written in the mid-19th century and I keep having to look up words.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 10, 2026 11:08 PM (eZ5tL)

Our edumacation system is just as good- better- then theirs. All they had was dull, boring memorization. Teachers are so much better now!
-education drone.

Plus word choice matters that would tend to drift with time, but remember, writing letters was their ONLY way to communicate over long distances. It tends to broaden the vocabulary, I am thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 11:11 PM (zZu0s)

168 With questions. You are a fine gentleman! I hope someone would be less gentlemanly.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

One can dream...

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 11:12 PM (X+xvk)

169 >*snicker*


I hate dealing with the 'stars'.

They are almost worse than the 'experts'.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:13 PM (erF49)

170 Last night I posted about the new Supreme Ayatollah whom Tousi has said is missing. There has been no appearance by him since he was ordained top Azzhole.

Now today stories are he is in the hospital in a coma. So these cleric experts elected a comatose leader.
Posted by: Farmer


Nice to see them giving Sloth a chance, after thousands of years of Wrath, Lust, and Pride, with token showing by Greed and Envy.

Maybe Gluttony will get a turn eventually, too.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

171 Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 10:54 PM (erF49)

I refrigerate the dough for a day before portioning and freezing. That allows the flour to hydrate completely, and the cookie is simply better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 11:13 PM (n9ltV)

172 I stumbled into a vein of old SST LPs last night and found a NM Copy of the Blasting Concept. Had a fun time listening to that one while I flipped some old pinball machines.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 10:53 PM (erF49)

Feel like translating that? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Damn.
I almost, almost know what that is.
Might have had a Blasting Concept LP at one time.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 11:15 PM (/lPRQ)

173 >>I refrigerate the dough for a day before portioning and freezing. That allows the flour to hydrate completely, and the cookie is simply better.


I usually throw the entire batch in the fridge for 4 hours to keep the butter from melting after mixing / before portioning.

It simply makes a better cookie. No other alteration of the process works better, imo.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:15 PM (erF49)

174 >>Might have had a Blasting Concept LP at one time.


Electric Lime Green Sleeve with Bright Orange Text.

SST Sampler from 83...maybe? Might be off by a year or two, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:16 PM (erF49)

175 If you hold a slingshot the right way, misfires are likely to be high or low, not left or right. So if you're trying to keep all your magnetic ammo behind your backstop for easy collection, holding it like a gangsta keeps you from launching them over the wall?
Posted by: mikeski
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Or a photographic angle allowing the viewer to see the operation better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 11:17 PM (ozLBa)

176 Looked it up
SST LP
SST is a German disc mastering and lacquer cutting company that operated under this name from 1969 until November 2016.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 10, 2026 11:17 PM (znREB)

177 Apple kind of blew up the budget laptop market. In a good way. This is something I never thought I would be saying.

For decades I would only run Dell Precision or XPS class notebooks. They are boring now and are just commodities.

Now that Windows 11 has gone full Mumbai, a glorious presentation of mediocrity and shameless advertising platform, Apple is looking to be the last man standing for solid development machinery.

With almost all tooling available on the MacBook Pro, and with the M5 Max silicon, 128GB of RAM and PCIe 5, what is out there that can compete?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 11:17 PM (a4flb)

178 I refrigerate the dough for a day before portioning and freezing. That allows the flour to hydrate completely, and the cookie is simply better.

Dittos for pizza crust.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 11:19 PM (a4flb)

179 The Cookie Wars begun, they have.

Posted by: Yoda at March 10, 2026 11:20 PM (JkO4W)

180 >>SST is a German disc mastering and lacquer cutting company that operated under this name from 1969 until November 2016.


Also a Punk Label out of CA. Greg Ginn.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:20 PM (erF49)

181 Also there's no arm brace to steady it; holding it sideways would be a stronger hold. It needs an arm brace.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 11:21 PM (ozLBa)

182 >>Also there's no arm brace to steady it; holding it sideways would be a stronger hold. It needs an arm brace.


You people are monsters!

Posted by: Michele Fields at March 10, 2026 11:22 PM (erF49)

183 Maybe Gluttony will get a turn eventually, too.
Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

I'm ready!

Posted by: Vitellius at March 10, 2026 11:22 PM (1Ff7Z)

184 That Carrie Underwood "How Great Thou Art" really is amazingly good. With Vince Gill, btw for any who may have hesitated to watch.

Posted by: jocon307 at March 10, 2026 11:22 PM (EuROc)

185 Why do those "vegan chocolate chip cookies" look suspiciously like steak?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 10:06 PM (ESVrU)

--------------

The Wifey pointed out that it's a mis-steak.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 10, 2026 11:24 PM (xIFh6)

186 Maybe Gluttony will get a turn eventually, too.
Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

I'm ready!
Posted by: Vitellius at March 10, 2026 11:22 PM (1Ff7Z)

Michael Moore, AKA Jabba the Butt, is eagerly awaiting their call.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2026 11:24 PM (S/Y4j)

187 I watched Melania on prime today.
Actually quite nice - behind the scenes look, narrated by FLOTUS. Low-key.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 10, 2026 11:26 PM (znREB)

188 182 Also there's no arm brace to steady it; holding it sideways would be a stronger hold.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 11:21 PM (ozLBa)

Oh, so it bees jes like a gun.

Posted by: JaMarqis T. at March 10, 2026 11:26 PM (eYxxH)

189 I retarded over 15 years ago, and I don't drive all over the place....
Posted by: nerdygirl

Taking the short bus, huh?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 10, 2026 11:29 PM (KAi1n)

190 SST
Among others,
Minutemen, Husker Du, Firehose, Black Flag, Meat Puppets...

Seems to be LPs available online.
Maybe they are pressing more.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)

191 Country Joe Mcdonald's fixin to die rag that ended the Vietnam War was not subtle ;but born in the U.S.A and Copper head road were more subtle anti-war songs.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 10, 2026 11:30 PM (dELhT)

192 The Cookie Wars begun, they have.
Posted by: Yoda


I thought the Dark Side had the cookies.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

193 >>Maybe they are pressing more.


SST re-runs stuff all the time. Never large pressings, and usually nothing to denote them as individually different than original pressings from decades earlier.
You have to look at things like color dyes and inner sleeve construction to discern the real ones from the new ones.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:34 PM (erF49)

194 Damn.
I almost, almost know what that is.
Might have had a Blasting Concept LP at one time.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 11:15 PM (/lPRQ)

It was so long ago I completely forgot wtf it was.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:35 PM (snZF9)

195 @178

>>With almost all tooling available on the MacBook Pro, and with the M5 Max silicon, 128GB of RAM and PCIe 5, what is out there that can compete?

Pretty much nothing, I have a pimped out M4 Max, I can run my dev setup, I can run a vm of win11 to access the apps that have no mac or linux ports like Autocad*, Visio and MS Project, it runs seamlessly integrated, no hickups, no slowdown, the only ai slop on the mac is injected by the win11 and win apps.

Mac make the best all around laptops out there.

*Autocad is available for the mac but I'm using my companies seat, which costs around 4k a year, so, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 11:36 PM (XV/Pl)

196 Looking at the Wiki article on their catalog I may have had a few dozen LPs, or cassettes I got from friends LPs, all gone. Lost decades ago.

If I happen to see one at Wal-Mart I might just get it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 11:37 PM (/lPRQ)

197 "I love pineapple on pizza."

You can have my share, gladly. As for me, pile on the anchovies!

Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2026 11:37 PM (4RPgu)

198 "That may very well be my favorite vocal performance ever."

That was my Dad's favorite. Shame he never got to hear her sing it.

Posted by: javems at March 10, 2026 11:40 PM (zFsEm)

199 I hate dealing with the 'stars'.

They are almost worse than the 'experts'.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 11:13 PM (erF49)

You mean "artists". I hate artist mentality. The guitar player "artists" are why we get silly guitars with a bridge humbucker, a P-90 in the neck and a strat middle pickup and the top of the guitar looks like the Zappa burnt weenie sandwich album cover.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)

200 So,is the Strait of Hormuz actually open, or not?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:41 PM (vd6bO)

201 198 "I love pineapple on pizza."

You can have my share, gladly. As for me, pile on the anchovies!
Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2026 11:37 PM (4RPgu)

Ketchup instead of tomato sauce and Limburger cheese instead of mozzarella. Yum!!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 10, 2026 11:42 PM (ZTJjv)

202
Haagen-Dazs Strawberry is very nice.

That is all.

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 11:43 PM (ZxPkt)

203 "I love pineapple on pizza."

You can have my share, gladly. As for me, pile on the anchovies!
Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2026 11:37 PM (4RPgu)

Ketchup instead of tomato sauce and Limburger cheese instead of mozzarella. Yum!!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 10, 2026 11:42 PM (ZTJjv)

You know, fuck you all. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:44 PM (snZF9)

204 I hate artist mentality. The guitar player "artists" are why we get silly guitars with a bridge humbucker, a P-90 in the neck and a strat middle pickup and the top of the guitar looks like the Zappa burnt weenie sandwich album cover.
Posted by: Berserker


You're just jealous. This guitar is the tits.

https://youtu.be/46qjDJ0lLdE

Posted by: S. Vai at March 10, 2026 11:44 PM (VHUov)

205 So,is the Strait of Hormuz actually open, or not?
Posted by: Don in SoCo

It was only "closed" by Lloyds.
Canceled their insurance they did.

Kind of risky to run the Strait with $100M in crude and a ship that costs many times that when islamonazi pirates are threatening to blow everything up... but then the ships idle costs start adding up and the crews figure out they can just turn off their tracking devices and not paint that target on their backs...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)

206 Other than the SST, I lost a bunch of Virus and Cherry LPs. Decades ago.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 11:47 PM (/lPRQ)

207 With almost all tooling available on the MacBook Pro, and with the M5 Max silicon, 128GB of RAM and PCIe 5, what is out there that can compete?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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Out in the world of competition I'd go out of my way to dump all things Alphabet. At home the little $200 Beelink is working just fine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 11:49 PM (ozLBa)

208 So,is the Strait of Hormuz actually open, or not?
Posted by: Don in SoCo

It was only "closed" by Lloyds.
Canceled their insurance they did.

Kind of risky to run the Strait with $100M in crude and a ship that costs many times that when islamonazi pirates are threatening to blow everything up... but then the ships idle costs start adding up and the crews figure out they can just turn off their tracking devices and not paint that target on their backs...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)

trump said he would take care of the insurance, but then the UK threatened the companies if they deal with trump. Any reason the UK isn't on the list of the next adventure??

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:49 PM (snZF9)

209 just turn off their tracking devices
_-_
I wonder how effective that is...I guess if there are no loitering drones (probably aren't any of theirs roaming around anymore) or human observers with eyes on target...hmmm...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:50 PM (vd6bO)

210 You're just jealous. This guitar is the tits.

https://youtu.be/46qjDJ0lLdE

Posted by: S. Vai at March 10, 2026 11:44 PM (VHUov)

Thats some crazy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:50 PM (snZF9)

211 You know, fuck you all. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:44 PM (snZF9)

Seconded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 11:52 PM (zZu0s)

212 Any reason the UK isn't on the list of the next adventure??
_-_
And, demographics carefully considered, fast-forward 40 years, and that nation's character will fundamentally change.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:53 PM (vd6bO)

213 This guitar is the tits.
_-_
All fun and games til the power goes out.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:56 PM (vd6bO)

214 Any reason the UK isn't on the list of the next adventure??
_-_
And, demographics carefully considered, fast-forward 40 years, and that nation's character will fundamentally change.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:53 PM (vd6bO)

I'm thinking they are a land conquered by islam thats hostile to the west...and with nukes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:57 PM (snZF9)

215 This guitar is the tits.
_-_
All fun and games til the power goes out.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:56 PM (vd6bO)

All fun and games til your back goes out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:58 PM (snZF9)

216 I'm thinking they are a land conquered by islam thats hostile to the west...and with nukes.
_-_
Sorta sets a fella to thinkin...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:59 PM (vd6bO)

217 til your back goes out.
_-_
That thing's gotta be heavy. Can't deny the skill in that guy.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 12:01 AM (vd6bO)

218 I'm thinking they are a land conquered by islam thats hostile to the west...and with nukes.
_-_
Sorta sets a fella to thinkin...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 10, 2026 11:59 PM (vd6bO)

Its no joke, the native brits are in deep shit. They better decide what they believe in real frigging quick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 12:02 AM (snZF9)

219 Thanks again, people. You're all the best!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2026 12:06 AM (CHHv1)

220 They better decide what they believe in real frigging quick.
_-_
Yep. And the same here. We have a very short amount of time before we are in exactly the same situation. We have a brief respite here where we can correct our course, but we are not making it happen to the degree necessary just yet.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 12:06 AM (vd6bO)

221 >>You mean "artists". I hate artist mentality. The guitar player "artists" are why we get silly guitars with a bridge humbucker, a P-90 in the neck and a strat middle pickup and the top of the guitar looks like the Zappa burnt weenie sandwich album cover.


LOL

Ted McCarty had the recipe right. Make it out of Mahogany.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 12:07 AM (erF49)

222 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

I faced the same situation when I retired. You may want to take it out for a long drive (half hour) once a week and try to do some highway miles. Burn off some gas, get it down to 3/4 tank and then fill it up to mix the old and the new gas.
Posted by: Joemarine
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Right. Also it circulates the grease and oils on all the parts that move. (a necessary thing) And things tend to flatten under the same pressure. At once a week your tires will develop a flat spot - a block or two and they will soften up but that's an example.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:08 AM (ozLBa)

223 Sacred Harp is the most well known use of shaped note music, where the relative pitch of the note is indicated by its shape. Sounds tricky, but if you know music it’s not hard to pick up at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 10:48 PM (eYxxH)

Will have to look it up.

In the last 10yrs I had a wish to play the harp...a big one. Now I'm back to a lap harp...which I know has nothing to do with what you are mentioning.

We had a harp at our wedding almost 47yrs ago on St. Patrick's Day (the only day of my dude's college spring break...we didn't choose it). Altho Irish is our only common ancestry. The harp was due to it being a botanical garden wedding and a piano could not be played. As it turned out I was glad.

So when y'all raise a beer next Tuesday think of the poor man who has been stuck with me all these years.

Are you from the South, Tom?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 11, 2026 12:08 AM (WONhk)

224 Then bake from frozen.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 10:54 PM (erF49)

Going to try this! Soon! Thanks!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 11, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk)

225 My question is what might happen to the gasoline? I filled up January 2nd and I'm not even down an eighth of a tank. Might the gas coagulate, or turn into delicious candy? Should I do more driving just to make sure stuff circulates?

I know next to nothing about cars. I kind of know how to drive and that's much of the extent.

Thanks in advance for any and all replies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

Assuming a recent-ish car (say since 1990) and a mostly-full tank, you should be good for a couple of years, That being said, other parts of the car need to be exercised periodically. Maybe every second month, take it on a 50 mile road trip just for funsies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 12:13 AM (8zz6B)

226 In the last 10yrs I had a wish to play the harp...a big one. Now I'm back to a lap harp.
_-_
Nice thing about those is they tend to retain their value. Bought my wife a used Salvi Daphne in 1996, and its resale value has probably increased a little.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 12:14 AM (vd6bO)

227 Frigging microsnot windoze... just went thru update hell.

Thought I had it set to not *do that* until inactive times, but noooooo. Was reading along, had a couple other tabs open, going back n forth and then *poof* OFF.

Restart. "installing updates"

Restart. %^&*+_)(&(*#!!!!!!

Oh, yeah-- it's a Tuesday.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 12:14 AM (rdVOm)

228 220 They better decide what they believe in real frigging quick.
_-_
Yep. And the same here. We have a very short amount of time before we are in exactly the same situation. We have a brief respite here where we can correct our course, but we are not making it happen to the degree necessary just yet.
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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Texas is a perfect example. DC runs Hunt in on the primary to split the vote (just like they did with Gohmert) They spent $70 million just to do that.

Now they are spending over a million dollars a day to make sure that everyone in TX knows that Paxton is a low down weasel and Big John Wayne McCornyn is the man for the job.

McCornyn and Thune take turns top and bottom with each other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:15 AM (ozLBa)

229 >>Other than the SST, I lost a bunch of Virus and Cherry LPs. Decades ago.


I lost a full set of Hendrix UK 1st Presses and a set of Sabbath UK 1st Presses when storing my LP collection at a GF's place for 4 months.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 12:15 AM (erF49)

230 On a personal note. Some of you might remember a few weeks ago I mentioned that my British Uncle (married to Ciampino's sister) had been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. This morning he passed away. Please keep his family in your thoughts. This is especially hard on our Aunt since she has now lost her brother and her husband within a few months.
Posted by: Joyenz at March 10, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)

Condolences, Joyenz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 12:16 AM (8zz6B)

231 https://youtu.be/yf7TSIIwOa4

I've linked that one before over the years, probably 2 or 3 times. But I love her voice. If you don't like the intro bit, the lyrics start about 2:35.
Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

Lovely. Thank you.

Need to go to sleep and hope my coughing goes away soon.It's at least improved from the TB Ward. XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 11, 2026 12:17 AM (WONhk)

232 I do updates on Mint about once a week.
It takes about five minutes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:17 AM (ozLBa)

233 >>Going to try this! Soon! Thanks!


As soon as you are done mixing the dough, press plastic wrap to the surface and wrap the bowl. Chuck it in the fridge for at least 3-4 hours, then portion and freeze.

Once they are frozen, you can bag them and bake them as you need them.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 12:17 AM (erF49)

234 So very sorry, Joyenz!

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

235 McCornyn and Thune take turns top and bottom with each other.
_-_
And the consequences of allowing this circus act to continue unabated to keep looking more ominous.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 12:18 AM (vd6bO)

236 RIP Uncle

Sorry for your loss, man.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 12:18 AM (erF49)

237 I do updates on Mint about once a week.
It takes about five minutes.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Yeah... I need to ditch microsnot. But I'm not really much of a geek; let's say I'm barely computer literate.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 12:19 AM (rdVOm)

238 As soon as you are done mixing the dough, press plastic wrap to the surface and wrap the bowl. Chuck it in the fridge for at least 3-4 hours, then portion and freeze.

Once they are frozen, you can bag them and bake them as you need them.
Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 12:17 AM (erF49)

The things I learn here!!! XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 11, 2026 12:21 AM (WONhk)

239 Has anyone ordered from Jimmy's Seafood for delivery across the nation?

My dude loves blue crab and crab cakes...real ones...are sort of hard to find in the Rockies.
Thanks.

I do love them telling people on X to hush. Loved the video of the sons and wife carrying on their father's dream.They've hit the big time! Seem like lovely people.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 11, 2026 12:23 AM (WONhk)

240 Oh, so it bees jes like a gun.
Posted by: JaMarqis T.
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Oh, JaMarqis, you need some range time. With a pistol other muscles are primary for focus. The bicep comes into play at recoil, mostly. Whereas the triceps and forearm are required to hold the slingshot steady.
That's why they are equipped with a forearm brace.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:26 AM (ozLBa)

241
Condolences, Joyenz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 12:16 AM (8zz6B)

Prayers for this family.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 11, 2026 12:26 AM (WONhk)

242 200 So,is the Strait of Hormuz actually open, or not?
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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Yes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:29 AM (ozLBa)

243 Are you from the South, Tom?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 11, 2026 12:08 AM (WONhk)

Not originally, but married a Louisiana girl and have lived in Texas for most of my life now, so close enough!

Posted by: JaMarqis T. at March 11, 2026 12:32 AM (7yOPh)

244 lol off gangsta sock!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2026 12:33 AM (7yOPh)

245
You're just jealous. This guitar is the tits.

https://youtu.be/46qjDJ0lLdE

Posted by: S. Vai at March 10, 2026 11:44 PM

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He should return that Klingon edged weapon to the prop room before they notice it's missing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 11, 2026 12:34 AM (t1fZA)

246 . but then the ships idle costs start adding up and the crews figure out they can just turn off their tracking devices and not paint that target on their backs...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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I read that crews were getting big bonus to do it and double bonus if they made it through.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:35 AM (ozLBa)

247 I've linked that one before over the years, probably 2 or 3 times. But I love her voice. If you don't like the intro bit, the lyrics start about 2:35.
Posted by: mikeski

Excellent singing. One good turn deserves another. Hope you enjoy this voice.
https://youtu.be/YjQ0P2OzyPg

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 12:37 AM (BnDlA)

248 --------

Yeah... I need to ditch microsnot. But I'm not really much of a geek; let's say I'm barely computer literate.
Posted by: Tarbender
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Got you beat. I know how to boot it up and shut it down. I bought a Mint stick from Amazon and paid a computer guy down the road $40 to install it in my new Beelink.
It's so very much like Windows 7 that the learning curve is minimal. Notsothoreau and AOP are good shepherds. If you are literate at a minimum Mint can be downloaded for free and most others have installed it on their own.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:44 AM (ozLBa)

249 Thanks, Braenyard... What is this "Beelink" of which you speak?

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)

250 Excellent singing. One good turn deserves another. Hope you enjoy this voice.
https://youtu.be/YjQ0P2OzyPg
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
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See. This is why I was talking about slingshots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:46 AM (ozLBa)

251 Mary Black
Both Sides the Tweed

Joanne Hogg's, of Iona, vocal qualities reminded of Mary Black. Both Sides the Tweed is one of her signature songs. And of course it is about the English f'ing over the Scots. Feel free to substitute in the Irish if you prefer.

https://youtu.be/uSkyiVcRCEo

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 12:47 AM (BnDlA)

252 Thanks, Braenyard... What is this "Beelink" of which you speak? Posted by: Tarbender

Behold the Bees
https://www.bee-link.com/collections/product

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 12:48 AM (BnDlA)

253 Hope you enjoy this voice
_-_
That was brutal. Ran into one of those clowns at the auto parts store today. Guy was being a total jackass, but I got my transaction completed, and said, " Thank you, sir.", and he said, "I'm a ma'am.". Thing is, I was momentarily horrified at the thought that I might have mistreated a homely, masculine-looking woman. On further inquiry, nope...just a dude with delusions being a jerk.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 12:50 AM (vd6bO)

254 Iran cultivated the fear of what they could do to oil traffic for the last 4 decades. But as soon as someone showed up who was willing to show them what Real War looks like, their threats fell in on themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2026 12:50 AM (7yOPh)

255 >>Behold the Bees

Thanks, Alteria... too rich for my blood. Wasn't looking for a new computer, although will probly need one soon enough.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)

256 SST Sampler from 83...maybe? Might be off by a year or two, though.
Posted by: garrett
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You are quite literate, musically, but you do get off into some shit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:52 AM (ozLBa)

257 >>>omeone showed up who was willing to show them what Real War looks like, their threats fell in on themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Well, really, they're falling everywhere. It's like a guy who just discovered masturbation except it's more like death throes than exuberation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 12:54 AM (ozLBa)

258 That was brutal. Ran into one of those clowns at the auto parts store today. Guy was being a total jackass, but I got my transaction completed, and said, " Thank you, sir.", and he said, "I'm a ma'am.". Thing is, I was momentarily horrified at the thought that I might have mistreated a homely, masculine-looking woman. On further inquiry, nope...just a dude with delusions being a jerk.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 12:50 AM (vd6bO)

Proper response to that? "And I am Queen of the May!" Then skip out the door.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 12:56 AM (8zz6B)

259 Proper response to that?
_-_
Yep. Guy was being a real jerk before any gender nonsense was even noted...yelling at me across the store to begin with...if I had realized what was actually going on there, that he was actually looking to provoke, I would have said, "You're not a ma'am, you' just an a$$h-le.". Funny thing is that just after that purchase (tail light bulbs), my daughter's car battery conked out in the next door parking lot, so we bought a new battery for it - at a different store - those five-year batteries are pretty pricey...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:02 AM (vd6bO)

260 >>Ran into one of those clowns at the auto parts store today...
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I miss the '80s. Back when dudes pretending to be women, at least *LOOKED LIKE* women. And some of them could be actually beautiful, with attractive makeup and feminine clothing. (just disregard the adam's apple, LOL)

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

261 Ted McCarty had the recipe right. Make it out of Mahogany.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 12:07 AM (erF49)


Fucking eh, or Korina!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 01:05 AM (snZF9)

262 I miss the '80s
_-_
Yeah, I go out of my way to live and let live, but when they WANT to take offense, I am delighted to oblige.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:06 AM (vd6bO)

263 Clay Pigeons
Blaze Foley

The song has a a deep core of resignation and hope that just maybe something better is just around the next bend.

Blaze Foley
https://youtu.be/OqEIFDO1g4E

John Prine
https://youtu.be/u0TOuVVAwQI

Kelli Moyle
https://youtu.be/bhCTmCR8G20

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 01:07 AM (BnDlA)

264 Thanks, Alteria... too rich for my blood. Wasn't looking for a new computer, although will probly need one soon enough.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)

A computer that can happily run Win7 or newer will run faster on Linux Mint. I see they sell for 20 bucks on Amazon (same as in town, LOL). At that price, it's hardly worth the effort to download the ISO and burn it to a new thumb drive. They will tell you that you are not buying the OS. You are buying the physical thumb drive, and paying for the seller's expertise in loading a bootable copy of the Mint OS onto it.

You can pop the thumb drive into a USB port, hit the power button, and when it gets to the boot sequence part of the BIOS, tell it to boot from the thumb drive. Mint will start, running from the thumb drive, instead of your computer's hard drive. You can play with it, try it out, and if you like it, press "install". You have the option of partitioning the hard drive, and putting Mint in one partition, and keep your old Windows in the other. I have never done this. I usually simply put Mint on a new or salvaged hard drive that has been wiped clean, and keep Windows on the old drive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 01:08 AM (8zz6B)

265 252 Thanks, Braenyard... What is this "Beelink" of which you speak? Posted by: Tarbender

Behold the Bees
https://www.bee-link.com/collections/product
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 12:48 AM (BnDlA)

or Amazon - - > https://tinyurl.com/4yaxxh4k

I paid less than $200 for mine, they've gone up a little. I don't do fancy things, I do run two monitors. Had it for about two years (whenever Pixy recommended it) with no problems.
Found it.

N100 16G ram + 500G ssd purchased 1/14/24, $199
from Amazon

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 01:09 AM (ozLBa)

266 Thanks, AOP! Very helpful!

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)

267 I miss the '80s. Back when dudes pretending to be women, at least *LOOKED LIKE* women. And some of them could be actually beautiful, with attractive makeup and feminine clothing. (just disregard the adam's apple, LOL)

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

Always look at their fingers. The fingers tell all. A man's index finger is shorter than their ring finger. A woman's index finger is the same length as their ring finger, or real damn close.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 01:10 AM (snZF9)

268 Fucking eh, or Korina!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 01:05 AM (snZF9)

There's a song about that:

https://youtu.be/aiq-14H0Cuk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 01:13 AM (8zz6B)

269 Thanks to you too, Braenyard!

I just need simple everything. Email, limited shopping, and light surfing.

Not a gamer. Don't do graphics or photochop.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)

270 Good tune, Aleria.
My favorite recording of that one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uM3YROq_cLY

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:15 AM (vd6bO)

271 That was brutal. Ran into one of those clowns at the auto parts store today. Guy was being a total jackass, but I got my transaction completed, and said, " Thank you, sir.", and he said, "I'm a ma'am.". Thing is, I was momentarily horrified at the thought that I might have mistreated a homely, masculine-looking woman. On further inquiry, nope...just a dude with delusions being a jerk.
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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Was this a chain, like AutoZone, etc?
Go onto the corporate website and complain. If you're in retail, you're expected to put up with a certain amount of shit, quietly.
A mild "misgendering" at the end of a transaction doesn't cross the threshold to allow any pushback at the customer. Bitch about it in the backroom. His/"her" manager needs to refresh training about customer courtesy.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 11, 2026 01:15 AM (o8Zcb)

272 Always look at their fingers. The fingers tell all. A man's index finger is shorter than their ring finger. A woman's index finger is the same length as their ring finger, or real damn close.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 01:10 AM (snZF9)

*checks*

Son of a bitch. Actually, left hand is even. Right hand is the way you describe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2026 01:15 AM (bss/y)

273 Oops. I can't type on these phone keyboards. The letters are just too small!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:16 AM (0m7wM)

274 Bers... that's just so wrong...

Tell ya what. I am female. Have *always been* female. Have real, honest-to-goodness XX chromosomes.

My index fingers are shorter than my ring fingers. Significantly shorter-- by about 3/8 inch.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

275 My index fingers are shorter than my ring fingers. Significantly shorter-- by about 3/8 inch.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

Huh. Back to Bers?

So, have you been banging dudes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2026 01:19 AM (bss/y)

276 I just need simple everything. Email, limited shopping, and light surfing.

Not a gamer. Don't do graphics or photochop.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)

Linux Mint comes bundled with Firefox browser, and Libre Office, which emulates most of the MS Office suite. Also video, audio, and photo editing software, and much more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 01:22 AM (8zz6B)

277 Was this a chain
_-_
Yep. A big name chain. So I went to the other big name chain.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:25 AM (vd6bO)

278 I have short fingers and large knuckles. Working hands.

Sucks because when I went to buy some nice "ladies" gloves, the fingers were too long. Every time. Especially bad at the Harley shop, where I thought I might buy some leather ones. If they fit my palm-width, the damned fingers would be like an inch too long.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

279 Bers... that's just so wrong...

Tell ya what. I am female. Have *always been* female. Have real, honest-to-goodness XX chromosomes.

My index fingers are shorter than my ring fingers. Significantly shorter-- by about 3/8 inch.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

Thats known to happen, but is very rare.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 01:27 AM (snZF9)

280 >>You are quite literate, musically, but you do get off into some shit.


I don't know shit.

I know a little about a lot.

And I know a lot about a little.

But, I don't know much. I'd be a fool to think otherwise.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 01:28 AM (erF49)

281 >>My index fingers are shorter than my ring fingers. Significantly shorter-- by about 3/8 inch.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)


So. The First Lady of France is posting here, now?

...just asking questions.

Posted by: Cavernous Nostrils at March 11, 2026 01:30 AM (erF49)

282 Index finger on left hand is much shorter on right hand is somewhat shorter. hmmm

If you're looking for a computer check out the Amazon link. I had to buy on, my 12 y.o. laptop was falling apart then I got a warning that the HD could fail. Well that was it. I use an Anker Hub with a wall transformer. (tax the computer as little as possible)
Do the same with my iPad and Phone when hooking a flash drive.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 01:30 AM (ozLBa)

283 Thing is, there are some masculine-looking women in the world who are not a part of this modern gender fluidity horsehockey, and I never want to offend one of them unnecessarily. That's what straight-up pisses me off about the whole deal.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:30 AM (vd6bO)

284 My favorite recording of that one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uM3YROq_cLY
Posted by: Don in SoCo

My favorite version of Clay Pigeons is from the Blaze Foley's album "Sitting by the Side of Road." That album also included another great Foley song, "If I Could Only Fly."

Blaze Foley
https://youtu.be/BMT76_mYDV0

Merle Haggard
https://youtu.be/24cqKEjAALg

Joe Nichols
https://youtu.be/v145f5ryP9Q

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 01:33 AM (BnDlA)

285 So. The First Lady of France is posting here, now?

...just asking questions.
Posted by: Cavernous Nostrils
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I will smile at you, as I say FOAD.

(wtf with the Mme. Macron is a dude thing anyway?)

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:33 AM (rdVOm)

286 My index fingers are shorter than my ring fingers. Significantly shorter-- by about 3/8 inch.
Posted by: Tarbender
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Yeah, it's not a 100% thing, but in the vast majority of cases, it is. In my case, my dominant hand difference is almost an inch, my left is only a little over a half inch. My wife, daughter, and sister fingers are.within an eighth of even. 12 years ago, when I first read this, I had a bunch of cow-orkers (at lunch) put their hands flat on the table. 7 guys had shorter (by a minimum of a half inch) index fingers and both women's fingers were even.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 11, 2026 01:34 AM (o8Zcb)

287 Give them the Crocodile Dundee undercarriage check. If necessary, nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 11, 2026 01:35 AM (vJisi)

288 >>Thing is, there are some masculine-looking women in the world who are not a part of this modern gender fluidity horsehockey, and I never want to offend one of them unnecessarily


When a cute chick flirts with me these days I tell her, 'I'm flattered, but not interested.'

Then I tell her - 'Because I'm straight, Sir.'.

Always good for a laugh.

Posted by: Cavernous Nostrils at March 11, 2026 01:36 AM (erF49)

289 Thing is, there are some masculine-looking women in the world who are not a part of this modern gender fluidity horsehockey, and I never want to offend one of them unnecessarily. That's what straight-up pisses me off about the whole deal.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:30 AM (vd6bO)

Search for a photo of the broad that defrauded the Home Depot stores. Yeesh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 01:36 AM (8zz6B)

290 I will smile at you, as I say FOAD.

(wtf with the Mme. Macron is a dude thing anyway?)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:33 AM (rdVOm)

Ask Candice Owens, that is one of her things, evidently. I have never watched her for a second, so I only know what I read here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2026 01:37 AM (bss/y)

291 Oops. I can't type on these phone keyboards. The letters are just too small! Posted by: Don in SoCo

Put your glasses on. That cuts down on the error rate by 50%. The other 50% is because that's how things are; you are best just give up at that point and drink liquor until the sun comes up.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 01:37 AM (BnDlA)

292 If you're stuck with or sticking to Windows 11, and you want to turn off all the crap, I've got a page full of mostly-videos that can help lead you through it. I've got no automatic updates, no AI, no ads, no MS account needed to sign in, just Windows as it (mostly) ought to be. Especially scroll down to the "setting up" section for the two "Stop Windows" videos.

https://bit.ly/mw-raw-windows

Don't blame me if something didn't work for you. It's probably your fault. (haha) That's all I've got for tonight.

My closing theme song tonight needs more cowhandbell.

https://youtu.be/ZClq4qIXN9U

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I've looked at Cloud from both sides now at March 11, 2026 01:37 AM (ByrUz)

293 OFF

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2026 01:37 AM (erF49)

294 Hah! Well, I may have masculine hands, but I have never been mistaken for a man.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

295 Since it's almost on-topic, her's another good song(true story):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dztj4X3fQps
I also really like Randall McKinnon's version, but can't find it on y'alltube.Thanks for the links, Alteria.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 01:41 AM (vd6bO)

296 Ask Candice Owens, that is one of her things, evidently. I have never watched her for a second, so I only know what I read here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yeesh. I'll take your word for it. Broad is mental.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)

297 Hah! Well, I may have masculine hands, but I have never been mistaken for a man.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

From what I read women with hands like that may have had greater exposure to male DNA in the womb. Look at the bright side, its probably why you're good with cars. It doesn't make you a dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 01:42 AM (snZF9)

298 Hey Horde, a Chivas if you will Tarbender.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 11, 2026 01:44 AM (0nHVk)

299 Heh. Yeah. Mom & Dad were probably still very... attracted to each other... back then.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)

300 *Chivas for Debby*

Hey, lady... how are ya?

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)

301 While we're talking about computers, for my next one I want another laptop, but powerful. I'm planning on going back to school for a second degree -- yes, at the advanced age of "almost 29" -- to get back into tech, but with firmer credentials, and fully refreshed and expanded skills. So a cheapo "student-grade" laptop wouldn't cut it; although it would be for student work, I expect that technical subjects need performance. (I've narrowed it down to computer science, electrical engineering, and business information systems, as I have entry-level experience in each, but just a plain ol' math degree.)

But I also want to learn the various guitars -- electric bass, acoustic-electric, and "regular" electric -- while getting my voice back into shape, and transferring my old classical piano skills into rock synth. (Just for personal satisfaction, not expecting to monetize it.) I would be recording into a DAW, so I'm thinking maybe a MacBook Air, for silent operation (no fan for a mic to pick up)? It would be my first non-Windows machine, but it sounds like the MS OS has only gone downhill since 10, into an Indian Spaghetti/AI Slop nightmare. Would the Air suffice for both needs?

Posted by: SciVo at March 11, 2026 01:48 AM (Sy6m/)

302 I also really like Randall McKinnon's version, but can't find it on y'alltube.Thanks for the links, Alteria.
Posted by: Don in SoCo
--

Sometimes Bing will find what you want.
YouTube sometimes will pretend your request doesn't exist and Bing will go right to it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 01:55 AM (ozLBa)

303 Much obliged Tarbender, enjoyed a beautiful day here, over 70 and it melted a lot of the snow, back to cooler weather tomorrow. I am doing ok, thanks, I hope that you are holding up under the current stress in your life.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 11, 2026 01:55 AM (0nHVk)

304 Debby made it, don't run off, it's not bedtime yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 01:57 AM (ozLBa)

305 Mommy, I can't sleep … Mommy … ? Mommy … ? Aw crap. Now I gotta get my own warm milk …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 11, 2026 01:58 AM (ayRl+)

306 Ordering a meat pizza is now considered a red flag. Will these nutjobs never cease?

I don't want to murder these vegetables.

The meat was already processed, the vegetables you personally murdered in the kitchen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 11, 2026 01:59 AM (M9gjJ)

307 Thanks, Debby. Still working on the mooch problem.

Glad to hear you're out of the freezer! Wow, 70*?

We just got another cold/windy snap and it snowed a bit today (didn't stick). Expect some overnight as well. Weather is just guesswork, so will look out the window when I wake & see. LOL.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)

308 Posted by: SciVo at March 11, 2026 01:48 AM (Sy6m/)


Thinking about being an engineer? Do you have "The Knack"?

youtu.be/Dx6HojLBsnw

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 11, 2026 01:59 AM (vJisi)

309 Well, sleepiness has overtaken me. Off to bed I go. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2026 02:05 AM (8zz6B)

310 Thanks, Braenyard. Looks like that track is only on Spotify. He gave me a couple of his CD's when I saw him at the stock show in Denver this year, and that song was a favorite, though lots of other good ones.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 11, 2026 02:06 AM (vd6bO)

311 'Night, AOP. Sleep well.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 11, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

312 I'm thinking maybe a MacBook Air, for silent operation (no fan for a mic to pick up)? Would the Air suffice for both needs? Posted by: SciVo

Mostly, if not all. Using Geek Bench numbers (yes, yes, they don't tell you everything but they are good for relative comparisons). Apple silicon is so excellent right now. The current(ish) Intel and AMD flagship CPUs on these benchmarks are matched by the M5. The M5 Pro and M5 Max nuke them without getting up.

The Qualcomm X2 Elite CPUs are just coming to market and they are going to slot in around the M5 and M5 Pro CPUs. If you are sticking with Windows, the OS, ARM, and general software stack is really coming together - it is viable now. I am currently running a Gen 1 Plus version in my Surface Pro, it has been nothing but great.

TLDR.
Apple silicon is world class and so are the machines; they are on my radar bigly. The Mac Mini is one of the best deals in computing.

Windows with Qualcomm CPUs, especially the Gen 2s are for real. The software compatibility is fine and is improving all the time. Windows is Windows, you either like it or absolutely pathologically hate it these days. YMWV.

ARM CPUs is where it is at. That is the story.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 02:08 AM (BnDlA)

313 I won't run off, Braenyard, I am going to sit and sip for a while. When I was putting the trash out this morning I was stunned by how many tiny pieces of glass are scattered all over the street and the driveway, They are not sharp, just teeny colorful pieces of glass. I wonder if the town mixed the glass in with the salt and sand to treat the the roads with the last storm. Maybe the glass helped the mixture from clumping together or something. It is very pretty but I definitely tracked some of it into the house.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 11, 2026 02:11 AM (0nHVk)

314 Condolences, Joyenz. Praying for you and your family.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at March 11, 2026 02:18 AM (OlYKs)

315 The Future: guess who placed devere limits on the use of the technology by their children: Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg. And probably a lot of other parents, if they're smart

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 11, 2026 02:20 AM (v1KtB)

316 Meanwhile, in Babylon DC, Prince William County Board of Supervisors had an upset happen, election wise. The GOP lady won. Apparently the Dem had a record of racist and antisemitic remarks that didn't play well in the very blue Prince William County. The Dems name is Muhammad 'Sef' Casim. Hard to believe a progressive muslim would be so racist. LOL! A minor thing. VA is still lost.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2026 02:25 AM (sAmhv)

317 316 Meanwhile, in Babylon DC, Prince William County Board of Supervisors had an upset happen, election wise. The GOP lady won.
...
VA is still lost.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up
---

Hey, we've got people in the fight, we haven't lost.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 11, 2026 02:43 AM (ozLBa)

318 I've got the sleepies, Horde, sweet dreams to all of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 11, 2026 02:51 AM (0nHVk)

319 Thinking about being an engineer? Do you have "The Knack"?

youtu.be/Dx6HojLBsnw
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 11, 2026 01:59 AM (vJisi)


Makes me laugh every time I see it 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 11, 2026 03:03 AM (SRRAx)

320 272 Always look at their fingers. The fingers tell all. A man's index finger is shorter than their ring finger. A woman's index finger is the same length as their ring finger, or real damn close.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2026 01:10 AM (snZF9)

*checks*

Son of a bitch. Actually, left hand is even. Right hand is the way you describe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2026 01:15 AM (bss/y)

Well, shit. No idea I am a man. Odd, since I have a uterus and real, working boobs.

Sorry, that finger thing is a load of crap.

My index fingers are a good half inch shorter than my ring fingers. I doubt sincerely that DH would mistake me for a man.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 11, 2026 03:07 AM (I40wl)

321 TLDR.
Apple silicon is world class and so are the machines; they are on my radar bigly. The Mac Mini is one of the best deals in computing.

Windows with Qualcomm CPUs, especially the Gen 2s are for real. The software compatibility is fine and is improving all the time. Windows is Windows, you either like it or absolutely pathologically hate it these days. YMWV.

ARM CPUs is where it is at. That is the story.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 11, 2026 02:08 AM (BnDlA)


Thanks! I was still thinking of ARM as something for embedded/mobile. From there to high-performance laptops is quite the climb. That gives me a clearer idea of what to compare with which when it comes time to pull the purchase trigger.

Posted by: SciVo at March 11, 2026 03:14 AM (Sy6m/)

322 For those who might be interested, www.iditarod.com. You can follow the various musher to Nome.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 11, 2026 03:17 AM (I40wl)

Cat Chaos Cafe

griffithobservatory2.jpg
Another shot of the Griffith Observatory, LA
Brandon Yoshizawa

Baby learns his first word, "Baaaa."

Gand-arf the White.

Hedgehog cuddles her tiny little teddy bear. Very cute.

Teddy bear brothers.

Huge dog begs for a hug.

After the asteroid.

Baby and golden retrievers just vibing with each other.

Giving a crow some water. I have tried to make friends with the local crows. They are uninterested.

Border collie vs. moped. I like how he spins in place to "rev up."

Cat mocks his owner's injury.

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Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (WONhk)

2 Love the kitty mocking the owner's leg injury. She must really love him (or just wants food).

My grandmother said I used to walk like our gardener, who certainly had a hitch in his get-a-long limp, behind him. I am sure he was aware of the crazy little white girl.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 07:24 PM (WONhk)

3 Why are cats being blamed for the chaos?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)

4 Aw...that baby with Goldens. Our girl (who gave me RSV and it's no joke but it did not faze her) is like that. Whatever they touch they want to taste.

I have photos of her two weeks ago discovering her grandfather's unshaven cheek and "biting" him like a wee vampire.

She loves their Golden and laughs when she sees her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 07:27 PM (WONhk)

5 Never mind, video of an uncontrolled cat chain reaction

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:27 PM (2GVsD)

6 Unless it’s your for profit business, no one should have that many cats, 3 cats tops.

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 07:30 PM (JVes3)

7 I want a hedgehog. So adorable!

And the baby and the black sheep are so cute
Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 07:30 PM (PFs9e)

8 THat's a lot of cats to feed in one house. A barn would be a better place for them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

10
I love dogs. We live 4 blocks from our grandchildren.

The 12 y/o comes here from school every Wednesday and the 7 y/o is here every Tuesday after school.

Our dogs go nuts waiting on the boys to get here.

How they know we haven't figured it out.

Dogs are wonderful!



Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 07:34 PM (3ek7K)

11 What it's all about. There!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 10, 2026 07:35 PM (YlWIZ)

12 Remember the Lord is always with you.
He doesn’t take coffee breaks.
His calendar is never full.
He will always pickup your call.
He doesn’t take vacations.
He won’t ghost you.
He’s always watching your “feeds”.
He doesn’t “like” you, He loves you.
He’s waiting for you right now.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 07:36 PM (bucPA)

13 Remember that Jesus loves you, even that idiot, Sid.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 07:37 PM (bucPA)

14 New Mexico Police Move in Force To Search Epstein’s ‘Zorro Ranch’, Looking for the Remains of Two Girls Allegedly Strangled and Buried on the Property.

They have a better chance of finding what's her name's mother.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:38 PM (/lPRQ)

15 LA is beautiful in the fog. You can't see the actual, you know, city, which is a shithole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 07:38 PM (guGkK)

16 7.6k people waiting for Tousi

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 07:39 PM (mPCl8)

17 Nancy Guthrie

For her to be found on the Zorro Ranch, the crime scene to launch a million podcasts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

18 Accomac, I'm one of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 07:40 PM (+nEug)

19 Isn't it amazing how many of us turn to Tousi TV? Wouldn't dream of trusting CNN or any other "mainstream" news outlet.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 07:41 PM (X+xvk)

20 Checking in for the day, missed a lot of good posts.
If you need some feel-good rainbow-on-rainbow fighting today:

Chappell Roan loves the perks of fame, but not the pesky fans/peasants who pay for her music. She behaved like a brat the other day:

https://www.instagram.com/p/
DVrxILuiY54/

Boy George chimed in and basically told her to grow up:

"It's probably not helpful but I have been doing this fame thing for a while and you learn slowly and painfully that you don't get a free pass once you turn yourself into a bird of paradise. I watched @ChappellRoan filming the paps in Paris and I laughed because I have kicked off at them many times. The trick is to own your fame. yes, it's annoying at times but so is being ignored and told your a 'has-been. Life is always now and I think Chappell looks great but cheer up girl. The world is at your feet stop kicking it! It takes so much more time to say no to a picture or a signature. Boundaries are boring. Break them with the magic of kindness."

(Part 1 of 2)

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2026 07:41 PM (gWBY1)

21 Wondering about that lingering mephitic bouquet?

Penguins projectile poop eight to 10 times an hour on average.

Now you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

22 Boy George, Life Coach

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:43 PM (2GVsD)

23 John Thune is fucking with us.

@EricLDaugh : JUST IN: Senate Leader John Thune says he will FORCE a vote on the SAVE America Act, but he can NOT guarantee it will pass because that needs 60 votes
"That debate will happen. But like I said, I can guarantee the debate. I can guarantee a vote. I just can't guarantee an outcome. There are a lot of optimistic views about what Democrats may or may not do."


That means Thune intends not to force the real filibuster. Thune intends to force a pro-forma cloture vote which the GOP will "lose" 50-something to 40-something. A real filibuster would get Democrats onto the floor to blah-blah-blah which would then ... win, for the GOP, 50-something to 40-something.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 07:44 PM (gKWVE)

24 >>Boy George, Life Coach


He'll Tumble For Ya'

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 07:44 PM (erF49)

25
So she's bitching about fans.

Bet she's not bitching when she checks her bank account.

Tough shit and no one cares.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

26 Anna Puma

In a universe of bingo cards, I never expected to see Boy George, Life Coach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

27 Happy cafe time!

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (OoFl2)

28 ... well, Chappell fans/stans accused Boy George of mansplaining how to be a good celeb and called him sexist (just like a man to tell a woman her boundaries are boring!).

They also brought to light this doozy:

“In January 2009, Boy George (George O'Dowd) was sentenced to 15 months in prison for falsely imprisoning a male escort, Audun Carlsen, at his London flat in 2007. A jury found him guilty of chaining Carlsen to a wall fixture and attacking him with a metal chain.”

That sort of "magic of kindness?"

Apparently Boy George only served four months for enslaving and beating an escort, because why not.

There are no heroes here. Chappell is a brat and Boy George is terrifying.

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (gWBY1)

29 it's wild that people cannot tell the difference between cannot and can not

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (GD0B3)

30 Note the balloon dogs know exactly what is going on while cats are just freaking out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (/lPRQ)

31 There are no heroes here. Chappell is a brat and Boy George is terrifying.

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (gWBY1)


"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Boy George in Court at March 10, 2026 07:47 PM (eOFY+)

32 29 it's wild that people cannot tell the difference between cannot and can not
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (GD0B3)

I can't tell the difference in cannot and can not.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

33 O-H-I-O!

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Ted Carter, Another Big Ten Sexual Deviant at March 10, 2026 07:48 PM (Ksqrb)

34 Pauly Shore, MMA lightweight champion.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2026 07:49 PM (IivNP)

35 33 O-H-I-O!

Was that wrong?
Posted by: Ted Carter, Another Big Ten Sexual Deviant at March 10, 2026 07:48 PM (Ksqrb)

OOOO HIIII OH
du du du du du du du du
OOOO HIIII OH

Posted by: Ohio Players at March 10, 2026 07:50 PM (gbOdA)

36 33 O-H-I-O!

Was that wrong?
Posted by: Ted Carter, Another Big Ten Sexual Deviant at March 10, 2026 07:48 PM (Ksqrb)

Is he a deviant, or just another corruptocrat? I didn't read the whole article. A basic skim gave me the impression he was having a relationship with someone who may have wanted special favors or access to university contracts?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2026 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

37
I didn't know Boy FagGeorge was still alive.

I'm surprised he hasn't been *ucked to death.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 07:50 PM (3ek7K)

38 >>> Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: Boy George in Court at March 10, 2026 07:47 PM (eOFY+)

You know, in our modern decline of Western Civilization, where they let illegal immigrants go free for rape, because they didn't realize it was illegal here, that actually works as a good defense.

Seinfeld, sadly prescient.

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2026 07:51 PM (gWBY1)

39 That sort of "magic of kindness?"

Apparently Boy George only served four months for enslaving and beating an escort, because why not.

There are no heroes here. Chappell is a brat and Boy George is terrifying.

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (gWBY1)

Barney Frank ran a gay boy toy fuck store out of his basement and got 32 years, IN CONGRESS.

Posted by: Ohio Players at March 10, 2026 07:52 PM (gbOdA)

40 it's wild that people cannot tell the difference between cannot and can not
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:45 PM (GD0B3)

I can't tell the difference in cannot and can not.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

Me either. Didn't think there was one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 07:52 PM (snZF9)

41 I'm surprised he hasn't been *ucked to death.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 07:50 PM (3ek7K)

He got better

Posted by: Ohio Players at March 10, 2026 07:52 PM (gbOdA)

42 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 07:52 PM (gbOdA)

43 Apparently Boy George only served four months for enslaving and beating an escort, because why not.

Where does that get fun?

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at March 10, 2026 07:53 PM (gKWVE)

44 They do same thing here, Mayhar, same people different outfits

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 07:54 PM (GbONR)

45 The Cafe is kinda like the West Side Story but with the Bats and Pinguins as rival street gangs. No dancing, ... or music. But I'm hoping there's a tragic love story between a bat and a pinguin that ties everything together!

Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2026 07:54 PM (3uBP9)

46 I am not the best gramanitarian, but that one I know.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:54 PM (GD0B3)

47 Me either. Didn't think there was one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 07:52 PM (snZF9)

English is the worse language, except for all others.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 07:55 PM (gbOdA)

48 My grandmother said I used to walk like our gardener, who certainly had a hitch in his get-a-long limp, behind him. I am sure he was aware of the crazy little white girl.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Picturing you with an Amos McCoy limp.

Posted by: Pepino In The Barn at March 10, 2026 07:55 PM (oftw2)

49 I'm surprised he hasn't been *ucked to death.

Posted by: fourseasons

Yoo hoo!

Posted by: George Michael, Hyde Park fuck toy at March 10, 2026 07:56 PM (IivNP)

50 I think I should take some meaning from how entranced I am by babies and golden dum-dums.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 07:58 PM (RIvkX)

51 New Iran leader has bad dick
He spent years in England getting dick work
His dick has been touched by more men than Boy George.

hahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 07:59 PM (gbOdA)

52 Boy George did that in 2009. Anything after that? Cause he may have changed since then

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2026 08:00 PM (gQ15S)

53 Giving a crow some water. I have tried to make friends with the local crows. They are uninterested.

+++

I feed a murder of 6 crows every morning. They start calling about 7 am for me to get their breakfast. They now hangout just above my head on a tree branch while I spread their breakfast out.

They've been getting closer and closer to me over the years and now practically land near my feet to eat. No gifts yet but I put out small balls of aluminum foil to see what they do with them.

Their cawing signals the Squirrels and blue jays to show up for goodies.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2026 08:00 PM (+Evw/)

54 52 Boy George did that in 2009. Anything after that? Cause he may have changed since then
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2026 08:00 PM (gQ15S)

Senator in Texas

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 08:01 PM (gbOdA)

55 Wow! I don't remember the smog being so bad when used to live near L.A.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 08:02 PM (f1kZG)

56 >>>Border collie vs. moped.

Dogs that chase vehicles are usually not very long-lived.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2026 08:04 PM (syz1S)

57 There are no heroes here. Chappell is a brat and Boy George is terrifying.

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2026

This is rich from someone who had to claim to be bisexual as a backstory for explaining her “embracing” of her looks. This is also why her makeup is done the way it is, you are supposed to think is that make up? Is that her? Is this all on purpose? Chappell Roan mistakenly feels like she is Gaga and Madonna combined. Boy George says right in his speech he has been dumb, he has had to learn and grow up. They reached back into 2009 for this little gem, and who wants to place bets on drugs fueling that madness? At the end of the day, Boy George is right, and news flash for Chappell, he has more vocal range in his nose than she has in her entire body. Also, she doesn’t have to be famous. She can go back to her 2 bit town, her real name, her real hair, all of it, and she can do it tomorrow. Boy George is an old queen, and Chappell is young twit.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 08:04 PM (OoFl2)

58 Not getting 60 votes on it

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

59 >>>Hedgehog cuddles her tiny little teddy bear.

Was it cuddling? It looked like the teddy was just placed on top of the hedgehog.

I suspect Mr. Thumbs.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2026 08:05 PM (syz1S)

60 Bill Badass Iranian making threats that any protesters seen in streets will be treated like the enemy and shot.
Hey Billy Badass, the only thing you guys have done in years is shooting your own civilians.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 08:06 PM (/lPRQ)

61 Tousi shows US footage of boats being taken out. Obviously some bodies taking flight...
We still release deliberately degraded video. The real vids are in vivid color and resolution.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 08:10 PM (/lPRQ)

62 Boy George was on an episode of the A-Team. Top that, Chappy.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

63 Tousi reports that the latest wave of missile attacks on Tel Aviv has been 100% intercepted. Jewish space lasers for the win!

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 10, 2026 08:10 PM (FylAi)

64 Boy George is an old queen, and Chappell is young twit.
Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 08:04 PM (OoFl2)

I have no idea who Chappell what's-her-name is, but I love this.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2026 08:11 PM (zYpTz)

65 The expression on Thune's face when announcing, against his will, that he will be bringing the SAVE Act to a vote....

It's like an angry little boy being forced to eat his broccoli.

This scumbag is worthless. He and all of his RINO allies need to be run out of Washington, D.C. Find out who funds him. Trace the money and expose this POS.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 08:11 PM (X+xvk)

66 60 Bill Badass Iranian making threats that any protesters seen in streets will be treated like the enemy and shot.
Hey Billy Badass, the only thing you guys have done in years is shooting your own civilians.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---

One of theses days a civilian or two shall have obtained a firearm; when Billy drives by he will be turned into a target.
Soon thereafter Billy's will be bullying there way on a flight to Russia.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:11 PM (c35xG)

67 "Tousi shows US footage of boats being taken out. Obviously some bodies taking flight..."

Those were some pretty small boats. Motor launch I guess. Soon the ircg nave wont be able to set sail a row boat.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 10, 2026 08:12 PM (FylAi)

68
O-H-I-O!

I've got a rhyme that comes in a riddle
O-Hi-O!
What's round on the ends and high in the middle?
O-Hi-O!

Posted by: DEVO at March 10, 2026 08:14 PM (Cqx++)

69 I am surprised there aren't a lot of G3's floating around Iran.

Iranians were big on the G3.

https://tinyurl.com/yxyhzue3

Posted by: Big Poppa at March 10, 2026 08:14 PM (Ksqrb)

70 What's round on the ends and high in the middle?
O-Hi-O!
Posted by: DEVO

First time seeing that bit was on Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 08:15 PM (X+xvk)

71 Fun fact: There is no explicit written senate rule as it regards filibusters, it’s all smoke and mirrors.

And this smoke show is maintained by both parties with their Capo The Senate Parliamentarian.

Or said another way…

It’s all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 08:16 PM (XV/Pl)

72 I am surprised there aren't a lot of G3's floating around Iran.
Iranians were big on the G3.
https://tinyurl.com/yxyhzue3
Posted by: Big Poppa

YouTube age blocked it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 08:16 PM (/lPRQ)

73 O-H-I-O!

I've got a rhyme that comes in a riddle
O-Hi-O!
What's round on the ends and high in the middle?
O-Hi-O!
Posted by: DEVO at March 10, 2026 08:14 PM (Cqx++)

I told that joke to my 3-year-old son, years ago. He paused, grinned and said "MOMMY!"

He was a handful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 10, 2026 08:17 PM (0aYVJ)

74 This is probably nothing:

"Six dead as man douses himself in petrol and sets himself alight on bus in Switzerland': More victims are hurt - police 'won't comment' on whether it is terror, local reports say"

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

75 Tousi shows US footage of boats being taken out. Obviously some bodies taking flight..."

Those were some pretty small boats. Motor launch I guess. Soon the ircg nave wont be able to set sail a row boat.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 10, 2026 08:12 PM (Fyl

Laying mines

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 10, 2026 08:17 PM (cntUY)

76 anyone who is praying for MrTea's job situation, thank you. He was interviewed and they discussed what he did in violation of safety protocol. He waited all day for the shoe to fall, but nothing. Guessing he will hear something from HR tomorrow.
It's hard waiting. Really hoping for a reprimand (best case scenario), or (the worst case scenario) a suspension.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 10, 2026 08:18 PM (nz1sK)

77 Off topic(s), but another blog mentioned Shel Silverstein.
My favorite poems of his are (1) Stoned and I missed it. (2) Never bite a married woman on the thigh. (3) There are too many kids in this tub.

Posted by: Fenderbender at March 10, 2026 08:20 PM (1FEc1)

78 TecumsehTea

Prayers ascending for you two lovebirds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

79 Who, who truly gives a flying F about Chappell Rose?

What has she shielded from view? Where's the mystique? Where's the talent? She's not an original anything but pieces of shock theater done by others long ago.

Otoh, like four seasons, I love dogs. They are wonderful. And, The Cafe is a favorite and a wonderful break from politics. (The latter, at least occasionally. 🙁

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 08:22 PM (NFX2v)

80 It's hard waiting. Really hoping for a reprimand (best case scenario), or (the worst case scenario) a suspension.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 10

I am sorry you are going through this, I know waiting is very stressful.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 08:22 PM (OoFl2)

81 >Guessing he will hear something from HR tomorrow.
It's hard waiting. Really hoping for a reprimand (best case scenario), or (the worst case scenario) a suspension.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
---

He must have told the truth somewhere along the line. He should just go back into the movie business. Prayers for him retaining his honorable position.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:22 PM (c35xG)

82 76. It's hard waiting. Really hoping for a reprimand (best case scenario), or (the worst case scenario) a suspension.
Posted by: TecumsehTea

Prayers and fingers still crossed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 08:24 PM (NFX2v)

83 Braenyard

Like the old joke:

"How were you so productive last month?"

"Mostly OSHA violations."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

84 the problem with having that many border collies in one place is that eventually they stop being entertained by balls, rope toys and obstacle courses, and start designing and building FTL drives

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR)

85 Kindltot

Train them to deny illegals voting?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

86 Think those Iranian fast boats are 30 to 40 ft long.

Good target practice for a Marine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:26 PM (c35xG)

87 Prayer just sent TecumsehTea
Good night all.

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 08:26 PM (Sco7b)

88 Boy George, Life Coach
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:43 PM (2GVsD)


There is more to being alpha-gay than just being butch

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 08:29 PM (rbvCR)

89 Like the old joke:

"How were you so productive last month?"

"Mostly OSHA violations."
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---

Gag me, please.
Worked in a machine shop before there was OSHA. I'd like to take OSHA and tie it to a machine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:29 PM (c35xG)

90 Armband-wearing Muslims on horseback chasing down Brits in the streets of London....

https://tinyurl.com/bdtzeyyu

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 08:29 PM (X+xvk)

91 I had the thought that workers who have valid OSHA 40’s should vote on new work rules before they go in effect.
Maryland has a new rule that when temps are above 85° and the worker has not worked for more than a week in that temp or above, the worker must acclimate over a period of days (2 hrs 4 hrs and 6 hrs) before they can return to full 8hrs shifts.
No joke.
OSHA proposes, workers decide

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 08:30 PM (/Chlc)

92 One of my chaos cats has discovered that if she sits on the desk and stares at the monitor long enough I will give in and put on one of the Cat TV videos - the videos of squirrels and birds feeding - so she can watch it

I am going to have to get her a secondary monitor so I can continue to work while she watches.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 08:31 PM (rbvCR)

93 This is probably nothing:

"Six dead as man douses himself in petrol and sets himself alight on bus in Switzerland': More victims are hurt - police 'won't comment' on whether it is terror, local reports say"
Posted by: fd

Head scratcher.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2026 08:31 PM (IivNP)

94 Watched a video that said 3 Iranian subs are not going back to Iran and sitting on the bottom of the strait

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)

95 Hey everyone, I’m GrammieWingers son and she asked me to let all of you know that she had surgery last Monday, they were able to get most of the cancer, but they had to remove her colon. It’ll be a long recovery time, but she’s in good spirits and good hands. My sister has been with her at the hospital every day. She is very thankful for all of your prayers and she’ll talk to you all soon!

Posted by: GrammieWingersSon at March 10, 2026 08:32 PM (eJSVs)

96 93 This is probably nothing:

"Six dead as man douses himself in petrol and sets himself alight on bus in Switzerland': More victims are hurt - police 'won't comment' on whether it is terror, local reports say"
Posted by: fd

Head scratcher.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

**************

Freaking Presbyterians. Always overreacting.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 08:32 PM (X+xvk)

97 Better call it a night
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:33 PM (Ia/+0)

98 Watched a video that said 3 Iranian subs are not going back to Iran and sitting on the bottom of the strait
Posted by: Skip

Oh No!
I hope they do not present a navigation hazard.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 08:33 PM (/lPRQ)

99 YouTube age blocked it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---

EweTub has all kinds of ChickenShit ways forcing one to sign up. KMA.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:33 PM (FOFsU)

100 . She is very thankful for all of your prayers and she’ll talk to you all soon!
Posted by: GrammieWingersSon
---

Thank you for the head's up. Best to Grammie, we're all praying for her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:36 PM (FOFsU)

101 No joke.
OSHA proposes, workers decide
Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026

That would come from whatever MD calls their local OSHA equivalent vs. federal OSHA. It will also be a great motivator to keep businesses in MD, right? *eyeroll*. And this is going to affect pay, right? Are local businesses filing suit against this over reach? Because with hydration and breaks, this is all manageable, otherwise nothing would happen in the South ever.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 08:36 PM (OoFl2)

102 Thank you GrammieWingersSon! We are holding her spot.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

103 GW is a trooper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2026 08:36 PM (IivNP)

104 Braenyard

X and Bing videos is making U-tube hated. I imagine the clicks will go down. They have for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

105 I think Reef could beat that order collie.

God help me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)

106 Griffith Observatory is one of my favorite places in LA County.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 08:38 PM (KAqW5)

107 Thank you, GrammieWingersSon!

Please tell her prayers are ascending, from the shadows of Jordie Nelson's ranch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

108 DataRepublican on X is showing that Thune is wrapped up in Punchbowl Media, which she is claiming is an "access laundering" platform similar to Axios and Politico

He is also accused of smurfing, though at this point I suspect everyone in Congress is guilty of smurfing to get around campaign contribution limits

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 08:38 PM (rbvCR)

109 She is very thankful for all of your prayers and she’ll talk to you all soon!
Posted by: GrammieWingersSon
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Thank you so much for the update! Sending love to all y'all. Prayers continue.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 10, 2026 08:39 PM (fVXtb)

110 Chaos in 3, 2, 1

The live version of that thing where someone sets up 5000 mousetraps with a ping-pong ball on each one, then throws one more ball at them.....

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov)

111 90 Armband-wearing Muslims on horseback chasing down Brits in the streets of London....

https://tinyurl.com/bdtzeyyu
Posted by: Sam Adams
----

Are those magazine fed sling shots legal in Britain?
One to the temple.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:39 PM (FOFsU)

112 Captain Obvious

Did Griffith Observatory ever recover from that Nazi Zeppelin crashing near it? Good thing the Rocketeer was there to save the day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

113 screaming in digital

Hope I didn't go over the line last night in te comments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

114 screaming in digital

Hope I didn't go over the line last night in te comments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

115 Watched a video that said 3 Iranian subs are not going back to Iran and sitting on the bottom of the strait
Posted by: Skip


Aloha, snackbar!

Posted by: the crabs at the bottom of the strait at March 10, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov)

116 My super has to fill out a daily weather report. We are in an air conditioned space.
OSHA has outlived it usefulness

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 08:42 PM (T8bqm)

117 Hey GrammieWingersSon -

Thanks very much for the update on your mom. I'm glad to hear that the operation went well. Please pass along my best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Thank you

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 08:43 PM (viF8m)

118 I'm a pretty good shot with a slingshot and they are easy to make. A ball bearing to the head will make a nice dent.

David took down Goliath with a sling. It's a formidable weapon, with practice.

Sling vs slingshot. Discuss?

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

119 How did I double post. Sigh. Pixy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

120 Prayers for grammie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

121 "Six dead as man douses himself in petrol and sets himself alight on bus in Switzerland': More victims are hurt - police 'won't comment' on whether it is terror, local reports say"
Posted by: fd

Head scratcher.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


You'd have to scratch pretty fast to get the petrol to catch.

Posted by: mikeski shouldn't make light of this at March 10, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

122 Find out who funds him. Trace the money and expose this POS.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 08:11 PM


* cackles *

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 10, 2026 08:44 PM (qgpJo)

123 How did I double post? Sigh. Pixy needs to go to Minx 1.0.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

124 How did I double post. Sigh. Pixy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I thought you just wanted a couple different lines to cross.

Posted by: mikeski can't see the line behind him at March 10, 2026 08:45 PM (VHUov)

125 Go long on Dutch salvage firms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

126 mikeski can't see the line behind him

Gonna call it a night.

Got some problems to solve. Wish me luck.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

127 Larijani ought to be thinking about shaggin his ass to Afghanistan

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:46 PM (+nEug)

128 Posted by: GrammieWingersSon
~~~~~

So glad to hear that Grammie's surgery went well. She's such a trooper! Will continue to pray for her speedy recovery.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 10, 2026 08:47 PM (3ImbR)

129 "How did I double post? Sigh. Pixy needs to go to Minx 1.0.
Posted by: NaCly Dog"

It has happened to me. I think it has something to do with Ace's time machine.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

130 Go long on Dutch salvage firms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:46 PM


Well, they have the Dutch Rudder to help find the best salvage sites.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2026 08:47 PM (0sNs1)

131 They've been getting closer and closer to me over the years and now practically land near my feet to eat. No gifts yet but I put out small balls of aluminum foil to see what they do with them.
[ . . . ]
Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2026 08:00 PM (+Evw/)


The Crows really like shiny things when they are courting, or making up. Right now the first year crows are figuring out how to set up mating pairs. Try putting out cheap shiny earrings from Dollar Tree, or small bells.
The other thing they like is cubed up Spam as an occasional treat, they like that better than roadkill.

You might start getting gifts back.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 08:47 PM (rbvCR)

132 If you're running an asylum for cats, don't be surprised when they take over.

Don't forget to leave out plenty of food or that nibbling feeling you get at your toes may be a symptom of your neglect.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:50 PM (M9gjJ)

133 The other thing they like is cubed up Spam as an occasional treat, they like that better than roadkill.

You might start getting gifts back.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 08:47 PM


We prefer Spam all the time over roadkill.

Posted by: Hawai'ians at March 10, 2026 08:52 PM (0sNs1)

134 Posted by: GrammieWingersSon

Your update is muchly appreciated. My prayers continue for our dear friend.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 10, 2026 08:52 PM (ceJ0R)

135 Got some problems to solve. Wish me luck.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 08:46 PM


Good luck. Watch your CPAs. If they're tracking toward you on a steady bearing, you may wish to change course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2026 08:55 PM (0sNs1)

136 Ace, there are ways to establish a good relationship with crows. Do a YouTube search for some guidance. It's worth the effort. Crows are great, and they bring order to one's back yard.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 10, 2026 08:55 PM (+2GyC)

137 90 Armband-wearing Muslims on horseback chasing down Brits in the streets of London....

https://tinyurl.com/bdtzeyyu
Posted by: Sam Adams
----

Are those magazine fed sling shots legal in Britain?
One to the temple.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:39 PM (FOFsU)

Fuck that. 762 Nato right in the fucking forehead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 08:55 PM (snZF9)

138 Fuck that. 762 Nato right in the fucking forehead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 08:55 PM


Hae ye no love for tradition, lad?

Posted by: .303 British at March 10, 2026 08:56 PM (0sNs1)

139 I don't think I've been this mad at our government since George W tried to stuff amnesty down our throats. Sure, I was mad at Obama and the bailouts, and Obamacare, etc., but it's just so much worse when it's your own side doing it, and it always seems to be on an issue that has massive public support.

They just don't care. We desperately need term limits at the very least.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 10, 2026 08:59 PM (3ImbR)

140 "Hae ye no love for tradition, lad?
Posted by: .303 British"

Aye.

Posted by: .75 at March 10, 2026 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

141 Fuck that. 762 Nato right in the fucking forehead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 08:55 PM

Hae ye no love for tradition, lad?

Posted by: .303 British at March 10, 2026 08:56 PM (0sNs1)

Their tradition isn't worth a shit. If they gave a shit about their tradition they wouldn't be getting chased by fucking primitives on horses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 08:59 PM (snZF9)

142 Grok@grok . 1h
Replying to @alansass @sentdefender
This is video from a US military drone or plane camera (in night vision) showing a missile hitting and sinking a small Iranian navy boat in the ocean.

Iran was laying underwater bombs called "mines" to block ships in a key sea route for oil (Strait of Hormuz). The US spotted their minelayer boats and destroyed 16 of them today as part of bigger fights to keep the waters open and safe. Boom = boat gone!

Boat video:
https://tinyurl.com/29kvkdhb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:59 PM (FOFsU)

143 And a repeal of the 17th amendment.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 10, 2026 09:00 PM (3ImbR)

144 Grammie, get well. Opening Day is in 3 weeks, let’s go Cubs.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2026 09:01 PM (XyZGq)

145 Off topic(s), but another blog mentioned Shel Silverstein.
My favorite poems of his are (1) Stoned and I missed it. (2) Never bite a married woman on the thigh. (3) There are too many kids in this tub.
Posted by: Fenderbender


"Crowded Tub" is what I think of when I think of Shel Silverstein poems. I liked "Where the Sidewalk Ends" and his other children's books when I was a kid.

"Never bite a married woman on the thigh" escalated quickly. I know he had a twisted sense of humor, but marital infidelity and double suicide is pretty dark subject matter.

"It's Hot!" is the poem I remember from the kid's books. "I think I'll take my skin off, and sit around in my bones."

Posted by: mikeski is still hot at March 10, 2026 09:02 PM (VHUov)

146 Watching live tornado coverage on Max Velocity. Wheatfield Indiana appears to be getting hit.
May get hit here tonite.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2026 09:03 PM (XyZGq)

147 Thank you GrammieWinger's Son.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 09:03 PM (rbvCR)

148 Iran was laying underwater bombs called "mines" to block ships in a key sea route for oil (Strait of Hormuz). The US spotted their minelayer boats and destroyed 16 of them today as part of bigger fights to keep the waters open and safe. Boom = boat gone!

Boat video:
https://tinyurl.com/29kvkdhb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 08:59 PM (FOFsU)

Thats how you do war. Hunt them, waste them, break all their shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 09:03 PM (snZF9)

149 95 Hey everyone, I’m GrammieWingers son and she asked me to let all of you know that she had surgery last Monday, they were able to get most of the cancer, but they had to remove her colon. It’ll be a long recovery time, but she’s in good spirits and good hands. My sister has been with her at the hospital every day. She is very thankful for all of your prayers and she’ll talk to you all soon!
Posted by: GrammieWingersSon at March 10, 2026 08:32 PM (eJSVs)

Prayers for pain free healing ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 10, 2026 09:05 PM (3sXRv)

150 We desperately need term limits at the very least.
Posted by: IrishEi ?!


Combined term limits. With a possible exception for the military, you get to work for the feds for 10 years. Total. President, Senator, judge, janitor, whatthefuckever. Get back in the private sector and earn your own living rather than stealing mine for a lifetime.

Posted by: if mikeski were emperor for a day at March 10, 2026 09:05 PM (VHUov)

151 BREAKING NEWS: HMS Dragon finally* sets sail from Portsmouth as British warship heads to Mediterranean.

* They wanted to depart earlier, but the dockworker's contract specified no overtime or weekend work.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2026 09:08 PM (0sNs1)

152 Combined term limits.
Posted by: if mikeski were emperor for a day at March 10, 2026 09:05 PM (VHUov)
~~~~~

Works for me.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 10, 2026 09:10 PM (3ImbR)

153 The Dragon with arrivevin Cyprus in time to turn around and sail home.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:13 PM (+nEug)

154
Kids are hilarious, well,some of the time,lol.

We pick up our 7 y/o grandson from the bus stop every Tuesday and he spends the rest of the afternoon with us.

Today when were taking him home he asked if we would take him to Dollar General on the way home. He is really into dinosaurs, and we thought maybe there is a new dinosaur something he wanted.

We get there and all he wanted was tongs. We suggested the small tongs but he wanted the large tongs.

We take him home and his parents are WTH? We told them when you figure out why he wanted tongs let us know. It will be interesting, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 10, 2026 09:13 PM (3ek7K)

155 Back when LA was a mission of engineers and dreamers who were committed Americans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 09:14 PM (diia5)

156 Posted by: four seasons at March 10, 2026 09:13 PM (3ek7K)
====
It's so he can pretend to be a dinosaur, the tongs are jaws.

This is known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 09:15 PM (RIvkX)

157 Can't find it at mazon or nowhere. Maybe you missed it. Think it was a WD presentation.

SlingShot, magazine fed. Slip the full magazine into the handle. But you only need one shot and they are very quiet and easily secreted.
Much opsec for Brit work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 09:15 PM (FOFsU)

158 Border collies! I'd heard about their insane energy, but I never knew they were that fast!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 10, 2026 09:15 PM (uPDHF)

159 Comment 153 will self destruct in 5 seconds due to being so poorly written.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:15 PM (+nEug)

160 * They wanted to depart earlier, but the dockworker's contract specified no overtime or weekend work.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2026 09:08 PM (0sNs1)
~~~~~

That right there.
That right there is the difference between the US and the Euroweenies.
---------------------------------------

The Dragon with arrivevin Cyprus in time to turn around and sail home.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:13 PM (+nEug)
~~~~~

Haha! Altogether possible!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 10, 2026 09:16 PM (3ImbR)

161 The Dragon with arrivevin Cyprus in time to turn around and sail home.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:13 PM


Assuming it makes it to Cyprus.

Worse, there are unlikely to be any yaks aboard.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2026 09:16 PM (0sNs1)

162
San Franpsycho,

LOL, we didn't think about that.

Posted by: four seasons at March 10, 2026 09:17 PM (3ek7K)

163 95 Hey everyone, I’m GrammieWingers son and she asked me to let all of you know that she had surgery last Monday, they were able to get most of the cancer, but they had to remove her colon. It’ll be a long recovery time, but she’s in good spirits and good hands. My sister has been with her at the hospital every day. She is very thankful for all of your prayers and she’ll talk to you all soon!
Posted by: GrammieWingersSon at March 10, 2026 08:32 PM (eJSVs)
====

So thankful to have news b"h for good health.

A prayer for her complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 09:18 PM (RIvkX)

164 They wanted to depart earlier, but the dockworker's contract specified no overtime or weekend work.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


So if we want to invade the E.U., we just start at 5PM on a Friday. Almost 3 days of free reign.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 09:18 PM (VHUov)

165 Tousi is saying that Mojtaba Khamanei is in fact alive.
... in a coma.
So the ayatollahs raised up a living corpse. Kind of like how the Democrats raised up Chernenko I mean, Biden in 2020

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE)

166 Boat video:
https://tinyurl.com/29kvkdhb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _


How's that for entertainment!?!

Posted by: Hanry Caville in the man from UNCLE remake a few years back . . . at March 10, 2026 09:18 PM (3ZUWJ)

167
153 The Dragon with arrivevin Cyprus in time to turn around and sail home.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:13 PM

-------

Can they do that without screwing up?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 09:19 PM (VWtfl)

168 When I was 7 y.o. my life's ambition was to drive the N1 bus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 09:19 PM (RIvkX)

169 Tousi is saying that Mojtaba Khamanei is in fact alive.
... in a coma.
So the ayatollahs raised up a living corpse. Kind of like how the Democrats raised up Chernenko I mean, Biden in 2020
Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE)


Ayatollah in a coma, you know its serious!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 09:20 PM (rbvCR)

170 That 13th Imam better get hopping out of that well.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 09:20 PM (Y8DZL)

171 Tousi is saying that Mojtaba Khamanei is in fact alive.
... in a coma.
So the ayatollahs raised up a living corpse. Kind of like how the Democrats raised up Chernenko I mean, Biden in 2020
Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE)
====

He's the Nepotollah.
h/t Gutfeld

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 09:21 PM (RIvkX)

172
Where are the soccer hooligans to pull those assholes off those horses and beat them to a bloody pulp?

They're testing the waters and they need to be smashed now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:21 PM (xG4kz)

173 NaCly Dog, I am so thrilled with my gift!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2026 09:22 PM (Vvh2V)

174 The IRGC is now targeting schools of fish. What other reason would they use ballistic missiles in the sea?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:22 PM (+nEug)

175
Posted by: GrammieWingersSon at March 10, 2026 08:32 PM (eJSVs)

===============

HOLY CARP! YES!!! WOW!!! Not enough punctuation to express how happy I am to see this!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 09:22 PM (0wAv0)

176 Coma coma coma coma coma Khamaneio

Posted by: Boy Mo at March 10, 2026 09:22 PM (vFG9F)

177 Tammy al-Thor

Glad you got it.
Postage was my part of the gift as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

178
How's that for entertainment!?!
Posted by: Hanry Caville in the man from UNCLE remake a few years back


I really enjoyed watching the little black missiles track to their target before going 'splodey.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:24 PM (xG4kz)

179 "Where are the soccer hooligans to pull those assholes off those horses and beat them to a bloody pulp?"

Another look at halberds?

Posted by: Boy Mo at March 10, 2026 09:24 PM (vFG9F)

180 This is it; Magazine fed SlingShot, appears very slick.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab3vuvd

One to the temple then he goes to the mosque.
ah la

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 09:30 PM (FOFsU)

181 Great to hear of Grammie's successful surgery.

But…
they had to remove her colon

The whole thing? I've not heard of that before. Large and small? That's going to be tough. God bless her.

Posted by: mindful webworker - aging is not for the young at March 10, 2026 09:31 PM (ByrUz)

182 but you know I would hate anything to happen to Mojtaba

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)

183 Iran was laying underwater bombs called "mines" to block ships in a key sea route for oil (Strait of Hormuz). The US spotted their minelayer boats and destroyed 16 of them today as part of bigger fights to keep the waters open and safe. Boom = boat gone!

Boat video:
https://tinyurl.com/29kvkdhb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _

Well watching that video was fun.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 09:34 PM (lJ0H4)

184 "This is it; Magazine fed SlingShot, appears very slick.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab3vuvd"

That's fine for small varmints but for those big ones you need a pinball sized marble.

Posted by: Boy Mo at March 10, 2026 09:35 PM (vFG9F)

185 174 The IRGC is now targeting schools of fish. What other reason would they use ballistic missiles in the sea?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:22 PM (+nEug)

Jihad against Atlantis.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 10, 2026 09:36 PM (w/O5Q)

186 Do Not Look at This link:

https://tinyurl.com/ywb8shs7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 09:37 PM (FOFsU)

187 91. 116. valid OSHA 40’s should vote on new work rules before they go in effect. ...OSHA proposes, workers decide
Posted by: Accom

A valid 40-hour HAZWOPER certification (often called OSHA 40) is active for 12 months from the completion date. To remain compliant and valid, you must complete an 8-hour refresher course annually. It is essential to take the course through an OSHA-authorized training provider to ensure it is recognized by employers.

They should vote on new work rules??

Osha proposes, workers decide???

Maryland is a state plan state with laws as least as strict as federal osha's. They can be more strict but not lesser.

Heat stress is to be proven by exposure sampling not environment. If Maryland has such idiot laws and can enforce them, cheers. How businesses are to function, idk.

Osha has NO heat stress standard but rather guidelines and on rare occasion has utilized the General Duty Clause, Section 5(1) of the OSHAct.

See: Key Aspects of OSHA Heat Safety (Under Development)

Your group should thank their lucky stars they're not glass or asphalt plant workers; farm crews; building, maritime trades.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 09:39 PM (NFX2v)

188

Tel Aviv is under attack now..

Posted by: four seasons at March 10, 2026 09:41 PM (3ek7K)

189 186 Do Not Look at This link:
Posted by: Braenyard


Only homos troll for homos, you know
youtu.be/DRoo53diveo

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

190 Ficus Fucker Harvey Weinstein did an interview from the pen.

He looks bad. He deserves it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2026 09:44 PM (IivNP)

191 That's fine for small varmints but for those big ones you need a pinball sized marble.
Posted by: Boy Mo
--

You get no penetration or velocity with a pinball.
Look at some ewetubs of slingshots in action
_David

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 09:44 PM (FOFsU)

192 Combined term limits. With a possible exception for the military, you get to work for the feds for 10 years. Total. President, Senator, judge, janitor, whatthefuckever. Get back in the private sector and earn your own living rather than stealing mine for a lifetime.
Posted by: if mikeski were emperor for a day

Make all SESs at-will political employees and prohibit their 'downgrading' to GS pay grades to bury in like ticks on a dogs ass when a new Admin comes in.
Most SES are policy wonks or political rewards - vast majority of these jobs could be disappeared by an incoming Admin that does not support the Ivy League.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 09:46 PM (/lPRQ)

193 You get no penetration or velocity with a pinball.
Look at some ewetubs of slingshots in action
_David
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Wrist rockets were very impressive when I was a kid....

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 09:49 PM (X+xvk)

194 God bless Grammie! Hope to hear from you soon.

Posted by: Case at March 10, 2026 09:49 PM (pvf3X)

195 Wrist rockets were very impressive when I was a kid....
Posted by: Sam Adams
---

You're in England. Tell me what you are going to do for the resistance?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 09:50 PM (FOFsU)

196 I've watched that cat chaos video too many times.

There was one cat dude who was pretty chill, being Pretti Good, on the left. Then he/she joined in the blur as it looked like end times.

I like to imagine this is how the Dims were when Trump won again in 2024.

One black and white cat (Bill Clinton) sat on the bench under the window, watching while on alert.

Hillary was the big white fat cat who jumped on the window, scaring the other cat who fell off the ledge (Obungo, trying to escape), then jumped off after messing with the blinds, casing the joint..and Bill fled with the others.

Bravo to the one who shot straight up in an arc for survival. Unsure who that was, not Biden.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 09:52 PM (WONhk)

197 141 Fuck that. 762 Nato right in the fucking forehead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Hae ye no love for tradition, lad?

Posted by: .303 British

Their tradition isn't worth a shit. If they gave a shit about their tradition they wouldn't be getting chased by fucking primitives on horses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
======
The Mark VII bullet is what made the 303 so lethal as well as rapidity of fire from Lee Enfields. The bullet head is lighter than the tail so it goes ass over front when it hits a human obstacle. Makes a helluva wound. The 8x57 or the 30.06 fmj bullets tended to zip through rather than upset like the 303.

FWIW, that same factor makes the 5.56 lethal but yet not that penetrative in the 55 gr XM193 boat tail. If you get the bullet up to 3000-3300 fps, then the upset is considerable where the bullet destabilizes upon hitting a target. The XM193 however at the same time is less penetrative than 9mm ball through drywall, studs, etc.

Military went away from it because first they wanted Light AP 62 gr XM855 to penetrate Sov Union era body armor and helmets, then the heavier 77 gr for desert warfare.

Posted by: whig at March 10, 2026 09:53 PM (E4rtv)

198 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

Nope! A thank you note and recompense went out today! 😊

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2026 09:58 PM (Vvh2V)

199 Do Not Look at This link
Posted by: Braenyard

Okay

Posted by: mindful webworker - no problem at March 10, 2026 10:00 PM (ByrUz)

200 You're in England. Tell me what you are going to do for the resistance?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

What would I advise the English to do to take their country back? Absent an overwhelming willingness to become completely unmanageable, I don't know what I would tell them.

They watched as the actions of the 1% were used to justify stripping them of their firearms. They surrendered to tyranny. Getting their freedom back is possible, of course. It just may take eight decades of utter repression and the backing of the world's only remaining free nation. It's all completely uphill, K-2 uphill, for them.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 10:00 PM (X+xvk)

201 If you don't live in OK, here are some things you may not know about Markwayne Mullin, Trumps new pick for head of DHS. I didn't know much of this. From "Christian Post" website:

https://tinyurl.com/4km9xfkz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 10:01 PM (ix8EF)

202 What're you doing here when there's a NOOD ONT??

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=418838

Posted by: mindful webworker - ol' fatty fingers hisself at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (ByrUz)

203 Runoff April 7th for MTG's seat after tonight. GA 14 has Dem at 37.3, Trump endorsed candidate Clayton Fuller at 34.9 percent. Bunch of other candidates running but overall Dem runoff vote was about 40 percent, GOP about 60.

95 percent of vote in.

Posted by: whig at March 10, 2026 10:02 PM (E4rtv)

Trump: I Will Sign No More Bills Until the Senate Cucks Pass the SAVE Act

The cucks are the defeat mechanism of conservative governance. Whatever will advance the cause, they're against.


President Trump said Sunday he will refuse to sign any additional legislation until Congress passes the SAVE America Act, escalating pressure on lawmakers to move what he has repeatedly described as a cornerstone election integrity measure.

Writing on Truth Social, Trump declared the legislation "must go to the front of the line," signaling that securing the bill's passage now takes priority over any other items on the legislative agenda.

The president also singled out election integrity activist Scott Presler for his advocacy, praising his recent appearance on Fox & Friends and urging lawmakers to use every available tool to get the measure across the finish line.

"Great Job by hard working Scott Pressler on Fox & Friends talking about using the Filibuster, or Talking Filibuster, in order to pass THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, an 88% issue with ALL VOTERS," Trump wrote.

"It must be done immediately. It supersedes everything else. MUST GO TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. I, as President, will not sign other Bills until this is passed, AND NOT THE WATERED DOWN VERSION -- GO FOR THE GOLD: MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. & PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP."

Trump added that the legislation should also include limits on mail-in ballots and other cultural policy priorities he has championed, warning lawmakers plainly: "DO NOT FAIL!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP."

The SAVE America Act would require documentary proof of U.S. citizenship to register to vote, mandate voter identification, and direct states to remove noncitizens from voter rolls while coordinating voter registration databases with the Department of Homeland Security.

Trump has repeatedly framed the legislation as a defining political battle, telling Republicans that securing the measure is essential to protecting American elections.

According to a February 25--26 Harvard-Harris poll of 1,999 registered voters, the proposal enjoys broad support across the electorate.

The survey found 71 percent overall backing for the measure's core provisions, including proof-of-citizenship requirements and voter ID rules.

Support was strongest among Republicans at 91 percent, while 69 percent of independents and 50 percent of Democrats also said they support the reforms.

Trump has also injected the legislation into the developing Republican primary battle for the Texas Senate seat, privately telling Senate Majority Leader John Thune and Texas Sen. John Cornyn that he wants the SAVE America Act on his desk before issuing an endorsement in the race.


Trump wants Thune to require that any "filibuster" be a real filibuster, that is, a "talking filibuster" in which senators are actually required to, you know, filibuster by speaking for as long as they can to delay a vote. Not just voting to "filibuster." Which is what our old, lazy senators have permitted for decades, because they can't stand the rigors of an actual filibuster.

Unrelated: Disney's Gay News Division spins the bomb-throwing terrorist as an "activist" and his intended victim as a "far-right" influencer.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Make filibusters great again

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (YwEeS)

2 Good on Trump, hope it works

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (xcxpd)

3 `htvuyfvuv

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (3sXRv)

4 Fuq ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 10, 2026 06:23 PM (3sXRv)

5 Thune is gonna bring it to the floor knowing it will fail. Don't think he's gonna go with the talking filibuster

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:23 PM (VE6XX)

6 Ve haff vays uff makink you sign ze papers.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)

7 This thread is 100% less gay than the last one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2026 06:24 PM (2szVb)

8 It's sad that ANY government passes that many bills that this is a viable threat....

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)

9 Does Couric think those glasses make her look smarter cause it's not working...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:26 PM (VE6XX)

10 Couric at one time had a great ass, don’t know if it’s still great.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 06:27 PM (XV/Pl)

11 Yes!

without the save act the next 3 years will be washed away

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 06:28 PM (MIIRH)

12 You had my attention at the second word, 'cucks.'

Posted by: Chief Red Bull at March 10, 2026 06:28 PM (M9gjJ)

13 Does Couric think those glasses make her look smarter cause it's not working...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:26 PM (VE6XX)

It really is a vexing trend. Hell, Johnny Knoxville looks like an aging lesbian now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 10, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

14 Does Couric think those glasses make her look smarter cause it's not working...
Posted by: It's me donna
.......

Those are just eye protection from Gav's sperm.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

15 RECONCILIATION! RECONCILIATION!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)

16 Katie Couric....

Dawson's not jerking it to her anymore.....

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 06:30 PM (Sco7b)

17 Does Trump know that the Establishment has absolutely no desire to move forward his agenda?

He has to. Zero absentee appointments because they will go out of their way to make sure he can't.

The Big Beautiful Law is their only accomplishment in the 119th US Congress.

At least the wretched TSA is defunded

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:30 PM (a4flb)

18 I hope they reach across the aisle and have a meaningful conversation among colleagues.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 06:30 PM (UjdFS)

19 1: Good.

2: But I doubt the Senate considers this a threat. It’s not like they want to pass legislation.

3: I doubt Paxton has anything to worry about, sadly. Whatever happens, will not happen before the deadline for dropping out.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 06:31 PM (UCZgy)

20 You know, Thune could have a little accident, couldn't he?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 06:32 PM (AlhUl)

21
The GOPe wants to lose. They long to be the determined but outnumbered opposition party, that would advance conservative goals if only they could.

This balking at pushing through the SAVE act is so obvious. They want to lose. Like when the mass GOP mass early resignation project was initiated in 2018.

I hope there's something MAGA can threaten them with that's more terrifying than whatever is motivating them to do this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 06:32 PM (VWtfl)

22 My money's on POTUS winning this

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 10, 2026 06:32 PM (DoBxX)

23 They will make no effort to pass anything but gas. Thune and Schumer will have their mid term bloodbath.

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 06:33 PM (4OPaX)

24 I have never in my life watched or heard Katie Couric (won't even watch these videos) and was hoping to continue with my indifference. I thought she retired but I must be mistaken.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:33 PM (BEnkm)

25 Unrelated: Disney's Gay News Division spins the bomb-throwing terrorist as an "activist" and his intended victim as a "far-right" influencer.




==

well, "the influencer" Jake Lang will have his say. Loomer will interview him tonight, 9PM eastern. or Rumble.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 06:33 PM (GD0B3)

26 "Our bombing is speech, your speech is bombing."

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 06:34 PM (vbXSk)

27 22, I think you're right, vmom

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 06:34 PM (MIIRH)

28 >>I hope they reach across the aisle and


...and give each other MonkeyPoxx.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 06:34 PM (erF49)

29 Noah Fafita>Kyler Murray

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 06:35 PM (4OPaX)

30
2: But I doubt the Senate considers this a threat. It’s not like they want to pass legislation.

====

I'm guessing several busted a nut

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 10, 2026 06:35 PM (8AONa)

31 Good, I agree because vote fraud will sink us next year

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

32 Katie Couric seems rather desperate these days to have to resort to making earrings from paper clips.

Which I realize is not the point of Ace's post.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:35 PM (WONhk)

33 31 Good, I agree because vote fraud will sink us next year
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

In CA they don't have to cheat... They just re-district the Republicans out

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:36 PM (VE6XX)

34 So, what's up with this Jake Lang? Was he imprisoned? For parading?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (KAqW5)

35 The GOPe is relying on being slightly less toxic than the unhinged-from-reality Leftist Dems.

That is a delaying action that increases pressure on a sealed container. At some point, it's going to explode.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

36 I was wondering how Trump would solve the Gordian knot. The DHS funding bill was hanging like a Sword of Damocles over a talking filibuster on the SAVE Act, since once you start, no other business can be considered. The Dems could just refuse to consider a clean DHS funding bill until they were on their last legs in the SAVE filibuster, then get a reprieve by bringing DHS up for consideration, and no doubt several RINOs would leap at the pretext to save Uniparty corruption from SAVE.

Now that endurance-recouping option has been filched directly from the Donkeys' pockets, since Trump wouldn't sign anything else anyway. I think that's brilliant.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (Sy6m/)

37 My money's on POTUS winning this

Speaking of money...

It would be great if Trump would call out Thune and ask him what his number is.

Everyone, especially Thune, can be bought. Go live, demand Thune tell us for what price he will bring the SAVE Act to Trump's desk, then hold a Go Fund Me to raise the money.

Thune must have one hell of a post-Congress gig. Maybe he is seeking Generational Wealth.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (a4flb)

38 Kind of the only leverage Trump has, and the GOPe REALLY does not want to pass this bill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (PYyV9)

39 20 You know, Thune could have a little accident, couldn't he?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 06:32 PM (AlhUl)

If it can happen to Harry Reid...anything can happen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (xcxpd)

40 [iUnrelated: Disney's Gay News Division spins the bomb-throwing terrorist as an "activist" and his intended victim as a "far-right" influencer.

Hey, in the earlier thread (CNN maybe?) he was described as a "counter protester", and the victim as a "J6 rioter", so... baby steps?

Posted by: Mrs. French at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (qivay)

41 Off, over-used for her husbands perversions sock.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 10, 2026 06:38 PM (qivay)

42
33

In CA they don't have to cheat... They just re-district the Republicans out
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:36 PM

------

Democrats were able to do that because of previous cheating.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 06:38 PM (VWtfl)

43 Good for Trump and I think you are correct Vmom.

For the most part it appears congress has forgotten what they are tasked with doing and feel their job is to hold endless hearings and go on junkets all over and not legislate. I wish they would have to actually hold debates that they researched and wrote not mouth what their staff gives them.
When one sees cabinet members working together, riding useless regulations and see what the layabouts in Congress do… guess you can tell I am not too happy with them at all.

Posted by: Hyacinth at March 10, 2026 06:39 PM (ryp7h)

44 I am EXHAUSTED from all the stupidity in the news today..... can we haz a Book Thread tonight?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am SO Tired... at March 10, 2026 06:39 PM (dmDsy)

45 Democrats were able to do that because of previous cheating.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 06:38 PM (VWtfl)

I don't know we're pretty stupid here...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:39 PM (VE6XX)

46 Good, I agree because vote fraud will sink us next year

Most likely the Establishment wants to hand over both chambers to the Democrats and let them impeach Trump.

Stockpile ammo, we didn't vote ourselves into this, we will be frauded into communism.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:40 PM (a4flb)

47 Thune literally looks like a plank of wood

And not the manly oak kind either, I mean the gayest Balsa wood kind that you can only find on a gay map

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 06:40 PM (REq0p)

48 Everyone, especially Thune, can be bought. Go live, demand Thune tell us for what price he will bring the SAVE Act to Trump's desk, then hold a Go Fund Me to raise the money.

Thune must have one hell of a post-Congress gig. Maybe he is seeking Generational Wealth.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM (a4flb)

+++++

Or maybe he's got that Guthrie woman in his basement.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:40 PM (BEnkm)

49 >>For the most part it appears congress has forgotten what they are tasked with doing and feel their job is to hold endless hearings and go on junkets all over and not legislate.


As soon as we repeal the 19th Amendment, we should repeal the 17th.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 06:40 PM (erF49)

50 If Trump understands the stakes—and youd have to believe he does and more—then hang on for some bigly action to get Senate R minds right.

For Thune to do failure theater to ditch the Save America Act means generational political loss and ruin—which the Senate R toadies are AOK with. However Trump and America First not so much. In fact not at all.

THIS—the Save America Act is THE game, Trump will not lose the game, its not in him to lose like this—especially to a dolt Ike Thune aka McConnell’s Mini Me,

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 10, 2026 06:41 PM (FCPbW)

51 I agree those so called Republicans who don't vote forcit want Trump to get run over in 2026

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

52 Thune isn't so much purchased as he's part of a branch of the GOP who can only retain power by using fraud to squeeze out primary challengers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:42 PM (PYyV9)

53 Kind of the only leverage Trump has, and the GOPe REALLY does not want to pass this bill

Proof that the GOP-e uses vote fraud to install their post turtles in the primaries.

Can't lose that tool.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:42 PM (a4flb)

54 The survey found 71 percent overall backing for the measure's core provisions, including proof-of-citizenship requirements and voter ID rules.

Support was strongest among Republicans at 91 percent, while 69 percent of independents and 50 percent of Democrats also said they support the reforms.


So 9% of Republicans, 31% of Independents, and 50% of Democrats know they only have their seats due to blatant cheating at the ballot box.

Good to know.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 06:42 PM (VHUov)

55 Thune must have one hell of a post-Congress gig. Maybe he is seeking Generational Wealth.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:37 PM


He is making his wealth right now. As long as he holds out money is pouring into his reelection campaign from democrats. He can hire a gazillion members of his family for his next campaign with that kind of cash.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)

56 And the GOPe is going to abandon VA to redistricting too. And they will fight any redistricting on their own turf that would give them any advantage. And they will continue to not ever allow Trump a single recess appointment. And they suck cock by choice.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2026 06:43 PM (3uBP9)

57 In before the guy who says it's not who votes, it's who counts the votes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

58 Or maybe he's got that Guthrie woman in his basement.

I think Thune likes them a whole lot younger.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:44 PM (a4flb)

59 >>>If it can happen to Harry Reid...anything can happen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

>All of Harry Reid's victims are into their 20s now or laid to rest in the desert, god help them.

Posted by: Chief Red Bull at March 10, 2026 06:44 PM (M9gjJ)

60 Or maybe he's got that Guthrie woman in his basement.
Posted by: washrivergal
.......

Must be getting awful ripe by now.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 06:44 PM (UjdFS)

61
Something highly motivating is required here. Something harsh.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 06:44 PM (VWtfl)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 10, 2026 06:45 PM (eOFY+)

63 We really need to start Tarring and Feathering these people, again.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 06:45 PM (erF49)

64 47 Thune literally looks like a plank of wood

And not the manly oak kind either, I mean the gayest Balsa wood kind that you can only find on a gay map

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 06:40 PM (REq0p)

+++++

Too funny. I'm dying.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:45 PM (BEnkm)

65 Proof that the GOP-e uses vote fraud to install their post turtles in the primaries.

Exactly, its how they prevent primary challengers from taking hold and keep people who will fight the uniparty from getting any office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:45 PM (PYyV9)

66 61
Something highly motivating is required here. Something harsh.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 06:44 PM (VWtfl)

Yes ! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:46 PM (VE6XX)

67 Couric looks like she has a demon sucking her soul out through her spine.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:46 PM (vE0+H)

68 escalating pressure on lawmakers to move what he has repeatedly described as a cornerstone election integrity measure.

Vote for the law that will see you out of a job. You know you want to!

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 06:47 PM (E/qck)

69 The president also singled out election integrity activist Scott Presler for his advocacy, praising his recent appearance on Fox & Friends and urging lawmakers to use every available tool to get the measure across the finish line.

Nice! Presler's a rock star. The GOP could (but will not) learn some valuable lessons from him.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 06:47 PM (gtcuf)

70
Trump and his people must have seen this coming a long time ago.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 06:48 PM (VWtfl)

71 Good.

Meanwhile, if the ignorant were listening today: Scummy Schumer spelled it out in plain English. I am thinking he did not want to be so clear...

Paraphrased: ICE is screwing up the voter rolls. Poor, poor illegals will "try to vote and be told they can't because they've been erased from the voter rolls."

He then sighs while an aid of his looks uncomfortable and ready to bolt, then blames ICE again but changes it to Doge and President Trump for demanding voter ID.

Hahahahahahiccup!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:49 PM (WONhk)

72 49 >>For the most part it appears congress has forgotten what they are tasked with doing and feel their job is to hold endless hearings and go on junkets all over and not legislate.


As soon as we repeal the 19th Amendment, we should repeal the 17th.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 06:40 PM (erF49)

And the 16th.

Posted by: Prosperity would skyrocket at March 10, 2026 06:49 PM (TbWk/)

73 If a president doesn’t sign a bill that is passed by congress within 10 days, and they remain in session, it goes into law. Does he mean he’ll veto any law?

He's not that smart. He actually thinks a bill requires his signature. But watch Mike Johnson start to play games again by calling the House in and out of session to make Trump's inaction a pocket veto.

Typical republican strategy - refuse to do your job, take the country hostage, throw a tantrum until you get what you want. Blame everyone else for your inability to effectively lead. This is how Newt Gingrich propelled their party into its stranglehold on the country. Fuck the GOP

Trump realizes he can't steal the midterms now, so there's a very good chance he tries to use the non-passage of the SAVE act as a reason to cancel the midterms 

the ignorance of Trump is just staggering. Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats. It's just the reality on the ground. But Trump doesn't care. He's insane and we all need to stop pretending he's not.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94)

74 The survey found 71 percent overall backing for the measure's core provisions, including proof-of-citizenship requirements and voter ID rules.

==

There is no single better demonstration that these people don't give a single flip what the people who put them into office want them to do.

Rarely do you get such uniform numbers that all Americans want the SAVE Act to be enacted.

The Senate doesn't care one bit.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 06:49 PM (qBdHI)

75 Signing no bills and giving no f*cks....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 10, 2026 06:50 PM (DIY2E)

76
We really need to start Tarring and Feathering these people, again.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 06:45 PM (erF49)



Start with waterboarding, so that the tar sticks to clean skin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 06:50 PM (y9nCu)

77 Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats.

LOL I would love to see that argument laid out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:50 PM (PYyV9)

78 >>And the 16th.


We really should have capped Amendments. Say...a dozen. Heck, a nod to the Bakers. We'll make it 13.

You want a new Right?

Then you have to choose the one it is replacing.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 06:51 PM (erF49)

79
Schumer
I wish someone would rip his glasses off his face and stick them up his asshole.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

80 Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 06:51 PM (WGxJ5)

81 73 If a president doesn’t sign a bill that is passed by congress within 10 days, and they remain in session, it goes into law. Does he mean he’ll veto any law?

Is this correct? I thought that was a pocket veto.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 10, 2026 06:52 PM (w/O5Q)

82 47 Thune literally looks like a plank of wood

And not the manly oak kind either, I mean the gayest Balsa wood kind that you can only find on a gay map

Balsa is the gayest of trees, Swamp Titi is the hetero-sexiest.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 06:52 PM (gtcuf)

83 Start with waterboarding, so that the tar sticks to clean skin.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 06:50 PM (y9nCu)


It's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

Posted by: From the Book of Horde Wisdom at March 10, 2026 06:52 PM (eOFY+)

84 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:49 PM (WONhk

That's awesome.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:52 PM (vE0+H)

85 Just my observation, but Trump 2.0 seems to get what he wants. If he’s saying this publicly, he’s saying a lot more privately. He’ll win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:53 PM (u73oe)

86 Trump and his people must have seen this coming a long time ago.

That's why they're ready to escalate.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 06:53 PM (E/qck)

87 wish someone would rip his glasses off his face and stick them up his asshole.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

Too late!

Posted by: Chucky Shoes at March 10, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)

88 the ignorance of Trump is just staggering. Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats. It's just the reality on the ground. But Trump doesn't care. He's insane and we all need to stop pretending he's not.

1. The why are you against it, dummy?
2. Every word of that screed is retarded and gay.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 06:54 PM (gtcuf)

89 The GOP could (but will not) learn some valuable lessons from him.

--

They don't want to learn any lessons. I'd say, by their own actions, upwards of 50% have Democrat leanings as they masquerade as Republicans.

We need to have a serious discussion on their diabolical malfeasance toward We the People. They couldn't be more blatant.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 06:55 PM (qBdHI)

90 81 73 If a president doesn’t sign a bill that is passed by congress within 10 days, and they remain in session, it goes into law. Does he mean he’ll veto any law?

Is this correct? I thought that was a pocket veto.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

According to Google AI summary, it is correct. If the president doesn't sign, and congress has adjourned, then after 10 days it is a pocket veto, which can't be overridden by congress.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 06:55 PM (ycI94)

91 One would think that if the left seriously thought that voter ID and cleaning up the voting rolls would actually harm the Republicans more than Democrats, they'd be all for it...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:56 PM (PYyV9)

92 If it can happen to Harry Reid...anything can happen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

++++

The strange thing about the Harry Reid incident was that on that same night (or weekend, I think it was maybe New Year's Eve) his brother supposedly got into a brawl (in another city, it was said) and ended up with a black and blue face also. Too coincidental, in my opinion. Plus, I think Harry changed his story on just where in the house the exercise bands were hanging.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:56 PM (BEnkm)

93 Couric acted like a lady before her husband died then she went full bitch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 06:56 PM (c35xG)

94 John Solomon is reporting there are very active investigations in both Maricopa County, AZ and Fulton County, GA and the recently acquired records from both will show foreign involvement in our elections. He's speculating that Team Trump is going to make this public soon to put even more pressure on Senators to pass the damn bill.

No idea if he's right but he's good a good track record and he and Kash are friends.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)

95 The amount of vote fraud in 2020 in a barely handful of states gave the election to a lifetime clown who made millions doing nothing.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

96 Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom ends as only a leftie would want.
Dinosaurs would last an hour between the viruses and 308’s.

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 06:57 PM (ngiOP)

97 Brandon Straka:

"Sen. Dick Durbin said the SAVE America Act could remove millions of ineligible voters from the rolls, warning it could have a major impact on election outcomes."

I liked it already, you don't have to sell me on it, Dick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:57 PM (PYyV9)

98 Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats.

--

If that were true, Democrats would be all-in on pushing this through, instead of screaming about Jim Crow 2.0.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 06:58 PM (qBdHI)

99
This is a good thing.

RINO Senators will have to go on record as supporters of Democrat voting corruption. They'll try to maintain some "dignified silence" or spout some meaningless objection, but they are exposing themselves.

(Yeah, them exposing themselves ain't a pretty picture.)

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)

100 Good. If the SAFE ASS act does not get approved, then the federal government will pass no new laws.

If President Trump will keep reducing the number of parasites, layabouts, homosexuals, ratchet ass shemekas and and other weirdos on the federal payroll, I call it a win win.

Fuck Them All. Let Lindsey Graham sort them out.

Posted by: Buffalo Guy at March 10, 2026 06:58 PM (Ksqrb)

101 It may happen that one day conservatives will start playing by the same rules the communists do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 06:58 PM (c35xG)

102 Thune couldn’t care less about scandals. He’s a made man, untouchable, and will be here long after Trump as washed away.

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 06:59 PM (ngiOP)

103
I read years ago that Schumer knocked up one of his daughter's friends.

I don't know if it's true. I read about it and didn't see anything else about it. I'm sure it was before social media was a big thing.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 06:59 PM (3ek7K)

104 97, they're saying it out loud, that cold ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 06:59 PM (MIIRH)

105 77 Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats.

LOL I would love to see that argument laid out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I'm the source, and it's very detailed and complex. I'm an expert, so you should just trust me.

Posted by: Bro at March 10, 2026 06:59 PM (ycI94)

106 Trump realizes he can't steal the midterms now, so there's a very good chance he tries to use the non-passage of the SAVE act as a reason to cancel the midterms
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


Tell me you have your head so far up your own ass that you can see out your nostrils, without telling me you have your head so far up your own ass that you can see out your nostrils.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 06:59 PM (VHUov)

107 98
If that were true, Democrats would be all-in on pushing this through, instead of screaming about Jim Crow 2.0.

Yep. That Redditor is wishcasting so hard they didn't stop to notice how nonesensical that sounds.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 06:59 PM (gtcuf)

108 Relatively quiet day today. What explosive hell can we expect tomorrow?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (qBBPl)

109 >> Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats.


These 'Experts' are missing the entire point...and I wish Trump would address this, directly, to the Electorate.

This is about agency. It is about the Integrity of EACH INDIVIDUAL VOTE.

This is not about Parties. This is not about Policy.

This is about ensuring that each and every citizen has the INTEGRITY of their own Vote protected.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (erF49)

110 " You know, Thune could have a little accident, couldn't he?" Posted by: Eeyore

Violence is effective, always has been in history. But the left is fully committed to violence, the "conservative right" still believes ? "God will save us (without out action)", or "violence is always evil", or some such meme fro the right.

We have lived so long under the peace that was provided by violence against evil (Revolutionary War, the final stance against the Muslim invasion right up to Paris, WW1, WW2, etc.). But for now the majority peaceful people are largely asleep, in the "can't we all just get along" mode. And they think "all will magically work out, just be nice".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (vbXSk)

111 >>> Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats.
----------
LOL I would love to see that argument laid out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:50 PM (PYyV9)


The GOPe would be harmed. I guarantee you the leftists that run the Republican party have been using vote fraud to gain and maintain their power just as much as the Democrats.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2026 07:01 PM (3uBP9)

112 106, 107 - which is reddit in a nutshell, when you think about it ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 07:02 PM (MIIRH)

113 Never forget that Thune's actual constituency is the Republican caucus in the Senate. (Spit!) They are all to blame.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:02 PM (AlhUl)

114 Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats.
---------

I believe that. We still have thd GOP Expert Class going nice and strong.

Posted by: Chucky Shoes at March 10, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

115 I really do not get why the repubs won't push this, they damn well know the dems cheat without ID required. Stupidity all around.

That said, I would rather he just have the FAA ground all planes until DHS is funded. I don't want to fly with pissed off TSA and Air Traffic Controllers not getting paid. Working without pay is called slavery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 07:02 PM (n5tGW)

116 Go away raw burger cheese man

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

117 "Voter Fraud" is exceedingly rare... compared to "vote fraud" and "election fraud", which are frequent and common, maybe.
It's later two which need to be capital offenses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)

118 Thune and McConnell have deals with the Democrats. They engineer defeats when Republicans could clearly win. It's a UniParty power-sharing arrangement that allows them to fundraise off of each other while continually preventing any conservative agenda from moving forward.

You do realize that conservatives never, ever win, right?

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 07:05 PM (X+xvk)

119 Trump is going to cancel the bill signings!!!!

Wait what

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

120 The GOPe would be harmed.

Oh sure, but their argument is that it would hurt the Republicans worse than the Democrats which is hilarious but if they really thought so, they'd be all for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 07:06 PM (PYyV9)

121
These 'Experts' are missing the entire point...and I wish Trump would address this, directly, to the Electorate.

This is about agency. It is about the Integrity of EACH INDIVIDUAL VOTE.

This is not about Parties. This is not about Policy.

This is about ensuring that each and every citizen has the INTEGRITY of their own Vote protected.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (erF49)

+++++

Exactly right and very well put.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 07:07 PM (BEnkm)

122 >>I really do not get why the repubs won't push this, they damn well know the dems cheat without ID required. Stupidity all around.

DataRepublican is doing a great job mapping Thune's major donors and influencers. If you're on X you should check her feed.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)

123 Bet every state allowing all mail voteing goes to the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

124 >>> Relatively quiet day today. What explosive hell can we expect tomorrow?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (qBBPl)


Explosive hell describes the night I spent sitting on a blasted toilet after ordering the nuclear chicken dish at a thai place. Gai yang, but with enriched plutonium based garam masala.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

125 RINO Senators will have to go on record as supporters of Democrat voting corruption. They'll try to maintain some "dignified silence" or spout some meaningless objection, but they are exposing themselves.

(Yeah, them exposing themselves ain't a pretty picture.)
Posted by: Auspex

Looking through the list, maybe two Republicans are kinda hot (not sure if they're RINOs though)

Katie Britt: https://tinyurl.com/ycper5aw
https://tinyurl.com/28b3eyrh (a bit crazy looking here, but she has a nice smile)

Ashley Moody: https://tinyurl.com/3ntz2udc
https://tinyurl.com/4c5yrkss (looks okay in staged photos, but in more impromptu ones, she's...a little off)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 10, 2026 07:09 PM (ycI94)

126 As soon as we repeal the 19th Amendment, we should repeal the 17th.

----
And the 16th!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2026 07:10 PM (RkOfE)

127 Nice.... just call this a Presidential Filibuster.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2026 07:10 PM (mP0Kj)

128 109 >> Experts within his own party have repeatedly told him in no conditional terms that the Save Act would harm GOP voters/elections than it would the democrats.


These 'Experts' are missing the entire point...and I wish Trump would address this, directly, to the Electorate.

This is about agency. It is about the Integrity of EACH INDIVIDUAL VOTE.

This is not about Parties. This is not about Policy.

This is about ensuring that each and every citizen has the INTEGRITY of their own Vote protected.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (erF49)
_______
OK, which one of you is pretending to be garrett?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:10 PM (AlhUl)

129 >>> Relatively quiet day today. What explosive hell can we expect tomorrow?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (qBBPl)
+++
Explosive hell describes the night I spent sitting on a blasted toilet after ordering the nuclear chicken dish at a thai place. Gai yang, but with enriched plutonium based garam masala.
Posted by: banana Dream
===
Outstanding!
So six of seven hot peppers and it kept up the heat on the back end?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:11 PM (/lPRQ)

130 Bet every state allowing all mail voteing goes to the Marxists

Oregon used to be center right overall, with very conservative rural areas. Once the state went vote by mail only, there never has been another Republican governor or majority in either house of the legislature.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 07:11 PM (PYyV9)

131 The 16th and 17th are the greater dangers to the Republic as they give Fedzilla unlimited cash and turn Senators into Super Congressmen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:11 PM (2GVsD)

132 As soon as we repeal the 19th Amendment, we should repeal the 17th.

----

And the 16th!

----

And rewrite the 14th

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 07:12 PM (PYyV9)

133 Thune and McConnell have deals with the Democrats. They engineer defeats when Republicans could clearly win. It's a UniParty power-sharing arrangement that allows them to fundraise off of each other while continually preventing any conservative agenda from moving forward.


Yes... the GOPe is shit and has always been shit and always will be shit.

Avoid the GOPe and avoid shit.

Posted by: Shinola at March 10, 2026 07:12 PM (Ksqrb)

134 If you want a seriously hot Republican you have to go to the House. Luna has movie star looks.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:12 PM (AlhUl)

135 Jake Lang was just caught by pedo hunters messaging what he thought was a 15 year old girl. Joe Biden thinks that's way too old.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 07:13 PM (3ha+O)

136 Nuclear Chicken opened for Plutonium Dish at CBGB in '02.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:13 PM (2GVsD)

137 108 Relatively quiet day today. What explosive hell can we expect tomorrow?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 07:00 PM (qBBPl)


It's hard to say! All over the world, there are many dynamic situations where a store of a resource is being drawn down, so they could show the same "first slowly, then all at once" effect as bankruptcy or attrition warfare. I think Cuba may be close to a tipping point, though, and things could move very quickly once they stop standing still.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 07:13 PM (Sy6m/)

138 >>> Oh sure, but their argument is that it would hurt the Republicans worse than the Democrats which is hilarious but if they really thought so, they'd be all for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 07:06 PM (PYyV9)

Yes, I agree but I bet the R party leadership was behind that whole message.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2026 07:13 PM (3uBP9)

139 On top of everything else, I am on a bland diet until my radiation therapy ends on 4/30. At least I can have chocolate.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:13 PM (AlhUl)

140
"Sen. Dick Durbin said the SAVE America Act could remove millions of ineligible voters from the rolls, warning it could have a major impact on election outcomes."

----

Oh no!!!

Yeah. That's the point!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2026 07:14 PM (RkOfE)

141 is there a list of who is not intending to vote for the Save act or is Thune just McConnelizing the issue?

I know McCornyn doesn't want it to pass.

Posted by: DanMan at March 10, 2026 07:14 PM (8uzBS)

142 O/T but I think LA is taking the trans movement into their own hands:

https://tinyurl.com/y6n6dzvj

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 07:15 PM (WONhk)

143 Jake Lang was just caught by pedo hunters messaging what he thought was a 15 year old girl.

"fifteen? I mean gross unless you like grannies!"
--Scott Ritter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 07:15 PM (PYyV9)

144 Turban the Durbin is still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

145 >>@paulsperry_
·
2h
>>NEW: GOP Rep. Barry Loudermilk has made a criminal referral of Democrats' star Jan. 6 witness Cassidy Hutchinson to the Justice Dept. for allegedly lying to Congress in her summer 2022 testimony about Trump's role in the Jan. 6 riot.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)

146 Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:13 PM (AlhUl)

You're having radiation therapy? I didn't know that . I will keep you in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 07:16 PM (PFs9e)

147 Tousi is getting primed to go live - Khamenei Me may be dead!

Eight Ball Says - Looks Good
Nobody seen him since he got volunteered to get blown up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:16 PM (/lPRQ)

148 >>Jake Lang was just caught by pedo hunters messaging what he thought was a 15 year old girl.


Apparently, there are some things about islam that he actually likes?

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 07:16 PM (erF49)

149 The thing is, if Lang is smart he will claim being locked up warped him and he sues Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:16 PM (2GVsD)

150 Jake Lang was just caught by pedo hunters messaging what he thought was a 15 year old girl.

==

was this allegation ever confirmed or verified ?

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)

151 Thune is a snake. As a SD voter, I wouldn't trust him to watch my goldfish. He can be bought, hes just waiting for the highest bidder.

Posted by: Megthered at March 10, 2026 07:17 PM (ragcm)

152 Relatively quiet day today. What explosive hell can we expect tomorrow?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Well per the NY Post, 3 B52s are headed to the Middle East. I expect really big badda booms will be coming to Iran soon.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 07:17 PM (lJ0H4)

153 >>> So six of seven hot peppers and it kept up the heat on the back end?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:11 PM (/lPRQ)


The backend went super critical, I lost coolant, ruptured containment, and had a meltdown. Sorry China.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2026 07:18 PM (3uBP9)

154 Is Katie Couric more evil than Hillary? She just lies and lies.

Posted by: Texican ette at March 10, 2026 07:18 PM (SNf74)

155 O/T but I think LA is taking the trans movement into their own hands:

https://tinyurl.com/y6n6dzvj
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

===

W/O Looking - mobs in the street are 'trans-ing" random people?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:18 PM (/lPRQ)

156 146 Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:13 PM (AlhUl)

You're having radiation therapy? I didn't know that . I will keep you in prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 07:16 PM (PFs9e)
_______
Thanks. They say everything is going really well.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:19 PM (AlhUl)

157 was this allegation ever confirmed or verified ?
Posted by: runner

We're talking about a Nazi here...who cares?

Posted by: The Radical Left at March 10, 2026 07:19 PM (ycI94)

158 Pictures of Couric and Hillary tribbing each other in the Conga line should be enough for any non believer. But I guess that would be a qualifier for some.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 07:19 PM (c35xG)

159 Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:19 PM (AlhUl

I am glad to hear that. I'll still pray❤️🙂

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 07:20 PM (PFs9e)

160 147 Tousi is getting primed to go live - Khamenei Me may be dead!

Eight Ball Says - Looks Good
Nobody seen him since he got volunteered to get blown up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:16 PM (/lPRQ)
________
Make a movie. Call it "Ten Little Imams".

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:20 PM (AlhUl)

161 Can anyone explain this to me? People are squawking that Real ID DLs aren't enough (they don't prove citizenship) and that a lot of people don't have their birth certificates and/or have a passport. Is this a legit concern? I'm having trouble finding an answer although I read each state will have their own requirements?? Is this confusion what's causing the libs to have a fit since many of them think most people don't have a copy of their birth certificate or have a passport? I'm so confused....and I'm usually a good little researcher.

Posted by: beckster at March 10, 2026 07:20 PM (I7J98)

162 Ayatollah Mohita is pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

163 Prayers for your health Eeyore.

I made dark chocolate yesterday. It turned out yummy I think. Coconut oil, cocoa powder and powdered sugar, topped off with rock salt.

Wish I could teleport a piece to you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2026 07:21 PM (RkOfE)

164 W/O Looking - mobs in the street are 'trans-ing" random people?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:18 PM (/lPRQ)


Not yet, but it's a start. Someone should tik tok.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 07:21 PM (WONhk)

165 My first date was a 15 year old. Of course, I was just 16 at the time, and she was in my class.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:21 PM (AlhUl)

166 Tousi live at 7:45 on YouTube

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 07:22 PM (OP3E2)

167 Schiff-4-brains claimed a few weeks back on ABC that up to half of 'Americans' lack such documents.

IE he is admitting all the illegals lack such documents as a US birth certificate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)

168 we know Thuse, Tillis and McConnell

Posted by: DanMan at March 10, 2026 07:22 PM (8uzBS)

169
Speaker of the House is warning about the danger of Sharia law in the US.

No shit Sherlock, you just noticing this?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K)

170 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

Now I can't get that out of my mind- Mohjito. Ha,
Looking at all the pictures of the people who got knocked off, does Iran have any people in charge that are under 50?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 07:22 PM (PFs9e)

171 I remember when McConnell stepped down and I said yay Thune will be leader. So excited.

If you want to black pill just go to the Senate Republican web page. Take a look. Pick out "our guys."

Maybe 4 of them?

Sad.

Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (NlEaG)

172 There is an online rumor that mojtabe has been on a ventilator, looks like a Darth Maul after Obi Wan sliced him in half, and has no idea that mommy, daddy, wife, etc are gone and has no clue that he had a major promotion!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (GD0B3)

173 Can we have a book thread tonigt?

Gee, you must be really bored. How about just reading a book?

Posted by: Case at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (pvf3X)

174 162 Ayatollah Mohita is pining for the fjords?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ayatollah Blownapart

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (eH/kH)

175 was this allegation ever confirmed or verified ?

Lang has confirmed he sent the messages.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (wItF4)

176 94 John Solomon is reporting...
records ... will show foreign involvement in our elections.
...
Posted by: JackStraw

It's not Russia, Russia, Russia

It's China, China, China

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (c35xG)

177 If Tousi’s headline is accurate, I can’t even

Posted by: Accomac at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (JVes3)

178 Nood Cafe

Posted by: Ye Olde Horde Crier at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (eOFY+)

179 142 O/T but I think LA is taking the trans movement into their own hands:

https://tinyurl.com/y6n6dzvj
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 07:15 PM (WONhk)


"The LAPD did not know the man’s motivation for hurting himself."

I'm calling it here: 2/3 chance synthetic cathinones a.k.a. "bath salts," 1/3 chance synthetic cannabinoids (synthetic marijuana such as K2 or Spice). I would put money on it being one or the other, if I were depraved enough to gamble on a man's cause of death.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 07:24 PM (Sy6m/)

180 >> If Tousi’s headline is accurate, I can’t even


It's a tough month to be a Mullah.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 07:25 PM (erF49)

181 The old style, gold seal, birth certificates don't count for anything now. They aren't accepted for anything.

Posted by: irright at March 10, 2026 07:25 PM (lAhfF)

182 Don't buy Chinesium buy American. Rummage through the Thrift store they have many American made products containing No Chinesium.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 07:25 PM (c35xG)

183 People are squawking that Real ID DLs aren't enough (they don't prove citizenship) and that a lot of people don't have their birth certificates and/or have a passport.

Texas accepts RealID DLs as enough proof. I bet all states that want the SAVE act accept it as well.

Posted by: DanMan at March 10, 2026 07:25 PM (8uzBS)

184 Is this confusion what's causing the libs to have a fit since many of them think most people don't have a copy of their birth certificate or have a passport? I'm so confused....and I'm usually a good little researcher.
Posted by: beckster

Behind the curtain are the Old Guard, both parties, and they are all up to their armpits in election fraud. The MSM takes part doing its thing to pretend that it never happens even though proven time and time again.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:26 PM (/lPRQ)

185
Lang has confirmed he sent the messages.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (wItF4)



how interesting, I am searching and found nothing. can you post something verifiable to confirm that ?

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:27 PM (GD0B3)

186 >>> y first date was a 15 year old. Of course, I was just 16 at the time, and she was in my class.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:21 PM (AlhUl)


My first date was with a four year old and I don't remember much about it because I was also four but there is a picture of her biting me on the arm because, the story I was told, I didn't let her ride on my wagon. That pretty much set the pace for the rest of my romantic life.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2026 07:27 PM (3uBP9)

187 Eeyore, be well.
Eat too much.
Keep on stretching.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 07:31 PM (c35xG)

188 Thune is so weak. If only McConnell were in charge.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 10, 2026 07:32 PM (wGerL)

189 And what I mean by "The old style, gold seal, birth certificates" I am also talking about the ones that have your baby-foot-print on it.

Posted by: irright at March 10, 2026 07:32 PM (lAhfF)

190 187 Eeyore, be well.
Eat too much.
Keep on stretching.


burma shave

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 07:34 PM (oY6Yp)

191 If DHS isn't staffed adequately to vet millions and millions of people coming for the FIFA Games - vetting takes a substantial amount of time - then Trump should have the eleven games scheduled for the US also picked up by Canada and Mexico.

And all the US practice stadiums in smaller cities and surrounding counties can suffer together, too.

Let Congress answer to the hospitality trades, cities, soccer clubs, airlines, etc.

There ya go. Settled in a snap.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 07:35 PM (NFX2v)

192 Requiring an ID basically eliminates mail in voting.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 10, 2026 07:35 PM (Vh9CX)

193 New Mexico Police Move in Force To Search Epstein’s ‘Zorro Ranch’, Looking for the Remains of Two Girls Allegedly Strangled and Buried on the Property.

They have a better chance of finding what's her name's mother.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 10, 2026 07:37 PM (/lPRQ)

194 Texas accepts RealID DLs as enough proof. I bet all states that want the SAVE act accept it as well.

The massive loop hole that pretty much defeats most of the SAVE Act is the provision that the individual states have the right to decide what they consider to be proof of citizenship which including vouching for others.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 07:39 PM (a4flb)

195 It's a snap to get a US birth certificate.

It took only 2 1/2 weeks for a passport renewal & new passports have been processing well.

My real ID gripping had to do with Pennsylvania and DMV clerks who were having a great time being pitas with certain divorced women.

I learned. Walk up give them the social security card, proof of residency, one or two other pieces of common ID and say absolutely nothing about divorce, especially if keeping the surname. Make life simple.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 07:44 PM (NFX2v)

196 He needs to jam it up the Senate's ass when FISA renewal comes up. They are in love with FISA. Attach it to that and make them let FISA die.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at March 10, 2026 07:44 PM (th/4a)

197 Baby footprint birth certificates are not acceptable form of id.

But babies are issued social security numbers within weeks of birth.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 07:46 PM (NFX2v)

198 Here: To obtain a REAL ID-compliant driver's license or identification card, you must apply in person at your state's DMV/licensing agency and provide original documents proving your identity, lawful status, social security number, and two proofs of residency. A star in the top right corner indicates compliance.

It's not hard.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 07:50 PM (NFX2v)

199 There is an online rumor that mojtabe has been on a ventilator, looks like a Darth Maul after Obi Wan sliced him in half, and has no idea that mommy, daddy, wife, etc are gone and has no clue that he had a major promotion!
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 07:23 PM (GD0B3)

coming soon : the Mojtabe Auto Pen.
Is there ANYthing The Auto Pen cannot do?

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 10, 2026 07:51 PM (FCPbW)

200 183 People are squawking that Real ID DLs aren't enough (they don't prove citizenship) and that a lot of people don't have their birth certificates and/or have a passport.

Texas accepts RealID DLs as enough proof. I bet all states that want the SAVE act accept it as well.
Posted by: DanMan at March 10, 2026 07:25 PM (8uzBS)
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That's what I thought but I think people are getting freaked out over the passport and BC language....and don't realize it's a state by state call as you said re accepting the REAL IDs. Thanks.

Posted by: beckster at March 10, 2026 07:59 PM (I7J98)

201 DAMMIT..

Warn me before I scroll down and see katie couric's mug up close and personal like that..

BTW, she knew Matt Lauer was sexually assaulting Today show staffers and she said nothing

Posted by: Blanco at March 10, 2026 09:07 PM (MHpW9)

Biden's Autopen Autocrats Spent Millions of Taxpayer Dollars to "Queer" Maps, to Make Maps More Gay

They wanted to "queer map-making."

They also spent money on other gay shit of various natures.


A bizarre exchange on Capitol Hill last week put the spotlight back on how taxpayer dollars were spent under the Biden administration after a State Department official struggled to explain grants tied to diversity programs abroad -- including one she described as an effort to make certain maps "more gay."

The moment unfolded during a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing where Rep. Brian Mast pressed State Department Undersecretary for Public Diplomacy Sarah Rogers about several taxpayer-funded initiatives tied to DEI programs during the administration of Joe Biden.

"Can you tell me what is queering the map?" Mast asked, referring to a grant referenced in the State Department's public diplomacy spending.

"So I think we were trying to make the maps more gay," Rogers replied.

Mast immediately pushed back. "Literally? How do you make a map more gay? Or gay at all?" he asked.

Rogers conceded she couldn't explain it.

"I don't know," she said. "Since the age of cartography, we've had pretty good maps, but maybe they weren't gay enough."

She suggested the wording may have come from academic language around critical theory, noting that "sometimes people use 'queer' as a verb." Rogers added that the project may have involved maps related to Czechia and Slovakia, though she acknowledged she was unsure of the details.

"So maybe those countries asked for it," she said. "I doubt it, but I don't know."

The exchange drew visible disbelief from Mast.

The Florida Republican then began listing several other projects funded through similar grants, describing a series of diversity and inclusion initiatives sponsored by the State Department around the world.

Among them were programs focused on "non-binary and transfrancophones" and research into "linguistic attitudes and ideologies toward inclusive French" in Montreal, Canada.

Related: California professor (of course) rejects the words "gay" and "lesbian," as they "harm" trans people.


A California professor laid out an argument for tossing out sexual identifiers, as terms like gay and lesbian 'harms trans people,' they claimed.

Brandon Andrew Robinson, an associate professor at the University of California, spoke on the matter with the university while promoting their book, 'Trans Pleasure: On Gender Liberation and Sexual Freedom.'

Robinson, who uses they/them pronouns, argued that 'identities limit us' and the ongoing creation of unlimited new identities demonstrates how such labels 'fail to capture the full complexities of gender, sexualities and desire.'

They particularly noted hyper-specific identities, such as gynosexual, sapiosexual, asexual or pansexual.

'It's a several-fold argument,' Robinson told UC Riverside. 'First, I want people to question why we privilege gender and genitals above all other attributes - like height or race - when we conceptualize our sexual identity.'

They continued on to argue that the term 'gay,' referring to a man being attracted to a man, 'assumes a man is a stable, inherent category.'

'When history shows the definition of manhood is constantly changing,' they said.

'Gender essentialism [the belief that men and women possess inherent, fixed traits determined by biology that define their identity and gender roles] also harms trans people, who often complicate those binary boundaries.'

...

Robinson argued that, without such labels and identifiers, society would be able to reconstruct on a more biological outlook of humanity instead of focusing on the current defined gender roles and how they affect a persons sexuality.

'It allows us to explore our desires beyond labels that often confine and constrain us. And it allows us to explore our desires beyond shame that often comes with many labels as well,' Robinson said.

Robinson's book was created through research they conducted on Reddit and through around 48 Zoom interviews with transgender women or trans people who identify with a feminine gender expression.

'I wanted to see how people were talking about their desires for trans people, and how trans people were talking about their own desires around dating,' Robinson said.

'In less than 12 hours, I got over 100 responses. I think many trans women were enthusiastic about joining because they had never been asked about this part of their lives before.'

...

They previously authored 'Coming Out To the Streets' and co-authored 'Race and Sexuality.'

shut the fuck up, stupid


That is my comment. That is what this earns.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:23 PM




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Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 05:24 PM (WONhk)

2 Mast immediately pushed back. "Literally? How do you make a map more gay? Or gay at all?" he asked.

Rogers conceded she couldn't explain it.


I admit I am baffled by it as well. Generally I can decode leftist academic nonsense but this one just feels like it was money thrown to someone under a nonsense title.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:25 PM (PYyV9)

3 If "identities limit us", then how dare you identify as trans, h8er!

Posted by: RandomDave at March 10, 2026 05:25 PM (aJQbY)

4 All Gay All Day!

Posted by: The Great Poof at March 10, 2026 05:25 PM (oftw2)

5 Cellular DNA transcends verbal identification. It's science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (u82oZ)

6 ""So I think we were trying to make the maps more gay," Rogers replied."


Think about this statement, in this persons brain what he said makes 100% perfect sense to him and the people around him.


That is what we are fighting. They are more fanatic in their beliefs than any brainwashed natsi from germany in the 1940s.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (0N4FZ)

7 Them Greek Homos had good maps.

Posted by: Al Sharptone at March 10, 2026 05:27 PM (oftw2)

8 shut the fuck up, stupid

That is my comment. That is what this earns.
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This should be engraved on a sign and hung above the "professors" office chair.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 05:27 PM (Gqz3L)

9 Personnel is policy, hire gay ass people you get gay ass shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

10 So instead of passing the SAVE Act, we get these tabloid rage stoking actions by the House.

Without the SAVE Act, the Left will count ballots from illegals, the grave, and the copier machine and Queering Maps will be with us until the cuntry finally collapses into total ruin.

Priorities. (sigh)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (NzX/y)

11 Mast immediately pushed back. "Literally? How do you make a map more gay? Or gay at all?" he asked.


CANADA!
EVERYWHERE!!!

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (Sco7b)

12 A redhead left-handed Lithuanian lesbian measuring 1 millimole of potassium t-butoxide should have the same amount as that measured by Bubba from Alabama.

Reality does not play gender games.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 05:29 PM (u82oZ)

13 I'm sure that money can be traced down to who spent it and what for.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 10, 2026 05:29 PM (Vh9CX)

14
Super Mario Kart had Rainbow Road.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 05:29 PM (IifOV)

15 Jeb!!!!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 05:30 PM (xcxpd)

16 Only two kinds of people in Slovakia, queers and steers , and you don't look like a steer. Wait , are their steers in Slovakia?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 05:30 PM (qBBPl)

17 MAGA_Ken

Judges are on the side of the barbarians. Plus, we have no Brute Squad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 05:30 PM (u82oZ)

18
Drilling Glory Holes in all the public restroom stalls along I-5 was publicly funded?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 05:30 PM (IifOV)

19 Smell the Glove

Yes. A breeding population exists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (u82oZ)

20 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (0N4FZ)

I got the impression that the person testifying was using the institutional "we", as she had a lot of "maybe" and "I'm not sure" type answers. To me it sounded like she was the replacement for whoever Biden had in the position and is trying to figure out all the shenanigans that were going on.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (lFFaq)

21 And here I was told homosexuals were born that way. /sarc

How do you "queer" anyone or anything except by feloniously molesting them at a young age?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (I40wl)

22
That is what we are fighting. They are more fanatic in their beliefs than any brainwashed natsi from germany in the 1940s.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (0N4FZ)

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I often liken the "pride" flag to the Nazi flag im Germany in 1930s. They serve the exact same purpose.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (Vh9CX)

23 18
Drilling Glory Holes in all the public restroom stalls along I-5 was publicly funded?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 05:30 PM (IifOV)

Sushi Glory Holes or the original variety?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (xcxpd)

24 If only the congressman would have said "that's so gay"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (n5tGW)

25 Among them were programs focused on "non-binary and transfrancophones" and research into "linguistic attitudes and ideologies toward inclusive French" in Montreal, Canada.

Perhaps they were addressing the "I fart in your general direction" paradigm?

Also, I HATE when people start a sentence with "so....".

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (Riz8t)

26 Should behave ready vid of the Chinese guy saying "gaaayy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 05:32 PM (qBBPl)

27 They want queer map making. MAP is the acronym for "minor attracted person" the LGBTQCIAGRU+ euphemism for child molesters. Coincidence?

Posted by: So much for orienteering at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (TbWk/)

28 Basically with the Dims in charge they are Satan's puppets.

I was just yelling two posts below about it.

Ok, not yelling, but disgusted, and I hope they wake up vs being woked down to hell before it's too late for some.

It's ALL Satan's plan. All of it. Started with sodomy acceptance, then the acceptance of pedophilia...or the attempt. Abortion.

The trans movement is their last insult to God.

Their attempt to change the sex of a human. Because either the Munchausen's mother needs attention or she did not get the "right" sex she wanted. Teachers, politicians, doctors and shrinks involved for $$$, not the love of the child. Surgeries lead to suicide, which they probably worship in their own way. Evil. Pure evil.

Reveal it to all you know.

Abortion initially came to being to "control populations" with eugenics...more evil not from God.

God loves us so much He sent his only Son to be under the heart of Mary for 9 months...and babies are not to be discarded like an old kleenex.

Kleenex are on my mind because I have gone through about 2 boxes this past weekend.

They are "playing God." They want God to not exist so they can.

I have news for them, it's not going to happen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (WONhk)

29 tcn in AK

Hmmm. Can genetic engineering eliminate the flawed developmental expression that leads to gays? No one can get funded with that research.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (u82oZ)

30 How do you make a map more gay?

Iterate over it with Lisp.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (UCZgy)

31 'They' is plural.

'It' is singular.

It should use 'it'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (QGaXH)

32 I got the impression that the person testifying was using the institutional "we", as she had a lot of "maybe" and "I'm not sure" type answers. To me it sounded like she was the replacement for whoever Biden had in the position and is trying to figure out all the shenanigans that were going on.

Meanwhile,she's thinking "Who were these clowns and are they retarded?".

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 05:34 PM (Riz8t)

33 So being a man isn't a stable inherent category?

Some ideas are so gay and retarded only an academic will espouse them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 05:34 PM (RjXn6)

34 The point of all this is to funnel money to a select group of people.

You pretend making a map gay is a real thing it is reasonable to spend money on and get your clients to then do that thing. But the important part is you pay them and they in turn give you a kickback.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 05:34 PM (sKqQm)

35 How do you make a map more gay?


I suppose you start by amplifying Florida, America's wang.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 05:34 PM (Riz8t)

36 HELLO FRISCO!!!

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 10, 2026 05:34 PM (jZ3ZM)

37 >>> Biden's Autopen Autocrats Spent Millions of Taxpayer Dollars to "Queer" Maps, to Make Maps More Gay.

=====

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ace. Gay, Garrett, I've heard it both ways.

But when are your going to address March 15th?

https://youtube.com/shorts/P9KE0gLNe7o?si=yXlGQwxJvvuYwq_g



Posted by: Turn 2 at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (CyFyf)

38 I support this because Jesus would have done exactly the same thing. The Bible says so!

Posted by: James Talarico at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (eOFY+)

39 How many cardinal points on a gay map?

5 6 7 8!!!!

Posted by: And jazz hands! at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (TbWk/)

40 So now bestiality just means "queering the dogs and horses."

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (I40wl)

41 Among all the information I want glean from maps, how gay it is is way down below the bottom of that list.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (ESVrU)

42 More proof that everything is gay, fake, and lame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (kgE5c)

43 Linguistics lesson:

Queer = Odd

(carry on)

Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (dIske)

44 Rogers conceded she couldn't explain it.

But by all means, let's throw millions of taxpayers' dollars at it while going trillions further into debt.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 05:36 PM (Fs0KI)

45 Why the hell was there such an obsession with all this gay shit?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 10, 2026 05:36 PM (+48wn)

46 Oh I would have had a lot more fun with that line of questioning. One of a million reasons why I won't ever be a congressman.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 05:36 PM (n5tGW)

47 Research he conducted on Reddit.

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

48 Looting the Republic

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Among all the information I want glean from maps, how gay it is is way down below the bottom of that list.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM


When it comes to neighborhoods/towns I might want to avoid, it could come in handy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (kgE5c)

50 Not all maps are gay but a lot are...

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (YwEeS)

51 I thought the rule was that they didn't frighten the horses.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (gKWVE)

52 I took that to mean that they (the State Department) were promoting gay "friendly" policies in other countries that had wisely rejected the gay agenda, not literally making the map gay, whatever that could even mean.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (XMwZJ)

53 FIRST

Hershey Highway comment

Posted by: kactus at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (twS2i)

54 38 I support this because Jesus would have done exactly the same thing. The Bible says so!
Posted by: James Talarico at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (eOFY+)

I couldn't agree more! You are the only Christian politician acting like a real Christian, my fellow Christian! And your jizz tastes even better after it drips out of my wife!

Posted by: David French at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/)

55 46 Oh I would have had a lot more fun with that line of questioning. One of a million reasons why I won't ever be a congressman.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 05:36 PM (n5tGW)

I may not have been born a smartass, but I was certainly raised to be one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 05:38 PM (I40wl)

56 Map of nice destinations are increasingly gay. Fire Island and Provinceton have been for 60 years, but Asbury Park, NJ, Lewes and Rehoboth Beach, DE and Salem MA are gay Meccas also. They do spend $$ and fix up old homes and such, but who wants the Ramrod Lounge in their face?

Posted by: The Great Poofter at March 10, 2026 05:38 PM (oftw2)

57 My goodness. Who pays for this nonsense again? There is no decency and decorum in these people or their vocabulary.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 05:38 PM (M9gjJ)

58
54,

Very disgusting

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 05:39 PM (3ek7K)

59 Out: Queering the normies

In: Queering the maps.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 05:39 PM (XV/Pl)

60 They previously authored 'Coming Out To the Streets'

Have they heard from Jagger's and Bowie's lawyers yet?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 05:39 PM (gKWVE)

61 I'm not at all sure the "bible" that these assclowns are reading is the same one I have been reading. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 05:40 PM (I40wl)

62 Contact the Mossad, obtain the secret files on the repubs and blackmail them. American political virtue is dead. Polite asking won't work.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 05:40 PM (ehY6c)

63 I'll never understand how people can base their entire life experience on who or how or what they fuck.

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 05:40 PM (ZxPkt)

64 60 They previously authored 'Coming Out To the Streets'

Have they heard from Jagger's and Bowie's lawyers yet?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 05:39 PM (gKWVE)

How about Martha and the Vandellas?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 05:40 PM (I40wl)

65 We are suffering from a nationwide shortage of men getting their asses beat for being stupid.

It's that simple.

40 years ago if a dude said out loud "saying gay and lesbian hurts trannies" someone would go upside his head.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 05:41 PM (5aZAZ)

66
When it comes to neighborhoods/towns I might want to avoid, it could come in handy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (kgE5c)

++++

I hadn't thought of that. I know that there are some notorious queer pick-up places for casual sex at several rest stops. What if you don't know? It would be great to have that info.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 05:41 PM (BEnkm)

67 Why the hell was there such an obsession with all this gay shit?
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The obsession is with the grifting. The gay just wrapped it in a cause that at the time sounded semi-plausible IF one went out of one's way to ignore any sense of fiscal responsibility.

Posted by: Crusader at March 10, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g+)

68 …whatever that could even mean.

Getting serious for a moment (or as serious as possible with a topic this ridiculous), I’m pretty sure that the administrator has no idea what queering even means in this sort of context.

Very likely what they were doing was trying to alter the map to highlight countries most representative of intersectionality. That is, come up with “better” map representations that make the United States and, to a lesser extent, Europe, smaller and South America, Africa, and wherever their servants come from, larger.

There are a lot of ways of representing a spherical surface such as the Earth on a flat display such as paper. There are thus many opportunities for sticking it to the man in passive-aggressive ways by mucking with maps.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (UCZgy)

69 To be fair, maps, as they have been historically, are pretty dull and boring. Spending money to give them sparkles and increase their fabulousity can only increase their heretofore mediocrity.

Posted by: Atomic Dog Boy at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

70 hadn't thought of that. I know that there are some notorious queer pick-up places for casual sex at several rest stops. What if you don't know? It would be great to have that info.
Posted by: washrivergal at March

Dean pelton had them all marked and ranked in an episode of community.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

71 Can't say I understand the point the guy's trying to make about using terms like lesbian and gay, but I suspect it's yet another attempt to get lesbians to date Franken-femmes and I have bad news for him. It isn't going to happen.

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (sLLbN)

72 who wants the Ramrod Lounge in their face?
Posted by: The Great Poofter at March 10, 2026 05:38 PM (oftw2)
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*Raises hand*

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (5aZAZ)

73 A court in Texas has just blocked online sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before but, why are girls doing this?

https://tinyurl.com/5n7jaab5!

Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (nvKZ7)

74 Faggotry. Faggotry as far as the eye can see.

Beyond the Faggotry is more Faggotry. Know ye what lies beneath Faggotry? More Faggotry.

Peel the Faggotry onion and find only another layer of Faggotry.

When you are fatigue of Faggotry there is yet more Faggotry; swimming in the putrescine sludge of vomit, piss and feces in the dream of Incestuous Homosexual Necrophilic Sodomy whilst Auto-Fellating.

Posted by: Buzz Light in the Loafers Year at March 10, 2026 05:43 PM (47/pr)

75 Transes coming for the gays and lesbians now, just like in England they came for the TERFs.

Get your popcorn.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

76 From now on we will refer to the following:

Gulp of America
Organ (not Oregon)
Kensucky
Penisveinyah!
Californication (obviously)
Indiassa

(carry on)

Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2026 05:43 PM (dIske)

77 "Why the hell was there such an obsession with all this gay shit?"

yeah, hard to say. Maybe it is more about Being Evil, than being gay or trans, or pro-family or anti-family. Good Christian versus Hate-Christian, and "liberty for all" versus "Obey Us Or Die".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 05:43 PM (vbXSk)

78 … why are girls doing this?

All children are desperate for acceptance. It’s in our biology. Girls appear to be even more susceptible, which is not to discount the susceptibility of boys, especially odds.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM (UCZgy)

79 73 Well tinyurl failed but it is on fox4news.com from Dallas Texas.

Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM (nvKZ7)

80
Mast immediately pushed back. "Literally? How do you make a map more gay? Or gay at all?" he asked.



Easy. Print them all in French.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)

81 who wants the Ramrod Lounge in their face?
Posted by: The Great Poofter at March 10, 2026 05:38 PM (oftw2)
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*Raises hand*
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM


Ha! Gaaaaaaay!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM (kgE5c)

82 A grapevine has been planted outside of the Father; but, being unsound, it will be pulled up by its roots and destroyed.

Posted by: Thomas 40 at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM (gKWVE)

83 Get your popcorn.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)
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Some academic somewhere probably has a million dollar grant to gay that up, too.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM (ESVrU)

84 Mast immediately pushed back. "Literally? How do you make a map more gay? Or gay at all?" he asked.



Easy. Print them all in French.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM


Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:44 PM (kgE5c)

85 I cant imagine they is a whole gay map industry competeing for grants. In fact there is probably only one gay map maker who alos happens to be Bidens cousin and his brother is on the board and four if his neices have no show jobs as executive assistants. If you are picking up what I am laying down.

Posted by: Grifter bullshit at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (EnKFk)

86 >>Why the hell was there such an obsession with all this gay shit?

Destruction of western civilization. The single most important goal of the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)

87 Rogers conceded she couldn't explain it.

"I don't know," she said. "Since the age of cartography, we've had pretty good maps, but maybe they weren't gay enough."


The article I read yesterday explained that they were going to get individual gay/lesbian/queer stories from individuals in Czechia and Slovakia and then 'pin' those stories to the locations they happened on a digital map or something.

Useless ass, feel-good, make-work for the State Department's LGBTQ contingent, I'm guessing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

88 Beyond the Faggotry is more Faggotry. Know ye what lies beneath Faggotry? More Faggotry.

Peel the Faggotry onion and find only another layer of Faggotry.

When you are fatigue of Faggotry there is yet more Faggotry; swimming in the putrescine sludge of vomit, piss and feces in the dream of Incestuous Homosexual Necrophilic Sodomy whilst Auto-Fellating.

Posted by: Buzz Light in the Loafers Year
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Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: David Byrne at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

89 We are suffering from a nationwide shortage of men getting their asses beat for being stupid.

I know I would have benefitted from one as a youth.

A court in Texas has just blocked online sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before but, why are girls doing this?

That girl in Just One of the Guy really could have used one

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (PYyV9)

90 " I'll never understand how people can base their entire life experience on who or how or what they fuck.
Posted by: Don Black "

I do. I met a nice girl. My life began when I met her. She loved me so much. We fucked and fucked and fucked. No abortions. Then got married and had a wonderful life together. Yes, it was sin. But, you know, God forgives us that one easily because He knows He made it so pleasurable.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (qFwJc)

91 Why the hell was there such an obsession with all this gay shit?
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The obsession is with the grifting. The gay just wrapped it in a cause that at the time sounded semi-plausible IF one went out of one's way to ignore any sense of fiscal responsibility.


I've said it before; the left doesn't have considered positions, it has emotions, and there is no reality-based stopping point to emotions, particularly when any attempt to tap the brakes is met with hysterical condemnation.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (Riz8t)

92 Very likely what they were doing was trying to alter the map to highlight countries most representative of intersectionality. That is, come up with “better” map representations that make the United States and, to a lesser extent, Europe, smaller and South America, Africa, and wherever their servants come from, larger.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (UCZgy)

That is virtually certain NOT what they meant or what they would have done. What they did do was waste a lot of tax payer money.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:45 PM (8avO+)

93 https://tinyurl.com/5n7jaab5

I'll see if this works.

Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 05:46 PM (nvKZ7)

94 From now on we will refer to the following:

Gulp of America
Organ (not Oregon)
Kensucky
Penisveinyah!
Californication (obviously)
Indiassa

(carry on)
Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2026 05:43 PM


Dude, we're right here.

- Assachusetts

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:46 PM (kgE5c)

95 73 A court in Texas has just blocked online sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before but, why are girls doing this?

https://tinyurl.com/5n7jaab5!
Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (nvKZ7)

It's part of the tranny starter kit to exploit the common anxiety and discomfort of pubescent girls as their breasts grow.

Posted by: We've gone from save the tatas to crush the tatas at March 10, 2026 05:46 PM (TbWk/)

96 So we will soon be seeing the Trans McNally Road Atlas.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 05:46 PM (CNl8/)

97 what is "the french mistake"?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 05:47 PM (jrgJz)

98 So we will soon be seeing the Trans McNally Road Atlas.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 05:46 PM


Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Trans Siberian Railroad at March 10, 2026 05:47 PM (kgE5c)

99 what is "the french mistake"?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 05:47 PM


Him thinking we give a f@#k about his thoughts?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:48 PM (kgE5c)

100 I get it! The Trans Alaska Pipeline!

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 05:48 PM (jrgJz)

101 So we will soon be seeing the Trans McNally Road Atlas.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 05:46 PM

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Trans Siberian Railroad
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We're really gay too!

Posted by: Trans Siberian Orchestra at March 10, 2026 05:48 PM (TN0g+)

102 97 what is "the french mistake"?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 05:47 PM (jrgJz)

The Louisianna Purchase?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)

103 Its hard to overstate how oversexualized the elites and the left are today. Its pretty much their entire life, having sex and trying "new things." If you get that centered, a lot of the decisions they make become more clear.

As an illustration, Paulina Porizkova supermodel extraordinaire of the 80s and 90s recently complained that when she goes to parties now, she's "invisible" as in guys aren't getting into fist fights for who gets to hit on her and share a bed. She's aging, and not as hawt any more (still looks great).

All those face lifts and ozempic and the rest? Its about looking young enough to keep getting sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:49 PM (PYyV9)

104 ‘Queering’ the map meant funneling money to faggots and dykes for fake work vaguely related to maps. Just another grifting operation to keep certain Democrap constituencies fat and happy.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 10, 2026 05:49 PM (m/YDg)

105 Kansas City faggots jumping around are best faggots.

Posted by: Taggart at March 10, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

106 argued that 'identities limit us'

Remember that I've been saying this is more than transgenderism, it's transhumanism. Here you get a hint of it. This is the idea that human minds (mistakenly called "Reason" by Progs) can overcome Nature (and Nature's God) and evolve into whatever they want. And there are no boxes that fit.

This has been a theme in science fiction for a long time - evolving into a supreme being or a non-corporeal entity. It has roots in an Eastern religion or two. And it is a real thing for these folks. The self-identity movement is the first part of the push.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 05:49 PM (i6QVa)

107 sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before

Mittens had women in binders!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 05:50 PM (Kt19C)

108
A California professor laid out an argument for tossing out sexual identifiers, as terms like gay and lesbian 'harms trans people,' they claimed.
Brandon Andrew Robinson, an associate professor at the University of California, spoke on the matter with the university while promoting their book, 'Trans Pleasure: On Gender Liberation and Sexual Freedom.'

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He's being paid to do this. As if it's a real job.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 05:50 PM (VWtfl)

109 Live your life the way you want to live. Don't push your shit on me. I will fucking break you as sure as the sun rises.

Gay cartographers. Ha!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 05:51 PM (M9gjJ)

110 what is "the french mistake"?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 05:47 PM (jrgJz)

Building first class wooden ships for their Navy so the English would be able to incorporate them into the British Navy after they captured them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:51 PM (8avO+)

111
Just wait until they get to gaying the Globes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 05:52 PM (IifOV)

112 I traveled the Hershey Highway to Hershey, PA. Perhaps one of the most depressing places in the US.

And I've been to Utica, NY too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 10, 2026 05:52 PM (wBaIH)

113 The purpose is to send these people money in order that a good portion gets routed back to the party.

It is that simple.

Posted by: Walsingham at March 10, 2026 05:52 PM (YhKhO)

114 All those face lifts and ozempic and the rest? Its about looking young enough to keep getting sex.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:49 PM (PYyV9)

Ozempic doesn't make you look young. It makes you look like you are melting like a candle in a blast furnace.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)

115 The problem is obvious. We need Biden to explain how to make maps queer. And why we need queer maps. He's the genius. His minions could never keep up with him intellectually or understand his brilliance. Call Biden to testify so he can sort this out.

Posted by: Dave at March 10, 2026 05:53 PM (sbsMc)

116 Gay maps?

I seem to remember Mayor Buttplug spending time talking about our racist roads.

The left is exhausting.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 10, 2026 05:53 PM (cxFcK)

117 what is "the french mistake"?

I don't know but it seems to involve sticking out your Tush and lots of queer dancers

https://youtu.be/JMK6lzmSk2o

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:53 PM (PYyV9)

118 And I've been to Utica, NY too.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

This explains a lot about Utica. I also suspect you’ve been to Ithaca.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 05:53 PM (UCZgy)

119 I traveled the Hershey Highway to Hershey, PA. Perhaps one of the most depressing places in the US.

And I've been to Utica, NY too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 10, 2026 05:52 PM


*remembers Utica*

Cruel. Accurate, but cruel.
Co

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 05:53 PM (kgE5c)

120 Paulina Porizkova married Ric Ocasek when she was 24 and he was 45. Then when she got old she started complaining about older men paying attention to younger women instead of her.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 05:53 PM (CNl8/)

121 65 We are suffering from a nationwide shortage of men getting their asses beat for being stupid.

It's that simple.

40 years ago if a dude said out loud "saying gay and lesbian hurts trannies" someone would go upside his head.
Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 05:41 PM

This. I think we need to bring back bullying.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 05:54 PM (AJgvw)

122 You know of all these different sweet stories of "the proposal?"

Mine would be X rated. Yeah, I proposed while we were making love.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 05:54 PM (qFwJc)

123 Ozempic doesn't make you look young. It makes you look like you are melting like a candle in a blast furnace.

Well from their perspective, anything that avoids wrinkles, no matter how hideous, is good and young-looking

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:55 PM (PYyV9)

124 Call Biden to testify so he can sort this out.
Posted by: Dave


bring me the head of the preacher man

Posted by: Siouxsie (and Robert Smith) at March 10, 2026 05:55 PM (gKWVE)

125 Then when she got old she started complaining about older men paying attention to younger women instead of her.

Age brings wisdom. No one said it brings circumspection.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 05:55 PM (UCZgy)

126
I wonder if the fudgepacking map project had any field work. Some junket featuring homo vacation glee, excited shrieks, and lots of fruity cocktails.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 05:55 PM (VWtfl)

127 Paulina Porizkova married Ric Ocasek when she was 24 and he was 45. Then when she got old she started complaining about older men paying attention to younger women instead of her.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 05:53 PM (CNl8/)

This is, when made general, one of the newest issues in the dating circuit. Women who have put aside marriage and kids and getting a relationship with a man for careers waking up at 32 one day when the ovarian alarm clock goes off and need a companion, husband, and baby in the next 3 to 5 weeks. And the guys that age are either not interested or interested in younger women.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

128 WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (W2Pud)

129 Then when she got old she started complaining about older men paying attention to younger women instead of her.

Her solution to this dilemma? Society should change to that guys think she's hot again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (PYyV9)

130 It's ALL Satan's plan. All of it. Started with sodomy acceptance, then the acceptance of pedophilia...or the attempt. Abortion.

The trans movement is their last insult to God.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (WONhk)

All of Progressivism is throwing out God so they can be their own god. Hedonism (of which abortion is a part - no undesired consequences from acts that pleasure you) and transhumanism (demonstrating power over Nature and, therefore, Nature's God) are the two pillars. They desire no limits, and God, as Creator, imposes limits. It's the Tower of Babel all over again, but without the funny talk.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (i6QVa)

131 Remind me: is Gay Pride Month not a thing this year?

I seem to remember it being officially unrecognized as of last year.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2026 05:58 PM (TezPK)

132 The ‘French mistake”? France.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 10, 2026 05:58 PM (m/YDg)

133 Been going on since the Stone Age. We were all having a gay old time in Bedrock, too.

Posted by: Mr. Slate at March 10, 2026 05:58 PM (oftw2)

134 Ozempic doesn't make you look young. It makes you look like you are melting like a candle in a blast furnace.

Well from their perspective, anything that avoids wrinkles, no matter how hideous, is good and young-looking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:55 PM (PYyV9)

it doesn't avoid wrinkles. It just makes them form over your skull and skeleton.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)

135 'They' is plural.

'It' is singular.

It should use 'it'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (QGaXH)

I've always insisted on "she/he/it."
Say it slow, like a Texan, out loud, and you'll hear why. (Elide the first 'e', so it's more of a sh-heeeee-it.)

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 05:59 PM (i6QVa)

136 40 years ago if a dude said out loud "saying gay and lesbian hurts trannies" someone would go upside his head.
Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 05:41 PM

This. I think we need to bring back bullying.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 05:54 PM (AJgvw)

2028 Olympic Games
I wonder which countries will win the 'Smear the Queer' event.

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)

137 WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (W2Pud)

that would help with the Ozempic Freaks.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+)

138 128 WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (W2Pud)

You need a mask for that? lol

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (I40wl)

139 I wonder if the fudgepacking map project had any field work. Some junket featuring homo vacation glee, excited shrieks, and lots of fruity cocktails.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Go on.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (TezPK)

140 We might.

Posted by: Eyes Wide Shut at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (gKWVE)

141 107 sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before

Mittens had women in binders!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 05:50 PM (Kt19C)

+++++

I must say, though, that during the 1920's women bobbed their hair, wore chest binders to make them look flat in their sack dresses. I think that caused quite an outrage at the time.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (BEnkm)

142 How does one hold a queer map?. My experience has been that lesbians can't follow navigation directions which leads me to wonder if this is what makes a queer map: Are queer maps done in such a way that lesbians can tell where north is?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (BnDlA)

143 What the fuck is going on here? I mean, I love the Blazing Saddles references, but what in the Wide Wide World of Sports is goin' on here???

Posted by: Denny Crane - Queer Maps? More Like... um... deer faps? Sorry, Got Distracted at March 10, 2026 06:01 PM (dmDsy)

144 I could make any map more gay for like $20, easy. Just start with some sassy colors and glitter.

Posted by: Max Power at March 10, 2026 06:01 PM (Hucnr)

145 https://youtube.com/shorts/P9KE0gLNe7o?si=yXlGQwxJvvuYwq_g



Posted by: Turn 2 at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (CyFyf)

Summer Glau has aged.
Not terribly.

I just confused her for Zoe Saldana for a second.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2026 06:01 PM (6ydKt)

146 what is "the french mistake"?

Allowing the immigrants in.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 06:01 PM (qFwJc)

147 FIFA World Cup game, Iran v Egypt will be played in Seattle on June 26. It is also the Celebrate Pride Match!

there will be rainbow flags everywhere.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (W2Pud)

148 Querying. That's a new one

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (ZRzmB)

149 Among all the information I want glean from maps, how gay it is is way down below the bottom of that list.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (ESVrU)

Unless you're trying to avoid the Pride Parade.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (i6QVa)

150 40 So now bestiality just means "queering the dogs and horses."
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 05:35 PM (I40wl)
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It's all they have left (I think).

In 2014 I read a book due to our church's implosion over the Presbytery (Presbyterian USA) saying it was ok for gheys in the pulpit..not. An orthopedic surgeon friend of ours loaned the book.

I can't remember the name of the book. The author was gay but was celibate after he became a Christian. In the book it said plainly that pedophila would follow the acceptance of homosexuals. We are now seeing this, or some are trying to make it ok and "normal." Grooming, that is.

Why we are seeing it in schools. Why everything is ok now.

Christians have to stand up to it, and why we left that denomination. All have issues, not simply casting stones at priests in the 90's, etc.

I say this as someone who is converting to Roman Catholic in a week. Why? Because the very large parish I am in is conservative and adheres to the Word of God, not rewritten. Not changing pronouns in hymnbooks.

I do not at all regret my upbringing as a Presbyterian (PCA) who are conservative. I simply wanted a deeper faith and found it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)

151 All of Progressivism is throwing out God so they can be their own god. Hedonism (of which abortion is a part - no undesired consequences from acts that pleasure you) and transhumanism (demonstrating power over Nature and, therefore, Nature's God) are the two pillars. They desire no limits, and God, as Creator, imposes limits. It's the Tower of Babel all over again, but without the funny talk.
Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (i6QVa)
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Hillare Belloc's The Great Heresies notes that there really isn't any new beliefs, just old ones repackaged.

The pagan gods never went away. The fallen angels are still trying to do their thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

152 142 How does one hold a queer map?. My experience has been that lesbians can't follow navigation directions which leads me to wonder if this is what makes a queer map: Are queer maps done in such a way that lesbians can tell where north is?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (BnDlA)


We're working on that.

Posted by: Subaru, Self-Driving Car Division at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (eOFY+)

153 This is such a touching story, Hundreds of people from TN ( yay, TN !)show up for funeral of Navy veteran who died without any living relatives after radio station news. Legal Insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/2e7b5a4p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 06:03 PM (8Cor4)

154 FIFA World Cup game, Iran v Egypt will be played in Seattle on June 26. It is also the Celebrate Pride Match!

there will be rainbow flags everywhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (W2Pud)

Captain of the Iran team is named Supreme Ayatollah if they win.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 06:03 PM (8avO+)

155
They've been making gay maps for a long time.

https://tinyurl.com/u8thxsyn

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 06:03 PM (BI5O2)

156 My city is giving away 250 tress to be planted in celebration of America 250 and I just found out I got one. Now I just have to figure out how to get a 12 foot red oak home. Pretty cool though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:03 PM (u73oe)

157 I say this as someone who is converting to Roman Catholic in a week.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)
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Welcome home! I am also a convert.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

158 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, I wish you the best.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 06:04 PM (gKWVE)

159 I say this as someone who is converting to Roman Catholic in a week.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)
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Welcome home! I am also a convert.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

It's the Bingo, isn't it?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (8avO+)

160 156 My city is giving away 250 tress to be planted in celebration of America 250 and I just found out I got one. Now I just have to figure out how to get a 12 foot red oak home. Pretty cool though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:03 PM (u73oe)

++++

Did you ask for it, or did they make you take it?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (BEnkm)

161 All this queering of maps is what the Left does best.

Projection.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (DsA2n)

162 Remind me: is Gay Pride Month not a thing this year?

I seem to remember it being officially unrecognized as of last year.
Posted by: Joe Mama

Don't tell the NFL and MLB.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (cxFcK)

163 who wants the Ramrod Lounge in their face?
Posted by: The Great Poofter at March 10, 2026 05:38 PM (oftw2)
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*Raises hand*
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (5aZAZ)

Well, no, not in your face, Pete....

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (i6QVa)

164 107 sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before

Mittens had women in binders!


so mittens' problem was that the world was ready for his advanced state of wokitude?

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (oY6Yp)

165 Maybe there SHOULD be queer maps, so when buying a house you could decide yay or nay.

They should have to register like sex offenders, especially of children. Not be close to schools or parks.

They are on maps and so should be gays, trans and furries. Which sort of sounds like a song by Cher.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:06 PM (WONhk)

166 Maps. Get it??

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:06 PM (vE0+H)

167 But it wasn't about keeping LGBTQwhatevers on the plantation by showing Joe was down with their struggle, right? Tell me that's right even if you have to lie.

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2026 06:06 PM (5rh/l)

168 107 sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before

Mittens had women in binders!

so mittens' problem was that the world was ready for his advanced state of wokitude?
Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (oY6Yp)

well TDS drove him mad just like the woke.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 06:06 PM (8avO+)

169 161 All this queering of maps is what the Left does best.

Projection.


mercator projection > queer projection

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 06:06 PM (oY6Yp)

170 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

These people are freakin' nuts....

On a happier note, I have been in contact with "half dozen" (our member who sings with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir), and will be meeting him and his wife for dinner while I am in SLC at the end of April. I will also be attending a practice of the MTC (and maybe getting to meet Mack Wilberg). So excited!

Thanks to Ben Had for putting us in touch with each other 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 10, 2026 06:06 PM (SRRAx)

171 How does one hold a queer map?. My experience has been that lesbians can't follow navigation directions which leads me to wonder if this is what makes a queer map: Are queer maps done in such a way that lesbians can tell where north is?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM (BnDlA)
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It's funny, because "queering" something makes making it wrong, inaccurate, incorrect, defective.

"Trueing" something is fixing it, restoring correct function.

So basically they're making maps that are messed up as homosexuality.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

172 Now I just have to figure out how to get a 12 foot red oak home. Pretty cool though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:03 PM (u73oe)


I'm seeing they grow from 80 to 100 feet tall with a 3 to 6 foot trunk diameter.

Hope you got a place to plant that giant.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (6ydKt)

173 A court in Texas has just blocked online sale of chest binders. WTF!! never heard of them before but, why are girls doing this?

https://tinyurl.com/5n7jaab5!
Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 05:42 PM (nvKZ7)

Because they have been told they suck and must be men to have power and agency. They've been sold nihilism and they adapt to that by actually trying to become men.

It's evil.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (i6QVa)

174
Old: Atlas Shrugged

New: Atlas Sashay!

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (IifOV)

175 Just pull over and ask for directions. Do it! You don't know where you're going! You are such a poopy head sometimes.

*fumbles for gay map*

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (M9gjJ)

176 166 Maps. Get it??

you could go for the maps, maps, baked beans, and maps. it hasn't got much maps in it.

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (oY6Yp)

177 Did you ask for it, or did they make you take it?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (BEnkm)

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I asked for it. Comes with a plaque that says The City of Liberty Celebrates America 250.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (u73oe)

178 Still haven't seen anything close to defining what a "queer map" is.... I read the post, and 170 comments in, I still don't know what we are talking about!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Queer Maps? More Like... um... deer faps? Sorry, Got Distracted at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (dmDsy)

179 It's the Bingo, isn't it?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (8avO+)
IYKYK.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)

180 You could make a pretty gut-busting comedy consisting of just genuine quotes from leftists. The problem is it would also be a tragedy.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:08 PM (vE0+H)

181 "So I think we were trying to make the maps more gay," Rogers replied.

If it weren't for pissing taxpayer $'s away, this would be hilarious. Almost as good as the "Why are you gay?" interview.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 06:08 PM (Dv3i1)

182
I asked for it. Comes with a plaque that says The City of Liberty Celebrates America 250.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (u73oe)

++++

Very cool. And I was just razzing you.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:09 PM (BEnkm)

183 Remember when the removed Ni66er Hills and Darkies creek?
This is like that but they are adding Dick Sucker Lane to allies and Butt Fucker Park to well known parks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 06:09 PM (gbOdA)

184 170 On a happier note, I have been in contact with "half dozen" (our member who sings with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir)

i'll have to keep an eye out for the chaps-wearing member in the next general conference.

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 06:09 PM (oY6Yp)

185 All this queering of maps is what the Left does best.

Projection.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

What type of projection? Mercator? Albert's equal area conic projection? Sinusoidal?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:09 PM (BnDlA)

186 Thanks to Ben Had for putting us in touch with each other 😊
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 10, 2026 06:06 PM (SRRAx)

Ben Had is an amazing person

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (vE0+H)

187 I'm seeing they grow from 80 to 100 feet tall with a 3 to 6 foot trunk diameter.

Hope you got a place to plant that giant.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (6ydKt)

——————

I’ll be long gone before it gets that big.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (u73oe)

188 WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 05:57 PM (W2Pud)

You need a mask for that? lol
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 06:00 PM


Apparently, but we don't kink shame here. Much.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (kgE5c)

189 Old: Atlas Shrugged

New: Atlas Sashay!
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (IifOV)

Atlas Squealed

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (vE0+H)

190 Because they have been told they suck and must be men to have power and agency. They've been sold nihilism and they adapt to that by actually trying to become men.

It's evil.
Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (i6QVa)
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It's worse than that. The pushers prey on the natural insecurity that comes with female puberty. It's less about being "male" than staying like they were and avoiding notice. They've been told the male gaze is evil and punishing, so this is one way to avoid it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)

191 I say this as someone who is converting to Roman Catholic in a week. Why? Because the very large parish I am in is conservative and adheres to the Word of God, not rewritten. Not changing pronouns in hymnbooks.

I do not at all regret my upbringing as a Presbyterian (PCA) who are conservative. I simply wanted a deeper faith and found it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)

I was born into the Catholic Church, but as someone always interested in History I always liked the depth of history and thought put into it and appreciate the reluctance to bow to every gust of wind to be popular. It put down roots to survive.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (8avO+)

192
Whenever you get depressed, disappointed, or even disgusted with yourself, it helps to think of Joe Biden and know that you aren't that bad a person.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM (Y8DZL)

193 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: Ja'mocha Shabazz Tyson-Sturdivant at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM (eOFY+)

194 It's the Bingo, isn't it?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (8avO+)

I was raised Catholic and the "festivals "we used to have were great.. Large Italian congregation. Polenta and gravy, all day BBQed chickens and vino.. Of course I was a kid so no vino for me, but the cooks for the day imbibed. Congregation now is sadly mostly Hispanic and most masses in Spanish... Have not gone back in years

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM (VE6XX)

195 Posted by: Denny Crane - Queer Maps? More Like... um... deer faps? Sorry, Got Distracted at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (dmDsy)
It's a GPS app for your phone with voice directions.
"Thh-top. Just Thh-top!"

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM (wGerL)

196
Querying. That's a new one

Just asking!

Posted by: Tuck Amok at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM (Cqx++)

197 170- that's a nice thing to look forward to, TIFW.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM (7RYym)

198 Queer Maps
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Like I've said, with the Left it's always projection

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:12 PM (vE0+H)

199 Just try that with my country.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at March 10, 2026 06:12 PM (DsA2n)

200 You could make a pretty gut-busting comedy consisting of just genuine quotes from leftists. The problem is it would also be a tragedy.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:08 PM (vE0+H)
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"Look around. Every person here represents a family tragedy."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:12 PM (ZOv7s)

201 Just wait until they get to gaying the Globes.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 05:52 PM (IifOV)

They've already done that. And the Oscars, the Grammys....

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:13 PM (i6QVa)

202 'It allows us to explore our desires beyond labels that often confine and constrain us. And it allows us to explore our desires beyond shame that often comes with many labels as well,' Robinson said.

Just a bunch of long-winded gobledeygook that I suspect is an attempt to normalize pedophilia

Posted by: weew at March 10, 2026 06:13 PM (S4IL1)

203 189 Old: Atlas Shrugged

New: Atlas Sashay!
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (IifOV)

Atlas Squealed
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (vE0+H)


Atlas is "presenting"....

Posted by: Denny Crane - It's Like a Team Call, But For Perverts! at March 10, 2026 06:13 PM (dmDsy)

204 "Look around. Every person here represents a family tragedy."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

For the Win!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:14 PM (BnDlA)

205 Lieutenant, that fire mission you just called in is inside danger close. Are you using the fag map again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:14 PM (u73oe)

206 Whenever you get depressed, disappointed, or even disgusted with yourself, it helps to think of Joe Biden and know that you aren't that bad a person.


“During these hard days and hard weeks, everybody always has it bad once in a while. You know, you have a bad time of it, and you always have a friend who says ‘Hey man, you ain’t got it that bad. Look at that guy.’ And you look at that guy, and he’s got it worse than you. And it makes you feel better that there’s somebody that’s got it worse than you

“But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody’s got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world.”

Is Biden the last guy?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2026 06:15 PM (UCZgy)

207 > Queer Maps
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Like I've said, with the Left it's always projection
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:12 PM (vE0+H)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 06:15 PM (jtM2q)

208 195 Posted by: Denny Crane - Queer Maps? More Like... um... deer faps? Sorry, Got Distracted at March 10, 2026 06:07 PM (dmDsy)
It's a GPS app for your phone with voice directions.
"Thh-top. Just Thh-top!"
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM (wGerL)


Well, now I am intrigued!

Posted by: Denny Crane - The Gay Guy That Just Bashed Denny in The Head And Stole His Identity. at March 10, 2026 06:16 PM (dmDsy)

209 Related: California professor (of course) rejects the words "gay" and "lesbian," as they "harm" trans people.
_________
Root for maximum casualties.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 06:16 PM (AlhUl)

210
205 Lieutenant, that fire mission you just called in is inside danger close. Are you using the fag map again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:14 PM

-------

We're not speaking. I have nothing to say to you.

Posted by: The Lieutenant at March 10, 2026 06:17 PM (VWtfl)

211 What type of projection? Mercator? Albert's equal area conic projection? Sinusoidal?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:09 PM (BnDlA)
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It's a GPS that uses the voice of Paul Lynde.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)

212 Whenever you get depressed, disappointed, or even disgusted with yourself, it helps to think of Joe Biden and know that you aren't that bad a person.

I instantly feel smugly superior when I think of that idiot.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:17 PM (BnDlA)

213 It's a GPS app for your phone with voice directions.
"Thh-top. Just Thh-top!"
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 10, 2026 06:11 PM


When you get into the car:

Thtop! Are you really going out dressed like that?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 06:18 PM (kgE5c)

214 Atlas Splooshed

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 10, 2026 06:18 PM (0aYVJ)

215 if every federal fraud scheme was rooted out we could cut taxes and still have a surplus to start paying down the national debt.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 06:18 PM (MIIRH)

216 205 Lieutenant, that fire mission you just called in is inside danger close. Are you using the fag map again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:14 PM (u73oe)

++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:18 PM (BEnkm)

217
Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say

By Natasha Bertrand

Updated: 5:35 PM EDT, Tue March 10, 2026

Source: CNN

Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most important energy chokepoint that carries about one-fifth of all crude oil, according to two people familiar with US intelligence reporting on the issue.

The mining is not extensive yet, with a few dozen having been laid in recent days, the sources said. But Iran still retains upward of 80% to 90% of its small boats and mine layers, one of the sources said, so its forces could feasibly lay hundreds of mines in the waterway.

Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, which now effectively controls the strait along with Iran’s traditional navy, has the capability to deploy a “gauntlet” of dispersed mine-laying craft, explosive-laden boats and shore-based missile batteries, CNN has reported.


Natasha Bertrand reporting it means the intelligence community is still trying to undermine Trump, even during a war.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

218 Magellan sailed around the world so fags could feel seen in the future.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 06:19 PM (HXT0k)

219 Whenever you get depressed, disappointed, or even disgusted with yourself, it helps to think of Joe Biden and know that you aren't that bad a person.

I instantly feel smugly superior when I think of that idiot.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:17 PM (BnDlA)

Low bar. Aim higher.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2026 06:19 PM (2szVb)

220 >>>"Look around. Every person here represents a family tragedy."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Tragedy? And family? Luxury! We had hopelessness and dogs in the kennel.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 06:19 PM (M9gjJ)

221 The ghost of Mary Shelly?

Did they ever read the book?


The ghost of Mary Shelly possesses a hooker at the beginning to explain that she was kept from telling the true tory she meant to by the patriarchy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:19 PM (PYyV9)

222 usgs 7.5" quadrangles FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 06:19 PM (MIIRH)

223 Hillare Belloc's The Great Heresies notes that there really isn't any new beliefs, just old ones repackaged.

The pagan gods never went away. The fallen angels are still trying to do their thing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

And making yourself into God is literally the oldest Sin in the book, right there at the Tree in the Garden. "You'll be like God."

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:19 PM (i6QVa)

224 218 Magellan sailed around the world so fags could feel seen in the future.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 06:19 PM (HXT0k)

++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 06:20 PM (BEnkm)

225 Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most important energy chokepoint that carries about one-fifth of all crude oil, according to two people familiar with US intelligence reporting on the issue.


And we and Israel didn't notice ? Why do I question this ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:20 PM (VE6XX)

226 205 Lieutenant, that fire mission you just called in is inside danger close. Are you using the fag map again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:14 PM


Oooo I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a tetradactyl..

Posted by: Johnny at March 10, 2026 06:21 PM (dmDsy)

227 Is there anything at all positive Joe Biden and his autopen did for America?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 06:21 PM (7RYym)

228 52 I took that to mean that they (the State Department) were promoting gay "friendly" policies in other countries that had wisely rejected the gay agenda, not literally making the map gay, whatever that could even mean.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 10, 2026 05:37 PM (XMwZJ)


I took it the opposite way, literally making the map queer, in the Queer Theory sense of deconstructing it and making it less useful. So, that would mean disrupting conventions to mess with people's heads, as an absolute priority -- the real point of anything, for commies, to ease the way for the Revolution by destroying the prior order that would resist it.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 06:21 PM (Sy6m/)

229 And we and Israel didn't notice ? Why do I question this ?

Possibly because they don't have a navy to lay mines with any more?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 06:21 PM (PYyV9)

230 And we and Israel didn't notice ? Why do I question this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:20 PM


Because it's most likely complete BS. I mean, CNN...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 06:21 PM (kgE5c)

231 Next you'll be telling me they flew Gay Flags at US Embassies around the world.

Wait, what?

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (gtDRl)

232 And we and Israel didn't notice ? Why do I question this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:20 PM (VE6XX)

—————

Forget it Donna, it’s CNNTown.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (u73oe)

233 Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say
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"Sources say" now means "according to imaginary people."

How many times do these people lie, get caught lying, and then lie some more and expect us to pretend that they are not lying?

CNN can't go broke fast enough.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

234 Are quuet maps defined by having labels, written in such a way, that when sounded out force you to lisp?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (BnDlA)

235 NOOD fake and ghey news

Posted by: More than usual at March 10, 2026 06:22 PM (TbWk/)

236 And we and Israel didn't notice ? Why do I question this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 06:20 PM (VE6XX)
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Yeah, the whole "They're going to do it in rowboats under cover of darkness" thing is like a WW II vintage war movie.

There are low-light vision devices now, been around for decades. But let's pretend we've never heard of this technology.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

237 Utica at was the home of several Murder Inc. hitmen. Itheca is just the home of some cow college.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 10, 2026 06:24 PM (wBaIH)

238 217, ain't that the truth

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 06:24 PM (MIIRH)

239 I’ll be long gone before it gets that big.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 06:10 PM (u73oe)

Which is why you plant it. It's you still there for a very long time. Some day a kid will put a tire swing on the lower branch and laugh as she swings, because of you.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:24 PM (i6QVa)

240 Nood, in case you didn't see it.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 06:30 PM (i6QVa)

241 I mean, we do all get that half the "trans" movement is about trying to erase gay men, right ?

Instead of being gay, now they can just be girls! Yay!

Posted by: deadrody at March 10, 2026 06:32 PM (vgB0v)

242 I mean, we do all get that half the "trans" movement is about trying to erase gay men, right ?

Instead of being gay, now they can just be girls! Yay!
Posted by: deadrody at March 10, 2026 06:32 PM (vgB0v)

Yep. And women.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 06:44 PM (vE0+H)

243 Sometimes it just takes a slight adjustment to make a map more gay.

Posted by: Panama C. Anal at March 10, 2026 06:45 PM (pduCL)

244 Does any of this make sense to people who aren’t mentally ill or really f’d up on drugs? I’m not saying that I am a paragon of mental health, but suicide pods are the natural outgrowth of this type of normalizing insanity! Where does this lead.

Posted by: Unkaren at March 10, 2026 07:01 PM (OTOad)

$100 Million Gender Studies Thesis Statement The Bride! Is One of the Worst Feminist "Movie" Disasters in History (and They've Almost All Been Disasters)

Howard Stern is a big ugly gassy idiot, but he did have a point when he talked about Spike Lee's overpoduced, overpromoted, and over-budgeted "college movies."

You know what makes a college movie? To borrow a word from Woody Allen, they're painfully didactic. They are all about Teaching the viewer. There should be some irony detected here -- people who just got out of their diapers fifteen years ago are now presuming to be wise teachers educating the rest of us -- but there's not, because college kids are largely idiots.

I know because I once was one. But don't feel bad, college students. Adults are largely idiots too.

And of course college students don't know any better -- their entire lives have consisted of nothing but sitting in class being lectured to, so of course when they try to dream up an "original" "story," the "story" consists of something at the head of a lecture hall lecturing people sitting in lecture-hall-stye seats.

All they know is sitting in class listening to someone spout wisdom at them. So of course that's what they think a "movie" ought to be.

No one wants to pay to see college student "movies." As ugly idiot Howard Stern correctly managed to discern, not even the black people Spike Lee intended to lecture showed up for his black college student films. They all went to see Steven Seagall karate movies. Only terminally white-guilted progressive idiots gave to their Woke Church and put alms in the basket at Spike Lee student films.

No one wants to be lectured at, especially not by someone who is transparently a fucking MORON, and honestly, it's only people who are fucking morons who would imagine that people are going to pay money to see a lecture from a fucking moron.

The Bride! -- exclamation point part of the official title, in case you weren't sure this student film was by someone with a college sophomore Look At Me, I'm Quirky and Deep mentality -- was dreamed up when Ugly Weird-Looking Hag Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal realized that when Victor Von Frankenstein created the bride of Frankenstein in the 1930s sequel, he had never bothered to seek consent from the dead body he was reanimating.

This is an observation which blends my two favorite things, retard-level obviousness and retard-level obsession with Feminism 101 ideology.

Ugly Weird-Looking Hag Actress Maggie Gyllenhall, having never advanced past a 19-year-old stage of development, was smitten with her brilliant idea of making a $100 million movie to correct and critique the 1930s classic for its complete refusal to address the complex and nuanced question of consent in animating dead bodies in a fantasy horror movie, and because this was pitched during after the death of George Floyd, when the nation came together to say, once and for all, that Black Lives Matter, and, even more important than Black Lives Mattering, pampered and entitled white women ought to have All The Jobs, Warner Bros. bankrolled this student film.

The movie is so bad that even woke feminist reviewers are trashing it as embarrassing. All of these movies are embarrassing, but usually they Make Pretend and give these bombs positive reviews. But this is so embarrassing it casts genuine doubt on women's competency to even be film-makers, and so even the feminist wokies are forced to denounce it as a matter of self-protection and to make sure that All the Jobs will continue going to unqualified nepo-baby AWFULs.

John Sexton has a post about it, which I'll quote from.

The WSJ's review is harsh:


A clunky framing device, filmed in black and white in an otherwise color picture and recurring throughout the film, features the spirit of "Frankenstein" author Mary Shelley (Jessie Buckley), who speaks to us from beyond the grave. Amid much vamping and cackling, she tells us that since her death she has been summoning her strength to the point that now, in 1936, she has gained the ability to control the mind of a woman named Ida (also played by Ms. Buckley), who is working undercover as a floozy for the police gathering evidence against a Chicago mobster. With Shelley remote-controlling her brain, Ida turns into a crazed party girl, dies falling down stairs, and goes to her grave. Temporarily...

Ida, after getting a little jump-start in the Euphronious lab, returns to life as the unnamed mate for "Frank," as she calls him. Spitting up black phlegm and shouting out strings of word-association gibberish, Ms. Buckley quickly becomes the centerpiece of the movie, or rather its central headache. Her overacting meets Ms. Gyllenhaal's over-filmmaking like the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic.

The director would like to be credited (wouldn't everyone?) with creating a punk-rock update of a classic. What she presents is more like the world's campiest cabaret act, with the Bride as a mashup of Katharine Hepburn, Marlene Dietrich, Bette Davis and maybe Natasha Lyonne. Ms. Buckley, talking a mile a minute, flouncing through the sets, and switching accents like a Robin Williams standup routine minus the jokes, is meant to be the ultra-liberated spirit of Woman, a canny chaos agent who doesn't give a flying fig about patriarchal expectations. She even finds a reason to shout "Me too!" a couple of times.

Variety admits that the movie has been "completely rejected" by audiences:


It was a complete rejection by moviegoers around the world this weekend as Maggie Gyllenhaal's $80 million bride of Frankenstein monster movie The Bride! opened to $13.6 million...

Industry sources, not Warners, believe the loss on The Bride! could approach $90M in its first cycle after home entertainment downstream. Note, it will be a while before the ultimate red ink is realized. Warner Bros declined comment about the movie's P&L, which includes $65M in worldwide P&A.

The movie cost $80 million, and is said to have cost another $20 million on that for movie-saving reshoots, which did not save the movie. On top of that, they spent $65 million in Prints and Advertising (P&A), and since most movies are now very cheaply delivered digitally, not in the form of expensive reels of film, I have to imagine that 98% of the P&A budget is just advertising.

And, as I can't point out enough, theaters take about 50% of the ticket price, so the tiny takings are halved.


Midnight's Edge said that maybe if this turd had come out when it should have come out -- a year after George Floyd, when people were unreceptive to Woke "Entertainment" but not yet hostile to it, maybe this piece of absolute garbage would have broke even.

But now? In 2026?

As the congressmen said about tampons in the men's bathroom at Netflix, "What year is this? 2020?"


WDW-Pro reminds us of two other recent feminist flops -- Snow White, of course, and one that was in and out of theaters so quickly you probably never even heard of it, Disney's Ella McKay, a movie about a lightly-fictionalized Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez style reformer.

Which was also what Snow White was about, come to think of it.

And here's Maggie Gyllenhaal to make the utterly self-interested argument that no matter how unqualified a wannabe female director is, you owe pampered white AWFULs All the Jobs, because they've been "silenced" for so long.

Not long enough.

Will they finally learn?

Why start learning now? They're college student film-makers -- They're not here to learn, they're here to teach.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (LdBR/)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (LdBR/)

3 The Patriarchy, still keeping Stronk Empowered Wymyn down....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (eOFY+)

4 Nooding

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (LdBR/)

5 It's a shame that Jessie Buckley was in such a flop of a movie, because she was excellent in Hamnet as Shakespeare's wife and that movie has been at the local theatre for about two months.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 04:24 PM (ix8EF)

6 Look at Maggie Gyllenhaal mouth position when smirking - it's exactly the same as Hillary's.


Yuck!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 04:25 PM (cYBz/)

7 It always rankled me that this woman was ever chosen as the love interest in a Batman movie.

Now that's RBF

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:26 PM (gtcuf)

8 The Wall remains undefeated.
And apparently it makes women stupid too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:26 PM (xcxpd)

9 Just watch "Penny Dreadful".

Strong women, libertines, all that stuff, but actually good.

Posted by: Sam at March 10, 2026 04:26 PM (7jMef)

10 > when Victor Von Frankenstein created the bride of Frankenstein in the 1930s sequel, he had never bothered to seek consent from the dead body he was reanimating.

*facepalm*

Emotionally stunted depressed people say the same thing about themselves. "I never asked to be born."

As an aside, LDS people do believe we existed before we were born and that our decisions in the pre-mortal life did have to do with whether we were born or not.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (mkw2N)

11 I need a read from the Horde.

In my long video ranking Best Picture winners, I said this of The Shape of Water: "a collection of hatreds poorly assembled together through coincidence."

Is that...hateful? I didn't think so, but I got some rando, like, really offended by that.

I guess this lady just loves The Shape of Water a lot and doesn't know how to defend it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

12 Don't you mean will they ever lear?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)

13 No one wants to pay to see college student "movies."

I want to see college student movies. They're usually Japanese. And very exciting...

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 04:28 PM (Sco7b)

14 >>>12 Don't you mean will they ever lear?

indeed.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

15 But this is so embarrassing it casts genuine doubt on women's competency to even be film-makers, and so even the feminist wokies are forced to denounce it as a matter of self-protection and to make sure that All the Jobs will continue going to unqualified nepo-baby AWFULs. -ace-

Wait a minute. Didn't Oscar Madison's secretary make a few good movies a while ago?
It can be done.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 10, 2026 04:28 PM (Hx0tZ)

16 I can't wait for The Bride to hit HBO.

Gonna check out that feminist Joker musical hybrid mess for myself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

17 Uma Thurman was the only The Bride.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (gtcuf)

18 I guess this lady just loves The Shape of Water a lot and doesn't know how to defend it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (GBKbO)
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That fish-banging movie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (KAqW5)

19 What part of the line did she most object to TJM?
hatreds or poorly assembled?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (n5tGW)

20 The Lib hag TDS has really eat away at Maggie Gyllenhall. Her face looks like it's melting into....something.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (IifOV)

21 >>>Gonna check out that feminist Joker musical hybrid mess for myself.

a lot of people are saying it's Joker 2 only not as good.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (1wjle)

22 Emotionally stunted depressed people say the same thing about themselves. "I never asked to be born."
[ . . . ]
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (mkw2N)


"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV"

Is not nihilism, it is reframing for stupid, immature angst.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (rbvCR)

23 19 What part of the line did she most object to TJM?
hatreds or poorly assembled?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (n5tGW)

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She said I wouldn't be good at parties!

Well, I'm not because I'm awkward, but that's another matter.

Really, I don't think what I said was particularly mean-spirited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

24 Are there any good directors now? . I'm asking because I just don't know. I think the last movie I saw directed by a woman was Katherine Bigelow who directed "The Hurt Locker"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (ix8EF)

25 Let's not be disparaging Morons.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (+nEug)

26 They are all about Teaching the viewer.

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Teachers Colleges and Universities have been Nihilist Communist (BIRM) Revolutionary Indoctrination Centers & Manufacturers for at least the past six decades.

Not gonna end well for Western Civilization in general and America in particular ... Academe Delenda Est!

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (trdaw)

27 21 >>>Gonna check out that feminist Joker musical hybrid mess for myself.

a lot of people are saying it's Joker 2 only not as good.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (1wjle)

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And Joker 2 wasn't very good!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

28 Will they finally learn?

Why start learning now? They're college student film-makers -- They're not hear to learn, they're here to teach.


It will be a moot point when people are no longer willing to give them money to set ablaze. I think that time is now.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

29 TJM, any luck with TW: Attila?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:31 PM (KAqW5)

30 John Singleton dumped a lot of this shit on us too. Remember "Rosewood"? He ain't gonna let y'all forget it!!
Yes, genius, I read Loewen's books too.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 04:31 PM (gKWVE)

31 Ace, does TJM know you're doing movie reviews?

😀😀😀

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (OIzrC)

32 My issue with Spike Lee is less his didactic scripting and more about the weird melodrama he inserts into his films.

Take He Got Game.

On the one hand, it's a look at how basketball is the only way out of the inner city for many black men. On the other, it's a weepy melodrama about a young man who can't keep his girl.

He can't manage tone to save his life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

33 LOL. TJM - good at movie reviews, awful at parties.

It's like a tag line.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (n5tGW)

34 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JOKER 2 WAS VERY BAD.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (gKWVE)

35 I guess this lady just loves The Shape of Water a lot and doesn't know how to defend it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (GBKbO)


The bits I saw were beautifully shot, so I didn't dare watch it because I knew the plot and dialog would disappoint me

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (rbvCR)

36 29 TJM, any luck with TW: Attila?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:31 PM (KAqW5)

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I was busy last night editing the video for Friday, so I didn't play much of anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

37
Audiences did this to themselves when they fell for that weird, ugly, pretentious piece of slop, "Joker," thinking it was profoo00OOoo0Ooound. It was not.

Now Hollywood is going to serve up weird, ugly, pretentious slop until we fall for the next big trick.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (PpINQ)

38 If I was running Hollyweird, I'd give Maggie Gyllenhall a chance to portray Sam Bankman-Fried's girlfriend. That's about it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)

39 when Victor Von Frankenstein created the bride of Frankenstein in the 1930s sequel


Late last fall, I read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, which I had requested for my birthday.

In that novel, Dr. Frankenstein actually begins work on a bride for the Creature, at the Creature's request for a mate. But, the doctor is so repulsed at the idea of the Creature reproducing that he abandons the project and dumps the inchoate remains of the "bride" into the sea.

Fascinating novel. And I don't normally like novels. But that one I enjoyed, as it contrasts so well with Boris Karloff Frankenstein tradition.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

40 In my long video ranking Best Picture winners, I said this of The Shape of Water: "a collection of hatreds poorly assembled together through coincidence."

Is that...hateful? I didn't think so, but I got some rando, like, really offended by that.

I guess this lady just loves The Shape of Water a lot and doesn't know how to defend it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

No, in fact you are far nicer than I would be about that movie. My review would be much saltier and also have scathing things to say about fish sex porn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (xcxpd)

41 35 I guess this lady just loves The Shape of Water a lot and doesn't know how to defend it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

The bits I saw were beautifully shot, so I didn't dare watch it because I knew the plot and dialog would disappoint me

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (rbvCR)

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I love del Toro's movies in general, but The Shape of Water just misses for me. Gorgeous, but just...not well written.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

42 I disagree a bit with CD's analysis of The Bride! vs the new Frankenstein. The latter was okay, but it wasn't a great movie. I have no intention of ever wasting even a minute of my life watching The Bride!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

43
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (PpINQ)

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Ha! I hadn't even read all the Joker comments upthread. Hordemind, except I'm a little fringier.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (PpINQ)

44 I agree with the comment about Batman's girlfriend. As soon as I saw her on the screen my inner voice was all "Wut? No.".

What's the point of being Batman if all you get is Maggie Gyllenhaal?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (viF8m)

45 Mags looks like she decided her face was gross and needed to wear a mask.

And then chose one of the most ill-fitting ones the mask shop had.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:34 PM (KbCG3)

46 40 No, in fact you are far nicer than I would be about that movie. My review would be much saltier and also have scathing things to say about fish sex porn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (xcxpd)

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Saltier!

I see what you did there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

47 They did teach me something - women suck as movies writers and directors.

I'd always thought the patriarchy was holding them back, now I find out it is their own intense lack of talent.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 10, 2026 04:34 PM (HRH9e)

48 38 If I was running Hollyweird, I'd give Maggie Gyllenhall a chance to portray Sam Bankman-Fried's girlfriend. That's about it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)


Wasn't she the love interest in Will Ferrill's movie with Emma Thompson, Stranger Than Fiction?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2026 04:35 PM (eOFY+)

49 I read the review in the NY Post last week. The critic said something to the effect that it was the worst movie he'd ever seen. He awarded it o stars.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:35 PM (lJ0H4)

50 "Why start learning now? They're college student film-makers -- They're not hear to learn, they're here to teach."

You misspelled "preach".

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 10, 2026 04:35 PM (I9a5Z)

51 Audiences did this to themselves when they fell for that weird, ugly, pretentious piece of slop, "Joker," thinking it was profoo00OOoo0Ooound. It was not.

I lasted 10 minutes before turning it off...with prejudice.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:35 PM (Riz8t)

52 As an aside, LDS people do believe we existed before we were born and that our decisions in the pre-mortal life did have to do with whether we were born or not.
Posted by: bonhomme

OK, Imma pulling out the sola scriptura card on this like I used to do on the RCs.

Scriptural reference?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

53
Maggie really hit her stride in Jarhead.

It's been downhill for her since then, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:35 PM (xG4kz)

54 Amy Heckerling. Now there was a chick who could direct.

She gave us Phoebe Cates under the waterfall, after all.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:35 PM (gtcuf)

55 I love del Toro's movies in general, but The Shape of Water just misses for me. Gorgeous, but just...not well written.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO
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It starts out well enough, but then goes completely off the rails.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (KAqW5)

56 If I was running Hollyweird, I'd give Maggie Gyllenhall a chance to portray Sam Bankman-Fried's girlfriend. That's about it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)

Oh, come on. She's not THAT beautiful!

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

57 Penny Marshall directed Big.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (eOFY+)

58 Mags looks like she decided her face was gross and needed to wear a mask.

And then chose one of the most ill-fitting ones the mask shop had.


Oh come on. She's not unpleasant looking. She's no beauty, to be sure, but that leaves a lot of middle ground.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

59 It always rankled me that this woman was ever chosen as the love interest in a Batman movie.

And that she replaced the lovely Katie Holmes to boot.

Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (oDmoo)

60 Bride of Frankenstein was a wonderful campy movie made in the 1930s talk about de-evolution.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro Sister's Ashkenazi Breasts at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (wBaIH)

61 Robert Eggars is damn fine director.
Park Chan-Wook is too though he can be spicy.
David Fincher is a legit talent, even I don't watch all his films.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (xcxpd)

62 oh, if you didn't catch it, the ghost of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly -- the author of Frankenstein -- is the main character, taking possession of the main character and being reincarnated then as the Bride!

You may say: But that's fucking stupid.

But it's NEEDED, as student film maker and ideological maniac Maggie Gyllenhaal would tell you: She doesn't want this movie to be seen as a remake of the (spit) male filmmaker James Whale, who did the original Bride of Frankenstein, but a retelling of the original female author's story.

Because she doesn't trust you to know that a woman wrote Frankstein, she has to make Mary Shelley an actual fucking character in a movie about Frankenstein.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

63 Critical Drinker ran down the plot and its so bad its not even bad, it transcends into a new category of awful akin to the way cthulhu defies description because the very look of the creature drives people insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (PYyV9)

64 55 I love del Toro's movies in general, but The Shape of Water just misses for me. Gorgeous, but just...not well written.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO
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It starts out well enough, but then goes completely off the rails.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (KAqW5)

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I do kind of love the first 30 minutes or so.

But after that...just...off.

I much prefer Nightmare Alley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

65 Woke Hollywood losing another $90 million bucks on one of the preachiest movies of the year? And even their own Wokiety-Wokes are trashing it in reviews?

This is the Good News story of the day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (4nEGa)

66 58 Mags looks like she decided her face was gross and needed to wear a mask.

And then chose one of the most ill-fitting ones the mask shop had.

Oh come on. She's not unpleasant looking. She's no beauty, to be sure, but that leaves a lot of middle ground.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

She was kinda hot in 'Secretary' and then she abruptly turned into Barbra Bush in drag.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (xcxpd)

67 Critical Drinker's review was a hoot . Said something to the effect that he was doing this review quickly because he never wants to think about this movie again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (qBBPl)

68
And who can forget Maggie's standout performance in Roadhouse?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (xG4kz)

69 >>>58 Mags looks like she decided her face was gross and needed to wear a mask.

I think she's cute.

Posted by: A guy in that Twilight Zone episode where everyone has a weird twisted monsterface at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

70 61 Robert Eggars is damn fine director.
Park Chan-Wook is too though he can be spicy.
David Fincher is a legit talent, even I don't watch all his films.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (xcxpd)

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I still love Edgar Wright.

Last Night in Soho was really good with a...weird ending that doesn't quite work.

The Running Man was actually pretty solid.

He's not hitting his Cornetto Trilogy peak anymore, but he's still doing good work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

71 Maggie was good as the slut in " Mona Lisa smiile"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (+nEug)

72 Would it make me gay if I said that Jake Gyllenhall is better looking than his ugly fucking sister, Maggie Gyllenhall?

If she's not flashing her tits in every movie, what's the point?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (M9gjJ)

73 She has a very weird face and is in no way attractive one bit. This movie looks like a disaster. Christian Bale needs a better agent. This "film"? "movie"? whatever it's supposed to be looks terrible, horrible, not good in any way or shape. No thank you, sir. Or madam. Whatever.

Posted by: turambar at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (Q0yOR)

74 Way way back I would have bent Maggie over the desk just as a young James Spader. And send her away too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (n5tGW)

75 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (eOFY+)

Thanks. I forgot about Penny Marshall.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (PFs9e)

76 >>>She was kinda hot in 'Secretary' and then she abruptly turned into Barbra Bush in drag.

oh yeah, she was okay in that. but she was playing a dish-rag, so... she was perfect for it.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

77 Posted by: Ben Shapiro Sister's Ashkenazi Breasts at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (wBaIH)

Ooh, nice sock fail.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

78 44 I agree with the comment about Batman's girlfriend. As soon as I saw her on the screen my inner voice was all "Wut? No.".

What's the point of being Batman if all you get is Maggie Gyllenhaal?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 04:33 PM (viF8m)

And that's why you bang Catwoman on the side.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:39 PM (xcxpd)

79 >>Christian Bale needs a better agent.

he's a wokester and he picks a lot of loser woke movies. This is his own doing.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle)

80 is lesbian porn feminist?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (jrgJz)

81 Do feminist movies also have casting couches?

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)

82 The main characters fighting for the love of Maggie Gyllenhaal in Batman was a willing suspension of disbelief too far.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (aZm/F)

83 You know what was a good recent spin-off and I think I'll watch it again?

Old Henry.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (HXT0k)

84 >>>And Joker 2 wasn't very good!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (GBKbO)


Not sure if you are purposely ruining the joke or not.

Posted by: Max Power at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (Hucnr)

85
Critical Drinker's review was a hoot . Said something to the effect that...


...you must scream out the BRIDE! portion of the title because ALL CAPS and EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (xG4kz)

86 Apropos of nothing in particular, in that last vid with sad looking Maggie in screenshot above, the NYT reporter Ginger's handle is @HandyGingerGal

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (Dv3i1)

87 This talk about women directors confuses me. How many women go to film school? How many are out there in a position to direct? If you have like three women directors out of a hundred male directors, but those are the only three women in the entire population of director candidates, how is that being underrepresented?

I might be a little jaded being a female in a male industry, but I never went the Mags route of calling it sexist.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (SGMMp)

88 79 >>Christian Bale needs a better agent.

he's a wokester and he picks a lot of loser woke movies. This is his own doing.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle)

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Christian Bale is at least 40% of the reason that Terminator Salvation was a complete mess.

And it's not because he yelled at the DP.

He produced it and exerted as much control as he could over the project.

The last 60% is just that McG is kind of a terrible filmmaker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

89 Never believed Maggie as Bruce Wayne's girlfriend. Billionaire like him could pick anyone, he ain't picking her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (qBBPl)

90 I don't know. I thought School Daze was pretty funny.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (AlhUl)

91 84 >>>And Joker 2 wasn't very good!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (GBKbO)


Not sure if you are purposely ruining the joke or not.

Posted by: Max Power at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (Hucnr)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

92 oh, if you didn't catch it, the ghost of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly -- the author of Frankenstein -- is the main character, taking possession of the main character and being reincarnated then as the Bride!

Its... inconsistent. Mary Shelly possesses her at times, changing her entire mannerisms and the way she talks. She talks to the camera, and apparently people around her are confused who she's talking to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (PYyV9)

93 She has a lot more to say than she's been saying, Ace. Sadly, I have a lot less to care than I've been caring.

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (pduCL)

94 >>>90 I don't know. I thought School Daze was pretty funny.

literally a college movie tho

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)

95 I still love Edgar Wright.

Last Night in Soho was really good with a...weird ending that doesn't quite work.

The Running Man was actually pretty solid.

He's not hitting his Cornetto Trilogy peak anymore, but he's still doing good work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

I think Edgar Wright does have talent but he doesn't always use it well. But heck, as we've seen, very few directors make consistently good movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (xcxpd)

96 79 >>Christian Bale needs a better agent.

he's a wokester and he picks a lot of loser woke movies. This is his own doing.


I suspect he only does what he wants now. He's kind of a rainmaker in Hollywood.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

97 66 58 Mags looks like she decided her face was gross and needed to wear a mask.

And then chose one of the most ill-fitting ones the mask shop had.

Oh come on. She's not unpleasant looking. She's no beauty, to be sure, but that leaves a lot of middle ground.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

She was kinda hot in 'Secretary' and then she abruptly turned into Barbra Bush in drag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (xcxpd)

She had her time. I don't begrudge anyone for aging, but look at her face in that interview. Tell me she's not wearing an extra layer of skin or something.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

98 The best female director was Ida Lupino.

Evidence? She directed eps of Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

99 In the last X post up top, the still of Maggie has her making that same stupid face that Hillary always makes.

She, too, is very disappointed in the public.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (yFLFB)

100
I watched Bale's first film "Empire of the Sun" last weekend. Pre-woke and pre-affected Bale was best Bale.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (xG4kz)

101 The last 60% is just that McG is kind of a terrible filmmaker.

I did enjoy his goofy Charlie's Angels movies, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (PYyV9)

102 It's a shame that Jessie Buckley was in such a flop of a movie, because she was excellent in Hamnet as Shakespeare's wife and that movie has been at the local theatre for about two months.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And right before the Oscars which she is expected to win.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (lJ0H4)

103 Now Maggie Q, she a looker.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

104 87 This talk about women directors confuses me. How many women go to film school? How many are out there in a position to direct? If you have like three women directors out of a hundred male directors, but those are the only three women in the entire population of director candidates, how is that being underrepresented?

I might be a little jaded being a female in a male industry, but I never went the Mags route of calling it sexist.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (SGMMp)

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The thing about film director is that you have to...really want to do it.

Not just from a base ambition perspective, but from a workhorse perspective.

Directing a film is A LOT of work. 20 hour days for months, even on the worst shit. Just reading about what John Landis had to go through to get Beverly Hills Cop 3 done is depressing.

You need to get autist level dedication to want to do that, and that end of the spectrum tends to be overrepresented by men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

105 83 You know what was a good recent spin-off and I think I'll watch it again?

Old Henry.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (HXT0k)

*Adds to Watch List*

I do like Tim Blake Nelson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

106 99 In the last X post up top, the still of Maggie has her making that same stupid face that Hillary always makes.
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She Persisted! (TM)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (Dv3i1)

107 I watched Bale's first film "Empire of the Sun" last weekend. Pre-woke and pre-affected Bale was best Bale.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (xG4kz)
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He's great in Ford v. Ferrari.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (KAqW5)

108 95 I think Edgar Wright does have talent but he doesn't always use it well. But heck, as we've seen, very few directors make consistently good movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (xcxpd)

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Wright's secret sauce is writing with Simon Pegg. They bring the best out of each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

109 Elsa Lanchester was cute as a button as Mary Shelly.

And the hawtest Batman babe was Kim Basinger. Or maybe Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

110 It would seem that Hollywood would figure out that the prerequisites to a good film is not being preachy, woke and full of DEI characters. Where are the studios getting their advice from? Do they just not care about losing billions? Seem unlikely. At some point you would think the bubble has to burst, especially when they look at the few movies that are big hits anymore.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 04:44 PM (GUOwU)

111
Never believed Maggie as Bruce Wayne's girlfriend. Billionaire like him could pick anyone, he ain't picking her.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


She was an Arkham Asylum 4.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:44 PM (xG4kz)

112 The main characters fighting for the love of Maggie Gyllenhaal in Batman was a willing suspension of disbelief too far.

Very true, but at the same time Katie Holmes was so cute and light weight she was impossible to take as a hard fighting ADA who would attract anyone's attention.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:44 PM (PYyV9)

113 Ida Lupino didn't direct a lot of films but she did a good job, I think, and was also a good actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 04:44 PM (PFs9e)

114 I watched Bale's first film "Empire of the Sun" last weekend. Pre-woke and pre-affected Bale was best Bale.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Remake of the great Spielberg flick?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

115 Best Frarkenstein movie is easily Young Frankenstein - with a cameo by AoS's favorite Dem Senator John Fetterman too!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)

116 114 I watched Bale's first film "Empire of the Sun" last weekend. Pre-woke and pre-affected Bale was best Bale.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Remake of the great Spielberg flick?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

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No, the Spielberg film.

Bale was a kid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

117 108 95 I think Edgar Wright does have talent but he doesn't always use it well. But heck, as we've seen, very few directors make consistently good movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (xcxpd)

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Wright's secret sauce is writing with Simon Pegg. They bring the best out of each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

Screenplays matter a lot.
That said, I didn't like the ending of the 3rd Cornetto movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

118
She had her time. I don't begrudge anyone for aging, but look at her face in that interview. Tell me she's not wearing an extra layer of skin or something.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

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Agree. And I don't begrudge women getting older, no one ever looks the same, but with her money, she could have gone to some place other than Fantastic Sam's for her haircut.

And her face looks like it's sliding off her skull.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (aZm/F)

119 Cameron's wife Kathryn did a bunch of movies didn't she? "The Hurt Locker" and others.
Mind, to be married to that guy, you'd pretty much have to be an autiste yourself...

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)

120 I honestly don’t get how every year studios lose hundred of millions or even billions on these woke bombs. Yet the companies still exist, still keep making the same movies. At some point the money should run out.

Do they make so much on comic book
Movies that they can absorb the loses elsewhere and not care?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (HF36u)

121 I watched Bale's first film "Empire of the Sun" last weekend. Pre-woke and pre-affected Bale was best Bale.

P-51! Cadillac of the skies!

https://youtu.be/CMgU3LBoGOs

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

122 Ida Lupino didn't direct a lot of films but she did a good job, I think, and was also a good actress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And quite attractive.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

123 @114 Bale was Jim the kid in the Spielberg film

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (qBBPl)

124 115 Best Frarkenstein movie is easily Young Frankenstein - with a cameo by AoS's favorite Dem Senator John Fetterman too!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)

A truly great movie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

125 In better news, upon the recommendation of my father, I finally watched Lonesome Dove.

Holy moly. What a series.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (KbCG3)

126 Maggie Gylehall is Kris Angel of Mindy Kaling.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (aTgV0)

127 Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM

Well, if she does hopefully it will make her feel better about agreeing to be in "Bride"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (PFs9e)

128 He's great in Ford v. Ferrari.

He really is, that was quite a good movie. Great performances by everyone. Kinda reminded me of The World's Fastest Indian before it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (PYyV9)

129 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (Co70Z)

130 No, the Spielberg film.

Bale was a kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Was he the main kid? The one who saluted the Jap pilots?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

131 @119 Kathryn's first movie was Near Dark, a very cool vampire movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (qBBPl)

132 117 Screenplays matter a lot.
That said, I didn't like the ending of the 3rd Cornetto movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

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I...disagree with the ending of The World's End. An EMP wouldn't send us to the stone age forever. Nuclear power plants run on steam and can get restarted even if the electronics fry.

But, Gary...King of the Humans arguing that our belligerence makes us ungovernable with Bill Nighy voiced Starbucks light? I'm so on board.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

133
I'm looking at the concept -- the dead brought back without consent -- and it actually had (has) promise. It could have been a very cool black comedy with a few quick Voltairean stop-offs or even a Panglossian character to provide idiotic and funny commentary from some bogus perspective or other. The Bride character could have been a very human and pissed-off little bitch instead of some semi-facesucker, semi demon (from the looks of it, don't know for sure).

But it's actually easier to cover the fringes and make something instead of doing something human and casual that turns out to be consequential. Always has been.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (PpINQ)

134 I honestly don’t get how every year studios lose hundred of millions or even billions on these woke bombs. Yet the companies still exist, still keep making the same movies. At some point the money should run out.

Do they make so much on comic book
Movies that they can absorb the loses elsewhere and not care?
Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (HF36u)
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Hollywood Accounting makes quantum mechanics look simple.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (ESVrU)

135 125 In better news, upon the recommendation of my father, I finally watched Lonesome Dove.

Holy moly. What a series.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (KbCG3)

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Absolutely fantastic and, of course, the book was incredible.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (aZm/F)

136 "few movies that are big hits"

I almost read this as...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (DgMqy)

137 Katheryn Bigelow is the only good female director that I’m aware of, and part of that is she clearly doesn’t hate men or judge men them for being men

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (+StEj)

138 124 115 Best Frarkenstein movie is easily Young Frankenstein - with a cameo by AoS's favorite Dem Senator John Fetterman too!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)

A truly great movie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (xcxpd)


Blucher!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2026 04:48 PM (eOFY+)

139 130 No, the Spielberg film.

Bale was a kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Was he the main kid? The one who saluted the Jap pilots?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

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Yup. That kid from Newsies!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

140 Do they make so much on comic book
Movies that they can absorb the loses elsewhere and not care?


Not these days they don't. I get it, it hard to know what is going to hit and is not. I mean Minecraft was an unholy pile of crap but it made over a billion dollars. Every Avatar movie is awful but earns the GDP of a large country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

141
What knockers!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (DbmxP)

142 38 If I was running Hollyweird, I'd give Maggie Gyllenhall a chance to portray Sam Bankman-Fried's girlfriend. That's about it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)


Oh! They could make a movie about workplace "bunnies," and she could play the Badge Bunny who looks just like SBF's girlfriend, and was caught out sleeping with something like half a dozen other cops (some married). You couldn't make a whole movie about just that one case, but it could be an Easter egg in an intertwined anthology of The Other Bunnies (mashing up "other women" and badge/bucket/XYZ bunnies), exploring the human desire for real connection and commitment and the homewreckers who don't care.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (Sy6m/)

143 126 Maggie Gylehall is Kris Angel of Mindy Kaling.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (aTgV0)

Still too good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)

144 Honestly, can anyone think of a successful female director of films?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (pZ64F)

145 I liked Diablo Cody's "Lisa Frankenstein". Cody probably hates everyone commenting at AOSHQ but she can deliver an amusing script.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

146 I think I went to one movie in a theater in the last 12 years. I do not see myself ever giving hollywood any more of my money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 04:50 PM (0N4FZ)

147 Well, if she does hopefully it will make her feel better about agreeing to be in "Bride"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

From best performance of the year to worst movie evah. That's quite an achievement for one actress. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:50 PM (lJ0H4)

148 140 Do they make so much on comic book
Movies that they can absorb the loses elsewhere and not care?

Not these days they don't. I get it, it hard to know what is going to hit and is not. I mean Minecraft was an unholy pile of crap but it made over a billion dollars. Every Avatar movie is awful but earns the GDP of a large country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

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WB hit a profit level so early last year (I think it was September) that they were saying they didn't care that One Battle After Another was going to lose $100 million.

Because Minecraft, Sinners, and like 6 other movies they'd released had gone to #1 and gotten profitable on their own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

149 Agree. And I don't begrudge women getting older, no one ever looks the same, but with her money, she could have gone to some place other than Fantastic Sam's for her haircut.

And her face looks like it's sliding off her skull.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:45 PM (aZm/F)

Had a high school buddy who once described a girl's face as "looking like a candle that's slowly melting."

That's Mags. Feminism is bad for the skin.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

150 You know you can just open me in a new tab, right??

Posted by: IMDB at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (DbmxP)

151 Honestly, can anyone think of a successful female director of films?

Its been a while but Nora Ephron had hit after hit, great movies. Penny Marshall from Laverne and Shirley put out a lot of great stuff too. And yeah, Ida Lupino

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)

152
Honestly, can anyone think of a successful female director of films?
Posted by: pudinhead


Penny Marshall had a good run.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (xG4kz)

153 134 I honestly don’t get how every year studios lose hundred of millions or even billions on these woke bombs. Yet the companies still exist, still keep making the same movies. At some point the money should run out.
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Laundering big chunks of money is their business model. Casinos can't do that.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (pZ64F)

154 140 Do they make so much on comic book
Movies that they can absorb the loses elsewhere and not care?

Not these days they don't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

Supergirl will turn that around...

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

155 Honestly, can anyone think of a successful female director of films?
Posted by: pudinhead

Ida Lupino, as I noted above.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)

156
It's fun to watch women like Kristen Stewart and Maggie Gyllenhaal bitch about how women have No Voice in Hollywood, the lefty capital of the planet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (ENbdL)

157 Think of movies like "The Passion" that Hollywood refused to bankroll and people like Mel Gibson had to go out f pocket to get made.

But they just hand Maggie Gylenhaal a couple hundred million to make a movie with such an incredibly stupid premise.

Hollywood has been liberal since the beginning, but it's only in recent years where they have really been willing to throw big money at their dumb narratives.

Posted by: Leupold at March 10, 2026 04:52 PM (eIzlH)

158 Stop putting women in charge.

Posted by: Odd how often this fits... at March 10, 2026 04:52 PM (DbmxP)

159 135 125 In better news, upon the recommendation of my father, I finally watched Lonesome Dove.

Holy moly. What a series.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:46 PM (KbCG3)

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Absolutely fantastic and, of course, the book was incredible.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:47 PM (aZm/F)

Going to have to read it. Story was too good to miss what is probably an even better story.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 04:52 PM (KbCG3)

160 I wonder how many of the people who saw this thought that it was a sequel to the recent Frankenstein movie which was actually very good?

When I saw this coming out that is what I thought it was given they were about a year apart.

So the box office would in all likelihood be even worse but for riding on Frank's coattails.

Posted by: Thatch at March 10, 2026 04:52 PM (i0077)

161 144 Honestly, can anyone think of a successful female director of films?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (pZ64F)

Penny Marshall
Sophia Coppola
Nora Ephron
Kathryn Bigelow was mentioned a few times above
...that's about it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

162
Honestly, can anyone think of a successful female director of films?
Posted by: pudinhead

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Amy Heckerling did some good ones.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:52 PM (ENbdL)

163 Maggie Gyllenhaal?? Who?

Posted by: dantesed at March 10, 2026 04:53 PM (Y0tFs)

164 "...you owe pampered white AWFULs All the Jobs, because they've been "silenced" for so long."

Is this her version of that shit, "quiet, a black woman is talking?"

STFU, both of you.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:53 PM (aZm/F)

165 WB hit a profit level so early last year (I think it was September) that they were saying they didn't care that One Battle After Another was going to lose $100 million.

Yeah THE BRIDE! was the end of a long string for them, just hit after hit. Zaslav did his job to make WB seem valuable to buy and sold it for far, far more than it was worth heh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:53 PM (PYyV9)

166 lol

The left is freaking out that the war in Iran is costing $1B a day. This is from the same people who shrugged at $20B in Somali fraud.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 04:53 PM (HF36u)

167 There was another Frankenstein movie that came out recently with Oscar Isaac and Jacob Eldori and it wasn't terrible...Oscar's normal woodness works more or less.

But it tried to tackle deeper ideas then this one we are talking about.

I mean...the feminist line of "you didn't get consent to bring me back from the dead I want to talk to your manager" is just so asinine.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)

168 The Critical Drinker had a scathing review as well, but in a Scottish accent.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 04:53 PM (u73oe)

169 151 Honestly, can anyone think of a successful female director of films?

Its been a while but Nora Ephron had hit after hit, great movies. Penny Marshall from Laverne and Shirley put out a lot of great stuff too. And yeah, Ida Lupino.
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Penny Marshall was the only one I recalled. She was married to the Rob Reiner as well. This might have helped a bit.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 04:53 PM (pZ64F)

170 Joan Micklin Silver was a good director. Her budget was probably in a much smaller ballpark.

Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 04:54 PM (nvKZ7)

171
"Wolfis, Frankie and Me" would be a great "buddies on the road" picture.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:54 PM (xG4kz)

172 Maggie Gyllenhaal?? Who?

Sister of that guy that made the queer shepherd movie a while back

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:54 PM (PYyV9)

173 They all went to see Steven Seagall karate movies.

To be fair, the style of martial arts that Steven Segal practiced was aikido.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 10, 2026 04:54 PM (0sNs1)

174 What the fuck did I just read about?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 04:55 PM (zZu0s)

175 Oh and Penelope Spheeris...she made Wayne's World

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:55 PM (xcxpd)

176 Any Heckerling directed fast times at ridgemont high.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 04:55 PM (HF36u)

177 "I actually think the moment I first became a Director was the morning Trump was first elected"
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There it is America; it's Trump's fault that she made this incredible stinkeroo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:55 PM (l0k7j)

178 To be fair, the style of martial arts that Steven Segal practiced was aikido.

Whereas Chuck Norris practiced AiKillU.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

179 167 There was another Frankenstein movie that came out recently with Oscar Isaac and Jacob Eldori and it wasn't terrible...Oscar's normal woodness works more or less.
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I saw it a few weeks ago. Visually it was well done but the story was flat was my take away. Basically, a well made 'meh' movie.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 04:56 PM (pZ64F)

180 Lonesome Dove the book is much better than the movie.
The Sand Pebbles book is much better than the movie.
Both movies are well done though.

Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)

181 I DID NOT CONSENT TO BE REANIMATED! ALSO, FIRE BAD!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (u73oe)

182 Obviously, women can make good movies. The question is, just because they are women SHOULD they make movies?

The answer is, of course, no.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (aZm/F)

183 Its not that women cannot direct movies and do them well, its just rare. I mean its rare any men can do it, for that matter especially these days. About the only really reliable portion of film making for quality is the guys who do all the set design, set dressing, costuming, etc. Even in really awful movies they tend to do great work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (PYyV9)

184 How did Maggie Gylenhaal become a semi famous actress? She really is an odd looking woman and I cant say her acting has ever been anything of note.

I'll never understand how Christopher Nolan thought Katie Holmes or Maggie Gylenhaal were the right actress to play Bruce Wayne's love interest. Just terrible choices.

Posted by: Leupold at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (eIzlH)

185 Any Heckerling directed fast times at ridgemont high.

I wonder if anyone would remember that movie absent Phoebe Cates' scene - yeah, you know the one.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

186 What the fuck did I just read about?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 04:55 PM


Not one of my movies.

Posted by: Ridley Scott at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)

187 Nancy Myers directed massive hit after hit, which my wife likes to call "Great House Movies" because all her movies star a really great house, right alongside the actors.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (l0k7j)

188 Off Ben Shapiro Sister's Ashkenazi Breasts sock...

And Old Henry was an enjoyable movie

Posted by: Field Marshal Zuhkov at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (wBaIH)

189 Has nothing to do with female directors being oppressed or silenced. There are some damn good female writers and directors out there. Lynne Ramsay and Kathryn Bigelow some to mind. The difference is they're actually talented, hard-working, and story-focused, and make good shit that people want to see instead of narrative-driven slop that demands people like it because if they don't they're misogynist white supremacists.

Posted by: It's not because you're a woman, Mags, it's because you suck at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (TbWk/)

190 172 Maggie Gyllenhaal?? Who?

Sister of that guy that made the queer shepherd movie a while back
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:54 PM (PYyV9)

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hahahahahah
This place.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (aZm/F)

191 180 Lonesome Dove the book is much better than the movie.
The Sand Pebbles book is much better than the movie.
Both movies are well done though.
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Yep. The Sand Pebbles was great. Steve McQueen in his prime. My opinion is this was McQueen's greatest film role.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (pZ64F)

192 185 Any Heckerling directed fast times at ridgemont high.

I wonder if anyone would remember that movie absent Phoebe Cates' scene - yeah, you know the one.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

The topless pool scene was great but the movie overall has some good depth to it. Cameron Crowe is a good writer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (xcxpd)

193 I saw it a few weeks ago. Visually it was well done but the story was flat was my take away. Basically, a well made 'meh' movie.

To be honest, that has been my takeaway from everything I have seen Guillermo DelToro make. Looks nice, kinda meh, odd moral tone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (PYyV9)

194 > WB hit a profit level so early last year (I think it was September) that they were saying they didn't care that One Battle After Another was going to lose $100 million.

What a shortsighted way to look at life. How about not making shit movies this year and using that extra money to make more not shit movies next year?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)

195
I liked the first half of Lonesome Dove better than the second half (the breakpoint was Lori crying in Gus' arms at Adobe Walls after having been rescued). But the second half had its moments and remained worthy of watching, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (xG4kz)

196 Last movie I saw in a theater was Sound of Freedom. I thought it was an incredibly powerful movie and judging by the reaction of the rest of the audience I'm not alone.

Hollywood will never fund a movie like that for obvious reasons but if more movies like that were made I'd go see them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)

197 " Maggie Gyllenhaal?? Who?
Posted by: dantesed"


Imagine Jake Gyllenhaal...now image he's a female with the absolute worst genetical contribution from both his mother and father.

Now hit his face with a hammer.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (aTgV0)

198 I'll never understand how Christopher Nolan thought Katie Holmes or Maggie Gylenhaal were the right actress to play Bruce Wayne's love interest. Just terrible choices.
Posted by: Leupold

Isn't this the same director who cast that skinny African actress as Helen of Troy.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (lJ0H4)

199 What has more smug cluelessness than a NYT reporter interviewing a celebrity about their struggles?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

200 Posted by: It's not because you're a woman, Mags, it's because you suck at March 10, 2026 04:58 PM (TbWk/)

This needs to be delivered in Charles Dance's voice.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE)

201 Can we all agree that Christian Bale is becoming tiresome?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:00 PM (aTgV0)

202 I wonder if anyone would remember that movie absent Phoebe Cates' scene - yeah, you know the one.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)


That’s a great movie overall.
I also liked Stacy more.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 05:00 PM (HF36u)

203 TheJamesMadison may be along shortly to discuss one or more of my movies.

Posted by: Ridley Scott at March 10, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

204 195
I liked the first half of Lonesome Dove better than the second half (the breakpoint was Lori crying in Gus' arms at Adobe Walls after having been rescued). But the second half had its moments and remained worthy of watching, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (xG4kz)

I wasn't a huge fan of the Clara stuff, but the second half cemented the premise of the story, which is that there is no such thing as a happy ending, ha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2026 05:00 PM (KbCG3)

205 Last movie I saw in a theater was Sound of Freedom. I thought it was an incredibly powerful movie and judging by the reaction of the rest of the audience I'm not alone.

Yeah, that was a great movie. Very powerful. It was transparently manipulative and melodramatic, but the acting and the storyline lifted it above just a hackneyed story meant to pull your heartstrings. Maybe the best movie that year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:01 PM (PYyV9)

206 But the second half had its moments and remained worthy of watching, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:59 PM (xG4kz)

Pea Eye: "Gus, you all right?"
Gus, with multiple arrows in his knee: "Hell no, I'm not all right!"

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 10, 2026 05:01 PM (k9OZB)

207
Yep. The Sand Pebbles was great. Steve McQueen in his prime. My opinion is this was McQueen's greatest film role.
Posted by: pudinhead


"What happened? What the hell happened?"

* shot rings out *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:01 PM (xG4kz)

208 It's crap!

Posted by: The Critic at March 10, 2026 05:02 PM (TezPK)

209 TheJamesMadison may be along shortly to discuss one or more of my movies.
Posted by: Ridley Scot


Exhibit A of the inconsistent director. Made some of the best movies of all time, as well as some real crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:02 PM (PYyV9)

210 Looking at Jake Gylenhaal, the absolute worst sperm hit the absolute worst egg with Maggie.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:02 PM (aTgV0)

211 As I keep saying, it's all just money laundering.

Rocco: Oh my goodness! The Boss says we need to make $100 million "disappear"!

Fat Tony: Give it to me. I'll take to Hollywood and we can say a feminist director used it to make a flop.

Things are going to get strange when AI wipes out the current movie production system, and pimply guys making mega-hit movies in their moms' basements suddenly have sweaty guys with dufflebags full of money showing up at their doorsteps.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 10, 2026 05:02 PM (TR4+2)

212 I think I'll just watch Frankenstein Created Woman instead.

Peter Cushing jump starts Susan Denberg and hijinx abound.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (IQhz0)

213 I’m trying to remember the last movie I saw in a theater. I think it’s Boss Baby 2 which I took my kids to see. Which came out in 2021.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (HF36u)

214 Uh oh...

@TheBabylonBee
Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders https://buff.ly/jYpQLxe

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (Dv3i1)

215
Gus' reaction to Jake spurring his mount in order to carry out his hanging was powerful.

"He died fine."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (xG4kz)

216 Last movie I saw in a theater was Sound of Freedom. I thought it was an incredibly powerful movie and judging by the reaction of the rest of the audience I'm not alone.

Yeah, that was a great movie. Very powerful. It was transparently manipulative and melodramatic, but the acting and the storyline lifted it above just a hackneyed story meant to pull your heartstrings. Maybe the best movie that year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

==

Is it legit good? I haven't seen it, but I also know our side tends to "over praise" things that aren't part of the usual Hive Mind. Usually religious type movies.

I get it, and I also want "alternative" media to succeed, but I'm always wary about how good the product really is.

I bought a MyPillow, sad to say, garbage product.

Posted by: Leupold at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (eIzlH)

217 Does Ed Wood cross dressing count as a female director?

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (pduCL)

218 Mags is a real bowser.

No offense intended to our canine friends.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2026 05:04 PM (TezPK)

219 Penny Marshall. Yes, she's no longer with us but she was an effective Director and Producer.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 05:04 PM (NFX2v)

220 Can't go far wrong with Peter Cushing.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 05:04 PM (gKWVE)

221 This needs to be delivered in Charles Dance's voice.

Apropos of nothing, this scene with Dance (From The Crown) gave me chills, even though the director's intent was the opposite.

https://youtu.be/JgeEQ1dDtRQ

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 05:04 PM (Riz8t)

222 80 is lesbian porn feminist?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (jrgJz)

81 Do feminist movies also have casting couches?
Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)


The Horde. Asking the difficult societal questions the mainstream press refuses to ask.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (4nEGa)

223
Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders https://buff.ly/jYpQLxe
Posted by: Chuck Martel


"Got 'em stacked like cordwood, we does!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (xG4kz)

224 OH, and Gale Anne Hurd. More producer than writer but still, had a significant involvement in sci-fi hits that have a lasting mark in our cinematic culture. This was back when being good at your job actually mattered...

Posted by: You ain't a pioneer Maggie at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (TbWk/)

225 Can we all agree that Christian Bale is becoming tiresome?
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:00 PM (aTgV0)

Fuck no, my guy.

I beat off to the chainsaw scene in American Psycho during Zoom calls. Never gets old.

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (BI5O2)

226 Is it legit good? I haven't seen it, but I also know our side tends to "over praise" things that aren't part of the usual Hive Mind. Usually religious type movies.

I agree, that definitely will happen. But Sound of Freedom is genuinely good. And very tense, genuinely I was not at all sure people were going to make it through this movie -- and not all of them did. I particularly liked how the Mexican cops were portrayed without slouching into hero worship or stereotype.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (PYyV9)

227 I bought a MyPillow, sad to say, garbage product.
Posted by: Leupold

MyPillow. aka: landfill.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (TezPK)

228 I just watched American Gangster and 12 Monkeys. I was entertained. I had not seen either of those movies. Pretty good stuff.

Posted by: turambar at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (Q0yOR)

229 Uma Thurman was the only The Bride.

Elsa Lanchester was the only The Bride.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (nHcc1)

230 209 TheJamesMadison may be along shortly to discuss one or more of my movies.
Posted by: Ridley Scot

Exhibit A of the inconsistent director. Made some of the best movies of all time, as well as some real crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:02 PM (PYyV9)

Ridley knows how to place a camera. But without a strong script, he's lost. He cannot elevate bad material.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

231 Somehow Maggie Gyllenhaal always looked like she was already a grandmother. I mean like in her early twenties. Like, how do you have saggy tits when you just got tits?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 10, 2026 05:06 PM (ssz2a)

232 Penny whatserface from Laverne and Shirley did some good stuff as a director.

Marshall.

Looks like she dodged a bullet divorcing Rob Reiner.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:06 PM (aTgV0)

233
Spike Lee. Huh. Despises people like me. Likes to tell everyone about that.

Stevie Wonder lectured people like me about their irredeemable evil just the other day. I think the underlying message is, jump off a cliff.

Can I assume that any black celebrity is eventually going to say out loud what they've apparently always thought about people like me, it's just a matter of time?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 05:06 PM (VWtfl)

234 "Somehow Maggie Gyllenhaal always looked like she was already a grandmother. I mean like in her early twenties. Like, how do you have saggy tits when you just got tits?
Posted by: Alec Leamas"


lol

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:06 PM (aTgV0)

235 Like, how do you have saggy tits when you just got tits?
----------------
Take a look at Yoko's tits in her prime. Shoosh.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 05:07 PM (pZ64F)

236 "Got 'em stacked like cordwood, we does!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (xG4kz)


And then you can dump them like kitty litter.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 05:08 PM (nHcc1)

237 Are there any scientists here who can explain the CIA info dump about the similarity of or relationship between cancer and parasites?

It seems like people are making a bigger deal of it than it should be.

1. This is old Soviet research. Maybe it's valid, maybe it's not. If it's valid, I hope someone can pick up the thread.

2. It doesn't seem like it's a causal link or a cure. It seems like it's just a biochemical similarity between cancer and certain parasites. Maybe this similarity can be used to gain information about cancer, or maybe it's just a curiosity.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 05:08 PM (mkw2N)

238 Looks like she dodged a bullet divorcing Rob Reiner.
___

I thought it was a knife?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 05:08 PM (Dv3i1)

239 @216

>>Is it legit good?

It's good in the sense that it's well crafted and tells the story it want to tell effectively, the subject matter will never allow it to be considered a good film.

The other problem the film has is The Jesus problem in that you can never look at James Caviezel and not see Jesus.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 05:09 PM (XV/Pl)

240 I watched The Secretary, which I truly regret, it was such an odd stupid movie but Maggie looked pretty good in that. She hit the wall at supersonic speed soon after though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:09 PM (PYyV9)

241 "Is it legit good? I haven't seen it, but I also know our side tends to "over praise" things that aren't part of the usual Hive Mind. Usually religious type movies.
Posted by: Leupold"


The Atlas Shrugged movies were heavily praised on the right. I thought they were terrible. Plus not really a good book for a movie.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 05:09 PM (GUOwU)

242
Why does not PDJT simply come out and tell the Iranians, "If you think the answer to your present problem is to continually refill the position of Supreme Leader with a cleric, then you had better consider for how long you want this beating to last."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:09 PM (xG4kz)

243 231 Somehow Maggie Gyllenhaal always looked like she was already a grandmother. I mean like in her early twenties. Like, how do you have saggy tits when you just got tits?
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 10, 2026 05:06 PM (ssz2a)

Right? And those puppet lines. You usually don't get those until you're at least middle-aged and she's had them forever. Looks like Charlie McCarthy in drag FFS.

Posted by: Definitely a dummy at March 10, 2026 05:09 PM (TbWk/)

244 Was Ida Lupino the only good woman director? I like her work as an actress, but I haven't seen The Hitch-Hiker or The Bigamist.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 10, 2026 05:09 PM (BHrzb)

245 > Take a look at Yoko's tits

No.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 05:10 PM (mkw2N)

246 Take a look at Yoko's tits

Generally the idea of a naked asian girl appeals to me but no, just... no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:10 PM (PYyV9)

247 227 I bought a MyPillow, sad to say, garbage product.
Posted by: Leupold

MyPillow. aka: landfill.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (TezPK)

My late mother got some too.
Also disappointed...
They were 'The Bride!' of pillows.....

Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2026 05:10 PM (Sco7b)

248 Hah!

Yeah she looks like a puppet.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:11 PM (aTgV0)

249 The Atlas Shrugged movies were heavily praised on the right. I thought they were terrible. Plus not really a good book for a movie.

The movie I thought was going to be idiotic crap but was surprisingly good was Left Behind. The theology is nonsense but it was a pretty effective and fresh sci fi apocalyptic disaster movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:12 PM (PYyV9)

250 Nancy Myers six theatrical releases grossed $1.35 billion at the box office, over $1.6 billion if you include a movie she produced but did not direct.

As Writer and/Or Director
The Parent Trap
What Women Want
Something's Gotta Give
The Holiday
It's Complicated
The Intern

As Producer:

Private Benjamin
Irreconcilable Differences
Baby Boom
Father Of The Bride
I Love Trouble
Father Of The Bride Part 2
Home Again

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 05:12 PM (kWCwY)

251 32 My issue with Spike Lee is less his didactic scripting and more about the weird melodrama he inserts into his films.

Take He Got Game.

On the one hand, it's a look at how basketball is the only way out of the inner city for many black men. On the other, it's a weepy melodrama about a young man who can't keep his girl.

He can't manage tone to save his life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

Well, that just sounds like a really ham-handed metaphor, using two meanings of "having game." So if you tell me he's inconsistent with women, can pull them but can't keep them, then I'll tell you that he's inconsistent with basketball, can catch a scout's eye but can't close the deal. Spike Lee might as well pull out a hammer at the back of the theater and work his way down the aisle, hitting audience members on the head, "This! Is! Parallelism!"

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 05:12 PM (Sy6m/)

252 I have a My Pillow, seems fine to me

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0)

253 Maggie hit the Wall so hard that the Wall also now looks worse.

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 05:13 PM (pduCL)

254
Spike Lee is a twisted and racist dwarf homunculus

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:13 PM (xG4kz)

255 Maggie Gyllenhaal was cast as the love interest in … Batman Dark Knight. By Christopher Nolan. Somebody looked at her and said, “yea, a handsome billionaire badass would totally go for her!”

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 10, 2026 05:14 PM (m/YDg)

256 Nancy Myers six theatrical releases grossed $1.35 billion at the box office, over $1.6 billion if you include a movie she produced but did not direct

A good selection. like Nora Ephron, generally not movies I care for, but they did well and are well regarded.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:14 PM (PYyV9)

257 And the hawtest Batman babe was Kim Basinger. Or maybe Nicole Kidman.

>>>>>>>>>>>

Untrue. It will forever be Julie Newmar.

Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2026 05:14 PM (CIngQ)

258 >>Is it legit good?

One person's opinion but yes. Very good. And largely true.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)

259 Spike Lee is a good director who has made provocative and interesting films.

Tarantino continually churns out fantasy pap.

I really hope he holds to his 10 and done promise.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 05:15 PM (XV/Pl)

260 I always have found Gary Cooper highly over-rated.

Sergeant York was pretty good though.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:15 PM (aTgV0)

261 The title of the film "The Shape of Water" is what bugs me in its pseudo profoundness. This is sure to be intelligent, penetrating, and enlightening. Just watch.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2026 05:16 PM (BEnkm)

262 Somebody looked at her and said, “yea, a handsome billionaire badass would totally go for her!”/i]

Even worse, she was the girl the two most handsome and eligible bachelors in Gotham City were fighting over, Batman's primary motivation in the film. The problem is they didn't have an Annette Bening who is both gorgeous and can really act.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:16 PM (PYyV9)

263 I've had a MyPillow for years with no issues.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 10, 2026 05:17 PM (GSy5R)

264 @262

>>Annette Bening who is both gorgeous and can really act.

Or a young Virginia Madsen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 05:17 PM (XV/Pl)

265 Yoko's tits are 93. I dont expect them to look like that of a supermodel, but I am not going to try to find a picture of them anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 05:18 PM (rZCVI)

266 201 Can we all agree that Christian Bale is becoming tiresome?
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 05:00 PM (aTgV0)

He's not as hot as he used to be but boy was he handsome in American Psycho. The getting ready scene he was gorgeous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 05:18 PM (RjXn6)

267 The only thing that gives water shape is the vessel containing it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 05:18 PM (XV/Pl)

268 And the hawtest Batman babe was Kim Basinger. Or maybe Nicole Kidman

Siouxsie Sioux

Posted by: Mrawr! at March 10, 2026 05:19 PM (gKWVE)

269 2. It doesn't seem like it's a causal link or a cure. It seems like it's just a biochemical similarity between cancer and certain parasites. Maybe this similarity can be used to gain information about cancer, or maybe it's just a curiosity.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 05:08 PM (mkw2N)


it indicates that there may be some actual science to back up the claim that Fenbenzadole and Ivermectin can delay or stop cancer, and that there was a large area of research that was suppressed because it might expose IC Practices and techiques

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 05:19 PM (rbvCR)

270 257 And the hawtest Batman babe was Kim Basinger. Or maybe Nicole Kidman.

>>>>>>>>>>>

Untrue. It will forever be Julie Newmar.
Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2026 05:14 PM

I agree that Julie Newmar was the prettiest catwoman. Kim Basinger is beautiful too but I think Julie Newmar is prettier.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 05:19 PM (RjXn6)

271 Only terminally white-guilted progressive idiots gave to their Woke Church and put alms in the basket at Spike Lee student films.

---------------

* Gruesome Newscum -- who's even stupider than black people -- has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 05:20 PM (hxV5/)

272 Julie is my vote

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 05:20 PM (Ia/+0)

273
I could have done without Aaron Eckhart in The Dark Knight, too.

I've been put off of him since "Paycheck", with the exception of his role as co-pilot in "Sully".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:21 PM (xG4kz)

274 A girl in trouble is a temporary thing

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 10, 2026 05:21 PM (m/YDg)

275 6 Look at Maggie Gyllenhaal mouth position when smirking - it's exactly the same as Hillary's.


Yuck!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 04:25 PM (cYBz/)

I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw the embed video pic.

If it just showed her cheeks and lips you'd swear it was Hillary circa 2000.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

276 Was Ida Lupino the only good woman director? I like her work as an actress, but I haven't seen The Hitch-Hiker or The Bigamist.


She directed part of an episode of Gilligan's Island so she must be one the greats.

Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 05:21 PM (nvKZ7)

277 274 A girl in trouble is a temporary thing
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 10, 2026 05:21 PM

Man I'd feel better...

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 05:22 PM (RjXn6)

278 My MyPillow is sleepy goodness.
Maybe you need an assjack.
Sarc

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 05:22 PM (Kt19C)

279 > there was a large area of research that was suppressed because it might expose IC Practices and techiques

Hopefully CIA quietly passed it to competent researchers to have a look.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 05:22 PM (mkw2N)

280 Maggie was ok bending over a desk

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)

281 A girl in trouble is a temporary thing

temporary, temporary, temporary, temporary

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 05:23 PM (PYyV9)

282 I have yet to see anything from Spike Lee that wasn't pure dog squeeze.
Being lectured in race relations by a racist may have something to do with it.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 10, 2026 05:24 PM (ECWXM)

283 Snow White, of course, and one that was in and out of theaters so quickly you probably never even heard of it, Disney's Ella McKay, a movie about a lightly-fictionalized Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez style reformer.

Ah, Hi Ho, Hi Ho! is explained.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 05:24 PM (4NO2D)

284 If they are admitting to the bomb as costing $80 million, you can bet that it cost well north of $140 million.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 05:24 PM (xvV+O)

285 23 19 What part of the line did she most object to TJM?
hatreds or poorly assembled?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (n5tGW)

=======

She said I wouldn't be good at parties!

Well, I'm not because I'm awkward, but that's another matter.

Really, I don't think what I said was particularly mean-spirited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

It wasn't.

It seems you are dealing with a cliterature fan who has Morning Glory Milking Farm on her shelf and the The Sound of Water is her favorite movie.

H8ter.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

286 No love for Anne Hathaway as catwoman? The Blade would … enthusiastically and repeatedly.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 10, 2026 05:25 PM (m/YDg)

287 Heath Ledger as the joker in Batman #2 was oscar worthy. RIP Mr. Ledger.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 05:25 PM (ehY6c)

288 Heath Ledger as the joker in Batman #2 was oscar worthy. RIP Mr. Ledger.
Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 05:25 PM



It's more of a tragedy than Bruce Willis becoming successful, and immediately losing all his hair.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (4NO2D)

289
Being lectured in race relations by a racist may have something to do with it.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale


Barky O'Bumbles has entered the chat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (xG4kz)

290 I saw one Spike Lee movie at the theater. She's Got to Have It.
Last movie I ever saw by that hack.

Posted by: Glenn at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (nvKZ7)

291 My late mother got some too.
Also disappointed...
They were 'The Bride!' of pillows.....

Posted by: Stateless


Wait, is The Bride! the Kaboom of movies?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 05:26 PM (OUMaO)

292 New one:

Biden's Autopen Autocrats Spent Millions of Taxpayer Dollars to "Queer" Maps, to Make Maps More Gay

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 05:27 PM (Riz8t)

293 Inside Man is a pretty good Spike Lee movie.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 05:27 PM (+nEug)

294 As I always say. The Wachowski's proved better than anyone that men make better movies than women.

Posted by: Croaker at March 10, 2026 05:27 PM (AUB4U)

295 Anyone having slow interweb trouble today? Mine seems a tad wonky.

Posted by: turambar at March 10, 2026 05:27 PM (Q0yOR)

296 Hopefully CIA quietly passed it to competent researchers to have a look.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 05:22 PM (mkw2N)


The chemotherapy approach is to apply poison that the cancer is more susceptible to, and hope it kills the cancer before the patient. The problem is that this also damages the immune response which is also responsible for killing cancer cells. If one could disrupt tumor metabolism, it may be that the immune system could catch up and destroy the tumor without chemo.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (rbvCR)

297 107 I watched Bale's first film "Empire of the Sun" last weekend. Pre-woke and pre-affected Bale was best Bale.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (xG4kz)
--------
He's great in Ford v. Ferrari.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (KAqW5)

He wasn't terrible in The Fighter as Wahlberg's meth/crackhead brother, either.

Posted by: Octochicken at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (oCS0o)

298
Biden's Autopen Autocrats Spent Millions of Taxpayer Dollars to "Queer" Maps, to Make Maps More Gay
Posted by: Archimedes


What does that even mean?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (xG4kz)

299 Heath Ledger as the joker in Batman #2 was oscar worthy. RIP Mr. Ledger.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 05:25 PM (ehY6c)
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I second that. It was a spectacular job and probably what drove him to take his own life.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (xvV+O)

300 Shape of Water sucked Shape of Penis. Nicely shot, yes. But it sucked. What it did do, however, is tap into the apparently very large market of bored sexually repressed women longing to fuck monsters.

They actually made a very similar movie featuring a female sea monster getting fucked by men at a remote lighthouse.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 10, 2026 05:29 PM (m/YDg)

301 79 >>Christian Bale needs a better agent.

he's a wokester and he picks a lot of loser woke movies. This is his own doing.

I suspect he only does what he wants now. He's kind of a rainmaker in Hollywood.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

Maybe he wants to destroy woke actresses and directors by giving them what they want and letting them fail.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)

302 First and only Spike movie I have seen is Do The Right Thing and I thought it sucked ass. YMMV.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 05:30 PM (xvV+O)

303 The Shape of Water?

Guillermo saw The Creature from the Black Lagoon and thought, "the problem with this movie is that Julie Adams and the gill man don't fuck."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (IQhz0)

304 I need a read from the Horde.

In my long video ranking Best Picture winners, I said this of The Shape of Water: "a collection of hatreds poorly assembled together through coincidence."

Is that...hateful? I didn't think so, but I got some rando, like, really offended by that.

I guess this lady just loves The Shape of Water a lot and doesn't know how to defend it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

I felt it was a '50s style B-movie with a bunch of lefty tropes thrown in for Oscar bait. Personally, I thought it was fun.

Posted by: Robert at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (dpXJq)

305 Amy Heckerling also directed Johnny Dangerously.

Posted by: Walsingham at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (YhKhO)

306 Guillermo saw The Creature from the Black Lagoon and thought, "the problem with this movie is that Julie Adams and the gill man don't fuck."
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 10, 2026 05:31 PM (IQhz0)


are you sure it wasn't a further discussion of Spanish fascism?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 05:32 PM (rbvCR)

307 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2026 05:32 PM (eOFY+)

308 I bought a MyPillow, sad to say, garbage product.
Posted by: Leupold at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (eIzlH)
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I didn't like the first MyPillow I received. Then I learned that you have to follow the instructions about putting it in the dryer before first use, and that there are different lofts you can order. Purchased one with more loft and followed the directions, and I gotta say I like it a lot. Whole different experience.

Who knew a pillow would come with instructions!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (3ImbR)

309 Nood!

Posted by: turambar at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (Q0yOR)

310 Nood Queer maps.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (lJ0H4)

311 295 Anyone having slow interweb trouble today? Mine seems a tad wonky.
Posted by: turambar

Yup, difficult getting here.

Penny Marshall had an uneven directing career but "Get Shorty" was fun.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 05:34 PM (Y8DZL)

312 Ridley knows how to place a camera. But without a strong script, he's lost. He cannot elevate bad material.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

Nor can he evaluate a script, sadly. Perhaps it was that he just lost the ability. 'Prometheus' was probably the worst piece of crap I have sat through in a while, and I kept thinking, "Did anybody, anybody at all, read this before breaking out the bales of money?" I mean, it's not like it was already known that Damon Lindlehoff (Refuse to look up proper spelling) needed to have his hands cut off so he couldn't write anything else (and his tongus cut out so dictation was off the table) and save humanity in general from his bilge. Why would someone who was so talented once fall so badly so fast?

Ugh.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 10, 2026 05:34 PM (bUNZO)

313 The ghost of Mary Shelly?

Did they ever read the book?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 05:36 PM (qFwJc)

314 Does Ed Wood cross dressing count as a female director?
Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (pduCL)

You must have missed Ed Wood's "Glen or Glenda" which is extremely earnest about transvestism not being homosexuality.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:39 PM (8avO+)

315 I bought a MyPillow, sad to say, garbage product.
Posted by: Leupold at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (eIzlH)
~~~~~

I didn't like the first MyPillow I received. Then I learned that you have to follow the instructions about putting it in the dryer before first use, and that there are different lofts you can order. Purchased one with more loft and followed the directions, and I gotta say I like it a lot. Whole different experience.

Who knew a pillow would come with instructions!
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 10, 2026 05:33 PM (3ImbR)

I like mine, it has been around a while and is not all flat like.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 05:40 PM (8avO+)

316 Speaking of Frankenstein reanimating dead bodies, the enormously misshapen, grotesque face of Maggie Glynenhall looks like it was pieced together from the faces of rotting corpses and reanimated. Glad that finally people are speaking out how astonishing it was in the Batman movie that this ugly bint was the love interest.

Posted by: Junius at March 10, 2026 06:30 PM (nIs0y)

317 You have to admit, however, the black phlegm has a nice Madame Bovary touch to it, intentional or not.

Posted by: Velociman at March 10, 2026 06:35 PM (M99RP)

318 For which producer did Maggie reenact Secretary?

Posted by: MikeN at March 10, 2026 06:48 PM (/Y0t+)

319 The Gyllenhaals' father grew up in Mrs. Smith's and my church, but sadly threw away that awesome inheritance by both going Hollywood and marrying a secular Jew, so it's not surprising that the kids did not turn out all that well.

Posted by: Joe Smith at March 10, 2026 10:22 PM (PnWTF)

320 7 It always rankled me that this woman was ever chosen as the love interest in a Batman movie.

Now that's RBF
Posted by: Delurker

Yet Christian Bale is here with her. He chose this over more Batman. Which says more about his lack of taste than we can possibly imagine. Lol

Posted by: The Dog at March 10, 2026 11:48 PM (XodLO)

321 I missed that Ace said he was a wokester. That may be why he wasn’t in any further Batman movies. Those were very “woke” in the conservative sense. Lol

Posted by: The Dog at March 10, 2026 11:50 PM (XodLO)

322 I second that. It was a spectacular job and probably what drove him to take his own life.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 05:28 PM (xvV+O)

I think his death possibly leaned more towards the accidental side. He was combining a bunch of different painkillers, not downing large quanities, iirc.

Posted by: Sjg at March 11, 2026 12:31 AM (aqZN1)

David French: The Transing-Children-Obsessed, Abortion-Promoting James Talarico Is a Truer Christian Than All Fifty Million Christians Who Voted for Trump

Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.

Last week, Karol Markowitcz wrotes about the left's new grift: Talk "moderate" while supporting trans surgery for five year olds.

Bonus points for making occasional insincere references to Jesus.


Sixteen months after Kamala Harris cackled her way into a loss to President Trump, the Democratic Party seems to have realized its candidates need an image makeover to get voters to forget what their team actually believes.

The name of the game is acting normal and talking like a moderate.

For Democrats, that's a stretch.

James Talarico of Texas is their bright new "moderate" hope.

He won a US Senate primary election this week largely by touting his Christianity, being respectful to his opponents, and generally presenting himself as the boy-next-door counterweight to his excitable opponent, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas).

Look at this sane man, declared the media.

Time magazine touted his "authenticity" and gushed, "It's populism and piety, the proletariat and the Pharisees all rolled into a Texas-sized operation."

The Washington Post highlighted how Talarico was "leaning in to his Christian faith in political debate, an atypical approach for a Democrat."

The New Yorker's soft-focus photo accompanied a fawning piece that described Talarico as looking "like he'd just finished his paper route and was eager to shovel the church's walk."

It did the trick for the Lone Star State's Democrats.

But the moderate façade may already be crumbling.

In 2020, Talarico was tweeting about the "virus" of "racism."

Who had it? White people, he said -- all of them.

"White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus," he posted. "But we spread it wherever we go -- through our words, our actions, and our systems.

"We don't have to be showing symptoms -- like a white hood or a Confederate flag -- to be contagious."

This is what passes for "normal" among Democrats?

...

In 2021, Talarico, a member of the state legislature, argued in favor of a bill that would allow biological boys to play in girls' sports.

"God is nonbinary," he declared on the state House floor.

"The thing I want us all to be aware of is ... modern science obviously recognizes there are many more than two biological sexes," he went on. "In fact, there are six."

Believing in six (or more!) genders is insane enough to most of us -- but six biological sexes?

The mind reels.

That same year, Talarico very proudly announced that his office was the first to put pronouns on staffers' business cards.

Obviously, the Satanic Pharisee David French is all-in on Talarico.

Chris Bray on the Last Temptation of David French, for The Federalist:

David French Suffers An Apparent Brain Injury Over James Talarico


James Talarico's fake tent show preacher act has been a joke since the moment he began it, and every living animal with a central nervous system is aware of this. For that matter, the geranium on your front porch may be aware of it. Pro-abortion, pro-trans, pro-trans-abortion for all six genders, Talarico's much-derided sermonizing on the far-left Jesus he made up somewhere inside his cotton candy mind is ludicrous, appalling, embarrassing, and give me a minute while I load up all the pejoratives I can fit on this forklift. See, if you haven't already, this discussion at First Things: "James Talarico's Backward Christianity." No one is dumb enough to buy this stuff.

Okay, almost no one.

In a moment we should have seen coming, New York Times columnist David French has just gushed out a shameless celebration of Talarico's insane nonsense, every word of which should qualify the worst op-ed prostitute in America for urgent psychiatric intervention. Here's a whole paragraph: "Or, to put it another way, Talarico is one of the few openly Christian politicians in the United States who acts like a Christian, and by acting like a Christian he reveals a profound contrast with so many members of the MAGA Christian movement that's dominated American political life for 10 years."

A challenge: Find the evidence French offers for the claim that Talarico "acts like a Christian." He cites some speeches, but speeches aren't actions. How, in David French's conception, does James Talarico live like a Christian, by his actions, and what does he think that means? Hang onto this point, because we'll be coming back to it.

But then go on to the characterization of MAGA as a Christian movement, full stop, as if no one would argue. Quick: Name the top three speeches Donald Trump has made in which he used the Bible as an argument for his political program. Discuss, in detail, the specific policy influence of Trump's pastor, who you should be able to name if we're talking about a Christian nationalist ideologue. Or, as a shortcut, just show the evidence French has ever presented to prove that MAGA is primarily theological, and that Trump's first instinct is to steer by religious faith. French doesn't argue this, because he can't. He just says it. It's a noise he makes, endlessly. It has no meaning of any kind.

David French invented the Christian nationalist MAGA argument into being, like Christopher Steele with a pee tape, and now he acts like his strawman is real. Donald Trump is a secular real estate developer who became a secular television figure who became a secular politician who treats Christians like he doesn't hate them. This is supposed to be "Christian nationalism."

Pointing at Talarico's supposed decency, French writes approvingly that the Texas politician "criticized the evangelical focus on abortion and homosexuality in politics," which Talarico describes as "two issues that Jesus never talked about." See, true Christians like Talarico know that Jesus wants you to have a lot of gay sex and abortions, because he never mentioned it, and Christianity has no substance except for being nice and not judging people for their personal choices. You can do whatever you want, as long as you're nice.

Then French, having celebrated Talarico for the argument that Jesus wants you to be nice and have a lot of gay sex and abortions, approvingly offers up this quote from Talarico: "I am tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been more than 10 years of this kind of politics. Politics as blood sport, politics as trolling and owning, politics as total war. It tears families apart. It ends friendships, and it leaves us all feeling terrible all the time."

Don't judge, don't hate, don't troll, don't be engaged in politics as blood sport. Be kind, decent, restrained, hesitant to judge. This, French says, is the mark of decency in politics. Speak well of others. Watch your tongue.

And then, very next step, he savages Ken Paxton. With a tone-deafness you can't exaggerate, having set up Talarico's decency and true expression of Christianity as niceness and a steadfast refusal to judge or be pitted against your neighbor, French contrasts nice Christian James Talarico to mean right-winger Ken Paxton by writing that Paxton "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."


The Bee:

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BTW, Talarico has a problem, apart from his belief in a "non-binary god" of six genders.

He defeated a Strong Black Female Idiot for the nomination, with the connivance of racist talk show host Steven Colbert, and black female voters are very angry about it.

Oh, right now they're blaming Republicans, Trump, and Greg Abbot for... the fact that Steven Colbert aired a gushy interview with Talarico and that millions of white progressive racists voted against her.

But that's just cope. They know who really denied a Strong Black Female Idiot of the position she was born to be genetically entitled to.

Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon

Remember when Stephen Colbert took to the airwaves to suggest that the Trump administration intervened at the 11th hour to intimidate his bosses into pulling an interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico?

Both Colbert and Talarico knew days before the interview actually took place that it would not air on TV due to concerns from CBS lawyers, but Talarico sat down with Colbert anyway, hoping that Colbert "would tell his audience the story of federal interference," the New York Times reported.

Talarico then milked the hubbub for earned media, millions of dollars in fundraising, and a primary win over Rep. Jasmine Crockett.

All CBS wanted was for Colbert to offer equal time to the Strong Black Female Idiot.

This South Carolinian Klansman refused, absolutely.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:23 PM




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1 THE BLADE IS FIRST LIKE DAVID FRENCH IS INTO THE CLOSET TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET SLAMMED BY HER BULLS

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

2 Talarico looks like he's 12.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

3 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (cYBz/)

4 David French has been pushing this, "Jesus meant do whatever the modern Democrat Party tells you to do" Christianity for more than a decade.

And Christians keep voting majority Christian.

Hell, the Catholic vote has trended solidly Catholic over the last decade.

I really, really don't think the same message but from a weird looking twink in a Texas Senate race is going to work any better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

5 Hmmm, sasquatch's gym sock.

Not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

6 White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus,
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These fucking people ALL think and talk like actual bona fide Nazis. They really do. Not that we don't know. But it's creepy.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (JIcUn)

7 Jesus (hey-soos) must be one of his wife's special friends.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

8 Well, THAT was a truncated post.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (pDt9x)

9 Damn the JavaScripts are on hella steroids today. The blog is gonna blow!

Posted by: NCKate at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (uQzkA)

10 But that's just cope. They know who really denied a Strong Black Female Idiot of the position she was born to be genetically entitled to.

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1. Black turnout will be down in November. It happens when a white Democrat beats a black Democrat in the primary. Black turnout goes down. It won't be, like, 1% of the vote, but they'll go from 12% to 11%.

2. The black electorate and the black activist base are going to be LIVID when Talarico loses by 15 to either unpopular Cornyn or "terrible candidate" Paxton.

2a. They will want revenge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

11 Saying she has that loose elastic feel (we all remember from knee length gym socks.)

Ill rate that as true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

12 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser. He makes my skin crawl. I can't believe there are people in the country that don't see this.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

13 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.

Poetry. Well done Boss.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (yk5yw)

14 Time magazine touted his "authenticity" and gushed, "It's populism and piety, the proletariat and the Pharisees all rolled into a Texas-sized operation."

They... they do realize that's not a compliment, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (a+4eV)

15 12 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser. He makes my skin crawl. I can't believe there are people in the country that don't see this.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

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Austin progressives worked with Manhattan progressives, using LA progressive money, to make the most unappealing parody of Christianity possible in a lab.

Talarico is the result.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

16 Sidenote: Crockett looks like she has a nice rack. Not Ellie the Empress, but still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

17 This post could have been written by a strong divers person.

Posted by: Bete at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (BKMOA)

18 I just love being lectured on how to be a good Christian by some asshat who hasn't darked the door of a church in a decade. Maybe if he cracked his Bible open, he would see in PLAIN WORDS that this kind of perversion is abhorrent to Our Lord.

Of course, being a Christian means praying for their depraved souls. Darn it.

Jesus said to pray for our enemies. He didn't exactly specify WHAT to pray for them, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (I40wl)

19 If it were a disease he’d be Fettermaned.

Paranormal Mind Ccontrol simulating possession by demons, or Demonic Possession simulating paranormal mind control.

Posted by: epador at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (ost1O)

20 They... they do realize that's not a compliment, right?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (a+4eV)

Corrupt, venal, status obsessed nominally religious leaders.

Well, they aren't wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

21 Talarico isn't even his name, right?

he thinks it will gain him the Latino vote I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (j+aD2)

22 Sidenote: Crockett looks like she has a nice rack. Not Ellie the Empress, but still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Gotta have something to counterbalance those giant false eyelashes.

When she doesn't have those stupid things on, I think she's quite attractive.

Who is Ellie the Empress?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

23 Comments about the “offness” of Talarico’s appearance are spot on. If anyone is stupid enough not to notice that, there’s really no help for them. They lack a variety of street smarts that’s invariably fatal.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (pDt9x)

24 When did "The French Davidian" get dropped from the AoS Style Guide?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (V362x)

25 Believing in six (or more!) genders is insane enough to most of us -- but six biological sexes?



You can either get prostate cancer, or ovarian cancer, but not both.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (Z7Mnq)

26 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows. They don't have much on him though and it shows. Their "best" attack is him saying "god" is "non binary". They're going to have to do way better than that. Let them hate as long as they fear.

I find it hilarious they're fighting him on the God is non-binary thing. Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible knows this is the case it literally explains that God is above man and before Adam's creation there was no humanity (and no gender) so God by definitions doesn't fit into male or female.

Democrats have conceded Christianity too easily. Republicans know Christians are their last and most consistent foothold, and if they were to lose that; the party would effectively be dead. When even Trump wanted Crockett to win and to knock the Colbert interview off the air, you know something is up.

I never thought I would see the day that patriotism, professional football, Budweiser, and now Christianity were up for grabs by the left. It’s almost like MAGA threw out everything they would have previously considered deeply American in favor of Trump. It’s not a cult.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

27 I highly recommend Chris Bray's substack. His mockery is *chef's kiss*

Like Ace, but lacking the VDH-approved cruelty level.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (w6EFb)

28 When did "The French Davidian" get dropped from the AoS Style Guide?
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (V362x)

French Mistake. He bats cleanup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

29 I definitely think a pasty white greaseball who would bang a tran over his own closet tran wife would have a better chance of beating Paxton in the election

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (e47Rz)

30 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

I mean, in the same way I'm skeeved by Tiny Tim, sure

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (j+aD2)

31 Breitbart just sent me an email, for the first time in years, implying that rising gas prices was Trump's plan all along.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd)

32 I used to think that David French was a confused Christian who was dazzled by fame and money. Now I realize he needs Jesus in the worst way and is on the express train straight to hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)

33 A stock photo of the type of man that enjoys servicing his wife's boyfriends penis.

https://tinyurl.com/yyfhtybw

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (abIsI)

34 "I am tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been more than 10 years of this kind of politics.
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Say the people who Roflcoptered in 2010 at CNN pwning the "teabaggers".

The Left only wishes people thought history started yesterday so they can vomit in theirr mouth with abandon and insist it's a steak dinner.

Fuck you, you fucking faggots. Your problem isn't "divisive politics". It's that Trump did it better than you and beat the Left at its own bullshit game. Now go fuck some more gay filth, you degenerate cum guzzling whore.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (JIcUn)

35 27 I highly recommend Chris Bray's substack. His mockery is *chef's kiss*


oh yeah it's fun

he's MEAN lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)

36 I think David French enjoys being humiliated.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

37 I never thought I would see the day that patriotism, professional football, Budweiser, and now Christianity were up for grabs by the left. It’s almost like MAGA threw out everything they would have previously considered deeply American in favor of Trump. It’s not a cult.


Thats an interesting comment. People are strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

38 26 Democrats have conceded Christianity too easily. Republicans know Christians are their last and most consistent foothold, and if they were to lose that; the party would effectively be dead. When even Trump wanted Crockett to win and to knock the Colbert interview off the air, you know something is up.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

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"Christianity demands that you trans your kids, let illegal immigrants rape your wife, and that you can't complain when Muslims blast morning prayers in your neighborhood."
-the Democrat message to Christians

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

39 Talarico looks like he's 12.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
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He looks desperately in need of a swirly, Dutch rub and Indian burn.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (KAqW5)

40 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?

Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

41 31 Breitbart just sent me an email, for the first time in years, implying that rising gas prices was Trump's plan all along.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd)

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ANDREW BREITBART ISN'T DEAD?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

42 if it weren't for lies, they'd have nothing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (MIIRH)

43 so when they wear the skin suit and parade around, it's weird if we notice?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)

44 I never thought I would see the day that patriotism, professional football, Budweiser, and now Christianity were up for grabs by the left.

This is the kind of lie people tell themselves when they are in a bubble seventeen layers thick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)

45 1 THE BLADE IS FIRST LIKE DAVID FRENCH IS INTO THE CLOSET TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET SLAMMED BY HER BULLS
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

This made me laugh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

46 "Politics as blood sport, politics as trolling and owning, politics as total war. It tears families apart. It ends friendships, and it leaves us all feeling terrible all the time."

Terrible? It makes me feel great. What was tiring to me was the period before the period this bullwatching simp is talking about: the time when all Democraps and fake bullshit RINO prick cocksuckers pissed in my face and told me it was raining.

No, the masks are off and I find out real quick who my friends and enemies really are. Once identified as enemies, I can enjoy watching MAGA fuck them in the ass with an acid sandpaper dildo. I like the "best things" in life same as Conan.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

47 I think David French enjoys being humiliated.
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

Its part of the kink.

It is remarkable when you realize just how much humiliation porn there is on the internet. So I've heard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

48 Shouldn't Talarico be fighting for the other 32 gender people can't change to as surgery is only binary.

Posted by: Bete at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (BKMOA)

49 "And then, very next step, he savages Ken Paxton. With a tone-deafness you can't exaggerate, having set up Talarico's decency and true expression of Christianity as niceness and a steadfast refusal to judge or be pitted against your neighbor, French contrasts nice Christian James Talarico to mean right-winger Ken Paxton by writing that Paxton "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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I suspect that the Dems are becoming alarmed at the Gen Z shift to conservatism and particularly to traditional Christian worship. I watched a Fox News video clip last night of a FOX reporter taping interviews in St. Joseph (an RC church in Greenwich Village), and I was astounded by the number of 30 and under y. os attending Mass.

Dems are getting hammered up and down demographic spectrum. The only people showing up at demonstrations are activists on the payroll.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

50 Talarico strikes me as a kiddie diddler. Oh, and he looks like Alfred E. Newman.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (pZ64F)

51 40 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?

Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

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Talarico is going to lose by 15.

His off-brand Christianity at the top of the ticket is going to hurt Democrats down ticket.

Even high level Democrats know this. They're leaking to ezines that they're not going to fund Talarico because it's a giant waste of money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

52 2 Talarico looks like he's 12.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
It's the eyes, like dolls eyes.

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (LHPAg)

53 41 31 Breitbart just sent me an email, for the first time in years, implying that rising gas prices was Trump's plan all along.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd)

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ANDREW BREITBART ISN'T DEAD?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

Just like Epstein, he's living in government protection under an assumed name*


*No, he's not. I don't want to start that rumor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (xcxpd)

54 French conveniently forgets Jesus's warning about harming the children. Actually in the bible, and he notes there are going to be some rather horrific ends for those who do. So Mr. French what is going to happen to you and the great ship Talarico having forgotten this very Christian "requirement"?

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (GZYu7)

55 Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible
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Maybe you should try more than a cursory read you big dummy.

I notice no one is out there saying Allah is non-binary. Faggots.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (JIcUn)

56 48 Shouldn't Talarico be fighting for the other 32 gender people can't change to as surgery is only binary.

Posted by: Bete at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (BKMOA)

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Why didn't he step aside for a strong black woman because his white skin is a virus and he can never be as good as a black woman?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

57 40 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?
Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

What hath the Critical Drinker wrought?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (xcxpd)

58 53 Just like Epstein, he's living in government protection under an assumed name*


*No, he's not. I don't want to start that rumor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (xcxpd)

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Epstein?

That guy who wrote to Depaak Chopra that he hated Israel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

59 "Talarico looks like he's 12.
Posted by: Bulg"


12 year old Opie Taylor

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (GUOwU)

60 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.
.....................................
Love is Love, H8r!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (sAmhv)

61 The last great hope in the Senate for the Dems was wonderful right up until news got out he fed his wife poo from their baby as a joke.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

62 "White people spread racism, so vote for me, a white guy."

Did I get that right?

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (HKWjx)

63 His testicles may not have dropped yet.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)

64 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser. He makes my skin crawl. I can't believe there are people in the country that don't see this.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

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Austin progressives worked with Manhattan progressives, using LA progressive money, to make the most unappealing parody of Christianity possible in a lab.

Talarico is the result.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
_________

I get the origin. I don't get that anyone could look at the result -- rancid mold on a petri dish crawling with pedo dicklets -- and think "he's the next big thang!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

65 Talarico's gay friends should do something about his televangelist hair he has going on.

Posted by: NCKate at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (uQzkA)

66 David French attends a "Christian" church of one.

I am completely comfortable judging him as not Christian.

Him and Stalin can fuck each other in hell.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (HXT0k)

67 Talarico whitewashed Crocket's office!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (mkw2N)

68 David French isn’t Christian, so I can’t even call him an apostate. What he preaches isn’t simply contrary to church doctrine, it is in direct contradiction to the teachings of Jesus Christ. It’s easily disproven as heresy, to the point I believe he just does it for clicks.

“In their greed these teachers will exploit you with fabricated stories. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.”

2 Peter 2:3

Really, almost all 2 Peter 2 applies to French.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 03:39 PM (bucPA)

69 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

He looks like he'd make a good Mikey for Life cereal if they wanted one that looked like he was going to bite your face off.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:39 PM (JIcUn)

70 I read somewhere that French's job is not to persuade or promote Christianity, but to give Democrat Christians a plausible reason to keep voting for Democrats despite noticing everything they stand for is opposed to the Bible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)

71 Gayvid Frenchie is in dire need of a blanket party only one using bricks instead of soap

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (e47Rz)

72 Talarico is a human bobblehead. Very weird looking, uh, person. Almost makes me thing there's some sort of brain damage going on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (jtM2q)

73 61 The last great hope in the Senate for the Dems was wonderful right up until news got out he fed his wife poo from their baby as a joke.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

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And he lost by 3 in 2018, before Joe Biden stole the presidency and then turned the border counties red by opening the border.

Also before Texas tightened voting.

Also before the great Migration pushed Texas even further to the right.

Blexas will never die because it will never arrive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

74 THE BLADE IS FIRST LIKE DAVID FRENCH IS INTO THE CLOSET TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET SLAMMED BY HER BULLS
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

This made me laugh
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
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The Blade, he aims to please ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

75 Hey, Mistah Talarico, tally me banana
Daylight come and me want go home.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (KAqW5)

76 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser

He's the youth pastor that was quietly fired from the church because he made all the kids feel super uncomfortable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (PYyV9)

77 58 53 Just like Epstein, he's living in government protection under an assumed name*


*No, he's not. I don't want to start that rumor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (xcxpd)

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Epstein?

That guy who wrote to Depaak Chopra that he hated Israel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Well they kept bossing him and his sidepiece around...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (xcxpd)

78 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out ...

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[Serious The Monkeys misheard song lyrics by me as a kid:]


Cheer up Sweet Vagine.
Oh what can it mean ...
To a daydream believer --
And a homecoming queen?

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (5b2ve)

79 I don’t even know who Talarico is. I’m sure he matters to someone, but it’s probably not his mother.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (bucPA)

80 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.
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Hah! The joke's on you.

I don't have a soul!

Posted by: David F. at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (ESVrU)

81 I really hate when people misrepresent Jesus.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (FMtrg)

82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

83 Democrat Christians

**********************

Is that like a Christian Satanist?

Or a Messianic Witch?

oh I know, a Crystal Methodist....=

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (e47Rz)

84 64
I get the origin. I don't get that anyone could look at the result -- rancid mold on a petri dish crawling with pedo dicklets -- and think "he's the next big thang!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

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Most Democrats probably had no idea.

He was just their candidate until he became "Not-Black Girl Magic" in which case they had to vote for the white man because they're racist.

Now that they're stuck with a wet squib of a candidate who will obviously turn off large swaths of evangelicals in a state that has 2.5 million more Republicans than Democrats, they're just masturbating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

85 The only reason any of us know who he is is because Crockett ran against him. I find that interesting.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (JIcUn)

86 DEVELOPING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett voters are breaking down in tears on social media blaming Republicans for her loss while ignoring the fact it was a primary, meaning she was replaced with a White Democrat male by the voters.
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One example of many on how dumb Democrat voters can be.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (Dv3i1)

87 82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

Uh-huh.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (pDt9x)

88 71 Gayvid Frenchie is in dire need of a blanket party only one using bricks ball peen hammers instead of soap
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos


Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (abIsI)

89 Guy is so creepy looking.

Like a baby-faced serial killer.

Deep cut, but anyone remember Issac from Children of the Corn?

https://shorturl.at/BEOxp

Posted by: Leupold at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (eIzlH)

90 David French found Jesus alright.

The problem is the Jesus David found now calls himself Tiffany Cherry Bottom and David pays zer $20 a meeting for each back alley interview.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

91
Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.



Ewok Savant Savagery. Wicket is da bomb.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (y9nCu)

92 I really hate when people misrepresent Jesus.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (FMtrg)

To be fair Jesus warned about it so look at it as fulfillment of Scripture.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (JIcUn)

93 87 82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

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It was a Democrat internal poll that showed Talarico getting 44% of the vote.

Yes, he will get no more than 44% of the vote.

I swear, after the years of polling failures, I'd expect conservatives to be more prone to laughing at obvious bullshit in the form of polling than giving it any credence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

94 Re: David French's devolution from traditional Christianity to "kindness is everything": C.S. Lewis writes about the false equation of kindness with love in The Problem of Pain. Everyone already thinks they're kind, so it doesn't call for any character development. Love, however, wants what is good for the loved, and that can be a huge directional change for them. We may not want the interference (who does?) but that's to ask for less love, not more. So, depending on how you define it, kindness is NOT everything. Some people just want a grandfather in heaven instead of a father in heaven.

Posted by: Blahblahblah at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (p90Y4)

95 I really hate when people misrepresent Jesus.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (FMtrg)
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Pretty sure Dante put them somewhere in the Eight Circle of Hell.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (KAqW5)

96 Benjamin Domenech
@bdomenech
·
Follow
It's a fitting end for David French's storyline is that he insists this abortion obsessed transing kids promoting "non binary God" man is more Christian than all the dedicated prolife Christians who he used to pretend to respect.
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whom

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)

97 Nice rack? Get a load of these.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro Sister's Ashkenazi Breasts at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (wBaIH)

98 36 I think David French enjoys being humiliated.
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

It can honestly get exhausting sometimes, especially on "group nights".

Posted by: Mrs French at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (qivay)

99 When did "The French Davidian" get dropped from the AoS Style Guide?

I've always recommended "Mr. French"

Posted by: Buffy Davis at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (D0HYP)

100 Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM

Democrat running for Senate in Texas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (ix8EF)

101
Epstein?

That guy who wrote to Depaak Chopra that he hated Israel?


One of the more subtle things in Epstein's emails is that he didn't much like other Jewish people.

Well, besides Ehud Barak, the Joe Biden of Israel, but...that kind of makes sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

102 I ignore everything else to just look at that guy with that face saying he loves trans children and see a probable felony there.

What is it with the pedo creeps? There's a guy on X hawking age verification for social media and he has that pedo look too.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (HKWjx)

103 So I ordered some Snapdragon seeds from a Big Name Seed company recently, and when I opened the packet, there were big squash or pumpkin seeds in there.

The seeds enthusiastically yelled, "we're Snapdragon seeds... the label says so!"

I won't get fooled again!



Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (DgMqy)

104 “ They” have been misrepresenting Jesus for 2000 years. It started right after His ascension.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (pDt9x)

105
Curious that Newsome and Biden can call their black audiences stupid within the span of a couple weeks and it just gets laughed off, 'cause, ha-ha, they're on "our" side.

They won't turn out for this little homo any more than they would for Buttageig.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (Y8DZL)

106 Posted by: Blahblahblah at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (p90Y4)

That's a very good book: The problem of pain

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (ix8EF)

107 Talarico looks like he's 12.

I’ve seen 12 year olds make an honest and sincere profession of faith, which is more than he has done.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (nHcc1)

108 James Talarico: "Now, the embryo is biologically alive. That is certainly true. But being alive and being a person are two different things."

"I prove it every day," the bobble-head golem added.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (Sy6m/)

109 Texas voter starts crying after voting for James Talarico over Jasmine Crockett:

“Because we need somebody who can win."
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I drink your tears with joy. Now, dance!
*cracks whip

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

110 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

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It was a Democrat internal poll that showed Talarico getting 44% of the vote.

Yes, he will get no more than 44% of the vote.

I swear, after the years of polling failures, I'd expect conservatives to be more prone to laughing at obvious bullshit in the form of polling than giving it any credence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
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And the stock market dropped almost 2% one day last week! We are doomed.

We must always have hair on fire.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

111 Told ya he's their (the White progressives') Charlie Kirk.

You want preaching; what would Jesus do moments; and lectures there is "no historical, theological, biblical basis" for Christians to be pro-life? The little 🤡 is your (pick your own poison).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (NFX2v)

112 I did not know that Sasquatch wore socks. The things you learn here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (u73oe)

113
"God is nonbinary," he declared on the state House floor.

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But we're not. We have two sexes, male and female. That's the way we're made. There's a reason for that. Survival.

Whether you think we are the result of 4.5 billion years of evolution, or were created more recently along with the world, that's the way we're made. Otherwise we wouldn't be here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (VWtfl)

114 Crockett isn't blaming Talarico or his voters? So... strange......

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (JIcUn)

115 The last woman broke down crying because she wanted to vote for Crockett but voted for Talarico because she thought only he could win. When he loses that woman should be on suicide watch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (qBBPl)

116 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (f1kZG)

117 Years ago we were discussing how Obama had destroyed the Democratic party and wiped out their bench. They have nobody waiting in the wings to save them, Newsome is the least horrific option and he's doomed.

They have a combination of pushing out anyone sane and capable and a new generation of insane soy creatures shaped by incest, molestation, experimental drugs, and soul cooking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (PYyV9)

118 110 And the stock market dropped almost 2% one day last week! We are doomed.

We must always have hair on fire.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

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Oil rose to $120 in after market trading over the weekend!

Trump shouldn't have taken out the leadership of the premiere state sponsor of global terror because this temporary spike in oil prices risks the midterms!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

119 Texas voter starts crying after voting for James Talarico over Jasmine Crockett:

“Because we need somebody who can win."
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I drink your tears with joy. Now, dance!
*cracks whip
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)
_______

[Nodding sagaciously]

-- Tones And I

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

120 Who took a bigger heel turn-Tucker or French?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (rJ48h)

121 Jesus said to pray for our enemies. He didn't exactly specify WHAT to pray for them, I suppose.

Use the Imprecatory psalms (e.g., Pss 35, 59, 69, 109, 137) as your guide.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (WCaCG)

122 Most puns make me feel numb but math puns make me feel number.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (Z7Mnq)

123 Talerico looks like that Fuentes dweeb. They could be the name guy.

*Is Fuentes that young, neo-nazi, whose popular on the interwebs? Or am I mixing my InFLueNzERs up.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

124 116 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (f1kZG)

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That's Rick Wilson, awful Republican campaign manager who lost every race he managed but kept getting work for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

125 Talarico is a flashing red light you can see from 50 miles away. Danger.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)

126 Friend of the blog the Rick Wilson had the stars and bars cooler I think

Posted by: NCKate at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (uQzkA)

127 So, have the Democrats just abandoned the Big Tent Strategy and opted for the Ideologically Purist approach?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)

128 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (JIcUn)

129
116 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM

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That's noted white supremacist Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (VWtfl)

130 With all the hair on fire. thank goodness Aquanet no longer has CFCs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (2GVsD)

131 "Now, the embryo is biologically alive. That is certainly true. But being alive and being a person are two different things."

It should be pointed out this is an explicitly religious argument

We have a living, distinct human being. But... "is it a person?". That's not an unimportant question but its not a biology question, its an argument about whether we have a soul and when that soul develops or enters the body.

Now all of the pro-abortion arguments have traditionally said these question don't matter. They just pretend that something magical happens biologically at some point. Now that science has shown demonstrably that isn't true they are left grasping not only at straws but what they told us are straws that shouldn't even be considered.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

132 21 Talarico isn't even his name, right?

he thinks it will gain him the Latino vote I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03

It is, he was adopted by his stepfather. Talarico is Italian. He looks like Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (OoFl2)

133 Is David French going to argue for the Gospel of Thomas too? or at all, since Talarico just assumed it.
If he really wants to be edgy, David can cite the Apocryphon of James: "the Kingdom of God belongs to those who have put themselves to death". At least then he can put himself out of our misery

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (gKWVE)

134 The last woman broke down crying because she wanted to vote for Crockett but voted for Talarico because she thought only he could win. When he loses that woman should be on suicide watch
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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So, by her reasoning I should have voted for Cornhole because I have been assured that only he can win against Talacreepo?///
F that!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (9U6Wl)

135 "Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul."


Pure poetry.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (0N4FZ)

136 "White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus,"

Well, the Democrat new white hope stated that white people can't be racist, but everyone else can be.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (EhiZ2)

137 Sounds like Talarico's campaign is a play based on the lyrics of Genesis' "Jesus He Knows Me."

Posted by: Socratease at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (YgfoU)

138 Who took a bigger heel turn-Tucker or French?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (rJ48h)

Tucker. Hands down. French was always just 'a guy' among the dozens or non descriptive white guys at NRO.

Probably why his wife likes getting plowed like a cornfield in Iowa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

139 I saw Insane Soy Creatures open for Insane Clown Posse.

It was nuts.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (KAqW5)

140 Oil rose to $120 in after market trading over the weekend!

Trump shouldn't have taken out the leadership of the premiere state sponsor of global terror because this temporary spike in oil prices risks the midterms!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
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It was just so he could claim a 33% reduction in price after he essentially told Lloyds and the rest of London we are taking over the shipping insurance industry.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (GZYu7)

141 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM

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That's noted white supremacist Rick Wilson.


they are all interchangeable as they are all in on the grift. To get the Cady Ovens version, just bolt on boobs and get a tan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (2GVsD)

142
David French's devolution from traditional Christianity to "kindness is everything"



That's assuming that David French Lick was ever serious about being a Christian. Like the rest of these cocksuckers, he's little more than a communist mole who'd love to shoot a few Kulaks in the back of the neck. Claiming to be a devout Christian is just a tool to gain secular power.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (y9nCu)

143 Cooler guy was Rick Wilson the bald.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (cS1cw)

144 A stock photo of the type of man that enjoys servicing his wife's boyfriends penis.

https://tinyurl.com/yyfhtybw
Posted by: Maj. Healey
......

He looks like he IS the penis.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

145 The conservative case for the Antichrist.

Per Dennis Prager:

The answer to this question is one of the few issues about which most religious Jews agree. When it comes to naming the worst sin in Judaism, they would respond “chillul haShem,” desecrating God’s name. This means doing evil while acting religious — or, to put it more simply, doing evil in God’s name.

From a Jewish perspective, as horrific as murder is, murder committed by an atheist individual or government is not as damaging as murder by a religious individual or government. From the victim’s perspective, of course, there is no difference.

Why is murder committed in the name of God worse? Because it ruins God’s name. And belief in a morally demanding and morally judging God as the only means to a better world is at the heart of the Jewish message. When God is rendered the source of evil rather than the source of good, hope for a good world is shattered.

That is why the evil committed in our time by Muslims in the name of God and of religion has had a particularly negative effect on this generation’s faith in God.

https://jewishjournal.com/commentary/opinion/127780/

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (4c2RO)

146 reminds me of that skeevy lookin' joker running for a city council seat in SF(?) ... but he's already been convicted

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (MIIRH)

147 In reference to an earlier post

I actually think even Ron Howard looked better in his thirties than James Talarico does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (ix8EF)

148 I ignore everything else to just look at that guy with that face saying he loves trans children and see a probable felony there.

What is it with the pedo creeps? There's a guy on X hawking age verification for social media and he has that pedo look too.
Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM


Seriously...that guy does not look right.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (kgE5c)

149 Crockett blaming Republicans reinforces my belief that the white supremacists are white leftists. The prog white folk in Texas kicked her to the curb, but she's brainwashed to say it's the Republicans. Everybody protects the white progressive, hence white supremacy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (qBBPl)

150 It is, he was adopted by his stepfather. Talarico is Italian. He looks like Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM


He looks like robert francis "beto" o'rouke. They could be brothers and he will suffer the same fate as beat off did six years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (0N4FZ)

151 If an embryo doesn't count, why will the fed gov give WIC to pregnant women?

The federal government provides WIC (Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children) benefits to pregnant women, regardless of when they are in their pregnancy, because the program's primary goal is to improve health outcomes for both the mother and the developing fetus. (Ref: The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (NFX2v)

152 Talafreako literally looks like a younger version of the pedo faggot who followed me and my friends around the city begging to suck our dicks. "I wanna suck your young dicks!" We were about 13. Not joking.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

153 "Now, the embryo is biologically alive. That is certainly true. But being alive and being a person are two different things."

And how you get a Nazi pro-Eugenics propaganda movie like Life Without Meaning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (2GVsD)

154 Is it me or can Democrats only talk openly about God and Jesus when they are blaspheming them?

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (JIcUn)

155 And someone (Josh Brolin) just gave the margins a good time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (zZu0s)

156 The Left's parade of "masculine" men meant to appeal to conservative males:

. President MomJeans
. David Hogg
. David French
. Pete Booygag
. Beta O'Rourke
. Dylan Mulvaney
. Doug Emhoff
. Tim Walz
. Gruesome Newscum
. Bad Bunny
. James Take-it-up-da-asshoe

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (yB0MT)

157 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM

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That's noted white supremacist Rick Wilson.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (VWtfl)
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So hard to keep track of all the white supremacists!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (KAqW5)

158 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (4c2RO)

159 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

God has no gender, being a spirit, but generally chooses to reveal himself as a male in the Bible because of the gender representing power, protection, provision, and command.

That's not non-binary, though. Its not someone who is neither x nor y but a blend or can swap between them. God is without gender because God is a spirit and has no physical body or limitations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)

160 In what universe does a single rational person regard David French the Apostate with a grain of respect?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (za9vj)

161 I've always recommended "Mr. French"
Posted by: Buffy Davis


Is that a mustard joke or ???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)

162 DEVELOPING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett voters are breaking down in tears on social media blaming Republicans for her loss while ignoring the fact it was a primary, meaning she was replaced with a White Democrat male by the voters.

--

Imagine a life so bereft of meaning that your candidate loses an election and you feel the need to film yourself bawling like an immature child...and you want people to see you acting like it and put it on social media for all the world to see. These people are breathtaking.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qBdHI)

163 21 Talarico isn't even his name, right?

rumor i saw the other day is that his real name is barnabas collins.

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

164 He looks like the puppet in Magic, and it's disturbing when he talks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (NFX2v)

165 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
Posted by: ...



And on the sixth day God created woman, and no one has rested since.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (Z7Mnq)

166 What Trump is doing to Lloyd's makes me smile.

Grandma on prometheus channel laid it out for me.

If it's true..."It's beautiful man!". (young Tom Cruise line)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (cS1cw)

167 That's Rick Wilson, awful Republican campaign manager who lost every race he managed but kept getting work for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

I'm also a pirate! But not the the Lincoln Project kind, swearsies!

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (qivay)

168 Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM

Ah, yes. That's the name I couldn't think of: Howdy Doody. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (ix8EF)

169 I actually think even Ron Howard looked better in his thirties than James Talarico does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (ix8EF

Clint Howard looks better. And he looks... unfortunate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

170 159 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

God has no gender, being a spirit, but generally chooses to reveal himself as a male in the Bible because of the gender representing power, protection, provision, and command.

That's not non-binary, though. Its not someone who is neither x nor y but a blend or can swap between them. God is without gender because God is a spirit and has no physical body or limitations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)

Tha is rarely pointed out, I have found. Most standard, taught Christianity is heavily into the anthropomorphism of God the Father.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (pDt9x)

171 Talarico looks like Chucky

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (+nEug)

172 166 What Trump is doing to Lloyd's makes me smile.

Grandma on prometheus channel laid it out for me.

If it's true..."It's beautiful man!". (young Tom Cruise line)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (cS1cw)

======

Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.

Gutting that importance is going to turn England fully into a backwater until it decides to change anything about its trajectory over the last 80 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

173 171 Talarico looks like Chucky
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (+nEug

Yes! This!

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)

174 164 He looks like the puppet in Magic, and it's disturbing when he talks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (NFX2v)

Ann Margret. mmmmm.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (qivay)

175 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"

--

I see him riding around in a wagon driving through the neighborhoods calling out, "come along children...lollipops!"

/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang reference

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (qBdHI)

176 Imagine a life so bereft of meaning that your candidate loses an election and you feel the need to film yourself bawling like an immature child...and you want people to see you acting like it and put it on social media for all the world to see. These people are breathtaking.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qBdHI)

Note she has no problem with Talarico or his voters. All this emotion but nothing against the guy who beat her.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (JIcUn)

177 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."

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There's a true Christian for you -- unable to answer "God" or "Jesus Christ."

/Not to mention "country" -- which for him is likely Zimbabwe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (yB0MT)

178 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"



I suggest Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (Z7Mnq)

179 Maybe the Jews should not have written out Ashtereh[sp???] as being the wife of a certain Sinai storm god named Yahweh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)

180 "Jesus didn't say anything bad about it specifically, so it's OK."

Well, then, the Old Testament and verses elsewhere in the New Testament say it isn't OK. Therefore, either the Old Testament and those parts of the NT aren't the inspired Word of God or Jesus isn't God. Which one is it?

(I read somewhere else one time someone complaining that there are too many of Paul's letters in the Bible and he talked too much.)

Posted by: Vendette at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (PrsTH)

181 Piper, it took me a while to place it but it finally came to me

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (+nEug)

182 David French is jealous that Talarico still has a combover.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (GPa4z)

183 Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.

Yeah their only real power and significance in the world is being an economic center. Without that, they are a tiny island with a small economy and almost no military.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (PYyV9)

184 Matthew 7:15

15 Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy)

185 Talarico gives me the fucking creeps and I'm a straight dude.

He's got some weird-ass uncanny valley shit going on that just ain't right.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (5aZAZ)

186 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.


********

So now I know what happens when I find when my socks go missing when washing them.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (vN5JL)

187 184 Matthew 7:15

15 Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy).

So... Democrats

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (GOmDb)

188 And Trump needs to move the Prime Meridian to Mar-a-Lago.

A simple software update to all the GPS satellites right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (2GVsD)

189 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."


The look on that interviewer's face, like a mom watching their youngest succeed in a spelling bee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (PYyV9)

190 Seriously.

Walk into your church. That person is leading the church youth group.

"Nah, don't worry. It'll be fine! He loves children. LOVES them!"

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (HKWjx)

191 The laws against buggery were nailed to the cross.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (GPa4z)

192 God has no gender, being a spirit...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)


Yeah...maybe not that simple.

Look up immanence and transcendence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (n9ltV)

193 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."
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But not the British trans children.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (KAqW5)

194 If he was on Tinder the app would automatically swipe left and forward his profile to the police.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (HKWjx)

195 Really should have locked this thread after The Blade's FIRST comment. Brutal AND amusing!

That could be a new tagline for this place. Brutal Amusement!

Posted by: tsj017 at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (xakWh)

196 Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.
____

We can't let this important business fall under the control of islamists.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

197
Is there a chance in hell that Demonic Data can win??

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (Of9wS)

198 Talarico looks like Chucky
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (+nEug

Yes! This!
Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)
_____

Except Chucky is cool in his malevolence and has some great one-liners. Talafreako is the icky doll who wants to blow Beach Ken's 12-year-old brother.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

199 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"

I've been using "Screwtape"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (pUU4E)

200 President Trump is hitting them where it hurts. In the pocket book.

They caused oil to spike, Trump brought it down. No sympathy for the corrupt.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (cS1cw)

201 Blonde Morticia. NO NO AND NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (+nEug)

202 > DEVELOPING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett voters are breaking down in tears on social media blaming Republicans for her loss while ignoring the fact it was a primary, meaning she was replaced with a White Democrat male by the voters.
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I'm sure the media plays a huge part in all that. She was "their golden girl" and got smacked down a white male who looks like the poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome.

So, of course it's the fault of Republicans....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (jtM2q)

203
David French has a mustache to hide the stretch marks.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (IifOV)

204 174. Ann Margret. mmmmm.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science

Oh, I see. You were only pretending to be Mrs. French or are groups nights more sporty than I imagined? 🤨

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

205 82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh

So J. Ann Selzer started polling in Texas after being humiliated in Iowa?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (JCZqz)

206 I second moving the prime meridian.

Dumb-ass heads would explode.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:02 PM (cS1cw)

207 "Is there a chance in hell that Demonic Data can win??
Posted by: Blonde Morticia"

When he changes his name to Jaime and professes is love for breakfast tacos he might fool enough Hispanic LIV's

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 04:02 PM (GUOwU)

208 Walk into your church. That person is leading the church youth group.

Not in my church. We have pretty careful rules about contact with and being alone with kids, etc. Not because of bad experiences, but to make sure that there aren't any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (PYyV9)

209 200 President Trump is hitting them where it hurts. In the pocket book.

They caused oil to spike, Trump brought it down. No sympathy for the corrupt.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (cS1cw)

========

The oil spike was mostly emotional exuberance, a large move by speculators to drive up the price on the idea that Iran has any ability to control the Strait of Hormuz or that the block would actually make the price of worldwide oil more than double in price.

Both were wrong, but what really drew things down wasn't anything Trump said or did.

It was a Greek vessel turning off their transponder, getting through the strait, and then turning on the transponder again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

210 Did they change their name from Seltzer to Selzer because no one was buying their fizz anymore?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (2GVsD)

211 So SwallowDicko is the new Xriston ideal?

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (TezPK)

212 Actually Talarico reminds me of Children of the Corn. He is the creepiest Democrat in the US, right after Mamdani.

Posted by: Random PJ at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (+jscL)

213 Thanks to those that corrected my mistake.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (f1kZG)

214 When he changes his name to Jaime and professes is love for breakfast tacos he might fool enough Hispanic LIV's

Why are my ears ringing?

Posted by: RObert "Beato" O'Rourke the most Irish man in Texas at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

215 Chucy is pretty good Ben Had

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (JIcUn)

216 Brutal Amusement opened for Pussy Riot once.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (2GVsD)

217 These people are breathtaking.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qBdHI)


Their hyper-emotionalism makes them easily manipulated, as the true left understands.

Of course they shoot the hyper-emoters in the head after the revolution succeeds, so there's that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (n9ltV)

218
I see him riding around in a wagon driving through the neighborhoods calling out, "come along children...lollipops!"

/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang reference

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (qBdHI)

All he needs is the top hate and pointy shoes. Unfortunate little goblin, isn't he?

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:05 PM (wLjpr)

219 So who is the Dr. Seuss character with the candy van?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)

220 What Trump is doing to Lloyd's makes me smile.

Grandma on prometheus channel laid it out for me.

If it's true..."It's beautiful man!". (young Tom Cruise line)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (cS1cw)

======

Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.

Gutting that importance is going to turn England fully into a backwater until it decides to change anything about its trajectory over the last 80 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (GBKbO)
______

The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

221 Honest question bc I don't want to wade into some pedo swamp.

How does David French get to decide on what makes a true Christian? I never heard of him. Is he some theologian or something?

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (HKWjx)

222 Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:05 PM (wLjpr)

Moki!

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (JIcUn)

223 185 Talarico gives me the fucking creeps and I'm a straight dude.

He's got some weird-ass uncanny valley shit going on that just ain't right.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM

Same and I can't understand how liberals don't see it. Or they do and like Trashcan Man, my life for you.
Or their children's life.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (KGhM4)

224 "come along children...lollipops!"

/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang reference

All Free Today

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (DgMqy)

225 With a tone-deafness you can't exaggerate, having set up Talarico's decency and true expression of Christianity as niceness and a steadfast refusal to judge or be pitted against your neighbor, French contrasts nice Christian James Talarico to mean right-winger Ken Paxton by writing that Paxton "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Interesting because that nice, nice George H.W. Bush was one too, but the Establishment kept it a secret. So was John McCain, who's funeral concludes next month.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (ZOv7s)

226 He made Russian oil available.

LLoyds started the panic. British dicks calling hostilities illegal, etc.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (cS1cw)

227 That's not non-binary, though. Its not someone who is neither x nor y but a blend or can swap between them. God is without gender because God is a spirit and has no physical body or limitations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And He made both men and women in His image.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

228 220 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

======

The US treasury backing insurance claims for vessels going through the Strait while the US Navy guides ships through is going to take the eroded nature of England and...do ugly things to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

229
154 Is it me or can Democrats only talk openly about God and Jesus when they are blaspheming them?
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM

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Yeah, but also when they say that we're blaspheming, and they're not.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (VWtfl)

230 How does David French get to decide on what makes a true Christian? I never heard of him. Is he some theologian or something?

He made his name being pro-Trump and openly Christian, but went nuts when Trump was nominated, like so many.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)

231 Pied Piper of Padeophilia - Talarico

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (2GVsD)

232 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)


It was shifting 25 years ago! The UK has to work hard to keep up appearances of being a player on the world stage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (n9ltV)

233 Sonia Bernhart needs to check her gallon bucket load of racist misogyny at the voting location door!

"I love Jasmine Crockett", she says tearfully, "but we need someone who can win, a white man".

I may have added that last little bit to her quote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:08 PM (yPQ+b)

234 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

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The US treasury backing insurance claims for vessels going through the Strait while the US Navy guides ships through is going to take the eroded nature of England and...do ugly things to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)
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So sad

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

235 The contents of Talafreako's search history must be fascinating.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (gtcuf)

236 Same and I can't understand how liberals don't see it. Or they do and like Trashcan Man, my life for you.
Or their children's life.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (KGhM4)
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They have been programmed to find traditional masculinity off-putting, and so they flee from it.

Indeed, part of how they get captured is that they assume that because "male feminists" are depraved perverts, the actual guys with balls must somehow be worse.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (ZOv7s)

237 Note that we are the supposed psycho Christianists yet ALL these Democrat idiots talk about regarding the faith is what makes a True Christian. 🤔

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (JIcUn)

238 Maybe the one Will Farrell movie that doesn't suck makes it's way into political commentary. The Great Circle of Cinema connects Anchorman to David French.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (otZRM)

239 Same and I can't understand how liberals don't see it.

I think that they are so used to that kind of guy they don't notice it a red flag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (PYyV9)

240 234 So sad

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

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At least they have a former public prosecutor who let off Muslim rape gangs leading their Parliament.

Silver lining, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

241 208 Walk into your church. That person is leading the church youth group.

Not in my church. We have pretty careful rules about contact with and being alone with kids, etc. Not because of bad experiences, but to make sure that there aren't any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026

Our Church Youth Group pastor is truly amazing, and he really does love kids. But like your Church, there is never a time adults are alone with kids. There is also a pretty state of the art security and monitoring system in all the youth group rooms, plus I am confident the dads of the congregation would take whoever to the back pasture and anyone who hurt the kids would not be heard from again. In the name of Christ.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (OoFl2)

242 Check his computer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (2szVb)

243 It was shifting 25 years ago! The UK has to work hard to keep up appearances of being a player on the world stage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (n9ltV)
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Starmer hates England. He wants it broken and subjugated to the EU. He's pretty open about that. Wants to give away Gibraltar as well as Diego Garcia.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (ZOv7s)

244 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

It was shifting 25 years ago! The UK has to work hard to keep up appearances of being a player on the world stage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (n9ltV)
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I'm all broken up about this

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

245 204 174. Ann Margret. mmmmm.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science

Oh, I see. You were only pretending to be Mrs. French or are groups nights more sporty than I imagined? 🤨
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

Well, when your husband throws so many d*cks at you, it gets old and you look for a more "gentle touch".

Posted by: Mrs. French at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (qivay)

246 "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (9AdGW)

247 Check his bank accounts and lawyer for payoff activity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (2GVsD)

248
NO NO AND NO.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Good. All this promotion of him was making me wonder if his partisans think he has a chance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (Of9wS)

249 The United Kingdom is the David French of countries.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (5aZAZ)

250
Moki!

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (JIcUn)

Hey ellipses!! How are you and yours???

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (wLjpr)

251 246 "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (9AdGW)

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Well, I can never vote for Trump again.

But Vance has been loyal to his one wife their entire marriage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

252 That guy Talarico gives me the creeps. It’s like a Silence of the Lambs vibe.

Wouldn’t surprise me if he had women chained up in an oubliette in his basement or garage.

Creepy AF.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (np2zX)

253 Really should have locked this thread after The Blade's FIRST comment. Brutal AND amusing!

That could be a new tagline for this place. Brutal Amusement!
Posted by: tsj017 at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (xakWh)
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The Blade, he aims to please

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

254 I've always recommended "Mr. French"
Posted by: Buffy Davis

Is that a mustard joke or ???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM


You're only 28, aren't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (kgE5c)

255 Comrade Flounder, where's a hacker when you really need one.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (+nEug)

256
227

And He made both men and women in His image.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM

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When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (VWtfl)

257 Has HMS Dragon sailed yet?

Keir Starmer's UK is making Lichtenstein look like a global powerhouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)

258 How come Democrats never talk about what makes a "Real Jew".

Oh wait they do. When they say all the people who call themselves Jews are impostors. 🤣

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (JIcUn)

259 Indeed, part of how they get captured is that they assume that because "male feminists" are depraved perverts, the actual guys with balls must somehow be worse.

Yeah they hate all men because all the men they know are soy creepy predators, and those conservatives must be even worse no matter how much they long for a conservative man. They literally come out and say it: they want a "traditional" manly man who isn't conservative, like you can get apples from a palm tree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (PYyV9)

260 248
NO NO AND NO.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Good. All this promotion of him was making me wonder if his partisans think he has a chance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (Of9wS)

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Democrat partisans think he does.

Because partisanship makes them stupid.

It's an R+14 state. He has no chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

261 Not in my church. We have pretty careful rules about contact with and being alone with kids, etc. Not because of bad experiences, but to make sure that there aren't any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026

The church I used to go to instituted a policy like that several years ago. They pointed out that it was both to protect the children, and to protect the adults from false accusations.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

262
I was honestly surprised to see Jasmine Ratchett crying, in... shock? Disappointment? Did she actually think she was on her way to the US Senate??? Her expectations of victory are a disqualifier right there -- she's out of touch with reality.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (Of9wS)

263 Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests.

Well that, and Trump's philandering stopped over a decade before he ran for president. He gave it up for Melania. And forgiveness and changing your life is the entire point of Christianity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:13 PM (PYyV9)

264 When they say all the people who call themselves Jews are impostors. 🤣

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (JIcUn)


The left-wing Jews are unbelievably pompous and superior about their interpretation of Judaism. It is almost entirely wrong, but they are confident that they have the true word.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (n9ltV)

265 When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026

Which is why he says you cannot make an image of him, but he did send his son in his human form, and there is the constant “Father” reference, which is not an accident.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (OoFl2)

266 How does David French get to decide on what makes a true Christian? I never heard of him. Is he some theologian or something?
Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (HKWjx)
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He started out covering the Christian beat and being a typical NR shill, saying the right things, quoting the Bible and of course he was in Iraq (doing paperwork) and then Trump came along and he, along with his cohorts, imagined that they could cancel him. They failed.

Was the act ever genuine? Maybe. I bet he thought he was a good Christian, but his subsequent behavior and repeated acts of deception and dishonesty have revealed him to be a nasty hypocritical grifter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (ZOv7s)

267 "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (9AdGW)

Unfortunately, a GOP voter should only vote for the GOP candidate if that person is paragon of perfect virtue (according to the left's standards of what that person's virtue should be, particularly if it's a man).

Posted by: Vendette at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (PrsTH)

268 Hey ellipses!! How are you and yours???

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (wLjpr)

Doing great moki, thanks. *Always* good to see you.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (JIcUn)

269 When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I love the story about paying taxes to Caesar, in which Jesus reminds his listeners that, just as the coin bear's Caesar's image, they bear God's.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

270 "I love Jasmine Crockett", she says tearfully, "but we need someone who can win, a white man"


Racist misogynist Republican forced me to vote for a white male. Can't win with these people.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (GUOwU)

271 The left-wing Jews are unbelievably pompous and superior about their interpretation of Judaism. It is almost entirely wrong, but they are confident that they have the true word.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (n9ltV)
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That seems to be a common trait among left-wing Christians and their interpretation of Christianity as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)

272 It's an R+14 state. He has no chance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
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I really, really wish people would stop saying this shit.

Weird shit happens in elections, even in Texas.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (5aZAZ)

273 and there is the constant “Father” reference, which is not an accident.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (OoFl2)

Particularly relevant to Christianity.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (JIcUn)

274 come along children...lollipops!"

High little girl! Wanna help me and the puppet find my lost kitten? I have candy!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (Kt19C)

275 Been kidding around about this/him but I didn't realize Talarico has been a middle school teacher, works with the Non-profit Children's Defense Fund* to advocate for children's issues, and a student at Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary in addition to his work as a legislator.

It's even more disturbing; I'm an a**. What does it say about some Texas voters? Lordy!
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*Meet us at Alex Haley Farm for Hall-Proctor Institute for Child Advocacy Ministry

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (NFX2v)

276 Angels are spiritual beings who can easily assume corporeal form when necessary. Spiritual beings are not versions of - us, but we do so love to bring them to our level.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 04:17 PM (pDt9x)

277 That seems to be a common trait among left-wing Christians and their interpretation of Christianity as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)


Yup. Contradicting the Bible is a good signal that they are not the most knowledgeable when it comes to basic theology.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:17 PM (n9ltV)

278 I was honestly surprised to see Jasmine Ratchett crying, in... shock? Disappointment? Did she actually think she was on her way to the US Senate??? Her expectations of victory are a disqualifier right there -- she's out of touch with reality.

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I firmly believe she bought into this notion she was some powerhouse politician. She believed the hype and the fawning coverage. She...miscalculated.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 04:17 PM (qBdHI)

279 The whole French being a cuck thing was because he bragged that when he was deployed, he put her under strict orders to stay away from men. Made Mike Pence seem like a libertine. So people naturally assume she was cheating on him or that he was so underwhelming he was afraid she was.

Still, we have no concrete evidence he was a cuckold. We know Kevin Williamson was an actual cuck, but not French. Not yet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:18 PM (ZOv7s)

280 272 It's an R+14 state. He has no chance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
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I really, really wish people would stop saying this shit.

Weird shit happens in elections, even in Texas.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (5aZAZ)

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I'm sorry that Senate races cause things to revert to PVI, a pattern we can see year after year.

Yes, Talarico is going to lose massively. He's going to lose by about 15 or so. He's a bad candidate, the national environment is going to be something like D+4 at the worst, and the state has gotten more Republican over the past few years.

Might as well worry about Vindmann having a chance in his FL Senate bid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

281 When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.

Given that god has No physical form, "image" cannot mean "appearance." God has no "appearance" as we understand it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:18 PM (PYyV9)

282 David French is one of our minions, in whom we are well pleased.

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (0sNs1)

283 He made his name being pro-Trump and openly Christian, but went nuts when Trump was nominated, like so many.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
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Pro-Trump? David "Take My Wife!" French?

Didn't he write an essay for the infamous "Against Trump" issue of National Review ten years ago? That was when they poured gasoline all over themselves and lit a match, in defense of RINO politics. Why yes, says Grok, he did. He even went so far as to announce he wanted to run against Trump, but then he got a gig at the NYT that would actually pay him US dollar income, something he never had done before.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (sb+Bg)

284 A leftist told me that Jews have always been incredibly progressive regarding women but then in another breath says the Bible is the most misogynist document in history.

There is a strain of leftardism that is strong about Jews being the "good" religion.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (JIcUn)

285 I find it hilarious they're fighting him on the God is non-binary thing. Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible knows this is the case it literally explains that God is above man and before Adam's creation there was no humanity (and no gender) so God by definitions doesn't fit into male or female.
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This is just great, absolutely fabulous.

I mean ...

There is being wrong.
And there is being so wrong you don't know how wrong you are.
And then there is this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:20 PM (HXT0k)

286 French's campaign made Egg McMuffin's campaign look serious.

Grifters, all of them.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:20 PM (gtcuf)

287 Got it. Talarico is the genderbread man

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (JIcUn)

288 Given that god has No physical form, "image" cannot mean "appearance." God has no "appearance" as we understand it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wanna bet? When I'm done, everyone will think of him as an old man with a long white beard.
-- Michelangelo

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

289 Got it. Talarico is the genderbread man
Posted by: ...

He's got expressive armpits?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

290 Pro-Trump? David "Take My Wife!" French?

Sorry, that should have read "Pro-Bush" but I am getting old and forgetful

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)

291 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (LdBR/)

292 Didn't he write an essay for the infamous "Against Trump" issue of National Review ten years ago? That was when they poured gasoline all over themselves and lit a match, in defense of RINO politics. Why yes, says Grok, he did. He even went so far as to announce he wanted to run against Trump, but then he got a gig at the NYT that would actually pay him US dollar income, something he never had done before.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (sb+Bg)
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Yes, he announced his candidacy and then bailed out because of alleged racist tweets or something and how his adopted black daughter was being victimized. (We never saw the evidence.)

So in the cause of becoming a victim, he advertised himself as a coward.

My Andrew Sullivan Sarah-Palin-level conspiracy theory is that the baby isn't adopted, but conceived when he was overseas.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (ZOv7s)

293 Final Thought: David French is who Screwtape wanted Christians to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:23 PM (PYyV9)

294 Dems want an anti-Trump and boy does this clown fit the bill; Abortion loving, child mutilation loving sissy boy fake Christian closeted gay fraudster.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:23 PM (n5tGW)

295 What was that old Dennis miller joke...I know Hare Krishna's can't be a real religion because God made man in his image and I know God doesn't look like Daddy Warbucks with a Slinky glued to his head.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:23 PM (gtcuf)

296 > 54 French conveniently forgets Jesus's warning about harming the children. Actually in the bible, and he notes there are going to be some rather horrific ends for those who do. So Mr. French what is going to happen to you and the great ship Talarico having forgotten this very Christian "requirement"?
Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (GZYu7)


As someone (possibly here) pointed out to me some years back, it's not just harming children, it's specifically coming between them and Jesus, causing them to stumble on that path. In that vein:

> 18 I just love being lectured on how to be a good Christian by some asshat who hasn't darked the door of a church in a decade. Maybe if he cracked his Bible open, he would see in PLAIN WORDS that this kind of perversion is abhorrent to Our Lord.

> ... Jesus said to pray for our enemies. He didn't exactly specify WHAT to pray for them, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (I40wl)


I pray for them to either repent or get millstone'd, and the sooner the better. I suspect they have dark secrets, and a determined private investigator could end them.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 04:24 PM (Sy6m/)

297 I find it hilarious they're fighting him on the God is non-binary thing. Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible knows this is the case it literally explains that God is above man and before Adam's creation there was no humanity (and no gender) so God by definitions doesn't fit into male or female.
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This is just great, absolutely fabulous.

I mean ...

There is being wrong.
And there is being so wrong you don't know how wrong you are.
And then there is this.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:20 PM (HXT0k)

I'm going to run with it for a minute.

God has no gender.

God creates gender.

God must want gender to exist.

Perhaps God wishes HE had gender and hates that He doesn't, so in His love He created it to spare us all the torture he endures.

God hates being non binary.


Makes about as much sense as that crap.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:24 PM (SGMMp)

298 152 Talafreako literally looks like a younger version of the pedo faggot who followed me and my friends around the city begging to suck our dicks. "I wanna suck your young dicks!" We were about 13. Not joking.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blad


You really do live in your mother’s basement, don’t you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 04:25 PM (W2Pud)

299
This Talarico freak has Rod Blagojevich's hair.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (IifOV)

300 David French has a mustache to hide the stretch marks.
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To hide the herpes sores.

Not that he got herpes from sex.

He got it from rubbing his face in the wet spot after his wife finished her exercise session with Tyrone Quantavous Jackson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (HXT0k)

301 African Americans aren't going to show up for this geek. Crockett won them 96-4. Talarico will be lucky to get half of Crockett's AA turnout

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (qBBPl)

302 Talarico does not look like he's passed puberty yet.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (za9vj)

303 I can't tell French and therick apart.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (za9vj)

304 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?
Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

Please run Brer Talarico

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)

305 Nancy French is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)

306 A leftist told me that Jews have always been incredibly progressive regarding women but then in another breath says the Bible is the most misogynist document in history.

There is a strain of leftardism that is strong about Jews being the "good" religion.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (JIcUn)

They are good in that they donate to Dems.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

307 I can't tell French and therick apart.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM


Rick Wilson is the Confederate. French is the Pharisee.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (4NO2D)

308 They just pretend that something magical happens biologically at some point.

Yes, at conception.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (nHcc1)

309 It's really very simple.

I wish someone would argue this with me in real life. However, I don't know any retards & am rarely among the unwashed wokesters.

I could go downtown to find a protest group of purple haired septum snot rings. However, it is not worth the gas, mascara or me dragging myself recovering from a cold to do this.

1) God created MAN and WOMAN in His own image.
Book of Genesis. Which should take care of both the homo/lesbo/and trans deal in one swoop.

2) Sodomy is evil. Genisis and Leviticus (I am assuming people can read and figure the verses out as I am not looking for them).

3)Disfiguring the body God gave you. Leviticus again is harsh.

4) As a Christian I have always believed, since childhood, that the Word of God is infallible. I don't really care what the pervs or wokes believe as they won't change my mind. 2 Timothy 3:16.

I won't get into demonic pedophiles who harm children. They can look up "millstones" and the "lake of fire."

Or, "cafeteria Christians." Who pick and choose verses to use to justify their evil. Who proclaim the Bible is an ancient document that doesn't count in 2026.

Good luck in hell! Hope you like broiling for eternity!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 05:02 PM (WONhk)

310 Hey Blade, that’s a great opening comment

*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (EBPMb)

311 Apparently not through yet but willowed!

For those who claim an embryo is a "clump of cells" before the 12th week for abortions...now the 20th week as 20wk premies can't live (well, some of them do now)...

They want us to belive the "science."

At 7-12 wks a heartbeat in the "clump of cells." At 5.5wks transvaginal ultrasound it is detected by a flickering sac. At 7-8wks it is seen on abdominal us. Doppler sound 10-12 wks parents hear.

Science has proven there is a "flash of light" at conception. Explain that one to me if the light is not from God. 1 John 1:5

I am so disgusted with these little minions of Satan who proclaim this crap and people are ignorant enough to believe them.

I never had an abortion but know one former friend who did around the 12th week, and she was never the same. Ever. Planned parenthood in the mid-70's told people to believe the clump of cells lie.

The very second my husband and I heard our first son's heartbeat we were blown away. Amazed. It was real then, this little guy who made me eat at odd hours and stuff I never ate before.

We will never forget those first heartbeats nor their first cry.

Thank you, God, for these blessings.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 05:20 PM (WONhk)

312 I can't be the first to notice this, but Talarico gives off huge Ped vibes.

Posted by: Pooklord at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (asU3w)

It Was a Beautiful Day in Ontario for Some Freedom Fighters to Open Fire on US Consulate Provocateurs

I assume that will be CNN's take after they stop flicking their beans.

Here's JustTheNews's take:



Gunmen open fire on U.S. consulate in Canada, none injured: Police

Authorities have not identified a motive, though the incident comes amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran and President Donald Trump's mass deportation efforts, both of which have seen violent opposition within the U.S.

It's so weird that non-LE people can immediately identify a motive whereas LE "professionals" and "experts" are perpetually confused.


Police in Toronto, Canada, on Tuesday announced that gunmen had fired on the U.S. consulate, resulting in no injuries.

The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V, stopped in front of the building, and fired multiple rounds, before returning to the vehicle and fleeing the scene. None were injured in the incident.

Authorities have not identified a motive, though the incident comes amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran and President Donald Trump's mass deportation efforts, both of which have seen violent opposition within the U.S.

On Monday, for instance, a counter protester went viral after he threw an explosive device at a protest organized by Jan. 6 rioter Jake Lang, though it failed to detonate. Authorities are investigating a possible terrorist connection.

Although Canadian officials could not possibly name the motive we all instantly understood, they are increasing security at US and Israeli diplomatic buildings.

Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Done out of an "abundance of caution."

Canada is increasing security around U.S. and Israeli diplomatic buildings after a shooting at the U.S. consulate in Toronto, a Canadian police official said on Tuesday.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police Chief Superintendent Chris Leather said the consulate shooting is being investigated as a "national security incident," although it's too early to determine the motive.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:17 PM




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Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

2 Woo hoo! Hi, Ace. I'll cull the otters.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

3 And I read the post . . .

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:18 PM (nNjWE)

4 We may never know the motive, they promised.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Authorities have not identified a motive, though the incident comes amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran and President Donald Trump's mass deportation efforts, both of which have seen violent opposition within the U.S.


Violent opposition...From the usual subjects

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (GOmDb)

6 Something went on at our embassy in Oslo, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

7 It is a global jihad and that is why "Canadians" care about whom the US chooses to admit or exclude.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

8 [This comment intentionally left blank]

Posted by:
at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (CrUNC)

9 Team Canada hockey fans. Haven't handled the dual losses well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (qBBPl)

10 Well, until the authorities identify a motive, what can we really say about this? We have to just assume it was a random matter, yes?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (pDt9x)

11 I've been assured that ordinary Canadian citizens are not to be trusted and have had all their guns taken away.

So it's either the Mounties or the IRGC.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)

12 Good thing Canada has those strict gun control laws.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (+Evw/)

13 Canada is increasing security around U.S. and Israeli diplomatic buildings after a shooting at the U.S. consulate in Toronto, a Canadian police official said on Tuesday.


Drop a couple of bodies and leave them lay.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 02:21 PM (Z7Mnq)

14 The peaceful people sure do like to do a lot of shooting

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 10, 2026 02:21 PM (I6xai)

15 So it's either the Mounties or the IRGC.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)


Don't laugh.. I read this morning that there was a large group of IRCG in Canada.. Don't know how or why...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (GOmDb)

16 The motive may never be known, authorities vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (4NO2D)

17 So it's either the Mounties or the IRGC.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)


Mounties are pissed off because US Border Patrol and the USCG are cutting down the amounts of Meth and Fentanyl coming in from the BC labs

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (rbvCR)

18 Trust our ally to get to the bottom of the matter.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (pDt9x)

19 Loverboy extremists

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)

20 I'd take odds they will be ID'd within 24 hours cuz they brought their cell phones with them.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (pZ64F)

21 Don't laugh.. I read this morning that there was a large group of IRCG in Canada.. Don't know how or why...
Posted by: It's me donna

I think that was on the Morning Report.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

22 the consulate shooting is being investigated as a "national security incident," although it's too early to determine the motive.
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Puzzling. A conumdrum. No good explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (XeU6L)

23 Seems to me you could just have consulates located in the middle of a pig farm.
Call them Haram Farms.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (nNjWE)

24 You need embassies to commit diplomacy. Very effective in the Sylvania/Freedonia kerfluffle.

Posted by: Mrs. Gloria Teasdale at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (oftw2)

25
Something went on at our embassy in Oslo, too.
Posted by: Bulg

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Hmmm, sleeper cells come back to mind -- but what on earth would they expect to accomplish by hitting embassies in nice places like Canada and Norway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (Baa2L)

26 Video of the license plate completely, accidentally deleted including the recycle bin.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (+Evw/)

27 19 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)

Nah, they're waiting for the weekend.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (0bjKf)

28
I think that was on the Morning Report.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

The best place for news

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (GOmDb)

29 willowed -

223 Northern Threat: 700 Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Members in Canada.
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That's what happens when Canada was purchased by China. Chinese ally Iran gets to house some chaos agents in Canada if needed. THANKS CANADA!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

30 After the gun screamed "alla snackbar" the gun shot itself.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 02:25 PM (xvV+O)

31 Probably just the Gordon Lightfoot Liberation Front getting froggy.

Posted by: PabloD at March 10, 2026 02:25 PM (g4RQY)

32 It was just a hockey game you hosers.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (viF8m)

33 "The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

White CRV? The motive is obviously then repressed gay fantasies about animals with very big penises.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

34 Nickelback has had enough of our constant ridicule.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (w9Wax)

35 We should abandon our embassies in failed 3rd world countries like Canada.

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (pduCL)

36 Get Dudley DoWrong in there to investigate

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (ZxPkt)

37 Canada is increasing security around U.S. and Israeli diplomatic buildings after a shooting at the U.S. consulate in Toronto, a Canadian police official said on Tuesday.


Drop a couple of bodies and leave them lay.
Posted by: rickb223
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A standard method for discouraging crows from your garden used to be hanging a dead one from a branch near the garden.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)

38 Karoline Leavitt has two themes going today in her briefing, progress in the Iran Epic Fury operation, and the SAVE Act. She is pushing on the Senate, hard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (yPQ+b)

39 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)
_____

Finally got the Queen of Broken Hearts

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

40
A standard method for discouraging crows from your garden used to be hanging a dead one from a branch near the garden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)


I'm afraid that would discourage me from the garden

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:27 PM (GOmDb)

41 You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to behave in a civilized way!

Posted by: George Costanza at March 10, 2026 02:27 PM (OhTH/)

42 The funny thing is the US media is not busy touting "Iran" as the motive for these things? I find this interesting and I think it's because they know deep down we're going to win. Or maybe they are and I missed it.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:28 PM (JIcUn)

43 Crow is a dry meat. You need to hang it for a few days.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 02:28 PM (4NO2D)

44 Well at least it was a Honda, so they are economic/thrifty communists.

If it had been a Subaru, you know it would have been from one of the alphabet crowd. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Scott_T at March 10, 2026 02:29 PM (2waQ7)

45 I thought Canadians don't have guns.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 10, 2026 02:29 PM (Bkn5k)

46 It was that guy from Nickleback, wasn’t it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:30 PM (bucPA)

47 45 I thought Canadians don't have guns.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 10, 2026 02:29 PM (Bkn5k)

They come in from Indiana.

Posted by: Damn Hoosiers... at March 10, 2026 02:30 PM (TbWk/)

48 Someone just asked her about Democrats closing down TSA and FEMA. Weird that in the midst of war they would close down Homeland Security, and shut down TSA during the spring travel season. Sooner or later someone is going to get hurt, and it'll be the responsibility of the Schumer-ites

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 02:31 PM (f/d3F)

49 Dudley Do-right will find them.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:32 PM (bucPA)

50 It was the Poutine Liberation Front responsible

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 02:32 PM (ZxPkt)

51 "gunpersons"

FIFY

Posted by: krennik at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (T0tPD)

52 I foolishly went to CNN to see if they had a headline on this. Not up top on their homepage. They did, however, have this article:

Does Trump even know what’s happening in Iran?
On Saturday, President Donald Trump claimed it was Tehran that struck an Iranian elementary school early in the war, killing scores of children.

On Monday, he admitted he basically had no idea what he was talking about when he said that, then went on to suggest other countries, including Iran, use Tomahawk missiles, the type of munition that appears to have hit the school. Iran does not have Tomahawks.

When pressed at a news conference why nobody else in his administration was making the same claim about Iran being responsible (and instead pointing to an investigation), Trump said,“Because I just don’t know enough about it.”


I don't recall these kinds of articles during the Vegetable in Chief's term...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (JCZqz)

53 I had the inside line on this situation, but I was too busy sniffing Katie Perry's fronthole.

Posted by: Justin Castro at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (M9gjJ)

54 The TSA lines are a disaster. If any Democrats were at the airport a mob of people would nail them to the entrance gate and light them on fire.

The people are big mad and know who to blame.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (bucPA)

55 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971


Maple syrup enthusiasts protesting CBDs fatwa on enjoying French toast with said syrup, duh!

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 10, 2026 02:34 PM (3ZUWJ)

56 Snidely Whiplash was caught trying to tie the US Consulate to the railroad tracks.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 02:34 PM (w9Wax)

57 Maybe it was some super-stalker-fan like the chick that shot up Rhianna's house?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

58 Crow is a dry meat. You need to hang it for a few days.
Posted by: toby928
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Like Pheasant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:35 PM (XeU6L)

59 53 I had the inside line on this situation, but I was too busy sniffing Katie Perry's fronthole.
Posted by: Justin Castro

It's great that your beard lets you get away with that.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 02:37 PM (Y8DZL)

60 I'm not sure I understand.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (dmDsy)

61 52 I foolishly went to CNN to see if they had a headline on this. Not up top on their homepage. They did, however, have this article:

Yeah, they're obsessed with that "girlschool" thinking it will be gotcha against Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (GOmDb)

62 Mounties are pissed off because US Border Patrol and the USCG are cutting down the amounts of Meth and Fentanyl coming in from the BC labs
Posted by: Kindltot

Hope they're doing something about the damn poutine trafficking, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

63 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971

Nah, they're waiting for the weekend.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell


Nothing happens til the weekend!

Posted by: The Kings at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (3ZUWJ)

64 I'm disappointed that the marines in Canada did not injure the subjects. And the way that report reads to me is none of the 'subjects' that shot and fled were injured. It does not actually say that no one was injured, although they'd probably have been crowing if a marine or a consulate worker had been killed or injured.

And pre-Trump I used to think conservatives could flee to Canada, overwhelm at the polls and make that country sane if Barky and follow ons turned the U.S. commie. Sad to me to see Canada in this state.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 10, 2026 02:39 PM (q8M1A)

65 Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Done out of an "abundance of caution."

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"If it saves just just one jihadi, bigot!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 02:39 PM (f+0Nu)

66 Canadian cops...yeah, I'm sure they'll be right on this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 02:40 PM (xcxpd)

67 And pre-Trump I used to think conservatives could flee to Canada, overwhelm at the polls and make that country sane if Barky and follow ons turned the U.S. commie. Sad to me to see Canada in this state.
Posted by: PaleRider
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I observe England and nearly weep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:40 PM (XeU6L)

68 Police Chief Leather!

Sometimes you just have to laugh at the little things.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 10, 2026 02:40 PM (kpS4V)

69 Canada is said to have upwards of 700 IRGC members running around in their nation. I guess the Canucks decided that training Communist Chinese PLA forces just wasn't radical enough.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (X+xvk)

70 suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V

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So gay terrorists?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (HF36u)

71 46 It was that guy from Nickleback, wasn’t it.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:30 PM (bucPA)

Let me LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH and see...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (xcxpd)

72 Sad to me to see Canada in this state.
Posted by: PaleRider

Sad to see the whole of the West being institutionally captured.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (Y8DZL)

73 It looks like this summer we'll have to keep our heads on swivels. Like always.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (kpS4V)

74 suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V
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At least it wasn't a Mitsubishi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (XeU6L)

75 NEW YORK, NY — Citing severe budget constraints, Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirmed Monday that the city has no funds available for NYPD Bomb Squad overtime—even after officers heroically responded to an attempted ISIS-inspired bombing outside Gracie Mansion over the weekend.

“These officers ran toward danger, which was very problematic for our equity goals,” Mamdani told reporters while posing beside the Bomb Squad vehicle. “But the math is clear: we can either pay them time-and-a-half or protect the sacred teachers’ pension fund. And we all know which one is more important.”

According to sources close to the mayor, this marks the 12th time this year the city has “borrowed” from educator retirements to cover basic services. Previous raids successfully funded free gender-affirming bus passes and 24-hour migrant nail salons.

At press time, Mamdani’s office was exploring whether bomb defusal could be reclassified as community outreach.

Reported on by : Le Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (Z7Mnq)

76 Toronto is full of snackbar enjoyers.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (YwEeS)

77 Katie Perry...

If I had a time machine, I'd go back and find her right after she did that thing with Elmo or whoever. There would be a trillion Denny Cranes racing to her womb, after hours of her pleasure, of course.

Those children would be spectacular.

Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

78 Possibly an angry hickey fan taking those Olympic losses a bit to hard ...

Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 02:44 PM (oDmoo)

79 74 suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V
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At least it wasn't a Mitsubishi.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Yeah, lol...totally gay and lame...
😬

Posted by: Subaru at March 10, 2026 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

80 This is impossible Ontario has gun control right?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+)

81 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

Because the suspects fired on a U.S. consulate?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:45 PM (rZCVI)

82 Lol. Not funny, but lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

83 Canada is said to have upwards of 700 IRGC members running around in their nation. I guess the Canucks decided that training Communist Chinese PLA forces just wasn't radical enough.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (X+xvk)

They can have the Ukrainian Nazis and South American drug lords fight them off.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)

84 WTF. Hockey!

Stupid fucking phone keyboard.

Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (oDmoo)

85 Canda and the US were basically the same country with a few differences. Same general culture, same shared British roots, same sports played, same cars driven, etc. there were a few slight differences. Canada spells color with a U and they have the queen on their money. Things like that. But overall if you plucked an American out of St Louis and put them in Toronto they’d barely notice they were in another country.

Then somewhere around 2000 that changed and Canada went to shit and fast. It’s really sad to witness.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (HF36u)

86 Those children would be spectacular.
Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

87 78 Possibly an angry hickey fan taking those Olympic losses a bit to hard ...
Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 02:44 PM (oDmoo)


I won't get mad, baby! Promise!

Posted by: Canadian Sex Worker at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (dmDsy)

88 fired multiple rounds, before returning to the vehicle and fleeing the scene

So, obviously not American-bred. All our hoods and gangsters know how to shoot from a moving car and not hit anything.

(I'm seeing them yell "Chinese fire drill!" during practice. Then they spend the next week figuring out how to say that without being offensive to Asians. Finally deciding "Far-east Asian continent dwellers fire drill!")

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 02:48 PM (i6QVa)

89 "suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

This has all the earmarks of white supremacists.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

90 83 Canada is said to have upwards of 700 IRGC members running around in their nation. I guess the Canucks decided that training Communist Chinese PLA forces just wasn't radical enough.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (X+xvk)

They can have the Ukrainian Nazis and South American drug lords fight them off.
Posted by: Oldcat

***********************************

I don't think they're interested in fighting them off. I think they're joining forces against US.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (X+xvk)

91 Team Canada hockey fans. Haven't handled the dual losses well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (qBBPl)

Well, it might have been curlers.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (i6QVa)

92 Something went on at our embassy in Oslo, too.
Posted by: Bulg

==============

Hmmm, sleeper cells come back to mind -- but what on earth would they expect to accomplish by hitting embassies in nice places like Canada and Norway?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (Baa2L)

Western press just loves dead Americans in embassies, they even make them happen if Iran doesn't move quick enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (8avO+)

93 89 "suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

This has all the earmarks of white supremacists.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

White Soccer Mom supremacists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

94 We all know the FBI was a rogue institution but the level of corruption keeps getting higher.

It turns out there weren't 2 secret investigations of Trump and his supporters, there were 4.

Crossfire Hurricane
Arctic Frost
Round River
Plasmic Echo

All of them were hidden in Prohibited Access files. But now they've been found.

https://tinyurl.com/mvh862eu

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (viF8m)

95 >>>Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

>If that dirtbag talks any faster, he'll have you convinced he's Albert Einstein.

Posted by: Justin Castro at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (M9gjJ)

96 Cops in Ontario have yet to discover a motive for three synagogues being shot up last week as well.
Of course, in Canuckistan if this was posted on social media, I'd be going to jail.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (NvtJi)

97 Those children would be spectacular.
Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
_________

And at least 100 other guys

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

98 My gut says these aren’t sleeper cells or anything organized. It’s your average Ahmed and Mohammed deciding to go kill some infidels just because.

If it was organized they’d be less amateurish.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (HF36u)

99 Late Stage Canada prided itself on its enlightened "salad bowl" approach (also called the "hotel" model) of immigration rather than the "melting pot", and this is what you get.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (kpS4V)

100 81 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

Because the suspects fired on a U.S. consulate?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:45 PM (rZCVI)

Police in Toronto, Canada, on Tuesday announced that gunmen had fired on the U.S. consulate, resulting in no injuries.
The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V, stopped in front of the building, and fired multiple rounds, before returning to the vehicle and fleeing the scene. None were injured in the incident.



Maybe that's why?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Why All The Hostility? at March 10, 2026 02:52 PM (dmDsy)

101 Chris Leather? heh

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 02:52 PM (LHPAg)

102 On Monday, for instance, a counter protester went viral after he threw an explosive device at a protest organized by Jan. 6 rioter Jake Lang, though it failed to detonate.

I mean what's wrong with a counter protest of a rioter? and hey he "went viral". Isn't that what we all want to do?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 10, 2026 02:52 PM (qivay)

103 Apropos of nothing - well, maybe because Canada is just north of me - I’m sitting outside on my porch, it’s 60 degrees and the sun is shining. The H2O outside is rapidly shifting phases. Mud Season has begun.
Except next week will down in the teens. I love NH.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (nNjWE)

104 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

So it only matters if nobody is hurt? OK

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (ELdpA)

105 96 Cops in Ontario have yet to discover a motive for three synagogues being shot up last week as well.
Of course, in Canuckistan if this was posted on social media, I'd be going to jail.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops

********************
Canadian media was worried that noticing these attacks might result in "Islamophobia."

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (X+xvk)

106 Somewhere in Toronto there’s a street with a church, mosque and synagogue all next to each other. I remember reading about it supposedly showing how oh so tolerant Canada is compared to America’s hate filled population.

So how’s that going for you these days Canada?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (HF36u)

107 97 Those children would be spectacular.
Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
_________
And at least 100 other guys
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

He's not saying she's wife material! Just bangable and has good genes! Jeez...we're gentlemen here...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

108
All of them were hidden in Prohibited Access files.

Prohibited Access = tradesman entrance

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (Kt19C)

109 Scumbag Australian government is forcing the Iranian women's soccer team to return to Iran, so they can be tortured and murdered?

Which is more screwed, Canada, Great Britain or Australia?

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (X+xvk)

110 93 89 "suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

This has all the earmarks of white supremacists.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

White Soccer Mom supremacists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

Where there any empty pints of whole milk on the floor?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (qivay)

111 Which is more screwed, Canada, Great Britain or Australia?
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (X+xvk)

Yes.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (HF36u)

112
I think the Canadian police won't arrest anybody for this. They have their orders. From Beijing. It's what the Canadian people want.

Suspects drove off in a white CRV

to go cash their Canuck government voucher.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (VWtfl)

113 US embassy should step in and help the Iranian women. Use force if need be.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (HF36u)

114 Sam Adams@ 109
Yes.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at March 10, 2026 02:57 PM (NvtJi)

115 So it only matters if nobody is hurt? OK
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (ELdpA)

Sorry. Typo, "it only matters if somebody is hurt " Can they shoot up American.
Consulates
all over the world as long as nobody is hurt?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:57 PM (ELdpA)

116 WTF. Hockey!

Stupid fucking phone keyboard.


The typo was funnier.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 02:58 PM (Fs0KI)

117 104 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

So it only matters if nobody is hurt? OK
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (ELdpA)


Yes. it matters that no one was hurt. Why does it seem like you are angry that no one was hurt? Also, "multiple shots"...hmmm how many exactly? I dunno, apparently there were no actual witnesses to say.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Someone Doesn't Like... DENNY CRANE. at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (dmDsy)

118 I do n’t see how Australia can force someone to return to Iran. Are they going to physically put the women on a plane? Do they really want those images of women frantically fighting to stay and police dragging them onto a plane that will take them to certain death?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (HF36u)

119 Scumbag Australian government is forcing the Iranian women's soccer team to return to Iran, so they can be tortured and murdered?

Which is more screwed, Canada, Great Britain or Australia?
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (X+xvk)
______

Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

120
Sad to me to see Canada in this state.
Posted by: PaleRider

Sad to see the whole of the West being institutionally captured.
Posted by: Auspex

=================

Can you imagine if Trump hadn't been elected? I just looked around for a YouTube video I've posted here before of a sane British woman bouncing off her ceiling on November 5, shouting "Thank you, America!" Can't find it now, but it showed how dire that escape was, including to basket cases like the UK.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (Baa2L)

121 Yeah, they're obsessed with that "girlschool" thinking it will be gotcha against Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (GOmDb)it's

It's to keep women on the plantation.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (JIcUn)

122 "Yeah, they're obsessed with that "girlschool" thinking it will be gotcha against Trump..."
They are waiting to use the International Criminal Court. Nobody has mentioned it yet, but obviously Democrats and communists from all over the world will try to use it as soon as possible.

Posted by: PG at March 10, 2026 03:00 PM (TAxKP)

123 Iran didn't select a dead guy to be Supreme Leader.

He made a public appearance:

https://x.com/MahyarTousi/status/
2031386301828653446

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

124 I’m sure they were simply young men out to enjoy warm weather in the city!

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (4KUe5)

125 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade slices like a hammer- of propaganda.

For given values of 'voluntarily.' Their families were threatened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

126 We should withdraw all diplomats from Canada, tell Carney that we no longer want Canadian's in this country, cancel all H1x visa's and start building a 100 ft tall wall across the border.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (abIsI)

127 Mud Season has begun.
Except next week will down in the teens. I love NH.
Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (nNjWE)

So, you have to wait until next week for the mud to harden up before you go shooting?

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (i6QVa)

128 I just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

129 https://x.com/MahyarTousi/status/
2031386301828653446
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)


Aaaannnnnd it's gone.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Man, Those Censors Are Quick!!!! at March 10, 2026 03:03 PM (dmDsy)

130 Hey, weren’t some synagogues recently shot up, too? Similar MO, sure it’s not related, though…

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:03 PM (4KUe5)

131 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

132 So, you have to wait until next week for the mud to harden up before you go shooting?
Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (i6QVa)

Negative! Jeep Wrangler. A vehicle for all seasons.
I spend a fortune at the car wash.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (nNjWE)

133 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

Jeez. This place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

134 Aaaannnnnd it's gone.

You have to delete the space after status/. It may appear in the URL bar as %20. I have no idea why some split URLs copy with a space and some don't.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (Fs0KI)

135 No make up sex?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

Dear Lord.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (JIcUn)

136 Not just the US Consulate in Canada the last several days but also:

Three synagogues shot at less than a week apart - CTV News Toronto at Noon for Mar. 9, 2026

Police are investigating three shootings that happened at a Thornhill, Toronto and North York synagogue, Janice Golding reports.
------
It's just restless youth.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (NFX2v)

137 Just checked: now three Toronto synagogues have been shot at this month.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (4KUe5)

138 131 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)


Man, Fen is gonna have a few choice words you, you pervert!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Hey, It's Fun to Be The Thought Police! at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)

139 start building a 100 ft tall wall across the border.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (abIsI)

Great. Do you know how deep the drifts would be?

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (i6QVa)

140 Gunmen open fire on U.S. consulate in Canada,

===

Why does this keep happening to Mamdani?!!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

141 Just checked: now three Toronto synagogues have been shot at this month.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (4KUe5)

Synagogues? We prefer "Places of muslim-like prayer"

Posted by: The New York Times at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (JIcUn)

142 You have to delete the space after status/. It may appear in the URL bar as %20. I have no idea why some split URLs copy with a space and some don't.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (Fs0KI)

Posted by: Denny Crane - Thanks, Will Do! at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (dmDsy)

143 Not just the US Consulate in Canada the last several days but also:

Three synagogues shot at less than a week apart - CTV News Toronto at Noon for Mar. 9, 2026

Police are investigating three shootings that happened at a Thornhill, Toronto and North York synagogue, Janice Golding reports.
------
It's just restless youth.
Posted by: L - No nic


Time to put them fown like the rabid fogs they are. They can rest for eternity.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (Z7Mnq)

144 Fake news
No guns in Canada

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (rA0VU)

145 I just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

Good to hear. I know that was heavy on your heart.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (i6QVa)

146 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)

Nah, they're waiting for the weekend.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (0bjKf)

---

Golf clap.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (f1kZG)

147 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade slices like a hammer- of propaganda.

For given values of 'voluntarily.' Their families were threatened.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)
_____

The comment I responded to was that they were denied asylum. They were not denied. The ones that went back did so for whatever reasons. Doesn't matter for purposes of asylum. They could have gotten asylum if they wanted to. Aus can't force them to stay.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

148 Pretty sure climate change is to blame for this. And since Trump is single handily causing climate change, this is really Trump’s fault.
- CNN, soon

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (HF36u)

149 Posted by: Denny Crane - Hey, It's Fun to Be The Thought Police! at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)

You're just the one who said something, not me. Byeeeeee



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (rZCVI)

150 126 We should withdraw all diplomats from Canada, tell Carney that we no longer want Canadian's in this country, cancel all H1x visa's and start building a 100 ft tall wall across the border.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (abIsI)
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What's more cost-effective? 100ft wall across the longest land border in the world or crew-served weapons emplacements with overlapping fields of fire?

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 03:09 PM (5aZAZ)

151 What's more cost-effective? 100ft wall across the longest land border in the world or crew-served weapons emplacements with overlapping fields of fire?
Posted by: ballistic


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:10 PM (Z7Mnq)

152 133 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

Jeez. This place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Illhan Nur at March 10, 2026 03:10 PM (qivay)

153 We should withdraw all diplomats from Canada, tell Carney that we no longer want Canadian's in this country
Posted by: Maj. Healey

The ONLY exception would be AOP.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

154 The ONLY exception would be AOP.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Not Northern Lurker or Andycanuck?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:11 PM (KAqW5)

155 149 Posted by: Denny Crane - Hey, It's Fun to Be The Thought Police! at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)

You're just the one who said something, not me. Byeeeeee



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (rZCVI)


And you never had an obligation to respond to anything I said, so....

Posted by: Denny Crane - Like A 12-Year Old Girl, I'll Just End This With... BYYYYYEEEE! at March 10, 2026 03:12 PM (dmDsy)

156 I don't get it.
Posted by: Illhan Nur at March 10, 2026 03:10 PM (qivay)

Coincidently, you do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

157 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Okay. Tousi TV reporting (three hours ago) that the Australian government lied to President Trump.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 03:13 PM (X+xvk)

158 Not Northern Lurker or Andycanuck?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

They'd be allowed, too, as would Stateless. But, as far as I know, AOP is the only one who comes to the US on a regular basis.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

159 131 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Sweet Home Alabama intensifies

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

160
Here I come to save the day!

Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at March 10, 2026 03:15 PM (OUPZt)

161 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Okay. Tousi TV reporting (three hours ago) that the Australian government lied to President Trump.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 03:13 PM (X+xvk)
________

I find that hard to believe, but we'll see. Major papers are reporting as of 20 minutes ago the girls have asylum.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

162 I do n’t see how Australia can force someone to return to Iran. Are they going to physically put the women on a plane? Do they really want those images of women frantically fighting to stay and police dragging them onto a plane that will take them to certain death?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (HF36u)

Yes, that is just what they are going to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO+)

163 Actually, my sister was the one who explained the facts of life to me. I was reading an astronomy book about the constellations and asked her what a "virgin" (as in Virgo) was. And instead giving me some vague or evasive answer, she explained the whole process to me. I was maybe 10 at the time.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

164
Wait, Canadian citizens still have guns?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 03:18 PM (IifOV)

165 The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V
.......

With CA plates?
* contemplates switching plates *

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

166 Headline (Reuters via News Nation):

"Rare student protest in Cuba as sanctions continue"

Excerpt:

"A group of just over 20 Cuban university students staged a rare, hours-long protest at the University of Havana on Monday, angry over class disruptions amid a U.S. oil blockade that has contributed to a near collapse of Cuba’s electrical grid.

Students sat under a hot mid-morning sun, shading themselves with umbrellas while trading barbs with several of the university’s professors and administration staff, who arrived shortly after the “sit-in” began."

And:
Students said those measures were not enough, and opted to protest to ensure their voices were heard.

Jose Julian Diaz, a university professor and former student representative, told Reuters the extraordinary circumstances required dialogue.

“These kinds of scenarios are really rare,” he said in an interview. “I think we have to learn to have these discussions with students.”

University security initially prohibited the protesting students from sitting on the stone steps at the main entrance of the University of Havana, blocking the entrance with a long rope and a sign that read: “Do not pass, do not sit.”"
"

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 03:19 PM (rj6Yv)

167 Yes, that is just what they are going to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO+)

I see you are familiar with The Ways of the Leftard.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:19 PM (JIcUn)

168 It was that guy from Nickleback, wasn’t it.
Posted by: Marcus T
......

The one with the light bulb shaped head?

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 03:20 PM (UjdFS)

169 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Jeez. This place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I don't get it.
Posted by: Illhan Nur




Yes you do. Your brother tosses you the meat as often as you want. Hell, Pron Hub has a whole genre dedicated to you.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:20 PM (Z7Mnq)

170
I don't think we can tolerate a failed state on our northern border. I don't know what to do about the general leftist brainwashing and massive invasion of immigrated and unassimilated populations there. But, we can't just write them off. They're right next door.

Is there a plan?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:21 PM (azNOR)

171 162 I do n’t see how Australia can force someone to return to Iran. Are they going to physically put the women on a plane? Do they really want those images of women frantically fighting to stay and police dragging them onto a plane that will take them to certain death?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (HF36u)

Yes, that is just what they are going to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO+)

----------------

If they do that, I would love to see President Trump scramble a bunch of US military jets and force that Australian flight to land somewhere friendly -- where we have special forces soldiers ready to rescue those women and bring them to the US for asylum.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (zqS3C)

172 I don't think we can tolerate a failed state on our northern border. I don't know what to do about the general leftist brainwashing and massive invasion of immigrated and unassimilated populations there. But, we can't just write them off. They're right next door.

Is there a plan?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Thermo nuclear devices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (Z7Mnq)

173 Is there a plan?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:21 PM (azNOR)


Well, the plan was that Canada become America's Ukraine, but I suspect you are asking what America's plan is.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

174 164
Wait, Canadian citizens still have guns?

Not the citizens, no.

Posted by: Dudley DoWrong at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (AaY6N)

175 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Sweet Home Alabama intensifies
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Take me home,
Country Roads...

Posted by: John Denver, Ultralight Pilot Extraordinaire at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (w9Wax)

176 I don't think we can tolerate a failed state on our northern border. I don't know what to do about the general leftist brainwashing and massive invasion of immigrated and unassimilated populations there. But, we can't just write them off. They're right next door.

Is there a plan?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:21 PM (azNOR)

----------------

A big beautiful wall and other security defenses along the northern border?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (zqS3C)

177 Australia has shown who they are via the covid. I like calling it "the covid".

They had camps.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (cS1cw)

178 NOOD. French and Talarico.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

179 Nude David French and that homosexual retard Talafreako

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

180 Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO

I thought that Australia had already forced the ones not given Visas to go back to Iran?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (PFs9e)

181 The Anglosphere is kinda shit, anymore. Western Liberalism might be a big part of the problem. With assistance, of course.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (pDt9x)

182 Wait, Canadian citizens still have guns?

Only the ones that express strong suicidal tendencies are allowed to have a gun. Reduces the cost of assisted suicide centers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (abIsI)

183 Thermo nuclear devices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (Z7Mnq)

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We paved Canada ...
Put down a parking lot

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (w42cZ)

184 Geez! I go to my local diner for my birthday feast and Canada commits an act of war. Long overdue to destroy that pagan godless state!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (sAmhv)

185 The Anglosphere is kinda shit, anymore. Western Liberalism might be a big part of the problem. With assistance, of course.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (pDt9x)

--------------

Predicted in 1973 in "The Camp of the Saints" by French author Jean Raspail.

Here's a link to a good recent SubStack article by a very good conservative writer about it:

https://is.gd/c6UutI

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (5b2ve)

186 I've been to that consulate. It gets protested so much that the Toronto police just leave the crowd control barriers stacked up on the boulevar across from it. Anything happens anywhere in the world and the weirdos will be waving signs and chanting about how much they hate the US.

Posted by: fozzy at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (zH2yS)

187 "Richard Marx" is the Canadian, not Karl Marx

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (jrgJz)

188 103 Apropos of nothing - well, maybe because Canada is just north of me - I’m sitting outside on my porch, it’s 60 degrees and the sun is shining. The H2O outside is rapidly shifting phases. Mud Season has begun.
Except next week will down in the teens. I love NH.

Me, too!! Big time!😘

Posted by: GraniteLady at March 10, 2026 05:52 PM (SEshB)

Gavin Newsom's Wretched Whore-Wife Collected $3.7 Million Taxpayer Dollars for Her "Nonprofit" Which Demonized Boys and Endlessly Promoted Transgenderism and Pansexuality to Grade School Children

Why do the Democrats worship Satan?

Because it's lucrative as Hell.


California First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom, along with her LLC, has collected a combined $3.7 million over the last decade from a nonprofit activist organization she founded. Corporations that receive millions of dollars from the California taxpayer are behind hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations to the nonprofit that Gov. Gavin Newsom's wife runs. [Daily Mail]

Siebel Newsom created a string of documentaries about gender, including Miss Representation and The Mask You Live In. Her nonprofit, The Representation Project, promotes her documentaries and engages in activism battling "intersectional gender stereotypes" and "harmful gender norms."

The nonprofit brings in between $1 million and $1.7 million a year in grants and donations, from which about $300,000 has been going directly to Siebel Newsom and her company.

The most recent IRS filings up to March 2024 show Siebel Newsom received a $150,000 salary from The Representation Project. Her company, Girls Club LLC, received another $150,000 from The Representation Project.

Siebel Newsom and her nonprofit colleagues earn above 95% more than workers at similarly sized nonprofits, according to an analysis conducted by the Daily Mail.

There are about 23,000 charities in the IRS database of nonprofits with revenues between $1 million and $2 million. The salary for the median executive at a nonprofit the size of Siebel Newsom's is $31,945.

In 2023-2024, Siebel Newsom and her LLC received $300,000 out of the $1,704,981 gross receipts. That year, The Representation Project paid a total of nearly $1 million in compensation and spent $153,691 on fundraising.

Including the money paid to Siebel Newsom and her LLC, the nonprofit paid a total of $581,942 to its executives in 2023-2024. By comparison, the median nonprofit of similar size paid its executives a total of $132,640, or less than a quarter of The Representation Project's total executive pay.

Here's how we get to taxpayer money: Crony corporations "donated" money to her grade school Sex Club "charity," and then Newsom poured taxpayer money into those same crony corporations.

...

Critics have raised numerous ethics questions over the hundreds of thousands of dollars donated to the nonprofit by companies that later received millions of dollars in California taxpayer funds.

AT&T donated $185,000 to The Representation Project from 2017 through 2020. The telecom firm received $260.4 million from the state of California in 2021. AT&T also contributed $100,000 to Gov. Newsom's inauguration fund in 2019.

That's just one example. See the article for further examples, including Comcast (owner of NBC) and PG&E.

...

Last November, the California Fair Political Practices Commission fined Gov. Newsom $13,000 for failing to timely report over $14.3 million of payments made by companies and organizations to nonprofits at his behest between 2019 and 2024.

Have you seen the Gingerbread gender propaganda? That was pushed by Newsom's highly renumerative "nonprofit."

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:18 PM




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1 BLADE IS FIRST LIKE AMERICA

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (Z7Mnq)

3 California First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom

First Partner? I'm going to have to stop you there...

Posted by: Normal America at March 10, 2026 01:20 PM (TNzRs)

4 First Partner?

Are they in a law practice together? What a stupid name !

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 01:21 PM (PFs9e)

5 California First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom

First Partner? I'm going to have to stop you there...
Posted by: Normal America
.......

Partners in crime.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

6 Its good to be the queen!

Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at March 10, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

7 Loathsome people.

Posted by: huerfano at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (98kQX)

8 Those are rookie numbers, she'll never reach Clinton levels at this rate.

She needs to hire some Minnesota Somalis to really show her how its done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (xcxpd)

9 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

10
Armpit = expression?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (Kt19C)

11 Why do the Democrats worship Satan?

Because Satan is a Democrat. Head of the DNC, even.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

12 Its good to be the queen!
Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom
.......

Let them (SF residents) eat shit!

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 01:23 PM (UjdFS)

13 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"
-
*Makes rapid farting noises with hand in armpit*

Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2026 01:23 PM (vSvIl)

14 If the Democrats were smart, they'd offer something middle of the road and boring.

Gavin Newsom I guess gets their attention for his physical appearance, but its going to be Dukakis all over again.

the rest of the 49 states hate CA (and so do Californians) and the guy has a hyper left wing record.

Posted by: Sharpie at March 10, 2026 01:23 PM (9b0Xj)

15 9 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)
Musk.

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 01:23 PM (LHPAg)

16 9 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"
Posted by: Bulg

But Father, these fart noises are just me expressing myself!

Posted by: Bored 8 year-old kid in church at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (TNzRs)

17 All of this started long ago, with the preaching of Tolerance, in our schools and religious institutions.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (pDt9x)

18 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

***

Dunno. Wanna see mine?

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (affD0)

19
tubal,

Bingo

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (3ek7K)

20 Hey Man... Hair Gel is expensive !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (3d4aC)

21 If nothing else, the New York Post opening the California Post certainly places the CP in a target-rich environment.

It's like the moment a reporter steps out of the building's lobby, he/she is in the middle of a Page One breaking story.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (rj6Yv)

22 The harder you try to understand the gender bread slide the dumber it gets. Crazy town trying to make people crazy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM (i0Hi3)

23 If the Democrats were smart, they'd offer something middle of the road and boring.

Every new Dem president that's won in living memory has run as a moderate if not center right.

Obama: Middle Class Tax cut
Clinton: Middle Class Tax cut
Carter: I'm holier then these Republicans

The exception being Biden but...he didn't get more votes from actual citizens then Trump did...

Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

24 For the life of me, I have no fucking clue what the "Genderbread" diagram is supposed to mean. It's not human expression. It's like some kind of communication used by retarded aliens who can't actually communicate and spend their time fucking themselves in the ass with their own tentacles.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

25 Cute Little Timmy went out on what should have been a fun filled April 1995 day, to relax briefly in a government parking facility. What occurred to him after that, would change his life forever.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM (JIcUn)

26 This doesn't surprise mel, looting the Republic is going to be our downfall

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM (EtnSa)

27 Of the database Siebels? I guess she figured a couple million more couldn't hurt.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM (E/qck)

28 Her father lives right up the road from me.

I bought an old Ford Woody Station Wagon from him years ago.

Made just under 20k on that thing. Took me about 2 days to fix it and sell it.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM (l9aEn)

29 9 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

Whether they are shaved or not?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shave It ALL. at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (dmDsy)

30 Hey Man... Hair Gel is expensive !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K.
......

The plugs weren't cheap either.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (UjdFS)

31 If the Democrats were smart, they'd offer something middle of the road and boring.

Gavin Newsom I guess gets their attention for his physical appearance, but its going to be Dukakis all over again.


He's trying to appear more moderate in podcasts and other social media stuff, but normies won't believe it, and his radical base thinks he's a traitor.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (TNzRs)

32 There is always cash flow from public coffers to the family.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (i0Hi3)

33 There's a prohibition on "private inurement" for non-profit status. I'm no tax lawyer, but some moron here probably is and could comment.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (XvL8K)

34 Cookies and rainbows. The same thing you find in harmless vans across the country. I'm surprised they don't have Lost Gender Doggie diagram.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (JIcUn)

35 Outrage over CA isn't going to help it. When it has destroyed itself to the point that it implodes people will rise up. It may be thugs or well intended citizens. What we think is meaningless.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (c35xG)

36 Democrats profiting from nepotism? Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 01:27 PM (wdI+v)

37 Wretched whore-wife.

Sounds like a skin flick.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 10, 2026 01:27 PM (jZ3ZM)

38 44% of CA kids can't read at a proficient level & 70% of them are BELOW PAR in math, but at least they understand LGBTQABC+ 🤡

What happened to the 2? That was my favorite.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 01:27 PM (GPa4z)

39 It's like some kind of communication used by retarded aliens who can't actually communicate and spend their time fucking themselves in the ass with their own tentacles
==
Someone is awfully judgy today. Sounds jealous that he doesnt have tentacles if you ask me.

Posted by: Kang and Kodos at March 10, 2026 01:28 PM (EnKFk)

40 Do I think democrats worship satan?

First of all, not just democrats but plenty of republicans also do just to get their hands on the gears and levers of power..

And explains a lot of their votes and all in with Transgenderism

Posted by: Blanco at March 10, 2026 01:28 PM (q83gU)

41 Seems like these Non-Profits are quite profitable.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 01:28 PM (0nHVk)

42 How much money is Newsom worth at this point? Is his "first partner" ( yuck!) a member of the family that started Siebel? "The love if money is the root of all kinds of evil"





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 01:28 PM (PFs9e)

43
I can't wait to watch this Stop sign debate Marco Rubio in 2028.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:28 PM (LyYjw)

44 He's trying to appear more moderate in podcasts and other social media stuff, but normies won't believe it, and his radical base thinks he's a traitor.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (TNzRs)


Plus, with that neck, he could deep-throat John Holmes and never gag a bit!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sorry! It Had To Be Said, So I Said It. at March 10, 2026 01:28 PM (dmDsy)

45 9 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"

it's a hairy subject

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 01:28 PM (oY6Yp)

46 The governor and wife in addition to their well deserved salary also got pick of the litter. WE love the children yes we do.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 01:29 PM (ehY6c)

47 A gunman has opened fire on an Orthodox Jewish synagogue near Baltimore.

Posted by: zomibe Kara Hulgreen at March 10, 2026 01:29 PM (Y1sOo)

48 Look, I don't have ANY sex organs. I'm a fucking cookie. And because I'm ginger, I don't have a soul, either. Now eat me, you fucking faggots.

Posted by: The Gingerbread Man at March 10, 2026 01:29 PM (pduCL)

49 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"

Shaving them or not is generally a female/male marker, thus gender expression.

Note that the gingerbread man has unnaturally far apart eyes, like some woke actors Hollywood tried to push. (Most infamously Rachael Zegler).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

50 32 There is always cash flow from public coffers to the family.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (i0Hi3)


There is always money in the Banana Stand.

Posted by: Denny Crane - That's What George Bleuth Told Me. at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (dmDsy)

51 A few years ago whlile working as a an IT contractor for the FDA I had to sit in on an online HR meeting where the presenter demonstrated that "Gingerbread Person" nonsense. (Actaully, it wasn't mandatory and I logged off soon after).

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (xqQi7)

52 If Keir Starmer had been born and raised in Santa Monica, he'd be the kind of guy Newsom would emulate.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

53 Gavin Gruesome's wife doesn't get the credit she deserves. I blame misogyny.

Kamala is considered American's premier crass dickriding whore who sucked and fucked her way to fame and fortune.

But Jenny S ain't far behind. She deserves much more credit for being American's near-premier crass dickriding whore who sucked and fucked her way to fame and fortune.


Take that and shove it, misogyny!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

54 48 Look, I don't have ANY sex organs. I'm a fucking cookie. And because I'm ginger, I don't have a soul, either. Now eat me, you fucking faggots.
Posted by: The Gingerbread Man at March 10, 2026 01:29 PM (pduCL)


Coffee all over monitor...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (GOmDb)

55 This Moloch-worship shit has got to stop. Jennifer Newsom whored herself out to Harvey Weinstein and then maintained an active friendly social interaction with him for several years, including repeatedly trying to set up return engagements, and once upon a time that would have been enough to shame her out of public life. Whence went Shame?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (0OIwA)

56 >>There is always cash flow from public coffers to the family.


Both Families have wealth beyond your greatest dreams.

And yet...

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 01:31 PM (l9aEn)

57 Let's see, can't graph money flows here but:

Corporate Charity gives > Charity > Pays newsome wife
Corporate political donations > newsome
Newsome > Corporate tax breaks and contracts > Corporate Charity

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:31 PM (n5tGW)

58 But what does Tim Walz's daughter think? You know, whatshername who was gonna lead a revolution or something a few months ago.

Posted by: AWFL Lame at March 10, 2026 01:31 PM (qUkBO)

59 >> Jennifer Newsom whored herself out to Harvey Weinstein and then maintained an active friendly social interaction with him for several years, including repeatedly trying to set up return engagements, and once upon a time that would have been enough to shame her out of public life. Whence went Shame?


Her sister is hotter and sluttier.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 01:32 PM (l9aEn)

60 52 If Keir Starmer had been born and raised in Santa Monica, he'd be the kind of guy Newsom would emulate BLOW.
Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Fix Things Sometimes. at March 10, 2026 01:32 PM (dmDsy)

61 Jennifer Newsom whored herself out to Harvey Weinstein and then maintained an active friendly social interaction with him for several years, including repeatedly trying to set up return engagements, and once upon a time that would have been enough to shame her out of public life. Whence went Shame?

None of the women who willingly cooperated with Weinstein (most notably Meryl Streep, but there were others) got shamed as far as I'm aware.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

62 It's clear to me from the look on her face in recent public appearances she wants to be First Lady much more than Gavin wants to be President. I believe she intends to be DOCTOR Jill on steroids in controlling the White House and Gavin's decisions.

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2026 01:32 PM (5rh/l)

63 She has always been as slimy as he is. A real Uberkaren.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:33 PM (RIvkX)

64 Somebody took a few shots earlier today at an American consulate in Toronto.

WTF?! I thought Canuckistanis all had to turn in their guns to Chrystia Freeland!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 01:33 PM (0OIwA)

65 I forgot Newsom govt funding > Charity > pays newsome wife

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:33 PM (n5tGW)

66 Even decent people on the Right who oppose the death of our culture and morality will sit by and wait for - someone else - to fix things. We are, by and large, a passive people, conditioned to be so, for generations. I blame education, and the churches. Flame away.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:33 PM (pDt9x)

67 Newsom French launders it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 01:33 PM (XvL8K)

68 Cute Little Timmy went out on what should have been a fun filled April 1995 day, to relax briefly in a government parking facility. What occurred to him after that, would change his life forever.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:25 PM


An aspiring farmer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (4NO2D)

69 41 Seems like these Non-Profits are quite profitable.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I overheard lefty boomer talking about moving into an assisted living center that is non-profit, which he said means that their focus is on the client (instead of profits I assume).

Unless they have an endless supply of cash flow, non-profits are as ruthless about efficiency as for-profits are.

I didn't say anything, the guy is moving into assisted living, probably best to be hopeful.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (Dv3i1)

70 Of course she's getting paid. The fraud and graft in California is worse than anything going on in Minnesota.

This skank slept with Weinstein.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (KGhM4)

71 Give Lady Newsom a break. Forgetting the taste of Harvey Weinstein takes a lot of mouthwash and therapy. That stuff ain't cheap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (qBBPl)

72 7 Loathsome people.
Posted by: huerfano

Loathsome People was the long-awaited sequel to Ordinary People. Much less successful, IIRC.

Posted by: Hollywood Babylon at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (oftw2)

73 I'm a fucking cookie. And because I'm ginger, I don't have a soul, either. Now eat me, you fucking faggots.

Why does this sound like something Sandra Fluke would write?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

74 Is Gavin's current wife the same woman he boinked where it was his then campaign manager's wife?

That little tidbit is going to be fun seeing in campaign ads

Posted by: Sharpie at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (Yzq51)

75 58 But what does Tim Walz's daughter think? You know, whatshername who was gonna lead a revolution or something a few months ago.
Posted by: AWFL Lame at March 10, 2026 01:31 PM (qUkBO)


She is too busy scissoring Kamala Harris' "daughter" to be bothered with such mundane concerns...

Posted by: Denny Crane - Video Available Upon Request. at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (dmDsy)

76 AT&T donated $185,000 to The Representation Project from 2017 through 2020. The telecom firm received $260.4 million from the state of California in 2021. AT&T also contributed $100,000 to Gov. Newsom's inauguration fund in 2019.
====

Understanding this is key to understanding how the One Party State operates.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:35 PM (RIvkX)

77 It's clear to me from the look on her face in recent public appearances she wants to be First Lady much more than Gavin wants to be President. I believe she intends to be DOCTOR Jill on steroids in controlling the White House and Gavin's decisions.

Like leftists around the world, she seems more like his minder than his wife. Justin Castreaux was the major exception where Christia Freelander was pretty openly pulling his strings.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:35 PM (2ocoG)

78 God the father turns to his Son , says it's time. Burn it to the ground, all of it.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 01:35 PM (ehY6c)

79 Her sister is hotter and sluttier.
=
I'll let you in on a little secret. When Jen is too tired or distracted to show much interest, I whisper that sweet nothing into her ear and just like that she is on all fours.

Posted by: Gavin Gruesome at March 10, 2026 01:35 PM (EnKFk)

80 Adam Corola had a decent rant the other day. He asked why people weren't fleeing too Los Angeles and other California cities considering they have been run by democrats for at least 3 decades. You would think that people would be flocking to the paradise that is the People's Republic of California.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 01:35 PM (wdI+v)

81 I would look at who is known but being relatively quiet right now.

They do NOT want Trump to do his thing and brand "their guy". He knocked of 17 Republicans doing just that and he recently ended Walz's career with "retard" and yes that was his intent.

So look at who is "quiet". They will not want to telegraph too much so far in advance in the hope that Trump loses a step or more in the meantime. Meanwhile they will already be gameplanning with Vance how to go should it be candidate X, Y, Z, A, B, or C against him.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:36 PM (JIcUn)

82
Is Gavin's current wife the same woman he boinked where it was his then campaign manager's wife?

==================

No, that was Kimberley Guilfoyle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:36 PM (LyYjw)

83 What FOOLs these Mortals Be?

Kalifornia PsychoGavin or Davros?
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-GavinUberAlles

Too close to Call!
Why settle for the Lesser Evil ever again? Live Action! MORE!

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become NOTHING...

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 01:36 PM (uYp5e)

84 This Moloch-worship shit has got to stop. Jennifer Newsom whored herself out to Harvey Weinstein and then maintained an active friendly social interaction with him for several years, including repeatedly trying to set up return engagements, and once upon a time that would have been enough to shame her out of public life. Whence went Shame?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 01:30 PM (0OIwA)
=====

A ruling class composed of whores requires applicants to submit to the Code of Whoredom before admittance. There is no Shame in that Code, anywhere.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (rj6Yv)

85 Incidentally, I'm seeing that Newsom has the Biden problem on steroids. The more people see him on his current "book tour", the less they like him. And that includes the Democrat base.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

86 Attraction is all about the heart and has nothing to do with genitals. Amazing the things a genderbread "man" can teach you.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (CrUNC)

87 Gads, I hated Ordinary People. Two hours of nonstop depression. I can indulge my depression more cheaply at home. And seeing MTM as an alcoholic bitch was very off-putting.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

88 Her sister is hotter and sluttier.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 01:32 PM (l9aEn)
====================
The horde knows the really important stuff!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (0OIwA)

89 Is Gavin's current wife the same woman he boinked where it was his then campaign manager's wife?

That little tidbit is going to be fun seeing in campaign ads
Posted by: Sharpie at March 10, 2026 01:34 PM (Yzq51)
====
No. Jennifer Siebel is a more recent acquisition.

The incident to which you refer is over 20 years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)

90 Jennifer Newsom whored herself out to Harvey Weinstein and then maintained an active friendly social interaction with him for several years, including repeatedly trying to set up return engagements, and once upon a time that would have been enough to shame her out of public life. Whence went Shame?

Back when PoundMeToo was a thing I asked outraged feminists - do you think that someone like Weinstein could have operated without everyone around him knowing? And the answer was of course..NO!

Then I asked, weren't Gavin Newsome and former state AG Kamala Harris the people charged with arresting people like Weinstein?

Uh, well, uh, I'm sure they didn't know.

Wasn't it their jobs to know?

Well you know they are so busy with all the great things they've done for the people of CA I'm sure they were just you know too busy.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

91 Look, I don't have ANY sex organs. I'm a fucking cookie. And because I'm ginger, I don't have a soul, either. Now eat me, you fucking faggots.
Posted by: The Gingerbread Man at March 10, 2026 01:29 PM


Say something crazy, like "I'm wearing women's underwear." Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (kgE5c)

92 This "power" couple is going to normalize transing your kids if he becomes POTUS and she becomes FLOTUS.
The Biden years will look conservative compared to these two.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

93 What I find consistently disturbing with this (and similar stories) matter is that I'm hardwired to purposefully avoid such situations. For example, if were married to someone directly responsible for distribution of public funds, I would be damn sure that whatever employment or projects I participated within included NO public funds just out of a moral obligation.

But, these F*ckers keep score.

Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2026 01:38 PM (dIske)

94 55 Whence went Shame?

it's been a while since i've seen the movie, but i think he got on his horse and rode off into the sunset.

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 01:39 PM (oY6Yp)

95 Is Gavin's current wife the same woman he boinked where it was his then campaign manager's wife?

==================

No, that was Kimberley Guilfoyle.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

==

I just looked it up, it's not Guilfoyle. Thats who he was previously married to.

The campaign managers wife was Ruby Rippey-Tourk

Posted by: Sharpie at March 10, 2026 01:39 PM (Yzq51)

96 LOLGBT

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:40 PM (JIcUn)

97 Ruby Rippey-Tourk

That was a great Kipling story.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

98 The Genderbread cookie doesn't have genitals. I think that is the true hidden goal of this propaganda.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)

99
It's clear to me from the look on her face in recent public appearances she wants to be First Lady much more than Gavin wants to be President. I believe she intends to be DOCTOR Jill on steroids in controlling the White House and Gavin's decisions.
Posted by: Gref

===============

I think we had that clip here of her holding up a presser to complain about gender-something communication-something in the most annoying Wine Mom AWFL way ever.

It makes me wish that some higher-ranking Victim (someone "of color" + somewhere on the LGBTQABC spectrum) would slap her down as a privileged white fragility karen who needs to stay in her lane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:41 PM (LyYjw)

100 88 Her sister is hotter and sluttier.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 01:32 PM (l9aEn)
====================
The horde knows the really important stuff!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (0OIwA)


AGREE 100%

Posted by: Denny Crane - Is There Any Word in The English Language Hotter Than "Sluttier"?? at March 10, 2026 01:41 PM (dmDsy)

101 33 There's a prohibition on "private inurement" for non-profit status. I'm no tax lawyer, but some moron here probably is and could comment.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 01:26 PM (XvL8K)

Tax-exempt status. Non-profit is a structural issue. Not all not-for-profit corporations are operated for charitable purposes, is just means there aren't any shareholders. Tax exempt status under 501(c)(3) is what would be at stake. You can pay compensation to insiders at tax-exempt organizations, the question is whether that compensation is reasonable. Excessive compensation can be inurement, which can lead to intermediate sanctions (bascially an excise tax) or loss of 501(c)(3) tax exempt status.

Posted by: Not a tax lawyer, just know some of this shit at March 10, 2026 01:41 PM (TbWk/)

102 Ruby Rippey-Tourk

That was a great Kipling story.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)
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IIRC, a touching story about a weasel and two vipers.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 01:42 PM (rj6Yv)

103 Her sister is hotter and sluttier.

UH...is she an actress? On OF? Greeting the fleet with Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

104
I just looked it up, it's not Guilfoyle. Thats who he was previously married to.

The campaign managers wife was Ruby Rippey-Tourk
Posted by: Sharpie at March 10, 2026 01:39 PM

Ruby Rippey Tourk sounds like a made up name and she goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 01:42 PM (KGhM4)

105 She is related to Tom Siebel who founded Siebel Systems. But she grew up in the toniest of tony little enclaves in Marin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:42 PM (RIvkX)

106
I just looked it up, it's not Guilfoyle. Thats who he was previously married to.

The campaign managers wife was Ruby Rippey-Tourk
Posted by: Sharpie

===============

Oh yeah, I misread your question. He was married to Guilfoyle at the time, boinked someone else.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:42 PM (Baa2L)

107 Heh, new interview with Weinstein.

“If the camera’s on, I’m just going to say Rose McGowan, Rosanna Arquette, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie — they just exaggerated,” Weinstein claimed in the interview.

He went further, arguing that the actresses who spoke publicly about their experiences with him did so intentionally.

“They wanted to be victims. They wanted to be part of the club. And they destroyed me,” Weinstein claimed about the major stars who have all come forward with accusations against him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:43 PM (n5tGW)

108 I believe she intends to be DOCTOR Jill on steroids in controlling the White House and Gavin's decisions.



Did you know Dr Jill isn't a real doctor? She started her Piled Higher & Deeper program, but she never finished it. The new president of that college, who has no ties to the Bribem's, called her out on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:43 PM (Z7Mnq)

109 44% of CA kids can't read at a proficient level & 70% of them are BELOW PAR in math, but at least they understand LGBTQABC+ 🤡

Have you seen Trantifa activists?!?! Computers and such will do that lame math and reading stuff for you, but misgender someone, or use the wrong pronouns, and you can get killed!

Posted by: California School System at March 10, 2026 01:43 PM (TNzRs)

110 I just looked it up, it's not Guilfoyle. Thats who he was previously married to.

The campaign managers wife was Ruby Rippey-Tourk
Posted by: Sharpie at March 10, 2026 01:39 PM (Yzq51)


Plus, Guilfoyle was the Satanic Coder, not some married guy.

Posted by: Denny Crane - PIED PIPER for the WIN!!!! at March 10, 2026 01:43 PM (dmDsy)

111 Heh, new interview with Weinstein.

“If the camera’s on, I’m just going to say Rose McGowan, Rosanna Arquette, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie — they just exaggerated,” Weinstein claimed in the interview.

He went further, arguing that the actresses who spoke publicly about their experiences with him did so intentionally.

“They wanted to be victims. They wanted to be part of the club. And they destroyed me,” Weinstein claimed about the major stars who have all come forward with accusations against him.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Interview Fern

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:44 PM (Z7Mnq)

112 And yes genderbread person DOES have a pedo smile. What a surprise.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:44 PM (JIcUn)

113 One common scam I have seen a lot of is double expensing.

So All of Newsom's expenses are paid by state. He goes on holiday, and state pays it all.

For example,
The wife goes along, and she expenses it to her "charity" and gets reimbursed with cash. That is pure profit. No taxes, no reporting.

This is very common.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 01:44 PM (9LS/u)

114 Guess I missed the Schoolhouse Rock video where they explained that the role of government is to fleece the taxpayer and enrich bad guys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)

115
9 WTF do armpits have to do with "expression?"
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM

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"Express" meaning "emit." Emitting a healthy musk.

Posted by: Da Waw Of Da Woilds at March 10, 2026 01:44 PM (VWtfl)

116 The more you know .....

The surname Guilfoyle is of Irish origin, derived from the Gaelic name "Mac Giolla Phoil," which means "son of the follower of St. Paul." It reflects a family's historical association with Christianity in Ireland.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

117 Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:44 PM (Z7Mnq)

Not seen: "False"

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:45 PM (JIcUn)

118 The campaign managers wife was Ruby Rippey-Tourk
Posted by: Sharpie at March 10, 2026 01:39 PM (Yzq51)


*looks up pictures of Jennifer*
*looks up pictures of Ruby*

The guy's got a type.

Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 01:45 PM (oDmoo)

119 What I find consistently disturbing with this (and similar stories) matter is that I'm hardwired to purposefully avoid such situations. For example, if were married to someone directly responsible for distribution of public funds, I would be damn sure that whatever employment or projects I participated within included NO public funds just out of a moral obligation.

But, these F*ckers keep score.
Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2026 01:38 PM (dIske)
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I've said this before but when I worked for the city handing out money I did not eat so much as a sandwich. Because we were trained to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

120 Useful in defining the verb "to cromulent."

I cromulent
You cromulent
He, she or it cromulents

The fact cromulents:

94 55 Whence went Shame?

it's been a while since i've seen the movie, but i think he got on his horse and rode off into the sunset.
Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 01:39 PM (oY6Yp

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 10, 2026 01:46 PM (YlWIZ)

121 P.S. Ruby was married to Gavin's best friend at the time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:46 PM (RIvkX)

122 119 What I find consistently disturbing with this (and similar stories) matter is that I'm hardwired to purposefully avoid such situations. For example, if were married to someone directly responsible for distribution of public funds, I would be damn sure that whatever employment or projects I participated within included NO public funds just out of a moral obligation.

But, these F*ckers keep score.
Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2026 01:38 PM (dIske)
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I've said this before but when I worked for the city handing out money I did not eat so much as a sandwich. Because we were trained to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

Our Betters™ are not constrained by such petty concerns.

Posted by: Rules are for little people at March 10, 2026 01:47 PM (TbWk/)

123
Newsom has the Biden problem on steroids. The more people see him on his current "book tour", the less they like him. And that includes the Democrat base.
Posted by: Ian S.

==============

I wonder if he would consent to being #2 on Kamala's ticket.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:47 PM (Baa2L)

124 Rose McGowan said Jen tried to bribe her to stay quiet about Weinstein. The jury couldn't reach a verdict on Jen's criminal charges against Weinstein. Says a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 01:47 PM (qBBPl)

125
Well you know they are so busy with all the great things they've done for the people of CA I'm sure they were just you know too busy.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM

Courtney Love called him out on camera in 2005, they all knew what he was about and if it helped their careers they did what they had to do to get ahead.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 01:47 PM (KGhM4)

126 116 The more you know .....

The surname Guilfoyle is of Irish origin, derived from the Gaelic name "Mac Giolla Phoil," which means "son of the follower of St. Paul." It reflects a family's historical association with Christianity in Ireland.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

Awesome! Totally awesome!!

Posted by: Spicoli at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (dmDsy)

127 The compensation is just the cherry.

The real money is in the expense accounts. I have seen executives spend 10x their salary on expenses. Think about it - imagine a life where every trip, every meal, every hotel, and many purchases are expensed.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (9LS/u)

128 Madness. Mental illness is not contagious, - that we know of, but American culture is severely flawed when these people are allowed to roam with a free voice.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (M9gjJ)

129 >>P.S. Ruby was married to Gavin's best friend at the time.

It's been known to happen.

Posted by: Shania Twain at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (Y1sOo)

130
I wonder if he would consent to being #2 on Kamala's ticket.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:47 PM (Baa2L)


OMG... Kamala/ Newsom.... Nightmare scenario for the US

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (GOmDb)

131 Because we were trained to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Yep, that was part of the ABC policy at every company I worked at that dealt with the government.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

132
121 P.S. Ruby was married to Gavin's best friend at the time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:46 PM (RIvkX)

------

schtup
schtup
schtup

Posted by: Gavin the Care-Free Sociopath at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (VWtfl)

133 The Gingerbread Person is something of a recruitment poster for self-delusion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (XeU6L)

134
I'm guessing Gavin's high-speed train easily fits in her tunnel.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 01:49 PM (Y8DZL)

135 Yep. Not a trace of the word "false"

But there is this beauty of a beauty:

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No. There’s only one person who’s to blame. That’s me. These people were so happy to be at The Weinstein Co. or Miramax — to be at the center and apex of the industry — that they were willing to lie for me. And I pushed them to lie. My staff was great. They lied like champs. But I did it. It’s all on me. I will say, though, when a guy invites you to his hotel room in the middle of the night, you know what’s on the agenda.
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Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:49 PM (JIcUn)

136 I'm guessing Gavin's high-speed train easily fits in her tunnel.
Posted by: Auspex


Tiny gauge train?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:49 PM (Z7Mnq)

137 There are days that I wish I didn't have morals/ethics/principles so my family could be set for life and not have to worry about money. But then I remember that I get paid in currency better than money: smiles, giggles, hugs and kisses.

Posted by: pookysgirl, putting the monkey down for a nap at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Wt5PA)

138 124 Rose McGowan said Jen tried to bribe her to stay quiet about Weinstein. The jury couldn't reach a verdict on Jen's criminal charges against Weinstein. Says a lot
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 01:47 PM (qBBPl)


For a while, during the "Charmed" years, Rose McGowan had a couple of the nicest tits in the biz....

Posted by: Denny Crane - Or So I Was Told (And Saw On The Show) at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (dmDsy)

139 121 P.S. Ruby was married to Gavin's best friend at the time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 01:46 PM (RIvkX)

------

schtup
schtup
schtup
Posted by: Gavin the Care-Free Sociopath at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (VWtfl)
=====

That's sound a Sacramento Thumper makes to summon a Weinstein.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)

140 Ruby Rippey-Tourk

That was a great Kipling story.
Posted by: Bulg


Thank you for the laugh...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (3ZUWJ)

141 What if the gingerbread person identifies as an animal cracker or a snickerdoodle?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

142 The more you know .....

The surname Guilfoyle is of Irish origin, derived from the Gaelic name "Mac Giolla Phoil," which means "son of the follower of St. Paul." It reflects a family's historical association with Christianity in Ireland.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 01:45 PM


Well there's a rose that failed of its stem.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)

143 114 Guess I missed the Schoolhouse Rock video where they explained that the role of government is to fleece the taxpayer and enrich bad guys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)

I missed the one where they explained why elementary schools were actually day cares providing three meals a day and taught kids to lie to their parents about radical transgender curricula.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 01:51 PM (i0Hi3)

144 137 There are days that I wish I didn't have morals/ethics/principles so my family could be set for life and not have to worry about money. But then I remember that I get paid in currency better than money: smiles, giggles, hugs and kisses.
Posted by: pookysgirl, putting the monkey down for a nap at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Wt5PA)


You are such a good person.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Much Better Than Me. at March 10, 2026 01:51 PM (dmDsy)

145 I wonder if he would consent to being #2 on Kamala's ticket.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:47 PM (Baa2L)

Same-state prohibition, unless one of 'em does a Dick Cheney.

Oh hell, who an I kidding? You don't even have to be natural born anymore.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)

146 Madness. Mental illness is not contagious,..
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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But, it can be embaced, promoted, and nurtured. Which is what we are confronting...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 01:51 PM (XeU6L)

147
OMG... Kamala/ Newsom.... Nightmare scenario for the US
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

I was also wondering what George Clooney et. al. are going to do about the prominence of those 2 in polls. Not only a nightmare scenario for the US, but also for the Dems?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (Baa2L)

148 128 Madness. Mental illness is not contagious, - that we know of, but American culture is severely flawed when these people are allowed to roam with a free voice.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 01:48 PM (M9gjJ)

I'm not so convinced of that anymore. Perhaps whatever underlying organic malformations or defects that cause mental illness in certain people are not contagious, but the thought processes and behaviors associated with certain mental illnesses and personality disorders seem to be transmissible through indoctrination and behavioral conditioning. At a certain point it becomes indistinguishable from the "real thing" as it were.

Posted by: See mass formation psychosis too at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (TbWk/)

149 Genderbread is just a psyop to mutilate children.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (n5tGW)

150 141 What if the gingerbread person identifies as an animal cracker or a snickerdoodle?
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)


No! Dont cut my raisans off!

Posted by: Gingy at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (i0Hi3)

151 I am death.

Posted by: Karait hissed at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)

152 The head of the major league baseball players asso iation had to resign because among other things, he hired his wife's sister and was banging her on the side, as well as overpaying her. So, yeah, thats not permissible. I did not know that. Ok.

Posted by: Gavin Gruesome at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (EnKFk)

153 I would've thought that "Guilfoyle" was of French origin. Thanks for the info, Chuck.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

154 Whoever the Democrats nominate in 2028 will not be someone we are currently talking about.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:53 PM (u73oe)

155 "First Partner"?!??!

oh hell just go all the way

"First Comrade"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 01:54 PM (j+aD2)

156 There are days that I wish I didn't have morals/ethics/principles so my family could be set for life and not have to worry about money. But then I remember that I get paid in currency better than money: smiles, giggles, hugs and kisses.
Posted by: pookysgirl, putting the monkey down for a nap at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Wt5PA)

Must be nice. Enjoy those things to the fullest for as long as you possibly can.

Posted by: I have none of these, thus know their value at March 10, 2026 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

157 Whoever the Democrats nominate in 2028 will not be someone we are currently talking about.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:53 PM (u73oe)
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I think that's a wise statement.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

158
Same-state prohibition,

Posted by: Auspex

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Ahhh, yes. Well, they both have a handy excuse to "regretfully" look elsewhere (while still managing to avoid Buttigieg).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:55 PM (Baa2L)

159 154 Whoever the Democrats nominate in 2028 will not be someone we are currently talking about.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:53 PM (u73oe)


I think it's gonna be Beshear

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:55 PM (GOmDb)

160 Funny how it used to be as simple as boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

But now you need a complex decision tree and a PhD to figure out what gender you are.... in kindergarten.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 01:56 PM (i0Hi3)

161 @154 Bob Ferguson, Washington governor. Vicious leftist prick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 01:56 PM (qBBPl)

162 We need to end non-profit-ness as a thing.

I dunno how it started out (benefit of the doubt) but for my entire lifetime it has been nothing but a lucrative scam.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 01:57 PM (MIIRH)

163 People will flock to CA as soon as High Speed Train is up and running. High Speed Train is the Future!

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 01:57 PM (pZ64F)

164
Louie B. Mayer and Daryl Zanuck made Weinstein look like a boy scout.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 01:57 PM (Y8DZL)

165 AOC's gonna be somewhere on the ticket.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

166 donna, I just read that as Behar!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 01:58 PM (0nHVk)

167 149 Genderbread is just a psyop to mutilate children.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:52 PM (n5tGW)

Yup. Notice how they trivialize biological sex in comparison to all this other bullshit, and teach that it is not innate and objectively observed but rather "assigned." It's beyond evil.

Posted by: Sick fucks, all of them at March 10, 2026 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

168 166 donna, I just read that as Behar!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 01:58 PM (0nHVk)


LOL... That would be something...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:58 PM (GOmDb)

169 https://is.gd/JiJTFp

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 01:58 PM (Kt19C)

170 98 The Genderbread cookie doesn't have genitals. I think that is the true hidden goal of this propaganda.

it's a slippery slope.
cookie with no genitals ->
kid with no genitals ->
fancy track shoes ->
purple cloth ->
soul being transported by halley's comet

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 01:58 PM (oY6Yp)

171 129 >>P.S. Ruby was married to Gavin's best friend at the time.

It's been known to happen.
Posted by: Shania Twain

You think THAT'S bad...

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (JCZqz)

172 Louie B. Mayer and Daryl Zanuck made Weinstein look like a boy scout.
Posted by: Auspex

Howard Hughes, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

173 152 The head of the major league baseball players asso iation had to resign because among other things, he hired his wife's sister and was banging her on the side, as well as overpaying her. So, yeah, thats not permissible. I did not know that. Ok.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (pZ64F)

174 We need to end non-profit-ness as a thing.

I dunno how it started out (benefit of the doubt) but for my entire lifetime it has been nothing but a lucrative scam.


20 years ago or so some reporters started digging into non-profits and found most were scams giving high salaries to employees and low percentages of their income to whatever goal they were supposedly focused on.

There was a half hearted attempt to address this but the FNM quickly moved on.

I assume this is when the left realized it was a great permanent income source. Why start a company and risk losing everything with long hours when you can make a general NGO for "da childrennns" funded by your spouse in government?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)

175 Was Gavin Newsom having an affair with the second partner while married to the first partner ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (Nx5jP)

176 I'm wondering if the Dems will even bother having a presidential primary season in 2028. The NGOs have been crushed, GOP-led election reforms are having an effect, and the Dem deep-pocket contributors, at home and abroad, will demand a nominee compliant with their objectives.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 02:00 PM (rj6Yv)

177 It was always about humpin the chirrens. Glad the cockroaches like Newsom are getting brave and outing themselves. Easier than going into the walls after them.

Posted by: Sifty at March 10, 2026 02:00 PM (ZbFKT)

178 There are days that I wish I didn't have morals/ethics/principles so my family could be set for life and not have to worry about money. But then I remember that I get paid in currency better than money: smiles, giggles, hugs and kisses.
Posted by: pookysgirl
--------

I know what you mean. But those who we detest are not guided by a transcendent morality. "An honest man's conscience is his pillow" has no meaning to them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:00 PM (XeU6L)

179
Whoever the Democrats nominate in 2028 will not be someone we are currently talking about.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

===============

I remember when Romney lost and I was talking with a friend about which candidate was the most salvageable, and she said it was going to be someone who wasn't even on the scene at the moment, they'd have to come from somewhere we weren't even talking about. Savvy person.

The whole point of being Trump is that you can't imagine who he is until he bursts onto the scene, but I still can't imagine who the left's Trump would be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:01 PM (Baa2L)

180 I think it's gonna be Beshear

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:55 PM (GOmDb)

He's a definite possibility. There is also Manly Booty who I don't know if they're ready to fly away from.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:01 PM (JIcUn)

181 137 There are days that I wish I didn't have morals/ethics/principles so my family could be set for life and not have to worry about money. But then I remember that I get paid in currency better than money: smiles, giggles, hugs and kisses.
Posted by: pookysgirl, putting the monkey down for a nap at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Wt5PA)

You are doing great, mama. Never forget that. I would be lying if I said I didn’t miss my old salary, of course. Living off of someone who didn’t sign up to be my child’s dad is overwhelming sometimes. But I am listening to her in her virtual class right now doing a podcast with the other students, and explaining the story of the Golden Calf and how it’s applicable to temptations we face today. I know I just need to be humble and thank God for providing this situation for us. Remember, public schools told me I would be lucky if she got past 6th grade level anything. And here we are.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (Wmg4n)

182 177 It was always about humpin the chirrens. Glad the cockroaches like Newsom are getting brave and outing themselves. Easier than going into the walls after them.
Posted by: Sifty

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

Posted by: Muhammed at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

183 Oil was under $78 a few minutes ago.

It's spiked back up to...about $80.

Still a long way to go until $200.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

184 162 We need to end non-profit-ness as a thing.

I dunno how it started out (benefit of the doubt) but for my entire lifetime it has been nothing but a lucrative scam.
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Remember Danny Kaye and the Fagz muscling in on Halloween with those fucking UNICEF milk cartons? Fuck those guys.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

185 It's been known to happen.
Posted by: Shania Twain

You think THAT'S bad...
Posted by: Woody Allen at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM


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Pikers.

Posted by: John Phillips at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (wdI+v)

186
Was Gavin Newsom having an affair with the second partner while married to the first partner ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

================

Actually, there was a third.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (Baa2L)

187 154 Whoever the Democrats nominate in 2028 will not be someone we are currently talking about.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:53 PM (u73oe)
There is iron in the words of Duke Lowell for all men to see.
- Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 02:03 PM (LHPAg)

188 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:01 PM (Baa2L)

The Left as currently constituted can never have a Trump. Trump thrived on speaking the truth. You are not allowed to speak the truth on the Left. Unless you are part of the Body in which case you will always be guided by lies. They might try a pretend Trump but that's all it will ever be.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:03 PM (JIcUn)

189 172 Louie B. Mayer and Daryl Zanuck made Weinstein look like a boy scout.
Posted by: Auspex

Howard Hughes, too.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

Was it Mayer who whipped out his dick on Shirley Temple, who proceeded to laugh at him?

Posted by: Hollywood was founded on predation at March 10, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)

190 Posted by: pookysgirl, putting the monkey down for a nap at March 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Wt5PA)

You are such a sweet lady.

I assume "the monkey" is L'il Pooky. Lol.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

191 We need to end non-profit-ness as a thing.

I dunno how it started out (benefit of the doubt) but for my entire lifetime it has been nothing but a lucrative scam.
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Good intentions...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:03 PM (XeU6L)

192 He's a definite possibility. There is also Manly Booty who I don't know if they're ready to fly away from.
Posted by: ...

He grew a beard and wore flannel to eat with normies in cafes! If that doesn't make him acceptable to the flyover yokels, I don't know what will!

Posted by: Lefty Retards at March 10, 2026 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

193 Mental illness is not contagious,..
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Hi!

Posted by: The COVID Response at March 10, 2026 02:05 PM (JIcUn)

194 181. So Pookey’s girl, we do what we need to do for our children. It’s our job, and as I said, you are doing great, and God is providing for us what we need. Maybe not always what we want, but what we need.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 02:05 PM (Wmg4n)

195 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (Baa2L

Sounding more and more like a crooked and sexually rapacious law firm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:05 PM (Nx5jP)

196 Alina Habba is back on the market.

Hubba-hubba.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 02:06 PM (Y1sOo)

197 Man, the business intuition of Trump is kinda freaky at times, finds the simplest most obvious solution. Hey, we'll just insure your tankers, sound good?, great. Oil drops 25%.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW)

198 Non-profits are created to benefit from the lax regulatory environment for greater enrichment of the 'owners'. Plus the glow that comes from the perception that you are a good person that doesn't dabble in the evilness of making a profit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)

199 The Left as currently constituted can never have a Trump. Trump thrived on speaking the truth. You are not allowed to speak the truth on the Left.
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More to the point, he is not a politician. He may make misjudgements, less than optimal decisions, but he is above all else concerned for the nations well-being.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

200 186 Was Gavin Newsom having an affair with the second partner while married to the first partner ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Actually, there was a third.


WARN: THERE IS ANOTHER SYSTEM

Posted by: COLOSSUS at March 10, 2026 02:07 PM (oY6Yp)

201 Her sister is hotter and sluttier.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 01:32 PM (l9aEn)


Melissa? Her husband is a turd.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 10, 2026 02:07 PM (iNp3L)

202 The whole point of being Trump is that you can't imagine who he is until he bursts onto the scene, but I still can't imagine who the left's Trump would be.

The left won't have a Trump, because they can't afford someone unaccountable to the left's existing power structure.

They can promote a nobody like Clinton or Obama though, but if they do this it will be a nobody they already control just like those two.

Consider Luis Donaldo Colosio Murrieta - the assassinated PRI Mexican president.

Because of an oddity in their political system he was their only choice to run for president even though the PRI powerbrokers didn't trust him. After formerly getting the nod he started talking about tackling PRI corruption and wouldn't you know it a random no one assassinated him shortly thereafter...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

203 I'm not for censoring free speech or limiting anybody's 1st amendment right, but for fuck sake, let's get this shit out of our institutions of 'learning'.

Take that shit to the streets, as an elective - that's your right, but can't we all agree there should be some decorum in schools where you have a captive audience?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 02:08 PM (M9gjJ)

204 193 Mental illness is not contagious,..
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Hi!
Posted by: The COVID Response

Yo.

Posted by: St. Vitus' Dance at March 10, 2026 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

205 So Pookey’s girl, we do what we need to do for our children. It’s our job, and as I said, you are doing great, and God is providing for us what we need. Maybe not always what we want, but what we need.
Posted by: Piper

Being a parent, even of only one child, was the hardest thing I've ever done. But it was also the most rewarding. And we must've done something right, because he's turned out great.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

206 If you met the genderbread man in a dark alley you would run screaming.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:08 PM (JIcUn)

207 Remember Danny Kaye and the Fagz muscling in on Halloween with those fucking UNICEF milk cartons? Fuck those guys.
Posted by: pudinhead

lol! Yes! Young teens horning in on a kid's holiday to bum money door-to-door!

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 02:09 PM (Y8DZL)

208 154 Whoever the Democrats nominate in 2028 will not be someone we are currently talking about.
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The anti-Christ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:09 PM (Dv3i1)

209 The communist mayor of Boston, Michelle Wu, has her heart set on greater achievements. She went to that Munich security conference that AOC did but she did not beclown herself. She is all for taxing the residents of Boston so as to increase immigrant services. Keep you eye on her.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 02:09 PM (0nHVk)

210 "The Left as currently constituted can never have a Trump. Trump thrived on speaking the truth. You are not allowed to speak the truth on the Left. Unless you are part of the Body in which case you will always be guided by lies. They might try a pretend Trump but that's all it will ever be.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:03 PM (JIcUn) "


Exactly right.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 02:10 PM (MIIRH)

211 If genderwokes cultists want to part out sex, expression, identity and attraction from each other, I say fine, as long as they understand that we separate sports teams and dressing rooms and prisons entirely on SEX.

Posted by: harrison bergeron at March 10, 2026 02:10 PM (JuaQi)

212 You've all heard of the Dewey. Cheatem and Howe law firm. This is the Dewey Sleeparound and Howe partners.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:10 PM (Nx5jP)

213 173 152 The head of the major league baseball players asso iation had to resign because among other things, he hired his wife's sister and was banging her on the side, as well as overpaying her. So, yeah, thats not permissible. I did not know that. Ok.
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Snort.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (pZ64F)

Porkin' the batter > corking the bat

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 10, 2026 02:11 PM (N39Ws)

214 WTF is wrong with these people?

There will be no national divorce.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2026 02:12 PM (2szVb)

215 The Left as currently constituted can never have a Trump. Trump thrived on speaking the truth. You are not allowed to speak the truth on the Left.

Bernie came close, which is why he was popular with their base (and some independents) and the Party crushed him. The GOPe tried to stop Trump, too, for similar reasons, but they weren't as blatant or ruthless about it, and I think gwve up assuming he would lose the general, be ostracized, and the Party Leaders could swoop in and consolidate power.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

216 The whole of the body politic in The Peoples' Republik of Kalifornia is rife with corruption and lunacy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 10, 2026 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

217 Black voters: Is Bootyjudge still gay? Then nope.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 02:13 PM (u73oe)

218 The campaign managers wife was Ruby Rippey-Tourk
Posted by: Sharpie


Not sure I'd let someone named "Rippy Torque" near Mr Happy.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 02:14 PM (qm02f)

219 213 173 152 The head of the major league baseball players asso iation had to resign because among other things, he hired his wife's sister and was banging her on the side, as well as overpaying her. So, yeah, thats not permissible. I did not know that. Ok.
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Snort.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 01:59 PM (pZ64F)

Porkin' the batter > corking the bat

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 10, 2026 02:11 PM (N39Ws)

Well, was she really overpaid? I mean, for her unofficial job...$20, same as in town adds up...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 10, 2026 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

220 The purpose of non-profits nowadays is to allow socially conscious members of society stuff money into the leadership teams' pockets while feeling good about themselves.
The secondary purpose is to provide campaign funds for leftist politicians so they look the other way for the primary purpose.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 02:14 PM (rbvCR)

221 The Left as currently constituted can never have a Trump. Trump thrived on speaking the truth. You are not allowed to speak the truth on the Left. Unless you are part of the Body in which case you will always be guided by lies. They might try a pretend Trump but that's all it will ever be.
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False.
Trump is only popular because of ALL CAPS and cursing.
Gavin Newsome and Tim Walz can authentically code-speak to blue collar workers who are deceived by Trump's ALL CAPS and cursing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 02:14 PM (HXT0k)

222 @nicksortor
·
50m
🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: NYPD Bomb Squad has SHUT DOWN TEN BLOCKS near Gracie Mansion after a "suspicious package" was found in a nearby park

Gracie Mansion is now being EVACUATED, per Fox

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 02:14 PM (ZxPkt)

223 "America is tired of your emails" was a scripted line to protect Hillary when he should have been trying to destroy her.

Bernie has been bought and paid for so many times he just schedules his beatings with the pimps.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:15 PM (JIcUn)

224 Do you know how much of an utter and complete loser of a parent you are if you let your kids believe that "gingerbread identity" bullshit?

Like, just kill yourself--the only way your kids will ever be functional adults is despite you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)

225 Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 02:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Don't tell me. The smoking jar says "Muslim Go Home This is MAGA Country"

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:16 PM (JIcUn)

226 Demons!

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 10, 2026 02:16 PM (p8iTN)

227 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "IT'S LUCRATIVE AS HELL" CAN BE TAKEN LITERALLY.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 10, 2026 02:16 PM (72T/4)

228 223 "America is tired of your emails" was a scripted line to protect Hillary when he should have been trying to destroy her.

Bernie has been bought and paid for so many times he just schedules his beatings with the pimps.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:15 PM (JIcUn)

Well, I'm tired of unsolicited political text messages. I even tell them to FOADIAF, but they keep it up. I tell them I will NEVER click a link from an unknown source, that President Trump has Not invited me, that JD Vance hasn't either, that Charlie Kirk's wife doesn't want to know me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 10, 2026 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

229 224 Do you know how much of an utter and complete loser of a parent you are if you let your kids believe that "gingerbread identity" bullshit?

Like, just kill yourself--the only way your kids will ever be functional adults is despite you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)

It's cookie cutter, the emphasis on the cutter part...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 10, 2026 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

230 Charlie Kirk's wife doesn't want to know me...
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Are you sure about that? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!?!?

Posted by: Candace O. at March 10, 2026 02:18 PM (Dv3i1)

231 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

232 @nicksortor
·
50m
🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: NYPD Bomb Squad has SHUT DOWN TEN BLOCKS near Gracie Mansion after a "suspicious package" was found in a nearby park

Gracie Mansion is now being EVACUATED, per Fox
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 02:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Suspicious package means it was a supplies attack. This date will live in INFAMY.

Posted by: CNN at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (GI9/m)

233 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "IT'S LUCRATIVE AS HELL" CAN BE TAKEN LITERALLY.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Posted by: Pete
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lucre /loo͞′kər/
noun
Money or profits.
Gain in money or goods; profit; riches; -- often in an ill sense.
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (XeU6L)

234
The Left as currently constituted can never have a Trump.

Posted by: ...

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Yes, all this is true. I'm thinking about the superficial resemblances -- comes-from-nowhere sort of thing, like Obama. (shudder) Thank God he was a "generational" talent.

Donna, that's interesting about Michelle Wu. I didn't know she was so ambitious, and I'm getting a bit of a laugh contemplating her chances with Black voters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (Baa2L)

235 Step 1. Make a law that something must be done.... let's call that a mandate.

Step 2. Have people that created the mandate bet in the business of servicing the mandate at taxpayer expense.

Step 3. Have zero oversight of the taxpayer's money in servicing the mandate.

Step 4. Profit for the connected democrap elitists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (xvV+O)

236 Being a parent, even of only one child, was the hardest thing I've ever done. But it was also the most rewarding. And we must've done something right, because he's turned out great.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10

I genuinely like my kids as people, so I hope I did okay and am doing okay with my last little bunny here. I have a group text with my older 2 and it’s non stop. I love we are all so close. Being a parent to a special needs child is not something I thought I was cut out to do, and it’s not always fun. But I wouldn’t trade her for the world.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 02:21 PM (OoFl2)

237 "Because it's lucrative as Hell"

"Tell me about it!"

- Guy Woodhouse, acting legend for sixty years, despite having negligible talent

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (72T/4)

238 These disgustingly crass motherfuckers need to be given a warning and after that, let the beatdowns begin!

Drive them out. Tenure? Fuck you.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (M9gjJ)

239 PG&E donated to her documentaries.

PG&E also lobbied Gavin Newsome to slow walk a fire map which would have required PG&E to do a better job removing brush close to power lines.

PG&E caused several major fires including the Camp Fire in 2018 which killed many people.

"Most famous case: the Camp Fire that destroyed Paradise, CA — PG&E even pleaded guilty to 84 counts of involuntary manslaughter related to it."

PG&E then went bankrupt.

Gavin Newsom of course was never held accountable.

Posted by: Harun at March 10, 2026 02:27 PM (IuIym)

240 I only have one question for the Gingerbread- do you know The Muffin Man?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at March 10, 2026 02:28 PM (4dFKJ)

241 2. Donations to his wife’s nonprofit

Newsom’s wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, founded a nonprofit called The Representation Project.

Investigations reported that:

The nonprofit received more than $800,000 in donations from corporations that lobby the California government, including PG&E.

PG&E also contributed to films produced through the organization.

These donations raised ethics concerns because those companies have business regulated by the state government.

Newsom said he did not see a conflict of interest in those donations.

Posted by: Harun at March 10, 2026 02:29 PM (IuIym)

242 I used to work for Siebel Systems. Tom Siebel was a big executive at Oracle with Larry Ellison before that.

Posted by: front towards enemy at March 10, 2026 02:30 PM (TIizU)

243 Jennifer Siebel is daughter of Ken Siebel, Tom's brother. Ke nis/was a big time attorney

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 10, 2026 02:34 PM (iNp3L)

244 Incidentally, I'm seeing that Newsom has the Biden problem on steroids. The more people see him on his current "book tour", the less they like him. And that includes the Democrat base.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

And even for non leftists back in the 90s when there were some, the label of being from CA is a huge anchor in 49 other states.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:40 PM (8avO+)

245 The Left as currently constituted can never have a Trump. Trump thrived on speaking the truth. You are not allowed to speak the truth on the Left.

Bernie came close, which is why he was popular with their base (and some independents) and the Party crushed him. The GOPe tried to stop Trump, too, for similar reasons, but they weren't as blatant or ruthless about it, and I think gwve up assuming he would lose the general, be ostracized, and the Party Leaders could swoop in and consolidate power.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

Bernie just told a different set of lies that happened to dovetail with the commie nonsense young Dems were being taught in colleges. These days a different set of lies are being told and kids are cutting themselves up.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (8avO+)

246 You are doing great, mama. Never forget that. I would be lying if I said I didn’t miss my old salary, of course. Living off of someone who didn’t sign up to be my child’s dad is overwhelming sometimes. But I am listening to her in her virtual class right now doing a podcast with the other students, and explaining the story of the Golden Calf and how it’s applicable to temptations we face today. I know I just need to be humble and thank God for providing this situation for us. Remember, public schools told me I would be lucky if she got past 6th grade level anything. And here we are.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 02:02 PM (Wmg4n)

Thank you, I needed good news today. That is so fantastic to know she is doing so well!!! Piper, pooky's mom, y'all are doing a wonderful job raising the next generation!

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (wLjpr)

247 Imagine a CA jury getting their mits into PG&E.

Firebugs started those fires. Like every year. Lake County Cranksters.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:14 PM (cS1cw)

CNN Story Valorizes Islamic Terror Bombers, Then CNN Claims It Was Just a Mistaken Tweet

beautifuldayforabombing.jpg

CNN's spokespotato and inveterate liar Brian Stelter is pretending it was only the "tweet" which was egregious. But he's lying. The tweet just repeated the first sentence "lede" of the story.

The story was later stealth-edited, but people had screencapped it.

cnnledgeterroristteens.jpg


This was all deliberate:

Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon

Last night, a friend mentioned how strange he found it that two Muslims would target a Muslim mayor's residence. I had to explain that that's not what happened. But it's proof of what a good job outlets like CNN have done obfuscating the truth. Together with Mayor Mamdani, the liberal media has worked assiduously to make it seem like Mamdani--rather than a group of anti-Mamdani non-violent protestors--was the real victim of Saturday's terrorism.

Her article is here.

Ever since two ISIS-inspired terrorists, Emir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi, threw explosive devices at a group of non-violent anti-Muslim protestors in New York City on Saturday, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has gone out of his way to denounce . . . the protestors--the would-be victims of the terrorist attack, had their assailants succeeded.

The protest was led by far-Right social media personality Jack Lang, who gathered 20 protestors outside Mamdani's residence, Gracie Mansion, to "Stop the Islamic Takeover of New York City." They were met by 100 counterprotestors, two of whom threw IEDs at Lang and his crew. By the grace of God, the bombs didn't detonate; it had been the intent of the two terrorists to exceed by leaps and bounds the Boston Marathon bombing in casualties.

You wouldn't know it from how Mayor Mamdani described the event. His initial tweet omitted any mention of the motivation behind the attack, though one of the assailants cried out "Allahu Akbar" as the device was thrown.

Instead, Mamdani led by attacking the people who would have been the victims of a massive, violent terror attack if Balat and Kayumi had succeeded.



Kapil Eshwar
@KapilPudin89917

1h

This is literally liberals protecting themselves from real psychological shock and pain. When they face a reality that is completely opposite to what they believed to be true, instead of admitting they may have been wrong about terrorism over the last 20 years, their brains start rewriting the story to protect themselves from cognitive dissonance.

I think that was a good explanation ten years ago. Now they know what they're doing. They're simply in a war with us, although most of them are too meek and cowardly to do the killing themselves, so their contribution to the effort to literally murder us is to produce propaganda on behalf of tranny mass-shooters, antifa arsonists and street-fascists, and Islamofascist terrorists.

By the way, one of the terror lawyers is claiming these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts never met before the day they attempted to commit mass casualty terrorism.

It's either 1, true but irrelevant -- many terrorists plot via email and do not meet until it is physically necessary -- or 2, just another taqiyya lie.

One of the two terrorists was videotaped throwing the bomb. This terror lawyer probably represents the other terrorist. Now, if you're a co-conspirator in any crime, you are chargeable for all of the acts mutually agreed to in furtherance of the conspiracy, even if you didn't physically perform them.

This lawyer, I am educatedly guessing, is trying to claim there is no conspiracy so that his client will not be convicted of the bombing, having not been caught on video throwing the bomb.

And that's a lie. Obviously these two Islamic radicals from Pennsylvania knew each other and conspired to kill non-Muslims who resist the Muslim invasion.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:06 PM




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1 For the children. Right?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 10, 2026 12:08 PM (+f7ml)

2 Terrorist children.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 10, 2026 12:09 PM (+f7ml)

3 Abnormally warm weather? Climate change is to blame.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (GUOwU)

4 The same CNN broadcasting from Iran what the regime dictates to them to broadcast.

This during wartime.

Aiding and abetting the enemy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (1o8D5)

5 Hello is this thing on ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (+f7ml)

6 The first stop should be the Mosque these two attended.

Deport everyone. Raze the building.

Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2026 12:11 PM (l9aEn)

7 Let's flip this: say the bomb had gone off. Several people murdered. including the 'provocateur/wrecker/kulak/infidel.'

I am betting that it would not change the story that much except they would be talking about it less except to say that the guy had brought it on himself by being a racist. In other words, the press would be doing the job that the muslims would want.

They are upset the bombs did not go off, so they are trying to encourage more of it by glazing these guys faces.

Posted by: Wall Guard from Monty Python at March 10, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)

8 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)

9 The first press announcements on the attack were outstanding examples of obfuscation and deceit. I couldn't figure out for hours what had actually took place.

The MSM is in the hands of people who truly hate the United States.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (rj6Yv)

10 >>>I am betting that it would not change the story that much except they would be talking about it less except to say that the guy had brought it on himself by being a racist. In other words, the press would be doing the job that the muslims would want.

they're doing that. They're focusing on the intended victims and claiming they're "provocateurs."

I consider all of CNN to be provocateurs, so what about that?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)

11 They could have, at least, bathed and combed their hair for the occasion.

Another network referred to them as metal jars with fuses. Never seen a metal jar, neither has Webster's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (c35xG)

12 It is my understanding that the guy who did not throw the bomb was an aspiring rap artist and was turning his life around.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

13 10 they're doing that. They're focusing on the intended victims and claiming they're "provocateurs."

I consider all of CNN to be provocateurs, so what about that?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)

=====

Non-experts don't get to define provacateur.

It's the law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

14 CNN with the "they're just getting their lives turned around" meme in real life.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (jtM2q)

15 What? CNN lie? Support the Enemy against America?

You're hoo-rawing me...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (bUNZO)

16 But are these two PA 'men' sexy like the Marathon pressure cooker killers? Or the back shooting insurance guy's murderer?

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (LHPAg)

17 >>This lawyer, I am educatedly guessing, is trying to claim there is no conspiracy so that his client will not be convicted of the bombing, having not been caught on video throwing the bomb.


He's on video, carrying and then handing the bomb to his jihadi buddy.

Same construction.

But, complete strangers.

Sure, Jan...they never met before that fateful day.

Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (l9aEn)

18 I consider all of CNN to be provocateurs, so what about that?

If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs. That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

19 So how to respond? What we are doing in drawing attention to it.

I think also some mockery. Suggestions:

-these retards cannot even make a bomb that goes off.

-it sucks when you go to the dance, pull the girl and then cannot even get it up in the backseat. Failure is bitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

20 They also come from a county that is all in in as far as parents and/or grandparents screaming and demonstrating for "No KingsDays," yelling sh*t about Elon Musk and Doge, keying cars, etc.

Then there are the bold student protests which have turned into fistfights with local police officers as a result of both approved and nonapproved school walkouts, etc.

The government welcomes all.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 12:15 PM (NFX2v)

21 I'm afraid that we're going to have another 9/11 before too long.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:15 PM (77rzZ)

22 Yes, the media is at war with a majority of the American public. The have consistently stood up on the side of tyranny and subversion. So I am
Unclear why anyone’s expectation is less.

You can’t hate these people enough, excuse they are the enemy of all that is truthful and good.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (T7fic)

23 I'm just looking forward to David Ellison dismantling CNN as an offering to Trump to gain his favor because Trump is a tyrant king who will never let go of power (we know this because he ran for re-election and forced Biden to use the autopen) and demands fealty from all media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

24
Bulg,

I agree with you.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (3ek7K)

25 By the way, one of the terror lawyers is claiming these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts never met before the day they attempted to commit mass casualty terrorism.

--

They met on MeetTerrorists.com. Like eHarmony, but with bombs!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (qBdHI)

26 Is it wrong that I read the title as Valarie-izes?

Posted by: RandomDave at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (aJQbY)

27 BackdoorsockOFFMan

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (l9aEn)

28 Absolute no thought whatsoever for the trajectory of the lives destroyed had those terrorists succeeded in their demon-inspired plot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (ESVrU)

29 Ugh, that guy in the first photo is uuuuugly. He looks dirty, smelly, unkempt and cuckoo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (qBdHI)

30 Local actor turned war protester disrupts play and shouts Virginia state motto while allegedly injuring President Lincoln.

CNN, 1865

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (u73oe)

31 This is hilarious. We have people on the inside.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (o5jAD)

32
Brian Stelter


A potato may have dozens of eyes, but so does a fly-encrusted pile of shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (xG4kz)

33 Also of note, while Iran is completely cut off from the internet, and 90+ million people have no ability to communicate with the outside world, somehow , someway CNN reporters are able to post live reports from the Islamic Republic, and tweet out of the Islamic Republic hourly! And somehow , someway, CNN reporting and talking points line up with Islamic Regime propaganda! And isn't it interesting that CNN somehow, someway always ends up on the side of jihadis ??

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (GD0B3)

34 I'd worry more about a Bataclan Theater massacre.

They are among us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (bss/y)

35 Should be easy enough to go after the parents. I'll bet any amount of money they actively supported and encouraged this attack.

As I said yesterday, the fact that this was basically an ISIS attack opens the door to real teeth in enforcement against anyone aiding and abetting. These two twinks didn't do this all on their own.

Round up and arrest the whole stinking lot of these scumbags, seize their houses and all their wealth, let them get ass-raped in the prison showers for the rest of their lives. It will be vengeance for all the poor goats.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

36 That sound you hear is every AWFL in a 30 mile radius of NYC ovulating at the same time.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

37 Every day provides further proof that you simply cannot hate the media enough.

The media are literally the dark matter of modern society.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)

38 Australia covering itself in shit, today...too.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (l9aEn)

39 Speaking of ex-CNN "journalists", Jim Acosta just had Rosie O-'Donnell on his podcast. He's really pulling in the big names now, isn't he?

There is no truth to the rumor that they are twins.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

40 29 Ugh, that guy in the first photo is uuuuugly. He looks dirty, smelly, unkempt and cuckoo.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (qBdHI)

Hmmm. Heh. He kind of looks like those old Geicko insurance Caveman ads, but stupider.

And dirtier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

41 One man's jihadi ISIS terrorist is another man's anti-colonialist!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (GD0B3)

42 38 Australia covering itself in shit, today...too.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (l9aEn)

The iranian girls?

*goes to look*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

43 “Their lives would change”

As usual with jihadi attacks, the passive voice is doing all the heavy lifting.

They made lethal nail bombs and lit them in hopes of mass murder,ffs!
They would have changed a lot of lives to dead had they been successful.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (Hkcdp)

44 And they crossed state lines!!!!!

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

45 And this is why you always push back against bullshit from the left, even when it comes from family.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)

46 Every day provides further proof that you simply cannot hate the media enough.

The media are literally the dark matter of modern society.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM


The media is 100% invested along with liberals in the destruction of America. They will do everything they can to hurt the country. It really got into the open in 68 with walter kronkite declaring America had lost the Vietnam war.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (0N4FZ)

47 Islamic terrorists try to blow up the most prominent Islamic/Leninist/Marxist head of government in NY. Isn't there some sort of WTF are you thinking going on?

Is this a set up to gather sympathy for Mandami?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (c35xG)

48 Too bad they didn’t actually blow him up. That would have been as funny as hell.
Mayor Jihadi getting erased by the first Muslim terrorists to show up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (jbnUc)

49 The media are literally the dark fecal matter of modern society.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

50 Australia only granted asylum to 5? WTF, dickless retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

51 >>The iranian girls?


Cops standing guard while the Basij handlers kidnap them.

Australia, like Canada and Britain, is lost.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (l9aEn)

52 44 And they crossed state lines!!!!!
Posted by: Bulg


You know who else crossed state lines?

(Yes, I know what Bulg's joke is about. Work with me here, people!)

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (+4yJ5)

53 Lady in Black, anyhow you can be born here, raised in posh suburbs yet still look like you’ve just wondered out of a cave on Afghanistan to kill infidels, eh?

But yeah, they’ve totally assimilated!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (Hkcdp)

54 Is it wrong that I read the title as Valarie-izes?
Posted by: RandomDave

Valu-ritezes.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

55
The same CNN broadcasting from Iran what the regime dictates to them to broadcast.


Considering its presence in Baghdad at the outset of the Kuwaiti War, it's not like CNN has no history for being a repressive Mooslim government's willing mouthpiece.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (xG4kz)

56 The media are literally the dark matter of modern society.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)
----
I think you mean "anti-matter."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (ESVrU)

57 Australia only granted asylum to 5? WTF, dickless retards.

I believe only 5 wanted asylum. The rest agreed to go home because their families were threatened.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

58 On a positive note?

They called them men in the headline, not “youths.”

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (Hkcdp)

59 Mayor Jihadi getting erased by the first Muslim terrorists to show up.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (jbnUc)

——————-

Media would’ve blamed Jake Lang.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (u73oe)

60 57 Australia only granted asylum to 5? WTF, dickless retards.

I believe only 5 wanted asylum. The rest agreed to go home because their families were threatened.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

61 I think that was a good explanation ten years ago. Now they know what they're doing. They're simply in a war with us, although most of them are too meek and cowardly to do the killing themselves, so their contribution to the effort to literally murder us is to produce propaganda on behalf of tranny mass-shooters, antifa arsonists and street-fascists, and Islamofascist terrorists.

As a Moron keeps repeating, the issue is never the issue, the issue is The Revolution.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (4NO2D)

62 Democracy dies om darkness.

MSM's motto.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (Vh9CX)

63 the lawyer was lying

they went to the same mosque

they are very nearly the same age

and at least one of them didn't even attend school in person. he may have been traveling, I don't know, but he was virtual all this year

they lived 12 miles apart

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (j+aD2)

64 And that's a lie. Obviously these two Islamic radicals from Pennsylvania knew each other and conspired to kill non-Muslims who resist the Muslim invasion.

==

They traveled to a place called Turkey several times. Now that gaza, hezbollah enclaves in Lebanon, and Syria are a bit treacherous - one never knows if Israel will send a rocket up jihadi arse, and Venezuella and Cuba are a no-no, Turkey is the training destination for assorted jihadis cvnts.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (GD0B3)

65 CNN is saying that it would have been a normal day, enjoying the city and throwing homemade bombs, if they had NOT been arrested.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (o5jAD)

66 >>I believe only 5 wanted asylum. The rest agreed to go home because their families were threatened.


Yeah...that's the Australian Government's story.

Them being dragged to their bus and signaling for help, notwithstanding.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (l9aEn)

67
That sound you hear is every AWFL in a 30 mile radius of NYC ovulating at the same time.
Posted by: NR Pax


"Put your babies in us!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (xG4kz)

68 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (EtnSa)

69 >> And they crossed state lines!!!!!

The most important issue right there

Posted by: Cryo at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (VkhJ/)

70 So the "dark turn" was that they were arrested, not that they bombed the public.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (vbXSk)

71 65 CNN is saying that it would have been a normal day, enjoying the city and throwing homemade bombs, if they had NOT been arrested.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (o5jAD)

The scamps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

72 Yo Skip.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (l9aEn)

73 We have met the enemy and they have a microphone.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (vFG9F)

74 Cops standing guard while the Basij handlers kidnap them.

Australia, like Canada and Britain, is lost.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (l9aEn)
---
The free world's loss is the Caliphate's gain.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (ESVrU)

75 'Teenagers'.

Like they were in a Boy Band or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (l9aEn)

76 Fuck, australia has turned into Vichy France, deporting the undesirables to another country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

77 There is no such thing as jihadi ISIS terrorism on stolen land!

Posted by: AWFLs at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (Y1sOo)

78 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

Hopefully the DHS and FBI are on focused on this instead of explaining away obvious associations between the Clintons and Epstein.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (M9gjJ)

79 about time we started treating all of these people (terrorists & supporters) like they were the enemy in a war, because that is the reality of where we are today, (and have been for decades)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (MIIRH)

80 Read at Legalinsurrection.com Leftists plan ( think its been going on for awhile) to fk the jury system and always vote against crime charges on another Leftist

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (EtnSa)

81 The key here though is if they are not friends from same grade, how did they meet?

Is their mosque having terrorist cell socials?
Is there an internet forum where they hooked up?

This is no small hurdle - meeting a like minded terrorist who is not FBI, so the fact that they are not neighbors or classmates makes it much worse.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (9LS/u)

82 the families of Iranian girls are telling them to stay in Australia...

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

83
You know who else crossed state lines?


Jeffrey Epstein, to not kill himself?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (xG4kz)

84 They'll be on the cover of Rolling Stone's next issue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (jtM2q)

85 Attorney for NYC TERRORIST says, “They’re in different age groups. They are not known to each other. There is no reason to believe they knew each other prior to this incident.”

Except that they attended the same mosque...

Posted by: Just sayin... at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (G1ktt)

86 Radical Muslims caught trying to murder radical Muslims who are winning for the cause.

Yeah, makes sense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (c35xG)

87 By the way, one of the terror lawyers is claiming these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts never met before the day they attempted to commit mass casualty terrorism.


The squirrel panel has convened and has questions. Where did these two asture scholars attend mosque? If they indeed had no apparent connection, is there evidence of communication between the respective mosques they attended? Bonus question, does the terrorist lawyer speak with a middle eastern accent?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (7Cdr7)

88 Attorney for NYC TERRORIST says, “They’re in different age groups. They are not known to each other. There is no reason to believe they knew each other prior to this incident.”

Except that they attended the same mosque...
Posted by: Just sayin... at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM


Leftists lie as easily as breathing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (4NO2D)

89 CNN's reporting reminded me of this Monty Python sketch:

The Adventures of Ralph Mellish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf7rntVimhw

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (ESVrU)

90 also they (the feds) are investigating a storage facility adjacent to both their homes. they started last night and they've been detonating objects found in there (safely) all night and into today.

basically the storage facility is equidistant from their homes.

ALSO people in the area have been bitching on FB about "explosions" for months. now we know they were probably doing test runs.

NYC is VERY LUCKY those bombs didn't detonate. Many would have died.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)

91 86 Radical Muslims caught trying to murder radical Muslims who are winning for the cause.

Yeah, makes sense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (c35xG)

What are they trying to say that Mamdani was the target?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

92 Remember the Lord is always with you.
He doesn’t take coffee breaks.
His calendar is never full.
He will always pickup your call.
He doesn’t take vacations.
He won’t ghost you.
He’s always watching your “feeds”.
He doesn’t “like” you, He loves you.
He’s waiting for you right now.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (Pu/zx)

93 Good afternoon Ace.
Everyday I'm more convinced that this summer will be a mess in the big , blue cities. Illegals, unprosecuted criminals, budget deficits and cuts to police, failing infrastructure , and jihadists are going to cause blowups. Let's see if despite all that the Republicans can eff up the midterms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (qBBPl)

94 23, if only, TJM, if only ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (MIIRH)

95 This takes the "Aspiring Artist" parody of Hitler to new levels.

The only difference between the newsroom of TMZ cheering the murder of Charlie Kirk and the CNN newsroom is that CNN wasn't being recorded at the time.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (HXT0k)

96 "The unseasonably warm weather made me do it"

Posted by: Mersault at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (GPa4z)

97 Their are many weapons the left uses against the right. Road construction, wolves, criminals, terrorists, H1-B visas, regulations, graft, and probably 100s of other things I can't think of right now.

When I really, really think about it, I am honestly afraid.

Posted by: meh at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (7Wsrz)

98
The scamps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The imps.

The rapscallions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (xG4kz)

99 also they (the feds) are investigating a storage facility adjacent to both their homes. they started last night and they've been detonating objects found in there (safely) all night and into today.


I hope they dusted for prints beforehand, because I very much doubt these two galactic brains wore gloves, or wiped for prints.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

100 they were 18 and 19

how is that different age groups

the one guy somehow went 100 percent virtual to a public high school

whatever

they hung out. definitely. no question.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (j+aD2)

101 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

102 The kid in the pic looks like an idiot, although I bet anything HE thinks he looks totally cool. Looks like he sleeps under a bridge in a cardboard box.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (pDt9x)

103 They missed their mark seems the biggest part of the deal. Muslim on Muslim violence.
What's the beef?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (c35xG)

104 What are they trying to say that Mamdani was the target?

Presumably because that makes him a sympathetic victim.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

105 Oh, and what’s that brown shit on his face?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM (pDt9x)

106 101 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

=======

"I can throw bombs, or I can make content on X to convince other people to throw bombs while I watch porn."
-a not insignificant number of the sleeper cells

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

107 Oh, and what’s that brown shit on his face?

Asked and answered.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

108 At what point can we charge Imans at Mosques as accessories to these terrorist attacks?

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (GZYu7)

109 Here is something really sinister, the Iranian regime collected pictures of Iranians in dance videos, celebrating, and now posted them online in their propaganda, and is now threatening punishment. The sooner these insane mofos are blasted to smithereens the better. This is from the woman in one of the very popular dance clips.

"I’m receiving a lot of safety threats recently, and this is one of them. The Islamic regime created a “punishment committee” and posted pictures of people who spoke against them and are monarchists. They included my picture in this committee, stating that serious punishments are coming, and wrote:

“Treason against the homeland will no longer go unpunished! Everyone is being identified!
- Revocation of Iranian citizenship
- Denial of permission to return to the homeland
- Confiscation of property
- Confiscation of inheritance share”

This is how they react to anyone who speaks out against them, and they torture those inside Iran to death"

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (GD0B3)

110
these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts


Now they'll NEVER earn their 'Splodey Thingies merit badge!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (xG4kz)

111 Local Amity fisherman catches and kills a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.

CNN 1975

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (u73oe)

112 100 they were 18 and 19

how is that different age groups
---

They may be different sexes too.
Get Bondi on this toot sweet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (c35xG)

113 Pennsylvania teenagers, huh? Are they trying to hide the fact that they were Amish?

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (o5jAD)

114 I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.
==
I tend to agree. But the decapitation strike was no doubt in part designed to cut off sleeper cells from communication and support. We may still see uncoordinated actions.

Posted by: Rachel Maddcow at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (EnKFk)

115 I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

This. I think a lot of the sleeper cell bullshit is bullshit. If there were 18k 'troops' here, they would have done more while the regime gets buttfucked on worldwide television.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

116 >>Oh, and what’s that brown shit on his face?


Goat shit.

According to the austere prophet mohammed, "You must lick it before you stick it.".

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (l9aEn)

117 Back in the beforefore times of 2009 I would speak often here about how the Left would end up loading us into boxcars while the media and *especially* the "respected" "Republican" media such as *National Review* hid and/or justified every drop of it.

"The price of racism is simple and peaceful education", or "On behalf of Republicans we are sorry about the fossil energy you require to transport the worst among us for intellectual and moral improvement", etc etc

I turned out to be both completely crazy of course and completely right. Unfortunately this is still just the beginning (I did the thing? I did the thing.). Our media is now essentially Iranian State TV and there will be no actual backtrack, just the occasional obfuscation.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:32 PM (JIcUn)

118 Had these two terrorist been successful in killing Jake Lang, the entire media and the left would be cheering today.

And it is not the death of Jake Lang alone they'd be cheering--it's that they imagine you are next.

Democrat politicians would be cautioning us to prevent any backlash against Islam.
Republican politicians would be telling us "both sides" need to "turn down the temperature."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 12:32 PM (HXT0k)

119 "Two different age groups"

They're 18 and 19!

Posted by: pookysgirl, wincing at the torture of the language at March 10, 2026 12:32 PM (Wt5PA)

120 The CBC Canadian headline
2 arrested after explosive device thrown at protest near Mayor Mamdani's house: NYPD

The headline from ABC, which is Australian:
Homemade bomb at New York anti-Islam rally near Zohran Mamdani's residence investigated as 'act of ISIS-inspired terrorism'

unfortunately this guy posting the video of what happened is also a sensationalist news personality who is on that site using a bunch of racist language about the whole thing. Like it's insane that the narrative is being so distorted but this Nick guy is also obviously a massive POS.

Absolutely. We used to be able to rely on a relatively ethical free press to do the reporting. Then mass media consolidation happened, cheered on by both teams. Now we have to rely on this chowderhead.

NPR this morning was really clear about what happened, who was targeted and who were the alleged perpetrators. They still do what most media outlets won't do: provide clear and objective reporting.

Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (JCZqz)

121 Now do the airplane hijacking.

A Southwest Airline flight passenger threatened to blow the Plane up and was arrested by Georgia Police.


Someone yells "Death to America" and Aloha snackbar in my presence and I'm ending them.

Sorry. End them before they kill a planeload of people.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Z7Mnq)

122
Looks like he sleeps under a bridge in a cardboard box.


It is hard to imagine how much lower status a domicile that is when compared to living in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (xG4kz)

123 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

They're stuck in the TSA lines. This is the first time TSA has stopped anything.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (o5jAD)

124 Republican politicians would be telling us "both sides" need to "turn down the temperature."

But enough about John Cornyn...

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

125 Ace is right that they are lying.

What makes this really big though, is that we all know dozens of people like this - 2nd generation, look like a lot of other young men, fairly well off..... muslim.

These are not from the dark recesses of society -- they are the people the Left keeps celebrating. If we have to suspect everyone like this (and we do) then we have to suspect every muslim. If a middle class kid from PA can be all in for the muslim cause, then we no longer have a country if they exist.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (9LS/u)

126 "I can throw bombs, or I can make content on X to convince other people to throw bombs while I watch porn."
-a not insignificant number of the sleeper cells
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM


Same energy as the "someone should kill (insert object of two minutes hate here), but not me" stuff that blankets Bluesky.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

127 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.


Oh, no. This is wrong think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

128 Off sock

Posted by: Offputting sock at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (EnKFk)

129 Crazy Left women will be professing their love for Ibrahim Kayumi and Emir Balat.
They will be heroes like Luis Mangione.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (NpAcC)

130 Iranians abroad live under constant threat for almost 50 years. Salman Rushdie was attacked 30 years after the "fatwa" from that old cvnt , the original Durka Durka akbar.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)

131 23 I'm just looking forward to David Ellison dismantling CNN as an offering to Trump to gain his favor because Trump is a tyrant king who will never let go of power (we know this because he ran for re-election and forced Biden to use the autopen) and demands fealty from all media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)


They always tell on themselves. It's the 3rd Law: SJWs Always Project. So, we know that their plan is for the next Democrat President to be President-For-Life. We also know that their plan is to just ignore the 22A, and -- since they consistently claim that Trump has "stacked" the Supreme Court (by nominating people to fill vacancies) -- they are also willing to stack the court (by expanding it) with as many new justices as it takes to get it to go along with King Donkey.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (Sy6m/)

132 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)
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Yea. We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

133 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.



You're correct. Protesters are pieces of shit. Especially left leaning protesters.

See how easy that is?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (Z7Mnq)

134

I think the sleeper cells are here.

That's what the assholes plan on.

Look at the states the assholes have invaded. They have a plan and it's going to be ugly.


Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (3ek7K)

135 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM


This nail WILL be hammered down.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (4NO2D)

136 NYC is VERY LUCKY those bombs didn't detonate. Many would have died.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (JIcUn)

137 The most upsetting thing is that the dolts missed their mark. This story is like, another day in NY.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (c35xG)

138 These crazy kids were walking along minding their own business and boom, someone stuck M-80's in their hands. These heroes threw the firecrackers where no servants of Allah could be hurt. Are they Heroes? That's not for me to decide, but yes.

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (LS0X+)

139 Those two would-be bombers love to love each others cock.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Denny Crane - CNN is Retarded. at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

140 Apparently the story that some of the Iranian soccer girls decided to get on the plane to protect their families back home -- was not true. That was the story as told by the IRGC handlers. The IRGC tried to chase down the five that got away, and another escaped later.

I did see a couple of the players get on the plane with people around them, but they never tried to escape, so I never saw them be physically dragged on the plane. Seems they should have physically resisted while in the public eye, where they could have been helped by the Aussies. idk what the situation was exactly.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

141 Oh wait. "White supremacy made them do it!".

Progress! They finally figured out how to determine the motive!

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (JIcUn)

142
Absolutely. We used to be able to rely on a relatively ethical free press


Missed it by a country mile! The phrase for which you stopped searching was objective, dimwit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (xG4kz)

143 This is how they react to anyone who speaks out against them, and they torture those inside Iran to death"

Posted by: runner

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What - they are arresting people for speech?
Who do they think they are, Britain?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (9LS/u)

144 >>We may still see uncoordinated actions.

I think it's just a matter of time.

Hopefully, they will target shopping malls, because nobody goes to shopping malls anymore.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (Y1sOo)

145 Crazy Left women will be professing their love for Ibrahim Kayumi and Emir Balat.
They will be heroes like Luis Mangione.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (NpAcC)
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Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

146 We may never know the motive.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM


...the authorities vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

147 Good afternoon Ace.
Everyday I'm more convinced that this summer will be a mess in the big , blue cities. Illegals, unprosecuted criminals, budget deficits and cuts to police, failing infrastructure , and jihadists are going to cause blowups. Let's see if despite all that the Republicans can eff up the midterms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (qBBPl)
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Nah - all based upon economy and the Iranian situation. Which impacts the economy.

Not much else matters, because the democrats are barely polling above "Stan", seemingly grab the 20% side of every issue, and the DOJ is forcing the states to clean up their voter rolls. The SAFE Act would help on that front as well.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GZYu7)

148 117 Back in the beforefore times of 2009 I would speak often here about how the Left would end up loading us into boxcars while the media and *especially* the "respected" "Republican" media such as *National Review* hid and/or justified every drop of it.

We would allow ourselves to be led into the boxcars like the meme of the sheep at the entrance to the slaughterhouse where one is asking when they are going to revolt and another says it's too soon.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GPa4z)

149 Jake Lang: Muslims don't like America? Fine they should go home

Muslims: KILL HIM

Leftists: You know both people are at fault here.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

150 I think the sleeper cells are here.

That's what the assholes plan on.

Look at the states the assholes have invaded. They have a plan and it's going to be ugly.


Posted by: fourseasons



Texas. SWEET!!
We finally get to play Cowboys & Muzzies.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (Z7Mnq)

151 139 Those two would-be bombers love to love each others cock.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Denny Crane - CNN is Retarded. at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

Bombs weren't the only thing blowing up in that garage, IYKWIMAITYD.

It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

152 Oh, there's an explanation for why all those activist district judges never get tired of getting smacked down by higher courts: they're auditioning for SCOTUS. They're showing they would be good, loyal Party men for a court-packing scheme.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (Sy6m/)

153 My mind has turned to - how do we wrap things up in Iran?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (pDt9x)

154 We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

Exactly. Khomeini-Me may actually be dead, and apparently under Shiite rules he probably isn't eligible to be Supreme Leader.

To the extent these sleepers exist I suspect they're too busy having their eyes glued to OnlyGoats.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

155 121 Now do the airplane hijacking.

A Southwest Airline flight passenger threatened to blow the Plane up and was arrested by Georgia Police.


Someone yells "Death to America" and Aloha snackbar in my presence and I'm ending them.

Sorry. End them before they kill a planeload of people.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Z7Mnq)

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I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

156 >>It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.


Can you imagine trying to build bombs with ace?

'Put the Drill down, ace.'

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:38 PM (l9aEn)

157 To be clear, these two idiots were going to attack the people at the news conference who were protesting the NYC mayor. They were not there to attack Mamdani.

At least that's the story I've seen.

As usual, the MSM is lying to us. Pushing the narrative that Mamdani was somehow the target... the victim.

It's horseshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (jtM2q)

158 I did see a couple of the players get on the plane with people around them, but they never tried to escape, so I never saw them be physically dragged on the plane. Seems they should have physically resisted while in the public eye, where they could have been helped by the Aussies. idk what the situation was exactly.
Posted by: illiniwek


Aussies wouldn't have lifted a finger to help those girls.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (Z7Mnq)

159 132 Yea. We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

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I bet a large number of them are just making bank on social media by putting out AI slop about how Iran is winning and considering it doing their duty because, yes, they have gone native living in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

160
For the children. Right?
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN

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But not the British children.

Posted by: George Washington at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (5dqnH)

161 FEED ME!!

Posted by: The Woodchipper at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (mmgaE)

162 "I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause."

Maybe they have heard about the riches to be made in child care and learing centers.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)

163 My mind has turned to - how do we wrap things up in Iran?
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM


The military in the provinces mutinies first. The closer and closer to Tehran.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (4NO2D)

164

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
For Mahmoud Khalil, this past year has been marked by profound hardship—and by profound courage.

A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine.

And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child.

Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together.

Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

https://tinyurl.com/2d863w39

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

165
They are here and they are queer.

DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR GUNS AND YOUR DOGS!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (3ek7K)

166 36 That sound you hear is every AWFL in a 30 mile radius of NYC ovulating at the same time.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

Nah, what they REALLY want is a good man.

Posted by: It's what their TikToks say at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)

167 I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

What is time though, really.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (JIcUn)

168 Reported on X that one of the kids lives in a $2.5mm house owned(?) by his dad who is an Afghan refugee from 10 years ago who works as a low level fast food manager. Implication being that taxpayers somehow paid for this house. Would be nice to have an investigative journalist dig into this.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

169 There's some big structure being built along Arlington Boulevard in Merrifield, Virginia. At first I thought it was a mosque because it's in an Arabesque style. But then my wife noticed that it's got crosses on top of it, which no mosque would have. So now I'm guessing that it's a Coptic church. Unfortunately, there's no sign up at the site announcing what it's supposed to be, so I'll just have to wait and see.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

170 Not going anywhere for awhile so have TJM's video on
Its cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (EtnSa)

171 154 We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

Exactly. Khomeini-Me may actually be dead, and apparently under Shiite rules he probably isn't eligible to be Supreme Leader.

To the extent these sleepers exist I suspect they're too busy having their eyes glued to OnlyGoats.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

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I'm not sure there's video of mini-Me from the past few weeks, much less since he was installed.

All we have is Iranian acolytes bowing to a cardboard cutout of him.

Oh, and Iran admitted he's "wounded".

Pure figurehead who can't even show his face and may be dead. Because Iran is winning just so hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

172 125 Ace is right that they are lying.

What makes this really big though, is that we all know dozens of people like this - 2nd generation, look like a lot of other young men, fairly well off..... muslim.
...
...
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
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And these nitwits know that outside their little bubble circle they despised and disgusted. They know that they are failures on the rim. And very few are desperate enough to act.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (c35xG)

173
No reasonable prosecutor would indict these idealistic young men.

Ace, is the story about Gavin Newsome's wife getting $3.75 million from her charity for reals?

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Y8DZL)

174 At what point can we charge Imans at Mosques as accessories to these terrorist attacks?
Posted by: Black JEM

Let's hope the FBI has some testicular fortitude to direct a magnifying glass at this aspect of the investigation. It's high time the American Muslim community is put on the witness standfor their calls for jihad from the pulpit. They want Islamophobia? We should give it to them. I'm wondering if the lawyer has any connections to the same mosque(s)?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (7Cdr7)

175 I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Just happened.

Terrifying video shows Southwest passenger dragged off flight after security threat forces unplanned Atlanta landing

By Ella Morrison
Published March 7, 2026
Updated March 7, 2026, 4:14 p.m. ET

https://tinyurl.com/9zscf8dx

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Z7Mnq)

176
any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

Has this ever worked?

Those 9/11 takeoff-only pilots lived here for years and managed to stay pure of mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (5dqnH)

177 92 Remember the Lord is always with you.
He doesn’t take coffee breaks.
His calendar is never full.
He will always pickup your call.
He doesn’t take vacations.
He won’t ghost you.
He’s always watching your “feeds”.
He doesn’t “like” you, He loves you.
He’s waiting for you right now.
Posted by: Marcus T
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That's my God right there!

Thanks Marcus T

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (VkY89)

178 Probably be acquitted by a NYC jury.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (YwEeS)

179 Yea. We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

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I bet a large number of them are just making bank on social media by putting out AI slop about how Iran is winning and considering it doing their duty because, yes, they have gone native living in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
________

"Hey, it works for Tucker and Candy!"

-- Sleeper Agents Drinking Booze and Watching OF

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

180 160, ISWYDT !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (MIIRH)

181 The police in Pennsylvania detonated a bomb found in one of the terrorists storage locker. If it was the same as the one thrown, the one thrown would have killed several because the concussion was big

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (qBBPl)

182 164 Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together.

Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

https://tinyurl.com/2d863w39

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

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But he hates America. Why should we punish him by forcing him to remain in a place he hates?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

183 I bet a large number of them are just making bank on social media by putting out AI slop about how Iran is winning and considering it doing their duty because, yes, they have gone native living in America.

Watching their AI Slop is hillarious though.

Do you know they captured an American general? His name? Uh...they don't have it yet.

Reminds me of one point where the FNM went gaga over some jihadi claiming they'd captured an American soldier and...they even had the pictures to prove it which they shared with the FNM.

And the pictures? They were of an soldier doll (it was an offbrand GI Joe). Yes, a bunch of media experts couldn't tell the pictures were of a doll.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

184 167 I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

What is time though, really.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (JIcUn)

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This sourdough education is getting deep, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

185 An airline passenger identified as Todd Beamer attempts to storm cockpit, leads to fiery crash in Shanksville, PA.

CNN 2001

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (u73oe)

186 No reasonable prosecutor would indict these idealistic young men.


True. But the streets will handle them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (Z7Mnq)

187 The ONLY reason the Left haven't started donning Iranian flags on their profiles is because it might look like they are standing with the Iranian people over the regime.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (JIcUn)

188 I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


III They see the left doing more damage to the Republic than they could effect and feel outclassed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (diia5)

189 170 Not going anywhere for awhile so have TJM's video on
Its cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (EtnSa)

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His takes are awful.

Just the worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

190 I remember near the end the 9/11 hijackers were hitting strip clubs and banging American hookers - all ok because they were about to die for Allah.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

191 >>Australia, like Canada and Britain, is lost.

I've been saying this forever but the cartoon versions of what many people think Australia is like aren't real.

Canada and Australia are commonwealth countries. They are much more like the UK than the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (viF8m)

192 67 "Put your babies in us!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Dude, I'm calling it now: This time next week there are going to be women with AI boyfriends that look like one of those guys.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (+4yJ5)

193 >It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.
Can you imagine trying to build bombs with ace?
'Put the Drill down, ace.'
Posted by: garrett

Unnamed sources say garrett said, quote "drilling ace is the bomb".

Posted by: This Is CNN at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (mmgaE)

194 175 Just happened.

Terrifying video shows Southwest passenger dragged off flight after security threat forces unplanned Atlanta landing

By Ella Morrison
Published March 7, 2026
Updated March 7, 2026, 4:14 p.m. ET

https://tinyurl.com/9zscf8dx

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Z7Mnq)

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Ah, well. There was another floating around the last few days which was from a few years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

195 any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

Has this ever worked?

Those 9/11 takeoff-only pilots lived here for years and managed to stay pure of mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (5dqnH)
_____

I believe the 9-11 hijackers were only in the USA for about a year, for flight school.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

196 This sourdough education is getting deep, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

There are no holes in your bread, just hole-shaped dough.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (JIcUn)

197 Just a reminder:

Attorney General Loretta Lynch warned yesterday that the Justice Department could take aggressive action against people whose anti-Muslim rhetoric “edges towards violence” and told the Muslim community that “we stand with you in this.”

Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

198 there's no sign up at the site announcing what it's supposed to be, so I'll just have to wait and see.

Arby's.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (Kt19C)

199
Terrifying video shows Southwest passenger dragged off flight after security threat forces unplanned Atlanta landing

By Ella Morrison
Published March 7, 2026
Updated March 7, 2026, 4:14 p.m. ET

https://tinyurl.com/9zscf8dx
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Z7Mnq)

That motherfucker was, in fact, real.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman Narrations at March 10, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

200 Define "the incident" Mr Lawyer. Because if they didn't know each other prior to one throwing the bomb, then why did the other one hand him a second bomb of identical make as he ran away? That demonstrates to me they had to agree to do this at some point prior to the first attack. And a conspiracy does not require any real lead time before the crime to be a conspiracy.

(But, yes, I think that's what the lawyer is trying to do - break the conspiracy charge.)

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 12:45 PM (i6QVa)

201 169 There's some big structure being built along Arlington Boulevard in Merrifield, Virginia.

Morman Tabernacle

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 12:45 PM (Y8DZL)

202 "What should have been a routine and enjoyable flight took a dark turn for Mohammad Atta and his erstwhile friends as they became embroiled in a deadly plane crash into the NYC World Trade Center!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (V7158)

203 Two Chechens decided to attend the Boston Marathon on a beautiful day in April, until their lives were irretrievably changed.

Posted by: CNN! at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (n1OCj)

204 156 >>It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.


Can you imagine trying to build bombs with ace?

'Put the Drill down, ace.'
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:38 PM (l9aEn)

Heh. Like the scene where Ash is making gunpowder with the old dude in Army of Darkness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

205 For those interested the doll story happened in 2005. And the maker was Dragon Models USA Inc's "Cody" action figure.

Here is the picture that duped some of the FNM: https://tinyurl.com/m63jb4sz

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

206 111 Local Amity fisherman catches and kills a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.

CNN 1975


it was trump!

Posted by: liberal volk on facebook at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)

207 Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Attacks in Paris, like at the Bataclan?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (Dv3i1)

208 i am a dumb scammer who can't make money

Posted by: I FINALLY CATCH MY CHEATING SPOUSE at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (4Wg16)

209 And the deletion was funny because an Iowahawk tweet was posted with the CNN tweet embedded in it, on Instapundit. By the time I opened the comments page and posted my comment, someone posted right behind me "What did CNN write?" because it had been deleted.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (i6QVa)

210 Oh kami-sama, what the frak?

https://www.gamelady.net/

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

211 Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)
---
Her greatest fear should be locked up in federal prison with no possibility of parole.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (ESVrU)

212 Uh, Newtown Township and Middletown Township literally share a border in Bucks County. What are the odds that they each independently traveled to this thing and happen to be essentially from the same place (albeit one that is a roughly 90 minute drive up the New Jersey Turnpike)?

My surmise is that they met at the same "Islamic Center."

I would also wager that Mamdani, his wife or his people have ties and have engaged in planning of the "counter-protest" in which these two insinuated themselves.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (ssz2a)

213 Wow, ad spam for... catching cheating spouses cheating.

This place is turning into ewetub.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

214 We don't know yet how this is going to impact 'women of cover'- people like Mayor Mamdani's aunt.

Posted by: CNN at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (GI9/m)

215 201 169 There's some big structure being built along Arlington Boulevard in Merrifield, Virginia.

Morman Tabernacle


well, at least it's manly

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (oY6Yp)

216 Minnesota is one big somali sleeper cell that turned to extortion and money laundering.

You win some and lose some.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (M9gjJ)

217 We've gotten psycho spam before but that is the most psychoest.

Posted by: Just wow at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

218 Do as the Iranians do and burn down all the mosques.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (c35xG)

219 Wait until he announces his campaign for Assembly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (RIvkX)

220 Wow, ad spam for... catching cheating spouses cheating.

This place is turning into ewetub.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
----
That's a new one we haven't seen here before...(or at least, I haven't seen it.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (ESVrU)

221 No reasonable prosecutor would indict these idealistic young men.
Posted by: rickb223
-----------

They must be given space to destroy.

Posted by: Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (XeU6L)

222 210 Oh kami-sama, what the frak?

https://www.gamelady.net/
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

No one tell anna about all the waifu porn games on steam.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

223 194 175 Just happened.

Yes, that one did just happen. The video of the durka-durka yelling durka-durka things onboard a foreign carrier a few years ago was being passed around on X as being this most recent one.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

224 Oh kami-sama, what the frak?

https://www.gamelady.net/


Just remember any time you have sex with your video game anime sex doll all the ghosts in your house judge you.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

225 213 Wow, ad spam for... catching cheating spouses cheating.

This place is turning into ewetub.


goats in a hot tub > ewetub

Posted by: racist stereotype at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (oY6Yp)

226 I'm afraid that we're going to have another 9/11 before too long.

"Paging Mr. Macdonald. Mr. Norm Macdonald to the White discourtesy phone."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (Fs0KI)

227 Ah, well. There was another floating around the last few days which was from a few years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

Come on man. Give your head a wobble.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (JIcUn)

228 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (i6QVa)

229
I believe the 9-11 hijackers were only in the USA for about a year, for flight school.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

I just looked. 15-16 months.

But I'd still be surprised to see an Islamist embed change their mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (5dqnH)

230 Minnesota is one big somali sleeper cell that turned to extortion and money laundering.


Saw a headline pass by that all Somali women in MN with kids were on government assistance. 100%.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

231 Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
*******
Their lawyers will make sure they get a glow-up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

232 TJM you won't get any arguments from me on Deer Hunter

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (EtnSa)

233 219 Wait until he announces his campaign for Assembly.

c > assembly

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (oY6Yp)

234 Just remember any time you have sex with your video game anime sex doll all the ghosts in your house judge you.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)
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So that's why the walls are covered with bloody "10" all the time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (ESVrU)

235 Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Don't worry about the rhetoric, sugartits.

Worry when we stop talking.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (Z7Mnq)

236 Just sayin'.
Posted by: Denny Crane - CNN is Retarded. at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

Bombs weren't the only thing blowing up in that garage, IYKWIMAITYD.

It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

Oh, man, I am like 20 minutes behind!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Shots Fired! Oh, Wait... at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (dmDsy)

237 Things are obviously nesting in that guys hair.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (pDt9x)

238 Aetius

There is a $6,000+ 1:1 scale Mai Shuranui on eBay.

Yeesh. Suddenly the 1:1 scale Ayanami Rei statue seems tame.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

239 228 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096


can't check at work, so i'm'a just assume its goat waifu pron games on steam

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (oY6Yp)

240 I'm afraid that we're going to have another 9/11 before too long.

Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"

And I suspect one outcome of the left/islamist alliance is that islamists are less likely to target a big attack on a blue city now...but there are no red cities either...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

241 I believe the 9-11 hijackers were only in the USA for about a year, for flight school.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

I just looked. 15-16 months.

But I'd still be surprised to see an Islamist embed change their mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (5dqnH)
_____

Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

242 236 Oh, man, I am like 20 minutes behind!

that puts me forty minutes into the future!

Posted by: max headroom at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (oY6Yp)

243 Red cities is pretty much an oxymoron.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (pDt9x)

244 127 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.

Oh, no. This is wrong think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Even in his wrong think, he's wrong. Notice how the guys throwing bombs aren't terrorists...just "terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters." Not sure what more you'd need to do to graduate to full terrorist (probably be white).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (TNzRs)

245 Deport their parents as well. Out, gone.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 10, 2026 12:53 PM (BCuCF)

246 >>I just looked. 15-16 months.

And their handlers living in the LA area had been here for much longer.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 12:53 PM (Y1sOo)

247 Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"
_____

*researches 'right-wing' cities in US*

Not a target rich environment exactly.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:53 PM (Dv3i1)

248 Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


Yeah. They entered with a plan to carry out.
Sleeper cells may embed for ten or twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (Z7Mnq)

249 242 236 Oh, man, I am like 20 minutes behind!

that puts me forty minutes into the future!
Posted by: max headroom at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (oY6Yp)


Mind Status:

Blown.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Even Know Who or What I Am!!!! at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (dmDsy)

250 CNN: What should have been a routine chancellorship for an aspiring art student took a turn into unpredictability when he was assailed by critics and subject to nefarious betrayals by close confidantes for making occasional inspirational speeches.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (JIcUn)

251 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)

252 Just remember any time you have sex with your video game anime sex doll all the ghosts in your house judge you.
Posted by: 18-1
---

Video games always have a soft spot for patrons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (c35xG)

253 Nice way to go out.

>>In his final game with the Czechia National Team, Ondřej Satoria, an electrian by trade, shutout Samurai Japan, the best team in the world, in his 4.2 IP.


https://tinyurl.com/3x6kkv8d

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (viF8m)

254
Morman, Mormon, all I know is you send a couple of their well-groomed missionaries door to door in Dearborn we'd have a lot fewer problems.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (Y8DZL)

255 Some will never admit they are dealing with evil even as the evil is killing them.

Cf Theo van Gogh still trying to plead with his Muslim murderer as the scum was sawing his head off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (2GVsD)

256 I'm willing to go down a slight slippery slope and say islam is not a religion but a tyrannical supremacist ideology and should be banned in the USA as a terrorist organization for national security reasons.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (n5tGW)

257 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096


Hey, congrats to the pilot for bringing it in on its belly instead of nosing in.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (Fs0KI)

258 Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)


Isn't that the premise of the whole "The Americans" show?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Even Know Who or What I Am!!!! at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (dmDsy)

259 Things are obviously nesting in that guys hair.
Posted by: tubal
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As reported by CNN,"Two Pennsylvania teenagers ..."

Thus conveying a sort of youthful innocence. Look at that pic again...does that guy look like a teenager, merely possessed of poor judgement?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (XeU6L)

260 all the ghosts in your house judge you.

Think of the kittens.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (Kt19C)

261 CNN: What should have been a routine chancellorship for an aspiring art student took a turn into unpredictability when he was assailed by critics and subject to nefarious betrayals by close confidantes for making occasional inspirational speeches.

Saw a funny video. A guy is tired of being forced to study a boring mid century European artist so he goes back in time to make sure that artist never makes it into art school

After getting back to our time he happily leaves his art class which now covers more interesting artists but is surprised to find himself enrolled in a class called "The Origins of WWII" and...then it cuts to him walking out of the new class white as a sheet...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

262
Guy,

You are right.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

263 All we have is Iranian acolytes bowing to a cardboard cutout of him.

Depending how much longer any of the current governmental structure of Iran exists, we may see a VTuber Supreme Leader before too long.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

264 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (2GVsD)

Brit Lass tells me if they ever get her, to please know that she went out screaming that mohammed is a pedophile and allah fucks goats. She will too.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (JIcUn)

265 For the love of Allah, there're just a couple a kids on a beautiful sunny day who came to warn Mayor Yomama to watch his ass, really thoughtful to, even made some noise makers in their arts and crafts class.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (ehY6c)

266 251 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)

Never heard of the guy until this bombing attack on him. I'm sure he'll be presented as literally Hitler and God Emperor of the Right by the MFM.

Posted by: We're not saying he had it coming, but... at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TbWk/)

267 231 Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
*******
Their lawyers will make sure they get a glow-up.
Posted by: redridinghood

Didn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TNzRs)

268 Yeah. They entered with a plan to carry out.
Sleeper cells may embed for ten or twenty years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (Z7Mnq)
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Seems like there is always a high risk of a sleeper cell "going native" unless they are kept on a very short leash by a minder...which compounds risk of discovery.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (ESVrU)

269 256 I'm willing to go down a slight slippery slope and say islam is not a religion but a tyrannical supremacist ideology and should be banned in the USA as a terrorist organization for national security reasons.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (n5tGW)

That's not a slippery slope at all, it's a provable fact.

Posted by: Denny Crane - And I Should Know, I'm a TV Lawyer! at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (dmDsy)

270 Commander of the Basij units....dead

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (+nEug)

271 256 I'm willing to go down a slight slippery slope and say islam is not a religion but a tyrannical supremacist ideology and should be banned in the USA as a terrorist organization for national security reasons.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Just don't deport those MF'ers over here!
- Future Iran

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (Dv3i1)

272 idn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS

Why hasn't he been offed yet?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

273 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.

He's a J6er that survived the Garland Archipelago, as I understand it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

274 There is a $6,000+ 1:1 scale Mai Shuranui on eBay.

Yeesh. Suddenly the 1:1 scale Ayanami Rei statue seems tame.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

The one I saw when I searched was 12k. WTAF? Flames too. Twelve thousand dollars though?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)

275 Didn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.

That guy made all the Karens in New England a little moist. And after a couple of margaritas they'd tell you all about it...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

276 266 251 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)

Never heard of the guy until this bombing attack on him. I'm sure he'll be presented as literally Hitler and God Emperor of the Right by the MFM.

Posted by: We're not saying he had it coming, but... at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TbWk/)

=====

Arrested on 1/6. Turned on shipwreckedcrew who represented 91 other 1/6ers for reasons that I have always failed to understand (the turning on shipwreckedcrew, not the repping of the 91).

shiprweckedcrew calls him a grifter and has for years. I presume that he knows more about Long than I do, but I fail to absorb information about him other than that.

Seems like a sideshow freak on the right, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

277 Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)


Isn't that the premise of the whole "The Americans" show?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Even Know Who or What I Am!!!! at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (dmDsy)
_____

Maybe, I've never seen the show. But the first-hand accounts and contemporary communications show pretty clearly that neither side wanted to "win" or cause any real damage because that would mean the end of their very sweet gigs. American spies knee-deep in Russian whores and partying it up. Russian spies knee-deep in American luxury and extravagance and partying it up.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

278 But he hates America. Why should we punish him by forcing him to remain in a place he hates?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM
********
I have a feeling he's going to become very rich in this country.
The judges and courts are on his side.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

279 I need to check GoDaddy for Sleeper Cell in Tahiti openings.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2026 01:00 PM (Q+gd/)

280 257 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

Hey, congrats to the pilot for bringing it in on its belly instead of nosing in.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 01:00 PM (c35xG)

281 Some people did something.

CNN 2001

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:00 PM (u73oe)

282 The fact that Islam is not a proper religion at all, when even cursorily examined, does not get emphasized nearly enough. It has always only ever been a vehicle for oppression.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (pDt9x)

283 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

My Bitdefender software did not like that linked site even a little bit. Blocked it as phishing attempt.

What's it about?

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (Y1sOo)

284 How come in all the Iranian propaganda art all the American forces are white guys? They must be racist or something...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

285 What country did we topple to cause 9/11 again?

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (JIcUn)

286 Hey, congrats to the pilot for bringing it in on its belly instead of nosing in.
Posted by: Oddbob
---

Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

Posted by: Braenyard

well, it is the 14 seat model ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (MIIRH)

287 Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.


Maybe the Mossad agents were holding on to the plane from the outside like those guys trying to flee Afghanistan did?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

288 If the sleeper cells are getting their news from X, they don't see a need to conduct attacks.

All of our bases are wiped out, carriers sunk, Tel Aviv is flattened, and Iran is winding down the attacks, awaiting trump's surrender, with a check to cover the rebuild.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (7jXaz)

289 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (4/TSN)

290 >>He's a J6er that survived the Garland Archipelago, as I understand it.

According to Bill Shipley, aka @shipwreckedcrew, who defended dozens of J6 defendants, he's a world class grifter.

Doesn't matter. Lots of grifters and idiots with shitty opinions. Doesn't give Johnny Jihad the right to start throwing bombs.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (viF8m)

291 Tucker Carlson Claims US Troops Will Rape Iranian Women. Ted Cruz Levels Him.

https://tinyurl.com/28pe85kh

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (NpAcC)

292 282 The fact that Islam is not a proper religion at all, when even cursorily examined, does not get emphasized nearly enough. It has always only ever been a vehicle for oppression.
Posted by: tubal

Well, it was a vehicle for Muhammed to get money, power, and lots of sex. It wasn't designed for anything more than that initially.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (TNzRs)

293

tubal,

Yes and so many people ignore that fact.

God is giving us many warnings and they are ignored.

One day God is going to say, I told you and you didn't listen.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (3ek7K)

294 Oil...is 84/barrel.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (GD0B3)

295 If the sleeper cells are getting their news from X, they don't see a need to conduct attacks.

All of our bases are wiped out, carriers sunk, Tel Aviv is flattened, and Iran is winding down the attacks, awaiting trump's surrender, with a check to cover the rebuild.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (7jXaz)
----
That would be hilarious if the "sleeper cells" were defanged by their own propaganda ministry.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (ESVrU)

296 Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
*******
Their lawyers will make sure they get a glow-up.
Posted by: redridinghood

Didn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TNzRs)
______

His death sentence has been vacated and reinstated and then sent down to the lower courts again for claims of juror bias. He will never see the needle.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

297 Well, it was a vehicle for Muhammed to get money, power, and lots of sex. It wasn't designed for anything more than that initially.

First you get the power.
Then you get the money
AND THEN you get the nine year olds!

Posted by: Muhammed at March 10, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

298 Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

"I guess that's an A+" - Guv Dumbass

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:04 PM (n5tGW)

299 My Bitdefender software did not like that linked site even a little bit. Blocked it as phishing attempt.

What's it about?


Hmm, now that you mention it, is .pk Pakistan? I probably wouldn't have clicked if I'd noticed that. Anyway it's a link to an X post. Let's see if Bitdefender is OK with is.gd.

https://is.gd/IgdOJ8

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (Fs0KI)

300 CNN is Al Jazeera

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (HF36u)

301 289 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf
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Be paranoid, be safe, come home soon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (c35xG)

302 Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

The point of leftwing government is to loot the taxpayers.

Anything else it does is incidental.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

303 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs. That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes


As long as they bring their shoe shine kits, they can be a benefit to society.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (P6E1+)

304 If the sleeper cells are getting their news from X, they don't see a need to conduct attacks.

All of our bases are wiped out, carriers sunk, Tel Aviv is flattened, and Iran is winding down the attacks, awaiting trump's surrender, with a check to cover the rebuild.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (7jXaz)


all your bases are belong to us

Posted by: Denny Crane - No Truer words Has Been Spoken! at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (dmDsy)

305 Oddbob-

Bitdefender likes that one. Thank you.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (Y1sOo)

306 287 Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.


Maybe the Mossad agents were holding on to the plane from the outside like those guys trying to flee Afghanistan did?


packed into the internal weapons store

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (oY6Yp)

307 247 Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"
_____

*researches 'right-wing' cities in US*

Not a target rich environment exactly.

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Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (u4bBv)

308 The left hilariously now thinks cnn is maga because Ellison bought it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (HF36u)

309 His death sentence has been vacated and reinstated and then sent down to the lower courts again for claims of juror bias. He will never see the needle.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

True, but the actual juries voted death for him. The entire legal apparatus around the death penalty is retarded, so delays there are unsurprising.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (TNzRs)

310 Cities attract parasitic life. This is known.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (pDt9x)

311 Interesting bit about Cucker , a Russian outlet referred to him as a pro-"Palestenian" US broadcaster. They would know. Cucker started his open antisemitic jihad 3 years ago, no? 2023. He was always a cuckster, and an agitprop maven, but I found this classification by people who know him best very interesting. He tries to hide that he is a Hamas sympathizer, but the Russians know!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

312 Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (u4bBv)
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Yes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (ESVrU)

313 I'm getting tired of goat fuckers thinking they are smart asses when commenting online, when all they do is show how f'n stupid they are.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:09 PM (Z7Mnq)

314 300 CNN is Al Jazeera
Posted by: Heroq

Al Jazeera may have legal recourse for this level of slander and character defamation.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (TNzRs)

315 301 289 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Look out for a long-necked fag at the airport... He'll try to sexually assault you with one hand, while reaching for your wallet with the other...

Posted by: Denny Crane - At Least That's What I Heard.... at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)

316 Oil down to $82.

I was thinking of shorting it Sunday when it popped to $115. Didn’t do it. Damn it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (HF36u)

317 Yeah, cities pay for all kinds of social services that all rural and many suburbs can't or won't. So the parasites go there and spirals into a leftist infestation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

318
Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

==============

And the unnoticers include prosecutors and federal authorities who can cut off Colorado?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (CwsRt)

319 Cities are invariably the locus of government, higher education, the Medical Syndicate, and entertainment complexes. All toxic.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (pDt9x)

320 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.

That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes


Overpasses. Park bathrooms.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:11 PM (Z7Mnq)

321
Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf

=============

A tad overcast today, but pleasant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:11 PM (LyYjw)

322 Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

I saw speculation the other day on X that the Iranian F-14s we and/or Israel shot down may have been the last Tomcats still operating. A grim milestone to be sure, but why the eff did Iran have them? That regime has been anti-American from day 1.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

323
Tucker is claiming US Troops will rape Iranian women.

Just when you think he couldn't go any lower. What a POS

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (IifOV)

324 Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"
_____

He was absolutely right about that. If they had attacked in some thoroughly red state there is no way the blue shitholes would have rallied to the flag. Would have said we deserved it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (XvL8K)

325 >> Thanks Marcus T
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (VkY89)

You’re welcome. God bless the horde.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (Pu/zx)

326 His death sentence has been vacated and reinstated and then sent down to the lower courts again for claims of juror bias. He will never see the needle.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

True, but the actual juries voted death for him. The entire legal apparatus around the death penalty is retarded, so delays there are unsurprising.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (TNzRs)
___________

They had him dead to rights. Hell, they captured him in the middle of a firefight with cops. And even then, it wasn't a sure thing he would get the death penalty. That was 2013. Today's jury?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

327 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.

That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes


Overpasses. Park bathrooms.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:11 PM (Z7Mnq)
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Gloryhole attendant is about to become a highly competitive field.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (ESVrU)

328
They migrate to big cities first because they can hide.

How many small towns in the heartland are now being taken over?

Hello, we have four mosques here in Wyoming. I bet there are lots more that are flying below the radar now.

The fuckers have a plan.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (3ek7K)

329 302 Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

The point of leftwing government is to loot the taxpayers.

Anything else it does is incidental.

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Should demand that everyone gets fired before they get anymore federal funding

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (u4bBv)

330 Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (u4bBv)

I think it's the opposite: normal people with the means to do so largely leave for the burbs or further afield to live and raise families.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (CrUNC)

331 God Emperor of the Right

Nah, bro. That’s Trump.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (P6E1+)

332 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf



in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (Z7Mnq)

333 >>but why the eff did Iran have them?

Purchased before the revolution. A-models.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (Y1sOo)

334 Michael Moore appears to have retired to spend more time with his fat rolls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (qBBPl)

335 I’ve got a question. Do sleeper cells wear pajamas? Not those man jammies, like feety pajamas with Thomas the Tank Engine or SpongeBob on them?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (Pu/zx)

336
If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.
Posted by: Archimedes

=================

That's another thing that never seems to change. The only thing I ever knew of that actually shut down was Air America radio. And I can't think of any gang of left-wing media hacks that got replaced by sanies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (LyYjw)

337 328
They migrate to big cities first because they can hide.

How many small towns in the heartland are now being taken over?

Hello, we have four mosques here in Wyoming. I bet there are lots more that are flying below the radar now.

The fuckers have a plan.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (3ek7K)

Why have you not burned them to the ground? I have been to Wyoming, what I am saying is reasonable.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (pDt9x)

338 332 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf

San Diego is a beautiful place.. Liberal .. But you should be fine...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (GOmDb)

339 The left hilariously now thinks cnn is maga because Ellison bought it.

In fairness to that point of view, Paramount is starting to become more openly not-leftist with the Wayans brothers movie and the end of Alex Kurtzmann's reign of error. I'm fine if they don't actually become right wing and just make stuff everyone that isn't mentally ill can enjoy again.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

340 They had him dead to rights. Hell, they captured him in the middle of a firefight with cops. And even then, it wasn't a sure thing he would get the death penalty. That was 2013. Today's jury?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

He threw a bomb at a Nazi! He's so brave and dreamy, just like Luigi. Can we sentence him to my bedroom?!??!

Posted by: AWFLs at March 10, 2026 01:15 PM (TNzRs)

341 322 - F-14s were sold to the Shah in the mid 1970s. Then the Iranian Revolution happened.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 10, 2026 01:15 PM (Dg7ng)

342 A grim milestone to be sure, but why the eff did Iran have them? That regime has been anti-American from day 1.

Presumably sent when the Shah was a nominal ally. My dad was working as a contractor at Laughlin air base when the Ayatollah took power. He said there were a bunch of Iranian pilot trainees trying to sell their black Trans-Ams and apply for asylum.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (Fs0KI)

343 I’ve got a question. Do sleeper cells wear pajamas? Not those man jammies, like feety pajamas with Thomas the Tank Engine or SpongeBob on them?
Posted by: Marcus T

They only wear those when they're talking about health insurance over hot chocolate.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

344 "I saw speculation the other day on X that the Iranian F-14s we and/or Israel shot down may have been the last Tomcats still operating."

In my youth, I was in love with the F-14. Built a model of one that you could sweep the wings back.

Totally cool.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (DgMqy)

345
Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

==============

I read an explanation once of why big cities are blue, but I can't remember what the whole flow was. Anyway, big cities are blue.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (LyYjw)

346 Are they "teenagers" or are they "men," CNN? Well, we know what they're not, right? Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (fZiTB)

347 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California

Storm the cockpit. Turn around.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (Kt19C)

348
It's essential to leftist kink to tell outrageous lies to get a reaction from normies.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (Y8DZL)

349 You forgot to mention that they were "Mostly Peaceful" Bombs....

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (3d4aC)

350 John Wilkes Booth walked into the theater for what should have been a relaxing night on the town. But what happened next led to a police chase and manhunt, changing his life forever!

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (6RyaQ)

351 San Diego is a beautiful place.. Liberal .. But you should be fine...
Posted by: It's me donna


I was there for boot camp. I don't have a lot of good associations with it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

352 For anyone who truly believes the Left "went crazy" after Trump, please remember it's the same party that moved next door to Sarah Palin and rifled her trash AND as a unit made fun of her Down Syndrome child and said she should have aborted him.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (JIcUn)

353 320 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.

That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes

----

Bus station glory holes still have openings for "journalists"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (u4bBv)

354 San Diego has many nice things to look at, play in. Just be sure to leave.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (pDt9x)

355 What is the world coming to when two fine AMERICAN youths can be arrested for making and throwing bombs at right wing haters?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (xvV+O)

356 John Wilkes Booth walked into the theater for what should have been a relaxing night on the town. But what happened next led to a police chase and manhunt, changing his life forever!
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM


That would make a great movie. The Understudy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (4NO2D)

357 Tucker is claiming US Troops will rape Iranian women.

Just when you think he couldn't go any lower. What a POS
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (IifOV)


What the fuck happened to him????

https://tinyurl.com/yr6kv3sa

Posted by: Denny Crane - Tucker Has Gone Literally Insane. at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)

358 Diarist evicted from attic

CNN 1944

Posted by: Chuck C at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (D0HYP)

359 I was there for boot camp. I don't have a lot of good associations with it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

Sadly, it used to be a Conservative city.... My Grand Daughter lived there recently and it's anything but now.... It's still a beautiful place to visit..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (GOmDb)

360 Nude Gavin Newsom's Wretched Whore-Wife

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

361 Tucker departed from us because he was never one of us.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (pDt9x)

362 MAGA ON THE ROPES!1!

not really..

"Do you approve or disapprove of the way Donald Trump is handling situation in Iran?

MAGA Supporters
🟢 Approve: 91%
🟤 Disapprove: 6%

Republicans
🟢 Approve: 83%
🟤 Disapprove: 11%

YouGov/Economist | 3/5-9"

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)

363 350 John Wilkes Booth walked into the theater for what should have been a relaxing night on the town. But what happened next led to a police chase and manhunt, changing his life forever!
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (6RyaQ)


WELL DONE!!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I LOL'ed. at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy)

364 F-14As can be dangerous if you were a shitty student pilot with multiple flight failures during training but were passed on anyway because of having tits and a vagina.

Posted by: zomibe Kara Hulgreen at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (Y1sOo)

365 Newsome's whore wife nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (Z7Mnq)

366 Push butt.
Receive bacon.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (Kt19C)

367 >> They only wear those when they're talking about health insurance over hot chocolate.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

I’m just trying to think of any easy way we can ID them for the media. Maybe we can print t-shirts that read “I am a Terrorist”, or maybe “I work for ISIS and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”.

It’s a work in progress. So.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 01:20 PM (Pu/zx)

368 I was there for boot camp. I don't have a lot of good associations with it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)


I went to Great Lakes.

Same. LOL.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 10, 2026 01:21 PM (dmDsy)

369 Cute Little Timmy went out on what should have been a fun filled April 1995 day, to relax briefly in a government parking facility. What occurred to him after that, would change his life forever.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:21 PM (JIcUn)

370 In my youth, I was in love with the F-14. Built a model of one that you could sweep the wings back.

Totally cool.


Yeah, the F-14 is one of the most iconic military planes this side of the SR-71.

I was briefly happy to hear that anyone was still operating any, in spite of the circumstances. Kind of like a few weeks ago when I was watching a 2024 police chase on YouTube there was a Crown Vic Police Interceptor still doing the work.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)

371 Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (f7ucq)

372 To answer some comments above, the Feds said Colorado must reimburse the Feds for 70 something million $.
So far. The audit of course, was only the samples checked.

Sounds good, unless you are a taxpayer in CO, which means that directly comes out of the budget.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:23 PM (n5tGW)

373 I was a week in San Diego once on business. The glide slope into the airport was ... exciting. At some points I was looking up at houses passing by.

The time change was noticeably fierce. I was waking up at 5AM feeling like I had overslept.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (4NO2D)

374 "Jack The Ripper's life drastically changed when what should have been a peaceful evening stroll through the streets of Whitechapel took an unexpected turn"

Posted by: harrison bergeron at March 10, 2026 02:13 PM (JuaQi)

375 .
.
'zloids.
.

Posted by: Marooned at March 10, 2026 02:27 PM (kt8QE)

376 This is one of those incidents where you have a speedy trial followed by a quick hanging.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (HRH9e)

377 I live near Gracie Mansion. Carl Schurz park was closed again today because there was a suspicious package in the park.

Yesterday 82nd street was closed because of an IED in a car parked on the street.

And yesterday Mayor Scumbag, along with his scumbag wife, hosted one of his "globalize the intifada" pals in Gracie Mansion.

I hope the parents of those young jihadi lose their homes financing their (unsuccessful) defense. One home worth $2.3 million, the other more than $700K. It ain't poverty that drives these assholes.

Posted by: vivi at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (OFw3k)

The Morning Rant: Family Dinner Is Now A Bad Thing?

punk-monkey.jpg

It's easy to despise the media when they willfully, transparently, stupidly misrepresent absolutely everything said and done by their political enemies. And it is abundantly clear that their political enemies are the American people.

An apparently anodyne announcement from RFK Jr., the current HHS Secretary, about the importance of preparing and eating meals with family has been tortured and manipulated and twisted into something bad. Hell, family meals used to be axiomatic in America, and the idea that there is anything remotely wrong with it is frankly insane. It is an objective good, and it is backed up with a fair amount of data that show families that eat together are better in many ways.

Whether that is cause or effect is another question, but the idea that there is anything wrong with advocating for family meals is ridiculous, and those who suggest it are stupid, or evil, and probably both.

Here is the unspeakably awful "Daily Beast," with a short video of RFK Jr's statement. How they got "anti-demons" is beyond me, but then I have not been trained as a serial liar and manipulator. I apologize in advance for the link to that sewer, but I couldn't find another video, except from another sewer rat...Don Lemon.

RFK Jr. Gives Bonkers 'Anti-Demons' Health Advice

And here is some well-done push back.

Apparently, Eating Dinner With Your Family Is Now 'Bonkers'

Secretary Kennedy’s message about the strength of community and the importance of sharing meals together should surprise absolutely no one. Like much of his and President Trump’s platform, it’s rooted in something (seemingly) fairly radical these days: common sense.

But common sense doesn’t generate clicks like outrage does. Because let’s be honest for a moment here…

It’s not bonkers to say we’re in a cultural — even spiritual — battle right now.

It’s not bonkers to say that spending more time with your community is good for your health.

It’s not bonkers to want kids spending less time glued to their phones and more time interacting with actual humans.


This is an entirely unsurprising response, because it is an entirely uncontroversial point. But the rabid left is maniacally fixated on anything that the Trump administration advocates, and they will attack it as if the administration is recommending that we eat and serve stray children and puppies for family dinner. Never mind that just a few years ago, RFK Jr. was the darling of the left, not just because of his famous name, but because he was seen as a brave warrior in the fight against traditional culture (even though he wasn't).

But now? He is a tool of TRUMP! And a traitor to boot, so he must be destroyed, even when advocating for an unalloyed good thing. Of course family meals are an integral part of traditional American culture, so the left is attacking two things here. But that is who they are...they dispose America and American Exceptionalism, and President Trump is a Colossus of those two things! They have to drag him and his supporters down into the muck!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 11:00 AM (Z7Mnq)

2 1

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:00 AM (EtnSa)

3 Or 2

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:00 AM (EtnSa)

4 First!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2026 11:00 AM (2WIwB)

5 Four under! On Geezer Golf day. I'll take it!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2026 11:01 AM (2WIwB)

6 Its best to avoid politics with family members,

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:02 AM (EtnSa)

7 We have to quit saying "you don't hate the media enough".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 11:03 AM (Z7Mnq)

8 "It is an objective good, and it is backed up with a fair amount of data that show families that eat together are better in many ways."

Want to bet that the overwhelming majority of the pressitutes were raised in "families" which didn't eat together?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 10, 2026 11:04 AM (TR4+2)

9 What? Demons upset about antidemons? Who couldve seen that coming.

Posted by: Older and wiser at March 10, 2026 11:05 AM (EnKFk)

10 Good morning!

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 11:05 AM (Wmg4n)

11 Good morning, world!

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 11:08 AM (UqAH7)

12 Norman Rockwell was REALLY bonkers!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2026 11:08 AM (Cqx++)

13 I favor articles like this. They are slowly, methodically making it undeniable to anyone with two synapses to rub together that they are a joke, a clown show, a veritable smorgasbord of silly. They are digging their own graves, and whistling while they do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

14 >Family Dinner Is Now A Bad Thing?
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be glad you have family

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 11:08 AM (ZxPkt)

15 Its best to avoid politics with family members,

Not just family.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 11:09 AM (ufSfZ)

16 Democraps are truly shitty people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 11:09 AM (xvV+O)

17 There's good and bad news about this: The good news is that some families still eat together. The bad news is some families eat together.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2026 11:09 AM (g8Ew8)

18 Want to bet that the overwhelming majority of the pressitutes were raised in "families" which didn't eat together?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 10, 2026 11:04 AM (TR4+2)


And prostitutes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 11:10 AM (n9ltV)

19 Its best to avoid politics with family members,

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:02 AM (EtnSa)

They already established the ROE. When "their guy" is president, they won't let us avoid the topic. So damn right I won't be "avoiding" shit while they're having their conniptions over Agent Orange.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:10 AM (JIcUn)

20 Family Dinner Is Now A Bad Thing?
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be glad you have family


You had family? Luxury! We had to eat with all the other Morlocks in a giant fight for survival, as food was thrown down through the grates.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

21 When I get outraged, the first thing I want to do is sever a family member's limb and dine on it like a badger.

Don't get sassy with me around suppertime!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 11:10 AM (M9gjJ)

22 RFK Jr.....
Sigh.

I wish he would stop making me like a Kennedy. But here we are.
I mentioned this to my NP when they announced that HRT for women wouldn't have warnings or whatever. She said, I know just how you feel but... the heart wants what the heart wants! My doc said he's spent years trying to get ladies to take the HRT so they can feel good again and trying to convince them that those warnings were overkill. He was thrilled with that decision to remove the warnings.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2026 11:11 AM (2J/Lj)

23 uugghhh! Meatloaf again.

Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2026 11:11 AM (FhXTo)

24 But now? He is a tool of TRUMP! And a traitor to boot, so he must be destroyed, even when advocating for an unalloyed good thing. Of course family meals are an integral part of traditional American culture, so the left is attacking two things here. But that is who they are...they dispose America and American Exceptionalism, and President Trump is a Colossus of those two things! They have to drag him and his supporters down into the muck!

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"I'm going to eat processed foods and sugar straight from the bag to pwn Trump."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:11 AM (GBKbO)

25 Family Dinner Is Now A Bad Thing?
----

be glad you have family
Posted by: Don Black


Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 11:11 AM (Z7Mnq)

26 >>Apparently, Eating Dinner With Your Family Is Now 'Bonkers'

Sure, sure!

Next week: RFK Jr says clean air is good for you.
MSM: The Importance of Pollution in Developing a Resilient Immune System

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:11 AM (Suwql)

27 So many of our best memories, both of my "family of origin" and my own family.

I cannot imagine what it must be like to live with their minds- is it worse that they might actually believe this, or that they are straight up lying for the cause?
The first is sad, but the second is just evil.
They need prayer, whichever.

Posted by: sal at March 10, 2026 11:11 AM (f+FmA)

28 Family dinner at my house growing up . . . five nights a week my mother, father, brother, and I ate at the dining table, something Mom cooked. She made good bacon, shrimp, baked potatoes, and breaded veal (remember when veal was affordable?). Her hamburgers and steaks weren't so good:
She mixed onion bits into the former and picked cuts of meat with thick, hard to chew fat for the latter. Still, it was solid food.

Two nights a week, when my father was away, she usually served us our dinners on trays in front of the TV. I have better memories of those times than I do of the other.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 11:12 AM (wzUl9)

29 Jay Timmons and the National Association of Manufacturers loyally supported Trump. Trump unleashed RFK Jr. and MAHA to wreck member food manufacturing businesses by driving up costs, leading to increasingly higher grocery prices.

The fact that a certified anti science nutcase like RFK Jr was touted by Trump before the election, everyone knew who he was, and still Trump got elected vindicates Asimov 46 years ago: The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

When Michelle Obama said school lunches should have a vegetable the right lost their damn minds calling it Marxism and communism and socialism and now when Trump/rfk say that and more and they want states to ban fast food and they want outlets to prove it’s safe to sell certain sugary drinks to teens it’s “yeah make us healthy!!”

Seems Trump’s policies and actions might be eating big corpos bottom lines. But they all funded and backed a know grifter and failed businessman. Too bad the little guy, again, gets screwed.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:12 AM (JCZqz)

30 Late to the Arty Party:

Cool Runnings - a limerick

St. George was always known for braggin'
About fire lizard rides in his wagon
But when snow covered the ground
In order to get around
St. George was forced to sleigh the dragon

Posted by: muldoon at March 10, 2026 11:12 AM (qgHp7)

31 I wish he would stop making me like a Kennedy. But here we are.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2026 11:11 AM (2J/Lj)


Me too! I reflexively despise everything even remotely connected to that disgusting family, but as you say...Here We Are!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 11:12 AM (n9ltV)

32 This is just another example of commies trying to destroy the family and any allegiance or loyalty to anything other than The Party.

This is Commie 101: destroy the family, create despair and hopelessness, and offer a fake salvation. If that don't work, then just line the nonbelievers up against the wall and shoot them.

Yet the commies will never ever criticize goatfuckers for their Iftar dinners or communal child rape clubs. As of today, commies see themselves aligned with the goatfuckers in destroying western culture. Commies don't realize that they will be next on the head-chopping block.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

33 >>Its best to avoid politics with family members,

Which is why the MSM has been encouraging their people to force politics on others at Thanksgiving dinner (and other gatherings)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:13 AM (Suwql)

34 When I get outraged, the first thing I want to do is sever a family member's limb and dine on it like a badger.

Don't get sassy with me around suppertime!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

My Dad had a couple of stories from his childhood of his siblings' throwing things at each other around the dinner table.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:13 AM (77rzZ)

35 29 The fact that a certified anti science nutcase like RFK Jr was touted by Trump before the election, everyone knew who he was, and still Trump got elected vindicates Asimov 46 years ago: The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:12 AM (JCZqz)

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Tom Friedman will contribute to this discussion after her finishes jerking it to a Chinese military parade video.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:13 AM (GBKbO)

36 On our dinner table nights, our cat Rusty, who was smarter than average, knew to stay off the table while we were eating. He'd already had his chow anyway. He knew to stay off the table, too, if one of us had stuff spread on it, like when I was working on a model kit. If I were writing or reading, he'd hop up there and keep me company.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 11:14 AM (wzUl9)

37 I ate in the Outer Darkness growing up and look how I turned out.

But seriously they're all leftards now and I'm the only sensible one, so go figure.

Although to be fair my mom has been Team Trump since 2016 and became a conservative when Dog Eater was in. But the others are beyond hopeless. Grown men "atheists" crying about global warming and "white supremacy" which, a reminder, is anything you say that they disagree with.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:14 AM (JIcUn)

38 29 Seems Trump’s policies and actions might be eating big corpos bottom lines. But they all funded and backed a know grifter and failed businessman. Too bad the little guy, again, gets screwed.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:12 AM (JCZqz)

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"Wait...are we anti-corpo or not?"
-a niggling thought, maybe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:14 AM (GBKbO)

39 Remember, the guy who got AIDS disastrously wrong is an intellectual.

The people who properly critique the guy who got AIDS disastrously wrong are anti-intellectual.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

40 >>But now? He is a tool of TRUMP! And a traitor to boot, so he must be destroyed, even when advocating for an unalloyed good thing.


Funny how this "tool of Trump" is advocating for the exact same things he's been advocating for decades, huh? It's almost as if Trump selected him because of his ideas and steadfast advocacy in the face of MSM and government drones. . .?

Nah! Just a tool.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (Suwql)

41 Which is why the MSM has been encouraging their people to force politics on others at Thanksgiving dinner (and other gatherings)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:13 AM (Suwql)

But only when Biden and Obama are in office! Now they simply suggest avoiding the gatherings entirely.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (JIcUn)

42 Tom Friedman will contribute to this discussion after her finishes jerking it to a Chinese military parade video.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So...never?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (JCZqz)

43 Two nights a week, when my father was away, she usually served us our dinners on trays in front of the TV. I have better memories of those times than I do of the other.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Ah, TV dinners. Always with a rogue pea or carrot cube in the apple pie or peach cobbler.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (77rzZ)

44 A blathering contradiction that has become a Human pretzel as they insert their face up their bunghole.

I present to you the 'modern' Leftist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (2GVsD)

45 42 Tom Friedman will contribute to this discussion after her finishes jerking it to a Chinese military parade video.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So...never?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (JCZqz)

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Are you making light of his impotency?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:16 AM (GBKbO)

46 >>The people who properly critique the guy who got AIDS disastrously wrong are anti-intellectual.

And tortured beagles and orphaned infants as part of his lab testing!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:16 AM (Suwql)

47 A little Rockwell:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxk3pmy

Posted by: sal at March 10, 2026 11:16 AM (f+FmA)

48 19
‘ So damn right I won't be "avoiding" shit while they're having their conniptions over Agent Orange.’

I don’t expect to change minds but I guarantee that they’ll be sorry they brought it up in front of me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 11:17 AM (jbnUc)

49 Weren't Mooch's school lunches some sort of vegan slop a rabbit wouldn't eat?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 11:17 AM (8zz6B)

50 Aren't family meals part of *any* traditional culture *anywhere* except in places where women are relegated to servant roles?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 11:17 AM (FMtrg)

51 Two nights a week, when my father was away, she usually served us our dinners on trays in front of the TV. I have better memories of those times than I do of the other.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Ah, TV dinners. Always with a rogue pea or carrot cube in the apple pie or peach cobbler.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026


***
No, they weren't real "TV dinners" of the kind you heated in the oven. It was usually smaller-scale versions of the fare we'd get the rest of the week. I'm not sure Mom ever bought any of those Swanson or other frozen meals.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)

52 #6 Of course the problem is Leftists want everything political

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:17 AM (EtnSa)

53 Seems Trump’s policies and actions might be eating big corpos bottom lines. But they all funded and backed a know grifter and failed businessman. Too bad the little guy, again, gets screwed.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:12 AM (JCZqz)
___________

Commies dicksmoke Big Corp now? Wasn't it only last week that Big Corp was the cause of all misfortune in any class lower than The Rich?

It's hilarious to see these stupid clowns twist themselves into pretzels trying to be Big Mad at whatever is supposed to be Big Bad at any given minute.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

54 When Man promotes himself to god, the Devil comes out.

Cf Fauci.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:18 AM (2GVsD)

55 Meatloaf beatloaf, i hate meatloaf.

*the left hasnt voluntarily eaten a homecooked meal in their lives.*

Posted by: Older and wiser at March 10, 2026 11:18 AM (EnKFk)

56 We eat dinner as a family just about every night. It’s rare for us not to - even if we get takeout, we still eat together.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (p4NUW)

57 Since this is food adjacent, I might as well update on the sourdough.

Might be the best loaf I've made. And I even forgot to cut the loaf before putting it in the oven. It burst along the line I would have cut it, which is a fun little irony.

My next loaf will get the additives.

Still, my lunch today was homemade sourdough and soft-boiled eggs. With hot sauce.

I ate it not because it like it, but to terrorize leftists who will never know what I eat because I cannot divorce politics from any part of my life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (GBKbO)

58 But now? He is a tool of TRUMP! And a traitor to boot, so he must be destroyed, even when advocating for an unalloyed good thing. Of course family meals are an integral part of traditional American culture, so the left is attacking two things here. But that is who they are...they dispose America and American Exceptionalism, and President Trump is a Colossus of those two things! They have to drag him and his supporters down into the muck!
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When RFK, Jr announced that artificial dyes would be removed from cereals, my SIL, who never let her children eat cereals with artificial dyes, was outraged that artificial dyes were being removed from cereal. There is no pleasing some people.

Posted by: Penfold at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (Fbt5B)

59 >>When Michelle Obama said school lunches should have a vegetable the right lost their damn minds calling it Marxism and communism and socialism. . .


Oh no! No, you do not get to characterize her overhaul of school lunches as simply adding vegetables. She limited protein and added items that were routinely thrown away. As usual it would take paragraphs to refute this in detail, but they just want to lie and move on.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (Suwql)

60 *the left hasnt voluntarily eaten a homecooked meal in their lives.*

Also the left: I can't save enough money for a down payment. It's someone else's fault!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)

61 Are you making light of his impotency?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Absolutely not! He probably has the worst case of priapism ever, going on for 20 years or so, with no end in sight. He thinks of big, powerful China PENETRATING global markets, and GROWING a massive military, and nature takes its course.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:20 AM (JCZqz)

62 61 Are you making light of his impotency?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Absolutely not! He probably has the worst case of priapism ever, going on for 20 years or so, with no end in sight. He thinks of big, powerful China PENETRATING global markets, and GROWING a massive military, and nature takes its course.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:20 AM (JCZqz)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:20 AM (GBKbO)

63 Oh my gosh, family dinners when the the kids were little were some of the very best times.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 11:21 AM (0nHVk)

64 We eat dinner as a family just about every night. It’s rare for us not to - even if we get takeout, we still eat together.
Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (p4NUW)


We have a couple nights every week where I don't cook and everyone does their own thing at their own time butt he rest of the time we sit at the table, as a family, with no electronics permitted.

I'm a monster.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

65 I mean, I prefer my wife’s cooking to all other food.

And that includes the fanciest restaurant food.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 11:21 AM (XV/Pl)

66 >>>Weren't Mooch's school lunches some sort of vegan slop a rabbit wouldn't eat?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

>Big Mike's menu was something a magpie wouldn't eat. You'd sooner see the magpie in a dumpster than dining on Mike's hot lunch fare.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 11:21 AM (M9gjJ)

67 Me too! I reflexively despise everything even remotely connected to that disgusting family, but as you say...Here We Are!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Take one Kennedy.
Kill his uncle and his father.
Se how sympathetic he is to your side.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 11:21 AM (Z7Mnq)

68 Oh no! No, you do not get to characterize her overhaul of school lunches as simply adding vegetables. She limited protein and added items that were routinely thrown away. As usual it would take paragraphs to refute this in detail, but they just want to lie and move on.

When I was in elementary school, pizza day featured a slice of crappy pizza and an ice cream scoop of spinach. The trash can at the end of lunch was nothing but a bunch of spinach scoops.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

69 >>The people who properly critique the guy who got AIDS disastrously wrong are anti-intellectual.

And tortured beagles and orphaned infants as part of his lab testing!

Posted by: Lizzy


Swear to God, I'm at the point of looking forward to "intellectuals" being banished from public life, given the extreme amount of damage their idiocy has wreaked.

And judging from what I hear online and in-person, I'm hardly alone.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)

70 Dear Leftists

Stop paying for Door Dash, Lyft, Uber, and Grubhub; then you might be able to afford something.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:22 AM (2GVsD)

71 Commies dicksmoke Big Corp now? Wasn't it only last week that Big Corp was the cause of all misfortune in any class lower than The Rich?

It's hilarious to see these stupid clowns twist themselves into pretzels trying to be Big Mad at whatever is supposed to be Big Bad at any given minute.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

No, the commie base still hates corporations. They just think Big Business supported Trump of Harris, are suffering under Trump's evil policies (that they should have known about), and they're reveling in misplaced schadenfruede.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:22 AM (JCZqz)

72 But only when Biden and Obama are in office! Now they simply suggest avoiding the gatherings entirely.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:15 AM (JIcUn)

And you must post a TikTok announcing it.
Or, post one on how you will spit in their food in the kitchen, if you do go.
Stunning and brave.

Posted by: sal at March 10, 2026 11:23 AM (f+FmA)

73 Recall that RFK Jr. wrote a book about Fauci's malfeasance: https://tinyurl.com/bd75xusj


Before he was a "tool of Trump."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:23 AM (Suwql)

74

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (GBKbO)

Nice! If you ever have any questions or issues I'm here. I know a little bit.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:23 AM (JIcUn)

75 When RFK, Jr announced that artificial dyes would be removed from cereals, my SIL, who never let her children eat cereals with artificial dyes, was outraged that artificial dyes were being removed from cereal. There is no pleasing some people.
Posted by: Penfold at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (Fbt5B)


If memory serves, there were plenty of people here outraged over the idea that the government, which allowed the artificial dyes in the first place, would prohibit the artificial dyes now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)

76 eh, *types* *deletes*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 11:23 AM (MIIRH)

77 71 No, the commie base still hates corporations. They just think Big Business supported Trump of Harris, are suffering under Trump's evil policies (that they should have known about), and they're reveling in misplaced schadenfruede.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:22 AM (JCZqz)

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"Since Trump's policies hurt corporations so much, I'm beginning to think he's not such a bad guy after all."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

78 Brother Tim

Maybe Pol Pot was right, send the intellectuals out to the rice fields.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:24 AM (2GVsD)

79 Take one Kennedy.
Kill his uncle and his father.
(or brothers)
Se how sympathetic he is to your side.

Well, with one notable exception, the answer seems to be very sympathetic to their side.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 11:24 AM (Fs0KI)

80 What will the media do without Trump?

Posted by: Jmel at March 10, 2026 11:25 AM (uR22y)

81 but they just want to lie and move on.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (Suwql)

NOW you're thinking like a leftard!!!

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:25 AM (JIcUn)

82 "I'm going to eat processed foods and sugar straight from the bag to pwn Trump."'

--

Reminds me of the insane women who were pregnant and swallowing handfuls of Tylenol to "own Trump."

These aren't smart people. What they are are vicious idiots, untethered-to-reality leftists, and I frankly wish they'd all just disappear. They have to destroy everything morally upright, good and decent. And they've been pretty successful about it, sadly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 11:25 AM (qBdHI)

83 74

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (GBKbO)

Nice! If you ever have any questions or issues I'm here. I know a little bit.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:23 AM (JIcUn)

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Just gotta cut up my block of cheese into cubes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:25 AM (GBKbO)

84 What will the media do without Trump?

Crucify Vance and Rubio

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:25 AM (2GVsD)

85 What will the media do without Trump?

Posted by: Jmel


Move on to the next "worse than Hitler". There's always another "worse than Hitler" in the batter's box.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

86 Maybe Pol Pot was right, send the intellectuals out to the rice fields.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:24 AM (2GVsD)

You have to compost them, to get greatest benefit out of the nutrients in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 11:26 AM (8zz6B)

87 Oh my gosh, family dinners when the the kids were little were some of the very best times.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

That time when the boy spawn set his milk glass down and it almost spilled but Hubbymayhem grabbed it and saved the day keeping the milk upright! And, in the process, hit his iced tea glass with his elbow which spilled iced tea everywhere!

Or the time when the boy spawn didn't want to finish a specific food on his plate. His grandmother asked how many bites were left. The boy counted and stated the number. Grandma said, if you can count them, you can eat them. I had to leave the table to laugh about the boy's expression on that one.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2026 11:26 AM (2J/Lj)

88 Lady in Black

What happened to those crazy people who OD'd on Tylenol?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:26 AM (2GVsD)

89 When is RFK Jr. gonna come out against carrots in chili and maple syrup on French toast?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

90 Just gotta cut up my block of cheese into cubes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:25 AM (GBKbO)

Well that covers it!

I made cheese bagels recently and they were pretty flipping awesome. Bagels are a pretty dry dough though so a little painful to "mix in" but totally worth it.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:28 AM (JIcUn)

91 What happened to those crazy people who OD'd on Tylenol?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:26 AM (2GVsD)

Maybe they lied. And the videos were of them gobbling sugar pills.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 11:28 AM (8zz6B)

92 What happened to those crazy people who OD'd on Tylenol?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:26 AM (2GVsD)

They voted for Kamala.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:28 AM (JIcUn)

93 84 What will the media do without Trump?

Crucify Vance and Rubio
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Trump was bad and all, but he was was actually relatively moderate and willing to make deals, unlike current guy, who is literally Hitler."

Posted by: Standard media tactic at March 10, 2026 11:28 AM (JCZqz)

94 Speaking of dinner time, our daughter and grandpups are over for a pasta (al Dante) dinner. We just all came up now from the shelter. Iran firing toward the center and Hizballah firing toward the north.

Need to reheat my tea.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 11:29 AM (55iVR)

95 That time when the boy spawn set his milk glass down and it almost spilled but Hubbymayhem grabbed it and saved the day keeping the milk upright! And, in the process, hit his iced tea glass with his elbow which spilled iced tea everywhere!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

I managed to spill milk at the dinner table A LOT when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)

96 75 When RFK, Jr announced that artificial dyes would be removed from cereals, my SIL, who never let her children eat cereals with artificial dyes, was outraged that artificial dyes were being removed from cereal. There is no pleasing some people.
Posted by: Penfold at March 10, 2026 11:19 AM (Fbt5B)

If memory serves, there were plenty of people here outraged over the idea that the government, which allowed the artificial dyes in the first place, would prohibit the artificial dyes now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)

They allowed most of the dyes through the loophole of non-denial...I love RFK for getting artificial dyes out of everything. They do nothing to improve flavor, and thus have literally no need to exist. We no longer live in the 1600s and need to cover up rotting food with different colors...nor do we NEED Unicorn Frappucinos...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 11:29 AM (tOcjL)

97 Ergo the media is a one trick pony, find the next Hitler to Alinsky.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:29 AM (2GVsD)

98 Be thankful unto the Lord, bless his name for the Lord is good.
Trust in Him at all times, Ye people pour out your heart to Him.
God is a refuge for us. Fear thou not for He is with us.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 11:30 AM (ehY6c)

99 Swear to God, I'm at the point of looking forward to "intellectuals" being banished from public life, given the extreme amount of damage their idiocy has wreaked.

And judging from what I hear online and in-person, I'm hardly alone.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)

Intellectuals are the musician version of an "artist". They like hearing themselves talk and think others do too. The conversations are just them talking to themselves and unfortunately the collateral damage is the retards that hear them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 11:30 AM (snZF9)

100 >>I prefer my wife’s cooking to all other food.


The Paolo. He likes your wife's cooking, too.

Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2026 11:30 AM (l9aEn)

101 a pasta (al Dante) dinner

Hellish, purgatorial, or paradisaical?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

102 Anna- Fauci will be the Devil's guest for sure

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:31 AM (EtnSa)

103 Speaking of common sense, and its denial (shorter version = No s***, Sherlock):

EU Commission President, von der Leyen:

While in 1990, one third of Europe's electricity came from nuclear, today it's only close to 15%.

This reduction in the share of nuclear was a choice.

And in hindsight, it was a strategic mistake for Europe to turn its back on a reliable, affordable source of low-emission power.


https://is.gd/V2Gmqj

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

104 We have a couple nights every week where I don't cook and everyone does their own thing at their own time butt he rest of the time we sit at the table, as a family, with no electronics permitted.

I'm a monster.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026


***
Yeah, we weren't permitted to read at the dinner table. So I read the labels of the condiments like Worcestershire sauce and ketchup.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (wzUl9)

105 a pasta (al Dante) dinner

Hellish, purgatorial, or paradisaical?


I spent some time trying to develop a Divine Comedy joke, but failed miserably.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

106 PS - Since we're past 100, on my post this morning with the R becoming an I in the House, he WILL caucus with Rs, but he will NOT confirm he will be a reliable vote for Johnson.

So, I stand by my statement. Johnson is now a plurality leader with 217, and not a majority leader. He can't pass anything without the Ds, and thus anything out of the House from now til the election is worthless to us...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (tOcjL)

107 97
‘ Ergo the media is a one trick pony, find the next Hitler to Alinsky.’

Maybe the media is a one trick pony because the left is a one trick electorate. Demonize some one else to make themselves feel comparatively superior

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (jbnUc)

108 93 84 What will the media do without Trump?

Crucify Vance and Rubio
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Trump was bad and all, but he was was actually relatively moderate and willing to make deals, unlike current guy, who is literally Hitler."

Posted by: Standard media tactic at March 10, 2026 11:28 AM (JCZqz)

====

They've already started. You can see it every once in a while now.

However, I do maintain that the Trump hate is unique. Unique in its femininity, stemming from Trump's sexual past, both real and invented, that won't be able to transfer to Vance or anyone else.

Does that mean that there will be no Vance hate? Of course not. But, the energy will be reduced in comparison.

"Trump is a sexual predator" is the base of a lot of the critique. Vance, who's been married one time and is having his fourth child with his current wife without a hint of impropriety is different. In addition, his wife is Indian, a minority, which undercuts a lot of the racism stuff at the same time. The only people who will care about the Indian heritage of Usha Vance will be podcasters who vote Democrat in every election anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (GBKbO)

109 Stay safe, B D- praying for your safety.
We really need your input.

Posted by: sal at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (f+FmA)

110 Nineth Circle Rigatoni?

I'll pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (2GVsD)

111 Yeah, we weren't permitted to read at the dinner table. So I read the labels of the condiments like Worcestershire sauce and ketchup.

And absolutely NO cell phones!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

112 >>The only people who will care about the Indian heritage of Usha Vance will be podcasters who vote Democrat in every election anyway.


The Coom-Hunter Catboi Bloc.

Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2026 11:34 AM (l9aEn)

113 In hindsight, it was a mistake to attack Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Jap High Command after two nukes at March 10, 2026 11:34 AM (EnKFk)

114 Nineth Circle Rigatoni?

I'll pass.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM


How much hot pepper does this involve, exactly?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 11:34 AM (kgE5c)

115 Van der Leyen is the EU's version of Victoria Nuland.

Everything she is involved with falls apart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:34 AM (2GVsD)

116 I love RFK for getting artificial dyes out of everything. They do nothing to improve flavor, and thus have literally no need to exist.

That's not quite true. It's well understood that appearance makes a difference in perceived flavor, as dumb as it sounds. The exact same soda (say, cherry), colored red, is reliably rated as tasting more "cherry" than the identical soda that's clear.

Posted by: Psychology Major at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (JCZqz)

117 These lefties have every intention of regaining power and no compunctions about how they do it and are openly discussing what they should do about the normal people like us. The kindest suggestion I've heard involves taking away our right to free speech because our ideas are "harmful" so they should never be heard.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (FMtrg)

118 Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 11:30 AM (ehY6c)

Amen, and thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (rZCVI)

119 Does that mean that there will be no Vance hate? Of course not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh, there will be Vance hate. Guarantee it.
-- Couches everywhere

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

120 I prefer my wife’s cooking to all other food.


The Paolo. He likes your wife's cooking, too.
Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2026 11:30 AM (l9aEn)
_________

"You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans.
I eat more chicken any man ever seen."

-- Willie Dixon

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (iFTx/)

121 God I hope Trump cures cancer so the left will do the meme.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at March 10, 2026 11:36 AM (ilHZO)

122 "You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans.
I eat more chicken any man ever seen."

-- Willie Dixon
------------------
I eat seafood.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 11:37 AM (pZ64F)

123 God I hope Trump cures cancer so the left will do the meme.

Or walks on water.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

124 Now that it is just one son and myself here we pretty much do our own thing but we do eat together three or four nights a week. When more of the family come to visit we always sit down for a big dinner it keeps me in practice.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 11:37 AM (0nHVk)

125 It is just mean, cruel, and heartless that Trump's lackey suggests you cram your family into your pod while you stuff you fat gob with insect protein-fortified gruel. Just what I'd expect from you MAGA types.

Posted by: James Carville at March 10, 2026 11:37 AM (7Q0e+)

126
Move on to the next "worse than Hitler". There's always another "worse than Hitler" in the batter's box.
Posted by: Archimedes


Singing Hitlers and dancing Hitlers. An unlimited supply.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2026 11:37 AM (Cqx++)

127 103
‘ And in hindsight, it was a strategic mistake for Europe to turn its back on a reliable, affordable source of low-emission power.’

Yes it sure was. And not just in hindsight. It was completely predictable.

I don’t give the French much credit for common sense but they got nuclear energy right.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 11:37 AM (jbnUc)

128 Couch files civil claim against vance for assault and rape. Claims the memory is burned into its cushions.

Posted by: Its a joke now. But wait... at March 10, 2026 11:38 AM (EnKFk)

129 God I hope Trump cures cancer so the left will do the meme.

Or walks on water.
Posted by: Archimedes

"Trump can't swim."
-- The media, after Trump walks on water

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)

130 The thing that tickled me about family dinners was that our mom, who was very strict about what was appropriate meal time conversation, would let our dad describe the operations he did on surgery days, if they were interesting. He was Eye, so it wasn't blood and guts, but still a bit gruesome.

Posted by: sal at March 10, 2026 11:38 AM (f+FmA)

131 Yes, we are freaking out over RFK Jr's endorsement of families sharing meals and spending more time with our communities, but how can you say are the extremists when you were completely losing it over the very idea of spending a wholesome evening with the kids enjoying a drag show?

Posted by: Max Boot and David French at March 10, 2026 11:38 AM (GPa4z)

132 "Trump is a sexual predator" is the base of a lot of the critique. Vance, who's been married one time and is having his fourth child with his current wife without a hint of impropriety is different. In addition, his wife is Indian, a minority, which undercuts a lot of the racism stuff at the same time. The only people who will care about the Indian heritage of Usha Vance will be podcasters who vote Democrat in every election anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:32 AM (GBKbO)
_________

I can almost guarantee there will be some made-up sex scandal involving JD. Some rando will come out of the sewers to accuse him of some Kavanaugh-ish sex assault. "30 years ago, in high school, JD whipped out his dick and waved it at me. I was horrified and spent the next 30 years in counseling." Count on it. It's all they got.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

133 One thing no one wants to see, not even Satan in the Nineth Circle of Hell - Max Boot and David French in drag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:39 AM (2GVsD)

134 116 I love RFK for getting artificial dyes out of everything. They do nothing to improve flavor, and thus have literally no need to exist.

That's not quite true. It's well understood that appearance makes a difference in perceived flavor, as dumb as it sounds. The exact same soda (say, cherry), colored red, is reliably rated as tasting more "cherry" than the identical soda that's clear.
Posted by: Psychology Major at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (JCZqz)

Yes, but we don't want artificial junk food that's terrible for most folks' health to BE perceived better than healthier options, not while we're paying for half the country's healthcare.

That's without even considering what the artificial dye might do.

And it's not like we haven't figured out how normal foods, like beet and spinach and tumeric, can color stuff...

So, when you have something that provides zero health benefit (and actually negative health benefit in use) and possible additional health harms, it should have been an easy no at the time...but things that got through the 90s and 00s on the non-denial loophole...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 11:40 AM (tOcjL)

135 >>Its best to avoid politics with family members,

My rule is don't bring up politics. But if someone else does it's on.

There's no honor in allowing yourself to be a piñata for people who show you no respect.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 11:40 AM (viF8m)

136 "Trump is a sexual predator" is the base of a lot of the critique.

Which can, of course, be translated as "Trump banged a lot of women... but not me."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:40 AM (ExV1e)

137 "Maybe Pol Pot was right, send the intellectuals out to the rice fields. "

not enough rice grown in this country ... pig farms are the thing!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 11:41 AM (MIIRH)

138 132 I can almost guarantee there will be some made-up sex scandal involving JD. Some rando will come out of the sewers to accuse him of some Kavanaugh-ish sex assault. "30 years ago, in high school, JD whipped out his dick and waved it at me. I was horrified and spent the next 30 years in counseling." Count on it. It's all they got.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

======

Oh, sure.

But the GOP response to these things is always a key in how much life narratives get.

The GOP dismissing it as unworthy of attention denies it oxygen it needs to grow. The GOP never dismissed the stories of Trump's improprieties (think of many GOP office holders telling Trump to drop out in 2016 after the Access Hollywood tape), and so they festered.

A "Vance took his dick out at me" story will feel like a limp sequel to a movie no one actually liked the first time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:41 AM (GBKbO)

139 That's not quite true. It's well understood that appearance makes a difference in perceived flavor, as dumb as it sounds. The exact same soda (say, cherry), colored red, is reliably rated as tasting more "cherry" than the identical soda that's clear.
Posted by: Psychology Major at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (JCZqz)
---------------
If you name it Wishniak its even better.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 11:43 AM (pZ64F)

140 A "Vance took his dick out at me" story will feel like a limp sequel to a movie no one actually liked the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Prometheus II?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:43 AM (77rzZ)

141 Let's hope they don't make a sequel to The Bride!!!!!!.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:43 AM (2GVsD)

142 My greatest hope from RFK Jr is that his policies will make it more practical to find convenience and snack foods without the stupid additives. That would be great.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 11:43 AM (FMtrg)

143 I can almost guarantee there will be some made-up sex scandal involving JD. Some rando will come out of the sewers to accuse him of some Kavanaugh-ish sex assault. "30 years ago, in high school, JD whipped out his dick and waved it at me. I was horrified and spent the next 30 years in counseling." Count on it. It's all they got.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

======

Oh, sure.

But the GOP response to these things is always a key in how much life narratives get.

The GOP dismissing it as unworthy of attention denies it oxygen it needs to grow. The GOP never dismissed the stories of Trump's improprieties (think of many GOP office holders telling Trump to drop out in 2016 after the Access Hollywood tape), and so they festered.

A "Vance took his dick out at me" story will feel like a limp sequel to a movie no one actually liked the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:41 AM (GBKbO)
______

It will be a limp sequel. The original was "Vance took his dick out at a couch." Box office flop.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

144 Obama dies and goes to Hell.

Satan says, well, you're justifiably here. The problem is that the Presidential Wing is full up. We're going to have to let someone else go so you can take their place. To make up for the inconvenience, I'm gonna let you decide who it is.

They go to the first chamber. Joe Biden is in there, breaking red-hot rocks with a sledgehammer.

Obama says, "Nah, that looks like work. I've never much cared for work."

They go to the second chamber. Lyndon Johnson is in there, getting his hemorrhoids burned off with a hot iron, over and over, and over again. As soon as one is burned off, another one grows in its place.

Obama says, "I've had plenty of things rubbing against my hemorrhoids in my life, but that does NOT look like fun."

They go to the third chamber. Bill Clinton is in there on a bed with Monica Lewinsky. He's shooting off in her mouth over and over and over again.

Obama says, "We've found the one."

Satan says, "Okay, Monica. You're free to leave."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 11:43 AM (IG3/x)

145 "117 These lefties have every intention of regaining power and no compunctions about how they do it and are openly discussing what they should do about the normal people like us. The kindest suggestion I've heard involves taking away our right to free speech because our ideas are "harmful" so they should never be heard.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 11:35 AM (FMtrg) "

we need to see to it that they never regain power, then. simple!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 11:44 AM (MIIRH)

146 Mom."Why do you put salt on your food before you taste it?"
Me. "Because Dad does it".
Dad. "You don't put enough salt in it."

And so it starts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 10, 2026 11:44 AM (gm9Sb)

147 Please pray for my husband's job. I pit a prayer request up at 198 on the Art Thread. Meeting is starting. Thanks.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 10, 2026 11:44 AM (nz1sK)

148 The media might switch to pure fake scripted fellation of their next guy.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:45 AM (JIcUn)

149
136 "Trump is a sexual predator" is the base of a lot of the critique.

Which can, of course, be translated as "Trump banged a lot of women... but not me."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:40 AM (ExV1e)

======

Maybe.

But it, I think, stems from a female desire to preserve the moral order. Partisan women can get really worked up to hate on a political figure they're supposed to hate if improper sex is involved.

It's what, I think, really fed the intensity of Trump hate from the left. Something I think the Democrat Party will just find hard to recreate with Vance who doesn't have the same biography that lends itself to that narrative.

And, since the left is majority women now, this effort to try and paint a good ole boy Marine who made good, went to Yale, and married the pretty brown lady as a sexual predator will just not work that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:45 AM (GBKbO)

150 Done Tecumseh. I think it will be ok

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:45 AM (JIcUn)

151 144, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 11:45 AM (MIIRH)

152 Yeah, we weren't permitted to read at the dinner table. So I read the labels of the condiments like Worcestershire sauce and ketchup.

And absolutely NO cell phones!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

Luckily, the backs of the cereal boxes were geared toward us "will read anything" kids.

Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2026 11:46 AM (lCppi)

153 Some rando will come out of the sewers to accuse him of some Kavanaugh-ish sex assault.

I was out for dinner after a seminar at the dojo and one of the ladies was spitting out invective about Kavanaugh.

She really did not like my response: "Some mentally ill chick with a rape fantasy about a boy who snubbed her in high school is not really a reliable witness."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 11:46 AM (+4yJ5)

154 The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 11:46 AM (Kt19C)

155 It will be a limp sequel. The original was "Vance took his dick out at a couch." Box office flop.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

The Far Left STILL thinks the couch thing, and calling him "weird", was super effective, and Kamla lost because she didn't embrace it more (and reigned Walz in from saying it more).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 11:46 AM (JCZqz)

156 Satan says, "Okay, Monica. You're free to leave."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 11:43 AM (IG3/x)

And Obama says "How did I make it to heaven after all!!!"

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 11:46 AM (JIcUn)

157 I saw "Vance Took Out His Dick At Me" open for "Frankie Goes to Hollywood" in a club in San Francisco in '85.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 11:47 AM (IG3/x)

158 I love RFK for getting artificial dyes out of everything. They do nothing to improve flavor, and thus have literally no need to exist.

That's not quite true. It's well understood that appearance makes a difference in perceived flavor, as dumb as it sounds. The exact same soda (say, cherry), colored red, is reliably rated as tasting more "cherry" than the identical soda that's clear.
Posted by: Psychology Major


Put it in a dark brown bottle like root beer or Cheerwine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 11:47 AM (Z7Mnq)

159 Its going to be Rubio

I like Vance but it will be Rubio

also - Rubio fights better. Vance comes off a little desperate

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 11:47 AM (j+aD2)

160 Put it in a dark brown bottle like root beer or Cheerwine.
-------------
Two thumbs up for Cheerwine and root beer.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (pZ64F)

161 That's not quite true. It's well understood that appearance makes a difference in perceived flavor, as dumb as it sounds. The exact same soda (say, cherry), colored red, is reliably rated as tasting more "cherry" than the identical soda that's clear.


the question is - does this work on Stevie Wonder

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (j+aD2)

162 156, *rimshot*

Hiiii-oooo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (MIIRH)

163 136 "Trump is a sexual predator" is the base of a lot of the critique.

Which can, of course, be translated as "Trump banged a lot of women... but not me."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:40 AM (ExV1e)

I bet Trump has banged way fewer than JFK.

Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (lCppi)

164 Trump needs to come out in favor of kids playing with puppies and kittens so the left will declare we must of kill off those dangerous, disease ridden little beasts. And the kids too.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (GUOwU)

165 Cheerwine + root beer = cheerbeer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (2GVsD)

166 164 Trump needs to come out in favor of kids playing with puppies and kittens so the left will declare we must of kill off those dangerous, disease ridden little beasts. And the kids too.
Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (GUOwU)

The Muslim left is already against dogs...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 11:49 AM (tOcjL)

167 On the east and west coasts, family dinners are where most find someone to get laid.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)

168 These fuckers want to do away with something I would kill to be able to experience again on the regular.

Christ teaches me not to hate, but in this case I'll just have to answer to the Lord for it come time.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:50 AM (OUMaO)

169 Trump needs to come out in favor of kids playing with puppies and kittens so the left will declare we must of kill off those dangerous, disease ridden little beasts. And the kids too.
Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 11:48 AM (GUOwU)

The Muslim left is already against dogs...
Posted by: Nova Local


Ditto the Climate Change crowd.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:51 AM (OUMaO)

170 Community. TXMOME. Come have dinner with friends.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 11:51 AM (+nEug)

171 That's not quite true. It's well understood that appearance makes a difference in perceived flavor, as dumb as it sounds. The exact same soda (say, cherry), colored red, is reliably rated as tasting more "cherry" than the identical soda that's clear.
Posted by: Psychology Major


Put it in a dark brown bottle like root beer or Cheerwine.


Or a blue bottle? Yeah, that's it, a blue bottle.

Posted by: Bombay Sapphire gin at March 10, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

172 Community. TXMOME. Come have dinner with friends.

Posted by: Ben Had


If I can ever loose the chains keeping me in this place come October, I will. (Last year was just doomed all around! What they say about radiation therapy is true...)

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:52 AM (OUMaO)

173 But it, I think, stems from a female desire to preserve the moral order.

Without starting the gender wars... would these be the women insisting on abortion on demand, no-fault divorce, and populating OF?

While women CAN be a pillar of societal order, the idea that women ARE based purely on them being women is questionable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:52 AM (ExV1e)

174 Brother Tim, I look forward to the day. It will happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 11:53 AM (+nEug)

175 There are natural food colors out there! Things don’t need to be grey. Beet juice, red cabbage, spirulina, butterfly pea flower, turmeric, etc.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 11:53 AM (71y1j)

176 Community. TXMOME. Come have dinner with friends.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 11:51 AM


God willing, we'll be there!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 11:53 AM (Wnv9h)

177 173 But it, I think, stems from a female desire to preserve the moral order.

Without starting the gender wars... would these be the women insisting on abortion on demand, no-fault divorce, and populating OF?

While women CAN be a pillar of societal order, the idea that women ARE based purely on them being women is questionable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:52 AM (ExV1e)

======

Well, it's their moral order, I'm talking about.

And in their moral order, men should be faithful to women. They should also pay for abortions when women get pregnant when they sleep around.

But leftist women are not big fans of men sleeping around in general, and especially Republicans whom they already hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:54 AM (GBKbO)

178 While women CAN be a pillar of societal order, the idea that women ARE based purely on them being women is questionable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic


One can argue they are. A shitty "order", but still.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:54 AM (OUMaO)

179 RMBS, me too

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 11:54 AM (+nEug)

180 If Rubio is el-Presidente of Cuba, can he also serve as US President?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 11:55 AM (Dv3i1)

181 There are natural food colors out there! Things don’t need to be grey. Beet juice, red cabbage, spirulina, butterfly pea flower, turmeric, etc.

It's all in the marketing. You don't call you food gray, you call it November Sky, or Graphite.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

182 178 One can argue they are. A shitty "order", but still.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:54 AM (OUMaO)

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It's something I've suspected for a little while.

Leftist women are getting more radical now over the last few years because the moral order that they were raised in is collapsing. So, they are becoming more vociferous in their defense of what is falling apart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:55 AM (GBKbO)

183 Community. TXMOME. Come have dinner with friends.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 11:51 AM

God willing, we'll be there!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Amen!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 11:55 AM (Z7Mnq)

184 141 Let's hope they don't make a sequel to The Bride!!!!!!.

hmm.... *scribbles note* the throuple!!!

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 11:55 AM (oY6Yp)

185 While women CAN be a pillar of societal order, the idea that women ARE based purely on them being women is questionable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:52 AM (ExV1e)

Only when they're behind a man.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2026 11:55 AM (g8Ew8)

186 Family dinners build character and prepare you for life. My parents were fond of what I called Strange Vegetables which made my young life a living hell. Rutabegas, turnips, kohlrabi, anything odd and preferably bitter would find its way to my plate. So! I learned how to forge strategic alliances with the indigenous population (the family dog), training her to stealthily remove the hated vegetables without Mom noticing. This skill served me well later in life. There is always someone willing to help solve a problem if you make it worth their while ... and the authorities don't need to know.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at March 10, 2026 11:56 AM (PHjsi)

187 But leftist women are not big fans of men sleeping around in general...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:54 AM (GBKbO)


That's because leftist women bang guys out of their league and think that opening their legs establishes ownership.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 11:56 AM (ExV1e)

188 181 There are natural food colors out there! Things don’t need to be grey. Beet juice, red cabbage, spirulina, butterfly pea flower, turmeric, etc.

It's all in the marketing. You don't call you food gray, you call it November Sky, or Graphite.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

And if you're selling a gray kid cereal (b/c that's its natural color), you can call it "Spooky" or "Ghostly"...and come up with something to fit as a mascot.

This was never hard to go to natural or no dyes.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 11:56 AM (tOcjL)

189 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:57 AM (EtnSa)

190 >The Muslim left is already against dogs...
Posted by: Nova Local
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the British gov't is considering enacting breed purity laws that may ban as many as 67 breeds of dogs

they say it's for animals' welfare
short legs, pug noses, that sort of thing
in reality, it's pandering for muslim votes

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 11:57 AM (ZxPkt)

191 Leftist women are getting more radical now over the last few years because the moral order that they were raised in is collapsing. So, they are becoming more vociferous in their defense of what is falling apart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


Pretty sure you're dead on. Most of the women I have regular contact with are older, mostly through church. They're baffled by what those younger women are like. Plus, the younger women hereabouts are nothing like what gets all the views. I suspect our idea of what "women" of an age cohort are like is distorted by the filtering effects of media, legacy, social, and otherwise.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 11:58 AM (OUMaO)

192 gray food doesn't sound good

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 11:58 AM (ZxPkt)

193 "But it, I think, stems from a female desire to preserve the moral order."


A quick run through young women on Tic-Toc one might think that moral order is the same one from Caligula.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (GUOwU)

194 they say it's for animals' welfare
short legs, pug noses, that sort of thing
in reality, it's pandering for muslim votes


Sounds like they are contemplating banning the British bulldog and Corgis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (2GVsD)

195 Railing against family meal time seems like a weird obsession…. Like who cares??

I have very fond memories of family meals growing up. The only bad memory: one time my mom insisted I eat a small portion of some summer squash stew she made. I did not like and dug in my heals… the standoff lasted a few hours. I eventually lost 😂

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (TngJr)

196
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (2Bx2b)

197 Sounds like they are contemplating banning the British bulldog and Corgis.

Zombie QEII hardest hit.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

198 193 "But it, I think, stems from a female desire to preserve the moral order."


A quick run through young women on Tic-Toc one might think that moral order is the same one from Caligula.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (GUOwU)

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It's their moral order that they wish to defend. The one that they adhere to.

Not any other moral order.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (GBKbO)

199 Imagine if Trump decided that it would be bad manners to punch back.

If we want to win the battle we can't just rely on other people to do the fighting. Stand up for your beliefs even if it means you don't get a second helping of pot roast.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)

200 And if you're selling a gray kid cereal (b/c that's its natural color), you can call it "Spooky" or "Ghostly"...and come up with something to fit as a mascot.

This was never hard to go to natural or no dyes.

Posted by: Nova Local


Or you can serve eggs and bacon instead. I know, but you get my point here.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 12:00 PM (OUMaO)

201 Family dinners build character and prepare you for life. My parents were fond of what I called Strange Vegetables which made my young life a living hell. Rutabegas, turnips, kohlrabi, anything odd and preferably bitter would find its way to my plate.

My rule was that you had to try it but you didn't have to eat more than that. This removed the fight and my kids accepted a lot of veggies young because they were open to the experience.

Went out to dinner with my sister once and she was stunned that my kids ate salad and whatever vegetable they ordered with dinner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 12:00 PM (ExV1e)

202 And if you're selling a gray kid cereal (b/c that's its natural color), you can call it "Spooky" or "Ghostly"...and come up with something to fit as a mascot.

This was never hard to go to natural or no dyes.
Posted by: Nova Local


Ghostberry Crunch!
Frankenberry!
Mummy's Breakfast!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:00 PM (Z7Mnq)

203 192 gray food doesn't sound good
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 11:58 AM (ZxPkt)

Fresh and frozen fruits and veg are never gray.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 12:00 PM (tOcjL)

204 Food you hate. Take one bite. Throw up on the dinner table and you never have to eat it sgain.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 12:01 PM (+nEug)

205 Prayers up for Mr. T and you, Tecumseh, I hope that all goes well.

TXMOME dinners are superlative, thanks to Ben Had and the wonderful morons and 'ettes who work their magic in the kitchen and on the grill. Now I am salivating here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 12:01 PM (0nHVk)

206 Railing against family meal time seems like a weird obsession…. Like who cares??

I'm guessing it's people whose relationships with family were screwed up (regardless of who the guilty party was). It fits the pattern.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 10, 2026 12:01 PM (OUMaO)

207 A quick run through young women on Tic-Toc one might think that moral order is the same one from Caligula.

Posted by: Ripley


Most women on Tik Toc have been run through.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:01 PM (Z7Mnq)

208 My BIL, the professor of atmospheric chemistry and big Warmenista, and I have an unspoken rule when eating at family get togethers. We each get to briefly mock the other's views on AGW, and then, preliminaries accomplished, we move on to other things.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)

209 >>>Mom."Why do you put salt on your food before you taste it?"
Me. "Because Dad does it".
Dad. "You don't put enough salt in it."

And so it starts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas,

>I've seen people completely lose their shit if you season their food. You see, it's already perfectly seasoned and your innocent gesture of a sprinkle of salt is assault and an insult to their vanity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 12:02 PM (M9gjJ)

210 In addition, his wife is Indian, a minority, which undercuts a lot of the racism stuff at the same time.

Hasn’t stopped them from making it an article of faith that Clarence Thomas is going to ban his own marriage.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:03 PM (3cXfB)

211 they say it's for animals' welfare
short legs, pug noses, that sort of thing
in reality, it's pandering for muslim votes

Sounds like they are contemplating banning the British bulldog and Corgis.
Posted by: Anna Puma


To be replaced by a run thru goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:03 PM (Z7Mnq)

212 195 Railing against family meal time seems like a weird obsession…. Like who cares??

I have very fond memories of family meals growing up. The only bad memory: one time my mom insisted I eat a small portion of some summer squash stew she made. I did not like and dug in my heals… the standoff lasted a few hours. I eventually lost 😂
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 11:59 AM (TngJr)

This was my youth to age 8 with a parent who also couldn't cook. Needless to say, I learned to cook at 11 with the brand new Food Network and made all family dinners with my sis by 12. Everyone was much happier about family dinners afterward.

With my kids, I have NEVER made them eat something, thanks to my youth, and always had alternate dinner of PBJ and fruit if you just couldn't do dinner. So, my kids love family dinner and have a better mental state with it.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 12:03 PM (tOcjL)

213
But it, I think, stems from a female desire to preserve the moral order. Partisan women can get really worked up to hate on a political figure they're supposed to hate if improper sex is involved.
==
Zoom call fapping, intern banging, and tentacle porn say otherwise. Its all in-group out-group social credit. The vast majority of lefty chicks are herd animals. They want to be part of their group no matter what the group is doing. And the closer to the core of the group the better. Its a survival instinct gone wrong.

Posted by: Its a joke now. But wait... at March 10, 2026 12:03 PM (EnKFk)

214 My BIL, the professor of atmospheric chemistry and big Warmenista, and I have an unspoken rule when eating at family get togethers. We each get to briefly mock the other's views on AGW, and then, preliminaries accomplished, we move on to other things.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)


Does he take a pro-Russia position?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 12:03 PM (ExV1e)

215 204 Food you hate. Take one bite. Throw up on the dinner table and you never have to eat it sgain.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 12:01 PM (+nEug)

Did that to my IHM teacher nun in the 1st grade in front of the whole class.

Changed her 30 year teaching rule that day.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 12:04 PM (tOcjL)

216 Sounds like they are contemplating banning the British bulldog and Corgis.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026

I wish them luck with the Corgi thing, especially since the logic is not applicable to Corgis. They, if well bred, do not suffer the genetic issues trying to be avoided (hurt backs).

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 12:04 PM (LaC4U)

217 210 In addition, his wife is Indian, a minority, which undercuts a lot of the racism stuff at the same time.

Hasn’t stopped them from making it an article of faith that Clarence Thomas is going to ban his own marriage.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:03 PM (3cXfB)

======

There is a difference between what leftists scream at each other and what they can convince soft-partisans of.

Clarence Thomas married to a white woman is in the weeds stuff.

"The GOP presidential candidate is a racist, even though he has a brown wife," is the kind of stuff that actually gets to the less perennially online in the lead up to an election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:04 PM (GBKbO)

218 Does he take a pro-Russia position?

I can't remember ever discussing it with him.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

219 204 Food you hate. Take one bite. Throw up on the dinner table and you never have to eat it sgain.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 12:01 PM (+nEug)


This would be effective for sure! lol

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 12:05 PM (LaC4U)

220
gray food doesn't sound good
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 11:58 AM (ZxPkt)



Kaboom gave it the old college try.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 12:05 PM (2Bx2b)

221 The Muslim left is already against dogs...
Posted by: Nova Local
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the British gov't is considering enacting breed purity laws that may ban as many as 67 breeds of dogs

they say it's for animals' welfare
short legs, pug noses, that sort of thing
in reality, it's pandering for muslim votes
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 11:57 AM (ZxPkt)
_________

Lotsa rage-bait on this topic. The "67 breeds" comes from a voluntary initiative aimed at breeders. It's not a dog ban or even proposed dog ban. It's basically a database and breed tool that identifies potential health issues in various breed combinations. There is evidence that breeding and cross-breeding frenzy has created dog breeds with physical and health issues. This was designed to address that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

222 Cheerwine + root beer = cheerbeer?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Better then root wine, I suppose

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2026 12:06 PM (a+4eV)

223 All showered and shaved, waiting for a friend to come by so we can go to Hacker's Grill for breakfast. They do a good breakfast there, and it's not expensive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:06 PM (8zz6B)

224 GOP presidential candidate is a racist, even though he has a brown wife,"

Yknow who else had a braun wife?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 12:06 PM (Kt19C)

225 If I recall correctly, Rubio lost favor because he was Captain Amnesty. He may have changed or he's could be playing the long game.

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (EcHpA)

226 In addition, his wife is Indian, a minority, which undercuts a lot of the racism stuff at the same time.

Hasn’t stopped them from making it an article of faith that Clarence Thomas is going to ban his own marriage.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:03 PM (3cXfB)

======

There is a difference between what leftists scream at each other and what they can convince soft-partisans of.

Clarence Thomas married to a white woman is in the weeds stuff.

"The GOP presidential candidate is a racist, even though he has a brown wife," is the kind of stuff that actually gets to the less perennially online in the lead up to an election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:04 PM (GBKbO)
_____

"Evil white slave owners fucked their brown slaves too"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (iFTx/)

227 Lotsa rage-bait on this topic. The "67 breeds" comes from a voluntary initiative aimed at breeders. It's not a dog ban or even proposed dog ban. It's basically a database and breed tool that identifies potential health issues in various breed combinations. There is evidence that breeding and cross-breeding frenzy has created dog breeds with physical and health issues. This was designed to address that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

No reason for government to be involved at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (8zz6B)

228 If the government gets involved, all the good intentions of protecting dogs goes out the window.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (2GVsD)

229 Blind people don't know what color food is.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (+nEug)

230 The best gray foo? Sawmill gravy.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (77rzZ)

231 Throw up on the dinner table and you never have to eat it sgain.

Just ask Doc and Festus.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 12:08 PM (Kt19C)

232 226
"Evil white slave owners fucked their brown slaves too"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (iFTx/)

======

The point is that the anti-Vance narratives will just have less fire and less broad support on the left.

The hard left and dedicated Partisans will keep it up. Vance will be trying to break down their doors to rape them every night.

But the ones who don't pay as much attention? "Vance? That guy? Really? Nah, I'm not going to protest over him being a sexual predator."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

233 "gray food," I meant.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

234 If I recall correctly, Rubio lost favor because he was Captain Amnesty. He may have changed or he's could be playing the long game.

That is correct, and why I would never choose him for the GOP nom. It was a very ill-advised effort to quickly catapult himself to statesman status, but showed a devastating lack of both political acumen and ethics.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)

235 And it looks like I sold my Canadian junior oil shares at the peak of the recent price bump brought on the oil panic. I am pleased.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:09 PM (8zz6B)

236 If I recall correctly, Rubio lost favor because he was Captain Amnesty. He may have changed or he's could be playing the long game.

Someone noted recently that Vance has spoken about the Great Replacement and they think that will be a driver in the 2028 election. The media of course will probably be at “and it’s good that it’s happening” by then.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (3cXfB)

237 Lotsa rage-bait on this topic. The "67 breeds" comes from a voluntary initiative aimed at breeders. It's not a dog ban or even proposed dog ban. It's basically a database and breed tool that identifies potential health issues in various breed combinations. There is evidence that breeding and cross-breeding frenzy has created dog breeds with physical and health issues. This was designed to address that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

No reason for government to be involved at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:07 PM (8zz6B)
_________

Government shouldn't be involved in animal welfare?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

238 New one:

CNN Story Valorizes Islamic Terror Bombers, Then CNN Claims It Was Just a Mistaken Tweet

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

239 The drinks are on AOP!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (+nEug)

240 Speaking of Vance, when is the baby due?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:11 PM (77rzZ)

241 Nude filthy Muslim bomb-throwing twinks

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

242 193
‘ A quick run through young women on Tic-Toc one might think that moral order is the same one from Caligula.’

I read that and it makes me even more convinced that women are crying out to men to impose a moral order.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (jbnUc)

243 @AvaFlanell_
·
23h
Today, the Colorado Capitol recognized International Women’s Day with a resolution, but one thing stood out to me: Republican women legislators were not invited to participate or contribute to this.

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (ZxPkt)

244 JD VANCE FORCES HIS WIFE TO KNEEL AND CALL HIM SAHEEB!!!!

Posted by: Rachel Maddcow at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (EnKFk)

245
New one:

CNN Story Valorizes Islamic Terror Bombers, Then CNN Claims It Was Just a Mistaken Tweet
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)



CNN and the rest of the MFM are a bunch of pussies. Say something outrageously anti-American and then when normal people push back, make excuses "oops, mistaken tweet", "some say" etc.

Fucking pansies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (2Bx2b)

246 >>Blind people don't know what color food is.

But even a blind man knows when the sun is shining.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:15 PM (viF8m)

247 God I hope Trump cures cancer so the left will do the meme.

Or walks on water.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 11:37 AM


Trump can't swim!

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (4NO2D)

248
@AvaFlanell_
·
23h
Today, the Colorado Capitol recognized International Women’s Day with a resolution, but one thing stood out to me: Republican women legislators were not invited to participate or contribute to this.
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (ZxPkt)



Reminds me of the infamous incident where some Hollywood organization advertised some event for African-Americans in the movie industry. Charlize Theron showed up, and was chagrined when they wouldn't let her in the door, despite the fact that she's more African than 99% of Hollywood.

Beautiful woman, but profoundly stupid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (2Bx2b)

249
When I was in junior high, pizza consisted of an opened hamburger bun with tomato sauce and two slices of American cheese on it, baked long enough to melt the cheese. It was still way better than what was depicted in photos of Michelle Obama's fraudulent healthy lunches.

I had the impression in junior high that the cafeteria staff didn't like us much, and would put out the cheapest crap they could get away with. They got in trouble eventually for things like the fake pizza. The Obama Lunches program encouraged cafeteria staff to wallow in their worst tendencies. I wouldn't be surprised if the staff pocketed some money.

Obama lunches were to food as Obamacare was to actual health insurance.

Posted by: Da Waw Of Da Woilds at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (azNOR)

250 REMOTELY CATCH CHEATING SPOUSE
----------

Get help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (XeU6L)

251 When I was in junior high, pizza consisted of an opened hamburger bun with tomato sauce and two slices of American cheese on it, baked long enough to melt the cheese. It was still way better than what was depicted in photos of Michelle Obama's fraudulent healthy lunches.


I would blame a staffer for coming up with her entire scheme but its so bad and stupid that only someone in charge would have let it through.

And the funniest part? Leftists are now saying "you hated Michele Obama for saying the same things as RFK!"

Um... she didn't even begin to say anything remotely similar beyond "kids should eat healthy." A statement so self evident that its insulting to even bring up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (PYyV9)

252 JD VANCE FORCES HIS WIFE TO KNEEL AND CALL HIM SAHEEB!!!!
Posted by: Rachel Maddcow


BASED

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (PYyV9)

253 We often talk about the memories we have of big family gatherings around the table- priceless. While we are empty nesters, we still eat at the table and I bring out the good stuff for Sunday dinner, why not.
We also as kids ate what Mom cooked or was brought home. Mom was not going to cook a separate meal for each of us, nor would we have asked that. We are glad when parents hold to the you eat what is made rather than be short order cooks.

Posted by: Hyacinth at March 10, 2026 02:58 PM (ryp7h)

254 Oh, I just had the yearly reoccurrence nightmare of my ugly family dinners. Dad was a weakling, married a single mother with a child in 1946. He never protected me from my sadistic mother who insisted I eat her tasteless, horrid, mashed potatoes.

I hate food cooked to mush. I hate mashed potatoes. India restaurants should be wiped out with artillery and carpet bombing. (And Nukes.)

When I was 9-10 years old, the Sunday dinner always turned into a horror. Lots of tasty food but my mother insisted I eat her mashed potatoes. Made me gag. Dad never defended me.

One Sunday I secretly threw the crap on the floor. Even the dog would not eat it. Mom found the mashed potatoes on the floor. Rather that seeing this as a cry of revulsion and pain, she doubled down on forcing me to eat the gagging mashed potatoes from then on.

Sixty years later we have a weakly telephone call she always says she loves me at the end. I never say I love her back. I am going to her 100th year birthday at the end of the month. I still will not say I love her. I hate mashed potatoes. She made me gag on them.

Posted by: FlimFlamed at March 11, 2026 12:46 AM (Eaklp)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Rubens St George.jpg

St. George and a Dragon
Peter Paul Rubens

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 I have a thirst for first

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Z7Mnq)

3 By, George, this is Art!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)

4 Apparently I can't punctuate, either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)

5 Chick in back just had the Big "O".

"He's so dreamy'l

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Z7Mnq)

6 Dragon using a dental pick to remove the previous human meal from between it's teeth.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

7 This Rubens guy is pretty talented.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

8 I DID NOT know Pee Wee Herman could paint.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:33 AM (Z7Mnq)

9 I didn't know Peewee Herman could paint

Posted by: Halfhand at March 10, 2026 09:33 AM (TVV/Z)

10 lol. Horde mind

Posted by: Halfhand at March 10, 2026 09:33 AM (TVV/Z)

11 Too flowy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 09:33 AM (A5RD0)

12 This is nicely done, but then wasn't by some Impressionist

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 09:33 AM (EtnSa)

13 The gal St. George is rescuing from the dragon is definitely Rubensesque, although she's wearing more clothes than is typical.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (BHrzb)

14 Someone needs to get AI to replace St. George's face with President Trump's.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (ESVrU)

15 Is George wearing Russian Dressing?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (w9Wax)

16 lol. Horde mind
Posted by: Halfhand



LOL 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (Z7Mnq)

17 Praise to the horse he ride in on.

Fits in my decor

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (+nEug)

18 Might have been better if it was by Peter Paul Mounds. Tastier, anyway.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (JRP2U)

19 Those ain't yer hipster Birkenstocks

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 10, 2026 09:35 AM (b2qGx)

20 I like it!

Needs a big wall in an important room
This is no 'hang in the den by the old la-z-boy' painting!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:35 AM (Suwql)

21 Intense! Flowing cloths, flowing manes, tails, and helmet accoutrements!

Mr. Edward looks like he got a perm!

Love everything about it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 09:35 AM (DgMqy)

22 Hmm. Seems like odd footwear for riding.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:36 AM (XuXeR)

23 What is that on top of St. George's helmet?

Posted by: dantesed at March 10, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

24 Weird-looking dragon.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

25 Has CBD done Dante's Inferno inspired art?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 09:36 AM (GBKbO)

26 Is George wearing Russian Dressing?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM


Well, it is a Reubens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Wnv9h)

27 Would like to see this in person to get a better idea of what's going under the horse. Looks like odd limbs and eyes. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Suwql)

28 I enjoy the continued debate as to whether dragons were real.

Mostly on, "well why do they appear so much in writings/paintings/etc.?"

Of course, there are a bunch of medieval drawings of people fighting giant human-sized snails, so ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:37 AM (HXT0k)

29 Without looking it up, I figure that the lamb is supposed to represent Jesus. I don't know who the lady is. The church? Strong depiction. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (PFs9e)

30 And I can't spell today, either.

I'll just sit over here away from the keyboard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (Wnv9h)

31 RMBS, well done !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (+nEug)

32 I like the expression on St. George's face.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (jtM2q)

33 I think Pee Wee Herman was Paul "Peter Puffer" Reubens

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (b2qGx)

34 What is that on top of St. George's helmet?"

Now where did that little bastard go?

/St George

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (XuXeR)

35 28 I enjoy the continued debate as to whether dragons were real.

Mostly on, "well why do they appear so much in writings/paintings/etc.?"

Of course, there are a bunch of medieval drawings of people fighting giant human-sized snails, so ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:37 AM (HXT0k)

======

Well, people didn't invent the imagination until 1947, so it stands to reason that everything displayed before that in art was just fact.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (GBKbO)

36 The dragon didn't get to the rapey part yet

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (EtnSa)

37 "St. George would not have worn plate armor! That makes this painting inaccurate to reality! It is trash!"
-fun at parties

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 09:39 AM (GBKbO)

38 is that pteri?

Posted by: cmeat at March 10, 2026 09:39 AM (R11M+)

39 Is George wearing Russian Dressing?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

It would be appropriate. St. George is one of the patron saints of Russia.

An image of him slaying the dragon is the city crest of Moscow.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

40 Of course, there are a bunch of medieval drawings of people fighting giant human-sized snails, so ...."

And sword carrying rabbits. They were smoking something...

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:39 AM (XuXeR)

41 Colorful

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:39 AM (GOmDb)

42 RMBS, well done !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM


It was a good set-up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 09:39 AM (Wnv9h)

43 It's the summer of George

Posted by: Costanza at March 10, 2026 09:40 AM (HcoTw)

44 St. George needs to take his duties a little more seriously. Showing up to slay a dragon wearing shower flip flops.

I mean, really!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:40 AM (Z7Mnq)

45 >> I enjoy the continued debate as to whether dragons were real.

Mostly on, "well why do they appear so much in writings/paintings/etc.?"


Somewhat related: recommend reading Matthew Reilly's" Great Zoo of China." Fun adventure.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:40 AM (Suwql)

46 What's the deal with the lamb?

Posted by: farquad at March 10, 2026 09:41 AM (CFMhl)

47 The dragon was angry that day my friends

Posted by: Costanza at March 10, 2026 09:41 AM (HcoTw)

48 Mid Morning shart thread

Posted by: GigantorX at March 10, 2026 09:41 AM (vBmUW)

49 This picture might work best in a nursery.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 09:41 AM (GPa4z)

50 a rediscovered Rubens "Crucifixion" sold for $2.7 million in late 2025, but that was a smaller, long-lost work; top-tier Rubens can reach $20–50+ million or more at major houses like Christie's or Sotheby's

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:41 AM (HXT0k)

51 >>Is George wearing Russian Dressing?


>>Well, it is a Reubens.


LOL, corny!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:41 AM (Suwql)

52 A George devided against itself cannot stand.

Posted by: Costanza at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (HcoTw)

53 I enjoy the continued debate as to whether dragons were real.

Mostly on, "well why do they appear so much in writings/paintings/etc.?"


Somewhat related: recommend reading Matthew Reilly's" Great Zoo of China." Fun adventure.
Posted by: Lizzy



Interestingly, we can find dinosaur skeletons from 220 million years ago, but we can't find one "dragon" skeleton with wings from 800 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (Z7Mnq)

54 The dragon was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

55 I enjoy the continued debate as to whether dragons were real.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

The speculation I've seen is that they found the bones of dinosaurs and other large prehistoric animals and came up with the idea of dragons from those.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

56 > What's the deal with the lamb?
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It's what's for dinner...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (jtM2q)

57 44 steel toed flipflops.

Posted by: cmeat at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)

58 It's pretty impressive, but Beowulf killed a dragon AND teo monsters. And he was rich. And a king. And had a boat...

Posted by: Hot Blonde in the background at March 10, 2026 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

59 The horse is a walking advertisement for Mane and Tail.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 10, 2026 09:44 AM (NgqoH)

60 I think there was a thought that our ancestors found fossilized dinosaurs and things just grew from there.

Whatever. With how NYC is going, I'm sure NYU will soon be offering a Dragon Theory degree.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:44 AM (UYhQc)

61 And sword carrying rabbits. They were smoking something...
---
I suggest that some humans intentionally consumed ergot.

I mean, you have a whole winter of shivering in your dark, damp, dirty hovel, why not spend it tripping balls?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:45 AM (HXT0k)

62 Meh, I've killed dragons before.

Posted by: DIO at March 10, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw)

63 The question is we know dragons are not real, so what creature was George really slaying?

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 09:46 AM (EtnSa)

64 St. George needs to take his duties a little more seriously. Showing up to slay a dragon wearing shower flip flops.

I mean, really!
Posted by: rickb223

I see that you're aggreaved by his attire.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

65 That's a weird looking dragon.

Posted by: dantesed at March 10, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)

66 Nice and dramatic.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2026 09:47 AM (CHHv1)

67
“Children don’t need to be told that dragons exist, they already know. They need to be told dragons can be killed.”

Posted by: From G.K. Chesterton at March 10, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

68 St. George needs to take his duties a little more seriously. Showing up to slay a dragon wearing shower flip flops.

I mean, really!
Posted by: rickb223

I see that you're aggreaved by his attire.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ

Come for the art, stay for the dad jokes!

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:47 AM (UYhQc)

69 Some smooth brains in England were claiming that England's patron saint St. George was Turkish, and therefore a muslim. He was a Greek living in Anatolia, which used to be Christian (and mostly Greek) before colonization by the Turks. They don't teach history anymore apparently.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 09:48 AM (Dv3i1)

70 St George is just preparing to RUB THE BELLY!

That’s right! It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Whoohoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 09:48 AM (A5RD0)

71 I don't get symbolism.

At least there's no cherubs. Dastardly things.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:48 AM (aTgV0)

72 War sandals! Who needs crocs?

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 09:48 AM (o5jAD)

73 The Cossack and Tiger picture last week made me think of George and the Dragon. I hadn't seen this painting before. I probably need a bigger screen to view this on.

And I would hardly call the lady in the background "Rubenesque."

Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 09:49 AM (PMi3m)

74 "Chick in back just had the Big "O".

"He's so dreamy'l
Posted by: rickb223"


Oh yeah.

He's definitely getting laid after this.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:49 AM (aTgV0)

75 Trippy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)

76 A masterpiece. Where do I go to jack this work in a hollywood heist?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:49 AM (M9gjJ)

77 The question is we know dragons are not real, so what creature was George really slaying?
Posted by: Skip


His mother in law.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:50 AM (Z7Mnq)

78 How would you classify Rubens? Baroque or Rococo? Either way, there's just too much for the eye in this painting.

YMMV. I'm just an asshole commenter on a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 09:50 AM (ufSfZ)

79 I like it. Would hang.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 09:51 AM (qFwJc)

80 Come for the art, stay for the dad jokes!
Posted by: Taylor

I was telling dad jokes when I was a kid.

My family called them "midnight jokes," because they were only fit to be told at midnight, when nobody was awake to hear them.

And hi. Good to see you.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

81 And I would hardly call the lady in the background "Rubenesque."
Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 09:49 AM (PMi3m)

After zooming in for a better look, I stand corrected. She would definitely attract Sir Mix-a-Lot's attention.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (PMi3m)

82 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. St George. The patron Saint of tankers everywhere.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (2WIwB)

83 Ferocious energy in this scene!

I thought the legend was labeled "St. George and THE Dragon"? This title implies there are more dragons lurking out there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

84 I was telling dad jokes when I was a kid.

My family called them "midnight jokes," because they were only fit to be told at midnight, when nobody was awake to hear them.

And hi. Good to see you.

Posted by: Bulg

Hahaha

Good seeing you too! I think I saw awhile back that you are recovering? Is your health OK?

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:53 AM (UYhQc)

85 Hey, MP4. Good to see you, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

86 I think there was a thought that our ancestors found fossilized dinosaurs and things just grew from there.
---
I started to watch that new Jurassic World movie over the weekend.

Holy crap is it bad.

I was rooting for the dinos to eat that stupid, stupid family as soon as they were introduced.
I hated them so, so much; not a single redeeming quality.
Yet, time and time and time again, they survive.

While the "highly-trained military" folks die stupidly all over the place.

I gave up watching it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:54 AM (HXT0k)

87 Good morning, Mr Poppins

I’m with you. It’s too busy. It’s kind of loud and obnoxious. But I guess that’s the point. Chaos. Noise. Power.

Blech.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 09:54 AM (A5RD0)

88 #67. I've always liked that quote.

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at March 10, 2026 09:54 AM (yBGaa)

89 The question is we know dragons are not real, so what creature was George really slaying?
Posted by: Skip


Well, you never see river otters in England, anymore...

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 09:54 AM (o5jAD)

90 The dragon was known as "Karen" to her family

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 09:55 AM (d5KoL)

91 The lady is the priestess of the Temple of the demon. She is the one that selected young girls for the annual sacrifice to the dragon. She converts to Christianity. St. George slays the dragon with a spear which the near the tip there is a fragment of the True Cross given to him by the Pope.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 09:55 AM (qFwJc)

92 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 10, 2026 09:55 AM (p8iTN)

93 83 Ferocious energy in this scene!

I thought the legend was labeled "St. George and THE Dragon"? This title implies there are more dragons lurking out there.
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The dragon was a crocodile.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 09:57 AM (pZ64F)

94 Good morning, Mr Poppins

I’m with you. It’s too busy. It’s kind of loud and obnoxious. But I guess that’s the point. Chaos. Noise. Power.

Blech.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 09:54 AM (A5RD0)


And good morning to you, dear lady. I'm popping in and out, because I can't concentrate on my writing. Maybe I need some stronger tea. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 09:58 AM (ufSfZ)

95 23 What is that on top of St. George's helmet?
Posted by: dantesed at March 10, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

I think it is a rooster.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 09:58 AM (PMi3m)

96 I understand the going rate for slaying a dragon is half a kingdom plus marriage to a beautiful princess.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:58 AM (ESVrU)

97 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 09:58 AM (pZ64F)

98 What is that on top of St. George's helmet?
Posted by: dantesed at March 10, 2026


***
He's been named the king for the next Bacchus parade. He's trying out his crown and headdress.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

99 Ancient humans:
If we can't domesticate it, we will eradicate any threat.

Modern humans:
The howl of the wild wolf is so romantic, let's bring them back!

Meaning, we couldn't domesticate dragons.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:59 AM (HXT0k)

100 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:59 AM (UYhQc)

101 Meaning, we couldn't domesticate dragons.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:59 AM (HXT0k)
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We can't domesticate zebras, but they're still around.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 10:00 AM (ESVrU)

102 Even the sheep wants to get in on the action.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 10:00 AM (JkO4W)

103 Busy art. But good. The look on the maiden's face was primo.

I was struck by the lack of leg armor on St. George. That spear may not be a stand-off weapon to a dragon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 10:00 AM (u82oZ)

104 That is a fucked up dragon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 10, 2026 10:01 AM (xcxpd)

105 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 10:01 AM (u82oZ)

106 Thanks for the art.

Have a great day, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2026 10:01 AM (u82oZ)

107 Okay, so the dragon is upside down, and it's trying to pull St. George's spear out of its brain while the knight prepares the killing stroke.

That's one hell of a brave (or at least super-well-trained) horse, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

108 46 What's the deal with the lamb?
Posted by: farquad at March 10, 2026 09:41 AM (CFMhl)

Best roasted with some mint jelly and small potatoes. Rosemary is probably the best seasoning for it.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 10:01 AM (PMi3m)

109 Good seeing you too! I think I saw awhile back that you are recovering? Is your health OK?
Posted by: Taylor

Yeah, I finally got all my tests and procedures done. I had a colonoscopy a couple weeks ago, along with an endoscopy, and everything came back clean.

I was having bouts of vomiting. Turns out that, due to my diabetes, I have developed this condition called gastroparesis, in which my stomach empties more slowly than normal, thus causing me to vomit if I eat too much. So I have to eat smaller portions, slowly, and chew my food thoroughly when I eat. As long as I do that, I'm good.

Sorry if that's TMI.

But, yes, I'm feeling better overall.

And today I'm going to call my formerly-estranged sister again, since it's her birthday. Wish me luck that the call goes well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

110 St George has been working those triceps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 10:02 AM (JkO4W)

111 We can't domesticate zebras, but they're still around.
---
1) they're not a threat
2) If they were native to Europe, they'd have been domesticated. Not as horses, more of a different type of mule.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 10:02 AM (HXT0k)

112 YMMV. I'm just an asshole commenter on a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 09:50 AM


I thought that was TJM?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

113 Ukrainians sparing soldiers to fight in another war?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 10:02 AM (aTgV0)

114 The lady has one hell of an adam's apple

Posted by: night lifted at March 10, 2026 10:03 AM (kJmLc)

115 St George is just preparing to RUB THE BELLY!

That’s right! It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Whoohoo!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026


***
Every day is that for my Dagny La Siberienne.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

116 A guy who wears open-toed boots into battle is a guy you don't want to mess with.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 10:03 AM (JkO4W)

117 Gwen Stefani is persona non grata.

Stefani recently found herself in hot water over her decision to partner with the popular American “prayer and Bible study” app Hallow, which is anti-abortion and counts major Trump donor – and PayPal founder – Peter Thiel among its investors. Its other prominent celebrity backers include two of Hollywood’s most famous Christians, Mark Wahlberg and Chris Pratt.

After Stefani shared a video encouraging her fans to download the app and join its Lent prayer challenge – “Hey everyone, I just got my ashes, and I’m ready for Lent… Check it out. God bless,” she gushed – her more liberally minded followers went into meltdown. “This ‘Maga makeover’ thing is really gross,” one wrote on Instagram, while another said Stefani’s “pandering to the racist rednecks in this country is really disappointing to see.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)

118
And I would hardly call the lady in the background "Rubenesque."
Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026


***
She's got some chunky forearms, though. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)

119 This is all Zelensky's fault.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 10, 2026 09:55 AM (p8iTN)

Total bastard on the take

Posted by: night lifted at March 10, 2026 10:04 AM (kJmLc)

120 And today I'm going to call my formerly-estranged sister again, since it's her birthday. Wish me luck that the call goes well.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

I'm happy you're doing better!

Your call will go well. Families come together. So wonderful that you are both repairing that relationship.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 10:04 AM (UYhQc)

121 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

How's it going, Dude?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

122 Shower thought- if dragon were spelled with a j instead of a d, would it change the pronunciation?

Dragon.

Jragon.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 10:05 AM (PMi3m)

123 Cripes...


As if Gwen Stefani couldn't get any awesomer...

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 10:05 AM (aTgV0)

124 A guy who wears open-toed boots into battle is a guy you don't want to mess with.
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I like seeing the vids of the dirka-dirkas doing their usual and they're wearing their "safety sandals."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 10:06 AM (HXT0k)

125 At this angle, St. George's face looks like that Hangover actor, Zack Whatever-it-is . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)

126 I read that as Ditka-Ditkas.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 10:07 AM (aTgV0)

127 Shower thought- if dragon were spelled with a j instead of a d, would it change the pronunciation?

Dragon.

Jragon.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026 10:05 AM (PMi3m)

Dunno. But if you also swap the r and the a, you get jargon. I know - spooky!

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 10, 2026 10:08 AM (JRP2U)

128 I understand the going rate for slaying a dragon is half a kingdom plus marriage to a beautiful princess.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026


***
After the king croaks, then, St. G. will have the entire kingdom!

It's good to be the king!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)

129 Oh my Dog!

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 10:08 AM (aTgV0)

130 her more liberally minded followers went into meltdown. “This ‘Maga makeover’ thing is really gross,” one wrote on Instagram, while another said Stefani’s “pandering to the racist rednecks in this country is really disappointing to see.”
--

Well, God doesn't count votes to see who gets into Heaven.

Your approval or distain is irrelevant.
Just like you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 10:08 AM (HXT0k)

131 89 The question is we know dragons are not real, so what creature was George really slaying?


---------

He was slaying the local ploughmen at Open Mike Nite at the Tumbledown Dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 10:09 AM (JkO4W)

132 Real headline.

David French Claims Pro-Abortion, Pro-Trans Dem James Talarico “Acts Like a Christian”

-
The Bee's take.

Christian Living · Mar 9, 2026 · 42
David French Praises Satan As 'Most Christian Person In History'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

133 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026
*
How's it going, Dude?
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026


***
Oh, I'm functioning. Nothing like your recent (and unwelcome) excitements, though.

Still trying to figure out how I can move.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

134 Shower thought- if dragon were spelled with a j instead of a d, would it change the pronunciation?
Dragon.
Jragon.


Now try to say dragon while pronouncing the 'd' as a 'd'. Does not flow. No wonder we use a 'j'!

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 10:11 AM (o5jAD)

135 Me like. Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 10:11 AM (qBBPl)

136 After Stefani shared a video encouraging her fans to download the app and join its Lent prayer challenge – “Hey everyone, I just got my ashes, and I’m ready for Lent… Check it out. God bless,” she gushed – her more liberally minded followers went into meltdown. “This ‘Maga makeover’ thing is really gross,” one wrote on Instagram, while another said Stefani’s “pandering to the racist rednecks in this country is really disappointing to see.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026


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Gwen should simply post to these people, "Stinks to be you," and go on with her life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

137 The Left is not a unified entity, more like a competitive system of warring bureaucracies vying for dominance and control of individual fiefdoms. They hate each other’s guts, but will cooperate insofar as they can loot the Treasury.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2026 10:12 AM (wQlVI)

138 Shower thought- if dragon were spelled with a j instead of a d, would it change the pronunciation?
Dragon.
Jragon.

Now try to say dragon while pronouncing the 'd' as a 'd'. Does not flow. No wonder we use a 'j'!
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026


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Trevanian's The Eiger Sanction works so well as a straight thriller, I didn't realize he was satirizing James Bond until I hit the name of his boss: "Yurasis Dragon."

Say it aloud to get the joke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

139 "The Left is not a unified entity, more like a competitive system of warring bureaucracies vying for dominance and control of individual fiefdoms. They hate each other’s guts, but will cooperate insofar as they can loot the Treasury.
Posted by: Common Tater"

BlueSky is dying because they can't stand each other.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 10:14 AM (aTgV0)

140 I don't trust the Ukrainians. They are the reason why the war with Russia drags on.

You can't blame people for defending their nation against an invasion, especially by a country they have a negative history with. The reason the war is dragging on is because WESTERN nations keep supplying them with weapons and training. If it was just a fight between the two nations, it would have been over long ago.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 10, 2026 10:14 AM (JCZqz)

141 And now, a word from our speaker . . .

Hakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffries
America is at war, TSA agents aren’t being paid and this guy is playing golf.
Why are House Republicans continuing to support this train wreck?
Sycophants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

142 139 BlueSky is dying because they can't stand each other.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 10:14 AM (aTgV0)

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"This leftist who has been fighting the fight for the last 30 years used the wrong pronouns when talking about a trans-gendered woman. I don't care if he apologizes, deletes the post, and videos himself groveling. He's not good enough anymore. Find his home address and scream at his front door until he kills himself."
-typical response to a BlueSky post about cute puppies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

143 her more liberally minded followers went into meltdown.

With all their evil, venom, and anger, could it be that St George was slaying a liberal?

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 10:16 AM (o5jAD)

144 141 And now, a word from our speaker . . .

Hakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffries
America is at war, TSA agents aren’t being paid and this guy is playing golf.
Why are House Republicans continuing to support this train wreck?
Sycophants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

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Oh, that messaging is going to win at least 3 on the cusp senate races!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

145 I'm ready to mail in my tax return, but I can't find a paper clip to fasten the W-2 to the form!

"For want of a nail . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

146 Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 10:04 AM

We have a Taylor sighting!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 10:16 AM (kgE5c)

147 Why are House Republicans continuing to support this train wreck?
Sycophants.

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Why does Cuck Schumer support a party full of Jew-haters?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 10:17 AM (JkO4W)

148 Somewhat related: recommend reading Matthew Reilly's" Great Zoo of China." Fun adventure.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:40 AM (Suwql)

Lol, yes. Got that from an early Book Thread recommendation.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 10, 2026 10:17 AM (lFFaq)

149 would hang

YOWZA!

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2026 10:18 AM (5rh/l)

150 147
Why does Cuck Schumer support a party full of Jew-haters?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2026 10:17 AM (JkO4W)

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Because his god is the ass in the symbol of the Democrat Party, and he will supplicate to that ass no matter what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

151 Woohoo!!!
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! Be sure to rub the belly of your favorite golfing geezer!
(Yup. Stole that from nurse).
The goal today is to win enough to cover my bar bill.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB)

152 St. George and a Dragon
Peter Paul Rubens

The blue sky, dress of the woman and the sheep signs of the end of reign of terror and brighter times ahead? IDK. Anyway -

Wikipedia, in part - "It was painted in Genoa (Saint George is the patron of this city) while Rubens was in Italy to complete his artistic training on behalf of his mentor at the time, Otto van Veen. Many scholars speculate the work was originally commissioned for the Church of Sant'Ambrogio [it], which was dedicated to Saint George. If so, the commissioner never received the masterpiece, due to the artist holding on to his work until he died in 1640, where Felipe IV procured the piece. It is now in the Museo del Prado of Madrid.[1]"

Would pass hanging today's selection, but thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:19 AM (NFX2v)

153 I'm ready to mail in my tax return, but I can't find a paper clip to fasten the W-2 to the form!

"For want of a nail . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Tape? Stapler?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

154 Oh, that messaging is going to win at least 3 on the cusp senate races!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:16 AM (GBKbO)


You joke, but elections hang on cheating. I expect it to be off the charts for these midterms.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 10:19 AM (ufSfZ)

155 This is all Zelensky's fault.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 10, 2026 09:55 AM (p8iTN)


I think the CIA had a pretty big hand in this. And the US State department. And MI-6. And, probably, whatever the German and French versions are.

Zelensky is just the dancing monkey which allows the organ grinder to pick your pocket.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 10:19 AM (ExV1e)

156 Just once I’d like to hear a “famous person” in the Stefani situation say “GFY.” End of conversation. No groveling. No explanations. No apologies. Just “GFY.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 10:20 AM (ie65O)

157 391. Willowed (or whatever).

🔥 Australia grants asylum to 5 Iranian soccer players after Trump pressure. The female players had been criticized by hard-liners back home after they stood silently while the Iranian national anthem played during an Asian Cup match. (WaPo) 👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:21 AM (NFX2v)

158 I'm ready to mail in my tax return, but I can't find a paper clip to fasten the W-2 to the form!

"For want of a nail . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Tape? Stapler?
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026


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The Infernal Revenue is at pains to tell you in the instructions and even on the form *not* to staple anything together. Maybe Miss Linda has some paper clips; I don't want to buy a whole box, since I use them rarely these days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)

159 If that dragon had wheels it would be a wagon.

Posted by: The Queen at March 10, 2026 10:21 AM (CJkhs)

160 154 Oh, that messaging is going to win at least 3 on the cusp senate races!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

You joke, but elections hang on cheating. I expect it to be off the charts for these midterms.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 10:19 AM (ufSfZ)

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Weird how 2024 was able to stifle it, and in the following year we've got the DOJ Civil Rights Division suing blue states to clean up their voter rolls.

Really, cheating will be part of 2026, just like every election, but just throwing up your hands and shouting "All is lost because of the cheat" after 2024 is silly.

I suspect Dems will take the House, narrowly, but I'd be surprised if they netted a single Senate seat. They're going to lose Maine. They might keep Georgia. There's a solid chance they don't take NC. And if they nominate the radical Muslim in MI, they could lose that.

Remember, the GOP netted 2 Senate seats in 2018. And that year was a D+9 year. This year will be D+4 at the worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

161 Hi RMBS! I hope you're well.

Been a crazy two weeks here. Been splitting my time between CA and DC. Today I'm on east coast time in California which doesn't endear me to my team when they get texts from me at 6am.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 10:22 AM (UYhQc)

162 Don't staple it. Just laminate it.

They love that.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 10:22 AM (aTgV0)

163 “Hey everyone, I just got my ashes, and I’m ready for Lent… Check it out. God bless,” she gushed --- while another said Stefani’s “pandering to the racist rednecks in this country is really disappointing to see.”
____

Racist redneck?
-Pope Leo

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 10:22 AM (Dv3i1)

164 Gwen should simply post to these people, "Stinks to be you," and go on with her life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)


With an estimated net worth of $160M, she can absolutely do that. Given that she's doing a Las Vegas residency, I don't think there's a whole lot more up to her career.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 10:22 AM (ExV1e)

165 Dem. Leader Hakeem Jeffries Declines to say whether he’ll Block Pentagon Iran War Funding: "We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it"

This is proof positive we need to elect candidates farther to the left, people with courage. Angry people who have had it with the bullshit.

“I’m a bitch who loves Trump’s wars and Nazis, I won’t do a thing to stop them!” How much aipac is going to pay him to vote yes.

What a piece of shit. Mitch McConnel told us how he would vote eight years in advance. This fucker stands for only one thing--Israel.

He's Maga in Dem clothing. He insists on doing nothing for his party on constituents. Why not just step down and hide in the back like most politicians?

"We're the resistance! You have to vote for Democrats, because we're the only thing standing in the way of Fascism. Voting third party is throwing your vote away."

Israel has completely captured the Political Class in America. AIPAC need to be designated a foreign intelligence agency. Like their predecessor was.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

166 There's no real rush on the tax return. I'm due a small refund, but I'm telling them to apply it to next year's, so I will have to send a little less on my quarterly tax payments.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

167 And while I'm here, for all you classic movie fans -

Charlton Heston's Ben-Hur is coming to the big screen Easter week. Check out fathomentertainment.com to find if it's playing near you.

They will also be showing Citizen Kane and The Maltese Falcon. Gone With The Wind will play in October; I want to see it, but dread the inevitable 'this is so racist' apologia that will be appended to the showing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 10:23 AM (ufSfZ)

168 UK Appoints 'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar,' Claims It Won’t Restrict Ability to Criticize Islam

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'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar?' Hey, I'm qualified for that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

169 165 He's Maga in Dem clothing. He insists on doing nothing for his party on constituents. Why not just step down and hide in the back like most politicians?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

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A Democrat speaker is more concerned with donors than his voters?

Do these people still think the ACA helped the people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

170 enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”



Weren't they just paying idiots to stand around pretending to shovel massive amounts of snow?

Still pushing that global warming bullshit, I see.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)


For my whole life the word was "unseasonably". Now they use abnormally. In a terrorist story. Weirdo crank faggots.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 10:24 AM (JIcUn)

171 168 UK Appoints 'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar,' Claims It Won’t Restrict Ability to Criticize Islam

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'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar?' Hey, I'm qualified for that!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

So sharia enforcers.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 10:24 AM (i0Hi3)

172 "We're the resistance! You have to vote for Democrats, because we're the only thing standing in the way of Fascism. Voting third party is throwing your vote away."

**ponders**

Where have I heard that line of reasoning before?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 10:25 AM (ufSfZ)

173 I wonder what someone with an estimated net worth of $160M gives up for Lent.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

174 And while I'm here, for all you classic movie fans -

Charlton Heston's Ben-Hur is coming to the big screen Easter week. Check out fathomentertainment.com to find if it's playing near you.

They will also be showing Citizen Kane and The Maltese Falcon. Gone With The Wind will play in October; I want to see it, but dread the inevitable 'this is so racist' apologia that will be appended to the showing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026


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MP4, I don't know if you get the Movies! Channel. It's over-the-air, and you can enter your zip code to see what channel broadcasts it near you, if any:

https://www.moviestvnetwork.com/ Thursdays are Noir Day, and they run another noir film in prime time on Sunday evening. The movies appear to be uncut and are closed-captioned too.

I finally got to see Hitchcock's Lifeboat last week, for example

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:29 AM (wzUl9)

175 And I would hardly call the lady in the background "Rubenesque."
Posted by: tankdemon at March 10, 2026

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She's got some chunky forearms, though. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Stronk babushka.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 10:29 AM (Z7Mnq)

176 UK Appoints 'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar,' Claims It Won’t Restrict Ability to Criticize Islam

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. . . any more than you are already restricted, which is entirely.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:30 AM (wzUl9)

177 Peter Paul mostly used all the colors, but a little more yellow wouldn't have hurt.

Posted by: Banana Ball, FTW! at March 10, 2026 10:30 AM (oftw2)

178 Dragon looks more like a demon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 10:31 AM (8zz6B)

179 Charlton Heston's Ben-Hur is coming to the big screen Easter week. Check out fathomentertainment.com to find if it's playing near you.

They will also be showing Citizen Kane and The Maltese Falcon. Gone With The Wind will play in October; I want to see it, but dread the inevitable 'this is so racist' apologia that will be appended to the showing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I saw the original King Kong in the theater when they showed it, right before the Covid lockdown. I had seen it a zillion times on TV and thought I was inured to it, but it was genuinely scary when seen on the big screen.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

180 Zelenskyy is just a twat-waffle.

Putting aside religious implication, he's the sheep and Ukraine is the dragon.

Putin is not going to enslave you, he just wants to steal all of your shit and make you compliant. Like a good Communist.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 10:32 AM (M9gjJ)

181 This was the inspiration for that Molly Hatchet album cover.

True story...

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 10, 2026 10:32 AM (R2gO3)

182 With all his ribbons and feathers St. George looks sort of "happy" if you get my drift

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 10:32 AM (GOmDb)

183 UK Appoints 'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar,'

Wouldn't that be an "amir"?

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at March 10, 2026 10:32 AM (yYROg)

184 UK Appoints 'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar,'

If he's a simian of some sort, this Czar of Hostility could post after the Art Thread.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 10:32 AM (o5jAD)

185 181 This was the inspiration for that Molly Hatchet album cover.

True story...
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 10, 2026 10:32 AM (R2gO3)

In their Dreams.

Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2026 10:33 AM (qwype)

186 She's got some chunky forearms, though. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Stronk babushka.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026


***
Strong for carry wood!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

187 enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather

You don't even know what 'abnormally warm' is. 10,000° is abnormally warm.

Posted by: Tehran at March 10, 2026 10:35 AM (o5jAD)

188 Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Master Chief voice actor Steve Downes responds to a White House post featuring the Halo character:
"I demand that the producers of this disgusting and juvenile war porn remove my voice immediately."

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Halo isn't disgusting and juvenile war porn. It's all puppies and butterflies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

189 Dragon looks more like a demon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


See! I told you he was slaying his mother in law!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 10:36 AM (Z7Mnq)

190 His horse has a very luxurious mane. Are we sure it isn't a My Little Pony?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 10:36 AM (Riz8t)

191 Master Chief voice actor Steve Downes responds to a White House post featuring the Halo character:
"I demand that the producers of this disgusting and juvenile war porn remove my voice immediately."


Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 10:38 AM (GOmDb)

192 With all his ribbons and feathers St. George looks sort of "happy" if you get my drift
Posted by: It's me donna

His horse has a very luxurious mane. Are we sure it isn't a My Little Pony?
Posted by: Archimedes

So, St. George was the original Brony???

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

193 What's the fat chick doing with the sheep?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 10:38 AM (Kt19C)

194 Steve Downes sounds retarded.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at March 10, 2026 10:39 AM (yYROg)

195 enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather

You don't even know what 'abnormally warm' is. 10,000° is abnormally warm.
Posted by: Tehran


🎵 I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, wooah
And don't it feel good

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 10:39 AM (Z7Mnq)

196 194 Steve Downes sounds retarded.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at March 10, 2026 10:39 AM (yYROg)

I'm confused.. Is he saying Halo is disgusting and juvenile war porn or the Iran war ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 10:40 AM (GOmDb)

197 Master Chief voice actor Steve Downes responds to a White House post featuring the Halo character:
"I demand that the producers of this disgusting and juvenile war porn remove my voice immediately."



Steve, do you own the rights? No? STFU & STFD.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 10:40 AM (Z7Mnq)

198 I have a prayer request, kinda urgent.
MrTea violated a safety protocol at work on Saturday. He did not put anyone at risk, but still.
He has a meeting at 1145 EST with the big bosses.
He loves this job, and we need this job.
Please pray for him.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 10, 2026 10:41 AM (nz1sK)

199 "I demand that the producers of this disgusting and juvenile war porn remove my voice immediately."


Orrrr...

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 10:42 AM (Riz8t)

200 He loves this job, and we need this job.
Please pray for him.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 10, 2026 10:41 AM (nz1sK)

Will do....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 10:42 AM (GOmDb)

201 Prayer up, TecumsehTea.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

202 The Infernal Revenue is at pains to tell you in the instructions and even on the form *not* to staple anything together. Maybe Miss Linda has some paper clips; I don't want to buy a whole box, since I use them rarely these days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)
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Sounds like you forgot to raid your former employer's office supply cabinet when you left...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 10:44 AM (ESVrU)

203 Dragon looks more like a demon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*
See! I told you he was slaying his mother in law!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026


***
My second MIL was kinda hot, as in "Marsha Mason when she played in The Goodbye Girl." And she was funny, too.

An outlier in the MIL sweepstakes, I'm sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

204 203 My second MIL was kinda hot, as in "Marsha Mason when she played in The Goodbye Girl." And she was funny, too.

An outlier in the MIL sweepstakes, I'm sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

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My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

205 -
Sounds like you forgot to raid your former employer's office supply cabinet when you left...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026


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That was a year ago. I've used up all the stuff I absconded with!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

206
My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026


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Got to get that nice tender texture, I suppose?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

207 After giving a rim job to James Talarico yesterday, David French follows it up today, praising Satan as the "Most Christian Person In History".

https://tinyurl.com/bdf9w3h7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 10:47 AM (jMXHF)

208 My second MIL was kinda hot, as in "Marsha Mason when she played in The Goodbye Girl." And she was funny, too.

An outlier in the MIL sweepstakes, I'm sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


My late mother-in-law could've been a model when she was younger.

She was still cute as on old lady, and had a fantastic smile.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

209 206
My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026

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Got to get that nice tender texture, I suppose?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

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Do you dislike your pasta al dente? Is it too hard for your teeth? Boil for 30 minutes instead. Then you can put some canned sauce on some carb slop and call it a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

210 Sounds like the target list has expanded.

IRGC commander issues ‘shoot-to-kill’ warning as anti-regime chants echo across Iran.“Meanwhile, a Tehran resident said that Basij and IRGC forces—fearing street demonstrations that could turn violent and ahead of Khamenei’s funeral—deployed heavy weapons and armored vehicles at key locations across Tehran. The resident said it appears a new directive may have been issued to crack down on protesters.”

https://is.gd/cyY7zQ

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 10:48 AM (Riz8t)

211 deployed heavy weapons and armored vehicles at key locations across Tehran

Bombs away!

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

212 My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026

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Got to get that nice tender texture, I suppose?


The Italians call it Nil Dente.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 10:49 AM (Riz8t)

213 Do you dislike your pasta al dente? Is it too hard for your teeth? Boil for 30 minutes instead. Then you can put some canned sauce on some carb slop and call it a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026


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It's that grayish color the overcooked angel hair turns that really disturbs me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:49 AM (wzUl9)

214 My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
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Fatwa issued.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 10:50 AM (hY+PL)

215
I guess that this sort of work was Pee Wee Herman's side gig?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 10:50 AM (xG4kz)

216 214 My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
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Fatwa issued.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 10:50 AM (hY+PL)

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When we go to the MIL's house (she lives a couple of states away), Dolley always plans on buying our own groceries to cook.

For some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

217 Master Chief voice actor Steve Downes responds to a White House post featuring the Halo character:
"I demand that the producers of this disgusting and juvenile war porn remove my voice immediately."
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LMAO he's happy to cash the check to be part of the war porn that encourages kids and adults alike to kill though. It's the old "we've established what you are" joke.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 10:51 AM (JIcUn)

218 Unlike David French, Lucifer believes in G-d and fears His Judgement.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at March 10, 2026 10:51 AM (yYROg)

219 My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026

Do you dislike your pasta al dente? Is it too hard for your teeth? Boil for 30 minutes instead. Then you can put some canned sauce on some carb slop and call it a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You can get the same effect with no wait with the right pasta MRE.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 10, 2026 10:51 AM (JCZqz)

220 218 Unlike David French, Lucifer believes in G-d and fears His Judgement.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at March 10, 2026 10:51 AM (yYROg)

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He built his own throne in heaven before being cast into Hell, all pissy because God created the Son of God instead of listening to the angels.

According to Milton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

221 voice actor Steve Downes responds to a White House post featuring the Halo character:
"I demand that the producers of this disgusting and juvenile war porn remove my voice immediately."


That's very good voice acting, you sound just like a retard! We will forward your request to the Halo people immediately.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 10:52 AM (o5jAD)

222 You can get the same effect with no wait with the right pasta MRE.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 10, 2026 10:51 AM (JCZqz)
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Double entendre: MASHaroni.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 10:52 AM (hY+PL)

223
My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.


No matter how many times we adults told them to start cooking the pasta last, the scouts would do it first. A gooey and gluey mess would ensue.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 10:52 AM (xG4kz)

224 My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.
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That is passive aggressive way of saying do not come to my house for dinner even if I invite you.

Or she's Irish. Possibly and....

Posted by: AI makes everything better at March 10, 2026 10:53 AM (EnKFk)

225 Oh wait don't tell me, Halo is "the good war":

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Halo follows Master Chief (John-117) and AI companion Cortana defending humanity against the Covenant, a religious alien alliance seeking to activate ring-shaped superweapons (Halo Array) that would destroy all life.
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Oh you mean like trying to stop medieval "religious" barbarians from using nukes? Fucking imbecile.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 10:53 AM (JIcUn)

226 224 My MIL cooks pasta for 30 minutes.
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That is passive aggressive way of saying do not come to my house for dinner even if I invite you.

Or she's Irish. Possibly and....

Posted by: AI makes everything better at March 10, 2026 10:53 AM (EnKFk)

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She's just always been a terrible cook, according to Dolley.

Nice lady. Great with her grandbabies.

Can't cook for shit, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

227 That was a year ago. I've used up all the stuff I absconded with!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

Maybe a little dab of rubber cement or library paste?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 10:56 AM (8zz6B)

228 171 168 UK Appoints 'Anti-Muslim Hostility Czar,' Claims It Won’t Restrict Ability to Criticize Islam

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I am anti Muslim. Where do I apply for the hostility czar job?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 10:57 AM (u4bBv)

229 She's just always been a terrible cook, according to Dolley.

Nice lady. Great with her grandbabies.

Can't cook for shit, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Maybe she's like me...dyslexic? The box says to boil for 8 minutes, and I, uh...read it as 80?

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 10, 2026 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

230 Maybe a little dab of rubber cement or library paste?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are we still talking about overcooked pasta?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

231 Kinda-sorta like David's 'Napoleon' … but 'different' …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 10, 2026 10:57 AM (ayRl+)

232 Trumpian.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 10:57 AM (4NO2D)

233 IRGC commander issues ‘shoot-to-kill’ warning as anti-regime chants echo across Iran.“Meanwhile, a Tehran resident said that Basij and IRGC forces—fearing street demonstrations that could turn violent and ahead of Khamenei’s funeral—deployed heavy weapons and armored vehicles at key locations across Tehran. The resident said it appears a new directive may have been issued to crack down on protesters.”

https://is.gd/cyY7zQ

Khameini's funeral? Man! What a target-rich environment for an A-10 strafing run.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 10:58 AM (8zz6B)

234 Sounds like the target list has expanded.

IRGC commander issues ‘shoot-to-kill’ warning as anti-regime chants echo across Iran.“Meanwhile, a Tehran resident said that Basij and IRGC forces—fearing street demonstrations that could turn violent and ahead of Khamenei’s funeral—deployed heavy weapons and armored vehicles at key locations across Tehran. The resident said it appears a new directive may have been issued to crack down on protesters.”

https://is.gd/cyY7zQ

Posted by: Archimedes


A-10's up!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 10:58 AM (Z7Mnq)

235 That painting gets a hearty "Wow, cool!" from me!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Wow! COOL!!! at March 10, 2026 10:59 AM (dmDsy)

236 Catturd ™
@catturd2
The doomer blackpill grifters, every day ...

"Trump better do this, this, and this, OR ELSE?"

LMAO - Or else what?

Are you going to scream at the top of your lungs again, like you do everyday already 😂
9:08 AM · Mar 10, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

237 If The Blade is gonna ride out and risk his life to slay a dragon, the damsel in distress better look better than that chubby chick in the painting. Just saying.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

238 233 IRGC commander issues ‘shoot-to-kill’ warning as anti-regime chants echo across Iran.“Meanwhile, a Tehran resident said that Basij and IRGC forces—fearing street demonstrations that could turn violent and ahead of Khamenei’s funeral—deployed heavy weapons and armored vehicles at key locations across Tehran. The resident said it appears a new directive may have been issued to crack down on protesters.”

This is worrying... There are too many of the bad guys left...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 10:59 AM (GOmDb)

239 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

240 ITS MONKEY TIME

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 11:01 AM (EtnSa)

241 Are we still talking about overcooked pasta?
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

That might be sticky enough, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 11:01 AM (8zz6B)

242 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 11:01 AM (Z7Mnq)

243 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

It's an allegorical figure to represent the church. She has other concerns that your blade.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 11:01 AM (looXz)

244 The Blade is gonna ride out and risk his life to slay a dragon, the damsel in distress better look better than that chubby chick in the painting. Just saying
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Never underestimate the unbridled enthusiasm of a chubby girl.

Posted by: Older and wiser at March 10, 2026 11:01 AM (EnKFk)

245 208 my mil was in my phone as the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal. how her twins were so svelte and buxom is a mystery.

Posted by: cmeat at March 10, 2026 11:02 AM (R11M+)

246 @ 238 233 IRGC commander issues ‘shoot-to-kill’ warning as anti-regime chants echo across Iran.“Meanwhile, a Tehran resident said that Basij and IRGC forces—fearing street demonstrations that could turn violent and ahead of Khamenei’s funeral—deployed heavy weapons and armored vehicles at key locations across Tehran. The resident said it appears a new directive may have been issued to crack down on protesters.”

This is worrying... There are too many of the bad guys left...

_______________________________________________________

Agreed. If it's not going to be finished properly, it shouldn't have been started. Let's git to th' nut-cuttin', ol' son …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 10, 2026 11:03 AM (ayRl+)

247

Cool Runnings - a limerick

St. George was noted for his braggin'
About fire lizard rides in his wagon
But when snow covered the ground
In order to get around
St. George had to sleigh the dragon

Posted by: muldoon at March 10, 2026 11:04 AM (qgHp7)

248 Fun fact: In my book, the legends of western heroes slaying dragons descends from actual prehistoric history.

Giant predatory reptiles called draagyyns (the last of the dinosaurs) were the first invasive species, destroying everything. They were ultimately defeated in a cataclysmic war against the giant panda warrior caste called Xiongmao Zhanshi.

Zhanshi won the war, but paid the ultimate price: none survived. The only pandas left were the runts of the time. Pandas of today are their descendants.

The tale of the defeat of the draagyyns was so heroic and inspiring that it was adapted through time and across cultures. It gave rise to the classic man-against-dragon myth. St George and the dragon. Heracles and the hydra. Etc.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 11:05 AM (iFTx/)

The Morning Report — 3/10/26

GoodnightGracie.jpg

Good morning kids. Regardless of one's feelings about attacking Iran the one salient point that most people miss and the Democrat Left and other fifth columnists of the fourth estate and elsewhere, here at home are desperate to ignore or otherwise explain away is that Iran has been at war with us for 47 years, thank you Jimmy Carter and by extension Clinton, Obama, Biden and the insane traitorous Foggy Bottom-dwellers.

Over decades, they killed and wounded thousands of Americans by bombing U.S. embassies, barracks, and bases in the Middle East—without directly confronting the American military. For years, they sent lethal shaped charge IEDs to the Shiite insurgents to slaughter and maim thousands of Americans in Iraq and to the Taliban to do the same in Afghanistan. . . their massive acquisitions of air, land, and sea weapons and the empowering of terrorists, coupled with their passive-aggressive claims to victimhood, both scared and enticed President Obama into dropping sanctions. Soon, he was apologizing for supposed past sins and nocturnally sending them millions of dollars in Danegeld.

But worse by far, Obama thought he had squared the circle of neutralizing the supposed Middle Eastern Iranian juggernaut by envisioning it as an empathetic victim—and eventual friend if not ally. . . When Trump and Netanyahu are out of office, they dream of using their oil to rearm and resume their role as Chinese and Russian proxies, eventually getting the bomb, and the second time around, perhaps using it. Theocratic Iran, in its fantasies, still believes that if it ever destroyed Israel with a bomb or two, the world, especially given the recrudescence of Western antisemitism, would be appalled—for a day or two. Then it would resume business with it. And with a dozen or so deterrent nuclear-tipped missiles, the Iranian ritual boilerplate of crazed pronouncements would follow of supposedly welcoming a nuclear pathway to an eternal virginal Paradise.

Excellent observations as usual by lurker extraordinaire and Ace cruelty fanboi numero uno Prof. Victor Davis Hanson.

And of course, while the Iranian mullah-ocracy has been waging war against us for 47 years lest we forget that its driving force Islam has been waging a war of conquest against the entire world for nearly 1,500 years and regardless of the outcome this time around in Iran, please God the Muallahs are removed and a benign if not sane government and society are restored sans Islam, the latter will never stop in its eternal crusade to conquer the world.

So with the world's attention on Iran, we have had several Islamic attacks around the globe including right here in America in NYC.

Two Muslims threw IEDs at protesters against the Islamization of New York. The media is pushing the usual narrative that they were ‘radicalized’ and support ISIS.

There was also a bombing at the U.S. Embassy in Oslo. . . And there was another explosion outside a synagogue in Belgium. . .

. . . Now let’s go back to that pattern thing. If there had been an explosion outside a mosque, if two Christian men had thrown IEDs at a Muslim rally and if a bomb had gone off outside a Muslim country’s embassy in the wake of a mass shooting at a Muslim restaurant… the media would spot the pattern and broadcast it as loudly as it could. Instead anyone who does is promptly lectured about ‘Islamophobia’. Because the narrative must be protected at all costs from spotting the pattern.


The attack in NYC was right in front of Gracie Mansion, occupied now by a full-on Islam-unist Mayor and his Jew-hating concubine.

The press release states that during a “Stop the Islamic Takeover of New York City, Stop New York City Public Muslim Prayer” protest outside Gracie Mansion, Balat allegedly “ignited and threw an explosive device” toward protesters. (RELATED: Mamdani Leaves Huge Policing Question Unanswered After ISIS-Linked Bomb Attack)

After throwing the device, Balat allegedly retrieved a second explosive from Kayumi down the block. Balat appeared to ignite and drop it near several New York Police Department (NYPD) officers before running away. He was quickly tackled, and both he and Kayumi were arrested by officers moments later. After his arrest, Balat told NYPD officers, “This isn’t a religion that just stands when people talk about the blessed name of the prophet.” He claimed, “If I didn’t do it someone else will come and do it.” The press release states that Balat requested a piece of paper after arriving at the NYPD precinct, allegedly writing, “All praise is due to Allah lord of all worlds! I pledge my allegiance to the Islamic State. Die in your rage yu [sic] kuffar! Emir B.” Kuffar is the plural form of “kafir,” an Arabic word which means “nonbeliever” or “infidel” according to the Counter Extremism Project.

That Mamdani is as rabid as they are makes no difference had he and his wife been maimed or killed. It's the same mindset that considers the deaths of their own children and others as good propaganda to further the cause.

God bless our troops and our Commander-in-Chief and here's hoping for a real accomplished mission in Iran, with the liberation of its citizenry and a crushing defeat for the current main front of the war of Islam against civilization.


PS, Stevie Wonder's real blindness has nothing to do with his optic nerve.

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1
ESPONJA!!11!!1!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 07:16 AM (tljrc)

2
ESPONJA!!1!111!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 07:17 AM (tljrc)

3 Good morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 07:17 AM (+4yJ5)

4
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 07:18 AM (tljrc)

5 Mornin’ Morons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 10, 2026 07:20 AM (ewuvP)

6 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 10, 2026 07:20 AM (x6UjB)

7 I totally approve of my mother's penis' "little excursion" into my anus

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 10, 2026 07:21 AM (rBYJJ)

8 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (m3W2a)

9
Do better, Islam. You shouldn't bomb Gracie Mansion, but if you do, you should at least make a statement. Maybe a tractor-trailer full of RDX, or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (BI5O2)

10 mornin yall. A local store was burglarized by a man "experiencing homelessness". Now he is "experiencing jailness". I expect he will be back to experiencing homelessness by this afternoon.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (vFG9F)

11 Just read the article about Macarthur Park. Ya know, there is a quick and easy solution to the problem. Oh wait; we don't have the stomach for it yet.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 07:23 AM (+4yJ5)

12 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:24 AM (jtM2q)

13 Polymarket Past gives your mom a 100% chance of of being a raddled old slattern.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:25 AM (BI5O2)

14 What is more of a threat to the US, Iran or the damn Democrats and their GOP allies?

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F)

15 14 What is more of a threat to the US, Iran or the damn Democrats and their GOP allies?
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F)



The threat from the former is because of the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

16 Is it possible thatcThune is blocking recess appointments so those positions can be handed out as favors or I owe yous?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 07:28 AM (+nEug)

17 Muslims killing other Muslims is only their second favorite pastime.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl)

18 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

19 " ‘ISIS-Inspired’ Attack"

Democrat inspired attacks happen all the time but they are never framed that way.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

20 The dynamics on the ground, however, are far more complicated and risky than the president and the administration seem to realize. "

Let me guess... the author of that tripe is a "journalist" - right?

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (XuXeR)

21 17 Muslims killing other Muslims is only their second favorite pastime.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl)


Barbara Streisand can tweak the lyrics of "People..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13)

22 Well the Marxists are also hoping to outlast Trump so there's that

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (m3W2a)

23 "The threat from the former is because of the latter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "

And so my point is made.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

24 @16

>> Is it possible thatcThune is blocking recess appointments so those positions can be handed out as favors or I owe yous?

Spending money and holding up GOP appointments is really the only thing the GOPe really has any ganas for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:32 AM (XV/Pl)

25 Yall peepo be rayciss!

Posted by: Ebonica Hoe at March 10, 2026 07:33 AM (2bkiv)

26 Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?"

Otherwise known as "wishing".

The "war" is one sided, and likely almost over. What the people there do afterwards is not our concern. At all.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:33 AM (XuXeR)

27 >Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?
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it's possible
we have been known to get bored or frustrated, and take our ball and go home

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

28 VDH the scholar, the historian, I love how this man thinks. Not a bad author either.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (M9gjJ)

29 I guess I get helping the vagrants where it's indoors, and lots of normies are present, including security. Like in a shelter.

People like the lady in MacArthur Park are deranged. I assiduously avoid the urban preserves that serve as habitats for wild vagrants. But if I'm in one and see even a single one of the CHUDs a hundred yards away, my hackles go up, I look for escape routes, and reach for the safety catch in case everything goes sideways.

If you choose to hang out feeding the wildlife in the vagrant habitats of our concrete jungles and don't expect to get beaten half to death, you have no survival instinct.

Scorpions and frogs, ladies. Just trying to coach you up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (BI5O2)

30 Apparently Bluesky is completely dying.

lol.

Even leftists can't stand leftists.

Musk wins again.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:36 AM (aTgV0)

31 " Well the Marxists are also hoping to outlast Trump so there's that
Posted by: Skip"

Can it outlast JD?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:37 AM (aTgV0)

32 People like the lady in MacArthur Park are deranged"

Well, crazy. And deluded.

Oh, you meant the attacker?

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)

33 People...

Who hate people...

Are the loveliest poeple in the worrrrrld.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (aTgV0)

34 The Return of the Shah? Is There a Path for Reza Pahlavi in Iran?
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IMO the chances are slim and none.

Iran's already ignoring Trump's warnings about running the same old - same old theocracy. And have lost one or two future Ayatollahs because of it. They appear to be willing (for now) to fight it out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (jtM2q)

35 That chick is the city version of Timothy Treadwell. Werner Herzog should do a doc about lefty do-gooders in our various Bartertowns.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (BI5O2)

36

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 10, 2026 07:41 AM (OUPZt)

37 They appear to be willing (for now) to fight it out."

What "fight"? They just die. While soiling their own nest.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:41 AM (XuXeR)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:42 AM (Zz0t1)

39 That chick is the city version of Timothy Treadwell."

Indeed. The vapid, stupid look is... lunch to a hungry preditor.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)

40 Iran has been at war with us for 47 years, thank you Jimmy Carter and by extension Clinton, Obama, Biden and the insane traitorous Foggy Bottom-dwellers.


And, thanks to those assholes, we've been funding it for largely that long as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Marxism has been working on takkng over the world sine late 1800s so its not going anywhere away soon.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:43 AM (EtnSa)

42 I hate it when Ayatollahs go to pieces.

You hate to see it.

The Shah will return, I have no idea what Martini Farmer is talking about.

Are you equating the people with the regime?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:44 AM (aTgV0)

43 I hate it when Ayatollahs go to pieces."

So, they're going "Patsy Cline"? Cool!

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

44 AI Firm Anthropic Sues Trump Admin Over ‘Supply Chain Risk’ Designation.
_______
So they have a constitutional right to have us buy from them? Why am I not surprised by this?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (AlhUl)

45 "Marxism has been working on takkng over the world sine late 1800s so its not going anywhere away soon.
Posted by: Skip"

It has staying power. Feminism is it's legs now.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (aTgV0)

46 Iran's already ignoring Trump's warnings about running the same old - same old theocracy. And have lost one or two future Ayatollahs because of it. They appear to be willing (for now) to fight it out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (jtM2q)

They are a Death Cult - of course they want to fight it out, so give them what they want. Go until we kill every government official, every member of the IRGC, every member of the Basj. If that’s a million persons, well then that’s the goal. Kill them all, then see who still wants to fight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (pait2)

47 Thune's job, as cocaine mitch before him. is to stop America and keep the grift safe. Never expected anything but that.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (ehY6c)

48 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________
I thought we were supposed to need more children.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl)

49 Fight it out? With what? There is no air force or navy. Military bases are being blown to smithereens, IRGC commanders are defecting to Afghanistan and probably Yemen. The regular military are refusing to fight against the people. Ballistic missiles acquired targets now serm.to be the sea more frequently and every Arab nation around Iran is declaring war on them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (+nEug)

50 Stevie Wonder of fake blindness can kiss my lily white ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)

51 Kill them all, then see who still wants to fight."

Newsletter, perhaps, General LeMay?

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (XuXeR)

52 I hate it when Ayatollahs go to pieces.

You hate to see it.

The Shah will return, I have no idea what Martini Farmer is talking about.

Are you equating the people with the regime?
-----------
I'm expressing my opinion. For now, the Iranian government appears willing to oppose any moves the US makes to install a different one.

Otherwise they'd not be sitting around drawing straws to see who gets to be bombed next.

Will they eventually give up? I've no idea. Probably. Will the Shah then return? I've no idea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (jtM2q)

53 “It is you, and you know who you are,” he lectured. “You need to overcome hate. You need to overcome the mindset of white supremacy…You shall overcome the need to dominate every single country and its people.”

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That's just about all I can take of these people. F him. Yet another piece of **** that is a multimillionaire, living better than 99% of the planet, and somehow, all he marinates in is whitey whitey whitey. Reminds me of Mike Obama.

Btw, Stevie, I think you're actually referencing islam.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

54 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

55 any moves the US makes to install a different one"

Wait, what? We aren't installing jack shiite. We're cutting the head off of a snake. And we should be willing to do just that.

Buzzards can have the carcass.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:50 AM (XuXeR)

56 Ayatollah not to come.
Ayatollah not to come.
That ain't no way to have fun.
That ain't no way to have fun, hun.
That ain't no way to have fun.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at March 10, 2026 07:51 AM (qFwJc)

57 “It is you, and you know who you are,” he lectured. “You need to overcome hate. You need to overcome the mindset of white supremacy…You shall overcome the need to dominate every single country and its people.”


White people aren't the problem, Stevie. It's the constant bombardment by the black entertainment industry that blacks are victims and oppressed everywhere they go and the only option is to impregnate women, rob convenience stores and do drugs.

Look in the mirror, you fake blind piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

58 Does Stevie Wonder know if a person talking to him is white?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)

59 Due to the fact that I live in Michigan I've had experience with Muslims. So far we've had 2 cities taken over. Both cities make the news mostly because of the in fighting in their governing. Muslims have a difficulty deciding who is the "ruler" , but the second tier of the governing body have a hard time not dipping into the cities treasuries. Go figure.
What I don't understand is the non Muslim reaction to the situation. For instance public prayer. There's no reason for it. Praying in the mosque is fine, so why are they permitted to block streets praying in them. Also, due to the sharia acceptance of multiple wives, many Muslim men have several wives and children, all of whom are getting welfare. Why does the non Muslim agree to this?

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 10, 2026 07:52 AM (Sv8TC)

60

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)

61 Does Stevie Wonder know if a person talking to him is white?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)



Yes because he can see them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

62 "I'm expressing my opinion. For now, the Iranian government appears willing to oppose any moves the US makes to install a different one.

Otherwise they'd not be sitting around drawing straws to see who gets to be bombed next.

Will they eventually give up? I've no idea. Probably. Will the Shah then return? I've no idea.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

The US and it's allies are attacking the regime not the people.

Are you aware of that? The people that want the US and it's allies to attack the regime?

You understand the difference? I'm honestly asking because you don't seem like you do.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:54 AM (aTgV0)

63 “I don’t think it’s far-fetched. I think it’s somebody who understands American policy. It’s somebody who would be a friendly ally to the United States and to Israel.”
The Return of the Shah? Is There a Path for Reza Pahlavi in Iran?


And it's somebody who has a sizable body of support from Iranians, both within the country and without, which is probably kind of important.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

64 Fraud! Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in the 70s, someone chucked a bottle at him-and he ducked! There are other people I'm not sure about, too.

Posted by: Helen Keller Skeptic at March 10, 2026 07:55 AM (oftw2)

65 How does a blind person look in the mirror?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

66 Ray Charles >>>>>>>> Stevie Wonder

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)

67 Fraud! Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in the 70s, someone chucked a bottle at him-and he ducked! There are other people I'm not sure about, too.
Posted by: Helen Keller Skeptic at March 10, 2026 07:55 AM (oftw2)



There's video out there of him catching a mic stand that Paul McCartney knocked over on his way by.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

68 How does a blind person look in the mirror?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)



It's easy when you're not blind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?

Short Answer: Yes

Trump isn't fighting Iran, he is fighting Iran, China, Europe, and every Leftist in this country and a Congress who is on Beijing, Brussels and London's payroll.

Already tired of Endless War, and a narrative that is stating that one week is an Endless War, the political support will keep falling off as the Narrative wears down a public who sick and tired of the new inflation brought about by rising energy prices.

You damned well better believe that the Left will connect the rising cost of fuel to Trump/Israel war in Iran and the "Affordability Crisis"™

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 07:57 AM (a4flb)

70 "Unknown Drip Under Pressure "


Oh shut the fuck up.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:59 AM (aTgV0)

71 eleven I would say its Trannies and race warfare

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:59 AM (EtnSa)

72 Already tired of Endless War, and a narrative that is stating that one week is an Endless War, the political support will keep falling off as the Narrative wears down a public who sick and tired of the new inflation brought about by rising energy prices."

So it's time to crawl into the back of a cave and whimper.

Got it.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR)

73 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (Z7Mnq)

74 The midterms are still eight months from now, and all it takes is a little focus and the will to push ... Republicans in Congress to do the work.

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (ExV1e)

75 72 Already tired of Endless War, and a narrative that is stating that one week is an Endless War, the political support will keep falling off as the Narrative wears down a public who sick and tired of the new inflation brought about by rising energy prices."

Even I'm not that pessimistic.... Chill

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (MmenL)

76 I see some are still talking about mines in the straits of Hormuz - but Iran has no ships left to deploy those mines, even if they still have any left.

But to calm oil markets, Trump should direct a very visible control over the Strais of Hormuz. Occupy the small islands that serve as Iranian garrisons and watch points there, not difficult to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (pait2)

77 Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ

Javid Shah!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

78 Iran facts. The country is twice the size of Texas with 90 million people. Iran is perceived to be a muslim country because of the repression, it is not.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (+nEug)

79 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (Z7Mnq)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

80 "eleven I would say its Trannies and race warfare
Posted by: Skip "

You mean the new legs of Marxism?

I don't know... they've been trying race warfare since Manson at least.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (aTgV0)

81 Ray Charles >>>>>>>> Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)

I get chills listening to Ray Charles' version of America the Beautiful. Too bad he's not here for the 250... both he and Lee Greenwood would be perfect performers for that bash

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (xT8gx)

82 Iran facts. The country is twice the size of Texas with 90 million people. Iran is perceived to be a muslim country because of the repression, it is not.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (+nEug)



Iran used to be a beautiful, thriving country. Then islham did what it always does and destroyed it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

83 I am still not tired of winning.

We have been at war with Iran for 47 years with ridiculous "rules of engagement." There's a new sheriff in town and order from the top is "Win!"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (qFwJc)

84 SanFranpsycho. Javid Shah!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (+nEug)

85 I see some are still talking about mines in the straits of Hormuz - but Iran has no ships left to deploy those mines, even if they still have any left."

Yeah. The linked article was funny. No, really. How is one supposed to lay naval mines without, you know, a Navy? Or aircraft? Or do they have soopersecret ship/minelayers?

BTW, traffic there seems* to be improving today

*reports are usually crap. So there..

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

86 The ISLAMIC Republic of Iran is a fascist, murderous, exterminationist government so calling it Islamic is both descriptive and redundant.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

87 >>>Does Stevie Wonder know if a person talking to him is white?

Posted by: no one of any consequence

>Barry Soetoro can turn that shit off and on like a pro. If he's feeling it, we even get some of that neck jive for affect.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:04 AM (M9gjJ)

88 Iran used to be a beautiful, thriving country. Then islham did what it always does and destroyed it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)


I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:04 AM (MmenL)

89
Yeah. The linked article was funny. No, really. How is one supposed to lay naval mines without, you know, a Navy? Or aircraft? Or do they have soopersecret ship/minelayers?

BTW, traffic there seems* to be improving today

*reports are usually crap. So there..
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)




We can help!

Posted by: OceanGate at March 10, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

90 We can help!
Posted by: OceanGate"

I'll take the condensed version, thanks.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:05 AM (XuXeR)

91 In viewing the image above........


Nicely done, NYC. Elections have consequences, you dipshits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

92 "I'll take the condensed version, thanks.
Posted by: man"

That's the only version.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (aTgV0)

93 The entire world is rooting for Iran. It must defeat the American imperialism.

Posted by: Sid at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (am7Cw)

94 The midterms are still eight months from now, and all it takes is a little focus and the will to push ... Republicans in Congress to do the work.

--

It's plain to see they're not going to lift a finger to help him very much.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

95 Posted by: Sid at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (am7Cw)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

96 it's me donna, Moj is going to have trouble spending that wealth in Hell. Larijani and Moj are on a fast track to die.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (+nEug)

97 That's the only version.
Posted by: eleven"

I'm crushed.

*too soon?*

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (XuXeR)

98 Posted by: Sid at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (am7Cw)


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 10, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

99 I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world

--

Living large on American pallets of cash.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

100 I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world"

Rumor has it that the New Glorious Leader is...

spread all over one of his houses.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (XuXeR)

101 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________
I thought we were supposed to need more children.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl)


Young women having unwanted pregnancies =/= more children.

It's be nice if, when a girl got in a family way, the guy who knocked her up would marry her and they'd raise a family together but what would happen is another single mom on welfare.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

102 Rachel Corrie hates Ocean Gate for stealing her thunder.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (aTgV0)

103 I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world

--



That sounds familiar........Can't place it, tho.

Posted by: Volodymyr Zelenskyy at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

104 but what would happen is another single mom on welfare."

I'm EMPOWERED!!!

Now where's my kid's free skrool meals. And backpack. You'd better be making food on weekends, too.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR)

105 >>Or do they have soopersecret ship/minelayers?

Their mini-subs can lay mines. Did we kill all of those? I doubt it.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (Y1sOo)

106 Good gawd, Sid. You are beyond a retard. LOL How does one like this function in life? At least you're good for a laugh, you deluded fool.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

107 so looks like the killer of that young Statie down by Downingtown was - yes a young white male - but hmm

not too much info out there considering? that's weird.

oh he had ACAB all over his socials and was if not Antifa, Antifa-adjacent.

so he took an Evil Cop out, then shot himself like a coward. UGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:11 AM (j+aD2)

108 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



*fistbump*

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:11 AM (Z7Mnq)

109 Stevie Wonder of fake blindness can kiss my lily white ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)


Stevie Wonder is estimated to be worth $200M. With that kind of scratch he could relocate to a more black-friendly country. South Africa maybe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

110 Do we yet know for sure if Mojito has met his maker or just lost a leg? Either way, that's a shame....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (xT8gx)

111 Their mini-subs can lay mines. "

I knew it! Those crafty bastards have soopersecret sh... subs!

We'd better quit now before they get angry!

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)

112 Trannies are running over feminism
They still need race warfare to cover the minorities and Illegals

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (EtnSa)

113 That sid comment wins the award for the most retarded by far I've ever seen here (and that's a high bar because it includes the dem underground reports)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (xT8gx)

114 Do we yet know for sure if Mojito has met his maker or just lost a leg? Either way, that's a shame...."

Achmed, look over there, damnit! It's gotta be here somewhere...

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

115 And notice White Supremacists still are the front of the line of the chopping block

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (EtnSa)

116 re: The Endless War

We're always going to have wars. Peace is the exception, not the rule.

You might rightly argue against a particular war, but there will be another one along soon to take its place to argue about.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (DgMqy)

117 I used to have a different nic, can sonar detect mines?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (+nEug)

118 Stevie Wonder knows that both he and his money are safer here.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 08:14 AM (qFwJc)

119 And notice White Supremacists still are the front of the line of the chopping block
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (EtnSa)



When's the last time a white, non-law enforcement individual was reported as killing a black man?

I mean, if white supremacy was so rampant in this country, we'd have a lynching by the minute, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

120 I used to have a different nic, can sonar detect mines?"

Yeah. Nothing new.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)

121 The Return of the Shah? Is There a Path for Reza Pahlavi in Iran?
_______
That showed a complete failure to communicate. The host was fixed in a GWB mindset, and could not grasp the idea that another country might WANT a monarchy. I fear this is something deep in most Americans' minds. We tend to be unable to realize that we have our own culture and history, which shape our attitudes. Other countries have different ones.

We are far too prone to see the world only through our own perspective. It's hard to do, but you'll never be able to break out of that until you can sever that bond, at least to a degree. (Of course you will then be accused of relativism by people like Straussians.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (AlhUl)

122 >> Their mini-subs can lay mines

Way back in the 90s I used to play a Nintendo video game called Jaws (after the shark)... you'd swim around and try to avoid (and eventually kill) the great shark. One feature of the game: after you'd accumulated enough points you acquired the "mini-sub" which gave you superior armaments with which to attack the shark. I always got greatly excited when I got the "mini-sub"... I was an adult at the time, but you'd think I was 8 years old when I played that game.... God bless Nintendo. Loved Mario Bros, too

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (xT8gx)

123 Even I'm not that pessimistic.... Chill

In this echo chamber there is optimism because the alternative is too depressing.

In the rest of the world, you have The Narrative™ being heard. Propaganda works. Its why we have a Muslim invasion that has taken over cities and soon states and we sit around and do nothing about it.

So what you are saying is that I'm supposed to ignore three generations of successful propaganda operations, see the exact same machine rev up to where Islam is supported more than ever in the US and think that there will be popular support to fix Iran when even the Administration has no idea what Iran will look like.

Everyone will just go along with Israel and blow shit up, kill people and have no exit plan or post operation plan. Just wait and see if another rounnd of killing and destroying is necessary.

The Pro Gaza, Antisemite propaganda machine has anticipated this.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (a4flb)

124 That sid comment wins the award for the most retarded by far I've ever seen here (and that's a high bar because it includes the dem underground reports)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (xT8gx)
==

I did a troll!
-the troll

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

125 121, Exactly so...

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)

126 I used to have a different nic, can sonar detect mines?"

Yeah. Nothing new.
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)



I mean, fishermen have underwater cameras now that see the fish in high definition........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

127 have no exit plan or post operation plan. Just wait and see if another rounnd of killing and destroying is necessary."

That is the plan. And yes, someone in the future will have to do it again. And again.

Human nature. It's what's real. Ignoring/pretending ain't gonna do shiite.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (XuXeR)

128 Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (pduCL)

129 48 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________
I thought we were supposed to need more children.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl)

This is actually a great thing for society. Birth control pills don't have nocebo effects, they have REAL physical and psychological side effects that most of the medical community has kept quiet about. And we've had long term studies now showing this.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (tOcjL)

130 Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically"

Well, he'll be able to walk around a lot of hills in West Virginia (you know, one leg shorter than the other...)

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR)

131 I used to have a different nic, can sonar detect mines?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (+nEug)


Yes!

https://tinyurl.com/bddpukaz

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

132 Better to have The Tomorrow War today; easier to win.

Posted by: Star Lord at March 10, 2026 08:22 AM (ehY6c)

133 48 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’

I'd never heard of the 'nocebo effect' until I had a recent medical emergency and ended up in the hospital. It caused me some anxiety (temporary, thank God) and my son suggested my anxiety and high BP might be due to this 'nocebo effect' as I might be "talking myself into" the high BP etc. He might've been right because after I calmed down all seems okay, but that took a few days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:23 AM (xT8gx)

134 Everyone will just go along with Israel and blow shit up, kill people and have no exit plan or post operation plan.

I haven't been told the plan =/= no plan exists.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

135 Today Is National Blueberry Popover Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

136 "Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically
Posted by: Wally "

He leans left, he leans right.

He leans out there and over there.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (aTgV0)

137 We're always going to have wars. Peace is the exception, not the rule.

I dunno, peace has been around so long that a fundamental part of the Evangelical's eschatology is that "Wars and Rumors of Wars" are signs of an imminent Rapture. If WaRoW was constant, it would make for a crappy sign.

Endless Peace was supposed to be the League of Nations, UN and opening up Communist China to trade.

Come to think of it, one could argue that the Judeo-Christian Ethic is perpetual industrial scale global wars. While smaller nations just engage in border and water disputes, or occasional invasions for slaves and plunder, the West crosses over to the other side of the planet if need be and kills and destroys for decades on end.

So we have a messed up idea of Peace. I can fully understand TuCa's concerns being that the US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (a4flb)

138 Incoming.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (hY+PL)

139 Today Is National Blueberry Popover Day."

Poopover day?

Oh...

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)

140
He leans left, he leans right.

He leans out there and over there.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (aTgV0)




He's a Dr. Seuss book?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

141 101 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________
I thought we were supposed to need more children.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl)

Young women having unwanted pregnancies =/= more children.

It's be nice if, when a girl got in a family way, the guy who knocked her up would marry her and they'd raise a family together but what would happen is another single mom on welfare.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)
_______
WE used to have policies and customs which pushed them into marriage. But not anymore, because that would be theocratic. And rayciss.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (AlhUl)

142 Incoming.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (hY+PL)



Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

143 Good morning Horde, thx JJ for a great report, including Toto's piece on The Monkees.
Interesting goings on here in upstate NY. I said yesterday that my Congress critter Pat Ryan had brought AOC to town. They were less than a mile from my house. They then went to the North Country aka the Adirondacks to hold a town hall in Stefanik's district. Looks kike there is some kind of upstate -downstate coalition of younger Dems being attempted. Insurrection against Chuck and the old guard? We shall see

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (qBBPl)

144 "Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically
Posted by: Wally "

He leans left, he leans right.

He leans out there and over there.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (aTgV0)
---
And that's what the Hokey-Pokey is all about!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (ESVrU)

145 The new Iran President Mojito can be an effective leader, even with the loss of a limb. I'm living proof of that!

Posted by: Michelle Fields Farewell To Arms at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (oftw2)

146 Sid has accidentally hit on a partial truth - the entire Left around the world is rooting for Iran, because they hate the possibility of Trump and the US achieving another great Victory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (pait2)

147 I can fully understand TuCa's concerns being that the US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (a4flb)
====

Of this I have no doubt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

148 Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
-

If I go that fast, I might trip on the steps on the way down to the shelter.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (hY+PL)

149 "He's a Dr. Seuss book?
Posted by: Sponge"

He will not eat green eggs and SPAM!

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (aTgV0)

150 95 Posted by: Sid at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (am7Cw)


You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
_______
You left out "suck".

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (AlhUl)

151 "US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business."

They the only ones?

History shows others will eventually start minding *your* business and then it gets a little more complicated.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (DgMqy)

152 Forever wars!

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (aTgV0)

153 Like not kike , damn hotdog fingers.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (qBBPl)

154 There's a Blueberry Popover in my pants!

Posted by: Scranton's Finest at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)

155 Songs In The Key Of White Supremacy - Stevie Wonder

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)

156 Better to have The Tomorrow War today; easier to win.
Posted by: Star Lord
___________

Not saying that it doesn't apply here, but it's not always true. That was the German thought process in 1914.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (XvL8K)

157 Imagine being an actual Tucker fucking Carlson fan right now.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aTgV0)

158 US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business."

So we're back to "nyanah - it's your fault" again?

Yeah. Yawn.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)

159 Unknown Drip, you obviously missed the details of the after plan. I point you to The Prosperity Project.

You also missed the Arab countries that have declared war on Iran




Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:29 AM (+nEug)

160 Islam is incapable of minding its own business because it believes everything is their business

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:29 AM (qBBPl)

161 "Like not kike , damn hotdog fingers.
Posted by: Smell the Glove"

Vienna sausages?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:29 AM (aTgV0)

162 David French Suffers An Apparent Brain Injury Over James Talarico

Talafreako is very interested in trans children. *VERY* interested iykwim.

Not surprised French is a fan.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (gtcuf)

163 128 Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically
Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (pduCL)
________
Are you adjusting a rifle's scope?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl)

164 "US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business."

They the only ones?

History shows others will eventually start minding *your* business and then it gets a little more complicated.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (DgMqy)
----
I think one could make a credible argument that China, Russia, and Iran have been meddling in our business just as much as we've meddled in theirs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)

165 Imagine being an actual Tucker fucking Carlson fan right now.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aTgV0)



It's like he banged Candace Owens or something.

They both are cray cray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

166 If I go that fast, I might trip on the steps on the way down to the shelter.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,

Where do the people in wheelchairs take shelter?

Posted by: Cannon Fodder In Hoveround at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)

167 What actually was ever the point of Vienna sausages BTW?


What possible point do they serve?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (aTgV0)

168 I wish I was a fly on the wall of the office of the guy or gal at Goldman Sachs who swore oil was going to $150.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

169 I think one could make a credible argument that China, Russia, and Iran have been meddling in our business just as much as we've meddled in theirs."

"Hey, why Og have more fire than us?"

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)

170 155 Songs In The Key Of White Supremacy - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)


"Woman is the Ni**er of the World"

- - John & Yoko

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2026 08:31 AM (x0n13)

171 Sid has accidentally hit on a partial truth - the entire Left around the world is rooting for Iran, because they hate the possibility of Trump and the US achieving another great Victory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (pait2)


And because the occasional terrorist attack provides the necessary fear to allow the leftists to promise 'safety' in exchange for freedom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

172 I wish I was a fly on the wall of the office of the guy or gal at Goldman Sachs who swore oil was going to $150."

Andrei, you lost another....?

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

173 I wish I was a fly on the wall of the office of the guy or gal at Goldman Sachs who swore oil was going to $150.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)




It's like they forget we have oil in this country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

174 "You also missed the Arab countries that have declared war on Iran




Posted by: Ben Had"

And everybody cheering in the streets.

Ya know...that thing.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (aTgV0)

175 If WaRoW was constant, it would make for a crappy sign.”

Name a time in the last 100 years or so when they haven’t been constant. Hell, name a time in the last 2000 years when they haven’t been constant.

(Hat tip to prognosticators - you can never go wrong predicting something that always happens any way)

Btw, the actual source of the quote is this: “You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (pait2)

176 Where do the people in wheelchairs take shelter?"

'Round back?

*too soon?*

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR)

177 But worse by far, Obama thought he had squared the circle of neutralizing the supposed Middle Eastern Iranian juggernaut by envisioning it as an empathetic victim—and eventual friend if not ally.
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Sure he did, Jan.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:33 AM (JIcUn)

178 We can help!
Posted by: OceanGate"

I'll take the condensed version, thanks.
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:05 AM


Cold. Like an iceberg.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 08:33 AM (kgE5c)

179 Do we yet know for sure if Mojito has met his maker or just lost a leg? Either way, that's a shame...."

Achmed, look over there, damnit! It's gotta be here somewhere...
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

Maybe his leg was nipped off in the night by a tiger.

Posted by: Count de Rigueur Python Reference at March 10, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

180 Imagine being an actual Tucker fucking Carlson fan right now.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aTgV0)


It's like he banged Candace Owens or something.

They both are cray cray.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



Kids, remember to wrap your Johnson so you don't contract cray cray.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:35 AM (Z7Mnq)

181 Maybe his leg was nipped off in the night by a tiger.
Posted by: Count de Rigueur Python Reference at March 10, 2026 08:34 AM


A tiger?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 08:35 AM (kgE5c)

182 Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:35 AM (aTgV0)

183 I'll take the condensed version, thanks.
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:05 AM

Cold. Like an iceberg.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I see you've met my ex.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (Z7Mnq)

184 It's also. National Napping Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

185 Ebony and Evil Whitey
Can't live together in perfect harmony

Posted by: Stevie re-writes the lyrics at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (Y1sOo)

186
Maybe his leg was nipped off in the night by a tiger.

Posted by: Count de Rigueur Python Reference at March 10, 2026 08:34 AM


A TIGER?!?!?

In AFRICA?!?!?!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (tljrc)

187 And I’ll Never Have That Recipe Again

Do a Google street view walk through Macarthur Park and you'll see what a disgusting utter shithole it really is. Trash everywhere, homeless tents everywhere, drug addicts laying passed out all over the place.

Same thing right in front of the US Capital, which is truly embarassing.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (gtcuf)

188 The NYT report on the destruction of an Iranian girls school, along with the Economist and Times of London, has to be condemned.

The Propaganda Press isn't hated nearly as much as they've earned. (link goes to Hinderaker at Powerline)


https://tinyurl.com/3cc2mwyd

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (RClzD)

189 Cray Cray doesn't scare me as much as Herpes.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (aTgV0)

190 Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed."

I'm thinking more of a schnitzel...

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

191 I assiduously avoid the urban preserves that serve as habitats for wild vagrants.

A friend was asked once by a self righteous type "How would YOU handle the homeless."

They did not expect the answer to be "Is Zyklon B still on the table?"

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (+4yJ5)

192 Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed."

I'm thinking more of a schnitzel...
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)



Freddie's Smashburger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

193
Iran: Death to America!
Obama: (carries around a book called "The Post American World" written by muslim)

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (JIcUn)

194 It's also. National Napping Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

Power naps FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

195 >>>What actually was ever the point of Vienna sausages BTW?

What possible point do they serve?

Posted by: eleven

>Those were all of the tiny little scraps that were too small to stuff into a bratwurst or frankfurter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (M9gjJ)

196 Freddie's Smashburger."

Ohhh. P Terry's breakfast burger. Damn. Hungry now.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

197 Iran: Death to America!
Obama: (carries around a book called "The Post American World" written by muslim)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (JIcUn)



I was under the impression they actually believed Owebama was the 12th Imam.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

198 Songs In The Key Of White Supremacy - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)


The, at the time primarily white, citizens of the US have been bending over backwards for blacks in this country for over 60 years and yet the whining continues. Even by people with more money than most of us combined.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)

199 Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed."

I'm thinking more of a schnitzel...
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)


Freddie's Smashburger.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



Quick! Everyone into the Idiot Squisher!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (Z7Mnq)

200 198 The, at the time primarily white, citizens of the US have been bending over backwards for blacks in this country for over 60 years and yet the whining continues.

Moments like that make me wonder why we bothered fighting for their rights.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (+4yJ5)

201 192 Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed."

I'm thinking more of a schnitzel...
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)


Freddie's Smashburger.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

Slapchop.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (i0Hi3)

202 The, at the time primarily white, citizens of the US have been bending over backwards for blacks in this country for over 60 years and yet the whining continues. Even by people with more money than most of us combined.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)



America so racist there are more black millionaires here than any other country on earth, combined.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Libs of TikTok reposted
Square profile picture
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

One of the Capitol Police Officers who was honored in the new January 6th plaque in the Capitol was just INDICTED on NINE felony charges including r*pe & sodomy.

Timothy Valentin would allegedly meet women on dating apps, schedule dates, drug them, and s*xually assault them.

https://tinyurl.com/4fmv5nsk

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

204 @NiohBerg
·
3m
The remaining Iranian players have been forced onto a plane back to Iran.

Suffering, torture and possibly execution awaits them for defying the regime.

And Australia allowed it.

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (ZxPkt)

205 was under the impression they actually believed Owebama was the 12th Imam.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

I used to argue with people who claimed he was The Antichrist by reminding them that The Antichrist is supposed to be a popular figure.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (JIcUn)

206 Sid has accidentally hit on a partial truth - the entire Left around the world is rooting for Iran, because they hate the possibility of Trump and the US achieving another great Victory.

Out of curiosity, what exactly is a "Great Victory" in Iran?

I mean, something that is actually achievable and objective.

The Left hates Trump whether he succeeds or fails, no victory, great or small makes a difference.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (a4flb)

207
Slapchop.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (i0Hi3)



He's running for state office in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

208 https://tinyurl.com/3cc2mwyd
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (RClzD)

"The emphasis is on evidence that the missile was indeed a Tomahawk, which is unique to the U.S. military."

False statement about it being unique to the US military.

Posted by: Stevie re-writes the lyrics at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (Y1sOo)

209 204 Suffering, torture and possibly execution awaits them for defying the regime.

And Australia allowed it.
Posted by: Don Black


But their muslim overlords are happy and won't do a terror attack for at least a few hours.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 08:42 AM (+4yJ5)

210 "Unknown Drip Under Pressure "

Oh shut the fuck up.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:42 AM (aTgV0)

211 Where do the people in wheelchairs take shelter?

Posted by: Cannon Fodder In Hoveround at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)
-5

All new building over around the last 15-25 years have to have reinforced safe-rooms constructed in them.

Older building might have shelters. For example, our building, built in the early 80's, has a large shelter.

Much older building may either have had safe-rooms added onto their exterior or are dependent on old fashioned air-raid shelters from the 1950s or 60s.

My MIL is in an elderly care facility. When the siren goes off, the best she and others can do is gather together in the relatively large elevator lobby on every floor. The shafts offer reinforced concrete protection on both sides. Far from best but very few are capable of heading down to the basement where the proper shelter is.

Anywoo, this last alert was for areas west and NW of us. No siren here. Heard the usual ton of booms. Saw same interceptor smoke trails. So far no reports of harm or damage. 3rd Iranian missile today. Then there's what Hizballah is constantly lobbing over northern Israel.

Gotta take a break.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:42 AM (hY+PL)

212 203 Libs of TikTok reposted
Square profile picture
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

One of the Capitol Police Officers who was honored in the new January 6th plaque in the Capitol was just INDICTED on NINE felony charges including r*pe & sodomy.

Timothy Valentin would allegedly meet women on dating apps, schedule dates, drug them, and s*xually assault them.

https://tinyurl.com/4fmv5nsk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)Slap hope.

Well he seems nice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:43 AM (i0Hi3)

213 America so racist there are more black millionaires here than any other country on earth, combined.

Out of that though, are millionaires because of something other than Quality Learing Center franchises?

BLM grift still makes someone a millionaire, but does that count since BLM is inherently a racist organization.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:43 AM (a4flb)

214 Out of curiosity, what exactly is a "Great Victory" in Iran?"

Current leadership out of power and dead. Anything beyond that is just gravy.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

215 > Same thing right in front of the US Capital, which is truly embarassing.
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IndyCar is supposed to have a street race in the capitol city this July, IIRC. The clean-up before hand will probably take care of that... if only temporarily.

The traffic mess will be epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (jtM2q)

216 “Sexually assault”

Rape is a perfectly descriptive word.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (PjW2B)

217 >>>>What actually was ever the point of Vienna sausages BTW?
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get you some Wonder Bread, some Miracle Whip and a can of VIE-enna sausages, and you got some good eatin'

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)

218 I have a couple Tomahawk missiles in my woodshed.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (aTgV0)

219 The victory is the freedom of the Iranian peopl.to choose what kind of governance they want.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (+nEug)

220 he NYT report on the destruction of an Iranian girls school, along with the Economist and Times of London, has to be condemned.

===

Terrorist always, always store among munitions in civilian infrastructure - schools, hospitals. They always, always use human shields. Local Iranians were sending pic of them doing just that for weeks before the operation began. And... Where were those iranian regime apologists January 8, 9 when that regime turned off the internet and slaughtered thousands and tens of thousands across Iran ? Nowhere. They now show up to tar US and Israel military. Because Marxist bastards.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)

221 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ)

222 Out of curiosity, what exactly is a "Great Victory" in Iran?

A great victory would be removal of the muslim occupation of Iran.

A really good victory would ending Iran's sponsorship of terrorism even if the muslim occupation remains in place.

But the best possible victory is one where naysayers are forced to admit that they were wrong the whole time. Sadly, we'll never see that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

223 Northern Threat: 700 Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Members in Canada.
____

That's what happens when Canada was purchased by China. Chinese ally Iran gets to house some chaos agents in Canada if needed. THANKS CANADA!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (Dv3i1)

224 Factor in Iran’s drones and sea mines — the latter of which haven’t reportedly been used yet — and the Strait of Hormuz crisis shows no signs of ending anytime soon.

I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (QZThv)

225 220 he NYT report on the destruction of an Iranian girls school, along with the Economist and Times of London, has to be condemned.

It's a war... Shit happens... Move on...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (VE6XX)

226 "The victory is the freedom of the Iranian peopl.to choose what kind of governance they want.

Posted by: Ben Had "

Is it really THAT hard?

And a little oil.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (aTgV0)

227 has to be condemned."

Nah. I'll just point and laugh. Not worth more effort.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

228 Hezbollah needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. For starters.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

229 "Isn't She Lovely?"

How would he know?

Posted by: Questioningly at March 10, 2026 08:47 AM (oftw2)

230 The ultimate victory in Iran is they have a government elected by the people........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

231 "The victory is the freedom of the Iranian peopl.to choose what kind of governance they want.

Posted by: Ben Had "



Guess I was late to the party.


*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

232 >>>get you some Wonder Bread, some Miracle Whip and a can of VIE-enna sausages, and you got some good eatin'

Posted by: Don Black

>I might try that with some cheez whiz. And a deli pickle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (M9gjJ)

233 There's a conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind.

On the conspiracy theory scale, it ranks higher than The Earth is Flat and Birds Aren't Real, in that there's some actual evidence.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (gtcuf)

234 "The ultimate victory in Iran is they have a government elected by the people........
Posted by: Sponge"


I'll settle for the Shah, for now.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (aTgV0)

235 I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (QZThv)


There is some concern that they would lay the mines via missile.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

236 Funny that it is not being mentioned that all that Venezuelan oil is being refined in the USA now.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:49 AM (+nEug)

237 I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts?"

Didn't you see? They have soopersekret mini subs.

Yeah, that. They surface at night on an empty beach, and the mines are rolled off of Toyota Hiluxes, then sloshed thru the surf, then manfully carried up and into the conning tower, a...

aw, nevermind.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

238 Sponge, hugs to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:50 AM (+nEug)

239 Why on Earth would anyone pretend to be blind?


This has to be the dumbest conspiracy theory ever.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:50 AM (aTgV0)

240 Btw, the actual source of the quote is this: “You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.”

My eschatology is a bit more on the Idealist/Preterist angle which is pretty much opposite of Dispensationalism. And yeah, Jesus was talking about 70AD not some time yet in the future.

its in the hermeneutics. Yet, it was WW1 and WW2 which threw so many people into a panic and took Darby's and Scoffield's fringe views into the mainstream because it offered Answers.

Now its a cornerstone of Evangelicalism and a constant income stream for Eschatology books and seminars.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:50 AM (a4flb)

241 There's a conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind.

On the conspiracy theory scale, it ranks higher than The Earth is Flat and Birds Aren't Real, in that there's some actual evidence.


Wonder attends the NAMM musical instrument trade show in Anaheim every year and navigates it better than many fully sighted people. Granted, he has an entourage that’s large and obnoxious even by black celebrity standards, but still.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (QZThv)

242 "Funny that it is not being mentioned that all that Venezuelan oil is being refined in the USA now.
Posted by: Ben Had "


That is so fucking cool.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (aTgV0)

243 > Factor in Iran’s drones and sea mines — the latter of which haven’t reportedly been used yet — and the Strait of Hormuz crisis shows no signs of ending anytime soon.
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Iran mined parts of the Hormuz years ago. Whether the mines have been cleared, or are inert after all this time is debatable. But ship have in the past couple years been damaged by them.

The IRGC had one? minelayer (that's probably at the bottom of the Persian Gulf now.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (jtM2q)

244 Folks touting Miracle Whip should have their increments frozen.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (oftw2)

245 Why on Earth would anyone pretend to be blind?

He would have just been Little Stevie without the "Wonder" or gimmick.... Dime a dozen

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (VE6XX)

246 There's a video of Stevie Wonder sitting on a stage with a bunch of other singers, doing some sort of USA For Africa kind of thing, and a music stand starts to tip over and Wonder reaches out and grabs it.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf)

247 and a constant income stream for Eschatology books and seminars."

Big money, there. Right up with Oil and Gas...

/doireallyneedthis?

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

248 PS, Stevie Wonder's real blindness has nothing to do with his optic nerve.

There is none so blind as he who cannot see.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (GPa4z)

249 “Vienna sausages” were kinda bland. Now those Beanie Weenies in the small cans were tasty.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (PjW2B)

250 The left: These immigrants and refugees will bring us the joys of diversity, and immigrants commit crimes at lower rates then Americans you bigots

Also the left: Well of course these young men are having a spirit protest - it is racist to expect them to not indulge in their culture and throw bombs at people they don't like. RACIST people.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

251 I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts?
Posted by: Ian S
___________

The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable. They've got a couple dozen. No idea how many we've already taken out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XvL8K)

252 Didn't you see? They have soopersekret mini subs.

There is nothing secret about their mini-subs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghadir-class_submarine

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 08:53 AM (Y1sOo)

253 Jake Lang should be arrested for inciting violence. In fact, I thought he was in jail for skipping a court appearance in Minnesota?

Mamdani's speech is what leadership looks like. Fair and just. No bias and preferential treatment and no discrimination. But of course somehow the right will be outraged

Dumbass threw away years of his life as a free man when he threw that dud IED, all because of a troll. As loathsome as Lang is our city is very lucky that didn’t explode.

Islamists and white supremacists, what a lovely crowd. You'd think they would bond over their mutual disdain for women having rights, or the dozen other noxious things they have in common.

He's not responsible for what they did, but what business did he have coming to NYC to organize a protest to stop public Muslim prayer in NYC? He's not a NYer, and neither were the teens who had the bombs. A bunch of non NYers coming here and starting bullshit.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 08:53 AM (JCZqz)

254 Is Wonder supposedly 100% blind? There is a range where he might have minimal vision but be able to react to say something falling next to him

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

255 The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time"

And after a few hours, they just sit on the bottom for all time.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

256 "Folks touting Miracle Whip should have their increments frozen.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee! "


Seriously...there's mayonaisse. Who needed a replacement for mayonaisse?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (aTgV0)

257 I hope the woman volunteer attacked in MacArthur Park recovers. Her statement though is something " it's nice that in my recovery I don't have to worry about money". You could give all your money to the homeless, then they wouldn't have to worry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (qBBPl)

258 >>The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable.

Not true because active sonar

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (Y1sOo)

259 254 Is Wonder supposedly 100% blind? There is a range where he might have minimal vision but be able to react to say something falling next to him


exactly he may be minimally sighted

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (j+aD2)

260
Mamdani is a little oleaginous crap weassl.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (xG4kz)

261
Mamdani's speech is what leadership looks like. Fair and just. No bias and preferential treatment and no discrimination. But of course somehow the right will be outraged

No bias ? He blamed White supremacists for a Muslim attack...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (VE6XX)

262 A bunch of non NYers coming here and starting bullshit.

And somehow a DUmmie almost gets it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

263 Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?
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it's possible
we have been known to get bored or frustrated, and take our ball and go home
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

Truth. It's been happening since WWII.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (g8Ew8)

264 "The victory is the freedom of the Iranian peopl.to choose what kind of governance they want.

Posted by: Ben Had "


Heck we can't even achieve that in the United States (ref: the failure to pass the SAVE America Act)

Doctor, heal thyself.

But lets say that through whatever mechanism they come up with the succeeding government, Trump doesn't like it?

I get the attractiveness of the Bumper Sticker Slogan - who can be against that? (except totalitarians)

As someone who is paid well to architect and implement solutions, I'm trying to figure out, in the smoldering ruins how you elect a government when you don't trust the current authorities? This is traditionally how you get warlords.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (a4flb)

265
He's not responsible for what they did, but what business did he have coming to NYC to organize a protest to stop public Muslim prayer in NYC? He's not a NYer, and neither were the teens who had the bombs. A bunch of non NYers coming here and starting bullshit.



Upset about a page being taken from your playbook? Importing protests?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

266 There is no number for the subs we have sitting in the Persiam Gulf . What you can't see will kill you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (+nEug)

267 Victory in Iran is pretty easy to define: A government that does not sponsor terror, is not hostile to the US and that does not seek nuclear weapons. That's it.... Now can that be achieved it's hard to say but it seems to me good progress is being made in that direction as we've killed quite a few of their leaders who were sponsoring terror, hostile to us and seeking nukes

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (xT8gx)

268 btw the feds were up here detonating stuff they found in those "bucks county boys" storage unit last night

also their new lawyer claims they "don't even know each other" because they "went" to different high schools ten miles apart and they're "different ages" (18 and 19?!?!). meanwhile they both were fully virtual and didn't physically attend either school. and went to the same mosque.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (j+aD2)

269 Miracle Whip was less expensive than Mayonnaise was the hook, I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (PjW2B)

270 It's also. National Napping Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)
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I'll be back in an hour or so.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (ESVrU)

271
No bias ? He blamed White supremacists for a Muslim attack...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (VE6XX)



Forget it, they're rolling.......joints.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

272 The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable.

Not true because active sonar
Posted by: one hour sober
________

How does the active sonar differentiate between the mini sub and anything else just sitting on the seabed?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (XvL8K)

273 He would have just been Little Stevie without the "Wonder" or gimmick.... Dime a dozen

I mean, he’s also an amazing songwriter, but I guess the initial publicity would’ve had to be a lot different.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)

274 If it’s anything other than Duke’s it’s not mayonnaise.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

275 255 The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time"

And after a few hours, they just sit on the bottom for all time.
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

Chynaise made mini subs prolly sit on the bottom alot.

Ayatollah dance circle say what?

Itty bitty mini sub in the gulf
Itty bitty minisub in the gulf
Itty bitty mini sub in the gulf

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (i0Hi3)

276 Not true because active sonar"

Hush. Can't contradict the narrative.

FWIW, the Nork "sub" these are allegedly based on can carry a load of... two.

Whoa.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

277 "Unknown Drip Under Pressure"


Oh shut the fuck up. No-one cares what you are paid.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (aTgV0)

278 also their new lawyer claims they "don't even know each other" because they "went" to different high schools ten miles apart and they're "different ages" (18 and 19?!?!). meanwhile they both were fully virtual and didn't physically attend either school. and went to the same mosque.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (j+aD2)
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If only there was some common denominator that connected them.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:58 AM (ESVrU)

279 Stevie Wonder is blind, but not like Ángel Hernández blind.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 08:58 AM (GPa4z)

280 Victory in Iran is pretty easy to define: A government that does not sponsor terror, is not hostile to the US and that does not seek nuclear weapons.

This is an important difference from the Bush view.

If in a year the leader of Iran is an authoritarian asshole...but not one causing trouble outside of Iran then yes, that's a win.

Yes yes, the Iranian George Washington would be better but we shouldn't try to pay to find him with American blood.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

281 >>>Seriously...there's mayonaisse. Who needed a replacement for mayonaisse?

Posted by: eleven

>Soy boys. Never much cared for Miracle Whip. I'll take mustard, thank you very much.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:59 AM (M9gjJ)

282

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
WTF?! CNN actually just covered the two Muslim bombers in NYC as

“Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”

You can’t hate these people ENOUGH.

https://tinyurl.com/2dyf5mds

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

283 How does the active sonar differentiate between the mini sub and anything else just sitting on the seabed?"

It's a secret.
(no, not really. It's used to paint a quite detailed picture of solid surfaces. You should see what current fishfinders can image)

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

284 The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable. They've got a couple dozen. No idea how many we've already taken out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XvL8K)

Active sonar can detect anything, and it’s easy to forget that because they carry only limited supplies, 7 man subs are not capable of long deployments.

Destroy the port facilities where they are based, you destroy them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (pait2)

285 The left has decided for a while that an appropriate response to speech they don't like is violence. So the dud bombers are just "punching NAZIs" right?

And note the left will continue with this argument until right leaning areas start allowing people to "punch commies" with no consequences

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

286 “Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”


sickening

why did they have a storage unit full of explosives?!?! that's one hell of a PICNIC

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2)

287 Why on Earth would anyone pretend to be blind?

------------

$$$$$

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (g8Ew8)

288 This is traditionally how you get warlords."

So what? As long as they stay in their lane, who cares?

Impliment that.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

289 >Truth. It's been happening since WWII.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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WW2 was the last time the US waged total war on an enemy

IMO
(tell me why I'm wrong!)

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (ZxPkt)

290
Not true because active sonar
Posted by: one hour sober


At dusk, if you happen to begin in the room with him, it is fascinating to watch him echolocate, catch and consume flying insects in his vicinity.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (xG4kz)

291 “Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”

So the FNM tells me it is normal for black teens to stab people and muslim teens to bomb people. But they are anti-racists or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

292 enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”



Weren't they just paying idiots to stand around pretending to shovel massive amounts of snow?

Still pushing that global warming bullshit, I see.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

293 He's not responsible for what they did, but what business did he have coming to NYC to organize a protest to stop public Muslim prayer in NYC?

BRB...going to upload a copy of "Letters From a Birmingham Jail" to these people.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 09:02 AM (+4yJ5)

294 There is no number for the subs we have sitting in the Persiam Gulf . What you can't see will kill you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (+nEug)


The Persian Gulf is shallow. The Strait of Hormuz is more shallow. There are probably not many US submarines hanging around. The Iranian submarines are much smaller than US submarines so they could be there but they wouldn't be as safe as they think they are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

295 Side scan sonar used to be the cat's ass. Now it's multi-beam sonar

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (Y1sOo)

296 Active sonar can detect anything, and it’s easy to forget that because they carry only limited supplies, 7 man subs are not capable of long deployments."

This. A vessel that size with a half dozen or so occupants will run out of breathable air in a hurry. Basically one trip down and back up. They aren't "lurking" on the bottom for days on end.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

297 I gotta ask. Aren't Seals underwater EOD experts?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+nEug)

298 "At dusk, if you happen to begin in the room with him, it is fascinating to watch him echolocate, catch and consume flying insects in his vicinity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot"


Are you David Attenborough?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (aTgV0)

299 WW2 was the last time the US waged total war on an enemy

We got more liberal in our RoE oddly in Serbia - intentionally targeting non-military assets of the regime to force them to our terms. And...not surprisingly it worked.

Trump's mostly copied this in Syria and now Iran.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

300 264 “Architect” as a verb? Really??

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ)

301 22 Well the Marxists are also hoping to outlast Trump so there's that
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (m3W2a)

They will. Question is, will we let them post-Trump?

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (fZiTB)

302 sickening

why did they have a storage unit full of explosives?!?! that's one hell of a PICNIC
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2)
********
Boys will be boys. ~ CNN

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

303 Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus.

March 10th, 1977.

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (5rh/l)

304 I will bet my life that the boomers running Rolling Stone will put these new terrorists on the cover to relive the Boston Marathon bomber controversy.

All they do is relive the past.

Posted by: MJ at March 10, 2026 09:05 AM (XOmY9)

305 Righteous AI/MS rant re: music software

>>>Microsoft isn’t having a strong start to 2026. Windows 11 users are fiercely complaining about many aspects of the operating system: the need for a Microsoft account just to access your own computer; your desktop being treated as an advertising board; constant pressure to subscribe to premium services; updates leaving computers unbootable. And of course, there’s Copilot, a modern-day AI version of Clippy that, somehow, manages to be even more annoying than the original.

https://tinyurl.com/2yxcw4jn

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2026 09:05 AM (dK+Kv)

306 I gotta ask. Aren't Seals underwater EOD experts?"

Allah will save us!!

/

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

307 Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus."

*insert Prep H joke here*

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

308 The very worst thing about Windows 11 that drove me to Linux was OneDrive.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:07 AM (aTgV0)

309 I gotta ask. Aren't Seals underwater EOD experts?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+nEug)


They are trained to blow shit up underwater.

I don't know if they're trained on disposing of underwater explosives.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

310 Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus."

*insert Prep H joke here*
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
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Someday they will change the name of that planet to Urectum, just to get rid of those stupid jokes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:08 AM (ESVrU)

311
Did we catch Jesse Jackson, Jr. blasting the three ex-Presidents for overstepping and ignoring the family's expressed wishes that the late Reverend's memorial service speechifying be about their late father and his own work?

It was enlightening, though, to learn that J'Blowme appointed the first black to the U.S. Supreme Court. The More You Know...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:08 AM (xG4kz)

312 Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus.

March 10th, 1977.
Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (5rh/l)

There are any number of witty, but childish, things that could be said about this...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (xT8gx)

313 Good morning!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (Suwql)

314 It's a secret.
(no, not really. It's used to paint a quite detailed picture of solid surfaces. You should see what current fishfinders can image)
Posted by: man
___________

I assume that would be even more effective at shallower depths, but would it be possible to completely surveil the entire seabed at issue? Has to be over a thousand square miles.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (XvL8K)

315
"Perfessor" Squirrel

Nice Futurama shoutout!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (xG4kz)

316 It was enlightening, though, to learn that J'Blowme appointed the first black to the U.S. Supreme Court. The More You Know...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:08 AM (xG4kz)


Hairy Blackman? I thought that was Nixon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

317 There are any number of witty, but childish, things that could be said about this..."

And we're just stupid enough to do this!

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

318 PS, Stevie Wonder's real blindness has nothing to do with his optic nerve.

-
Such a shame. He's a great musician but a lousy human being. Remember when he did Love's In Need of Love Today? Now he's all Hate's In Need of Hate Today.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

319 >>>Still pushing that global warming bullshit, I see.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Maybe we should have Tucker look into the contrails weather control conspiracy. Induced global warming.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (M9gjJ)

320 "And we're just stupid enough to do this!
Posted by: man"


I certainly am!

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (aTgV0)

321 I assume that would be even more effective at shallower depths, but would it be possible to completely surveil the entire seabed at issue? Has to be over a thousand square miles.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (XvL8K)


You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)

322 The double standards are awesome. The pretending is even awesomer.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (cS1cw)

323
Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus.


And that itself trailed the discovery of the crisis of ring around the collar by how many years?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (xG4kz)

324 320 "And we're just stupid enough to do this!
Posted by: man"


Oh, blow it out your........

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (GOmDb)

325 Greek tanker ran the Strait of Hormuz yesterday. It didn't draw attention because it turned off its transponder. Sounds like a plan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (qBBPl)

326 There's a lot we don't know about Uranus.

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)

327 I note that none of the people pissing their pants over Iranian drones, and before that Ukraine drones, and how "we have no way to stop them!!" have said anything about our drone killer missile.

Odd.

But, we have a reusable drone swarm killer.

Flies right in the middle, fries them with a microwave burst, flies back to base to be recharged.

But, same story as those pissing their pants over sea mines.
As if we have no counter?
Just because you're too stupid to think of how to counter, doesn't mean the Navy doesn't have 10+ ways to find and kill mines.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (HXT0k)

328 The two nitwit moosedick moron "bombers" demonstrate their intellectual incompetence by running up in a crowd and throwing non functional bombs and then running off like they stand a chance of getting away. Typical.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (pohLc)

329 You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use."

This. The area is very, very well defined. And pretty certain at this point nothing is getting thru w/o being spotted and tracked.

Yeah, we're good. Far, far better than what the media would have us believe.

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)

330 Three fucking hours? You're out of control TJM!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

331 Is Uranus a Gas Giant?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (DgMqy)

332 You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
_________

I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)

333 Saw Rings Around Uranus open for Frankie goes to Hollywood at the .... no, no I didn't

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 09:15 AM (qBBPl)

334 Yeah, we're good. Far, far better than what the media would have us believe.
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)
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Considering what commercial-grade detectors can find, the classified military-grade stuff is probably an order of magnitude better.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:15 AM (ESVrU)

335 " Is Uranus a Gas Giant?
Posted by: Bad Andrew"

More like a gas focuser.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:15 AM (aTgV0)

336 ice giant

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ZxPkt)

337 There's a whole lot we don't know about Uranus.

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)
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Enhanced it for you.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (hY+PL)

338 You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
_________

I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)


Run a convoy. Couple destroyers, or frigates, in the lead looking for stuff. Big boys following behind. Easy peasy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

339 331 Only if I have too much Taco Bell.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

340
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
@Bubblebathgirl
Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) keeps lying and saying President Trump declared an illegal war against Iran.

Murphy says he’ll force a daily Senate debate on US strikes in Iran.

Great! He can explain why he thinks it’s okay Iran attacked the US for 47 years.

https://tinyurl.com/2sunuzkc

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

341 Uranus experiences some of the highest winds in the solar system.

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

342 JustTheNews:

"Represented by former Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, Jim Clyburn (D-SC), Rick Crawford (R-AR), Steny Hoyer (D-MD), former Reps. Rodney Davis (R-IL), Tom Davis (R-VA), Ed Perlmutter (D-CO), and former Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL) are suing taxpayers for retroactive pay hikes that could add tens of millions—and potentially far more—to federal liabilities," according to the organization.

Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

343 >>The two nitwit moosedick moron "bombers" demonstrate their intellectual incompetence by running up in a crowd and throwing non functional bombs and then running off like they stand a chance of getting away. Typical.


Suicide bombers are not selected for their intellect; they are chosen for their commitment to the cause.

Just saw on CBS that they are depicting him as a confused teen. No. A confused teen does not train w/ISIS and dabble in mass murder.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)

344 A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000"

It's quite a bit smaller. IIRC, the chokepoint is about 4 miles (total) in width...

The entire Strait is only about 100 miles long..

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

345 Funny that it is not being mentioned that all that Venezuelan oil is being refined in the USA now.
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Yeah, one of the "Iran is winning" "Trump is losing" in my hate feed had someone going on a whole rant where the thesis was based upon Venezuelan oil is no longer in the market.

LOL, tard.

PS: These retards also probably think our Secretary of Interior--the highest ranking US official in decades to visit--was just there to sign a mining agreement.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (HXT0k)

346 I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)
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One of my current projects is working on courses related to geospatial engineering.

I'm learning a lot about the absolutely INSANE amount of information we get through numerous layers of detection technology.

You want to know every tree, shrub, and microbe in a thousand square miles? Chances are there's a map of that somewhere.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (ESVrU)

347 Tomorrow's target rich environment:

https://tinyurl.com/2f2ujaat

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (hY+PL)

348 341 Uranus experiences some of the highest winds in the solar system.
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

So it's not just a clever name ......

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (GOmDb)

349 338 You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
_________

I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)

Run a convoy. Couple destroyers, or frigates, in the lead looking for stuff. Big boys following behind. Easy peasy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

Supplemented by air assets with MAD.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (UYhQc)

350 "Uranus experiences some of the highest winds in the solar system.
Posted by: Don Black"


I mean...I don't like to brag...

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (aTgV0)

351 >>>There's a lot we don't know about Uranus.

Posted by: Don Black

>Isn't this why we fund, research and construct probes to explore the boundaries of the nether reaches?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (M9gjJ)

352 Murphy says he’ll force a daily Senate debate on US strikes in Iran.

Whoopty - freaking - doo. A daily Senate debate. Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

353 >>Uranus experiences some of the highest winds in the solar system.

Flatulent observation!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:20 AM (Suwql)

354 Whoopty - freaking - doo. A daily Senate debate. Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)
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Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:20 AM (ESVrU)

355 Btw, the actual source of the quote is this: “You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.”
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I like the part of that, the promise that, through Christ, you will have peace in your life personally.

No matter what is going on in the world.

Everyone always focuses on the "there's always going to be wars" part.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:21 AM (HXT0k)

356 Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less."

"ow" - Assiti aliens

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

357 Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:20 AM (ESVrU)


It's been a while since I studied cosmology but I was under the impression that the Sun was to small to go nova. Red giant and then fade away.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

358 The most dangerous person to a Muslim is another Muslim of a different sect, just as the most likely person to murder a black is, by far, another black.

Your typical communist-indoctrinated idiot will ignore these facts (or just be ignorANT of them) and go off about "racism", "colonialism", yadda-yadda-yadda.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 09:24 AM (IG3/x)

359 327 I note that none of the people pissing their pants over Iranian drones, and before that Ukraine drones, and how "we have no way to stop them!!" have said anything about our drone killer missile.
Odd. But, we have a reusable drone swarm killer.

LIBs already preparing their America250 festival-alternative-Halftime show, with assets to seize and people to burn, to think, they've waited this long! Too long they have stayed their hand, no more.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250


Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:24 AM (rvNqY)

360 >> “Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”


Like, they were just out for a stroll in NYC???
They took the time to learn how to create lethal IEDs, they built them, they - get this! - crossed state lines* on not just any day, but the day of an anti-Islam protest, and then detonated the IEDs in a crowd.

They wanted warm weather by creating a little Hell on earth.


*Rittenhouse was always criticized for crossing state lines, heh

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Suwql)

361 And Republicans just lost their House majority of 218...it is now 217-214 with 3 vacancies...yes, Trump must have known this was coming, and nothing else gets passed this year...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ california-rep-leaves-gop-become-183530040.html

"Rep. Kevin Kiley of California said Monday he was immediately leaving the Republican Party to become an independent.

"I'm also today asking the clerk of the U.S. House of Representatives to have that reflected in the official roster," Kiley said in a call with reporters."

Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (tOcjL)

362 Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


So a fairy flapping his wings on the other end of the universe will cause our sun to go nova?

What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Z7Mnq)

363 >>Isn't this why we fund, research and construct probes to explore the boundaries of the nether reaches?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
----

I don't think we've ever sent a mission specifically to probe Uranus

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)

364 So a fairy flapping his wings on the other end of the universe will cause our sun to go nova?

What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Z7Mnq)
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Congratulations! You just wiped out a civilization that was going to offer us immortality!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:26 AM (ESVrU)

365 What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger?"

"oh no, not that a**hole again" - Alien on other end of the Universe

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

366
"Rep. Kevin Kiley of California said Monday he was immediately leaving the Republican Party to become an independent.

"I'm also today asking the clerk of the U.S. House of Representatives to have that reflected in the official roster," Kiley said in a call with reporters."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (tOcjL)

He's in CA in a gerrymandered district.. He said he was still gonna caucus with the Republicans...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (GOmDb)

367 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 50 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high of 70 predicted. Yay!

Got a lot of writing to do today, so only popping in to say hello and wish you all a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (ufSfZ)

368 >>>Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less."

"ow" - Assiti aliens

Posted by: man

>What about a butterfly in Brazil? Or are they only good for tornadoes in Texas?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (M9gjJ)

369 Here's a thought I had:

If Barak Obama is so popular--and was the dream President of all blacks--how come there are no teenagers named Barak or Obama?

LOL

Their mamas would've been getting knocked up by whatever babydaddy was basting them at the time he was first "elected."

What gives?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:28 AM (HXT0k)

370 After 144 Years In New Jersey, Exxon Asks Shareholders To Back Texas Move To Cut Litigation Risks

"The Texas Redomiciliation may reduce the risk of future frivolous litigation against the Texas Corporation and its directors and officers."

Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

371 it's me donna, that saved a lot of hair on fire.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (+nEug)

372 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 50 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high of 70 predicted. Yay!

Got a lot of writing to do today, so only popping in to say hello and wish you all a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (ufSfZ)

Good morning!

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (UYhQc)

373 ADP Signals Best Job Gains In Almost 4 Months, As BLS Payrolls Plunged

...according to ADP, private employers added the most jobs last week since Thanksgiving.

Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (RHGPo)

374 371 it's me donna, that saved a lot of hair on fire.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (+nEug)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (GOmDb)

375 >>Got a lot of writing to do today, so only popping in to say hello and wish you all a lovely day.


Back 'atcha, MPPPP!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

376 Write On!

Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:31 AM (XuXeR)

377 The exodus continues:

@californiapost
·
10h
Yamaha pulling out of California after half a century: HQ headed to Georgia https://trib.al/D0SNciA

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)

378 > just as the most likely person to murder a black is, by far, another black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 09:24 AM (IG3/x)


Whatever other type of race-grifter he was, the recently-deceased Jesse Jackson didn't sugar-coat this.

I recall him telling a story about walking down the street in Chicago late at night, noticing a group of "youths" nearby, and being relieved when he realized they were white.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (IG3/x)

379 Gas price is at an all time high! We’re heading into a global depression because of it.

Oh no wait a second. It’s at the same level of August 2024. Lol

It’s hilarious to see the msm shriek about gas prices not realizing we’re just back to the price just prior to Trump taking over. A time when I was told we had the best economy ever.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (HF36u)

380 362 Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so.
...
So a fairy flapping his wings on the other end of the universe will cause our sun to go nova?
...
What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger?

A: Gavin&psychoDancin' AOC running the country and the WORLD! IceKingJOE Style.... Implementing Susan Rice's policies of universal retribution -- to pit Man against other men until we exist NO MORE.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (dsmEP)

381 It’s hilarious to see the msm shriek about gas prices not realizing we’re just back to the price just prior to Trump taking over. A time when I was told we had the best economy ever.
Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (HF36u)

I would think the left would be very happy about high gas prices. Helps their EV push.

Kind of like how I thought they'd be happy about erasing an anti-woman regime.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (UYhQc)

382 309 I gotta ask. Aren't Seals underwater EOD experts?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+nEug)

They are trained to blow shit up underwater.

I don't know if they're trained on disposing of underwater explosives.
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Airborne or USVs Mine Countermeasures can do this. A lurking mini sub can be erased very easily by today's mine seekers. The can all be done remotely, too. Pretty sure the fleet deployed have them on hand. (Hint - I worked for Airborne Mine Countermeasures at one time.) It takes a Marine to make sailors work.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (pZ64F)

383 would think the left would be very happy about high gas prices. Helps their EV push.

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Left: oil is evil. Nobody should use it.

Also left: oh my god Trump made oil expensive which means less oil will be used. He’s worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (HF36u)

384 381 It’s hilarious to see the msm shriek about gas prices not realizing we’re just back to the price just prior to Trump taking over. A time when I was told we had the best economy ever.
Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (HF36u)

I would think the left would be very happy about high gas prices. Helps their EV push.

The LIBs ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless because the Value Illicitly obtained retains no value. That life has value, Meaning and PURPOSE and the continuity of their being foiled by people who refuse to do more than Absolutely Nothing in the face of an Evil which has no Justification, nor does it seek any is why they carp the loudest -- not just for your cheesecake, but more...

LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray -- a pagent of the depraved!

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250

So much better than the absurdity of a good episode of Doctor Who, only now it’s real; this is insane, monstrous, and also grimly fascinating. MORE !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:42 AM (zjUGX)

385 >>>Someday they will change the name of that planet to Urectum, just to get rid of those stupid jokes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>A new moon, the largest in the belt, has been christened The Dingleberry. It's orbit is perpetual.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (M9gjJ)

386 Art is up.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 09:46 AM (+4yJ5)

387 pudinhead, thank you

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (+nEug)

388 387 pudinhead, thank you
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (+nEug)
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You're welcome.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 09:54 AM (pZ64F)

389 386 Art is up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDdp_N_lcR8
So is the the Idiocracy's Kamala-lookalike star/Rita

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:55 AM (I8265)

390 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

As of early 2024, an estimated 49.2 million people in the United States identify as Black or African American, representing approximately 14-15% of the total U.S. population. This includes those identifying as Black alone or in combination with other races, marking a significant increase from 36.2 million in 2000.
Population Growth: the Black population has grown by 33% since 2000.
Demographic Breakdown: In 2024, roughly 39.9 million people identified as non-Hispanic Black alone, while others identified as Black in combination with another race or as Black Hispanic.
Age: The Black population is younger on average than the total U.S. population, with a median age of 32.6 years compared to 38.2 years nationwide.

The number of foreign-born Black people in the U.S. has roughly doubled since 2000. The U.S. Black population's growth has been driven by increased immigration from Africa and the Caribbean, a rise in interracial marriage, higher fertility rates, and more people identifying as multiracial.

Texas, Florida, and Georgia experienced the largest numeric increases between 2010 and 2024. Utah, Arizona,

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:00 AM (NFX2v)

391 Minnesota, and Nevada saw the fastest growth in their Black populations between 2010 and 2024.

(^Refs. include Pew, U.S. Census + 6 others)

While overall immigration trends show growth, particularly from Latin America, Asia, and Africa, the white non-Hispanic population as a whole has declined, with immigrants of color driving most of the recent foreign-born growth. (National Equity Atlas + 1 other)
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Nothing stays the same - which is generally a good thing - but this kind of data seems to support the seemingly bottomless confidence of O, Harris, Omar, Mamdani, and others of their ilk, though not a one are the brightest bulbs in the strand.

🔥 Australia grants asylum to 5 Iranian soccer players after Trump pressure. The female players had been criticized by hard-liners back home after they stood silently while the Iranian national anthem played during an Asian Cup match. (WaPo) 👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:00 AM (NFX2v)

392 What's all this I hear about mimes in the Strait of Hormuz?

Posted by: Emily Latella at March 10, 2026 10:51 AM (4NO2D)

393 392. What's all this I hear about mimes in the Strait of Hormuz?
Posted by: Emily Latella

😂

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:55 AM (NFX2v)

394 Don’t fall for it. This is the Usual FBI Agit-Prop Event.

Last month in Minnesorta', Lang was caught synchronizing his Koran-burning with his ANTIFA Partners. Fire and ICE-Out!

Now he’s working with his next partner, Mayor Mamba of NYC/Uganda. THEY ARE BOTH DEEP STATE PLANTS.

Did you notice how an FBI Agent was right there for the arrest?

This is just more Divide and Conquer Agit-Prop Theater, like using a Furry Fall Guy in Utah, Caesar Sayoc, the DC Pipe-Bomber, Q Shaman, FBI dressed as Nazis, FBI dressed as Patriot Front, etc.,etc.,etc. Or J6 itself. The Hegelian Dialectic.

The CIA is trying to start WWIII by blaming Putin for helping Iran with targeting, a bald-faced lie which PDT is not buying.

And the FBI is still playing the same old J6 Get Trump-Games.

ho hum.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2026 11:09 AM (bEvrA)

395 Pretty sure that Stevie Wonder can actually see.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (n5tGW)

Daily News Stuff 10 March 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude




Bonus Interlude



Yes, that's the same band.

I think.



Disclaimer: No, I don't know either.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 Morning all

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:00 AM (lJ0H4)

2 My comment disappeared

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:03 AM (lJ0H4)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 04:04 AM (sAmhv)

4 And now it's back

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2026 04:04 AM (lJ0H4)

5 I made you a comment but I eated it.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 10, 2026 04:06 AM (BLOW1)

6 BOING!

Back from the shelter. Seems like no harm done.

Found an interesting Iran account posting when possible:

https://x.com/mamlekate

They are not on the Mullah's side.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 04:16 AM (1o8D5)

7 I see GPL and I'm thinking Grand Prix Legends. That was one of the greatest racing sims ever made.

Nothing to do with the posted article.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 04:19 AM (sAmhv)

8
Anthropic is entropic. Also misanthropic. The DoD ought to confiscate their tech and make them all galley slaves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:28 AM (r1R4X)

9 Poke.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 10, 2026 04:29 AM (BLOW1)

10 Yeah! May the GPL die a horrific death. The MIT license is a better license, anyway.

Posted by: David, Iranian disinformation bot at March 10, 2026 04:32 AM (XYoxR)

11 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

12 Also, the got who wrote that article is a fucktard. He can take the whole thing and use it under the MIT license, so what is the problem?

Posted by: David, Iranian disinformation bot at March 10, 2026 04:37 AM (XYoxR)

13 Watched a nice video on Hypercard last night. A comment lead me to Decker.

https://beyondloom.com/decker/

It's similar to Hypercard with its own programing language. Run on Windows, Mac, and Linux. I'm gonna try installing it today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2026 04:37 AM (gQ15S)

14 Well the 1st video is quite strange

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)

15 Back to sleep for me. Dog crashed out. Old cat came in and settled. Now's my chance!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2026 04:48 AM (gQ15S)

16 Wish I could go back to sleep. Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 10, 2026 04:53 AM (O7YUW)

17 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at March 10, 2026 04:56 AM (AN2gy)

18 Pets are fed, both indoor and outdoor, but still got a couple tasks.

Trash goes out, so I must clean the litter boxes.

See you in a couple.

Posted by: fluffy at March 10, 2026 05:00 AM (AN2gy)

19 "He can take the whole thing and use it under the MIT license, so what is the problem?"

Did you bother to read the article?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 10, 2026 05:02 AM (EhiZ2)

20 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 10, 2026 05:05 AM (bQ4nt)

21
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 05:11 AM (tljrc)

22 Good Morning America! How's it hangin?

Posted by: Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei at March 10, 2026 05:22 AM (mp2aO)

23 Oops- sock explodie

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 05:23 AM (mp2aO)

24 This is complicated but it shows how Thune is an influence peddler and peddlee:

https://tinyurl.com/56un3f5e

DataRepublican linked to this. She's also digging at Thune.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 05:24 AM (1o8D5)

25 Oops- sock explodie

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 05:23 AM (mp2aO)
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Darn!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 05:25 AM (1o8D5)

26 Congrats to the Aussies for granting asylum to the Persian soccer team kids who refused to sing the mullah anthem, and were facing death at home for their protest.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 05:26 AM (mp2aO)

27 This is complicated but it shows how Thune is an influence peddler and peddlee:

https://tinyurl.com/56un3f5e

DataRepublican linked to this. She's also digging at Thune.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 05:24 AM (1o8D5)
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More:

https://tinyurl.com/599rbc8z

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 05:28 AM (1o8D5)

28 You know that new plaque for J6 Capitol Police Officers?

Here's one of them whose name went up:

https://tinyurl.com/47krkuam

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 05:31 AM (1o8D5)

29 This is complicated but it shows how Thune is an influence peddler and peddlee:

https://tinyurl.com/56un3f5e

DataRepublican linked to this. She's also digging at Thune.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 05:24 AM (1o8D5)
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The SAVE Act is now the central struggle between the Uniparty Senate, as represented by the painfully and stubbornly clumsy John Thune, and the citizens of the United States, virtually all of whom support the bill. The bills virtues or mistakes no longer matter, it has a political importance from the Uniparty battling to control the Senate GOPe caucus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 05:34 AM (15RAy)

30 Even if Australian granting them asylum they shouldn't stay there

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 05:43 AM (Ia/+0)

31 >This is complicated but it shows how Thune is an influence peddler and peddlee:
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he is like most members of Congress
a political whore- he has sold his ass to his financial backers

People, Congress doesn't work for us
it works for the monied interests which pump a river of cash thru the Capitol building

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 05:44 AM (ZxPkt)

32 Now Politico implies Trump might be willing to save John Cornyn if the Senate passes the Save Act.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 05:46 AM (pcpun)

33 I don't know if this qualifies as a tech thread comment, but I am having a whole house humidifier installed today

I've had enough of this Atacama Desert-like dry air

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 05:47 AM (ZxPkt)

34 “ Lord, you are my God; I will exalt you and praise your name, for in perfect faithfulness you have done wonderful things, things planned long ago.”

Isaiah 25:1

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 05:51 AM (JpKcK)

35 I've sold my soul to the company store

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 05:51 AM (jrgJz)

36 Evening and morning for a Tiu's Day to all the late toilers, early risers, insomaniacals, and even you planet-wreckers!

Amazingly, a certain big black cat whose name rhymes with "curling" did NOT leap across me and kick me awake at 3:30. He did trill and jump up next to me; I pulled him gently down next to me, and closed my eyes, determined to go back to sleep. And somehow I did, for a whole extra hour. Two days in a row, yet! Whoo-hoo!

How did everybody's First Day on DST 2026 go?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 05:56 AM (wzUl9)

37 Congrats to the Aussies for granting asylum to the Persian soccer team kids who refused to sing the mullah anthem, and were facing death at home for their protest.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026


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They did grant asylum? I saw Ace's post where they were waffling over it, afraid to offend the Moslems. Maybe Trump's announcement that the US would take them in swung the AU "leaders" over to sanity?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)

38 w00t

Posted by: m at March 10, 2026 06:01 AM (+YA9H)

39 Philadelphia channel 6 weather says 80 today, high 70s tomorrow and rain coming

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 06:02 AM (Ia/+0)

40 San Antonio driver's quick thinking helps save man facing medical emergency:

https://tinyurl.com/2f529m8w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 06:02 AM (ZeH0U)

41 w00t

Posted by: m at March 10, 2026 06:01 AM (+YA9H)
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I mentioned you in ONT comment 400.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 06:03 AM (1o8D5)

42 There are remits of company towns where I grew up in upstate NY. A large building which held the company store with offices upstairs. 50 or more all identical houses lining the streets in the town. Modest houses, which most have survived to this day. The factory is long gone, and most people will drive through it and not realize what it all was. I read where the workers even got free health care, dental care, etc. I believe this was true through out the north east and mid west. Especially in the coal mining areas.

Posted by: Colin at March 10, 2026 06:04 AM (e8qy3)

43 They did grant asylum? I saw Ace's post where they were waffling over it, afraid to offend the Moslems. Maybe Trump's announcement that the US would take them in swung the AU "leaders" over to sanity?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)
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Here is an Australia asylum story

https://tinyurl.com/33d8r93y

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 06:05 AM (UiTSm)

44 @36/Wolfus: "How did everybody's First Day on DST 2026 go?"

Tired, dragging. Today's worse. Will try to reset properly by going to bed early tonight.

Re Stirling: Maybe he's learning to be a snuggle-cat instead of a pounce-cat? Here's hoping.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 10, 2026 06:06 AM (O7YUW)

45 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: I know! I know!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 06:10 AM (Pojtn)

46 a certain big black cat whose name rhymes with "curling"
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Does it never rhyme with "birling"? Or, um, "erl-king"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 06:12 AM (Pojtn)

47
Tired, dragging. Today's worse. Will try to reset properly by going to bed early tonight.

Re Stirling: Maybe he's learning to be a snuggle-cat instead of a pounce-cat? Here's hoping.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 10, 2026


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You'll catch up, G & R.

Stirling has always been a snuggler. This 3:30 am leaping/kicking entertainment of his is fairly new -- only in the last few months. If he'd done this while I was still working, I'd have had to lock him out of the bedroom.

Which I did when he was a small kitten; he wanted to milk-tread me and even try to nurse my arm. I'd let him into the bedroom when I got up, and he'd throw himself on me every morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

48 Other than my truck not making it, will be back on JJ's thread

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 06:14 AM (Ia/+0)

49 Very nice music selection. Not something I would normally listen to or even consider, but I just couldn't look away.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 06:15 AM (M9gjJ)

50 They know how to put on a show.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 10, 2026 06:16 AM (BLOW1)

51 I'll work out today and tomorrow, skip Thursday -- it will probably be raining in the am -- and finish out the week on Friday.

I'm trying the classic New England farmer's "early morning aches and pains" panacea: apple cider vinegar and honey dissolved in a glass of water. Since honey does not dissolve well in cold water, last night I heated some water, mixed the glassful, and put it in the refrigerator to drink when I got up. I'll make up another dose just before dinner. Maybe it will help, along with coffee and the workout, to ease those niggling aches. And the honey may give me some more workout energy!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

52 Gaither vocal band sings about fathers and God our father and Christ FenSpouse liked it:

https://tinyurl.com/yykce3th

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 06:19 AM (rZCVI)

53 Now Politico implies Trump might be willing to save John Cornyn if the Senate passes the Save Act.

It will be interesting to see who Cornyn's friends are. No one in Congress cares about their voters, just the Establishment and the Party Stewards.

So for John to stay, the other Senators who hate us and are gaslighting us about sponsoring the bill but doing nothing that even resembles sponsoring (eg advancing, advocating, etc.) would have to vote to take apart the very system that puts them into office.

What will likely happen is that SAVE America Act doesn't become law, John still loses the primary to Paxton and the remaining GOP Senate funds skip Texas in the generals and we in Texas have to beat the mega money put behind Screwtape because the GOP Senate wants to teach us a lesson about not electing their cronies.

I'm still fighting for the SAVE America Act and Paxton despite these bastards and will be keeping score.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:23 AM (a4flb)

54 41 w00t

Posted by: m at March 10, 2026 06:01 AM (+YA9H)
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I mentioned you in ONT comment 400.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 06:03 AM (1o8D5)

Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: m at March 10, 2026 06:25 AM (+YA9H)

55 Hard non-sequitur here, but the world needs the assistance of the Morons of the praying persuasion once again. SiL is struggling with some respiratory issues, and just took a hard turn for the worse it sounds like. Thanks to everyone, even if you just take a fraction of a second for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2026 06:27 AM (Ot/FD)

56 willowed from the ONT; some first-hand anecdotal info:

408 I married a Japanese lass, have Japanese inlaws, lived there for 4 years, trust me, 99.9% of Japanese people, like Americans, are just regular people doing regular people stuff like paying off a mortgage or trying to make their kids put on a jacket before going outside.
Posted by: amos at March 10, 2026 05:58 AM (VqAdP)

Posted by: m at March 10, 2026 06:29 AM (+YA9H)

57 Good morning, one and all. I am happy to report that our guest dog actually slept until it was time for me to wake up as opposed to yelling the house awake half an hour before the usual time.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 06:30 AM (+4yJ5)

58 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2026 06:27 AM (Ot/FD
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Done, and best wishes to him

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 06:30 AM (7PvO/)

59 Done, and best wishes to him
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 06:30 AM (7PvO/)

Ah, sorry. Sister in Law, not Son in Law. I only just now realized that that's ambiguous.

But thanks

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2026 06:31 AM (Ot/FD)

60 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2026 06:27 AM (Ot/FD)

I don't think a request for prayer is ever a non sequiter and I will pray right now for your SIL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 06:32 AM (PFs9e)

61
non sequitur
noun

a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement: his weird mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.

ORIGIN
Latin, literally ‘it does not follow’.

Posted by: m at March 10, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H)

62 Sleep is nowhere to be had after knee replacement surgery, an aftereffect no one mentioned to me in the lead-up but now I find is standard.

In desperation I ate a third of a gummie last night, something a friend recommended. At 3 mg, that is a very light dose of THC. For the first time in six weeks I got nearly 5 hours of sleep, for which I am thankful!

Anyway, for those looking for ideas on how to get a nights rest, gummies helped.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 06:37 AM (stfyU)

63 >>> Did you bother to read the article?

A bit early for such talk, isn't it?

Posted by: fluffy at March 10, 2026 06:37 AM (AN2gy)

64 DST whiners=cat ate my homework

Posted by: Accomack at March 10, 2026 06:39 AM (8jVAy)

65 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at March 10, 2026 06:41 AM (2Ez/1)

66 I've honestly never minded the daylight savings temporal hokey pokey.

I'm usually working on plus-or-minus two hours to the actual time, anyway, so one hour here or there is well within my error of measurement.

The real problem is keeping up with what day it is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2026 06:44 AM (Ot/FD)

67 Is it AI powered or is it designed for reviewing AI-generated slop?

I was looking at some FDX solutions posted to GitHub.

What it looks like is someone took the OpenAPI yaml files (which describe the API endpoints) and had AI slap together code to host it.

It clearly is AI because many core models are described several times (rather than once and being reused), no database schemas are designed (yet they have code to pull from these non-existing databases) no way to populate the database (FDX is really more about exposing accounts, customers, and transactions rather than managing them)

It is an incoherent mess, and due to the size of the generated code, I'm not sure how many tokens are going to be needed to be able to do a competent PR review.

To me, it looks like a scam to generate more revenue.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:46 AM (a4flb)

68 22 Good Morning America! How's it hangin?
Posted by: Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei at March 10, 2026 05:22 AM (mp2aO)


Swingin' pretty, my friend, reeeeal pretty.

Soundgarden - Pretty Noose (Remastered Audio)
https://youtu.be/KhkBbUn0xdg

(The "noose" is actually metaphorical, but "an attractively packaged bad idea ... that seems great at first and then comes back to bite you" is a fair description of the mad mullahs' half-century of Scrappy Doo smack talk.)

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 06:46 AM (Sy6m/)

69 Huck Follywood, I'm glad you got some sleep.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 06:47 AM (+4yJ5)

70 >>> DST whiners=cat ate my homework

Excuse me, but

1) the cat puked on my homework

B) as an early riser it is frustrating and unpleasant to have sunrise knocked back to late January

Posted by: fluffy at March 10, 2026 06:47 AM (AN2gy)

71 Did you bother to read the article?

A bit early for such talk, isn't it?


probably a n00b, doesn't understand that actually reading the articles is for rookies.

As for the Morning Report, its fire first, read the articles sometime later in the afternoon.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 06:49 AM (a4flb)

72 Does the world really need a PlayStation 6?

Most games are just Fortnight and Roblox derivatives. And you can play those on an iPad and Minecraft is still the most played game in the world.

Just a soulless money grab.

I think the age of the console is over.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:00 AM (XV/Pl)

73 I think the age of the console is over.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


The Steam Console may turn that around but you have a point about what most games are nowadays.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 07:02 AM (+4yJ5)

74 I think the age of the console is over.

IDK .I am touched when people authentically console me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 07:07 AM (1Vo6X)

75 nood sefton

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 07:16 AM (Sy6m/)

76
jj es nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 07:16 AM (tljrc)

77 mornin yall. A local store was burglarized by a man "experiencing homelessness". Now he is "experiencing jailness". I expect he will be back to experiencing homelessness by this afternoon.

This is why I will not go downtown. There are some nasty people there and the city refuses to get them off the streets. They say "we can't do anything" while continuing to let the tent city grow down by the river, blocking the bike and walking paths they built, I guess, for the people experiencing homelessness. We need a good flood to wash that crap away.

It's not a big city but it is run by Democrats. The rot has spread to the county and I can't wait to get out of here.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (vFG9F)

78 And in other news, I finally integrated Platform IO into neovim so I no longer have to use vscode for ESP32 development.

Which is nice, the last straw was Microsoft deprecating intellisense for copilot telisense and every time you open vscode msoft wants to update it with some ai feature.

And if you really want to use ai in a coding app, googles antigravity is a better choice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (XV/Pl)

79 In the first video I really like the second from the left. She has a rubber face and a great voice. I really like her moves at the end of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2mb1vgNg70

Posted by: alex at March 10, 2026 07:51 AM (z25sE)

80 Thank you, Pixy!

Posted by: m at March 10, 2026 09:51 AM (+YA9H)

81 The idea that the US government, specifically the WAR department, does not get to decide who is or isn't a "supply chain threat" is absolutely idiotic.

At some point the insane people need to get it through their thick skulls that the courts are not the answer to your every goddam wish or complaint about how the government operates.

Posted by: deadrody at March 10, 2026 10:11 AM (qf6NU)

82 33 I don't know if this qualifies as a tech thread comment, but I am having a whole house humidifier installed today

They are wonderful things, but if you get actual winter where you live, keep track of the condensation on the windows in winter.

Posted by: AB at March 10, 2026 10:32 AM (ArLSQ)

83 Love me some Broken Peach.

Posted by: ChupaMe at March 10, 2026 11:02 AM (Yi1xw)

84 82 "no, johnny. that too is con den say shun."

Posted by: cmeat at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (R11M+)

85 i suggest posting up some "me first and the gimme gimmes."
there are lots of choices.

Posted by: cmeat at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (R11M+)

86 So Anthropic not wanting AI to be used to decide who lives and dies is treason? This site really has gone off the deep end.

Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2026 02:21 PM (dO+ce)

87 I don't often watch the music videos, but those were entrancing.

Posted by: DavidD at March 10, 2026 10:03 PM (MSTeU)

Overnight Open Thread [03/09/2026]

ExecRockNY26.jpg

That's Execution Rock in Long Island Sound. It was built 175 years ago as a lighthouse, but the rocks have obviously been there forever, and supposedly were used as a method of execution. Criminals were chained to the rocks at low tide, and....

It's a convenient marker for boaters, and when I used to sail on the Sound we would usually go past it. If anyone knows the area it is between New Rochelle and Glen Cove. The sailing is good...sometimes, but that end of Long Island Sound is known for light airs. For the really fun stuff you have to go out to the other end of the Sound, near where it meets Block Island Sound and then the Atlantic.

Oddly, in spite of the catastrophic rise in sea levels that will inundate the Eastern Seaboard, it looks pretty much the same as it did when the lighthouse was built. Probably some local gravitational vortex and of course the Jooo's Weather Machine keeps it from being flooded.

[Sorry about the music; it's a good song, but I couldn't find anything with "execution in it!]

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[Hat Tip: XBradTC]

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This is a twofer! It exposes the deeply strange society that post-war Japan has morphed into, and it also suggests that religion is an amazingly healthy thing...otherwise people do dumb shit like this: People are meditating inside coffins in Japan: 'Gaze at life through being conscious of death'
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Sort of like the Dead, only better and less irritating.


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This guy is a professional eater who has branched out into YouTube because he actually has a personality and is sort of amusing.


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The Far Side

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1 "Life is simple.
It's people who complicate it."
—Cowboy Kent Rollins

The Storm That Nearly Broke Me |
Cooking Through a Texas Ranch Storm (30:50)
https://youtu.be/QtiaQWAx6c8

Posted by: mindful webworker has the best Malinois in the whole neighborhood at March 09, 2026 10:09 PM (ByrUz)

2 ONT! ONT!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2026 10:09 PM (cYBz/)

3 A minute ago: "Dude, where's my ONT?"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 09, 2026 10:09 PM (O7YUW)

4 🧿🤡🤡 . 🤡🤡🧿

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 10:09 PM (QGeR/)

5 Nick Shirley is on Gutfeld.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

6 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 10:10 PM (SRRAx)

7 Caw caw

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at March 09, 2026 10:10 PM (nVdR7)

8 Hey, that's CBD. How'd CBD get to drive the blog? Hey, CBD, Wait up!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 10:10 PM (JkO4W)

9 Get Doyle to solve a quintic!

Posted by: a sadistic alien at March 09, 2026 10:10 PM (gKWVE)

10 Little-known factoid: CBD delays posting the Monday ONT because he gets ½¢ for every refresh click. Troof!

Posted by: mindful webworker knows the secret at March 09, 2026 10:11 PM (ByrUz)

11 Evening,

Launch soon.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - EchoStar XXV
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 9, 2026 EDT
Launch Time: 11:19 p.m. EDT (March 10, 0319 UTC, 04:19 CET)

https://youtu.be/8lKK_twe7vE

Alternative link if needed.

The Launch Pad

https://youtu.be/sAQRd89tLnA

Posted by: Joyenz at March 09, 2026 10:12 PM (2F0/Y)

12 That little island should be safe in case of a zombie outbreak, unless zombies can walk across the sea bottom.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)

13 Holy crap. That third out can be a bitch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 10:12 PM (A5RD0)

14 If half dozen shows up, I will be in Salt Lake City at the end of April. I want to see the Mormon Tabernacle Choir practice; if you have time to meet, dinner is on me (I will be getting in on Wednesday afternoon)!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 10:13 PM (SRRAx)

15 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 09, 2026 10:13 PM (w3u3d)

16 Execution Rock was one of the great Saturday morning educational cartoons, with catchy tunes by Leopold & Loeb.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 09, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

17 ½¢ goes to Ace. I get half that.

[Cheap bastard]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (n9ltV)

18 Mediating inside a coffin, hope no one forgets you are in there and your phone doesn't die due to low battery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (2GVsD)

19 Good evening morons y gracias CBD

It's projectile alright but it's not vomit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

20 Sorry I'm late, I had to replace the screen door on the USS Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (2sQ2F)

21 Thanks for the ONT.

Shouldn't one of those just be random body parts sealed in carbonite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

22 I got Cowboy Kent's Comfort Food the Cowboy Way.

Recommended.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 09, 2026 10:15 PM (/HDaX)

23 It's projectile alright but it's not vomit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)


Colonoscopy tomorrow?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 10:15 PM (n9ltV)

24 Mediating inside a coffin, hope no one forgets you are in there and your phone doesn't die due to low battery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (2GVsD)

Maybe they put a bell on it like the Victorians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

25 Sorry I'm late, I had to replace the screen door on the USS Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (2sQ2F)

That's better than having to replace the plug on the USS Asshole.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 09, 2026 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)

26
That little island should be safe in case of a zombie outbreak, unless zombies can walk across the sea bottom.

Like that robot on Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 10:16 PM (Cqx++)

27 The Maryland Dad praying at the board meeting was awesome.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 09, 2026 10:16 PM (eJ/ld)

28 20 Sorry I'm late, I had to replace the screen door on the USS Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026 10:14 PM (2sQ2F)

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Be grateful you didn't have to change the lube on the USS Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 10:17 PM (JkO4W)

29 Ahoy, morons.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 09, 2026 10:17 PM (edLbw)

30 In my prime I could a eat half gallon of ice cream most Sunday nights.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)

31 Did Leopold or was it Loeb that forgot their glasses on Execution Rock?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:17 PM (2GVsD)

32 No real arable land make it a rest stop, but not a home site (like in State of Decay, great game btw.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

33 Aetius

And a glass porthole

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:18 PM (2GVsD)

34 Oddly, in spite of the catastrophic rise in sea levels that will inundate the Eastern Seaboard, it looks pretty much the same as it did when the lighthouse was built.

People have been collecting old pictures from up and down the east coast and yeah, there is no difference in sea levels in the last 100 or so years.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 10:19 PM (sKqQm)

35 If anyone knows the area it is between New Rochelle and Glen Cove.
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I was stuck digging holes at Jones Beach.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)

36 Are there whip marks on the professor's back? Cruel.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 09, 2026 10:19 PM (7D3Aa)

37 I was told today that I am in fact, not a good member of Christianity because I support President Trump and his effort to save the world. Additionally, the war in the Mideast is totally on the US because the Iranians mullahs are peace loving men of God and have been for 47 years. (Seriously)

Apparently, I am also a poopy-head.

I can accept all the arrows except for that last broadside. That one really hurt.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2026 10:20 PM (cYBz/)

38 Often leftists will complain that "well if we followed the constitution we couldn't do all those important things we have to have the government do!"

And...that's why the constitution exists. To stop people from doing things through government. To force them to instead persuade people.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 10:20 PM (sKqQm)

39 I was stuck digging holes at Jones Beach.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)


I was mostly on the Westchester coast of the Sound.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 10:20 PM (n9ltV)

40 Are there whip marks on the professor's back? Cruel.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 09, 2026 10:19 PM (7D3Aa)

Derivate faster, bitch!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

41 Epic rant by that dad.

"There are children here!"
"Fuck you!"

Normally I'm all for decency and decorum, except for this august blog, but he's right: don't peddle trans ideology in the classroom and then get squeamish about cussing at a public hearing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 09, 2026 10:21 PM (kpS4V)

42 To force them to instead persuade people.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 10:20 PM (sKqQm)


The rationale for the 2nd Amendment! If I am armed, you can't force me to do anything against my will!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 10:22 PM (n9ltV)

43 So what’s good?

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:22 PM (OoFl2)

44

If a professor comes along you must whip him.
If the problem can't be solved you must whip him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 10:22 PM (Cqx++)

45 Re-post from previous thread
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Haole scheis

Kirsche has a clip of James Carville. She compared his speech patterns to that of an old school racist. The desiccated alligator fvcker was literally spitting while openly reveling in his late stage terminal TDS. He was actually calling upon a god to rain down even more TDS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:23 PM (2GVsD)

46 I was told today that I am in fact, not a good member of Christianity because I support President Trump and his effort to save the world.

Go back in time 20 years. Ask any left of center Democrat should we do the things Trump is doing and they'd mostly say yes.

There would be a fair amount of, "Well of course if we could somehow get rid of the Iranian leader without sending in the army..." or...and this would be a fun one..."of course no one supports having men in women's locker rooms...we just want gays to be able to get civil unions!"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 10:23 PM (sKqQm)

47 CBD - Johnny 99 has "execution" in it. But it's but Bruce Springsteen, so it might not be universally enjoyed here!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 10:23 PM (Gei+t)

48
I can accept all the arrows except for that last broadside. That one really hurt.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2026 10:20 PM (cYBz/)

My pastor feels differently.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:23 PM (OoFl2)

49 So what’s good?
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:22 PM (OoFl2)

To crush your enemies, see them driven before, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 09, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j)

50 Thanks for the dandy Monday Night ONT, CBD!

Love the Far Side cartoon. Classic.

That man speaking before the public meeting spoke truth to power. I can only hope his actions were inspiring to other citizens.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 09, 2026 10:23 PM (vrNzf)

51 Finally, it’s the ONT!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 09, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

52
The rationale for the 2nd Amendment! If I am armed, you can't force me to do anything against my will!


The left has been even more insane then usual on the 2A.

Only the police should have guns, in the hands of private citizens they only lead to violence! ICE? Yes they are literal NAZIs and people should show up an oppose them with their guns.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 10:24 PM (sKqQm)

53 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 10:24 PM (sAmhv)

54 Ranting dad probably could have picked up the little worthless LE shit and dwarf tossed the little fucker onto the dais where the mutherfuckers sat.

And continued with the rant.

That... would have been epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 10:25 PM (jtM2q)

55 That's Execution Rock in Long Island Sound. It was built 175 years ago as a lighthouse, but the rocks have obviously been there forever, and supposedly were used as a method of execution. Criminals were chained to the rocks at low tide, and....
===


That is a little involved.
Easier to just strap them to any heavy weight and leave them out at low tide. That is if the intent to make them drown.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 10:25 PM (/lPRQ)

56 That man speaking before the public meeting spoke truth to power. I can only hope his actions were inspiring to other citizens.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 09, 2026 10:23 PM (vrNzf)
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You could definitely hear whooping and hollering of approval at the end.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)

57 The Mic-Drop moment was pretty dang good.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 09, 2026 10:25 PM (O7YUW)

58 Normally I'm all for decency and decorum, except for this august blog, but he's right: don't peddle trans ideology in the classroom and then get squeamish about cussing at a public hearing.

In one school district a parent brought in one of the tranny pron books they added to the elementary school library. He was kicked out for reading adult only material at a school hearing.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm)

59 That is a little involved.
Easier to just strap them to any heavy weight and leave them out at low tide. That is if the intent to make them drown.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 10:25 PM (/lPRQ)

They're sacrifices to the Kraken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

60 https://youtu.be/8lKK_twe7vE

Alternative link if needed.

The Launch Pad

https://youtu.be/sAQRd89tLnA
Posted by: Joyenz
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It took them long enough. Thanks, Joyenz, for getting those rocket schedules in line with our circadian rhythmns.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 10:27 PM (QGeR/)

61 Barky Obama lives on what is basically a big sand bar. He literally has the North Atlantic Ocean in his back yard.

Does Barky believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise? Hint: no.

Does Barky's mortgage lender believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise? Hint: no.

Does Barky's insurance underwriter believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise? Hint: no.

Do any of Barky's "celebrity" neighbors, and their counterparts in places like Malibu, Palm Beach, the French Riviera, and so on, believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise? Hint: no.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2026 10:27 PM (IG3/x)

62 can accept all the arrows except for that last broadside. That one really hurt.
Posted by: Tonypete at March

Being called a poopy-head cuts deep.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

63 Baltimore dude be testifyin'.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 10:27 PM (LHPAg)

64 7th inning stretch

Mexico 2
USA 5

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 10:28 PM (A5RD0)

65 That little island should be safe in case of a zombie outbreak, unless zombies can walk across the sea bottom.
Posted by: Anna Puma


They can.

But the ocean scavengers will eat them as the go, since they're corpses.

But then you get thousands of zombie crabs swarming up the rocks to get you instead.

So it's not really much of an improvement.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

66 Spanish Moon is a great song. I was just listening to Feats Don't Fail Me Now the other day. That and 'Oh Atlanta' always get replayed over and over and over when I put that record on.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 09, 2026 10:28 PM (QdGJh)

67 66 Spanish Moon is a great song. I was just listening to Feats Don't Fail Me Now the other day. That and 'Oh Atlanta' always get replayed over and over and over when I put that record on.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 09, 2026

I like to pretend that song is Feets don’t Fail Me Now.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:30 PM (OoFl2)

68 In one school district a parent brought in one of the tranny pron books they added to the elementary school library. He was kicked out for reading adult only material at a school hearing.
Posted by: 18-1 at March

One of my friends husband was blocked from speaking at meeting in Michigan during Covid because he was outing all the crap in one of the members background. They even canceled the meeting. He's a lawyer and a cop. He sued the city and state so that he could get all the wrongdoing onto the public record. The guy resigned in disgrace.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:30 PM (YZ0Fo)

69 >>For the really fun stuff you have to go out to the other end of the Sound, near where it meets Block Island Sound and then the Atlantic.

I'm somewhat aware of the area. And it was really fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m)

70 Zombies are about the dumbest monster motif.

One point and the laws of conservation of energy no longer apply.

Hell, just take one and put it on a treadmill tied to your electrical system and get free energy forever

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm)

71 Mikeski

Sounds like it should be a survival anime.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

72 This whole idea of competitive gluttony revolts me.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 10:30 PM (Fs0KI)

73 43 So what’s good?
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:22 PM (OoFl2)

We're getting closer to sundress weather.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026 10:31 PM (2sQ2F)

74 That little island should be safe in case of a zombie outbreak, unless zombies can walk across the sea bottom.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl showed us that zombies can, in fact, walk underwater.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 10:31 PM (ESVrU)

75 New Rochelle on the sound, represented here. By the Glen Island Casino

Posted by: The Grateful at March 09, 2026 10:31 PM (IQ6Gq)

76 There is (or maybe was) a rule in admiralty law that capital punishment had occur in a place that (at a minimum) was submerged at high tide, thus placing it in the jurisdiction of admiralty law.

The execution didn't have to be by drowning.

Execution Dock in London was created under a similar legal theory.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (IG3/x)

77 I wish I could speak as well and as forcefully as that man. But, I am terrible at speaking extemporaneously, and would have descended into throwing fists way too soon. I know my mind, I see the evil around us, I will defend my own to the death. But I totally suck at delivering such an effective attack as this man did. God bless him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (0aYVJ)

78 Shouldn't one of those just be random body parts sealed in carbonite?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Bonesaw puzzle, jigsaw puzzle, potayto, potahto.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

79 We're getting closer to sundress weather.
Posted by: tankdemon at M

Hubba Hubba. Sundress and baseball hats.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

80 Evening all, thx CBD. Great music choices, London Calling is probably my favorite album. Little Fear was also a favorite
Gas prices are down to $84 a barrel. The left will have to have something else to yell about soon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (qBBPl)

81 I love it when journalists throw out the 'calculus' of the current state of a perplexing situation, as if they know what calculus even is.

Put on your librarian glasses and pretend you're smart.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (M9gjJ)

82 God bless him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (0aYVJ)
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Very well said.

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 10:33 PM (X1yDi)

83 73 43 So what’s good?
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:22 PM (OoFl2)

We're getting closer to sundress weather.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026

We are! It was over 80 on Saturday. Will have to see what this week brings.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:33 PM (OoFl2)

84 We are! It was over 80 on Saturday. Will have to see what this week brings.
Posted by: Piper at

We hit 86 today.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

85 When frozen in Carbonite, do you dream?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (2GVsD)

86 I love it when journalists throw out the 'calculus' of the current state of a perplexing situation, as if they know what calculus even is.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (M9gjJ)
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I'm always surprised how much calculus is buried deep with my brain. I was never very good at it, but enough has stuck with me that it still trickles up from the back recesses of my brain from time to time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (ESVrU)

87 And big dumper strikes out again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

88 If you want an execution themed song, try "Mercy Seat" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, though I don't think it uses the word "execution." Actually, Johnny Cash did a pretty good cover of that one on the same album he covered "Hurt."

Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (2sQ2F)

89 I love it when journalists throw out the 'calculus' of the current state of a perplexing situation, as if they know what calculus even is.

Put on your librarian glasses and pretend you're smart.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (M9gjJ)

*backs slowly out of the room*

Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (wVcYX)

90 Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl showed us that zombies can, in fact, walk underwater.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09

And their hair flows like they are still under water even when they are not!

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:35 PM (OoFl2)

91 This guy is a professional eater who has branched out into YouTube because he actually has a personality and is sort of amusing.

You're just now learning about Adam? He responded to a comment I left on one of his vids.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

92 I always liked ice cream. I was watching that video thinking yeah, if I was in top form and had fasted for a day in advance, I’d love to sweep that sink!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 10:35 PM (pait2)

93 84 We are! It was over 80 on Saturday. Will have to see what this week brings.
Posted by: Piper at

We hit 86 today.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

77 tomorrow and then cools over the weekend to low 70s.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:36 PM (OoFl2)

94 77 tomorrow and then cools over the weekend to low 70s.
Posted by: Piper at

We actually were in the 50s on Saturday. But still nice. But yup the hot temps and wind are descending. It is March. The tornadoes are on the way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

95 I think we're all poopy heads in here.

Posted by: Low Self-Esteem at March 09, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)

96 >>New Rochelle on the sound, represented here. By the Glen Island Casino

By where I grew up.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)

97 Returning from a commercial during the Lillehammer Olympics, the network played the intro to Little Feat's Cold, Cold, Cold. Never ever heard LF played on broadcast TV prior or after that brief interstitial.

And that's our music history moment for today.

Posted by: 13times at March 09, 2026 10:38 PM (LnS6f)

98 37 I was told today that I am in fact, not a good member of Christianity because I support President Trump and his effort to save the world. Additionally, the war in the Mideast is totally on the US because the Iranians mullahs are peace loving men of God and have been for 47 years. (Seriously)

Apparently, I am also a poopy-head.

I can accept all the arrows except for that last broadside. That one really hurt.

Posted by: Tonypete



Ah. So you met Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

99 85 When frozen in Carbonite, do you dream?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:34 PM (2GVsD)

Only of Electric Sheep.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026 10:39 PM (2sQ2F)

100 We actually were in the 50s on Saturday. But still nice. But yup the hot temps and wind are descending. It is March. The tornadoes are on the way.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Please don't say that!

Saturday marks the one-year anniversary of an F-2 tornado that swept through my town, passing less than 1000 feet from my house.

I don't need a repeat of that experience.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 10:39 PM (ESVrU)

101
I'll cast a charm that will not fail
against the chumps who pay retail

A nightcap's on the drunkard's head
Attacked by golems in his bed

To her mirror the dusky harlot will go
and she'll see her nostrils grow and grow

The chubby twink, mouth shaped like cocks
catches a case of monkey pox

Flotsam and jetsam, hither and yon
check your pockets, your wallet's gone!

*disappears in blue and white puff of smoke*

Posted by: Hebraic Sorceror at March 09, 2026 10:40 PM (BI5O2)

102 Please don't say that!

Saturday marks the one-year anniversary of an F-2 tornado that swept through my town, passing less than 1000 feet from my house.

I don't need a repeat of that experience.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at

Panhandleish and Tulsa both had one this weekend.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:41 PM (YZ0Fo)

103 Songs with "Execution" in them?

Maybe Renegade by Styx?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 09, 2026 10:41 PM (gHSfI)

104 that I am in fact, not a good member of Christianity because I support President Trump and his effort to save the world.

If so, that's a problem with Christianity.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

105 I realize that it's better suited for The Gun Thread, but I just came home and had a discussion with Pooky about getting a gun due to a story someone told in my knitting/sewing circle. They had a situation land on their driveway that involved a teen driving erratically without a license and three patrol cars, two of them from the sheriff's department.

I am not a hoplophobe, my only reservation at having a gun in the house is Pooky's mental state. I'm 5-10% unsure if he can withstand the temptation if one's around, even if it's locked up and he doesn't have the combo/key.

Posted by: pookysgirl, always making the tough decisions at March 09, 2026 10:42 PM (Wt5PA)

106 >>Returning from a commercial during the Lillehammer Olympics, the network played the intro to Little Feat's Cold, Cold, Cold. Never ever heard LF played on broadcast TV prior or after that brief interstitial.

>>And that's our music history moment for today.

I think it was 2 years ago, or maybe that's just when I noticed, FOX started doing the same with the Dead during the MLB playoffs.

Now that surprised me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 10:42 PM (viF8m)

107 Songs with "Execution" in them?

Maybe Renegade by Styx?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 09, 2026 10:41 PM (gHSfI)
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The Jolly Executioner by The Rumjacks

It said his blade weighed half a tonne,
O’ Spanish steel, Christ how it shone,
With a whistle & thump yer dash were done,
And the axe cared not for who you were,

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 10:43 PM (ESVrU)

108 I'll have plenty of time to contemplate my life from a coffin when I am dead. Assuming, if course, that there is enough left of me to justify a coffin.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at March 09, 2026 10:43 PM (vTTFR)

109 Ah. So you met Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

You wonder if he has any endgame - even Qatar has decided he’s an idiot.

Qatar is a constant source of laughs - suddenly they’ve decided to expel all Hamas members from their country. Qatar was fine so long as Hamas was just slaughtering Jewish women and children, but this time Hamas refused to condemn Iran for tossing a couple missiles in Qatar’s direction!
That’s it, that’s the Unforgivable Crime, Hamas has got to go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 10:44 PM (pait2)

110 I am not a hoplophobe, my only reservation at having a gun in the house is Pooky's mental state. I'm 5-10% unsure if he can withstand the temptation if one's around, even if it's locked up and he doesn't have the combo/key.
Posted by: pookysgirl, always making the tough decisions

We have that same issue with my sister, she's bipolar, her gf did finally get one and keeps it locked up and my sister doesn't know it's there. Seems the better solution. It's there if needed. Sis doesn't know about it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

111
I can't watch the rant right now (I think I've seen it) but it seems to be the very spirit we need on school boards and city councils while we continually get the opposite. I keep saying, the other side has a strategy and they're following through. Those pervs are going to bubble up into national office and judgeships while we continue to shake our fists and yell at clouds.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 09, 2026 10:44 PM (n7rxJ)

112 Boyd has been freaking awful out there. Get him off the mound!

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

113 103 Songs with "Execution" in them?

Maybe Renegade by Styx?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 09, 2026 10:41 PM (gHSfI)

'Hallowed Be Thy Name' by Iron Maiden includes the concept if not the specific word.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 09, 2026 10:46 PM (QdGJh)

114 Aliens only have one eyeball?

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 10:46 PM (BT3km)

115 This weekend , my wife and DIL are dragging me down to the Ren Faire. Predicted 90 degrees.

I may melt.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 09, 2026 10:46 PM (sR2WI)

116 it seems to be the very spirit we need on school boards and city councils while we continually get the opposite. I keep saying, the other side has a strategy and they're following through. Those pervs are going to bubble up into national office and judgeships while we continue to shake our fists and yell at clouds.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone

Ryan Guirdisky runs a pack 1776 project for conservative school boards candidates. Went 4/4 in Texas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

117 Johnny Cash "Long Black Veil"

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

118 114 Aliens only have one eyeball?
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 10:46 PM (BT3km)

The worst ones only ARE one eyeball!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 10:47 PM (pait2)

119 It was in the 60s here today, and the forecast is up to an inch of snow on Wednesday.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 09, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)

120 114 Aliens only have one eyeball?

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Just the ones that like the circus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 10:48 PM (nWPIJ)

121 I suppose it's time to kick my cat Allie out of my bed.

I actually don't mind her presence other than the fact that I need to be able to slip under my blankets, which she is currently sitting on.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 10:48 PM (ESVrU)

122 In catechism class today we discussed the 3 theological virtues and the 4 cardinal virtues.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 09, 2026 10:48 PM (znREB)

123
When frozen in Carbonite, do you dream?

Can you maneuver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 10:49 PM (Cqx++)

124 Aliens only have one eyeball?
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 10:46 PM (BT3km)

The worst ones only ARE one eyeball!
Posted by: Tom Servo at

Don't blame me I voted for Kratos.
-Homer Simpson

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:49 PM (WcNzu)

125
Ryan Guirdisky runs a pack 1776 project for conservative school boards candidates. Went 4/4 in Texas.
Posted by: BruceWayne

=============

Good news. We need more of that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 09, 2026 10:49 PM (n7rxJ)

126 115 This weekend , my wife and DIL are dragging me down to the Ren Faire. Predicted 90 degrees.

I may melt.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 09, 2026 10:46 PM (sR2WI)

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Your codpiece is going to stink by the end of the day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 10:49 PM (nWPIJ)

127 Execution music?

"When A Dead Man Walks"

https://youtu.be/gCqTHzEXgWs

Or, given the specific subject of the picture, anything by "Not Drowning, Waving."

https://youtu.be/mJ06Ia-0AOA

"Wabbit season! Fire!"

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

128 Aliens only have one eyeball?
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 10:46 PM (BT3km)

The worst ones only ARE one eyeball!
Posted by: Tom Servo at

Don't blame me I voted for Kratos.
-Homer Simpson
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:49 PM (WcNzu)
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Yivo from Futurama at March 09, 2026 10:50 PM (ESVrU)

129
The worst ones only ARE one eyeball!

The Crawling Eye

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

130 Songs with "Execution" in them?

Maybe Renegade by Styx?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 09, 2026 10:41 PM (gHSfI)

Gimme Some Water, by Eddie Money. Not the exact word, but it ends with an execution.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (S/Y4j)

131 And of course there's all the versions of Gallows Pole.

Of course, most of these just have the concept, not the word.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (gHSfI)

132 MWW, I love Cowboy Kent Rollins. That cowpoke is funny. He tells a great story and he can cook. Thanks partner, its been awhile since I've watched one of his videos.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (7Cdr7)

133 This weekend , my wife and DIL are dragging me down to the Ren Faire. Predicted 90 degrees.

I may melt.
Posted by: buddhaha

Your codpiece is going to stink by the end of the day.
Posted by: Cicero


Wear a kilt, laddie.

Posted by: macmikeski at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

134 Epstein files dump: Inmate says guards talked about cover up night of Epstein death. Woman guard deposits 5,000 dollars at time of Epstein's death. Can't remember where money came from.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (CjPuH)

135 81 I love it when journalists throw out the 'calculus' of the current state of a perplexing situation, as if they know what calculus even is.

Put on your librarian glasses and pretend you're smart.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 10:32 PM (M9gjJ)

Isn't Calculus when the Letters and symbols team up to overcome the numbers in an epic saga?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (w/O5Q)

136 This whole idea of competitive gluttony revolts me.
Posted by: Oddbob
.......

Unless, of course, it's a hot dog eating contest.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (BT3km)

137 The FIA has cancelled the World Endurance Championship (sportscar racing) this weekend due to the conflict in the ME. They were to race in Qatar. The season will start in Italy (Imola), April.

Skip might be interested in that. Maybe. He's more of an F1 guy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (sAmhv)

138 This guy is a professional eater who has branched out into YouTube because he actually has a personality and is sort of amusing.

You're just now learning about Adam? He responded to a comment I left on one of his vids.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

I watched a lot of his vids. I've seen that mofo eat a mountain of food you would think nobody can do, he'll do it with a shit ton of time to spare, then have the BALLS to order a frigging dessert on top of it all.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 10:53 PM (snZF9)

139 Last week I had to ask for a roll call of the 'Ettes because of a news item, now I have to ask for a roll call of the Morons because of that "Actual Maryland Dad" clip.

Posted by: pookysgirl wonders if she needs to get bail money together at March 09, 2026 10:53 PM (Wt5PA)

140 I am not a hoplophobe, my only reservation at having a gun in the house is Pooky's mental state. I'm 5-10% unsure if he can withstand the temptation if one's around, even if it's locked up and he doesn't have the combo/key.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Your reservations are very valid. Wildly mentally ill late wife figured out how to break into my neighbor's barn, taught herself to use a Oxy-acetylene cutting outfit to cut the door off of a cabinet where my pew-pews were stored, and then figured out how to load and fire one of them.

The Coroner told me there is no stopping them if they are so motivated.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2026 10:54 PM (cYBz/)

141 The Food and Drug Administration on Monday announced a recall for clams and raw oysters over concerns...Manila clams harvested by Lummi Indian Business ...restaurants and food retailers in nine states, including Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Nevada, New York, Oregon and Washington.

..[What other states were included in the nine?]

The oysters were harvested by Drayton Harbor Oyster Company and distributed in Washington state.

People of all ages can become infected ... can potentially suffer from severe illness, .

The FDA said it i... will continue to monitor the investigation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 10:54 PM (QGeR/)

142 121 I suppose it's time to kick my cat Allie out of my bed.

I actually don't mind her presence other than the fact that I need to be able to slip under my blankets, which she is currently sitting on.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09

Saijo just out himself to bed, which means it’s time for the kitties to come hog my bed now.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 10:54 PM (OoFl2)

143 I watched a lot of his vids. I've seen that mofo eat a mountain of food you would think nobody can do, he'll do it with a shit ton of time to spare, then have the BALLS to order a frigging dessert on top of it all.

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I figure the pros must be basically a Hefty bag on legs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 10:54 PM (nWPIJ)

144 How about "Hangman Jury" by Aerosmith.

A personal favorite

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 09, 2026 10:54 PM (t/Eo5)

145 >>This guy is a professional eater

We might be near the end of our civilization.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 10:55 PM (viF8m)

146 I figure the pros must be basically a Hefty bag on legs.
Posted by: Cicero (

Joey chestnut is decently slim.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

147 Songs with "Execution" in them?


Damn Yankees video for 'High Enough'. Song isn't about an execution though. The video is 'execution' adjacent though. It has Ted Nugent giving last rights to an death row prisoner.

youtu.be/l_uh8XjgLTE

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 10:57 PM (sAmhv)

148 Last week I had to ask for a roll call of the 'Ettes because of a news item, now I have to ask for a roll call of the Morons because of that "Actual Maryland Dad" clip.

Posted by: pookysgirl wonders if she needs to get bail money together at March 09, 2026 10:53 PM (Wt5PA)

Not sure what you're asking for, but if its about that prayer dude, that mofo got style and my vote.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 10:57 PM (snZF9)

149 RIP Country Joe Mcdonald.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 09, 2026 10:58 PM (CjPuH)

150 It's interesting that the 4 cardinal virtues are the traits you'd need to instill in a soldier, or a warrior:
prudence, justice, fortitude, and temperance.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 09, 2026 10:58 PM (6U1c2)

151 Watching the vid from Blue Lives Matter.
The corruption begins at the lowest level. City councils, school boards, dog catcher, etc. Do a FOI request for travel budgets. With that kind of treatment it doesn't take long before the elitist attitudes kick in.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)

152 I figure the pros must be basically a Hefty bag on legs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 10:54 PM (nWPIJ)


That dude is unreal. He's probably banned from hotdog eating contests, because when he finishes his hotdogs he'll go after the other competitor's hot dogs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 10:59 PM (snZF9)

153 Isn't Calculus when the Letters and symbols team up to overcome the numbers in an epic saga?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm

No, I think it’s the despotic Roman leader before Claudius.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 11:00 PM (OoFl2)

154 God forgive me, but that was one beautiful prayer.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 09, 2026 11:02 PM (X+xvk)

155 A colostomy Hefty bag. OK that was uncalled for.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 11:02 PM (BT3km)

156 11 for 41 with runners in scoring position. Gonna come back to kill em when they run into the better teams.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo)

157 Execution Song: The Night That the Lights Went Out in Georgia

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

158 You're just now learning about Adam? He responded to a comment I left on one of his vids.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)


I have watched his stuff for a while.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 11:06 PM (n9ltV)

159 In honor of Country Joe, this is one of his best songs, lyrics by Robert W. Service.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ8Lbp7Khf0

Posted by: The Man From Athabasca at March 09, 2026 11:06 PM (oftw2)

160 >>>When frozen in Carbonite, do you dream?

Can you maneuver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

>It's a good thing I didn't have a boner when I was frozen. That would be embarrassing, but the ladies would love it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 11:07 PM (M9gjJ)

161 Execution Song: The Night That the Lights Went Out in Georgia
Posted by: San Franpsycho

20 minutes to go by Johnny.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:07 PM (YZ0Fo)

162 So Execution Rock isn't underwater yet eh? Well, now that I think about it, neither is Plymouth Rock.
I am beginning to think someone has not been completely honest about this global warming thing...

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 11:07 PM (2WIwB)

163 I watched a lot of his vids. I've seen that mofo eat a mountain of food you would think nobody can do, he'll do it with a shit ton of time to spare, then have the BALLS to order a frigging dessert on top of it all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 10:53 PM (snZF9)

He's appreciative of his audience, too. I think that's why he has so many fans. I don't like the idea of eating that much, but he's so charming that I watch for the interactions, not the eating. I don't want to watch any of the other's who do the challenges. Especially women. Just doesn't seem right.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 11:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

164 AoSHQ may trigger convulsions and projectile vomiting in some new readers.

I just Blew Chunks on Dean Wormer !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 09, 2026 11:08 PM (xl8DV)

165 I was told today that I am in fact, not a good member of Christianity…
Posted by: Tonypete


[Scoots over on bench, pats a space to sit, offers a cookie]

I've been told that I'm not a Christian. That's fine. I never claimed to be one, really; I suppose I do have what some would say are heretical notions. I just say the only opinion on the matter that I care about is Christ's.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?' Luke 10:25-28 at March 09, 2026 11:08 PM (ByrUz)

166 >It's a good thing I didn't have a boner when I was frozen. That would be embarrassing, but the ladies would love it.

---------

Also, you'd have a place to hang your coat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 11:10 PM (nWPIJ)

167 The Food and Drug Administration on Monday announced a recall for clams and raw oysters over concerns...Manila clams harvested by Lummi Indian Business ...restaurants and food retailers in nine states, including Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Nevada, New York, Oregon and Washington.

The FDA said it i... will continue to monitor the investigation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 10:54 PM (QGeR/)

Shipping seafood can be dangerous. It's best to eat Manila clams in the Philippines.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 11:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

168 Merle Haggard - Sing Me Back Home

https://tinyurl.com/4vcszz45

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m)

169 Country Joe and the Fish were at Woodstock singing Anti-Vietnam Protest Songs....

"I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag", a protest song against U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War.

1 2 3 4 What are we fighting for.....

I don't give a damn.....

Next stop is Vietnam.....;

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 09, 2026 11:11 PM (xl8DV)

170 Execution song? Metallica- Ride The Lightning.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 11:11 PM (snZF9)

171 Who put these diseased oysters in my pants?

Posted by: Joey B At The Crab Shack at March 09, 2026 11:12 PM (oftw2)

172 Country Joe and the Fish were at Woodstock singing Anti-Vietnam Protest Songs....
====

Pinkos!
-my dad

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)

173 Who put these diseased oysters in my pants?
Posted by: Joey B At The Crab Shack

That's just your last shit. Dr Jill will take care of it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

174 He's appreciative of his audience, too. I think that's why he has so many fans. I don't like the idea of eating that much, but he's so charming that I watch for the interactions, not the eating. I don't want to watch any of the other's who do the challenges. Especially women. Just doesn't seem right.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 11:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

If I remember right, I could have sworn I saw him pay for meals that were free if he ate them. He payed anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 11:13 PM (snZF9)

175 The corruption begins at the lowest level. City councils, school boards, dog catcher, etc.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)

Right on up to the Emperor!


Oh, shit!

Posted by: Comicus at March 09, 2026 11:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

176 Country Joe and The Fish were banned from Ed Sullivan Show after the Gimme an F went profane.

Posted by: Really Big Shoe at March 09, 2026 11:14 PM (oftw2)

177 Hung on! First win over Mexico in 20 years against Mexico.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:14 PM (YZ0Fo)

178 I have watched his stuff for a while.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 11:06 PM (n9ltV)

Ok. Just seemed like he was a recent find for you, CBD.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 11:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

179 Joe was also arrested for singing the F word in public.

Posted by: It Ain't Fair! at March 09, 2026 11:15 PM (oftw2)

180 I think we're all poopy heads in here.
Posted by: Low Self-Esteem at March 09, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)


I'm more of a bozo. I mean, my mom at least was a bozo-ette

Posted by: Uh, Clem at March 09, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)

181 Madison Cornbread referred to DOJ for perjury charge relating to J6 testimony. hahah.
https://tinyurl.com/yc7kmane

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 09, 2026 11:16 PM (R86kT)

182 The Executioner's Song by Cass McCombs.

Same title was also a novel by Norman Mailer re Gary Gilmore. Made into a movie starring Tommy Lee Jones and Rosanna Arquette.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2026 11:16 PM (wVcYX)

183 If I remember right, I could have sworn I saw him pay for meals that were free if he ate them. He payed anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 11:13 PM (snZF9)

He never takes the cash. He won five hundred Euros in Italy, but gave the money back. He doesn't do it for the prize, except for shirts and pix on walls of fame.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2026 11:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

184 Hey everybody! I would have been here sooner, but I was interviewing (via Zoom) for the Iran Supreme Leader position. They told me they would get back me. Keeping my fingers crossed that they don't.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 09, 2026 11:17 PM (HYSlR)

185 I figure the pros must be basically a Hefty bag on legs.
Posted by: Cicero (

Joey chestnut is decently slim.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

Yeah, for a dude with probable 1800 cholesterol. lol

Have you read his eating record? Holy shit, he has something like 55 records with different foods. Its completely insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 11:18 PM (snZF9)

186 I'm 5-10% unsure if he can withstand the temptation if one's around, even if it's locked up and he doesn't have the combo/key.
Posted by: pookysgirl, always making the tough decisions at March 09, 2026 10:42 PM (Wt5PA)


That's a hard one. I don't know the answer.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 11:18 PM (rbvCR)

187 Country Joe and the Fish were at Woodstock singing Anti-Vietnam Protest Songs....
====

Pinkos!
-my dad
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX

***

Hippies.
Probably got commie flags hanging in the back of their VW hippy vans.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 11:19 PM (2WIwB)

188 Sorry I was late. Has anyone mentioned the classic execution song, "Green Green Grass of Home"?

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2026 11:19 PM (pduCL)

189 Yeah, for a dude with probable 1800 cholesterol. lol

Have you read his eating record? Holy shit, he has something like 55 records with different foods. Its completely insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

It's crazy. He was also banned from competitions. Because of how good he was. Not the Nathan's hot dogs that was because of some deal he made with a vegetarian group. Allowed him back in and he won by like 10 dogs.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

190 Anyone mention The Man's too Big, the Man's too Strong (iirc) by Dire Straits? Also, The Snakes Crawl at Night by Charley Pride. Loved that one as a kid!

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at March 09, 2026 11:20 PM (nGjyj)

191 TBF, I had no idea Country Joe was alive. Thought he died years ago. Oh well, Guess that doesn't matter now.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 11:20 PM (sAmhv)

192 "Thought he died years ago."

No, you were thinking of Nelson Mandela. He has that Effect on people.

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2026 11:22 PM (pduCL)

193 From Politico: Rep. Andy Ogles said on Monday that Muslims have no place in America, an Islamophobic attack from a sitting member of Congress.

“Muslims don’t belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie,” the Tennessee Republican posted Monday morning on X.

He has also said that “America and Islam are incompatible,” and has introduced legislation to halt immigration from Muslim-majority nations.
----

Thank God someone in authority said it. Every US citizen who wakes early due to the Islamic call to prayer is a cuck for not destroying those speaker systems.

Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2026 11:23 PM (Cjcf6)

194 I didn't get to Woodstock and I'm good with that.
I did get to go to the Washougal River Rock Festival and Lighter Than Air Fair. Washougal WA.
It was nasty, dirty, smelly, vile, and disgusting. Confirmed my thoughts about the anti war movement.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)

195 188 Sorry I was late. Has anyone mentioned the classic execution song, "Green Green Grass of Home"?
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2026 11:19 PM (pduCL)

They have now.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 09, 2026 11:24 PM (2sQ2F)

196 Thanks CBD for some solid Lowell George and Little Feat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 11:25 PM (T4wTF)

197 That Little Feat video is... AI? All the hands only have 3 fingers and a thumb. But it's a good song.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 11:25 PM (kyr9/)

198 Yeah, for a dude with probable 1800 cholesterol. lol
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I remain unconvinced that cholesterol is indicative of much of anything.

Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2026 11:25 PM (Cjcf6)

199 I remain unconvinced that cholesterol is indicative of much of anything.
Posted by: Crusader at March

It's the ratio of good/bad. Not the number everyone talks about.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

200 It's the ratio of good/bad. Not the number everyone talks about.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:27 PM (YZ0Fo)


That's like fractions, right?
And this is a no maths site.
*waves cardboard membership*
I demand satisfaction!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)

201 People have been collecting old pictures from up and down the east coast and yeah, there is no difference in sea levels in the last 100 or so years.

Plymouth Rock hasn't changed since the 1600s, and Sydney Harbor was photographed around 1905 and the levels are the same. Climate scientology is dumber than regular scientology.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 11:31 PM (OyOhQ)

202 >>No, I think it’s the despotic Roman leader before Claudius.

Posted by: Piper

>The history books will tell you that it was Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 11:31 PM (M9gjJ)

203 I didn't get to Woodstock and I'm good with that.
I did get to go to the Washougal River Rock Festival and Lighter Than Air Fair. Washougal WA.
It was nasty, dirty, smelly, vile, and disgusting. Confirmed my thoughts about the anti war movement.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)

I am continually amazed at the number of towns in Washington I've never heard of. Washougal is definitely a new one for me.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 11:32 PM (lCppi)

204 When my BIL was getting a master's in math, I asked the name of the class he was taking that semester. He replied, "Calculus with imaginary numbers." Oh, okay, umm, good luck with that.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 09, 2026 11:32 PM (tM5h4)

205 No, you were thinking of Nelson Mandela.

Another celebrity funeral that Obama and the Clintons trashed up. I don't know why anyone invites them anymore.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 11:33 PM (OyOhQ)

206 I am continually amazed at the number of towns in Washington I've never heard of. Washougal is definitely a new one for me.
Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 11:32 PM (lCppi)

Heh.
Next to Camas. And not far from Beacon Rock.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 11:34 PM (2WIwB)

207 That's like fractions, right?
And this is a no maths site.
*waves cardboard membership*
I demand satisfaction!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Is this where I slap down my laminated membership?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

208 That is my all time favorite Little Feat song. Their early stuff was not like that but still briliiant.

Posted by: Happy at March 09, 2026 11:35 PM (Q/Xg6)

209 When my BIL was getting a master's in math, I asked the name of the class he was taking that semester. He replied, "Calculus with imaginary numbers." Oh, okay, umm, good luck with that.
Posted by: JuJuBee at

Hahah ya that's when my best friend taped out of his math major.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

210 When my BIL was getting a master's in math, I asked the name of the class he was taking that semester. He replied, "Calculus with imaginary numbers." Oh, okay, umm, good luck with that.
Posted by: JuJuBee


Nah, that one's easy.

"What's the answer?"

"Eleventy-twelve."

"That's not even a real number..... so that's correct."

Posted by: i*mikeski at March 09, 2026 11:36 PM (VHUov)

211 201 People have been collecting old pictures from up and down the east coast and yeah, there is no difference in sea levels in the last 100 or so years.

Plymouth Rock hasn't changed since the 1600s, and Sydney Harbor was photographed around 1905 and the levels are the same. Climate scientology is dumber than regular scientology.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 11:31 PM (O

Couple of years ago, we went on a day cruise in San Francisco Bay. Toward the end, the announcer came on to inform us of how much it was going to cost to redo the Embarcadero because of rising tides. I looked. They looked about the same as they did in 1976 when I was there last. Also, the same as they had been for about 100 years since most of those piers had been set.

Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 11:36 PM (I40wl)

212 >The history books will tell you that it was Biggus Dickus.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 11:31 PM (M9gjJ)

Check yer spelling.

Biggeth Dicketh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 11:37 PM (I40wl)

213 I think Little Feat were one of the more underappreciated bands of my youth. I still listen to them today. Sailin Shoes, Feats Don't Fail Me Now and Dixie Chicken are great albums.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at March 09, 2026 11:38 PM (3ZVqj)

214 Shipping seafood can be dangerous. It's best to eat Manila clams in the Philippines.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
---

They were raised and picked in Washington State.
Thought I put that in there.
What I didn't put, because it was more confusing.
They seem to have been picked by the Indians or something but the company was ,,,

"The recall affects Manila clams harvested by Lummi Indian Business Council..."
...
"The oysters were harvested by Drayton Harbor Oyster Company and distributed in Washington state."

Either Fox is fucked or I'm illiterate.
What got me going was the "including 9 states"

https://tinyurl.com/chm72vty

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 11:38 PM (QGeR/)

215 I remain unconvinced that cholesterol is indicative of much of anything.
Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2026 11:25 PM (Cjcf6)

It is indicative of the amount of money you will be forced to spend on useless pharmaceuticals that don't actually lower it but do pay for several nice vehicles for several pharmaceutical manufacturers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 11:39 PM (I40wl)

216 >>Plymouth Rock hasn't changed since the 1600s, and Sydney Harbor was photographed around 1905 and the levels are the same. Climate scientology is dumber than regular scientology.

I used to live on the same bay as Plymouth and rock. I Know live down the coast on a place that was charted even earlier. There is no appreciable difference other than normal ocean beating on the place relentlessly.

The people pushing this bullshit don't live on the coast.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 11:39 PM (viF8m)

217 used to live on the same bay as Plymouth and rock. I Know live down the coast on a place that was charted even earlier. There is no appreciable difference other than normal ocean beating on the place relentlessly.

The people pushing this bullshit don't live on the coast.
Posted by: JackStraw

I liked watching people showing up to see Plymouth Rock. And they were like "oh that's it"

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:40 PM (YZ0Fo)

218 People have been collecting old pictures from up and down the east coast and yeah, there is no difference in sea levels in the last 100 or so years.

Plymouth Rock hasn't changed since the 1600s, and Sydney Harbor was photographed around 1905 and the levels are the same. Climate scientology is dumber than regular scientology.
Posted by: Ian S.


The only places they can get data showing "rising oceans" are places like Venice, where the land is sinking, instead.

Posted by: subductive reasoning at March 09, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

219 The only places they can get data showing "rising oceans" are places like Venice, where the land is sinking, instead.
Posted by: subductive reasoning

Venice has been sinking for like 200 years.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

220 I was told today that I am in fact, not a good member of Christianity…
Posted by: Tonypete

[Scoots over on bench, pats a space to sit, offers a cookie]

I've been told that I'm not a Christian. That's fine. I never claimed to be one, really; I suppose I do have what some would say are heretical notions. I just say the only opinion on the matter that I care about is Christ's.
-----


Luke 23:39-43
New International Version

39 One of the criminals who hung there hurled insults at him: “Aren’t you the Messiah? Save yourself and us!”

40 But the other criminal rebuked him. “Don’t you fear God,” he said, “since you are under the same sentence? 41 We are punished justly, for we are getting what our deeds deserve. But this man has done nothing wrong.”

42 Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.[a]”

43 Jesus answered him, “Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.”

Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2026 11:44 PM (Cjcf6)

221 >>I liked watching people showing up to see Plymouth Rock. And they were like "oh that's it"

The best part is the ornate structure they built around it. That added to the build up and then ... wtf?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m)

222 The best part is the ornate structure they built around it. That added to the build up and then ... wtf?
Posted by: JackStraw

Hahah ya. It's like oh yah. It's a rock. Why am
I here?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

223 The best part is the ornate structure they built around it. That added to the build up and then ... wtf?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m)

If you just spent two months on a ship, it was probably fucking amazing.

I mean, there were probably people hugging the ground, wobbling around and vomiting. The whole nine yards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

224 What really blows the minds of the Riding Sea Level Believers is when you tell them about Pevensey Castle on the southern coast of England. It was originally built in late Roman times at the entrance to a Roman harbor, to guard against sea raiders who were getting to be a problem.

The castle is now about a mile or two from the sea, and the old harbor is all nice, dry farmland now. Well above sea level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 11:47 PM (pait2)

225 Venice has been sinking for like 200 years.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

Venice is the slow version of the Iranian Navy?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 09, 2026 11:48 PM (S/Y4j)

226 Welcome to the People's Republic! This better than Florida...

Mass Daily News
@MassDailyNews

Massachusetts man turned second-floor window into sniper's nest to hunt coyotes, accidentally shoots his wife's 14-year-old dog in the head instead

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 09, 2026 11:49 PM (H7PwC)

227 If you just spent two months on a ship, it was probably fucking amazing.

I mean, there were probably people hugging the ground, wobbling around and vomiting. The whole nine yards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

and that's probably true. But bits barely even a rock. And when people show up they are like "oh I have that in my backyard"

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

228 Plymouth Rock hasn't changed since the 1600s,
---

Yes it has, circa 1954:

youtube.com/watch?v=h0GPZSuRyrY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 11:49 PM (QGeR/)

229 Try to explain those sea shells and coral 100+ ft above sea level in Hawaii.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 11:50 PM (/lPRQ)

230 Try to explain those sea shells and coral 100+ ft above sea level in Hawaii.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Explain the keys...

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

231 132 ... " I love Cowboy Kent Rollins. That cowpoke is funny. He tells a great story and he can cook."

I have all three of his cookbooks. The photos are beautifully done and the stories are great. As a bonus, I've tried at least a dozen of his recipes and they have all turned out excellent. It was his recipe that taught me how to make chili that tasted like chili and not tomato and hamburger soup.

He and Shannon started a podcast on YT a few weeks ago sharing some of their experiences on the trail and making the regular videos. They are a pleasant half hour once a week.

Posted by: JTB at March 09, 2026 11:52 PM (yTvNw)

232 190 Anyone mention The Man's too Big, the Man's too Strong (iirc) by Dire Straits? Also, The Snakes Crawl at Night by Charley Pride. Loved that one as a kid!

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic

*****************

"The Man's Too Strong" was the seventh track on Brothers in Arms.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 09, 2026 11:52 PM (X+xvk)

233 >>If you just spent two months on a ship, it was probably fucking amazing.

But it wasn't the first place they landed. It's also been moved a few times.

There's a good mini series some actual filmmaker could do that would be worthwhile. The true story of the Pilgrim Plantation. I might be the only one that watched but I would.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 11:53 PM (viF8m)

234 I remain unconvinced that cholesterol is indicative of much of anything.
Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2026 11:25 PM (Cjcf6)

It is indicative of the amount of money you will be forced to spend on useless pharmaceuticals that don't actually lower it but do pay for several nice vehicles for several pharmaceutical manufacturers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 11:39 PM (I40wl)


My cholesterol was 180 natural. Not bad, not stellar. Still ended up with a quad bypass. I take a very small dose cholesterol med and it was 103 last test, with an LDL of 59, so it does work. Does it prevent anything? No clue. The numbers seem to be good, but who knows.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 11:53 PM (snZF9)

235 228 Plymouth Rock hasn't changed since the 1600s,
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Yes it has, circa 1954:

youtube.com/watch?v=h0GPZSuRyrY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 11:49 PM (QGeR/)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)

236 Try to explain those sea shells and coral 100+ ft above sea level in Hawaii.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


The zombie crabs carried it up there.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

237 Venice has been sinking for like 200 years.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

Another sinking basin is Chesapeake Bay. Geological research has found that it sits on top of the remains of a large meteor/bolide impact which occurred 35 million years ago. The actual crater is buried a couple thousand feet down, but the area was so fractured that the surface is still slowly sinking into it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 11:53 PM (pait2)

238 229 Try to explain those sea shells and coral 100+ ft above sea level in Hawaii.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 11:50 PM (/lPRQ)

Are trying to tell me coral migrates?!

Posted by: Wall Guard from Monty Python at March 09, 2026 11:54 PM (bss/y)

239 Gimme Some Water, by Eddie Money. Not the exact word, but it ends with an execution.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 09, 2026 10:51 PM (S/Y4j)

Bessie Smith, and many others, recorded the song, "Send me To The 'Lectric Chair". 1928

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 11:54 PM (8zz6B)

240 The picture at the top: criminala, rocks reminds me of an old tune. Some say this young singer was executed

https://tinyurl.com/2txc9ac2

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 09, 2026 11:55 PM (pim0Q)

241 Anyone mention The Man's too Big, the Man's too Strong (iirc) by Dire Straits? Also, The Snakes Crawl at Night by Charley Pride. Loved that one as a kid!

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic

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"The Man's Too Strong" was the seventh track on Brothers in Arms.
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I so wish "Money For Nothing" had never been released. The rest of that album is very good, and the live version of "Alchemy" captures Dire Straits at their best.

Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2026 11:55 PM (Cjcf6)

242 The zombie crabs carried it up there.
Posted by: mikeski

Prolly just rebound.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 11:55 PM (/lPRQ)

243 Another sinking basin is Chesapeake Bay. Geological research has found that it sits on top of the remains of a large meteor/bolide impact which occurred 35 million years ago. The actual crater is buried a couple thousand feet down, but the area was so fractured that the surface is still slowly sinking into it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

That's actually interesting. Because Chesapeake is still building while Venice obviously is not. Who would invest in the building there? Not saying it's wrong. Just interesting. Also don't build shit on a marsh. Florida figured that out quickly.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 11:56 PM (YZ0Fo)

244 I so wish "Money For Nothing" had never been released. The rest of that album is very good, and the live version of "Alchemy" captures Dire Straits at their best.

Posted by: Crusader

*****************

One of my favorite albums, one of my favorite bands.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 09, 2026 11:56 PM (X+xvk)

245 Washougal is definitely a new one for me.
Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 11:32 PM (lCppi)
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My cats come from Washougal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 11:59 PM (Pojtn)

246 John Cale turned 84 today. He was a multi-instrumentalist with The Velvet Underground for their first two albums, before moving on to do his own thing. I don't care for what I sampled of his solo work, so here's a song from the 1967 album "The Velvet Underground & Nico," though this track does not have Nico on it:

The Velvet Underground - Venus In Furs
https://youtu.be/KR7Lv8XZtkk

Robert Sledge, bass guitarist and backup vocalist for Ben Folds Five, turned 62. No avant-gardeness here, just some nice, accessible piano rock, and he even plays the double bass on this one:

Ben Folds Five - Brick
https://youtu.be/Wt5EHAqhR1c

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 12:01 AM (Sy6m/)

247 >>Try to explain those sea shells and coral 100+ ft above sea level in Hawaii.

Tectonic plates and undersea volcanoes. Ring of Fire.

The continents have undergone a few changes since Pangea. Probably many before that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:01 AM (viF8m)

248 The drinker review of The Bride! Is amazing

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:02 AM (YZ0Fo)

249 I always wanted to live in a lighthouse . Lonely are the brave.

Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2026 12:03 AM (wvc0i)

250 Had no idea Country Joe MacDonald did anything after Woodstock. Listened to a few of his songs with the Robert Service lyrics. I like traditional folk music and these fit into that category nicely. They remind me of what other performers have done over the last 40 years: when their music wasn't top 40 anymore, they simplified and went to traditional styles. John Hartford, Kathy Mattea, Michael Martin Murphy come to mind.

Posted by: JTB at March 10, 2026 12:03 AM (yTvNw)

251 always wanted to live in a lighthouse . Lonely are the brave.
Posted by: Archer at

Stanley from the office that wanted to live in a lighthouse and had a button that turned his lighthouse into a rocket so he could go to space.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:05 AM (YZ0Fo)

252 My cholesterol was 180 natural. Not bad, not stellar. Still ended up with a quad bypass. I take a very small dose cholesterol med and it was 103 last test, with an LDL of 59, so it does work. Does it prevent anything? No clue. The numbers seem to be good, but who knows.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 11:53 PM (snZF9)
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I'm on the fence too. I take it in modified amounts.

Saw a video (years ago) from University of CA on how statins help reform the damaged inner walls of artery's. It was quite convincing, slides and all.

If big pharma got its money grubbing out of the way we might get some accurate stats. I think the dosage would go down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:05 AM (QGeR/)

253 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:06 AM (77rzZ)

254 What’s going on?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:07 AM (77rzZ)

255 Headline (The Hill):

"Democrats vow to shut down Senate over Iran conflict"

Excerpt:

"The Democrats have already filed five different resolutions directing the administration to remove U.S. troops from military hostilities against Iran, and they plan to force Republicans to repeatedly debate and vote on the conflict on the Senate floor.

“As senators we have the right to force a vote and debate every single day in the Senate. That’s not a right under the rules, by the way, granted to us by the majority. That’s a right given to us by the statute,” Murphy said, referring to the 1973 War Powers Act, which Kaine used to force a vote last week on halting military action against Iran."

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 12:08 AM (rj6Yv)

256 "Life is simple.
It's people who complicate it."
—Cowboy Kent Rollins...
Posted by: mindful webworker has the best Malinois in the whole neighborhood at March 09, 2026 10:09

That somewhat correlates to my favorite Sen John Kennedy..."Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid".

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 10, 2026 12:08 AM (55Qr6)

257 The Hangman's Body Count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2fwUbvDI_s

yes Volbeat is played at maximum volume

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 10, 2026 12:10 AM (jrgJz)

258 What’s going on?
Posted by: Bulg


Music for executions, mostly.

A little climate, a little Christianity, a little cholesterol, and a little calculus.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)

259 More racism. Sometime after Basie did Plymouth Rock he did an album called Tall Cotton, obviously making fun of the white man. To ad insult to the album title the first song was Down By the Riverside.
Insult to injury. Piles of hate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=prC8MzJ-QEM


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:11 AM (QGeR/)

260 The left picks the most interesting heroes.

@libsoftiktok 30m
BREAKING: One of the Capitol Police Officers who was honored in the new January 6th plaque in the Capitol was just INDICTED on NINE felony charges including r*pe & sodomy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 12:12 AM (diia5)

261 228 Plymouth Rock hasn't changed since the 1600s

It's been cut in half, carved up, transported twice and placed in a new location with a portico over it. I don't know why people keep claiming this. It's one of the world's most molested stones.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 10, 2026 12:12 AM (zdLoL)

262 "The Democrats have already filed five different resolutions directing the administration to remove U.S. troops from military hostilities against Iran, and they plan to force Republicans to repeatedly debate and vote on the conflict on the Senate floor.
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All of it irrelevant. Even if the House turned cowardly, without 67 votes in the Senate Trump would simply veto it and move on.

Posted by: Crusader at March 10, 2026 12:12 AM (Cjcf6)

263 libsoftiktok 30m
BREAKING: One of the Capitol Police Officers who was honored in the new January 6th plaque in the Capitol was just INDICTED on NINE felony charges including r*pe & sodomy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at

Please tell me it was Byrd or fanone.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:13 AM (YZ0Fo)

264 always wanted to live in a lighthouse . Lonely are the brave.
Posted by: Archer
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Not necessairily...


Well, my father was the keeper of the Eddystone light
And he slept with a mermaid one fine night
From this union there came three
A porpoise and a porgy and the other was me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:14 AM (XeU6L)

265 It's one of the world's most molested stones.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at

*perks up*
-mayor Pete.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:14 AM (YZ0Fo)

266 #255:

DJT has promised not to sign any bills until the Senate passes the Save America Act.

Now the Senate Dems are doing their worst to save the Mullahs and to perpetuate their power until they develop nuclear weapons.

My guess is that the President has a better chance of signing the SVA than anything the Dems have on the table or up their collective squeakholes.

Perhaps the Dems ought to be honest with their voters and call their resolutions the Save The Ayatollahs Acts.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 12:15 AM (rj6Yv)

267 248 The drinker review of The Bride! Is amazing
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:02 AM (YZ0Fo)

Gotta look that up. I saw another review that said it was kinda like the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic. Almost makes me curious to see it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 12:16 AM (pait2)

268 One of the Capitol Police Officers who was honored in the new January 6th plaque in the Capitol was just INDICTED on NINE felony charges including r*pe & sodomy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


"So join me as I sing, of an activity that's fun..."

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 12:17 AM (gKWVE)

269 Lighthouses are always and everywhere cool.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:17 AM (77rzZ)

270 Perhaps the Dems ought to be honest with their voters and call their resolutions the Save The Ayatollahs Acts.
Posted by: mrp


After taking the "20" on all these 80/20 issues, hopefully they get shellacked in the midterms.

And then the Ayatollyah So's can begin.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 12:18 AM (VHUov)

271 Gotta look that up. I saw another review that said it was kinda like the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic. Almost makes me curious to see it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

He said "I'm not sure why anyone made this, and I really don't understand who gave them 100m$". It was hilarious. I'm def watch it when it comes to streaming to laugh at it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:19 AM (YZ0Fo)

272 It's been cut in half, carved up, transported twice and placed in a new location with a portico over it. I don't know why people keep claiming this. It's one of the world's most molested stones.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 10, 2026 12:12 AM (zdLoL)

No way!

Posted by: Sharon Stone at March 10, 2026 12:19 AM (8zz6B)

273
Disabling ShowerCamTM is a violation of the terms of use


Screw the ShowerCamTM... there's a shower here?

* sniffs the air *

Some of you ought to consider taking it out for a spin.

Just saying...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:21 AM (xG4kz)

274 Howdy, horde!

Have had See BS nooz playing all day. Thank God it's muted, with subtitles on... I occasionally turn & read and laugh at the lies.

Funny just now, was whassisface Major(?) whining about how the poor peeps in eye-ran have no shelters, like the Israelis do and golly gee it's so sad.. they must be so scared.

Well, yeah. I feel sorry for the non-muz, but that's it.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

275 "Democrats vow to shut down Senate over Iran conflict"

I'm afraid the question must be asked: will no one rid us of these fucking fuck-faced, fuck-headed, fuck-witted, sister-fucking, brother-fucking, taxpayer-fucking, motherfucking, chickenfucker transfuck-ual, anti-American toasterfucking fuckstick fucks that can't do fuck-all without fucking us and fucking up? Fuck me. If only someone were but to ask...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 10, 2026 12:22 AM (5R7pz)

276 >>Lighthouses are always and everywhere cool.

I can see 6 without leaving town.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:22 AM (viF8m)

277 Perhaps the Dems ought to be honest with their voters and call their resolutions the Save The Ayatollahs Acts.
Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 12:15

According to Tousi the new one, Motjobi, is missing. He was supposedly wounded in the attack that killed his parents, wife and son. Maybe he lost one leg. But when it came time for his promised address to the nation they put a picture of him in the front of the room and some other azzhole read his speech. WTF?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 10, 2026 12:23 AM (55Qr6)

278 Could Republicans in the House add ridiculous amendments to those Donk resolutions?

Posted by: Sharon Stone at March 10, 2026 12:23 AM (8zz6B)

279 If only someone were but to ask...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 10, 2026 12:22 AM (5R7pz)


Sounds like something only a paid influencer would ask.

Posted by: Sen. Maj. Leader John Thune (R) at March 10, 2026 12:24 AM (gKWVE)

280 276 Awesome!

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:25 AM (77rzZ)

281 According to Tousi the new one, Motjobi, is missing. He was supposedly wounded in the attack that killed his parents, wife and son. Maybe he lost one leg. But when it came time for his promised address to the nation they put a picture of him in the front of the room and some other azzhole read his speech. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 10, 2026 12:23 AM (55Qr6)

Maybe he was at the goat rub&tug getting "treatment" for his impotence issues?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:26 AM (8zz6B)

282
“As senators we have the right to force a vote and debate every single day in the Senate. That’s not a right under the rules, by the way, granted to us by the majority. That’s a right given to us by the statute"


So we're about to be treated to Unquestionably Heterosexual Corey Booker dressed in his Big Boy Underoos and taking off for another extended BlatherFest? Oh, goodie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:26 AM (xG4kz)

283 JackStraw, how many have you been to?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:27 AM (77rzZ)

284 But when it came time for his promised address to the nation they put a picture of him in the front of the room and some other azzhole read his speech. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer


That azzhole really drew the short straw. Stand-in for the guy voted "most likely to be sodomized by a cruise missile."

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 12:27 AM (VHUov)

285 Could Republicans in the House add ridiculous amendments to those Donk resolutions?
Posted by: Sharon Stone

Why? A resolution is just a failure vote. Who cares. They're are 3 bills in the senate that matter. SAVE, thunes stupid Indian land bill, and opening the government. Everything else is failure theater. Dems play it just like gop does.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:27 AM (YZ0Fo)

286 Don’t zombies really defy entropy rather than energy conservation? They constantly refuel (brains!), but they’re dead rotting corpses: great for bringing out the ick factor, but really? Dead but still moving? That defies the 3rd law of thermodynamics.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 12:28 AM (ZVgZ4)

287 in the front of the room and some other azzhole read his speech. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 10, 2026 12:23 AM (55Qr6)
====

Did the designated narrator exclaim a half-dozen times during the speech that he's NOT the new Supreme Leader?

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 12:31 AM (rj6Yv)

288
Could Republicans in the House add ridiculous amendments to those Donk resolutions?
Posted by: Sharon Stone


Attach an amendment to demand the full release of the complete file with the list of secret payments made on behalf of esteemed members made out of the Special Congressional Grab Ass and Sexual Harassment Fund.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:31 AM (xG4kz)

289 Dead but still moving? That defies the 3rd law of thermodynamics.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Like all the undead, they run on dark matter.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 12:32 AM (VHUov)

290 Hubby was really into TWD-- I always thought zombies were just a silly idea. Annoying, actually.

They eat brains. Great. How do they "digest" them? Especially the ones what have no guts left in the midsection! wtf..

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)

291 Bers...lastest find...

2013 Harley-Davidson Sportster Superlow® XL883L
127 miles
Asking $6800

Hot or not? What would be your max bid price? This bike is local for me, so there is that.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 12:33 AM (BnDlA)

292 Attach an amendment to demand the full release of the complete file with the list of secret payments made on behalf of esteemed members made out of the Special Congressional Grab Ass and Sexual Harassment Fund.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling

That's still maybe coming out. The last vote was to maintain the records. And they have been maintained.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:33 AM (YZ0Fo)

293 Don’t zombies really defy entropy rather than energy conservation? They constantly refuel (brains!), but they’re dead rotting corpses: great for bringing out the ick factor, but really? Dead but still moving? That defies the 3rd law of thermodynamics.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 12:28 AM (ZVgZ4)

Not a zombie movie con-o-sewer, but i think the canonical answer is that zombies are infected by microorganisms that animate the dead muscles, using energy from the consumed brainsss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:33 AM (8zz6B)

294 Attach an amendment to demand the full release of the complete file with the list of secret payments made on behalf of esteemed members made out of the Special Congressional Grab Ass and Sexual Harassment Fund.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:31 AM (xG4kz)

There would be a worthy amendment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:34 AM (8zz6B)

295 Music for executions, mostly.
...
Posted by: mikeski

youtube.com/watch?v=xaDBNPxJs0M

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:35 AM (QGeR/)

296 >>JackStraw, how many have you been to?

Of the 6 I mentioned? 3. A couple are inaccessible now but if you really have an urge to see what lighthouse living was about you can always try one that has always been a part of my life and I never actually visited. It's a part-time inn now. Be prepared for spartan living. Very cool spot though.

https://tinyurl.com/yh5dft8k

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:36 AM (viF8m)

297 Brigitte Bardot (hubba hubba) recorded a song entitled “Harley-Davidson.”

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:37 AM (77rzZ)

298
The Food and Drug Administration on Monday announced a recall for clams and raw oysters over concerns...Manila clams harvested by Lummi Indian Business ...restaurants and food retailers in nine states, including Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Nevada, New York, Oregon and Washington.

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Yes, joims.

Posted by: Da Waw Of Da Woilds at March 10, 2026 12:37 AM (azNOR)

299 My fav thing going on now is dems claiming we have to get rid of body cams. That they fought for for like 20 years.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:37 AM (YZ0Fo)

300
I find the zombie ethos and "literature" ridiculous.

I especially found the entire Zombie Apocalypse tiresome.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:37 AM (xG4kz)

301 The Food and Drug Administration on Monday announced a recall for clams and raw oysters over concerns...Manila clams harvested by Lummi Indian Business ...restaurants and food retailers in nine states, including Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Nevada, New York, Oregon and Washington.

Could cause a bad case of Lummi Tummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:39 AM (8zz6B)

302 290 Hubby was really into TWD-- I always thought zombies were just a silly idea. Annoying, actually.

They eat brains. Great. How do they "digest" them? Especially the ones what have no guts left in the midsection! wtf..
Posted by: Tarbender
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Or possible one of the closest/realistic speculations on teotwawki. I accepted the somewhat farcical until the new writers ventured into pure sado porn.
That was the end of it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:40 AM (QGeR/)

303 According to Tousi the new one, Motjobi, is missing. He was supposedly wounded in the attack that killed his parents, wife and son. Maybe he lost one leg. But when it came time for his promised address to the nation they put a picture of him in the front of the room and some other azzhole read his speech. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 10, 2026 12:23 AM (55Qr6)

Maybe he was at the goat rub&tug getting "treatment" for his impotence issues?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:26 AM (8zz6B)

He had an appointment with a couple of ewes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2026 12:40 AM (S/Y4j)

304 Music for when you're on the Isle of the Dead (YT)

Rachmaninoff Op. 29

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/yrfcjysa

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 12:41 AM (rj6Yv)

305 Zombies from the oldest days, George Romero, were a commentary on people. His idea was consumerism. Bit now it's leftys that's always been the point of zombies.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:43 AM (YZ0Fo)

306 Zombies from the oldest days, George Romero, were a commentary on people. His idea was consumerism. Bit now it's leftys that's always been the point of zombies.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:43 AM (YZ0Fo)

Zombies make a great metaphor for brain-dead Leftards. And zombie images are popular targets, too, for shooting ranges.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:45 AM (8zz6B)

307 They eat brains. Great. How do they "digest" them? Especially the ones what have no guts left in the midsection! wtf..
Posted by: Tarbender---


One of the more recent ideas is that they are infected with some fungus that supplants the autonomous functions while feeding off what they eat. No organs needed except the brain. The idea comes from a real fungus, Ophiocordyceps humbertii, that parasitizes a wasp and 'controls' it's actions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 12:45 AM (diia5)

308 Zombies make a great metaphor for brain-dead Leftards. And zombie images are popular targets, too, for shooting ranges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Exactly...

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2026 12:46 AM (YZ0Fo)

309 youtube.com/watch?v=xaDBNPxJs0M
Posted by: Braenyard


Neat!

"Gary Burton is an American retired jazz vibraphonist." Not too many of those around.

The music reminds me of Isildur's Bane, who must have been fans.

https://youtu.be/vW7lqJzHkSY

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 12:48 AM (VHUov)

310 It took 2 days of a week long virus for the faucets to turn off. At one point on Sunday I was going to get Tampax from the guest bathroom and plug each nostril.

I think this was RSV from our baby girl, and it was worse for me than covid years ago.

Now it might go away. My nostrils are chapped and I look like Hillary before she has a gallon of foundation slapped on and her eyebags drained...fresh from her iron lung and drunk.

And I still don't look as bad as Hillary when she thinks she's rockin' it in a pantsuit. All smug and reeking.

I also was reading another blog and I have zero, none, no patience whatsoever for stupid people. Sometimes posting about crap from two years ago (ok, she's super old). Another thinking her weird family is funny (I guess, as I would not admit it and I admit a lotta crap). At the same time this chick is hung up on wealth, which I was raised not to talk about.

On the bright side I am almost normal today and see a path to health again. I knew urgent care would not take me seriously with only a fever of 99 and only on day 4&5 of a virus a baby gave me vs meds that may or may not cure me. I think for viruses that miserable they should offer narcotics.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 12:48 AM (WONhk)

311 He had an appointment with a couple of ewes.

Are ewe kidding me?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 12:49 AM (ZVgZ4)

312 Are ewe kidding me?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 12:49 AM (ZVgZ4)

Maybe he will post it on EweTube.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 10, 2026 12:51 AM (vJisi)

313 Night of the Living Dead was genius.

Unfortunately, it inspired all of those other brain-dead (pun very much intended) zombie flix.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:53 AM (77rzZ)

314 If it weren't for Slaving Time, it would only be almost 11pm instead of Midnight here in God's favorite time zone. I'm calling it 11 anyway.🕚 Because I'm a rebel.

ترنيمة: المسيح قام
https://youtu.be/o0ZS9o6NLnM

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - radical normie at March 10, 2026 12:56 AM (ByrUz)

315 The idea comes from a real fungus, Ophiocordyceps humbertii, that parasitizes a wasp and 'controls' it's actions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis
does the same to ants. It makes them climb up on plants and grab on with their jaws. Then the fungus grows roots out of the ant's feet into the plant, and a "mushroom" grows out of the ant's head and rains spores down on other ants.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 12:56 AM (VHUov)

316 298
The Food and Drug Administration on Monday announced a recall for clams and raw oysters over concerns...Manila clams harvested by Lummi Indian Business ...restaurants and food retailers in nine states, including Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Nevada, New York, Oregon and Washington.

Yes, joims.
Posted by: Da Waw Of Da Woilds at March 10, 2026 12:37 AM (azNOR)
...............................
March has a R in it so it should be ok for oysters.Which I have never liked my entire life and fresh from the Gulf. I'd rather die than eat a raw one as I am postive it tastes like salty snot, and currently I can manufacture that myself.

My mother would fry them. They were bitter. One of my spankings was over fried oysters. I hated them at 5yrs and had the brilliant idea to stuff my mouth and then spit them in the toilet.

My father, after they watched me do this and not flush, asked me if I cleaned my plate. Yessir I did.

He then explained that I was going to get a spanking (that did not amt to much and were pretty funny) for lying to them, not for eating the oysters.

That spanking was totally worth it because they never asked me to eat them again! A WIN!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 12:56 AM (WONhk)

317
I remember on "Captain Kangaroo" the story "The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge
by Hildegarde Hoyt Swift, Lynd Ward

My mother arranged a tour of our town's Coast Guard Station, Lighthouse and Fog Signal building for my Cub Scout den. The crewmen fired up tge fog diaphone for us. It was LOUD!

Here is what it sounded like --
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/
File:East_Brother_Light_Diaphone_Foghorn.oga

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:56 AM (xG4kz)

318 Goodnight, Mindful.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:57 AM (77rzZ)

319 Ophiocordyceps unilateralis does the same to ants. It makes them climb up on plants and grab on with their jaws. Then the fungus grows roots out of the ant's feet into the plant, and a "mushroom" grows out of the ant's head and rains spores down on other ants.
Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 12:56 AM (VHUov)

Maybe a fungus causes trannies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 12:57 AM (8zz6B)

320 The oceans are NOT rising. What is actually happening is a phenomenon called gravitational compaction. As the Earth's gravity pulls on the very rock beneath us, the rock grows fractionally denser. This actually pulls the rock downward and allows the water to appear to creep up the shore.

I ask you, who here can deny that there are things you could lift easily even ten years ago that are now a struggle to lift?
There are hills you could climb twenty years ago where now you must rest halfway up?
As the earth compacts, its gravitational pull increases, making things appear heavier.

I propose to study the phenomenon of gravitational compaction with an emphasis of determining how to counteract it. A government grant of ... say, 1 billion dollars will at least get me started and I can promise a report in ten or twenty years.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 10, 2026 12:57 AM (8w6hW)

321 Well, It's 2200 here, and sleep is overtaking me. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2026 01:00 AM (8zz6B)

322 Let me say that I love the oyster haters, great people those oyster haters, like the okra haters, fantastic people, really the best okra haters IN THE WORLD, because more for me, bigly.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at March 10, 2026 01:01 AM (Al4HM)

323 Night, AOP.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:01 AM (77rzZ)

324 Today was a perfect early southern New Mexico spring day (yes, yes, spring is still a few days off). Sunny, high 70s. No wind. To celebrate I took Piglet, the Mighty Honda Trail 125 on a 200 mile ride through small towns, past the farmlands and into the foothills.

Piglet, as usual, managed to get close to the secondary highway speed limit. The truth is she could have went half the speed limit and it wouldn't have mattered because there's no traffic around here.

I would have taken my car but Trump, because he's blowing up Iran, has caused fuel prices to go sky high. Fortunately Piglet gets about about 100 miles to the gallon when I run it flat out which is what you have to do on these types of trips. Total cost for the trip was $6.50.

On the time speed continuum Piglet is a bit challenged. I averaged about 30 mph which allows one the smell of the green chilies so to speak.

I barely made it home alive and promptly fell asleep on the couch. Hours later I arose to type my tale of exploration only exceeded by the Coranado when he came to the Southwest in the mid 1500s. All hail the Piglet, the Mighty Honda Trail 125! Hoorah!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:02 AM (BnDlA)

325
Posted by: JB1000 at March 10, 2026 12:57 AM (8w6hW)

==============

If the rock is being compacted, the ocean levels should be dropping. Please revise and resubmit.

Posted by: Blonde Mortician on another device at March 10, 2026 01:03 AM (n7rxJ)

326 Fast zombies suck.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 10, 2026 01:03 AM (cntUY)

327 322 How does Miklos feel about Triscuits, I wonder…

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:03 AM (77rzZ)

328 My Mom does family tree stuff. A few years back, while investigating some great-great grandparents, she found out that the graveyard where they were buried in is no more. The church had shut down in the 50s and it had been around since the early 1800s. The church graveyard was right next to it. Well, you can't just build over a graveyard, as the movie Poltergeist will attest. The bodies in that graveyard were moved to,,,,Evans City Cemetery. That's the cemetery that was shown in the beginning of Night of the Living Dead. So I can say that I had relatives in a cult classic!! Well, under. Whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 01:04 AM (sAmhv)

329 The zombie TV series now spend about 2 episodes on zombies, then how terrible people are to each other in the post-apocalyptic world. Gets dull real fast.

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 01:07 AM (pduCL)

330 Goodnight, All. See you on the MR thread.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:08 AM (77rzZ)

331 And zombie images are popular targets, too, for shooting ranges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

Oh, yes! A few years ago, I bought several packs of the Visi-shot Zombie targets, just for fun. When the neighbor kids came around for halloween, I handed them out as "posters" to them. They loved it!

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)

332 Marco gets all the Triscuits, has a special family recipe, needs AMERICAN TRISCUITS from THE NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY...the French don't like Nabisco products....or is it you JD? I think it might be JD

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at March 10, 2026 01:10 AM (Al4HM)

333 Gravitational compaction...[Is why] there are things you could lift easily even ten years ago that are now a struggle to lift [and why]
There are hills you could climb twenty years ago where now you must rest halfway up? Posted by: JB1000

This is good to know. I thought it was because I had consumed too many glasses of beers and green chile cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:11 AM (BnDlA)

334 The zombie TV series now spend about 2 episodes on zombies, then how terrible people are to each other in the post-apocalyptic world. Gets dull real fast.
Posted by: Wally
---------

But Negan (sp?) knew how to deal with auntieFA!

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)

335 Maybe a fungus causes trannies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Why not? We know a bug we can get from mice and cats affects human behavior.

Wiki:
"Crazy cat-lady syndrome" is a term coined by news organizations to describe scientific findings that link the parasite Toxoplasma gondii to several mental disorders and behavioral problems.

Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2026 01:13 AM (VHUov)

336 I think the only Zombie movies I've enjoyed are the comedy ones.

Zombie land , Shaun of the Dead and Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 10, 2026 01:14 AM (cntUY)

337 Just popping in for a nightcap.

Happy Birthday, Puddleglum.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 01:16 AM (0nHVk)

338 Hi, Debby!

Nightcap for you. My treat.

*pours Chivas*

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

339 Just popping in for a nightcap.

Happy Birthday, Puddleglum.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Hmmm

that's an idea

Also Birthday dittos

Posted by: Post-prandial Miklos at March 10, 2026 01:18 AM (Al4HM)

340 Thank you!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 01:21 AM (sAmhv)

341 A birfday, Puddleglum?

Woot!

youtu.be/ZaTEdi9tKDM

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

342 Gary Burton worked with Stan Getz during the Girl from Girl form Ipanema days.
This is a little later on.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBKk2EVvcJc

Berserker may find this acceptable also.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 01:22 AM (QGeR/)

343 Happy birthday Puddleglum, may you eat cake.
American sweet cake.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 01:25 AM (QGeR/)

344 Just peeking in

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 01:29 AM (Ia/+0)

345 Chick Corea and Gary Burton
Crystal Silence Album
Senor Mouse
1972


They collaborated many times over the years. Their output is of the highest artistry.

https://youtu.be/T5l_MqLzxGA

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:32 AM (BnDlA)

346 A birthday? Happy B day. Thats calls for a shot. Hmm, where's my woodford...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 01:35 AM (snZF9)

347 Bers, see 291...thank you

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:36 AM (BnDlA)

348 Here it is!

*Woodford for Bers*

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 01:36 AM (rdVOm)

349 where's my woodford...

That could be a good Country song

Posted by: Musical Good Old Miklos Boy at March 10, 2026 01:37 AM (Al4HM)

350 For our birfday dude... Happy Birthday, Puddleglum!

*Any drink ya like*

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 01:37 AM (rdVOm)

351 Thanks Tarbender.

Cheers to Puddleglum and present company.

It is trash day eve, I am proud of myself, I have gotten a lot of junk out of here this week.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 01:38 AM (0nHVk)

352 Happy Birthday, Puddleglum!

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 01:39 AM (X+xvk)

353 *Woodford for Bers*

I think I will have a few hundred signs with that printed up.

Pass them out at the next Antifa/ICE/Whatever demonstration

They won't ask

Posted by: Mischievious Miklos at March 10, 2026 01:40 AM (Al4HM)

354 New Mexico State University has its own rye whiskey: Pistol Pete's Six-Shooter. It is a banger.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:41 AM (BnDlA)

355 *Any drink ya like*
Posted by: Tarbender

*pushes three gallon giant Hurricane glass down the bar*

Posted by: Miklos has stolen smaller glassware from Pat O'Briens in Da Quarters at March 10, 2026 01:42 AM (Al4HM)

356 322 Let me say that I love the oyster haters, great people those oyster haters, like the okra haters, fantastic people, really the best okra haters IN THE WORLD, because more for me, bigly.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump

*****************
I saved them all for you. The slime-covered oysters and the bunches of slime-leaking okra. Have at it. You're welcome.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 01:42 AM (X+xvk)

357 Okra is okay, if you dredge it in flour & cornmeal, then fry the snot out of it. (swidt?)

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)

358 Pete's Six-Shooter rye whiskey can be had for $29.99 at Pic-Quik, the former home of excellent gas station burritos while Walmart wants $53.00, the current home of awful frozen burritos.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:46 AM (BnDlA)

359 I saved them all for you. The slime-covered oysters and the bunches of slime-leaking okra. Have at it. You're welcome.
Posted by: Sam Adams

I don't drink beer, not like some FORMER Presidents named Hussein I could mention...I thought alcohol for those people...verboten? I think they say verboten. But Your AMERICAN BEER is really some of the best, so they tell me.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at March 10, 2026 01:47 AM (Al4HM)

360 Bers...lastest find...

2013 Harley-Davidson Sportster Superlow® XL883L
127 miles
Asking $6800

Hot or not? What would be your max bid price? This bike is local for me, so there is that.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 12:33 AM (BnDlA)

Up side- It has no miles on it
Down side- $6800 for a frigging sportster? Not even for my worst enemy. You can have the bigger bike for that, and most likely less. That bike already needs tires, they are too old and possibly dry rotted. How long did gas lay in it? It has fuel injection, and old gas can kill injection. Does it even run? Does it need a battery? Many questions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 01:51 AM (snZF9)

361 Up side- It has no miles on it
Down side- $6800 for a frigging sportster? Not even for my worst enemy. You can have the bigger bike for that, and most likely less. That bike already needs tires, they are too old and possibly dry rotted. How long did gas lay in it? It has fuel injection, and old gas can kill injection. Does it even run? Does it need a battery? Many questions.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads


You covered a lot of what I was thinking. Thank you.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:54 AM (BnDlA)

362 357 Okra is okay, if you dredge it in flour & cornmeal, then fry the snot out of it. (swidt?)

Posted by: Tarbender

****************

And, there it is, an accurate description. Snot. In a bad-tasting plant. And if, like me, your first experience with fried okra is wondering why this breaded plant is leaking snot, you're not likely to give it another go. Ever.

I even had one person describe the snot as, "milk." Nope. Okra is proof that, at various times in human history, people have been willing to eat just about anything.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 01:55 AM (X+xvk)

363 The New Mexico State University fight song is delayed on a 15' tall sign over the entrance to the football stadium. With this in mind, it's no wonder they're in the alcohol business.

Aggies! Oh, Aggies!
The hills send back the cry
We're here to do or die!
Aggies! Oh, Aggies!
We'll win this game or know the reason why!
And when we win this game
We'll buy a keg of booze
And we'll drink it to the Aggies 'til we wobble in our shoes!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:58 AM (BnDlA)

364 I don't drink beer, not like some FORMER Presidents named Hussein I could mention...I thought alcohol for those people...verboten? I think they say verboten. But Your AMERICAN BEER is really some of the best, so they tell me.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump

******************

Wise King Barky is also allegedly prohibited from smoking sausages, but I don't believe that's stopped him. Hence, the dead chef.

Pislner Urquell, Guinness, Spaten Optimator, Sierra Nevada Torpedo and El Chingon!

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:01 AM (X+xvk)

365 Really need to putt Ayatollah Mohita's picture on milk cartons

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 02:01 AM (2GVsD)

366 Sam Adams... LOL! Yeah, okra slime is the consistency of a kid's runny nose. (don't ya love that image?)

Oysters are more like an *huge* adult loogie. I cannot bring myself to eat oysters, whether raw or steamed or smoked/canned. Blecch.

But okra? Can be made edible IMO by frying until *dry* in bacon fat. Good source of fiber.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)

367 You covered a lot of what I was thinking. Thank you.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 01:54 AM (BnDlA)

Well let me ask you this. What exact type of riding are you planning on doing? Lets start with that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 02:02 AM (snZF9)

368 at various times in human history, people have been willing to eat just about anything.
Posted by: Sam Adams

Some people still need to be told to EABOD

Others apparently need no encouragement

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman with an Italian grandfather at March 10, 2026 02:02 AM (Al4HM)

369 The actual crater is buried a couple thousand feet down, but the area was so fractured that the surface is still slowly sinking into it.

It is not sinking fast enough, and the asteroid arrived too early.

Venice is literally the castle built in a swamp. And silly Humans are actually trying to save the place instead of well moving.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 02:03 AM (2GVsD)

370 People

You can't make gumbo without okra.

Not really

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at March 10, 2026 02:04 AM (Al4HM)

371 What about Soylent gumbo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 02:04 AM (2GVsD)

372 You people kill me. Just the best.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:06 AM (X+xvk)

373 Venice is literally the castle built in a swamp. And silly Humans are actually trying to save the place instead of well moving.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 02:03 AM (2GVsD)

Well its the history. Its kinda like Florence on the water. There's a shit ton of things there worth preserving, until it sinks anyway. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 02:06 AM (snZF9)

374 What about Soylent gumbo?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Nyaht

Posted by: Le Mikleuse en Russe at March 10, 2026 02:07 AM (Al4HM)

375 I still am holding a grudge against Venice and its past actions, like buying off the 4th Crusade to go sack Constantinople.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 02:08 AM (2GVsD)

376 366 Sam Adams... LOL! Yeah, okra slime is the consistency of a kid's runny nose. (don't ya love that image?)

Oysters are more like an *huge* adult loogie. I cannot bring myself to eat oysters, whether raw or steamed or smoked/canned. Blecch.

But okra? Can be made edible IMO by frying until *dry* in bacon fat. Good source of fiber.

Posted by: Tarbender

****************

So, if I understand correctly, when people "eat" oysters, they're essentially covering a giant loogie in hot sauce, and then gulping it down as quickly as possible with a mouthful of beer?

What is the appeal?

Why would you do that to an innocent beer?

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:08 AM (X+xvk)

377 In Louisiana they say

Eat shrimp, live longer

Eat Ersters, love longer

Ima have plenty of both

Posted by: J. Strom Miklos-Thurmond at March 10, 2026 02:11 AM (Al4HM)

378 Maybe I will try Beyond Okra when it is spotted at the supermarket in the future, it will bear little resemblance to the actual product so I might not gag on it. On the other hand I do love small and sweet oysters with a Bloody Mary on occasion.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 02:11 AM (0nHVk)

379 So, if I understand correctly, when people "eat" oysters, they're essentially covering a giant loogie in hot sauce, and then gulping it down as quickly as possible with a mouthful of beer?

What is the appeal?

Why would you do that to an innocent beer?

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:08 AM (X+xvk)

I wouldn't even do that to a bottle of pee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 02:12 AM (snZF9)

380 Beyond Okra, made from bacon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 02:13 AM (2GVsD)

381 On the other hand I do love small and sweet oysters with a Bloody Mary on occasion.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Somebody here got they head on straight

Posted by: Miklos is a Mother of a Shucker at March 10, 2026 02:13 AM (Al4HM)

382 So, if I understand correctly, when people "eat" oysters, they're essentially covering a giant loogie in hot sauce, and then gulping it down as quickly as possible with a mouthful of beer?

What is the appeal?

Why would you do that to an innocent beer?
Posted by: Sam Adams
--------

*shrugs*
XH and his buddies, when we were in FL, would pool $ on payday and buy kegs of beer, 50# sacks of oysters and set up a beach party...

It's something for bored young men to do? A chance to "gross out" their gf's? I dunno.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

383 I wouldn't even do that to a bottle of pee.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You'd be surprised

Posted by: the drinking water on the International Space Station at March 10, 2026 02:15 AM (Al4HM)

384 85% on secondary roads for day rides, bar hops, cheese burger runs etc. Occasionally I will need to hop on an interstate to get to another set of roads. The other 15% will be 2 to 3 day regional trips in the 500-750ish mile range. An example would be is a 2-hour ride from Las Cruces to Silver City for the Blues festival for the weekend followed by a long leisurely trip over a 8,000 ft mountain pass to get back. Or on occasion, in the fall when the weather is cooler, a trip down to Big Bend,Tx or Bisbee, Az.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 02:15 AM (BnDlA)

385 Sweet dreams Horde, as Sistah Hillary once preached, Ah am so tarred. Then she whipped the hot sauce out of her purse.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 10, 2026 02:26 AM (0nHVk)

386 'Night, Debby. Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)

387 85% on secondary roads for day rides, bar hops, cheese burger runs etc. Occasionally I will need to hop on an interstate to get to another set of roads. The other 15% will be 2 to 3 day regional trips in the 500-750ish mile range. An example would be is a 2-hour ride from Las Cruces to Silver City for the Blues festival for the weekend followed by a long leisurely trip over a 8,000 ft mountain pass to get back. Or on occasion, in the fall when the weather is cooler, a trip down to Big Bend,Tx or Bisbee, Az.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 10, 2026 02:15 AM (BnDlA)

I think you need 2 bikes, lol. Ok, a softail can easily handle that. Here's the deal though, unless its really set up you're not going to be happy if you have to do a 300 mile stretch. I'm talking a good seat and most likely a windshield, because the wind will beat you up after a while. The best compromise is a heritage softail. It has leather saddlebags, a real nice seat, a windshield, and ISO mounted floor boards and you can cruise for hours. Continued....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 02:29 AM (snZF9)

388 Time change has wiped me out. Thanks for the entertainment! Have a good night, Horde.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:29 AM (X+xvk)

389 On the other hand, a softail custom is really nice for everything else, and you can put saddle bags, and detachable windshield on it for the longer rides, and just remove the stuff for your 85% riding, and bar hoping, and easy rides. The softail custom has a 21" front wheel, so its a little bit more nimble in the turns and turns easier. The front end is a little bit longer so it tracks really nice on the highway. With that said, you have 2 choices. You can go with the EVO engine softail which was a real reliable bike, and you see ones with low miles, 20k give or take, many times less, and they are cheap. They have carburetors, no injection, so a lot less shit to deal. Fuel injection is nice, but if you so much as change anything on it you're going to have to have it remapped. Target years for the evo softail is 1992-1996. continued..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 02:39 AM (snZF9)

390 Triscuits haven’t been made by Nabisco in years. Mondelēz makes them now.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 02:42 AM (P6E1+)

391 370 People

You can't make gumbo without okra.

Not really
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at March 10, 2026 02:04 AM (Al4HM)


Not true - I've been doing it for years! Neither of us like okra or spicy sausage, so I just make simple shrimp gumbo. Found a recipe for making foolproof roux by putting flour and oil in a deep pot and baking it in the oven at a low heat for about an hour and a half. Comes out perfect!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 10, 2026 02:43 AM (SRRAx)

392 Then you have the twin cam engine softail. If you go that route you want 2008-2011. They have 6 speed transmissions, 96 Cubic inch motors, fast and smooth, and the 6 speed is beautiful on the highway. What you want to do in ANY case, is find an older rider, maybe a dude in his 50's or 60's that bought it new, put the cool exhaust and other goodies on it, had it remapped, etc. The reason being is the older dudes have money, they are waaaay better with service of the bike, they don't beat on them, and alot of them didn't put many miles on them. They make a few nice quality changes without going stupid because they're not looking to race, and they are getting older and many decide to either stop riding, or go for a larger bike like a street glide, or road glide. Thats the guy you want to buy the bike from. They already spent the money on the goodies and are usually fanatical with the upkeep.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 02:47 AM (snZF9)

393 Also, the years I mentioned are what I consider the perfected years. There are good other years too, but the years are good for various reasons. Some times its ease of maintenance, sometimes its parts availability, etc etc, not always having to do with reliability. If you find a smoking deal outside of those years, we'll talk. You don't want newer than 2012, they went to a bullshit can bus wiring system. You need a star fleet engineer to trouble shoot it, and you will eventually need one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 02:53 AM (snZF9)

394 Of course you can make gumbo without okra! Have you never heard of filé gumbo? Filé is made from sassafras leaves and can be used for a thickening agent instead of okra. I like both kinds of gumbo, you betcha!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 02:55 AM (P6E1+)

395 OH NO!!!! Snow... is... March...

Media is going nutso.. but... this is just kinda like ever year?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2026 02:59 AM (mP0Kj)

396 Sham-a-lam-a Ding dong!

*shambles*

Posted by: Zombie Ayatollah Ali Khamenei at March 10, 2026 03:06 AM (M9gjJ)

397 OH NO!!!! Snow... is... March...

Media is going nutso.. but... this is just kinda like ever year?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2026 02:59 AM (mP0Kj)

No shit. I get a news thing on my phone about huge snow storms...in washington. I'm in frigging jersey. It was 74 degrees yesterday and green grass all around. Why are you telling me about snow 3000 fucking miles away?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 03:09 AM (snZF9)

398 Where i live, there's always snow in March. That's why I've never understood the whole Groundhog Day thing. We're definitely going to have 6 more weeks of winter. Probably slightly warming over those 6 weeks, but still periods of crappy winter weather.

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 03:18 AM (pduCL)

399 We got snow in april a few times, but no surprise getting snow in march. Its not unusual. My method is to keep the snow blower in the garage, because it won't snow. If I put it back in the shed, yeah it will snow the next day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 03:32 AM (snZF9)

400 m

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 03:33 AM (1o8D5)

401 My method is to keep the snow blower in the garage, because it won't snow. If I put it back in the shed, yeah it will snow the next day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2026 03:32 AM (snZF9)
-

So... a scaresnow?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 03:34 AM (1o8D5)

402 We're supposed to get snow tonight/tomorrow. Meh. I'll believe it when I see it! Had been 65-70* all last week, with overnights 40-50. 45 high today, 30 now.

No problem, it'll be back into the high 50s/low 60s by end of the week. Hope it dries out enough that I can mow before it rains again.

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 03:41 AM (rdVOm)

403 With any luck, the mooch will either be housed elsewhere, or on the bus out of town by this weekend! I can hardly wait...

Posted by: Tarbender at March 10, 2026 03:43 AM (rdVOm)

404 Not true - I've been doing it for years! Neither of us like okra or spicy sausage, so I just make simple shrimp gumbo. Found a recipe for making foolproof roux by putting flour and oil in a deep pot and baking it in the oven at a low heat for about an hour and a half. Comes out perfect!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 10, 2026 02:43 AM (SRRAx)

Cajun cooking trivia:

Anybody remember the Hank Williams song that mentions file’ gumbo? (Pronounced feel-ay)
File’ is a thickening agent used to make the roux that is the gumbo base. Historically, gumbo cooks in South Louisiana used Okra as the thickening agent when it was in season, and file’ when it wasn’t.
As Theresa said, flour is also a thickening agent. South Louisiana had rice but too wet for wheat to grow, which is why flour wasn’t used back in the day. File’ is just dried sassafras leaves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 03:55 AM (pait2)

405 Incoming alert - first in Jerusalem in a few days.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 03:57 AM (1o8D5)

406 How about the Senate go on a hunger strike instead of not doing their jobs?

Posted by: pawn at March 10, 2026 04:04 AM (iQdLI)

407 nood pixy

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 04:13 AM (Sy6m/)

408 I married a Japanese lass, have Japanese inlaws, lived there for 4 years, trust me, 99.9% of Japanese people, like Americans, are just regular people doing regular people stuff like paying off a mortgage or trying to make their kids put on a jacket before going outside.

Posted by: amos at March 10, 2026 05:58 AM (VqAdP)

409 Back in the late 70's I used to crew on a 12 meter that a friend of mine raced. We did overnight races on the Sound from Bridgeport, around Block Island and back. It would get pretty spooky when it got foggy and you'd hear barges blowing their horns and not being able to figure out which way the sound was coming from. And oh yeah, it was blacker than the bottom of a coal mine at midnight.

Posted by: Mike at March 10, 2026 06:48 AM (hWvIW)

Falling Cafe

moonoverla.jpg

Moon over LA
Brandon Yoshizawa

Mondays always sneak up on me.

Working dog, textile division.

Big furcloud.

Evolution of vector graphic arcade games.

Otter slide (evil).

Baby elephant demands hugs.

Junior farmer just keeps on truckin'.

Original Star Wars trailer from 1976.

Making friends.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Hello.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (pvf3X)

2 Hiya ace!

My favorite poast of the day. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (OZpzZ)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Beautiful day today. Took two walks and even did some running. Too bad it won't last.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (ZOv7s)

5 If textile Doggie isn't AI the woman had to teach the dog that trick

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Out on the prairie one bright starry night,
They broke out the whiskey and Betsy got tight.
She sang and she shouted and danced o'er the plain
And showed her bare arse to the whole wagon train.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (Kt19C)

7 Highrr 70s it is predicted for tomorrow
It almost felt like spring today

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

8 I was so bad at that battle tank or whatever it was called vector game. Just could never operate it correctly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (n5tGW)

9 I guess we had an Atari arcade downtown. (Tempest!). Had never seen any of the non-Atari games before.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2026 07:36 PM (KAa/S)

10 Ace, why do you insist on tormenting nurse with these evil river otters?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

11 Junior farmer is adorable, but how come the rabbits aren't jumping out?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 07:38 PM (PFs9e)

12 L.A. looks kinda Bladerunneresque in that photo (it was the inspiration, after all). Think I'll pop over to Taffey Lewis's place for an octopus martini and a show.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 09, 2026 07:38 PM (kpS4V)

13 Please tell me we're never going to let "smoking jar of metal and fuses" (or just, "smoking jar" for short) die.

In fact my dad had a smoking jar. He loved that thing.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 07:39 PM (vE0+H)

14 Junior farmer is adorable, but how come the rabbits aren't jumping out?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 07:38 PM


No one has mentioned leeks and mustard sauce yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)

15 Beautiful Moon over LA photo, ace.

Thank you for finding & sharing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 09, 2026 07:40 PM (3ZUWJ)

16

Original Star Wars trailer from 1976.

==

Too cool! And no Williams' theme! How unusual !

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 07:41 PM (GD0B3)

17 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)

I 've never had rabbit. It is good? . Mustard and leek sauce sounds tasty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 07:41 PM (PFs9e)

18 It sounded like Felix was saying he needed to control the "Cheez Whiz", but I'm guessing it was "G forces"?

Anyway, ballsy drop dude, and "Red Bull Mission Control" would be a great thing to have on one's resume.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 09, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

19 I played quite a few of those games there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:44 PM (8avO+)

20 Properly cooked, rabbit is good tasting. Rabbit has the highest protein to fat ratio of any edible animal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 07:45 PM (QGeR/)

21 I loved lunar lander though it aggravated the hell out of me. I swore the program must be off when it said I crashed,

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:45 PM (cntUY)

22 Jr Farmer is going to need more trailers

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

23 Skydiver Luke Aikins Jumps 25000 Feet Into Net

What's next? They can only double-or-nothing.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2026 07:45 PM (KAa/S)

24 , why do you insist on tormenting nurse with these evil river otters?

A new attraction at Aquarium of the Pacific rents rifles and sells ammunition for river otter shoots.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 07:45 PM (Kt19C)

25 Re: last thread

I thought the statement on MacArthur park was going to be about Richard Harris' singing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 07:46 PM (zZu0s)

26 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

For anyone who follows me on Facebook, the next installment of Teresa's Bucket List Year #2: Electric Boogaloo has been posted. We have stuff planned out through July....

YOLO

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 07:48 PM (SRRAx)

27 A moose over L.A. would be kind of cool, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:49 PM (8zz6B)

28 >>>Mondays always sneak up on me.

That one always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 07:50 PM (syz1S)

29
Is the moon over LA a picture of Bass's ass?

I'm sure lots of people who lost their homes would like to see her ass on fire.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

30 What level of space is it that you would need heat shields for re-entry?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:51 PM (cntUY)

31 please excuse if this has been covered

Buck Throckmorton alert, Fox lede:

Ford in deep water after sweeping recalls
hit every model since 2020 Only the Ford GT, a mid-engine two-seater sports car, escaped the issues that plagued the rest of the lineup..

Ford beat GM's previous 2014 record.

They don't mention Stellantis because shit falling off and apart doesn't count.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 07:52 PM (QGeR/)

32 There was a character based version of X-Wing fighter that you could type in, in Basic, and run on monochrome 80x25 display. We were easily entertained back then.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

33 20 Properly cooked, rabbit is good tasting. Rabbit has the highest protein to fat ratio of any edible animal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 07:45 PM (QGeR/)


Seem to remember reading that a diet made up primarily of rabbit could lead to severe malnutrition, due to the lack of fat.

Don't know if that is true or not.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 07:53 PM (SRRAx)

34 >>>Original Star Wars trailer from 1976.

Back when they were setting up Luke and Leia in some kind of romance. I wonder why they decided to change them into bro & sis.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 07:54 PM (syz1S)

35 It sounded like Felix was saying he needed to control the "Cheez Whiz", but I'm guessing it was "G forces"?

Anyway, ballsy drop dude, and "Red Bull Mission Control" would be a great thing to have on one's resume.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 09, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

Speed of sound is only about 660 mph at 85000 feet, and the atmosphere at that elevation is so thin that the wind buffeting didn't tear him apart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:54 PM (8zz6B)

36 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 07:52 PM (QGeR/)

There are so many recalls these days because of the electronics and software that you can't compare to pre 2000.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:55 PM (cntUY)

37 Seem to remember reading that a diet made up primarily of rabbit could lead to severe malnutrition, due to the lack of fat.

Don't know if that is true or not.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 07:53 PM (SRRAx)

I think I heard that was only if you didn't eat the brain. The brains would save you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 07:57 PM (syz1S)

38 Aw mom! Rabbit brain again?!

Posted by: Finicky Kid at March 09, 2026 07:58 PM (Q+gd/)

39
This was the best day in West Michigan in 4 months.

Not 2 weeks ago a snow so fine that it floated by like a fog, wet but light, and I thought I'd say something about the amazing change of seasons to my wife but I knew she'd slap me.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 08:00 PM (Y8DZL)

40 I wouldn't want filet mignon every day why would I only eat rabbits?

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)

41 I think I heard that was only if you didn't eat the brain. The brains would save you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


Any zombie who dined on Aliassmithsmith's brain would likely starve.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE)

42 Tell me about the rabbits, ace.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 08:03 PM (viF8m)

43 Seem to remember reading that a diet made up primarily of rabbit could lead to severe malnutrition, due to the lack of fat.

Don't know if that is true or not.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 07:53 PM (SRRAx)

I think I heard that was only if you didn't eat the brain. The brains would save you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 07:57 PM (syz1S)

Unhealthy rabbit. A healthy rabbit has about the same fat and protein ratio as a chicken. I guess you might die if all you ate was just Chicken. Can't be that healthy.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 08:04 PM (cntUY)

44 34 >>>Original Star Wars trailer from 1976.

Back when they were setting up Luke and Leia in some kind of romance. I wonder why they decided to change them into bro & sis.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
...........................................
I should have wrote the script.

Posted by: George R.R. Martin at March 09, 2026 08:04 PM (sAmhv)

45 I post this periodically because it always makes me laugh. And since we're mentioning rabbits , and Muslims have also been discussed today, it seems appropriate: Bugs Bunny in "Ali Baba Bunny"

https://tinyurl.com/4f47kkr5

It's been a long day. Have a good night all!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 08:06 PM (ix8EF)

46 Back when they were setting up Luke and Leia in some kind of romance. I wonder why they decided to change them into bro & sis.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 07:54 PM (syz1S)
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It does make a few scenes in Alan Dean Foster's "Splinter of the Mind's Eye" just a bit on the squicky side...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 08:06 PM (ESVrU)

47
Goodnight Fenelon!!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 08:06 PM (3ek7K)

48 13 Please tell me we're never going to let "smoking jar of metal and fuses" (or just, "smoking jar" for short) die.
---

Had to search. Not one pic out of top five. Metal jar used for a bomb. Interesting. I've never heard the term 'metal jar' nor have I ever seen something that is referred to as a metal jar. Is this a new talking point?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:08 PM (QGeR/)

49 I was falling asleep on way home so better get some rest tonight
Haveca good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

50
Sleep well Skip!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)

51 I think I heard that was only if you didn't eat the brain. The brains would save you.

Yesssss. Eat the brainsssssss!

Posted by: Prions at March 09, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t)

52 Sounds like another way to say "pipe bomb".

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

53 >>>Mondays always sneak up on me.

That one always makes me laugh.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 07:50 PM (syz1S)

Its true though. Double for the time change. Work is flying by. I looked down and said 'Fuck, 6 hours down.'

Sidenote: my phone is starting to get me. Ar first I typed duck and it suggested fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 08:09 PM (zZu0s)

54 Pretty sure Lucas decided on the brother and sister thing sometime between Empire and Return.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 08:10 PM (YwEeS)

55 I just love that the geese march alongside the farmer's train.
It's all so adorable.

Ace, thank you for the cafe posts.
Well, thank you for ALL of it, but especially the cafe.

Posted by: Appycay at March 09, 2026 08:10 PM (EdYR/)

56 JAR, from Bing (and they should know) Co-pilot:

Definition of Jar

A jar is a rigid, cylindrical or slightly conical container with a wide mouth or opening, typically made of glass, ceramic, or plastic. It can be closed with various types of lids, such as screw caps, lug caps, cork stoppers, or tamper-evident bands

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:10 PM (QGeR/)

57 My name is Chester
I work for Matt Dillon
I make 2 Dollars a Day
I go see Miss Kitty
I play with her Titty
She takes my 2 Dollars away

Posted by: Dennis Weaver at March 09, 2026 08:11 PM (Sx7X9)

58 Original Star Wars trailer from 1976.

==

Too cool! And no Williams' theme! How unusual !
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 07:41 PM (GD0B3)
----
It doesn't even have the distinctive Star Wars title font we've come to love....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 08:11 PM (ESVrU)

59 I've never heard the term 'metal jar' nor have I ever seen something that is referred to as a metal jar. Is this a new talking point?

Posted by: Braenyard
-----------

Yeah, why can't they just say "can"?

Posted by: Tarbender at March 09, 2026 08:11 PM (rdVOm)

60 I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 08:11 PM (oKJ0C)

61 Lucas in original 1976 SW had accidentally written himself into a love triangle, with the hero of the series having to compete with the bad boy that young women secretly (or not so secretly) want to fuck.
Leigh Brackett in TESB rolled with that, because she was a woman and women are in their element writing a young woman who has to choose between the hero and the bad boy.
Lucas and Kasdan solved this problem by using lame plot devices.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 08:12 PM (gKWVE)

62

My late father's name was Chester.

You don't see that name anymore.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 08:12 PM (3ek7K)

63 I've never heard the term 'metal jar' nor have I ever seen something that is referred to as a metal jar. Is this a new talking point?

Posted by: Braenyard
-----------

Yeah, why can't they just say "can"?
Posted by: Tarbender


Jars have lids that screw off. Cans generally don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 08:13 PM (oKJ0C)

64 Had to search. Not one pic out of top five. Metal jar used for a bomb. Interesting. I've never heard the term 'metal jar' nor have I ever seen something that is referred to as a metal jar. Is this a new talking point?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:08 PM (QGeR/)

The one pic looked like a rock, or something with a vaguely square cross-section wrapped in a dark plastic bag.

"metal jar" sounds like the work of a person or an AI that does not know what a "can" is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:13 PM (8zz6B)

65 Seem to remember reading that a diet made up primarily of rabbit could lead to severe malnutrition, due to the lack of fat.

Don't know if that is true or not.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas,
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Great uncle (athletic nut) raised them for protein.
However, he ate spaghetti for breakfast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:13 PM (QGeR/)

66 Note to self: Learn to cook and eat rabbit. 😬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day. at March 09, 2026 08:14 PM (NFX2v)

67 Sometimes you have to tiptoe through the tulips.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2026 08:14 PM (XV/Pl)

68 54 Pretty sure Lucas decided on the brother and sister thing sometime between Empire and Return.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 08:10 PM (YwEeS)

It never really made sense. Princess Leia. Royalty. They pay attention to the bloodlines when you are royalty. So she's secretly the daughter of Darth Vader? Right.

Making Vader Luke's father I can buy. But adding Leia to the family tree doesn't make sense if you think about it too much.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 08:14 PM (syz1S)

69 I saw "Star Wars" in Lagos, Nigeria in 1977. We were in a well lit auditorium, on folding chairs, with garbled sound from a PA system. Still knew it was spacial.

Posted by: javems at March 09, 2026 08:15 PM (zFsEm)

70 Sidenote: my phone is starting to get me. Ar first I typed duck and it suggested fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


That's when you know you own Siri's soul.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 08:15 PM (oKJ0C)

71 And sometimes you have to stomp thru them.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

72 Rabbit does not taste like chicken!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 08:15 PM (+nEug)

73 Braenyard, someone who has more time during that day than I do to stay on top of the news could verify, but I think one of the established left-wing media today called the NY terrorists' bombs a "smoking jar of metal and fuses."

They couldn't possibly call it a bomb. Or even an IED. It's a smoking jar of metal and fuses now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 09, 2026 08:15 PM (zYpTz)

74 Great, I just hit the Original Star Wars trailer from 1976.
Now I am going to get spam-bombed with Start Wars crap on every place on the net.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 08:16 PM (/lPRQ)

75 The lack of pheculant penguins is perforce pleasant.

Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)

76 Seem to remember reading that a diet made up primarily of rabbit could lead to severe malnutrition, due to the lack of fat.

Don't know if that is true or not.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


True.

Technical term: Protein poisoning.

Colloquial term: Rabbit starvation.

Can look it up on Wikipedia under either name.

Not just rabbit; any diet exclusively made of small game like that won't have enough fat. Pioneer-World problems.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov)

77 I put in my request for a couple more rabbits. Going to do them in the crock pot in wine and herbs and serve over a cheesey polenta..

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 08:18 PM (+nEug)

78 >66 Note to self: Learn to cook and eat rabbit. 😬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day. at March 09, 2026 08:14 PM (NFX2v)

A local bistro near me will occasionally have rabbit cassoulet on the menu. It is stupid good.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 09, 2026 08:18 PM (GTqXr)

79 They couldn't possibly call it a bomb. Or even an IED. It's a smoking jar of metal and fuses now.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

And TATP !

Make that "beauty products", that's the ticket.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 08:18 PM (/lPRQ)

80
If you like stuffed peppers but don't want the hassle of making them Stouffer's are pretty good.

We eat them a couple of times a month with mashed taters and steamed broccoli.

Great comfort food.


Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 08:20 PM (3ek7K)

81 Drilling jars. made of metal, but not the same thing at all:

https://tinyurl.com/uurc5c2r

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:20 PM (8zz6B)

82 Star Trek is on. It's the one where the AI robot can't make up its mind so it falls down dead. That actually sounds like a pretty good failsafe mechanism.

Speaking of AI robots, I saw a Waymo car roll a stop sign yesterday. I would get a ticket for that. Wtf.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

83 Here's a BBC review of Star Wars from 1977...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSKJW1wazQ8

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 08:22 PM (ESVrU)

84 Star Trek is on. It's the one where the AI robot can't make up its mind so it falls down dead. That actually sounds like a pretty good failsafe mechanism.

Speaking of AI robots, I saw a Waymo car roll a stop sign yesterday. I would get a ticket for that. Wtf.
Posted by: fd


When in doubt, stroke out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 08:23 PM (oKJ0C)

85 Speaking of AI robots, I saw a Waymo car roll a stop sign yesterday. I would get a ticket for that. Wtf.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

I wonder if you just just run up to a Waymo stopped at a light, and wrap an old sock around one of its sensors?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B)

86 They couldn't possibly call it a bomb. Or even an IED. It's a smoking jar of metal and fuses now.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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Right, or AI and they let it ride. They may not be smart enough to mis-name bomb as a metal jar.
In all my 29 yrs. I've never touched or seen a metal jar.
There is no such thing as a metal jar. I'll go with AOP's, it's AI.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:24 PM (QGeR/)

87 Sidenote: my phone is starting to get me. Ar first I typed duck and it suggested fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Mine automatically adds "mm" when I type the number 9.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 08:24 PM (fVXtb)

88 A piece of pipe and two pipe caps. Bang, you gotta metal jar.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

89 I can see myself dropping like a rock in a wing suit and hitting the 1000 year old castle face first like Wyle E. Coyote.

I can't imagine the skill and nerve needed to do those jumps. And the jump from space, holy 🐄! Never, my love.

Eclectic Cafe. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 08:26 PM (NFX2v)

90 85 Speaking of AI robots, I saw a Waymo car roll a stop sign yesterday. I would get a ticket for that. Wtf.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s
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One city pulled them off the streets because of so many infractions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:26 PM (QGeR/)

91 That is LA?

I was promised World War Terminus in 2019 where Replicants are illegal on Earth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

92 A piece of pipe and two pipe caps. Bang, you gotta metal jar.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

Yep. And the AI or the retard reporter had never seen threaded black iron pipe, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:28 PM (8zz6B)

93 “Living off the fat of the land” and “Lean times” weren’t just expressions. Fat is essential for human survival. So is protein. But protein without fat is eventually toxic, strange but true.

Lewis & Clark wrote about this in their Journals. The expedition members were nearly starving in the mountains, where game was scarce. The deer and elk they did get was very poor, and lean. Lewis wrote the men were each eating about 10 pounds of deer meat a day and they were still hungry, and getting very sick, and weak.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 08:28 PM (Ai1Ju)

94 88 A piece of pipe and two pipe caps. Bang, you gotta metal jar.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s
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Quite a misdirection from Pipe Bomb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:29 PM (QGeR/)

95 "I wonder if you just just run up to a Waymo stopped at a light, and wrap an old sock around one of its sensors?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

You could, but it would have thousands of pictures of you doing it. It has that big spinning scanner on top and cameras all over it.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

96 You could, but it would have thousands of pictures of you doing it. It has that big spinning scanner on top and cameras all over it.

Wear a Hillary mask

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 08:30 PM (2GVsD)

97 I wonder if you just just run up to a Waymo stopped at a light, and wrap an old sock around one of its sensors?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Orange traffic cone right in front of vehicle or mannikin. Shuts them right down.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 08:30 PM (oKJ0C)

98 You could, but it would have thousands of pictures of you doing it. It has that big spinning scanner on top and cameras all over it.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

Did not stop those 'peaceful protesters' in LA(?) From calling for them and setting them on fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

99 You could, but it would have thousands of pictures of you doing it. It has that big spinning scanner on top and cameras all over it.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

That's where the Barack Obama mask comes in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:31 PM (8zz6B)

100 Damn we have had so many astroturfed violent riots it is hard to keep track.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

101 I interpreted the smoking jar of metal and fuses to mean the jar was filled with metal (shrapnel) and fuses. But it's really hard to know what nonsense the media was envisioning.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 09, 2026 08:32 PM (zYpTz)

102 72 Rabbit does not taste like chicken!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 08:15 PM (+nEug)

No it does not. But while on the topic, I made a really good chicken tonight with creole spices, brown rice and roasted carrots. The chicken was just kicky enough (and I like a good kick!). I am stuffed. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Wmg4n)

103 Mine automatically adds "mm" when I type the number 9.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 08:24 PM


Someday, we'll get you to the point it adds "ACP" when you type the number 45. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 08:32 PM (0sNs1)

104 Making Vader Luke's father I can buy. But adding Leia to the family tree doesn't make sense if you think about it too much.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 08:14 PM (syz1S)

Then you hide Luke in his blood relative's uncle's house under his actual name. And don't tell him not to apply to the Imperial Navy.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 08:34 PM (8avO+)

105 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2026 08:34 PM (cYBz/)

106 I don't need any of that falling silliness. Gravity is kicking my ass every day. Shit just keeps jumping off the tables, chairs and countertops and I have to pick it up off the floor.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 08:35 PM (M9gjJ)

107 Lucas really only had plans for one movie but then got lots of money thrown at him so he had to scramble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 08:35 PM (2GVsD)

108 "Did not stop those 'peaceful protesters' in LA(?) From calling for them and setting them on fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone "

No, you could have your way with one if you wanted to.

I also saw some little delivery bots just sitting around on the sidewalks, waiting for a call to deliver something. They are boxes on wheels, maybe three feet square, and they will bring you a pizza or whatever in downtown Atlanta. They just park in random places on the sidewalks.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

109 Lewis & Clark wrote about this in their Journals. The expedition members were nearly starving in the mountains, where game was scarce. The deer and elk they did get was very poor, and lean. Lewis wrote the men were each eating about 10 pounds of deer meat a day and they were still hungry, and getting very sick, and weak.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 08:28 PM (Ai1Ju)

That's why the natives would have pemmican on hand as a supplement.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 08:36 PM (8avO+)

110 103 Mine automatically adds "mm" when I type the number 9.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 08:24 PM

Someday, we'll get you to the point it adds "ACP" when you type the number 45. ;-)
****

Or Magnum after 357.

Posted by: clarence at March 09, 2026 08:36 PM (ki8uo)

111 No it does not. But while on the topic, I made a really good chicken tonight with creole spices, brown rice and roasted carrots. The chicken was just kicky enough (and I like a good kick!). I am stuffed. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Wmg4n)
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I'm no expert, but I think the chicken is supposed to be dead before you eat it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 08:37 PM (ESVrU)

112 101 I interpreted the smoking jar of metal and fuses to mean the jar was filled with metal (shrapnel) and fuses. But it's really hard to know what nonsense the media was envisioning.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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Enter 'smoking jar' into your search engine and receive images of ceramic and wooden jars designed for pipe smokers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:38 PM (QGeR/)

113 "I'm no expert, but I think the chicken is supposed to be dead before you eat it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

That will never get any clicks.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at March 09, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

114 No, you could have your way with one if you wanted to.

I also saw some little delivery bots just sitting around on the sidewalks, waiting for a call to deliver something. They are boxes on wheels, maybe three feet square, and they will bring you a pizza or whatever in downtown Atlanta. They just park in random places on the sidewalks.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
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I was on campus early this morning and I saw a parade of "snackbots" (as I call 'em) cruising by to their main daytime distribution hub.

I almost wanted to salute them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 08:40 PM (ESVrU)

115 That will never get any clicks.
Posted by: Alice Cooper at March 09, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)



But maybe a torrent of frenzied clucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:41 PM (8zz6B)

116 That will never get any clicks.
Posted by: Alice Cooper at March 09, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)



But maybe a torrent of frenzied clucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:41 PM (8zz6B)

117 "I almost wanted to salute them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

I was reminded of Huey, Dewey, and Louie from Silent Running.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

118 That's why the natives would have pemmican on hand as a supplement.
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Right, they made that too. But they were an expedition, about 30 to 40 guys burning tremendous amounts of calories. They ran out. Of everything, except ammunition. At one point they ate their moccasins.

New, unused moccasins. They would stitch up a few hundred pairs in the downtime since they wore out so fast.

Game is very lean by nature. Buffalo fat, bear’s oil, beaver tail was highly prized precisely because of the fat. It adds flavor, too. Fat is critical, protein as well (muscle maintenance & repair) There are no “essential carbohydrates” in the human diet. They couldn’t get fat.

That’s one reason hydrogenated oils became common, a “temporary” wartime expedient when fats became critical to the wars. Feeding troops & the population, plus used for making soap, and explosives.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 08:44 PM (Ai1Ju)

119 Someday, we'll get you to the point it adds "ACP" when you type the number 45. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Let my permanent record show that I own more 45 ACP pistols (1 revolver, 2 1911s) than 9mm (SA-35 and P365). :-)

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 08:44 PM (fVXtb)

120 Huey, Dewey, and Louie cheated playing cards against Bruce Dern.

It was the insurrection of the machines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD)

121 Let my permanent record show that I own more 45 ACP pistols (1 revolver, 2 1911s) than 9mm (SA-35 and P365). :-)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 08:44 PM (fVXtb)

9mm is acceptable if it is a Browning Hi-power. PBUH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

122 Star Wars trailer was cool. Thanks, ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

123 78.. A local bistro near me will occasionally have rabbit cassoulet on the menu. It is stupid good.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

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Rabbit cassoulet is a slow-cooked French white bean stew featuring browned, tender rabbit meat (often confit) combined with pork sausage, bacon (guanciale), vegetables, and herbs.

I believe I could really enjoy that. (Cooking it is another matter.)

Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 08:47 PM (NFX2v)

124 34 >>>Original Star Wars trailer from 1976.
Back when they were setting up Luke and Leia in some kind of romance. I wonder why they decided to change them into bro & sis.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2026 07:54 PM (syz1S)

107 Lucas really only had plans for one movie but then got lots of money thrown at him so he had to scramble.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 08:35 PM (2GVsD)


Anna is correct. All the bullsh*t about him "having it all mapped out before the first film" is utter and provable nonsense. The whole "I am your father" wasn't even in Leigh's original draft for ESB, and was only added after she passed and the Lucas?Kasdan team took over writing duties. The hackneyed "plot twist" was just dumb, and pretty much turns Obi-Wan into a lying, manipulative dick.

There is exactly one Star Wars movie, and it is simply called Star Wars. Now git offa mah lawn!

Posted by: goozer at March 09, 2026 08:47 PM (BAs8w)

125 ---
Let my permanent record show that I own more 45 ACP pistols (1 revolver, 2 1911s) than 9mm (SA-35 and P365). :-)
Posted by: screaming in digital
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Such a beautiful name and you become more attractive all the time. Good to see you here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:48 PM (QGeR/)

126 May I suggest that you add one of those two shot derringers to your collection.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 08:49 PM (QGeR/)

127 When you've been out on an expedition for a year, there is nothing like a big fat beaver tail.

I saw a dead beaver beside the road the other day. Some folks might stop and pick it up. Some folks is not me.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

128 109 Lewis & Clark wrote about this in their Journals. The expedition members were nearly starving in the mountains, where game was scarce. The deer and elk they did get was very poor, and lean. Lewis wrote the men were each eating about 10 pounds of deer meat a day and they were still hungry, and getting very sick, and weak.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 08:28 PM (Ai1Ju)

That's why the natives would have pemmican on hand as a supplement.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 08:36 PM (8avO+)

You can starve to death on a protein only diet...learned that on Alone. Most important item for both sexes diet is fat. Everything else fails if you don't get that. You can live a LONG time with either no protein or no carbs, but you have to have fat (and then usually you need one of the other two - seems the women on Alone thrive with the carbs and the men with the protein, although both drop weight)...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2026 08:51 PM (tOcjL)

129 Or Magnum after 357.
Posted by: clarence
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I've got this covered too. S&W Model 28-2 "Highway Patrolman"

But due to cost of ammo and its very lovely condition, I rarely shoot it, and even then primarily .38 Special.

It is my favorite of all and nothing will ever top it for me. I will sell a kidney before I'd sell this gun.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 08:52 PM (fVXtb)

130 >>But it's really hard to know what nonsense the media was envisioning.

They were envisioning a way to not say a muslim threw an ID in NYC.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m)

131 Eskimos eat mostly fat. Big slabs of blubbery fat. They seem to do ok. Why they stay there though, I don't know. Maybe they just don't know any better.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

132
There is exactly one Star Wars movie, and it is simply called Star Wars. Now git offa mah lawn!
Posted by: goozer at March 09, 2026 08:47 PM (BAs8w)

Huh. Jedi Fundamentalists. It's like this BINGO card isn't even trying.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 09, 2026 08:54 PM (w/O5Q)

133 Star Wars has plot holes so big, a neutron star would go through them. And leading experts, for reasons of insanity, could not make more than 1 sequel token franchise going. The first two (now titled IV and V) were good.

Lucas and Disney, the Hamas of film makers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2026 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

134 I saw a dead beaver beside the road the other day. Some folks might stop and pick it up. Some folks is not me.
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

Inorite?

Posted by: Bill clinton at March 09, 2026 08:57 PM (8zz6B)

135 Yeah, there are no “essential” carbohydrates. Strange but true. Humans, technically speaking, must have fat and protein or end up dead.

Vegetarians can not make those sorts of campaigns or expeditions or explorations. Extreme heavy exertion, day after day after day, plus cold weather. 4k to 5k calories daily easy.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 08:57 PM (0gZLS)

136 Such a beautiful name and you become more attractive all the time. Good to see you here.

Posted by: Braenyard
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*shuffles feet* Aw, thanks. You're too kind.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 08:58 PM (fVXtb)

137 Rain and thunder here now, and gusty winds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 08:58 PM (8zz6B)

138 Braenyard

Screaming in Digital is a wonderful 'ette. She is an excellent shot, so I stay polite. But she is a skilled dancer as well. Alas, she had her new caveman guarding her from infidels. He can rip phone books in half, and is working up to ripping iPhones in half.

Just so you know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2026 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

139 There are no “essential carbohydrates” in the human diet.

Scones and biscotti. Which is why I need to learn to eat rabbit.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 08:59 PM (NFX2v)

140 Eskimos eat mostly fat. Big slabs of blubbery fat. They seem to do ok.
———

You’ll never guess what happens when they start eating a shitload of carbs

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 08:59 PM (0gZLS)

141 No it does not. But while on the topic, I made a really good chicken tonight with creole spices, brown rice and roasted carrots. The chicken was just kicky enough (and I like a good kick!). I am stuffed. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Wmg4n)
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I'm no expert, but I think the chicken is supposed to be dead before you eat it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 08:37 PM (ESVrU)

It was dead before she finished!

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 09:00 PM (8avO+)

142 I was excited to hear about President Biden's efforts to make Travel Maps Gayer that I have introduced a bill to my good friend Senator Schumer to make TV Channel Numbers Gayer.

This long overdue and should be the next bill passed in Congress and then have the votes to override that idiot Trump.

Posted by: Kami Harris at March 09, 2026 09:00 PM (ZWcdc)

143
They were envisioning a way to not say a muslim threw an ID in NYC.

Muslims, like blacks and women, cannot get an ID.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 09:02 PM (Cqx++)

144 Scones and biscotti.
——
Ha! Yeah, I know what you’re saying. Supposedly Coffee is not necessary for human survival, either.

But it is. Other people’s survival, true, but still.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 09:02 PM (0gZLS)

145 The sun has not yet set in LA, much less has the sky achieved nightfall.

Posted by: wferrin at March 09, 2026 09:04 PM (lCdHU)

146 Aaron Judge!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 09:05 PM (A5RD0)

147 Where do you even get phone books to rip in half?

Posted by: Vic Tanny's Ghost at March 09, 2026 09:05 PM (oftw2)

148 Big hugs to you, dear Salty Dog.

'Night, y'all

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 09, 2026 09:06 PM (fVXtb)

149 114. But it is. Other people’s survival, true, but still.
Posted by: Common Tater

👍 Other people's survival, indeed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 09:06 PM (NFX2v)

150 Vic Tanny's Ghost

In the recycling box for books and phone books at the main recycling station. Our library throws out a lot of good books to replace them with Twink propaganda books. Yellow Pages still delivers printed books once a year here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2026 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

151 Making Vader Luke's father I can buy. But adding Leia to the family tree doesn't make sense if you think about it too much.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Then you hide Luke in his blood relative's uncle's house under his actual name. And don't tell him not to apply to the Imperial Navy.
Posted by: Oldcat


Sign of the times. In the 70s, you probably could just move a state (planet) or two over and "disappear." Less panopticon back then; the whole world didn't run around with a tracking device in their pocket.

It's been a while since I've watched it. Did Vader know he had surviving kiddos the whole time? Was he looking for Luke and Leia for 20 years, or did he just detect a Big Bright Ball o' The Force one day and think "hey, that frequency/color/tone looks like mine used to."

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 09:09 PM (VHUov)

152 If you like stuffed peppers but don't want the hassle of making them Stouffer's are pretty good.

We eat them a couple of times a month with mashed taters and steamed broccoli.

Great comfort food.


Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 08:20 PM (3ek7K)

We cheat and stuff them with Zatarain's Dirty Rice. The kids gobble them up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 09:10 PM (dK+Kv)

153 They hit Cal Raleigh.


Fuck you assholes.

Home run. USA 5
Mejico 0

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 09:11 PM (A5RD0)

154 Did Vader know he had surviving kiddos the whole time?
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A running gag at "How It Should Have Ended" is for Vader/Anakin to learn that he has a son/daughter, get all excited and run around telling everyone.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 09:12 PM (Pojtn)

155 It was dead before she finished!

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 09:00 PM (8avO+)

She's moved on from kale. Baby steps, people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 09:15 PM (dK+Kv)

156 They hit Cal Raleigh.


Fuck you assholes.

Home run. USA 5
Mejico 0
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 09:11 PM (A5RD0)

***

What Nurse said!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 09:21 PM (2WIwB)

157 @107

>> Lucas really only had plans for one movie but then got lots of money thrown at him so he had to scramble.

You gotta admit it, it was a pretty good scramble.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2026 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)

158
Ohio State president resigned because of an inappropriate relationship, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)

159 No it does not. But while on the topic, I made a really good chicken tonight with creole spices, brown rice and roasted carrots. The chicken was just kicky enough (and I like a good kick!). I am stuffed. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Wmg4n)


I just finished the baby backs I smoked yesterday. With potato salad, fresh hot bread, and a bier!
Mmmmmm....

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 09:24 PM (2WIwB)

160 Retirement world problems. I broke a collar button while ironing a shirt for tomorrow, there was only one spare correct size on the shirt tail. In the time for me to cut it off and set in on the ironing board, get needle and thread, and come back the button was gone. Minnifer was waltzing around with tail in the air. What button?

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 09:24 PM (LHPAg)

161 Retirement world problems. I broke a collar button while ironing a shirt for tomorrow, there was only one spare correct size on the shirt tail. In the time for me to cut it off and set in on the ironing board, get needle and thread, and come back the button was gone. Minnifer was waltzing around with tail in the air. What button?
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 09:24 PM (LHPAg)


Stylish turtleneck for the win!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 09:26 PM (2WIwB)

162 Minnifer was waltzing around with tail in the air. What button?

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 09:24 PM (LHPAg)

Don't worry, you can find it later.

Posted by: Minnifer at March 09, 2026 09:26 PM (Q+gd/)

163 Just so you know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Never thought of you as the white knight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 09:26 PM (QGeR/)

164 Wait. You have to shirts in retirement?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 09:28 PM (dK+Kv)

165 An oldie but goodie from the Dick VanDyke Show-- "It May Look Like A Walnut":

https://tinyurl.com/ut7ns5jp

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 09, 2026 09:33 PM (kpS4V)

166 Retirement world problems.

I started tossing work things a few years ago. Damn! When did I pick up so many ties???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 09:33 PM (2WIwB)

167 Braenyard

Not me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2026 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

168 120 Huey, Dewey, and Louie cheated playing cards against Bruce Dern.

It was the insurrection of the machines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD)
That was a great movie, Anna. I need to watch it again.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 09:33 PM (LHPAg)

169 Wait. You have to shirts in retirement?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 09:34 PM (/lPRQ)

170 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Thanks. "How It Should Have Ended" was very funny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2026 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

171
Huey, Dewey, and Louie cheated playing cards against Bruce Dern.

They should have given him the Cowboy treatment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 09:36 PM (Cqx++)

172 With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


You do have to watch out for random air vents, though, unless you look like Marilyn Monroe.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 09:36 PM (VHUov)

173 172 With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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What my girlfriend said while wearing my shirt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 09:39 PM (QGeR/)

174 That's why the natives would have pemmican on hand as a supplement.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 08:36 PM (8avO+)


Or dried smelt (Candlefish or Oolichan) and dried salmon.
The dried smelt was a commodity for inland trade like dried cod in Europe, and the grease was used to add to lots of dishes, and for a form of pemmican with dried berries. As a storeable fat it was perfect.
Oolichan may be source of the name "Oregon" since in the Pacific languages the R and L were interchangeable, and the 'Ch' could pass as a K or G sound.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)

175 Nice CATCH!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 09:42 PM (A5RD0)

176 > Here's your Booomer hate, it's subconscious fear:

Nearly half of U.S. small-business owners are 55 or older, yet just 54% have a succession plan in place — setting the stage for a potential retirement shock that could leave many companies vulnerable over the next decade, according to Forbes.

The stakes are high. Small businesses employ more than 62 million Americans and account for roughly 43% of U.S. GDP, according to the U.S. Small Business Administration.
_Fox

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 09, 2026 09:42 PM (QGeR/)

177 You do have to watch out for random air vents, though, unless you look like Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2026 09:36 PM (VHUov)
Negative, Ghost Rider. While digging through a box of stuff found an old duty belt 2 1/4 wide X 1/4 thick. I might make a rig to carry a 1911.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 09:44 PM (LHPAg)

178 USA!
USA!
USA!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 09:44 PM (A5RD0)

179 Haole scheis

Kirsche has a clip of James Carville. She compared his speech patterns to that of an old school racist. The desiccated alligator fvcker was literally spitting while openly reveling in his late stage terminal TDS. He was actually calling upon a god to rain down even more TDS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 09:45 PM (2GVsD)

180 If you like stuffed peppers but don't want the hassle of making them Stouffer's are pretty good.

We eat them a couple of times a month with mashed taters and steamed broccoli.

Great comfort food.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 08:20 PM

I make Stuffed Pepper Soup. So much easier, tastes yummy.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 09, 2026 09:45 PM (tM5h4)

181 Nice CATCH!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 09:42 PM (A5RD0)

Aww. Thanks.

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182 With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 09:34 PM (/lPRQ)


What was old is new again. If you tuck the tail up between your legs before you put on your trousers, you don't really need underdrawers.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 09:47 PM (rbvCR)

183 USA!
USA!
USA!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 09:44 PM (A5RD0)

Those 2 Bobby Witt jr plays were INSANE.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 09:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

184 With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 09:34 PM (/lPRQ)

This is why I come here. GD geniuses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 09:48 PM (dK+Kv)

185 With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

You can do that with the "untuck it" shirts. But it presents a different visual.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 09:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

186 185 With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.

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The Paolo, he does not, how do you say, have this option.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 09, 2026 09:52 PM (JkO4W)

187 Oolichan may be source of the name "Oregon" since in the Pacific languages the R and L were interchangeable, and the 'Ch' could pass as a K or G sound.
Posted by: Kindltot

Like a lot of asian (far east) languages. Korean for sure.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 09:52 PM (/lPRQ)

188 185 With the new long tail shirts you do not have to wear pants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

You can do that with the "untuck it" shirts. But it presents a different visual.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 09:50 PM (YZ0Fo)
Tom Cruse wannabes.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

189 U-boat commanders?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 09:53 PM (2GVsD)

190 Nearly half of U.S. small-business owners are 55 or older, yet just 54% have a succession plan in place — setting the stage for a potential retirement shock that could leave many companies vulnerable over the next decade, according to Forbes.
===

Meaning when they are done they are just going to lock the doors and liquidate.
Bye bye everyone.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ)

191 OK. This struck me as funny, since "real world" often doesn't follow "the rules"

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Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 09:55 PM (rbvCR)

192 Beautiful day today. Nearly freezing night before last. Mid-80s today. Freezing cold coming up. Must be March in NE Okla.

"Legend says they’re still looking for the ball."

Funny. That ball-flinger the little kid is holding (and not using) is a great pet toy. We throw the tennis balls really far, and it's the favorite game of Daisy the jet-propelled Malinois. She runs and catches the ball and runs back and sometimes just drops it without breaking stride as we fling another one in her direction. Ultimately, she doesn't drop the ball, as she decides it's time to stop.

Always good when a critter that full of energy knows her limits. She brings the last slobbery ball inside, lies down panting heavily. Then, pretty soon, she's ready for the next thing. Even if we're not.

Posted by: mindful webworker has the best Malinois in the whole neighborhood at March 09, 2026 09:55 PM (ByrUz)

193 I 've never had rabbit. It is good? . Mustard and leek sauce sounds tasty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 07:41 PM


Sorry, Fen, stepped away for a bit.

Yes, rabbit is delicious. If you happen to have a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet, my recipe for rabbit with leeks and Dijon sauce is in there somewhere. Feel free to substitute chicken thighs if you can't get rabbit easily.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 09:56 PM (Wnv9h)

194 It never really made sense. Princess Leia. Royalty. They pay attention to the bloodlines when you are royalty. So she's secretly the daughter of Darth Vader? Right.

For me Star Wars was always a fun lightweight thing, like a modernish version of Flash Gordon. Obviously never even as serious SF as Star Trek. Weird to me that adults worry about the meaning of the plot and the motivations of the characters. "If Wiley Coyote had the money and ability to get all those items from ACME, why didnt he just have food delivered rather than continuing with the fruitless attempts to catch the Roadrunner?"

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 09, 2026 09:56 PM (/2Iqm)

195 For me Star Wars was always a fun lightweight thing, like a modernish version of Flash Gordon. Obviously never even as serious SF as Star Trek. Weird to me that adults worry about the meaning of the plot and the motivations of the characters. "If Wiley Coyote had the money and ability to get all those items from ACME, why didnt he just have food delivered rather than continuing with the fruitless attempts to catch the Roadrunner?"
Posted by: Azjaeger at March

Coyote vs ACME is finally being released this year. It's been in the can for like 3 years. It's Wile E Coyote suing ACME for all their products that injured him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 09:58 PM (YZ0Fo)

196 189 U-boat commanders?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 09:53 PM (2GVsD)

No, thots-ah not-ah my-ah boat.

Posted by: Commander Chico Marx at March 09, 2026 09:58 PM (Q+gd/)

197 Donitz is all I know as far as the Uboat guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:01 PM (zZu0s)

198 It's the "other" Monday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

199 Kirsche has a clip of James Carville. She compared his speech patterns to that of an old school racist. The desiccated alligator fvcker was literally spitting while openly reveling in his late stage terminal TDS. He was actually calling upon a god to rain down even more TDS.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 09:45 PM (2GVsD)
====
He is a walking cerebral aneurysm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

200 I will not be willowed!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

201 will not be willowed!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Narrator: He was willowed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

202 WHERE IS THE ONT?????????

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 10:06 PM (SRRAx)

203 A dingo ate my ONT

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 09, 2026 10:06 PM (O7YUW)

204 My teenage nephew asked me where those kids bought the TATP. I said they might have gotten it at the TATP store.

Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at March 09, 2026 10:06 PM (Yur+G)

205 He is a walking cerebral aneurysm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

Anal fistula.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

206 My teenage nephew asked me where those kids bought the TATP. I said they might have gotten it at the TATP store.
Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at March 09, 2026 10:06 PM (Yur+G)

Must have been Temu TATP: Tranny Ass Toilet Paper, with no Kaboom in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 10:08 PM (8zz6B)

207 But mostly a leaking abscess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)

208 "If Wiley Coyote had the money and ability to get all those items from ACME, why didnt he just have food delivered rather than continuing with the fruitless attempts to catch the Roadrunner?"
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 09, 2026 09:56 PM (/2Iqm)


because without a goal and purpose mankind is little better than cattle. Self worth is created by goals and missions, and each bit of each struggle to each end is what defines us, and makes lives bearable against the emptiness and ennui of satiation.
By endless pursuit of the roadrunner, the coyote demonstrates his acceptance of both the impermanence of the present, and the larger struggle for meaning against the baren world; his wits in the unending duel to achieve mastery against both the moving goals, as represented by the Roadrunner, and the uncaring world, represented by the wide open barrenness and infecund mesas and hanging rocks of the American Southwest, both conspiring against his striving, and allowing him to strike his purpose from their adamantine intransigence.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 10:08 PM (rbvCR)

209 Anal fistula.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)
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Are those terminal?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

210 Doof musta gotten into the bourbon.

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211 .
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Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 09, 2026 10:10 PM (O7YUW)

212 Omg wheels falling off. Boyd giving up hits titans completely misplaying a ball.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 09, 2026 10:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

213 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

214
Nearly half of U.S. small-business owners are 55 or older, yet just 54% have a succession plan in place — setting the stage for a potential retirement shock that could leave many companies vulnerable over the next decade, according to Forbes.

------

How did this use to be? Is it different now?

Maybe new small businesses form all the time, and don't just exist from continuity of existing ones.

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Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges Against Latest Muslim Terrorist Bombers

They've been charged with Aggravated Cultural Enrichment.


"We have charged the two alleged ISIS-inspired terrorists who attempted to bomb a protest in New York City," Attorney General Pam Bondi posted on X on Monday afternoon. "We will not allow ISIS's poisonous, anti-American ideology to threaten this nation. Our law enforcement officers will remain vigilant."


The charges include providing material support to a terrorist organization and using a weapon of mass destruction.

The Terror Teens hoped to murder more people than their heroes, the Muslims who bombed the Boston Marathon.


In the NYPD vehicle en route to the NYPD precinct, BALAT, without being questioned by the NYPD officers transporting him, made the following spontaneous utterances, in part and as captured on the transporting NYPD officers' body-worn camera footage: 'this isn't a religion that just stands when people talk about the blessed name of the prophet... We take action! We take action!'; and "'I didn't do it someone else will come and do it.'

After arriving at the precinct and being advised of, and waiving, his Miranda rights, BALAT requested a piece of paper and, after being given a paper and pen, wrote the following: 'All praise is due to Allah lord of all worlds! I pledge my allegience [sic] to the Islamic State. Die in your rage yu [sic] kuffar! Emir B.' Based on my training and experience, I know that "kuffar" is an Arabic term that refers to 'non-believers' or 'infidels,' and that 'Die in your rage' is a slogan used by ISIS and based on a verse in the Quran.

Law enforcement officers later asked BALAT if he was familiar with the Boston Marathon bombing, and if that was what BALAT had hoped to accomplish. BALAT responded: 'No, even bigger. It was only three deaths.'

Pro-terrorist leftwingers justify Muslim terrorism:

suicidalempathymuslimterrorism.jpg

everyoneiswelcome.jpg

The leftwing media rushed to justify the attempted terrorist bombing, saying that "provocateurs" were targeted, so, shrug:

You know, many people consider "Journalists" to be the ultimate provocateurs.

The Bee:

bbmamdaniterrorism.jpg

That's not a joke: He actually began his speech by condemning the victims of the bomb attack for opposing the "Muslim takeover of New York City."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Hey oh

Posted by: Lord Humongus at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (NYXiG)

2 Should have a charge of attempted murder. But they won't.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 06:33 PM (pvf3X)

3 counting down the minutes before they are released without bail ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (MIIRH)

4 Meh. It's called FNYC for a reason.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (/lPRQ)

5 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

6 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 06:35 PM (Kt19C)

7 Countdown til these goatfuckers are interviewed by Rolling Stone and Tiger Beat

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 06:35 PM (RE79b)

8 Mamdami singled out a Jan 6 guy by name in his presser, an average citizen who was mere feet from the bomb that didn't explode (thanks be to God), and called him a white supremacist.

Sue, Sue like the wind for libel/slander!

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:35 PM (gWBY1)

9 Just hang them.

Then, hang every single contact on their cellphones and computers.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (l9aEn)

10 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
Posted by: fd

I feel simultaneously seen and judged

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (RE79b)

11 Provacateurs?

We're they hoarders and wreckers as well?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

12 Willowed:
>>> 261 I heard earlier today the dog issue in England is worse then we knew. The government (clearly being threatened by the muzzies) are looking to ban 64 different breeds of dogs.
You can't hate those assholes enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

They're lucky Queen Lizzy died before they pull this stunt...she would dissolve their government so fast for pulling this crap. The day Welsh Corgis are banned in the UK is looking like a sad, inevitable day.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (gWBY1)

13
I don't have a bunch of stuff loaded on my tablet and laptop.

I wonder if other sites people have are screwing with this site.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (3ek7K)

14 So the federal charges means that Mayor Yomama , NY courts have no say on the Islamic muggles??

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (ehY6c)

15 Good. Deport to El Salvador for the icing on top.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)

16 Speaking of Provocateurs, Kylie Minogue's Agent Provocateur was really nice.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (f1kZG)

17 Kulaks! NEP-men!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (MIIRH)

18 It was just a prank, we knew they wouldn't really explode.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (pvf3X)

19 Now all of you guys go ahead and tell me I'm an asshole when I say that if you're not a left wing lunatic to get yourself and your family out of these God-forsaken places.

Go on, do it.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (5aZAZ)

20 The entire world is making fun of Walter Masterson's apparent belief that having zero self-preservation instinct means he's a tough lad.

I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.

http://tiny.cc/pm30101

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (mkw2N)

21 "The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments."

Don't be a damn doofus! Some of the comments are obnoxious? Are you new here?

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (FylAi)

22 Reminder -

We are entering the phase of: "look at all the chaos, sharia can solve that."

Part of their plan to push people to islam. For safety (!!!)

After the Rwanda genocide, they had many many converts of people who did not want to be killed with the next wave.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (hI4qF)

23 Evil retards. Even the alleged smart ones who are at most idiot savants.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:39 PM (cntUY)

24 My point being, if you can put up with the comments, you can put up with the ads.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

25 5 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
.
Posted by: fd

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"some"

Your heard him, we have to try harder morons.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:40 PM (hI4qF)

26 Seeing Jessica Tisch stand next to Mamdani makes me want to retch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

27 So the federal charges means that Mayor Yomama , NY courts have no say on the Islamic muggles??
Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (ehY6c)

Rendition these two to Gitmo, and torture the living fuck out of them. Then torture the dead fuck out of them, and then the fossilized fuck...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:40 PM (8zz6B)

28 >>I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.


There was a dude in one of the (many and gay) European Parliaments who let a muslim migrant move into his home.

He was beaten and raped by the guy. And expressly forgave him.

It takes all kinds...apparently.

Does it have to, though?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (l9aEn)

29 Some of the commenters are obnoxious. My good sir we aim to misbehave. We are American.

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (ehY6c)

30 What are the odds that the jury will nullify? How do we win against that?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (hI4qF)

31 >>> Look what they actually published on Sept. 11, 2001, about Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers:

The line "One Battle After Another" comes from a Weather Underground thing.

Do we think One Battle will take the best picture Oscar on Sunday, so Hollywood can virtue signal how much they heart murderous radicals? Or will the outrage over a guy with Tourette's having Tourette's at the BAFTAS swing enough votes over to choose Sinners for best pic, so Hollywood can virtue signal how not racist they are?

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (gWBY1)

32
ballistic,

A lot of people don't have a choice because of family and/or jobs.

We are in Wyoming, thank goodness, and we have the fucking mosques here. Luckily our government here is sane but I don't see that lasting long.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (3ek7K)

33 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (hI4qF)

Are you saying the Left are Tutsis? Who are the Hutus?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (cntUY)

34 "I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head,"

Oh, you turned around and shot him, right? Right?

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

35 The entire world is making fun of Walter Masterson's apparent belief that having zero self-preservation instinct means he's a tough lad.

I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.

Posted by: bonhomme

He's probably been calling the federal pen inquiring about conjugal visits.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (KrxT/)

36 I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.
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I'm the guy that sat in the chair when Chad Thundercock started aggressively fucking my wife. Please bow before my virtue.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (5aZAZ)

37 Your jihad is over, bro

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (+nEug)

38

fd,

Yep, Ace isn't doing this for free.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (3ek7K)

39 Kulaks! NEP-men!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (MIIRH)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

40 A lot of people don't have a choice because of family and/or jobs.


Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (3ek7K)
-----
Yeah, they do have a choice. Some choices are more difficult than others.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:44 PM (5aZAZ)

41 I read a statement from President Trump he said the US would except the Iranian women soccer players who don't want to go back

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

42 I never really thought about how fragile trial by jury was. It only works in a trust based, law and order society.

Once a country goes tribal, there is no hope. It is no mystery why so many tribal lands are so corrupt -- how could it be otherwise.

You can not have order without laws, and you can not have laws without equal justice, and you can not have equal justice with tribes.

Thanks Democrats -- Kennedy, Obama, and all you bastards. How do we ever fix this mess?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (hI4qF)

43 Muzzies gotta muzzies.

We really don't have to live like this.

Posted by: Deport All Muzzies at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (Ksqrb)

44 NYC is getting what they voted for. God help them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (M9gjJ)

45 My point being, if you can put up with the comments, you can put up with the ads.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

I use Brave. I don't even see the ads. But some script on the main page really morks up the page load while Brave wrestles it to the ground. It completely locked up my PC the first time I tried to load the prior thread. I was about ready to do a hard boot with the power button, when Linux suddenly did an auto-restart.

And yes, I do believe some of these "first-time posters" whining about the "continue reading" link are trolls or bots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (8zz6B)

46 Mayor Jihadi talking about bomb throwers.

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (oKJ0C)

47 "So the federal charges means that Mayor Yomama , NY courts have no say on the Islamic muggles??"

Under the doctrine of "Separate Sovereignty" the New York Courts do have jurisdiction - and can even convict them of the same crimes they were convicted of in federal court without causing double jeopardy. But do you really think that will happen?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Vpqw1)

48 Well, FWIW, I run Brave here, and the first time I clicked on this thread, it fucked up so badly that botht eh mouse and keyboard locked up solid. After about 5 minutes of punching keys, somehow I forced a reboot of Linux, and restarted Brave, and got into this comment thread just fine. There is definitely something hinky on the main page. And I never use the "continue reading" link.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (8zz6B)

The page is attempting to load and execute about 30-40 javascript sources, which understandably will choke almost any browser. So while people like to attack and run off people as ad-complainer trolls, it is a legitimate problem for potential readers who may be on marginal hardware and minimal knowledge of how to mitigate the problem.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

49 And you know no NY DA will charge Muslims for bombings

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

50 The entire world is making fun of Walter Masterson's apparent belief that having zero self-preservation instinct means he's a tough lad.

I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.

http://tiny.cc/pm30101
Posted by: bonhomme


He's just whoring for a South Asian Dick Train to show how tough he is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)

51 Are you saying the Left are Tutsis? Who are the Hutus?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

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I'm saying that that genocide was islamic conquest, although no one talks about it. No one ever reports on that aspect even though as I said, afterward there were a lot of converts thinking that was the only way they could be safe.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (hI4qF)

52 This summer is going to be crazy in the biy, blue cities. Budget cuts combined with criminals running about and infrastructure collapsing will to a lot of unrest . Add the jihadists and the illegals to the massively ideological and incompetent Dem leaders and look out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:47 PM (qBBPl)

53 Good luck in NYC.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2026 06:47 PM (nHXB4)

54 "Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges Against Latest Muslim Terrorist Bombers"


NYC they are not going to even go to trail. Heck they might give them a cash payment.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (0N4FZ)

55 It gives insight into the mind of a soy boy leftist.

"I bravely rolled over and showed my belly like a dog!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

56 49 And you know no NY DA will charge Muslims for bombings
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

Just rambunctious "kids".. Just like the "kids" throwing the snowballs at the cops.. All just playful fun

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (VE6XX)

57 Interesting date on that NYT puff piece on a terrorist.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:49 PM (8avO+)

58 Don't think its a Mosque, but a Muslim Cultural Center is in my little township

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

59 @26 Tisch had done a solid job in an atmosphere that doesn't like cops. I think she's not long for the job because of the psychos and incompetents in the Mamdani administration including him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (qBBPl)

60 That pathetic soy Fisk creature is a perfect image of the subjection of the left by radical Islam. He's crouched over talking about how all are welcome a radical screams ALLAHU AKBAR and throws a bomb over him.

The bomb, like the entire point of the episode, sails over his head.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (PYyV9)

61 Why would Mamdami or his flunkies charge his street thugs?

These are his people doing what he wants

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (sKqQm)

62 Rendition these two to Gitmo, and torture the living fuck out of them. Then torture the dead fuck out of them, and then the fossilized fuck...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What does work well with jihadis is rounding up every known relative to the 2nd cousin and killing them.
Why?
Because every one knew what was going down and supported it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)

63 This summer is going to be crazy in the biy, blue cities. Budget cuts combined with criminals running about and infrastructure collapsing will to a lot of unrest . Add the jihadists and the illegals to the massively ideological and incompetent Dem leaders and look out
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:47 PM (qBBPl)

Break up the big cities and the mega administrations and school systems and police forces. You can pool a use of a centralized cadre of advanced officers for investigation.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)

64
Where is the Healey guy. He should be here bitching about Bondi.

Wanna bet he was rejected by a Bondi look a like I the past, lol?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

65
NYC they are not going to even go to trail. Heck they might give them a cash payment.


Oh they are already getting cash payments. The question is how much of a bonus Mamdami will give them

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (sKqQm)

66 AOP, you just said my favorite word. R R R

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:52 PM (+nEug)

67 >>> Just rambunctious "kids".. Just like the "kids" throwing the snowballs at the cops.. All just playful fun Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (VE6XX)

We are long past the days of a Boston Massacre, and a noble John Adams defending redcoats in court (for firing on citizens hurling snowballs and projectiles at them.) He hated the redcoats, but believed in standing up for what's right.

What is morally right gets you called a Nazi now.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (gWBY1)

68 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (hI4qF)

I understand that and just snarking. And would point out that conservative Christians ain't going to submit / convert though I agree the atheist Leftists would in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (cntUY)

69 Don't think its a Mosque, but a Muslim Cultural Center is in my little township
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
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SPOILER: It's a mosque.

You can bet the local Muslim community is using it as one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (ESVrU)

70
Roasted Rib Racks?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (3ek7K)

71 Do we think One Battle will take the best picture Oscar on Sunday, so Hollywood can virtue signal how much they heart murderous radicals? Or will the outrage over a guy with Tourette's having Tourette's at the BAFTAS swing enough votes over to choose Sinners for best pic, so Hollywood can virtue signal how not racist they are?
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (gWBY1)

I could not care less what fools who waste billions claim is the best thing produced this year is. I have my own sources that I have a modest interest in.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (8avO+)

72 It is refreshing seeing Bondi actually find someone she wants to arrest for something. I know, I know, they have busted a few people but never anyone who really has it coming. Its been four years since the lockdowns and tyranny of the panic, and nobody has even had a whiff of a charge. Are they even investigating the fraud in Minnesota? On and on it goes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:54 PM (PYyV9)

73 Wanna bet he was rejected by a Bondi look a like I the past, lol?
Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (3ek7K)


he has been betrayed by every elected official in the US and territories, no one has been as betrayed as he.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

74 So while people like to attack and run off people as ad-complainer trolls, it is a legitimate problem for potential readers who may be on marginal hardware and minimal knowledge of how to mitigate the problem.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

So many of the ad-complainer trolls claim to be "long-time readers, first-time posters", yet never engage in any way other than to whine about the "continue reading" link, which most of us here have long since ceased to use. It's almost like they are shills for the entity putting the malware on the adserver, making an effort to make some of use click on the "continue reading" link to see what all the fuss is about. I had a fairly extended conversation with one ad complainer a few weeks ago, and he was quite civil and erudite. But most are one and done, and don't engage. Bots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (8zz6B)

75 four seasons, rendition, revenge, remove

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (+nEug)

76 "'provocateurs' were targeted, so, shrug" we're all cool with ICE now.

Posted by: DougT at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (FGQ01)

77
Kindly,

It such a sad world for him.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (3ek7K)

78 And you know no NY DA will charge Muslims for bombings
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

Just rambunctious "kids".. Just like the "kids" throwing the snowballs at the cops.. All just playful fun

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM


Just like in chicago where the prosecutor foxx refused to charge gang members with murder because they were engaged in "mutual combat". Apparently that is part of their culture and who are we to hold them to the white man's standard.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (0N4FZ)

79 I read a statement from President Trump he said the US would except the Iranian women soccer players who don't want to go back
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

he may have to send a carrier group to Sydney to block them from shipping them back just to spite him.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)

80 Surprised that Ace hasn't commented on Cuck French's jizz-lapping of Talarico's bullshit Christianity.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (1gdbT)

81 Luckily our government here is sane but I don't see that lasting long.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (3ek7K)
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The last best hope!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (zyeAE)

82 It is refreshing seeing Bondi actually find someone she wants to arrest for something. I know, I know, they have busted a few people but never anyone who really has it coming. Its been four years since the lockdowns and tyranny of the panic, and nobody has even had a whiff of a charge. Are they even investigating the fraud in Minnesota? On and on it goes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:54 PM (PYyV9)

These people have it coming.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)

83 Don't the feds have the upper hand in charging because of the terrorist charges?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:57 PM (+nEug)

84 >>> he may have to send a carrier group to Sydney to block them from shipping them back just to spite him. Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)

Some of the girls are supposedly going back willingly; their families have been threatened if they don't. I appreciate the honor in that, even if it just means they AND their families will be killed.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:58 PM (gWBY1)

85 Well, I don't need to see The Bride now. I just watch The Critical Drinker's review.

LoL!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 06:58 PM (sAmhv)

86 Senator Joe McCarthy, here is your restored reputation. Now let the Progressives, Communists and Independents be looted for their errors. Oh! There went the defecit!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 09, 2026 06:59 PM (YlWIZ)

87 Ben I think so but didn't go to a Cultural Marxism Seminaries Law school

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:59 PM (Ia/+0)

88 >>> The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)



We should just incorporate erectile dysfunction toe fungus into our regular comments for efficiency.

Posted by: banana Dream - 6 Sigma Lethal Blackbelt Ninja Samuai at March 09, 2026 07:00 PM (3uBP9)

89 >Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges
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I'm stunned. I gotta lie down.

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:00 PM (ZxPkt)

90 "Mayor Mamdani starts his speech on an lSlS attack by slamming Islamophobia"

Mamdani almost certainly believes "all you infidels have to do is fully submit, then we would not be forced to kill you, as the Koran demands. We are simply acting on our religion, which is protected in the USA".

And the media apologists mostly do submit, even if they do not become Muslim. But they only submit because they hate Free Conservatives as much as the Muslims hate us.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 07:00 PM (vbXSk)

91 Make islam illegal in the US. Its not a religion, its a death cult. Deport, hunt, eradicate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 07:01 PM (snZF9)

92 Yeah, let's fucking hear it for internet speed charging and trials

Honestly, have some of you people never even been close to a lawsuit or criminal trial?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:01 PM (+nEug)

93 91 Make islam illegal in the US. Its not a religion, its a death cult. Deport, hunt, eradicate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 07:01 PM (snZF9
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There's no need to make exceptions of them. Just treat them the way they treat Christians!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (1FJsD)

94
496,

We are blessed to live in Wyoming, one of the best states in our Country.

Dang, I hate we can't get Thai food delivered at 3 in the morning, lol.

Our pizza hut here closed up here a few of months ago, lol.



Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K)

95 @93: or how they treat Jews!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 07:03 PM (1FJsD)

96




Berserker,

Right on!!!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:04 PM (3ek7K)

97 Soros money is running seminars on how to get on federal petit juries (how to avoid tricksy voir dire questions) and then vote Not Guilty on all Trump DOJ prosecutions.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 09, 2026 07:04 PM (7SLeB)

98 Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K)

Don't have a Pizza Hut but all the other chains around me ( about 6) really are bad. I prefer frozen pizza these days.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:05 PM (cntUY)

99 Surprised that Ace hasn't commented on Cuck French's jizz-lapping of Talarico's bullshit Christianity.

Yeah that was some... that was incredible even for French. He's just abandoned all pretense of Christianity and just trying to give Democrats cover for the conflict between their stated faith and the horror of their candidates.

Well, I don't need to see The Bride now. I just watch The Critical Drinker's review.

His summary of the plot... I cannot believe something that idiotic and awful was even pondered, let alone actually made into a movie. Its so bad. It makes Ironheart look brilliant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:05 PM (PYyV9)

100 I've given up using brave on my iphone to load the main page. It just keeps reloading infinity times and never stops. Only Safari works. Brave works fine on my pc, linux, and my dear old beloved android phone that I dearly loved and treasured to the depths of my very being and now sorely miss, sigh.....

But what ever appkit black magic brave had to use for reskinning safari to pretend it is brave obviously has some limits.

Posted by: banana Dream - I heart my old android phone at March 09, 2026 07:06 PM (3uBP9)

101 95 @93: or how they treat Jews!
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 07:03 PM (1FJsD)

Pick a fight and then get our asses kicked flat in a war that gets officially referred to by the paltry number of days our sorry asses lasted against them?

That's terrible advice!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 07:06 PM (Ot/FD)

102 On this anatomically correct dolly, please show the court where the bad attorney general touched you.

Go ahead, don't be afraid!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 07:07 PM (FylAi)

103 Some of the girls are supposedly going back willingly; their families have been threatened if they don't.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 07:07 PM (a+4eV)

104 Do you need a pipe for smoking jars of metal and fuses or do you just hold your mouth over it and inhale?

How much does this stuff cost for a half-ounce?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:08 PM (6ydKt)

105 Well, I don't need to see The Bride now. I just watch The Critical Drinker's review...

I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:08 PM (cntUY)

106 Don't have a Pizza Hut but all the other chains around me ( about 6) really are bad. I prefer frozen pizza these days.

Yup...all the chains are crapola. I do frozen too as I don't want some tatted felon sweating on my pepperoni.

Posted by: Joe Palooka at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Ksqrb)

107 Its particularly annoying that the NYT reporters and editors who write the terrorist-loving BS are those who would complain the loudest if they were on the receiving end.

Political violence, like that which the NYT adores, is the absolute worst for civilization. Nothing is more destructive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (agZyU)

108 100 I've given up using brave on my iphone to load the main page. It just keeps reloading infinity times and never stops. Only Safari works. Brave works fine on my pc, linux, and my dear old beloved android phone that I dearly loved and treasured to the depths of my very being and now sorely miss, sigh.....

But what ever appkit black magic brave had to use for reskinning safari to pretend it is brave obviously has some limits.
Posted by: banana Dream
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All browsers in IoS including Brave are simply a skin over Safari browser code.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

109 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

110 You think Maggie can't act, Jake is even worse.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (+nEug)

111 We should just incorporate erectile dysfunction toe fungus into our regular comments for efficiency.

OK... gotta unload, and don't have a blog any more.

This is where modern advertisers are unbelievably retarded.

Disney spent twenty MILLION dollars to put a Mandalorian and Grogu ad on the Super Bowl, that nobody liked and they had to run out and explain because nobody could figure out why the hell they even made it. Big time companies are still advertising on CNN despite it having lower ratings than My Mother The Car. They don't understand how things have changed.

Elon put a poll up on Twixxer asking if anyone had bought anything from an ad on there. ZERO people said yes. Now some of that is just "F advertisements!" but seriously, when was the last time you saw an ad jammed into what you are trying to do, and bought because of it?

I bet some of you are saying "yeah I bought some King Harv coffee"

And that's my thesis: people don't buy because of ads, they buy because they want to support who the ads benefit or are tied to. Advertising on ACE gets support because we like AC

cont'd...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (PYyV9)

112 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

113 Will any of this stuff open the eyes of the independents, or "normies", or LIVs? Some of them have got to see this crap, even through the MSM filter. How can anyone sane vote Democrat after all this?
This is what makes the GOP Congress even more infuriating. Democrats are really, truly nuts.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (xverI)

114 5 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
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Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

I have never felt so understood.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (I40wl)

115
Harry,

The funny thing about our Pizza Hut here. Sometimes the grandchildren would ride with son to pickup the pizzas and they would say "those people are nasty looking.

It's very rural here and we have only one chain here and it's Subway and it's disgusting.



Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (3ek7K)

116 Surprised that Ace hasn't commented on Cuck French's jizz-lapping of Talarico's bullshit Christianity.

Yeah that was some... that was incredible even for French. He's just abandoned all pretense of Christianity and just trying to give Democrats cover for the conflict between their stated faith and the horror of their candidates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:05 PM (PYyV9)

Even pretense Christians will soon be driven out I'm sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)

117 I still go with Marcos Pizza most of the time.

I tried Piza Hut and Dominos a few months ago just to see if they've improved any.

Dominos is about the same as it was 10 years ago, which is actually an improvement over 20 years ago.

Pizza Hut has been on a downward spiral for that 20 years and still sucks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

118 >>> All browsers in IoS including Brave are simply a skin over Safari browser code.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)


Yes, that's what I thought I wrote there, albeit, in banana Dream form.

Posted by: banana Dream - I heart my old android phone at March 09, 2026 07:11 PM (3uBP9)

119 FeatherBlade, true: they are being blackmailed into going back to their deaths. I stand corrected.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (gWBY1)

120 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

Even bums don't care for rain-sodden cake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (8zz6B)

121 Our pizza hut here closed up here a few of months ago, lol.



Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K)

We had one close up and then it became an "adult bookstore." Someone here suggested it should be called the Pizza Smut.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (I40wl)

122 112 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

From about 50 yards with a 30-06.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

123 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

Cake left out in the rain hardest hit.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (8avO+)

124 She should have just left a cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (0nHVk)

125 Don't the feds have the upper hand in charging because of the terrorist charges?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:57 PM


They do but they are never going to get a conviction in a NYC jury trial.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (0N4FZ)

126 I'm thankful for TCD. I watch his reviews, then skip the movie.

I also watch TJM YT movie page. Everyone here should. The kid needs some clicks! Plus, its interesting. An audio version of the Sat movie thread.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (sAmhv)

127 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:08 PM (cntUY)

She has special talent.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (Q+gd/)

128 I have been assured that Islam is a religion of peace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

129 You think Maggie can't act, Jake is even worse.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (+nEug)

Yeah the few movies of his I've watched I wasn't impressed. Admittedly I haven't watched a couple of which the reviews were positive as the didn't interest me. ( Looking at you Brokeback)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (cntUY)

130 ...
See if advertising companies were smart, they would run ads on Rogan and Friday Night Tights and Ace of Spades HQ, not on Twixxer and on TV shows. Because that reaches their target audience and gets buyers to sponsor their favorite content creators.

People are done with buying stuff that is forced onto them like in the old network TV days, to whatever extent they did at the time.

But they will buy stuff associated with what they like, which will help people the like. That stupid Mando ad played at the Superbowl: zero impact, zero help for the movie. That ad played during Critical Drinker stuff? Might have been better accepted and more importantly COST A FRACTION AS MUCH.

ACE wont charge 20 million a spot. The NFL will. Not advertising on sites like this is basically leaving money on the table.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (PYyV9)

131
tcn,

Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)

132 News Nation: "... Mamdani called Saturday’s protest “rooted in white supremacy,” but condemned the violence by counterprotesters.

“New York City will never tolerate violence, whether from protests or counterprotests,” he said. “Anyone who comes to NYC to bring violence to the city will be held accountable with the law.”

Jake Lang* was previously charged with assaulting an officer with a baseball bat, civil disorder and other crimes for his part in the Jan. 6 insurrection but was freed from prison as part of President Donald Trump’s sweeping act of clemency. Lang recently announced that he is running for U.S. Senate in Florida.

Earlier this year, he organized a rally in Minneapolis in support of Trump’s immigration crackdown, drawing an angry crowd of counterprotesters that quickly chased him away.

Mamdani and first lady Rama Duwaji were not home at the time of the incident."
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(Pardoned J-6er and far right-influencer, as they call him.)
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CBS News, 2 Bucks County, Pennsylvania, men charged in "ISIS-inspired" attack outside NYC Mayor Mamdani's residence, 9 March 2026.

"Die in your rage yu [sic] kuffar (nonbelievers)," was written by the 18 year old HS student.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)

133 Just like in chicago where the prosecutor foxx refused to charge gang members with murder because they were engaged in "mutual combat".

Only Washington state and Texas observe "mutual combat" laws. Even with that, it doesn't legalize street fighting, but is a statutory defense provided everyone involved consents, they are adults, no weapons, no serious bodily injury and no breach of public peace beyond the brawl itself.

I think only Oregon explicitly bans mutual fighting, the other states the fights are still criminal, the police and prosecutors just have broad discretion.

Being this is Chicago, the prosecutor can just ignore the fights. Prosecutorial discretion also allows them to decline charging homicide for a number of reasons.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (a4flb)

134 >>> what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)


I just use the button up top. I imagine at this point in my life I'm so thoroughly investigated that I don't even care.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (3uBP9)

135 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

I sure wish Ace would get a P.O. box to which we could send checks made out to "cash" or even a Benjamin wrapped in brown paper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (8zz6B)

136 107 Its particularly annoying that the NYT reporters and editors who write the terrorist-loving BS are those who would complain the loudest if they were on the receiving end.

Political violence, like that which the NYT adores, is the absolute worst for civilization. Nothing is more destructive.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (agZyU)

Every one of those writers needs to post in their office a photo of the unfortunate fellow jumping from the twin towers. Look at it every damned day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (I40wl)

137 The Iranian terror apologists* are going into overdrive to try and save the mullahs.

My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

My news hate feed is filled with "US is losing" stories.
Not just continuing to push the girls school lie but flat-out repeating Iranian propaganda without filter.

*this is all clearly being funded and pushed by the UK, horrified they are losing their last shred of power.
Good. Fuck them. They can go back to the insignificant island no one cares about except to loot and slave, just like they enjoyed before the Romans--but now with Muslim raiders, instead of vikings.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

138 Don't have a Pizza Hut but all the other chains around me ( about 6) really are bad. I prefer frozen pizza these days.

Yup...all the chains are crapola. I do frozen too as I don't want some tatted felon sweating on my pepperoni.
Posted by: Joe Palooka at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Ksqrb)

I've heard home pizza-ers swear by going to a parlor and buying raw dough from them to take home and make your own as an alternative to frozen.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

139 The Islamification of the US continues apace. Nothing remotely on the table in any state to quell it. The half hearted shit in TX and elsewhere won't do shit.

Our political class has sold us out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (jtM2q)

140 The Iranian terror apologists* are going into overdrive to try and save the mullahs.

My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

He has the schedule for the task force's movements? There even IS a schedule for the task force's movements??

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)

141 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

She's okay but she hit the wall harder and sooner than any actress I have ever seen in my life. Replacing the adorable Katie Holmes with her in Batman was one of the worst casting decisions since John Wayne as Genghis Khan. We're supposed to believe that the two most powerful handsome eligible bachelors in Gotham City are fighting over this Waffle House 5?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (PYyV9)

142 I navigate around the ads now with a few clicks that I don't even notice them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (cntUY)

143 AOP, I wish for that too but then ace would have to keep an accounting ledger and you know that ain't going to happen

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:17 PM (+nEug)

144 This is just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: That Guy who thinks everything is a distraction from the Epstein files at March 09, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

145 The women's assassinate probability has a 50/50 chance of getting charged

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

146 My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

147
I want to donate to Ace but we don't use PayPal.

For some reason we got hacked there a few years ago. That was a mess.

A PO Box would be awesome.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (3ek7K)

148 Honestly, have some of you people never even been close to a lawsuit or criminal trial?
Posted by: Ben Had

Good point. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (rZCVI)

149 I've heard home pizza-ers swear by going to a parlor and buying raw dough from them to take home and make your own as an alternative to frozen.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

I actually like the dough on a number of frozen brands but I do like to buy and add additional toppings to my frozen pizzas.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (cntUY)

150 "112 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?"

Goodness - you really didn't read the content, did you? Just remember what to yell as you make your toss.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (Vpqw1)

151 The Boston bombers got the death penalty in Massachusetts, of all places. But that was a few years ago.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (xverI)

152 He has the schedule for the task force's movements? There even IS a schedule for the task force's movements??
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)

Remarkable how clever and informed these lefty twats are, if you think about it. I can't imagine they are getting briefed by Hegseth, but they sure act like they do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (I40wl)

153 I would pay 5-10 bucks a month to subscribe to AoS

would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

154 Just like in chicago where the prosecutor foxx refused to charge gang members with murder because they were engaged in "mutual combat".

Only Washington state and Texas observe "mutual combat" laws. Even with that, it doesn't legalize street fighting, but is a statutory defense provided everyone involved consents, they are adults, no weapons, no serious bodily injury and no breach of public peace beyond the brawl itself.

I think only Oregon explicitly bans mutual fighting, the other states the fights are still criminal, the police and prosecutors just have broad discretion.

Being this is Chicago, the prosecutor can just ignore the fights. Prosecutorial discretion also allows them to decline charging homicide for a number of reasons.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM


This issue was the mayor wanted the gang bangers charged with murder after two were killed and the soros appointed prosecutor for cook county foxx refused citing the "mutual combat" doctrine.


As far as a I remember no one was ever charged for the many murders that happened that weekend even though they had names, multiple witnesses and the murder weapons.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (0N4FZ)

155 I've heard home pizza-ers swear by going to a parlor and buying raw dough from them to take home and make your own as an alternative to frozen.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

Or buy pre-made crusts/flatbreads.
It's a lot easier that way and some of the brands are really tasty.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

156 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

She's okay but she hit the wall harder and sooner than any actress I have ever seen in my life. Replacing the adorable Katie Holmes with her in Batman was one of the worst casting decisions since John Wayne as Genghis Khan. We're supposed to believe that the two most powerful handsome eligible bachelors in Gotham City are fighting over this Waffle House 5?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (PYyV9)

This will probably increase with the gaunt look and body fat liquidator trends hitting double hammer blows. And a large fraction of attractiveness in women is inner peace and kindness. All are on the ebb for the majority.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (8avO+)

157 I agree that a PO box would be good, if ACE could swing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (PYyV9)

158 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

The Iranians hit the Starship Enterprise as it was on a mission to repopulate the Persian Gulf with mermaids!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

159 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

Well, THAT's a sneaky move.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:21 PM (I40wl)

160 The Boston bombers got the death penalty in Massachusetts, of all places. But that was a few years ago.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM


Still wasting oxygen they are though, hmmmm?

Posted by: Yoda at March 09, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

161 Maybe ace could try Venmo

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (+nEug)

162 >>> News Nation: "... Mamdani called Saturday’s protest “rooted in white supremacy,” but condemned the violence by counterprotesters.
“New York City will never tolerate violence, whether from protests or counterprotests,” he said. “Anyone who comes to NYC to bring violence to the city will be held accountable with the law.”
Jake Lang* was previously charged with assaulting an officer with a baseball bat, civil disorder and other crimes for his part in the Jan. 6 insurrection but was freed from prison as part of President Donald Trump’s sweeping act of clemency. Lang recently announced that he is running for U.S. Senate in Florida

He was called out by name by Mamdami, as a white supremacist. And was mere feet from the bomb, which luckily didn't go off. Hope he sues mandami for defamation.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (gWBY1)

163 151 The Boston bombers got the death penalty in Massachusetts, of all places. But that was a few years ago.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (xverI)

Federal death penalty for the younger brother.

And the older brother got executed pretty quickly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (6ydKt)

164 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (8zz6B)

165 would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

Hey! I like it here!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (I40wl)

166 Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB

Hahahaha...good. Instead of using city parks as her playground, she needs to take a few of the homeless home with her so they won't be homeless and feed them there and stop LARPing.

Posted by: democrat goblin at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)

167 would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

168 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

No, it was in 2293 with James T Kirk at the helm after blew up the first one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (snZF9)

169 Chicoms are angry their little deal with I-ran is over.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (GD0B3)

170 My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+

Maybe he was talking about the Starship.

Speaking of that I just watched the episode where the crew was aging rapidly. I learned Kirk was 34 years old and I should be an absent minded angry old fool somewhere between the age of 64-71.

What was hilarious was old Kirk was acting like Biden.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (cntUY)

171 You can always get a cheese frozen pizza an put your own toppings on it.
I was trying to get a local pizza place to freeze up their toppings and sell them at the quicky mart as "pizza upgrades" in the same freezer case that they sold the cheap frozen pizzas. But apparently we can't have nice things now.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (rbvCR)

172 Maybe ace could try Venmo
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (+nEug)

Go fund me or buy me a coffee was used for a while even by people in Russia.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (8avO+)

173 "Federal death penalty for the younger brother.

And the older brother Speedbump got executed pretty quickly.
Posted by: SpeakingOf"

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

174 I would like it, too ... but a po box would open up a very significant risk of doxxing and I think Ace would prefer that not happen.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (MIIRH)

175 He was called out by name by Mamdami, as a white supremacist. And was mere feet from the bomb, which luckily didn't go off. Hope he sues mandami for defamation.
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (gWBY1)

Considering what we are up against, maybe a little White Supremacy would go a long way. Just sayin'.

Then again, we also have our share of idiots and malcontents, as well as morons.

Oh well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (I40wl)

176 AI Overview does not wish to write or investigate if these young bomb throwers come from well-heeled families.

They do.

ABC 6, Action News - In part "The men said nothing during the brief proceeding, but Kayumi smirked and looked over at Balat as the judge read part of the complaint that said that they were acting in support of the Islamic State group.

Balat stared ahead at the defense table."
...

"The scene had grown chaotic even before the devices were thrown. Police said one person involved in the anti-Islam protest, Ian McGinnis, 21, was arrested after pepper-spraying counter-protesters.

McGinnis, of Philadelphia, was released without bond after pleading not guilty Sunday to assault and aggravated harassment in a New York court, records show. A message seeking comment was left Monday for his attorney."

Bondi gets more bad press for charging the two, little darlings.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (NFX2v)

177 One guy was saying mean things.

The other guy was trying to murder people.

The left is defending the attempted murder.

90% of Republicans in Congress still demand we find a "reasonable compromise" with the left.
And all of them will condemn Jake Lang, when asked about his near-murder.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (9cBcC)

178 Speaking of that I just watched the episode where the crew was aging rapidly. I learned Kirk was 34 years old and I should be an absent minded angry old fool somewhere between the age of 64-71.

What was hilarious was old Kirk was acting like Biden.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM


March 22nd is International Talk Like William Shatner Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)

179 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?

Word is that once they turfed out the boss man for BS reasons, the quality has plummeted. Latest news is that they are closing 200 of their 1000 shops for lack of sales.

Papa Murphy himself was forced out by a board vote because he quoted someone who said the "N word" and called him racist for it. Basically it was a power struggle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (PYyV9)

180 Hey! I like it here!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (I40wl)

Is the grandbaby situation any better?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (8zz6B)

181 156 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (PYyV9)

She's catching some flack over The Bride! right now over her direction.

Not only is it bombing, but a lot of people say it's the worst movie they've seen since Cats.

Even the lefty reviewers can't understand the mess it is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

182 Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (gWBY1)

They hate to be mocked and that's all Jake Lang has been doing.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (cntUY)

183 I would pay 5-10 bucks a month to subscribe to AoS

would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions


What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (a4flb)

184 Oldcat, I would never use go fund me.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (+nEug)

185 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017 and I think their beginning construction on the Ford class Enterprise this year. If the Chinese guy is going to be a troll he should get his facts straight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (qBBPl)

186 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (8zz6B)

I door dashed a take and bake from a local store by accident over DoorDash last weekend and had to cook it myself. It turned out pretty well in fact, probably overall better than frozen, or frozen with extra stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:26 PM (8avO+)

187
I see the problems with a PO Box.

A subscription would work.

Ace will need a new scooter soon, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:26 PM (3ek7K)

188 164 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (8zz6B)

I've tried it a few times.

It's not terrible, not great as far as flavor and quality.
The problem is you don't really save any money for taking it home and baking it yourself.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

189 but a po box would open up a very significant risk of doxxing and I think Ace would prefer that not happen.

It depends but yeah. I mean if he lives in Scio Oregon, then it would be child's play to find and identify him and destroy his life. But if he's in Queens and sets up a PO Box in Manhattan, probably not much of an issue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (PYyV9)

190 She's catching some flack over The Bride! right now over her direction.

Not only is it bombing, but a lot of people say it's the worst movie they've seen since Cats.

Even the lefty reviewers can't understand the mess it is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)
----
$90 million flop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (ESVrU)

191 Oldcat, I would never use go fund me.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (+nEug)

I know little about these places aside from people using them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (8avO+)

192 I still think the troons will love sharia.

Posted by: Accomac at March 09, 2026 07:28 PM (T8bqm)

193 would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions

What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?


"What about Methodists, and the Irish?"
--Howard Johnson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:28 PM (PYyV9)

194 Papa Murphy himself was forced out by a board vote because he quoted someone who said the "N word" and called him racist for it. Basically it was a power struggle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (PYyV9)

I think that was the owner of Papa Johns?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

195 I would like it, too ... but a po box would open up a very significant risk of doxxing and I think Ace would prefer that not happen.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (MIIRH)

Are remail services still a thing? Used to be the classified ads in the back of magazines would offer "Los Angeles remails: fifty cents", and so on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (8zz6B)

196 I used GoFund once and found out they add like 15% to your donation. WTF?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (cntUY)

197 Even the lefty reviewers can't understand the mess it is.

Critical Drinker goes over the plot and its spectacularly stupid and bad. Like, someone deliberately came up with the stupidest idea they could imagine, then had a retarded chimp spice it up a bit with random events.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)

198 Always the Irish.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

199 120 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

Even bums don't care for rain-sodden cake.


that's a shame. she'll never have that recipe again.

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (oY6Yp)

200 oh, no

"Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says dialogue with the United States is no longer likely to remain on Iran’s agenda." He has no time for dialogue, he has to pack and go to Moskva!

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

201 I think that was the owner of Papa Johns?

You are probably right. I get my Papa's mixed up. Their quality is said to have dropped a lot, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (PYyV9)

202 Is the grandbaby situation any better?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (8zz6B)

We decided that, since he can just go make another baby, we won't try to take him away, but so far we have ejected the "roommate" who has been supplying the dope and booze, and are in the process of removing the cats. The boy did pay some rent, at least, and is working on paying the rest. However, he also spent the night in jail because he lost his temper and started banging holes in the walls and doors, and the neighbor called the cops. Luckily, the DA declined to prosecute, but with that boy, it is usually one step up and two steps back.

Got the mom signed up for WIC and the grandbaby signed up for Denali Kid Care (Medicaid). Our boy still has a paying job, so that's good. We may have our grandbaby here for the weekend, either this one or the next. He is growing and thriving, and still a very well behaved boy. Of course, he is the cutest baby evah!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (I40wl)

203 $90 million flop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (ESVrU)

Yeah, I'll skip that one even when it comes on for free TV in six months.

It looks horrible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

204 I've had like a hour sleep, been up for over 24.

I realize I said Enterprise but I think he did say the Eisenhower.

But it was so retarded anyway, like our ships-- in war zones!--publish their moves?

But the antisemite and pro Islam losers were sure giddy this guy was right and Iran is winning

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:31 PM (9cBcC)

205 runner, I hope there is a drone with that little shits name on it

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:31 PM (+nEug)

206 that's a shame. she'll never have that recipe again.
Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (oY6Yp)

That's another flaw in that song. How do you lose the *recipe* for a cake even if you leave one in the rain?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:31 PM (8avO+)

207 What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (a4flb)

Apparently you have been here a while.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (I40wl)

208 90 million flop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (ESVrU)

Yeah, I'll skip that one even when it comes on for free TV in six months.

It looks horrible.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

Reminds me of the climate change propaganda movie , Mother.

Jennifer Lawrence should have known better but I believe it was her future husband who wrote and directed it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (cntUY)

209 You are probably right. I get my Papa's mixed up. Their quality is said to have dropped a lot, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (PYyV9)

I never really liked Papa Johns.
The only kind I liked was a pepperoni.

The best thing about them is the little pepperoncini peppers they put in the box.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

210 I have a dim, faint hope that this year will be the end of whatever godawful stupid holdovers were still in the pipeline from the Biden era and we might start seeing more clever and quality stuff.

I did see a report that Paramount has re-hired some of the people let go during the MeToo era: that is, white men fired for being white and male.

Its not like Paramount was doing really stellar stuff back then but even a bad movie from 2005 is better than most of the vomit we get poured over us now in a theater.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (PYyV9)

211 Is ace doing a wishlist like an onlyfans thot?

Me thinks he's going to get a lot of firearms, messenger bags, crocs and shelving.

Shelving by the mile. He'll be able to create a house out of shelving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

212 ould keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions
What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?

Don't forget the mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, and skip-scap skanks and scallywags—ho’s, heifers, hee-haws and hula hoops.

Posted by: Silky Johnson at March 09, 2026 07:33 PM (Ksqrb)

213 tcn, Bless you. You a rock of reason in a sea of turmoil. I am grateful to know you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

214 The best thing about them is the little pepperoncini peppers they put in the box.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

Never liked those, would give them away in Deli sammiches if eating with someone.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (8avO+)

215 I like the more profane descriptors.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (cntUY)

216 Reminds me of the climate change propaganda movie , Mother.

Jennifer Lawrence should have known better but I believe it was her future husband who wrote and directed it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (cntUY)

I've never seen that one, but I saw some reviews on YT for it.

It looked like I would need to drop some acid to understand it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

217
tcn.

They are all cute until they start talking and bossing us around, lol.

Seriously, I salute you and hubby for what you are doing for your grandson.

He could be our first president from Alaska!



Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (3ek7K)

218 213 tcn, Bless you. You a rock of reason in a sea of turmoil. I am grateful to know you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

Be well assured it is a mutual feeling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (I40wl)

219 215 I like the more profane descriptors.

propane prescriptors > profane descriptors

Posted by: hank hill at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (oY6Yp)

220 DiGiorno's is acceptable.

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (ZxPkt)

221 Never liked those, would give them away in Deli sammiches if eating with someone.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (8avO+)

They've got about the same heat as banana pepper, which I can handle. For awhile I was buying them by the jar as a snack, until my stomach turned into an acid factory.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

222 Is ace doing a wishlist like an onlyfans thot?

Me thinks he's going to get a lot of firearms, messenger bags, crocs and shelving.

Shelving by the mile. He'll be able to create a house out of shelving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

he could create a wedding list at department stores.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:37 PM (8avO+)

223 Seriously, I salute you and hubby for what you are doing for your grandson.

He could be our first president from Alaska!



Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (3ek7K)

Rest assured, that is one kid who will know he is loved and treasured.

But I'd rather he not go into politics. I want him to be a saint.

lol

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:37 PM (I40wl)

224 nood cute animals

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt)

225 Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt

The whole thing was a 'biblical' analogy underlying as climate change propaganda .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:38 PM (cntUY)

226 Rao's has good frozen pizza. But being a Campbell's product, the sodium levels are off the charts.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:41 PM (xverI)

227 Statement on MacArthur Park:

"This woman, and this incident, are not representative of the culture of MacArthur Park and the community we serve there"

Bullshit. That is exactly representative of the culture there. You people are so stupid you will keep going back until you get killed.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

228 Im using an ancient PC (11 years old) and Brave browser. Zero ads.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 09, 2026 09:43 PM (iNp3L)

229 We may never know what his motive was!

Posted by: zefal at March 09, 2026 11:11 PM (MVCbI)

230 Note to all NYPD cops: Come to Florida. Gov. DeSantis is offering $25,000 bonus's for cops to come to Florida. We have 67 different county Sheriff departments, multiple city PD's, the Florida Highway Patrol (which is seriously undermanned), take your pick. This summer in NYC is going to get pretty sporty, Get out now. Not a single elected official in NY state will have your backs.

Posted by: Mike at March 10, 2026 07:03 AM (hWvIW)

Iran Names New "Supreme Leader," Who Is Immediately "Injured" In An Airstrike

A commenter pointed out on Friday that there are numerous "Ayatollahs," but only one "Supreme Leader." I had mistaken the word "Ayatollah" as meaning "Supreme Leader," which it doesn't.

Gunther Eagleman
@GuntherEagleman

9h

🚨Iranian state TV just announced: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been "elected" as the new Supreme Leader! - @TreyYingst

Sometimes Trump is funny. He announced that Mojtaba did not have the endorsement of the real leader of Iran, himself, and so would not "last long" in the position.

Defiant L's
@DefiantLs

3h

Trump issues a warning to the new Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei,

"He's going to have to get approval from us... If he doesn't got approval from us, he's not going to last long."

Raylan Givens
@JewishWarrior13

🚨 WSJ: Trump to his aides: I will support the elimination of Mojtaba Khamenei if he does not agree to give up the nuclear program

The Israelis are said to be hunting for him.

This has not been confirmed, but there are claims he's already been hit in an airstrike:

Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby

2h

BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be aware that he is the Supreme Leader.

I don't know if I buy these reports. I first heard speculation that he had already been injured when Iran TV described him as "an injured war veteran." People took that to mean he was injured in this war. But I think they were likely just giving him some Stolen Valor to make him sound like a tough-guy hero and not an impotent dicksucking pussy.

But I imagine he will be hit shortly.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)

2 Hah! Now to read the content.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

4 Sucks to be him

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (t/Eo5)

5 Iran Names New "Supreme Leader," Who Is Immediately "Injured" In An Airstrike

Twas a flesh wound...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

6 we'll get the rest of him next time!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (MIIRH)

7 Not another inherited dictatorship.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (YlWIZ)

8 Fifth

Posted by: Accomac at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (GbONR)

9 Edward Luttwak sais that this is illegitimate and the regime knows it. Iran's Constitution requires the Supreme Leader to have certain clerical qualifications and the Khomeini has a grandson who is more qualified.

It's supposed to be a religious office held by distinguished scholars, not a dynasty. We'll see how this goes over with the true believers. Will the Grand Ayatollah in Iraq okay it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (ZOv7s)

10 I bet he can't get a group picture taken.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (FhXTo)

11 So... he says he is El Supremeo...

But he doesn't have a leg to stand on?

/rimshot

Posted by: Seaman Beevis at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (mP0Kj)

12 At some point, all the leadership will be killed until we get down to Israel's confidential informant being the Supreme Leader. When we see that the killings have stopped, we will be there.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (4NO2D)

13 BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be aware that he is the Supreme Leader.

So the fastest way to know you are supreme leader is when you see it written on an American bomb?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)

14 He announced that Mojtaba did not have the endorsement of the real leader of Iran, himself...

LOL. We shant see the likes of Trump again. No, we shannot.

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (gtcuf)

15 To clarify, the new claimant is does not meet the religious qualifications for his position. He cannot make authoritative rulings on Islamic matters.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

16 Well. Easy come...easy go.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)

17 When Trump said the guy won't last long, I suspect he knew or knew of planning. Dude cracks me up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (43sgu)

18 There's a funny meme about this...

I went to take a 20 minute nap, and accidentally woke up 3 ayatollahs later...

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (gWBY1)

19 He's a helluva damn fine Ayatollah. Can't eat him all at once.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (4NO2D)

20 I'm kind of surprised Marco Rubio isn't acting Ayatollah.

Trump must've told Marco he'll get this one.

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (gtcuf)

21 PDT'S mockery of the regime is priceless.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (+nEug)

22 Whoever gets named after Mojito is done and gone should call Trump, first thing. It's the only way to stay alive, though you will probably still be mocked by Mossad twitter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (DTn4s)

23 18 There's a funny meme about this...

I went to take a 20 minute nap, and accidentally woke up 3 ayatollahs later...

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (gWBY1)

LOL. I'm reminded of the Russian leaders after Kruschev...and before Gorbachov.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

24 BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be aware that he is the Supreme Leader.


Iranians did that preemptively hoping to avoid more bomb-damage to their government buildings.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (/lPRQ)

25 So... he says he is El Supremeo...

But he doesn't have a leg to stand on?

/rimshot
Posted by: Seaman Beevis at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (mP0Kj)


He's the Supreme Leaner.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (2WIwB)

26 Just a flesh wound

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (qBBPl)

27 99 Ayatollahs of Shia in Iran, 99 Ayatollahs of Shia
Take one out and blow him up, 98 Ayatollahs of Shia in Iran...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (sKqQm)

28 18 There's a funny meme about this...

I went to take a 20 minute nap, and accidentally woke up 3 ayatollahs later...
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (gWBY1)

Ay a Told ya this was gonna happen..

Posted by: D. Trump at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)

29 25 So... he says he is El Supremeo...

But he doesn't have a leg to stand on?

/rimshot
Posted by: Seaman Beevis at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (mP0Kj)


He's the Supreme Leaner.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (2WIwB)

He's a bit shorter now, can't be an Aya-TALL-Ah...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (ynpvh)

30 Next time they'll get the other leg.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

31 Mojtaba "Tipsy" Khamenei

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (gtcuf)

32 By the way, I saw Mojito is not an Ayatollah. That's apparently a religious command level he has not yet achieved, even though he is "Supreme Leader".

I think they ran out of Ayatollahs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (DTn4s)

33 What does bacon and the Ayatollah have in common?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (43sgu)

34 I like the minime Khomeini.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

35 26 Just a flesh wound

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (qBBPl)

See #5...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

36 Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby
2h

BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be aware that he is the Supreme Leader.
====

Isabel Oakeshott made a wry comment today: "one thing about that job is that it's a job for life"

LOL

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (rj6Yv)

37 So the fastest way to know you are supreme leader is when you see it written on an American bomb?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)

Like "Easter Eggs For Hitler"?

Posted by: pookysgirl, not supreme anything at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (Wt5PA)

38 Its really tough to know what is going on in Iraq right now because like Ukraine/Russia (which everyone seems to have just forgotten about, as if it isn't still going on), you can't really trust anyone for the information. All sides have reasons to lie or manipulate the information, withhold and control it. There's no internet access on the ground to get anything from people living there, and the only news source allowed is CNN who is working FOR Iran's government.

Do you trust Iran's statements? Israel's? Ours? Some European nation?

We have to just wait and see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

39 Is he mostly dead or getting better??

Posted by: dantesed at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (Oy/m2)

40 Willowed from previous thread.
318 Botox, laser hair removal, and coming soon liposuction/body sculpting. Everything a wamyn needs to complete that sought-after babymama image.....at your local PPH. And now, drive through morning after pillz!
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (LHPAg)

41 I STILL think of Khomeini as the guy from the 80s. Weird cognitive dissonance when people mentioned his name after I thought he had died back when and had his body torn apart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

42 33 What does bacon and the Ayatollah have in common?

They both vanish as fast as they appear?

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (gtcuf)

43 39 Is he mostly dead or getting better??

Posted by: dantesed at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (Oy/m2)

He might be pining for the Mahdi well...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

44 I have it on good authority that Obama is the new Ayatollah.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (43sgu)

45 To clarify, the new claimant is does not meet the religious qualifications for his position. He cannot make authoritative rulings on Islamic matters.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)


Clears throat...

- Kill the Jews.
- Fuck the goats.
- Oh, I forgot, rape is totes cool.
- Blow up innocent people.
- Force women to wear black garbage bags.

I could be the Supreme Leader. Aloha Snackbar!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (ExV1e)

46 A commenter pointed out on Friday that there are numerous "Ayatollahs," but only one "Supreme Leader." I had mistaken the word "Ayatollah" as meaning "Supreme Leader," which it doesn't.

A supreme leader is like a regular leader, but with tomatoes and sour cream.

Posted by: Mr. Bumble at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (GPa4z)

47 42 33 What does bacon and the Ayatollah have in common?

They both vanish as fast as they appear?

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (gtcuf)

They're both best crispy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

48 LOL. I'm reminded of the Russian leaders after Kruschev...and before Gorbachov.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

Breshnev was in power for 10+ years until the Reagan years.

Then they had four or so. Andropov was supposed to last longer, but a neighbor of his reportedly put a bullet into him because her husband was sent off to a camp.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:31 PM (8avO+)

49 This prick won't make it through Ramadan

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 09, 2026 05:31 PM (wBaIH)

50 Neither survive to see the next sunrise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:31 PM (43sgu)

51 The Ayatollah Kaboomie.

Posted by: huerfano at March 09, 2026 05:31 PM (98kQX)

52 A supreme leader is like a regular leader, but with tomatoes and sour cream.

Posted by: Mr. Bumble at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (GPa4z)

literal lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:31 PM (43sgu)

53 Mojtaba's tranny name is Eileen

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (gtcuf)

54 48 LOL. I'm reminded of the Russian leaders after Kruschev...and before Gorbachov.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

Breshnev was in power for 10+ years until the Reagan years.

Then they had four or so. Andropov was supposed to last longer, but a neighbor of his reportedly put a bullet into him because her husband was sent off to a camp.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:31 PM (8avO+)

Right, it was unibrow, not shoe hammer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

55 Its really tough to know what is going on in Iraq right now because like Ukraine/Russia (which everyone seems to have just forgotten about, as if it isn't still going on), you can't really trust anyone for the information. All sides have reasons to lie or manipulate the information, withhold and control it. There's no internet access on the ground to get anything from people living there, and the only news source allowed is CNN who is working FOR Iran's government.

Do you trust Iran's statements? Israel's? Ours? Some European nation?

We have to just wait and see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

do you mean Iran or Iraq. You could ask the Iraqis about Iraq.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (8avO+)

56 The Ayatollahs participate in the funeral, but the Supreme Leader is committed.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (4NO2D)

57 We need an Ayatollah of Rock-N-Rolla.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

58 Rumor is that Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, cannot get it up unless he is having a three way with two goats.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (/lPRQ)

59 What is the selection process, drawing straws?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (hI4qF)

60 57 We need an Ayatollah of Rock-N-Rolla.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

Well, we've rocked the cashbah already...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

61 Zombie Reverend Ike is tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (Kt19C)

62 @35 jim, I bow to your speedier Pythonism

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (qBBPl)

63 Let this be so. Qatar is going to expell the Hamas leaders holed up there and PDT says he wants them in our custody.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (+nEug)

64 Better off with a Supreme Pizza.

Posted by: Little Caesar at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (Cqx++)

65 Ukraine? What about Savannah's mother???

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (gtcuf)

66 Rumor is that Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, cannot get it up unless he is having a three way with two goats.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM


He has to have his prostate stimulated.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:33 PM (4NO2D)

67 Mojtaba's tranny name is Eileen

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM (gtcuf)

I would have guessed Peg.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:34 PM (43sgu)

68 We need to arm the iranian public.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:34 PM (hI4qF)

69 For his new palace, they should just ask Obama for the plans for his Chicago mausoleum!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 09, 2026 05:34 PM (FpP3s)

70 Pinin' for the fijords.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 09, 2026 05:35 PM (YlWIZ)

71 >>>44 I have it on good authority that Obama is the new Ayatollah.

I kind of enjoyed seeing that Jesse Jackson Jr threw shade on Obama, Clinton, Biden for politicizing his dad's funeral when he specifically requested that no one do that. But what did he think they were gonna do?

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:35 PM (gWBY1)

72 He has to have his prostate stimulated.

Big Mike has just the tool for that Though you may not be able to walk for a while after

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 09, 2026 05:35 PM (sKqQm)

73 We need to arm the iranian public.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:34 PM (hI4qF)

We are all Iranians now.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 09, 2026 05:35 PM (43sgu)

74 71 >>>44 I have it on good authority that Obama is the new Ayatollah.

I kind of enjoyed seeing that Jesse Jackson Jr threw shade on Obama, Clinton, Biden for politicizing his dad's funeral when he specifically requested that no one do that. But what did he think they were gonna do?
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:35 PM (gWBY1)

Guy was REALLY pissed.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x)

75 Do you trust Iran's statements? Israel's? Ours? Some European nation?

We have to just wait and see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

You can usually get a feel after a while. For example, even in Iran they tended to confirm what Trump and Israel said in 24 hours. Even the girls school strike Iran admitted they did it by accident by the next day or so.

The military giving out exact numbers of missiles fired and its quick decline certainly makes Iran's overall claims of mass destruction questionable. And if Starmer wants in that's proof that we are winning.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (8avO+)

76 The problem with the Leader Supreme is the Olives.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (l9aEn)

77 Andrupov lasted less than a year and Chernenko last one year and a month. Spinal Tap drummers had longer lives

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (qBBPl)

78 Think we should be supplying arms to the people of Iran?
A lot easier to overthrow a wounded govt. with armed resistance.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (qKP++)

79 >>> 69 For his new palace, they should just ask Obama for the plans for his Chicago mausoleum

I liked the Babylon Bee joke that you'll be able to print your own birth certificate at the Obama library.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:37 PM (gWBY1)

80 Democratic strategist James Carville unloaded on President Donald Trump on Saturday in a profanity-laced rant, admitting that he has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and hopes to hate the president even more.
------------------------------------------
Carville says he wants to have an even more extreme case. That's his goal in life right now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 05:37 PM (GfAGL)

81
The assholes should have respected the family's wishes.

Oh, the assholes don't know the meaning of respect.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 05:37 PM (3ek7K)

82 The habitual linecrosser video on all this is pretty funny.

https://youtu.be/lvd91ZOcZBk

(These are the guys that add eyes and a mouth to countries and have them trash talk each other. 10 min, but very funny.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:37 PM (hI4qF)

83 >>BREAKING: ... he may not even be aware that he is the Supreme Leader.

--

Reminds me of Clueless Joe.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 09, 2026 05:37 PM (NYInA)

84
Rumor is that Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, cannot get it up unless he is having a three way with two goats.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:32 PM

-------

That's a filthy lie. He can't get it up at all.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 05:37 PM (azNOR)

85 It’s all coming down to the reaction of the Iranian regular army, isn’t it?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:38 PM (pDt9x)

86 Starting to see ballistic missiles landing in the sea instead of targeted areas.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 05:38 PM (+nEug)

87 One of the most shocking things is watching self-identified feminists come down not on the side of peace, not against Israel, not necessarily against the USA even but in support of the Mullahs of Iran.

Literally people are protesting against destroying the people who murdered tens of thousands of protesters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:38 PM (PYyV9)

88 Think we should be supplying arms to the people of Iran?
A lot easier to overthrow a wounded govt. with armed resistance.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM


We need the military to mutiny. Maybe throw their support to the nascient Shah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:38 PM (4NO2D)

89 What does bacon and the Ayatollah have in common?

==

Both are best fried ??

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)

90 In a more practical sense, without a "Supreme Leader", centralized command and control deteriorates to the point where local military leaders become their own "controlling authority".

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)

91 Get the Air Force a deli Now Serving sign.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (FhXTo)

92 Carville should be retired, sittin' out on the bayou sippin' a drink and countin' his dough. Instead he spends every minute of his life obsessed with Trump.

TF is wrong with these people.

Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (gtcuf)

93 At least mutiny in the outer provinces.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (4NO2D)

94 Don't forget the Ayatollah of Rock 'n Rolla!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (dtajH)

95 tubal, yes it is and they are defecting in large numbers and swearing allegiance to Pahlavi.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 05:40 PM (+nEug)

96 This is my ayatolla. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 05:40 PM (LHPAg)

97 In related news, I checked my China channels and apparently panic-buying of fuel is taking place in China now. Huge lines, stations running dry.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)

98 Think we should be supplying arms to the people of Iran?

It isn't like the US left tens of billions in weapons and munitions right next door a few years ago.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (kHd4y)

99
Delurker,

That's what I don't get about the rich assholes.

Geez, enjoy the m9ney you've stolen from us and shut the fuck up.


Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (3ek7K)

100 A commenter pointed out on Friday that there are numerous "Ayatollahs," but only one "Supreme Leader." I had mistaken the word "Ayatollah" as meaning "Supreme Leader," which it doesn't.

It is known that Iran is lousy with Ayatollahs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (8DR9B)

101 The guy who runs Ayatollah'sForSale is probably making a mint on this War.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (l9aEn)

102 Edward Luttwak sais that this is illegitimate and the regime knows it. Iran's Constitution requires the Supreme Leader to have certain clerical qualifications and the Khomeini has a grandson who is more qualified.

It's supposed to be a religious office held by distinguished scholars, not a dynasty. We'll see how this goes over with the true believers. Will the Grand Ayatollah in Iraq okay it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (ZOv7s)

it's kind of charming seeing Luttwak thinking that these dudes believe any of the window dressing nonsense they have set up for the press. If the foot soldiers on their side buy in, he will be the head man. If they desert and leave him hanging he'll be next on the list for Islam heaven.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)

103 kind of enjoyed seeing that Jesse Jackson Jr threw shade on Obama, Clinton, Biden for politicizing his dad's funeral when he specifically requested that no one do that. But what did he think they were gonna do?
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:35 PM (gWBY1)

Guy was REALLY pissed.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x)


And I thought the shade was ridiculous to me because JJ was all about political division based on race baiting and race extortion.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (cntUY)

104 We also need to target every mosque.

By now, I hope we all except that "mosque" is arabic for "fort" and it is their military base of operations in M. E, and in the West. They all need to be removed.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (hI4qF)

105 Just came back from my pre-birthday meal (birthday's tomorrow). A nice little Hispanic restaurant up the street. They had CNN on one of the TVs. Sound was muted but you can tell what was said. What a shit show that network is. It was muted because the clientele would rather listen to music. Happy sounding, Latin music. I mean, it could be Pink Floyd lyrics sung in Spanish but the music is so happy and chipper!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (sAmhv)

106 I want it to get to the point where they give press conferences " I am not now nor ever have been supreme leader, I reject the appointment , please don't bomb me"

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

107 The guy who runs Ayatollah'sForSale is probably making a mint on this War.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM


It's a scratch and dent sale.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (4NO2D)

108 I heard Rubio selected to be the new Shah.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (cntUY)

109 In related news, I checked my China channels and apparently panic-buying of fuel is taking place in China now. Huge lines, stations running dry.

I was told by the FNM that the Chinese were all driving EVs powered by wind and solar.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (kHd4y)

110 This is my ayatolla. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 05:40 PM (LHPAg)

One theocratic dictatorship, one ayatollah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

111 A commenter pointed out on Friday that there are numerous "Ayatollahs," but only one "Supreme Leader." I had mistaken the word "Ayatollah" as meaning "Supreme Leader," which it doesn't.

It is known that Iran is lousy with Ayatollahs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (8DR9B)

Ayatollah, you're a tollah, he's a tollah, she's a tollah, wouldn't you like to be a tollah too?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)

112 104 We also need to target every mosque.

target every mosque > climb every mountain

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (oY6Yp)

113 Ain't nobody got time for that.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:11 PM (43sgu)

LOL

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)

114 “There’s our ayatollah!”
— Max Bialystock, pointing at LSD sucking his thumb

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (77rzZ)

115 I want it to get to the point where they give press conferences " I am not now nor ever have been supreme leader, I reject the appointment , please don't bomb me"

Maybe someone can smuggle in OttoPen to be Supreme Loser.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (kHd4y)

116 Dozens of Supreme Ayatollahs spontaneously combust each year, it's just not widely reported.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (G0Uu2)

117 You can usually get a feel after a while. For example, even in Iran they tended to confirm what Trump and Israel said in 24 hours. Even the girls school strike Iran admitted they did it by accident by the next day or so

Information comes out eventually, like we can know now that most of Iran's leadership was obliterated by a bomb strike on day one. But you gotta give it time and people need to not freak out or celebrate when they see something online.

People have pointed out that while there's always been a fog of war and false information in the pasts (like Ukraine claiming a super jet fighter was shooting people down, and showing video game footage), its worse now. Because in addition to the lies and false footage like older events being portrayed as now or as locations they are not... now there's convincing looking AI being made to fake events.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (PYyV9)

118 Kathy Griffin is our new Ayatollah.

Posted by: Iran at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (43sgu)

119 "PDT'S mockery of the regime is priceless."
Posted by: Ben Had

It's as if Trump does not believe the Muslim's law that says all infidels must submit to their demands.

"But we have appointed a new Supreme Leader, bow down before us."

"No, you are still just terrorists that should have been killed decades ago, since you can't live with others."

Posted by: Tucker at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (vbXSk)

120 it's kind of charming seeing Luttwak thinking that these dudes believe any of the window dressing nonsense they have set up for the press. If the foot soldiers on their side buy in, he will be the head man. If they desert and leave him hanging he'll be next on the list for Islam heaven.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)
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He makes a good point, though. The Islamic Republic claims to be a legitimate state, yet it just appointed someone who does not meet it's own qualifications. If might makes right, then there is no reason to be loyal to the current regime. The new leader is illegitimate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

121 I heard Rubio selected to be the new Shah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (cntUY)

Shah of Iran and non Iran, and the Mufti from the well as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

122
How do get rid of the mosques in our country?

I have ideas, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (3ek7K)

123 >>We also need to target every mosque.


First - they came for the Aspirin Factories, and I said nothing.

Next - they came for the Ayatollah's, and still I said nothing.

Finally - they came for the Mosques, and I said 'It's about time.'.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (l9aEn)

124 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

125 I like Luttwak but he is terrible at predictions. Interesting historian though.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)

126 >>> One of the most shocking things is watching self-identified feminists come down not on the side of peace, not against Israel, not necessarily against the USA even but in support of the Mullahs of Iran.

I mentioned this earlier, but I know a woke socialist Iranian 2nd gen that is disgusted all their woke friends screeched to the skies about Ukraine, but are silent now about Iran. Well, what did you expect?

They agree with their woke socialist friends on 99% of things. But this 1% disagreement with the woke left, on the right of their ancestral country and their people and their women to be free, is throwing them.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:44 PM (gWBY1)

127 In a more practical sense, without a "Supreme Leader", centralized command and control deteriorates to the point where local military leaders become their own "controlling authority".

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM


And this is why there are missiles/drones flying to targets all over the middle east, no one is in charge, and pretty much everyone is acting on their last orders or their judgement at this point.


I think everyone needs to remember that for the most part the revolutionary guard is in charge of most of iran's offensive weapons. They are all hard cases and will die for the regime. Until those guys are eliminated iran is still sort of an ongoing thing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 05:44 PM (0N4FZ)

128 92 Carville should be retired, sittin' out on the bayou sippin' a drink and countin' his dough. Instead he spends every minute of his life obsessed with Trump.

TF is wrong with these people.

Posted by: Delurker



The god Politics is a harsh and demanding god. It demands constant worship and incantations.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 05:44 PM (sAmhv)

129 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (W2Pud)

130 People have pointed out that while there's always been a fog of war and false information in the pasts (like Ukraine claiming a super jet fighter was shooting people down, and showing video game footage), its worse now. Because in addition to the lies and false footage like older events being portrayed as now or as locations they are not... now there's convincing looking AI being made to fake events.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (PYyV9)

Most of that is OUR media, not Iran's.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (8avO+)

131 throat...

- Kill the Jews.
- Fuck the goats.
- Oh, I forgot, rape is totes cool.
- Blow up innocent people.
- Force women to wear black garbage bags.

I could be the Supreme Leader. Aloha Snackbar!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 09, 2026 05:30 PM (ExV1e)

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I noticed you said rape twice.....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (DIY2E)

132 Army commanders can now refuse his orders on the basis that his appointment is illegal under their constitution. That's no longer mutiny. We'll see how much it matters, but people take oaths seriously, and now they are nullified.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

133 Democratic strategist James Carville unloaded on President Donald Trump on Saturday in a profanity-laced rant, admitting that he has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and hopes to hate the president even more.

When Hate is your most compelling argument...

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (kHd4y)

134 What further can we do to let or make possible for the anti -regime Iranian population to rise up and finish this. I assume that is the majority consensus of the non-regime paid population.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (cntUY)

135 Be sure to review our J-Dam Exclusion before paying your first premium!

Posted by: The Mutual of Isfahan Mullah-Flex Universal Life Ins. Co. at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (8DR9B)

136 Is this the one who has ED and flies to Europe somewhere for treatments?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (w6EFb)

137 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (W2Pud)

most of them are in Tehran.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (8avO+)

138 >>I think everyone needs to remember that for the most part the revolutionary guard is in charge of most of iran's offensive weapons


They are still arabs. They'll fold or try to go out in a blaze of glory.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:46 PM (l9aEn)

139 Trump said four to six weeks. He's going to finish early and under budget. Like a Developer.

Like others here have said, "boots on the ground" is a diversion. Iran won't have a modern military after another week.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 09, 2026 05:46 PM (dtajH)

140 We need the military to mutiny. Maybe throw their support to the nascient Shah.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:38 PM (4NO2D)

Whose daughter, his Heir? Pretty dang Hawt...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:46 PM (mP0Kj)

141 Imagine becoming supreme leader, not even knowing it, and getting blowed up. What a day!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2026 05:46 PM (yEo1J)

142 Trump is actually quite funny, a lot. The more (wasted) time experience and knowledge of THE WORLD'S MOST SERIOUS POLICY ISSUES (sarc tag implied), the funnier he is actually.

Uri Kurlianchik (an ex-Soviet Israeli) can be quite amusing. He had a good one yesterday on the Iranian leadership "change".

(paraphrasing) At least people with the "Death to Khamenei" signs won't have to get new ones. For a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (U/Byj)

143 Is the IRGC and the regular army in the same relationship as the SS was to the Wehrmacht?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (pDt9x)

144 I noticed you said rape twice.....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 09, 2026 05:45 PM (DIY2E)


I only said rape once. You have to take the goat out for a nice dinner first.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e)

145 Rumor is that Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, cannot get it up unless he is having a three way with two goats.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
____________

mullahge a troi

20 billion rials, same as in town.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (XvL8K)

146 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?

I feel your pain. No one cares anymore.

Posted by: The Price of Eggs at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (4NO2D)

147 There's no internet access on the ground to get anything from people living there, and the only news source allowed is CNN who is working FOR Iran's government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

Meet the (De)Press(ed) had on the defense minister (I think) of Iran this weekend. All of the questions were softball ones to make Trump's/US's/Israel's actions look bad (of course), save one. The ONLY thing she pressed him on was whether Russia was directly helping them with intelligence. He kept trying to deflect the question and she kept going after him, to the point of repeatedly asking (paraphrased) "So what you're saying is that Russia IS helping Iran directly?" The whole interview was so obvious.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (qivay)

148 A commenter pointed out on Friday that there are numerous "Ayatollahs," but only one "Supreme Leader." I had mistaken the word "Ayatollah" as meaning "Supreme Leader," which it doesn't.


No worries.

We've come to expect you commenting authoritatively on things you know nothing about.

Posted by: Par for the Discourse at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (K6kXO)

149 Miley, yes.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (U/Byj)

150 >>We need the military to mutiny. Maybe throw their support to the nascient Shah.


It would be nice if the Saudi Army had the Special Ops type forces to put boots on the ground and hunt them down.

I'd rather see an army of the surrounding nations, sans Israel / US Forces actually do the boots on the ground stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:48 PM (l9aEn)

151 I mentioned this earlier, but I know a woke socialist Iranian 2nd gen that is disgusted all their woke friends screeched to the skies about Ukraine, but are silent now about Iran. Well, what did you expect?

They agree with their woke socialist friends on 99% of things. But this 1% disagreement with the woke left, on the right of their ancestral country and their people and their women to be free, is throwing them.
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:44 PM (gWBY1)

Ukraine was always about the grift the elites in the West were getting out of the place, and out of the Western taxpayer's money being diverted back to these same elites.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:48 PM (8avO+)

152 Let's say Biden had died in office, and rather than let Harris take over, Lloyd Austin had Kenji-Jackson administer the oath. He immediately orders her arrest.

Who would obey?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)

153 Democratic strategist James Carville unloaded on President Donald Trump on Saturday in a profanity-laced rant, admitting that he has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and hopes to hate the president even more.

When Hate is your most compelling argument...

----

For Hate's sake I spit my last breath at y'all!

Posted by: James Carville at March 09, 2026 05:48 PM (G0Uu2)

154 I figure the war can't go on much longer. We're already three Ayatollahs in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 05:48 PM (8DR9B)

155 118 Kathy Griffin is our new Ayatollah.

Posted by: Iran



She also has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Iran Intelligence Agency at March 09, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)

156 And this is why there are missiles/drones flying to targets all over the middle east, no one is in charge, and pretty much everyone is acting on their last orders or their judgement at this point.
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That's something that gets lost in all the caterwauling over Trump settling family business. Their default orders were "launch missiles at everyone".

And they wanted to have nukes.

Posted by: Methos at March 09, 2026 05:49 PM (vSvIl)

157 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)
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It wasn't economic necessity for the PRC to purchase oil from Venezuela and Iran. It was a desire to have dependent allies in critical neighborhoods.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:49 PM (rj6Yv)

158 control deteriorates to the point where local military leaders become their own "controlling authority".

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM


Opening days of Barbarossa is important the biggest example of this (and why I laugh at Xi purging the army.) If Russia had not been so fucking big, if they had not started late, the Germans likely would have swept them to the orals inside the year.

It is so centralized and everyone is paralyzed by inaction (will I get my ass shot when thr leader finds out?) That no one knows what to do. Even worse if communication is impaired. Not a great place to be and why decentralized militaries which encourage individual initiative tend to do better (Romans, Germans in wwii at least. Us.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

159 not tucker, I'm not practiced at changing the name back -- heh

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 05:49 PM (vbXSk)

160 If ayatollah once ayatollah a thousand times, I'm not the supreme leader!

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 05:49 PM (YwEeS)

161 garrett, Bahrain is fighting IRGC troops in their country and the Suadis are forming up ground troops.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (+nEug)

162 We also need to target every mosque

While the "rules of war" which the US has never signed on to state that it is a war crime to deliberately target a place of worship... I don't think that applies with mosques.

For one thing, Mosques are schools, worship takes place outside the mosque a certain number of times a day. Muslims don't have worship services as Christians understand it.

Second, Islam does not make a distinction between religion and politics, between the personal the the public, between government and faith. It is all one. Mosques aren't a religious place, they are a political and government place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (PYyV9)

163 I only said rape once. You have to take the goat out for a nice dinner first.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e)

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You swung & missed.... it was a Blazing Saddles reference / setup

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (DIY2E)

164 142 Uri Kurlianchik (an ex-Soviet Israeli) can be quite amusing. He had a good one yesterday on the Iranian leadership "change".

more amusing than his buddies uri larryanchik and ury moeanchik?

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (oY6Yp)

165 >>I figure the war can't go on much longer. We're already three Ayatollahs in.


ONE CIGARETTE AWAY

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Dg5UeBC3NYk

Posted by: SUPERSUCKERS at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (l9aEn)

166 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?

I feel your pain. No one cares anymore.
Posted by: The Price of Eggs at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (4NO2D)


Lots of people care. The same people who get giddy that anyone arrested must be a pedo because they were in the files even though the arrest says specifically it's about sharing insider financial information with people other than the ones permitted to enrich themselves with it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (ExV1e)

167 Trump said four to six weeks. He's going to finish early and under budget. Like a Developer.
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*ahem*

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (vSvIl)

168 >>> Carville should be retired, sittin' out on the bayou sippin' a drink and countin' his dough. Instead he spends every minute of his life obsessed with Trump. TF is wrong with these people. Posted by: Delurker at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (gtcuf)

All good leftists are obsessed with their blasted legacy (or in Carville's case, Clinton's, since he was a barnacle on the bloated whale that was the Clinton presidency.) they are also obsessed with being on the "right side of history!"

Trump throws both those things away and Carville can't stand it. He knows that defeating Iran will be a greater foreign policy achievement than anything Clinton faked with Arafat.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (gWBY1)

169 tubal, more or less. IRGC is a separate organization, with lots of the features of regular militaries in corrupt places (like China) - businesses, skimming, etc - but it's overall ideological and fanatical and not a regular military. They handle all the terrorism and proxy war-mongering.

Top levels of the regular military are screened for ideological loyalty (such as that can be conclusively tested for), but most of the ranks below them are "normal" (i.e. a mix of backgrounds and politics).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (U/Byj)

170 Meet the (De)Press(ed) had on the defense minister (I think) of Iran this weekend. All of the questions were softball ones to make Trump's/US's/Israel's actions look bad (of course), save one. The ONLY thing she pressed him on was whether Russia was directly helping them with intelligence. He kept trying to deflect the question and she kept going after him, to the point of repeatedly asking (paraphrased) "So what you're saying is that Russia IS helping Iran directly?" The whole interview was so obvious.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 09, 2026 05:47 PM (qivay)

I saw Trump rolling his eyes at those sorts of questions and saying 'Russia would probably say were are helping Ukraine target them' which is of course true though we might have eased off some on that.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (8avO+)

171 158 Opening days of Barbarossa is important the biggest example of this (and why I laugh at Xi purging the army.) If Russia had not been so fucking big, if they had not started late, the Germans likely would have swept them to the orals inside the year.

oh, my!

Posted by: george takei at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (oY6Yp)

172 IRGC, Basij, and Artesh. Artesh is regular army. IRGC is like the nazi SS, and Basij is like Einsatzgruppen within the SS.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (GD0B3)

173 without a "Supreme Leader", centralized command and control deteriorates to the point where local military leaders become their own "controlling authority".

Posted by: mrp

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I heard that this was always their structure, to make it invasion tolerant. So they have devolved a lot of authority to regional commanders.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (hI4qF)

174 She also has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Iran Intelligence Agency at March 09, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)

If you guys had any sense, you'd be trolling GEOTUS to try to get on his good side.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (43sgu)

175 URALS, phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

176 >>Bahrain is fighting IRGC troops in their country and the Suadis are forming up ground troops.


Good. I just hope they are better than the avg arab infantry.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:52 PM (l9aEn)

177 From the last thread:
161 When we were in Las Vegas, we went and saw Bodies: The Exhibition. One of the rooms (they "warned" people before they entered it, with the option to bypass it) had fetuses in various stages of development, up to the age of 22 weeks.

That should be REQUIRED viewing for ALL students, starting in Junior High.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (SRRAx)


I just saw a video by Pearl on YouTube the other day, where she was talking about how smart men don't like to debate. They don't see the point. Women like the process, with or without a point, but men (especially high-status or family men with better things to do) will take one look at the cost/benefit ratio and ghost.

She specifically talked about how she learned from making first a hobby and then a kind of career out of debating all kinds of topics, including abortion, that people are generally unmoved. She could literally show them a video of the gory reality of dismembering a baby and they would still want to do it.

Cont.

Posted by: SciVo at March 09, 2026 05:52 PM (Sy6m/)

178 Well next will be the grandson

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

179 I had mistaken the word "Ayatollah" as meaning "Supreme Leader," which it doesn't.

You got it right in the end. Now, conjugate Mullah, Muffti, Caliph, Sheikh, and Faqīh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)

180 Cont.

In my own experience, there are four stages to realizing the pointlessness of debating. The ones that filibuster, not even letting you get a word in edgewise, are almost doing you a favor by making it obvious that you're wasting your time. Next you may notice the ones that aren't really listening, just waiting for their turn to talk, which is no better.

Third are those who appear to be listening, but only for a keyword or phrase to trigger a prepared argument. It's more like interacting with the dialogue tree of an NPC in a computer RPG, than with a real thinking human. Total waste of time. And the final stage is to realize that even if someone is actually really honestly listening, you're still probably not going to sway them one millimeter.

You cannot reason someone out of a position that he was not reasoned into (Mark Twain?), and you cannot get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it (Upton Sinclair). Psychic/emotional income counts as a salary, an ego threat might as well be existential, and Incentive Is Undefeated. Always remember: You are, unfortunately, dealing with fellow humans.

Posted by: SciVo at March 09, 2026 05:53 PM (Sy6m/)

181 Like others here have said, "boots on the ground" is a diversion. Iran won't have a modern military after another week.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 09, 2026 05:46 PM (dtajH)
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If the current regime in Tehran melts into a puddle of squabbling ministers, then we can do the old British Raj bit of buying our "boots on the ground" with a checkbook.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:53 PM (rj6Yv)

182 You swung & missed.... it was a Blazing Saddles reference / setup
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (DIY2E)


I recognized it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 09, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

183 Good. I just hope they are better than the avg arab infantry.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:52 PM (l9aEn)

Relax. Just watch Lawrence of Arabia... wait.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:53 PM (zZu0s)

184 If I were Hegseth, I'd order an airlift of millions and millions of pairs of boots to be dropped all across Iran.

No soliders, gosh no.

Just boots.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 05:53 PM (Ot/FD)

185 The Basij are mostly foreigners, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:54 PM (4NO2D)

186 The Retarded Cajun

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 05:54 PM (cntUY)

187 garrett, Bahrain is fighting IRGC troops in their country and the Suadis are forming up ground troops.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 05:50 PM (+nEug)

If Trump gets loyal-ish coalition of Arab troops on the ground to stabilize and rebuild Iran, that will be a coup for the century.

I stand in awe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:54 PM (43sgu)

188
Well, I hope his dick got ripped off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Sorceror at March 09, 2026 05:54 PM (BI5O2)

189 IRGC, Basij, and Artesh. Artesh is regular army. IRGC is like the nazi SS, and Basij is like Einsatzgruppen within the SS.
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (GD0B3)
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IIRR, the Basij are mostly or all foreigners.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (Pojtn)

190

Garrett,

Are you having strong winds today ?

It's crazy here.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (3ek7K)

191 >>> We've come to expect you commenting authoritatively on things you know nothing about.

Wait, that's NOT the point of the AOS comments section? I've been lied to all these years!

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (gWBY1)

192 169 tubal, more or less. IRGC is a separate organization, with lots of the features of regular militaries in corrupt places (like China) - businesses, skimming, etc - but it's overall ideological and fanatical and not a regular military. They handle all the terrorism and proxy war-mongering.

Top levels of the regular military are screened for ideological loyalty (such as that can be conclusively tested for), but most of the ranks below them are "normal" (i.e. a mix of backgrounds and politics).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (U/Byj)

Thanks. I know the SS was fanatically bound to Hitler unlike the Wehrmacht. Hitler never trusted the regular army. The SS was the last bullet fanatics par excellence. The Waffen SS was even more fanatical, if possible. Maybe like the Basij? Analogies help my understanding.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (pDt9x)

193 Hey a top asshole got capped.

I first read his name as Eli Marinated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

194 The Basij are mostly foreigners, right?

==
Volunteers....

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

195
While the "rules of war" which...


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Imma let you finish but first let me say this -

"Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!" -- Colonel Saito

I agree with what you are saying, but put more simply -- the mosques are the base of operations for public control and conquest. They are forts. They are valid targets by any measure.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (hI4qF)

196 >>Are you having strong winds today ?


30-50 mph all day.

It had to be blowing over 60 at 5 am, though.
Big pressure changes.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:56 PM (l9aEn)

197 Trump live right now: we have targets saved for later if we need to hit them. Electric generation, fuel, infrastructure.

Posted by: M. Gaga at March 09, 2026 05:56 PM (KiBMU)

198 The Retarded Cajun will be lost to history a few short years after he passes . No one besides Louisiana history professors will know who he was.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 05:56 PM (cntUY)

199 178 Well next will be the grandson
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

Soon all that will be left is a wee baby ayatollah, and we'll have to consult the seers of international law about whether he too can be blowed up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2026 05:56 PM (RIQol)

200
103 kind of enjoyed seeing that Jesse Jackson Jr threw shade on Obama, Clinton, Biden for politicizing his dad's funeral when he specifically requested that no one do that. But what did he think they were gonna do?
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:35 PM (gWBY1)

Guy was REALLY pissed.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x)


And I thought the shade was ridiculous to me because JJ was all about political division based on race baiting and race extortion.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (cntUY)

-------

I think it was the other way around, the extortion was the point. A nice living.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 05:56 PM (VWtfl)

201 >>> >>I figure the war can't go on much longer. We're already three Ayatollahs in.

A hat trick of ayatollahs, as it were.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:56 PM (gWBY1)

202 Third are those who appear to be listening, but only for a keyword or phrase to trigger a prepared argument.

There is another category as exemplified by Alex O'Connor who makes a convincing pretense of simply wanting to understand and ask questions, appear to listen and care what people are saying, but only uses it to find new ways to attack Christianity. He uses the lie of "I am genuinely just trying to understand" and the pretense of an open mind to sharpen new attacks on Christians and faith.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (PYyV9)

203 >>A hat trick of ayatollahs, as it were.


In Bowling, it's a Turkey.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (l9aEn)

204 I'd say Basij is much more like the SA (brownshirts). Local, far less trained and equipped, often based in mosques. Of course the Nazis disbanded them they became a problem. Italy never really did disband it's equivalent before Benito got dumped, I don' think (blackshirts).

Basij started as cannon fodder volunteers in the Iran-Iraq war.

Einsatzgruppen are hard to compare to anything. Usually headed by highly educated/accomplished people. Purely evil mission (murder, genocide).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (U/Byj)

205 Opening days of Barbarossa is important the biggest example of this (and why I laugh at Xi purging the army.) If Russia had not been so fucking big, if they had not started late, the Germans likely would have swept them to the orals inside the year.

It is so centralized and everyone is paralyzed by inaction (will I get my ass shot when thr leader finds out?) That no one knows what to do. Even worse if communication is impaired. Not a great place to be and why decentralized militaries which encourage individual initiative tend to do better (Romans, Germans in wwii at least. Us.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

it is a long walk to the Urals. Even when they were winning their drives stalled badly within a month just due to getting supplies to the front and having to round up all the prisoners in the rear. Army Group North - Rapid advance through the Baltic states, stalled there essentially for the whole war. Center - stalled around Smolensk from July to September. South - slow start, stalled until Center drove South to help out in September. And so on.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

206 "Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!" -- Colonel Saito

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (hI4qF)

'Why do you continue to speak of laws to we, who have swords in our hands?'
-Pompey the Great

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

207 Hey a top asshole got capped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone



They missed me.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (oKJ0C)

208 To clarify, the new claimant is does not meet the religious qualifications for his position. He cannot make authoritative rulings on Islamic matters.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

Whoever shouts the loudest gets to make "authoritative rulings" on islamic matters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 05:58 PM (8zz6B)

209 x

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 05:58 PM (QAfew)

210 I heard that this was always their structure, to make it invasion tolerant. So they have devolved a lot of authority to regional commanders.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (hI4qF)
=====

That MAY have been their plan, but they probably underestimated, by a considerable degree, the lethality of the United States' and Israel's military establishment and the Allies' intelligence-gathering supremacy.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:58 PM (rj6Yv)

211 James Carville is a fucking retard and that's all you need to know about him.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 05:58 PM (5aZAZ)

212 >>> >>I figure the war can't go on much longer. We're already three Ayatollahs in.

A hat trick of ayatollahs, as it were.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:56 PM (gWBY1)

*patiently awaits eggroll*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:58 PM (43sgu)

213
Wyoming is windy because Nebraska blows and Utah sucks, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 05:58 PM (3ek7K)

214 124 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.

Perhaps this is why the Chinese are so hot for coal and EV’s. The only way out of oil is electric.

Posted by: Accomac at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (GbONR)

215 No one besides Louisiana history professors will know who he was.

I agree, he's a mildly amusing sidenote of the Clinton Years who only political junkies will remember. Which he can ponder while he roasts in hell, unless God has mercy on his soul at the last moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)

216 huh. my pithy comments were getting vaporized as fast as successor assahollahs

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (QAfew)

217 'Why do you continue to speak of laws to we, who have swords in our hands?'
-Pompey the Great

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone



Reeeeee!!!!

Posted by: Pimply the Youngest at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (oKJ0C)

218 Imma let you finish but first let me say this -

"Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!" -- Colonel Saito

I agree with what you are saying, but put more simply -- the mosques are the base of operations for public control and conquest. They are forts. They are valid targets by any measure.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 05:55 PM (hI4qF)

by the laws of war if they defend them, they are valid targets. If they evacuate them if legitimate forces arrive in the area, then the mosques themselves can be preserved.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (8avO+)

219 And so on.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

Also still using a ton of horses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

220 Me? Really? Well I'll be a goat's uncle. I know I was WAY down your list, but yeah, I'm in! This is great! Do I get the [KABOOM]...

Posted by: Ayatollah Steve at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (qUkBO)

221 huh. my pithy comments were getting vaporized as fast as successor assahollahs
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 06:00 PM (oKJ0C)

222 Einsatzgruppen are hard to compare to anything. Usually headed by highly educated/accomplished people. Purely evil mission (murder, genocide).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (U/Byj)

Who was the guy who escaped from the allied prison and went on to train Islamic terrorists?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:00 PM (cntUY)

223 I would like to see some of the Saudi troops on the border with Yemen ready to take out defecting IRGC guys. Some defectors already going to Afghanistan

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:00 PM (+nEug)

224 >>>For one thing, Mosques are schools, worship takes place outside the mosque a certain number of times a day. Muslims don't have worship services as Christians understand it.

The west needs to get with the program of how times of prayer are treated in Muslim counties. You don't take over streets and schools and shops to roll out your rug and pray, that would be offensively rude. Whereas in the west they do it now all the time.

I liked the video of the shopkeeper in NYC yelling at a Muslim police officer who had taken over his back hallway by a bathroom to pray. Commandeered his store and denied his patrons access to a bathroom to pray. He wasn't having any of it in his shop, bless him.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:00 PM (gWBY1)

225 A hat trick of ayatollahs, as it were.
Posted by: LizLem


Would you say a plethora of ayatollahs?

Posted by: weft cut-Guapo at March 09, 2026 06:00 PM (diia5)

226 It's also against the "rules of war" to operate out of explicitly civilian buildings, especially houses of worship. Ain't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 06:00 PM (Ot/FD)

227 Perhaps this is why the Chinese are so hot for coal and EV’s. The only way out of oil is electric.

Nah, that's all performative, they fake this stuff so they can claim moral superiority online. They are building coal and nuke plants like crazy. The solar stuff is just for show and pretense, and most of it is I believe Potemkin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:01 PM (PYyV9)

228 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Rockford Files > Epstein Files

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 09, 2026 06:01 PM (KAi1n)

229 the supreme leader is like Dread Pirate Weirdbeard

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 06:02 PM (QAfew)

230 214 124 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.

Perhaps this is why the Chinese are so hot for coal and EV’s. The only way out of oil is electric.
Posted by: Accomac
======
Oil and nat gas are feedstocks for plastics and chemical industries. China's industrial firms are already suffering and a spike in oil/nat gas prices makes it worse.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:02 PM (E4rtv)

231 124 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.

Perhaps this is why the Chinese are so hot for coal and EV’s. The only way out of oil is electric.
Posted by: Accomac at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (GbONR)

Belt and Road was about trying to develop alternate land routes of trade that are not subject to Western interdiction by naval forces. Given the vast distances and high cost of traversing Central Asia it was only going to cover so much of what China needs to build a high tech economy for the billion or so people it has.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:02 PM (8avO+)

232 a lotta ayatollas is so close to an anagram it breaks my heart.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 06:02 PM (Ot/FD)

233 or Napoleon Blownapart

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 06:02 PM (QAfew)

234 Otto skorzeny (thr inspiration for caines col steiner in eagke has landed

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 09, 2026 06:02 PM (bXbFr)

235 The west needs to get with the program of how times of prayer are treated in Muslim counties. You don't take over streets and schools and shops to roll out your rug and pray, that would be offensively rude.

Muhammad* specifically commanded them to not pray in public areas that would block traffic or get in the way. Literally that is in their religious teachings. They are doing it as an act of conquest, not faith.

*The real Muhammad was a warlord to whom a ton of mythology was added and likely never taught anything about religion or Islam.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:03 PM (PYyV9)

236 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Rockford Files > Epstein Files
Posted by: Dark Litigator


Rockford Files > Epstein Files > Your permanent file

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 06:03 PM (oKJ0C)

237 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Rockford Files > Epstein Files
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 09, 2026 06:01 PM (KAi1n)

Would the Epstein Files be the XXX Files ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:03 PM (cntUY)

238 Looks to me that Iran is now an IRGC Dictatorship. It may have been this for decades.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2026 06:04 PM (5rh/l)

239 If this Epstein guy had so many files, why didn't he break out of prison?

Most guys in stir would kill for a file. Just one file.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 06:04 PM (Ot/FD)

240 *The real Muhammad was a warlord to whom a ton of mythology was added and likely never taught anything about religion or Islam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Which is why he doesn't like dogs.
They alerted on his thieving ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 06:04 PM (oKJ0C)

241 And so on.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

Also still using a ton of horses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

They were dying pretty fast, as were some of the leg infantry trying to march in the heat to catch up with the tanks. Using the standard issue methamphetamines.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+)

242 Ayatollah that if you f'd with me I'd blow you up.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:04 PM (cntUY)

243 It is known that Iran is lousy with Ayatollahs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (8DR9B)

But it only takes one ayatollah to lousy up a place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:05 PM (8zz6B)

244 Perhaps this is why the Chinese are so hot for coal and EV’s.

Read that as coal and Elvis

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 06:06 PM (Kt19C)

245 Iranians are Persians, not Arabs. Much better warriors.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

246 The US and Israel bombing Iranian mosques is a problem?

In Tehran alone, during the recent protests Iranian citizens destroyed up to 61 mosques in the capital alone. At least 34 more (that we know of) have been destroyed by protestors in the rest of the country. If rumors are to be believed, Iranian citizens are tagging buildings where IRGC and Basij units have been located.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 06:06 PM (rj6Yv)

247 But it only takes one ayatollah to lousy up a place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:05 PM (8zz6B)

The turban stank alone is enough to ruin your picnic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 06:06 PM (Ot/FD)

248 a lotta ayatollas is so close to an anagram it breaks my heart.
Posted by: Warai

Even closer to Alotta Fachina. In some ways

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 06:06 PM (vEhqp)

249 Being the Ayatollah in Iran is probably most uninsurable job on the planet right now.

I'd imagine the Polymarkets on his tenure have hours, instead of years.

Place yer bets...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (jtM2q)

250 >>Read that as coal and Elvis


One hunk of burning love can power a small city for 3 days.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (l9aEn)

251 China is probably about 70 years behind on being able to move goods and project power across the globe and is currently shitting bricks because the one child policy has made them into an evolutionary dead end by definition.

lmfao, communism

Eat shit, dumbfucks.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (5aZAZ)

252 I heard earlier today the dog issue in England is worse then we knew. The government (clearly being threatened by the muzzies) are looking to ban 64 different breeds of dogs.
You can't hate those assholes enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

253 244 Perhaps this is why the Chinese are so hot for coal and EV’s.

Read that as coal and Elvis
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 06:06 PM (Kt19C)

Someone force Xi Jinping say "a hunka-hunka burnin' lignite".

Put him in a headlock and noogie him if you have to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (Ot/FD)

254 238 Looks to me that Iran is now an IRGC Dictatorship. It may have been this for decades.
Posted by: Gref
======
Mebbe. Mossad might know but given our politicized intel on Iran for decades, we probably don't.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:08 PM (E4rtv)

255 China is probably about 70 years behind on being able to move goods and project power across the globe and is currently shitting bricks because the one child policy has made them into an evolutionary dead end by definition.

lmfao, communism

Eat shit, dumbfucks.
Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (5aZAZ)

Double blow - One Child Policy, and the end of Communist tolerance of pseudo capitalism.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:08 PM (8avO+)

256 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?

Speaking of, remember when Iran warned that if the US attacked, they'd release videos of Trump molesting children!

Yeah, about that LOL

Read that as coal and Elvis

Nat King Cole and Elvis were great singers, I don't blame China for going big on them both.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:08 PM (PYyV9)

257 It wasn't economic necessity for the PRC to purchase oil from Venezuela and Iran. It was a desire to have dependent allies in critical neighborhoods.
Posted by: mrp

Who also sold oil on the cheap.

Without the oil, there's no Belt n Road because of no money.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 09, 2026 06:08 PM (ZgXGm)

258 But it only takes one ayatollah to lousy up a place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:05 PM (8zz6B)

Never use the shitter after an ayatollah. They can stink it up worse than Ed Asner.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Knight at March 09, 2026 06:08 PM (Ksqrb)

259 The Germans did learn how to make coal into a liquid fuel. Does it burn dirtier than gasoline?

I believe the South African company SASOL is the world leader today . Or is that just for LNG?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (cntUY)

260 We're caught in trap ...

Posted by: Xi Jinping at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (RIQol)

261 I heard earlier today the dog issue in England is worse then we knew. The government (clearly being threatened by the muzzies) are looking to ban 64 different breeds of dogs.
You can't hate those assholes enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

Just say your dog is a mutt, and hide the certificates in a drawer somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (8avO+)

262 Leg o Less... that's his elvish name...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

263 the one child policy has made them into an evolutionary dead end by definition.

China is almost certainly much smaller and has fewer people than they claim.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (PYyV9)

264 Have never heard what the actual manpower of the IRGC is, before the recent culling.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (pDt9x)

265 205 it is a long walk to the Urals.

walk to tipperary > walk to the urals

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (oY6Yp)

266 Carville had a cameo in some Gene Hackman movie in the 80s involving DC political crap, can't remember the movie, saw it a few months ago, but I do remember Carville acted like a deer in the headlights, I mean he really sucked. He also looked like he may have been crying and/or throwing up before the few lame scenes he was in. THAT'S his legacy, that's all that is going to remain of him, a celluloid wet fart.

Posted by: Loseriana Amirite III at March 09, 2026 06:10 PM (qUkBO)

267 We're caught in trap ...
Posted by: Xi Jinping at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM


We can't walk out..

Posted by: Mojtaba Khamenei at March 09, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)

268 261 Just say your dog is a mutt, and hide the certificates in a drawer somewhere.

at least you won't have to worry about the cat detector vans

Posted by: department of 'ousinge at March 09, 2026 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)

269 lmfao, communism

Eat shit, dumbfucks.
Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (5aZAZ)

This. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:10 PM (zZu0s)

270 Where'd he go?

Posted by: Operation Whack-Mullah at March 09, 2026 06:11 PM (GI9/m)

271 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM


They went for the low hanging fruit. IOW they tried to get their oil cheap from countries that had sanctions slapped on them by the west and had to sell for pennies on the dollar.


Now they are paying the price for not having a back up plan and it is going to sting them badly. No more quarters with 10%+ growth for the foreseeable future. And iffn they ain't growing they are dying.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 06:11 PM (0N4FZ)

272
China is almost certainly much smaller and has fewer people than they claim.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (PYyV9)
-----
Wait whoa...hold the phone! Communists lie about shit?!!!

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:11 PM (5aZAZ)

273 After the Iran mission is over and a success, the Dems will once again go back to the Epstein files. Then the Cuban government will be overthrown and the left will scream about that, then back to Epstein....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:11 PM (qBBPl)

274 The Germans did learn how to make coal into a liquid fuel. Does it burn dirtier than gasoline?

I believe the South African company SASOL is the world leader today . Or is that just for LNG?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (cntUY)

Not sure how clean it was, but since Germany wasn't a free economy it was produced without any reference to if it made sense economically or not to do so. ironically German war industry was really inefficient compared to the allies, even Russia who had borrowed some mass production ideas from the US before the war.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:12 PM (8avO+)

275 We're caught in trap ...
Posted by: Xi Jinping at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM

We can't walk out..
Posted by: Mojtaba Khamenei at March 09, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)

Because I love you too much baby.
Oh why can't you see?
What you're doing to me?
When you don't believe a word I say.

Thank you for the earworm. The King is always appreciated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

276 Posted by: Loseriana Amirite III at March 09, 2026 06:10 PM (qUkBO)

He also had a short cameo in Old School.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:13 PM (cntUY)

277
124 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:43

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China gets different things from different countries they hold in debt slavery. South Africa, for example, provides abundant supplies of dirt and failure.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 06:13 PM (VWtfl)

278 Have never heard what the actual manpower of the IRGC is, before the recent culling.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 06:09 PM (pDt9x)

I actually still have an OB file on Iran's ground forces. Its way out of date though. But they had, at one time, a three division Corps. I don't know if that remained steady over the last few years or not.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 06:13 PM (2WIwB)

279 > They went for the low hanging fruit. IOW they tried to get their oil cheap from countries that had sanctions slapped on them by the west and had to sell for pennies on the dollar.
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China also does not have the "pull" to operate in the more general, above board, oil markets.

By pull, I mean money. Or influence. Both of which are in the sewer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM (jtM2q)

280 Ayatollah not to come. That ain't no way to have fun.
Momma told me. Momma told me. That ain't no way to have fun.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM (qFwJc)

281 Not sure how clean it was, but since Germany wasn't a free economy it was produced without any reference to if it made sense economically or not to do so. ironically German war industry was really inefficient compared to the allies, even Russia who had borrowed some mass production ideas from the US before the war.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:12 PM


Weirdly, Germany didn't really go to a wartime economy until late in 1943.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM (4NO2D)

282 273 After the Iran mission is over and a success, the Dems will once again go back to the Epstein files. Then the Cuban government will be overthrown and the left will scream about that, then back to Epstein....
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Diminishing marginal utility is simply another economic concept that Dems never learned in college.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv)

283 Meet the new boss to same as the old boss.....

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM (pvf3X)

284 Gotta get rid of the pop-up ads when user clicks on the read more links, Ace... started about two or three weeks ago for some reason. Makes you wait 5 seconds before you can go in to read the rest of the article.

Posted by: FilmLadd at March 09, 2026 06:15 PM (YLFdw)

285
We should have dog parades in every raghead area in our country.

Don't give in to the evil m'fers.



Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:15 PM (3ek7K)

286 Gotta get rid of the pop-up ads when user clicks on the read more links, Ace... started about two or three weeks ago for some reason. Makes you wait 5 seconds before you can go in to read the rest of the article.
Posted by: FilmLadd at March 09, 2026 06:15 PM


Get Brave browser. I see nothing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 06:15 PM (4NO2D)

287 Muhammad* specifically commanded them to not pray in public areas that would block traffic or get in the way. Literally that is in their religious teachings. They are doing it as an act of conquest, not faith.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:03 PM (PYyV9)
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Is that in the Meccan or Medinan verses? There's a difference.

Earlier verses when Mo was in Mecca are abrogated (effectively cancelled out) by later verses when he was in Medina.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 06:16 PM (ESVrU)

288 And baby back ribs BBQs.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at March 09, 2026 06:16 PM (qFwJc)

289 If choosing between my standard poodle and the desires of a Muslim, you lose, Achmed.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)

290 China was trying to build a 3rd world coalition, an economic alliance that bypasses the west and makes them a new superpower. Trump kicked the legs out from under that with tariffs and taking out tyrants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:16 PM (PYyV9)

291 Now they are paying the price for not having a back up plan and it is going to sting them badly. No more quarters with 10%+ growth for the foreseeable future. And iffn they ain't growing they are dying.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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They haven't even bothered to lie about 10% increase in GDP recently. Their recent claims about 6-7 percent. Whack off about one third of that as real estate malinvestment, and you get probably about the same as the US at best.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv)

292 China is almost certainly much smaller and has fewer people than they claim.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The last guess I heard is under 800 M instead of the 1.4 B claimed.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 06:17 PM (Y8DZL)

293 Weirdly, Germany didn't really go to a wartime economy until late in 1943.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM (4NO2D)

Yes despite the air offensives and bombing production was growing until about 44. The conversion to going after the communication network for the invasions also had the side effect of screwing the economy hugely. And by then we were outmatching them hugely in the air.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:17 PM (8avO+)

294
Tough shit, you have to see an ad for 5 seconds. Troll



Waaahhhhhhh

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:17 PM (3ek7K)

295 The do is have been running anti Kiggans ads since December. I haven’t seen one pro Kiggans yet. Virginia Beach Norfolk and the eastern shore is her district.
Everybody needs China to get their oil otherwise everybody grinds to a halt. Oil is the Spice. No one can threaten or monopolize the supply.
EV’s and a huge installed base of coal would keep oil shocks from upsetting the pump price.

Posted by: Accomac at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (GbONR)

296 'Why do you continue to speak of laws to we, who have swords in our hands?'
-Pompey the Great
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)


Because without the laws, those who have swords in their hands are dictators, who will eventually decide the Republic is too cumbersome for their power games.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (rbvCR)

297 Is that in the Meccan or Medinan verses? There's a difference.

Its in a Hadith, later than the Quran. Some of the stuff in the Quran is abrogated (overwritten by later rulings) but the Hadiths are later than that, said to be stories from his friends and disciples. Some are said to be less reliable than others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (PYyV9)

298 China has got to be about to implode even worse than it already has. The weaponry they built as well as the crappy construction car home and abroad is causing nations to turn away. Add the population chaos and pollution factors as well as the ongoing coup ,they ain't invading Taiwan any time soon.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (qBBPl)

299 actually still have an OB file on Iran's ground forces. Its way out of date though. But they had, at one time, a three division Corps. I don't know if that remained steady over the last few years or not.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 06:13 PM (2WIwB)

I always think about Iran and Iraq fighting an 8 year war to a stand still. Battle of the not so good .

Ukraine and Russia starting to do the same . (Bad look for Russia)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (cntUY)

300 Gotta get rid of the pop-up ads when user clicks on the read more links, Ace... started about two or three weeks ago for some reason. Makes you wait 5 seconds before you can go in to read the rest of the article.
Posted by: FilmLadd at March 09, 2026 06:15 PM

Get Brave browser. I see nothing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 06:15 PM (4NO2D)

click on Comments instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

301 Not sure how clean it was, but since Germany wasn't a free economy it was produced without any reference to if it made sense economically or not to do so. ironically German war industry was really inefficient compared to the allies, even Russia who had borrowed some mass production ideas from the US before the war.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:12 PM

Weirdly, Germany didn't really go to a wartime economy until late in 1943.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM


We never really went full wartime restrictions in economy here either. People could still buy gasoline, meat, eggs and other stuff. Granted it was being rationed but it was still available. In germany, england, italy, japan and most other countries involved in WWII gasoline, meat, eggs and medicine was almost completely unavailable.


japan and germany were also putting 12 year olds into the front lines by 1945.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 06:19 PM (0N4FZ)

302 297 Is that in the Meccan or Medinan verses? There's a difference.

Its in a Hadith, later than the Quran. Some of the stuff in the Quran is abrogated (overwritten by later rulings) but the Hadiths are later than that, said to be stories from his friends and disciples. Some are said to be less reliable than others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (PYyV9)

But still utter bullshit, yes?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 06:19 PM (pDt9x)

303 Iran Names New "Supreme Leader," Who Is Immediately "Injured" In An Airstrike

If I don't scratch off my lotto ticket, I can't be made Ayatollah, right?

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2026 06:19 PM (KAa/S)

304 I finally got it into my head to stop clicking on 'Continue reading' and just click on Comments otherwise you go into ad hell.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2026 06:20 PM (oiNtH)

305 304 I finally got it into my head to stop clicking on 'Continue reading' and just click on Comments otherwise you go into ad hell.
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2026 06:20 PM (oiNtH)


By George you’ve got it!!

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (pDt9x)

306 After the Iran mission is over and a success, the Dems will once again go back to the Epstein files. Then the Cuban government will be overthrown and the left will scream about that, then back to Epstein....
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Diminishing marginal utility is simply another economic concept that Dems never learned in college.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv)

Dems are shifting from being run by politicians who are corrupt to zealots who expect everyone to be as crazy as they are. Likely not to be a good look.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)

307 297 Is that in the Meccan or Medinan verses? There's a difference.

Its in a Hadith, later than the Quran. Some of the stuff in the Quran is abrogated (overwritten by later rulings) but the Hadiths are later than that, said to be stories from his friends and disciples. Some are said to be less reliable than others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (PYyV9)

But still utter bullshit, yes?
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 06:19 PM (pDt9x)
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Bullshit^2

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (ESVrU)

308 There was, just now, an explosion in Tehran that could only be a Alludium Q-34 explosive space modulator.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (FylAi)

309 Umm, this is funny guys. Xi is preparing his troops to meet Allah after witnessing Shock and Awe II, Iran Boogaloo.
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China in English
@New_tres
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Mar 7
🇨🇳 Xi Jinping tells the army not to fear death in a demonstration of China’s military power.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (E4rtv)

310 But still utter bullshit, yes?

Well, sure. Almost none of the Hadiths are likely historical or reliably accurate. The story of how they came up with this stuff is hilarious. One dude took thousands of these things and went through them and picked out the ones he figured were real and which were not. Like the story of a leader several generations after Muhammad died supposedly took all the different copies of the Quran and burned all of them but the one he deemed true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (PYyV9)

311 I finally got it into my head to stop clicking on 'Continue reading' and just click on Comments otherwise you go into ad hell.
Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2026 06:20 PM (oiNtH)

I've been hitting "comments" rather than "continue reading" for at least a decade. Skips a whole step. I'm a seasoned veteran, after all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (0aYVJ)

312 304 I finally got it into my head to stop clicking on 'Continue reading' and just click on Comments otherwise you go into ad hell.

taco bell > ad hell

Posted by: lenina huxley at March 09, 2026 06:22 PM (oY6Yp)

313
Pug, Yep

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:22 PM (3ek7K)

314 "Ayatollah" used to be a high rank, in the 1970s, but under the "Islamic Republic" so-called there has been ayatollah inflation. Khamanei did not meet the religious / scholarly requirements before 1979; he was a hujjatollah. He got promoted for political reasons.
Politics corrupts religion and religion corrupts politics. Perhaps most of all in Islam whose religion was founded by a literal warlord.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 06:22 PM (gKWVE)

315 Dems are shifting from being run by politicians who are corrupt to zealots who expect everyone to be as crazy as they are. Likely not to be a good look.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Coalition of the outs is not sustainable for a long period of time, it fragments and most usually the more ruthless faction wins control.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)

316 Without the oil, there's no Belt n Road because of no money.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 09, 2026 06:08 PM (ZgXGm)


Apparently there is also no money because 3rd world economies have real issues with repaying debt, and the laborers provided are generally not interested in actually working.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 06:23 PM (rbvCR)

317 If choosing between my standard poodle and the desires of a Muslim, you lose, Achmed.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)

What about a full-auto poodle, with the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:23 PM (8zz6B)

318 Burrito Supreme - now with more leg meat.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 06:23 PM (UjdFS)

319 There was, just now, an explosion in Tehran that could only be a Alludium Q-34 explosive space modulator.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (FylAi)
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So that's where I left it!

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at March 09, 2026 06:23 PM (ESVrU)

320 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Rockford Files > Epstein Files

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 09, 2026 06:01 PM (KAi1n)

X-Files > Rockford Files > Epstein Files

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 06:23 PM (dK+Kv)

321 Because without the laws, those who have swords in their hands are dictators, who will eventually decide the Republic is too cumbersome for their power games.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (rbvCR)

Right. And this guy was DEFENDING the Republic against Caesar. Who showed him a thing or two about greatness.

Caesar, asshole but possibly one of the most gifted (I'd say top 5) people in all of human history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

322 More amusement today on X

"🚨WATCH: Thomas Massie DOWNPLAYS feud with President Trump, LIES that he was considered for AG Sec., takes credit for Trump picking RFK Jr. as HHS Sec. & more!

Remember when I reported a while ago that he always does this at campaign stops? I got told repeatedly by his supporters that this was a lie. Well, now there's proof that he does this.

This is as bad as when Bob Good put up deceptive signs to make it look like Trump endorsed him, then got a cease & desist to remove the signs. Why do these RINOS obstruct President Trump, do media tours bashing him, then act like they're friends with him?

On Wednesday, that all ends when President Trump has his rally & tells the truth. His district will know & there will be no unringing that bell."

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv)

323 WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Rockford Files > Epstein Files

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 09, 2026 06:01 PM (KAi1n)

X-Files > Rockford Files > Epstein Files
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 06:23 PM (dK+Kv)
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Where do I fit in?

Posted by: Dresden Files at March 09, 2026 06:25 PM (ESVrU)

324 China has got to be about to implode even worse than it already has. The weaponry they built as well as the crappy construction car home and abroad is causing nations to turn away. Add the population chaos and pollution factors as well as the ongoing coup ,they ain't invading Taiwan any time soon.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (qBBPl)

A Naval invasion is an entirely different kettle of fish than even swarming a neighbor overland..which China failed to do vs Vietnam in 1979. That's neglecting what the US would have to say about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+)

325 >>> 261 I heard earlier today the dog issue in England is worse then we knew. The government (clearly being threatened by the muzzies) are looking to ban 64 different breeds of dogs.
You can't hate those assholes enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

There lucky Queen Lizzy died before they pull this stunt...she would dissolve their government so fast for pulling this crap.

The day Welsh Corgis are banned in the UK is looking like a sad, inevitable day.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:25 PM (gWBY1)

326 What about a full-auto poodle, with the thing that goes up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


38 year old Karens go more for pit bull terriers iykwim

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 06:25 PM (gKWVE)

327 Caesar, asshole but possibly one of the most gifted (I'd say top 5) people in all of human history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

for sure none of the others invented our calendar.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:26 PM (8avO+)

328 I used 'continue reading' maybe once, in 2007. Did not get me to the comments then, so I just hit comments always. You get both the extended post as well as comments. Win-win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

329 Caesar, asshole but possibly one of the most gifted (I'd say top 5) people in all of human history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


Isaac Newton on your list?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (gKWVE)

330 An amputated leg, and this is the same guy who has impotency issues? So two out of his 3 legs don't work?

/renounces self

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (qBdHI)

331 Waaahhhhhhh
Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:17 PM (3ek7K)

Well, FWIW, I run Brave here, and the first time I clicked on this thread, it fucked up so badly that botht eh mouse and keyboard locked up solid. After about 5 minutes of punching keys, somehow I forced a reboot of Linux, and restarted Brave, and got into this comment thread just fine. There is definitely something hinky on the main page. And I never use the "continue reading" link.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (8zz6B)

332 Xi Jinping tells the army not to fear death in a demonstration of China’s military power.
Posted by: whig
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Odd statement for atheists. The mullahs at least promise the virgins.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (XvL8K)

333 271 It still surprises me that eith all their belt and road shit, that China relied so strongly on two little bitch dictatorships to get so much of their oil.

This seems like a lack of foresight and planning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 05:43 PM


They went for the low hanging fruit. IOW they tried to get their oil cheap from countries that had sanctions slapped on them by the west and had to sell for pennies on the dollar.


Now they are paying the price for not having a back up plan and it is going to sting them badly. No more quarters with 10%+ growth for the foreseeable future. And iffn they ain't growing they are dying.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 06:11 PM (0N4FZ)


China was not paying US Dollars for the oil from Venezuela and Iran. I can't recall the exact details of the arrangement with Venezuela, but Xi wasn't getting oil in return for US Dollars. Xi was paying Iran yuan for oil. Yuan aren't of much value outside of China. Meaning Xi had a closed-loop economic deal for Iranian oil.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (5rh/l)

334 Both Germany and Japan were in an oil catch -22.

Going after oil fields slowed down their advances and not going after the oil fields would spell eventual defeat.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (cntUY)

335 >>Are you having strong winds today ?
.......

Yep, had Mexican for dinner last night.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)

336 Caesar, asshole but possibly one of the most gifted (I'd say top 5) people in all of human history.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Like Napoleon, his greatest accomplishment was the deaths of his own soldiers and country.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (Y8DZL)

337 Ayatollah is like Airforce One but for assholes. A placeholder designation given to whoever is currently carrying the current biggest asshole.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (nHXB4)

338 I just spoke with Donald Trump, who informed me he possess information that will lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei at March 09, 2026 06:28 PM (C/GFS)

339 That's as may be. I however, AM, still the Ayotolla of Rock and Rolla.

Posted by: Lord Humongus at March 09, 2026 06:28 PM (NYXiG)

340 for sure none of the others invented our calendar.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:26 PM (8avO+)

Its not just that. How is Latin taught today? Caesar's commentaries on the conquest of Gaul.

Why do we say: he's crossed the Rubicon?

Veni, Vidi, Vici?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

341 261 I heard earlier today the dog issue in England is worse then we knew. The government (clearly being threatened by the muzzies) are looking to ban 64 different breeds of dogs.
You can't hate those assholes enough.

--

There simply aren't enough lampposts in the UK to take care of all the "leadership" that need to be ended.

This is not hyperbole. The citizens of the UK are in dire, dire shape.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2026 06:29 PM (qBdHI)

342
I've been reading Ace for 12 years. I am computer illiterate and have no idea what a browser is, lol.

Never a problem.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:29 PM (3ek7K)

343 A Naval invasion is an entirely different kettle of fish than even swarming a neighbor overland..which China failed to do vs Vietnam in 1979. That's neglecting what the US would have to say about it.
Posted by: Oldcat
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We haven't launched an invasion landing (although used it as a feint in Desert Storm), since Inchon, Korea.

In a modern war, I think it would be suicide for logistics and the vulnerability of waves of ships when the permissiveness of the air and sea environments are not likely to exist.

I thought all along with the Chinese ideal was something like Iran's. Massive missile bombardments to destroy defenses so that the landings would be simply mopping up. Now that certainty it will work is not there anymore.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)

344 But still utter bullshit, yes?

Well, sure. Almost none of the Hadiths are likely historical or reliably accurate. The story of how they came up with this stuff is hilarious. One dude took thousands of these things and went through them and picked out the ones he figured were real and which were not. Like the story of a leader several generations after Muhammad died supposedly took all the different copies of the Quran and burned all of them but the one he deemed true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (PYyV9)

To be fair, the Jews and Christians did a lot of similar examination and culling of sacred to not very sacred at all texts once consolidation sets in after victory is assured. Constantine the Emperor was continually pissed off that different areas of the Empire had trouble saying what Christianity was and had to discuss it over and over.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (8avO+)

345 Dems are shifting from being run by politicians who are corrupt to zealots who expect everyone to be as crazy as they are. Likely not to be a good look.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)


There is a huge smurfing issue with the Dems and the GOP. It appears that some of the Congresscritters are getting sizeable contribution from China laundered through multiple PACs via smurfing.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (rbvCR)

346 Is Mojtaba Khamenei even in Iran?

Or is he going to be, "The real leader, in exile."

Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (Q+gd/)

347 Alexander > Caesar

But I can see the other side of the debate.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (cntUY)

348 JUST IN: B-52 Bombers Deployed to UK as US Operations Expand Inland and Deeper into Iranian Territory, Hegseth Vows “Death and Destruction from the Sky All Day Long”(VIDEO)
- GWP

It's on the internet so must be true.
Daylight Bombing

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (/lPRQ)

349 Gaul? Beatdown the Germans. Made contact with England.

Not quite. And Gaul stayed in the empire and was vastly important until the fall of the West.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

350 347 Alexander > Caesar

But I can see the other side of the debate.


sure, but just try to get a pizza from him.

Posted by: caesar parvus at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (oY6Yp)

351 Odd statement for atheists. The mullahs at least promise the virgins.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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If would be hilarious if Xi sang to his army, Don't Fear the Reaper. With more cowbell.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

352 120. /barrel high, now down to $84/barrel. False god slain by the God of Abraham...again.

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (ehY6c)

353 Nude Bondi

Posted by: Lord Humongus at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (NYXiG)

354 How is Latin taught today? Caesar's commentaries on the conquest of Gaul.

The dialect of the Senatorial / equestrian classes of 50s BC Rome.
I suspect the dialect of Spain was more like Spanish today: archaic buenos against bonus, maybe even Faliscan hilios against filius

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (gKWVE)

355 The military giving out exact numbers of missiles fired and its quick decline certainly makes Iran's overall claims of mass destruction questionable. And if Starmer wants in that's proof that we are winning.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 05:36 PM (8avO+)


More attention needs to be paid to Britain's inability to dispatch so much as a single warship on the spur of the moment, even once it was safe and they wanted to. Apparently, a Parasitic Grifter Clique has nearly entirely consumed the whole store of its host nation's accumulated wealth, and its current income too. Their Treacherous Ruling Class's supine acceptance of being conquered by lightly-armed barbarians makes more sense in that context.

Posted by: SciVo at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (Sy6m/)

356 I thought all along with the Chinese ideal was something like Iran's. Massive missile bombardments to destroy defenses so that the landings would be simply mopping up. Now that certainty it will work is not there anymore.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)

The best for China would be for Taiwan to just become a huge Hong Kong for a few decades until the logic of the situation made them go and suppress it legally as another province of China down the line as it shows up Communism. Lots of breaking of things in any kind of invasion.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:32 PM (8avO+)

357 347 Alexander > Caesar

But I can see the other side of the debate.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (cntUY)

One of history's great what-ifs is what might have been if Julius was not knocked off and had been able to realize his planned campaign against the Parthians.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2026 06:32 PM (yEo1J)

358 One of the knock-on effects of the Maduro operation and the subsequent Iran missions is that the world has now well and truly discovered that China's radar and anti-aircraft systems are hot fuckin' garbage compared to what Daddy US fields and they probably won't have too many eager buyers going forward lol.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:32 PM (5aZAZ)

359 Alexander > Caesar

But I can see the other side of the debate.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (cntUY)

If Caesar had managed to do what he planned for his last campaign (which was getting ready to leave before the ides of March, he planned to wipe out the Partians, meander up through the caucuses and then hit Germany from behind. The fucker was brilliant enough that he might have done it.

Of course, it would be a completely different world now. One of those what ifs that bit is impossible to quantify.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

360 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.

You may close this comment in 5s.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

361 They should have simply brought his leg to the ceremony.

Perhaps the new, new, newest leader should be secret? Mossad would find him anyway.

At least we can be sure of his pronouns in Iran.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 09, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

362 It's on the internet so must be true.
Daylight Bombing
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (/lPRQ)

Sunshine comes in bottles, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:33 PM (8zz6B)

363 To be fair, the Jews and Christians did a lot of similar examination and culling of sacred to not very sacred at all texts once consolidation sets in after victory is assured. Constantine the Emperor was continually pissed off that different areas of the Empire had trouble saying what Christianity was and had to discuss it over and over.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:30 PM (8avO+)
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The key difference is that there is a wealth of contemporary accounts of discussing Jesus. There is no such account during Mohammed's purported lifetime or immediately afterwards.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

364 More attention needs to be paid to Britain's inability to dispatch so much as a single warship on the spur of the moment, even once it was safe and they wanted to. Apparently, a Parasitic Grifter Clique has nearly entirely consumed the whole store of its host nation's accumulated wealth, and its current income too. Their Treacherous Ruling Class's supine acceptance of being conquered by lightly-armed barbarians makes more sense in that context.
Posted by: SciVo at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (Sy6m/)

Well we did tell England to piss off over the weekend. The remnants of their navy didn't show well vs the Houthi a while back. Lots of breakdowns.

This is strictly self inflicted. The Muslims are not even exerting themselves to run the country yet...its all the government.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (8avO+)

365
I had to read the Caesar's damn commentaries for a year in Latin.

Caesar was asshoe!

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL)

366 The key difference is that there is a wealth of contemporary accounts of discussing Jesus. There is no such account during Mohammed's purported lifetime or immediately afterwards.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

I've even seen revisionist clips saying Mecca had little or nothing to do with it but was built up so one faction had control of the center of the religion some 150 years later or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (8avO+)

367 I had to read the Caesar's damn commentaries for a year in Latin.

Caesar was asshoe!
Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL)

No Virgil and his dactyls and spondees was asshoe.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (8avO+)

368 349 Gaul? Beatdown the Germans. Made contact with England.

Not quite. And Gaul stayed in the empire and was vastly important until the fall of the West.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)


The Romans, mostly Caesar, demonstrated that when you kill enough people, those remaining alive will be pacified for a loooong time.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (5rh/l)

369 I consider the pro IRGC rallies a target rich environment

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:40 PM (+nEug)

370 The Romans, mostly Caesar, demonstrated that when you kill enough people, those remaining alive will be pacified for a loooong time.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (5rh/l)

The Romans make a desert, and call it a peace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

371 "He is reportedly unconscious after an assassination attempt."

Hate to write it but we had Biden for four years and "hired" him even with his entire campaign a farce.

Unconscious even as he kept trying to walk. Zombie Pres.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (NFX2v)

372 To be fair, the Jews and Christians did a lot of similar examination and culling of sacred to not very sacred at all texts once consolidation sets in after victory is assured.

Aside from what A.H. Lloyd mentions, these decisions were made by councils, after considerable discussion, debate, study, and comparison. It wasn't one guy going "eh, this one stays, that one does not."

Plus, the purpose of the councils to decide on theological issues was to see if they were Biblical not to create the Bible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (PYyV9)

373 The Romans, mostly Caesar, demonstrated that when you kill enough people, those remaining alive will be pacified for a loooong time.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (5rh/l)

Casualty figures in those days need to be taken with a lot of salt. It would be almost impossible for an army to kill 450000 in a single day if the victims were politely lined up and asking for it. Not to mention the barbarians could not feed or move forces that size. There were certainly plenty of Gauls and border Germans under the empire to populate the West provinces even just a few decades later for the next 500 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (8avO+)

374 Plus, the purpose of the councils to decide on theological issues was to see if they were Biblical not to create the Bible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (PYyV9)

Unsure from this distance without information if what we are told about this leader's selection process is fair and accurate.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (8avO+)

375 I've even seen revisionist clips saying Mecca had little or nothing to do with it but was built up so one faction had control of the center of the religion some 150 years later or something.

Its not revisionist, Mecca was not a trading hub, was not a significant location, and was not important to anyone. It was a tiny place in the desert with a well. It was created into something else it never was by Islamic tradition.

I wish I had learned Latin, I always wanted to but it was never offered anywhere I could get training.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (PYyV9)

376 Unsure from this distance without information if what we are told about this leader's selection process is fair and accurate.

In the case of Christian councils, very careful notes were kept during the meetings, and books were written about the topic for centuries after. They were very carefully studied and documented.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (PYyV9)

377 I wanna know more about this 12er fountain or well or whatever it is and how do we pour pig blood on it

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 09, 2026 06:49 PM (jrgJz)

378 Dogs banned in UK:

https://tinyurl.com/3yaht6rf ( FLEK9 )

Posted by: Easy the Elder at March 09, 2026 06:57 PM (MC7q0)

379 Can a DNA test prove my dog is not a banned breed?

No. Under the Dangerous Dogs Act, a dog is banned based on its physical appearance (“type”, not its DNA or pedigree. Even if a DNA test shows that your dog has no Pit Bull or XL Bully genetics, it can still be seized and banned if it meets the physical measurements of a prohibited type. The UK courts rely on expert assessment of the dog’s body shape, not genetic tests.
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Nice to know the law is totally full of crap. My 10 pound cats might be in danger there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (8avO+)

380 ts not revisionist, Mecca was not a trading hub, was not a significant location, and was not important to anyone. It was a tiny place in the desert with a well. It was created into something else it never was by Islamic tradition.

I wish I had learned Latin, I always wanted to but it was never offered anywhere I could get training.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (PYyV9)

I learned quite a bit using my older brother's Latin textbook and doing the lessons years before I took it myself in junior high.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:07 PM (8avO+)

381 The biggest difference between the.Bible (Old and New Testament) and the Koran is that the Bible is recognized as being inspired by G_d but written by fallible humans. The Koran is the actual, straight from the horses mouth, literal word of Allah, transcribed by Mohammed into the Arabic that Allah dictated it in. Perfect and unchangeable.
That fallibility is how Judaism and.Christianity works around the bloodthirsty portions of the Old Testament, while the infallibility of the Koran absolutely REQUIRES the killing of apostates, women's subservient status, convert or die, etc.
That is why, until there arises a Reformation in Islam that admits the fallibility of the Koran there will.always be a dar al-harb, which is interpreted as "land outside Islamic rule", but literally mean "land of war". Islam unreformed sees it their right and duty to conduct war on any non-Islamic area. We must recognize that and be prepared.
The pressure to control and eventually eliminate dogs in NYC is Mandami conducting war on the infidels and we had better see it for what it is, and push back hard, not treat it as some dmall political policy difference. The word " Islamaphobia" is their best weapon.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 10, 2026 04:35 AM (sR2WI)

Demons: Indiana Judge Grants an Injunction Blocking Enforcement of State Law Against Abortion, Claiming That There Is a Religious Right to Kill Babies

Abortion is a sacrament to the left. That's not just an insult anymore, that's now judge-made law.


In Indiana, a Marion County Superior Court judge issued a permanent injunction March 5 blocking enforcement of Indiana's abortion ban on the outrageous claim that there is a so-called religious right to kill babies in abortions.

The judge blocked the ban for a certified class of people who claim killing a baby in an abortion is an exercise of their religious beliefs.

The ruling is prompting sharp criticism from pro-life advocates, who called the decision a perversion of religious freedom protections.

Judge Christina R. Klineman ruled that the state's 2022 abortion law violates Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act by substantially burdening the religious exercise of the plaintiffs. The class includes members of Hoosier Jews for Choice and others whose beliefs hold that a woman's mental or physical health takes precedence over the right to life of an unborn child. Never mind that abortions have been linked for decades to depression, suicide and adverse mental health problems.

"The state's Religious Freedom Restoration Act bars a law that substantially interferes with class members' religious beliefs that a pregnant person's mental or physical health takes precedence over that of a zygote, embryo, or fetus," Klineman wrote.

The state did not show it had a compelling interest justifying protecting babies from certain death, she claimed.

The judge further stated: "The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment by establishing that its interest in the same prenatal life changes based upon the reason for terminating a pregnancy."

Planned Parenthood, which is for some reason ailing financially after an end to federal funding for abortion -- which is very surprising to me, because Planned Parenthood told me for years that their main business was giving pap smears and screening for ovarian cancer -- has a new grift to generate money: Botox injections.

WSJ:

Planned Parenthood Wants You to Get Your Botox at Its Clinic

Facing a $100 million revenue gap after federal budget cuts, one California affiliate looks beyond reproductive health to attract a new clientele

...


Planned Parenthood Mar Monte, the largest affiliate of the national abortion provider, is overhauling its business model with a slate of new services...

Now, along with access to birth control, abortions and testing for sexually transmitted infections, patients can order an IV hydration after a night of drinking--or smooth crow's feet. They might soon be able to get laser hair removal and cosmetic fillers.

This is from 2024, but it's getting re-posted: Feminist idiot "professor" says that marriage promotes white supremacy.

And also, heteropatriarchal supremacy.

But you already knew that one.


The institution of marriage "fundamentalism" reinforces White supremacy, according to an academic paper released by George Mason University professor Bethany Letiecq.

Letiecq's paper claims Americans have become accustomed to marriage fundamentalism in order to achieve "benefits, rights and protections."

Marriage fundamentalism, like structural racism, is a key structuring element of White heteropatriarchal supremacy," the paper reads.

Letiecq begins the piece by noting "as a White, cisgender woman, I am currently living with my partner and co-raising our children in a committed heterosexual union outside the institution of marriage." She continues, noting the origins of both White supremacy and marriage before explaining how each became favored by religious conservatives.

"Proponents of marriage fundamentalism include conservative, Christian, and right-wing organizations, such as the Heritage Foundation, the American Enterprise Institute (AEI), and the Family Research Council which recently gained tax exempt status as a church," Letiecq wrote.


Marriage fundamentalism, the scholar claims, has roots in Manifest Destiny and colonialism, leading to the "delegitimization of diverse family and kinship structures." Due to the amount of non-traditional living arrangements of LGBT families and "grandparents rearing their grandchildren," the nuclear family is actually the least common living situation in the country, the scholar said.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:13 PM




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1 Something has to be done.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 04:13 PM (YwEeS)

2 Religious right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (D8j9p)

3 Once again, if God approves something, the left opposes it.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (FMtrg)

4 Marriage fundamentalism, the scholar claims, has roots in Manifest Destiny and colonialism, leading to the "delegitimization of diverse family and kinship structures."

Just once, I'd like one of these lunatics to write and/or speak in plain English, instead of the Marxist babble commonly emanating from countries who don't use English as a first language.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

5 PP's adrenochrome harvesting business has clearly hit hard times, given how Hillary looks lately.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (2ocoG)

6 3 and we get generalized widespread mental illness.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (FMtrg)

7 Where do these judges come from? How the hell do they become a "judge"?

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (pvf3X)

8 >>>Abortion is a sacrament to the left. That's not just an insult anymore, that's now judge-made law.

I certainly did not have the left affirming the right's hyperbolic characterization of abortion as the leftists' religious child sacrifice on my 2026 bingo card.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (dK+Kv)

9 abortion is sacred to the fem left because they believe men force women to get pregnant in order to control them.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (CWTWj)

10 Something big happened to the Dow at about 3:15. Anyone know what?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

11 We live in a Kritarchy.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (wa/yD)

12 Is there anything “Whiteness” cannot do?

It seems to have super human powers and capabilities.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (vK/Ja)

13 It is a religious killing: Child sacrifice to the god Self.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (DgMqy)

14 >>>has a new grift to generate money: Botox injections.

Let me guess: they figured out a way to make Botox out of dead babies.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (8mulE)

15 And some still wonder how Germans became Nazi monsters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (wEI7j)

16 >>>>>The judge further stated: "The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment by establishing that its interest in the same prenatal life changes based upon the reason for terminating a pregnancy."


There is logic to this. What is the counterargument?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (CNl8/)

17 Where do these judges come from? How the hell do they become a "judge"?

Your mistake is in assuming they were brought in to be judges. They were not. They were brought in to rubberstamp whatever the Left wants.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

18 Christianity starts to make even more sense when you see what the people who despise it are up to.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (rUi6v)

19 I had a sincere religious objection to the Covid shot.

Funny how that didn't matter at all.

Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (DJPFk)

20 13 It is a religious killing: Child sacrifice to the god Self.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (DgMqy)

Everything about Leftism seems to be about elevating oneself to the position of God, yes.

"G-d can't exist, because I'M G-d!"

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (wa/yD)

21 So the judge ruled that child sacrifice is protected under the first amendment. Interesting take. By interesting I mean evil.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (u73oe)

22 10 Something big happened to the Dow at about 3:15. Anyone know what?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM

Bargain buyers?

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (rbKZ6)

23 Daaayum that bitch be UGLY

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (/g2Ya)

24 Indiana AG Todd Rokita immediately appealed to the Appellate Court or the Indiana Supreme Court (not sure which one) where he will get the "permanent" injunction squashed.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (VkY89)

25 "Claiming That There Is a Religious Right to Kill Babies...."


I guess it depends on your "religion". If you are a stan worshiper this ruling makes sense.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 04:21 PM (0N4FZ)

26 Oil also dropped back closer to $90.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 09, 2026 04:21 PM (rbKZ6)

27 15 And some still wonder how Germans became Nazi monsters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (wEI7j)


This.

I have a front row seat to the nazification of some lefty females. It's highly distressing.

They were pretty normal until they took "Women's Studies" courses in college.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (FMtrg)

28 In Indiana, a Marion County Superior Court judge issued a permanent injunction March 5 blocking enforcement of Indiana's abortion ban on the outrageous claim that there is a so-called religious right to kill babies in abortions.



C'mon judge! You don't have any balls if you don't extend that out to older people.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (oKJ0C)

29 Closer to $84

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (VkY89)

30 Moloch loves those kinds of sacrifices.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (qFwJc)

31 The state has not justified this differential treatment by establishing that its interest in the same prenatal life changes based upon the reason for terminating a pregnancy."


There is logic to this. What is the counterargument?


The state can decide to end someone's life based on criminal acts they've commited, e.g. murder, while it can't simply terminate the life of someone they don't like. The reason for terminating the life matters, and is set by the state.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

32 Maybe some Aztec priest will sacrifice this judge to keep the Sun rising.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (wEI7j)

33
Everything about Leftism seems to be about elevating oneself to the position of God, yes.

"G-d can't exist, because I'M G-d!"
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04

They have quite a few little g gods, but they never fill the gap made by the absence of the real, big G God.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (Wmg4n)

34 DataRepublican (small r) reposted

J Michael Waller @JMichaelWaller

International Women's Day pre-dates the Bolshevik Revolution as a movement created by Marxist and socialist elements of organized labor.

Lenin declared March 8 as International Women's Day, making it a Communist holiday.

A Soviet international front organization, the Women's International Democratic Federation (WIDF), planted the seed in the United Nations to make it a global observation. The Romanian Communist regime of Nicolae Ceaușescu brought it to the UN.

As distinct from "bourgeois feminism," early International Women's Day organizers tied better conditions for women to organizing and mobilizing for class struggle and the overthrow of capitalism.

X: https://bit.ly/4syLAYn

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (P5BPp)

35 Which religion are you practicing when you kill a baby?

They really are a bunch of moloch worshipping demons.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 09, 2026 04:23 PM (Jpq0z)

36 Some people bet big on oil going to $200. Some people are getting foreclosed by the end of the month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)
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Wait, whut?

Posted by: The geniuses at Moldman Sacks at March 09, 2026 04:23 PM (RIvkX)

37 Countdown to someone claiming a religious right to do... "other things" to children?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 04:23 PM (Fs0KI)

38 In Indiana, a Marion County Superior Court judge issued a permanent injunction March 5 blocking enforcement of Indiana's abortion ban on the outrageous claim that there is a so-called religious right to kill babies in abortions.



C'mon judge! You don't have any balls if you don't extend that out to older people.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026


A 225th trimester anortion?

Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:23 PM (DJPFk)

39 I assume this right to kill babies runs much like the Muslims that claimed they had a right under the 1st amendment to kill Jews.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

40 Good scene in the movie Nefarious where the demon points out the similarities between abortion and child sacrifice to Moloch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2026 04:23 PM (u73oe)

41 There’s absolutely no cunt like a stupid cunt.

Marriage as an institution has nothing to do with “white supremacy” or “patriarchy”. Chiefly it protects society, and the family, the basic building block of a functioning society. Females are not left with mouths to feed and no husband, males are not required to support children not their own, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2026 04:24 PM (Pp3EP)

42 I assume that followers of Moloch would be able to argue to the judge that they have a religious right to kill infants.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2026 04:24 PM (n1OCj)

43 33 They have quite a few little g gods, but they never fill the gap made by the absence of the real, big G God.
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (Wmg4n)

Because they want to be the "big G".

They didn't like their earthly father telling them "no", they sure as hell don't want a heavenly father telling them "no".

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04:24 PM (wa/yD)

44 Judge Christina R. Klineman"

So, $5 on "white broad"?

Anyone wanna bet against that? I don't have to goooglys to know...

Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (XuXeR)

45 Indiana passed an abortion ban, and separately passed a “religious freedom” law, and the court ruled that the former violates the latter?

Yes, because Christian Nationalists forget that the laws they make apply to all religions, not just theirs.

It doesn't even make sense! The Bible clearly states the life starts at first breath. And literally give instructions on how to do an abortion! So their "beliefs" don't even line up with their religion.

I don't understand why these culture warriors don't see that. What goes around comes around. When they are in the minority, they sure are going to have a rude awakening.

Finally a court sees that religious freedom is also freedom **from** someone else's religion. It's beautiful.

The government needs to stay out of bedrooms, bathrooms and peoples' britches. What's in my body is mine.

Good. Abortion bans only hurt women rather than helping them. It's fucking wild it took having to utilize the very weapon (religion) to finally help put an end to horseshit laws like this.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (JCZqz)

46 A 225th trimester anortion?
Posted by: Taylor


Yeppers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (oKJ0C)

47 Rumours are that Mojtaba Khamenei was already dead when selected as Supreme Leader which sets up a "President AutoPen" scenario where faceless handlers will run the government

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (RHGPo)

48 >>>>>The judge further stated: "The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment by establishing that its interest in the same prenatal life changes based upon the reason for terminating a pregnancy."


There is logic to this. What is the counterargument?

Posted by: Mark1971


My argument would be very unpopular, even here I suspect.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (OUMaO)

49 Marriage fundamentalism

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So much bullsh*t in one greybox

ALL LIES

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (RIvkX)

50 there is a so-called religious right to kill babies in abortions
That shouldn't matter. The Supreme Court has said (under liberals) that a neutral law - one that does not distinguish between identical religious and non-religious behavior - is NOT a violation of the freedom to worship.

Of course, there's also the peyote decision that kinda said otherwise, IIRC.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (kyr9/)

51 The state can decide to end someone's life based on criminal acts they've commited, e.g. murder, while it can't simply terminate the life of someone they don't like. The reason for terminating the life matters, and is set by the state.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

That is choosing to take a life because of an act the individual committed. The unborn that is aborted after a rape did nothing to set itself apart from any other unborn child. It is as innocent as any other life in the womb, but the law treats it differently.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (CNl8/)

52 It doesn't even make sense! The Bible clearly states the life starts at first breath. And literally give instructions on how to do an abortion! So their "beliefs" don't even line up with their religion.



Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (D8j9p)

53 Marion County is basically Indianapolis (where I live), which is one of only two counties in Indiana that have Democrat representatives.

Posted by: Jetto at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (eFCuc)

54 Oil Plummets As Trump Says Iran War 'Very Far Ahead Of Schedule' & So Could Be Over Soon

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

55 Apparently, Iran is admitting that Khameni's son, the "new" leader of the country, might have "wounded" in an "attack".

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (rj6Yv)

56 Expect and explosion from the MSM when the death toll exceeds the 13 lost in President AutoPen's withdraw from Afghanistan.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (RHGPo)

57 Something big happened to the Dow at about 3:15. Anyone know what?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)
====

President said war is "basically over" and that he is in charge of the Strait of Hormuz

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (RIvkX)

58
There is logic to this. What is the counterargument?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2026

I would like to know which religion MANDATES an abortion. This cites an organization that is akin to Catholics For Choice. This does not make it religious doctrine.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (OoFl2)

59 "The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment

OK, then. Also ban abortion for babies that are the result of unwanted intercourse. Even steven, now, right?

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (kyr9/)

60 Over/under on this being overturned? By Friday is my guess.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (4NO2D)

61 Judgement at Nuremberg was about the judges who rubber-stamped the Nazi pogroms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (wEI7j)

62 >>Apparently, Iran is admitting that Khameni's son, the "new" leader of the country, might have "wounded" in an "attack".


Word on the Street is that 2 of his 3 Legs don't work.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (l9aEn)

63 Apparently, Iran is admitting that Khameni's son, the "new" leader of the country, might have "wounded" in an "attack"."

That or had some bad falafel. Either way, it's bad.

Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (XuXeR)

64 >>The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment

Wow, man.

Just...

wow.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (l9aEn)

65 A Cycle-Low For Public Rectitude: Anything Goes To Maintain Democrats' Matrix Of Moneygrubbing

...passing the SAVE Act is as consequential as ridding the Middle East of its chief chaos agent

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:29 PM (RHGPo)

66 Religion and killing babies is nothing new. But do I have to pay for it? Fuck you. Defund all of these butcher shops.

And maybe consider birth control before you get fucking pregnant.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 04:29 PM (M9gjJ)

67 Judge Christina R. Klineman ruled...

found it

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:29 PM (Dm6r5)

68 There is logic to this. What is the counterargument?

Posted by: Mark1971

My argument would be very unpopular, even here I suspect.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (OUMaO)


Oh, I'd be willing to hear it.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2026 04:30 PM (GfEyD)

69 Iirc, Planned Parenthood is the largest provider for transgender drugs.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2026 04:30 PM (Hkcdp)

70 >>The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment

Wow, man.

Just...

wow.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (l9aEn)

That's equal protection in favor of the dead infant. There is no standing. Retarded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 04:30 PM (dK+Kv)

71 Moloch has a really strong union these days.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:30 PM (Dm6r5)

72 "Letiecq's paper claims Americans have become accustomed to marriage fundamentalism in order to achieve "benefits, rights and protections."

Marriage fundamentalism, like structural racism, is a key structuring element of White heteropatriarchal supremacy," the paper reads."
=====

Filed under "Commies Gotta Commie".

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 04:31 PM (rj6Yv)

73 Some people bet big on oil going to $200. Some people are getting foreclosed by the end of the month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Totally ignoring that the US is a net exporter, Venezuela oil is now in play for us, among other things.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:31 PM (oKJ0C)

74 I am so tired of these fucking devil worshipers in charge of things, like courts and in classrooms.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 04:31 PM (gObbq)

75 Some people bet big on oil going to $200. Some people are getting foreclosed by the end of the month."

Who's up for a box of beanie babies?

Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)

76 The state can decide to end someone's life based on criminal acts they've commited, e.g. murder, while it can't simply terminate the life of someone they don't like. The reason for terminating the life matters, and is set by the state.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

That is choosing to take a life because of an act the individual committed. The unborn that is aborted after a rape did nothing to set itself apart from any other unborn child. It is as innocent as any other life in the womb, but the law treats it differently.


But then people can argue (and do) that the state shouldn't kill anyone for any reason. Ultimately, SCOTUS says that the people, through the intercession of the state, decides if a death penalty is warranted. I might not like it, but that's the law. This judge is substituting her judgement that she decides, not the people.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:32 PM (Riz8t)

77 My argument would be very unpopular, even here I suspect.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (OUMaO)

Maybe not, because I struggle with abortion for rape victims. The baby is innocent. But I also realize, despite the gnashing of teeth when this is said, but it’s rare for a baby to be conceived from rape, unless that rape is repetitive, like in incest cases.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 04:32 PM (OoFl2)

78 Hoosier Jews and anonymous plaintiffs?

Since when can you hide the plaintiffs? Sounds unusual.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 04:32 PM (tykRQ)

79 Electric fences and turret machineguns make good neighbors.

Rulings like this make it no longer even necessary to wonder if real Evil exists.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (Dm6r5)

80
Something big happened to the Dow at about 3:15. Anyone know what?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM

Bargain buyers?
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (rbKZ6)

Strait of Hormuz activity?

Posted by: YIKES! at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (OgWfa)

81 Trump ought to be able to run for a third term. He being barred violates my sacred democratic right to vote for whomever I wish. It's voter suppression! Jim Crow 3.0!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (gObbq)

82 So the aztecs can start sacrificing people again?? Native Indians can start scalping people and Indian's can burn the wives that are still alive with their Husbands?? where does it end

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (FCrpy)

83 I'd hit it. With a fishbat.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (abIsI)

84 The judge further stated: "The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment by establishing that its interest in the same prenatal life changes based upon the reason for terminating a pregnancy."

Doesn't this argument make a better case for striking down the "rape" exception?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (4NO2D)

85 Can’t wait for it to be affirmed in court that women have a right to selectively abort female babies.
Think it may have already happened…?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (Hkcdp)

86 Satan laughing spreads His wings, Oh Lord Yeah

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 04:34 PM (YwEeS)

87 square peg, meet round hole

Posted by: Judge Christina R. Klineman at March 09, 2026 04:34 PM (I9O2A)

88 That is choosing to take a life because of an act the individual committed. The unborn that is aborted after a rape did nothing to set itself apart from any other unborn child. It is as innocent as any other life in the womb, but the law treats it differently.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (CNl8/)

It sounds extreme I guess but it resonates. It would be torture if I were raped. I can't imagine living with becoming pregnant from it. But I also don't think the rape should have two victims. To me it seems to be trauma on top of trauma.

Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:34 PM (DJPFk)

89 So the aztecs can start sacrificing people again??"

Cool! Now are there any specific methods, or just do whatever feels good?

Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

90
Planned Parenthood told me for years that their main business was giving pap smears and screening for ovarian cancer -- has a new grift to generate money: Botox injections.


Botox probably qualifies as birth control, because the results on THOT's face render her unfuckable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (2Bx2b)

91 Thanks for the nood, yall.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

92 66 Religion and killing babies is nothing new. But do I have to pay for it? Fuck you. Defund all of these butcher shops.

And maybe consider birth control before you get fucking pregnant.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 04:29 PM (M9gjJ)
- - - - - - - - - - - -
As it is now a religious thing, no money or support can go to them due to the Separation of Church and State.

Judge said so. Penumbras and excretions and all that.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (4h45B)

93 This ruling hurts my heart. AWFLs love to murder. It is the ultimate flex of their unearned power.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (Dm6r5)

94 living with my partner and co-raising our children in a committed heterosexual union outside the institution of marriage

So... you're admitting you're a bad parent? And a bad decision-maker.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (kyr9/)

95 In the end, it’s between you and God. But you will find that a lot is of young women who have abortions for convenience are often haunted by that decision later on. That’s because evil people have convinced them it’s not a life.

There is also the very real issue that for years every potential legitimate exception has been used as a deception to further the list for baby murder.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (tykRQ)

96 I'd hit it. With a fishbat."

F-150 bumper...

Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

97 Some people bet big on oil going to $200. Some people are getting foreclosed by the end of the month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Speaking of...

@unseen1_unseen 19m
Dow, s&p500, and nasdaq all finished in the green. Oil and 10 year treasury in red.
Investing in fear is a good way to lose your life savings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 04:36 PM (diia5)

98 63 Apparently, Iran is admitting that Khameni's son, the "new" leader of the country, might have "wounded" in an "attack"."

That or had some bad falafel. Either way, it's bad.


awful falafel would be a good name for a world of warcraft guild.

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 04:36 PM (oY6Yp)

99 So this judge is telling me that Indiana's abortion ban did not include the usual exception of "unless carrying the fetus to term endangers the mother"

I highly doubt that is true. But I'm not going to dig up the law and try to decipher the legalese. Its bullshit anyway because evin it if were true any woman who was in that situation could simply go to Illinois for her abortion. Probably other adjacent states as well but I'm sure the D machine in Chi-town and Illinois overall would never allow any abortion limit law to pass.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 09, 2026 04:36 PM (FmWwo)

100 96 I'd hit it. With a fishbat."

F-150 bumper...


thumper > bumper

Posted by: paul muad-dib at March 09, 2026 04:37 PM (oY6Yp)

101 Speaking of evil did you see this one?

https://youtu.be/lYh9AS13Dks?si=x8eWAQ1A0XHNxY9P

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 04:37 PM (YwEeS)

102 It's a Trap. Comment at own risk.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 09, 2026 04:37 PM (cS1cw)

103 The class includes members of Hoosier Jews for Choice ...

The judge further stated: "The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion ... but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. "


That's a bold claim by the judge, that liberal Judaism required women to kill their children.

Blood libel accusations against the judge when?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 04:37 PM (a+4eV)

104 Yeah, the nuclear family is the worst thing ever devised by humanity, akin to Judeo-Christian values.

Posted by: Sid at March 09, 2026 04:37 PM (am7Cw)

105 Trump announced the Iran war is "almost over" and he is considering "securing the Straits of Hormuz" somehow. The oil market like the news and while it hit $119 over night, it closed today at $85, meaning traders long oil were desperate to sell their positions and save their houses.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 04:37 PM (+D2aa)

106 If women can't control their own bodies then they shouldn't be allowed to vote. BOOM!

*ducks and runs*

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (M9gjJ)

107 Piper

They are weaponizing your faith against you.

So it's rare? Okay case by case basis and not this blanket one size fits most murders decision.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (wEI7j)

108 What is interesting to me is that there is now a movement in leftist judges to just invent crap and rule how they want. They give a sort of vague gesture at precedent or law, but in essence invent it. "President Trump cannot do this because I don't want him do and it feels bad, and uh, Plessy vs Ferguson or something. So ruled!" *gavel*

They used to be better at this, they used to be clever and effective in arguments. While Roe v Wade was awful but at least was cleverly argued to seem more valid. They aren't even trying that any more. I question they are even able to do that any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (PYyV9)

109 We live in a Kritarchy.
Posted by: XTC

I hate being ruled by those damn Krits!

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

110 Oil futures are already down and unless o am looking at the wrong thing some traffic has moved through the gulf.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (tykRQ)

111 There is logic to this. What is the counterargument?

Posted by: Mark1971

My argument would be very unpopular, even here I suspect.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (OUMaO)


Oh, I'd be willing to hear it.

Posted by: Dr. T


To be blunt: The "rape exception" is morally incoherent, especially from a Christian standpoint. If life begins at conception...and we are not to punish for the sins of the father (or mother, but mostly father in these cases)...well, what does that say about aborting rape babies? Yes, I know the other factors, but I can't get over the core, killing the unborn for the sins of the father.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (OUMaO)

112 So my religion can say it's my right to murder someone and it preempts all laws. Ok then.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (vFG9F)

113 Can't coexist peacefully with baby murderers. It's like having a nice chat at a BBQ with Ted Bundy.

"Dear, make sure you don't mention all those murders again today when we are in the backyard. It makes everyone feel awkward."

What a joke this world is.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (Dm6r5)

114 That sounds a lot like Islam.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (vFG9F)

115 Oh yeah, happy 6784th birthday to the Great Old One vic.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (4NO2D)

116 Adam Corolla perfectly sums up the problem with our society: women.

Adam Carolla on Gynofascism – Why Nobody's Talking About It

YouTube: https://bit.ly/40U799T

He explains that women are process people and like to talk and talk and talk about something but never do anything. They're satiated by just talking about something, but not getting things done. Men are doers.

He also talked about the tyranny of women during the Plandemic. All the women in charge in L.A. and CDC Director Walensky pushing lockdowns. Also said that "men" like Newsom and Canada's Trudeau are pussies and think like women as well and that's why they are the way they are.

One of the comments nails it as well: "Women judges are infamous for letting terrible people out of prisons so they can steal, r*pe, maim, and kill again."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (P5BPp)

117 85 Can’t wait for it to be affirmed in court that women have a right to selectively abort female babies.
Think it may have already happened…?


trick question, because the awfls want to abort toxic male babies

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (oY6Yp)

118 I hate being ruled by those damn Krits!

The Kritish?

Oh, Krittania, Krittania rules the waves...

Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

119 Yeah, the nuclear family is the worst thing ever devised by humanity, akin to Judeo-Christian values.

This is the kind of thing that leads me to believe that Sid is just a sock. I mean, the left honestly does believe that, but they never say it that clearly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (PYyV9)

120 Idiots, bullshit, no assembly required.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 09, 2026 04:40 PM (DsA2n)

121 It means somebody bought high and sold low.

Wall Street Geniuses ftw!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 04:40 PM (RIvkX)

122 Cool! Now are there any specific methods, or just do whatever feels good?
Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

We need to sacrifice AOC for the environment

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 09, 2026 04:40 PM (FCrpy)

123 >> Can't coexist peacefully with baby murderers. It's like having a nice chat at a BBQ with Ted Bundy.

"Dear, make sure you don't mention all those murders again today when we are in the backyard. It makes everyone feel awkward."

And you might get stabbed in the chest with a bbq fork.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 04:40 PM (tykRQ)

124 Allow me to repost my take on the "shelter cat coyote" meme:

(My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.)

My version:
My neighbor told me she was pregnant again so I asked how many kids she had and she said none she just goes to Planned Parenthood and has an abortion so I said it just sounds like she is feeding innocent babies to Moloch. No one was there to cry.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 04:40 PM (hI4qF)

125 Oil also dropped back closer to $90.
Posted by: Moonbeam

And?

Posted by: California Gas Prices at March 09, 2026 04:40 PM (ZYPl6)

126 I don't understand the problem.

Posted by: Baal at March 09, 2026 04:40 PM (LD2a5)

127 Indiana, between the Republicans refusal to gerrymander and giving the world Pence , and now this , is acting weird for a "conservative" state

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 04:41 PM (qBBPl)

128 Oh yeah, happy 6784th birthday to the Great Old One vic.

He's catching up to Helen Thomas?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 04:41 PM (2ocoG)

129 Lloyd's of London should have also received an...unpleasant, call today from DC.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

130 Krikkitocracy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 04:41 PM (wEI7j)

131 The 19th amendment was such a huge mistake

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 09, 2026 04:41 PM (FCrpy)

132
Aside from the moral issues, virtually every form of abortion is a dangerous health hazard to the woman. A hazard that's easily avoided by using a $1 condom.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 04:42 PM (2Bx2b)

133 Works for us.

Posted by: Aztec and Mayans at March 09, 2026 04:42 PM (DsA2n)

134 This judge must've been talking to James Talarico in Texas about Christianity...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 04:42 PM (xT8gx)

135 Not a trick question, as there are cultures where it is common to abort female babies. Pretty this has already come to pass in the UK, where women’s groups were OK with this because it is immigrants doing this, and they get a pass.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2026 04:43 PM (Hkcdp)

136 One of the comments nails it as well: "Women judges are infamous for letting terrible people out of prisons so they can steal, r*pe, maim, and kill again.

Its empathy destroying culture. Women are good at empathy, it helps restrain our more destructive and awful instincts as men. But we men are not doing our duty of restraining women's excesses in empathy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:43 PM (PYyV9)

137 So, what religion is it that requires child sacrifice? We can ban it along with Islam.

As far as the convoluted "white supremacy" article, it would seem that the building blocks for a stable society are now "white supremacy"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:43 PM (RkOfE)

138 The institution of marriage "fundamentalism" reinforces White supremacy, according to an academic paper released by George Mason University professor Bethany Letiecq.
Letiecq's paper claims Americans have become accustomed to marriage fundamentalism in order to achieve "benefits, rights and protections."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:13 PM


Amusingly, the first interaction I had with my wife was making fun of her because she was studying sociology at George Mason.

While SHE wasn't (and still isn't) crazy, my assessment of that department holds very well.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 09, 2026 04:43 PM (zjgNU)

139 And now, point and laugh.

Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurleyA recent NBC poll found ICE more popular than the Democratic Party. https://is.gd/8UBdGX It barely edged out Iran in popularity. As Democrats push airports toward a shutdown during peak Spring break travel, they could soon lose not just to Iran but Ebola in future polls...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 09, 2026 04:43 PM (ndZc7)

140 To be blunt: The "rape exception" is morally incoherent, especially from a Christian standpoint. If life begins at conception...and we are not to punish for the sins of the father (or mother, but mostly father in these cases)...well, what does that say about aborting rape babies? Yes, I know the other factors, but I can't get over the core, killing the unborn for the sins of the father.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (OUMaO)


No, that's pretty much where I stand. It's unpleasant, and I don't like it, but I can't punish a child for the manner in which it was conceived.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2026 04:44 PM (GfEyD)

141 The law is a ass.

Posted by: Mr. Bumble at March 09, 2026 04:44 PM (GPa4z)

142 44 Judge Christina R. Klineman"

So, $5 on "white broad"?


pretty sure she could get $20 downtown

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 04:44 PM (oY6Yp)

143 Abortion mandated- MANDATED - by religious beliefs. And I thought I'd heard it all.

It seems we can always sink lower. God help us all.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2026 04:44 PM (79pEw)

144 The Krittite Empire fought the Egyptians to a standstill at Kadesh.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

145 Be safe, Monors. Gotta go get my phone fixed. The Samsung z-Fold2 5G is the best phone I have ever had but the screen protectors wear out so fast. In 3 months they are in the same state as Nina Hartley's hymen.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:44 PM (Dm6r5)

146 The 19th amendment was such a huge mistake

One of the more interesting things I learned recently is that historically women were generally opposed to the vote. They considered it bad because it opened them up to responsibilities and duties that on men had at that point (like the draft). They considered it bad for women to have to learn awful stuff about the world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (PYyV9)

147 Judge Christina R. Klineman"

So, $5 on "white broad"?

pretty sure she could get $20 downtown
Posted by: anachronda


It'd taker her four trips.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (oKJ0C)

148 Just once, I'd like one of these lunatics to write and/or speak in plain English, instead of the Marxist babble commonly emanating from countries who don't use English as a first language.
----
They must think that it makes them sound intelligent while in reality it makes them sound devoid of logic without the ability to put thoughts together.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (RkOfE)

149 It's just the price we pay for civilization.

Family sues Los Angeles for $40M after homeless man kills loved one at EV station outside library, another homeless man steals responding ambulance

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (ndZc7)

150 1WP, wasn't sure my truck was going to make it home the first 10 minutes, some grinding and smelled burning but nothing out of ordinary lights or temperature. Then was fine

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

151 Last bbq, we said no political discussions. Just enjoy.

So what do they do? They start arguing over which bbq sauce is best?

It’s part of the human condition to argue.

By the way, abortion is the work of the evil one. You are snuffing out a life that God created.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (nmw7B)

152 >>Trump announced the Iran war is "almost over" and he is considering "securing the Straits of Hormuz" somehow.

Securing all of them, or just the one?

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (Y1sOo)

153 To be blunt: The "rape exception" is morally incoherent, especially from a Christian standpoint. If life begins at conception...and we are not to punish for the sins of the father (or mother, but mostly father in these cases)...well, what does that say about aborting rape babies? Yes, I know the other factors, but I can't get over the core, killing the unborn for the sins of the father.
Posted by: Brother Tim


Well put.

The "rape exception" isn't moral, it's just... real-politik.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (a+4eV)

154 The 19th amendment was such a huge mistake
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 09, 2026 04:41 PM



It was a major change in the view of how the populous voted. Before the suffrage movement, citizens voted by household, via the male head. Women were thought to be voting through their husband or their father if unmarried. The suffrage movement argued that voting was an individual act. Our society was changing and it became a convincing argument but it was still a very major change.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:46 PM (4NO2D)

155 The ONLY way is immediately impeach the baby killing judges.
Abort them.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2026 04:46 PM (rA0VU)

156 It'd taker her four trips."

*golf clap*

Posted by: man at March 09, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)

157 130 Krikkitocracy?

it's got to go.

Posted by: the people of krikkit at March 09, 2026 04:46 PM (oY6Yp)

158 >>>>The judge further stated: "The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs. The state has not justified this differential treatment by establishing that its interest in the same prenatal life changes based upon the reason for terminating a pregnancy."


There is logic to this. What is the counterargument?
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I'm glad you asked. Abortion is not acceptable even if the pregnancy came about through rape.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (RkOfE)

159 It doesn't even make sense! The Bible clearly states the life starts at first breath. And literally give instructions on how to do an abortion! So their "beliefs" don't even line up with their religion.

==

Hmm, you don't say.

*thumbs throw Bible looking for abortion instructions*

Nope, not there.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (qBdHI)

160 134 This judge must've been talking to James Talarico in Texas about Christianity...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 04:42 PM (xT8gx)

I swear that dude gives me serial killer vibes. He's so creepy I can't understand how everyone doesn't see it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (Jpq0z)

161 When we were in Las Vegas, we went and saw Bodies: The Exhibition. One of the rooms (they "warned" people before they entered it, with the option to bypass it) had fetuses in various stages of development, up to the age of 22 weeks.

That should be REQUIRED viewing for ALL students, starting in Junior High. There is no way that anyone can look at an 8- or 12-week-old's bone structure in steroids and say with a straight face that it is just a "clump of cells".

Then again, some people just seem to want to worship death.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (SRRAx)

162 One of the more interesting things I learned recently is that historically women were generally opposed to the vote. They considered it bad because it opened them up to responsibilities and duties that on men had at that point (like the draft). They considered it bad for women to have to learn awful stuff about the world.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:45 PM (PYyV9)


Exactly. Plus, in many cases they felt the degree of informal power they currently possessed was more important than suffrage, or at least the wealthier of them did. They may have been right.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (GfEyD)

163 It's just the price we pay for civilization.

Family sues Los Angeles for $40M after homeless man kills loved one at EV station outside library, another homeless man steals responding ambulance
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I'd rather go back to uncivilized frontier and vigilance committees.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (oKJ0C)

164 This would be a good use for artificial wombs, for a woman who couldn't bear to keep a child conceived in such a way, BTW.

The kid gets to live, the woman doesn't have to keep it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (a+4eV)

165 Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

Posted by: A. Crowley (D-NY) at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (BvTxf)

166 Well, looking on the bright side, "Oft evil will shall evil mar." God can even turn this to good, as them being so open about the existence of supernatural evil will tend to make people wonder about the existence of supernatural good. If flesh-wrapped demons have a religious interest in killing babies, then maybe God really did create us and send His Son as the only perfect scapegoat for our sin.

Posted by: SciVo at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (Sy6m/)

167 Every abortion clinic should be located in the center of a mine field.

Everybody involved should have some skin in the game.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (Dm6r5)

168 Marriage fundamentalism, like structural racism, is a key structuring element of White heteropatriarchal supremacy," the paper reads.

This chick is going to find out really quickly how her structure is not empowering her in the least should she break up with her partner.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (OoFl2)

169 The Bible clearly states the life starts at first breath

No, it does not. It doesn't even suggest this. This is one of the dumbest arguments the let try to push on us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (PYyV9)

170
They used to be better at this, they used to be clever and effective in arguments. While Roe v Wade was awful but at least was cleverly argued to seem more valid. They aren't even trying that any more. I question they are even able to do that any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (PYyV9)



If by "cleverly argued" you mean, "yanked out of Justice William O Douglas' swollen squeekhole"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (2Bx2b)

171 Yes, I know the other factors, but I can't get over the core, killing the unborn for the sins of the father.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 09, 2026 04:38 PM (OUMaO)
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I agree with you 100%.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (79pEw)

172 The ONLY way is immediately impeach the baby killing judges.
Abort them.
Posted by: torabora


MAID them, hosers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (oKJ0C)

173 Earlier today, I passed a young man standing in front of the campus library.

He was holding a whiteboard that said, "Abortion is murder?"

Underneath were three columns with tick marks.

The good news is that the "Yes" column FAR exceeded the "don't know" or "no" columns by a large margin.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)

174 This is refreshing honesty about what Jews like to see done to babies, especially non-Jewish ones.

But, abortion in general, along with other degeneracy like pornography, homosexuality, transgenderism...

Well, we can't get into the percentages of Jewish involvement in these things, can we? Nor the sort of books the mean Nazis were burning. It would upset too many Jewish member-fellating souls around these parts.

Posted by: Israel Is Always Right at March 09, 2026 04:49 PM (WkrbI)

175 Carthage would sacrifice babies to Baal, Hannibal was supposed to be killed but his Father saved him or so it goes and Historians thought it was Roman propaganda about Carthage sacrificing babies until they found evidence.

I had a History Teacher in College that compared abortion to Human Sacrifice

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 09, 2026 04:49 PM (FCrpy)

176 I certainly did not have the left affirming the right's hyperbolic characterization of abortion as the leftists' religious child sacrifice on my 2026 bingo card.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (dK+Kv)

For the record, I did. As anyone who pays actual attention to my ravings, God help them, might attest.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:49 PM (vE0+H)

177 ps 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones

Posted by: Mr. Bumble at March 09, 2026 04:49 PM (GPa4z)

178 It seems we can always sink lower. God help us all.

--

G*d help us all, as in humanity as a whole. But I'd also sure like to see Him start smiting all of these demon-infested humans.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM (qBdHI)

179 the great unmasking continues!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM (MIIRH)

180 “ For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful,
I know that full well.
My frame was not hidden from you
when I was made in the secret place,
when I was woven together in the depths of the earth.
Your eyes saw my unformed body;
all the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be.”

Psalm 139:13-16

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM (nmw7B)

181 I swear that dude gives me serial killer vibes

He probably is sociopathic, most leftist leaders are. But he gives me child molester vibes. Like he's the youth pastor the kids don't like because they can just tell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM (PYyV9)

182 Snake handlers > Talaricians

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM (ndZc7)

183 Letiecq's paper claims Americans have become accustomed to marriage fundamentalism in order to achieve "benefits, rights and protections."

Oh no we can't have Americans trying to achieve benefits rights and protections.

/sarc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM (a+4eV)

184 168 and no, the irony of me saying this is not lost on me. My reasons for not being married are trauma related, and really dumb, I admit it. It has nothing to do with the patriarchy, of which I benefit greatly.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM (OoFl2)

185 Posted by: Israel Is Always Right at March 09, 2026 04:49 PM

I'm sure this sounds better in the original German in your head but it's not translating well.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:51 PM (4NO2D)

186 Crack a fertilized egg and if you get lucky and early enough you can get a little beating that just keeps on going.
Would be good lab project for middle school biology.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

187 Posted by: Israel Is Always Right at March 09, 2026 04:49 PM (WkrbI)

The burning of any books is of course pussy bullshit

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:51 PM (vE0+H)

188 One of the comments nails it as well: "Women judges are infamous for letting terrible people out of prisons so they can steal, r*pe, maim, and kill again."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (P5BPp)

I'm prone/partial to this view myself. But we've more or less been through this once before in the 70s, when women were not prominent in the judiciary. 80s tough on crime policies; Giuliani's broken windows policing in the mid- to late-90s, for example, were reactions to the same kind of leniency and indulgence shown to criminals.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2026 04:51 PM (yEo1J)

189 Of all the threads, we have a Stormfront outbreak LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)

190 I guess the Rabbi who informed that group doesn’t believe in the teachings of the Torah.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 04:51 PM (nmw7B)

191 The Bible clearly states the life starts at first breath


I'm going with:

Jeremiah 1:5
Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:52 PM (oKJ0C)

192 lanned Parenthood Wants You to Get Your Botox at Its Clinic


Botox! Now with extra fetal tissue for that true baby-face look!

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 04:52 PM (lCppi)

193 Trump live

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 04:52 PM (ehY6c)

194 It seems we can always sink lower. God help us all.

What keeps us from being even more evil is God's general benevolent love. He restrains our evil, until, finally, He does not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:52 PM (PYyV9)

195 161 When we were in Las Vegas, we went and saw Bodies: The Exhibition. One of the rooms (they "warned" people before they entered it, with the option to bypass it) had fetuses in various stages of development, up to the age of 22 weeks.

That should be REQUIRED viewing for ALL students, starting in Junior High. There is no way that anyone can look at an 8- or 12-week-old's bone structure in steroids and say with a straight face that it is just a "clump of cells".

Then again, some people just seem to want to worship death.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 09, 2026 04:47 PM (SRRAx)

I took my kids to that as well - eye opening for them. Yes, I have 4 pro-life kids...even the liberal one - abortion is too far when you actually see it.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL)

196 There is a coffee company called Seven Weeks Coffee, which donates to crisis pregnancy centers. They recently had an ad with two panels: on the left, an ancient woman giving her child to Molech saying, "Sacrificing you will bring us better harvests." The panel on the right shows a pregnant woman entering planned parenthood, saying "Aborting you will give me a better future." Their tagline: Are we the pagans? Buy the coffee, donate to crisis pregnancy centers, pester your congress critters, pray.

Posted by: moki at March 09, 2026 04:52 PM (wLjpr)

197 Not sure if Alistair Crowely would be laughing at what has passed or puking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 04:53 PM (wEI7j)

198
He probably is sociopathic, most leftist leaders are. But he gives me child molester vibes. Like he's the youth pastor the kids don't like because they can just tell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM

He sets off my danger meter and I think his hard drive needs to be checked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 09, 2026 04:53 PM (Jpq0z)

199 Snake handlers > Talaricians
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Bumper sticker material right there.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:53 PM (oKJ0C)

200 The kid gets to live, the woman doesn't have to keep it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Letting the kid live would make a mockery of our religion.

Posted by: Stan, Esq. at March 09, 2026 04:53 PM (n9XW8)

201 W/O further reading I'd like to think the Judge's hot-take is that it is a matter of right-wing-nut religious faith alone that 'life begins at conception'. To enforce that belief on non-believers is a violation of religious freedom.

Now, come-on, it is a Judge, not a biologist.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 04:54 PM (/lPRQ)

202 He probably is sociopathic, most leftist leaders are. But he gives me child molester vibes. Like he's the youth pastor the kids don't like because they can just tell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:50 PM

He sets off my danger meter and I think his hard drive needs to be checked.
Posted by: CaliGirl


His hard drive needs factory resetting.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:54 PM (oKJ0C)

203 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations. Jeremiah 1:5

Yeah... the Bible doesn't endorse abortion. Over and over again, it talks about God knowing us while we're in our mother's womb. The above is just one example... These people like to make things up apparently...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 04:54 PM (xT8gx)

204 172 The ONLY way is immediately impeach the baby killing judges.
Abort them.
Posted by: torabora


MAID them, hosers.


megamaid > maid

Posted by: president skroob at March 09, 2026 04:54 PM (oY6Yp)

205 Your right to an abortion is tied to your consent to the sex act. That would be my argument.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2026 04:55 PM (Vh9CX)

206 191, 203 - Rickb beat me to it! Good call, Rick!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 04:55 PM (xT8gx)

207 First breath if you're the first human, yes.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:55 PM (vE0+H)

208 Yeah... the Bible doesn't endorse abortion. Over and over again, it talks about God knowing us while we're in our mother's womb. The above is just one example... These people like to make things up apparently...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 04:54 PM


Their best argument on this front is that if you beat a women such that she miscarries, there is a lesser penalty than if you beat her to death.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:56 PM (4NO2D)

209 For some on the Right the abortion topic is something that is better not to be talked about. Big tent, you know.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 04:57 PM (pDt9x)

210 has a new grift to generate money: Botox injections.

Let me guess: they figured out a way to make Botox out of dead babies.

Posted by: No Name Today

//

My thought exactly.

Posted by: Random PJ at March 09, 2026 04:58 PM (+jscL)

211 186 Crack a fertilized egg and if you get lucky and early enough you can get a little beating HEART that just keeps on going.

Fixed it for myself.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 04:58 PM (/lPRQ)

212 I wonder what her ruling would be if my "religion" is to sacrifice puppies and kitties by ripping them to pieces with forceps.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 04:59 PM (lCppi)

213 At my minimum, I want my state to outlaw all elective abortions. That is my policy preference. If New York or Illinois disagrees, I will be only slightly more disturbed than if France does.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:59 PM (4NO2D)

214 "Indiana Judge Grants an Injunction Blocking Enforcement of State Law Against Abortion"

Paging Mike Pence. Mike Pence please pick up a red courtesy phone......

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 09, 2026 05:00 PM (IifOV)

215 Look a human is not a human until they vote Democrat, amirite?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:00 PM (pDt9x)

216 Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurleyA recent NBC poll found ICE more popular than the Democratic Party. https://is.gd/8UBdGX It barely edged out Iran in popularity. As Democrats push airports toward a shutdown during peak Spring break travel, they could soon lose not just to Iran but Ebola in future polls...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 09, 2026 04:43 PM (ndZc7)
===========================
Democrats claim to be more popular than the mullahs!

I demand a recount.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 05:00 PM (GfAGL)

217 These are the same kind of people that want to force Catholic hospitals to perform abortions and Christians to bake cakes for satanists and gays.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:01 PM (ynpvh)

218 209 For some on the Right the abortion topic is something that is better not to be talked about. Big tent, you know.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 04:57 PM (pDt9x)

It truly is an issue that is unsolvable b/c if 50% of the nation doesn't believe in an afterlife (like actually believe vs mouthing it), there is no convincing them. Pregnancy is an enormous sacrifice on its own. HUGE! Men underestimate it, but women don't. Then, raising the child is an even bigger one. People who are all about this world would never consent to having to make that type of sacrifice at all times. They want the continued ability of YOLO.

That said, it should be illegal. B/c we don't only live once...and we live a helluva lot longer in the later time.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2026 05:01 PM (tOcjL)

219 CaliGirl, I am right there with you. There is real evil that resides in Talarico.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 05:01 PM (+nEug)

220 210 has a new grift to generate money: Botox injections.

Let me guess: they figured out a way to make Botox out of dead babies.

Posted by: No Name Today

//

My thought exactly.
Posted by: Random PJ at March 09, 2026 04:58 PM (+jscL)

Old and Busted: Soylent Green
New Hotness: Botox Green

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:02 PM (mP0Kj)

221
Herpa derpa fiddle dee-dee
Take all your gold and send it to me

The power of Mammon compels you!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Sorceror at March 09, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)

222 Leviticus 18:21 “ ‘Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molek, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the LORD."

Jeremiah 32:35. "They built high places for Baal in the Valley of Ben Hinnom to sacrifice their sons and daughters to Molek, though I never commanded—nor did it enter my mind—that they should do such a detestable thing and so make Judah sin."

2 Kings 23:10. "He desecrated Topheth, which was in the Valley of Ben Hinnom, so no one could use it to sacrifice their son or daughter in the fire to Molek."

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 05:03 PM (lCppi)

223 Can we sic JJ, CBD, San Franpsycho et al on "Jews For Choice"? Oh, and put it on PPV.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 09, 2026 05:03 PM (Wt5PA)

224 Mixed message?

Fortune cookie - be prepared to let go of material possessions.

Other side gives lucky numbers to win big.

Which is it oh fortune cookie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:03 PM (wEI7j)

225 Another Jew judge doing their Jew thing.

Posted by: Le Haim at March 09, 2026 05:04 PM (ORJZB)

226 Headline (Barron's):

"Oil prices fall even further after Trump tells reporter Iran war is ‘very complete’"

Excerpt:

"Oil prices made a decisive U-turn on Monday after President Donald Trump told a reporter that the Iran War could be over soon, swinging more than $25 in a matter of hours."

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:04 PM (rj6Yv)

227 Their best argument on this front is that if you beat a women such that she miscarries, there is a lesser penalty than if you beat her to death.

Yeah, from that they interpret it to mean that unborn babies were not considered human. But the rest of scripture teaches completely differently: babies are human from conception.

Instead what it is teaching is that unborn babies are not as significant as their mother ethically and legally: we already recognize this. Its a horrible choice but mom can make more babies. Babies cannot make more moms, and cannot survive outside of her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:04 PM (PYyV9)

228 The middle one looks like Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 09, 2026 05:04 PM (DbmxP)

229 214 "Indiana Judge Grants an Injunction Blocking Enforcement of State Law Against Abortion"

Paging Mike Pence. Mike Pence please pick up a red courtesy phone......
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 09, 2026 05:00 PM (IifOV)

Sooo... and Indiana STATE Judge just over ruled the US Supreme Court, who said there was no right to an abortion.

Good to know.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:05 PM (mP0Kj)

230 The power of Mammon compels you!

Away with your sinister Hebrew incantations!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:05 PM (PYyV9)

231 225 I thought I saw that anti-Jewish troll on an earlier thread today. Ban his ass.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

232 Indiana is starting to resemble Kansas, but not yet Kentucky.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:06 PM (pDt9x)

233 221
Herpa derpa fiddle dee-dee
Take all your gold and send it to me

The power of Mammon compels you!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Sorceror at March 09, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)

MammonDami? Mayor of New Yawk?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:06 PM (mP0Kj)

234 Molech, the "smiling god," smiles.

Posted by: RS at March 09, 2026 05:06 PM (SuU/K)

235 If you get lucky and early enough you can get a little beating HEART that just keeps on going.


Alexis Carrel's Immortal Chick Heart Tissue Cultures (1912-1946)

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (Kt19C)

236 Bulg

Not hallucinating, saw that nic earlier also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (wEI7j)

237 A person's a person.
No matter how small.

Posted by: T. Geisel at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (DbmxP)

238 Meanwhile, the European Comic Book Press wants to say something profound -

Headline (AFP):

"France, allies preparing bid to 'gradually' reopen Strait of Hormuz"

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

239 224 Mixed message?

Fortune cookie - be prepared to let go of material possessions.

Other side gives lucky numbers to win big.

Which is it oh fortune cookie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:03 PM (wEI7j)

Leave it to your kids?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (ynpvh)

240 Troll = pointing out facts.

Posted by: Le Haim at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (ORJZB)

241 Herpa derpa fiddle dee-dee
Take all your gold and send it to me

The power of Mammon compels you!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Sorceror a

-----
🤣 Back to school with you! It's not working!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (RkOfE)

242 Sooo... and Indiana STATE Judge just over ruled the US Supreme Court, who said there was no right to an abortion.
==

Seems low level judges have been over ruling SCROTUS with increasing frequency.
Maybe if SCROTUS offered guidence that, say, only SCROTUS may issue opinions that hold the whole nation.... and maybe a judge that claims otherwise may be ignored.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (/lPRQ)

243 "France, allies preparing bid to 'gradually' reopen Strait of Hormuz"

LOL ships are already going through it, its open, just risky at the moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (PYyV9)

244 "France, allies preparing bid to 'gradually' reopen Strait of Hormuz"
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

With what Navy? oh.... ours....

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (mP0Kj)

245 242 Sooo... and Indiana STATE Judge just over ruled the US Supreme Court, who said there was no right to an abortion.
==

Seems low level judges have been over ruling SCROTUS with increasing frequency.
Maybe if SCROTUS offered guidence that, say, only SCROTUS may issue opinions that hold the whole nation.... and maybe a judge that claims otherwise may be ignored.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (/lPRQ)

Maybe SCROTUS should do their job and decertify these judges...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

246 Posted by: Le Haim at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM

Are you actually brain damaged or is this some sick choice?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)

247
Indiana is starting to resemble Kansas, but not yet Kentucky.
Posted by: tubal


The rest of the state is not like Indianpolis (Marion county). Is that how it is in Kansas?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

248 Speaking of white supremacists... can Jake Lang sue Zohran for libel/slander, like how Trump sues everybody? Because falsely accusing a US citizen at a protest of being a white suoremacist, while people of the mayor's religion tried to blow up the protest... that's a lot of chutzpah right there.

Mayor Zohran on X:
• • 21h Yesterday, white supremacist Jake Lang organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion rooted in bigotry and racism. Such hate has no place in New York City. It is an affront to our city's values and the unity that defines who we are. What followed was even more disturbing...

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (gWBY1)

249 The class includes members of Hoosier Jews for Choice and others whose beliefs hold that a woman's mental or physical health takes precedence over the right to life of an unborn child.

I'm just going to sit back and let Carlson, Owens and Fuentes cover this.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (pawvM)

250 246 Posted by: Le Haim at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM

Are you actually brain damaged or is this some sick choice?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)

Power of AND...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

251 Has HMS Dragon sailed from the UK yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (wEI7j)

252 Clean up in aisle 225. Tucker Carlson posted.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (zQkx5)

253 There are Prog Jews just like there are Prog Christians. The Mind Virus is no respecter of religion.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (pDt9x)

254 Maybe SCROTUS should do their job and decertify these judges...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

They can do that?!
Like firing insubordinate subordinates?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:10 PM (/lPRQ)

255 Is this judge a Jew or not?

Posted by: Le Haim at March 09, 2026 05:10 PM (ORJZB)

256 Not hallucinating, saw that nic earlier also.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Thank you. I sent an e-mail to CBD about it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 05:10 PM (77rzZ)

257 249 The class includes members of Hoosier Jews for Choice and others whose beliefs hold that a woman's mental or physical health takes precedence over the right to life of an unborn child.

I'm just going to sit back and let Carlson, Owens and Fuentes cover this.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (pawvM)

Yeah, but what isn't mentioned is that, except for cases of rape, the procreational act is consensual...you wanted to do it knowing the risks. I guess the foetus has no rights to life or future religious beliefs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:10 PM (ynpvh)

258 For the record, I did. As anyone who pays actual attention to my ravings, God help them, might attest.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:49 PM (vE0+H)

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:11 PM (43sgu)

259 247
Indiana is starting to resemble Kansas, but not yet Kentucky.
Posted by: tubal

The rest of the state is not like Indianpolis (Marion county). Is that how it is in Kansas?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

Pretty much, yes. Entire state held in bondage to a cancerous metropolis.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:11 PM (pDt9x)

260 Has HMS Dragon sailed from the UK yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (wEI7j)
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Is it safe?

Posted by: Keir Starmer will decide at March 09, 2026 05:11 PM (zQkx5)

261 Has HMS Dragon sailed from the UK yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (wEI7j)
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Not yet. Officials in Portsmouth "are praying" that Dragon will make it out of the harbor tomorrow. I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:12 PM (rj6Yv)

262 254 Maybe SCROTUS should do their job and decertify these judges...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

They can do that?!
Like firing insubordinate subordinates?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:10 PM (/lPRQ)

Hey, if low level judges can give themselves a power greater than the constitution, surely SCROTUS can put their lower courts in line and smack those judges around for abusing SCROTUS decisions and precedent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

263 Seems low level judges have been over ruling SCROTUS with increasing frequency.
Maybe if SCROTUS offered guidence that, say, only SCROTUS may issue opinions that hold the whole nation.... and maybe a judge that claims otherwise may be ignored.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (/lPRQ)

The only authority Judges have to make these pronouncements, comes from Rules of the Court, written by the Supreme Court.

The Supremes just ruled that Congress cannot delegate Powers that are 'important'... (Tariffs)

The Constitution says that CONGRESS, not the Courts, write rules for Courts, but in 1934 delegated that authority to the Supremes.

I'm waiting for Trump to get pissed, and bring down this whole House of Cards.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:12 PM (mP0Kj)

264 261 Has HMS Dragon sailed from the UK yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:09 PM (wEI7j)
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Not yet. Officials in Portsmouth "are praying" that Dragon will make it out of the harbor tomorrow. I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:12 PM (rj6Yv)

Do they have enough coal for the boilers??

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:12 PM (pDt9x)

265 Someone will leave the seacocks open aboard HMS Dragon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:13 PM (wEI7j)

266
Letiecq begins the piece by noting "as a White, cisgender woman, I am currently living with my partner and co-raising our children in a committed heterosexual union outside the institution of marriage." She continues, noting the origins of both White supremacy and marriage before explaining how each became favored by religious conservatives.

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I'm trying to imagine someone ac
tually making a living by writing shit like this, and I'm failing.

She sat down and wrote paragraph after paragraph of this nonsense and didn't collapse to the floor in uncontrollable laughter, or burst into flames, or anything. And somebody pays her for this as if it's a real job.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 05:13 PM (L78T1)

267 There are Prog Jews just like there are Prog Christians. The Mind Virus is no respecter of religion.'

Its the same infantile calculus all racists engage in: treating a group as monolithic to criticize them and treat their own group as individuals.

ALL [ethnic group] are bad because some [ethnic group] do bad things. SOME White Europeans are bad because these individuals do bad things. The hated group is overall represented by the few, but the defended group is exonerated by the limited number of their bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:14 PM (PYyV9)

268 "France, allies preparing bid to 'gradually' reopen Strait of Hormuz"
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

With what Navy? oh.... ours....

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (mP0Kj)

Let slip the baguettes of war!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:14 PM (43sgu)

269 Then: Your religious concerns have no weigh in a court of law you bigot!

Now: Our religious concerns overweigh you stupid laws you bigot!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:14 PM (sKqQm)

270 266
Letiecq begins the piece by noting "as a White, cisgender woman, I am currently living with my partner and co-raising our children in a committed heterosexual union outside the institution of marriage." She continues, noting the origins of both White supremacy and marriage before explaining how each became favored by religious conservatives.

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I'm trying to imagine someone ac
tually making a living by writing shit like this, and I'm failing.

She sat down and wrote paragraph after paragraph of this nonsense and didn't collapse to the floor in uncontrollable laughter, or burst into flames, or anything. And somebody pays her for this as if it's a real job.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 05:13 PM (L78T1)

Letiecq. What nationality is that? Dipshit?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:15 PM (pDt9x)

271 268 "France, allies preparing bid to 'gradually' reopen Strait of Hormuz"
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

With what Navy? oh.... ours....

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:08 PM (mP0Kj)

Let slip the baguettes of war!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:14 PM (43sgu)

The Iranians might not understand why the French flag is all white...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:15 PM (ynpvh)

272 I'm waiting for Trump to get pissed, and bring down this whole House of Cards.

The only realistic way I can see him doing so is to appoint two judges to replace Alito and Thomas that will vote to kick this back to congress and stop the SCOTUS from doing their job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:15 PM (PYyV9)

273 Hey, if low level judges can give themselves a power greater than the constitution, surely SCROTUS can put their lower courts in line and smack those judges around for abusing SCROTUS decisions and precedent.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

If you look at the Trends of the Robert's Court... you will notice they NEVER EVAH dilute or limit the Power of the Courts themselves.

They will say that a Judge needs to 'relook' at something... but never tell him he never had the Power to decide that question in the first place.

Hell... we consistently have Fed Judges overruling Immigration Judges... even though by Law, the Immigration Judges have jurisdiction over those cases.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)

274 "U.K. Imam Opens Service With Land Acknowledgment Of Indigenous Britons That Once Inhabited London"
https://tinyurl.com/mpn4bam8

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (cWLG3)

275 .>>> 211 186 Crack a fertilized egg and if you get lucky and early enough you can get a little beating HEART that just keeps on going.

I bought Duck eggs at an Asian market once, not realizing they were fertilized. I cracked them open to make sunny side up eggs, and suddenly a dead bloody baby chick was frying in my pan! I almost threw up. It wasn't a nonstick skillet so all the blood and baby chicken bits stuck to the pan. I just threw the whole things away, pan and all.

The sight of that still haunts me.

I told an Asian guy about it and he was like oh in my culture that's a delicacy! Yeah, not doing it.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (gWBY1)

276
Letiecq. What nationality is that? Dipshit?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:15 PM (pDt9x)

Southern or Northern Dipshit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (ynpvh)

277 For some on the Right the abortion topic is something that is better not to be talked about. Big tent, you know.
Posted by: tubal


I'll leave the Right to their big tent, take my pup tent, and be content to wander the wilderness until God calls me home.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (oKJ0C)

278 I'm trying to imagine someone ac
tually making a living by writing shit like this, and I'm failing.

She sat down and wrote paragraph after paragraph of this nonsense and didn't collapse to the floor in uncontrollable laughter, or burst into flames, or anything. And somebody pays her for this as if it's a real job.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 05:13 PM (L78T1)
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I saw something a while back that said "If you can't describe your job in three words you have a bullshit job."

I think a corollary would be "If you can't describe your domestic situation in in three words you're a leftoid moonbat."

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (5aZAZ)

279 A while back: MY BODY MY CHOICE

More recently: Of course the government can make you take the clot shot...duh! You don't have the right to harm someone else by exercising your "rights"

And again: MY BODY MY CHOICE

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (sKqQm)

280 275 .>>> 211 186 Crack a fertilized egg and if you get lucky and early enough you can get a little beating HEART that just keeps on going.

I bought Duck eggs at an Asian market once, not realizing they were fertilized. I cracked them open to make sunny side up eggs, and suddenly a dead bloody baby chick was frying in my pan! I almost threw up. It wasn't a nonstick skillet so all the blood and baby chicken bits stuck to the pan. I just threw the whole things away, pan and all.

The sight of that still haunts me.

I told an Asian guy about it and he was like oh in my culture that's a delicacy! Yeah, not doing it.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (gWBY1)

Congrats on your balut...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (ynpvh)

281 'Le ticque du sanguine' lacked panache.

So they shortened it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (wEI7j)

282 From the AFP article, we have these inspiring words from the nouveau Emperor of the French:

"Aboard the Charles de Gaulle, Macron said the conflict's duration depended on what US-Israeli objectives were, warning that "profound" changes to the Iranian leadership could not occur "through American-Israeli bombings alone".

"We are putting ourselves in a position to last," he said, adding that the war, "in this intense phase", could last "several days, perhaps several weeks"."

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 05:17 PM (rj6Yv)

283 >>>Marriage fundamentalism, like structural racism, is a key structuring element of White heteropatriarchal supremacy," the paper reads.

I'm not seeing a downside here.

Posted by: MaxPower at March 09, 2026 05:17 PM (SlwD6)

284 Judge Christina R. Klineman ruled that the state's 2022 abortion law violates Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act by substantially burdening the religious exercise of the plaintiffs. The class includes members of Hoosier Jews for Choice

Tucker Carlson will try to blame this on the Joos.

Posted by: Blood Libel at March 09, 2026 05:17 PM (Mc5Jl)

285 265 Someone will leave the seacocks open aboard HMS Dragon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:13 PM (wEI7j)

Hee hee.... hee he...

She said Seacocks...

Posted by: Seaman Beevis at March 09, 2026 05:18 PM (mP0Kj)

286 So the judge and the plaintiffs share a very specific trait? That's weird.

Posted by: Kitty litter box at March 09, 2026 05:18 PM (nUedY)

287 I apologize for giving Average Joe any attention. It's what he craves. Being cursed at is better than being ignored as he is in real life.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:19 PM (4NO2D)

288 Somebody faiks to understand the difference between a religion allowing something and a religious right. Sati was a historical Hindu practice in which a widow burns alive on her deceased husband's funeral pyre, Is that practice now a right too. My wife my be waiting with a pistol if someone tried that upon my passing.

Posted by: Brian by the Bay at March 09, 2026 05:19 PM (bQebD)

289 Marriage fundamentalism, like structural racism, is a key structuring element of White heteropatriarchal supremacy," the paper reads.


Part and parcel of what the left does is just words to words that sound scienc-y so they can say stupid things without people second guessing them..

I mean try the simpler way to phrase this - is raising children in a committed marriage better then the alternatives?

Normies would almost all say yes...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:19 PM (sKqQm)

290 284 Judge Christina R. Klineman ruled that the state's 2022 abortion law violates Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act by substantially burdening the religious exercise of the plaintiffs. The class includes members of Hoosier Jews for Choice

Tucker Carlson will try to blame this on the Joos.

Posted by: Blood Libel at March 09, 2026 05:17 PM (Mc5Jl)

Which came last, the FRFA or the 2022 law? By her reasoning, The 13th amendment violates the right to own slaves...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

291 Some welcome words of wisdom from the 7th Circuit, when overturning an Obama judge edict:

The panel reiterated that point when vacating Ellis’ injunction, saying that "federal courts do not exercise general oversight of the Executive Branch" and that the district court "likely abused its discretion by issuing such a sweeping injunction."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 05:19 PM (DTn4s)

292
Paging Mike Pence. Mike Pence please pick up a red courtesy phone......
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 09, 2026 05:00 PM (IifOV)
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Is the red courtesy phone within arms' reach of the cuck chair? Seems like a relevant question.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 05:19 PM (5aZAZ)

293 Tucker Carlson will try to blame this on the Joos.

Lefty Jews have the same actual religion as lefty Christians.

And they aren't worshipping the guy upstairs.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (sKqQm)

294 291 Some welcome words of wisdom from the 7th Circuit, when overturning an Obama judge edict:

The panel reiterated that point when vacating Ellis’ injunction, saying that "federal courts do not exercise general oversight of the Executive Branch" and that the district court "likely abused its discretion by issuing such a sweeping injunction."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 05:19 PM (DTn4s)

What's with the weasel word "likely"? The DID, no question about it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

295 Definitively demons
"Women's Reproductive Health"
Spit

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (gxokI)

296
Do they have enough coal for the boilers??

Still shovelin' here, boss!

Posted by: Hot Head Luke at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (Cqx++)

297 Lefty Jews have the same actual religion as lefty Christians.

So 80% of them make the others look bad?

Posted by: Blood Libel at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (Mc5Jl)

298 >>> Congrats on your balut...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (ynpvh)

Yes, that's the dish he mentioned! He was Filipino. Still not eating it.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (gWBY1)

299 I think it is darkly humorous that the HMS Dragon was delayed because the union dockyard workers refused to work overtime.

Britain is not a serious nation.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)

300 293 Tucker Carlson will try to blame this on the Joos.

Lefty Jews have the same actual religion as lefty Christians.

And they aren't worshipping the guy upstairs.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (sKqQm)

If they're not looking up, where are they looking...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (ynpvh)

301 When you elevate yourself to god, the devil comes out.

Cf Fauci.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (wEI7j)

302 ... because Planned Parenthood told me for years that their main business was giving pap smears and screening for ovarian cancer ...

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Not to mention prostate exams for pregnant "boys!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (zBNb3)

303 "My body my choice" apparently doesn't apply to a fetus

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (qBBPl)

304 Christina R. Klineman is a judge of the Marion County Superior Court in Indiana. Her current term ends on December 31, 2026.

Klineman ran for re-election for judge of the Marion County Superior Court in Indiana. She won in the retention election on November 3, 2020.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (sKqQm)

305 This judge must've been talking to James Talarico in Texas about Christianity...
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I swear that dude gives me serial killer vibes. He's so creepy I can't understand how everyone doesn't see it.


I'm waiting for James Screwtape Talarico to claim that Andrea Yates should be nominated for Mother of the Century because she baptized her five children into the arms of the LORD.

Evangelicals swear that all infants who die go to heaven, so 100% of the people who die before the Age Of Accountability™ vs whatever the percentage of people who come to faith - its certainly less than 100%

So by drowning her children, she exploited the system and forced God to save ALL her children so they wouldn't screw up later in life by not making a Free Will Choice to Choose Jesus.

And she can always receive forgiveness from God for the murders. In one sense Planned Parenthood has populated heaven more than Billy Graham.

I'm expecting that line of reasoning from Screwtape any time now.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (xE0sV)

306 298 >>> Congrats on your balut...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (ynpvh)

Yes, that's the dish he mentioned! He was Filipino. Still not eating it.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:21 PM (gWBY1)

My brother tried that in the Philippines ONCE. He said never again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ynpvh)

307 294

What's with the weasel word "likely"? The DID, no question about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

jim I have meant to ask, how are you doing after your recent unpleasantness?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (pDt9x)

308 NOOD

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

309 She said Seacocks...
Posted by: Seaman Beevis

Then you have your ballcocks and petcocks...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (/lPRQ)

310 I saw something a while back that said "If you can't describe your job in three words you have a bullshit job."

Posted by: ballistic


Customer Service: Pissing. Off. Customers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (oKJ0C)

311 "99 in every posssible context, remember:

"The issue is never the issue; the issue is always The Revolution."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (MIIRH)"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (MIIRH)

312 Captain Jean Luc Picard ate Balut in the episode where he was captured by the Cardassians...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:23 PM (ynpvh)

313 Captain Jean Luc Picard ate Balut in the episode where he was captured by the Cardassians...

I give them credit for trying their own take on 1984.

But I suspect that many of the "THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS" people will also tell you a guy calling himself Miss makes him a woman

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

314 The sight of that still haunts me.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 05:16 PM (gWBY1)

I could have gone without reading that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (43sgu)

315 And also, heteropatriarchal supremacy.

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Same with remaining married, not aborting & actually raising your children.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (zBNb3)

316 307 294

What's with the weasel word "likely"? The DID, no question about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

jim I have meant to ask, how are you doing after your recent unpleasantness?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (pDt9x)

I have been reconnected since mid December...still having some...issues. My asshole wasn't used for a year, so it's still adjusting...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

317 313 Captain Jean Luc Picard ate Balut in the episode where he was captured by the Cardassians...

I give them credit for trying their own take on 1984.

But I suspect that many of the "THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS" people will also tell you a guy calling himself Miss makes him a woman

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

They MISS the point doing that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (ynpvh)

318 Botox, laser hair removal, and coming soon liposuction/body sculpting. Everything a wamyn needs to complete that sought-after babymama image.....at your local PPH. And now, drive through morning after pillz!

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 05:25 PM (LHPAg)

319 316 307 294

What's with the weasel word "likely"? The DID, no question about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

jim I have meant to ask, how are you doing after your recent unpleasantness?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (pDt9x)

I have been reconnected since mid December...still having some...issues. My asshole wasn't used for a year, so it's still adjusting...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

So, on balance, better?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)

320 319 316 307 294

What's with the weasel word "likely"? The DID, no question about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

jim I have meant to ask, how are you doing after your recent unpleasantness?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:22 PM (pDt9x)

I have been reconnected since mid December...still having some...issues. My asshole wasn't used for a year, so it's still adjusting...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

So, on balance, better?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)

Yes, physically.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (ynpvh)

321 Someone will leave the seacocks open aboard HMS Dragon.

"Man don't remind me"
--Sean Penn

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (PYyV9)

322 320

Yes, physically.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 05:26 PM (ynpvh)

Glad to hear it, bro.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (pDt9x)

323 ""The abortion law would allow a plaintiff to seek an abortion if her pregnancy were the result of rape, but not if it were mandated by her religious beliefs."

That's a strange argument. That an abortion is *mandated* by some religious beliefs? Or permitted?

Another thing is why does this have to do with religion at all? Some religious beliefs permit abortion. And therefore it must be allowed? Why would religious beliefs be necessary at all? This is a strange aspect of abortion rights discussions. Why do people think this is about religion? Why are religious beliefs implicitly privileged for or against?

What's the substantive difference between "my religion says one should not do this" and "my personal ethics which are not informed by religious faith say I should not do this"?

Posted by: Rick67 at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (38Xd9)

324 I highly doubt that is true. But I'm not going to dig up the law and try to decipher the legalese. Its bullshit anyway because evin it if were true any woman who was in that situation could simply go to Illinois for her abortion. Probably other adjacent states as well but I'm sure the D machine in Chi-town and Illinois overall would never allow any abortion limit law to pass.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 09, 2026 04:36 PM (FmWwo)
==
Statue is clear - doctor drives this. Mental bullshit not allowed.

It will be overturned quickly. Indiana is not Kansas. Super majorities in both houses. Senate has some GOPe remnants in it. House does not. Attacking DEI, whacking the hell out of IU. Stripped local health officials of power after Covid. Favorable business climate. Increasingly ignoring C 0f C.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 09, 2026 05:28 PM (GZYu7)

325 This judge must've been talking to James Talarico in Texas about Christianity...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 04:42 PM (xT8gx)



I hope somebody, somewhere, is keeping a comprehensive list of all these evil leftard judges.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (8zz6B)

326 Apparently, Iran is admitting that Khameni's son, the "new" leader of the country, might have "wounded" in an "attack".
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (rj6Yv)

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Have they provided proof of life? He has been made the supreme leader just so they can continue monstering the population.

Posted by: Decaf at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (OP9Gm)

327
I hope somebody, somewhere, is keeping a comprehensive list of all these evil leftard judges.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 05:29 PM (8zz6B)

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We're gonna need a BIGGER list ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 05:39 PM (aVsyW)

328 He sets off my danger meter and I think his hard drive needs to be checked.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 09, 2026 04:53 PM (Jpq0z)

Also his crawlspace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 05:41 PM (8zz6B)

329 Lots of religions prescribe child sacrifice. I mean, they didn't build societies you'd ever want to live in and they're entirely incompatible with Judeo-Christian cultures, but there is precedence.

Posted by: red speck at March 09, 2026 05:42 PM (Ve/HL)

330 We still here?

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

331 Guess not

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

332 Hey.....I'm on a list

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 09, 2026 06:01 PM (jrgJz)

333 Allegedly -

Planned Parenthood Global works across Africa and Latin America to improve access to sexual and reproductive health services, including contraception, material care, and comprehensive sexuality education. Programs are heavily impacted by U.S. Foreign Policy, with recent actions under the Trump administration in 2025 dismantling USAID support, leading to severe cuts, clinic closures and reduced access to care. (Reference: Guttmacher Institute + 4)

Looks like it had a hand in EU funding abortion too.
Health Party Watch: 'EU Opens Funds for Safe Abortion Access but Long-Term Financing Remains Uncertain," 03/08/26

A hand in everything "reproductive health" around the world but Trump threw the wrench in.

In the US, PPH advertises it can help a woman get a safe, legal abortion. Further, telemedicine get care on the go — no appointment needed. Birth control, UTI treatment, the morning-after pill, the abortion pill (available in select states where legal), and more from your phone to your door. (Which should then bring Medicaid/Medicare back into the equation.)

It's a huge NP corporation.

Civil Society.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 06:18 PM (NFX2v)

334 What "religion" is he referring to? Worship of satan?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 09, 2026 06:24 PM (WONhk)

335 Well it's Marion County, IN. Home county of the capital, Indianapolis. Which is under the "control" of the Democrats. "Unhoused" people laying about Monument Circle, shootings rising to the level of Chicago, y'know, the usual.

Posted by: Zmanfan at March 09, 2026 06:28 PM (7fwx0)

336 The US Supreme Court unanimously ruled in Reynolds v. United States, back in the 1880s, that religious liberty does not allow you to violate regular law.

And then they upheld the state stripping the rights to vote from anyone who even believed in polygamy. Again, 9-0.

So if the Mormons couldn't do polygamy, why can Moloch worshippers actually kill people?

Posted by: Sam MacGee at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (/ZkOF)

337 "A Blessing of Liberty to worship Moloch" --David Frenched

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at March 09, 2026 07:45 PM (vXqV8)

338 Oh yeah, happy 6784th birthday to the Great Old One vic.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:39 PM (4NO2D)


I have never clicked on a single CBD link since I found out that that gargantuanly self-important halfway-retarded sack of shit refused to put Vic on the Absent Friends list.

Viva Vic. CBD, eat shit and die, the sooner the better.

Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 12:23 AM (fmbc9)

339 To the commentor #336, Sam McGee:

Because reasons!
What the hell are you, some kina anti-septic?
Who are we, mere humans, to question the Supreme Authority of an empowered female!
There is clearly a precedent from Old Testament Tanakh 2nd Temple Peshitta. Read and learn, heathen.
Right there next to the demand to burn your firstborn son on a rock altar and offer the crispy body to the starving unseen bossman, a'cause he can't cook and he's tired of goat meat.
It was carved in one of the granite tablets, but you can't read it because your eyes are full of splinters.
Or something.

Posted by: He who questions all of it at March 10, 2026 05:09 AM (gqZWl)

340 If abortion is a religious activity, then the government can't pay for it.

Posted by: Iblis at March 10, 2026 11:02 AM (9221z)

BBC Altered Pete Hegseth's Speech About Iran, Claiming That the US Seeks to "Bring Death" to the Iranian "People"

This was through their BBC Persia channel.

The Telegraph, itself a simp dhimmi outlet, claims this was just a "mistake" rather than what it actually was, deliberate pro-terrorism propaganda.

The BBC mistakenly altered a speech by Pete Hegseth on the war in Iran, making him appear to say the United States was targeting the Iranian "people".

BBC Persian, which broadcasts to audiences inside Iran, mistranslated remarks by the US secretary of defence, telling viewers Washington was bringing death to the Iranian "people".

In fact, Mr Hegseth had said the Iranian "regime" was being targeted.

The mistake was seized upon by pro-Israel media campaigners, who claimed that it cast doubt on the BBC's impartiality. It also triggered a backlash on social media.

Ah. There was some "seizing" on the "mistake" by "pro-Israel media campaigners."


The row risks putting the BBC on another collision course with Donald Trump, who launched a $10bn (£7.5bn) lawsuit against the corporation last year after The Telegraph revealed it had altered a speech in a way that made him appear to encourage the Capitol Hill riot.

Mr Trump has justified the ongoing war in the Middle East by arguing that Tehran's leadership, not its population, poses a direct threat to American national security after repeatedly calling for "death to America".

The BBC, which carried Mr Hegseth's Pentagon address live on Monday, translated the word "regime" as "mardom", the Persian word for "people". It later issued a correction.

Speaking of pro-terrorist propaganda: Tucker Carlson said that Trump's call for "unconditional surrender" is really just a call for foreign troops to "rape Iranian women and girls," so Trump should not call for unconditional surrender and his brave friends in Iran should never agree to such a campaign of foreign despoilation of their daughters.

Don't surrender, Iran -- Jews just want to rape your children.

And Americans, too. But I think he means the Jews. It's what he always means now.

He also took time to accuse Mark Levin of using Jewish Kaballah Witchcraft to cast a literal Jew-spell on Mike Huckabee.

The bobblehead dick-servicing unit Me-Again Kelly just nods along with this. She has no questions about Jewish mind-control sorcery being "real."

Jinet Gharibian
@gharibian_jinet

1h

The idea that America is "under the spell of Jews" or controlled through "Jewish witchcraft" isn't new or insightful, it’s a recycled conspiracy theory that traces back to centuries of European religious prejudice.

In medieval Christian Europe, including within parts of Catholic culture, Jews were often demonized and accused of dark, mystical influence over society.

Those myths like secret Jewish power or supernatural manipulation were used to justify discrimination and persecution.

Even though the modern Catholic Church formally rejected antisemitism during the Second Vatican Council through the declaration Nostra Aetate, the old narratives STILL linger in certain corners of political and internet culture.

When people today talk about "Jewish spells" or mystical control, they're not exposing a hidden truth they’re repeating medieval propaganda dressed up as modern commentary.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM




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1 THE BLADE SLICES IN FIRST AND WITH AWESOMENESS. LIKE STORMBRINGER.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

2 *eyeroll*

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:00 PM (wa/yD)

3 Tucker. Get thee to a doctor, stat!

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 03:01 PM (lCppi)

4 Then: Where da white women at?

Now: Where did persian women at?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

5 The pic of Carlson. His eyes look like two pissholes in the snow.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:02 PM (pDt9x)

6 How's this gonna affect the current lawsuit against the BBC?

Probably not directly, but still...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

7 "He also took time to accuse Mark Levin of using Jewish Kaballah Witchcraft to cast a literal Jew-spell on Mike Huckabee."

OK, thats funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

8 It’s Jews, all the way down.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (pDt9x)

9 I thought 'Bobbleheaded dick servicing unit' was Talarico in Texas?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

10 Jewish Space Lasers >>> Jewish Spells

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (3cXfB)

11 Wait Jews get spells and space lasers?!?

I've played role playing games with SF tech and magic and you only get one or your character is OP

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

12 Qatarlson, who is obviously blasted out on drugs, is taking money from Islamic regimes who, when they win, will not allow him to get blasted out on drugs.

Brilliant.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (wa/yD)

13 Bibi will send French-Israeli assassins to murder you if you oppose them online while paying those who support them $7,000 for each positive post.

This has created an incentive structure where it's impossible to hear anti-Israeli voices on line because all the ones who speak out end up dead and we're glutted with pro-Israeli voices just looking to make bank.

It's science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

14 I have no doubts about the BBC's impartiality.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)

15 Jesus wept.

Me-again done caught a bad case o' TheDumbass.

And Tucker is just full-on drunktarded.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (P/o1J)

16 Willowed:

Pro-Palestinian thugs assault Jewish man in France.

https://tinyurl.com/4sn6yduy
Posted by: Bulg

That's a Turkish account and it is quite anti-Semitic and pro-Pally.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I did not post that. I don' have access to Twitter. So either I've been hacked, or someone is socking me.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (77rzZ)

17 ""The bobblehead dick-servicing unit Me-Again Kelly just nods along with this.""


Muscle memory.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 03:05 PM (snZF9)

18 1 THE BLADE SLICES IN FIRST AND WITH AWESOMENESS. LIKE STORMBRINGER.

for some reason, i read that as "cucumber".

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 03:05 PM (oY6Yp)

19 Sue their defamatory asses for billions and bankrupt them.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 03:05 PM (Ov/9K)

20 Someone said "nood israeli women".

I feel cheated.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, lurking at March 09, 2026 03:05 PM (apsfW)

21 This is why I think everyone should go to the source (if at all possible) to see or read what was really said, in full. If some leftwing media account says "X said Y, omg omg omg" you best check the original recording. Chances are, the headline is misleading.

Sadly, that can be true of the right too. Clickbait and Ragebait is an easy way for media and influencers on the right to get attention and clicks (and money).

Always go to the source. You'll often find what was actually said (or done) is less inflammatory -- and therefore less interesting -- than what is being reported.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

22 ...and his brave friends in Iran should never agree to such a campaign of foreign despoilation of their daughters.

Because that's the implied meaning of "surrender" for Muslims? Thanks for clarifying that, Tuck.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:06 PM (Fs0KI)

23 Nude Pete Hegseth

'ettes are going to be very disappointed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:06 PM (PYyV9)

24 All about the clicks.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (pDt9x)

25 Megyn Kelly baffles me, she changes her entire persona and approach every few months without any pattern or discernable purpose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (PYyV9)

26 Someone said "nood israeli women".

I feel cheated.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, lurking at March 09, 2026 03:05 PM (apsfW)

Hear, hear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

27 I'd accuse folks like TC and MK of being dumb, but you know they are doing it on purpose, which puts them firmly in the "Evil" category for me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (rCr5m)

28 Where a golem when you need one?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D)

29 Just a reminder: never trust anyone you don't personally know and be careful even with those.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (zjgNU)

30 25 Megyn Kelly baffles me, she changes her entire persona and approach every few months without any pattern or discernable purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (PYyV9)

See: #24.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (pDt9x)

31 Just to tidy up the end of the last thread, I want to remind everyone that I am not Samuel L. Jackson.

Posted by: Laurence Fishburne at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (Y1sOo)

32 13 Bibi will send French-Israeli assassins to murder you if you oppose them online while paying those who support them $7,000 for each positive post.

This has created an incentive structure where it's impossible to hear anti-Israeli voices on line because all the ones who speak out end up dead and we're glutted with pro-Israeli voices just looking to make bank.

It's science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

I'll give him a discount. Only $5000 if he'll also endorse my conversion.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (wa/yD)

33 25 Megyn Kelly baffles me, she changes her entire persona and approach every few months without any pattern or discernable purpose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (PYyV9)

=======

She has no ideological roots and just goes where the dollars come from.

She went from establishment Republican at FoxNews to establishment leftist at NBC to pro-Trump Republican when she first started her podcast to groyper curious once that grift became obviously profitable.

She is an actress reading a role that evolves with where the pay is coming from.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

34 Megyn Kelly baffles me, she changes her entire persona and approach every few months without any pattern or discernable purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (PYyV9)

Spoiler: it's money and influence.

Posted by: General Robert E Lee at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

35 28 Where a golem when you need one?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D)

Getting the Precious back from nasty tricksey hobbitses!

Posted by: Thief, Baggins! THIEF! at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (TbWk/)

36 Nude hot Israeli girls
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


Anyone who lies about nude, hot Israeli girls spends two nights in the box.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (oKJ0C)

37 Then: Where da white women at?

Now: Where did persian women at?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

Well, Persian women are just a specific type of white women.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (zjgNU)

38
29 Just a reminder: never trust anyone you don't personally know and be careful even with those.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (zjgNU)

======

I don't trust you.

So I'm going to do the opposite and trust Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

39 And Tucker is just full-on drunktarded.
Posted by: sifty boones

I've got a witness for this from last year at some swanky joint south of Tampa Bay at dinner in a resort restaurant two nights in a row.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 03:10 PM (Y8DZL)

40 ...I am not Samuel L. Jackson.
Posted by: Laurence Fishburne


Really? How tha muthaf*ckin' f*ck are we supposed to tell you apart?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:10 PM (Fs0KI)

41 Megyn Kelly baffles me, she changes her entire persona and approach every few months without any pattern or discernable purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM


and yet and yet, even now, I would still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)

42 Nude hot Israeli girls
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


You are a terrible person.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2026 03:10 PM (abIsI)

43 31 Just to tidy up the end of the last thread, I want to remind everyone that I am not Samuel L. Jackson.

Posted by: Laurence Fishburne at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (Y1sOo)

It's OK, there are a only a few lefty trolls on here that think black people all look alike.

Posted by: Croaker at March 09, 2026 03:10 PM (AUB4U)

44 Just a reminder: never trust anyone you don't personally know and be careful even with those.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 09, 2026 03:08 PM (zjgNU)

======

I don't trust you.

So I'm going to do the opposite and trust Megyn Kelly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

Norman coordinate!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

45 We are well past coincidence and firmly in enemy action territory.

Unless you are a sap.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (cS1cw)

46 Megyn Kelly - Bag of Antlers.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (pDt9x)

47 At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if Tucker announced this has all been a ruse.

“Hey, I just wanted to see how far I could go and have some people still believe me. Turns out there’s a lot of retards in this world,”

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (u73oe)

48 I have little doubt that there exist a few actual Nazi wannabes that hate Jews and vote Republican. However, they probably still live in their parents' basements and have zero power and influence no one.

I am shocked to see how many influential, high-ranking Democrats are in positions of power in the government, universities, public schools, and the MSM, and have a visceral hatred of Jewish people.

Even more frightening, is that their bubble is also so anti-Semitic that they can publicly espouse this hatred with no fear of ramifications. That means the rot runs DEEP.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (HlyYF)

49 and yet and yet, even now, I would still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)

Yes, provisionally. She is starting to trend toward Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

50 She is an actress reading a role that evolves with where the pay is coming from.

That does seem to be the case, yeah.

And I really liked the Oscars series, you have a lot of ground to plough there

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)

51 Tucker says that "unconditional surrender" means the victor will rape your wives and daughters.

Ironically, that is the exact meaning of "tolerance," and "muslim immigration," and "muslim colonialism" and dhimnitude that Tucker wants for the West.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (hI4qF)

52 "When people today talk about "Jewish spells" or mystical control, they're not exposing a hidden truth they're repeating medieval propaganda dressed up as modern commentary."

Hey, it's a lot easier than writing my own stuff.

Posted by: Tucker at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (vbXSk)

53 Just a reminder: never trust anyone you don't personally know and be careful even with those.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian


I don't trust myself sometimes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (oKJ0C)

54 Where have all the Carlson and Owens defenders gone to?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (pDt9x)

55 Fishburne was perfect for the Matrix, and would have been a better fit for Star Wars.

"We gotta get these g*ddamn robots out of this g*ddamn city!"

But Pulp Fiction or Snakes on a Plane? Yeah Jackson was the better choice

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

56 Frankly I don't care about the Iranian people; just stabilize the markets and let civilization carry on.

No more handwringing for Muslims. Now or later they got to go.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (wBaIH)

57 They want more terrorists.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (rUi6v)

58 Megyn Kelly - Bag of Antlers.

Yeah she gives the feeling that if you unwrap that its old leather and antlers. And she just sits and judges you the whole time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (PYyV9)

59 Yes, issue a correction, or a retraction well after the initial effect of the "mistranslated" words have had their effect. This is all part of their playbook. Just like sending an email a few hours before an article is to air, then in their article stating that the conservative did not respond to requests. All part of the game, all part of their playbook, the one dedicated to Lucifer, the original rebel.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

60 At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if Tucker announced this has all been a ruse.

“Hey, I just wanted to see how far I could go and have some people still believe me. Turns out there’s a lot of retards in this world,”
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (u73oe)

It'd be nice. I'd buy it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

61 Tucker has lost his mind. I wouldn't even drink a beer with this lunatic. And I've had beers with axe murders.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (M9gjJ)

62 The BBC mistakenly altered a speech by Pete Hegseth on the war in Iran,

==

why does this keep happening to BBC????

🤡

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

63 It takes my breath away knowing that people even stupider than me are making so much more money than I am.

It does wonders for my ego to know that at least Fucker and Megina are dumber than me though.

Maybe there is hope for me.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (/vs/7)

64 50 And I really liked the Oscars series, you have a lot of ground to plough there

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)

=======

Thank you.

And not done yet!

Ranking comes out tomorrow (is it more or less than 3 hours long? tune in to fine out!).

And then I have a final thoughts video I've started editing for Friday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

65 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (n9ltV)

66 Gee, can the "beeb" suffer another $100 million lawsuit?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (qFwJc)

67 62 The BBC mistakenly altered a speech by Pete Hegseth on the war in Iran,

==

why does this keep happening to BBC????

🤡

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

The mistakes don't seem to affect their side though. It's funny how that works, almost as if there is a scintilla of bias...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

68 64 50 And I really liked the Oscars series, you have a lot of ground to plough there

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)

=======

Thank you.

And not done yet!

Ranking comes out tomorrow (is it more or less than 3 hours long? tune in to fine out!).

And then I have a final thoughts video I've started editing for Friday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (GBKbO

You need a Hobby.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)

69 "Those myths like secret Jewish power or supernatural manipulation were used to justify discrimination and persecution."

If the Jews have some superpower to control the world, then they are doing a dogshit job of it. Consider:

The most powerful country in the world (USA) is not Jewish, has never had a Jewish president or VP, and has at times been antagonistic to Jews.

Of the remaining top 20 most powerful countries, all or almost all are not only not Jewish, but they are openly hostile to Jews.

Jews are barely a rounding error in terms of worldwide participants in any given religion.

75% of the entire world hates Jews or at a minimum is indifferent to them.

Gefilte fish is disgusting.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

70 65 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (n9ltV)

How about weather control?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

71 65 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (n9ltV)

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You went to the science one that got you control of the space lasers.

Specialization, man. Another JOOOish plot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

72 68
You need a Hobby.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)

======

Or a job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

73 bbc > BBC

but I do like them both

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

74 Jewish Kaballah Witchcraft jew spell Jewish mind-control sorcery


Is this why I love Reuben sandwiches as a Gentile?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (sAmhv)

75 People, we are being manipulated by millions of Chinese, Russian, and Iranian bots that have infiltrated all social media and control what influencers trend.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (hI4qF)

76 Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.

only the girls learn that stuff. Boys learn how to run the weather machine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM (PYyV9)

77 65 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (n9ltV)

You DIDN’T learn how to summon a Golem?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM (pDt9x)

78 Nude hot Israeli girls
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


Anyone who lies about nude, hot Israeli girls spends two nights in the box.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (oKJ0C)
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Made ya look!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

79 Megyn Kelly - Bag of Antlers.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (pDt9x)]/i]

Imagine the clatter if she and Ann Coulter got drunk and frisky together one night ...

Posted by: far cry at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM (YYwEh)

80 Wet brain is real. And lots of these podcasters are living that dream.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (/vs/7)

81 Nostra Aetate says Islam is our frenz, yes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (xcxpd)

82 75 People, we are being manipulated by millions of Chinese, Russian, and Iranian bots that have infiltrated all social media and control what influencers trend.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (hI4qF)

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That does seem to be the case.

Saw one case where a no-name, tiny Instagram account which normally had 300 views per post suddenly went into the millions with one post: a picture where he said something like, "I go to Jewish delis because they're poisoning the goyem not themselves." I can't even figure what the hell it was meant to say, but the vaguely anti-Semetic nature of it seemed to be the reason that one post out of his exploded.

And his channel didn't grow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

83 I am down to the last 4 cubic inches of super fudge brownie that my wife made for me. I am eating smaller and smaller pieces in a form of Zeno’s paradox so I can delay running out as long as possible.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (4NO2D)

84 >>>I've had beers with axe murder(ers).

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

>OK, not really, but Tucker is off the rails. Scary.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (M9gjJ)

85 Imagine the clatter if she and Ann Coulter got drunk and frisky together one night ...
Posted by: far cry at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM (YYwEh)

*ponders*

I wonder if the spray tan would rub off on Megyn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

86 There was an old board game called Fortress America where in the future the US built space based solar power arrays while the commies took over the rest of the world.

Then in the game you get invaded by Asian commies, Latin America commies, and European commies and have to defend the US while turning those solar power arrays into space lazers

If you can hold out long enough you can just annihilate the commies from space which was a ton of fun...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)

87 I am floored by the amount of chatgpt written opinion pieces and news items. I hope AI gets better at writing because people are not gonna get less lazy - for now it's brutal. And no I of course don't mean ace. Dude, or at least the seven people that play him, is the Real McCoy.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:18 PM (rUi6v)

88 Let this be a cautionary tale ladies, of what happens when you get decades of Botox injected into your head.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:18 PM (/xVml)

89 31 Just to tidy up the end of the last thread, I want to remind everyone that I am not Samuel L. Jackson.
Posted by: Laurence Fishburne

Yeah, after that gay "Cowboy Curtis" role on Pee Wee's Playhouse nobody will be making that mistake.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 03:18 PM (Y8DZL)

90 83 I am down to the last 4 cubic inches of super fudge brownie that my wife made for me. I am eating smaller and smaller pieces in a form of Zeno’s paradox so I can delay running out as long as possible.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (4NO2D)

Soon - The Begging.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:18 PM (pDt9x)

91 Megyn Kelly - Bag of Antlers.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (pDt9x)]/i]

Imagine the clatter if she and Ann Coulter got drunk and frisky together one night ...
Posted by: far cry at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM



Go on...

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)

92 25 Megyn Kelly baffles me, she changes her entire persona and approach every few months without any pattern or discernable purpose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



It's all about Belief systems that we all have. Megyn Kelly believes in Megyn Kelly. She has her 'troof' and it's quite flexible.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 03:18 PM (sAmhv)

93 And then I have a final thoughts video I've started editing for Friday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (GBKbO

You need a Hobby.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)

....that's literally what this is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (xcxpd)

94 I am floored by the amount of chatgpt written opinion pieces and news items. I hope AI gets better at writing because people are not gonna get less lazy - for now it's brutal. And no I of course don't mean ace. Dude, or at least the seven people that play him, is the Real McCoy.
Posted by: ... at March

Gemini has become much better than chat. Google maybe in this war after all. Gonna be between them and Grok. Chat is fading.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (/xVml)

95 But Pulp Fiction or Snakes on a Plane? Yeah Jackson was the better choice

Jackson was fantastic in the most recent season of Tulsa King as well. He and Stallone were having so much fun in their scenes I'm not sure it was scripted.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (2ocoG)

96 Anyone who lies about nude, hot Israeli girls spends two nights in the box.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM (oKJ0C)
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Made ya look!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


Like that would have been hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (oKJ0C)

97 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (n9ltV)

Doesn't mean they didn't try to teach you.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (rUi6v)

98 93 And then I have a final thoughts video I've started editing for Friday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (GBKbO

You need a Hobby.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)

....that's literally what this is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (xcxpd)

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In the hope that it pays one day!

(449 subs to go....)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

99 Anyone who lies about nude, hot Israeli girls spends two nights in the box.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM


I didn't clickbait nood, but I will supply a tiny bit of remedy.

These are interesting "paired" photos.


https://tinyurl.com/3fz432a5

https://tinyurl.com/mttaafux

https://tinyurl.com/muu7s67h

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (HlyYF)

100 Let this be a cautionary tale ladies, of what happens when you get decades of Botox injected into your head.

Botox is a Jewish plot to control female commentators such as Kelly, Owens, and Carlson.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (EXyHK)

101 79 Megyn Kelly - Bag of Antlers.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (pDt9x)]/i]

Imagine the clatter if she and Ann Coulter got drunk and frisky together one night ...
Posted by: far cry at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM (YYwEh)

Would

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

102 Let this be a cautionary tale ladies, of what happens when you get decades of Botox injected into your head.

I think she's mainlining Ozempic, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:20 PM (PYyV9)

103 Yeah, after that gay "Cowboy Curtis" role on Pee Wee's Playhouse nobody will be making that mistake.
Posted by: Auspex


*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:20 PM (oKJ0C)

104 I’ve gone down some freaky deaky rabbit holes on YouTube. There’s an entire universe out there where Iran is winning the war and Israel is about to be wiped off the map.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:21 PM (/xVml)

105 100 Let this be a cautionary tale ladies, of what happens when you get decades of Botox injected into your head.

Botox is a Jewish plot to control female commentators such as Kelly, Owens, and Carlson.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (EXyHK)

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"Who else could come up with the idea of injecting botulism into one's own face to try and clear up wrinkles? Think about it. It doesn't even make sense. Everyone realizes that it doesn't make sense. The only thing that it can be is a plot by Israeli scientists to get white Christians dedicated to hating social conservative Muslims."
-Tucker, soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

106 99 Anyone who lies about nude, hot Israeli girls spends two nights in the box.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:09 PM

I didn't clickbait nood, but I will supply a tiny bit of remedy.

These are interesting "paired" photos.


https://tinyurl.com/3fz432a5

https://tinyurl.com/mttaafux

https://tinyurl.com/muu7s67h
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (HlyYF)

I mean...Would times 3 but...damn the body on that third girl...dangerous curves.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:21 PM (xcxpd)

107 Wasn't Madonna taking Kaballah lessons from some new age rabbi? Something about improving her sex life

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 03:21 PM (qBBPl)

108 The beauty of the bot network attack is as follows --

- State propaganda outfits don't have to produce anything. It is done for them!

- Natural A/B testing. Promote 10 attacks and see which ones take hold and get attention outside the bot network.

- It drives fringe people, like Candy O, Tucker, and Me-Again off the bend. They become crazier based on which posts you push and then become (a) discredited, and (b) crazier.

Why spend millions of propaganda when you can set up a million bots and have steady stream of chaos. Best of all, China probably sells the service for other uses to promote brands, etc. for cash flow.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (hI4qF)

109 > I’ve gone down some freaky deaky rabbit holes on YouTube. There’s an entire universe out there where Iran is winning the war and Israel is about to be wiped off the map.
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CNN's YouTube feed?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (jtM2q)

110 (449 subs to go....)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

I'm rooting for ya.
Your release tempo should be algo-friendly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (xcxpd)

111 104 I’ve gone down some freaky deaky rabbit holes on YouTube. There’s an entire universe out there where Iran is winning the war and Israel is about to be wiped off the map.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:21 PM (/xVml)

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The US has lost 150,000 troops so far in the war. The US just won't report on it.

And Iran is about to really release their great weapons, which they've held off from doing.

What's the proof of this? Two US radar towers getting partially damaged and a bunch of AI slop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

112 Imagine the clatter if she and Ann Coulter got drunk and frisky together one night ...

friction would light a fire

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)

113 You DIDN’T learn how to summon a Golem?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM


Kudos to whoever summoned the Fetterman Golem!

Still a Democrat, but MUCH better than the original.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (HlyYF)

114 All about the clicks.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (pDt9x)

Because you know I'm all about those clicks
Those clicks
No foolin'
I'm all about those clicks
Those clicks...

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling a different Megan at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (Wt5PA)

115 Style guide suggestion: El Rushbo called Carlson "Chatsworth Osbourne Jr." Which is almost as good as Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (2ocoG)

116 Megyn Kelly - Bag of Antlers.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (pDt9x)]/i]

Imagine the clatter if she and Ann Coulter got drunk and frisky together one night ...
Posted by: far cry at March 09, 2026 03:16 PM (YYwEh)

Would
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Yes. Wood.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (oKJ0C)

117 I have to ask if that Tucker clip is AI.

Saying flat out that "unconditional surrender means foreign troops get to rape your wife and daughter, and everyone knows that" is ... so batshit insane, so comically stupid, and so incendiary that I didn't think even a grifting Islamist-adjacent human rectum like Tucker would ever say it.

If this clip is indeed legit, then I think Tucker has gone beyond grifting and shilling to outright pathological mental illness.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

118 110 (449 subs to go....)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

I'm rooting for ya.
Your release tempo should be algo-friendly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:22 PM (xcxpd)

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Not like I have anything else to do!

Now...to gameplan my video on how Megamind is actually a classic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

119 There’s an entire universe out there where Iran is winning the war and Israel is about to be wiped off the map.

On Fox they said Iran is actually shooting a lot more things at other Arab countries than at Israel now, apparently because Iron Dome makes it less fun.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM (2ocoG)

120 Then in the game you get invaded by Asian commies, Latin America commies, and European commies and have to defend the US while turning those solar power arrays into space lazers

If you can hold out long enough you can just annihilate the commies from space which was a ton of fun...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)
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I remember that game. The commies really have to push hard in the early rounds or they'll get steamrolled by the U.S. in the late game.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM (rCr5m)

121 What the hell ever happened to Kirsten Powers anyway

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM (rUi6v)

122 What's taters, precious?

Posted by: Golem at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM (y9ksN)

123 If this clip is indeed legit, then I think Tucker has gone beyond grifting and shilling to outright pathological mental illness.

The video is posted on Tucker's own X account.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (2ocoG)

124 Think about it. It doesn't even make sense.

Among all the horrific things that history can look back on and wonder about in this time, injecting botulism is one of the most trivial and likely to be the most weird. I can’t even imagine what people a hundred years from now will write about that.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (EXyHK)

125 I didn't clickbait nood, but I will supply a tiny bit of remedy.

These are interesting "paired" photos.


https://tinyurl.com/3fz432a5

https://tinyurl.com/mttaafux

https://tinyurl.com/muu7s67h
Posted by: Pillage Idiot



THIS is what a great American looks like!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (oKJ0C)

126 >> Even though the modern Catholic Church formally rejected antisemitism during the Second Vatican Council through the declaration Nostra Aetate, the old narratives STILL linger in certain corners of political and internet culture.

Parts of Nostra Aetate are some of the worst things to come from the Vatican Council, especially its complete misread of islam and its tenets. This notion they “adore one God” skips over their entire cultish ideology that permeates everything they do, including their exhortations to conquer and convert other religions. That includes Catholics, you guys.

With respect to the Jews, the linear paths and theology is much more common and clear. The defense against antisemitism is therefore rooted in much firmer reasoning, including the words and actions of Jesus himself. Ergo, a lot of things “linger” on the internet. This notion that somehow there is a wink, nod to Catholic antisemitism by any credible group that ultimately isn’t apostates is complete nonsense.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (cn09p)

127 Not like I have anything else to do!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM


You could be baking super fudge brownies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

128 I’ve gone down some freaky deaky rabbit holes on YouTube. There’s an entire universe out there where Iran is winning the war and Israel is about to be wiped off the map.

There is a whole genre of that on Twixxer. Lot of bans of spam bot sites puking identical AI posts by the dozens

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (PYyV9)

129 127 Not like I have anything else to do!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM

You could be baking super fudge brownies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

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My next sourdough loaf is in the oven right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

130 I can’t even imagine what people a hundred years from now will write about that.

Its going to be up there with "they used to paint their faces with lead to appear whiter"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:25 PM (PYyV9)

131 129 127 Not like I have anything else to do!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM

You could be baking super fudge brownies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

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My next sourdough loaf is in the oven right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

Does it have caraway seeds? Or baked garlic nuggets?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (pDt9x)

132 Tucker was always shit. That's the thing that's difficult for people to process.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (rUi6v)

133 Wet brain is real. And lots of these podcasters are living that dream.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:17 PM (/vs/7)

I don't get this insult. The brain is suspended in fluid, so by definition, it would be wet, yes?

Posted by: pookysgirl, very confused at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (Wt5PA)

134 107 Wasn't Madonna taking Kaballah lessons from some new age rabbi? Something about improving her sex life
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 03:21 PM (qBBPl)

Can't spell "Kaballah" without "Allah".

Islam stays winning.

(sarcasm)

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (wa/yD)

135 baked garlic nuggets


Whoa.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (4NO2D)

136 It's a shame that Jewish girls don't go after white Christian men the way Jewish men go after white girls.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (qFwJc)

137 Anthropic sued the Defense Department and other federal agencies on Monday over the Trump administration's move to designate it a supply chain risk and eliminate its use across the government, the latest chapter in a bitter dispute over the firm's powerful artificial intelligence model.

In a 48-page lawsuit filed in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California, Anthropic said efforts by the Pentagon and President Trump to punish the company were "unprecedented and unlawful."

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

138 131 Does it have caraway seeds? Or baked garlic nuggets?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (pDt9x)

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I have not reached the point of additives yet.

Just flour, water, and salt.

When I do additives, I'll start with cheddar cheese and jalapenos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

139 Trump has allegedly told CBS "the war is pretty much complete". Take it as you will but the markets are turning around

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (qBBPl)

140 one more attribute of a bot network.

- Why pay an influencer $7,000 per post or month or whatever -- just boost their likes and the advertisers will pay them for the "views" through the platform. And pay them much more.

So boost a post like the one TJM mentioned and soon that channel is generating revenue because it has high exposure. That gets it placed high on algorithm and more legit viewers see it. Advertisers pay, but they don't know how much it is driven by real views, and how much by bots (bot networks are very sophisticated. SIM servers with thousands of SIMs, located in dense cities, able to hop around as if moving, and avoiding platform anti-bot security, if there even is any.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (hI4qF)

141 These are interesting "paired" photos.


https://tinyurl.com/3fz432a5

https://tinyurl.com/mttaafux

https://tinyurl.com/muu7s67h
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


The first girl is cute.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (abIsI)

142 I don't get this insult.

I don't quite understand it either, possibly related to the "waterhead" insult.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (PYyV9)

143 Where a golem when you need one?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D)
________

"Bro, we wrote a whole manual on this."

-- D&D

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

144 Megan has her principles. And if don't like them, she has others.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (y9ksN)

145 A hundred years from now?

Nobody will be able to write. Look at France now.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (qFwJc)

146 Its going to be up there with "they used to paint their faces with lead to appear whiter"

Did the people painting their faces with lead know that it was deadly?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (EXyHK)

147 When I do additives, I'll start with cheddar cheese and jalapenos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

Add them late in the kneading process.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (rUi6v)

148 Three a grifter named Scott Ritter, claims
He’s a former CIA analyst. He makes the rounds every time there any military action. No matter what it is he claims the US (in this case Israel’s and US) are out matched and will lose badly.

It’s wild how he gets invited back repeatedly after being so wrong so often.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (/xVml)

149 130 Its going to be up there with "they used to paint their faces with lead to appear whiter"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:25 PM (PYyV9)

Speaking of...

What's with the whiteface trend with scene kids now?

Like, actual clown whiteface.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (wa/yD)

150 136 It's a shame that Jewish girls don't go after white Christian men the way Jewish men go after white girls.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM


You just need to find one that is trying to piss off her MOTHER.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (HlyYF)

151 147 When I do additives, I'll start with cheddar cheese and jalapenos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

Add them late in the kneading process.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (rUi6v)

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That's what I've read. Last or second to last fold before the bulk fermentation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

152 Anthropic sued the Defense Department and other federal agencies on Monday over the Trump administration's move to designate it a supply chain risk and eliminate its use across the government, the latest chapter in a bitter dispute over the firm's powerful artificial intelligence model.

That's surprising. The original dispute stemmed from their employees having a San Fran-fit-sco unless the military was not allowed to use the model to kill Palestinians, gays, blacks, or Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (2ocoG)

153 On the subject of baked garlic nuggets, at the Austin airport a few weeks ago I ran across “gator toes”, made in Georgetown Texas. As far as I can tell, they are literally deep-fried garlic cloves.

Not saying they were worth airport prices, but they were good.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (EXyHK)

154 What's with the whiteface trend with scene kids now?


Scene girls have always been pretty pale, they just are usually blonde

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (PYyV9)

155 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM (n9ltV)


So...martinis shaken or stirred?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (2WIwB)

156 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)a

Also cubed cheese is usually best.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (rUi6v)

157 The BBC mistakenly...

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Sure, Jan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

158 It's a shame that Jewish girls don't go after white Christian men the way Jewish men go after white girls.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (qFwJc)
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Oh, they do. It's just on the down-low, just for fun, and usually in their younger years.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

159 156 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)a

Also cubed cheese is usually best.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (rUi6v)

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Why cubed over grated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

160 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM


Wait'll he finds out they miseducated him about French toast.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (2ocoG)

161 Trump has allegedly told CBS "the war is pretty much complete". Take it as you will but the markets are turning around
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (qBBPl)

That’s Zionist propaganda. The war will last for 10 years and involve 5M dead American soldiers.
- Reddit

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (/xVml)

162 99 https://tinyurl.com/mttaafux

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM (HlyYF)

Who is "mttaa" and what does he fux?

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (wa/yD)

163 159 156 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)a

Also cubed cheese is usually best.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (rUi6v)

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Why cubed over grated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

It's quite grating.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

164 I mean...Would times 3 but...damn the body on that third girl...dangerous curves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 03:21 PM (xcxpd)

Make me a slave to the Jewish bankers!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

165 https://tinyurl.com/3fz432a5

The first girl is cute.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM


I did select her because she had the pointiest elbows!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (HlyYF)

166 I don't get this insult.

I don't quite understand it either, possibly related to the "waterhead" insult.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (PYyV9)
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"Wet brain" is a serious mental illness and impairment. I assume that's what was meant.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

167 The bobblehead dick-servicing unit Me-Again Kelly just nods along with this. She has no questions about Jewish mind-control sorcery being "real."

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But she has so many joo friends, she protests!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (RIvkX)

168 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (Wmg4n)

169 154 Scene girls have always been pretty pale, they just are usually blonde
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (PYyV9)

No, like, this isn't just powder or being naturally pale.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:32 PM (wa/yD)

170 168 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (Wmg4n)

Satan has always hated them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 03:32 PM (ynpvh)

171 I did select her because she had the pointiest elbows!

The first two definitely could use some cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)

172 171 I did select her because she had the pointiest elbows!

The first two definitely could use some cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)

Not Kosher, man, not Kosher...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 03:32 PM (ynpvh)

173 Why cubed over grated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

Shredded cheese melts into the dough and diffuses the flavor where you get a better sharper hit with the cubes. You can of course do both but the blended in cheese can mess with your texture a little.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (rUi6v)

174 161 Trump has allegedly told CBS "the war is pretty much complete". Take it as you will but the markets are turning around
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (qBBPl)

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Their military apparatus seems to be heavily degraded to the point of near uselessness. They're firing no more than a dozen missiles a day now. I think it was just 2 a few days ago.

They have no navy. Their military infrastructure from factories to oil supplies to underground facilities have been targeted and hit hard.

In terms of our tactics and military goals, Iran can't fight back anymore. They can terrorize their people still, but that's not really related to our stated mission which is to eliminate their military means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

175 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

I think a huge amount of money and influence is coming from Middle Eastern Muslims. I suspect a lot of it is from Iran and we'll see it starting to tail off soon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (PYyV9)

176 Trump has allegedly told CBS "the war is pretty much complete". Take it as you will but the markets are turning around
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (qBBPl)

This indicates to me, if true, that they know that the one legged Baby Ayatollah is actually mort and no one is really left to do the job, even if they wanted the job.

Posted by: Boswell at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (V7158)

177 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:14 PM

I hope you at least got a laser shark and a weather machine.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (Wmg4n)

178 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

Antisemitism is usually out and proud. The question is why it’s being reported on as if it were New and Big by media outlets now.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (EXyHK)

179 148 a grifter named Scott Ritter, claims
He’s a former CIA analyst.
Posted by: Heroq

And a convicted kiddie diddler.

Then there's Col. McGregor, still on Youtube but most networks have decided that him proclaiming Russia on the cusp of victory for 4 years has left him... aw, screw it, they'll still air him.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 03:34 PM (Y8DZL)

180 If anyone that visits this page and reads these comments still listens to Kelly and Tucker, read carefully.... you can just go fuck off.

Posted by: DeusExMachina at March 09, 2026 03:34 PM (cmlrb)

181 173 Why cubed over grated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

Shredded cheese melts into the dough and diffuses the flavor where you get a better sharper hit with the cubes. You can of course do both but the blended in cheese can mess with your texture a little.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (rUi6v)

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Advice...taken.

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

182 168 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (Wmg4n)


Part of it is yuutes rebelling against woke and political correctness. People are like Hitler’sbad? Ok fuck you I like Hitler then.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:34 PM (/xVml)

183 Three a grifter named Scott Ritter, claims
He’s a former CIA analyst. He makes the rounds every time there any military action. No matter what it is he claims the US (in this case Israel’s and US) are out matched and will lose badly.

It’s wild how he gets invited back repeatedly after being so wrong so often.


They are not inviting him on because they they think he is going to give a correct analysis. They are inviting him on because it will get a certain audience to watch.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

184 On the subject of baked garlic nuggets, at the Austin airport a few weeks ago I ran across “gator toes”, made in Georgetown Texas. As far as I can tell, they are literally deep-fried garlic cloves.

Not saying they were worth airport prices, but they were good.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (EXyHK)

***

So you're the dude I sat behind on the plane!
My eyes are still watering.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (2WIwB)

185 162 99 https://tinyurl.com/mttaafux

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:19 PM

Who is "mttaa" and what does he fux?

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM


Apparently, tinyurl has developed a Moron sense of humor.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (HlyYF)

186 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (Wmg4n)

Because the Left who has openly partnered with Islam feels they can do so unapologetically now.

Of course they always hated Jews. Hence their problem with whites, the rich, and my favorite.... the "bankers". Get it?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (rUi6v)

187 When I do additives, I'll start with cheddar cheese and jalapenos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)


Have you tried different flours? Rye flour is fantastic. My go-to is about 15% Rye.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (n9ltV)

188 Nude Pete Hegseth

'ettes are going to be very disappointed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That's the only reason I clicked on this post. Yeah, disappointed once again!

I was taken in by Megan last year and used to enjoy watching her podcasts. I don't know what happened to her or if it was always just an act to lure people to her podcast but shit girl, you now disgust me. Tucker, and his always horrible little giggle, is just mentally ill and is being funded/controlled by someone or something.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (oiNtH)

189 The good news is that Tucker has now completely discredited himself now with all but the most loony.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

190 In medieval Christian Europe, including within parts of Catholic culture, Jews were often demonized and accused of dark, mystical influence over society.

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If you've got the Ark Of The Covenant, you might as well use it!

/Sheesh, haven't you guys seen Raiders Of The Lost Ark?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (dRuCt)

191 133.

Wet Brain is a syndrome caused by chronic end-stage alcoholism. It lowers the IQ and changes the personality permanently.

"Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome, commonly known as "wet brain," is a serious brain disorder caused by a deficiency of thiamine (vitamin B1), often associated with chronic alcohol misuse and malnutrition."

It is horrible to witness. I have "lost" many family members to it long before they actually die from liver disease.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (lwaVS)

192 So you're the dude I sat behind on the plane!

Could be, could be!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:36 PM (EXyHK)

193 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

Because support for Israel was fairly bipartisan until recently.

Remember the left's alliance with Islamism really only dates to post-9/11.

And during the WoT Israel was a secondary player anyway. But now? The US is closely allied with them and working together and the left is working hand and glove with the Islamists.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

194 "Why does it always seem to be
Me lookin' at Jews, Jews lookin' at me --
It's always the same,
It's just a shame, that's all . . ."

Posted by: Tucker "Phil Collins" Carlson at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (wzUl9)

195 182 Part of it is yuutes rebelling against woke and political correctness. People are like Hitler’sbad? Ok fuck you I like Hitler then.
Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:34 PM (/xVml)

Islam is probably the biggest reason, at least on the left.

For the Groypers, it's jealousy.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (wa/yD)

196 Kelly was recently bragging about her alleged "billions and billions of views". Like McDonalds of past, "billions and billion sold!"

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (GD0B3)

197 Tucker was always shit. That's the thing that's difficult for people to process.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (rUi6v)

Ill say again: he has gone off the rails now, but he was there when the chips were down and was part of the solution (with Musk, Trump) sometimes even more so.

I won't forget that even though he is a piece of shit now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

198 The markets are rising like an Iranian ballistic missile.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (4NO2D)

199 Well, maybe not billions of view, millions of views. she is proud of her work, folks, she is proud of manure she is shoveling.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3)

200 Have you tried different flours? Rye flour is fantastic. My go-to is about 15% Rye.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (n9ltV)

I know you weren't asking me but spelt is awesome. Like a nicer tasting whole wheat. Einkorn is interesting but you don't knead it or develop it much. And it sort of melts in your mouth.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:38 PM (rUi6v)

201 On the subject of baked garlic nuggets, at the Austin airport a few weeks ago I ran across “gator toes”, made in Georgetown Texas. As far as I can tell, they are literally deep-fried garlic cloves.

Not saying they were worth airport prices, but they were good.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:29 PM (EXyHK)

Oh man, Pooky was in heaven at the "Garlic Family Restaurant" in Okinawa. My favorite was the deep-fried garlic mashed potatoes.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 09, 2026 03:38 PM (Wt5PA)

202 >>>Wait'll he finds out they miseducated him about French toast.

Posted by: Ian S.

French toast with butter, maple syrup, and bacon. I may have to make a late breakfast.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 03:38 PM (M9gjJ)

203 Importing millions upon millions of Muslims helped the anti-Semitic resurgence.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (/xVml)

204 It more than a little disturbs me that Carlson's son, Buckley, works as JD Vance's Deputy Comms. Director. Considering what his dad is all about, I believe that I would be asking for a resignation from little Buck. I would trust nothing coming out of that family. Not fair? Tough.

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (oiNtH)

205 187 When I do additives, I'll start with cheddar cheese and jalapenos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

Have you tried different flours? Rye flour is fantastic. My go-to is about 15% Rye.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (n9ltV)

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I did do a whole wheat flower. It was...not a success.

Maybe if I had just used part instead of 100%. That was a mistake.

Right now, I'm just trying to get my mojo back because there were 2-3 loafs in a row that didn't rise very much. It seems to have been the flour I was using to feed the started. Weak, and didn't give much rise.

Last 2 have been solid. I have high hopes for this one. 3 minutes, and I can take the lid off the Dutch oven!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

206 Three a grifter named Scott Ritter, claims
He’s a former CIA analyst.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:28 PM (/xVml)


He also digs little girls, and got caught. He is a convicted sex offender.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (n9ltV)

207 Kelly was recently bragging about her alleged "billions and billions of views". Like McDonalds of past, "billions and billion sold!"
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (GD0B3)
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At least McDonalds could back up their claim.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (Pojtn)

208 "Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?"

For the same reason anti-Western Civilization is out and proud.

Sartre wanted the victims of colonialism to conquer the West and destroy it. For justice.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (qFwJc)

209 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

King Arthur is the gold standard, and has a price to match.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (n9ltV)

210 I think a huge amount of money and influence is coming from Middle Eastern Muslims. I suspect a lot of it is from Iran and we'll see it starting to tail off soon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:33 PM (PYyV9)

Disagree slightly. It seems to be an undercurrent that I never noticed in some quarters. I am not willing to go as far as some and say any gentile is a secret antisemite, but fuck, there does seem to be a lot of it. Just baffling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

211 If you've got the Ark Of The Covenant, you might as well use it!

/Sheesh, haven't you guys seen Raiders Of The Lost Ark?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (dRuCt)

And King Solomons book from 'The Librarian'!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (mP0Kj)

212 112 Imagine the clatter if she and Ann Coulter got drunk and frisky together one night ...

friction would light a fire"

I immediately pictured something along the lines of a Mutual of Omaha documentary series on the Elk rutting season. Complete with the trumpeting.

Posted by: Croaker at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (AUB4U)

213 Oil is now $88 per barrel.

Below Friday's close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

214 Ace: "The Telegraph, itself a simp dhimmi outlet, claims this was just a "mistake" rather than what it actually was, deliberate pro-terrorism propaganda'."
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The Telegraph will not improve after the new owner, Axel Springer, works his 'magic'.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (rj6Yv)

215 209 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

King Arthur is the gold standard, and has a price to match.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (n9ltV)

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We have some of that. Dolley went big on buying a shit ton of flour wherever she could find it recently.

She keeps thinking the world is going to end, so we have stocked up on a lot of stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

216 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:31 PM (Wmg4n)


The correlation between meeting my horrid older sister and being an anti-Semite is close to 1.

It explains my anti-Semitism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (n9ltV)

217 Pooky was in heaven at the "Garlic Family Restaurant" in Okinawa. My favorite was the deep-fried garlic mashed potatoes.

That would be hard to pass up.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (EXyHK)

218 The Muslims did a great job propaganda wise with Gaza. They got an entire generation to believe Israel killed a trillion kids in Gaza for fun.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (/xVml)

219 If this clip is indeed legit, then I think Tucker has gone beyond grifting and shilling to outright pathological mental illness.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

I rather expect ol' Tuck will be settling into a nice, expensive asylum any day now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (I40wl)

220 King Arthur is the gold standard, and has a price to match.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (n9ltV)
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Mrs. F. just finished the boil and now the bagels are in the oven to bake 100% King Arthur.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 03:42 PM (RIvkX)

221 I guess I can accept all the reasons given, but it still feels beyond ugly and I would like for those who are antisemitic to be forced to press the lever that sends them into a volcano.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:42 PM (Wmg4n)

222 Is there any rational explanation for why antisemitism is now out and proud?

I presume because "victim" is the most exalted status now and popular culture wants to mooch off of the claimed "victim"hood of the Palis.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:42 PM (Fs0KI)

223 I really recommend Paul Wegener's two silent Golem flix. Very good.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

224 Wet Brain is a syndrome caused by chronic end-stage alcoholism. It lowers the IQ and changes the personality permanently.

"Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome, commonly known as "wet brain," is a serious brain disorder caused by a deficiency of thiamine (vitamin B1), often associated with chronic alcohol misuse and malnutrition."

It is horrible to witness. I have "lost" many family members to it long before they actually die from liver disease.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:35 PM (lwaVS)

Thank you for the information, even if it is horrifying.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 09, 2026 03:42 PM (Wt5PA)

225 Oil is now $88 per barrel.

Below Friday's close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

But I was assured it would hit $200. Experts said so. Experts man. Those guys are never wrong.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 03:42 PM (/xVml)

226 212.

About as sexy as listening to someone step on a bag of pretzels.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (lwaVS)

227 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

Pro-tip: Don't believe the 1:1:1 feeding methods. It's a scam to get you to use tons of flour, and it doesn't work as well as other methods.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (n9ltV)

228 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

Making your starter strong like ox with a few regular feeds and then using it at its peak of the final feed of your leaven is the key.

Also I keep mine on the counter but it's a little more work.

Also I recommend "backing up" your well fed starter. Flatten some on parchment, let it dry for four or five hours , then crumble it into something airtight. Stick in freezer and it will last longer than the freezer and longer than you. If you ever kill your starter (been known to happen 👀 you just take some out, crumble it up and feed it regularly with flour and water and it comes back within a few days.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (rUi6v)

229 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Pass, you would not.

Posted by: Hebrew School Gandalf at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (yFLFB)

230 The markets are rising like an Iranian ballistic missile.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (4NO2D)


Mullahs risin'. Gotta keep on risin'

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (2WIwB)

231 224.
You are most welcome.

There, but for the Grace of God, go I.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (lwaVS)

232 We know Iran's Navy is mort and I believe after this weekend, that goes for their Air Force as well. What's left?

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (oiNtH)

233 It's a cooking thread. It's a movie thread. It's a religion thread!

Posted by: This place at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (DbmxP)

234 I won't forget that even though he is a piece of shit now.

Yeah Tucker was useful and solid for a while, on Fox. He was asking the questions and getting stuff focused on that others were not. I especially remember him destroying guys like Kurt Eichenwald of the tentacle fixation who showed up with a big notebook and was just deer in the headlights the whole time.

It seems to be an undercurrent that I never noticed in some quarters.

Oh its been around underground forever, and probably will never leave us. But its being enormously promoted and infests the Democrat Party in a way it never did before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (PYyV9)

235
The correlation between meeting my horrid older sister and being an anti-Semite is close to 1.

It explains my anti-Semitism.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March

I think we should hate her because she is horrid, and probably illogical, and maybe even dresses badly. With bad shoes. All legit reasons.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (Wmg4n)

236
I grew up naive, a quarter of my elementary school was Jewish and it was literally a seen as a Catholic / Methodist / Congregationalist distinction.

I also watched Kirk Douglas, Paul Newman, Frank Sinatra and even the Duke pound out pro Israeli movies in that era; I'm genuinely surprised to see the level of anti-semitism around today.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (Y8DZL)

237 227 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

Pro-tip: Don't believe the 1:1:1 feeding methods. It's a scam to get you to use tons of flour, and it doesn't work as well as other methods.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (n9ltV)

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What's the ratio you use?

I keep mine refrigerated unless I'm using them now. Then it's a feeding to wake it up, and then a feeding to use at the peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

238 King Arthur is the gold standard, and has a price to match.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (n9ltV)

Try Bob's Red Mill for a nice surprise. I think it tastes better than KA.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (rUi6v)

239 The correlation between meeting my horrid older sister and being an anti-Semite is close to 1.

It explains my anti-Semitism.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 09, 2026 03:41 PM (n9ltV)

Lol. It is odd. I never heard anything really about Jews growing up. Even Mammaw and Pappaw who would drop the occasional N bomb never said anything like that. On mom's side, I got the feeling Grandma grew up with Jewish friends (OG NYC catholic) because she used a remarkable amount of what I later found out were Jewish words/slang.

Its (antisemitism) just a world I was never exposed to and like so many other things, I assumed it was the same for everyone so it is baffling to me now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)

240 228 Also I recommend "backing up" your well fed starter. Flatten some on parchment, let it dry for four or five hours , then crumble it into something airtight. Stick in freezer and it will last longer than the freezer and longer than you. If you ever kill your starter (been known to happen 👀 you just take some out, crumble it up and feed it regularly with flour and water and it comes back within a few days.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (rUi6v)

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This....seems like sound advice. I shall do so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

241 Kangmin Lee is on a roll, he jumped into some thread on immigration and one Mohammed Shoaib when with "but your president is a child rapist"

Lee's response? "Bro you are named after a child rapist"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

242 I am not willing to go as far as some and say any gentile is a secret antisemite, but fuck, there does seem to be a lot of it. Just baffling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

Consider, if you will, the number and variety of Baptist Churches just in Wasilla, not to mention Palmer. Honestly, if Baptists can't get along well enough with each other to consolidate, how can we predict how the average Christian thinks about Jews?

I'm only being slightly sarcastic here.

I have no idea how anyone can just hate a group of people with whom they hardly interact. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (I40wl)

243 It more than a little disturbs me that Carlson's son, Buckley, works as JD Vance's Deputy Comms. Director.
Posted by: Cheri

I find the name "Buckley Carlson" to be more than a little disturbing. Could there be a more WASP-y name?

I assume that he was named after William F.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

244 Hey! It's also a futures thread.

Posted by: Brent Crude at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (DbmxP)

245 Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:42 PM (Fs0KI)

I think it's more that they've been dying to mainstream their Jew hate and palis give them the excuse.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (rUi6v)

246 The markets are rising like an Iranian ballistic missile.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:37 PM (4NO2D)


Mullahs risin'. Gotta keep on risin'
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 03:43 PM (2WIwB)

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It's another Taqqiya Sunrise ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (dRuCt)

247 $84.

Down 6% from Friday.

Some people bet big on oil going to $200. Some people are getting foreclosed by the end of the month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

248 King Arthur is the gold standard, and has a price to match.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (n9ltV)
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Well I didn't vote for yeh.

Posted by: Peasant Woman at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (Pojtn)

249 Is it bad that every time I hear about all the Jewish Sorcery and mystical powers and whatnot it makes me more and more want to get in on it?

I'm a country-style Baptist. All I got are some good fried chicken and potato salad recipes. Feel kind of left out.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (lwaVS)

250 Back in the before time, many Dems became disillusioned with the party's policy vis-a-vis the USSR, so they joined Reagan and Rs for a bit. That was a version of conservative foreign policy, but they were still left on social issues. Now we have the opposite, lefties like Cucker, and assorted Gen X (?) and alpha wokesters joining Trump. They were unhappy about masks and being singled out in high school for being white males, males in womens' sports, etc. But they are insular, and at times isolationist retards when it comes to foreign policy , because to many of them the world began in 1995. Lefties, all of them. I don't care if they ranted agains masks, or vaccines or boys playing on girls sports. They are allies of convenience, unreliable and we should not entertain their whims.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (GD0B3)

251 *Taqiyya

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (dRuCt)

252 Me-Again Kelly just nods along with this. She has no questions about Jewish mind-control sorcery being "real."

Th is happens a LOT on TV interviews I've seen. I think its partly why people like Joe Rogan. He listens to and believes a lot of daffy stuff but if he hears something really crazy he will actually challenge people on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:47 PM (PYyV9)

253 Wow! Carlson has turned into a bona fide flake. Somebody must have gotten to him--either with a lot of money as incentive to run full crazy, or they simply slipped lsd in his food.

Posted by: -DC at March 09, 2026 03:47 PM (i3jTa)

254 The ONE thing the left and the "far right" totally agree on is hating Jews, and apparently for the same reason. It's the only place the parties truly meet (that and "the other guy is voting against his self interest"). Guess it's just the way it is.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:47 PM (rUi6v)

255 It's a cooking thread. It's a movie thread. It's a religion thread!
Posted by: This place

BOOBS!!

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

256 I think we should hate her because she is horrid, and probably illogical, and maybe even dresses badly. With bad shoes. All legit reasons.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (Wmg4n)


Dumb. Nasty. A sleazy thief.

But "dumb" is the dominating descriptor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (n9ltV)

257 254 The ONE thing the left and the "far right" totally agree on is hating Jews, and apparently for the same reason. It's the only place the parties truly meet (that and "the other guy is voting against his self interest"). Guess it's just the way it is.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:47 PM (rUi6v)

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The "far right who hate Jews" are all admitted socialists, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

258 233 It's a cooking thread. It's a movie thread. It's a religion thread!
Posted by: This place at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (DbmxP)

You forgot boobs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (I40wl)

259 256 Dumb. Nasty. A sleazy thief.

But "dumb" is the dominating descriptor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (n9ltV)

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Yeah, but how's her sourdough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

260 Most of the younger leftists are ignorant of the history of antisemitism. Given the lefts "alliance" with Islam the younger leftists are listening to the muzzies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (qBBPl)

261 All I got are some good fried chicken and potato salad recipes. Feel kind of left out.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:46 PM (lwaVS)


I'll trade you some fried chicken for the keys to the weather machine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 09, 2026 03:49 PM (n9ltV)

262 Is it bad that every time I hear about all the Jewish Sorcery and mystical powers and whatnot it makes me more and more want to get in on it?

This is one aspect about magic I want to write about some day. Women love power and they would go absolutely nuts for wizards. I don't mean all women, but the kind who go gaga over a movie star or a guy with money would go crazy for someone who can manipulate reality.

But for a wizard, is endless nookie really that much of a temptation? Maybe for weak or young ones but you'd grow out of it pretty soon if you can literally make the world do what you want.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:49 PM (PYyV9)

263 I think we should hate her because she is horrid, and probably illogical, and maybe even dresses badly. With bad shoes. All legit reasons.

Chicks. Always about the shoes.

(Kidding! Don't hate me. Please.)

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:49 PM (Fs0KI)

264 You forgot boobs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (I40wl)

I NEVER forget boobs.

*lights a candle and pours one out for boobs*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

265 This....seems like sound advice. I shall do so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

I'm full of it.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (rUi6v)

266 so that one Young Terrorist who lives in Middletown Bucks? in the $2million house?

his parents run a popeyes

I had no idea that paid so well!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)

267 $81

Damn...

I mean, this will reverse, but it's hilarious to see.

"Trump shouldn't have done the war because oil is going up!"

*oil crashes 10% from Friday*

What's the narrative now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

268 261.

Might be worth it.
My wife has tried every type of curling iron and still can't get death rays to shoot out of her hair.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (lwaVS)

269 This is sort of unfair. Clearly I went to the wrong Hebrew school, because I didn't learn a damned thing about sorcery and mind control.

How about Sharks? Were the kids taught anything about training sharks?

Posted by: JOHNNY CASTLE at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (yYs4P)

270 I imagine these influencers are getting paid big bucks to spew. It's hard to think that a dozen (or more) so-called "conservatives" went batshit crazy all about the same time.

It's like the Matrix, but sucks.

And with Iran lobbing missiles and drones at everyone within reach, including Qatar, you'd think the Qataris would have a little more introspection on the power structure unfolding in the Middle East.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (jtM2q)

271 It seems Tucker has two primary goals:

1) undermine President Trump’s agenda

2) divide America from within


Surely step three, much like the underpants gnomes, must be "Profit." But who's paying for this nonsense? It can't JUST be views from Groypers and other antisemitic retards.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 09, 2026 03:51 PM (JCZqz)

272 You forgot boobs.

I want to be marked down a pro-boob.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:51 PM (PYyV9)

273 Is it bad that every time I hear about all the Jewish Sorcery and mystical powers and whatnot it makes me more and more want to get in on it?

Right? The more I hear about Jewish spells and space lasers and sharks and golems and weather machines, the more attractive Judaism sounds.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG)

274 270 I imagine these influencers are getting paid big bucks to spew. It's hard to think that a dozen (or more) so-called "conservatives" went batshit crazy all about the same time.

It's like the Matrix, but sucks.

And with Iran lobbing missiles and drones at everyone within reach, including Qatar, you'd think the Qataris would have a little more introspection on the power structure unfolding in the Middle East.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (jtM2q)

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If X is paying by engagement, and if bots are inflating anti-Semetic content, then it pays on X to be anti-Semetic.

Well, the first if is a fact. X does pay on that. The second if is still an if, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

275 his parents run a popeyes

I had no idea that paid so well!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)

Spinach is considered a super food now.

Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at March 09, 2026 03:52 PM (45/dC)

276 But for a wizard, is endless nookie really that much of a temptation? Maybe for weak or young ones but you'd grow out of it pretty soon if you can literally make the world do what you want.

In most fantasy settings it takes a long time to get powerful, so you'd be an older man...maybe even a lich.

So...likely not.

Warhammer's take on this is probably the most interesting - people who get a little too into magic risk being corrupted by Tzeentch the chaos god of magic, knowledge, and betrayal.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

277 262.

"Two chicks at the same time." - Neighbor Lawrence, Secret Jewish Sorcerer

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (lwaVS)

278 It's hilarious. While I support the modern state of Israel and their God-given right to the land, I am not a dispensationalist. Building a Third Temple? LOL

Does that make me an anti-semite?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (qFwJc)

279 What are the chances that China, in addition to bad actors like Qatar is subsidizing the red-green alliance?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (GD0B3)

280 "Trump shouldn't have done the war because oil is going up!"

*oil crashes 10% from Friday*

What's the narrative now?


Trump wants to starve little brown Arab kids!

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (Fs0KI)

281 273 Is it bad that every time I hear about all the Jewish Sorcery and mystical powers and whatnot it makes me more and more want to get in on it?

Right? The more I hear about Jewish spells and space lasers and sharks and golems and weather machines, the more attractive Judaism sounds.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG)

Well, I consider that Catholics have two fasting days, while Jews have one....

But then there's that bacon issue. And shrimp.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (I40wl)

282 Posted by: Israel Is Always Right at March 09, 2026 03:52 PM (WkrbI)

Tucker? Is that you?

Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (45/dC)

283 "Two chicks at the same time."

What! You got two dicks?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (qFwJc)

284 277 Warhammer's take on this is probably the most interesting - people who get a little too into magic risk being corrupted by Tzeentch the chaos god of magic, knowledge, and betrayal.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

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All I know about Warhammer is that I'm well on the way to unifying the Empire, and that fucking Chaos God showed up with way too many armies to the northeast.

Dammit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

285 I am not willing to go as far as some and say any gentile is a secret antisemite, but fuck, there does seem to be a lot of it. Just baffling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)


There are Jewish antisemites and gentile antisemites. I think it's another symptom of the current widespread mental illness phenomenon. Anything God approves is actively opposed by elements of the culture.

I do not personally know any antisemites except maybe one guy who sounds like he is under the influence of the Tucker contingent. (He told me Jews in Israel hate and mistreat Christians.) But then, in my social circles people know that admitting racist or antisemitic thoughts would not be well-received. So perhaps some are secretly antisemitic.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (FMtrg)

286 275.

If you build a school where you launch missiles, you're gonna have a bad time.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (lwaVS)

287 Trump wants to starve little brown Arab kids!
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (Fs0KI)

Persians aren't Arabs....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:54 PM (I40wl)

288 We only have two fasting days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

289 236
I grew up naive, a quarter of my elementary school was Jewish and it was literally a seen as a Catholic / Methodist / Congregationalist distinction.

I also watched Kirk Douglas, Paul Newman, Frank Sinatra and even the Duke pound out pro Israeli movies in that era; I'm genuinely surprised to see the level of anti-semitism around today.
Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 03:44 PM (Y8DZL)

My elementary school was around 75% Jewish, and even though I got mercilessly picked on, I still would never stand with Groypers or Islamists or support their attacks on Israel.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:54 PM (wa/yD)

290 Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. Everything else is optional.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (qFwJc)

291 All I know about Warhammer is that I'm well on the way to unifying the Empire, and that fucking Chaos God showed up with way too many armies to the northeast.

Dammit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm kicking Chaos butt in my Ungrim Ironfist campaign. With the help of my buddy Karl Franz.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Pojtn)

292 I imagine these influencers are getting paid big bucks to spew. It's hard to think that a dozen (or more) so-called "conservatives" went batshit crazy all about the same time.

Certain events will reveal, unmask people. Every pro-MAGA person who is leftist socially eventually goes full leftist, its inevitable.

But I think a very powerful influence that is overlooked here is that a lot of people grew up believing that every and any involvement in the middle east instantly and permanently can ONLY EVER result in boots on the ground in a forever war. Its always a quagmire, always a mistake, always ends in ruin. That is the only template they understand so they freak out and panic when something like this takes place.

Remember Trump bombing Syria in his first term? The bombing of the Nuke facility in Iran last year? Both times the same screams of WORLD WAR TWO FOREVER WAR REGIME CHANGE MISTAKE WE'RE ALL DOOMED THE DRAFT IS STARTING UP were screamed by the same usual suspects.

None of them ever admitted they were not just wrong but idiotically hysterical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (PYyV9)

293 It more than a little disturbs me that Carlson's son, Buckley, works as JD Vance's Deputy Comms. Director.
Posted by: Cheri

I wonder if he is not aligned with his dad. Js mom is a liberal - until it comes time to discuss socialism and the potential that she may not end up a have in such circumstances, and J is absolutely not liberal. My mom thought she was a democrat, I am obviously not. Though my mom could not really articulate a dem policy position outside of a soundbite from Facebook and my stepfather is very, very conservative. My dad is as well, so my mom being a dem was kind of funny.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Wmg4n)

294 Posted by: no one of any consequence

Herod's temple is considered essentially a third temple, since he rebuilt so much of Zerubbabel's temple.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)

295 Posted by: Israel Is Always Right at March 09, 2026 03:52 PM (WkrbI)

—————-

Well, bless your heart.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (u73oe)

296 Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. Everything else is optional.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (qFwJc)

Huh. Not at my house growing up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

297 277 Warhammer's take on this is probably the most interesting - people who get a little too into magic risk being corrupted by Tzeentch the chaos god of magic, knowledge, and betrayal.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

That said, the left obviously aligns more with Slannesh.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (wa/yD)

298 It's pretty easy to find an antisemite in Arkansas when you try to register at a Marriott. At least for me.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (rj6Yv)

299 289 We only have two fasting days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

We also have days of abstinence, but only Ash Wednesday and Good Friday require fasting.

No harm in doing more.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (I40wl)

300 292 I'm kicking Chaos butt in my Ungrim Ironfist campaign. With the help of my buddy Karl Franz.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Pojtn)

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I just got Attila: TOTAL WAR for free last week (Rome II is free on Thursday through Prime), so I'm tempted between trying to finish out the Warhammer campaign or just trying to see if I can survive the Hun invasions as the Western Roman Empire in Attila.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

301 264 You forgot boobs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:48 PM (I40wl)

I NEVER forget boobs.
*lights a candle and pours one out for boobs*
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I searched for boobs having whisky poured on them, and found this article from 2012:

G-Spirits launches liquor line poured over models’ breasts before bottling
G-Spirits, a German liquor company, has launched a line of spirits that have been poured over a naked model’s breasts. The mammary marketing is designed to create buzz.

I'd share pictures, but no one would believe me...actually, there website is inactive. How could they lose money with THAT combo?!?!?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (JCZqz)

302 All I know about Warhammer is that I'm well on the way to unifying the Empire, and that fucking Chaos God showed up with way too many armies to the northeast.


Empire infantry suck. You need to find a way to keep his infantry busy while you hit them with gunpower/artillery units and flank them with your superior cavalry.

Best bet is set up on the highground and hide your cav in the woods.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

303 "This is one aspect about magic I want to write about some day. Women love power and they would go absolutely nuts for wizards. I don't mean all women, but the kind who go gaga over a movie star or a guy with money would go crazy for someone who can manipulate reality.

But for a wizard, is endless nookie really that much of a temptation? Maybe for weak or young ones but you'd grow out of it pretty soon if you can literally make the world do what you want.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:49 PM"

+++

Tell us more about the Endless Nookie part.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (DbmxP)

304 *oil crashes 10% from Friday*

What's the narrative now?


THE USA BOMBED A SCHOOL AND LITTLE KIDS ARE DEAD!!!!1!1!!!
--every news outlet and leftist today

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (PYyV9)

305 The weather machine or the time machine...

I just can't decide. I'll put money on the time machine because the weather is pretty nice right now at 42deg in March.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (M9gjJ)

306 I don't get this insult.

I don't quite understand it either, possibly related to the "waterhead" insult.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:27 PM (PYyV9)
_____

"Wet brain" is a serious mental illness and impairment. I assume that's what was meant.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade



Zippy the Pinhead
Pepper the Pinhead from American Horror Story.

Micro encephalitis.

Talk about running down internet rabbit holes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (oKJ0C)

307 I'm not a smart man, but I never bet against God's Home Team.

Hating any large groups of people is wrong. Everyone deserves to be hated on an individual basis.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (lwaVS)

308 292 All I know about Warhammer is that I'm well on the way to unifying the Empire, and that fucking Chaos God showed up with way too many armies to the northeast.

Dammit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:53 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm kicking Chaos butt in my Ungrim Ironfist campaign. With the help of my buddy Karl Franz.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Pojtn)

Blood for the Blood God! Warhammers version of 'Death to America'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (mP0Kj)

309 294 I wonder if he is not aligned with his dad. Js mom is a liberal - until it comes time to discuss socialism and the potential that she may not end up a have in such circumstances, and J is absolutely not liberal. My mom thought she was a democrat, I am obviously not. Though my mom could not really articulate a dem policy position outside of a soundbite from Facebook and my stepfather is very, very conservative. My dad is as well, so my mom being a dem was kind of funny.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (Wmg4n)

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My sister, the prison abolitionist who started a union at her public defender job, is just like my father, the establishment, academic, Republican, and my mother, the TERF radical and libertarian-leaning conservative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

310 297 Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. Everything else is optional.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (qFwJc)

Huh. Not at my house growing up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

Maundy Thursday?

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (wa/yD)

311 "Huh. Not at my house growing up."

Me neither. I remember starving on Holy Saturday.

"blessed" Vatican 2 relaxed things. "For the help of the modern man."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (qFwJc)

312 297 Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. Everything else is optional.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (qFwJc)

Huh. Not at my house growing up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

The disciplines changed a bit after V-II. There used to be Ember Days and Rogation Days, and those required various acts of mortification. The old calendar actually made more sense to me than the current one, and you are certainly free to observe the various old fasts, but they are no longer required.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (I40wl)

313 Persians aren't Arabs....

No but most of the ones whose oil is getting out to market are.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (Fs0KI)

314 ‘Toxic indoctrination’: Dept. of War cuts fellowships at 13 ‘elite’ universities

The 13 universities include Harvard, St Louis University, Tufts, Georgetown, William and Mary, Middlebury, Brown, Carnegie Mellon, Columbia, Yale, Princeton, George Washington University, The Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and Yaleaccording to the memo.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

315
My understanding Iranian people are by and large relatively well-informed and sophisticated. If BBC Persian language has lied like this now, they've probably done it before. They probably already don't trust the BBC

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (hZ1gu)

316 Wow.. DOW down 700 this morning up 200 now

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (VE6XX)

317 I'd share pictures, but no one would believe me...actually, there website is inactive. How could they lose money with THAT combo?!?!?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (JCZqz)

Probably didn't stay abreast of the market.

Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (45/dC)

318 303 Empire infantry suck. You need to find a way to keep his infantry busy while you hit them with gunpower/artillery units and flank them with your superior cavalry.

Best bet is set up on the highground and hide your cav in the woods.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

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Dear lord does that Empire infantry suck. I know. So many battles where they've just...collapsed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

319 *oil crashes 10% from Friday*

What's the narrative now?

THE USA BOMBED A SCHOOL AND LITTLE KIDS ARE DEAD!!!!1!1!!!
--every news outlet and leftist today
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


SWEET! Bomb 4 more and make it drop another 40%!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (oKJ0C)

320 THE USA BOMBED A SCHOOL AND LITTLE KIDS ARE DEAD!!!!1!1!!!
--every news outlet and leftist today
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (PYyV9)

Uh, is this a new school bombing, because Iran admitted they did it a couple days ago...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (mP0Kj)

321 That said, the left obviously aligns more with Slannesh.
Posted by: XTC

I dunno...I've definitely seen signs of Nurgle's corruption on many of them. And they often seem Khorne possessed when they're told "no," or see ICE.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

322 It more than a little disturbs me that Carlson's son, Buckley, works as JD Vance's Deputy Comms. Director.

There are a couple things about JD that give me pause, but there's like 40 things that made me concerned about Trump so, we'll see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (PYyV9)

323 Lawsuit. Slander.Inciting terror.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (WONhk)

324 We also have days of abstinence, but only Ash Wednesday and Good Friday require fasting.

No harm in doing more.
Posted by: tcn in AK

The Presbyterian Church that I used to attend had this thing where they'd have a soup dinner on Ash Wednesday. Don't know where that came from.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

325 309 Blood for the Blood God! Warhammers version of 'Death to America'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 03:58 PM (mP0Kj)

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By Sigmar, we will prevail!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

326 That footage the Post was pushing looked kinda suspicious.

I'm no AI expert. So, I am waiting for confirmation on the source of the ordnance that actually hit the school.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 04:00 PM (l9aEn)

327 Lovely snowy day here. I guess I will add my two cents, if only to provide my perspective.

BBC should be sued again. The sooner it loses its ability to disseminate lies, the better.

I rarely watch TC. I watched his interview with Putin and his interview with Calley Means because I wanted to hear what his guests had to say. I don't know why he has such a big name, but I am glad I learned from those interviews.

I've seen even less of CO. I watched her interview of a survivor from the USS Liberty attack. I am glad that interview is available because 1) I had no knowledge of the attack and 2) I prefer to get information as close to the source as possible.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:00 PM (RkOfE)

328 Nude Pete Hegseth

'ettes are going to be very disappointed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:06 PM (PYyV9)

Just the thought is enough.

He's so dreamy.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 04:00 PM (lCppi)

329 I wonder if he is not aligned with his dad. Js mom is a liberal - until it comes time to discuss socialism and the potential that she may not end up a have in such circumstances, and J is absolutely not liberal.

==

I wonder...it's one thing to think, for example, that Dems always care about the little people and Republicans do not, vs. Jews are vile creatures, holocaust is a lie, and they have no ties to Jerusalem, etc. One is like wine, the other is like crack and is addictive.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (GD0B3)

330 I just got Attila: TOTAL WAR for free last week (Rome II is free on Thursday through Prime), so I'm tempted between trying to finish out the Warhammer campaign or just trying to see if I can survive the Hun invasions as the Western Roman Empire in Attila.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
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I managed to maintain the Western Empire (Normal/Normal difficulty), but it was tough. Until Attila dies, the armies just keep spawning. Also, beware the climate change events. The weather gets gradually worse and worse and your farms less productive. You really need to pay attention to what type of farm produces what at the different fertility levels.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (Pojtn)

331 Uh, is this a new school bombing, because Iran admitted they did it a couple days ago...

Yeah its a new one. There is some debate about whether it was one of our missiles this time again, though. Expert analysis suggests it was an Iranian missile but the image is grainy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (PYyV9)

332 THE USA BOMBED A SCHOOL AND LITTLE KIDS ARE DEAD!!!!1!1!!!

The current modified limited hangout is "The USA bombed near a school so we blame them for the school too even though we don't actually know that."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (Fs0KI)

333 WOAH 🚨 Michigan Democrats are putting dead voters BACK ON the voter rolls after they are removed

After the dead people are added back, THEY ARE MAILED BALLOTS

Michigan Rep Rachelle Smit “I took off a dead voter in my township and guess what? That dead voter was put back on”

“There was a family member who at one point was registered at my in-laws home, and that family member had died nearly 20 years prior. They were put on the rolls at 2020. They were mailed voter application ballots without the authorization”

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (RHGPo)

334 What's the narrative now?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (Kt19C)

335 So is the Strait open because the Iranians no longer have the ability to target the tankers?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (VdiIA)

336 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (A7+oG)

337 Unconditional surrender not on the table anymore?

Posted by: GigantorX at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (kDjSi)

338 Persian women give Jewish women a good battle for who is prettiest.

LOL. They both grow mustaches as they get older.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc)

339 331 I managed to maintain the Western Empire (Normal/Normal difficulty), but it was tough. Until Attila dies, the armies just keep spawning. Also, beware the climate change events. The weather gets gradually worse and worse and your farms less productive. You really need to pay attention to what type of farm produces what at the different fertility levels.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (Pojtn)

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I played through the prologue.

And then I got face to face with the opening map. It's so...big. And you have so few armies. And you're told, up front, that you should start abandoning the outer territories.

It's such a reversal from normal Total War. I had to process it before I could start.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

340 Among 1,500 casualties, UNICEF reports that 180 are children. Of these, 168 were killed by Islamic Republic missile strikes. Even if the remaining child deaths were caused by US/Israeli attacks, that would still be less than 1% of the total. So the 30% claim is baseless.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

341 “I don't see a path to de-escalation,” - Jim Cramer

That's it. Wars over. Total victory shortly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (abIsI)

342 Ah. There was some "seizing" on the "mistake" by "pro-Israel media campaigners."

Whew! At least there was no pouncing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (0sNs1)

343 I saw Wernicke–Korsakoff open for Yo Yo Ma at Carnegie Hall in '87.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (hI4qF)

344 318 I'd share pictures, but no one would believe me...actually, there website is inactive. How could they lose money with THAT combo?!?!?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (JCZqz)

Probably didn't stay abreast of the market.
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at March 09, 2026 03:59 PM
+++++

What a titillating idea.

Posted by: Boob thread! at March 09, 2026 04:03 PM (DbmxP)

345 326.

"Take it like a man, Guardsman!" - obligatory WH40K Imperial Guard quote

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:03 PM (lwaVS)

346 333 THE USA BOMBED A SCHOOL AND LITTLE KIDS ARE DEAD!!!!1!1!!!

The current modified limited hangout is "The USA bombed near a school so we blame them for the school too even though we don't actually know that."
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 04:01 PM (Fs0KI)

It's a war.. Shit happens.. Keep your kids home....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

347 Greta Van Susteren is our Walter Cronkite.

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 04:03 PM (ehY6c)

348 The current modified limited hangout is "The USA bombed near a school so we blame them for the school too even though we don't actually know that."

CNN (in Iran only because they have an agreement with the government -- remember their Iraq coverage an agreement?) literally reported breathlessly about how the US keeps hitting targets near hospitals and schools!

None of them stopped to think why Iran's government deliberately built military targets next to these areas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:04 PM (PYyV9)

349 Wowza. Wait until the commies learn about Dresden.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:04 PM (lwaVS)

350 Empire infantry suck. You need to find a way to keep his infantry busy while you hit them with gunpower/artillery units and flank them with your superior cavalry.

Best bet is set up on the highground and hide your cav in the woods.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)
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Nuln Ironsides FTW. And Bretonnia's infantry suck even worse than the Empire's.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 04:04 PM (Pojtn)

351 So is the Strait open because the Iranians no longer have the ability to target the tankers?
Posted by: 2009Refugee


Unless their destroyers automagically turned into submarines, no.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:04 PM (oKJ0C)

352 None of them ever admitted they were not just wrong but idiotically hysterical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:55 PM (PYyV9)

Did Pravda ever retract their stories?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:04 PM (rUi6v)

353 The son of the former Ayatollah who recently met his end, Mojtaba Khamenei, has been reportedly WOUNDED shortly after assuming the role of Supreme Leader of Iran. At this time it is unknown if the new Ayatollah is severely wounded or merely "John Kerry wounded."

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:04 PM (RHGPo)

354 “I don't see a path to de-escalation,” - Jim Cramer

That's it. Wars over. Total victory shortly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (abIsI)
======

Any word from Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman?

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 04:05 PM (rj6Yv)

355 Amy Mek @AmyMek

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD MOLE INSIDE THE U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT?

Meet Jomana Qaddour - the Senior Syria Advisor at the U.S. State Department, helping shape America’s policy toward Syria after the fall of Assad.

But her background raises serious national security questions and a need for better vetting at the US State Department.

Qaddour was educated at the Islamic School of Greater Kansas City, run by Hamed Ghazali, a Muslim Brotherhood operative we previously exposed who is named in the Brotherhood’s infamous 1991 “Explanatory Memorandum.”

That document openly described the Brotherhood’s mission in America as:

“Civilization Jihad” - sabotaging Western civilization from within.

X: https://bit.ly/4b9KUD7

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 04:05 PM (P5BPp)

356 It's a war.. Shit happens.. Keep your kids home

Imagine the coverage these jackasses would give WW2

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:05 PM (PYyV9)

357 LOL. They both grow mustaches as they get older.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I don't see a mustache on Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 09, 2026 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

358 339 LOL. They both grow mustaches as they get older.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc)

Why be surprised with the mustache later when you could just marry an El Salvadoran woman and get the mustache NOW?

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04:05 PM (wa/yD)

359 There are Jewish antisemites and gentile antisemites. I think it's another symptom of the current widespread mental illness phenomenon. Anything God approves is actively opposed by elements of the culture.

I do not personally know any antisemites except maybe one guy who sounds like he is under the influence of the Tucker contingent. (He told me Jews in Israel hate and mistreat Christians.) But then, in my social circles people know that admitting racist or antisemitic thoughts would not be well-received. So perhaps some are secretly antisemitic.
Posted by: Emmie
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Well put. Some of it comes from online crap from manipulators and muzzies from Tik Tok, X, etc. that makes it okay to hate Jews and some from our societal leading lights using euphemisms.

And a fair chunk of people are always looking for a group to blame for their own problems. Go to tech circles, it is more hatred of dot Indians right now for example. For those in urban areas, it is often about teh blacks.

People have tribalism built into their bones and it makes it easy to blame whatever outside group--Californian expats for example, for what we see around us like rising house prices and taxes.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

360 LOL. They both grow mustaches as they get older.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


Turkish women have entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

361 Total War: Medieval III is supposedly in development.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)

362 Soup dinner sounds fine. Catholic fasting is not a total fast. It's one normal meal and two others that add up to a meal. Abstinence from meat is required on Ash Wednesday, and the Fridays in Lent.

Fasting is not required if you are 60 or over. Abstinence is required no matter how old you are.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (qFwJc)

363 We also have days of abstinence, but only Ash Wednesday and Good Friday require fasting.

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What does the fasting look like? How long? No food? No water?

What do days of abstinence look like?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (RkOfE)

364 357 It's a war.. Shit happens.. Keep your kids home

Imagine the coverage these jackasses would give WW2
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:05 PM (PYyV9)

Could you imagine what the Modern Press would do to Patton?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (mP0Kj)

365 362 Total War: Medieval III is supposedly in development.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)

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It is.

Creative Assembly is being weirdly open about the development. It feels like an indie studio interacting with small dollar investors on Kickstarter, or something.

I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

366 334 WOAH 🚨 Michigan Democrats are putting dead voters BACK ON the voter rolls after they are removed
After the dead people are added back, THEY ARE MAILED BALLOTS
Posted by: SMOD

There may be an innocent explanation; have you needed to visit one of Joclyn Benson's Secretary of Sate offices recently?

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (Y8DZL)

367 *footage of dirty, sad looking child with concerned German soldier comforting him*

"US bombs homes in Dresden in shocking air campaign"
--CNN in 1945

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)

368 Does anybody really think Trump got into this without knowing what's on the line?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (rUi6v)

369 Wowza. Wait until the commies learn about Dresden.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:04 PM (lwaVS)

Dresden. Damn, that shit was unreal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (snZF9)

370 I played through the prologue.

And then I got face to face with the opening map. It's so...big. And you have so few armies. And you're told, up front, that you should start abandoning the outer territories.

It's such a reversal from normal Total War. I had to process it before I could start.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:02 PM (GBKbO)
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I was resigned to abandoning Britain, but, much to my surprise, managed to hang onto it for the whole game.

Yeah when the interim goals are "survive until xxx" you know this is not your father's TW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (Pojtn)

371 Where have you gone, James Taylor?

A lonely Nobel Peace Prize Committee turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)

372 369 Does anybody really think Trump got into this without knowing what's on the line?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (rUi6v)

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Of course.

He's just a big dummy.

Whoops, he got lucky again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

373 354 The son of the former Ayatollah who recently met his end, Mojtaba Khamenei, has been reportedly WOUNDED shortly after assuming the role of Supreme Leader of Iran. At this time it is unknown if the new Ayatollah is severely wounded or merely "John Kerry wounded."
Posted by: SMOD
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Some speculation that Mojtaba died in the initial strikes and that is why the clerics picked him---it was getting demoralizing for the regime and its supporters with all the leadership getting whacked. So pick a guy that is already dead and keep him off stage left becuz mourning and security requirements. Thus, the real leadership might live and fight another day.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

374 The BBC protected me and me raping for years.

Posted by: Jimmy Savile, rapist at March 09, 2026 04:08 PM (/1l9x)

375 >>>Persian women give Jewish women a good battle for who is prettiest.

LOL. They both grow mustaches as they get older.

Posted by: no one of any consequence

>But can they cook? Do their asses get massive?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 04:08 PM (M9gjJ)

376 371 I was resigned to abandoning Britain, but, much to my surprise, managed to hang onto it for the whole game.

Yeah when the interim goals are "survive until xxx" you know this is not your father's TW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (Pojtn)

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Yeah, the opening goal is to survive for 4 years.

4. Years.

I'll probably actually try tonight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

377 *AI footage of German children and mothers in flood waters standing around looking sad*

"Allied forces destroy dams and food supplies in terror attacks on Germany!"
--Twitter account from Iran

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:08 PM (PYyV9)

378 374 Some speculation that Mojtaba died in the initial strikes and that is why the clerics picked him---it was getting demoralizing for the regime and its supporters with all the leadership getting whacked. So pick a guy that is already dead and keep him off stage left becuz mourning and security requirements. Thus, the real leadership might live and fight another day.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

=======

"Can we see the new Supreme Leader please?"

"Infidel! You are a Zionist spy!"

It could work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

379 “I don't see a path to de-escalation,” - Jim Cramer

That's it. Wars over. Total victory shortly.
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lol, this does sound promising!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:09 PM (RkOfE)

380 CNN (in Iran only because they have an agreement with the government -- remember their Iraq coverage an agreement?) literally reported breathlessly about how the US keeps hitting targets near hospitals and schools!

They think the message is "Look how reckless the US military is being" but the message most* normal people will take away is "Look how careful the US military is being."

(* proxy for normal people == me so assume generous error bars)

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 04:09 PM (Fs0KI)

381 369 Does anybody really think Trump got into this without knowing what's on the line?
Posted by: ...
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Modeling assumption error. Under the Dem and NT'er model, Donald can never be knowledgeable nor competent. He will always be the guy watching the Gorilla channel to them. So he has to be ignorant of what it going on in Iran becuz otherwise the mental model of the left and NT'ers shatters.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)

382
So does daylight savings time adversely affect Muslims observing Ramadan from going to Lenten fish frys at St. Adalberts?

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)

383 374 354 The son of the former Ayatollah who recently met his end, Mojtaba Khamenei, has been reportedly WOUNDED shortly after assuming the role of Supreme Leader of Iran. At this time it is unknown if the new Ayatollah is severely wounded or merely "John Kerry wounded."
Posted by: SMOD

Tousi TV which is pretty reliable says he was badly injured and one leg was amputated. He was supposed to speak to the Assembly today but they just put his picture up and an alleged text from him... I watched it... So I'm thinking dead or close to it...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 04:10 PM (D8j9p)

384 A lonely Nobel Peace Prize Committee turns its lonely eyes to you.

The UN is -- for real -- apparently getting very cross with Trump and threatening to Make A Statement

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:10 PM (PYyV9)

385 What do days of abstinence look like?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM


Well, you're not wondering what colour to paint the ceiling.

Posted by: zombie Queen Victoria at March 09, 2026 04:10 PM (0sNs1)

386 382 Modeling assumption error. Under the Dem and NT'er model, Donald can never be knowledgeable nor competent. He will always be the guy watching the Gorilla channel to them. So he has to be ignorant of what it going on in Iran becuz otherwise the mental model of the left and NT'ers shatters.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)

=======

And because he's paying attention to Iran, that means that all efforts at cleaning up elections and deportations have stopped!

It's impossible for different tentacles of the administrative state to do multiple things at once!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

387 Persian women give Jewish women a good battle for who is prettiest.

LOL. They both grow mustaches as they get older.

Posted by: no one of any consequence

>But can they cook? Do their asses get massive?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


*Hispanics have entered the chat

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:10 PM (oKJ0C)

388 Handsome Pete Hegseth exercising ( video):

https://tinyurl.com/2eyr3adm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (PFs9e)

389 What does the fasting look like? How long? No food? No water?

What do days of abstinence look like?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM (RkOfE)

It's pretty easy to fast as a Catholic. No meat, and one small meal plus two small snacks that together might make one small meal. If you are over 60 or pregnant (I assume both of those can't be true at the same time!) you are excused from that requirement.

It used to be just one meal, but it changed after V-II.

Jewish fasting is much more severe, as I understand it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (I40wl)

390 Persian women or Jewish women? Who will make many, many beautiful babies with you?

Yeah, the hips and butt get bigger. LOL. At my age, I don't care.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (qFwJc)

391 Mental illness can happen to anyone.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (rA0VU)

392 Yeah, the opening goal is to survive for 4 years.

4. Years.

I'll probably actually try tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:08 PM (GBKbO)
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Fortify the borders. Destroy nomadic tribes. I hate those guys.

(Although when I played as the Lombards, I just abandoned my initial settlement at the outset and moved the whole tribe to Italy. "Nice place ya got here!")

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (Pojtn)

393 Could you imagine what the Modern Press would do to Patton?
Posted by: Romeo13

The press in 1940s did enough. His career never really recovered after the slappings.

Up to a point, I understand Patton's motivation. But it was a stupid act to slap those guys. Shell shock has been a real thing since at least our Civil War. Battle can affect the mind just as badly as it can the body.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

394 >But can they cook? Do their asses get massive?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Can someone answer please!?!?!?!??

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (JCZqz)

395 Mojtaba ??


"Israeli Foreign Minister Gideon Sa’ar, asked if Mojtaba Khamenei is now a target, replied, “You’ll have to wait and see..."

👀👀

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3)

396 378 *AI footage of German children and mothers in flood waters standing around looking sad*

"Allied forces destroy dams and food supplies in terror attacks on Germany!"
--Twitter account from Iran

.. given the drought in Iran, this has a ironic feel to it

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (RHGPo)

397 "Can we see the new Supreme Leader please?"

"Infidel! You are a Zionist spy!"

It could work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You see something like that in Moon has a Harsh Mistress with the computer Mike using an AI simulacrum Adam Selene as party chair. Made it impossible for the regime to find the party leader as they didn't have a material existence.

With today's AI tech and perhaps a guy dressed up like Khameini Jr. on video with an AI synthesized voice, you might see such a dog and pony act. Or even the whole enchilada in AI, lots of Iranian propaganda AI videos already out there right now.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)

398 Jewish fasting is much more severe, as I understand it.

Muslim fasting is very stringent: two huge meals a day, but skip lunch! How they can possibly survive this unthinkable standard few can comprehend.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (PYyV9)

399 393 Fortify the borders. Destroy nomadic tribes. I hate those guys.

(Although when I played as the Lombards, I just abandoned my initial settlement at the outset and moved the whole tribe to Italy. "Nice place ya got here!")

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (Pojtn)

======

Drag all troops to Rome.

Tax the shit out of every province.

Build armies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

400 Mental illness can happen to anyone.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2026 04:11 PM (rA0VU)

Absolutely. The dems all have it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (snZF9)

401 Missiles flying and a war happening. Time for school, kiddies!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:13 PM (rUi6v)

402 Posted by: whig

Sshh. OPSEC.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 04:13 PM (qFwJc)

403 The UN is -- for real -- apparently getting very cross with Trump and threatening to Make A Statement

Pssh. When they get around to Making A Strongly Worded Statement, then it'll be time for Trump to worry.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (Fs0KI)

404 Jewish fasting is much more severe, as I understand it.
Posted by: tcn in AK

There's one Jewish fast where you can't even drink water for twenty-four hours.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

405 And because he's paying attention to Iran, that means that all efforts at cleaning up elections and deportations have stopped!

Totally unrelated, the FBI seized voting records and ballots from Arizona yesterday.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (PYyV9)

406 386 What do days of abstinence look like?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM

Well, you're not wondering what colour to paint the ceiling.
Posted by: zombie Queen Victoria at March 09, 2026 04:10 PM (0sNs1)

Abstinence just refers to not eating meat. Used to be every Friday, but now only Fridays in Lent.

And a Catholic cannot refuse sex except for a serious reason. Health and exhaustion are serious reasons. I don't wanna is not. You signed up for this when you married.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (I40wl)

407 399 Muslim fasting is very stringent: two huge meals a day, but skip lunch! How they can possibly survive this unthinkable standard few can comprehend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (PYyV9)

Because idiot lefties are easily fooled into thinking that they don't eat at all for the entire month.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (wa/yD)

408 406 And because he's paying attention to Iran, that means that all efforts at cleaning up elections and deportations have stopped!

Totally unrelated, the FBI seized voting records and ballots from Arizona yesterday.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (PYyV9)

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THIS DID NOT HAPPEN BECAUSE TRUMP IS SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON IRAN!

duh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

409 386 What do days of abstinence look like?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:06 PM

Well, you're not wondering what colour to paint the ceiling.
Posted by: zombie Queen Victoria

As a child, I remember hearing this lyric from the Rolling Stones:

And your father’s still perfecting ways
Of making sealing wax


And wondering "what is ceiling wax, and what could you possible need to wax up there?"

Posted by: Young me at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (JCZqz)

410 You know who else grew a mustache?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (rUi6v)

411 And a Catholic cannot refuse sex except for a serious reason. Health and exhaustion are serious reasons. I don't wanna is not. You signed up for this when you married.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Does that go for both men and women?

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

412 405 There's one Jewish fast where you can't even drink water for twenty-four hours.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

12+ hours (ended up being 15 total) without water when I had to get the ultrasound was hard enough.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (wa/yD)

413
Asses Of Unusual Size was one of my best sideshows.

Posted by: P.T. Barnum at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (DbmxP)

414 Mental illness can happen to anyone.

Mental illness DOES happen to everyone. Just like your body gets damaged and sick at times, so does your mind, in this world. Usually its not very dramatic, like stress or fear or depression. Sometimes its worse, like mourning or voting Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (PYyV9)

415 411 You know who else grew a mustache?
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 04:15 PM (rUi6v)

Frank Zappa!

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (wa/yD)

416 This BBC kerfuffle is evidence of habit in trial. So pattern and practice of manipulation of facts impeachs BBC claim of mistake. Admissible

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (rA0VU)

417 Asses Of Unusual Size was one of my best sideshows.

"I don't believe in them"
--Westley

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (PYyV9)

418 Well, you're not wondering what colour to paint the ceiling.
Posted by: zombie Queen Victoria
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Sorry I don't get the reference because I feel like there is some humor there.

And thanks for the info tcn. 😊

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (RkOfE)

419 399 Jewish fasting is much more severe, as I understand it.

Muslim fasting is very stringent: two huge meals a day, but skip lunch! How they can possibly survive this unthinkable standard few can comprehend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:12 PM (PYyV9)

Hilaire Belloc says that Islam is a heresy of Christianity, and his argument is cogent. Islam coopted many parts of both Jewish and Catholic beliefs, and then bastardized them to remove any sense of personal sin. So long as one surrenders to Allah, one is going to enter paradise. Next thing you know, you are boinking nine-year-olds and little boys, along with the occasional goat.

It's a load of crap, but there you go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (I40wl)

420 And a Catholic cannot refuse sex except for a serious reason. Health and exhaustion are serious reasons. I don't wanna is not. You signed up for this when you married.

Literally what Paul teaches in the Bible LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (PYyV9)

421 Sorry I don't get the reference because I feel like there is some humor there.

And thanks for the info tcn. 😊
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:17 PM (RkOfE)

Queen Victoria gave her daughters advise about sex: Just lie back and think of England.

Probably not very helpful....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (I40wl)

422 And a Catholic cannot refuse sex except for a serious reason. You signed up for this when you married.
Posted by: tcn in AK

The old Bill Cosby "Pope says ya gotta do it" piece aged badly.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 04:18 PM (Y8DZL)

423 LOL. They both grow mustaches as they get older.

Have them bathed and shaved and brought to my tent.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:19 PM (4NO2D)

424 And a Catholic cannot refuse sex except for a serious reason. Health and exhaustion are serious reasons. I don't wanna is not. You signed up for this when you married.

Literally what Paul teaches in the Bible LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


My ex missed that chapter.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (oKJ0C)

425 Does that go for both men and women?
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

Yes.

Pope JPII was very clear on that point. A woman's pleasure is as important as that for a man.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (I40wl)

426 The UN is -- for real -- apparently getting very cross with Trump and threatening to Make A Statement
----
If we are very fortunate, they will be kicking us out!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (RkOfE)

427 Hilaire Belloc says that Islam is a heresy of Christianity, and his argument is cogent

There's growing historical evidence that points to Islam being built out of a gnostic Christian heretical group centered in Petra, the Nabatean kingdom. When Arabs began their conquest in the 700s, they discovered that they needed a shared, coherent political and religious structure to tie their growing empire together and basically invented Islam from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:20 PM (PYyV9)

428 Queen Victoria gave her daughters advise about sex: Just lie back and think of England.

Probably not very helpful....
Posted by: tcn in AK

I dunno. Queen Victoria herself liked knocking boots.

And I think that every current monarch in Europe (except the Pope) can claim descent from her. So, obviously, her descendants carried on her tradition.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

429 The old Bill Cosby "Pope says ya gotta do it" piece aged badly.

People forget how unbelievably funny that dude was. He was a hypocrite (he was always lecturing young black comedians about their language and topics), he was a scumbag to women, but he was really, really funny and talented. And his show in the 80s did gigantic good in healing racial tensions in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)

430 Conservative accounts should start posting Holodomor facts today to fight the BS Iran stuff.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:23 PM (Dm6r5)

431 There's growing historical evidence that points to Islam being built out of a gnostic Christian heretical group centered in Petra, the Nabatean kingdom. When Arabs began their conquest in the 700s, they discovered that they needed a shared, coherent political and religious structure to tie their growing empire together and basically invented Islam from it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Can you recommend a good book on this topic?

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

432 I dunno. Queen Victoria herself liked knocking boots.

Yeah I strongly question the narrative about her and sexuality. She may have sworn of nookie when her beloved husband died, but I doubt she was of the opinion that sex was a horrible chore you endured.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:24 PM (PYyV9)

433 430.

Bill Cosby was a terrific actor and a funny mofo.

I still watch his Poitier buddy movies. He didn't do anything a whole bunch of Hollywood scumbags don't do every day.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:25 PM (Dm6r5)

434 I made an unexpected 2.29% today. We shall see what tomorrow brings.

My worst fear are container ships launching Shahed drones at OUR energy infrastructure. I hope we have been tracking anything out of the middle east for the last month or two.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)

435 Can you recommend a good book on this topic?

Best info I have gotten on this is from Dr Jay Smith in youtube videos, there are some books by him and some other guys too.

Basically, they did research on the best and most available historical information and paperwork on Islam, kind of like what has been done on Christianity for millennia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:26 PM (PYyV9)

436 I'd wager we have more to fear from the average Mamdani voter than from anyone in Iran right now.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 09, 2026 04:27 PM (Dm6r5)

437 People forget how unbelievably funny that dude was. He was a hypocrite (he was always lecturing young black comedians about their language and topics), he was a scumbag to women, but he was really, really funny and talented. And his show in the 80s did gigantic good in healing racial tensions in America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I remember one of my middle-school teachers playing his records for us, probably on Friday afternoon. I remember his Noah skit ("Riiiight. What's a 'cubit'?"), his bit about running track for the Quantico Marines, and the one about the coin toss for battles ("General Custer, you lost the toss, so you have to sit in the floor of the valley while all the Indians in the world ride down upon you."). Good stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

438 He didn't do anything a whole bunch of Hollywood scumbags don't do every day.

Yeah, they knew what he was doing with women for decades, and sat on it because hey, its mild compared to what they are up to. But he wanted to start a new Cosby Show and they knew what the last one did to the narrative.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (PYyV9)

439 Yeah I strongly question the narrative about her and sexuality. She may have sworn of nookie when her beloved husband died, but I doubt she was of the opinion that sex was a horrible chore you endured.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yeah, I think that's a myth. But it may have been one she herself helped to create, since the previous Hanoverian kings and their progeny had, for the most part (George III excepted), been huge sexual degenerates.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

440 She may have sworn of nookie when her beloved husband died
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

*shifty eyes*
-- John Brown

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

441 NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

442 438 ... I remember one of my middle-school teachers playing his records for us, probably on Friday afternoon. I remember his Noah skit ("Riiiight. What's a 'cubit'?"), his bit about running track for the Quantico Marines, and the one about the coin toss for battles ("General Custer, you lost the toss, so you have to sit in the floor of the valley while all the Indians in the world ride down upon you."). Good stuff.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)


His "To Russell, My Brother, Whom I Slept With" is hands down the funniest thing I have ever heard. I actually thought I was going to pass out from laughing so hard the first time I heard it. The great thing about it for me was that it pretty much described the stuff me and my younger brother would do, and our dad's response to it to a T.

Posted by: goozer at March 09, 2026 05:01 PM (BAs8w)

443 The press in 1940s did enough. His career never really recovered after the slappings.

The movie sure pretties things up. We have a generation or two who are in love with George C. Scott. Actual Patton was a many-angled asshole, and the 'slappings' were just the upper tip of the shit he was in the crapper for. He had a problematic career because he was problematic.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 09, 2026 05:27 PM (zdLoL)

Iran's Women's Soccer Team Protested the Regime By Refusing to Sing Its Islamofascist Anthem; Iran Declares Them "Wartime Traitors;" Australia Is Determined to Send Them Back to Iran to be Arrested (and Maybe Hanged)

They were playing in Australia. They know if they go back to Iran, they'll be tried as war criminals.

What kind of country sends women back to be murdered?

5 Iranian women soccer players flee hotel, seek asylum in Australia, exiled crown prince says

Five members of the Iranian national women's soccer team have left the hotel where they were staying in Australia and sought asylum in the country, according to Iranian opposition figure and exiled crown prince Reza Pahlavi. The Sydney Morning Herald also said the women -- who were dubbed traitors by Iranian state television over the weekend for declining to sing their national anthem before a game -- had fled the hotel and were planning to seek asylum in Australia.

Australian authorities have been urged to help the Iranian team's players after their exit from the Asian Cup, over fears of what might happen to them if they fly back home as scheduled amid the ongoing U.S.-Israeli war with Iran.

The office of Pahlavi, whose father, the Western-backed Shah, was ousted during the Islamic Revolution in 1979, said on social media that his opposition group had learned of the five players seeking asylum, naming them in the post.

"These five courageous athletes, currently in a safe location, have announced that they have joined Iran's national Lion and Sun Revolution," the post from Pahlavi's office added, a reference to the pre-Islamic Revolution flag of Iran.

Sources in the Iranian-Australian community told the Morning Herald the women were "receiving support" after making a break from the rest of their team and its handlers in the Gold Coast area on Monday night.

"Police have taken them somewhere safe," Brisbane-based human rights activist Hadi Karimi told the paper. "It's great, it's amazing."

Australia's Department of Home Affairs did not immediately respond to a CBS News request to confirm that the five had applied for asylum.

If Australia grants refuge to the women it is likely to draw sharp criticism from Iran.

Australian Foreign Minister Penny Wong said Monday that she didn't want to "get into commentary" about the women's fate.

Before their first game of the tournament in Australia, against South Korea, the players declined to sing or salute their country's national anthem, prompting calls for harsh punishment from conservatives back inside Iran. The Islamic Republic's state television network branded them "traitors" and accused them of "the pinnacle of dishonor."

...

In their two subsequent matches, the team sang and saluted their anthem. Alireza Mohebbi, a correspondent in Australia for the opposition Iran International news network, told Australian network ABC the players would not have done so by choice."It's completely obvious that the Islamic Republic's regime, and the security team which is with the players in Australia, forced them to sing the anthem," he said. "In the first match with South Korea they didn't do it, but now with all the pressure and media spreading the news around the world, it's completely obvious the regime pushed them not just to sing the anthem but to do the military salute. There is no doubt."

Trump is telling the cowardly dhimmis in Australia that if they're too scared to grant them refuge, the US will take them.

Trumpiransoccer.jpg

Millions upon millions of fake "refugee" Muslims are allowed to pour into these formerly western nations without any scrutiny, but when girls threatened with murder make a legitimate request for asylum, these formerly western countries are too afraid of upsetting the ummah to grant it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:34 PM




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1 first ?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)

2 daylight savings time?

Posted by: RUReadingthis at March 09, 2026 01:35 PM (aQ25I)

3 Ok, important story. 5 escaped and are safe, but the fate of the rest is unknown. The might have family back home with a gun to their heads.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 09, 2026 01:36 PM (NcvvS)

5 Australia, Canada, UK, and New Zealand are 4 of the 5 of Five Eyes intelligence consortium and those countries are anti western civilization. The USA needs to get the hell out of Five Eyes ASAP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (xvV+O)

6 Guess the Mullahs run Australia

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (EtnSa)

7 Send the marines to scoop up the soccer girls.

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (ehY6c)

8 "Foreign Minister Penny Wong" ... yeah I bet she doesn't want to talk about it.

Posted by: the dandy at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (8l8nW)

9 Australia, another great American ally.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)

10 >>> Australia Is Determined to Send Them Back to Iran to be Arrested (and Maybe Hanged)

JK Rowling had a great post on X supporting the idea of giving the Iranian soccer players asylum. So naturally the woke Australian leadership feels compelled to do opposite of whatever Rowling wants.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:39 PM (gWBY1)

11 I wondered why the Aussies caved..... Trump....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:39 PM (Ea0Ol)

12 So ...

Western countries bend over backwards to grant asylum to any foreign criminal, drug dealer, gang member, prostitute, scumbag, invader, dirtbag, pervert, or Methodist.

But they draw the line at a few Iranian girls playing soccer?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

13 Guess the Mullahs run Australia

It probably wasn't a mistake that the only person the police shot during the Bondi Beach shooting was a good guy.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

14
Odfer asylum to all of them here.

Have them replace the turncoats on our women's team.

The Rapino to stuff it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (XeTAE)

15 I am sure y'all are waiting for some news about the new Supreme Leader, here is a report:

"Mojtaba Khamenei was severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be consciously aware that he is the SL."

When he comes to, if he does, he will be pleasantly surprised!

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (GD0B3)

16 Trump has this thing about protecting humans from being killed. He's such a softie.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (FMtrg)

17 For whatever globalist reason, the leaders of the entire world wants to force their populations submit to Islam.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (wa/yD)

18 JK Rowling had a great post on X supporting the idea of giving the Iranian soccer players asylum. So naturally the woke Australian leadership feels compelled to do opposite of whatever Rowling wants.

Rowling also noted that a British guy who attacked her relentlessly about trans kids has now been jailed for pedophilia.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

19 scandalous! what in hell are they thinking?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (MIIRH)

20
Odfer asylum to all of them here.

Have them replace the turncoats on our women's team.

The Rapino to stuff it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (XeTAE)

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Trump did...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Ea0Ol)

21 PDJT coming with the "thank you for your attention to this matter"... gotta love the man!

The Aussies have been absolute tyrants since covid (probably before but that's when I really started to notice... they kicked Novak Djokovic out of the country because he wasn't jabbed). Where have you gone Crocodile Dundee?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)

22 Thankfully Australia has held them back from being shipped to Iran and has granted some asylum. For a while there it was really in question though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)

23 I would like to make a voluntary trade for Australia's conservative citizens for our Liberal citizens head up .

I wonder how many would participate in that trade.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:41 PM (cntUY)

24 This is enraging.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 09, 2026 01:41 PM (wTZkm)

25 "Mojtaba Khamenei was severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be consciously aware that he is the SL."

When he comes to, if he does, he will be pleasantly surprised!


Insty had a thing earlier suggesting that he's actually already dead and they're hoping to waste the Mossad's time chasing him. I feel like the Mossad already knows if that's true given how deeply they apparently were embedded.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

26 Just another country infected by the mind virus of Progressivism/Islam.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (pDt9x)

27 I am sure y'all are waiting for some news about the new Supreme Leader, here is a report:

Who is reporting that? Last I heard, we didn't even know if he was still alive or not.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (Fs0KI)

28 Also, if Trump needs a place to house fine Persian ladies I'm sure the Horde can volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

29
"Hey! Hey!
Ho! Han!
Western Civ's Already Gone."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (YbOGP)

30 If returned, they will be gang raped first. It will be relentless and brutal. At that point death will be welcome.

Posted by: kraki at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (cG6Xc)

31 Could they even fly into Iran ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (Ea0Ol)

32 21 PDJT coming with the "thank you for your attention to this matter"... gotta love the man!

The Aussies have been absolute tyrants since covid (probably before but that's when I really started to notice... they kicked Novak Djokovic out of the country because he wasn't jabbed). Where have you gone Crocodile Dundee?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)Mormons.

When you hear that, you know pdt is out of chewing gum.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (i0Hi3)

33 Rowling also noted that a British guy who attacked her relentlessly about trans kids has now been jailed for pedophilia.

It is curious how often these activists keep being arrested for grooming and molesting children

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (PYyV9)

34 Yes, give them asylum. But with one demand: they never again are allowed to wear the hijab.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (kyr9/)

35 Are they hot?

Posted by: It must be asked. at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (4NO2D)

36 Can we send them Meagan rapinoe, in their stead?

Posted by: pahound at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (B6RK+)

37 27 I am sure y'all are waiting for some news about the new Supreme Leader, here is a report:

Who is reporting that? Last I heard, we didn't even know if he was still alive or not.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (Fs0KI)

The Evergreen Schrodinger’s Supreme Leader.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (pDt9x)

38 Millions upon millions of fake "refugee" Muslims are allowed to pour into these formerly western nations without any scrutiny, but when girls threatened with murder make a legitimate request for asylum, these formerly western countries are too afraid of upsetting the ummah to grant it.

These girls are a huge risk as refugees. They might support extreme right concepts of freedom; they’ve already demonstrated a frighteningly dangerous support for free speech.

Further, they might support protecting Australia from the rapists and gangs that truly need sanctuary. They are too dangerous to let in.

The only true freedom is the freedom to oppress.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (EXyHK)

39 Australia, another great American ally.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)

Best British soldiers.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (cntUY)

40 The families of some of the women are apparently ring held hostage, to pressure them to return. What a nightmare.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (Vvh2V)

41
Head of the Iran Football Federation/Vice President of Asian Football Confederation (same dude) is a former IRGC commander.

I guess those people are embedded in every possible position of power at all levels, pretty much like school boards and city councils in America.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (k/sBx)

42 these formerly western countries are too afraid of upsetting the ummah to grant it

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

43 This is very shallow, but another good reason to throw over the regime running Iran is that once deposed, the Iranians will replace their current flag with the one with the sun and lion at the center. Which is much cooler looking! who doesn't want a lion on their flag?

I keep waiting for word that the ayatollah's son and new supreme leader has been un-alived. What are we waiting for? (I'm so entitled now, the previous successful assassinations spoiled me to expect instant assassinations now!)

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (gWBY1)

44 What do you expect from a country that has muslim terrorists massacre Jews and then goes on to name the biggest threat is....right wing extremism.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (YwEeS)

45 Have you guys priced life insurance lately? Man, it has literally gone through the roof!

Posted by: Mojtaba Khamenei at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (guGkK)

46 Rowling also noted that a British guy who attacked her relentlessly about trans kids has now been jailed for pedophilia.

It is curious how often these activists keep being arrested for grooming and molesting children
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM


And how bad and blatant must their behavior be to be arrested in a country that does it's best to ignore child rape.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 01:45 PM (4NO2D)

47 Australia, Canada, UK, and New Zealand are 4 of the 5 of Five Eyes intelligence consortium and those countries are anti western civilization. The USA needs to get the hell out of Five Eyes ASAP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (xvV+O)

Who would have thought Iran wasn't the only place that needs it's leaders MOABed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 01:45 PM (snZF9)

48 The Evergreen Schrodinger’s Supreme Leader.

He's one hep cat, daddy-o.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 01:45 PM (Fs0KI)

49 It is curious how often these activists keep being arrested for grooming and molesting children

They need to send Chris Hanson and all available LEOs to where ever that Scott Weiner is. Dude just *looks* skeezy as hell, never mind all the awful laws he's been involved with.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

50 Wong?

China has a big foothold in Australia now and likely have the same problem we have determining who's working for the CCP.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (cntUY)

51 the mojtaba situation is another instance of Babylon Bee is ahead of its time

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)

52 Who would have thought Iran wasn't the only place that needs it's leaders MOABed.

I have a little list...

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (Fs0KI)

53 Guess the Mullahs run Australia

It probably wasn't a mistake that the only person the police shot during the Bondi Beach shooting was a good guy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)
_____

True, but I think this is more about oil. While Australia (supposedly) does not import much oil directly from Iran, Aus is heavily (and hopelessly) dependent on foreign oil and I assume a large part of this is originally from Iran.

If you google Aus media right now, they are in meltdown over oil prices and the threat of any kind of interruption of oil flow. Sacrificing a few foreign girls to appease the mullahs would be nothing.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

54 What kind of country sends women back to be murdered?

======

A pro-feminist western liberal democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

55 35 Are they hot?
___

The trans kids?

Posted by: French and Telarico at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)

56 17 For whatever globalist reason, the leaders of the entire world wants to force their populations submit to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (wa/yD)
Because they don't know what islam really is. Western women apparently think it's Midnight at The Oasis or something. Well, it's rape and slavery, ladies.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (LHPAg)

57 Is there really a significant constituency in the Aussie population for sending those women back to Iran to be hanged? I can't believe granting them asylum would cost the current government any votes in the next election. One must conclude, therefore, that they are complete cowards with no moral compass whatsoever...

I guess they finally did, but that they even had to pause to think about it is a huge indictment

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (xT8gx)

58 And how bad and blatant must their behavior be to be arrested in a country that does it's best to ignore child rape.

He's not Muslim and doesn't work for the BBC, so apparently that's what makes someone fair game to be arrested.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

59 I keep waiting for word that the ayatollah's son and new supreme leader has been un-alived. What are we waiting for? (I'm so entitled now, the previous successful assassinations spoiled me to expect instant assassinations now!)

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (gWBY1)

He needs to be smoked harder than a blunt in a circle of hippies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (snZF9)

60 The people of Australia are the descendants of convicts.

Their leaders are the descendants of the guards.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (4NO2D)

61 37 27 I am sure y'all are waiting for some news about the new Supreme Leader, here is a report:

Who is reporting that? Last I heard, we didn't even know if he was still alive or not.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 01:42 PM (Fs0KI)

The Evergreen Schrodinger’s Supreme Leader.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (pDt9x)

STOP. with the lame supreme leader jokes.

Posted by: Dianna Ross at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (i0Hi3)

62 53 If you google Aus media right now, they are in meltdown over oil prices and the threat of any kind of interruption of oil flow. Sacrificing a few foreign girls to appease the mullahs would be nothing.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

========

"Iran is definitely going to win this."
-leadership of a nation that can actually talk to leadership of the US military

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

63 I wonder what the Aussie version of ICE is?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (k1E2D)

64 25 "Mojtaba Khamenei was severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be consciously aware that he is the SL."

Start spreading a rumor that we now have the capability to take out individual limbs and that we will deconstruct future Supreme leaders piece by piece.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (mnIth)

65 Are they hot?
Posted by: It must be asked. at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM


Dood. That's sexist, especially so soon after International Women's Day.

There are better determinators:

Are they calm?
Can they parallel park?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

66 Where have you gone Crocodile Dundee?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)

The Aussie police killed him. Not joking either. He refused to surrender his guns and the police shot him.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (peQoT)

67 Australia, Canada, UK, and New Zealand are 4 of the 5 of Five Eyes intelligence consortium and those countries are anti western civilization. The USA needs to get the hell out of Five Eyes ASAP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (xvV+O)

I believe New Zealand doesn't allow our nuclear carriers to port there. I don't know if that has changed? Anyone?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (cntUY)

68 Australia, another great American ally.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)

Australia, another former great American ally.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (kyr9/)

69 Australia, another great American ally./i]

Once we liberate Iran and Cuba we should turn to the Anglosphere; liberate Ireland, England, Scotland, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (PYyV9)

70 38, so true, a whole team of Amelias

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:48 PM (MIIRH)

71 56 Because they don't know what islam really is. Western women apparently think it's Midnight at The Oasis or something. Well, it's rape and slavery, ladies.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (LHPAg)

=======

Saw some short video of a woman interviewing another woman.

"I'd never move to Israel. I'd love to live under Sharia."

"So, you agree that girls as young as 9 should be married?"

"I'm just going to respectfully end this conversation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

72 I read the content, and I fail to see any statement from the Aussie government that they are determined to send the women back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:48 PM (8zz6B)

73 >>> It is curious how often these activists keep being arrested for grooming and molesting children

Crowder noted on his show that Chase Strangio (trans lawyer) and the convicted pedophile running for office look like twinsies. Why do all these sick people develop a look?

Good reporting: the pedo politician was doing an on the street interview, and while trying to dodge questions, was asked if he's allowed to stand there since there was a school just across the street. Boom goes the dynamite!

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:49 PM (gWBY1)

74 Are they calm?
Can they parallel park?


Can they make a sammich?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)

75 61, LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:49 PM (MIIRH)

76 "What kind of country sends women back to their country to be murdered?"

Yeah, this:

44 What do you expect from a country that has muslim terrorists massacre Jews and then goes on to name the biggest threat is....right wing extremism.
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (YwEeS)

Posted by: Isn't it obvious? at March 09, 2026 01:49 PM (LR6o1)

77 If you google Aus media right now, they are in meltdown over oil prices and the threat of any kind of interruption of oil flow. Sacrificing a few foreign girls to appease the mullahs would be nothing.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM


Makes sense, but they're assuming the mullahs will be in a position to care. Currently that's pretty doubtful.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

78 Watched Moonstruck last night on TCM. One of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

79 Where have you gone Crocodile Dundee?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)

The Aussie police killed him. Not joking either. He refused to surrender his guns and the police shot him.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (peQoT)

So sad... Crocodile Dundee embodied a certain ethos that captured the Aussie spirit back in the 80s... independent, strong, freedom-loving. Between then and now, something bad happened there to kill that ethos...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:50 PM (xT8gx)

80 "I'd never move to Israel. I'd love to live under Sharia."

cf. "useful idiot"

Posted by: V.I. Lenin at March 09, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)

81 Why do all these sick people develop a look?

This too is the story of James Talarico

I fail to see any statement from the Aussie government that they are determined to send the women back.

They loaded the girls on a bus to go to the airport, and only changed their minds after getting pressured. I dunno if that's determined but they surely were not opposed to it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:50 PM (PYyV9)

82 Australia is the Land Gone Under. Much like the Unraveled Kingdom there is no saving it.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 09, 2026 01:51 PM (V362x)

83 The team should go the way ov California and declare asylum because if the Mull5stay in control their dead

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 01:51 PM (EtnSa)

84 Thankfully Australia has held them back from being shipped to Iran and has granted some asylum. For a while there it was really in question though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)

As a practical matter, there is probably no airline traffic to Iran at all, right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:51 PM (8zz6B)

85 71 56 Because they don't know what islam really is. Western women apparently think it's Midnight at The Oasis or something. Well, it's rape and slavery, ladies.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (LHPAg)

=======

Saw some short video of a woman interviewing another woman.

"I'd never move to Israel. I'd love to live under Sharia."

"So, you agree that girls as young as 9 should be married?"

"I'm just going to respectfully end this conversation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)


Sure she was wearing a handmaidens costume as well.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:51 PM (i0Hi3)

86 If you google Aus media right now, they are in meltdown over oil prices and the threat of any kind of interruption of oil flow. Sacrificing a few foreign girls to appease the mullahs would be nothing.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

========

"Iran is definitely going to win this."
-leadership of a nation that can actually talk to leadership of the US military
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Also odd that the very same countries and media shitfucks who did their best to pimp the climate change hoax and eliminate or restrict use of fossil fuels are now absolutely hysterical over a (temporary) interruption or price increase of oil.

Almost like the whole climate thing was always a scam, eh?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

87 56 Because they don't know what islam really is. Western women apparently think it's Midnight at The Oasis or something. Well, it's rape and slavery, ladies.
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (LHPAg)

I didn't even get into mentioning the AWFLs yet. I'm just talking about heads of state, who seem to think a Caliphate is the fastest method of achieving One World Government.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (wa/yD)

88 uh oh , sharia is coming hard upon us :" Emir Balat, one of the Islamist terrorists who tried to bomb protesters in NYC this weekend, told police “this isn’t a religion that just stands when people talk about the blessed name of the prophet . . . We take action! We take action!”; and “if I didn’t do it someone else will come and do it.”

Emir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi were charged in federal court for materially supporting ISIS and use of a weapon of mass destruction, among other counts, for the attempted bombings."

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (GD0B3)

89 In response to today's car bombing in Times Square, killing 150, Mayor Mamdani blamed Trump and Islamaphobia.

Posted by: Tomorrow's News Today! at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (n1OCj)

90 Where have you gone Crocodile Dundee?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)

He was eaten by a woke croc.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (kyr9/)

91 My favorite all time drama series is Australian.

Mr In Between is fantastic.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (cntUY)

92 Speaking of women's rights. Apparently Texas is one of the worst state for women according to wallet hub...
HELP!!! I'm being oppressed!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (9AdGW)

93 Australia, another great American ally./i]

Once we liberate Iran and Cuba we should turn to the Anglosphere; liberate Ireland, England, Scotland, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (PYyV9)

Its why I advocate for trump launching a Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (snZF9)

94 By the way, this group compiled a useful collection of attacks on and killing of Americans by Iran. This is just Americans, it omits the rest of the global jihad Iran has been waging for nearly 50 years:

https://x.com/RapidResponse47/
status/2029959365843689996

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (PYyV9)

95 I wonder how many would participate in that trade.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:41 PM (cntUY)

I think it would depend entirely on whether they thought they could trans the roos, then engage them in orgies.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (kyr9/)

96 86 Also odd that the very same countries and media shitfucks who did their best to pimp the climate change hoax and eliminate or restrict use of fossil fuels are now absolutely hysterical over a (temporary) interruption or price increase of oil.

Almost like the whole climate thing was always a scam, eh?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

========

"I have no beliefs but the advancement of the Democrat Party."
-the journalist oath

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

97 What kind of country sends women back to be murdered?

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A pro-feminist western liberal democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:46 PM (GBKbO)
===

That's a BINGO!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (xvV+O)

98 A Supreme Leader like that, you don't dismember him all at once.

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (sLLbN)

99 in every posssible context, remember:

"The issue is never the issue; the issue is always The Revolution."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (MIIRH)

100 I didn't even get into mentioning the AWFLs yet. I'm just talking about heads of state, who seem to think a Caliphate is the fastest method of achieving One World Government.

The plan the globalists all have is 3 steps:

1) Muslims kill all the right-wingers and hollow out the middle class in general
2) The elites somehow make the Muslims go away
3) Neo-feudalist paradise

Step 2 is a doozy.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (2ocoG)

101 These are not difficult calls if you have any kind of moral compass. Australia, look hard in the mirror.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 01:54 PM (Riz8t)

102 41
Head of the Iran Football Federation/Vice President of Asian Football Confederation (same dude) is a former IRGC commander.

I guess those people are embedded in every possible position of power at all levels, pretty much like school boards and city councils in America.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (k/sBx)

Remember all the leaks from Trump I were pretty much from people that Obama had planted inside the White House and Executive branch in civil service positions. This time around Trump made sure to transfer those people out of any positions that could leak any info. Remember, he fired anyone that was still in their probationary term which would be the Dem loyalists that were planted in the Executive branch.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2026 01:54 PM (k1E2D)

103 Because they don't know what islam really is. Western women apparently think it's Midnight at The Oasis or something. Well, it's rape and slavery, ladies./i]

They view it as exotic and romantic, and an oppressed other group. A minority of 2 million worldwide (if you believe Islamic claims).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:54 PM (PYyV9)

104 Australia under Albanese is a shitshow. But they can be a good ally under normal leadership.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (GD0B3)

105 New Zealand should offer them asylum. Their idiot former PM Ardern and her family have moved to Australia along with a lot of other Kiwis. NZ has room

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (qBBPl)

106 I'd love to live under Sharia.

One has to wonder what they mean by this. I bet that if you actually asked them what they found appealing about it, it would end up being completely non-religious daily life behaviors that they could implement in their own lives right now... if they weren't deathly afraid of being different than their peers.

I bet it would just be yet another thing that exposes them as cowards who can't do anything they like unless it's the fashion among their social set.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (a+4eV)

107 Insty had a thing earlier suggesting that he's actually already dead and they're hoping to waste the Mossad's time chasing him. I feel like the Mossad already knows if that's true given how deeply they apparently were embedded.
Posted by: Ian S.


They are in-bedded deeper than a tick on an Alabama coon hound.
Quds commander helped Mossad intimately and then defected. There's no telling how deep they are.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (oKJ0C)

108 Speaking of women's rights. Apparently Texas is one of the worst state for women according to wallet hub...

Texas has the fastest growing number of mosques. Abbot can be assumed to have converted to Islam at this point.

But that probably isn't what "wallet hub" was talking about.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

109 92 Speaking of women's rights. Apparently Texas is one of the worst state for women according to wallet hub...
HELP!!! I'm being oppressed!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 01

Dare I go look at the criteria?

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (Wmg4n)

110 When he comes to, if he does, he will be pleasantly surprised!
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM


Council of Experts: Congratulations! You are the new Supreme Leader!

M.K.: Oh, f@#k.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (bFu5X)

111 106 I'd love to live under Sharia.

One has to wonder what they mean by this. I bet that if you actually asked them what they found appealing about it, it would end up being completely non-religious daily life behaviors that they could implement in their own lives right now... if they weren't deathly afraid of being different than their peers.

I bet it would just be yet another thing that exposes them as cowards who can't do anything they like unless it's the fashion among their social set.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (a+4eV)

=======

"No capitalism."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

112 In my lifetime, Australia's celebrities have gone from macho Mel Gibson and Crocodile Dundee to closeted homosexuals Hugh Jackman and Keith Urban. Don't expect Australia to take the honorable but difficult route in politics.

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (pduCL)

113 The plan the globalists all have is 3 steps:

1) Muslims kill all the right-wingers and hollow out the middle class in general
2) The elites somehow make the Muslims go away
3) Neo-feudalist paradise

Step 2 is a doozy.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (2ocoG)

They'll never get past step 1.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (snZF9)

114 >>> What kind of country sends women back to be murdered? =====
A pro-feminist western liberal democracy.

TJM, I know someone that is of second gen Iranian, very westernized and socialist. They have been excoriating all their woke friends on social media as hypocrites. That they were SO quick to rush to post stuff about standing with Ukraine, but are silent now on Iran.

These things are being noticed. Maybe this person is waking up to the idea that for woke socialist/commies, moral relativism is a feature, not a bug. And that the people so desperate to be on the right side of history at all times can't tell their ass from their elbow half the time.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (Eng1Z)

115 Australia was one of the worst fascist governments during covid lockdowns. I don't expect them to have any humanity.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (n5tGW)

116 New Zealand should offer them asylum.

New Zealand is even worse than Australia

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (PYyV9)

117 111, "and no patriarchy!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (MIIRH)

118 I warned here for at least two years that the Global Left's infatuation with illegals and trannies would be replaced by the complete open worship of radical islam.

Yes they will pretend to still be for the other things (and of course illegal immigration has paved the way for the islamic movement) just as they keep pretending they haven't throw women and gays to the tranny wolves. But do not lose sight of the fact that this is it.

The marriage is complete. Commies promise islam something they can't resist - a chance to infiltrate every country and gain power. And islam promise the commies three things they can't resist - money, owning the cons, and lying to the stupid brown people about actually giving them power.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (rUi6v)

119 The plan the globalists all have is 3 steps:

1) Muslims kill all the right-wingers and hollow out the middle class in general
2) The elites somehow make the Muslims go away
3) Neo-feudalist paradise

Step 2 is a doozy.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (2ocoG)

I love that old cartoon from college: Professor has filled a chalkboard with extremely complicated equations. The final answer is at the bottom right... immediately before that, there's a cloud that says "a miracle occurs." A student is raising their hand asking the question: "Could you go over that next-to-last step again, please?"

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (xT8gx)

120
This time around Trump made sure to transfer those people out of any positions that could leak any info.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

===============

I don't think there have been a whole lot of leaks in Trump 2.0, except one currently, regarding Iran, that we were discussing here, can't remember what the subject was.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (k/sBx)

121 The white American women want to be the handmaidens. It's a daddy fixation sexualized and romantized. The muslims fit the role perfectly.

Posted by: Ziggy Freud at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (ehY6c)

122 But islam will beat communism. The Left are retarded sheep that will follow the one with the strongest will. Commies don't care what happens beyond their own life as long as they get rich. Islam does.

And then Christianity will save people from islam.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (rUi6v)

123 Hmmmm.

We have had enough people try to come to the US and now we are spending billions to kick them out. We do not need more Islamic people here. We have enough. Just because they don't like the Ayatollah doesn't mean they aren't Islamofascists!

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (FEAjO)

124 feculent

What's stopping you? Move to Iran or Afghanistan.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)

125 It's hard to prefer a country that prefers Vegemite over Marmite.

Posted by: Snooty British Wanker at March 09, 2026 01:58 PM (0sNs1)

126 114 TJM, I know someone that is of second gen Iranian, very westernized and socialist. They have been excoriating all their woke friends on social media as hypocrites. That they were SO quick to rush to post stuff about standing with Ukraine, but are silent now on Iran.

These things are being noticed. Maybe this person is waking up to the idea that for woke socialist/commies, moral relativism is a feature, not a bug. And that the people so desperate to be on the right side of history at all times can't tell their ass from their elbow half the time.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (Eng1Z)

=======

$5 this friend will be like JK Rowling and the trans issue.

"Your so wrong on this issue I will write endlessly about how you're wrong and outright evil. However, I hate the other side even more, so I will vote with you on everything else, making my criticism of you on this one issue completely meaningless."

You don't become a socialist and just decide to reject that because your friends are welcoming the death of your people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

127 Australia better watch their shit. A stupid move by them may make them sorry they ever existed. Trump should make that clear. Draw a line and pick your side, assholes.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 01:58 PM (rH6aZ)

128 64 25 "Mojtaba Khamenei was severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be consciously aware that he is the SL."

Start spreading a rumor that we now have the capability to take out individual limbs and that we will deconstruct future Supreme leaders piece by piece.
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (mnIth)

Didn't learn from us!

Posted by: Saudi government at March 09, 2026 01:58 PM (k1E2D)

129 feculent

What's stopping you? Move to Iran or Afghanistan.


Well, that didn't go as planned. New mouse needed. Again.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)

130 The families of some of the women are apparently ring held hostage, to pressure them to return. What a nightmare.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 09, 2026 01:44 PM (Vvh2V)

Also a favorite tactic of the Soviets. One of our tasks dealing with those seeking asylum was to negotiate the release of their families.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:58 PM (kyr9/)

131 Just because they don't like the Ayatollah doesn't mean they aren't Islamofascists!

it is a pretty good sign that they are not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (PYyV9)

132 It's almost as if leftoids don't believe in anything except Death to the West.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (diia5)

133 Tousi TV

@TousiTVOfficial

1h

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump confirms after pressuring Prime Minister Albanese, Australia is now saving the Iranian women’s football team. 5 already escaped IRGC officers. More joining them for asylum. A few decided to go back due to threats against their families in Iran.

Mar 9, 2026 · 4:30 PM UTC

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (eJ/ld)

134 I'd love to live under Sharia.

One has to wonder what they mean by this. I bet that if you actually asked them what they found appealing about it, it would end up being completely non-religious daily life behaviors that they could implement in their own lives right now... if they weren't deathly afraid of being different than their peers.

I bet it would just be yet another thing that exposes them as cowards who can't do anything they like unless it's the fashion among their social set.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (a+4eV)

I think putting AWFULs under sharia isn't a bad idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (snZF9)

135 Mojtaba Khamenei was severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be consciously aware that he is the SL."

Start spreading a rumor that we now have the capability to take out individual limbs and that we will deconstruct future Supreme leaders piece by piece.


I guess he won't miss his willy.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (Riz8t)

136 The white American women want to be the handmaidens. It's a daddy fixation sexualized and romantized. The muslims fit the role perfectly.

Rich oil sheiks are the 6-6-6 minotaurs they have been looking for.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

137
15 I am sure y'all are waiting for some news about the new Supreme Leader, here is a report:

"Mojtaba Khamenei was severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be consciously aware that he is the SL."

When he comes to, if he does, he will be pleasantly surprised!
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM

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Ironic. Kind of like Joe Biden. Nominally awarded the highest job, but no longer able to fully realize that it's happened. Jack.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (XeO61)

138 You know who else is feculent?

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 09, 2026 02:00 PM (0sNs1)

139 I bet it would just be yet another thing that exposes them as cowards who can't do anything they like unless it's the fashion among their social set.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March

They believe the very untrue statistics of women not facing crime or the dreaded male gaze, and how empowering that is. The thoughts fall short of why and how.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:00 PM (Wmg4n)

140 There is no "West" as it once was. There is only the USA, Israel, Japan, a few eastern European and South American countries.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2026 02:00 PM (xvV+O)

141 Khamanei 's leg removed.
Khamanei: 'just a flesh wound "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 02:00 PM (qBBPl)

142 I guess he won't miss his willy.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM


It didn't work so well, anyway.

Posted by: Mojtaba at March 09, 2026 02:01 PM (0sNs1)

143 I remember when Obama refused to grant asylum to the German parents who would be arrested if they returned to Germany because they wanted to homeschool their children.

And no they were not new Nazis.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 02:01 PM (cntUY)

144 I think this is more complicated.

What I heard is that the team members themselves gave in and stopped their protesting due to threats against their families. So they had taken a protest position, got threatened from Iran, and they backed down.

Now Australia can (a) send them back, and they will be killed (and raped,...) or (b) give asylum and their families will be killed.

So they may be trying to promise to send them back, but dragging feet and hoping the regime falls before they have to.

I do not know, but this sounds legit. Iran is threatening expats that their families are in danger in general so asylum is not viable, I think,.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 02:01 PM (hI4qF)

145 118 I warned here for at least two years that the Global Left's infatuation with illegals and trannies would be replaced by the complete open worship of radical islam.

Yes they will pretend to still be for the other things (and of course illegal immigration has paved the way for the islamic movement) just as they keep pretending they haven't throw women and gays to the tranny wolves. But do not lose sight of the fact that this is it.

The marriage is complete. Commies promise islam something they can't resist - a chance to infiltrate every country and gain power. And islam promise the commies three things they can't resist - money, owning the cons, and lying to the stupid brown people about actually giving them power.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (rUi6v)

It was pretty obvious the Left was in the tank for Islam when people started advocating for Polygamy and Pedophilia.

People thought it was standing with "Queer Freaky People", but it was actually for Islam.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:01 PM (wa/yD)

146 I think putting AWFULs under sharia isn't a bad idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (snZF9)
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Well they certainly deserve it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (xvV+O)

147 Tucker Carlson just said @realDonaldTrump seeks unconditional surrender in Iran so that American troops can rape their women and girls.

https://tinyurl.com/4m7dh27m

I didn't see (or watch) much anti-war stuff when I was downrange in Iraq, so seeing the absolute insanity and pure hatred for the troops on the MSM and social media is a bit off-putting, to put it mildly.

Like a lot of other GWOT vets, seeing the Iranian regime get taken out makes me giddier than a Japanese schoolgirl at a Hello Kitty convention.

Seeing the left lose their minds over it is the cherry on top.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (22p5n)

148 Damn, even Reddit can't come up with much negative about this, aside from the occasional "They should get asylum because they're likely to be blown to pieces by US/Israeli bombs if they tried to go home."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

149 What the Left and Islam both fail to realize or calculate is that although Christians seem rather willing to be peacefully steamrolled, God is sovereign and Allah is fake bullshit. Christians will only ever be pushed so far and their army is bigger and stronger.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (rUi6v)

150
The Aussies have been absolute tyrants since covid
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)


If memory serves, the Aussies' treatment of the Aborigines made American treatment of injuns look positively benign.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (2Bx2b)

151 I guess he won't miss his willy.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM


Neither will I.

Posted by: The sniper at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (bFu5X)

152 The Left are retarded sheep that will follow the one with the strongest will.

So are Muslims. Remember Osama bin Laden's quote about always following the strong horse.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (2ocoG)

153 Do AWFLs think that Arabs are all hung like the men of Al-Zutt?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (Dv3i1)

154 148 Damn, even Reddit can't come up with much negative about this, aside from the occasional "They should get asylum because they're likely to be blown to pieces by US/Israeli bombs if they tried to go home."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 09, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

=====

There's got to be at least one, "Trump is only protecting the Iranian soccer team to distract from the Epstein files."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

155 We keep saying he's "crazy" but Tucker sounds like the average run of the mill leftard now.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (rUi6v)

156 >>I don't think there have been a whole lot of leaks in Trump 2.0, except one currently, regarding Iran, that we were discussing here, can't remember what the subject was.

It was a leaked intelligence assessment provided to Trump before this thing kicked off that stated U.S. is under no threat by Iran.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (Y1sOo)

157 It was a mostly peaceful amputation.

Posted by: Clown media at March 09, 2026 02:04 PM (DbmxP)

158 It would take more than the limited characters per post to explain completely but basically the oppressor-oppressed neo-marxist ideology of the left forces them to support and ally with Islam.

There are no other categories than oppressor and oppressed. You are one or the other. Muslims are considered oppressed because no matter what horrors they commit or believe in, they are against the white male patriarchy, which is the pinnacle oppressor. Remember: no third category.

They are either an ally of the oppressed, or they become of the oppressors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:04 PM (PYyV9)

159 127 Australia better watch their shit. A stupid move by them may make them sorry they ever existed. Trump should make that clear. Draw a line and pick your side, assholes.
Posted by: Case at March

The head of state is King Charles. Who I have to believe is in an absolute meltdown right now, and wishing for the halcyon days of when his only troubles were his errant son and his trashy wife.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:04 PM (Wmg4n)

160 Even though I've seen it happening for years, I still don't follow the logic of secular, atheistic lefties embracing what is perhaps the most militant of all religions (Islam).

Is it: We hate the west and Christianity so much that we'll embrace whatever is in opposition to that (even if it's in opposition to us, too)??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:04 PM (xT8gx)

161 I'd love to live under Sharia.

One has to wonder what they mean by this. I bet that if you actually asked them what they found appealing about it, it would end up being completely non-religious daily life behaviors that they could implement in their own lives right now... if they weren't deathly afraid of being different than their peers.

I bet it would just be yet another thing that exposes them as cowards who can't do anything they like unless it's the fashion among their social set.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 01:55 PM (a+4eV)
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I'll bet that 99% of these idiots have no idea what "sharia law" even means. Just like they have no idea what "socialism" or "communism" really means. Just like 25% of them think the "sea" mentioned in the "from the river to the sea" pro-Hamas chant is ... the Carribean Sea. Yes, 25% of these people think Palestine is in the Caribbean. They are unthinking retards.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

162 Ask your doctor if Feculent is right for you.

Posted by: Big Farma Marketing at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (DbmxP)

163 Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:01 PM (wa/yD)

Yes!!

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (rUi6v)

164 I GOT ONE LEG AND TWO ARMS LEFT ASSHOLES!!!

Posted by: Mojtaba Khamenei at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (guGkK)

165 We keep saying he's "crazy" but Tucker sounds like the average run of the mill leftard now.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (rUi6v)
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Whatever he is, he just pissed off the entire military/vet community on X.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (22p5n)

166 Millions upon millions of fake "refugee" Muslims are allowed to pour into these formerly western nations without any scrutiny, but when girls threatened with murder make a legitimate request for asylum, these formerly western countries are too afraid of upsetting the ummah to grant it.

This is pretty much a perfect microcosm of how fake the whole refugee scam is. Remember the majority of "refugees" in western countries go home on vacation....

Which...remember means not only are they perfectly safe at home...where they are supposedly fleeing from but also we are giving them enough money to make ends meet and take a vacation...


Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

167 Supreme Leader is just like regular leader but with diced tomatoes and sour cream.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (V362x)

168 155 We keep saying he's "crazy" but Tucker sounds like the average run of the mill leftard now.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026

So crazy, then.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:06 PM (Wmg4n)

169 161 I'll bet that 99% of these idiots have no idea what "sharia law" even means. Just like they have no idea what "socialism" or "communism" really means. Just like 25% of them think the "sea" mentioned in the "from the river to the sea" pro-Hamas chant is ... the Carribean Sea. Yes, 25% of these people think Palestine is in the Caribbean. They are unthinking retards.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

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It's anti-Western and anti-capitalist, therefore it is good.

They should move to Pakistan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

170 It was a leaked intelligence assessment provided to Trump before this thing kicked off that stated U.S. is under no threat by Iran.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (Y1sOo)

If it did exist it was probably one of dozens of various reports. And it's also retarded because even the biggest leftist knows Iran is the biggest sponsor of international terrorism.

No threat? Ninja please.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 02:06 PM (cntUY)

171 It's only a flesh wound!
-Mojtaba the Black Knight

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW)

172 I'd love to live under Sharia.


Because they have a made up version of Islam in their heads. Instead of "Buddy Christ" they have "Buddy Mo". And buddy Mo coincidentally wants all the same things leftists want.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

173 I remember when Obama refused to grant asylum to the German parents who would be arrested if they returned to Germany because they wanted to homeschool their children.

For bonus irony points, guess who instituted that no home schooling law? That's right, Mr Hilter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:07 PM (PYyV9)

174 153 Do AWFLs think that Arabs are all hung like the men of Al-Zutt?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (Dv3i1)

They envision sharia like all the go gurl gold diggers and yatch girls in dubai.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 02:07 PM (i0Hi3)

175 I wonder what the Aussie version of ICE is?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (k1E2D)

Lukewarm water?

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 02:07 PM (kyr9/)

176 Is it: We hate the west and Christianity so much that we'll embrace whatever is in opposition to that (even if it's in opposition to us, too)??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:04 PM (xT8gx)

That's certainly a lot of it. The other part is muslims have money and pay very good when it suits them.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:07 PM (rUi6v)

177 We keep saying he's "crazy" but Tucker sounds like the average run of the mill leftard now.

There's a difference between "leftard" and "crazy"?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

178 Paul Hogan is still alive, but I doubt he's happy with Oz

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 09, 2026 02:07 PM (xcxpd)

179 Praying for these brave girls

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 09, 2026 02:08 PM (Ch4Qk)

180 If memory serves, the Aussies' treatment of the Aborigines made American treatment of injuns look positively benign.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

They pretty much wiped out the Tasmanians (who were not Aborigines, but more like the Papuans).

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

181 So crazy, then.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:06 PM (Wmg4n)

Yep 😉

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:08 PM (rUi6v)

182 Just saw on Truth Social:

I just spoke to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, of Australia, concerning the Iranian National Women’s Soccer Team. He’s on it! Five have already been taken care of, and the rest are on their way. Some, however, feel they must go back because they are worried about the safety of their families, including threats to those family members if they don’t return. In any event, the Prime Minister is doing a very good job having to do with this rather delicate situation. God bless Australia! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:08 PM (oKJ0C)

183 TEXAS WOMEN*:
-highest uninsured women rate in nation
-wage gap, women only make 83% of men
-strict abortion laws
-equality is ranked 49th of 50

See, I'm being repressed!

* I couldn't see when the data was from that they used so they probably just made it up.

Yet, they keep moving here...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (9AdGW)

184 No threat? Ninja please.

Depends what you mean by "threat." Iran was no threat to invade the USA or attack us militarily. Iran was no threat to bomb US soil. Technically they were no threat in a lot of ways. But as the link I posted above shows, its been 50 years of continuous attacks on America through Proxies and wherever they could reach us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (PYyV9)

185 It was a leaked intelligence assessment provided to Trump before this thing kicked off that stated U.S. is under no threat by Iran.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (Y1sOo)

That was a fake assessment from ONE department (DNI, again!) intentionally leaked to the press. NO ONTHER AGENCY WAS INVOLVED IN THE ASSESSMENT. Just the DNI. Interesting, no ? They made it look like it came from the entire intelligence community , bit it was just an internally concocted DNI report.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (GD0B3)

186 I wonder what the Aussie version of ICE is?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 09, 2026 01:47 PM (k1E2D)


Pee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (snZF9)

187 It's anti-Western and anti-capitalist, therefore it is good.

I've had several leftists tell me that Islamism is primarily an anti-colonial movement. Yes yes they have regressive views on sex and women's rights and what have you but end colonial involvement in the Middle East and they'll all quickly become atheist social democrats

Now, I think they are lying, and I think they know I know they are lying. But it is much more palatable claim then "I think they'll kill you Christians which will make our job easier in making our societies leftwing atheist ones"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (sKqQm)

188 Supreme Leader is just like regular leader but with higher octane.

Posted by: Big Petroleum at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (DbmxP)

189 IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: U.S. intelligence officials have intercepted encrypted communications believed to have originated in Iran that could serve as an "operational trigger" for sleeper cells operating abroad, according to a federal alert issued to law enforcement agencies. Read more: https://bit.ly/4uj04gx

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (oKJ0C)

190 I'll bet that 99% of these idiots have no idea what "sharia law" even means. Just like they have no idea what "socialism" or "communism" really means. Just like 25% of them think the "sea" mentioned in the "from the river to the sea" pro-Hamas chant is ... the Carribean Sea. Yes, 25% of these people think Palestine is in the Caribbean. They are unthinking retards.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, if the capital of Palestine is now Paterson...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (Pojtn)

191 129 Well, that didn't go as planned. New mouse needed. Again.

this is because i'm public domain, isn't it?

Posted by: steamboat willie at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (oY6Yp)

192 Aussies version of ICE are salties. No one is trying to come across that border. But the Aussies do welcome a lot of muzzies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 02:10 PM (qBBPl)

193 158 It would take more than the limited characters per post to explain completely but basically the oppressor-oppressed neo-marxist ideology of the left forces them to support and ally with Islam.

There are no other categories than oppressor and oppressed. You are one or the other. Muslims are considered oppressed because no matter what horrors they commit or believe in, they are against the white male patriarchy, which is the pinnacle oppressor. Remember: no third category.

They are either an ally of the oppressed, or they become of the oppressors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:04 PM (PYyV9)

Also, Muslims wish to exterminate Christians and Jews.

Leftists also wish to exterminate Christians and (practicing) Jews.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:10 PM (3wOGw)

194 187 I've had several leftists tell me that Islamism is primarily an anti-colonial movement. Yes yes they have regressive views on sex and women's rights and what have you but end colonial involvement in the Middle East and they'll all quickly become atheist social democrats

Now, I think they are lying, and I think they know I know they are lying. But it is much more palatable claim then "I think they'll kill you Christians which will make our job easier in making our societies leftwing atheist ones"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (sKqQm)

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"What was the dominant religion of Iran in 1976?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

195 Paul Hogan is still alive, but I doubt he's happy with Oz
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

He still married to that Linda chick who was his co-star in Dundee? She had a nice rack.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

196 They pretty much wiped out the Tasmanians (who were not Aborigines, but more like the Papuans).

And they were fairly recent invaders to Tasmania and New Zealand as well. And awful people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:10 PM (PYyV9)

197 -wage gap, women only make 83% of men

Increase real earnings for men and fewer women will work because they'll have a choice to stay home and raise the kids.

In blue states the cost of living is so high both parents have to work...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

198
Random thought: The Israelis must have destroyed a bunch of their own hidden cameras, microphones, and communications taps when they blew up Iranian bunkers and buildings.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 02:11 PM (XeO61)

199 TEXAS WOMEN*:
-wage gap, women only make 83% of men


Which is why every man in Texas is unemployed. Because it's cheaper to hire nothing but women.

🤡🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:11 PM (oKJ0C)

200 All the above being said, I don't think you can actually fly into Iran and the current moment. So even the others are going to have to stay somewhere else.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 02:11 PM (n5tGW)

201 199 TEXAS WOMEN*:
-wage gap, women only make 83% of men


Which is why every man in Texas is unemployed. Because it's cheaper to hire nothing but women.

🤡🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:11 PM (oKJ0C)

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So...Texas is actually bringing the average up?

Because I've been told for years that it's 77 cents on the dollar to hire a woman instead of a man in the US.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

202 >>> It was pretty obvious the Left was in the tank for Islam when people started advocating for Polygamy and Pedophilia.
People thought it was standing with "Queer Freaky People", but it was actually for Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:01 PM (wa/yD)

What I find ironic is that over the issues of polygamy and potentially building a theocracy in America, the US government persecuted the Mormon religion, raped and pillaged their people, took away their constitutional rights, and drove them from the US. When 90% of Mormon values were in alignment with the values of the US, since both had Western cultural norms as part of their cultural heritage.

Now it feels like without a fight, in places like Texas, Muslim Sharia communities/theocracies are popping up like daisies and take root. Same with Indian communities. None of these cultures align with traditional Western values and cultures in the way the Mormon culture did. And yet the US government is doing nothing to stop it.

Maybe they learned from the past not to mercilessly persecute minority religions? Doubtful. Or maybe the Mormons just weren't useful tools for those in power, and the new theocratic communities are.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 02:12 PM (Eng1Z)

203 That's certainly a lot of it. The other part is muslims have money and pay very good when it suits them.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026

But this depends. If your Muslim is from the UAE, then yes, they have money. But they are also very anti Muslim Brotherhood and much more modern. If your Muslim is from Saudi Arabia, then yes, probably money to be had. If your Muslim is from Afghanistan, then you get to live in a trash bag AND a stone cave.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:12 PM (Wmg4n)

204
"What was the dominant religion of Iran in 1976?"


Oh they have an answer to this one. "Mohammad Mosaddegh"

Apparently Iran would have looked like Belgium if not for the US keeping the USSR out of Iran...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

205 189 IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: U.S. intelligence officials have intercepted encrypted communications believed to have originated in Iran that could serve as an "operational trigger" for sleeper cells operating abroad, according to a federal alert issued to law enforcement agencies.

i hear that a couple of new "numbers stations" have popped up on the shortwave bands since the operation began.

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 02:12 PM (oY6Yp)

206 >>That was a fake assessment from ONE department (DNI, again!) intentionally leaked to the press. NO ONTHER AGENCY WAS INVOLVED IN THE ASSESSMENT. Just the DNI. Interesting, no ? They made it look like it came from the entire intelligence community , bit it was just an internally concocted DNI report.

Calm down, lady. I just relayed what was reported. I said nothing about the veracity of the report or who initiated it.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)

207 I've had several leftists tell me that Islamism is primarily an anti-colonial movement. Yes yes they have regressive views on sex and women's rights and what have you but end colonial involvement in the Middle East and they'll all quickly become atheist social democrats

That is more a Euro lefty thing, you get less talk of colonialism here. Meanwhile, Muslim clerics openly talk about the doctrine of taking over foreign nations through colonization. I mean for over 500 years, Islam has been colonizing and conquering neighbors. They are some of the worst, and most horrific colonizers in history.

But the left is not big on history. Or logic. And remember: they are the oppressed, so they cannot be bad guys, only mistreated people who feel weak and helpless, lashing out against their oppressors through heroic revolutionary acts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:13 PM (PYyV9)

208 Remember that Jesus loves you, unconditionally.

He will always be there for you, just as He always has been.

Open your heart and soul. He is waiting for you

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 02:14 PM (wn0/z)

209 Another point

You all should be cautious. Saying that the West will not protect you if Iran is angry and wants you to return sounds a lot like Iranian propaganda. That is what they want expats to think.

Not necessarily the case here, but you have to be careful before humping any conclusions.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 02:14 PM (hI4qF)

210 He still married to that Linda chick who was his co-star in Dundee? She had a nice rack.
Posted by: Bulg


No. Married 1990 Divorced 2014.
Linda Kozlowski

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:14 PM (oKJ0C)

211 Calm down, lady. I just relayed what was reported. I said nothing about the veracity of the report or who initiated it.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)

Don't think that was directed at you but merely reiterating part of the previous discussion for those that may not have participated.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 02:15 PM (cntUY)

212 The Iranian regime hangs young women who are victims of rape. For being raped. That’s not me saying it, that is demonstrably true.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 02:15 PM (wn0/z)

213 208 Remember that Jesus loves you, unconditionally.

He will always be there for you, just as He always has been.

Open your heart and soul. He is waiting for you
Posted by: Marcus T at

Amen, Marcus.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:15 PM (Wmg4n)

214 All the above being said, I don't think you can actually fly into Iran and the current moment

Generally they will let stuff like "Olympians returning home" through air cover, as I understand it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:15 PM (PYyV9)

215 It's anti-Western and anti-capitalist, therefore it is good.

I've had several leftists tell me that Islamism is primarily an anti-colonial movement. Yes yes they have regressive views on sex and women's rights and what have you but end colonial involvement in the Middle East and they'll all quickly become atheist social democrats

Now, I think they are lying, and I think they know I know they are lying. But it is much more palatable claim then "I think they'll kill you Christians which will make our job easier in making our societies leftwing atheist ones"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (sKqQm)
________

Islam is as anti-colonial as antifa is anti-fascist. But yea, the atheist commies are still searching for some "hook" to make their evil desire for normals to be murdered seem more palatable.

The problem with anti-colonialism is that it might have some appeal applied to the Muslim invasion of Europe, as most if not all of European countries did have colonies in Muslim countries. But the USA? We never had colonies anywhere. Hell, we were a colony.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

216 So a new talking point is this was a "war of choice" because Iran wasn't a threat to the US. You know, let's just ignore the hostage crisis from 1979, the Marine barracks in Lebanon getting blown up in 1983 and countless other terrorist attacks over the last nearly 50 years that they supported by proxy.... Not to mention their nuclear weapons program

Don't spit on me and tell me it's raining... good grief

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:16 PM (xT8gx)

217 but you have to be careful before humping any conclusions.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

Why? They got STDs?

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

218 That is more a Euro lefty thing, you get less talk of colonialism here.

Oh, I got the goat of several Euro-niks asking why they supported colonialism in Greenland.

The response was REEE IT IS DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

219 >>> Because I've been told for years that it's 77 cents on the dollar to hire a woman instead of a man in the US.

It was pointed out online that international women's day happened on the same day as Daylight savings, so women once again were shorted what they are fully due! I laughed.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 02:16 PM (Eng1Z)

220 That’s not me saying it, that is demonstrably true.

This is a fact: they really do so. Its a crime of "not protecting chastity" or some such wording.

Meanwhile Tucker Carlson literally said that part of the reason for the demand of total unconditional surrender in Iran is "so that our soldiers can rape their women."

This guy is gonna get his face caved in if he meets any troops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:17 PM (PYyV9)

221
Last I heard a year or two ago, Paul Hogan was old, in poor health, and having trouble getting enough money together to return to Australia.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 02:17 PM (XeO61)

222 See, I'm being repressed!

* I couldn't see when the data was from that they used so they probably just made it up.

Yet, they keep moving here...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 02:09 PM (9AdGW)

Oh my gosh! This is awful! I can come save you, but I wonder if AL is 50th! 🤣

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:18 PM (Wmg4n)

223 He still married to that Linda chick who was his co-star in Dundee? She had a nice rack.
Posted by: Bulg


No. Married 1990 Divorced 2014.
Linda Kozlowski
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:14 PM (oKJ0C)

She was fine back in the day. But I saw a recent picture and let's just say that age caught up (like it does with all of us eventually)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:18 PM (xT8gx)

224 I'm sure a message went out to the Iranian sleeper cells: Hey, we're kinda short on cash now. And we really can't get to the bank to get anymore. But if you could go do your business against the Great Satan, that would be terrific. Thanks!

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2026 02:18 PM (pduCL)

225 Midnight Oil has a song about Trugannini. Mighty white of them to make money off of genocide. Good leftists. And I like Midnight Oil

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 02:19 PM (qBBPl)

226 221
Last I heard a year or two ago, Paul Hogan was old, in poor health, and having trouble getting enough money together to return to Australia.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 02:17 PM (XeO61)

Wasn't he in a movie not too long ago all about his frustrations with people being unable to separate him from the Crocodile Dundee character?

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:19 PM (3wOGw)

227 I can’t think of a faster way to step up the bombing campaign, activate the 101st, and roll the funwagons out of Fort Hood than to activate sleeper cells.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (wn0/z)

228 We never had colonies anywhere.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Not true. Hawaii and Alaska were effectively colonies before they achieved statehood.

Then we had the Philippines (which had a substantial Muslim population), Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Guam, Micronesia, American Samoa, our Trust Territories in the Pacific, etc.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

229 TEXAS WOMEN*:
-wage gap, women only make 83% of men


Which is why every man in Texas is unemployed. Because it's cheaper to hire nothing but women.

🤡🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:11 PM (oKJ0C)

=======

So...Texas is actually bringing the average up?

Because I've been told for years that it's 77 cents on the dollar to hire a woman instead of a man in the US.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
________

"Tell me about it. My rentboys charge me $26!"

-- James Talafreako

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

230 We have had enough people try to come to the US and now we are spending billions to kick them out. We do not need more Islamic people here. We have enough. Just because they don't like the Ayatollah doesn't mean they aren't Islamofascists!
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 09, 2026 01:57 PM (FEAjO)

Compromise: give asylum to those that are not muzzies, or who renounce islam; let the muzzies go to some "safe" muzzie shithole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (8zz6B)

231 Last I heard a year or two ago, Paul Hogan was old, in poor health, and having trouble getting enough money together to return to Australia.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


He is 85. Doesn't look the same.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (oKJ0C)

232 A Supreme Leader like that, you don't dismember him all at once.
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 09, 2026 01:53 PM (sLLbN)

Nice! Especially since the original punchline is haram!

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (kyr9/)

233 228 Then we had the Philippines (which had a substantial Muslim population), Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Guam, Micronesia, American Samoa, our Trust Territories in the Pacific, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

The Philippines still does, in Mindanao, don't they?

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:21 PM (3wOGw)

234 The problem with anti-colonialism is that it might have some appeal applied to the Muslim invasion of Europe, as most if not all of European countries did have colonies in Muslim countries. But the USA? We never had colonies anywhere. Hell, we were a colony.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09

You colonized my people’s land and stole it! Without this, I would still be living…in a tent with no ac.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:21 PM (Wmg4n)

235 Midnight Oil has a song about Trugannini. Mighty white of them to make money off of genocide. Good leftists. And I like Midnight Oil/i]

Its like that singer with the big rack and the poor fashion sense.

Oh yeah we are on stolen land. Yep. Give my mansion back to the people we stole it from? FUGO

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

236 Midnight Oil has a song about Trugannini. Mighty white of them to make money off of genocide. Good leftists. And I like Midnight Oil

The benefit of Midnight OIl is that while they are idiotic and unreconstructed leftist twits, all of their references make no sense to me and I have no idea what they are talking about so I can just enjoy the music. Unlike, say, Rage in support of Against The Machine who are the same sorts, but talk about US politics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:21 PM (PYyV9)

237 230 Compromise: give asylum to those that are not muzzies, or who renounce islam; let the muzzies go to some "safe" muzzie shithole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (8zz6B)

I still think the only way to discredit Islam enough that muzzies will actually renounce it is to blow up the Ka'aba.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:22 PM (3wOGw)

238 Oh my gosh! This is awful! I can come save you, but I wonder if AL is 50th! 🤣
Posted by: Piper
----
Only if I don't have to live in the casita with your MIL...😎🤣

Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 02:23 PM (9AdGW)

239 Linda Kozlowski
____

Seriously, who would wear a thong in the Outback? Made for good visuals though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2026 02:23 PM (Dv3i1)

240
The actual Islamic terrorists in this country have had a disproportionate number raised in a comfortable upper middle class life. Elsewhere too, come to think of it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 02:23 PM (QOikT)

241 The Tehran Towehelheads have a "Panel of Experts", as do we, right here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 09, 2026 02:23 PM (gm9Sb)

242 Wasn't he in a movie not too long ago all about his frustrations with people being unable to separate him from the Crocodile Dundee character?
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:19 PM (3wOGw)

I don't understand that attitude. That character in all probability made him rich.... if I had to be typecast to make millions, I'd definitely do it!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:23 PM (xT8gx)

243 Compromise: give asylum to those that are not muzzies, or who renounce islam
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Does taqiyya go so far as to allow them to say they're not Muslim, or to say they've converted to Christianity?

If so, then none of this will work. They'll just lie.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

244 >>> I'm sure a message went out to the Iranian sleeper cells: Hey, we're kinda short on cash now. And we really can't get to the bank to get anymore. But if you could go do your business against the Great Satan, that would be terrific. Thanks!
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2026 02:18 PM (pduCL)

If Hollywood was still funny, a comedy about an incompetent sleeper cell terrorist group could work.

By the way, I might have to go so see the new Scary Movie in theaters, if only to show Hollywood that we DO need cancel culture canceled. And if it takes the Wayans brothers to do it, so be it. Because I thought the republican racist joke in the trailer was funny, and also the slasher victim upset because someone used the wrong pronouns. But the left is freaking over how the movie "punches down" against LGBT. I doubt the Wayans brothers care!

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 02:24 PM (Eng1Z)

245 You colonized my people’s land and stole it! Without this, I would still be living…in a tent with no ac.

And the global warming globalist want to return us all to that status. I say "us" because they will live in mansions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:24 PM (PYyV9)

246 Is there a strategic or tactical reason that we have started attacking oil infrastructure? I thought that we were avoiding such things so that Iran could quickly get back on it's feet under the new Shah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 02:24 PM (4NO2D)

247 Last I heard a year or two ago, Paul Hogan was old, in poor health, and having trouble getting enough money together to return to Australia.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 02:17 PM (XeO61)

Wasn't he in a movie not too long ago all about his frustrations with people being unable to separate him from the Crocodile Dundee character?
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:19 PM (3wOGw)

I could never separate him from the Outback Steakhouse commercials.

Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:24 PM (vt7xw)

248 But the left is freaking over how the movie "punches down" against LGBT. I doubt the Wayans brothers care!

They say they bashed everybody without discrimination or restraint, and I am all for that. I saw they kicked JK Rowling in one bit, and trans nuts in another. That's my kinda comedy: no survivors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:25 PM (PYyV9)

249 If Hollywood was still funny, a comedy about an incompetent sleeper cell terrorist group could work.

One word: Four Lions (2010)

It is hysterical.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 02:26 PM (4NO2D)

250 We never had colonies anywhere.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Not true. Hawaii and Alaska were effectively colonies before they achieved statehood.

Then we had the Philippines (which had a substantial Muslim population), Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Guam, Micronesia, American Samoa, our Trust Territories in the Pacific, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
_______

Those are territories, most of which we got not by invading or "colonizing" but in peace treaties (such as with Spain). Philippines was happy we "got" them instead of Spain after the Spanish-American War. I would not put them in the same category as, say, the British colony in India or the French colonies in Africa.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

251 The Philippines still does, in Mindanao, don't they?
Posted by: XTC

In the south, the Moros. Whatever that big southernmost island is.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

252 IMHO, the IRGC is torching the country.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 02:26 PM (qFwJc)

253 246 Is there a strategic or tactical reason that we have started attacking oil infrastructure? I thought that we were avoiding such things so that Iran could quickly get back on it's feet under the new Shah.

that was the Republican Guard's military oil base. none of that was ever going to Iranian citizens. it's part of our war against the IRGC which is basically what's left going. Still pretty powerful (and globalist).

the Iranian people on X were very happy we did that btw. that oil was never for non-military use. and most of the oil overall was exported.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 02:27 PM (j+aD2)

254 Is there a strategic or tactical reason that we have started attacking oil infrastructure?

Yeah: all those machines and vehicles the Iranian military and police have use fuel. Can't drive that missile launcher around if the tank is dry.

But yes, its tough because you want to leave enough of the infrastructure intact so that the Iranian people can rebuild.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:27 PM (PYyV9)

255 Send those soccer gals back to a different muslim country like New York City or England.

Posted by: Australia's Minister Of Cuck at March 09, 2026 02:27 PM (/1l9x)

256 242 I don't understand that attitude. That character in all probability made him rich.... if I had to be typecast to make millions, I'd definitely do it!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:23 PM (xT8gx)

I think it was less about being typecast in movies and more about "People assume he is actually a bushman in real life".

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:28 PM (3wOGw)

257 Something I have noticed is how impatient people are about the length of a war. We definitely don't have that WWII mindset anymore.

Also wondering now if Iran actually had a military stronger than Russia. Not that they are doing well.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 02:28 PM (n5tGW)

258 >>> One word: Four Lions (2010)

*counts on fingers, pulls a confused look...

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 02:29 PM (Eng1Z)

259 What else would you expect from the country whose police stood by while 11 Jews were murdered on Bondi beach?

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 02:29 PM (/xVml)

260 Those are territories, most of which we got not by invading or "colonizing" but in peace treaties (such as with Spain). Philippines was happy we "got" them instead of Spain after the Spanish-American War. I would not put them in the same category as, say, the British colony in India or the French colonies in Africa.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

European colonies were also often acquired or exchanged via treaty. Think of the Brits getting Canada (and other stuff) in the Treaty of Paris that ended the Seven Years' War. A treaty doesn't make it any less of a colony. It just gives the colonizing power cover and forces other, rival colonizing powers to recognize what belongs to whom.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

261 The problem with anti-colonialism is that it might have some appeal applied to the Muslim invasion of Europe, as most if not all of European countries did have colonies in Muslim countries.
_____

Remember our colony in North Africa? Right, neither do we. Unless the you count our women enslaved in the haram a colony. Yet we're importing more of these goat-buggers every day.

-Ireland

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2026 02:29 PM (Dv3i1)

262 >>> I think it was less about being typecast in movies and more about "People assume he is actually a bushman in real life". Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:28 PM (3wOGw)

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Anthony Perkins at March 09, 2026 02:30 PM (Eng1Z)

263 "He still married to that Linda chick who was his co-star in Dundee? She had a nice rack.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:10 PM"
+++

Proving once again the horde self gravitates back to one thing.

Posted by: And one thing only at March 09, 2026 02:30 PM (DbmxP)

264 I think the USA showing resolve against Iran and demanding unconditional surrender at this point sends a strong message to other countries, i.e. Russia & China, that we are serious and won't back down anymore.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 02:30 PM (9AdGW)

265 Bulg is right. Saying that a colony isn't a colony doesn't fool any outsider. It's like how Spanish reactionaries claim that they didn't do any colonialisms in the New World. Because they were all fellow subjects of Isabella!!
No, dude.
We can discuss how heavy (Hawaii) or light (Luzon) or in-between (PR) the yoke was, but there was a yoke.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 02:31 PM (gKWVE)

266 Then we had the Philippines (which had a substantial Muslim population), Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Guam, Micronesia, American Samoa, our Trust Territories in the Pacific, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

The Philippines still does, in Mindanao, don't they?
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:21 PM (3wOGw)
______

Yea. Muslims were there before the Spanish. Spanish conquered and converted two of the three main geographical areas (Luzon and Visayas), but was only partial successful in the third (Mindanao). Christians still outnumber Muslims there, but there are a lot of Muslims and they are concentrated in certain areas.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

267 Rage For The Machine


Simplified it for you.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 02:32 PM (sAmhv)

268 UPDATE - so the shooter here WAS a local (Honeybrook) - sorry shooter of the Statie who pulled him over.

32 year old Honeybrook man Jesse Nathan Elks

nothing nefarious just a total asshat, maybe on drugs I dunno

he was pulled over for driving erratically

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 02:32 PM (j+aD2)

269 257 Also wondering now if Iran actually had a military stronger than Russia. Not that they are doing well.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 02:28 PM (n5tGW)

Russia just needs to call on all their Dagestani/Chechen warlords.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:32 PM (3wOGw)

270
After the Dundee films, I saw Paul Hogan in an excellent Australian miniseries about Australian troops in WW1, and a couple of ad campaigns (Subaru and Fosters). I'm sure there were other things. If he'd saved his money... ah well, never mind. Show business.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2026 02:33 PM (QOikT)

271 Always thought Paul Hogan might make a funny secret agent in a James Bond spoof.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 02:33 PM (qBBPl)

272 266 Yea. Muslims were there before the Spanish. Spanish conquered and converted two of the three main geographical areas (Luzon and Visayas), but was only partial successful in the third (Mindanao). Christians still outnumber Muslims there, but there are a lot of Muslims and they are concentrated in certain areas.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

And this is probably why The Hague is trying to make an example of Rodrigo Duterte (I'm sure he had no love for Islam).

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (3wOGw)

273 The white American women want to be the handmaidens. It's a daddy fixation sexualized and romantized. The muslims fit the role perfectly.

Rich oil sheiks are the 6-6-6 minotaurs they have been looking for.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

Anyone else remember the Bo Derek film, "Bolero"?

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (kyr9/)

274 Who are the children posing in front of them at the game?

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

275 Meanwhile Tucker Carlson literally said that part of the reason for the demand of total unconditional surrender in Iran is "so that our soldiers can rape their women."

This guy is gonna get his face caved in if he meets any troops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:17 PM (PYyV9)

It would be much deserved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (snZF9)

276 I saw an old interview of Alan Hale (he died in 1990 IIRC) and he said he absolutely loved it when people came up to him and called him The Skipper. He absolutely embraced that role... seemed like a really nice guy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (xT8gx)

277 264 I think the USA showing resolve against Iran and demanding unconditional surrender at this point sends a strong message to other countries, i.e. Russia & China, that we are serious and won't back down anymore.

just means we have to lay low until '28 and another feckless fecker is elected.

Posted by: russia & china at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (oY6Yp)

278 Always thought Paul Hogan might make a funny secret agent in a James Bond spoof.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Get Smart reboot.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (oKJ0C)

279 Does taqiyya go so far as to allow them to say they're not Muslim, or to say they've converted to Christianity?

If so, then none of this will work. They'll just lie.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

Well, for one, we don't know if the Iranian womens' soccer team is all muslims. They do have substantial religious minorities is Iran.

For two, it sort of goes without saying, that if one is granted asylum on condition of renouncing islam, and subsequently reverts, the asylum is canceled, with prejudice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 02:35 PM (8zz6B)

280 if I had to be typecast to make millions, I'd definitely do it!

Our very own film critic explained in his video on Oscar Winners the ideas of typecasting and the Movie Star really well.

He pointed out that the movie star was created by the studios, not so much by making the stars famous and beloved, but by making consistently recognizable types of movies with them in it -- typecasting -- so that people could see John Wayne or Humphrey Bogart in a movie and know what they were getting without needing to even know what the film was.

It wasn't so much love of John Wayne but knowing if you went to see one of his movies, you were gonna get John Wayne stuff.

And that's why the movie star is basically dead: no typecasting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:35 PM (PYyV9)

281
Yeesh, Paul Hogan is 86.

He has been living in the US with his son, Chance, for many years, delaying his full return to Australia until his son's career is established.

his "dying wish" to live out his final days in his homeland and have his ashes scattered in Sydney.

spotted arriving at Sydney Airport in a wheelchair, with reports citing that he has been dealing with health battles, including kidney issues.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2026 02:35 PM (k/sBx)

282 263 Proving once again the horde self gravitates back to one thing.
Posted by: And one thing only at March 09, 2026 02:30 PM (DbmxP)

Trepanning.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (3wOGw)

283 I bet it would just be yet another thing that exposes them as cowards who can't do anything they like unless it's the fashion among their social set.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March

They believe the very untrue statistics of women not facing crime or the dreaded male gaze, and how empowering that is. The thoughts fall short of why and how.
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:00 PM (Wmg4n)

Well, of course the women don't face crime. Because it's the cops raping and beating them. It's not crime, at all!

Of course, if they would just dress like those fashion show pics you posted in the ONT, they wouldn't have to worry about the male gaze in the West, either.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (kyr9/)

284 Easy. You've been given the offer. If you're such a bunch of huge pussies that you can't even tell a dying regime to go suck dicks, then let the Americans have these broads and wash your sad little hands of the matter.

Unless you're just doing this because you're puppets of the Chinese, in which case, carry on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (BI5O2)

285 Fordlandia

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (CZccC)

286 136 Rich oil sheiks are the 6-6-6 minotaurs they have been looking for.

4-8-8-4 big boy > 6-6-6 minotaur

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (oY6Yp)

287 Just when you thought Tucker Carlson couldn't go any lower, he takes a dive right beneath the whale feces at the bottom of the ocean....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (xT8gx)

288 Only if I don't have to live in the casita with your MIL...😎🤣
Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 02

Ha! I need to nail down an actual timeline on all of those changes.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (Wmg4n)

289 Also wondering now if Iran actually had a military stronger than Russia. Not that they are doing well.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Not a high bar.

Iran doesn't project well, and their O&M is crap.

Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (vt7xw)

290 270After the Dundee films, I saw Paul Hogan in an excellent Australian miniseries about Australian troops in WW1, and a couple of ad campaigns (Subaru and Fosters

******The series was called ANZACS and was made prior to Crocodile Dundee. It was a good series that followed an ANZAC company through Gallopoli and then France. Hogan was pretty much just one of the guys.

Posted by: Cosda at March 09, 2026 02:37 PM (Z4jFa)

291 As The Telegraph reports, Ron Hubbard, owner of Atlas Survival Shelters, reports being “inundated with calls” since the conflict erupted, with enquiries spiking “tenfold.”

The Texas-based company, which builds everything from $20,000 basic shelters to multimillion-dollar compounds, is reaping a harvest from the heightened tensions.

Hubbard revealed that two senior Trump Cabinet members are new customers.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 02:37 PM (RHGPo)

292 And that's why the movie star is basically dead: no typecasting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:35 PM (PYyV9)

The movie star is also dead because at some point "someone" realized that our common culture was valuable and made it that much harder to divide us, so they decided to destroy the culture. Hence no movies or TV or music for us to all rally around and enjoy together.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:37 PM (rUi6v)

293 280 Does taqiyya go so far as to allow them to say they're not Muslim, or to say they've converted to Christianity?

If so, then none of this will work. They'll just lie.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

Well, for one, we don't know if the Iranian womens' soccer team is all muslims. They do have substantial religious minorities is Iran.

For two, it sort of goes without saying, that if one is granted asylum on condition of renouncing islam, and subsequently reverts, the asylum is canceled, with prejudice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 02:35 PM (8zz6B)

Violating Islam and Shari'ah in order to conquer would more be Muruna than Taqiyya.

And hiding being Muslim would more be Kitman.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:37 PM (3wOGw)

294 If Australia grants refuge to the women it is likely to draw sharp criticism from Iran.

Oh no, not criticism! Run away!

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2026 02:38 PM (EJWxb)

295 US Orders Americans Out Of Southeast Turkey After Reports Of CIA Arming Kurds

US staff draw down from Adana consulate, near NATO Incirlik air base

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

296 278 Always thought Paul Hogan might make a funny secret agent in a James Bond spoof.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Get Smart reboot.


no love for johnny english? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_English

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 02:38 PM (oY6Yp)

297 Hawaii was literally taken over by Americans. Not the US government. Our government said no, but Americans took control of the islands anyway. There was money to be made, you see.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 02:38 PM (rH6aZ)

298 Maybe if they promise to open a learing center of Australian youth.

Posted by: Harry at March 09, 2026 02:38 PM (qnV6d)

299 Vancouver is being 'de-colonized' as we speak. MAID isn't just for 'health-care' -

Link to HotAir
https://tinyurl.com/muvvc2yu

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2026 02:39 PM (Dv3i1)

300 Yea. Muslims were there before the Spanish. Spanish conquered and converted two of the three main geographical areas (Luzon and Visayas), but was only partial successful in the third (Mindanao). Christians still outnumber Muslims there, but there are a lot of Muslims and they are concentrated in certain areas.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

And this is probably why The Hague is trying to make an example of Rodrigo Duterte (I'm sure he had no love for Islam).
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:34 PM (3wOGw)
____

Yea. I also believe that a big reason we kept Ferdinand Marcos in power for so long is because he was keeping the Mindanao Muslim terrorists in line.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

301 There's got to be at least one, "Trump is only protecting the Iranian soccer team to distract from the Epstein files."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

You mean he's not doing it because he can get them all almost naked in the White House and grab their p***y, or something? (REALLY surprised that one hasn't gone out there.)

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 02:39 PM (kyr9/)

302 New York's Medicaid Program Under Federal Investigation For Alleged Fraud

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

303 Oz is now ruled by a socialist administration and no longer is the country it was even 20 years ago.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 09, 2026 02:40 PM (h3wuo)

304 I didn't even get into mentioning the AWFLs yet. I'm just talking about heads of state, who seem to think a Caliphate is the fastest method of achieving One World Government.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:52 PM (wa/yD)
Well the fastest way would be the return of Christ, the second fastest would actually be the caliphate, which is the worst choice, and it's happening as we speak.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2026 02:40 PM (LHPAg)

305 Also leftists are given preference at every level of pedowood, and they don't create for the reason people did for the previous 500 years - to celebrate God or His kingdom - they do it to "teach" and spread their nauseating demonic godless ideology.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:40 PM (rUi6v)

306 I think the USA showing resolve against Iran and demanding unconditional surrender at this point sends a strong message to other countries, i.e. Russia & China, that we are serious and won't back down anymore.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 02:30 PM (9AdGW)


I think China losing its source of discount oil and the Brent Crude going to $105 with the close of the straits of Hormuz, and turning off the starlink to Russia was a bigger message.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 02:40 PM (rbvCR)

307 246 Is there a strategic or tactical reason that we have started attacking oil infrastructure?

well, there's the fact that they ain't surrendered yet...

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 02:41 PM (oY6Yp)

308 Just when you thought Tucker Carlson couldn't go any lower, he takes a dive right beneath the whale feces at the bottom of the ocean....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (xT8gx)

And with his mouth open.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 02:41 PM (snZF9)

309 If so, then none of this will work. They'll just lie.
Posted by: Bulg


Which is exactly what has been happening in the UK for decades.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 02:41 PM (diia5)

310 Iran fought Iraq to a stand still. We have known for years we could clean their friggin clocks.

Australia and the UK are dead to me. Spain too. I don't need their crap in my life.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 09, 2026 02:41 PM (cS1cw)

311 TEXAS WOMEN*: -wage gap, women only make 83% of men

Which is why every man in Texas is unemployed. Because it's cheaper to hire nothing but women.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:11 PM

So...Texas is actually bringing the average up?

Because I've been told for years that it's 77 cents on the dollar to hire a woman instead of a man in the US.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 02:12 PM

Maybe a white man. But it's 33 cents to 50 cents on the dollar to hire an Indian. So women are going to find out soon -- if they have not already -- that they are as expendable as men when they can easily be replaced by cheap Indians through H-1Bs or outsourcing.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 02:42 PM (P5BPp)

312
Trump should invite them to the White House. Unlike the Women's Hockey team I am sure they'd accept.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 09, 2026 02:42 PM (IifOV)

313 And hiding being Muslim would more be Kitman.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:37 PM (3wOGw)

Regardless, if you catch them in a lie of that nature, punt them out with prejudice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 02:42 PM (8zz6B)

314 It wasn't so much love of John Wayne but knowing if you went to see one of his movies, you were gonna get John Wayne stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

A guy I knew in the Navy who had once been a professional actor had a good take on the movie star phenomenon. Most stars have a well-known, crafted persona. But you go to a John Wayne picture, say, not just to see John Wayne stuff, but to see how that John Wayne stuff works in the given situation presented in the film. You could have John Wayne and, say, Humphrey Bogart in the exact same movie, with the exact same staging, dialogue, editing, etc., but they would still be different movies because of the way the each star's persona would play out in the context of the film's premise.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

315 Well, of course the women don't face crime. Because it's the cops raping and beating them. It's not crime, at all!

It's not a crime if there's no law against raping and beating them. If you're raped but can't produce four male witnesses, no crime no punishment. And you can beat your wife under Sharia so no crime there either. Shariah jukes the stats.

Posted by: Like Baltimore PD! at March 09, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

316 Trump is willing to risk everything, including any personal legacy, to do the right thing and fix some of the world's most egregious and evil bullshit. It's something else.

Either that or he's owned by Israel. Who magically somehow replaced Russia.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:44 PM (rUi6v)

317 Have you guys priced life insurance lately? Man, it has literally gone through the roof!
Posted by: Mojtaba Khamenei

Along with my leg

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 09, 2026 02:44 PM (ZgXGm)

318 Maniac Transgender Killers and the Doctors Who Fuel Them
Taking hormonal drugs and antidepressants makes one more instable than they think.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

319 Someone must have hacked DJT's Truth account. There's no way he'd offer asylum to Iranians about to be executed for refusal to support a corrupt regime. After all, everyone knows Trump is a big ol racist islamaphobe who wants to wipe out all brown skinned people -- , amirite!?!?

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:44 PM (lCppi)

320 So the new Ayatollah was supposed to address the committee and instead they put his picture up and an alleged text message from him.... Either he's muerto or he's afraid going out in public would make him so...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 02:44 PM (Ea0Ol)

321 Those are territories, most of which we got not by invading or "colonizing" but in peace treaties (such as with Spain). Philippines was happy we "got" them instead of Spain after the Spanish-American War. I would not put them in the same category as, say, the British colony in India or the French colonies in Africa.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

European colonies were also often acquired or exchanged via treaty. Think of the Brits getting Canada (and other stuff) in the Treaty of Paris that ended the Seven Years' War. A treaty doesn't make it any less of a colony. It just gives the colonizing power cover and forces other, rival colonizing powers to recognize what belongs to whom.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)
______

I do not think we ever invaded a country and took by force to establish a colony, like many Europeans did. The fact that some Euros also bought and exchanged existing colonies in addition to doing it by force doesn't equate the two. We were not "colonists" as that term is commonly understood.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

322 Oz is now ruled by a socialist administration and no longer is the country it was even 20 years ago.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 09, 2026 02:40 PM

Yep, that became obvious based on their tyranny during the Plandemic in 2020-2021.

And since that did not happen overnight, they were likely heading towards tyranny 5-10 years before that and the Plandemic gave them a chance to finally exert their power.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (P5BPp)

323 A guy I knew in the Navy who had once been a professional actor had a good take on the movie star phenomenon. Most stars have a well-known, crafted persona. But you go to a John Wayne picture, say, not just to see John Wayne stuff, but to see how that John Wayne stuff works in the given situation presented in the film. You could have John Wayne and, say, Humphrey Bogart in the exact same movie, with the exact same staging, dialogue, editing, etc., but they would still be different movies because of the way the each star's persona would play out in the context of the film's premise.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

Now do Christopher Walken. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (snZF9)

324 See... this is what I LUV about Trump.

You may not agree with his delivery, but his INSTINCTS are usually spot on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (mP0Kj)

325 At least the press can continue asking all the new muslim candidates "Are you still beating your wife?"

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (rUi6v)

326 Football? Which one is the quarterback?

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (lCppi)

327 If he was Mexican would he be the Ayayayatollah?

Posted by: Still muerto at March 09, 2026 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

328 The policy change — which pertains to the SBA’s surety bond and microloan programs — comes after the agency enacted a separate policy on March 1 which made any U.S. small business owned partly or wholly by a foreign national ineligible for its 504 and 7(a) loan programs, according to a news release. Small business owners seeking to obtain any SBA loans are now required to be American citizens or U.S. nationals whose principal place of residence is in the United States.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

329 286 Fordlandia
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 02:36 PM (CZccC)

CC: Wendigoon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 09, 2026 02:46 PM (xcxpd)

330 Sportsball and politics. *yawn*

Humanity has gone insane. Everybody is trying too hard to save and/or conquer the world.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 02:46 PM (M9gjJ)

331 Now do Christopher Walken. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM


I'm standing right here, muthafuckah!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at March 09, 2026 02:46 PM (bFu5X)

332 Football? Which one is the quarterback?

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (lCppi)

The one with the deflated balls

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:47 PM (rUi6v)

333 "Seriously, who would wear a thong in the Outback? Made for good visuals though."

You must not watch the same videos I watch ... of hot single women in thongs, roaming the Australia coasts (and sometimes inland adventures). These women must come from money, because they have great vehicles for roaming alone.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 02:47 PM (vbXSk)

334 I do not think we ever invaded a country and took by force to establish a colony, like many Europeans did.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

You could argue that we did that with the Indians. Sure, we made treaties with them and paid them for the land, but that usually followed the de facto military conquest.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)

335 314 Regardless, if you catch them in a lie of that nature, punt them out with prejudice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 02:42 PM (8zz6B)

Absolutely.

But I like to point out that lying is such a part of their nature that they have MULTIPLE WORDS FOR MULTIPLE DIFFERENT TYPES OF LYING.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (3wOGw)

336 320 Someone must have hacked DJT's Truth account. There's no way he'd offer asylum to Iranians about to be executed for refusal to support a corrupt regime. After all, everyone knows Trump is a big ol racist islamaphobe who wants to wipe out all brown skinned people -- , amirite!?!?
Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:44 PM (lCppi)

Depends on their Hawtness Factor... and being Soccer Players they are probably pretty fit and trim..

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (mP0Kj)

337 TJM to the podium please

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (EtnSa)

338 It wasn't so much love of John Wayne but knowing if you went to see one of his movies, you were gonna get John Wayne stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

A guy I knew in the Navy who had once been a professional actor had a good take on the movie star phenomenon. Most stars have a well-known, crafted persona. But you go to a John Wayne picture, say, not just to see John Wayne stuff, but to see how that John Wayne stuff works in the given situation presented in the film. You could have John Wayne and, say, Humphrey Bogart in the exact same movie, with the exact same staging, dialogue, editing, etc., but they would still be different movies because of the way the each star's persona would play out in the context of the film's premise.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
______

I've long thought that "movie stars" are just actors who have the right agents or connections. Same thing with "stars" in any field. I know for sure that the big law firm "stars" (the rainmakers) are usually just guys who made friends in law school with guys that will go on to be bigwigs at major companies. They are not the best lawyers. They know the right people.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

339 Football? Which one is the quarterback?

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:45 PM (lCppi)

The one with the deflated balls
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:47 PM


Can't be. The government said they weren't patriots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (bFu5X)

340 334 "Seriously, who would wear a thong in the Outback? Made for good visuals though."

You must not watch the same videos I watch ... of hot single women in thongs, roaming the Australia coasts (and sometimes inland adventures). These women must come from money, because they have great vehicles for roaming alone.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 02:47 PM (vbXSk)

With the magical mystical Camera, that does not need a crew to film!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2026 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)

341 Small business owners seeking to obtain any SBA loans are now required to be American citizens or U.S. nationals whose principal place of residence is in the United States.
_____

The fact that this wasn't always the law is crazy. Congress really sucks bad.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2026 02:50 PM (Dv3i1)

342 But I like to point out that lying is such a part of their nature that they have MULTIPLE WORDS FOR MULTIPLE DIFFERENT TYPES OF LYING.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (3wOGw)

The way Eskimos have so many different words for ice and snow.

Posted by: They were born in it. Molded by it. at March 09, 2026 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

343 I do not think we ever invaded a country and took by force to establish a colony, like many Europeans did.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

You could argue that we did that with the Indians. Sure, we made treaties with them and paid them for the land, but that usually followed the de facto military conquest.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)
________

Maybe, at least with some of the tribes. But with others, they were attacking us. These were a savage people who couldn't stop killing each other, let alone the white people.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

344 I've long thought that "movie stars" are just actors who have the right agents or connections. Same thing with "stars" in any field. I know for sure that the big law firm "stars" (the rainmakers) are usually just guys who made friends in law school with guys that will go on to be bigwigs at major companies. They are not the best lawyers. They know the right people.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

One of my old guitar players said it perfect, he said "If you're a young chick going out to hollywood to make it, you better have family in the business, or else you'll just die a crack whore on hollywood boulevard".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 02:51 PM (snZF9)

345 The way Eskimos have so many different words for ice and snow.
Posted by: They were born in it. Molded by it. at March 09, 2026 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

I have a lot more words than that for snow and I don't even have to speak Eskimo. My descriptive vocabulary is very strong.

Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:51 PM (vt7xw)

346 I assume Megan Rapinoe is at the forefront of securing these women's rights.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 09, 2026 02:52 PM (bufu1)

347 As re the ISIS Bucks County Bombers, a team of two, if parents can be sent to prison for having given the gun to their son the school shooter, so too can these parents in Bucks for having allowed their boys to turn jihadi.

Posted by: M. Gaga at March 09, 2026 02:52 PM (KiBMU)

348 but they would still be different movies because of the way the each star's persona would play out in the context of the film's premise.

That is basically what I meant by "John Wayne stuff" but you made it more clear

There are some typecast actors out there today, and you can rely on what you're going to get. Jason Statham, for instance. But they don't get the studio promotion and publicity to help boost their persona and people kind of mock them for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:52 PM (PYyV9)

349 "With the magical mystical Camera, that does not need a crew to film!" Posted by: Romeo13

The ones I've seen (YouTube feeds them to me) don't have anyone else ... just a hand held stick, cam on a tripod, and a drone.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (vbXSk)

350 It wasn't so much love of John Wayne but knowing if you went to see one of his movies, you were gonna get John Wayne stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Hence Ahnald and Sly and Jason Statham and Errol Flynn and...

Jimmy Stewart being an exception, being able to play Elwood P. Dowd and a vengeful cowboy in back to back films.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (Y8DZL)

351 Trump is willing to risk everything, including any personal legacy, to do the right thing and fix some of the world's most egregious and evil bullshit. It's something else.

Either that or he's owned by Israel. Who magically somehow replaced Russia.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:44 PM (rUi6v)

Tucker's latest theory is the Chabad House owns him... or maybe it's the Girl Scouts? It's hard to keep up.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (lCppi)

352 All Jason Statham movies are the same movie.


I still watch them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (4NO2D)

353 Maybe, at least with some of the tribes. But with others, they were attacking us. These were a savage people who couldn't stop killing each other, let alone the white people.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

Mass murder, rape, torture, cannibalism...but they were peace-loving conservationist children of nature, maaaaaan...

Posted by: They used every part of the enemy tribesmen at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

354 Can't be. The government said they weren't patriots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 02:48 PM (bFu5X)

Nice

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (rUi6v)

355 The fact that this wasn't always the law is crazy. Congress really sucks bad.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


*cough Kickbacks cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (oKJ0C)

356 If he was Mexican would he be the Ayayayatollah?
Posted by: Still muerto at March 09, 2026 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

And Iran would be selling oil of ole!

Posted by: Josephistan at March 09, 2026 02:54 PM (y9ksN)

357 As re the ISIS Bucks County Bombers, a team of two, if parents can be sent to prison for having given the gun to their son the school shooter, so too can these parents in Bucks for having allowed their boys to turn jihadi.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 09, 2026 02:52 PM (KiBMU)
_______

It's complicated -- and potentially made easier -- because ISIS is (IIRC) designated as a foreign terror organization. That gives us the right to go after all sources of funding, etc. With real teeth.

So, if the parents did fund or support these twinks, then they could be in real trouble. If the media suddenly starts downplaying the connection to ISIS, we'll know for sure that the parents were involved.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

358 I was just thinking of how well drones could be used for some of the OG big set pieces. The Waterloo movie by the Soviets comes to mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

359 Jimmy Stewart being an exception, being able to play Elwood P. Dowd and a vengeful cowboy in back to back films.
Posted by: Auspex


Yeah, Stewart had a great range, especially in his postwar pictures.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:55 PM (77rzZ)

360 Colin Kapernick hardest hit....

Seriously can't wait for the American left to denounce these women for not participating in their national anthem

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 09, 2026 02:55 PM (DIY2E)

361 But I like to point out that lying is such a part of their nature that they have MULTIPLE WORDS FOR MULTIPLE DIFFERENT TYPES OF LYING.

IT goes even deeper.

They have different words for different kinds of acceptable lying. Taquiiya is just the term for lying to protect yourself, pretending that you are not Muslim (which would actually apply possibly with asylum for the Olympic athletes). They have another term for lying to promote Islam (I cannot recall it) and a couple of others.

Technically its wrong to lie in Islam, but they carve out a bunch of exceptions and then it doesn't even matter because some stuff you do expunge your sins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)

362 TEXAS WOMEN*: -wage gap, women only make 83% of men

Which is why every man in Texas is unemployed. Because it's cheaper to hire nothing but women.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 02:11 PM

Always with these "statistics": is it for the same job, the same experience level and the same credentials? Cuz the answer is always, "no."

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:56 PM (lCppi)

363 I have a lot more words than that for snow and I don't even have to speak Eskimo. My descriptive vocabulary is very strong.
Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:51 PM (vt7xw)

Such as "goddamn snow" "fucking snow" "goddamn fucking snow" etc...

Posted by: I'm making assumptions but feel confident in them at March 09, 2026 02:56 PM (TbWk/)

364 And Iran would be selling oil of ole!
Posted by: Josephistan at March 09, 2026 02:54 PM (y9ksN)

Damn. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

365 >>>All Jason Statham movies are the same movie.


I still watch them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (4NO2D)

=====

I know, right?

Posted by: Steven Segal at March 09, 2026 02:57 PM (CyFyf)

366 I have a lot more words than that for snow and I don't even have to speak Eskimo. My descriptive vocabulary is very strong.
Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:51 PM (vt7xw)

Such as "goddamn snow" "fucking snow" "goddamn fucking snow" etc...
Posted by: I'm making assumptions but feel confident in them at March 09, 2026 02:56 PM (TbWk/)

"Observe the snow. It fornicates."

Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:57 PM (vt7xw)

367 Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 02:35 PM (ity8L)

That's a Turkish account and it is quite anti-Semitic and pro-Pally.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 02:57 PM (n9ltV)

368 I have a lot more words than that for snow and I don't even have to speak Eskimo. My descriptive vocabulary is very strong.
Posted by: Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:51 PM (vt7xw)

Such as "goddamn snow" "fucking snow" "goddamn fucking snow" etc...

Posted by: I'm making assumptions but feel confident in them at March 09, 2026 02:56 PM (TbWk/)

Miserable fucking snow is my go to.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 02:58 PM (snZF9)

369 Versatile actor. Nick Cage. Maybe that’s not the term I was looking for.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 02:58 PM (pDt9x)

370 362 IT goes even deeper.

They have different words for different kinds of acceptable lying. Taquiiya is just the term for lying to protect yourself, pretending that you are not Muslim (which would actually apply possibly with asylum for the Olympic athletes). They have another term for lying to promote Islam (I cannot recall it) and a couple of others.

Technically its wrong to lie in Islam, but they carve out a bunch of exceptions and then it doesn't even matter because some stuff you do expunge your sins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)

Not exactly. ALL lying is to promote Islam. It's not about what the lie is for, it's about _how_ they lie.

Kitman is a lie of omission, leaving out information.
Tawriyah is a lie of misinterpretation, allowing the kuffar to believe something you didn't actually say.
Muruna is doing things that are forbidden in Islam, in order to say to the kuffar that Islam doesn't forbid them.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 02:58 PM (3wOGw)

371 All Jason Statham movies are the same movie.

I still watch them


Exactly. Even John Wayne's bad films, he's fun to watch. And he made some real turds.

Nobody ever wanted Groucho Marx to play a serious drama. Typecasting was good for most actors, and we benefitted from it no matter how awful they might have considered it. Guys like Alec Baldwin refusing to play Jack Ryan after Red October because he was worried about typecasting is one of the dumbest career moves imaginable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:58 PM (PYyV9)

372 'Member when the Turks were secular to the point of being reasonable?

Stature, we hardly knew ye. (Armenian genocide notwithstanding.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

373 Nat gas prices are down 2% on the day.

I mean...this oil shock didn't even last a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

374 Stature? Really phone?

Ataturk. How in the hell did that make sense?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

375 Pro-Palestinian thugs assault Jewish man in France.

https://tinyurl.com/4sn6yduy
Posted by: Bulg

That's a Turkish account and it is quite anti-Semitic and pro-Pally.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I did not post that. I don' have access to Twitter. So either I've been hacked, or someone is socking me.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

376 Nude hot Israeli girls

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

377 But I like to point out that lying is such a part of their nature that they have MULTIPLE WORDS FOR MULTIPLE DIFFERENT TYPES OF LYING.

IT goes even deeper.

They have different words for different kinds of acceptable lying. Taquiiya is just the term for lying to protect yourself, pretending that you are not Muslim (which would actually apply possibly with asylum for the Olympic athletes). They have another term for lying to promote Islam (I cannot recall it) and a couple of others.

Technically its wrong to lie in Islam, but they carve out a bunch of exceptions and then it doesn't even matter because some stuff you do expunge your sins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)

Not to over- generalize, but from experience there seem to be similar issues about acceptable or even expected lies throughout most of the vowel countries.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 03:01 PM (lCppi)

378 Nat gas prices are down 2% on the day.

I mean...this oil shock didn't even last a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

Let's not start oiling each other's cocks just yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

379 Nick Cage or Samuel Jackson? Who has been in more movies?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 09, 2026 03:02 PM (VkY89)

380 Multiculturalism isn't about preserving cultures. It's about the destruction of Western Civilization.

Yeah, I started reading "The Camp of the Saints."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 09, 2026 03:02 PM (qFwJc)

381 >>> Nat gas prices are down 2% on the day.

I mean...this oil shock didn't even last a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

======

Eh, my small flyover city gas prices are up a dollar ($2.29 to $3.29) since last Sunday.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 09, 2026 03:02 PM (CyFyf)

382 Versatile actor. Nick Cage. Maybe that’s not the term I was looking for.

He is, though. He creates the character in his mind and goes all in on it no matter what he is in. Nick Cage in Ghost Rider is not Nick Cage in God of War is not Nick Cage in Con air is not Nick Cage in National Treasure, etc.

Its always Nicholas Cage, but you get a different performance and persona. He's insane and thinks that he is way deeper than he is (his interviews are hilariously unselfaware) but he's talented.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (PYyV9)

383 I don't care how many fucking friends you have if you have no charisma on screen.

The current crop has little, and are purposefully ugly. Then they open the cake hole.

Turns out movie casting is also a dead art.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (cS1cw)

384
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (tljrc)

385 Tucker's latest theory is the Chabad House owns him... or maybe it's the Girl Scouts? It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 02:53 PM (lCppi)


Tucker's problem is that he ascribes the worst sort of betrayal when Trump does not do what Tucker thought Trump promised to do.

Since this is the problem that Mark Levin, Glenn Beck, Alex Jones . . . Right down to Mel K, Mike Farris and posters here on this blog have -- Each one with his own defined corrupting force* I am going to ignore them for anything but interviews and gleaned facts

*Trump is apparently simultaneously controlled by the Russians, the Jews, the Rothschilds, GCHQ, Neocons, Hot Chicks, the banking cartel, the Taiwanese, corrupt judges, a doggie named Silvie, the CIA, the City of London, secret pressure from Brussels, fear of the International Court of Justice, and the Wharton School Alumni Society.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR)

386 Nude Pete Hegseth

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)

387 >>> All Jason Statham movies are the same movie.

I still watch them.

Posted by: toby928(c)

>Liam Neeson says hold my beer, and pop some popcorn.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (M9gjJ)

388
The funniest thing about Hollywood comedians is their universal need to play "serious" roles for the recognition. Like young babe actresses who discover their serious side when the hootchie cootchie roles dry up.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (Y8DZL)

389 I mean...this oil shock didn't even last a day.

Ships are sneaking through the straits by shutting their Transponders off, apparently LOL

Kitman is a lie of omission, leaving out information.
Tawriyah is a lie of misinterpretation, allowing the kuffar to believe something you didn't actually say.
Muruna is doing things that are forbidden in Islam, in order to say to the kuffar that Islam doesn't forbid them.


Thanks I can never remember all the different kinds of lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 03:04 PM (PYyV9)

390 383 Versatile actor. Nick Cage. Maybe that’s not the term I was looking for.

He is, though. He creates the character in his mind and goes all in on it no matter what he is in. Nick Cage in Ghost Rider is not Nick Cage in God of War is not Nick Cage in Con air is not Nick Cage in National Treasure, etc.

Its always Nicholas Cage, but you get a different performance and persona. He's insane and thinks that he is way deeper than he is (his interviews are hilariously unselfaware) but he's talented.
___

I never particularly liked (or hated) Nicholas Cage until I saw the move Adaptation (2002), where he plays twin brothers. I'm no Meryl Streep fan either, but it's a great movie.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 09, 2026 03:11 PM (qUkBO)

391 LASue,
Stop with the facts, you're ruining the narrative!!//

Posted by: lin-duh at March 09, 2026 03:12 PM (9U6Wl)

392 Australia Gov't is to humanitarianism as Vegetarians are to vegetables...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2026 03:34 PM (ynpvh)

393 hope those new popup ads are getting you'll money, because they are a pain

Posted by: gov'theretohelp at March 09, 2026 06:21 PM (VOPsA)

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