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"Peaceful Protester" and Super-Hot Male Model Alex Pretti Seen in New Video Spitting at ICE Agents, Kicking Their Cars

Assault and battery with a side of Blue Steel.


Newly surfaced video shows Alex Pretti spitting at federal immigration agents, kicking a government vehicle, and screaming profanities during a violent confrontation in south Minneapolis on January 13 -- just 11 days before he was fatally shot by Border Patrol agents.

The footage, obtained by the Minnesota Star Tribune, captures Pretti, 37, amid a chaotic street scene as an unmarked federal convoy moved through the area. Surrounded by a crowd blowing whistles and heckling officers, Pretti is seen shouting abuse at agents, spitting in their direction, and kicking a vehicle before officers move in and take him to the ground. As he stands back up, what appears to be a handgun is clearly visible in his waistband. Moments later, he is released and remains in the area as the confrontation dissipates. A spokesperson for Pretti's family and the family's attorney confirmed to the Star Tribune that the man in the video is Pretti, whose death nearly two weeks later would ignite protests.

The video was recorded by The News Movement on January 13 and later reviewed and aired by the BBC. During a 10 p.m. GMT broadcast, BBC journalist Ros Atkins said the individual in the footage matches Pretti's appearance, clothing, and gait, adding that facial recognition technology suggested a 97 percent match. Atkins told viewers the video shows Pretti "shouting abuse at the agents" and "kicking a car" before being wrestled to the ground, noting that a firearm is visible in his waistband as he gets back to his feet. A BBC spokesperson later confirmed to Mediaite that the network reviewed and authenticated the footage using facial recognition tools.

That video below the fold.

There's just so much peace at these peaceful protests.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are facing a surge in violent threats unlike anything seen before, according to new disclosures from federal officials who say hostility toward frontline immigration enforcement has exploded amid sustained political attacks on the agency.

ICE officials this week revealed that death threats against agents and their families have skyrocketed by roughly 8,000 percent, while physical assaults on officers have jumped more than 1,300 percent, a spike they attribute to increasingly aggressive "abolish ICE" rhetoric coming from activist groups and reinforced by elected officials in sanctuary jurisdictions.

One recent case laid bare the ugliness of those threats: an ICE agent received a voicemail in which a man repeatedly urged him to kill himself, called him a "fascist pig," and extended his rage to the agent's family, saying, "I hope your wife dies. I hope your mom and dad die. I hope everything wrong that could go in your life happens. I hope you have the most miserable life."

The message continued with graphic threats and insults, ending with the caller telling the agent, "You are a traitor to the American people, to the values that made our country. You should kill yourself. You're disgusting."

Department of Homeland Security spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin said the escalation is not happening in a vacuum, arguing that Democrat leaders who govern sanctuary cities and states have spent years vilifying ICE in ways that predictably lead to violence.

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 g456h7uhnr67b

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:11 PM (YIzYT)

2
And good morning!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:11 PM (YIzYT)

3 Howdy Ace

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (cmgab)

4
Content read.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (YIzYT)

5 Well, you pays your money, you takes your chances.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (bss/y)

6 Did he have his gun then too ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (VE6XX)

7 "AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti on January 13th trying to get injured by federal officers

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"This footage is deeply unhelpful, therefore it should be outlawed. It is misinformation."
-leftist intellectual

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

8 Believe it or not, we're sending our best.

Posted by: The Deep State at January 29, 2026 12:14 PM (0RGA5)

9 Minnesota Nice was always overrated, but now it's just not good at all.

Posted by: Dave at January 29, 2026 12:14 PM (sbsMc)

10
Did Alex Pretti ever for one moment have an inkling that he was seriously risking his life? I think he was relying on the FAHSE (fuck around hurt someone else) brainwashing that lefties serve to their minions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (YIzYT)

11 Democrats do enjoy defending psychopaths.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (CRrep)

12 > "AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti on January 13th trying to get injured by federal officers
------
He got what he wanted.

In spades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (jtM2q)

13 He’s a member of Bonhoeffer’s Angels.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (+aem1)

14 WOW. I am completely shocked.

I was sure that every one of these people who got injured while around violent protesters that were attacking ICE were COMPLETELY innocent.

I'm shook.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (zjgNU)

15 These isn't protests - this is an insurgency

They are literally assisting with the invasion of the USA by foreign powers.

In a sane world we'd have drum head courts and quick sentences...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (sKqQm)

16
Did he have his gun then too ?
Posted by: It's me donna

==============

I saw commentary that there was something sticking off his hip.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (YIzYT)

17 12 > "AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti on January 13th trying to get injured by federal officers
------
He got what he wanted.

In spades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (jtM2q)

======

Empty souls, man. Empty souls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

18 Man, I wish we could post pictures. Have a lovely one of him in a pretty, frilly pink dress and combat boots.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (ASmqz)

19

He's such a fine young man, a man that you would want your daughter to marry and have children with!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (och2J)

20 I'm wondering if he quit or was fired from his VA job ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (VE6XX)

21 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (FJUxs)

22 Did he have his gun then too ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (VE6XX)

Yep.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (zjgNU)

23 What is this "FAFO" I keep hearing about?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (AlhUl)

24 What's so legal about it?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (ilN+k)

25 "As he stands back up, what appears to be a handgun is clearly visible in his waistband."

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (/wIOP)

26 I wonder if he had a valid Minnesota Permit to Carry?

Gun Control Warriors of the world, unite!

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 29, 2026 12:18 PM (EYvpB)

27 "He's the kind of man you want."
–Ana Navarro

"Don't do anything stupid."
–His own parents

Posted by: red speck at January 29, 2026 12:18 PM (Ve/HL)

28 22 Did he have his gun then too ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (VE6XX)

Yep.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (zjgNU)

And they didn't shoot him ? I'm thinking there's more to the fatal confrontation then we know...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:18 PM (VE6XX)

29 Neighbors say he was just turning his life around and on his way to bible study.

Posted by: Local media at January 29, 2026 12:18 PM (ilN+k)

30 Saw a claim on Twitter that Pretti's family is saying *he* released that video himself before his death.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (lFFaq)

31 Did he have his gun then too ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (VE6XX)

9 seconds into the video, you can see it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (zjgNU)

32 Thune about to cave on Democrats holding hostage DHS funding bill. Which they helped to craft.

Apparently the White House is also involved with this treachery.

Hold the line you f’ing gimp cowards.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (aZ9eR)

33 >>>"AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti

The low testosterone male mimics the alpha males he has observed in other environments, in an ultimately futile attempt to acquire the attention of females....

Posted by: National Geographic at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (jGJov)

34 Someone will inevitably say "Nothing he was doing is akshully illegal!"

To which I will inevitably reply:

"It oughtta be."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (JwNbV)

35 They all look the same...

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (F9/uN)

36 Maybe if Minneapolis cops had arrested this douche he'd still be alive.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (rJ48h)

37 33 >>>"AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti

The low testosterone male mimics the alpha males he has observed in other environments, in an ultimately futile attempt to acquire the attention of females....
Posted by: National Geographic at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (jGJov)

Aposematic Windowlicking?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (JwNbV)

38
Alex Pretti is the George Floyd of Trevon Martin's.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (tgvbd)

39 Speaking of Blue Steel, we're working at this momement on a special biopic of the martyr Alex Pretti, and we've just signed a deal with Ben Stiller to play the lead. We're very excited about this new project!

Posted by: Amazon Prime at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (Lq/LE)

40 If Alex didn’t die he could have gotten a tryout as a field goal kicker

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (W+sPf)

41 Did he have his gun then too ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (VE6XX)

Yep.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (zjgNU)

And they didn't shoot him ? I'm thinking there's more to the fatal confrontation then we know...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:18 PM (VE6XX)

Of course they didn't kill him for the gun!! They killed him because they are nazi-stormtroopers just ITCHING to kill every liberal and immigrant they can find! That's why we have 10s of thousands dead already from these protests!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)

42 Pretti could be a Law and Order episode. As they investigate whether the ICE associated LEO used excessive force they find that Pretti was suicidal and kept getting violent at the protests until he got his suicide by cop.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (hhkIi)

43 32 Thune about to cave on Democrats holding hostage DHS funding bill. Which they helped to craft.

Apparently the White House is also involved with this treachery.

Hold the line you f’ing gimp cowards.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (aZ9eR)

=======

ICE is fully funded and appropriated through 2028 because of OBBB.

This is a theater fight over TSA funding.

Shut down the government. Maybe it can last enough to fire a bunch more fed employees. It's not like Democrats can win anything they actually want here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

44 His parents cautioned him against doing anything stupid....and he did. I feel sorry for them. It must be dreadful enough to lose a child through an accident or illness, much less when he makes really poor choices and brings it on himself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 12:21 PM (oT1li)

45 Who's that little skink Ana Navarro got hitched to?

Be he feels like a real champ.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:21 PM (JwNbV)

46 They're trained to confront feds close face to face screaming and taunting, hoping for a nearby phonecam to catch them getting assaulted themselves. The frenzy, the hate, horns, cars beeping, their colleagues all screaming, the whistles egging them into the brink, the edge, the one the stupid ones go over.

Not how he is careful to spit AFTER the car door slams shut. Spitting is assault.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 29, 2026 12:21 PM (KiBMU)

47
This is a theater fight over TSA funding

__________

TSA? Defund them for good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:21 PM (tgvbd)

48 Don't take your guns to town. Leave your guns at home, son. Don't take your guns to town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMMp_llzBT4

Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (98kQX)

49 Behold. The anointing of Saint Alex of Pretti.

Posted by: We've seen this before at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (ilN+k)

50 wonder if he had a valid Minnesota Permit to Carry?

Gun Control Warriors of the world, unite!
Posted by: Half Dozen


He had one. I don't believe he had it with him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (ASmqz)

51 29 Neighbors say he was just turning his life around and on his way to bible study.
Posted by: Local media

Anything about picking up a bag of Skittles at the Qwiki-Mart

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (Dv3i1)

52
TSA? Defund them for good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:21 PM (tgvbd)

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (VE6XX)

53 34 Someone will inevitably say "Nothing he was doing is akshully illegal!"

To which I will inevitably reply:

"It oughtta be."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (JwNbV)

=====
Yeah...damaging government property is a crime.

Obstruction of law enforcement in the legal execution of their duties is a crime.

Stalking is federal officers for the intention of intimidation is a crime.

Dude had a series of felonies on the day he died he was racking up, not to mention the stuff from the previous weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

54 Alex Pretti was an armed soldier in Minnesota's nascent insurgency, and I'm pretty indifferent about what happened to him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (n1OCj)

55 I felt much happiness and pursuit of happiness watching that video. Pretti Ugly kicks out the taillights of the ICE vehicle, and he clearly thinks the officers will just drive away. Nah. They stop, get out of the car, and beat on him. I hope they de-loused after.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

56 AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti on January 13th trying to get injured by federal officers
------
He got what he wanted.


Not enough. If he had, he would likely be alive today.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (Fs0KI)

57 Also saw on Twitter, with no originating information, a meme implied to be going around leftist circles. It was a picture, unretouched at least, of Pretti urging parents to raise their sons to be like him instead of Charlie Kirk. With no originating information it may just be engagement bait.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (lFFaq)

58 Behold. The anointing of Saint Alex of Pretti.
Posted by: We've seen this before


Saint Alex of Pretti.

That's Pretti Good!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (ASmqz)

59 Of course they didn't kill him for the gun!! They killed him because they are nazi-stormtroopers just ITCHING to kill every liberal and immigrant they can find! That's why we have 10s of thousands dead already from these protests!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)

It's funny how they say these kinds of things knowing full well that they're not true, but also *not* knowing full well that I wish they were.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (JwNbV)

60 Did Alex Pretti ever for one moment have an inkling that he was seriously risking his life? I think he was relying on the FAHSE (fuck around hurt someone else) brainwashing that lefties serve to their minions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (YIzYT)

WHY DID YOU HAVE REAL BULLETS!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

61
Dicktim (n.): Someone who behaves like a dick and cries victim when faced with the consequences.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

62 >>>TSA? Defund them for good.

das raciss I need dis job

*goes back to painting nails*

Posted by: Sharneesha says you been sleected for additional screening at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (jGJov)

63 55 I felt much happiness and pursuit of happiness watching that video. Pretti Ugly kicks out the taillights of the ICE vehicle, and he clearly thinks the officers will just drive away. Nah. They stop, get out of the car, and beat on him. I hope they de-loused after.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

======

He was obviously terrified in that moment.

That he decided, less than 2 weeks later, to actually interject himself into a police action shows that he was...not very smart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

64 What do I think about how well ICE are doing it's job?

Pretti Good

Posted by: Blanco at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (q83gU)

65 They should shut it down. DHS doesn’t need the funding. Democrats already negotiated the content of that bill. This is a layup, if you actually had a set of balls.

The fact that Trump is involved and this is getting a nod from the WH is curious at best. It smells like they are looking for a Minneapolis off ramp.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (aZ9eR)

66 19 He's such a fine young man, a man that you would want your daughter to marry and have children with!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq

And supporting the rapist immigrant dudes AWFLs find so dreamy!

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (Y8DZL)

67 Saint Alex of Pretti.

That's Pretti Good!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (ASmqz)

His votive candle smells like ball stank and patchouli.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (JwNbV)

68 The Elizabeth Warren cut/meme of this is the best.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (ZcsJV)

69 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (kgE5c)

70 59 Of course they didn't kill him for the gun!! They killed him because they are nazi-stormtroopers just ITCHING to kill every liberal and immigrant they can find! That's why we have 10s of thousands dead already from these protests!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)

It's funny how they say these kinds of things knowing full well that they're not true, but also *not* knowing full well that I wish they were.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (JwNbV)

=======

"The administration will murder you for thinking wrong. Also, all brown people must come here."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

71 Norm Eisen (funder of many Democrat lawsuits) declared the Pretti memorial site to be a leftist holy place. He's certainly doing nothing to disspell "if you don't believe in something you'll believe in anything".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (2ocoG)

72 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (IXZGh)

73 Traitor Tampon Tim:

Minnesota governor tim walz worries that the violence in his state could produce a national rupture. “I mean, is this a Fort Sumter?” he mused today in an interview in his office at the state capitol.

You do realize what side that puts you on, Tampon Timmy?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (n1OCj)

74 Wat's fascinating about this is they keep escalating their tactics like they have a death wish talking about how evil their opponents are, but when someone actually dies they are completely, genuinely shocked.

It's like video game thinking. Or thinking the world is twitter. I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

75 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (IXZGh)

76 Do they make taser ammo for mini-guns?

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (FhXTo)

77 Dissent is Patriotism.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (F5ijr)

78 It was a picture, unretouched at least, of Pretti urging parents to raise their sons to be like him instead of Charlie Kirk. With no originating information it may just be engagement bait.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette



Raise their sons to be feigele?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (ASmqz)

79 I'm not going to post the loser's video, just saying that Bruce Spring-stain has released a "Streets of Minneapolis" video. He's been shit for years.

Posted by: Rex B at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (i+3cK)

80 >>WHY DID YOU HAVE REAL BULLETS!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM

The cry of the fake wife who didn't know she lives in the real world.

Posted by: huerfano at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (98kQX)

81 I'm not going to say Pretti had it coming. But he did pretty much bring it on himself.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (RjOoY)

82 65 They should shut it down. DHS doesn’t need the funding. Democrats already negotiated the content of that bill. This is a layup, if you actually had a set of balls.

The fact that Trump is involved and this is getting a nod from the WH is curious at best. It smells like they are looking for a Minneapolis off ramp.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (aZ9eR)

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Yeah,...none of this is going to happen.

Democrats got nothing last time. The admin response to Pretti's death has been to reshuffle some chairs near the top and then go harder by sending in Homan who got MN and Minneapolis to pull back completely on sanctuary policies.

Plus, you know, the actual immigration enforcement arm of DHS is fully funded through 2028 and the House passed all of these bills with large Democrat numbers.

It's dumb theater for Democrat donors, and everyone knows it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

83 Alex Pretti is the George Floyd of Trevon Martin's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:20 PM (tgvbd)


Hurtful. I'm too obtuse to ever understand the X is the Y of Z's thing.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (cmgab)

84 "Blue Steel"....

Nekkid Jamie Lee Curtis.... yeah, there's a joke there

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (XuXeR)

85 Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 12:18 PM (VE6XX)

The difference is that the second time he had the gun in his hand instead of on his hip.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (lFFaq)

86 They also keep acting like if they throw a tantrum everyone else will back down.

That's... wow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

87 Fake Indian looks at this shitshow, as a tear runs down his cheek.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (I9Mrc)

88 The left, liberals, Democrats, the media.....they're all evil. This isn't left vs. right. This is good vs. evil. Wrong vs. right.

You can't reason with this. You can't convince this. You can't make this better.

These people want you to die. They want you to disappear. They are the fascist nazi communist dictators your grandfather warned you about.

This is not going to get any better any time soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (IXZGh)

89 Wat's fascinating about this is they keep escalating their tactics like they have a death wish talking about how evil their opponents are, but when someone actually dies they are completely, genuinely shocked.

It's like video game thinking. Or thinking the world is twitter. I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


It's Call of Duty LARP'ing.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (ASmqz)

90
It's like a teenager committing suicide thinking that it's just an episode instead of The End.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (tgvbd)

91 >>WHY DID YOU HAVE REAL BULLETS!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM

The cry of the fake wife who didn't know she lives in the real world.


The very definition of white privilege.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (n1OCj)

92 81 I'm not going to say Pretti had it coming. But he did pretty much bring it on himself.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (RjOoY)

=====

He played Russian roulette with his own life.

It's like feeling bad for someone running along the edge of the Grand Canyon while blindfolded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

93 76 Do they make taser ammo for mini-guns?
Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2026 12:25 PM (FhXTo)

Hmmm. If you could have a thing... You'd think it would still be deadly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

94 Pretti was a disposable foot soldier, soon to be replaced and forgotten by his puppet-masters.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (CwhoI)

95 You know who else was pretty good?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (F5ijr)

96 Just remember that he's doing this in the defense of fraudsters, rapists, child molesters, wife beaters, drug dealers, cartel members, and other assorted illegal alien criminals. The worst of the worst.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (rj6Yv)

97 >>"AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti


Remember the Pedo that Rittenhouse shot was screaming 'Shoot ME, N*gger!!' earlier in the night...

I am sensing a pattern.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (ZcsJV)

98 At least he died doing what he loved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (W2Pud)

99 And the legacy media will never show this.

I am now surrounded by libs with TDS. It's so exhaut___ and maddening.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (Kxi0p)

100 Maybe if Minneapolis cops had arrested this douche he'd still be alive.

30 days to get his mind right.

https://youtu.be/oXbNS4synMc

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (FhXTo)

101 Was Pretti still employed by the VA? I seem to recall that he wasn't?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

102 We're going to find out the Pretti was fired from his hospital job for malpractice at some point, aren't we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

103 M-84 Flashbang - aka, a Minnesota Hand warmer.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (ASmqz)

104 I felt much happiness and pursuit of happiness watching that video. Pretti Ugly kicks out the taillights of the ICE vehicle, and he clearly thinks the officers will just drive away. Nah. They stop, get out of the car, and beat on him. I hope they de-loused after.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

======

He was obviously terrified in that moment.

That he decided, less than 2 weeks later, to actually interject himself into a police action shows that he was...not very smart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)
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I strongly suspect he was a paid agitator and probably high on drugs. The media keeps referring to him sympathetically as an "ICU nurse." Bullshit. He was an unemployed bum.

As for the drugs, I really wish they would do toxicology reports on all these antifag faggots. I will bet any amount of money the vast majority are tripping ballz on heavy drugs (meth, etc.). Just look at them; these insane deranged rants and almost uncontrollable rage just ain't normal. They look heavily chemically enhanced.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

105
Hurtful. I'm too obtuse to ever understand the X is the Y of Z's thing.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (cmgab)

__________

*hands Doof blankie and graham crackers*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (tgvbd)

106 Hurtful. I'm too obtuse to ever understand the X is the Y of Z's thing.
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM
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7 is the square root of 49 is the square root of 2401.

Posted by: Math warning at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (ilN+k)

107 Was Pretti still employed by the VA? I seem to recall that he wasn't?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Let go last summer.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (ASmqz)

108 I'm surprised ICE showed any restraint at all. Pencil-necked Fabio got everything he deserved.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (oT7pT)

109 And uber conservative food trough pig Anna Navarro says this is the guy you want to bring home to meet your parents.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (IXZGh)

110 Remember the Pedo that Rittenhouse shot was screaming 'Shoot ME, N*gger!!' earlier in the night...

I am sensing a pattern.
Posted by: garrett

Uh, don't call my bluff.
-Barak Obama with the Professionally Creased Pant Leg

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (Dv3i1)

111 Was Pretti still employed by the VA? I seem to recall that he wasn't?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The only thing he was capable of nursing was a grudge against Trump/ICE.

Posted by: Rex B at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (i+3cK)

112 Was Pretti still employed by the VA? I seem to recall that he wasn't?

Allegedly he quit his VA job to become a full time "activist", but I haven't seen confirmation of that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (n1OCj)

113 States don't get "veto power" over Federal Immigration law. That's as simple and as complicated as this needs to get. More than 50% of us voted for Federal Immigration law to be taken seriously, and Minnesota and New York and California don't have any legal basis for negating our votes, period.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (TN0g+)

114 Someone will inevitably say "Nothing he was doing is akshully illegal!"

To which I will inevitably reply:

"It oughtta be."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (JwNbV)

I'd reply: I'm pretty sure damaging someone else's property, specifically the government's is illegal.

I'm also fairly sure that damaging it in order to interfere with government operations is also illegal.

I'm also fairly sure that spitting AT someone is assault, spitting ON them is battery.

So that's 3 felonies, possibly 4 if he missed with the spit JUST from the first 10 seconds of the video.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (zjgNU)

115 7 is the square root of 49 is the square root of 2401"

Pittsburgh.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)

116 108 I'm surprised ICE showed any restraint at all. Pencil-necked Fabio got everything he deserved.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (oT7pT)

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The guy who shot Good was an 8 year veteran of HSI.

It's mostly not ICE that these people are tussling with. It's long-term employees of other agencies who have long histories dealing with violent and uncooperative targets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

117 Remember the Pedo that Rittenhouse shot was screaming 'Shoot ME, N*gger!!' earlier in the night...

I am sensing a pattern.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 12:27 PM (ZcsJV)

People who annoy you?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (F5ijr)

118
*hands Doof blankie and graham crackers*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (tgvbd)



"Have you seen my wiener?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (IXZGh)

119 So he was a pecker checker male nurse, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (Hpgos)

120
Let go last summer.
Posted by: rickb223
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Ah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

121 It's Call of Duty LARP'ing.

https://youtu.be/AAW5L9ZQw8A?t=515

Note the t-shirt.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 29, 2026 12:30 PM (Fs0KI)

122 >>Uh, don't call my bluff.
-Barak Obama with the Professionally Creased Pant Leg
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (Dv3i1)


Right up there with stabbing victims declaring: 'You're not going to stab me!', right before their assailants stab them.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 12:30 PM (ZcsJV)

123 g456h7uhnr67b
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Password Strength: STRONK

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2026 12:30 PM (mlg/3)

124 >>>And uber conservative food trough pig Anna Navarro says this is the guy you want to bring home to meet your parents.

Well, that was the guy my daughters always wanted to bring home in order to annoy us.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2026 12:30 PM (CwhoI)

125 It's like a teenager committing suicide thinking that it's just an episode instead of The End.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Knock knock knock!

"Hello! When does the respawn begin???"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:30 PM (ASmqz)

126 ‘ "Peaceful Protester" and Super-Hot Male Model Alex Pretti Seen in New Video Spitting at ICE Agents, Kicking Their Cars’

He already earned his lead shower as far as I was concerned before any of this was known but if this new information justifies it for the normies then good.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (jbnUc)

127 And uber conservative food trough pig Anna Navarro says this is the guy you want to bring home to meet your parents.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (IXZGh)

Yes, because my parents are dead.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (F5ijr)

128 The left, liberals, Democrats, the media.....they're all evil. This isn't left vs. right. This is good vs. evil. Wrong vs. right.

You can't reason with this. You can't convince this. You can't make this better.

These people want you to die. They want you to disappear. They are the fascist nazi communist dictators your grandfather warned you about.

This is not going to get any better any time soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:26 PM (IXZGh)

This.

I will say that a LOT of them, if you can get them out of their herd, would backpedel really fast if you call them on it.

But within the herd, they are bloodthirsty and violent.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (zjgNU)

129 109 And uber conservative food trough pig Anna Navarro says this is the guy you want to bring home to meet your parents.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (IXZGh)

Well. Consider her standard, man. This guy probably IS like bringing home Elon Musk.*


*I was trying to think of some contemporary stand-up, manly dude with a good job and handsome and could not come up with much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

130 "Hello! When does the respawn begin???"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:30 PM (ASmqz)

"Right after the next seven geological eons of you listening to middle schoolers call you a fag over a shitty microphone".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (JwNbV)

131 45 Who's that little skink Ana Navarro got hitched to?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Wait. Is she old enough to get married?

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (Y8DZL)

132 Speaking of Blue Steel, we're working at this momement on a special biopic of the martyr Alex Pretti, and we've just signed a deal with Ben Stiller to play the lead. We're very excited about this new project!
Posted by: Amazon Prime


FAKE! The real Amazon would cast Pedro Pascal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (mlg/3)

133 The new video wouldn't even matter if it was taken 11 MINUTES before the shooting. It doesn't change how he was executed

He kicked a car, they mobbed him and began firing teargas at bystanders. The government seems to expect people to do nothing while agents act with impunity, which is an astonishing double-standard.

ICE is the instigator. Gestapo Greg and Kruel KKKristi are the instigators. Spitting and damaging a tail light is so far from being relevant to his murder that it can only serve as a distraction to mention it.

Of course the video is AI. If he really did that, they’d have a record of his arrest and they’d bring it up immediately after he was shot and constantly. (there was a HUGE amount of discussion that the video was AI/fake, with lots of detailed analysis, but those threads are all locked now, making them hard to copy/paste 😔

It looks like AI nonsense. Watch the way his jacket moves when he gets in the altercation at the ICE officer. Completely fake

It makes Pretti less of a sympathetic victim. ut it also makes ICE look even more like murderers who picked him out and may have killed him intentionally as revenge.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

134 Have lefty women been violating his corpse?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (w7imp)

135 Wat's fascinating about this is they keep escalating their tactics like they have a death wish talking about how evil their opponents are, but when someone actually dies they are completely, genuinely shocked.

It's like video game thinking. Or thinking the world is twitter. I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

Pretty much. They live in a fantasy world created by the entitled. Low T bullies who can't process that eventually somebody is going to jam a shotgun in their ass and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (snZF9)

136 But within the herd, they are bloodthirsty and violent.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 12:31 PM (zjgNU)

Secular Taqiyya for Smellies.

Been that way for generations.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (JwNbV)

137 All Alex Pretti needed was a uniform by Hugo Boss.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (ZpG08)

138 What's a Navarro?

Posted by: Most people at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (ilN+k)

139 133 He kicked a car, they mobbed him and began firing teargas at bystanders. The government seems to expect people to do nothing while agents act with impunity, which is an astonishing double-standard.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

======

Welcome to the reality that government always has the exclusive monopoly on violence.

Want to rethink anything about having an all powerful central government that can force you to wear a mask?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

140 Exclusive Footage! The latest in Iran's Isalmic regime's mighty fleet! The fearsome, hight tech Durka-Durka aircraft carrier!

https://tinyurl.com/4h9jxdnf

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (g47mK)

141 There has been no interview of a girlfriend of any sort...

so I am assuming this guy was gayer than ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (ZcsJV)

142 Password Strength: STRONK"

Needs two more spaces and figures, not including @$&#"

/ your IT team

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)

143 Norm Eisen, Senior Fellow at Brookings Institute, visited Pretti's memorial and called it a, "holy site in our fight against autocracy."

Just in case you ever thought the Brookings Institute was anything but a clown show.

http://tiny.cc/9kay001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (Yp6az)

144 > The left, liberals, Democrats, the media.....they're all evil. This isn't left vs. right. This is good vs. evil. Wrong vs. right.

You can't reason with this. You can't convince this. You can't make this better.
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This is probably the exact same argument the left uses against us. Just sub "right, conservatives, Republicans (or MAGA) into that sentence and it pretty much describes them.

The difference? The left isn't shy about the violence part.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (jtM2q)

145 Okay, based on some analysis I've seen, there were mistakes made when Pretti was shot. I assume stress and (understandable) jumpiness contributed to the unwise response.

HOWEVER, the main leftist strategy at the moment is to increase the chances that mistakes will be made AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. This is why they try to outlaw any relatively safe and orderly ways to pick up illegal criminals and why their brain dead foot soldiers try to maximize chaos whenever they find ICE operations underway.

They WANT martyrs. Martyrs will help inflame their foot soldiers and they know the normies naturally shrink from bloodshed. They want maximum pressure against deportations and they don't care how many lives it costs.

Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (FMtrg)

146 133 Of course the video is AI. If he really did that, they’d have a record of his arrest and they’d bring it up immediately after he was shot and constantly. (there was a HUGE amount of discussion that the video was AI/fake, with lots of detailed analysis, but those threads are all locked now, making them hard to copy/paste 😔

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

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He wasn't arrested because the mob overpowered the handful of fed officers, the local police refused to come to their aid, and the feds had to flee the area.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

147 * mostly peaceful
- CNN

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (PHOGh)

148 Kruel KKKristi
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Fuck I hope she doesn't steal that because it would likely win her the presidency outright in at least half of fully formed Democracies.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (F5ijr)

149 You know it wasn't AI because everyone in the video had at least one head.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (JwNbV)

150 All Alex Pretti needed was a uniform by Hugo Boss.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Uniforms are for closers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (mlg/3)

151 > "Hello! When does the respawn begin???"

I recently heard a kid refer to his friend's mom as his friend's spawn point. I couldn't stop giggling.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (Yp6az)

152 And uber conservative food trough pig Anna Navarro says this is the guy you want to bring home to meet your parents.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:28 PM (IXZGh)
________

I agree with the ungulate. You definitely want to bring this creep home .... if you're a perverted homo and your parents are hungry zombies.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

153 "Maybe if Minneapolis cops had arrested this douche he'd still be alive."

Trayvon Martin would have still been alive if he'd been in juvie where he belonged after being caught at school with burglary tools. Probably wouldn't *still* be alive, unless he came to Christ in detention and went straight, which is possible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (lFFaq)

154 Fuck I hope she doesn't steal that because it would likely win her the presidency outright in at least half of fully formed Democracies.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (F5ijr)

Shit, man, I just had to rutch in my chair a bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (JwNbV)

155
"AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti on January 13th trying to get injured by federal officers
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To cite an old classic, "Words matter."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (YIzYT)

156 jam a shotgun in their ass and pull the trigger."

Zombie Edward II says "I wish"

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (XuXeR)

157 by: Eeyore at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (AlhUl)

Eeyore, in case no one else has answered yet, it stands for Fuck Around and Find Out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (Vvh2V)

158 > "AssauIt me, motherfcker!!!" - Alex Pretti on January 13th trying to get injured by federal officers
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He got what he wanted.

In spades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (jtM2q)

Winner of the FAFO awards is the flashbang picker upper.

https://shorturl.at/IVCzY

Scroll down to video.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (dK+Kv)

159 Let go last summer.
Posted by: rickb223
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Ah.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Can't find any confirmation of that.

Moreover, it doesn't much matter to me. The guy doesn't gain sympathy from me on account of it one way or the other.

Hosea 8:7: "For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)

160 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. What kills you makes you even stronger. Virginia Governor, CIA Barbie.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 12:35 PM (Hpgos)

161 I'm not going to post the loser's video, just saying that Bruce Spring-stain has released a "Streets of Minneapolis" video. He's been shit for years.
Posted by: Rex B
________

He used to understand human nature:

You better get it straight, darling
Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king
And a king ain't satisfied 'til he rules everything

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (XvL8K)

162 All Alex Pretti needed was a uniform by Hugo Boss.
Posted by: Anna Puma


He has the dress.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (ASmqz)

163 States don't get "veto power" over Federal Immigration law. That's as simple and as complicated as this needs to get. More than 50% of us voted for Federal Immigration law to be taken seriously, and Minnesota and New York and California don't have any legal basis for negating our votes, period.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 12:29 PM (TN0g+)
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True. And the organized criminal entities in MN, NY, and CA have enriched themselves with funds fraudulently acquired from law-abiding US taxpayers.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (rj6Yv)

164 Those were loogies of peace, you racistses.

Posted by: Don Demon at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (7Q0e+)

165
Raise the flag! The ranks tightly closed!
Antifa marches with calm, steady step.
Comrades shot by ICE and MAGA
March in spirit within our ranks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (tgvbd)

166 'Sides, protifa is more like the Red Guard. Fanatic, dumb, and disposable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (mlg/3)

167 He kicked a car, they mobbed him and began firing teargas at bystanders. The government seems to expect people to do nothing while agents act with impunity, which is an astonishing double-standard.
____

The agents are acting with IMPUNITY carrying out law enforcement duties according to the Laws of These United States as passed by elected representatives of and signed into law by elected presidents of both parties? The Unmitigated Gall! The Audacity!

*stumbles over to fainting couch*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (Dv3i1)

168 151 > "Hello! When does the respawn begin???"

I recently heard a kid refer to his friend's mom as his friend's spawn point. I couldn't stop giggling.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 29, 2026 12:34 PM (Yp6az)

I just thought 'Spawn camping'...

Just wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

169 They all think they want to be the next George Floyd.

If they die for the cause, Nancy Pelosi will buy them a golden casket and build a monument to their legacy.

It's almost like Moses is coming down from the mountain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 12:37 PM (IXZGh)

170 it also makes ICE look even more like murderers who picked him out and may have killed him intentionally as revenge.

If that was the case, you and your kind might want to start behaving.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 12:37 PM (RjOoY)

171
HOWEVER, the main leftist strategy at the moment is to increase the chances that mistakes will be made AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

Posted by: Emmie

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Half their operation is a fog (of war) machine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:37 PM (YIzYT)

172 Of course the video is AI. If he really did that, they’d have a record of his arrest and they’d bring it up immediately after he was shot and constantly. (there was a HUGE amount of discussion that the video was AI/fake, with lots of detailed analysis, but those threads are all locked now, making them hard to copy/paste 😔

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2026 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

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He wasn't arrested because the mob overpowered the handful of fed officers, the local police refused to come to their aid, and the feds had to flee the area.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)
____

The Reddit response is interesting, and telling. Normally, they would try justifying an antifag CHUD's actions, no matter how deranged or violent. But this time, they're resorting to claiming it's all fake. Even they clearly see how damaging this video is to their cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

173 I think a useful metric would be the number of people shot by ICE over the number of illegal aliens convicted of a rape/murder. That ratio would never, ever reach 1.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 29, 2026 12:37 PM (Vpqw1)

174 167
The agents are acting with IMPUNITY carrying out law enforcement duties according to the Laws of These United States as passed by elected representatives of and signed into law by elected presidents of both parties? The Unmitigated Gall! The Audacity!

*stumbles over to fainting couch*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 12:36 PM (Dv3i1)

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"ICE is terrorizing my illegal alien neighbors who have every right to be here!"

"Not according to the law of the land."

"My morality is greater than your law of the land."

"Oh...well, there's no right or wrong in the world, there's only power structures. So...here comes the hammer, you nihilist douche."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

175 173 I think a useful metric would be the number of people shot by ICE over the number of illegal aliens convicted of a rape/murder. That ratio would never, ever reach 1.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 29, 2026 12:37 PM (Vpqw1)

Well, not with that attitude it wouldn't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:38 PM (JwNbV)

176 Another FAFO winner is the one who tussled with a cop armed with a pepperball gun.

They are now a one-eyed FAFO winner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 12:38 PM (ZpG08)

177 Don't go stupid places at stupid times and do stupid things with stupid people.

And if you decide to ignore that advice, don't bring a gun.

Pretty easy shit.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 12:38 PM (5aZAZ)

178 172 The Reddit response is interesting, and telling. Normally, they would try justifying an antifag CHUD's actions, no matter how deranged or violent. But this time, they're resorting to claiming it's all fake. Even they clearly see how damaging this video is to their cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

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We went from "Pretti was just trying to help a fallen lady," to "this dude is obviously a violent antifa activist," real fast.

And we have the farking BBC to thank for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

179 39 Speaking of Blue Steel, we're working at this momement on a special biopic of the martyr Alex Pretti, and we've just signed a deal with Ben Stiller to play the lead. We're very excited about this new project!
Posted by: Amazon Prime
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What Ben doesn't know is we've hired Alec Baldwin to play an ICE agent that shoots him.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 12:39 PM (2swu2)

The Morning Rant

Mis Hum Rant.jpg


Charles is off on holiday.

*****

The United States of America.

What does it mean to be an American?
What does it mean to you?
What does it mean to your loved ones?

It was fairly simple to answer those questions just a few short years ago. And deep down in my heart I believe the majority of people would have agreed upon the following three:
1) Life
2) Liberty
3) Pursuit of happiness

Our country, the redheaded step-child of Great Britain rebelled. And that revolution gave birth to a country built upon guts and rugged individualism. A country built upon the rule of law, Judaeo/Christian beliefs and the credo of treating another as ourselves.

Over the past 250 years our country has made mistakes. But we have always attempted to learn from our mistakes and proceed accordingly.

It is my humble opinion that the United States of America is broken. It is broken and it will not be repaired in my lifetime. And if the violent left keeps the flames burning it may be replaced in my lifetime.

Somewhere along the line, citizens and non-citizens alike have completely rejected the 3 principals mentioned earlier.

Political assassinations have occurred throughout history. Besides the two attempts on President Trump's life. The most recent besides Charlie Kirk, to my memory was that of Minnesota legislator Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark Hortman.It was a despicable act, it doesn't matter that she was a Democrat.

“The harm caused by Boelter’s actions was not confined to any one place—it was felt widely, including here in Minneapolis. His conduct endangered the safety of our communities and undermined trust in police. We are thankful to our U.S. Attorney’s Office and all federal, state, and local law enforcement that have worked tirelessly to hold this killer accountable,” said Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara.


He has a tad more testosterone than Portland Police Chief Bob Day

Minnesota (And all other sanctuary municipalities) is telling the rest of law abiding Americans to fuck off. Some of them have told Americans to fuck off and die by looking at the amount of Americans killed by illegal aliens. This is what a "peaceful protest" looks like and a protected 1st Amendment right, amirite?

You cannot get to pick and choose what laws you enforce. Elections have consequences. However, it is never the civilly and/or criminally immune elected officials who ever stand trial for the chaos they have unleashed upon their community.

The enactment of Sanctuary Municipality laws are harmful and not an act of being united. But not content to learn any lesson from the two avoidable deaths of criminals, The Philadelphia DA has vowed to hunt down ICE agents.

That is Third World Shit Hole legalese. And when someone who has listened to this enabler causes physical injury, death and/or property damage. The perp will be dealt with, hopefully. But Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasnerr will not feel one ounce of guilt or face any legal repercussions.


If the State of Minnesota and the local communities of Minneapolis/St. Paul region had not enacted Sanctuary City laws at least two people would be alive today. And a number of people uninjured.



But, it isn't only politicians who must fear for their lives. Now businessmen must keep their heads on a swievel. United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson gunned down.

A red notebook was recovered by police at the time of his December 9 arrest at a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pennsylvania. In diary writings contained in that notebook, Mangione vents about his frustrations with the health insurance industry and his intent to carry out an attack. The entries also shed light on Mangione’s focus on the court of public opinion and how he intended to gain widespread support through the alleged killing.

The new filing from the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office is a response to a motion filed last month by Mangione’s defense team seeking to stay or dismiss the New York case against him. Mangione has pleaded not guilty to all federal and state charges against him.

A horrible crime committed by one person topped off by people who applauded and donated money full of evil and hate.

Luigi Mangione support fundraisers, merchandise yanked by GoFundme, Etsy
Supporters of Mangione have raised more than $20,000 for the alleged murderer's defense on GiveSendGo



And if you think that the judiciary branch is going to come to the rescue, you are incorrect. Now we have judicial nullification

WASHINGTON (TNND) — A judge in Minnesota is currently facing backlash for overturning a conviction of over $7 million of a couple who were found guilty of misusing Medicaid funds to fund a rich lifestyle.

Abdifatah Yusuf, 44, was charged last year and found guilty in August 2025 after he and his wife faced allegations of stealing millions of dollars from the Medicaid Program and Minnesota, according to The New York Post.

While Yusef and his wife were stealing from the program, they were also operating a healthcare business from their house

I wonder why the judge just didn't dismiss the charges altogether instead of wasting tax payer money.

Magistrate Judge Douglas Micko said "Hold my chablis". I just won't issue arrest warrants.

The Eighth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Jan. 23 rejected the DOJ’s emergency petition for a writ of mandamus after Minnesota Chief District Judge Patrick Schiltz refused to issue five more arrest warrants related to the protest.

In a Jan. 23 letter to the appeals court, Schiltz said the DOJ had requested arrest warrants for eight people on Jan. 20, but Magistrate Judge Douglas Micko issued warrants for only three, finding no probable cause to arrest the remaining five.

The five individuals allegedly entered the church and yelled “horrible things at the members of the church” but committed no violence, according to the judge’s letter.

“It is important to emphasize that what the U.S. Attorney requested is unheard of in our district or, as best as I can tell, any other district in the Eighth Circuit,” Schiltz said, referring to the DOJ’s request to review Micko’s denial of arrest warrants.

And of course a judge appointed by George W. Bush is making ICE's daunting job even more treacherous.

HEARING CANCELLED
The big, final, for-all-the-marbles showdown hearing between Chief Judge Patrick Schiltz of the federal district of Minnesota and Todd Lyons, the head of ICE, scheduled for this Friday afternoon, has been quietly cancelled.

Or not so quietly, as it turns out. The reason the hearing was cancelled is that “Juan,” the illegal immigrant subject of the habeas corpus petition, was released back into the wild. Now ICE has to track him down all over again


*****

I haven't even scratched the surface of the ways this union is broken. I haven't even addressed the Charlie Kirk murder or the acceptance of transsexualism

The media? Well, we all know it one sided, just look at the coverage of the woman agitator who was shot in Minneapolis as to the coverage of Ashli Babbit.

We haven't even touched the nuts and fruits of California. How united do you feel with a one party state that resembles China when it comes to freedom? How united are you with a state that does everything possible against you? How united are you when health care professionals deliberately post and encourage criminal acts online?

Our country is 38 Trillion dollars in debt. There is no sense of urgency about this in either party. The DNC operates as an extension of the Communist Party with the flair of Islamic barbarism.

The left believes they can pick and choose laws which to obey or enforce. The followers of the Democratic party hate this country, loathe capitalism, despise Christianity and everything else which has made this country the greatest country on earth.

Any statements made by elected Democrat officials do not portray any type of unity or hopes of unity. And most of the elected Republican officials roll over and play possum.

Is it time to let it burn? That my friends, isn't the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness.

May God bless the United States with wisdom and common sense.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 11:00 AM




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1 ?

Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 29, 2026 11:02 AM (aQ25I)

2 Ah, monkey got kicked off

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 11:02 AM (zjgNU)

3 Pursuit of happiness = property rights

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 29, 2026 11:02 AM (GD2xa)

4 Now its gorilla.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 11:02 AM (zjgNU)

5
Thanks God the art thread is over.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 11:04 AM (Y8DZL)

6 SPONGE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:04 AM (ULPxl)

7 We can't have foreigners as judges or in elective office.
Time and again, these are the people bent on destroying our laws, freedoms, and way of life.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 11:04 AM (0yjaw)

8 While Yusef and his wife were stealing

Someone told him take care of you self, yusef.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 29, 2026 11:05 AM (Kt19C)

9 We can't have foreigners as judges or in elective office.
Time and again, these are the people bent on destroying our laws, freedoms, and way of life.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 11:04 AM (0yjaw)

Nor leftists.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:06 AM (F5ijr)

10 "What does it mean to be an American?"

It means to kick ass, take names, bang hot chicks, and crush all the assfuck pissants who ankle-bite you with whiny bullshit.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:06 AM (iFTx/)

11 I read the content, so, not first?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 29, 2026 11:06 AM (O+VSc)

12 The judges and politicians think that they will forever be protected from their bad decisions.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 11:06 AM (RjOoY)

13 Quoting the Minneapolis police chief is funny. It does show why republicans lose.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 11:06 AM (cS1cw)

14 To fix the problem - shoot the press first.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 11:08 AM (Hpgos)

15 Nothing happens, until it does.

Trump is getting normies to *see* how things could, and should be, and the commies like *that* even less than they like OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:08 AM (ULPxl)

16 May God bless the United States with wisdom and common sense.

He did! That's why we need to import tens of millions of dependent retards!!!! So the smart people can take power!!!

Posted by: Leftist Commie Agitator Retards at January 29, 2026 11:08 AM (JCZqz)

17 It was fairly simple to answer those questions just a few short years ago. And deep down in my heart I believe the majority of people would have agreed upon the following three:
1) Life
2) Liberty
3) Pursuit of happiness

Quoted from your post. These 3 are Anathema to Communism and the would be Global Caliphate. The useful idiots in the country opposing the three points always always always imagine themselves at the top of the Tyranny Pyramid that would replace it. They are blindingly stupid, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:09 AM (pDt9x)

18 helluva essay there

Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2026 11:09 AM (8uzBS)

19 Pursuit of happiness = property rights
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 29, 2026 11:02 AM (GD2xa)

It doesn't, but it's the best measurable and protectable proxy the founders could use.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (zjgNU)

20 Oh you Morons never disappoint me with your sharp insight
Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (RSh10)

21 Whatever happens I hope leftists don't start self immolating in town squares. It would look really bad for Trump. Really bad. It would embarrass him, potentially even destroy him. I hope they don't get wind of that and then do it just to hurt Trump at the polls and possibly wreck his presidency forever. Could even lose us the midterms. Especially if they got together did it en masse. That would really own the cons.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (F5ijr)

22
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy took off this morning for New York and the Westminster KC show on Monday. I'm very concerned for both of them. It's a 1500 mile trip and the weather and the roads are likely to be awful for most of the way. It's the idiots she's likely to encounter that I'm scared of.

Any thoughts or prayers - especially to St. Christopher - for safe travels would be very welcome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (tgvbd)

23 >>Luigi Mangione support fundraisers, merchandise yanked by GoFundme, Etsy. Supporters of Mangione have raised more than $20,000 for the alleged murderer's defense on GiveSendGo


It's funny that United Healthcare is headquartered in Minnetonka, MN. In the belly of the radical beast, the state in which the Summer of Love op began.

Bet the deceased CEO and other board members are total Lefties who support the cause.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (0yjaw)

24 1. definition of magistrate: Federal magistrates are not actually judges. They're just glorified law clerks. They are not nominated by the President, nor are they confirmed by the Senate. Federal district judges just hire them, the way they hire law clerks and secretaries.
2. I know I will get labeled anti-semimetic, but lets stop with the "Judeo/Christian" Jews had NOTHING to do with forming our country or its founding documents, they do not believe Jesus Christ is the Savior/Son of God, among other differences with Christians.

Posted by: susan harms at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Kkd7F)

25 Breaking,
"Homan told reporters that Minnesota officials have agreed to hand over criminal aliens to ICE.

“What we did agree upon is not to release public safety arrests back into the community, and they can be lawfully transferred to ICE,” Homan explained to reporters.

Tom Homan STRIKES AGREEMENT with Minnesota Democrat officials to hand over public safety threat illegal aliens to ICE

“What we did agree upon — is NOT to release public safety arrests back into the community, and they can be lawfully transferred to ICE.”

WOW! In… pic.twitter.com/8VILRFhJ6G

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 29, 2026

Homan went on to explain that Minnesota officials will also notify ICE when dangerous criminal illegals are being released so that ICE can pick them up."

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (E4rtv)

26 Any thoughts or prayers - especially to St. Christopher - for safe travels would be very welcome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (tgvbd)

Prayers for a safe trip and a big win !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (VE6XX)

27 It took me a minute to figure out who "Charles" is. 😉 Thanks for filling in, MisHum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Wmobu)

28 It means to kick ass, take names, bang hot chicks, put carrots in chili, wash under tits.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Kt19C)

29 And

"WOW! In a massive victory, Tom Homan announces Minnesota police chiefs confirmed they WILL RESPOND to 911 calls and guard federal immigration agents from leftist rioters

The stand down orders are OFFICIALLY DONE.

"The chiefs I talked to committed to responding to 911 calls… pic.twitter.com/PQqcs5bQ2X

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 29, 2026"

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)

30 Create a right that doesn't exist, chaos ensues as it does when you start a syllogism with a busted premise, and then the rights you do have get trampled to protect that newly enshrined pseudo-right.

Education. Healthcare. Food and Shelter. "Protest".

You don't have a positive right to any of these things. If you pretend we do, then nonsense happens.

Garbage in, garbage out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (JwNbV)

31 Wow. We're fucked like a truck stop hooker.

It was so much easier when I could stay drunk all the time.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (6V14C)

32 He has a tad more testosterone than Portland Police Chief Bob Day
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The entire article appears to have been included in the hyperlink.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (OvMCw)

33 Pursuit of happiness = property rights
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 29, 2026 11:02 AM (GD2xa)

It doesn't, but it's the best measurable and protectable proxy* the founders could use.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (zjgNU)

(*In a short statement. They clearly knew that freedom of movement, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, etc... all ALSO were measurable and protectable rights that are necessary for the pursuit of happiness)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (zjgNU)

34 An untethered currency, a reserve one at that, has allowed the government to export inflation for decades. They have an unlimited checkbook, or near enough anyway.

That’s what drives most, if not all the insanity, get right down to it. They conjure up “money” and subsidize things they want, and punish the rest with excessive regulation, taxation, and there is no safe haven. Maybe gold, which is north of $5000 when it was $20 less than a hundred years ago.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter how many laws there are if they won’t enforce them. Too many people make bank on all these scams. Myriad scams.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (OrWo5)

35 If you want to know what happened to America (and many other countries) look, not at the start of the Declaration, but at the end. Can you even refer to "our Sacred Honor" with a straight face nowadays? You'll get a snicker.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (AlhUl)

36 Breaking,
"Homan told reporters that Minnesota officials have agreed to hand over criminal aliens to ICE.

“What we did agree upon is not to release public safety arrests back into the community, and they can be lawfully transferred to ICE,” Homan explained to reporters.

Tom Homan STRIKES AGREEMENT with Minnesota Democrat officials to hand over public safety threat illegal aliens to ICE

“What we did agree upon — is NOT to release public safety arrests back into the community, and they can be lawfully transferred to ICE.”

WOW! In… pic.twitter.com/8VILRFhJ6G

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 29, 2026

Homan went on to explain that Minnesota officials will also notify ICE when dangerous criminal illegals are being released so that ICE can pick them up."
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (E4rtv)
_______

If true, this is yuge and a big win for Trump and the good guys. It's basically a complete capitulation by the goatfuck-curious. If true.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

37 I still think Trump should have focused attention on the judicial coup on day one. It would likely reveal whether some of his cabinet picks and other appointments were up to the task at hand. And clarified whether or not certain appointments were a mistake, as has been debated here.

The focus on international issues, specifically the drug cartels and Iran has been a distraction from what I think is a more compelling problem.... the judicial coup.

It has hamstrung the administration's goal of riding the country of the illegals and properly dealing with an increasingly violent left. It's almost to the point where it will define Trump's second administration as a partial failure if he doesn't get the judiciary under control. And pave the way for more horseshit in 2028.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 11:13 AM (jtM2q)

38 Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (VE6XX)

How is the pooch?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (F5ijr)

39 21 Whatever happens I hope leftists don't start self immolating in town squares. It would look really bad for Trump. Really bad. It would embarrass him, potentially even destroy him. I hope they don't get wind of that and then do it just to hurt Trump at the polls and possibly wreck his presidency forever. Could even lose us the midterms. Especially if they got together did it en masse. That would really own the cons.
Posted by: ...
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The key question is whether conservatives SHOULD piss on leftists on fire or respect their personal decision to unalive themselves.

You can make a conservative case either way with that issue.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (E4rtv)

40 36 If true, this is yuge and a big win for Trump and the good guys. It's basically a complete capitulation by the goatfuck-curious. If true.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:13 AM (iFTx/)

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I was told that Trump might as well just resign because all deportations were over because someone misconstrued one of Trump's Truth social posts as meaning that he wasn't going to do immigration anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (GBKbO)

41 Clearly our legislature if failing to provide oversight for the judicial. Corrupt bastards, all of them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 11:15 AM (oT7pT)

42 Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)

So Trump didn't chicken out and tell the other states who're already defying the federal government that it's okay to defy the federal government? Funny, I was told he did.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 11:15 AM (ExV1e)

43 Well fvck, this makes the lack of arrest warrants completely surprising but not shocking

Too many Indians are chiefs due to the laziness of their respective branch of government

24 1. definition of magistrate: Federal magistrates are not actually judges. They're just glorified law clerks. They are not nominated by the President, nor are they confirmed by the Senate. Federal district judges just hire them, the way they hire law clerks and secretaries.
2. I know I will get labeled anti-semimetic, but lets stop with the "Judeo/Christian" Jews had NOTHING to do with forming our country or its founding documents, they do not believe Jesus Christ is the Savior/Son of God, among other differences with Christians.
Posted by: susan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2026 11:15 AM (RSh10)

44 Willowed:

>>> Pritti looks jewish, the left is conflicted. I'm sure they wish they didn't play up the Israel hate so much. Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 11:00 AM (cS1cw)

Dave Rubin is proudly Jewish, and skewers the lefty Jews who try to play footsie with the antisemitism commies.

On a recent show, he said Josh Shapiro has all but admitted he wasn't selected as Kamala's VP because he's Jewish. Yet he's going on all these talk shows hawking the anti-ICE line to lefty harpies.

Rubin points out: what is your future in the Democrat party, Josh? They will clearly throw you under the bus whenever it pleases them. Why carry their water? It just looks pathetic.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:15 AM (gWBY1)

45 It may be true that they agreed. Whether "officials" will follow through is a whole other barrel of fish.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (F5ijr)

46 38 Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (VE6XX)

How is the pooch?
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (F5ijr)

Thanks for asking.. A bit better... Got some meds and it seems to be helping.. Thanks all for the well wishes...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (VE6XX)

47 44 Rubin points out: what is your future in the Democrat party, Josh? They will clearly throw you under the bus whenever it pleases them. Why carry their water? It just looks pathetic.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:15 AM (gWBY1)

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Shapiro's religion is the Democrat Party. He'll never be an apostate to that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (GBKbO)

48 Why carry their water? It just looks pathetic.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:15 AM (gWBY1)

He's an Uncle Hiram.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (F5ijr)

49
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The key question is whether conservatives SHOULD piss on leftists on fire or respect their personal decision to unalive themselves.

You can make a conservative case either way with that issue.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (E4rtv


What has the largest carbon footprint?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (RSh10)

50 7 We can't have foreigners as judges or in elective office.
Time and again, these are the people bent on destroying our laws, freedoms, and way of life.

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A big part of the damage done by the Obama administration was appointing federal judges who have no understanding or interest in the traditions and values of this country.

It was entirely intentional. Those judges are a cancer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (nWPIJ)

51 Speaking of evil judges and courts - Chicago:

https://t.co/h2PUzYbQ6r

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 11:17 AM (Ora++)

52 If true, this is yuge and a big win for Trump and the good guys. It's basically a complete capitulation by the goatfuck-curious. If true.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Clips came from Homan's press conference today in MN. Go to X and Eric Daugherty has the clips from Foxnews where Homan is speaking.

Also comes up on X under Homan's press conference.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)

53 50 A big part of the damage done by the Obama administration was appointing federal judges who have no understanding or interest in the traditions and values of this country.

It was entirely intentional. Those judges are a cancer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (nWPIJ)

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"But judges."
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:17 AM (GBKbO)

54 “Pusuit of happiness” is such a stupid phrase. What in the hell was Jefferson thinking with that nonsense?

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

55 Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (VE6XX)

Prayers will continue!

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:18 AM (F5ijr)

56 55 Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (VE6XX)

Prayers will continue!
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:18 AM (F5ijr)

Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:19 AM (VE6XX)

57 "Homan told reporters that Minnesota officials have agreed to hand over criminal aliens to ICE”

Ten bucks says the Minnesota officials are lying. What happens next?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 11:19 AM (OrWo5)

58 What has the largest carbon footprint?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Hmmm, depends I guess on whether fossil fuel derived accelerants (charcoal lighter fluid is an example) are used versus green accelerants like alcohol.

Mass might also be involved as a fattie might burn for a long time producing all kinds of chemical wastes from the pharmaceuticals they are undoubtedly taking.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:19 AM (E4rtv)

59 57 "Homan told reporters that Minnesota officials have agreed to hand over criminal aliens to ICE”

Ten bucks says the Minnesota officials are lying. What happens next?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 11:19 AM (OrWo5)

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ICE waits outside of the jails for the release and picks them up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:19 AM (GBKbO)

60 "Homan told reporters that Minnesota officials have agreed to hand over criminal aliens to ICE”

Ten bucks says the Minnesota officials are lying. What happens next?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 11:19 AM (OrWo5)
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I think Homan knows that, too - as does Trump.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 11:20 AM (Ora++)

61 No mention that the murder of Melissa Hortman was very likely ordered by Tim Walz or his handlers? Boelter was not some "MAGA loon" who killed her simply because she was a Democrat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:20 AM (8zz6B)

62 Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (E4rtv)

I believe it is our moral obligation as Americans to let them freely choose their own well lit shining path of flame and gutteral release. Plus we do not want to waste perfectly good urine which would be bad for the environment and may attract predators.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:20 AM (F5ijr)

63 It doesn't, but it's the best measurable and protectable proxy* the founders could use.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (zjgNU)

(*In a short statement. They clearly knew that freedom of movement, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, etc... all ALSO were measurable and protectable rights that are necessary for the pursuit of happiness)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 29, 2026 11:12 AM (zjgNU)

It really does. Jefferson got all his ideas (Natural Law, Natural aka Unalienable Rights, Consent of the Governed and Popular Sovereignty, and the people's right of revolution when government fails to secure our rights) from Locke's 2nd Treatise on Government. Every time Locke wrote about Natural Rights he characterized them as life, liberty and property.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 29, 2026 11:20 AM (GD2xa)

64 “Pursuit of happiness” is such a stupid phrase
——-

The meaning or usage of words changes over time. Sometimes quite a bit. This is definitely one of them. “Well regulated” with respect to the constitution’s 2nd amendment is another.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 11:21 AM (OrWo5)

65 >>It was a despicable act, it doesn't matter that she was a Democrat.


Oddly, I think it does. Thanks to the revelations within the MN Signal chat, we know that several MN state senators, candidates, Walz (former) staffer are leading the ICE out operation, and have cooperation with some in law enforcement (to get one the spot ID on license plates).

In this context, it becomes clear that the MN (and likely other states?) Democrat party is a tightknit, coordinated and organized insurgency that is willing to take out one of its own members if they go against their interests within hours of her vote. This is serious business, and that killing no doubt sent a strong message to the rest of them: ride or die time.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 11:21 AM (0yjaw)

66 If true, this is yuge and a big win for Trump and the good guys. It's basically a complete capitulation by the goatfuck-curious. If true.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Clips came from Homan's press conference today in MN. Go to X and Eric Daugherty has the clips from Foxnews where Homan is speaking.

Also comes up on X under Homan's press conference.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)
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My "if true" was directed at whether these MN cocksuckers would actually do any of what agreed to do. I didn't doubt that Homan said what's being reported he said.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:21 AM (iFTx/)

67 “Pusuit of happiness” is such a stupid phrase. What in the hell was Jefferson thinking with that nonsense?

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)
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What Jefferson meant:

https://youtu.be/Cdmqn9JIuzc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (Ora++)

68 54 “Pusuit of happiness” is such a stupid phrase. What in the hell was Jefferson thinking with that nonsense?
Posted by: Bulg

He meant economic and social opportunity which is greater than simply pursuit of property. His source was the original VA Declaration of Rights

"Section 1. That all men are by nature equally free and independent and have certain inherent rights, of which, when they enter into a state of society, they cannot, by any compact, deprive or divest their posterity; namely, the enjoyment of life and liberty, with the means of acquiring and possessing property, and pursuing and obtaining happiness and safety."

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

69 54 “Pusuit of happiness” is such a stupid phrase. What in the hell was Jefferson thinking with that nonsense?
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

I like it.

You don't have a right to property. You have a right to not have whatever property you do have stolen, but that's too many words for a catchy slogan. Pursuit of Happiness encompasses all the things that go into building a life as a free man. I suppose it's a bit redundant with Liberty, but you have to respect the rule of threes in this sort of thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (JwNbV)

70 44 Josh Shapiro's future in the Democratic party will be a job opportunity as a camp Kapo. Or maybe clean up duty in the "showers". Extra bread ration.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (gm9Sb)

71 If you need a white pill this morning on the ICE stuff:

Some autist on X dug into the anti-ICE violence, and found it can all be traced to 9 counties in the US. Only 9! Florida and Texas are doing the lion's share of deportations and ICE roundups, one figure said TX has done 25% of all deportations. And yet, no violence in TX or FL. Because the leaders in those states don't tolerate it.

The left is trying to make the MN violence look like the norm. It's not. Not even close. And all of the work they do to make a shell game so we focus on the violence and not the fraud doesn't make the fraud go away. But Walz and Omar and the legacy media are trying, bless their hearts.

I still can't get my head around Omar owning a fake winery when she's Muslim and supposedly doesn't drink alcohol. I can't with all her fraud scams.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (gWBY1)

72 ICE and CBP to DRAW-DOWN Number of Forces in Minnesota After Tom Homan Strikes Deal with State Officials


I am tired of being part of the weak party.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (abIsI)

73 My "if true" was directed at whether these MN cocksuckers would actually do any of what agreed to do. I didn't doubt that Homan said what's being reported he said.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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This might be related; Klobachar announced her plans to run for governor this morning as well.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:23 AM (E4rtv)

74 What Jefferson meant:

https://youtu.be/Cdmqn9JIuzc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (Ora++)
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Which is most appropriate for the TMR thread!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 11:23 AM (Ora++)

75 4 Now its gorilla.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Do you love the monkey or do you love me?

Posted by: the gorilla at the urinal at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (gKWVE)

76 “Pusuit of happiness” is such a stupid phrase. What in the hell was Jefferson thinking with that nonsense?
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)
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He lifted it almost straight from Locke, who lifted it almost straight from ancient Greek philosophers. The phrase is awkward by modern standards, but it was considered important and profound at the time.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (iFTx/)

77 46 38 Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:11 AM (VE6XX)

How is the pooch?
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (F5ijr)

Thanks for asking.. A bit better... Got some meds and it seems to be helping.. Thanks all for the well wishes...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:16 AM (VE6XX)

Was the problem identified?

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (pDt9x)

78 72 ICE and CBP to DRAW-DOWN Number of Forces in Minnesota After Tom Homan Strikes Deal with State Officials


I am tired of being part of the weak party.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (abIsI)

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The increase from the last few weeks was extra DHS personnel (the Good shooter was HSI, the Pritti shooter was a prison officer) to offer more protection to ICE doing their operations because local cops were refusing to respond to ICE requests.

If local cops are responding now, then the extra DHS personnel (like HSI and prisons) aren't necessary and can be moved elsewhere.

The admin has beaten Minneapolis and Minnesota down. They've won.

Take the win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

79 >>>“Pusuit of happiness” is such a stupid phrase. What in the hell was Jefferson thinking with that nonsense?

Posted by: Bulg

>I'm not sure why this is a problem. It's obviously open-ended, but if you're a law-abiding citizen, clearly there are limits.

Then again, this is why we have so many hack lawyers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 11:25 AM (oT7pT)

80 Was the problem identified?
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (pDt9x)

Sort of... Bad reaction to kennel cough... Possible pneumonia...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:26 AM (VE6XX)

81 Hey MisHum! I've got a TXMoMe 2023 commemorative USB drive with your nic on it. You can have it if you want it.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at January 29, 2026 11:26 AM (bXODF)

82 I believe it is our moral obligation as Americans to let them freely choose their own well lit shining path of flame and gutteral release. Plus we do not want to waste perfectly good urine which would be bad for the environment and may attract predators.
Posted by: ...

Well reasoned. But should we put time, manner, and place restrictions. After all, a flaming leftist might create problems during high winds, drought, or where it might frighten animals and small children.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

83 The ICE violence in MN isn't even the norm for MN itself.

People ain't rioting on Main Street in South Mooseknuckle. No ICE agents are getting bumper tagged in the prairies of Outer Howsitgoindere.

It's a localized, containerized Op.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:26 AM (JwNbV)

84 The key question is whether conservatives SHOULD piss on leftists on fire or respect their personal decision to unalive themselves.

You can make a conservative case either way with that issue.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:14 AM (E4rtv)

If called upon to help, I will donate a gallon.

Of gasoline.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:27 AM (8zz6B)

85 78
The admin has beaten Minneapolis and Minnesota down. They've won.

Take the win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

Yeah it is a win. Acceptance of wins should be easy. Maybe some are indeed tired of winning because it just not fit in to their world view.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:27 AM (pDt9x)

86 85 Yeah it is a win. Acceptance of wins should be easy. Maybe some are indeed tired of winning because it just not fit in to their world view.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:27 AM (pDt9x)

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Minnesota and Minneapolis are announcing that they're no longer sanctuary jurisdictions.

But it's a loss because Walz wasn't Maduro-d, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

87 ICE and CBP to DRAW-DOWN Number of Forces in Minnesota After Tom Homan Strikes Deal with State Officials


I am tired of being part of the weak party.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (abIsI)
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Huh? We won. The MN Democunts caved. We don't need a yuge ICE presence to pick up detained illegals. ICE can now be redirected to other problem states.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

88 Well reasoned. But should we put time, manner, and place restrictions. After all, a flaming leftist might create problems during high winds, drought, or where it might frighten animals and small children.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

What is this, the Bulwark?

"The Conservative Case for Getting the EPA Involved When Pissing Out a Burning Smellie"?

Bah!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (JwNbV)

89 The “foul” mystery brownish liquid US Rep. Ilhan Omar was sprayed with during a chaotic Minnesota town hall meeting late Tuesday is believed to have been apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (RHGPo)

90 Yeah it is a win. Acceptance of wins should be easy. Maybe some are indeed tired of winning because it just not fit in to their world view.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:27 AM (pDt9x)

I'll take the win... Tired of nightly frozen tundra stories..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (VE6XX)

91 80 Was the problem identified?
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (pDt9x)

Sort of... Bad reaction to kennel cough... Possible pneumonia...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:26 AM (VE6XX)

Ah. Sorry to hear it, glad they figured it out. Have a 5 month old pup myself.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:29 AM (pDt9x)

92 The admin has beaten Minneapolis and Minnesota down. They've won.

Take the win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Eh, proof is always in the subsequent events. But it was not certainly a loss as some would put it. I think a fair chunk of those on the left and right just want to get down to a boogaloo festival regardless of how many lives it costs of innocents.

Personally, a lot of that aggression would be well served by allowing dueling again so those itching for violence can bother each other instead of the general public.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

93 89 The “foul” mystery brownish liquid US Rep. Ilhan Omar was sprayed with during a chaotic Minnesota town hall meeting late Tuesday is believed to have been apple cider vinegar.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (RHGPo)

Sucks to be the PR guy for the Apple Cider Vinegar Council right now, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:29 AM (JwNbV)

94 Just think what will happen if dems win in the next election.

Perhaps the idea (and practice) of nullification now will give red states the blueprint of nullification in case the dems take over power in DC again. 'Cause we know they'll be unabashedly out for revenge on anyone that oppose them now.

And yes, that means people like us.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 11:29 AM (g8Ew8)

95 I've been insulated from a lot of this crap. Largely by my choice. An acquaintance and FB friend who had taken my paso fino on summer feed leases and was a nice gal although a liberal went full TDRS after Trump was elected in 24; she expanded her derangement to all Trump supporters. I suppose many libs feel the same but aren't posting that shit on FB or saying it out loud yet. I unfriended, and when I euthanized Lady in Nov. I didn't even let her know, if not for the TDRS I would have; but I aint inviting someone who hates me for wanting to MAGA onto my property. This is the evil of the commies. They are pushing the LIV D voters to demonize people who are not of the commie party. "you must be evil, cuz you voted for Drumpf"

Posted by: PaleRider at January 29, 2026 11:30 AM (hhkIi)

96 I like it.

You don't have a right to property. You have a right to not have whatever property you do have stolen, but that's too many words for a catchy slogan. Pursuit of Happiness encompasses all the things that go into building a life as a free man. I suppose it's a bit redundant with Liberty, but you have to respect the rule of threes in this sort of thing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
___________

I don't like it all as a freestanding notion, unlinked to constraints. What if your pursuit of happiness means being a pedophile? But Jefferson must have linked it to constraints.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 11:30 AM (XvL8K)

97 90 I'll take the win... Tired of nightly frozen tundra stories..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (VE6XX)

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Oh, I'm sure we'll get some more theater from braindead leftist activists.

The hardcore still want to be martyrs.

But the activist base is being hollowed out, the info side has been penetrated and everyone knows it, and the FBI is probably investigating the funding (including letters to funders about retaining documents).

And there are indications that it's not homegrown Minneapolis only doing this, but that it was a national mobilization of activists, at least in part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:30 AM (GBKbO)

98 Ah. Sorry to hear it, glad they figured it out. Have a 5 month old pup myself.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:29 AM (pDt9x)

Mine is 11 and a half which made it worse....Picked it up at the dog park we take him to.. Other dogs were hit hard too with this strain...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:30 AM (VE6XX)

99 The failure for locals to cooperate with federal authorities put everyone in greater danger.

That’s why ICE has to go out in public to perform their job. The cocksuckers in local jurisdictions refuse to make this a simple transfer at a jail or courthouse.

This is a “strategy” and purposeful. They want dead people, so they can wave a bloody shirt. In defense of illegal alien gangbangers and rapists, murderers and assorted trash various countries have unloaded on America. The Democrats crafted a way to monetize all of this. So they will fight it, enlisting the aid of the propaganda outlets, and the usual suspects.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 11:31 AM (OrWo5)

100 Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 11:10 AM (tgvbd)

Will pray for her majesty and the Big Dummy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 11:31 AM (guLpK)

101 What is this, the Bulwark?

"The Conservative Case for Getting the EPA Involved When Pissing Out a Burning Smellie"?

Bah!
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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So you would regard it as a state and local matter for unpermitted discharge of waste products because urine is a natural product. Or is it a natural right to piss on flaming liberals as a societal duty.

Or is it the sound principle of never interrupting the enemy when they are making a mistake involved.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

102 98 Ah. Sorry to hear it, glad they figured it out. Have a 5 month old pup myself.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:29 AM (pDt9x)

Mine is 11 and a half which made it worse....Picked it up at the dog park we take him to.. Other dogs were hit hard too with this strain...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 11:30 AM (VE6XX)

Dog parks can be locations for disease spread. I am avoiding them now with mine. Too young.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:32 AM (pDt9x)

103 94 Just think what will happen if dems win in the next election.

Perhaps the idea (and practice) of nullification now will give red states the blueprint of nullification in case the dems take over power in DC again. 'Cause we know they'll be unabashedly out for revenge on anyone that oppose them now.

And yes, that means people like us.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 11:29 AM (g8Ew

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I'm still suspecting a 5-10 seat Dem majority in the House and probably no net change in the Senate (maybe a gain of 1 Democrat seat).

Just...differential turnout patterns indicate it.

But...enough could change regarding underlying assumptions around voter rolls, illegal voting, and even basic voting patterns to call that into question.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:32 AM (GBKbO)

104 We have a launch.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-19
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: January 29, 2026
Launch Time: 9:53 a.m. PST (1753 UTC, 18:53 CET)

https://youtu.be/hCsiEVy_v44

Posted by: Joyenz at January 29, 2026 11:33 AM (2F0/Y)

105
Chuck Shumer showing you how to grill > Kathy Hochul showing you how to shovel snow.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 11:33 AM (Y8DZL)

106 Charles is off on holiday.

Which Charles is being referred to? Mr. Windsor? Mr. Dildo?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 11:34 AM (35AYX)

107 The Western Hemisphere at the moment, seems to have a better chance of retaining (or obtaining) "Western Values" than the EU. A few countries in South/Central America have made bold moves in the right direction.

Meanwhile Europe has mostly surrendered to Islam and the Globalists, at least at the governmental levels. There are several movements pushing back against autocratic EU rule, but they are met with tyrannical resistance from the (unelected) bureaucrats.

USA leads the way, but the inner sanctums are full of saboteurs and scallywags. Now is the time for good men to rise up.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)

108 Declining populations in blue states, increasing populations in red states and mass deportations of felonious illegal voters bode well for the future if we stay the course.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:35 AM (pDt9x)

109 >>>The “foul” mystery brownish liquid US Rep. Ilhan Omar was sprayed with during a chaotic Minnesota town hall meeting late Tuesday is believed to have been apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: SMOD

>Fake! Ilhan needs to drown in a MN lake.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 11:35 AM (oT7pT)

110 To answer your question, MisHum:

>>> The United States of America.
What does it mean to be an American?
What does it mean to you?
What does it mean to your loved ones?

To my immigrant grandparents who came here with nothing, and left a country that did not support their chosen religion, it meant religious peace, and a chance to pursue happiness as they saw fit.

It not mean a handout. It did not mean being free from discrimination. It did not mean being free from poverty while they scrimped and saved for their better future. But it meant they got to try. It was an opportunity, not a guarantee, at a better life.

This is why reading about all the illegals coming here and getting unlimited benefits--heck, even the legal immigrants or refugees coming here on legal Visas--and snapping up welfare and tax Bennies absolutely infuriates me. It makes a mockery of the sacrifices my grandparents made.

They never resented America once, never once griped that they didn't get a handout and they sometimes got mocked for their accents. They were some of the proudest Americans I knew. They taught me to take pride in America! And I love them for it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:35 AM (gWBY1)

111 >>> 71
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I still can't get my head around Omar owning a fake winery when she's Muslim and supposedly doesn't drink alcohol. I can't with all her fraud scams.
Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:22 AM (gWBY1)

"I never owned a winery!" -- super SMAHHHRRT Ilhan Omar

https://is.gd/snz4M3
@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸 Ilhan Omar's so called $5M winery vanishes without a trace...no license, no footprint, just gone.

Source:
@NEWSMAX
[video]

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:36 AM (ULPxl)

112 108 Declining populations in blue states, increasing populations in red states and mass deportations of felonious illegal voters bode well for the future if we stay the course.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:35 AM (pDt9x)

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Even if Dems regain the presidency in 2028 and rig the census again in 2030, it'll still be a net towards red states. The great migration is actually still ongoing.

But with a Vance administration and actual counters instead of modelers in the Census Bureau...it could be as many as 30 seats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

113 Amen to all that.

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2026 11:37 AM (KtOUo)

114 >>> 86

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Minnesota and Minneapolis are announcing that they're no longer sanctuary jurisdictions.

But it's a loss because Walz wasn't Maduro-d, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

*kicks rocks*

You never let us have any fun!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:37 AM (ULPxl)

115 And there are indications that it's not homegrown Minneapolis only doing this, but that it was a national mobilization of activists, at least in part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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This has been the case for leftists going back decades at least. Just like the ridiculous 'shrine' for the unalived Pettus or whatever his name is. No reason at all that Ga Sen Warnock (D) shows up yesterday to bless him.

The left has a network of flying monkeys that move from place to place to create mayhem (the Atlanta Cop City protests were a perfect example--some Brazilian illegal got shot and killed when their encampment was being removed from the construction site. In the subsequent arrests, a lot of these 'activists' arrested had nothing whatsoever to do with GA or Atlanta. Activists were coming from across the North and West and were often from upper class families.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

116 How I wish for a Long March mentality to become pervasive for our side. We could learn from our enemy, but sadly we are too feckless.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:37 AM (pDt9x)

117 The increase from the last few weeks was extra DHS personnel (the Good shooter was HSI, the Pritti shooter was a prison officer) to offer more protection to ICE doing their operations because local cops were refusing to respond to ICE requests.

If local cops are responding now, then the extra DHS personnel (like HSI and prisons) aren't necessary and can be moved elsewhere.

The admin has beaten Minneapolis and Minnesota down. They've won.

Take the win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

I'll wait and see what actually happens before I celebrate.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 11:38 AM (g8Ew8)

118 116 How I wish for a Long March mentality to become pervasive for our side. We could learn from our enemy, but sadly we are too feckless.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:37 AM (pDt9x)

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If we don't return to a 1913 federal government in the first weeks of a GOP presidency, all is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:38 AM (GBKbO)

119 > The admin has beaten Minneapolis and Minnesota down. They've won.
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The administration got Minneapolis to agree to the bare minimum adherence to federal immigration law.

That's it. Nothing more. Is it a "win" to get a city government to follow the law? Maybe? I think this isn't over. There are still plenty of agitators in the streets that this agreement does not apply to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 11:38 AM (jtM2q)

120 @MarioNawfal
🇺🇸 Ilhan Omar's so called $5M winery vanishes without a trace...no license, no footprint, just gone.

Source:
@NEWSMAX
[video]
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:36 AM (ULPxl)

Her winery has gone into the ether, along with her clitoris.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (8zz6B)

121 Blowholes like Krasner do not seem to think that they're at risk if things really go sideways.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (rJ48h)

122 117 I'll wait and see what actually happens before I celebrate.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 11:38 AM (g8Ew

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There's a difference between "wait and see" and "we've lost."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (GBKbO)

123 The old republic is dead. It's a tough thing to accept. But we need to be working to shape what comes after to maximize order and liberty.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (jc0TO)

124 Star Trek TOS episode "The Omega Glory" is beginning to look not like a badly acted, stilted TV episode but a prophecy.

Posted by: George V at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (HUbHH)

125 The State Department formally determined this month that the Palestinian Authority paid more than $200 million to terrorists and their families in 2025, the same year PA president Mahmoud Abbas claimed he ended the "pay-to-slay" program, according to a nonpublic notice provided to Congress and obtained exclusively by the Washington Free Beacon.

Rather than ending these payments, the PA shifted to a new system that it hoped to hide from international donors at a time when the Ramallah-based government is jockeying for a role in postwar Gaza, the State Department disclosed for the first time. Israeli intelligence assessed that the PA funneled $144 million to terrorists and their families in 2024 and committed at least $214 million through 2025, while the State Department determined that the payments continued from March to August 2025 under a purportedly reformed welfare system.

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (RHGPo)

126
Sucks to be the PR guy for the Apple Cider Vinegar Council right now, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Dunno, did it have "mother" in it? If so, they guy was doing her a favor!

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (Y8DZL)

127 Her winery has gone into the ether, along with her clitoris.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (8zz6B)

If ether was part of their tasting notes, no wonder they went out of business!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (JwNbV)

128 Well reasoned. But should we put time, manner, and place restrictions. After all, a flaming leftist might create problems during high winds, drought, or where it might frighten animals and small children.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

Maybe they could do it in a stadium?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (F5ijr)

129 and the FBI is probably investigating the funding (including letters to funders about retaining documents).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:30 AM


Finally. The Top. Men. Are on. It. * hand chop *

Posted by: William Shatner at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (35AYX)

130 119 The administration got Minneapolis to agree to the bare minimum adherence to federal immigration law.

That's it. Nothing more. Is it a "win" to get a city government to follow the law? Maybe? I think this isn't over. There are still plenty of agitators in the streets that this agreement does not apply to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 11:38 AM (jtM2q)

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We went from "Pritti's death is going to mean a complete pullback of all immigration enforcement in America" to "Minneapolis is making it policy to do the thing on immigration that they swore they'd never do," in like 2 days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (GBKbO)

131 Josh Shapiro is Jewish like George Soros is Jewish.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (MNCvZ)

132 Maybe they could do it in a stadium?
Posted by: ...
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Well the Romans were practical that way.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (E4rtv)

133 Take the win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

I'll wait and see what actually happens before I celebrate.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 11:38 AM (g8Ew

If the Minnesota Donks fail to deliver on the agreement, then Trump has probable cause to invoke the Insurrection Act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:41 AM (8zz6B)

134 How I wish for a Long March mentality to become pervasive for our side. We could learn from our enemy, but sadly we are too feckless.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:37 AM (pDt9x)

If Republicans had any feck at all, Democrats would not even be a pimple on a pig's dick.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:41 AM (F5ijr)

135 >>> Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (8zz6B)

1) ewww
2) Low-IQ Ilhan is (finally) going to learn about The Streisand Effect.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:42 AM (ULPxl)

136 My "if true" was directed at whether these MN cocksuckers would actually do any of what agreed to do. I didn't doubt that Homan said what's being reported he said.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


This!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:42 AM (ASmqz)

137 133 If the Minnesota Donks fail to deliver on the agreement, then Trump has probable cause to invoke the Insurrection Act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:41 AM (8zz6B)

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They just send in the DHS personnel again.

The 8 year veterans of HSI who shot Good and the veteran of the prison bureau who shot Pritti show back up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:42 AM (GBKbO)

138 The admin has beaten Minneapolis and Minnesota down. They've won.

Take the win."

This. All I can attest to is that my younger relatives have a better world. No bomb shelters, no mob run industries, no 19.5% interest on 1st new car, no gangs/groups causing injury nationwide (no SLA, no SDS, no People's temple)...

I'd say "things" in general are pretty damn good. Just don't f it up.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 11:42 AM (XuXeR)

139 We went from "Pritti's death is going to mean a complete pullback of all immigration enforcement in America" to "Minneapolis is making it policy to do the thing on immigration that they swore they'd never do," in like 2 days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Fedgov swings a mighty big stick.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:43 AM (ASmqz)

140 >>> 127
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If ether was part of their tasting notes, no wonder they went out of business!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (JwNbV)

I take it you missed YD's "Karen and Caryn" review of her winery (yesterday, let me see if I can find it)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:43 AM (ULPxl)

141 132 Maybe they could do it in a stadium?
Posted by: ...
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Well the Romans were practical that way.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (E4rtv)

The Romans were a very practical bunch. They had a few goals and were relentless in pursuing them. Hey they LOVED to build stuff, like roads and aueducts.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:43 AM (pDt9x)

142 Hadrian the Seventh, prayers sent for the missus and the Big Dummy's safe travels.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 11:43 AM (RjOoY)

143 He lifted it almost straight from Locke, who lifted it almost straight from ancient Greek philosophers.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (iFTx/)


I haven't read Locke in a very long time, but what little I recall about happiness was more of an intellectual and emotional goal, rather than a proxy for freedom and liberty.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2026 11:43 AM (Zv8bq)

144 Her winery has gone into the ether, along with her clitoris.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If ether was part of their tasting notes, no wonder they went out of business!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


ISWYDT!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:44 AM (ASmqz)

145 There's a difference between "wait and see" and "we've lost."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:39 AM (GBKbO)

This is true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8)

146 A large mob of protestors surrounded a restaurant in Los Angeles after mistaking airport security workers for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents.

The demonstrators gathered outside of Ten-Raku, a Korean BBQ spot in Lynwood, on Wednesday night after hearing reports that federal officers were allegedly inside.

In reality, they blared airhorns and whistles and shouted at off-duty TSA officers who were just trying to enjoy dinner, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office told the Daily Mail.

When confronted about mistaking the airport staff for ICE, one irate demonstrator gave the excuse that people get 'emotional' and make 'mistakes,' noting that ICE does the same when they arrest people.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 29, 2026 11:45 AM (Y1sOo)

147 >>> https://is.gd/snz4M3
@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸 Ilhan Omar's so called $5M winery vanishes without a trace...no license, no footprint, just gone.


It's honestly making me wonder if all the politicians that own wineries, like Pelosi and Newsom, and all the celebs that own "successful" wineries or alcohol companies, are just running a scam.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:45 AM (gWBY1)

148 That's it. Nothing more. Is it a "win" to get a city government to follow the law? Maybe? I think this isn't over. There are still plenty of agitators in the streets that this agreement does not apply to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

You start to run up against 1st Amendment there plus the 10th. States and their local governments are under no compulsion to carry out duties for the federal government. Ironically it was a case involving the Brady Bill an interim background checks that made that ruling.

If the feds allow, states and localities can help enforce federal law, they have concurrent powers over public safety as most have laws requiring protests to follow time, manner, and place restrictions, etc.

But realistically, that is all you can get. And btw, states cannot prohibit localities and their officials in MN from assisting federal officials even if the state does not. 8th Circuit precedent out of Missouri Firearms Constitutional Amendment case.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)

149 144 Her winery has gone into the ether, along with her clitoris.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If ether was part of their tasting notes, no wonder they went out of business!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


ISWYDT!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:44 AM (ASmqz)

Odds that the “winery” was a paper entity for the purpose of money laundering?

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:45 AM (pDt9x)

150 The old republic is dead. It's a tough thing to accept. But we need to be working to shape what comes after to maximize order and liberty.
Posted by: toby928(c)
____________

We should be putting in place mechanisms to divorce from these people while we have the power. I just don't see us beating this 10 - 30% of the population making up the hardcore left into submission. Let them have their own country and secular religion.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 11:46 AM (XvL8K)

151 It's honestly making me wonder if all the politicians that own wineries, like Pelosi and Newsom, and all the celebs that own "successful" wineries or alcohol companies, are just running a scam.
Posted by: LizLem
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Yes. At the minimum, these are tax shelters. A few have made a real go of it, Ryan Reynolds mebbe?

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)

152 Good synopsis, Mis Hum. I am with you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 11:46 AM (dK+Kv)

153 I can be pretty cynical, but I'm honestly wondering how deep the rot goes. How much of this stuff is social media going viral? Think about it: In a nation of 350 million people, does a complete rando on Twitter represent even half of us?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to avoid headache typos at January 29, 2026 11:46 AM (Wt5PA)

154 Here we go (from the "I hope for her sake Ilhan didn't write a personal check like Jussie did" thread):

215 Karen: "you simply MUST try this new cab, Caryn... it's called 'Five Brides,' and it's from a Somali, woman-owned vintner...."

Caryn: "This tastes like it came out of a crankcase."

Karen: "...and that vintner is Ilhan Omar."

Caryn: "it does take just a minute to develop on the palate. It's quite good, actually. It has a robust, foetid earthiness, with overtones of sand, and... blood, I think. I will have Paolo drive Ken's QX60 down to Trader Joe's and tow back a trailer load of it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM (ULPxl)

155 I don't like it all as a freestanding notion, unlinked to constraints. What if your pursuit of happiness means being a pedophile? But Jefferson must have linked it to constraints.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 11:30 AM (XvL8K)

It's interesting to me that the pursuit of happiness seems in direct contradiction to the abject misery fomented and spread by the Left.

The general idea to me is that it is in fact unconstrained in its nature, not by morals, which are safeguarded by law, but by the busybodies that would intend to keep you under their thumb.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM (F5ijr)

156 It's honestly making me wonder if all the politicians that own wineries, like Pelosi and Newsom, and all the celebs that own "successful" wineries or alcohol companies, are just running a scam.
Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:45 AM (gWBY1)

We will smell no crime before it's time.

Good observation!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM (8zz6B)

157 >>The administration got Minneapolis to agree to the bare minimum adherence to federal immigration law.

That's it. Nothing more. Is it a "win" to get a city government to follow the law? Maybe? I think this isn't over. There are still plenty of agitators in the streets that this agreement does not apply to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 11:38 AM (jtM2q)
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We went from "Pritti's death is going to mean a complete pullback of all immigration enforcement in America" to "Minneapolis is making it policy to do the thing on immigration that they swore they'd never do," in like 2 days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM (GBKbO)
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I never thought Pritti's death was going to cause immigration law to be suspended or whatever. I figured it would be just one of several deaths. ICE wasn't about to leave. BPS would likely have been sent back into Minneapolis to provide "muscle" and bust some heads.

Whether the city government and state officials who certainly feel different about immigration follow through on this is debatable. The paid rioters are another story.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM (jtM2q)

158 When confronted about mistaking the airport staff for ICE, one irate demonstrator gave the excuse that people get 'emotional' and make 'mistakes,' noting that ICE does the same when they arrest people.
Posted by: one hour sober


Ace's blog strikes again. Can't say what I want to say. Don't want to get Ace in trouble or me banned.

But it WAS pithy! Oh boy, was it pithy!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM (ASmqz)

159 If ether was part of their tasting notes, no wonder they went out of business!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:40 AM


Ether > penguin poop > Omar's nethers

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 29, 2026 11:48 AM (Q39C1)

160 158

Ace's blog strikes again. Can't say what I want to say. Don't want to get Ace in trouble or me banned.

But it WAS pithy! Oh boy, was it pithy!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM (ASmqz)

No need to get all pithy rick!

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (pDt9x)

161 157 Whether the city government and state officials who certainly feel different about immigration follow through on this is debatable. The paid rioters are another story.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM (jtM2q)

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As long as the mobs aren't overwhelming the officers (which is what happened two weeks ago with Pritti), the agitators have a tendency of getting arrested, their cars impounded, and facing federal grand juries made up of people from all over Minnesota, not just Minneapolis.

The St. Paul hotel kerfuffle? It was like 20 people. I think there were more journalists than rioters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (GBKbO)

162 Let them have their own country and secular religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

It doesn't work that way. Leftism is primarily an urban exercise, pinpoints of blue in a sea of red even in 'blue' states.

It would be easier to just create cities as separate reservations for indigenous leftists to reside with their own internal laws like we did for Native Americans.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

163 But it WAS pithy! Oh boy, was it pithy!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM



If.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 11:50 AM (jc0TO)

164 162 It would be easier to just create cities as separate reservations for indigenous leftists to reside with their own internal laws like we did for Native Americans.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

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City-states with complete and total control within their borders and no say on anything outside of them, but the rest of the state gets to set the city-state's budget and funding levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:51 AM (GBKbO)

165 162 Let them have their own country and secular religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

It doesn't work that way. Leftism is primarily an urban exercise, pinpoints of blue in a sea of red even in 'blue' states.

It would be easier to just create cities as separate reservations for indigenous leftists to reside with their own internal laws like we did for Native Americans.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

What we need to implement are some good Cordon Sanitaires.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:51 AM (pDt9x)

166 ancient Greek philosophers."

Epicurus, IIRC, linked what we might call happiness to basic needs.
Happiness meaning well ordered, peaceful, and without onerous influences...

Or not.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 11:51 AM (XuXeR)

167 Really well said, Mis Hum. We miss you.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Trix are for Kids at January 29, 2026 11:52 AM (i49OE)

168 >>> 162 Let them have their own country and secular religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

It doesn't work that way. Leftism is primarily an urban exercise, pinpoints of blue in a sea of red even in 'blue' states.

It would be easier to just create cities as separate reservations for indigenous leftists to reside with their own internal laws like we did for Native Americans.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

Can we place those in Ontario?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:52 AM (ULPxl)

169 The St. Paul hotel kerfuffle? It was like 20 people. I think there were more journalists than rioters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (GBKbO)

Those kinds of "journalists" need the hickory shampoo, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:52 AM (8zz6B)

170 We should be putting in place mechanisms to divorce from these people while we have the power. I just don't see us beating this 10 - 30% of the population making up the hardcore left into submission. Let them have their own country and secular religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 11:46 AM (XvL8K)

It's a bit of a circular problem. That 10% of the population will always be with you. Get rid of the crazies, and in a generation you'll have a whole new batch of crazies with a whole new batch of fanciful grievances and windowlickery.

I don't know what the solution is, but "divorce" probably isn't it. If there were some real, fundamental dichotomy underlying it all, it would make sense. One faction wants to be a republic, the other wants to be a monarchy. One wants fiat currency, one wants a physical standard. Rational, debatable stuff.

"Fuck you i won't follow your laws, I'm in charge here, do what I say or people start dying" is too vague and mutable of a foundation on which to build any kind of rational, ordered separation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:52 AM (JwNbV)

171 But it WAS pithy! Oh boy, was it pithy!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 11:47 AM


I'm pithy sometimes, as well.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 29, 2026 11:52 AM (Q39C1)

172 What does it mean to be an American?
___

Taking as much money as possible from US taxpayer funded programs for the benefit of my tribe here and back home.

Posted by: Your Somalian Neighbor at January 29, 2026 11:52 AM (Dv3i1)

173 Cities are essentially all versions of Bartertowns now.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:52 AM (pDt9x)

174 Hadrian, Prayers and good wishes sent for Her Majesty, you, and the pup.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at January 29, 2026 11:53 AM (yTvNw)

175 But it WAS pithy! Oh boy, was it pithy!"

Better to be pithed off than pithed off...

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 11:53 AM (XuXeR)

176 On, dammit. Autocucumber....

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 11:54 AM (XuXeR)

177 A large portion of America has become what any wealthy nation eventually becomes: entirely interested in its own comfort and continued wealth (and hedonism, too). And secure in the belief that they are rich because they are so great.

Only when we must struggle once again, will that large portion even think to return to the things which made us wealthy and great.

Posted by: GWB at January 29, 2026 11:54 AM (c9dx8)

178 >>> 215 Karen: "you simply MUST try this new cab, Caryn... it's called 'Five Brides,' and it's from a Somali, woman-owned vintner...."

Wasatch brewery in Utah sold "Polygamy Porter" ... bet you can't just have one!

They got bought by the parent company that owns Monster energy drinks, and they supposedly closed their downtown SLC brewery. But I hope it's still around! I thought it was cheeky and fun.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:55 AM (gWBY1)

179 If the Minnesota Donks fail to deliver on the agreement, then Trump has probable cause to invoke the Insurrection Act.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I don't think he even needs to do that even if they try to sabotage and renege. Amy Klobachar announced her run for governor of MN on the same day and I'd imagine that her political machine does not want the outgoing Walz administration to slime her attempts to be governor.

I also take that as an indicator that Klobachar wants to run for prezzie again perhaps or views the Senate as not being a place to exercise much power anymore.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:55 AM (E4rtv)

180 @kausmickey
·
10h
.@LATimes
piece on dropping rents in LA actually does cite deportations as one cause. Progress.

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But what's Trump doing about the affordability crisis!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:56 AM (GBKbO)

181 Only when we must struggle once again, will that large portion even think to return to the things which made us wealthy and great.
Posted by: GWB at January 29, 2026 11:54 AM


So then, much will be resolved in the Burning Time.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 11:56 AM (jc0TO)

182 Lefties don't want their own land or religion. They want yours.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 11:56 AM (F5ijr)

183 "I haven't even scratched the surface of the ways this union is broken."

It's worse than you know. Did you think the Corruption would sweep across America and leave us untouched? No. I'm a United States Marine, falsely accused of the dishonorable crime of Stolen Valor - and no one will help me. I asked the Instapundit community to stand up for me, write the perp a polite email asking to give me a fair hearing, review my DD214 (attached) and retract the lies she spread about my military service. The response? Several told me "no one cares, go kill yourself" and the rest of them looked away.

If you're wondering,YES -being betrayed so cruelly by the people I thought I was fighting for has killed anything in me that was good. The stigma associated with the accusation is driving me mad, turning me into a monster. To the point I've put myself in therapy to protect the perp's loved ones.

You don't like me, fine. There's a bigger picture. There was a time when a Marine didn't need to ask for help. That's been lost. It means Trump will fail. Even if he can restore the Republic it will just unravel again. Because the People no longer share the values necessary to maintain a Republic

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 11:56 AM (ciYHQ)

184 We are no longer a people in search of opportunity. We are factions in search of idle luxury at someone else's expense.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (4b7CV)

185 You know who else got their own country and rained down their disease on everyone else they could? Russia and Pakistan. Almost as good an idea as term limits from California. Clean up your own personal act and marvel at the improvements.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (QdPx3)

186 Can we place those in Ontario?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

And have historians in the future label the Trail of Leftist Tears when they are forcibly moved to Canuckistan under Donald Andrew Jackson Trump?

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

187 Klobuchar’s line of Hair Pick cutlery must not be faring well, sounds like.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (pDt9x)

188 We should be putting in place mechanisms to divorce from these people while we have the power. I just don't see us beating this 10 - 30% of the population making up the hardcore left into submission. Let them have their own country and secular religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 11:46 AM (XvL8K)

There is no divorce. There is only Bosnia.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (dK+Kv)

189 If ether was part of their tasting notes, no wonder they went out of business!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Dear Lord, thank you so much for the fact I was not drinking anything when I read that.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (RjOoY)

190 Chuck Shumer showing you how to grill > Kathy Hochul showing you how to shovel snow.
Posted by: Auspex
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They're just ordinary folks!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (XeU6L)

191
GORILLA DICK SARGENT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (y9nCu)

192 186 Can we place those in Ontario?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

And have historians in the future label the Trail of Leftist Tears when they are forcibly moved to Canuckistan under Donald Andrew Jackson Trump?

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

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Forcibly deporting people to a place with single payer healthcare is something to cry about?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

193 whig how does the ruling in that Missouri firearm case relate to things like SB57 in CA and what I think are laws in several states forbidding cooperation on immigration enforcement to all agencies in a state? Not aware the feds have brought suit, would seem it would be easy if that case covers this issue. Don't even recall how SB57 turned out, couldn't believe DOJ sued over it since my understanding was what you summarized, feds can't compel state activity in these matters.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2026 11:58 AM (U/Byj)

194 What does it mean to be an American?

"Give me your tired, your poor, your hopelessly corrupt and retarded Marxists..."

Posted by: Sincerely, France at January 29, 2026 11:58 AM (2gvXb)

195 It would be easier to just create cities as separate reservations for indigenous leftists to reside with their own internal laws like we did for Native Americans.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

That's an idea I've had for quite some time. I would definitely invest in concertina wire manufacturers. Maybe put some money into landmines too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 11:59 AM (g8Ew8)

196 Let them have their own country and secular religion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

It doesn't work that way. Leftism is primarily an urban exercise, pinpoints of blue in a sea of red even in 'blue' states.

It would be easier to just create cities as separate reservations for indigenous leftists to reside with their own internal laws like we did for Native Americans.
Posted by: whig
_______

I certainly agree that it's not optimal, and mass migrations would follow. But the question is whether it's preferable to the path we're currently on. These people are irreconcilable, and I don't see that ending any time in the near, or distant, future.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 11:59 AM (XvL8K)

197 Forcibly deporting people to a place with single payer healthcare is something to cry about?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

Entire troves of them buried under the abortion clinics...

Tragic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:59 AM (JwNbV)

198 Maybe put some money into landmines too."

Claymores. More fun.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (XuXeR)

199 It would be easier to just create cities as separate reservations for indigenous leftists to reside with their own internal laws like we did for Native Americans.
Posted by: whig

Isn't that more or less what we have now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (JwNbV)

200 198 Maybe put some money into landmines too."

Claymores. More fun.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (XuXeR)

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I have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (GBKbO)

201 I have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (GBKbO)
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Hmmm....Maybe you should finally learn how to read...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 12:01 PM (ESVrU)

202 Brett Cooper had a good rundown on the mad bills that the VA legislature and executive branch is trying to shove through, on the unsuspecting Virginians who thought they were voting in moderate democrats. There is no such thing, spoiler alert!

Apparently a huge amount if bureaucrats rent out properties to the government. So we the taxpayers are paying their bills. Brett said a new bill in the VA legislature would allow Virginia bureaucrats to use taxpayer dollars to PURCHASE property.

So the VA legislators want to be able to buy property using our taxpayer money, and the rent it back to our government and get another check from Uncle Sam.

There are soooooooo many scams out there!! It's unbelievable.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 12:02 PM (gWBY1)

203 Listening to PDT. Entertaining as always. Leads one to believe that the Wharton School of Business actually cranked out smart people.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 29, 2026 12:02 PM (gm9Sb)

204 I never know which way to put them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (GBKbO)

You can grab the stabby end fine enough if you got decent gloves on. Good for the ol' mordhau.

Which is German for "El Kabong".

Which is Spanish for "The Kabong".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:02 PM (JwNbV)

205 He lifted it almost straight from Locke, who lifted it almost straight from ancient Greek philosophers.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 11:24 AM (iFTx/)

I haven't read Locke in a very long time, but what little I recall about happiness was more of an intellectual and emotional goal, rather than a proxy for freedom and liberty.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2026 11:43 AM (Zv8bq)
____________

It was both, IIRC. Indeed, that was the big innovation that Locke (and the Greeks) were getting at: that pursuing "happiness" was not only a personal state of mind, but also a guidepost for freedom and liberty in general. People that were allowed to pursue happiness, unfucked by the government, were a free and liberated people.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

206 I have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM


It's written right on th... oh yeah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 12:03 PM (jc0TO)

207 I'm gonna 3d print some Claymores that say "I Don't Get It" on the side that goes towards the enemy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:04 PM (JwNbV)

208 So Tulsi Gabbard was personally there directing the Fulton County election raid, and they got dozens of boxes of 2020 ballots. And DJT re-tweeted sworn testimony that the 2020 election was rigged on Obama's orders by Europeans. Perhaps Maduro is talking?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2026 12:05 PM (2ocoG)

209
I have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM



Depends on how you want your enemy to die. Chewed into hamburger by a gazillion ball bearings or having one guy get a big hole thru his chest from the backing plate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2026 12:05 PM (y9nCu)

210 And I've resigned myself to that. If we can't bother to stand up for the people who risk their lives to keep us free? We don't deserve a Republic.

I've counted coup on the treachery and impotence of the GOPe. And much of that is because Ace opened my eyes to Failure Theater and Surrendering Gracefully. I owe him alot for that - I was on the path to become Establishment Drone for Romney. Geez what a horrible fate.

But maybe the David Frenches and Rick Wilsons are ahead of the curve and we are fools.

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 12:06 PM (ciYHQ)

211 People that were allowed to pursue happiness, unfucked by the government, were a free and liberated people.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 29, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)


I get that part, but I think Jefferson made the real connection to tangible things.

Regardless, it has survived 250 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2026 12:06 PM (Zv8bq)

212 City-states with complete and total control within their borders and no say on anything outside of them, but the rest of the state gets to set the city-state's budget and funding levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I can see far worse solutions. Cities inevitably of the left because they tend to attract assholes/deviants to find like minded types. Daniel Elazar termed the type as individualistic instead of traditionalistic or moralistic political culture. Strong urban governments then coexist with anarchy in US cities while the voters just accept that is the way it is. Needless to say, voter fraud, looting of city government, poor services, etc. are the cost of residents letting their leftist freak flag fly without much hinderance.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 12:06 PM (E4rtv)

213 206 207 A friend had a story, planting Claymores on a hot trail. And one guy said "Uh oh". Yep, two out of three.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 29, 2026 12:06 PM (gm9Sb)

214 "... this union is broken."

----

That's the summary here. It is.

Many believe it can be repaired. Some don't believe that. I think that's our foundational disagreement now.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2026 12:06 PM (dGCAG)

215 I have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (GBKbO)
----
Hmmm....Maybe you should finally learn how to read...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 12:01 PM (ESVrU)

LOL

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 12:06 PM (g8Ew8)

216 I haven't read Locke in a very long time, but what little I recall about happiness was more of an intellectual and emotional goal, rather than a proxy for freedom and liberty.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
_________

Locke was a proponent of tabula rasa - we're all born as blank slates with no innate notions. Everything is a product of our five senses.

I do not hold with that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 12:07 PM (XvL8K)

217 I have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM

It's written right on th... oh yeah.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 12:03 PM (jc0TO)

And evidently some of our Vietnam brethren still got it wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2026 12:08 PM (dGCAG)

218 At their core, people are just no damned good. Why we need laws and government, like it or not.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 12:08 PM (pDt9x)

219 This is the usual post for this kind of news, so I'll just copy/paste this here -

Jan 27 (Reuters) - Sales of fully ​electric cars surpassed those of petrol-only vehicles in the European Union for the first time in December, data from ‌the auto industry group ACEA showed on Tuesday, even as hybrids held onto the largest overall share of the market.
...
"It will still take around ​half a decade before pure electric cars genuinely overtake combustion-engine models across the region, but this is nonetheless a start,"
...
Fully electric vehicles made up 22.6% of cars registered in the EU last month, edging out petrol cars ‍on 22.5%. Gasoline-electric hybrids, including plug-in hybrids that can go limited distances on battery power alone, were the top group with 44%.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 12:08 PM (Dv3i1)

220 I was on the path to become Establishment Drone for Romney. Geez what a horrible fate.

A lot of the damage Obama did was in his second term (cancelling the law against the CIA propagandizing Americans, the whole censorship-industrial complex, etc). So Romney winning in 2012 would've still been a good thing, but we probably wouldn't have gotten Trump then.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2026 12:09 PM (2ocoG)

221 I have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them."

Ah, pointy bits up?

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 12:09 PM (XuXeR)

222 have a real problem with claymores.

I never know which way to put them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 12:00 PM (GBKbO)
----
Hmmm....Maybe you should finally learn how to read...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


He should try using the mines instead of the swords.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 29, 2026 12:11 PM (OUMaO)

223
"It will still take around ​half a decade before pure electric cars genuinely overtake combustion-engine models across the region, but this is nonetheless a start,"

===============

A start at what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:11 PM (YIzYT)

224 I suppose it's important to make a certain distinction. We're dealing with saboteurs. We're dealing with enemy action. We're dealing with people who willfully despise and subvert the system. Coming up with some mythical "better system" will never fix that. It's a cultural issue. We need a culture that bitterly hates fraud. That bitterly hates deceit. We've been browbeaten into accepting the unacceptable, and even thinking it's actively perilous for anyone else to dare not accept it themselves lest that somehow cause problems for us indirectly.

It's no use consulting your owner's manual for your car when your neighbor is dumping sugar into your gas tank. The car is not the problem. Your neighbor is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:11 PM (JwNbV)

225 Jan 27 (Reuters) - Sales of fully ​electric cars surpassed those of petrol-only vehicles in the European Union for the first time in December...

And how many of those were cheap Chinese vehicles being dumped at or below cost so the manufacturer could scam the "carbon credits?"

Posted by: Oddbob at January 29, 2026 12:11 PM (Fs0KI)

226 221 I have a real problem with Claymores. Yep. Walmart won't sell them since the Old Man died.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (gm9Sb)

227 I'm beginning to understand why all of these muslim women are so angry and abrasive all of the time.

Having a clitoridectomy has really got to be a traumatic experience.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (oT7pT)

228 this union is broken."

----

That's the summary here. It is.

Many believe it can be repaired. Some don't believe that. I think that's our foundational disagreement now.
Posted by: BurtTC


I don't think it can. Look at how unhinged the left is now. When they mistakenly protest TSA Agents and then say, "oh well, shit happens!", that's not repairable. They are mentally broken.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (ASmqz)

229 At their core, people are just no damned good. Why we need laws and government, like it or not.

Posted by: tubal


"Original Sin" is an astute observation of human nature.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (OUMaO)

230 208 So Tulsi Gabbard was personally there directing the Fulton County election raid, and they got dozens of boxes of 2020 ballots. And DJT re-tweeted sworn testimony that the 2020 election was rigged on Obama's orders by Europeans. Perhaps Maduro is talking?
Posted by: Ian S.
-------
Scytl Election Technologies S.L.U. (also stylized SCYTL), is a Spanish electronic voting system and election technology company.

Scytyl systems servers ran voting reporting totals to the media and SoS offices. It gets complicated but there were two feeds from the Dominion tabulation software in county election offices.

The first was to the media (Edison) and the second was to SoS offices.

Election Night Reporting by Scytl (via SOE Software) was used in seven states during the 2020 general election, with services extending to counties in nearly 20 states, covering more than 48 million voters. Specific states leveraging Scytl solutions in various capacities include Georgia, Colorado, Arkansas, Illinois, and Mississippi, where its BallotSafe system was available to overseas and military voters in 48 of 82 counties.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)

231 > have a real problem with claymores.
----------
Inert ones would make awesome lawn ornaments. Especially if you've got annoying neighbors.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (jtM2q)

232 I don't think it can. Look at how unhinged the left is now. When they mistakenly protest TSA Agents and then say, "oh well, shit happens!", that's not repairable. They are mentally broken.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (ASmqz)

I'm in the same camp.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (dGCAG)

233 232 I don't think it can. Look at how unhinged the left is now. When they mistakenly protest TSA Agents and then say, "oh well, shit happens!", that's not repairable. They are mentally broken.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (ASmqz)

I'm in the same camp.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (dGCAG)

Maybe the hard lessons of reality will soak through over time. I dunno.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 12:15 PM (pDt9x)

234 Noodage.

Posted by: Noodist at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (ilN+k)

235 The problem with isolating the blues in their cities is reds (who used to go to cities for entertainment and shopping, but those scarcely matter any more) still need cities for their hospitals and the specialty care that's available there.

So you can't quite give the blues total control over the cities, unless you can figure out a way to move cancer centers and minimally invasive CABG procedures out to the rural areas.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (GD2xa)

236 Inert ones would make awesome lawn ornaments. Especially if you've got annoying neighbors.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 12:13 PM (jtM2q)

I remember during basic/AIT, we had dummy ones, and you were tested on going through the steps, including looking at the visual spark of light that indicated the device was functional.

You were supposed to say "I see the light" I think three times.

Of course, there was no light, these were dummy claymores.

The army made liars of all of us.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (dGCAG)

237 City-states with complete and total control within their borders and no say on anything outside of them, but the rest of the state gets to set the city-state's budget and funding levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:51 AM (GBKbO)
====

Throught our nations history, the people of the United States of America have fought wars and subdued rebellions to prevent that very thing from happening.

With respect, NO and HELL NO.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (rj6Yv)

238 Ace up

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (ASmqz)

239 The army made liars of all of us.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2026 12:16 PM (dGCAG)

Or gospel singers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (JwNbV)

240 ALL of the cases you mention involve the Billion$ looted in Minnesota Health Care.

Boelter says Walz sent him out to shoot Democrats. He shot Hortman who cast the deciding vote against Illegals on Medicaid, removing them from HMOs which are overbilling in Billions with MN state government

Yusef looted millions in Minnesota

Mangione shot United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson--a Minnesota company

Starting to see the pattern?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 29, 2026 12:17 PM (X0cro)

241 He shot Hortman who cast the deciding vote against Illegals on Medicaid, removing them from HMOs which are overbilling in Billions with MN state government

Hortman also was making noise about investigating daycare fraud.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2026 12:19 PM (2ocoG)

242 I don't think it can. Look at how unhinged the left is now. When they mistakenly protest TSA Agents and then say, "oh well, shit happens!", that's not repairable. They are mentally broken.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (ASmqz)

I have to admit I'm conflicted here. It's the TSA. They're the ones that burned me out on flying. They are asshoe.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2026 12:21 PM (g8Ew8)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

David Andromache.jpg

The Pain of Andromache
Jacques-Louis David

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 art

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:30 AM (PpBto)

3 Ouch. Death sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:30 AM (PpBto)

4 Ask your Doctor if Andromache is for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 09:30 AM (cYBz/)

5 I'm tired of death.

I'm tired of a lot of things.

I'm just tired. I'm not sure how to get the rest required to get rid of this tired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (PpBto)

6 He was too dead to be angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

7 Love the abundant flowing cloths thing they do.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (DgMqy)

8 Smells like despair

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (jtM2q)

9 Real art. Beautifully painted.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

10 David did some great work, and not all of it was intended as cloying tribute to the Emperor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (xz8OS)

11 Is he dead or in pain? Is it a cold?

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (ZdaMQ)

12 The Pain of Andromache
Jacques-Louis David
Date: 1783
Style: Neoclassicism
Genre: mythological painting
Media: oil, canvas
Location: École nationale supérieure des Beaux-Arts (ENSBA), Paris, France
Dimensions: 275 x 203 cm

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

13 Heck of a note.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (L/fGl)

14 I'm tired of death.

I'm tired of a lot of things.

I'm just tired. I'm not sure how to get the rest required to get rid of this tired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (PpBto)

Right there with you, bub.

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at January 29, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

15 This gloomy scene, painted by the French artist Jacques-Louis David (c. 1748–1825), depicts the widowed Andromache mourning over the body of her husband, Hector—the slain champion of Troy. He had been defeated in a duel by Achilles, who went on to dishonor the body of the dead hero.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

16 Oh the pain!!

Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at January 29, 2026 09:33 AM (jc0TO)

17 He doesn't look to bad for being drug behind Achilles' chariot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:33 AM (L/fGl)

18 My little brother used to run around naked wearing only sandals and a red Superman cape.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM (IhIKR)

19 Is he dead or in pain? Is it a cold?
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (ZdaMQ)

It's lupus.

Posted by: Dr. Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

20 Don't take Andromache if you're allergic to Andromache.
Side effects could include dying in bed lying on your back while nekkid.

Posted by: The Legal Department at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Dude looks constipated.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ASmqz)

22 Wiki-
The painting "Andromache Mourning Hector" by Jacques-Louis David depicts Andromache grieving over her husband Hector's dead body, following his death in battle as described in Homer's Iliad

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

23 19 Is he dead or in pain? Is it a cold?
Posted by: Piper

It’s a MAN COLD.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:35 AM (IhIKR)

24 18 My little brother used to run around naked wearing only sandals and a red Superman cape.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM
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Who didn't?

Posted by: Little boys everywhere at January 29, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

25 23 19 Is he dead or in pain? Is it a cold?
Posted by: Piper

It’s a MAN COLD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:35 AM (IhIKR)

lol. 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 09:35 AM (ZdaMQ)

26 13 Heck of a note.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (L/fGl)

---------

Hector? He barely knew her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (+HNx/)

27 Is he dead or in pain? Is it a cold?
Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 09:32 AM (ZdaMQ)

It's lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Count de Monet


It's not lupus.

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (ASmqz)

28 OOOH! An actual painting!!

Andromache is the woman. Who is dying, I wonder? And which of her kids is that? Questions, I have questions.

Posted by: Persnickety at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (NXsA/)

29 Fighting a one-on-one battle against a professional soldier who can only be armed if you manage to stab the back edge of his heel has always seemed like suicide to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (xz8OS)

30 19 Is he dead or in pain? Is it a cold?
Posted by: Piper

It’s a MAN COLD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:35 AM (IhIKR)

LOL The worst!

Posted by: Dr. Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

31 Serious question: Has a communist ever painted a picture like this? It would seem to me the mindset would prevent it.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (cS1cw)

32 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

33 Kid's got a big ol' hand. Gonna be tough to find a baseball glove for him!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (cmgab)

34 They need to wash their clothes.

The pain of laundromat.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (kBhJc)

35 29 Fighting a one-on-one battle against a professional soldier who can only be armed if you manage to stab the back edge of his heel has always seemed like suicide to me
====================
Not "armed". HARMED.

Sorry for the typo, again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:37 AM (xz8OS)

36 Whatever you want to say about David's politics, the guy knew how to paint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 09:37 AM (+HNx/)

37 It’s a MAN COLD.
Posted by: nurse ratched



Man cold = trying to find three inches of peen through four inches of insulated coveralls.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 09:37 AM (ASmqz)

38 Is it lupus?

https://youtu.be/LNelnqsmnlM

Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at January 29, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

39 They need to wash their clothes.

The pain of laundromat.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (kBhJc)

Uncle Palp's Wash-Fold-Dry!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

40 David had serious chops.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (NgqoH)

41 He's pregnant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (PpBto)

42 hector? i hardly know her!

Posted by: cmeat at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

43 Serious question: Has a communist ever painted a picture like this? It would seem to me the mindset would prevent it.

I suppose one could argue that Liberty Leading the People by Delacroix represents the mind of a proto-communist.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (Riz8t)

44 Poignant.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (0KSrI)

45 Just wait until Hecuba shows up. Is she going to be pissed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (+HNx/)

46 I got nothing. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 09:39 AM (0yjaw)

47 They need to wash their clothes.

The pain of laundromat.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks


No tickee - no laundry!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 09:40 AM (ASmqz)

48 Can I have his stuff?

Posted by: Local pawn shop guy at January 29, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

49 Abundant cloths and
Ample Bosoms

That's how you move merchandise.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 29, 2026 09:40 AM (DgMqy)

50 Maybe he should take some NyQuil or something for that cold.

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

51 Hector looks pretty good for a dead guy being dragged around the city by Achilles.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 09:41 AM (oT7pT)

52 Are those black feathers on the floor?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (EyfuW)

53 Died of cold feet.

Posted by: red speck at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)

54 18 My little brother used to run around naked wearing only sandals and a red Superman cape.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM (IhIKR)

Mine too but that was last month and he is 59

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

55 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 09:37 AM (+HNx/)

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (D+BhG)

56 This is the same in my house. I'm burning up and my wife is freezing.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (sX1BW)

57 My little brother used to run around naked wearing only sandals and a red Superman cape.

Posted by: nurse ratched


It didn't sound as cute when I tried to explain myself to the judge.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (cYBz/)

58 51 Hector looks pretty good for a dead guy being dragged around the city by Achilles.

---------

Three times!

Posted by: Petroclus at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (+HNx/)

59 You're gonna have to work a double-shift in the taco truck, Hector can't make it.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (6Uni8)

60 This is a nice one, despite the morbid subject.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 29, 2026 09:43 AM (2WXfq)

61 "Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mom! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mom!"

"WHAT??!!"

"Can I play with the sword?"

Posted by: red speck at January 29, 2026 09:44 AM (Ve/HL)

62 FUN FACT: Homer's Iliad ended with Priam's successful mission to persuade Achilles to give up the body of Hector.

The Trojan Horse was never even mentioned since it happened much later.

Posted by: Petroclus at January 29, 2026 09:45 AM (+HNx/)

63 It's no Death of Socrates or Madame Recamier or Napoleon Crossing the Alps.

P.S. I know someone taking online classes. For much of the required reading, he opts for AI narration. While he studies Classical Rhetoric, I occasionally hear about "sow crates".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 29, 2026 09:45 AM (BHrzb)

64 My little brother used to run around naked wearing only sandals and a red Superman cape.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:34 AM (IhIKR)

I can't wait to do that again in the Assisted Living facility.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

65 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mom! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mom!"
"WHAT??!!"

Wash under your tits!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 29, 2026 09:46 AM (Kt19C)

66 "Look at those toes!!"

************

Preternaturally Long Phalanges - a limerick

Andromache's pain was the ultimate suck
But the shape of his feet quite resembled a duck
When the medics interceded
'twas not an ambulance he needed.
Instead they should've called a toe truck!

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 09:46 AM (qgHp7)

67 A beautiful painting , would hang. Thx CBD
Andromache was played by Saffron Burrows in the movie Troy. She's a beautiful bisexual, though I'm not sure what that means in this context

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 09:46 AM (IDEQi)

68 Girl, the dude's got blue balls, and is aching for a handie. You're sooooo close!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 29, 2026 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

69 I wanna die driving a powerful golfcart while aiming/waving perfectly aiming of an even more powerful pistol.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 29, 2026 09:47 AM (EyfuW)

70 I'm just tired. I'm not sure how to get the rest required to get rid of this tired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (PpBto)
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Quaaludes can fix this.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 09:47 AM (Hpgos)

71 Serious question: Has a communist ever painted a picture like this? It would seem to me the mindset would prevent it.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (cS1cw)
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We've seen plenty of Commie art around here. Not one of them exhibited the technical mastery or beauty of this painting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 09:48 AM (ESVrU)

72 Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 09:46 AM (qgHp7)

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Now see? I looked at this painting and one thing that never entered my mind were ducks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 09:48 AM (+HNx/)

73 62 FUN FACT: Homer's Iliad ended with Priam's successful mission to persuade Achilles to give up the body of Hector.

The Trojan Horse was never even mentioned since it happened much later.

Posted by: Petroclus at January 29, 2026 09:45 AM (+HNx/)

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It's mentioned, in passing, in The Odyssey.

The poem that actually includes the end of the Trojan War, Iliupersis by Arctinus, is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 09:49 AM (GBKbO)

74
100?

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Y8DZL)

75 He doesn't look comfortable at all.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Hpgos)

76 P.S. I know someone taking online classes. For much of the required reading, he opts for AI narration. While he studies Classical Rhetoric, I occasionally hear about "sow crates".
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 29, 2026 09:45 AM (BHrzb)
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That's what happens when you train AI using "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 09:49 AM (ESVrU)

77 The Oldsmobile Andromanche was a sleek two-seater concept car designed to resemble a rocketship. With streamlined curves and futuristic elements, it featured aerodynamic styling, bold accents, and advanced technology. A visionary vehicle embodied a blend of high performance and avant-garde aesthetics, capturing the essence of space travel in automotive form, but alas, never made it past the concept stage due to the Arab oil embargo of 1973.

Posted by: Car nerd at January 29, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

78 74
100?
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Y8DZL)

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*eyeroll*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 09:51 AM (+HNx/)

79 The Iliad covers 55 days in the ninth year of a ten year siege. Eventful, but not everything.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 09:54 AM (OvMCw)

80 79 The Iliad covers 55 days in the ninth year of a ten year siege. Eventful, but not everything.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 09:54 AM (OvMCw)

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The whole war wasn't about Achilles being pissy with Agamemnon, but most of The Illiad is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

81 79 The Iliad covers 55 days in the ninth year of a ten year siege. Eventful, but not everything.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Would be an interesting re-enactment project.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2026 09:55 AM (IhIKR)

82 Juniors going for a boob squeeze. Must be a Moron.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2026 09:57 AM (abIsI)

83 The whole war wasn't about Achilles being pissy with Agamemnon, but most of The Illiad is.
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Achilles was special.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 09:57 AM (Hpgos)

84 ... to persuade Achilles to give up the body of Hector.

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Physician, Cure Thyself - a limerick

Hector's death was a pretty big deal
'Twas a loss that was hard to conceal
Though he tried hard to protect him
Achilles couldn't resurrect him.
So much for the vaunnted 'Achilles heal'

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 09:58 AM (qgHp7)

85 The war could've ended earlier but when Odysseus went to Agamemnon with his plan he was told to quit horsing around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

86 >>>Serious question: Has a communist ever painted a picture like this? It would seem to me the mindset would prevent it.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 09:36 AM (cS1cw)
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We've seen plenty of Commie art around here. Not one of them exhibited the technical mastery or beauty of this painting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>The scold tending the bar looked like commie art to me.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 09:59 AM (oT7pT)

87 Achilles was special.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 09:57 AM (Hpgos)
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And Agamemnon was kind of a dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:00 AM (OvMCw)

88 Now see? I looked at this painting and one thing that never entered my mind were ducks.
Posted by: Cicero

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Duck feet was Homer's biggest oddity.

(I'll show myself out)

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 10:00 AM (qgHp7)

89 We've seen plenty of Commie art around here. Not one of them exhibited the technical mastery or beauty of this painting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>The scold tending the bar looked like commie art to me.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone



1930 WPA art looks commie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:00 AM (ASmqz)

90 85 The war could've ended earlier but when Odysseus went to Agamemnon with his plan he was told to quit horsing around.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

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I tried to warn them, and what did I get? TENTACLES. That's what.

Posted by: Laocoön at January 29, 2026 10:00 AM (+HNx/)

91 87 Achilles was special.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 09:57 AM (Hpgos)
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And Agamemnon was kind of a dick.
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No shit. Ask his daughter.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 10:00 AM (Hpgos)

92 David captures the tragedy of war, not just on the death of warriors but on their loved ones. The despair of Andromache for herself and her child, both might be killed, their vulnerable state, and the loss of love and protection is so poignant. Her pose and expression could be considered melodramatic except for the way her small child reaches for her to comfort her and seek solace for himself. Their soft clothing, in bright light, is a strong contrast to Hector's weapons and armor, even the hard wood of the bed, in the shadows. The realistic detail doesn't let the audience abstract the emotion of the scene. It is hard, final and their innocence doesn't protect them. The viewer may know that she will be sold into slavery and the child thrown off the walls of Troy, killed so he cannot grow up to avenge his father. That knowledge adds to the impact of the painting.

It is a hard painting to view but done with exquisite skill.

Posted by: JTB at January 29, 2026 10:01 AM (yTvNw)

93 I tried to warn them, and what did I get? TENTACLES. That's what.
Posted by: Laoco�n at January 29, 2026 10:00 AM (+HNx/)
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Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:02 AM (OvMCw)

94 Agamemnon stole Achilles' sex slave. Had he no honor?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:02 AM (L/fGl)

95 1930 WPA art looks commie.
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Lots of peasants. The Andy Wyeth WPA Post Office mural in Laurinburg, NC, depicted black folks harvesting watermelons. Don't know whether that has been painted over or not.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 10:03 AM (Hpgos)

96 The Death of Marat is David's most famous painting , but he had many other beautiful paintings and was a great talent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:03 AM (IDEQi)

97 The Death of Marat is David's most famous painting , but he had many other beautiful paintings and was a great talent
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:03 AM (IDEQi)
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Napoleon Crossing the Alps is way up there in recongnizability.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:04 AM (OvMCw)

98 I personally like The Oath of the Horatii.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:05 AM (OvMCw)

99 Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:03 AM (IDEQi)

I prefer his "Death of Socrates," but Marat is a fine work.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2026 10:06 AM (Zv8bq)

100 If David lived today he would certainly be a Commie artist. He was the first left wing propagandist artist, and supported not only the Revolution, but the Reign of Terror. See his "Death of Marat" which portrayed the butcher as a noble martyr.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 29, 2026 10:06 AM (Kxi0p)

101 David should've painted Goliath.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:07 AM (L/fGl)

102 Marat was also kind of a dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:07 AM (OvMCw)

103 69 I wanna die driving a powerful golfcart while aiming/waving perfectly aiming of an even more powerful pistol.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 29, 2026 09:47 AM (EyfuW)

Will you shout "YEE-HAW!"?

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 10:07 AM (6Uni8)

104 None of this would have happened if that fucking Paris kept his dick in his tunic.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 10:07 AM (oT7pT)

105 The Trojan Horse was never even mentioned since it happened much later.
Posted by: Petroclus at January 29, 2026 09:45 AM (+HNx/)


Around the time of Catherine the Great's reign in Russia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)

106 And yes, David was a fine artist. He was also a shit. Unfortunately, those 2 things are not incompatible.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 29, 2026 10:08 AM (Kxi0p)

107 A group of Maine nurses showed up at Sen. Susan Collins’ office this morning to demand she vote against funding for ICE.

“We want them to stop terrorizing the streets of our communities. They have made an enormous impact in the hospitals, people aren’t showing up. People aren’t showing up to work, they’re not showing up when they’re sick. And we need this terrorism of ICE to stop now.”


Fucking drama queens.
1. If illegals aren't showing up, THAT'S good!
2. If anyone else isn't showing up, they're just stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:08 AM (ASmqz)

108 Ana Navarro: Alex Pretti was the perfect guy. He's the guy that you want to date your daughter. He's the man you want your son to be. They can't malign him because we have the videos.

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I did not know that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

109 None of this would have happened if that fucking Paris kept his dick in his tunic.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 10:07 AM (oT7pT)
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Eris was busy messing things over, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:09 AM (OvMCw)

110 I look at this painting and see

Suprasternal retractions
Agonal breathing
Barrel chest
Scaphoid abdomen
Acromegaly
Acrocyanosis
No apparent traumatic injury.

Cause of death: Acute upper airway obstruction exacerbated by emphysema secondary to COPD.

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)

111 107 A group of Maine nurses showed up at Sen. Susan Collins’ office this morning to demand she vote against funding for ICE.

“We want them to stop terrorizing the streets of our communities. They have made an enormous impact in the hospitals, people aren’t showing up. People aren’t showing up to work, they’re not showing up when they’re sick. And we need this terrorism of ICE to stop now.”


Fucking drama queens.
1. If illegals aren't showing up, THAT'S good!
2. If anyone else isn't showing up, they're just stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:08 AM (ASmqz)

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These patients should be deported to countries with single payer healthcare so that they can be freed from the evil capitalism of America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

112 “We want them to stop terrorizing the streets of our communities. They have made an enormous impact in the hospitals, people aren’t showing up. People aren’t showing up to work, they’re not showing up when they’re sick. And we need this terrorism of ICE to stop now.”


Fucking drama queens.
1. If illegals aren't showing up, THAT'S good!
2. If anyone else isn't showing up, they're just stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:08 AM (ASmqz)

I think the reveal is that there are large numbers of illegals working in the hospital as aids and cleaning.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 10:10 AM (gbOdA)

113 108 Ana Navarro: Alex Pretti was the perfect guy. He's the guy that you want to date your daughter. He's the man you want your son to be. They can't malign him because we have the videos.

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I did not know that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

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I do not want my sons to be so empty of meaning that they decide that fighting feds in favor of illegal immigrants becomes the reason they get up in the morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

114 they’re not showing up when they’re sick.
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Because using the ER as your primary care is such a great thing!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:11 AM (OvMCw)

115 "The Pain of Andromache"?

So I asked Grok to paint "The Heartache of Psoriasis":

https://tinyurl.com/5n8az5nk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 10:11 AM (Ora++)

116 I think the reveal is that there are large numbers of illegals working in the hospital as aids and cleaning.
Posted by: r hennigantx


So dems are pissed that republicans took away their slaves. Again.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:12 AM (ASmqz)

117 114 they’re not showing up when they’re sick.
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Because using the ER as your primary care is such a great thing!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:11 AM (OvMCw)

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"Why can't we spend thousands of dollars of man hours free free to treat illegal alien colds anymore?! Also, American healthcare is purely driven by capitalism, and it must be replaced by single payer."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

118 So I asked Grok to paint "The Heartache of Psoriasis":
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Her nipple appears to have fallen off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:13 AM (OvMCw)

119 Now is the time when I will deconstruct this painting with my usual comments about boobs.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 29, 2026 10:13 AM (GD2xa)

120 French satire magazine Charlie Hebdo, victim of a vicious Islamic attack a while back, does Minnesota.

https://is.gd/D5lj6t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:14 AM (L/fGl)

121 >>> 107
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Fucking drama queens.
1. If illegals aren't showing up, THAT'S good!
2. If anyone else isn't showing up, they're just stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:08 AM (ASmqz)

If anyone else isn't showing up they're probably trying to pretti themselves, which is much better than they/them continuing to be employed in any job that involves caring for normal people.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 10:15 AM (ULPxl)

122 Ana Navarro: Alex Pretti was the perfect guy. He's the guy that you want to date your daughter. He's the man you want your son to be. They can't malign him because we have the videos.



They can do nothing but lie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

123 Because using the ER as your primary care is such a great thing!

Posted by: Captain Obvious
________

The blessings of EMTALA.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 10:17 AM (XvL8K)

124 Ana Navarro: Alex Pretti was the perfect guy. He's the guy that you want to date your daughter. He's the man you want your son to be. They can't malign him because we have the videos.

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A Horst Wessel for our time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

125 A Horst Wessel for our time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:17 AM (L/fGl)
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Die fahne hoch!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:18 AM (OvMCw)

126 Never trust these democrats. Probably most.

And they left the country half ruins. Gave money to everybody. Billions stolen for/by non citizens.
If this isn't treason?

Expect me to do what?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 29, 2026 10:18 AM (EyfuW)

127 Lots of highs schools in my district having anti-ICE protests walkouts last week, yesterday and today. Our high school was yesterday, got wind of it from my son who I told was forbidden from participating. Also wrote the principal and VP with my thoughts on these "student led" protests which are clearly being organized by outside groups and sanctioned by the schools. He later called me and we had a long discussion about this, sounded like he isn't in favor of them but is doing nothing to block them. Real problem is the school board, mostly Dem, which has a couple of totally woke members pushing this and other insanity

Anyway around 300-400 (out of 2800) walked out and had the protest for an hour along the road with their signs with usual Dem talking point. Most annoying from the photos was the flags, several Mexican and couple others. Not one American flag. Young skulls full of mush, each and every one being used by professional agitators.

Lots of parents I know are not happy about this but nothing will happen. Dems have control of the schools and won't put an end to this. Going to school board meetings is waste of time as I have found. They are deaf to people like me.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 10:18 AM (GUOwU)

128 Boy that Vaughn Meader's career took off after JFK's visit to Dallas!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 29, 2026 10:18 AM (Kt19C)

129 >The blessings of EMTALA.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 10:17 AM (XvL8K)

Oh the the irony - more charity ED care = fewer nursing hires and lower nursing salaries. Ain't no hospital gonna eat the cost of charity care.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 10:19 AM (NgqoH)

130 Lots of parents I know are not happy about this but nothing will happen. Dems have control of the schools and won't put an end to this. Going to school board meetings is waste of time as I have found. They are deaf to people like me.
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 10:18 AM (GUOwU)



Local elections have consequences too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

131 A Horst Wessel for our time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:17 AM (L/fGl)


Nailed it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 10:19 AM (8DR9B)

132 Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 10:18 AM (GUOwU)

Sounds like home or private school is for you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 29, 2026 10:20 AM (luW68)

133 >Local elections have consequences too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

^This! There were a number of morons here writing that voting in local elections is useless. The AWFLs are driving school board elections - at least in SEPA. And yet all I hear about is complaints about what our kids are being taught.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 10:22 AM (NgqoH)

134 "Local elections have consequences too.
"Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Unfortunately there is a enormouse supply of libs and LIV's and Dem base that have flipped our district the past 10 years or so and gets worse each election cycle. Schools have gone downhill ever since.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 10:23 AM (GUOwU)

135 133 >Local elections have consequences too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

^This! There were a number of morons here writing that voting in local elections is useless. The AWFLs are driving school board elections - at least in SEPA. And yet all I hear about is complaints about what our kids are being taught.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 10:22 AM (NgqoH)

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Individual voting in large turnout elections is mostly pointless. Your vote affects surprisingly little. In an election where 1 million votes is the difference between winner and loser, your one vote does very little.

Individual voting in low turnout elections is must more powerful. Being one vote in an election where the difference between winner and loser is 100 votes is much more impactful.

People who don't vote in presidentials but only vote in local elections are probably the smartest voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

136 The blessings of EMTALA.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 10:17 AM (XvL8K)

Oh the the irony - more charity ED care = fewer nursing hires and lower nursing salaries. Ain't no hospital gonna eat the cost of charity care.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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They don't eat it. There's something called DSH - Disproportionate Share Hospital - that supplements their Medicaid payments for what would otherwise be uncompensated care. The university hospitals are the ones that generally get a huge bump for this.

So we're all still paying for it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 10:24 AM (XvL8K)

137 [Senator Raphael] Warnock: Being at Pretti vigil site was like “standing on holy ground."

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Like Golgotha where Jesus was killed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

138 Unfortunately there is a enormouse supply of libs and LIV's and Dem base that have flipped our district the past 10 years or so and gets worse each election cycle. Schools have gone downhill ever since.
Posted by: Ripley


VIAO - Vote ALL Incumbents Out

No exceptions.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:25 AM (ASmqz)

139 137 [Senator Raphael] Warnock: Being at Pretti vigil site was like “standing on holy ground."

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Like Golgotha where Jesus was killed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

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Revolution is the left's religion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

140 Revolution is the left's religion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
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We all want to change the world.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:26 AM (OvMCw)

141 >>>"Local elections have consequences too.
"Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Unfortunately there is a enormouse supply of libs and LIV's and Dem base that have flipped our district the past 10 years or so and gets worse each election cycle. Schools have gone downhill ever since.

Posted by: Ripley

>The solution is to strip these schools of all funding. Force them to go back the the three 'R's. Teacher's unions are the devil.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 10:27 AM (oT7pT)

142 VIAO - Vote ALL Incumbents Out

No exceptions.
Posted by: rickb223


FML. VAIO. Sheesh.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:28 AM (ASmqz)

143 I bet Maduro's a tad pissed off that the American left has already forgotten about him after moving on to Pretti.

I almost feel bad for the guy. Almost.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 10:29 AM (jtM2q)

144 School boards, county commission elections, city councils are enormously impactful elections. Around here the county sheriff elections are a big deal. That was proven during the Covid Times. We did not shut down, despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth by some. Totally backed and supported by law enforcement and the commissioners.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 10:29 AM (pDt9x)

145 The Pain of Andromache, 1783
Jacques-Louis David

The painting is housed in the Musée du Louvre in Paris. Reportedly, it highlights themes of sorrow, familial sacrifice, and civic duty 🤬, and helped David gain election to the Académie Royale.

Alternative Titles: The Sorrow of Andromache, Andromache's Pain and Remorse over the Body of Hector.

It is a marvelous painting, but I'd pass on hanging it.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 10:29 AM (NFX2v)

146 argle bargle fargle

Posted by: Stop The Madness at January 29, 2026 10:31 AM (kgrwv)

147
Revolution is the left's religion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:25 AM (GBKbO)



*waves picture of Chairman Mao*

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at January 29, 2026 10:32 AM (y9nCu)

148
Now Let Us Praise Great Hickory Shampoos

I've been thinking a lot lately about children getting burned by a hot stove or stung by a bee.

The pain they receive teaches them to avoid certain actions or behaviors.

Without the reasonably minor pain they receive would those children in their experiential ignorance learn to avoid those behaviors? Probably not.

The recent deaths of Good and Pretti are great examples of ignorant people who never learned to control their anti-social and sociopathic actions, who kept escalating those behaviors until they finally got themselves killed.

However, consider this: if the first time Pretti threw a tantrum and started kicking ICE cars, etc that he been taken aside and given a righteous hickory shampoo would he have continued on his trajectory of increasing violence? I doubt it.

Or Good dragged out of her SUV and getting a hickory shampoo drum solo atop her noggin? Would she have continued on the path that led to attempted vehicular murder and her fatal shooting? It's unlikely.

Even if they needed a couple of luxurious shampooings Now with Hickory! until they quit. Wouldn't that be better than being dead?

(con't)

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2026 10:33 AM (iJfKG)

149 "The solution is to strip these schools of all funding. Force them to go back the the three 'R's. Teacher's unions are the devil.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"


That was tried in elections last fall. Despite heavy campaigning against an extension of a "temporary "sales tax for more school infrastructure and grift it passed with 75% of the vote. As was said earlier, stupidity is more dangerous than evil.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 10:33 AM (GUOwU)

150 Apparently even Hector didn't like Nolan's film.

Poor little kid, bad future ahead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 10:33 AM (ZpG08)

151 >>> He had been defeated in a duel by Achilles, who went on to dishonor the body of the dead hero.

Well Achilles was possibly a gay drama queen, so...

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 10:33 AM (gWBY1)

152 Where's his dog?

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2026 10:33 AM (KtOUo)

153 Jacques-Louis David

That guy really had a thing for painting death scenes. Did he ever paint Louis XVI's death? He voted for it, after all.

Posted by: pookysgirl, failing at art research at January 29, 2026 10:33 AM (Wt5PA)

154 There going to have to outdo the Floyd funeral for Pretti. Maybe Frey can set up a daycare and it can shell out for a golden chariot drawn by white steeds to draw His Holiness' embalmed corpse through Minneapolis to its crystal mausoleum. They can sacrifice a bunch of native born girls to the Aztec gods during the funeral.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:34 AM (BI5O2)

155 Senator Raphael] Warnock: Being at Pretti vigil site was like “standing on holy ground."

God will set that fake preacher straight eventually.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 10:34 AM (KDPiq)

156 155 Senator Raphael] Warnock: Being at Pretti vigil site was like “standing on holy ground."

God will set that fake preacher straight eventually.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 10:34 AM (KDPiq)

Not soon enough for me...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:36 AM (VE6XX)

157 more charity ED care

Ask Bob Dole.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 29, 2026 10:36 AM (Kt19C)

158 (con't)

Hickory Shampoos are a kindness for such folks, and gives them the opp[ortunity to reconsider their life choices.

Despite "bad visuals" Hickory Shampoos should be the legal and simple solution to the increasing violence by the Left against ICE officers.

If it saves just one life...

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2026 10:36 AM (iJfKG)

159 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Pain and suffering. Woe is me.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 10:37 AM (2WIwB)

160 heartburn. Andromache is clearly shown here in the aspect of heartburn or other forms of dyspepsia.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:37 AM (rbvCR)

161 Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2026 10:33 AM (iJfKG)

They did try to drag Goode out of her SUV but she decided she didn't want to have her first lesson .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 10:37 AM (KDPiq)

162 would hang

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 10:38 AM (5rh/l)

163 School boards, county commission elections, city councils are enormously impactful elections. Around here the county sheriff elections are a big deal. That was proven during the Covid Times. We did not shut down, despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth by some. Totally backed and supported by law enforcement and the commissioners.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 10:29 AM (pDt9x)

Absolutely. Local elections have more day to day impact on people than who their governor or senator is. But paradoxically turnout for local elections is almost non existent.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:38 AM (PHOGh)

164 147. *waves picture of Chairman Mao*
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon

Did that come with an official copy of the Obama's White House Christmas balls featuring Chairman Mao and others of his ilk?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 10:38 AM (NFX2v)

165 She's in pain because she's not going to get bread anymore?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 10:39 AM (8zz6B)

166 Well done painting... Far cry from the bird "people" of yesterday.. I guess art is in the eye of the beholder..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:39 AM (VE6XX)

167 Left: separation of church and state!!ty

Also left: Ooh Rev Warnock is such a dreamy Senator

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:39 AM (PHOGh)

168 The Death of Marat is David's most famous painting , but he had many other beautiful paintings and was a great talent
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 10:03 AM (IDEQi)


"never let young women interview you while you are naked in the bath"

This is rule of thumb that I personally advocate

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:39 AM (rbvCR)

169 I remind the Left that Revolution was near religious in 1774 and everyone was piously religious.
Im reading Atkinson's The British Are Coming

The left is cosplaying that they are the 1774 revolutionary army and Trump's ICE are the British.

That breaks down pretty fast under scrutiny but there are parallels.

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (KtOUo)

170 So I asked Grok to paint "The Heartache of Psoriasis":
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Her nipple appears to have fallen off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:13 AM (OvMCw)
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If you had psoriasis, yours would, too!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (Ora++)

171 People who don't vote in presidentials but only vote in local elections are probably the smartest voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

I didn't bother at all in Denver. No point.

Here I vote locally, and for governor. No fed representatives or senators. Trump was my last presidential vote, and I only did that because I was pissed about the sloped roof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

172 I moved to a county that voted Trump 75%. The problem is sorting through the Republican candidates to see who will be the best or the least worst.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (KDPiq)

173 169 I remind the Left that Revolution was near religious in 1774 and everyone was piously religious.
Im reading Atkinson's The British Are Coming

The left is cosplaying that they are the 1774 revolutionary army and Trump's ICE are the British.

That breaks down pretty fast under scrutiny but there are parallels.

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (KtOUo)

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I imagine they see themselves more like French Revolutionaries.

They got a Reign of Terror out of toppling a monarch. Blood in the streets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

174 107 A group of Maine nurses showed up at Sen. Susan Collins’ office this morning to demand she vote against funding for ICE.

“We want them to stop terrorizing the streets of our communities. They have made an enormous impact in the hospitals, people aren’t showing up. People aren’t showing up to work, they’re not showing up when they’re sick. And we need this terrorism of ICE to stop now.”


Fucking drama queens.
1. If illegals aren't showing up, THAT'S good!
2. If anyone else isn't showing up, they're just stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:08 AM (ASmqz)


Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe ICE is funded for this fiscal year. In the Big Beautiful Bill. But facts don't matter.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 10:42 AM (5rh/l)

175 The Left are an even worse French Revolution. They can't hold the jocks of the leaders of the American Revolution.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 10:42 AM (KDPiq)

176 So we're backing out of Minneapolis ? What did Holman have to say ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:42 AM (VE6XX)

177 171 I didn't bother at all in Denver. No point.

Here I vote locally, and for governor. No fed representatives or senators. Trump was my last presidential vote, and I only did that because I was pissed about the sloped roof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

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I can't get mad at people who choose not to vote because the system sucks. Because the system does suck, especially the deeper into single-party areas.

"I'm not playing this stupid game," is as valid a choice many times as "I'm voting for the Washington Generals."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

178 >Despite "bad visuals" Hickory Shampoos should be the legal and simple solution to the increasing violence by the Left against ICE officers.

If it saves just one life...

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2026 10:36 AM (iJfKG)

For the children...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 10:43 AM (NgqoH)

179 176 So we're backing out of Minneapolis ? What did Holman have to say ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:42 AM (VE6XX)

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Everything I've seen is that DHS retains the same numbers as before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

180 "never let young women interview you while you are naked in the bath"

This is rule of thumb that I personally advocate
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 10:39 AM (rbvCR)

Feh!

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at January 29, 2026 10:43 AM (JwNbV)

181 "They are deaf to people like me."

Wear a white justice wig, and mock with a british accent. They hate that and it is funny as shit. Address them as ladies and lords. Throw in some "u r right to ignore the parental riff raff".

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 10:43 AM (cS1cw)

182 158. If it saves just one life...
Posted by: naturalfake

Waterboarding for effectiveness.

But it's a definite no-no.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 10:43 AM (NFX2v)

183 Voting?

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahah.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

184 Everything I've seen is that DHS retains the same numbers as before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

So the hysteria is much ado about nothing ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:44 AM (VE6XX)

185 Hahahhhahahahaha

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

186 175 The Left are an even worse French Revolution. They can't hold the jocks of the leaders of the American Revolution.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 10:42 AM (KDPiq)

They're a Cultural Revolution.

Like a petri dish.

Or a janked up fungusy toenail from a web ad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 10:44 AM (JwNbV)

187 aaaaand it Muslims trannies
https://shorturl.at/st7Fz

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 10:45 AM (ULPxl)

188 Hector Lopez is dead, too. Though he did live to 93.

Posted by: Beisbol de Panama at January 29, 2026 10:45 AM (oftw2)

189 Trump and Co. are juggling now with half a dozen balls in the air. And doing a damned good job of it overall. Compared to any other Admin in my lifetime they are by far the best.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 10:45 AM (pDt9x)

190 >>> 1930 WPA art looks commie.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 10:00 AM (ASmqz)

I'm sure it's been chatted about here, but...

"A group of artists, preservationists, and activists is sounding the alarm against Trump’s potential demolition of a prominent federal office building next to the National Mall, and the treasured artworks inside it — including several New Deal-era murals that speak to the value of Social Security in the United States...the missive demands that the Trump administration cease its plans to sell the Wilbur J. Cohen Federal Building, described in the petition as the “Sistine Chapel of New Deal art.”

No offense to the artists who have Murals in that building... but if that's "America's Sistine chapel," we are effed as a country as far as art goes. It's like calling Hillary Clinton "a goddess."

If it's the Sistine chapel of commies...ok, that might be accurate.

Also, the Times of Israel is trying to paint the demolition of the murals as anti-Jewish because some of the artist happened to be commie Jews. Which is a stretch at best.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 10:45 AM (gWBY1)

191 >The left is cosplaying that they are the 1774 revolutionary army and Trump's ICE are the British.

That breaks down pretty fast under scrutiny but there are parallels.

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (KtOUo)

They are more Jacobin than Minuteman. Likely more retarded than the original Jacobins.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 10:45 AM (NgqoH)

192 112 “We want them to stop terrorizing the streets of our communities. They have made an enormous impact in the hospitals, people aren’t showing up. People aren’t showing up to work, they’re not showing up when they’re sick. And we need this terrorism of ICE to stop now.”


Then tell them that when they visit this country, they need to show a passport to a CBP official at a PoE. Problem solved.

Why is that so hard???

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 10:45 AM (+VCCp)

193 184 Everything I've seen is that DHS retains the same numbers as before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

So the hysteria is much ado about nothing ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:44 AM (VE6XX)

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Yes.

Bovino's move away from Minneapolis back to the border was a PR move all while DHS just keeps scooping up illegals.

It'll take Miller being fired from the administration before the admin backs down on an immigration fight in any material way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

194 Charlotte Corday School of Journalistic Accountability!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 29, 2026 10:47 AM (4b7CV)

195 My GOP governor is a total fag, but our MAGA legislature routinely gives him a good kick, and he goes and cries in the corner while they govern the state. I'll be glad for a chance to vote for a conservative after his term is up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:47 AM (BI5O2)

196 Yeah we all have the flu.

Posted by: Virginia Hudson at January 29, 2026 10:47 AM (+exqz)

197 moved to a county that voted Trump 75%. The problem is sorting through the Republican candidates to see who will be the best or the least worst.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 10:40 AM (KDPiq)

Sounds like my county. Not quite 75% more like 65-70%. Problem is local races are “non-partisan” so a lot of leftists win because nobody turns out except the hard core leftists. And the few conservatives that do vote have no idea who they’re voting for they vote on slogans or yard signs that have the US flag on it. Oh Jenny Smith seems like a good person and look she has red white and blue on her campaign poster. Sure I’ll vote for her.

Republicans (real ones) for some reason I can’t fathom simply refuse to show up for local races or take them seriously. The left understands this and exploits it. So we have an ultra red county run by Democrats.

It’s infuriating.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:48 AM (PHOGh)

198 195 My GOP governor is a total fag, but our MAGA legislature routinely gives him a good kick, and he goes and cries in the corner while they govern the state. I'll be glad for a chance to vote for a conservative after his term is up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:47 AM (BI5O2)

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He played ball with the Trump admin on sending in the National Guard to Memphis, and everyone feels like it was a successful operation that made one of the worst cities in America safer.

Sometimes, being spineless means doing the right thing.

As opposed to Mitch McConnell who has the spine of steel...and wants to use all power against us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

199 The headlines read the WH is scrambling to cover for the response to the Pritti "killing" . Looks like we have another St. Floyd on our hands

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:50 AM (VE6XX)

200 The painting reminds me of a sign I saw at a USC game once:
Do Trojans burst under pressure?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)

201 Republicans (real ones) for some reason I can’t fathom simply refuse to show up for local races or take them seriously. The left understands this and exploits it. So we have an ultra red county run by Democrats.

It’s infuriating.
Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:48 AM (PHOGh)

Sometimes it's like watching a football game and thinking "well if you're trying so hard to get to the quarterback, just put twenty more guys on your line!"

They're not doing that, because that's not the game they're playing. That's not allowed. They're not crazy for not doing the thing that would totally work. You are, for not understanding the rules of the game they're playing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 10:51 AM (JwNbV)

202 199 The headlines read the WH is scrambling to cover for the response to the Pritti "killing" . Looks like we have another St. Floyd on our hands

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:50 AM (VE6XX)

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Some prominent leftist is going to punch a baby in a week, or so.

These narratives die out when the opposition doesn't feed them. They're supposed to galvanize the weak sisters of the GOP into rhetorical and then active resistance to Trump, but that video of Petti kicking the lights out from the SUV is all the fire suppressant the admin needs to get enough to back off and forget it.

"Here's proof he was a violent antifa lunatic. Shut the fuck up."

And then a prominent leftist will storm a church and shit on a child while talking about how he's the real Jesus or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

203 >>> 169 I remind the Left that Revolution was near religious in 1774 and everyone was piously religious. Im reading Atkinson's The British Are Coming

After the Boston tea party caused England to give Boston the smack down, the revolutionaries in Virginia did a day of fasting and prayer...as an act of rebellion. And then they were punished for it by Lord Dunmore dissolving the legislature.

But yes, they were totally different animals.

I still posit that January 6 was actual patriots cosplaying as tea party revolutionaries, mixed with feds and lefties stirring up trouble. No weapons, and they stayed in the velvet ropes in statuary hall. The current ICE protests are leftists cosplaying as MLK/french revolution revolutionaries. Except they are more like the black panthers, since they want violence not peace.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 10:52 AM (gWBY1)

204 The headlines read the WH is scrambling to cover for the response to the Pritti "killing" .

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I assume the feds have the corpse. Cut off the head, put a MAGA hat on it, and mail it to Frey.

There's the response for crybullies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:52 AM (BI5O2)

205 And then a prominent leftist will storm a church and shit on a child while talking about how he's the real Jesus or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

"That's not what eschatology means, dammit!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 10:53 AM (JwNbV)

206 112 “We want them to stop terrorizing the streets of our communities. They have made an enormous impact in the hospitals, people aren’t showing up. People aren’t showing up to work, they’re not showing up when they’re sick. And we need this terrorism of ICE to stop now.”

Do they ever give statistics with these claims? If so, how can they be verified? Ask the hospitals? Ask the tens of thousands of employers? Ask Somali community leaders? Trust Media investigations (if any)? Please don't make me die laughing.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 10:53 AM (5rh/l)

207 > A group of Maine nurses showed up at Sen. Susan Collins’ office this morning to demand she vote against funding for ICE.
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Nurses. Bitching about ICE. Way out of their professional lane.

They should focus on healthcare and not being stupid and/or evil.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 10:54 AM (jtM2q)

208 206 112 “We want them to stop terrorizing the streets of our communities. They have made an enormous impact in the hospitals, people aren’t showing up.

Sounds like a good thing.. Ever been to an ER ? In my neck o' the woods it's filled with "neighbors" who speak no English

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:55 AM (VE6XX)

209 Potential first head on pike?

Dare to dream. Guys already dead.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 10:56 AM (cS1cw)

210 Dem talking point: ICE is shaking down Americans and demand they show identification, which Americans are not required to carry.

Fact: legal immigrants, tourists, visitors on business and green card holders ARE required to carry their passport or documents showing they are in the country legally who they must present to authorities if asked.

More BS from the Dems.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 10:56 AM (GUOwU)

211 Sounds like a good thing.. Ever been to an ER ? In my neck o' the woods it's filled with "neighbors" who speak no English
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:55 AM (VE6XX)

"Do we have anyone who works here who speaks Pashto? What the hell even *is* Pashto?"

- Things I have literally heard people who work in hospitals say

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 10:56 AM (JwNbV)

212 >>> Trump and Co. are juggling now with half a dozen balls in the air.

And melania's movie comes out this weekend. Lefties are going to slam it and its box office as proof MAGA is weakening no matter how it does. Never mind that documentaries famously don't make a ton of money.

She was on The Five to promote the movie, it was a good interview! She's notoriously private, but it's nice to hear her speak when she chooses to.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 10:56 AM (gWBY1)

213 People aren’t showing up to work at hospital? So you’re telling me hospital workers are illegal aliens. Great.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:56 AM (PHOGh)

214 Do the cops even have to give back criminals' corpses? Can they just feed them to stray dogs or something?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:57 AM (BI5O2)

215 199 The headlines read the WH is scrambling to cover for the response to the Pritti "killing" . Looks like we have another St. Floyd on our hands

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:50 AM (VE6XX)

I don't think so. He wasn't black (so far!), crippled (so far!), gay or tranny (so far!), Muslim (so far!), or a member of another group near the top of the victim pyramid.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 10:57 AM (5rh/l)

216 214 Do the cops even have to give back criminals' corpses? Can they just feed them to stray dogs or something?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 10:57 AM (BI5O2)

The Left should start worrying when the family gets a bill for the bullet.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 10:58 AM (pDt9x)

217 112. I think the reveal is that there are large numbers of illegals working in the hospital as aids and cleaning.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Money. Jobs.

They and their children are not lining the lobbies of free clinics in hospitals, or keeping the mobile medical service vans on the streets busy.

Many are not able to come easily from NJ, North Philly, (list your communities), box stores' parking lots, city bus sheds, etc. and into other counties to do roofing, etc. unless it's the weekend and/or code enforcement ignores the jobs that are most often permitted under general contractors (who believe they'll have no liability if someone gets seriously injured or killed on a work job).

Same with restaurants, dinners, etc. - the cleaning, cooking, maintenance staffs, and some servers and bartenders need to be kept away from public view.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 10:58 AM (NFX2v)

218 Nurses and teachers are the two most loathsome group of “professionals”.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:58 AM (PHOGh)

219 In news that's surprising to no one, Sen. Dick "Dick" Durbin is still a dick.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 10:58 AM (gtcuf)

220 215 I don't think so. He wasn't black (so far!), crippled (so far!), gay or tranny (so far!), Muslim (so far!), or a member of another group near the top of the victim pyramid.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 10:57 AM (5rh/l)

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They've forgotten about Good almost completely already.

The media ecosystem simply can't support waving the bloody flag for a white leftist for an extended amount of time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

221 I don't think so. He wasn't black (so far!), crippled (so far!), gay or tranny (so far!), Muslim (so far!), or a member of another group near the top of the victim pyramid.
Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 10:57 AM (5rh/l)

They're trying but that new video of him spitting at ICE agents and kicking out their tail light kind of trashes their "He was a peaceful protestor."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:59 AM (VE6XX)

222 "I'd like to live just long enough to see them put your head on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I'd look up into your dead eyes and wave - like this!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 10:59 AM (OvMCw)

223 213 People aren’t showing up to work at hospital? So you’re telling me hospital workers are illegal aliens. Great.
Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:56 AM (PHOGh)

If you told them there was a rabid ferret loose in northern Manitoba, they'd be calling in to say they're not working for fear of their very lives. In Florida.

ICE Agent = Danger = I'm Working From Home Today = I'm Not Working Today. Ain't much more to it than that I imagine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:00 AM (JwNbV)

224 Sounds like a good thing.. Ever been to an ER ? In my neck o' the woods it's filled with "neighbors" who speak no English
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:55 AM (VE6XX)

I haven't been in an ER in decades (knock on wood). Several are with a few miles. I'm tempted to go in to see for myself what's up. Please talk me out of this hazardous inspection plan!

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 11:00 AM (5rh/l)

225 They're trying but that new video of him spitting at ICE agents and kicking out their tail light kind of trashes their "He was a peaceful protestor."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:59 AM (VE6XX)


Mostly peaceful.
- CNN

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 11:00 AM (PHOGh)

226 Pritti looks jewish, the left is conflicted. I'm sure they wish they didn't play up the Israel hate so much.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 11:00 AM (cS1cw)

227 They're trying but that new video of him spitting at ICE agents and kicking out their tail light kind of trashes their "He was a peaceful protestor."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:59 AM (VE6XX)

Can't wait to see the CNN director's cut. It'll just be Jason Momoa lifting the vehicle off a Mexican family.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (BI5O2)

228 So if I fake not speaking English I get free health care?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (Hpgos)

229 "Sounds like a good thing.. Ever been to an ER ? In my neck o' the woods it's filled with "neighbors" who speak no English
Posted by: It's me donna"

I have given up on the ER as the last visit I could not even get care for my son and walked out after two hours. The local Urgent Care clinics have almost no lines or waiting. But they demand method of payment up front and will not let illegals abuse them.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (GUOwU)

230 >>> 207 > A group of Maine nurses showed up at Sen. Susan Collins’ office this morning to demand she vote against funding for ICE.
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Nurses. Bitching about ICE. Way out of their professional lane.

They should focus on healthcare and not being stupid and/or evil.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 10:54 AM (jtM2q)

It occurs to me that all of these cvnts should have every single death that occurred under their watches investigated.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (ULPxl)

231 227 They're trying but that new video of him spitting at ICE agents and kicking out their tail light kind of trashes their "He was a peaceful protestor."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:59 AM (VE6XX)

Can't wait to see the CNN director's cut. It'll just be Jason Momoa lifting the vehicle off a Mexican family.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (BI5O2)

===

MSNOW led with the footage last night.

It seems like a sign to the left, "Drop this guy. It's all bad."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (GBKbO)

232 What's going on?

Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (aQ25I)

233 228 So if I fake not speaking English I get free health care?
Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (Hpgos)

"I went in speaking only Yiddish, and they charged me double!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:02 AM (JwNbV)

234 220 215 I don't think so. He wasn't black (so far!), crippled (so far!), gay or tranny (so far!), Muslim (so far!), or a member of another group near the top of the victim pyramid.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 10:57 AM (5rh/l)

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They've forgotten about Good almost completely already.

The media ecosystem simply can't support waving the bloody flag for a white leftist for an extended amount of time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 10:59 AM (GBKbO)


They are fighting too many battles for the news cycle to illustrate. Illegals, murdered protestors, Venezuela, shut-down theater, yelling there is no fraud anywhere, and more.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 11:03 AM (5rh/l)

235 228 So if I fake not speaking English I get free health care?
Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (Hpgos)

I’ve always wanted to do that. Show up to the ER speak in a made up language and see what happens. They have to, by law , treat me right?

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 11:03 AM (PHOGh)

236 233 228 So if I fake not speaking English I get free health care?
Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 11:01 AM (Hpgos)

"I went in speaking only Yiddish, and they charged me double!"
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 11:03 AM (Hpgos)

237 They have to, by law , treat me right?

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 11:03 AM (PHOGh)

First thing they'd order you is an MRI...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:04 AM (JwNbV)

238 NOOD

MisHumRant

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:04 AM (ULPxl)

239 First thing they'd order you is an MRI...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 11:04 AM (JwNbV)

lol

But I’m in because I cut my finger and need stitches. No you’re right bro is also needed. Justin case I also have internal bleeding in my finger. I guess.

Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 11:05 AM (PHOGh)

240 Andromache shouldn't have hectored him so much. He might still be alive.

Posted by: Nagged to death, poor bastard at January 29, 2026 11:06 AM (TbWk/)

241 189 Trump and Co. are juggling now with half a dozen balls in the air. And doing a damned good job of it overall. Compared to any other Admin in my lifetime they are by far the best.
Posted by: tubal
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I agree but I see the various one issue activists continue to wail and cry.

Latest is the egg on face 2A only types that keep trying to go after the administration over messaging that you don't go to a protest armed.

The latest video that shows the unalived person assaulting ICE officers and attacking their vehicles prior to being unalived is the latest embarrassment for the true blue 2A types.

To wit, it is common sense if you want to avoid trouble to not carry concealed to a protest unless that protest is specifically aimed at 2A rights.

Carrying firearms for citizens implies a higher duty of care such as not being drunk and carrying, not being stoned and carrying, not carrying in public in an unsafe manner, etc. and NOT GETTING INTO PUBLIC FIGHTS with law enforcement no matter what you think. Officers have broad discretion to detain you and remove the firearm for safety reasons if they have reasonable suspicion that you are doing something illegal.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 11:06 AM (E4rtv)

242 Oh and this ties into the art thread:

In the "Melania" trailer at the end, we see a gorgeous Renoir. I looked it up, it's "La Loge." And the real1874 Renoir is on display in London's Courtauld Institute of Art.

Apparently the Trumps like Renoir, they own at least one other replica. But the media is dragging them over it, calling it a fake. They never claimed it was real!! So what if they own a copy of it? You get the beauty of it without the cost. Millions of college dorms have replica posters of paintings. Are they "fakes"? More fake news.

From an article:
"[Trump's] wife has been dragged for spotlighting a classic Renoir painting that experts have bashed as a cheap imitation."

And another:

"A friend of the President said last night: 'Trump can appreciate great art, but he finds the New York art crowd elitist and phoney.' Experts say the genuine La Loge would probably break the £46million record for a Renoir, were it ever sold. 'Museum–quality' copies can be bought for around £4,000."

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 11:07 AM (gWBY1)

243 The headlines read the WH is scrambling to cover for the response to the Pritti "killing" . Looks like we have another St. Floyd on our hands
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 10:50 AM (VE6XX)

Time for some flashy pro-ICE demonstrations. Some singing and dancing. Carry pics of Good and Pretti: "We're glad these wretched scum are dead. Shot 'em in the fucking head. Yee-Haw!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 11:09 AM (8zz6B)

244 242 In the "Melania" trailer at the end, we see a gorgeous Renoir. I looked it up, it's "La Loge." And the real1874 Renoir is on display in London's Courtauld Institute of Art.

french for "the loogie"?

Posted by: anachronda at January 29, 2026 11:35 AM (sGtp+)

245 Nurses and teachers are the two most loathsome group of “professionals”.
Posted by: Really?? at January 29, 2026 10:58 AM (PHOGh)

Shhhh! No talking!

Posted by: Librarians at January 29, 2026 12:10 PM (l7mIc)

The Morning Report — 1/29/26

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Good morning kids. The focus yet again is on Minneapolis and two totally shocking stories. Not really. First, as a number of you noted in yesterday's comments the Emshpritzening of America's sweetheart, the de-clitorized criminal immigration fraudster and incest practitioner Bro-Fo Omar was likely a hack amateur-hour fake out.

But this incident reeks of inauthenticity. She appears to make eye contact with her attacker just before he gets up, as if she is signaling to him that the time for the attack had come. She walks toward him after he sprays the liquid on her, instead of running away, as any person undergoing an unexpected attack would be likely to do. And she calmly continues her speech, without any apparent concern for the possibility that the substance could be lethal and that she should go wash it off. . .Both leftists and Muslims in the U.S. have demonstrated a strong affinity for claiming victimhood . . . Omar’s spraying incident, as transparently fake as it is, is one of the clumsiest examples of this technique, but it’s understandable, after having been coddled for years, that Omar would assume that she could get away with anything, no matter how flimsy.

Next is this now deceased Alex Pretti stooge who, surprise surprise was predisposed to being a Democrat/Leftist stormtrooper.

Disturbing new footage shows Alex Pretti armed, spitting at federal immigration officers and smashing the taillights of their black SUV during a chaotic clash more than a week before he was fatally shot by Border Patrol agents in Minneapolis. The video, which the BBC said it has verified, captured the ICU nurse yelling at agents while they were driving away during a heated Jan. 13 protest before booting the back of the car, prompting them to jump out and tackle him to the ground, according to footage from The News Movement.   The man — who was wearing similar clothing in the video to what Pretti had on when he was fatally shot last Saturday — was taken to the ground by at least five agents, who deployed tear gas into the whistle-blowing crowd during the wild confrontation.

With that, I ask the question are Alex Prettis and Renee Goods born or are they made?


“Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than evil.” — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Bonhoeffer’s insight remains one of the most unsettling diagnoses of moral collapse ever written—not because it flatters our intelligence, but because it strips away comforting illusions. . .

. . . One of the defining features of ideological stupidity is its joyfulness. Evil often appears dour and grim in our imagination, but in reality it frequently presents itself as exuberant, righteous, even celebratory. Once responsibility is dissolved into a collective—“the movement,” “the cause,” “history”—guilt evaporates. The individual no longer bears moral weight. He obeys. And obedience feels liberating.

That is why crowds can chant with glee while calling for harm. That is why activists can smile while threatening federal officers. That is why vandalism is rebranded as “resistance” and intimidation as “speech.” The participants do not experience themselves as committing wrongdoing. They experience themselves as morally elevated.

Another aspect is that beyond Pretti's emotional state and rationale he knew that he also had the political and judicial cover that would shield him from any potential repercussions such as prison, and this attitude likely fed into his fatal delusion/illusion that he was in no mortal danger whatsoever and so could attack with impunity.

And when you consider the following, it's no wonder that he and Renee Good are now moldering in their graves.

A coalition of left-wing district attorneys largely funded by billionaire George Soros launched an initiative to prosecute federal immigration agents in their jurisdictions, setting the stage for a potential showdown with the Trump administration. Many of those same prosecutors oppose mandatory minimum prison sentences for violent crimes and have released murderers back on the streets.

The Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO), led by Philadelphia district attorney Larry Krasner and Minneapolis district attorney Mary Moriarty and launched on Wednesday, calls itself "an effort to hold federal officials accountable when they exceed their lawful authority." The nine-member coalition plans to convene next month "to share strategies for pushing back against the lawless actions of federal forces in states and cities around the country." Under the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution, federal agents are generally immune from state prosecution for acts carried out within the scope of their official duties.

Let this sink in for a moment: Soros DA's vow to hunt Ice Like Nazi War criminals – considering George Soros himself is an admitted and proud actual Nazi war criminal. He and his father worked for the Nazis during their occupation of Hungary by helping them identify and round up the Jews of Budapest and elsewhere, who were then loaded onto cattle trains and shipped directly to the gas chambers and crematoria of Birkenau. they were paid handsomely by the Nazis and allowed to expropriate the dispatched Jews' property/money which was the seed capital for Soros' financial empire that has fueled much of the anti-American and anti-Western subversion over the past 50 years or more.

The chutzpocrisy here is off the charts almost to the point of hilarity. While the torch has been passed to son Alex Soros, that George Soros has not been stripped of his citizenship and deported back to Hungary for being an admitted bona fide Nazi war criminal in violation of his immigration status is an infamy. I know that I and others almost from the moment Trump was sworn in for his first term were shrieking our lungs out for him to act on this and yet to this day, Soros remains untouched and his evil empire is feverishly working to destroy us from within.

The damage to our safety and liberty as individuals and as a society via the installation of pro-crime DAs and Secretaries of State to help grease the wheels of election fraud is incalculable. What we are witnessing in Minneapolis and elsewhere is in no small part fueled by Soros blood money.

Psaki-psircling back to that excellent piece highlighting the words of Dietrich Bonhoeffer, I now ask, did Alex Pretti and Renee Good get what they "deserved?" That's debatable, but one thing is for sure, America, the safety, security civil rights of the citizenry, life liberty and the pursuit of happiness and the rule of law got what it desperately needed when those two met their fate. Sad on many levels that it had to come to that, But that said, it's only a start. Those who set them and all the others like them up to be cannon fodder in service to the seizure of absolute power and the dissolution of our nation and society must be destroyed, peacefully and via the processes and rule of law that they themselves have set a match to if at all possible. But the anti-American Leftist political movement and the Democrat Party itself must be eradicated if America is to last past its 250th year if it even reaches that milestone six months from now.

Lurker extraordinaire Victor Davis Hanson is not the first to invoke what happened 165 years ago . . . It's an insurrection if they can keep it:

.Lincoln and the preservationists felt that they easily had the moral high ground of abolition versus the continuance of slavery. Nor did they want a North America of fragmenting, warring nations in the manner of Europe.
Something similar is emerging over Minnesota, the South Carolina of our age. . . Once sanctuary states, cities, and counties had established the precedent that, with impunity, they could nullify federal immigration law, then what followed was a logical and mounting descent into the current open defiance of the federal government. How odd that self-described progressives are now acting out the visions of prior kindred nullificationists and neo-Confederates from John C. Calhoun to George Wallace.
The reaction of the rest of the nation, especially its conservative half, to Minnesota resembles the 1861 disconnect in the North over the insurrectionary states.

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1 Thirsty Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:10 AM (gbOdA)

2 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 07:11 AM (jtM2q)

3 Morning, all!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 07:12 AM (RjOoY)

4 BOING!

Willowed:

Well, well, well! What do we have here?

A Bush judge who loves illegal aliens and judges accordingly:

https://t.co/gxQgHE4GlX

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:12 AM (Ora++)

5 Meanwhile, my dad is still in the hospital and his progress is basically "baby steps" to borrow my mom's description.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 07:13 AM (RjOoY)

6 Good morning, my pretties.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 29, 2026 07:14 AM (kpS4V)

7 Ahh, the beloved Morning Report, on this beloved Thursday morning, provided by our beloved JJ.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

8 Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO)
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There's gotta be a better acronym:

https://tinyurl.com/zwzehxhd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:14 AM (Ora++)

9 Now what did I do with that beloved chicken?

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

10 Slovak PM is not letting Politico get away with their lies:

https://tinyurl.com/yyrju5aj

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:16 AM (Ora++)

11 "forcing Trump to choose between enforcement and letting blue states slide toward open rebellion."

Choose, shmoose. Just do it.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:16 AM (vFG9F)

12 8 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:14 AM (Ora++)



It didn't last long for obvious reasons, but the US armed forces in England during WW2 were first named USAFUK

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:16 AM (x0n13)

13 Now what did I do with that beloved chicken?

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:15 AM (vFG9F)
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It was left down under at Pixy's - on the other side.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:17 AM (Ora++)

14 The Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO)

But of course, once again, the Left steals and corrupts something that was never theirs: FAFO.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:17 AM (a4flb)

15

SHIT-WHORE


States Have It Totally Wrong How Our Republic Exists

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:19 AM (x0n13)

16 Qatar Is Pushing for ‘Social Justice’ Lessons and Arabic Classes in US K-12 Schools

I have no issue with the language classes but not if they have strings attached.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 07:19 AM (RjOoY)

17 But of course, once again, the Left steals and corrupts something that was never theirs: FAFO.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:17 AM (a4flb)
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On the contrary. They seem to always be owning it!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:19 AM (Ora++)

18 "At Last: Lindsey Graham to Introduce Bill to Abolish Sanctuary Cities"

WHERE THE FK HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST TEN YEARS,LINDSEY?

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

19 18 "At Last: Lindsey Graham to Introduce Bill to Abolish Sanctuary Cities"

WHERE THE FK HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST TEN YEARS,LINDSEY?
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)


I guess he just can't shake the Grahamnesty moniker?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)

20 I don't understand how Soros and his minions (and those like him also funding the chaos) haven't yet done enough for assets to be frozen.

Posted by: Jayrod at January 29, 2026 07:21 AM (0j5WT)

21 Where has Lindsey Graham been? He's been clipping uniparty coupons, especially of the military industrial complex variety.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 07:21 AM (s01Ld)

22 "Bruce Springsteen Releases Anti-ICE Protest Song ‘Streets Of Minneapolis’

Get yer butt up there and start kicking some ICE ass, Bruce. I want to see you on the evening news.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

23 Law Giver I. Omar 's lack of surprise is the dog that didn't bark. Also noted is the staff's lack of response. The vid focuses first on the perp; note his anticipatory body language and water intake. Smells.

Posted by: kingsman at January 29, 2026 07:24 AM (ehY6c)

24 And now that we have a government shutdown looming, it's even more obvious that the left will burn down this country if it means one illegal alien feels safe here.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 07:25 AM (RjOoY)

25 "U.S. to ‘Buy Back’ Guns from Hamas"

Maybe get some good deals on some matchlocks.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:26 AM (vFG9F)

26 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2026 07:27 AM (Cjt/F)

27 It might be time for Trump and his administration to focus on the domestic issues caused by the judicial coup underway and leave the international issues for another day.

Either the DoJ and the various security or investigative agencies are capable of dealing with the judiciary or they aren't. But I'd like to see some focus on that problem. If for no other reason than it will clear the air about certain cabinet and administration members that have questionable reputations at best.

Had Trump focused on the judicial coup and left Maduro and Iran for another day we might not have had Minneapolis... well, except for the fraud.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 07:27 AM (jtM2q)

28 Larry Krasner is some kind of asshat, isn't he? Not many DA's would publicly beg rioters to some to his city and start cranking up the burning and glass breaking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 07:28 AM (s01Ld)

29 The entire panel of the 5th U.S. Court of Appeals heard oral arguments on mandatory Ten Commandment display laws from Louisiana and Texas.

Then in a few years, the madrassahs, aka "public schools" will be mandating the Koran be exclusively taught.

I really don't know why we keep giving the Left tools to oppress us. Most things never should be in the hands of government. Education and Medical Care are two of them. Giving them to the Left has brought on so much pain, misery and crushing debt.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:28 AM (a4flb)

30 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 29, 2026 07:29 AM (2Ez/1)

31 The "Recalibration" by Trump in MN is now seen as a sign of weakness. Insurgency has now picked up and spread to Philly with their DA vowing (on TV) to hunt down ICE agents if they come to Philly and enforce the law that Philly LE refuses to enforce.

Politicians are openly fomenting violence and coordinating with the communist insurgency.

Again, my opinion here, Trump let this go on for two long. And his latest moves have been seen as weakness with Mayor Jacob Frey basically telling Trump to GFH. we have a limited amount of remaining time in Winter before temps rise and this spreads all over. The commies are willing to sacrifice an unlimited amnt of bodies for the revolution. This is what we are up against.

Trump can go soft and want to make deals....he can't this time. Commies only know the first.

I'll wait and see Homan in charge and how that goes before rendering judgement. Regardless, the coms and narrative driving from this Admin needs to improve. That's half the battle. And theyhave been uneven at best.

Either way, I'm purchasing a shotgun.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (3Rf33)

32 "What Are ‘Trump Accounts,’ and How Will They Help?"

It's a good idea and I am fine with it but I am sure it will be abused in every way possible.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

33 bleepglog bidflut blurg

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (D+y54)

34 New Vid May Show Alex Pretti Assaulting ICE, While Armed, A Week Before His Death.

As typical with these cases if he would have been arrested, detained and possibly jailed, end would not have ended in death.

See these cases all the time where a stupid (Bonhoeffer style) judge lets the criminal walk and a few day later they are dead in a car chase or they kill and innocent.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

35 25 "U.S. to ‘Buy Back’ Guns from Hamas"

Maybe get some good deals on some matchlocks.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:26 AM (vFG9F)



Midnight Basketball in Gaza!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

36 >>did Alex Pretti and Renee Good get what they "deserved?"

Darwin Awards? Sure.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 29, 2026 07:31 AM (Y1sOo)

37 Look around X and you'll see news claims that the Trump admin has met with Albertan separatists.

Hmm. Heh.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:31 AM (Ora++)

38 It might be time for Trump and his administration to focus on the domestic issues caused by the judicial coup underway and leave the international issues for another day.

This is a hot topic round here and similar discussion sites since the Persecution of Trump first began years ago.

Yet, even though Nayib Bukele showed us the way, here we are. Maybe if we had a Nuevas Ideas political party we could do that too.

Unfortunately we are stuck with 535 grifters, criminals and America haters.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:33 AM (a4flb)

39 On the facts, Trump is winning on every issue, but Democrats still control the narrative. Trump and Republicans need to speak out and fight back hard.

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Uh, just how long do we have to go on saying the same thing over and over and over? I can't think of a time when this was not the case. Dems still control the media (and because of that, the narrative) to an extent far beyond what we'd like to believe. Trump is only one man. The Republican Party doesn't fight back. I don't ever expect them to, unfortunately. Furthermore, they don't want to. Examples day after day, month after month, year after year.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 07:33 AM (qBdHI)

40 Johnson said. “We’ve been in regular communication both at the executive level and the staff level with cities like Minneapolis and Portland, Oakland, Boston, and Denver and Baltimore to learn from each other’s experiences and develop strategies to protect our constituents.”

What is the point of being a Citizen if Illegals have a better level of government protection?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:34 AM (gbOdA)

41
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2026 07:35 AM (tljrc)

42 Midnight Basketball in Gaza!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

Send your camel to bed

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:35 AM (gbOdA)

43 42 Midnight Basketball in Gaza!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

Send your camel to bed
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:35 AM (gbOdA)



I know your daddy's a sultan, a Tucker Carlson known to all . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)

44 It might be time for Trump and his administration to focus on the domestic issues caused by the judicial coup underway and leave the international issues for another day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 07:27 AM (jtM2q)
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Except for Iran, it seems that the focus right now is indeed dometic.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (Ora++)

45 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

46 Deals with terrorists never get better. They only get worse.
U.S. to ‘Buy Back’ Guns from Hamas


I've been reliably told that Chicago would be a model of peace and order if the neighboring state of Indiana would ban the sale and ownership of guns.

Before we give Hamas money to upgrade their armaments, could anyone look into how they got their current inventory?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (a4flb)

47 Believe their lies, join their army.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (MX0GZ)

48
Johnson said. “We’ve been in regular communication both at the executive level and the staff level with cities like Minneapolis and Portland, Oakland, Boston, and Denver and Baltimore to learn from each other’s experiences and develop strategies to protect our constituents.”

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"our constituents"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (pb/qj)

49 25 "U.S. to ‘Buy Back’ Guns from Hamas"

Maybe get some good deals on some matchlocks.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:26 AM (vFG9F)

I would off up 55 or 115 grains of lead as an exchange rate.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:37 AM (gbOdA)

50 46 Before we give Hamas money to upgrade their armaments, could anyone look into how they got their current inventory?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (a4flb)


Somalian welfare from Minnesota...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:37 AM (x0n13)

51 "....and Baltimore to learn from each other’s experiences and develop strategies to protect our constituents.”"

Is that the same Baltimore that is a city in Maryland?

Is that the Maryland that has Wes Moore (D) as Governor, and Presidential hopeful for the 2028 race?

Oh goody!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 07:38 AM (iMotb)

52 What is the point of being a Citizen if Illegals have a better level of government protection?
——

That is the point. Been that way for quite some time.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 07:41 AM (IgyJl)

53 The Republican Party doesn't fight back. I don't ever expect them to, unfortunately. Furthermore, they don't want to. Examples day after day, month after month, year after year.

I would like to grab one of these GOP assholes, slam them against the wall and have them explain to me how their Article 1 Sections 2/3 roles are supposed to be recognized as they allow the US Constitution to be trashed?

There is nothing sacred and holy about those sections when everything else has been destroyed.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:41 AM (a4flb)

54 the ARP apportionment map shows California losing four congressional seats. Illinois, Minnesota, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin would each lose one seat, for a total of 11 seats lost among blue states.

The 2020 map was off by 6 to 8 seats? I think the swing should be 17 to 19 seat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:43 AM (gbOdA)

55 46 Before we give Hamas money to upgrade their armaments, could anyone look into how they got their current inventory?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:36 AM (a4flb)
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Somalian welfare from Minnesota...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 07:37 AM (x0n13)
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No need. Let Somalia be Somalia.

International aid. Truckloads and money piles of it for 2 years.

Grok:

https://tinyurl.com/5dru3wpp

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:45 AM (Ora++)

56 Act now, save lives.

Putting off the inevitable only makes it more painful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

57 Scanning the overnite insty thread has turned up a photo of the perp and Omar smiling together. His X is apparently big supporter of I.O.Shut the front door.

Posted by: kingsman at January 29, 2026 07:45 AM (ehY6c)

58 Greg Gutfield goes off on leftist Jessica Tarlov and said nothing for years about Illegals killing American citizens:

https://iotwreport.com/bing-effin-o/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 07:45 AM (D+BhG)

59 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 29, 2026 07:46 AM (bQ4nt)

60 Ilhan’s Spraying Incident

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Can we Spay her and her ilk instead?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:46 AM (5NBTt)

61 58- "who" said nothing....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 07:46 AM (D+BhG)

62 "At Last: Lindsey Graham to Introduce Bill to Abolish Sanctuary Cities"

WHERE THE FK HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST TEN YEARS,LINDSEY?

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Lindsey is just flapping his predictable reelection wings. He's up for reelection next year and has a challenger by the name of Mark Lynch.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

63 I think evil is far worse than stupidity. The one might inform and influence the other, but I see stupidity as a fig leaf the Left hides behind. I think stupidity as an excuse the Left cannot be allowed to use. All IMHO.

Posted by: acethepug at January 29, 2026 07:48 AM (JrV+L)

64 The 2020 map was off by 6 to 8 seats? I think the swing should be 17 to 19 seat.

If it wasn't for the Great Blue State Exodus, Texas surely would have lost several seats too since the Lone Star State has very sizable populations of H1s, illegal aliens, and other non-citizens from around the globe.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:48 AM (a4flb)

65 My bad. The photo is A.I. Poop

Posted by: kingsman at January 29, 2026 07:48 AM (ehY6c)

66 U.S. to ‘Buy Back’ Guns from Hamas
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How does this make any sense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

67 I saw Alex and The Stooges brawl with Iggy and The Stooges back stage over name rights and some weed at the Michigan State Fair in 1969.

Iggy and The Stooges kicked ass and the rest is history.

Posted by: Search And Destroy at January 29, 2026 07:50 AM (R/m4+)

68 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 07:51 AM (ASmqz)

69 I think evil is far worse than stupidity. The one might inform and influence the other, but I see stupidity as a fig leaf the Left hides behind. I think stupidity as an excuse the Left cannot be allowed to use.

This is all easy explained from the Scriptural standpoint. Unfortunately, the vocabulary of a spirit world has largely been corrupted and forgotten.

Other than the Wisdom and Psalms books telling us directly, there is also the Apostle Paul's flow chart in the second half of the first chapter in the Romans Epistles which, roughly stated, indicate that as they become incrementally estranged from God, they become more foolish and insane.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:51 AM (a4flb)

70 And another argument I've been seeing the left use about the illegals: "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"

Apparently, that is justification enough for us to get rid of our border and welcome everyone. Never mind that if the statement is true, why should we import vermin?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 07:51 AM (RjOoY)

71
Rise and shine!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:52 AM (tgvbd)

72 the ARP apportionment map shows California losing four congressional seats. Illinois, Minnesota, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin would each lose one seat, for a total of 11 seats lost among blue states.

The 2020 map was off by 6 to 8 seats? I think the swing should be 17 to 19 seat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:43 AM (gbOdA)

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And this in the face of the RINO Cucks in Indiana, Kansas, and Ohio who gave us the middle finger and -- per usual -- sided with the Democrat-Communists to deny "their Party" redistricted seats.

My Battered "Conservative" Syndrome knows no bounds ... but overall good news, nonetheless. Plus, the 2030 Census -- should millions of illegals be deported or self-deport -- will f*ck over the Democrat-Communists for a generation or two, especially if we can get the SAVE Act passed (not holding my breath unless they finally eliminate the filibuster) and enforced.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:52 AM (5NBTt)

73 U.S. to ‘Buy Back’ Guns from Hamas
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How does this make any sense.


The key to understanding is the word "Back".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:52 AM (a4flb)

74 "It increasingly appears that there are aspects of the universe we simply do not yet understand, which in turn make our theories of its birth and formation either incomplete or invalid. Those theories might be right in principle, but the data suggests they are wrong in detail."


The hubris in that statement is epic. "There are aspects of the universe that we simply do not yet understand....." That is a mindbogglingly stupid statement.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2026 07:53 AM (0N4FZ)

75 Stupid or evil? They're both, next question.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 29, 2026 07:53 AM (QpHLI)

76 One person was taken into custody, according to a law enforcement source. (Swarthy, or all the way Sharptonian? - jjs)
Car Repeatedly Slams into Chabad World Headquarters in Brooklyn
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Attacker's name, Sohail, is a Muslim name, BTW.

Miraculously, no one hurt.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:53 AM (Ora++)

77 The 'attack' on Omar doesn't quite pass the sniff test, does it.

Posted by: Jussie at January 29, 2026 07:55 AM (Q+gd/)

78 Let's talk about the Private Charter Jet crash in Bangor over the last wkend ...a group of 8 Anti Ice lawyers going somewhere .... didn't make it

Posted by: Qmark at January 29, 2026 07:55 AM (eDZRc)

79 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

80
The 'attack' on Omar doesn't quite pass the sniff test, does it.
Posted by: Jussie at January 29, 2026 07:55 AM (Q+gd/)


All MAGA attacked Omar. This is the New Narrative.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:56 AM (tgvbd)

81 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 29, 2026 07:56 AM (53oGX)

82 When in February is NASA intending to Recreate ‘68? (Kinda, no orbit just a free return whip around the Moon)

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 07:56 AM (IgyJl)

83 Qatar Is Pushing for ‘Social Justice’ Lessons and Arabic Classes in US K-12 Schools

Next they will be training the school nurse on FGM.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:56 AM (gbOdA)

84 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 07:51 AM (ASmqz)

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Morning, rickb.

* hugzzzz *

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:57 AM (5NBTt)

85 LMAO. Did Good and Pretti get what they deserved? The entirety of the left wants me, my children and my tribe(fellow conservatives) dead. The atrocities I'd commit to protect that........no, just no I don't feel anything for these two assholes that got ventilated. We are in a war. The lefts rule, "by any means necessary" I'm one hundred percent on board with.

Posted by: JROD at January 29, 2026 07:57 AM (IlL6s)

86 "Let's talk about the Private Charter Jet crash in Bangor over the last wkend ...a group of 8 Anti Ice lawyers going somewhere .... didn't make it
Posted by: Qmark"

'A beloved group of 8 beloved Anti Ice lawyers going somewhere'

Fixed it for ya.

Posted by: The Media at January 29, 2026 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

87 And another argument I've been seeing the left use about the illegals: "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"

You know, the Left is known for pathological lying. Start there in your interpretation of their statement. In other words, mock them for turning things upside down.

They also prefer mediocrity. They want the enshitification of all things, that is why they insist on scraping the globe's bottom to bring in the absolute worst cultures and traditions, and then mandate that excellence is banned and replaced with DEI.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:57 AM (a4flb)

88 "Let's talk about the Private Charter Jet crash in Bangor over the last wkend ...a group of 8 Anti Ice lawyers going somewhere .... didn't make it

God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:58 AM (a4flb)

89 Let's talk about the Private Charter Jet crash in Bangor over the last wkend ...a group of 8 Anti Ice lawyers going somewhere .... didn't make it

Posted by: Qmark at January 29, 2026 07:55 AM (eDZRc)
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Strange if the plane was de-ICE'd.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:59 AM (Ora++)

90 Blanco's report on the crash is up on YT !!

Posted by: Qmark at January 29, 2026 07:59 AM (eDZRc)

91 It was Girls Night Out, to Paris. Bangor is the jumping off point for many flights to Europe. The law firm involved concentrates on defending illegal aliens. And aviation lawsuits, though they apparently scrubbed that factoid from their website after the crash. Great bunch of folks, I’m sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 07:59 AM (IgyJl)

92 Let's talk about the Private Charter Jet crash in Bangor over the last wkend ...a group of 8 Anti Ice lawyers going somewhere .... didn't make it

Have you lost a loved one due to faulty maintenance on the Private Charter Jet they were flying on? Well, call me! I want to get you some money! 1-888-MONEY4U

Posted by: Alexander Shunnarah, Billboard King And Ambulamps Chaser at January 29, 2026 08:00 AM (R/m4+)

93 I’ll admit I don’t understand the point being made in the stupidity vs evil statement. I’d prefer the word wisdom rather than stupidity…. I don’t think Hitler or Mao or Stalin were the least bit stupid; they were evil. A lot of the foot soldiers like Pretti and Good aren’t necessarily stupid or evil, but they lack wisdom; i.e. they’re foolish… they lack discernment, not an intellectual apparatus. The Bible says: The fool hath said in his heart there is no God.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 08:01 AM (YobFY)

94 I was convinced the "new" video of Pretti was just AI misinformation, and argued so vehemently, but willingness to accept evidence and truth are what separates us from MAGA, and it’s clear the video is legit. It doesn't change the fact he was murdered.

This video shows Alex defending his city and his neighbors from the boot-heel of the brown shirts. He didnt hurt anyone or commit any crime beyond being opposed to the new regime which is now a crime in America. Alex Pretti and Renee Good are heroes end of story

Actually this meas it was a targeted assassination most likely. Domestic terrorist database, doesn't need to be the same exact guys.

What happened before this video? And what is he yelling at them? Not saying anyone should kick federal vehicles, but when you're a compassionate person, violence is not the name of what comes out of you in moments like this.

trying to justify his anger is a trap. This is the kind of thing conservatives will want to debate to muddy the waters. It's also irrelevant to his assault and murder.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2026 08:01 AM (ycI94)

95 Did Good and Pretti get what they deserved?

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If I choose to go running into the gaping jaws of a lion, it's not the lion's fault when I get eaten.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI)

96 Greg Gutfield goes off on leftist Jessica Tarlov and said nothing for years about Illegals killing American citizens:

https://iotwreport.com/bing-effin-o/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 07:45 AM (D+BhG)
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Ask any leftist if they can name any victims.

Only some people have names.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

97 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 08:01 AM (YobFY)

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Well said.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

98 Trump Has Failed His Nullification Crisis. Other States Will Follow Minnesota’s Example

Because every other state has, to this point, been scrupulously following immigration law and cooperating with the federal government.

Imagine if the leftist judges jump in on the side of the insurrection.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:02 AM (ExV1e)

99 One person was taken into custody, according to a law enforcement source.

Which is surprising given the current atmosphere in NYC right now.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:02 AM (RjOoY)

100 > Let's talk about the Private Charter Jet crash in Bangor over the last wkend ...a group of 8 Anti Ice lawyers going somewhere .... didn't make it

Posted by: Qmark at January 29, 2026 07:55 AM (eDZRc)
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Strange if the plane was de-ICE'd.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:59 AM (Ora++)
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It's ironic, but in aviation circles, de-icing prior to take-off is exactly the focus of the cause. Whether it was applied properly, too early, too late, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 08:03 AM (jtM2q)

101 One of the people who died in the crash in Bangor was a HI chef and married father of two.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:03 AM (D+BhG)

102 Repeat after me, Horde: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at January 29, 2026 08:03 AM (FIwBs)

103 Today is National Corn Chip Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)

104 When in February is NASA intending to Recreate ‘68? (Kinda, no orbit just a free return whip around the Moon)

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 07:56 AM (IgyJl)

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Artemis II -- with the appropriate "diversified" crew -- launch is scheduled for no earlier than February 6, 2026.

Whatever happened to NASA's Primary Mission under DogEater of Muslim Outreach?

[As an aside:] Apollo and Artemis were Greek Mythology twin deities -- children of Zeus and Leto -- often symbolizing opposing yet complementary forces.

Apollo represents" the sun, light, music, poetry, and civilization, embodying order, reason, and harmony.\

Artemis, his sister: governs the moon, night, the hunt, wilderness, and virginity, symbolizing independence, nature, and the untamed spirit.

Despite their differences -- Apollo associated with gold and stability, Artemis with silver and mutability -- they are inseparable, reflecting the duality of existence.

BOTTOM LINE: BUY GOLD & SILVER! [We already bought some years ago and have a 1000%+ profit sitting at the bottom of the lake with our guns ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 08:04 AM (5NBTt)

105 And another argument I've been seeing the left use about the illegals: "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"
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Jessica Tarlov threw that out there too.

Ten-cent head.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

106 Other States Will Follow Minnesota’s Example"

Yeah... no. The "social democrat" tendencies don't exist everywhere. I'm unsure of the mechanism, but such culture/s seem to be a function of the great white north...

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)

107 >High Noon in the Middle East.
Iran to Trump: Let’s Make a Deal
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no no no no no
The islamic regime in Iran has been a global pain in the ass since 1979. This is likely a one-off opportunity to bring it down. Let's hit them now, while we got the muscle.

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2026 08:06 AM (ZxPkt)

108 Did Good and Pretti get what they deserved?
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If I choose to go running into the gaping jaws of a lion, it's not the lion's fault when I get eaten.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI)
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Precisely the point made by this video:

https://tinyurl.com/yt2kn4mp

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 08:07 AM (Ora++)

109 Tom Homan about ready to give a news conference in Minneapolis.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

110 Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)

I will tell my spouse. He is a fan of crunchy snacks. Seems to have no effect on his slim physique, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:08 AM (lQ+/f)

111 "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"

No s**t, sherlock. In other news, American citizens breath more air than illegals, too!!!

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

112 "Today is National Corn Chip Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"

My people call it maize.

Posted by: Heap Big Lizzy Warren at January 29, 2026 08:08 AM (vFG9F)

113 Jeremy Boreing On Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes

https://youtu.be/KkZQK3mfQwY

I've seen multiple snippets from the 1.5 hour long video, above. Interesting stuff and many an important word and warning are given.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 08:10 AM (Ora++)

114 My people call it maize.
Posted by: Heap Big Lizzy Warren"

We've got chips. Make your famous indian crab dip, 'k?

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR)

115 58, thanks FS, that was eloquent

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2026 08:10 AM (Cjt/F)

116 Jessica Tarlov threw that out there too.

Ten-cent head.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I'll have to watch that when I get home.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:10 AM (RjOoY)

117 My people call it maize.
Posted by: Heap Big Lizzy Warren


So do they call a corn maze a maize maze?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:11 AM (RjOoY)

118 "Today is National Corn Chip Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"


This calls for a song:
https://youtu.be/FbYj7ZyqjYY

Posted by: The Frito Bandito at January 29, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

119 Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2026 08:06 AM (ZxPkt)
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I think we're beyond the point of return.

I've just gotten confirmation that our apartment building shelter is in ready shape. Lucky us!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 08:13 AM (Ora++)

120 This calls for a song:
https://youtu.be/FbYj7ZyqjYY
Posted by: The Frito Bandito at January 29, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)
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I'm already singing it without clicking it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 08:14 AM (Ora++)

121 Bonus points if you used to have my pencil eraser.

Posted by: The Frito Bandito at January 29, 2026 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)

122 I’ll admit I don’t understand the point being made in the stupidity vs evil statement. I’d prefer the word wisdom rather than stupidity…. I don’t think Hitler or Mao or Stalin were the least bit stupid; they were evil. A lot of the foot soldiers like Pretti and Good aren’t necessarily stupid or evil, but they lack wisdom; i.e. they’re foolish… they lack discernment, not an intellectual apparatus. The Bible says: The fool hath said in his heart there is no God.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 08:01 AM (YobFY)
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Of course it's semantic, but one like me argues that Stupidity and Evil are in fact the antithesis of Wisdom.

Next question is: are people deterministic or do they have free will? I have Free Will and choose Wisdom.

TBH: I can't wrap my head around people who choose Foolishness, Stupidity, & Evil.

To be completely flabbergasted: I can't believe the expansion in the proportion of the latter losers in my lifetime. When young, the evil & stupid/foolish idiots seemed to maybe number around 5%. Now it's around 50%.

What the hell caused this 1000% increase in Mass Formation Psychosis? First it was "Mainstream Media" and now it's "Social Media". Ugh ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 08:17 AM (5NBTt)

123 >>>>Psaki-psircling back to that excellent piece highlighting the words of Dietrich Bonhoeffer, I now ask, did Alex Pretti and Renee Good get what they "deserved?"


They got what they were set-up to get by Walz and Frey.

This thought came to me last night. Assume for argument sake: Walz and Frey and others are in-public correctly describing ICE. A rogue para-military army of un-trained thugs. Having no legal authority to do the following to non-illegal aliens: Detain, arrest, stop their vehicles, pepper spray, and harm. (Leftists like Pretti believe it). The Gestapo. Literal Nazis on the streets by order of Trump.

Now then, for many consecutive days, Walz and Frey watched ICE take those illegal and violent actions against peaceful civilian protestors. Minneapolis citizens. Yet Walz and Frey did not passively watch. No, they exhorted their citizens to actively resist the lawless Gestapo on the streets!

Why didn't they think of the safety of their people? Why not order their citizens to stay away from the Gestapo Thugs? Why didn't they use state and city police to protect peaceful protestors from Gestapo troops who want to arrest, beat, and shoot them?

A despicable political op

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 08:17 AM (5rh/l)

124 Where can one get a video of Tom Homan speaking?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:17 AM (lQ+/f)

125 Bonus points if you used to have my pencil eraser.
Posted by: The Frito Bandito at January 29, 2026 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)

Dude! You were a legend in grade school!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 08:18 AM (wVcYX)

126 "What Are ‘Trump Accounts,’ and How Will They Help?"

It's a good idea and I am fine with it but I am sure it will be abused in every way possible.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F)


Say.... if we were to give $5000 in taxpayer money to - selected - groups of people, that would almost be reparations which they'll still call for when they turn 18. Plus, think of all the under-18 Somali kids who could be signed up for the benefit. What, just asking, what happens if they should die at 17?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

127 "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"

No s**t, sherlock. In other news, American citizens breath more air than illegals, too!!!


Why are you conceding to the liars? Since they don't collect immigration status (or report it), where are the receipts for that claim?

Its emotional black mail based on a failed concept that if you allow X from here, then you should be OK with allowing X from somewhere else.

Except we don't allow it. That is why Normals call X a crime. But the Left is OK with violent crime and they project their acceptance of that on to you being OK with it.

If one American committed a violent crime, that, to Normals, is one violent crime too many. For them, they just think in ratios, not about any morality and human flourishing behind actions.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:18 AM (a4flb)

128 Morning, rickb.

* hugzzzz *
Posted by: ShainS


*fist bump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 08:19 AM (ASmqz)

129 Here's what I would do at this point, if I'm Trump. These DAs, and Dems in general, have ruthlessly abused the legal system to come after him, and its high damned time he turned the tables.

I would privately tell FISC "look I am going to aggressively and very publicly campaign against the unpopular FISA reauthorizations, to make a veto override extremely dangerous for my cowardly caucus, and then I will veto it if it crosses my desk.

Unless, of course, you maggots rubber stamp every last warrant I put in front of you. If you want your unconstitutional kangaroo court to survive me, you'll play ball, and eat this shit sandwich with a smile."

Then people like Krasner get secretly surveilled. That surveillance will of course immediately reveal a whole panoply of crimes for my attorneys to build illegal parallel evidentiary constructions around, and start dragging these people through the mud in actual courts, and the court of public opinion.

Give them a taste of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 08:19 AM (BI5O2)

130 Plus, think of all the under-18 Somali kids who could be signed up for the benefit. What, just asking, what happens if they should die at 17?

And the Extra Added Bonus is that the "under-18 Somali kid" doesn't even have to be alive in the first place!!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:20 AM (a4flb)

131 Homan live.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

132 Good morning Horde , thx JJ.
My leftist friends are posting on Facebook calling ICE and Trump "fascists". They aren't stopping so whatever Trump is concocting after his meeting with Schumer last night , he better understand that the left aunt paying attention to Schumer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 08:20 AM (IDEQi)

133 >TBH: I can't wrap my head around people who choose Foolishness, Stupidity, & Evil.
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those people don't consider those things. Doesn't even enter their thinking. The leftists 'know' they are in the right, and that history demands that they prevail.

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)

134 Tom Homan about ready to give a news conference in Minneapolis.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

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If he doesn't announce the arrest of Tampon Tim and Small Frey for Inciting Insurrection, I will be most disappoint.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 08:21 AM (5NBTt)

135 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

136 The video, which the BBC said it has verified, captured the ICU nurse yelling at agents while they were driving away during a heated Jan. 13 protest before booting the back of the car, prompting them to jump out and tackle him to the ground, according to footage from The News Movement.


I thought he quit his job, and is therefore no longer an ICU nurse and was a typical unemployed paid agitator funded by leftist lunatics hellbent on destroying this country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

137 That surveillance will of course immediately reveal a whole panoply of crimes for my attorneys to build illegal parallel evidentiary constructions around, and start dragging these people through the mud in actual courts, and the court of public opinion.

The Ace in the hole is that the IRS has their own courts.

I would wager good money that each of the Leftists has a problem with their taxes and undeclared income.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:23 AM (a4flb)

138 Give them a taste of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 08:19 AM (BI5O2)
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*waves hand* Pfft. Too legal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

139 >>>The Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO), led by Philadelphia district attorney Larry Krasner and Minneapolis district attorney Mary Moriarty and launched on Wednesday, calls itself "an effort to hold federal officials accountable when they exceed their lawful authority." The nine-member coalition plans to convene next month "to share strategies for pushing back against the lawless actions of federal forces in states and cities around the country."


Counselors, you need more substance to your arguments beyond meekly mewling, "We don't like it."

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

140 111 "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"

No s**t, sherlock. In other news, American citizens breath more air than illegals, too!!!
Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

It is a bullshit statement:
Do all judges and jails record the immigration status?
Where is this data stored and who keeps these records?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:24 AM (gbOdA)

141 Here's what I would do at this point, if I'm Trump. These DAs, and Dems in general, have ruthlessly abused the legal system to come after him, and its high damned time he turned the tables.

I would privately tell FISC "look I am going to aggressively and very publicly campaign against the unpopular FISA reauthorizations, to make a veto override extremely dangerous for my cowardly caucus, and then I will veto it if it crosses my desk.

Unless, of course, you maggots rubber stamp every last warrant I put in front of you. If you want your unconstitutional kangaroo court to survive me, you'll play ball, and eat this shit sandwich with a smile."

Then people like Krasner get secretly surveilled. That surveillance will of course immediately reveal a whole panoply of crimes for my attorneys to build illegal parallel evidentiary constructions around, and start dragging these people through the mud in actual courts, and the court of public opinion.

Give them a taste of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 08:19 AM (BI5O2)

-------------

YD for AG!

/Blondi sucks and must blow or go ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 08:24 AM (5NBTt)

142 I thought he quit his job, and is therefore no longer an ICU nurse and was a typical unemployed paid agitator funded by leftist lunatics hellbent on destroying this country.

I'm pretty sure that his new "employer" didn't provide career counseling, a 401k plan, paid family leave nor good health and dental benefits.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:25 AM (a4flb)

143 If it wasn't for the Great Blue State Exodus, Texas surely would have lost several seats too since the Lone Star State has very sizable populations of H1s, illegal aliens, and other non-citizens from around the globe.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Texas has been growing quickly for 40 years. It is the transport hub of the country, and supplies half of the oil and gas to the country, not to mention the lack of government overreach and oppressive taxes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 29, 2026 08:25 AM (0U5gm)

144 Since they don't collect immigration status (or report it), where are the receipts for that claim?"

Well, I'm fairly certain there are more US citizens in the US than illegals...

(yeah, I know, that's not what useful idiots are trying to say, but their inelegance is glaring...)

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)

145 I thought he quit his job, and is therefore no longer an ICU nurse and was a typical unemployed paid agitator funded by leftist lunatics hellbent on destroying this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Assuming that is correct (And the story seems more fluid than a Sociology Major's gender), I can't imagine quitting a decent job like being a Nurse. Yes, I have heard the horror stories and tales of burnout but "paid protester" doesn't seem like a step up.

Maybe he thought it would get him laid since he was ugly enough that NBC had to use AI to make him more palatable to the average AWFL.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:26 AM (RjOoY)

146 I'm kinda tired of hearing about "very good meetings" with bloodthirsty thugs as if that is the outcome itself.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

147 Where can one get a video of Tom Homan speaking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:17 AM (lQ+/f)
****
He's speaking on Fox.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

148 Psaki-psircling back to that excellent piece highlighting the words of Dietrich Bonhoeffer, I now ask, did Alex Pretti and Renee Good get what they "deserved?"


Most don't deserve to die, but those two damn sure earned what they got.

They both had the intent to do great harm to the agents on the ground doing their jobs and paid the price for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

149 "What, just asking, what happens if they should die at 17?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

Like I said, it will be abused in every possible way.

In 20 years the name Trump will be legend as those accounts are cashed out. Did the dogeater do anything like that? His legacy will be the modern ruin in Chicago.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:27 AM (vFG9F)

150 "But Americans commit more violent crimes........"

I just shut that shit down with a "no shit they do so why the F do we have to also import criminals?"' and then thank the person for making my argument for me. They usually say nothing after that.

Posted by: JROD at January 29, 2026 08:28 AM (IlL6s)

151 And the Extra Added Bonus is that the "under-18 Somali kid" doesn't even have to be alive in the first place!!
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:20 AM (a4flb)


That was my thought, not that they'd spend the resources to raise a kid to 17 and then kill them.

Born at home, educated at home, never seen by anyone else. Each of my four wives has a child every nine months. Sadly, they all die just days before their 18th birthday.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

152 Today is National Corn Chip Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)


Mmmmm. Now I'm thinking about my visit to Dodger Stadium a dozen or so years ago. Dodger Dog with mac 'n cheese and Fritos. Outstanding!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 08:29 AM (cmgab)

153 Had Trump focused on the judicial coup and left Maduro and Iran for another day we might not have had Minneapolis... well, except for the fraud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 07:27 AM (jtM2q)

What’s happening in Venezuela, Iran, and Cuba is going to change the world far more than the fall of the Soviet Union did. What’s happening in the Caribbean is going to do more to curtail the drug trade than all of the enforcement efforts of the last 50 years.
The theatrics in Minneapolis are a sideshow. Cut the funding, prosecute the fraud, the problem will be solved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:29 AM (7GO/2)

154 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:29 AM (cYBz/)

155 "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"


Now do the per capita numbers. What's the American per capita violent crimes vs. the illegal population violent crimes?

I'm betting, as it is with the 'African American,' that number is quite a bit higher.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

156 The video, which the BBC said it has verified, captured the ICU nurse yelling at agents while they were driving away during a heated Jan. 13 protest before booting the back of the car, prompting them to jump out and tackle him to the ground, according to footage from The News Movement.


I thought he quit his job, and is therefore no longer an ICU nurse and was a typical unemployed paid agitator funded by leftist lunatics hellbent on destroying this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

How dare you besmirch the reputation of a fallen comrade, a Hero of the Covid-19 years, a martyr in the Great Patriotic War against Trumpian-fascism!

Posted by: Flavor Aid Drinker at January 29, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

157 More likely, he quit his job because they were fixin’ to fire him for cause.

He was a whack job at best.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 08:30 AM (IgyJl)

158 The Ace in the hole is that the IRS has their own courts.

I would wager good money that each of the Leftists has a problem with their taxes and undeclared income.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:23 AM (a4flb)


I would wager good money that the IRS courts are, at least, as corrupt as the regular courts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

159 They usually say nothing after that.
Posted by: JROD


Excellent. Peace and quiet through application of facts.

An evil part of me wonders that if (God forbid) something horrible happened to one of their daughters at the hands of an illegal, would they be comforted with "At least Americans commit more crimes?"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:30 AM (RjOoY)

160 FAFO is not very popular with the low IQ, no morals, and limited situational awareness of 20% of our population.
Thousands of people make many many bad choices every single day and when TA FUCKING DA one of the choices ends in death (Seems to be around 65 them 35 others) there is a great outcry that someone did something wrong.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

161 "no shit they do so why the F do we have to also import criminals?"' and then thank the person for making my argument for me."

Same. It's funny, no?
I believe they're trying to say something along the lines of "on a per capita or percentage basis, native born US citizens commit more violent crimes than illegal immigrants"...

Which, as most know, is a pile of dogs**t. So what is usually said is the "murricans commit more crimes garbabbble"... which is highly mockable.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)

162 An evil part of me wonders that if (God forbid) something horrible happened to one of their daughters at the hands of an illegal, would they be comforted with "At least Americans commit more crimes?"
Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:30 AM (RjOoY)



Remember, the parents in Cali who's daughter was shot by an illegal and killed asked that the shooter not be prosecuted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Now do the per capita numbers. What's the American per capita violent crimes vs. the illegal population violent crimes?
=====

Purr capital? Like cats?
-most people mouthing the Party line

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

164 Three aircraft carrier groups...to make a deal!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (g47mK)

165 I thought he quit his job, and is therefore no longer an ICU nurse and was a typical unemployed paid agitator funded by leftist lunatics hellbent on destroying this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)


Need someone with AI smarts to make a video of him nurse-dancing like they did during the COVID times.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (cmgab)

166 If he doesn't announce the arrest of Tampon Tim and Small Frey for Inciting Insurrection, I will be most disappoint.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 08:21 AM (5NBTt)
******
No, not that.
He's been very measured, but good.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

167 The only one missing now is my personal favorite, USS Carl Vinson!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (g47mK)

168 Remember, the parents in Cali who's daughter was shot by an illegal and killed asked that the shooter not be prosecuted.
Posted by: Sponge

St. Pancake's parents with cut from the same cloth.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (cYBz/)

169 An evil part of me wonders that if (God forbid) something horrible happened to one of their daughters at the hands of an illegal, would they be comforted with "At least Americans commit more crimes?"

See "Western European upper crust"

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

170 Another weird part of Evil : Dancing Mania.

For whatever reason, psycho leftist protestors insist on dancing on-scene.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (6Uni8)

171
Need someone with AI smarts to make a video of him nurse-dancing like they did during the COVID times.
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (cmgab)



If his social media hasn't been scrubbed, I'd be willing to bet you could find such videos in his TikTok feed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

172 I'm betting, as it is with the 'African American,' that number is quite a bit higher.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I love how "per capita" has become a raysis dog whistle now.

157 More likely, he quit his job because they were fixin’ to fire him for cause.

That's a possibility but I don't expect the hospital to release that information.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (RjOoY)

173 John Leguizamo

Stop making movies in my country.

Mexico wants you back telling bulls how pretti your buns are.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (EyfuW)

174 I love how "per capita" has become a raysis dog whistle now."

Shhhh. Don't want to state the obvious, m'kay?

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR)

175 The Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO)

Cute. Real cute.

Posted by: pookysgirl, rolling her eyes at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (Wt5PA)

176
St. Pancake's parents with cut from the same cloth.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (cYBz/)



Now I want flapjacks.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

177 Mmmmm. Now I'm thinking about my visit to Dodger Stadium a dozen or so years ago. Dodger Dog with mac 'n cheese and Fritos. Outstanding!
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 08:29 AM (cmgab)
====

One more reason to hate the Dodgers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

178 ?????

BREAKING: Minneapolis VA Director Drops BOMBSHELL – Alex Pretti Was FIRED for ‘Predatory’ Misconduct Targeting Vulnerable Veterans – Shocking Claims of Sedative Experiments, Data Theft and Secret ‘Active Shooter’ Drills Exposed!

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2026 08:34 AM (GITLP)

179 I'd like to see a USS Carl Spackler task force go blow some shit up.

I'm all right
Nobody worry 'bout me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

180 Found this at PJ

This is the paradox of law enforcement: Americans say they want law and order, but they recoil from seeing it enforced in real time. The work is messy, tense and often ugly. That discomfort is not unique to immigration enforcement. Police officers face similar backlash every time videos circulate showing them intervening on what is often the worst day of someone's life.

Exactly what I just said above.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

181 John Leguizamo

Stop making movies in my country.

Mexico wants you back telling bulls how pretti your buns are.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (EyfuW)



What an elitist piece of shit he is.

Can someone tie him to the Diddy list or something already?

Seems he's outlived his usefullness by a longshot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

182 The wife and I have recently started regularly attending what appears (appeared?) to be an excellent, non denominal Christian church near us. A lot of very good people. Strong faith. And, so we thought, a deliberate steering clear of lefty ideology from the pulpit. However, since Goode/Pretti the Pastor (for whom I do have a lot of respect) has started to stray into the "not being political, but we always come down on the side of the downtrodden" and increasingly seems caught up in the message of "we have to say something." Very disappointing and I hope he will course correct....

Posted by: Zek at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (5FPX4)

183 178

well duh!!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

184 162 Remember, the parents in Cali who's daughter was shot by an illegal and killed asked that the shooter not be prosecuted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


While I don't recall that particular story, I do remember a department of the DOJ who would pay grieving family members a visit and pressure them to not be raysis and rock the boat over their dead family member.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (RjOoY)

185 Three aircraft carrier groups...to make a deal!
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 08:32 AM (g47mK)


Vito Corleone, Luca Brasi, Genco Abbandando. They knew how to make a deal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

186 One more reason to hate the Dodgers.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)


All you need, is Farmer John.

- Zombie Vin Scully

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 08:36 AM (cmgab)

187 180 Found this at PJ

This is the paradox of law enforcement: Americans say they want law and order, but they recoil from seeing it enforced in real time. The work is messy, tense and often ugly. That discomfort is not unique to immigration enforcement. Police officers face similar backlash every time videos circulate showing them intervening on what is often the worst day of someone's life.

Exactly what I just said above.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

Lefties also don't believe that anything that someone of their own political tribe does is ever illegal...

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 08:36 AM (6Uni8)

188 if (God forbid) something horrible happened to one of their daughters at the hands of an illegal, would they be comforted
——

They have a death wish. The “father” of the daughter who was raped and murdered, body left in a corn field in Iowa, supposedly mentioned something about the wonderful Tex-Mex food available in the midwest. Seriously. I don’t believe this man was her actual father, still.

Some of the incomprehensible public statements are sometimes spook agency narratives. They have to stay out in front of all these atrocities. Possible this was an example of one. But people are seriously brain dead.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 08:36 AM (IgyJl)

189 I can just imagine the future USS Donald J Trump...ALL GOLD (inside of course) , with real crystal chandeliers and marble details!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 08:37 AM (g47mK)

190 Mmmmm. Now I'm thinking about my visit to Dodger Stadium a dozen or so years ago. Dodger Dog with mac 'n cheese and Fritos. Outstanding!
Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 08:29 AM (cmgab)



I went to a Padres game in San Diego with a host of Marines several years ago. They were playing the Dodgers.

I remember drinking copious amounts of beer and standing back as the fights threatened to break out. Why would I get involved when there were government trained beasts on my team?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

191 🚨🚨 SHOCKING CLAIMS ROCK AMERICA: Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has just released HUNDREDS OF BOMBSHELL RUSSIAGATE DOCUMENTS proving that Barack Obama personally ordered CIA agents to manufacture false intelligence on President Trump and was actively “working with the enemy” to undermine and erode Americans’ confidence in our democracy and President Trump’s LANDSLIDE 2016 VICTORY. This was a coup attempt by Barack Hussein Obama and his cronies… As Jesse Watters said “Whatever happens to these guys is not revenge… it’s accountability. And it’s time for people to pay the price.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2026 08:37 AM (GITLP)

192 170 Another weird part of Evil : Dancing Mania.

For whatever reason, psycho leftist protestors insist on dancing on-scene.
Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (6Uni

See the Bonhoeffer Stupid article.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

193 "not being political, but we always come down on the side of the downtrodden"

Yeah, 'cause everyone else's life is just f***g peaches'n'cream.

Folks who mouth such platitudes deserve a punch in the face for being that stupid.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

194 The Project for the Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO)

Cute. Real cute.
Posted by: pookysgirl, rolling her eyes at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (Wt5PA)


Particularly when the matter they're declaring to be federal overreach is either immigration - which is entirely a federal matter - or benefit payments by the states - funded with federal money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

195 Border "Czar" Tom Homan telling Minneapolis the hard truth about ICE and federal law.

I would imagine his words are by and large falling on deaf ears.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (jtM2q)

196 Fritos were invented in San Antonio, Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (0sNs1)

197 China’s military leadership has been thrown into further turmoil after Beijing confirmed it is investigating one of the country’s most senior generals, extending a purge that has already sidelined dozens of top officers and defense executives.
================
Reputedly, one of Xi's oldest friends. Their parents were business partners.

Xi is one cold dude.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (XR7sA)

198 I realize we can't have everything combined in one man, but it would be nice if The Necessary Disrupter In Chief were to address the American people to, once again, lay out the basic case for controlling our borders.

Too many have been so propagandized by the media of late into believing that "ICE" is just some new, made up paramilitary arm of MAGA, as opposed to the indispensable tool to enforce our borders. I truly believe that to just lay out the case again could swing back a large % of the independents who are just hearing competing media narratives.

Posted by: Zek at January 29, 2026 08:39 AM (5FPX4)

199 The "Americans commit more blah blah" trope is one of the very most risible of the institutional lies we're expected to mindlessly parrot.

Every sentient human being who's ever lived among the Aztecs in their citadels knows they are responsible for drastically more of the crime than the average American. Crime and corruption are their natural manure.

And we also know they are being given a pass by corrupt police, DAs, and politicians.

It's very reminiscent of the Soviet claims that things like drug abuse and serial killing don't exist under socialism, and their wise monkey approach to those crimes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

200 Minneapolis, Walz said, “There was a tone shift.
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Writing an entire article based on something a Democrat said is cute but useless. Democrats are born liars and only say things to advance their bullshit narratives. Makes me wonder about the integrity of the article or whether it's actually part of the gaslighting. I didn't get past "Tim Walz said this so blah". Fuck anything that louse says. Who gives a fuck.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 08:39 AM (F5ijr)

201 Border "Czar" Tom Homan telling Minneapolis the hard truth about ICE and federal law.

I would imagine his words are by and large falling on deaf ears.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (jtM2q)

Is he speaking softly?

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at January 29, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

202 Posted by: Zek at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (5FPX4)

I would suggest you speak to the pastor, tell him what you appreciate about his services and then express your concerns. Pastors appreciate hearing feedback rather than people leaving and not saying why.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:39 AM (lQ+/f)

203 Munch, munch, munch a bunch of Fritos!
Corn Chips!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 08:40 AM (IgyJl)

204 Homan is one of my favorites. Laying a hickory stick on the press narrative is good stuff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 08:40 AM (XR7sA)

205 all racks and pillows on USS Donald J Trump will be real goose down and feature goose down and feather pillows! for your 2.5 hour sleep!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)

206 "the side of the downtrodden"

You know who's downtrodden around here? The Ginger fans, and the catapult supporters. The 9mm people haven't reached that status, yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 08:41 AM (0sNs1)

207 Pastors appreciate hearing feedback rather than people leaving and not saying why."

Interesting point, but I tend to just leave. And not return. Feedback is for microphones.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

208 180 Found this at PJ

This is the paradox of law enforcement: Americans say they want law and order, but they recoil from seeing it enforced in real time.


I seem to recall seeing someone post here "I want low crime, safe streets and clean neighborhoods but don't you DARE do the things that will make that happen!"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:41 AM (RjOoY)

209 Poll of around 1500 likely voters

'immigrants living in the U.S. illegally should not be deported'

receives no more than 30 percent support among Democrats and young people, and even less among other groups."

PDT has a 70 30 fight and needs to keep the pressures on!!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:41 AM (gbOdA)

210 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)

211 You know who's downtrodden around here? The Ginger fans, and the catapult supporters. The 9mm people haven't reached that status, yet."

Well, I liked Ginger. And .45 ACP.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:42 AM (XuXeR)

212 Xi is one cold dude.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (XR7sA)

I think Emperor Xi has reached the Caligula level of Imperial paranoia. Eliminating everyone who was ever close to him.
Stalin did the same thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:42 AM (7GO/2)

213 all racks and pillows on USS Donald J Trump will be real goose down and feature goose down and feather pillows! for your 2.5 hour sleep!
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)

Wait'll you see the 6-lane escalator!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 08:42 AM (wVcYX)

214 FenelonSpoke thx I think that's an excellent suggestion. I think he's approaching things in good faith and will respond to concerns raised in kind.

Posted by: Zek at January 29, 2026 08:42 AM (5FPX4)

215 Feedback is for microphones.
——-
That’s what you think!

Posted by: Ted Nugent at January 29, 2026 08:42 AM (IgyJl)

216 196 Fritos were invented in San Antonio, Texas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM (0sNs1)

I have not bought 1 single bag since they fired the Banito.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

217 I remember drinking copious amounts of beer and standing back as the fights threatened to break out. Why would I get involved when there were government trained beasts on my team?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

Used to go to Dodger stadium once a year for a game. But stopped when Frank McCourt owned the team and security got thinned out and the crowds got sketchy… then went to an Angels game with the Dodgers visiting and that crowd was tending toward ugly (drunken and disorderly) so we stopped taking the kids (stopped going altogether)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 08:43 AM (/iXAp)

218 Wait'll you see the 6-lane escalator!"

How do you keep the aircraft from sliding back down?

/get it? no elevator...

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

219 Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

Then the pastor has no room to respond.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:43 AM (lQ+/f)

220 I went to a Padres game in San Diego with a host of Marines several years ago. They were playing the Dodgers.

I remember drinking copious amounts of beer and standing back as the fights threatened to break out. Why would I get involved when there were government trained beasts on my team?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)


That should have been advertised in advance. Coulda charged premium prices!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 08:43 AM (cmgab)

221 Yes, half the country is Media Narrative Cultists.

Just try and get them away from The Screen.

Does not compute.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 29, 2026 08:44 AM (DgMqy)

222 For whatever reason, psycho leftist protestors insist on dancing on-scene.
Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 08:33 AM (6Uni

Tribalism.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 08:44 AM (F5ijr)

223 I seem to recall seeing someone post here "I want low crime, safe streets and clean neighborhoods but don't you DARE do the things that will make that happen!"
Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:41 AM (RjOoY)

something something your ox getting gored

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:44 AM (gbOdA)

224 Then the pastor has no room to respond."

To what? I'm not there anymore. Said pastor is free to say whatever...

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

225 Omar of Alien Culture should have expected the liquid to be acid.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 29, 2026 08:45 AM (WMTKS)

226 The State Department formally determined this month that the Palestinian Authority paid more than $200 million to terrorists and their families in 2025, the same year PA president Mahmoud Abbas claimed he ended the "pay-to-slay" program.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

227 President Trump and The Paolo have some competition:

"I don’t care what Mr. Donald Trump did in bed. Nor will I ask him. No gossipy journalist should care what I do in bed. I do very good things and I think. And I think. And no one will forget me because I will be unforgettable. Someone will tell. I’m not telling.

I don’t talk about it because power cannot be brought into the bedroom, because freedom in the world would die immediately, and we would automatically become slaves again. And that won’t happen with me.”

-- Gustavo Petro, President of Columbia

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (0sNs1)

228 Leguizamo wants us to stop watching "his" movies? And what movies does he claim a particular ownership to? He's been nothing more than a tangential bit actor for decades.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (GKyrs)

229 It’s an interesting mathematical argument hearing a lefty stating “90% of the population commits more crime than the other 10%” do ya think?? Duh…. Brain not engaged obviously

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (/iXAp)

230 whichever reporter asked that question is an ass.

Q: "How did we get here, Mr. Homan?"
A: "You don't want to know, but its because Biden opened borders, criminals flowed in, and the mayor of Minneapolis, covering up for his wife's involvement in Somali fraud, and Governor Walz, a retard, both repeatedly stoked violence against authorities. So that is how we go here: criminals are in charge in this state and we are trying to establish law and order. And fuck you anyway."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (24xYU)

231 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (RgVLR)

232 "Iran to Trump: Let’s Make a Deal"

They get to pick from behind carrier #1, #2, or #3. Or the box. Never pick the box.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (vFG9F)

233 182 but we always come down on the side of the downtrodden

"Hello Pastor. This is a picture Laken Riley. She was murdered by a man who broke the laws to come here. These are the kind of people you support. As a Christian, I prefer to stand against evil instead of justifying its existence."

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (RjOoY)

234 Good morning JJ and the Horde

Posted by: Jonah at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

235 Posted by: Zek at January 29, 2026 08:42 AM (5FPX4)

If it were a business, the customer can't respond if their complaints haven't been heard. It sounds like you like and respect this man, so that's good. Start with something positive and go from there, because it would be a shame if there are things you really like about the church but have some concerns

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (lQ+/f)

236 Duh…. Brain not engaged obviously"

Indeed. It's a case of "I gotta say something", so foot, meet mouth.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

237 And the childish nature of the lie is actually sort of amusing.

Americans: "We're sick and tired of all this immigrant crime!"

Americans' Government:"Aztecs are rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off them and sticks to you!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

238 “We must raise taxes on the wealthiest few in New York City so that we can invest in the many,” the newly elected Democratic socialist mayor of the country’s largest city said in an interview Tuesday.

FAFO
PS If yous gots a job, Mandami thinks you are wealthy.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

239 Leguizamo wants us to stop watching "his" movies? And what movies does he claim a particular ownership to? He's been nothing more than a tangential bit actor for decades.
Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (GKyrs)



I was not watching his movies before it was cool. I couldn't tell you the last movie I watched that had him in it. Maybe that one Schwarzenegger movie?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

240 228. The only decent film he was ever in, was Carlito's way

Posted by: Jonah at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (YCxFk)

241 If it were a business, the customer can't respond if their complaints haven't been heard."

The business hears by lack of $$$.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

242 Posted by: Zek at January 29, 2026 08:35 AM (5FPX4)

As much flak as Protestant denominations (sometimes rightly) get, the denominations' views are usually obvious.

Posted by: pookysgirl has fought to keep hers conservative at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (Wt5PA)

243 They get to pick from behind carrier #1, #2, or #3. Or the box. Never pick the box.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (vFG9F)
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I'dve picked Carol Merrill.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (OvMCw)

244 Law Enforcement is the easy get. Pick your target, freeze it. Alinsky.

Meanwhile just 5 short years ago libs were applauding our Braves for tackling women in parks and on beaches and for shooting unarmed people at the Capitol.

It's a mind war more than anything. They will always pick the side that most conveniences their bullshit movement.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (F5ijr)

245 Eliminating everyone who was ever close to him.
Stalin did the same thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2026 08:42 AM (7GO/2)


Good. We want an even more incompetent and sycophantic officer corps in the PLA!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2026 08:49 AM (Zv8bq)

246 @StephenM
If you are surprised to see such a large volume of professional class leftists acting in psychotic fashion in response to routine immigration enforcement, remember the conduct of this same group during covid: masking babies, terrifying children, boycotting family, shuttering schools, purging dissenters, and signaling their “virtue” to in-group peers with ever more extreme, painful and draconian measures.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)

247 Maybe the Orange man could send someone to Philadelphia to shake down Krasner?

When Prosecutors/DAs are flat out saying "If you are not a leftist, we will hunt you down and kill you, because we have decided you are Nazis.", the Left is pushing in their chips for civil war.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 08:50 AM (6Uni8)

248 @240 Jonah, I thought he was good in the first John Wick film.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 08:50 AM (IDEQi)

249 They get to pick from behind carrier #1, #2, or #3. Or the box. Never pick the box.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM


Which carrier is the U.S.S. Gerald Ford?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 08:50 AM (0sNs1)

250 I was not watching his movies before it was cool. I couldn't tell you the last movie I watched that had him in it. Maybe that one Schwarzenegger movie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
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He was in the first two John Wick movies. Tangentially.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 08:50 AM (OvMCw)

251 Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)

Yes; I thought those were very good comments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 08:51 AM (lQ+/f)

252 Yes, half the country is Media Narrative Cultists.
Posted by: Bad Andrew

I initially read that as Media Narrative Colitis.


Methinks we are both right.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:51 AM (cYBz/)

253 Pastors appreciate hearing feedback rather than people leaving and not saying why."

From my experience, that is not true. Every lame excuse as to why the ordained minister does not need any advice or any comment other than praise from the laity I have heard.

One doesn't even need to have a direct confrontation, there was a RC priest that was delivering a message and noted that one of the parishioners gave a full body sigh. He was so offended at this gesture that he went on tilt and wrote on social media how much he wanted to visit violence on this one man for his insolence in daring to not sit on the edge of the seat in eager anticipation of the orator's next words.

Humility is not well known by the clergy, I can give MANY examples.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:51 AM (a4flb)

254 I will be surprised if Xi survives the collapse of Chinese adventurism in Venezuela, it was an incredible humiliation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

255 and signaling their “virtue” to in-group peers with ever more extreme, painful and draconian measures."

And dancing. You left out dancing.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

256 He was in the first two John Wick movies. Tangentially.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 08:50 AM (OvMCw)



Ah, he was so forgettable, I forgot he was in them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

257 196 Fritos were invented in San Antonio, Texas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 08:38 AM


And salsa comes from New York City.

Posted by: Get a rope at January 29, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

258 They get to pick from behind carrier #1, #2, or #3. Or the box. Never pick the box.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (vFG9F)
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I'dve picked Carol Merrill.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (OvMCw)

Lovely and talented. My other favorite TV game show hostess was a chilly Dian Parkinson.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 08:52 AM (wVcYX)

259 >The only decent film he was ever in, was Carlito's way
----

the only redeeming feature of that movie is the bewbs

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)

260 Also, I didn't pay to see the Wick movies, so he got nothing from me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

261 But I've been meaning to rewatch The Pest for 20 years now.

That movie is so GOOD. But I never got around to it, and now I've missed my chance!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

262 "The FARTS are going to put you on a FART Watch List!"

Amusing video. No idea who Josh Seiter is, but I love it when the Demofascisti have to confront their own intolerance.

https://tinyurl.com/kdwj8wtz

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (lq1XJ)

263 Also, I didn't pay to see the Wick movies, so he got nothing from me."

Say, want a $4K Taran Tactical painted "JW" gub?

Yeah... no.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

264 BREAKING: Minneapolis VA Director Drops BOMBSHELL – Alex Pretti Was FIRED for ‘Predatory’ Misconduct Targeting Vulnerable Veterans – Shocking Claims of Sedative Experiments, Data Theft and Secret ‘Active Shooter’ Drills Exposed!

===

where did this pop up ??

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (g47mK)

265 Former Washington governor Jay Enslee posted this on X:

"In the midst of ICE horror, the Senate needs to prohibit Trump from using ICE as a voter suppression tool. Senate Dems need to put into the approps bill a prohibition on ICE agents being near polling places. This is a must have. Last chance to do this."

It would be fun if Trump were to say, "Oh yes, ICE will definitely be watching the polling places."

Posted by: Oglebay at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (GPa4z)

266 Ah, he was so forgettable, I forgot he was in them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
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He was Aurelio, the chop shop owner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (OvMCw)

267 Leguizamo wants us to stop watching "his" movies? And what movies does he claim a particular ownership to? He's been nothing more than a tangential bit actor for decades.
Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (GKyrs)

You no watch "Hot Men 2: Sauna Sausage Boogaloo". You no watch! I made that with love. You no watch!

Posted by: John Leguizamo, Not Gay But 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (R/m4+)

268 Pastors have to play to a female audience. That's where the money is.

Posted by: It's all about the feelz at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

269 Prometheus

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (Kt19C)

270 "DHS Claims 3 Million Illegals Have Left U.S."

If true that is great but I have doubts. How can they monitor or get accurate number on self-deportation? There is the CBP Home app but that is a small part of that number.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM (GUOwU)

271 I was not watching his movies before it was cool. I couldn't tell you the last movie I watched that had him in it. Maybe that one Schwarzenegger movie?

I think he hit his best role as Chi Chi Rodriguez in To Wong Foo. He is the dude that really finds his groove while in drag.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (a4flb)

272 Minneapolis VA Director Drops BOMBSHELL – Alex Pretti Was FIRED for ‘Predatory’ Misconduct Targeting Vulnerable Veterans – Shocking Claims of Sedative Experiments, Data Theft and Secret ‘Active Shooter’ Drills Exposed!


Nah - I can find no back up info on this.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (cYBz/)

273 Colion Noir has an interesting video on the Pretti shooting. I recommend it.

https://youtu.be/Gz-dPb5SxbQ

It's a bit over 13 minutes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

274 269 Prometheus"

Well, there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

275 Uber is really taking advantage of this snow storm, cost to go from the PABT to the east side, 55 dollars.

Rotten bastards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (qxpRz)

276 I'll do Leguizamo a solid though and look away for the 90 seconds he appears on screen.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (GKyrs)

277 Nurses at VA Hospital in Aurora, CO hold a candlelight vigil for Alex Pretti, to show "solidarity" and call for "change".

https://is.gd/vbdS72

No mention of his serial violent confrontations with ICE nor his pistol.

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 08:56 AM (qgHp7)

278 BREAKING: Minneapolis VA Director Drops BOMBSHELL – Alex Pretti Was FIRED for ‘Predatory’ Misconduct Targeting Vulnerable Veterans – Shocking Claims of Sedative Experiments, Data Theft and Secret ‘Active Shooter’ Drills Exposed!
Posted by: SMOD



Told y'all that faggot in the frilly pink dress was bad news. I so wish we had a drop box where we could send pictures.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 08:56 AM (ASmqz)

279 as Chi Chi Rodriguez in . . . .
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

I read that as pronounced by Les Nessman.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2026 08:56 AM (cYBz/)

280 If true that is great but I have doubts. "

Yes, but I can attest that traffic and apparent numbers have seemingly vanished, especially NE of Houston...

It's rather odd, actually.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

281 You know who's downtrodden around here? The Ginger fans, and the catapult supporters. The 9mm people haven't reached that status, yet.

Ginger is fine for an afternoon. Mary Ann is the girl you take home.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

282 Uber is really taking advantage of this snow storm, cost to go from the PABT to the east side, 55 dollars.

Rotten bastards.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (qxpRz)
====

But you can get Thai food at 3 am! (tm)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

283 The Mossad lets Soros live so I'm ok wiith him. Makes me think the Nazi war crime stuff is bunk.

I don't like his views, but he is entitled to his opinion.

Pols don't actually have to take his money.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 29, 2026 08:58 AM (cS1cw)

284 Ginger is fine for an afternoon."

So, Starland Vocal Band?

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

285 Listen, any person that actively engages in violence in the service of illegal aliens has got a few screws loose.

The bigger quandary is rounding up the ringleaders that are fostering violence and getting people killed and injured.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 08:58 AM (qxpRz)

286 I cannot find one but of info beyond random boosts in X that say Preeti had been fired. It sucks that Republicans, conservatives etc have to be perfect in their posts but the Dems don't because they're protected , but please stop posting shit which can allow the Dems to say "see they're lying"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 08:59 AM (IDEQi)

287 The bigger quandary is rounding up the ringleaders that are fostering violence and getting people killed and injured."

Indeed. This kind of coordination ain't easy. Or cheap.

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

288 I remember seeing Leguizamo in Spawn. He was a good villain. But it is funny when the Dancing Monkeys think we'll listen to their requests.

Dude...you exist at our sufferance. Best you be more appreciative.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 08:59 AM (RjOoY)

289 If the post starts with BREAKING in all caps followed by some apocalyptic statement and doesn't contain a link, don't even read it. It's bogus.

Posted by: Rule of thumb at January 29, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

290 What is a “ Leguizamo”??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 09:00 AM (/iXAp)

291 Ginger is fine for an afternoon."

So, Starland Vocal Band?
Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

Skyrockets in flight!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)

292 @282

>>But you can get Thai food at 3 am! (tm)

Actually, that was never true, you could probably find a diner open at 3am as 24hr diners are a thing in NYC.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 09:00 AM (qxpRz)

293 The U.S. naval and military bases in the region also provide additional strike capabilities against Tehran. “Using open-source tools, BBC Verify has been able to track some of the US deployments to the area.
====================
That used to be known as "spying" and perps were subject to arrest. Now it is "open source information".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:01 AM (stb/C)

294 Our small Lutheran (LCMS) congregation skews very heavily conservative.

And our Church in no way supports illegal immigration, nor any Lutheran related organization that does so.

And as in most LCMS churches, the Pastor works for the congregation, not the other way around.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:01 AM (iMotb)

295 Census gives first sign of anti-immigration impact on Iowa’s population. New immigrants coming to Iowa dropped 53% over the last year.years. in turn, the state's overall population growth was cut it half (this is a national trend).

Exciting news for these poor tortured cis white men who can't find jobs. Now all these jobs are available for them in the fields and in factories and every other miserable place you can think of. I'm sure they can't wait to get signed on for any one of them!! Hey Republicans, fuck you.

I just don’t at all understand this anti-immigrant sentiment. We are a nation of immigrants and immigrants help push America forward. Being this hateful and scared all the time has to be tiresome.

I don't know any Iowans who wouldn't want more immigrants. I'd like an immigration system that is similar to other developed countries, which brings in those that can contribute the most to society. I don't get why this is controversial. Every immigrant I know that is here went through a ton of work to do it legally. That process needs to be improved.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2026 09:01 AM (JCZqz)

296 What is a “ Leguizamo”??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 09:00 AM (/iXAp)
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It's a kind of squash with a terrible odor, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 29, 2026 09:01 AM (OvMCw)

297 The only decent film he was ever in, was Carlito's way
Posted by: Jonah at January 29, 2026 08:48 AM (YCxFk)


He was in John Wick. I guess you could claim that's not a decent film but that would be quite the take.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

298 I never participate in the Ginger vs Mary Ann debate because the answer is obvious: Both!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (/iXAp)

299 Actually, that was never true, you could probably find a diner open at 3am as 24hr diners are a thing in NYC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 09:00 AM (qxpRz)
=====

Why do you hate me?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

300 > BREAKING: Minneapolis VA Director Drops BOMBSHELL
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Probably a CYA moment.

See, hardly any hardcore leftist who's out in the cold, rioting in Minneapolis is a calm, law abiding citizen when they go back home or back to work.

They were always violent and unpredictable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (jtM2q)

301 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
This leftist should win an Oscar.🏆

Her selective-empathy performance is absolutely outstanding!

https://tinyurl.com/mty4mxb3

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

302 "Yes, but I can attest that traffic and apparent numbers have seemingly vanished, especially NE of Houston...

It's rather odd, actually.
Posted by: man"

I seem to gave noticed a slight improvement Atlanta traffic but that is very subjective. When I start to see the schools getting rid of trailers to handle the overflow I will take that as a sure sign.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (GUOwU)

303 So Pretti was fired from his VA job for conducting "unauthorized experiments on Veterans"...

What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:03 AM (stb/C)

304 What is a “ Leguizamo”??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 29, 2026 09:00 AM (/iXAp)

A type of bean. It's annual legume of the family Fabaceae, subfamily Faboideae, cultivated for its edible seeds. Think garbanzo bean and hummus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

305 So Pretti was fired from his VA job for conducting "unauthorized experiments on Veterans"...

What the hell does that even mean?

==

Unconfirmed, that is why I asked where that came from.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 09:03 AM (g47mK)

306 John Liguizama has been in a number of good movies, and he is generally a good actor.

Yes his politics are shit but most Hollywood actors politics is shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 09:03 AM (qxpRz)

307 And another argument I've been seeing the left use about the illegals: "But more Americans commit violent crimes than illegal immigrants!"
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That's not an argument against enforcing immigration law.
That's an argument against enforcing any laws.

Because that's what's at stake in MN:
If the mob can prevent the state from enforcing laws it does not like, then there is no law.

There is no democracy or republic--there is only men with power.

The same mob can (and has in the past) prevented the state from enforcing laws against murder, rape and theft.
And that is why, if they do not disperse, the state opens fire and kills as many as possible.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 29, 2026 09:03 AM (oFt/K)

308 SHOCKING CLAIMS ROCK AMERICA: Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has just released HUNDREDS OF BOMBSHELL RUSSIAGATE DOCUMENTS
____

Little sister by the record machine
A tiny dancer, such a sweet 16
She's goin' out, she's gonna party tonight
She's gonna shake and make it last all night

Little brother's got a drivin' machine
A fast driver, such a clean machine
They're going out, they're gonna put out the lights
They're gonna rock it, rock it, rock it

You can still rock in America
Ah, yeah, it's alright
You can still rock in America
Ah, yeah, all night
You can still rock in America!

Posted by: Night Ranger at January 29, 2026 09:03 AM (Dv3i1)

309 296 What is a “ Leguizamo”??


Twenty Lira. Same as in Naples.

Posted by: Luigi at January 29, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

310 >> If true that is great but I have doubts

Of course you do. That’s because your job here, with the rest of the ass pirates who still suckle off their mom’s breast to this day, along with the postman, is to try and sow doubt.

But it’s not working. Try harder. Because we’re going to continue beating you like an old rug.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 29, 2026 09:04 AM (rJhDk)

311 Today's Trump cabinet meeting will be something.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 09:04 AM (g47mK)

312 Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 08:59 AM (IDEQi)

As someone who deals with the VA on a regular basis, the idea that a VA director would come out within a week of a former employee being involved in such an incident and airing yhat person's dirty laundry is... suspect, at best.

Posted by: pookysgirl, often skeptical at January 29, 2026 09:04 AM (Wt5PA)

313 @299

>>Why do you hate me?

I love you, I want you to thrive and be happy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 09:05 AM (qxpRz)

314 Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

I didn't actually watch it, because I don't really care for these performance videos by leftists. It's too emotionally overwrought.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:05 AM (Bw1/o)

315 306 John Liguizama has been in a number of good movies, and he is generally a good actor.

Yes his politics are shit but most Hollywood actors politics is shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Giancarlo Esposito (fantastic as Gus Fring in Breaking Bad) wants Americans to (counter-)revolt, march on DC. Some will die (not him), but many will survive.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 09:06 AM (Dv3i1)

316 We're open 24/7.

Posted by: Thai Food Near Me at January 29, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

317 In regards to corps speaking out:

“They don’t want to speak out alone because they are afraid,” Jeffrey Sonnenfeld, a Yale School of Management professor, told CNBC. “They know that they will be shaken down, coerced, intimidated [by the administration]. Retaliatory gestures are quite severe.”

And to think 110% of Retaliatory gestures are from their rabid Progressive customers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 09:06 AM (gbOdA)

318 I'd like an immigration system that is similar to other developed countries, which brings in those that can contribute the most to society. I don't get why this is controversial. Every immigrant I know that is here went through a ton of work to do it legally. That process needs to be improved.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

We have/had a system like that until it was wrecked by illegal immigration not to mention 1965 Immigration and Nationality act.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 09:06 AM (GUOwU)

319 We are a nation of immigrants

No we are fucking not. We are a sovereign nation with established borders. That stupid argument needs to be mocked until it dies alone and unloved in a dumpster.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 09:07 AM (RjOoY)

320 As someone who has never lived in a place with late-night ANYTHING, I do not give a single solitary shit about the "But my 3AM Shawarma!" crowd.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 09:08 AM (6Uni8)

321 Donroe Doctrine!

https://tinyurl.com/5f6jrk3u

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 09:08 AM (g47mK)

322 315 306 John Liguizama has been in a number of good movies, and he is generally a good actor.

Yes his politics are shit but most Hollywood actors politics is shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Giancarlo Esposito (fantastic as Gus Fring in Breaking Bad) wants Americans to (counter-)revolt, march on DC. Some will die (not him), but many will survive.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 09:06 AM (Dv3i1)
——

[Looks inside nasty garbage dumpster]

Oh look, celebrity opinions!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 29, 2026 09:08 AM (wqOiH)

323 We're a nation of immigrants WHO ASSIMILATED INTO THE AMERICAN CULTURE.

Posted by: Fixed It For You at January 29, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

324 Posted by: pookysgirl, often skeptical at January 29, 2026 09:04 AM (Wt5PA)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Bw1/o)

325
We are a nation of immigrants


How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
Of how we calmed the tides of war
We are your overlords

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 29, 2026 09:09 AM (DgMqy)

326
(sigh) Having irrefutably settled the Ginger / Mary Ann issue here and watching it still popping up is like listening to people write about how swell communism is because the real thing hasn't been tried yet.

Mary Ann doesn't put out.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Y8DZL)

327 John Liguizama has been in a number of good movies, and he is generally a good actor.

-------

His entire shtick is "I am the annoying, fast talking Latino character who talks fast and Latino-y." He's had a few movies where he wasn't that typecast thing, but 90% of his roles could have been performed by any number of kids I went to college with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 09:09 AM (BI5O2)

328 315 Giancarlo Esposito (fantastic as Gus Fring in Breaking Bad) wants Americans to (counter-)revolt, march on DC. Some will die (not him), but many will survive.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 09:06 AM (Dv3i1)

Hey now, let's not forget his most accurate role.

A petty thief who gets electrocuted by a vending machine in Maximum Overdrive.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 09:09 AM (6Uni8)

329 Does Minnesota law have any limits on carrying a weapon to a public demonstration?

It's such a blue HQ that I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:09 AM (stb/C)

330 He was in John Wick. I guess you could claim that's not a decent film but that would be quite the take.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)
----
The first one was a pretty solid revenge story.

The sequels kept stepping up the insanity into ludicrous territory.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 09:10 AM (ESVrU)

331 312 Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 08:59 AM (IDEQi)

As someone who deals with the VA on a regular basis, the idea that a VA director would come out within a week of a former employee being involved in such an incident and airing yhat person's dirty laundry is... suspect, at best.
Posted by: pookysgirl, often skeptical at

My ex husband worked for the VA. As far as I know he is still getting fake disability payments from them and the Army. My ex is a scary person.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 09:10 AM (ZdaMQ)

332 @312 pookysgirl, thx, the alleged director Dr Elena Vasquez apparently doesn't exist. Pardon my language but the non left has to avoid "shit posting"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 09:10 AM (IDEQi)

333 322 Donroe Doctrine!

https://tinyurl.com/5f6jrk3u

Posted by: runner

Adults are back in charge.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 09:11 AM (Dv3i1)

334 Pro tip: open me in a separate tab.

Posted by: IMDB at January 29, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)

335 I don't know any Iowans who wouldn't want more immigrants.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2026 09:01 AM (JCZqz)

Does this person know only 2 Iowans? Because that has definitely not been my experience. I live in a county where over half of the skyrocketing OWI charges are from illegals, and the natives are not happy about it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, often skeptical at January 29, 2026 09:11 AM (Wt5PA)

336 Homan's remarks and answers to press questions were very good and encouraging to me.

Now we'll wait to see what the state and city leaders say in response. And more importantly, see what they do and not do.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2026 09:11 AM (5rh/l)

337 No we are fucking not. We are a sovereign nation with established borders. That stupid argument needs to be mocked until it dies alone and unloved in a dumpster.
Posted by: NR Pax

Yep. The nation was created by settlers. Immigrants came later.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 09:11 AM (E4rtv)

338 Prometheus
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 29, 2026 08:54 AM


Well said!

Posted by: Ridley Scott at January 29, 2026 09:11 AM (0sNs1)

339 "We are a nation of immigrants"

Wait....I was born here.

So was my wife.

So was our son.

There are some folks who like to claim that human kind came out of the African continent.

If so, is EVERYONE in every nation from immigrant stock?

And if everyone is an immigrant, then nobody is an immigrant.

At what point does the 'Immigrant' claim die?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:12 AM (iMotb)

340 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

341 If the post starts with BREAKING in all caps followed by some apocalyptic statement and doesn't contain a link, don't even read it. It's bogus.
Posted by: Rule of thumb at January 29, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)


That's what most of the biggest X accounts do. Some alternate with "JUST IN". I find it extremely annoying. But I'm obtuse.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 09:13 AM (cmgab)

342 Also we are not colonizers.
There was nothing and nobody to colonize and create order.
Within 20 years most area that would become a state had organized schools, churches, and government for themselves.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 09:13 AM (gbOdA)

343
Told y'all that faggot in the frilly pink dress was bad news. I so wish we had a drop box where we could send pictures.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 08:56 AM (ASmqz)

Those pics were not him. But he was still weird.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 09:13 AM (ZdaMQ)

344 I didn't actually watch it, because I don't really care for these performance videos by leftists. It's too emotionally overwrought.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:05 AM (Bw1/o)
*******
I find it hilarious it's like they're all trying to outdo each other on social media.

I feel sorry for any guy married to these chicks.
It's also a good way for single guys to weed out the crazy ones.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 09:13 AM (NpAcC)

345 340 And if everyone is an immigrant, then nobody is an immigrant.

At what point does the 'Immigrant' claim die?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:12 AM (iMotb)

When every human on earth can vote Democrat in our elections.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 09:13 AM (6Uni8)

346 337 Homan's remarks and answers to press questions were very good and encouraging to me.

Now we'll wait to see what the state and city leaders say in response. And more importantly, see what they do and not do.
Posted by: Gref
=====
Eh, both Walz and perhaps Frey are likely to face criminal charges along with their terrorist leader Lt. Gov. Apparently the investigation into MN fraud started under Biden's junta in 2024 and that probably means charges come sooner rather than later.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 09:14 AM (E4rtv)

347 [Looks inside nasty garbage dumpster]
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 29, 2026 09:08 AM


Hopefully you didn't scare any potential prey away and disappoint teh Ewok.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 09:14 AM (0sNs1)

348 Le Gizmo is a small Hispanic novelty tool

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 09:14 AM (qgHp7)

349 Very good essay by Aaron Schuster from "FrontPage". Thanks for including that, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:15 AM (Bw1/o)

350 repeating my comment from yesterday, I heartedly endorse using an ice therapy machine if you've had joint surgery. I recently went bionic and my ice machine is pure bliss when it comes to pain relief and inflammation reduction..

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:15 AM (stb/C)

351 Good morning!

One thing I haven't seen detailed: who is the person who bit off the finger of an ICE agent?

Not a sob story they're interested in, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 09:15 AM (0yjaw)

352 >>> I just don’t at all understand this anti-immigrant sentiment.

And never will understanx if you are incapable of understanding the differenxe between an immigrant and an illegal alien (aka invader).

Posted by: Operator Error at January 29, 2026 09:16 AM (WMTKS)

353 Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 09:13 AM (NpAcC

Yes, and then you don't have to worry about psycho nurse putting poison in your food on your first date.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:16 AM (Bw1/o)

354 All churches are apostate, as the End of the Church Age came in 1988. It's a dangerous place to be. Come out of her, my people...

Posted by: Good Run, But It's Over at January 29, 2026 09:16 AM (oftw2)

355 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:12 AM


* activates 1MC *
* hiss crackle hiss pop *
Now hear this, now hear this
The Horde wishes Salty Dog a good morning, as well.
Sweepers, man your brooms.
That is all.
* crackle hiss pop *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 09:17 AM (0sNs1)

356

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 29, 2026 09:17 AM (DDJSl)

357 343 Also we are not colonizers.
There was nothing and nobody to colonize and create order.
Within 20 years most area that would become a state had organized schools, churches, and government for themselves.
Posted by: r hennigantx
======
Northwest Ordnances passed under the old Articles Congress and the later repassing under the new Constitutional government specifically ruled colonizing out. That did not happen until well after as a result of the Spanish American War in 1898 which caused the Insular Cases to delineate the relationship between the US and far flung islands.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)

358 The grift in Maine....

@WallStreetApes
The Maine Wire reveals they found “39 companies in one building” for home health care in Maine

He says EVERY SINGLE ONE is empty but collecting millions in taxpayer dollars

“We went in, we knocked on all the doors, and nobody's home. They're one-room office suites. They all have matching signs on the door — no one's there”

He lists the different home healthcare companies and they’re getting between $4.4 million and $2 million

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 09:17 AM (Dv3i1)

359 Mary Ann doesn't put out.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Y8DZL)


That's what she told you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

360 The guy in the frilly dress wasn't Preeti but another leftist loon. That guy was bounced off TicTok and Instagram for making threats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 09:18 AM (IDEQi)

361 At what point does the 'Immigrant' claim die?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:12 AM


When it's not useful to us anymore, duh!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at January 29, 2026 09:18 AM (0sNs1)

362 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Warmth has hit my region. It was above freezing yesterday afternoon. Felt good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:18 AM (u82oZ)

363 "This leftist should win an Oscar.🏆
Her selective-empathy performance is absolutely outstanding!

https://tinyurl.com/mty4mxb3
Posted by: redridinghood"

Looks like she put a lot of time into her make-up before recording that heartfelt message.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2026 09:18 AM (GUOwU)

364 Does Minnesota law have any limits on carrying a weapon to a public demonstration?

According to the Colion Noir video, it was legal for him to be armed at the protest.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

365 "Posted by: Duncanthrax"

No Bosun's pipe?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:19 AM (iMotb)

366 Ginger can't cook.

Posted by: But you already knew that at January 29, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)

367 The first one was a pretty solid revenge story.

The sequels kept stepping up the insanity into ludicrous territory.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 09:10 AM (ESVrU)


I really enjoyed 1. I watched 2 and it was okay. I haven't watched the others. I can believe your assessment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

368 Salty!


Glad to hear you are getting some warmth, finally.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:20 AM (iMotb)

369 He's had a few movies where he wasn't that typecast thing, but 90% of his roles could have been performed by any number of kids I went to college with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
=====
That is true of almost all actors. And that is the reason why so many are willing to crawl over broken glass to get parts and even submit themselves to degradation and abuse. It is because they are aware that a lot of others just as talented might get the part, role, etc. if they don't take the ticket.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 09:20 AM (E4rtv)

370 And if everyone is an immigrant, then nobody is an immigrant.

At what point does the 'Immigrant' claim die?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:12 AM (iMotb)


Howdy, VIA!!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 09:20 AM (cmgab)

371 Just saw this on Truth Social:

BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Amy Klobuchar said she's running for governor of Minnesota on Thursday after Gov. Tim Walz recently said he would not seek reelection amid the state’s massive fraud scandal. MORE: https://bit.ly/4riNV90

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 09:21 AM (ASmqz)

372 That Cucker Tarlson!

He's like an unhinged pendulum swinging in the breeze, outraged about random conspiracies and ranting about secret knowledge. If he was gay, I'd say he's the conservative right's version of Green Glenwald.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 09:21 AM (oT7pT)

373 Duncanthrax

LOL.

We had a crazy XO idea to use authentic bugle calls over the 1MC. That lasted a week, before the tape mysteriously went overboard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:21 AM (u82oZ)

374 Trump's new Assistant AG of Fraud doesn't report to Bondi.

Trump to Bondi: Put some ice on it.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 29, 2026 09:22 AM (abIsI)

375 Oh no what's gonna happen if I can't watch Zig Zag, a 5.9 on IMDB?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 09:22 AM (F5ijr)

376 One thing I haven't seen detailed: who is the person who bit off the finger of an ICE agent?

***********

Please tell me it wasn't Pinky Tuscadero...

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 09:22 AM (qgHp7)

377 No Bosun's pipe?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:19 AM


Those are apparently recorded now. But, okay, fine:

Wheeee WEEE. Wheeeee WEEEEE. Wheeee WEEEEEEEEweeeeee

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 09:22 AM (0sNs1)

378 Doof!


You guys still alive up there?

I thought the snow took y'all out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:22 AM (iMotb)

379 I will cook for Ginger.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 09:23 AM (F5ijr)

380 Ginger can't cook.
Posted by: But you already knew that

And we don't care. I'll do the cooking to keep Ginger around. She is absolutely high maintenance.
But worthy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

381 Does Minnesota law have any limits on carrying a weapon to a public demonstration?

According to the Colion Noir video, it was legal for him to be armed at the protest.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


If one of the first three things taught in your CHL class wasn't, "you have a responsibility to NOT put yourself into certain situations", sue to get your money back. Because they screwed you.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 09:23 AM (ASmqz)

382 Doof!


You guys still alive up there?

I thought the snow took y'all out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:22 AM (iMotb)


We are good. And we miss you and Mrs. VIA. Hope you are both doing well!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 09:24 AM (cmgab)

383 "Those are apparently recorded now. "


You serious?

Mastering the Pipe, and being allowed to use it on the iMC was a rite of passage for true BM's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:24 AM (iMotb)

384 At what point does the 'Immigrant' claim die?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:12 AM

When they start voting Republican.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 09:25 AM (F5ijr)

385 ...

Horde minds. *smile*

Although these days a double divorcee with a tubal ligation may be more than I can handle. Maybe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:25 AM (u82oZ)

386 Doof, we are doing good.

Door is still open, and your room is ready.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:25 AM (iMotb)

387 If one of the first three things taught in your CHL class wasn't, "you have a responsibility to NOT put yourself into certain situations", sue to get your money back. Because they screwed you.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 09:23 AM (ASmqz)


He didn't say that Pretti should have put himself in the middle of the scuffle, he said that under MN law he was legally allowed to carry at a protest.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

388 Tom Homan confirms *ALL* illegal aliens in Minnesota remain eligible for deportation — not just those with a "criminal record"

"Prioritization does NOT mean they're off the table!"

"If the message we send is you can enter illegally and don't worry about it!? You're good to go?!"

https://tinyurl.com/yxyps7ap

"If that's the message we send, you will NEVER fix this problem!"

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

389 So Amy Klubuchar wants to step into Retards shoes and be governor. Obviously, she will win. So who replaces her in the Senate? Is Al Franken rehabilitated yet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 09:26 AM (stb/C)

390 Looks like the snow Sunday into Monday won't hit the Hudson valley. Not sure I have anywhere to put it if it did

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 09:26 AM (IDEQi)

391 Silver spot at $121.92 per oz. That means an average condition pre 1965 dime has $8.71 of silver in it. Gold at $5539.80 per oz.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2026 09:26 AM (Da7Vv)

392 You're going to have to do better than Swanson Hungry Man dinners and Rice-A-Roni.

Posted by: Ginger's agent at January 29, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

393 Mary Ann likely puts out, but she makes you earn it. She's not interested in the one night stand, she wants it meaningful and lasting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:26 AM (PpBto)

394 Trump's new Assistant AG of Fraud doesn't report to Bondi.

Trump to Bondi: Put some ice on it.
==

that is trolling, where did you see this ? there are reports that the new fraud-focused division will be headed by Colin McDonald, nowhere does it say that Trump (who tends to leave law to the lawyers and have plausible deniability) will be to involved that he'll have a mid -level lawyer report directly to him.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 09:27 AM (g47mK)

395 The crime rate among illegal immigrants is 100%.

Posted by: toby928(c) muses at January 29, 2026 09:27 AM (jc0TO)

396 371 Just saw this on Truth Social:

BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Amy Klobuchar said she's running for governor of Minnesota on Thursday after Gov. Tim Walz recently said he would not seek reelection amid the state’s massive fraud scandal. MORE: https://bit.ly/4riNV90
Posted by: rickb223

Walz (allegedly) tried to take Klobuchar out. You only have one chance to take out the queen, and Walz blew it (allegedly). Now he will pay the price (allegedly).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 09:27 AM (Dv3i1)

397 Senator Speaks With Forked Tongue reads the Alex Pretti story.

https://is.gd/Il26rl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:27 AM (L/fGl)

398 He lists the different home healthcare companies and they’re getting between $4.4 million and $2 million

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 09:17 AM (Dv3i1)

The funny thing is there are records of every payment. Schedules, approvals, etc. We act like the checks just magically appear and oh well, but someone is writing them.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 09:28 AM (F5ijr)

399 Saw on X that Ben of Ben & Jerry's had planned to create an ice cream flavor memorializing Renee Good, but after the Pretti shooting, he was too heartsick to do so.

One of the first suggestions was a flavor called "Pretti Good," which made me laugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 09:28 AM (0yjaw)

400 Hillary Clinton

I see orange has blighted your path. May it be prison jumpers soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:28 AM (u82oZ)

401 Is that ol' Hairbrush Salad Klobuchar?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 09:28 AM (F5ijr)

402 Doof, we are doing good.

Door is still open, and your room is ready.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:25 AM (iMotb)


Awesome. We'll show up unannounced, wave our home flag, and demand free stuff!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2026 09:29 AM (cmgab)

403
One of the first suggestions was a flavor called "Pretti Good," which made me laugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 09:28 AM (0yjaw)



And it would taste like B O and failure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:29 AM (PpBto)

404 Ice cream does taste better when you eat it while thinking about dead hippies.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 09:29 AM (F5ijr)

405
a
r
t

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

406 403 And it would taste like B O and failure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:29 AM (PpBto)

And Larry David.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 09:30 AM (6Uni8)

407 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 09:30 AM (PpBto)

408 Chuck Schumer is a disgusting human being. He's a habitual liar, propagandist and extortionist.

That said, the US Congress is completely corrupt and is ghe leading agent in the destruction of the Republic and should be immediately dissolved.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (4b7CV)

409 [Senator Raphael] Warnock: Being at Pretti vigil site was like “standing on holy ground."

-
Like where Jesus was crucified.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (L/fGl)

410 "Awesome. We'll show up unannounced, wave our home flag, and demand free stuff!"

Makes me miss living in Baltimore, it does.

*Sniff*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (iMotb)

411 Although these days a double divorcee with a tubal ligation may be more than I can handle. Maybe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:25 AM


Gustavo Petro, President of Columbia, is standing by to render aid, unreps or midrats if needed, apparently.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (0sNs1)

412 Is Al Franken rehabilitated yet?

**********

Nope. He's still Stuart Somali

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (qgHp7)

413 All churches are apostate, as the End of the Church Age came in 1988. It's a dangerous place to be. Come out of her, my people...
Posted by: Good Run, But It's Over at January 29, 2026 09:16 AM


Not 1948?

Posted by: toby928(c) muses at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (jc0TO)

414 Duncanthrax

No commies or cartel members.

Even a horny SWO has standards. I know. Shocking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2026 09:33 AM (u82oZ)

415 Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 09:28 AM (0yjaw)

Not that he cares or knows, but i don't buy anything with the Ben & Jerry name on it, and yes, I know it was sold to Unilever or some other company. Immensely wealthy leftists booing hooing and carrying on doesn't impress me. I'm surprised he hasn't thought up a flavor to support the Palestinians. "Palestinian Peach"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:33 AM (D+BhG)

416 >>And it would taste like B O and failure.


Yup.
The whole thing would be ridiculous. What do you bet he was told by a trusted business friend it was an incredibly stupid idea that would be mocked, so he pretended he couldn't go through with it because of sadz?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 09:33 AM (0yjaw)

417 According to the Colion Noir video, it was legal for him to be armed at the protest.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Depends on the facts, for example, MN law requires you to have a permit with you do so. So far, it appears that the unalived individual did not have any id on him but did have an Illinois FOID permit reportedly. Unclear whether he had a non resident permit in MN.

But no protection for engaging in tussles with any law enforcement officer and they can be disarmed forcibly once you commit crimes like obstructing an officer from official duties, etc.

Some states do ban having firearms at political or sporting rallies, etc. or around voting areas. MN does not have a 'public gathering' type law apparently.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (E4rtv)

418 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 09:31 AM (L/fGl)

Gracious Lord, what an embarrassment that man is as a former clergyman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 09:38 AM (D+BhG)

419 Also we are not colonizers.
There was nothing and nobody to colonize and create order.
Within 20 years most area that would become a state had organized schools, churches, and government for themselves.
Posted by: r hennigantx

PIONEERS M-Fers!

Posted by: Operator Error at January 29, 2026 09:39 AM (WMTKS)

420 273 Colion Noir has an interesting video on the Pretti shooting. I recommend it.

https://youtu.be/Gz-dPb5SxbQ

It's a bit over 13 minutes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)


Yes; very good

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 29, 2026 09:41 AM (FMtrg)

421 "PIONEERS M-Fers!"

That's what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Ree Drummond at January 29, 2026 09:42 AM (iMotb)

422 Time to go get stuff done

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 09:43 AM (iMotb)

423 Good morning, all! Thank you, J.J.

From above, "A coalition* of left-wing district attorneys largely funded by billionaire George Soros launched an initiative to prosecute federal immigration agents in their jurisdictions, setting the stage for a potential showdown with the Trump administration. Many of those same prosecutors oppose mandatory minimum prison sentences for violent crimes and have released murderers back on the streets." (*There have been more nationwide than routinely reported by any watch group.)

Beyond 'the' Larry Krasner, key Soros-Backed District Attorney efforts in Pennsylvania include Jack Stollsteimer (Delaware County) and Matt Dugan (Allegheny County).

Stollsteimer became the county DA for some years. See Broad + Liberty, 'Delco DA Stollsteimer won’t help enforce immigration law on ‘peaceful’ illegal aliens,' Feb. 14, 2025.
But note that he's moved up through recent election, sworn in as Judge of the Delaware County Court of Common Pleas.

Further, "Pennsylvania Prison Society names former public defender Matt Dugan to head Western PA office,' 950.5 WESA, published Jan. 26, 2026.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

424 My point is not to harp on the politics of PA, but rather to point out the many individuals nationwide who've been funded by Soros' Foundations are not just still round where they began in the process but some have moved out & up to other even more influential positions.

AI Overview: George Soros, through his Open Society Foundations (OSF), has for decades operated with a "ground-up" strategy aimed at building coalitions of local civil society organizations to support democracy, human rights, and progressive causes. Founded in 1979, the philanthropy is now led by his son, Alex Soros, and functions as a, as described in 2025, "political philanthropy" focused on long-term structural change rather than short-term electoral cycles.
--
Only founded in 1979. And now there are so many more equally progressive foundations in play.

Lastly, while a local radio host seemed infuriated over Krasner's latest stunt, the one thing that was mentioned time & time again is that the Philly police will continue to back him in any election.

And past the boundaries of Philly, the county FOP backed Stollsheimer & county prosecutors backed Matt Dugan.

We don't talk "illegals" anymore. 🤫

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

425 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

Don't you like how they call it a "showdown"? Like there is some equivalent footing? Under Biden or Kamala or Obama it would be "defiance" or "illegal" or "unlawful". Not a "showdown".

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 10:10 AM (F5ijr)

426 Soros,Krasner....

I see no patterns.
No observable similarities.
None.

Posted by: Eugene Debs at January 29, 2026 10:16 AM (aK86z)

427 425. Don't you like how they call it a "showdown"? Like there is some equivalent footing? Under Biden or Kamala or Obama it would be "defiance" or "illegal" or "unlawful". Not a "showdown".
Posted by: ...

If nothing, they're masters at twisting language.

And if many people were sheep prior to C19, they're even more influenced (or much dumber) now.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 29, 2026 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

428 399 Saw on X that Ben of Ben & Jerry's had planned to create an ice cream flavor memorializing Renee Good, but after the Pretti shooting, he was too heartsick to do so.

One of the first suggestions was a flavor called "Pretti Good," which made me laugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 09:28 AM (0yjaw)


RACHEL CORRIE CRUNCH

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2026 12:10 PM (x0n13)

Daily Tech News 29 January 2026

Top Story

  • Windows 11 now has a billion users, all of whom hate it. (Thurrott)

    I wouldn't advise clicking on that link. It launched multiple video ads all playing at once and choked my browser to the point that I couldn't even close the tab.

    Anyway:
    As part of today's quarterly earnings conference call, Microsoft revealed that there are now over one billion Windows 11 users. That's a big milestone by any measure, but here's what I find interesting: It took Windows 11 less time to reach one billion users than it did for Windows 10.
    By three months, and they had to murder Windows 10 to do it.
    Today, the narrative is that everyone hates Windows 11. I complain about the enshittification, which is real. But that started with Windows 10 (or, really Windows . And I don't "hate" Windows 11, nor do I see hatred out in the world.
    I don't think you've looked, Paul.


  • Microsoft forced me to switch to Linux. (Himthe)
    So there I was, finally grasping the reality of what you're up against, as a Windows user:
    • Random bugs that break basic functionality
    • Updates that install without permission and brick my system
    • Copilot and OneDrive ads appearing in every corner of the OS
    • Copilot buttons everywhere, coming for every application
    • Can't even make a local account without hacking the setup with Rufus (they even removed the terminal workaround)
    • Zero actionable fixes or even an aknowledgment of their fuckups
    Sounds about right, yes.
    People often say Linux is "too much work.".

    And I agree. They're completely justified to complain. There's the documentation page diving, the forums, the reddit threads. And, most importantly, you have to basically rewire your brain and stop expecting it to behave like Windows used to.

    But I looked at the list above and realized: Windows is now also too much work.
    And the difference with Windows is that you're going to do all that work while actively fighting your computer only for it to be undone when the next surprise update comes and ruins everything.

    There is also Windows 10 IoT Enterprise Edition LTSC.

    Or Windows 7, which doesn't get updates so it doesn't break.



Tech News



Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Give me Windows 95 or give me death!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:00 AM (Ora++)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:00 AM (SSiCQ)

3 Ha! Got it, BD.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:01 AM (SSiCQ)

4 G'Day everyone
Can't say was a good night , but up at at em

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

5 BD, your hash is wild.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:01 AM (SSiCQ)

6 BD, your hash is wild.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:01 AM (SSiCQ)
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AOSHQ knows my electric toothbrush brand???

/checks for 2 way mirror in bathroom

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:02 AM (Ora++)

7 We all need a good laugh.

What do FARTs and leftists have in common? True, there are multiple answers but none of you came up with this one:

https://tinyurl.com/zwzehxhd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:04 AM (Ora++)

8 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 04:08 AM (sAmhv)

9 Debian with xfce reminds me of old Windows, except it's better than Windows ever was.

Posted by: pjungwir at January 29, 2026 04:09 AM (noE7F)

10 I loved MS 7 - I could actually make my own music videos without much fuss.

Haven't found anything as user friendly since - and I am too old to learn new tricks at this point....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 04:16 AM (SRRAx)

11 Win10 was kind to me on my previous Thinkpad. Very rare BSODs.

Now on a new Thinkpad with Win11. Thanks to morons here, I cleaned up a lot of waste and defanged AI and privacy issues. I had one single time where I saw that memory was leaking. Could have been Windows. Could have been the browser. Otherwise, it works and I've gotten used to the unnecessary changes in appearance and style here and there.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:31 AM (Ora++)

12 Last night was very cold yet all the local colleges and universities (except the local technical Institute) held rallies against ICE. Breaking a few downtown windows and looting as usual. Not sure what looting and ICE hating have in common, but opportunity I guess. Probably most professors lead the way. It shows their is nothing peaceful about the left (or right).

Posted by: colin at January 29, 2026 04:32 AM (e8qy3)

13 This is not your grandfather's US State Department:

https://tinyurl.com/bheybzvx

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:37 AM (Ora++)

14 12 Last night was very cold yet all the local colleges and universities (except the local technical Institute) held rallies against ICE. Breaking a few downtown windows and looting as usual. Not sure what looting and ICE hating have in common, but opportunity I guess. Probably most professors lead the way. It shows their is nothing peaceful about the left (or right).
Posted by: colin at January 29, 2026 04:32 AM (e8qy3)

And a very large number of arrests?

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:40 AM (SSiCQ)

15 Presidential Steven Cheung is having a good time pointing out how staged CNN's Minneapolis "Townhall" meeting was. Scroll down his page to see the recent entries:

https://x.com/StevenCheung47

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:40 AM (Ora++)

16 13 This is not your grandfather's US State Department:

https://tinyurl.com/bheybzvx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:37 AM (Ora++)

Little Marco for the win!

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:42 AM (SSiCQ)

17 Besides Windows, do you know what other interfaces have changed recently?

https://tinyurl.com/e3cmpd59

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:43 AM (Ora++)

18 No arrests at the protests according to the local media. They were just peaceful protests so why arrest anyone, ignoring the main street broken windows that the shop owners will have to pay to replace with plywood. And more business will move to the suburbs. Don't the city 'fathers' realize that main street business know when to leave to the outskirts and the tax money they loose.

Posted by: colin at January 29, 2026 04:47 AM (e8qy3)

19 Kurt Schlichter gives us a good summary of what's coming next and it isn't Pretti:

https://tinyurl.com/mtfxh7ks

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:47 AM (Ora++)

20 Don't the city 'fathers' realize that main street business know when to leave to the outskirts and the tax money they loose.

Posted by: colin at January 29, 2026 04:47 AM (e8qy3)
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Who's yo daddeh!!!

https://tinyurl.com/3tb54k5k

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:48 AM (Ora++)

21 17 Besides Windows, do you know what other interfaces have changed recently?

https://tinyurl.com/e3cmpd59
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:43 AM (Ora++)

About a half dozen AWFLs in there.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:50 AM (SSiCQ)

22 Trump has a nominee for a new AAG. It sounds important:

https://tinyurl.com/4snsf59n

Yeh. I know. "Nominee."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:55 AM (Ora++)

23 19 Kurt Schlichter gives us a good summary of what's coming next and it isn't Pretti:

https://tinyurl.com/mtfxh7ks
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:47 AM (Ora++)

He seems to be saying that, in the longterm, the bad guys lose:

There is a significant change of a low-grade insurgency erupting in the United States along the lines of the one the leftists initiated in the late 60s/early 70s. An actual civil war-type conflict is unlikely

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:00 AM (SSiCQ)

24 Is it AI?

Or is it Europeans?

House Judiciary GOP @JudiciaryGOP
10h

Can’t make this up.

The EU fined X €45 million after concluding people would think Donald Duck was a real person.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 05:00 AM (Ora++)

25 covfefe

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:02 AM (SSiCQ)

26 "NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!!!!!"

https://tinyurl.com/3t2u8ukd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 05:04 AM (Ora++)

27 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:37 AM (Ora++)

I do like Marco Rubio. I had no idea when he was in Congress that he would turn out to be such an articulate and smart person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:06 AM (D+BhG)

28 They're threatening to give Kristi Noem a dressing down, if you know what I mean.

Um... no you don't know what I mean:

https://tinyurl.com/ymzkhsyb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 05:07 AM (Ora++)

29 I do like Marco Rubio. I had no idea when he was in Congress that he would turn out to be such an articulate and smart person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:06 AM (D+BhG)
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Ditto.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 05:08 AM (Ora++)

30 The guy who sprayed liquid on Ilhan (NYT):

Court records do not indicate that Mr. Kazmierczak had ever been charged with a violent crime in Minnesota, though he was convicted in 1989 of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and twice, in 2009 and 2010, of driving while under the influence of alcohol.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:10 AM (SSiCQ)

31 These judges need to be punished and fast. They're getting worse:

https://tinyurl.com/58yvjrd3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 05:13 AM (Ora++)

32 This appears to have been a good assessment:

Bonchie
@bonchieredstate
19h
The most probable explanation for the Omar incident is that this guy is a drunk who lashed out because his far-lefty, activist wife divorced him and turned his kids blue-haired and non-binary.

Unless I see actual evidence that it was staged, that's my current assumption.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:14 AM (SSiCQ)

33 The guy who sprayed liquid on Ilhan (NYT):

Court records do not indicate that Mr. Kazmierczak had ever been charged with a violent crime in Minnesota, though he was convicted in 1989 of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and twice, in 2009 and 2010, of driving while under the influence of alcohol.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:10 AM (SSiCQ)
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Relax. It was just vinegar.

Other than those minor violations, Mr. Kazmierczak is a... salad citizen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 05:14 AM (Ora++)

34 moar praise for Rubio:

Bonchie retweeted
AG
@AGHamilton29
15h
Rubio is just really good at this.

Running circles around those questioning him and making about as good of a case for the administration as possible.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:15 AM (SSiCQ)

35 33 The guy who sprayed liquid on Ilhan (NYT):

Court records do not indicate that Mr. Kazmierczak had ever been charged with a violent crime in Minnesota, though he was convicted in 1989 of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and twice, in 2009 and 2010, of driving while under the influence of alcohol.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:10 AM (SSiCQ)
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Relax. It was just vinegar.

Other than those minor violations, Mr. Kazmierczak is a... salad citizen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 05:14 AM (Ora++)

There was some indication that he was going to caesar.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:15 AM (SSiCQ)

36 They forget Noem has a history of dealing with ill-behaved dogs.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 29, 2026 05:16 AM (/0z9K)

37 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 04:37 AM (Ora++)

It is gratifying to see Rubio in a position that is perfectly suited to his skills. I hope he is busily destroying the State Department's traditional biases too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2026 05:16 AM (Zv8bq)

38 8 degrees here, hardly even want to go outside

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 05:25 AM (Ia/+0)

39 57F here. Warmer than normal for late January.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 29, 2026 05:28 AM (/0z9K)

40 I thought a few days ago a Guerilla war was probably coming soon. I can vision bombings and assassinations as their next step.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 05:28 AM (Ia/+0)

41 I am very happy with Windows 7.

A little-known fact: Even after "support" was dropped, I would still get an occasional update. No problems.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 05:30 AM (qFwJc)

42 It's 27.9 degrees outside.

And I'm seeing idiots using the NextDoor app to post locations of ICE activity now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 05:31 AM (iMotb)

43 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 05:36 AM (Ia/+0)

44 Christian devotional on Psalm 16:1-7, following by a prayer and an additional thought. I liked it because it reminded me of a blessing I received yesterday . I went to the Shop Rite and saw a beautiful little pink hyacinth. It smelled so nice and reminds me that yes, indeed, Spring will come. I am going to bring the hyacinth to our retired organist:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhucbxk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:37 AM (Bw1/o)

45 My grandfather died of leukemia while serving in the U.S. Navy in 1943. The State Dept. then was chocked fulled of Commies.

So yes. This is not my grandfather's State Dept.

I doubt there is any mold on the Shroud of Turin, but then there might be.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 05:38 AM (qFwJc)

46 Don't the city 'fathers' realize that main street business know when to leave to the outskirts and the tax money they loose.

"But if the windows get broken, the guy who replaces them will have money to buy a suit!"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 05:38 AM (RjOoY)

47 Good morning. I has a very long and productive conversation with the person running to head the county gop.

We are going to work together to bring two projects to fruition.
A civics 101 class and an open public debate about what socialism is and isn't.

This will not be done with the gop but as an independent group.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 05:38 AM (0KSrI)

48 Evening and morning for a chilly Thor's Day! Are we really that far along in the week? Are we really still here after the ice-mageddon?

* Strokes chin *

"Interesting . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 05:40 AM (wzUl9)

49 The State Dept. then was chocked fulled of Commies.

It's a shame that we could not purge the commies in every position of power with the ferocity that the Germans got rid of Nazis. It might have saved us some problems.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 05:40 AM (RjOoY)

50 Short, cute video for the poster who likes penguins;

https://tinyurl.com/525jxdhm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:41 AM (Bw1/o)

51 I started my Windows experience with version 1.00.00. I might still have those floppy disks around somewhere. I now use a Mac Studio, as of June 2025. Fast enough, small enough, cool running. Overall decent to very decent experience. Biggest downside is cost. Biggest upside is support. I tried to help someone with their Windows laptop, and found I had become incompetent with Windows. Maybe Windows is the thing that has become incompetent. Or not. I don't miss it.
+2 degrees F here this morning, much better than the recent -7 to -4 mornings.

Posted by: Whiskey Mike at January 29, 2026 05:41 AM (l5vxg)

52 Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 05:38 AM (0KSrI)

What wonderful ideas!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:41 AM (Bw1/o)

53 I see that the Pretti family is reported to have confirmed that it was dumb-ass himself in that recently revealed video of his earlier encounter with ICE.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2026 05:42 AM (iMotb)

54 Anyway! I'm awake, having slept almost as late as I wanted. Stirling & Co. did not wake me, strangely enough. They are pacing around, naturally, but they have a little time to wait for breakfast.

Dagny actually stayed on my lap (after Linda put here there) for about a half hour last night. I keep saying, "That's *not* Dagny! Somebody replaced my aloof kitten with a lookalike!"

What's up in your zone?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

55 So my evil lair was dug out and I was able to make it into work without incident. Things are so cold that neither of the dogs saw me out. I'll overlook that.

But due to me being unable to come into work, I had to do Leave Without Pay. After running the numbers, I figured I could take a hit this time.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 05:46 AM (RjOoY)

56 Good morning! Well, the ice has melted away for the most part so I guess I'll make my way up the road to visit the hangar and see what progress they've made. I'm hoping my time remaining with this project is short. Ready to move on to a new project where I can have more time in the home office and the effort is a lot less frenetic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2026 05:47 AM (3Ope8)

57 47 Good morning. I has a very long and productive conversation with the person running to head the county gop.

We are going to work together to bring two projects to fruition.
A civics 101 class and an open public debate about what socialism is and isn't.

This will not be done with the gop but as an independent group.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 05:38 AM (0KSrI)

Information is power!

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 05:47 AM (SSiCQ)

58 Temps are between 37 and 27 here depending on whom you ask. We should see about 59 or so this p.m., when I plan to work out, and the same tomorrow. Then winter will crash in again for about three days.

Just wait, People of Da Swamp. You'll be running the A/C again by the end of Feb.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

59 Oh yes. The Bastiat falacy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 05:50 AM (qFwJc)

60 FeneIon, I had the civics class ready to go and then covid hit so it's coming off the back burner now.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 05:50 AM (0KSrI)

61 “Because of the Lord’s great love we are not consumed, for his compassions never fail.
They are new every morning, great is your faithfulness.”

Lamentations 3:22-23

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2026 05:50 AM (IeX0j)

62 Actor David Suchet reads Psalm 47:

https://tinyurl.com/yp438ruj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:50 AM (Bw1/o)

63 Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 05:50 AM (0KSrI

Glad to hear that it's coming off the back burner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:51 AM (Bw1/o)

64 Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2026 05:50 AM (IeX0j

Amen! Thanks, Marcus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:52 AM (Bw1/o)

65 m, that is exactly what we talked about. We have the perfect opportunity to do this for young as well as older participants.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 05:53 AM (0KSrI)

66 Wanted to tell Grumpy and Recalcitrant this-

Spouse didn't have to go to the bus depot yesterday because radio was working. He has never had his DEF freeze. Maybe it's colder where you are?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:55 AM (Bw1/o)

67 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9

It's 5 degrees. Supposed to be negative I on Saturday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:57 AM (Bw1/o)

68 “ Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 05:52 AM (Bw1/o)”

Of course, ma’am.

Blessing to all this day. God is good.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2026 05:58 AM (IeX0j)

69 Maduro kind of dropped out of the news cycle, no? I hope they have “persuaded” him to sing

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 06:09 AM (3GifZ)

70 Tales of dealing with my tax dude.
Email: "You need to start filling out the forms and uploading documents."
Me: Has yesterday off. Decides to get to work. Goes to page.
Site: "Enter your email.
Me: Does that
Site: "Wrong!"
Me: Creates new account. Enters email and name.
Site: "Wrong!"

I'll be calling him later.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 06:09 AM (RjOoY)

71 My Windows 11 work laptop has now decided that turning off is bad. It will power down but then turn right back on again.

It's annoying but not really a problem because the firmware knows how to really power off

Posted by: Cybersmythe at January 29, 2026 06:10 AM (VmDLh)

72 @66/FenelonSpoke: "Spouse didn't have to go to the bus depot yesterday because radio was working. He has never had his DEF freeze. Maybe it's colder where you are? "

5 deg F this morning. Maybe freezing isn't the problem exactly, but just sensors acting up. I just know we've had a lot of DEF-related issues causing problems for us.

Glad FenSpouse's radio is working. Not having that is simply not acceptable in these driving conditions. You have a breakdown in these temperatures, you need them to roll you a replacement bus with a quickness.

And thanks for letting me know.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 29, 2026 06:11 AM (O7YUW)

73 59 Oh yes. The Bastiat falacy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 05:50 AM (qFwJc)

Wikipedia, Parable of the broken window:

The parable of the broken window was introduced by French economist Frédéric Bastiat in his 1850 essay "That Which Is Seen, and That Which Is Not Seen" ("Ce qu'on voit et ce qu'on ne voit pas") to illustrate why destruction, and the money spent to recover from destruction, is not actually a net benefit to society.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:11 AM (SSiCQ)

74 59 Oh yes. The Bastiat falacy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


This is like how the left actually used the argument "But the businesses have insurance" as if everything would be restored within a day or two after their collective temper tantrum.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 06:13 AM (RjOoY)

75 ... not to be confused with

Wikipedia, Broken windows theory:

In criminology, the broken windows theory states that visible signs of crime, antisocial behavior and civil disorder create an urban environment that encourages further crime and disorder, including serious crimes.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:13 AM (SSiCQ)

76 if it was vinegar in the syringe, it was staged. ayfkm?

G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2026 06:13 AM (Cjt/F)

77 Yeah, f*ck Microsoft Windows (starting with version .

With the exception of one air-gapped financial laptop (owing to requisite historical TurboTax data necessary for the annual April 15th self-flagellation -- and as of yet there's no open source replacement), we've been on Linux since then -- but I do feel bad for the average non-techie, as wifey and I are former software developers with Unix & Linux experience who still struggle to get it setup and working.

[Damn, I first learned BSD Unix as a Computer Operator in the Bay Area for a time-sharing business during college back in the mid-80s. Good times, good times.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:13 AM (5NBTt)

78 John Wayne in North to Alaska was on Movies! last night. So this morning I woke up hearing the chorus to the Johnny Horton song in my mind . . . except I keep replacing "the rush is on" with "urushiol," the active poisonous ingredient in the lacquer tree and poison ivy. Don't ask me why.

It's almost breakfast time anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

79 76 if it was vinegar in the syringe, it was staged. ayfkm?

G'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2026 06:13 AM (Cjt/F)

Not seeing the cause and effect, here.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:16 AM (SSiCQ)

80 Happy with the mini me SOAYAN. I think the OS is ubutu, not windows which was the goal.


Posted by: kingsman at January 29, 2026 06:16 AM (ehY6c)

81 Maduro kind of dropped out of the news cycle, no? I hope they have “persuaded” him to sing

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 06:09 AM (3GifZ)

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Remember the onset of "the 24-hour news cycle" with CNN back in 1980? (Of course you don't, being 29 and all ...)

Especially now -- where things move at "The Speed of Trump" -- it feels like we have a "24-second news cycle."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:18 AM (5NBTt)

82 if it was vinegar in the syringe, it was staged. ayfkm?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2026 06:13 AM (Cjt/F)
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Not seeing the cause and effect, here.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:16 AM (SSiCQ)
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An acid attack is not the same as a salt.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 06:19 AM (Ora++)

83 Wikipedia, Broken windows theory:

In criminology, the broken windows theory states that visible signs of crime, antisocial behavior and civil disorder create an urban environment that encourages further crime and disorder, including serious crimes.
Posted by: m at January 29, 2026


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I wonder if "broken windows" can also include "crooked and broken window blinds," or "windows draped with dirty sheets instead of blinds." My own living room window has cracked blinds. The mismanagement here won't replace them, and all the models I see in the stores are either the wrong width, or won't work with the screwed-in mounts already there.

I don't care when I'm home; I have blackout curtains inside. When I walk up to my door, though, I am exasperated by the look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

84 NYT Ilhan article:

Nicholas Bogel-Burroughs
@NickAtNews
12h
New: Anthony Kazmierczak, the 55-year-old man who sprayed vinegar-smelling liquid on Ilhan Omar in Minneapolis, had posted for years about his anger at Democrats, and recently told a neighbor he might get arrested at her event.

What we know (no paywall): [NYT link here]

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:21 AM (SSiCQ)

85 I don't care when I'm home; I have blackout curtains inside. When I walk up to my door, though, I am exasperated by the look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)
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So you and CBD share the same home?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 06:21 AM (Ora++)

86 Capucine?

Bunk

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 06:22 AM (qFwJc)

87 Wikipedia, Parable of the broken window:

The parable of the broken window was introduced by French economist Frédéric Bastiat in his 1850 essay "That Which Is Seen, and That Which Is Not Seen" ("Ce qu'on voit et ce qu'on ne voit pas") to illustrate why destruction, and the money spent to recover from destruction, is not actually a net benefit to society.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:11 AM (SSiCQ)

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Interesting history, thanks m.

Of course I'm familiar with the "Broken Windows Theory" of policing going back to Mayor Giuliani and his Police Commissioner William Bratton back in the 90s, but was unaware of its origin in that parable.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:23 AM (5NBTt)

88 This is like how the left actually used the argument "But the businesses have insurance" as if everything would be restored within a day or two
———

That’s when I knew the Idiocracy had prevailed. It’s so retarded. A business has a deductible.too, and they probably don’t have insurance on the contents.

Besides. Who is to say they simply won’t burn it down again? My hometown is a long ways from Detroit, but there are still a few derelict buildings from 1968 riots.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 06:23 AM (3GifZ)

89 65 m, that is exactly what we talked about. We have the perfect opportunity to do this for young as well as older participants.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 05:53 AM (0KSrI)

Possibly set up a table to register voters. It's an enormously rewarding experience.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:25 AM (SSiCQ)

90
These updates, do they make Windows better for you or do they make it better for Microsoft?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 06:26 AM (tgvbd)

91 Replacing riot-damaged infrastructure is not an investment. It's a loss.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 06:26 AM (qFwJc)

92 The whole Linux learning curve narrative is largely overblown.

The reason most people won't switch is simple...

Apps.

And it's not offered as a pre-installed option generally.

Apps.

And apps.

There are numerous distros that offer a user friendly out of the box experience and with ai you don't need to beg a surly neckbeard to help you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 06:26 AM (qxpRz)

93 These updates, do they make Windows better for you or do they make it better for Microsoft?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026


***
To ask the question is to answer it.

Or: The answer is left as an exercise for the alert student of Pixy's Tech Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)

94 Who is to say they simply won’t burn it down again? My hometown is a long ways from Detroit, but there are still a few derelict buildings from 1968 riots.
Posted by: Common Tater


There was one business that burned down and they had insurance. But they found out that they would have to fork over about 230K in order to get the debris cleaned up.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 06:27 AM (RjOoY)

95 Horton was on the cusp of really making the bigtime with the hit tune North To Alaska, but killed by a drunk driver on the way to a gig in Louisiana

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 06:28 AM (3GifZ)

96
Up, dressed, morning prayers said, house dogs taken care of, laundry started, kennel dogs let out, coffee prepared.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 06:28 AM (tgvbd)

97 96 Up, dressed, morning prayers said, house dogs taken care of, laundry started, kennel dogs let out, coffee prepared.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 06:28 AM (tgvbd)

Plus Pixy on!

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:29 AM (SSiCQ)

98 Our downtown died after ‘68. The developers built a huge mall south of town. To get away from all that. This process played out around the country. That’s all dead now too, I expect.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 06:31 AM (3GifZ)

99 Telsa to scrap Model S and Model X cars to build robots

https://tinyurl.com/yyt438vf

Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 06:32 AM (GKyrs)

100 100

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:32 AM (SSiCQ)

101 Horton was on the cusp of really making the bigtime with the hit tune North To Alaska, but killed by a drunk driver on the way to a gig in Louisiana
Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026


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He has a legacy, though, with that song, "The Battle of New Orleans," and "Sink the Bismarck!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:33 AM (wzUl9)

102 91 Replacing riot-damaged infrastructure is not an investment. It's a loss.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 06:26 AM (qFwJc)

Tough one. The correct timing of the replacement is essential.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:35 AM (SSiCQ)

103 I'm having a nice chicken pot pie with my second coffee. Every now and then I swap out my usual eggs, or an egg plus a beef-and-bean burrito, for a pot pie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)

104
First coffee now, later second coffee with breakfast. Scrambled eggs with Andouille sausage and toast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 06:37 AM (tgvbd)

105 zowie

zerohedge
@zerohedge
34m
EU Poised To Label IRGC A Terror Org, Boosting Potential Trump Strikes On Iran

IRGC = Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:38 AM (SSiCQ)

106 Wikipedia

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), also known as the Iranian Revolutionary Guards, is a multi-service primary branch of the Iranian Armed Forces. It was officially established by Ruhollah Khomeini as a military branch in May 1979 in the aftermath of the Iranian Revolution.

Whereas the Iranian Army protects the country's sovereignty in a traditional capacity, the IRGC's constitutional mandate is to ensure the integrity of the Islamic Republic.

Most interpretations of this mandate assert that it entrusts the IRGC with preventing foreign interference in Iran, thwarting coups by the traditional military, and crushing "deviant movements" that harm the ideological legacy of the Islamic Revolution.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:40 AM (SSiCQ)

107
The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), also known as the Iranian Revolutionary Guards, is a multi-service primary branch of the Iranian Armed Forces.

Really, it's just a Koran study group that we barbaric Americans are looking to destroy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 06:41 AM (tgvbd)

108 Totaling it all up in prep for my taxes, I see I made a profit this first nine months of my retirement. "Profit" as in my income exceeded my income by quite a bit.

This year will be different, since I won't have the three months of salary from my old employer (and my vacation time payoff) to kick things off. It still looks like I'll be fine.

I have all my paperwork now. I'll sit down with the IRS form and pencil it all in. To be safe, I guess, I may use a tax preparer, but that will wipe out whatever refund I get; so I'm not sure yet. My situation is not that complex, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:42 AM (wzUl9)

109 What a beautiful to drink coffee and eat boiled peanuts at my desk. It almost feels like 1863.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2026 06:42 AM (yw3eV)

110 What a beautiful to drink coffee and eat boiled peanuts at my desk. It almost feels like 1863.
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2026


***
"Early, Lord, one frosty morning!
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:44 AM (wzUl9)

111 Totaling it all up in prep for my taxes, I see I made a profit this first nine months of my retirement. "Profit" as in my income exceeded my income by quite a bit.

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Oops. I meant my income exceeded my expenses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:45 AM (wzUl9)

112 "John Wayne in North to Alaska was on Movies! last night. So this morning I woke up hearing the chorus to the Johnny Horton song in my mind . ."

I saw that but this morning I woke up thinking "stupid computer" , but I forgot what I was dreaming about.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:47 AM (vFG9F)

113 110 What a beautiful to drink coffee and eat boiled peanuts at my desk. It almost feels like 1863.
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2026

***
"Early, Lord, one frosty morning!
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:44 AM
Today is a good day for an old boy was born in the middle of a cottonfield.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2026 06:50 AM (yw3eV)

114 18 No arrests at the protests according to the local media. They were just peaceful protests so why arrest anyone, ignoring the main street broken windows that the shop owners will have to pay to replace with plywood. And more business will move to the suburbs. Don't the city 'fathers' realize that main street business know when to leave to the outskirts and the tax money they loose.
Posted by: colin at January 29, 2026 04:47 AM (e8qy3)

Sounds like the basis for a very good letter to the editor of a local paper, colin.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:50 AM (SSiCQ)

115 Scientific American -
Is climate change prominently displayed in the title?

No - Add climate change to the title
Yes - Article is deemed accurate and approved for release.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 06:51 AM (X919G)

116 I started on my taxes but when I went to download the form from Schwab the site said they would no be available until 2/16. I thought they had to have those out by the end of January. How hard can it be anyway? Don't they have computers for that?

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:51 AM (vFG9F)

117 The concept discussed on several ONTs in the past, that there are people who apparently do not have an "internal monologue" -- which to me would mean you can't "hear" your own thoughts as your rehearse what you are going to say or write, or don't "hear" in memory a line of dialogue from a movie or lyrics from a song -- that still astonishes me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)

118 Protein Soda would be a great name for a ska band. Back when those roamed the earth.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 06:53 AM (X919G)

119 Don't the city 'fathers' realize that main street business know when to leave to the outskirts and the tax money they loose.
——-

The new “business” model is to grift of federal confetti-buck cannon money, and illegal aliens near as I can tell.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 06:53 AM (BACll)

120 What do they call it when your monologue is a multilogue?

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:53 AM (vFG9F)

121 I started on my taxes but when I went to download the form from Schwab the site said they would no be available until 2/16. I thought they had to have those out by the end of January. How hard can it be anyway? Don't they have computers for that?
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026


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IRS.gov has all the forms. Maybe Schwab and other preparers have to wait for a particular software update for their packages. The independent CPA lady I went to in Nov. warned me she didn't have the "new" version yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)

122 fd,schizophrenia

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 06:54 AM (0KSrI)

123 Protein Soda would be a great name for a ska band. Back when those roamed the earth.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026


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Wasn't there a ska band who called themselves "Napoleon Solo"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:54 AM (wzUl9)

124 The concept discussed on several ONTs in the past, that there are people who apparently do not have an "internal monologue"

That is odd to me. I actually hear the dialogue of characters when I'm writing out my stories. And yes, sometimes they tell me "Nah. This is what I want to say."

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 06:56 AM (RjOoY)

125 Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2026 06:42 AM (yw3eV)

Goober Peas!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2026 06:56 AM (Zv8bq)

126 "IRS.gov has all the forms."

Not the IRS 1040 forms, the ones that show your contributions, interest, withdrawals, etc. I've already got a stack of 1099s from clients but need my personal investment stuff to continue.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:56 AM (vFG9F)

127 fd,schizophrenia
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026


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Yes. In my readings in abnormal psych, the accepted wisdom (then, anyway) was that the voices schizophrenics "hear" are their own disordered, delusional thoughts.

Does this mean that people without an internal monologue would not "hear" voices, and would not have that particular form of hallucinations?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)

128 France is planning to follow Australia in banning social media for children under 15. (The Guardian)

In Australia the number of visitors to such sites hasn't declined one iota despite five million accounts being banned.

Odd, that. You'd almost think that kids are smarter than politicians.


They need Doge-like people on initiatives like this.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 06:57 AM (SSiCQ)

129 "IRS.gov has all the forms."

Not the IRS 1040 forms, the ones that show your contributions, interest, withdrawals, etc. I've already got a stack of 1099s from clients but need my personal investment stuff to continue.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026


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Oh, okay. I use the 1040-SR and several of the associated schedules; my situation is simple compared to many.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

130 "fd,schizophrenia
Posted by: Ben Had"

Oh. I'll tell the other voices to keep it down.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:58 AM (vFG9F)

131
117 The concept discussed on several ONTs in the past, that there are people who apparently do not have an "internal monologue" -- which to me would mean you can't "hear" your own thoughts as your rehearse what you are going to say or write, or don't "hear" in memory a line of dialogue from a movie or lyrics from a song -- that still astonishes me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 06:51 AM

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There are people who can't form a vision in their minds of how they would like a thing to be. You see a yard of uncut grass, you picture it cut in your mind, you get to work to fulfill the vision. They can't envision in such a way. There are millions of them. The slums are full of them. They seek fulfillment now, in their hands right now, not in the future.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 29, 2026 07:00 AM (hA/c/)

132 it appears that except for the one-paycheck single guys who file the EZ, I may be the last person in America who files a full 1040 with all the etceteras and schedules manually calculated and handwritten. lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2026 07:00 AM (Cjt/F)

133 The concept discussed on several ONTs in the past, that there are people who apparently do not have an "internal monologue"

That is odd to me. I actually hear the dialogue of characters when I'm writing out my stories. And yes, sometimes they tell me "Nah. This is what I want to say."
Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026


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Same here! I will often say the dialogue out loud to myself, depending on my ear to tell whether it sounds like human beings talking and that they don't all sound alike, i.e., like me. But the internal fictional "voices" are always there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

134 Well, well, well! What do we have here?

A Bush judge who loves illegal aliens and judges accordingly:

https://t.co/gxQgHE4GlX

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:00 AM (Ora++)

135 "fd,schizophrenia
Posted by: Ben Had"
*
Oh. I'll tell the other voices to keep it down.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026


***
"I can't come in to work. The voices told me to stay home and clean all the guns today."

(That used to be a joke. Nowadays with what we see out there, not so much.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)

136 135 "I can't come in to work. The voices told me to stay home and clean all the guns today."

(That used to be a joke. Nowadays with what we see out there, not so much.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)

In the UK, that might get you arrested.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 07:03 AM (SSiCQ)

137 Yes. In my readings in abnormal psych, the accepted wisdom (then, anyway) was that the voices schizophrenics "hear" are their own disordered, delusional thoughts.

My mom did a rotation in the psych ward for Nursing school and got to talking with one of the patients. She asked him this: "When you are not taking your medication, do the voices in your head sound as clear as me talking to you?"

The man look startled and said that they did. The doctor in charge admitted that no one had ever asked that.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 07:03 AM (RjOoY)

138 new word to me

rumbustious
adjective informal, mainly British English
boisterous or unruly: rumbustious football fans

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 07:05 AM (SSiCQ)

139 Am I the only one who thinks the word "beloved" is overused by the media?

"Costco faces lawsuit over beloved $4.99 rotisserie chicken"

"Beloved chicken" just sounds wrong.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

140 Been running windows 11 now for months. I don't understand all the hate for it really outside of the whole Recall thing which is optional.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 29, 2026 07:07 AM (3UbC6)

141 Wait until the at least the end of Feb before downloading your tax forms from Schwab. There's been a few instances where they revised my 1099's.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 07:08 AM (GKyrs)

142 Am I the only one who thinks the word "beloved" is overused by the media?

"Costco faces lawsuit over beloved $4.99 rotisserie chicken"

"Beloved chicken" just sounds wrong.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026


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The 1959 Gregory Peck-Deborah Kerr movie Beloved Infidel was *not* about the forbidden love between a radical Moslem and a Christian, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

143 rumbustious
adjective informal, mainly British English
boisterous or unruly: rumbustious football fans

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 07:05 AM (SSiCQ)
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A derivate of "too much rum."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:08 AM (Ora++)

144 Am I the only one who thinks the word "beloved" is overused by the media?

"Costco faces lawsuit over beloved $4.99 rotisserie chicken"

"Beloved chicken" just sounds wrong.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026

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The 1959 Gregory Peck-Deborah Kerr movie Beloved Infidel was *not* about the forbidden love between a radical Moslem and a Christian, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)
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Chicken > Peck

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 07:10 AM (Ora++)

145
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:11 AM (gbOdA)

146 It shows their is nothing peaceful about the left (or right).

I don't get the "or right" part. Here you bring anecdotal evidence of the left's inability to peacefully assemble and petition but don't for the "right" but you accuse the "right" anyway.

And I take issue with claims to the "right" because it pretends that there are two near equal teams that scrimmage for politicial power.

"Left" is a brand that describes an ideology that is antithetical to human flourishing that expresses itself in demonic ways. What is the "right"? Its basis is in "leave me alone" and its manifestation is in its reluctance to fight on the Left's terms and playing field.

Anything else in the political sphere is just grifting.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:11 AM (a4flb)

147 Why did MS move the Start button to the middle for Win 11? What purpose did it serve? What focus group said that would be a good idea? A focus group of retards, I suppose

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 07:12 AM (vFG9F)

148 'Bout time to shave and shower. Today I need to hit Walmart and Aldi to stock up on groceries and supplies for the next Deep Freeze.

I may buy the oil and filter I need for the car's change next month, or I may wait a week. Their Supertech oil, on which I've run the Buick for most of its life with me, is rarely on sale, maybe never. But it's always cheaper than the name brands like Mobil 1 and Castrol, and has the same certifications.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

149 "The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates

It amazes me. I thought that we all have basic consciousness.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 07:14 AM (qFwJc)

150 >>> new word to me

rumbustious
adjective informal, mainly British English
boisterous or unruly: rumbustious football fans
Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 07:05 AM (SSiCQ)


Rumbustious - That part of the party when women take their tops off as a result of alcohol consumption.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 07:14 AM (X919G)

151 The whole IT industry has become a self-perpetuating scam.

Nothing is simple anymore. I went thru 15 distractions to install a printer driver.

USB vs. wireless or both. Account, usernames, passwords, downloads, several lockups and a crash, hard reboot, then ended up with 2 devices. Identical.

32 bit software suites on a 64 bit processor, fucking Windows 11, - it is all geek madness.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 07:15 AM (oT7pT)

152 146 It shows their is nothing peaceful about the left (or right).

I don't get the "or right" part. Here you bring anecdotal evidence of the left's inability to peacefully assemble and petition but don't for the "right"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:11 AM (a4flb)

Agreed. It's been put into parentheses--"(or right)"--but I'm not sure why it's there at all.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 07:16 AM (SSiCQ)

153 Also, AI is useless, - I asked it to install the printer driver for me and it gave me some useless counsel.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 07:19 AM (oT7pT)

154 Remember windoze 95 and 98 where Microsoft office programs crashed the Microsoft operating system several times a day? And when the file fragments left behind exceeded 256 it wouldn't even boot anymore.

That's when I switched to Linux.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 29, 2026 07:25 AM (jDl+g)

155 I’m still on Windows 7 Pro. I’ve been holding out upgrading to Win 10 because I loathe it. So MS had to come out with a horror show of an OS so I could appreciate 10.

Well done, Bill! Now slink back under your rock.

Posted by: Khiri at January 29, 2026 07:30 AM (ITjH2)

156 Re: Musical Interlude:

Had the Brothers in Arms disc playing in my car yesterday/this morning. John Illsley always looks like he's having a blast on stage.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 29, 2026 07:33 AM (NcvvS)

157 Apparently turning off TPM so I could do a Linux dual boot a while back broke Windows 11 updates for me.

I kind of haven't gotten around to fixing it. Which is probably stupid, but when I do, I'll probably just burn the entire thing to the ground and do a purely Linux install instead.

Posted by: Voyager at January 29, 2026 07:46 AM (lk05u)

158 Walk of Life by Dire Straits will get that blood moving.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2026 07:56 AM (yw3eV)

159 Is there a n00b version of Linux that doesn't have me running to a forum if I can't start my computer? Asking for a friend. Who is me.

Posted by: Jon at January 29, 2026 08:27 AM (pMIXM)

160 >>>Is there a n00b version of Linux that doesn't have me running to a forum if I can't start my computer? Asking for a friend. Who is me.

Linux Mint.. It's the most Windows like in the GUI and comes with a Software manager that helps you install most of the apps that you want.

Somethings like setting up a Plex Media Server, you will need to go to the Terminal Command Line for but that's not an app most Newbies use.

Zorin is also a Windows lite OS from Linux.

I use Mint daily but Zorin from time to time

Posted by: Blanco at January 29, 2026 08:46 AM (q83gU)

161 Linux has been technically superior to Windows for decades. Unless you want t run the latest AAA game (and Steam and others are working on that) there is nothing you can do on Windows that you can't do on Linux.


Honestly, if you use your computer mostly for browsing, etc, well, Chrome, Firefox, Opera, Brave, Vivaldi, etc., are all running natively on Linux.


Also, most linux distros will allow you to boot from a USB drive and test drive the system before you commit to an install. So why not give it a try? getfedora.org and download the KDE Plasma edition, and give it a try.

Posted by: Naqamel at January 29, 2026 08:47 AM (lG+7p)

162 "Is there a n00b version of Linux that doesn't have me running to a forum if I can't start my computer? Asking for a friend. Who is me."

I've been using Ubuntu Linux for 20 yars, and am quite happy with it. I admit that in the past, I had some trouble with installing drivers for some less-than-mainstream hardware - in one case, a wifi chip, in the other an older-generation laser printer. But with the latest release that I've installed (24.4 - ie, the April 2024 release), everything just worked, no muss, no fuss.

One nice feature is that you can boot Ubuntu from the installation media, without installing it on your machine. It runs slowly, but you can sample its look and feel and see if you like it.

A big drawback in the past was lack of support for Linux by games manufacturers. I'm not a gamer, but I'm told that that has changed, and that quite a few major games companies now support Linux.

Another advantage is that Linux runs on trailing-edge hardware. So if you have an older machine that can't run Windows, you can install Linux, and see if you like it. If nothing else, you won't have Redmond monitoring your every action on what you thought was your computer.

Posted by: Nemo at January 29, 2026 09:02 AM (4RPgu)

163 "Zero actionable fixes or even an aknowledgment of their fuckups"

Of all the misdeeds committed by the Brits in India, by far the worst was teaching them English. (to paraphrase and repurpose a classic quote...)

This is ONE HUNDRED percent due to H1b's. Shitty Indian tech workers, many with fraudulent credentials, are slowly hollowing out our civilization.

If I sound mad about this it's because I've personally had to help clean up several instances where incompetent street shitter code /work practices got people killed.

I don't know what they use now off the top of my head and it has been a long time, but we used Linux in the office when I worked for Google.

Posted by: heya at January 29, 2026 09:18 AM (K6SBR)

164 How do I get a copy of Windows 7?
Without encountering all kinds of license issues?

Because I'd love to go back to it.

I would also love to use Linux, but have found it impossible to grab the right updates for a great many things I want to install.

Posted by: GWB at January 29, 2026 10:54 AM (c9dx8)

165 >>> 116 I started on my taxes but when I went to download the form from Schwab the site said they would no be available until 2/16. I thought they had to have those out by the end of January. How hard can it be anyway? Don't they have computers for that?
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:51 AM (vFG9F)

I know how they get those reports and... I am laughing at them.

I bet there's a way you can file a complaint with the IRS, and maybe even your congresscritter. Not that I'm holding my breath for those timwalzes to do anything, but Schwab must have a zillion customers having assimilated TD Ameritrade which ate Scottrade which ate ETrade, so let's have some fun poking the asshoes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 11:25 AM (ULPxl)

166 The whole Linux learning curve narrative is largely overblown.

The reason most people won't switch is simple...

Apps.

And it's not offered as a pre-installed option generally.

Apps.

And apps.

There are numerous distros that offer a user friendly out of the box experience and with ai you don't need to beg a surly neckbeard to help you.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 06:26 AM (qxpRz)


---

Last exposure to Linux was in some of the FreeBSD groups during grad school 30 years ago. Just bought a new laptop. Before it could attempt to boot into Win11, I installed Fedora, with a helping hand from my teenager.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 29, 2026 12:12 PM (tmaEb)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - January 28, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the post-cafe overnight variety.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Good will offerings of amusing puns are happily accepted. Pants are optional, but only if you are in very warm surroundings. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

[Top photo: Winter in Yosemite. Photo credit unknown.]

***

Please indulge me for a moment:

Many people know Porsches as the sportscar in Risky Business or Weird Science. Charlie drove a Porsche speedster in Top Gun and Will Smith drove a 911 Turbo in Bad Boys. Maybe you knew a local doctor that had a red one or an uncle with something that vaguely looked like a sporty VW.

Before Porsches became more broadly known in the 1980s, it was a much different company. The company was only born in 1948 and was smaller than other manufacturers. In the mid 1960s, the 911 succeeded the 356 which was the company's first model. The 911 was simple and sporty with a timeless shape where form followed function. It was not a luxury car.

Porsche believed that motorsport improved the breed. The 911 was a road car but it was raced by the factory and customers alike.

Porsche engineer Peter Falk joined the company in 1959 and rose quickly to head various testing programs, including the first road going and racing 911 cars. He served as navigator in the first international race for the 911, the 1965 Monte Carlo Rally. Racing was competitive R&D and run out of the passenger car business.

In the 1960s, Falk managed the racing program. In the mid-1960s and 1970s, the factory built pure racers like the 917 to challenge for wins at the biggest races. In 1981, the racing program was formally moved from under the passenger car business and Falk became Porsche's racing director.

In the 1970s and 1980s, Porsche moved from chasing others to having everyone else chase Porsche. Porsche did not just win - it dominated. Falk lead an amazing group of people that accomplished amazing things. It was a right place, right time, right people scenario. The engineers were not flashy and let the cars and drivers take the spotlight. It was a time before everything became electronic and driven by computers. Trial and error, intelligence, willpower, and on-the-fly engineering pushed progress.

Porsche claimed motorsport success in the 1980s across many forms of motorsport (including LeMans and Dakar), remarkable for a racing department that was tiny by modern standards.

Most people have never heard of Peter Falk or the people in his orbit but Porsche as a company and motorsport in general would not be the same without their involvement and Herr Falk's leadership.

Peter Falk's earthy race saw the checkered flag on January 23. He was 93.

No, Porsche Peter Falk is not the same as the Columbo Peter Falk.

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Hat tip: Iris

I await the Horde's theological explanation for why Luke is sugar free.


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Two unrelated but random time-related facts:

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The Dutch tulip bubble only lasted six months:

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Science!

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Knowledge:



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Sure this has been posted before but think we need some zoomie winter content:

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The Pittsburgh police scanner keeps giving. Thank you people of Pittsburgh!

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And as is customary and traditional:

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In memory of Peter Falk, Hans Zimmer with the soundtrack from the movie "Rush" for the big ONT finish.

***

Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking ?? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




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1 Unimaginable yet it's true.
It's the ONT Wednesday.
Yay.

Posted by: mindful webworker - background disinformation at January 28, 2026 10:00 PM (pVyx/)

2 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 28, 2026 10:01 PM (lUFok)

3 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

4 It's....

JUST BEAUTIFUL!!!

Posted by: Ralphie's Old Man at January 28, 2026 10:02 PM (8DR9B)

5 NIVEN'S LAWS
By science fiction author Larry Niven

This is the first one:
1.a. Never throw shit at an armed man.
1.b. Never stand next to someone who is throwing shit at an armed man.

The rest can be found here:
https://www.futilitycloset.com/2024/01/25/nivens-laws/

Posted by: MartynWW at January 28, 2026 10:02 PM (M9zxq)

6 Birdbath status: still frozen, but things are starting to thaw out 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)

7 Hello everyone, happy Wednesday to you all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2026 10:03 PM (CHHv1)

8 Mindfull, you got a shout out or a H/T from Bluebird of Bitterness tonight.
My, the 60's and 70's were a strange time.
Odd, maybe odd is a better word.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 28, 2026 10:03 PM (nz1sK)

9 T!🦖!
Always making mid-week fun🤪!
Heading back up to content...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 10:03 PM (LNeRu)

10 Front page right-hand column item:
"NASA Set to Launch First Manned Moon Rocket in 50 Years"
Will NASA even exist in 50 years? I know they've got some bugs to work out, but surely it won't take that long. Glad they're playing it safe.
🙄🚀

Posted by: mindful webworker - get it? get it? at January 28, 2026 10:04 PM (pVyx/)

11 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

12 I guess Thomas was an RC evangelist.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 10:05 PM (gKWVE)

13 What do you call a hundred dead lawyers? A good start.

What do you call two dead commies?

A Pretti Good start.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 28, 2026 10:05 PM (Fl2Df)

14 Just looking at the top pic caused, ah, shrinkage.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 28, 2026 10:05 PM (WxFYM)

15 Most people have never heard of Peter Falk or the people in his orbit but Porsche as a company and motorsport in general would not be the same without their involvement and Herr Falk's leadership.

You know who else was involved in Porsche as a company?

*lets loose with a massive ill-timed Führerpfuffen*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:05 PM (8DR9B)

16 Yay Big T

YayOZnT!

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at January 28, 2026 10:06 PM (pscAN)

17 Thanks for the ONT, Dino. Good reading about Peter Falk / Porsche.

Posted by: scampydog at January 28, 2026 10:06 PM (41CYW)

18 Good evening, one and all.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 10:07 PM (xDQPT)

19 Kool: Youtube:MagaMan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=654p_58VZhc


And who is Orange Julius?
https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-OrangeLotus
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-futPrezGabbardStepsUp

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 28, 2026 10:08 PM (jx8rX)

20 I lived in Boston's North End some 40 years ago (wow!). Parking was miserable even in the best of times. During snow - no previously shoveled spot was ever taken by a non-shovelee.

It was known widely to do that would be a very, very poor choice.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 10:09 PM (cYBz/)

21 I thought Charlie drove a Karmann Ghia in Top Gun.

There was a classic Porsche in the sequel.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 10:11 PM (mXpUo)

22 Nice photo and mystery click🙂

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 10:13 PM (LNeRu)

23 You did Thomas.
Now do Todd.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2026 10:14 PM (Riafb)

24 I love Wednesday. The Pittsburgh Scanner is my very favorite thing ever. Why? Because it makes me glad my dad left Pittsburgh before i was born.

Dated a guy in high school who had a yellow 911. That was a fun year.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2026 10:15 PM (wLjpr)

25 Street parking in the snow.
My town doesn't plow residential streets unless there is more than 5" of snow. Several years ago we had a foot and a half fall overnight. The city plow came through, a road grader actually, buried my car.
I was just setting out to dig it out when a city employee arrived with a snowblower and dug me out. He also blew my sidewalk.
I love living in a small town.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at January 28, 2026 10:15 PM (TlCKo)

26 TV types does not mention the Cathode Ray Tube. As the day-shifters say, "I am disappoint".

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:15 PM (47diA)

27 Wasn’t Porsche also very slightly active in the 1939 - 1945 timeframe? Although I think they built their sports cars a bit larger and slower for a while. Great traction though.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 28, 2026 10:16 PM (X919G)

28 He also blew my sidewalk.

Lucky sidewalk.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 28, 2026 10:17 PM (Riafb)

29 I think Porsche as a separate brand came along c.1949. I could be wrong. Ferdinand was the top dog/designer of the VW.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:17 PM (47diA)

30 Ferdinand Porsche spent a couple years in the slammer after WWII for working with the Nazis and using slave labor during the war to build vehicles. His son Ferry was also imprisoned, but released after six months. It was a miracle the company survived.

Posted by: Air Cooling at January 28, 2026 10:17 PM (oftw2)

31 Thanks for another mighty Wednesday Dino ONT, T-Rex!

I like the thinking behind the Pittsburgh scanner report from Squirrel Hill. Why not tow skiers behind your pickup? Roads are closed so it's not like you're going anywhere...

Thanks for the background on Porsche and Peter Falk. RIP

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 28, 2026 10:17 PM (kB9dk)

32 What's the difference between an onion and a drum set? Nobody cries when you cut up a drum set.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:18 PM (L/fGl)

33 21 I thought Charlie drove a Karmann Ghia in Top Gun.

There was a classic Porsche in the sequel.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 10:11 PM
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Nope. Charlie drove a 1958 356 Speedster. The one in the movie was a replica. The (real) Porsche 911 in the sequel was a reference/callback to the original.

Posted by: TRex - das auto dino at January 28, 2026 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

34 What gets me with snow plowing is how long the giant mall parking lot hills would last. I think I remember sooty black snow mounds well into April.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 28, 2026 10:19 PM (X919G)

35 Luke was a physician and knew better than to drink all that corn syrup.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 28, 2026 10:19 PM (oftw2)

36 He also blew my sidewalk.
Lucky sidewalk.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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Beat me to.it.
Great(!) minds think alike.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 10:19 PM (hKN+e)

37 We got in trouble for "hooky-bobbing" when I was a kid.

(That's when you grab on to a vehicle and get pulled along the icy/snowy road for fun)

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

38
tcn, are you here? If so, are you the one with the red hair and the little ring in the side of your nostril?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 10:20 PM (Pno9/)

39 36
Horde Mind.
You're welcome.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at January 28, 2026 10:20 PM (TlCKo)

40 My girldog is about 12. Ask her if she wants to "go for a ride"..
Zoomies! Zooming like a pup, and 'talking' like a crazy person! I'm guessing she'll be going about like this when she's 20. Hopefully🙏❣.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 10:20 PM (LNeRu)

41
The Artemis II wet dress rehearsal test is scheduled for Jan 31 at the pad. This is where they load up the rocket with fuel and LOX and got through a simulated countdown to about 30 secs before ignition.

That hard freeze in the forecast Jan 31 - Feb 1 may mess that up, don't know. With Artemis I, they had a time with some liquid H2 leaks and had to roll the whole thing back to the VAB for repairs.

If all goes well, Feb 6 will be the launch date.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 10:21 PM (w6EFb)

42
Is "Rush" a good movie? Honestly, I thought it was about drugs, not driving fast.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 10:21 PM (Pno9/)

43 Front page right-hand column item:
"NASA Set to Launch First Manned Moon Rocket in 50 Years"
Will NASA even exist in 50 years? I know they've got some bugs to work out, but surely it won't take that long. Glad they're playing it safe.
🙄🚀
Posted by: mindful webworker - get it? get it? at January 28, 2026 10:04 PM (pVyx/)

***

What's the over/under they launch on time?
And they aren't even landing. Have they forgotten everything they did 50 years ago?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB)

44 The storm and snow has left me very confused about what day it is. Thank heavens I have the ONT to keep me informed!

Loved the Porsche story.

Posted by: Iris at January 28, 2026 10:21 PM (bOJ2I)

45 Moral of the pittsburg police scanner story- Don't live where any asshole can park in your spot, because they will.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 10:21 PM (snZF9)

46
A young woman was killed in Texas this week. A friend was towing her behind his vehicle and the rope wrapped around a tree and she was killed.


Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2026 10:22 PM (3ek7K)

47 This YouTube video of the growth of Paris is kinda cool...

https://tinyurl.com/3j6786jt

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 10:22 PM (Q+gd/)

48 We got in trouble for "hooky-bobbing" when I was a kid.

(That's when you grab on to a vehicle and get pulled along the icy/snowy road for fun)
Posted by: JQ

Not to be Danny Downer but two young kids in TX were killed this week after being slammed into a tree while being towed on the snow by a rope.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 10:22 PM (cYBz/)

49 TecumsehTea— did you watch that video? In her last years, Mom liked to watch Lawrence Welk re-runs. The show had some real oddities. That was certainly one. And the costumes!

Nothing quite so odd as this classic "modern spiritual":
https://youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE

Posted by: mindful webworker - sweet Jesus! at January 28, 2026 10:23 PM (pVyx/)

50 We got in trouble for "hooky-bobbing" when I was a kid.

(That's when you grab on to a vehicle and get pulled along the icy/snowy road for fun)
Posted by: JQ

Yeah? Well, Michael J. Fox did that in Back to the Future and look what happened to him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:23 PM (L/fGl)

51 I love Wednesday. The Pittsburgh Scanner is my very favorite thing ever. Why? Because it makes me glad my dad left Pittsburgh before i was born.

Posted by: moki at January 28, 2026 10:15 PM (wLjpr)

Ditto, my mom was born there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)

52 40 Zoomies! Zooming like a pup, and 'talking' like a crazy person!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 10:20 PM
***
Zoomies are the best. Pure doggie happiness. Also contagious for nearby doggies!

Posted by: TRex - zoomie dino at January 28, 2026 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

53 Beautiful photo up top. It is gorgeous here in Michigan right now. There are a lot of trees in my neighborhood, and they are flocked. The roofs of houses are covered with lovely white snow, and the snow on the ground is clean and pure white. Sounds wonderful, right? Well, I haven't gone out to get my mail yet because it is colder than a witch's tit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

54 >> Have they forgotten everything they did 50 years ago?

We should've had a Moon base by now, and be on Mars as well. There were big plans with Apollo that all got defunded, and we just languished in LEO.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb)

55 In memory of Peter Falk, Hans Zimmer with the soundtrack from the movie "Rush" for the big ONT finish.

I had MUCH different expectations for a movie with that title.

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

56 Not to be Danny Downer but two young kids in TX were killed this week after being slammed into a tree while being towed on the snow by a rope.

Watch out for those trees, man.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at January 28, 2026 10:24 PM (8DR9B)

57 25 He also blew my sidewalk.

I bet most 'guy towns' would totally dig this😛...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 10:25 PM (LNeRu)

58 When VW was trying to start up after the war, workmen were living in the rubble and trying to assemble cars. Henry Ford sent someone to see what they were doing and to see if he should invest, as Europe would need millions of cars pretty quickly. His representative said that it was a mess not worth getting involved in. Bad mistake. Of course, Ford eventually built factories in Germany, Britain, elsewhere, but owning VW would have been cheap way to corner the market.

Posted by: Air Cooled. at January 28, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)

59 A young woman was killed in Texas this week. A friend was towing her behind his vehicle and the rope wrapped around a tree and she was killed.


Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2026 10:22 PM (3ek7K)


Not to be Danny Downer but two young kids in TX were killed this week after being slammed into a tree while being towed on the snow by a rope.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 10:22 PM (cYBz/)

Jesus, are we witnessing the birth of Texas Man?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 10:26 PM (snZF9)

60 It snowed here early this morning, but melted before I woke up. My friend told me it was pretty & lasted for about a half hour before melting.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 10:26 PM (rdVOm)

61 Why is the Luke Coca-Cola sugar-free? Well, in honor of:

Luke Byrne: A 19-year-old boxer from Longford, Ireland, diagnosed with diabetes in 2010 and known as "Sugar Free."

https://tinyurl.com/ycyfcb54

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 28, 2026 10:26 PM (NZPfR)

62 Exclusive !!

Never before seen footage of Iranian Islamic Regime's fierce submarine!

https://tinyurl.com/2bscv94u

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 10:26 PM (g47mK)

63 We should've had a Moon base by now, and be on Mars as well. There were big plans with Apollo that all got defunded, and we just languished in LEO.

But NASA's muslim outreach program brought a metric fuckton of grifting lazy Somalis to Minnesota, so it wasn't a complete lost decade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:27 PM (8DR9B)

64 Oldsmobile 394, Holley 4bbl with secondaries you could drop a silver dollar through, raced one of those little 911's. What an embarrassing joke, it was a curvy road.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 10:27 PM (/bEIA)

65 .Clocks in.
Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 28, 2026 10:27 PM (w3u3d)

66 Watch out for those trees, man.

-
Ahh, the George of the Jungle rule.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:28 PM (L/fGl)

67 Oldsmobile 394, Holley 4bbl with secondaries you could drop a silver dollar through


You obviously needed a station wagon . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:28 PM (47diA)

68 Some idiot is driving around Amarillo with this message in the back window “it’s been 4 days since ICE committed MURDER (that we know of)

Show a passport at the bloody border at a PoE to a CBP official. Problem solved.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 10:29 PM (+VCCp)

69 Oldsmobile 394, Holley 4bbl with secondaries you could drop a silver dollar through, raced one of those little 911's. What an embarrassing joke, it was a curvy road.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 10:27 PM (/bEIA)

Spreadbore carb? You can almost drop a tennis ball through those things. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 10:29 PM (snZF9)

70 Jesus, are we witnessing the birth of Texas Man?
Posted by: Berserker
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They must've been going too fast & couldn't let go or get off the sled in time.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

71 Ferdinand Porsche spent a couple years in the slammer after WWII for working with the Nazis and using slave labor during the war to build vehicles. His son Ferry was also imprisoned, but released after six months. It was a miracle the company survived.


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Crazy!

Posted by: IBM at January 28, 2026 10:30 PM (g47mK)

72 The first spread bores were Quadra Jets, I think. Not a good performance carb. Difficult to set up the secondaries.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:30 PM (47diA)

73 Have they forgotten everything they did 50 years ago?
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Pretty much.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 10:30 PM (pZq2R)

74 41
The Artemis II wet dress rehearsal test is scheduled for Jan 31 at the pad. This is where they load up the rocket with fuel and LOX and got through a simulated countdown to about 30 secs before ignition.

That hard freeze in the forecast Jan 31 - Feb 1 may mess that up, don't know. With Artemis I, they had a time with some liquid H2 leaks and had to roll the whole thing back to the VAB for repairs.

If all goes well, Feb 6 will be the launch date.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 10:21 PM (w6EFb)

The better not rush the launch in cold weather like they did with SS Challenger.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 28, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)

75 Exclusive !!

Never before seen footage of Iranian Islamic Regime's fierce submarine!

https://tinyurl.com/2bscv94u
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 10:26 PM (g47mK)

Kind of resembles a septic tank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:32 PM (8zz6B)

76 The first spread bores were Quadra Jets, I think. Not a good performance carb. Difficult to set up the secondaries.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:30 PM (47diA)

The holley spread bore carbs were pretty fierce. Sipped the gas around town, but punch it and it achieved escape velocity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 10:33 PM (snZF9)

77 6 Birdbath status: still frozen, but things are starting to thaw out 😊
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas,


My birdbath is useless in winter. But I have been filling my bird feeder. Dang those birdies are greedy. They're really chowing down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

78 No comments re Columbo's Peugeot 403 Cabriolet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 10:33 PM (XeU6L)

79 59 A young woman was killed in Texas this week. A friend was towing her behind his vehicle and the rope wrapped around a tree and she was killed.
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There are essential parts missing from this story.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 10:33 PM (/bEIA)

80 Bers, I never ever SAW a Holley spread bore! Did it also have vacuum secondaries? The basic premise of spread bores was economy. The camshafts had to be strange.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:35 PM (47diA)

81 One of the finest carburetor designs ever made were the Motorcraft 2100 and 4100 series. Annular discharge booster cluster. The early 60s exemplar I had, a big “H” cast into the body, pretty sure it was built/designed by Holley.

One problem with modern gasoline, it is corrosive. I could never get the power valves to last very long. Maybe a year.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 10:36 PM (pZq2R)

82 The better half is watching Gutfeld, and on comes the infamous pink! Kars for Kids commercial.
I one time look into that "charity".
Terrible. Something like 60+% of donations go to marketing, which leaves only ~35% for anything charitable. Each state has its own K4K organization. That state org passes out cash to kid charities in that state, which averaged about 13% of donations they receive ( a little less than half of their charity stuff). The remains portion gets forwarded to the org that controls the shebang.
Here's the good part - that organization is a charity in NJ, who's raison d't

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 10:36 PM (hKN+e)

83 About 20 years ago, here in Eastern Carolina-no hills, and snow is somewhat unusual, A teen girl was killed when being towed by a truck on a snowy street. Hit her head on the bumper when the truck stopped.

Posted by: Bang! Ding! Ow! at January 28, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)

84 Why not tow skiers behind your pickup? Roads are closed so it's not like you're going anywhere...

We used to do that back home (PA) when I was a kid. No one had skis, though, so we used sleds. Or car hoods, which were sled-like. It was, how should I say, somewhat dangerous...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 28, 2026 10:37 PM (MZ+PY)

85
Kind of resembles a septic tank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:32 PM (8zz6B)

the rest of the Iranian armada :


https://tinyurl.com/553tt4vn

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 10:37 PM (g47mK)

86 Exclusive !!

Never before seen footage of Iranian Islamic Regime's fierce submarine!

https://tinyurl.com/2bscv94u
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 10:26 PM (g47mK)


Disneyland has an entire fleet of those.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:37 PM (8DR9B)

87 Getting towed by a car on a snowy road is all fun and games, until you fall down and are run over by a car following behind.

Of course, this is my 29-year-old self thinking. 17 year old me would have been the first one to grab the tow rope.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 28, 2026 10:38 PM (WxFYM)

88 raison d'etre is to send Jewish kids in northern NJ and NYC to kosher camp!

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 10:38 PM (hKN+e)

89 Did the tow skiers at least get someone to hold their beers?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 10:38 PM (gKWVE)

90 A young woman was killed in Texas this week. A friend was towing her behind his vehicle and the rope wrapped around a tree and she was killed.


Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2026 10:22 PM (3ek7K)


Not to be Danny Downer but two young kids in TX were killed this week after being slammed into a tree while being towed on the snow by a rope.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 10:22 PM (cYBz/)

Jesus, are we witnessing the birth of Texas Man?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Sometimes when people see snow for the first time they act, well, like it is the first time and like all first-timers at anything they do stupid shit.
Those that live, learn.
Those that don't, don't.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 28, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

91 Question: Where does Iran find entire crews of midgets?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:39 PM (8DR9B)

92 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-19
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: January 29, 2026
Launch Time: 7:17 a.m. PST (1517 UTC, 16:17 CET)

https://youtu.be/hCsiEVy_v44

Posted by: Joyenz at January 28, 2026 10:39 PM (2F0/Y)

93
You obviously needed a station wagon . . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob i
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Saw yall making fun of station wagons. Memory fades but it was a beautiful Chevelle Malibu, two tone copper with a 4bbl-327. Talkin' about a back seat, nah.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 10:39 PM (/bEIA)

94 The Motorcraft carbs were made by Autolite, but they seem similar to Holleys. Never worked on one.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:39 PM (47diA)

95 raison d'etre is to send Jewish kids in northern NJ and NYC to kosher camp!
Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 10:38 PM (hKN+e)

Where they will learn how to control the weather and build space lasers!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 28, 2026 10:41 PM (WxFYM)

96 I had a Porsche 914... the bastard step child of a Porsche and VW mix up. A squared up Karmen Ghia.

But... it was a go cart for adults.

I raced the thing at Laguna Seca and drove it like a scalded cat day to day.

There are some things that are just meant to be fun. Not serious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 10:41 PM (jtM2q)

97 Good evening morons y gracias Dino

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX)

98 Saw yall making fun of station wagons.

I do make fun, but one of the top bracket racers in our area about 20 years ago had a Malibu wagon that was dead consistent and ran about 10.9 seconds with a 350 and Powerglide.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:41 PM (47diA)

99 "She's real fine my 409! Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up 409...
Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes, for I knew there would be a time..."
Beach Boys, if anyone cares...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 10:42 PM (LNeRu)

100 The Motorcraft carbs were made by Autolite, but they seem similar to Holleys. Never worked on one.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:39 PM (47diA)


Man, I eat those things for breakfast.

Posted by: The Fat Endomorph Who Passes for a Male In a Kamala Harris Ad at January 28, 2026 10:42 PM (8DR9B)

101 Peter Falk's earthy race saw the checkered flag on January 23. He was 93.
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A great memoriam of someone I have never heard of thanks Dino.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

102 A young woman was killed in Texas this week. A friend was towing her behind his vehicle and the rope wrapped around a tree and she was killed.
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There are essential parts missing from this story.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


For "safety" they tied her to the sled so she won't fall off?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 28, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)

103 Hey guys, your favorite millionaire communist musician has decided to play a benefit for those two losers that committed suicide by ICE. By the way, the NEXT great guitar solo he plays will be the FIRST great guitar solo he plays.

Tom Morello Will Protest Fascism With ‘Solidarity & Resistance’ Benefit Concert in Minnesota
Tom Morello, Rise Against, Al Di Meola, Ike Reilly, and more guests will perform on Jan. 30 with proceeds benefiting the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, who were killed by ICE agents

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 10:43 PM (Cjcf6)

104 My old F100 has a Motorcraft 2100. If *I* could rebuild & tune it, *anyone* could.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 10:45 PM (rdVOm)

105 Ummm if a correlation is spurious it is not a correlation.

The two things must have a rational relationship of some kind.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

106 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_jbUp74dY

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 28, 2026 10:45 PM (jrgJz)

107 Yeah, Autolite I should say. Motorcraft didn’t exist yet.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 10:46 PM (pZq2R)

108 Tom Morello, Rise Against, Al Di Meola, Ike Reilly, and more guests will perform on Jan. 30 with proceeds benefiting the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, who were killed by ICE agents
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 10:43 PM (Cjcf6)

Al Di Meola used to be a respected musician. The others, I have never heard of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:47 PM (8zz6B)

109 An interesting and varied ONT. Thank you TRex.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 10:47 PM (lpTXP)

110 Ferry drove to France to pick up his father when his prison term was over in a 356. His Dad was pleased to see a bunch of VW's on the road on the trip back.

Posted by: VW Drivel at January 28, 2026 10:47 PM (oftw2)

111 Tom Morello Will Protest Fascism With ‘Solidarity & Resistance’ Benefit Concert in Minnesota

You know what music would really fit the theme? Theremin music.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:47 PM (8DR9B)

112 The first VW buses were built to move parts and materials around the assembly plant. The first Barndoor Buses were sold to the public in 1950.

Posted by: Vw Trends at January 28, 2026 10:49 PM (oftw2)

113 If I only knew who tom morello was.
It it only meant a thing to me.
Remember tom FAFO.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 10:49 PM (/bEIA)

114 Al Di Meola used to be a respected musician. The others, I have never heard of.
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Yes, he's a great guitarist. He can play anything. I was sad to see him sign on to this.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 10:49 PM (Cjcf6)

115 Tom Morello Will Protest Fascism With ‘Solidarity & Resistance’ Benefit Concert in Minnesota
Tom Morello, Rise Against, Al Di Meola, Ike Reilly, and more guests will perform on Jan. 30 with proceeds benefiting the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, who were killed by ICE agents

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 10:43 PM (Cjcf6)

Whatever. He can do a duet with Roger Waters, who has had verbal diarrhea about Iran.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 10:49 PM (lpTXP)

116 The 2100 has a loyal following in the jeep world, for extreme 4WD crawling, Moab type stuff. For some reason it will reliably run sideways where most carburetors won’t.

Part of the problem today, all the replacement parts are junk. Fuel pumps from you know where put out WAY too much pressure, overwhelm the float settings, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 10:50 PM (pZq2R)

117 The first rule of guitar playing is if you make a mistake, bend the note to fit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 10:52 PM (nDXEV)

118 No bacon in Kosher Camp. Lots of tuna, though.

Posted by: Big Al at January 28, 2026 10:52 PM (oftw2)

119 Someone should start whistling outside Rage Against the Machine concert.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 10:52 PM (lpTXP)

120 The first spread bores were Quadra Jets, I think. Not a good performance carb. Difficult to set up the secondaries.
Posted by: LRob
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Not for drag racing. Lots of GMs did well.in stock classes. Not a lot of subtlety required when your foot's to the floor for an eighth or quarter.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 10:53 PM (hKN+e)

121 raison d'etre is to send Jewish kids in northern NJ and NYC to kosher camp!
Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 10:38 PM (hKN+e)

It just doesn't matter
It just doesn't matter

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 10:54 PM (nDXEV)

122 Part of the problem today, all the replacement parts are junk. Fuel pumps from you know where put out WAY too much pressure, overwhelm the float settings, that kind of thing.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Yep. E10 eats the plastic & rubber parts, so must use Ezero ($$$). Could add a regulator to handle the pressure issue? I dunno... mine has a nice Edelbrock mechanical pump that works ok.

Don't drive the old beast much-- it's a "yard truck" nowadays. 8mpg sux.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 10:54 PM (rdVOm)

123 Meatballs was a fun movie. Back when movies were fun. Rudy was a nerd, but not a Trans kid with a rifle.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 10:56 PM (lpTXP)

124 Actor Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution,"

https://tinyurl.com/yj97krm3

They always want others to fight, they never put themselves on the line.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 28, 2026 10:57 PM (2F0/Y)

125 Peter Frampton talking about the ice storm - with pics. xtwitter.

https://tinyurl.com/yjr2kc2h

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2026 10:58 PM (bqxN5)

126 The International Ladies Garment Worker's Union had a big Summer Camp in the Poconos in the 30s-70s. Hotel, cabins, big-name entertainers, pools, etc. The majority of the workers were Jewish until the 60s. I think it closed around 1980.

Posted by: Look For the Union Label at January 28, 2026 10:58 PM (oftw2)

127 Sounds like all that snow is making Pittsburgh crazier than usual. I wish people would blow it West, please. We could use some snow crazy in the mountains!

Love what Nick Mason said about drumming mistakes!

I was driving somewhere with my husband this past week and heard this song, asked what one sound was, and he said probably a tamborine on top of cymbal. Or a Tamba-Ching or a hi-hat tambourine that Ringo used in some songs.

I'm still learning, y'all! My new album should be out soon!!!!Have a great night and try to behave.

https://tinyurl.com/5dj7k6ss

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 10:59 PM (WONhk)

128
Don't drive the old beast much-- it's a "yard truck" nowadays. 8mpg sux.
Posted by: JQ
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It's a real truck. Keep it going 'cause you never know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 10:59 PM (/bEIA)

129 Whatever. He can do a duet with Roger Waters, who has had verbal diarrhea about Iran.
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Roger Waters is a *raging* anti-semite. Which is a shame, because Pink Floyd has a great catalog, and David Gilmour is one of my favorite guitarists. But Waters is crazy as Syd Barrett. Barrett suffered from brain damage due to a crazy level of drug use. Roger suffers from brain damage due to being too stupid to properly process history.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:00 PM (Cjcf6)

130 Let me tell you, kosher camp food is nothing to write home about.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)

131 The first rule of guitar playing is if you make a mistake, bend the note to fit.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


Where does "make another mistake and call it 'jazz'" fit in?

https://youtu.be/lHtZr8PE_Io

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)

132 124 Actor Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution,"
They always want others to fight, they never put themselves on the line.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 28, 2026 10:57 PM (2F0/Y)

"You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world"

Posted by: Joemarine at January 28, 2026 11:02 PM (y171U)

133 Is it a 390 motor in the F100? There were a lot of 300" sixes in F-100s in late 60s-mid-70s.

Posted by: Blue Oval at January 28, 2026 11:03 PM (oftw2)

134 Actor Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution,"

https://tinyurl.com/yj97krm3

They always want others to fight, they never put themselves on the line.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 28, 2026 10:57 PM (2F0/Y)

Lol. Gus Fring talking tough. What an ass.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 11:03 PM (lpTXP)

135 It's a real truck. Keep it going 'cause you never know.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Yeah. Even got spare points, cap, rotor & condensers.

Realistically? I won't be able to keep it going much longer. Too many other issues that I don't have the proper equipment or strength to handle. And I'm tired. So very very tired.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

136 JQ, how are you? How is Hubby?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 11:05 PM (lpTXP)

137 Actor Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution,"
----

First: who? Like literally who the hell are you? You're an *actor* on a show a bunch of us never bothered to watch?

Second: Where's YOUR "revolution"? You working out daily, and training with weapons to get all skilled up? Or are you sipping coffee and enjoying your millionaire status while complaining about the country and system that made you able to do that?

Summary: Fuck you, poser.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:05 PM (Cjcf6)

138 It has a 360. C6, PS. "Heavy Duty" badge. Ranger XLT.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 11:05 PM (rdVOm)

139
My birdbath is useless in winter. But I have been filling my bird feeder. Dang those birdies are greedy. They're really chowing down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

____________

The last couple of days I broke ice and poured hot water into it so the little ones could get a drink. It was warmer today and after I put bird seed out it attracted lots of... bees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 11:05 PM (tgvbd)

140 Carburetors were and are supplied WAY rich, to prevent burnt exhaust valves, holed pistons.

Detroit purposely kept valve spring height (tension) a little on the weak side for production models. This acts as a natural rev limiter, preventing warranty returns from “overenthusiastic” drivers.

Careful tuning will get you about 20 mpg on the highway, 25 in a car. Very similar to what modern V8 achieves now, with fuel injection.

The catalytic converter was a “tell”. They detuned the engines to such a degree raw fuel was spewing out the exhaust. What to do? Let’s burn it! Turns out at highest engine performance efficiency, HC and CO are minimized. But NOX spikes. That’s the stuff that, when exposed to sunlight, creates smog. So they basically cut fuel mileage in half, to eliminate NOX.

They did that by reducing compression, retarded ignition timing, and retarded valve timing, and other stupid engineering band-aids. Engines ran hot and prone to going chernobyl.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 11:07 PM (pZq2R)

141 "Jake" in Sixteen Candles had a red 1983 Porsche 944.

The car became an iconic symbol of 1980s cool and significantly boosted the popularity of the Porsche 944, contributing to a spike in production from over 14,000 units in 1983 to more than 26,000 in 1984.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2026 11:08 PM (wVcYX)

142 Our birdbath status was oddly frozen for a few days. But it thawed. For that Moron who wonders on the Morning report.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 11:08 PM (lpTXP)

143 Actor Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution,"

https://tinyurl.com/yj97krm3

They always want others to fight, they never put themselves on the line.

***

Great idea asshole.
Why not start your revolution in my little town. You know, start small. Let's see what ya got.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 11:09 PM (2WIwB)

144 Bers, I never ever SAW a Holley spread bore! Did it also have vacuum secondaries? The basic premise of spread bores was economy. The camshafts had to be strange.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 10:35 PM (47diA)


The one I had was mechanical secondaries, and was a double pumper. I had put it on a 1971 roadrunner with a 340. It had that frigging carter thermoquad (thermobomb). It ran ok, but just was never great. I had a speed shop up the street and grabbed the holly. When I stuck the holley on it it became frigging silly. It was powerful enough that I semi exploded the clutch within the next few rides. I couldn't believe the power it had. I wish I still had that carb. These days I have a 69 roadrunner, but it has one of those newer edlebrock AVS 2 carbs which works real nice, but my gut says that holley would have been really nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:09 PM (snZF9)

145 Bruce Springsteen has released a song in honor of Alex Pretti and Renee Good titled "Streets of Minneapolis."

Springsteen announced the release Wednesday on Instagram.

"I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis," Springsteen said. "It's dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good."

The slow-burning song builds from just acoustic guitar and voice to a fuller band tune, including a harmonica solo, and ends with chants of "ICE Out!"

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:09 PM (Cjcf6)

146 Hi, BarelyScaryMary!

Doing ok. Hubs keeps telling me to take him home...breaks my heart! But he's ok as he can be.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 11:10 PM (rdVOm)

147 My birdbath is useless in winter. But I have been filling my bird feeder. Dang those birdies are greedy. They're really chowing down.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
~~~~~

I broke down about two years ago and got a bird bath heater. It works great, has an auto shutoff and only cost about $15. The birdies love it. It's 6 degrees tonight so finding water is really tough for them.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2026 11:10 PM (3ImbR)

148 Usually the Pittsburgh call center is entertaining in a quirky nutcase type of way. Tonigh it's reflective of how snow lowers everyone's tolerance level, and brings out the dumbasses.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 11:10 PM (dIske)

149 I had the straight axle ‘64 with the Y-Block. 1-5-4-8-6-3-7-2 firing order, as God intended

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 11:11 PM (pZq2R)

150 JQ, that is tough. I'm glad he is safe and okay. But God bless you.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 11:12 PM (lpTXP)

151 356B in the movie Bulittt. Although McQueen made the ‘68 Mustang famous in his duel with the Charger, Jacquline Bissett shows her class by driving him around in her 356.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 11:12 PM (Fo91n)

152 Like most Lefties, Springsteen went from '70s champion of the working man to '20s champion of the non-working man.

Posted by: Wally at January 28, 2026 11:13 PM (0e5Te)

153 I'm still learning, y'all! My new album should be out soon!!!!Have a great night and try to behave.

https://tinyurl.com/5dj7k6ss
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Triangle

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 11:13 PM (/bEIA)

154 Oh, I can think of one...

@Breaking911 1h
🚨 BREAKING: Man rams car into largest synagogue in Brooklyn located on eastern parkway. The suspect has been arrested and no motive has been given.

Posted by: Jan Sobieski at January 28, 2026 11:14 PM (mlg/3)

155 Springsteen is a punk.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)

156 Ok. I can see this ONT could become a 'smart man's vehicle' ONT. Oorrrr.... an 'I know all about guitars' ONT...or, maybe we are a bunch of 'crazy snow people'🤪,,,, who knows!
I'm gonna just lurk now...you guys kick my ass....
See ya in a while....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 11:15 PM (LNeRu)

157 Via GP:

Sarah Mullally Confirmed as New Archbishop of Canterbury – First Woman to Lead Woke Church of England Gets Heckled During Confirmation Ceremony

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:15 PM (Cjcf6)

158 I have a good guess as to how those teens got killed. If you’ve been towed on an inner tube behind a boat, you know that when the boat makes a sharp turn you get slingshotted out with a lot of speed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 11:15 PM (Fo91n)

159 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 11:15 PM (bss/y)

160 Racing is life. Everything that happens before or after is just waiting. - Steve McQueen Le Mans

Posted by: Count de Monet, There Is No Substitute at January 28, 2026 11:15 PM (wVcYX)

161 🚨 BREAKING: Man rams car into largest synagogue in Brooklyn located on eastern parkway. The suspect has been arrested and no motive has been given.
Posted by: Jan Sobieski at January 28, 2026 11:14 PM (mlg/3)

'Man'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 11:16 PM (bss/y)

162 I await the Horde's theological explanation for why Luke is sugar free.

That seems wrong to me. Matthew, Mark, and Luke are the similar gospels. John is the "one of these things is not like the others" one.

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)

163 The first rule of guitar playing is if you make a mistake, bend the note to fit.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Sometimes that does work. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:16 PM (snZF9)

164 I await the Horde's theological explanation for why Luke is sugar free.

Of the Gospel writers, Luke, according to scholarly consensus, was a Gentile who was deeply interested in Jewish practices, conflicts and traditions.

So he held closely to all things Jewish, but was not a Jew.

I think the analogy is pretty clear.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 11:18 PM (a4flb)

165
I was just looking into the details of if the cold snap will affect the Artemiss II preparations. Turns out that's why the bumped the wet dress rehearsal up a day or so from Feb 2. That's crazy you might think, bump it up to the very day.

They got average temp guidelines. Tanking operations can't be done if the average temp is less than 41.4F for 24 hours. By starting earlier, they can keep it above that average.

Forecast low for the space coast there is about 26F that night. By starting earlier, they get started before that cold blast lowers the average.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

166 Like the sign says, "Speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?"

Posted by: Grease Rat at January 28, 2026 11:19 PM (wVcYX)

167 The little town I live in only has around a thousand people.
And we are pretty much scattered out. So I would estimate that would mean approximately 3500 guns, give or take. And no, I'm not kidding. That's a reason why there is practically no crime here.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 11:19 PM (E7+ue)

168 Springsteen is a grasping old fart with little relevance today. He'd be selling catheters and Medicare Supplements if it weren't for Born in the USA. What an asshole.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 11:19 PM (lpTXP)

169
The Motorcraft carbs were made by Autolite, but they seem similar to Holleys. Never worked on one.
Posted by: LRob in OK

Weber / Delorto 36mm primary, 34mm secondary. Mechanical secondary, with a water choke. Once I got the emulsion tubes and main jets dialed in it would make the little Suzuki Samarai get louder, but not faster at all. It did improve the sand hill climbing though. 4:53 ring & pinion, lockers front and rear, trasfer case gear swap with an overall low of 69(heh):1. Would idle up two foot high rock ledges without breaking a sweat. Completely pissed off the cj7 dudes.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:20 PM (QVmho)

170 Bruce Springsteen has released a song in honor of Alex Pretti and Renee Good titled "Streets of Minneapolis."

Springsteen announced the release Wednesday on Instagram.
Posted by: Crusader


I was going to reply to this with just "*wanking motion*"

But had second thoughts. I don't want to sully the good name of masturbation with the comparison.

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

171 Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Posted by: Wooderson at January 28, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)

172 Springsteen is a grasping old fart with little relevance today. He'd be selling catheters and Medicare Supplements if it weren't for Born in the USA. What an asshole.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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LOL!!!

*Hi. Bruce Springsteen here. Here's why you should consider a BlablaBank Reverse Mortgage....*

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 11:22 PM (rdVOm)

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Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:22 PM (Cjcf6)

174 FWIW, the birdbath status at Chez TiFW is almost always "wet"; it's is hardly ever frozen! 😊♥️🥶

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 11:23 PM (SRRAx)

175 BREAKING: Man rams car into largest synagogue in Brooklyn located on eastern parkway. The suspect has been arrested and no motive has been given.
Posted by: Jan Sobieski

'Man'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Better than the average MSM report, which would have attributed the motive to the vehicle. "A car rammed into....."

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)

176 I was going to reply to this with just "*wanking motion*"

But had second thoughts. I don't want to sully the good name of masturbation with the comparison.
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2026 11:23 PM (wVcYX)

177 Jesus, are we witnessing the birth of Texas Man?

That part of Frisco is heavily dominated by Indians.

Nice to see that they are assimilating.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 11:24 PM (a4flb)

178 Springsteen is a grasping old fart with little relevance today. He'd be selling catheters and Medicare Supplements if it weren't for Born in the USA. What an asshole.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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An yet Carol Miller will still tongue his bung.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:24 PM (snZF9)

179 The one I had was mechanical secondaries, and was a double pumper. I had put it on a 1971 roadrunner with a 340. It had that frigging carter thermoquad (thermobomb). It ran ok, but just was never great. I had a speed shop up the street and grabbed the holly. When I stuck the holley on it it became frigging silly. It was powerful enough that I semi exploded the clutch within the next few rides. I couldn't believe the power it had. I wish I still had that carb. These days I have a 69 roadrunner, but it has one of those newer edlebrock AVS 2 carbs which works real nice, but my gut says that holley would have been really nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I out a holley 2-barrel 500cfm carb onto a 4 cylinder Iron Duke. Whoa Nellie. Damned thing would scream.
'78 Ford Courier 2.0 long bed with the automatic. Never found the top speed, was too skeery above 105. It did make the El Paso -to- Amarillo run in ten hours though.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:25 PM (QVmho)

180 get louder, but not faster at all.


When my number 4 boy was about 11, racing junior dragsters, a TF guy named Scott Palmer came to our track to do some testing. Way before race time, he let my son get in the TF cockpit, telling him to NOT pull the chute lever. When he got ready to make his first pass, I took my son up about 25 feet to the side of the startup area. He jumped behind me when it started and I laughed. Back then, they started on methanol and switched to nitromethane just before they staged. I told my son to "just wait". It was stunning!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 11:25 PM (47diA)

181 Like the sign says, "Speed's just a question of money. How fast you wanna go?"

Posted by: Grease Rat at January 28, 2026 11:19 PM (wVcYX)

yup, the first bit of horsepower is cheap, the second bit starts to cost, the last bit you need a mortgage.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)

182 Via GP, another washed up entertainer decides to share her political brilliance with us:

Washed-up 1980s actress Molly Ringwald has declared the Trump administration a full-blown “fascist government” and warned that anyone supporting the president’s policies, especially on immigration, will be branded as traitors and face punishment once Democrats gain power.

The former teen star, best known for films like Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink, posted a four-minute video on social media where she compared Trump supporters to Nazi collaborators in World War II France.

“I feel like I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “There’s something horrible going on in our country right now — we had one of the greatest countries in the world — but right now, this is a fascist government.”

“It’s not becoming a fascist government, it is a fascist government,” Ringwald continued. “ICE is brutalizing people.”

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:26 PM (Cjcf6)

183 Lou Gramm's new single.

No, it's not the same power of Foreigner, and it is not the 1970's voice (which was damaged after a benign brain tumor, and surgery damaged his pituitary gland and impacted his voice). But still good...I like it as I am still married to the husband of my youth, the product of young love.

A collection of unreleased songs from the 1980's.

We've all changed over the decades, but keep on rockin' Morons and 'ettes!

https://tinyurl.com/4ne2bzzb

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 11:27 PM (WONhk)

184
Back then, they started on methanol and switched to nitromethane just before they staged. I told my son to "just wait". It was stunning!
Posted by: LRob in OK

Pit passes at the drag strip! Damn those days were fun. I miss the 70s.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:27 PM (QVmho)

185 Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD

You have a LOT of explaining to do!

You accepted a contract to run Melania Trump movie advertisements on 100 buses and then you decide to lock up all 100 buses in a yard, out of service, so no one sees those advertisements that were paid for!

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2026 11:27 PM (bqxN5)

186 The one I had was mechanical secondaries, and was a double pumper. I had put it on a 1971 roadrunner with a 340. It had that frigging carter thermoquad (thermobomb). It ran ok, but just was never great. I had a speed shop up the street and grabbed the holly. When I stuck the holley on it it became frigging silly. It was powerful enough that I semi exploded the clutch within the next few rides. I couldn't believe the power it had. I wish I still had that carb. These days I have a 69 roadrunner, but it has one of those newer edlebrock AVS 2 carbs which works real nice, but my gut says that holley would have been really nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I out a holley 2-barrel 500cfm carb onto a 4 cylinder Iron Duke. Whoa Nellie. Damned thing would scream.
'78 Ford Courier 2.0 long bed with the automatic. Never found the top speed, was too skeery above 105. It did make the El Paso -to- Amarillo run in ten hours though.
Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:25 PM (QVmho)

***

Reading this I got just a little bit excited.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)

187 An yet Carol Miller will still tongue his bung.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:24 PM (snZF9)

Who is Carol Miller? A home health aide for the elderly?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 11:28 PM (lpTXP)

188
Now, for launch, the minimum launch temperature for the SLS is 38 - 49F, a wide range that depends on RH and wind speed.

Counterintuitively, the lower temp minimum occurs with higher RH and wind speed, exactly opposite of what you'd think.

When it's very dry and calm, that's when you get the 49F minimum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)

189 The last couple of days I broke ice and poured hot water into it so the little ones could get a drink. It was warmer today and after I put bird seed out it attracted lots of... bees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 11:05 PM (tgvbd)


We had a couple of hard freezes last week, and it froze all the bird and cat water around.
I went out to dump the leachate out of the bucket under the worm bin the second morning and found that a rat had fallen in the bucket and died, probably, of hypothermia and got locked under the ice.
I would feel bad for it, but no.

My wife insisted that I toss it in the street instead of the compost heap, and as far as she knows I did.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 11:29 PM (rbvCR)

190 publius, are the temp limits based on probable power output of the engines or for safety issues?

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 11:29 PM (47diA)

191 Regarding the Schumer Shutdown 2 threat, I'm glad that at least bloggers are pretty consistently sharp, pointing out that failure to enforce immigration law is anti-democratic. We express our constitutional self-rule through electing representatives who write bills and pass them to the elected executive to sign into law; but if it stops there, then it's just democracy theater, form without substance. Where our elected legislators are the voice of democracy, cops are its hands, making it real. To oppose law enforcement, as Democrats do, is to oppose majoritarian self-rule itself (as expected of the party of bureaucratic anarcho-tyranny).

But. Where's the plan? I'm still not hearing one from anyone but me. House Republicans need to get off their butts and internally negotiate a raft of the most MAGA bills that could barely pass with their narrow majority, a dream platform that would never get past the 60-vote cloture threshold in the Senate, and then hold them like a threat. So then, Senate Republicans can point to that arsenal held in abeyance and say, if we have to nuke the filibuster just to fund Homeland Security, then we'll pass every single one of those other bills too.

Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 11:29 PM (Sy6m/)

192 I out a holley 2-barrel 500cfm carb onto a 4 cylinder Iron Duke. Whoa Nellie. Damned thing would scream.
'78 Ford Courier 2.0 long bed with the automatic. Never found the top speed, was too skeery above 105. It did make the El Paso -to- Amarillo run in ten hours though.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:25 PM (QVmho)

I have a 440 6pack engine that I had for damn near 40 years. Has a 350cfm center carb and 500cfm outboard carbs. 1350 cfm total. One day I will get retarded enough to rebuild it and put it in the car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:30 PM (snZF9)

193 >> are the temp limits based on probable power output of the engines or for safety issues?

This is primarily safety, has to do with icing mostly. But I'm sure there are more interactions with temperature and RH and all that with all the systems that you can shake a stick at that have to be considered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 11:31 PM (w6EFb)

194 164 I await the Horde's theological explanation for why Luke is sugar free.

Of the Gospel writers, Luke, according to scholarly consensus, was a Gentile who was deeply interested in Jewish practices, conflicts and traditions.

So he held closely to all things Jewish, but was not a Jew.

I think the analogy is pretty clear.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 11:18 PM (a4flb)

.........................................
Luke was a physician.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk)

195 yup, the first bit of horsepower is cheap, the second bit starts to cost, the last bit you need a mortgage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)

I have not ridden in about... 30 years? I watched a video last night of a guy on a crotch rocket riding in a canyon.

Fuck that looked like fun.

Then I start to think 'You know, I probably could find a used one for not that bad... (even though with the mustang that would make two impractical forms of transportation that are not great in the snow.)

Then I notice all the idiots on the way to and from work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 11:32 PM (bss/y)

196 Speaking of Porsche, always loved this classic scene:

https://tinyurl.com/PortiaPorscheFishCalledWanda

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 11:32 PM (SRRAx)

197 Why would Luke be sugar free? Maybe because it was aimed more at Gentiles and they were more likely to be diabetic as they were not following Jewish dietary restrictions. Though none of us can obey the law perfectly, that’s why we need Christ.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at January 28, 2026 11:32 PM (tRYqg)

198 Springsteen is a grasping old fart with little relevance today. He'd be selling catheters and Medicare Supplements if it weren't for Born in the USA. What an asshole.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


***
I put two or three of his songs on my flash drive in the car so Miss Linda can listen to them as we drive. If I'm by myself, I skip past all of them.

He was a pretty good songwriter; he wrote "Fire" for the Pointer Sisters, and "That Girl Is Mine" for Gary U.S. Bonds. And there's a line or two in some of his songs that aren't bad. But he mumbles and screams on stage. And of course, on top of that, he's a lefty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 11:32 PM (wzUl9)

199 Thanks, publius!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 11:32 PM (47diA)

200 I finally watched "Ford vs. Ferrari" this weekend. Good flick, especially for car nuts.

Posted by: Beverly at January 28, 2026 11:33 PM (reMys)

201
Posted by: Diogenes


Diogenes!

We had to shut down registration today. 492 heads for the St. Barb dinner! I even convinced the PEOs to have an MSHORAD and a HIMARS delivered for static displays out front!

For the rest of ya....
MSHORAD https://is.gd/bhbVKU
HIMARS https://is.gd/Xut2rf

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:33 PM (QVmho)

202
Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD

You have a LOT of explaining to do!

You accepted a contract to run Melania Trump movie advertisements on 100 buses and then you decide to lock up all 100 buses in a yard, out of service, so no one sees those advertisements that were paid for!
Posted by: 13times

===============

Someone ought to sue.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 11:33 PM (Pno9/)

203 Luke cut the sugar for medical reasons… the other three are still in denial.

Posted by: Jimmy in Texas at January 28, 2026 11:34 PM (iolWE)

204 To tie this altogether, Karol Miller drove his Y-Block equipped Ford to Bonneville from Texas in the 1950s and kicked everybody’s ass a couple times. He was a sharp tuner. I like those kinds of stories.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 11:35 PM (3GifZ)

205 Bers, I'm not a MOPAR guy, but I always wondered why Chrysler didn't put two 4-bbls on the 440. Saw lots of them so arranged at the track and they would run!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 11:36 PM (47diA)

206 Diogenes!

We had to shut down registration today. 492 heads for the St. Barb dinner! I even convinced the PEOs to have an MSHORAD and a HIMARS delivered for static displays out front!

For the rest of ya....
MSHORAD https://is.gd/bhbVKU
HIMARS https://is.gd/Xut2rf
Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:33 PM (QVmho)


I want you to know I cried myself to sleep last night when my invitation never showed up in the mailbox.
That sounds like it is going to be a hell of a great event, based on a hell of a lot of hard work. Well done!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 11:37 PM (2WIwB)

207
According to Grok, there is an upper temp limit for launch as well, 94.5F or higher for 30 minutes.

Vehicle performance does vary with all these weather variables, but within those safety ranges, it's very small, only a few percent. In colder temps, the solid fuel in the boosters burns a bit slower.

Air density near the surface affects drag. Colder means denser and more drag. That requires the control system to adjust on the fly, but the variation is not enough to be a problem within the safety limits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 11:37 PM (w6EFb)

208 I drove a truck for Pony Express once but I was fired for putting a dent in the sign that said “How is my driving?” I guess they thought that was bad PR.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at January 28, 2026 11:37 PM (tRYqg)

209
Then I notice all the idiots on the way to and from work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Just treat all the cars around you as malevolent assholes and you're invisible. It's the only way to survive on a bike.

You got this. Watch some Dan Dan The Fireman ewetoob vids for how to think when riding.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:37 PM (QVmho)

210 >Actor Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution,"
----

sure dude
you start, and then we'll respond

"Well, allow me to retort."
J. Winfield, BMF

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 11:38 PM (ZxPkt)

211 Good night, horde! Gotta be up early tomorrow, so off to sleep. Thanks to all!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 11:39 PM (47diA)

212 Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD

You have a LOT of explaining to do!

You accepted a contract to run Melania Trump movie advertisements on 100 buses and then you decide to lock up all 100 buses in a yard, out of service, so no one sees those advertisements that were paid for!
Posted by: 13times

===============

Someone ought to sue.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 11:33 PM (Pno9/

***

One thing we have seen lately is you do not get cross ways with the Trump organization on a contract.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 11:40 PM (2WIwB)

213 I have a 440 6pack engine that I had for damn near 40 years. Has a 350cfm center carb and 500cfm outboard carbs. 1350 cfm total. One day I will get retarded enough to rebuild it and put it in the car.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Oooooohhhhhh. A 2-door '69 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme in metallic green. Doug Nash 6-speed.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:40 PM (QVmho)

214 Sorry I'm late, I was giving the yak a flea dip.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 28, 2026 11:41 PM (2m2UF)

215 The Bonneville flats is a part of Utah I've not seen. It sounds cool, if only to drive by it. We planned to once but ended up in Great Basin NP in Nevada instead.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 28, 2026 11:41 PM (lpTXP)

216 …I wish people would blow it West, please. We could use some snow crazy in the mountains!…
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Be careful what you ask for. Winter is far from over.

I look forward to the melt over the next few days, but I know there's more winter ahead. The year we moved from Chicago back here to NE Okla, we had a good bunch of snow in April!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at January 28, 2026 11:41 PM (pVyx/)

217 >“I feel like I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “There’s something horrible going on in our country right now
----

did she provide any examples

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 11:42 PM (ZxPkt)

218 Oooooohhhhhh. A 2-door '69 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme in metallic green. Doug Nash 6-speed.

I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:40 PM (QVmho)

Since it's made by GM, is that a metallic mint green paint?

Posted by: Vinny Gambino, Esq. at January 28, 2026 11:43 PM (wVcYX)

219 182 Molly R, yeah. Pretty in Pink

Shut the fk up dingbat.you are not now, or have ever been, relevant. Do you actually think anyone cares about your little pink opinion? Sit the f'k down princess...😶.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 11:43 PM (LNeRu)

220
Big Y
Little y
A yawning yellow yak.
Young Yolanda Yorgensen
Is yelling on his back.

Posted by: Suess, Dr. at January 28, 2026 11:44 PM (2Ez/1)

221 Well, it's early, but my back is sore, and I am getting sleepy. Spent a lot of time on the concrete floor of the garage changing springs on a car. That gets to a person. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:45 PM (8zz6B)

222 Evenin'

Nice write up about Porsche's Peter Falk. FYI, Penske Porsche GTP won the recently run (this past weekend) Daytona 24 Hours endurance race.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 11:45 PM (sAmhv)

223
I have not ridden in about... 30 years? I watched a video last night of a guy on a crotch rocket riding in a canyon.

Fuck that looked like fun.

Then I start to think 'You know, I probably could find a used one for not that bad... (even though with the mustang that would make two impractical forms of transportation that are not great in the snow.)

Then I notice all the idiots on the way to and from work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 11:32 PM (bss/y)

Being silly has nothing to do with being practical. Its about want. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:46 PM (snZF9)

224 Ghislaine Maxwell says if she is forced to testify before congress by democrats she will name the 29 men who reached secret deals with the DOJ for immunity including democrat mega donor Leon Black. Also she will identify the girl in the hot tub with her and Bill Clinton.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 28, 2026 11:46 PM (dpVFb)

225 Time I headed off to bed as well. I know the furry thugs, Stirling in particular, will wake me early. It doesn't get him his breakfast any earlier, so I don't know why he does it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 11:46 PM (wzUl9)

226 Ghislaine Maxwell says if she is forced to testify before congress by democrats she will name the 29 men who reached secret deals with the DOJ for immunity including democrat mega donor Leon Black. Also she will identify the girl in the hot tub with her and Bill Clinton.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 28, 2026 11:46 PM (dpVFb)


Honey, you had me at "yes"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)

227 Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) retweeted
Bart @BartGonnissen . 19h

In Japan, four French officer cadets from Saint-Cyr set fire to an American merchant ship during a training exercise in Okinawa.

Filmed, identified, and now facing charges, the officers, who acted without orders, are at the center of a diplomatic incident.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 11:49 PM (/bEIA)

228 The former teen star, best known for films like Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink, posted a four-minute video on social media where she compared Trump supporters to Nazi collaborators in World War II France.

I bagged her.

Posted by: Anthony Michael Hall at January 28, 2026 11:50 PM (wVcYX)

229
Since it's made by GM, is that a metallic mint green paint?
Posted by: Vinny Gambino, Esq

I think it''s #59 in this color chip image.
https://is.gd/NWOqsy

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 11:51 PM (QVmho)

230 Bers, I'm not a MOPAR guy, but I always wondered why Chrysler didn't put two 4-bbls on the 440. Saw lots of them so arranged at the track and they would run!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2026 11:36 PM (47diA)

I don't know. They did it with the 413 and the 426 wedge. I guess they thought they were being cool with the 6 pack. Edelbrock makes a nice 2x4 set up for the 440 which isn't all that much, well compared to the 6pack anyway. A new 6 pack these days is like 5K while the 2x4 is $1700 with the air cleaner. carbs, and manifold.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:52 PM (snZF9)

231 Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) retweeted
Bart @BartGonnissen . 19h

In Japan, four French officer cadets from Saint-Cyr set fire to an American merchant ship during a training exercise in Okinawa.

Filmed, identified, and now facing charges, the officers, who acted without orders, are at the center of a diplomatic incident.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 11:49 PM (/bEIA)

French fagots? Burn'em with a flamethrower.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:53 PM (snZF9)

232 Just got here. Cool motorsports content and a great tribute to a a guy who loved cars and created a culture. A hundred years from now he may not be remembered but the legend will.

We live in the golden age of cars.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 28, 2026 11:54 PM (JAZes)

233 AOP you need to have a yoga mat between you and the concrete floor honey! You know this. My guy friend is pretty stubborn as well...😒...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 11:54 PM (LNeRu)

234 I await the Horde's theological explanation for why Luke is sugar free.

That seems wrong to me. Matthew, Mark, and Luke are the similar gospels. John is the "one of these things is not like the others" one.
Posted by: mikeski


Matthew, Mark, and John were original apostles. Luke never met Jesus in the flesh. He relied on the reports of others, including Matthew and/or Mark, obviously, but also, some figure, interviewing Mary herself.

So his was in that sense the odd man out; not sure how that makes him sugar-free, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a good reporter, by all accounts at January 28, 2026 11:56 PM (pVyx/)

235 I bagged her.

Posted by: Anthony Michael Hall
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He was pretty awesome in "Weird Science".

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6)

236 Video at the end of the thread.

'Rush' is a fantastic racing movie.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 11:57 PM (sAmhv)

237 “I feel like I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “There’s something horrible going on in our country right now"


yeah, its called a communist insurrection you silly twat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 11:58 PM (snZF9)

238 [Luke] held closely to all things Jewish, but was not a Jew.…
Posted by: Unknown Drip


Yeah, that too. 😊

Posted by: mindful webworker - and Luke had the best handwriting at January 28, 2026 11:59 PM (pVyx/)

239 Video at the end of the post. Whatever. I'm tired. Spent the last 3 days trying to dislodge the mini glacier that had encompassed my car. Once that was completed, I found out my car was dead. It's been revived and I was able to make a grocery store trip. I'll have to go out and start it up more often. Looks like Babylon DC is going to have a proper winter this year.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 11:59 PM (sAmhv)

240 "Logging out of adult responsibilities.”

Yeah, pals! Love you all. Thanks Mr. Rex for best humpday shenanigans...you sure do kick it! See ya...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 28, 2026 11:59 PM (LNeRu)

241 Bart @BartGonnissen . 19h

In Japan, four French officer cadets from Saint-Cyr set fire to an American merchant ship during a training exercise in Okinawa.

Filmed, identified, and now facing charges, the officers, who acted without orders, are at the center of a diplomatic incident.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 11:49 PM (/bEIA)


"The events date from November 25, 2024."

Don't remember it happening then, either, but there was this election plus a media covering up for Dementia Joe . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 12:00 AM (gKDq2)

242 “I feel like I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “There’s something horrible going on in our country right now — we had one of the greatest countries in the world — but right now, this is a fascist government.”

“It’s not becoming a fascist government, it is a fascist government,” Ringwald continued. “ICE is brutalizing people.”

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:26 PM (Cjcf6)

Sure,Jan. You must be terrified in the gated community where you live

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 12:00 AM (lpTXP)

243 Tom Morello Will Protest Fascism With ‘Solidarity & Resistance’ Benefit Concert in Minnesota
Tom Morello, Rise Against, Al Di Meola, Ike Reilly, and more guests will perform on Jan. 30 with proceeds benefiting the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, who were killed by ICE agents
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 10:43 PM (Cjcf6)

Tom Morello owes everyone in America money. Either he redistributes his income or he can STFU.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 12:01 AM (92WOr)

244 Puddleglum-- Glad you got your car running again!

Stay warm.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)

245 I am surprised the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion rated nary a mention here on AoS today.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 12:02 AM (92WOr)

246 The house i grew up in had a pond on the property, with a little earthen dam. It had been expanded from a modest hunting lodge, which itself had been expanded from the original structure - a Pony Express station. Basically just a room next to the pond & the pasture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 12:03 AM (BI5O2)

247 Sure,Jan. You must be terrified in the gated community where you live
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 12:00 AM (lpTXP)


Having not had a significant role since the 80's Mollie may not be able to afford a gated community.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2026 12:03 AM (8DR9B)

248 217 >“I feel like I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “There’s something horrible going on in our country right now
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did she provide any examples
Posted by: Don Black



She's right you know. The New England Patriots are back in the Super Bowl. Horrible and insidious.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:03 AM (sAmhv)

249 I bagged her.

Posted by: Anthony Michael Hall
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He was pretty awesome in "Weird Science".

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6)

I dated a chick years ago that looked like a young kelly lebrock. Same body, face, could have been her sister. Had a rotten head that one. Died a couple years ago actually. Got hooked up with the wrong dude, I guess got into drugs, wandered off alone one night and froze to death in the woods. Sad, but like I said, she had a rotten head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 12:05 AM (snZF9)

250 178 Springsteen is a grasping old fart with little relevance today. He'd be selling catheters and Medicare Supplements if it weren't for Born in the USA. What an asshole.

You can view his entire career as a gradual simplification and mainstreaming of his music till he arrived at Born In The USA which was perfectly done to make zillions of dollars. Then he turned himself into the Grateful Dead for the East Coast, and then a senile kneejerk lefty like the once free thinking Neil Young did.

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 29, 2026 12:05 AM (3/XaG)

251 >>> 227 Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) retweeted
Bart @BartGonnissen . 19h

In Japan, four French officer cadets from Saint-Cyr set fire to an American merchant ship during a training exercise in Okinawa.

Filmed, identified, and now facing charges, the officers, who acted without orders, are at the center of a diplomatic incident.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 11:49 PM (/bEIA)

Uh huh.

Are they "French, with migrant origin"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (ULPxl)

252 Trying, JQ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (sAmhv)

253 Washed-up 1980s actress Molly Ringwald has declared the Trump administration a full-blown “fascist government” and warned that anyone supporting the president’s policies, especially on immigration, will be branded as traitors and face punishment once Democrats gain power.

The former teen star, best known for films like Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink, posted a four-minute video on social media where she compared Trump supporters to Nazi collaborators in World War II France.

“I feel like I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “There’s something horrible going on in our country right now — we had one of the greatest countries in the world — but right now, this is a fascist government.”

“It’s not becoming a fascist government, it is a fascist government,” Ringwald continued. “ICE is brutalizing people.”

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 11:26 PM (Cjcf6)

Dummy. You travel internationally, you travel with a passport, and you use it as needed. That’s not fascism; them’s The Rules.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (92WOr)

254 For those stupid celebrities who think we are fascist now, if you opened your piehole to complain like you do and we were really fasfcist, you'd disappear into The Night And Fog, ending with a one-way ride on Air Pinochet.

We have a plethora of stupid celebrities.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (gKDq2)

255 245 I am surprised the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion rated nary a mention here on AoS today.
Posted by: Cow Demon

A lot of mention on the Morning Report.

Posted by: Get Up Earlier? at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (oftw2)

256 “I feel like I can’t stay silent, and neither should you,” Ringwald said. “There’s something horrible going on in our country right now"
----

That silly bitch sat silently when 7 states pretended they didn't know how to count votes. She sat silently when hundreds of people were prosecuted for January 6th when they walked thru a Federal building at the same speed they'd walk thru a Buc-ees. She sat silently thru the entirety of the made-up Weekend at Bernie's presidency, when we all knew that slow-Joe/sleep Joe was actually dementia Joe.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (Cjcf6)

257 It's not as if Ms. Ringworm has a job, so... guess she needs to run her mouth to feel better about herself.

*shrug*

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (rdVOm)

258 I am surprised the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion rated nary a mention here on AoS today.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 12:02 AM (92WOr)

A lot of posters shared memories. Some very close to the space program.
I I was a freshman in HS when it happened. They wheeled a TV into History class so we could watch so sad.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 12:07 AM (lpTXP)

259 "The events date from November 25, 2024."

Don't remember it happening then, either, but there was this election plus a media covering up for Dementia Joe . . . .
Posted by: RickZ
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I posted something on the SWIFT ban of Russian banks today only to discover it to be old news. (In retrospect I recalled Putin talking about it in the interview with [he who shall not be named].

An X site can't chum for clicks and remain credible.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 12:07 AM (/bEIA)

260 >>> 245 I am surprised the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion rated nary a mention here on AoS today.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 12:02 AM (92WOr)

You popped in *after* the thread where we talked all about it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 12:08 AM (ULPxl)

261 Seems the wealthy celebrity communists have discovered the new outragey outrage to glom onto. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:08 AM (sAmhv)

262 Molly Ringwald had a lot of talent. She was pretty. She had a huge amount if stardom in the 80s. I always wondered why she flamed out.

Now I know it's because she's a dumbass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 12:09 AM (BI5O2)

263 A lot of posters shared memories. Some very close to the space program.
I I was a freshman in HS when it happened. They wheeled a TV into History class so we could watch so sad.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 12:07 AM (lpTXP)

Gotcha. Too busy working I guess… : )

In my case I was in Germany and polished off dinner right before. The next week, I went Stadtmitte with my older sister. At a newsstand, many German publications had either 1) the Challenger 2) the Explosion or 3) Christa McAuliffe on the cover pages.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 12:10 AM (92WOr)

264 The Drinking Lamp is now LIT and set to FRIDAY

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting all monocles at January 29, 2026 12:10 AM (AP7fj)

265 You popped in *after* the thread where we talked all about it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2026 12:08 AM (ULPxl)

Convenient. My sense of timing is impeccable. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 12:11 AM (92WOr)

266 Seems the wealthy celebrity communists have discovered the new outragey outrage to glom onto. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:08 AM (sAmhv)

They are sliding into irrelevance with little grace. Sad!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 12:11 AM (lpTXP)

267 For those stupid celebrities who think we are fascist now, if you opened your piehole to complain like you do and we were really fasfcist, you'd disappear into The Night And Fog, ending with a one-way ride on Air Pinochet.

We have a plethora of stupid celebrities.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 12:06 AM (gKDq2)

Right? Fucking retards they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 12:11 AM (snZF9)

268 Molly Ringwald had a lot of talent. She was pretty. She had a huge amount if stardom in the 80s. I always wondered why she flamed out.

Now I know it's because she's a dumbass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Happened to a lot of us.

Posted by: 80s child star Miklos at January 29, 2026 12:12 AM (AP7fj)

269 Somebody should ask these celebrities what the definition of 'fascist' is. I bet they couldn't do it. Then, nobody in the msm can either.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:12 AM (sAmhv)

270 I posted something on the SWIFT ban of Russian banks today only to discover it to be old news. (In retrospect I recalled Putin talking about it in the interview with [he who shall not be named].

An X site can't chum for clicks and remain credible.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 12:07 AM (/bEIA)


The SWIFT ban is one of the drivers of the BRICS, that and the Magnitsky act

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 12:12 AM (rbvCR)

271 Somebody should ask these celebrities what the definition of 'fascist' is. I bet they couldn't do it. Then, nobody in the msm can either.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:12 AM (sAmhv)

The biden presidency was the closest we ever came. Oh but they liked him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 12:14 AM (snZF9)

272 One of the nice things about the about the death of the TV and movie and studios is that you barely see child stars anymore. At least that particular grotesquery is fading away.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 12:16 AM (BI5O2)

273 >Actor Giancarlo Esposito says it's time for a "revolution,"


LoL! Uh, ok, sport. Good luck.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:16 AM (sAmhv)

274 If they actually understood the definition of "fascist" they wouldn't use it because "A nominally socialist political system based on an alliance between dictatorial government and big business for mutual benefit that controls media and classes people by race" is EXACTLY what THEY are

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 29, 2026 12:17 AM (3/XaG)

275 The SWIFT ban is one of the drivers of the BRICS, that and the Magnitsky act
Posted by: Kindltot
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In the interview Putin said Russia made money because of it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 12:17 AM (/bEIA)

276 In Hollywood in the 80s, they told me I could be a a big star with raw sex appeal that they all loved


I was 11

Posted by: forgotten 80s child star at January 29, 2026 12:20 AM (AP7fj)

277 I've just leared to not watch TV. Or listen to music. These people are irrelevant to me.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 12:20 AM (lpTXP)

278 Sad about the kids killed having snow fun. Sparked a memory I hadn't recalled in a long, long time.

We didn't get a lot of snow worth mentioning when I was a kid. That may be why Mom didn't know how to dress me for the cold. Like those cloth gloves that got soaked through as soon as they touched snow.

Also, sledding hills are few and far between.

Anyway, one snowy winter, out here on Rancho Webworko, there were a bunch of us kids - family & friends, on a big, long toboggan, towed around the pasture behind the old Allis tractor. It was hilarious. Even falling off of it. Real flatland fun.

It was one of those things I figure they did more often when the older kids were young, but only did once in my life (like a lot of things before the family fell apart). I think the toboggan may actually still be out there in the rafters of the metal barn. The Allis is long since put out to pasture.

So long ago but more memorable than breakfast.

Posted by: mindful webworker - long ago in a reality far, far away at January 29, 2026 12:21 AM (pVyx/)

279 Somebody should ask these celebrities what the definition of 'fascist' is. I bet they couldn't do it. Then, nobody in the msm can either.
Posted by: Puddleglum


"A fascist is someone who disagrees with my 100%-emotional take on the Current Thing. Duh."

Posted by: J. Random Celebrity at January 29, 2026 12:21 AM (VHUov)

280 In Hollywood in the 80s, they told me I could be a a big star with raw sex appeal that they all loved


I was 11

Posted by: forgotten 80s child star at January 29, 2026 12:20 AM (AP7fj)

Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?

Posted by: Zombie Gary Coleman and the Ghost of Dana Plato at January 29, 2026 12:24 AM (lpTXP)

281
"..the vehicle has exploded." I remember that line over the TV well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

282 Stay tuned for my tell-all book "Different Strokes-What Willis was REALLY Talkin' 'Bout" and the SAD TRUTH about Dana Plato

Posted by: Special Guest Star Miklos at January 29, 2026 12:25 AM (AP7fj)

283 In the interview Putin said Russia made money because of it.
-----

Of course he said that. He has to.

Nobody gains a comparative advantage by being locked out of international currency exchange. Certainly not an absolute one - nobody gains from it, in any event - not the targeted country or the reserve currency holders.

It's done too harm Russia, hopefully more than it harms us.

In the long run, it's likely to be a really bad bet for the US - but it's inarguably bad for Russia in the short to medium term.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 12:25 AM (BI5O2)

284 Ok. I'll say it. Miklos! How ARE the 'eens? Keepin' you happy I sincerely hope..always good to see you my friend ❣❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2026 12:27 AM (LNeRu)

285 "..the vehicle has exploded." I remember that line over the TV well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

If anyone knows where Car 54 is, my bet is on Publius.

Posted by: Special Guest Star Miklos, as the KGB Valet at January 29, 2026 12:28 AM (AP7fj)

286 Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?
Posted by: Zombie Gary Coleman and the Ghost of Dana Plato at January 29, 2026 12:24 AM (lpTXP)

Stay tuned for my tell-all book "Different Strokes-What Willis was REALLY Talkin' 'Bout" and the SAD TRUTH about Dana Plato
Posted by: Special Guest Star Miklos at January 29, 2026 12:25 AM (AP7fj)


That was Miklos replying to Mary's sock, right?

If not, that's gotta be in the top-ten best cases of Hordemind ever.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 12:28 AM (VHUov)

287 Why would Luke be sugar free? Maybe because it was aimed more at Gentiles and they were more likely to be diabetic as they were not following Jewish dietary restrictions.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at January 28, 2026 11:32 PM (tRYqg)
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Two words: lokshen kugel.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 12:30 AM (Ora++)

288 How ARE the 'eens? Keepin' you happy I sincerely hope..always good to see you my friend ❣❣
Posted by: COMountainMarie

very cold here

all the promised Global Warmening was just a lie

We stay warm with kerosene, likker, argumentative altercations, and body warmth when the ladies calm down

Hell, the dogs is under the covers

Posted by: Miklos, survivor of Unfortunate Circumstances at January 29, 2026 12:32 AM (AP7fj)

289 ..the vehicle has exploded."

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I remember that line, too

Posted by: Trabant Owner at January 29, 2026 12:32 AM (BI5O2)

290
Ghislaine Maxwell says if she is forced to testify before congress by democrats she will name the 29 men who reached secret deals with the DOJ for immunity including democrat mega donor Leon Black. Also she will identify the girl in the hot tub with her and Bill Clinton.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25


Your terms are acceptable

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2026 12:32 AM (xG4kz)

291 …40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion…

I can never forget the day I’d just sat down with our 4½ year old daughter to watch Mister Rogers, and when I turned on the tv, there was Dan Rather, looking grave, with a model of the launch rocket on his desk. My heart sank before he could say a word.

And yesterday was the anniversary of the Apollo 1 fire.

What I’ve read about the new planned moon mission concerns me. Don’t need a repeat of the errors that destroyed two shuttles.
🚀

Well, we watched the penultimate Resident Alien earlier today, and now we get to conclude the series. It's been a fun run.

Never watched the conclusion of Babylon 5. Missed the last season of Trek Next Gen and Deep Space 5 both. Didn't catch the last of Warehouse 13. Life got too busy for most of those. Glad to get to the end of a series that knows it's concluding.

So, I'll clock out now. 🕦

https://youtu.be/jJ4IUjjVfng

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker is extra terrestrial at January 29, 2026 12:33 AM (pVyx/)

292 If not, that's gotta be in the top-ten best cases of Hordemind ever.
Posted by: mikeski

Hordemind

It is a Beautiful Thing

Posted by: Miklos AKA *AP7fj* at January 29, 2026 12:36 AM (AP7fj)

293 I'll go ahead and guess the girl is an abandoned, baseborn daughter of a common whore, and Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Trabant Owner at January 29, 2026 12:37 AM (BI5O2)

294 ..the vehicle has exploded."

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I remember that line, too
Posted by: Trabant Owner

FAKE NEWS

The Pinto was a fine car, and mainly never exploded

Posted by: Miklos, former Trabi Pilot at January 29, 2026 12:38 AM (AP7fj)

295
"If we die, we want people to accept it. We're in a risky business, and we hope that if anything happens to us it will not delay the program. The conquest of space is worth the risk of life" -- Gus Grissom

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

296 Posted by: Trabant Owner

Well la-di-da

Trabis go for SERIOUS MONEY these days

Posted by: Miklos should have bought 50 in 1990, they were basically free at January 29, 2026 12:41 AM (AP7fj)

297 Does anyone think Molly Ringwold knows a fascist from hill of beans?

Posted by: AnnaS at January 29, 2026 12:42 AM (ANuwa)

298 If you drive Highway 50 across Nevada, you can actually see old Pony Express waystations, and the trail they road... some just a few yards from the highway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2026 12:42 AM (mP0Kj)

299
You can view his entire career as a gradual simplification and mainstreaming of his music till he arrived at Born In The USA which was perfectly done to make zillions of dollars. Then he turned himself into the Grateful Dead for the East Coast, and then a senile kneejerk lefty like the once free thinking Neil Young did.
Posted by: Azjaeger


And yet, through it all, he remained a plain, humble New Jersey farmer, known locally as "Old McSpringsteen" and totally not doing it for the extensive tax breaks extended to sons of the Jersey soil such as he.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2026 12:43 AM (xG4kz)

300 Its only 12:44?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 12:44 AM (Ia/+0)

301 The day the challenger exploded I was working in a old building we were renovating. We had run new floor beams for a long hallway and were waiting for a delivery of plywood for the sub flooring. The driver, a dude in his early 20's who was always the delivery guy pulls up and the first thing out of his mouth was "did you hear about the shuttle? It blew up." My father and brother was there. We unloaded the plywood, packed up the tools and just went home.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 12:46 AM (snZF9)

302
Right? Fucking retards they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

=============

"My name is Molly Ringwald of Los Angeles, and you're an ugly, cruel despot and you look gay strutting with that one hand on your hip," she said to Mussolini with no consequences.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 12:47 AM (Pno9/)

303 297 Does anyone think Molly Ringwold knows a fascist from hill of beans?
Posted by: AnnaS



Does that Rage For The Machine idiot Tommy Morello know? (No, he doesn't). Celebrities and pro jocks are not smart people. Average, at best. They are just exceptional at ONE thing and made a LOT of money from it. That doesn't translate in others, yet they seem to think so.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:48 AM (sAmhv)

304 "If we die, we want people to accept it. We're in a risky business, and we hope that if anything happens to us it will not delay the program. The conquest of space is worth the risk of life" -- Gus Grissom
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Darleen read that and got Dedicated

But RONG

"Space" does not include any room or portion of this double-wide or of her own extensive personal self

Posted by: Miklos needs Protective Gear at January 29, 2026 12:48 AM (AP7fj)

305 Wonder if the Frog arsonists are North African flavored?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 29, 2026 12:49 AM (Ezs10)

306 Trabis go for SERIOUS MONEY these days
Posted by: Miklos should have bought 50 in 1990, they were basically free at January 29, 2026 12:41 AM (AP7fj)

Yeah, no shit. A late 80s one in "good" condition can fetch up to $10k.

Assuming you bought on in 1980, and took delivery of the new vehicle in 1989, once the Treuhand raffled off the company to VW and crashed the currency, you'd have an effectively worthless item.

So it's definitely a big profit.

Posted by: Trabant Owner at January 29, 2026 12:50 AM (BI5O2)

307 The Pinto was a fine car, and mainly never exploded

Posted by: Miklos, former Trabi Pilot at January 29, 2026 12:38 AM (AP7fj)


Shortly after I moved into this building over 40 years ago, I was watching tv and heard outside a BANG!-WHOOSH!

Looked out the window and a Pinto had crashed into a light pole and had burst into flames.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 12:50 AM (gKDq2)

308 Stay tuned for my tell-all book "What Harry Dean Stanton REALLY though about Molly Ringwald" and how he lit ALL her Sixteen Candles

Posted by: Hollywood Insider Miklos at January 29, 2026 12:51 AM (AP7fj)

309
The last words spoken by the crew of Challenger were by Pilot Mike Smith, which were recorded on the "black box" recorder. It was simply "Uh-oh". The right side SRB pulled away causing a lateral acceleration which the crew felt. That's when he said it.

I've read the last words of pilots recorded on the black boxes are often "Oh, shit" before the end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

310 288

As it all should be! Much love to you, whether you deserve it or not😕...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2026 12:52 AM (LNeRu)

311 I was in high school when the Challenger exploded. I was home because of the flu. Was going to watch 'The Price is Right' with Mom, but the space shuttle was launching instead, so of course we watched. It was surreal.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:53 AM (sAmhv)

312 Shortly after I moved into this building over 40 years ago, I was watching tv and heard outside a BANG!-WHOOSH!

Looked out the window and a Pinto had crashed into a light pole and had burst into flames.
Posted by: RickZ


In reverse? I thought they were only supposed to go all torchy when they got rear-ended.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 12:53 AM (VHUov)

313 and crashed the currency, you'd have an effectively worthless item.

So it's definitely a big profit.
Posted by: Trabant Owner

The Westies valued the Ostmark at 1/1. Fake but financially valid. The Westies paid.

Those who bought Ostmarks in the Last Months did quite well.

Posted by: Miklos with finger on nose at January 29, 2026 12:54 AM (AP7fj)

314 US Hwy 50. We drove it from Delta, UT to Baker, NV. There was a bunch of nothing. It was beautiful.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 12:55 AM (lpTXP)

315 In reverse? I thought they were only supposed to go all torchy when they got rear-ended.
Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 12:53 AM (VHUov)


Nope. Head-on into the light pole. Maybe the car got rear-ended first, pushing it into the light pole? Saw no other car but it could have sped off.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 12:56 AM (gKDq2)

316 311 I was in high school when the Challenger exploded. I was home because of the flu. Was going to watch 'The Price is Right' with Mom, but the space shuttle was launching instead, so of course we watched. It was surreal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:53 AM (sAmhv)

4th grade. Our Art teacher was one of the semi-finalist. We were all sitting in the powwow square (sitting indian style in a grid formation.) And we watched it blow up.

We stayed watching the TV all day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:56 AM (bss/y)

317 "" We will never forget them this morning as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of God." -- Ronaldus Magnus

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

318 I was in high school when the Challenger exploded. I was home because of the flu. Was going to watch 'The Price is Right' with Mom, but the space shuttle was launching instead, so of course we watched. It was surreal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:53 AM (sAmhv)
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4th grade. Our Art teacher was one of the semi-finalist. We were all sitting in the powwow square (sitting indian style in a grid formation.) And we watched it blow up.

We stayed watching the TV all day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 12:56 AM (bss/y)


Ahm gettin' skeered.

I used to feel like I'm ready for the retirement home but you young whippersnappers make me feel like I'm ready for the funeral home.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 01:00 AM (gKDq2)

319 Hey Horde, cheers.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 01:01 AM (0nHVk)

320 Cheers, Debby!

How are you tonight?

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

321 Challenger-I recall distinctly

My girlfriend of the day stuck her head into the shower while I was in it.

"Good news or bad news?"

Usual, bad news first

"The Space Shuttle just blew up"

The good news?

"There is no good news"

Posted by: Miklos does recall with precision and clarity at January 29, 2026 01:03 AM (AP7fj)

322 I used to feel like I'm ready for the retirement home but you young whippersnappers make me feel like I'm ready for the funeral home.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 01:00 AM (gKDq2)

We would help you get a good Medicare plan. Do you prefer Shatner or Jimmie "JJ" Walker?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 01:03 AM (lpTXP)

323 Does that Rage For The Machine idiot Tommy Morello know? (No, he doesn't). Celebrities and pro jocks are not smart people. Average, at best. They are just exceptional at ONE thing and made a LOT of money from it. That doesn't translate in others, yet they seem to think so.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:48 AM (sAmhv)

This is true. The funny thing is whenever I came across musicians that were dumb as a bag of hammers it was usually not anyone from the metal tribe. Maybe it's because we didn't view ourselves as "artists". Whenever I ran across musicians who thought of themselves as artists, thats when shit got weird, and it was very very rarely metal dudes. Artist was just another way of saying I'm a narcissistic douchebag who thinks the world gives a shit about what I have to say. Us metal guys, we didn't give a shit who cared or not, its not why we were in it. I still have that attitude, I still don't give a shit, and I say it a lot. When metal started splitting into all these weird sub genres of false metal you started seeing more "artists". Douchebags against the machine is a classic example.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 01:04 AM (snZF9)

324 I used to feel like I'm ready for the retirement home but you young whippersnappers make me feel like I'm ready for the funeral home.
Posted by: RickZ
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If it helps, RickZ, I was married & living with active duty USN (now ex-) hubby in Hawaii when Challenger exploded. Was driving home from work and saw many cars with headlights on during daytime, but it wasn't a funeral procession, it was everywhere. (Those were the days before always-on headlights)

Was a sad day.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)

325 Hey Horde, cheers.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 01:01 AM (0nHVk)

320 Cheers, Debby!

How are you tonight?
Posted by: JQ

I regret to inform that due to weather conditions, delivery of 2 oz plastic cups has been delayed.

There might be a few in the outside beer cooler in a box over the Heineken that nobody drinks.

Posted by: Miklos heard rumours of a snowflake, which constitutes an Official Emergency in Sakkliner at January 29, 2026 01:08 AM (AP7fj)

326 >>>torchy when they got rear-ended.
Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 12:53 AM (VHUov)

Nope. Head-on into the light pole.
---

Ford can be very stupid.
If the Pinto had an electric fuel pump as did Buddy's ~1986 F-150, it could have kept pumping after the collision. All that excess fuel could have ignited as did the pick-up.

My 02 manual has a section on, how to turn the fuel pump on after a collision.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 01:10 AM (/bEIA)

327 Miklos can't find Dixie cups?..

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 01:11 AM (lpTXP)

328 Does that Rage For The Machine idiot Tommy Morello know? (No, he doesn't). Celebrities and pro jocks are not smart people. Average, at best. They are just exceptional at ONE thing and made a LOT of money from it. That doesn't translate in others, yet they seem to think so.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 12:48 AM (sAmhv)

This is true.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

FUN FACT

Very few Nobel Prize winners in Physics are good guitarists. Or even drummers.


Hmmm

Posted by: Nobel bloed shit up good, Miklos kinda approves in theory at January 29, 2026 01:12 AM (AP7fj)

329 Silly Miklos!

I went to the restaurant supply store and purchased a *whole case* of 2 oz cups before the Club Christmas Party, just like you requested!

And then you got y'self banninated. Ugh. Now I suppose that box is buried under all the Christmas decorations, back in the storeroom.

Thanks anyway, LOL!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)

330 We got in trouble for "hooky-bobbing" when I was a kid.

(That's when you grab on to a vehicle and get pulled along the icy/snowy road for fun)
Posted by: JQ

The proper term is ski jogging. On a dare I grabbed the bumper of a Spokane County Sheriff when I was a tender teen. I figured out that he knew I was back there when he got to the top of the hill and he sped up pretty quickly. I wisely let go. Scored alot of points with the gang on that one. Scored even more when he drove back by about 10 minutes later and shook his finger at me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 29, 2026 01:12 AM (uaYsl)

331 I lived in Boston's North End some 40 years ago (wow!). Parking was miserable even in the best of times. During snow - no previously shoveled spot was ever taken by a non-shovelee.

It was known widely to do that would be a very, very poor choice.

----

I used to live in South Philadelphia. Same thing there. Well, probably worse....in true Philly fashion, people have been murdered over those parking spots.

I am sooo glad to be out of there.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 29, 2026 01:14 AM (xverI)

332 Miklos can't find Dixie cups?..
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Dixie cups are waxed paper. They don't hold up well when full of jello shots, sitting in the cooler until ordered..

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

333 Miklos can't find Dixie cups?..
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


The Dixie company doesn't make anything smaller than 12oz, anymore, according to their website. Sad.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 01:16 AM (VHUov)

334 I was a new bride and a newer mom back when the Challenger exploded. It was a sad day. I also remember the day that the PanAm flight exploded over Lockerbie, my friend lost her sister that day. I hear you talking, RickZ, can I interest you in a Baileys?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 01:17 AM (0nHVk)

335 The proper term is ski jogging. On a dare I grabbed the bumper of a Spokane County Sheriff when I was a tender teen. I figured out that he knew I was back there when he got to the top of the hill and he sped up pretty quickly. I wisely let go. Scored alot of points with the gang on that one. Scored even more when he drove back by about 10 minutes later and shook his finger at me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Really.. and I was living in Spokane then. Everyone we knew, even the adults, called it hooky-bobbing.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:17 AM (rdVOm)

336 'Space" does not include any room or portion of this double-wide or of her own extensive personal self' •••Miklos words of wisdom°°°
I learn a new thing from you every day!🤯!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2026 01:18 AM (LNeRu)

337 I used to feel like I'm ready for the retirement home but you young whippersnappers make me feel like I'm ready for the funeral home.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2026 01:00 AM (gKDq2)

Yep, regret to say I was already gainfully employed in a “career” job. That means it paid less than I was making at the job that paid for all the college that lead to the career. Why yes I am gullible.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2026 01:18 AM (JAZes)

338 Miklos can't find Dixie cups?..
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Supply chain issues

Texas Pete hot sauce is made in North Carolina, etc

Also, Jell-O shots come in 2 oz plastic items, not produced by the paper-only fine Made in USA Dixie Cup people

And also also-I have seen these girls live more than once, and they always put on a show


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT433vxuE58

And

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBl2G8Bd-aI



Posted by: Iko Iko Miklos at January 29, 2026 01:18 AM (AP7fj)

339 Dixie cups are waxed paper. They don't hold up well when full of jello shots, sitting in the cooler until ordered..

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

*bows head, abashedly, knowing I've been schooled b the barkeep and purveyor of Jello shots *

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 01:19 AM (lpTXP)

340 Really.. and I was living in Spokane then. Everyone we knew, even the adults, called it hooky-bobbing.
Posted by: JQ

I lived on the very southern edge of the Spokane Valley. You city kids didn't know what you were talking about.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 29, 2026 01:21 AM (uaYsl)

341
It's a grim thing to contemplate, but the crew survived the initial explosion. The crew cabin survived intact, and ultimately hit the ocean at 200 mph.

There was evidence that some of the crew were activating emergency air supplies. Some switches were found in positions that indicating Pilot Mike Smith was attempting some kind of emergency procedures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 29, 2026 01:22 AM (w6EFb)

342 Aww, don't feel bad BarelyScaryMary!

Here-- enjoy a spicy margarita! My treat!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:22 AM (rdVOm)

343 The proper term is ski jogging. On a dare I grabbed the bumper of a Spokane County Sheriff when I was a tender teen. I figured out that he knew I was back there when he got to the top of the hill and he sped up pretty quickly. I wisely let go. Scored alot of points with the gang on that one. Scored even more when he drove back by about 10 minutes later and shook his finger at me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Really.. and I was living in Spokane then. Everyone we knew, even the adults, called it hooky-bobbing.
Posted by: JQ
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We used both terms - but usually referred to it as ski jogging. Some amusing memories. And a knock on the door once from one upset cop.

Posted by: scampydog at January 29, 2026 01:22 AM (41CYW)

344 I lived on the very southern edge of the Spokane Valley. You city kids didn't know what you were talking about.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Oh. The Valley. Heh, that explains it...

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)

345 Texas Pete and Duke's mayonnaise. It took a while for those to be available in TX. I recall my Mom sending me care packages of mayonnaise.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 01:24 AM (lpTXP)

346 We used to ride our bicycles down to Albi Stadium & practice stunts. Ouch...

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

347 Hey kids! Don't forget to protest Trump and fascism by buying one of my signature "Che" model guitars! Only $5000! Get the details on my Sirius XM "RADIO SANDINISTA" show, sponsored by Ben & Jerry's!

Rest in Power, Nurse Pretti!

Posted by: Tom Morello at January 29, 2026 01:28 AM (xverI)

348 Where I live we called it bumpa jumpin, you crouch down at a stop and attach yourself to the bumpa and ride. I'll admit, I mostly was a voyeur at these events, I had seen the results of poor decision making.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 01:29 AM (0nHVk)

349 JQ, spicy Margaritas, thank you!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 29, 2026 01:29 AM (lpTXP)

350 We used both terms - but usually referred to it as ski jogging. Some amusing memories. And a knock on the door once from one upset cop.
Posted by: scampydog

It was common knowledge that kids who went to CV weren't quite right.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 29, 2026 01:29 AM (uaYsl)

351 I used to feel like I'm ready for the retirement home but you young whippersnappers make me feel like I'm ready for the funeral home.
Posted by: RickZ



That's ok. I have reached the wonderful stage of life where I'm older than the parents of the new incoming work force. A mid 20 something lady gleefully told me I'm older than her parents. It was a 'Huh, guess I've reached that stage in life' moment.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2026 01:30 AM (sAmhv)

352 Why yes I am gullible.
Posted by: Pete Bog

How may recent gradumates can spell or define "Gullible"?

Oh

No need

Most are the very definition of that term.

Posted by: Miklos quickly corrects self at January 29, 2026 01:30 AM (AP7fj)

353 346 We used to ride our bicycles down to Albi Stadium & practice stunts. Ouch...
Posted by: JQ
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Albi stadium - carpet glued to concrete. Like playing on sandpaper - carpet rash. And fistbump to Sock Monkey for the Valley ski jogging.

Posted by: scampydog at January 29, 2026 01:30 AM (41CYW)

354 A mid 20 something lady gleefully told me I'm older than her parents.



"So, you know about the Tire Irons"

Posted by: Miklosian HR at January 29, 2026 01:31 AM (AP7fj)

355 I remember reading Gullible's Travels when I was in skool, or maybe it was a Learing Center that I attended.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 01:35 AM (0nHVk)

356 Doggo-- we didn't do our stunts IN the stadium, but the parking lot. It was in bad shape... concrete. Grass growing between the joints.

We *are* talking the 1960s.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:35 AM (rdVOm)

357 Hey kids! Don't forget to protest Trump and fascism by buying one of my signature "Che" model guitars! Only $5000! Get the details on my Sirius XM "RADIO SANDINISTA" show, sponsored by Ben & Jerry's!

Rest in Power, Nurse Pretti!
Posted by: Tom Morello

As voiceless Black Wo/men, we endorse this effort.

Not paying for that shit though

Our Black fathers told us to keep 50 million in cash just in case

Posted by: Big Mike and Bigger Fanni at January 29, 2026 01:36 AM (AP7fj)

358 I was on a survey crew in the desert west of Phoenix sitting in the Suburban listening to the launch. Lots of confusion by the announcers at first then the reality of it hit them and then you could hear the grief in their words.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 29, 2026 01:36 AM (GGatE)

359 It was common knowledge that kids who went to CV weren't quite right.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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U-High kids did have the better McDonald's.

Posted by: scampydog at January 29, 2026 01:37 AM (41CYW)

360 And Sunday is the anniversary of the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster.

My wife grew up near Lufkin, TX. One of her uncles, I believe, lived in the debris path, and some of the wreckage landed on his property.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 29, 2026 01:39 AM (xverI)

361 Somehow I just remembered that I spent some time at a daycare called Little Bo Peep.

Or so I was told.

Maybe they were funnin' with me, because I don't remember a single word of Somalican.

Posted by: Random Miklosian Recollections of Early Days at January 29, 2026 01:40 AM (AP7fj)

362 {{{DDS}}}!!!!❣❣❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2026 01:40 AM (LNeRu)

363 We moved out of Spokane before I entered middle school. Not sure whether that would've been Glover or Salk.

Probably would've attended Shadle Park High?

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)

364 We *are* talking the 1960s.
Posted by: JQ

Try to tell the kids that

Posted by: The Lawn of Miklos remains untrod upon at January 29, 2026 01:41 AM (AP7fj)

365 Hey kids! Don't forget to protest Trump and fascism by buying one of my signature "Che" model guitars! Only $5000! Get the details on my Sirius XM "RADIO SANDINISTA" show, sponsored by Ben & Jerry's!

Rest in Power, Nurse Pretti!

Posted by: Tom Morello at January 29, 2026 01:28 AM (xverI)

Eh, press it in your ass. Probably some made in china piece of shit anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 01:42 AM (snZF9)

366 Maybe time for a drink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 01:43 AM (snZF9)

367 Probably would've attended Shadle Park High?
Posted by: JQ
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Mark Rypien's alma mater.

Posted by: scampydog at January 29, 2026 01:46 AM (41CYW)

368 Another piss off of mine- Signature guitars. What a frigging scam.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 01:46 AM (snZF9)

369 Maybe time for a drink.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Now see?

We CAN have nice things!

Posted by: Miklos rebukes the Debbie Downers (nor our Debbie) at January 29, 2026 01:49 AM (AP7fj)

370 Probably would've attended Shadle Park High?
Posted by: JQ

Yep.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 29, 2026 01:50 AM (uaYsl)

371 Another piss off of mine- Signature guitars. What a frigging scam.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I buy guitars at flea markets and garage sales, sign "Berserker" on them and sell for $$$ to 15 year olds with rich divorced parents.

Posted by: Miklos supplements income at January 29, 2026 01:52 AM (AP7fj)

372 I'm surprised they are still called Dixie cups. That word has been band everywhere else. All that racism bugaboo you know.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 01:54 AM (E7+ue)

373 Probably would've attended Shadle Park High?
Posted by: JQ

Yep.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I am so fukkin busted

Thanks a lot, assholes

Posted by: Miklos always said he had a girlfriend, but she goes to Shadle, you wouldn't know her at January 29, 2026 01:55 AM (AP7fj)

374 I buy guitars at flea markets and garage sales, sign "Berserker" on them and sell for $$$ to 15 year olds with rich divorced parents.

Posted by: Miklos supplements income at January 29, 2026 01:52 AM (AP7fj)

Yeah thats pretty much who buys the damn things anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 01:56 AM (snZF9)

375 Mark Rypien's alma mater.
Posted by: scampydog

I've met Mr. Rypien several times. Good friends with a BIL. Very humble genuinely nice guy. I played softball against his brothers Dave and Tim.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 29, 2026 01:57 AM (uaYsl)

376 Midnight Rambler, I am glad that it didn't land on his head, he would have had to have a government plate in his head, at any given time you could be programmed to buy a syringe, a/k/a turkey baster and attend the wretched raghead 's town hall meeting.

JQ, the 60;s were the best time to grow up in America, if you were two or twenty, you experienced an incredible number of historic events. I fear that our history will be buried. With all of the modern technology, I never spied on my kids, I hope that appreciate that someday, it is the ultimate invasion of privacy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 02:00 AM (0nHVk)

377 Porsche theme - Axel Foley drove a 356 (replica) in 48 Hours. Wasn't a 64 sky blue Cadillac.

Posted by: scampydog at January 29, 2026 02:01 AM (41CYW)

378 I'm surprised they are still called Dixie cups. That word has been band everywhere else. All that racism bugaboo you know.
Posted by: Case

The worst?

The end of Dixie Beer

Little did I suspect these would be collector's items

https://tinyurl.com/4t4m4vba

Posted by: Miklos did, in fact, consume at January 29, 2026 02:02 AM (AP7fj)

379 I've met Mr. Rypien several times. Good friends with a BIL. Very humble genuinely nice guy. I played softball against his brothers Dave and Tim.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Very cool. I played baseball against Dave. He was humble - and better than everyone.

Posted by: scampydog at January 29, 2026 02:03 AM (41CYW)

380 You know who else is a dick?

https://tinyurl.com/3cweapts

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 02:07 AM (Ora++)

381 You know who else is a dick?

https://tinyurl.com/3cweapts
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

For your consideration-

A dick without a head.

Posted by: Miklos and lil' Miklos are on good terms , despite trouble Lil' Miklos causes at January 29, 2026 02:10 AM (AP7fj)

382 You know who else is a dick?

https://tinyurl.com/3cweapts

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 02:07 AM (Ora++)

Dick Turban, what a shock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 02:11 AM (snZF9)

383 This thread is gone and so am I

Would someone please lock up, and see to Skip's breakfast?

Posted by: Concerned Aunt Miklos at January 29, 2026 02:19 AM (AP7fj)

384 My Dad had a 65 Porsche 356 C in the late 60s-early 70s, fun ride

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 29, 2026 02:20 AM (y7zkd)

385 I'll have whatever Alex Jones is drinking:

https://tinyurl.com/bztrn4th

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 02:21 AM (Ora++)

386 Biden's Dog, I just want to scream FUCK YOU DICK, he is such an asshoe, at least he is not seeking re-election right? It certainly paves the way for the latest Chicago radical to grab the reins of the DNC. This is a frightening thought.

Bers, I liked a whole bunch of what you posted about true metal, the only thing that scares me about metal, and I am being totally honest with you here, it is so brutally honest that a mentally ill person could ideate a bit off of it. I was so tense all of the the time with a mentally ill brother, I opted for tunes that reached my heart, I guess. They were slower and I could understand the words. Any poet who is unemployed as a poet should get into songwriting. Metal to me, means fuck you, you asshole, and I need lots of that in my life, so thank you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 02:24 AM (0nHVk)

387 Metal is what Punk wishes it could be. (If only it knew how to play instruments and actually sing)

The IDGAF attitude is worthy, though.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)

388 State police detective called me again today-- BIL's truck was towed & impounded. (Not sure whether broke down, wrecked or just stuck in the mud.)

He'd been picked up hitchhiking & was taken to hospital and released.. last week. They can't tell me what was up with that, but seems he walked away and is ok.

I think he's upset that I didn't roll out the welcome mat for him, so never tried to contact me after I told him "do not come here" in December. Don't even really *know* the guy, after all. Sounds like he has his wallet and ID, but abandoned his phone with the truck.

Already feels like PTSD from all the crap I've been through the last 5 years-- I'm burned out and unwilling to be caregiver for yet another dependent!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)

389 Bers, I liked a whole bunch of what you posted about true metal, the only thing that scares me about metal, and I am being totally honest with you here, it is so brutally honest that a mentally ill person could ideate a bit off of it. I was so tense all of the the time with a mentally ill brother, I opted for tunes that reached my heart, I guess. They were slower and I could understand the words. Any poet who is unemployed as a poet should get into songwriting. Metal to me, means fuck you, you asshole, and I need lots of that in my life, so thank you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 02:24 AM (0nHVk)

Yeah, not really sure thats the case. I guess it seems brutally honest because the songs are about history, or taken from books, or movies, or sci-fi or fantasy genres, so its truthful in it's portrayal. I think the main thing is to be able to paint a huge story or picture in a person's mind in a very limited space of 3 minutes. There is an edge to it though, probably because it needs to cut through bullshit. Its the Anti Tolkien.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 02:50 AM (snZF9)

390 Punk is *all about* F.U. That's it. It's rap without the earsplitting bass BS.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)

391 38
tcn, are you here? If so, are you the one with the red hair and the little ring in the side of your nostril?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 10:20 PM (Pno9/)

I think I missed the reference. Sorry.

I have brown to gray hair just now, grayer by the day, and no nose ring. Not in the mood for anything that catches extra snot, thanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 02:58 AM (1vYii)

392 "Girls! Girls! Girls!"

Posted by: Vince Meal at January 29, 2026 02:58 AM (KAi1n)

393 I guess a better way to explain the lyrics is to use an example I use a lot. Somebody once said to me that metal bands don't do songs about trains. Not sure they said it or why it mattered, but I said are you frigging kidding me? There are 2 right off the top of my head, and both are metal classics. Riding with the driver, from Motorhead, and Princess of the night from Saxon. The motorhead song was a classic example of painting a huge picture in limited words-

Iron child from a vulcans forge, metal scream and thrash
Red steel in the driving wheel, hear the pistons clash
Black dragon breathing big black smoke, howling up the tracks

So what is that? Its a train, not just a train, a pissed off train, a powerful train, maybe possessed, maybe almost sentient, the mind wonders. Many possibilities in 3 lines.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 03:00 AM (snZF9)

394 385 I'll have whatever Alex Jones is drinking:

https://tinyurl.com/bztrn4th
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 02:21 AM (Ora++)
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Think we've had a sip of that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 03:01 AM (/bEIA)

395 Crazy Train

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 29, 2026 03:02 AM (KAi1n)

396 348 Where I live we called it bumpa jumpin, you crouch down at a stop and attach yourself to the bumpa and ride. I'll admit, I mostly was a voyeur at these events, I had seen the results of poor decision making.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 01:29 AM (0nHVk)

Hookey Bobbin on the bumper of the school bus, which in High School was a good three mile ride. I only did it twice, probably because the first trip went so well.

I suppose now you'd get kicked out of school or arrested or something, but then it was done entirely on a dare.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 03:04 AM (1vYii)

397 The need to be horizontal is stronk my friends. Sweet dreams to the whole lot of you, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2026 03:05 AM (0nHVk)

398 'Night, Debby

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)

399 Is Nurse around? Just saw this adorable video of the otters at the Fort Worth Zoo enjoying the ice:

https://tinyurl.com/FWZooOttersOnIce

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 03:07 AM (SRRAx)

400 400

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)

401 400. Sufficient.

Posted by: Slipshod Slingshot at January 29, 2026 03:10 AM (f1H1m)

402 @zerohedge
4h
New Footage Show Alex Pretti get in ICE face n call them MFers, Kicks and break ICE SUV talil light Jan 13 at another Minneapolis confrontation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 03:17 AM (/bEIA)

403 I love the gearhead talk. I was a teenage gearhead in a dicey time with the draft board. I even worked at a gas station weeknights when I should have been studying hard. When my best friends got drafted, I became a scholar and forgot about hot cars for a decade or so.

Posted by: Fenderbender at January 29, 2026 03:18 AM (x8own)

404 402 @zerohedge
4h
New Footage Show Alex Pretti get in ICE face n call them MFers, Kicks and break ICE SUV talil light Jan 13 at another Minneapolis confrontation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 03:17 AM (/bEIA)

Yeah, one could string together a fact based narrative that Ol' Alex was a repeat violent felon in the midst of a multiweek crime spree.

If one wanted to, of course.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 29, 2026 03:20 AM (w/O5Q)

405 Alex Pretti?

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones at January 29, 2026 03:24 AM (rdVOm)

406 FUN FACT

Very few Nobel Prize winners in Physics are good guitarists. Or even drummers.


Hmmm
Posted by: Nobel bloed shit up good, Miklos kinda approves in theory at January 29, 2026 01:12 AM (AP7fj)


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qWabhnt91Uc

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 29, 2026 03:34 AM (H6cKs)

407 Pretti's not going away until enough video of him being a dumbass is produced. Jan 13 is a good start.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 03:34 AM (/bEIA)

408 Greg Gutfeld doesn't care - and that's a good thing:

https://tinyurl.com/ybdk6pbz

I barely watch TV news here in Israel, let alone US TV. So I had to look up what kinda libtard Jessica Tarlov is. It ain't pretty. Grok summary:

https://tinyurl.com/23ydb2ud

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 03:35 AM (Ora++)

409 Also Einstein was a gifted amateur violinist..

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 29, 2026 03:39 AM (H6cKs)

410 JQ, so sorry to hear what is going on with your BIL. You surely don't need to be dealing with him on top of everything else! Prayers, dear one 🙏🙏🙏💕💕💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 03:42 AM (SRRAx)

411 I barely watch TV news here in Israel, let alone US TV. So I had to look up what kinda libtard Jessica Tarlov is. It ain't pretty. Grok summary:

https://tinyurl.com/23ydb2ud

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 03:35 AM (Ora++)
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Wow! Libtard is an understatement:

https://x.com/JessicaTarlov

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 03:46 AM (Ora++)

412 Tarlov needs a throat lozenge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 03:48 AM (/bEIA)

413 Thanks, TiFW! Hope you're doing well!

Hubby says BIL has friends there, so I hope he's found a safe place to stay. There are more services for him there anyway.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 03:49 AM (rdVOm)

414 'Night, all. See ya next time.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2026 03:49 AM (rdVOm)

415 253 Washed-up 1980s actress Molly Ringwald has declared the Trump administration a full-blown “fascist government” and warned that anyone supporting the president’s policies, especially on immigration, will be branded as traitors and face punishment once Democrats gain power.

Ummm.....remind me again - just WHO are the fascists? 🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 03:52 AM (SRRAx)

416 Musk has the two videos (different angles) of Pretti acting out on Jan. 13, interspersed by a clip of Elizabeth Warren babbling something with a picture of the event behind her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 03:56 AM (/bEIA)

417 402 @zerohedge
4h
New Footage Show Alex Pretti get in ICE face n call them MFers, Kicks and break ICE SUV talil light Jan 13 at another Minneapolis confrontation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 03:17 AM (/bEIA)

Ol' Alex was a messed up dude. Quit his job (or was fired?), loused up his relationship with his wife (or girlfriend?), and went on a rampage against ICE.

Not sure I'm prepared to be very sympathetic.

I will pray for his miserable soul, but that's mostly so I don't go to hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 04:00 AM (1vYii)

418 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at January 29, 2026 04:00 AM (SSiCQ)

419 Ummm.....remind me again - just WHO are the fascists? 🙄🙄🙄
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 29, 2026 03:52 AM (SRRAx)

Hi Sweetie! I hear your birdbath is frozen over. Need a tiny Zamboni?

LOL.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 29, 2026 04:01 AM (1vYii)

420 Century Aluminum To Construct First US Aluminum Plant In More Than 40 Years
..“The new plant, to be built in Inola, Oklahoma,
is expected to produce 750,000 tonnes of aluminum per year, ...more than doubling current U.S. production.
The Inola plant will create 1,000 permanent direct jobs at the facility and 4,000 jobs during construction,” Century stated.

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This is what happens when you get rid of Democrat and commie regulators.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 04:01 AM (/bEIA)

421 Site voor volwassenen biedt een reeks video’s voor adult
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Posted by: BUY RIVOTRIL at January 29, 2026 11:15 AM (ZAn2W)

Toonces: The Next Generation Cafe

dogstuffedanimals.jpg


Playing it off.

Furpile.

This seems like a haiku.

Mistakes were made.

Taking the pet wolf for a walk and howl.

Beautiful Renaissance painting of a chocolate starfish.

Diving in cramped and flooded caves, without air tanks, hits several of my top phobias at once. Now if the diver was also naked and just realized he has to take a crucial high school final exam he didn't even know was on the schedule, it would hit all of them.


This kid is my hero.

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)

2 Re: top Pic.

Awwwww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

3 Cave Diving is beyond insane.

You have to be absolutely unhinged to make that your hobby.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:25 PM (ZcsJV)

4 Corgis called

So answer the phone!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 28, 2026 07:25 PM (/HDaX)

5 The dog sitting on the cat tree is adorable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 07:25 PM (X42T3)

6 2 Re: top Pic.

Awwwww.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

x1000 Soooo adorable! I need that smile every day!

Posted by: Iris at January 28, 2026 07:26 PM (bOJ2I)

7 I suwannee, Ace. You better have my back here and posted a Shiba video. 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:27 PM (Wmg4n)

8 Maybe the reason to try and buy a house this year is to be able to adopt a dog.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:28 PM (6Uni8)

9 My daughter somehow, someway, just had a bag of microwave baby potatoes catch on fire. Ay yi yi. How? Why? No one is hurt, nothing damaged. It it smells awful.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Wmg4n)

10 What could possibly be so gorgeous or fun in that muddy cave? I say nothing and nope! You know there are snakes in there. Snakes are top of my list of things to avoid at all cost, along with Dimmycrats.

I have phobias but that's not one I have considered. I can add it to my list but it will never happen.

I do have dreams I am late, can't find the correct elevator and I need to in the med center, can't find what I need as a nurse. These are my stress dreams.

Never flying, never nekkid, never late for a class in HS. I have stress nurse dreams. Well, the other day I was reading a lab report for my baby granddaughter that was not good...woke and was relieved it was a dream.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 07:31 PM (WONhk)

11 Now if the diver was also naked and just realized he has to take a crucial high school final exam he didn't even know was on the schedule, it would hit all of them.
-----------

But first he has to open his locker, and he can't remember the combination to save his life.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM (79pEw)

12 >>My daughter somehow, someway, just had a bag of microwave baby potatoes catch on fire. Ay yi yi. How?


Those bags usually have a metal clip holding the mesh together, at the bottom.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM (ZcsJV)

13 Greetings, my excellent friends.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM (zYpTz)

14 My daughter somehow, someway, just had a bag of microwave baby potatoes catch on fire. Ay yi yi. How? Why? No one is hurt, nothing damaged. It it smells awful.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Wmg4n)
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Five days bread and water.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM (DJPFk)

15 Caves are scary enough. I wouldn't want to be underwater in a cave.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:33 PM (jc0TO)

16 Top pic reminds me of "Trouble With Tribbles".

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at January 28, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

17 Five days bread and water.
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM


Cooler!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:33 PM (jc0TO)

18 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

19 >>15 Caves are scary enough. I wouldn't want to be underwater in a cave.


It would only be scarier if the underwater caves were filled with angry Ex-First Wives, eating Dates.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (ZcsJV)

20
The equitable distribution of sausages was a laugh riot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (xG4kz)

21 Wow. Somebody needs to drive by Walz's house and remind him he's a retard.

"I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could."

Vance was a marine, so you're right. It's probably off the table.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2)

22 I almost never remember my dreams anymore. But when I do, and they're bad, they are always about being back at work.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (AlhUl)

23 "Beautiful Renaissance painting of a chocolate starfish."

aka The Sphincter

The gallery patrons are getting punked.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (gLikB)

24 The "haiku" one is heartbreaking.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:36 PM (AlhUl)

25 Adorable puppy photo at top. He looks genuinely joyful.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:37 PM (gLikB)

26 Mistakes were made.
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Even before I clicked on the link I suspected one or more cats were involved.

Posted by: Obligatory Highlander reference at January 28, 2026 07:38 PM (ESVrU)

27 >>Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (xG4kz)


When I was like 7, I saved all of my Meatballs on Spaghetti and Meatball Night. Just leaving them for last...
At the end of the meal I sold them to my Dad for $5.

He never forgot that.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:38 PM (ZcsJV)

28 14 My daughter somehow, someway, just had a bag of microwave baby potatoes catch on fire. Ay yi yi. How? Why? No one is hurt, nothing damaged. It it smells awful.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Wmg4n)
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Five days bread and water.
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026

Well it certainly won’t be potatoes!

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Wmg4n)

29 "Cave divers' risky technique to navigate tight passages by removing their tanks."

Awesome. Because diving in muddied water isn't at all disorienting either.

That's not a sport; that's a death wish.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:40 PM (gLikB)

30 "Beautiful Renaissance painting of a chocolate starfish."

That's what it looks like to beam down to Uranus.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at January 28, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

31 I just wouldn't want a wolf as a pet, never tell when you might be supper

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

32 "Beautiful Renaissance painting of a chocolate starfish."

That's what it looks like to beam down to Uranus.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at January 28, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

33 Underwater cave diving is definitely not for the faint of heart.

Even regular spelunking can get pretty dicey.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 07:41 PM (ESVrU)

34 A star fish isn't my first thought

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

35 That is a cute pup up top. And caves=nope. Underwater in a cave is a double, triple nope.

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 07:41 PM (Q0yOR)

36 12 >>My daughter somehow, someway, just had a bag of microwave baby potatoes catch on fire. Ay yi yi. How?


Those bags usually have a metal clip holding the mesh together, at the bottom.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM (ZcsJV)

Even the ones meant to cook in the microwave? I am thinking she didn’t put the right side up. It’s too cold to open windows. Candles it is!

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:42 PM (Wmg4n)

37 31 I just wouldn't want a wolf as a pet, never tell when you might be supper

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

It only takes 2 or 3% dog content to make a wolf somewhat handleable (if you have the personality to make sure it doesn't dominate you).

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:42 PM (6Uni8)

38 Whoa! Time warp!

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at January 28, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

39 My top phobia is being surrounded by a circle of penguins, all facing outboard and leaning away, about to initiate a projectile poop time--on-target assault.

The smell ... the smell.

Posted by: Col. Kurz at January 28, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

40 Starfish = Pucker Factor 10

Posted by: javems at January 28, 2026 07:44 PM (Njbvu)

41 The Figen: Future politician. pic.twitter.com/ZKDpPNxMUM

Correction: Well-developed Communist

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:44 PM (gLikB)

42 Underwater cave diving is definitely not for the faint of heart.

Even regular spelunking can get pretty dicey.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

To say nothing of exploring caves.



What??

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 07:44 PM (cYBz/)

43 >>"Beautiful Renaissance painting of a chocolate starfish."


Balloon Knot Above White Ottoman

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:45 PM (ZcsJV)

44 I still have occasional nightmares but I'm no longer scared in them. I guess getting older the less you care.

One that aggravates me more is I find myself in a gunfight and my gun has the power of a rubber dart gun.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 07:45 PM (KDPiq)

45 Cooler!
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:33 PM (jc0TO)


Eastern front.

Posted by: General Burkhalter at January 28, 2026 07:45 PM (/HDaX)

46 Corgis called

So answer the phone!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 28, 2026 07:25 PM


They asked if my refrigerator was running.

Posted by: Col. Kurz at January 28, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

47 It would only be scarier if the underwater caves were filled with angry Ex-First Wives, eating Dates.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (ZcsJV)

Jaysus. That's terrifying.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 28, 2026 07:46 PM (zYpTz)

48 Toonces!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:46 PM (jc0TO)

49
Even the ones meant to cook in the microwave? I am thinking she didn’t put the right side up. It’s too cold to open windows. Candles it is!
Posted by: Piper


The mesh bag with all the potatoes would have the metal clip.

The individually wrapped in plastic potatoes would be metal clip free.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:46 PM (xG4kz)

50 That chocolate starfish was probably a bright yellow brass at one point before it aged.

Posted by: banana Dream - Funky Hole Patina at January 28, 2026 07:47 PM (3uBP9)

51 11 Now if the diver was also naked and just realized he has to take a crucial high school final exam he didn't even know was on the schedule, it would hit all of them.
-----------

But first he has to open his locker, and he can't remember the combination to save his life.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM (79pEw)

And his suitcase in full, he can't find the rest of his clothes and he is late to his flight on the Queen Mary

Posted by: javems at January 28, 2026 07:47 PM (Njbvu)

52 Lots of youtube videos out there of idiots getting stuck in caves, underwater caves and bouncing off of rocks in their wingsuits and going to be with Jesus.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at January 28, 2026 07:47 PM (R/m4+)

53 Whoa! Time warp!
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at January 28, 2026 07:42 PM


It's just a jump to the left,

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to The Rocky Horror Picture Show at January 28, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

54 Corgis called

So answer the phone!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

They asked if my refrigerator was running.
Posted by: Col. Kurz

As a yute while goofing off at the bowling alley, we'd call the front desk from the pay phone as ask the young lady there to page "Dr. Harry Paratestes". Since we had a large Greek community in our area, no shenanigans were ever expected.

Hilarity always ensued.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 07:49 PM (cYBz/)

55 For someone Walz age he is acting childish. But he is an idiot so it's to be expected. Great governor y'all got Minnesota.
Hope the Donks run him for President next go around. But by then he will probably be in jail.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 07:50 PM (E7+ue)

56 There was a reef in front of my dive shop in PR. The water was about 25 and the reef topped just a few inches below the surface.

About halfway down the reef there was a small cave between the bottom of the reef and ocean floor. There just enough room to slide along the bottom on your belly and the tank just barely below the bottom of the reef. The cave was only about 10 feet long and it opened in a round "room" big enough for 3 people and it was open to the top of the reef. When the sun hit the room the reef would light up with the sunlight reflecting off the coral. We called it the cathedral.

Cool place.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)

57 21
'Somebody needs to drive by Walz's house and remind him he's a retard.

"I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could."'

But you can't, Tim. Some people get to be Vice President and some people are just retarded weaklings .

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2026 07:50 PM (fd80v)

58 They are clamoring for a Civil War

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

59 "I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could."

That's an admission of impotence if I've ever heard one.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:52 PM (gLikB)

60 If you could quit calling my dad a retard, that'd be great.

Posted by: Tim Walz's daughter at January 28, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

61 Didn't Walz talk about fighting Vance before? That would be such a pathetic beat down I don't think JD would even do it.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

62 I used to have naked dreams but stopped when I turned old and wrinkly. I guess my brain no longer deamed it a sufficient source of nightmare anxiety. But I used to have them all the time. Like, I'm at work and suddently notice I'm naked and I'm so embarrased and here's someone coming by to talk about my work and I'm trying to hold a report folder over my naughty bits hoping they don't notice I'm completely naked. And they don't seem to notice and I'm thinking, ok, maybe I can hold out until the end of the day naked and no one will find out.

Posted by: banana Dream - Funky Hole Patina at January 28, 2026 07:53 PM (3uBP9)

63 >> "I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could."


I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that this is a misquote.



He most definitely mean 'eat', rather than 'beat'.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:54 PM (ZcsJV)

64 If you could quit calling my dad a retard, that'd be great.
Posted by: Tim Walz's daughter at January 28, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)
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Facts are facts, young lady.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 07:54 PM (ESVrU)

65 They are clamoring for a Civil War
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

Mooch and Mme. Macron should have a Clam War. Civilly, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 07:54 PM (8zz6B)

66 Future politician. 😂😂

He didn't keep any of that wealth transfer for himself? Fail! Go back to the Learing Center, kid!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 07:54 PM (rsGFG)

67 33
'Even regular spelunking can get pretty dicey.'

What's the appeal? To me it looks like an event in the claustrophobia Olympics.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2026 07:54 PM (fd80v)

68 >>>Furpile.

That needed a spoiler alert.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2026 07:54 PM (syz1S)

69
"I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could."'


I call that bold talk for an Insurrection Sergeant Major

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:54 PM (xG4kz)

70 As a doctor of psychiatry, I have had ample opportunity to study the phenomenon known as Sphenisciphobia: the excessive fear of, or aversion to, the harmless, flightless birds better known as penguins. Based on my extensive research, it is clear that this phobia usually stems from poor potty training, which explains why it is also often found in conjunction with a parallel neurosis, Chiropteraphilia, an excessive fondness for bats arising out of an unhealthy admiration for their tendency to wantonly scatter their feces, or guano, with complete abandon. I have compiled substantial empirical evidence in support of this view, much of which appears in the Fall edition of the scholarly quarterly journal, Penguin Antipathies: Common Origins, under the title “Penguin Poop: Does Anybody Really Give A S**t?”.

"Col. Kurz", indeed!

Posted by: Dr. P.A. Crooke-Overton at January 28, 2026 07:55 PM (2L+MU)

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:55 PM (jc0TO)

72 "I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could."

That's an admission of impotence if I've ever heard one.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:52 PM


Impotence? According to the Democrat Party, I am the pillar of Modern Masculinity, along with Mr. Emhoff and Mr. Hogg!

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 28, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

73 I would beat Mario Andretti in the Indianapolis 500 if I could.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

74 I'd beat my meat if I could find it.

Posted by: JB Pritzker at January 28, 2026 07:57 PM (83+LM)

75 Someone at Bulwark or somewhere was saying that Minneapolis was like Gettysburg, and I was thinking yeah I could go with that if you think about Tim Walz as a pathetic prancing Jazz Hands Robert E. Lee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 07:57 PM (uL2gq)

76 If Walz keeps pushing his shit it ain't going to be about fist fighting. And we already know he's a coward who abandoned his unit when they were going to a combat zone.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 07:58 PM (KDPiq)

77 72 "I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could."

That's an admission of impotence if I've ever heard one.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:52 PM

Impotence? According to the Democrat Party, I am the pillar of Modern Masculinity, along with Mr. Emhoff and Mr. Hogg!
Posted by: Tim Walz at January 28, 2026

If the dems were smart, instead of Mr. Guy, they would have turned Walz into everyone’s dad.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:59 PM (Wmg4n)

78 >>>We're looking for a name for this amazing Renaissance painting. What would you call it?

one of the comments:
Pre-bidet

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2026 07:59 PM (syz1S)

79 Someone at Bulwark or somewhere was saying that Minneapolis was like Gettysburg, and I was thinking yeah I could go with that if you think about Tim Walz as a pathetic prancing Jazz Hands Robert E. Lee.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 07:57 PM


It could be the Democrats last throw of the dice to keep their slaves so, analogy:

[X] Apt
[_] Other than Apt

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 08:00 PM (jc0TO)

80 73 I would beat Mario Andretti in the Indianapolis 500 if I could.
Posted by: fd



You might. With the exception of 1969, Mario and the rest of the Andretti's are famously snake bit at Indy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 08:01 PM (sAmhv)

81 I really like my cats butI will not let them drive.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

82 >>Someone at Bulwark or somewhere was saying that Minneapolis was like Gettysburg


Democrats fighting to keep their Slaves...


I can see that.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 08:01 PM (ZcsJV)

83 jinx

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 08:02 PM (jc0TO)

84 I know it looks pitiful for grown men to talk shit. When you get older you just do , no talk. But in this case I would like to see Vance respond
'Bring it retard'

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 08:02 PM (KDPiq)

85 There is no sane person on the planet that prefers penguin poop to bat guano. There is no market at all for penguin excrement, whereas bat guano is considered in many places to be a valuable renewable natural resource. Just go try to buy some penguin poop. You can't, because no one will touch the stuff.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 28, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

86 At an island lots of stray cats and dogs around

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 28, 2026 08:04 PM (YHqnU)

87 If the dems were smart, instead of Mr. Guy, they would have turned Walz into everyone’s dad.
Posted by: Piper


Nobody ain't calling Walz "daddy" in prison.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 08:05 PM (gKWVE)

88 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 08:05 PM (77rzZ)

89 If the dems were smart, instead of Mr. Guy, they would have turned Walz into everyone’s dad.
Posted by: Piper

Nobody ain't calling Walz "daddy" in prison.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 08:05 PM (gKWVE)
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Though he might have to answer the question, "Who's your daddy?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 08:07 PM (ESVrU)

90 >>>Diving in cramped and flooded caves, without air tanks, hits several of my top phobias at once.

He's not actually without the airtank. He removes it from his back since he won't fit with it on, but he still takes it with him. If you watch the very start of the video, you can see the tank by his side. I'm betting he is still breathing from it, but you can't see that one way or another.

Still, I'd be worried about getting stuck in a place I couldn't back out of. The risk would make it a hard no from me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2026 08:07 PM (syz1S)

91 Now they are trying to gaslight you with a poll that alleges say 59% believe ICE is being too aggressive.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 08:08 PM (KDPiq)

92 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

93 If the dems were smart, instead of Mr. Guy, they would have turned Walz into everyone’s dad.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:59 PM


True. It's instructive, however, that they felt they needed to compete in the BDE arena, first with those drawings of 'muscle' Biden and his aviators, then with Dark Brandon, and finally with the 'modern masculinity' hogswallop.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

94 I know it looks pitiful for grown men to talk shit. When you get older you just do , no talk. But in this case I would like to see Vance respond
'Bring it retard'


It would be best if JD just told Walz: "Why don't we have a friendly sparring match under controlled conditions. The loser has to donate his annual salary to a charity of the other fellow's choice, and resign from office and never run again. Deal?"

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 08:08 PM (Riz8t)

95 If penguins are so great, how come you can't buy their poop on Amazon? Hmmm?

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

96 Non representational, so doubtful Renaissance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s)

97 Just go try to buy some penguin poop. You can't, because no one will touch the stuff.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 28, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
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The only way to get it is through an Antarctic underwater cave-diving expedition.

No one is that crazy or desperate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 08:09 PM (ESVrU)

98 Hmmm, Vance has like 20 years on Timmy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 08:09 PM (zZu0s)

99 I had four cats growing up.

Midnight got run over by my mom at three months old, on the first day of third grade.

Toonces and Faster came at the same time, and Toonces ran away and Faster drank antifreeze afterwards. They were both three months old.

Mittens, the first cat *I* got to name, lived to be eighteen years old... before my mom ran her over.

Posted by: pookysgirl has forgiven her mom... kinda at January 28, 2026 08:10 PM (Wt5PA)

100 85 There is no sane person on the planet that prefers penguin poop to bat guano. There is no market at all for penguin excrement, whereas bat guano is considered in many places to be a valuable renewable natural resource. Just go try to buy some penguin poop. You can't, because no one will touch the stuff. - Penguin Facts

Interesting. The obsession with the relative merits of the excrement of different animals is something which we shall have to delve into at your next appointment. Unfortunately, our time is up, right now. The receptionist will book you for next week - sometime early next week, I would strongly recommend.

Posted by: Dr. P.A. Crooke-Overton at January 28, 2026 08:11 PM (2L+MU)

101 Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 28, 2026 08:03 PM

As always, Penguin Facts brings the truth that the Big Penguin-influenced MSM won't report.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

102 I had a dream where I found myself in prison . It was unsettling but found myself trying to figure out how I was going to best survive.

I need to stop watching Lockup Raw.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 08:12 PM (KDPiq)

103 98 Hmmm, Vance has like 20 years on Timmy.

That's Walz's problem. He's the one talking smack.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 08:12 PM (Riz8t)

104 Vance was a marine, so you're right. It's probably off the table.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2)

There is no “was a Marine”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 08:13 PM (+VCCp)

105 95 If penguins are so great, how come you can't buy their poop on Amazon? Hmmm?
Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 28, 2026 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

You Pittsburgh fans are pretty loyal.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 08:14 PM (br2D8)

106 There is no “was a Marine”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 08:13 PM


And we appreciate that!

Posted by: Crayola at January 28, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

107 Put a bunch of crayons in Walz's helmet and it's over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 08:14 PM (zZu0s)

108 had a bag of microwave baby potatoes catch on fire. Ay yi yi. How?
——

Never mind how, why?

Posted by: Ick at January 28, 2026 08:15 PM (hF3wE)

109 Rise of the Trans Cat.

I tried to warn you guys SMH but you didn't listen

"Trask Actual this is Fen, Sit Rep over"

skkkkkktttttch

"Fen this is Trask Actual, send it"

"Launch all Sentinels, I say again, launch all Sentinels"

...if only.. you had just ...listened

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 08:16 PM (ciYHQ)

110 My daughter somehow, someway, just had a bag of microwave baby potatoes catch on fire. Ay yi yi. How? Why? No one is hurt, nothing damaged. It it smells awful.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Wmg4n)


There is something about cutting grapes in half and putting them side by side, touching, on a plate in the microwave that causes plasma. I think the grapes are vaguely microwave wave size and cause a discharge. (this was a highly technical discussion of complex electromagnetic phenomenon so please bear with me)

This might be what happened, your daughter created a plasma pocket that ignited the bag.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 08:18 PM (rbvCR)

111 I had four cats growing up.

Midnight got run over by my mom at three months old, on the first day of third grade.

Toonces and Faster came at the same time, and Toonces ran away and Faster drank antifreeze afterwards. They were both three months old.

Mittens, the first cat *I* got to name, lived to be eighteen years old... before my mom ran her over.
Posted by: pookysgirl has forgiven her mom... kinda at January 28, 2026 08:10 PM (Wt5PA)
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That might be the most depressing thing I've read all day.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 08:23 PM (ESVrU)

112 If you could quit calling my dad a retard, that'd be great.
Posted by: Tim Walz's daughter at January 28, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)


It sounds more real when you say, "kwit cawwing mah dah a weetawd" you know

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 08:23 PM (rbvCR)

113 I really like my cats butI will not let them drive.
Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)


But . . . But, Toonces?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 08:25 PM (rbvCR)

114 Was that, indeed, the plan? To make Walz "everybody's dad"? He looks and acts more like "everyone's creepy guy down at the Circle K hanging around the bathrooms with a bag of candy trying to get children to help him look for a lost dog".

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2026 08:25 PM (2L+MU)

115 Posted by: pookysgirl has forgiven her mom... kinda at January 28, 2026 08:10 PM (Wt5PA)

We're going to have to take away your mom's DL.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 08:26 PM (KDPiq)

116 Midnight got run over by my mom at three months old, on the first day of third grade.
. . .
Posted by: pookysgirl

How tragic!! Most cats don't make it out of kittygarten.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 08:27 PM (cYBz/)

117 I'd beat the shit out of JD Vance if I could.

https://tinyurl.com/5bnbcbas

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:28 PM (ExV1e)

118 Posted by: pookysgirl has forgiven her mom... kinda at January 28, 2026 08:10 PM (Wt5PA)

Dear God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

119 We're going to have to take away your mom's DL.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 08:26 PM (KDPiq)

I am starting to wonder if her mom hated the cats.

'Ran away'. Sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

120 It's mostly people of low IQ that hate penguins. It's true. Have you ever seen a Somali and a penguin together? No, never.

Posted by: It's Because Of Inbreeding, I Think at January 28, 2026 08:30 PM (oftw2)

121 'Ran away'. Sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 08:29 PM


Maybe they went to the farm with Spot.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 08:30 PM (jc0TO)

122 >>> 112 If you could quit calling my dad a retard, that'd be great.
Posted by: Tim Walz's daughter at January 28, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

It sounds more real when you say, "kwit cawwing mah dah a weetawd" you know
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 08:23 PM (rbvCR)

If I won the lottery I would have banner-towing airplanes circling every day, as long as there was daylight, until the RETARD!!! surrendered to OrangeManBad or made a run for CHYna.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 08:34 PM (ULPxl)

123 Posted by: pookysgirl has forgiven her mom... kinda at January 28, 2026 08:10 PM (Wt5PA)
----
That might be the most depressing thing I've read all day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 08:23 PM (ESVrU)

Oh my gosh yes! (((((Big Hug)))) for the trauma.

Posted by: Iris at January 28, 2026 08:36 PM (bOJ2I)

124
The car has been loaded and The Big Dummy has gotten a bath.

A good day's work? Not done, oh no. Her Majesty wanted to trim everyone else's nails before she sets off tomorrow. OK, spend about 30 minutes doing that? Fine.

Oh, no. It also meant grooming all the kennel dogs. That 30 minute job stretched out to 2+ hours of hard work. I hurt all over.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:36 PM (tgvbd)

125 Vance was a marine, so you're right. It's probably off the table.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2)

There is no “was a Marine”.
Posted by: Cow Demon

1) yes, Marine is always capitalized

2) Once A Marine Always A Marine?
Marines from the 70s say Ex-Marine is fine
Marines from 90s (me) say Former Marine is standard, Ex-Marine = prob a poser
Marines from 2020s say Always A Marine means Marine, Former or Ex-Marine = prob a poser

I don't know who decides, I think it's a veteran org, but they aren't telling us when they change it. So now, civilians who think they are doing us a favor by policing Stolen Valor are accidentally accusing honorable Marines of Stolen Valor based on something they read on the internet.

Please stop doing this. It REALLY sucks. The stigma associated with stolen valor is almost as reprehensible to us as the stigma associated with child molestation. Stolen Valor shitbirds are separated from gen pop in prison so they won't be murdered. It's happened to me, fcked up my mental health to the point I've had to put myself in therapy as a precaution to prevent myself from wiping the perp's entire family off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 08:39 PM (ciYHQ)

126 A microcosm of Tim Walz's idiocy:

He made a point to complain to the media that people were driving up to his house and calling him a retard. He, obviously, did it to gain sympathy while casting negativity on his opposition.

Here's the thing. You can't get anywhere near the Governor's Mansion in Minnesota. There is a giant yard surrounding the house. Then there is an iron fence. Then, there is a non-access area beyond the fence the size of a large parking lot. No thruways give access anywhere close to the residence.

NO ONE drove up to the Governor's Mansion and called him a retard. BUT, by making up the story he created a hilarious and sticking Colloquialism directly associated with him. At the same time he emboldened a cowed public into using the word "retard" on a regular basis once again.

Thank's, Tim. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 08:41 PM (dIske)

127 Speaking of poop, my dog just did the thing where she goes up to the front door and just growls. Ok, not going to open that door for a while. Then she hops up and slams the I gotta poop bell. So, with the training if the dog rings the bell you gotta take the dog out. So I take the dog out, ready for anything and turns out, she just needed to poop. Angry poop I guess.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 28, 2026 08:41 PM (X919G)

128 I hurt all over.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Tequila or bourbon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 08:42 PM (qo38o)

129
This was interesting. A team of astronomers turned AI loose on a big dataset of 100 million Hubble images. The mission was to find anything really weird, anything strange. It found about 1300 objects. 800 of them hadn't been noticed at all.

Of those, several dozen are totally unknown, some objects they have no idea what the hell they are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)

130 If you MUST go after a suspected poser, at least get a veteran to advise you. And be careful, the last thing you want to do us wrongly accuse an innocent veteran that tgd Stolen Valor law js meant to protect.

If you plan to be casual with the Honor of Marine, you better be sleeping in Kevlar

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 08:44 PM (ciYHQ)

131
Hi, everyone. What's for dinner? I'm starving.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 08:44 PM (Pno9/)

132 I had to inform a neighbor that she ran over her cat in the driveway. I watched the whole thing and had to flag her down in the road.

Bad scene.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 08:44 PM (P+WAR)

133 Oh, no. It also meant grooming all the kennel dogs. That 30 minute job stretched out to 2+ hours of hard work. I hurt all over.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:36 PM (tgvbd)
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Extra kibble for you tonight!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:45 PM (RIvkX)

134 For someone Walz age he is acting childish. But he is an idiot so it's to be expected. Great governor y'all got Minnesota.
Posted by: Case at January

A former governor of Minnesomalia, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, on a podcast said that Minnesomalia should succeed and join Canada. No shit.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 08:46 PM (cxFcK)

135 127 Speaking of poop, my dog just did the thing where she goes up to the front door and just growls. Ok, not going to open that door for a while. Then she hops up and slams the I gotta poop bell. So, with the training if the dog rings the bell you gotta take the dog out. So I take the dog out, ready for anything and turns out, she just needed to poop. Angry poop I guess. -banana Dream

Sounds like irritable bowl syndrome.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2026 08:46 PM (2L+MU)

136 Bad scene.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 08:44 PM (P+WAR)
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Awful, so sorry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:46 PM (RIvkX)

137
Walz, Ventura, Franken, Omar. What is it with Minnesota?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:48 PM (tgvbd)

138
Ah, great, good change of a snow again here in the Carolinas on Saturday. All likely will have the coldest temps so far this season. Models are painting single digits for the morning of Feb 1, but the official forecasts aren't taking it that low yet.

My low here Tuesday morning was 9.1F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 08:50 PM (w6EFb)

139 There are a certain cadre of people who don’t really feel alive unless death is on the line.

Free Solo is a good illustration of that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 08:51 PM (XV/Pl)

140 Walz, Ventura, Franken, Omar. What is it with Minnesota?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Parade of assholes. Similar to NY, CA, IL...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 08:52 PM (P+WAR)

141
The Euroweenie model has the freeze line going all the way down Lake Okeechobee that Sunday morning.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 08:53 PM (w6EFb)

142 Minnesomalia should succeed and join Canada.

Maybe they should succeed in bringing this one to trial instead.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 28, 2026 08:54 PM (zdLoL)

143 I don't want to make you guys jealous, but I finally had a chance to have the chimney guy out to fix things that only about 10 lightning strikes over time can damage.

Fully operational , as is my highly illegal wood/coal burning stove. The cat and Black Lab have not moved from that spot in four hours.

-10 F tonight, so timing is key.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 08:55 PM (dIske)

144 I'm in Montana- weatherman says 50 and sunny tomorrow. Low 50's for the next few days

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 28, 2026 08:56 PM (iNp3L)

145 138 Ah, great, good change of a snow again here in the Carolinas on Saturday. All likely will have the coldest temps so far this season. Models are painting single digits for the morning of Feb 1, but the official forecasts aren't taking it that low yet.

My low here Tuesday morning was 9.1F. - publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Here in Brunswick County (just south of Wilmington) we're looking for temps in the teens overnight this Saturday and Sunday, with a chance of snow. I mean, for cryin' out loud, I thought I was safe moving to someplace with palm trees when I retired. Guess I should have just kept heading south.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2026 08:58 PM (2L+MU)

146 144 I'm in Montana- weatherman says 50 and sunny tomorrow. Low 50's for the next few days
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 28, 2026 08:56 PM (iNp3L)

__________________________

I'm starting to wonder if we should be concerned about moving polar caps. The wrong areas seem to be getting the most cold. High temp here for the next 3 days is projected to be 14 F. That's the high.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)

147
Midnight got run over by my mom at three months old, on the first day of third grade.

Toonces and Faster came at the same time, and Toonces ran away and Faster drank antifreeze afterwards. They were both three months old.

Mittens, the first cat *I* got to name, lived to be eighteen years old... before my mom ran her over.
Posted by: pookysgirl has forgiven her mom... kinda at January 28, 2026 08:10 PM (Wt5PA)

How was your mom at building castles in a swamp?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 28, 2026 09:00 PM (nbLIj)

148 polar rotational caps don't move. magnetic caps move

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 09:01 PM (gKWVE)

149 A former governor of Minnesomalia, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, on a podcast said that Minnesomalia should succeed and join Canada. No shit.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 08:46 PM (cxFcK)

I would not regard that as a "success".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:01 PM (8zz6B)

150 >> Here in Brunswick County (just south of Wilmington) we're looking for temps in the teens overnight this Saturday and Sunday, with a chance of snow

According the models, you guys are going to get maybe 6" - 8", the brunt of the snowfall this weekend.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

151 polar rotational caps don't move. magnetic caps move

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The things you learn in this place!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 09:03 PM (nWPIJ)

152
Toonces and Faster came at the same time, and Toonces ran away and Faster drank antifreeze afterwards. They were both three months old.

---------

They probably heard the first one got run over by the car.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 09:05 PM (nWPIJ)

153
Here in Wyoming it's supposed to be in the 50's.

Grilling weather.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2026 09:05 PM (3ek7K)

154 Holy shit

Y’all are talking about kitties getting run over by cars driven by moms?


wtf


Out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 09:08 PM (IhIKR)

155 Y’all are talking about kitties getting run over by cars driven by moms?


wtf


Out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 09:08 PM (IhIKR)

And the kitten was being so helpful, too. Standing up, and using tiny flags to direct Momma into the parallel parking spot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:10 PM (8zz6B)

156 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCg5o4eoeIA

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 28, 2026 09:11 PM (jrgJz)

157 Never give a cat access to your vehicle unless you have an infestation of mice chewing up the wiring and upholstery.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 09:13 PM (oT7pT)

158
I was just watching some clips of the local TV weather guys down in central Florida. They're going crazy. Hard freeze likely, and even a small chance of some snow flurries. That's really getting them excited.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 09:13 PM (w6EFb)

159 I was just watching some clips of the local TV weather guys down in central Florida. They're going crazy. Hard freeze likely, and even a small chance of some snow flurries. That's really getting them excited.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 09:13 PM (w6EFb)

Going to be pretty tough sledding, though, what with the lack of hills.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:16 PM (8zz6B)

160 The temp here has gotten up to a couple degrees above zero.

After an extended period of 20 below, it feels like spring.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 09:17 PM (Q+gd/)

161 148 polar rotational caps don't move. magnetic caps move
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 09:01 PM (gKWVE)

________________________

I believe you. I know so little about the topic, that I'd wonder if the polar cap has a Red Sox or a Yankee's insignia on it. My AI insists that the polar caps AND the magnetic caps move constantly. It claims the North Pole cap is drifting towards Europe due to Climate Change (which already makes me suspect of the AI). While the magnetic pole is drifting from Canada towards Siberia.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 09:18 PM (dIske)

162 I was just watching some clips of the local TV weather guys down in central Florida. They're going crazy. Hard freeze likely, and even a small chance of some snow flurries. That's really getting them excited.
Posted by: publius
-----

Was just over at the NWS site. Looks like we are in for serious winter weather this week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 09:19 PM (XeU6L)

163 I'm starting to wonder if we should be concerned about moving polar caps. The wrong areas seem to be getting the most cold.
Posted by: Orson

This is why the Climate Change scam is so evil (aside from the 3rd world dying because they've been starved of energy)

In the event of a catastrophe, not only will most disregard legit warnings as another Cry Wolf, climate science is so perverted that it's worse than nothing.

I remember on the Rifle Range the guys that had the hardest time qualifying were ironically the hunters. Because they had learned to shoot "wrong". They had to unlearn all the bad muscle memory before they could even begin to shoot "right"

That's where we are now with climate science. We have to denormalize all the fake science before we can even solve a climate catastrophe

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:19 PM (ciYHQ)

164 Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
Actress Molly Ringwald warns Trump supporters that they'll be found guilty of treason once he leaves office
“That is what’s going to happen. You should not support what is going on... You are going to be seen as a collaborationist.”

-
She used to be somebody 40 years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 09:20 PM (L/fGl)

165 That little kid is already a friggin' democrat.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 09:21 PM (2WIwB)

166 It's really hard to lose a pet. No matter if it's a goldfish or a horse. It's yours and you are going to miss it. I feel sorry for anyone who has gone through it.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 09:22 PM (E7+ue)

167
Going to be pretty tough sledding, though, what with the lack of hills.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

Holly Hill, FL
Elevation ~10 ft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 09:22 PM (XeU6L)

168 Oh, and it looks like when we get dealt a climate problem, the test will be timed. Yay.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:23 PM (ciYHQ)

169 Collaborationist. Whoa. Didn't know that was a word.

Hollyweird idiot doesn't know "collaborator"?

Dumb bint.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 09:24 PM (rdVOm)

170 She used to be somebody 40 years ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 09:20 PM (L/fGl)

Aero Trump is going to have one Hell of a backlog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:25 PM (8zz6B)

171 Going to be pretty tough sledding, though, what with the lack of hills.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

Holly Hill, FL
Elevation ~10 ft.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 09:22 PM (XeU6L)
_________________________

My concern if I lived in certain parts of Florida would be when it warms up. The alligators are going to be cranky.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 09:25 PM (dIske)

172 Tulsi G is in Fulton County.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 09:26 PM (Wmg4n)

173 Holly Hill, FL
Elevation ~10 ft.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 09:22 PM (XeU6L)

But all the kids in Florida will have to share it. They will wear the snow right out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:27 PM (8zz6B)

174 My concern if I lived in certain parts of Florida would be when it warms up. The alligators are going to be cranky.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 09:25 PM (dIske)


Alligators are always cranky. Of course, momma says that alligators are ornery because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:27 PM (ExV1e)

175 This was interesting. A team of astronomers turned AI loose on a big dataset of 100 million Hubble images. The mission was to find anything really weird, anything strange. It found about 1300 objects. 800 of them hadn't been noticed at all.

Of those, several dozen are totally unknown, some objects they have no idea what the hell they are.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


This is what AI (as currently conceived) seems best at - finding patterns and replicating them, or finding out what does not fit the pattern.

We can call this capability
"Burn the Witch"

Feed AI all data on everyone in the US the tell it to
"Burn the Witch"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 28, 2026 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)

176 So I just watched an Olive Garden ad where they claim they are bringing back fan favorites.
Huh...
If they were favorites, why did you dumbshits take them away?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 09:27 PM (2WIwB)

177
Tropical Tidbits has all the model runs here:
https://is.gd/4CNnNj

Look at GFS vs ECMWF(Euroweenie). Clicky-clack on the buttons for the different variables. Tons of stuff there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 09:27 PM (w6EFb)

178 Tulsi G is in Fulton County.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 09:26 PM (Wmg4n)

Sounds like a country song.

Posted by: The Really Old Guy From The Wedding Singer at January 28, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)

179 "Actress Molly Ringwald warns Trump supporters that they'll be found guilty of treason once he leaves office"

So you're saying Trump shouldn't leave office?

I'm fine with that. The Left hasn't respected the outcome of his last two elections, and they've tried to sabotage his two terms. Those terms shouldn't count towards his total. We'll just keep electing him until the Left accepts the results.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:28 PM (ciYHQ)

180 Alligators are always cranky. Of course, momma says that alligators are ornery because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:27 PM (ExV1e)

They could floss with Somalians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:29 PM (8zz6B)

181
Yeah, they'll have to really stretch those flurry flakes out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 09:29 PM (w6EFb)

182 I've done a lot of things, but you won't see me diving in caves.
I will not draw my last breath thinking, "How could I be stupid enough to get myself stuck in a hole?:

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 09:31 PM (hEUiL)

183 180 Alligators are always cranky. Of course, momma says that alligators are ornery because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:27 PM (ExV1e)

They could floss with Somalians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:29 PM (8zz6B)
__________________________________

Had to go to Tampa for work, and decided to take my lunch out to the picnic tables they had around this giant pond. No one briefed me on what might be in that innocuous looking man-made pond until grounds guy saw me and asked me if I had a death wish. Which I misinterpreted for a personal threat. Then he pointed to the pond and just said, "Big one in there. Saw it last week."

I went back inside to eat.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 09:32 PM (dIske)

184 I read somewhere that if a president is impeached and NOT found guilty, then his term is as if it never happened and he is eligible for two more terms. Hmmm

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 09:33 PM (cxFcK)

185 @BreitbartNews
Actress Molly Ringwald warns Trump supporters that they'll be found guilty of treason once he leaves office
“That is what’s going to happen. You should not support what is going on... You are going to be seen as a collaborationist.”


Jeez. Hollywood just STFU. None you or any other democrat gives a Tinker's Damn about the illegals. You're just a bunch of foolish dupes for the Marxists. Piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 09:33 PM (2WIwB)

186
There was a big arctic blast in Feb of 1899. Florida set its all-time record low of -2F in Tallahassee. They got some decent snow, and there's a photo of a snowball fight on the steps of the capitol there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 09:33 PM (w6EFb)

187 A former governor of Minnesomalia, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, on a podcast said that Minnesomalia should succeed and join Canada. No shit.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

He's certain he will be in charge of the gulags and not in them.
And he is right.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 28, 2026 09:34 PM (/lPRQ)

188 Feed AI all data on everyone in the US the tell it to
"Burn the Witch"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Really? Nothing else was available to teach AI?

Because Salem wasn't bad enough?

What happened to that guy who says:
GET OFF
THE NUCLEAR
WARHEAD

Could we maybe hire him back?

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:34 PM (ciYHQ)

189 There are a certain cadre of people who don’t really feel alive unless death is on the line.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 08:51 PM


Send them to us, please,

Posted by: Sicilians at January 28, 2026 09:34 PM (0sNs1)

190 172 Tulsi G is in Fulton County.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 09:26 PM (Wmg4n)

______________________

Oh my. That certainly has connotations. DNI Director on a presumed vote fraud matter suggests non-domestic involvement. And, perhaps previously issued FISA warrants in advance of the FBI's warrant.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 09:36 PM (dIske)

191
Hollywood just STFU. None you or any other democrat gives a Tinker's Damn about the illegals. You're just a bunch of foolish dupes for the Marxists. Piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes

==============

EXCEPT Mel Gibson, who's thinking of running for governor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 09:36 PM (Pno9/)

192 I read somewhere that if a president is impeached and NOT found guilty, then his term is as if it never happened and he is eligible for two more terms. Hmmm
Posted by: Blutarski

Yeah. I think those prefer to be called TransTerms

They IDENTIFY as terms but don't really count

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:36 PM (ciYHQ)

193 Some whacked out hollywood bitch sez I’m gonna get arrested? Bring it on bitch. Let’s get this party started

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 09:38 PM (B0ATO)

194
Damn, the latest GFS model run is out, and it has the freeze line pushing toward Miami. Temp of 33F in Miami!

It's interesting. The freeze line doesn't want to get over Lake Okeechobee, so it just sort oozes around it, pushing down from the sides. This latest GFS does have the freeze line crossing a tiny bit over the lake from the NW side.

The latest GFS has that line pushing down into Broward country, 31F for the western half, with the 31F hitting the top of Miami-Dade.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 09:39 PM (w6EFb)

195 Electoral fraud. Election fraud. Somebody was pointing that out today, been a peeve of mine for a while too. Stop calling it “voter fraud”.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 09:40 PM (B0ATO)

196 I've done a lot of things, but you won't see me diving in caves.
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Probably the most dangerous thing in the world.
I get the cringes just thinking about it.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:40 PM (ciYHQ)

197 Silver spot at $118.53 per oz that means a circulated and average conedition pre 1965 dime has $8.46 worth of Silver in it.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 28, 2026 09:41 PM (Da7Vv)

198 I was just watching some clips of the local TV weather guys down in central Florida. They're going crazy. Hard freeze likely, and even a small chance of some snow flurries. That's really getting them excited.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Last time that happened (76 or 77) it killed literally every tree in the state. Never recovered.

When y'all migrate south suggest you stop before Georgia.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 28, 2026 09:41 PM (/lPRQ)

199 polar rotational caps don't move. magnetic caps move
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 09:01 PM (gKWVE)


Unless you subscribe to the EDCO theory (Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation theory) and then you would have to consider that the physical pole may wind up in Zambia again for a bit, and the oceans will slosh onto the land because of the flip.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

200 Wow. Silver was $114/oz yesterday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 09:44 PM (P+WAR)

201 Sister lives near Washington DC said they get twenty three inches of snow, much of it iced over. Shoveling is murder.

Bad: that area has so many foreigners who don't know the first thing about driving on snow and ice.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 09:45 PM (CKLSw)

202 polar rotational caps don't move. magnetic caps move
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 09:01 PM (gKWVE)

Unless you subscribe to the EDCO theory (Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation theory) and then you would have to consider that the physical pole may wind up in Zambia again for a bit, and the oceans will slosh onto the land because of the flip.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

***

Well...crap!
I just washed the truck too.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 09:45 PM (2WIwB)

203 Toonces was one of the stupidest --yet funny-- SNL sketches. I think Steve Martin was in the first one.

If gold is $5,500 per ounce and one has gold cuff links (not me, a friend of course), that weight an ounce what realistically are you going to get for them?

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 09:45 PM (y4H1r)

204 Dallas still hasn't learned how to dig out of a winter storms. Maryland really spoiled me, which is some I never thought I would say. Two hours for what took Dallas two days

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:45 PM (ciYHQ)

205 @BreitbartNews
Actress Molly Ringwald warns Trump supporters that they'll be found guilty of treason once he leaves office
“That is what’s going to happen. You should not support what is going on... You are going to be seen as a collaborationist.”


BREAKING: Aged-out Hollywood has-been will hold her breath until she turns blue unless everyone thinks exactly like she does.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 09:46 PM (8DR9B)

206 186
There was a big arctic blast in Feb of 1899. Florida set its all-time record low of -2F in Tallahassee. They got some decent snow, and there's a photo of a snowball fight on the steps of the capitol there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January

We are going to have a low of 23 Sunday, high of 41. No bueno. Especially since I am relying on space heaters in my studio until the parts come in for the broken furnace.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 09:46 PM (Wmg4n)

207 Wow. Silver was $114/oz yesterday.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 09:44 PM (P+WAR)


Pfft.

Posted by: Spot Gold at $5,315 per Ounce at January 28, 2026 09:47 PM (8DR9B)

208 "the physical pole may wind up in Zambia "

Ahhhh waitaminute, does Greenland by coincidence become lush and warm?

Trump, you crafty devil you!

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:47 PM (ciYHQ)

209 Tulsi hasn't been in the news lately. Now she pops up in one of the epicenters of the 2020 Steal, where there also happens to be an investigation.

The plot thickens.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 09:48 PM (Q+gd/)

210 129
This was interesting. A team of astronomers turned AI loose on a big dataset of 100 million Hubble images. The mission was to find anything really weird, anything strange. It found about 1300 objects. 800 of them hadn't been noticed at all.

Of those, several dozen are totally unknown, some objects they have no idea what the hell they are.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)

That's a perfect use of AI. Slogging through tons of data that would take forever for humans to do.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 28, 2026 09:49 PM (y171U)

211 Seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH WHITE WOMEN THESE DAYS?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 09:49 PM (8DR9B)

212 195 Electoral fraud. Election fraud. Somebody was pointing that out today, been a peeve of mine for a while too. Stop calling it “voter fraud”.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 09:40 PM (B0ATO)
_______________________________

Sorry to question your anal retentive tendencies, but do us all a favor and show us on this thread where someone used the term "voter fraud." Personally, I used the term "vote fraud", which is entirely accurate.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 09:49 PM (dIske)

213 If gold is $5,500 per ounce and one has gold cuff links (not me, a friend of course), that weight an ounce what realistically are you going to get for them?
Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 09:45 PM (y4H1r)


depends on what the purity of the metal is, you would either sell them for melt value, or if they are artistic, you can sell them for melt plus the possible resale value as items that are valued more than the gold in them.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 09:50 PM (rbvCR)

214 a low of 23 Sunday, high of 41.

Billilngs MT ---
Sunday low 30 with a high of 52.
Cloudy, thoug :-(

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 28, 2026 09:50 PM (iNp3L)

215 If gold is $5,500 per ounce and one has gold cuff links (not me, a friend of course), that weight an ounce what realistically are you going to get for them?
Posted by: Lex
-------

Best I can do is fifty bucks...

Posted by: Pawn Stars Guy at January 28, 2026 09:52 PM (rdVOm)

216 185 @BreitbartNews
Actress Molly Ringwald warns Trump supporters that they'll be found guilty of treason once he leaves office
“That is what’s going to happen. You should not support what is going on... You are going to be seen as a collaborationist.”


Jeez. Hollywood just STFU. None you or any other democrat gives a Tinker's Damn about the illegals. You're just a bunch of foolish dupes for the Marxists. Piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 09:33 PM (2WIwB)

All these years to gain experience and she is still that stupid. Must be some kind of record.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 09:52 PM (1vYii)

217 Best I can do is fifty bucks...
Posted by: Pawn Stars Guy at January 28, 2026 09:52 PM (rdVOm)


Get off my block.

Posted by: Bo Diddley at January 28, 2026 09:54 PM (8DR9B)

218 211 Seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH WHITE WOMEN THESE DAYS?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 09:49 PM (8DR9B)

NOT FUCK ALL, except for the crazies. Bite me, and not in a good way.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 09:54 PM (1vYii)

219 207 Wow. Silver was $114/oz yesterday.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 09:44 PM (P+WAR)

Pfft.
Posted by: Spot Gold at $5,315 per Ounce at January 28, 2026

-----
"The Mandibles": the frightening novel describing the grim aftermath when major countries dumped the inflated, shrunken dollar. And, no I wasn't smart enough to buy gold after I read it.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 09:54 PM (hEUiL)

220 Don’t get yer panties in a twist Orson, More accurate is better than accurate.

The fraud is organized, and effected at the higher levels in government. “Voter fraud” is the customary term — it sort of implies it’s voters doing it. When that isn’t the real fraud. Election fraud better encompasses the issue at hand, that’s all

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 09:55 PM (pCu7j)

221 NOT FUCK ALL, except for the crazies. Bite me, and not in a good way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 09:54 PM (1vYii)



Woof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 09:55 PM (8DR9B)

222 Seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH WHITE WOMEN THESE DAYS?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

https://tinyurl.com/ytsdx7ds

Short version: displacement of maternal instinct

Like all sin, a virtue taken out of it's proper role becomes wicked

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:56 PM (ciYHQ)

223 Bob Dole could help in case of erectoral fraud.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at January 28, 2026 09:56 PM (Q+gd/)

224 Imagine if Norma Desmond had Twitter.

Posted by: Max at January 28, 2026 09:57 PM (WxFYM)

225 215...Haha, I'm convinced that guy knows nothing. He always has an expert friend he's going to call who seems to be in the next room ready to go. They try to make the haggling look spontaneous but some of the figures are so high there's no way he doesn't know before the person comes in what he's probably going to offer.

"In Philadelphia, it's worth $50 bucks."

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 09:58 PM (y4H1r)

226 I have a 2-3 lb. silver bar that must be worth thousands. Wedding gift from the 90s when it was worth $4.50 an ounce.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 09:59 PM (R86kT)

227 Was living near Tampa the winter of 2017-18. In January, got down to -29 F degrees.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 10:00 PM (5LPnR)

228 Last week I got a mild fever and an itchy throat, and my wife came down with the flu and spent three days in bed.
And today I am sneezing up a storm so I suspect I caught a cold, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 10:00 PM (rbvCR)

229 noodle

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at January 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Q+gd/)

230 > Of those, several dozen are totally unknown, some objects they have no idea what the hell they are.
------------
Was one Earth?

It should be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 10:27 PM (jtM2q)

Quick Hits

Mickey Kaus: Now that illegals are being deported, wages are going up, and rents are coming down.

Mickey Kaus
@kausmickey

17h

"Leisure and hospitality" Biden '24 = down 0.81%; Trump '25 = up 1.13%.
"Grocery & convenience" Biden '24 = down 0.17 %; Trump '25 = up 1.05 %
"Landscaping services" Biden = up 1.42 %; Trump '25 = up 2.41 %
"Retail" [big category] Biden '24 = down .15 %; Trump '25 = up 1.32 %

Some categories went down and "construction" only went up a bit (+1.65 percent to +1.71 percent). Still. Overall seems evidence that illegal workers do bid down wages and when they leave wages rise.

Mickey Kaus
@kausmickey
Do we still need housing Abundance in Los Angeles if illegal immigrants leave? I assume yes, but am having doubts! Walked up the block--three "For Lease" signs, and at the end of the block is a big new apartment house with vacancies.

Murders are also down, he points out. "What a nightmare," he comments.

Shoe
@samosaur

Jan 26

Pramila Jayapal, Congresswoman for WA-07, is training citizens to "resist authoritarianism."

This is the "pressure from below" aspect of the color revolution. Mobilizing the grassroots.

She'll apply the "pressure from above" phase of the revolution as an elected official when these citizens she trains protest and riot on the ground.

Video here.

He provides a description of the "color revolution" tactics being used to destabilize and conquer the US, which I'm grateful for, because while I had a vague sense of what color revolution meant, I didn't really understand it.


Shoe
@samosaur

I think we're in a hybrid between a color revolution playbook and an insurgency fueled by oppressor/oppressed sentiments.

The overall goal is the same: enable a minority to gain and consolidate total control "legally" without major bloodshed by convincing the majority they're hopelessly outnumbered and overwhelmed.

"The concept of "pressure from above and below" (sometimes described as the "revolutionary use of pliers") originates from a 1957 analysis by Jan Kozák, a theoretician and member of the Czechoslovak Communist Party's Central Committee."

Without delving into the entire post WWII scenario, Czechoslovakian communists conducted a soft coup in 1948 by exerting "pressure from below" through the use of rioters, strikers and protesters. They created the illusion of widespread chaos at the grassroots levels.

Communists in the government, who held democratically elected seats, came over top and applied "pressure from above" by creating laws to appease the protesters, even though it was the same group of people.

They would use "positions already held within government, parliament, ministries, courts, police, and media to enact legal changes, pass laws, appoint loyalists, and shift power incrementally toward the party."

The idea was to squeeze the majority populace into "apathy and despair" and allow the lawmakers to make concessions to appease the rioters. This ultimately lead to communist overthrow through democratic means.

Though the precursor to the modern color revolution was rooted in communist seizure of power, post USSR color revolutions employed many of the same tactics by demonstrating against authoritarianism and fraudulent elections (see Serbia 2000, Georgia 2003 and Ukraine 2004).

While NGOs have been linked to the revolutions, "proponents of color revolutions counter that they were driven by domestic grievances and civil society, with any external aid limited to democracy promotion (e.g., election monitoring, civic education) rather than engineered takeovers."

Modern color revolutions became popular due to the themes they used such as specific colors, flowers and "peaceful" means of government overthrow, but the concept behind them is one of a disenfranchised people who seek to throw off the reins of authoritarianism.

What we're currently seeing in the U.S. is more akin to the "pressure from above and below" model from 1948 Czechoslovakia, as elected, sympathetic members of the government provide legitimacy to the riots and demonstrations carried out in the streets. Media cements the narrative by amplifying the messaging while often carrying scripted narratives that are repeated on every outlet by every anchor.

Many are hesitant to call it a full blown insurgency, though insurgency like methods are heavily involved in the "pressure from below" as autonomous zones are created and "protesters" take over legitimacy and sideline law enforcement, medical care, journalists and anyone else not sympathetic to their cause.

An insurgency is generally defined by a long period of time where terrorist tactics are employed such as assassinations and sabotage, and I think a valid argument can be made that many of these tactics have been employed across a national space for a decade or more.

The color revolution aspect of the resistance is employed through organizations such as BLM and No Kings, based in the oppressor/oppressed framework I mentioned earlier.

While these definitions are important and give context, there is one key factor missing from every other color revolution/coup previously mentioned: illegal immigration.

The number one priority of the Biden Administration was to flood the interior with as many foreigners as possible. By absorbing 20+ illegal immigrants, communists and progressives (working in parallel with converging interests), shored up their voting demographic for the foreseeable future. They will fight to the death to preserve it.

While grassroots AND paid actors demonstrate in the color revolution space for either their belief that Trump is an illegitimate authoritarian figure, illegal immigrants being allowed to stay, or simply because they're paid to demonstrate, the communist NGOs and support networks creating the infrastructure and networks, plus the funding streams, are focused on government overthrow.

They've been working in both peaceful and violent spaces for over a decade, and communist rule is their focus. They leverage the media, their people in government and law enforcement, and the emotional ideology of their "grassroots" movements apply "pressure from above and below" with the sole purpose of overthrowing the Government of the United States.



December 2025: Candace Owens attacks Erika Kirk for being too emotional, says that she needs to either step down from TPUSA or "comparamentalize" her emotions

Just this week: Candace Owens attacks Erika Kirk for not being emotional enough over her husband's murder

She fixates on accusing Erika Kirk of faking her grief over Charlie's murder, or showing no grief about Charlie's murder, because her grift consists of claiming -- well, insinuating -- that Erika Kirk was part of the plot to kill her husband.

Oh, and also, because she was fired by, and romantically rejected by, Charlie Kirk, and she's crusading to destroy TPUSA so that they're forced to make her the head of it.

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1 Woohoo! Back on top!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 06:22 PM (uL2gq)

2 JackStraw is very knowledgeable about color revolutions.

I have never asked why and I won't.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:22 PM (79pEw)

3 The communists need to be eradicated.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (snZF9)

4 Michael Obama articulates her pain nonstop!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (Hkcdp)

5 December 2025: Candace Owens attacks Erika Kirk for being too emotional, says that she needs to either step down from TPUSA or "comparamentalize" her emotions

Just this week: Candace Owens attacks Erika Kirk for not being emotional enough over her husband's murder


February 2026: Candace Owens announces that she has proof that Erika Kirk is a man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

6 Wow, who would has expected a high caste Commie Indian who immigrated as an adult would set about turning our country into a Communist sh#t hole just like home????

GTFO

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (Hkcdp)

7 I saw a JP video on the Erika Kirk thing. She is pretty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

8 JackStraw is very knowledgeable about color revolutions.

I have never asked why and I won't.
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:22 PM (79pEw)


He played a lot of spirograph as a child.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (ExV1e)

9 Candace Owens has not only gone around the bend, she's fallen off the donkey and into the ravine. She's absolutely nuts.

I wonder how her lawsuit with Macron is going to I know she said she stakes her professional reputation on proving Mrs. Macron is Mr. Macron. I am interested to see what happens.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (79pEw)

10 I'm surprised there hasn't been more fire bombing of conservative organizations.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Vh9CX)

11 D@mn, Candace, you need to dial down the crazy, girlfriend!

Posted by: Meghan Markel at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Hkcdp)

12 Michael Obama articulates her pain nonstop!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (Hkcdp)
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Exactly what I was thinking. She never stops complaining.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:28 PM (79pEw)

13 Dear Candace,

Soon.

Posted by: Only Fans at January 28, 2026 06:28 PM (i2oLt)

14 If I never have to listen to what retardation Candace Owens has been up to, I'll be happy.

As for Pramila, FAFO, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (xcxpd)

15 December 2025: Candace Owens attacks Erika Kirk for being too emotional, says that she needs to either step down from TPUSA or "comparamentalize" her emotions

Just this week: Candace Owens attacks Erika Kirk for not being emotional enough over her husband's murder


Well, I feel vindicated. Didn't I say months ago that these would be the two modes of attack by people who just need an excuse?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (a+4eV)

16 Up your game, Candace.
Erika Kirk has not even come close to atoning for her white privilege.

Posted by: Saira Rao at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (Hkcdp)

17 Jayapal gives gooners a bad name.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 06:30 PM (wBaIH)

18 Sorry about my lousy typing in comment 9. I'm typing on my phone as I'm cooking dinner and I should probably concentrate on one or the other.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:30 PM (79pEw)

19 Excuse me, Moochelle, but you articulate your pain and angst every time someone (sadly) puts a mic in front of your fugly face. You grab that mic with your paws and whine like a dog (no offense to dogs).

CO is insane, (well and Colorado, but not who I mean in that sentence). Certifiably. Does she want to get sued by Mrs. Kirk so she can whine about that and blame the Jews? A private conversation she posts and makes it look bad. "See! I told you she's a Jew!"

I also did not know you can't laugh or smile in grief. In really bad grief I don't do it often but I am not wailing in an echo bucket (so far).

I could be totally wrong, but I think Mrs. Kirk was giving a pep talk to his team after the memorial. And, no, Candace, I doubt you will ever know where he's buried.

How are the MN riots going today? I've been busy with other zombie things as I am tired.

I did note a new Gonna Kill You virus, this time out of India. Let us hope it stays there as my beloved grandchildren are traveling and airports are germ spreaders. I also hope it is media hype that we're all going to die (which is true, but I hope not next week from some sort of fruit bat diarrhea).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (WONhk)

20 Color revolutions can only work against a weak, ineffectual, and disjointed Government, like for instance, any run by Republicans. Leftists would shut that down overnight.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (3uBP9)

21 Sorry about my lousy typing in comment 9. I'm typing on my phone as I'm cooking dinner and I should probably concentrate on one or the other.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:30 PM (79pEw)

I type lousy and I don't cook, so...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (snZF9)

22 Ah, but Berserker, what you write is oftentimes pure poetry.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:33 PM (79pEw)

23 Owens is a woman scorned and she's not going to be ignored.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:33 PM (AywZy)

24
Sorry about my lousy typing in comment 9. I'm typing on my phone as I'm cooking dinner and I should probably concentrate on one or the other.
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:30 PM (79pEw)


"Sorry honey. I'm commenting on the HQ. There's a box of mac-n-cheese and a can of SPAM in the pantry."

"No, you can't borrow my shiv to slice SPAM."

*snicker*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 06:33 PM (y9nCu)

25 Moochele looks like that Somali dumbass in 50 years, or two years, depending on how much her husband beats her for burning the bananas and rice.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (wBaIH)

26 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Breitbart:
https://is.gd/1C1AHC

No worries, John. I stopped watching your shit long ago.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (8mulE)

27 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (vbXSk)

28 Stop looking in my pantry, Cur!

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (79pEw)

29 Trump holding firm and ridiculing the Left must drive them insane.
Like Luther said, “Satan that proud spirit cannot stand to be mocked.”

Posted by: Jmel at January 28, 2026 06:35 PM (C7p41)

30 Without delving into the entire post WWII scenario, Czechoslovakian communists conducted a soft coup in 1948 by exerting "pressure from below" through the use of rioters, strikers and protesters. They created the illusion of widespread chaos at the grassroots levels.

Communists in the government, who held democratically elected seats, came over top and applied "pressure from above" by creating laws to appease the protesters, even though it was the same group of people.
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Wait. Are they talking about 2020?

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:35 PM (krQz2)

31 I believe TPUSA has initiated a lawsuit against Candace?

Maybe she creating grounds for insanity defense?

Posted by: Saira Rao at January 28, 2026 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)

32 Does Michelle Obama ever shut the eff up about being a black woman? You were First Lady of the USA the greatest nation in history for eight years and you are still a whiny pig. She is literally pushing black women to be crazier

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 06:35 PM (IDEQi)

33
Stop looking in my pantry, Cur!
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (79pEw)



Bob from NSA used to be a drinking buddy...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (y9nCu)

34 Ms. Owens deserves involuntary 72 hr committment at the nearest state hospital for the very, very nervous. Give her a med holiday.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (ehY6c)

35 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Breitbart:
https://is.gd/1C1AHC

No worries, John. I stopped watching your shit long ago.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (8mulE)

I'll do one better. I don't even know who the fuck face is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (snZF9)

36 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (br2D8)

37
Communists in the government, who held democratically elected seats, came over top and applied "pressure from above" by creating laws to appease the protesters, even though it was the same group of people.
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Wait. Are they talking about 2020?
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:35 PM (krQz2)

Yes

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (AywZy)

38 Michelle is self absorbed and blissfully unaware of how much she complains.
The downside of a fawning media and staffers.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (Hkcdp)

39 Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain… like nobody allows it"

-
I assume she'll be our team leader at Whine Olympics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 06:38 PM (L/fGl)

40 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Man, yet another actor whose movies I would have to start watching in order to stop watching them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (a+4eV)

41 So true, never heard a black woman complain about anything ever. Nope, never happens. They're always so calm and stoic. Like Jasmine Crockett. So silent, wouldn't even know she was in Congress.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (n5tGW)

42 All the Summer of Floyd did was burn a lot of shit down and break shit.

As well as assault people. That cannot be forgotten.

It might be that American culture might provide some immunity to color revolution.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (krQz2)

43 Y'all don't give Michelle Obama enough credit. She worked her balls off as First Lady.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (br2D8)

44 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Posted by: No Name Today

That's nice, John. When was the last movie where you were the lead, and it could be considered a John Leguizamo movie? 1997 was it?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (i2oLt)

45 Mike Obama is the active bitch face of malignant narcissism.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ)

46 Does Michelle Obama ever shut the eff up about being a black woman?

Why do none of the big name TERFs call him out on that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

47 I'll do one better. I don't even know who the fuck face is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (snZF9)

He had one good role. He played Benny Blanco (from the Bronx) in the Al Pacino movie, Carlito's Way.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (8mulE)

48 noonooders.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (jc0TO)

49 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Way ahead of you, ese.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 28, 2026 06:41 PM (0aYVJ)

50 I don't see the point of paying any attention to Candace Owens. She's the right's Joy Reid. Both are batshit crazy. I mean that literally - insane.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 06:41 PM (AlhUl)

51 I'll do one better. I don't even know who the fuck face is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (snZF9)


He was the chop-shop owner in the first John Wick movie. I guess he's been in other stuff.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

52 John Linguine movie?

Oh yeah, Too Wong Fu

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:41 PM (KfXOG)

53 Mike Obama is the active bitch face of malignant narcissism.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ)

I would say that sums it up pretty good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 06:41 PM (snZF9)

54 I touched on this below, but it is important.

The commies use cult tactics to convert people. It's the same technique used in sales, you use each step to get the target to take the next step. First into the shop, then look at the car, the sit in the car,... it is a process that gives the salesman control to only move forward.

In cults, they first get your attention, then get you to listen, then participate, then commit, etc.

The organizers use every operation as a way to convert people up to the next level. First, just show up and be seen. Then carry a sign. Then yell at the ICE agents. Then confront them physically. Each step is more of a commitment and it defines a person's self image. Just like the car dealer wanting to get the customer in the car so they see themselves as an owner, the commies want the protesters to see themselves as someone willing to physically harm police. They want that to define their identity.

So this whistle thing is another indoctrination step -- get people to blow a whistle, and they will forever see themselves on the side of "good" and not on the sidelines. The next step is easier once they do that.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 06:42 PM (HErWb)

55 The only movies I liked Leguizamo in were Carlito's Way and the one John Wick movie . In both he kind of played himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 06:42 PM (IDEQi)

56 Pramila Jayapal

Just when you thought Seattle voters couldn't elect someone worse than Jim McDermott ...

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 28, 2026 06:42 PM (pE12i)

57 >>>Pramila Jayapal, Congresswoman for WA-07, is training citizens to "resist authoritarianism."

>>>This is the "pressure from below" aspect of the color revolution. Mobilizing the grassroots.

>>>She'll apply the "pressure from above" phase of the revolution as an elected official when these citizens she trains protest and riot on the ground.

Otherwise known as astroturf.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

58 Color Revolution?

The Nazis were the Brown Revolution

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:43 PM (KfXOG)

59 Does Michelle Obama ever shut the eff up about being a black woman?

Big Mike, being a Leftist, lies about everything.

Big Mike is a Wookie dude.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 06:43 PM (a4flb)

60 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Man, yet another actor whose movies I would have to start watching in order to stop watching them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (a+4eV)
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Way ahead of him.

Just so stupid.

What does that mean--you can only watch Leni Riefenstahl movies if you're a Nazi?

Don't you non-Nazis appreciate Riefenstahl's work!

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:44 PM (krQz2)

61 Color Revolution?

The Nazis were the Brown Revolution
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:43 PM (KfXOG)
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What can Brown do for you?

Or to you...

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:44 PM (krQz2)

62 As a black woman, my foot hurts.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:44 PM (8nyAR)

63 So Congressman are training revolutionaries to fight the federal government
Isn't that treason?

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

64 Pramila Jayapal, Congresswoman for WA-07, is training citizens to "resist authoritarianism."
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Like when they tell you the Capitol grounds is off limits to taxpayers?

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:45 PM (krQz2)

65 Mooch gives me gas. I cannot stand seeing her. And Candace Owens needs a padded cell and a lovely jacket with lots of straps and buckles. Maybe even a lobotomy.

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 06:45 PM (Q0yOR)

66 I did note a new Gonna Kill You virus, this time out of India.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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My understanding so far is that it requires bodily fluid contact, so hard to catch, even in an airport.

(i know they said that about wuhan flu at first, but this time it looks legit.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 06:45 PM (HErWb)

67 Pretty sure Pramila has a sister who is also in politics at the state level.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:46 PM (Hkcdp)

68 So Congressman are training revolutionaries to fight the federal government
Isn't that treason?

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)
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No. Read the Constitution.

We really don't need to hang people for "treason", we can imprison them for sedition.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:46 PM (krQz2)

69
9 Candace Owens has not only gone around the bend, she's fallen off the donkey and into the ravine. She's absolutely nuts.

I wonder how her lawsuit with Macron is going to I know she said she stakes her professional reputation on proving Mrs. Macron is Mr. Macron. I am interested to see what happens.
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM

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What profession is that?

What reputation?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2026 06:46 PM (Az0rf)

70 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies


Google tells me that he's that guy. He was in that Christmas movie and John Wick.

I like Michael Peña better as generic Mexican.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

71 Lenin with German gold did the same thing to Russia.

You provoke the government into over reacting to delegitimize it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (KfXOG)

72 The only movies I liked Leguizamo in were Carlito's Way and the one John Wick movie . In both he kind of played himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 06:42 PM (IDEQi)
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Oh, I've liked him in several movies. It's just I haven't seen a movie he's been in for quite some time.

So, I'm ahead of him.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (krQz2)

73 Jamila was transformed into a monster, albeit one who evoked pathos.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (br2D8)

74 Pramila Jayapal, Congresswoman for WA-07, is training citizens to "resist authoritarianism.

Well, until there's full commie control, then she'll be all for it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (n5tGW)

75
Could someone prepare and deliver to Big Mike a heaping helping of STFU?

She's still kowtowing to the Whyte Wammins in her 'do, I notice. Stunning and brave!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 06:48 PM (xG4kz)

76 Owens father in law who has big cash has basically said "the nut job is married to my son, leave me out of this"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 06:48 PM (IDEQi)

77 What profession is that?

What reputation?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2026 06:46 PM (Az0rf)

She's making money hand over fist.

And she's not the only one questioning who Erika Kirk is. There's a lot of smoke there, but I know everyone hates Candace now, because she isn't towing the line.

If it turns out she's right about everything she's saying, I wonder if there will be any apologies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (8nyAR)

78 I like Michael Peña better as generic Mexican.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

Me too. I was bummed that he was not in Landman for very long.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

79 I confess that right now I'm sick of ice. I had to get groceries today, and it took me 20 minutes, at least, to get them up the porch stairs and into the house. The one thing I dislike about getting old. Well, the cancer sucks, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (AlhUl)

80 I read the deadly virus in India is spread through contact with feces.


It’s like having cultural norms that forbid sh#tting outside wherever you please, and using your hand to wipe, is based on sanitary safety or safety or something!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (Hkcdp)

81 because she isn't towing the line.


Toeing the line.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (jc0TO)

82 > As a black woman, my foot hurts.

You've inspired me. I think I'm going to start prepending, "As a white man.." to all of my statements.

"As a white man, I just ate lunch."
"As a white man, I'm going to the gym soon."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (Yp6az)

83 I like Michael Peña better as generic Mexican.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

Danny Trejo.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:50 PM (+TZWS)

84 "color revolution"

I'd give them all black & blue for their color revolution.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 06:50 PM (IifOV)

85 Color revolutions can only work against a weak, ineffectual, and disjointed Government

GOPe: I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of...Oh, wait! Here it is. Good heavens, I've got LOTS of bubblegum.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 06:51 PM (cxFcK)

86 Toeing the line.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (jc0TO)

As a black woman, I'm too tired to check my spelling.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:51 PM (+TZWS)

87 So Congressman are training revolutionaries to fight the federal government
Isn't that treason?
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)


Technically... probably not. (I am not a lawyer)

It would certainly seem to be insurrection. And it would be reason for expulsion from Congress if a majority of the members weren't anti-American pieces of shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM (ExV1e)

88 Candice who?

Posted by: Most people at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM (QxCXX)

89 India is a nasty disgusting country. Don't look it up, just believe me on this one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM (n5tGW)

90 Lou Diamond Phillips > John Leguizamo

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM (jc0TO)

91 @81 I'm pretty sure Big Mike could tow a barge line

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM (IDEQi)

92 I like Michael Peña better as generic Mexican.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

Danny Trejo.
Posted by: BurtTC

Luis Guzman

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM (i2oLt)

93 I'm sure we've all noticed that the people who are always whining about "being silenced" never seem to shut the fuck up.

Ever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM (IG3/x)

94 I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Sedition at January 28, 2026 06:53 PM (QxCXX)

95 The new phone books are here!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 06:53 PM (br2D8)

96 81 because she isn't towing the line.


Toeing the line.
Posted by: toby928(c)

---------------
Tomato, tomahto

Posted by: Volga Boatmen at January 28, 2026 06:53 PM (HErWb)

97 I like Michael Peña better as generic Mexican.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

Danny Trejo.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:50 PM (+TZWS)
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Getting up there like Luis Guzman, whom I've enjoyed in several movies and streamers in the past 5 years.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:53 PM (krQz2)

98 I like Michael Peña better as generic Mexican.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

Danny Trejo.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:50 PM


Great generic Latin thug.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:53 PM (jc0TO)

99 Color revolutions can work just fine but I think the progs have forgotten they're just a half-assed throwaway version of settling business more decisively - for those who arent willing to commit, or to pay the bill for the real thing.

And enough people probably understand where all this prog posturing is ultimately intended to get us. It doesn't really take all that many.

Posted by: heya at January 28, 2026 06:53 PM (K6SBR)

100
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM (tljrc)

101 India is a nasty disgusting country. Don't look it up, just believe me on this one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

He's not wrong. There's a virus going around in India that is really deadly. China and Thailand are monitoring the situation but not really concerned because the virus spreads through...coming into contact with feces and urine.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM (cxFcK)

102 If it turns out she's right about everything she's saying, I wonder if there will be any apologies.
Posted by: BurtTC


Right about accusing Kirk of murdering her own husband so she can take over his organization?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM (a+4eV)

103 I hate almost all statements beginning "As an X". Those using them don't seem to realize that what they are saying is "Disregard what I say because I am biased."

The only exceptions are admissions against interest. And even those are 50% BS.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM (AlhUl)

104 79 I confess that right now I'm sick of ice. I had to get groceries today, and it took me 20 minutes, at least, to get them up the porch stairs and into the house. The one thing I dislike about getting old. Well, the cancer sucks, too.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM

You're in my prayers and that sounds tough walking on ice and I would probably fall.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (AywZy)

105 It's hard to articulate the pain of bananas and rice.

Posted by: Miss Somali of the Band-Aid Clan at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (n5tGW)

106 Right about accusing Kirk of murdering her own husband so she can take over his organization?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM


That would be quite the twist.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (jc0TO)

107 He provides a description of the "color revolution" tactics being used to destabilize and conquer the US, which I'm grateful for, because while I had a vague sense of what color revolution meant, I didn't really understand it.
____________________________________

This is EXACTLY why I believe the NGO "Indivisible" is directly and deeply involved in the financed/organized resistance of ICE. They were an unofficial tentacle of the US State Department and were involved in "color revolutions" abroad. This was until Trump cut off (USAID) and then, terminated a number of State Dept. employees, as well as other agency employees who had contact with the NGO.

You may recall that they became more public during their sponsorship of the "No Kings" rallies. Now, I think they are primarily operating against the administration domestically. Their specialty was "color revolutions", and they are applying the education and experience they received abroad to the US at present. It would explain O'Keefe's latest drop about how individuals are stationed outside the urban areas at street corners, and the quick response to ICE tactics. Minneapolis has a professional organization involved.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (dIske)

108
John Leguizamo > Rosie Perez

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (IifOV)

109 China and Thailand are monitoring the situation but not really concerned because the virus spreads through...coming into contact with feces and urine.
Posted by: Blutarski,


I don't know why Thailand is unconcerned with that. I'm told they have turds floating in the water at their beaches all the time.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (a+4eV)

110 honest advertisement for the BBC
youtu.be/K-dl5pSyvsM

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (gKWVE)

111 Driving around certain neighborhoods there are many for rent signs also same neighborhoods have several for sale signs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (/bEIA)

112 India is a nasty disgusting country. Don't look it up, just believe me on this one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

He's not wrong. There's a virus going around in India that is really deadly. China and Thailand are monitoring the situation but not really concerned because the virus spreads through...coming into contact with feces and urine.
Posted by: Blutarski

Human or bovine? They're bi-fecal.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (i2oLt)

113 I can't take the Candace Owens posts anymore. She's a crazy, evil, antisemitic bitch, and there's nothing I can do about it, so I'm just skipping over those. It's Ace's site and he can do what he wants, but I'm out on these posts.

Posted by: Wally at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (6zGg2)

114 I wish that come-to-Jesus meeting between Erika and Candace was more fruitful. It's to the point that I wonder who Candace is going to take down with her when she inevitably implodes.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be a comforting mom at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (Wt5PA)

115 Rosie Perez had great knockers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (jc0TO)

116 Great generic Latin thug.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:53 PM (jc0TO)
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Latinks.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (krQz2)

117 John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies
....................
Um. Ok.
Unless this is some reverse psychology were he wants ICE supporters to watch his movies. Probably not. He's not that bright.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (sAmhv)

118
Pramila Jayapal, Congresswoman for WA-07


I cannot stand this hatchet-faced Brahmin bigot. Find her funding network and prosecute her to the fullest extent of the law.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 06:57 PM (xG4kz)

119 He's not wrong. There's a virus going around in India that is really deadly. China and Thailand are monitoring the situation but not really concerned because the virus spreads through...coming into contact with feces and urine.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM

The cleanest areas in India are covered in feces and Urine. I watch a travel guy on YouTube who was in India. I had to stop. It was too disgusting.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 06:57 PM (IifOV)

120 My understanding so far is that it requires bodily fluid contact, so hard to catch, even in an airport.

(i know they said that about wuhan flu at first, but this time it looks legit.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 06:45 PM (HErWb)

I could be wrong, and hope I am for everyone, but when it's feces to mouth it may or may not stay in India. Viruses live on doorknobs, etc, from the nasty hands.

Hopefully never airborne, as that is much worse.

I no longer know what to think after the wuflu.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 06:57 PM (WONhk)

121 89 India is a nasty disgusting country. Don't look it up, just believe me on this one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 06:52 PM
+++

I read once long ago that the country lacks sufficient water treatment capacity. The main reason is because of the ingrained caste system very few individuals are willing to work in a sewage treatment facility.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 28, 2026 06:57 PM (QxCXX)

122 I don't know why Thailand is unconcerned with that. I'm told they have turds floating in the water at their beaches all the time.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM


Yeah, but they go back to Australia after a week.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:57 PM (jc0TO)

123 77
....
If it turns out she's right about everything she's saying, I wonder if there will be any apologies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (8nyAR)
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Sure. Same for Michelle O, Jennifer Welsh, AOC, and Ilhan Omar. And just as likely.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 06:57 PM (AlhUl)

124 Rosie Perez had great knockers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (jc0TO)
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I'm...I'm not remembering it that way.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (krQz2)

125 49 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Way ahead of you, ese.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 28, 2026 06:41 PM (0aYVJ)

Dude's track record of films isn't exactly sparkling.

The Pest, Super Mario Bros. (1993), American Ultra, The Fan...

People already didn't want to see his movies.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (6Uni8)

126 Molly Ringwald says we're nazi collaborators. Or something.

Maybe Farmer Ted or Long Duck Dong will chime in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (P+WAR)

127 The main reason is because of the ingrained caste system very few individuals are willing to work in a sewage treatment facility.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


You'd think they'd come up with a caste for that job.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (a+4eV)

128 Airports are germ spreaders. Monster children are the biggest germ spreaders of all. They spread it they don't catch it. They are immune.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (/bEIA)

129 If it turns out she's right about everything she's saying, I wonder if there will be any apologies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (8nyAR)
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Of course. But that becomes more and more remote of a chance all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (krQz2)

130
Rosie Perez had great knockers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM

So did John Leguzano in Too Wong Fu, thanks for everthing Julie Newmar

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (IifOV)

131 Yeah, but they go back to Australia after a week.
Posted by: toby928(c)


oooh.... burn

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (a+4eV)

132 Right about accusing Kirk of murdering her own husband so she can take over his organization?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM

That would be quite the twist.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:55 PM (jc0TO)

The questions about Erika do NOT include any overt suggestion she was involved in his murder, but that she's an intelligence asset, who was less a wife and more a handler.

TPUSA is being caught lying about any number of issues related to the day Charlie was killed (and shady business matters before he was killed), and it's not helping to clear any of it up by telling people who are asking the questions to just shut up.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (+TZWS)

133 People already didn't want to see his movies.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (6Uni
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Man, Ice Age movies got tedious!

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:00 PM (krQz2)

134 The cleanest areas in India are covered in feces and Urine. I watch a travel guy on YouTube who was in India. I had to stop. It was too disgusting.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Hunt down the YouTube videos of corpses floating down the Ganges. Tons of them in various states of decay. Pack of wild dogs feed on them. Indians bathe in the Ganges as a red rib cage floats by.

I guess it's a Hindu thing to die and float down the Ganges.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 07:00 PM (cxFcK)

135 If it turns out she's right about everything she's saying, I wonder if there will be any apologies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January

Burt- she said Charlie was a time traveler and she was being recruited to this special school. I am going to go out on a limb and say she is not right here. What she is doing to Erika is awful. She is being sued to shut it up. I don’t care if she is making money hand over fist, it doesn’t erase this crazy. And if she isn’t insane, she is simply evil. Erika met with her, asked her to stop. Erika even thought she was dealing with sane, but she is dealing with narcissist and they don’t compute normally. You also know people grieve in waves - we don’t see her at night with the shower running so her babies don’t hear her crying, do we? Or in the middle of the night. We see her forward face.

Also, Brigette Macron is a woman, and the French Foreign Legion is not wasting time on Candace. (Hello, narcissist, you aren’t that important!)

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:00 PM (OoFl2)

136 "Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies"

Way ahead of you, Leguizamo. I didn't watch "your" movies a long time ago. Except for John Wick where "your movie" component was, maybe, five minutes of background character establishment for Assassin Wick.

And do go on shi**ing all over "your" projects and sandbag your employers and SAG members as they bleed more money because you declare hate for an audience. You're a brilliant Economic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (gLikB)

137
While they are at it, perhaps the DOJ ought to stop by and have a little chat with General McKhrystal, who is reputed to be a Color Revolution wizard.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (xG4kz)

138 I don't think many people went to see a movie specifically because John L had a bit part.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (n5tGW)

139 she's an intelligence asset

For who?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (jc0TO)

140 He's not wrong. There's a virus going around in India that is really deadly. China and Thailand are monitoring the situation but not really concerned because the virus spreads through...coming into contact with feces and urine.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 06:54 PM


I wonder if China, who isn't super friendly with India, manufactured this virus like they did covid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (ExV1e)

141 ______
Sure. Same for Michelle O, Jennifer Welsh, AOC, and Ilhan Omar. And just as likely.
Posted by: Eeyore
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These are some of the names on the Somalia deportation manifest, right?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (/bEIA)

142 Rosie Perez had great knockers.
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Shut the front door!

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (krQz2)

143 I've read that, when they got independence, all over India there were Untouchables praying to statues of Victoria to spare them that fate. They realized that the Raj mitigated the caste system a bit.

The source is a book, A Fighting Retreat, about the post WWII British Army. Great in that it's unapologetic about the Empire.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (AlhUl)

144 130
Rosie Perez had great knockers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM

So did John Leguzano in Too Wong Fu, thanks for everthing Julie Newmar

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (IifOV)

I've been spending way too much time on the internet, so I'm going to say, anyone could have a pair of giant tits for under $70 on Amazon.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (6Uni8)

145 Quarter Twenty, bing “Izzat” for a recent essay that explains how their honor culture and tribalism leads to distinction.

Iirc, they also have certain lower castes that are the designated cleaners, so they feel comfortable dropping trash wherever with the belief it’s not their job to deal with it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 07:02 PM (Hkcdp)

146 The questions about Erika do NOT include any overt suggestion she was involved in his murder,
Posted by: BurtTC


My understanding is that's exactly what Owens is saying about her.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 07:02 PM (a+4eV)

147 I'm sure there are more ungrateful and insufferable people than Michelle Obama, but that list has got to be small.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 07:02 PM (XV/Pl)

148 114 I wish that come-to-Jesus meeting between Erika and Candace was more fruitful. It's to the point that I wonder who Candace is going to take down with her when she inevitably implodes.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be a comforting mom at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (Wt5PA)
.......................................

I hope Cucker and Fuentes.

For me to suddenly be for Mrs. Macron takes a lot! I really don't care, Candace! She is France's problem!

She has crazy eyes warning everyone to back away slowly, with tranq gun in hand. She went over the bend and crashed into hell, apparently.

Her children are probably afraid of Mommy and know the eyeball signals well. "Mommy is talking of Jews, Timmy! Let's go get lost in a well!"

Her husband eats Xanax and should really put some in her drink.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 07:02 PM (WONhk)

149
What knockers!!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (QxCXX)

150 Of course. But that becomes more and more remote of a chance all the time.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (krQz2)

Apparently there are TPUSA insiders feeding her info.

Now, it's possible some/all of it is false, so as to discredit her.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (+TZWS)

151 You'd think they'd come up with a caste for that job.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

---------------

That's the funny part - they do have a caste for that, but they are so f-ing indolent and attituded that they mostly refuse to work.

Posted by: Volga Boatmen at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (HErWb)

152 The Pest, Super Mario Bros. (1993), American Ultra, The Fan...
People already didn't want to see his movies.
Posted by: XTC

He was the voice of Sid the Sloth in some animated series my kids watched. Ice Age, maybe? Also with Romano and that acerbic comedian.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (cxFcK)

153 Pramila Jayapal bears a resemblance to Witch Hazel of Warner Bros cartoons fame, but Jayapal is a dead ringer for the turban-wearing guy in the mirror.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (GPa4z)

154 she's an intelligence asset

For who?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (jc0TO)
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Definitely a misspelling of "asshat".

Deep state asshat.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (krQz2)

155 147 I'm sure there are more ungrateful and insufferable people than Michelle Obama, but that list has got to be small.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 07:02 PM (XV/Pl)

Big Mike's counterpart, King Barry, might just be one of the people on that list.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (6Uni8)

156 Rosie Perez had great knockers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (jc0TO)
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I'm...I'm not remembering it that way.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (krQz2)


https://tinyurl.com/567y55pk

Fifth image down. They're okay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:04 PM (ExV1e)

157 I've been spending way too much time on the internet, so I'm going to say, anyone could have a pair of giant tits for under $70 on Amazon.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (6Uni
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Do tell?

Posted by: Shop Teacher from Canada at January 28, 2026 07:05 PM (krQz2)

158 Oh! And in polite society, you can’t say completely ridiculous, rude, ugly things and follow it up with ‘just asking questions” as a get out of jail free card. If you want to be ugly, own it.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:05 PM (OoFl2)

159 148 I hope Cucker and Fuentes.

For me to suddenly be for Mrs. Macron takes a lot! I really don't care, Candace! She is France's problem!

She has crazy eyes warning everyone to back away slowly, with tranq gun in hand. She went over the bend and crashed into hell, apparently.

Her children are probably afraid of Mommy and know the eyeball signals well. "Mommy is talking of Jews, Timmy! Let's go get lost in a well!"

Her husband eats Xanax and should really put some in her drink.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 07:02 PM (WONhk)

The funny thing about Fuentes is that most of his audience are people just like him.

Hispanic boyfailures who badly want to be Aryans, and pretend to be Aryans on the internet.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:05 PM (6Uni8)

160 Treason consists of levying war against the United States, among other things.

It's not just cooperation with other countries or betraying us to them.

So why wouldn't organizing people to fight against the US be treason?

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 28, 2026 07:05 PM (/ZkOF)

161 Just in passing:
In looking at the posts today, I see that Mr. Waltz says would kick VP Vance's rear if he could.

I think JD should give him the chance. Octagon ring. Both go in. It ends when one cries uncle or is unconscious.

:-)

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 28, 2026 07:06 PM (w3u3d)

162 Also, Brigette Macron is a woman, and the French Foreign Legion is not wasting time on Candace. (Hello, narcissist, you aren’t that important!)
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:00 PM (OoFl2)

The Macrons asked Trump to call and ask her to stop talking about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:06 PM (+TZWS)

163 Oh, so now it's a boob thread?

Posted by: Just got here at January 28, 2026 07:06 PM (QxCXX)

164 It's a movie thread.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:06 PM (jc0TO)

165 157 Do tell?

Posted by: Shop Teacher from Canada at January 28, 2026 07:05 PM (krQz2)

I wasn't browsing gossip sites that made fun of dudes like him back when he was a thing, so I couldn't tell you how much his cost.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:07 PM (6Uni8)

166 And in polite society..

===

In polite society, face to face, 90% of internet denizens would either be not heard from, or ...beaten with bamboo sticks.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM (g47mK)

167 >>If it turns out she's right about everything she's saying, I wonder if there will be any apologies.


JFC...nobody can be this retarded.
You simply can't ingest enough lead paint.
Your mother could not have imbibed enough alcohol.

You have to be working overtime to seem this fucking retarded.


Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM (ZcsJV)

168 So why wouldn't organizing people to fight against the US be treason?
Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 28, 2026 07:05 PM (/ZkOF)
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Because they have to be working with a declared enemy.

Again, are people so hot for "treason" because it kills somebody?!

Yes, it is probably well against some other serious law to organize against the government using its powers.

It's just not treason.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM (krQz2)

169 For who?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (jc0TO)

CIA.

There's a vid out there, from years ago, of her talking about something or other they were up to, and she's using the word "we" when talking about the agency.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM (+TZWS)

170 It's a movie thread.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:06 PM (jc0TO)

turning into a retard thread real fast

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM (g47mK)

171 124 Rosie Perez had great knockers.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:56 PM (jc0TO)
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I'm...I'm not remembering it that way.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (krQz2)

That's one way to tell me you've never seen Do The Right Thing.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (8mulE)

172 In looking at the posts today, I see that Mr. Waltz says would kick VP Vance's rear if he could.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat

There's some great posts on X today of Elmer Fraud's photo upon being arrested for DUI in Nebraska in 1994. Might be AI fakery, but still fun.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (cxFcK)

173 162 Also, Brigette Macron is a woman, and the French Foreign Legion is not wasting time on Candace. (Hello, narcissist, you aren’t that important!)
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:00 PM (OoFl2)

The Macrons asked Trump to call and ask her to stop talking about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07

Okay? Seems that is a more polite way of saying knock your shizzle off, because next is a lawsuit, you kook, especially when you move through French culture, not US. Brigette had children with her first husband. She is a woman. A woman who had disgusting predatory behavior toward her current husband, but still a woman.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (OoFl2)

174 turning into a retard thread real fast
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM



Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

175 159
...
Hispanic boyfailures who badly want to be Aryans, and pretend to be Aryans on the internet.
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:05 PM (6Uni
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Wasn't Spain (Iberia, actually) conquered by Visigoths after the fall of the Western Empire? Who then reconquered it from the unclean followers of Mahound. They were Aryans.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (AlhUl)

176 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (QxCXX)

177 TPUSA is being caught lying about any number of issues related to the day Charlie was killed (and shady business matters before he was killed), and it's not helping to clear any of it up by telling people who are asking the questions to just shut up.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 06:59 PM (+TZWS)

Bull fucking shit

Posted by: Sjg at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (aqZN1)

178 JFC...nobody can be this retarded.
You simply can't ingest enough lead paint.
Your mother could not have imbibed enough alcohol.

You have to be working overtime to seem this fucking retarded.


Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM (ZcsJV)

I was told we weren't allowed to use ad hominem attacks on this webzine.

Shame on you, record boy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (+TZWS)

179 Shh. He's rolling.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

*touches nose

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK)

180 That's one way to tell me you've never seen Do The Right Thing.
Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM


Or White Men Can't Jump.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (jc0TO)

181 Yeah, I forgot the whole Charlie Kirk is a time traveler thing.

I'll plan on Lakes Michigan and Huron to switching places before I expect I'll find out Candace was "right on everything".

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (krQz2)

182 Shut the fuck up Big Mike. You are one of the most pampered, privileged, untroubled people on the whole goddamn planet. You've gotten to coast on easy mode through your entire life based on race and connections. You have have never had to do an honest day's work your entire adult life, and yet you are wealthy and celebrated beyond most people's wildest dreams. You don't know pain. You don't even know what pain is. Shut the fuck up and go away.

Posted by: Put your $600 sneakers on and walk off a pier at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (TbWk/)

183 >>turning into a retard thread real fast


I have to say...I respect the Dedication.

It's Olympic Athlete levels of commitment, at this point.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (ZcsJV)

184 It's a retarded boob movie thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (P+WAR)

185 because she isn't towing the line.
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Toeing the line.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM (jc0TO)


I tow the line.

Posted by: Tuggy The Tugboat at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (gKDq2)

186 You're not even as smart as a mouse. Because he knows. Algernon showed me

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (br2D8)

187 175 Wasn't Spain (Iberia, actually) conquered by Visigoths after the fall of the Western Empire? Who then reconquered it from the unclean followers of Mahound. They were Aryans.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (AlhUl)

Couldn't say. But the point remains, they hate themselves for being brown.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (6Uni8)

188 >>I was told we weren't allowed to use ad hominem attacks on this webzine.


You may not be able to.

I, however, am free to call out the Retards among the Horde.
It's outlined in my contract.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:11 PM (ZcsJV)

189 169 For who?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:01 PM (jc0TO)

CIA.

There's a vid out there, from years ago, of her talking about something or other they were up to, and she's using the word "we" when talking about the agency.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:08 PM (+TZWS)
______
That's not proof. Talking about CIA actions Americans often will say "we" meaning the US. That's usually in a critical context.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:12 PM (AlhUl)

190 I, however, am free to call out the Retards among the Horde.
It's outlined in my contract.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:11 PM


It pays to be Ace's favorite.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:12 PM (jc0TO)

191 I'm...I'm not remembering it that way.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (krQz2)

That's one way to tell me you've never seen Do The Right Thing.
Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (8mulE)
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I have.

I don't remember her in it, either.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2)

192 126 Molly Ringwald says we're nazi collaborators. Or something.

Maybe Farmer Ted or Long Duck Dong will chime in.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 06:58 PM (P+WAR)

The only opinion that matters is Jake Ryan's.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 07:13 PM (X42T3)

193 Brigette had children with her first husband. She is a woman. A woman who had disgusting predatory behavior toward her current husband, but still a woman.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (OoFl2)

There's no actual proof "she" had children, and there's no actual proof that a first husband exists.

None.

Now, you can say she doesn't need to prove anything. Fine. But these accusations did not start with Candace Owens. They've been there for decades.

I remember when Trump was saying Obama was born in Kenya, and that his birth certificate is fake. Everyone here thought it was a fantastic thing to do, to question the validity of politicians with mysterious pasts.

I'm not sure why anyone would consider the Macrons off limits.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:13 PM (+TZWS)

194 188 It's outlined in my contract.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:11 PM (ZcsJV)

See? It pays to get a pre-nup.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:13 PM (6Uni8)

195 >> It pays to get a pre-nup.


lol

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:13 PM (ZcsJV)

196 Being lectured by Chris Pratt would really bum me out.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:14 PM (jc0TO)

197 It's outlined in my contract.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:11 PM (ZcsJV)
---
It's that egg yolk membership level.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:14 PM (krQz2)

198 TPUSA is being caught lying about any number of issues related to the day Charlie was killed (and shady business matters before he was killed), and it's not helping to clear any of it up by telling people who are asking the questions to just shut up.
Posted by: BurtTC


I'll come out and say I've never been a TPUSA booster, but this what you just said here is horseshit.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 07:14 PM (gKWVE)

199 4 Michael Obama articulates her pain nonstop!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (Hkcdp)

++++

Nonstop is right. She has a podcast where she bitches and complains, she goes on talk shows, more bitching and complaining, writes books - same subject. Now we learn that she and Barack go to marriage counseling where she no doubt lets him have it. This is all she does, articulates her pain nonstop. Someone needs to tell her to STFU.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 07:14 PM (65zXR)

200 "And it’s at a moment like this where we actually need leadership from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and it’s something that we never get from this president. Ilhan Omar, of course, is a strong, courageous, hardworking public servant."

-- Hakeem Jeffries

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 07:15 PM (0sNs1)

201 I have noticed less traffic on the road, more "for rent" and "for lease" signs around and about, less little brown fellas squatting in the Home Depot parking lot and less shade ball taco trucks peddling their hot mess they call food to the masses.

Gonna check out the local parks this Sunday and if there are less futbol games going on then I will consider the deportations a GOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Riddance My Little Taco Eating Friends.

Posted by: Don't Let The Burrito Hit You On The Way Out at January 28, 2026 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

202 because she isn't towing the line.
----

Toeing the line.
Posted by: toby928(c)

How about draggin'?

Posted by: Tommy James and the Shondells at January 28, 2026 07:15 PM (i2oLt)

203 184 It's a retarded boob movie thread.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (P+WAR)
________
So, it's about Barbarella.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:15 PM (AlhUl)

204 I think it's the egg BEATERS membership level.

Posted by: SWIDT? at January 28, 2026 07:16 PM (QxCXX)

205 Let's move on from Candice.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:16 PM (jc0TO)

206 I, however, am free to call out the Retards among the Horde.
It's outlined in my contract.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:11 PM


With great power comes great responsibility.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

207 190 I, however, am free to call out the Retards among the Horde.
It's outlined in my contract.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:11 PM

It pays to be Ace's favorite.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:12 PM (jc0TO)

Sorry, but that is me. Do you not see all the Shiba Inu posts in the cafe?

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:16 PM (OoFl2)

208 Molly Ringwald says we're nazi collaborators. Or something.
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Please. The Nazis would have shot a lot more people at the site Pretti died. And they would have shot and killed more than 2 in the last month.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:16 PM (krQz2)

209 That's not proof. Talking about CIA actions Americans often will say "we" meaning the US. That's usually in a critical context.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:12 PM (AlhUl)

It was a CIA video, of a CIA presentation.

Again, I don't care if people want to not believe it, but there are a bunch of people all over the internet looking into Erika's past.

People want to give the grieving widow a break, but she's the one putting herself out there now as the face of TPUSA, saying it's off limits to criticize "her family." Meaning the people in that org who are looking more and more crooked every day.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (+TZWS)

210 199 Nonstop is right. She has a podcast where she bitches and complains, she goes on talk shows, more bitching and complaining, writes books - same subject. Now we learn that she and Barack go to marriage counseling where she no doubt lets him have it. This is all she does, articulates her pain nonstop. Someone needs to tell her to STFU.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 07:14 PM (65zXR)

Big Mike is one of the most jealous people on earth.

Stapled dick-to-shriveled-dick with King Barry, and he pays more attention to Oprah, ValJar, and Larry Sinclair.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (6Uni8)

211 With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)


In this place, that means learing to close your tags.

Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (gKDq2)

212 >>Sorry, but that is me. Do you not see all the Shiba Inu posts in the cafe?


She has a point.

I have been trying to get ace to appreciate Tweaker Geographic...to no avail

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (ZcsJV)

213 Evergreen Orders 23 New Containerships in $1.47 Billion Fleet Expansion

The seven 5,900 TEU vessels from Jiangsu New Yangzi Shipbuilding and sixteen 3,100 TEU vessels from CSSC Huangpu Wenchong Shipbuilding will all be built in China.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (/bEIA)

214 Sorry, but that is me. Do you not see all the Shiba Inu posts in the cafe?
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:16 PM


Piper wears Crocs, rides a Vespa, and installs shelving as a hobby?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

215 201 I have noticed less traffic on the road, more "for rent" and "for lease" signs around and about, less little brown fellas squatting in the Home Depot parking lot and less shade ball taco trucks peddling their hot mess they call food to the masses.

in addition to that, the brown folks across the street have a lot fewer loud parties.

Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (sGtp+)

216 I'll admit I watch Leguizamo when I get the chance.

Specifically in reruns of The Happening where he ends himself in the street after breathing tree gas. Can't stop grinning.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 28, 2026 07:18 PM (/HDaX)

217
Leguizamo


He was in The Lincoln Lawyer and The Menu, where he was typecast as a down on his luck reality TV show host, who happened to specialize in foodie topics.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:18 PM (xG4kz)

218 We need New Hollywood.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK)

219 And it’s at a moment like this where we actually need leadership from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and it’s something that we never get from this president.

That is a bat scat insane statement. Where was this retard during the reign of [p]Resident Otto Pen?

With the exception of DOJ, this country hasn't seen a greater bench of Department Secretaries, Senior Staffers and of course GEOTUS and VP.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 07:18 PM (a4flb)

220 You may not be able to.

I, however, am free to call out the Retards among the Horde.
It's outlined in my contract.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:11 PM (ZcsJV)

I rate this fake but accurate.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:18 PM (+TZWS)

221 Leguizamo ?? was he a swimmer or something ?

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK)

222 That Pretti shoot was all kinds of fuckery.

But let's not pretend Pretti didn't have agency.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (krQz2)

223 In this place, that means learing to close your tags.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM


If only there were a Quality Center to obtain that power.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

224 That Pretti shoot was all kinds of fuckery.

But let's not pretend Pretti didn't have agency.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM


A scrum of people with guns is an invitation to bad things.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (jc0TO)

225 Say "architecture" again, Candace! Say it three times...really fast, and maybe Mrs. Macron will pull down her panties! Maybe Charlie loved you after all, the mostest, vs asking you to leave! NUTZ!

I wonder if some of the podcast morons who listen are doing it out of curiosity. Like roadkill. You try not to look, tell yourself, "No,no,no." But out of your perpheral vision there it is!

And people pay to hear her insanity, which makes it wilder!

I should get a podcast and make millions, too! Saying CO is batsh#t crazy and maybe has the fruit bat virus from India. Which I am guessing is not as bad as EBOLA, but don't know.

When Obungo said he was going to haul in retired nurses for EBOLA, I wrote to Tallahassee to find out how I could retire retire retire kaput forever. I had to write them a letter that I "voluntarily" retire, please! I did not add due to EBOLA and Obola and not wanting to bleed out of every orifice.

Vs the murder nurses who are going for the involuntary type...that is normally reserved for druggies or murder real nurses...which they publically brag to wanna be.

Here I was at home, thinking I had retired, and found out otherwise! I said NO!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 07:20 PM (WONhk)

226 I have noticed less traffic on the road, more "for rent" and "for lease" signs around and about, less little brown fellas squatting in the Home Depot parking lot and less shade ball taco trucks peddling their hot mess they call food to the masses.
Don't Let The Burrito Hit You On The Way Out

My brother passed away last February and left me as his executor (don't ever do it). He has a lot of properties in a hard scrabble part of town, renting mostly to illegals. Selling the properties has not been as brisk as I would have expected.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2026 07:20 PM (cxFcK)

227 Evergreen Marine Corporation (Taiwan) Ltd. ...is a Taiwanese container transportation and shipping company that is headquartered in...Taiwan.... over 150 container ships, it is part of the Evergreen Group conglomerate of transportation firms and associated companies.

... is the seventh-largest company in the shipping industry.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 07:21 PM (/bEIA)

228 222 That Pretti shoot was all kinds of fuckery.

But let's not pretend Pretti didn't have agency.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (krQz2)

I've been watching a lot of bodycam videos (in general) lately, and there's been a whole lot of fuckery, but at the same time, people need to be more aware of how much fuckery could happen and not do anything to escalate.

Fair or not, it's just the reality of tense situations like that.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:21 PM (6Uni8)

229 By doctoring his picture, the Lefties showed they think Pretti was Ugli.

(Duck, and cover.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:21 PM (AlhUl)

230 He was in The Lincoln Lawyer and The Menu, where he was typecast as a down on his luck reality TV show host, who happened to specialize in foodie topics.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:18 PM (xG4kz)

He was Luigi in the Mario Brothers movie. Where Bob Hoskins was Mario, and Dennis Hopper was Bowser.

So it goes without saying, Leguizamo was NOT the worst casting decision of that film.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:22 PM (+TZWS)

231 A scrum of people with guns is an invitation to bad things.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (jc0TO)
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Indeed.

But also, let's not pretend run-of-the-mill cops don't fuck up because they are so well-trained.

Right, gun-in-the-john Byrd?

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:22 PM (krQz2)

232 Pretti was pretty dreamy in that photo.

*sigh*

Posted by: AFWLs at January 28, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

233 In Summer of Sam, Leguizamo was mean to Mira Sorvino, who was adorable.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:23 PM (AlhUl)

234 On a scale of zero to Ashli Babbitt, how would you rate the amount of LEO culpability in the Pretti shooting?

Posted by: Wally at January 28, 2026 07:23 PM (DEw/K)

235 Nood. Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

236 >>I've been watching a lot of bodycam videos (in general) lately, and there's been a whole lot of fuckery, but at the same time, people need to be more aware of how much fuckery could happen and not do anything to escalate.


Chris Rock said that best.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 07:23 PM (ZcsJV)

237 He was Luigi in the Mario Brothers movie. Where Bob Hoskins was Mario, and Dennis Hopper was Bowser.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:22 PM (+TZWS)
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Dennis Hopper with a little theater make-up was supposed to be a "Koopa".

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (krQz2)

238 I have been watching some of videos of traffic violation stops. There are some really nutcase scary people out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (0KSrI)

239 The Macrons asked Trump to call and ask her to stop talking about it.
Posted by: BurtTC


Lol. Lmao, even.

Eurozone peeps never have understood America.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (a+4eV)

240
Now, you can say she doesn't need to prove anything. Fine. But these accusations did not start with Candace Owens. They've been there for decades.

I remember when Trump was saying Obama was born in Kenya, and that his birth certificate is fake. Everyone here thought it was a fantastic thing to do, to question the validity of politicians with mysterious pasts.

I'm not sure why anyone would consider the Macrons off limits.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026

I am not everyone, let’s start there. I just called her predatory, obviously not off limits. I am just saying our accusations should be grounded in reality, and I don’t even know why it matters? But, remember,
my mother was a French immigrant. We literally just sold the Paris house. Brigette is a woman. Her children look just like her, especially Tiphaine Auzière. Also, look at her arms, those are not man arms. She looks like a severely underweight, sadly chasing youth, old lady because she was a predator and she married the man her daughter had a crush on. That is your scandal, if you want a French scandal so desperately.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (Wmg4n)

241 Alls I know is the two so far are Pretti and Goode.

If the third dead "protester" is named Shootin, we know this world is a simulation.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:25 PM (+TZWS)

242 The shit hit the fan in Minnesota when they started zeroing in on NGOs, funding pipelines to the Democrats, and rampant fraud. That's when the Mob Switch got thrown again.

Posted by: MartynWW at January 28, 2026 07:25 PM (M9zxq)

243 238 I have been watching some of videos of traffic violation stops. There are some really nutcase scary people out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (0KSrI)

The craziest ones are always when someone had a dead body in the car.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:25 PM (6Uni8)

244 Michelle 0bama and Forest Whitaker

separated at birth?

https://tinyurl.com/2nb6x3vz

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 07:26 PM (ZxPkt)

245 Someone needs to tell her to STFU.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 07:14 PM (65zXR

........................................
Little Barky says to tell you if you had to face those chompers with that underbite, you'd do whatever the beetch said. He's afraid of her. She can go pit bull in a half a second if she's not real drunk and stoned. Plus he's on the pale side and she hates white peoples.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 07:26 PM (WONhk)

246 Nolte: John Leguizamo Wants ICE Supporters to Stop Watching His Movies

Breitbart:
https://is.gd/1C1AHC

No worries, John. I stopped watching your shit long ago.
Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (8mulE)

How can{/i} I stop watching this deranged faggot's movies if I never started in the first place?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 07:26 PM (8zz6B)

247
Molly Ringwald


There are just so many towering intellects on the left whose opinions I am free to ignore.

Has Molly returned her earnings from the John Hughes movies in which she starred because they were so retrograde in their beliefs and practices?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:26 PM (xG4kz)

248 I've been spending way too much time on the internet, so I'm going to say, anyone could have a pair of giant tits for under $70 on Amazon.

Oh great, a new drawing prize at the next TxMoMe.

How appropriate.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 07:27 PM (a4flb)

249 Dennis Hopper with a little theater make-up was supposed to be a "Koopa".
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (krQz2)

No, he was Bowser! The Koopa were some weird dino-human hybrid.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2026 07:27 PM (+TZWS)

250 202 because she isn't towing the line.
----
Toeing the line.
Posted by: toby928(c)

How about draggin'?

posted by: Tommy James and the Shondells at January 28, 2026 07:15 PM (i2oLt)
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"Toe your mark, get set, go!"

Posted by: javems at January 28, 2026 07:28 PM (Njbvu)

251 Michelle 0bama and Forest Whitaker
separated at birth?
https://tinyurl.com/2nb6x3vz
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 07:26 PM (ZxPkt)

Yes!

Posted by: General Urko, Chief Of Security Central City at January 28, 2026 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

252 On a scale of zero to Ashli Babbitt, how would you rate the amount of LEO culpability in the Pretti shooting?
Posted by: Wally at January 28, 2026 07:23 PM (DEw/K)
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Babbitt didn't have a weapon. Was not engaged with Byrd. Byrd was not reasonably in fear of his life. And it was a head shot.

Night and Day.

But had the ICE idiot not gone over and gave some women playground shoves, which did nothing to clear them from in front of the car, if the deal was they were blocking traffic, Pretti wouldn't have had the opportunity to intervene. But once he intervened they started beating on him. Took his gun.

The worst part, that gets the shooting above a 4 in comparison to Babbitt, was shooting him on the ground 6 times.

So 45% of a Byrd.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:29 PM (krQz2)

253 Molly Ringwald was in Pretty in Pink. I liked it. So I guess I have to listen to her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 07:29 PM (IDEQi)

254 I don’t even remember who John Leguizamo was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 07:30 PM (uL2gq)

255 Pramila Jayapal

Just when you thought Seattle voters couldn't elect someone worse than Jim McDermott ...
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 28, 2026 06:42 PM (pE12i)

One rancid curry dish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 07:30 PM (8zz6B)

256 I don’t even remember who John Leguizamo was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 07:30 PM (uL2gq)
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You're 10 years ahead.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2026 07:31 PM (krQz2)

257 255 One rancid curry dish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 07:30 PM (8zz6B)

Thai Curry > Hindubabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Curry.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:32 PM (6Uni8)

258 175 Wasn't Spain (Iberia, actually) conquered by Visigoths after the fall of the Western Empire? Who then reconquered it from the unclean followers of Mahound. They were Aryans.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 07:09 PM (AlhUl)

Couldn't say. But the point remains, they hate themselves for being brown.
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM (6Uni

The Goths were Germanic, originating in the Baltics or Sweden before moving to the Black Sea coast and from there towards the Med. They weren't Aryan, who were from the hilly areas NW of India. They did settle in Gaul and Spain after the fall of Rome and were soon pushed entirely into Spain. The Vandals had been there before but moved into North Africa. Muslims did not exist at this point for centuries more.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 07:34 PM (8avO+)

259 Molly Ringwald was in Pretty in Pink. I liked it. So I guess I have to listen to her
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 07:29 PM (IDEQi)

Only if she's reading a script by a decent writer.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 07:34 PM (8avO+)

260 243 238 I have been watching some of videos of traffic violation stops. There are some really nutcase scary people out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:24 PM (0KSrI)

...........................................

My husband watches those. His favorite are the ones who claim to be "soverign citizens."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 07:35 PM (WONhk)

261 @RedWave_Press
·
1h
WOW: Defense attorneys for Tyler Robinson, the man charged with the September 10 ass*ssination of Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk, are filing motions to BLOCK prosecutors from introducing video footage of the murder at an upcoming February hearing in Utah.

Their argument? The video is "graphic and likely highly disturbing" and could prejudice jurors or taint the process.

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 07:41 PM (ZxPkt)

262 I don't see any commercials offering to help taco eaters stay here in the land of milk and honey and little tubs of Ranch Buttermilk Dip or drink.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 07:49 PM (EyfuW)

263 Rise of the Trans Cat.

I tried to warn you guys SMH but you didn't listen

"Trask Actual this is Fen, Sit Rep over"

"skkkkkktttttch"

"Fen this Trask Actual, send it"

"Launch all Sentinels, I say again, Launch all Sentinels"

...if only.. you had ...listened

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 07:58 PM (ciYHQ)

264 Babbitt didn't have a weapon. Was not engaged with Byrd. Byrd was not reasonably in fear of his life. And it was a head shot."

shot her from behind

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 08:02 PM (ciYHQ)

265 Because they have to be working with a declared enemy.



Where does it say that?
"Declared Enemy"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 28, 2026 08:10 PM (/lPRQ)

266 I, however, am free to call out the Retards among the Horde. It's outlined in my contract.
Posted by: garrett

Can you upgrade my Retard Rating? I've been working really hard on my inane comments and segueing threads off the rails and over the cliff. You know, the same one that Coyote is always falling off? No, the other one.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 08:11 PM (ciYHQ)

267 Candace Owens is also stupider than a box of rocks.

She tweeted that she didn't understand why the ice from the recent storm wasn't melting even though it was 30 degrees F.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 08:17 PM (Zv8bq)

268 Moochelle, Big Mike!

Did not watch. Ditto, Candace.

Love the Color Revolution stuff. Exactly the phrasing in Danny Ortega’s restoration in Nicaragua, My wife’s home country.

I don’t care for Danny. Not one bit.

Posted by: Henry at January 28, 2026 08:18 PM (tWkg3)

269 Candice has some severe mental health issues. She needs to be in a locked mental ward. With Tucker.

Posted by: epador at January 28, 2026 08:22 PM (TRnzq)

270 Candace Owens is batshit crazy, a solid Rule #1 violation.

As far as the 'color revolution' goes, it is only happening in the blue states and bluest cities, that dog don't hunt around here and will in fact cause serious emotional and physical damage to it's practitioners.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 28, 2026 08:45 PM (/HRQ5)

271 Czechoslovakia was savable until February, 1948. We didn't even try. We had an empty embassy in Prague.
The first post-war elections the Communists did very well, the best they ever did in an honest election anywhere, because the Czechs hated the Western Powers for the betrayal at Munich. But that shifted very quickly. The Czechs took Marshall Plan aid. CIA should have been in there instead of Italy, where we were not really needed. Of course, the CIA was learning as it went about how to rig other countries' elections. No more sophisticated than literal suitcases of cash being handed out.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 09:18 PM (R86kT)

272 because she isn't towing the line.

Toeing the line.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM

I tow the line.


Posted by: Tuggy The Tugboat at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM

I walk the line.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 28, 2026 11:24 PM (P5BPp)

273 because she isn't towing the line.

Toeing the line.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:49 PM

I tow the line.

Posted by: Tuggy The Tugboat at January 28, 2026 07:10 PM

I walk the line.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 28, 2026 11:24 PM


Chandler Bing: I was totally over the line.

Joey Tribbiani: Over the line? You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is dot to you!

YouTube: https://bit.ly/4qbortx

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 28, 2026 11:28 PM (P5BPp)

FAFO: Violent Lunatic Women Making Death Threats, Plotting the Poisoning of ICE Agents, and Spitting at ICE Agents Are Getting Fired and Arrested

The VCU nurse who urged people to...

1, find ICE agents on dating apps and then poison them with laxatives

2, threaten ICE agents with needles -- filled with saline, she says -- so that protesters can scare them by thinking they'll be infected with a disease or harmed by a poison

3, use a paralytic agent on ICE agents

...has now been fired.

nursefired.jpg

LibsofTikTok isn't content. She wants her nursing license pulled.

A West Virginia AWFL had solicited assassins to murder Trump.

She has now been arrested.

The Jackson County Sheriff's Department in West Virginia announced Sunday evening that a librarian was under arrest after she posted videos seeking to recruit assassins targeting President Donald Trump.

Morgan L. Morrow of Ripley, West Virginia, was charged with one count of making a terroristic threat, the agency posted on its Facebook page. The arrest was announced at 9:31 p.m. Eastern time, hours after Libs of TikTok posted the videos on X earlier Sunday evening.


"Following a detailed evening investigation by deputies and the Jackson County [Bureau] of Investigations, Morgan L. Morrow, age 39 of Ripley, has been detained, arrested, and transported to [South Central Regional Jail] following a social media recruitment of individuals to pursue and assassinate President Trump," the agency's post, signed by Jackson County Sheriff RH Mellinger, said. "Further details will be released as we continue to compile facts and further the investigation. Morrow is charged with one count of TERRORISTIC THREATS."

...

The video, which featured a caption saying, "Surely a sniper with a terminal illness cannot be a big ask out of 343 million," apparently was posted on Morrow's Instagram, and comments showed others proposing the assassinations of White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller as well as tech CEO Larry Ellison and Silicon Valley entrepreneur Peter Thiel.

The ob/gyn nurse who wished for Karoline Leavitt to be torn open while giving birth has had her nursing license cancelled by Florida:


Remember the inbred Somali woman who spat at ICE agents and then began making false claims about being beaten and "kidnapped" by ICE to avoid prosecution for assault?

Well, this inbred retard did not avoid prosecution.

By the way: Here's the Cultural Enrichment she is bringing to us all.


Soros prosecutor Larry Krasner says he will "hunt down" ICE agents like Nazis:

The Party of Smart People:

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM




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1 First

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 05:22 PM (QVmho)

2 Oy!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 28, 2026 05:22 PM (/HDaX)

3 These people aren't that smart.

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2026 05:23 PM (SwyyQ)

4 Just how many nurses are in on this? Generally speaking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 05:25 PM (jtM2q)

5 Women have lost their ever-loving minds.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:25 PM (3BwY8)

6 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE IN A MARVEL MOVIE OR NETFLIX SERIES.
#BADAZZGIRLBOSSFAIL

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (Hkcdp)

7 Prometheus.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (Kt19C)

8 Toxic Femininity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (ls2v0)

9 9th

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (GD2xa)

10 First they came for the TDS-infected AWFL's . . . . and I laughed my ass off, because they deserve to be carted off by train to reeducation centers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (dK+Kv)

11 Nooded.

Posted by: Dad of Six at January 28, 2026 05:27 PM (6C9SW)

12 That Somali broad looks like she has the IQ of a rutabaga.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (3BwY8)

13 Bananas and rice sounds like something you eat when you only have bananas and rice.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

14
Just how many nurses are in on this? Generally speaking.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 05:25 PM (jtM2q)



Just the ones that will jump on your penis at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (y9nCu)

15 WTF? I was told all these nurses are selfless heroes.

Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (GUOwU)

16 I myself prefer peanut butter and candy corn.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

17 ACE -

video of a previous Pretti's encounter with ICE - spitting at officers, kicking the tail light out of an ICE-rented vehicle - about 2 weeks ago - from the BBC!

https://tinyurl.com/3adkvyaj

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (5rh/l)

18 That is a LOT of wishful thinking on librarian's part to wear a 4X skeleton shirt

Posted by: barbarausa at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (enw9G)

19 A West Virginia AWFL had solicited assassins to murder Trump.

She has now been arrested.



West Virginia is Trump Country. She chose ... poorly.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (jc0TO)

20 Just the ones that will jump on your penis at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (y9nCu)
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So like, most of 'em? Because in my experience trying to get a nurse to jump on your penis is like fishing with dynamite.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (3BwY8)

21 This cartoon makes a lot more sense now:

tinyurl.com/bp7bxupc

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be a comforting mom at January 28, 2026 05:30 PM (Wt5PA)

22 The old man diet for me is copious cups of coffee and saltines, maybe some burnt toast for flavor.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:30 PM (ehY6c)

23 Important to note, the paralytic that nurse was threatening to use also paralyzes *breathing*. She was threatening actual murder, just in not so many words.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2026 05:30 PM (lFFaq)

24 I had bananas and rice for breakfast and my brain locked up because there was no bacon. These imbeciles need to be deported.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (oT7pT)

25 Jeebus Somali’s are freakshows.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (/5hjZ)

26 Most stupid people think that all nurses and docs are like the ones they see on TV...smart, good looking and heroes. The truth is there are a lot of nutjobs, butchers and sex freaks who use their medical positions for access to prey on their victims.

Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D. at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (R/m4+)

27 Ayaan Hirsi Ali has a new article at The American Mind about Somali clan culture that is worth checking out.

americanmind.org/salvo/minnesotas-post-assimilation-reality/

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (CNl8/)

28 Removing them from Virginia roles is not enough. There has to be some federal felony they can be charged with - something that sticks to their record and prevents them from moving state and working in that field again.

I am not after jail time or even fines, just something that every employer can see and know that the person is psycho.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)

29 "Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice"

So are some percentage of the people out there not figuratively NPCs but...literal ones?

I understand speaking in public can be stressful and some people are bad at it but this stands out as something a thinking human being would be unlikely to say

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)

30 WTF? I was told all these nurses are selfless heroes.
Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (GUOwU)

All they wanna do is dance dance dance.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (g8Ew8)

31 We will kill you all MAGA scum. Please don't take my license or throw me in jail. Not one has ever experienced consequences

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (IDEQi)

32 last time I saw my doctor, a nurse complimented me on my MAGA hat. But we voted 72% for Trump in this county.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (vbXSk)

33 Speaking of psycho....

That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)

34 Some jobs just seem to attract people with God complexes. Dark, evil, angry Gods.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

35 This happened in 2023 when Biden was president.

Thank you, Lord, for stupid enemies.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (Fs0KI)

36 Get Lexie’s video filters!

Posted by: Henry at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (tWkg3)

37 Someone said in a previous thread that the Virginia nurse had her license pulled but that is incorrect. The Virginia department of health professions indicates she is still licensed and no emergency suspension or anything appears on her profile. If they have any sense whatsoever they will issue an emergency suspension and then open a disciplinary proceeding to revoke her license.

Posted by: Get that psycho out of the profession at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (TbWk/)

38 I myself prefer peanut butter and candy corn.
Posted by: fd

I'm more of a Spam guy.

There's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Spam; egg bacon and Spam; egg bacon sausage and Spam; Spam bacon sausage and Spam; Spam egg Spam Spam bacon and Spam; Spam sausage Spam Spam bacon Spam tomato and Spam...

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (cYBz/)

39 I married an OR nurse. She had long guns with scopes and I am always aware of that important fact. She might boil the rabbit; married 33 years.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM (ehY6c)

40 I have 1 sticker on my truck. It is not MAGA.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM (pDt9x)

41 > Just the ones that will jump on your penis at the drop of a hat.
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What, specifically are we talking about here?

Posted by: Horney 17 Year Old Boy at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM (jtM2q)

42 I have 1 sticker on my truck. It is not MAGA.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM



"From My Cold Dead Hands"

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (jc0TO)

43 Maybe the nurse who worked at Baptist Health should have been more aware of their mission statement before she stupidly and violently sounded off:

The mission of Baptist Health is to improve the health and well-being of individuals, and to promote the
sanctity and preservation of life, in the communities we serve. Baptist Health is a faith-based
organization guided by the spirit of Jesus Christ and the Judeo-Christian ethic.
We are committed to maintaining the highest standards of clinical and service excellence, rooted in the
utmost integrity and moral practice. Consistent with its spiritual foundation, Baptist Health is dedicated
to providing high-quality, cost-effective, compassionate healthcare services to all, regardless of religion,
creed, race or national origin, including, as permitted by its resources, charity care to those in ne

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (Bw1/o)

44 They did the same thing with a "kids in cages" picture during Trump's first term that ended up being from the Obama years.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (CNl8/)

45 Dude - democrats are totally the party of the caring, sincere, intelligent folk. I say let this shtshow continue full force. Congressional GOPers should be holding pressers pointing out how their ilk across the aisle are not publicly denouncing. Isn't that how this is played under their rules?

Posted by: Enzo Moresi at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (hyQrc)

46 The rotund book guardian fucked up....Boasberg would let her go if she had no guns...

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (MUJd1)

47 and arianna grande licks doughnuts; and tim waltz isn't retarded, and molly ringwald sez trump's a fascist...sorry-don't care...

Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (eyOo6)

48 See, I really like my truck.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (pDt9x)

49 Rice and bananas. Bananas and rice.

Posted by: Dave Ramses at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (4iXyU)

50 Bananas and rice sounds like something you eat when you only have bananas and rice.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)


Bananas, rice, apple sauce and tomatoes are suggested when you suffer from massive diarrhea, like from living in the tropics.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (rbvCR)

51 See? Sometimes we just have to wait a bit for the FO phase to kick in.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (XPM1I)

52 Bananas and rice sounds like something you eat when you only have bananas and rice.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)


The goats are for fucking.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (ExV1e)

53 Glad to see some of these evil maggotspawn get punished. Here's hoping more get what they deserve. The news every day is a mess at times but I am very thankful Trump is our President. I cannot imagine, and don't want to do so, if Kamitoes and Retard were in power. Or worse, Killary. :shudders:

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (Q0yOR)

54 There's a story at the NY Post about a Washington state teacher, 26;, married and good looking, who had an affair with a 17 year old student. The teachers and nurses are out of their minds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (IDEQi)

55 That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)

Sucking dicks.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (g8Ew8)

56 We doing food again?

I didn't have banananas in the house, but I made crepe and used good old New Jersey blueberries (that is where they come from IIRC) and gosh was it good. crepe, whipped cream, and blueberries with a little sugar.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (HErWb)

57 "I can fix Lexi Lawler."

- FL Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (/2KcO)

58 Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh..

So, not American. Well, off you go.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (mlg/3)

59 BANANAS AND RICE IS WHAT YOU FEED AN INFANT OR TODDLER.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (Hkcdp)

60 Why doesn’t this stormcunt do all those things herself? Why must it always be other people who commit crimes on her behalf? This rancid bitch can poison ICE agents. So go do it, Miss Stronk Empowered Girlboss!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (ILvsn)

61 55 That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)

Sucking dicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops

------------
That explains a lot of women then.

But how do you explain my wife?

(i kid, i kid.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (HErWb)

62 I misremembered the Virginia nurse revocation. My bad.
At 76 the brain jus' don't work too good. Maybe another coffee will do the trick.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ehY6c)

63 Amazon just delivered a new fleece house robe that Mrs928 bought for me. Hooded, black, and down to my ankles. I look like a grim reaper in it.

Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)

64 Next, pass out free bombvests.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (EyfuW)

65 When will Trump's war against free speech end?!

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (YwEeS)

66 So much finding out, it warms my little black heart.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (ftFVW)

67 "Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in government custody.

She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care."


But hey, abortion is a right.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

68 Guess wraring your Cultural Marxism on your sleeve isn't very smart.
Trying to go out Leftist more than others

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (Ia/+0)

69 55 That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)

Sucking dicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (g8Ew
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man this is ripe for a Yo Mama joke but I'm not trying to be mean you. lol.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (3BwY8)

70 moar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (xcxpd)

71 BREAKING: Bananas and rice Somali girl arrested for allegedly assaulting law enforcement

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She looks like the love child of #DrunkDonLeMon and Lori Lightfoot, with half of their mean IQ.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (mxcAE)

72 mean to you*

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (3BwY8)

73 model citizen ?

from AZ_Intel
"January 13 - Footage shows a man who appears to be Alex Jeffrey Pretti with a gun in his waistband, spitting on and attacking federal law enforcement officers, and kicking the taillight of their vehicle.

https://tinyurl.com/bdz8myd4

tell me again about this wonderful human being. he looks and acts like a psychopath there...

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (g47mK)

74 I had a lot of nursing students at the community college where I taught nursing calculations. I would attend the pinning ceremonies. They recited the Hippocratic oath as part of the event.

I hope they still do.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (FMtrg)

75 33 Speaking of psycho....

That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob
======
People that are in the darkness without the Lord in their life. Ones without self control end up in jails or prisons, ones with self control end up in Hell when they die if not reconciled with Christ.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)

76 Next person to use the word Reform gets a night in the box

Posted by: Strother Martin, wearing aviators of course at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (Hx0tZ)

77 63 Amazon just delivered a new fleece house robe that Mrs928 bought for me. Hooded, black, and down to my ankles. I look like a grim reaper in it.

Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)

I kinda want one now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (xcxpd)

78 64 Next, pass out free bombvests.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (EyfuW)

I would say “ soon” but we don’t have afterlife promises for murder, especially for the godless commie types.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (pDt9x)

79 63 Now you need a scythe.

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (Q0yOR)

80 Bananas, rice, apple sauce and tomatoes are suggested when you suffer from massive diarrhea, like from living in the tropics.
Posted by: Kindltot


B.R.A.T. the T is for toast, not tomatoes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (mlg/3)

81 Arrest that AG. Hunt down is pretty much the violent language that promotes violent actions against federal law enforcement. Insurrectiony even.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

82 Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)

Odd you'd get it so quickly since Sweeney just launched her lingere line the other day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

83 Amazon just delivered a new fleece house robe that Mrs928 bought for me. Hooded, black, and down to my ankles. I look like a grim reaper in it.

Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)

Sounds like a Huggie.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (g8Ew8)

84 75 Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)

Eh, his political hatred was his reason for existence....the left conflates politics and religion and probably has for centuries....

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (MUJd1)

85 There's a story at the NY Post about a Washington state teacher, 26;, married and good looking, who had an affair with a 17 year old student. The teachers and nurses are out of their minds
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (IDEQi)

For far too long women have been excused from the consequences of their antisocial behavior, so it's not that surprising to see them doing pretty horrible things with no thought to ever facing repercussions.

Posted by: YAAAAASSSS SLAAAY KWEEN at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (TbWk/)

86 I have been informed here that no one ever gets arrested though and Pam Bondi needs to go.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (YwEeS)

87 "LibsofTikTok isn't content. She wants her nursing license pulled."

Agreed. This psychopathic behavior (even to the point of public announcement) excludes her from treating patients. She is clearly incapable of "doing no harm".

It wouldn't be imprudent to investigate if she has already killed someone. Her directive is abhorrent.

And the medical personnel who will not treat badged authorities of any flavor because they disagree with their politics should be suspended (without pay) or fired, too. Perhaps a period of rehab away from the profession is reasonable - say, a year or two - to get normalized is acceptable; but these are not caregivers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (gLikB)

88 Heh, mug shot on that Morgan L. Morrow is funny. She's got to be listing at about 280 lbs. And, she's wearing a sweatshirt with a life size skeleton screened on it.

IRONY!!!!!

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (dIske)

89 Let me know when someone like Larry Krasner gets arrested. Then I'll take this seriously.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (MZ+PY)

90 WTF? I was told all these nurses are selfless heroes.
Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (GUOwU)


Fool! Everyone knows teachers are the real heroes.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Hx0tZ)

91 Somalis do have some big shiny foreheads I have noticed.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (pDt9x)

92 She may look like she has the intellect of a rutabaga, but she has the attitude of a hour cat.
Ok, a retarded house cat.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Hkcdp)

93 Got willowed downstairs
Haven't had mail service since Saturday, roads were reasonably clear Monday morning

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)

94 Also, nursing is really big on the Six Rights of patients and this particular nurse has been promoting violating ALL of them.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (FMtrg)

95 83 Amazon just delivered a new fleece house robe that Mrs928 bought for me. Hooded, black, and down to my ankles. I look like a grim reaper in it.

Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)

Sounds like a Huggie.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (g8Ew

Snuggy. Huggies are diapers.

Posted by: Just a wee bit different at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (TbWk/)

96 I understand speaking in public can be stressful and some people are bad at it but this stands out as something a thinking human being would be unlikely to say

That Banana And Rice Somali Girl is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

97 Sounds like a Huggie.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (g8Ew

Snuggie?

Dammit, thats a better joke. Touche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)

98 hot alt librarian girl > fat ugly real librarian

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (xcxpd)

99 47 and arianna grande licks doughnuts; and tim waltz isn't retarded, and molly ringwald sez trump's a fascist...sorry-don't care...
Posted by: pahound
======
Molly Ringworm is a name I haven't heard in a while. Since after she dumped on John Hughes.

I assume her career is still at room temperature though because not much interest in aging teenage brat actresses.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)

100 If any soul hurts Miller, i'm a member of the black lotus kung fu tornado club, i will hunt you down and give cheap dog food to your dog or girlfriend.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (EyfuW)

101 Point of order -- Using the phrase "inbred retard" when referring to a Somali is redundant.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (XMwZJ)

102 My bad. Walmart

https://tinyurl.com/3vp9jktz

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (jc0TO)

103 Age of consent in Greenland is 15 years old

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (D+y54)

104 video of a previous Pretti's encounter with ICE - spitting at officers, kicking the tail light out of an ICE-rented vehicle - about 2 weeks ago - from the BBC!

If they'd taken him into custody then (and kept him in custody) it might have saved his life.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (Fs0KI)

105 Amazon just delivered a new fleece house robe that Mrs928 bought for me. Hooded, black, and down to my ankles.Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM

Please, for the love of pleasant bouquets, don't wear white clown-face with a beak nose with it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

106 Molly Ringwald is 57.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x)

107 Speaking of psycho....

That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)

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* In best Dana Carvey Church Lady voice *

"Could it be ... SATAN!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (CveCS)

108 It’s highly likely that a nursing license can’t be pulled without due process, which would require some kind of procedure or hearing. When the hospital said it complied with all reporting requirements, that probably meant it reported the incident to the licensing board.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (ILvsn)

109 Arianna Grande needs to just eat some doughnuts the last i saw her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

110 If they'd taken him into custody then (and kept him in custody) it might have saved his life.

===

oh, you believe in rehabilitation...

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (g47mK)

111 LOL the retard arrives to drop a non sequitur turd

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (YwEeS)

112 Just how many nurses are in on this? Generally speaking.

I'd have to guess, after the last six years, especially 2020-2021, the ones that are saying things are saying what a lot of them are thinking and not saying. The US didn't have the worst statistics from covid for no reason.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (//LQu)

113 104 video of a previous Pretti's encounter with ICE - spitting at officers, kicking the tail light out of an ICE-rented vehicle - about 2 weeks ago - from the BBC!

If they'd taken him into custody then (and kept him in custody) it might have saved his life.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (Fs0KI)

Nah, whenever he got out, he'd have kept trying. He needed more than a few days/weeks in jail.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (tOcjL)

114 Speaking of psycho....

That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)

Do you have a link?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (dK+Kv)

115 "Surely a sniper with a terminal illness cannot be a big ask out of 343 million,"

But I was just asking questions!

Help! I'm being oppressed!

Posted by: Librarian Morgan L. Morrow of Ripley, West Virginia at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (gLikB)

116 Molly Ringworm is a name I haven't heard in a while. Since after she dumped on John Hughes.

I assume her career is still at room temperature though because not much interest in aging teenage brat actresses.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)

All her problems are self-inflicted

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

117 Do you have a link?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (dK+Kv)

in my post @ 73

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (g47mK)

118 Ace, a huge thing is happening all over the country, and as far as I can tell, no one os covering it:

Starting yesterday, all of America's AWFULs are LARPing as Antifa revolutionaries.

Here's what happened: The call went out on the vast AWFUL social media network (originating from where I do nt yet know, or if it emerged organically) for all the white women "allies" to become runners/scouts for the Antifa ICE trackers. Millions of whistles (the same whistles used by Antifa) were instantly and mysteriously distributed to AFWL activsts coast-to-coast on the same day, and now they're distributing them to "every household in America" so that anytime any middle white liberal woman sees what she thinks is ICE activity, she's supposed to jump out of the car and start blowing on the whistle until Antifa arrives.

Don't ask me how I know (OK, it's because I know a lot of these AWFLs, and they're all talking about it excitedly). plus i've seen many posts on social media about it.

This is about to get real comical, real fast.

Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (se8lQ)

119 to me? the non-innsererction in minni=2x the deaths at the Capitol?

Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (eyOo6)

120 Thanks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (dK+Kv)

121 Age of consent in Greenland is 15 years old
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith

Go on. . . .

Posted by: Pervy Biden at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (cYBz/)

122 Eh, his political hatred was his reason for existence....the left conflates politics and religion and probably has for centuries....
Posted by: sven
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Stan always breaks his tools and this dude broke easier than most. People may not believe in evil but that is just fine with Stan because it just makes it easier to corrupt and destroy people in the darkness he brings.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)

123 106 Molly Ringwald is 57.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x)

So she had her 16 candles at least 3 times, closer to 4.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (9Ovst)

124 Amazon just delivered a new fleece house robe that Mrs928 bought for me. Hooded, black, and down to my ankles.Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM

Please, for the love of pleasant bouquets, don't wear white clown-face with a beak nose with it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

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lol

Who here has some Mad AI image skillzzzz?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (CveCS)

125 Malinda (appropriately spelled) was a CRNA? Nope, she still IS a CRNA licensed in VA apparently.

Posted by: epador at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (TRnzq)

126 Lord have mercy, what despicable people these folk are.

How tribal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (KfXOG)

127 I have been informed here that no one ever gets arrested though and Pam Bondi needs to go.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM


For a sporting man, that's the way to bet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

128 Ventured a guess earlier that Somalians I bet are not the cleanest people around
Not like they are use to washing every day

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Ia/+0)

129 nOtHinG hApPens~!

@SBA_Kelly
Today, SBA suspended 1,091 firms from the 8(a) Program – about a QUARTER of total program participants – after they refused to turn over basic financial documentation for our review. In total, the suspended firms received about $5 billion from the federal government from 2021-2024.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (mlg/3)

130 Snuggy. Huggies are diapers.
Posted by: Just a wee bit different at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (TbWk/)

Damn. No wonder I'm cold. But I am dry.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (g8Ew8)

131 The truth is there are a lot of nutjobs, butchers and sex freaks who use their medical positions for access to prey on their victims.
Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D


I'm told "Scrubs" was a documentary.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (a+4eV)

132 You what's amusing?

Searching for "bananas and rice" comes up with more links to the broad who spouted that shit than actual recipes that use... you know .... bananas and rice.

Those recipes I might add are for various digestive issues. Mostly.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (jtM2q)

133 This is about to get real comical, real fast.

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this is a great opportunity to make these cows do something really really stupid....

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:46 PM (g47mK)

134
Sucking dicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops

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That explains a lot of women then.

But how do you explain my wife?

(i kid, i kid.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (HErWb)

Who's gonna tell him?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Hx0tZ)

135 I've got such a boner to get rid of that GD ayatollah and his mullahs. That would be such an unthinkable win, I could die happy.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 05:47 PM (GD2xa)

136 Moooooo!

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:47 PM (g47mK)

137 Molly Ringwald is 57.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x)

So she had her 16 candles at least 3 times, closer to 4.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (9Ovst)

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I started counting my age in hexadecimal (20) on my 32nd birthday. I recently turned hex 40 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:47 PM (CveCS)

138 Malinda sounds like a malevolent being from The Lewis space trilogy, which I prefer to call the Ransom Trilogy.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (8CIFn)

139 That banana and rice girl is a real genius. That video makes me laugh each time I happen to run across it. Nice bandaid on the head, too. What a maroon.

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (Q0yOR)

140 This is about to get real comical, real fast.
Posted by: zombie

--

Crazy minivan whales

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (AO8jO)

141 Why do all ICE agents who have threatened and literally killed our neighbors still have jobs?

Yeah, this only ever goes one way. Where is all the media outrage over the people demanding ICE murder more immigrants? That's fine, but when people get justifiably angry at ICE , suddenly that's a national outrage we need to push to everyone's feeds

This is just like the people suggesting you run over BLM protesters for blocking the road. Some of them also lost their jobs.

Not really and didn’t Florida make that legal

I like how threatening to make a poison ivy concoction and spray it on ICE is wholly unacceptable. But ICE doing drive-by macings is just a reality we have to deal with.

I guess it comes down to whether you see ICE as still being legitimate after all the violations of constitutional rights, all the uses of excessive force, all the refusal of the federal government to have accountability for agents who break the law.

I don't see them as legitimate. I see them as the president's brownshirts.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ycI94)

142 this is a great opportunity to make these cows do something really really stupid....
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:46 PM


"Assume a spherical cow ... "

-- your Physics TA

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

143 As expected

@LeadingReport 13m
BREAKING: DOJ will not launch civil rights investigation in Alex Pretti k-lling, per MS Now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (mlg/3)

144 We have the vomit gun.

You need to know how to blow a whistle first.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (EyfuW)

145 In the new Pretti video (which is from a week or two before he was shot,) he is attacking an ICE SUV like a Rottweiler going after a mail truck.

He is also armed, and there is short take down after he breaks the taillight.

In Twitter, they are claiming that ICE was harassing a young family of citizens, in reality that SUV was just blocking traffic because they had an operation with a violent felon down the street and they did not want the public interfering or getting hurt.

But he goes after the SUV, while armed, he had to expect to be arrested, but they let him go. I think he was suicidal. I think when he was being held down and heard a discharge a couple days ago, he got up on his knees and reached back to get his gun because he wanted to kill ICE agents. (he did not realize the gun was already gone.) So how did his mind get so rotted. There has to be more to this story, like maybe his husband dumped him, or he had some major setback in life and decided to end it. I think.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (HErWb)

146 Bananas and rice are helpful when diarrhea is present. Doesn't help when you have shit for brains.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (0KSrI)

147 Sounds like 1,000 or so firms need 50,000 IRS agents making their lives miserable

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:49 PM (KfXOG)

148 It's sociopaths and retards all the way down...

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:49 PM (vOtXJ)

149 Health care facilities cannot afford to hire murderous and mentally ill staff.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 28, 2026 05:49 PM (8CIFn)

150 We need some serious studies to figure out what causes AWFLism.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (4uLDQ)

151
Do you have a link?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/
status/2016610715075809552?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (HErWb)

152 All her problems are self-inflicted
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Probably. All I can see is a sour aging actress that waits by a phone that never rings. Even her feeble attempts at Me Tooing John Hughes didn't get her parts or much attention.

It is kind of funny that a lot of formerly young actors or actress appearing in John Hughes films were on Psych. I think Ally Sheedy got a kick out of it as she was in several episodes as was Anthony Michael Hall.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (E4rtv)

153 White Coat hypertension takes on a new meaning now.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x)

154
I started counting my age in hexadecimal (20) on my 32nd birthday. I recently turned hex 40 ...
Posted by: ShainS

It would be metal AF if you called yourself Clutch and sang it in binary.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (QVmho)

155 Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (mlg/3)

I would take MS Now with a huge grain of salt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (Bw1/o)

156 Pretti was white, can't be any racism. Duh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (KfXOG)

157 That video of Preeti shows that he was a loon with no inhibitions against attacking cops. FAFO

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (IDEQi)

158 Bananas and rice sounds like something you eat when you only have bananas and rice.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

think of the zesty flavors!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (8avO+)

159 It would be metal AF if you called yourself Clutch and sang it in binary.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (QVmho)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (CveCS)

160 Bananas, rice, apple sauce and tomatoes are suggested when you suffer from massive diarrhea, like from living in the tropics.
Posted by: Kindltot

**********

BRATS diet for diarrhea. Being a Moron in good standing you got the B-R-A right, (you do know about the cup sizes, yes?)

...but T is for toast and S is for saltines.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 05:52 PM (qgHp7)

161 Why do all ICE agents who have threatened and literally killed our neighbors still have jobs?

-

If my neighbors are domestic terrorists I want them offed.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 05:52 PM (4uLDQ)

162 Hoo boy, zombie, interesting development!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Hkcdp)

163 Alex Pretti died doing what he love. That's nice.

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (go8bP)

164 I would take MS Now with a huge grain of salt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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That sounds like a laxative which is fitting for that network.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)

165 It's not normal to go around kicking SUVs, screaming and spitting ? You people...

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (g47mK)

166 156 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (KfXOG)

Well he was babyshit greenish....they Netflixed his ass tan....

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (MUJd1)

167 The part that always astonishes me - it is one thing to dislike Donald Trump. Even hate him. Despise him. Even go online and air these feelings. Although that is foolish.

It is quite another to threaten to kill people, online. Record yourself making a plan to kill trump and then post it. How delusional, and more importantly, how fucking narcissistic! You don't even stop a moment and think you might be committing some sort of crime.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (vOtXJ)

168 Pretti was white, can't be any racism. Duh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (KfXOG)

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I'm surprised The Left isn't calling us "Retardphobes" at this point ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (CveCS)

169 Literally LOL at the stupidity of putting out real threats on regular SM.

But I suppose these bints think its okay since the Demonrat Pols and the FNM tap dance around and hope their followers will get the message without them having the legal jeopardy of actually saying "Do this illegal thing"

Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (hhkIi)

170 163 Alex Pretti died doing what he love. That's nice.
Posted by: 496

People with no self control, native stupidity, and entitlement historically were removed from the gene pool in the past. It seems Mother Nature is putting chlorine in the genetic pool again after a long lapse.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (E4rtv)

171 People were pointingout that there are a lot of crazy nurses out there. Then I reminded them of the "Nurses of TikTok"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (+mUZM)

172 he had some major setback in life and decided to end it. I think.
Posted by: bob

I believe I read that he had just quit his job. So this thought tracks.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (WmF8p)

173 We will not win the war using facts with this crowd. The disassociation from truth is too strong.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (OoFl2)

174 That Somali woman talks like a retarded valley girl.

WTF would anyone ever give her one once of credibility?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (vOtXJ)

175 $33 million is a lot of dollars to feed starving somalian babies. WTF we can afford some goat meat on that budget.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (oT7pT)

176 Alex Pretti died doing what he love. That's nice.
Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM


Face down with a burly man on his ass.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (jc0TO)

177 ICE should bring canine units and then let them loose on whistle blowing retards (which was that Pretti character BTW). hear a whistle - ATTACK!

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (g47mK)

178 Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)

You're right; it does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (Bw1/o)

179 Don't ask me how I know (OK, it's because I know a lot of these AWFLs, and they're all talking about it excitedly). plus i've seen many posts on social media about it.

This is about to get real comical, real fast.
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (se8lQ)

The original Stanford riots used them to distract the patriots so their bike lock guys could hit from behind.

The one who got cold-cocked by a good dude learned a lesson she might remember.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)

180 It is quite another to threaten to kill people, online. Record yourself making a plan to kill trump and then post it. How delusional, and more importantly, how fucking narcissistic! You don't even stop a moment and think you might be committing some sort of crime.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (vOtXJ)

People should heed well this recognition of the level of intelligence of that 30% or so of the loyal opposition, the kill babies at an cost types.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv)

181 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)

182 165 It's not normal to go around kicking SUVs, screaming and spitting ? You people...
Posted by: runner
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Well, you have a point if you are referring to behavior of Hamas, Yemenese, or Somalians. He did behave like they do.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (E4rtv)

183 175 $33 million is a lot of dollars to feed starving somalian babies. WTF we can afford some goat meat on that budget.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

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Keep away from my goat! I Keeeeel you!

Posted by: mohamed at January 28, 2026 05:57 PM (HErWb)

184 They come from schools, and the teachers told them. Teachers knowingly taught slanted or false information.

for the party

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:57 PM (EyfuW)

185 177 ICE should bring canine units and then let them loose on whistle blowing retards (which was that Pretti character BTW). hear a whistle - ATTACK!
Posted by: runner
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With the cold, dousing them with a pressure washer would be most amusing. Environmentally friendly too. It would also wash their unwashed ass stench off the pavements and sidewalks.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (E4rtv)

186 It is quite another to threaten to kill people, online. Record yourself making a plan to kill trump and then post it. How delusional, and more importantly, how fucking narcissistic! You don't even stop a moment and think you might be committing some sort of crime.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January

They see politicians and celebrities do it all the time. They think they are the next viral thing, a ticket to fame and fortune. Or if they do get fired, they get a million dollar go fund me. It’s worked for a few, why not them?

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (OoFl2)

187 All the good nurses left with Covid. Most of the ones that remain are mental cases.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (abIsI)

188 My new philosophy is "embrace, ...and?" Still love "KISS" Embrace the power-

Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (eyOo6)

189 That Somali woman talks like a retarded valley girl.

WTF would anyone ever give her one once of credibility?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (vOtXJ)
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Wow. I just watched that 45 second clip. She says being Somali is like being bananas and rice about 4-5 times.

"You're gonna get what I mean."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (ESVrU)

190 Here's what happened: The call went out on the vast AWFUL social media network (originating from where I do nt yet know, or if it emerged organically) for all the white women "allies" to become runners/scouts for the Antifa ICE trackers. Millions of whistles (the same whistles used by Antifa) were instantly and mysteriously distributed to AFWL activsts coast-to-coast on the same day, and now they're distributing them to "every household in America" so that anytime any middle white liberal woman sees what she thinks is ICE activity, she's supposed to jump out of the car and start blowing on the whistle until Antifa arrives.

Don't ask me how I know (OK, it's because I know a lot of these AWFLs, and they're all talking about it excitedly). plus i've seen many posts on social media about it.

This is about to get real comical, real fast.

Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (se8lQ)

We should all get whistles and use them randomly. More noise than signal.

Maybe change your ring tone to a whistle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:59 PM (dK+Kv)

191 Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)


*sniffs*
*puts tape over USB port*

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)

192 186 Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (OoFl2)

Eh Boasberg just turned one loose and the grand jury no-billed her....

threatening DEMOCRATS is against the law, so long as you do not own a gun you are golden with Boasberg.

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:59 PM (MUJd1)

193 re Pretti - that previous incident by itself does not justify anything ICE did in their last incident with him (h@te on me if you want).

However, when crazies are effectively officially unleashed to harass armed law enforcement officers day after day, week after week, bad shit is going to happen. And it's not likely to happen to trained law enforcement officers acting in concert.

Walz and Frey and all the behind the curtains Antifa groups have the blood of Good and Pretti on their hands.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 06:00 PM (5rh/l)

194 Ace, a huge thing is happening all over the country, and as far as I can tell, no one os covering it:

Starting yesterday, all of America's AWFULs are LARPing as Antifa revolutionaries.

Here's what happened: The call went out on the vast AWFUL social media network (originating from where I do nt yet know, or if it emerged organically) for all the white women "allies" to become runners/scouts for the Antifa ICE trackers. Millions of whistles (the same whistles used by Antifa) were instantly and mysteriously distributed to AFWL activsts coast-to-coast on the same day, and now they're distributing them to "every household in America" so that anytime any middle white liberal woman sees what she thinks is ICE activity, she's supposed to jump out of the car and start blowing on the whistle until Antifa arrives...



I want to see these women hurt. Hurt badly. I have fucking had enough.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (C4BAC)

195 ICE should have a mounted cavalry squadron, about 100 men and lances

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)

196 We will not win the war using facts with this crowd. The disassociation from truth is too strong.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (OoFl2)


Need to start going after the media and isolating them, and showing what propagandists they truly are.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (2WIwB)

197 I guess next time I'm feeling a little "irregular" I should get onto Tinder and pretend to be an ICE agent.
We can order some food and I'll get a free poop, and then I'll sneak out so she pays for the meal and the lax too.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (gKWVE)

198 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM


If you wouldn't mind dropping by for a few hours, I could use some new interior decoration.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)

199 If a helicopter goes down in a nogo zone in a city, LA. Or what have you, would that make a good movie?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (EyfuW)

200 Sans culottes be crazy.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (N8ZBc)

201 ICE should have a mounted cavalry squadron, about 100 men and lances
Posted by: Skip


Here, put on these wings.

Posted by: Jan Sobieski at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (mlg/3)

202 Water cannons that dye the mobs neon green.

Remove all doubt on who's who.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (KfXOG)

203 196 Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (2WIwB)

I am old enough to remember when your lamp got heat for Pipewrench....

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (MUJd1)

204 ICE should have a mounted cavalry squadron, about 100 men and lances
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM


Hussar Wings would be an excellent accoutrement.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

205 All this over an unemployed male nurse. I don't get it.

Posted by: Mr. Jinx at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (qUkBO)

206 Walz and Frey and all the behind the curtains Antifa groups have the blood of Good and Pretti on their hands.


Arrest them. Arrest them all. I have fucking had enough. And it's about time for others - patriotic Americans - to have had enough. Fucking enough already.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (C4BAC)

207 Crazy minivan whales
----

You just gave me a flashback. Years ago, I was working with a guy on remodels. He asked if I wanted to go to Walmart with him to get paint. I went with him. We get to Walmart and I sit down on the bench while he is inside. When he comes back out, I tell him to not let me sit out front again. He asks why and I say: It's like watching sick whales coming and going in San Francisco Bay.

He almost dropped two paint cans as he was laughing so hard.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (7b9Rm)

208 Here, put on these wings.
Posted by: Jan Sobieski at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM


Smart Military Blog Commentator Mind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (0sNs1)

209 I don't remember Boasberg being elected Co-President

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

210 I smiled a little — okay, a lot — when the Pretti ugly faggot kicked the twilights on the ICE vehicle, and instead of ICE just driving away like he expected, they got out of the car and … beat his faggot ass.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ILvsn)

211 193 Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 06:00 PM (5rh/l)

You know it is like that time I needed to feel sweet oral gratification....so I hopped in the ocean and looked for a tiger shark to give me a bl*wjob.....

the shithead going armed creating armed confrontation with federal agents engaged in official duties absolutely has to do with outcomes....thanks.

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 06:04 PM (MUJd1)

212 re Pretti - that previous incident by itself does not justify anything ICE did in their last incident with him (h@te on me if you want).

However, when crazies are effectively officially unleashed to harass armed law enforcement officers day after day, week after week, bad shit is going to happen. And it's not likely to happen to trained law enforcement officers acting in concert.

Walz and Frey and all the behind the curtains Antifa groups have the blood of Good and Pretti on their hands.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 06:00 PM (5rh/l)

What happened to Pretti was entirely foreseeable and retarded.

I as big of an opponent of militarized policing as they come. But you want to go full retard and tussle with LE while you're armed, you deserve everything that comes from that, including cancelling your oxygen subscription.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (dK+Kv)

213 I'm from Buenos Aires and I say arrest them all!

Posted by: Johnny Rico at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (EES2L)

214 she's supposed to jump out of the car and start blowing on the whistle until Antifa arrives...

Sounds like something like keystone cop pre talky
skit except not with police, but with Women with whistles and Antifa. The Antifa people are just gonna hear a whistle and coming running out in a group from a local house?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (D+BhG)

215 Either they win or we do. I vote for us winning. This is starting to get existential.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (C4BAC)

216 8 Toxic Femininity.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (ls2v0)

But enough about Stephen Colbert…

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 28, 2026 06:06 PM (TTak+)

217 >FAFO: Violent Lunatic Women Making Death Threats, Plotting the Poisoning of ICE Agents, and Spitting at ICE Agents Are Getting Fired and Arrested
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these people seem to have missed that the political landscape changed in Nov '24

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ZxPkt)

218 Nip it. Nip it in the bud.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (yw3eV)

219 You guys really need to stop making fun of the Bananas and Rice woman. The healing qualities of those two foods is miraculous.

Less than a week ago he required a giant bandaid to accomodate a laceration on her forehead received at the hands of ICE. Her mugshot shows that the injury is not only 100% healed, but left no permanent scarring or mark on that rather voluminous forehead. Bananas and Rice for the win!!!!

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)

220 I want to see these women hurt. Hurt badly. I have fucking had enough.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (C4BAC)

Harsh words?

Unflattering photos?

No almond milk for their lattes?

What are we talking here?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (dK+Kv)

221 The Somalis are not a handsome people.

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (ZxPkt)

222 162 Hoo boy, zombie, interesting development!
Posted by: Lizzy


Actual thread on a local social media site from yesterday (various commenters) cut-and-pasted:

"Distributing the whistle kits this afternoon. Be prepared! DM for address."

"Yesss!"

"What are these for???"

"If you don't know then you must be ICE Get out."

"What are they for? ICE in our neighborhood kidnapping our friends, family and neighbors."

'I just assumed everyone has heard of the whistles thing today. It's for iCE."

"Thanks for asking. Whistles are bring used by all community members as a tool of resistance to alert, protect, and defend neighbors from ICE immigration enforcement. This is the "real-time alert system" to warn of agents in the area, allowing people to prepare for potential raids or avoid detection. It's very important."

"Update: I've already run out of whistles! Will be getting more in a few hours. This is spreading. Yay!"

etc.

Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (se8lQ)

223 213 I'm from Buenos Aires and I say arrest them all!

Posted by: Johnny Rico


Smooth!

Posted by: Rico Suave at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (Riz8t)

224 Pretti was a stupid paladin for the cause. The type that rushes in where angels fear to tread. Alas, unlike a game of D&D, Pretti has no chance for a re-roll or a god call to Marx.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:08 PM (KfXOG)

225 Jump out of your car to blow your whistle. Return to 4 flat tires

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:08 PM (0KSrI)

226
"Thanks for asking. Whistles are bring used by all community members as a tool of resistance to alert, protect, and defend neighbors from ICE immigration enforcement. This is the "real-time alert system" to warn of agents in the area, allowing people to prepare for potential raids or avoid detection. It's very important."

Neighbors..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (VE6XX)

227 "Thanks for asking. Whistles are bring used by all community members as a tool of resistance to alert, protect, and defend neighbors from ICE immigration enforcement. This is the "real-time alert system" to warn of agents in the area, allowing people to prepare for potential raids or avoid detection. It's very important."

"Update: I've already run out of whistles! Will be getting more in a few hours. This is spreading. Yay!"

etc.

Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (se8lQ)

I'm rolling up to construction sites and using my whistle ring tone.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (dK+Kv)

228 Shipping them all off to...oh, I don't know...Afghanistan. Or some other fucking shithole. Actually, Somalia gets my vote.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (C4BAC)

229 That Ripley librarian looks like she has packed a lot of hard living and cake into her 39 years.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (GPa4z)

230 Colbert wants to fuck ice? Only a man with no dick or balls would want to have sex with ice. It’s very very cold. Well, I guess he’s bored with all his gay tentacle porn, so he’s looking for the next thrill.

‘You know it ain’t easy, running out of thrills. You know it ain’t easy, when you don’t know what you want. WHAT DO YOU WANT?’

Colbert: “Ice my balls, please.”

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 06:10 PM (ILvsn)

231 I had a lot of nursing students at the community college where I taught nursing calculations. I would attend the pinning ceremonies. They recited the Hippocratic oath as part of the event.

I hope they still do.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (FMtrg)


Sadly, just words. Members of Congress swear to uphold the Constitution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 06:10 PM (ExV1e)

232 Bananas contain K40, a radioactive isotope.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 06:10 PM (N8ZBc)

233 Heh, zombie, this is going to keep illegals on edge. Can only imagine how often these AWFLs will be triggered by a random car with out of state or rental plates, or a cut and buff white dude in shades!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (Hkcdp)

234 198 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM

If you wouldn't mind dropping by for a few hours, I could use some new interior decoration.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)

https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw

Required watching for those facing the ass camera.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (1vYii)

235 The whistle thing is mostly about indoctrination.

They want to get people to publicly announce their position now while they are at a zenith.

It is a ritual -- you get people to do something in public, and it defines them forever. They want them to stand on the corner and blow the whistle as a way to solidify their current (distorted) feelings that ICE is evil.

Posted by: mohamed at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (HErWb)

236 Antifa always sends the women to the front of the line because they know men don’t want to hit women. This needs to change.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (+2+Bx)

237 Can't get the looney bins built fast enough. These people are just a step away from terrorism.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (E7+ue)

238 Hopefully there are some folk in these Signal, hey talk about Nazi history that name, groups putting in the databases the license plates of the Leftist agitators.

To quote 'Brazil' - Suspicion breeds confidence.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (KfXOG)

239 Umm I see a huge flaw in this AFWL whistle scam. Most of these Awfuls are not going to venture to the neighborhoods where ICE is probably operating in their Lexus and Audi SUVs. The ones that do are going to roll down their windows to whistle and then lock back up and drive unless they imagine the locals will leave them alone rather than taking their shit by force. Probably some are going to get injured and not just robbed if their "oh no I can't go there" instincts do not kick in.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (hhkIi)

240 'We Somalis saw what a great big rice bowl you Americans have, so we're sticking all our bananas into it.'

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (N8ZBc)

241 Caged Heat, 1974.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)

242 the "Constititution" gives you the right to "peacefully" protest-"Bueuller"?

Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (eyOo6)

243 Okay, every guy needs this

https://www.gunbroker.com/item/1152925503

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (jc0TO)

244 I'm starting to become a fan of de-naturalization. And of HUAC.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (C4BAC)

245 Harsh words?

Unflattering photos?

No almond milk for their lattes?

What are we talking here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (dK+Kv)

Bailiff? Whack her peepee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (1vYii)

246 What do you say when you're rescuing a worthy comment from the ignominious obscurity of a dead thread? Willow something? I'm still learning the shorthand around here. Anyway, this is a killer idea:

I think the administration should have a show on Newsmax or a podcast called "This Week in Fraud" and highlight all the billions they have discovered with a tally on screen. They could also keep a tally of indictments for same. Rand Paul could visit, Oz, Elon. It would be a blast.
Posted by: Random PJ at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (+jscL)

Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Sy6m/)

247 This ritual aspect is also true of demonstrations, protests, flags on social media, etc.


They want people to take a public stand -- to seperate themselves from "the world." Just like in a cult. They dress the same and renounce non-believers.

It has little to do with notifying the illegals that ICE is around, and it has everything to do with indoctrination of their cult members.

Posted by: mohamed at January 28, 2026 06:14 PM (HErWb)

248 These psychotic practitioners of bitchcraft should be shamed from all that is good and moral, forever. I thought I didn't trust medical professionals after covid but this is really on a whole other level of batshit insane.

Yay us, protecting child molesters and rapists.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:14 PM (AywZy)

249 That Ripley librarian looks like she has packed a lot of hard living and cake into her 39 years.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026


***
But mostly cake

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)

250 Whistles also make it to hear any verbal warnings from LEOs.

Another tactic to get people killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (KfXOG)

251 threaten ICE agents with needles -- filled with saline, she says -- so that protesters can scare them by thinking they'll be infected with a disease or harmed by a poison
-
I'm having a hard time thinking this strategy ends with anything other than a bullet riddled "protestor". Unlike Somalia's congressional representation, the ICE agents aren't in on the gag and have to respond rationally to the threat.

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (vSvIl)

252 oh crap.
Sock off

That indoctination stuff above is me.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (HErWb)

253 The oath of office for the US Congress is different from the Presidential oath:

(I have bolded the portions most frequently violated)

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.”

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (ZxPkt)

254 This remains an 80-20 issue and maybe the needle has moved even higher. I think that the louder the 20% scream and stomp their feet, along with the Hollywood drones who hide behind their own border walls and armed security, the more solid the 80% position becomes. Of course, we have the GOPe squishes that squirm and worm which is totally annoying but when aren't they?

Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

255 Err.

Hard to hear

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:16 PM (KfXOG)

256 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)

Mmmm. Yummy. Enjoy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 06:16 PM (g8Ew8)

257 Required watching for those facing the ass camera.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (1vYii)
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If you are facing the ass camera during the procedure, you need a new gastroenterologist.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ESVrU)

258 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:17 PM (KfXOG)

259 I don't get what she means...

Posted by: Fat Chinaman Behind Banana And Rice Girl at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (R/m4+)

260 256 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)

_________________

Now's a good time to go jogging.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (dIske)

261 221 The Somalis are not a handsome people.
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (ZxPkt)

They might have been at one time, but they keep humping their sisters and marrying their first cousins, and the inevitable occurs.

Proof positive that Islam is not a real religion. It is a death wish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (1vYii)

262 That whistling is actually the mating call of the Minnesota Shitbird. They arrive every January seeking a mate. The males mark their territory by taking an elaborate dump on the nearest vehicular windshield. They are much beloved by the denizens of Minneapolis. It's the City Bird!

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (rj6Yv)

263
Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner must have moved up to Big Boy Underoos.

Stunning and brave!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (xG4kz)

264 Petti probably thought he was still a young immortal

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

265 256 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)

_________________

Now's a good time to go jogging.
Posted by: Orson

Burpees.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 06:20 PM (P+WAR)

266 264 Petti probably thought he was still a young immortal
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

Immortally stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:20 PM (VE6XX)

267 If you are facing the ass camera during the procedure, you need a new gastroenterologist.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ESVrU)

Excellent point. But with some folks.... you can't always tell the difference.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (1vYii)

268 Makes me kind of scared to go to the doctor's. Maybe if I open up the conversation with, "I really miss President Biden, he was so honorable. A real class act." See what shakes.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (yNRbD)

269 Nurses? You mean the same people who kept telling us how overworked and brave they were during the pandemic? Yet they still had time to make carefully choreographed videos? The same people who kneeled to the BLM protests when they rest of us couldn't go to church? Huh. Who'da thunk it?

Posted by: Paragon at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (jKqFD)

270 241 Caged Heat, 1974.
Posted by: wth
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Just discovered an old genre, Acid Westerns.
Zachariah, Starring:

John Rubinstein as Zachariah
Pat Quinn as Belle Starr (as Pat Quinn)
Don Johnson as Matthew
Country Joe and The Fish as The Crackers
Elvin Jones as Job Cain
Doug Kershaw as The Fiddler
William Challee as Old Man
Robert Ball as Stage Manager
Dick Van Patten as The Dude
James Gang as Job Cain's Band (as The James Gang)
White Lightnin' as Old Man's Band
The New York Rock Ensemble as Belle Starr's Band

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (/bEIA)

271 Petti probably thought he was still a young immortal
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)
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"There can be only one!"

Posted by: Obligatory Highlander reference at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (ESVrU)

272 Or it might be fun to tweak Awfuls, in places where Antifa doesn't have too much presence. Get some buddy's with dark SUVs, Drive slowly through their neighborhoods wearing something that sort of looks like ICE from inside a car (don't get an impersonating an officer arrest though)

Keep tally of how many whistlers you trigger, and buy rounds for the top scorers.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (hhkIi)

273 Woo hoo, awls- blow your whistle and protect people like this guy who threw a rock through a school bus window and gave a eight year old on a Yeshiva school bus trip a fractured school:

https://tinyurl.com/y7b3fsr9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (Bw1/o)

274 264 Petti probably thought he was still a young immortal
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

Cynical Publius was on X saying gamers ought to use controllers that deliver a painful shock when you die, like that Bond film, to cure them of Main Character Syndrome.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (jYRYu)

275 268 Makes me kind of scared to go to the doctor's. Maybe if I open up the conversation with, "I really miss President Biden, he was so honorable. A real class act." See what shakes.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (yNRbD)

Same and I also now wonder if women with cluster B personality disorders are attracted to nursing and the medical field and what petty punishments they will mete out because they are having a bad day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (AywZy)

276 >>>Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)

======

Enjoy that chicken broth.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (CyFyf)

277 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM

If you wouldn't mind dropping by for a few hours, I could use some new interior decoration.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)
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Huh. The Barrel is smarter than I thought.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)

278 It was the FAest of times, it was the FOest of times...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (kgE5c)

279 Cluster B?

Named for Amy Bishop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (KfXOG)

280 269 Nurses? You mean the same people who kept telling us how overworked and brave they were during the pandemic? Yet they still had time to make carefully choreographed videos? The same people who kneeled to the BLM protests when they rest of us couldn't go to church? Huh. Who'da thunk it?
Posted by: Paragon at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (jKqFD)

I never understood that. They signed up to do the job. Nursing has always been real work, not an easy slog. Why did Covid make any difference to the length of their shifts? It didn't. Some signed up for extra work, and then bitched about it.

The rest of us have had jobs that required overtime, sometimes weeks or months at a time. Do you suppose that those of us who designed and built the hospitals were somehow NOT working overtime?

Get over yourselves, already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (1vYii)

281 We in Brattleboro belief that all people should be able to go to the horspital without worrying about MAGA triing to kill tyem.

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

282 My wish is that everyone of these whistle blowing AWFL's meet one of their "neighbors" on a dark street one night..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

283 269 Nurses? You mean the same people who kept telling us how overworked and brave they were during the pandemic?
Posted by: Paragon
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It's like a coven of ignorance - like DC, like a group of MD's- they travel in a circle and it becomes a feedback loop of the same information. Any information from outside the loop is, at best, discounted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (/bEIA)

284 @Rightanglenews
·
6h
BREAKING - Numerous prominent Republican figures are now floating the idea of broad amnesty for illegals, with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZxPkt)

285 236 Antifa always sends the women to the front of the line because they know men don’t want to hit women. This needs to change.

it's funny because you frequently see "i'd hit that" comments regarding pictures of women.

Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (sGtp+)

286 I know 3 nurses and everyone is dedicated and hard working.. My Great Niece just became one... And none of them are Conservatives...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (VE6XX)

287 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:21 P

Skull not school

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (8Xy/A)

288 279 Cluster B?

Named for Amy Bishop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (KfXOG)

I had to search for who you meant. Yes, people like her and Amber heard is who I am talking about but I don't know what is wrong with them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (AywZy)

289 268 Makes me kind of scared to go to the doctor's. Maybe if I open up the conversation with, "I really miss President Biden, he was so honorable. A real class act." See what shakes.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (yNRbD)


I go to a doctor who was treating Covid patients with ivermectin during the pandemic.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (FMtrg)

290 "Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported"

Mark me as one of the few.

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

291 Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZxPkt)

WRONG.. CNN of all places just had a poll that said the majority of people they polled said they want ALL illegals deported.. ALL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (VE6XX)

292 But the Never Stick it in Crazy certainly applies to Antifa women

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

293 I think we're going to see more so-called conservatives distancing themselves from the Preznit over this deportation business

scared of the media, might hurt re-election and a seat on the gravy train

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ZxPkt)

294 The great majority of nurses are hard working decent people, just like the great majority of women are hard working decent people.

I notice that nobody here has stated that all men are twats because of that idiot in MN.

But women get painted with the weakest most mentally challenged fools. Same now with nurses.

These felonious bitchy witchy twats are, luckily, a very tiny minority. And they should all be in jail.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:28 PM (1vYii)

295 284 @Rightanglenews
·
6h
BREAKING - Numerous prominent Republican figures are now floating the idea of broad amnesty for illegals, with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZxPkt)

++++

Hell no.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (yNRbD)

296 Et tu, Newt?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (jc0TO)

297 Since Democrats don't value children like Saddam did as human shields, women are next best.

It is all a cynical and evil ploy to create a Bloody Sunday so they can wave Garibaldi's bloody shirt.

It is not original, just evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (KfXOG)

298 Newt sat down with Nancy Pelosi, she turned him into a RINO.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:30 PM (KfXOG)

299 277 Yay! Dose #1 of the atomic laxative used for colonoscopy prep is down the hatch. Commenting for the next few hours may be rushed.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM
---------

After much research I decided that prepping the bathroom with Vaseline, a Notebook (iPad), and other essentials for camping out is the way to go.

Otherwise, I would no sooner get settled than it would be necessary to take another hike.
So, no longer taking the hike but camping out instead.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (/bEIA)

300 I think we're going to see more so-called conservatives distancing themselves from the Preznit over this deportation business

scared of the media, might hurt re-election and a seat on the gravy train
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ZxPkt)

Hot Air would probably like your comments much more than here. Go give 'em a try.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (g8Ew8)

301 Newt and John Kasich both - it's like we have travelled through the wrinkliest wrinkle in time.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (GPa4z)

302 about illegals who “obey the law,”

If you came here illegally you didn't obey the law Newt

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (VE6XX)

303 Newt can go climb back under a rock.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (0KSrI)

304 So are some percentage of the people out there not figuratively NPCs but...literal ones?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)


Yes. Some people literally have no internal monologue. In fact, I read that one of them, when he found out that other people do, revealed that he thought it was just a storytelling device when TV shows and movies would (using a voiceover or subtitles) depict someone thinking in words to himself.

Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (Sy6m/)

305 Yeah, like the Democrats, now Marxists haven't wanted a 'conversation ' on how to.keep all Illegals here and voting for the ladt 30 years since they figured out the words Socialists need to be brought here.

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)

306 After much research I decided that prepping the bathroom with Vaseline, a Notebook (iPad), and other essentials for camping out is the way to go.

Otherwise, I would no sooner get settled than it would be necessary to take another hike.
So, no longer taking the hike but camping out instead.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (/bEIA)

Don't forget the chocolate pudding.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 06:33 PM (g8Ew8)

307 Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.

For whatever he might have been at one time, on this issue Newt is either a) misinformed, b) lying, or c) senile. Even CNN reported poll numbers showing a majority want ALL illegals deported.

https://is.gd/WiSMSb (link to X)

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 06:33 PM (Fs0KI)

308 6h
BREAKING - Numerous prominent Republican figures are now floating the idea of broad amnesty for illegals, with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM

The Reagan Amnesty didn't solve anything. It emboldened them.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (IifOV)

309 Newt can stay a newt. No. DEPORT ALL of them!

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Q0yOR)

310 Think I best hie on off and pursueth yon hobby, trying to superglue guidance fins on eight 1/72 AIM-120B missiles without gluing my fingers together.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (KfXOG)

311 Gingrich is another old-guard GOP'er who fails to realize we are in a de facto state of war.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (GKyrs)

312 295 284 @Rightanglenews · 6h

...with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.

Posted by: Don Black
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Newt's always been full of ...ideas'
(House whip) Tom DeLay said the hardest part of his job was keeping Newt on track (10 budget reform). Said every day Newt would come in with a new idea and ready to change the plan.
- Newt, listen, we've got a plan, stick with the plan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (/bEIA)

313 Yes. Some people literally have no internal monologue. In fact, I read that one of them, when he found out that other people do, revealed that he thought it was just a storytelling device when TV shows and movies would (using a voiceover or subtitles) depict someone thinking in words to himself.
Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM



Yeah, I am one of those guys. We had a long discussion on an ONT on this subject.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:38 PM (jc0TO)

314 311 He is stuck in the past and has blinders on or just is dumb. The world has moved on. Time has proven they are invaders. And really do not want to assimilate. Ever.

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 06:38 PM (Q0yOR)

315 If I heard voices in my head I would worry.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (jc0TO)

316 Numerous, 'Republicans ' want to join the Cultural Marxist party

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (Ia/+0)

317 The gates of hell. Did obama give out a code last speech?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (EyfuW)

318 There's a nood. The Voices didn't tell me though.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (jc0TO)

319 I can make vacation mail cards depicting famous sights in hell.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 06:43 PM (EyfuW)

320 I wondered where everyone went

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

321 These nurses don't keep their opinions at home. Everyone who worked with them knew they had loose screws. How many sympathized?
If I employed them, I"d have my psychiatric staff doing interviews,,,

Posted by: MkY at January 28, 2026 07:03 PM (q6tQZ)

322 As a former Philadelphian, Krasner is one of the top 5 reasons that I bailed on that shithole. I don't hate many people, but I absolutely can't stand that jerkoff. I would love to see him dragged to the Federal pen at 7th & Arch.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at January 28, 2026 07:06 PM (9CBNQ)

323 @Rightanglenews
·
6h
BREAKING - Numerous prominent Republican figures are now floating the idea of broad amnesty for illegals, with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZxPkt)

No illegals obey the law, by definition.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 07:17 PM (8avO+)

324 Yes. Some people literally have no internal monologue. In fact, I read that one of them, when he found out that other people do, revealed that he thought it was just a storytelling device when TV shows and movies would (using a voiceover or subtitles) depict someone thinking in words to himself.
Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM


Yeah, I am one of those guys. We had a long discussion on an ONT on this subject.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:38 PM (jc0TO)

I don't think or dream in pictures very often.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (8avO+)

325 >Hot Air would probably like your comments much more than here. Go give 'em a try.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
----

This probably means something to you

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (ZxPkt)

326 Girlpatriot1974
·
1h
U.S. Customs and Border Protection K-9 named Dina was boarded at a private kennel in Minneapolis, Minnesota, while her handler was likely away or on assignment.

An employee at the kennel wrote "ICE OUT" on the dog's feeding chart (the schedule/notes for meals, care, etc.). DHS called it out as the dog being "targeted" by anti-ICE agitators, with officials saying things like "They're even going after the dogs!"

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (ZxPkt)

327 Boss Nass is looking super confused in the background of that 'bananas and rice' video.

Posted by: stv at January 28, 2026 07:20 PM (XMeSM)

328 What's up to all, how is all, I think every one is getting more from this web site, and your views are nice in favor of new viewers.

Posted by: video phim cap 3 cuc hay at January 28, 2026 07:37 PM (J5X7m)

329 Wow what a stupid way to destroy your life

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 07:49 PM (ciYHQ)

330 Gingerich just wants to go back to 1981 when the headstrong President learned there were things he wasn't supposed to do

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 08:06 PM (rbvCR)

331 I don't think or dream in pictures very often.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (8avO+)

I think and dream in farts. All my dream butt will play though is Popcorn.

Posted by: I Only Dream in Popcorn at January 28, 2026 08:19 PM (7j8wJ)

332 Top adult websites offer high-quality content for adult entertainment.
Choose reliable hubs for a safe and enjoyable experience.

Posted by: FULL PORN MOVIES at January 29, 2026 03:59 AM (JENLZ)

California Defrauded the US Government for Millions to Provide Phone and Internet Service for Their Most Reliable Democrat Voters

I speak, of course, about the dead.

Note that the program they afforded allowed them to either allow the US government to verify the claims made, or else California could opt out of this federal verification and do the verification themselves.

California chose to do its own verification.

And then provided phone and internet service for almost 100,000 dead people.

California obtained millions in federal funds to cover phone and internet service for 94,000 dead people, a new report from the Federal Communications Commission has revealed.

The state took in $3.8 million between 2020 and 2025 through the federal Lifeline program, which spends nearly $1 billion annually to subsidize phone and internet service for low-income Americans, according to the FCC's inspector general.

Of the three states named in the report, California collected the most money by a long shot -- accounting for more than 80% of the payments, the report said.

"Gavin Newsom's California was by far the worst offender of these opt-out states," FCC Chair Brendan Carr wrote on X, referencing states that oversaw the program's verification process for recipients. He said that the FCC has revoked the state's authority to manage verification.

Newsom's office did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Of the 116,808 deceased individuals in opt-out states, roughly two-thirds (77,446) were enrolled after their deaths, the report stated.

It's almost as if the Democrat Party no longer votes for billion-dollar boondoggles for the poor, but billion dollar boondoggles to personally enrich themselves and their billionaire donors.

Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM




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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (OUMaO)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (0N4FZ)

3 eh whatever Josh you weasel

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (emBoF)

4 Okay, is everyone in on this but us?

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (p4NUW)

5 Th' otters have been called.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (OUMaO)

6 "California obtained millions in federal funds to cover phone and internet service for 94,000 dead people, a new report from the Federal Communications Commission has revealed."


It's a good thing we didn't give california billions to build a high speed train or anything like that......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (0N4FZ)

7 Always with the massive fraud

Sick of being a patsy

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (pscAN)

8 Time to RICO Act the dem party.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (T6k+2)

9 Shapiro can go horsefuck, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (P7vXf)

10 Seriously, if I didn't have a conscience I'd do a one-off leftard scam and retire comfortably.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (OUMaO)

11 California obtained millions in federal funds to cover phone and internet service for 94,000 dead people, a new report from the Federal Communications Commission has revealed.

That 94,000 number is way too low.

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 04:24 PM (Oy/m2)

12 Huh. The dems became the Barbary pirates so slowly, I hardly noticed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:24 PM (zZu0s)

13 And how many DEI or connected people got sweet gigs to "administer" this "program"? Yeah.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 28, 2026 04:24 PM (YG+k7)

14 The dead people in CA needed phone service so they could arrange rides to go vote.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 04:24 PM (zqeQL)

15
When you appoint and fund the judges and prosecutors you ain't afraid of nuffin.

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)

16 The dead in California need to have a phone number for when they are making political donations.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (0U5gm)

17 Hey, that hair grease isn't gonna for itself, folks.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (CwhoI)

18 It's almost as if the Democrat Party no longer votes for billion-dollar boondoggles for the poor, but billion dollar boondoggles to personally enrich themselves and their billionaire donors.
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Would you believe they were always the same thing.

But I will grant it has gotten more brazen.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (+gb+N)

19 Leftifornia will eventually win the prise for the most fraud of government money

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)

20 I would like to thank whichever Hordeling posted the link to that satellite tracking site yesterday. It's fascinating. Now I just have to learn what all the info means. I'm going to school myself on satellites.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

21 but were they dead-dead?

were they only MOSTLY dead?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:26 PM (emBoF)

22 What is it that that guy always says?

Yeah, I will not hold my breath..

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 04:26 PM (qo38o)

23 Hey, that hair grease isn't gonna for itself, folks.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (CwhoI)

You know, I preferred Silky Pony gen 1.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:27 PM (zZu0s)

24 Newsom will tell us they are only resting and pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 04:27 PM (zqeQL)

25 Democrats are adept at funneling tax dollars to their constituents, both legally and illegally. Fairly or fraudulently, those tax dollars find their way to Democrat Party constituent groups.

Posted by: Wofus at January 28, 2026 04:27 PM (CNa+A)

26 THIS is why the Fed Gov should not rebuild Pacific Palisades. Let the dems in California stew in the misery of their stupid political choices.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

27 Don’t let Shapiro fool you. He’s a snake. Also he’s my governor.
A viscous man highly motivated and extremely woke. He is sly at covering it.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at January 28, 2026 04:28 PM (jZ3ZM)

28 Hey, that hair grease isn't gonna for itself, folks.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (CwhoI)

I also just had the thought:

'My best friends wife isn't gonna fuck herself.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)

29 Time to RICO Act the dem party.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (T6k+2)

Then hunt it to extinction.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 04:28 PM (snZF9)

30 It's a good thing we didn't give california billions to build a high speed train or anything like that......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (0N4FZ)

and one that can go to neither of the two major cities in the state.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)

31 During the Covid PsyOps bullshit, Califzuela inmates stole and defrauded the EDD (Employment Development Department) out of an estimated $12 - $30 billion using prison computers and identity theft rings.

And ... drumroll please ... unexpectedly, nothing happened.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 04:28 PM (ls2v0)

32 A viscous man highly motivated and extremely woke. He is sly at covering it.


also my governor

unsure about his viscosity but otherwise agree

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (emBoF)

33 26 OMG I agree with Bulg.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (wBaIH)

34 Hey, that hair grease isn't gonna for itself, folks.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (CwhoI)

Or meals at the French Laundry.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

35 OUCH: Gov. Shapiro Throws the Biden-Harris Admin Under the Bus

“They got that infrastructure bill passed to provide the BILLIONS of dollars that were needed to … connect everybody in Pennsylvania. Do you know how many people have been connected to high speed, affordable

=======

I can't wait for this party loyalist to endorse Kamala in less than a year.

It's gonna be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

36 Don’t let Shapiro fool you. He’s a snake. Also he’s my governor.
A viscous man highly motivated and extremely woke. He is sly at covering it.
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at January 28, 2026 04:28 PM (jZ3ZM)

he's Jewish. He is nowhere in the modern Democrat party. looks like he's starting to see it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)

37 I would like to thank whichever Hordeling posted the link to that satellite tracking site yesterday. It's fascinating. Now I just have to learn what all the info means. I'm going to school myself on satellites.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

They shoot them up there, they float. Schools over. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (snZF9)

38 OMG I agree with Bulg.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Is that unusual? What have we disagreed on?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

39 It's a big club, and we aren't in it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 28, 2026 04:30 PM (TezPK)

40 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at January 28, 2026 04:30 PM (QxCXX)

41 Do you guys know that Abigail Shapiro has huge boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

42 Don’t let Shapiro fool you. He’s a snake. Also he’s my governor.
A viscous man highly motivated and extremely woke. He is sly at covering it.


So you're saying he's kind of thick?

I'd say so if you're mocking the leaders of the party to which you belong, and you know they hate you because JOOOOOO!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

43 36 he's Jewish. He is nowhere in the modern Democrat party. looks like he's starting to see it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)

======

He's attacking the frontrunner for the Democrat nomination because he wants to be the nominee instead.

In betting markets, he's 3/4 place, alongside Kamala.

But Kamala wins almost every poll and will win the SC primary by 50 points while in those same polls Shapiro gets like 0% black support.

Try to win the Democrat primary with 0% black support.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:31 PM (GBKbO)

44 Do you guys know that Abigail Shapiro has huge boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

yes, and they are very righteous.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 04:31 PM (snZF9)

45 "the federal Lifeline program, which spends nearly $1 billion annually to subsidize phone and internet service for low-income Americans"

Hasn't that been shut down? I looked into it to see if I was eligible, and the website said it was over. Maybe I was looking at some other obamaphone thing.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:31 PM (N8ZBc)

46 he's Jewish. He is nowhere in the modern Democrat party. looks like he's starting to see it.


around here we have him and Ed. (btw I like Ed personally but I never had to WORK for him like our Philly cop friend)

I was always like, why did Ed not run for President? He is personable, smart, and reasonable (mostly). but I guess now Josh is finding out the why.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (emBoF)

47 Every government program is just an opportunity for graft.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (q6jL2)

48 They got better.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (+gb+N)

49 From Here To Eternity remake:

https://tinyurl.com/3v8a8rjz

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)

50 So it's a hair gel viscosity thread?

Posted by: This place... at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (QxCXX)

51 I don't trust Shapiro

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

52 Isn't the delay in internet service just to give Tank Abrams time to get up to speed for leading this project?

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (GPa4z)

53 Welcome to the Hotel California 🎶

(You can check out any time you like....)

Posted by: Rex B at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (XA4WA)

54
6

It's a good thing we didn't give california billions to build a high speed train or anything like that......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (0N4FZ)

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I thought that during Trump 1.0 the federal matching funds were taken back because CA met none of the required milestones. Milestones such as building a fucking railroad, which never happened.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (hA/c/)

55 I don't trust Shapiro
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

Well, he's a communist, so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (zZu0s)

56 Next they will poll the dead and get answers.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (EyfuW)

57 As Oingo Boingo says, it’s a dead man’s party. Who could ask for more?

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (+VCCp)

58 Re From Here to Eternty:

Deborah Kerr or Donna Reed?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

59 They shoot them up there, they float. Schools over. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (snZF9)

Float implies water. Instead they just are pretty bad about falling and hitting the ground.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)

60 50 So it's a hair gel viscosity thread?

+++
With boobs.

Posted by: Don't forget the boobs at January 28, 2026 04:34 PM (QxCXX)

61 he's Jewish. He is nowhere in the modern Democrat party. looks like he's starting to see it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)

He will see whatever is most profitable to see.

Because he's a Democrat, I mean. Of course.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 04:34 PM (+gb+N)

62 Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:30

Neither she nor her big boobies have any relation to Josh Shapiro, as far as I know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 04:34 PM (D+BhG)

63 It's almost as if the Democrat Party no longer votes for billion-dollar boondoggles for the poor, but billion dollar boondoggles to personally enrich themselves and their billionaire donors.

And it's is almost as if the Republican Party no longer even bothers to even pretend to do anything about it aside from a few appearances on Fox News, some Fiery Floor Speeches.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 28, 2026 04:34 PM (V362x)

64 Welcome to the Hotel California 🎶

(You can check out any time you like....)
Posted by: Rex B at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (XA4WA)

it's a college now so it serves the same purpose - sheltering insane people.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)

65 "I would like to thank whichever Hordeling posted the link to that satellite tracking site yesterday. It's fascinating. Now I just have to learn what all the info means. I'm going to school myself on satellites."

Bulg, here's a site I've used to track and receive various sat telemetry:
www.n2yo.com

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:34 PM (N8ZBc)

66 Raging Moderate? Jessica Tarlov?

Girlfren, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 04:35 PM (RIvkX)

67 Shapiro is a cocksucker and a sleaze.

He's probably just pissed that he didn't get his cut.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:35 PM (Zv8bq)

68 Isn't the delay in internet service just to give Tank Abrams time to get up to speed for leading this project?
Posted by: Oglebay
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The physics associated with Tank Abrams at speed is pretty damned scary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

69 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

70 68 Isn't the delay in internet service just to give Tank Abrams time to get up to speed for leading this project?
Posted by: Oglebay
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The physics associated with Tank Abrams at speed is pretty damned scary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

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How large does she get as she approaches the speed of light?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

71 Most expensive ouija boards in history.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 04:36 PM (gKWVE)

72 I thought that during Trump 1.0 the federal matching funds were taken back because CA met none of the required milestones. Milestones such as building a fucking railroad, which never happened.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2026 04:33 PM (hA/c/)

They nearly got to the planning stages of how to find LA or SFO.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)

73 The physics associated with Tank Abrams at speed is pretty damned scary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

Alright class, today's lesson is 'momentum'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:37 PM (zZu0s)

74 " ...or else California could opt out of this federal verification and do the verification themselves."
__________________________________

Huh? So, we have an agency within the Federal govt. called the GAO (Goverment Accountability Office) whose express purpose and creation was to investigate how federal agencies spend taxpayer dollars, auditing programs to ensure efficiency, effectiveness, and compliance with laws passed by Congress.

BUT, a state receiving this Federal funds just can show the hand and negate the necessity of the agency I, ALSO, pay for to assure my taxes are being applied properly and legally.

Does that sum things up? Because April 15th is getting to be more and more unnecessary with each of these revelations.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 04:37 PM (dIske)

75 >I was always like, why did Ed not run for President? He is personable, smart, and reasonable (mostly). but I guess now Josh is finding out the why.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:32 PM (emBoF)

Fast Eddie Rendell can suck a bag of dicks. Remember how property taxes would be a thing of the past 'if only we allow casinos in PA'. Now we have all the degenerate gambling palaces for our entertainment AND higher taxes Fast Eddie got paid. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 28, 2026 04:37 PM (GTqXr)

76 How large does she get as she approaches the speed of light?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:38 PM (XeU6L)

77 Neither she nor her big boobies have any relation to Josh Shapiro, as far as I know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I looked up the etymology of the name "Shapriro" not long ago. According to Wikipedia, it's the Yiddish form of "Speyer," a city in Germany that had a substantial Jewish population. Some Jews from there just went with the German name for the city, "Speyer," as a surname. The article doesn't mention whether any Christians did so.

My paternal grandmother's maiden name was "Speyer." So maybe I'm part Jewish?

Cool, if true.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

78 Gypsies, fags and thieves.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 04:38 PM (WONhk)

79 Fast Eddie Rendell can suck a bag of dicks. Remember how property taxes would be a thing of the past 'if only we allow casinos in PA'. Now we have all the degenerate gambling palaces for our entertainment AND higher taxes Fast Eddie got paid. Fuck that guy in particular.


true!

but to be fair ... no one believed him

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:38 PM (emBoF)

80 26 THIS is why the Fed Gov should not rebuild Pacific Palisades. Let the dems in California stew in the misery of their stupid political choices.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

Agree 100%.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 04:39 PM (g8Ew8)

81 Who do I Petition for a refund of the $$$$$$ paid to the US Treasury for the benefit of fellow citizens who want me dead?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 28, 2026 04:39 PM (vK/Ja)

82 just pissed that he didn't get his cut.

Circumcised?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Kt19C)

83 Fast Eddie Rendell can suck a bag of dicks. Remember how property taxes would be a thing of the past 'if only we allow casinos in PA'. Now we have all the degenerate gambling palaces for our entertainment AND higher taxes Fast Eddie got paid. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 28, 2026 04:37 PM (GTqXr)

Yeah, funny how they get theirs up front and the taxpayer rewards later.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:39 PM (8avO+)

84 Something about California and the dead just... has a ring to it.

An annoying ring, but still. When is someone going to pin down that tweaker governor and ask him what specifically he's on?

That boy ain't right.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 04:39 PM (jtM2q)

85 I would like to thank whichever Hordeling posted the link to that satellite tracking site yesterday. It's fascinating. Now I just have to learn what all the info means. I'm going to school myself on satellites.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)



rickb223

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

86 today has been surprising in the amount of times FenelonSpoke has mentioned boobs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:40 PM (emBoF)

87 Dr Oz put out a clip about going through California to look at hospice services. It looks like medical fraud in california is a major industry, with the majority of the $30 billions in budget being stolen.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)

88 Every time you pay your phone bill an angel gets a phone.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 04:40 PM (vFG9F)

89 There was a vid from a podcast with Jon Stewart and I think Ezra Klein be here they were discussing and reading the rules and regulations setting forth what had to be done to get money under the broadband program. It was actually funny how idiotically complex the hoops that people had to jump through. Both Stewart and Klein were laughing in disbelief

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 04:40 PM (IDEQi)

90 Bulg, here's a site I've used to track and receive various sat telemetry:
www.n2yo.com
Posted by: gp

Thanks! I still don't understand most of this satellite stuff.
But Imma put me some knowledge.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

91 89 There was a vid from a podcast with Jon Stewart and I think Ezra Klein be here they were discussing and reading the rules and regulations setting forth what had to be done to get money under the broadband program. It was actually funny how idiotically complex the hoops that people had to jump through. Both Stewart and Klein were laughing in disbelief

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 04:40 PM (IDEQi)

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And yet, one of the pinnacles of Trump's fascism is trying to cut regulation.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

92 My paternal grandmother's maiden name was "Speyer." So maybe I'm part Jewish?

Cool, if true.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)
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She converted for the jokes?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

93 Mention of Abrams triggers the Patrick O'Brian quote:


"...the most unromantic beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (XeU6L)

94 The only EV charger at the I80 westbound Donner Pass rest stop is currently in an EV charger body bag.

Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (KtOUo)

95 92 She converted for the jokes?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

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At least she's not an anti-dentite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

96 Note that the program they afforded allowed them to either allow the US government to verify the claims made, or else California could opt out of this federal verification and do the verification themselves.

California chose to do its own verification.

And then provided phone and internet service for almost 100,000 dead people.

++++
Worse solution: forbid the state from doing its own verification if it has failed to successfully implement and enforce verification
Better solution: End these programs and obviate the problem

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (MABZ1)

97 When the current generation of government employees are as lacking in education, morals and ethics as this generation is, then this scope of fraud is inevitable.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (2WIwB)

98 BREAKING: Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo JUST REVOKED the nursing license of labor and delivery nurse Lexie Lawler for saying about Karoline Leavitt's coming child — "I hope you f*cking rip from bow to stern and never sh*t normally again, you c*nt."

NOT IN FLORIDA!

AG JAMES UTHMEIER: "Effective today, Lexie Lawler is no longer allowed to practice nursing in Florida."

"Making statements that wish pain and suffering on anyone, when those statements are directly related to one's practice, is an ethical red line we should not cross."

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 04:42 PM (RoI99)

99 Good good. Let the hate flow through you..

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 04:42 PM (jc0TO)

100 Do you know how many people have been connected to high speed, affordable Internet thanks to President Biden?

Lobby for more graft isn't the thing you think it is, Mr. CorpoMarx.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 04:42 PM (mlg/3)

101 What would be involved in revoking CA statehood and reverting it to a territory?

Yo Grok, wake up

Grok
The U.S. Constitution does not provide any explicit mechanism for revoking a state's statehood or reverting it to territorial status, as the framers designed the Union to be perpetual and indestructible. Hypothetically, pursuing this for California would involve unprecedented and likely insurmountable steps, as it lacks legal foundation...blah blah Congress

oh, so it's a Longshot dependent on the guys who don't have the stones to pass a clean budget. Nevermind


Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 04:43 PM (ciYHQ)

102 Fast Eddie is a piece of shit. or was, if he's dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 28, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)

103 Note that the program they afforded allowed them to either allow the US government to verify the claims made, or else California could opt out of this federal verification and do the verification themselves.

California chose to do its own verification.

And then provided phone and internet service for almost 100,000 dead people.
++++
Worse solution: forbid the state from doing its own verification if it has failed to successfully implement and enforce verification
Better solution: End these programs and obviate the problem
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:41 PM (MABZ1)

Let state opt out, then drop them if they try, for good. No way they are volunteering to do work to save the Feds money. It is a sure sign of graft.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:43 PM (8avO+)

104 An annoying ring, but still. When is someone going to pin down that tweaker governor and ask him what specifically he's on?

That boy ain't right.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 04:39 PM (jtM2q)
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He has claimed to have dyslexia and ADD so I'd guess Adderall.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 04:43 PM (RIvkX)

105 98 AG JAMES UTHMEIER: "Effective today, Lexie Lawler is no longer allowed to practice nursing in Florida."

"Making statements that wish pain and suffering on anyone, when those statements are directly related to one's practice, is an ethical red line we should not cross."

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 04:42 PM (RoI99)

=======

I look forward to her moving to Minneapolis and then making videos about how unsafe she feels and it's all Trump's fault for deporting the neural surgeons who had occupied downtown Minneapolis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

106 The only EV charger at the I80 westbound Donner Pass rest stop is currently in an EV charger body bag.
Posted by: torabora
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Oh, the irony...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:44 PM (XeU6L)

107 Does that sum things up? Because April 15th is getting to be more and more unnecessary with each of these revelations.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 04:37 PM (dIske)


You forgot that up to 30% of the payments leaving the Treasury didn't log destinations or purpose until DOGE who did nothing really.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 04:44 PM (rbvCR)

108 I always thought Shapiro had something to do with Schaefer.
I guess we could discuss Safara / Sefer in various Semitic languages, to do with writing; although the s>sh has to be explained.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 04:44 PM (gKWVE)

109 Not a day goes by that boobs don't come to the fore. The Lord made us that way and he made you. God loves procreation. He said so in the first chapter.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 04:44 PM (ehY6c)

110 She converted for the jokes?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

She died before I was born, but from the pictures I've seen of her, she just looks a large, spreading Dutch farm woman. But who knows?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

111 $3.8 million or $3.8 billion? Because $3.8 million over 3 years is nothing. And for 90k+ people (ok, dead people) is only $10 each. I'd be impressed by their restraint if it were only $3.8M.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 04:45 PM (XMwZJ)

112 California fraud is going to make Minnesota look like beginners.

Adam Hill could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 04:45 PM (mxcbL)

113 "Making statements that wish pain and suffering on anyone, when those statements are directly related to one's practice, is an ethical red line we should not cross."
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 04:42 PM (RoI99)
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Don't leave her alone with animals or children either.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 04:45 PM (RIvkX)

114 "Do you know how many people have been connected to high speed, affordable Internet thanks to President Biden?"

I thank T-Mobile Fiber! $80/mo locked in for ten years. Works great. Here, I'll test it:
816Mbps down, 798Mbps up.

Good stuff.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (N8ZBc)

115 $3.8 million or $3.8 billion? Because $3.8 million over 3 years is nothing. And for 90k+ people (ok, dead people) is only $10 each. I'd be impressed by their restraint if it were only $3.8M.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 04:45 PM (XMwZJ)

yeah that's like 2 extra donut boxes Monday Morning.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (8avO+)

116 OT:

I am getting tired of rhe fake trailers for movies online. There was one for the Highlander reboot and it looks childishly bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

117 Not a day goes by that boobs don't come to the fore. The Lord made us that way and he made you. God loves procreation. He said so in the first chapter.
Posted by: kingsman

His first command was to the animals: "Be fruitful, and multiply."

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

118 He has claimed to have dyslexia and ADD so I'd guess Adderall.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 04:43 PM (RIvkX)


Adderall and booze used to be called "goofballs" but reportedly it is a fun time

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR)

119 I am getting tired of rhe fake trailers for movies online. There was one for the Highlander reboot and it looks childishly bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

Why would that make you think it is fake? Fake trailers are usually better and funny.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)

120

She died before I was born, but from the pictures I've seen of her, she just looks a large, spreading Dutch farm woman. But who knows?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)
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Boerenvrouw.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 04:48 PM (RIvkX)

121 117 OT:

I am getting tired of rhe fake trailers for movies online. There was one for the Highlander reboot and it looks childishly bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

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First images released for it today.

Two stills.

Looks like a movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

122 For some reason with this post I remembered a crazy thing after my brother's unexpected death from a massive stroke. I loved him dearly as the funniest person on earth.

I had to go with my mother and other brother to do funeral home stuff, which I try to avoid as much as possible. The ghouls that work there flip me out as much as car or furniture salesmen.

Anyway, we were sitting around a big table and the ghouls were faking being sorry for us. They asked for my cell phone number and others. Then asked for my late brother's, which I found peculiar.

I said, while laughing, "Why? He can't answer or call you back?" My other brother smiled and my mother sort of did as they know I am not always suitable to be in public even in normal times.

We then went to the cemetary where my mother got enraged with those ghouls at the cost of opening an empty grave that had been paid for 60yrs prior. My brother and I stared at each other as she raked a man over the coals. I guess this was our grieving process.

We were all better after that.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 04:48 PM (WONhk)

123 How can local election officials find out where to mail their ballots if they can't call to confirm where they are?

"Have you changed graveyards since the last election...?"

And it's not like they're going to pay for those phones themselves.

Posted by: MarkW at January 28, 2026 04:48 PM (qxVUf)

124 Highlander reboots? Childishly bad? Since when?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 04:48 PM (gKWVE)

125 Dead people do not complain about poor internet service or outages. The customer service people must love them.

Posted by: qwerty at January 28, 2026 04:48 PM (E7DRw)

126 Remember, "government" is just the name we give to the things we all do together. Like ripping off your neighbors. I'm certainly not gonna do THAT by myself.

Posted by: MarkW at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (qxVUf)

127 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

You and thrawn blew the margins.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (Zv8bq)

128 Directly out of your pocket, by the way. Not kidding.

Lifeline is only pseudo-government. It is administered by the FCC, but it isn't funded via appropriation under normal process. It is funded out of the Universal Service Fund.

The Universal Service Fund is itself funded outside of appropriations. It is funded through a line-item on your telecom bill. Go look. It's called the "Universal Service Fee," and you pay it every month when you pay your bill.

This originated as a part of the AT&T breakup and divestiture. It didn't exist before that, because AT&T subsidized rural and other low-profit or special-case services by charging through the nose for long distance (remember that)? With long-distance deregulation, that silent subsidy ended. The solution was the Universal Service Fund.

So in this unusual cases, California's fraudsters actually aren't stealing from taxpayers. Instead, they're stealing from every single person and business in the country who pays a phone bill.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (MABZ1)

129 Also, I'm Dutch on both sides, and the Netherlands welcomed a lot of the Jews who fled Spain in the 1500s and later. So there's a good non-zero chance that I might have Jewish blood on both sides.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

130 114 "Do you know how many people have been connected to high speed, affordable Internet thanks to President Biden?"

I thank T-Mobile Fiber! $80/mo locked in for ten years. Works great. Here, I'll test it:
816Mbps down, 798Mbps up.

Good stuff.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (N8ZBc)
__________________________

Would you beliieve I have one service provider handling my location (Verizon), and I still can only get DSL?

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

131 You and thrawn blew the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (Zv8bq)

Damn it. Hate it when I do that.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 04:50 PM (9Ovst)

132 129 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

You and thrawn blew the margins.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (Zv8bq)

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Weird. Must be different browsers and different devices thing.

On my screen, the link ends at least 20 characters before the edge of the box.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

133 Dutch on both sides?

Posted by: That costs extra at January 28, 2026 04:50 PM (QxCXX)

134
His first command was to the animals: "Be fruitful, and multiply."
Posted by: Bulg
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And Adam says:

.youtube.com/watch?v=AqPBfbLoF_M

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 04:50 PM (8Ez/A)

135 I’ve had better.

Posted by: The Margins at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (FTnqJ)

136 129 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

You and thrawn blew the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (Zv8bq)

Those little sluts!

Poor Dolley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)

137 "The physics associated with Tank Abrams at speed"

We raced one out at 29 Palms.

My LAV-25, an AAAV, and an Abrams.

We were all cocky and sht. I mean sure the Abrams is a Beast but its got 60 tons VS our 14.5 right?

It smoked us. Cutting through sand like a hydrofoil does on water.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (ciYHQ)

138 [O/T -- ]

MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice

BREAKING: Anna Paulina Luna just filed a motion to SUBPOENA Marxist billionaire Neville Singham

“We even sent a letter to the Treasury Department asking them to FREEZE his assets”

LAW AND ORDER IS COMING 🔥

[video]

https://is.gd/6C8V5i

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (ls2v0)

139 Would you beliieve I have one service provider handling my location (Verizon), and I still can only get DSL?
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

Try Starlink

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)

140 There was one for the Highlander reboot and it looks childishly bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

There should be no reboot of The Highlander.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (2UnvF)

141 I'm shocked that's from the BBC?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 04:50 PM (mxcbL)

___________________

Let me translate. Please...please....PLEASE!!!! Drop the lawsuit, President Trump.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (dIske)

142 >He also didn't learn from his experience two weeks ago and just tried to escalate further.

Because antifa is so smart that they will rule us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

At what point does concealed carry become brandishing? I support the former while the latter just seems to be an excuse to get ventilated with prejudice.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 28, 2026 04:52 PM (GTqXr)

143 Shapiro started as one of my 3 County commissioners

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:52 PM (Ia/+0)

144 You gotta hand it to the democrats, they know how to scam and steal and no one ever gets stuck in the joint.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 28, 2026 04:52 PM (R/m4+)

145 There should be no reboot of The Highlander.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (2UnvF)

I hope you mean the 1st movie. Because Highlander 2: The Quickening is terra-bad.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 04:52 PM (9Ovst)

146 Shapiro is pissed he didn't get the VP pick

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

147 Dutch on both sides?
Posted by: That costs extra at January 28, 2026 04:50 PM (QxCXX)

Do you still have your klompen dancer costume?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2026 04:53 PM (Wf0ti)

148 There should be no reboot of The Highlander.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 04:51 PM (2UnvF)

I don't see how it can capture that lightning in a bottle magic of rhe first one. Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Clancy Brown. I just don't see it.

Its like that remake of Big Trouble in Little China the Rock wanted to do. Idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

149 You MAGA clowns need to shut up !!!! I work hard you know ...

Scamming is a full-time job !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gov.Newsome at January 28, 2026 04:53 PM (J9q9v)

150 California obtained millions in federal funds to cover phone and internet service for 94,000 dead people, a new report from the Federal Communications Commission has revealed.

The state took in $3.8 million between 2020 and 2025 through the federal Lifeline program, which spends nearly $1 billion annually to subsidize phone and internet service for low-income Americans, according to the FCC's inspector general.

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Doesn't add up. That's five years, or $760k per year.

Per the FCC, the subsidy is $9.25/month per recipient (unless you're an Indian on a reservation, in which case it is $34.25).

So 95,000 phony recipients - assuming none are on tribal lands - comes to $878,750. That is more than the $760k average that, if I am reading the excerpt correctly, amounts to California's total take out of the program.

The $3.5 million over five years is wrong, or the 95k phony recipients is wrong. These two things cannot be simultaneously true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (MABZ1)

151 And now Gavin is accusing Dr. Oz of racism for going after Armenian mob hospice fraud here in CA. You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: beckster at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (I7J98)

152 143 At what point does concealed carry become brandishing? I support the former while the latter just seems to be an excuse to get ventilated with prejudice.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 28, 2026 04:52 PM (GTqXr)

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He never brandished.

He just tried to tussle with cops while armed.

Don't get in between cops (even feds) and their duties while armed because the feds will treat you like a threat the second you don't obey a single order.

Also, don't get in between cops and their duties at all unless you're ready for the consequences.

These douches act like they're in a war where the other side are beat cops who have to read them Miranda rights just to look in their direction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

153 147 There should be no reboot of The Highlander.

Can they find another Scottish actor trying to sound like a Spaniard?

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (IifOV)

154 How large does she get as she approaches the speed of light?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

Large enough to choke a black hole.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (g8Ew8)

155 152 And now Gavin is accusing Dr. Oz of racism for going after Armenian mob hospice fraud here in CA. You can't make this stuff up.


that's funny! wait wasn't Oz the one with a dual citizenship... I guess not Armenian tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 04:55 PM (emBoF)

156 The state took in $3.8 million

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I mean, in the scope of the fraud that's been uncovered so far, this is fucking peanuts. The FedGov spends $4 million in about twelve seconds.

It's all stupid but this barely moves my Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 04:55 PM (5aZAZ)

157 The physics associated with Tank Abrams at speed is pretty damned scary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

You're dealing with planetary physics.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 04:55 PM (snZF9)

158 "Don't get in between cops (even feds) and their duties while armed because the feds will treat you like a threat the second you don't obey a single order.

Also, don't get in between cops and their duties at all unless you're ready for the consequences."

Concur.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:55 PM (N8ZBc)

159 158 "Don't get in between cops (even feds) and their duties while armed because the feds will treat you like a threat the second you don't obey a single order.

Also, don't get in between cops and their duties at all unless you're ready for the consequences."

Concur.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:55 PM (N8ZBc)

======

There's a pic of Rittenhouse being approached by cops after his shooting.

Hands up, facing them, obeying orders.

Smart kid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:56 PM (GBKbO)

160 Speaking of waste, how much money is/was expended on Broadband Over Powerline? Where did it go?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 04:56 PM (XeU6L)

161 We're not gonna make it, are we. I mean humans.
John Connor

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 04:57 PM (ehY6c)

162
Fast Eddie is a piece of shit. or was, if he's dead.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 28, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)



Dood, the Stand By Your Man EP was objectively bad, I don't blame him for leaving the band.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 04:58 PM (y9nCu)

163

The City of Indianapolis has appointed its very first female Chief of Police to lead the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department.

Chief Tanya Terry, a 27-year veteran of the force, has served as a Deputy Chief of Operations underneath former Chief Chris Bailey for the last two years.

Outside of work, Terry and her wife, IMPD Captain Lindsey Terry, stay busy with their two teenagers.

https://t.ly/l5AIo


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2026 04:58 PM (Njmvv)

164 Why, exactly, does the fed-gov even need to get involved with broadband access? It's nearly ubiquitous and pretty cheap already. (I get 500+Mbps for $35/month.)
You can see broadband coverage maps here:
https://broadbandmap.fcc.gov/location-summary/fixed
and here:
https://broadbandmap.fcc.gov/location-summary/mobile

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 04:58 PM (XMwZJ)

165 Wait, it's even worse than in 151. The subsidy is $9.25 per MONTH for someone not on tribal land, or $111.00 per year.

94,000 people would be a total subsidy for those people for an entire year of $10.434 million. One year, not five.

These numbers just don't make sense. If there are that many, the fraud is a damn sight more $3.8 million. If the actual amount is that low, the number of fraudulent recipients is very, very small.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:58 PM (MABZ1)

166 Do you still have your klompen dancer costume?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

You laugh, but when I was in first grade in W Michigan, we put on a play and danced to a tune that went "Tulips are blooming in Holland, Michigan. Tulips are blooming all day."

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

167 Don't get in between cops (even feds) and their duties while armed because the feds will treat you like a threat the second you don't obey a single order.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (GBKbO)
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Don't bring a gun to a riot, period, unless you want to open the door to getting yourself shot by the cops or someone else. If you do, you're not carrying for personal protection in a last-resort situation. You're carrying because you think it makes you Billy Badass, which is the wrong reason to carry a firearm anywhere at any time.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 04:58 PM (5aZAZ)

168 155 152 And now Gavin is accusing Dr. Oz of racism for going after Armenian mob hospice fraud here in CA. You can't make this stuff up.


that's funny! wait wasn't Oz the one with a dual citizenship... I guess not Armenian tho
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He's Turkish and yes, a dual citizen.

Posted by: beckster at January 28, 2026 04:59 PM (I7J98)

169 The point of leftwing governance is graft. That is the point.

Anything else they actually do is incidental

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 04:59 PM (sKqQm)

170 "Speaking of waste, how much money is/was expended on Broadband Over Powerline? Where did it go?"

Jan, 2035: "Everybody's on 7G wireless now! Where did all the fiber go?"

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:59 PM (N8ZBc)

171 I've been told more times than I can remember that since I'm not in favor of more government programs, I evidently don't care about poor people.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 04:59 PM (FMtrg)

172 I don't get it. If I kicked a taillight out of a cop's vehicle, they are not going to just let me go. wtf.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

173 I miss Verizon in Maryland. They had rotating IPs. Back when I was a Freeper I use to troll Dem Underground, not being able to ban me drove them crazier than I anything I said.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 05:00 PM (ciYHQ)

174 You and thrawn blew the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (Zv8bq)

Damn it. Hate it when I do that.
Posted by: Thrawn
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The barrel stirs from slumber.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 05:00 PM (XeU6L)

175 These douches act like they're in a war where the other side are beat cops who have to read them Miranda rights just to look in their direction.

In fairness they argued our soldiers in Iraq and 'Stan should have to read jihadis their rights before returning fire as well

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)

176 *MUST WATCH: Footage of an a man who looks like Alex Pretti with a gun in his waistband, spitting on and attacking federal law enforcement officers and kicking the tail light of their vehicle on January 13.


There was a warning that one of the Pretti clips was an AI. No clue, but be careful -- Stick to the known facts of the incident (Dicking with LE while armed)

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)

177 Turks do not have a good record with Armenians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)

178 What the hell is going on with this article?

Of the 116,808 deceased individuals in opt-out states, roughly two-thirds (77,446) were enrolled after their deaths, the report stated.

A further 19% (22,58 may have died before enrollment, while 15% (16,774) were confirmed dead prior to being claimed.


"Enrolled after their deaths" is the same thing as "died before enrollment." Is the difference that magic "may?" As in "at least 77,446 people were enrolled after death, and the number may be as high as 100,034?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 05:01 PM (MABZ1)

179 Racim is the big charge of Cultural Marxists

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)

180 I don't get it. If I kicked a taillight out of a cop's vehicle, they are not going to just let me go. wtf.

Their argument breaks down something like this:

We are right
The cops are wrong.
Therefore anything the cops do to stop us is illegitimate and anything we do to the cops is allowed

Now, that's not the way the law works, at all, and it assumes everyone agrees with the rightness of their cause.

But...they don't care. They have a narrative and they are sticking with it

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)

181 In fairness they argued our soldiers in Iraq and 'Stan should have to read jihadis their rights before returning fire as well
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)


It was merely one of the obligations inherent in carrying out the GWOT for the internationalists.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:02 PM (rbvCR)

182 The first Highlander was a one off hoot. A movie like that cannot be replicated because it was so unique in story and stars that it can't be redone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:02 PM (IDEQi)

183 "The City of Indianapolis has appointed its very first female Chief of Police to lead the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department."


LOL. This quote:

"She now stands on the ground that so many female officers before her have plowed."

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:03 PM (vFG9F)

184 The wonderful thing about taxes
Is taxes are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs

Comrade Mamdani says NYC must raise taxes because of “fiscal crisis at a scale greater than the Great Recession"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 05:03 PM (L/fGl)

185 Cuddling with Lil Pooky while he watches Tchaikowsky's 4th. Poor little guy is sick.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying o be a comforting mom at January 28, 2026 05:04 PM (Wt5PA)

186 > There was a warning that one of the Pretti clips was an AI. No clue, but be careful -- Stick to the known facts of the incident (Dicking with LE while armed)
Posted by: Kindltot
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We're operating under new rules.

It was him unless he can prove otherwise.

Therefore... it was him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 05:04 PM (jtM2q)

187 "She now stands on the ground that so many female officers before her have plowed."
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:03 PM (vFG9F)

*snort*

Is it fertile?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

188 Turks do not have a good record with Armenians.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Cenk Uygur needs to cut an album with the Kardashians.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 05:04 PM (77rzZ)

189 You and thrawn blew the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Better than blowing a seal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (mlg/3)

190 Its illegally, obviously, to attack a cop while they are trying to arrest someone.

If you do so unarmed they are going to punch/kick/wrestle/taze you. And...perhaps shoot you.

Now, if you bring a gun to assaulting a cop, even if you aren't using it, well, the odds you get the worst result become much higher.

And I want to note the LaVoy Finicum standard. He was shot, in the back, while protesting with a holstered weapon. The government and FNM agreed it was a good shoot because he was armed.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)

191 I just realized we're a long way from the days of them screaming about Net Neutrality.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (+gb+N)

192 Cuddling with Lil Pooky while he watches Tchaikowsky's 4th. Poor little guy is sick.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Lil Pooky has great taste in music!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

193 And now Gavin is accusing Dr. Oz of racism for going after Armenian mob hospice fraud here in CA. You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: beckster at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (I7J9


Which is a fantastic charge, delightful I mean, not imaginary.

"granddaughter, understand, we were stealing money from dying Californians so we could buy estates and fast cars, and the Turk came. He marched us off to die in Palm Springs out of his hatred of our faith and our successes in the face of his tyranny"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (rbvCR)

194
That Candace Owens mispronunciation thing in the sidebar is hilarious. Macabre = "mack-uh-ber".

The synecdoche one is hilarious as well. When I first saw that, I pronounced it synec-douche.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (w6EFb)

195
But...they don't care. They have a narrative and they are sticking with it
Posted by: 18-1
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It is beyond that. They have damaged psyches, they are incapable of reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (XeU6L)

196 California. It's like a whole other country!

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (E7+ue)

197 That clip does not look like AI.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:06 PM (vFG9F)

198 Must be different browsers and different devices thing.

On my screen, the link ends at least 20 characters before the edge of the box.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:50 PM (GBKbO)


Yeah, I've never had a problem on any of my three devices or any of my four browsers.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 05:06 PM (FMtrg)

199 Of the 116,808 deceased individuals in opt-out states, roughly two-thirds (77,446) were enrolled after their deaths, the report stated.
A further 19% (22,58 may have died before enrollment

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The dead are much more flexible in their political opinion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 05:07 PM (L/fGl)

200 This bikini blonde in a pool has never defrauded a US government-sponsored telecommunications subsidy program:
http://tiny.cc/t99y001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 05:07 PM (MABZ1)

201 You laugh, but when I was in first grade in W Michigan, we put on a play and danced to a tune that went "Tulips are blooming in Holland, Michigan. Tulips are blooming all day."

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

Step brush hop, step brush hop....

Posted by: pookysgirl has had to sit through a lot of Dutch Dance practices at January 28, 2026 05:07 PM (Wt5PA)

202 rickb223 at January 28, 2026 04:42 PM (RoI99)

The one who needs to lose her license is the demonic bitch in Virginia who was instructing people on how to actually paralyze people with anesthesia meds, spray them with poison ivy-soaked water, etc.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 05:07 PM (Vvh2V)

203 There was a program they ran, around Covid time, that gave them $40 off for their internet service. There was some verification for that, as you had to already be on a low income program like SNAP or Medicaid

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2026 05:08 PM (+mUZM)

204
Syndey Sweeney launces a lingerie line or something:
https://is.gd/Uz8hd0

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)

205 Of the 116,808 deceased individuals in opt-out states, roughly two-thirds (77,446) were enrolled after their deaths

One re-current scam we see a lot of is something getting benefits on behalf of dead relatives. You can see it with everything from SS benefits to handicapped parking placards.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)

206 182 The first Highlander was a one off hoot. A movie like that cannot be replicated because it was so unique in story and stars that it can't be redone
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:02 PM (IDEQi)
------
Are you saying...

There can be only one?

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:09 PM (5aZAZ)

207 That Candace Owens mispronunciation thing in the sidebar is hilarious. Macabre = "mack-uh-ber".

The synecdoche one is hilarious as well. When I first saw that, I pronounced it synec-douche.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (w6EFb)

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In 9th grade English lit class we were reading Romeo and Juliet out loud, taking turns, and I'd encountered a word I'd never seen nor heard before:

apothecary -- which I pronounced (emphasis on the third syllable) "app-oh-Theck-er-ree" -- causing the entire class and the teacher to burst out laughing.

My face turned beet red and I said what did I do?

Of course, I still pronounce it that way today just for the comic effect ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (ls2v0)

208 > At what point does concealed carry become brandishing?
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Brandishing

https://youtu.be/McABcviWcJE

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (ZxPkt)

209 @206 yes, yes I am.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (IDEQi)

210 Syndey Sweeney launces a lingerie line or something:
https://is.gd/Uz8hd0


Anyone else suddenly feel the urge to have a tall glass of milk?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

211 Comrade Mamdani says NYC must raise taxes because of “fiscal crisis at a scale greater than the Great Recession"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 05:03 PM (L/fGl)

I'm LMAO at NYC now. Embrace the suck, assholes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (g8Ew8)

212 The angel of death Virginia nurse had her RN papers revoked today. The state should look at all her care on every shift she pulled.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (ehY6c)

213 Don't get in between cops (even feds) and their duties while armed because the feds will treat you like a threat the second you don't obey a single order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not just that, I've almost been shot twice by police due to negligence. I'm actually afraid of them because of their poor training. If I see one in my traffic pattern I'll right turn to get off the road just to avoid Murphy getting me pulled over.

These idiots have no idea. They're not playing with fire, they're soaking themselves with JP5 and playing with fire. I think if this is allowed to continue we're going to see another Kent State. Those guys panicked, and all it took was one guy to lose discipline and the rest opended up.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 05:11 PM (ciYHQ)

214 212 The angel of death Virginia nurse had her RN papers revoked today. The state should look at all her care on every shift she pulled.
Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (ehY6c)

Good

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 05:11 PM (VE6XX)

215 There can be only one?
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:09 PM (5aZAZ)


THERE CAN ONLY BE TEN T'OUSAND!

Posted by: The Nac Mac Feegle at January 28, 2026 05:11 PM (rbvCR)

216 Comrade Mamdani says NYC must raise taxes because of “fiscal crisis at a scale greater than the Great Recession"

I'm reminded of Clinton running on a platform of a "middle class tax cut" then raising taxes after being elected.

We just have too many voters that do not pay attention

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

217 >>>Outside of work, Terry and her wife, IMPD Captain Lindsey Terry, stay busy with their two teenagers.

of course

Posted by: brak at January 28, 2026 05:12 PM (jGJov)

218 The first Highlander was a one off hoot. A movie like that cannot be replicated because it was so unique in story and stars that it can't be redone
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:02 PM (IDEQi)
------
Are you saying...

There can be only one?
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:09 PM (5aZAZ)

--------------

"... in The End!"

/obligatory George Takei

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:12 PM (ls2v0)

219 216 Comrade Mamdani says NYC must raise taxes because of “fiscal crisis at a scale greater than the Great Recession"

When all the people who actually pay taxes and contribute to NYC leave, you'll know what a real fiscal crisis looks like....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 05:13 PM (VE6XX)

220 >> In 9th grade English lit class

Similar 9th grade or so tale for me. I pronounced "menagerie" as "Min-uh-jerry".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 05:14 PM (w6EFb)

221 We should just send all our tax money directly to the scammers and looters and cut out the govt. bureaucracy skimming off the top. That would save us at least 20%

Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2026 05:14 PM (GUOwU)

222 Off sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 05:14 PM (tQW7H)

223 Deutsche Bank this week calked in a 3to million dollar loan backed by Trump's 40 Wall Stréet
Other banks immediately followed


Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 05:14 PM (D+y54)

224 I'm reminded of Clinton running on a platform of a "middle class tax cut" then raising taxes after being elected.

We just have too many voters that do not pay attention

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

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"You mean you didn't you vote for his dreamy hair? *swoons*"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:15 PM (ls2v0)

225 Mamdani might as well say "we're going to raise taxes because the sky is blue" . Commies gotta commie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:16 PM (IDEQi)

226 The more I think about it, the more I agree with the angle that what we're seeing in Minneapolis implies that Trump, MAGA, MAHA, and Doge must somehow pose an existential threat to Postmodern Leftism. We have learned from their anti-ICE operations that American Socialists have in place an entire Insurgency level of organizational structure and training, which would have remained invisible if they had not used it. And, that's the key for me: using the infrastructure of the Socialist Insurgency meant making it vulnerable to exposure, which makes it vulnerable to counter-insurgency operations, but they did it anyway.

And, it also exposes by implication that there is likely a parallel infrastructure built up throughout the entire West, at least all of Europe and the Anglosphere, and probably everywhere that USAID and the Open Society Foundation spread their tendrils. So, the threat must be far vaster than the removal of a thousand specific illegal aliens, or even a million. They must have been reacting to a threat to something as least as valuable to them as the Global Socialist Insurgency infrastructure that they have exposed to potential erosion and removal.

Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 05:17 PM (Sy6m/)

227 Syndey Sweeney launces a lingerie line or something:
https://is.gd/Uz8hd0
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 05:17 PM (L/fGl)

228 193 And now Gavin is accusing Dr. Oz of racism for going after Armenian mob hospice fraud here in CA. You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: beckster at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (I7J9

Which is a fantastic charge, delightful I mean, not imaginary.

"granddaughter, understand, we were stealing money from dying Californians so we could buy estates and fast cars, and the Turk came. He marched us off to die in Palm Springs out of his hatred of our faith and our successes in the face of his tyranny"
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LOL.

Posted by: beckster at January 28, 2026 05:17 PM (I7J98)

229 Syndey Sweeney launces a lingerie line or something:
https://is.gd/Uz8hd0
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)
++++
Hell of a spread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 05:17 PM (MABZ1)

230 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Jan 27
Leftist author says “well-meaning liberals” have been fooled into supporting bodycams, which should stop being used.

“They have been an essential propaganda tool."

Yet leftists want every one of their militant wingnuts filming law enforcement.

Interesting how that works.
Jan 27, 2026 · 5:45 PM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)

231
This bikini blonde in a pool has never defrauded a US government-sponsored telecommunications subsidy program:
http://tiny.cc/t99y001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 05:07 PM (MABZ1)




I'm totally not the sort of Moron who would try to defraud her out of her bathing suit. Totally.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 05:18 PM (y9nCu)

232 omrade Mamdani says NYC must raise taxes because of “fiscal crisis at a scale greater than the Great Recession"

--

I love this almost as much as that psycho Lexie Lawler losing her nursing license.

Yes, fangirls who loved his great looking smile, you're going to get what you voted for! L-O-L

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 05:19 PM (qBdHI)

233 To be dead AND low-income? That would suck.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 28, 2026 05:19 PM (jDl+g)

234 @WesternLensman
Leftist author says “well-meaning liberals” have been fooled into supporting bodycams, which should stop being used.

“They have been an essential propaganda tool." ....
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)
++++
"Alleged police brutality" == MOAR BODY CAMS!
"Alleged leftist street warrior got what he asked for" == NO BODY CAMS EVER!!

There is only one solution to this problem. All cops must have body cams, but leftist street warriors must be given remote killswitches to disable them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 05:20 PM (MABZ1)

235 China and Japan are both selling off all their US treasuries st fire dale prices

Deglonbalizationi will crash

global economy
Luckily the USA will have food and energy

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 05:20 PM (D+y54)

236 >>>These fish sticks are hard as tits

ain't seen you for a fair bit. Hope you have been keeping better than me.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:20 PM (rbvCR)

237 Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (ehY6c)


Thank God. Because the other one, who hoped Karoline Leavitt tore herself in labor, was an asshole, but she was just running her mouth. Malinda Cook is a whole 'nother level. And through away an excellent career. Nurse Anesthetists make great money.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 05:22 PM (Vvh2V)

238 230 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Jan 27
Leftist author says “well-meaning liberals” have been fooled into supporting bodycams, which should stop being used.

“They have been an essential propaganda tool."
-------
The Ubiquity of body-worn cameras on cops is probably the biggest and most hilarious own goal the left has ever scored on themselves.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:22 PM (3BwY8)

239 st fire dale prices

Deglonbalizationi

Still haven't got that English thing completely worked out, I see, aliasborebore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:23 PM (Bw1/o)

240 NOOD ALERT!!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2026 05:23 PM (SwyyQ)

241
Nood

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=418299

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 05:23 PM (QVmho)

242 Yeah, we’re keeping the body cams.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 05:23 PM (Hkcdp)

243 "The one who needs to lose her license is the demonic bitch in Virginia"

No, she needs to go on Missing Persons Bulletin.

Honorable men risking their lives for their country and a trip to the ER after being shot could result in the horror of being paralyzed for life ?

Ladies, stop reading right here.

I'm told that pretty doesn't do well in captivity. Some men have very dark fantasies that they suppress because they could never do things so cruel to another human being. Then comes this bitch practically waving "pick me! pick me!"

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 05:23 PM (ciYHQ)

244 This bikini blonde in a pool has never defrauded a US government-sponsored telecommunications subsidy program:
http://tiny.cc/t99y001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 05:07 PM (MABZ1)

I can't see her eyes!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:24 PM (g8Ew8)

245 The RN that wished harm for Mrs. Leavittt also has been fired. Don't know the status of license.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:24 PM (ehY6c)

246
Not just that, I've almost been shot twice by police due to negligence. I'm actually afraid of them because of their poor training. If I see one in my traffic pattern I'll right turn to get off the road just to avoid Murphy getting me pulled over.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 05:11 PM (ciYHQ)



Word. A CA CHP 40 Cal muzzle looks like a German 88 when it's pointed at you from 4 feet away.

Helpful hint: When you run out of gas on the freeway, DON'T walk up to a CHP before he gets out of his cruiser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 05:24 PM (y9nCu)

247 Aliassmithsmith, globalism is a lie, it is mining the productive supposedly to support the disadvantaged, and what it does is support the parasites in their boardrooms and ancestral estates.
It is mining Appalachia and the Ohio, and the Western valleys of blood to enforce the wars that enrich the bankers and the financiers, and leaves addiction, degradation and death in its path.

Globalism delenda est, I suppose one could say, globalismus delenda est.

It is the only way to freedom.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:24 PM (rbvCR)

248 Je3z, threw. I can't even blame autocuke, I did that myself! Immature havecto quit laughing at Candace Owens!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 05:25 PM (Vvh2V)

249 Nood nurses losing their licenses.

Posted by: Dad of Six at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (6C9SW)

250 At what point does concealed carry become brandishing? I support the former while the latter just seems to be an excuse to get ventilated with prejudice.

Posted by: Heavy Meta
======
Once you engage in illegal actions like fighting with an officer, then they have the right to disarm you by force including deadly if you resist.

Only a very stupid person and one that should not be carrying in the first place purposefully engages cops of any flavor, local, state, or federal while armed.

Oh, and BTW TJM,
No cop has to give you Miranda rights when they arrest you. They only have to do that before interrogation as in custody.

Arrests only require probable cause witnessed by the officer or already preexisting in a warrant, etc.

My Criminal Law students all freaked out when I told them that. I also told them flat out never resist, talk back, nor try to wheedle them out of a ticket, etc. to a cop on the side of the road. Save it for court.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:27 PM (E4rtv)

251 Another thing to remember, don't carry off your property without using holsters. Many states have holster laws for firearms due to accidental discharges, etc.

If you like to go armed, then sure as hell follow ALL relevant state laws where ever you are. Even if they appear stupid to you, in a police encounter, you might take a ride downtown, lose your ability to buy a firearm in the future, and end up with a record.

Same applies dealing with federal lands. Follow the laws no matter how stupid they are. GOA is not gonna get you off nor is the 2AF. And if you have concealed carry insurance, they may well cancel you if you are caught violating firearm laws or fighting with cops.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:30 PM (E4rtv)

252 >This bikini blonde in a pool has never.....

----

Dyan Cannon vibe


some of you will have to look that name up

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (ZxPkt)

253 The angel of death Virginia nurse had her RN papers revoked today. The state should look at all her care on every shift she pulled.
Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:10 PM (ehY6c)

Isn't the attorney general the guy who said his political opponents should die in front of their children?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

254 Hope that evil nurse is crying the blues looking foe a judge on her side

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0)

255 Miss Sweeney definitely understands her appeal and is attempting to cash in on her moment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

256 Oh, and haven't had mail service since Saturday, roars were cleared fairly well by Monday morning

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)

257 Posted by: Kindltot

The key to good (or barely adequate) commenting is to delete 9 out of 10 before posting. Hope things there are adequate and improving. SWMBO is recovering from hamstring reattachment.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (jDl+g)

258 That Candace Owens mispronunciation thing in the sidebar is hilarious. Macabre = "mack-uh-ber".

The synecdoche one is hilarious as well. When I first saw that, I pronounced it synec-douche.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 05:05 PM (w6EFb)

I pronounce it Mak-a-BREE when I want to be annoying.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (8avO+)

259 Weird. Must be different browsers and different devices thing.

On my screen, the link ends at least 20 characters before the edge of the box.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
---

It's little, bitty phones.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (/bEIA)

260 Josh may be the least trust-worthy person in all of PA.

Where'd the $ go? Dem 'promises' of upgrades for emergency services, I'd bet.

Comcast, owns most of Philly, & offers low-cost, high-speed internet to households with income less than 200% of the Federal Poverty Level or those receiving federal assistance (SNAP, Medicaid, NSLP, etc.), as long as they meet some other very basic requirements.

AL Overview, In part - It operates as a "hometown hero" in Philadelphia and is one of the largest corporations in the state. Infrastructure Investment: Over the last few years, Comcast has invested over $2.4 billion in technology and infrastructure across Pennsylvania.
Expansion Initiatives: Comcast is heavily involved in expanding high-speed internet to rural parts of Pennsylvania, supported by a $61 million state grant to connect over 158 municipalities.

Another, Verizon, an influential telecommunications provider in Pennsylvania, operates as a dominant force in both wireless coverage and broadband infrastructure. The company serves nearly all of Pennsylvania, with its wireless network covering approximately 99.77% of households, providing extensive 4G LTE & 5G access.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 05:47 PM (NFX2v)

261 Those CA people are not dead! They're working on the high speed rail!

I think the administration should have a show on Newsmax or a podcast called "This Week in Fraud" and highlight all the billions they have discovered with a tally on screen. They could also keep a tally of indictments for same. Rand Paul could visit, Oz, Elon. It would be a blast.

Posted by: Random PJ at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (+jscL)

Trump: "A massive Armada is heading to Iran," Ready to Strike "with speed and violence"

Iran requested talks with the US to avert a possible military strike. Iran denies they did this, but the government is just a collection of filthy primitive Satanic liars.

Trump transmitted his demands, in exchange for "talks," and Iran rejected them. Among the demands: A completely nuclear-free Iran.

Now Trump warns Iran: Don't make me do to you what I did to Venezuela.

A massive Armada is heading to Iran. It is moving quickly, with great power, enthusiasm, and purpose. It is a larger fleet, headed by the great Aircraft Carrier Abraham Lincoln, than that sent to Venezuela.

Like with Venezuela, it is, ready, willing, and able to rapidly fulfill its mission, with speed and violence, if necessary. Hopefully Iran will quickly "Come to the Table" and negotiate a fair and equitable deal - NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS - one that is good for all parties. Time is running out, it is truly of the essence! As I told Iran once before, MAKE A DEAL! They didn't, and there was "Operation Midnight Hammer," a major destruction of Iran. The next attack will be far worse! Don't make that happen again.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DONALD J. TRUMP

Iran has responded, per the NYT:

Iran responded defiantly to President Trump's demand from earlier this morning to "Come to the Table" or face possible military action. The Iranian mission to the United Nations said in its own social media post that Iran was "ready for dialogue based on mutual respect and interests." But it added that "IF PUSHED," Iran would "DEFEND ITSELF AND RESPOND LIKE NEVER BEFORE!"

Marco Rubio was asked about Iran in his Senate appearance today.

The problem for Iran -- and for us -- is simple: Their economy is a basket-case due to their using all of their money to fund terrorism and nuclear bombs, and the sanctions we have imposed in response to that. The people are protesting not just because the regime is repressive and evil, but because common citizens are just broke and wondering where they'll get the money to eat.

But we can't help their economy or loosen up the sanctions as they continue to build nukes and fund terrorism.

So there's really only one way to end this. Well, two ways: Either the Ayatollah agrees to stop building nukes and funding terrorism, or we take him out.

They refuse to agree to the former.


Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson continues attacking Americans for even speaking about foreign policy. If you object to Iran killing 30-35,000 of its own citizens, he says you're a monster and a neocon for not talking about American fentanyl deaths.

But meanwhile, he can't stop taking trips to Qatar and Saudi Arabia and praising Islam.

"I'm very comfortable being in the seat of Islam."

Because he's such a patriotic American and such a strong Christian! I mean, did you know that Christian support for Israel was heretical?! Tucker Carlson says so. In fact, he says he "hates" "Christian Zionists."

But he's a SuperFan of Islam. And that endorsement should count for a lot, for, as he always tells you when he's endorsing leftwing propaganda, he is a Christian. Or at least he became one two years ago.

Ryan Saavedra
@RyanSaavedra

Ambassador Mike Huckabee suggests that Tucker Carlson's rapid ideological shift is driven by money:

"Let's just take Tucker Carlson. That a man in his mid 50s, who I've known since 1991 when his first job out of college was in Little Rock, Arkansas, working for a newspaper. I worked with him for 6.5 years at Fox News in New York.

Suddenly, in a very short period of time, a switch is split, and he has a completely different worldview, and his ideological base has completely changed. That's not normal for someone in his 50s. It just isn't.

What happened? I don't know. Is it that it is more profitable for him to do what he's doing now than what he was doing when he was at Fox News?

He wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't. There's got to be, on all of our part, a willingness to push back, stand up, speak up. But to do it with facts, but to do it not with a sense of anger and hostility, I think that's a huge mistake.

If all we do is engage in the same level of temperature, then we're not going to be able to be successful. We need to calmly, but with a sense of assurance and confidence, push back on some of the more outrageous things."

His remarks here.

Posted by: Ace at 03:10 PM




Comments

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1 In before - Nothing will happen. Trump has abandoned Iran.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:12 PM (ExV1e)

3 CAN THE BLADE BE FIRST AGAIN?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

4 ISLAMIST FLUFFER CARLSON WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (ECOeX)

5 The problem with Iran's masters is that those masters genuinely believe they are appointed by God to rule. They will kill every Iranian to save Iran from paganism.
Some are more genuine than others, but those who have signed onto the deal - i.e. the Basij - know they are fucked if they lose.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (gKWVE)

6 I’ve seen more family members than a 20 year reunion.

Posted by: Illhan Omars Scampy Cooter at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (aZ9eR)

7 Tucker Carlson's theme song
youtu.be/ad2l2LnouIc

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (gKWVE)

8 Rubio destroyed the dem senators.
Just wonderful to watch.
Especially that big dyke from Nevada

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (jZ3ZM)

9 Qatari Cash and the Pakistani Pay-Pigs would make an excellent name for a rock band.

Posted by: Zombie Dave Barry at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (pAU8y)

10 The 12th Imam will come.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

11 Ambassador Mike Huckabee suggests that Tucker Carlson's rapid ideological shift is driven by money

No shit? "Influencers" will shift their positions almost on a dime over money? Well, knock me down with a feather.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (ExV1e)

12 Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

13 "Hopefully Iran will quickly "Come to the Table" and negotiate a fair and equitable deal - NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS"

I guess last year's MOAB strike didn't 'obliterate' their nuclear program after all.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (N8ZBc)

14 Trump needs to explain exactly what he's going to do in Iran if they don't play ball, down to the target lists and specific times and dates.

What? Nuh-uh. You're stupid. Your face is stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

15 3 CAN THE BLADE BE FIRST AGAIN?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)


Probably. Eventually. But not on this post.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (ExV1e)

16 Anyone can post in all caps but Iran will find out there's only one Trump.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:16 PM (+gb+N)

17 Why doesn't Tucker just go and revert already?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

18 either money or tucker was hit by lightning

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 28, 2026 03:16 PM (CWTWj)

19 Iran just hung some protester as an F you to Trump.

Here we go.

Posted by: Illhan Omars Scampy Cooter at January 28, 2026 03:17 PM (aZ9eR)

20 I guess last year's MOAB strike didn't 'obliterate' their nuclear program after all.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (N8ZBc)


Or... they're trying to resurrect it and Trump knows he won't be President forever.

Could be either.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:17 PM (ExV1e)

21 >>>Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson continues attacking Americans for even speaking about foreign policy. If you object to Iran killing 30-35,000 of its own citizens, he says you're a monster and a neocon for not talking about American fentanyl deaths.



Personally, when Vance gets the heave-ho for not being sufficiently doctrinaire on Iran and the need to continue the Middle East wars, we will need Pence to lead us to the new Jerusalem, which will honestly be everywhere.


BUT at least Fent will be cheap in our New Jerusalem, amiright?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 03:17 PM (rbvCR)

22 Kinda done discussing Tucker, not much left to debate, he is pretty clear.

The only thing I want to know about Iran is "Trump Kept His Promise." That's all.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)

23 Tucker is such a Chud Dongle. What a complete breakdown.

Posted by: Henry at January 28, 2026 03:17 PM (tWkg3)

24 Use the Discombobulator, Don! Use the Discombobulator!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

25 My money is still on:

1) Brian tumor
2) Drugs

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

26 At whitehouse.gov, June 26 2025:

"Experts Agree: Iran’s Nuclear Facilities Have Been Obliterated."
https://tinyurl.com/2xe7c2wx

I guess not.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:18 PM (N8ZBc)

27 Of course ace, I would honor anyone in the $7,000 club.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 03:19 PM (rbvCR)

28 As responsible Christians we must assert Death to Israel and that Allah is the one true god.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (+gb+N)

29 25 My money is still on:

1) Brian tumor
2) Drugs
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

I think it's cash bribes and kompromant.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (mxcbL)

30 either money or tucker was hit by lightning
Posted by: gnats local 678

Didn't he say he got attacked by a demon?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

31 "Or... they're trying to resurrect it and Trump knows he won't be President forever. Could be either."

Or possibly, ... just possibly ..., and I won't try to persuade anybody: it's all bullshit.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (N8ZBc)

32
Waiting for the DU report guy to report on the "TACO" comments.

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (Y8DZL)

33 Cucker also at that conference (featuring Hilary Clinton) said "Diversity is our strength, I actually believe that”

Told you he was a stinking leftist shill in fancy duds. As they all are.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:21 PM (g47mK)

34 Fuck Iran. I live in the U.S. Fix insurrection here first.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (jbnUc)

35 >>Personally, when Vance gets the heave-ho for not being sufficiently doctrinaire on Iran and the need to continue the Middle East wars, we will need Pence to lead us to the new Jerusalem, which will honestly be everywhere.
BUT at least Fent will be cheap in our New Jerusalem, amiright?

seriously, the overrwrought faggoty college bullshit session propaganda from you guys is so fucking tiresome. "If you don't support RON PAUL!!!! you just want to conquer the world for Jews!"

Make new propaganda.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (1wjle)

36 Tucker Carlson's theme song
youtu.be/ad2l2LnouIc
Posted by: gKWVE

I was thinking more this.

https://is.gd/OkiJtw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (L/fGl)

37 I laughed at the word enthusiasm in Trumps post.

Enthusiams! from that movie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (n5tGW)

38 35 Make new propaganda.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (1wjle)

======

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

39 I guess you missed the point the Iranian people are sick of the repressive, Middle Ages bullshit. The Sharia police and all these other groups have been doing fun things like hanging women for being immodest. I guess Cucker Tarlson’s just fine with that too. Most of the protesters were also killed by militia groups, many from Iraq, who are their foot soldiers. We could have eliminated those fuckers and Trump missed the opportunity- just as he was telling the protesters to have heart.

That was an easy call. We could have eliminated a few problems with those strikes. Nope.

Posted by: Illhan Omars Scampy Cooter at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (aZ9eR)

40 We need to finish what we started with Iran in 79, we have been pussy footing around with them since then. I got a combat deployment out of them in 88 when we went in to escort oil tankers through the straits and we got to sink their Navy but we couldn't touch anything not floating in the Gulf.


We spent 20 years messing with their proxies in both Iraq and Afghanistan after 9/11.


It's time to end this mess once and for all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (0N4FZ)

41 Of course ace, I would honor anyone in the $7,000 club.
=====

Here ya go
https://tinyurl.com/33w9a53z

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (RIvkX)

42 either money or tucker was hit by lightning
Posted by: gnats local 678

Someone must have sprayed his face with vinegar (Summer's Eve?).

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (g8Ew8)

43 He is looking for sponsors (now that Qatar is about to become a little poorer) - Hillary and Saudi are excellent choice!

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (g47mK)

44 34 Concur.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (N8ZBc)

45 OVERWROUGHT FAGGOTY COLLEGE BULLSHIT SESSION PROPAGANDA GUYS WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (b0FFX)

46 I will wait to comment further until the thread devolves into our Evergreen Topics.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (pDt9x)

47 Here ya go
https://tinyurl.com/33w9a53z
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 03:23 PM (RIvkX)

I would let ace handle xhim.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (g47mK)

48 Or possibly, ... just possibly ..., and I won't try to persuade anybody: it's all bullshit.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (N8ZBc)


That was what I meant by "could be either". Neither of us knows for sure so either speculation could be correct, or not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (ExV1e)

49 either money or tucker was hit by lightning
Posted by: gnats local 678

Didn't he say he got attacked by a demon?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
*******
Obviously, the demon won.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (NpAcC)

50 >>>33 Cucker also at that conference (featuring Hilary Clinton) said "Diversity is our strength, I actually believe that”

you're kidding.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (1wjle)

51 BREAKING: Nasra Ahmed, the lady who went viral for saying “Somalia is more then bananas and rice”, has been arrested in Minneapolis for assauIting federal officers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (CNl8/)

52 Carlson's being blackmailed b/c his favorite band is Nickleback.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (KalSb)

53 Go away Tucker. Spend the next few years writing a book nobody will read.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (E7+ue)

54 I think kindl is being sarcastic, ace.

Or is it sardonic?

Ironic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

55 Why is Cucker in Riyadh?

He is disgusting to look at and read what garbage he spews.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (WONhk)

56 >>Personally, when Vance gets the heave-ho for not being sufficiently doctrinaire on Iran and the need to continue the Middle East wars, we will need Pence to lead us to the new Jerusalem, which will honestly be everywhere.
BUT at least Fent will be cheap in our New Jerusalem, amiright?

seriously, the overrwrought faggoty college bullshit session propaganda from you guys is so fucking tiresome. "If you don't support RON PAUL!!!! you just want to conquer the world for Jews!"

Make new propaganda.


Do you have any idea how long it takes to develop a complete, hermetically-sealed fantasy world?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)

57 The problem with Iran's masters is that those masters genuinely believe they are appointed by God to rule. They will kill every Iranian to save Iran from paganism.
Some are more genuine than others, but those who have signed onto the deal - i.e. the Basij - know they are fucked if they lose.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (gKWVE)

doubtful.

Otherwise they wouldn't have scuttled into the bomb shelters.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

58 I think it's cash bribes and kompromant.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (mxcbL)

There it is. But mostly cash bribes. It doesn't take much to "turn" a Tucker.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (+gb+N)

59 Obviously, the demon won.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (NpAcC)

How big were the demons tits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

60 >>>37 I laughed at the word enthusiasm in Trumps post.
Enthusiams! from that movie.

I did too.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (1wjle)

61 seriously, the overrwrought faggoty college bullshit session propaganda from you guys is so fucking tiresome. "If you don't support RON PAUL!!!! you just want to conquer the world for Jews!"

Make new propaganda.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (1wjle

tbodie is the best Lurker at The HQ!

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (LSR8N)

62 22 Kinda done discussing Tucker, not much left to debate, he is pretty clear.

The only thing I want to know about Iran is "Trump Kept His Promise." That's all.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)

Crystal clear, sadly. So many prayers for the Persians.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (Wmg4n)

63 We aren't dealing with Maduro here. I think religious fanatics are much harder to conquer. And there are a lot more targets to snatch, with far more motivated protectors.

Tucker must be getting paid, and paid huge, because he married an heiress. But maybe they've blown through the money.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (Vvh2V)

64 "If you don't support RON PAUL!!!! you just want to conquer the world for Jews!"

Make new propaganda.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (1wjle)

I mean, I kinda want to conquer the world for Jews.

Jews are pretty great.

And it ain't like everyone else is out there not sucking at life, is it?

Let's put the "Die" back into Diaspora, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (06Hmj)

65 Tucker actually campaigned with Trump.. WTF happened ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (VE6XX)

66 52 Carlson's being blackmailed b/c his favorite band is Nickleback.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (KalSb)

======

I tried to warn DeSantis of the problems this fandom has on people's futures.

I tried.

But did he listen? No!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

67 I will wait to comment further until the thread devolves into our Evergreen Topics.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (pDt9x)


Remember that photo of the chick lighting a cigarette with a photo of the Ayatollah? How big do you reckon her knockers were?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (ExV1e)

68 56 Do you have any idea how long it takes to develop a complete, hermetically-sealed fantasy world?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)

=====

*seriously...I'm not gonna mention Prometheus*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

69 Carlson's being blackmailed b/c his favorite band is Nickleback.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (KalSb)

LOL.

Tucker: I'm tired of standing in line to clubs I'll never get in!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

70 Cucker also at that conference (featuring Hilary Clinton) said "Diversity is our strength, I actually believe that”

you're kidding.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (1wjle)

No -->

https://tinyurl.com/2dpmstmz

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (g47mK)

71 I think kindl is being sarcastic, ace.

Or is it sardonic?

Ironic?


Chronic? Pentatonic? Hypersonic?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

72 seriously, the overrwrought faggoty college bullshit session propaganda from you guys is so fucking tiresome. "If you don't support RON PAUL!!!! you just want to conquer the world for Jews!"

Make new propaganda.

----------------------------------------------

Nothing is more sensible from a dude who goes out of his way to come here and not contribute than to bitch about being tired to be here

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

73 Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DONALD J. TRUMP
.......

DONT MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)

74 As responsible Christians we must assert Death to Israel and that Allah is the one true god.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (+gb+N)
___

Yeah, I don't think so.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (22p5n)

75 Tucker Qatarlson needs to fuck all the way off.

Posted by: Scumbag quisling cocksucker he is at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (TbWk/)

76 >>>65 Tucker actually campaigned with Trump.. WTF happened ?

he literally wrote texts saying he "hates" Trump and couldn't wait for him to lose in 2020 so that he'd never have to think about him again.

Like many grifters and opportunists, he thinks he can control Trump by kissing up to him.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (1wjle)

77 I think Tucker is just kinda dumb and spiteful

I do enjoy when the mask comes fully off tho. it's always refreshing.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (emBoF)

78 either money or tucker was hit by lightning
Posted by: gnats local 678

Didn't he say he got attacked by a demon?


When did he and Candace get together?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (PVBkQ)

79 Tucker's fake laugh is spastic as shit. And annoying.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (ioyGu)

80 Like many grifters and opportunists, he thinks he can control Trump by kissing up to him.


unfortunately this works too often. OMAROSA

but maybe PDJT has finally learned

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (emBoF)

81 Hope the Mullahs run for cover

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (Ia/+0)

82 We’ve been smoking ISIS all over the ME every time they pick their heads up. We just took out a bunch of those fags the other day in Syria. Meanwhile we couldn’t hit those militias crossing into Iran before they started unleashing their technicals on civilian crowds?

I’m the last one to say we should be involved in this crap. I’m sick of fighting other peoples wars. But we are there and the key to stability is sending as many of these groups back to hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (Mb3nF)

83 Something tells me that Taylor is REALLY looking forward to Avengers: Doomsday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

84 Trump is definitely the funniest president.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (+gb+N)

85 It was pretty obvious we were going to do something inside Venezuela with all the ships we had there. Same with Iran, probably some type of kinetic action with the next week or so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (n5tGW)

86 Like many grifters and opportunists, he thinks he can control Trump by kissing up to him.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM (1wjle)


Might have worked... in 2017.

Not so much today.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ExV1e)

87 83 Something tells me that Taylor is REALLY looking forward to Avengers: Doomsday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

======

"I know that guy!"
-the Marvel movie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

88 79 Concur.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (N8ZBc)

89 I fully support taking out Iran's rulers, I had trepidation's with regards to not really knowing what we'd get in their place, but as long as we don't labor under the Colin Powell, You Break It You Bought It ROE, f**k It.

As Ronny Raygun opined, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (XV/Pl)

90 Azerbaijan has joined the coalition against Iran. Iranian drones and ours had a standoff over the Straits of Hormuz yesterday.
Inflation is over 300% . All banks, ATM and stores are closed.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (0KSrI)

91 I'm not opposed to toppling the Mullahs, I just don't want any commitment to rebuilding the society.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (wGerL)

92 Surgical strikes of Islamic leadership in Iran but then what? Who steps up into leadership? Someone worse, better, or just ineffective?

My guess is chaos will ensue for months until that is sorted out.

NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (xvV+O)

93 he was always like that; total AGITPROP

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (g47mK)

94 "The core problem they face, unlike the protests you saw in the past on some other topics, is that they don't have a way to address the core complaints of the protesters, which is that their economy is in collapse." (Marco Rubio)
______________________

Keep an eye on the Iranian / Pakistani border. I suspect while Trump is making all these threats of action, the real strategy here is a siege. Cutting off Iran from any Import/ Export markets disallows them the opportunity to address the core problems of decaying infrastructure. The land route (through Pakistan) is currently shut down to Iranians. I suspect we have "advisors" there assisting and encouraging Pakistan in that endeavor. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see Pakistan get a late Christmas gift of some form as a payoff for playing along.

Worst job in Iran...a swabby in the Iranian Navy.

Bonus, Russia and China suffer from a siege strategy on Iran as well.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (dIske)

95 Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (XV/Pl)

Was John Sidney "Obamacare or death" McCain III.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (wGerL)

96 not gonna mention Prometheus*

PROMETHEUS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Kt19C)

97 Somebody called me a Christian Zionist the other day, which was interesting.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Mb3nF)

98
It's called gunboat diplomacy.
About 100,000 tons worth.

Posted by: Foreign Policy 101 at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (QxCXX)

99 *seriously...I'm not gonna mention Prometheus*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Careful about provoking the Gods today! I broke the 100 comment rule on the art thread and CBD smote me ruthlessly!

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Y8DZL)

100 yep runner I think you are 100 percent correct

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (emBoF)

101 Tucker must be getting paid, and paid huge, because he married an heiress. But maybe they've blown through the money.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (Vvh2V)

I don't think its bribery. Which means:

1) it was always an act, which i find hard to believe.

Or

2) it's one of the things I mentioned and it's a mental status change.

There was a kid i knew, worked for me. Always struck my gut as a solid kid. Hard working. Genuine.

Then evidently he started to run into marriage problem (probably not all of a sudden but it came to a head.) Come to find out he had a massive case of bipolar. Throw in drugs he started in on and all of a sudden my gut did a u turn (i did not know the above until after) and I did not know why.

People can dramatically change.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

102 I'm not opposed to toppling the Mullahs, I just don't want any commitment to rebuilding the society.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (wGerL)


I could go with very short term humanitarian aid. Food and water, basically.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (ExV1e)

103 >> NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND

What makes you believe we and others aren’t already there?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (Mb3nF)

104 >>>unfortunately this works too often. OMAROSA

exactly, it's always a fear with me. I think this went on a lot in the first administration.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (1wjle)

105 I have to imagine the entire idea of "nation building" is superfluous. Why do it? So that there's a stable new nation left in the wake of the one you just flattened, so they're less likely to be trouble for you?

...

You just flattened the old boss. Shake the dust off your feet and leave nothing behind you but the memory of what happened to the last guy who Fucked Around. Whatever else they build beyond that is their rodeo, not ours.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (06Hmj)

106 Vaporize the Mullahs oil refineries (which is what keeps them financed and in power), especially Kharg Island.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (EeAvm)

107 91 I'm not opposed to toppling the Mullahs, I just don't want any commitment to rebuilding the society.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 03:30 PM (wGerL)

=====

People act like Trump campaigned on no foreign interactions at all.

But, Trump in his first term used surgical strikes to attack Iran's terrorism leadership.

His whole style is negotiate hard, if that fails, strike hard and then open up negotiations again. He's never once let off a hint that he wanted to nation build anywhere in the world. The most is, "let American companies have favorable and first-bid contracts to your resources," not, "Let the State Department build you a new Parliament."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

108 97 Somebody called me a Christian Zionist the other day, which was interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Mb3nF)

What did he think that meant, I wonder?

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (pDt9x)

109 79 Tucker's fake laugh is spastic as shit. And annoying.
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (ioyGu)

It's totally performative.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (mxcbL)

110 85 It was pretty obvious we were going to do something inside Venezuela with all the ships we had there. Same with Iran, probably some type of kinetic action with the next week or so.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (n5tGW)

I think Trump planned to go in earlier but he ran into some obstacles , Middle Eastern Countries opposed... I'm thinking he has worked those out so now the push.. Or it could all be a head fake...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (VE6XX)

111 In fact I believe his fake spastic and annoying laugh is reason enough to dislike Tucker.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (ioyGu)

112 I drink when i have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (HErWb)

113 What makes you believe we and others aren’t already there?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (Mb3nF)

Teheran department stores can't seem to keep khakis and ray bans on the shelves these days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (06Hmj)

114 either money or tucker was hit by lightning
Posted by: gnats local 678

Didn't he say he got attacked by a demon?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

yeah the demon in the bedroom stories tells me he's not all there. Even Jesus had to climb a mountain to get tempted.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (8avO+)

115 If we get rid of the mullahs many of the 30 -40000 US troops in the area can be based elsewhere . They are in the Middle East to protect US interests against their terrorist regime

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (IDEQi)

116 99 *seriously...I'm not gonna mention Prometheus*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Careful about provoking the Gods today! I broke the 100 comment rule on the art thread and CBD smote me ruthlessly!

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Y8DZL)

======

CBD's art thread is really the only thread with rules.

The rest are more like guidelines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

117 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

118 I'm meeeltiiing.....

Posted by: Ilan Omar at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (HErWb)

119 I'm not opposed to toppling the Mullahs, I just don't want any commitment to rebuilding the society.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

The Persians aren't the Afghans. They're a pretty intelligent people. When their expats return, they'll probably be able to rebuild a lot on their own.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

120 How much for your soul, Tucker?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Iran will set off a nuke...the radioactive material will be traced to the US. It will get spicy.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (cS1cw)

122 >>>Tucker Carlson says so. In fact, he says he "hates" "Christian Zionists."
---

Don't know much about his lineage except; highfalutin and money. Were they also 'round the bend?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (8Ez/A)

123 Suddenly, in a very short period of time, a switch is split, and he has a completely different worldview, and his ideological base has completely changed. That's not normal for someone in his 50s. It just isn't.

What happened? I don't know. Is it that it is more profitable for him to do what he's doing now than what he was doing when he was at Fox News?

He wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't.


--

No different than when Tucker transitioned from a bow-tie wearing Libertarian, chatting nightly with Willie Geist and the three viewers he had on MSNBC to his role on FOX News.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (tmaEb)

124 120 How much for your soul, Tucker?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

======

But for Wales?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

125
CBD's art thread is really the only thread with rules.

The rest are more like guidelines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)



The book and gardening threads would like a word with you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

126 Somebody called me a Christian Zionist the other day, which was interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Mb3nF)

What did he think that meant, I wonder?
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (pDt9x)


Isn't that the whole "Christians only want Israel to exist so that it brings about Armageddon and Christ's return?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)

127 yeah the demon in the bedroom stories tells me he's not all there. Even Jesus had to climb a mountain to get tempted.


whoa

is this a common thing? I had a local pol tell me a really deeply weird story about a demon in his bedroom (while drunk but still).

wtf. this is why I kept my teddy bear!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (emBoF)

128 His whole style is negotiate hard, if that fails, strike hard and then open up negotiations again. He's never once let off a hint that he wanted to nation build anywhere in the world. The most is, "let American companies have favorable and first-bid contracts to your resources," not, "Let the State Department build you a new Parliament."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

Some months ago he was telling leaders in that area that they need to invest in putting industry, science and the like in their area rather than making glitzy ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

129 exactly, it's always a fear with me. I think this went on a lot in the first administration.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (1wjle)

There is that Bible quote from David about how a traitor is far worse than an honest enemy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

130 Iran requested talks with the US to avert a possible military strike. Iran denies they did this, but the government is just a collection of filthy primitive Satanic liars.
++++
Who in Iran?

Maybe they have their inverted John Kerry who made a call without authorization. Both "Iran called" and "Iran didn't call" can be simultaneously true depending on who did what with who's permission.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (MABZ1)

131 125 The book and gardening threads would like a word with you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

======

I will respect the book thread rules about pants when people respect the "must attend and read the content" rules of the movie thread!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

132 demons have gotten better transporter tech since Jesus' time I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (emBoF)

133 121 Iran will set off a nuke...the radioactive material will be traced to the US. It will get spicy.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (cS1cw)

Spicier:

It gets traced to France

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (06Hmj)

134 116

CBD's art thread is really the only thread with rules.

The rest are more like guidelines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

Trying to recall if the Art Thread always had that rule.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (pDt9x)

135 We're sitting right here.

Posted by: The Zion Christianists at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (QxCXX)

136 I think kindl is being sarcastic, ace.

Or is it sardonic?

Ironic?

Chronic? Pentatonic? Hypersonic?
Posted by: Archimedes

This is outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (L/fGl)

137
Didn't he say he got attacked by a demon?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

yeah the demon in the bedroom stories tells me he's not all there. Even Jesus had to climb a mountain to get tempted.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM

I think that's called sleep paralysis.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (mxcbL)

138 @101

>>People can dramatically change.

I still thinks it's a gross over-correction for being a McCainian Warmonger for most of punditing life.

Plus I think it's also a bit of PTSD from being fired from FOX and cast out.

Regardless, his heel turn has become very sad, as I thought he did have some good insights and offered trenchant commentary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (XV/Pl)

139 I think Trump planned to go in earlier but he ran into some obstacles , Middle Eastern Countries opposed... I'm thinking he has worked those out so now the push.. Or it could all be a head fake...
Posted by: It's me donna

Somebody here the other day posted something about how we were doing something with Israel, Jordan, and the UAE.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (77rzZ)

140 > "Thank you for your attention to this matter!--President DONALD J. TRUMP"

I like the way the President addresses the Iranian leadership as if he were giving directives to middle management at Trump Tower.

Posted by: Just reporting at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (GMNm5)

141 119 I'm not opposed to toppling the Mullahs, I just don't want any commitment to rebuilding the society.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
____________________

I suspect that the bulk of that would fall to the Saudis. They are the country that benefits most from a regime change (not just in Iran, but the troublesome factions in Southern Yemen, which the Saudis also play a direct part and are finance by Iran)

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

142 "Ambassador Mike Huckabee suggests that Tucker Carlson's rapid ideological shift is driven by money:"

Let's hope his son's (Buckley) and DIL's isn't. I'd like Vance in the next administration.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (NFX2v)

143 The Iranian mission to the United Nations said in its own social media post that Iran was "ready for dialogue based on mutual respect and interests." But it added that "IF PUSHED," Iran would "DEFEND ITSELF AND RESPOND LIKE NEVER BEFORE!"
++++
Interesting. Both to the UN and about the issue, but neither to the US nor through diplomatic channels. So for public consumption.

I wonder what they said privately.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (MABZ1)

144 What would we "strike" in Iran I wonder?

We took out their nuclear facilities.

Maybe IGRC headquarters?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (L6dcX)

145 BREAKING: Nasra Ahmed, the lady who went viral for saying “Somalia is more then bananas and rice”, has been arrested in Minneapolis for assauIting federal officers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (CNl8/)

Ok, so bananas, rice, and stupidity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (snZF9)

146 People can dramatically change.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)
=====

His sanity is hanging by a thread. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: One of the many voices in San Franpsycho's head at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (RIvkX)

147 Free Persia!

Posted by: Some were born to sing the blues at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (jc0TO)

148 134 Trying to recall if the Art Thread always had that rule.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (pDt9x)

======

At some point CBD changed it from an open thread to an art thread, and imposed the 100 comment rule.

It's his thread. I respect it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

149 I think that's called sleep paralysis.


yeah but still

glad I don't have sleep paralysis

there was this Netflix doc on that. creeped me OUT

I already have trouble sleeping sheesh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (emBoF)

150
Laconic.

Posted by: Uh oh at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (QxCXX)

151
The Persians aren't the Afghans. They're a pretty intelligent people. When their expats return, they'll probably be able to rebuild a lot on their own.
Posted by: Bulg
-------

Mullahs have done a good job of wiping out the Persia in Persians. Most of them are Muslim now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (8Ez/A)

152 whoa

is this a common thing? I had a local pol tell me a really deeply weird story about a demon in his bedroom (while drunk but still).

wtf. this is why I kept my teddy bear!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (emBoF)

I actually have read of a kind of rare sleep disorder some blame for visions in dreams and the like.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)

153 126 Somebody called me a Christian Zionist the other day, which was interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Mb3nF)

What did he think that meant, I wonder?
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (pDt9x)

Isn't that the whole "Christians only want Israel to exist so that it brings about Armageddon and Christ's return?"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)

Huh. That kinda sounds like the Popup 12 Imam sorta thing. I dunno.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)

154 "It gets traced to France."

Touche.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (cS1cw)

155 Dr Strangelove time. Which bunker tube do we aim this down. That one?

All of them.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (KiBMU)

156 is this a common thing? I had a local pol tell me a really deeply weird story about a demon in his bedroom (while drunk but still).

wtf. this is why I kept my teddy bear!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (emBoF)

Probably some kind of Bayesian sort of thing.

What are the odds that a person gets some kind of sleep paralysis?

What are the odds that you meet or engage with a politician?

What are the odds that the politician you meet gets sleep paralysis?

Something, something, no math on the blog.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (06Hmj)

157 Trying to recall if the Art Thread always had that rule.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (pDt9x)


I seem to recall CBD instituting that a couple years back because people just ignored the art and writeup that Kris did.

But I could be hallucinating.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (ExV1e)

158 Isn't there a Nissan Armada?

What would drive a company to name a car "Armada".

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (HErWb)

159 BREAKING: Nasra Ahmed, the lady who went viral for saying “Somalia is more then bananas and rice”, has been arrested in Minneapolis for assauIting federal officers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at

Lots of rice in prison. Gotta think bananas are a lil hard to come by.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (MGB5H)

160 Maybe ishlam has something to offer Tucker that he was unable to get elsewhere?

Small boys perhaps.

Or goats?

Many possibilities....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (jtM2q)

161 BREAKING: Nasra Ahmed, the lady who went viral for saying “Somalia is more then bananas and rice”, has been arrested in Minneapolis for assauIting federal officers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (CNl8/)

Ok, so bananas, rice, and stupidity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (snZF9)

You left out piracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

162 I think Tucker is just kinda dumb and spiteful

I do enjoy when the mask comes fully off tho. it's always refreshing.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:28 PM (emBoF)
*******
He's extremely spiteful.
I think he wants to burn it all down to damage the Republican Party even if it means the Communists take over.
If and when the Democrats regain power and add 2 more states and 4 more SC justices.
He'll then do a 180 and act like he's some kind of conservative savior.
He must never be trusted.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (NpAcC)

163 The reason why their economy is in collapse is because they spend all their money and all their resources building weapons and sponsoring terrorist groups around the world instead of reinvesting it back into their society.
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True, but narrow.

Our sanctions are pretty brutal, too. They're a huge factor in the ongoing privations in Iran and, combined with the recent uprising or unrest or whatever it is, Iran now has no foreign trade. It's currency has no bid. Zero.

That's disastrous and we were instrumental in that state of affairs. We should take credit for it. "There's a way out of this for you if you just flee to Russia, pay the vig, and retire."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (MABZ1)

164 TJM, how does the Iranian movie industry thrive (critically at least,) in a nation with heavy suppression of non-Islamic views? Do all the filmmakers work in secret, or in exile?

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (N8ZBc)

165 Suddenly, in a very short period of time, a switch is split, and he has a completely different worldview, and his ideological base has completely changed. That's not normal for someone in his 50s. It just isn't.

I am ruefully coming to the conclusion that principles are for suckers. For the right price, I will now say anything anyone wants me to. I mean, why the hell not?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (Fs0KI)

166 Thank you for your attention to this matter > bless his heart

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (L/fGl)

167 I guess last year's MOAB strike didn't 'obliterate' their nuclear program after all.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (N8ZBc)

Equipment is gone, the know how is still there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (+VCCp)

168 I'm not opposed to toppling the Mullahs, I just don't want any commitment to rebuilding the society.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
____________________

I suspect that the bulk of that would fall to the Saudis. They are the country that benefits most from a regime change (not just in Iran, but the troublesome factions in Southern Yemen, which the Saudis also play a direct part and are finance by Iran)


Unlikely. The Persians and Arabs hate each other.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

169 "This is outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on?

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (QxCXX)

170 The people are protesting not just because the regime is repressive and evil, but because common citizens are just broke and wondering where they'll get the money to eat.
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Or get anything. Iran doesn't produce *much* beyond weapons and oil, and you can eat neither.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (MABZ1)

171 What are the odds that you meet or engage with a politician?
[I/]

unfortunately for me this happens alot

now also remember my spouse is a massive anti-trump Ivy League type guy

so.. tells you what you need to know about SEPA Rs really

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (emBoF)

172 Trump can't talk that much smack, and then NOT act


right?

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (ZxPkt)

173 We have or will have what the military refers to as, overwhelming strength. in the region. Trump will probably do as he says and extract the snake heads.

Hopefully, he will extract the nukes too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (8Ez/A)

174 Are there bananas in Somalia? I thought that it was coffee land.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (jc0TO)

175
there was this Netflix doc on that. creeped me OUT

I already have trouble sleeping sheesh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (emBoF)

Same and I hope to never experience this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (mxcbL)

176 oops!

it was a demon!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (emBoF)

177 But he's a SuperFan of Islam. And that endorsement should count for a lot, for, as he always tells you when he's endorsing leftwing propaganda, he is a Christian. Or at least he became one two years ago.
+++
He's a super fan of whoever is cutting the checks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (MABZ1)

178 Hey Tehran, how's the water?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (KfXOG)

179 Isn't that the whole "Christians only want Israel to exist so that it brings about Armageddon and Christ's return?"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)

Huh. That kinda sounds like the Popup 12 Imam sorta thing. I dunno.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)

Pretty sure God can plan the logistics for Armageddon without US support.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

180 Small boys perhaps.

Or goats?

Many possibilities....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (jtM2q)

It's always about the kids, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (06Hmj)

181 *seriously...I'm not gonna mention Prometheus*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Careful about provoking the Gods today! I broke the 100 comment rule on the art thread and CBD smote me ruthlessly!

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Y8DZL)

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CBD's art thread is really the only thread with rules.

The rest are more like guidelines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
________

Where's the fun in having rules if you don't get to break them?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

182 I have had a couple dreams where I could not move no matter what. Some vague sense of intense menace. You scream and cannot. Then you finally wake up yelling.

Not fun. But not frequent or the worst of nightmares.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

183 Isn't that the whole "Christians only want Israel to exist so that it brings about Armageddon and Christ's return?"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)

Huh. That kinda sounds like the Popup 12 Imam sorta thing. I dunno.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)


I've always thought people were conflating the two. I don't recall ever hearing about how we could force Christ to return just by having a Jewish country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (ExV1e)

184 I will respect the book thread rules about pants when people respect the "must attend and read the content" rules of the movie thread!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

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There's a movie thread?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (2UnvF)

185 Isn't that the whole "Christians only want Israel to exist so that it brings about Armageddon and Christ's return?"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I don't think any of that, I want Israel to exist because otherwise Palestinians get that land and they're awful.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (gKWVE)

186
"I'm very comfortable being in the seat of Islam."



Cucker is a retard. Riyadh isn't the seat of Islam, it didn't even exist as a shitty little desert village until 900 years after mohammed.

Mecca is the seat of mohammedanism. Cucker wouldn't be comfortable there because non-mohammedans are not allowed to enter the city. At. All.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

187
I will respect the book thread rules about pants when people respect the "must attend and read the content" rules of the movie thread!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:35 PM (GBKbO)



I have heard that Moviegique guy has a good movie thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

188 "It's his thread. I respect it."

I needed touch that hot stove only once to learn my lesson.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (N8ZBc)

189 164 TJM, how does the Iranian movie industry thrive (critically at least,) in a nation with heavy suppression of non-Islamic views? Do all the filmmakers work in secret, or in exile?

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (N8ZBc)

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I don't know much about it, but there's been one guy in the movie news recently from Iran who was tried in absentia in his home country for some major offense. I think he has to be homebound for a year, or something.

Iran does make movies, but from what I understand it's artsy movies. I assume they make nationalist movies, but I also assume that Iran has no interest in exporting them so the rest of the world largely doesn't see it.

I mean...Germans don't export their comedies either. Probably for the same reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

190 A Zionist according to the Left is someone who doesn't want to eliminate the Jews.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (+gb+N)

191 Suddenly, in a very short period of time, a switch is split, and he has a completely different worldview, and his ideological base has completely changed. That's not normal for someone in his 50s. It just isn't.

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Two words: pod people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (L/fGl)

192 > What did he think that meant, I wonder?
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (pDt9x)

Well he said it after I stated we should wipe that crap off the Temple Mount and rebuild the temple. That we should declare Gaza and the West Bank part of Israel and a few other things like islam is a godless practice devoid of the God of Abraham and more akin to devil worship. I mean, it’s all right there in their book.

I realize only God returning will commence the Temple building. But I figure why not at least lend Him a hand.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (wn0/z)

193 Lots of rice in prison. Gotta think bananas are a lil hard to come by.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 28, 2026 03:38 PM (MGB5H)


Depends on if they have all female guards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (ExV1e)

194
Where's the fun in having rules if you don't get to break them?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)



You run with scissors, don't you.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Hey. At least I've got a V8.

Posted by: Your neighbor's Nissan Armada at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (QxCXX)

196 What would drive a company to name a car "Armada".
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

It's better than "Brad."

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

197 The people are protesting not just because the regime is repressive and evil, but because common citizens are just broke and wondering where they'll get the money to eat.
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Or get anything. Iran doesn't produce *much* beyond weapons and oil, and you can eat neither.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:39 PM (MABZ1)

They also are out of water for anything inland.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)

198 184 There's a movie thread?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (2UnvF)

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moviegique writes a pretty good one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

199 Or get anything. Iran doesn't produce *much* beyond weapons and oil, and you can eat neither.
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I've heard they are pretty heavily loaded with pistachios.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Hpgos)

200 I would drive a brad

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (emBoF)

201
Re "Christian Zionism". It has a meaning, deep theological topic, and the exact meaning can vary a bit. It's a complicated theological thing about the Christian church vs what "Israel" actually is spiritually in the Church Age (from the POV of Christian theology).

That needs to be kept separate from geopolitics and the modern State of Israel. Mixing the two gives us this mess we're in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (w6EFb)

202 Reuters, 'EU set to add Iran's Guards to terror list after France U-turn' (51 minutes)

Let's see how the EU ministers do tomorrow.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (NFX2v)

203 People act like Trump campaigned on no foreign interactions at all.

But, Trump in his first term used surgical strikes to attack Iran's terrorism leadership.

His whole style is negotiate hard, if that fails, strike hard and then open up negotiations again. He's never once let off a hint that he wanted to nation build anywhere in the world. The most is, "let American companies have favorable and first-bid contracts to your resources," not, "Let the State Department build you a new Parliament."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

People also forget the line that “the enemy gets a vote”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (+VCCp)

204 it was a demon!
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Everyone wants to summon the hot succubus until the zutt show up instead

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (gKWVE)

205 @167.
Equipment is gone, the know how is still there.

Blow that up too.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (E7+ue)

206 The Persians aren't the Afghans. They're a pretty intelligent people. When their expats return, they'll probably be able to rebuild a lot on their own.
Posted by: Bulg

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The smart ones are not returning.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (HErWb)

207 145 BREAKING: Nasra Ahmed, the lady who went viral for saying “Somalia is more then bananas and rice”, has been arrested in Minneapolis for assauIting federal officers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (CNl8/)

Ok, so bananas, rice, and stupidity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (snZF9)

And just think, this is the chick they decided was camera ready, I wonder what the other candidates would have opined on were they given a chance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (mxcbL)

208 I mean...Germans don't export their comedies either. Probably for the same reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (GBKbO)


Comedy is illegal in Germany.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)

209 Trouble sleeping? Put on a car race. You won't make it till the end. A nice recording of a 500 miler is a must.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (cS1cw)

210 190 A Zionist according to the Left is someone who doesn't want to eliminate the Jews.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (+gb+N)

Zion: The place where Jews are meant to live.

Anti-Zionist: A person who believes there is no place where Jews are meant to live.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (06Hmj)

211 Anyone who wants the United States to respond to a country waging war against the US for 47 years is prima facie evil!

Posted by: C. Tarlson at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (W+nu3)

212 Testing on the spray fluid has come back as "Summer's Eve, Rice and Banana Scented" version.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (n5tGW)

213
I'd like to think the Iran thing is just a distraction for the CCP and that the Taiwanese are coming for Xi.

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (Y8DZL)

214 Comedy is illegal in Germany.



yeah but German comedy SHOULD be illegal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (emBoF)

215 Are there bananas in Somalia? I thought that it was coffee land.
Posted by: toby928(c)
......

and sandtraps.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (UjdFS)

216 Reuters, 'EU set to add Iran's Guards to terror list after France U-turn' (51 minutes)

Let's see how the EU ministers do tomorrow.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (NFX2v)

Given their success against terror, is this helping the Guards or hurting them?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (8avO+)

217 I'd like to think the Iran thing is just a distraction for the CCP and that the Taiwanese are coming for Xi.


did anyone see the dude in the Taiwan parliament run off with a bill before it could be voted on?!

wtf?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (emBoF)

218 203 People also forget the line that “the enemy gets a vote”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (+VCCp)

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Hard to imagine what Iran could do to elicit American boots on the ground in Iran when they could only muster an ineffective missile response against one nearby base after America MOAB-ed the shit out of their nuclear program.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

219 Millions of Iranians protesting want the return of Pahlavi. Pahlavi has an encompassing plan for the economy and foreign relations.

No one is going to bomb the refineries as that will be financing the recovery.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (0KSrI)

220 I don't think any of that, I want Israel to exist because otherwise Palestinians get that land and they're awful.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (gKWVE)


AFAIK, I don't know any Christian who thinks that, but I recall hearing an explanation of "Christian Zionist" once. Of course, the person providing the explanation could have been full of shit but they seemed serious enough so I figured it was a left wing boogeyman thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)

221 moviegique writes a pretty good one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

---------------

Do you have his contact info? I have a couple of ideas.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (2UnvF)

222 They also are out of water for anything inland.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)
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And apparently can't build or rebuild water infrastructure domestically.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (MABZ1)

223 BREAKING: Nasra Ahmed, the lady who went viral for saying “Somalia is more then bananas and rice”, has been arrested in Minneapolis for assauIting federal officers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 03:24 PM (CNl8/)

Ok, so bananas, rice, and stupidity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 03:36 PM (snZF9)

And just think, this is the chick they decided was camera ready, I wonder what the other candidates would have opined on were they given a chance.


I wonder if she has recovered from the grievous wounds she suffered that required the bandages.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

224 Mecca is the seat of mohammedanism. Cucker wouldn't be comfortable there because non-mohammedans are not allowed to enter the city. At. All.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Pfft.
-- Zombie Richard Francis Burton

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

225 I’ve been called just about every pejorative in the book, in many languages, and by people either holding a sharp object or gun. IDGAF what anyone says, especially these weenies.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (wn0/z)

226 "Iran does make movies, but from what I understand it's artsy movies."

I've seen several over the years. They're pretty good. Some are foodies/road trips, some family dramas, some are semi-doc ("Iron Island,") and yes some critical darlings are artsy.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (N8ZBc)

227 yeah but German comedy SHOULD be illegal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (emBoF)

Henning Wehn is a funny dude.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (+gb+N)

228 Sure would be nice right now if we had a huge beautiful tremendous military airfield in say Afghanistan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:45 PM (n5tGW)

229 221 moviegique writes a pretty good one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

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Do you have his contact info? I have a couple of ideas.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (2UnvF)

======

He's got an X account. But I'm pretty sure the line of dialogue on Predator is run dry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

230 Pretty sure God can plan the logistics for Armageddon without US support.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

Even God needs a TPFDD!!!

Posted by: Logistics Readiness Officers at January 28, 2026 03:45 PM (+VCCp)

231 Comedy is illegal in Germany.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)

That's not funny.

Posted by: German at January 28, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

232 This busty bikini redhead doesn't think about foreign policy much, but is highly skeptical of anyone who insists that she should never do and just leave it up to her betters:
http://tiny.cc/w79y001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 03:45 PM (MABZ1)

233 228 Sure would be nice right now if we had a huge beautiful tremendous military airfield in say Afghanistan.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:45 PM (n5tGW)

Shit, the Taliban would probably let us lease Bagram for a year just to fuck with the mullahs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:45 PM (06Hmj)

234 You do not have to interject religious faith into the calculus of defending and allying with Israel. A cursory glance at history should tell anyone that. I guess some people just hate Jews for what, their Jewyness?

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (pDt9x)

235 That's disastrous and we were instrumental in that state of affairs. We should take credit for it. "There's a way out of this for you if you just flee to Russia, pay the vig, and retire."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---

France

Speaking of Russia, I read that they have been (Swifted?) which translates to they are no longer permitted participation in the international banking system. - > transfer of money, credits, general international banking procedures
If so, that's hardball.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (8Ez/A)

236
yeah but German comedy SHOULD be illegal
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (emBoF)



Vogon Poetry > German Comedy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (y9nCu)

237 226 "Iran does make movies, but from what I understand it's artsy movies."

I've seen several over the years. They're pretty good. Some are foodies/road trips, some family dramas, some are semi-doc ("Iron Island,") and yes some critical darlings are artsy.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (N8ZBc)

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If there's a Middle-East or near Middle East country whose movies I'd dig into first, it'd probably be Egypt. Surprisingly long history there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

238 Years ago, Robin Williams was on a German talk show where the host asked him why Germany had no comedy. He replied, did it ever occur to you that you killed all the funny people?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (2UnvF)

239 Comedy is illegal in Germany.



yeah but German comedy SHOULD be illegal
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (emBoF)



They do like to pee on their women.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

240 Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 50,000

1 to do the light bulb and 49,999 to perfect humanity.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (+gb+N)

241
Ok, so bananas, rice, and stupidity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January

One of many upsides to MoMes is you know the person’s voice who is typing the words. So you read things in that person’s voice and it becomes so much funnier. This is the case for me here.

Okay, back to the program.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Wmg4n)

242 No one is going to bomb the refineries as that will be financing the recovery.

Disagree. There are certain choke points that will bring their entire economy to its knees. We know what those are, and we could repair the damage very quickly after the mullahs beat feet to Moscow. The problem for the Iranians is that they can't.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)

243 Seriously, Islam seems to be shifting their propaganda strategy on one level.

I say Konstantin Kisin talk about "moderate islam" and a few other people in the past weeks.

They seem to have a heavy influence campaign to convince the elite that what they are doing to the West is somehow different from the 109 other times they infiltrated and conquered a country.

I suspect Qatar is spending big money, and also using other tactics, to get influencers and intelligentsia in the West to say that islam is really not that bad after all. It is an op.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (HErWb)

244 238 Years ago, Robin Williams was on a German talk show where the host asked him why Germany had no comedy. He replied, did it ever occur to you that you killed all the funny people?


Duke is it wrong that I laughed at that!

it felt wrong

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (emBoF)

245 moviegique writes a pretty good one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So does Ric McGinnis over at Mark Steyn's site.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

246 Anyone who wants the United States to respond to a country waging war against the US for 47 years is prima facie evil!
Posted by: C. Tarlson at January 28, 2026 03:42 PM (W+nu3)


I recall an awful lot of people in the comments making that exact point when we bombed them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (ExV1e)

247
did anyone see the dude in the Taiwan parliament run off with a bill before it could be voted on?!

wtf?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (emBoF)



There wasn't another copy available?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

I would certainly not rule anything like that out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 03:48 PM (Vvh2V)

249 yeah but German comedy SHOULD be illegal
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:43 PM (emBoF)



Vogon Poetry > German Comedy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM



Who is this man?

Posted by: General Burkhalter at January 28, 2026 03:48 PM (jc0TO)

250 Millions of Iranians protesting want the return of Pahlavi. Pahlavi has an encompassing plan for the economy and foreign relations.

No one is going to bomb the refineries as that will be financing the recovery.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (0KSrI)


And - I believe - that he has suggested a Constitutional Monarchy. Sure, good deal for him, but it's still an answer to "what comes next".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

251 I have lived long enough to see the fall of the Berlin Wall and the USSR. I saw the Iranian religious revolution and all the pain and death of the nearly fifty subsequent years. I would like to live to see the end of the Iranian mullocracy. My fingers are crossed both for the people of Iran and for us.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (DK5Sh)

252 Comedy is illegal in Germany.

Posted by: Oldcat

That's not funny.

Posted by: German
......

*Sits on a Pickelhaube by mistake."

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)

253 no such thing as German comedy

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

254 did anyone see the dude in the Taiwan parliament run off with a bill before it could be voted on?!

wtf?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (emBoF)

We should have that rule, if you can't defend your bill and chase the guy down you aren't serious.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)

255 Is this about me?

Posted by: Busty bikini redhead at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (QxCXX)

256 I used to have a different nic. He wants a national referendum

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (0KSrI)

257 252 Comedy is illegal in Germany.

Posted by: Oldcat

That's not funny.

Posted by: German
......

*Sits on a Pickelhaube by mistake."
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)

Always thought a lightning rod on a helmet was odd.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (pDt9x)

258
One of many upsides to MoMes is you know the person’s voice who is typing the words. So you read things in that person’s voice and it becomes so much funnier. This is the case for me here.

Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Wmg4n)



Fact.

Then, there's the pants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

259 You do not have to interject religious faith into the calculus of defending and allying with Israel. A cursory glance at history should tell anyone that. I guess some people just hate Jews for what, their Jewyness?

Yup. Whatever you're reading the HQ on, it probably has major components that were designed in Israel or by Israelis. Also they have space lasers, hot IDF girls, and a gun that shoots around corners. I want to be on their side.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (xComp)

260 253 no such thing as German comedy

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

======

I actually watched one recently. It was Wolfgang Petersen's last movie: Four Against the Bank.

It was pretty good.

It made something like 95% of it's box office in Germany.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

261
Pfft.
-- Zombie Richard Francis Burton
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)



Yeah, but you entered Mecca disguised as a mohammedan. If they'd have caught you, they'd have made you marry Liz Taylor a 3rd time....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (y9nCu)

262 Lotsa arguments over the years that a nuclear-armed Iran might not be so bad, because they have to know their use of the nuclear option would wipe them out - same arguments that were used for not taking out the Soviets when they acquired their nuclear capability.

But Islam is big on martyrdom (which Moscow was not), and I don't see the Iranian leadership being particularly hesitant to pay the price of sacrificing millions of their people. No equivalence here at all.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (bufu1)

263 If there's a Middle-East or near Middle East country whose movies I'd dig into first, it'd probably be Egypt. Surprisingly long history there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I saw Cairo Station on the big screen at AFI in Silver Spring, Maryland. Eddie Muller showed it as part of his Noir Festival a couple of years ago. Very interesting film. A lot of local color.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

264 I would like to live to see the end of the Iranian mullocracy. My fingers are crossed both for the people of Iran and for us.
-----------------
This sounds like our Judiciary. They both wear robes, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Hpgos)

265 What’s falling is Cucker tries to represent himself as some type of intellectual. A guy open to factual reason. And yet a deep dive into islam results in facts he doesn’t like. There is no proof or materiality to any of islams claims. None of it. You can’t say the same for Judaism or Christianity. Not only that it came out of nowhere based on some guys claims that were unfounded. The history of the people involved is not just corrupt, but they were despicable people who had insidious practices. This isnt God telling Joshua to kill people as he worked his way back to the promised land. It’s every evil articulated in the Bible. The koran is filled with garbage and commands to convert people by force or enslave them. That’s how most of the people who practice it today came to be. There’s much more but not enough space here to teach Cucker because I suppose the pay is too good.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (wn0/z)

266 Who is this man?
Posted by: General Burkhalter at January 28, 2026 03:48 PM (jc0TO)

That is Col. Hochstetter's line.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (8avO+)

267 Comedy is illegal in Germany.

Posted by: Oldcat

That's not funny.

Posted by: German


Any people who would write the Brothers Grimm fairy tales for small children has some serious issues.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Riz8t)

268 228 Sure would be nice right now if we had a huge beautiful tremendous military airfield in say Afghanistan.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
---

Baluchistan, but, no, State is busy suck Pakidick.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (8Ez/A)

269 German comedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ve haff vays of makink you talk! Maybe attach these electrodes to your genitals . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (L/fGl)

270 Vee haff vays of making you laff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (2UnvF)

271 263 If there's a Middle-East or near Middle East country whose movies I'd dig into first, it'd probably be Egypt. Surprisingly long history there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I saw Cairo Station on the big screen at AFI in Silver Spring, Maryland. Eddie Muller showed it as part of his Noir Festival a couple of years ago. Very interesting film. A lot of local color.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

======

Yeah, I think I've seen that one. Netflix had a few for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

272 The Persians aren't the Afghans. They're a pretty intelligent people. When their expats return, they'll probably be able to rebuild a lot on their own.
Posted by: Bulg
________

This here list says Iran has the highest average IQ outside of Asia:

https://tinyurl.com/3w7kzjvb

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (XvL8K)

273 One of many upsides to MoMes is you know the person’s voice who is typing the words. So you read things in that person’s voice and it becomes so much funnier. This is the case for me here.

Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Wmg4n)


Fact.

Then, there's the pants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM

*polite cough*

Posted by: The Karaoke at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (QxCXX)

274 It was pretty obvious we were going to do something inside Venezuela with all the ships we had there. Same with Iran, probably some type of kinetic action with the next week or so.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (n5tGW)

Maybe. I'd be okay with it if we did, but I'll have to see it to believe it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (g8Ew8)

275 I mean, did you know that Christian support for Israel was heretical?! Tucker Carlson says so. In fact, he says he "hates" "Christian Zionists."

Friar Tuck's usual cornball pronouncements. That said, I don't think modern Christianity's support for Israel -- as a religious matter -- makes much sense or represents the position of Christianity historically. The Papacy and Crusaders ran Christian states in the Holy Land; they weren't trying to restore Israel in the sense of a Jewish state.

Posted by: TEMU Theology Textbook at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (FJl0E)

276 Sgt. Schultz always cracked me up.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (jc0TO)

277
Any people who would write the Brothers Grimm fairy tales for small children has some serious issues.
Posted by: Archimedes
---

Some people thought that world lessons couldn't come too soon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (8Ez/A)

278 Grass is green.

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 03:53 PM (ZxPkt)

279 Vee haff vays of making you laff!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (2UnvF)



Next up: EVANINK wear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Tucker is auditioning for a gig at Al Jazeera, or as Candace Owen's bow tie wearing side kick.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2026 03:53 PM (8ZVmQ)

281 Grass is green.
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 03:53 PM (ZxPkt)



So is an orange.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

282 You do not have to interject religious faith into the calculus of defending and allying with Israel. A cursory glance at history should tell anyone that. I guess some people just hate Jews for what, their Jewyness?
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (pDt9x)


I recall, as a child, my family had planned a picnic. It was the one day every year when I was permitted out of the basement - other than to attend school, of course. I treasured that day. One day I told a classmate, Rachel, about our Saturday plans. She was a Jewess and she made it rain on picnic day. I've hated them ever since. -- Septum-Ring Wilson, Democrat

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

283 This here list says Iran has the highest average IQ outside of Asia:


Ummmm....

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

284 There's bananas and rice in Somalia Nasra. Here's your ticket home .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 03:54 PM (IDEQi)

285 I recall, as a child, my family had planned a picnic. It was the one day every year when I was permitted out of the basement - other than to attend school, of course. I treasured that day. One day I told a classmate, Rachel, about our Saturday plans. She was a Jewess and she made it rain on picnic day. I've hated them ever since. -- Septum-Ring Wilson, Democrat


wait hold on what story is that! the Venus one?!?! that KILLED me in fourth grade!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:54 PM (emBoF)

286 What some may not understand about the difference between Christian martyrdom and Islamic tashhid is that the Christian doesn't get martyr points for killing others.
Emperor Heraclius played around with this idea when fighting the Sasanians, which is how we got Islam in the first place. The Crusades kind-of brought this back, but they didn't win.
"Just-war theory" isn't martyrdom, it's just doing what ya gotta do.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:54 PM (gKWVE)

287 I never swa KT jump on anyone jjmping on Gsrden thread
But 100 commenters might if you jump on the Book thtead

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 03:55 PM (Ia/+0)

288 Ummmm....
Posted by: Archimedes
_______

Sorry, east Asia.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 03:55 PM (XvL8K)

289 Speaking of Russia, I read that they have been (Swifted?) which translates to they are no longer permitted participation in the international banking system. - > transfer of money, credits, general international banking procedures
If so, that's hardball.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (8Ez/A)

That information is years old and the world has found many ways around that difficulty already.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)

290 Ummmm....

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

LOL

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:55 PM (+gb+N)

291 looking it up apparently the Arabic is "istishhaad"

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:55 PM (gKWVE)

292 He wants a national referendum
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (0KSrI)


TY. You're following Iran more closely than I am. Referendum seems like a smart move.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (ExV1e)

293 Yeah, I think I've seen that one. Netflix had a few for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Youssef Chahine was the director.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)

294 "Cairo Station" Added to my list, thanks!

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (N8ZBc)

295 ok my voice is high and I am physically tiny so I kind of have a small person voice. it's changing as I age tho so imagine that. surprises me with gravel-ness sometimes.

I have the south philly accent, sometimes way worse than others.

I went to UPenn but didn't really fit in. I married a normal Penn student tho.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (emBoF)

296 To be clear I wasn't laughing at you Biff I was laughing at Iranians.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (+gb+N)

297 293 And he also played the lead.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)

298 looking it up apparently the Arabic is "istishhaad"

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:55 PM (gKWVE)



This is that thing where they wipe their ass with their hand, isn't it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

299 How many AWFLs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (IDEQi)

300 About right. Lincoln shut off its transponders northwest of Malacca last week, so I was guessing the ships would be in the Arabian Sea within striking distance by midweek.

Buckle up. We might get to see those hypersonic missiles tested on a carrier soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 03:57 PM (BI5O2)

301 EU logic:

I just read an article that the EU just made it illegal to purchase Russian petroleum products. Then they said they would replace those losses by opening up the petroleum market with India.

Ummm....guess were India gets most of their Petroleum products. Yup, Russia.

So, the EU made it illegal to purchase Russian Pet Prds. created a middle man (India) which will add to the cost. And, are essentially continuing to buy Russian petroleum products that cost more from an intermediary.

GOOD DEAL!!!! (Monty Hall has tears in his eyes from crying and laughter)

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:57 PM (dIske)

302 Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (emBoF)

You should have smoked. You could have got the gravel earlier.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:57 PM (+gb+N)

303 Tucker has some very interesting thoughts about the West's Replacement Putsch, and it's consequences.

I'm not Israeli, so this is more interesting than fiddle farting around in the ME.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 03:57 PM (wBaIH)

304 Sgt. Schultz always cracked me up.
Posted by: toby928(c)

It's not so funny when Timpon Walz says, "I know noting! Notink!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:57 PM (L/fGl)

305 How many AWFLs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM


They just grab it and let the world revolve around them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (jc0TO)

306 With a grain of salt but I saw a video of a military aged young man saying there is a battalion strength of Iranian -American that will gladly go fight the IRGC if the US will give them transport and comms.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (0KSrI)

307 You should have smoked. You could have got the gravel earlier.

ha!

anyway I think my texting/typing seems much more heavy than I ever intend it.

unless I'm pissed. I'm basically cheery/goofy or TOTALLY PISSED. there's not much in between there.

so there you go! help with my lack of grey box tone

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (emBoF)

308 Amazon with 16K layoffs and Trump is focused on Iran, Venezuela, and Greenland. He deserves to lose in the midterms.

Posted by: resist_we_much at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (cpys8)

309 The last rumor about the Xi arresting all the top military people in the CMC is Xi trying set up a heredity succession that involves an illegitimate son. Also it seems everybody was banging the same woman over the years. The Zombie Plantagenets nod in approval.

https://youtu.be/V_ydY0KCNMc

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (8ZVmQ)

310 Sgt. Schultz always cracked me up.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (jc0TO)


John Banner. Jew.

In fact, seems like only 3 or so people on Hogan's Heroes weren't Jews. I bet they laughed their asses off about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (ExV1e)

311
You know who else had a massive Armada?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (xG4kz)

312 Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (wn0/z)

If we truly had a Christian Nationalist government, and some have existed like Muenster or Geneva, it would suck. But we wouldn't have slavery. Slavery gets re-introduced everywhere Islam becomes dominant.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (gKWVE)

313 "I'm very comfortable being in the seat of Islam."

Until he isn't. And then it's too late.

Useful Idiot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (gLikB)

314 There is a satanic veil over the world so anyone that comes along and reliably "explains" it, or can poke legitimate king size holes in some "common knowledge", can sound very convincing. Even to relatively intelligent people.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (+gb+N)

315 I'm at the point where it's not that I don't say much because I've said it all, it's that I don't say much because I have no clue what's going on anymore and even less of where things are going, so, yeah.

Some weeks, decades happen...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (OUMaO)

316 "If there's a Middle-East or near Middle East country whose movies I'd dig into first, it'd probably be Egypt."

Israel turns out some good ones.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (N8ZBc)

317 Amazon with 16K layoffs and Trump is focused on Iran, Venezuela, and Greenland. He deserves to lose in the midterms.
Posted by: resist_we_much at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (cpys



Is ASS sock stealing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

318 Oh I think Islam is in Tucker's seat, not the other way around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (BI5O2)

319 I'd personally like to see Amazon have 100,000000000000000
layoffs

and close

screw them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (emBoF)

320 292 He wants a national referendum
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 03:50 PM (0KSrI)

TY. You're following Iran more closely than I am. Referendum seems like a smart move.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:56 PM (ExV1e)

That's like Neville Chamberlain asking Hitler if he would please hold a national referendum on whether or not he should invade Poland.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (giMmT)

321 "I'm very comfortable being in the seat of Islam."
------

The fucking idiot doesn't even realize he is on his knees.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (+gb+N)

322 308 Amazon with 16K layoffs and Trump is focused on Iran, Venezuela, and Greenland. He deserves to lose in the midterms.

Posted by: resist_we_much at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (cpys

=======

"Trump is only allowed to focus on domestic issues even though the presidency is primarily a foreign facing role."

5+% GDP just ain't good enough.

Indian legal immigration down by double digits percent just ain't good enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

323 Speaking of Russia, I read that they have been (Swifted?) which translates to they are no longer permitted participation in the international banking system. - > transfer of money, credits, general international banking procedures
If so, that's hardball.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:46 PM (8Ez/A)
++++
That was some time ago, and is a major motivator for Russia and many other countries (mostly the "BRICS", but not exclusively) finding work-arounds.

It is also the cause of a major threat to the US economic system, because suddenly "the USD is sacrosanct for international settlements" is no longer true. The shift aware from USD for trade settlement has begun, and it will hurt.

This change was ultimately inevitable, but Biden moved it up by at least a decade.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (MABZ1)

324 216. Given their success against terror, is this helping the Guards or hurting them?
Posted by: Oldcat

More sanctions, freezing of assets, hoping to limit their ability to operate internationally. OTOH, they can retaliate and keep certain European citizens in holding and continue to provide Russia with drones.

The EU didn't follow the European Parliament’s call to designate Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) as a terrorist group on the EU’s recent sanctions list in 2023. It stated it decided against listing the IRGC then because of the lack of a court decision to that effect.

I don't see any differences.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (NFX2v)

325 German comedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ve haff vays of makink you talk! Maybe attach these electrodes to your genitals . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:51 PM (L/fGl)
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Whatever you do, DON'T MENTION THE WAR!

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (ESVrU)

326 316 "If there's a Middle-East or near Middle East country whose movies I'd dig into first, it'd probably be Egypt."

Israel turns out some good ones.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:59 PM (N8ZBc)

=======

I know they have an industry, but for some reason Egypt just feels a bit more interesting.

Still, it's not going to be anytime soon. I'm just dipping my first toe into Korea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

327 In fact, seems like only 3 or so people on Hogan's Heroes weren't Jews. I bet they laughed their asses off about it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Bob Crane;
Richard Dawson;
Larry Hovis;
Ivan Dixon.

Don't know about the busty blondes.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

328 I just read an article that the EU just made it illegal to purchase Russian petroleum products. Then they said they would replace those losses by opening up the petroleum market with India.

Ummm....guess were India gets most of their Petroleum products. Yup, Russia.

So, the EU made it illegal to purchase Russian Pet Prds. created a middle man (India) which will add to the cost. And, are essentially continuing to buy Russian petroleum products that cost more from an intermediary.

GOOD DEAL!!!! (Monty Hall has tears in his eyes from crying and laughter)
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:57 PM (dIske)

This happened in 2022. Have you found a pile of old magazines or something?

The most funny thing about EU sanctions was how they made sure that Russian Gas and Oil could be bought on the sly. All 20 or so of the sanction packages.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)

329 Tom Servo, go read Pahlavi 's plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 04:01 PM (0KSrI)

330 I recall, as a child, my family had planned a picnic. It was the one day every year when I was permitted out of the basement - other than to attend school, of course. I treasured that day. One day I told a classmate, Rachel, about our Saturday plans. She was a Jewess and she made it rain on picnic day. I've hated them ever since. -- Septum-Ring Wilson, Democrat

This sounds like a letter from Che Che.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 04:01 PM (g8Ew8)

331 Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (XvL8K)

That list is pretty odd. There are two sets of results, one from 2019 and the other from 2024, The difference for Iran is 2 standard deviations 81 versus 106. One is way off, or maybe both.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 04:01 PM (wGerL)

332 The reason their State is on the verge of collapse is they spend all their time and money on terrorists, homosexuals and lawsuits instead of putting their efforts back into the building up better in their community.

Posted by: Marco Rubio on Minnesota at January 28, 2026 04:02 PM (R/m4+)

333 Amazon with 16K layoffs and Trump is focused on Iran, Venezuela, and Greenland. He deserves to lose in the midterms.
Posted by: resist_we_much at January 28, 2026 03:58 PM (cpys


According to Yahoo Finance (admittedly a huge Trump cheerleader /s), much of those 16K are in India. Oh, woe is us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 04:02 PM (ExV1e)

334 "IF PUSHED," Iran would "DEFEND ITSELF AND RESPOND LIKE NEVER BEFORE!"

That means they'll be abdicating and making a trade deal with Trump.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 04:02 PM (Je/XQ)

335 Deserves to lose in the midterms?

Tell me youre a communist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)

336 "Trump is only allowed to focus on domestic issues even though the presidency is primarily a foreign facing role."

5+% GDP just ain't good enough.

Indian legal immigration down by double digits percent just ain't good enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (GBKbO)



After 5 years of a Trump administration, they STILL think he can't multitask.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

337 That's like Neville Chamberlain asking Hitler if he would please hold a national referendum on whether or not he should invade Poland.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (giMmT)


Not really. Pretty sure that Pahlavi figures the referendum will happen AFTER the mullah are gone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)

338 333 According to Yahoo Finance (admittedly a huge Trump cheerleader /s), much of those 16K are in India. Oh, woe is us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 04:02 PM (ExV1e)

======

Doesn't matter.

Trump isn't allowed to look outside of the US' borders until America is a utopia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

339 According to Yahoo Finance (admittedly a huge Trump cheerleader /s), much of those 16K are in India. Oh, woe is us.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 04:02 PM (ExV1e)

You know, like Twitter, it'd be interesting to see where nics originated from. Like India.

Or see if pixy is even real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:04 PM (zZu0s)

340 I too do not care that Amazon had 16k layoffs.
I do care they don't refill with H1Bs.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 04:04 PM (gKWVE)

341 336 After 5 years of a Trump administration, they STILL think he can't multitask.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

The entire executive administration moves with Trump's gaze.

As he gazes upon Iran, the DOJ drops all other matters and does nothing until Trump gazes back at Minneapolis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

342 Doesn't matter.

Trump isn't allowed to look outside of the US' borders until America is a utopia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

And when he does, Judge Kamehameha will set domestic policy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)

343 Not really. Pretty sure that Pahlavi figures the referendum will happen AFTER the mullah are gone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)

ok I missed that part. After they're gone, it's a fine idea.

But this is a fanatical death cult, this is like taking on the battle against the 3rd Reich in spring 1945. They can still bring about a hell of a lot of death and destruction on their way down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:05 PM (giMmT)

344 Posted by: Marco Rubio on Minnesota at January 28, 2026 04:02 PM (R/m4+)

So,sadly, true! And funny!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 04:05 PM (Vvh2V)

345 340 I too do not care that Amazon had 16k layoffs.
I do care they don't refill with H1Bs.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 04:04 PM (gKWVE)

======

Lots of stories around from Indian execs gloating that the $100,000 fee just means that India gets to keep all the real talent in India.

Because, I've been assured, the $100,000 fee isn't real and was just a sop to dumb MAGAts to think that Trump was doing something when nothing changed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

346 Gold 5,400, Silver 117/oz.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 04:06 PM (pDt9x)

347 It is also the cause of a major threat to the US economic system, because suddenly "the USD is sacrosanct for international settlements" is no longer true. The shift aware from USD for trade settlement has begun, and it will hurt.

This change was ultimately inevitable, but Biden moved it up by at least a decade.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:00 PM (MABZ1)

Me thinks the death of the US dollar is greatly exaggerated.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 04:06 PM (g8Ew8)

348
Hogan's Heroes recast:

General Bulkholder - JB Pritzger
Major Hoffstetter - Adam Schiff
Col. Klink - Charles Schumer
Sgt, Shultz - Tim Walz

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 04:06 PM (Y8DZL)

349 "Gold 5,400, Silver 117/oz."

PM up, USD down.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:07 PM (N8ZBc)

350
But this is a fanatical death cult, this is like taking on the battle against the 3rd Reich in spring 1945. They can still bring about a hell of a lot of death and destruction on their way down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:05 PM (giMmT)

Yes.. It's a tough one.. Hopefully we have people on the ground there to direct it

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 04:07 PM (VE6XX)

351 A massive Armada. The best! Yuge. Way bigger than those Spanish rowboats in the 16th century. "Spanish Armada," my ass! We make the best armadas, did you know?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

352 Me thinks the death of the US dollar is greatly exaggerated.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 04:06 PM (g8Ew
++++
It isn't going to die.

But it no longer being the default go-to for international settlement - which will happen, and has already begun - will make a lot of our domestic tomfoolery (money printing) impossible at current rates without immediately showing up in high inflation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2026 04:07 PM (MABZ1)

353 I just read an article that the EU just made it illegal to purchase Russian petroleum products. Then they said they would replace those losses by opening up the petroleum market with India.

Ummm....guess were India gets most of their Petroleum products. Yup, Russia.

So, the EU made it illegal to purchase Russian Pet Prds. created a middle man (India) which will add to the cost. And, are essentially continuing to buy Russian petroleum products that cost more from an intermediary.

GOOD DEAL!!!! (Monty Hall has tears in his eyes from crying and laughter)

Posted by: Orson


And in return for greenwashing Russian petroleum, India gets to send a few million immigrants to Europe.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 04:07 PM (0U5gm)

354 347
Me thinks the death of the US dollar is greatly exaggerated.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 04:06 PM (g8Ew

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Our saving grace is that everyone else is much worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

355 My favorite diverse team was Castile and Aragon

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 04:08 PM (GPa4z)

356 Doesn't matter.

Trump isn't allowed to look outside of the US' borders until America is a utopia
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

*****

America was a utopia on 10 September 2001.


Posted by: EFG at January 28, 2026 04:08 PM (/F4Jb)

357 Sgt, Shultz - Tim Walz

Now that I can totally see.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

358 "I'm just dipping my first toe into Korea."

Wear a life preserver. That water is deep. Lotsa product.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:08 PM (N8ZBc)

359 The guy who replaced Ivan Dixon, Kenneth Washington died last year. He was the last surviving main cast member

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 04:08 PM (IDEQi)

360 358 "I'm just dipping my first toe into Korea."

Wear a life preserver. That water is deep. Lotsa product.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:08 PM (N8ZBc)

======

I have to start with my only pre-existing Korean fandom: Park Chan-wook, but I will look further afield in time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

361 Hogan's Heroes recast:

General Bulkholder - JB Pritzger
Major Hoffstetter - Adam Schiff
Col. Klink - Charles Schumer
Sgt, Shultz - Tim Walz
Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 04:06 PM (Y8DZL)


Four white men, two of whom are "Jews"? Not a chance in Hell.

Further, suggesting that Democrats play Nazis? Report to the nearest re-education camp, comrade.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

362 My favorite diverse team was Castile and Aragon
Posted by: Oglebay

*kicks dirt*
-- Navarre

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

363 Maybe Amazon finally sewed up the competition so they can start laying off people.
Of maybe Christmas shopping has cut down and the temporary are going

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (Ia/+0)

364 340 I too do not care that Amazon had 16k layoffs.
I do care they don't refill with H1Bs.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 04:04 PM (gKWVE)

****

100%

Posted by: EFG at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (/F4Jb)

365 Me thinks the death of the US dollar is greatly exaggerated.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 04:06 PM (g8Ew

I welcome the world having ways to get around the more abusive games we play with the dollar. Such as using it to fund a 100 thousand NGOs filled with fanatics and thieves.

If we played it straight, they likely would be fine with using it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

366 345 UPS is laying off twice as much. Boomers are aging out as consumers. Go on Amazon today pages and pages of brands obviously made up by Chinese.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (wBaIH)

367 Me thinks the death of the US dollar is greatly exaggerated.

Well, there is always our Zimbabwean dollar! If you have a wagon or two, you can buy some khat and smoke it up.

Posted by: Zimbabwe at January 28, 2026 04:10 PM (R/m4+)

368 Further, suggesting that Democrats play Nazis? Report to the nearest re-education camp, comrade.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, I have respect for those actors in that show. They don't deserve the slander.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+)

369 What a pleasure it is not to have deep state leakers taking issue with RUbio or Trump, and American policy, from the safety of their cushy anonymous source offices.

They were either fired right at the beginning of the term, or fear firing now. This is so different from the first ter,

Ruthless Trump is the better Trump, when it comes to dealing with the formerly employed "experts". They are all podcasting no doubt, interviewing each other or Jim Acosta, and talking about how awful peace and prosperity is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 04:11 PM (LdBLg)

370 What are we? Chopped mutton?
-Leon and Asturias

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:11 PM (zZu0s)

371 308. Amazon with 16K layoffs and Trump is focused on focused on Iran, Venezuela, and Greenland. He deserves to lose in the midterms.
Posted by: resist_we_much..

Grow up. Corporate restructuring.

Seattle Times, today

"Amazon is again laying off thousands of corporate employees, mirroring broad cuts the company made to its workforce in October as it continues its anti-bureaucracy push."

Now it's the corporate level. At will employment is the legal doctrine in 49 states. AI competition is a factor.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 04:11 PM (NFX2v)

372 In fact, seems like only 3 or so people on Hogan's Heroes weren't Jews. I bet they laughed their asses off about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Nearly all the Germans were played by Jews. I believe the actor that played Col. Klink, when asked about it, responded to the effect of "Who better?"

Interestingly enough, the French prisoner was not only played by a Jew, but one who had actually survived the camps...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 04:11 PM (OUMaO)

373 The 12th Imam will come.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM

----------------

So will Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 28, 2026 04:11 PM (1Au9i)

374 Has anybody Rubio Meme Jobbed a turban onto Marco yet?

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2026 04:11 PM (FhXTo)

375 We're rightsizing.

Posted by: HRspeak at January 28, 2026 04:12 PM (QxCXX)

376 TJM - my comment about Warnock in the last thread... wasn't he elected in 2020? I seem to remember a lot of shenanigans with that GA election.

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 04:12 PM (HKank)

377 Somebody once asked Werner Klemperer how he could play a Nazi.

He responded something like, "I'm an actor. If I can play Richard III, I can play a Nazi."

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

378 366 345 UPS is laying off twice as much. Boomers are aging out as consumers. Go on Amazon today pages and pages of brands obviously made up by Chinese.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 04:09 PM (wBaIH)

saw a detailed piece in the last couple of days about how it was the contract the Teamsters muscled through, paying drivers $170,000 per year, that is driving all the layoffs. UPS simply cannot make a profit under the terms of that contract, so they're abandoning loads of business.
UPS just gave up all their Amazon delivery contracts. Amazon said "hey, how about if we sweeten the deal, pay you more?" UPS just said "Not Interested."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:13 PM (giMmT)

379 Remember the libs all said Bush should have stopped 9/11.

Imagine Bush announcing he heard there was an attack coming and was gonna look out for suspicious people. Imagine.

They won't even let us jail rapists. Asshole faggots.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 04:13 PM (+gb+N)

380 So will Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 28, 2026 04:11 PM (1Au9i)
--------
"I'm out."

- Kramer

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 04:13 PM (HKank)

381 Most companies past their first 20 years get hopelessly bloated in middle management and hr. This could be good business.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:13 PM (zZu0s)

382 376 TJM - my comment about Warnock in the last thread... wasn't he elected in 2020? I seem to remember a lot of shenanigans with that GA election.

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 04:12 PM (HKank)

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It was a special election. He then won the general election in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

383 378 saw a detailed piece in the last couple of days about how it was the contract the Teamsters muscled through, paying drivers $170,000 per year, that is driving all the layoffs. UPS simply cannot make a profit under the terms of that contract, so they're abandoning loads of business.
UPS just gave up all their Amazon delivery contracts. Amazon said "hey, how about if we sweeten the deal, pay you more?" UPS just said "Not Interested."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:13 PM (giMmT)

======

False.

It's because Trump is paying attention to Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

384 The producers of Hogan's Heroes were under strict orders that every outdoor scene was to be cold with snow on the ground.
Never did they want the POW camp to be depicted as pleasant.

Posted by: Hollywood trivia at January 28, 2026 04:14 PM (QxCXX)

385 Ivan Dixon was always enjoyable to watch from "Nothing But A Man" to "Car Wash". Great actor.

RIP.

Posted by: Underrated Actors Guild at January 28, 2026 04:14 PM (R/m4+)

386 BREAKING: Nasra Ahmed, the lady who went viral for saying “Somalia is more then bananas and rice”, has been arrested in Minneapolis for assauIting federal officers.
Posted by: Mark197


Buried lede: Somali has products other than starvation and pirates.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 04:15 PM (a+4eV)

387 You know, like Twitter, it'd be interesting to see where nics originated from. Like India.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:04 PM (zZu0s)

One Old Cat, Two Old Cat, etc were games that were prototypes of Baseball. I used it to join a baseball web site soon after my elderly cat of 20 passed away.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

388 "paying drivers $170,000 per year"

Proposition: Insane American wage demands help weaken the USD. We've priced our own labor completely out of the global market. The result of six decades of post-WW2 affluence.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:16 PM (N8ZBc)

389 UPS just delivered an order I placed with Amazon. 🤷‍♀️

It's a mad, mad world.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 04:16 PM (NFX2v)

390 And "Klink" had a relative who famously was one of the few Jews to survive while never leaving Reich (married to an Aryan), and whose diaries offer a unique view on what it was like to be an under-the-radar-Untermensch who managed to survive. To add to it he was in Dresden, including IIRC during the bombing relatively late in the war.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 04:16 PM (U/Byj)

391 saw a detailed piece in the last couple of days about how it was the contract the Teamsters muscled through, paying drivers $170,000 per year, that is driving all the layoffs. UPS simply cannot make a profit under the terms of that contract, so they're abandoning loads of business.
UPS just gave up all their Amazon delivery contracts. Amazon said "hey, how about if we sweeten the deal, pay you more?" UPS just said "Not Interested."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:13 PM (giMmT)



UPS signed that deal. UPS can reap it. I'm sure DHL and FedEx appreciate their stupidity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

392 "Somebody once asked Werner Klemperer how he could play a Nazi." "I am an actor."

Good villain performances stick with me longer than good hero performances do.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:17 PM (N8ZBc)

393 The guy who replaced Ivan Dixon, Kenneth Washington died last year. He was the last surviving main cast member
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Would the Germans really have put black POWs in with whites? Doesn't seem like something they would've done, since even the US forces weren't integrated. But it was the 60s, so I guess the producers had to emphasize the biracial nature of the war effort.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

394 Proposition: Insane American wage demands help weaken the USD. We've priced our own labor completely out of the global market. The result of six decades of post-WW2 affluence.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:16 PM (N8ZBc)

This is why we need non-English-speaking incompetent and untrained truck drivers to be handed CDLs to wreck the 18-wheelers, lose the cargo, and kill innocent drivers.

Posted by: But seriously, that's insane at January 28, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)

395
Good villain performances stick with me longer than good hero performances do.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:17 PM (N8ZBc)



So you remember Nick Cage better for Face Off than you do for Con Air?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Marco Rubio sure is presenting himself quite well as Trump's SOS. He's got quite a sobering, grounded delivery any time he speaks. He comes across as grounded, sober-minded and even, yes, presidential.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 04:18 PM (qBdHI)

397 5m
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. New video shows leftist rioter Alex Pretti ATTACKING AND SPITTING on federal agents in Minneapolis just a week before his fatal encounter with Border Patrol

That’s not peaceful at all.

He was a KNOWN RIOTER! Media narrative busted.

=====

Oh, look...video of Pretti breaking a federal government's SUV's tail lights because he was so mad a week before his fatal confrontation.

He's just a pure innocent victim who wanted to use his nursing background to help a fat lady on the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

398 Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

Mine was my gamer tag on Xbox 360 in about 2007.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:18 PM (zZu0s)

399 Good villain performances stick with me longer than good hero performances do.
Posted by: gp

And they're generally more fun to play.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

400 And "Klink" had a relative who famously was one of the few Jews to survive while never leaving Reich (married to an Aryan), and whose diaries offer a unique view on what it was like to be an under-the-radar-Untermensch who managed to survive. To add to it he was in Dresden, including IIRC during the bombing relatively late in the war.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 04:16 PM (U/Byj)

Feb 13-15 1945

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

401 >>>It is also the cause of a major threat to the US economic system, because suddenly "the USD is sacrosanct for international settlements" is no longer true. The shift aware from USD for trade settlement has begun, and it will hurt.

This change was ultimately inevitable, but Biden moved it up by at least a decade.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---

Interesting, and an Internet/X caution. I was on X and what I consider a reliable source. Presenting that about Russian banking as if it was recent.

The other rub is not remembering the source so that it may be eliminated from my bookmarks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 04:19 PM (8Ez/A)

402
If the B-2's can put 5 bombs down the same hole they can do it to a well in Qum.

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 04:19 PM (Y8DZL)

403 'This is why we need non-English-speaking incompetent and untrained truck drivers to be handed CDLs to wreck the 18-wheelers, lose the cargo, and kill innocent drivers.'

If you can't find truck drivers for less than $170K/yr, you're going to do desperate things to survive.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:20 PM (N8ZBc)

404 Tucker is edging closer to full Drudge Report. Never go full Drudge Report.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 28, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI)

405 Carlson is motivated by ego. I've seen him appear in a lot of political docu's, particularly "get me roger stone" is the one that stands out, and Carlson is featured rather prominently as though he was one of the king makers that brought about the rise of Trump. Really, Carlson was a hanger on who always managed to insinuate himself into the value of others. Roger Stone never hid what he did. Roger knew people, and he wanted to be influential so that he could serve himself. Carlson thinks that he's the one establishes the value to begin with, and that others need him.

Trump never would have met Stone if it wasn't for Carlson, explain that to me tyke. Trump was magnetic and Carlson recognized that he had a power that is being minimized, Carlson KNEW he would win, Carlson was SURE that he would be Great, CARLSON CARLSON CARLSON.

Another thing he does in every interview, is something I find so obnoxious, "I don't even own a TV" he says in almost EVERY interview that brings up his private life.

Don't believe him, his day carers have TV, Carlson may not, but all of the others in his life do. Shapiro says he doesn't own a TV, but I bet his family does, and

Posted by: wickedpinto at January 28, 2026 04:20 PM (2a0yj)

406 Hold on on the Rubio love. Remember when he was essentially Jeb with a bottle of water?

We are rightly admonishing ourselves about Tucker while falling head over heels for the next con dreamboat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:20 PM (zZu0s)

407 And "Klink" had a relative who famously was one of the few Jews to survive while never leaving Reich (married to an Aryan), and whose diaries offer a unique view on what it was like to be an under-the-radar-Untermensch who managed to survive. To add to it he was in Dresden, including IIRC during the bombing relatively late in the war.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 04:16 PM (U/Byj)

I literally just watched a video on Dresden 2 nights ago. The frigging place looked like hiroshima. There was actual night footage shot from the bombers showing the bomb explosions. It looked like hell on earth. Just brutal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 04:20 PM (snZF9)

408 My UPS guy told me about various dynamics driving a downturn in business months ago. No doubt the Teamster thing is a player, but I think other wheels are turning. There were layoffs going back to the fall.

Much prefer UPS for my cigar deliveries, since he will just tuck them behind a plant and sign for them himself (CA has an idiotic law requiring signature for cigars, which even the farcical fedgov has determined, via studies, have zero penetration of the illegal minor market).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (U/Byj)

409 Tucker is edging closer to full Drudge Report. Never go full Drudge Report.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 28, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI)



It does kind of explain his trip to Russia and reporting back that 'this place is teh AWESOME! McDonald's is luxury dining here!'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Good villain performances stick with me longer than good hero performances do.
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Word.

Posted by: Guy who played the Eye of Sauron at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (Dv3i1)

411 'So you remember Nick Cage better for Face Off than you do for Con Air?'

Ooooh, I think you got me on that one! Wait ... in Face/Off, which villain was Nick Cage exactly? The face-switch mixes me up.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (N8ZBc)

412 NOOD California Fraudin', on such a winter's day...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (OUMaO)

413 doesn't matter because Shapiro has endless brief, he doesn't go into detail, tales about his parents visiting his kids, his wifes family visiting the kids, about getting together before Schulle, so I Believe Shapiro a LOT more than I do CARLSON, because I know Shapiro has a huge family that operates under a traditional jewish concept, Carlson, . . ..doesn't he have One sister? Or something.

I hate Carlson, I always have.

Posted by: wickedpinto at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (2a0yj)

414 Another one I hate, Anne Coulter.

Posted by: wickedpinto at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (2a0yj)

415 It does kind of explain his trip to Russia and reporting back that 'this place is teh AWESOME! McDonald's is luxury dining here!'
Posted by: Sponge

Moscow is a pretty cool city. At least when I was there in the Yeltsin years.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

416 CBS 12 News, about an hours ago, 'Lindsey Graham assures Iranian protesters: 'Trump has your back''

In part, "HUNT VALLEY, Md. (TNND) — Senator Lindsey Graham assured Iranian protesters on Tuesday that President Donald Trump will help them.

“When Donald Trump promises you something, he will deliver,” the South Carolina Republican said during a Fox News interview."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (NFX2v)

417 Would the Germans really have put black POWs in with whites? Doesn't seem like something they would've done, since even the US forces weren't integrated. But it was the 60s, so I guess the producers had to emphasize the biracial nature of the war effort.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

Pretty sure there were a good number in the supply service running the Red Ball express. It is interesting too that he was the most technical one of the bunch, running the radios and the like. Plus there was a black squadron on the Italian front that did very well.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)

418 Ooooh, I think you got me on that one! Wait ... in Face/Off, which villain was Nick Cage exactly? The face-switch mixes me up.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (N8ZBc)

Castor Troy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 04:22 PM (zZu0s)

419 UPS signed that deal. UPS can reap it. I'm sure DHL and FedEx appreciate their stupidity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

The piece I read covered how just before the UPS negotiations, the Teamsters deliberately drove Yellow Freight Corp. into bankruptcy, just to demonstrate to UPS how much damage they had the ability to do. And the Biden admin was covering for the teamsters the whole way.

So, UPS apparently decided to stay solvent, sign the contract, and downsize by a great deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (giMmT)

420 The Democrat party and the US Congress have put the future of democracy at serious risk. THEY are the ones that usher in the nastiest forms of authoritarianism.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (4b7CV)

421
Ooooh, I think you got me on that one! Wait ... in Face/Off, which villain was Nick Cage exactly? The face-switch mixes me up.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:21 PM (N8ZBc)



He was the evil guy with the 2 gold plated pistols and grabs the young choir singer's ass in the beginning. Then, he later swaps faces with Travolta.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

422 377 Somebody once asked Werner Klemperer how he could play a Nazi.

He responded something like, "I'm an actor. If I can play Richard III, I can play a Nazi."
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)
_____________________________

There is a interesting documentary done on that show. Klemperer was interviewed and said that he originally turned it down, and eventually said "yes" with the condition that all Nazis in the show would be bumbling fools or extremely unlikable.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

423 HOLY SMOKES. New video shows leftist rioter Alex Pretti ATTACKING AND SPITTING on federal agents in Minneapolis just a week before his fatal encounter with Border Patrol

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After going through the CNN PR Thresher separating the truth from their lies, the video will be enhanced to show him blowing kisses and sticking daisies in their weapons.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 04:24 PM (qBdHI)

424 Good villian performances stick with me longer than hero performances. My favorite villian was Heath Ledger as the joker in the 2nd batman movie. Deserved an oscar. RIP Mr. Ledger.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (ehY6c)

425 Seems pretty simple to me, Rubio is a much better administrator than he is a politician. So no, he wouldn't be my first pick for Prez, but I'd take him if it came to that. He is outstanding as an SOS and all the jobs guy though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (n5tGW)

426 There is a interesting documentary done on that show. Klemperer was interviewed and said that he originally turned it down, and eventually said "yes" with the condition that all Nazis in the show would be bumbling fools or extremely unlikable.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

and they could never win.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 04:25 PM (8avO+)

427 "He was the evil guy with the 2 gold plated pistols and grabs the young choir singer's ass in the beginning. Then, he later swaps faces with Travolta."

I'll pick Con Air as the most enjoyable movie, and not make any further representations as to the most memorable Cage role between them; I'm undecided.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:27 PM (N8ZBc)

428 @ Tom servo

"he piece I read covered how just before the UPS negotiations, the Teamsters deliberately drove Yellow Freight Corp. into bankruptcy, just to demonstrate to UPS how much damage they had the ability to do. And the Biden admin was covering for the teamsters the whole way. "

Yeahp, I'm from NWI, the reason Yellow Freight is Yellow Freight to be destroyed is because the state first destroyed the Big R in order to open the door for acquisition by Yellow Freight.

The fall of the Big R, was not because of a bad market.

Posted by: wickedpinto at January 28, 2026 04:28 PM (2a0yj)

429 "My favorite villian was Heath Ledger as the joker in the 2nd batman movie. Deserved an oscar. RIP Mr. Ledger."

Yes, I just play the villain sections of that movie, and skip the parts with Batman and Alfred and their boring stuff.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (N8ZBc)

430 419. The piece I read covered how just before the UPS negotiations, the Teamsters deliberately drove Yellow Freight Corp. into bankruptcy, just to demonstrate to UPS how much damage they had the ability to do. And the Biden admin was covering for the teamsters the whole way.

So, UPS apparently decided to stay solvent, sign the contract, and downsize by a great deal.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Teamsters got OSHA to gang up on UPS regarding heat stress. The agency was only too happy to oblige and try to force UPS as a whole to swallow so they'd have history on the books to force a corporate settlement for a non-existent law. (Same thing took place many years ago concerning ergonomics and GM.)

Also remember, Biden Celebrated $90 Billion Bailout of Private Union Pension Plans (American Rescue Plan), Washington, July 7, 2022 and we'll pickup the tab for years.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 04:31 PM (NFX2v)

431 I have a dream that Tucker goes to Mecca in June for the Hajj,and there is a stampede of pilgrims stomping over him. He will squeak out help but no one hears and he becomes one with the sand to be scooped up like kitty litter.

I can't figure him out in the nanosecond I bother with him or Candace.

I bet when he runs his hands flap like Barky's did when he pranced down AF1's steps. Y'all have no idea how much I wanted him to trip, and my dreams were never met. They somehow transferred to Biden falling up the stairs instead, which was almost good enough.

For eight years or more and continuing I never heard Barky Obungo speak. I wear a medal for this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 04:37 PM (WONhk)

432 Indian legal immigration down by double digits percent just ain't good enough.

Not nearly good enough when you've got 3 million of them here. You f*ckers keep telling yourself everything is fine. I suspect those of you not trying to find a job in this market are either have no idea what is happening or don't care because it hasn't impacted you yet.

Posted by: resist_we_much at January 28, 2026 04:42 PM (cpys8)

433 I'd like to see a massive armada heading to our blue state shitholes to take care of the commies, antifa bastards, and illegals

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 28, 2026 04:49 PM (/IQ1H)

434 Remember when Ace was against foreign wars and liked Tucker? I do. What changed?

Posted by: Kitty litter box at January 28, 2026 04:54 PM (nUedY)

435 Tucker Carlson, frequent Oval Office guest and JD Vance’s BFF, is a Nazi. No one seriously doubts that anymore. Ace won’t be supporting a Nazi Party ticket in ‘28. Newsom-Shapiro is the way for sensible centrists. The pro-Israel, pro-Ukraine, pro-America ticket.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (CowIf)

436 Remember when Ace was against foreign wars and liked Tucker? I do. What changed?

Tucker started talking about that which is not allowed to be talked about.

Posted by: resist_we_much at January 28, 2026 06:50 PM (cpys8)

437 I think kindl is being sarcastic, ace.

Or is it sardonic?

Ironic?

Chronic? Pentatonic? Hypersonic?


Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 03:27 PM

So, gather up your jackets, move it to the exits
I hope you have found a friend
Closing time, every new beginning
Comes from some other beginning's end, yeah

Posted by: Semisonic at January 29, 2026 12:03 AM (P5BPp)

438 I'm deeply concerned about the concerning deep attacks on the undisputed leader of the Make Arabia Great Again movement. We concerned conservatives should all support Obama administration policies and the most demented takes of the anti-war movement circa 2006.

Posted by: Concerned Conservative Pakistani at January 29, 2026 12:09 AM (tiAlS)

FBI Raids Fulton County, GA, Election Headquarters As Part of Probe Related to 2020 Election

Remember, it was revealed a few weeks ago that a huge count of supposed "early votes" were submitted without any signatures and without the "tapes" recording these votes. Just poof, 315,000 votes out of literally nowhere.


Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

1h

BREAKING: The FBI has just executed a SEARCH WARRANT at the Fulton County, GA Election HQ, pretty much GROUND ZERO for voter fraud in the 2020 election

Per Fox News, this raid is related to the 2020 election

This is gonna get interesting!

bluestein
@bluestein

23m

I'm at the site of a Fulton County elections office where FBI officials confirmed they are conducting "court authorized activity" but declined further comment for now. Trump has repeatedly threatened to open an investigation into his 2020 defeat in Georgia. #gapol

Fox:

FBI agents were seen Wednesday carrying out a search at an election hub in Fulton County, Georgia, a location that became ground zero for concerns and complaints about voter fraud beginning in 2020.

Agents were seen entering the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, a new facility that state officials opened in 2023 that was designed to streamline their election processes.

It was not immediately clear what the FBI agents were investigating, but Fox News Digital is told the probe is related to the 2020 election.

The bureau said in a statement provided to Fox News Digital that FBI Atlanta was executing a "court authorized law enforcement action at 5600 [Campbellton] Fairburn Rd. Our investigation into this matter is ongoing so there are no details that we can provide at the moment."

The Department of Justice did not immediately provide comment.



Remember:


Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM




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1 Blade!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 02:01 PM (dK+Kv)

2 Unpossible! I was told nothing would happen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (2UnvF)

3 Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (D+BhG)

4 Popcorn time!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (iMotb)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (tjClK)

6 Fulton County, GA Election HQ, pretty much GROUND ZERO for voter fraud in the 2020 election

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Well, Ground Zero seems like hyperbole.

It's just the one state that's been actively investigating the fuckuppery for a few years.

The AG of PA isn't interested in investigating the fraud in Philly, but the GA legislature is interested in investigating the fraud in Atlanta.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

7 Very good news!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (WONhk)

8 If they're not careful they're going to prove that Stacey Abrams is the rightful governor

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (Wk8nw)

9 Pam Bondi on X:

MINNESOTA ARRESTS — I am on the ground in Minneapolis today. Federal agents have arrested 16 Minnesota rioters for allegedly assaulting federal law enforcement — people who have been resisting and impeding our federal law enforcement agents.

We expect more arrests to come.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (CNl8/)

10 @EndWokeness
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Follow
BREAKING: The FBI is conducting a raid of a Fulton County election HQ, related to 2020 presidential election

Reminder: This happened in Fulton…

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"This?"

I think you mean misinformation and completely normal behavior that's racist to notice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

11 We expect more arrests to come.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (CNl8/)

Hmm, maybe instead of nothing, SOMETHING is going to happen...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (XPM1I)

12 But but but ... I thought that "nothing ever happens" (tm)!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

13 Unpossible! I was told nothing would happen.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (2UnvF)


Nothing is happening. These reports are lies. The DOJ is just sitting around eating bonbons.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)

14 "Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?"

If they were smart, yes.

But.....stir one ant nest, and watch what the other ant nests do in order to protect themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (iMotb)

15 But the Ratt said everything was on the up and up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (qHJne)

16 Oh darn...

Need popcorn

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (KfXOG)

17 It’s not just that none of the 315,000 early votes for Fulton County, GA in 2020 were not signed.

Um, what?

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (gtcuf)

18 Blade!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 02:01 PM (dK+Kv)
_____

Impostor!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

19 I have a negative opinion of double negatives.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (gtcuf)

20 Congrats to the Morons who guessed correctly:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
1h

JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)

21 Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I'd assume, but criminals are known for their intelligence or diligence. Forensic IT can do some amazing stuff now. The things they learn from this investigation can and should be used to build a permanent DOGE-like election oversight.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (mlg/3)

22 Maricopa County next.....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (VE6XX)

23 I want those two bints who sued Rudy in jail.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (2UnvF)

24 Weren't a number of people prosecuted for claiming the GA results were false?

And now of course the FBI is investigating, potentially their claims that were criminally liable somehow.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

25 This is more about 2028 than it is about 2020.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (mlg/3)

26 14 "Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?"

If they were smart, yes.

But.....stir one ant nest, and watch what the other ant nests do in order to protect themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (iMotb)

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How do you destroy evidence in this instance?

The issue is that there are 300,000 counted ballots without any record of existing.

How do you destroy...that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

27 But the Ratt said everything was on the up and up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (qHJne)



Ratt said Round and Round.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (tjClK)

28 Lay It Down > Round And Round

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (CNl8/)

29
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
1h

JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)



FRUITY DOUCHE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (tjClK)

30 Seems to be a bit late to me.

Posted by: Dantes at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (Gr7dY)

31 25 This is more about 2028 than it is about 2020.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (mlg/3)

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Undoing the cheat in Fulton makes the 2026 Senate race in GA that much easier for the GOP to win as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

32 Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (D+BhG)


I assume that's the case but government workers and criminals can be remarkably stupid about hiding their crimes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)

33 * aren't known
duh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (mlg/3)

34 Lay It Down > Round And Round

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (CNl8/)



Way Cool, Jr.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (tjClK)

35 But the Ratt said everything was on the up and up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (qHJne)


Ratt said Round and Round.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (tjClK)
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Nobody rides for free, ya know ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

36 Getting sprayed with an unknown substance reminds me of my brother.

Posted by: Ihan Omar at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (mCdsz)

37 The AG of PA isn't interested in investigating the fraud in Philly, but the GA legislature is interested in investigating the fraud in Atlanta.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (GBKbO)
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Setting the predicate for federal monitoring of Election Day voting 2026 and 2028 in targeted cities.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rj6Yv)

38 But the Ratt said everything was on the up and up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (qHJne)


Ratt said Round and Round.
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Ratt said You're In Trouble

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (TN0g+)

39 Well, Ground Zero seems like hyperbole.

Where did the "burst pipe" happen?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)

40 Per TJM, and adding to it all, "ground zero" would include Phila, PA, Clark County NV, Wayne County MI, Milwaukee WI (and probably Daine, though the entire state-wide pattern in WI was highly anomalous, well no, historically unique).

And there's the never explained (never even an attempt to explain) the incredibly suspicious and historically unique pause in vote tabulation - in just the farcically insecure/fraud-ridden states - that night.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj)

41 Apparently, it was a boutique attack.

Report: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar (the internet had thoughts)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (L/fGl)

42 If they're not careful they're going to prove that Stacey Abrams is the rightful governor

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (Wk8nw)
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When asked to comment, Ms. Abrams said that she's been weighting a long time for this moment.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:08 PM (BJnkV)

43 "This is more about 2028 than it is about 2020."

One can only have a n honest 2028 election by slicing open the entrails of the 2020 election with a flaming broadsword, and study what is revealed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 02:08 PM (iMotb)

44 Pam Bondi on X:

MINNESOTA ARRESTS — I am on the ground in Minneapolis today. Federal agents have arrested 16 Minnesota rioters for allegedly assaulting federal law enforcement — people who have been resisting and impeding our federal law enforcement agents.

We expect more arrests to come.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (CNl8/)


Is this more things not happening?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)

45 Vengeance is sweeter than sweet tea.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:08 PM (eN9Ag)

46 Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (D+BhG)

I assume that's the case but government workers and criminals can be remarkably stupid about hiding their crimes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)
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Yep. They can also be lazy, thinking they got away with it.

I suspect a determined forensic audit will turn up a lot of interesting anomalies that will lead to some VERY awkward questions for the authorities in charge of voting procedures.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU)

47 Did a water pipe break again?

Posted by: brak at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (jGJov)

48 Nobody rides for free, ya know ....
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That was the *perfect* end-of-movie song choice. Point Break was an amazing flick.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (TN0g+)

49 37 Setting the predicate for federal monitoring of Election Day voting 2026 and 2028 in targeted cities.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rj6Yv)

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A lower court judge threw out the DOJ's lawsuit against Oregon to see their voting rolls.

I doubt that's going to be the end of it.

Harmeet Dhillon seems to be on a warpath to hurt the Democrat Party institutionally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

50 For those, like me, who don't know what a zero tape is or why it's necessary: A zero tape is a record that shows a tabulator machine is in a good start condition for an election, with zero votes tabulated at that time. Signing it obviously is an affirmation that it was recorded by the proper person at the proper time.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (Yp6az)

51 Greatest mashup of all time

https://youtu.be/57SNPbxi0r0

Ratt and Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Round And Round The Grapevine

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (CNl8/)

52 39 Well, Ground Zero seems like hyperbole.

Where did the "burst pipe" happen?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)

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It didn't.

But sure, the burst pipe in Atlanta was used as an excuse to shut down ballot counting in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

53
Is this more things not happening?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)



It will be a little something if they're actually charged and booked, then a court date assigned.

They need their records tarnished, otherwise it's useless. Release them back on the streets and see what happens. THAT is more of what I expect to happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (tjClK)

54 I like the cut of Harmeet Dhillon's jib.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (gtcuf)

55 JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)


Probably just needed freshening up, I guess.

What?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (rbvCR)

56
I suspect a determined forensic audit will turn up a lot of interesting anomalies that will lead to some VERY awkward questions for the authorities in charge of voting procedures.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU)

That Mother Daughter team with all the ballots from under the table come to mind.. They sued and bankrupted Giuliani...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

57 Good afternoon all!
I feel lousy. Headache, runny nose, so cold throwing myself into a volcano would feel good. Puppy sleeping on my feet helps. Hope it’s not flu. If it is…it’s Trump’s fault. Somehow

Posted by: Jmel at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (bVhJi)

58 29 JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar
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Think of the potential harm to her tooth enamel!!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (0bjKf)

59 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones "Nothing will happen." at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (0YMew)

60 40 And there's the never explained (never even an attempt to explain) the incredibly suspicious and historically unique pause in vote tabulation - in just the farcically insecure/fraud-ridden states - that night.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj)

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It was just a natural cause of the people rejecting Trump for the covid response and the anger represented by BLM riots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

61 It'd be ironic and laughable if Fani whatshername was swept up in this.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (3Ope8)

62 As I asked last thread I would be surprised if the evidence wasn't destroyed after 5+ years. There are laws against destroying evidence but there are laws against stealing elections also

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (IDEQi)

63 Paper ballots, hand or machine tabulation.

Only solution. Of course in conjunction with in-person one-day voting and voter ID. AND a systematic constant scrubbing of the voter registry.

Anything different or less, in a society as corrupt and lax as this one has become, is unserious.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (U/Byj)

64 18 Impostor!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

He defeated you fair and square, now he gets to take your title.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (uEmCf)

65 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
1h

JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)
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FRUITY DOUCHE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (tjClK)
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Now, if someone would only attack Kamala Harris with vinegar, it would at least improve her word salads.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (BJnkV)

66 Congrats to the Morons who guessed correctly:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
1h

JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)
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Even more evidence that this was staged. Who the fuck carries around apple cider vinegar to throw at a political enemy?

Just think about it. You want to embarrass and intimidate someone by throwing liquid on them. And your choice is ... apple cider vinegar? Get the fuck outta here.

This very odd choice was chosen because it's (i) completely harmless and (ii) has enough color so it looks somewhat suspicious.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

67 I bet the Feds will also find planning documents to steal the 2026 elections.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (KfXOG)

68
Old news
Wouldn't have made a difference
Election denial
Not widespread
Why are you obsessed with this?
Backlash triggered

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (tgvbd)

69 Maricopa County next.....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (VE6XX)

That would even bigger than Fulton. Maricopa fraud was massive.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (442yA)

70 "Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?"

Let's hope the FBI doesn't destroy what's left.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (N8ZBc)

71 I like the cut of Harmeet Dhillon's jib.
Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (gtcuf)


I somehow get the feeling of Anne Francis and Leslie Nielsen fleeing down endless Krell corridors as the Id Monster ravens after them, every time she smiles for the camera for her X-clips and talks about what she is doing now.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (rbvCR)

72 62 As I asked last thread I would be surprised if the evidence wasn't destroyed after 5+ years. There are laws against destroying evidence but there are laws against stealing elections also

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (IDEQi)

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They'd need to create evidence, not destroy it.

They "counted" 300,000 ballots that never existed. They'd need to create the ballots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

73 Vengeance is a dish best served Flambé with a side of incarceration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (L/fGl)

74 Dear Congresscritter Omar, I'm a guy but upon information and belief you're supposed to use douche internally.
Sincerely StG

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (IDEQi)

75 Holy hell, what judge signed off on this BS warrant? RIP democracy. Can’t wait to tell my grandkids about how we used to have elections.

Ah yes, wasting time and tax dollars on a distraction that is disconnected from reality. Guess ICE murders aren't polling well.

Vindictive prosecutions aimed at gaining control over election systems before midterms are probably not viewed as wasteful to this administration. We should probably take the weaponization of the FBI to achieve these goals seriously.

It feels like we're in a cold civil war right now with one side actively fighting it and the other in denial of it's existence.

It doesn't feel cold when they just executed someone a few days ago.

what evidence would one expect to find 6 years later? At best this is theater. More likely, this is an attempt to do things to subvert future elections.

If you think Trump can't steal the midterms because of laws or state-run processes or the courts or whatever, you lack imagination.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

76 Ilhan got spayed?
It's about time, fucking stray.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (UjdFS)

77 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Kt19C)

78 btw there are social media pics of Ilhan with her buddy who staged the "attack"

who is a massive lefty anyway

but OT - Eric Coomer (Dominion guy) was deposed yesterday AND testified to some really interesting things. This might flow out of that deposition

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (emBoF)

79 As I asked last thread I would be surprised if the evidence wasn't destroyed after 5+ years. There are laws against destroying evidence but there are laws against stealing elections also
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (IDEQi)

Sure, but having boxes in an archive area suddenly vanish is suspicious any time someone passes by. Assuming nobody will check is safer. the time for the accidental fire in the building is as a last resort.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (8avO+)

80 Wait, are you telling me that the time coordinated surge in Biden votes in 7 swing states may have been actual fraud, like we've been saying since the day it happened? That maybe Sleepy Joe didn't actually get 81,000,000 votes after all? Cough, that the Chinese vote came in late as the trucks arrived?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (w1OJL)

81
Now, if someone would only attack Kamala Harris with vinegar, it would at least improve her word salads.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (BJnkV)



Nothing wrong with a good red wine vinegar on a salad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (tjClK)

82 They need their records tarnished, otherwise it's useless. Release them back on the streets and see what happens. THAT is more of what I expect to happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (tjClK)


Pick one at random and release him immediately. Hold the others for 48 hours. See what happens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (ExV1e)

83 George Bush dodged a shoe.

Trump dodged bullets.

And we're supposed to get worked up over vinegar? Please. Get back to me when they throw VX.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (KfXOG)

84 75 Holy hell, what judge signed off on this BS warrant? RIP democracy. Can’t wait to tell my grandkids about how we used to have elections

Oh brother...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

85
When Stacey got movin'
the ballots were being counted in the wind.

Posted by: Bertha at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (0YMew)

86
Is this the Kraken that we were promised?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 02:14 PM (tgvbd)

87 >> JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News

Oh, so someone found my organic douche.

Posted by: Ihan Omar at January 28, 2026 02:14 PM (mCdsz)

88 sprayed with apple cider vinegar"

Pretty sure that's an old hillbilly elixir...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 02:14 PM (XuXeR)

89 I'll never forget watching the hearing in Georgia after the election where one of the investigators took out a laptop and connected to the election machine that totally wasn't connected to the internet. Totally.

Trump was robbed. We were robbed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 02:14 PM (viF8m)

90 "Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar "

White Vinegar == Racism.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:14 PM (N8ZBc)

91 "The state that stole the election from Stacy Abrams definitely has no fraud to investigate ever."
-Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

92 63 Paper ballots, hand or machine tabulation.

Only solution. Of course in conjunction with in-person one-day voting and voter ID. AND a systematic constant scrubbing of the voter registry.


AND they mark your thumb when you vote

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (emBoF)

93 OMG what schadenfreude it will be if the Dems and GOPe stooges stopped the Pence hobbled Donald Trump in Oct 2020 and now some of the cheaters end up in prison for the serious crime of election fraud plus we've got Trump unchained now.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (hhkIi)

94 JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News

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Well, they couldn't use water or she'd melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

95 Vindictive prosecutions aimed at gaining control over election systems before midterms are probably not viewed as wasteful to this administration. We should probably take the weaponization of the FBI to achieve these goals seriously.


I see variants on this leftist talking point a lot - that by demanding clean voter rolls Trump will "steal the election"

But...you can't steal an election with clean voter rolls. In fact, the dirty the voter rolls are the easier it becomes since you can cast ballots for the dead, people who moves, illegals, and people that never actually existed.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)

96 Good afternoon all!
I feel lousy. Headache, runny nose, so cold throwing myself into a volcano would feel good. Puppy sleeping on my feet helps. Hope it’s not flu. If it is…it’s Trump’s fault. Somehow
Posted by: Jmel
......

Anybody spray you with an unidentified liquid lately?

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (UjdFS)

97 I was informed by Fox News that questioning the 2020 election was crazy talk. All is right wingers believe Fox News right?

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (YwEeS)

98 And let's not forget the county (Coffee?) where there was comically obvious reproduction of ballots. Something like 115 ballots clearly identical, based on the marking. I've been involved with setting up elections overseas in places emerging from civil wars, with (obviously) very limited administrative capacity, and anything 10% as crudely, almost comically, insecure and reeking of fraud as 2020 would be dismissed by int'l monitors/IOs/governments with a laugh.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (U/Byj)

99 RIP democracy"

Promise? This ain't one, and never should be...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (XuXeR)

100 STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM


WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston "Steiner" Wolfe at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (0YMew)

101 Tune into Faux News tonight.
Pam Bondi will explain all.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (lK+0v)

102 No standing.

Aloha.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (wGerL)

103 Undoing the cheat in Fulton makes the 2026 Senate race in GA that much easier for the GOP to win as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
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My immediate thought was of Warnock

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (l/++U)

104 The best defense to the lack of evidence would be "Stacy Abrams ate it". Hawaiian Judge "case dismissed"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (IDEQi)

105 That disgusting delivery nurse in FL who publicly wished for Karoline Leavitt to have a horrible, permanent injury during her childbirth is experiencing real consequences. FL revoked her nursing license.

http://tiny.cc/f59y001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Yp6az)

106
103 Undoing the cheat in Fulton makes the 2026 Senate race in GA that much easier for the GOP to win as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
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My immediate thought was of Warnock

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (l/++U)

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Ossoff is up this year, not Warnock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

107 "The state that stole the election from Stacy Abrams definitely has no fraud to investigate ever."
-Reddit


The left: Anyone that claims there was any fraud whatsoever in our sacred pure presidential election of 2020 is a lying NAZI that should be sent to prison. There was no fraud, there can be no fraud, PERIOD

Also the left: The presidential elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, 2016 and 2024 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

108 Paper ballots, hand or machine tabulation.

Only solution. Of course in conjunction with in-person one-day voting and voter ID. AND a systematic constant scrubbing of the voter registry.

Anything different or less, in a society as corrupt and lax as this one has become, is unserious.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (U/Byj)


If you have:

- paper ballots, hand or machine tabulation
- in-person voting
- voter ID
- AND a systematic constant scrubbing of the voter registry

Then the only thing that having one-day voting does is give the Democrats a short time window to fuck with red precincts.

We've had early voting in this country for over 100 years. It's not going away.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

109 Georgia needs to clean Atlanta up. We don't need a "Chicago" down here. Cut federal money off if they won't cooperate.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 02:17 PM (E7+ue)

110 105 That disgusting delivery nurse in FL who publicly wished for Karoline Leavitt to have a horrible, permanent injury during her childbirth is experiencing real consequences. FL revoked her nursing license.

http://tiny.cc/f59y001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Yp6az)

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She can move to Minnesota.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

111 I see variants on this leftist talking point a lot - that by demanding clean voter rolls Trump will "steal the election"

But...you can't steal an election with clean voter rolls. In fact, the dirty the voter rolls are the easier it becomes since you can cast ballots for the dead, people who moves, illegals, and people that never actually existed.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)

That's why they hate it. Because every election the Dems fake and steal votes to justify cities dominating rural votes and keep radicals in office.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)

112 It was red wine vinegar from her vineyard.

Posted by: Suspicious Miklos at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (AP7fj)

113 107 Also the left: The presidential elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, 2016 and 2024 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

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"It's impossible to win all the swing states. It hasn't happened in 40 years, which means it's impossible."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

114 >>I was informed by Fox News that questioning the 2020 election was crazy talk. All is right wingers believe Fox News right?

Brian in New Orleans will be along to chastise you rightwing conspiracy theorists any minute.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (viF8m)

115 the evidence be destroyed by now

New machines and parts from Venezuela are experiencing delays.

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

116 BlackOrchid, absolutely. In any place with election security as farcical as the US, purple thumbs are entirely appropriate. Of course this requires in-person voting, which is an absolute normal minimum requirement anyway. But it's a system that's impossible to defeat.

As bad as things are, we probably won't have psycho criminals strapping bombs on mentally challenged people and having them walk into polling stations. So we have that going for us.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (U/Byj)

117 Fraudulent ballots. They weren’t even “votes”.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (iLmv1)

118 Paper ballots, same day voting, and purple dyed fingers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (KfXOG)

119 Call me when literally anyone related to this is arrested.

Posted by: Tired at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (zQwJs)

120 Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Yp6az)

Her GoFundMe will be 6 figures easy.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (wGerL)

121 Heh. Lot of irons in the fire.

Remember the Reagan SNL skit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

122 Acetic acid attack!

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)

123 This is crucial to getting people out to vote.

After 40 years of treygowdian bullshit from the Thurston Howell GOP, it is absolutely acceptable and fitting to expect more than fart noises and hand-waving.

Acceptable outcomes from the DoJ Cosmetics Counter Staff are:
Charges filed.
Bails denied.
Trials.
Convictions.
Prison sentences.
Felonies on records.

I want the revolving door to the jail removed. For these pricks an arrest and release is a badge of honor like any other gang member.

Not too much to ask for someone to do more than talk about patching the boat when the fucker is sinking with all of us in it.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (ZcSFA)

124 It was red wine vinegar from her vineyard.

It was wine from her vineyard. He’s just an unsatisfied customer. A disappointed wine dad.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (EXyHK)

125 Just think about it. You want to embarrass and intimidate someone by throwing liquid on them. And your choice is ... apple cider vinegar? Get the fuck outta here.

This very odd choice was chosen because it's (i) completely harmless and (ii) has enough color so it looks somewhat suspicious.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
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While being escorted to prison, Anthony Kazmierczak commented on his attacking Ilhan Omar, stating, "Vinagrettes. I've had a few."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (BJnkV)

126 Paper ballots, same day voting, and purple dyed fingers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (KfXOG)

Hell. I'd take a tattoo of the year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

127 They "counted" 300,000 ballots that never existed. They'd need to create the ballots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (GBKbO)


We accidentally destroyed them. Yea, I know, regulations state that they're supposed to be maintained but we were breaking soooo many regulations... what's one more. We'll add some training. -- Fulton County Elections

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (ExV1e)

128 Lexi Lawler is MAID for Canada.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (KfXOG)

129 111 That's why they hate it. Because every election the Dems fake and steal votes to justify cities dominating rural votes and keep radicals in office.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)

And every year, the cities whine that they can't send in their vote totals until all the little red counties around them are counted first.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (uEmCf)

130 Wish I had a seat to watch this

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Ia/+0)

131 Border Patrol agents who fatally shot Alex Pretti during Minneapolis anti-ICE protest placed on administrative leave

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (ZxPkt)

132 And, unless there is proof of an ongoing conspiracy, statute of limitations is already over.

But, it would be enlightening to see if there were any shenanigans LAST election... just not enough to throw the whole election.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (mP0Kj)

133 125 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (N8ZBc)

134 That was so like, 6 years ago, man.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (UjdFS)

135 ok, but how about just this once, this year, R districts don't report results until all Dem votes have been reported.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (w/O5Q)

136 And we have 2 Democrat Senators that shouldn't be there.
Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated. She
seems to be keeping a low profile these days.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

137 Acetic acid attack!

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)
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Hey! Members of my tribe had nothing to do with it!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (BJnkV)

138 And again let's break this down. Let's take the left's talking point that the voter rolls are already accurate with minimal mistakes and fraud and then that Trump's people get a hold of them.

How are they going to use this in a negative way? Trump's people can't remove living citizens from the voting rolls nor can they punish them in any way. The only thing they can do is identify non-citizens, people that died, or people registered to vote in multiple locations.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

139 Speaking of Ratt n Roll, the Bring Some Meat (and toss it onto the stage) concert had someone bring an unfrozen roast one night and it knocked Robin Cosby out cold when it hit them.

I wouldn't object if this were to be done to any of the crooks who committed election fraud in Fulton County.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (339DT)

140 Is this the Kraken that we were promised?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 02:14 PM (tgvbd)


I think the Kraken was the Venezuelan and Serbian servers.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (rbvCR)

141 It feels like we're in a cold civil war right now with one side actively fighting it and the other in denial of it's existence.
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You don't say!

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (TN0g+)

142 127 We accidentally destroyed them. Yea, I know, regulations state that they're supposed to be maintained but we were breaking soooo many regulations... what's one more. We'll add some training. -- Fulton County Elections

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (ExV1e)

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Which is against GA state law. So their defense is that they broke other laws.

If the FBI is raiding the place...they're not taking, "Oh, I guess we won't do anything if you broke lesser laws."

Also, the way the FBI works...they raid when they have very good paper trails and evidence already. At least when they work properly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

143 "Wish I had a seat to watch this"

The seats have eyes!

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (N8ZBc)

144 So if they find evidence that would overturn the 2020 election, Trump will be deemed to have been president from 2021 to 2025 and he will be removed from office now because this is essentially his third term.

/J. Random Leftist

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (qgHp7)

145 No, no early voting. No, one-day voting doesn't present any particular vulnerabilities. All systems have trade-offs and are imperfect. Early voting gains nothing, and is also an abomination on non-security grounds, obviously.

Gee, let's have the class guess what that abomination is.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (U/Byj)

146 Georgia needs to clean Atlanta up. We don't need a "Chicago" down here. Cut federal money off if they won't cooperate.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 02:17 PM (E7+ue)

I've got some ideas.

Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)

147 That was the *perfect* end-of-movie song choice. Point Break was an amazing flick.
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 02:09 PM (TN0g+)

Absolutely love that movie; even Gary Busey was awesome.

'I'm so hungry I could eat the *ss end out of a dead rhino.'

Posted by: Nelly at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (7gpcF)

148 Should be frozen roast.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (339DT)

149 Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated. She
seems to be keeping a low profile these days.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 02:21 PM (NpAcC)
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You're making a molehill out of a mountain.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (BJnkV)

150 >JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
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because it's the color of camel piss, I guess

she should be used to it from childhood

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (ZxPkt)

151 We accidentally destroyed them. Yea, I know, regulations state that they're supposed to be maintained but we were breaking soooo many regulations... what's one more. We'll add some training. -- Fulton County Elections

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (ExV1e)

They need reconstruction era like federal controls on state elections. The other options are less desirable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (dK+Kv)

152 I was informed by Fox News that questioning the 2020 election was crazy talk. All is right wingers believe Fox News right?


IIRC after years of the FNM including FOXN claiming this a majority of US citizens believe the 2020 election was stolen.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

153 Has somebody already said, "Nothing will happen"?

Because you know that any "evidence" which may have been available was destroyed almost immediately.

The people who would commit election fraud are not honest people to begin with.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (wkEVf)

154 Has somebody already said, "Nothing will happen"?

Because you know that any "evidence" which may have been available was destroyed almost immediately.

The people who would commit election fraud are not honest people to begin with.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 02:22 PM (wkEVf)

That's why you raid first without warning people.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)

155 I remember pretty well vidios of them closing up counting then pulling out boxes and sending them through voting machines.
There are other videos out there

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (Ia/+0)

156 Odds that we hear of Omar getting sprayed with "acid" anyone?

Technically true, in a weaselly sort of way.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (YG+k7)

157 I see variants on this leftist talking point a lot - that by demanding clean voter rolls Trump will "steal the election"

But...you can't steal an election with clean voter rolls. In fact, the dirty the voter rolls are the easier it becomes since you can cast ballots for the dead, people who moves, illegals, and people that never actually existed.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)


For leftists, any vote which doesn't go their way has been stolen. You could do a show of hands, everyone can see who voted for what, and if they don't like the outcome... stolen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (ExV1e)

158 And we have 2 Democrat Senators that shouldn't be there.
Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated. She
seems to be keeping a low profile these days.
Posted by: redridinghood
.......

barely a hillock.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (UjdFS)

159 remember:

the FBI is notorious for losing evidence

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (ZxPkt)

160 Admin leave for that kind of incident is pretty typical in all police forces.

VCU psycho nurse also booted. No info on license action yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (U/Byj)

161 Ken's Greek Vinaigrette > plain old oil and vinegar > camel piss.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (N8ZBc)

162
That's why you raid first without warning people.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)



What are the odds that no one aware of this within the FBI leaked the info prior........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (tjClK)

163 I'm very, very happy Trump isn't dropping this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (xcxpd)

164 Just think about it. You want to embarrass and intimidate someone by throwing liquid on them. And your choice is ... apple cider vinegar? Get the fuck outta here.

This very odd choice was chosen because it's (i) completely harmless and (ii) has enough color so it looks somewhat suspicious.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
-

While being escorted to prison, Anthony Kazmierczak commented on his attacking Ilhan Omar, stating, "Vinagrettes. I've had a few."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:19 PM (BJnkV)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (g47mK)

165 Border Patrol agents who fatally shot Alex Pretti during Minneapolis anti-ICE protest placed on administrative leave
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:20 PM (ZxPkt)


That is what you are supposed to do when there is a shooting.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

166 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:25 PM (g47mK)

167 157
For leftists, any vote which doesn't go their way has been stolen. You could do a show of hands, everyone can see who voted for what, and if they don't like the outcome... stolen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (ExV1e)

======

"2020 was the cleanest election ever because it finally overcame the voter suppression barriers that the GOP has been putting up. That explains the massive increase in vote totals for Biden over Obama. We lost 2024 because the GOP was allowed to do voter suppression again."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

168 Now do Arizona.
And NY.
And California.
And NJ.
And the recent election in Virginia where the Democrat for governor was behind until a bunch of votes showed up. And now the Democrat legislature is trying to mar it illegal to investigate and destroying records.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 28, 2026 02:25 PM (aIYqR)

169 >Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated. She
seems to be keeping a low profile these days.
----

she couldn't maintain a low profile behind a beached beluga

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:25 PM (ZxPkt)

170 163 I'm very, very happy Trump isn't dropping this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (xcxpd)

=====

He's not being cool about the whole trying to put him in prison for bullshit thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

171 You could do a show of hands, everyone can see who voted for what, and if they don't like the outcome... stolen.

The left tends to like show-of-hands-style votes, because it means they know exactly who to intimidate. They assume that they are willing to intimidate, and their opponents are not.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 02:25 PM (EXyHK)

172 For leftists, any vote which doesn't go their way has been stolen. You could do a show of hands, everyone can see who voted for what, and if they don't like the outcome... stolen.

I see two leftist talking points along these lines:

1) The older talking point is that if people weren't stopped from voting D in blue areas they all would. So if there is less then a 100% turnout in urban areas it is prima facie evidence of voter suppresion

2) The newer talking point is that illegals should be able to vote, so if there are, uh, additional votes in the totals it just makes up for those people's votes being suppressed.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

173 >That is what you are supposed to do when there is a shooting.

Posted by: Kindltot
---

I know right? crazy

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (ZxPkt)

174 Admin leave after a shooting is SOP per cops buddies.
It's pretty traumatic to take a life. Even more trauma to second-guess yourself and have the entire country call you a monster.

Dude needs time to talk to his people and get ready for his national colonoscopy.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (ZcSFA)

175
Paper ballots, same day voting, and purple dyed fingers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:18 PM


it's the only way to be sure

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (tljrc)

176 At least Omar doesn’t smell like her brother anymore.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (aIYqR)

177 Beluga?

How about a beached whale in Oregon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (KfXOG)

178 >>I'm very, very happy Trump isn't dropping this.

Me too. He's been saying for a while now that evidence of the 2020 fraud will be coming out this year. Just in time for the midterms.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (viF8m)

179 FBI please come to Colorado

lots to do here

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (ZxPkt)

180 Trump was robbed. We were robbed.

Turned into revolting colors umpteen times greater than Arab Springs.

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (FhXTo)

181 Have always found those surveys showing majorities (and large minorities of Dem-registered) believing 2020 was stolen sort of interesting.

It might almost give one hope. That when confronted with such a ridiculously insecure and suspicious election process, enough Americans still have a common sense reaction.

But no groundswell for the obvious and required changes (see comment above) in the states most needing it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (U/Byj)

182 Acetic acid attack!

*********

Suicider bomber!

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (qgHp7)

183 Of all the Presidential election that Trump won (2016, 2020, 2024), he won 2020 the most.

the fraud that year was so blatant, so massive, and so widespread that it constituted a coup d'etat.

Trump won 202n easily, everyone knows it, and wenall currently live in upside-down Spock's Beard Word pretending that 202 was a legitimate election.

This is the first clue that perhaps Spock will finally shave off his beard.

Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (se8lQ)

184 Its about time someone started looking at fraud votes because we will see them again next year

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (Ia/+0)

185 How about a beached whale in Oregon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (KfXOG)



This is about me, isn't it.......

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (tjClK)

186 Call me when someone goes to jail.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (vFG9F)

187 170 163 I'm very, very happy Trump isn't dropping this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:24 PM (xcxpd)

=====

He's not being cool about the whole trying to put him in prison for bullshit thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

Good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (xcxpd)

188 Word = World

Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (se8lQ)

189 20 Congrats to the Morons who guessed correctly:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
1h

JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)


***Preens, puffs up, and struts self-importantly***

Called it when it happened. Seen this way too many times to think anything else.

Of course, it plays well with their ignorant base, who are still convinced that Juicy Small-yay was attacked by black MAGA supporters on the coldest night of the year right outside of his warm hotel room (where he went HIMSELF to get that Subway sandwich, instead of having it delivered or sending one of his underlines to fetch it).

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (wkEVf)

190 172 I see two leftist talking points along these lines:

1) The older talking point is that if people weren't stopped from voting D in blue areas they all would. So if there is less then a 100% turnout in urban areas it is prima facie evidence of voter suppresion

2) The newer talking point is that illegals should be able to vote, so if there are, uh, additional votes in the totals it just makes up for those people's votes being suppressed.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

For #1, how do they explain Philadelphia always getting a minimum of 125% turnout, that goes every single vote blue?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (uEmCf)

191 > the FBI is notorious for losing evidence

I remember hearing for YEARS that the FBI couldn't find the Branch Davidian compound front door/doors. Just a couple of years ago, someone went into one of the FBI evidence rooms dedicated to Waco and they were just leaning on the wall. There's a public picture.

I believe the reason people were interested in the doors was to prove whether the FBI/ATF fired on the Davidians at their front door.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (Yp6az)

192 the simple fact is, the left think they are better and smarter and more human than us. they think they NEED to have more power and more impact to their voting. so they use people who don't care/don't vote to RIGHTEOUSLY amplify their own GOOD and RIGHT voting patterns,

this is their belief.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (emBoF)

193 When does a judge overturn this action?

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (Q0yOR)

194 Rumor locally is that Portland PD sent officers out to shadow ICE agents doing raids, but they forgot to tell Antifa, and the cops got rushed and beaten by Antifa.

So the PD pulled the cops back, and the next day apologized to Antifa.

I am hoping the ground under Portland opens up and swallows that place down like a Sarlac. It takes a lot to prove that Neil Goldschmidt is NOT the worst possible mayor ever thought of.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 02:29 PM (rbvCR)

195 Hard to believe that any evidence of fraud hasn't been destroyed -- and would be surprised if anybody gets punished -- but hopefully something comes of it, even if it's only evidence of the truth.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:29 PM (kRJmT)

196 Yeah, yeah, nothing happens
@EricLDaugh 16m
🚨 BREAKING: AG Pam Bondi announces 16 ARRESTS of leftist Minnesota rioters for assaulting law enforcement

BONDI: "We expect more arrests to come." 🔥

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 02:29 PM (mlg/3)

197 Worst thing is it was Dolla Store brand vinegar, not name brand, like White House.

Posted by: Acetic Acid Blues at January 28, 2026 02:29 PM (oftw2)

198 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

If they had nothing to hide, they wouldn't be so nervous.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 02:29 PM (gtcuf)

199 Remember:

If Trump was president in 2020, we would've been saddled with another 4 years of VP Benedict Arnold. Instead, he was robbed, we suffered and in return, got Trump 2.0 with JD Vance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:29 PM (tjClK)

200 I know that we all usually lean toward a single cause to explain why something happened. In 2020, I think there were multiple groups, unconnected all trying to do the same thing: defeat Trump.

I think it explains the 81 million votes. Dems always try to keep the cheating at just enough to win. They didn't expect China or Venezuela or Russia or ? to also be in on the cheat. They also didn't expect the GOPe to be in on the same play.

I mean it was the same [or worse] Orange Man Bad in 2024 as in 2020. Where'd all those ballots go?

We gotta get a handle on this. And gotta say, I'm rather pessimistic.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 28, 2026 02:30 PM (vnzIL)

201 Something will happen?

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:30 PM (4uLDQ)

202 please come to Colorado"

Please come to Boston, she just said no...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)

203 notorious for losing evidence

LAPD RFK assassination has entered the chat.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 02:30 PM (Kt19C)

204 No, one-day voting doesn't present any particular vulnerabilities.

- Missing pens
- Incorrect pens
- Insufficient ballots
- Polling location didn't open
- Ballot reader broken (place it in this bin and we'll read it at a central location)
- Ballots printing on incorrect paper

All of these things have happened just in the past 10 years - on election day, in Republican heavy districts. The idea that forcing everyone to vote on the same day will, somehow, prevent fraud is farcical.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)

205 196 Yeah, yeah, nothing happens
@EricLDaugh 16m
🚨 BREAKING: AG Pam Bondi announces 16 ARRESTS of leftist Minnesota rioters for assaulting law enforcement

BONDI: "We expect more arrests to come." 🔥
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 02:29 PM (mlg/3)

Not a single one of them were part of the Church Invasion.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:31 PM (uEmCf)

206 Nobody seems to recall or even know about what a farce NV was. Many randos posting stills and videos online of *piles* of mailed out ballots in mail rooms, on top of trash cans, etc, all over Clark County.

Even better, a local TV reported (with good legal advice) mailed in 7 fraudulent (dead, out of state, whatever) ballots. Five were counted. !!!!!!

GOP observers (I believe including Rick Grenell) were thrown out of a counting center. Staff inside reported that signature-verification machines were "tuned" down to a level that the vendor providing the machines said was equivalent to shutting them off.

It's like none of this ever happened.

Like some sort of Third World election farce crudely and openly stolen in plain sight.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:31 PM (U/Byj)

207 Judge issued the warrant for the FBI. There’s materiality, you can be sure of it. The judiciary is Democrats Commie Fifth Column.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 28, 2026 02:31 PM (aIYqR)

208 Flaming-Head* Worthy?

*As in Leaky Toilet

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:31 PM (kRJmT)

209 199.
But now that big tough bully Walz is going to beat up our VP.

Vance will turn Walz into an umbrella stand in about five minutes.

1 minute of fight, 4 minutes of laughter.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:31 PM (ZcSFA)

210 "I think there were multiple groups, unconnected"

Commies and anarchists do cells well.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (N8ZBc)

211 77 STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Kt19C)

Shtop shtaring at me, you are giving me zee performance anxiety!

Posted by: Steiner at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)

212
I believe the reason people were interested in the doors was to prove whether the FBI/ATF fired on the Davidians at their front door.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 02:28 PM (Yp6az)



The Texas Game Warden can violate your Constitutional Rights. The FBI sent the Game Wardens in first which got the BD's to shoot first, granting the FBI cause to level the place, apparently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (tjClK)

213 205.

They made a trip to Scapegoats R Us.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (ZcSFA)

214 1 minute of fight,"

56 seconds of whatever, then 1 punch...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (XuXeR)

215 JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)

Maybe she wasn't feeling fresh?

Posted by: Masengill at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (dK+Kv)

216 Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?
--
Except that is another crime.

But, I think this is the more relevant question:

What crime are they investigating that is still within the statute of limitations?

Grok says election fraud crimes under GA statute are 2 or 4 years depending on the charge.
And federal vote fraud is 5 years; Nov-Dec 2026

So, what crime are they investigating?

There's one, that remains open, I can think of: Conspiracy to commit vote fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (vn9Tf)

217 I mean it was the same [or worse] Orange Man Bad in 2024 as in 2020. Where'd all those ballots go?


PDJT got more votes in 2020 than 2016

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (emBoF)

218 We had video evidence of the ballot counters taking out duffel bags of votes at 4am with nobody around in Atlanta. The GOPe did nothing with it.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (4uLDQ)

219 More than anything I want Rudy to get everything back from those two bitches in Atlanta.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (vFG9F)

220 >He's not being cool about the whole trying to put him in prison for bullshit thing.
----

he's definitely not cool with the disrespect shown his wife

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxPkt)

221 I'm very, very happy Trump isn't dropping this.

Same, although there are plenty of people who said that he should shut up about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (ExV1e)

222 Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated. She
seems to be keeping a low profile these days.


Nobody at the FBI wants to go through her underwear drawer without hazard pay.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (PimwK)

223 >>I know that we all usually lean toward a single cause to explain why something happened. In 2020, I think there were multiple groups, unconnected all trying to do the same thing: defeat Trump.

6 states, including Georgia, stopped counting ballots on election night and when they resumed counting Biden came back to win all of them. That wasn't a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)

224 please come to Colorado"

Please come to Boston, she just said no...
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)

Indiana wants me, but i can't go back there...

Who was that? Its going to bug me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

225 I went to the dog park and came back to this! Holy cannoli, are we going to see everything start to unravel in real time?

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (Wmg4n)

226 199 Remember:

If Trump was president in 2020, we would've been saddled with another 4 years of VP Benedict Arnold. Instead, he was robbed, we suffered and in return, got Trump 2.0 with JD Vance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---------

Biggest problem with the whole scenario is that the robbers are still on the streets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (8Ez/A)

227 215 JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)

Maybe she wasn't feeling fresh?
Posted by: Masengill at January 28, 2026 02:32 PM (dK+Kv)

Staged.
Op.
Fake.
Ghey.

Posted by: NEW apple cider vinegar TRICK will MELT THE POUNDS at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

228 206 Nobody seems to recall or even know about what a farce NV was. Many randos posting stills and videos online of *piles* of mailed out ballots in mail rooms, on top of trash cans, etc, all over Clark County.

Even better, a local TV reported (with good legal advice) mailed in 7 fraudulent (dead, out of state, whatever) ballots. Five were counted. !!!!!!

GOP observers (I believe including Rick Grenell) were thrown out of a counting center. Staff inside reported that signature-verification machines were "tuned" down to a level that the vendor providing the machines said was equivalent to shutting them off.

It's like none of this ever happened.

Like some sort of Third World election farce crudely and openly stolen in plain sight.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:31 PM (U/Byj)

I 'member Kurt Schlicter swaggering into NV and throwing his dick around about how he was going to do something. He quickly slunk away. Did less than Dan Bongino and that's saying something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (xcxpd)

229 222.

She makes good money loaning her panties to the 82nd Airborne as parachutes.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (ZcSFA)

230

All evidence and accident reports on the Death of Neilia Biden that also killed her baby daughter and seriously injured Hunter and Beau magically disappeared from the archives of the Delaware State Police. The man has been a criminal for 55 years, minimum.








Posted by: Joe From Scranton at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (oftw2)

231
Biggest problem with the whole scenario is that the robbers are still on the streets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (8Ez/A)



This is an issue, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:35 PM (tjClK)

232 Portland needs to deputize Antifa and arm them.
And start building barricades around the city.

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)

233 219 More than anything I want Rudy to get everything back from those two bitches in Atlanta.


me as well

yes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:35 PM (emBoF)

234 Suicider bomber!
Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 02:27 PM (qgHp7)
===

LOL

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 02:35 PM (rj6Yv)

235 6 states, including Georgia, stopped counting ballots on election night and when they resumed counting Biden came back to win all of them. That wasn't a coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)

And as far as the uncoordinated aspect, they all stopped counting at once and clammed up. Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

236 There's a double-negative in that Liz Harrington post, so who knows what she's really trying to say.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 02:36 PM (XMwZJ)

237 All evidence and accident reports on the Death of Neilia Biden that also killed her baby daughter and seriously injured Hunter and Beau magically disappeared from the archives of the Delaware State Police. The man has been a criminal for 55 years, minimum.


a salient point

but then again the Dems are a true murderers' row

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:36 PM (emBoF)

238 I 'member Kurt Schlicter swaggering into NV and throwing his dick around about how he was going to do something. He quickly slunk away. Did less than Dan Bongino and that's saying something.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:34 PM (xcxpd)


I remember giving a lot of money to a friend who was pursuing a whistleblower case against a state agency, and then being told a week later by the high priced attorney that there was nothing that could be done in spite of all the evidence.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR)

239 Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated. She
seems to be keeping a low profile these days.



I’m pretty sure she legit won the 2018 election and it was stolen by Kemp. Which is why he did everything he could to help Dems in 2020 as a quid pro quo.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:36 PM (4uLDQ)

240 Fulton County, GA Election HQ, pretty much GROUND ZERO for voter fraud in the 2020 election

====

Well, Ground Zero seems like hyperbole
---
I say it is.
B/c GA was their "social proof" that Trump was "unpopular" enough that even voters in red states voted against him.
If GA fraud was exposed, then it was grounds to look at WI and AZ.
But GA voted against him so, of course WI and AZ would as well.

11k votes.
And they kicked off the "we have to stop counting" spree.
That somehow spread to 7 other states in 4 different time zones at near exactly the same time.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 02:36 PM (vn9Tf)

241 "The idea that forcing everyone to vote on the same day will, somehow, prevent fraud is farcical."

No, the idea that other than one-day voting will prevent fraud is farcical. For other than presidential, elections can be thrown out and re-done, for one. Not sure about state-level, but likely most states have this option. A few congressional primary and general elections were do-overs even in recent years.

The safeguard in presidentials is of course the completely abandoned one of congressional certification. Even without the J6 nonsense, note that the GOP was quivering and unwilling to use this power in 2020.

Election integrity requires all pillars to be solid. Registry, voting process, tabulation.

"Early" voting has another obvious gigantic problem unrelated to election integrity. And I don't mean the slam-dunk consitutional problem for federal elections.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:37 PM (U/Byj)

242 Imma wear a baking soda garment from now on. Then if I get sprayed, I can be a science fair volcano while neutralizing.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:37 PM (N8ZBc)

243 It feels like we're in a cold civil war right now with one side actively fighting it and the other in denial of it's existence.

-
When Reddit is right, it's right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 02:37 PM (L/fGl)

244 Republicans *pounce*!

Posted by: Tim at January 28, 2026 02:37 PM (EA4Sh)

245 I'm not disagreeing with you Hippo but - the AZ call was the ground zero I think

FOX NEWS calling AZ

that was the trigger

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:37 PM (emBoF)

246 236 There's a double-negative in that Liz Harrington post, so who knows what she's really trying to say.

Yeah, I was bitching about that back at #17.

You only get a limited number of characters on X and so very many people manage to blow it with bad grammar. Her sentence says exactly the opposite of what she ws trying to say.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (gtcuf)

247 204 No, one-day voting doesn't present any particular vulnerabilities.

- Missing pens
- Incorrect pens
- Insufficient ballots
- Polling location didn't open
- Ballot reader broken (place it in this bin and we'll read it at a central location)
- Ballots printing on incorrect paper

All of these things have happened just in the past 10 years - on election day, in Republican heavy districts. The idea that forcing everyone to vote on the same day will, somehow, prevent fraud is farcical.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)

It reduces, not eliminates. Removing a tumor is always worth doing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (xcxpd)

248 I'm sorry, we can't permit you to enact your warrant today. We have a water pipe leak, and we're sending everyone home until tomorrow.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (dIske)

249 [snip]

It's like none of this ever happened.

Like some sort of Third World election farce crudely and openly stolen in plain sight.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:31 PM (U/Byj)

-------------

"It was certified by Jimmeh Carter himself! What more do you want, h8r and election-denier!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (kRJmT)

250 "Early" voting has another obvious gigantic problem unrelated to election integrity. And I don't mean the slam-dunk consitutional problem for federal elections.


I assume you mean switching out unpopular candidates (or dead ones)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (emBoF)

251 Vinegar is an acid. Thus she was sprayed with acid, and kept on talking. What a Warrior!

Posted by: epador at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (glA7p)

252 Rubio, cutting to the chase:

"On the issue of our presence in the region, here's the baseline I want to set for everybody. The baseline is this: we have 30 to 40,000 American troops stationed across eight or nine facilities in that region. All are within the reach, not theoretically but in reality, of thousands of Iranian one-way UAVs and short-range ballistic missiles that threaten our troop presence"

40K troops protecting Islamists who can't wait to stab us in the back

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (g47mK)

253 please come to Colorado"

Please come to Boston, she just said no...

Indiana wants me, but i can't go back there...


***********

Might go back down to Texas or I might go some place I've never been...

Posted by: Blaze Foley at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (qgHp7)

254 247 It reduces, not eliminates. Removing a tumor is always worth doing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (xcxpd)

=======

False.

The perfect must be the enemy of the good.

We get 100% solutions or we just die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

255 >>The safeguard in presidentials is of course the completely abandoned one of congressional certification. Even without the J6 nonsense, note that the GOP was quivering and unwilling to use this power in 2020.

Which is what the J6 farce was all about. Stop people from questioning and investigating the fraudulent 2020 election.

It worked. For a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (viF8m)

256 I want charges brought against Ruby Freeman and her mother.

Both were the election workers who ran thousands of ballots through the count multiple times.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (vn9Tf)

257 Maybe we should demand that men stop wearing dresses over there, or something

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (g47mK)

258 Makes sense.

Vinegar is a very common household remedy for getting rid of various kinds of vermin.

Dude was just practicing civic hygiene, wasn't he?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:40 PM (06Hmj)

259 Portland needs to deputize Antifa and arm them.
And start building barricades around the city.
Posted by: Skip

I foresee a new Les Miz!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 02:40 PM (L/fGl)

260 According to the 2020 census, the population of Fulton Co., GA, in 2020 was 1.07M. 315k early votes is a hell of a lot early votes for a county with only 1.07M people.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 02:40 PM (XMwZJ)

261 Trust the Trump administration to "clean voter rolls"? lol. Sure, all on the up and up.

Posted by: Sid at January 28, 2026 02:40 PM (eSM61)

262 It was obvious for a statically aspect that something was exceedingly abnormal in the 2020. It was all covered up and people were severely punished for insisting on the facts at hand.

This is where the SC completely abdicated it's responsibility and left the DS in control.

If we are hoping to retain power long enough to retain a working Republic, everything that happened in 2020 needs to be brought to light and shoved into the DES face.

Posted by: pawn at January 28, 2026 02:40 PM (jnZe8)

263 "Early" voting has another obvious gigantic problem unrelated to election integrity.

As I said before, we've had early voting in this country for over 100 years. No one thought it was a Constitutional issue before, there weren't huge issues with fraud before.

I'm not going to argue the point further as it's pointless. You're not going to change your mind, I'm not going to change mine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:40 PM (ExV1e)

264 False.

The perfect must be the enemy of the good.

We get 100% solutions or we just die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

So..... 100% acetic acid next time?

Harsh. But fair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:41 PM (06Hmj)

265 FBI/ATF fired on the Davidians at their front door."


But women as leaders means peaceful resolutions! Right Anne and Janet?

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 02:41 PM (XuXeR)

266 maybe we should have foreign observers at the Roxborough (Philly) polling places to make sure nobody cuts the power after 5pm so they can't vote, and shenanigans like that

OR we could pass a law that holds the precinct workers actually responsible for nonsense I dunno

PA is a hotbed of election-day shenanigans and always has been (in my life). that's why I stayed registered Dem, otherwise they lose your registration! just this past election none of the independents were able to vote here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 02:42 PM (emBoF)

267 Too late. Evidence of 2020 were burned in, perhaps.....February 2021?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 02:42 PM (g8Ew8)

268 please come to Colorado"

Please come to Boston, she just said no...

Indiana wants me, but i can't go back there...

-
Dude, it's Midnight Train to Georgia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 02:42 PM (L/fGl)

269 You're not going to change your mind, I'm not going to change mine.

I changed my shorts this month.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 02:42 PM (Kt19C)

270 Congrats to the Morons who guessed correctly:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
1h

JUST IN: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar per Alpha News
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:05 PM (BJnkV)
*******
What do we win?
Also, apple cider vinegar is great for the skin.
I use it on mine.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 02:42 PM (NpAcC)

271 > The Texas Game Warden can violate your Constitutional Rights. The FBI sent the Game Wardens in first which got the BD's to shoot first, granting the FBI cause to level the place, apparently.

I hadn't heard that. The way I heard it, there was an inside man and David knew. David thought it would be funny to convert him. There was also a house full of gov't agents across the street. The BDs spotted them and knew exactly who they were. There was also a gov't agent who wanted a look for himself and went to the door asking to use the bathroom. They gave him a toilet roll and pointed him to the outhouse. That guy killed himself because he thought he was personally responsible for botching the raid.

They were also depending on the old intel that the BDs were keeping all the guns upstairs in a secure room. That's the room you see on the video with the agents getting shot to shit on the roof. The plan was to come in fast in a cattle truck and swarm before the BDs could distribute the guns.

The inside man warned his superiors the BDs knew they were coming. He told them to call off the raid. They didn't. The BDs had distributed the guns.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 02:42 PM (Yp6az)

272 The idea that forcing everyone to vote on the same day will, somehow, prevent fraud is farcical
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Nothing will prevent fraud. But having 1 Election Day will greatly reduce it. Allowing ballots to sit around for weeks or months allows all sorts of fraud to happen.

Plus people can vote in person using fake IDs (if they’re even required)10-15 times a day for several weeks vs just one day..

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (4uLDQ)

273 "I'm not going to argue the point further as it's pointless. You're not going to change your mind, I'm not going to change mine."

The persuasive power of debate, discussion and argument is way overrated. Tis true.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (N8ZBc)

274 You only get a limited number of characters on X and so very many people manage to blow it with bad grammar. Her sentence says exactly the opposite of what she ws trying to say.
Posted by: Delurker at January

You do not have the character limit any longer. Only a certain amount show and you have to click to see more, but the tiny character limit is no mas.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (OoFl2)

275 254 247 It reduces, not eliminates. Removing a tumor is always worth doing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:38 PM (xcxpd)

=======

False.

The perfect must be the enemy of the good.

We get 100% solutions or we just die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

This is Net Neutrality all over again

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (xcxpd)

276 Early voting is a main stay to mail voting. Give time to generate fake votes.

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (Ia/+0)

277 Apple cider vinegar is one of the nineteen least Halal vinegars in Islamic culture.

Grave offense must have been intended.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (06Hmj)

278 Another Far Right Conspiracy Theory, aka Fact?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 02:44 PM (AlhUl)

279 Maybe they are looking at 2024 also.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:44 PM (g47mK)

280 265.

Randy Weaver's family is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:44 PM (ZcSFA)

281 For those, like me, who don't know what a zero tape is or why it's necessary: A zero tape is a record that shows a tabulator machine is in a good start condition for an election, with zero votes tabulated at that time. Signing it obviously is an affirmation that it was recorded by the proper person at the proper time.
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Because, all these machines are tested with sample ballots.
And nothing says they have to be split b/w the candidate, afaik.
So, what better way to inject 300k votes for Biden into the count?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 02:44 PM (vn9Tf)

282
So is Mike Pence writing for the Bulwark now or Lincoln Project?

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 02:45 PM (Y8DZL)

283 273.

Can't talk dogshit off the sidewalk. - Dad, 1995

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:45 PM (ZcSFA)

284 Constantly oscillating between Right and Left governance has got us here, to a big extent.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 02:45 PM (pDt9x)

285 Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated.

-
Reminds me of the blind men investigating an elephant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 02:46 PM (L/fGl)

286 The persuasive power of debate, discussion and argument is way overrated. Tis true.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (N8ZBc)


Except that the 'debate' always ends up with:

Nuh uh.
Yuh huh.
Nuh uh.

People make claims based on opinion. These are countered by other claims based on opinion. People make declarations. These are countered and then the counter is either ignored or the response is "yeah, but".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:46 PM (ExV1e)

287 My favorite election hijinx is still the Black Panthers standing at the door of the Philly precinct holding clubs.

The were eventually arrested, tried in abstention because they never showed up to answer the charges. Convicted (you read that right...CONVICTED).

And then, Jeffrey Holder gets into the DOJ and drops all charges, and somehow, that overturned the conviction(s).

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

288 I don't that ilhan's public douching was with apple cider vinegar that liquid in the bottle looks clear.

If acv was in the bottle at all it was maybe a tiny amount for flavoring .

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 02:47 PM (iJfKG)

289 Sample/test ballots not being deleted has happened in Montana and New York.

It makes sense. You test the machine, then you should set to zero, and then run your real ballots.

But now imagine you're a County employee....

The funny thing is it could be incompetence, but its also a great way to do fraud and claim incompetence.

Now, supposedly they recounted enough to claim that these mistakes (yes, they counted some sample ballots) didn't matter.

We shall see.

Posted by: coba at January 28, 2026 02:47 PM (IuIym)

290 282
So is Mike Pence writing for the Bulwark now or Lincoln Project?
Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 02:45 PM (Y8DZL)

Whichever one promised him more underage boys.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:48 PM (uEmCf)

291 230

All evidence and accident reports on the Death of Neilia Biden that also killed her baby daughter and seriously injured Hunter and Beau magically disappeared from the archives of the Delaware State Police. The man has been a criminal for 55 years, minimum.
---

No living memory of buying a car in the '50s.
It was not unlike a street market in Turkey.
His dad owned a car dealership.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 02:48 PM (8Ez/A)

292 But now imagine you're a County employee....




Whose only job is to do this election thing every couple of years. And they still fuck it up.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:48 PM (4uLDQ)

293 FBI, in Georgia, presumably doing the right thing?

Sure. Whatever you say.

Posted by: Richard Jewell at January 28, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)

294 91 "The state that stole the election from Stacy Abrams definitely has no fraud to investigate ever."
-Reddit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Previously, the Left claimed Republicans stole elections through voter intimidation, scaring minority voters from going to polling places (along with vague "Russia hacking" claims). 2022 midterms and ESPECIALLY 2024 is when I recall them really ramping up claims of direct ballot manipulation, voting machine shenanigans, etc.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

295 Black Orchid for the win. Adding only one additional major issue - events/news/facts/actions by candidates, or in the electoral environment, that change voter preferences.

Which by itself is a killer drawback.

"Early" voting wasn't AFAIK a significant thing in federal elections until the 90s. And it's absurdly, comically unconstitutional - which is true of many things, but no reason to surrender on the narrow and easy cases.

Voting "season" just expands the voting process vulnerabilities and workload, while delivering ...... absolutely nothing of value. Hopefully it will be killed constitutionally (on the federal level), obviating the need for a mostly politically dead society lorded over by an utterly useless political class to do it the hard way.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (U/Byj)

296 Ugh. Don't type in a hurry on the phone

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (iJfKG)

297 "Debate" really is overwrought. It's a holdover from the nineteenth century where people thought they could Facts and Logic their way into a better world.

You can't debate perception.

You can't debate preference.

Debate doesn't work that way. You can argue all you like. Some arguments might sink in, probably won't. But this swaggering, hectoring idea that just because you stacked one conclusion on top of another, everyone else must bend the knee to your own perceptions and preferences or else they're either stupid or evil, is just a crappy warmed over materialist bullying tactic.

I think Y follows X. You think it doesn't. If there's no experimental test to prove one of those things over the other, you're just arguing about which movie is better, or if Gretzky or Hull was better. Fun enough if you want to engage in that, but you're not Doing Science with your Facts and Logic. You're just bullshittin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (06Hmj)

298 232 Portland needs to deputize Antifa and arm them.
And start building barricades around the city.
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)

They never think that barricading themselves inside would probably work against them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (g8Ew8)

299 I'm not going to argue the point further as it's pointless.

-
A good argument and a baseball bat will get you more than a good argument.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (L/fGl)

300 But remember, Fulton County had like 3 different NGOs flown in to "help" with their elections.

and yet, they still had multiple "incompetent incidents"

Another one was buying a signature verification software and then not using it.

Their lawyers admitted to that in court like 3 years later, all casual and shit.

OH YEAH, WE DIDN'T USE IT./

"most perfect election" huh?

Posted by: coba at January 28, 2026 02:50 PM (IuIym)

301 And then, Jeffrey Holder gets into the DOJ and drops all charges, and somehow, that overturned the conviction(s).
Posted by: Orson

He turned the convicted nuts into un-convicted nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

302 So, the same people who want investigation and charges related to crimes Epstein committed 40 years ago ....

Don't want any investigation or charges of crimes committed 5 years ago.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 02:50 PM (vn9Tf)

303 286 Often a guy that always wins debates gets killed, like Socrates. He was great at making his debate opponents look stupid, but likely he never changed their minds about anything.

All we can do is say the thing. We ought not despair too much when the perfectly normal reaction is to be ignored.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:50 PM (N8ZBc)

304 It Ain't over until Tank Abrams sings.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (WMTKS)

305 Do other countries have early voting? Or mail in voting? Leftists always wanna be like France and Sweden. Let’s do election like thy do. We know the winners a few hours after polls close.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (4uLDQ)

306
*furiously hammers Vance's chest in impotent rage*

YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*cries uncontrollably*

Posted by: Tampon Timmy at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (y9nCu)

307 It's not the votes anymore, it's who counts the votes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (n5tGW)

308 So is Mike Pence writing for the Bulwark now or Lincoln Project?"

Embrace the and

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (XuXeR)

309 And then, Jeffrey Holder gets into the DOJ and drops all charges, and somehow, that overturned the conviction(s).

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

--------------

What good is A Wingman if he doesn't let traitors and other criminals fly away free?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:52 PM (kRJmT)

310 While this is important, passing the SAVE+ ACT, arresting the politicians and bureaucrats actively working against federal law enforcement, arresting the leadership and higher ups at the myriad NGOs fomenting rebellion and invasion, and exposing the massive fraud nationally and internationally (helloooooo Zelensky!) is importanter.

Posted by: A Livingstone at January 28, 2026 02:52 PM (KcDXb)

311 Stacey Abrams needs to be investigated.

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Reminds me of the blind men investigating an elephant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



I would prefer to feel the elephant, thank you.

- blind dude.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 02:52 PM (0U5gm)

312 > I'm not going to argue the point further as it's pointless.
----

ask your opponent 'is there any possible bit of info I could offer that might make you reconsider?'

just cut to the chase

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 02:52 PM (ZxPkt)

313 290 282
So is Mike Pence writing for the Bulwark now or Lincoln Project?
Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 02:45 PM (Y8DZL)

Whichever one promised him more underage boys.
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:48 PM (uEmCf)
_________________________________

That white-haired, pious MF is doing the media circuit lobbying for the Supreme Court to rule Trump's tariffs illegal. He's actually trying to sink the economy and our trade negotiation leverage for no other reason than to damage Trump. No consideration for the people effected by such an effort. Just his cronies and his pride.

He is a voluminous piece of human excrement.

Posted by: Richard Jewell at January 28, 2026 02:52 PM (dIske)

314 I'm ok with early voting--as long as it's in person. Absentee ballots should only be provided in exceptional cases with an affidavit explaining the reason and certifying that you cannot be present in your voting district for the entirety of the early voting period, or for military personnel stationed overseas.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 02:52 PM (XMwZJ)

315 303 286 Often a guy that always wins debates gets killed, like Socrates. He was great at making his debate opponents look stupid, but likely he never changed their minds about anything.

All we can do is say the thing. We ought not despair too much when the perfectly normal reaction is to be ignored.
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:50 PM (N8ZBc)

What ever happened to the Left's "god of debating", that Zizek asshole?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:53 PM (uEmCf)

316 I despise the term "voter fraud." That gives election officials a grace that they absolutely do not deserve. It's election fraud, and it happens wherever Lefty activists have control, since their only pseudo-moral 'principles' are Power & Clique. Of course that means counties where big cities are, like Multnomah County (Portland); but I assume also state capitols like Marion County (Salem), and probably wherever big state universities are too, like Lane County (Eugene).

Election fraud. Election fraud, election fraud, election fraud. Say it. Election fraud.

Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 02:53 PM (Sy6m/)

317 FOX NEWS calling AZ

that was the trigger
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Yes, farcical, because FOX still hadn't called Florida.

But I do have to hand it to Brent B. because his AZ call led to some unexpected financial advice on precious metals. After that fiasco, we boycotted Fox. Looked for something to watch. Recognized Steve Bannon's name going through the Roku list. Impression was he was "out there." Same with his sidekicks. Watched for entertainment value. Surprised the guy made some sense, regularly used sarcasm, appeared to be a reader and student of history. Learned some things. Worked out. In all sorts of ways.

But a reckoning still awaits for all of it.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 28, 2026 02:53 PM (vnzIL)

318 Do other countries have early voting? Or mail in voting? Leftists always wanna be like France and Sweden. Let’s do election like thy do. We know the winners a few hours after polls close.
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (4uLDQ)


They also tend to have exactly 1 question on the ballot. Who do you want to be your member of Parliament?

I've had ballots run to 8 pages.

Now, here's the real question. We used to know, in this country, the results of the election within a couple hours. Back in the 70s, and 80s. Why can't we do that now?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (ExV1e)

319 What ever happened to the Left's "god of debating", that Zizek asshole?
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 02:53 PM (uEmCf)

Dead girl or live boy, I forget.

I think he might also be dead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (06Hmj)

320 Jackson 5 sang Going Back to Indiana

Don't know about the other one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (n5tGW)

321 It's not the votes anymore, it's who counts the votes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (n5tGW)

It's all of it. It's the fraud votes. It's the media agit prop narratives. It's the "AI" driven search results. It's the tech suppression of conservative outlets, media, and advertising. It is the leftist indoctrination mills from K to post-grad.

It's all of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

322
Full disclosure: I drink a glass of water every morning with ACV and a little lemon juice in it, which is supposed to be holistically healthful or something.

My wife is now getting up early to watch and laughs hysterically.

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (Y8DZL)

323 ? I thought the apple cider vinegar was consider armour against chemtrails?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (hirWM)

324 is this new ?

"Nasra Ahmed, known for “bananas & rice,” was arrested in Minneapolis for assaulting federal officers."

Looks like Omar's 1st cousin.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (g47mK)

325 299.

Fuck or Be Fucked is the whole of the Law these days.

To generalize, those that argue different have probably never had to worry much about their bills going unpaid.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (ZcSFA)

326 Is this new ??

"Senator John Thune announced that the SAVE Act will now mandate voters to present a photo ID along with proof of U.S. citizenship in order to cast a ballot."

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (g47mK)

327 There's a reason the multiple independent "recounts" of the FL presidential in 2020 by newspapers working with Big 8 accounting firms came to the same result as that announced on election night by the FL SecState.

Because simple mechanical tabulation mechanisms using paper ballots work, results are infinitely repeatable/testable, and machines can be infinitely tested and calibrated.

Paper ballots and hand counts/mechanical counts (no electronics or software involved) offer zero opportunities for tabulation fraud. Ballots can be "lost", sure, but there's no perfect system. This system is very robust against fraud. With web-cam recording/access of every step (obviously should be required), it probably represents the best that could be done.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (U/Byj)

328 314 I'm ok with early voting--as long as it's in person.


You’re still leaving ballots unattended for long periods of time subject to fuckery. It’s the same effect as mail in or absentee.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (4uLDQ)

329 Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (06Hmj)

To be fair, debate can work. Look at Cicero.

Until his words and actions pissed off the wrong people and he was killed on orders of the Second Triumverate (primarily Marc Anthony.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

330 304 It Ain't over until Tank Abrams sings.
--------------
Oh shit.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (Hpgos)

331 I was going to do a Mitch McConnell "long pause, blink" response, but then realized I really HADN'T heard anything from him recently. Is he a fully Bidenized vegetable now, occupying a senate seat?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

332 275 This is Net Neutrality all over again

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (xcxpd)

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That's what she said!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

333 The reaction of Never Trumpers to good evidence of election theft being found will be interesting. They'll probably use the Dems argument "that's like six years ago" to dismiss their impotence

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 02:56 PM (IDEQi)

334 Of course meant FL presidential in *2000*, not 2020.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 02:56 PM (U/Byj)

335 And keep in mind:

They lynchpin of Jack Smith's case against Trump is that "he should have known his claims were false."

And his key evidence on that is, all the GOPe who told him his claims were false.
Esp. GA officials.
Mr. Ratshitburger.
Trump was, under Smith's theory, required to believe them absolutely and fully when they cerified the election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 02:56 PM (vn9Tf)

336 [Tangentially-Related and Good News -- although won't the Democrat-Communists just filibuster it?]

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 BREAKING: Leader John Thune promises the SAVE ACT WILL be brought to a floor vote

LET'S GO! 🔥🔥

The House is currently ADDING to the SAVE Act to not just include citizenship to vote — but PHOTO ID to vote.

Stick to your word, Leader Thune! IT MUST BE PASSED!

[Thune's Statement]

https://is.gd/vH7Xyv

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:56 PM (kRJmT)

337 Hanging Chad's!

Remember how much worry we had about election bs before 2000? Aside from 1960 Chicago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

338
I think Y follows X. You think it doesn't. If there's no experimental test to prove one of those things over the other, you're just arguing about which movie is better, or if Gretzky or Hull was better. Fun enough if you want to engage in that, but you're not Doing Science with your Facts and Logic. You're just bullshittin'.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (06Hmj)




On the other hand, the TRUTH of .45ACP>9mm is Doing Science With Facts and Logic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 02:56 PM (y9nCu)

339 I like that "Please come to Boston" song. It was on the radio all the time when we were taking a long family vacation in the summer of '74, along with "Beach Baby" and "The Night Chicago Died."

I was in Wegman's last week and they were playing "The Night Chicago Died."

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

340 294 Previously, the Left claimed Republicans stole elections through voter intimidation, scaring minority voters from going to polling places (along with vague "Russia hacking" claims). 2022 midterms and ESPECIALLY 2024 is when I recall them really ramping up claims of direct ballot manipulation, voting machine shenanigans, etc.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

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There was a poll during the first Trump administration.

50%+ of Democrats believed that Putin manipulated vote totals in MI voting machines to help Trump win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

341 Born in Minnesot I A. I was born in Minnesot I A.

Bruce Springsteen Records Song About "King Trump's Private Army," Dedicates It To Minneapolis

https://is.gd/uMyK6X

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (L/fGl)

342 People in the workplace not taking my well-reasoned advice drove me up the wall. I should have just shrugged and carried on, instead of having nightmares about it.

I don't take my doctor's advice, and I hope it's not giving him nightmares. Mea culpa.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (N8ZBc)

343 O/T , sort of, Lucas Films needs to postpone Mando and Grogu movie and digitally delete Pedro Pascal from it, then alter his contract, and kick hid drug addict fey ass to the curb.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (g47mK)

344 Because you know that any "evidence" which may have been available was destroyed almost immediately.

The people who would commit election fraud are not honest people to begin with.


But they're also not clever people.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

345 ACV is supposed to help lower your blood glucose level.

Tried it.
Works as well as bulimia I guess.
Rots your teeth if you do it every day.

Dry heaves are fun!

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (ZcSFA)

346 Has anyone adequately explained why counting got shut down in seven different states in three time zones all within the same hour?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (Vh9CX)

347 They also tend to have exactly 1 question on the ballot. Who do you want to be your member of Parliament?

I've had ballots run to 8 pages.



I don’t mind that. I like electing my local peeps as well. If anything they have a bigger influence on my day to day life than my congresscritter.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (4uLDQ)

348 To be fair, debate can work. Look at Cicero.

Until his words and actions pissed off the wrong people and he was killed on orders of the Second Triumverate (primarily Marc Anthony.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

I thought that was because he kept annoyingly demanding that everyone call him "Keekero".

"Shut up, nerd." *schwack*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (06Hmj)

349 I want one label to fit them all [illegals, dems, RINOs, commies, etc].

Simply this: Cheaters. It's easy to say and difficult to parse.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 28, 2026 02:58 PM (vnzIL)

350 I'm ok with early voting--as long as it's in person.

With photo ID and no same day registration.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 02:58 PM (ExV1e)

351 326 Is this new ??

"Senator John Thune announced that the SAVE Act will now mandate voters to present a photo ID along with proof of U.S. citizenship in order to cast a ballot."

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (g47mK)

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"Oh no, we failed to get past the cloture vote. Donate today."
-soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

352 Constantly oscillating between Right and Left governance has got us here, to a big extent.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 02:45 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Uniparty at January 28, 2026 02:58 PM (x29ws)

353 Neil Young and Bruce Shitstain should be tied together and beaten to death with their own guitars.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 28, 2026 02:59 PM (P7vXf)

354 Do other countries have early voting? Or mail in voting? Leftists always wanna be like France and Sweden. Let’s do election like thy do. We know the winners a few hours after polls close.
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (4uLDQ)

They do now. Several recent EU area elections were made dubious by floods of out of country ballots from some countries while blocking them for other countries. And then they have second elections giving them a chance to bar the winning candidate from the "runoff"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)

355 "Oh no, we failed to get past the cloture vote. Donate today."
-soon
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

YOU ARE THE SECRET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN GUY!

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:59 PM (g47mK)

356 Will anything happen?

Posted by: The person who always wonders if anything will happen at January 28, 2026 02:59 PM (QxCXX)

357 355 "Oh no, we failed to get past the cloture vote. Donate today."
-soon
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

YOU ARE THE SECRET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN GUY!

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:59 PM (g47mK)

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I'm a "Congress doesn't do anything useful" person. It exists to extend graft and nothing else.

It could be powerful, but it doesn't want to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

358 "To be fair, debate can work. Look at Cicero."

I'll look it up. You persuaded me!

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (N8ZBc)

359 I guarantee something will happen.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (g47mK)

360 "Senator John Thune announced that the SAVE Act will now mandate voters to present a photo ID along with proof of U.S. citizenship in order to cast a ballot."
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (g47mK)


That will be a nightmare. Wipe the rolls, make people prove citizenship to get on the rolls, and show ID at the polling place.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (ExV1e)

361 It's easy enough to create a fully secure, fully transparent voting process. It's very hard to get govt to do it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (n5tGW)

362 Are we to expect mass coordinated rioters and attackers in GA now?

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (GPLer)

363 To be fair, debate can work. Look at Cicero.

Until his words and actions pissed off the wrong people and he was killed on orders of the Second Triumverate (primarily Marc Anthony.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

I thought that was because he kept annoyingly demanding that everyone call him "Keekero".

"Shut up, nerd." *schwack*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (06Hmj)

It means "Chickpea".

Cicero never debated anyone, he just made attack speeches where nobody could reply.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

364 I'm a "Congress doesn't do anything useful" person. It exists to extend graft and nothing else.

It could be powerful, but it doesn't want to be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)



Go by percentages. Useful...10% of the time, kinda a thing.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:01 PM (g47mK)

365 Errors were made. Better training will be needed in the future.

- Fulton county a few months from Now

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:01 PM (4uLDQ)

366 I was going to do a Mitch McConnell "long pause, blink" response, but then realized I really HADN'T heard anything from him recently. Is he a fully Bidenized vegetable now, occupying a senate seat?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

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More than likely chained in his Depends to the Capitol basement radiator.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 03:01 PM (kRJmT)

367 Has anyone adequately explained why counting got shut down in seven different states in three time zones all within the same hour?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (Vh9CX)

"We are cheating"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)

368 "Oh no, we failed to get past the cloture vote. Donate today."
-soon
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

This time with quadruple matching funds?

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 03:02 PM (Y8DZL)

369 360
That will be a nightmare. Wipe the rolls, make people prove citizenship to get on the rolls, and show ID at the polling place.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (ExV1e)

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The narrative floating around I've seen is that married women will have to prove their name changes.

Which will be impossible because women can't be expected to keep track of basic documents like birth certificates and marriage certificates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

370 "Oh no, we failed to get past the cloture vote. Donate today."
-soon
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)


That is terribly cynical. Accurate, but cynical.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:03 PM (ExV1e)

371 368 "Oh no, we failed to get past the cloture vote. Donate today."
-soon
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

This time with quadruple matching funds?

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 03:02 PM (Y8DZL)

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Fundraising emails have gone to spam for so long...

Do they still make those promises?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

372 Considering that some places, 10 states as of now, already require an ID, this should be a breeze.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:03 PM (g47mK)

373 Note Pence always says he won't spend time alone with a woman. But men.....

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 03:03 PM (+gb+N)

374 Honestly, we prefer Chads who are hung.

Posted by: AFWLs at January 28, 2026 03:03 PM (x29ws)

375 I'll look it up. You persuaded me!
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (N8ZBc)

Well, Cataline thought so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

376 The narrative floating around I've seen is that married women will have to prove their name changes.

Which will be impossible because women can't be expected to keep track of basic documents like birth certificates and marriage certificates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

The easy solution is to ban voting for single women. They are most of the nutty ones anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (8avO+)

377 1 day voting

In person only

ID needed

Signature needed and verified against registration card

Ballots kept in a public area at all times with livestream video recording.

A minimum of 5 people are present during any count, all having passed a rigorous FBI background check ahead of time.

Do this and you eliminate 90% of fraud.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (4uLDQ)

378 Cue another couple thousand hours of illiterate people with doctorates wibbling on public radio about how Blak Fohk in Jawja are getting disenfranchised because anyone dared so much as hint at investigating rampant, flagrant election fraud.

Good think I don't gotta uber nowhere anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (06Hmj)

379 346 Has anyone adequately explained why counting got shut down in seven different states in three time zones all within the same hour?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (Vh9CX)
__________________________

There's a caveat to that. In the 2024 election when it was clear that Harris had lost, you may recall that she refused to concede. In her comments to the media relative to that she said "we'll take a look at things around 2 or 3am and then make a decision."

I took that as Harris believing she was going to get the same covert Boost that Biden got and squeak it out with bogus votes. However, it never materialized. My theory on that is that Lara Trump was ready, and had lawyers and poll watchers ready to jump immediately on the problem...(unlike 2020, when the Trump team was unprepared to counter, and merely whined about the unfairness). The Dems never pulled the trigger to activate the early morning vote drop for fear of it blowing up on them.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (dIske)

380 I'd be much more stoked about a government shutdown if I weren't on the exempted list of employees that have to keep coming to work. I'd much prefer a paid vacation...

Posted by: Military Moron at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

381 Go by percentages. Useful...10% of the time, kinda a thing.
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:01 PM (g47mK)


And only by accident. A matter which they'll fix quickly with another bill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (ExV1e)

382 Considering that some places, 10 states as of now, already require an ID, this should be a breeze.
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 03:03 PM (g47mK)

no states Biden and Harris won do, though.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)

383 My wife is now getting up early to watch and laughs hysterically.
Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 02:54 PM (Y8DZL)


it is actually good for your microbiome and mouth biota, as long as it is not pasteurized. And everyone needs to drink water.

Just tell your wife, "Laugh all you want, but it is either this or kimchi"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)

384 *The easy solution is to ban voting for single women. They are most of the nutty ones anyhow.*

+++
Tell us about it.

Posted by: Their cats at January 28, 2026 03:05 PM (QxCXX)

385 Has anyone adequately explained why counting got shut down in seven different states in three time zones all within the same hour?

Yes. Coordinated Democrat Party Cheating.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:05 PM (n5tGW)

386 "FBI Raids Fulton County, GA, Election Headquarters As Part of Probe Related to 2020 Election"


They can raid the place from now till doomsday but the statute of limitations for any federal crime committed in 2020 has expired.


The SOL for almost all federal non violent crimes is 5 years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0N4FZ)

387 Neil Young and Bruce Shitstain should be tied together and beaten to death with their own guitars.
I read that as with their own genitals.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (XMwZJ)

388 379 There's a caveat to that. In the 2024 election when it was clear that Harris had lost, you may recall that she refused to concede. In her comments to the media relative to that she said "we'll take a look at things around 2 or 3am and then make a decision."

I took that as Harris believing she was going to get the same covert Boost that Biden got and squeak it out with bogus votes. However, it never materialized. My theory on that is that Lara Trump was ready, and had lawyers and poll watchers ready to jump immediately on the problem...(unlike 2020, when the Trump team was unprepared to counter, and merely whined about the unfairness). The Dems never pulled the trigger to activate the early morning vote drop for fear of it blowing up on them.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (dIske)

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Philly did try to shut down counting, actually.

The RNC sued and the fed court sided with the RNC.

I tend to credit Michael Whatley for it. He was one of the key "2020 election was fraud" guys on the right that the RNC kept at arms length until Trump finally took control of the organization (and then made co-chair with Lara).

He's running for senate in NC this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

389 Born in Minnesot I A. I was born in Minnesot I A.

Bruce Springsteen Records Song


That song was a boring POS 40 years ago with the original lyrics.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0U5gm)

390 1 day voting

In person only

ID needed

Signature needed and verified against registration card

Ballots kept in a public area at all times with livestream video recording.

A minimum of 5 people are present during any count, all having passed a rigorous FBI background check ahead of time.

Do this and you eliminate 90% of fraud.
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (4uLDQ)


If you do all of those other things, what does 1-day add?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (ExV1e)

391 I took that as Harris believing she was going to get the same covert Boost that Biden got and squeak it out with bogus votes. However, it never materialized. My theory on that is that Lara Trump was ready, and had lawyers and poll watchers ready to jump immediately on the problem...(unlike 2020, when the Trump team was unprepared to counter, and merely whined about the unfairness). The Dems never pulled the trigger to activate the early morning vote drop for fear of it blowing up on them.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (dIske)

Yes, there were a few attempts in PA to introduce false ballots, but also you need to organize that kind of thing. The huge shortfall in overall votes showed that the org was lacking all over.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (8avO+)

392 TRUMP IS GONNA DICTATE! HE'S STEALING THE NEXT ELECTIONSZ!!! OMG!

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (SwyyQ)

393 I think Y follows X. You think it doesn't. If there's no experimental test to prove one of those things over the other, you're just arguing about which movie is better, or if Gretzky or Hull was better. Fun enough if you want to engage in that, but you're not Doing Science with your Facts and Logic. You're just bullshittin'.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:49 PM (06Hmj)

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That's why Trump instills an emotional reaction in people rather than pure appeals to logic. The vast majority of people have no training in logic and for the most part are just plain too stupid for follow a train of thought for more than a minute or two.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 03:07 PM (Vh9CX)

394 "Has anyone adequately explained why counting got shut down in seven different states in three time zones all within the same hour?"

Power surge in the National Plumbing Network.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:07 PM (N8ZBc)

395 Is this about us?

Posted by: illiterate people with doctorates wibbling on public radio at January 28, 2026 03:07 PM (QxCXX)

396 But the Ratt said everything was on the up and up.

--

This guy in particular...I'd love to see him in a striped jumpsuit clanking his metal cup back and forth against the bars of a cell.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 03:07 PM (qBdHI)

397 363 Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

Eh point of order, he debated inasmuch as Lincoln/Douglas style existed Hortensius during the trial of Verres.

Yes like all Senators he was prone to filibustering hate creeds at a mute target, hell the Philippics are a master class in it but he was competent in forensic acumen if nothing else.

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 03:07 PM (MUJd1)

398 I thought that was because he kept annoyingly demanding that everyone call him "Keekero".

"Shut up, nerd." *schwack*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 02:57 PM (06Hmj)

It means "Chickpea".
---------------
I thought it was Latin for Okra.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 03:08 PM (Hpgos)

399 The SOL for almost all federal non violent crimes is 5 years.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0N4FZ)


Conspiracy is the tupperware of criminal activity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:08 PM (ExV1e)

400 Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 03:04 PM (dIske)

I think this makes a lot of sense. Harris was probably drunk screaming at people to get her over the edge. You're on to something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:08 PM (mxcbL)

401 394 "Has anyone adequately explained why counting got shut down in seven different states in three time zones all within the same hour?"

Power surge in the National Plumbing Network.
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Log Train Issue.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Hpgos)

402 353 Neil Young and Bruce Shitstain should be tied together and beaten to death with their own guitars.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 28, 2026 02:59 PM (P7vXf)

By a guy dressed in an El Kabong costume.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 03:09 PM (K6HM5)

403 If you do all of those other things, what does 1-day add?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:06 PM (ExV1e)

Let’s say it’s 6 weeks instead of 1 day. Even if the ballots are in a public space with video, who’s watching that video stream at 3am? Oooosie we had a power outage video feed was cut between 2-4am but we promise nothing nefarious happened.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:09 PM (4uLDQ)

404 (ring ring ring) Hello, welcome to the Horde Helpline. This is Dominatrix OhNo. Ace is detained at the moment, but the thought of servicing you is making me SO we-

Hey it's Fen.

Oh Fen! Again? Haha! Fennagin! Get it?

Oh god...

Fennagin's in it again! Again again and again.

...please stop

What'd you do this time, dumbass? I'm not driving down to County tonight.

I was just wondering... is there a way to find out what insurance company someone uses?

Jump in front of their car, bye-bye!

No no wait - I meant in order to warn them. Say for example, this guy is being reckless and negligent. Maybe he's loaning his truck out to drunk illegal immigrants with no DL. If they wreck there will be a huge lawsuit. Why should the insurance company have to pay? Shouldn't they be warned?

Hmm. Sounds a little narc-y to me. You sure you're not a fed? Let me put you on hold for someone who knows the answer -click

(...get physical. Physical. Let me hear your body talk..)

Seriously?

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (ciYHQ)

405 Good think I don't gotta uber nowhere anymore.

-
Didja see that it's Jack Bauer was arrested for assaulting an Uber driver?

Kiefer Sutherland allegedly punched, tried to choke Uber driver before arrest: Law enforcement sources

Kiefer Sutherland’s Inner Circle Believes His Alleged Attack on an Uber Driver Was ‘a Call For Help’

-
"Help! I need more drugs"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (L/fGl)

406 363 Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

Eh point of order, he debated inasmuch as Lincoln/Douglas style existed Hortensius during the trial of Verres.

Yes like all Senators he was prone to filibustering hate creeds at a mute target, hell the Philippics are a master class in it but he was competent in forensic acumen if nothing else.
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 03:07 PM (MUJd1)

That's a trial, not a debate. It's a legal proceeding.

Never said he wasn't good at prepared and unprepared oratory. I don't like him because he was a weasel in a time of giants.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

407 Let’s say it’s 6 weeks instead of 1 day. Even if the ballots are in a public space with video, who’s watching that video stream at 3am? Oooosie we had a power outage video feed was cut between 2-4am but we promise nothing nefarious happened.
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:09 PM (4uLDQ)


Let's say it's only one day, who’s watching that video stream at 3am? Oooosie we had a power outage video feed was cut between 2-4am but we promise nothing nefarious happened.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (ExV1e)

408 The narrative floating around I've seen is that married women will have to prove their name changes.

Which will be impossible because women can't be expected to keep track of basic documents like birth certificates and marriage certificates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

This is true. We need to repeal the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (g8Ew8)

409 Honest elections (stop laughing) and a clean, accurate 2030 census of Americans only would wipe out the Democrat/Communist Party for a decade or more. Please make it so.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 03:11 PM (qBdHI)

410
Kiefer Sutherland allegedly punched, tried to choke Uber driver before arrest: Law enforcement sources

Kiefer Sutherland’s Inner Circle Believes His Alleged Attack on an Uber Driver Was ‘a Call For Help’

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"Help! I need more drugs"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28,

He used to live near me and he liked to go to dive bars and try to start fights and the bartender would call the cops on him and they always ended up taking him home. And he's a tiny man.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 03:11 PM (mxcbL)

411 Nood. Something about Iran.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

412 nood

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 03:11 PM (N8ZBc)

413 Kiefer Sutherland allegedly punched, tried to choke Uber driver before arrest: Law enforcement sources

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He's taking Alec Baldwin 101 classes, I see.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 03:12 PM (qBdHI)

414 Cicero is considered the go-to guy for proper Latin grammar.

"If you see a construction in Cicero, it is correct."

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

415 The narrative floating around I've seen is that married women will have to prove their name changes.

Which will be impossible because women can't be expected to keep track of basic documents like birth certificates and marriage certificates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:02 PM (GBKbO)


I have personally heard this very thing from a young married woman. She said Trump doesn't want people to be able to vote. I just told her I didn't have any trouble registering to vote after moving to this state. I don't know if this contact with reality helped her.

Posted by: Emmie at January 28, 2026 03:12 PM (FMtrg)

416 405 Good think I don't gotta uber nowhere anymore.

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Didja see that it's Jack Bauer was arrested for assaulting an Uber driver?

Kiefer Sutherland allegedly punched, tried to choke Uber driver before arrest: Law enforcement sources

Kiefer Sutherland’s Inner Circle Believes His Alleged Attack on an Uber Driver Was ‘a Call For Help’

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"Help! I need more drugs"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (L/fGl)


That damn president trump!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (K6HM5)

417 Let's say it's only one day, who’s watching that video stream at 3am? Oooosie we had a power outage video feed was cut between 2-4am but we promise nothing nefarious happened.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (ExV1e)

By 3am the count is done. Or if it’s still going on, there are people all around. In Election Day ballots aren’t sitting in a room nowhere. With 6 week voting once the days vote is done everyone goes home and the ballots are al by their lonesome.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (4uLDQ)

418 406 Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

and I granted that but the closest thing to an actual "debate" then was the open and close of trials and he and Hortensius were both considered masters of their speaking styles.

Cicero was a person who got the absolutely limit of what he could with what talents he had, I wonder how history would have differed had he taken the billet with Ceasar as his JAG on the march into Gaul.

Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (MUJd1)

419 Someone already call nood?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

420 You’re still leaving ballots unattended for long periods of time subject to fuckery. It’s the same effect as mail in or absentee.

And allowing “interested parties” to get a look at who is voting.

If we have to have early in-person voting, I’d argue that it still needs to be a very short time, such as two days, and it needs to be continuous. The polls open at 7 AM or whatever on Monday and close at 8 PM or whatever on Tuesday. Same equipment, same place.

There should be no “early voting period” and then “day of voting period”. Just voting, one system. What we have now allows for so many vectors of surveillance and attack it’s impossible to believe they’re not being exploited.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (EXyHK)

421 "The narrative floating around I've seen is that married women will have to prove their name changes.

Which will be impossible because women can't be expected to keep track of basic documents like birth certificates and marriage certificates."

That's exactly what a married woman must do in order to get the mandated REAL ID.


Soooooo...I guess it can be done after all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (iMotb)

422 The SOL for almost all federal non violent crimes is 5 years.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Except with ongoing conspiracies and RICO.

Posted by: MkY at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (q6tQZ)

423 409 Honest elections (stop laughing) and a clean, accurate 2030 census of Americans only would wipe out the Democrat/Communist Party for a decade or more. Please make it so.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 03:11 PM (qBdHI)

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Throw in two big examples of Black Girl Magic failing in the interim (Crockett in TX and Kamala in the presidential race), and the Democrat Party could be...in trouble.

The power brokers who can't make the party do what it wants to do anymore will go into open war with the base (especially black women and the white women who love them), and try to force Buttigieg down their throats in 2032.

It will be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

424 Hey!
Out herein Washington State, Guv I Never Met A Tax I Didn't Love Ferguson has just said the Washington State is watching the Trump Administration closely and staying ahead of the ICE injustice, and is ready to do his part for "all" citizens.
What a fu*king asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (2WIwB)

425 What I got from the news today was that Keifer Sutherland murdered Ilan Omar with an apple over the GA election results.
- Gen X

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)

426 Cicero was a person who got the absolutely limit of what he could with what talents he had, I wonder how history would have differed had he taken the billet with Ceasar as his JAG on the march into Gaul.
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 03:13 PM (MUJd1)

His brother did join up with JC.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+)

427 Just can this whole fantasy of "voting" and have the RNC and DNC auction off their candidacies by raw fundraising totals.

Then, whoever's on top, they both square off in the gladiatorial costume of their choice. Whoever survives gets the job.

If they both croak, the office stays vacant for a term. Don't buy a pussy for your champion next time.

I honestly just want to see Eric Swalwell get stabbed in the ass to death while he's busy trying to untangle himself from his own fishing net. What kind of retard picks Fishing Net Guy? Seriously, Eric. You earned that one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (06Hmj)

428
14 "Wouldn't all the evidence be destroyed by now?"

If they were smart, yes.

But.....stir one ant nest, and watch what the other ant nests do in order to protect themselves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (iMotb)

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If they were smart, the fake report about a broken water pipe in the Atlanta convention center would not have been so ridiculous, and the two women wouldn't have fed hidden ballots through a counting machine over and over under view of CCTV.

But Giuliani was bankrupted for correctly describing it. And Trump plus multiple associates were indicted in Fulton Co for contesting the outcome.

I think everyone involved was confident that they didn't have to be careful or smart.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (Az0rf)

429 My state is very strict about registration which is good. My wife did have some issues registering because she had a mix of documents with married and maiden name. Her passport was maiden, her license is married. She eventually got it straightened out though. Didn’t prevent her from voting just had a few more steps to take. No big deal.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (4uLDQ)

430
That's exactly what a married woman must do in order to get the mandated REAL ID.


Soooooo...I guess it can be done after all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January

And get this- I was able to manage real ID after being married and divorced!

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (OoFl2)

431 I have personally heard this very thing from a young married woman. She said Trump doesn't want people to be able to vote. I just told her I didn't have any trouble registering to vote after moving to this state. I don't know if this contact with reality helped her.
Posted by: Emmie at January 28, 2026 03:12 PM (FMtrg)

It is also holy writ that blacks can't manage to get IDs to vote. They do manage to get ID for cashing checks and the like with no issue though.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

432 Early voting will never go away because it allows canvassers a lot of time to get people to vote. Once someone votes it goes into the state database which both Democrats and Republicans have access to. That data is then used to tell canvassars to skip certain household which already voted.

I think the main vector of cheating is the mail-in vote. That's because the mail-in votes are not counted until after the Election Day voting is done. Once they know who all voted they created the fake mail-in ballot of remaining non-voters (and lets face it fake registrations) and ship them in. I suspect there are mail-in vote creation centers around the country. There is a reason why they want mail-in votes to be counted days after Election Day and that is because it requires time to manufacture the ballots.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 28, 2026 03:17 PM (Vh9CX)

433 If we have to have early in-person voting, I’d argue that it still needs to be a very short time, such as two days, and it needs to be continuous. The polls open at 7 AM or whatever on Monday and close at 8 PM or whatever on Tuesday. Same equipment, same place.



Starts Saturday at 8am closes Tuesday at 8pm
4 days of voting. Nobody has any excuse that they couldn’t get off work or whatever.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:19 PM (4uLDQ)

434 Dominion counts the votes, and its not just a simple addition problem

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)

435 The leftist attitude is if it makes registering or voting even the slightest bit inconvenient it means your right to vote is taken away.

Fuck off.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 03:20 PM (4uLDQ)

436 I honestly just want to see Eric Swalwell get stabbed in the ass to death while he's busy trying to untangle himself from his own fishing net. What kind of retard picks Fishing Net Guy? Seriously, Eric. You earned that one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 03:15 PM (06Hmj)

Fishing net guy has a trident that has a longer reach than the sword and helmet guy's sword.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)

437 The thing is, there never was a burst pipe or any other plumbing problem at the Fulton County Arena: the proof is that there never was any billing for plumbing repairs.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 28, 2026 03:22 PM (H6cKs)

438 When I think of Fulton County, GA, I also think of MTG, Fani Willis and GA being among the states using Arlo by VotingWorks.

>Press Release, CSIS gov
CISA Invests in Cutting-Edge Election Security Auditing Tool Ahead of 2020 Elections, Released November 21, 2019, Revised January 21, 2021

“We’re very excited to partner with CISA to develop Arlo, a critical tool supporting the implementation of more efficient and effective post-election audits. Because Arlo is open-source, anyone can take it and use it and anyone can verify that it implements audits correctly,” said Ben Adida, Executive Director of VotingWorks."
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>NextGov: 'CISA rolls out post-election audit tool for 2020' November 22, 2019

"The software, Arlo, is an open source tool and election officials from Pennsylvania, Michigan, Missouri, Virginia, Ohio and Georgia have all signed on thus far."

>Voting Booth Media: Georgia to Use New Audit Tool to Assess Vote Count Accuracy—Is It Ready? Nov 6, 2020

"A California-based nonprofit, VotingWorks, is advising Georgia officials on the RLA, he said."
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Early 2025, Elon Musk’s DOGE initiated major workforce cuts at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 03:25 PM (NFX2v)

439 Even with all the mail in voting fraud it still wasn’t enough: they had to add in the extra illegal votes you see going on in the Fulton County Arena video - a blatant, in-your-face cheat - to put their braindead candidate on top.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 28, 2026 03:26 PM (H6cKs)

440 "The idea that forcing everyone to vote on the same day will, somehow, prevent fraud is farcical."

Do you have a newsletter I can avoid?

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 28, 2026 03:29 PM (cS1cw)

441 please come to Colorado"

Please come to Boston, she just said no...

Indiana wants me, but i can't go back there...

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Dude, it's Midnight Train to Georgia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 02:42 PM


a midnight train going anywhere.

Posted by: Some were born to sing the blues at January 28, 2026 03:33 PM (jc0TO)

442 I seem to remember Box trucks arriving in the early AM, after polls had closed accompanied by a Ferrari or Lambo or some such overpriced, Eurotrash car.

That was just talk mind you. I'm sure that all cameras and satellites we're "malfunctioning" during the time of the deliveries.

Allegedly, of course. (ppffftt)

Posted by: Drider at January 28, 2026 03:49 PM (ZQqDC)

443 "IF PUSHED," Iran would "DEFEND ITSELF AND RESPOND LIKE NEVER BEFORE!"

It will be the mother of all battles.

Posted by: Tehran Bob at January 28, 2026 04:05 PM (FJl0E)

444 The Democrats are crying, it didn't matter. It was just a procedural slip up, wouldn't have changed the election. But elections ARE ABOUT PROCEDURES. If you didn't follow them, the votes didn't count. And from what I heard the votes that shouldn't have counted WERE ALL BIDEN VOTES...A STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY.

Posted by: LE Mentry at January 28, 2026 04:29 PM (kGMUp)

445 Wake me when there are perps in pajamas being drug through the snow by men with guns. Otherwise just endless promises.

Posted by: Checkers at January 28, 2026 05:14 PM (BA9gf)

446 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (qgHp7)

447 PLEASE RAID MARIPOSA Co. , AZ and MICHIGAN PLEASE!!!!!!

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at January 28, 2026 10:47 PM (LKMDZ)

448 I just want to know what the breakdown of those 300k+ votes were?

Posted by: Kenchee at January 29, 2026 07:25 AM (Xmkme)

As Media Convulses Over Ilhan Omar Being Sprayed Like a Misbehaving Kitten, Tim Walz Says He'd "Beat the Shit Out of JD Vance If I Could," and a Democrat Attorney General Candidate Threatens to "Kill" Trump

But boy oh boy, Ilhan Omar had her monthly shower a few days early, what a tragedy.

The fawning interview was conducted by professional homosexual grifter Tim Miller for the professional homosexual grifter blog The Bulwark.

In an interview with the always infuriating Tim Miller of The Bulwark, Walz went on a classic Tim Walz rant, lying his way through a rambling discussion in which he portrays himself as a defender of truth, justice, and the Somali way, with Miller treating him as if he were a genuine leader instead of a bumbling mafia boss who has pillaged Minnesota, incited riots, and turned this state into a net exporter of taxpayers and net importer of fraudsters.

[I] want to point out that Walz perfectly exemplifies what he means by "peaceful protest" in that clip, and the irony that Tim Miller and the Bulwark are so proud to put it out as exemplifying the approach they admire so much in Walz.

What do they choose as their teaser?

"I would beat the s*!t out of him now if I could."

And a Democrat candidate for Ohio AG says he will "kill Donald Trump."

Through a, wink-wink, state prosecution that somehow ends up in the death penalty.

See, he's totally not threatening to assassinate the president. Wink-wink.

A Democrat candidate for Ohio attorney general is under fire after posting a video in which he explicitly said he intends to "kill Donald Trump" by pursuing a criminal conviction that would end in capital punishment.

In the now-viral clip, Elliot Forhan, who launched his attorney general campaign in February 2025, attempted to frame the statement as a legal hypothetical, declaring, "I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I am going to kill Donald Trump," before adding that he would seek a jury conviction "beyond a reasonable doubt" followed by a sentence "duly executed" by the state.

"That is what I mean when I say I am going to kill Donald Trump," Forhan concluded.

The remarks immediately sparked backlash with Republicans arguing that invoking the execution of a sitting president--Donald Trump--crosses a line at a moment when political violence remains a live national concern.

Forhan's history has only intensified scrutiny. During a single term in the Ohio House of Representatives, he was stripped of committee assignments and office access following reported altercations with colleagues.

In September 2025--days after the assassination of Charlie Kirk, founder of Turning Point USA--Forhan posted "F*** Charlie Kirk" on Facebook. He later defended that post despite opening with "Violence is wrong," saying, "I chose my words carefully, and I chose them to communicate my message forcefully."

I mean, he does say, literally, "I am going to kill Donald Trump," but he means legally so it's all cool.

In my book on our age of rage I explore how rage is addictive and contagious. What people do not want to admit in places like Minneapolis is that they like it, they need it. Politicians know that. Even after Virginia Attorney General Jay Jones was shown to have threatened to kill his political opponents and their children, other Democratic leaders continued to support him and he was elected to the highest law enforcement position in the state. Now, Ohio Democratic Attorney General candidate Elliot Forhan appears to be attempting to ride the same rage wave in a video in which he says, "...I am going to kill Donald Trump."

A video is making rounds on X in which Forhan says, "I am going to obtain conviction, rendered by a jury of his peers, at a standard of proof beyond reasonable doubt, based on evidence, presented at trial, conducted in accordance with due process, resulting in a sentence, duly executed, of capital punishment."

Forhan continued, "That is what I mean when I say I am going to kill Donald Trump."

The video shows the thrill of saying (or hearing others declare) that you are going to kill your political enemies. After the thrill-kill statement, Forhan then adds the legal rationale, like a fast-talking commercial warning of product risks. He knows, as with those warnings, people will tune out the perfunctory verbiage. Indeed, like a commercial, he immediately returns to the marketing pitch in saying, "I am going to kill Donald Trump."

This is protected speech under the First Amendment, but it is also reprehensible rhetoric at a time of increasing social unrest. Forhan is trafficking in rage in the hope that it will secure him a political office.

This pledge to hunt a single individual has worked for other Democratic Attorney General candidates like Letitia James.

I don't know if it's protected political speech. A threat against the president's life isn't legal because you wink-wink it.

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM




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1 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BLADE

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

2 It's (D)ifferent.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (iXqHn)

3 All stomach no biceps Walzie?

He's gonna do what?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

4 The fawning interview was conducted by professional homosexual grifter Tim Miller for the professional homosexual grifter blog The Bulwark.

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Didn't he write for NRO?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

5 I slice like a hammer

Posted by: Peter North at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (affD0)

6 You always take the most flak when you're directly over the target. Keep your foot on their balls, President Trump.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

7 If calling conservatives nazis is ok, then calling liberals communists is as well. Besides I can make the case they are commies, while disproving how conservatives are not nazis.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (nwGCR)

8 BREAKING: Americans are demanding the IMMEDIATE ARREST of Ohio Attorney General candidate Elliot Forhan (D) for saying he will KILL DONALD TRUMP through capital punishment

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At this point, the only reason for a Democrat to run for statewide office in Ohio is to either fill out lazy days or to grift off of dumb small dollar donors.

This confirms that the guy is the latter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

9 I wouldn't touch a Bulwark podcast with YOUR dick, Ace. 😬

Posted by: Kensington at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (ponas)

10 Who let all the crazies out ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (VE6XX)

11 I always take the left at their word. If someone's saying they'll kill Trump, I think they'll try it.

They always tell you exactly what they're going to do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (jtM2q)

12 But did she wash under her tits?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (Kt19C)

13
Tim Walz Says He'd "Beat the Shit Out of JD Vance If I Could,"



Walz couldn't beat an elderly syphilitic squirrel even if it was passed out on his front lawn from doing speedballs with Zombie John Belushi.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (y9nCu)

14
317 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (CNl8/)

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Well...this feels big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

15 "Forhan is the son of two women whose wedding he officiated after the Obergefell v. Hodges Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex marriage."

All. You. Need. To. Know.

What are the odds this creepozoid likes fat dicks in his ass? High.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

16 I'm pretty much expecting every (D) to run on killing their opponents, now that that "I want to kill their children" guy got elected.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (iXqHn)

17 To the Left, treason is a matter of dates.

They are traitors to the US of A, Science, and a good civilization.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (u82oZ)

18 The Ohio Dem candidate saw what went down electorally in Virginia this past November and thought up an even better winning strategy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (5yDGQ)

19 Threatening the President is a crime even if you dont mean it

I learned this from Watching In the Line of Fire with Clint Eastwood

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Homeless Ranger at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (REq0p)

20 REAKING: Americans are demanding the IMMEDIATE ARREST of Ohio Attorney General candidate Elliot Forhan (D) for saying he will KILL DONALD TRUMP through capital punishment

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At this point, the only reason for a Democrat to run for statewide office in Ohio is to either fill out lazy days or to grift off of dumb small dollar donors.

This confirms that the guy is the latter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
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The guy is a professional grifter. A lawyer for various "nonprofits" that almost certainly just steal all the money they're given.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

21 Forham was previously censured by his colleagues in the Ohio legislature for his abusive language and actions towards them as well as constituents:

https://tinyurl.com/4dbd4yj8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (AphQx)

22 yeah, got a feeling that if I posted that I'm going to kill Walz, the FBI wouldn't care that I meant "...at Spades"

This guy needs to be arrested and charged. I'm getting tired of this administration letting them off, it only emboldens the Left. And another Charlie Kirk is the consequence

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (ciYHQ)

23 A criminal conviction and capital punishment ? For what ? Being President while Republican ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (VE6XX)

24
Besides I can make the case they are commies, while disproving how conservatives are not nazis.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (nwGCR)



Easy. We're not socialists, like the NATIONAL SOCIALIST notzees.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (y9nCu)

25 I guess the qualifications list for Dem candidates seeking the Ohio AG party nomination is rather short.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (rj6Yv)

26 They are beginning to sexualize and fetishize political violence.

You know who else sexualized and fetishized political violence??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

27 Tampon Timmy needs to wipe the Barack Odildo spunk off of his chin and calm down. Maybe he's screaming so loud because he took Barack's Big Mike up the tailpipe.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Walzruses at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (5DfsO)

28 Did the guy who sprayed BroFo yell “This is MAGA country” when he was doing it?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (Blz2Y)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (tjClK)

30 > "I would beat the s*!t out of him now if I could."

Tim Walz couldn't beat the shit out of an eleven year old girl.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 01:08 PM (Yp6az)

31 23 A criminal conviction and capital punishment ? For what ? Being President while Republican ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (VE6XX)

"For being the Hitleriest Hitler to ever Hitler and throwing brown kids in ovens, YOU NAZI!!!!!"

--Every Leftist

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:08 PM (iXqHn)

32 You'd beat the shit out of a four year old girl if you could, you gross pervert.

You couldn't. She'd win.

But if you could.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:08 PM (06Hmj)

33 26 They are beginning to sexualize and fetishize political violence.

You know who else sexualized and fetishized political violence??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

The Marquis de Sade?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:08 PM (iXqHn)

34 The only way that Ohio fag is killing anybody is if he blows him to death.
The Rockefeller Goodbye.

Posted by: Wally at January 28, 2026 01:09 PM (0e5Te)

35 Timpon vs Vance oh that would be a fight for the ages.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

36 "I would beat the s*!t out of him now if I could."


J D Vance should respond with "Name the time and place. Loser resigns."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:09 PM (tjClK)

37 You'd beat the shit out of a four year old girl if you could, you gross pervert.

Timpon isn't into laying hands on young girls.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

38 Hearing reports that the liquid sprayed on BroFo was apple cider vinegar.

Isn't that a health supplement?

And far more dangerous than the bullet that almost took out Trump ... and the one that took out Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (C0Rkh)

39 Fulton County's a good start. Can they raid Maricopa next?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (P9pDS)

40 Vance would slam load a 12ga and fire before Timmy could figure out where the trigger is located.

I can't believe he was a Command sergeant major. Unreal.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (abIsI)

41 The Marquis de Sade?
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:08 PM (iXqHn)
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Not who I was thinking, but ok.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (RIvkX)

42 MSNBC edited Alex Pretti's picture to make him more masculine and handsome. They darkened his skin tone a bit, widened his face a touch, and made his neck and shoulders broader.

http://tiny.cc/h29y001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Yp6az)

43 Whoever's signing his checks demanded he call Trump and play nicey nice, and this is just his little Retard outburst because he doesn't have the emotional control to actually play the game properly. He's just a pervy stolen-valor sperg who got installed into a position by the vagaries of machine politics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (06Hmj)

44 Does Tim Miller look like Tim Curry or is it just me?

Posted by: pookysgirl need clarification at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (Wt5PA)

45 "I would beat the s*!t out of him now if I could."

Well, Tampon Homo is not wrong. The Blade would buy a Fenomeno "if he could." And he would have an orgy with all the Maxim cover models "if he could."

The word "if" can do some very heavy lifting, you know.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

46 Remember when Craig Deleeuw Robertson made comments about Biden and the feds showed up and straight up murdered him for it and the FNM told us it was a good shoot because he threatened the president?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

47 Great. Meta is beginning its pestering people if they are registered to vote or not.

I have been for 30+ years, assholes. Leave me alone.

Delende est Meta

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (+VCCp)

48 Timpon vs Vance oh that would be a fight for the ages.

It'd be like that Mike Tyson fight that was over before everyone had their snacks ready.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (P9pDS)

49 Careful Timmah. Word is that JD carries a Nerf gun.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (UjdFS)

50 Don't forget that their violence is free speech. It is our free speech which is violence.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (0U5gm)

51 J D Vance should respond with "Name the time and place. Loser resigns."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:09 PM (tjClK)

Just post a picture of Aaron Burr without comment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (06Hmj)

52 >>>I don't know if it's protected political speech. A threat against the president's life isn't legal because you wink-wink it.

Let that asshat be the test case.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)

53 Egging on the insane is what this is all about. Chumming the water for patsies.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (pDt9x)

54 None of this treasonous, seditious poison from the Democrat Party gets solved constitutionally. And those who argue it can are beyond foolish. Anyone with two functioning brain cells has to see that trying to use the "rules", i.e., "The Constitution" in settling our differences cannot possibly work when one side doesn't accept those rules and in fact uses them - diabolically and wickedly - as both shield and cudgel. All while having absolutely no respect for it and wanting to destroy it. Sorry but that's the way I see it. It will become nothing more than a suicide note.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (DQ7H4)

55 I suggest a JD vs TT (Tampon Tim) MMA Cage Match for charity.

Schedule it at the same time as the Super Bowl to see which gets more viewers worldwide.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (C0Rkh)

56 Guess I could call the FBI and warn them that if they won't do anything, I'll take care of it?

Nah, my descent into madness hasn't gone that far yet.

Ask Again Later

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (ciYHQ)

57 "I can't believe he was a Command sergeant major. Unreal."

He was never a CSM. He would have received the CSM slot if he had accepted deployment overseas. Since he did not, he stayed in a lesser E-8 slot. Master Sergeant, IIRC.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (ZdhjE)

58 Remember when Craig Deleeuw Robertson made comments about Biden and the feds showed up and straight up murdered him for it and the FNM told us it was a good shoot because he threatened the president?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)



Lisa Deleeuw was a ginger 70's porn star with big boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (tjClK)

59 People forget:

We did get Vance v Walz.

In the VP debate.

It's where Walz got so cornered that he called himself a knucklehead. As a defense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

60 Oh no!

Headline (AP):

"Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"

When you've lost the support of ex-FIFA presidents ...

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

61 Whoever's signing his checks demanded he call Trump and play nicey nice, and this is just his little Retard outburst because he doesn't have the emotional control to actually play the game properly. He's just a pervy stolen-valor sperg who got installed into a position by the vagaries of machine politics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (06Hmj)


When you put it that way it almost makes me feel sorry for the Democrat ringleaders. It must be so hard to hire good help nowadays given the murderer's row of retardedness on display.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (P9pDS)

62 39 Fulton County's a good start. Can they raid Maricopa next?
Posted by: Ian S.


They'll pay Meghan McCain to be a door blocker.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (abIsI)

63 MSNBC edited Alex Pretti's picture to make him more masculine and handsome. They darkened his skin tone a bit, widened his face a touch, and made his neck and shoulders broader.

http://tiny.cc/h29y001
Posted by: bonhomme
......

Lipstick on a douche.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (UjdFS)

64 MSNBC edited Alex Pretti's picture to make him more masculine and handsome"

Fabio whimpers...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)

65 I don't know if it's protected political speech.

The guy is saying he wants to murder the president, he's asking for people to help him.

That seems pretty open and shut to me. Sort of like the woman in WV that tried to hire people to assassinate the president.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

66 J D Vance should respond with "Name the time and place. Loser resigns."
Posted by: Sponge

And put it on PPV

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (h2q0O)

67 60 Oh no!

Headline (AP):

"Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"

When you've lost the support of ex-FIFA presidents ...

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

=====

Oh no!

Tickets will only be $19,000 each instead of $19,100!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

68
336
Oh...no.

How could this have happened?

I got viciously attacked with half an ounce of tepid water!

Tepid Water!!!!!1111!1!!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (iJfKG)

69
I learned this from Watching In the Line of Fire with Clint Eastwood
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Homeless Ranger at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (REq0p)



Heh. Just did a re-watch last night. In the past, the whole "CIA is responsible for everything bad" trope used to annoy me. Now it's more "CIA really IS responsible for everything bad, despite the fact that they're a bunch of fucking retards"

It's like watching a whole different movie now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (y9nCu)

70 Tim Walz is who I think of when I think tough guy. Said no one ever.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (YwEeS)

71 I finally saw that Sydney Sweeney vehicle Anyone Butt You.

I had the DVD for months, but kept putting off watching because it looked stupid and gay. Guess what? I was right. It's the gayest hetero rom-com that was ever made. I'm not sure the movie could have been any gayer if they had two dudes fucking.

Lesbian wedding, endless shots of naked dudes, a naked hug (!) between two dudes, and some gay 90s pop song inexplicably made a centerpiece of the movie.

Gay! God only knows what the original cut looks like. The rest of the movie is just comically generic AI-written rom-com trope.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

72 > Hearing reports that the liquid sprayed on BroFo was apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (C0Rkh)

That's far from the worst thing she's ever had sprayed on her face.

At least her brother wasn't involved this time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (IG3/x)

73
"Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"

Good.. Soccer sucks

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (VE6XX)

74 Ohio is worrisome because having Vivek at the top of the ticket is polarizing and Ohio Republicans can't be bothered to get off our butts and vote even when the candidates are good.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (GPa4z)

75 The "Love is love" crowd sure does seem to be all-in on violence these days.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (GKyrs)

76 "Forhan is the son of two women whose wedding he officiated after the Obergefell v. Hodges Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex marriage."

All. You. Need. To. Know.

What are the odds this creepozoid likes fat dicks in his ass? High.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

So you are telling me he was born a bastard?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (8zz6B)

77 Walz is a fag. I'm pretty sure the actual quote was, "Eat the shit out of him."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (KbCG3)

78 They'll pay Meghan McCain to be a door blocker.

Tie a rope between her and the axle of a Bearcat. She'll pop out.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 01:15 PM (P9pDS)

79 Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter"

Isn't ol' Sepp the one implicated in the scandal?

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:15 PM (XuXeR)

80 the "left" only wn





the left "only" wants to kill babies; and the elderly; and anybody that opposes their ideology. Seems fair, same idiots that steal taxpayer money to import landscapers, nannies, cheap construction-"can't we all get along"?








Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 01:15 PM (eyOo6)

81 Small r DataRepublican X'd out this in response to Omar's supposed dousing:

Hello Representative Omar,

You walked towards the attacker and immediately went on with your speech after being sprayed with a foreign substance instead of a normal human reaction like, say, panicking about being poisoned and calling 911.

I don’t point that out to question your motives. Nah, I would not do that any more than James Comey was sending a violent message with “8647.”

Instead… I am going to ask you a simple question.

Will you hold your own alleged attacker accountable no matter what? Do you agree he deserves jail no matter what?

The longer you go without calling for justice, the more we notice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 01:15 PM (qBdHI)

82 Forhan is the son of two women"

Ahem....

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:15 PM (XuXeR)

83 I wanna see a single word tweet from JDV. Ooorah!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 28, 2026 01:15 PM (uaYsl)

84 "I'm sorry, Tim. I don't fight women."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:15 PM (06Hmj)

85 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"

When you've lost the support of ex-FIFA presidents ...
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

His terms are acceptable!

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (+VCCp)

86
Well...this feels big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
Depends on how lazy in destroying evidence the Dems were in Fulton county (abetted by the GOPe establishment in GA that wants to hide how SoS Ratshitburger and AG Chris Carr acted (or failed to act) to allow the fraud to take place. Kemp was also in the loop along with key legislators in the House.

Rot goes all the way through the GA court system as well.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)

87 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"



Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (tjClK)

88 Sepp Blatter. His parents hated children.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (pDt9x)

89 Republicans need to turn down the temperature, deescalate and end the climate of hate!!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (vn9Tf)

90 This Ohio butt wipe has a staff of advisers, and his message is poll tested. The Dem base will vote for the most violent candidate.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (wGerL)

91 > 70 Tim Walz is who I think of when I think tough guy. Said no one ever.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (YwEeS)

Oh, I beg to differ. He's soooooo macho!

Posted by: Richard Simmons singing show tunes and wearing a Liberace buttplug while riding a rainbow unicorn at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (IG3/x)

92 Through a, wink-wink, state prosecution that somehow ends up in the death penalty.

It's all wind. IF this were to happen, I am sure that someone is going to die.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (jc0TO)

93 I'm gonna blast 'ya!! Legally!!

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Q+gd/)

94 7 If calling conservatives nazis is ok, then calling liberals communists is as well. Besides I can make the case they are commies, while disproving how conservatives are not nazis.
Posted by: Diogenes

Trying to explain to a leftist (and unfortunately, too many non-leftists) that nazis and commies (and fascists) occupy basically the same spot (state control over the citizen's life for the 'good of the people', see "Life of Julia") on political spectrum is an exercise in frustration.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

95 Yeah and I would make Kate Upton melt like butter in a skillet "if I could."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Fs0KI)

96 So you are telling me he was born a bastard?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (8zz6B)

Ever seen that "two girls one cup" video?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (06Hmj)

97 The 7 foot 4 basketball player from France is apparently a poofter. He opened his mouth about the deaths in Minnesota and spouted the usual leftist bullshit.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (TN0g+)

98 74 Ohio is worrisome because having Vivek at the top of the ticket is polarizing and Ohio Republicans can't be bothered to get off our butts and vote even when the candidates are good.
Posted by: Oglebay a


Too busy drinking shit beer and inhaling half cooked brats to care.

PS: Does Ramaswarmy still believe American's are dumb and lazy?

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (abIsI)

99 Forhan is the son of two women"


A few years ago the FNM went gonzo reporting the first man to get pregnant.

People assumed it was some Frankenstein science stuff but it was way dumber.

The "man" that was pregnant was a woman that had decided she was now a man even though she was having PIV sex with an actual man.

So this wasn't the first pregnant man but the 10 billionth pregnant woman or something like that...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

100 A soccer boycott? I've been doing it for over 60 years now.

Posted by: Wally at January 28, 2026 01:18 PM (0e5Te)

101 13
Tim Walz Says He'd "Beat the Shit Out of JD Vance If I Could,"



Walz couldn't beat an elderly syphilitic squirrel even if it was passed out on his front lawn from doing speedballs with Zombie John Belushi.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (y9nCu)

Reminds me of senile old FJB saying that he'd take guys like PDJT out behind the barn.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 01:18 PM (QGaXH)

102 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"
----

I had no plans of going. Nor watching. Nor reading about it.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 01:18 PM (TN0g+)

103 Oh no!

Headline (AP):

"Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"

When you've lost the support of ex-FIFA presidents ...
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)
_________

I already planned to boycott this sorry-ass Eurofag excuse for an athletic competition. Sorry, Mr. Fatter, I can't boycott it any harder.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

104 MSNBC edited Alex Pretti's picture to make him more masculine and handsome. They darkened his skin tone a bit, widened his face a touch, and made his neck and shoulders broader.

http://tiny.cc/h29y001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Yp6az)
-

You ain't seen nothin' yet!

https://tinyurl.com/ytzshk6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 01:19 PM (BJnkV)

105 "I would beat the s*!t out of him now if I could."

But he's not a small child, so you can't.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 01:19 PM (kG5OE)

106 Trying to explain to a leftist (and unfortunately, too many non-leftists) that nazis and commies (and fascists) occupy basically the same spot (state control over the citizen's life for the 'good of the people', see "Life of Julia") on political spectrum is an exercise in frustration.

You can read some of the communications the Soviets had internally about the rise of Hitler. For quite a long time they assumed he was in fact the socialist revolutionary Marx predicted, because remember, Marx said socialism would come from an advanced country like Germany not a backwater like Russia.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

107 94 Trying to explain to a leftist (and unfortunately, too many non-leftists) that nazis and commies (and fascists) occupy basically the same spot (state control over the citizen's life for the 'good of the people', see "Life of Julia") on political spectrum is an exercise in frustration.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

Leftists think that "Nazi" just means hating Jews, Gays, Troons, non-whites, and Communists.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:19 PM (iXqHn)

108 Gay! God only knows what the original cut looks like. The rest of the movie is just comically generic AI-written rom-com trope.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

109 Does this guy ever say exactly what crime he's going to charge that carries the death sentence? Otherwise, it's just show me the man, and I'll show you the crime.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (XvL8K)

110 Too busy drinking shit beer and inhaling half cooked brats to care.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (abIsI)

Half-cooked brats?! *shudders*

Posted by: pookysgirl is in brat territory at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (Wt5PA)

111 JD Vance eats curry, I doubt Walz beat much shut out of him.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (yw3eV)

112 Fey twit Tim Walz sur likes to pretend he's tough.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (HdKYc)

113 I would fondle Sydney Sweeny's breasts, if I could.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (Q+gd/)

114 87 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"



Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (tjClK)

The special underwear for that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (K6HM5)

115
The special underwear for that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (K6HM5)



DEPEND!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:21 PM (tjClK)

116 Wemby should know that the US didn't liberate France for it to be overun by muslims and africans.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 28, 2026 01:21 PM (rJ48h)

117 Half-cooked brats?! *shudders*
Posted by: pookysgirl is in brat territory "

I know, huh?
/parboil first, then grill...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:21 PM (XuXeR)

118 Here is what the internet says are potential capital offenses in the federal code:

Key Federal Capital Offenses
Murder: First-degree murder, murder in a federal facility, murder of a federal official (President, Congressman, Supreme Court Justice), murder-for-hire, or murder resulting from kidnapping or carjacking.
Treason and Espionage: Acts against the United States.
Drug Trafficking: Large-scale drug trafficking, specifically involving continuing criminal enterprise offenses.
Terrorism: Acts of terrorism.
Other Violent Crimes: Bringing in and harboring certain aliens resulting in death, or violence at international airports.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

119 113 I would fondle Sydney Sweeny's breasts, if I could.
Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (Q+gd/)

The words of Hatemonger come to mind...

"Boobehs...are evil! We musn't look at boobehs!".

Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (9Ovst)

120 I'd like to see a duel between Vance and Walz. And I would give the advantage to Walz.

Tampons at 20 paces.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (BJnkV)

121 Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (tjClK)

I recall the Bug Blatter Beast from Hitchhiker's Guide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (8zz6B)

122 Would be fun to have a midnight raid where they nab Walz for physically threatening the vice president.

Spotlights, dazzlers, the pasty old bitch fumbling around in whatever tasteful little negligee his wife makes him sleep in... Just grab the piece of shit and haul him to DC on a Blackhawk.

Make it a military tribunal, even. Why not. You wanna play Mr Army Man, let's fucking play.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (06Hmj)

123 Sepp Brapper?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (iXqHn)

124 I love a good Yellow Curry. Jamaican Curried Goat is Da Bomb.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (XV/Pl)

125 So.... how are we different than South Africa again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (bss/y)

126 Dims are such kind people and an example for all
SARCASM

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (WONhk)

127
The words of Hatemonger come to mind...

"Boobehs...are evil! We musn't look at boobehs!".
Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (9Ovst)



"Please to be showing me your bobs and vagene!"

- - - - AT&T Phone Support

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:22 PM (tjClK)

128 Hatemonger was easily the best character in that show.

The scene were he decides he's going to teach the Necron(?) about hate was perfect...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

129 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971

Can they fix that leaky drinking fountain while they're at it? That thing flooded six states.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (PimwK)

130 "Ohio is worrisome"

Yeah it is.

Can't wait until Dr. Amy puts Ohio in lockdown and shows us the cute little comfort dolls she has in a basket.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (DgMqy)

131 Trying to explain to a leftist (and unfortunately, too many non-leftists) that nazis and commies (and fascists) occupy basically the same spot (state control over the citizen's life for the 'good of the people', see "Life of Julia") on political spectrum is an exercise in frustration.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Trying to have any discourse with a leftist on most anything that touches upon their secular religion of leftism, no matter how many educational credentials they have, is an exercise in futility.

Believe me, I've tried over the years from the inside of academia. When confronted with facts, the leftist academic squirms and then like an octopus throws out ink to cover its retreat getting down to personal insults.

I've seen a few single issue type advocates behave the same way on the right or when differences between different Christian sects are the topic of conversation but the right is overall more rational than the left because it relies much less on emotion than logic.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

132
So you are telling me he was born a bastard?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (8zz6B)

Ever seen that "two girls one cup" video?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:17 PM (06Hmj)



Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGrjmW_UWt4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (y9nCu)

133 It would have been much better if this drunk weirdo threw a neon green dildo at Omar. That would be funny. I'd give him props. But water? Meh.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

134 👀

"FOX: The FBI is carrying out a search at a Fulton County election office in Georgia as part of an investigation tied to the 2020 elections"

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (g47mK)

135 The sure sign this country has fallen is if it ever wins the World Cup.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (+VCCp)

136 Its interesting that Vance did some training with SEALs recently. And Walz was trying to figure out how to load a shotgun last year (2024)

This is bravado before Walz gets backhanded by Homan

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (WmF8p)

137 If Tim Miller didn't have a hubby I'd think he was hitting on Walz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (IDEQi)

138 It would seem that both Walz and Frey didn't fully grasp Trump's offer to "turn down the temperature" as requested by the governor.

Mouthing off a day after Trump agreed to pull BPS, the "muscle" the Feds had pushed into Minneapolis, isn't really going to help their cause. I'd put BPS back in with a free reign to bust more heads, including local government officials.

Time to put this whole thing to rest.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (jtM2q)

139 > The rest of the movie is just comically generic AI-written rom-com trope.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

Let me as the important question: are there any moments where Sweeney gets nekkid or semi-nekkid, to the extent that it's worth streaming in a fast-forward/pause cycle?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (IG3/x)

140 114 87 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"



Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (tjClK)

The special underwear for that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (K6HM5)

Wasn't he one of The Three Stooges...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (QGaXH)

141 129 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971

Can they fix that leaky drinking fountain while they're at it? That thing flooded six states.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (PimwK)



Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (K6HM5)

142 Meanwhile ICE operations continue in MN. Impossible, given the lack of detailed info, to determine level of effort or any changes in approach, but no sign of much change.

Local police union leader sensibly pointed out that the killin's by ICE were made possible by the lack of order. Earlier that union sent out an email that delicately but clearly said that inflammatory statements (by the ridiculous vile mayor and governor) were dangerous and made police tasks even more difficult. That earlier message also recognized morale issues (duh).

The vile absurd Walz called Homan "professional". Trump probably incorrectly posted that the stupid kid Frey was "playing with fire" by saying he would not enforce fed immigration law (this problem a is real and yuuge one but nothing illegal about it, just as the reverse situation as with AZ in 2011 is a disaster).

So only thing that matters - actions and results - seem on track. And with luck the idiots interfering with everything have borrowed trouble for themselves - anarchist networks, local officials, et al.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (U/Byj)

143 Trying to explain to a leftist (and unfortunately, too many non-leftists) that nazis and commies (and fascists) occupy basically the same spot (state control over the citizen's life for the 'good of the people', see "Life of Julia") on political spectrum is an exercise in frustration.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


True, but you may be addressing a non-leftist or nominally a-political audience around them who needs to hear it. 20th Century conservatives f'd up allow leftists to recon WWII.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (mlg/3)

144 The rest of the movie is just comically generic AI-written rom-com trope.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

Let me as the important question: are there any moments where Sweeney gets nekkid or semi-nekkid, to the extent that it's worth streaming in a fast-forward/pause cycle?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (IG3/x)
_________

No

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

145 114 87 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"



Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (tjClK)

The special underwear for that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
======
Another dumbass that doesn't get it. If the World Cup got moved, Americans by and large would not give a shit other than leftist weenies that like to pretend to be Europeans and ex-pats.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

146 140 114 87 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"



Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (tjClK)

The special underwear for that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (K6HM5)


Let's not resort to childish name calling.

Posted by: Lord Edmond Slackbladder at January 28, 2026 01:25 PM (K6HM5)

147 109 Does this guy ever say exactly what crime he's going to charge that carries the death sentence? Otherwise, it's just show me the man, and I'll show you the crime.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Isn't that what an AG is supposed to do?
- Letitia, AG NY

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Dv3i1)

148 ‘The WaPo Extinction Event’: Washington Post Employees Beg For Their Jobs as Owner Jeff Bezos Prepares to Fire 300 More Staff

Ball gags and choke collars will be distributed to the people that really want to stay.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:26 PM (abIsI)

149 143 True, but you may be addressing a non-leftist or nominally a-political audience around them who needs to hear it. 20th Century conservatives f'd up allow leftists to recon WWII.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 01:24 PM (mlg/3)

Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:26 PM (iXqHn)

150 Can they fix that leaky drinking fountain while they're at it? That thing flooded six states.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (PimwK)
===

LOL

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)

151 Arguing with a Democrat is like wrestling with a pig. You both get covered with pig shit, but the pig likes it.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (Q+gd/)

152 You can read some of the communications the Soviets had internally about the rise of Hitler. For quite a long time they assumed he was in fact the socialist revolutionary Marx predicted, because remember, Marx said socialism would come from an advanced country like Germany not a backwater like Russia.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

And they were idiots. I had to run for my life, and the KPD was ruthlessly attacked in Germany.

Posted by: Herbert Ernst Karl Frahm at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (+VCCp)

153 "I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder.""

Hmmm. Probably drives a Urus...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (XuXeR)

154 148 ‘The WaPo Extinction Event’: Washington Post Employees Beg For Their Jobs as Owner Jeff Bezos Prepares to Fire 300 More Staff

Ball gags and choke collars will be distributed to the people that really want to stay.
Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:26 PM (abIsI)

But no gimp hoods, because Bezos wants to make sure you see your own face staring back when you look into the mirror of shame.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (iXqHn)

155 Let's be honest, if it was an attack it would be with a strip of bacon for cobra face Somolian incest qween.

Water? Big whoop.

The father of trans brats? Telling.

She just lost her winery. I have not read but a few words of headlines of the imaginary winery (like I have in the back yard).

It's the first time I've heard her speak and she doesn't sound too bright. Incest will do that to you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (WONhk)

156 > If the World Cup got moved, Americans by and large would not give a shit

I'll bet a solid majority of Americans don't even know what the "World Cup" is.

In other news, Fosdick McFuckstain III, the hereditary commissioner of competitive foot stench, announced that the 2026 competition will be moved from the United States to a to-be-determined location in Albania.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (IG3/x)

157 135 The sure sign this country has fallen is if it ever wins the World Cup.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 01:23 PM (+VCCp)

On the other hand, winning the World Cup would be the ultimate middle finger to the Eurotrash. There's literally nothing those people love more than "futbol". Just imagine the conniption fits seeing Trump posing with the trophy!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (8SjjW)

158 "They are beginning to sexualize and fetishize political violence."

Might be for the best. Sorry but my recent tour of the Right taught me the 2nd Amendment is an illusion. Worse, we tolerate alot of sht we shouldn't because we think it's our insurance.

If you tell your enemy you will only shoot if provoked, they can ensure you never shoot at all. They'll come at you sideways, like the metaphor about catching wild hogs.

So let them go violent, let them charge us like mindless rabid zombies. If we were smarter and a little less noble, WE would be provoking THEM. Get it over with, shape the battlefield to wipe them out at a time and place of our choosing.

Instead of remaining stuck in a Prevent Defense *reacting* to guerrilla tactics for another 20 years

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (ciYHQ)

159 Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own."

Yep. Howard whatshisname for the win...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (XuXeR)

160 14
317 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (CNl8/)

=====
This will be fun. Black Lesbian Mayors Hardest Hit.

Well...this feels big.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Hpgos)

161 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (n5tGW)

162 Just keep hammering these crooks. America not only has the law on her side, but overwhelming public support and decency.

These people have operated without pushback for decades, and a finely tuned propaganda apparatus.

It’s all smoke and mirrors designed to demoralize and isolate the majority, gaslighting 101. Make you believe you are the minority, and weak, powerless, and extremist. They do it because it works.

If you let it. If they can’t mind-fvck you into irrelevance, then they will try to kill you. <—— you are here

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (jlSKy)

163 Maybe someone needs a quiet word with Forhan that whatever happens to Trump, just might happen to him.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (2WIwB)

164 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"

Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."
Posted by: Sponge


So his first name is short for "Sepsis?"

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (VHUov)

165 Plenty of muscle without BP. ICE is continuing their operations detaining specific targets. Surge of other agency personnel for security continues AFAIK.

If Walz and Frey don't start honoring detainers they might FO, bigly. We'll see.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (U/Byj)

166 What the fuck is an alleged Muslim doing with a winery in the first place?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (IG3/x)

167 Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own.
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:26 PM (iXqHn)

A teacher at my high-school (seemed mid 50s) about 2000-ish essentially tried to argue that with me.

Guess what he didn't bring up? If you guess the "Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact" or "Lend-Lease", you get...virtual kudos from me.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (9Ovst)

168 World Cup is the largest size.

Posted by: Paolo at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (Q+gd/)

169 ...for the professional homosexual grifter blog The Bulwark.

It's truly disturbing how many views their YouTube channel gets. Their regular daily "show" draws anywhere from 200k-400k views. That's much better than I expected (or they deserve). Who watches? I guess maybe the handful of incestuous politicos like James Carville and Bushies that really have similar political beliefs and just work for different teams?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (JCZqz)

170 137 If Tim Miller didn't have a hubby I'd think he was hitting on Walz
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I've heard that married gays have a hall-pass for mutual handies. But no hall-pass for anything that could be considered romantic, like getting plowed in by way of the out door, for example.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (Dv3i1)

171 FUlton, Fulton ...now why does that sound familiar ??

1) "Fulton County told the State Election Board that required signatures were missing from some tabulator receipt tapes tied to about 315,000 early votes cast in the 2020 election. The county said the votes themselves were properly cast and counted, but documentation rules were not followed. "(LOL!!!)
2) Joe Biden won Georgia by 11,779 votes.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 01:29 PM (g47mK)

172 The current theory I have for Walz flipping and sending the MN state patrol to end the riots is that Trump sent Walz a picture of his house.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR)

173 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (CNl8/)

=====
This will be fun. Black Lesbian Mayors Hardest Hit.

Well...this feels big.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Hpgos)

***

Ooooo!!!! Do Seattle and King County next!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (2WIwB)

174 This will be fun. Black Lesbian Mayors Hardest Hit.

Well...this feels big."

Stacy "prezdint of earf" big?

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

175 The sure sign this country has fallen is if it ever wins the World Cup.
Posted by: Cow Demon
__________

The women have won it, which is appropriate since the AWFLs are leading the country's fall.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (XvL8K)

176 161 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (n5tGW

No bail ? That is odd...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (VE6XX)

177 160 14
317 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (CNl8/)

=====
This will be fun. Black Lesbian Mayors Hardest Hit.

Well...this feels big.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Hpgos)


ITS JUST A ROLL OF QUARTERS!

Posted by: Big mike at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (K6HM5)

178 Well...this feels big.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Hpgos)


I hear that a lot.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (2WIwB)

179 I'll bet a solid majority of Americans don't even know what the "World Cup" is.

It's that yacht race, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (jc0TO)

180 166 What the fuck is an alleged Muslim doing with a winery in the first place?
--------------
Laundering money.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (Hpgos)

181 i love the taste of hobo ass most

Posted by: Sid at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (eSM61)

182 Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own."

Yep. Howard whatshisname for the win...


If you look at the OOB for the Soviet and Germans you see the former quickly outpacing the latter in men at the front which is odd, because Germany and its allies had a larger population then the Soviets.

How did they do it? Because America gave them most of their supplies. So Germany needed workers to make trucks and boots and all the rest - the Soviets had them shipped from America.

Absent American aid the Soviets fall in 1943.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

183 176 161 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (n5tGW

No bail ? That is odd...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (VE6XX)

Apparently the only person in all of Minnesota arrested in the last month.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (K6HM5)

184 Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own.
Posted by: XTC
=======
Most college age kids probably don't know there were two World Wars nor could point to where on the map Russia was. They probably consider Hogan's Heroes as a documentary.

Most people at college are there to network, get credentials for a job, and party/hookup.

Few if any were there for educating themselves nor learning how to keep educating themselves throughout life. Other things to them are more important than education no matter how much they claim otherwise.

If you are lucky, as a professor, you can get students to remember about three major points from a whole semester long class.

But, at least a few in any class will go on to try to deepen their understanding of what you taught them and how you taught them to research such matters for themselves.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)

185 What the fuck is an alleged Muslim doing with a winery in the first place?


It's fine. They're not producing any wine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (tjClK)

186 >>Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own.


In Germany's Defense: It's hard to defeat a Zombie Horde.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (ZcsJV)

187 What the fuck is an alleged Muslim doing with a winery in the first place?"

Buying hamburgers?

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (XuXeR)

188 The only interesting thing about The World Cup is that guy who yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (CNl8/)

189 Posted by: Sid at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (eSM61)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (tjClK)

190 I wouldn't have imagined that OH had sufficient unhinged Dems/Socialists to get him elected.
Perhaps I'm overestimating Ohioians.

Posted by: Linda S Fox at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (7Rs+y)

191 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (n5tGW


Clearly a J-6er. He is stripped and in solitary right now.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)

192 And they were idiots… the KPD was ruthlessly attacked in Germany.

Pretty sure the Soviets themselves attacked communist and socialist parties in Spain, so while it doesn’t make them not idiots, it also doesn’t seem to be an obvious red flag to them that Nazis were attacking other socialists.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (EXyHK)

193 Sid - Go back to cleaning out your mother's flaps. Your next Uncle will be there any minute.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (ZcsJV)

194 > It's that yacht race, right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 01:30 PM (jc0TO)

I think so. Until that damned Trump renamed it the Gulf of America's Cup or something like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (IG3/x)

195 It's truly disturbing how many views their YouTube channel gets. Their regular daily "show" draws anywhere from 200k-400k views. That's much better than I expected (or they deserve). Who watches? I guess maybe the handful of incestuous politicos like James Carville and Bushies that really have similar political beliefs and just work for different teams?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
=======
Bored bureaucrats tired of watching pron on their office computers and DC inside the beltway types.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

196 Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (ZcsJV)

187 What the fuck is an alleged Muslim doing with a winery in the first place?"

Buying hamburgers?
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (XuXeR)

Who they hell gets to buy a winery in California for 15k dollars?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (K6HM5)

197 Democrats are aching to take back masculinity so they can feminize it.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (QQN0v)

198 A careful review of the spraying suggests that Anthony Kazmierczak may not have acted alone. The grassy knoll to the west of the event would provide a second sprayer a more accurate target, which would require an accomplice to open the window in that direction. Slowing down the footage and listening to the audio indicates what may have been three sprayers. Take a look at how Omar reacts - clearly, it's Somali back and to the left. Somali back and to the left. Another bit of footage provided by a gentleman named Zap Rosdower is useful in portraying this.

Posted by: John Drake at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (BcRsx)

199 ICE - the shadow falls upon a trembling continent

Headline (WaPo):

"ICE at Olympics angers Milan mayor, who says agency’s image is ‘terrible’"

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

200
Speaking of Sydney Sweeney...

We were watching "Under the Silver Lake", which is great by the way, and-

she had a small 2 minute scene, which begins with the promise of her unleashing the girls and perhaps more, but instead evolves into her sitting on her bed crying pitifully.

That little stunt cost the movie half a star, so my 5 out of 5 rating became 4.5


Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (iJfKG)

201 Tim Walz: "I would beat the s*!t out of him now if I could."

C'mon Man! You can't say that Tommy! That's my line!

Posted by: Joseph R. Biden, Jr at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (5rh/l)

202 What the fuck is an alleged Muslim doing with a winery in the first place?"

Buying hamburgers?
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:31 PM (XuXeR)


Dad once picked up a case of Algerian vin ordinaire when Grocery Outlet used to be Rainbow Foods.
It was pretty vile, but there is a market.

Granted, I would never drink wine made by people who do not drink wine, but I also hate anything like a Pinot too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)

203 Arguing with a Democrat is like wrestling with a pig. You both get covered with pig shit, but the pig likes it.
Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (Q+gd/)


San Francisco c*cksuckers!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (cmgab)

204 Tim Walz Says He'd "Beat the Shit Out of JD Vance If I Could,"

The "If I could" part is important. Because Tampon Timmy couldn't.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (IifOV)

205 I heard earlier today on The Vince Show that Omar’s marriage to her brother was signed off on by a Christian pastor. WTF?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (3y508)

206 Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:26 PM (iXqHn)

---------------

And thanks to Cucker Qatarlson, that Winston Churchill started World War II.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (xNzo6)

207 I saw Mother's Flaps open for Mother Love Bone at the Starplex in '91.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (tjClK)

208 The difference between me and the left. I prayed for the SS to keep Barky safe. Not because I'm saintly, and wanted even my enemy protected, but because I rightly feared that the commies might be able to do considerably more damage using him as a martyr if the SS let some idiot hothead kill him than he'd do as POTUS.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (hhkIi)

209 Absent American aid the Soviets fall in 1943."

Distant relative died in an convoy to Archangel...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:35 PM (XuXeR)

210 "shape the battlefield to wipe them out at a time and place of our choosing."

Ok, who cued up the Braveheart soundtrack? Very funny guys.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 01:35 PM (ciYHQ)

211 Sepp Blatter......sounds like a condition.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you have a Sepp Bladder."
Posted by: Sponge

So his first name is short for "Sepsis?"
Posted by: mikeski


Septuagint?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Yp6az)

212 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

Can't let him out, he might spill the beans.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS)

213 And they were idiots… the KPD was ruthlessly attacked in Germany.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
_________

But they also made the most ardent converts to the Nazis. There's a semi-famous quote on that I'm trying to find.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (XvL8K)

214 Most college-age people now believe that Stalin single-handedly defeated Germany on his own."


At the University where I don't teach anymore except for when I need beer money, not a single student in my class last semester knew who Charles Lindbergh was. Not even a clue.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (2WIwB)

215
Can't let him out, he might spill the beans.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS)



Omar spray guy didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (tjClK)

216 The county said the votes themselves were properly cast and counted, but documentation rules were not followed. "(LOL!!!) ... Posted by: runner

GA State Election Law - Section 9.1, paragraph 3(iv) aka "Trust Us Clause", if the documentation rules were not followed such that no record exists of whether the votes were properly cast and counted, the votes can be deemed as properly cast.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)

217 >>Can't let him out, he might spill the beans.


I think you mean the Bananas and Rice.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (ZcsJV)

218 185 What the fuck is an alleged Muslim doing with a winery in the first place?

It's fine. They're not producing any wine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Oh shit...

Posted by: Learing Center at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

219 209 Absent American aid the Soviets fall in 1943."

Distant relative died in an convoy to Archangel...
------------
My uncle, the Merchant Marine, did that. Talk about being a sitting duck.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Hpgos)

220 212 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

Can't let him out, he might spill the beans.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS)

Kazmeircak won't have committed suicide next tuesday.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (K6HM5)

221 And thanks to Cucker Qatarlson, that Winston Churchill started World War II.
Posted by: ShainS
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Probably won't stick except among those predisposed to believing the media shows the truth.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

222 I heard earlier today on The Vince Show that Omar’s marriage to her brother was signed off on by a Christian pastor. WTF?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 01:34 PM (3y50

There is a metric fuckton of bogus Christian pastors, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (8zz6B)

223 The only interesting thing about The World Cup is"

Late touchdowns during the 18th hole? With 2 outs?

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:37 PM (XuXeR)

224 >>not a single student in my class last semester knew who Charles Lindbergh was.


He was the MOST Blessed of the Cheesemakers.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:37 PM (ZcsJV)

225 "Perhaps I'm overestimating Ohioians."

Well I can tell you of at least one Ohio city council that is entirely populated with Democrat criminals, and a non-Democrat could never get elected. These aforementioned crooks can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want and who is going to stop them?

Mike DeWine?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 28, 2026 01:37 PM (DgMqy)

226 217 >>Can't let him out, he might spill the beans.


I think you mean the Bananas and Rice.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (ZcsJV)Tuesday.

Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2026 01:37 PM (K6HM5)

227 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Yet some shithead with 35 previous arrests can get "one more chance."

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:37 PM (2WIwB)

228 > But they also made the most ardent converts to the Nazis. There's a semi-famous quote on that I'm trying to find.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (XvL8K)

Eric Hoffer wrote a whole book about the phenomenon.

Being a True Believer isn't about The Cause per se, it's about annihilating your personality in subservience to The Cause.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (IG3/x)

229 At the University where I don't teach anymore except for when I need beer money, not a single student in my class last semester knew who Charles Lindbergh was. Not even a clue.
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Just some white guy.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (Hpgos)

230
There is a metric fuckton of bogus Christian pastors, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (8zz6B)



You can get certified online and begin marrying homos in mere days!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (tjClK)

231 Democrats are aching to take back masculinity so they can feminize it.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (QQN0v)

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They've already got a 50% head start ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (xNzo6)

232 My uncle, the Merchant Marine, did that. Talk about being a sitting duck."

Yeah. The first dozen plus (and one that was nearly wiped out, IIRC) were poorly protected...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (XuXeR)

233 Cuthbert!

I am getting an Iron Maiden Pin tomorrow.

Finally.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (ZcsJV)

234
Late touchdowns during the 18th hole? With 2 outs?
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 01:37 PM (XuXeR)



Hooray sportsball!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (tjClK)

235 > There is a metric fuckton of bogus Christian pastors, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (8zz6B)

Ahem.

Posted by: "Reverend" Raphael Warlock, Ebenezer Scrooge Baptist Church at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (IG3/x)

236 And thanks to Cucker Qatarlson, that Winston Churchill started World War II./i]

IIRC Hitler expected the western allies to back down over Danzig like they had over the Sudetenland.

They didn't and the war started though obviously the war is on Hitler's card not theirs. But, even more to this point the leader of Britain in 1939 was Neville Chamberlain anyway.

Churchill favored responding to Germany with force but...that was the only rational response after 1938 anyway and he became PM because that became very very obvious after WWII started.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

237 Pretty sure the Soviets themselves attacked communist and socialist parties in Spain, so while it doesn’t make them not idiots, it also doesn’t seem to be an obvious red flag to them that Nazis were attacking other socialists.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (EXyHK)


Lloyd will tell you, but the Comintern were in a death struggle with the Anarchists. This was done while the Anarchist militias were holding the lines against the Nationalists during the trench warfare section of the war. The Communists brought the officers back to Barcelona and such places, arrested them and then had them stuffed into prisons, andshot purged; the rank and file that did not object got shuffled into the regular Republican army.

A friend who knew old soldiers in Spain when they were still alive said that when the Nationalists took a town they would look in the jail to see who was left there instead of impressed into the defensive lines, and since it was probably all arrested Anarchists, they just shot them out of hand to be sure

The first part is in Orwell's Homage to Catalonia

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 01:39 PM (rbvCR)

238 Cersei Lannister > BroFo

Posted by: Well topless at least at January 28, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

239 The fewer Euroweenies that show up here to watch kickball, the better.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 01:40 PM (0U5gm)

240 Well I can tell you of at least one Ohio city council that is entirely populated with Democrat criminals, and a non-Democrat could never get elected. These aforementioned crooks can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want and who is going to stop them?

Mike DeWine?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 28, 2026 01:37 PM (DgMqy)
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Youngstown comes to mind. James Traficant's hometown.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:40 PM (rj6Yv)

241 Hey spraying a misbehaving kitten with water is *dangerous*. I did that to one of my cats and he insisted on me doing it when he was thirsty for the next seventeen years.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 01:40 PM (8avO+)

242 Sorry for the spelling error in 198 above - Zap's last name is Rowsdower, not Rosdower.

Posted by: John Drake at January 28, 2026 01:40 PM (BcRsx)

243 I can't believe he was a Command sergeant major. Unreal.
——-

He was not. He was E9 - Sergeant Major.

Command Sergeant Major is a “lateral” promotion, the rank he would have held.

Had he not resigned just before his unit deployed to Iraq. It is the highest enlisted rank in the organization.

The guy is a total cunt. This kind of cowardice used to be an extinction level event for a politician. Not in Minnesota. Not for Democrats. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 01:40 PM (jlSKy)

244 228 Being a True Believer isn't about The Cause per se, it's about annihilating your personality in subservience to The Cause.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (IG3/x)

And the way people get excited over getting to create a brand new identity for themselves these days...

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:41 PM (iXqHn)

245 At the University where I don't teach anymore except for when I need beer money, not a single student in my class last semester knew who Charles Lindbergh was. Not even a clue.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (2WIwB)

He invented some kind of cheese, right?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 28, 2026 01:41 PM (LxER7)

246 I still think it should say "Jump to top of comments" because that's what the link does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (tjClK)

247 It would have been much better if this drunk weirdo threw a neon green dildo at Omar. That would be funny. I'd give him props. But water? Meh.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
+++
Speaking of green dildoes, did the WNBA actually go on strike?
And if they did, did anyone notice?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (Lo97M)

248 The first part is in Orwell's Homage to Catalonia

This is in my to-read pile, and I need to move it to the top.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (EXyHK)

249 There is a metric fuckton of bogus Christian pastors, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (8zz6B)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Rev. Gref, Pastor of the Church of the Final Thunder and Ultimate Redemption at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (5rh/l)

250 IIRC Hitler expected the western allies to back down over Danzig like they had over the Sudetenland.
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Mmm, the French attacked Germany and after a couple of days and allied telegrams drew back into France. The Brits really needed to get a war going fast cuz they knew they weren't ready for a big one. A quick one was their hope.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (Hpgos)

251 God i wish some big strong manly man would spray my misbehaving kitten

Uhhhhh

Posted by: AWFL in a Handmaids Tale costume at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (1asaQ)

252 It's truly disturbing how many views their YouTube channel gets. Their regular daily "show" draws anywhere from 200k-400k views. That's much better than I expected (or they deserve). Who watches? I guess maybe the handful of incestuous politicos like James Carville and Bushies that really have similar political beliefs and just work for different teams?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Bored bureaucrats tired of watching pron on their office computers and DC inside the beltway types.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

Bots.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 01:43 PM (8avO+)

253 Dancing fairies.

I mean exactly what i said.

You can not disorder my reality.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 01:44 PM (EyfuW)

254 212 Wow. The sprayer of Omar in jail being held without bail. I'm not saying this shouldn't be normal, I'm saying it is not normal at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

Can't let him out, he might spill the beans.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS)

He won't hang himself.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 01:44 PM (QGaXH)

255 Gun owners sour on Trump

Trump Doubles Down on Attacking Gun-Carry in Wake of Alex Pretti Killing

https://tinyurl.com/4prdxffa

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:44 PM (abIsI)

256
Well Illhan Omar wasn't sprayed with Holy Water, because she didn't revert to a vampire.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (IifOV)

257 Mmm, the French attacked Germany and after a couple of days and allied telegrams drew back into France. The Brits really needed to get a war going fast cuz they knew they weren't ready for a big one. A quick one was their hope.

IIRC they expected Poland to hold out for months giving them time to call up the whole French Army - which had a much slower process to call up then the Germans had.

Interestingly early French probing attacks into Germany had the potential to force Germany to pull back troops from the attack on Poland but they ended them for some reason I can't remember.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

258 Gosh, I hope the *air quotes* attack doesn’t distract from Omar’s totally suspect winery!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (Hkcdp)

259 Gun owners sour on Trump

Trump Doubles Down on Attacking Gun-Carry in Wake of Alex Pretti Killing

https://tinyurl.com/4prdxffa
Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:44 PM (abIsI)



Oh FFS.

He was legally allowed to carry the weapon. Other than him not having his ID or permit on him, I guess. Him reaching for it after he assaulted the federal officer appears to be where the crux is.

FAFO, Darwin style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:46 PM (tjClK)

260 >>Gun owners sour on Trump


Yeah, not real.

I mean, a few Lumbersexual 2A Homos on youtube are selling that...but only retards tune in to those fags

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2026 01:46 PM (ZcsJV)

261 256
Well Illhan Omar wasn't sprayed with Holy Water, because she didn't revert to a vampire.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (IifOV)

No self-respecting vampire would bite a Somali.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 01:47 PM (iXqHn)

262 I'm so happy Ilhan is safe!!!!
...from being investigated on her amazing financial gainzzzz...

Posted by: UncleJefe at January 28, 2026 01:47 PM (DzC+b)

263 Gun owners sour on Trump

Trump Doubles Down on Attacking Gun-Carry in Wake of Alex Pretti Killing

https://tinyurl.com/4prdxffa
Posted by: Major Healey


Too many people slept thru their CHL class and it shows.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (RoI99)

264 I would fly, if I had wings.

Posted by: A pig at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (XeU6L)

265 Gun owners sour on Trump
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That's a bullshit headline.

Gun Owners Disappointed With Trump's Choice of Words.

That would be accurate. But "sour" implies they are less supportive, and more inclined to look elsewhere with their votes. That's not happening. There IS NOT any "elsewhere" to look for this nation.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (TN0g+)

266 Hearing reports that the liquid sprayed on BroFo was apple cider vinegar.

There's a lot to suggest to me anyway that this was staged, not the least of which is the lack of reasonable response.

Posted by: Fake and gay at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (TbWk/)

267 I would be surprised if most college students could name the major countries involved in World War II, let alone their relative contributions to their side.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (wGerL)

268 Ilhan should totally wear a bandaid on her head like the concussed Somali girl, otherwise we wouldn’t know she was wounded!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (Hkcdp)

269 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (D+y54)

270 265
That would be accurate. But "sour" implies they are less supportive, and more inclined to look elsewhere with their votes. That's not happening. There IS NOT any "elsewhere" to look for this nation.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (TN0g+)

=====

They're never going to vote for Trump again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

271 251 God i wish some big strong manly man would spray my misbehaving kitten

Uhhhhh
Posted by: AWFL in a Handmaids Tale costume at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (1asaQ


Word.

Posted by: Ashley Judy's puffy scamper at January 28, 2026 01:49 PM (K6HM5)

272 And thanks to Cucker Qatarlson, that Winston Churchill started World War II.
Posted by: ShainS


What is really funny is that you have no idea what you are claiming was actually said. You just know it is the thing to say because you were told to do so.

So chant away, my friend.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 01:49 PM (rbvCR)

273 Trump Doubles Down on Attacking Gun-Carry in Wake of Alex Pretti Killing

People have a right to keep and bare arms.

However, if you engage in that right while assaulting police officers you are way more likely to get shot and this should be obvious.

The left respond to Trump's remarks by sharing pictures of RKBA protests. But you'll notice those protestors are not attacking cops.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

274 245 At the University where I don't teach anymore except for when I need beer money, not a single student in my class last semester knew who Charles Lindbergh was. Not even a clue.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 01:36 PM (2WIwB)
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He invented some kind of cheese, right?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 28, 2026 01:41 PM (LxER7)
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No, he was the boss in Office Space

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 28, 2026 01:49 PM (0bjKf)

275 Trump Doubles Down on Attacking Gun-Carry in Wake of Alex Pretti Killing

He's shooting from the hip again. * sigh *

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:50 PM (Fs0KI)

276 Gosh, I hope the *air quotes* attack doesn’t distract from Omar’s totally suspect winery!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (Hkcdp)


Honestly, I don't see how the gov't proceeds in it's case.

She got dampened with tepid Evian!

Tepid Evian, Lizzy!!!! Don't you understand?

Don't you???

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 01:50 PM (iJfKG)

277 IIRC Hitler expected the western allies to back down over Danzig like they had over the Sudetenland.
-----------
Mmm, the French attacked Germany and after a couple of days and allied telegrams drew back into France. The Brits really needed to get a war going fast cuz they knew they weren't ready for a big one. A quick one was their hope.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (Hpgos)
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The signing of the Molotov-Ribbentrop "Non-Aggression" Pact was a thunderclap event in European history. The "non-aggression" part was bitter comedy for the Poles, because the annihilation of the Polish state was the objective. Chamberlain and (most reluctantly) gave Poland solemn commitments to come to its aid if attacked. As soon as the signatures dried, Chamberlain and Halifax were looking for an out. France had the vapours.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)

278 I would be surprised if most college students could name the major countries involved in World War II, let alone their relative contributions to their side.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (wGerL)

The Whatever podcast often does the 'name three countries' to chix supposedly in college with distressing results. Turning them loose in the wild would be kinder than our schools.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 01:51 PM (8avO+)

279 Evian backwards is naive.

Posted by: In case you didn't know at January 28, 2026 01:51 PM (QxCXX)

280 @Telegraph
A spying operation is understood to have compromised senior members of the government, exposing their private communications to Beijing, The Telegraph can disclose.

Starmer - I know, that's why I ordered my staff to speak Chinese whilst discussing state secrets over the phone.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:51 PM (Dv3i1)

281 Here in Shithole: "Starting Sunday, all SNAP recipients ages 18 to 64 in Illinois must work, volunteer, or participate in qualifying education programs for at least 80 hours a month to continue receiving benefits."

Surprising and welcome, if true.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 01:51 PM (N8ZBc)

282 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 01:48 PM (D+y54)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 28, 2026 01:51 PM (tjClK)

283 257 Mmm, the French attacked Germany and after a couple of days and allied telegrams drew back into France. The Brits really needed to get a war going fast cuz they knew they weren't ready for a big one. A quick one was their hope.

IIRC they expected Poland to hold out for months giving them time to call up the whole French Army - which had a much slower process to call up then the Germans had.

Interestingly early French probing attacks into Germany had the potential to force Germany to pull back troops from the attack on Poland but they ended them for some reason I can't remember.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)


The first paragraph of the French Army's official 1939 strategic plan for war with Germany, was:
"Make a very small invasion of Germany. Retreat all forces back within the French border in no more than 10 days."

Paragraph 2 was:
"Surrender."

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 01:52 PM (5rh/l)

284 The Whatever podcast often does the 'name three countries' to chix supposedly in college with distressing results. Turning them loose in the wild would be kinder than our schools.

I like the series of man on the streets interviews where people were asked to name a country in Africa. The best answers:

Wakanda
Wait Africa isn't a country?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

285 J D Vance should respond with "Name the time and place. Loser resigns."
Posted by: Sponge


Just post that photo of Vance giving the side-eye during the VP debate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 01:52 PM (ExV1e)

286 Ask a college age male who likes video games about WW2 and he'll prob know a good amount thanks to the Call of Duty franchise.

Posted by: brak at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (jGJov)

287 I hope everyone one these Dems, starting with Tampon Timmy, get struck by karmic justice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (KfXOG)

288 "Starting Sunday, all SNAP recipients ages 18 to 64 in Illinois must work, volunteer, or participate in qualifying education programs for at least 80 hours a month to continue receiving benefits."
+++

Doan like da sound of dat!

Posted by: LaQuisha at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (QxCXX)

289 'J D Vance should respond with "Name the time and place. Loser resigns."
Posted by: Sponge'

The loser is the first one with no shit left in his body.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (N8ZBc)

290 Haven't we done our share of flying some king of liquid on some kind of women?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (EyfuW)

291 The signing of the Molotov-Ribbentrop "Non-Aggression" Pact was a thunderclap event in European history. The "non-aggression" part was bitter comedy for the Poles, because the annihilation of the Polish state was the objective. Chamberlain and (most reluctantly) gave Poland solemn commitments to come to its aid if attacked. As soon as the signatures dried, Chamberlain and Halifax were looking for an out. France had the vapours.
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Why did the Poles believe the British would aid them via the Baltic? The Brits had around 350k army in Europe and another 350k army in India/Asia. There was no way the Brits would have committed their Navy in the Baltic.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (Hpgos)

292 Raphael Warnock has an M. Div as well as a PhD and served as a pastor for about 15 years before running for Congress. I don't like his politics. I loathe the fact that his church was accused of covering up sex abuse at a church run day camp. I think the church was also involved in slum housing. I don't know what his theology is but I expect it's quite progressive. Currently he seems more interested in politics than in issues of faith, but I have no idea what he was like as a pastor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (D+BhG)

293 Ask a college age male who likes video games about WW2 and he'll prob know a good amount thanks to the Call of Duty franchise.
Posted by: brak at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (jGJov)



Do they actually play the game or do they go straight to the online part?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:54 PM (tjClK)

294 I hope everyone one these Dems, starting with Tampon Timmy, get struck by karmic justice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (KfXOG)



Isn't Karmic Justice the name of Ford's New EV?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 01:54 PM (iJfKG)

295 Tampon Timmy vs Holhman

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 01:54 PM (KfXOG)

296 Mmm, the French attacked Germany and after a couple of days and allied telegrams drew back into France. The Brits really needed to get a war going fast cuz they knew they weren't ready for a big one. A quick one was their hope.

IIRC they expected Poland to hold out for months giving them time to call up the whole French Army - which had a much slower process to call up then the Germans had.

Interestingly early French probing attacks into Germany had the potential to force Germany to pull back troops from the attack on Poland but they ended them for some reason I can't remember.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

They had no real reason. They also didnt have the gumption for any firm attack into Germany that might have sparked problems. there's rumors that the Army was gonna depose Hitler in the revisionist writings but I don't trust self serving post war recollections without evidence.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 01:55 PM (8avO+)

297 A scruffy beard and flannel will always pull in the votes you need to win an election. This guy has two digit IQ.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 01:56 PM (oT7pT)

298 How did we move to WWII ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:56 PM (VE6XX)

299 Absent American aid the Soviets fall in 1943.
——-

Harry Truman, while Senator, remarked that he hoped the Nazis would start winning if it looked like the Soviets would prevail, and vice versa, although he said he did not want the Nazis to win under any circumstances.

A variation on the “can’t they just kill each other off?”. The problem was the metric crapload of communist sympathizers in the US government. Henry Wallace for just one example was VP for a time, a verified Soviet agent. The cretins in Des Moines even have a state office building named after him.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 01:56 PM (jlSKy)

300 Ask a college age male who likes video games about WW2 and he'll prob know a good amount thanks to the Call of Duty franchise.
Posted by: brak at January 28, 2026 01:53 PM (jGJov)


Do they actually play the game or do they go straight to the online part?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:54 PM (tjClK)

most skip the story

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 01:56 PM (8avO+)

301 Surprising and welcome, if true.
Posted by: gp

Step 2: 8,000 Quality Learing Centers open up in Illinois.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 28, 2026 01:56 PM (zWGac)

302 I still think it should say "Jump to top of comments" because that's what the link does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (tjClK)


The one above the comments used to say "Jump to bottom of page" - if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2026 01:56 PM (cmgab)

303 Huh. The FBI just raided the election HQ of Fulton County, GA. The raid is supposedly about the 2020 election which was totally above board with no cheating at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 01:57 PM (viF8m)

304 A simple question about the FBI raid in Georgia. Wouldn't you think that after over five years the evidence would have been destroyed? If not the Dems in Georgia are Somali level stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 01:58 PM (IDEQi)

305 This is in my to-read pile, and I need to move it to the top.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 01:42 PM (EXyHK)


I think Orwell is self serving and does not have enough background on Spain or the condition Spain was in economically after the collapse of the Colonial empire to have any real conclusion other than pain hurts and treason is bad.
I think he also had the same defects when he wrote about anything outside of his own little world within England, though.
His fiction was good, his reporting is good, but I think his analysis of what it meant was lacking.

This is my personal belief, not a measured literary criticism

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 01:58 PM (rbvCR)

306 304 A simple question about the FBI raid in Georgia. Wouldn't you think that after over five years the evidence would have been destroyed? If not the Dems in Georgia are Somali level stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 01:58 PM (IDEQi)

Yeah, I wondered that too....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 01:58 PM (VE6XX)

307 304 A simple question about the FBI raid in Georgia. Wouldn't you think that after over five years the evidence would have been destroyed? If not the Dems in Georgia are Somali level stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 01:58 PM (IDEQi)

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There are laws against destroying evidence as well. If the FBI is raiding...they're not going to settle with "Oh well. Boys will be boys."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

308 How did we move to WWII ?
Posted by: It's me donna

All this and World War, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 28, 2026 01:58 PM (L/fGl)

309 Rushed by an Expedition size EV, that could work.

Crunching of bones, screams of agony, and blood splurting everywhere.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 01:59 PM (KfXOG)

310 298 How did we move to WWII ?
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Literally Hitler compels us.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:59 PM (Hpgos)

311 303 Huh. The FBI just raided the election HQ of Fulton County, GA

Oh, good. We'll get an investigation. An inquiry. Some probing. Perhaps a strongly-worded letter.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 01:59 PM (gtcuf)

312 >>A simple question about the FBI raid in Georgia. Wouldn't you think that after over five years the evidence would have been destroyed? If not the Dems in Georgia are Somali level stupid

The machines are likely still there.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 01:59 PM (viF8m)

313 > At the University where I don't teach anymore except for when I need beer money, not a single student in my class last semester knew who Charles Lindbergh was. Not even a clue.

I honestly don't know why we make such a big deal of Lindbergh to the exclusion of others. I heard a lot about him in school. I don't remember hearing anything about Wiley Post or Sophie Blanchard or some other early pioneering pilots.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 01:59 PM (Yp6az)

314 298 How did we move to WWII ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Picture this, a railroad car in the Compiègne Forest, near the town of Compiègne, the 11th of November 1918, Field Marshal Foch and a group of generals from the French and German High Command are having tea and poring over the terms of the armistice, largely written by Foch....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)

315 Nurses.

Politicians.

Police.

https://tinyurl.com/33sa8uny

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:00 PM (BJnkV)

316 I suspect the Fulton raid is about 2024 not 2020

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

317 311 303 Huh. The FBI just raided the election HQ of Fulton County, GA

Oh, good. We'll get an investigation. An inquiry. Some probing. Perhaps a strongly-worded letter.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 01:59 PM (gtcuf)

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FBI raids happen well into investigations, with court approvals.

The investigation into GA's fuckuppery has been ongoing for several years in Georgia itself. The FBI being involved is probably not that new, but it is a major escalation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

318 Evian backwards is naive.

Posted by: In case you didn't know at January 28, 2026 01:51 PM (QxCXX)

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There's a sweet and very good young waitress in town that we've encountered at two different restaurants; I asked her her name, and she said "Nevaeh" (Ne-Vay-Ya) -- "Heaven" spelled backwards.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:01 PM (s0QU2)

319 Pam Bondi on X:

MINNESOTA ARRESTS — I am on the ground in Minneapolis today. Federal agents have arrested 16 Minnesota rioters for allegedly assaulting federal law enforcement — people who have been resisting and impeding our federal law enforcement agents.

We expect more arrests to come.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 02:01 PM (CNl8/)

320
France had a communists in government problem in 1939, at which point the future "resistance" supported Hitler because they supported Stalin. The armament complex was riddled with strikes and national unity didn't exist.

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 02:01 PM (Y8DZL)

321 The one above the comments used to say "Jump to bottom of page" - if I recall correctly.
Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2026 01:56 PM (cmgab)



And it actually takes you to the bottom of the page.

LULZ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (tjClK)

322 O'Keefe has a video out of him and his crew from inside the MN riots. His conclusion on the aspect of who is their. SEIU, two or three other [commie] union sponsors. But most. of . them. are True Believers; volunteers for the cause and they don't speak in euphemisms.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (8Ez/A)

323 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (dK+Kv)

324 Are we sure that this Alex Pretti rentboy had a legal carry permit for the gun? He seems deranged, and I'll bet there's a history of violence and nutty behavior in his past.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

325 "Ex-FIFA president Sepp Blatter joins those calling for boycott of World Cup in United States"

GAF meter still at 0 for what soccer fag Jizz Splatter thinks

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (a9JcR)

326 Literally Hitler compels us.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 01:59 PM (Hpgos)
===

I think the Imperial Japanese did something at Pearl Harbor, and on Dec. 8, the US declared war on Japan. A. Hitler decided to declare war on the US on Dec. 10, at which point, all of the team managers turned in their lineup cards.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

327 I have a niece who's an ER nurse and a niece in teacher's college.

Both are fine, young conservative women. They were raised right. But, I fear they'll both spend their entire professional lives hiding who they are and in danger of getting cancelled if anyone finds out.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (gtcuf)

328 From #315:

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
EXCLUSIVE: Meet Haili Hazel-Shimko, a police officer with the Erie Police Dept in Colorado.

Haili allegedly made a post online advocating for the m*rder of ICE agents, saying "they wear armor so headshots would work better."

The Erie Police told us they have now opened an internal investigation.

Anyone promoting the m*rder of federal agents should NOT be in charge of enforcing our laws.

HAILI MUST BE FIRED AND CHARGED.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (TN0g+)

329 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 02:02 PM (tjClK)

330 The first paragraph of the French Army's official 1939 strategic plan for war with Germany, was:
"Make a very small invasion of Germany. Retreat all forces back within the French border in no more than 10 days."

Paragraph 2 was:
"Surrender."
Posted by: Gref
___________

I think they get a bad rap. Poor generalship for sure, and their air force sucked. But if 1940 was repeated ten times, I bet the French/British win four or five.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (XvL8K)

331 As soon as the signatures dried, Chamberlain and Halifax were looking for an out. France had the vapours.
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)


And once the war was over they gave Poland in full to the USSR, after the stalwart work the Free Polish did for the UK in the war.

I actually worked with a guy who was born in, and raised in post war Poland. His mom was from there and moved back there in 1945 to take up a farm with her brothers.
They all refugeed out again after the USSR took over. He hated the Stalinists, which I found odd since he was a total Commie. Nice guy, but a commie.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (rbvCR)

332 Apparently, it was a boutique attack.

Report: Ilhan Omar was sprayed with apple cider vinegar (the internet had thoughts)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (L/fGl)

333 Tim Walz: "I would beat the s*!t out of him [JD Vance] now if I could."

Walz is such a pussy he can't even drop a now fashionable Democrat approved F-Bomb when play acting being Dirty Plaid Shirt. The only thing he has been able to beat for a few decades is his the Minnesota nice walleye between his legs.

Posted by: Antifa at January 28, 2026 02:04 PM (8ZVmQ)

334 "I would fondle Sydney Sweeny's breasts, if I could."

I AM going to fondle Sydney's breasts ... by which I mean I'm going to get her convicted for some crime for which the penalty for her is ... ME fondling her breasts.

Just have to work out the details ... not going to force myself on her, of course.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (vbXSk)

335 Reuters, Italy sets security plan for Milano Cortina 2026, says US ICE staff not on the ground

ROME, Jan 28 (Reuters) - Italy has detailed a sweeping security plan for the Winter Olympics, stressing that all operations will remain under its command after it emerged that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement staff would be assisting the U.S. delegation. (Which includes our Vice President and Secretary of State.)

...

'ICE OUT' RALLIES ARE LOOMING
The ministry's assurances have not quelled criticism.
The hard‑left USB union has called an "ICE OUT" rally in central Milan on February 6, coinciding with the Games opening ceremony, while opposition parties and left‑wing groups plan a protest this Saturday.
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This EU garbage can't stand.

In Paris, 2024, Israel's Olympic team had athletes receive threats.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (NFX2v)

336 Nurses.

Politicians.

Police.

https://tinyurl.com/33sa8uny

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:00 PM (BJnkV)

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Next thing we know, murderers will be calling for murder.

Especially since half the country now supports, defends, cheers, celebrates, enables, rewards, and protects murderers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (s0QU2)

337 330 The first paragraph of the French Army's official 1939 strategic plan for war with Germany, was:
"Make a very small invasion of Germany. Retreat all forces back within the French border in no more than 10 days."

Paragraph 2 was:
"Surrender."
Posted by: Gref
___________

I think they get a bad rap. Poor generalship for sure, and their air force sucked. But if 1940 was repeated ten times, I bet the French/British win four or five.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 02:03 PM (XvL8K)

A wargame I played ages ago had several scenarios. One was the Allies deploying as they did. Always a win for Germany. Free Allied deployment was tough for Germany.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (5rh/l)

338 A wargame I played ages ago had several scenarios. One was the Allies deploying as they did. Always a win for Germany. Free Allied deployment was tough for Germany.

Posted by: Gref
__________

So even with a more timely reaction at Sedan, the Germans still win every time? That doesn't seem right.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 02:10 PM (XvL8K)

339 I AM going to fondle Sydney's breasts ... by which I mean I'm going to get her convicted for some crime for which the penalty for her is ... ME fondling her breasts.

Just have to work out the details ... not going to force myself on her, of course.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 02:06 PM (vbXSk)

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Old Busted: Where The F*ck Is My Jet Pack?
New Hotness: Where The F*ck Is My Sydney Sweeney VR Sex Doll Robot?

[IIRC, they had those in "Minority Report"]

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 02:12 PM (s0QU2)

340 Beau Biden died after being shot with apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: The Hugest Manatee!! at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (oftw2)

341 A wargame I played ages ago had several scenarios. One was the Allies deploying as they did. Always a win for Germany. Free Allied deployment was tough for Germany.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 02:07 PM (5rh/l)
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Avalon Hill's "France: 1940" was pretty much that. The scenario sans the Maginot Line with the building funds going to the French Army and Air Force made it very hard for the German player to win.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

342 The "Spanish Civil War" was Germany "practicing" air power vs. urban areas. Practicing for france, england. We toured Barcellonas civil defenses tunnel. Dug by hand; housewives, old dudes-pretty impressive, pretty sophisticated. Basically german tactical practice, russia testing their weapons- our guide was a college goddess-

Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 02:23 PM (eyOo6)

343 Interestingly early French probing attacks into Germany had the potential to force Germany to pull back troops from the attack on Poland but they ended them for some reason I can't remember.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

I'm thinking it was because they were French.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 02:26 PM (g8Ew8)

344 I'd hate to be a young boy around Tim Walz or a cupcake around Stacey Abrams today.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 02:39 PM (ZcSFA)

345 But...but...Trump is the one that is violent! Nazi! Brown shirts!!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 02:43 PM (L6dcX)

346 Find adult content by exploring trusted adult platforms online.
Discover secure content sources for a private
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Posted by: FULL PORN MOVIES at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (v1RSS)

347 "I wouldn't touch a Bulwark podcast with YOUR dick, Ace."

Hey now ....

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 28, 2026 07:19 PM (pE12i)

348 Watched a video of the Buttworks coverage of the 2024 election results.
Tim Miller was talking about Xanax. Normal people don't respond to disappointment by talking about Xanax. JVL also has TDS at extreme levels.
It's fun to watch to remember what we have won and what we need to continue to win.

Posted by: Don Lemon Needs to be sent to Gaza at January 28, 2026 08:22 PM (rALtm)

Ilhan Omar "Attacked"...
with...
Water...

Some claim it was staged.

Including Trump.

Or, at least, he jokes that she "probably" sprayed herself, while also not caring if she did nor not.

Rachel Scott
@rachelvscott

Just spoke to Pres. Trump. I asked him if he had seen the video of Rep. Omar being attacked and sprayed by a substance.

"No. I don't think about her. I think she's a fraud. I really don't think about that. She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her," the president said.

I asked again if he had seen the video.

"I haven't seen it. No, no. I hope I don't have to bother."


I doubt it was staged. I think it's more of, what do you call it, a nothingburger.

Let me react as the left reacted to Trump being shot: It looks staged to me. I don't see any proof she was actually hit.

She doesn't rush to the hospital, because she recognizes the liquid as harmless. Probably just water.

So Trump faces two assassins and the left refuses to stop calling him an Existential Hitler Who Must be Removed by Any Means Necessary, and Ilhan Omar gets sprayed with -- apparently -- plain water which poses no threat whatsoever but we're all supposed to stop accusing her of the crimes she's plainly guilty of.

The Minneapolis police finally managed to arrest a protester:

If the below is true, he wasn't politically motivated. He was just angry at his ex-wife, a big Ilhan Omar supporter.


Ilhan Omar immediately began praising herself and Victim Farming.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Everything's fake and gay. Some guy said that in the comments section of some blog.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (aVO1v)

2 2nd?

Posted by: DBCooper at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (3oMnW)

3 This will get more hyperventilating press coverage than when Republican Congressmen were shot at.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (0MjtC)

4 "but we're all supposed to stop accusing her of the crimes she's plainly guilty of."

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 12:03 PM (afKoR)

5 So wait a minute, he was just protesting right?

How dare the fascist police arrest a protestor?!?

I've argued for a while that the government should be pulling the comms of lefty assassins and share it with the public. Here if they were I'd be very interested to see who he was talking with.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (sKqQm)

6 She doesn't rush to the hospital, because she recognizes the liquid as harmless. Probably just water. it takes more than a splash of liquid to stop a Bull Moose!

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (JCZqz)

7 We know it wasn’t soap, because she didn’t disappear.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (l3YAf)

8 Ace, more:

https://tinyurl.com/4ptajk52

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (BJnkV)

9 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:05 PM (0MjtC)

10 Nancy “Flat Cheeks” Mace is already throwing a hissy fit over this.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (l3YAf)

11 Good thing she's survived war, otherwise she never would have made it through those two seconds of whatever it was.

My first thought when I saw the video was silly string but I guess we would have heard if it was that by now.

Please pardon the convoluted grammar.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (79pEw)

12 More convincing, however, is her reaction to the assault. At no point does she seem genuinely concerned for her own well-being. She barely flinches when she’s sprayed, and instead of backing off, she approaches the attacker. And despite being sprayed with an unknown, pungent substance, she continued the town hall.

That's Matt Margolis at PJMedia. Her not even bothering to get the smelly substance washed off of her looks like she already knew what it was and was unconcerned.

Staged.

https://is.gd/ZXKQeS

Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (8mulE)

13 It’s as real as “Iron my shirt” from 20 years ago.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (UeZ95)

14 Don't try to horn in on my Living Martyr gig.

Posted by: Louis 'Calypso Louie' Farrakhan at January 28, 2026 12:07 PM (jc0TO)

15 5 So wait a minute, he was just protesting right?

How dare the fascist police arrest a protestor?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (sKqQm)

And it was a squirty yet mostly peaceful protest at that.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:07 PM (0MjtC)

16 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:05 PM (0MjtC)

This guy is a terrorist. It’s not like he attacked her with something harmless, like hitting her with his car.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:07 PM (l3YAf)

17 Looking at that video it looks staged to me. I guess we will really know when they get the fib involved in it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (0N4FZ)

18 Normal human reaction - if an unknown (or heck, even known) liquid gets plastered on your shirt from human, animal, or car, you are looking to change your shirt asap. Or at least remove it in full if you don't have a change.

Staged.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (tOcjL)

19 I didn't look like water. It was brown like vinegar.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (Eu5z7)

20 I'm open to the possibility that it wasn't staged. This guy does seem to have a history of poor personal decision making.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (Fs0KI)

21 It must have been traumatic for her. She paused for a whole moment before going back to her unbelievably atrocious up talking speech.

Her voice is a hate crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (viF8m)

22 He sprayed with a liquid substance instead of throwing a shoe at her.

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (Oy/m2)

23 9 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:05 PM (0MjtC)

That'll go well with a culture that likes to throw acid in people's faces. Seems inevitable.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (w/O5Q)

24 BTW, the open-borders Cato Institute just came out with a "study" saying that "immigrants" get less "welfare" than native-born Americans.

Not only do they not distinguish between illegal aliens and legal immigrants, but they count Medicare and Social Security as "welfare".

I wonder who's funding them these days...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (n1OCj)

25 I've seen more convincing After School Specials.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (98kQX)

26 So was this a Bu kaki Attack?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (Hpgos)

27 The sentence he's given can tell the tale.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (EXZem)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (tjClK)

29 Everything's fake and gay. Some guy said that in the comments section of some blog.

And it's working perfectly. The news remains hyper-focused on Somalia, Omar, Walz, and Antifa for us while there seems to be no actual damage being caused.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (kG5OE)

30 Earlier it was reported the 'attacker' used vinegar.


DOUCHE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (tjClK)

31 Omar was sprayed with a substance unknown to her, deodorant.

Posted by: jrgdds at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (daHEP)

32 30 Earlier it was reported the 'attacker' used vinegar.


DOUCHE!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (tjClK)

So, she can claim "acid" attack...yeah, double staged.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (tOcjL)

33 Normal human reaction - if an unknown (or heck, even known) liquid gets plastered on your shirt from human, animal, or car, you are looking to change your shirt asap. Or at least remove it in full if you don't have a change.

Staged.
Posted by: Nova Local

To be fair, normal human reaction may not apply if you are banging your sibling.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (zWGac)

34 This twat "survived war" because of the kindness and generosity of the United States of America, which she has now taken to shitting on at every opportunity.

Fuck all the way off, bitch.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (5aZAZ)

35 >> BTW, the open-borders Cato Institute just came out with a "study" saying that "immigrants" get less "welfare" than native-born Americans.

Immigrants shouldn’t get a dime of welfare. They should be net payers into the system, in exchange for the extraordinary privilege of being allowed to come here.

That’s assuming they should be allowed to come here at all, which I don’t think they should.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (l3YAf)

36 Does Omar have a bunker? Cuz I think she might need a bunker.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (Hpgos)

37 SOOO many questions.

What kind of security does she have as a sitting congressperson?

How was this nobody no one allowed to sit front f*cking row, less than 10 feet from a sitting congressperson?

I guess they're not doing any type of security sweep of unknown no ones that want to attend a presser of a sitting congressperson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:12 PM (tjClK)

38 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
I hope she melted

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 12:12 PM (S3RTS)

39 Does Omar have a bunker? Cuz I think she might need a bunker.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (Hpgos)




Yes. And we do have bunker busters at the ready.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:12 PM (tjClK)

40 Thank goodness she didn't have someone to rape her in the Capitol like AOC.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (oT7pT)

41 And it's working perfectly. The news remains hyper-focused on Somalia, Omar, Walz, and Antifa for us while there seems to be no actual damage being caused.

Other than the fact that she's a through-and-through attention whore, how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story while the whole MSM is in full knicker-twist mode over ICE?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (Fs0KI)

42 She actually went at him with her fist raised. She will literally fight for Minneapolis. She's such a badass!

People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America. She’s seen shit we won’t ever imagine. She’s always been a fighter

Modern day "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a bull moose"

Whatever he sprayed at her, he almost totally missed. People on the video were saying it smelled terrible.

You can tell she’s been taking self defense training. We should all follow her example. I hate that people hate on her so much. She's braver than any MAGA asshats

The sad thing is when the Hortmans were assassinated and the Hoffmans were shot, GOP and alt-right members justified it. So this is nothing to them.

Dude looks exactly how I think all conservatives look. Disheveled, drunk, and fucking stupid.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (JCZqz)

43 It was wine from her winery.

Just joking, her winery doesn’t make wine, despite being valued at $30 million.

Why does a Muslim own a winery, anyway? I thought alcohol was haram?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (l3YAf)

44 BREAKING: Omar 'attacker' shouted "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!!" just before the incident.

Story at 11.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (tjClK)

45 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.

Even if it's really cold outside and the liquid has turned to ice. Just ask James O'Keefe.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

46 SomaliFake. I have spoken.


WTF is up with that plastic surgery crash test dummie's eyebrows?

She always looks like a perpetually angry Brooke Shields that just got goosed.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (J4epV)

47 Should have sprayed her with Holy Water and watched the bitch sizzle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

48 I wonder who's funding them these days...
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Charles Koch for one. Other one is dead.
"In October 2011, Charles Koch and his brother, business partner, and fellow libertarian political activist David Koch, filed a lawsuit to gain control of Cato Institute shares owned by former Institute chair William Niskanen after his passing, sparking renewed tension between Crane and Koch after an earlier split regarding the philosophy of the Cato Institute. The controversy led to a split within the Institute, with then-president Crane accusing Charles Koch of trying to “transform Cato from an independent, nonpartisan research organization into a political entity that might better support his partisan agenda.” In June of 2012, Charles and David Koch agreed to end their lawsuit over the shares in exchange for Crane retiring from his position as president and CEO of the Cato Institute. "

And
"It has also received significant funding from left-leaning organizations such as:

Google
Facebook
Walton Family Foundation
George Soros’s Foundation to Promote Open Society ($150,000 in 2020)
New Venture Fund ($11,500 in 2016)

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)

49 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

50 I don’t know if it was staged or not, but I wouldn’t put something like that beyond Omar. However, the guy looked totally drunk or stoned (guess he didn’t want to waste booze on her, which would have been too delicious), and he has a beef. We’ll probably never know.

Posted by: RebeccaH at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (VFung)

51 Fuck this bisch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (L83Bc)

52 34 This twat "survived war" because of the kindness and generosity of the United States of America, which she has now taken to shitting on at every opportunity.

Fuck all the way off, bitch.
-------------
Mmm, she is from Adide's tribe - the same ones that killed Army Soldiers in Black Hawk Down.

Happy news - In December 1993, the U.S. Army flew Aidid to Addis Ababa to engage in peace talks. During a battle in Mogadishu between his militia and the forces of his former ally Osman Ali Atto, Aidid was fatally wounded by a sniper and later died on 2 August 1996.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Hpgos)

53 Andrew's personal record includes employment with the Jimmy Sturr Polka band (lead accordion) and managing his own "Taste of Warsaw" sausage packing plant, specializing in kielbasa and kiskca.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (gm9Sb)

54 Not staged, just her first shower in a month I bet

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (S3RTS)

55 What's with the little syringe? Bring a Super-Soaker, pansy!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (kG5OE)

56 The sad thing is when the Hortmans were assassinated and the Hoffmans were shot, GOP and alt-right members justified it. So this is nothing to them.

These people are stupid.

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (Oy/m2)

57 >> Thank goodness she didn't have someone to rape her in the Capitol like AOC.

On January 6, they hooked me up to a diesel-powered automatic milking machine on the Capitol lawn..

Posted by: AOC at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (l3YAf)

58
People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism massive fraud in America. She’s seen shit we won’t ever imagine. She’s always been a fighter brother f*cker.



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (tjClK)

59 Jussie Smollett gave her performance 4 stars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (jtM2q)

60 42
People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America. She’s seen shit we won’t ever imagine. She’s always been a fighter

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (JCZqz)

=====


Someone tell them which side of the civil war her father was on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

61 Ilhan Omar looks like a partially-unwrapped shit-flavored Blow Pop.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (J4epV)

62 The Sausage King of Warsaw?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (jc0TO)

63 What if he had thrown his shoe at her?

Would that have been celebrated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

64 Some guy did something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (ljGJy)

65 Dumb Pollack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (em0Ih)

66 That picture of the ex looks like someone I would trust as far as I could throw her. Since I have bad knees, a bad elbow and could use tommy john surgery, zero trust.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (7b9Rm)

67 What if he had thrown his shoe at her?

Would that have been celebrated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM


That's Arab, not Skinnies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (jc0TO)

68 dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.
——

Good point! The new rules - we use their rules.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (Oj76K)

69 I like the guy that looks like he gets winded on a flight of stairs flashing the "westside" gangsta hand sign.

LOL

I think it's real 'cause he didn't yell "This is MAGA country!!" and throw a rope at her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (vn9Tf)

70 If that was an "attack" then words have no meaning.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (9mw3J)

71 The guy looks a bit like Bill Ponderosa from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (ESVrU)

72 The douches are closing in.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (jc0TO)

73 Someone tell them which side of the civil war her father was on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

They'd be happy, because they always admire tyrants.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (lFFaq)

74 She stops, stares at the guy, then starts flapping one of her arms back and forth, and then he hits her.

Afterwards, she's not concerned in the slightest that she got unknown liquid on her boobs. Absolutely staged.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (2ocoG)

75 He apparently yelled "take a shower" or "allah akbar". Something like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (n5tGW)

76 Other than the fact that she's a through-and-through attention whore, how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story while the whole MSM is in full knicker-twist mode over ICE?
Posted by: Oddbob
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She is more concerned with staying out of prison herself for the amazing 30 million buck increase in a couple of years in personal wealth. This is an attempt to affect future juries more than anything political as such.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (E4rtv)

77 65.

He's probably an enforcer in the local Polish Mafia. They go around to all the local businesses and give them 10%.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (J4epV)

78 By the way, according to left wing "logic" this is Omar trying to distract from the fraud investigation that is open on her.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (9mw3J)

79 Sprayed her torso? Maybe he thought she was a contestant in a wet T-shirt contest?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)

80 She is more concerned with staying out of prison herself for the amazing 30 million buck increase in a couple of years in personal wealth. This is an attempt to affect future juries more than anything political as such.

Yeah, yesterday the big topic was that her husband's wine business made $15 million without any products to sell.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:20 PM (2ocoG)

81 how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:20 PM (kG5OE)

82 Now watch the shitbirds of Con Inc condemn this act of "terrorism" and demand the right turn down the temperature.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

83 If it's a leftist, the attack might be real, and if the attack was real it was a leftist. Anything else is fakery.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (QQN0v)

84 how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:20 PM (kG5OE)



Welcome to my world, where the square fits the round.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (tjClK)

85 50 I don’t know if it was staged or not, but I wouldn’t put something like that beyond Omar. However, the guy looked totally drunk or stoned (guess he didn’t want to waste booze on her, which would have been too delicious), and he has a beef. We’ll probably never know.
Posted by: RebeccaH
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Depends on whether there is a trial but it looks suspicious enough to discount any stupid MAGA attack angle.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)

86 I like Trump's answer about not caring because I certainly dont care.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QQN0v)

87 "Alright, you guys go out and find some dumb Polack white guy that wants to make $500. Make him bust a move and get the congresswoman. If you have to go to the Mission or Salvation Army, that's OK, just get the drunk here".

Omar's crew

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (gm9Sb)

88
Directly after being sprayed with water:

"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (IifOV)

89 BTW, new name I see being used for Antifa: "Vanilla ISIS". They certainly do stop, collaborate (with George Soros), and listen.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (2ocoG)

90 24 BTW, the open-borders Cato Institute just came out with a "study" saying that "immigrants" get less "welfare" than native-born Americans.

Not only do they not distinguish between illegal aliens and legal immigrants, but they count Medicare and Social Security as "welfare".

I wonder who's funding them these days...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (n1OCj)

I also wonder if, in calculating the value of SS and Medicare given, they adjust for the amount the recipient and recipients employer paid in over recipients work life....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QGaXH)

91 FBI should ask Omar to file a report, if she refuses that would be telling.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (V6W16)

92 “People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America“

Her clan are undoubtedly the perpetrators of the shitshow, numbnuts. “Refugees” my ass.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Oj76K)

93 Candace Owens knows who is responsible.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QQN0v)

94 Someone tell them which side of the civil war her father was on.
----

The losing side, which is why the family/clan fled.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (7b9Rm)

95 Anthony Kazmierczak was arrested last night for attacking Ilhan Omar.
He was once married to a Patrice Kazmierczak. They divorced a few years ago. His ex-wife Patrice is a political activist & a big supporter of Ilhan Omar & AOC.



So, it took him YEARS to craft an attack in retribution against his ex-wife?

I'm really seriously calling bullshit on this one........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (tjClK)

96 Remember:
The "war" she escaped was the one where her uncle was running extermination squads against the rival clan.

She's a modern-day "Adolf Eichmann" claiming she is a war refugee.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (vn9Tf)

97
Happy news - In December 1993, the U.S. Army flew Aidid to Addis Ababa to engage in peace talks. During a battle in Mogadishu between his militia and the forces of his former ally Osman Ali Atto, Aidid was fatally wounded by a sniper and later died on 2 August 1996.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Hpgos)




The old Delta Force: Black Hawk Down video game had a final mission where you track down Aidid and shoot him in the face. If I remember the mission correctly, you end up chasing him through back alleys until he gets cornered behind a trash can.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (y9nCu)

98 It wasn't water. It was Juice.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

99 93 Candace Owens knows who is responsible.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QQN0v)
------
I think I might have an idea too.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (5aZAZ)

100 Ilhan Omar "Attacked"...
with...
Water...

To be fair, it didn't do a certain other wicked witch any good.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QGaXH)

101 >>how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?
Posted by: t-bird


Histrionic Personality Disorder. Pray you never have to deal with one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (mlg/3)

102 Of course this shit was staged. Its how the left operates.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (snZF9)

103 BTW, new name I see being used for Antifa: "Vanilla ISIS".

Oh, that is brutally good!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (kG5OE)

104 It looked like her immediate comment when she addressed the room again was scripted.

She said that "we are Minnesota strong and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us."

Meanwhile, she's looking down at her notes as though reading from a script.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (ESVrU)

105 Dude looks exactly how I think all conservatives look. Disheveled, drunk, and fucking stupid.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (JCZqz)

Hey.

*takes a drink*

*scratches*

*looks off into the distance stupidly*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

106
It was a massengil liquid for the douche.

Posted by: Not so fresh feeling at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)

107 She's an attention whore.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (DY7Xb)

108 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.

Posted by: YYZ at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)

109 Tell the fraudsters who funneled $30M to her that the public would like that money back and they're on the hook for it.

They'll roll over on her so fast it'll make your head swim.

Have her cough up the money AND deport her ass.

Anything less is unsatisfactory.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (jtM2q)

110 Fake. A 90lbs woman went after a 220lbs man. Staged.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:26 PM (oT7pT)

111 108 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.
Posted by: YYZ at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)
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The other side is evil but God has blessed us with them also being fucking retarded.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:26 PM (5aZAZ)

112 This was staged. She reacted exactly as someone would react if they knew they were at no risk whatsoever. Staged.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

113 By any measure, this is the most corrupt administration in American history.
-Chris Van Hollen (Retard-MD)

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (MGB5H)

114 This just gives the media the excuse to stick a mic in the face of every Republican and get them to denounce Trump, DHS, and Right Wing Violence.

It's an Op, but then again, everything is an Op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (XV/Pl)

115 >how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?
---
You'll never out-stupid stupid or decipher their logic or reasoning.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (vn9Tf)

116 92 “People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America“

Her clan are undoubtedly the perpetrators of the shitshow, numbnuts. “Refugees” my ass.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Oj76K)

The left will get far more worked up about this than about a woman who escaped war in Ukraine only to encounter being stabbed to death on a train by a homeless guy.

This is all theater. But the AWFLs just eat it up.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (0MjtC)

117 Imagine trying to hold these two things in your mind:

It's ok to spit on, run over, drag, hit, spray liquids, shout at, blow whistles and bullhorns, dox, intimidate family members, refuse service, publicly shame, verbally abuse, and poison ICE but fake spraying Jihadi Somali is punishable by death.

Posted by: MJ at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (XOmY9)

118
Omar looks like a background singer for a Jamaican Rasta band.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (IifOV)

119 When does Rashida Tlaib stage an attack on herself and claim Islamophobia?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (afKoR)

120 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.

Never mind one that got rich literally overnight and refuses to talk about how.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

121 with...
Water...


*********

Tom Swifties:

"That's not water!" he ejaculated.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (qgHp7)

122 111 108 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.
Posted by: YYZ at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)
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The other side is evil but God has blessed us with them also being fucking retarded.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:26 PM (5aZAZ)

=====

Regular reminder, Omar is elected by AWFLs. Her district is 60% white.

White progressive women lurv her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

123 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (XvL8K)

124 Weird. Usually it's her brother spraying her with liquid.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (Y1sOo)

125 It was a massengil liquid for the douche.
Posted by: Not so fresh feeling at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)



Heh. He yelled "STANKY PUSSY" as he squeezed the applicator.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (tjClK)

126 I don't like her

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (LOZbR)

127 Afternoon Ace.
At first this guy just seemed to be a random drugged up loon. The more that comes out, it just looks like another Somali

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (IDEQi)

128 He should have used pee.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (AlhUl)

129 The suspect:

https://share.google/images/FF15bajfhxBpIAGhN

Posted by: qixlqatl at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (TmvdC)

130 I'm actually shocked that the left hasn't blamed Jews for this yet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (vn9Tf)

131 Cont , Somali fraud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (IDEQi)

132 Who cares?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (em0Ih)

133
The guy who squirted her said "This is Maga Country!"

Illhan Jussie Smollett Omar

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (IifOV)

134 I don't know actually, and like Trump don't really care.

Yep, he looked drunk.
Nope, she didn't even look down at her shirt which would be the normal human reaction.
Yep, how convenient when she is getting investigated.
Nope, not a frozen water bottle that the leftists usually throw.
Maybe, they are getting some of their own medicine now.
Overall, I lean staged.

But its just water, not some martyrdom of bravery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (n5tGW)

135 Omar looks like a background singer for a Jamaican Rasta band.

That's unfair to Jamaican women, who are much better looking. Certainly no light bulb heads.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

136 You can't send her to jail for fraud, someone sprayed water on her. She's a victim!

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (GcFKP)

137 He should have used pee.
Posted by: Eeyore at January

She's probably into that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (MGB5H)

138 125 It was a massengil liquid for the douche.
Posted by: Not so fresh feeling at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)


Heh. He yelled "STANKY PUSSY" as he squeezed the applicator.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (tjClK)

NOT SO FRESH, MOM!
-80S/90S COMMERCIAL

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)

139 The water clearly hit the teleprompter.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (QQN0v)

140 98 It wasn't water. It was Juice.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

"See! I told you! The Juice are behind everything!"

-Cucker Qatarlson

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (uEmCf)

141 Imagine if he threw a shoe

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

142 140 98 It wasn't water. It was Juice.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

"See! I told you! The Juice are behind everything!"

-Cucker Qatarlson
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (uEmCf)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

143 It wasn't water. It was Juice.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)



I thought O. J. Simpson was dead?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (tjClK)

144 The other side is evil but God has blessed us with them also being fucking retarded.
Posted by: ballistic
======
It is a pattern with the Lord. The proud are humbled, the corrupt are revealed, those that are evil suffer from being made blind to how they look to others.

Eventually you get to the part where dogs are licking up your blood in the street or other such fates such as intestinal infections so bad that your body ruptures. In an interesting historical note, the Pharaoh most likely to have reigned during the Exodus has nasty poxes all over his corpse and his first born was dead as a teenager in the same tomb complex.

Fear the Lord and his judgment is the beginning of wisdom for he always wins in the end.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)

145 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)

146 What does an illiterate do with a teleprompter?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (em0Ih)

147 Wasn't the Left throwing pies at Ann Coulter a few years ago when she would make speeches? Did they do this to others? They thought it was quite funny. So this should also be funny, no?

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (l5xX+)

148 I also like the part where she raises her fist as she takes the exact choreographed 3 steps toward him before the security "holds her back."

Uh-huh.

Ma'am, you couldn't dent styrofoam, you're not going to punch out any man, even this soy dick-sucking faggot.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (vn9Tf)

149 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)



Getting the appropriate sample is likely quite difficult.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (tjClK)

150 143 It wasn't water. It was Juice.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

I thought O. J. Simpson was dead?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (tjClK)

Objection!

If it were OJ, neither she or the poor dumb bastard who was getting a blowjob from her would have survived.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

151 Ashli Babbitt murdered, Trump shot, UnitedHealth CEO murdered, Charlie Kirk murdered. The Left: "Hooray! Tee hee hee hee!!!"

Some white guy sprays a little water on Ilhan Omar. The Left: "OMG!!! This is the worst thing EVER! What is this country coming to?!?!?!!? These evil republicans will stop at nothing!!!!"

Posted by: National Divorce NOW at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (qUkBO)

152 If you were going to make the effort to attack this petite woman, would you squirt pee-pee on her? No, you'd tackle her and grind her into the fucking ground. It's stupid.

Next I'll hear is that he was a MAGA guy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (oT7pT)

153 It's time for common sense water control.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (QQN0v)

154 I wish it was real

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

155 149 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)


Getting the appropriate sample is likely quite difficult.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (tjClK)

This is a job for the Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

156 The guy who squirted her said "This is Maga Country!"
-----

Just once in my life I'd like to yell that.

Either that, or "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

157 Zero reaction at all, no basic sense of self-preservation. If an unknown person sprays you with an unknown liquid, you should probably have some kind of reaction like jumping back, examining yourself, etc.

One of two things is true:
1) The "attack" was completely staged and she had foreknowledge that she was never at any risk
or
2) She's too stupid to attempt to save herself when attacked by an unknown person.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (5aZAZ)

158 Should have sprayed her with Holy Water and watched the bitch sizzle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

------------

Beat me to it.

"The Exorcist 7: Phantom Menace."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (oEB/2)

159 @149 Sponge, Minnesota is relatively rural. I'm sure there is a Pig Semen R Us™

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (IDEQi)

160 Omar is going to show up at the next presser with her head wrapped in bandages, a neck brace, crutches and in a wheelchair, LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (vn9Tf)

161 I guess this guy didn't read where the leftist attackers use milk shakes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (tjClK)

162 You know what else has water?

ICE

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (QQN0v)

163 Wet t-shirt contest fail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

164 A new Watergate finally!

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

165 Next I'll hear is that he was a MAGA guy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
======
And somehow a Subway sandwich was involved.

Posted by: Jesse Smolett at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (E4rtv)

166 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.

Ditto with Tim Walz, Kamala Harris, and Joe Biden. Nor would I have Zoltran Mandari voicing our deepest Marxist desires for NYC. Or have every shooter be a trans.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (kG5OE)

167 Just a reminder that Democrats like to spray urine and feces on law enforcement.

Posted by: And Now You Know at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (qUkBO)

168
This is a job for the Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)



Will semen from ManBearPig suffice?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

169 if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Bud lite?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Kt19C)

170 Whoa. That “family” is some scary shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Oj76K)

171 Just water, not cement mixed into a milkshake?

Fucking spare me.

Posted by: mea culpa at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ZGa6T)

172 She is more concerned with staying out of prison herself for the amazing 30 million buck increase in a couple of years in personal wealth.

Hmmm, OK. I thought that was at the "starting to think about looking into beginning a preliminary investigation" stage. Maybe it's further along than that.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Fs0KI)

173 >>>Victim Farming

Is that an Ace original?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (dK+Kv)

174 Alternate Headline: Oh, Brother! Ilhan Omar "Attacked"

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (QQN0v)

175 Wet t-shirt contest fail.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)



Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

176 Regular reminder, Omar is elected by AWFLs. Her district is 60% white.

Probably, but also you can't trust any vote totals in MN, especially her district.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (n5tGW)

177 147 Wasn't the Left throwing pies at Ann Coulter a few years ago when she would make speeches? Did they do this to others? They thought it was quite funny. So this should also be funny, no?

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (l5xX+)

Pies, milkshakes, shoes and bottles of urine are all just harmless fun.
But squirting liquids are Serious Stuff. Apparently.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (0MjtC)

178 This is so staged, it's laughable. It's SOP for the left, and for this sh*tstain in particular knowing that her $millions are now being questioned.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBdHI)

179 Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

You seen one National Geographic, you want to see them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (dK+Kv)

180 >> Rachel Scott
@rachelvscott
Just spoke to Pres. Trump. I asked him if he had seen the video of Rep. Omar being attacked and sprayed by a substance.

Think about it.

She asked a man who was shot in an attempted assassination how he felt about about a person under investigation for financial impropriety getting sprayed with water.

That’s more concern than he got.

You can’t hate the media enough.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (z0cWr)

181 166 Ditto with Tim Walz, Kamala Harris, and Joe Biden. Nor would I have Zoltran Mandari voicing our deepest Marxist desires for NYC. Or have every shooter be a trans.
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (kG5OE)

Well, all of them except Ryan Routh.

He was just an old Ukraine-tard.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (uEmCf)

182 Omar is going to show up at the next presser with her head wrapped in bandages, a neck brace, crutches and in a wheelchair, LOL
-----

That deception will then unravel when Mr. Brady launches his briefcase behind her to startle her.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

183 > She doesn't rush to the hospital, because she recognizes the liquid as harmless. Probably just water.

This is the best indication it's staged. Why would she and her people assume it's harmless? A lunatic sprays me with an unknown substance and I'm going to the hospital. For all I know its got anthrax or ricin or something in it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (Yp6az)

184 One of two things is true:
1) The "attack" was completely staged and she had foreknowledge that she was never at any risk
or
2) She's too stupid to attempt to save herself when attacked by an unknown person.
----

Likely both. #1 because #2.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (7b9Rm)

185 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)
Getting the appropriate sample is likely quite difficult.


Hmm, I might be able to figure that out...

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (kG5OE)

186 In more important news

One of NASA's WB-57 aircraft was forced to make a belly landing at what was Ellington AFB yesterday. Two man crew is unharmed.

NASA has three of these heavily modified aircraft and AFAIK these are the last of any Canberra variants still flying.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (KfXOG)

187 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (XvL8K)
****
Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar is my guess.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

188 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

Fucking LOL.

Dude. You're a fucking retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

189 Heck he didn't even throw a sandwich.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

190 This is so staged, it's laughable. It's SOP for the left, and for this sh*tstain in particular knowing that her $millions are now being questioned.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBdHI)



Yes. Because any rando nobody from nowhere can just roll into a congressperson's press conference and sit front f*cking row.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (tjClK)

191 A little wine will get that water stain out in a jiffy.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (lwaVS)

192 if he had sprayed her with pig semen
------

And risk a pregnancy?

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (QQN0v)

193 Hmmm, OK. I thought that was at the "starting to think about looking into beginning a preliminary investigation" stage. Maybe it's further along than that.
Posted by: Oddbob
=======
Investigation started under Biden in 2024. My guess is it will be presented to the grand jury this year for subpoenas, etc. Concurrent move in US House for Ethics Cmte probe.

Her and hubbie got greedy.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

194 You can't send her to jail for fraud, someone sprayed water on her. She's a victim!

They are already arguing that the independent journalist who uncovered all the fraud in Minnesota is guilty of murder, since his revelations are directly responsible for the two people killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

Don't expect logic from these people, but they don't need logic - they are making appeals to emotion.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (n1OCj)

195 186 They are the ugliest Canberras....

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

196 Not sure what the call that in Somalia, but in America we call it a shower.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (z0cWr)

197 Here's something for Ace. I read an old Brit usage, new to me. A "line shooter". It's in Michael Gilbert's Smallbone Deceased. It means someone who doesn't actually know much about a subject, but mugs up enough to fake it.

In the story, the guy accidentally tries it out on an expert tax lawyer, then a high-ranking woman golfer. Sounds like most of our journolists, and "influencers".

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (AlhUl)

198 "the guy looked totally drunk or stoned"

yeah, unless that was part of the staged event, the guy could barely walk. He mostly subdued himself.

But Ilhan was so calm, probably had the "I've survived war" line scripted for her.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)

199 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

Fucking LOL.

Dude. You're a fucking retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)



Oh please bring it........please. I guarantee you we're much better shots than you are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (tjClK)

200 > Somaliudders

Good one.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (Yp6az)

201 Remember when you hear the outrage from the Left about this water attack that they laughed and threw a party when Charlie Kirk Was MURDERED

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (QQN0v)

202 178 This is so staged, it's laughable. It's SOP for the left, and for this sh*tstain in particular knowing that her $millions are now being questioned.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBdHI)

Exactly. This is the playbook.

Massive fraud exposed ===> Protests intensify at the point of where the fraud is discovered. The more that is found and how it is connected directly to the left, the more the protests escalate and intensify. AND how the media full court press goes.

They are going all in here. This is Gettysburg. We have to break them here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)

203 They may try and claim he's MAGA, but they forgot to scrub his social media profiles first.

https://tinyurl.com/2jahk6m2

Second post in that X thread is a photo of the dude with Omar. Might mean nothing, might mean something.

Posted by: Ann at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (w9jrX)

204 The Wheeling Intelligencer carried some wonderful syndicated columns one of which was written by Victor Reisel. Reisel was blind. He wrote about organized crime quite often and a mob goon threw acid in his face.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (GPa4z)

205 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.
------

Amber was the color of her energy...

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

206 Remember when you hear the outrage from the Left about this water attack that they laughed and threw a party when Charlie Kirk Was MURDERED
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (QQN0v)



Speaking of.......Candace Owens is now releasing hidden mic audio of Ericka Kirk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (tjClK)

207 You people are all saying this was fake, but do we have any examples of a Somali committing fraud like that?

Posted by: MSNBC watcher at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (0e5Te)

208 Imagine if he threw a shoe
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


Seriously, who throws a shoe?

Posted by: Austin 'Danger' Powers at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (mlg/3)

209 Politics takes too long. So i think we should u u 21967hike.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (EyfuW)

210
Good one.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (Yp6az)



I try.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (tjClK)

211 It's time for common sense water control.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (QQN0v)

---------------

Isn't it time for red fag laws?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (oEB/2)

212 Investigation started under Biden in 2024. My guess is it will be presented to the grand jury this year for subpoenas, etc. Concurrent move in US House for Ethics Cmte probe.

Her and hubbie got greedy.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

Or, Biden leveraged the investigation to get a piece of the action.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

213 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

214 You can’t hate the media enough.
Posted by: Marcus T

I have no energy to hate people even media types. I hate what they do but recognize that their influence nowadays is in the toilet along with their credibility. The Lord allows people to reveal their inner selves at times and this is one of them.

Trump ripping off masks of the right and left is one of the indications and the ridiculousness of their feeble attempts to hide what they have done. This is reminiscent of Cain trying to refute his murder of Abel to his parents.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

215 Karen: "you simply MUST try this new cab, Caryn... it's called 'Five Brides,' and it's from a Somali, woman-owned vintner...."

Caryn: "This tastes like it came out of a crankcase."

Karen: "...and that vintner is Ilhan Omar."

Caryn: "it does take just a minute to develop on the palate. It's quite good, actually. It has a robust, foetid earthiness, with overtones of sand, and... blood, I think. I will have Paolo drive Ken's QX60 down to Trader Joe's and tow back a trailer load of it."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

216 205 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.
------

Amber was the color of her energy...
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

Hey, we might have our differences, but whomever contributed that urine needs to drink more water.

Kidney stones are no joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

217 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.
-----

You're talking about the elected officials, right?

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (TN0g+)

218 I'm surprised she didn't raise her fist in the air afterward and yell FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (QQN0v)

219 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

--

Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump show it's already open season on conservatives. And it has been for a long time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (qBdHI)

220 To all the idiot weenies swooning and crying and demanding I Show Outrage...

You really don't want to do that.

You really don't want to know how disappointed I am that it was probably staged, and was probably just water.

You really don't want to know my opinions on the general statistics on exactly who it is that actually does habitually throw acid into the faces of rugfucker women who get a little too uppity for their stations in rugfucker circles, either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (06Hmj)

221 For 70 year old airplanes, they look better than Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (KfXOG)

222 Yes. Because any rando nobody from nowhere can just roll into a congressperson's press conference and sit front f*cking row.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (tjClK)
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I mean honestly? Yeah they can. Unless you're in leadership or have specific credible threats against you (as a member of Congress), you won't have a security detail. You can pay some big dude to be your bouncer, which it appears BroFo has done, but there's no kind of security sweeps, metal detectors, or screening of people at these random events. Anyone can show up and sit wherever they like.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (5aZAZ)

223 I'm offended that a man felt he needed to step in and protect Omar. What a shocking display of toxic masculinity.
There were plenty of women there who could have stepped in and roundhouse-kicked the attacker if given the chance.

That guy is in serious need of a struggle session with HR.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (0MjtC)

224 Its a pity no Hate Shake was used.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (Hpgos)

225 I could pick her up with one hand and then toss her into the back of a pickup truck like a bale of hay. And seven more like her. Fake.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (oT7pT)

226 213 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

=====

The smart ones saw the burning over George Floyd in 2020 and got out.

The left talks about mass deportations leading to brain drain.

What did MN do when it just let the rioters run wild for months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

227 Or, Biden leveraged the investigation to get a piece of the action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Impossible to know due to observational equivalence but nevertheless, my guess is that the investigation is pretty far along by now.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

228 200.

The only tits National Geographic wouldn't film.

Rumor has it, David Attenborough walked off the set and spent two weeks in his trailer retching.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (NdR4L)

229 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color.

The thought sickens even me!

Posted by: Amber Heard at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (kG5OE)

230 Wet t-shirt contest fail.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

-------------

Does National Geographic have centerfolds?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (oEB/2)

231 110 Fake. A 90lbs woman went after a 220lbs man. Staged.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Let's not be too hasty here. We've all seen videos of Karens who have never faced consequences before do the same. I bet Omar wouldn't raise her hand to a SOMALI man, but some white bum looking dude, while she's surrounded by security? She'd feel untouchable.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

232 A street-wise woman from Somalia subjected to a similar attack would have gone after that fat slob with a knife.

Fake.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (rj6Yv)

233 183
This is the best indication it's staged. Why would she and her people assume it's harmless? A lunatic sprays me with an unknown substance and I'm going to the hospital. For all I know its got anthrax or ricin or something in it.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (Yp6az)

Exactly! Maybe it's my lab background but the first priorities would be to get that spray bottle into a lab and find out what's in it and also get everyone in the room into some sort of quarantine under medical supervision -how do you know they're not infected with some deadly infectious virus? Half of Minnesota could be dead by the weekend, half the country in a week......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

234 That whole incident looked staged to me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (abIsI)

235 Does National Geographic have centerfolds?
Posted by: ShainS
=======
Murdochs own that brand now. And have ruined it like their other publications.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

236 LOL she *did* raise her fist??? Gotta love the Left.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (QQN0v)

237 Did she talk about rice and bananas afterwards?

Rice and Bananas!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (n5tGW)

238 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...

Posted by: Peter North at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (affD0)

239 I mean honestly? Yeah they can. Unless you're in leadership or have specific credible threats against you (as a member of Congress), you won't have a security detail. You can pay some big dude to be your bouncer, which it appears BroFo has done, but there's no kind of security sweeps, metal detectors, or screening of people at these random events. Anyone can show up and sit wherever they like.
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (5aZAZ)



This is news to me.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (tjClK)

240 Those who say she is attractive must be excited for the wet tee shirt look

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (wBaIH)

241 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

So instead of 2 assassination attempts on the president a year they'll jump to 3?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

242 And if he was as drunk/stoned as he appears, how did he get a front row seat? Then conveniently stumbles into the arms of "security". And Ilhan walks aggressively toward him as he was stumbling away.

Everything about it looks fake.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 12:45 PM (vbXSk)

243 11 Good thing she's survived war, otherwise she never would have made it through those two seconds of whatever it was.
____

Has the media explained that the war she survived was a civil war where the other Somali tribes got together to kick Ilhan Omar's tribe out because they were too over top corrupt and demented for Somalia?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:45 PM (Dv3i1)

244 238 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North


I see nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 28, 2026 12:45 PM (abIsI)

245 The smart ones saw the burning over George Floyd in 2020 and got out.

The left talks about mass deportations leading to brain drain.

What did MN do when it just let the rioters run wild for months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

----------------

Got a Slain Gain.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (oEB/2)

246 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

=====

The smart ones saw the burning over George Floyd in 2020 and got out.

The left talks about mass deportations leading to brain drain.

What did MN do when it just let the rioters run wild for months?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
_______

If you look at the demographics, especially in Omar's district, the median age is young and trending downward. I suspect the moderate adults left, leaving the retarded commie brats in charge.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

247 Well of course its fake, Ilham is a fake American.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (KfXOG)

248 This is a job for the Rick Wilson.
---
Why? Somebody flash the giant penis symbol on the nighttime clouds?

"Call the Dickman! Our star is balls-deep and gone turgid, the fluffer has a cramp--only Dickman can save Fag Fest 7!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (vn9Tf)

249 236 LOL she *did* raise her fist??? Gotta love the Left.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (QQN0v)

LOL. I find that almost charming. Did she yell out 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!'?

So, it was intended to be mockery. Nice. She seems like the type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

250 I have seen still frames where he still had lots of liquid left in his syringe AFTER "attacking" Omar.

Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

251 I bet Omar wouldn't raise her hand to a SOMALI man, but some white bum looking dude, while she's surrounded by security? She'd feel untouchable. - Moron Analyst
=====

I'm thinking maybe, maybe not. If she didn't do the work herself, her Dad, uncles, brothers and cousins would take care of business.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (rj6Yv)

252 The bum looks like he took a few to many pulls on his flask to get his Dutch Courage up before the gig.

Nearly ruined the whole op.

Hard to find good white thugs for hire these days.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (NdR4L)

253 Or, Biden leveraged the investigation to get a piece of the action.

She would have coughed up "ten percent for The Big Guy" but it would meant hiring a Jewish accountant to do the math.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (Fs0KI)

254 Classy Freddie Blassie had acid thrown in his face and also had his Cadillac burned at another wrestling match. I was a big fan of his and don't understand the hatred.

Posted by: Not A Pencil- Necked Geek at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (oftw2)

255 "Or, at least, he jokes that she "probably" sprayed herself, while also not caring if she did nor not." Ace

Trump said she probably had herself sprayed.

Trump: "No. I don't think about her. I think she's a fraud. I really don't think about that. She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her," the president said.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (vbXSk)

256 228 200.

The only tits National Geographic wouldn't film.

Rumor has it, David Attenborough walked off the set and spent two weeks in his trailer retching.
Posted by: sifty boones

I went to my bunk after seeing it. Totally spankworthy.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

257 244 238 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North

I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein
----

Pikers.

Posted by: John Holmes at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (7b9Rm)

258 250 I have seen still frames where he still had lots of liquid left in his syringe AFTER "attacking" Omar.

Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

Hey, maybe his prostate acted up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

259 This is the oddest attack on a pol I've seen in my life.

But hey let's have a thorough investigation.

If this wasn't staged and he really did show up and decide to spray vinegar on BroFo he should get a stint in the pen. Though...it does seem this is about the same level of assault as the guy that threw a sandwich at an ICE agent.

But I want a complete investigation of his comms and whereabouts in the last few days because if he was meeting with lefty orgs or BroFos people then we know the fix was in

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

260 249 236 LOL she *did* raise her fist??? Gotta love the Left.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (QQN0v)

LOL. I find that almost charming. Did she yell out 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!'?

So, it was intended to be mockery. Nice. She seems like the type.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

By this afternoon, a silhouette of her with her fist raised will be on bumper-stickers and t-shirts all around America.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (0MjtC)

261 Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

=====

If he hadn't nutted in a while it could have been a little chunky.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (GPa4z)

262 I'm with Trump.

My strategic fuck reserves have been emptied. Give the bitch a towel and tell her to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (06Hmj)

263 lots of liquid left in his syringe

Phrasing?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (Kt19C)

264 The "how convenient" factor of both Smollett and Omar is pretty hard to get past.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)

265 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North

I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein
----

Pikers.
Posted by: John Holmes at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (7b9Rm)



Help me.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (tjClK)

266 ew, that stain might not wash out.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (7b9Rm)

267 Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

And not even just syringes

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (QQN0v)

268 This "attack" on the grifting muzzie is faker than me.

Posted by: Three Dollar Bill at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (xvV+O)

269 New 2030 Census Projection Dooms Democrat Party

Trump is waiting to pull the pin on a new census. Maybe next year?

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (abIsI)

270 Seriously though I hope that water is okay.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:50 PM (QQN0v)

271 264 The "how convenient" factor of both Smollett and Omar is pretty hard to get past.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)

https://tinyurl.com/yfzutw46

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

272 268 This "attack" on the grifting muzzie is faker than me.
Posted by: Three Dollar Bill

Queerer, too

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:50 PM (JCZqz)

273 You couldn't have this kind of successful "OMG-SQUIRRELL!!!" distraction thing in Somalia.

They keep eating the squirrels.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (NdR4L)

274 Trump gets shot in an assassination attempt yells; FIGHT

Brofo gets squirted in a ...ur... attack and yells: WELFARE

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

275 Does National Geographic have centerfolds?
-----------
They used to come with MAPS!

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (Hpgos)

276 My only takeaway from the video is that Ilhan's butt is getting yuge.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS)

277 You wanted ricin
you'd settle for rice 'n nanners
you'll get a crusty spot on your shame-bag.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (06Hmj)

278 Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.

-----

Si, The Paolo, he is familiar with this procedure.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (8SjjW)

279 OH NO!

Budweiser new super bowl ad is going to lose the new market of leftist pot smokers!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mh-v02-Tw

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

280 246 If you look at the demographics, especially in Omar's district, the median age is young and trending downward. I suspect the moderate adults left, leaving the retarded commie brats in charge.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

=====

And they still need Somali ballot harvesting operations to win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

281 @212

>>Investigation started under Biden in 2024. My guess is it will be presented to the grand jury this year for subpoenas, etc. Concurrent move in US House for Ethics Cmte probe.

And following the George Santos precedent, once she is indicted she must be expelled from congress.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (XV/Pl)

282 You couldn't have this kind of successful "OMG-SQUIRRELL!!!" distraction thing in Somalia.

They keep eating the squirrels.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (NdR4L)

--------------

They ran out of squirrels there -- so had to come here for the dogs and the cats and the fraud, oh my!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (oEB/2)

283 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North

I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein
----

Pikers.
Posted by: John Holmes at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM


Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: The Ficus at January 28, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)

284 I call bullshit. She actually advanced on him indicating that she knew whatever he threw at her was harmless.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 12:53 PM (DQ7H4)

285 269 New 2030 Census Projection Dooms Democrat Party

Trump is waiting to pull the pin on a new census. Maybe next year?

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (abIsI)

======

He ordered a new mid-decade census that explicitly doesn't count illegals in the first couple of weeks of his second term.

I've heard nothing of it since, and I've even looked at the Census Bureau's website.

Still, if Democrats can get another radical in charge of the Census for 2030 like they did for 2020 right after Biden won, they can mitigate a lot of the damage. I think all of the new analysis now is based on the idea that 2020 was relatively clean...which the Bureau admits itself that it wasn't.

The shifts in 2030 will be...large.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

286 282 You couldn't have this kind of successful "OMG-SQUIRRELL!!!" distraction thing in Somalia.

They keep eating the squirrels.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (NdR4L)

--------------

They ran out of squirrels there -- so had to come here for the dogs and the cats and the fraud, oh my!
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner?



We could use a few of them here to poach the geese off the golf course.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:54 PM (abIsI)

287 279 OH NO!

Budweiser new super bowl ad is going to lose the new market of leftist pot smokers!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mh-v02-Tw
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

And they will air it during a superbowl show with a gay tranny in a dress.

Good luck with that guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

288 They have the Xerus rutilus squirrel in Somali - not nearly as cute as the Eastern gray squirrel

On the plus side if you don't have wires for electricity those Somali squirrels can't knock your power out

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

289 You're there as an actual member of congress, publicly, explicitly supporting organized thugs attempting to murder federal law enforcement agents.

I don't really give a shit what gets thrown on you unless it's a noose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (06Hmj)

290 Fat Slob didn't even shout "Don't tase me, bro!"

Lame.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)

291 Just spray, rub, and launder, as usual...

Posted by: Betty White For Spray 'n' Wash at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (oftw2)

292 Did you know that Trump didn't forget about the quisling GOP state senators in IN who refused to redraw the congressional map?

Because he didn't forget:

@thehill
·
1h
President Trump endorses challengers to Indiana Republicans who opposed redistricting

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

293 175 Wet t-shirt contest fail.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)


Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

Sommeliers >> Somaliudders

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (QGaXH)

294 284 I call bullshit. She actually advanced on him indicating that she knew whatever he threw at her was harmless.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 12:53 PM (DQ7H4)

I suppose it is possible she's just violent and stupid by nature...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:56 PM (06Hmj)

295 You're there as an actual member of congress, publicly, explicitly supporting organized thugs attempting to murder federal law enforcement agents.


The VA AG talked about murdering the opposition's children. An OH candidate is openly talking about murdering the president and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

296 how do you know they're not infected with some deadly infectious virus? Half of Minnesota could be dead by the weekend, half the country in a week......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (5xuJ/)

297 Let's revisit the media coverage on this and do a comparison between it, and the amount of media coverage from when Steve Scalise was shot playing baseball.

I'd wager that Omar gets more coverage and a longer news cycle.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (dIske)

298 What's usually sprayed on "uppity" Muslim women is NOT water, so if I were in her... shoes, I'd be panicking and sprinting to the hospital.

Posted by: pookysgirl has seen the aftermath of such attacks at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (Wt5PA)

299 And they will air it during a superbowl show with a gay tranny in a dress.

Good luck with that guys.


Probably why they released it early.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (Fs0KI)

300 Budweiser starting that ad with a horse bolting from a barn is such a self own. At least they know.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (QQN0v)

301 Trump is waiting to pull the pin on a new census. Maybe next year?
Posted by: Major Healey

He'd better, strong-arming Congress if necessary. If Dems get either chamber in the midterms, nothing is passing for the next 2 year, and without a census before 2028, the Left is going to have a much easier time breaking every law and norm to win. And with control of the 2030 census, they'll be in a position to help themselves retain power for the next decade.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

302 Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (5xuJ/)

***

I'll let it be known now that I AM available...

Posted by: Peter North at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (affD0)

303 Just checking to. See. If she'd melt.

Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (aHESP)

304 President Trump endorses challengers to Indiana Republicans who opposed redistricting
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook


Love it. He needs to put his red dot on some of these US Senators and do it quickly.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (abIsI)

305 301 He'd better, strong-arming Congress if necessary. If Dems get either chamber in the midterms, nothing is passing for the next 2 year, and without a census before 2028, the Left is going to have a much easier time breaking every law and norm to win. And with control of the 2030 census, they'll be in a position to help themselves retain power for the next decade.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

=======

The mid-decade census was probably not ever going to be used for reapportionment. That would require an act of Congress, I believe.

The mid-decade census was only ever going to be for informational purposes.

Like...there are 330 million people in America but only 240 million Americans...in official numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

306 @thehill
·
1h
President Trump endorses challengers to Indiana Republicans who opposed redistricting
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
==

Awesome!

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:59 PM (rj6Yv)

307 304 Love it. He needs to put his red dot on some of these US Senators and do it quickly.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (abIsI)

======

There is a not small chance that Bill Cassidy will lose his primary because of Trump's endorsement against him.

Cassidy voted to convict Trump in the second impeachment trial in 2021.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

308 Libs of TikTok found another nurse, this one a male from NC:

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxfb2v

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (BJnkV)

309 Pardon me.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (tjClK)

310 I'd like to see the sprayers phone and banking records prior to the "attack."

You can do that, right Minn PD?

Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (GKyrs)

311 Just checking to. See. If she'd melt.
Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (aHESP)

Well, if it was a saturated solution of witch, it would be unable to dissolve any more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)

312 Libs of TikTok found another nurse, this one a male from NC:

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxfb2v
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (BJnkV)



The left is irreparably broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (tjClK)

313 There is a not small chance that Bill Cassidy will lose his primary because of Trump's endorsement against him.

And if he does, I'm sure the GOPe will do everything they can to elect the Democrat in the general.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (Fs0KI)

314 311 Just checking to. See. If she'd melt.
Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (aHESP)

Well, if it was a saturated solution of witch, it would be unable to dissolve any more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Holy water would be effective.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (abIsI)

315 Worse things have happened to Jussie Smollet.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (GD2xa)

316 Saw a lefty thread where the poster argued:

1) Illegals have no impact on our elections

2) Apportionment counts all people citizens, legal residents or not and it is supposed to be that way

Now...a bunch of people pointed out 1 and 2 are at odds. Even if millions of illegals were not voting (or more accurately having votes cast for them) they'd still affect our elections by giving illegal friendly areas more electoral votes.

The response from the left? THAT's RACIST

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

317 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (CNl8/)

318 What does an illiterate do with a teleprompter?
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

Look at the pictures.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

319 He should have shouted "who bitch dis is???" Before throwing the whateverliquid

What a wasted opportunity

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (syu79)

320 And if he does, I'm sure the GOPe will do everything they can to elect the Democrat in the general.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (Fs0KI)



In Texas, we were told that Brandon Gill was a RINO with a faux Trump endorsement and to avoid him. He won handily.

He's been doing a pretty damn good job, at least in the sham hearings they've been having. Outspoken and brings receipts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (tjClK)

321 If it was real she would have flipped out because her people prefer acid.

If it was an actual surprise that is what she would have first expected.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (RIvkX)

322 1. No one is 'illegal'
2. So called 'illegals' are more law abiding than citizens.
3. Yes, immigrants do commit rape, but it is a simple matter of teaching them about the 'no-no' square.
4. Yes, I was raped, but my culture is worse -

@thenation
"The legal burden for proving rape colonizes my own mind, shaping the very way I conceive of what happened to me even as I refuse to subscribe to to its external pressures," writes @AnnaKrauthamer

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

323 Wow, good thing they didn't try to attack her at her late at night, at her home.

Posted by: Rex B at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (oEMAv)

324 318 What does an illiterate do with a teleprompter?
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

Look at the pictures.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

I'm surprised they don't just have a couple dozen buttons on the floor in front of her she can press with her snout to make words just like a person.

*boop* "Orange"
*boop* "Man"
*boop* "Bad"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (06Hmj)

325 317 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox
Posted by: Mark1971


They will find bags of shredded ballots and walk out with sad faces.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (abIsI)

326 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

I rate this 1 1/2 raised eyebrows.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (Fs0KI)

327
ILHAN OMAR
Fake Attack. Fake American. Really Grifter!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (iJfKG)

328 The facility they are raiding was built in 2023. That doesn't mean records from 2020 can't be there but this has me assuming they are interested in the 2024 election...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

329 To bad she wasn't sprayed with holy water cuz she would have melted. Also, have the calls to impeach President Trump over this started yet?

My vote: staged.

If I got sprayed with an unknown liquid by a deranged stranger I would be immediately getting as far away from the situation as possible, seeking a hose to wash it off and then head off to an emergency room.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (8ZVmQ)

330 Nood Timpon

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

331 @thenation
"The legal burden for proving rape colonizes my own mind, shaping the very way I conceive of what happened to me even as I refuse to subscribe to to its external pressures," writes @AnnaKrauthamer
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Translation, for the benefit of every other woman:

"I don't care if this happens to you next."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (06Hmj)

332 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Raffensberger or whatever his name is hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (P9pDS)

333 I heard on The Vince Show earlier that Omar’s marriage to her brother was signed off on by a Christian pastor. WTF?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (3y508)

334 296 how do you know they're not infected with some deadly infectious virus? Half of Minnesota could be dead by the weekend, half the country in a week......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (5xuJ/)

Will Smith, Charlton Heston to the white courtesy phones, Will Smith Zombie Charlton Heston to the white courtesy phone....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (QGaXH)

335 She hurts the international brand, America, fuck yea.

Get rid of her.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 01:08 PM (EyfuW)

336
Oh...no.

How could this have happened?

I got viciously attacked with half an ounce of tepid water!

Tepid Water!!!!!1111!1!!


Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 28, 2026 01:09 PM (iJfKG)

337 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox
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I don't know anything about this!

Posted by: Fani Willis, Fulton County DA at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (XeU6L)

338 The Krauthamer woman is your typical self important leftist m. If she was raped and didn't report it , she's allowing the rapists to go free and prey on other women. But she wrote an article.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (IDEQi)

339 Fiji Water!!!

Posted by: scottst at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (S6amQ)

340 333 I heard on The Vince Show earlier that Omar’s marriage to her brother was signed off on by a Christian pastor. WTF?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (3y50

Must have been a fat Lutheran woman with short hair.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Blz2Y)

341 We saw the videos of the Georgia 2020 heist already, pulling them out from under a table when everybody else was told to go home. I don't know what six years later can do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

342 I would bet that Krauthammer wasn't raped at all and made it all up to virtue signal.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (CNl8/)

343 Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
------

See: Tom Clancy, 'Executive Orders'

Posted by: Fani Willis, Fulton County DA at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

344 Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
------

See: Tom Clancy, 'Executive Orders'
Posted by: Fani Willis, Fulton County DA at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

It was a satirical comment, ya know. But, hey, when's the last time Hollywood had a fresh idea?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (5xuJ/)

345 . I don't know what six years later can do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

Inform more people?

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (QQN0v)

346 She barely flinched then "went after him" in such a brave attack.

Seems staged to protect her turban cobra hideous self.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)

347 A careful review of the spraying suggests that Anthony Kazmierczak may not have acted alone. The grassy knoll to the west of the event would provide a second sprayer a more accurate target, which would require an accomplice to open the window in that direction. Slowing down the footage and listening to the audio indicates what may have been three sprayers. Take a look at how Omar reacts - clearly, it's Somali back and to the left. Somali back and to the left. Another bit of footage provided by a gentleman named Zap Rosdower is useful in portraying this.

Posted by: John Drake at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (BcRsx)

348 Did this man cross State lines to squirt her with water?

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (l5xX+)

349 Yeah, looks VERY fake.

Who put the disheveled white man in the front row anyway? He looks like the only white man there.

And it all started being staged when the Nick Shirly video came out. That video led immediately to federal investigations for fraud, and I think everyone was on the take. Hence, they need riots, and events like this to keep people's eye off the ball that they all stole money.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (urppY)

350 Anyone else thinks our 'squirter' looks like a soyed out Gerard Butler? Might just be because I watched Olympus has Fallen.

Posted by: Nelly at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (7gpcF)

351 Had time to read about the "deadly" liquid in the syringe: apple cider vinegar.

One person got a few drops on herself and had to leave and throw up, the "stench" was so bad. Ok!

I would think, at the very least, Turban Woman would have gone to the ED until the liquid was determined. Vs acting like a Super Hero Brave Womman.

Then to read the squirter has a trans kid, well, what do I know?

I also read that the "nurse" who wanted to kill ICE patients advised her little minions to find poison ivy and make a liquid and squirt it on people. Wear gloves, though.

Evil. They have gone over the ridge into full insanity needing lock up in straight jackets with 4 point leather restraints.

May God protect President Trump, VP Vance, their families and friends. And all of his cabinet plus ICE and LEO and our military.

I guess this could become WWIII aka The War of Insanity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 02:15 PM (WONhk)

352 You are such a wimp Ace. Of course it was staged. Grow a pair!

Posted by: EDM at January 28, 2026 02:37 PM (FmhTN)

353 It’s a permissions spray.

This gives the left permission to start acid attacks on conservatives in retaliation.

It’s what the left does.

Posted by: DoctorMew at January 28, 2026 02:51 PM (Lgotk)

354 Obviously staged. Libs are pathetic.

Posted by: James at January 28, 2026 03:52 PM (6ewVM)

355 Someone smacked that rotten little Weasel Bill Gates with a Pie a few years ago. So she didn't Melt like with Dorthy and the Wicked Witch

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (wGqjj)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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Meaningless Punishments

There is no more sure-fire way to never face meaningful punishment than to be a major, well-connected American corporation. Even politicians sometimes go down for Party defense purposes, but the powerful corporation never does. Even "landmark" punishments are mere slaps on the wrist, and they laugh all the way to the bank. There is a prime example of this in the news now, courtesy of everyone's favorite big tech hypercorp: Alphabet.

Alphabet - which Google renamed itself when that company decided its original name wasn't quite sinister enough - has settled a class-action lawsuit for recording people's conversations and using them for advertising. The thing everyone assumed Alphabet was doing, and that Alphabet insisted up and down it was not doing, turned out to be something Alphabet was doing. Shocker of the century there. Alphabet is settling its privacy case and paying a penalty.

The issue is simple. Alphabet would - they claim by accident - record information picked up by its "assistant" system (the "Hey Google ..." thing) even when it wasn't activated or was ostensibly in standby. That was then recorded and used for advertising purposes. This is a fatal flaw in all voice-activated systems - it can't hear you if it isn't listening - but Alphabet and the rest all uniformly claim that there is no recording unless activated. That turned out, against all odds, to be untrue.

This is on the heels of a prior settlement for the same thing from Apple last year. Apple would illegitimately record information through its "Siri" assistant. Unlike Alphabet, Apple claims they never sold the data or used it for marketing, but who knows. Nothing is off limits for Big Tech. I am just waiting for Amazon's turn.

So what was the punishment? Nothing. Alphabet is settling for $68 million. Apple settled for $95 million a year ago. How much a penalty is that? Well, let's see.

In the first quarter of 2025, Alphabet racked up $66.885 billion in advertising revenue - not counting YouTube. The overall company net profit that quarter was $34.54 billion. So they spied on their customers - and lied about it - for almost a decade and the penalty amounts to 0.2% of the company's first-quarter profits last year. By comparison, Apple got positively screwed. In the quarter before its settlement, it earned a paltry $36.33 billion in net profit, so its settlement was a staggering 2.6% of the quarterly profit!

It's nothing new. Remember in 2009 when Pfizer paid record-setting penalties for lying about drugs, paying kickbacks and various other frauds for years? That one was a big penalty. It was record-setting at the time, at $2.3 billion including criminal penalties. That amounted to just over a quarter of its 2009 profits. For years and years of misbehavior. That will dent the margins, but isn't much more than a shrug in the grand scheme of things. These aren't punishments, these are merely the "cost of doing business." Do whatever you want, commit whatever crimes you please, lie about it for years, and settle it for a couple of points off one quarter's profits unless you're really unlucky. In that worst-case scenario, the penalty might be an entire quarter's profits.

Lie. Cheat. Steal. Spy. Bribe. Kill. Abuse your customers. Buy politicians. Whatever. Just be a well-connected mega-corp and you'll get the corporate equivalent of a night in the drunk tank. Must be nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:00 AM (RoI99)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:00 AM (RoI99)

3 Have any commies threatened guglag's CEO?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:02 AM (ULPxl)

4 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:02 AM (BJnkV)

5 Say, don't we have anti-trust laws in this country?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:03 AM (ULPxl)

6 I'm still not happy Trump commuted the sentence of the CEO/owner of the largest employer of illegals in the country. I try not to mention that piece of information to often as we are in a war.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 28, 2026 11:04 AM (KDPiq)

7 Hiya!

Posted by: Cheese puns at January 28, 2026 11:04 AM (0yjaw)

8 Say, don't we have anti-trust laws in this country?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:03 AM (ULPxl)
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I don't trust them. It's even in the name!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:04 AM (BJnkV)

9 I have no voice-activated devices. Well, maybe the cat. But she cannot bring me a beer, so i don't ask.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:04 AM (8zz6B)

10 Off awesome director sock

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 11:04 AM (KDPiq)

11 These mega corporations are essentially paying a "sin tax."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 11:05 AM (0yjaw)

12 There was a time before "we" wised up that "we" often found ourselves defending corporations....

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:06 AM (QQN0v)

13 This is why you need to take an armored vehicle to the market.

https://is.gd/nUEUq3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 11:07 AM (L/fGl)

14 Siri, is Joe Mannix a cop?

Posted by: Suspicious Mind at January 28, 2026 11:07 AM (oftw2)

15 I should have become a Somoli bank robber when I grew up. Seems as though legitimate careers are for suckers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 11:07 AM (g8Ew8)

16 Do you really think any politician wants to go to war with the Silicon Valley Inquisition? The church of Manhattan Media scares them, too.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Hpgos)

17 Fines like that are just a line item expense.
Like janitorial services.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:08 AM (4uLDQ)

18 I AM the voice activated device in my house.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:08 AM (QQN0v)

19 9 I have no voice-activated devices. Well, maybe the cat. But she cannot bring me a beer, so i don't ask.

is it that she cannot or that she will not?

Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2026 11:09 AM (sGtp+)

20 >>> 16 Do you really think any politician wants to go to war with the Silicon Valley Inquisition? The church of Manhattan Media scares them, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Hpgos)

I have a suggestion.

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at January 28, 2026 11:09 AM (ULPxl)

21 When the new notebook wanted facial recognition for my login, I pulled down my pants. Now I have to expose my penis every time I wan to sign in.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 11:10 AM (oT7pT)

22 I’m not defending Google but everyone ought to know that if they use things like Assistant or Alexa this is the deal. You waive all privacy. Sam if you use Gmail.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:10 AM (4uLDQ)

23 So, just how do they use people's conversations for advertising?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

24 According to the settlement agreement, the class members can take their payout as $8 in cash or a next generation Google Assistant for their home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 11:11 AM (8DR9B)

25 Do the employees of Apple, Google and Amazon allow their products in their homes or on their devices?

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 11:11 AM (GPa4z)

26 is it that she cannot or that she will not?
Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2026 11:09 AM (sGtp+)

Not tall enough to reach the handle on the fridge door. And then that "lack of opposable thumbs" thing. Mostly the lack of opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:12 AM (8zz6B)

27 Willowed from Art Thread:

433 At 425+ comments, I'm beginning to suspect there's no correlation between the quality of the art and the number of comments on the Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 10:55 AM (0sNs1)

To be fair, 100+ comments were lame-a** bird puns...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:12 AM (QGaXH)

28 shit. I can avoid inviting Amazon, no echo, ring cameras etc. But my work went to google for email, and its on my phone.

Mind even AI is probably bored out of its gourd sifting through my audio but I still hate that they are snooping on me.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 11:12 AM (hhkIi)

29 So what was the punishment? Nothing. Alphabet is settling for $68 million. Apple settled for $95 million a year ago. How much a penalty is that? Well, let's see.

That's couch change for them. Total joke. The class action plaintiffs' lawyers and lead plaintiff are millionaires now, so that's nice. The rest of the class got probably $5 google play gift cards.

Posted by: Class actions are a scam at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (TbWk/)

30 To be fair, 100+ comments were lame-a** bird puns...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

Hey! My bird puns were auksome!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

31 shit. I can avoid inviting Amazon, no echo, ring cameras etc. But my work went to google for email, and its on my phone.



Don’t use your personal phone for work email. Solves the problem.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (4uLDQ)

32 If they had an internal struggle within the C-suite and installed Evan Campbell as new CEO would that be deemed...

...Campbell's Alphabet Coup?

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (qgHp7)

33 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career.


She is the nurse who suggested injecting ICE agents with paralytic drugs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (RoI99)

34 There are two sides to this. Fines or penalties against the company are felt mostly by shareholders, who are innocent of the punished conduct. Why should they be punished?

The punishments should be levied at the individuals at the company responsible for the misconduct. Stop laughing. No, seriously. I'm serious, you guys.

These fines and penalties are nothing more than another form of corporate tax, of course. If alfagbet wasn't guilty of this, the regulators would find something else.

This is exactly what is going on in Europe, with multi-billion (with a "b") penalties imposed against US-based companies for made-up bullshit. This is a very serious problem that is flying under the radar. Trump should add it to his list of grievances against these fuckers. If they are targeting our companies, we should target theirs.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

35 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 11:15 AM (hNf/i)

36 So, just how do they use people's conversations for advertising?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

They listen on women's iPhones when they're talking about how much they love their Playtex Cross-Ur-Heart bra.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 11:15 AM (g8Ew8)

37 Me twenty-five years ago would reflexively try to defend corporate misbehavior since they were on our team in the intellectual battle against communism. Now, not only are large corporations fully aligned with the left, but their oligopolistic behavior reveals them to be enemies of free market capitalism. Screw them.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 28, 2026 11:16 AM (9eixl)

38 OT but funny (CCP whining):

https://is.gd/PBpyBp

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:16 AM (ULPxl)

39 >>>Willowed from Art Thread:

433 At 425+ comments, I'm beginning to suspect there's no correlation between the quality of the art and the number of comments on the Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 10:55 AM (0sNs1)

To be fair, 100+ comments were lame-a** bird puns...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

>Ace gets hits, and people have a few laughs. Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 11:16 AM (oT7pT)

40 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career.


She is the nurse who suggested injecting ICE agents with paralytic drugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (RoI99)

Should be relieved of her nursing license, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:17 AM (8zz6B)

41 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career
-

There’s a shortage of nurses. She’ll be fine. In a few weeks/months she’ll be hired somewhere else with no fanfare. Nursing is an ultra far left community. Her “sisters” will take care of her.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:17 AM (4uLDQ)

42 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 11:15 AM

His grandfather was a "limp" in Africa. I am getting a lot of amusement from these typos. Ha!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 11:17 AM (oT1li)

43 Meaningless Punishments

I accept full responsibility and am suspending myself with pay while I update our training procedures. Let this be a lesson to me!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 11:17 AM (kG5OE)

44 >>> 33 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career.


She is the nurse who suggested injecting ICE agents with paralytic drugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (RoI99)

I hope she dies in a fcking ditch. In Minneapolis.

Would anyone sane trust that psycho bint in *any* interaction now?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:18 AM (ULPxl)

45 I saw Limps in Africa open for...

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

46 Yo. Yeah you. Relax, just want to ask you something

Marxist: Huh? Are you nuts? We're shooting at you!

Uh huh. That whole death to capitalism thing, would you mind going over that again?

Marxist: This is a trap, isn't it?

Not at all - hey! you! BZO. Google it - I was just thinking you might be interested in... call it a Prisoner Exchange

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 11:19 AM (ciYHQ)

47 What it a pimp with a limp?

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:19 AM (4uLDQ)

48 So, just how do they use people's conversations for advertising?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

Carl: "Frank, my refrigerator broke."
Frank: "You need a plumber?"
Carl: "Yes. Do you know a good one?"
Frank: "I'll be right over."

Later - up pops the grindr ads

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:19 AM (QQN0v)

49 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.

-
With extreme prejudice?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (L/fGl)

50 The last corporation to ever receive a real sanction that I remember was Enron, and that was more a question of just being allowed to collapse on its own. Before that AT&T when it got broken up.

I used to dismiss this sort of thinking, but it's there in my face nowadays.

You say you don't believe in corporate dystopian scenarios, that there are no such things. Well, you better start believing in dystopias...

...because we're in one.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (OUMaO)

51 Lie. Cheat. Steal. Spy. Bribe. Kill. Abuse your customers. Buy politicians. Whatever.

That sounds pretty nice and all, but what about rape?

Posted by: Taggart at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (JCZqz)

52 So ASS is coprophilic?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (8CIFn)

53 In other corpo news, Instapundit is reporting that Boeing is getting its act together
cnbc.com/2026/01/27/boeing-ba-4q-2025-earnings.html

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (tL5sl)

54 They listen on women's iPhones when they're talking about how much they love their Playtex Cross-Ur-Heart bra.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 11:15 AM (g8Ew

(computer-generated Siri voice); "OK, Honey, turn on your selfie cam, and remove your bra to demonstrate exactly how much sagging the Cross Ur Heart bra prevents."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (8zz6B)

55 The hell of it is, when a person logs in to a computer for the very first time in their life, they've just given up all privacy for the rest of their life.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (g8Ew8)

56 Lie. Cheat. Steal. Spy. Bribe. Kill. Abuse your customers. Buy politicians. Whatever. Just be a well-connected mega-corp and you'll get the corporate equivalent of a night in the drunk tank. Must be nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM

And the financial penalties don't really hurt the corporations, they hurt the innocent stockholders. So yes - compensate the victims, but don't then victimize the shareholders.

Forget financial penalties - some of these people need to go to jail. Punish the perpetrators of the fraud, not the innocent share holders. Spoken as a shareholder of the named companies and others who has seen the value of his holdings decline at times because of these penalties.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:21 AM (QGaXH)

57 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career.


She is the nurse who suggested injecting ICE agents with paralytic drugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (RoI99)
____

Good news, but more is needed. Strip her of her nursing license. She publicly confessed to what amounts to conspiracy to commit murder. Arrest and prosecute. You can be sure that if she was MAGA and said exactly what she did about BLM, she'd be looking at prison time.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 11:21 AM (iFTx/)

58 47 What it a pimp with a limp?
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:19 AM (4uLDQ)

Somebody beat Alex Stein 99's legs with a baseball bat?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 11:21 AM (uEmCf)

59 >>> 50 The last corporation to ever receive a real sanction that I remember was Enron, and that was more a question of just being allowed to collapse on its own. Before that AT&T when it got broken up.

I used to dismiss this sort of thinking, but it's there in my face nowadays.

You say you don't believe in corporate dystopian scenarios, that there are no such things. Well, you better start believing in dystopias...

...because we're in one.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (OUMaO)

I'm so old, I remember when the timwalz execs at my company introduced "Diversity, Inclusion and Equity", and yes, in that order.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:22 AM (ULPxl)

60 Just saw Ilhan's performative art vid.

Somalians expertise is brazen fraud, subtle it is not.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 11:22 AM (Dv3i1)

61 52 So ASS is coprophilic?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (8CIFn)

Coprophagic anyway

Posted by: Nom nom nom at January 28, 2026 11:22 AM (TbWk/)

62 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career.
——-

Nah. Nurses are in short supply. She’ll just get hired somewhere else. We are no longer a serious country.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 11:22 AM (eOudo)

63 how much they love their Playtex Cross-Ur-Heart bra.

The push up peekaboo training bra.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 11:22 AM (Kt19C)

64 Hey! My bird puns were auksome!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)
-

That's ostrich.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:23 AM (BJnkV)

65 I have no voice-activated devices. Well, maybe the cat. But she cannot bring me a beer, so i don't ask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


************

Opposable thumbs, Baybee!!!

Posted by: muldoon's beer-fetching lemur at January 28, 2026 11:23 AM (qgHp7)

66 Would it be wrong to start a gofundme to encourage Malinda (is that really how she spells it? appropriate...) to take Her Battle directly to ICE?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:24 AM (ULPxl)

67 21 When the new notebook wanted facial recognition for my login, I pulled down my pants. Now I have to expose my penis every time I wan to sign in.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 11:10 AM (oT7pT)

Hilarious if true! Especially if you want to use it in pubic.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:24 AM (QGaXH)

68 She is the nurse who suggested injecting ICE agents with paralytic drugs.
Posted by: rickb223
========
Worse, what she was doing was recommending killing them without appearing to do so directly. The particular drug she mentioned is paralyzes breathing for intubation and requires forced mechanical oxygen intake in order to keep the patient alive. There is no antidote. Absent intubation and forced ventilation, the person dies, quickly, and with few traces.

There have been several murder cases involving the drug being used to off spouses, etc.

I am facing intubation for upcoming spinal surgery and that exact drug is probably going to be used. That nurse cockroach should lose all certifications as no sane insurance company would cover a woman recommending murder for political reasons.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

69 Next to teachers nurses are the most loathsome group of “professionals”.

Obviously there are exceptions. But as a whole those two groups are insufferable.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:25 AM (4uLDQ)

70 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career
-

LOL she'll be Pete Booty's Surgeon General

They always fail up. That's why they do it.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:25 AM (QQN0v)

71 >>> 65 I have no voice-activated devices. Well, maybe the cat. But she cannot bring me a beer, so i don't ask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

************

Opposable thumbs, Baybee!!!
Posted by: muldoon's beer-fetching lemur at January 28, 2026 11:23 AM (qgHp7)

Bluebell the Hen sulks, and says the WEFtards should be glad she does not have opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:25 AM (ULPxl)

72 Just saw Ilhan's performative art vid.

Somalians expertise is brazen fraud, subtle it is not.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 11:22 AM (Dv3i1)
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Did you see this?

https://tinyurl.com/4ptajk52

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:25 AM (BJnkV)

73 Nah. Nurses are in short supply. She’ll just get hired somewhere else. We are no longer a serious country.
Posted by: Common Tater
======
I think she will be uninsurable as she is an nurse anesthetist and what she recommended would kill patients. That exposes hospitals and surgery centers using her to enormous liability if they do and she kills a patient or even if a patient dies under her watch.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

74 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Birdbath status: Still Frozen, but starting to thaw.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 11:27 AM (SRRAx)

75 Did you see this?

https://tinyurl.com/4ptajk52
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Hah!

ABC, CBS, NBC, FoxNews, CNN and MS NOW viewers will never see it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 11:27 AM (Dv3i1)

76 So, when a corporation is fined... who gets the money?

Politicians would be my guess.

The fines are most likely just part of the shakedown that goes on annually. I'd like to know what these corporations do (or fail to do) for the politicos that either raises, or lowers the fines.

Lizzy "Squaw 4-eye" Warren has this scheme down to a science with her CPB.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 11:27 AM (jtM2q)

77 There’s also an anesthesiologist in Florida who proclaimed on social media he will not work on Trump voters.

But remember they’re the party of science and tolerance.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:27 AM (4uLDQ)

78 30 To be fair, 100+ comments were lame-a** bird puns...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

Hey! My bird puns were auksome!
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

What. Have. I. Done.....

At least it's not boobs....

(face palm...d'oh)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:28 AM (QGaXH)

79 Corporations are people too. I know this to be true as SCOTUS said so.

Posted by: Diabeetus at January 28, 2026 11:28 AM (fq8Zx)

80 ‘ Lie. Cheat. Steal. Spy. Bribe. Kill. Abuse your customers. Buy politicians. Whatever. Just be a well-connected mega-corp and you'll get the corporate equivalent of a night in the drunk tank. Must be nice.

Ha! Why’d you think ‘Bribe’ was on the list?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2026 11:28 AM (jbnUc)

81 Low voltage tech, like all the IoT stuff and "Smart Access Control" is my game now. It is a den of vipers.

And the shit I could tell you about that river in the rain forest would turn you white.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 11:28 AM (R0ru7)

82 Dystopia. Dat-topia. All da topias.

Posted by: muldoon's beer-fetching lemur at January 28, 2026 11:29 AM (qgHp7)

83 Hey! My bird puns were auksome!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)
-

That's ostrich.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:23 AM (BJnkV)

We're going to have a bird-coloring event called
Dye A Rhea.

Posted by: What can brown do for you at January 28, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)

84 Did you see this?

https://tinyurl.com/4ptajk52
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Hah!

ABC, CBS, NBC, FoxNews, CNN and MS NOW viewers will never see it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 11:27 AM (Dv3i1)
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And now we know the motive. This might not have been staged at all:

https://tinyurl.com/yxu3p844

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:30 AM (BJnkV)

85 At least it's not boobs....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

Great tits FTW!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:30 AM (77rzZ)

86 76.

That fugly witch's shakedown of RealPage for bribes was one for the history books.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 11:30 AM (R0ru7)

87 FBI should ask Omar if she wants to file an official report. That would be telling.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 28, 2026 11:30 AM (V6W16)

88 I wonder if the info was collected for advertising purposes--is there any way to compute how effective all this personal ID is to a seller?

I think it's got more to do with politics. Like Eric Schmidt once said, we know everything about you. We know who you vote for.

Posted by: Random PJ at January 28, 2026 11:30 AM (+jscL)

89 In other corpo news, Instapundit is reporting that Boeing is getting its act together
cnbc.com/2026/01/27/boeing-ba-4q-2025-earnings.html
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 11:20 AM (tL5sl)


Sadly, making lots of money does not, necessarily, equate to getting their act together.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 11:31 AM (ExV1e)

90 We're going to have a bird-coloring event called
Dye A Rhea.
Posted by: What can brown do for you at January 28, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)

Great emu-lations!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:31 AM (8zz6B)

91 50 The last corporation to ever receive a real sanction that I remember was Enron, and that was more a question of just being allowed to collapse on its own. Before that AT&T when it got broken up.

I used to dismiss this sort of thinking, but it's there in my face nowadays.

You say you don't believe in corporate dystopian scenarios, that there are no such things. Well, you better start believing in dystopias...

...because we're in one.
Posted by: Brother Tim

Corporations in our system act entailed estates filled by a new aristocracy of titled positions like CEO, CFO, etc.

Individuals holding the title of baron (CEO nowadays) came and went but the entailed estates were permanent lasting for centuries unless the current holder really pissed off the crown or the aristocrat went bankrupt and had to sell off the estate to settle debts (modern bankruptcy).

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:31 AM (E4rtv)

92 >>>Hilarious if true! Especially if you want to use it in pubic.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

>I made that up. Still these invasive technological advances are just a way of gathering data against you will. I will probably see my face somewhere on a site catfishing for cougars and milfs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 11:31 AM (oT7pT)

93 Ilhan Oman bravely faces down The Splasher.

https://is.gd/sOVRUd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 11:32 AM (L/fGl)

94 You know who else was a Party of Science?

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:32 AM (QQN0v)

95 39 >Ace gets hits, and people have a few laughs. Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 11:16 AM (oT7pT)

Here we go with the Francis again...The other day I was Francis #2..who the h*** is Francis anyway? The Talking Mule? Possibly an apt description and wholly appropriate for a smart military blog. Good call Rev.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:32 AM (QGaXH)

96 You what will know solve this? A massive tax cut for all the job creating CEO heroes out there.
- GOP

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:33 AM (4uLDQ)

97 You would think the new billionaire taxes being imposed in Cali would wake up the tech Robber Barons.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 28, 2026 11:33 AM (Kxi0p)

98 Say, don't we have anti-trust laws in this country?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:03 AM (ULPxl)

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More like anti-just laws, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 11:33 AM (NV+BS)

99 95 Here we go with the Francis again...The other day I was Francis #2..who the h*** is Francis anyway? The Talking Mule? Possibly an apt description and wholly appropriate for a smart military blog. Good call Rev.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:32 AM (QGaXH)

====

A reference to Stripes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syV2LkGpQB0

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

100 We're going to have a bird-coloring event called
Dye A Rhea.
Posted by: What can brown do for you

I can't condorn such activity.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

101 So the MN Antifa plate lookup mechanism was found: there was a website called defrostmn.net that did it. It turned out to be really easy for bored hackers on X to get in and turn it into a smoking ruin. They also doxxed the person running it, one Matt Beran.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 11:34 AM (2ocoG)

102 Will the commies get their first scalp with Noem? I'm not a huge fan but if they force her out that will be the beginning of the isolation of Trump and the official flag of surrender from the GOP.

Stay strong my Orange skin Cheeto knight!

Posted by: GigantorX at January 28, 2026 11:34 AM (WGjoS)

103 42 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 11:15 AM

His grandfather was a "limp" in Africa. I am getting a lot of amusement from these typos. Ha!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 11:17 AM (oT1li)

I've wondered if the nic is supposed to be a reference to the TV show in the '70's Alias Smith and Jones?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:34 AM (QGaXH)

104 "Andy Kazmierczak"

My tongue just jumped out of my mouth and hid behind a chair when I tried to pronounce that

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 11:34 AM (tL5sl)

105 Was Challenger 40 years ago today? I remember where I was, what I was doing when I heard about it....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:35 AM (QGaXH)

106 "Andy Kazmierczak"

My tongue just jumped out of my mouth and hid behind a chair when I tried to pronounce that
Posted by: gKWVE


The only time I know how to pronounce Polish names is when they're written in Cyrillic.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)

107 "Andy Kazmierczak"

My tongue just jumped out of my mouth and hid behind a chair when I tried to pronounce that
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 11:34 AM (tL5sl)

Good thing he answers to "Hey, Asshole!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:36 AM (8zz6B)

108 13 This is why you need to take an armored vehicle to the market.

https://is.gd/nUEUq3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 11:07 AM (L/fGl)

Second guy was standing right behind the RPG when it was fired, an uncomfortable place to be.

Posted by: javems at January 28, 2026 11:36 AM (zFsEm)

109 Individuals holding the title of baron (CEO nowadays) came and went but the entailed estates were permanent lasting for centuries unless the current holder really pissed off the crown or the aristocrat went bankrupt and had to sell off the estate to settle debts (modern bankruptcy).

Posted by: whig


Nothing new, etc. It's things like this that put me in a quandry regarding the Mangione affair and its likes. Feels like it's damned if we do, damned if we don't. That tends not to be a good sign for things to come.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 28, 2026 11:36 AM (OUMaO)

110 BI should ask Omar if she wants to file an official report. That would be telling.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 28, 2026 11:30 AM


That whole thing was staged and both of them are crappy actors.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 11:37 AM (0N4FZ)

111 Good thing he answers to "Hey, Asshole!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Especially where he's headed

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 11:37 AM (tL5sl)

112 Malinda Cook, CRNA who was employed at VCU Health - has been terminated.
She just destroyed her career.


There are others. Vaccine sales rep. Hospital administrator. She'll be fine.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 11:37 AM (kG5OE)

113 Damn I’m getting old as I remember very clearly where I was when something happened 40 years ago.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 11:37 AM (4uLDQ)

114 60
‘ Just saw Ilhan's performative art vid.’

I saw her in a YouTube ad asking for (more) money.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2026 11:38 AM (jbnUc)

115 "Andy Kazmierczak"

My tongue just jumped out of my mouth and hid behind a chair when I tried to pronounce that
Posted by: gKWVE
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[recalls Derb's commentary re Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, then President of Turkmenistan]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 11:38 AM (XeU6L)

116 Damn I’m getting old as I remember very clearly where I was when something happened 40 years ago.
Posted by: Really??
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It gets worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 11:39 AM (XeU6L)

117 48 So, just how do they use people's conversations for advertising?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

Carl: "Frank, my refrigerator broke."
Frank: "You need a plumber?"
Carl: "Yes. Do you know a good one?"
Frank: "I'll be right over."

Later - up pops the grindr ads
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:19 AM (QQN0v)

O I C - they use the eavesdropped conversations to TARGET ads to the eavesdropee.....I was unclear what they were trying to do....

Somewhere some guy is wondering why his wife's computer is getting tons of discount motel ads...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:40 AM (QGaXH)

118 The only time I know how to pronounce Polish names is when they're written in Cyrillic.

They chose the strangest transliterations, didn't they? I'm starting to get used to some of them, though.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 11:40 AM (kG5OE)

119 Are CEOs as a class impressive, no? I’m sure a few are… Elon Musk comes to mind. The CEO of my company is not and I think he’s typical… he’s akin to a party apparatchik always quoting the party line no original thoughts

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 11:41 AM (YobFY)

120 When it comes to Polish names, Turtle Wax is pretty easy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:41 AM (8zz6B)

121 I won't allow voice activated agents in the house. Problem solved.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 11:41 AM (0U5gm)

122 I think she will be uninsurable as she is an nurse anesthetist and what she recommended would kill patients. That exposes hospitals and surgery centers using her to enormous liability
——-

25 years ago, maybe. She should be, or would be.

Insurance. They’ve been looking past a lot of skeevy stuff. For a long, long time. Because they are forced to. There’s more regulations on them then any other industry perhaps. This would be good, or could be, but like everything else has been twisted to leftist pressure.

For example. Any life insurance policy worth its salt would have an exclusion for biological warfare agents. WuHan Flu. Not a peep about that. Why? Because they know better.

Same with experimental medical trials. That’s what the “vaccine” is. Insurance doesn’t cover emergency experimental drugs that have not received FDA approval.

If there weren’t regulatory capture, the insurance industry could have been invaluable at blowing the entire debacle up. “We ain’t paying out for deaths caused by biological weapons tweaked for increased transmission”. Note well they didn’t say shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 11:41 AM (eOudo)

123 "Once you take a couple shots across the teeth from your brother, a little pee isn't so bad." - Brofo Omar, Wine Tycoon and Clit-free Incest Survivor, probably

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 11:42 AM (E5pD7)

124 Omar looks at the guy and flaps her arm right before he stands up. She's really bad at this stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 11:42 AM (2ocoG)

125 My wife got a check for $10 from class action settlement with Facebook. We're rolling in the high cotton now, baby!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 28, 2026 11:43 AM (+SzFD)

126 My wife got a check for $10 from class action settlement with Facebook.

Class actions are intended to make lawyers rich. That's the entire reason.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 11:44 AM (2ocoG)

127 Cases of "angel of mercy" killings have occurred for decades (even centuries). They typically involve an attention-seeking wannabe hero mentality. Even lower level nurses can find a way to provoke a life-threatening crisis in order to revel in the adrenaline rush of being in on the resuscitation. A Certified Nurse Anesthetist publicly musing on using curare to paralyze a patient's breathing for political differences takes it to a whole different level. Access to drugs like curare and fentanyl is quite easily managed by a CNA and repurposed for murderous uses.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 11:44 AM (qgHp7)

128 124 Omar looks at the guy and flaps her arm right before he stands up. She's really bad at this stuff.
Posted by: Ian S.

I know, right?

Posted by: Jussie Smollette at January 28, 2026 11:45 AM (Dv3i1)

129 125 My wife got a check for $10 from class action settlement with Facebook. We're rolling in the high cotton now, baby!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 28, 2026 11:43 AM (+SzFD)

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My wife got word on her bonus for the year.

Almost 50% of my annual pay from last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 11:45 AM (GBKbO)

130 68 I am facing intubation for upcoming spinal surgery and that exact drug is probably going to be used. That nurse cockroach should lose all certifications as no sane insurance company would cover a woman recommending murder for political reasons.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

I hope your surgery goes well and you have a speedy recovery!

Others mentioned previously - to paraphrase - liability lawyers/families should be deluging these hospitals with subpoenas (?) for records of their loved one's care if there was anything less than a stellar outcome and those nurses were involved or even just on shift somewhere in the hospital.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:46 AM (QGaXH)

131 “Tolerance” was a ruse, rhetoric intended to get decent, peaceable people to put up with outrageous bullshit. That’s it.

That was always and ever a one sided deal. See also: “Free Speech”. Leftists never compromise, unless your definition of compromise is “give them everything they want” and more.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 11:46 AM (eOudo)

132 Nothing new, etc. It's things like this that put me in a quandry regarding the Mangione affair and its likes. Feels like it's damned if we do, damned if we don't. That tends not to be a good sign for things to come.
Posted by: Brother Tim
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Eyes on the Prize, while evil exists, so does goodness and it will be thus until the Lord returns. I was reading the parable of the minas in Luke last night and it gives much to ponder about.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)

133 At 425+ comments, I'm beginning to suspect there's no correlation between the quality of the art and the number of comments on the Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 10:55 AM (0sNs1)

To be fair, 100+ comments were lame-a** bird puns...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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I love you guys. I looked at it as an antisemitic painting, not really worth mentioning. The "Bird Men" in black with medieval hats, old-fashioned black shoes, are (it appears to me) selecting a bird for Kapparot.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 11:46 AM (rj6Yv)

134 I don't remember exactly how to spell his name, but one of the boiler maintenance guys at a job had a name that started with sound of a 'z' and ended with the sound of 'ski'. But the spelling started with an S and ended with ye.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 11:47 AM (7b9Rm)

135 Norm: "I don't know where I was when JFK was shot, but if someone asks, I'm gonna pretend I do so I don't feel stupid."

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:48 AM (QQN0v)

136 Was Challenger 40 years ago today? I remember where I was, what I was doing when I heard about it....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Well, I thought this was funny. When I was in law school shortly after Challenger, we were reading a case regarding a tourist stage coach that had overturned injuring passengers. The cause was a faulty singletree. (Although we didn't know it, it is a small wooden or metal bar behind a harnessed horse used to balance the pull of a driving horse.) The professor asked a student to tell what a singletree is. Without missing a beat she responded, "a low tech O ring."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 11:48 AM (L/fGl)

137 Omar looks at the guy and flaps her arm right before he stands up. She's really bad at this stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 11:42 AM


He almost messed it up a bit earlier in the video. He started to get up and then sat back down and waited for her to finish her "heroic" speech. She gave the signal at the end of her speech and she got applause she wanted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 11:48 AM (0N4FZ)

138 No more evil nurse stuff today please.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (viF8m)

139 Impossible names pronounced nothing like they’re spelled… Mike Krzyzewski enters the thread…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (YobFY)

140 This is why you need to take an armored vehicle to the market.

https://is.gd/nUEUq3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 11:07 AM (L/fGl)
__________

When I was a baby lawyer, I was working a case that involved Russian gas companies, and by extension certain oligarchs. These are very very very bad dudes.

The case was pending in Russia. We of course had no chance to win. But just to ensure that the case would be decided in favor of the oligarchs, they sent a message to one of the judges who was seen as potentially neutral.

The message? They blew up this judge's car with an RPG on his way to the courthouse. Right in the middle of the street. I was not there at the time, but the partner in charge was in a separate car about 100 feet away. He saw it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (iFTx/)

141
POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (y9nCu)

142 My wife got word on her bonus for the year.

Almost 50% of my annual pay from last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But has she liked and subscribed yet?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)

143 Norm: "I don't know where I was when JFK was shot, but if someone asks, I'm gonna pretend I do so I don't feel stupid."

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:48 AM (QQN0v)
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Bad idea. You come off sounding like a gassy know-all.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (BJnkV)

144 No more evil nurse stuff today please.

Hey, they didn't spend 6 years in evil nursing school to be called sane.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (2ocoG)

145 No more evil nurse stuff today please.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (viF8m)

Can we move on to evil telephone sanitizers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (8zz6B)

146 87 FBI should ask Omar if she wants to file an official report. That would be telling.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 28, 2026 11:30 AM (V6W16)

Somebody else mentioned - it's telling if they didn't lock the room down, analyze the liquid, send everybody to the hospital for observation....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (QGaXH)

147 142 My wife got word on her bonus for the year.

Almost 50% of my annual pay from last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But has she liked and subscribed yet?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)

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I acted as her proxy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (GBKbO)

148 Norm: "I don't know where I was when JFK was shot, but if someone asks, I'm gonna pretend I do so I don't feel stupid."
Posted by: ...
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Math class. It was announced over the PA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (XeU6L)

149 129 My wife got word on her bonus for the year.

Almost 50% of my annual pay from last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 11:45 AM (GBKbO)

Her parents don't hate you for making less than she does?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (uEmCf)

150 POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (y9nCu)
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Mr. Chips.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM (BJnkV)

151 Anesthesiology is viewed differently in a low-trust society.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM (qgHp7)

152 selecting a bird for Kapparot.

Will a bucket from KFC do?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Kt19C)

153 I hope your surgery goes well and you have a speedy recovery!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Insurers and lawyers are going to be poring over these records as eventually almost every medical practioner has to deal with the legal system and insurance system over time.

It would be as if I, as a driver, was posting videos of me breaking speed and traffic laws and my insurance company takes umbrage and cancels my coverage and/or law enforcement uses that to prosecute me. Hearsay exceptions always include statements against interest by a witness as to their veracity, outlook, etc.

Same reason to not post stupid vigilante fantasies on gun threads or discussion boards. Same with posting while drunk or stoned. There is no real anonymity if a law firm or prosecutor feels otherwise.

Always figure that the internet is forever and not a place to serve as an emotional venting apparatus nor idiotic social signalling purposes advocating illegal or immoral acts.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:52 AM (E4rtv)

154 Something happy instead. We beat Budweiser.

Celebrate the victories.

https://tinyurl.com/hfxrubuk

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 11:52 AM (viF8m)

155 Anesthesiology is viewed differently in a low-trust society.
Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM


A bribe works, half now, half after you wake up.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 11:52 AM (jc0TO)

156 149
Her parents don't hate you for making less than she does?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (uEmCf)

=====

Lost my job 3 months ago, but I was also making about half as much as she was.

Her mom's poor and is just happy to see her daughter thrive. Her dad struggles with emotional connection.

Just remember...like and subscribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 11:52 AM (GBKbO)

157 The message? They blew up this judge's car with an RPG on his way to the courthouse. Right in the middle of the street. I was not there at the time, but the partner in charge was in a separate car about 100 feet away. He saw it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (iFTx/)

There's got to be a market somewhere for that sort of expertise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 11:52 AM (8zz6B)

158 79 Corporations are people too. I know this to be true as SCOTUS said so.
------------------
Corporations are immortal provided they don't fuck up. No human is immortal.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 11:52 AM (Hpgos)

159 Omar looks at the guy and flaps her arm right before he stands up. She's really bad at this stuff.

Article I read said he was arrested and identified. If the charges just mysteriously go away, that is good reason to suspect it's bogus. On the other hand, it would be amusing if Omar realizes that and throws him under the bus.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 11:53 AM (Fs0KI)

160 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:40 AM (QGaXH)

Interesting. I will have to read up

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:53 AM (QQN0v)

161 selecting a bird for Kapparot.

Will a bucket from KFC do?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Kt19C)
-

Remember: you can't spell kaparrot without "parrot"!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:53 AM (BJnkV)

162 119 Are CEOs as a class impressive, no? I’m sure a few are… Elon Musk comes to mind. The CEO of my company is not and I think he’s typical… he’s akin to a party apparatchik always quoting the party line no original thoughts
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 11:41 AM (YobFY)
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My CEO is pretty good as far as CEOs of major tech companies go. Has a good vision and leads the company with a pretty steady hand without flailing about over every new shiny thing that comes along. They're all at the mercy of their boards though, so they have to mouth the words.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 11:53 AM (5aZAZ)

163 No more evil nurse stuff today please.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (viF8m)

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Not even if they're bravely & stunningly dancing with masks on?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 11:53 AM (shv/h)

164 sounding like a gassy know-all.

Y'know who else was gassy?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 11:53 AM (Kt19C)

165 "Andy Kazmierczak"

My tongue just jumped out of my mouth and hid behind a chair when I tried to pronounce that
Posted by: gKWVE


I'm going to guess "Kammer-shak".

But it's probably "luxury-yacht"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 11:54 AM (a+4eV)

166 151 Anesthesiology is viewed differently in a low-trust society.
Posted by: muldoon
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Same goes for a lot of medical care.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

167 selecting a bird for Kapparot.

Will a bucket from KFC do?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Kt19C)
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It should. It has wings and fries.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:54 AM (BJnkV)

168 Article I read said he was arrested and identified. If the charges just mysteriously go away, that is good reason to suspect it's bogus. On the other hand, it would be amusing if Omar realizes that and throws him under the bus.
Posted by: Oddbob


If she does, he'll be squealing.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:54 AM (RoI99)

169 Omar looks at the guy and flaps her arm right before he stands up. She's really bad at this stuff.


Back and to the left ... back ... and to the left ... back .. and to the left

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 11:54 AM (jc0TO)

170 99 A reference to Stripes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syV2LkGpQB0
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

Just to be clear - I meant my 'Good call Rev' comment to be taken as appreciation, not sarcasm.

Francis the Talking Mule goes all the way back to the 1940's and WWII

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:54 AM (QGaXH)

171 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (iFTx/)

There is a phrase in Russian, "telefonnoye pravosudiye," or "telephone jurisprudence," referring to when somebody in power calls up a judge and tells him how to rule in a particular case.

Sounds like the message your judge got was a lot stronger than a phone call. Maybe he did get one but was inclined to ignore it, so somebody had to send a stronger message.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)

172 I remember where I was, what I was doing when I heard about it....

Yep. In Fry's, near the TV section, looking for EPROMs, I believe. (ask your grandparents, kids!)

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 11:55 AM (kG5OE)

173
When I was a baby lawyer, I was working a case that involved Russian gas companies, and by extension certain oligarchs. These are very very very bad dudes.
------

Recommended read:

'Red Notice: A True Story of High Finance, Murder, and One Man's Fight for Justice' by Bill Browder

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 11:55 AM (XeU6L)

174 Will a bucket from KFC do?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Kt19C)

Jobu will not be pleased.

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at January 28, 2026 11:55 AM (PSEDc)

175 Article I read said he was arrested and identified. If the charges just mysteriously go away, that is good reason to suspect it's bogus. On the other hand, it would be amusing if Omar realizes that and throws him under the bus.
----

But, then, he has a reason to confess her involvement in the cunning stunt.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 11:56 AM (7b9Rm)

176 It is doubly against society's interest to be lenient with corporations, first because of failing to disincentivize the actions against interest, and perhaps even more importantly, said antisocial behavior and its permittedness is then used by socialist conmen in their scam patter. Even if there is some weirdo out there who actually loves corporations, he must then loathe socialists at least as much as normal people do; and so corporations need to be held to account in a meaningful way, so that their misbehavior can't be used by truly evil men to agitate for something even worse.

If you need an analogy, it's like the anecdote told by a union organizer of how he was on a flight next to an executive, and freely told him the secret of how to prevent union organizing: fire the bad managers. He knew they wouldn't use the secret, and they didn't. Well, firing the bad corporations to prevent socialist organizing is our macro equivalent.

Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 11:56 AM (Sy6m/)

177 174 Will a bucket from KFC do?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Kt19C)

Jobu will not be pleased.
------------
Would a fifth of Rum and some cigars make Jobu happy?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 11:56 AM (Hpgos)

178 99 A reference to Stripes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

Thank you - I'll have to re-watch Stripes as I don't remember the context.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 11:57 AM (QGaXH)

179 154.

I have the most appropriate boner in weeks after seeing that.

*Still hope the foreign conglomerate that owns them have to spin off Budweiser and sell it to an American company that becomes the most based beer company on the planet.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 11:57 AM (KAXh/)

180 I don't know why WaPo is failing.

Washington Post reports study claiming black people have shorter lifespans because of racism

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 11:57 AM (L/fGl)

181 Are CEOs as a class impressive, no? I’m sure a few are… Elon Musk comes to mind. The CEO of my company is not and I think he’s typical… he’s akin to a party apparatchik always quoting the party line no original thoughts
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
======
Musk is an entrepreneur which is a horse of a different color compared to CEOs. Same relationship as owning a store as a partner versus having a manager run it.

CEO does not equate to entrepreneur no matter how much many of these dotards think it does. An entrepreneur risks his own fortune as an owner-partial or not, a CEO risks the money of shareholders. An entrepreneur may be a CEO in title because they own a big proportion of the company but few CEOs are entrepreneurs under that metric.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

182 In Fry's, near the TV section, looking for EPROMs, I believe.

Let's see, 1985... 2764s? Or not that pricey?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 11:58 AM (2ocoG)

183 There's a quote I've enjoyed for many years that fits: "how bowel-liquefyingly scared I was by such a horrific wrist-slapping." Sounds quite a bit more evil and dismissive than "please don't throw me in the briar patch!"

Posted by: Octochicken at January 28, 2026 11:58 AM (oCS0o)

184 143 Norm: "I don't know where I was when JFK was shot, but if someone asks, I'm gonna pretend I do so I don't feel stupid."
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:48 AM (QQN0v)
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Bad idea. You come off sounding like a gassy know-all.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 11:50 AM (BJnkV)
--

The lone pun-man

Posted by: Jay Jones at January 28, 2026 11:59 AM (0bjKf)

185 If you're lucky though, you won't get fucked in the ass in the drunk tank. Big Tech and Big Business? Yeah, invest in lubricant.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 28, 2026 11:59 AM (MZ+PY)

186 Washington Post reports study claiming black people have shorter lifespans because of racism
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Simple maff, live fast die young is not conducive to living long.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:00 PM (Hpgos)

187 The message? They blew up this judge's car with an RPG on his way to the courthouse. Right in the middle of the street. I was not there at the time, but the partner in charge was in a separate car about 100 feet away. He saw it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 11:49 AM (iFTx/)
=====

I watched a YT Short last night that showed an RPG team in a minivan suddenly pull to the curb. The sliding door opened and out tumbled the assassin with the RPG ready to go. He launched and was back inside. All in about 20 seconds.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:00 PM (rj6Yv)

188 If you need an analogy, it's like the anecdote told by a union organizer of how he was on a flight next to an executive, and freely told him the secret of how to prevent union organizing: fire the bad managers. He knew they wouldn't use the secret, and they didn't. Well, firing the bad corporations to prevent socialist organizing is our macro equivalent.
Posted by: SciVo
=====
No less than Calvin Coolidge said as much. Too many people of a certain age though got entranced by the Chicago School of economics and turned into viewing regulating corporations as akin to violating human property rights.

Most such movements are better recognized as critiques, not something a realist would ever use as holy writ for concrete policy decisions.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)

189 In the 1980s under Reagan business taxes were reduced. Before st the end of the year after looking at their profits corporations had a choice declare high profits and Psy taxes on them. Or reinvest back inuo the company with both infrastructure and human resources
Or
Pay those profits out in races.

After businesses didn't have to pay high taxes they stopped growing the business
Then the Chinese ate your lunch

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 12:01 PM (D+y54)

190 >>I have the most appropriate boner in weeks after seeing that.


Play it pretty for Atlanta.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 12:01 PM (viF8m)

191 165 It's Kaz-mer-zhack.in most polack neighborhoods. Would be complimented with the first name of Jan or Kaszmir.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2026 12:01 PM (gm9Sb)

192 Let's see, 1985... 2764s? Or not that pricey?

Yep. Used a lot in the Mac world to modify things.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (kG5OE)

193 WaPo?

More like LOLPo, amiright?

The type of group that you see drowning and want to helpfully throw them an anvil.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (KAXh/)

194 It's just like a journalist to try to swim a river with all that stolen chain.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 28, 2026 12:03 PM (jc0TO)

195 157 The message? They blew up this judge's car with an RPG on his way to the courthouse. Right in the middle of the street. I was not there at the time, but the partner in charge was in a separate car about 100 feet away. He saw it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
====
Oh, you mean like what happened to Gov. Kemp's potential future son in law's car which exploded on the interstate to the degree that the engine was thrown a far piece from the wreckage.

That kind of message.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:03 PM (E4rtv)

196 sounding like a gassy know-all.


********

The shots that killed JKF came from a gassy know-all.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (qgHp7)

197 Oh, you mean like what happened to Gov. Kemp's potential future son in law's car which exploded on the interstate to the degree that the engine was thrown a far piece from the wreckage.

That kind of message.
----------------
Do you think Hunter worries about this?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (Hpgos)

198 Nood syringe

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (aVO1v)

199 194.

Someone should teach these journalists not to fall in old mine shafts in the woods.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (KAXh/)

200
Cases of "angel of mercy" killings have occurred for decades (even centuries).

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 11:44 AM (qgHp7)



Long ago, I read an essay from a nursing home RN in an undergrad critical thinking class where she wrote almost poetically about the suffering of a patient who had dementia and cripplingly painful physical ailments. She caressed his head and injected him with an OD of morphine. She wrote of her gratification as she watched his pained expression turn to peaceful eternal sleep.

The class began discussing the essay, with all these kids barely out of high school expressing admiration for the RN's courage in bringing him peace. When the professor asked me about it, I simply stated "She wasn't courageous, she was pathological. She's a fucking serial killer." Which was exactly the point that the prof was making.

I have no doubt that those clueless college brats learned that admiration for pure evil in their high school classrooms.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (y9nCu)

201 Anesthesiology is viewed differently in a low-trust society.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 11:51 AM

----------

MAID in Canada.

Medical Anesthesia In Dying?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (rAKH6)

202 Oh, you mean like what happened to Gov. Kemp's potential future son in law's car which exploded on the interstate to the degree that the engine was thrown a far piece from the wreckage.

That kind of message.
Posted by: whig

Well, that does put an exclamation point on the message.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 12:07 PM (L/fGl)

203 Oops. I missed the original set-up for the gassy know-all comment. My apologies.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (qgHp7)

204 Should be one person of authority in the organization who goes to jail for x years.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (EyfuW)

205 I suspect that the well-seasoned renowned orthopedic foot specialist who was the surgeon oof record for my foot surgery actually dozed in a comfy chair in the corner of the OR while his junior fellow-in-training did the actual surgery. I'll never know.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (qgHp7)

206 The only time I know how to pronounce Polish names is when they're written in Cyrillic.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)

Growing up in the 50's in a neighborhood of Eastern European people and, being the offspring of Hungarian/Slovak parents, I became pretty adept at pronouncing those names.

Posted by: the next democrat president at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (5xuJ/)

207 The problem is that "The Corporation" takes "The Punishment".
Hah! That's like talking about punishing a glass of water.
No, these decisions that result in illegal activity are made by real flesh and blood humans. "The algorithm did it!" No, whoever wrote that code did it, or whoever entered the data to cause the algorithm to produce that result did it.
Yes, it can get damned complicated, but that's the reason we have courts and trials. We split criminal cases into guilt and punishment sections. There's no reason we can't add another phase: who? Guilt - was the a violation of the law by "The Corporation"? Who - which individual(s) made the decision. Punishment - $ for the company and time for the people.
Until we start applying "The Punishment" to the real.people making the decisions - and profiting by them - it'll remain "a cost of doing business" and the behavior will continue.
Luigi Mangione tried to apply vigilante "justice" in the only way he could. Maybe he's just a psychopath, but if not, I'd bet that he would have been satisfied by bankrupting the United board, but neither he nor we have that power now. Until we do, bad things will continue to.happen, in both directions.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (hKN+e)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Carrington Burnley.jpg

The Birdmen Of Burnley
Leonora Carrington

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 St

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:30 AM (BI5O2)

3 wth

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

4 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 09:30 AM (BJnkV)

5 I think I'm turning Japanese.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Alcatraz hardest hit.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (BJnkV)

7 Don't take the brown acid.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (N8ZBc)

8 Funnels

That is all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (jtM2q)

9 Charlie Chan and Co.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Gallery Wendi Norris

The Bird Men of Burnley, 1970
Oil on canvas
17 1/2 x 26 inches (44.5 x 66 cm)

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

11 Don't take the brown acid.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (N8ZBc)



My sentiments exactly.


This is what happens when you do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Birdhands! He's lecturing the white bird about his privilege and telling him to pass the mic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (BI5O2)

13 Okaaaaaay...

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

14 ?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

15 shArt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Peculiar

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

17 I think I'm turning Japanese.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:30 AM


You really think so?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (bFu5X)

18 We have three witches, so where's MacBeth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (uwNDP)

19 The birds were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Well. I like it better than yesterday's painting. That is not to say that I like it, would hang it in my home, or will seek out other paintings by this painter.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (98kQX)

21 The birdman on the left is wearing a monocle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

22 Judging by their hats, their feeding those birds in order to make chicken tagine, later.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (bFu5X)

23 What am looking at ?

Posted by: Tucker at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (VE6XX)

24 I mean it's weird, and it's real art, but WNH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (BI5O2)

25 LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)

26 Are you a cyclone ranger?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (uwNDP)

27 No comment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (Ycfbw)

28 What is this from? Some Wednesday Addams storybook?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (ufSfZ)

29 Brown acid...it's the only explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.it'siii at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (XeU6L)

30 What is that object on the floor? It looks like a small rug with a banana embroidered into it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

31 What am looking at ?

Posted by: Tucker at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (VE6XX)
-

Are we playing Twenty Questions?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM (BJnkV)

32 What am looking at ?
Posted by: Tucker at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (VE6XX)

Just Asking Questions, I see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)

33 Yikes!

That extra shot of tequila last night was a mistake.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM (ZdhjE)

34 "The Birdmen Of Burnley" sounds like it should be in the opening line of a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

35 No, I said "Birdland"!

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM (XuXeR)

36 Such dainty ankles for the birdmen, perhaps they are trans.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM (0nHVk)

37 Spy v Spy from Mad Magazine. Weird but I like . Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 09:35 AM (IDEQi)

38 "What is that object on the floor? It looks like a small rug with a banana embroidered into it."

Japanese toilet.

Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 09:35 AM (N8ZBc)

39 We have three witches, so where's MacBeth?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026


***
Their spell transformed Macbeth and his wife into those greenish-blue and white birds in the transparent tent. Long live King Duncan!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

40 I’m a little teapot, short and stout
Here is is my handle, here is my…
Whatever, I don’t know what kind of warped Thorazine driven hallucination is going on here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 09:35 AM (Sxl5b)

41 "The Birdmen Of Burnley" sounds like it should be in the opening line of a limerick."

Doesn't rhyme with "nantucket"

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:35 AM (XuXeR)

42 At least Leonora did not include us in this travesty.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority. at January 28, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

43 Pfft. Pikers.
-- Zombie Robert Stroud

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

44 >> What is that object on the floor? It looks like a small rug with a banana embroidered into it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM

Looks like a sphincter to me.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2026 09:36 AM (98kQX)

45 Apparently, the artist was also a short story writer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 28, 2026 09:36 AM (ufSfZ)

46 "The Birdmen Of Burnley" sounds like it should be in the opening line of a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick lover at January 28, 2026


***
". . . tended to speak sternly"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

47
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 09:37 AM (tgvbd)

48 Gatchaman > Birdmen of Burnley

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 09:37 AM (uEmCf)

49 Alternate title:

"It Took a While Before Colonel Sanders Worked Out the Secret Recipe For Kentucky Fried Chicken"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 09:37 AM (iJfKG)

50 Their facial hair grooming habits are... unique.

Posted by: Casually observing at January 28, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

51 That's Ninja Science Team Gatchaman nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:38 AM (uwNDP)

52 Alternate title:

"It Took a While Before Colonel Sanders Worked Out the Secret Recipe For Kentucky Fried Chicken"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026


***
"Here, chicky, chicky, chicky . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

53 We're over halfway through 100 comments. The sooner we get there, the better.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

54 Is CBD still stuck in London? Is this his cry for help?

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

55 The birdmen must be collectors, the birds are encased in Lucite as Carbonite hadn't been invented yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:40 AM (uwNDP)

56 The one on the left has no arms. The one in the middle has an unnaturally long arm.

Posted by: Casually observing at January 28, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

57 No sex
No drugs
No wine
No women
No fun
No sin
No you
No wonder it's dark

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

58 Not all the floor writing is legible

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 28, 2026 09:40 AM (JRP2U)

59 Carrington was a big-time devotee of Surrealism, which may explain part of this painting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

60 too "birdy"

Posted by: Otto Pen at January 28, 2026 09:41 AM (sJHOI)

61 Thanks for the chuckle CBD.

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)

62 The one in the middle has an unnaturally long arm.
Posted by: Casually observing

With a bird's head at the end instead of a hand.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

63 Up in the air, Junior Birdmen......

Posted by: US Bureau of Air Commerce at January 28, 2026 09:41 AM (oftw2)

64 What is the one on the right supposed to be holding?

Posted by: Not a fan of this art at January 28, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

65 The one on the left has no arms. The one in the middle has an unnaturally long arm.
Posted by: Casually observing at January 28, 2026


***
And the third one seems to be holding a large but strapless bra.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

66
Looks like a sphincter to me.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2026 09:36 AM (98kQX)



We shall soon see a comment from Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

67 51 That's Ninja Science Team Gatchaman nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:38 AM (uwNDP)

Don't make me call it G-Force.

I'll do it.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (uEmCf)

68 Has an Oriental vibe?

Posted by: pookysgirl is confused at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (Wt5PA)

69 THE BIRDMEN OF BURNLEY WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (vt7xw)

70 Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

71 too "birdy"
Posted by: Otto Pen

Where's Ann Margaret?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

72 No dog. Not art.

Look for her self-portrait.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (ufSfZ)

73 I read up a little just now on Carrington. Her father tried to have her committed to an insane asylum as a young lady. He was right. Perhaps not about having her committed, she wasn't dangerous. But, she was a certifiable lunatic, no doubt about it.

And she had a fascination with human-animal chimera that foreshadows Morning Glory Milking Farm.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (BI5O2)

74 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (Y8DZL)

75 The one in the middle has an unnaturally long arm.
Posted by: Casually observing
*
With a bird's head at the end instead of a hand.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026


***
The "bird hands" phenomenon is not new. I saw a character on a ST:TNG episode this week doing the same gesture.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

76 Alternate title:

"For Sadie Hawkin's Day in Minneapolis, You Pretty Much Take What You Can Get"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

77 Has to be fake. Birds aren't real.

Tiny flying dinosaurs. Riiiight.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 09:43 AM (gtcuf)

78 I'm half-expecting an eldritch abomination to manifest above that symbol on the floor, summoned by the cultists who have altered themselves in their mad devotion.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 09:43 AM (ESVrU)

79 The one in the middle has an unnaturally long arm.

You BASTARD!!

**sobs**

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 28, 2026 09:43 AM (ufSfZ)

80 There's about eight hours of Gatchaman on YouTube to watch. Subtitled..

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:44 AM (uwNDP)

81 "And the third one seems to be holding a large but strapless bra."

Does he know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 28, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

82 What is the one on the right supposed to be holding?
Posted by: Not a fan of this art

Looks like a butterfly to me. A really BIG butterfly.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

83 "And the third one seems to be holding a large but strapless bra."

It looks like it has nipples

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (VE6XX)

84 I can't say this grabs me. It's neither surreal enough to spark interesting observations, nor realistic enough to say, 'Hey, that guy looks like [actor's name]" or "Love the grain of the wooden floor!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

85 This is delightfully creepy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (ftFVW)

86 Not particularly crazy about his painting, but she has some other more colorful and imaginative works.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (NV5p1)

87 THE BIRDMEN OF BURNLEY WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 09:42 AM (vt7xw)


Nice. I laughed.

And I'd pay to see that movie!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)

88 Certainly a lot to digest in that piece. Compelling, but would not hang, - I'd sell it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (oT7pT)

89 85 This is delightfully creepy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (ftFVW)


I agree with the creepy part...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 09:46 AM (VE6XX)

90 I like this, weird and ethereal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)

91 Oh well, back to crap.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 09:46 AM (AlhUl)

92 "It looks like it has nipples
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM"

Boob thread!

Posted by: It's inevitable at January 28, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

93 So you saying the third one wishes to be a butterfly girl?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:48 AM (uwNDP)

94 "The Birdmen Of Burnley" sounds like it should be in the opening line of a limerick."

**********

Muldoon, Art Critic Extraordinaire - a limerick

The Birdmen of Burnley? What schlock!
A cartoonish piece we all mock
It shows birds of a feather
All gathered together
And I say, "What? The actual flock?"

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

95 "Hi, I'm Aviary, this is my brother Ornithol and my other brother, Ornithol."

Posted by: one hour sober at January 28, 2026 09:48 AM (Y1sOo)

96 Ah, art of the blague era

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:49 AM (ciYHQ)

97 Blech

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 28, 2026 09:49 AM (PSEDc)

98
Boob thread!
Posted by: It's inevitable at January 28, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)



https://is.gd/XyKckK

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

99 Pfffffftttt!

Posted by: The Darwins of Duxbury at January 28, 2026 09:49 AM (0yjaw)

100 Oh well, back to crap.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 09:46 AM (AlhUl)



Hope it comes out ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

101 Too weird to hang

Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 09:49 AM (GKyrs)

102 What is that object on the floor? It looks like a small rug with a banana embroidered into it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:34 AM


It really ties the room together.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 09:50 AM (jc0TO)

103 Is this the jacket art for the Dunwitch Horror?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:50 AM (uwNDP)

104 black plague era lol (smashes gremlin)

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:50 AM (ciYHQ)

105 Yuck.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 28, 2026 09:50 AM (DgMqy)

106 Welp, I can see now what sort of day it's going to be.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:50 AM (6tnon)

107 WTF??

Posted by: lin-duh at January 28, 2026 09:50 AM (VCgbV)

108
Did the artist get paid for this?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2026 09:50 AM (Az0rf)

109 What is that object on the floor? It looks like a small rug with a banana embroidered into it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Where's the rice?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

110 They
Are
Witches

Posted by: The Darwins of Duxbury at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (0yjaw)

111 You guys are winging with the comments.

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)

112 [ ] tree
[ ] dog
[ ] boobs

[X] brown acid

Profit!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (ULPxl)

113 And just because it can be painted doesn't mean it should be painted.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (6tnon)

114 Ah, art of the blague era
Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026


***
adj.: humbug, claptrap, raillery

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

115 Why is the tallest one's hand the head of a swan?

Posted by: The Darwins of Duxbury at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (0yjaw)

116 The painting puts me in mind of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (ftFVW)

117 Bravo muldoon!

Posted by: Limerick lover at January 28, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

118 Are they a'sposta be Chinese or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 09:52 AM (06Hmj)

119 Off to work. Braving the frozen streets of North Texas.

Wish me luck.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

120 Is this painting supposed to be a parroty of something?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

121 What is that object on the floor? It looks like a small rug with a banana embroidered into it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026
*
It really ties the room together.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026


***
"Hey. man, nice marmot."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

122 Wish me luck.........
Posted by: Sponge


Good luck, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

123 How do you know they're witches?

Posted by: Monty Python at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

124 She would tell people she was created when her mother banged a mechanical animal inseminator full of jizz from a bunch of different creatures.

Coocoo bananas. Complicated art school chicks, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (BI5O2)

125 >>> 115 Why is the tallest one's hand the head of a swan?
Posted by: The Darwins of Duxbury at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (0yjaw)

Super-ultra bird hands!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (ULPxl)

126 Are they a'sposta be Chinese or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026


***
It does make you think of the usual artwork depicting Dr. Fu Manchu.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

127 Look on the bright side, it's not a Hunter Biden watercolor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (uwNDP)

128 Astronomers use AI to discover hundreds of weird galaxies in Hubble archive

-
Wait. They're calling some other galaxies weird?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (L/fGl)

129 I think I need to go lay down with a damp washcloth on my forehead.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (6tnon)

130 Amazing axed 16k jobs.
Learn to code…oh right.
lol

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (4uLDQ)

131 Leonara was nuts and like many who call themselves "artist" she never worked a day in her crazy bitch life, lived off of my accumulated wealth and caused nothing but trouble while promoting marxism and other crazy loser ideas.

You know, like the Monster Children of today.

Posted by: Zombie Harold Carrington, Leonara's Daddy at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (R/m4+)

132

Got a definite "farts & craps" vibe to it.

Posted by: imp at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (g6TN6)

133 to blave

the black plague

the blague

I'm not a witch I'm you're wife!

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (ciYHQ)

134 And just because it can be painted doesn't mean it should be painted.
Posted by: Weasel

It's not that it shouldn't have been painted; it shouldn't have been posted.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (KAi1n)

135 Is this painting supposed to be a parroty of something?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026


***
Soon someone will Tweety this to X.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

136 Coocoo bananas. Complicated art school chicks, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (BI5O2)

You never give them your real number, dude.

If you really wanna do something fun, you give them the number for the local free clinic instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (06Hmj)

137
In addition to painting demoralizing hallucinations, did the artist also promote mass third world immigration into Britain?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (Az0rf)

138 And just because it can be painted doesn't mean it should be painted.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:51 AM (6tnon)


That sounds suspiciously like a challenge!

A surrealism retrospective in honor of Weasel!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (Zv8bq)

139 115 Why is the tallest one's hand the head of a swan?
Posted by: The Darwins of Duxbury

+++
No doubt signaling a black swan event.

Posted by: Alex Jones wannabe at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

140 Daleks!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 09:55 AM (8zz6B)

141 The artist certainly had a varied career-painter, sculptor, novelist, short story writer.

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 09:55 AM (lJ0H4)

142 A Carrington signaling a Black Swan event?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (uwNDP)

143
That sound suspiciously like a challenge!

A surrealism retrospective in honor of Weasel!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (Zv8bq)
-----
You're right! The horde must suffer!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (6tnon)

144 The one in back is a silly old trout.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (Sxl5b)

145 Don't look like they got a chicken in there.

Ce'ci n'est pas un peep.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (06Hmj)

146 "Free Clinic"

LOL. Haven't heard that phrase since "Chico ans The Man"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

147 A feather?
In the Money Pit area?
Dating to the mid-16th century?
Is it possible the Birdmen of Burnley visited Oak Island in 1582 and buried something of great value?

Posted by: Breathless voiceover guy at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (qgHp7)

148 Didn't Poe write about Leonora?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (uwNDP)

149 You're right! The horde must suffer!!
Posted by: Weasel


Retirement isn't agreeing with you, is it?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

150 124 She would tell people she was created when her mother banged a mechanical animal inseminator full of jizz from a bunch of different creatures.

Coocoo bananas. Complicated art school chicks, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:53 AM (BI5O2)

But how did the father punish himself for his genes having failed to create a non-insane person?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (uEmCf)

151
AfghanistanMOME

https://tinyurl.com/mpr2upe9


Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (iJfKG)

152 Get ready to hear "bomb cyclone" on the weather news again.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (Y1sOo)

153 The hats, the stringy hair and beards are the clues. Anyone familiar with medieval art can figure this crap out in a hurry.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (rj6Yv)

154 Didn't Poe write about Leonora?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Lenore. Nevermore.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

155 >>>And just because it can be painted doesn't mean it should be painted.
Posted by: Weasel

It's not that it shouldn't have been painted; it shouldn't have been posted.

Posted by: Dark Litigator

>Come, come now, this painting is his-stork.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (oT7pT)

156 I think I need to go lay down with a damp washcloth on my forehead.
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (6tnon)


Is that still legal in Virginia?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (ExV1e)

157 Who wants Presdent PeesHisPants back?

Posted by: ConcealedKerryOrSubMitt at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (bonmg)

158 A surrealism retrospective in honor of Weasel!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 09:54 AM (Zv8bq)
====

At first glance this looked like Jean Michel Folon

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)

159 Who's to blame for the Minnesota violence (and it's not Trump)?

CBS News Pins Blame on Nick Shirley for Minneapolis Unrest

-
Sumbitch thought he could tell the truth and get away with it but CBS News put an end to that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

160 New Bud commercial for Super Bowl. Lesson learned?

https://tinyurl.com/3srz3tnt


My absolute favorite is still "The Bow":

https://tinyurl.com/3yefy3bn

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (3ImbR)

161 >Come, come now, this painting is his-stork.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (oT7pT)

I wouldn't crane my neck to get a look at it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (06Hmj)

162 Get ready to hear "bomb cyclone" on the weather news again.
Posted by: one hour sober

Ooh, and a "polar vortex," too!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

163 I wonder if this painting would tern into a thread about Star Trek.

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (Oy/m2)

164 Is that still legal in Virginia?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:57 AM (ExV1e)
----
Probably not, but I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (6tnon)

165
Alcatraz hardest hit.

_____________

Robert Stroud was a psychopath. He deserved every nanosecond of his imprisonment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (tgvbd)

166 Since I'm slow, I missed if another one of you shared this already (my emphasis added):

https://is.gd/dUJz4I
@MJTruthUltra
Pondering on this, this is how you know this was fake AF

A man sprayed an "unknown" liquid on a member of Congress - no immediate evacuation, no hazmat, no emergency decontamination

In an age where biological risks are increasing… the only reason you don't do that is if you set it up.

That bitch set this up lol

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (ULPxl)

167 Who's to blame for the Minnesota violence (and it's not Trump)?

——

The Jews obviously.
- Cucker Tarlson

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (4uLDQ)

168 A surrealism retrospective
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Look at den fancy words. You trying to flirt with me sweetie?

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (ciYHQ)

169 Didn't Poe write about Leonora?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (uwNDP)


"Lenore."

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (ufSfZ)

170 I wouldn't crane my neck to get a look at it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Don't be bittern about it. From heron out, try to think positive thoughts.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

171 Well, at least it's not boring....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (VE6XX)

172 >>What is that object on the floor? It looks like a small rug with a banana embroidered into it.


We could tell you, but then we'd have to turn you into a newt!!

Posted by: The Sorcerers of Salem at January 28, 2026 10:00 AM (0yjaw)

173 This painting is hard to swallow.

Posted by: reason at January 28, 2026 10:00 AM (Y2NHL)

174 Get ready to hear "bomb cyclone" on the weather news again.
Posted by: one hour sober

Ooh, and a "polar vortex," too!
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

Didn’t everyone die last weekend from the snow storm? Who cares.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:00 AM (4uLDQ)

175 Probably should get organized. Pipes to washer still frozen, probably won't thaw until next week. So laundromat it will be today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 10:00 AM (uwNDP)

176 3 on 1 handicap match, tonight only, The Birdmen of Burnley vs The Eggman

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 28, 2026 10:00 AM (h/O4U)

177 "In 1935, Carrington's first essay, 'Jezzamathatics or Introduction to the Wonderful Process of Painting', was published before her story "'The Seventh Horse'. Carrington often used codes of words to dictate interpretation in her artwork. "Candlestick" is a code that she commonly used to represent her family, and the word "lord" for her father."

"Jezzamathatics"? Sounds like the kind of neologisms schizophrenics create.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

178 I've told you people ptarm and ptarmigan to lay off the bird puns!!

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)

179 what the hale, rickey bobby?!

Posted by: cmeat at January 28, 2026 10:01 AM (R11M+)

180 170 I wouldn't crane my neck to get a look at it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Don't be bittern about it. From heron out, try to think positive thoughts.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

At least it's not unsettling enough to drive me to kill, dear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 10:01 AM (06Hmj)

181 169 Didn't Poe write about Leonora?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:56 AM (uwNDP)

"Lenore."

----
Where's the raven?

Posted by: I was told there would be a raven at January 28, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

182 >>I wonder if this painting would tern into a thread about Star Trek.


Owl let you know if it does!

Posted by: The Sorcerers of Salem at January 28, 2026 10:01 AM (0yjaw)

183 I think the artist may have been a couple of tweets short of a full twitter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:02 AM (oT7pT)

184 Naming names.

CNN Writer Claims Only Violence in Minnesota Is from ICE and CBP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:02 AM (L/fGl)

185 Let osprey that there are no more bird puns.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

186 >>I've told you people ptarm and ptarmigan to lay off the bird puns!!

But you're not bittern about it?

Posted by: The Sorcerers of Salem at January 28, 2026 10:03 AM (0yjaw)

187 Probably not, but I don't give a shit.
Posted by: Weasel at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (6tnon)
=====
*points to Weasel's driveway*

Yeah, we're gonna need a traffic circle right there.

Posted by: Fraulein Governor Spannberger at January 28, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

188 Where's the raven?
Posted by: I was told there would be a raven at January 28, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

Gathering reinforcements.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 10:03 AM (06Hmj)

189 "bomb cyclone"
Posted by: one hour sober

"polar vortex"
Posted by: Bulg

I got a $100 for anyone who can get them to say
"abominable snowstorm"

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:03 AM (ciYHQ)

190 Doubt she could Ern any money from this painting....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:03 AM (VE6XX)

191 When the birds attack, there is nothing to do but duck and plover.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

192 Wait, someone is getting a bit aukward over the bird puns?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 10:04 AM (uwNDP)

193 Holy shit, someone overlayed the Aussie "break dancer" with the flashbang grenade girl rolling around on the ground.
Caption: Protest into a dance off.
Background music: Ice, ice baby

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (HXT0k)

194 174 Didn’t everyone die last weekend from the snow storm? Who cares.
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:00 AM (4uLDQ)

No. Everyone already died from Net Neutrality a few years ago.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (uEmCf)

195 So how much does a Grecian Ern?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (uwNDP)

196 >>> 159 Who's to blame for the Minnesota violence (and it's not Trump)?

CBS News Pins Blame on Nick Shirley for Minneapolis Unrest

-
Sumbitch thought he could tell the truth and get away with it but CBS News put an end to that!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

Remember when XiNN was telling everyone they were Down With The BLM Struggle and then their Hotlanta office tower was surrounded (but sadly, never set on fire)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (ULPxl)

197 >>Let osprey that there are no more bird puns.

Do not quail at the sight of our flocked up punnery!

Posted by: The Sorcerers of Salem at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (0yjaw)

198 I saw Schizophrenic Neologisms open for Talking Heads at Scotia Bank Arena in 'o2.

Their rendition oof Psycho Killer was to die for!

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (qgHp7)

199 When coming up with bird puns, don't go off half cocked.

Posted by: Groan... at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

200 The media’s number 1 job is to keep people (and especially women) scared.

Everything around you will kill you. Polar vortex. Global warming. Microplastics. Killer Bees from Mexico. Covid. White suptemacists.

It’s never ending.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:06 AM (4uLDQ)

201 I'm not any good at bird puns.

So I'm just going to grouse about it.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 10:06 AM (uEmCf)

202 "Jezzamathatics"? Sounds like the kind of neologisms schizophrenics create.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Or an MS-NOW economic theory; i.e., "making it up as we go along."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

203
Ooh, and a "polar vortex," too!
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

____________

*runs to store*
*buys up all the bread, milk and eggs*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 10:06 AM (tgvbd)

204 Ibis Elba is starring in the new Birdman of Alcatraz movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 28, 2026 10:06 AM (PSEDc)

205 Holy shit, someone overlayed the Aussie "break dancer" with the flashbang grenade girl rolling around on the ground.
Caption: Protest into a dance off.
Background music: Ice, ice baby
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:05 AM (HXT0k)

No link?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:07 AM (8zz6B)

206 Let osprey that there are no more bird puns.

Do not quail at the sight of our flocked up punnery!
Posted by: The Sorcerers of Salem

These bird puns are hard to swallow.

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:07 AM (lJ0H4)

207 Has a kind of Edward gorey feel to it

Posted by: BChasm Phone at January 28, 2026 10:07 AM (l4NSk)

208 >> This painting is hard to swallow.

CBD posted it on a lark.

Posted by: The Sorcerers of Salem at January 28, 2026 10:07 AM (0yjaw)

209 Well, at least it's not boring....
Posted by: It's me donna

Let's try "When You Bring Her Over To Meet Your Parents" for 400, Alex

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:07 AM (ciYHQ)

210 Breaking News; cold weather expected for January. Everyone panic.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (4uLDQ)

211 There once were three Birdmen of Burnley
Who lectured their mynahs etern'lly
Said one fowl, with a retch,
"If we must hear you kvetch
Could you please do it more taciturnly?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (OvMCw)

212 CBD should have posted it on a larch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (uwNDP)

213 I guess I stand aloon in my hatred of bird puns.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

214 All of this clucking about bird puns ruffles my feathers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (oT7pT)

215 We shall beat these bird puns to death.

Leave no tern unstoned!

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (qgHp7)

216 Everyone out here making bird puns. Meanwhile, the Somalis are robin us blind.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (h/O4U)

217 Corrupt birdmen. Looking to wet their beaks.

Posted by: Make it stop... at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

218 Leonora was born nuts, then she took a tern for the worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (8zz6B)

219 Not bird related but it looks like the "truce" with Walz and Frey is over... I hope Trump doubles ICE there....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

220 Titties and Kildeers

Posted by: Rodney Carrington at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (oEMAv)

221 CBD should have posted it on a larch.
Posted by: Anna Puma

What are yew talking about?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

222 We used to be a thing.

Posted by: Fish puns at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

223 >>I'm not any good at bird puns.

So I'm just going to grouse about it.


Eider you can, or you can't -- and you surely can.

Posted by: The Sorcerers of Salem at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (0yjaw)

224 Could you please do it more taciturnly?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM (OvMCw)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:10 AM (8zz6B)

225 >>We used to be a thing.
Posted by: Fish puns


Camembert that time, TBH

Posted by: Cheese puns at January 28, 2026 10:10 AM (0yjaw)

226 >>> 203
Ooh, and a "polar vortex," too!
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

____________

*runs to store*
*buys up all the bread, milk and eggs*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 10:06 AM (tgvbd)

Yay, French toast! You *do* have maple syrup already, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 10:11 AM (ULPxl)

227 Perpetual Victimhood Is Strongly Linked to Vulnerable Narcissism, Study Finds

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"Vulnerable Narcissism"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

228 >> This painting is hard to swallow.

CBD posted it on a lark.

---

Finch set us up!

Posted by: reason at January 28, 2026 10:12 AM (Ek9UU)

229 >>We shall beat these bird puns to death.

Leave no tern unstoned!


Heh!
Just have to wren and bear it.

Posted by: Cheese puns at January 28, 2026 10:12 AM (0yjaw)

230 Where's Tippi Hedren to stop these bird puns?

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 10:12 AM (Oy/m2)

231 It's only a matter of a pinion.

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 28, 2026 10:12 AM (2Ez/1)

232 I'm not any good at bird puns.

So I'm just going to grouse about "

Let me know wren I can hep you

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:12 AM (lJ0H4)

233 Ugly.

Posted by: Margarita at January 28, 2026 10:12 AM (E3izH)

234 >>*runs to store*
*buys up all the bread, milk and eggs*


Excellent -- more cheetos and batteries for ME!!

Posted by: Cheese puns at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (0yjaw)

235 Tippi? That bird?

She flew the coup.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (uwNDP)

236 I'm seeing a nativity.

The three asian dudes are the 3 wise men offering gifts. Only they are not drawn as kings, but as pawns -- shaped like the chess pieces. They are offering gifts to the birds, which represent Jesus, drawn as birds which are symbols of peace and hope.

The walrus rug is a mystery.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (HErWb)

237 Wow, you guys... I'm so out of my league here, guess I'll just have to keep winging it

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (ciYHQ)

238 Excellent -- more cheetos and batteries for ME!!
Posted by: Cheese puns at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (0yjaw)
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Since when are Cheetos battery operated?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:14 AM (OvMCw)

239 Tippi? That bird?


The Birds was filmed not too far from Me.. One of my friends was one of the kids running away in one of the scenes...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:14 AM (VE6XX)

240
Welp, you've got to hop around youtube to find anything, but-

there does appear to be Big Trouble in Beijing along with a blockade, shutdown and curfew. The Chinese military has flooded into the city.

Assuming this is all correct and true.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

241 "Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 28, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

242 The walrus rug is a mystery.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (HErWb)
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You walrus hurt the one you love.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:15 AM (OvMCw)

243 Battery operated Cheetos?

So that's what Daleks eat to give them energy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 10:15 AM (uwNDP)

244 Love this! I could spend several minutes enjoying and speculating.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 10:15 AM (W2Pud)

245 More things to scare you. Headlines this morning screaming how the dollar is at a 4 year low.

Oh my god. We’re all gonna die (again)!!!

Today’s price is what it was in 2018. You remember those awful days of 2018 right? 3% gdp growth with 3.5% unemployment and a booming stock market. God forbid we get that again.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:16 AM (4uLDQ)

246 I'm surprised nobody has turned this into a booby thread.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:16 AM (oT7pT)

247 Welp, you've got to hop around youtube to find anything, but-

there does appear to be Big Trouble in Beijing along with a blockade, shutdown and curfew. The Chinese military has flooded into the city.

Assuming this is all correct and true.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

Definitely could be some ting wong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:16 AM (8zz6B)

248 The walrus rug is a mystery.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (HErWb)
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You walrus hurt the one you love.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

You should seal it with a kiss instead.

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

249 The Birds was filmed not too far from Me.
Posted by: It's me donna

Santa Cruz?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

250 >>Wow, you guys... I'm so out of my league here, guess I'll just have to keep winging it

Nah, we're just a bit cuckoo, Fen.

Posted by: Cheese puns at January 28, 2026 10:17 AM (0yjaw)

251 249 The Birds was filmed not too far from Me.
Posted by: It's me donna

Santa Cruz?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

Sonoma County

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:17 AM (VE6XX)

252 Cheetos? I need me some more damned Cheetos! Where my EBT card?

Posted by: LaQuisha at January 28, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)

253 "Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
Posted by: Frank Costanza

Good. Goose. Gander

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:17 AM (ciYHQ)

254 Muldoon has a starling reputation for bird puns.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

255 That Trump sumbitch trying to scare illegals out of voting but the legislature is not having it!

Virginia Democrats Push Bill to Prohibit ICE at Polling Places

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:18 AM (L/fGl)

256 I'm impressed that CBD can enforce the draconian 100 comment rule from way over on the Dark Continent.

Posted by: Wrong Arm Of The Law at January 28, 2026 10:18 AM (oftw2)

257 You should seal it with a kiss instead.
Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)
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I remember one Honeymooners ep where Norton is about to mail a letter and writes SWAK on the envelope.

Ralph: Sealed with a kiss??

Ed: No. Sewer workers are kings!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:18 AM (OvMCw)

258 The walrus rug is a mystery.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:13 AM (HErWb)
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You walrus hurt the one you love.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

You should seal it with a kiss instead.
Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

Yes, you otter be nice to your lover.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 10:18 AM (iJfKG)

259 Hideous

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 28, 2026 10:19 AM (uHEbo)

260 These bird puns are nothing to crow about.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 28, 2026 10:19 AM (GGatE)

261 Sonoma County
Posted by: It's me donna

Are you near Fort Ross?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

262 I was informed by very smart people that Democrats in Virginia are super centrist.

Was I lied to?

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:20 AM (4uLDQ)

263 *260 These bird puns are nothing to crow about.*

They're murder.

Posted by: Killer app at January 28, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

264 261 Sonoma County
Posted by: It's me donna

Are you near Fort Ross?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ

About 40 minutes... The Birds was filmed in Bodega and Bodega Bay

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:20 AM (VE6XX)

265
To Stay Warm, Set Your Hair On Fire - a limerick

OMG! It's another polar vortex
The panic echoes in my cerebral cortex
If you must know the reason
It's polar vortex season
Sponsored by our good friends here at Gore-Tex™

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 10:20 AM (qgHp7)

266 These bird puns are nothing to crow about.
Posted by: Beartooth

Don't go robin all my fun.

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:20 AM (lJ0H4)

267 You walrus hurt the one you love.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

You should seal it with a kiss instead.
Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

Yes, you otter be nice to your lover.
Posted by: naturalfake

Do gong.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

268 Are you near Fort Ross?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)
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A more desolate coastline I have rarely seen. It would take Russians to try to colonize that place.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:21 AM (OvMCw)

269 Vivarium

(shiver)

baits you with a cool title then creeps you out

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:21 AM (ciYHQ)

270 Wait. We were promised free fries with our Spamburger. Where's our free fries?

Posted by: Virginia voters at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

271 The tits were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (oT7pT)

272 That is one ugly painting. I blame Bondi for that.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (ZdhjE)

273 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from this piece of crappy art.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (KDPiq)

274 270 Wait. We were promised free fries with our Spamburger. Where's our free fries?
Posted by: Virginia voters at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/

She has turned out exactly as we all knew she would...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (VE6XX)

275 I left comments a few days ago explaining the symbolism in that painting. Like with this one I was surprised that no one got it -- it was the one with the old woman in the back and the creepy guy smoozing the young girl. Lots of symbolism -- the olive branch, the Rembrandt, the girl embroidering a wedding dress...

I only repeat it here because I posted when the thread was dead and I think no one would have seen.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (HErWb)

276 Yishh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (+HNx/)

277 I guess banning ice from enforcing voter laws solves the “affordability crisis” yiu campaigned on.
Good job VA Democrats. You kept your promises.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (4uLDQ)

278 Sure, the right denigrates Joe Stalin and Mao but . . .

Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (L/fGl)

279 A more desolate coastline I have rarely seen. It would take Russians to try to colonize that place.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:21 AM (OvMCw)

There is a real dearth of good harbors between San Francisco and Portland.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (8zz6B)

280 278 Sure, the right denigrates Joe Stalin and Mao but . . .

Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (L/fGl)

====

"But Vance is even worse."
-soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

281 The. Art?
Good lord. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

No don't tell me. Let us allow this piece to remain a mystery.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (U25z9)

282 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”

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Well, Natalie Portman.

Okay then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (+HNx/)

283 vid I mentioned is on the Toks.

User name nuya.damn..business

no link 'cause tok leaks too much info when you link.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (HXT0k)

284 There is a real dearth of good harbors between San Francisco and Portland.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (8zz6B)
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And you have to cope with the Columbia Bar up here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (OvMCw)

285 The creepy, monstrous looking weirdos are just immigrants trying to make a better life for themselves. The birds must let them into their enclosure to enrich the lives of all involved!! It's in the poem!

Posted by: Modern Leftists at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

286
No don't tell me. Let us allow this piece to remain a mystery.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (U25z9)

Let's just say the Father of the "artist" tried to have her committed....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (VE6XX)

287 282 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”

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Well, Natalie Portman.

Okay then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (+HNx/)

===

Harvard graduate. Gotta listen to her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

288 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer

Well bless her little commie heart.

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:25 AM (lJ0H4)

289 Does that crazy TikTok nurse who wants to kill people still have her license?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:25 AM (+HNx/)

290 You know, if you take away the three figures in black and the tent with the birds and the little throw rug on the floor, it's an almost-interesting juxtaposition of shapes and muted colors.

Posted by: mindful webworker - background disinformation at January 28, 2026 10:25 AM (pVyx/)

291 288 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer

Did ICE pick up her Gardner or something ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:26 AM (VE6XX)

292 no link 'cause tok leaks too much info when you link.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (HXT0k)

Ah, too bad. I don't understand the toktiks of getting in there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:26 AM (8zz6B)

293 Reddit has 2 themes right now.

1. Leave those poor immigrants alone they’re just here to work. Fuck you Trump.

2. Why are there no jobs out there? Fuck you Trump.

It’s surreal.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:26 AM (4uLDQ)

294 Some happy little bushes can't save this one. Sad!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at January 28, 2026 10:26 AM (0sNs1)

295 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This art! CBDs been into the funny mushrooms again.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 10:27 AM (2WIwB)

296 When you've lost zombie Bob Ross...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:27 AM (OvMCw)

297 Could you please do it more taciturnly?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:08 AM

********

Well played!

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 10:27 AM (qgHp7)

298 274 270 Wait. We were promised free fries with our Spamburger. Where's our free fries?
Posted by: Virginia voters at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/

She has turned out exactly as we all knew she would...
Posted by: It's me donna
=========
I think Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill in NJ are the next generation of Democrats being groomed for presidency. The major question is whether Kamala runs in 2028.

The Democrat party has an issue where at least half of their party are minorities and that makes running people of pallor more difficult in presidential primaries. AWFLs are probably a plurality in the party but not a majority anymore and that is one of the problems with Gavin. Democrats will still vote for a person of pallor on the national ticket as the lesser of evils in a general but primaries are becoming a mess for Democrats based on identity politics.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:27 AM (E4rtv)

299 And you have to cope with the Columbia Bar up here.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (OvMCw)

You would have to dredge that up, Cap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:28 AM (8zz6B)

300 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”
------------
who?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)

301 from way over on the Dark Continent.
Posted by: Wrong Arm Of The Law

Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (ciYHQ)

302 Here's my new saying:

They're only weapons of war if you try to come and take them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (HXT0k)

303 Natalie Portman? The one who can't act for shit? Ruined a perfectly good character in the Star Wars movies? Fucked up the Thor movies by her existing in them? That useless stain in those annoying commercials that plague my YouTube viewing? That Natalie Portman?

Never heard of her.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (U25z9)

304 Let's frigate bird puns, and concentrate on fish puns.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

305 It is 12:00 AM and I am very sleepy, so I was not clear on a couple points. The birds are hope and love and beauty, that is why they symbolize Jesus and all that. The wise men are traditionally out of the East, or the Orient, so that is why the artist used the fu manchu faces.

The walrus rug remains a mystery.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (HErWb)

306 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Spoken by a person who has never experienced the 'worst' of anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.it'siii at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (XeU6L)

307 Democrats will still vote for a person of pallor on the national ticket as the lesser of evils in a general but primaries are becoming a mess for Democrats based on identity politics.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:27 AM (E4rtv)
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*buys shares in popcorn stocks*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (OvMCw)

308 Natalie Portman is Israeli. She is a dyed in the wool member of a party that supports Hamas. And she hates the guy who is arguably one of the most pro-Israel president ever.

Conclusion: she’s an imbecile

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (4uLDQ)

309 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
=====
Aging actress sends the SOS virtue signal that she is still alive and needing work. Same with Kimmel and soon to be cancelled Colbert this week. Aging male unfunny clowns trying desperately to stay relevant and employed as their audiences shrink.

Leftist Hive Mind has declared ICE to be the plague of humanity for the next couple of months before it becomes a new target of hate so all the lame celebutards have to be quick to post their hate online or risk being left behind.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)

310 Natalie who?

Posted by: Most people at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

311 300 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”
------------
who?

--------

She played Cousin It in Addams Family Values, I think.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (+HNx/)

312 I wish Hollywood and all the Lefty actors would announce they are all moving to Ireland and do it.

You would not be missed.

I don’t mind liberal actors . I mind liberal actors and directors who hate America and everything it stands for. They don’t deserve to be Americans.

I have my list of actors and directors that I won’t watch. James Cameron should do more dives at the Titanic until he gets it right. Maybe in an experimental submersible.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (KDPiq)

313 307 Democrats will still vote for a person of pallor on the national ticket as the lesser of evils in a general but primaries are becoming a mess for Democrats based on identity politics.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:27 AM (E4rtv)

======

If Democrats somehow get Newsom to be the nominee, expect black turnout to be at John Kerry levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

314 1. Leave those poor immigrants alone they’re just here to work. Fuck you Trump.

2. Why are there no jobs out there? Fuck you Trump.

It’s surreal.
Posted by: Really??

-----------------

Haven't you heard, Rand Paul has the solution.
"Amnesty"!!!!!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:31 AM (HErWb)

315 Within 10 years AI will have replaced Natalie and every other Hollywood idiot.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:31 AM (4uLDQ)

316 312 I have my list of actors and directors that I won’t watch. James Cameron should do more dives at the Titanic until he gets it right. Maybe in an experimental submersible.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (KDPiq)

=====

You should try Park Chan-wook.

Even if he says something political, you have to know Korean to understand it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

317 Not bird related but it looks like the "truce" with Walz and Frey is over... I hope Trump doubles ICE there....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

You know what's hilarious? Walz and Frey think they're in control of all this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 10:31 AM (g8Ew8)

318 In other catastrophic news . . .

Over 80K Coffee Pods Recalled By Keurig Due to “Adverse Health Consequences”
. . . .
Keurig Dr Pepper has recalled more than 80,000 McDonald’s brand coffee pods because they may contain caffeine, despite being labeled “decaf,” according to the Food & Drug Administration.

-
Not caffeine, the silent killer?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (L/fGl)

319
Rejected Kaboom box art.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (y9nCu)

320 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
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And no navigable rivers.

The Congo needs like a 1000 mile "s" or double s cut into it to make the grade change close to the Mississippi.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (HXT0k)

321 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (ciYHQ)

They weren't much at building roads, or railroads, or airports, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (8zz6B)

322 Hopefully there are no more showings of these paintings. We don't want another Carrington event.

Posted by: Coronal ejection with lime at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (TbWk/)

323 The Professional used to be a favorite but now the pedo theme slaps me across the face and can no longer enjoy it.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (KDPiq)

324 So fake coffee may be real coffee? Lol
Oh the humanity!!!

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:33 AM (4uLDQ)

325 315 Within 10 years AI will have replaced Natalie and every other Hollywood idiot.

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In 10 years she will have aged out of Hollywood and she'll be doing infomercials for pre-lubed catheters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:33 AM (+HNx/)

326
Haven't you heard, Rand Paul has the solution.
"Amnesty"!!!!!
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:31 AM (HErWb)

Yeah.. I'm not big on polls these days but even CNN had a poll yesterday that said the majority polled want ALL illegal aliens OUT....ALL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:33 AM (VE6XX)

327 "because their coastlines have no natural ports ..."

Well that's creepy, when I posted that I wasn't aware of the exchange upthread about harbors

hmmm get it while it's hot I guess
14 33 35 50 61 66

enjoy gents!

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:33 AM (ciYHQ)

328 Not bird related but it looks like the "truce" with Walz and Frey is over...

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Not so much a cockfight as a dick fight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

329 Natilie is 44. Middle aged woman. No longer an ingenue, just a grasping for attention Leftist.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (pDt9x)

330 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
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We made a pretty good one, but then...

Posted by: Carthaginians at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (OvMCw)

331 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (ciYHQ)

Did anyone tell South Africa that?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (KDPiq)

332 166 Since I'm slow, I missed if another one of you shared this already (my emphasis added):

https://is.gd/dUJz4I
@MJTruthUltra
Pondering on this, this is how you know this was fake AF

A man sprayed an "unknown" liquid on a member of Congress - no immediate evacuation, no hazmat, no emergency decontamination

In an age where biological risks are increasing… the only reason you don't do that is if you set it up.

That bitch set this up lol
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (ULPxl)

I only saw the video once, briefly, but I thought it looked like she turned and moved toward him, expectantly. If he was unexpected, wouldn't her natural reaction be to turn away?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (QGaXH)

333 320 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ..

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Not to mention no paved roads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (+HNx/)

334 326
Haven't you heard, Rand Paul has the solution.
"Amnesty"!!!!!
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:31 AM (HErWb)

====

He calls it new.

It's real dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

335 321 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (ciYHQ)

They weren't much at building roads, or railroads, or airports, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (8zz6B)

Stonework is haaaard!

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:35 AM (pDt9x)

336 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Already brewed up.
[pours Diogenes a cup]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 10:35 AM (XeU6L)

337 >>>Natalie who?

Posted by: Most people

>Her career peaked at Leon: The Professional

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:35 AM (oT7pT)

338 For all the hate Minnesota deservedly gets, Kentucky has given us Rand Paul, The Tuttle and Massie.

Just sayin’.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:35 AM (4uLDQ)

339 170 I wouldn't crane my neck to get a look at it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Don't be bittern about it. From heron out, try to think positive thoughts.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

I zoomed out to try to get a birds-eye view...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 10:36 AM (QGaXH)

340 I have my list of actors and directors that I won’t watch.
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I'm not bothered by giving up Elf, it wasn't that good.

But not watching Step Brothers and Talladega Nights kinda sucks.

Why you gotta be a libtard fuckball?

You too, Ben Stiller.
I liked Secret Life of Walter Mitty. And Nutcrackers was nice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:36 AM (HXT0k)

341 A man sprayed an "unknown" liquid on a member of Congress - no immediate evacuation, no hazmat, no emergency decontamination

In an age where biological risks are increasing… the only reason you don't do that is if you set it up.

That bitch set this up lol
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 09:59 AM (ULPxl)

"Aren't you that faggot n***er from Empire? Oh wait, wrong line..."

Posted by: This is MAGA country! at January 28, 2026 10:36 AM (TbWk/)

342 Black buttplug inquisition?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 10:36 AM (Hpgos)

343 337 >>>Natalie who?

Posted by: Most people

>Her career peaked at Leon: The Professional
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:35 AM (oT7pT)

Just like Jodie Foster with Taxi Driver.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:36 AM (pDt9x)

344 3. Why can’t I afford a home or apartment?
4. I don’t feel safe in my own neighborhood! Can’t leave my car on the street, or even walk around downtown in daylight without getting mugged!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (Ojetd)

345 This is sort of epic trolling by nerds...

https://tinyurl.com/22yx9h9n

*It's a flight track, spoofed as "Vance-1" and it "drew" the Vance face meme.... over Mar-a-Lago yesterday.

Link goes to X

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (jtM2q)

346 Yeah.. I'm not big on polls these days but even CNN had a poll yesterday that said the majority polled want ALL illegal aliens OUT....ALL
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:33 AM (VE6XX)

Heh. Up in Canada, some Dipper (NDP=Commie) pol put up a poll:"who would you prefer be Canada's leader, Carney or Trump?"

It went badly for him, 73% said Trump

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (8zz6B)

347 Eureka and Fort Bragg. I can't think of any others!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (Zv8bq)

348 They weren't much at building roads, or railroads, or airports, either.
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The Ghost and the Darkness remains one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (HXT0k)

349 There are some people that REALLY can't have caffeine.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 10:38 AM (QQN0v)

350 Spoken by a person who has never experienced the 'worst' of anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.it'siii at January 28, 2026 10:


Not true, she was the worst actress in any movie she's been in.

Posted by: Dandalo at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (7lJ0Y)

351 347 Eureka and Fort Bragg. I can't think of any others!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (Zv8bq)

My favorite names for military installations are Polk and Hood. Generalship maybe not taken into account in naming.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (pDt9x)

352 The Ghost and the Darkness remains one of my favorite movies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

That's the one about the man-eating lion, right? Cool flick.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

353 Ask Natalie how she feels about securing Israel’s borders.

I know, but seriously…

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (Ojetd)

354 Speaking of Canuckistani politics is the Alberta separation thing legit?

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (4uLDQ)

355 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:36 AM (HXT0k)

I know I’m not missing much but I gave up on The Rock movies when he joined the NFL kneelers.

I’m basically left with Marky Mark , Keanu Reeves and Chris Pratt.

I exaggerate because as I said I don’t mind liberal actors just not the ones who hate me and America.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (KDPiq)

356 348 They weren't much at building roads, or railroads, or airports, either.
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The Ghost and the Darkness remains one of my favorite movies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (HXT0k)

Excellent rather unknown movie.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (pDt9x)

357 "80 thousand K-cups."
Is that a lot?

Posted by: It used to be a lot at January 28, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

358 Not true, she was the worst actress in any movie she's been in.
Posted by: Dandalo

Last I saw she was reduced to doing a movie for Amazon Prime. Has been.

Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:40 AM (lJ0H4)

359 I’m basically left with Marky Mark , Keanu Reeves and Chris Pratt.

I exaggerate because as I said I don’t mind liberal actors just not the ones who hate me and America.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM


Chris Pine wept.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 10:40 AM (jc0TO)

360 3. Why can’t I afford a home or apartment?



Oh that one’s easy. Boomers are keeping you down man. It’s all the boomers’ fault.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:40 AM (4uLDQ)

361 >>> 323 The Professional used to be a favorite but now the pedo theme slaps me across the face and can no longer enjoy it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (KDPiq)

I suspect that would be one of Tampon Timmy's favorites if the kid had been a young boy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (ULPxl)

362 My list of "people I won't watch because they're an idiot" is pretty small if not nonexistent. I mean hell I still watch my copies of Midnight Run and Goodfellas and DeNiro is a Grade A Retard Fag.

That said, am I gonna go out and give them more money, no.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (QQN0v)

363 358 Not true, she was the worst actress in any movie she's been in.
Posted by: Dandalo

Last I saw she was reduced to doing a movie for Amazon Prime. Has been.
Posted by: Tuna at January 28, 2026 10:40 AM (lJ0H4)

Well, 44 and not all that talented, so

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (pDt9x)

364 Amnesty is perfectly okay with me.

Just end all government welfare and assistance. All of it. At all levels. Then enact amnesty.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (Zv8bq)

365 321 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (ciYHQ)

They weren't much at building roads, or railroads, or airports, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


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The coastline thing is a Thomas Sowell theory. I think it is nuts.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (HErWb)

366 Not true, she was the worst actress in any movie she's been in.
Posted by: Dandalo at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (7lJ0Y)

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Not true. Her portrayal of a piece of plywood in Attack of the Clones is still discussed with awe in coffeehouses across Europe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (+HNx/)

367 Love this! I could spend several minutes enjoying and speculating.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 10:15 AM (W2Pud)


Spoken like someone who's brain has been damaged by the PNW.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

368 Some directors (such as Ridley Scott, specifically) produce a masterwork of such magnificence, such grandeur, that you will watch anything else of their's, in hope of experiencing that 'lightning-in-a-bottle' sensation once again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (0sNs1)

369 364 Amnesty is perfectly okay with me.

Just end all government welfare and assistance. All of it. At all levels. Then enact amnesty.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (Zv8bq)

====

"Best we can do is increasing welfare and lowering standards."
-DC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

370 "80 thousand K-cups."
Is that a lot?
Posted by: It used to be a lot

Obviously, you don't know about the cup sizes.
-- Frank Costanza

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

371 365 321 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (ciYHQ)

They weren't much at building roads, or railroads, or airports, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


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The coastline thing is a Thomas Sowell theory. I think it is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (HErWb)


Tropical langour, perhaps.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:42 AM (pDt9x)

372 You know, like the protagonist in The Old Man and the Sea.

Family of People Killed in Venezuelan Boat Airstrike Sues Trump Administration

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

373 Haven't you heard, Rand Paul has the solution.
"Amnesty"!!!!!
Posted by: bob
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I think Rand is a politician that has consistently shrank in office over time. Trump's actions in his second term have exposed the core globaloney of Rand's political philosophy along with his donors where amnesty, attacking ICE enforcement to remove criminals, and attacking tariffs and Trump's trade deals for onshoring American jobs, etc.

Even politically, this is a tone deaf stupid virtue signal that has a snowball's chance in hell of being enacted and pisses off at least half or more of his constituency in KY. Same with mASSIE's actions. So, their political act of pissing in the wind has to be pleasing someone for them to do it---donors?, grifting?, etc.

It sure as hell is not political advancement nor even working effectively as a legislator.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:42 AM (E4rtv)

374 364 Amnesty is perfectly okay with me.

Just end all government welfare and assistance. All of it. At all levels. Then enact amnesty.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (Zv8bq)

That was basically the late 19th and early 20th century immigration policy. Sure come on over. But you’re on your own. Sink or swim. Many swam many didn’t and ended up going back.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:42 AM (4uLDQ)

375 272 That is one ugly painting. I blame Bondi for that.
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 28, 2026 10:22 AM (ZdhjE)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 10:43 AM (rZCVI)

376 Tropical langour, perhaps.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:42 AM (pDt9x)

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The languors are all in Madagascar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:43 AM (+HNx/)

377 >>> 332
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I only saw the video once, briefly, but I thought it looked like she turned and moved toward him, expectantly. If he was unexpected, wouldn't her natural reaction be to turn away?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 10:34 AM (QGaXH)

Maybe, although tbf you might look up at someone if you were expecting a *question*, too.

But she isn't normal.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 10:43 AM (ULPxl)

378 Just sayin’. Your welcome sarc

Posted by: doug at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (Hy+R4)

379 Would not hang

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (5rh/l)

380 Just end all government welfare and assistance. All of it. At all levels. Then enact amnesty.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

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Impossible to end welfare and assistance. Much comes through their anchor babies. And medical care comes through the ER. And states have no incentives since it is federal money and (b) they think it is Keynesian wealth generation.

And even still, amnesty means more migrants in future. It means in 30 years we will be as bad as Europe.

Hell no, we need to reverse course.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (HErWb)

381 The languors are all in Madagascar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:43 AM


I miss the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: Toto, dropping in for a jam at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (0sNs1)

382 Just end all government welfare and assistance. All of it. At all levels. Then enact amnesty.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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No. Friedman is dead and we do not need masses of unskilled labor anymore. Tight labor markets lead to general prosperity and much less dysfunction in society.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (E4rtv)

383 Ask Natalie how she feels about mass Russian immigration into Ukraine.
Ask Natalie how she feels about South African farmer refugees.

Like fish in a barrel, these over emotional actors…

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (Ojetd)

384 Speaking of Canuckistani politics is the Alberta separation thing legit?
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:39 AM (4uLDQ)

It's gaining momentum rapidly. Heard a story from a friend. In the little town of Eckville, they held a separatist meeting in the local hall. Some dillweed shot out the transformer that delivers electricity to the hall. Townspeople gathered a mess of candles and Coleman lamps, and the meeting went ahead anayway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (8zz6B)

385 The coastline thing is a Thomas Sowell theory. I think it is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (HErWb)

Something to think about though. Dr. Sowell brings it up in Conquests and Cultures.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 10:44 AM (kojSG)

386
I have my list of actors and directors that I won’t watch. James Cameron should do more dives at the Titanic until he gets it right. Maybe in an experimental submersible.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:30 AM (KDPiq)



Cameron needs someone who can tell him "no, that's a fucking stupid idea". Rather like George Lucas, except that Cameron seems to be the sort who gets belligerent and threatening.

At least Gale Anne Hurd could tell him that he's sleeping on the couch until he dumps the idea. He hasn't had a decent film since he started cheating on her with Linda Hamilton.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 10:45 AM (y9nCu)

387 >>>Ask Natalie how she feels about securing Israel’s borders.

I know, but seriously…

Posted by: Lizzy

>She a raven dodo. Like a woodpecker with a script.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:45 AM (oT7pT)

388 I know Natalie Portman is an actress, but without looking her up I don't know what she was in, and I've probably never seen it. So, she's the latest to do a grand exit performance?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 10:45 AM (rZCVI)

389
I only saw the video once, briefly, but I thought it looked like she turned and moved toward him, expectantly. If he was unexpected, wouldn't her natural reaction be to turn away?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

Watch the camera man behind her. His right eye swivels towards the squirter approaching, he knows what is going to happen next, because he doesn't point the camera at squirter dude, and instead ensures he has BroFo-fucker centered in his camera field of view.

Total fucking scam. Expect nothing less from Minnesomalia and that racist piece of shit comgress critter.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 10:45 AM (QVmho)

390 Rand Paul was dead right on COVID. I'll always appreciate him for that, at least.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 10:45 AM (gtcuf)

391 Eureka and Fort Bragg. I can't think of any others!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 10:37 AM (Zv8bq)

My favorite names for military installations are Polk and Hood. Generalship maybe not taken into account in naming.
Posted by: tubal
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Fort Benjamin Harrison. Only one that comes to mind that is assigned the full name. President and General, of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 10:45 AM (XeU6L)

392 No amnesty. If I get to deal with CBP when reentering my own damn country, so can everyone else. Nor do I want America to have its own Quebec.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 10:46 AM (kojSG)

393 Natalie Hershlag just didn't have the right ring apparently.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 10:46 AM (QQN0v)

394 Fort Courage was best fort.

Posted by: F Troop at January 28, 2026 10:47 AM (0sNs1)

395 320 The Congo needs like a 1000 mile "s" or double s cut into it to make the grade change close to the Mississippi.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (HXT0k)

The Scongos?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 10:47 AM (iXqHn)

396 Fort Benjamin Harrison. Only one that comes to mind that is assigned the full name. President and General, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 10:45 AM (XeU6L

Fort Sam Houston

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 10:47 AM (kojSG)

397 Black Swan is a good movie. Mika Kunis nekkid bonus.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:47 AM (4uLDQ)

398 Yeah the fishermen just happened to travel all the way to Venezuela to fish because gas is so cheap for these poor fishermen. And they thought hell while we're in Venezuela waters will stop in for a quick beer before heading out.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:47 AM (KDPiq)

399 The coastline thing is a Thomas Sowell theory. I think it is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

Ugh. I've seen him on Twitter. His analysis in my realm sucks, so as per Gellman-Murry, this theory is prob junk too.

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:47 AM (ciYHQ)

400 284 There is a real dearth of good harbors between San Francisco and Portland.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:23 AM (8zz6B)
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And you have to cope with the Columbia Bar up here.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (OvMCw)

I hear that's a real obstacle to good lawyerin'.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 10:47 AM (QGaXH)

401 Fen, she was in the Star Wars movies in the late 90’s and early 2000s.

She won an Oscar in a movie about a crazy ballerina.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (Ojetd)

402 385 The coastline thing is a Thomas Sowell theory. I think it is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (HErWb)

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Jared Diamond made a similar point in Guns, Germs and Steel, except he said they were missing draft animals, a suitable grain and a long swath of arable geography within the same climate zone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (+HNx/)

403 Alberta has a population of 5 million. Minnesota has a population of 5.5 milion.

A straight-up trade. We gain two GOP senators and Canuckistan gains millions of Commies.

Everybody wins. Except the Dems, which is why it won't happen.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (gtcuf)

404 Even if he says something political, you have to know Korean to understand it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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My solution is not watching movies at all. Prefer a few TV shows, almost all British, Aussie, or NZ, for light relaxation but my interest is in development of law and Biblical issues nowadays.

That means reading as I don't think anyone is going to turn Pope Benedict's three tomes on Jesus and theology into a movie anytime soon.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rtv)

405 Nobody came up with a penguin pun. They are formidable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 10:49 AM (oT7pT)

406 401 Fen, she was in the Star Wars movies in the late 90’s and early 2000s.

She won an Oscar in a movie about a crazy ballerina.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (Ojetd)

Did not enjoy that movie, but I watched it to be a good sport.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:49 AM (pDt9x)

407 404 My solution is not watching movies at all. Prefer a few TV shows, almost all British, Aussie, or NZ, for light relaxation but my interest is in development of law and Biblical issues nowadays.

That means reading as I don't think anyone is going to turn Pope Benedict's three tomes on Jesus and theology into a movie anytime soon.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rtv)

====

You know who directed a British TV show?

Park Chan-wook!

An adaptation of John le Carre's The Little Drummer Girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

408 397 Mika Kunis nekkid bonus.

I may be misremembering, but didn't they use a body double?

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 10:49 AM (gtcuf)

409 The coastline thing is a Thomas Sowell theory. I think it is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (HErWb)

Something to think about though. Dr. Sowell brings it up in Conquests and Cultures.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Perhaps no one wanted to go there:

Beware and take care of the Bight of Benin.
There's one comes out for forty goes in

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 10:49 AM (XeU6L)

410
Help!!! Help me!!! I'm aging!

I'm AAAAAAAAGIIIING!!!1111!!!!

Posted by: Natale Portman at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (iJfKG)

411 291 288 Natalie Portman Describes Trump Administration as “Worst of the Worst of Humanity”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer

Did ICE pick up her Gardner or something ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:26 AM (VE6XX)

Our guy used to have a helper - now he works alone. We haven't asked him - we don't want to know - one less box of See's Candy to buy at Christmas......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (QGaXH)

412 Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (Ojetd)

Thanks. I think I only saw the original Star Wars and nothing about a crazy ballerina. So where is she doing a dramatic exit to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (rZCVI)

413 408 397 Mika Kunis nekkid bonus.

I may be misremembering, but didn't they use a body double?
Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 10:49 AM (gtcuf)

AI. She had 12 fingers, and offset eyes.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (pDt9x)

414 I may be misremembering, but didn't they use a body double?
Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 10:49 AM (gtcuf)

They did? Noooooooooo!!!! lol
Damn it it’s like I learned Santa Claus isn’t real.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (4uLDQ)

415 >>> 403 Alberta has a population of 5 million. Minnesota has a population of 5.5 milion.

A straight-up trade. We gain two GOP senators and Canuckistan gains millions of Commies.

Everybody wins. Except the Dems, which is why it won't happen.
Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (gtcuf)

No, we should not give up any of our territory. Kick out the Twin Cities mini-timwalz residents and MN overall will be much better.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (ULPxl)

416 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (+HNx/)

Again,South African Boers were able to make a go of it.

What about the Scandis? They had all the issues Diamond raised.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (KDPiq)

417 405 Nobody came up with a penguin pun. They are formidable.

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No sense huffin and puffin about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (+HNx/)

418 he said they were missing draft animals
Posted by: Cicero

They had cows, horses, and donkeys.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

419 418 he said they were missing draft animals
Posted by: Cicero

They had cows, horses, and donkeys.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

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If I were in charge, Lasers, Day 1!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

420 Cause and effect, making logical comparisons, these are not leftist skill sets. They pretend not to notice, at best. At worst they wish for what never was and never will be.

That’s how they can simultaneously “advocate” for open or no borders with unlimited migration and a $25 minimum wage.

Good intentions matter. Nothing else. Reality is something else, too - it’s you dirty Kulaks that wreck everything

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 10:51 AM (eOudo)

421 40 years since Challenger

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 28, 2026 10:51 AM (GYhKE)

422 Associated Press reports on a fourth shooting by immigration officers. Could this be the new poster child for the Left?

https://is.gd/44rorM

"The shooting comes in a month that has seen three shootings — two fatal — by immigration officers involved in the massive Homeland Security enforcement operation in Minnesota.

Inconveniently for the Narrative, the man wounded by Border Patrol off\ficers was 1) in Arizona, 2) engaged in smuggling illegal immigrants across the U.S.-Mexico border, 3) evading arrest and 4) shooting at BP officers and a helicopter and 4) a repeat offender.

Oops. Oopsie! Backed the wrong horse. Again.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 10:52 AM (qgHp7)

423 That means reading as I don't think anyone is going to turn Pope Benedict's three tomes on Jesus and theology into a movie anytime soon.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rt

Have you met me?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 28, 2026 10:52 AM (KDPiq)

424 303 Natalie Portman? The one who can't act for shit? Ruined a perfectly good character in the Star Wars movies? Fucked up the Thor movies by her existing in them? That useless stain in those annoying commercials that plague my YouTube viewing? That Natalie Portman?

Never heard of her.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (U25z9)

Wasn't she in that movie where she was living in a Walmart and had a baby there? I didn't realize she was as dumb in real life as the character she portrayed....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 10:53 AM (QGaXH)

425 The coastline thing is a Thomas Sowell theory. I think it is nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:41 AM (HErWb)


Tropical langour, perhaps.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:42 AM (pDt9x)
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Very difficult to get from "Africa" to the sea.

It's hard to get from "Africa" to "Africa" without getting to the sea.

Hence, small, isolated tribes sustained into the colonial period, and beyond.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 10:53 AM (RIvkX)

426 No, we should not give up any of our territory. Kick out the Twin Cities mini-timwalz residents and MN overall will be much better.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Urban areas should be turned into reservations across the US. That way, they would not pollute state politics nor be able to dominate them from urban fraud shitholes. They could only plague each other. And that actually fits better with political maps of the US anyway--vast seas of red with isolated blue urban counties that somehow fraud themselves into power in many states.

And they use that power, like in CO, to disenfranchise, and impoverish, and pester those outside the urban areas in order to rule from blue redoubts.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:53 AM (E4rtv)

427 I was too harsh on Sowell. It isn't nuts, just incomplete

The coastline in Africa probably contributed to their slow progress, but I think a better perspective is that it takes a very special geography to create the conditions for progress.

Greece had competitive cities that had easy trade, and easy defense. Rome achieved the same in the Med., but on a bigger scale as technology advanced. England, Spain,... did the same on the Atlantic with better tech still.

So the coastline is part of it, but in my view there are lots of good and bad coastlines and that is not enough to explain it. The important part is the ability to defend from outside attack and develop independently and competitively with trading partners. The coastline is important for that, but you also need mountains to prevent attack from land, and you need technology to take advantage of those ports for trade and exchange.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:53 AM (HErWb)

428 Experts say the Bronze Age should be coming to Africa any day now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:53 AM (+HNx/)

429 Have you met me?
Posted by: Mel Gibson
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We will see if Mel sticks the landing on Resurrection. I have mixed feelings regarding his Passion movie.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:54 AM (E4rtv)

430 335 321 Read an odd article that claims Africa never had a chance to be a global power because their coastlines have no natural ports ...
Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 10:29 AM (ciYHQ)

They weren't much at building roads, or railroads, or airports, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:32 AM (8zz6B)

Stonework is haaaard!

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:35 AM (pDt9x)

I submit all mammals are inherently lazy. Are there any areas in the world where foods are naturally abundant year-round, where humans independently developed agriculture, beyond- stone age tools, very large villages, and so on up the civilizational ladder? I can think of a few. Cambodia. India. Africa? What is now Indonesia on to the east through New Guinea? Not to my knowledge. Weird.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 10:54 AM (5rh/l)

431 What about the Gold Coast or the Ivory Coast?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 28, 2026 10:54 AM (KDPiq)

432
Jared Diamond made a similar point in Guns, Germs and Steel, except he said they were missing draft animals, a suitable grain and a long swath of arable geography within the same climate zone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:48 AM (+HNx/)


Jared Diamond is a retard. VDH thinks so, and he wrote Carnage and Culture as a rebuttal. It's a book-length exercise in repeatedly kicking Diamond in the ballsack.

Ewok-level cruelty.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 10:54 AM (y9nCu)

433 At 425+ comments, I'm beginning to suspect there's no correlation between the quality of the art and the number of comments on the Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 10:55 AM (0sNs1)

434 To be fair that AP article linked says right up front and in the headline the guy who got shot, fired at border patrol first and was a human smuggler.

Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 10:55 AM (4uLDQ)

435 My favorite names for military installations are Polk and Hood. Generalship maybe not taken into account in naming.
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1930s and 1940s, the Civil War wasn’t quite still in living memory, but it was close. The coming war meant that cooperation and coordination was necessary between the southern Dixie states and the north. Naming military bases after confederate generals was kind of a sop to that.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 10:55 AM (eOudo)

436 How come amnesty is never "we'll waive the ban on citizenship if you return home and apply there?"

Yes, illegal entry bars you from citizenship under current law.

It's always we must work out a way for them to stay.

But if they are so valuable and part of the community, then they should have no problem getting their citizenship app approved back home, right?

Like, none of them would fail the "burden on the treasury" via public assistance requirement, right?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 10:56 AM (HXT0k)

437 I would make an extended witty comment here but why bother when it's about to be willowed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:56 AM (+HNx/)

438 All threads are open threads. We are a stiff necked Horde.

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:56 AM (pDt9x)

439 Everything old is new again.

CNN's Elie Honig had to fact check Tiffany Cross after she claimed Charlie Kirk was the victim of right wing violence
Honig: "Let's also not forget Kirk was murdered-"
Cross: "Not by a left-wing extremist! [Robinson] was a right-wing extremist"
Honig: "That's just not true"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 28, 2026 10:57 AM (L/fGl)

440 At 425+ comments, I'm beginning to suspect there's no correlation between the quality of the art and the number of comments on the Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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How about the nature of the art? I.e., as a quality.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 10:57 AM (XeU6L)

441 I would make an extended witty comment here but why bother when it's about to be willowed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2026 10:56 AM (+HNx/)
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[witty rejoinder followed by wry observation}

Posted by: Carthaginians at January 28, 2026 10:57 AM (OvMCw)

442 438 All threads are open threads. We are a stiff necked Horde.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 10:56 AM (pDt9x)

Well we covered a lot.. Art, bird puns, movies, Coasts and Minnesota

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:57 AM (VE6XX)

443 Gah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 10:58 AM (OvMCw)

444 So what is Sowell's excuse for Haiti. That it was too late? That it's in African's DNA?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 28, 2026 10:58 AM (KDPiq)

445 You know who directed a British TV show?

Park Chan-wook!

An adaptation of John le Carre's The Little Drummer Girl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I pretty much loathe le Carre and his idiotic statements about the late Soviet Union made me dislike him more. Smiley was a cuck and Le Carre's whole dreadful relationship between Anne and Smiley in his George Smiley trilogy is a soggy homage to a guy married to a floozy and saying stupid things to justify it. Meanwhile Smiley is cold and calculating on intel matters.

Mick Herron is a far more interesting writer if you must about the IC. Or, you know, actually history of the spy agencies that are out there.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)

446 I'm beginning to suspect there's no correlation between the quality of the art and the number of comments on the Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 10:55 AM (0sNs1)


Inverse!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 10:58 AM (Zv8bq)

447 i like how she painted bunting.

Posted by: cmeat at January 28, 2026 10:58 AM (R11M+)

448 How come amnesty is never "we'll waive the ban on citizenship if you return home and apply there?"

How come they never say "Everyone, everywhere, gets to be an American citizen and receive US welfare benefits but only native born Americans have to pay for it"?

Cuz that's what periodic repeated amnesties mean. If you're going to say that we don't control the border then just say it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 10:59 AM (ExV1e)

449 i like how she painted bunting.
Posted by: cmeat at January 28, 2026 10:58 AM (R11M+)

Ack! Another bird pun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 10:59 AM (8zz6B)

450 “Amnesty”

They sure like to queer the meaning of words

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 10:59 AM (eOudo)

451 Urban areas should be turned into reservations across the US. That way, they would not pollute state politics nor be able to dominate them from urban fraud shitholes. They could only plague each other. And that actually fits better with political maps of the US anyway--vast seas of red with isolated blue urban counties that somehow fraud themselves into power in many states.

And they use that power, like in CO, to disenfranchise, and impoverish, and pester those outside the urban areas in order to rule from blue redoubts.
Posted by: whig

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Simple solution --- Take Reynolds v. Simms (64) that makes state districts equal population. print out 9 copies and fold each one up until it is nothing but sharp corners and shove it up the asses of the SCOTUS that does not overturn it and restore order.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 10:59 AM (HErWb)

452 Already brewed up.
[pours Diogenes a cup]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2026 10:35 AM (XeU6L)


Why thank you!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 11:00 AM (2WIwB)

453 I think the geography of Africa is part but not the cause.

It didn't stop the transatlantic or trans-Saharan or trans- Mediterranean slave trades.

It didn't prevent the rise of the Mali empire and several others.

But, the people and culture that failed was common to all.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 11:00 AM (HXT0k)

454 "My favorite names for military installations are Polk and Hood."

29 Palms

That's Marine for
“Abandon all hope ye who enter here”

Who would have thought we could be so pithy, eh? More? I know "get on your face!" in 5 languages.

Might even quote Mallory while Air comes on station. Damn straight. And they said an English Lit degree would be useless, SMH

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 11:00 AM (ciYHQ)

455 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 11:00 AM (RoI99)

456 Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 10:33 AM (VE6XX)

I know it's late in the thread but how is the pooch?

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:00 AM (QQN0v)

457 >>>Jared Diamond is a retard. VDH thinks so, and he wrote Carnage and Culture as a rebuttal. It's a book-length exercise in repeatedly kicking Diamond in the ballsack.

Ewok-level cruelty.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

>I read them both. Certainly amusing. History is whatever you want it to be. Facts are immutable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 11:01 AM (oT7pT)

458 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

459 NOOD

guglag

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2026 11:02 AM (ULPxl)

460 453 I think the geography of Africa is part but not the cause.

It didn't stop the transatlantic or trans-Saharan or trans- Mediterranean slave trades.

It didn't prevent the rise of the Mali empire and several others.

But, the people and culture that failed was common to all.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


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Exactly. It wasn't lack of access to sea, it was the stuff I describe briefly above.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 11:03 AM (HErWb)

461 I guess it's very late in the thread. Curse you AoS!!!! {shakes fist}

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 11:03 AM (QQN0v)

462 438 We are a stiff necked Horde.

can i interest you in a better pillow?

Posted by: mike lindell at January 28, 2026 11:04 AM (sGtp+)

463 There should be a term for those marooned by nood

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves to the Nood

Posted by: Fen at January 28, 2026 11:07 AM (ciYHQ)

464 Somalians expertise is brazen fraud, not sophisticated fraud.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 11:18 AM (Dv3i1)

465 The Birdmen Of Burnley
Leonora Carrington

In the circle on the floor reads, in part, I think: The birds of prey prey the vultures from the far mountain. A homey thought... (Can't read the backwards writing.)

Five types of birds have been captured. The square on the floor between the two groups looks like it contains a sea star sitting in water. Are the robed things really disguised sea creatures?

I'm not big on surrealism. The painting is interesting - with lots of symbolism beyond my grasp - but it makes me uneasy. Judgement. What one group is capable of doing to others.

I would pass hanging but appreciate the lesson. thanks.

BTW Laurel Benjamin wrote The Bird Men after Leonora Carrington's “The Bird Men of Burnley.” And, yes, it's wacked too.

PS - Very late; dr. appointment. Sorry.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

466 SKree SKreeet Caw Caw, Tweet tweet, Chirp Trillllll. Look all our Patients turned into Birds

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (wGqjj)

The Morning Report — 1/28/26

BroFoMelt.jpg

Good morning kids. And the word of the day is "deescalation." And it makes my head explode for reasons that should be all too obvious to anyone with eyes to see. Those who are using this word are the same ones who objected to Israel going after Hamas after its mass-wave pogrom that slaughtered scores of innocent people and kidnapped/tortured hundreds more, the remains of the last one at long last recovered and returned home only a day or so ago.

What ICE and law enforcement are doing in Minneapolis and elsewhere in the nation is merely their duty in rounding up illegal aliens be they merely border-jumpers or violent thugs on top of it. Anyone who objects to this, let alone attempts to impede them carrying out their mission either via direct violent confrontation or political sabotage is engaging in the most severe of felonious acts which come right up to and perhaps cross the line into actual Insurrection.

And so, what is needed is a massive ESCALATION in response to this attack on our government, the rule of law and the safety and security of the citizenry so that those engaging in this insurrection are mercilessly crushed, so as to send an unmistakable message that lawlessness in all its forms will not be tolerated.


If you think I'm engaging in hyperbole. There is a definite nexus between Democrat lawmakers and their stormtroopers on the streets.

Washington Governor Bob Ferguson (D) stated Monday that the state government aims to “partner” with the anti-ICE groups illegally tracking and hounding federal law enforcement agents.

The governor expressed support for the anti-ICE insurgency in his state just one day before the FBI launched an investigation into the Signal chat groups organizing the the anti-ICE insurgency in Minnesota.

Ferguson held a press conference alongside Washington’s Attorney General Nick Brown (D.) to condemn ICE after two agitators in Minnesota were fatally shot by federal agents. Brown was widely criticized last month after he warned independent journalists to stop investigating alleged fraudulent Somali daycare centers in the state or they could be charged with a hate crime.

The governor told reporters that what is happening in Minnesota and Washington is “community, individuals, and grass roots organizations doing their part to stand up for their fellow residents.”

. . . In a long and sobering post on X, reacting to the new information, former Special Forces Warrant Officer, Eric Schwalm compared the anti-ICE effort in Minneapolis to the insurgencies he fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“With multiple rotations running counterinsurgency ops—both hunting insurgents and trying to separate them from sympathetic populations—I’ve seen organized resistance up close,” Schwalm stated. “From Anbar to Helmand, the pattern is familiar: spotters, cutouts, dead drops (or modern equivalents), disciplined comms, role specialization, and a willingness to absorb casualties while bleeding the stronger force slowly. What’s unfolding in Minneapolis right now isn’t ‘protest.’ It’s low-level insurgency infrastructure, built by people who’ve clearly studied the playbook.”

And investigator and Freedom Fighter extraordinaire Andy Ngo is yet again doing yeoman's work in exposing the sophisticated yet all-too-familiar techniques of leftist political terrorism

Andy Ngo, a citizen journalist known for his unmasking of Antifa activists and their violent tactics, infiltrated some radical left Signal groups in Minnesota and discovered the rampant paranoia among the activists who didn't trust anyone, especially other activists.
The tactics being used, Ngo observed, "are an evolution of methods tested during the deadly 2020 BLM–Antifa riots, which were centered largely in the Twin Cities."
"In recent weeks, numerous Antifa-linked revolutionary anarchist collectives have promoted organizing guides that explicitly instruct extremists on how to carry out obstructionist campaigns," says Ngo. The guides recommend using the Signal messaging app to maintain operational security.
It's the operations that are problematic. "Signal has become the preferred platform for mass coordination — used to share real-time locations, vehicle descriptions, and individual targets, as well as tips for minimizing legal accountability," writes Ngo. This is how the activists are able to show up at ICE enforcement actions almost as soon as agents start arriving on the scene. . . I'm familiar with messaging among some radical groups in Europe during the 1970s. Baader-Meinhof Group, a far-left West German Communist terrorist group active in the 1970s, communicated almost exclusively using intelligence agency methods such as drop boxes and "cut-outs."
Baader-Meinhof and other radical leftists of the time were paranoid about security, but they still managed to have a small circle where trust was an absolute necessity. 
Obviously, the radicals today are sacrificing security for instant communications, but this has bred hysterical fear and, almost certainly, hindered their efforts to organize and obstruct ICE operations.

While it's encouraging that as Ngo notes their paranoia may be hampering their efforts, at the same time they have a truly frightenng level of political and legal cover afforded them by elected officials and perhaps allies in local law enforcement itself. Not to put too fine a point on it but this Bob Ferguson as well as Walz, Frey and everyone else engaging in this needs to swing from a gallows.

Because as is painfully obvious or should be by now, that is exactly what they have in mind for all of us.

Democrat Ohio Attorney General candidate Elliot Forhan announced a plan to execute President Donald Trump, following a hypothetical trial and guilty verdict, in a video posted to X on Tuesday. In the viral video Forhan stated that he would pursue the president’s conviction, resulting in capital punishment. . . “I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I am going to kill Donald Trump,” Forhan stated. “I mean I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence, presented at a trial conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process, resulting in a sentence, duly executed, of capital punishment.”

“That is what I mean when I say I am going to kill Donald Trump,” he ended.

He may be a low rent Roland Freisler but I'll take him at his word.


So, evidently Bro-Fo Omar was doused with some sort of liquid at a town-hall meeting. I don't think it was Jewish Holy water (matzo ball soup) nor was she given the Victor Riesel treatment, not that she doesn't deserve it, but hey, If she soiled her Playtex 18-hour burqa, sowing and reaping baby.

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:15 AM (ExV1e)

2 Tech thread alerted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:15 AM (ExV1e)

3
Democrat Ohio Attorney General candidate Elliot Forhan announced a plan to execute President Donald Trump, following a hypothetical trial and guilty verdict, in a video posted to X on Tuesday.

These are the same people who call the death penalty "barbaric". They'll always make exceptions for wrongthinkers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 07:18 AM (tgvbd)

4
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 28, 2026 07:18 AM (tljrc)

5 And so, what is needed is a massive ESCALATION in response to this attack on our government, the rule of law and the safety and security of the citizenry so that those engaging in this insurrection are mercilessly crushed, so as to send an unmistakable message that lawlessness in all its forms will not be tolerated.

MN is, apparently, finally cooperating with the feds and using their police to break up the 'protesters'. Of course, this just means that they'll be neither shot nor charged but, at least, it gets them out of the way.

https://youtu.be/i69D6slpxC8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:19 AM (ExV1e)

6 If we get dragged into a war, we damn well better fight it to the finish and win.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 07:19 AM (yw3eV)

7 Saying you are going to kill the President is the new normal. It's free speech, ya know.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

8 7 Saying you are going to kill the President is the new normal. It's free speech, ya know.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)



I would not tempt fate if God-Forbid another Democrat is installed in the Oval Office.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2026 07:22 AM (x0n13)

9 I mean I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence, presented at a trial conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process, resulting in a sentence, duly executed, of capital punishment.

Has anyone asked Forhan what crime he imagines Trump to guilty of? Or will this be another case of telling the jury, "If you're unhappy with any aspect of your life, go ahead and blame this guy."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:22 AM (ExV1e)

10 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 07:23 AM (iMotb)

11 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 07:24 AM (jtM2q)

12 So, evidently Bro-Fo Omar was doused with some sort of liquid at a town-hall meeting. I don't think it was Jewish Holy water (matzo ball soup) nor was she given the Victor Riesel treatment, not that she doesn't deserve it, but hey, If she soiled her Playtex 18-hour burqa, sowing and reaping baby.

She soiled nothing and DataRepublican has already pointed out the ways in which the whole thing appears to be cleverly faked (for bananas and rice levels of clever.)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)

13 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

I am calling for a cease fire to stop the genocide in Minneapolis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

14 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 07:26 AM (gbOdA)

15 Top 20 this time! Go me!

Another day of staying at home. This week is pretty much getting written off.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 07:27 AM (7xrfc)

16 Fetterman said, “I don’t agree with many of those tactics” used by ICE and stated that ICE should “stand down” in Minneapolis.

But he's so dreamy... and centrist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)

17
It is to larf. This morning I heard an AI-voiced narrator describe Margaret Hamilton as having starred in "The Wizard of Ounces"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 07:27 AM (xG4kz)

18 Muslim staffers at hospital previously bragged about killing Jews.
Australia Hospital Gave Jewish Terror Attack Victim Alias So its Muslim Staff Wouldn’t ‘Finish the Job’ (But keep the monster employed, Heaven forfend fire and prosecute -jjs)


For shame, JJ. The staffers aren't white. Why would they punish them?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:29 AM (ExV1e)

19 Great MR graphic. Scott Adam’s would have loved it.
A picture worth many words. True words.

The one word the Trumper best discard Pronto: descalate. Any chance he has of winning anything to buffer him from impeachment, and worse, requires the word deescalation take the express lane to obscurity.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 28, 2026 07:29 AM (fJDNO)

20 >Dems’ ‘Unconstitutional’ Bill Would Jail Law-Abiding Virginians For Guns They Already Own
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Virginia should secede from the Beltway counties

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)

21 We are in Minneapolis to protect Minnesotans from criminal illegal aliens and get these criminals out of their neighborhoods.

The problem is that the protesters don't see them as criminals. They are Oppressed Little Brown People and they are the White Saviors that are going to defend them. The fact that the illegals would hurt them too never once enters their minds.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 07:30 AM (7xrfc)

22 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:31 AM (g+IHh)

23 The only two things that you need to say about MN:

- I will not give up my rights to emotional blackmail

- I am in favor of killing commies, by whoever, and wherever they are found

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 07:32 AM (HXT0k)

24 I would laugh at a full, 100% "deescalation". Pull all federal agents from the state. No ICE. No FBI. No IRS. No nothing.

And then never send a single dime from Washington to that state again. You're on your own. Ring the place with checkpoints. Sanction any flights or shipping out of it as unable to be secured properly. Shut the state down and let it collapse entirely. Crime? Sorry. Emergencies? Good luck!

Sorry, jerks. You wanna be on your own? You have fun with that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 07:33 AM (06Hmj)

25 So Washington is joining the New Confederacy

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 07:33 AM (g+IHh)

26 Michigan trial lawyer Kelly Neumann celebrated Veterans Day with ode to grandfather who fought for Hitler
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Astounding article.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 07:33 AM (evI9x)

27 Elliot Forham was previously critiqued for abusive words and actions towards his colleagues ( including Democrats) and constituents while in the Ohio legislature, so he's taken it up a notch towards Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/4dbd4yj8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 07:35 AM (lQ+/f)

28 I think a lot of people, our political betters included do not understand the distinction between Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Border Patrol Services (BPS).

They're not the same. ICE is more of a "law enforcement" arm while BPS is more into the apprehension and detainment of illegals. BPS has been the tip of the proverbial spear in Minneapolis, not ICE.

It was BPS that was pulled out of the city after their agents were caught on video shooting Pretti. ICE is still there and isn't leaving.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 07:36 AM (jtM2q)

29 Time for Iran’s Nuremberg Trial

Invoking Nuremburg is a joke. We could have just shot all the Nazis at the end of the war. With the exception of the mass slaughter of millions of Jews, every crime committed by the Nazis has been committed again.

Remember the Nuremburg Code? The one which no country on Earth ratified because it would never, ever be needed?

Remember "I was just following orders" as thousands of US political prisoners languished in DC jails?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

30 This is the crack they're wedging open. They're experts at this. They will force it open wider and wider, until these riots are nationwide, because they smell weakness like a dog smells bacon.

It doesn't have to be this way.

As the man notes, they're employing asymmetrical insurgency tactics here. So, Trump should do what we should have done during GWoT... respond with overwhelming force at all levels and stifle the uprising in its cradle.

If a bunch of Leftists get turned into cherry cobbler, so be it - it won't take many. These aren't religious fanatics or people fighting for their country. They're spoiled rotten middle class monster babies. They'll break and run the instant bodies start dropping for real.

But more importantly, it will illustrate to the entire country that crybullying is no longer an effective tactic. No more crying us into a corner. Then THEY will look weak, and the Party can't stand that. Literally. If they aren't perceived as the stronger horse, they have nothing else to fall back on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)

31 Saying you are going to kill the President is the new normal. It's free speech, ya know.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)


But only until the next Democrat is elected. Then it's treason.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

32 Ilhan Omar says ‘I’m a survivor" after attack at town hall. LOL . I don't know about DataRepublican , but there's some AA Trump supporter who thinks it was a faked attack as well, because she seems very calm about the whole thing. More likely another attempt to make herself a victim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 07:41 AM (lQ+/f)

33 The fact that the illegals would hurt them too never once enters their minds.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 07:30 AM (7xrfc)


Minds? What are these 'minds' of which you speak? -- White savior rescuer with a PhD in coloring books.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:42 AM (ExV1e)

34 Victor Riesel
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Wow! There's a name I haven't heard mentioned since who knows when!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:44 AM (BJnkV)

35 I hope that ASS post is kept around, just because it is so completely insane and a great example of why the country is in such trouble. He should get paid double for that beauty.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 07:45 AM (ZHEwX)

36 Ilhan Omar needs to be ejected from the country. On a rocket. Don't care where it lands or burns up, just as long as it's not here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (jtM2q)

37 Michigan trial lawyer Kelly Neumann celebrated Veterans Day with ode to grandfather who fought for Hitler
Meet the Proud Nazi Spawn Raising Money for Democrats

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So.... Pride Month?

/stops shopping days countdown

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (BJnkV)

38 "Here’s how much more money Americans will see in their tax refunds"

This year I will write the biggest check I have ever sent to the IRS. I should change my nic to "Tootsie Pop".

Posted by: fd, why do I feel like a sucker? at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

39 "Biden averaged 200000 me ew jobs per month"

Good for the ews. But what about the rams?

This is a some programmed troll, right? We can all have typos, but good grief!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (7RYym)

40 Everyone is getting worked up over nothing. See the video linked @5. The Minneapolis police are, apparently, still on the sideline but the state police are finally doing their jobs. That allows Trump to 'deescalate'. They're still there arresting illegals, they're just not the ones confronting the "concerned public" as much.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

41 I survived the attack on Omar too.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 07:47 AM (vFG9F)

42 Ilhan Omar needs to be ejected from the country. On a rocket catapult/trebuchet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (jtM2q)
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/preps popcorn for ensuing arguments

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:48 AM (BJnkV)

43 Omar playing the Jussie gambit.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2026 07:48 AM (Q+gd/)

44 The troll is at a fever pitch this morning.

Say, troll, are you one of those 70 year old women using 40 filters to make tiktoks about killing federal agents? Did you lose your job, freeing up more time to come here and show your ass?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

45 Offering a level of retardation that knows no bounds!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (wKG/6)
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The power of projection!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:49 AM (BJnkV)

46 Victory. Nothing less. That is what I want.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 28, 2026 07:49 AM (WHfpM)

47 If a bunch of Leftists get turned into cherry cobbler, so be it - it won't take many. These aren't religious fanatics or people fighting for their country. They're spoiled rotten middle class monster babies. They'll break and run the instant bodies start dropping for real.
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I have also said this many times, it is clear from history.

I don't think Trump knows this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

48 "I survived the attack on Omar too."


Me too!!!

Posted by: David Hogg at January 28, 2026 07:50 AM (iMotb)

49 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 28, 2026 07:52 AM (53oGX)

50 I am beginning to believe that ASS is a 'Composite American'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 07:52 AM (iMotb)

51 Nitpicking but why is omar using the seal of the House on the podium in a townhall?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (0KSrI)

52 Ilhan Omar needs to be ejected from the country. On a rocket catapult/trebuchet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (jtM2q)
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Her exit from this country should be strictly according to due process. There is ample evidence that she is in the country unlawfully. The requisite hearings should be televised live to show everyone how it works.

Does Spirit Airlines have flights to the ME? She can have a seat in the wheel well.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (7b9Rm)

53 We're being informed that the nautical embargo against Iran has now begun.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (BJnkV)

54

Saw a meme somewhere:


"How Do You Feel About ICE? - PRETTI GOOD!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (x0n13)

55 why is omar using the seal of the House on the podium in a townhall?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (0KSrI)
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Because the room was too small for the walrus?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:54 AM (BJnkV)

56 why is omar using the seal of the House on the podium in a townhall?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (0KSrI)


I think she's permitted to do that because she is a member.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

57 Democrat AG Candidate Announces Plan To Execute Trump

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"Give me a drone strike, Vasili. One drone strike only for now, please."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 07:55 AM (5NBTt)

58 Fetterman said, “I don’t agree with many of those tactics” used by ICE and stated that ICE should “stand down” in Minneapolis.

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What tactics would that be? Ask them nicely to leave? Because that doesn't work. How exactly would Fetterman get these criminals out who don't want to leave? I'll bet he had no answer for that. Go try it, Lumpy. See how far you get saying, "pretty please with sugar on top, will you go back to your country?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

59 Saw on X, wish I'd saved to post here, summarized:

There is a species of ant where one scout will find a lone ant from another colony.
It'll kill that ant and mimic it's scent. Now it's free to enter the colony w/o question.
It then makes its way to the queen, sprays her with "outsider" scent.
That triggers the hive to attack the threat, the "outsider," and kill their queen.
The infiltrator then can take over the entire colony.

And that's what the commie left is doing.
They mimic the words and behaviors of Americans.
They have infiltrated to the very core of our society.
They are now telling us the rule of law, enforcing the law, is the biggest threat to our society.
And they are hoping we will kill the rule of law--thinking we are protecting our society.
"de-escalate" "lower the temperature" "pause" etc.

Killing the law and giving them control of the whole society.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 07:55 AM (HXT0k)

60 Saw a meme somewhere:

"How Do You Feel About ICE? - PRETTI GOOD!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (x0n13)
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You have infiltrated my WhatsApp feed. Prepare to die!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:56 AM (BJnkV)

61 Oh, Alias. You poor little thing. Your side is losing and here you are acting like Baghdad Bob. I'm kind of glad you post here because I feel better at my life knowing that inferiors like you exist.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 07:56 AM (7xrfc)

62 The problem is that the protesters don't see them as criminals. They are Oppressed Little Brown People and they are the White Saviors that are going to defend them. The fact that the illegals would hurt them too never once enters their minds."

"Hey, I feed stray cats as well!"

/samething

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 07:56 AM (XuXeR)

63 There is a species of ant where one scout will find a lone ant from another colony.
It'll kill that ant and mimic it's scent. Now it's free to enter the colony w/o question.
It then makes its way to the queen, sprays her with "outsider" scent.
That triggers the hive to attack the threat, the "outsider," and kill their queen.
The infiltrator then can take over the entire colony.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 07:55 AM (HXT0k)
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Deodor ants.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:57 AM (BJnkV)

64 Trump’s order also requires FEMA to investigate whether California complied with the law, after his administration made more than $3 billion available to people and businesses affected by the fires.

NEwscome has said repeatedly that he got no FEMA money.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 07:57 AM (gbOdA)

65 We're being informed that the nautical embargo against Iran has now begun.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (BJnkV)

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Next up: Trump to announce (a la Venezuela) that the airspace above and surrounding Iran should be considered closed in its entirety.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 07:59 AM (5NBTt)

66 56 We're being informed that the nautical embargo against Iran has now begun.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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This will cause a spike in the price of nauticals.

Posted by: Economics major at January 28, 2026 08:00 AM (2Ez/1)

67 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 28, 2026 08:00 AM (QY6Ax)

68 And that's what the commie left is doing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 07:55 AM (HXT0k)
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When in Minnesota, look toward CHYNAH:

https://tinyurl.com/58sdab58

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:01 AM (BJnkV)

69 We're being informed that the nautical embargo against Iran has now begun.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:53 AM (BJnkV)


Are you suggesting that all the time people spent bemoaning the fact that Trump had abandoned the Iranian people and had doomed the world may have been premature?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

70 > I am beginning to believe that ASS is a 'Composite American'.
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I read that as "compost" American and fully endorse it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:01 AM (jtM2q)

71 "Are you suggesting that all the time people spent bemoaning the fact that Trump had abandoned the Iranian people and had doomed the world may have been premature?"

It is indeed a possibility, yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 08:02 AM (iMotb)

72 It takes 3 billion dollars in Cali just to start lubricating the politicians.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:02 AM (vFG9F)

73 "Hey, I feed stray cats as well!"

/samething
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Who has time for this?

Posted by: Bored middle aged white women looking for validation at January 28, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

74 I won’t be quiet
My God is alive
How can I keep it inside?

https://tinyurl.com/dpht5mua

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:03 AM (LLQU7)

75 Are you suggesting that all the time people spent bemoaning the fact that Trump had abandoned the Iranian people and had doomed the world may have been premature?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

Needed the assets in the area. Premature attackulation doesn't lead to a happy ending.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:03 AM (uQesX)

76 Silver spot at $113.96. That gives an average condition pre 1965 dime a Silver value of $8.14. Gold spot at $5293.60 per oz.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 28, 2026 08:03 AM (Da7Vv)

77 The problem is that the protesters don't see them as criminals. They are Oppressed Little Brown People and they are the White Saviors that are going to defend them. The fact that the illegals would hurt them too never once enters their minds."

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It's probably a 50/50 split of AWFL's and their white leftist "men" counterparts believing their purpose is to save the little brown peoples from big, bad whitey. But just as many (and we're talking these are hard core leftists) know the importance of flooding the country with these playthings otherwise known as little brown peoples. These little brown peoples will give them electoral power forever. They know that. That's a large part of what they're fighting for.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

78 "I read that as "compost" American and fully endorse it."

I read that as a composted American, and fully endorse it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 08:04 AM (iMotb)

79 21 The problem is that the protesters don't see them as criminals. They are Oppressed Little Brown People and they are the White Saviors that are going to defend them. The fact that the illegals would hurt them too never once enters their minds.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 07:30 AM (7xrfc)

"They're not going to hurt us, pleb. We'll be back in our gated communities with our lawyer parents by the time our pet savages rampage all over your city!"

-Trust Fund Activists

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:04 AM (iXqHn)

80 Government-run fire agencies receive more than $1,000 per Medicaid transport, while private providers are paid roughly $339. California is now seeking federal approval from the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to push that gap even further to nearly $1,600 per transport.

Where the fuck is the budget? Cali (and Tex and Fla) should get a Medicare budget.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:04 AM (gbOdA)

81 It takes 3 billion dollars in Cali just to start lubricating the politicians.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:02 AM (vFG9F)


Those assholes have suffered a lot. They need extra-slippery lube.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

82 Azerbaijan has also joined the coalition against Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 08:05 AM (0KSrI)

83 Is this why Tucker Carlson was recently at the White House?

https://tinyurl.com/yzn6kvwr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:05 AM (BJnkV)

84 .The problem is that the protesters don't see them as criminals. They are Oppressed Little Brown People and they are the White Saviors that are going to defend them.
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that's their cover story
we are deporting their voters, and they don't like it

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 08:06 AM (ZxPkt)

85 75 It takes 3 billion dollars in Cali just to start lubricating enriching the politicians.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 08:06 AM (7b9Rm)

86 It's probably a 50/50 split of AWFL's and their white leftist "men" counterparts believing their purpose is to save the little brown peoples from big, bad whitey. But just as many (and we're talking these are hard core leftists) know the importance of flooding the country with these playthings otherwise known as little brown peoples. These little brown peoples will give them electoral power forever. They know that. That's a large part of what they're fighting for.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)


AWFLs who want to 'entertain' black men and the white 'men' who want to watch.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

87 The little story about Trump taking down the onerous, retarded, greenie appliance regulations is important. Dishwashers don't need to run for 4 hours to wash dishes. Washers need not be fungus and mildew traps, etc.
My 25 year old Kenmore washer recently broke for the very first time. Wouldn't spin. Five minutes on Youtube, ordered $5 motor coupler, now back in action. This is how it should be. Appliance freedom!

Posted by: Jesse White at January 28, 2026 08:07 AM (oftw2)

88 I mean I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers

About those juries, and PDJT's alleged peers...

In blue states and blue cities we have seen that the jury system has failed. Democrats are completely incompatible with a Constitutional Republic and never should be allowed to participate in any meaningful way.

If anyone should know that the court and jury system has completely failed, it should be how and where PDJT spent his summer in 2024.

Heck, just look at blue cities and states today where extortionists, murderers, gang bangers issuing murder for hire, and pedophiles are let off, judges over turning guilty verdicts and personally escorting the criminals secretly out of buildings.

Whether I am ready to dissolve this former Constitutional Republic or not, the decision has been made. Us Normies are playing by a set of rules to a game that has already been ended

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 08:07 AM (a4flb)

89 Posted by: Bored middle aged white women looking for validation "

This. Linkage to "church" news in Sp OH, and ... of the 44 people in one pic, 6 appear to be older (balding) males, the rest... yikes. There's a lot of beef on the hoof.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

90 How much is the military purge in China due to a paranoid over-reaction due to our snatch-n-grab of Muduro?

We did it right under China's nose, using intel that we say came from tracking Chinese agents.
Basically telling China we have agents inside their spy networks and they can't find them.

When it was likely HUMIT of Venezuelans just reporting where the convoys were moving.
LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 08:08 AM (HXT0k)

91 Dishwashers don't need to run for 4 hours to wash dishes. Washers need not be fungus and mildew traps, etc."

Well of course they do - it's more efficient...
Oh, wait... these appliances use less. So that's all that matters, right?

/captainobvious

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR)

92 The reason why democrats in Washington state are going to partner with the terrorists is that Minnesota democrats are funneling stolen tax dollars to Washington democrats. This is the funding mechanism for the democrat party. They have nationalized the theft of tax dollars to fund their revolution.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 08:11 AM (0U5gm)

93 Interesting that Bro-Fo just went on with her speech without bothering to to identify the "substance".

Then again, I guess she's used to getting squirted in the face with "substances".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 08:11 AM (IG3/x)

94 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 08:09 AM (wKG/6)

From Yahoo Finance...

Amazon (AMZN, Financials) shares edged lower after reports surfaced that the company will cut roughly 16,000 jobs this week as part of a broader restructuring effort. The layoffs will mostly affect corporate workers, especially those who work in India.

Oh, no, not the poor Indians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

95 that's their cover story
we are deporting their voters, and they don't like it
Posted by: Don Black


That's at the political level. The folks on the ground are the ones who think it's oppression to have border laws. And I've already seen remarks of "OK, so they rape and murder. Americans do it too!"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:12 AM (7xrfc)

96 Alias thinks that the Epstein files are going to be an Excel sheet that you can sort by name and magically this will result in Trump getting arrested.

Of course when you ask people like him why Biden didn't release the files, you get a very confused expression.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:14 AM (7xrfc)

97 > How much is the military purge in China due to a paranoid over-reaction due to our snatch-n-grab of Muduro?
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Obvious intelligence failure on the ChiComs part, but some of the Chinese military officials dismissed/arrested had zero to do with intelligence matters.

*shrugs*

Xi bagged all but one of the senior staff members over the last month or so. Some say he was reacting to a coup or assassination plot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:14 AM (jtM2q)

98 The problem is that the protesters don't see them as criminals. They are Oppressed Little Brown People and they are the White Saviors that are going to defend them.
----

that's their cover story
we are deporting their voters, and they don't like it

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 08:06 AM (ZxPkt)

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Next you'll be telling me that the Democrat-Communists in blue shitholes (hello Maine, Vermont, and DC already -- next up Virginia) want to give their favorite wing and base -- felons in prison -- the right to vote.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 08:14 AM (5NBTt)

99 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

100 And I've already seen remarks of "OK, so they rape and murder. Americans do it too!"
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:12 AM (7xrfc)
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I've heard that but also "they rape and murder less than Americans."

Real geniuses these people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

101 Mommy Doktor Jill sez I can't have coffee anymore. Sez it goes right through me.

Hey, who shit my pants?

Posted by: President Emeritus! at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

102 > Of course when you ask people like him why Biden didn't release the files, you get a very confused expression.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:14 AM (7xrfc)

In my experience, when you ask this question on X, the communist in question blocks and runs away.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (IG3/x)

103 The National Extremist Association
________
When will we hold them responsible for their performance? OK, put aside their political BS. Can kids read and calculate?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (AlhUl)

104 “I mean I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence, presented at a trial conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process, resulting in a sentence, duly executed, of capital punishment.”


On what charge?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

105 The big outrage is Bill Belichick being stiffed on the HoF… I’ve never been able to stand the guy but good grief if he’s not a hall of famer then they just need to shut the place down….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:16 AM (/iXAp)

106 Mommy Doktor Jill sez I can't have coffee anymore. Sez it goes right through me.

Hey, who shit my pants?
Posted by: President Emeritus! at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)



During the FiL's funeral preparation, a friend of the First Lady's bought some of that Starbucks Frapaccino stuff. I drank one.

Almost pulled a Joe Biden about 20 minutes later.

Yeah, I'll never drink that stuff ever again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

107 "FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer "

We rate this statement as Mostly True

Posted by: Snopes at January 28, 2026 08:16 AM (iMotb)

108
On what charge?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)


By breathing, he stole oxygen from a disadvantaged BIPOC LGBTQ+.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:17 AM (tgvbd)

109 Then again, I guess she's used to getting squirted in the face with "substances".

Hey, that's a husb... rother.... father.... cousin's roommate...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

110 Know who else reacted to a coup or assassination plot?

Posted by: Shifty eyed smart ass at January 28, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

111 The big outrage is Bill Belichick being stiffed on the HoF… I’ve never been able to stand the guy but good grief if he’s not a hall of famer then they just need to shut the place down….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:16 AM (/iXAp)



This is why the voting by the media should be terminated immediately. They're butthurt because he treated them like the vermin they are. And he's banging a 27 year old hottie, so they jelly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

112 a friend of the First Lady's bought some of that Starbucks Frapaccino stuff. I drank one.

Almost pulled a Joe Biden about 20 minutes later."

Ah, the coffee flavored colonoscopy prep...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:18 AM (XuXeR)

113 Alias thinks that the Epstein files are going to be an Excel sheet that you can sort by name and magically this will result in Trump getting arrested.

Of course when you ask people like him why Biden didn't release the files, you get a very confused expression.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:14 AM (7xrfc)

-------------

"Because Biden was a genius playing zero-dimensional chess, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 08:18 AM (5NBTt)

114 32.4 degrees out.

Much warmer than yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (iMotb)

115 “Our best-testing way to accomplish this was through a message that positioned supporting transgender women athletes as part of the broader fight for equality in girls’ and women’s sports.

Orwell should sure for plagiarism.

We need more men in womens sports to make womens sports more equal.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (gbOdA)

116 So, evidently Bro-Fo Omar was doused with some sort of liquid at a town-hall meeting. I don't think it was Jewish Holy water (matzo ball soup)


It was a set up. Even people on facebook were ripping her.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (RoI99)

117 I’ve never been able to stand the guy but good grief if he’s not a hall of famer then they just need to shut the place down…."

Well, he's white, so...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)

118 Today is National Blueberry Pancake Day. 🫐🥞

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

119 Xi bagged all but one of the senior staff members over the last month or so. Some say he was reacting to a coup or assassination plot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:14 AM (jtM2q)

I think it’s likely that Xi has reached the Caligula Level of Imperial Paranoia. Take out everyone around you . (Stalin did it too)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (Sxl5b)

120 Ilhan Omar's stunt was so blatantly obvious it was orchestrated. I keep hearing that she's being investigated or some such horseshit.

Get on with it and get her out of the country along with her Somalian brood.

(But then again, we're still dicking around with "Maryland Man.")

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (jtM2q)

121
Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion. At the time, I lived in Clear Lake and went shopping on the way home from work. People were walking around the store looking like they got hit by a club.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (tgvbd)

122 Nine bucks a jar from Amazon for the Manischewitz Matzo Ball soup! The Jews are running up the price in anticipation of Passover. Squeezing out the last nickel in profit. Typical!

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (oftw2)

123 On what charge?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

Show me the man and I will show you the crime.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (gbOdA)

124 32.4 degrees out.

Much warmer than yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (iMotb)



It's 29 here and we're experiencing areas of something called 'freezing fog.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

125 Thx JJ. Good morning and Happy Hump Day Horde
The pictures of the protest in LA where Jason Reedy is yelling vat the commissioners with his small children in tow are enough to make you puke. Like the lady I saw the other day who was at a protest with her children saying she was going to get a bullet proof vest. This is the insanity of the left on full display

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 08:21 AM (IDEQi)

126
Show me the man and I will show you the crime.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (gbOdA)



Oh yeah. I forgot about Schumer's '6 ways to Sunday' law.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

127 We need more men in womens sports to make womens sports more equal."

Or, you know, we could have an all women's sport set up and completely funded by the men's league of sportsball...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)

128 118 Today is National Blueberry Pancake Day. 🫐🥞
Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

Can I sub a bowl of booberry crunch and a PBR?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (gbOdA)

129 RQ4 and SIGINT assets are in the air over the gulf.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (LLQU7)

130
* flys in from the upper deck Barrel section, bounces on floor *

Posted by: WNBA Neon Green Marital Aid at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (0sNs1)

131 I've heard that but also "they rape and murder less than Americans."

Real geniuses these people.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Saw that as well. My thoughts? If Americans do that more than illegals, then why do we need illegals?

It's like the meme of "Here's a picture of a brown person crying! We need to get rid of immigration laws!"

But I'm also the guy who says the only acceptable number of crimes committed by illegals is zero.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (7xrfc)

132
Hadrian's Axiom: All "hate crimes" against Grievance groups are fake until proven otherwise in a court of law beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (tgvbd)

133 AA woman explains why she left the Democrat party and what happened. Good for her!

https://tinyurl.com/3aesze2r

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (ix8EF)

134 *Like the lady I saw the other day who was at a protest with her children saying she was going to get a bullet proof vest. This is the insanity of the left on full display.*

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It's always the women.

Posted by: The ghost of Orwell at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

135 Alias thinks that the Epstein files are going to be an Excel sheet that you can sort by name and magically this will result in Trump getting arrested.

There's plenty of folks on the right who seem to believe that same thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

136 It's 29 here and we're experiencing areas of something called 'freezing fog.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

I drove thru freezing fog that built up and broke off my radio antenna.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)

137 37.9 on the back deck, so....

A bit funny that several are kvetching about the doom 'n' gloom forecasts of last week...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)

138 “I mean I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence, presented at a trial conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process, resulting in a sentence, duly executed, of capital punishment.”

On what charge?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

------------

He will be convicted of "Crimes Against Huge Manatees" during their version of Nuremberg Kangaroo Trials 2.0 once he leaves office.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (5NBTt)

139 121
Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion.

My boss had brought a small TV in to work and most of the staff was crowded into his office watching the launch. I couldn't squeeze in, so I was eating my lunch in the breakroom all alone when I suddenly heard the cries of anguish coming from the boss's office.

Never forgotten it.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (gtcuf)

140 ----
It's always the women.
Posted by: The ghost of Orwell at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)




*enters room*

Too soon?

Posted by: Zombie Alex Pretti at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

141 Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion. At the time, I lived in Clear Lake and went shopping on the way home from work. People were walking around the store looking like they got hit by a club.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (tgvbd)

I have clear memories of that day. I was a college student in Iowa and it was a very cold but sunny day. It was all over the TV news when I got back to my apartment from class

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (YobFY)

142 I think it’s likely that Xi has reached the Caligula Level of Imperial Paranoia. Take out everyone around you . (Stalin did it too)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 08:19 AM (Sxl5b)

That bodes well for their military action against Taiwan.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (uQesX)

143 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

144 "The Fraud Scandal Is A Bigger Problem Than Cops Can Fix"

It is for the foreseeable future. Here's a recap of a comment I posted last week on the subject -

First, you need to identify a large group of honest people. From that group, identify the ones who will work honestly and diligently at a mostly thankless job, for government pay. From that that group, identify the ones who have the character and personality to doggedly investigate and pursue fraud suspicion in the face of possible continual threats, verbal abuse, pressure from higher-ups, negative media coverage. etc.

Train members of the final group to do financial fraud investigations. Some will fail. The remainder are your honest, diligent, undaunted workers.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (5rh/l)

145 I've heard that but also "they rape and murder less than Americans."

Real geniuses these people.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

How can you report on a stat that may not actually be recorded?
Many places do not record immigration/citizen stats.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

146
I drove thru freezing fog that built up and broke off my radio antenna.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)



Huh. I hope I'm not driving through any of it on my trek here in a bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

147 Beau Biden died in freezing fog.

Posted by: Not a joke at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

148 34 in South Texas. It’s funny to watch people break out the goose down coats. I don’t even know they had those down here.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (LLQU7)

149 Or, you know, we could have an all women's sport set up and completely funded by the men's league of sportsball...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)


But the women need to be paid the same as the men. -- the women in the all women's sport league set up and completely funded by the men's league

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

150
Alias thinks that the Epstein files are going to be an Excel sheet that you can sort by name and magically this will result in Trump getting arrested.

Look!! "6/24/99. Donald J. Trump. With Juanita (age 14). Room 205."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (tgvbd)

151 Alias thinks that the Epstein files are going to be an Excel sheet that you can sort by name and magically this will result in Trump getting arrested.

The pivot tables are gonna be *lit*!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (0sNs1)

152 who was at a protest with her children"

These are the spiritual descendants of the foppish and stupid DC area nimrods who took picnic baskets on carriage and train rides thru the Virginia countryside.

To the rolling hills above Bull Run.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)

153 I have clear memories of that day. I was a college student in Iowa and it was a very cold but sunny day. It was all over the TV news when I got back to my apartment from class
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (YobFY)



Wife was with family in NE TX. The explosion shook the house.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

154 30 degrees here with plenty of sunshine on tap for today. Warming up to 60 degrees later.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 24 Hours At A Time at January 28, 2026 08:26 AM (wVcYX)

155 Friend of the Blog Rick Wilson

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (H5YaJ)

156 34 in South Texas. It’s funny to watch people break out the goose down coats. I don’t even know they had those down here.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (LLQU7)



I didn't know my town owned a snow plow. Saw it yesterday plowing a street.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

157
Should have clarified. Clear Lake, where I lived, is one of the communities that surround the Johnson Space Center.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (tgvbd)

158 Alias thinks that the Epstein files are going to be an Excel sheet that you can sort by name and magically this will result in Trump getting arrested.

The pivot tables are gonna be *lit*!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (0sNs1)

*snort*

Posted by: Count de Monet, 24 Hours At A Time at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX)

159 34 in South Texas. It’s funny to watch people break out the goose down coats. I don’t even know they had those down here."

Ran into Costco last Tuesday (Tomball) - pallets of cheaply made puffy coats and sweatpants were pillaged. It was laughable.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

160 OrangeEnt

It sounds like the Communist Chinese military leadership wanted Xi to drop his dreams of conquest of Taiwan. To focus on making China better, not the same failures in a larger nation, but prosperous for all.

Can't have that in a Communist nation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

161 Should have clarified. Clear Lake, where I lived, is one of the communities that surround the Johnson Space Center.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (tgvbd)

How Big is it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM (uQesX)

162 On what charge?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)
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Capital poopyheadedness.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM (OvMCw)

163 But I'm also the guy who says the only acceptable number of crimes committed by illegals is zero.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:22 AM (7xrfc)


And the term 'illegals' suggests that they're already over quota.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

164 "Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion."

I didn't know about it until walked into a barber shop (they still had those back then) and a replay was showing on the TV. Everyone was silent and watching the screen. I said "It blew up?" and got a couple of silent nods. The barber kept on barbering.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM (vFG9F)

165 How Big is it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM


That's a rather personal question.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM (jc0TO)

166 I drove thru freezing fog that built up and broke off my radio antenna.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)


Huh. I hope I'm not driving through any of it on my trek here in a bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

We're waiting for you.

Posted by: The Mist at January 28, 2026 08:29 AM (wVcYX)

167 It sounds like the Communist Chinese military leadership wanted Xi to drop his dreams of conquest of Taiwan. To focus on making China better, not the same failures in a larger nation, but prosperous for all.

Can't have that in a Communist nation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

If so, then his attack leaders will be incompetent and then he'll lose face if it fails, then lose something else.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:29 AM (uQesX)

168 The pivot tables are gonna be *lit*!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (0sNs1)
====

In: Excel-based humor
Out: Fish puns

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

169 How Big is it?"

Clear Lake? Not so big.

Oh, the Johnson. Funny.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

170 Dad wanted me to record (VHS) the news broadcasts of the day when that happened. I set up the VCR to record one of the local channels and left because I wasn't going to sit there and watch it all day.

I picked the wrong channel. Dad got 6 hours of some UHF channel broadcast of 30 minute shows and cartoons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

171 >> I didn't know my town owned a snow plow. Saw it yesterday plowing a street.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

I’m used to seeing some of this stuff. Just not down here. I see some of the construction crews are wearing long sleeves. That’s usually when it’s really cold. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (LLQU7)

172 Oh, and SPONGE!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (OvMCw)

173 In: Excel-based humor"

All or sum?

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (XuXeR)

174 All we are saying

Is we gave Frey a chance.


https://tinyurl.com/yp285eyx

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (BJnkV)

175 The barber kept on barbering.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM (vFG9F)

People didn't stop gambling on 9/11.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (uQesX)

176 Despite the snow and ice here in DFW I was able to run on my normal trails after work yesterday. Sun plus a temp of 40 in the afternoon made the layer of snow/ice crunchy, not slick…. Had to be careful though because a few spots along the trail had been in the shade so still hard and slick…. Fortunately I didn’t fall. I’ll venture out after work again today and it might be more treacherous; instead of smooth and crunchy now they’ll be lots of bumps from the footprints made yesterday. If I don’t comment tomorrow you can assume I fell and broke something LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (YobFY)

177 How Big is it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:28 AM



"Long and distinguished."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Nine bucks a jar from Amazon for the Manischewitz Matzo Ball soup! The Jews are running up the price in anticipation of Passover. Squeezing out the last nickel in profit. Typical!
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober


Any relation to Ben Soberanower?
Fine people. Mighty fine people.


Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:31 AM (RoI99)

179 Next up: Trump to announce (a la Venezuela) that the airspace above and surrounding Iran should be considered closed in its entirety.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 07:59 AM (5NBTt)

Substitute Minnesota for Iran, and make them sweat. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 08:31 AM (5xuJ/)

180 The big outrage is Bill Belichick being stiffed on the HoF… I’ve never been able to stand the guy but good grief if he’s not a hall of famer then they just need to shut the place down…
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I've been told I'm not supposed to like him by a media that hates masculine winners.

But, objectively, as a Packers fan, he's as good as Lombardi.
He knows how to win, he gets his players to play, and he sees rules as suggestions.

You know why he always wore those ratty-ass hoodies?
B/c he wanted to wear a suit, like the coaches of old.
But the NFL, due to their licensing agreement require coaches to wear licensed apparel.
He said, fine. But the rule didn't say he couldn't alter it or require that it be in good condition.

A one-man, decades-long FU protest that they couldn't say shit about.

That alone puts him in the Hall of Fame in my book.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 08:31 AM (HXT0k)

181 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 08:31 AM (77rzZ)

182
Is we gave Frey a chance.

https://tinyurl.com/yp285eyx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (BJnkV)



Enough with the funny stuff. Give 'em the heater!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

183 "These are the spiritual descendants of the foppish and stupid DC area nimrods who took picnic baskets on carriage and train rides thru the Virginia countryside.

To the rolling hills above Bull Run."

You too?

Posted by: The Ladies of White Point Garden, Charleston SC at January 28, 2026 08:32 AM (iMotb)

184 Your Weekly Reminder

Gavin Newsom published his 10-Year Plan to End Homelessness in 2008.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

185 I go to what seems to be the last real men's barber shop in my city.

Been in business since 1972, and other than the magazines on the racks, very little in that barber shop has changed since 1972. It's like stepping into a time capsule.

Vintage country music playing, the smell of Barbicide, straight razors being stropped. The only thing missing from the old days is the cigarette/cigar smoke. I love it. Walking out of the barber shop feels like stepping out of a time machine back into the future.

Ray's Barber Shop, Fort Collins, CO

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 08:32 AM (gtcuf)

186
People didn't stop gambling on 9/11.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (uQesX)


Some people wouldn't stop gambling during The Last Judgement. But, hey, let's open more casinos and have more online betting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:32 AM (tgvbd)

187 Enough with the funny stuff. Give 'em the heater!"

"Curve".... but Jobu allows it.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR)

188 139 121
Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion.

My boss had brought a small TV in to work and most of the staff was crowded into his office watching the launch. I couldn't squeeze in, so I was eating my lunch in the breakroom all alone when I suddenly heard the cries of anguish coming from the boss's office.

Never forgotten it.
Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 08:23 AM (gtcuf)

I was in my 5th grade classroom watching it with my classmates. The teachers were so proud that one of them was on the crew.
It was pretty devastating to watch, I'll never forget.

Posted by: Inogame at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (53oGX)

189 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

We are seeing the heat as well, Still not above freezing, with the nearby lake frozen over, but up to 12 ℉ so far. High projected to be 31℉.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

190 >@WhiteHouse
·
1h
“…Hopefully Iran will quickly “Come to the Table” and negotiate a fair and equitable deal - NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS - one that is good for all parties. Time is running out, it is truly of the essence! As I told Iran once before, MAKE A DEAL…” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

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i hope this is a 'make them an offer they'll never accept' gambit

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (ZxPkt)

191 All we are saying

Is we gave Frey a chance.

https://tinyurl.com/yp285eyx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (BJnkV)

I don't see anything wrong in the mayor's statement. They just need to stand aside and let the feds do their work. When they interferes, then grab him and take him away.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (uQesX)

192 Meanwhile, in Venezuela, a hot Latina:

https://tinyurl.com/4sewf8wp

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (BJnkV)

193 A bunch of dudes that have never boiled a mouthpiece are voting for the best of the best to get into the Hall of Fame.

That should be stopped immediately.

ESPN's Mike Greenberg thinks he's qualified to discuss everything sport because he played trombone and marched on a football field in college.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

194 that's a great story about Belichek People's Hippo.

and good morning grumpy people!

I have no migraine today so am HAPP'Y HAPPY HAPPY

that was weird yesterday. also the excedrin didn't work - I wonder if they "reformulated" that stuff to make you get a prescription med?

most likely

still cold as balls here!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (emBoF)

195 “Godongwana said he was confident…”

Wasn’t there a continent named for him? Or maybe it was an incontinent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (Sxl5b)

196 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (YobFY)
====

Train running, eh? Good for you.

I have to focus on staying upright just standing still.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

197
Vintage country music playing, the smell of Barbicide, straight razors being stropped.

Old copies of Playboy on the tables.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (tgvbd)

198 *trail running

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

199 "Long and distinguished."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

A stand up fellow, then?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (uQesX)

200 Pennsylvania's Jewish Gov. Josh Shapiro has let the cat out of the bag.
Shapiro Reveals That Democrats Embrace the 'Jews with Divided Loyalties' Antisemitic Trope

===

It's a standard trope of the Woke Reich. It's in their manual. They lead with it, it is a constant refrain for them.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:35 AM (g47mK)

201 Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion. At the time, I lived in Clear Lake and went shopping on the way home from work. People were walking around the store looking like they got hit by a club.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (tgvbd)

I have clear memories of that day. I was a college student in Iowa and it was a very cold but sunny day. It was all over the TV news when I got back to my apartment from class
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (YobFY)


I was on leave from the Navy and slept in. I heard about it on the radio and thought it was a particularly sick morning radio joke.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

202 If Democrats thought for one second "immigrants" would vote for someone or something else, they would fence the country off immediately and deport deport deport. For the children.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 08:35 AM (QQN0v)

203 158 Alias thinks that the Epstein files are going to be an Excel sheet that you can sort by name and magically this will result in Trump getting arrested.

The pivot tables are gonna be *lit*!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (0sNs1)

*snort*
Posted by: Count de Monet, 24 Hours At A Time at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX)

I'd expect more use of Power BI than simple pivots, but that's just me.

Posted by: Inogame at January 28, 2026 08:35 AM (53oGX)

204 >> Ran into Costco last Tuesday (Tomball)

Love that town. We went to a bbq place there. Can’t remember the name though.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:35 AM (LLQU7)

205 I was in my 5th grade classroom watching it with my classmates. The teachers were so proud that one of them was on the crew.


yep I forget what grade I was in but it was like, first thing in the morning right?

very shocking! yeah the teachers were all SO into it. really sad.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:36 AM (emBoF)

206 186
People didn't stop gambling on 9/11.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:30 AM (uQesX)

Some people wouldn't stop gambling during The Last Judgement. But, hey, let's open more casinos and have more online betting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:32 AM (tgvbd)

The Previous post was sponsored by DraftKings Sportsbook.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:36 AM (iXqHn)

207 I was wondering why I was feeling so morose, disconnected, lonely. It's because the WNBA is in limbo, no Collective Bargaining Agreement, players voted to strike, no solution in sight. Millions of flying green dildoes cry out in A-Gon-EE!

Posted by: Rabid Fan at January 28, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

208 Wife was with family in NE TX. The explosion shook the house.

I believe your are thinking about Columbia on Feb 1, 2003; mission STS-107

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 08:36 AM (a4flb)

209 Some cells just have no borders.

Posted by: Oh, no... at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

210 2 1/2 day work weeks, and every other week off is our pathetic US Senate. 6 judicial nominees cleared for a floor vote, 45 other vacancies, and Thune adjourns the Senate 10 days due to the King Holiday. WTF

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (YCxFk)

211
NEW!

Amelia Sings "Jerusalem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOSTbUFg7_Y&t=198s


Great song. Great version.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (iJfKG)

212 >>Wife was with family in NE TX. The explosion shook the house.

That was Columbia, right?

Posted by: one hour sober at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (Y1sOo)

213 Washington State: Man Asks Another Man His Religion, and Then Things Get Crazy
Welcome to the Religion of Peace.
Regarding the man that was stabbed as well as his dog in Washington state. Are the AWFL's going to be supporting the "religion of peace"?


"Islam hates dogs. According to Islamic tradition, one of Muhammad’s followers recounted that the prophet of Islam “ordered the killing of dogs and we would send men in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert.”

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

214 Vintage country music playing, the smell of Barbicide, straight razors being stropped.

Old copies of Playboy on the tables.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (tgvbd)
====

The last time my haircut was finished with a straight razor it was an elderly Japanese man in Pacific Heights. He has been gone 20 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

215 34 in South Texas. It’s funny to watch people break out the goose down coats. I don’t even know they had those down here.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:25 AM (LLQU7)


Every winter we get stories of silly southerners who don't like the cold. Every summer we get stories of hardy northerners who think they're going to die because the temperature got all the way up to 80.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

216 who else thinks Omar being doused with liquid is her own stunt ?

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:38 AM (g47mK)

217 *trail running
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

It was an adventure yesterday. Kinda enjoyable even but hopefully the snow and ice melts because those conditions will only be novel (in a good way) once or twice…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:38 AM (YobFY)

218 > Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion.
---------
I was working at Lackland AFB (contractor) and caught it on a TV there. Replays. Couldn't figure out why the people there were upset until I saw those replays.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:38 AM (jtM2q)

219 I didn't know my town owned a snow plow. Saw it yesterday plowing a street.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)


Probably federally funded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

220 I believe your are thinking about Columbia on Feb 1, 2003; mission STS-107
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 08:36 AM (a4flb)



I guess all the space shuttle explosions morph together over time.

My bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

221 213 "Islam hates dogs. According to Islamic tradition, one of Muhammad’s followers recounted that the prophet of Islam “ordered the killing of dogs and we would send men in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert.”
Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

The "cat lady" subsect of AWFLs also hate dogs.

They're fully loyal to cats alone.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:39 AM (iXqHn)

222 Love that town. We went to a bbq place there. Can’t remember the name though."

Tejas? It's good. Several good places around there. Just hope they don't get too popular, otherwise people won't go there...

/

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

223 who else thinks Omar being doused with liquid is her own stunt ?
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:38 AM (g47mK)



*73 million Americans raise their hand*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

224 "Stropped" might be a fun word in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

225
216 who else thinks Omar being doused with liquid is her own stunt ?


oh yeah definitely

all this shit is like, PA (paliwood) stuff being done here now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (emBoF)

226 And the term 'illegals' suggests that they're already over quota.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Yep. And I am deaf to pleas of "bUt ThEy WaNt A bEtTeR lIfE fOr ThEiR fAmIlIeS!"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (7xrfc)

227 People who don't deal with criminal, scoundrels and fraudsters often probably cannot comprehend the level of lying and fraud that permeates Ilhan Omar; she is capable of anything!

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)

228 Was sitting in stall #1 of the aft crews head on a Charleston based Frigate, taking a dump, smoking a Marlboro Light and reading a Louis La'mour cowboy novel when the Challenger blew up.

I could hear the yelling on the Mess Decks when it happened.

Posted by: The Ladies of White Point Garden, Charleston SC at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (iMotb)

229 The same thing happened with Curt Schilling and Baseball Hall of Fame. Rush use to say Sportswriters and their unions are the most left in the U.S.

Schilling broke the curse for the Bo Sox, Ring with Dbacks, Cy Young, 250 plus wins.

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (YCxFk)

230 Herte is my favorite Amelia meme.

Amelia with Shakespeare, using dialog from Richard II:
https://x.com/ChiefPieEater/status/ 2013700999257473409

mind the gap.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

231 Some people wouldn't stop gambling during The Last Judgement. But, hey, let's open more casinos and have more online betting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

We are in The Last Judgement, that will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033.

Posted by: Mounting Evidence at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (oftw2)

232 "Islam hates dogs. According to Islamic tradition, one of Muhammad’s followers recounted that the prophet of Islam “ordered the killing of dogs and we would send men in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert.”
Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)



Another reason islham is a shit cult. You don't like dogs, you're not anything I want to be around because he obviously have mental issues. Dogs are awesome. Unconditional love like no other.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

233 215 Every winter we get stories of silly southerners who don't like the cold. Every summer we get stories of hardy northerners who think they're going to die because the temperature got all the way up to 80.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

Then you get people in the Mid-Atlantic who have to deal with both the Stupid Cold and the Stupid Heat in the same year, almost every year.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (iXqHn)

234 who else thinks Omar being doused with liquid is her own stunt ?

Everyone

Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (GKyrs)

235 Omar is too stupid to pull it off

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (YCxFk)

236 I've done a quick back-of-the-envelope calculation of my 2025 taxes. Earlier I'd overestimated how much my IRA distributions would come to. With that corrected, the extra $6K senior deal, and the estimated tax I sent them during the year, I may be looking at $175 back.

Normally I tried during my working life to balance withholding vis-a-vis taxes so I got back, or paid, a small amount -- no gigantic refund that provided an interest-free loan to the Feds, no gigantic payment in April. This year, the first of retirement, has been weird, and I'd be glad to come out even.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (wzUl9)

237 Amelia with Shakespeare, using dialog from Richard II:
https://x.com/ChiefPieEater/status/ 2013700999257473409

mind the gap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)



"This page doesn't exist."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

238 Oh. I see Trump has changed his tune. It's not about the oppression, but nukes, now.

It's an improvement, I suppose. But these leaves open the possibility of some broader settlement wherein we go back to propping up the regime.

I hope the people counseling that - I'm sure there are many, from media dorks like Carlson, to spooks and State Department officials - are being ignored.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

239 Challenger launched on a cold morning and the cold brittle o-rings failed.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (vFG9F)

240 F**k this weather.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (77rzZ)

241 Omar thing probably staged. In the video she immediately (I mean immediately with no hesitation) charges at the guy. Thats not a natural reaction… if some stranger charges at you and sprays something especially as a woman I don’t see it natural for her to charge at the guy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (YobFY)

242 133 AA woman explains why she left the Democrat party and what happened. Good for her!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Finally read the post. I hate the fact that she's being treated like a runaway slave over this.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (7xrfc)

243 Ecuadorean consulate in Minneapolis apparently now acting as a sanctuary for illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (LLQU7)

244 Old copies of Playboy on the tables.

The barber is a very devout Christian, so, no.

Did have those in the barber shop my dad took my brothers and me to when we were little.

Posted by: Delurker at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (gtcuf)

245 Omar is too stupid to pull it off

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (YCxFk)



She was worth $16k. Now, in a couple years, is worth $10m.

Pretty stupid.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

246 141 Today's the 40th anniversary of the Challenger explosion. At the time, I lived in Clear Lake and went shopping on the way home from work. People were walking around the store looking like they got hit by a club.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:20 AM (tgvbd)

I have clear memories of that day. I was a college student in Iowa and it was a very cold but sunny day. It was all over the TV news when I got back to my apartment from class

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:24 AM (YobFY)

I was a NASA employee at JSC. I watched it live with a dozen others in a manager's office having a TV. We were all stunned to silence for many minutes after. I don't recall anyone saying a word, as we slowly and individually filed out. I was stunned that the failure cause appeared to be the External Tank. I, and I believe most others at JSC, believed any ascent failure would be caused by an explosion of one of the main engines.

As it occurred I hoped and expected the Orbiter Challenger would emerge unharmed from the fire and smoke. In less than two seconds I knew it wasn't going to happen. A very bad, sad, day.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (5rh/l)

247 I don't see anything wrong in the mayor's statement. They just need to stand aside and let the feds do their work. When they interferes, then grab him and take him away.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 08:33 AM (uQesX)


If the local police helps dispel the rioters then there would be less chance of some lefty getting ventilated. I have mixed emotions about that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

248 Staged Dousing!

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (g47mK)

249 Posted by: The Ladies of White Point Garden, Charleston SC at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (iMotb)
====

Did you all pass around the same toilet copy?

Because, ew.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

250 229 Schilling broke the curse for the Bo Sox, Ring with Dbacks, Cy Young, 250 plus wins.
Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:40 AM (YCxFk)

Then blew it all with the Kingdoms of Amalur (A video game he funded the production of, but it turns out there was a lot of financial skulduggery involved) scam

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (iXqHn)

251 It is to larf. This morning I heard an AI-voiced narrator describe Margaret Hamilton as having starred in "The Wizard of Ounces"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026


***
Margaret Hamilton was an exercise trainer and dietician on the side?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (wzUl9)

252 Dogs are awesome. Unconditional love like no other."

Yep.

*looks over at snoring ShihTzu...*

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

253
Oh. I see Trump has changed his tune. It's not about the oppression, but nukes, now.

Wait, Greenland has nukes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (tgvbd)

254 Challenger launched on a cold morning and the cold brittle o-rings failed.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (vFG9F)



"Go with throttle up......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

255 "Omar is too stupid to pull it off"

But she is cunning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 08:44 AM (iMotb)

256 Some people wouldn't stop gambling during The Last Judgement. But, hey, let's open more casinos and have more online betting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

St. Peter: Next.
Gambler: Hold on a sec. I've got a hot streak going at the dice table.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2026 08:44 AM (wVcYX)

257 People may have forgotten that it got this cold in the 80s.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:44 AM (vFG9F)

258 wow Gref

that had to have been awful for you guys

crazy - but thanks for sharing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:44 AM (emBoF)

259 "This page doesn't exist."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Take out the gap just after the /

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:44 AM (7xrfc)

260 Yep.

*looks over at snoring ShihTzu...*
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)



My mini aussie dances and vibrates with excitement every time I come home, even if it's only been 10 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

261 Amelia Sings "Jerusalem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOSTbUFg7_Y&t=198s

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 08:37 AM (iJfKG)
-

Amelia vs the Starmtroopers:

https://youtu.be/pdR1Z-Hjl2I

Nice but I don't see it happening. Need a carrier task force.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:45 AM (BJnkV)

262 St. Peter: Next.
Gambler: Hold on a sec. I've got a hot streak going at the dice table."

"the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life"

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

263 Omar thing probably staged. In the video she immediately (I mean immediately with no hesitation) charges at the guy. Thats not a natural reaction… if some stranger charges at you and sprays something especially as a woman I don’t see it natural for her to charge at the guy
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (YobFY)
====

He was also seated in front row aisle. Somehow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

264 250. Tim Raines got busted with cocaine at the airport, and still got in. Video game company? BS

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:45 AM (YCxFk)

265
Take out the gap just after the /
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:44 AM (7xrfc)



Damn. I usually notice that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

266 Obviously a stunt by the Taqiyya c*unt.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 28, 2026 08:46 AM (WHfpM)

267 While no one likes oppressive humidity, at least you don't have to shovel it.

Posted by: Gulf Coaster at January 28, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

268 He was also seated in front row aisle. Somehow.


lol ok that is TOO obvious! that's always the "fake heckler" seat!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:46 AM (emBoF)

269 We get all the of weather in The 'Nati too, depending on the year. Lush, green, hot humid jungle summers and this year snowed in and dangerously cold end of January.

Sure some years are milder than others, but it all comes back around...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 28, 2026 08:46 AM (DgMqy)

270 Amelia also sings the Gustav Holst hymn "I Vow to Thee my Country": https://youtu.be/4TqP_rrH6DI.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

271 > She was worth $16k. Now, in a couple years, is worth $10m.
-----------
Try $30M

Allegedly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (jtM2q)

272 Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (7xrfc)

Yes, but it sounds like she is a strong woman and has recovered.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (rZCVI)

273 I was working at 240 E. 49th Street, renovating a new apartment, turning 4 apts. into one big one. The job super had brought a little 9" portable TV in to watch the launch. Remember it like it was yesterday.

Posted by: Local 257 UBCJA at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (oftw2)

274 I've done a quick back-of-the-envelope calculation of my 2025 taxes. Earlier I'd overestimated how much my IRA distributions would come to. With that corrected, the extra $6K senior deal, and the estimated tax I sent them during the year, I may be looking at $175 back.

Normally I tried during my working life to balance withholding vis-a-vis taxes so I got back, or paid, a small amount -- no gigantic refund that provided an interest-free loan to the Feds, no gigantic payment in April. This year, the first of retirement, has been weird, and I'd be glad to come out even.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (wzUl9)

Pert near perfect. Well done!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (wVcYX)

275 Omar is too stupid to pull it off

==

I've seen sub IQ individuals lie and cheat to the nth degree. Successfully.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (g47mK)

276 this weather (in PA) is not abnormal at all. I have to think we just have a lot of "newcomers" or something.

they are trying to call last weekend a "blizzard"

WTF?!?! we got like 8 inches. we got 7 the weekend before?!?!

so so dumb

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (emBoF)

277 Amelia Sings"

That the purple haired bint chiding men? Yeah, that's how we got into this mess.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

278 246. Linus, I remember that day also. Also recall Senate Democrats trying to blame Reagan for it, for political strategy. Biden, Teddy Kennedy

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (YCxFk)

279 Here’s how much more money Americans will see in their tax refunds

It's 2026. We pay taxes like it's 1826. WW2 is over, yet withholding remains. EITC allows people to think they are democrat goblin rich while stealing other people's money. Best of all democrats still use the income tax as a political weapon. And after all the taxes are paid, the feds still borrow what they need to buy votes anyways.

Posted by: The Feds Are Broke, Disgusting and Sad at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (R/m4+)

280 Omar is too stupid to pull it off"

But she is cunning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026


***
A cunning stunt

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (wzUl9)

281 "if some stranger charges at you and sprays something especially as a woman I don’t see it natural for her to charge at the guy:

It looked like goat piss. Maybe it's an attractant.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (vFG9F)

282 cunning is an accurate description

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (g47mK)

283 I was sitting in a property law class 40 years ago when the Challenger exploded. The professor was a cool younger lady who later became dean. We talked about what had happened as replays were shown . That day was when I realized that a lot of law students and therefore lawyers are dumb as a box of rocks.
It was also my mother's birthday

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (IDEQi)

284
I've seen sub IQ individuals lie and cheat to the nth degree. Successfully.
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (g47mK)



A tenet of islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

285 “That is what I mean when I say I am going to kill Donald Trump,” he ended.

I remember when Craig Deleeuw Robertson made a similar threat about Biden, the feds showed up and straight up killed him.

Why do I expect this guy won't even be arrested?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

286 No one seems to notice or care that Trump has now strong armed Mexico into cutting back oil shipments to Cuba. I imagine it wasn’t too hard since Cuba wasn’t paying for any of it.
Cuba will fall / collapse soon. There’s simply no way for them to keep going.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 08:49 AM (Sxl5b)

287 Amelia Sings"

That the purple haired bint chiding men? Yeah, that's how we got into this mess.
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026


***
She's purple-haired, yes, but she is celebrating England, and in another video I've seen she lists the insanities of PC and DEI.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 08:49 AM (wzUl9)

288 Preach it, sister!

I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
“Where's the outrage for the Americans? where's the outrage for our American children?”

https://tinyurl.com/4vjvhpv5

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

289 Scientists produce new estimate of the thickness of Europa’s icy crust

icy crust with a soft chewy middle

mmm mmmm gooder

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

290 Cuba will fall / collapse soon. There’s simply no way for them to keep going."

Fingers crossed! Cuba Libre!!!

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

291
WTF?!?! we got like 8 inches. we got 7 the weekend before?!?!

so so dumb
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (emBoF)



It started going downhill when weather became an entertainment industry. They name snow showers now like they're hurricanes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

292 Belichek should tell the Football of Fame to not consider him, and he will not accept. Call them out for politics.

Schilling did the same thing

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:50 AM (YCxFk)

293
*Did you all pass around the same toilet copy?*


Sorry. This book can't be returned. It's been flagged.

Posted by: Clerk at Brentano's Bookstore at January 28, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

294
Amelia is the 21st Century Archie Bunker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)

295 I go to what seems to be the last real men's barber shop in my city.

Been in business since 1972, and other than the magazines on the racks, very little in that barber shop has changed since 1972. It's like stepping into a time capsule.



We have one like that in town. Only difference between that one and the one I grew up going to? The shoe shine chair is on the opposite end of the building.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (RoI99)

296 246. Linus, I remember that day also. Also recall Senate Democrats trying to blame Reagan for it, for political strategy. Biden, Teddy Kennedy
Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (YCxFk)

Didn’t Reagan give some famous speech soon thereafter where he said of the astronauts that they “slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of God” (or something like that)… I believe that was a Peggy Noonan special. Noonan has been such a disappointment in the years since….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (YobFY)

297 751 and thru da links

thx jjs

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (gbOdA)

298 Margaret Hamilton was an exercise trainer and dietician on the side?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Correct spelling is dietitian. They can be fanatical about it.

Posted by: Longtime NDA Spouse at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (oftw2)

299 Las Vegas does not want cuba to fall. Beach Casinos would be amazing down there, short boat ride from FL

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (YCxFk)

300 It started going downhill when weather became an entertainment industry. They name snow showers now like they're hurricanes.

I don't see anyone here complaining about the Mexican Weather Girls and their comprehensive analysis of prevalent weather patterns.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (a4flb)

301 Amelia Sings "Jerusalem"

The "Amelia" persona the UK govt invented to serve as an example of "wrongthink" has backfired spectacularly.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (GKyrs)

302 241 Omar thing probably staged. In the video she immediately (I mean immediately with no hesitation) charges at the guy. Thats not a natural reaction… if some stranger charges at you and sprays something especially as a woman I don’t see it natural for her to charge at the guy
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (YobFY)

That said, Muslim.

Their immediate reaction to EVERYTHING is "I KEEL YOU!".

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:52 AM (uEmCf)

303 Ill take Trump's "de-escalation" vs. a Bush or McCain/Romney

Vomer needs to shut his pinhole.

Trump will continue to enforce immigration law. This is to say later that I tried to work with Walz/Frey/etc and gives a blueprint for other blue shitholes of what's coming if you dont play ball.

The media will poi t to polls but this is what a majority of Americans want.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 28, 2026 08:52 AM (WmF8p)

304 "weather became an entertainment industry"

That's why I only watch Weather Babes for my forecasts.

The Weather Guys are invariably weirdos and I refuse to watch them.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 28, 2026 08:52 AM (DgMqy)

305 296. Not just Peggy, but WSJ has gone left also

Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:52 AM (YCxFk)

306 "This page doesn't exist."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)


There's a space you need to remove after the last /.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

307 Donald Trump on Truth Social just now:

Surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Frey just stated that, “Minneapolis does not, and will not, enforce Federal Immigration Laws.” This is after having had a very good conversation with him. Could somebody in his inner sanctum please explain that this statement is a very serious violation of the Law, and that he is PLAYING WITH FIRE!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (RoI99)

308
Noonan has been such a disappointment in the years since….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (YobFY)


Noonan is like a football coach who uses a single-wing formation in today's game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (tgvbd)

309 In: Excel-based humor
Out: Fish puns
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:29 AM


Nothing says we can't scale.

Posted by: Fish Puns at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (0sNs1)

310 Ecuadorean consulate in Minneapolis apparently now acting as a sanctuary for illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (LLQU7)


P.N.G.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)

311 Ilhan Brother Humper needs to contract out her next ‘assault ‘ to the WWE……those guys know how to ‘sell it’.
Last night was just a continuation of Somali fraud in the USA by other means.
Give us a Real show Ilhan. Throw some goats in.
Get creative. Entertain us. G*d knows you have stolen enough from us to put on a quality show….

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (fJDNO)

312

Surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Frey just stated that, “Minneapolis does not, and will not, enforce Federal Immigration Laws.” This is after having had a very good conversation with him. Could somebody in his inner sanctum please explain that this statement is a very serious violation of the Law, and that he is PLAYING WITH FIRE!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (RoI99)



Surprisingly, nothing has happened to any of these treasonous assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

313 The "Amelia" persona the UK govt invented to serve as an example of "wrongthink" has backfired spectacularly."

Which is funny, but most of the bits I've seen consist of "her" castigating men for... things. Therefore, uninterested.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

314 In: Excel-based humor
Out: Fish puns
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:29 AM

Nothing says we can't scale.
Posted by: Fish Puns at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (0sNs1)

But, can you Wrap Text?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

315 Regarding the space shuttle explosion....I had just completed a repair on a customer's VCR in my shop, and was doing a test recording on it from CNN at the time. I wound up recording the entire day from CNN. Uncut. Unfiltered. I digitized many of the tapes, and need to do the rest. I remember running into the deli next door to inform everyone what just happened. Everyone came over to my shop where they could watch the news. It's still very fresh in my mind.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (5xuJ/)

316 271 > She was worth $16k. Now, in a couple years, is worth $10m.
-----------
Try $30M

Allegedly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM (jtM2q)

From a winery that does not exist.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 08:55 AM (gbOdA)

317 Walz sent the state police in. Frey continues to keep the Minneapolis police from helping. Apparently he hasn't figured out there is no good exit ramp in his lane

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 08:55 AM (IDEQi)

318 The "Amelia" persona the UK govt invented to serve as an example of "wrongthink" has backfired spectacularly."

Which is funny, but most of the bits I've seen consist of "her" castigating men for... things. Therefore, uninterested.
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)



Just goes to show they didn't learn a f*cking thing after the whole "Boaty McBoatface" thing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

319 I saw a clip from Jason Pargin (David Wong) I thought interesting. He asked, suppose you build a completely new society - you start from scratch no governments, no corporations, none of that.

The building you keep your food in gets damaged in a winter storm and you need 100 people to immediately show up to fix it and only 50 do. How do you get the other 50? Historically there have been three answers: threaten people into doing the work, pay people to do the work, or use social pressure to force them to do the work. And no you don't get to wave a magic wand and claim people will just always show up to do this sort of work because you didn't change human nature those people that don't show up believe they have good reasons not to

Now, Pargin is a left leaning guy and is audience is as well. I read the comments and it was about 70% of people taking the easy way out claiming people would just do the work because...magic and 30% arguing of course you have to pay people to do work which I'll be honest is I assume the political break down of his commenters - 70% left 30% right...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

320 "Surprisingly, nothing has happened to any of these treasonous assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

*pours another cup and waves*

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at January 28, 2026 08:55 AM (vFG9F)

321 > It started going downhill when weather became an entertainment industry. They name snow showers now like they're hurricanes.
----------
"wind events" Seriously. The Weather Channel has coined a new phrase for the wind.

Every change of the weather is now... something reportable, important, and potentially deadly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 08:55 AM (jtM2q)

322
“Minneapolis does not, and will not, enforce Federal Immigration Laws.”

My impression is that local authorities have no obligation to enforce Federal laws. Actively working to stymie them is another matter completely.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 08:56 AM (tgvbd)

323 >>>I believe that was a Peggy Noonan special.

Peggy didn't write that. It was taken from the poem, High Flight, by John Gillespie Magee.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 28, 2026 08:56 AM (Y1sOo)

324 "Ilhan Brother Humper needs to contract out her next ‘assault ‘ to the WWE……those guys know how to ‘sell it’."

ILHAN BROTHER HUMPER WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 08:56 AM (jH5TK)

325 I appreciate the article in "American Thinker" by the KGB defector. Thanks for that and for all you do, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 08:56 AM (PFs9e)

326 Much as I hate to admit it, the Mayor might be correct.


Didn't the Supreme Court rule that Immigration enforcement was solely the responsibility of the Federal Government several years ago?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2026 08:56 AM (iMotb)

327 319 Now, Pargin is a left leaning guy and is audience is as well. I read the comments and it was about 70% of people taking the easy way out claiming people would just do the work because...magic and 30% arguing of course you have to pay people to do work which I'll be honest is I assume the political break down of his commenters - 70% left 30% right...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

The "John Dies at the End" guy?

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:57 AM (uEmCf)

328 Tits Magee > John Gillespie Magee

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

329 The "John Dies at the End" guy?


wut?

no no no

not that I remember that guys name but it wasn't Pargin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:57 AM (emBoF)

330 Didn't the Supreme Court rule that Immigration enforcement was solely the responsibility of the Federal Government several years ago?"

Pretty much, yeah. During the reign of O'barky the First. It was a play to keep states from... oh, wait.

Rake handle, meet face.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

331 Franpsycho's World Tour Itinerary 2027
Buenos Aires
Baracoa
Maracaibo
Shanghai?
Tehran
Eilat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

332 Cuba will fall / collapse soon.

Following that, we can move in, restore it to its glory and vacation there. That works.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:58 AM (7xrfc)

333 Which is funny, but most of the bits I've seen consist of "her" castigating men for... things. Therefore, uninterested.
Posted by: man

True. But the "things" are defense of England and its natives and native culture and kicking out the mozzies and other welfare thieving immigrants. These are things I'm wholeheartedly for and also hoping the English men locate their balls and so something.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 08:58 AM (Dv3i1)

334 Hey, Taylor is here! Hi, Taylor!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

335 I remember when Craig Deleeuw Robertson made a similar threat about Biden, the feds showed up and straight up killed him.


I don't remember the corporate press hand wringing and the photo alterations converting him from a 75 year old, homebound 300 pounder who struggled to walk with a cane into a prime of life Fabio and sports enthusiast.

Apparently stating "clearing off the dust from my sniper rifle" is code for "I'm a Tier 1 operator"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 08:58 AM (a4flb)

336 Yeah the weather people hype everything now…. Dramatic discussion of “freezing fog” on the radio this morning. I’d never before heard of freezing fog and I grew up in Illinois

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:59 AM (/iXAp)

337 329 wut?

no no no

not that I remember that guys name but it wasn't Pargin
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 08:57 AM (emBoF)

"David Wong".

Pargin's fake pen name.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:59 AM (uEmCf)

338 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Disagree. The poem High Flight is a treasure. And John Gillespie Magee gave it his all, only to die fighting real Nazis and the Luftwaffe.

I do agree with Fuck Cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

339 Everyone is getting worked up over nothing. See the video linked @5. The Minneapolis police are, apparently, still on the sideline but the state police are finally doing their jobs. That allows Trump to 'deescalate'. They're still there arresting illegals, they're just not the ones confronting the "concerned public" as much.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

Hope you are getting paid well for these type shitposts. They are odorless. Offensive to MAGA but odorless. We appreciate your creative efforts you fucking fraud.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (fJDNO)

340 AH! thank you XTC I didn't know that! I'm going to go follow that guy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (emBoF)

341 Hi Bulg I've been looking in here off and on for awhile. How have you been?

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (jH5TK)

342 BTW, some dumbass Republican posted the instructions from Trump's folks on a tweet he was to post.

It was like, "below is a tweet we'd like you to post in support of Trump."

And the tard posted the whole thing ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (HXT0k)

343 I grew up in Illinois
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:59 AM (/iXAp)



What part?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

344 Nothing says we can't scale.
Posted by: Fish Puns at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (0sNs1)

But, can you Wrap Text?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)
=====

*locks the doors*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)

345 The precious Peggy Noonan -- the Emily Post of RINOs.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 28, 2026 09:01 AM (WHfpM)

346 Following that, we can move in, restore it to its glory and vacation there. That works.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 08:58 AM (7xrfc)

But then the Canadians will get mad. Gotta have their dream vacations in Fideland. Get rid of the Canucks, Cuber falls.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 09:01 AM (uQesX)

347 These are things I'm wholeheartedly for and also hoping the English men locate their balls and so something."

Same here - it's just funny (well, at least to me) that the cohort most responsible for the state of the West is somehow now worth .... action?

Heh. Toots, you asked/protested/marched/yelled for it. Lie back and think of England.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

348 Every change of the weather is now... something reportable, important, and potentially deadly.

Weather Channel: "We are all going to die and get eaten by wolves... now for a word from our sponsor Gold Line"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 28, 2026 09:01 AM (a4flb)

349 What will Tay Tay wear to the Stupid Bowl?

Posted by: Pre-teen chicks everywhere at January 28, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

350 The "John Dies at the End" guy?

Yes. He previously used the pen name David Wong. He was also part of Cracked.com when they were funny, but he did nothing of note to stop them from becoming a leftwing hate site and listicle provider...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

351 Disagree. The poem High Flight is a treasure. And John Gillespie Magee gave it his all, only to die fighting real Nazis and the Luftwaffe.

I do agree with Fuck Cancer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)



I have no idea who that is, but I know I like tits, so........

And yes. F*CK cancer. In the fartclam. With a studded mace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Is this why Tucker Carlson was recently at the White House?

https://tinyurl.com/yzn6kvwr
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 08:05 AM (BJnkV)
=======================
You owe me one working Irony Meter. My old one just went splodey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:02 AM (PZuzz)

353 Taylor, I’m hanging in there. Trying to fix my health issues. Not liking this weather, though.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

354 Yes. He previously used the pen name David Wong. He was also part of Cracked.com when they were funny, but he did nothing of note to stop them from becoming a leftwing hate site and listicle provider...


interesting

well I loved his books so

still giving him a bit of a pass. of course he has to be a leftie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2026 09:02 AM (emBoF)

355 The "Amelia" persona the UK govt invented to serve as an example of "wrongthink" has backfired spectacularly."

Which is funny, but most of the bits I've seen consist of "her" castigating men for... things. Therefore, uninterested.
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)


Hmmm.

You're awfully sensitive if you see a woman* (purple hair or no) exhorting everyone to embrace their country and culture, which is under attack, and exhorting men to protect their women, country, and culture, which is their traditional duty as men,

as "castigating men" for silly things.

What would you prefer the message to be? How would you phrase it?



*Yes, yes. Everyone knows she's an AI.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 09:02 AM (iJfKG)

356 Headline on Bing - the Doomsday Clock

Everything old is new again nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:02 AM (uwNDP)

357 Amelia Sings"

That the purple haired bint chiding men? Yeah, that's how we got into this mess.
Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)


Tell us that you're unfamiliar with Amelia without telling us that you're unfamiliar with Amelia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

358 What part?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

125th Street.

Posted by: Josephus at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (uQesX)

359
*Yes, yes. Everyone knows she's an AI.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 09:02 AM (iJfKG)



Still has a nice rack, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

360 I was listening to the Challenger launch on the radio, I had just pulled into a post office parking lot. I remember sitting there stunned for about 10 minutes, I couldn’t drive.

Years later, Columbia exploded over our heads here in East Texas, I heard it. I remember running to the TV to see what the huge explosion I’d heard was, and when the news channels said communications were lost with Columbia, I realized what had just happened before they did. (Or at least before they admitted it)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (Sxl5b)

361 Heh. Toots, you asked/protested/marched/yelled for it. Lie back and think of England.
Posted by: man

The fake Amelia is prettier to look at than Katie Hopkins.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (Dv3i1)

362 Tits Magee > John Gillespie Magee

Not for me. Magee was a fighter pilot in WWII besides writing that poem . "Tits" Magee is a woman shaking her tits for attention on the net. How novel/s. But we can, of course agree to disagree😉

And I hope you and the Mrs are holding up, Sponge. Prayers continue.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (PFs9e)

363 You're awfully sensitive"

Half a century of "all men are a**holes and worse" might have something to do with it. Esp. over there, where it's been far more damaging.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:04 AM (XuXeR)

364 The fake Amelia is prettier to look at than Katie Hopkins.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (Dv3i1)




Ewwww......she has Barbara Streisand face.......blech.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

365 And I hope you and the Mrs are holding up, Sponge. Prayers continue.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (PFs9e)



We are getting by. Day to day, as they say.


Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

366
Another reason islham is a shit cult. You don't like dogs, you're not anything I want to be around because he obviously have mental issues. Dogs are awesome. Unconditional love like no other.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
I thought the UK loved dogs, but they have caved to the Islamists. If there are Islamists gathering you cannot walk your dog next to them. They even have signs telling them that.
Is this where we are heading?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

367 Good was not married
VA nurse did not work at VA
VA nurse had more run ins with Feds
Winery is not real
Medicaid is fraud is Dem donor fund
Epstein release was created to STOP law enforcement
400 Medicaid providers in 1 building is normal

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (gbOdA)

368 No one seems to notice or care that Trump has now strong armed Mexico into cutting back oil shipments to Cuba.

People on the left only notice things that they can shriek about being fascism and the end of the world.

People on the right only notice things that they can shriek about being betrayal of MAGA and the end of the world.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

369 interesting

well I loved his books so

still giving him a bit of a pass. of course he has to be a leftie


He claims he grew up as a conservative and converted later in life. He certainly is more familiar with conservatism then most lefties when he broaches on politics (though that isn't his focus) I do have a suspicion though that his conversion was more "this is how I get a book published and get paid in the entertainment industry" then "wow trannies grooming kids is great!"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

370 I grew up in Illinois
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 08:59 AM (/iXAp)


What part?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

We moved a lot but mostly either near Dixon or Peoria (small towns)

Visited the Chicago suburbs a lot because we had relatives there

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (/iXAp)

371 OK, small rant incoming.

As I have mentioned before, my father is in bad shape right now. My mother is working with the VA to get his disability raised to 100%. She has a box with all of his military records. Being a good son, I decided to see about getting an electronic copy sent over as well.

I call the Archives the instant they open. I'm caller number 14. Fine; here's my number. Call me back when it's my turn.

One hour. One whole hour to get a call back. But at least the dude was pretty polite and helpful.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (7xrfc)

372 Challenger launched on a cold morning and the cold brittle o-rings failed.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 08:42 AM (vFG9F)


"Go with throttle up......"

Posted by: Sponge


My parents lived next door to one of the NASA bigwigs, and he got me a tour of JSC before they commercialized it. I got to meet the guy who was that voice. He was still shook up years afterward.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (0U5gm)

373 A bunch of dudes that have never boiled a mouthpiece are voting for the best of the best to get into the Hall of Fame.

That should be stopped immediately.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

That brings back memories. And I agree

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (WmF8p)

374 So Alias, are you a true believer, or are you just a Communist?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (Da7Vv)

375 After mentioning to one Somali acquaintance that lying for political gain is short-sighted, the person replied, “Why would I care about that? They’re not my tribe. Those are your rules, not ours.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

376 Is this where we are heading?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)



If we don't stop the intentional spread of muslhams, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

377 Much as I hate to admit it, the Mayor might be correct.


Didn't the Supreme Court rule that Immigration enforcement was solely the responsibility of the Federal Government several years ago?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Yes. You can't go and expel them yourself. Never said you can't cooperate on holds.

Frey better pray to whatever deity he holds sacred that he never needs cooperation from Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (RoI99)

378 The poem High Flight is a treasure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I have that poem etched on a plaque hanging on my "I love me wall" here at home. It was given to me by my parents on the day of my winging, which was 2 years before the Challenger exploded.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (Y1sOo)

379 307 Donald Trump on Truth Social just now:

Surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Frey just stated that, “Minneapolis does not, and will not, enforce Federal Immigration Laws.” This is after having had a very good conversation with him. Could somebody in his inner sanctum please explain that this statement is a very serious violation of the Law, and that he is PLAYING WITH FIRE!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (RoI99)


This is curiously missing in the news (so far). Walz, Frey, Bro-Fo, and the DC Usual Suspects crowing in press conferences that they humiliated Trump, made him back-down.

Trump must have used a very credible Big Threat Stick in that phone call. I hope.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (5rh/l)

380 Belichek should tell the Football of Fame to not consider him, and he will not accept. Call them out for politics.

Schilling did the same thing
Posted by: Jonah at January 28, 2026 08:50 AM (YCxFk

Agree 100. I like the way you think.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (fJDNO)

381 361 The fake Amelia is prettier to look at than Katie Hopkins.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (Dv3i1)

AI characters never have to age past 21.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (uEmCf)

382 Oh Bulg, I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well. The weather probably isn't helping. Did you get trapped by the snow? I'm in Texas this week and this place goes crazy if there's even a hint of snow. The Kroger turns into Thunderdome.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (jH5TK)

383 One hour. One whole hour to get a call back. But at least the dude was pretty polite and helpful."

Stick with it. For all the flack the VA gets, they were helpful w/Dad's case. Just took some time, so be patient.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

384 370 Dixon, IL — Reagan’s hometown?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)

385
My parents lived next door to one of the NASA bigwigs, and he got me a tour of JSC before they commercialized it. I got to meet the guy who was that voice. He was still shook up years afterward.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (0U5gm)



My friend had an uncle that was an actual rocket scientist and did work on the shuttle. He was quick to tell others he wasn't responsible for the booster that failed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

386 " Could somebody in his inner sanctum please explain that this statement is a very serious violation of the Law, and that he is PLAYING WITH FIRE!"

Mr. Trump, with all due respect, something tells me he really doesn't care.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 28, 2026 09:08 AM (WHfpM)

387 There is no more "news."

Posted by: It died long ago at January 28, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

388 After mentioning to one Somali acquaintance that lying for political gain is short-sighted, the person replied, “Why would I care about that? They’re not my tribe. Those are your rules, not ours.”

Tribalism 101... and the vast majority of human history.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)

389 369 He claims he grew up as a conservative and converted later in life. He certainly is more familiar with conservatism then most lefties when he broaches on politics (though that isn't his focus) I do have a suspicion though that his conversion was more "this is how I get a book published and get paid in the entertainment industry" then "wow trannies grooming kids is great!"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

Most people who go Left later in life do it to get admittance to some sort of social or employment group.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 09:09 AM (uEmCf)

390 Didn't the Supreme Court rule that Immigration enforcement was solely the responsibility of the Federal Government several years ago?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yes.


Jan Brewer

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 28, 2026 09:09 AM (WmF8p)

391 It started going downhill when weather became an entertainment industry. They name snow showers now like they're hurricanes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)


Coming in April...

Weather Alert - we are track Mild Breeze Cerberus which can strike with wind gusts up to three miles per hour in places. Temperatures are expected to be in the 'pleasant' range.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)

392 Those are your rules, not ours.”
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2026 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

lol, but they will hang by our rules, not theirs

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 09:09 AM (g47mK)

393 Amelia was the UK government's creation - a purple haired mean girl railing against immigration, a character that you are supposed to learn to hate.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 09:10 AM (Dv3i1)

394 James Kazmierczak didn't kill himself

Posted by: Fraggle Rock at January 28, 2026 09:10 AM (XErMy)

395 Amelia was the UK government's creation - a purple haired mean girl railing against immigration, a character that you are supposed to learn to hate."

Yeah, got the whole back story. Friends and family (sort of) over there. SE of Londonstan.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

396 The building you keep your food in gets damaged in a winter storm and you need 100 people to immediately show up to fix it and only 50 do. How do you get the other 50?“

It’s funny that no one seems very familiar with actual history. The biggest and meanest guy of all gets the next 10 biggest and meanest guys, and together they beat the shit out of anyone who doesn’t do the work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 09:11 AM (Sxl5b)

397 The "Amelia" persona the UK govt invented to serve as an example of "wrongthink" has backfired spectacularly.
Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 08:51 AM (GKyrs)


It's funny to watch the lefties complain that "she's been corrupted" and getting the replies that the memes present her as she was created. Exactly as she was created.

They just use better graphics.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

398 So, evidently Bro-Fo Omar was doused with some sort of liquid at a town-hall meeting. I don't think it was Jewish Holy water (matzo ball soup) nor was she given the Victor Riesel treatment, not that she doesn't deserve it, but hey, If she soiled her Playtex 18-hour burqa, sowing and reaping baby.


--------

That bad of acting would get the director to yell "cut" on adult films.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 28, 2026 09:11 AM (JiBLQ)

399 Have a great day, everyone.

May you amuse your grandchildren with tales of the mastodon hunts in the Great Cold of 2026.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2026 09:11 AM (u82oZ)

400 Stick with it. For all the flack the VA gets, they were helpful w/Dad's case. Just took some time, so be patient.
Posted by: man


We are, don't worry. When I say my mom has all of dad's records, I was not kidding. The one box weighs several pounds. He was a career AF Officer and got out a Lt. Col.

And the VA over in CA is actually being helpful. I figure having digital records can assist with maintaining that helpful attitude.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 09:11 AM (7xrfc)

401 Pathways' programmers 'thought processes' - loving England is icky and we hate pretty woman so lets make our bad character pretty.

Chads across the UK - we love Amelia!

Programmers - Rrreeeee!!!

EOL

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:11 AM (uwNDP)

402 That said, Muslim.

Their immediate reaction to EVERYTHING is "I KEEL YOU!".
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 08:52 AM (uEmCf)


As a Muslim woman, shouldn't her immediate response be, "Please don't beat me."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)

403 This sounds naive, but I truly do not understand why the lefties keep saying "But, Epstein!!" whenever they want to insinuate Trump is just another normal Democrat and wants to have sex with children.

There is literally zero evidence supporting their dream, and Trump is the single person who volunteered to testify against Epstein, and yet they trot out Epstein all the time, like ASS did earlier. They really believe there is a there, there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:12 AM (lIonU)

404 And I'll point out the question Pargin asked is inherently conservative/capitalist.

I've had very similar discussions with various flavors of socialists and gotten the same results:

Q: How will you persuade people too do the unpleasant work necessary to keep society working if you aren't compensating them for doing it?

A: Oh because we'll have socialism they'll just want to do it.

Of course in the real world socialists just point a gun at the necessary number of plebes/dissidents and tell them to do the work or be shot

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (sKqQm)

405

As a Muslim woman, shouldn't her immediate response be, "Please don't beat me."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)



"I'm an American woman now!"

- - - - - Old Eddie Murphy Bit

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

406 What a statement about society that a fictional character takes the place of real people discussing important affairs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (0KSrI)

407 Tom Homan just put the FEAR OF GOD into Minnesota leftists!

He’s launching a DATABASE on these insurrectionist clowns stalking & attacking ICE, full names, faces, the works and they’re gonna CONTACT THEIR EMPLOYERS!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (gbOdA)

408 The failure of Amelia and her escape from containment has been wonderful to watch. The left deserves all the mocking they are getting over this.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (7xrfc)

409 > “Minneapolis does not, and will not, enforce Federal Immigration Laws.”
-----------
True

But actively interfering with said enforcement, to the point of violence, requires a "reaction."

I think Frey's going to get a "reaction." Up his ass if he keep this up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 09:14 AM (jtM2q)

410 There is literally zero evidence supporting their dream, and Trump is the single person who volunteered to testify against Epstein, and yet they trot out Epstein all the time, like ASS did earlier. They really believe there is a there, there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:12 AM (lIonU)



Completely glossing over the fact that the Biden administration SAT on that info for 4 years as if they didn't want to throw everything possible at Trump to stop him for running for a 2nd term, again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

411 Donald Trump on Truth Social just now:

Surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Frey just stated that, “Minneapolis does not, and will not, enforce Federal Immigration Laws.” This is after having had a very good conversation with him. Could somebody in his inner sanctum please explain that this statement is a very serious violation of the Law, and that he is PLAYING WITH FIRE!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (RoI99)


This is curiously missing in the news (so far). Walz, Frey, Bro-Fo, and the DC Usual Suspects crowing in press conferences that they humiliated Trump, made him back-down.

Trump must have used a very credible Big Threat Stick in that phone call. I hope.
Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (5rh/l)

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Just arrest the insurrectionist traitors already -- that's what Tom Homan should have been dispatched to do in Minnesomalia.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 09:14 AM (IZjmS)

412 370 Dixon, IL — Reagan’s hometown?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)

Yes although Reagan’s family moved around a lot in his youth so it’s just one of his hometowns. The home they lived in in Dixon is now a little museum you can visit

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 09:14 AM (/iXAp)

413 I figure having digital records can assist with maintaining that helpful attitude."

It may - I did wind up w/a USB stick full - and a very helpful lady @ the local office used it to download materials.
And I still have the foot plus tall stack of papers... can't quite make myself trash 'em.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:14 AM (XuXeR)

414 This sounds naive, but I truly do not understand why the lefties keep saying "But, Epstein!!" whenever they want to insinuate Trump is just another normal Democrat and wants to have sex with children.

Oh the reason for this is almost comical.

The left was very upset at how effective the Epstein claims were during the Junta. So...they just turned it on Trump. No, they have no evidence he was involved. Yes they spent 4 years arguing there were no Epstein clients.

But if it worked for right leaning activists making claims about Clinton and co...it will work for them in making the same claims about Trump and...that's it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 09:15 AM (sKqQm)

415 Tom Homan is one squared away guy. Completely professional. Impressive

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 09:15 AM (/iXAp)

416 >>>Omar is too stupid to pull it off"

But she is cunning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

>Bukkake is too good for Ilhan, but I believe she can pull it off.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 09:16 AM (oT7pT)

417 360 I was listening to the Challenger launch on the radio, I had just pulled into a post office parking lot. I remember sitting there stunned for about 10 minutes, I couldn’t drive.

Years later, Columbia exploded over our heads here in East Texas, I heard it. I remember running to the TV to see what the huge explosion I’d heard was, and when the news channels said communications were lost with Columbia, I realized what had just happened before they did. (Or at least before they admitted it)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 09:03 AM (Sxl5b)


Believe it or not, you and the people in your area of Texas knew about the destruction of Columbia maybe two minutes before Mission Control in Houston did. All we had was nothing - no Orbiter downlink data and no radar returns on Columbia at the KSC landing site, where those were overdue. We were trying to figure out why. It took phone calls from people off-work and watching CNN to get Mission Control to switch TVs to CNN and see the live vapor trails and replays to realize what had happened.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 09:16 AM (5rh/l)

418 Oh because we'll have socialism they'll just want to do it."

Ever notice that the folks you chat with are never the ones who will do the actual work?

Yeah.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:16 AM (XuXeR)

419 73 - I feed stray cats and also dig out their shelters I made from a foot and a half of snow too. I'm not a left wing nutbag. I'm Maga. We are allowed to love the furry critters. Stop lumping us with the nuts.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 28, 2026 09:17 AM (BCuCF)

420 It’s funny that no one seems very familiar with actual history. The biggest and meanest guy of all gets the next 10 biggest and meanest guys, and together they beat the shit out of anyone who doesn’t do the work.

A number of years ago I was watching a discussion with a candidate for federal rep from OH if I recall. His campaign focused on his plan to provide a government job to anyone that couldn't find work.

A reporter actually did his job for once and asked, "What if the person needing a job doesn't want the one your program is offering?" The candidate responded, "Well of course he'll be forced to do it"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)

421 Oh Bulg, I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well. The weather probably isn't helping. Did you get trapped by the snow? I'm in Texas this week and this place goes crazy if there's even a hint of snow. The Kroger turns into Thunderdome.
Posted by: Taylor

I feel OK most of the time. But there are issues I need to address. I'm trying to cut back on my drinking, and may have to give it up entirely at some point.

So, here in NoVa, we got several inches of snow, and then ice on top of it. So it's like everything is covered in concrete -- slippery concrete. It stinks.

I hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

422 He’s launching a DATABASE on these insurrectionist clowns stalking & attacking ICE, full names, faces, the works and they’re gonna CONTACT THEIR EMPLOYERS!
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (gbOdA)


The WEF already knows what these jerks are doing.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 28, 2026 09:18 AM (JiBLQ)

423 "Well of course he'll be forced to do it"

socialism - so good it has to be enforced with guns.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

424 socialism - so good it has to be enforced with guns.

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)



We call that 'negotiations.'

- - - - Democrats

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

425 Has Hijab Flannigan of Southside been given the Maduro treatment yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:20 AM (uwNDP)

426 He’s launching a DATABASE on these insurrectionist clowns stalking & attacking ICE, full names, faces, the works

-----

I read yesterday this would be made public. I am waiting with bated breath. I want to see Krampus' Naughty List for my AO. All the naughty little monster babies, in technicolor, with names and birthdays and addresses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)

427 Good morning!

Don't believe the Ilhan Omar attack for a millisecond.
Both independent journos, and now Newsmax, have been digging into her winery finances.

She needs to change to story to "she's the real victim!!" immediately.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 09:20 AM (0yjaw)

428 If we do ever get socialism the one positive would be seeing any number of leftwing podcasters, tiktok twerkers, and gay cowboy poets suddenly learn that socialism has decided they can make a more meaningful contribution to society by digging ditches and processing recycling...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)

429 So, here in NoVa, we got several inches of snow, and then ice on top of it. So it's like everything is covered in concrete -- slippery concrete. It stinks."

Used to have a condo near FFAX Hospital - we'd sit on the balcony w/hot cocoa and watch hapless drivers crash into each other...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

430 403 This sounds naive, but I truly do not understand why the lefties keep saying "But, Epstein!!" whenever they want to insinuate Trump is just another normal Democrat and wants to have sex with children.

There is literally zero evidence supporting their dream, and Trump is the single person who volunteered to testify against Epstein, and yet they trot out Epstein all the time, like ASS did earlier. They really believe there is a there, there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:12 AM (lIonU)

They probably believe that the FBI created a "Russia Dossier" version of the Epstein Files, where Trump's name is the only one in it, and there's some outrageous story of him cutting a 12 year old's throat open with a machete and drinking her blood.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 09:22 AM (uEmCf)

431 Socialism is the Scientology of the 19th Century.

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 28, 2026 09:22 AM (jc0TO)

432 What a statement about society that a fictional character takes the place of real people discussing important affairs.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (0KSrI)
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We are truly at "Idiocracy"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:22 AM (H6Tc5)

433 Just arrest the insurrectionist traitors already

They can't "just arrest the insurrectionist traitors already". They need an arrest warrant. That means that they either need a federal judge to issue one, or they need a grand jury to issue one.

The fact that we've allowed the majority of the people in our government to be determined to destroy our country hampers our ability to get things done.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

434 We are truly at "Idiocracy"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:22 AM (H6Tc5)



"GO AWAY!!!! 'Batin'!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

435 We are truly at "Idiocracy"

Well, we've got electrolytes, so... Crocs for everyone!

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:23 AM (XuXeR)

436 Nothing warmed the cockles of my heart more than seeing Nancy Pelosi jamming at a Grateful Dead funeral tribute and celebration.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 09:23 AM (oT7pT)

437 379 307 Donald Trump on Truth Social just now:

Surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Frey just stated that, “Minneapolis does not, and will not, enforce Federal Immigration Laws.” This is after having had a very good conversation with him. Could somebody in his inner sanctum please explain that this statement is a very serious violation of the Law, and that he is PLAYING WITH FIRE!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2026 08:53 AM (RoI99

Dear Trump our hope and MAGA salvation: YOU caused Frey(‘caused’ is how the Leftist mind works —when they smell surrender… their instinct is to finish you off) to totally repudiate your conversation and agreement. Have Dr Oz do a specialized lobotomy and eradicate ‘de-escalate’ from your vocabulary forever re: enforcing the law. And kick Frey in to super max for his sedition and treason . The Old Don is the best Don .

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 28, 2026 09:24 AM (fJDNO)

438 I'm doing OK, Bulg. Recovery is a process, right?

I'm praying for you that you get through your health issues without having to entirely give up things like a glass of bourbon.

Posted by: Taylor at January 28, 2026 09:24 AM (oLdT5)

439 Tom Homan is one squared away guy. Completely professional. Impressive
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 28, 2026 09:15 AM (/iXAp)
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great description

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 09:25 AM (H6Tc5)

440 The fact that leftists showed up at the Minnesota state capitol to protest Walz sending in the state police shows there are outside people in charge of the rioting. It happened too quickly after the Trump -Walz phone call

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 09:25 AM (IDEQi)

441 Tom Barrack needs to be ...repositioned, and Trump needs to assign his portfolio to someone else. Some weird Anti-American and pro-Turkey/Muslim Brotherhood shite is going on.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 09:25 AM (g47mK)

442 Regardless of the actually reality on the ground in MN...and "cooperation" from local LE.The communist insurgents have suffered ZERO consequences for their violent insurrection.

Thus it will intensify and spread.



Posted by: GigantorX at January 28, 2026 09:26 AM (WGjoS)

443 Nothing warmed the cockles of my heart more than seeing Nancy Pelosi jamming at a Grateful Dead funeral tribute and celebration.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 09:23 AM (oT7pT)

Nothing says non-conformist counterculture like a decrepit old multimillionaire political creature with her gross old tits swaying back and forth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 09:26 AM (BI5O2)

444
@EricLDaugh

RINO carpetbagger Chris Collins, with a conservative score LOWER than Ilhan Omar, is spending millions of dollars in Byron Donalds' Florida Congressional District 19 to paint himself as "conservative MAGA" in the primary

He scored *LOWER* than Ilhan Omar, and nearly the same as AOC!

Chris Collins 2019 score: 35%
Ilhan Omar: 38%
AOC: 33%

Collins was also previously arrested for INSIDER TRADING while in Congress when he was a New York congressman.

There is a reason he is spending millions of dollars to try and repair his image in the eyes of GOP voters.

This is NOT the candidate for deep-red Florida Congressional District 19! This would be a disgraceful replacement of Byron Donalds.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

445 It may - I did wind up w/a USB stick full - and a very helpful lady @ the local office used it to download materials.

Verra cool. I had to explain to the man that my father was not mentally capable of using the website. He told me that I just need a copy of the power of attorney uploaded with the request but there will be a delay of several weeks to get it. Such is life.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 09:26 AM (7xrfc)

446 Apparently, the foul-smelling liquid squirted on Omar was vinegar.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2026 09:27 AM (3ImbR)

447 >>This sounds naive, but I truly do not understand why the lefties keep saying "But, Epstein!!" whenever they want to insinuate Trump is just another normal Democrat and wants to have sex with children.


The same reason why they go overboard with all the PRIDE stuff, but one of their go-to slurs for a Republican is f*gg*t. They don't really care about the things they claim care about, that's just the latest thing tool with which to gain and wield power. They will just as easily use it to slur you in the next breath.

A few years ago, anyone who said "Epstein didn't kill himself!" was a total nutter, yet now they are Epstein EXPERTS!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 09:27 AM (0yjaw)

448 Apparently, the foul-smelling liquid squirted on Omar was vinegar.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2026 09:27 AM (3ImbR)



DOUCHE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

449 I'm doing OK, Bulg. Recovery is a process, right?

I'm praying for you that you get through your health issues without having to entirely give up things like a glass of bourbon.
Posted by: Taylor


Thank you, Taylor. Yes, recovery is a process.

I miss your brother. I'm sorry that I never got to meet him in person. I trust that he is in a better place now.

Hang in there. If you ever want to talk, your brother had my personal e-mail. Don't be a stranger.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (77rzZ)

450 RINO carpetbagger Chris Collins,

==

he is one of several plants trying to derail Trump's choice for FL governor

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (g47mK)

451 And here's a close-up video showing Omar giving the signal to her "attacker."

What a joke:

https://tinyurl.com/3srz3tnt

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (3ImbR)

452 448
Dammit, Sponge! You beat me to it.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (7xrfc)

453 Arresting Frey, Ellison, even Walz just gives them the street cred they want. They'll all walk anyway, so what's the point?

Destroy their political creditability instead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (jtM2q)

454 >>Apparently, the foul-smelling liquid squirted on Omar was vinegar.



What a DOUCHE!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (0yjaw)

455 Vinegar?

Gonna need a lot to cleanse Ilham

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (uwNDP)

456 Dammit, Sponge! You beat me to it.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 28, 2026 09:28 AM (7xrfc)




*teehee*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

457 If I knew the way
I would take you home

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 09:29 AM (viF8m)

458 Apparently, the foul-smelling liquid squirted on Omar was vinegar.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2026 09:27 AM (3ImbR)



Free douche for a douchenozzle?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 09:29 AM (iJfKG)

459 I feel OK most of the time. But there are issues I need to address. I'm trying to cut back on my drinking, and may have to give it up entirely at some point.

I know the feeling, Bulg. I've just stopped cold turkey. Not my choice, but it had to be done.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 28, 2026 09:29 AM (ufSfZ)

460 Is Trump caving to Walz and the Minnesota horde? Making a “settlement?”

Posted by: AnnaS at January 28, 2026 09:29 AM (WdMlw)

461 DOUCHE!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge
~~~~~

Hahaha! Perfect. Why didn't I think of that!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2026 09:29 AM (3ImbR)

462 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

463 432 What a statement about society that a fictional character takes the place of real people discussing important affairs.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 09:13 AM (0KSrI)

It’s because any real person doing it would be arrested and/or killed by Starmer’s goon squads. (Like Tommy Robinson). But a digital character is outside of their grasp.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2026 09:31 AM (Sxl5b)

464 United Healthcare has stated that limiting their ability to overcharge the taxpayers, giving them less government cheese and hurting their substantial profit margins will result in “negative consequences for patient care”.

You can’t hate insurance companies enough, especially United Healthcare

Posted by: Vengeance at January 28, 2026 09:32 AM (LLQU7)

465 I've seen sub IQ individuals lie and cheat to the nth degree. Successfully.
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 08:47 AM

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It's the story of Minnesota

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (0uhE4)

466 He told me that I just need a copy of the power of attorney uploaded with the request but there will be a delay of several weeks to get it. Such is life."

True story: Attny drew up MPOA and POA - all on lovely "legal" size stock, w/signatures and everything.

VA and local hospital scanners only took 8x11 paper.

YGTMKM...

Posted by: man at January 28, 2026 09:33 AM (XuXeR)

467 Just arrest the insurrectionist traitors already

They can't "just arrest the insurrectionist traitors already". They need an arrest warrant. That means that they either need a federal judge to issue one, or they need a grand jury to issue one.

The fact that we've allowed the majority of the people in our government to be determined to destroy our country hampers our ability to get things done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

Warrant? We don't need no stinking warrant!

Posted by: the next democrat president at January 28, 2026 09:45 AM (5xuJ/)

468 >>> 440 The fact that leftists showed up at the Minnesota state capitol to protest Walz sending in the state police shows there are outside people in charge of the rioting. It happened too quickly after the Trump -Walz phone call
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 09:25 AM (IDEQi)

We pay good.

Posted by: CHYna at January 28, 2026 09:47 AM (ULPxl)

469 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

From above, "And the word of the day is "deescalation."

There's no point that this administration can deescalate to so that the progressive Left will be content. None.

ICE has been studied and tested as to its strengths and weaknesses, and it can spend millions more on body cameras for immigration enforcement agents and direct the department to expand training on conflict de-escalation during public interactions, it won't matter.

>Brookings ed, Commentary, 'ICE expansion has outpaced accountability. What are the remedies?'

Lovely article. It ends, "Altogether, as ICE continues to face allegations over its methods, fostering a system built on fairness and respect for human rights becomes paramount. By addressing these concerns, the U.S. can strive toward a more just approach to immigration enforcement.

Ultimately, the goal should be to safeguard two things at the same time: national security, and the dignity and rights of every individual within our borders."

Oh, FFS. More lovely words, largely meaningless because they & theirs have different spaces & protections.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

470 Senator Jack Reed
16h

If Republicans want to defend the ICE killings in Minneapolis and shut down key federal agencies, that’s their choice. But Senate Democrats can and will stand up for justice, accountability, and real reform and safeguards to prevent continued ICE abuse & unjust lethal force.
---

Hope and change (200. Yes, we can (2004, 200. Shared prosperity through shared responsibility (2011). Undocumented immigrants and Dreamers (2012). Decency (2014, 2017).

Our Left has been well 'trained' to bark and bite. They won't give up the power, cheap labor, and their plethora of non-profits, the new ghost US governments.

Good day.🙏🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 28, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

471 You may have to make an appointment to hear it now -- it's not on display -- but the Air Force Museum owns a recording of "High Flight" being read by John Gillespie Magee's mother.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 28, 2026 10:36 AM (zdLoL)

472 Gun Contril Anti 2nd Amendment Dem-O-Rats should live without their Bodyguards Alarm Systems or Fences

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 28, 2026 06:38 PM (wGqjj)

Daily Tech News 28 January 2026

Top Story



Tech News

Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Make me one with everything now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:00 AM (Ia/+0)

2 G'day Skip.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 28, 2026 04:02 AM (BLOW1)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 04:09 AM (sAmhv)

4 You had to know no one will get prosecute for that church invasion.
Which means it will happen again

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 04:25 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Arcade Fire!

Nice choice Pixy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:27 AM (Zv8bq)

6 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 04:42 AM (jgwdN)

7 The group looks young, but it's a good message.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 04:44 AM (7RYym)

8 Good morning, Morgantown!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 04:47 AM (EXyHK)

9 Belated BOING!

Prepped 6 and a half pounds of matjes herring.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 04:49 AM (VxQkd)

10 A drive by morning salutation from me. Good Morning!

It’s too damned early

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 28, 2026 04:52 AM (JAZes)

11 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 04:47 AM (EXyHK)

Are you in West Virginia?

And speaking of gin drinks...when I get home I will send you a delicious gin cocktail recipe. It's called a "Bumblebee,"

And while it requires some work, it's worth the trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2026 04:54 AM (TFvmY)

12 International Fellowship of Christians and Jews. "Lay down your burdens". Exodus 14:30:

https://tinyurl.com/25h56j8f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 04:56 AM (7RYym)

13 Disclaimer: Make me one with everything now.

*presses the "Infinite Improbability Drive" button*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 05:04 AM (O7YUW)

14 What kind of food do airlines serve as "halal"?

Trying to pick meals aheafd of time on united and there's no kosher on this flight

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 28, 2026 05:05 AM (uHEbo)

15 What kind of food do airlines serve as "halal"?

Trying to pick meals aheafd of time on united and there's no kosher on this flight

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 28, 2026 05:05 AM (uHEbo)
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Camel is halal but not kosher. These 2 things are not the same, though everything kosher is halal - except for kosher wines and spirits.

Interesting that there's no kosher option.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 05:09 AM (BJnkV)

16 when I get home I will send you a delicious gin cocktail recipe

Looking forward to it.

I am not in West Virginia. It is a state I have yet to visit. But every time I hear “Guten morgen” I unaccountably think of Joni Mitchell and that song.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2026 05:11 AM (EXyHK)

17 Psalm 106:10 And He saved them from the hand of him that hated them, and redeemed them from the hand of the enemy.

Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:11 AM (ehY6c)

18 Interesting that there's no kosher option.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 05:09 AM (BJnkV)
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United's Meal Options web page states:

Some meal choices may not be available in certain markets or on your flight.

OK. Sounds right.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 05:13 AM (BJnkV)

19
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 28, 2026 05:15 AM (tljrc)

20 International Fellowship of Christians and Jews. "Lay down your burdens". Exodus 14:30:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 04:56 AM (7RYym)
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Horde, ignore what Fen posted. Keep your bourbon right there in your hand!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 05:15 AM (BJnkV)

21 Thanks, Mr, Kingsman and back atcha:

22 Cast your cares on the Lord
and he will sustain you;
he will never let
the righteous be shaken

Psalm 55

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:15 AM (7RYym)

22 A fine Woden's Day evening and morning to all! We're thawed out here in Da Swamp, 36 to 41 F. depending on who you talk to. I should be able to work out in the afternoons tomorrow and Friday. Howzabout you?

The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space say "hi." I am of course translating from "urrr" and "mew," but I'm pretty sure of the meaning after knowing these two for almost four years.

Coffee!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 05:19 AM (wzUl9)

23 Good morning! Had to shovel my damn driveway yesterday. Supposed to get up above freezing this morning and stay there till late this evening. Ice on the neighborhood streets persists. On the busier throughfares, there's just deep ruts of slush in the daytime with frozen slush in the shadowed sections and everywhere after sunset. On the good news front, the grandkids spent the night again. Looks like waffles are on the menu later this morning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2026 05:21 AM (3Ope8)

24 And I am really not familiar with modern Christian music, but this is a nice vocal piece, " You say" and the woman singer has a lovely voice:

https://tinyurl.com/eyr5szbn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:23 AM (Nx5jP)

25 w00t

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 05:27 AM (SSiCQ)

26 And I am really not familiar with modern Christian music, but this is a nice vocal piece, " You say" and the woman singer has a lovely voice:

https://tinyurl.com/eyr5szbn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026


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Fen I used to work at a local Christian AM station from '88 to '97. We began to play then-modern Christian "pop" music in about '92, so I was exposed to the music of Amy Grant, Don Francisco, and (my favorite) Margaret Becker among others. Good voices and melodies all around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 05:27 AM (wzUl9)

27 Family on walk in woods saves frozen kitten:

https://tinyurl.com/ycymn5nu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:31 AM (PFs9e)

28 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 05:27 AM (wzUl9)

Well, I do know some of Amy Grant. I'll have to look for Margaret Becker. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:33 AM (PFs9e)

29 @27/FenelonSpoke: "Family on walk in woods saves frozen kitten"

Yup, that kitten was meant to be theirs. A Torti, too. Best cats ever.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 05:33 AM (O7YUW)

30 Not much over 10 degrees but clear at least
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:35 AM (Ia/+0)

31 Fen, here is something from Wiki about Margaret Becker I didn't know. "However, in the late 1980s and early 1990s, Becker occasionally encountered controversy in the world of Contemporary Christian music because she is a Roman Catholic; some Christian stores refused to carry her album, and her concert appearances were sometimes picketed."

I don't think her lyrics or the message of her songs is specifically Catholic-oriented. Personally I don't see that it matters, but troublemakers gonna troublemake no matter what.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 05:38 AM (wzUl9)

32
Yup, that kitten was meant to be theirs. A Torti, too. Best cats ever.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026


***
Little Dagny's papers say she is a "black [meaning gray] mackerel tortie." She does not look like any tortoiseshell I ever saw; she looks more like a raccoon. But she has some tan dusted in with her gray (and black stripes) and some white on her face. That makes her a tricolor, I suppose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)

33 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 05:38 AM (wzUl9)

That is too bad she had these troubles, and I think Christians ought to concentrate on what we share rather than what we don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:41 AM (Nx5jP)

34 That is too bad [Margaret Becker] had these troubles, and I think Christians ought to concentrate on what we share rather than what we don't.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026


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Exactly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 05:43 AM (wzUl9)

35 @FenelonSpoke: I can't remember, did FenSpouse say anything regarding that caution I gave about kids playing on snowbanks the other day?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 05:44 AM (O7YUW)

36 I think the world was a better place before all these nutcases felt a need to do videos of their murderous intentions and could post them online. The guy ( Eliot Forham) running for Ohio Attorney General threatened to kill Trump, and if you check the internet he had complaints by colleagues against him when he was in in state legislature.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:47 AM (Nx5jP)

37 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 05:44 AM (O7YUW

I did tell him. He said "Thanks". Fortunately there were no kids doing that. Today he has to drive a half hour to get his bus radio checked. Last week he had to get DEF replaced. Fortunately the mechanic up there is a nice guy with a dry sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:50 AM (Nx5jP)

38 “ There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. If you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise.”

Galatians 3:28-29

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 05:51 AM (gnUjt)

39 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 28, 2026 05:53 AM (bQ4nt)

40 @32/Wolfus Aurelius: { ... "black [meaning gray] mackerel tortie." She does not look like any tortoiseshell I ever saw; she looks more like a raccoon. But she has some tan dusted in with her gray (and black stripes) and some white on her face. }

Please take a look at this page:
https://tinyurl.com/ym6h2dtu

Could you point out any pictures that closely match what Little Dagny looks like? I'm guessing 3rd group of pictures, lower-left in the group of three.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)

41 Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)

It was kind of a ... wake?

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 05:56 AM (SSiCQ)

42 Chinese state-linked hackers reportedly accessed mobile phones “at the heart of Downing Street” as part of a long-running cyber-espionage campaign targeting telecom networks worldwide, according to Fox News.

U.S. intelligence agencies believe the breaches began as early as 2021, though they were publicly revealed in 2024 after American officials warned allies about widespread intrusions into global telecommunications systems.

The campaign targeted several countries, including the U.S. and members of the Five Eyes alliance. Investigators say the attackers may have gained access to the data of millions, with the ability to monitor calls, read messages, and track locations.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2026 05:56 AM (GITLP)

43 @37/FenelonSpoke: Tell him "You're welcome" from me, please.

Radio problems: We have many of those. Frustrating when trying to hear what other drivers are saying.

DEF: The bane of our existence right now due to the DEF freezing up in the tank, or sensors involving the DEF system freezing up or failing, causing the engines to go into "derated torque" as a way of nudging the driver to take the vehicle in for service.

So much on the new busses seems to be built fragile compared to the older buses from 10+ years ago. Sure the new ones ride nice but it doesn't seem to take much to break 'em, and the amount of computerization in them seems to cause problems with fixing and clearing error codes.

Lastly, our mechanics (bless 'em) look overworked and haggard right now. I wish there was something I could do for them to improve their situation other than just thanking them for their hard work.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 06:01 AM (O7YUW)

44 G & R, I had it wrong. Her papers say "torbie." She looks very much like the one rearing up in the triple group labeled "A collage of examples of torbie cats." Though to my eye that beautiful cat is clearly brown and she seems more gray.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)

45 I treated myself to a quarter of an iced donut along with my coffee, and a slice of whole-grain toast with peanut butter. A couple of scrambled, seasoned eggs and I'll be ready to go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

46 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 06:01 AM (O7YUW)

Spouse is about to go out but I will tell him when he returns, and thanking people is a good and important thing. 🙂

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:04 AM (ZeH0U)

47 @44/Wolfus: Thanks! So Tortie/Tabby mix then, and she probably has the classic "M" on her forehead. Miss Dagny must look very pretty.

Hey, have you ever submitted pictures of your two furry thugs to the AoSHQ weekly pet thread?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 06:06 AM (O7YUW)

48 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

The kindly parents of kids on school bus gave us lots of gift cards which were very much appreciated. Some were from Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:06 AM (ZeH0U)

49 A few years back I test-drove a used 2009 Mercedes E-Class, their diesel sedan of that year. It rode a little too stiffly for me on these horrible roads. And my mechanic advised me that in his experience diesels were best on long-distance runs and commutes, that they tended to be difficult (whatever that meant) when used for stop-and-go city driving. But it was a beauty, and the old "tock-tock-tock" of the '80s diesels was almost completely absent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

50 @46/FenelonSpoke: Okay, just let me know in tomorrow's tech thread what he says, I'll look for it there. And yes, thanking people is very important.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026 06:07 AM (O7YUW)

51 Buh-bye, Mark:

https://tinyurl.com/nfpxtpbs

Another notch added to Libs of Tiktok's trophy wall.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:08 AM (BJnkV)

52 And buh-bye, Melinda, too!

https://tinyurl.com/4vx4mpjt

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:10 AM (BJnkV)

53 Disclaimer: Make me one with everything now.

I could make you a burger with everything now.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:11 AM (SSiCQ)

54 : Thanks! So Tortie/Tabby mix then, and she probably has the classic "M" on her forehead. Miss Dagny must look very pretty.

Hey, have you ever submitted pictures of your two furry thugs to the AoSHQ weekly pet thread?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 28, 2026


***
She does and she does, and I did send pics when they were younger. Time to do it again, perhaps with a side-by-side comparison of kitten to adult. Stirling looked as a kitten very much as he does now, just smaller; you could tell what he would grow into. Dagny, almost four now, has changed and matured amazingly in her looks. The usual wisdom is that Siberians, and Maine Coons too, don't fully mature until they are three to five years old.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

55 52 And buh-bye, Melinda, too!

https://tinyurl.com/4vx4mpjt
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:10 AM (BJnkV)

She's the worst.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:12 AM (SSiCQ)

56 Such p(r)etti-ness on the part of X:

https://tinyurl.com/5c9pv44r

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:13 AM (BJnkV)

57 The downside of people being fired from their regular jobs- and I think they should be- is that they have more time to make hateful videos and also get out in the street and protest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:14 AM (looXz)

58 52 And buh-bye, Melinda, too!

https://tinyurl.com/4vx4mpjt
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:10 AM (BJnkV)

Malinda Rose Cook

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:14 AM (SSiCQ)

59 She's the worst.
Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:12
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Agree.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 28, 2026 06:14 AM (bQ4nt)

60 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9

Please do send them in. I would enjoy seeing them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:16 AM (looXz)

61 Donuts.

Mechanics like donuts.

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:23 AM (ZxPkt)

62 Wolfus, our mutual acquaintance said she thought she emailed you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 06:24 AM (uQesX)

63 And buh-bye, Melinda, too!

https://tinyurl.com/4vx4mpjt
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026


***
Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:24 AM (wzUl9)

64 Wolfus, our mutual acquaintance said she thought she emailed you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026


***
Morning, OE! Yes, she did; it was in her drafts folder. I got her email yesterday and will respond to her today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

65 And OE, she sounds like she is not difficult to work with. I'll see if she wants a chapter to start with, to give her some idea of my work as it stands.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

66 mornin yall. I see Omar got squirted with camel piss. For those folks it's a beauty care product.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 06:27 AM (vFG9F)

67 And OE, she sounds like she is not difficult to work with. I'll see if she wants a chapter to start with, to give her some idea of my work as it stands.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

I sent her three. Sent three random ones. She says she can get it into sellable shape. Sending you an email.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2026 06:28 AM (uQesX)

68 Morning peeps.

A balmy 2 degrees this morning. The snow's not going anywhere for at least another week.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 06:29 AM (jtM2q)

69 samsung phones (DeX) have had desktop Android for at least half a decade now...probably longer. Plug it into you desktop and you have a fully featured desktop OS. They even made docks that can run it exclusively.

Been thinking of ditching windows completely for it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 28, 2026 06:30 AM (3UbC6)

70 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 28, 2026 06:32 AM (Cjt/F)

71 DEF: The bane of our existence right now

Delete it. The EPA and DOJ recently announced that they would no longer prosecute people for diesel emissions deletes.

Finally some sanity.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 28, 2026 06:33 AM (3UbC6)

72 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

73 Tis a good morning when rabid leftists meet consequences.
May they continue to let their freak flags fly.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:41 AM (0KSrI)

74 The Age Of FAFO welcomes you. Like the Renaissance really, just without the art: A time of history that teaches lessons for the ages.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 06:41 AM (nb8WB)

75 Not craving ice cream. Much.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 06:42 AM (yw3eV)

76 DataRepublican is attacking Omar:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhpvaep

And then there's this:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3yt2ad

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:43 AM (BJnkV)

77 heh

Magills
@magills_
19h
Been waiting 30 minutes for my doctor for a routine checkup and can hear him in the next room explaining to someone they need to buy healthy food and it sounds like he’s trying to explain physics to his dog.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:44 AM (SSiCQ)

78 https://youtu.be/2jEiKTrncQc?si=8PhsA6h7Mjjpn_XD

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 28, 2026 06:44 AM (LOZbR)

79 Eromero, may I offer you some egg custard ?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:45 AM (0KSrI)

80 The Age Of FAFO welcomes you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 06:41 AM (nb8WB)
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These individual cases are a drop in the bucket. The country is infested with evil and madness.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:45 AM (BJnkV)

81 I have a custard filled donut, BH. But thank you my dear. You ok?

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 06:47 AM (yw3eV)

82 Because,

Because,

Because,

Because,

Because...

Because of the wonderful things he does!

https://tinyurl.com/833zz7wx

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:48 AM (BJnkV)

83 Eromero, all is well here. How about you?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:48 AM (0KSrI)

84 Hey. About that new desktop linux
... it's not meant to displacement windows. It's meant to displaceme chrome os. Which to me seems sad; I didn't think chrome os had anything wrong with it except for the design bit where it was a network/panopticon appliance, which new desktop android is going to inherit.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 28, 2026 06:48 AM (z66kw)

85 The country is infested with evil and madness.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:45 AM (BJnkV)
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100% of America agrees with this statement. We live in a time when people cannot tell the difference between right and wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 06:49 AM (nb8WB)

86 "Macon County Line" was on the Movies! Channel last night. I had never seen it, although I have been to Macon County many many times. I was surprised to see Jethro Bodine as a sheriff. I don't think I've ever seen him in anything but the Beverly Hillbillies.

Anyway, it was not a very good movie and I would not go out of my way to see the Macon County Line.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 06:50 AM (vFG9F)

87 https://xcancel.com/libsoftiktok

has a whole bunch of these loonies.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:50 AM (SSiCQ)

88 Meanwhile, on the good news side of things, I was able to convince my 6 month pregnant daughter to hire neighborhood kids to shovel her drive way yesterday. Her husband is out of town, and she is a do-er: sees a task, does a task. Her many miscarriages helped me win the argument!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 06:53 AM (nb8WB)

89
Good morning, Hordians. 33 outside, 41 in the attic, 48 in the garage, 50 out in the kennel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 06:53 AM (tgvbd)

90 Fun for all Morons and the entire family!

Now you can drive an Abrams tank no matter who you are!

https://tinyurl.com/45tdy3x3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 06:54 AM (BJnkV)

91 88 Meanwhile, on the good news side of things, I was able to convince my 6 month pregnant daughter to hire neighborhood kids to shovel her drive way yesterday. Her husband is out of town, and she is a do-er: sees a task, does a task. Her many miscarriages helped me win the argument!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 06:53 AM (nb8WB)

Blessings on her, HF!

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:55 AM (SSiCQ)

92 Huck, a prayer for your family.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:57 AM (0KSrI)

93 https://tinyurl.com/833zz7wx

You all have no idea what goes on.

California is a Potemkin state. Nothing is real.

Everyday life is a page out of Sartre. It requires pretending and suspension of disbelief.

The drugs help.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 06:58 AM (RIvkX)

94 I have a product recommendation for anyone with joint pain: Buy a cryotherapy machine. The fancy name is a surprisingly simple product: load water and ice into a handheld insulated cooler where a small electric motor pushes the cold water out through a hose (a second hose recycles the water back into the cooler) and into a pad you strap around your injured joint, in my case a knee.

It's instant relief. I love my machine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 06:58 AM (96/+H)

95 Blessings on her, HF!
Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 06:55 AM (SSiCQ)

92 Huck, a prayer for your family.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:57 AM (0KSrI)
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Why, thank you all so much! She normally wouldn't listen to anyone else, but she really, really, really wants this baby.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 07:01 AM (QpTiH)

96
Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo
11h

People on the "ICE_Watch" subreddit on @Reddit are encouraging one another to shoot federal agents.


Screen pic:

https://tinyurl.com/2n8u8wtt

This is how they're going to do it, by sacrificing useful idiots until the populace starts having regrets.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:02 AM (BJnkV)

97 Huck , which unit did you get?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:03 AM (0KSrI)

98 96
Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo
11h

People on the "ICE_Watch" subreddit on @Reddit are encouraging one another to shoot federal agents.

Screen pic:

https://tinyurl.com/2n8u8wtt

This is how they're going to do it, by sacrificing useful idiots until the populace starts having regrets.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:02 AM (BJnkV)

They will NOT have regrets. They will spin it to reach the same conclusions they reach.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 07:04 AM (SSiCQ)

99 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 28, 2026 07:04 AM (2Ez/1)

100 100

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 07:05 AM (SSiCQ)

101 Thanks, Just Wondering!

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 07:05 AM (SSiCQ)

102 Regrets, nope. I'll have a party.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:05 AM (0KSrI)

103 93 https://tinyurl.com/833zz7wx

You all have no idea what goes on.

................

That's insanity. I've done Home Health and Hospice for 30 years. You can't imagine the paperwork and regulations. We have someone on staff auditing charts at all times in case Medicare should happen to pull one of our charts. Even the smallest mistake can cost you thousands of dollars and put your certification at risk. Apparently not in California though.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 28, 2026 07:06 AM (j/yko)

104 Why, thank you all so much! She normally wouldn't listen to anyone else, but she really, really, really wants this baby.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 07:01 AM (QpTiH)
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Hang in there, kid!

Or is it hang out?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:07 AM (BJnkV)

105 They will NOT have regrets. They will spin it to reach the same conclusions they reach.
Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 07:04 AM (SSiCQ)


But they believe that we will have regrets. It's pretty obviously a successful tactic, given the many shrines which have been put up for Good and Pretti. The fact that they got the Black Panthers to speak out on the matter (and tell them to keep the BP name out they fucking mouths) just shows the righteousness of their cause. They only need another thousand or so to die and the normies will be horrified.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:08 AM (ExV1e)

106 > cryotherapy machine
---------
I expected something science fiction like. And more expensive.

I've got arthritis in my knees, so I wonder if this would help... better than anti-inflammatories.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 07:08 AM (jtM2q)

107 Let's see what happens next to Lexie, as hinted to by the FL AG:

https://tinyurl.com/msv3t2fs

Another Libs of TikTok casualty, BTW.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 07:10 AM (BJnkV)

108 All this good news is good news, Biden's Dog!

Posted by: m at January 28, 2026 07:12 AM (SSiCQ)

109 Huck , which unit did you get?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:03 AM (0KSrI)
================
Ben, I bought mine on Amazon. It is labeled "Iznr Manufacturing" of some Chinese city. Amazon sells it as "Ice Machine for Knee After Surgery | Power-Saving Mode & Wireless Remote Control & Adjustable Timer & LED Screen, Joint Ankle Elbow Replacement Cold Therapy Compression Pad, Cryotherapy Pain Relief"

It was $150

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 07:13 AM (uGtQo)

110 Thanks, BD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 28, 2026 07:15 AM (Cjt/F)

111 Fake admissions
Fake discharges
Fake certifications
Fake diagnoses
Fake care plans

Also, we need to order 10,000 pull-ups.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

112 Huck, thank you. It helps to have the input from a user

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 07:15 AM (0KSrI)

113 JJ is nood!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 07:15 AM (ExV1e)

114
It's instant relief. I love my machine.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 06:58 AM (96/+H)


I think it was what saved Her Majesty's life after her first knee replacement, when the pain management went horribly wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2026 07:15 AM (tgvbd)

115 I’m at work and Mrs. E is running errands today. BH.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 07:17 AM (yw3eV)

116 10 degrees today, on our way to 20 with any luck.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 28, 2026 07:18 AM (uGtQo)

117 > I mean, it can't be worse than Windows

Hey Pixy, I think they're going to take that as a gauntlet thrown down...

Posted by: RandomDave at January 28, 2026 07:20 AM (aJQbY)

118 Google can't be worse than Windows?

I use Chrome every day for work and home and it absolutely can be a shitshow worse than Windows, and it *definitely* eats my data more than Windows. Google does "Be Evil" very well especially its fucking ads everywhere.

Could Linux run more efficiently than Windows? 100 percent.

Posted by: Jon at January 28, 2026 10:24 AM (a8+6W)

119 The year of Linux on the desktop was 1995.

We ran a dual OS household, only turning on the windoze box when we had to, until they stopped supporting 7 and it's been 100% Linux on all machines since then.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 28, 2026 10:59 AM (jDl+g)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - January 27, 2026 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here for all of your end of day needs. OK maybe not all of them. But certainly SOME of them! Come on in, see what's in store, and let us know what's on your mind tonight.

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Probably didn't have that "new car smell"

Elderly Man Driving Busted Up Truck Was a Joke Meme Until Stranger’s Heart-warming Idea to Crowdfund a New One

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His truck was the vehicle equivalent of Frankenstein, a green mish-mash of dents and dings and disjointed panels.

The 2000 Chevy Silverado became something of a famous eyesore in South Bend, Indiana, earning sideways glances and second looks wherever Mo Riles went.

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Sure, Mo heard the jokes and saw the sideways glances—but the truck ran just fine. The state of Indiana doesn’t require inspections. And Mo, who worked at a Dollar Tree store, wasn’t in a financial position to upgrade, especially since facing recent health struggles.

So the truck rolled on… at least until Colin Crowel saw the photo. Colin, who owns Carguys Auto Detailing, wanted to do more than joke about the unsightly relic. He figured that whoever was driving it likely needed a pick-me-up, instead of another internet pun.

“I just thought there’s gotta be something more to why this truck looks like this,” Colin said. “I just put two and two together.”

He started a crowdfunding campaign, hoping to raise money for Riles and betting that community support would produce more than social media memes.

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The results arrived quickly. Donations poured in from people all over northwest Indiana and beyond. More than 500 people pitched in to raise over $26,000 for Mo.

Video at the link. Hopefully the truck found a loving new owner. Maybe Rancher Bob could add it to his collection on his ranch!

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Opposite end of the spectrum as far as the condition of a vehicle. Need one of you smart car nerds to weigh in here. I've seen several of these types of stories lately, but some are obviously fake. I can't find anything overtly fishy about this one. What say you?

1965 Impala 409 Wagon Sat 42 Years, Moscow Family Hid the Time Capsule 42 Years in a Barn

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Out of the 2.38 million Chevys sold in 1965, the Impala claimed some 40%. The US domestic automobile production rose to a staggering 8.96 million vehicles that year – and the African gazelle was representing one out every nine of those cars. But the numbers dive drastically when we factor in the 409 powerhouse. With just 2,828 motors made for passenger cars, we’re talking “unicorn eggs” level of rarity.

And that’s just for starters: for the sake of piston-centric fun, let’s add one more bottleneck. Like, say, body style – and I insist that we chose my favorite full-size dress code, the station wagon. Chevrolet didn’t bother fitting people haulers with big-block muscle like it was an all-you-can-eat buffet, so just 82 Impala wagons came with a 409.

I won’t even bother to do the math, it’s more than self-explanatory by now, but I’m not done bringing more rarity into this talk just yet. Of those 82, how many stayed with one family for nearly six decades?

Please check out the link and let us know what you think.

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Which one of you did this?

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Careful out there, "ladies"!

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Any of you have a spare atom smasher laying around?

Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold

Medieval alchemists dreamed of transmuting lead into gold.

Today, we know that lead and gold are different elements, and no amount of chemistry can turn one into the other.

But our modern knowledge tells us the basic difference between an atom of lead and an atom of gold: the lead atom contains exactly three more protons. So can we create a gold atom by simply pulling three protons out of a lead atom?

As it turns out, we can. But it’s not easy.

Who's up for this challenge?

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Cute little video I saw in an X comment (click on the top right bubble for the source). I'd imagine it's quite accurate. Probably the way blue states stay blue. The music is easily recognizable. One month emerald membership to the first one of you to identify the song name and what TV show it is most often linked to.


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DJ Doof - Guess The Theme

Difficulty level 2 out of 5



What's the common thread / common meaning / common leitmotif?
(It's probably a 1 out of 5 difficulty, but I'm calling it a 2 to make you feel better about solving it).

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Your feedback may or may not be very important to Doof Enterprises. Follow Mr. Doof on X @doof2112 or do the email thing – doof2112 at proton dot me.

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1 Look out! It's an ONTuesday!

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the job at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (OJSFI)

2 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (xfRZZ)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (cYBz/)

4 Top five!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (2WIwB)

5 Dang. Now for the content.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (xfRZZ)

6 SPONGE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (ULPxl)

7 Yay Doof
Yay ONT!

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (pscAN)

8 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

9 Mae govannen!

Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 10:04 PM (gKWVE)

10 ONT hooray!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:04 PM (lpTXP)

11 Yay Doof
Yay ONT!
Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (pscAN)


Yay Zeera!

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)

12 So, about that Tolkien guy…

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)

13 Hmmm. Only one died in a helicopter crash.

Too bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

14 ONT hooray!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:04 PM (lpTXP)


The most wonderful part of the day!

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

15 My stomach’s finally settling down.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:05 PM (77rzZ)

16 Good evening morons en bedankt Disko

1965 Impala 409 Wagon Sat 42 Years, Moscow Family Hid the Time Capsule 42 Years in a Barn
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Yeah, no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

17 Top picture causes hunger for vanilla ice cream with chocolate swirl. mmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 27, 2026 10:06 PM (UZwsW)

18 Tuesday is oldster day at the wife's workplace. Too crowded to go, what with all those scooters taking up the aisles. Move slower than Uncle Joe, they do.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2026 10:07 PM (uQesX)

19 They bought an Impala in 1983-4? At the height of thr cold war?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

20 Once we figured out how to smash atoms together to create new elements, we knew it was possible to transmute one element into another. Just not easy to do.

Some elements are easier to transmute than others.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)

21 Even I know better than to pick up a flashbang.

Posted by: Jason Pierre-Paul at January 27, 2026 10:07 PM (xfRZZ)

22 That’s a grande mocha cappuccino.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:07 PM (KDPiq)

23 Good evening morons en bedankt Disko

1965 Impala 409 Wagon Sat 42 Years, Moscow Family Hid the Time Capsule 42 Years in a Barn
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Yeah, no.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)


In communist Russia, Impala hides YOU!!

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

24 So, about that Tolkien guy…

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)

The Police song in the secret click is awesome.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:08 PM (lpTXP)

25 Who has the Signal chat password?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 27, 2026 10:08 PM (xfRZZ)

26 Evening all,

We have a launch tonight.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - GPS III SV09
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: January 27, 2026 (EST)
Launch Time: 11:38 p.m. (January 28, 0438 UTC, 05:38 CET)

https://youtu.be/AqoxVxXM1Io



Posted by: Joyenz at January 27, 2026 10:08 PM (2F0/Y)

27 So can we create a gold atom by simply pulling three protons out of a lead atom?

As it turns out, we can. But it’s not easy.

Who's up for this challenge?
-
Prospecting after a nuclear blast?

I mean okay, but I'm not sure the gold will do much good at that point.

Posted by: Methos at January 27, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)

28 >>> 15 My stomach’s finally settling down.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:05 PM (77rzZ)

Oh yeah???

*tosses pie*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 10:10 PM (ULPxl)

29 "The music is easily recognizable."

Certainly! It's the Lonely Man theme from The Incredible Hulk.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yukkity sox at January 27, 2026 10:10 PM (OJSFI)

30 identify the song name and what TV show it is most often linked to.
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14th, I'm sure, in with Yakkity Sax and Benny Hill

Posted by: Methos at January 27, 2026 10:10 PM (vSvIl)

31 The 3 songs. I don't know yet. But always loved the Kenny Wayne Shepherd song. Thanks, Doof!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:10 PM (lpTXP)

32 Good evening, 'ettes and 'rons of the Horde, and thanks Doof for the ONT. The musical trivia answer (song name is Yakety Sax) is, of course, most closely associated with The Benny Hill Show.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:11 PM (v23vE)

33 Think the music is usually Benny Hill

Posted by: Lirio100 at January 27, 2026 10:11 PM (ky7/T)

34 Prospecting after a nuclear blast?

I mean okay, but I'm not sure the gold will do much good at that point.
Posted by: Methos at January 27, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)
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Oh, I have a plan for that....

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at January 27, 2026 10:11 PM (ESVrU)

35 My first car was a 1967 Ford Fairlane SW . It had a 289 in it and was the Winn-Dixie parking lot champion.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (KDPiq)

36 Common thread -- artists with three names (like serial killers and death row inmates)?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (v23vE)

37 The Police song in the secret click is awesome.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:08 PM (lpTXP)


There's a Police tribute band playing in my town on Feb 14. I expressed interest in going. Girlfriend of Doof does not seem to think that to be a proper Valentine's Day date.

I still really want to go. But then I'd be So Lonely.

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

38 Joyenz

Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

39 28 Thanks for the pie, Helena!

*nom nom*

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

40 Think the flags on that Impala indicate more than a simple 409.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (UZwsW)

41 Who has the Signal chat password?
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 27, 2026 10:08 PM (xfRZZ)


Its: H-o-w-d-o-y-o-u-d-o-f-e-l-l-o-w-k-i-d-s

Long, I know, but that is for extra security

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 10:13 PM (rbvCR)

42 "What's the common thread / common meaning / common leitmotif?"

Gotta say, I get a lot less enjoyment out of the music selections when there has to be an ulterior thing. Plus, I don't always care about all of them. It's just me, I'm sure.

🎶Don't think twice, it's all right.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it am me babe at January 27, 2026 10:13 PM (OJSFI)

43 Yakky Sax from Benny Hill.

The music plays as he chases the women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

44 Hey, Joyenz!

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:13 PM (77rzZ)

45 She's so fine
My 409.

Some old song.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 27, 2026 10:13 PM (Lo97M)

46 Common thread -- artists with three names (like serial killers and death row inmates)?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (v23vE)


Correct, my friend!

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

47 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get the narwhal to do some fencing, but he couldn't even use a picket pounder.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 27, 2026 10:14 PM (2m2UF)

48 Oh, I have a plan for that....
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at January 27, 2026 10:11 PM (ESVrU)


A simple man merely exploiting a permanent arbitrage opportunity

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

49 The 409 was a beautiful looking engine. It had it's issues, but it was a cool looking engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 10:14 PM (snZF9)

50 Who has the Signal chat password?
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry

I tripped over it not long ago:

D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 10:14 PM (cYBz/)

51 If there was an Impala in Soviet Russia, I feel like I would know, such a vehicle would have inestimable value. The Soviet motor vehicles were like the Flintstones. There was very little private vehicle traffic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

52 So can we create a gold atom by simply pulling three protons out of a lead atom?
As it turns out, we can. But it’s not easy.


I didn't click through to the article, but I assume the punch line is "sure we can do it, and it only costs [some large multiple] of the value of the gold produced."

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

53 Common thread -- artists with three names (like serial killers and death row inmates)?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (v23vE)

Correct, my friend!
Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)


Yay! Johnny, show me what I've won!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (v23vE)

54 Defund Doof Enterprises! It's becoming a corporate monopoly! He's like Charles Nelson Reilly in the 70s. On every page of TV Guide.

Posted by: Famiiarity Breeds Sumthin', I Forgot What. at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (oftw2)

55 43 Don’t forget his patting the bald guy on the head, Nackly.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

56 SRV FTW

Posted by: Don Black at January 27, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)

57 Don't look now Doof, but ...

Those downtrodden boys in the Blue and Gold are 19-3-1 since Dec 11th !

The 14 year drought could be ending before our eyes.

Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at January 27, 2026 10:16 PM (3sXRv)

58 Thanks for another great Tuesday ONT, Doof!

Great photo up top. Nature is amazing!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (kB9dk)

59 Yay! Johnny, show me what I've won!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless)


WELLLLLLLLLLLL, Schnorflepuppy -

A year's supply of Alpo dogfood,

A Speed Queen Washer and Dryer,

Andddddddddd,

A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (cYBz/)

60 Defund Doof Enterprises! It's becoming a corporate monopoly! He's like Charles Nelson Reilly in the 70s. On every page of TV Guide.
Posted by: Famiiarity Breeds Sumthin', I Forgot What. at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (oftw2)


An entity must be funded before it can be defunded

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

61 Bulg

Not why I watched Benny Hill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

62 artists with three names (like serial killers and death row inmates)?

Steven Patrick Morrissey.
Because he REALLY hates it when you call him by that name.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)

63 Evening everyone, thx Dood.
Now the Minnesota loons are turning on Walz because he sent in the State police after talking to Trump. Warms the coccles of my heart.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (IDEQi)

64 I didn't click through to the article, but I assume the punch line is "sure we can do it, and it only costs [some large multiple] of the value of the gold produced."
Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
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Considering the price of gold these days, it might become more economically feasible sooner than expected...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (ESVrU)

65 Moscow, iD I assume.,

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:18 PM (KDPiq)

66 There sure weren't very many 409s in 65 and danged few in station wagons. The car has wrong hubcaps - those were Chevelle SS types. It is in nice shape. Send it to the big auction in Arizona and see what it's worth.

As much as we all liked hot cars, I don't think anyone I knew would have driven the station wagon!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (47diA)

67 I noticed all the musical selections are made by gentlemen that go by three names.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (2m2UF)

68 There's a Police tribute band playing in my town on Feb 14. I expressed interest in going. Girlfriend of Doof does not seem to think that to be a proper Valentine's Day date.
----

I'm at the point where if they don't have the common sense to respond with "That sounds great--could we do the Valentine's Dinner Date the night before or the day after?" they're probably not worth the time. Sorry, no intent to be rude, but why does she think the Police tribute band should re-arrange their schedule because she doesn't think it's the right night?

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)

69 @52

AI will take care of that. Our roads will be paved with gold.

Posted by: Case at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (E7+ue)

70 If there was an Impala in Soviet Russia, I feel like I would know, such a vehicle would have inestimable value. The Soviet motor vehicles were like the Flintstones. There was very little private vehicle traffic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)


The ZIL-114,. V-8 of course

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (rbvCR)

71 Don't look now Doof, but ...

Those downtrodden boys in the Blue and Gold are 19-3-1 since Dec 11th !

The 14 year drought could be ending before our eyes.
Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at January 27, 2026 10:16 PM (3sXRv)


You know I'd be very happy for you if the Sabres ended that playoff drought.

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)

72 Most the blemishes on that truck will buff right out.

Posted by: Your Uncle at January 27, 2026 10:20 PM (2Ez/1)

73 Doof not Dood. Damn autocucumber

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (IDEQi)

74 The Police song in the secret click is awesome.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:08 PM (lpTXP)

There's a Police tribute band playing in my town on Feb 14. I expressed interest in going. Girlfriend of Doof does not seem to think that to be a proper Valentine's Day date.

I still really want to go. But then I'd be So Lonely.
Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

This is Doof sending out an SOS.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (NZPfR)

75 As much as we all liked hot cars, I don't think anyone I knew would have driven the station wagon!
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (47diA)
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Well, it's certainly not a Wagon Queen Family Truckster!

Posted by: C. Griswold at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (ESVrU)

76 61 Me neither, but it was funny.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

77 Now the Minnesota loons are turning on Walz because he sent in the State police after talking to Trump. Warms the coccles of my heart.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (IDEQi)


The Wokestaffel need to learn what "state monopoly on force" means

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (rbvCR)

78 There are 9.51 × 10²² atoms in an oz. of gold.

Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (jnZe8)

79 "Perfessor" Squirrel

The electric bills of the Large Hadron Collider are astronomical. Plus the gold scatters all over the inside of the guideway, mixed with toxic thallium and mercury. It's a big mess to get the atoms of gold.

Much easier and cheaper to steal gold from the North Koreans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

80 There's a Police tribute band playing in my town on Feb 14. I expressed interest in going. Girlfriend of Doof does not seem to think that to be a proper Valentine's Day date.

I still really want to go. But then I'd be So Lonely.
Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

A woman who doesn't share your interests isn't worth keeping. TRUST me on this one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 27, 2026 10:22 PM (EOjZq)

81 Moscow, iD I assume.,
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:18 PM (KDPiq)


Used to be a great road house there back in the 70's. Ratskellers. And the drinking age was 19.
Good times...good times...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 27, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

82 A 409 in a station wagon? That would have been awesome!!!

One of the most fun cars in high school was a friend who had an Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser station wagon. We called it the Rocket Sled because it had a Rocket 88 455 in it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:22 PM (Sxl5b)

83 I'd go to a Police tribute band if they stuck to the first two albums.
Same with Ministry tribute acts.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

84 1965 Impala 409 Wagon Sat 42 Years, Moscow Family Hid the Time Capsule 42 Years in a Barn


True story. A little armor-all on the white walls and it was good as new.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 10:23 PM (/lPRQ)

85 I thought Chevy wagons had names like Nomad, Brookwood, Kingswood, etc. Ford never called its wagons Galaxies, they used Ranch Wagon, Country Sedan and Country Squire. I'm slightly skeptical about that 409 Impala Wagon.

Posted by: Ford-The Wagon Master at January 27, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)

86 I'm at the point where if they don't have the common sense to respond with "That sounds great--could we do the Valentine's Dinner Date the night before or the day after?" they're probably not worth the time. Sorry, no intent to be rude, but why does she think the Police tribute band should re-arrange their schedule because she doesn't think it's the right night?
Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)


Haha! Well, I conveniently left out the fact that she does not like The Police at all.

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

87 One of the most fun cars in high school was a friend who had an Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser station wagon. We called it the Rocket Sled because it had a Rocket 88 455 in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:22 PM (Sxl5b)

I had a Cutlass Salon with that engine.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (KDPiq)

88 78 There are 9.51 × 10²² atoms in an oz. of gold.
Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (jnZe

That doesn’t sound like the avocado number. Maybe that’s the guacamole constant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (Sxl5b)

89 78 How many moles is that?

C’mon, show us your chemistry chops.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (77rzZ)

90 Go see the Police tribute band. That is great music.

I saw them live at the Cap Center in the early eighties and my date and I fucked like rabbits that night.

Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (jnZe8)

91 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Removing ice from the recent storm. One star. Do not recommend.

Posted by: TRex - yelping dino at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

92 Doof not Dood. Damn autocucumber
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (IDEQi)


Dood is a new one. It's usually Door.

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

93 Gold is twice as heavy as lead, yet no one uses it for fishing weights. Why is that?

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at January 27, 2026 10:26 PM (oftw2)

94 This is Doof sending out an SOS.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (NZPfR)


Well played

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)

95 One of the most fun cars in high school was a friend who had an Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser station wagon. We called it the Rocket Sled because it had a Rocket 88 455 in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:22 PM (Sxl5b)

Yeah, that Vista Cruiser was a hoot to drive.

I remember flying over the outskirts of Chambersburg Pa, with a lovely young blonde at my side, back when I was a young 'un...

And I had no idea how to handle either one.

Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at January 27, 2026 10:27 PM (3sXRv)

96 Number of moles (n) = number of atoms ÷ Avogadro's number
So:
n = (9.51 × 10²² ÷ (6.02214076 × 10²³
First, divide the coefficients: 9.51 ÷ 6.02214076 ≈ 1.579
Then handle the exponents: 10²² ÷ 10²³ = 10⁻¹
Putting it together: n ≈ 1.579 × 10⁻¹ = 0.158 moles (rounded to three significant figures, since 9.51 has three sig figs).

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 10:27 PM (cYBz/)

97 Word has it that Doof is a dood. With the pickleball MILFs.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

98 I saw them live at the Cap Center in the early eighties and my date and I fucked like rabbits that night.

Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (jnZe

Too Much Information.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:27 PM (lpTXP)

99 As much as we all liked hot cars, I don't think anyone I knew would have driven the station wagon!
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (47diA)

I would have driven ours, but my Dad refused to put mag wheels on it, jack up the back, and upgrade the exhaust. Beast motor and 4 bbl carb.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 10:27 PM (wVcYX)

100 Sit my ass in an Impala every day, a 2010, one of the last of the full size models. Comfortable.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 27, 2026 10:28 PM (sl73Y)

101 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Now I have a story theme. A crack force of former Special Forces escape from the 2nd Division stockade in South Korea. They move north to confuse the military police.

Easily crossing the DMZ, they go cross country to just outside the well fortified, thick, concrete bunker holding the North Korean gold treasures.

Using a rudimentary lathe, concrete cutting thermo-lances, and carefully cutting rebar, they break into the store room where the North Korean leader has his greatest treasures.

They open the floor chests, which are refrigerators.

Insides are filled with gold. Kerry Gold butter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

102 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Removing ice from the recent storm. One star. Do not recommend.
Posted by: TRex - yelping dino at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)


No flamethrower available?

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)

103 Gold is twice as heavy as lead, yet no one uses it for fishing weights. Why is that?
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis


Too shiny. The fish bite the weight instead of the bait.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

104 Hi everyone, hope your week is going well. The snow/ice is all gone here, though it is still cold as H-e-c-k. And before you say anything, yes, I know I need a haircut. Hoping to do that tomorrow.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2026 10:28 PM (CHHv1)

105 Number of moles (n) = number of atoms ÷ Avogadro's number
So:
n = (9.51 × 10²² ÷ (6.02214076 × 10²³
First, divide the coefficients: 9.51 ÷ 6.02214076 ≈ 1.579
Then handle the exponents: 10²² ÷ 10²³ = 10⁻¹
Putting it together: n ≈ 1.579 × 10⁻¹ = 0.158 moles (rounded to three significant figures, since 9.51 has three sig figs).
Posted by: Tonypete
**********
This looks strangely like math...when did we start permitting math on the ONT?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 27, 2026 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)

106 DOOF!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 10:29 PM (LNeRu)

107 Didn't the Beach Boys have a song about the 409?
I could be wrong, my memory is not what it use to be.

Posted by: Case at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (E7+ue)

108 There are 9.51 × 10²² atoms in an oz. of gold.
Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (jnZe

That doesn’t sound like the avocado number. Maybe that’s the guacamole constant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (Sxl5b)

It has been a decade or more since high school chemistry, but I think that 6.02 x 10^23 is the number of atoms it takes to get a macro scale mass (I forget if it's gram or kilogram) equal to the atomic weight of the element in question. The number of anything in an ounce is going to be some other number.

Posted by: Methos at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (vSvIl)

109 Bulg

Not why I watched Benny Hill.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

Jane Leeves, before she played Daphne on Fraiser, played bit parts on Benny Hill. I got to meet her IRL a couple decades back. Simply adorable...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (nbLIj)

110 This looks strangely like math


It ain't strange, it IS math! The barrel beckons . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (47diA)

111 So can we create a gold atom by simply pulling three protons out of a lead atom?

As it turns out, we can. But it’s not easy.

Who's up for this challenge?

youtube.com/watch?v=LQJRo1EuG6s

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (UZwsW)

112 I saw them live at the Cap Center in the early eighties and my date and I fucked like rabbits that night.
Posted by: pawn

Too Much Information.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


No, that was Duran Duran.

https://youtu.be/Fbl7hwCgETU

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)

113 Not math - that was cyphering. I'm a southern boy now.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (cYBz/)

114 As much as we all liked hot cars, I don't think anyone I knew would have driven the station wagon!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (47diA)

I had the old family car handed down to me. '69 Pontiac Catalina station wagon with the 400ci... Fast.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (Q+gd/)

115 One of The Police's first US concerts was in Poughkeepsie at The Chance. Snowed that night and there were 16 people there. U know a guy who worked the show band said it was great and the fans and the band had a great time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 10:31 PM (IDEQi)

116 Tonypete

*whistle blows*
Orange flag comes out.
5 yard penalty.
Math on the blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

117 This looks strangely like math...when did we start permitting math on the ONT?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 27, 2026 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)


That's what happens when the "Defund Doof Enterprises" people get their way

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)

118
Here to take off a sock.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 27, 2026 10:32 PM (Px6E0)

119 Didn't the Beach Boys have a song about the 409?
I could be wrong, my memory is not what it use to be.
Posted by: Case at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (E7+ue)

Yes.
Junior Brown and the Beach Boys:
https://youtu.be/16qsYreBJZE

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 10:32 PM (wVcYX)

120 83 I'd go to a Police tribute band if they stuck to the first two albums.
Same with Ministry tribute acts.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

Ministry was the opening act for the Police's first concert of the Synchronicity tour. (Also on the card- The Fixx, A Flock of Seafulls, Simple Minds and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.)

Posted by: tankdemon at January 27, 2026 10:32 PM (2m2UF)

121 Benny Hill?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 10:32 PM (LNeRu)

122 speaking of cover / tribute songs.
youtu.be/wmAkJUxZGkI
this one is frosty

Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 10:32 PM (gKWVE)

123 As much as we all liked hot cars, I don't think anyone I knew would have driven the station wagon!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (47diA)

I see a small number of station wagons showing up at cruise nights, but I think its because they are true survivor cars, or at most just got a new paint job. Occasionally you do see a true believer who think people will beat their door down to buy it. I'll never forget this one night a dude showed up with a pinto station wagon that for some unexplainable reason he was trying to hot rod. It ended up breaking down, was leaving a large puddle of oil under it. I said to another dude that maybe we should go see wtf is up. He says I don't have a pinto repair kit. I asked wtf a pinto repair kit was. He says " A can of beer and a hand grenade, pull the pin on the grenade and drink the beer".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 10:32 PM (snZF9)

124 >>> 116 Tonypete

*whistle blows*
Orange flag comes out.
5 yard penalty.
Math on the blog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

Orange? ORANGE?!

REEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Karen McKarenface at January 27, 2026 10:32 PM (ULPxl)

125 Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 10:31 PM (IDEQi)

What year was that?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (KDPiq)

126 I'm at the point where if they don't have the common sense to respond with "That sounds great--could we do the Valentine's Dinner Date the night before or the day after?" they're probably not worth the time. Sorry, no intent to be rude, but why does she think the Police tribute band should re-arrange their schedule because she doesn't think it's the right night?
Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)

Haha! Well, I conveniently left out the fact that she does not like The Police at all.
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Just tell me to shut up if you feel this is disrespectful. But I don't see how that changes things at all? Why is "Valentines Day" all about her? You could have "Valentines Day" the night before, or the night after. And you both could enjoy Valentines Day as a bonus.

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (Cjcf6)

127 Not math - that was cyphering. I'm a southern boy now.
Posted by: Tonypete
************
Well, that's certainly a relief. Thank you for the clarification. Hope the storm didn't dump too much ice in your location.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

128 104 The snow/ice is still like cement here. Screw that shit.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

129 DOOF!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 10:29 PM (LNeRu)


Howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (QMAsf)

130 Jane Leeves, before she played Daphne on Fraiser, played bit parts on Benny Hill. I got to meet her IRL a couple decades back. Simply adorable...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (nbLIj)
=====

iirc JJ Sefton has met her also.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

131 Can we use that equation to determine the number of freckles on a redhead?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)

132 Well, if you insist on calling it cyphering, and IF we accept the first definition, then it isn't math. However, the second definition is doing arithmetic! I suppose that's some lesser form of math, so . . . . .

Pick up the flag!!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:34 PM (47diA)

133 Hey, Joyenz!
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:13 PM (77rzZ)

Hey Bulg, I hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 27, 2026 10:34 PM (2F0/Y)

134 The 409 was phased out in early 65, replaced mostly by the 396. I've seen a lot of 396 Chevy wagons, usually on the highest end ones.

Posted by: Kingswood Estate at January 27, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2)

135 Blow me!

Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:34 PM (jnZe8)

136 This is Doof sending out an SOS.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (NZPfR
=================
Maybe he should ask Roxanne, I hear she's usually pretty agreeable.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (Fl2Df)

137 112 I saw them live at the Cap Center in the early eighties and my date and I fucked like rabbits that night.
Posted by: pawn

Too Much Information.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

No, that was Duran Duran.

https://youtu.be/Fbl7hwCgETU

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)

Police beat DD by a few years.

https://tinyurl.com/48p83nje

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (lpTXP)

138 WELLLLLLLLLLLL, Schnorflepuppy -

A year's supply of Alpo dogfood,

A Speed Queen Washer and Dryer,

Andddddddddd,

A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 10:17 PM (cYBz/)


Makes me want to go watch The Price Is Right reruns, recalling sick/snow days home from school, sir. Well-done!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (v23vE)

139 Just tell me to shut up if you feel this is disrespectful. But I don't see how that changes things at all? Why is "Valentines Day" all about her? You could have "Valentines Day" the night before, or the night after. And you both could enjoy Valentines Day as a bonus.
Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (Cjcf6)

Supposedly Feb 13 is when every exec with a mistress on the side is supposed to take her out.
It’d probably be pretty tacky to go to the same joint 2 nights in a row.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (Sxl5b)

140 Grandpa had a 65 Impala SS 396 red convertible that chickens shit on for years (in a bar). He co-signed a loan when an uncle bought it. Uncle missed one payment so grampstook it from until he paid up. Uncle never paid up... Years later, 85ish, my dad bought it... So it sat in one of his barns. For years with little to work on it. They liquidated everything in about 2000 to downsize. Sold it through local car collector network.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (/lPRQ)

141 Word has it that Doof is a dood. With the pickleball MILFs.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)


Haven't played much lately. I'm sure they're sad.

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

142 I'd like to get my hands on John McCain's funeral hearse so I can trick it out for the drag strip.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 10:36 PM (oT7pT)

143 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

144
I'm a female and I've always thought Valentines day was stupid.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 10:36 PM (3ek7K)

145 >>> 139
==
Supposedly Feb 13 is when every exec with a mistress on the side is supposed to take her out.
It’d probably be pretty tacky to go to the same joint 2 nights in a row.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (Sxl5b)

I thought that was limited to Coldplay concerts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 10:36 PM (ULPxl)

146 If you want weight, why not use depleted uranium for a sinker?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 10:37 PM (H6cKs)

147 Supposedly Feb 13 is when every exec with a mistress on the side is supposed to take her out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (Sxl5b)


Hopefully not to a Coldplay concert.

What? Too soon?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:37 PM (v23vE)

148 I thought that was limited to Coldplay concerts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 10:36 PM (ULPxl)


The Horde Mind at work once again, ma'am! Hope you are staying warm down where you are.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (v23vE)

149 133 Joyenz, I am well, thank you. My A1C is way down, so my doc has dialed back my diabetes meds. Woo hoo!

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)

150 I had the old family car handed down to me. '69 Pontiac Catalina station wagon with the 400ci... Fast.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (Q+gd/)

A friend of mine had some old chrysler station wagon with a factory big block. It was in decent condition, but the rear shocks were missing. It was fast and bounced like it was at sea. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (snZF9)

151 Story says it was Moscow, Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Person who read the story at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)

152 e of The Police's first US concerts was in Poughkeepsie at The Chance. Snowed that night and there were 16 people there. U know a guy who worked the show band said it was great and the fans and the band had a great time
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 10:31 PM (IDEQi)

I saw Melissa Ethridge at The Chance in 1989 with a few buddies who were given free tickets. We had no idea she was gay and that most of the girls at the concert were gay. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (KDPiq)

153 Is TiFW here tonight? I'm watching the Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo this evening. The dadgummed thing lasts almost three weeks.

And no they don't have the stock show on TV. Just the rodeo.

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (47diA)

154 Hey Salty! What are you doing up so late?! ❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (LNeRu)

155 112 Too Much Information.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

No, that was Duran Duran.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)

The Police had a song of the same title:
https://youtu.be/W0q3Vh1Yr9Q

Posted by: tankdemon at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (2m2UF)

156 102 No flamethrower available?

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:28 PM
***
My "flamethrower" looks suspiciously like a pick-axe.

Posted by: TRex - sunshiney dino at January 27, 2026 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)

157 I just know it as the Benny Hill theme song

And for the music, I'd guess Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad, since you had a Dave Lee thing stuck with 2 great songs.

Posted by: Happy at January 27, 2026 10:39 PM (soIZP)

158 >>> 151 Story says it was Moscow, Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Person who read the story at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)

I had assumed Moscow, Idaho. Didn't know there was one in PA too!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 10:39 PM (ULPxl)

159 Hope the storm didn't dump too much ice in your location.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba

I can't tell you why, but our county seemed to the only one in our state that escaped both snow and freezing rain. At the most, we had a 1000 or so homes without power and even at that it was for a very short period of time.

I'd like to tell you it was because of clean living that Zeus favored us but, well, . . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 10:39 PM (cYBz/)

160 Why not do Valentine’s Day like the Japanese? On February 14, girls give chocolate to the boys.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 10:39 PM (H6cKs)

161 🎷
1st RECORDING OF: Yakety Sax - Boots Randolph as “Randy Randolph” (1958 version)/
https://youtu.be/VG93r2iz86k

Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax live
https://youtu.be/Zcq_xLi2NGo

Ray Stevens, Chet Atkins, & Boots Randolph - "Yakety Sax/Axe" (Live on Nashville Now, 1993)
https://youtu.be/K2Z9f544geU

Yackaty Sax - Sanne Mestrom (because she's cute)
Johann Strauss Orchestra, Radio City Music Hall in New York
https://youtu.be/_fR1cSG5SPM

Couldn't leave it without this
Benny Hill Athletics w Closing Chase
https://youtu.be/s7MZ1iUwyTc

Posted by: mindful webworker - on keyboard at January 27, 2026 10:39 PM (OJSFI)

162 I'm a female and I've always thought Valentines day was stupid.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 10:36 PM (3ek7K)

Yes. If Mr Scary doesn't care the other 364 days, giving me flowers on Feb 14 isn't going to get him anywhere.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:40 PM (lpTXP)

163 Is TiFW here tonight? I'm watching the Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo this evening. The dadgummed thing lasts almost three weeks.

And no they don't have the stock show on TV. Just the rodeo.
Posted by: LRob
**********
My cousin sent me a video of one of the days...the young woman who sang the Star Spangled Banner was an outstanding talent!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 27, 2026 10:40 PM (IQ6Gq)

164 144 I'm a female and I've always thought Valentines day was stupid.

Same!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 10:40 PM (LNeRu)

165 Haha! Well, I conveniently left out the fact that she does not like The Police at all.
Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

So your girlfriend's name is Roxanne...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 27, 2026 10:41 PM (nbLIj)

166
'63 Plymouth Valiant station wagon, with the slant six leaning tower of power. Survived two feet of water from Hurricane Camille and started right up.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 27, 2026 10:41 PM (2Ez/1)

167 One of our high school Friday night drinking buddies had occasional use of his dad's Checker station wagon. That was a big car. Keg party followed.

Posted by: Don Black at January 27, 2026 10:41 PM (ZxPkt)

168 Bob’s Burgers alway have a good Valentines episode.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 10:42 PM (KDPiq)

169 Kitty has returned to my lap with many purrs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 10:42 PM (ULPxl)

170 COMountainMarie

I'm retired now. No longer have to get up early.

And I did a lot of stuff today. Took some of my late wife's treasures to two different charity sites, the Sony record player and a comforter to Goodwill, and some very stylish and warm sweatshirts and warm gloves to a local commercial thrift shop.

Took a box of books to the public library for next month's sale.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

171 I had assumed Moscow, Idaho. Didn't know there was one in PA too!

Moscow, Idaho is named for Moscow, Pennsylvania. The local postmaster was from PA and named it for the town in his old home state.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 10:42 PM (H6cKs)

172
My husband and are weird. We don't like "Hallmark " holidays, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 10:43 PM (3ek7K)

173 Hallmark Holidays are awful. Phooey!

Posted by: The Lonely Miser at January 27, 2026 10:43 PM (oftw2)

174 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2026 10:43 PM (sAmhv)

175 weird.

Posted by: The Lonely Miser at January 27, 2026 10:43 PM (oftw2)

176 I'd like to tell you it was because of clean living that Zeus favored us but, well, . . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete
********
I guess we need to work on our clean living because we had 12+hours of straight sleet, resulting in 4-6 inch blocks of ice everywhere. Finally have the driveway, walks and stairs cleaned off...I really am not a winter person.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 27, 2026 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

177 139 Supposedly Feb 13 is when every exec with a mistress on the side is supposed to take her out.
It’d probably be pretty tacky to go to the same joint 2 nights in a row.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:35 PM (Sxl5b)

Coldplay is in Hamilton, Ontario that night.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 27, 2026 10:44 PM (2m2UF)

178 We don't do phoney Hallmark stuff either, fourseasons. In sickness and in health. To death do us part. That's what we do.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:45 PM (lpTXP)

179 Just tell me to shut up if you feel this is disrespectful. But I don't see how that changes things at all? Why is "Valentines Day" all about her? You could have "Valentines Day" the night before, or the night after. And you both could enjoy Valentines Day as a bonus.
Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 10:33 PM (Cjcf6)


No disrespect taken. Your opinion is noted.

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:45 PM (QMAsf)

180
Yep Mary.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 10:46 PM (3ek7K)

181 fourseasons

I said our Valentine's Day was the day I proposed to her, Feb, 2nd. Made getting dinner reservations much easier, and was not Hallmark, just personal to the two of us. She went along with that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

182 167 One of our high school Friday night drinking buddies had occasional use of his dad's Checker station wagon. That was a big car. Keg party followed.
Posted by: Don Black

Phyllis Diller owned a '65 Checker Wagon. Still had it when she died about 10 years ago. She had a couple other offbeat cars, too.

Posted by: The Pruitts of Southampton at January 27, 2026 10:46 PM (oftw2)

183 LMAO...."Just drivin in my neighborhood looking for ICE agents...."

I have to know what they hell he's using for a nose ring. It looks like a giant Cheerio.

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 10:46 PM (dIske)

184 The Impala story can very well be true and probably is. My last two car purchases were of a similar nature. I just bought (1/24/26) a 1964 Chevy II Nova, all original with 62k miles. It's 61 years old and looks like it was in a museum. Saturday when I bought it, I drove across Florida 150 miles home and it cruised fine! A couple of upgrades and it's going to be my daughter's daily driver. She has an 'old soul' and wanted a classic car.
I always wanted a Corvette.... well, I found one in South Florida, a 1998 C5 convertible with 8,757 miles. It's almost 30 years old and looks like it just drove out the showroom. They're out there like treasure waiting to be dusted off and driven again.
Ride on Horde, Ride on!

Posted by: AnAmericanStory at January 27, 2026 10:47 PM (QfVsF)

185 Here's the secret to handling Valentines Day.

Have your "Great dinner, romantic evening" on February 13th. You have to go over the top for this, you can't phone it in with Applebees, and you have to provide some actual romance.

On February 14th, help cook at home (if you're single, help cook at her home or yours). Have fun with it and chill out. Then go out to a local "dive" bar around 9 or 10 o'clock and celebrate "Valentines Day" again. The sheer energy from the others who are there will remind her again that she loves you.

She won't go to work on February 15th with any complaints.

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 10:47 PM (Cjcf6)

186 Why not do Valentine’s Day like the Japanese? On February 14, girls give chocolate to the boys.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


For the girls: the boys are then expected to give you a return gift on White Day, March 14th.

Traditionally, 3x the value of what you gave him. At least if you were giving him "romantic chocolate" and not "friendship/obligation chocolate."

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)

187 Isn't there a Steak and Blowjob day? Surely that should be a day of great rejoicing for the Morons.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:50 PM (lpTXP)

188 170 NaCly

Ain't retirement great?! Kinda sad to let go of your love's stuff though. I had to do that some years ago when my husband passed. I never realized how much stuff he accumulated! I'm still giving stuff away🤪!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 10:50 PM (LNeRu)

189
Yackaty Sax - Sanne Mestrom (because she's cute)
Johann Strauss Orchestra, Radio City Music Hall in New York
https://youtu.be/_fR1cSG5SPM

_____________

People always seem to be enjoying themselves at an André Rieu concert. Whereas most classical musicians think that the audience is there only to acknowledge their genius.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2026 10:50 PM (tgvbd)

190 I said our Valentine's Day was the day I proposed to her, Feb, 2nd.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


If she sees your shadow on your anniversary, you stay married six more years?

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

191 187 Isn't there a Steak and Blowjob day? Surely that should be a day of great rejoicing for the Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:50 PM (lpTXP)
___________________________

I'd like to see that coincide with "Talk Like a pirate day"

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)

192 Posted by: LESBIAN PORN VIDEOS

Not sure if spam or Ace's sockpuppet.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)

193 @119 Thanks, Count. I was going to look that up. Man, that was many years ago, early 60's I think. Anyway, I was just a kid.

Posted by: Case at January 27, 2026 10:53 PM (E7+ue)

194 COMountainMarie

I miss the kids, the Mission challenge to keep them safe, and being part of the community. I had a good boss, but his superiors did not like my being right on COVID-19 Wuhan, and being a pragmatic non-leftist. Don't miss them at all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:54 PM (u82oZ)

195 187 Isn't there a Steak and Blowjob day? Surely that should be a day of great rejoicing for the Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:50 PM (lpTXP)
___________________________

I'd like to see that coincide with "Talk Like a pirate day"
Posted by: Orson
************
COW material right there....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 27, 2026 10:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

196 I read leftists are getting rid of Ring cameras because Amazon (its parent company) is “pro-ice”. Lol.

One of the most left wing corporations that celebrates all the tranny insanities donates millions to Democrats is still not left wing enough.

Posted by: Really?? at January 27, 2026 10:55 PM (4uLDQ)

197 COMountainMarie

My wife has so much good stuff. Over 60 boxes of shoes, most unworn. I feel her presence as I give it away. She wore very high quality clothes, and owned treasures. It is quite sad.

Going through her picture albums and scrapbooks is similar, but hits me harder.

I did not expect to have this level of grief.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:57 PM (u82oZ)

198 I said our Valentine's Day was the day I proposed to her, Feb, 2nd.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

How very sweet💕💕! I'm sure you'll always remember.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 10:57 PM (LNeRu)

199 COMountainMarie

Yes. You understand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 10:58 PM (u82oZ)

200 I saw them live at the Cap Center in the early eighties and my date and I fucked like rabbits that night.

Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (jnZe


Each other, or just . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)

201 {Salty}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)

202 196 I read leftists are getting rid of Ring cameras because Amazon (its parent company) is “pro-ice”. Lol.

One of the most left wing corporations that celebrates all the tranny insanities donates millions to Democrats is still not left wing enough.

Posted by: Really?? at January 27, 2026 10:55 PM (4uLDQ)

Saw a post on nextdoor. Libs freaking out that ICE was using Ring cams to surveil potential illegals needing deporting. Wasn't sure if was just a grand troll experiment.

Posted by: Rex B at January 27, 2026 11:00 PM (oEMAv)

203 By the way, the Pro Bowl should STOP handing out "backup" position designations since there is no ACTUAL "Pro Bowl" to be played. Handing the designation to that crappy Ravens QB who backed up Jackson years ago was bad enough, but handing a designation to Shedeur Sanders (I don't actually care how his first name is spelled--its stupid--his dad could have picked an actual name) is just silly.

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 11:01 PM (Cjcf6)

204 You could have "Valentines Day" the night before, or the night after.
--

Always enjoyed Sadie Hawkins day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 27, 2026 11:02 PM (UZwsW)

205 G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

206 Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)

That's wonderful news! Mine will be really bad. I've had to eat a lot of rice because I had to do the BRATs diet with my colitis.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 27, 2026 11:02 PM (2F0/Y)

207 mikeski

I wish. I do feel she was gone too soon. We missed our 20th anniversary by 2 months. Had some big plans.

My solution to the shadow issue was only to move outdoors at night. Problem avoided.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

208
Why is "Valentines Day" all about her?

___________

Mother's Day: Gifts, flowers, breakfast in bed

Father's Day: When are you starting the grill?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2026 11:03 PM (tgvbd)

209 I gotta cut out early tonight...so lovely to visit with you all! Salty! So good to see you again! And....DOOF!

"Time to say goodbye to consciousness.”

Goodnight good Horde...


Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 11:03 PM (LNeRu)

210 Alchemy?
Love > Gold

Posted by: Mark Knopfler at January 27, 2026 11:03 PM (KAi1n)

211 The 409 rocked! I learned to drive in a 58 Chevy with a 409. The car was a former police cruiser, and it still had the bracket for the supercharger, which regrettably had been removed.

Posted by: Insensitive Clod at January 27, 2026 11:03 PM (qr/CE)

212 Salty,
You are such a sweet man. My God, how fortunate was your wife!!!
And those kids you drove every day to school. I pray their parents know what lengths you would have gone to protect them.
How cool is that to have on your resume of life?

Good for you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 11:03 PM (IhIKR)

213 San Franpsycho

How are you and yours doing?

I swear, your Left Coast area needs to clone you to avoid falling into the abyss. They are chasing away the normals, the innovators, the rich, and the pragmatic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 11:05 PM (u82oZ)

214 Spam trolls going nuts. Shit must be going down someplace. Beijing? Tehran? Minneapolis?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:05 PM (lpTXP)

215 That comic at the end is hilarious. "I'm helping!" Hahaha!

And good evening from the frozen tundra of VA.

Posted by: turambar at January 27, 2026 11:05 PM (Q0yOR)

216 Isn't there a Steak and Blowjob day? Surely that should be a day of great rejoicing for the Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

S&BJ day is one month after Valentine's. 3/14. Or so I read years ago on an obscure smart military blog.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not to be confused with May the Forced at January 27, 2026 11:06 PM (OJSFI)

217 Oooohhh, I like best contents! (click)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2026 11:07 PM (n5tGW)

218 @178 I believe 1978 or 79
Came on the tour supporting their first album

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 11:08 PM (IDEQi)

219

Is it the taco troll from last night?

That was annoying.


Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 11:08 PM (3ek7K)

220 >>> 218 Spam trolls going nuts. Shit must be going down someplace. Beijing? Tehran? Minneapolis?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:05 PM (lpTXP)

Londonistan?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 11:08 PM (ULPxl)

221 Jeepers.

Weird stuff going on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 11:09 PM (IhIKR)

222 {{{nurse ratched}}}

Your life-affirming hug is a powerful motivator to rejoin life. You are very special, a modern day heroine, admired for your courage, outstanding achievements, and noble qualities.

Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 11:09 PM (u82oZ)

223 Alchemy?
Love > Gold

Posted by: Mark Knopfler
----

Thank you! I believe that Live Alchemy is the single best representation of peak Dire Straits. I have that concert on DVD and its epic.

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 11:09 PM (Cjcf6)

224 >>> Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 11:08 PM (3ek7K)

Last night was a weak ass loser, probably couldn't get paid even at the one-dollar glory hole.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 11:09 PM (ULPxl)

225 We are doing fine thanks, no big plans.

Girl F. has decided to ditch her consulting career and become an MFT. She is well-suited to be a therapist and I look forward to her help dealing with Mrs. F.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)

226 Howdy, Horde.

Thanks for the music, Doof!

Warming up a bit here. Maybe even get some snow tonight.

Posted by: JQ at January 27, 2026 11:10 PM (rdVOm)

227 172
My husband and are weird. We don't like "Hallmark " holidays, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 10:43 PM (3ek7K)


Are we married to the same guy? Mine, either. He says, "I buy you flowers often because I want to." Then buys me something on Valentine's.

We used to give each other sarcastic Valentine cards.

I'm cooking a lot lately, so that's his. I did not cook as much in December due to NO SNOW weirdness. I have come out of that now and hope for a White Easter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 27, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)

228 The Historical background of Valentine's Day is of somewhat questionable morality. Especially the part about the Roman Festival of Fertility and how men picked mistresses from jars. They rarely give you the low down on what was expected of those women, but it was Lupercalia, and you can guess.

Then the Pope got his hands on the holiday and you could say he attemped to pre-empt the "Pagan" ritual with an honoring of martyrs. That's a solid 180 degree turn.

I won't bore you with the evolution over time to today's rituals. BUT, and this is important. Every single explanation for modern day Valentine's Day describes and EXCHANGE of cards and gifts. It's not described as a day to put women on a pedistal of honor and pampering. Somewhere along the line a lot of women started slacking in their Valentine's Day obligations.

REPARATIONS!!!!! REPARATIONS!!!!

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 11:10 PM (dIske)

229 LOL

... and THAT is why you refer to hashes, not comment numbers!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 11:10 PM (ULPxl)

230 Xanax without a prescrition. Lol. Sure. I'm nuts but I ain't crazy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:10 PM (lpTXP)

231 Are spam trolls signaling a change of government in China?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 11:11 PM (IDEQi)

232 Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 11:11 PM (3ek7K)

233 mikeski
I wish. I do feel she was gone too soon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


* bro hug *

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)

234 Doof!

Awesome ONT.

I’ll be watching you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 11:12 PM (IhIKR)

235 Good evening, good people

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 27, 2026 11:12 PM (LR6o1)

236 Younger readers might not know that the Pro Bowl used to be an actual football game, AFC vs NFC. But players started to second guess the wisdom of playing a meaningless 'all-star game' and risking injury, with the Super Bowl still to be played.

Long story short, it's now devolved to silly flag football.

Posted by: Don Black at January 27, 2026 11:13 PM (ZxPkt)

237 Doof!

Awesome ONT.

I’ll be watching you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 11:12 PM (IhIKR)


Thanks!

Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 11:13 PM (QMAsf)

238
ChristyBlinky,

Still no snow here, waaaahhhhhhh.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 11:13 PM (3ek7K)

239 Thank you! I believe that Live Alchemy is the single best representation of peak Dire Straits. I have that concert on DVD and its epic.
Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 11:09 PM (Cjcf6)

Agree completely! One of the best live albums ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 11:13 PM (Sxl5b)

240 I remember some bus drivers like it was yesterday.

I got a lot of Mahalia Jackson and (young) Aretha Franklin on the bus

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 11:14 PM (RIvkX)

241 In San Diego, at least, there are a lot of restaurants that do special meals on Valentine’s Day. Some of them are very good. They do cost but if your significant other enjoys food they are worth it for a special night. I would recommend Animae and Kingfisher as among the best.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:15 PM (EXyHK)

242 {{{nurse r}}}

Stepping back in to wish you a good night...Hopefully seeing you tomorrow night👋💤💤💤

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 27, 2026 11:15 PM (LNeRu)

243 common leitmotif?"


Two out of three ain't bad?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 27, 2026 11:16 PM (uaYsl)

244 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight. Attacker was arrested. I hope it was pig urine.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 11:17 PM (IDEQi)

245 The David Lee Roth video had an ending that happened four years ago.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 27, 2026 11:17 PM (MaqLY)

246 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.

Odds that she paid someone to do it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)

247 Are spam trolls signaling a change of government in China?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 11:11 PM (IDEQi)

Look I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying we've got our eye on some government buildings in Beijing.

Posted by: Spirit Halloween at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (vSvIl)

248 Isn't there a Steak and Blowjob day? Surely that should be a day of great rejoicing for the Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 10:50 PM (lpTXP)
___________________________

I'd like to see that coincide with "Talk Like a pirate day"
Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 10:52 PM (dIske)

Ar ar ar ar arrr ARRR! Me timbers been shivered. Come cuddle with me gangplank.

Posted by: Be Careful What You Ask For at January 27, 2026 11:20 PM (NZPfR)

249
Stephen,

She is a drama queen


Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 11:20 PM (3ek7K)

250 Are spam trolls signaling a change of government in China?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Look I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying we've got our eye on some government buildings in Beijing.
Posted by: Spirit Halloween


* golf ghost clap *

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)

251 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.

Odds that she paid someone to do it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)

I would not take your bet, sir.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:20 PM (lpTXP)

252 Yakity Sax Benny Hill

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 27, 2026 11:21 PM (4p0Xq)

253 Isn't there a Steak and Blowjob day? Surely that should be a day of great rejoicing for the Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

I'd like to see that coincide with "Talk Like a pirate day"
Posted by: Orson

Ar ar ar ar arrr ARRR! Me timbers been shivered. Come cuddle with me gangplank.
Posted by: Be Careful What You Ask For


+1 Internet for doing that without a "booty plundering" reference.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

254 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.
-----

Only in outlaw territory could an illegal alien host a "town hall" event. She needs to be criminally prosecuted and deported.

By the way, "town hall" implies she has things to say and people in attendance have things to say back. Are we supposed that this illegal Muslim hag has any ability to handle crowds?

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)

255 So MiladyJo & I have been finally watching the last season of Resident Alien, one per night. Today, though, we watched one this afternoon. Which means we're tempted to watch one more tonight. Which leaves us with only the last two episodes, which we will no doubt want to marathon.

I can't decide whether to watch one more tonight or delay gratification to savor the conclusion.

It's been a wacky show. And sustained quality. Such as it was.
👽

Posted by: mindful webworker - All aliens must register... at January 27, 2026 11:22 PM (OJSFI)

256 >>> 251 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.
==
Odds that she paid someone to do it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)

I would not take your bet, sir.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:20 PM (lpTXP)

I hope she didn't write a check.

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at January 27, 2026 11:22 PM (ULPxl)

257 COOMM!
Email tomorrow!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 11:22 PM (IhIKR)

258
She's probably looking for more people to steal from.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 11:23 PM (3ek7K)

259 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 27, 2026 11:24 PM (SRRAx)

260 Foreskinned is forewarned, peeple.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 11:25 PM (JkO4W)

261 S&BJ day is one month after Valentine's. 3/14. Or so I read years ago on an obscure smart military blog.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not to be confused with May the Forced at January 27, 2026 11:06 PM (OJSFI)

**********

Well, 3/14 is Pi(e) day, so, um, yeah I think it could work if she were to cook the steak and...

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 27, 2026 11:26 PM (MaqLY)

262 I don't mind valentines day. Mrs B is very low maintenance. She never asks for anything. I tell her if you need something don't ask, just frigging get it. She knows the finances better than me, if the money is there, just get it. She still asks anyway. So when valentines day comes around she gets goodies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)

263 254 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.

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This is MAGA Country, bitch.

Posted by: Concerned Republicans at January 27, 2026 11:27 PM (JkO4W)

264 Valentines Day is either a very happy day or a miserable day.

My cat is my Valentine. And I’m
Ok with that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 11:28 PM (IhIKR)

265 I think its important to NOT let the people of Minnesota off the hook with all of this nonsense. How in the world did they allow a *retarded* and incestuous *idiot* like Omar to achieve and retain public office? This is on THEM. They put up with this bullshit. She is literally retarded. And they allow her to "represent" them.

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 11:30 PM (Cjcf6)

266 Alexander was a great general. Great generals are forewarned. Forewarned is forearmed. Now, four is an odd number of arms for a general to have. Four is also an even number. And the only number that is both odd and even is infinity. Therefore, Alexander, the great general, had an infinite number of arms.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 11:30 PM (H6cKs)

267 They put up with this bullshit. She is literally retarded. And they allow her to "represent" them.
Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 11:30 PM (Cjcf6)

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To be fair, democracy is for retards too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 11:31 PM (JkO4W)

268 This is on THEM.

You’re probably right. On the other hand, I keep going back to how little I trust election integrity nowadays.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:31 PM (EXyHK)

269 After seeing that top pic I want vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce. Or butterscotch, I'm not fussy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 27, 2026 11:32 PM (1BdZW)

270 To be fair, democracy is for retards too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Government by the least common denominator.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov)

271 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be warm and cozy. Even thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2026 11:33 PM (u82oZ)

272 Lefties were originally posting the flashbang video, but once the comments were overwhelmingly mocking the idiot, now the Left is claiming the video is a fake.

Posted by: Wally at January 27, 2026 11:34 PM (0e5Te)

273 You would think Omar would have better police or bodyguard protection. The photo I saw he was right in front of her after charging down the aisle.
and, Omar handled it gracefully ...
“We will continue this f***ing a**hole is not going to get away with it,” Omar said.

Posted by: old chick at January 27, 2026 11:34 PM (F3Dlr)

274 262 I don't mind valentines day. Mrs B is very low maintenance. She never asks for anything. I tell her if you need something don't ask, just frigging get it. She knows the finances better than me, if the money is there, just get it. She still asks anyway. So when valentines day comes around she gets goodies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)

Go, Mrs B. This is the way

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:35 PM (lpTXP)

275 The fine people of Minnesota have answered the age-old question, "is there anybody who is too stupid, hateful and corrupt to hold public office in a modern democratic republic?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 11:36 PM (JkO4W)

276 Prove me wrong, SRV and double trouble is the only song worth a listen here. That’s the common theme for me. The ONT rocks. Unless it tanks…

Posted by: PartyCrasher at January 27, 2026 11:38 PM (JYn0T)

277 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight. Attacker was arrested. I hope it was pig urine.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

If it's OK for some people to launch launch fireworks and frozen water bottles at ICE for deporting criminal illegal alien Somalis it should be OK for some people to spritz pig piss on Somalis who support the criminals.

All around it's just some people doing somethings.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)

278 And Dave Fucking Mathew's, you and your whole band can go to hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 11:39 PM (JkO4W)

279 I can't help but feel/wonder if that person was paid to toss whatever at Snake In A Towel. The mind ponders, it does.

Posted by: turambar at January 27, 2026 11:39 PM (Q0yOR)

280 And Dave Fucking Mathew's, you and your whole band can go to hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 11:39 PM (JkO4W)

Yes, this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)

281 I said our Valentine's Day was the day I proposed to her, Feb, 2nd.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Does this mean if I see my shadow your relationship will last six extra weeks?

Posted by: Punxatwaney Phil at January 27, 2026 11:41 PM (1BdZW)

282 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.
==
Odds that she paid someone to do it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)

I would not take your bet, sir.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:20 PM (lpTXP)

I hope she didn't write a check.

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at January 27, 2026 11:22 PM (ULPxl)

Quote of the week nominee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 11:41 PM (dK+Kv)

283 And Dave Fucking Mathew's, you and your whole band can go to hell.

Seconded! All in favor?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 27, 2026 11:42 PM (lUFok)

284 Leading porn websites offer secure and premium content for adults.
Discover reliable hubs for a quality experience.

Posted by: BUY VIAGRA at January 27, 2026 11:43 PM (WiouL)

285 >>I can't help but feel/wonder if that person was paid to toss whatever at Snake In A Towel. The mind ponders, it does.
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Me too. Throwing stuff is one of the leftards' favorite tricks, after all.

Posted by: JQ at January 27, 2026 11:43 PM (rdVOm)

286 Of course that bitch hired someone to spray her with whatever. And the sleepy authorities acted awfully quick to protect her. Sure, Jan.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:43 PM (lpTXP)

287 283 Having seen them long ago in C'ville and being barraged with their dreck over the radio, I third this.

Posted by: turambar at January 27, 2026 11:44 PM (Q0yOR)

288 And Dave Fucking Mathew's, you and your whole band can go to hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 11:39 PM (JkO4W)

Yes, this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)


What did they do?

Besides play shitty music?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 11:44 PM (dK+Kv)

289 What did they do?

Besides play shitty music?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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They talk too much?

Posted by: JQ at January 27, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)

290 153 Is TiFW here tonight? I'm watching the Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo this evening. The dadgummed thing lasts almost three weeks.

And no they don't have the stock show on TV. Just the rodeo.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 27, 2026 10:38 PM (47diA)


We always know when bad/freezing weather is coming - never fails that the beginning of the FWSS&R coincides with the sleet, ice, and <32°F temps 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 27, 2026 11:46 PM (SRRAx)

291 What did they do?

Besides play shitty music?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 11:44 PM (dK+Kv)

He banged in her prime Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 11:46 PM (zZu0s)

292 guess what this rando on twitter is talking about

"Because as law enforcement they have to get a judge to give them a warrant to investigate and we know the judges wouldn't give them out... but if you 'hand' the information to a 'citizen journalist' they can go out with a mic and GoPro and break the story for us.

"Much easier to get warrants from judges who can be shamed into silence.
"Not saying this is the only angle, but it is certainly one of them. It's a sophisticated media strategy to also justify walking up the escalatory ladder... drip drip drip the information, get Walz to deny it all, drip out more....

"They don't know what you know"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 11:47 PM (rbvCR)

293 lace wigs at WiouL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 11:47 PM (ULPxl)

294 "And Dave Fucking Matthews you and your whole band can go to hell."

Well, we don't really want them here, but listening to Weir and Garcia dragging out this one song for days is unbelievable torture, even by Hell's standards

Posted by: Residents of Hell at January 27, 2026 11:48 PM (0e5Te)

295 Dave Matthews Band was the Forrest Gump of 90s bands.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:48 PM (lpTXP)

296 295 Dave Matthews Band was the Forrest Gump of 90s bands.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:48 PM (lpTXP)

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Duuuude

Posted by: Billy Squier at January 27, 2026 11:49 PM (JkO4W)

297 Every time I think that Candace Owens can’t possibly say anything more stupid than she’s already said, she doubles down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 11:50 PM (Sxl5b)

298 He banged in her prime Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 11:46 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah, F that guy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 11:50 PM (dK+Kv)

299 295 Dave Matthews Band was the Forrest Gump of 90s bands.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:48 PM (lpTXP)

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All those hot county fair gigs must have baked Dave's tiny brain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 11:51 PM (JkO4W)

300 Silver spot at $116.05 per oz. That means an average condition pre 1965 dime has $8.29 worth of silver in it. Gold Spot at $5253.40 per oz.

This silver price is not a speculative bubble like 1980 or 2011 - this is an actual physical short fall of silver; we have been using more silver than we have mined for each of the past 5 years.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 27, 2026 11:51 PM (Da7Vv)

301 {{{Salty}}} good night and I am so sorry that I missed you, your post struck a chord deep within me. I had to stop getting hubs stuff out of this because it put me in a very bad place mentally. Tonight's talk of Valentine's Day had me reminiscing quite a bit, because for hubs and me, Friday the 13th of February was our very first date. He asked me out for Valentine's Day and I told him that wouldn't work for me because it was my Mom's birthday and my Dad always took us all out to dinner that night. I really, really wanted to go on an official date with my future husband, we had flirted with each other for a while by then. So he took me out for a really nice dinner on the 13th, flowers and all that nice stuff, and ever since then, we used to make a really big deal out of Feb. 13th.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 27, 2026 11:52 PM (0nHVk)

302 What did they do?

Besides play shitty music?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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They talk too much?

Posted by: JQ at January 27, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)

That, and the shitty music.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 11:55 PM (snZF9)

303 Candace Owens tonight (yes what you will want to say has already been said 5,000 times on X

“Back online after internet blackout. I grew up in Connecticut and have truly never seen an ice like this ever. The temperature is 30 degrees but the ice on our trees tops is not melting at all.
Never seen anything like this. Anybody else?”

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 11:55 PM (Sxl5b)

304 {{{Debby}}} -- what a sweet story!

Posted by: JQ at January 27, 2026 11:55 PM (rdVOm)

305 That's beautiful, Debby.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 11:56 PM (zZu0s)

306 Wait. I'm no Superman?

Posted by: Dave Matthews at January 27, 2026 11:56 PM (oEMAv)

307 This silver price is not a speculative bubble like 1980 or 2011 - this is an actual physical short fall of silver; we have been using more silver than we have mined for each of the past 5 years.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President


So, what you are saying is, if I plan on doing any copper brazing/soldering I better get my solder last month or earlier?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 11:56 PM (/lPRQ)

308 This silver price is not a speculative bubble like 1980 or 2011 - this is an actual physical short fall of silver; we have been using more silver than we have mined for each of the past 5 years.

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Just buy, Wilson. Buy

Posted by: Randolph Duke at January 27, 2026 11:56 PM (JkO4W)

309 And the sleepy authorities acted awfully quick to protect her. Sure, Jan.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

They let the guy rush right up to her. That's not a security detail, that's rehearsed drama.
She's trying to play the victim but she's a lousy actress.

Posted by: old chick at January 27, 2026 11:59 PM (F3Dlr)

310 Randolph, shouldn't we wait for the silver crop report?

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at January 27, 2026 11:59 PM (0e5Te)

311 When Mr. TiFW told me about Ilhan Omar getting "attacked", I told him her campaign probably staged it.

I don't put anything past these slimeballs.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 28, 2026 12:02 AM (SRRAx)

312 The Impala wagon story is feasible, but Mecum has a history of letting fakes slip through the cracks.

Posted by: Born Free at January 28, 2026 12:02 AM (raD1m)

313 This silver price is not a speculative bubble like 1980 or 2011 - this is an actual physical short fall of silver; we have been using more silver than we have mined for each of the past 5 years.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 27, 2026 11:51 PM (Da7Vv)


It is worse than that, the only real trading was in futures and options since actual delivery and storage is a hassle. So Silver stayed in whatever vault it was in and the ownership of each ounce was passed back and forth with the understanding that when the contract came up, it could be covered by selling it again.
But now no one trustst there is sufficient silver to cover the current contracts.
So everyone is demanding delivery, and there may be too little Silver in the world to cover everything that was sold, which means the exchanges may default.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 12:04 AM (rbvCR)

314 I don't ever remember an 'Impala' wagon. We were a Chevy family and, with 6 kids, always had a wagon. I'm calling bullshit...

Posted by: ChrisP at January 28, 2026 12:09 AM (5aGVH)

315 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 11:50 PM (Sxl5b)

I'm afraid to ask.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 12:10 AM (Ezs10)

316 But now no one trusts there is sufficient silver to cover the current contracts.
So everyone is demanding delivery, and there may be too little Silver in the world to cover everything that was sold, which means the exchanges may default.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 12:04 AM (rbvCR)

It's a good thing there is still all that gold in Fort Knox. Right? Right?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 28, 2026 12:11 AM (bjLw3)

317 Greetings Everyone - coming in late because my computer was in use updating my GPS map files.

For reals, not trying to be tankdemon jr.

Hope everyone is staying warm and safe in our continuing 'weather'. I think there's some relief in the forecast next week....

Off to read content and see what everyone is up to....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:11 AM (QGaXH)

318 Gee, I have a chassis that would fit Mo's old truck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 12:12 AM (8zz6B)

319 I don't get what the big deal was with the Chevy Silverado in the content - looks like it's just about broken in....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:12 AM (QGaXH)

320 The first car that I ever bought for myself was a Chevy Impala convertible, I loved that car.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 28, 2026 12:14 AM (0nHVk)

321 Dad had a nice '65 yellow Impala, bought used. When I asked to drive it, he seemed overly concerned about wear and tear. He also seemed overly concerned that he needed the car to get to work. I couldn't see the problem. I needed the car.

Did I mention that I was a stupid teenager?
.


Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 12:15 AM (VBYyL)

322 Ah, I see Candace is highly suspicious of ice that doesn't melt in temperatures below freezing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 12:15 AM (Ezs10)

323 Leonid Brezhnev loved big, fast American cars. They had some bugs, though.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:17 AM (rj6Yv)

324 Does anyone know if women can use Rogaine ??

I am tired of wearing these cheap rags from the Salvation Army Store on my head...

Posted by: Ilham Omar at January 28, 2026 12:18 AM (X7dyz)

325 Just for the record, the show High Potential is really, really stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:19 AM (2WIwB)

326 23 In communist Russia, Impala hides YOU!!
Posted by: Doof at January 27, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

I assume by now someone has read further down than the headline to this paragraph:

"The original buyer was a man from Moscow, and he owned an auto repair shop, and a fuel station. And no, he was no living in the USSR’s capital, but in Pennsylvania,..."

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:19 AM (QGaXH)

327 I just checked the forecast here to figure out which day it warms up. And, apparently we're staying below freezing throughout the 10 day forecast...including 3 days going below zero, and 3 days not getting out of single digits.

I guess I should blame the Jews, but I'm going to go out on a limb and put the blame on the Pastafarians and the Flying Spaghetti Monster deity.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 12:20 AM (dIske)

328 Silver spot at $116.05 per oz. That means an average condition pre 1965 dime has $8.29 worth of silver in it. Gold Spot at $5253.40 per oz.

This silver price is not a speculative bubble like 1980 or 2011 - this is an actual physical short fall of silver; we have been using more silver than we have mined for each of the past 5 years.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 27, 2026 11:51 PM (Da7Vv)
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Dang, so close.

Posted by: The Hunt Brothers at January 28, 2026 12:21 AM (rj6Yv)

329 320 The first car that I ever bought for myself was a Chevy Impala convertible, I loved that car.

My first car was a 1977 Chevy Camero Z28. Great car, but my wife hated it ..

Short story.... It was gone in 6 months after we got married.... So much for being 17 again....

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 28, 2026 12:21 AM (X7dyz)

330 266 Alexander was a great general. Great generals are forewarned. Forewarned is forearmed. Now, four is an odd number of arms for a general to have.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 11:30 PM (H6cKs)

/clears throat...

Posted by: Tars Tarkis, Jedak of Thark at January 28, 2026 12:22 AM (mP0Kj)

331 "The original buyer was a man from Moscow, and he owned an auto repair shop, and a fuel station. And no, he was no living in the USSR’s capital, but in Pennsylvania,..."
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:19 AM (QGaXH)


I'll be damned! The pesky Rooskies moved Moscow to Pennsylvania! Tricky bastards!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:22 AM (2WIwB)

332
Debby, you're present!

A few nights ago you asked about my POD, but I always get in to answer you just _after_ you slip away.

I got my POD, thanks for asking. No more whining from me as I get on to other disasters!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 12:23 AM (Px6E0)

333 322 Ah, I see Candace is highly suspicious of ice that doesn't melt in temperatures below freezing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2026 12:15 AM (Ezs10)

It's that Jewish Weather machine!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2026 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)

334 >>Silver spot at $116.05 per oz. That means an average condition pre 1965 dime has $8.29 worth of silver in it. Gold Spot at $5253.40 per oz.
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So three silver dimes will buy a 16 oz prime rib steak.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:24 AM (rj6Yv)

335 Leonid Brezhnev loved big, fast American cars. They had some bugs, though.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:17 AM (rj6Yv)
-

"I hear you." - Bob, NSA

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:24 AM (VxQkd)

336 Phyllis Diller owned a '65 Checker Wagon. Still had it when she died about 10 years ago. She had a couple other offbeat cars, too.
Posted by: The Pruitts of Southampton at January 27, 2026 10:46 PM (oftw2)

She was a big fan of motorsport. Friend of mine met her at the Kent raceway near Seattle. He said she was quite the babe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 12:25 AM (8zz6B)

337 I don't ever remember an 'Impala' wagon. We were a Chevy family and, with 6 kids, always had a wagon. I'm calling bullshit...

Posted by: ChrisP at January 28, 2026 12:09 AM (5aGVH)

They definitely made them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 12:25 AM (snZF9)

338 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.
==
Odds that she paid someone to do it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)

I would not take your bet, sir.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 11:20 PM (lpTXP)

I hope she didn't write a check.

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at January 27, 2026 11:22 PM (ULPxl)

They had to pay cash. The Czech refused her check.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 28, 2026 12:26 AM (S/Y4j)

339 Does anyone know if women can use Rogaine ??

I am tired of wearing these cheap rags from the Salvation Army Store on my head...

Posted by: Ilham Omar at January 28, 2026 12:18 AM (X7dyz)

Maybe stop wearing the white head wrap and you'll stop looking like somebody's finger broke through the toilet paper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)

340 It's that Jewish Weather machine!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2026 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)
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Cloudy with a chance of meatballs kneidelach.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:27 AM (VxQkd)

341 >>Silver spot at $116.05 per oz. That means an average condition pre 1965 dime has $8.29 worth of silver in it. Gold Spot at $5253.40 per oz.
===

So three silver dimes will buy a 16 oz prime rib steak.
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:24 AM (rj6Yv)

***

If you're dining in Seattle, better bring a few more dimes.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:27 AM (2WIwB)

342 If you're dining in Seattle, better bring a few more dimes.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:27 AM (2WIwB)
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Even just to drive there!

https://youtu.be/-RwEpUHynTc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:29 AM (VxQkd)

343 > 338 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.

And this time it wasn't even her brother.

Posted by: North Korea at January 28, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)

344 My folks owned a 1962 Pontiac Safari station wagon. All black, with a cop spotlight mounted on the driver's side. That caught Grandpa's attention, figuring with "hunting" season coming up, that might be "helpful". Dad laughed, Grandpa - not so much

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:31 AM (rj6Yv)

345 Speaking Japanese with a southern accent

https://tinyurl.com/yc78f2av

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 12:31 AM (rbvCR)

346 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight. Attacker was arrested. I hope it was pig urine.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 11:17 PM (IDEQi)
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Sorry. It was only virtual wine.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:32 AM (VxQkd)

347 88 78 There are 9.51 × 10²² atoms in an oz. of gold.
Posted by: pawn at January 27, 2026 10:21 PM (jnZe

That doesn’t sound like the avocado number. Maybe that’s the guacamole constant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 10:25 PM (Sxl5b)

In case nobody posted it, Avocado's (Avogadro's) Number is 6.02 X 10^23 atoms per mole

The molecular (molar) weight of Au is 196.96 gm which converts to about 6.95 oz.

So one ounce of Au is about 1/7 of a mole...

Sometimes you just gotts to do the math.....sorry horde!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:32 AM (QGaXH)

348 Goodnight Horde. Stay warm!

Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 12:32 AM (Q0yOR)

349 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

A special day today. Never Forget!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:32 AM (2WIwB)

350 If you're dining in Seattle, better bring a few more dimes.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:27 AM (2WIwB)
===

In my defense, I didn't say 3 silver dimes would buy a prime rib "dinner".l In Seattle, that would be 3 Franklin half-dollars.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:35 AM (rj6Yv)

351 A special day today. Never Forget!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:32 AM (2WIwB)
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I never forget. Both Mrs. BD's and my family lost enough on all sides.

However, in Israel, we have 2-3 other dates on the Hebrew calendar to never forget. Holocaust Remembrance Day seems to be more US- European oriented.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:36 AM (VxQkd)

352 A special day today. Never Forget!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:32 AM (2WIwB)
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Also, that was yesterday here. And I gotta get out the door!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:37 AM (VxQkd)

353 The top pic. Is that White Sands, NM?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 12:38 AM (8zz6B)

354 In my defense, I didn't say 3 silver dimes would buy a prime rib "dinner".l In Seattle, that would be 3 Franklin half-dollars.
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:35 AM (rj6Yv)


Ahhhh.
So you want something to drink as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:38 AM (2WIwB)

355 However, in Israel, we have 2-3 other dates on the Hebrew calendar to never forget. Holocaust Remembrance Day seems to be more US- European oriented.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:36 AM (VxQkd)

Mamdani getting elected tells me they don't remember shit here in the US.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 12:39 AM (snZF9)

356 A nice glass of red and the tip.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:40 AM (rj6Yv)

357 Mamdani getting elected tells me they don't remember shit here in the US.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 12:39 AM (snZF9)
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Mamdani is a symptom of many things not remembered.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:40 AM (VxQkd)

358 Also, that was yesterday here. And I gotta get out the door!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:37 AM (VxQkd


Point taken. I keep forgetting the time zones.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:41 AM (2WIwB)

359 Good night all.
See ya tomorrow.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 12:42 AM (2WIwB)

360 'night all!

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:43 AM (rj6Yv)

361 I am out for the night too. It has been a long day, but productive. I got my '60 Lark back on the road, with a new brand X brake drum. Which actually fit with zero machine work.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 12:50 AM (8zz6B)

362 Well, 3/14 is Pi(e) day, so, um, yeah I think it could work if she were to cook the steak and...
Posted by: Sasquatch


Pi day, right. I knew it was something else day, but my tired brain got stuck on 5/4.

So ℿ,s&bj day? ehn, something not right about that. Must be time to sleep on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHhWh9FtsQ

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I'm on the dark side of the road at January 28, 2026 12:51 AM (OJSFI)

363 Tried to ram a cop with my
Shit car
I fought the law and the law won.

I went to shoot a cop with my
Shit gun
I fought the law and the law won.

Flashbang blew off my right thumb.
I fought the law and the law won.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 12:52 AM (rbvCR)

364 Spent the last couple of days slowly removing a mini glacier from my parking space. It's good enough that I can get out now. Except, the car won't start. I'll take care of it later. Probably needs jumped. Cable is on the floor in the back seat. Little annoyed as the battery isn't that old. Got installed in July. Guess it was too cold. It's been in the single digits overnight around here. Not tonight though. Low teens now.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 12:53 AM (sAmhv)

365 Mamdani getting elected tells me they don't remember shit here in the US.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 12:39 AM (snZF9)
-

Mamdani is a symptom of many things not remembered.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:40 AM (VxQkd)

Only became a citizen in 2018.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 28, 2026 01:01 AM (KDPiq)

366 Hi, Puddleglum. Sorry you have the car issues.

Batteries are crap, anymore... Put a new one in my (2003) truck in May, usually drive it once every week or two. Let it sit for 3 weeks? Nope. Dead. wth? It wasn't even *cold* yet, in early October. Previous battery was a (N)Everstart cheapest of the cheap and had lasted 5 years.

Took a while to charge with jump, but been driving it at least once a week since and no further problems.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)

367 Oh, another thing Puddleglum-- I tried starting it too soon (not charged enough yet from the jump) and it triggered the 'check engine' light. *shrug* I scanned it, cleared the bogus codes --various sensor malfunctions, probably due to insufficient voltages-- and it hasn't come on again since.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:09 AM (rdVOm)

368 Just in and out tonight.

New nickname for pepper spray: "ICE spice".

Have a good one...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2026 01:13 AM (IG3/x)

369 Interesting spam troll tonight. Anybody brave enough to click that link? Hovered over the link, (.fr). A French link. CBD back over there?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 28, 2026 01:15 AM (sAmhv)

370 Batteries are crap, anymore... Put a new one in my (2003) truck in May, usually drive it once every week or two. Let it sit for 3 weeks? Nope. Dead. wth? It wasn't even *cold* yet, in early October. Previous battery was a (N)Everstart cheapest of the cheap and had lasted 5 years.

Took a while to charge with jump, but been driving it at least once a week since and no further problems.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)

The pattern I noticed with batteries, especially the harley batteries of any brand, is they need to be fully charged before they're put in the vehicle. With the harleys if you don't charge them up to around 13.5 volts they never take a full charge in the bike. I have seen new batteries die in days. Its always the same story. Customer says he bought a new battery and it dies in a week. We asked if it was charged, they say the store told him it was charged. No..no, thats bullshit, and they always say that crap. I charge car batteries before putting them in too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 01:17 AM (snZF9)

371 I don't click spam links. Not that brave, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:17 AM (rdVOm)

372 I charge car batteries before putting them in too.
Posted by: Berserker
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I have never done this. Really never had any problems until *this* battery. Too late now I guess, but *next time* I will pre-charge!

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

373 I have never done this. Really never had any problems until *this* battery. Too late now I guess, but *next time* I will pre-charge!

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

Definitely do that. Do a slower charge, not fast. Get it up over 13 volts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 01:23 AM (snZF9)

374 Current car is still on its factory original battery & it's a 2018. (Hold me Mommy, I'm scared!)

If it can last until summer, oh please oh please... 8 years is the most I've ever gotten out of a car battery!

Old truck had a DieHard Silver for 12 years, but then it didn't have a sh!tload of electronic crap drawing on it 24/7.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

375 Used to be a great road house there back in the 70's. Ratskellers. And the drinking age was 19.
Good times...good times...
Posted by: Diogenes
----
And Wallace was just down the road.
I had a boss who.was a Waazoo alum, late 50's, and he had tales...

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 01:28 AM (hKN+e)

376 Batteries that are low on charge get wrecked in the cold. It kills them dead. Its like they freeze and never come back.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 01:30 AM (snZF9)

377 I’m always suspicious of these barn finds also the people who claim they somehow got a rare car or bike for 200 bucks or some other ridiculous price.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 01:32 AM (XV/Pl)

378 It's the Sahara, AOP.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 28, 2026 01:32 AM (/HDaX)

379 8 years for a car battery is pretty damn good.

Car battery prices are ridiculous now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 01:35 AM (XV/Pl)

380 Everything is ridiculously priced now!

Thanks FJB.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:36 AM (rdVOm)

381
Looks like the guy who sprayed Ilhan only got her shirt. He's had a couple of DUIs, divorced, on disability (SSDI maybe?) looks a real mess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 01:37 AM (Px6E0)

382 $40 is the new $25

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:37 AM (rdVOm)

383 Looks like the guy who sprayed Ilhan only got her shirt. He's had a couple of DUIs, divorced, on disability (SSDI maybe?) looks a real mess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--------

Uh huh. Bet his bank account gets a sharp increase soon.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:39 AM (rdVOm)

384
Uh huh. Bet his bank account gets a sharp increase soon.
Posted by: JQ

============

Oddly, this is one Minnesota arrest that seems to be sticking! No habeas corpus, no army of protestors rushing to get him released, no GoFundMe for the guy who supposedly attacked Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2026 01:43 AM (Px6E0)

385 In the good old days we killed commies instead of electing them. Just sayin'

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 28, 2026 01:44 AM (NudWK)

386 Oddly, this is one Minnesota arrest that seems to be sticking! No habeas corpus, no army of protestors rushing to get him released, no GoFundMe for the guy who supposedly attacked Ilhan Omar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Of course not. They have to pretend he's MAGA. Wait & see... I agree with others here, who believe he's on her payroll and it was all an act.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)

387 Whenever Ice Men invade the Capital to testify I feel like its Jan 6 all over again! All these men want to date me!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at January 28, 2026 01:46 AM (j/wwM)

388 No, AOC, they don't want to date you.

They probably only want you to show them your t*ts.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

389 No, AOC, they don't want to date you.

They probably only want you to show them your t*ts.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

I don't even want to see them. I've seen enough for 10 lifetimes, and never on a communist bitch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 01:59 AM (snZF9)

390 Batteries: After driving, before I kill the engine I turn all electrical things, even the radio off, gather my stuff and the last thing is kill the engine.
Start the engine then organize whatever or just give it a bit before turning any appliance on. It seems to help.

I have heard and read that about charging before installing. Wish that thought was present when installing a new battery this summer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 02:01 AM (UZwsW)

391 So, rainmandodo thinks it's ok if we sh00t some asshoe what throws a "milkshake" at us.

Alrighty then! GTG

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

392 Wish that thought was present when installing a new battery this summer.
Posted by: Braenyard
-------

You & me both.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

393 One of our high school Friday night drinking buddies had occasional use of his dad's Checker station wagon. That was a big car. Keg party followed.
Posted by: Don Black
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One of my high school buddies had a 4 door 48 Dodge sedan. Suicide doors, and that back seat was drive-in heaven. When you sat on the seat.with your back was against the cushion, your knees were just past the edge and they were level with your ass. Plus there was about 2 feet of space to the back of the front seat.
Heavier than hell, flat head six and three on the tree. Not a hot rod, but it had it's position in the ecolgy.
They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 02:13 AM (hKN+e)

394 ...handing a designation to Shedeur Sanders (I don't actually care how his first name is spelled--its stupid--his dad could have picked an actual name) is just silly.
Posted by: Crusader
-----
You could spell it like my basic training company's first shirt favorite appellation for his charges -
S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D

Posted by: buddhaha at January 28, 2026 02:19 AM (hKN+e)

395 I remember working with an expert/engineer on a case who said " we could make lead into gold, it just isn't economical to do it" and I think it is probably true.

Posted by: bskb at January 28, 2026 02:22 AM (jTrj0)

396 O'Keefe and his crew go inside the mob in MN.
It's not a Hollywood drama, it's not contrived sensationalism but it is very real. It's more real in retrospect.

17:50 to close at 24:00 is a good synopsis.

https://xcancel.com/OKeefeMedia

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 02:23 AM (UZwsW)

397 Pushing 400

I'm helllpinnng.

Posted by: Slipshod Slingshot at January 28, 2026 02:29 AM (f1H1m)

398 Don't know if I can stay awake until 400, at this rate LOL

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

399 Ok, I'll lay it up for "m" to swoop in at the 400th

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

400 400?

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

401 Hard to get there when the blogmasters keep deleting spam

Posted by: Slipshod Slingshot at January 28, 2026 02:32 AM (f1H1m)

402 Good night, Horde.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

403 Check the photos.

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If separately. O

Posted by: Slipshod Slingshot at January 28, 2026 02:34 AM (f1H1m)

405 1 & 1/2 to go

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406 We are just cold here in Bama. They say we are going to get another polar cold front Saturday. Sounds like it will be as bad as this last one. Not looking forward to it.

Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 02:44 AM (E7+ue)

407 It is worse than that, the only real trading was in futures and options since actual delivery and storage is a hassle. So Silver stayed in whatever vault it was in and the ownership of each ounce was passed back and forth with the understanding that when the contract came up, it could be covered by selling it again.
But now no one trustst there is sufficient silver to cover the current contracts.
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Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 12:04 AM (rbvCR)


I cannot take that seriously. I have never heard of the sort.

Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 02:54 AM (Sy6m/)

408 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.

Odds that she paid someone to do it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)
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Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink!

https://tinyurl.com/3jbpnbbp

Verdict: suspicious but inconclusive.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:56 AM (VxQkd)

409 Ilhan Omar was sprayed with a liquid substance at a town hall tonight.

Odds that she paid someone to do it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)
-

Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink!

https://tinyurl.com/3jbpnbbp

Verdict: suspicious but inconclusive.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:56 AM (VxQkd)

Nobody from our side would be stupid enough to risk jail for a squirt of water.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 03:16 AM (snZF9)

410 Nobody from our side would be stupid enough to risk jail for a squirt of water.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 03:16 AM (snZF9)
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There are stupid people everywhere. Unfortunately the left doesn't have a monopoly.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 03:30 AM (VxQkd)

411 Verdict: suspicious but inconclusive.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 02:56 AM (VxQkd)

Nobody from our side would be stupid enough to risk jail for a squirt of water.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
---

Close enough. They have overstayed their welcome. If they were born here they've still overstayed their welcome.

It's time for their white enablers to go with them.
Let them take their money n take their bags; put them all on planes and get them out of here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 03:31 AM (UZwsW)

412 Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 27, 2026 11:32 PM (1BdZW)

That's what I thought the picture looked like as well.

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eltzcastle.jpg
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This better not be AI.

Wombats are awesome.

Golden retrievers being goofy.

Baby elephant is a... dick.

Bear cubs orphaned by a fire, and separated since the fire, are finally reunited.

Cats ignore you until it's time to play and no you don't get a vote.

Swan mother is very proud of her first egg.

Dog enjoys a light beating.

I cast Charm Person.

Sassy!

Another squirrel-dog friendship.

San Francisco in the 1920s. Skip ahead about 30 seconds to see the cars.

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1 Yay!

Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 07:30 PM (Fs0KI)

2 1

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 07:32 PM (Q+gd/)

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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 27, 2026 07:32 PM (cxFcK)

5 Burp.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 27, 2026 07:32 PM (/HDaX)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

7 ROFL... seems the pictures we've been seeing of Armed Blacks in Minersoder are the 'New Black Panthers'... and the Original Black Panthers just told them to stop using the name because they don't agree with supporting Illegals.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 27, 2026 07:37 PM (mP0Kj)

8 We still go to the Balboa Theater

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

9 I did notify the previous thread but I guess "cafe is open" was too subtle without the keyword "nood." I'll try again.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 07:37 PM (Fs0KI)

10 I cast Charm Person.
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My cat Hexie cast "Dominate Human" a little over 3 years ago and the spell still hasn't worn off.

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11 ROFL... seems the pictures we've been seeing of Armed Blacks in Minersoder are the 'New Black Panthers'... and the Original Black Panthers just told them to stop using the name because they don't agree with supporting Illegals.

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Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 07:39 PM (dK+Kv)

12 And another river otter.

Evil nasty and aggressive. Why do you hate me, ace?

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13 The streets in Westwood Park have the oval design because it was built over a racetrack.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)

14 Happy Tuesday, all!

Posted by: Caf at January 27, 2026 07:40 PM (qS/Xm)

15 Willowed: As I noted in Walls of Men, the problem for China is how you control the army while concentrating it for a major conflict. To invade Taiwan you must appoint a single operational commander, but once you do so, how do you stop him from marching on the capital?

Xi knows what happened in 1911, how Yuan Shi-kai was plucked from retirement by the Empress to put down a mutiny of his subordinates and to do so, he demanded full command authority. He got it, and deposed the monarchy, declaring himself president. He died in 1916, inaugurating the warlord era. Everyone in China knows this.

Communists cannot give a promise worth anything. It's all self-interest. When the Party is powerful, the Army is loyal, but the Party is stumbling, and the Army is worried at how many of its officers are getting purged. Xi appointed all the guys he's removing. He's burning his own cronies. That can't go on for long.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

16 The bulldog having a food tantrum is funny.

Posted by: Tuna at January 27, 2026 07:40 PM (lJ0H4)

17 thanks, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 07:40 PM (Cjt/F)

18 Patching the roof on that castle or painting the window trim must be a death defying job.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 07:42 PM (wVcYX)

19 >>>This better not be AI.

Thanks for this. Little2 has to play a puppet in the next musical. This will be helpful.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 07:42 PM (dK+Kv)

20 I'm hoping th Secret Service puts this one in cuffs--Via GP:

Elliot Forhan, Democrat Candidate for Ohio Attorney General, went on his TikTok account to call for the execution of President Trump.

“I want to tell you what I mean when I saw that I am going to kill Donald Trump,” Forhan said.

“I mean, I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence presented at a trial, conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process, resulting in a sentence duly executed of capital punishment,” he said.

“That is what I mean when I saw that I’m going to kill Donald Trump,” Forhan added.

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21 So gold is what 5150 an ounce? Sure. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 27, 2026 07:43 PM (YlWIZ)

22 eh, I'll settle for "shot while trying to escape custody"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 07:44 PM (Cjt/F)

23 Xi has a remarkable track record of acting just in time to maintain and expand his position. There have been a couple of coup attempts (or at least, real and meaningful coup plots) against him and he keeps winning. He has enough power and allies to get wind of them, and he moves fast to shut them down.

This *looks* like a big move, but it's hard to tell with Red China.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:38 PM (MABZ1)
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Yes, but he's wiping out his own allies. Those are his puppets he's arresting now. The economy is a mess, and with Venezuelan oil now going to the US, new supply shocks are going to hit.

The promise of the CCP was that they would make you rich and prosperous in exchange for total control. That bargain is breaking down. China lost face in a major way with the fall of Maduro. Japan is now openly rearming and also giving boats to the Philippines to buff up their Coast Guard. The US is back as well. Has the dynasty lost the Mandate of Heaven?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

24 >>>This better not be AI.

I know that whenever ace says this, a massive shot of AI is coming our way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 27, 2026 07:45 PM (syz1S)

25 The concluding shots show people emerging from the Forest Hill subway station and boarding a bus. The following shot shows the view across from the station, Laguna Honda Hospital. This is the largest county-owned long-term care community in the U.S.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

26 This has been an awful year in China. Massive flooding that was made worse by all the dams they are building. Factory fires are endemic, buildings and bridges are falling down after only a few years, and they have had some freaky weather/natural events, like frog plagues and freak snowstorms. The countryfolk say the gods are unhappy. The urban folks are getting laid off by the factory, which then burns down.

Do people know that every week they have a major vehicular homicide incident? Every week. Bollards are going up everywhere to try to stop it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:47 PM (ZOv7s)

27 Twin Peaks went Tango Uniform today. Filed for chap 11. I've never been. I've only been to a hooters once about 25 years ago. Can't say the food was great.

There are actually still a lot of breastaurants left but they're the pub style, often irish/scott themed locally owned places. You don't know what's on display until you go in. It's funny because my wife has a thing for pub food. So she'll get hankerin for fish and chips or something and will head in to a new place as a family and HONK! HONK! everywhere. The foods generally 100% better too.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 27, 2026 07:47 PM (3uBP9)

28 "This better not be AI."

I think I'm going to define the advance of AI by the number of times per month that Ace is skeptical.

Working backwards we're currently at 5 Aces and should hit 4.6 Aces by June

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 07:47 PM (ciYHQ)

29 And another river otter.

Evil nasty and aggressive. Why do you hate me, ace?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 07:39 PM (74g9r)


Ooooooo......
Ace better be careful the next time he gets a physical.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 27, 2026 07:48 PM (2WIwB)

30 I saw Burg Eltz in Germany. Very imposing in person. It was closed the day we drove by.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:49 PM (ZOv7s)

31 I really love the color shifting paint they used on those cars in the 1920s video.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 07:49 PM (YGcde)

32 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!


Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 07:50 PM (k0MVD)

33 Eltz Castle - Real castle or Disneyland for for Europe's elite?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 07:50 PM (/lPRQ)

34 And another river otter.

Evil nasty and aggressive. Why do you hate me, ace?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 07:39 PM


How do you know it doesn't identify as a sea otter?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

35 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!


Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 07:50 PM (k0MVD)
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Done and done!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 07:51 PM (ESVrU)

36 Patching the roof on that castle or painting the window trim must be a death defying job.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 07:42 PM (wVcYX)
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Scaffolding. Probably only need to do it once a generation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:51 PM (ZOv7s)

37 Willowed from previous thread,
119 That's going to be a new rich haole development.
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)

half goes to the obamas, half to oprah
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 07:27 PM
In that case we have our location for the next Jurassic Park.

Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2026 07:52 PM (LHPAg)

38 Yes, but he's wiping out his own allies. Those are his puppets he's arresting now. The economy is a mess, and with Venezuelan oil now going to the US, new supply shocks are going to hit.

The promise of the CCP was that they would make you rich and prosperous in exchange for total control. That bargain is breaking down. China lost face in a major way with the fall of Maduro. Japan is now openly rearming and also giving boats to the Philippines to buff up their Coast Guard. The US is back as well. Has the dynasty lost the Mandate of Heaven?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)
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No doubt there are YUGE structural issues in Red China, many things are declining, and a major shakeup is due.

Xi might have decided that he may as well be the one to shake it up. Going after his allies and puppets? Is he? Or is it that they *were* his puppets, but perhaps were no longer? I don't know. Xi might is crafty and cunning and is a survivor. I'm not counting him out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:53 PM (MABZ1)

39 37, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 07:53 PM (Cjt/F)

40 Eltz Castle - Real castle or Disneyland for for Europe's elite?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 07:50 PM (/lPRQ)
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There are a bunch of castles in the Rhineland that have been updated to be residences. All of them were destroyed by Louis XIV and the locals are still pissed about it. In the 19th Century, the hot thing to do was buy the ruin and make it into a Romantic fantasy castle. They were real fortresses at one time, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:54 PM (ZOv7s)

41 Scaffolding. Probably only need to do it once a generation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:51 PM (ZOv7s)
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The scaffolding alone is probably an impressive feat of engineering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:54 PM (MABZ1)

42 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Oh yeah

Posted by: Al Gore's second chakra at January 27, 2026 07:54 PM (gKWVE)

43 I cast Charm Person.

Yog's caption says "Bro just casted ... "

Yog, that's a female, not male, cat.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 27, 2026 07:54 PM (0sNs1)

44 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 07:50 PM (k0MVD)
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Oh, right!

So, who is coming over?

Bueller?

Bueller?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:55 PM (MABZ1)

45 Happy cafe! I am stuffed from dinner. How is everyone?

Posted by: Piper at January 27, 2026 07:55 PM (Dd38x)

46 “That is what I mean when I saw that I’m going to kill Donald Trump,” Forhan added

I really hate this, it should incur the penalties for being both violent and a pussy (is he trans?). If you're going to run your mouth don't weasel into some lame attempt at plausible deniability.

Kill is not one of those words casually tossed around. "I'm going to destroy Forhan" is the usual hyperbole, but if you say "I'm going to kill Forhan" the table goes quiet with the more savy patrons glancing for the exits

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (ciYHQ)

47 I'm hoping th Secret Service puts this one in cuffs--Via GP:

Elliot Forhan, Democrat Candidate for Ohio Attorney General, went on his TikTok account to call for the execution of President Trump.

“I want to tell you what I mean when I saw that I am going to kill Donald Trump,” Forhan said.

“I mean, I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt based on evidence presented at a trial, conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process, resulting in a sentence duly executed of capital punishment,” he said.

“That is what I mean when I saw that I’m going to kill Donald Trump,” Forhan added.

Posted by: Crusader at January 27, 2026 07:42 PM (Cjcf6)

Exhibit A for why the dems can never ever hold serious power in this country again, like ever. If they ever do its game over. We go to war, or we get hunted.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (snZF9)

48 This better not be AI.
___________________________

Ummmm....Ok. I can see how you would be devastated if someone spent time manipulating digipix to present us with some foreign chick squirming around like she needs a restroom. That would be...disturbing.

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (dIske)

49 How much do I get if I don't write, "The walls are closing in on Xi?" Twenty five cents? What am I bid?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (YlWIZ)

50 Ancient wisdom imparts "When someone says they're going to kill you, believe them."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

51 How much do I get if I don't write, "The walls are closing in on Xi?" Twenty five cents? What am I bid?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (YlWIZ)
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Uhhhh, you just wrote it.

No bid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:57 PM (MABZ1)

52 Xi might have decided that he may as well be the one to shake it up. Going after his allies and puppets? Is he? Or is it that they *were* his puppets, but perhaps were no longer? I don't know. Xi might is crafty and cunning and is a survivor. I'm not counting him out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:53 PM (MABZ1)
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I'm not, either, but the issue he has is that there's nothing he can do within the constraints of the CCP. He's making noises that they need more state intervention in the economy. Yeah, that always works.

Also, constantly decapitating the military means it can't perform. What will happen if he does go after Taiwan and fails? Or - more likely - China is too short on oil to try it. What if the people riot and demand his ouster and the Army - seething with resentment - stands down?

That happened in 1989. Units refused orders to roll over the students. That's why they have National Armed Police now, but what if those units balk? Very dicey situation, and rounding up your most respected commanders - men who you grew up with by the way - is a desperate move.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:58 PM (ZOv7s)

53 I did a painting of Eltz castle.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 07:59 PM (KDPiq)

54 Bers, they were gonna do that anyhow. It’s been obvious for decades. Trump just ripped off their masks a little early, and I’m damn glad he did, before they cemented their control further than they have.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 27, 2026 07:59 PM (tXwiM)

55 I'm not, either, but the issue he has is that there's nothing he can do within the constraints of the CCP. He's making noises that they need more state intervention in the economy. Yeah, that always works.

Also, constantly decapitating the military means it can't perform. What will happen if he does go after Taiwan and fails? Or - more likely - China is too short on oil to try it. What if the people riot and demand his ouster and the Army - seething with resentment - stands down?

That happened in 1989. Units refused orders to roll over the students. That's why they have National Armed Police now, but what if those units balk? Very dicey situation, and rounding up your most respected commanders - men who you grew up with by the way - is a desperate move.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:58 PM (ZOv7s)
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It is, but as you've said, China has some serious problems. Xi also just got fucked in Central America. That is minor in the grand scheme of things, but things also add up.

Possibly desperation. Definitely a major power move, for whatever reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:59 PM (MABZ1)

56 Kill is not one of those words casually tossed around. "I'm going to destroy Forhan" is the usual hyperbole, but if you say "I'm going to kill Forhan" the table goes quiet with the more savy patrons glancing for the exits
Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (ciYHQ)
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He thinks he's being smart by saying he'll be so Stunning and Brave that he will prosecute and execute the sitting president in a state that - does Ohio even have the death penalty? I never hear about it being used.

How does a state official try the president, anyway?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

57 How much do I get if I don't write, "The walls are closing in on Xi?" Twenty five cents? What am I bid?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM


My understanding is you get paid more than that for mentioning Prometheus.

However, the big money is, apparently, in being a dupe, lackey, and/or shill for Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1)

58 Exhibit A for why the dems can never ever hold serious power in this country again, like ever. If they ever do its game over. We go to war, or we get hunted.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (snZF9)
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They always telegraph and project.

History teaches this. There are no mysteries here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 08:02 PM (RIvkX)

59 Things are not going good for Winnie the Xi.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2026 08:02 PM (Cifda)

60 Is there an Or Eltz Castle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

61 Thanks for the cafe, Ace. I love those old black and white (now colorized) movies.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 27, 2026 08:02 PM (nz1sK)

62 I am extremely smart, and also hate Donald Trump. Vote for me in this heavily Republican state so that I can arrest him for something and also try him in Ohio and then have a jury sentence him to death for whatever it is we have the death penalty for in Ohio.

I vow that he will die, and that is not a threat, because I am so very very smart in the law and stuff that once I put my mind to it, his conviction is assured. Yes, I am aware that others tried to do that, but they are not as smart and determined as I am. I have a Harry Potter tattoo on each butt cheek and that gives me twice the power Harry had!

Posted by: Democrat Candidate for Law Guy at January 27, 2026 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)

63 >>Exhibit A for why the dems can never ever hold serious power in this country again, like ever. If they ever do its game over. We go to war, or we get hunted.

I hope enough people are waking up to the fact that this is not going to stop until we stop them. This is a communist insurgency and the old rules of American politics don't mean anything anymore. It's not about Trump, it's about us. They will never accept people like us in charge.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m)

64 I IS HERE. WHERE ARE MY CUDDLES? I WUZ PROMISED CUDDLES.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (vgIIr)

65 60 Is there an Or Eltz Castle?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

Is that the one in Moronica?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (wVcYX)

66 Its amazing that even in the 20's the Ford model T's look like beat up rusty pieces of shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (snZF9)

67 Christopher Robin, "Winnie the Xi that is not a honey jar."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

68 ... Yes, I am aware that others tried to do that, but they are not as smart and determined as I am. I have a Harry Potter tattoo on each butt cheek and that gives me twice the power Harry had!
Posted by: Democrat Candidate for Law Guy at January 27, 2026 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (MABZ1)

69 >>>This better not be AI.

Might be real.

That tahitian hip shaking dance is similar.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (/lPRQ)

70 I remember when the olympics were held in Red China in 2022. My how the media gushed and gloated and needed a few hankies to clean up all the splooge they shot across the TV screen on how advanced and modern the red chinamen were.

All lies of course. Red China is a backwards, filthy, dirty country full of savages.

Posted by: The Truth at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM (R/m4+)

71 Is that the one in Moronica?

Can you hum a few bars?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM (2GVsD)

72 Burg Eltz! Recognized the castle right away; six years back I painted it in the background of a scene for an SCA friend who had a German persona, so it needed a nice medieval German castle. He was delighted when I told him that it was an actual, existing castle which he could go visit if he liked!

https://history.westkingdom.org/scribal/
scribal_project.php?project_id=528

(Had to break the line with a space in there)

Posted by: tankascribe at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM (NtoJk)

73 I IS HERE. WHERE ARE MY CUDDLES? I WUZ PROMISED CUDDLES.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (vgIIr)
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I dunno about cuddles, but Nurse is handing out tummy rubs!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM (MABZ1)

74 >>> 56 Kill is not one of those words casually tossed around. "I'm going to destroy Forhan" is the usual hyperbole, but if you say "I'm going to kill Forhan" the table goes quiet with the more savy patrons glancing for the exits
Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 07:56 PM (ciYHQ)
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He thinks he's being smart by saying he'll be so Stunning and Brave that he will prosecute and execute the sitting president in a state that - does Ohio even have the death penalty? I never hear about it being used.

How does a state official try the president, anyway?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

I can help! I'm smart!!!

Posted by: Tish James at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM (ULPxl)

75 Possibly desperation. Definitely a major power move, for whatever reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 07:59 PM (MABZ1)
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It's a move, but it speaks of weakness. You don't mobilize troops if you think you have the upper hand. The guy just disappears.

Turning the entire PLA into a Praetorian Guard is going to eat into its combat effectiveness (such as it is). Saddam's goons were optimized for internal security and we blew through them in record time. If I'm Taiwan, I'm encouraged.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

76 Yeah about that

For being people so opposed to the death penalty they sure have hard-ons to give Trump the death penalty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (2GVsD)

77 I dunno about cuddles, but Nurse is handing out tummy rubs!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM


But only to furry bellies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

78 I hope enough people are waking up to the fact that this is not going to stop until we stop them. This is a communist insurgency and the old rules of American politics don't mean anything anymore. It's not about Trump, it's about us. They will never accept people like us in charge.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m)

They don't even accept anything American. They got triggered by the phrase Make American Great Again the second it rolled off the printing press. That was a tell right there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (snZF9)

79 I can't recall any Republican running for office saying "I'm going to kill Joe Biden". Of course he's brain dead anyway, but still,...........

Posted by: Case at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (E7+ue)

80 1. Make a batch of vanilla pudding
2. Put pudding in an empty, clean mayonnaise container
3. Walk through a public place, eating pudding out of the container

Posted by: How to get personal space in a crowded place at January 27, 2026 08:08 PM (MABZ1)

81 Or the People's Liberation Army thinks, " we can knock you out."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

82 >>> 77 I dunno about cuddles, but Nurse is handing out tummy rubs!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM

But only to furry bellies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

What about at the TX MoMee?

Posted by: Tish James at January 27, 2026 08:08 PM (ULPxl)

83 Off timwalz sock!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:08 PM (ULPxl)

84 Turning the entire PLA into a Praetorian Guard is going to eat into its combat effectiveness (such as it is). Saddam's goons were optimized for internal security and we blew through them in record time. If I'm Taiwan, I'm encouraged.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
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I am fine with reduced Red Chinese combat effectiveness. I'm also not usually that lucky.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:09 PM (MABZ1)

85
Possibly desperation. Definitely a major power move, for whatever reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

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My only thought is that I wonder if there is a faction that wanted immediate action to take action before Trump rebuilt the USA and made it much more impervious to their style of warfare (cutting essential goods for our supply chain, creating disturbance around the world that overwhelm,....) and a faction that wanted to wait and keep building strength.

Don't know which side is which though -- I always thought the military was way more militant than Xi, but not sure.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:09 PM (YGcde)

86 The PLA and their zaibatus can be bribed.

Trump, "Get rid of Xi and tariffs go down."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)

87 Xi has lost the Mandate of Heaven.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 08:11 PM (RIvkX)

88 I wonder if there's any connection at all between the foofraw in MN and the CCP shenanigans.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:11 PM (ULPxl)

89 Xi has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 08:11 PM (RIvkX)
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He's still emperor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (MABZ1)

90 I dunno about cuddles, but Nurse is handing out tummy rubs!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:05 PM

But only to furry bellies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

What about at the TX MoMee?
Posted by: Tish James at January 27, 2026 08:08 PM


What happens at the TXMoMe stays at the TXMoMe.

And the First Rule of The Horse Trailer is not to talk about The Horse Trailer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

91 "But only to furry bellies."

I'm in luck, then!

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (ZdhjE)

92 I missed the last thread, and I fail to see the point of it. From an electoral standpoint, the GOP will not make any significant gains in CA - particularly in Los Angeles, where this stunt might have some minimal impact. If Newsome runs for President, all of this will be spun as #DreamyResistance against the orangeman and Karen will flick her bean to Patrick Bateman anyway.

But it's even dumber than that. Why in the HELL should Donald Freakin' Trump be trying to help California scum in any manner - particularly the redolent scum of Pacific Palisades.

Why should he waste any time or political capital assisting millionaire Marxists who despise his voters, and who are hated by them in return?

What does he think will happen? That these rich botox pigs might open their wallets for the GOP? Fat chance.

Just let them suffer with the consequences of their poor decisions. I see no upside to helping them. I'd prefer he drove around CA starting more fires.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (BI5O2)

93 Tampon Timmy only honeymooned in the PRC... really. /sarc?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (2GVsD)

94 Posted by: How to get personal space in a crowded place


Well, that or tell those nearby that you are an insurance salesman.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (cYBz/)

95 I wonder if there's any connection at all between the foofraw in MN and the CCP shenanigans.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:11 PM (ULPxl)
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My guess is "no."

The CCP probably has a hand in the Minnesota Insurgency somewhere - money, political capital, technology, something - but I doubt it's a major campaign or issue. This reeks of internal issues.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:13 PM (MABZ1)

96 WHEREAS the Left is deliberately baiting ICE in bad faith to provoke them into causing an incident that will pause the enforcement of immigration law

WHERAS the Left has edited their perception of reality to the point they can believe a video portrays the opposite of what it proves

WHERAS the Right lacks the will to counter an actual insurrection

WHEREAS Dorothy Parker told Mrs Johnson's 11th grade class that I was... small

BE IT RESOLVED that all Conflict Resolution Matrixes be upgraded with Option K: "Can I just shoot them"

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 08:13 PM (ciYHQ)

97 66 Its amazing that even in the 20's the Ford model T's look like beat up rusty pieces of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-
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One of my movie peeves is that when you watch a modern movie that takes place in the 70s or earlier, the cars all look pristine -- like show pieces. Clean and shiny with no dents or rust.

But if you watch any real footage from that era, the cars are a mess.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (YGcde)

98 "He thinks he's being smart by saying he'll be so Stunning and Brave that he will prosecute and execute the sitting president in a state that - does Ohio even have the death penalty?"

He's deranged and therefore welcomed with open arms by the demorat party.

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

99 >>> 93 Tampon Timmy only honeymooned in the PRC... really. /sarc?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (2GVsD)

Tiananmen Timmy and his commie bint wife were married on the anniversary of a very special date.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (ULPxl)

100 The Minneapolis terrorists are wanting a Bloody Sunday.

But so far only their bad actors are getting popped.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)

101 He's still emperor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:12 PM (MABZ1)
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Yea. A testimony to brutal repression.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (RIvkX)

102 One of the ways to determine if the hijinx in China are seroius or theater is to keep your eye on North Korea. If they start upping the shit talking and playing with their missiles again, it means Xi has more pressing matters than keeping NK on a leash.

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (dIske)

103 That can't be San Francisco...there's no queers parading around swinging their dicks in kids' faces, there's no zombie-like druggies passed out on the corner, there's no homeless alcoholics pissing in the gutter, there's no psychotic violent criminals roaming about, there's no AWFLs waiving their pro-commie signs around...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 27, 2026 08:16 PM (XMwZJ)

104 Don't know which side is which though -- I always thought the military was way more militant than Xi, but not sure.
Posted by: bob


It was the received wisdom but who knows now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2026 08:16 PM (mlg/3)

105 “For being people so opposed to the death penalty …”

No, that’s not true either.

Example - They are for “free speech” when they are not in power. Once they gain control, free speech went away. Sometimes you’ll hear people say “they hate guns”. No, the love guns. They just don’t want the rabble to be able to defend against their depredations.

It’s something to watch for, when they can start using the state to execute their enemies, they will.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 27, 2026 08:16 PM (tXwiM)

106 Common Tater

If it wasn't for hypocrisy, they would have no political ethos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

107 But if you watch any real footage from that era, the cars are a mess.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (YGcde)
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Some things were not, in fact, better in the good ole days. Cars really did get better. I think they peaked in the late 90s or early aughts. Good tolerances, good manufacturing, good engineering. Plenty of efficiency, generally very good reliability, decent comfort and a nice spread of features - all without too much high-tech bullshit that makes them impossible to work on or everything being crammed into tiny spaces for CAFE standards - and fewer gee-gaws to break because there was still a desire for something that wasn't a smartphone on wheels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:17 PM (MABZ1)

108 Its amazing that even in the 20's the Ford model T's look like beat up rusty pieces of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-
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One of my movie peeves is that when you watch a modern movie that takes place in the 70s or earlier, the cars all look pristine -- like show pieces. Clean and shiny with no dents or rust.

But if you watch any real footage from that era, the cars are a mess.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


How long did cars last in the Rust Belt before being rust through?
Five years? And that was after taking it directly from the show room to Ziebart.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 08:18 PM (/lPRQ)

109 A Whereass sounds terrifying. I suppose you have to watch out for the full moon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2026 08:18 PM (mlg/3)

110 Eygore, "Thereass!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:18 PM (2GVsD)

111 https://is.gd/vpaDqE
@mattvanswol
My favorite anti-ICE protest clip of all time is when a woman here in Asheville NC shows up to a protest wearing a mask, spells her FULL NAME LIVE ON THE NEWS...

...gets asked why she is wearing a mask

"It's a protective measure against fascism..."

...YOU SPELLED YOUR FULL LEGAL NAME LIVE ON AIR
[video]

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:19 PM (ULPxl)

112 Don't know which side is which though -- I always thought the military was way more militant than Xi, but not sure.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:09 PM (YGcde)
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There has been a complete inversion in power curves. Xi's best chance to invade was between 2022 and early 2025, when the military was demoralized and understrength, led by DEI nitwits and distracted by endless ancillary training modules that wasted time better spent on readiness.

I think Trump's belligerency when he came in, demanding parades and flyovers was an attempt to wave off China because we were still really weak. That's why Hegseth did the "all call" for the generals and talked the war talk - he wanted China (and Iran, and Russia) to hear it.

China is now going to be the one wasting training time teaching "Xi Jinping thought" and hunting for counterrevolutionaries.

As to the military, if they have any brains at all, they would regard invading Taiwan with existential dread.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)

113 Helena

They did take the sharp crayons away from her right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:20 PM (2GVsD)

114 As to the military, if they have any brains at all, they would regard invading Taiwan with existential dread.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)
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Might not need to. The CCP has been playing a very long game of infiltration and subversion in Taiwan. I don't know if Xi is confident enough in his roadmap to take invasion off the table or not, but if he has, it could explain why he is comfortable purging the military and rebuilding it in his own image.

That's getting off into the ragged edges of wild speculation, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:21 PM (MABZ1)

115 That's what China really needs, Cultural Revolution II: Electric Bougaloo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)

116 That can't be San Francisco...there's no queers parading around swinging their dicks in kids' faces, there's no zombie-like druggies passed out on the corner, there's no homeless alcoholics pissing in the gutter, there's no psychotic violent criminals roaming about, there's no AWFLs waiving their pro-commie signs around...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 27, 2026 08:16 PM (XMwZJ)

Pottersville. I had a nightmare once that looked like that.

Posted by: George Bailey at January 27, 2026 08:21 PM (wVcYX)

117 >>> 113 Helena

They did take the sharp crayons away from her right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:20 PM (2GVsD)

Whatever for?!


I suppose it's *possible* she gave a fake name, or the name of someone she doesn't like, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:22 PM (ULPxl)

118 111 https://is.gd/vpaDqE
@mattvanswol
My favorite anti-ICE protest clip of all time is when a woman here in Asheville NC shows up to a protest wearing a mask, spells her FULL NAME LIVE ON THE NEWS...

...gets asked why she is wearing a mask

"It's a protective measure against fascism..."

...YOU SPELLED YOUR FULL LEGAL NAME LIVE ON AIR
[video]
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:19 PM (ULPxl)

Yes, but she's reduced the number of fascism particles that enter her mouth, thereby reducing them to an amount her immune system can resist.

Posted by: Dr. Science Explains The Science TM at January 27, 2026 08:24 PM (8UJw9)

119 One of my movie peeves is that when you watch a modern movie that takes place in the 70s or earlier, the cars all look pristine -- like show pieces. Clean and shiny with no dents or rust.

But if you watch any real footage from that era, the cars are a mess.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:14 PM (YGcde)
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My great-grandfather had a car (a Saxon) in 1916, and flat tires were so common that one spare wasn't often enough. You just got out and patched it, pumped it, and put it back on.

As a young driver, I had a small tool kit in the trunk, regularly had to chance flats, carried a bottle of oil because it burned so much, had to check the oil frequently, kept a wire coat hanger for if/when the muffler fell off (it did) and so on. I've never had the check the oil in a modern car. It just tells you. Also, oil changes are far less frequent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:24 PM (ZOv7s)

120 🐕‍🦺

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

121 Feral river otters are territorial little gangsters and will jack you up.

A single pup, not so much.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 08:24 PM (oT7pT)

122 Cuba is suffering an almost complete collapse of the power grid on the island. Most appears because the oil they were getting from Venezuela or Mexico for the power plants throughout the island is not coming.

Mex President Scheinbaum has decided to not continue sending oil at the moment because of a dispute she is having with the US and Pres. Trump -- The subtext is that she does not appear to think she can win the argument.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR)

123 That can't be San Francisco...there's no queers parading around swinging their dicks in kids' faces, there's no zombie-like druggies passed out on the corner, there's no homeless alcoholics pissing in the gutter, there's no psychotic violent criminals roaming about, there's no AWFLs waiving their pro-commie signs around...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 27, 2026 08:16 PM (XMwZJ)
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I went to SF for the first time in the middle of the last decade. It was a shithole. It smelled of piss. There were aggressive, violent zombies everywhere. Lots of trash. Lots of Graffiti. I was there for a conference, spending the nights at a hotel that ran like $500+ per night and walking through Thunderdome to the Moscone Center and other hotels and restaurants.

I told my mom how awful I found it and she said, "oh, that's sad. It was so nice when I was there."

She was there in 1965. The past is a foreign country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:25 PM (MABZ1)

124 >>> 114 As to the military, if they have any brains at all, they would regard invading Taiwan with existential dread.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)
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Might not need to. The CCP has been playing a very long game of infiltration and subversion in Taiwan. I don't know if Xi is confident enough in his roadmap to take invasion off the table or not, but if he has, it could explain why he is comfortable purging the military and rebuilding it in his own image.

That's getting off into the ragged edges of wild speculation, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:21 PM (MABZ1)

They've been working on that here, too, haven't they?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 08:25 PM (ULPxl)

125 Cuba is suffering an almost complete collapse of the power grid on the island. Most appears because the oil they were getting from Venezuela or Mexico for the power plants throughout the island is not coming.

Mex President Scheinbaum has decided to not continue sending oil at the moment because of a dispute she is having with the US and Pres. Trump -- The subtext is that she does not appear to think she can win the argument.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR)
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The fall of Cuba became extremely likely when Maduro was taken out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:26 PM (MABZ1)

126 We don't have to grease the chassis every 1500 miles anymore either, IYKWIM.

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

127 Might not need to. The CCP has been playing a very long game of infiltration and subversion in Taiwan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:21 PM (MABZ1)
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Taiwan is going to outbreed China the way things are going. There are reports that China's population is already well below official figures, closer to 1.2 billion, some say even less. They've gone off the demographic cliff, and so will be fighting a war with an entire army made of only-child narcissists. I bet public tolerance for casualties will be tiny. There is no welfare, no death benefit, so when your draftee son gets whacked, there goes your hope of retirement.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)

128 I wonder if anyone has asked Maduro how it feels to be like a Domino's pizza

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

129 Its amazing that even in the 20's the Ford model T's look like beat up rusty pieces of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-


The first Model T rolled off the assembly line in 1908.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 08:28 PM (H6cKs)

130 I wish I had one of those Craftsman homes with all the current internal updates.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 08:28 PM (KDPiq)

131 Taiwan is going to outbreed China the way things are going. There are reports that China's population is already well below official figures, closer to 1.2 billion, some say even less. They've gone off the demographic cliff, and so will be fighting a war with an entire army made of only-child narcissists. I bet public tolerance for casualties will be tiny. There is no welfare, no death benefit, so when your draftee son gets whacked, there goes your hope of retirement.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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Yup. And the current recruitment window is post one-child. The policy was reversed more than a decade ago and wasn't enforced for well before that. They are done having kids.

So are we, but we're further back on the curve. Nobody knows what is going to happen. The advanced civilizations have all given up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:28 PM (MABZ1)

132 Lloyd

The rich only male children will bribe some poor male peasant to take his place in the PLA.

Some Communism.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:29 PM (2GVsD)

133 I'm sure Xi's people believed Biden or Harris would win, and the US would collapse. But we didn't, and now the entire game has changed. I wonder if they knew they were weak, and that was their big hope.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)

134 The rich only male children will bribe some poor male peasant to take his place in the PLA.

Some Communism.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:29 PM (2GVsD)
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Perfect communism. It always goes that way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:29 PM (MABZ1)

135 But if you watch any real footage from that era, the cars are a mess.
Posted by: bob

I grew up in NE Ohio around all the steel mills. The first time I traveled down south I simply could not get over the fact that the cars didn't have rust all over them.

I was shocked.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 08:30 PM (cYBz/)

136 I hope enough people are waking up to the fact that this is not going to stop until we stop them.
Posted by: JackStraw

Yes.

The Marxists have been playtesting how to defeat us. And we have been giving them infinite respawns. That's madness.

The Marxists may be many things but Stupid is not one of them. Given time, they will eventually figure it out. And generations will be enslaved in poverty to die of mass starvation or freeze to death.

Worse, I'm afraid America is more of a miracle than we appreciate. The Founding Fathers may have been unique. Even if a Marxist tyranny is eventually overthrown, the elements necessary to forge the dream that was Rome may no longer exist.

If we fail, it will be the 2nd Fall of Atlantis. We will blur into legend, and then myth. We have an obligation to humanity to not let this Republic fall.

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 08:30 PM (ciYHQ)

137 Moronica for morons!

https://youtu.be/C7AiVxHaSNA

Posted by: Moe Hailstone of Moronica at January 27, 2026 08:31 PM (wVcYX)

138 Oil changes were recommended every 2 months or 1000 miles prior to the 1950s, prior to detergent type multi-viscosity lubricants and oil filters hit the scene.

Model T looked spindly, but they were tough as nails. They had to be. Ford engineers discovered Vanadium as an alloy for steel, and used it in axles. It lends remarkable properties to steel, there’s a photo of an axle being twisted like a pretzel. It would be able to be unwound with no damage.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 27, 2026 08:31 PM (tXwiM)

139 Pottersville. I had a nightmare once that looked like that.
Posted by: George Bailey at January 27, 2026 08:21 PM (wVcYX)


Mr Potter had money because the savings and loan had leveraged out its investments through fractional reserve practices.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 08:31 PM (rbvCR)

140 The rich only male children will bribe some poor male peasant to take his place in the PLA.

Some Communism.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:29 PM (2GVsD)
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Of course. Chinese culture considers military service to be shameful, bandits with uniforms. The Chicoms tried to change that, but as I've said before, the US and Chinese militaries are roughly the same size in terms of total force.

The US is able to sustain itself using voluntary recruitment and did so despite fighting two increasingly unpopular wars. Recruiting collapsed under Biden, but is now going like gangbusters.

With four times the population, China must use conscription to fill out the ranks. BTW, one of the generals just placed under arrest was part of the military aristocracy, a career officer son of one of Mao's generals. His dad was buddies with Xi's dad. So what little military culture they have is being torn apart.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)

141 What? No. I wasn't preening in front of the mirror.

Was not!

But do you think this is my good side?

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 08:33 PM (ciYHQ)

142 Lloyd

That sounds like what Stalin did with the officer corps just before Adolf played tourist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:34 PM (2GVsD)

143 We don't have to grease the chassis every 1500 miles anymore either, IYKWIM.
Posted by: fd

Related: after 70 years or so this comes in handy -

(links to Amazon)
https://t.ly/FUcGR

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 08:34 PM (cYBz/)

144 Bailey was giving loans to people who could not pay them back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)

145 Related: after 70 years or so this comes in handy -

(links to Amazon)
https://t.ly/FUcGR
Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 08:34 PM (cYBz/)
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Classic

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:35 PM (MABZ1)

146 >There are a bunch of castles in the Rhineland that have been updated to be residences. All of them were destroyed by Louis XIV and the locals are still pissed about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 07:54 PM (ZOv7s)

IIRC, the technical term for destroying a castle is "slighting".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2026 08:36 PM (IG3/x)

147 So are we, but we're further back on the curve. Nobody knows what is going to happen. The advanced civilizations have all given up.

Couples in my church are having children: many have 3, 4 or more. The future is for those who show up.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 08:36 PM (H6cKs)

148 That sounds like what Stalin did with the officer corps just before Adolf played tourist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:34 PM (2GVsD)
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Yes, but Stalin still had a deep bench of combat-experienced men and a much stronger military culture. Also, the Russians took weapons seriously because they were more paranoid than Communist.

Chicoms have no military culture, and will happily sell cheap, defective equipment to the troops to make a buck, and flee to Vancouver when the fuzz rolls in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

149 Recently clarified a question I never bothered to learn the answer to. Some simple things I learned,

The difference between Mandarin and Cantonese.
It’s not understood by the other .

Cantonese is the main language of Chinese immigrants to the west. It’s spoken in Hong Kong,Macau



Mandarin is the official language of China and as you can imagine the CCP pushes its use and doesn’t allow broadcasts or school use of Cantonese in a lot of Cantonese areas.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 08:37 PM (KDPiq)

150 This bikini blonde with a bit of underboob wouldn't mind a night in a fairytale castle:
http://tiny.cc/9m7y001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:37 PM (MABZ1)

151 Hmmm. The Chinese look down on military culture while the Japanese worshiped it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)

152 Bailey was giving loans to people who could not pay them back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)
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So like Bush, Obama and Biden?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

153 Kim Jong Il said, "Rice is Socialism"

Here is your cup ful for your family, today, Comrade.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 08:38 PM (rbvCR)

154 > Some Communism.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2026 08:29 PM (2GVsD)

Hold our beer and watch us stretch the definition far enough to cover a hereditary monarchy..

Posted by: North Korea at January 27, 2026 08:38 PM (IG3/x)

155 Couples in my church are having children: many have 3, 4 or more. The future is for those who show up.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 08:36 PM (H6cKs)
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Indeed, and not enough are choosing to show up. If I have to guess, it will end in conquest. But who knows. We could *possibly* turn it around. The Far East is too far gone, as is most of Western Europe. France *might* be able to, as well. Odds are against it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:39 PM (MABZ1)

156 144 Bailey was giving loans to people who could not pay them back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January

But they were paying them back!

Posted by: Piper at January 27, 2026 08:39 PM (Dd38x)

157 Looks more like Stalin after the war, purging all of the heroes

Posted by: Accomack at January 27, 2026 08:39 PM (T8bqm)

158 Hmmm. The Chinese look down on military culture while the Japanese worshiped it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)
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Both societies have a four-tier hierarchy. For the Chinese, the Scholar-Bureaucrat is at the top of the stack. Then the peasant, then the artisan, and finally the merchant.

The Japanese put the Samurai on top. The results speak for themselves.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:39 PM (ZOv7s)

159 The Japanese put the Samurai on top. The results speak for themselves.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:39 PM (ZOv7s)
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Atomic ash?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:40 PM (MABZ1)

160 Burg Eltz! My favorite castle. Was there as a youngun waaay back in the day, and last there in 2007 with daughters. A three family-tree branch castle of the Eltz family, it is still owned by an Eltz. Worth the visit.

Posted by: Patches at January 27, 2026 08:40 PM (BkZ3B)

161 In the 70’s the commie protestors and Lefty domestic terrorists were far far worse than what we are seeing today. We can’t relax but I’m not scared of them.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 08:40 PM (KDPiq)

162 Just now, someone sprayed Omar with something:

"Omar, who represents Minneapolis in Congress was speaking at a town hall...
a man was seen running toward the podium Omar was speaking at and spraying the mystery substance at her from what appears to be a syringe. "

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

163 We be thinks Presdent Obana should go two that's Minneapoloss place two fix the mess that's idiot Trump maid.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 27, 2026 08:41 PM (xl8DV)

164 Just now, someone sprayed Omar with something:

"Omar, who represents Minneapolis in Congress was speaking at a town hall...
a man was seen running toward the podium Omar was speaking at and spraying the mystery substance at her from what appears to be a syringe. "
Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)
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Her people are known for acid attacks. I doubt that's what it was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:42 PM (MABZ1)

165 Indeed, and not enough are choosing to show up. If I have to guess, it will end in conquest. But who knows. We could *possibly* turn it around. The Far East is too far gone, as is most of Western Europe. France *might* be able to, as well. Odds are against it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:39 PM (MABZ1)
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There is a generational religious revival happening in the US. It's being led by young men, which is unique, as women tend to be more religious.

It will be uneven, with liberals effectively self-deleting while Christians becoming a much larger demographic. The decline of Christian faith has stopped and is starting to tick back up. I'm noticing lots of young families at Mass these days. More than I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

166 Ok. In good faith, I have a question


What can we the people do about this? Do about any of this? I’m not going to go into a Seattle ICE Protest and start confronting people. I’m not going to yell at people wearing stupid buttons on their shirts. I’m not going to confront patients when they say stupid shit. Honestly, how can I be of any help?

I will not be bullied if directly confronted. But I won’t be stupid and get the shit beat out of me to be pure.

How can I help?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (IhIKR)

167 Atomic ash?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:40 PM (MABZ1)
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Would you rather live in Hiroshima or Detroit?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s)

168 The difference between Mandarin and Cantonese.
It’s not understood by the other .

Posted by: Opinion

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Spoken.
But written, they are the same (mostly.)

That is the dilemma of a non-phonetic written language.

The funny bit is the Japanese use a derivative character set, and that means there can be dozens of ways to pronounce each character depending on how it is used, which depends of when and from where it got imported into Japan.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (YGcde)

169 It will be uneven, with liberals effectively self-deleting while Christians becoming a much larger demographic. The decline of Christian faith has stopped and is starting to tick back up. I'm noticing lots of young families at Mass these days. More than I've ever seen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)
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That is, I think, the *only* chance of a turnaround. Then if we just survive the dip, it might be okay.

A new "Great Awakening" is what I hope for. It's too late for many, but if the youth can do it, they can own the future lock, stock and barrel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (MABZ1)

170 Did he yell 'This is MAGA Country!'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

171
Happy cafe! I am stuffed from dinner. How is everyone?
Posted by: Piper

==============

We're fine! We were talking about Ilhan Omar's wardrobe and styling a thread or two ago. You might have been interested.

Posted by: No Hablo Ingles at January 27, 2026 08:45 PM (Px6E0)

172 Would you rather live in Hiroshima or Detroit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s)
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Prewar? War era? Detroit. Hands down. No question. Same for the decade or so following the War.

Now? Hiroshima.

Entrenched corrupt leftism is the most destructive force ever discovered. Nukes pale in comparison.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:46 PM (MABZ1)

173 Just now, someone sprayed Omar with something:

"Omar, who represents Minneapolis in Congress was speaking at a town hall...
a man was seen running toward the podium Omar was speaking at and spraying the mystery substance at her from what appears to be a syringe. "
Posted by: fd


The right tool for the right job, people. Syringes are personal-space weapons. Get a super soaker.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 08:46 PM (VHUov)

174 Representative Omar, who represents Minneapolis in Congress was speaking at a town hall when a man wearing a Trump Shirt was seen running toward the podium Omar was speaking at and spraying the mystery substance at her from what appears to be a syringe. "

CNN is reporting that screamed that Trump is great and Ms. Omar is a pig. Gov. Walz is calling for an investigation into this terrorist act and disrespect of an Honest Official US Government Official. Also investigate Trump's Obvious involvement.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 27, 2026 08:47 PM (J9q9v)

175 NY Post has a pic of the syringe. It looks like piss.

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

176 CNN is reporting that screamed that Trump is great and Ms. Omar is a pig. Gov. Walz is calling for an investigation into this terrorist act and disrespect of an Honest Official US Government Official. Also investigate Trump's Obvious involvement.
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 27, 2026 08:47 PM (J9q9v)
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I believed it until I saw the sock.

We're through the looking glass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2026 08:47 PM (MABZ1)

177 IIRC, the technical term for destroying a castle is "slighting".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Yes, and it was done to reduce status of the owners. Ordered by the King.

I find it funny when these history programs show castles in ruins and then never mention why and how it got slighted. Usually it is because the owner fell into disfavor and the king didn't want them to have a defensive fortification which could be a threat.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:48 PM (YGcde)

178 The funny bit is the Japanese use a derivative character set, and that means there can be dozens of ways to pronounce each character depending on how it is used, which depends of when and from where it got imported into Japan.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (YGcde)
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The Japanese rapidly translated European books of science and then the Chinese devoured them. They ignored Europeans as barbarians to their great detriment.

The other day in a hospital, I saw the usual multi-lingual sign, but for the first time pondered how close Mandarin and Japanese writings are.

Of course, there's old Mandarin and new Mandarin. Taiwan uses the older form, China the newer. But I think it's style, not characters per se.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

179 But they were paying them back!
Posted by: Piper at January 27, 2026 08:39 PM (Dd38x)


And George was able to get the creditors to accept a delay in repayment, which was a financial hit, but he managed to head off the panic. It doesn't change the fact that he broke his own bank and had to negotiate repayment and/or reorganization with the creditors.
Without that, Potter could have scooped it all up at a discount from the ruins, since unlike Bailey, he had ready cash reserves.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 08:48 PM (rbvCR)

180 Chappelle had thoughts:

https://youtu.be/wZXoErL2124?si
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

181 Probably just a syringe of ICE water.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 08:48 PM (lpTXP)

182 Top pic: What a quaint little cottage.

When I see such places, I always wonder at their Windex budget. And for the staff dusting.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the job at January 27, 2026 08:49 PM (OJSFI)

183 Yes, and it was done to reduce status of the owners. Ordered by the King.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 27, 2026 08:48 PM (YGcde)
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Yeah, that's not what happened to the Rhineland. Louis XIV invaded and occupied it, and was compelled to retreat. Rather than just go, he set fire to all the towns and villages and had the castles leveled. If there was any chance the Rhineland would ever end up as part of France, that ended it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)

184
It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!
Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched

*pets MegaRoy*

*sneaks in a tummy rub*

*draws back stumpy fingers*

It's a trap. Don't do it.

He really doesn't care, sometimes it's leave me alone i'm sleep___ here, sometimes it's okay, i like this. Random. Just enough to make me try again.

He said "mrrrp" to Lucy, though.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 27, 2026 08:51 PM (QVmho)

185 We can’t relax but I’m not scared of them.
Posted by: Opinion fact

Good. Their corruption has handicapped them. I really love how that seems to always work out. They gotten so lazy with personal attacks that many no longer know how to form an argument.

And they've created a victim hierarchy that crybullies to compete for status unified only by their hatred of straight white males. Delusional and paranoid, left to their own devices they will turn on each other and tear themselves to bits.

But why should they have all the fun when we can give them a push?

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 08:52 PM (ciYHQ)

186 And George was able to get the creditors to accept a delay in repayment, which was a financial hit, but he managed to head off the panic. It doesn't change the fact that he broke his own bank and had to negotiate repayment and/or reorganization with the creditors.
Without that, Potter could have scooped it all up at a discount from the ruins, since unlike Bailey, he had ready cash reserves.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 08:48 PM (rbvCR)
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The modern version where we screw everyone out of everything is not an improvement.

The reminds me of "Noble House," where John Rhys-Davies launches a bank run on a Hong Kong mid-sized bank just for a lark.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:53 PM (ZOv7s)

187 The funny bit is the Japanese use a derivative character set, and that means there can be dozens of ways to pronounce each character depending on how it is used, which depends of when and from where it got imported into Japan.

When I was teaching physics at the university a Chinese colleague related how easy it was for him to do research in Japan because he could read all the signs and newspapers.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 08:54 PM (H6cKs)

188 And they've created a victim hierarchy that crybullies to compete for status unified only by their hatred of straight white males. Delusional and paranoid, left to their own devices they will turn on each other and tear themselves to bits.

But why should they have all the fun when we can give them a push?
Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 08:52 PM (ciYHQ)
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They are increasingly led by the idiot children of their cunningly evil founders.

They are still dangerous, but we're now able to trace and sever their logistics. Wars turn on such things. Take away the pay, and the army dissolves without giving battle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

189 F**k this weather.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

190 The difference between Mandarin and Cantonese.
It’s not understood by the other .
Posted by: Opinion

Spoken.
But written, they are the same (mostly.)
That is the dilemma of a non-phonetic written language.
The funny bit is the Japanese use a derivative character set, and that means there can be dozens of ways to pronounce each character depending on how it is used, which depends of when and from where it got imported into Japan.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


Japanese also has a much more complex grammar. They "borrowed" writing from the Chinese, then realized it wasn't good enough to map to their spoken language. So they invented an alphabet (a syllabary, actually, since every character is a syllable, not a phoneme) to add on to the Chinese. Mostly for conjugation.

So Japanese has kanji (Chinese pictograms), plus hiragana and katakana (which cover the same sounds, sort of like cursive vs block printing). Hiragana is used for most "Japanese" words, and katakana for transliterated foreign words. Katakana is also used for uncommon animal names (nobody expects you to remember the kanji for "blue-footed booby") and for emphasis, like typing in ALL CAPS.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 08:55 PM (VHUov)

191 When I was teaching physics at the university a Chinese colleague related how easy it was for him to do research in Japan because he could read all the signs and newspapers.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 27, 2026 08:54 PM (H6cKs)
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China has a bunch of dialects that are completely incomprehensible, but they all use the same characters, so in terms of signs and notices, written documents, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:56 PM (ZOv7s)

192 133 I'm sure Xi's people believed Biden or Harris would win, and the US would collapse. But we didn't, and now the entire game has changed. I wonder if they knew they were weak, and that was their big hope.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)
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The fact that Xi didn't make his Taiwan move during President Auto Pen's reign sort of telegraphed their current state. And, as I've said before, keep an eye on how many riot police Beijing hires at a time. That gives you an idea of the state of the outer Provinces. Last hiring was about 6 months ago...300,000 new Riot police. My cousin was over there just a couple of months ago and said she was surprised by the overall attitude of the people she met (family included). They are losing their "compliance at all costs" attitude, and questioning high level decisions. Lots of factory jobs have been lost, and workers are not happy. The AI push isn't being taken well either. Then add that people are being locked out of their homes if their credit score below a certain threshold. Lots of new homeless in China.

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 08:57 PM (dIske)

193
This bikini blonde with a bit of underboob wouldn't mind a night in a fairytale castle:
http://tiny.cc/9m7y001

Posted by: Joe Mannix

If her fairytale incorporates being severely dissapointed...I'm all in.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 27, 2026 08:57 PM (QVmho)

194 The Chinese “dialects” are separate languages. Same with Arabic “dialects.”

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)

195 They don't have much to do in Minnesota do they.

Posted by: Case at January 27, 2026 08:58 PM (E7+ue)

196 Mortgages prior to World War 2 were usually seven year notes, 50% down, callable at any time. If you wanted a property in particular , go to the bank and pay off the mortgage and then in turn demand payment in full.

Lots of Hollywood movie plots revolved around this. Widow Jenny will lose the Ranch because of Evil Mr. Moneybags is demanding full payment of the mortgage.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 27, 2026 08:59 PM (ZvpQu)

197 If we fail, it will be the 2nd Fall of Atlantis

Well yeah. Tolkien's Akallabeth was an analogy between Numenor and the US. Numenor comes to Middle-Earth to defeat Sauron, which it does, but only to be corrupted, because Numenor by then already had turned from the way of the Valar.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)

198 They are losing their "compliance at all costs" attitude, and questioning high level decisions. Lots of factory jobs have been lost, and workers are not happy. The AI push isn't being taken well either. Then add that people are being locked out of their homes if their credit score below a certain threshold. Lots of new homeless in China.
Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 08:57 PM (dIske)
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The Chinese are funny. They are totally obedient and long-suffering and then a switch if flipped and they go all Red Turbans/Taiping/Boxer Rebellion on your ass, and they don't care how many of them you kill because they are ANGRY.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)

199 Well yeah. Tolkien's Akallabeth was an analogy between Numenor and the US. Numenor comes to Middle-Earth to defeat Sauron, which it does, but only to be corrupted, because Numenor by then already had turned from the way of the Valar.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)
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No. It was about a fallen world. Tolkien explicitly said he hated allegory and would not pollute his fantasy with modern political messages.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)

200 The Numenoreans captured Sauron...

Operation Paperclip...

I'm sure it's nothing. Tolkien hated allegory...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)

201 I grew up in NE Ohio around all the steel mills. The first time I traveled down south I simply could not get over the fact that the cars didn't have rust all over them.

I was shocked.
Posted by: Tonypete

One thing I noticed down south - people are totally careless about dinging other people's cars when they park and swing open their doors dinging the car they are next to.
In the great salty white north chipping the edge of you door guarantees it will rust and nothing can fix it aside from getting a new door. The little ding because the other guy hit you with the edge of his door... Pfft. Easy to fix.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 09:01 PM (/lPRQ)

202 >>>In the 70’s the commie protestors and Lefty domestic terrorists were far far worse than what we are seeing today. We can’t relax but I’m not scared of them.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>I miss the days when Mad Magazine Sergio Aragones, the master cartoonist, would draw hippies getting the hickory shampoo from squads of cops. Good stuff.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 09:01 PM (oT7pT)

203 The Numenoreans captured Sauron...

Operation Paperclip...

I'm sure it's nothing. Tolkien hated allegory...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)
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Written before WW II.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:02 PM (ZOv7s)

204 Always fascinating to see how ewetubs algorithm goes. I pulled up that Dave Chappelle clip and now have a 'Nerdrotic is racist!' Thumbnail and 'Asmongold shows his true colors!!!'

That is interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

205 Written before WW II.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:02 PM (ZOv7s)

History does not repeat, but it often rhymes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

206 England had 2 big waves of destruction, which is why there’s so many beautiful ruins. 1st wave, Dissolution of the Monasteries by Henry VIII tool out a lot of great religious estates.

2nd wave was under Cromwell during the Civil Wars. After he had to take a couple of castles twice, he vowed to never leave one he’d had to capture in serviceable condition, and he knocked down curtain walls, etc whenever he took one.

The two best preserved castles in England are Windsor and the Tower of London. Both were untouched because Cromwell liked them so much that he took them for his personal use, and wouldn’t allow anyone to harm them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 09:05 PM (Sxl5b)

207 The funny bit is the Japanese use a derivative character set, and that means there can be dozens of ways to pronounce each character depending on how it is used, which depends of when and from where it got imported into Japan.

When I was teaching physics at the university a Chinese colleague related how easy it was for him to do research in Japan because he could read all the signs and newspapers.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Without the alphabet/syllabary/phonetic-characters that Japanese added, the Chinese just use common character "words" that are pronounced the correct way to transliterate foreign words.

Thus the apocryphal story of Coca-Cola being written as "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse attached with wax" in Chinese.

Coke currently has an "official" transliteration for Ko Ka Ko La: 可口可乐. Allow-mouth-allow-happiness. "Something palatable that brings joy."

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:05 PM (VHUov)

208 Numenor was Tolkien's version of Atlantis.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:06 PM (Q+gd/)

209 I wish I was a scion of the House of Eltz.

I'd like a piece of that castle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 09:06 PM (JkO4W)

210 Hey guys. Anybody want to play a little two-hand touch the fanny? It’s kinda like the football game, but you play it naked. The first one to land two-hands right on the other man’s keester, gets a free entree at a Somali restaurant of your choice.

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 27, 2026 09:06 PM (aZ9eR)

211 >I miss the days when Mad Magazine Sergio Aragones, the master cartoonist, would draw hippies getting the hickory shampoo from squads of cops. Good stuff.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 09:01 PM (oT7pT)

FRAY!!!

Posted by: Groo the Wanderer at January 27, 2026 09:07 PM (7ujVx)

212 Just remember Fen's Law: "the Left doesn't really believe in the things they lecture the rest of us about"

ie. don't waste time energy and resources shelling a hill the enemy never occupied. For example, you can destroy their position on the minimum wage and it won't make a whiff of difference - because they don't really care about the minimum wage, its a stepstool to something else.

Or... something I've been hearing lately that I think better describes them:

“The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution."

It's always about power over others. These people are not the flip side of our coin, they are not your fellow countrymen. They are control freaks who will never leave us alone, any more than an abusive man would let his wife divorce him.

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:07 PM (ciYHQ)

213 History does not repeat, but it often rhymes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
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The Downfall of Numenor is about sin, how the faithful became corrupted. That's it. That's the story. Men accept the Land of the Star gratefully, but then become greedy, and resent death, and turn on the elves but are still their ancient allies, and fight Sauron because he is their ancient enemy, but the idea of bringing him back as a trophy appeals to their pride and vanity, and he corrupts them even more.

Old Testament stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)

214 210 Hey guys. Anybody want to play a little two-hand touch the fanny? It’s kinda like the football game, but you play it naked. The first one to land two-hands right on the other man’s keester, gets a free entree at a Somali restaurant of your choice.
Posted by: Tim Walz at January 27, 2026 09:06 PM (aZ9eR)

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Pick Six, man. PICK SIX!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2026 09:08 PM (JkO4W)

215 CNN has just found out that Gov Walz has decided to resign to spend more time with his family.

He also stated he will be also starting a new career doing Car Shield Commercials with Ice-T.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 27, 2026 09:08 PM (X7dyz)

216 Written before WW II.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:02 PM (ZOv7s)

Tolkien knew that human nature stays constant.

I’ve heard a preacher say that the devil doesn’t really have any new tricks. He doesn’t need any, because the old tricks keep working so well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 09:08 PM (Sxl5b)

217 >> State law requires me to inform you I have moved into your neighborhood

I laughed so hard at this, I queefed.

Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 27, 2026 09:08 PM (aZ9eR)

218 "Tolkien explicitly said he hated allegory "

Did he explain why?

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:09 PM (ciYHQ)

219 When I studied Mandarin, I hated those effing characters. Yeah, let’s make an effing art project just to write “Where is the bathroom?” What a dumb system.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:09 PM (77rzZ)

220 I resigned to spend less time with my wife, Gwen and more time with Abdi, my manservant.

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 27, 2026 09:10 PM (aZ9eR)

221 CNN has learned that VP Kami Harris will be starting her new career with Jacuzzi Bath remolding.

She stated if that Skinny Blond can do it so can I.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 27, 2026 09:10 PM (X7dyz)

222 >>> 166 Ok. In good faith, I have a question


What can we the people do about this? Do about any of this? I’m not going to go into a Seattle ICE Protest and start confronting people. I’m not going to yell at people wearing stupid buttons on their shirts. I’m not going to confront patients when they say stupid shit. Honestly, how can I be of any help?

I will not be bullied if directly confronted. But I won’t be stupid and get the shit beat out of me to be pure.

How can I help?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (IhIKR)

For starters, continue doing what you've already been doing, which is treating your patients as well as you can (as opposed to some of the commie scum).

If we need you to lase some targets in the future I'm sure some other Morons can provide helpful advice.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 09:10 PM (ULPxl)

223 Oh, and eff Tolkien and all fantasy literature. What a freaking waste of time.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:12 PM (77rzZ)

224 Wow. Murkowski and Tillis both called for Noem to resign.

This is my shocked face. Well it’s my everyday face including when someone massages my fanny.

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 27, 2026 09:12 PM (aZ9eR)

225 Did he explain why?
Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:09 PM (ciYHQ)
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It's in the forward to the revised edition of LotR. He just says he's always despised it since he became old enough to recognize it.

A point of tension between him and C.S. Lewis.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)

226 iirc, The Fall of Numenor was the first story Tolkien wrote, while in the trenches during WWI.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:13 PM (Q+gd/)

227 Hey Piper! You might appreciate this (AI but so what) picture of Donny Two Scoops and Melania:
https://shorturl.at/daIgk

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 09:13 PM (ULPxl)

228 >> How can I help?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 08:44 PM (IhIKR)

Have a scotch and watch the losers kill eachother.

Burp.

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 27, 2026 09:13 PM (aZ9eR)

229 How can I help?
Posted by: nurse ratched

For starters, continue doing what you've already been doing, which is treating your patients as well as you can (as opposed to some of the commie scum).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


That is good advice. Live a good life and be a good example.

You won't reach the Good Drivers and Pretti Hate Machines of the world, but you'll let the persuadable know the Right aren't what the media make us out to be.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:13 PM (VHUov)

230 Tolkien knew that human nature stays constant.

I’ve heard a preacher say that the devil doesn’t really have any new tricks. He doesn’t need any, because the old tricks keep working so well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2026 09:08 PM (Sxl5b)
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The same heresies just keep coming back under new names. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)

231 Allegory: a literary or artistic technique where characters, settings, and events in a story represent broader, hidden meanings, often moral, political, or philosophical, rather than just their literal surface narrative. Originating from the Greek allegoria ("speaking otherwise"), it conveys abstract truths through...

I don't see how he could say that. What's the Hollywood Writer's lament about there really only being six stories or something?

The ring's corruptive effect had no deeper meaning?

The flight of the elves?

Then lost King returning to his people to usher in a golden age? I've heard that one slot.

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:15 PM (ciYHQ)

232 224 Wow. Murkowski and Tillis both called for Noem to resign.

And does anyone really care about these two clowns ???

Posted by: Jackson at January 27, 2026 09:15 PM (X7dyz)

233 Been here nearly two hours and not a single cuttle. Cuttles Cafe my ass!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 27, 2026 09:15 PM (ZTJjv)

234 iirc, The Fall of Numenor was the first story Tolkien wrote, while in the trenches during WWI.
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:13 PM (Q+gd/)
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The Fall of Gondolin, finally published as its own book. Highly recommend. It's seriously metal, more metal than anything he wrote afterwards.

Armored assault dragons filled with orcs. With flamethrowers. Yeah, he was in the shit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

235 229 Good Drivers. Heh.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:16 PM (77rzZ)

236 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

Ah, yes, you are correct.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:17 PM (Q+gd/)

237 I don't see how he could say that.
Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:15 PM (ciYHQ)
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He noted that there is a difference between allegory and applicability. The themes of Lord of the Rings are applicable to other things, but it is not a this=that code.

Animal Farm is allegory. You can't really take it seriously any other way. Tolkien hated that kind of thing where the story was just a mask for the real story. Just tell the real story, and if it resonates, it is because it applies to other things.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:18 PM (ZOv7s)

238 “ I saw the Lord always before me.
Because he is at my right hand,
I will not be shaken.
Therefore my heart is glad and my tongue rejoices;
my body also will rest in hope,
because you will not abandon me to the realm of the dead, you will not let your holy one see decay.
You have made known to me the paths of life;
you will fill me with joy in your presence.’

Acts 2:25-28

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2026 09:20 PM (Uh88k)

239 Tolkien didn’t tell real stories, just that fantasy junk.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)

240 Oh, and eff Tolkien and all fantasy literature. What a freaking waste of time.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:12 PM (77rzZ)

You discount one of the primary drivers of young boys to good. Aside from upbringing. Fighting against evil. For love. Friendship. Duty. Honor. In context.

It is foolish to hand wave it away, man. Just like comic books.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

241 Ah, yes, you are correct.
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:17 PM (Q+gd/)
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You are right that a lot of his writings are of that era. Anyone trying to argue that he was using post-war Europe as his template is disastrously wrong, and he even explained (in detail!) that if he was writing allegory, the Ring would not have been destroyed but used to overthrow Sauron, and then the West would fight amongst itself while Saruman discovered the secret of making his own One Ring and the two sides would square off in the Cold War.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

242 232 224 Wow. Murkowski and Tillis both called for Noem to resign.

And does anyone really care about these two clowns ???
Posted by: Jackson at January 27, 2026 09:15 PM (X7dyz)
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Murkowski is a little miffed that she's about to lose her #1 position for federal disbursements per capita. Alaska receives the highest amount of federal funding per capita ($24,796 per resident in FY 2024). It's her campaign selling point. I get you the cash, you need to send me back so I can continue the gravy train to Alaska.

That's going to be dwarfed by Greenland.

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 09:21 PM (dIske)

243 Tolkien didn’t tell real stories, just that fantasy junk.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)

Tolkien was a veteran of the Battle of the Somme. He watched all his friends from school die around him.

Show some respect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

244 Tolkien didn’t tell real stories, just that fantasy junk.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)
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LOL, he's now under consideration for sainthood because his work has led so many people to God. That fantasy junk is now cited by seminarians as leading them to the priesthood.

Some junk.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

245 "I’m not going to go into a Seattle ICE Protest and start confronting people."

That's smart. Street Protest is the weakest form of political power, so why compete for a descent to the bottom?

"How can I help?"
Posted by: nurse ratched

Hehe. You're going to smack me for saying this but..

run for office.

Seriously, when I was in DC one of our biggest headaches was getting qualified people to run for election. Too many wanted to focus on career and family instead, or had an embarrassing secret they were afraid would be publicly expksed

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:22 PM (ciYHQ)

246 Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:12 PM (77rzZ)

It's like in the great stories, Master Bulg, the ones that really mattered . . .

Posted by: gKWVE at January 27, 2026 09:23 PM (gKWVE)

247 240 There are plenty of historical examples of good, without Tolkien’s elves.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

248 >>How can I help?

Insurgencies by definition are a small group of people that use asymmetric techniques to demoralize and ultimately defeat a much larger and better equipped ruling population. In this case the insurgents are funded by billionaires including Neville Singham and the usual cast of characters. They also own what's left of the media and that's not nothing because this is an information and influence campaign more than anything.

Best thing we can do is stay resolved and not splinter. Not even when we think one who is fighting for us isn't doing everything we think is going fast or extreme enough. Their mission is to divide us, it's literally the only way they can win.

Everyone who is against them is on my side even if they aren't perfect. We settle personal scores later. We earned a reprieve with Trump but he's not going to be around forever and all we did was stop them. Now we have to go crush them.

I'm sick of hearing how scary they are. They need to start being afraid of us. Go ICE! Deport all of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2026 09:24 PM (viF8m)

249 There are plenty of historical examples of good, without Tolkien’s elves.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

History, often in text form can be dry. It is just written that way. Stories that make it personal, that spark romance (romance meaning adventure) are powerful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

250 >> "How can I help?"
Posted by: nurse ratched

Can you run an M240L? Just askin.

You’re a good person. Follow your instincts.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2026 09:25 PM (Uh88k)

251 244 Well, sainthood is a BS concept once you get beyond the Apostolic Era.

So Tolkien’s fiction is up there with Scripture now?

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:26 PM (77rzZ)

252 History isn’t dry if done properly.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:27 PM (77rzZ)

253 "Tolkien didn’t tell real stories, just that fantasy junk."

Hardly. He weaved European legend into a mythology to inspire Western Civilization.

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We see the light of those who find
A world has passed them by
To late to save a dream that's growing cold
We realize that fate must hide its face
From those who try
To see the distant signs of unforetold
Oh oh, take hold
From a haze came a rage of thunder
Distant signs of darkness on the way
Fading cries scream of pain and hunger
But in the night the light will guide your way
So take hold of the flame
Don't you see life's a game
So take hold of the flame
You've got nothing to lose, but everything to gain

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:27 PM (ciYHQ)

254 Well, sainthood is a BS concept once you get beyond the Apostolic Era.

I tried to stop the practice of slavery. Well, me and sis Macrina. Where were the pagans?

Posted by: Gregory of Nyssa at January 27, 2026 09:27 PM (gKWVE)

255 So Japanese has kanji (Chinese pictograms), plus hiragana and katakana (which cover the same sounds, sort of like cursive vs block printing). Hiragana is used for most "Japanese" words, and katakana for transliterated foreign words. Katakana is also used for uncommon animal names (nobody expects you to remember the kanji for "blue-footed booby") and for emphasis, like typing in ALL CAPS.
Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 08:55 PM (VHUov)


Korean Hangul is the same sort of thing. Korea adopted Chinese characters, though it had had a sort of syllabary before that, due to the influence that Chinese and Confucianism had over the region. King Sejong developed Hangul to better record Korean, using Sanskrit as an inspiration, and developing the really mobile syllable blocks.
They still use Chinese characters, the older people still read them so they are found sprinkled in the papers and books .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 09:28 PM (rbvCR)

256 There are plenty of historical examples of good, without Tolkien’s elves.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)
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If you read the Siege of Gondor, you've also read the Siege of Vienna in 1683. How many young people are you going to convince to read about a battle in 1683?

The idea is to lead you to the deeper history, and he's done that. There are podcasts about the this, and even the Eastern Orthodox respect Tolkien's profound grasp of theology and the Council of God.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

257 247 240 There are plenty of historical examples of good, without Tolkien’s elves.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

Good lord Bulg, who broke your Lembas?

Posted by: Frodo Baggins at January 27, 2026 09:28 PM (3sXRv)

258 Well, sainthood is a BS concept once you get beyond the Apostolic Era.

So Tolkien’s fiction is up there with Scripture now?
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:26 PM (77rzZ)
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I get that you're angry about something, so I'm not going to argue with you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:29 PM (ZOv7s)

259 240 There are plenty of historical examples of good, without Tolkien’s elves.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)
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I suppose you think we should get rid of all the fantastic events that happened in the Bible as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 09:29 PM (ESVrU)

260 There are plenty of historical examples of good, without Tolkien’s elves.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

Sure. But can you name three?

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:31 PM (ciYHQ)

261 I'm not one of the smart people. But but stirring up Protestant vs. Catholic on the blog is probably not going to help against the Islamofascist threat that threatens us all.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 09:31 PM (lpTXP)

262 I would rather read about a factual siege of 1683 than some fantasy shit. I’ve loved actual history since I was a kid. It has the added bonus of being real, and not some made up bullshit involving wizards and elves and other shit.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:32 PM (77rzZ)

263 I suppose you think we should get rid of all the fantastic events that happened in the Bible as well.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 09:29 PM (ESVrU)
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It's kind of a weird take to say that fiction shouldn't reflect Christian virtues.

I guess Graham Greene and Evelyn Waugh and G.K. Chesterton were all just wasting their time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)

264 I would rather read about a factual siege of 1683 than some fantasy shit. I’ve loved actual history since I was a kid. It has the added bonus of being real, and not some made up bullshit involving wizards and elves and other shit.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:32 PM (77rzZ)
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"I don't like fantasy fiction so I must crap on people who do" is a heck of a take.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

265 The fantasy aspect of Tolkien's stories is just the setting.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:34 PM (Q+gd/)

266 259 No, the Bible I believe.

What’s the difference between Tolkien and Scientology?

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:34 PM (77rzZ)

267 “ The acts of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.”

Galatians 5:19-21

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2026 09:34 PM (Uh88k)

268 Oh, and eff Tolkien and all fantasy literature. What a freaking waste of time.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:12 PM (77rzZ)

You discount one of the primary drivers of young boys to good. Aside from upbringing. Fighting against evil. For love. Friendship. Duty. Honor. In context.

It is foolish to hand wave it away, man. Just like comic books.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


There is always Lovecraft.
For certain interpretations of good.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 09:34 PM (/lPRQ)

269 I would rather read about a factual siege of 1683 than some fantasy shit. I’ve loved actual history since I was a kid. It has the added bonus of being real, and not some made up bullshit involving wizards and elves and other shit.
Posted by: Bulg
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That's ok. You do you. Let others read fiction if they like.

Posted by: JQ at January 27, 2026 09:35 PM (rdVOm)

270 I would rather read about a factual siege of 1683 than some fantasy shit. I’ve loved actual history since I was a kid. It has the added bonus of being real, and not some made up bullshit involving wizards and elves and other shit.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:32 PM (77rzZ)
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"I don't like fantasy fiction so I must crap on people who do" is a heck of a take.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)
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Yeah, I don't get it either. The sheer *anger* in the statement speaks volumes about something deeper going on. Myths and legends have been with humanity as long as we've tried to explain the natural world, including real-world historical events.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 09:35 PM (ESVrU)

271 Tolkien didn’t tell real stories, just that fantasy junk.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)

You do seem to have a hostility towards Tolkien. But that's cool, let it all out. I'm curious and I promise I won't judge or start an argument over it.

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:35 PM (ciYHQ)

272 Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:32 PM (77rzZ)

Bulgar, you seem intent on picking a fight on this one. I figure I have an idea on the sand in your vagina, so I'll leave you the fuck alone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

273 "I don't like fantasy fiction so I must crap on people who do" is a heck of a take.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:33

AOS is plentiful in gored oxen.

Posted by: old chick at January 27, 2026 09:36 PM (F3Dlr)

274 The fantasy aspect of Tolkien's stories is just the setting.
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:34 PM (Q+gd/)
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Tolkien had so much depth that it is frankly humbling. The guy was a historian, linguistic genius, even did Bible translations. His discussions of the Valar are directly linked to the Council of God and the orders of angels.

It's all happy fun with dragons, but if you dig deeper, it's crazy how much he wove into it. He is a great teaching tool, a pathway to the world of the Unseen, the spirit realm.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:36 PM (ZOv7s)

275 Bulg, is there someone you can call?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 09:37 PM (ULPxl)

276 270 Tolkien is not “myths and legends,” just one author’s imagination.



Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:39 PM (77rzZ)

277 You haven’t figured out Bulg’s MO yet? You can get him off the Catholic subject by bringing up the music you like.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 09:40 PM (KDPiq)

278 Tolkien is not “myths and legends,” just one author’s imagination.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Stop it, dude. You're embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

279 Bulg. Quick. Favorite Slipknot song.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2026 09:41 PM (Uh88k)

280 You haven’t figured out Bulg’s MO yet? You can get him off the Catholic subject by bringing up the music you like.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 09:40 PM (KDPiq)
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How about Mozart?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:42 PM (ZOv7s)

281 Blind Faith's album was perfect.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 09:42 PM (lpTXP)

282 Yeah, but I can see how someone could be all "aw hell, him again? Yes he was good but can we talk about anyone else". I got SO tired of seeing a dark elf with a large feline that I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

Imagine 3 Dritz's in one party each trying to out-mysterious each other. You find yourself double checking the volume of 20ft radius Fireball cast underground.

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:43 PM (ciYHQ)

283 I also thought Mad Magazine's Don Martin was a master cartoonist and humorist. We'll never see anyone again like these guys with their wit and talent.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 09:43 PM (oT7pT)

284 Oh c’mon. Ok let’s go with Linkin Park.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2026 09:43 PM (Uh88k)

285 I'm not one of the smart people. But but stirring up Protestant vs. Catholic on the blog is probably not going to help against the Islamofascist threat that threatens us all.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 09:31 PM (lpTXP)


It is the purity test thing. We start chewing on each others' guts and forget who we are supposed to fight.
It is like an Italian family argument where the majority takes time out to fight over why the others are supporting the majority position for the wrong reasons.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 09:44 PM (rbvCR)

286 BTW, it’s not just Tolkien I dislike, but fantasy in general. I’d probably hate The Wizard of Oz, too, if I hadn’t been raised on it.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

287 Nickelback. Discuss.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 09:44 PM (lpTXP)

288 Yeah, but I can see how someone could be all "aw hell, him again? Yes he was good but can we talk about anyone else". I got SO tired of seeing a dark elf with a large feline that I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

Imagine 3 Dritz's in one party each trying to out-mysterious each other. You find yourself double checking the volume of 20ft radius Fireball cast underground.
Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:43 PM (ciYHQ)
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The way you do that is you talk about something else. I was really geeked about China, so I talked about China. I didn't take a dump on everyone commenting on cute stuff.

I shall bring this before the membership committee! I promise you, I shall!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:44 PM (ZOv7s)

289 We're still Bat and Sea Stack free this year, so we are most pleased.

Posted by: Penguin Defense League, Enforcement Division at January 27, 2026 09:45 PM (oftw2)

290 Led Zeppelin had a lot of LoTR references.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 09:45 PM (Q+gd/)

291
I don't care for fantasy but I'm not being critical.

Are you drinking?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 27, 2026 09:45 PM (3ek7K)

292 >> It is like an Italian family argument where the majority takes time out to fight over gravy and sauce.

FIFY

And it’s macaroni, not pasta.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2026 09:45 PM (Uh88k)

293 Nickelback. Discuss.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 09:44 PM (lpTXP)

I don't give a fuck, Rockstar is a fun song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

294 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!


Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2026 07:50 PM (k0MVD)

***

It was also Geezer Golf Tuesday, but all the Geezers are still snow birding in warmer climes. (Wimps) But a few still showed up. I was able to win enough to cover my beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 27, 2026 09:46 PM (2WIwB)

295 I’d probably hate The Wizard of Oz, too, if I hadn’t been raised on it.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:44 PM


It's an allegory about the oppression of the proletariat. The Munchkin slaves are ground beneath the heel of the capitalist "Good" Witch.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 09:46 PM (jc0TO)

296 OK, I guess I should stop. I’m enjoying this too much.

So, about that Abe Lincoln guy…

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:46 PM (77rzZ)

297 BTW, it’s not just Tolkien I dislike, but fantasy in general. I’d probably hate The Wizard of Oz, too, if I hadn’t been raised on it.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)
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When a topic comes up that I dislike, I either bring up a subject that I do enjoy (CHINA!!) or log off for the night.

Give it a try.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)

298 >>Blind Faith's album was perfect.

One of my all time favorites.

https://tinyurl.com/mv3se77w

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)

299 Yeah, I don't get it either. The sheer *anger* in the statement speaks volumes about something deeper going on. Myths and legends have been with humanity as long as we've tried to explain the natural world, including real-world historical events.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Didn't Tolkien specifically set out to write a "Hero's Journey" myth for the Christian world? We didn't have an Epic of Gilgamesh, an Odyssey, or a Journey To The West, because the Bible is not myth. King Arthur is relatively weak sauce in comparison to the likes of Gilgamesh and Heracles.

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)

300 I don't give a fuck, Rockstar is a fun song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)
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Rockstar Sea Shanty is hilarious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (ESVrU)

301 And don't even get started on that old colonizing wizard with his advanced technology overawing the simple folk.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (jc0TO)

302 There is always Lovecraft.
For certain interpretations of good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 09:34 PM (/lPRQ)


I was thinking today that Tim Powers was doing a modern take on Lovecraft. Not so much the Elder and Deep and Old things, but more of the hidden world in plain sight.
Maybe more Jorge Borges

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (rbvCR)

303 If you guys would like to see a pretty good documentary about Oklahoma rednecks and seedy bars in the 70’s-80’s I recommend Red Dog.

It was made by Country song writer Luke Dick about his life as a kid and what he found out about his mom.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 09:48 PM (KDPiq)

304 Didn't Tolkien specifically set out to write a "Hero's Journey" myth for the Christian world? We didn't have an Epic of Gilgamesh, an Odyssey, or a Journey To The West, because the Bible is not myth. King Arthur is relatively weak sauce in comparison to the likes of Gilgamesh and Heracles.
Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)
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I think it was more of an *English* mythology than one specifically for Christendom, though Tolkien's Catholicism is deeply woven throughout the Legendarium.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 09:48 PM (ESVrU)

305 "it’s not just Tolkien I dislike, but fantasy in general. I’d probably hate The Wizard of Oz, too, if I hadn’t been raised on it."

Is it the idealism of fantasy that irritates you?

Having been fcked over by my own idealism lately I can relate to the complaint it sets you up to be the Fool

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 09:49 PM (ciYHQ)

306 Bulg is right. Fiction and Fantasy are lies. Why would anyone spend time on lies? Phony, Fictitious, Nonsense. Put on your big boy/girl pants and stop the baloney.

Posted by: Truth Marching On at January 27, 2026 09:49 PM (oftw2)

307 Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)

From what I understand, he thought England had been robbed by the Roman conquest of its inherent mythology, so he set out to write one.

Also, he explicitly wanted to write a world that had not had a savior or the concept of eventual triumph of good. He was also trying to explore Nordic fatalism in a lot of ways. He thought the idea of fighting on, when you KNOW you will lose AND there is no victory in the afterlife was the ultimate form of courage.

He was exploring a lot of themes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

308 don't give a fuck, Rockstar is a fun song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

I like the video a lot.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 09:50 PM (KDPiq)

309 It's an allegory about the oppression of the proletariat. The Munchkin slaves are ground beneath the heel of the capitalist "Good" Witch.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 09:46 PM (jc0TO)


Pfft, it is about catspawing a murder scheme against rivals told from the fish's point of view.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 09:51 PM (rbvCR)

310 Beowulf was an English mythology story.

Anglo-Saxon more accurately.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 09:52 PM (KDPiq)

311 Amelia is trying to re-edumacate the sleepy British masses. Probably too late, but the memes have been fun.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 09:52 PM (lpTXP)

312 Didn't Tolkien specifically set out to write a "Hero's Journey" myth for the Christian world? We didn't have an Epic of Gilgamesh, an Odyssey, or a Journey To The West, because the Bible is not myth. King Arthur is relatively weak sauce in comparison to the likes of Gilgamesh and Heracles.
Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)
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Yes, and what's interesting is how much the modern left HATES his work, and tries to vandalize it at every turn.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)

313 310 Beowulf was an English mythology story.

Anglo-Saxon more accurately.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 27, 2026 09:52 PM (KDPiq)

But even they are somewhat late comers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:53 PM (zZu0s)

314 Thanks all, for letting me vent.

It was fun. But I still hate Tolkien, and fantasy in particular.

But I won’t belabor the topic any more.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:53 PM (77rzZ)

315 Yes, and what's interesting is how much the modern left HATES his work, and tries to vandalize it at every turn.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)
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Amazon's Rangzzz of (Girl)Power is the ultimate proof of this.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2026 09:54 PM (ESVrU)

316 Also, he explicitly wanted to write a world that had not had a savior or the concept of eventual triumph of good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Which is sort of funny, because Gandalf saved his party by going mano-a-mano with the balrog of Moria, fell into the underworld with it, defeated it, and returned later, so changed that his closest friends didn't recognize him. Sounds familiar.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)

317 Be well, Bulg.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 27, 2026 09:55 PM (lpTXP)

318 Also, he explicitly wanted to write a world that had not had a savior or the concept of eventual triumph of good. He was also trying to explore Nordic fatalism in a lot of ways. He thought the idea of fighting on, when you KNOW you will lose AND there is no victory in the afterlife was the ultimate form of courage.

He was exploring a lot of themes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
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Partially correct. Tolkien absolutely believed in the afterlife, and the spirit realm (and life after death) is infused into his work. The fatalism is that in the *material world* evil seems to keep winning, and he uses the Long Defeat to describe how evil seems to be winning but God's victory remains ultimately assured.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

319 What is the problem with Nickelback?

Best I can is that everything not played on the radio really sucks and everybody who bought a CD feels ripped off.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 27, 2026 09:55 PM (/lPRQ)

320 The Silmarillion is even more intense in this regard. The good guys are heroic, incredibly brave, but they keep losing. They lose it all. Everything. Evil wins.

But then...you get the idea.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)

321 Sorry, folks. I grew up in a family of six argumentative kids. So sometimes I just need to recreate the family arguments, for old times’ sake. I have no personal animus against any of you.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:59 PM (77rzZ)

322 Which is sort of funny, because Gandalf saved his party by going mano-a-mano with the balrog of Moria, fell into the underworld with it, defeated it, and returned later, so changed that his closest friends didn't recognize him. Sounds familiar.....
Posted by: mikeski at January 27, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)
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Tolkien was planting the seeds for people to hear Christian stories and think "Hey, that's just like that book I read!" Make the mystic feel familiar. It has worked.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 27, 2026 09:59 PM (ZOv7s)

323 Sorry, folks. I grew up in a family of six argumentative kids. So sometimes I just need to recreate the family arguments, for old times’ sake. I have no personal animus against any of you.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 09:59 PM (77rzZ)
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That's why we're here!

Posted by: Bulg's Free Family Therapy Clinic at January 27, 2026 10:00 PM (ZOv7s)

324 317 Thank you, Mary. I will try.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 10:00 PM (77rzZ)

325 NOOD

ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 10:02 PM (ULPxl)

326 I thought Chevy wagons had names like Nomad, Brookwood, Kingswood, etc. Ford never called its wagons Galaxies, they used Ranch Wagon, Country Sedan and Country Squire. I'm slightly skeptical about that 409 Impala Wagon.

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