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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0) 2
Howdoo
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 07:31 PM (xVja5) 3
Was Spectre before Spooky?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (A32KF) Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (fWAMy) 5
Why do they call the U-2 a spy plane? Because it's in da skies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:33 PM (L/fGl) 6
Was Spectre before Spooky?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (A32KF) I've heard both. I like Spectre. Darker. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 14, 2026 07:33 PM (0aYVJ) 7
Wonder if The Dogbone Podcast is on Spotify
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) 8
Thank you Ace for every day!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 14, 2026 07:34 PM (Mt/k/) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 07:34 PM (zYpTz) 10
willowed -
>>> 240 New leftist defense of Good just dropped: the agent was wearing body armor, which will protect him from being hit by a car, so he's pretending to be hurt. I am not making this up. Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 07:31 PM (wItF4) Ok. Let's issue body armor to the "peaceful protestors" and then we can run them over at will. They'll be fine, right? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 07:34 PM (ULPxl) 11
Buenos nachos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2026 07:34 PM (kNpNa) 12
Why do they call the U-2 a spy plane? Because it's in da skies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:33 PM (L/fGl) Dragon Lady. Also the TR-1. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 07:35 PM (fWAMy) 13
>>> 11 Buenos nachos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2026 07:34 PM (kNpNa) Nachos? Where??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 07:35 PM (ULPxl) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 07:36 PM (Jxa0O) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 07:36 PM (g47mK) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 07:36 PM (g47mK) 17
MOAR!!!
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 07:36 PM (g47mK) 18
Does Eilean Donan Castle have huge . . . tracts of land?
Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at January 14, 2026 07:37 PM (wVcYX) 19
I see why they called that castle "Eilean". It appears to be out of plumb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 07:37 PM (8zz6B) 20
Is Castle crooked?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:38 PM (A32KF) 21
Those dogs become one with Mudder nature.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 14, 2026 07:38 PM (Mt/k/) 22
Duncanthrax's nightmare.
Aiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Imagine being trapped behind it. The smell ... the smell. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1) 23
I see why they called that castle "Eilean". It appears to be out of plumb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 07:37 PM (8zz6B) If it were a Shinto Shrine, it would be Iran. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 07:39 PM (fWAMy) 24
Is Castle crooked?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:38 PM (A32KF) --- Eh. If it falls down into the swamp, they'll just build another one on top of it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 07:39 PM (ESVrU) 25
Betsy is living her best life and I'd go out of my way to say hi to her and those muddy dogs are having a blast but I wouldn't want to clean them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 07:40 PM (xJGPn) 26
Come on Eileen~
Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Runners at January 14, 2026 07:41 PM (mlg/3) 27
If it were a Shinto Shrine, it would be Iran. Posted by: Diogenes at January Stoopid phone. Irean. Irean!!! Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 07:42 PM (fWAMy) 28
You met a man on the Oregon Trail.
His name is Terry. You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 07:42 PM (krQz2) 29
Mig 29s?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:42 PM (A32KF) 30
Ok. Let's issue body armor to the "peaceful protestors" and then we can run them over at will. They'll be fine, right?
- I have a better idea. Trump's HHS needs to issue a statement that bullet proof vests will not protect you from being hit by a car. And let Tik Tok run its course. Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 07:44 PM (vSvIl) 31
Germany's move to resurrect the dreaded "Fallschirmpinguinkorps" to invade Greenland has sparked a new controversy over use of biological warfare. These foul-flippered fowl from the sky will leave a trail of destruction unequaled by any other seabird, and are specifically barred by the Geneva Convention because of the inhuman torture inflicted by their mere presence.
The people of Greenland will soon be begging President Donald J Trump for relief from the malodorous mephitic marauders. This may prove to be yet another huge mistake on the part of the Germans. Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 14, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F) 32
Wait. These people have watched too many movies.
They think body armor protects against blunt force trauma? I remember... a demolition ranch video where he had a plate from a new company that said it could stop a .50 bmg armor piercing. Iirc, the plate did stop one round but also ruptured the organs of the test dummy slightly. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s) 33
Rhinonan?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:47 PM (A32KF) 34
The people of Greenland will soon be begging President Donald J Trump for relief from the malodorous mephitic marauders.
Posted by: Penguin Facts I saw Malodorous Mephitic Marauders open for Noxious Necrotic Nomads at the Garden back in the old days. Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 07:47 PM (cYBz/) 35
Finished printing all of James Bond 3D posters.
The posters span the Connery, Lazenby and Moore eras. The Dalton, Brosnan and Craig Errors are yet to come. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2026 07:47 PM (XV/Pl) 36
Let the Germans go there, spend the rest of winter and do nothing
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0) 37
259 152 Video of the latest ramming.
https://is.gd/x6YfyI Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, --- There's patience and there's stupid. When he/she tried to back into that agent time was up. No lesson learned. They are going to do it again. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 07:48 PM (y79kU) 38
a bunch of lefty jihadists using cars to kill, bastards
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 07:49 PM (g47mK) 39
Are we bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2026 07:49 PM (cWNll) 40
How is the German Army at fighting on Hoth?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:49 PM (A32KF) 41
Is Castle crooked?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:38 PM (A32KF) Can we get Detective Becket's opinion on that? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2026 07:50 PM (mP0Kj) 42
Are we bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2026 07:49 PM (cWNll) On it! Posted by: Zombie Brothers Brian, Dennis, & Carl Wilson at January 14, 2026 07:50 PM (wVcYX) 43
Is Castle crooked?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:38 PM (A32KF) Can we get Detective Becket's opinion on that? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2026 07:50 PM (mP0Kj) Huh. I liked that show. Then it got weird. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s) 44
Wait. These people have watched too many movies.
They think body armor protects against blunt force trauma? - Not movies, video games, maybe D&D. Improving the armor stat makes damage less likely or lower magnitude from all sources. Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 07:51 PM (vSvIl) 45
a bunch of lefty jihadists using cars to kill, bastards
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 07:49 PM (g47mK) --- Nope in Wisconsin, the SUV drove over all those people out on the street. He was just the passenger. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 07:51 PM (krQz2) 46
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 07:53 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 07:53 PM (2L+MU) Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2026 07:53 PM (6LzyB) Posted by: Auspex at January 14, 2026 07:54 PM (Y8DZL) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 07:54 PM (g47mK) 51
"the plate did stop one round but also ruptured the organs of the test dummy slightly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone " It would certainly knock you down. Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F) 52
>>It would certainly knock you down.
It would break your bones / spine. I have seen .338 Lapua split an elk spine clear up through the skull. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 07:57 PM (ZcsJV) 53
I've been to that castle. Honestly, they all start looking alike after a while.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2026 07:57 PM (3uBP9) 54
31 Germany's move to resurrect the dreaded "Fallschirmpinguinkorps" to invade Greenland has sparked a new controversy over use of biological warfare. - Penguin Facts
Wie lächerlich! Er, I mean, how ridiculous. Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 07:57 PM (2L+MU) 55
a bunch of lefty jihadists using cars to kill, bastards
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 07:49 PM (g47mK) --- Nope in Wisconsin, the SUV drove over all those people out on the street. He was just the passenger. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 07:51 PM (krQz2) That's what I was saying! Posted by: Shirtless Darrell Brooks at January 14, 2026 07:58 PM (wVcYX) 56
I suppose body armor might stop a cannonball from going thru you too.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F) 57
>>> There's patience and there's stupid. When he/she tried to back into that agent time was up. No lesson learned.
They are going to do it again. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 07:48 PM (y79kU) Some things can only be learned effectively through attrition. Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2026 07:58 PM (3uBP9) 58
Remember that Tom and Jerry cartoon where a cat after a mouse but the "mouse" is actually a kangaroo and it beats his ass unholy?
No, but I remember multiple Looney Tunes where that happened to Sylvester. Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 14, 2026 07:59 PM (soUkD) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 08:00 PM (ZcsJV) 60
I got the floating cat immediately because I have cats.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:00 PM (KDPiq) 61
OT, but it might be ti.e for Geico to take that AJ Brown commercial out of the rotation.
Posted by: Wally at January 14, 2026 08:01 PM (DEw/K) 62
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 14, 2026 08:01 PM (SRRAx) Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F) 64
How come Barack Obongo and his pay master Valerie The Ferret are so quiet lately?
Shouldn't they be Iran trying to stop the bloodshed? Hope and Change Baby! Posted by: Idiot Obama Voter at January 14, 2026 08:02 PM (R/m4+) 65
Read ghis morning the ICE agent who was hit by Renee had internal injuries
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0) 66
Remember that Tom and Jerry cartoon where a cat after a mouse but the "mouse" is actually a kangaroo and it beats his ass unholy?
That was Looney Tunes. The original Masters of Disaster. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2026 08:02 PM (kNpNa) 67
"time."
Posted by: Wally at January 14, 2026 08:02 PM (DEw/K) 68
I got the floating cat immediately because I have cats.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:00 PM (KDPiq) one of mine even sleeps in a tub. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 08:03 PM (8avO+) 69
62 Zdravstyuy (“Hi,” in Russian), Teresa!
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 08:03 PM (77rzZ) 70
Yeah, I don't think it would stop a cannon ball. Or as garrett said, it would not matter if it did not 'penetrate' the vest because it would penetrate you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s) 71
I’m still shaking my head over the NYT claiming that Trump and Hegseth committed a war crime by using a plane that looked like a civilian aircraft to attack the drug boats.
Specifically they complained that we used an aircraft that looked like a 737 - because they don’t know that the Navy’s P-8 Poseidon is built on a 737 airframe. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:04 PM (xVja5) 72
>>> I suppose body armor might stop a cannonball from going thru you too.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F) At some point the transfer of the momentum, with high enough mass and velocity, no matter how well distributed on the target with perfect body armor, will kill just by sudden impulse of the target. The only ways to protect against that is to greatly expand the time range of transference, like with a giant loonytoon bouncy spring or redirect the projectile in a way that imparts a small fraction of the momentum to the target. Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2026 08:05 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 14, 2026 08:05 PM (2NXkw) 74
Some things can only be learned effectively through attrition.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2026 07:58 PM (3uBP9) --- This is key. The media can only sustain the Current Thing for so long before it becomes boring and the new Current Thing comes along. Trump is the master of this. Ignore polling and the fake "Guys, I talked to MAGA guys who now think unlimited immigration is okay!" garbage. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:05 PM (ZOv7s) 75
66 Remember that Tom and Jerry cartoon where a cat after a mouse but the "mouse" is actually a kangaroo and it beats his ass unholy?
That was Looney Tunes. The original Masters of Disaster. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2026 08:02 PM (kNpNa) Jerry was a dick. I always rooted for Tom. Posted by: Just trying to do his job, man! at January 14, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/) 76
57 Some things can only be learned effectively through attrition. - banana dream
M'yes. Lots and lots of attrition, most likely. Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 08:07 PM (2L+MU) 77
Leopard seals. Don't leave home without one.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1) 78
"You would be pudding.
Posted by: garrett" The results would probably be carried for some ways. Posted by: fd This where conservation of momentum comes into play - Weight of man at rest + weight of cannonball x speed1 (say 1000 fps) = man + cannonball going downrange at say 900 fps... But the forces of near instant acceleration would leave most man bits going laterally outward. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 08:08 PM (/lPRQ) 79
>>> 71 I’m still shaking my head over the NYT claiming that Trump and Hegseth committed a war crime by using a plane that looked like a civilian aircraft to attack the drug boats.
Specifically they complained that we used an aircraft that looked like a 737 - because they don’t know that the Navy’s P-8 Poseidon is built on a 737 airframe. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:04 PM (xVja5) They are shit-flinging chimps hoping a turd will stick to the wall. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 08:08 PM (ULPxl) 80
73 Toora, loora, toora, loo-rye-aye
Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 14, 2026 08:05 PM Musically, that was a great tune. But the story and the picture was sketchy to say the least. By the way, have you seen those people today? Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 08:08 PM (LHPAg) 81
At some point the transfer of the momentum, with high enough mass and velocity, no matter how well distributed on the target with perfect body armor, will kill just by sudden impulse of the target. The only ways to protect against that is to greatly expand the time range of transference, like with a giant loonytoon bouncy spring or redirect the projectile in a way that imparts a small fraction of the momentum to the target.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2026 08:05 PM (3uBP9) --- During the Battle of Mobile Bay, the Confederate ironclad (the Tennessee, I think) took so many hits that the doors to the gunports jammed shut (you closed them after each shot for obvious reasons). Two crewmen tried to jimmy them open and a shot hit the doors as they were pressed up against it. The doors held against the shot, but both men were killed instantly and their remains were shoveled into a bucket. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (ZOv7s) 82
Some great swing music in some of those old Tom and Jerry cartoons from the 1940s. I remember one, especially, featuring Tom and his homemade zoot suit.
Solid, Jackson! Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (2L+MU) 83
Star Trek is on. It's the one where they have to save their own butts by going back in time to make sure some bleeding heart liberal gets killed.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Tom at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1) 85
No way in hell has Trump heard the killing has stopped.
He's being tactful and waiting for assets to be in place. You don't tell the people of Iran "Help is on the way!" only to say "all good yo.." I hope Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 14, 2026 08:10 PM (XLfSN) 86
Remember that Tom and Jerry cartoon where a cat after a mouse but the "mouse" is actually a kangaroo and it beats his ass unholy?
That was Looney Tunes. The original Masters of Disaster. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2026 08:02 PM (kNpNa) Jerry was a dick. I always rooted for Tom. Posted by: Just trying to do his job, man! at January 14, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/) I think in Tom and Jerry there was a cartoon where Jerry had a super strong relative come to visit. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 08:10 PM (8avO+) 87
USE Boeing C-17 Globe master only military aircraft showing over Iran right now.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:10 PM (u/kd+) 88
The Tom and Jerry’s I liked best don’t get shown much; those are the ones where you see Mammy’s feet in slippers chasing Tom around with a broom.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:10 PM (xVja5) 89
UAE Boeing C-17 Globe master only military aircraft showing over Iran right now.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:10 PM (u/kd+) 90
Leopard seals. Don't leave home without one.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1) Females reach lengths of up to 3.8 meters (12.5 feet) and weigh over 500 kg (1,100 lbs). Their slender, sensuous bodies and large front flippers . . . Large front flippers! It's a flipper thread! Posted by: Male Leopard Seals at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX) 91
This where conservation of momentum comes into play -
Weight of man at rest + weight of cannonball x speed1 (say 1000 fps) = man + cannonball going downrange at say 900 fps... But the forces of near instant acceleration would leave most man bits going laterally outward. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 08:08 PM (/lPRQ) --- Cannonball rolling along the ground and stupid soldier casually puts a foot out to stop it, like was a rubber ball - loses lower leg. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (ZOv7s) 92
"But the forces of near instant acceleration would leave most man bits going laterally outward.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher " Yes, but would the cannonball go THRU the body armor? Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (vFG9F) 93
77 Leopard seals. Don't leave home without one. - Duncanthrax
I think you need a concealed carry permit for that. Or do you open carry? That must excite comment down at the office. Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (2L+MU) 94
USE Boeing C-17 Globe master only military aircraft showing over Iran right now.
Posted by: rickb223 Do expect stealth fighters to put on a pole dance or something? Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (mlg/3) 95
rickb223, the others have turned their transponders off.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (0KSrI) 96
>>> 85 No way in hell has Trump heard the killing has stopped.
He's being tactful and waiting for assets to be in place. You don't tell the people of Iran "Help is on the way!" only to say "all good yo.." I hope Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 14, 2026 08:10 PM (XLfSN) "Nice doggie!" *gets ready to swing big stick* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (ULPxl) 97
Is it gray on the ground?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (A32KF) 98
>> Two crewmen tried to jimmy them open and a shot hit the doors as they were pressed up against it. The doors held against the shot, but both men were killed instantly and their remains were shoveled into a bucket.
Yep. Pudding. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (ZcsJV) 99
The doors held against the shot, but both men were killed instantly and their remains were shoveled into a bucket.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Ka-BONNNG !!! Hey, where Billy and Bubba go?! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (/lPRQ) 100
Star Trek is on. It's the one where they have to save their own butts by going back in time to make sure some bleeding heart liberal gets killed.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F) -- "City on the Edge of Forever"? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (ESVrU) 101
My favorite Tom and Jerry episode was when they flooded the kitchen and opened the freezer and made it into an ice rink. As a little kid I thought that might be possible . I'm glad I had a few doubts or I would have been in huge trouble.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (KDPiq) 102
Star Trek is on. It's the one where they have to save their own butts by going back in time to make sure some bleeding heart liberal gets killed.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F) --- They should so a remake where the chick is ugly with blue hair and a nose ring, and Kirk pushes her in front of the bus. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s) 103
Remember that Tom and Jerry cartoon where a cat after a mouse but the "mouse" is actually a kangaroo and it beats his ass unholy? Sylvester and Hippety Hopper https://t.ly/M6AOr Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 08:13 PM (pkeXY) 104
>>> 102 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they have to save their own butts by going back in time to make sure some bleeding heart liberal gets killed.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F) --- They should so a remake where the chick is ugly with blue hair and a nose ring, and Kirk Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 08:13 PM (ULPxl) 105
"But the forces of near instant acceleration would leave most man bits going laterally outward.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher " Yes, but would the cannonball go THRU the body armor? Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (vFG9F) Probably. But even if it did not the forces would pass through the material and play havoc with the body behind. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (8avO+) 106
Ka-BONNNG !!!
Hey, where Billy and Bubba go?! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (/lPRQ) --- Get me a mop! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (ZOv7s) 107
100 Joan Collins at her hottest…mmmmmm…
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (77rzZ) 108
0 knots.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (A32KF) 109
rickb223, the others have turned their transponders off.
Posted by: Ben Had Earlier, I was able to catch a refueling tanker up. All the go fasts have their stuff off. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (u/kd+) 110
Relax, don't do it
When you want to go to it Relax, don't do it When you want to...come on Eileen Posted by: Richard Cheese at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (r8wm1) 111
UAE Boeing C-17 Globe master only military aircraft showing over Iran right now.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:10 PM (u/kd+) The only one squawking on a civilian frequency... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (/HDaX) 112
I am really liking this new Saint Tropez Orchestra LP.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (ZcsJV) 113
"They should so a remake where the chick is ugly with blue hair and a nose ring, and Kirk pushes her in front of the bus.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd" LOL. Comment of the week material there. Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F) 114
Boeing C-17 Globe master only military aircraft showing over Iran right now.
Posted by: rickb223 Do expect stealth fighters to put on a pole dance or something? Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 08:11 PM (mlg/3) It would be unexy, that's for sure Posted by: Josephistan at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (s7c5F) 115
They should so a remake where the chick is ugly with blue hair and a nose ring, and Kirk pushes her in front of the bus encourages her to protest deportations.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 08:13 PM (ULPxl) *enter Bearded Spock* "Mr. Kyle, your agonizer, please." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:15 PM (ZOv7s) 116
USE Boeing C-17 Globe master only military aircraft showing over Iran right now.
Posted by: rickb223 Probably just dropping some MREs out to our Green Beanies... Weapons, ammo, RPGs, explosives, radios.... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 08:15 PM (/lPRQ) 117
100 in, so. That Nick Shirley guy reminds me a bit of Charley Kirk.
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 08:15 PM (LHPAg) 118
Star Trek is on. It's the one where they have to save their own butts by going back in time to make sure some bleeding heart liberal gets killed.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F) *sniffs* I love a story with a happy ending. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 08:16 PM (2WIwB) 119
Open the whole can of Whup-Ass!!
Posted by: Sailor, Uncommon Valor at January 14, 2026 08:16 PM (wVcYX) 120
"Probably. But even if it did not the forces would pass through the material and play havoc with the body behind.
Posted by: Oldcat" I'm thinking they would not find anything but the vest. Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:16 PM (vFG9F) 121
113 "They should so a remake where the chick is ugly with blue hair and a nose ring, and Kirk pushes her in front of the bus.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd" LOL. Comment of the week material there. Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F) My name is Eddie Keeler. I use he/they/xhim pronouns. Posted by: EDITH IS MY DEADNAME, BIGOT! at January 14, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/) 122
"City on the Edge of Forever"?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (ESVrU) --- Woke remake is "City on the Edge of Whatever." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:16 PM (ZOv7s) 123
83 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they have to save their own butts by going back in time to make sure some bleeding heart liberal gets killed.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F) Harlan Ellison wrote that one. I remember before I was online, I had always thought that was one of the best TOS episodes of all, but I never heard people talk about it. Later when online polls became a thing, turned out that that one and Tribbles are regarded as the two best TOS episodes of all. (Balance of Terror is a close third) And amazing that with just one not so big part in one episode, Joan Collin’s became one of the most memorable guest stars that Original Trek ever had on. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:17 PM (xVja5) 124
Past my bedtime
Everyone have a good night Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0) 125
You can get lower and see better.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 08:18 PM (A32KF) 126
Still no better Star Trek episode than The Way to Eden.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:18 PM (KDPiq) 127
Probably just dropping some MREs out to our Green Beanies...
Weapons, ammo, RPGs, explosives, radios.... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 08:15 PM (/lPRQ) --- It's the laser pointer to amuse what's left of Iran's air defense. "Follow the glowing dot!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s) 128
"Probably. But even if it did not the forces would pass through the material and play havoc with the body behind.
Posted by: Oldcat" I'm thinking they would not find anything but the vest. Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:16 PM (vFG9F) --- I vaguely remember a Looney Toons episode with Marvin the Martian and Daffy Duck where Daffy is wearing "disintegration proof" armor. Marvin shoots Daffy with a disintegration ray and the armor is the only thing that remains. Daffy turns into a pile of dust (temporarily, of course). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 08:19 PM (ESVrU) 129
You know what I love about Iranians/Persian? the next level sense of humor. that is totally lacking in arabs.
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:19 PM (g47mK) 130
"They should so a remake where the chick is ugly with blue hair and a nose ring, and Kirk pushes her in front of the bus.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd" LOL. Comment of the week material there. Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F) My name is Eddie Keeler. I use he/they/xhim pronouns. Played by Ellen Page of course Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:19 PM (2GVsD) 131
Still no better Star Trek episode than The Way to Eden.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:18 PM (KDPiq) You reach, brother! Posted by: Adam at January 14, 2026 08:19 PM (wVcYX) 132
I liked the Star Trek episode where the Tibblles went through Pon Farr.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ) 133
And amazing that with just one not so big part in one episode, Joan Collin’s became one of the most memorable guest stars that Original Trek ever had on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:17 PM (xVja5) --- Because she was hot. They had lots of sultry chicks but she was something else. I mean, how old was she when "Dynasty" was on? Still turned heads. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s) 134
>>I vaguely remember a Looney Toons episode with Marvin the Martian and Daffy Duck where Daffy is wearing "disintegration proof" armor. Marvin shoots Daffy with a disintegration ray and the armor is the only thing that remains. Daffy turns into a pile of dust (temporarily, of course).
Only thing left was his beak. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 08:20 PM (ZcsJV) Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:20 PM (KDPiq) 136
Here’s a new book you could buy.
JESUS MELTS ICE A Theological Response to the Martyrdom of Renee Nicole Good for the Undocumented Immigrant By: Jeff Hood Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 08:20 PM (L/fGl) 137
Eager young space cadet Porky Pig, "but but h ow ... h... ow do do you reintegrate a duck?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD) 138
It is a good episode, even if Spock's tube operated computer device thingy built with stone knives and bearskins was a bit farfetched.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F) 139
You know what I love about Iranians/Persian? the next level sense of humor. that is totally lacking in arabs.
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:19 PM (g47mK) --- A very cultured, erudite, sophisticated people who got hijacked by a bunch of low-rent goons thanks to Jimmy Carter. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s) 140
remake where the chick is ugly with blue hair and a nose ring, and Kirk pushes her in front of the bus.
That's more a Captain Malcolm Reynolds move. Posted by: the last thing you see will be my bla at January 14, 2026 08:21 PM (gKWVE) 141
Joan Collins was Liz-Taylor adjacent. Stunning.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 08:21 PM (77rzZ) 142
A very cultured, erudite, sophisticated people who got hijacked by a bunch of low-rent goons thanks to Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s) I know, I know...soon! Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:22 PM (g47mK) 143
Still no better Star Trek episode than The Way to Eden.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:18 PM (KDPiq) HERBERT! Posted by: Like groovy far out man at January 14, 2026 08:22 PM (TbWk/) 144
The fall of the mullahs means Islam just took a huge nut punch.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 08:22 PM (0KSrI) 145
I liked the Star Trek episode where the Tibblles went through Pon Farr.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ) --- "Amok Time" was great. The music alone is spectacular. Is there anything iconic as that fight music? "Bring thee, the lerpa!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s) 146
Maybe the Mullahs can move in with Gaylord and Michelle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD) 147
144 The fall of the mullahs means Islam just took a huge nut punch.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 08:22 PM (0KSrI) And a Trump brand teabagging, one hopes. Posted by: Big beautiful teabags, the very best at January 14, 2026 08:24 PM (TbWk/) 148
144 The fall of the mullahs means Islam just took a huge nut punch.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 08:22 PM It's the only way, and the Persians deserve a civilized life. Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 08:24 PM (LHPAg) 149
I know, I know...soon!
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:22 PM (g47mK) --- Think about it. The end of the Oil Wars. Hamas defunded. The Palis without sponsors, forced to face reality at last. And people could actually go to Iran. What an awesome historical tour they could put together! That joint would be flowing in cash. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:25 PM (2GVsD) 151
Joan Collins at 91 is better looking than the entire "Acadamy" cast. Posted by: Auspex at January 14, 2026 08:25 PM (Y8DZL) 152
Think about it. The end of the Oil Wars. Hamas defunded. The Palis without sponsors, forced to face reality at last.
And people could actually go to Iran. What an awesome historical tour they could put together! That joint would be flowing in cash. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s) I am not crying! You're crying ! Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:26 PM (g47mK) 153
T'Pau, "Bring thee, the lerpa!"
Stonn, "but I wanna use the Ahnwoon!" Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:25 PM (2GVsD) --- Old Trek was so good. "I think you will find that having is not the same as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s) 154
They are probably paying Holly Hunter the entire SFX budget just to put up with the garbage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:26 PM (2GVsD) 155
Tousi has said when the regime falls he' s going to open a bar and grill that serves BBQ.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 08:26 PM (0KSrI) 156
Christy Brinkley still rocking at 71.
And Martha Stewart was okay when young but she aged better than all her peers. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:27 PM (KDPiq) 157
Harlan Ellison wrote that one. I remember before I was online, I had always thought that was one of the best TOS episodes of all, but I never heard people talk about it.
Fun fact: Harlan wrote the screenplay, with a scene were the Enterprise guys arrive on the planet and everything is covered in runes (ancient Viking writing.) When it was filmed, the sets had the planet covered in ruins. Well, I thought it was a knee-slapper. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 14, 2026 08:27 PM (PH3st) 158
I am not crying! You're crying !
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:26 PM (g47mK) --- US Navy recruiting would go through the roof at the prospect of port calls to see the stunning Persian girls with their hair down. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s) 159
--- Because she was hot. They had lots of sultry chicks but she was something else. I mean, how old was she when "Dynasty" was on? Still turned heads. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s) Yep, she was the kind of woman that for most of us, if we were standing in front of her at her prime, we could only say “hamina hamina hamina…” Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (xVja5) 160
150 T'Pau, "Bring thee, the lerpa!"
Stonn, "but I wanna use the Ahnwoon!" Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:25 PM That's silly. You grandfather neutered himself with that thing. Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (LHPAg) 161
US Navy recruiting would go through the roof at the prospect of port calls to see the stunning Persian girls with their hair down.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s) Join the navy, see the world! Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (g47mK) 162
They are probably paying Holly Hunter the entire SFX budget just to put up with the garbage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:26 PM (2GVsD) --- Why is she wearing BCGs and carrying marbles in her mouth? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s) 163
There has to be another Persis Khambata in Iran.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) 164
> And Martha Stewart was okay when young but she aged better than all her peers.
---------- At my age... the most "bangable of the babes" from that era. Probably not sayin much. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 08:29 PM (NwnyJ) 165
The City on The Edge of Tomorrow was pretty good despite being written by the King of Asshole Writers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 08:30 PM (mlg/3) 166
US Navy recruiting would go through the roof at the prospect of port calls to see the stunning Persian girls with their hair down.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s) They need to redeem themselves from the Obama Navy. ( thinking of our last Navy contact with Iran) Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:31 PM (KDPiq) 167
Yep, she was the kind of woman that for most of us, if we were standing in front of her at her prime, we could only say “hamina hamina hamina…”
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (xVja5) --- Just a delight to watch. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:31 PM (ZOv7s) 168
And a Trump brand teabagging, one hopes.
Posted by: Big beautiful teabags If Trump doesn't start a tea company after he gets out of office, he will have missed a HUGE opportunity. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:31 PM (u/kd+) 169
"King of Asshole Writers"
Let me guess... Ellison? you might mean City on the Edge of Forever. that reminds me, I never did get to play "I Have No Mouth And I Must Eat Ice Cream" Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2026 08:32 PM (gKWVE) 170
Just imagine if the Space Hippies had gone through the Guardian and wound up in Imperial Rome.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD) 171
Ellison's original script for "City" had a drug addict go through and screw things up. Gene and his vision of utopia rewrote so it was Bones instead.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:33 PM (2GVsD) 172
And people could actually go to Iran. What an awesome historical tour they could put together! That joint would be flowing in cash.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Goldie Ghamari said on her podcast that Iran should give Trump Khomeni's mausoleum and let him turn it into a casino and Trump Tower. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:33 PM (u/kd+) 173
Think about it. The end of the Oil Wars. Hamas defunded. The Palis without sponsors, forced to face reality at last.
------ Only time will tell. It is going to be a while, perhaps a great while before things stablize. We should not kid ourselves about the ability of the Russians, Chinese, and even bit players, to do things that have consequences for us. Posted by: MSM at January 14, 2026 08:34 PM (XeU6L) 174
If Trump doesn't start a tea company after he gets out of office, he will have missed a HUGE opportunity.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:31 PM (u/kd+) --- Don Jr. would be all over that. "Send them to your liberal friends!" "A classy mixture of pumpkin spice and lemon, specifically designed for bitter woke white chicks." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s) 175
Join the navy, see the world!
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (g47mK) Yeah. Thru a porthole. Let's face it, no kid ever said "Let's play Navy!" Evah. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 08:34 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:34 PM (2GVsD) 177
Just imagine if the Space Hippies had gone through the Guardian and wound up in Imperial Rome.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD) Now I'm imagining that the Space Hippies went through a StarGate and landed on Gilligan's Island. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2026 08:35 PM (wVcYX) 178
Fun fact: Harlan wrote the screenplay, with a scene were the Enterprise guys arrive on the planet and everything is covered in runes (ancient Viking writing.)
When it was filmed, the sets had the planet covered in ruins. Well, I thought it was a knee-slapper. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 14, 2026 08:27 PM (PH3st) lol that reminds of the movie “Enemy Mine” with Dennis Quaid and Lou Gosset Jr. After they thought filming was finished they showed it to the studio execs; but they said “where’s the mine?” Director and writer said “no that’s a literary phrase” but the execs said “No, you gotta put a mine in it or you’ll confuse people.” (Only people as dumb as them) So the climax of the film became a big fight in an enemy mine. The execs insisted. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:35 PM (xVja5) 179
Goldie Ghamari said on her podcast that Iran should give Trump Khomeni's mausoleum and let him turn it into a casino and Trump Tower.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:33 PM (u/kd+) I hope that is the second thing that goes up in flames, after Ayatollah's bunker. Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:35 PM (g47mK) 180
>>If Trump doesn't start a tea company after he gets out of office, he will have missed a HUGE opportunity.
Energy Drink : Liberal Tears Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 08:35 PM (ZcsJV) 181
Poor rhino seems to have the Oprah Fat Gene. Too Bad.
Posted by: Mike Rotundo at January 14, 2026 08:35 PM (oftw2) 182
Only time will tell. It is going to be a while, perhaps a great while before things stablize. We should not kid ourselves about the ability of the Russians, Chinese, and even bit players, to do things that have consequences for us.
Posted by: MSM at January 14, 2026 08:34 PM (XeU6L) --- Chinese social media is circulating DIY weapon designs for overthrowing the CCP. Compound bows and crossbows made from wood, pipe and using various elastic and spring component to achieve lethal velocity. Things may get spicy there next. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s) 183
Let me guess... Ellison? you might mean City on the Edge of Forever.
Posted by: gKWVE He doesn't deserve any kind of accuracy. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (mlg/3) 184
They need to redeem themselves from the Obama Navy. ( thinking of our last Navy contact with Iran)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:31 PM They all surrendered. No at Michael Stethem among them. 'Steadfast and Courageous'. Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (LHPAg) 185
China invented the semi-auto crossbow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (2GVsD) 186
Anything definative?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (A32KF) 187
There has to be another Persis Khambata in Iran.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) Even bald she was stupid hot. But I don't think she was Iranian. Posted by: Persis persistence pays at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (TbWk/) 188
And a Trump brand teabagging, one hopes.
Posted by: Big beautiful teabags If Trump doesn't start a tea company after he gets out of office, he will have missed a HUGE opportunity. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:31 PM (u/kd+) *** Thinks about sending Patti Murray a teabag. *shudders* *throws up* Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (2WIwB) 189
I think the Shah was deposed because he became paranoid about the commies and mullahs trying to get him. He wasn't wrong but saw a mullah behind every rock and became brutal and he lost all support.
My point is the next leader can't repeat that mistake. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (KDPiq) 190
What was wrong with Ellison? Apart from the masturbatory robot sadism story (then, game) I noted.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE) 191
Yeah.
Thru a porthole. Let's face it, no kid ever said "Let's play Navy!" Evah. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 08:34 PM (2WIwB) --- Um. Posted by: Harvey Milk to teenage boys at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (2GVsD) 193
There has to be another Persis Khambata in Iran.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) Even bald she was stupid hot. But I don't think she was Iranian. Posted by: Persis persistence pays at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (TbWk/) Indian (dot) Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 08:39 PM (8avO+) 194
Goldie is reading a statement from Reza Pahlavi right now about how the new Iran will be. Farewell to nukes Recognize Israel Extend Abraham accords Provide oil to the free world and more Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 08:39 PM (x4Mz/) 195
China invented the semi-auto crossbow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (2GVsD) --- Don't I know it! They had something along those lines. Even the compound weapons were not Western designs. Fascinating stuff. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:39 PM (ZOv7s) 196
The guy with the lute?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 08:39 PM (A32KF) 197
Energy Drink : Liberal Tears
Posted by: garrett Rob Schneider has a whiskey company called that. $99 a bottle. Supposed to be good. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:39 PM (u/kd+) 198
163 There has to be another Persis Khambata in Iran.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) Just tell her not to cut her damn hair off! I don’t want to fantasize about Yul Brynner! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:40 PM (xVja5) 199
Persis Khambata was Indian, and born in Mumbai Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 14, 2026 08:40 PM (xG4kz) 200
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Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 08:41 PM (LHPAg) 201
Persis was born in Bombay.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (2GVsD) --- "Parsees" are exiled Iranian Zoroastrians, so should be be Persian. There is a community in India. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s) 202
Pray for the brave young people in our military tonight. Posted by: Auspex at January 14, 2026 08:41 PM (Y8DZL) 203
Yeah.
Thru a porthole. Let's face it, no kid ever said "Let's play Navy!" Evah. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 08:34 PM (2WIwB) --- Um. Posted by: Harvey Milk to teenage boys at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (ZOv7s) *** A big difference between "Arrgghh! Ahoy!" And "Arrgghh! A boy!" Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2026 08:42 PM (wVcYX) 205
Goldie is reading a statement from Reza Pahlavi right now about how the new Iran will be.
Farewell to nukes Recognize Israel Extend Abraham accords Provide oil to the free world and more Posted by: Blonde Morticia Who blossoms first? Iran or Venezuela? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:42 PM (u/kd+) 206
Chinese social media is circulating DIY weapon designs for overthrowing the CCP. Compound bows and crossbows made from wood, pipe and using various elastic and spring component to achieve lethal velocity.”
Damned clever, those Chinese. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:42 PM (xVja5) 207
Just imagine if the Space Hippies had gone through the Guardian and wound up in Imperial Rome.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD) ==== I don't think that's a good idea. Posted by: Herbert at January 14, 2026 08:42 PM (RIvkX) 208
I think the Shah was deposed because he became paranoid about the commies and mullahs trying to get him. He wasn't wrong but saw a mullah behind every rock and became brutal and he lost all support.
My point is the next leader can't repeat that mistake. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (KDPiq) --- Jimmeh was determined to find the Iranian """moderates""" and found the Shah distasteful. He was big on that - pissing on our allies for not being perfect so that the Commies toppled them. Total wanker. Soviets invade Afghanistan and we...boycott the Olympics. Total pussy. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s) 209
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Pray for the brave young people in our military tonight. Posted by: Auspex at January 14, 2026 08:41 PM ( And also the Persians, who long for freedom and civilization. Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 08:43 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 14, 2026 08:43 PM (fd80v) 211
If Trump doesn't start a tea company after he gets out of office, he will have missed a HUGE opportunity.
Posted by: rickb223 Didja see this treason? Autism Capital @AutismCapital RFK JR: "The interesting thing about the President is that he eats really bad food like McDonald's and drinks Diet Coke all the time. He has the constitution of a deity. I don't know how he's alive." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 08:43 PM (L/fGl) 212
Is the architect of "Let's facilitate Iran going nuclear" sitting in Kalorama and sucking his thumb these days? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 14, 2026 08:43 PM (xG4kz) 213
Whoops, not "should be a Persian" but "she could" that got jacked up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s) 214
Got to wondering about the Axe and Knife Girl a/k/a Lola of Dundee, who went viral last Summer.
Hard to search on: not only is there a lot of unverifiable information, iI keep getting info on Crocodile Dundee. https://youtu.be/BN7_OJEvDMM Posted by: mindful webworker - world full of heroes and villains at January 14, 2026 08:44 PM (FMpsC) 215
Is the architect of "Let's facilitate Iran going nuclear" sitting in Kalorama and sucking his thumb these days?
He's sucking something... Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD) 216
What was wrong with Ellison? Apart from the masturbatory robot sadism story (then, game) I noted.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE) he was an idea guy not a character guy or an action guy. A guy named Cordwainer Smith did it earlier and a lot better. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 08:44 PM (8avO+) 217
Iranian oil & Venezuelan oil = $.75 cent gas.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:44 PM (u/kd+) 218
Damned clever, those Chinese.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 08:42 PM (xVja5) Ahhh. You s'prize i sleek your ranguage! I study tree year, Oo See Rell Aay! Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 08:44 PM (2WIwB) 219
What was wrong with Ellison? Apart from the masturbatory robot sadism story (then, game) I noted.
Posted by: gKWVE He was a consummate asshole whose talent barely outstripped his douchebag nature. There's probably 12 or so vids on Youscrewd about the stories by now. The guy sued Cameron because Ellison claimed a story of his about a time-traveling robot had the same plot as Terminator. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 08:45 PM (mlg/3) 220
Who blossoms first? Iran or Venezuela? Posted by: rickb223 ============= Iran. Venezuela still has to transition from that Delcy and the lingering chavistas. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 08:45 PM (x4Mz/) 221
Polymarket (via Cobracast) reported that Iran reopened its airspace, then reclosed it half an hour later.
So, they seem spooked. Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 08:45 PM (vSvIl) 222
We're always happy when Dinkelthrax gets bad press around here. His vile comments are noted and cataloged here at headquarters. His time will come.
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at January 14, 2026 08:46 PM (oftw2) 223
58 Remember that Tom and Jerry cartoon where a cat after a mouse but the "mouse" is actually a kangaroo and it beats his ass unholy?
No, but I remember multiple Looney Tunes where that happened to Sylvester. Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 14, 2026 07:59 PM (soUkD) Yes, vintage Warner Bros. Looney Tunes & Merry Melodies. Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 14, 2026 08:46 PM (DPRVO) 224
Polymarket (via Cobracast) reported that Iran reopened its airspace, then reclosed it half an hour later.
=== 🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK) 225
Because she was hot. They had lots of sultry chicks but she was something else.
I mean, how old was she when "Dynasty" was on? Still turned heads. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s) ===== Yeoman. Janice. Rand. Period. Posted by: Herbert at January 14, 2026 08:47 PM (RIvkX) 226
/square sock off
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 08:48 PM (RIvkX) 227
he was an idea guy not a character guy or an action guy. A guy named Cordwainer Smith did it earlier and a lot better.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 08:44 PM (8avO+) --- Paul "Cordwainer Smith" Linebarger literally wrote the book on psychological warfare. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 08:48 PM (ESVrU) 228
Who blossoms first? Iran or Venezuela?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 08:42 PM (u/kd+) --- Iran. Venezuela is an American protectorate and Trump will force the regime to distribute food and provide access to medicine, etc. He has them by the throat and they know it. China will go next because oil will be critically short with Iran offline and Venezuela out of reach. Hard to move troops around without gas. One of the China vids I watch is saying that rebel group names are being floated around, like "Provisional Republic" and stuff. There's a book that might be helpful. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s) 229
China invented the semi-auto crossbow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 08:37 PM (2GVsD) They also invented cast iron and had Jesuits camped in Kowloon with a foundry, and still could never build a decent cannon until the 19th Century Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 08:48 PM (rbvCR) 230
Yeoman. Janice. Rand. Period.
Posted by: Herbert at January 14, 2026 08:47 PM (RIvkX) --- Nah, the bowl of spaghetti she wore on her head was not attractive at all. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:49 PM (ZOv7s) 231
What was wrong with Ellison? Apart from the masturbatory robot sadism story (then, game) I noted.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE) There was a documentary on Ellison on Amazon Prime, with interviews with him. Basically, he was born being mad at the world and stayed that way until the end. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 14, 2026 08:49 PM (PH3st) 232
What was wrong with Ellison? Apart from the masturbatory robot sadism story (then, game) I noted.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE) Harlan Ellison was many things, but "easy to get along with" was not one of them. Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2026 08:49 PM (wVcYX) 234
One of the China vids I watch is saying that rebel group names are being floated around, like "Provisional Republic" and stuff.
There's a book that might be helpful. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s) Fly them into Spain to start a Civil War? Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 08:50 PM (8avO+) 235
Cordwainer Smith wrote a lot of The Starlost tv show.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 08:51 PM (RIvkX) Quick HitsDr. Oz, head of Medicare and Medicaid, reports we're beingreipped off to the tune of billions: DrOzCMSUS orders partial evacuation of military personnel at Qatar military base. The United States military has ordered some personnel to evacuate the Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar amid ongoing demonstrations in Iran and President Donald Trump's suggestion of possible military action, the Associated Press reported, citing "a U.S. official." Al Udeid previously came under Iranian fire in the wake of U.S. strikes on the Islamic Republic's nuclear program last year. The scope of the evacuation remains unclear.Does that mean the strikes are coming? I don't know. Trump announced that he had it on "good authority" that Iran had stopped massacring its people, which sounds like a possible off-ramp to a strike. President Donald Trump said Wednesday that he was told by Iran that the killings of protesters will stop and that there are no plans for further executions. Iran has reportedly killed at least 2,000 anti-regime protesters so far as demonstrations engulf the Middle Eastern country. Some foreign leaders have predicted that Iran's regime is in its final days. Trump said his information was coming from "very important sources on the other side," and that executions, including one of an Iranian shopkeeper, are not expected to take place, despite a notice to the shopkeeper's family indicating otherwise. "We were told that the killing in Iran is stopping, and there's no plan for executions," Trump told reporters. "The killing has stopped. The executions have stopped. There's no plan for executions or an execution. I've been told that on good authority. We'll find out about it. I'm sure if it happens I'll be very upset."
Open Source IntelIs this true? I don't know.
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First!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s) 2
yes!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s) 3
>>>Trump announced that he had it on "good authority" that Iran had stopped massacring its people, which sounds like a possible off-ramp to a strike.
Could be a fake signal to Iran. They think he is backing off just when the strike is ready to go. Posted by: No Name Today at January 14, 2026 06:27 PM (8mulE) 4
Bomb Iran!
Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 14, 2026 06:27 PM (VHzGa) 5
Typp in the lead.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:28 PM (A32KF) 6
Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar · 2h Trump amplifies Islamic Republic of Iran talking points here by saying: “They said people were shooting at them with guns, and they were shooting back — and, you know, it’s one of those things.” =============== Whatever this Iran game is, I wish we could get to the action. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 06:28 PM (Jxa0O) 7
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (KOKV6) 8
I don't think they've finished killing Iranian citizens. The bombings are still on the menu.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (cxFcK) 9
Typo.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (A32KF) 10
Trump thrives on ambiguity. It's how he operates.
He's sending multiple signals to confuse the mullahs. Evacuating the Deed while moving a CSG into theater is on pace with this. He always telegraphs his punches, but one is never sure. Also: you can be damn sure he wouldn't let the Crown Prince talk so freely if he didn't have the guy's back. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (ZOv7s) 11
I have a theory, Ayatollah is already dead.
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (g47mK) 12
Could be a fake signal to Iran. They think he is backing off just when the strike is ready to go. Posted by: No Name Today ============= The commenters on Goldie's and Tousi's channels are going crazy over those statements. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (Jxa0O) 13
Medical licenses should be revoked when one asserts that males can become pregnant.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: Auspex at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (Y8DZL) 15
Oprah claims she has an "obesity gene" that makes her overeat
- I've got a lazy gene that makes me . . . Well, I'd tell you but I need to rest first. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (L/fGl) 16
I chuckle at how, after a year of Trumpus Maximus, that people immediately try to read into a comment that is clearly equivocal.
It amuses me. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (2WIwB) 17
That dialog from Senate testimony is Idiocracy-worthy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (WnwRO) 18
Ol' Vermin needs to lose her doctor's license if she can't recognize the simplest most basic biological reality.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2026 06:31 PM (iJfKG) 19
Let's not go throwing Trump out with the bathwater yet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s) 20
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
------- You'd be surprised what gets classified as medical services these days. Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 14, 2026 06:31 PM (TN0g+) 21
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (KOKV6) Talk about a shitty insurance! Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 06:31 PM (2WIwB) 22
Wasn't Trump talking about negotiating up the very moment the bunker busters hit Fordow? People are freaking out over his statements. He's likely just playing games. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (w6EFb) 23
Oh. Hay. Apparently Five Iranian banks are on the brink of collapse, including Bank Sepah, one of Iran's three largest banks and the primary bank for the IRGC and Iranian military.
I bet there was a loss of liquidity with those embargoed oil tankers and the blowed-up cocaine boats. I bet President Delcy Rodriguez is forwarding all the frantic collection calls to the White House at the moment. Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (rbvCR) 24
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater Pretty sure it's covered in Canada. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (L/fGl) 25
What is it with women that uptalk like that? Don't they realize that they sound like retarded valley girls?
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F) 26
4 hours till sunrise. Where is the Great Pumpkin?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (A32KF) 27
I chuckle at how, after a year of Trumpus Maximus, that people immediately try to read into a comment that is clearly equivocal.
It amuses me. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (2WIwB) --- He's very consistent. He thunders, backs away, changes the subject, seems conciliatory and then POW. When he starts appearing meek, that's when you head for the bunker. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s) 28
7 Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (KOKV6) Aggressive assisted suicide. Posted by: No Name Today at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (8mulE) 29
CMS is announcing that we're withholding nearly $300 million from California =============== Seems to me like it should be more, but maybe that's the administrative help the feds send, not the actual payments. I'm not sure if/when the payments get cut off. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (Jxa0O) 30
California??? No way!
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (UjdFS) 31
"It's against the law to spend federal Medicaid funds on non-emergency healthcare for illegals. "
then "CMS is announcing that we're withholding nearly $300 million from California -- which is by far the worst offender -- until they demonstrate to our satisfaction that they�re spending that money properly." ---------------------------------------------------------- Jimmy, since you ate the cookies after I told you not to eat them, you're not getting any more cookies until I'm satisfied you heard me tell you not to eat the cookies. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (dIske) 32
Ol' Vermin needs to lose her doctor's license if she can't recognize the simplest most basic biological reality.
------ These things be nuanced...nuanced...let me axe you am I saying that word right? Posted by: DEI Supreme Court Justice at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (TN0g+) 33
I bet there was a loss of liquidity with those embargoed oil tankers and the blowed-up cocaine boats.
I bet President Delcy Rodriguez is forwarding all the frantic collection calls to the White House at the moment. Posted by: Kindltot A bank's main currency falling to zero tends to have an effect on liquidity. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (mlg/3) 34
Also I saw that hospital footage 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (WnwRO) 35
Millions of Mossad agents demonstrating in Iran.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (A32KF) 36
Pretty sure it's covered in Canada.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (L/fGl) --- Canada is now convincing people to kill themselves in order to get their organs. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (ZOv7s) 37
Trumpus Augustus. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:34 PM (w6EFb) 38
According to someone on X, fighter jets are above Iraq now on the Iran border. And another said a United flight from Newark to Israel was just canceled. So who knows.....
Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 06:34 PM (I7J98) 39
This whole song and dance (or our reaction to it) always seems like a form of black pill. It is good to remember that people have feet of clay, but so far, Trump has been aces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s) 40
Would Trump have encouraged the people of Iran to protest if he didn't plan something beyond tariffs? Perhaps I'm naive, but I think not.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 14, 2026 06:34 PM (n4Qav) Posted by: Cucker Trollson at January 14, 2026 06:34 PM (g47mK) Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:34 PM (Zh6C/) 43
She should have employed the Hillary Gambit...'I don't recall'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (XeU6L) 44
A bank's main currency falling to zero tends to have an effect on liquidity.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 06:33 PM (mlg/3) --- Hmmm, so the regime's troops are now working for free. We'll see how that goes. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (Jxa0O) 46
Personally, I found it telling that as soon as the lead judge in Iran issued the statement that the country's chaos must cease by any means necessary, the shootings started. Interestingly, at the time that statement was issued, he had no case in front of him. It was just a message that the IRG would not be prosecuted for outright murder of protesters.
Posted by: Orson That one judge should be terminated for crimes against humanity. ASAP Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (/lPRQ) 47
"Oprah claims she has an "obesity gene" that makes her overeat"
She so skinny now she look like one of them skinny Minnies. Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F) 48
Medical licenses should be revoked when one asserts that males can become pregnant.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (TN0g+) Clearly you misunderstand. Such extreme treatment is reserved only for doctors who prescribe Hydroxychloroquine or write vaccine exemption notes for patients Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (rbvCR) 49
Hmmm, so the regime's troops are now working for free. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s) Zionist lies! Posted by: Islamic Republic of Iran's News Service at January 14, 2026 06:36 PM (g47mK) 50
Trump thrives on ambiguity. It's how he operates.
He's sending multiple signals to confuse the mullahs. Evacuating the Deed while moving a CSG into theater is on pace with this. He always telegraphs his punches, but one is never sure. Also: you can be damn sure he wouldn't let the Crown Prince talk so freely if he didn't have the guy's back. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Are we good? We're good, right? He said we're good, yes? Posted by: The Mullahs Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 06:36 PM (QGRvm) 51
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (KOKV6) Aggressive assisted suicide. Posted by: No Name Today 12 gauge therapy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:36 PM (L/fGl) 52
Not to be the "nothing will happen" guy, but if Venezuela is still being run by the Cubans and Iran by the Mullahs next week President Trump will have some 'splaining to do. Which I hope happens at the State of the Union, with Mark Ruffalo and Matt Damon seated next to the first lady when she serves them papers for a libel suit. Posted by: Auspex at January 14, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL) 53
I don't think there is a medical code for shotgunning patients to better health. I could be wrong. I've done medical billing, though. And stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 06:37 PM (Q0yOR) 54
Hmmm, so the regime's troops are now working for free. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s) According to reports, Tether is being used for the black market. (as in the market not using Rials) Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR) 55
What is it with women that uptalk like that? Don't they realize that they sound like retarded valley girls?
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F) Lord that bugs me. And it's not just women. Plenty of younger men do the same damn thing. Maybe it stems from a desire to not make the listener think they are being too blunt, or something. I'm Ron Burgundy? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 14, 2026 06:37 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2026 06:37 PM (s0JqF) 57
I have been around for quite a few years and I have observed that there is nothing good about Islam.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 14, 2026 06:37 PM (BSdIE) 58
The Basiji are not a secret police. Everyone knows who is who. Unless this is handled right it could get very bloody. I cannot say I understand what PDT is doing but I am praying very very hard for the people of Iran
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 06:38 PM (WnwRO) 59
I don't think there is a medical code for shotgunning patients to better health. I could be wrong. I've done medical billing, though. And stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 06:37 PM (Q0yOR) --- The code is 86. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s) 60
Dr. Verma is vermin. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 06:39 PM (Jxa0O) 61
You don't say
Can I up my guess on how much government spending is stolen from earlier thread? %60 is stolen easy Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0) 62
Dr. Verma is vermin.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 06:39 PM (Jxa0O) She should lose her medical license Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 06:39 PM (VE6XX) 63
Civillian Aircraft rerouting around Iran.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:40 PM (A32KF) 64
Not to be the "nothing will happen" guy, but if Venezuela is still being run by the Cubans and Iran by the Mullahs next week President Trump will have some 'splaining to do.
Posted by: Auspex at January 14, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL) --- Venezuela is now an American protectorate. We determine who comes and goes. They take orders from us. It's pretty smart, because it both handcuffs the regime while also making them the responsible party. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 14, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s) 65
Which one of you did this?
He robbed the cradle — and she broke the internet. A 22-year-old Italian influencer who went viral for a series of posts about the nearly four-decade age gap with her 60-year-old husband is clapping back at critics who called her “a gold digger.” “Reducing a woman’s choices to money is one of the oldest and most unfair stereotypes. I have my own goals, my own work, and my own independence. I married him for who he is — his mind, his values, and the way he loves,” Minea Pagni told The Post. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 06:40 PM (TN0g+) 66
>>I cannot say I understand what PDT is doing but I am praying very very hard for the people of Iran
They are getting confirmation on targets. They are likely planning to follow up any strikes with coordinated supply drops for civilians. Coordinating with allies over counterstrikes. It's a whole thing, man. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:40 PM (ZcsJV) 67
Where did all these whack bitches and faggots come from? It’s positively Orwellian.
Posted by: Common Tater ...... Public school? Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 06:40 PM (UjdFS) 68
We built this city!
We built this city with Somalis, Indians, Latinos, Africans Pramila Jayapal: "This country was built by Somalis, Indians, Latinos, Africans" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:41 PM (L/fGl) 69
Iran has reportedly killed at least 2,000 anti-regime protesters so far as demonstrations engulf the Middle Eastern country. _____________ What's that next to a dead lesbian in Minneapolis? Posted by: Victoria and Albert at January 14, 2026 06:41 PM (tgvbd) 70
59 Combined with 5150?
Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 06:41 PM (Q0yOR) 71
Feminists then: Women aren't just people that wear skirts and makeup
Feminists now: Well if you wear a skirt and makeup your gender identity is clearly female. And really the best sort of female Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 06:41 PM (sKqQm) 72
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Dr. Verma is vermin. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 06:39 PM (Jxa0O) ______ I thought she was a character in Scooby Doo. Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2026 06:42 PM (s0JqF) 73
Pramila Jayapal: "This country was built by Somalis, Indians, Latinos, Africans"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:41 PM (L/fGl) Fine.. Thank you... You can all leave now Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 06:42 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2026 06:42 PM (iJfKG) 75
>>Pramila Jayapal: "This country was built by Somalis, Indians, Latinos, Africans"
Nothing in this country was built by any of those groups. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:42 PM (ZcsJV) 76
"President Donald Trump said Wednesday that he was told by Iran that the killings of protesters will stop and that there are no plans for further executions."
He has to know it's false. I know he's a busy man, but I'm certain he has staff who are monitoring closely and showing him the same things we're all seeing. You never know what he's really planning, and he's learned to keep the information close so it doesn't get leaked. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zYpTz) 77
They are retarded valley girls, or near enough
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:43 PM (Zh6C/) Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 06:43 PM (UjdFS) 79
Where did all these whack bitches and faggots come from? It’s positively Orwellian.
Posted by: Common Tater ----------- We became complacent, bread and circuses. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 06:43 PM (XeU6L) 80
I have a gene that makes me eat all the ice cream in the house, which is why I never buy it and bring it in.
Posted by: Bad Genes at January 14, 2026 06:44 PM (oftw2) 81
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure. ------- There's gotta be a medical code for that. Which one of you degenerates was the one who was always putting up the code cites? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 06:44 PM (y9nCu) 82
Well if the US does something I hope they wait till after Gutfeld..
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 06:44 PM (VE6XX) 83
81 I think that was Muldoon
Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 06:44 PM (Q0yOR) 84
First do no harm. How does that work?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:44 PM (A32KF) 85
How much stuff that could never happen actually happens?
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 06:45 PM (krQz2) 86
8686?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:45 PM (A32KF) 87
The killing has stopped. The executions have stopped. There's no plan for executions or an execution. I've been told that on good authority.
- I suppose anything is possible, though that seems like the least likely of circumstances. Of course, having said that, the next news to the contrary, gives Trump the opportunity to say they'd lied to him, so talk is off the table (so a delaying tactic as our guys weren't quite in place yet.) Or it could be a misdirection like the "within two weeks" timeline for the strike on their nuclear facilities. Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 06:45 PM (vSvIl) 88
ERMA: "I think yes-no questions like this are a political tool."
Uh, but her non-answer to this question isn't political? Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2026 06:45 PM (qBdHI) 89
Joe Wilson is vindaloo-ed.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 06:45 PM (krQz2) 90
Where did all these whack bitches and faggots come from? It’s positively Orwellian.
Posted by: Common Tater ----------- We became complacent, bread and circuses. ----- Yep. I vaguely remember a theme of sort that seemed to come and go at Rantburg.com circa 2005 that had various pop icons pictured (like Britney Spears with a large snake wrapped around her) that the nation longed to pretend that everything was back to normal when "normal" could never exist again because of 9/11. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+) 91
I think it's happening.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:46 PM (A32KF) 92
St. Louis officials say A.I. posts are making it harder to find a bunch of escaped monkeys
https://is.gd/tHkEVF Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:46 PM (L/fGl) 93
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater You've obviously not been to the Far Side Horse Hospital. https://tinyurl.com/yekwt9wp Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 06:46 PM (iQA9/) 94
Is this Part 2? This may be the Part 2:
@Breaking911 2m BREAKING: @nickshirleyy just exposed another fraudulent business in Minnesota, “Advanced Mobility” x.com/Breaking911/status/2011584881646846395 Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 06:46 PM (mlg/3) 95
In a just world, that "Doctor" would immediately be called up before the medical board from whatever state she practices in, questioned, and have her license immediately revoked permanently. Only in a just world.
Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2026 06:47 PM (oiNtH) 96
You kids stop massacring each other or I'll come down there!!
Posted by: Dad Trump at January 14, 2026 06:47 PM (krQz2) 97
When was the last time Trump bluffed on using force? He's moving a carrier from the South China Sea to the Middle East. That takes a minute.
If he moves he'll do it on his time not when we want him to attack. Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 06:47 PM (viF8m) 98
Well if the US does something I hope they wait till after Gutfeld..
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 06:44 PM (VE6XX) could be happening now, but, you know , internet is out... Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 06:47 PM (g47mK) 99
You've obviously not been to the Far Side Horse Hospital.
https://tinyurl.com/yekwt9wp Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 06:46 PM (iQA9/) Reminds me of an old Larry the Cable guy joke: Our horse broke its leg, and we were told to shoot it. Now we have a horse with a broken leg and a gunshot wound. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 14, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ) 100
1. Someone uncovers fed spending fraud
2. Spending is stopped 3. judge orders it re started 4. Everyone forgets about it 5. Go to 1. Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:48 PM (kgFPv) 101
You've obviously not been to the Far Side Horse Hospital.
https://tinyurl.com/yekwt9wp Posted by: Stu Podaso ------- Cold, man, cold. I lol'd. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 06:48 PM (XeU6L) 102
The President of the United States told the Iranian protesters to keep fighting, take over as many building as you can, because help is on the way.
This afternoon, all the talk starts ramping up that a US strike is imminent. Tankers in the air, Israel on alert, Israel making moves as if an attack is imminent, and the US military in the region making the moves. And then Trump seems to back off a bit. This pisses off the pro-attack people who start screaming "Trump is backing down!" This is a deception, plain and simple. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:48 PM (w6EFb) 103
First do no harm. How does that work?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:44 PM (A32KF) --- Before you do that, redefine "harm". Posted by: DC at January 14, 2026 06:49 PM (krQz2) 104
I have a gene that makes me eat all the ice cream in the house, which is why I never buy it and bring it in.
-------- Our son bought us an ice cream maker so we're obligated... Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 14, 2026 06:49 PM (WQDw6) 105
You've obviously not been to the Far Side Horse Hospital.
https://tinyurl.com/yekwt9wp Posted by: Stu Podaso --- Obamacare as they drew it up. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 06:50 PM (krQz2) 106
Whack bitches and faggots made this country what it is today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:50 PM (L/fGl) 107
Cold, man, cold.
I lol'd. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 06:48 PM (XeU6L) Gary Larson was a mad genius. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 14, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ) 108
94 Is this Part 2? This may be the Part 2:
@Breaking911 2m BREAKING: @nickshirleyy just exposed another fraudulent business in Minnesota, “Advanced Mobility” x.com/Breaking911/status/2011584881646846395 --------- Yes, it is. I posted on the last thread. All the Somalis in MPLS are pissed off in this one, it shows the transportation fraud, too. Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 06:51 PM (I7J98) 109
Where the hell are the carriers? There were two in the Pacific a while back... Have they had time to get to the Persian Gulf? Or close by? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:51 PM (w6EFb) 110
ERMA: "I think yes-no questions like this are a political tool."
Uh, but her non-answer to this question isn't political? Posted by: Lady in Black ------- Stop interfering with the narrative. Posted by: MSM at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (pkeXY) 112
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Joy Behar says President Trump will use the protests to declare martial law and cancel midterms Oh please make this happen Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0) 113
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (KOKV6) Supposedly, the commies went to every hospital within 100 miles of Beijing and killed anyone wounded after the Tiananmen square massacre. Posted by: Beartooth at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (GGatE) 114
Residents in Northern Israel report lots of flight activity in the skies there.
Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (I7J98) 115
Trump will have some splaining to do.
I don't recall Biden splaining anything. Why should Trump? Posted by: Case at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (4rWc3) 116
>President Donald Trump said Wednesday that he was told by Iran that the killings of protesters will stop and that there are no plans for further executions.
---- alrighty then! Sounds like we get to go back on our promise to help! Whew- that was a close one. I watched a video of Nixon talking about meeting the Shah shortly before the man died. One takeaway for Nixon was, it's dangerous to be friends with the United States, mostly because of the mixed messages and ever-changing foreign policy. Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (ZxPkt) 117
I suppose that we can assume at this point that any civilians caught by security forces in hospitals, or taken off to jail, have been killed. Unless a mob killed the security first. I don't think the Iranian government has stopped killing their people, or even slowed down, unless they are being prevented by circumstances. And I don't think Trump believes a word they say, only intelligence reports. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2026 06:53 PM (nqb3H) 118
Anybody tracking pizza delivery at CENTCOM?
Iran is it's AOR. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 06:53 PM (/lPRQ) 119
Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (KOKV6) --- It's the best care their money can buy. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 06:53 PM (krQz2) 120
Cucker Tarslson had his brother on as a guest. Brother’s name is Buckley. Tuck and Buck. Cute.
The brother is as looney as Cucker. Which means they grew up in a looney household. Cocker didn’t have some epiphany recently. He was always who he is he just decided to stop pretending otherwise. Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:53 PM (kgFPv) 121
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Joy Behar says President Trump will use the protests to declare martial law and cancel midterms Oh please make this happen ------ After what they did to us from 2020 to 2024 and their attempts to *destroy* this country I wouldn't lift a finger to stop him if 47 decided he wants a third term. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 06:54 PM (TN0g+) 122
>Trump: We have been told that the killing in Iran is stopping, has stopped…. I've been told that on good authority.
---- Translation: People of Iran, you are fucked. Best of luck to you. Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 06:54 PM (ZxPkt) 123
Pramila Jayapal: "This country was built by Somalis, Indians, Latinos, Africans"
Nothing in this country was built by any of those groups. Posted by: garrett The Latinos and Africans played their part. The Somalis and Indians (call center not casino), not so much. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:54 PM (L/fGl) 124
Where the hell are the carriers? There were two in the Pacific a while back... Have they had time to get to the Persian Gulf? Or close by?
- I'm old enough to remember when everyone got focused on bombers that were headed the long way around the world to get to Iran's nuke sites. Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 06:55 PM (vSvIl) 125
Remember Iran is EST+8:30 (UTC+3:30). By Gutfeld time, it will be about sunrise in Tehran. We attack at night always. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:55 PM (w6EFb) 126
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Joy Behar says President Trump will use the protests to declare martial law and cancel midterms Oh please make this happen Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0) " with you 100% on this! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2026 06:55 PM (Cjt/F) 127
Whack bitches and faggots made this country what it is today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:50 PM (L/fGl) --- That's a fact. Posted by: Don LeMon at January 14, 2026 06:55 PM (krQz2) 128
11 I have a theory, Ayatollah is already dead. Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 06:30 PM (g47mK) ------- Ended up like that Nasrallah guy in Lebanon, who also sported a giant Tums on his head? Oh what a relief it is. If true. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2026 06:56 PM (nqb3H) 129
>Joy Behar says President Trump will use the protests to declare martial law and cancel midterms
--- seriously, we hear this every two years Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 06:56 PM (ZxPkt) 130
Coordinating with allies over counterstrikes.
It's a whole thing, man. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:40 PM (ZcsJV) Making sure no one mines the Straights. Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2026 06:56 PM (2WIwB) 131
122 >Trump: We have been told that the killing in Iran is stopping, has stopped…. I've been told that on good authority.
---- Did he say by whom ? Was that a signal from the résistance that the Mullahs have retreated ? Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 06:56 PM (VE6XX) 132
>>The Latinos and Africans played their part.
Yeah...where? I'm not talking rollout roofing and funk music. I am talking Infrastructure and Iconic Architecture. They didn't build shit. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:56 PM (ZcsJV) 133
Love the uptalk, “I am a person of science?” No, you’re an imbecile “doctor.”
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 14, 2026 06:56 PM (IX8iX) 134
"I think yes-no questions like this are a political tool."
——- It’s axiomatic people like this “Doctor” don’t know fuck all about Medicine. It’s analogous the local politicians gushing about how they are fine-tuning the weather 100 years from now, whist their cities are open air insane asylums with shitty roads and crumbling infrastructure. She is as political as it gets. They wouldn’t have paraded her in front of congress if she weren’t. Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:56 PM (GDXa0) 135
>>Making sure no one mines the Straights.
Best I can tell we've been flying over the strait, nonstop, for at least 4 days now. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:57 PM (ZcsJV) 136
Joy Behar says President Trump will use the protests to declare martial law and cancel midterms
— I thought he already destroyed our oh so precious democracy already . Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:57 PM (kgFPv) 137
One thing, if President Trump said we would do something if Iran keeps killing protesters, and they are, we better do something because thay will not stop
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0) 138
113 Shotgunning patients is not considered palliative care, pretty sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (KOKV6) Shotgunning beers is quite palliative. Posted by: Not covered by Medicare at January 14, 2026 06:59 PM (TbWk/) 139
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Joy Behar says President Trump will use the protests to declare martial law and cancel midterms Oh please make this happen Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0) I would settle for him handing out letters of marque instead. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2026 06:59 PM (snZF9) 140
A 22-year-old Italian influencer who went viral for a series of posts about the nearly four-decade age gap with her 60-year-old husband is clapping back at critics who called her “a gold digger.”
“Reducing a woman’s choices to money is one of the oldest and most unfair stereotypes. I have my own goals, my own work, and my own independence. I married him for who he is — his mind, his values, and the way he loves,” Minea Pagni told The Post. Posted by: Crusader Tell her you are broke. Time her on how long it takes her to call her divorce attorney. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 07:00 PM (QGRvm) 141
I’m not all that thrilled with bombing Iran again. But fuck it, it angers all the usual suspects. So let’s go!!!!!
Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:00 PM (kgFPv) 142
The filthy murderers in Gaza also faked hospital raids and injured people and bloody carcasses in the street.
They lie. Nothing is to be believed. They want to trick Trump into something. I’m glad he’s dragging his feet so far. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2026 07:01 PM (1xHyf) 143
Mosques are so beautiful when they are on fire.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:01 PM (A32KF) Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 07:01 PM (0KSrI) 145
The code is 86.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Ahhh, Named after the "kill switch" relay (Type 86 relay). Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 07:01 PM (/lPRQ) 146
You'd think that Dr. Verma would, at some point, just say "no, men cannot get pregnant" and be done with it instead of embarrassing herself. She does her side (the insane lunatic side) any good by refusing to directly answer the question. What an embarrassment for the medical community. God help us.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2026 07:02 PM (XMwZJ) 147
Same as it ever was.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov Yesterday, in Texas, a criminal illegal alien tried to run over our officer — smashing vehicles and leaving one officer injured and sent to the hospital. Thanks to politicians spewing dangerous anti-ICE rhetoric, this is becoming a daily occurrence. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:02 PM (L/fGl) 148
First time I went to OHSU, I noticed a sign on the womens' restroom, saying that people should use whatever restroom fit their gender. And I had serious doubts about the qualifications of any doctor that believed that. Fortunately, the two I saw were great.
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 14, 2026 07:04 PM (+mUZM) 149
According to someone on X, fighter jets are above Iraq now on the Iran border. And another said a United flight from Newark to Israel was just canceled. So who knows.....
Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 06:34 PM (I7J9 ~~~~~ Maybe. There's this also: @0hour1 Reports of Jets taking off in the middle east scrambling towards Iran. I will keep you posted. Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2026 07:04 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:04 PM (kgFPv) 151
Our son bought us an ice cream maker so we're obligated...
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard And if he bought you a crack pipe you'd be obligated... Posted by: Man Of Iron Will at January 14, 2026 07:04 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:04 PM (L/fGl) 153
Just saw someone say the USS Abraham Lincoln is likely headed to the Middle East, but it will take a week for it to get there. An analysis was two options. We wait until the Lincoln gets there to commence operations. Other one, we start now, and then Lincoln gets there for sustained operations in Iran. Says this is the most likely. And reports of fighter jets all over Eastern Iraq and over Syria as well as Northern Israel. Also, reports of big movements of Israeli Iron Dome equipment being moved around to position for an attack. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 07:05 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Big Penguin at January 14, 2026 07:05 PM (0sNs1) 155
Dr. Verma is cuter than Dr. Mengele; that aside, no difference.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 07:05 PM (8zz6B) 156
“Doctor” Verma. Another foreigner influencing American policy.
It never fucking ends. ----- Dr. Tiffany (of late night commercials on those "off" channels) is better looking, and likely more qualified. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 07:05 PM (TN0g+) 157
Getting my son 12 (will be 13 tomarrow) up to speed what is going on in Iran by watching Escape from Iran the Canadian Caper, ARGO and the HBO Documentary about the Hostage Crisis and telling how BAD Carter was, He couldn't wrap his mind around gas lines. I had really forgotten how bad Carter was but not as bad as Biden. Biden has the excuse of being brain dead.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 14, 2026 07:05 PM (FCrpy) 158
Tousi TV.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 07:06 PM (0KSrI) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 07:06 PM (y79kU) 160
We won't have much longer to wait to know for sure. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 07:06 PM (w6EFb) 161
@holy_moses7
This account was created 40 minutes ago. He already has a $160k position on a US strike on Iran today. This is the only market he is betting on, does he know something? [edit: this post is a couple of hours old] Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 07:07 PM (vSvIl) 162
Republicans voted today to give the NED (the CIA's global censorship apparatus) its largest budget ever so that it can help foreign countries attack Elon and Trump. Idiots.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 07:07 PM (wItF4) 163
A 22-year-old Italian influencer who went viral for a series of posts about the nearly four-decade age gap with her 60-year-old husband is clapping back at critics who called her “a gold digger.”
________________________ I've got the money honey, if you've got the time, do,do doo Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2026 07:07 PM (NtVYv) 164
Nick Sortor @nicksortor · 43m 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Deputy HHS Sec. @HHS_Jim and @DrOz , who are in St. Paul, MN on “fact-finding missions,” were just CHASED OUT of businesses and FOLLOWED, they told @LizCollin The fraudsters have become MILITANT. Time for FBI SWAT teams to start raiding these places. Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 07:07 PM (I7J98) Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:08 PM (kgFPv) 166
AW Renee wasn't there to keep him from being arrested
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0) 167
Guess Joe Wilson was right.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 07:08 PM (g078z) 168
Making sure no one mines the Straights
Let's not go too far. We need lots of sponsorships for Pride Month, you know. Posted by: LGBTQ Committee at January 14, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1) 169
>>HOLY CRAP! Deputy HHS Sec.
@HHS_Jim and @DrOz, who are in St. Paul, MN on “fact-finding missions,”were just CHASED OUT of businesses and FOLLOWED, they told The Insurrection Act is coming if this is what is happening in MN. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 07:09 PM (ZcsJV) 170
Another report of KC-135s taking off from Pearl Harbor, likely toward the Middle East. It will take about 22 hours or so to get there. If sustained operations are going to occur, they'd get there just in time if something started tonight (or tomorrow night). Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Broke, Borrowed and In Debt at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (R/m4+) 172
Dean Wormer > Dr. Verma
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (L/fGl) 173
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor · 43m 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Deputy HHS Sec. @HHS_Jim and @DrOz , who are in St. Paul, MN on “fact-finding missions,” were just CHASED OUT of businesses and FOLLOWED, they told @LizCollin The fraudsters have become MILITANT. Time for FBI SWAT teams to start raiding these places. ------ Ok. Just the same, "Dr." Oz and the HHS were there for a photo-shoot. "We" don't need *them* to be performing professional audits or investigations--they're not qualified. If you go prancing around what's practically a warzone you're going to likely meet some conflict. Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+) 174
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor · 43m 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Deputy HHS Sec. @HHS_Jim and @DrOz , who are in St. Paul, MN on “fact-finding missions,” were just CHASED OUT of businesses and FOLLOWED, they told @LizCollin The fraudsters have become MILITANT. Time for FBI SWAT teams to start raiding these places. Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 07:07 PM (I7J9 You misspelled death squads. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Victoria and Albert at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (tgvbd) 176
Somalians know they are untouchable.
Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:11 PM (kgFPv) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 07:11 PM (pkeXY) 178
Another report of KC-135s taking off from Pearl Harbor, likely toward the Middle East. It will take about 22 hours or so to get there.
---- Unless they engage the warp drives. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+) 179
Cosplay Velma is a doctor now?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2026 07:12 PM (wVcYX) 180
We going into Greenland tonight?
Posted by: Victoria and Albert at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (tgvbd) Detroit ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2026 07:13 PM (NtVYv) 181
Moves suggest sustained air operations, not a one-and-done strike. My guess, establish air supremacy over Iran. Shoot down anything that takes off, and provide air cover protection for the anti-regime forces. Establish protected safe areas. Reports than Israel/Mossad has been arming them, getting them some guns and weapons in there. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 07:13 PM (w6EFb) 182
Another day, another couple of kicks to the ass of anti-Americans by PDJT's administration.
Why yes, I did vote for this. But only once - I'm not a Democrat or dead. Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 07:14 PM (cYBz/) 183
162 Republicans voted today to give the NED (the CIA's global censorship apparatus) its largest budget ever so that it can help foreign countries attack Elon and Trump. Idiots.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 07:07 PM I wouldn't have expected anything else from our f*cktarded betters in DC. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 07:14 PM (xJGPn) 184
> Dr. Oz, head of Medicare and Medicaid, reports we're being ripped off to the tune of billions. (edited for spelling by AI)
----------------- No shit. Now go get me the thousands, hundreds of thousands that were stolen from me over the last 30, 40 , 50 years with all the "other" fraud I paid into taxes. Asshole. You're telling everyone what we already know. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (NwnyJ) 185
Yes, it is. I posted on the last thread. All the Somalis in MPLS are pissed off in this one, it shows the transportation fraud, too.
Posted by: beckster Fuck every last somali and democrat to hell. Woodchipper is too good for them. I'm pissed that we're getting ripped off by these worthless thieving pieces of shit. So glad tax season is rolling around again so I can be reminded of the eye-watering amount of taxes I pay for these fuckface bastards. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (6tUUC) 186
>>Just the same, "Dr." Oz and the HHS were there for a photo-shoot. "We" don't need *them* to be performing professional audits or investigations--they're not qualified. If you go prancing around what's practically a warzone you're going to likely meet some conflict.
So Minnesota is now a war zone and the head of CMS is not allowed to see what happened to the millions he sent to Minnesota? Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m) 187
>>The Latinos and Africans played their part.
Yeah...where? I'm not talking rollout roofing and funk music. I am talking Infrastructure and Iconic Architecture. They didn't build shit. Posted by: garrett But - Chinese labor was significant on the west end of the Transcontinental Railroad Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (/lPRQ) 188
publius, not reported are the protestors killing IRCG guys and security forces.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (0KSrI) 189
Unless they engage the warp drives.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+) Wouldn't there be some KC-135's and other assets based at Diego Garcia? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (8zz6B) 190
Just the same, "Dr." Oz and the HHS were there for a photo-shoot. "We" don't need *them* to be performing professional audits or investigations--they're not qualified. If you go prancing around what's practically a warzone you're going to likely meet some conflict.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+) There doing this to the head of an agency who is here with press and shit. What do you to think they do when some investigator comes? Probably lynch him that’s what. Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (kgFPv) 191
South Korean flight headed into Iranian air space just did a 180. Reports Iranian are scrambling their fighter jets. Also, report that a couple of Chicom planes have entered Iranian airspace. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 07:16 PM (w6EFb) 192
We going into Greenland tonight?
Posted by: Victoria and Albert at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (tgvbd) Detroit ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2026 07:13 PM (NtVYv) *pales* Deus Vult! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s) 193
"People called Migrantes, they go the house"
Posted by: Brian of Nazareth at January 14, 2026 07:17 PM (wVcYX) 194
Bennie and the Jets.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:19 PM (A32KF) 195
Also, report that a couple of Chicom planes have entered Iranian airspace.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 07:16 PM (w6EFb) My hair is doused in gasoline. Just waiting for the signal to light it. Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:19 PM (kgFPv) 196
So Minnesota is now a war zone and the head of CMS is not allowed to see what happened to the millions he sent to Minnesota?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m) The place needs to make WII Dresden look like disneyland. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2026 07:19 PM (snZF9) 197
So Minnesota is now a war zone and the head of CMS is not allowed to see what happened to the millions he sent to Minnesota?
----- Those two were looking for a photo-op. It turned out to be a bad idea. Investigative work doesn't generally involve rifling file cabinets these days, and what little of that type of stuff needs to be done can be done well below their paygrade. They didn't "deserve" to be harassed. But any of us could have told them that was a possible outcome. It was a bad risk/reward on their part. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 07:19 PM (TN0g+) 198
If it were to happen, my bet would be the missle sites go first.
I am not optimistic. I suspect festivities are about done. Posted by: Accomack at January 14, 2026 07:19 PM (GbONR) 199
185 Yes, it is. I posted on the last thread. All the Somalis in MPLS are pissed off in this one, it shows the transportation fraud, too.
Posted by: beckster Fuck every last somali and democrat to hell. Woodchipper is too good for them. I'm pissed that we're getting ripped off by these worthless thieving pieces of shit. So glad tax season is rolling around again so I can be reminded of the eye-watering amount of taxes I pay for these fuckface bastards. ____________ So, you're a Viking in MN??? Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 07:20 PM (I7J98) 200
Yeah...where?
I'm not talking rollout roofing and funk music. I am talking Infrastructure and Iconic Architecture. They didn't build shit. Posted by: garrett Dude, have you ever even heard of Casa Bonita? https://is.gd/jqRJUw Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:20 PM (L/fGl) 201
Iran hasn't stopped killing. Trump can't possibly believe that. I wish he'd just stop talking about it publicly.
Ensuring the end of that horror-show of a regime would be an enormous achievement for the Middle East and humanity. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 07:20 PM (VnsnO) 202
They didn't "deserve" to be harassed. But any of us could have told them that was a possible outcome. It was a bad risk/reward on their part.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 07:19 PM (TN0g+) The head of an agency should have ZERO risk anywhere in this country. This is an act of war by the invaders. Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:21 PM (kgFPv) 203
Transferring $1.5 billion in assets, eh?
Well, I guess at some point you've stolen enough money. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 07:21 PM (ESVrU) 204
Somebody created this website about the Pentagon and pizzia: https://www.pizzint.watch/
I vouch for no one. Posted by: Accomack at January 14, 2026 07:21 PM (GbONR) 205
That's a lot of beard wax.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:22 PM (A32KF) 206
Dude, have you ever even heard of Casa Bonita?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks If you experience Case Bonita for more than four hours. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 07:22 PM (cYBz/) 207
KC-135 > KC and the Sunshine Band
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (L/fGl) 208
The head of an agency should have ZERO risk anywhere in this country. This is an act of war by the invaders.
Posted by: Really?? This x1000 Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (6tUUC) 209
Dear people who are famous on the left,
Dr. Oz was your hero when he was on Oprah every other week. And now y’all are chasing him like a bunch of heathens…which is actually what you are…anyway, the point is if they turn on Dr. Oz, you are next. Even if you get eaten last, you are still someone’s lunch. - piper Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (u/mEj) 210
At the end of the day every Arab “leader” is just about the Benjamins. The mullahs, Assad, Arafat, Gadafi. They all have the same playbook. Steal billions from your countrymen while they live in misery.
Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (kgFPv) Posted by: Blackjacks and SAPS at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (R/m4+) 212
In Iran, hospitals are killing fields. This is my shocked face.
. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 07:24 PM (EoDGC) 213
>>Those two were looking for a photo-op. It turned out to be a bad idea.
Seems like it turned out to be a great idea. We're talking about it and that's the point. It's not like he's going to singlehandedly find all the fraud but just like Nick Shirley and others he's shining a light on obvious fraud. We are not the only people in America. Most people don't know 1/10th of what we do. The more focus put on this stuff the better. We are in an information war as much as anything and the more the better. Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m) 214
KC-135 > KC and the Sunshine Band
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (L/fGl) The bottled sunshine travels on a different bus. But the KC-135 can refuel it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 07:26 PM (8zz6B) 215
beckster, I'm in The Swamp, not MN. I'd be even more pissed if I was stuck there. Then again, not sure it's that much better here
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 14, 2026 07:26 PM (6tUUC) 216
Tousi TV.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 07:06 PM Even the London werewolves think his hair is perfect. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 07:26 PM (Wnv9h) 217
Enough already.
Posted by: Blackjacks and SAPS at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (R/m4+) That sentiment is beyond critical mass support at this point. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 07:26 PM (VnsnO) 218
Thanks for the info. It's been too long since I've checked in, and it's good to know you are still doing the work. Have a blessed day.
Posted by: Rosemary Welch at January 14, 2026 07:26 PM (tYi/n) 219
Dude, have you ever even heard of Casa Bonita?
----- I have! I've been to the only THREE Casa Bonita's that were ever (originally) in existence. The one that the South Park guys brought back to life is/was in Denver. The other two were in Tulsa and Oklahoma City. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (TN0g+) 220
An African invented the peanut. I leaned that on Kwanzaa.
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (vFG9F) 221
You've been Vanced!
Senate GOP kills war powers effort to limit Trump on Venezuela, with Vance breaking tie Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (L/fGl) 222
* pours JackStraw three fingers of rum* To history unfolding.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (0KSrI) 223
What does he know and we don't??
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra · 1h It’s actually happening . FREE IRAN Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (I7J98) 224
Sheik sheik sheik Sheik your Djibouti.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (A32KF) 225
Sweet Jesus, that testimony. By a fucking doctor. What is the goal of the question? To establish biological reality. That is the goal of the question.
It's all fucking word games to these people. Which by the way, is dishonest and NOT scientific. Biological reality is not a word game issue. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (tV890) 226
I want to see heads cracked and ass busted in Minnesota.
Enough already. Posted by: Blackjacks and SAPS at January 14, 2026 07:23 PM (R/m4+) I'm hoping for A-10s. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2026 07:27 PM (snZF9) 227
I worked with a guy whose brother drove the AC-130 Spectre. Said his brother was pretty much sportin' wood every time they did live fire exercises.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 14, 2026 07:28 PM (0aYVJ) 228
215 beckster, I'm in The Swamp, not MN. I'd be even more pissed if I was stuck there. Then again, not sure it's that much better here
___________- Probably about the same. Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 07:28 PM (I7J98) 229
Yes or no answers in Congressional hearings to Dims and squatters result in blathering bongo drums of liberal word salad yapping, or taking the 5th.
This MD KNOWS there are two sexes. A fifth grader knows women only have uteruses (preferably only one per woman) to provide life to the unborn. Not males.It is anatomy, stupid. Speaking of the unborn, starting January 16th, the Catholic Church begins prayers for the unborn for 9 days: 1/16-1/24, coinciding with the March for Life. These daily prayers are to unite hundreds of thousands in prayers for the unborn. https://tinyurl.com/49e87n9s All who are pro-life, please pray during this time. Thank you. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 07:28 PM (WONhk) 230
Those two were looking for a photo-op. It turned out to be a bad idea. Investigative work doesn't generally involve rifling file cabinets these days, and what little of that type of stuff needs to be done can be done well below their paygrade.
Or, alternatively, they're carefully setting up causus belli for the Insurrection Act. Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 07:28 PM (wItF4) 231
"Does that mean the strikes are coming? I don't know."
TOUSI says that the airspace over Iran has been cleared, except two planes heading to Tehran from China, and he seems to believe US air strikes are in progress against the IRGC. Posted by: MrExcitement at January 14, 2026 07:28 PM (hOOi9) 232
Mrs. F. says her Israeli Christian sources are alight with reports about military movements inside Israel, especially IAF assets
Corroborating reports of "fighters taking off" Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX) 233
Thanks Ben Had.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m) 234
So... the exodus of KC-135's from our base(es) in the Gulf are more than likely a preemptive move to get them out of potential harms way. They will continue to refuel assets there... from somewhere else, but will fly into the region.
Iran's bluster, probable launching of more ballistic missiles at Israel and US bases, will be handled. Hopefully. I'd not worry too much about the peoples on the ground. Iranians or other. If the mullahs go full bloodbath they're dead before sunrise. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 07:29 PM (NwnyJ) 235
Some somethings crossed northern Israel.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 07:29 PM (A32KF) 236
RMBS, the guy has great delivery .
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 07:30 PM (0KSrI) 237
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0) 238
I worked with a guy whose brother drove the AC-130 Spectre. Said his brother was pretty much sportin' wood every time they did live fire exercises.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian Depending on what gun they are firing everybody on board will be getting the magic fingers treatment. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 07:30 PM (/lPRQ) 239
THATS A NOOD
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0) 240
New leftist defense of Good just dropped: the agent was wearing body armor, which will protect him from being hit by a car, so he's pretending to be hurt.
I am not making this up. Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 07:31 PM (wItF4) 241
Why do they call the U-2 a spy plane? Because it's in da skies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 07:31 PM (L/fGl) 242
Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran . . . Posted by: Zombie Brothers Brian, Dennis, & Carl Wilson at January 14, 2026 07:31 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (ULPxl) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (6tUUC) 245
It's all fucking word games to these people. Which by the way, is dishonest and NOT scientific. Biological reality is not a word game issue.
Posted by: El Mariachi ===== She isn't playing word games. She's signaling tribal loyalty. Standing up to a knuckle-dragging Republican, and avoiding agreement with him, maintains her status in the tribe. Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (8AONa) 246
RMBS, the guy has great delivery .
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 07:30 PM And he doesn't suffer leftist idiots gladly. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (Wnv9h) 247
Sweet Jesus, that testimony. By a fucking doctor. What is the goal of the question? To establish biological reality. That is the goal of the question. Posted by: El Mariachi ============== If I were her patient, I'd fuck her up. "What's your complaint today?" "What's the goal of this question?" "I just need to know why you're he--" "I can't answer this polarizing type of question." "Did you have any medical problems? Something you want me to treat you for?" "These yes/no questions always hide an agenda." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 07:32 PM (Jxa0O) 248
All I can say is, after Maduro, if I were an Iranian leader, I wouldn't be messing about right now.
Look, Trump sent THREE MONTHS playing games in the Gulf of America with drug runners while all the while, training to snatch Maduro. In fact, a lot of what they did was cover for snatching Maduro. Training the Venezuelan operative to having periodic jet flyovers from the U.S. I think Trump know exactly where and when to drop the bomb on these assholes. I think Trump's goal it to win without intervention. But he isn't going to let the Iranian people lose either. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 07:33 PM (tV890) 249
201 Iran hasn't stopped killing. Trump can't possibly believe that. I wish he'd just stop talking about it publicly.
Ensuring the end of that horror-show of a regime would be an enormous achievement for the Middle East and humanity. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 07:20 PM (VnsnO) Exactly! But it's the Art of War, my friend. Let the enemy think you're not coming, when you have already given the "GO" order. Posted by: MrExcitement at January 14, 2026 07:33 PM (hOOi9) 250
New leftist defense of Good just dropped: the agent was wearing body armor, which will protect him from being hit by a car, so he's pretending to be hurt.
I am not making this up. Posted by: Ian At least that lesbo's last memory was getting penetrated by a man... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 14, 2026 07:35 PM (6tUUC) 251
3 possible outcomes here
1) Iran tears itself apart. civil war. Tough on Iran...but the U.S. wins in that case, because Iran will be too preoccupied to do much else. No nuclear program. Houthis die off, Hamas surrenders, etc. 2) Iranian people win, that means the U.S, wins as well. Same as above. 3) Ayatollah's win, U.S. and Iranian people lose. I think trump will prevent that, and step in to get outcome 1 or 2 instead. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 07:35 PM (tV890) 252
Of course Big Pharma and Big Healthcare all are Bigly Trump contributors.
Single payer healthcare is anathema to them Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 14, 2026 07:37 PM (wthON) 253
Those two were looking for a photo-op. It turned out to be a bad idea. Investigative work doesn't generally involve rifling file cabinets these days, and what little of that type of stuff needs to be done can be done well below their paygrade.
--- Or, alternatively, they're carefully setting up causus belli for the Insurrection Act. Posted by: Ian S. ++ I have read on the internet, so I know it is true, Trump has already formally read them the riot act. IOW - all the formal steps to invoke the insurrection act. All that is left is to push The Red Button. So. Letting local political leaders call for an insurrection, and rabble rising, kind of puts it al together. Just letting things stew for now.... Been a couple times where ICE goes to secure some convicted child rapist and hundreds of bubble heads pour out of woodwork. One of these times that will happen and bubble heads will be looking at a bunch of regulat soldiers with machine guns. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 07:38 PM (/lPRQ) 254
BOOM. here we go.
Posted by: alpine_beer at January 14, 2026 07:39 PM (van9r) 255
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Just saw someone say the USS Abraham Lincoln is likely headed to the Middle East, but it will take a week for it to get there. An analysis was two options. We wait until the Lincoln gets there to commence operations. Other one, we start now, and then Lincoln gets there for sustained operations in Iran. Says this is the most likely. ... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 07:05 PM (w6EFb) If it has been made public that the USS Abraham Lincoln is going to be in the Middle East in a week, it's probably already there. Posted by: MrExcitement at January 14, 2026 07:41 PM (hOOi9) 256
If the strikes are happening, please, let us pray for everyone fighting against this evil regime.
Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 07:41 PM (p4NUW) 257
I really dont want the gead of any department running away lime a pussy. Who is this coward?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 14, 2026 07:41 PM (Vvh2V) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 07:44 PM (zZu0s) 259
152 Video of the latest ramming.
https://is.gd/x6YfyI Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, --- There's patience and there's stupid. When he/she tried to back into that agent time was up. No lesson learned. They are going to do it again. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 07:46 PM (y79kU) 260
Advice - audit every single Somali immigrant this tax season.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 08:12 PM (tV890) 261
Think on this:
Venezuela Iran Gaza Cuba Russia Imagine if all 5 became capitalist democracies. Imagine how much less...mayhem there would be. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 08:17 PM (tV890) 262
I think the Lincoln is a feint. "Oh well, it will take a week to get there".
Nah. Trump makes very public moves, then strikes form somewhere else. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 08:18 PM (tV890) 263
There's patience and there's stupid. When he/she tried to back into that agent time was up. No lesson learned.
They are going to do it again. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 07:46 PM (y79kU) Nope. What will happen is they will give a single warning. If you fail to immediately obey, then they bust your windows and drag your silly ass out of the car to be arrested. They take your car to the impound lot. No excuses. Confiscate the car or have the impound lot impose huge daily storage fees. Cost these people thousands per incident. Make this a very expensive and time-consuming tactic for them, with the possibility of getting shot. Sure, the local judge will let them off - but the tow fees and impound costs will be several thousand bucks. And sure, Soros will pay that, but my guess is the feds have more money than Soros - bleed their cash. Make this type of protest VERY expensive for them. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 08:24 PM (tV890) Trump Stops the Issuance of Visas to Migrants from 75 Welfare-Sucking CountriesMXM: President Trump's State Department moved Wednesday to halt immigrant visa processing from 75 countries after internal data showed migrants from those nations are entering the United States and enrolling in taxpayer-funded welfare programs at what officials described as unacceptable rates. The decision, announced by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, places an immediate pause on visa approvals until the U.S. can verify that future immigrants will be financially self-sufficient rather than dependent on public assistance. In a formal statement, the United States Department of State said the freeze is intended to prevent additional strain on American taxpayers and ensure the country's immigration system no longer rewards welfare dependence, stressing that the administration's priority is protecting American workers and public resources. The pause affects dozens of countries identified by the department as consistently producing high numbers of migrants who become public charges shortly after arrival, including Somalia, Haiti, Iran, and Eritrea, with officials emphasizing that the policy will remain in place until safeguards are in place to stop what they view as systemic abuse of U.S. generosity. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Well, it's a start.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s) 2
DENIED
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (REq0p) 3
Winning
Posted by: Buh Bye Pleeze at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (gAIXz) 4
Mejor que nada
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (8+C2v) 5
Deport the Hawaiian Judge.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (0sNs1) 7
Anyone tired of all the winning yet?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (1x+4v) 8
Cause they suck!
Posted by: Turkey at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (tgvbd) 10
We voted for this.
Posted by: Trump voters everywhere at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (3Bfws) 11
Shithole country Visa ban?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:06 PM (A32KF) 12
Good, start throwing them out now
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 05:06 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:07 PM (ESVrU) 14
All of your paperwork is in order, bugger off.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:07 PM (A32KF) 15
This really isn't doing much more than what many countries already do. You have to have employment lined up before they let you into their country.
Probably even the one ruled by Quier. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:07 PM (krQz2) Posted by: B. Billingsley at January 14, 2026 05:07 PM (3Bfws) 17
So easy to do this, and no one before ever bothered to press that button. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 05:08 PM (Jxa0O) 18
Wait for it to be Boasberged.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2026 05:08 PM (s0JqF) 19
Wouldn't it be easier to just turn off ALL visas from everywhere, and then have the nations that want to send folks here supplicate themselves to reopen the spigot?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2026 05:08 PM (dGCAG) 20
He's shifting the Overton window.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 14, 2026 05:08 PM (rJ48h) 21
How about a 10 year moratorium on any immigration.
Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 05:08 PM (SwyyQ) 22
*spit*
Posted by: Sid... who puts the anal in anal sex at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (D2IqN) 23
What sucking?
Oh. Nevermind. Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (3Bfws) 24
I like the part how somehow those from these shithole countries were always the ones winning the visa "lottery."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (HXT0k) 25
Only 75? Posted by: Frank Barone at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (IifOV) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (g47mK) 27
It looks he is using this power (which he has) to pressure congress and the states to limit welfare benefits to migrants (a power he sorely lacks.)
Not sure. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (n2ZBr) 28
This really isn't doing much more than what many countries already do. You have to have employment lined up before they let you into their country. *puffs pipe complacently* Used to be that you couldn't come to this country if you were going to be a burden on the public. *continues rocking in chair* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (tgvbd) 29
Nonsense, everyone knows immigrants in the United States don't take welfare.
And even if they do, it's because they deserve it. And even if they don't deserve it, you're a racist. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (GD2xa) 30
Mastercard.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (A32KF) 31
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So easy to do this, and no one before ever bothered to press that button. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 05:08 PM (Jxa0O) Trumps whole presidency seems to be doing things we were explicitly told couldn't be done without bipartisan bs bills in Congress. Oh how they repeatedly lied to us. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (8+C2v) 32
Keep those Norwegians out! And the hot Dutch girls.
Posted by: Forty Years In Public Housing at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (oftw2) 33
Better late than never, but the damage has been done, unfortunately, maybe fatal. That was the whole point. Flood the zone. If even 1/2 of 1% of the millions of illegal aliens have bad intent that’s a fuckpile of people. A few hundred trained saboteurs could really cause trouble in the good ole U.S.A.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (BWpBM) 34
If India isn't one of them, then it's all for show. Somalian fraud dwarfs Indian fraud. It's not even close.
Posted by: Resist_we_much at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (cpys8) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (Wnv9h) 36
Doesn't someone have to pledge that immigrants won't be a financial burden? Did that go out with Ellis Island?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (jc0TO) 37
Shithole country Visa ban? Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:06 PM (A32KF) In a roundabout way... Check the list at the link. Thailand is on the list. When the Donks complain, ask them about their Thai ladyboy fetish. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 05:11 PM (y9nCu) 38
Deport the Hawaiian Judge.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (/HDaX) I'm not opposed to turning Hawaii back into a separate nation, with a king or whatever. There have to be King Kamehameha Juniors running around somewhere, Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2026 05:11 PM (dGCAG) 39
any rate over 0 percent is "an unacceptable rate"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 05:11 PM (emBoF) 40
Goat pimps hardest hit.
Posted by: Wally at January 14, 2026 05:11 PM (0e5Te) 41
Yeah, I really can't wait for the inevitable clown judge illegal injunction that says this violates due process and the Administrative Procedures Act.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (HXT0k) 42
Take a look at Canada's rules for tourist visas. They reject people for having DUIs.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (+bUE8) 43
You know, I should read all the comments before adding my redundancies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO) 44
33 Better late than never, but the damage has been done, unfortunately, maybe fatal. That was the whole point. Flood the zone. If even 1/2 of 1% of the millions of illegal aliens have bad intent that’s a fuckpile of people. A few hundred trained saboteurs could really cause trouble in the good ole U.S.A.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (BWpBM) They Cloward-Pivened everything. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (8+C2v) 45
Who will lear at the children?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:13 PM (A32KF) 46
Trumps whole presidency seems to be doing things we were explicitly told couldn't be done without bipartisan bs bills in Congress.
The next Democrat will just turn the spigot back on. The uniparty knows this. Posted by: Resist_we_much at January 14, 2026 05:13 PM (cpys8) 47
Nonsense, everyone knows immigrants in the United States don't take welfare.
And even if they do, it's because they deserve it. And even if they don't deserve it, you're a racist. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (GD2xa) I think I now understand the phrase "diversity is our strength." They mean diversifying MY money by giving it to them. Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2026 05:13 PM (dGCAG) 48
About goddamn time.
Posted by: That guy who says it's about goddamn time at January 14, 2026 05:14 PM (TbWk/) 49
You know, I should read all the comments before adding my redundancies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO) Why should you be any different from the rest of us? Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2026 05:14 PM (dGCAG) 50
Want a laugh? Ask a leftist, sometime, where Eritrea is on the globe.
9 out of 10 will think you are making the place up. But, they'll be advocating on their behalf in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1... Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:14 PM (dIske) 51
President Trump's State Department moved Wednesday to halt immigrant visa processing from 75 countries after internal data showed migrants from those nations are entering the United States and enrolling in taxpayer-funded welfare programs at what officials described as unacceptable rates.
Considering anything over zero is BULLSHIT. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 05:15 PM (QGRvm) Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2026 05:15 PM (0N4FZ) 53
27 It looks he is using this power (which he has) to pressure congress and the states to limit welfare benefits to migrants (a power he sorely lacks.)
Not sure. Posted by: bob House just passed such a bill under reconciliation guidelines that eliminated any federal funds for illegals. Now it is the Senate's turn. And fwiw, Senate can use reconciliation to pass a minibus for the remaining spending bills as the shutdown looms at the end of the month. Dems want to defund DHS and enforcement for deportations now and DHS funding bill is one of those moving through the Senate. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:15 PM (WDjG6) 54
Not China?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (A32KF) 55
Not a criticism. It would have been good to do this sooner, to stop the bleeding of more tax dollars. Goes to show how many problems the Trump administration was left to solve.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (6pBAG) Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK8) 57
46 Trumps whole presidency seems to be doing things we were explicitly told couldn't be done without bipartisan bs bills in Congress.
The next Democrat will just turn the spigot back on. The uniparty knows this. Posted by: Resist_we_much ======== The water system may not exist by then. Spigot would be empty at that point. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (WDjG6) 58
You know, I should read all the comments before adding my redundancies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO) Why? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (zZu0s) 59
But I thought diversity was our strength?
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 05:17 PM (UjdFS) 60
I'm not opposed to turning Hawaii back into a separate nation, with a king or whatever. There have to be King Kamehameha Juniors running around somewhere, Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2026 05:11 PM (dGCAG) The Hawaiians would love that, at least until the money runs out. They hate haoles, it's the most racist state in the Union, populated by lazy, fat pothead Hawaiians. Makes rural 1950s Mississippi look like a cosmopolitan Eurocity. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 05:17 PM (y9nCu) 61
I heard a new country I'd never heard of a few days ago.
Eswatini. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK Sounds like something the Jawas yell in Star Wars. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s) 62
I saw a guy point out, on average, 1-2% of humans are psychopaths, criminals.
And the Democrats let in millions of people--with no vetting. That means, even if you don't think illegal entry is a crime, you still support 10s of thousands of violent and dangerous people coming in and running loose in every city. And all of that is still irrelevant to the left--they hate Americans that much. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 05:17 PM (HXT0k) 63
75 countries. There are about 195 countries in the world. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2026 05:18 PM (xVn4c) 64
Diversity does make them stronger, because the citizenry is busy fighting amongst each other AND the invaders (plus job losses, outshoring, monetary inflation, crushing red tape and bureaucratic bullshit, ad nauseam ad infinitum
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 05:18 PM (BWpBM) 65
House just passed such a bill under reconciliation guidelines that eliminated any federal funds for illegals.
Why did they waste the time? Democrats swore illegals couldn't get welfare. /s Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 05:18 PM (QGRvm) 66
You know, I should read all the comments before adding my redundancies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM Are you now claiming you're new here? Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:19 PM (0sNs1) 67
30 years too late, but still a pimp-hand move
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 14, 2026 05:19 PM (iozMe) 68
I had a neighbor do a 180 on Trump vs migrants recently. Last year he was "Trump is an isolationist and we need migrants". This week he is "Throw them all out. They're bleeding us dry". I told him "Welcome". Posted by: Frank Barone at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (IifOV) 69
Instead of running over ICE agents, why don't these do-gooder Minnesotans just house Somali families themselves? Sponsoring them until they get on their feet, you know. I keep hearing how hard-working they all are so obtaining employment should be a snap.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (2dlNj) 70
You know, I should read all the comments before adding my redundancies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO) --- Trying to be better than us?! Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (krQz2) 71
To any leftists here, it is illegal, as if that matters to a leftist, to immigrate legally, much less invade illegally, and be a drain on the social system.
If I ran DHS I would definitely have a Pinochet helicopter airlines. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (xvV+O) 72
Working in the coal mine
Going down, down, down Working in the coal mine Whoop, I wanna sit down I have no idea why this is running through my head. Oh well. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (2J/Lj) 73
I'm not opposed to turning Hawaii back into a separate nation, with a king or whatever.
There have to be King Kamehameha Juniors running around somewhere, Posted by: BurtTC Unfortunately the Kamehameha dynasty died out. They are the who used British constitutional monarchy as a model. The successors, and last monarch tried to restore an absolute monarchy.... and got tossed for her efforts. Yes, the US was involved... In protecting the government from a tyrannical coup. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (/lPRQ) 74
The only reparations due to anyone in this country, are due to the American taxpaying citizen.
Posted by: UncleJefe at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (DzC+b) 75
I heard a new country I'd never heard of a few days ago.
Eswatini. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK Sounds like something the Jawas yell in Star Wars. Posted by: Aetius451AD Barkeep! A dirty Eswatini! Two olives. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (QGRvm) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (WONhk) 77
The Duchy of Grand Fenwick had the right idea. Screw the welfare office, invade, get your ass kicked, and collect foreign aid.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (gm9Sb) 78
The local AWFLs have moist panties because the peace walking monks finally made it to Charlotte. So that's where everyone is tonight.
Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (uQzkA) 79
44 33 Better late than never, but the damage has been done, unfortunately, maybe fatal. That was the whole point. Flood the zone. If even 1/2 of 1% of the millions of illegal aliens have bad intent that’s a fuckpile of people. A few hundred trained saboteurs could really cause trouble in the good ole U.S.A.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2026 05:10 PM (BWpBM) They Cloward-Pivened everything. Posted by: CaliGirl And yet they are failing by the day. Resolute leadership beats craven theft and trying to manipulate. What Cloward and Piven never got is that there is NO historical determinism, what one group wreaks, another can fix. And usually the result is the group that damaged the place becomes tainted and loathed by those fixing up the place. Marx and his attempt at declaring the inevitably of his process was absolutely wrong. History does not work that way until the Lord comes back for the second time. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (WDjG6) 80
Don't forget UK. They're all on the dole, and that won't change with the scenery.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (wBaIH) 81
You know, I should read all the comments before adding my redundancies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO) --- Why don't they take into their home the multiple-count oral rapist ICE was taking in that day?! Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (krQz2) 82
I hope Djibouti ain’t on the list
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (iozMe) 83
Danish C130 headed to Greenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (A32KF) 84
56 I heard a new country I'd never heard of a few days ago.
Eswatini. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK Yeah, but I bet you've heard of Swaziland. That's one of those countries that changes names like bed sheets. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (dIske) 85
And then throw all the jackholes out of the country and clean the entire mess up for once and all. Until the Dims or judges decide nah, bro we're good and bring it all back. And the GOPe, of course. One big uniparty with a unibrow.
Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (Q0yOR) 86
Eswatini is a new name for an old country, Swaziland
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (RIvkX) 87
Renee Good's family hires George Floyd law firm to investigate Minneapolis ICE shooting
The Operative: This is a good death. There's no shame in this, in a [ wo ] man's death. A [ wo ] man who has done fine works. We’re making a better world. All of them, better worlds. Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: A bartender at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (WDjG6) 89
Ex-CEO of Paul Newman charity for sick kids embezzled millions. “Christopher L. Butler, 49, of Porter Ranch, California, has been charged with more than a dozen felonies after allegedly stealing $5.2 million over seven years from The Painted Turtle, one of the many charities for kids with chronic or life-threatening illnesses co-founded by the late actor.”
------ IF your "charity" doesn't have a nuclear-strong audit system, you don't have a charity--you have an situation just begging for embezzlement. Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (TN0g+) 90
56 I heard a new country I'd never heard of a few days ago.
Eswatini. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 That's right next to Watusi, & Hully Gully. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (IifOV) 91
Then: These people are just doing the jobs Americans won't! And it is a FACT that none of them can or do get welfare
Now: Its racist to stop immigrants just because they are coming to get on welfare Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm) 92
Coolest country name no one can pronounce: Kiribati.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:23 PM (RIvkX) 93
Have they looked into the Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Don't Read Good?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 14, 2026 05:23 PM (PSEDc) 94
Not China?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (A32KF) No. We need them to keep HBCUs in business. Probably the stupidest shit Trump has ever said. Posted by: Resist_we_much at January 14, 2026 05:23 PM (cpys8) 95
Danish C130 headed to Greenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss Loaded with canned ham and Legos for the kids. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (/lPRQ) 96
Progs are complaining "They are snatching people out of their homes!"
Like they didn't enjoy their popcorn with no-knock and battering ram, machine-gun raids at dawn on citizens that would eventually be charged with "parading" and simply "being on Capitol grounds illegally". You can set your watch by their double standards. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (krQz2) 97
IF your "charity" doesn't have a nuclear-strong audit system, you don't have a charity--you have an situation just begging for embezzlement.
Posted by: Crusader ======= No more non profits. All of them have to report income and expenses just like other businesses do. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (WDjG6) 98
2nd Coolest country name no one can pronounce: Macedonia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) 99
80 Don't forget UK. They're all on the dole, and that won't change with the scenery.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (wBaIH) If you look at the list, it's places Americans don't visit. Trump is expecting some retaliation, and he didn't want to ruin anyone's summer vacations. Posted by: Nova Local at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (tOcjL) 100
Please delete the word 'pimp' from your AoSHQ vocabulary.
According to the Style Guide, we are Professional Pleasure Procurers. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Posted by: Professional Pleasure Procurers at January 14, 2026 05:25 PM (0sNs1) 101
I'm pretty sure this violates the Fuckin' Haole clause in the constitution.
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 05:25 PM (UjdFS) 102
....after allegedly stealing $5.2 million over seven years....
------ Seven freaking years of auditors being asleep or paid off. Seven freaking years. Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 05:25 PM (TN0g+) 103
Coolest country name no one can pronounce: Kiribati.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:23 PM (RIvkX) --- I think I can pronounce it. Whether I pronounce it right is another matter. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:26 PM (krQz2) 104
Now the Somalians will set up fake jobs with fake salaries to guarantee that their Somali friends applying to come to the USA won't be a burden. Strangely, they'll all be "working" at daycares.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 14, 2026 05:26 PM (O7YUW) 105
98 2nd Coolest country name no one can pronounce: Macedonia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) That's Italian fruit salad. Posted by: Nova Local at January 14, 2026 05:26 PM (tOcjL) 106
96 Progs are complaining "They are snatching people out of their homes!"
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (krQz2) ____________________________ Maybe we can get Janet Reno cough the dirt out of her long dead mouth and comment on that. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:26 PM (dIske) 107
This fits perfectly with the post.
https://tinyurl.com/yc3yb5se Don't know if India was one of those countries. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2026 05:26 PM (n5tGW) 108
Please focus on issues like this instead of taking Greenland.
Posted by: Maroon at January 14, 2026 05:26 PM (nMkzv) 109
102 And none of these criminal masterminds, after stealing millions, have a bolt hole for the day word comes out they're going down.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:27 PM (gm9Sb) 110
Alexander did it all in Linen Armor.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:27 PM (A32KF) 111
I hope Djibouti ain’t on the list
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM I'm sure Sheik Dji'bouti will move vigorously against that. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:27 PM (0sNs1) 112
That is quite a list of third world sh*tholes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX) 113
We have always been at war with Eswatini.
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 05:27 PM (UjdFS) 114
Nobody wants a dirty twatini.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (krQz2) 115
The Iranian brain surgeons, Somali rocket scientists, and Haitian nuclear engineers are going to have to stay home and improve their home countries instead of contributing to ours.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (ESVrU) 116
You know, I should read all the comments before adding my redundancies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO) --- Trying to be better than us?! Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:20 PM (krQz2) Yeah. Look at Mr Considerate readin' all the comments! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) 117
Marx and his attempt at declaring the inevitably of his process was absolutely wrong. History does not work that way until the Lord comes back for the second time. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (WDjG6) I pray you're correct but evil never sleeps and this makes me uneasy. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (mxcbL) 118
We have always been at war with Eswatini.
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 05:27 PM (UjdFS) --- That's what Aswipe told me. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (krQz2) 119
Uncontroversial.
Should be anyway. We'll hear the lamentations of the women from the Democrat party. From their women too. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (Dv3i1) 120
Since it seems we're stuck with the Somalis, I wish Piper would do a fashion segment on them.
Posted by: Mr. Guy Of Beverly Hills at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (oftw2) 121
86 Eswatini is a new name for an old country, Swaziland
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM -- And just like that, a country you never think of becomes a country you never heard of. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (NYInA) 122
Mangiare!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (RIvkX) 123
I hope Djibouti ain’t on the list Posted by: Elric the Blade =============== Got a mail-order bride coming? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (Jxa0O) 124
91 Then: These people are just doing the jobs Americans won't! And it is a FACT that none of them can or do get welfare
Now: Its racist to stop immigrants just because they are coming to get on welfare Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm) I see a lot of Latinos on roofing crews and construction crews and landscaping crews. I don't see many of those jobs staffed by people from the other side of the Atlantic, if you know what I mean. YMMV, but at least some of these folks actually work. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (MZ+PY) 125
Renee Good's family hires George Floyd law firm to investigate Minneapolis ICE shooting
-- LOL They're going to file a wrongful death lawsuit against Minneapolis. And settle for no less than $5 million. Not a single person who approves that settlement will lose re-election. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (HXT0k) 126
50 Want a laugh? Ask a leftist, sometime, where Eritrea is on the globe.
9 out of 10 will think you are making the place up. But, they'll be advocating on their behalf in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1... Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:14 PM (dIske) Only reason I know where Eritrea is, is my reading Neal Stephenson. My geography knowledge of that whole continent is pathetic. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (GD2xa) 127
Thousands of Somalis go on the lam, head to Mississippi and learn to sing "De Camp Town Ladies", hoping they will fit in.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (gm9Sb) 128
Please delete the word 'pimp' from your AoSHQ vocabulary.
According to the Style Guide, we are Professional Pleasure Procurers. Thank you for your attention to this matter. === Directors of happy ends. Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 05:29 PM (g47mK) 129
So this includes people visitiing on business or vacation, right? No more accidental Visa overstays!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (yvZQo) 130
115 The Iranian brain surgeons, Somali rocket scientists, and Haitian nuclear engineers are going to have to stay home and improve their home countries instead of contributing to ours.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (ESVrU) ++++ You're making me want to cry. Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (2dlNj) 131
These places are "countries" like Rhode Island is a "state."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (krQz2) 133
Progs are complaining "They are snatching people out of their homes!"
You know it was amusing when the left finally figured out human beings pay taxes when Trump passed his tariffs. Apparently now they are finding out cops will arrest you...even at home!...if you break the law. They should really thank Trump for teaching them all these things Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm) 134
This comment and content reading will come back to bite us.
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (oftw2) 135
Renee Good's family hires George Floyd law firm to investigate Minneapolis ICE shooting
== she was a terrorist, got shot trying to assassinate a federal officer , get lost Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 05:31 PM (g47mK) 136
Oh no! Anyway...
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at January 14, 2026 05:31 PM (VQC/c) 137
121 86 Eswatini is a new name for an old country, Swaziland
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:22 PM -- And just like that, a country you never think of becomes a country you never heard of. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 14, 2026 Rhodesia weeps. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 05:31 PM (mxcbL) 138
Is Eswatini shaken?
Is it stirred? Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM Narrator: "And thus was the sleeping CBD was awakened." Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (0sNs1) 139
The last restaurant, The Panda Express in the basement food court, at S.F.’s largest mall has closed
Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (RHGPo) 140
107 This fits perfectly with the post.
https://tinyurl.com/yc3yb5se Don't know if India was one of those countries. Posted by: Guy Mohawk How does one lawyer approve 700,000 H1B visas? How can the country absorb 700,000 Indians (and I assume their immediate families)? Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (Dv3i1) 141
TBH, I'm still confused as to how a country as large as Turkey can just change its name without fanfare.
In case you missed in, Turkey became Türkiye back in June of 2022. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske) 142
President Trump's State Department moved Wednesday to halt immigrant visa processing from 75 countries after internal data showed migrants from those nations are entering the United States and enrolling in taxpayer-funded welfare programs at what officials described as unacceptable rates.
I wouldn't trust whatever the Department of State says. For too many decades they've been a leftist viper's nest. There will be too many dug-in employees there that will quietly subvert whatever conservative agenda is now in play, waiting for the leftist communist bastards to gain control again. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (O7YUW) 143
Is Eswatini shaken?
Is it stirred? Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM Narrator: "And thus was the sleeping CBD was awakened." Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (0sNs1) --- CBD is stirred? Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (krQz2) 144
The trailer for Euphoria S3 has dropped. Sydney Sweeney's character is an OnlyFans model. HBO Max looking to boost the horny male viewership numbers.
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney News Alert at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (Y1sOo) 145
The Trump Administration has told states to stop the long-standing practice of taking Social Security benefit checks from some children and youth in foster care. In a letter to governors, sent in early December, Alex Adams, an assistant secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, told states to end what he calls "the orphan tax." Adams, who oversees federal child welfare policy, told states to quit taking Social Security survivor benefits from children in foster care. The monthly benefit is paid to a child whose mother or father has died but had worked and paid Social Security.
Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2026 05:33 PM (RHGPo) 146
This comment and content reading will come back to bite us.
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM And we'll be lucky to live through it. Posted by: RADM Josh Painter, USN at January 14, 2026 05:33 PM (0sNs1) 147
Eswatini is like an appletini... only with eswats.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:33 PM (krQz2) 148
If you ever watch bodycam videos, there are criminals who actually believe they are "Home Safe" if they flee back to their house, or even near it.
Posted by: "I Live Right There!" at January 14, 2026 05:33 PM (oftw2) 149
Sorry if this has been addressed under other posts, and sorry, also, for going O/T, but does anybody know what's going on with the big Verizon crash today? (Service, not stock price).
Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 05:33 PM (2L+MU) 150
The sole Danish C130 headed to Greenland. Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (A32KF) Moar accurate Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:33 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s) 152
TBH, I'm still confused as to how a country as large as Turkey can just change its name without fanfare.
Because they still go gobble gobble and are afraid of Pilgrims? Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (sKqQm) 153
Milton Freidman said in one of his books:
"You can have open borders or a welfare system, but you can't have both." Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (w3u3d) 154
New name, same shit hole
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0) 155
83 Danish C130 headed to Greenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (A32KF) It'll double the population when it lands. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (uWKK8) 156
141 TBH, I'm still confused as to how a country as large as Turkey can just change its name without fanfare.
In case you missed in, Turkey became Türkiye back in June of 2022. Posted by: Orson *shifty eyes* -Peking Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1) 157
BabylonBee: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus. Onlookers cheered as Jackson emerged from the bus, after several minutes of trying to figure out how to open the bus door. "Aw, look at her, all dressed up like a big girl," said local woman Jeannie Gordon. "It's so neat that the Supreme Court makes accommodations for people like Ketanji. I love that she gets to participate, just like anyone else. Oh look, they're even letting her put on a robe! So sweet."
Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2026 05:35 PM (RHGPo) 158
Rhodesia weeps.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 05:31 PM (mxcbL) Rhodesia was murdered. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s) --- * runs through the door * * pants * * hands on knees * * finger in the air * Posted by: Dr. Quincy at January 14, 2026 05:35 PM (krQz2) 159
92 Coolest country name no one can pronounce: Kiribati.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:23 PM (RIvkX) I've never even heard of that one, I had to map it. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 05:35 PM (mxcbL) 160
Europe's going to blow their entire military budget defending Greenland.
Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2026 05:35 PM (uQzkA) 161
I wouldn't trust whatever the Department of State says. For too many decades they've been a leftist viper's nest. There will be too many dug-in employees there that will quietly subvert whatever conservative agenda is now in play, waiting for the leftist communist bastards to gain control again. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant =============== Dude. The word is: those visas are DENIED. It's easy to see if they're approved. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 05:35 PM (Jxa0O) 162
The Iranian brain surgeons, Somali rocket scientists, and Haitian nuclear engineers are going to have to stay home and improve their home countries instead of contributing to ours.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (ESVrU) ++++ You're making me want to cry. Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (2dlNj) —— A lot of rich Iranians and Nigerians did get visas to come here. Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 14, 2026 05:35 PM (iozMe) 163
I am still not tired of winning.
Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (qFwJc) Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (PSEDc) 165
I just saw a commercial for our wonderful First Lady's documentary film, and I hope theaters showing it have plenty of security on hand. Crazy people out there.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (gm9Sb) 166
The Iranian brain surgeons, Somali rocket scientists, and Haitian nuclear engineers are going to have to stay home and improve their home countries instead of contributing to ours. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM (ESVrU) And US scientists will be leaving the country to emigrate to Iran, Somalia and Haiti! Because of mean ol' Trump. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (tgvbd) 167
does anybody know what's going on with the big Verizon crash today? (Service, not stock price).
Posted by: Paco -- Wondering the same No bars at all at home, but other spots have coverage Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (tnz8V) 168
The sole Danish C130 headed to Greenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (A32KF) Someone noticed that the EU is now producing militaristic/patriotic propaganda and all the guys in it are "heteronormative white men". Some contrasted that with the "We Are Europe" memes and images the EU is producing where most of the people in them are Arabic, Asian, or Black... But the funniest response to 7 gruff look white guys all kitted up was, "This is like the only 7 full tactical gear sets they have on their whole continent" Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (sKqQm) 169
Newsom would totally have done this because he was an Anglo wife, you know, according to groypers who voted for Kamala and we have to listen to in order to appeal to Trump voters.
Posted by: TJM's phone at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (GBKbO) 170
Casey Anthony, "America’s most hated mom," calls Minneapolis ICE shooting a crime, rips JD Vance for protecting ‘Gestapo’ agents
Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (RHGPo) 171
I'd say 'keer-eh-bat-e'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:37 PM (zZu0s) 172
How does one lawyer approve 700,000 H1B visas? How can the country absorb 700,000 Indians (and I assume their immediate families)?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (Dv3i1) Build 700 hotels with 200 rooms each. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:37 PM (uWKK8) 173
135 Renee Good's family hires George Floyd law firm to investigate Minneapolis ICE shooting
Their not gonna like the outcome Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 05:37 PM (VE6XX) 174
The sole Danish C130 headed to Greenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:21 PM (A32KF) Moar accurate Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:33 PM Actually, the Royal Danish Air Force (RDAF) has 4 C-130J aircraft, the exact same number as the Royal Norwegian Air Force (RNoAF) has. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1) 175
TBH, I'm still confused as to how a country as large as Turkey can just change its name without fanfare.
In case you missed in, Turkey became Türkiye back in June of 2022. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske) Really? Are you gonna tell me next that Constantinople got the works? Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM (dGCAG) 176
Absolutely not enough..
Posted by: Jack at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM (jE5Mf) 177
"Eswatini is a new name for an old country, Swaziland"
****** Swaziland? That sounds like "swastika". Was Swaziland one of those African colonies the Germans had in Africa? Where General Romel was fighting angainst the Americans? I saw a show about that. "The Rat Patrol." Those Americans in their Jeeps did real good. Also where "Laurence of Arabia" was set. Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM (wXOk6) 178
*shifty eyes*
-Peking Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1) _____________________________ Also, Türkiye, it's pronounced Tur-Kee-Yay. The founding day had a whole lot of Muslims wearing skin tight suits doing the Pee Wee Herman dance. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM (dIske) 179
Since it seems we're stuck with the Somalis, I wish Piper would do a fashion segment on them.
Posted by: Mr. Guy Of Beverly Hills ...... That should take about half a paragraph. Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM (UjdFS) 180
Please delete the word 'pimp' from your AoSHQ vocabulary.
According to the Style Guide, we are Professional Pleasure Procurers. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Posted by: Professional Pleasure Procurers at January 14, 2026 05:25 PM (0sNs1) --- "Huggy" Squirrel from the Sunday Morning Book Thread hardest hit. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM (ESVrU) 181
In case you missed in, Turkey became Türkiye back in June of 2022.
Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske) --- So it didn't really change it's name. It probably just corrected its spelling. Peking meet Beijing. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:39 PM (krQz2) 182
Are you gonna tell me next that Constantinople got the works?
Posted by: BurtTC at Nobody cares except the jerks. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2026 05:39 PM (2J/Lj) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s) 184
Actually, the Royal Danish Air Force (RDAF) has 4 C-130J aircraft, the exact same number as the Royal Norwegian Air Force (RNoAF) has. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1) "Royal"?? As in, kings? I thought No Kings was the hot thing. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:39 PM (tgvbd) 185
168 Many years ago, the Kingdom of Belgium let each soldier have one round of ammunition a year for marksmanship practice. Fritz and Karl came a knockin'.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (gm9Sb) 186
So this includes people visitiing on business or vacation, right? No more accidental Visa overstays! Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 05:30 PM (yvZQo) Every Irish bartender I knew from my drinking days was an illegal overstay. Every. One. However, there were a couple of hawt ones that I'd have seriously thought about marrying to give them a green card. But I had a personal flaw of too much integrity. My penis has hated me for YEARS over this issue. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (y9nCu) 187
141 TBH, I'm still confused as to how a country as large as Turkey can just change its name without fanfare.
In case you missed in, Turkey became Türkiye back in June of 2022. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske) So why did Turkey get the works? That's only the business of the Turks! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (uWKK8) 188
Kirabati shares a large empty frontier with Shangri-La. Yaks out number humans 6-1.
Posted by: Yak Facts at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (oftw2) 189
115 The Iranian brain surgeons, Somali rocket scientists, and Haitian nuclear engineers are going to have to stay home and improve their home countries instead of contributing to ours.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:28 PM --- I met a university student from Iran in 1977. Westernized, happy to be here, a decent guy. Didn't like the shah. I wondered what happened to him after the ayatollahs took over. Probably thrown off a rooftop for visiting the US. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (fMPEh) 190
"Huggy" Squirrel from the Sunday Morning Book Thread hardest hit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM Dude never wears pants. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1) 191
If you ever watch bodycam videos, there are criminals who actually believe they are "Home Safe" if they flee back to their house, or even near it.
------- Yep. My non-statistical sample of those viewed suggests that about 85% of those who believe such nonsense are female, and more than half are black. Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g+) 192
What, no mention of Djibouti? That one's fun to say.
Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 05:41 PM (VQC/c) 193
Perfect. Now make immigration easier for "right-wing" Euros fleeing tyranny.
Posted by: SamIam at January 14, 2026 05:42 PM (cjT1m) 194
If Turkey suddenly changed to something like Jeehad, THAT would be a name-change. If they are just switching around the e and the y and adding a i in front, that's probably a spelling correction.
Like Keeeeeeeeev. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:42 PM (krQz2) 195
2nd Coolest country name no one can pronounce: Macedonia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho MACEDONIA MACEDONIA Why is your big head so hard? I'm in love with a woman, and Macedonia is her name Posted by: Louis "Miklos" Jordan at January 14, 2026 05:42 PM (f/3mU) 196
I hope this means State can process immigration applications from good countries faster.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 14, 2026 05:42 PM (tnz8V) 197
Irish accent on a girl is a natural substitute for viagra. Just don't listen to what they are saying, it's probably some liberal crap which counters any positive effects.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 05:42 PM (Dv3i1) 198
167 Wondering the same
No bars at all at home, but other spots have coverage vmom deport deport deport Probably Chinese sabotage. Or Iranian. In any event, I was pretty sure I paid my bill, so that couldn't be it. Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 05:43 PM (2L+MU) 199
What, no mention of Djibouti? That one's fun to say.
Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 05:41 PM toby928(c) weeps. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1) 200
What, no mention of Djibouti? That one's fun to say.
Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 05:41 PM (VQC/c) --- KC wanted to shake that place up. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:43 PM (krQz2) 201
Yep. My non-statistical sample of those viewed suggests that about 85% of those who believe such nonsense are female, and more than half are black. Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g+) "Black Women Detained at Airport" videos provide hours of entertainment, albeit of the wincing type. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:43 PM (tgvbd) 202
What was the guys nic who was a bartender? He caught a ban i think, although I missed it. Or flounced.
Also, has anyone seen Northernlurker lately? (he changed his nic slightly the last j saw.) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s) 203
So why did Turkey get the works? That's only the business of the Turks! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 ----- You must be thinking of: https://tinyurl.com/4hkw2nmz Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 05:44 PM (A55X+) 204
Also, has anyone seen Northernlurker lately? (he changed his nic slightly the last j saw.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s) And I haven't seen Stateless Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 05:44 PM (VE6XX) 205
195 MACEDONIA
MACEDONIA Why is your big head so hard? I'm in love with a woman, and Macedonia is her name Loved Louis Jordan and the Tympany Five! You mean "Caledonia", of course. Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 05:44 PM (2L+MU) 206
Wondering the same
No bars at all at home, but other spots have coverage Posted by: vmom deport deport deport PAY YOUR BILL, MOM!! Posted by: Verizon Customer Support at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: fourseasons at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (u6/wt) 210
Now we all know our President has a lot of fuckin' around money and a good sense of humor. Maybe he should buy that giant Trump animatron parade float that appeared in Italy (IIRC) and have the Navy and Marines put it ashore in Greenland for a rampage. A gentle rampage, tossing out bags of M&Ms and Slim Jims.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (gm9Sb) 211
I met a university student from Iran in 1977. Westernized, happy to be here, a decent guy. Didn't like the shah. I wondered what happened to him after the ayatollahs took over.
Probably thrown off a rooftop for visiting the US. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (fMPEh) --- The Chancellor where I work is from Iran. He's also not a fan of the current government. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (ESVrU) 212
What, no mention of Djibouti? That one's fun to say.
Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 05:41 PM (VQC/c) --- KC wanted to shake that place up. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:43 PM (krQz2) —— See above. The Blade’s got ya covered. Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (iozMe) 213
Irish accent on a girl is a natural substitute for viagra. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 05:42 PM (Dv3i1) Yes it is. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (y9nCu) Posted by: Old jokes made new again at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (f/3mU) 215
A couple of Eswatini's will really make you want to shake Djibouti. You won't Kiribati anything.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (8JzZF) 216
And US scientists will be leaving the country to emigrate to Iran, Somalia and Haiti! Because of mean ol' Trump. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:36 PM (tgvbd) ++++ And the Trump-hating celebs never move to these places either. I wonder why. I know for a fact and have it on authority that the people who live in Iran, Somalia and Haiti are grand people. Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (2dlNj) 217
How about a 100 year moratorium on any immigration.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (zCHlf) 218
205 Loved Louis Jordan and the Tympany Five! You mean "Caledonia", of course.
"Caldonia", rather. Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (2L+MU) 219
How can we have the soccer World Cup if we don't allow all the Yemeni fans to attend?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 14, 2026 05:46 PM (u6/wt) 220
This is very bad news. Some of our best soft drink concentrates come from the Lubombo region as well as black market elephant tusks.
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (UjdFS) 221
Every time I’ve gone to Canada land they ask me at the border where I’m going, what I’m doing, how long I plan to stay, where I’m staying and how I will support myself while im in the country.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (f9bGF) 222
Renee Good's family hires George Floyd law firm to investigate Minneapolis ICE shooting
Their not gonna like the outcome ----- The conclusion will read "It was a Good shoot." Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (TN0g+) 223
I pray you're correct but evil never sleeps and this makes me uneasy.
Posted by: CaliGirl Take heart, I bring you good news, Jesus has already won by conquering death--that the evil cannot ever stop. So the main question is how we justify our existence on Earth to get to everlasting salvation. We do it via grace and demonstrating that we are taking up the cross ourself. Piven and Cloward never got that because Commies worship an idol named government. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (WDjG6) 224
The trailer for Euphoria S3 has dropped. Sydney Sweeney's character is an OnlyFans model. HBO Max looking to boost the horny male viewership numbers.
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney News Alert at January 14, 2026 05:32 PM (Y1sOo) I had heard dildos were involved. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s) 225
Sonic booms over Iraq?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (A32KF) 226
WTF? Os this No Driving Wednesday? What's with all the accidents? I haven't went 30 miles and I'm stuck in three.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (QGRvm) 227
I think it would be a good time for Donaldus Maximus to address the American people, making the following points:
1. We the People of the sovereign US have a border and a right to enforce it. 2. We passed laws to do just that in our duly elected Legislatures. 3. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (don't just call it "ICE" which is lefty demonization) is the lawful, and only way to do that. 4. The American people also just voted for this. 5. Those "obstructing" enforcement are breaking the law, and the social-political compact to abide by the results of our elections. 6. The leaders of "Open Borders" believe we live on "stolen land" and therefore have no right to our own border. 7. Call on Chucky Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries all Dem governors to say, clearly, that we do NOT live on "stolen land" and we HAVE the right to enforce our border. If they can't or won't, let the American people recognize them for the America haters they are. Posted by: Zek at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (5FPX4) 228
Just read the list, India not on it, but they should be for different types of fraud.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2026 05:48 PM (n5tGW) 229
Aetius, you are thinking of Bitterclinger and Northern lurker has been around
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 05:48 PM (0KSrI) 230
The Chancellor where I work is from Iran. He's also not a fan of the current government.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (ESVrU) --- Used to have a good friend who was a Iranian professor, but deist--working in software. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:48 PM (krQz2) 231
Has Keir Starmer been banned from the country yet?
By the way, I saw a report the other day the UAE will no longer pay for education in the UK for it's young people, for fear they would become too Islamist while in the country. If my Irony Meter wasn't broken, I would laugh. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2026 05:48 PM (hKFfN) 232
*Shlurp*
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at January 14, 2026 05:49 PM (gKWVE) 233
India's economy is based on forfeited key deposits and stolen towel billing.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:49 PM (gm9Sb) 234
Right. BC- but not BCochran. (This is how my mind works.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s) 235
Take heart, I bring you good news, Jesus has already won by conquering death--that the evil cannot ever stop. So the main question is how we justify our existence on Earth to get to everlasting salvation. We do it via grace and demonstrating that we are taking up the cross ourself.
Piven and Cloward never got that because Commies worship an idol named government. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (WDjG6) --- Amen, Whig. The real battle is already been won. And if you're the type that believes in the Millennial Kingdom, Jesus, as King, will settle all accounts. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:50 PM (krQz2) 236
212 What, no mention of Djibouti? That one's fun to say.
Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 05:41 PM (VQC/c) --- KC wanted to shake that place up. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:43 PM (krQz2) —— See above. The Blade’s got ya covered. Shoulda read the comments first. Rookie mistake. I'll see myself out. Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 05:50 PM (VQC/c) 237
I met a university student from Iran in 1977. Westernized, happy to be here, a decent guy. Didn't like the shah. I wondered what happened to him after the ayatollahs took over. Probably thrown off a rooftop for visiting the US. Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 14, 2026 05:40 PM (fMPEh) ------- I knew an Iranian undergraduate at the time when the Shah was overthrown. Secular. Engineering student. I believe he was a socialist. The overthrow didn't work out so well for the socialists. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2026 05:50 PM (xVn4c) 238
A Federal court ruled that CA can go ahead with their steal, I mean redistricting....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 05:51 PM (VE6XX) 239
London is the new Medina.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE) 240
30 The Chancellor where I work is from Iran. He's also not a fan of the current government.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel You know who else was an Aryan Chancellor? Posted by: Two Coats! One Afternoon! at January 14, 2026 05:51 PM (oftw2) 241
London is the new Medina.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE) --- Only funky and cold. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:51 PM (krQz2) 242
I liked the Deffs-to-da-shah Iranians at college a lot more than the we-only-want-our-land Palestinian whiners.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:52 PM (jc0TO) 243
You're not supposed to get an immigrant visa if you will be on welfare, and you're supposed to have a sponsor who agrees to pay if you DO get on welfare.
My guess is these are all accepted as asylees or refugees which can still get welfare. Posted by: coba at January 14, 2026 05:52 PM (IuIym) 244
226 WTF? Os this No Driving Wednesday? What's with all the accidents? I haven't went 30 miles and I'm stuck in three. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (QGRvm) I saw more law enforcement out than usual today in NW Arkansas. Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 14, 2026 05:52 PM (FMtrg) 245
⌛️
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 05:52 PM (g47mK) 246
There has been a leak of Trump's private medical information, and Bobby, Jr confirmed. POTUS has some very abnormal test results. His testosterone is way off the charts. I mean it's higher than any doctor has likely ever seen before. I mean, he's got T like you wouldn't believe. YUGE T, man. Seriously, RFK, Jr. said that..... Now, watch the AWFLs heads explode. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 05:53 PM (w6EFb) 247
Take the money and run.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 05:53 PM (A32KF) 248
233 India's economy is based on forfeited key deposits and stolen towel billing.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, Bill, you will not curry favor in this manner. Posted by: Patel Family Buffet at January 14, 2026 05:53 PM (oftw2) 249
The conclusion will read "It was a Good shoot."
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (TN0g+) --- That was probably not going to be the conclusion of the 7 prosecutors who flew to Minnesota to prosecute this case. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:53 PM (krQz2) 250
Just read the list, India not on it, but they should be for different types of fraud.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk I am unable for assisting with such issue Posted by: "Greg" from the Bangalore Centre of Most Excellence at January 14, 2026 05:53 PM (f/3mU) 251
I miss Bitter Clinger. Hope all is well.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 14, 2026 05:55 PM (FMtrg) 252
248 Sorry, "Kenny".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 05:55 PM (gm9Sb) 253
Anyone tired of all the winning yet?
As long as we understand that Winning does not include arresting and prosecuting the criminals and because of the feckless retards in Congress, will be instantly reversed once Trump leaves office because nothing will be codified. If we are cool with that, bring on more Winning! Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 14, 2026 05:55 PM (PVBkQ) 254
206 Wondering the same
No bars at all at home, but other spots have coverage Posted by: vmom deport deport deport PAY YOUR BILL, MOM!! Posted by: Verizon Customer Support at January 14, 2026 05:45 PM (oftw2) Wish I'd thought of this when the sales girl stopped by my office to ask why her phone wasn't working! Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 05:55 PM (VQC/c) 255
Chy na should be on the list! I protest!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 05:56 PM (WONhk) 256
End citizen babies and in 10 years Medicaid is cut by 50%
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 14, 2026 05:56 PM (gbOdA) 257
India's economy is based on forfeited key deposits and stolen towel billing.
Posted by: bill in arkansas You are quite right indeed, Sir! Posted by: The Punjabi Ed McMahon at January 14, 2026 05:57 PM (f/3mU) 258
227, endorsed!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2026 05:57 PM (Cjt/F) 259
Just add up the suck from people on public charge.
Cut it from their Foreign Aids. Posted by: r hennigantx at January 14, 2026 05:57 PM (gbOdA) 260
I heard a new country I'd never heard of a few days ago.
Eswatini. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK Used to be called Swaziland. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+) 261
Can't we let them all in?
They will, like little Einsteins, solve the cold fusion enigma while we sleep comfortably in our warm beds. Or if you prefer, we can greenlight a Manhattan Project II and let the muslims in charge of NYC there give us perpetual motion. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 14, 2026 05:59 PM (BSdIE) 262
Eswatini.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK Used to be called Swaziland. Posted by: Oldcat Maybe They Might Be Giants will come out of retirement to write a new song Posted by: a Miklos can hope at January 14, 2026 05:59 PM (f/3mU) 263
I heard a new country I'd never heard of a few days ago.
Eswatini. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK Used to be called Swaziland. Posted by: Oldcat Hold on. Reports are coming in. Eswatini is changing it's name. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 05:59 PM (QGRvm) 264
1 strike
If you cheat a Big Govt system then you get nothing. Put their Names on the wall of the hospital and turn them away. No EBT. No Section 8. Posted by: r hennigantx at January 14, 2026 05:59 PM (gbOdA) 265
I think I am agreeing with CJN Speaks, President Trump is trolling Europe
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0) 266
Eastwatiti?
Posted by: A flock of seagulls at January 14, 2026 06:00 PM (vFG9F) 267
Hold on. Reports are coming in. Eswatini is changing it's name. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 05:59 PM (QGRvm) Going forward, it will known as "Elvis". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 06:00 PM (tgvbd) 268
A third-party employee working at the Hilton Anatole in Dallas was fired after she posted a video identifying ICE agents who were staying at the hotel.
Patrons should not have to fear for their safety when frequenting Dallas businesses. Hilton has been taking some hits this last week. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 06:01 PM (QGRvm) 269
266 Eastwatiti?
Posted by: A flock of seagulls at January 14, 2026 06:00 PM (vFG9F) Eastwatiti titi titi dum titi do Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 06:01 PM (VE6XX) 270
I heard a new country I'd never heard of a few days ago.
Eswatini. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 05:16 PM (uWKK Used to be called Swaziland. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 05:57 PM The Land of Chocolate? Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 06:01 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 14, 2026 06:01 PM (KAi1n) 272
Going forward, it will known as "Elvis".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh let me guess They need boats Posted by: Mojo Miklos-Milhous Nixon at January 14, 2026 06:02 PM (f/3mU) 273
That this wasn't done 60 years ago is a disgrace.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2026 06:02 PM (XMwZJ) 274
Fun Facts:
Eswatini remains the only absolute monarchy in Africa. Kangz! King Mswati and his family travels the world in luxury while 7 in 10 of his 1.2 million subjects live in abject poverty Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 06:02 PM (UjdFS) 275
Seriously, RFK, Jr. said that..... Now, watch the AWFLs heads explode.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 05:53 PM (w6EFb) This should be the next round of romance novel covers. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 06:02 PM (zYpTz) 276
Bill, you will not curry favor in this manner.
Posted by: Patel Family Buffet That pun is just saag. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 06:02 PM (mlg/3) Posted by: Ray Nagin , rare convicted dem at January 14, 2026 06:03 PM (f/3mU) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 06:03 PM (tgvbd) 279
But what if they call him a racist now... ?
This is what happens when you empty the mag without putting the target down (so to speak). Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 06:03 PM (E0p3T) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:04 PM (w6EFb) 281
Was Swaziland one of those African colonies the Germans had in Africa? Where General Romel was fighting angainst the Americans? I saw a show about that. "The Rat Patrol." Those Americans in their Jeeps did real good.
Also where "Laurence of Arabia" was set. Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 05:38 PM (wXOk6) No, that was Tanzania. And it wasn't Rommel, it was Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck. Rommel was fighting in former Italian colonies. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 06:05 PM (8avO+) 282
Fun Facts:
Eswatini remains the only absolute monarchy in Africa. Kangz! King Mswati and his family travels the world in luxury while 7 in 10 of his 1.2 million subjects live in abject poverty Posted by: wth Simple solution. Next time they leave to travel, just change the fucking locks. That way you can't get back in. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 06:06 PM (QGRvm) 283
One of Eswatini's tourist attractions is Sheba's Breast Hiking Trail.
Others include hunting endangered big game animals and procuring child slave labor. Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 06:06 PM (UjdFS) 284
I think I am agreeing with CJN Speaks, President Trump is trolling Europe Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0) You come at the King, you best not miss... Posted by: Zombie Omar Little at January 14, 2026 06:06 PM (y9nCu) 285
lol
- Some Judge in NYC or Boston Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:07 PM (kgFPv) 286
Just put out on TruthSocial: President Trump puts out a readout of his call with Venezuela's interim president.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 06:07 PM (QGRvm) 287
>>>Isn't an Eswatini what a 45-year-old cougar in a tight leopard-print dress orders at a bar?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh >How you doing? Looking for company, sweet cheeks? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 14, 2026 06:07 PM (BSdIE) 288
> That this wasn't done 60 years ago is a disgrace.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent -------- At some point, long ago, our political betters discovered how to take your tax dollars and run massive fraud schemes to line their own pockets. It is, without a doubt, the largest theft of wealth in the world. Trillions of dollars. Over decades. If you ever paid taxes, you were 100% ripped off. Each and every time you wrote that check to the IRS. And I'm not even going into all the other scams the politicos were running. That there are not 525 bodies hanging from lamp-posts in the Capitol City is the real, undeniable crime here. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 06:08 PM (NwnyJ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 06:08 PM (tgvbd) 290
Take heart, I bring you good news, Jesus has already won by conquering death--that the evil cannot ever stop. So the main question is how we justify our existence on Earth to get to everlasting salvation. We do it via grace and demonstrating that we are taking up the cross ourself. Piven and Cloward never got that because Commies worship an idol named government. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 05:47 PM (WDjG6) Thank you for that! Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 06:08 PM (AywZy) 291
Eva Vladingerbro-whatever having a nice glass of Eswatini:
https://is.gd/wSfdoL Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Dutch I'd let her wear wooden shoes in bed Posted by: Miklos thinks the Knocking Boots part could get loud at January 14, 2026 06:08 PM (f/3mU) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 06:08 PM (y9nCu) 293
Isn't an Eswatini what a 45-year-old cougar in a tight leopard-print dress orders at a bar?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh >How you doing? Looking for company, sweet cheeks? ----- I bet AI could do a great version of Beavis & Butthead & Bill Clinton. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 06:09 PM (TN0g+) 294
One of Eswatini's gifts to the world is teaching chilluns work ethic and geology.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 06:09 PM (gm9Sb) 295
266 Eastwatiti?
Posted by: A flock of seagulls at January 14, 2026 06:00 PM (vFG9F) The Witches of Estwatini. Posted by: NC Dave at January 14, 2026 06:09 PM (VQC/c) 296
The fact that 82% of Somalis in the US are on some sort of state assistance by no means throws shade on the remaining 18%
Posted by: Kindltot - Sí se podan at January 14, 2026 06:09 PM (rbvCR) 297
German colonial rule in Africa was... unpleasant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh *adjusts monocle* Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at January 14, 2026 06:10 PM (f/3mU) 298
German colonial rule in Africa was... unpleasant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Once past the Herrero, they were actually pretty decent colonizers. Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 06:11 PM (rbvCR) 299
One of Eswatini's gifts to the world is teaching chilluns work ethic and geology.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door ........ also crime and yellow fever. Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 06:11 PM (UjdFS) 300
The Germans were actually friendly with their colonials. Many fought for them.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:11 PM (A32KF) 301
German colonial rule in Africa was... unpleasant. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh *adjusts monocle* Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at January 14, 2026 06:10 PM (f/3mU) Meh. Posted by: Zombie Leopold II of Belgium at January 14, 2026 06:11 PM (y9nCu) 302
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Eva Vladingerbro-whatever having a nice glass of Eswatini: https://is.gd/wSfdoL Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:04 PM (w6EFb) ----- That is one heckuva set of stems. Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 06:11 PM (3BwY8) 303
The 18% not in welfare are probably kids who can’t technically be on welfare. But I’d bet 100% of Somalian households collect a Bennie check or 2 or 7.
Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:11 PM (kgFPv) 304
Has anyone said, "shannot" yet? Go 47!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 14, 2026 06:11 PM (YlWIZ) 305
The Germans were actually friendly with their colonials. Many fought for them.
Posted by: Boss Moss Eastern front? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 06:12 PM (QGRvm) 306
Wouldn't it be easier to just turn off ALL visas from everywhere, and then have the nations that want to send folks here supplicate themselves to reopen the spigot?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2026 05:08 PM (dGCAG) The countries whose people you want to see here probably don't want their industrious and productive citizens emigrating. They need them to support the welfare state at home. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 06:12 PM (8zz6B) 307
289 BTW look up Danish (you know, Tivoli, Little Mermaid statue, King on a bicycle) treatment of subjects in colonial times.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 06:12 PM (gm9Sb) 308
$38T debt we should be processing ZERO visas. Stay the fuck home. We’re full.
Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:13 PM (kgFPv) 309
BTW look up Danish (you know, Tivoli, Little Mermaid statue, King on a bicycle) treatment of subjects in colonial times. Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 14, 2026 06:12 PM (gm9Sb) Not to mention modern Denmark's treatment of Greenlanders. See the film Smilla's Sense of Snow Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 06:14 PM (y9nCu) 310
Take a look at Canada's rules for tourist visas. They reject people for having DUIs.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 14, 2026 05:12 PM (+bUE So does USA. If you are white. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 06:14 PM (8zz6B) 311
223 I pray you're correct but evil never sleeps and this makes me uneasy.
Posted by: CaliGirl Take heart, I bring you good news, Jesus has already won by conquering death--that the evil cannot ever stop. So the main question is how we justify our existence on Earth to get to everlasting salvation. We do it via grace and demonstrating that we are taking up the cross ourself. Piven and Cloward never got that because Commies worship an idol named government. Posted by: whig --------- * Fist Bump * Amen brother, Amen Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 14, 2026 06:14 PM (+ldAm) 312
Hilton itself didn’t do the ice stuff.
Rogue employed and shitty franchisees did. And to Hilton’s credit they acted quickly and decisively. Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:14 PM (kgFPv) 313
King Mswati and his family travels the world in luxury while 7 in 10 of his 1.2 million subjects live in abject poverty
Posted by: wth It's good to be King! Posted by: Mattress King at January 14, 2026 06:15 PM (oftw2) 314
>>>German colonial rule in Africa was... unpleasant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh *adjusts monocle* Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck >Field Marshal Rommel tried his best to corral those pesky Africans but there was too much sand. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 14, 2026 06:15 PM (BSdIE) 315
yo
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:15 PM (ZcsJV) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 06:16 PM (XeU6L) 317
The countries whose people you want to see here probably don't want their industrious and productive citizens emigrating. They need them to support the welfare state at home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon The 50,000/year Lottery Visa program originally earmarked half to Irish (Ted *spit* Kennedy). That was partially ended because the Irish government asked to end that, did not want to export any more people to America. Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at January 14, 2026 06:16 PM (f/3mU) 318
Trump's gonna take Greenland away from the Danes and deliver a case of cookie tins to every American taxpayer.
Posted by: And A Pressed Ham at January 14, 2026 06:17 PM (oftw2) 319
Yeah I know someone who was denied entry to Canuckistan because of a DUI. I think the rule is 10 years.
I once flew to Vancouver on bidness and was I inyegorgayed by the Sikh (of course) customs guy at the airport. Kept asking me if I was planning on working in Canada long term. I was tempted to say yeah sure buddy, work for 65 cents on the dollar earning Canuck bucks and then pay 50% tax. Where do sign up? Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 06:17 PM (kgFPv) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:17 PM (ZcsJV) 321
Nick just dropped his latest and manages to piss off every MPLS Somali: https://tinyurl.com/585azbjs
Posted by: beckster at January 14, 2026 06:18 PM (I7J98) 322
@161/Blonde Morticia: "Dude. The word is: those visas are DENIED. It's easy to see if they're approved."
I've seen too much back-stabbing and gamesmanship from State. I can't view them with anything but a jaundiced eye. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 14, 2026 06:18 PM (O7YUW) 323
Well it's the old squirrel story all over again. Make the bird see available to the birds....and the squirrels will hoover all of it up.
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2026 06:18 PM (LHPAg) 324
German colonial rule in Africa was... unpleasant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh *adjusts monocle* Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck ---------- Discussion of S. Africa would be boering. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 06:18 PM (XeU6L) 325
318 Trump's gonna take Greenland away from the Danes and deliver a case of cookie tins to every American taxpayer.
Posted by: And A Pressed Ham at January 14, 2026 06:17 PM (oftw2) _________________________ Those cookies are made in India, and you DON'T want to see how. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 06:19 PM (dIske) 326
Hilton itself didn’t do the ice stuff.
Rogue employed and shitty franchisees did. And to Hilton’s credit they acted quickly and decisively. Posted by: Really?? Had the pock marks from the bullet holes behind the parking garage patched up the next day? Posted by: Miklos, no you can't have a blindfold or a last vape at January 14, 2026 06:19 PM (f/3mU) 327
They really should stop importing people to give our money to. What kind of sorry ass country thinks this is a good thing?
Where is our STUPID sign? Posted by: Case at January 14, 2026 06:19 PM (4rWc3) 328
Public charge rule has been on the books since a real legal framework for immigration was created in the US. It just hasn’t been enforced.
First wave of Eritrean immigrants was AFAIK generally industrious - cab drivers, small businesses. Things must have changed. Visited Eritrea decades ago, fantastic trip. Adventure vs. 5-star style, but great. Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2026 06:20 PM (S5W8S) 329
2nd Coolest country name no one can pronounce: Macedonia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) Mass'donia, Mass'donia, what makes your big head so hard? Posted by: rejected Louis Jordan lyric at January 14, 2026 06:20 PM (8zz6B) 330
I've seen too much back-stabbing and gamesmanship from State. I can't view them with anything but a jaundiced eye.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant NO YELLOW Posted by: Hunter B. at January 14, 2026 06:20 PM (f/3mU) 331
>>>Got home and found a shipment from Funk Night Records at the door.
Good day. Posted by: garrett >Might be a good night for some Bootsy Collins. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 14, 2026 06:21 PM (BSdIE) 332
I don't know if any of you are watching the Iranian Foreign Minister being interviewed by Bret Baier, but he just claimed that it's not the IRGC shooting at civilians...it's the Zionists, impersonating Iranian soldiers.
Other than that, he's just echoing Democrat talking points. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 06:21 PM (qwx/I) 333
I don't know if any of you are watching the Iranian Foreign Minister being interviewed by Bret Baier, but he just claimed that it's not the IRGC shooting at civilians...it's the Zionists, impersonating Iranian soldiers.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 06:21 PM (qwx/I) --- I rate this as true! Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 14, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 06:22 PM (w6EFb) 335
Are the Eswatinians eating the cats?
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 06:23 PM (UjdFS) 336
Other than that, he's just echoing Democrat talking points.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 06:21 PM (qwx/I) OMG, Abbas Araghchi is supporting Gavin? Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 06:23 PM (rbvCR) 337
Other than that, he's just echoing Democrat talking points.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 06:21 PM (qwx/I) Huh. Isn't that odd. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s) 338
Via GP: Germany to send troops to Greenland...this week. Mission to determine what supporting Greenland militarily might look like.
My guess on the outcome: "Cold." Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 06:24 PM (TN0g+) 339
Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck
---------- Discussion of S. Africa would be boering. Posted by: Mike Hammer Elon does own The Boring Company. Posted by: Miklos out-points at January 14, 2026 06:24 PM (f/3mU) 340
This interview is a complete waste of time.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m) 341
Gesundtheit.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 06:24 PM (A32KF) 342
Foreign Minister Derka Derka just doubled down on the Israelis being responsible for the killings insider Iran.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 06:24 PM (qwx/I) 343
Saint Tropez Orchestra : Themes et Atmospheres vol two
I have been waiting for this re-Issue to come out for about 18 months. Sounds fantastic. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 06:25 PM (ZcsJV) 344
333 I don't know if any of you are watching the Iranian Foreign Minister being interviewed by Bret Baier, but he just claimed that it's not the IRGC shooting at civilians...it's the Zionists, impersonating Iranian soldiers.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 06:21 PM (qwx/I) ___________________________ Personally, I found it telling that as soon as the lead judge in Iran issued the statement that the country's chaos must cease by any means necessary, the shootings started. Interestingly, at the time that statement was issued, he had no case in front of him. It was just a message that the IRG would not be prosecuted for outright murder of protesters. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 06:25 PM (dIske) 345
NOOD
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 14, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Islamic Republic News Services at January 14, 2026 06:26 PM (g47mK) 347
Germany going to fight on 2 fronts, Greenland and Ukraine
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 06:26 PM (Ia/+0) 348
Oprah claims she has an "obesity gene" that makes her overeat
- I've got a lazy gene that makes me . . . Well, I'd tell you but I need to rest first. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 06:27 PM (L/fGl) 349
This interview is a complete waste of time.
Posted by: JackStraw I didn't want the stupid job anyway Although substituting Rorschach blots for actual pron was pretty cool Posted by: Miklos lost his daycare job at January 14, 2026 06:28 PM (f/3mU) 350
Oh. Hay. Apparently Five Iranian banks are on the brink of collapse, including Bank Sepah, one of Iran's three largest banks and the primary bank for the IRGC and Iranian military.
I bet there was a loss of liquidity with those embargoed oil tankers and the blowed up cocaine boats. I bet President Delcy Rodriguez is forwarding all the frantic collection calls to the White House at the moment. Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at January 14, 2026 06:29 PM (rbvCR) 351
GP: Germany to send troops to Greenland...this week. Mission to determine what supporting Greenland militarily might look like. I rather suspect that the US currently has more military in Greenland at Thule than Denmark has in the rest of the territory. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 06:38 PM (y9nCu) 352
Those cookies are made in India, and you DON'T want to see how. Posted by: Orson Yeah, I've heard how they make donuts and bagels over there. Posted by: Bombay Bakery at January 14, 2026 06:38 PM (oftw2) 353
Wait...how could anyone on a VISA, by definition a temporary entry permit, be allowed to apply for, much less receive, welfare payments? Who/what/where is this being allowed? Why would even leftists in blue states think this was acceptable?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2026 06:49 PM (XMwZJ) 354
Apparently Five Iranian banks are on the brink of collapse, including Bank Sepah, one of Iran's three largest banks and the primary bank for the IRGC and Iranian military.
Old and busted: Boston Tea Party The New Hotness: Tehran Foam Party Posted by: ask not for whom the tea bags at January 14, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE) 355
There should be no visas issued for life. State does this. Image issuing a visa to a 3 year old child-for life.
Visas shouldn't be issued to most African countries; countries with drug economies; Islamic countries. Posted by: TJ jackson at January 14, 2026 07:10 PM (bXvrr) 356
They Cloward-Pivened everything.
Posted by: CaliGirl I would like to see Cloward, Piven, and Ayres up against a wall... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 14, 2026 08:31 PM (i6ikI) 357
"data show the contrast is stark: about 81 percent of Somali-headed households in the state receive welfare benefits—many drawing Medicaid, food assistance, or cash aid—compared with just 21 percent of native-born Minnesotans, a gap the administration argues is unsustainable."
We are not arguing it is unsustainable - it IS unsustainable. I'd also look at the years when these people came over. Most of these immigrants arrived in the early 2000s. 25 years later, they are still drawing public assistance. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 14, 2026 08:33 PM (tV890) The Islamist United Kingdom Bans Scalding Hot Commentator Eva Vlaadingerbroek From Entering the Country Even As It Welcomes a Radical Hamas-Supporting Muslim Hate CultistQueer Starmer has ended free speech in the UK. Meanwhile, Queer Starmer is blocking an effort to outlaw first cousin-marriage in the UK -- which didn't previously need to be outlawed, because the actual British population long ago stopped doing it -- to appease his last bastion of diehard supporters, Muslim migrants. . In the UK, 4% of infant deaths are caused by birth defects stemming from first-cousin marriages--about three times the rate of deaths from substance abuse.Despite the obvious health issues associated with the practice, the National Health Service, as a sign of support for the Muslim community, published a report on the benefits of first-cousin marriages. I kid you not. The NHS has been urged to apologise for publishing an article extolling the benefits of first-cousin marriage despite the increased risk of birth defects. The article published last week by the NHS England's Genomics Education Programme says first-cousin marriage is linked to "stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages". But the practice has also been linked to oppression of women and also has a proven increased risk of genetic disease in offspring of first-cousin relationships. Richard Holden, the Tory MP, told the Mail On Sunday: "Our NHS should stop taking the knee to damaging and oppressive cultural practices. "The Conservatives want to see an end to cousin marriage as a backdoor to immigration too, but Labour are deaf to these sensible demands. "Sir Keir Starmer should stop running scared of the misogynistic community controllers and their quislings who appear in the form of cultural relativist-obsessed sociology professors, and ban a practice the overwhelming majority, from every community in Britain, want to see ended for good."Yes, you read that right. The NHS admits that first-cousin marriage is terrible for health, but should be praised because it is good for "extended family support and economic advantages." I guess that is why the British Muslim community is so culturally healthy. Can we get a similar explanation for why child marriage is good for the economic viability of the families who sell their daughters to wealthy men? Linda Duberley Christine Hardman
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Gray
Posted by: Ann at January 14, 2026 03:51 PM (Vi0YE) 2
Hello Posted by: fourseasons at January 14, 2026 03:51 PM (3ek7K) 3
Partly cloudy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 03:52 PM (A32KF) 4
I called the others
Posted by: Ann at January 14, 2026 03:52 PM (Vi0YE) Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (g078z) Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (N39Ws) 7
They didn’t listen. : -(
Posted by: Ann at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (Vi0YE) 8
Gray within grey boxes…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (Mxf84) 9
Its all gray through and through.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 14, 2026 03:54 PM (VkY89) 10
Starmer is just another cog in the GloboHomo machine.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (TezPK) 11
Starmer, and that feckless degenerate King.
As someone who spent a long time stationed in the UK, I cannot believe we still maintain our bases, let alone our nukes there. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (qwx/I) 12
That’s OK, Eva. I will be glad to host you anytime.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Ubik, use only as directed at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (1ZMl5) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (y79kU) 15
London fog Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (Jxa0O) 16
Everything Turns Gray is a great song by Agent Orange.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (0bjKf) 17
Goodbye England
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (Ia/+0) 18
It's a very gray day here.
Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (qFwJc) 19
We should withdraw all of our troops and nuclear weapons from the UK and end our "Special relationship."
It endured for quite a while and we were happy to help you lot not fall to the Nazis, but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun." Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY8) 20
And we all know why the Beeb isn't giving airtime to what's going on in Iran. If what I'm reading is true, it's absolutely ghastly, and in keeping with the tenets of Islam.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (qwx/I) 21
Fudge packing midget to play Jim Rochford.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (A32KF) 22
Remember, remember the fifth of November.
Come on Brits. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (vzcgi) 23
Boy once you are no longer the world's kingpin the fall can happen pretty quickly. So what will the new name of the country be? The UK - England is dead.
Posted by: Black JEM at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (GZYu7) 24
but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun."
Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY Hookers at least get paid. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (Mxf84) 25
First cousins marrying? The British only stopped doing that what 50 years ago?
Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (qFwJc) 26
Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t) 27
US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/) 28
She is truly "hotter than a Rolex in a pawn shop."
Posted by: T-Lo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (gIVSr) 29
The Yookay is an Islamic State.
Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn) 30
That’s OK, Eva. I will be glad to host you anytime.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ) Errrrr Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (g078z) 31
This post needs more pics.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (krQz2) 33
If the Iranian government falls, the UK is going to be a far more pro-Islamic country than Iran will be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (uWKK8) 34
US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?
Elon. Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t) 35
I posted this yesterday, Ace you should check this out.
There is a recent clip of Konstantin Kisin saying that, basically, it is too late for UK and it will become an islamic state, but he thinks it can somehow become a moderate and tolerant islamic state. Wow. So like, "real islam has never been tried" and 1400 years of attempts were not proof that it can not work (TBF, he brinks up Uzbekistan, like that applies.) (I can find clip in asked.) Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (n2ZBr) 36
She's obviously a nazi... I mean look at the grey uniform.
Posted by: Inogame at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (53oGX) 37
her presence is "not considered to be conducive to the public good,"
...... I beg to disagree. Just seeing her walk down the street is of great benefit to humanity. Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS) 38
UK has been lost for a long time.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (qz889) 39
I'm actually fine with the UK saying she can't come. It perfectly illustrates the very obvious point that a country can choose to admit or not admit whomever it wants for whatever reason. I disagree that this woman should have been denied access, but whatever, following the UK's lead, CLOSE OUR BORDERS TO ALL LEFTISTS.
Posted by: DPICM at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (zweKz) 40
Eva looks nice, England is doomed, she should comd to America
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0) 41
Box status returned to normal.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Mxf84) 42
US States used to allow it - I am not sure if Kentucky still does, they were the last one still allowing the last time I saw anything about the practice.
Posted by: Black JEM at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (GZYu7) 43
I shall call her Eve Eyechart
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS) 44
26 Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t) ----- Watch for the left here in the US to do the same thing if they ever regain the levers of power. We'll be lucky to survive it, just as the Brits will show us over the next couple of years. Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (3BwY8) 45
19 We should withdraw all of our troops and nuclear weapons from the UK and end our "Special relationship."
It endured for quite a while and we were happy to help you lot not fall to the Nazis, but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun." Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY That's probably what Greenland is for... Posted by: Inogame at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (53oGX) 46
Europe is, I have told you, all fascist.
They defeated the Nazis to adopt a gentler version of their politics, which gradually--because they weren't like those Nazis--became like them. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (krQz2) 47
33 If the Iranian government falls, the UK is going to be a far more pro-Islamic country than Iran will be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (uWKK A _Nuclear_ Islamic State. Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (iXqHn) 48
US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?
Elon. ----- I'd wager Elon is already very careful about where he travels. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (TN0g+) 49
We should withdraw all of our troops and nuclear weapons from the UK and end our "Special relationship."
It endured for quite a while and we were happy to help you lot not fall to the Nazis, but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun." Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY I agree. Besides everything else, threatening to arrest American citizens for posting speech they don't like should have been met with harsh consequences. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (KDPiq) 50
AfterTrump ought to make the UK a colony of ours.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (ULPxl) 51
In before That Guy Who Always Says Actually She's a Walmart 5 Because Her Neck Has a Patch on It That Looks Like It Could Have Once Been Dry Skin
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (g078z) 52
26 Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t) under his Energy Secretary Ed Millband, they are betting all of the UK's economic future on Net Zero. there's not going to be any economy left by the time they have the next election. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (uWKK8) 53
The NHS admits that first-cousin marriage is terrible for health, but should be praised because it is good for "extended family support and economic advantages." _________ Whew! Posted by: Victoria and Albert at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0) 55
I would let her come.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (g078z) 56
>>> 27 US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/) CBD? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (ULPxl) 57
So what I think is that the UK intelligentsia have accepted their islamic fate.
I guess they are hoping the alligator eats them last. This is like the US courts (Standing to laches to moot) (*) Islamification always goes from not-your-problem, to benign, to "too late." (*) this is play on Tinker to Evers to Chance for those who know. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (n2ZBr) 58
She is gorgeous.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv) 59
As someone posted, Tehran will be safer for Jews by this time next year than London, Paris or New York City.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (HXT0k) 60
"Your presence in the UK is not considered to be conductive to the public good."
--- Right back at you, Queer. Queer Stormfront. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (krQz2) 61
>>> 47 33 If the Iranian government falls, the UK is going to be a far more pro-Islamic country than Iran will be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (uWKK A _Nuclear_ Islamic State. Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (iXqHn) Yay! Posted by: Pakistan at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (ULPxl) 62
My kid in London is part of the problem. He sees no issues at all with the invading horde as he and his family are largely insulated from the dangers (private security detail).
Loves Robert Francis O'Rourke (Beto) and suffers greatly from TDS. Like O'Rourke and all the other privileged left, he travels the world, but yet is willfully blind to things around him. Still votes he though - if it was up to me . . . . . Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (cYBz/) 63
Cousin marriage wasn't really a thing with the lower classes. It was big with the upper classes because they were adamant about keeping wealth within the family.
When idiocy became prevalent, they had to let it go. Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc) 64
Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (3BwY8
We have a couple of safeguards that Britain doesn't have so it will take a black swan event to have that happen here. Covid was close to a black swan event . Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq) 65
I think this would have a deleterious effect on the canonical English breakfast, what with the bacon and pork snausages, and pork and beans and all.
Fried bread can be halal, i think. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (X919G) 66
1984 a how to guide.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (A32KF) 67
Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes A good question is when or will there be a next election. Labour has successfully postponed/rescheduled 63 local council elections . They are now pushed to 27 or 28. Most of those council districts are currently held by Labour. They were poised to get shellaced in most of them. Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (vzcgi) 68
Everything Turns Gray is a great song by Agent Orange.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell Yes it is. https://tinyurl.com/43a258ka Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (0u5+H) 69
The UK is truly done and finished. It's a sad state of affairs but it's self inflicted.
Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Q0yOR) 70
It was so scandalous in England when Jerry Lee Lewis took his cousin/wife there that he had to cancel his British tour after just a few shows.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (CNl8/) 71
Eva Vlaardingerbroek; Of course he banned her, she's a feminine woman, the thing (and he does think she's a thing) he fears most in this life. The curse of England to get a man's testosterone up. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (y79kU) 72
Also, Eva Vladingerwhatever is teh hawt.
Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (3BwY8) 73
Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t) I believe that Parliament is about to pass laws making it a crime to be a member of any political party other than Labour, rename the post of Prime Minister to "General Secretary of the Central Committee", make the UK a colony of the EU, and agree to allow any 3rd world person to freely rape British women - without consequence. Oh, and they'll execute you for mentioning it. Glad they're our allies. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F) 75
I take it Starmers election isn't until he destroys the country a bit more
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0) 76
The NHS admits that first-cousin marriage is terrible for health, but should be praised because it is good for "extended family support and economic advantages."
--- Well, those rape gangs need new recruits! Young British girls of European descent aren't going to rape themselves. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (krQz2) 77
Special Relationship
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (pkeXY) 78
I'd bang that.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (pLaQB) 79
This is the only site on the Net where all the men know how to spell Eva Vlaardingerbroek without looking it up.
Posted by: Except Ace at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (oftw2) 80
Okay, The Blade will be the first one to ask: is this real?
That screenshot she posted does not look like something a government agency would send. It nicely (and gratuitously) explains that there is no appeal and includes a reason for denial that's oddly worded. This does not look like any notification I ever got from any government. It looks like something created for media consumption. This could well be true. But The Blade is putting the 48 Hour Rule into effect. Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/) 81
Starmer will come.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (krQz2) 82
The NHS went on to state that although female circumcision is terrible for health, and stoning adulterers and executing homosexuals is a bit excessive, they should be praised because they are good for "extended family support and have economic advantages."
Posted by: BBC Tomorrow at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (jGJov) 83
11 Starmer, and that feckless degenerate King.
As someone who spent a long time stationed in the UK, I cannot believe we still maintain our bases, let alone our nukes there. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie I spent a few years at RAF Croughton. Its a rather important site, military wise. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (sAmhv) 84
>>> 62 My kid in London is part of the problem. He sees no issues at all with the invading horde as he and his family are largely insulated from the dangers (private security detail).
Loves Robert Francis O'Rourke (Beto) and suffers greatly from TDS. Like O'Rourke and all the other privileged left, he travels the world, but yet is willfully blind to things around him. Still votes he though - if it was up to me . . . . . Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (cYBz/) If your permanent residence is outside of the US you have no business voting. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (ULPxl) 85
Scalding hot indeed!
The UK is fucked. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F) --- What? Proper fucked? Posted by: Tommy at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (krQz2) 86
We have a couple of safeguards that Britain doesn't have so it will take a black swan event to have that happen here.
Covid was close to a black swan event . Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq) ---- Those safeguards will mean precisely Fuck and All when the left runs roughshod over them and the judiciary says "Oh well!" You have far more faith in our crumbling institutions than I. Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (3BwY8) 87
US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/) CBD? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (ULPxl) _________ Well, if the Frogs are OK with him .... Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/) 88
Fried bread can be halal, i think.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, --------- I like toast with butter and honey. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (y79kU) 89
We thought time had revealed Idiocracy to be a documentary but actually it was a fantasy.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (g078z) 90
UK banned Michael Savage many years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (pkeXY) 91
Typo in the headline. How could anyone misspell Vlaardingerbroek?
Wiki says she's Dutch. Came to prominence standing up for the Dutch farmers. You may recall that the Dutch government wanted to halve the cattle population in the Netherlands to reduce their awful influence on global warming. Posted by: No Name Today at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (8mulE) 92
We have a couple of safeguards that Britain doesn't have so it will take a black swan event to have that happen here.
Covid was close to a black swan event . Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq) As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (uWKK8) 93
66 1984 a how to guide.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (A32KF) Anthony Burgess wrote a sequel, entitled 1985, where he imagines a Britain co-ruled by Islam and Trade Unions. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (X919G) 94
Starmer is a cigarette.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:07 PM (A32KF) 95
You guys are such sexest pigs. I am ashamed.
Check out Catalina Lauf who is running to replace Byron Donalds who is running for Florida governor. Great googly moogly. Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 04:07 PM (viF8m) 96
Fried bread can be halal, i think.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, --- Halal is all about strangling a steer to death. It's not just a Muslim version of kosher. Bacon is haram, and that's it. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:07 PM (krQz2) 97
Eva looks good from behind, too.
Posted by: Checked All The Angles at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (oftw2) 98
I love how well she speaks English, with virtually no accent.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ) 99
Do we still consider Less Britain an ally?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (jc0TO) 100
Was she going for the dental care or the food?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (A32KF) 101
I know I could look it up, but it is the start of my few productive hours of a cold winter day.
What is the process to have the PM stand down and go away? Why is everyone there afraid of this weenie? He always looks like a scared bunny before the fox has him for lunch...then pukes due to some illness of the bunny. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk) 102
Anytime a person or group or country wants to ban something simply because they disagree with what that something is saying you know that that person or group or country is an asshole.
Posted by: I Ban You at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (GlDYx) 103
Until the ethnic British people (yeah, I said that) rise up and push back HARD against Starmer and the rest of his ilk, England will be lost.
Really sounds like they need another civil war. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (WsJuq) 104
Anybody seen Oliver Cromwell?
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (+ffGB) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (y79kU) 106
62 My kid in London is part of the problem. He sees no issues at all with the invading horde as he and his family are largely insulated from the dangers (private security detail).
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (cYBz/) ****** Plutocrat blues... A man rises to the top through sheer will, guts, and toughness. And then has to worry about his kid going soft because of his father's ability to give him a good life. Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (kIrFD) 107
On the other hand, if Eva V. were my first cousin...
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (NYInA) 108
I'll bet all of you guys/gals have had relations with your first cousins.
Posted by: Kissin' Cousins (1964) at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (oftw2) 109
Starmer shouldn’t lose his head over this. So to speak.
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (+ffGB) 110
Anytime a person or group or country wants to ban something simply because they disagree with what that something is saying you know that that person or group or country is an asshole.
Posted by: I Ban You at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (GlDYx) --- AoSHQ handbook prefers "asshoe". Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (krQz2) 111
Eva looks good from behind, too.
Posted by: Checked All The Angles at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (oftw2) _____ [Perks up] -- Sir Mix-A-Lot Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/) 112
Journalist and political commentator Eva Vlaardingerbroek says the UK government has revoked her authorization to travel to Britain, citing that her presence is "not considered to be conducive to the public good,"
___________________________ Seems to me Eva has a golden opportunity here. The UK Government states unequivocally that "her presence is not considered conductive to the public good." That could, conceivably, be defamatory/ slander. And the burden in the UK on Defamation is not as high a hurdle as it is in the US. The burden first falls to the party who claims to be wronged. She merely has to show the statement to be defamatory, then show damages. As she would likely have been working on her trip to the UK, damages are easy. And, "not conductive for the public good" is a subjective assessment easily countered. Then the burden falls to the accused. The UK Government would have to defend their statement and the only way to do that is to admit it is censorship of ideas with which they don't agree. She should sue, out of principle. Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (dIske) 113
there's not going to be any economy left by the time they have the next election.
And the foreigners will plunder anything that remains. It will worse than Venezuela got because VZ at least has resources. UK's primary resource was international banking and commerce. They killed the oil industry, there is only so much demand for limestone and chalk, and as we have seen in South Africa, the newcomers know nothing, nor have the desire to continue industrial scale agriculture. UK will be a poverty island Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (/TiS1) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (/lPRQ) 115
Despite the obvious health issues associated with the practice, the National Health Service, as a sign of support for the Muslim community, published a report on the benefits of first-cousin marriages. I kid you not.
Jerry Lee Lewis has entered the chat (and his cousin). Posted by: Joe Mama at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (TezPK) Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (aZm/F) 117
Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s? The ones about boobs will probably get a call from Starmer.
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB) 118
After midnight we gonna let it all hang out.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (A32KF) Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt) 120
Inbred waterheads
Posted by: Commissar of plenty of inbreeding at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (Kt19C) 121
How do you say Airstrip One in Arabic?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (X919G) 122
Anytime a person or group or country wants to ban something simply because they disagree with what that something is saying you know that that person or group or country is an asshole.
Posted by: I Ban You at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM That 'simply' is carrying a lot of baggage. Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (jc0TO) 123
What is the process to have the PM stand down and go away? Why is everyone there afraid of this weenie?
He always looks like a scared bunny before the fox has him for lunch...then pukes due to some illness of the bunny. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk) There is only one. King Chucky the Third has got to ask him to vacate the office and hold new elections. and now you know why England is so screwed. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (uWKK8) 124
Google AI:
Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen" Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (CNl8/) Posted by: Commissar of plenty of inbreeding at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Kt19C) 126
Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s? The ones about boobs will probably get a call from Starmer.
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB) --- Good thing that with the Democrats out of power, we like in a free country. It kinda outlines the point of doing so. Fuck Starmer and fuck the fascist UK. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (krQz2) 127
Loves Robert Francis O'Rourke (Beto) and suffers greatly from TDS. Like O'Rourke and all the other privileged left, he travels the world, but yet is willfully blind to things around him. Still votes he though - if it was up to me . . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete ======= For a lot of the upper class, the voting is purely a matter of social status not any concentrated logic. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (WDjG6) 128
Although in the UK's case, Agent Orange's 'The Last Goodbye' may be more appropriate.
https://tinyurl.com/pwnad898 Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (0u5+H) 129
Check out Catalina Lauf
yes, you have my vote, even though I'm in Illinois. https://tinyurl.com/p54kwfv2 Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (vbXSk) 130
Pay your TV tax slaves.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (A32KF) 131
Covid was close to a black swan event .
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq) As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment. ------- If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (+ffGB) 133
n the other hand, if Eva V. were my first cousin...
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer Actually, you might not. Mostly because she'd also look a lot like your Mom, your sister, and other cousins. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (/lPRQ) 134
Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s?
75% of the postings in ANY thread would rate a visit. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (ExV1e) 135
The UK government has just BANNED Eva Vlaardingerbroek from entering Britain
...... it's those blue eyes and nice teeth Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS) 136
If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (TN0g+) --- Indeed we might have Janky advising us what we can and can't say on line--or Janky II. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (krQz2) 137
So if she threw a sword at someone....
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (A32KF) 138
Any guesses as to what Eva's family name means?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (/lPRQ) Ancient Mounds of Magnificence? Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (g078z) 139
> 31 This post needs more pics.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (/lPRQ) You ask. I provide. https://tinyurl.com/ehtmkv8w Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (IG3/x) 140
My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Alien body with boobs (natural) that Sydney Sweeney would envy. Don't ask me if I ever considered it.
Sadly, as soon as she grew out of her teens she got into some really bad habits, put on 100 pounds, and that was that. Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/) 141
In fairness, the clog wearing tulip merchants should be banned as a general principle.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (jc0TO) 142
I would tell Eva and Catalina about the waters of my homeworld - totally stolen from another Moron
Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Q0yOR) 143
Typo in the headline. How could anyone misspell Vlaardingerbroek?
Unless Im copying and pasting, shes just Eva V. And often even if I am copying and pasting, because thats a name I dont trust other people to get right. Except maybe her. And only maybe. Ive known people have trouble spelling their own name who have simpler names than that. FYI, no guarantees, but she has been in the past a guest on the Mark Steyn Cruise. No Kristols allowed. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (EXyHK) 144
What’s even worse with this culture we are defending is 1st cousins marry, and they have offspring who are seemingly okay, but they marry first cousins, who then marry first cousins, and then the Hapsburgs look normal.
Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Wmg4n) Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (aZm/F) 146
>> Any guesses as to what Eva's family name means?
Loosely translated it means a well rounded behind, and firm boobs. Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (+ffGB) 147
Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen"
Posted by: Mark1971 So hot or not? Depends on what Vlaardingen means? Probably "town near the wetlands". Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (/lPRQ) 148
116 It's hard to believe a majority voted for Starmer. He's a lunatic.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (aZm/F) They didn't. In the last election, only 33.7% of the votes went for Labour, which was only about 20% of total voters. Because the Tories, and Reform, and the Lib Dems split all the rest, Labour took 63% of the seats in Parliament, and can run the country like a dictatorship. and now you know why England's Parliamentary system sucks balls. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (uWKK8) 149
75%???
More like 95%. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (aZm/F) --- It would be as if every day was post on old thread day. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Pete Bootedgeedge, Sodomite at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (GlDYx) 151
63 Cousin marriage wasn't really a thing with the lower classes. It was big with the upper classes because they were adamant about keeping wealth within the family. When idiocy became prevalent, they had to let it go. Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc) This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Charles II of Spain and his big big jaw at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (wLjpr) 152
> 28 She is truly "hotter than a Rolex in a pawn shop."
Posted by: T-Lo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (gIVSr) Hotter than a set of jumper cables at a hillbilly funeral. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (IG3/x) 153
Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen"
Posted by: Mark1971 So hot or not? Depends on what Vlaardingen means? Probably "town near the wetlands". Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM Moist. Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (jc0TO) 154
yes, you have my vote, even though I'm in Illinois.
https://tinyurl.com/p54kwfv2 Posted by: illiniwek Catalina was born in Illinois. Posted by: Big Fan Now at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (oftw2) 155
Loosely translated it means a well rounded behind, and firm boobs.
Posted by: King Charles I Im pretty sure King Charles wouldnt notice those attributes if they Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (EXyHK) 156
It's hard to believe a majority voted for Starmer. He's a lunatic.
--- Fascism isn't unpopular. Look at Madmani. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (krQz2) 157
If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47. Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:14 This, 1000 times this. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (e2+im) 158
>>> 117 Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s? The ones about boobs will probably get a call from Starmer.
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB) More like 95%, and I dare those fags to come over here. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (ULPxl) 159
140 My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Alien body with boobs (natural) that Sydney Sweeney would envy. Don't ask me if I ever considered it.
Sadly, as soon as she grew out of her teens she got into some really bad habits, put on 100 pounds, and that was that. Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14 As I have shared with my offspring, just because you think it does not mean you have to say it. 😂 Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Wmg4n) 160
When your family tree doesn't have any branches.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (0KSrI) 161
I saw a youtube in September, shortly after Kirk was killed, of the Tommy Robinson gathering in London. It was powerful, millions came (some with flags of Kirk for free speech). Katie Hopkins, Tommy, and this beautiful woman, Eva. Powerful and moving day in London.
Mincing milksop Starmer should be afraid of her, and by this order he is afraid of what she has to say. The British people should not be afraid of the Starmer. Eva is gorgeous and a natural beauty with brains. Keep fighting, Eva! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (WONhk) 162
I'm old enough to remember the UK banning Michael Savage from entering back around 2009.
Because "hate speech" (AKA telling me truth). It was obvious even then that they were committing national suicide. Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (EeAvm) 163
This, 1000 times this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (e2+im) Twitter was great for us, but Trump elected Trump. He beat the hell out of Kamala like he did Hillary and Sleepy. Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (g078z) 164
Can Eva Vlaadingerbroek get any more appealing? I didn't think it was possible, but yes. Her middle name is Lotte.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (Dv3i1) 165
Oh, correct, I forgot about the Reform party. Isn't that little guy, Farage, the head of it??
Or am I all screwed up? Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (aZm/F) 166
As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment.
------- If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47. Posted by: Crusader ++++ I believe it was Justice Stevens who put forth his expert opinion that the way to eliminate the 2nd was to eliminate the 1st first. This was said outside of court. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (/lPRQ) 167
Wow, when comapring Eva to the Devil incarnate, side by side, I know what choice a normal human would make.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (tmn4j) 168
My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Alien body with boobs (natural) that Sydney Sweeney would envy. Don't ask me if I ever considered it.
Sadly, as soon as she grew out of her teens she got into some really bad habits, put on 100 pounds, and that was that. Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14 As I have shared with my offspring, just because you think it does not mean you have to say it. 😂 Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Wmg4n) ___ Well, I did say "don't ask" ... Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/) 169
As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment.
--- Eric Swalwell informs me that they have nukes and fighter planes. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (krQz2) 170
EEE-VA!
Posted by: WALL-E at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/) 171
124 Google AI:
Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen" Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (CNl8/) And then we built another castle... and it sank into the swamp.... There is a Yuge tracks of land punchline in their somewhere... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj) 172
CBD?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (ULPxl) Thus the nom de plume! I'm going in 10 days, because it is still a great place to visit, but I doubt it will be for very much longer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (n9ltV) 173
The UK is really Effed up. Really, really Effed up.
What the hell has happened to them? Beautiful blondes with opinions, nope. Islamist rape gangs taking advantage of local women without penalty? Shaking my head. It gets worse by the day. Is it time for the US to cut ties with our oldest ally? We did it before, you remember. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (4nEGa) 174
165 Oh, correct, I forgot about the Reform party. Isn't that little guy, Farage, the head of it??
Or am I all screwed up? Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (aZm/F) He's still the head of it. There's a lot not to like about him, but he's still 1000% better than anyone else in English Politics today. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (uWKK8) 175
I believe it was Justice Stevens who put forth his expert opinion that the way to eliminate the 2nd was to eliminate the 1st first. This was said outside of court.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (/lPRQ) --- Which he should have been arrested for to make a point. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (krQz2) 176
Sargon of Akkad for UK PM.
Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (iXqHn) 177
Vlaardingerbroek shared an image of a notice from the UK government stating that her Electronic Travel Authorization (ETA) had been cancelled effective January 13, 2026. The notice states that she may not travel to the UK without a visa and that the decision cannot be appealed.
---------------- This is where she went wrong, lodging a formal application when all she had to do is get on a boat and sail in like all the illegals. Had she done that the Brits woukd have given her money and put her up in a four star hotel free of charge. Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (Z8jzG) 178
Jack Straw, if you are still here, you might enjoy a concert that was live on Youtube last night celebrating the life of Bobby Weir. At the Brooklyn Bowl. More than 3 1/2 hours of music well done with many guests. I thought it was very good.
Posted by: Bushwick's Dead And Friends at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (oftw2) 179
172 I'm going in 10 days, because it is still a great place to visit, but I doubt it will be for very much longer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM Sounds like I should plan a trip or two before it goes up in flames. Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (WsJuq) 180
85 Scalding hot indeed!
The UK is fucked. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F) --- What? Proper fucked? Posted by: Tommy at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (krQz2) Yeah Tommy. Right before zee Muzlims take over. Posted by: Turkish at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/) 181
> 116 It's hard to believe a majority voted for Starmer. He's a lunatic.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (aZm/F) Doesn't work that way in a parliamentary system. Literally no Briton voted for this knob, other than the ones in his own heavily gerrymandered seat. What happens is you vote for "your" Member of Parliament (i.e., whichever one the party hacks have decided to run for your district). Then all of these party hack-chosen hacks get together and decide which party hack is Prime Minister. The voters get zero say in this. Not only that, but most parties in these systems require that you pay money to belong to them. But somehow our system is "undemocratic". You bet, snaggletooths. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (IG3/x) 182
I'm going in 10 days, because it is still a great place to visit, but I doubt it will be for very much longer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (n9ltV) Have you been before? Don't miss Westminster Abbey. I fear it will someday go the way of Notre Dame and you cannot build back that history. The smaller villages of Cotswalds and Roman Baths of Bath. Take a train to Edinburgh and the Highlands distilleries. Have fun! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk) 183
If the UK perused my comments here, I would NOT be receiving an ETA
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (aZm/F) 184
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you're allowed to say! -- Modern John F. Kennedy
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (Dv3i1) 186
Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (A32KF) 187
Doesn't work that way in a parliamentary system.
Literally no Briton voted for this knob, other than the ones in his own heavily gerrymandered seat. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (IG3/x) --- Yeah, it's basically the Electoral College system! Which progs "hate". Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:25 PM (krQz2) 188
I always wanted to go to Hay-on-Wye, the Book Town....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:25 PM (X919G) 189
Have you been before?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk) Heh...about 20 times. Now I go for the cask ales and discovering new museums. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:25 PM (n9ltV) 190
Her name means watery tart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: Commissar of plenty of inbreeding at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (Kt19C) 192
Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (A32KF) --- Trump just signed a MAHA bill to give kids access to whole milk. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (krQz2) 193
The Dutch are cool and all, but they have some seriously jacked-up orthography.
Nearly as bad as Finnish or Irish Gaelic. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (IG3/x) 194
This UK nonsense it what has given us Based Amelia, the 2026 waifu of the year.
https://tinyurl.com/4mwhvbse If you haven't seen the UK Government propaganda game that created her: https://tinyurl.com/3z2cwjej Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz) 195
Had she done that the Brits woukd have given her money and put her up in a four star hotel free of charge.
More likely would have trafficked her to a foreigner pimp. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (PVBkQ) 196
And then we built another castle... and it sank into the swamp....
There is a Yuge tracks of land punchline in their somewhere... Posted by: Romeo13 It's all in the caissons.... Posted by: Karen Bass at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (oftw2) 197
>> Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?
Wait- jugs? Are we still talking about Eva? Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (+ffGB) 198
I fear it will someday go the way of Notre Dame and you cannot build back that history.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk) By the way, the frogs did an absolutely spectacular job of rebuilding Notre Dame, and they should be proud as a nation (not government...they did nothing). It is gorgeous, and better than ever. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (n9ltV) 199
I say, encourage first-cousin marriage in the Somali population, until they cease to be effective as a subset of human beings.
Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt) 200
His first stop is didsbury mosque❗️
--------------- After Sadiq Khan is installed as the new King, he'll rename the Church of England to the Caliphate of Western Europe. He might even make the Islamunist Mamdani one of his Harem of Queens (pun intended). Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (EeAvm) 201
All we got was 2%.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (A32KF) 202
So, I guess “broke” is cognate with English “brook.”
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ) 203
Always the "public good," the "public safety." The alibi of tyrants over the ages. (credit to Camus.)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (h/ffs) 204
173 The UK is really Effed up. Really, really Effed up.
What the hell has happened to them? Beautiful blondes with opinions, nope. Islamist rape gangs taking advantage of local women without penalty? Shaking my head. It gets worse by the day. Is it time for the US to cut ties with our oldest ally? We did it before, you remember. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (4nEGa) ++++ It is both absurd and extremely disheartening. I guess they are just hell-bent on the One World Government scenario and are doing their part to make that happen, pronto. Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (2dlNj) 205
I say, encourage first-cousin marriage in the Somali population, until they cease to be effective as a subset of human beings.
Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt) -------------- Too late, Don! Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (EeAvm) 206
There is a country that:
- arrests over 12k of its people a year for what they say - makes it illegal to own an unregistered TV or radio - wants to ban X and all other social media platforms - wants to ban any encrypted communication app - has banned all handguns, most rifles and shotguns, also has a knife ban - has admitted government officials are running rape gangs against the people; no arrests If you didn't already know that was England, you'd guess it was a totalitarian state like North Korea. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k) 207
Always the "public good," the "public safety." The alibi of tyrants over the ages. (credit to Camus.)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (h/ffs) --- Remember what the Jacobin government was called? Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (krQz2) 208
Reading this article has made me hanker for a giant Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.
With extra bacon. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (4nEGa) 209
Reuters just now.
"According to Reuters, US military action in Iran may begin within the next 24 hours. US personnel have been advised to leave the US military’s Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar by Wednesday night. Al Udeid Air base is the Middle East’s largest US military base, housing around 10,000 troops." Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (WDjG6) 210
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Wait- jugs? Are we still talking about Eva? Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (+ffGB) Picture of her holding...yes, milk jugs. You ask, I find. https://tinyurl.com/5n8dephk Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (IG3/x) 211
"We had to destroy free speech to protect free speech." - Herr OberstSturmFuhrer Keir Starmer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (Nnyqs) 212
Speaking of Starmer and the UK:
Paul Joseph Watson: This is Simply Terrifying YouTube (05:35): https://bit.ly/49TTAg2 Under the terms of the Online Safety Act, the government will now be able to access every single private message sent on smartphones. And then use that to initiate criminal proceedings against you. UK government says that it will only be used against terrorist threats. But the UK government considers anyone who is against mass immigration and British replacement to be a potential terrorist. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 14, 2026 04:31 PM (P5BPp) 213
If you didn't already know that was England, you'd guess it was a totalitarian state like North Korea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k) -------------- It might be a little confusing when both England and New York City rename themselves New North Korea. Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:31 PM (EeAvm) 214
204 It is both absurd and extremely disheartening. I guess they are just hell-bent on the One World Government scenario and are doing their part to make that happen, pronto.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (2dlNj) Islam and Shari'ah Law are most likely the quickest way to One World Government. Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (iXqHn) 215
There is a country that:
- arrests over 12k of its people a year for what they say - makes it illegal to own an unregistered TV or radio - wants to ban X and all other social media platforms - wants to ban any encrypted communication app - has banned all handguns, most rifles and shotguns, also has a knife ban - has admitted government officials are running rape gangs against the people; no arrests Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k) --- Feels duty-bound to give you another home if you blow out the walls of your current government housing, or make it unlivable. Also will lock senior citizens in a basement as the "Liverpool path" for healthcare. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (krQz2) 216
Also, can we start referring to the UK as "Airstrip One" ? I think they are almost there.
Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt) 217
It is both absurd and extremely disheartening. I guess they are just hell-bent on the One World Government scenario and are doing their part to make that happen, pronto.
____ They all seem to be in a huge hurry. Australia had some muslims kill jews at Bondi beach a few weeks back and they already have a 'fix' in place, 'islamophobic' speech is not allowed. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1) 218
iiiiiinteresting.....
- Iranian regime elite transferred $1.5 BILLION out of Iran via crypto in last 48 hours. - Khamenei's son alone moved $328 million to Dubai. what up , dog?? Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (g47mK) 219
Well, I think we all agree: Keir Starmer is a communist worm and Eva is welcome here at the HQ any time she wishes to visit. CBD can probably send her an Electronic Travel Authorization good for a visit here.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (ufeQq) 220
I'm sure they're well on their way to becoming doctors and lawyers.
@HumanEvents 17m BREAKING: High school ICE OUT protest ends early as students begin brawling inside the ( Minnesota ) state capital Police have begun detaining the assailants Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 04:33 PM (mlg/3) 221
194 This UK nonsense it what has given us Based Amelia, the 2026 waifu of the year.
https://tinyurl.com/4mwhvbse If you haven't seen the UK Government propaganda game that created her: https://tinyurl.com/3z2cwjej Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz) They made the attractive girl the only based character for a game aimed mostly at young boys. The idiots can’t even get their scare tactic propaganda games right. Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:33 PM (6ydKt) 222
If all goes well over the next few weeks, months or even years, we may be able to move our embassy from London to Tehran for safety reasons.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (0u5+H) 223
I watched about eight of these videos this morning from most recent back, and I cannot figure out where the tinfoil hat comes in. https://www.youtube.com/@PrometheanAction/videos Am I missing something nutty here? I ask because this empire vs. republic stuff is an angle I have never considered before, but it somehow fits in with a lot of the disillusionment I've been experiencing since COVID. Posted by: biteme at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (xWS9V) 224
How the Limeys have fallen in a century. Watch ZULU again, and see what used to constitute manhood in Limeyland. The movie has some lies in it, for example Hook was a exemplary soldier, not a drunk, a coward, or a troublemaker. That part pisses me off. But the manhood was real.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (pohLc) 225
The British voters are getting exactly what they voted for, good and hard.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (abIsI) 226
208 Reading this article has made me hanker for a giant Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.
With extra bacon. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg Sounds good, but I don't have any lettuce or tomato. What do I do? Posted by: Oscar Mayer at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (oftw2) 227
Reuters link
https://tinyurl.com/3p39u4f7 Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (WDjG6) 228
> 199 I say, encourage first-cousin marriage in the Somali population, until they cease to be effective as a subset of human beings.
Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt) How do you think they got to be the mean IQ of 85 shithole that they are? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (IG3/x) 229
173 The UK is really Effed up. Really, really Effed up.
What the hell has happened to them? =========== Specifically targeted people could not resist that sweet, sweet bribery of Middle East Oil Money. Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (Q+gd/) Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (aZm/F) Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC) 232
132 Ace,
Use this picture you piker. https://tinyurl.com/mr36ctac Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (+ffGB) ________________________________ Oh, I have a better one than that. Hmmmm....perhaps I won't provide that link. People might not understand. Posted by: The Former Prince Phillip at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (dIske) 233
Moar bacon. Letteuce is water.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (A32KF) 234
225 The British voters are getting exactly what they voted for, good and hard.
____ Maybe. It's also possible they are occupied by a foreign power. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (och2J) 236
228 How do you think they got to be the mean IQ of 85 shithole that they are?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (IG3/x) 85? Try 35. Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (iXqHn) 237
"A U.S. official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the United States was pulling some personnel from key bases in the region as a precaution given heightened regional tensions.
Britain was also withdrawing some personnel from an air base in Qatar ahead of possible U.S. strikes, the newspaper reported. The British defence ministry had no immediate comment. "All the signals are that a U.S. attack is imminent, but that is also how this administration behaves to keep everyone on their toes. Unpredictability is part of the strategy," a Western military official told Reuters later on Wednesday. Two European officials said U.S. military intervention could come in the next 24 hours. An Israeli official also said it appeared Trump had decided to intervene, though the scope and timing remained unclear. Qatar said drawdowns from its Al Udeid air base, the biggest U.S. base in the Middle East, were "being undertaken in response to the current regional tensions". Three diplomats said some personnel had been told to leave the base, though there were no immediate signs of large numbers of troops being bussed out . . . ." Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (WDjG6) 238
I think HRH The Duchess of Sussex needs to go back to England and straighten that place out.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X919G) 239
"You cannot appeal this decision."
This is so screwed up. Trump needs to get involved.. Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC) --- No, he doesn't. America can't right all wrongs. We'll be stretched too thin. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (krQz2) 240
BTW, Eva Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz may perch on me face anytime.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (pohLc) 241
There are more straws.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (A32KF) 242
186 Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (A32KF) I know, right? Hilarious. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:37 PM (zYpTz) 243
I'll just stay in my flat, playing Pathways.
Posted by: Grudge Harbour at January 14, 2026 04:37 PM (yFLFB) 244
They all seem to be in a huge hurry. Australia had some muslims kill jews at Bondi beach a few weeks back and they already have a 'fix' in place, 'islamophobic' speech is not allowed.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1) Maybe we've hit peak moral inversion. The more they try to kill us, the more concessions we make to them. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (h/ffs) 245
> 238 I think HRH The Duchess of Sussex needs to go back to England and straighten that place out.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X919G) Which reminds me: has anyone made a porno with the title of "The Duchess of SuckSex" yet? Probably not... the era of clever porno titles is long gone. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (IG3/x) 246
There is a country that:
- arrests over 12k of its people a year for what they say - makes it illegal to own an unregistered TV or radio - wants to ban X and all other social media platforms - wants to ban any encrypted communication app - has banned all handguns, most rifles and shotguns, also has a knife ban - has admitted government officials are running rape gangs against the people; no arrests If you didn't already know that was England, you'd guess it was a totalitarian state like North Korea. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k) Is, apparently, demanding that companies scan all your communications, even private communications, for bad-thought. https://youtu.be/5nTUKX0ihsw Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e) 247
The idiots can’t even get their scare tactic propaganda games right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf Starting with a goth girl who's barely wearing any black.... Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (KAi1n) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (T+5zb) 249
Am I missing something nutty here?
I ask because this empire vs. republic stuff is an angle I have never considered before, but it somehow fits in with a lot of the disillusionment I've been experiencing since COVID. Posted by: biteme Jerry Pournelle's website, Chaos Manor is still up last I checked although he died several years ago. He termed the US as an incompetent empire back decades ago and as a former poli sci prof at Pepperdine, explained in laymens' terms of what he meant by that. Well worth checking out and I think you can pull up his columns discussing that by search engine. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (WDjG6) 250
> America can't right all wrongs. We'll be stretched too thin.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (krQz2) That's what cluster bombs are for. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (IG3/x) 251
Don't forget that these totalitarian muzzie-loving ponces--in addition to criminalizing nearly everything--have all-but eliminated the right to a jury trial.
And the leading alternative party to this totalitarianism ran on a platform of "we don't disagree with any of their policies, we just think they are moving too quickly." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (HXT0k) 252
I'm not familiar with Eva. She is quite en fuego.
Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (SwyyQ) 253
There is no England anymore.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (A32KF) 254
238 I think HRH The Duchess of Sussex needs to go back to England and straighten that place out.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X919G) I'd be glad to have her and her hen pecked husband out of here.. GB deserves them... Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:40 PM (VE6XX) 255
Trump needs to get involved..
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC) Put Vance on it. Like he did earlier. We're supposed to have a continuing "special relationship" with a leadership that despises free speech? Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:40 PM (h/ffs) 256
Runner, how is that confirmed?
I'm sure it's true. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (aZm/F) Israeli sources - TV 14 Channel, then posted on a site that monitors this sort of thing... https://tinyurl.com/4ywvk2du Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (g47mK) 257
Trump needs to get involved..
The UK isn't our country. Eva isn't a US citizen. He has enough on his plate. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e) 258
Wow.
wtf happened to England? Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (T+5zb) --- They're growing into the implications of their politics. I have to laugh at every Brit that took umbrage all the time that I have been on internet discussions that Americans have no more freedom of speech than they do. I don't want to laugh. I have to. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (krQz2) 259
Oh, look! I DID have "The Collapse of Britain" on my Bingo card.
I'm guessing I'm not the only one. That game was rigged long ago. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (gLikB) 260
IMHO, UK and Western Europe are already lost.
Like Bruce Willis in "The Sixth Sense," they are dead, but just don't know it yet. Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (qFwJc) 261
255 Trump needs to get involved..
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC) Nah.. Let them destroy themselves Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (VE6XX) 262
I am sure it's just a normal Tue - Wed in Ayatollah land, with all the banks of verge of collapse and stuff...
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (g47mK) 263
The Muslims have taken all the Angles.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (ZxPkt) 265
If you haven't seen the UK Government propaganda game that created her: https://tinyurl.com/3z2cwjej
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz) ---- The main character in that video is a boy named "Charlie" but he's always referred to by the pronoun "they" instead of "he." That tells you everything you need to know about this propaganda. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (ESVrU) 266
The UK has been Fundamentally Transformed(tm).
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (Q+gd/) 267
261 Nah.. Let them destroy themselves
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (VE6XX) Not our circus. Not our monkeys. Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (iXqHn) 268
Starting with a goth girl who's barely wearing any black....
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (KAi1n) They’ve gone with the idea that to be a goth girl you just have to have dark thoughts, and wear a choker. Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt) 269
I like how that spotted dick licker Kimmel went to the UK and declared the ... US were the fascists.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (HXT0k) 270
Eva has been a guest lecturer on several Mark Steyn cruises, as they are friends. So, if you ever want to get to schmooze with her, that might be the way to do it.
Posted by: Won't You Let Me Take You On a Sea cruise at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (oftw2) 271
If it can help Farage, we should do or say what's needed for that.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (h/ffs) 272
Yeah, "special status" has to go away.
Another country whose ass we saved has gone into the crapper. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (aZm/F) 273
225 The British voters are getting exactly what they voted for, good and hard.
____ Maybe. It's also possible they are occupied by a foreign power. Posted by: Chuck Martel ======= Can't really say that when Labor won a landslide with 33 percent of the vote which is near a historical low for them in recent era. That means 67 percent of the vote chose someone other than Labor. Reform plus Conservatives had 38 percent but a lot fewer seats. Lib Dems had 12.2. And turnout was low at 60 percent of registered voters. This is why the GOPe has been able to hang in there, the Democrats are crazy while teh GOPe is corrupt. If Trump had started a new party, likely 2024 would have had the same consequences--Democrat supermajority. So we have to go election by election to weed out the traitors and replace the new quislings as well like MTG that suddenly get strange new respect from the left. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:45 PM (WDjG6) 274
268 They’ve gone with the idea that to be a goth girl you just have to have dark thoughts, and wear a choker.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt) These days, most of them have a penis. Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:45 PM (iXqHn) 275
Farage has been to limp-wristed in his pronouncements.
Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (qFwJc) 276
OT/ but did Nick Shirley release the stuff he said he had on Minnesota ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (VE6XX) 277
266 The UK has been Fundamentally Transformed(tm).
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (Q+gd/) ------ Imagine what Barry and his handlers would have done to us if Trump had not won. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (aZm/F) 278
>>> My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day.
Yeah, I was scared to admit it, but same here. Needless to say it left me feeling very confused as a young lad. Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (SwyyQ) 279
UK has become Dar-as-Salam now? When will they make it official?? Think of all the dhimmis they can plunder!!
Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (pDt9x) 280
Eva has been a guest lecturer on several Mark Steyn cruises, as they are friends. So, if you ever want to get to schmooze with her, that might be the way to do it.
So you're saying there's a chance... Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t) 281
Verizon cellular outage?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (aKh6S) 282
Banning a tall smokin' hawt young Dutch chick because she says some things that puts sand in their vajayjays just proves that the Limeys are a bunch of ass-spelunking poofters. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (y9nCu) 283
Not here.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (A32KF) 284
Where the UK is now, we would be if Hillary won.
And where we would be in a year if Kamala had won. And 80% of the people, the bureaucrats, who would have eagerly implemented all of this are still working in the federal government. Sometimes, you have to step back and see not just what we dodged, but also how much we are up against. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (HXT0k) 285
281 Verizon cellular outage?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (aKh6S) Eastern seaboard, mostly. Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x) 286
They're growing into the implications of their politics.
I have to laugh at every Brit that took umbrage all the time that I have been on internet discussions that Americans have no more freedom of speech than they do. I don't want to laugh. I have to. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (krQz2) There was some bit from a TV show ("The Newsroom") about 13-14 years ago where Jeff Daniels' character has a lamer version of the "I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore" speech from "Network" and he says all these countries including Canada, the UK, France...all "have freedom". This was his evidence that the US sucks, as these other countries have "freedom" but the US is only 7th in literacy..so on and so forth. That clip did not age well IMHO. Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (9Ovst) 287
And did those feet in ancient times Walk upon England's mountains green? But these days, he'd better watch his mouth Or they'd throw him in the clink. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (krQz2) 288
The Tommy Robinson tie in.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (A32KF) 289
More fun from Starmer's UK,
"I posted an all-too-brief item on Instapundit earlier today about Prime Minister Keir Starmer's actions to "turn your smartphone into a government surveillance device," as the Telegraph's Zia Yusuf put it, but a topic this important deserves the full VodkaPundit Treatment™. Calling it "the terrifying endpoint" of Britain's Online Safety Act (OSA), Starmer's Labour government will finalize guidance in April of this year on deploying "'accredited technology' for scanning messages sent with end-to-end encryption." What that means in practice is, London's Office of Communications (Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play." Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (WDjG6) 290
208 Reading this article has made me hanker for a giant Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.
With extra bacon. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg ---- My first Club sandwich, Gramps bought at the lunch counter. It was like Christopher Columbus discovering the new world. Extatic. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (y79kU) Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (V87Oy) 292
We could use a new Crusade, and I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (aZm/F) 293
Sorry, meant to say 'punchier'.
Point still stands. Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at January 14, 2026 04:49 PM (V87Oy) 294
That clip did not age well IMHO.
Posted by: Thrawn ======= Daniels is a midwit that thinks he is a political genius. In reality, closer to Dumb and Dumber character. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:49 PM (WDjG6) 295
253 There is no England anymore.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (A32KF) The Kinks have entered the chat. Posted by: No Name Today at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (8mulE) 296
What that means in practice is, London's Office of Communications (Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play."
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (WDjG6) And they call Trump a Nazi Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (VE6XX) 297
First cousin marriage exists as a way to keep resources in a family.
It is a solution to a problem of a society that does not work together and instead is made up of hostile tribes. Which was the case in Islam in the 600s, and much of the world in fairness. In theory in 2026 of course that is no longer true. A Smith can marry a Jones without worrying about politics and family wealth because western societies are at peace and most people believe that each generation will create more wealth anyway so you don't need to horde the wealth your family got by raiding a neighbor a generation ago... But Islam hasn't moved beyond this. Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm) 298
The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (TN0g+) 299
296 What that means in practice is, London's Office of Communications (Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play."
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (WDjG6) And they call Trump a Nazi Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (VE6XX) The Lives of Others, 2026. Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:51 PM (pDt9x) 300
That clip did not age well IMHO. Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (9Ovst) That clip came up in my yootoob feed recently as well. I'm sure the algorithm hasn't been tweeked to push it forward... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 04:51 PM (y9nCu) 301
But Islam hasn't moved beyond this.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm) So you can marry your cousin.. How about your brother ? Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:51 PM (VE6XX) 302
The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (TN0g+) Am not. Not, not, not. -- Queer Starmer, stomping his wee foot impotently. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Beverly at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (reMys) 304
Oh, just saw this about the milk:
Incredible moment in the Oval Office as President Trump gives award to little 1st grader boy who PERFECTLY explains to him how milk is produced "I didn't know that! Actually - I'm gonna give him a MEDAL!" Off to his left at that presser is a group of kids. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (zYpTz) 305
Not tonite?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (A32KF) 306
269 I like how that spotted dick licker Kimmel went to the UK and declared the ... US were the fascists.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice As his show continues to swirl down the drain. A good reason that Disney is languishing and Iger sitting on his ass refusing to do what his competitors are doing--spinning off loser tv networks, will come back to bite Disney in the ass. Iger for whatever reason cannot fix his own mistakes nor change direction and as a result, Disney is stagnating because it needs both done. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (WDjG6) 307
There was some bit from a TV show ("The Newsroom") about 13-14 years ago where Jeff Daniels' character has a lamer version of the "I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore" speech from "Network" and he says all these countries including Canada, the UK, France...all "have freedom". This was his evidence that the US sucks, as these other countries have "freedom" but the US is only 7th in literacy..so on and so forth.
That clip did not age well IMHO. Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (9Ovst) --- But dumbass Sorkin wrote that about a decade after the Canadian court specifically told Mark Steyn that free speech was a "Yank idea". (So Steyn did not have free speech in Canada). He could have done some research for his show. It just makes his "reporter" main character look like he can't do research either. Hmmm... which... is probably accurate to the state of our news today. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (krQz2) 308
284 Where the UK is now, we would be if Hillary won.
And where we would be in a year if Kamala had won. And 80% of the people, the bureaucrats, who would have eagerly implemented all of this are still working in the federal government. Sometimes, you have to step back and see not just what we dodged, but also how much we are up against. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (HXT0k) ++++ What is truly frightening to me is that we came within a hair's breadth of losing our dear and beloved president with that first assassination attempt. Worldwide, things can change drastically and dramatically in a heartbeat. Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (2dlNj) 309
305 Not tonite?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (A32KF) Being married, I understand. Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x) 310
President Trump gives award to little 1st grader boy who PERFECTLY explains to him how milk is produced
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (zYpTz) --- He knows about the cup sizes? Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2) 311
@280
>>So you're saying there's a chance... Looking at her husband, she obviously did not prioritize looks. Not saying he's ugly, but he ain't no chad either. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (XV/Pl) 312
2% milk sucks.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (A32KF) 313
He knows about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2) Kids are so precocious these days. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: The Paolo at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (X919G) 315
And they call Trump a Nazi
Posted by: It's me donna ===== The thing is that the Democrats in the bureaucracy and in office were doing exactly that to Trump and all his associates since 2015. Tapping his comms, getting secret subpoenas, etc. This is a WEF and CIA approved strategy to try to take down those governments resistant to globalization. Use the Deep State intel and law enforcement to destroy and imprison their enemies. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:55 PM (WDjG6) 316
You got the A...
You got the B... Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 14, 2026 04:55 PM (3Bfws) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (y79kU) 318
Not tonite?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (A32KF) --- Because, Tonight, tonight, tonight O-oh. Gonna make you right, Tonight, tonight O-oh! Posted by: UK at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (krQz2) 319
BTW, female "circumcision" should more accurately be called "clitoral excision."
Eva has been a brave and brilliant champion of freedom, a thankless task in the Eee Yew. Posted by: Beverly at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (reMys) 320
302 The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.
Posted by: Crusader ======== The dirty secret is most male gays hate women. They desire the same dudes. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (WDjG6) 321
Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U) 322
321 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman ======= At least the ones that radar can see. Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:58 PM (WDjG6) 323
Turkey is shipping some kebabs to Egypt.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:58 PM (A32KF) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK) 325
321 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U) ------- What does that mean? Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (aZm/F) 326
I never saw V for Vendetta but I saw clips of it. And at the time I thought it was pretty stupid in how it pictured future Britain.
But you know now...? I'm kind of seeing it. Though one thing it got really really wrong... A man like Keir Starmer has no interest in Natalie Portman as a schoolgirl. Now...schoolboy? Maybe... Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (sKqQm) 327
Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U) ------- What does that mean? Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (aZm/F) Not a good place for vacation right now. Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK) 328
And they call Trump a Nazi
Obviously Hitler's greatest crime was stopping Jewish illegal immigrants from sneaking into his country... Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm) 329
The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.
Posted by: Crusader --- Well they're only used to girls being surrounded by rape gangs. It's understandable. Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:00 PM (krQz2) 330
I would have thought a lot of private jets would be jamming up the airspace in Iran.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 05:00 PM (aZm/F) 331
(Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play." Posted by: whig ============= Back to analog then. Real life. Tea parties. Has an upside. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Jxa0O) 332
321 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U) I suspect a lot of transponders have been turned off... Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 14, 2026 05:01 PM (MZ+PY) 333
UK has become Dar-as-Salam now? When will they make it official?? Think of all the dhimmis they can plunder!!
Posted by: tubal at January 14, 202 ---- That's exactly how the Somalis in the US feel about Americans. We're dhimmis paying the jizya, so they are perfectly justified in stealing our wealth. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:01 PM (ESVrU) 334
But Islam hasn't moved beyond this. Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm) And it never will. mohammedan doctrine is written to be stagnant and anti-progress. If big mo didn't do it in his lifetime then it's forbidden. Which is one of the big reasons why Al Qaeda and ISIS are at war with apostates who dabble in modern civilization. Saudi spoiled brats who buy supercars are as hated as Americans. If camels were good enough for mo's use, then they should be good enough for the House of Saud. Being a bunch of illiterate goat-fucking hypocrite savages, they make exceptions for T-72s, DShK machine guns and AK-47s. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (y9nCu) 335
I gotta say, my cousin's pretty hot...
Posted by: Spartacus Booker at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (W+TLY) 336
Ah, Jeff Daniels. I keep forgetting he's still around. I always got him and Matthew Modine mixed up. They're kind of interchangeable.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: A flock of seagulls at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Turkey at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (krQz2) 339
Being a bunch of illiterate goat-fucking hypocrite savages, they make exceptions for T-72s, DShK machine guns and AK-47s.
Heh, Jihadis are guilty of "cultural appropriation" of our weapons aren't they. Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm) 340
I guess Queer wants to bang his first cousin (male)
Posted by: Lookin good Cuz at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (gAIXz) 341
Farage has been to limp-wristed in his pronouncements.
Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM Nigel is the Deep State's fallback position. Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (jc0TO) 342
Looking at her husband, she obviously did not prioritize looks.
Not saying he's ugly, but he ain't no chad either. Posted by: Thomas Bender Karoline Leavitt's husband is 60. Posted by: Fortunate Old Guy at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (oftw2) 343
Nigrl. How freaking Brit is that?
Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (pDt9x) 344
Nood, my brethren and sisteren.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (zZu0s) 345
319 BTW, female "circumcision" should more accurately be called "clitoral excision."
- Posted by: Beverly --- Media and others have been using that term, circumcision, for years to misdirect the readers and listeners thoughts to soften their opinion. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (y79kU) 346
Quier Stormfront.
Posted by: Turkey at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (krQz2) 347
Verizon cellular outage? Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (aKh6S) Her Majesty is on the road right now and we can't connect. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (tgvbd) 348
I guess from the Somali/Paki perspective this all makes sense
Mohammed said the infidels will pay them the jizya because of the superiority of Islam and sure enough European and American government officials went to their countries, paid them to move West, and then put them on welfare and various grifts. Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm) 349
Soon UK residents will have as little freedom as Hong Kong residents.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (rJ48h) 350
NOOD ALERT
Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (SwyyQ) 351
Eva Vlaarmdingerbroek made momentous speech late last year in which she listed all the major European capitals and how their demographics changed just since 1990 from 94% Honkies to 34-59% honkies. She is quasar hot.
Posted by: Donovan Nuera at January 14, 2026 05:39 PM (LKMDZ) 352
I have to admit seeing the UK's point in keeping Eva Vlaarmdingerbroek out of their country. There would probably be at least 5 fatalities just from drivers being distracted by seeing a woman like that wandering about. Wow.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 14, 2026 05:59 PM (hOOi9) TSA Agents Tracked $136 Million Being Taken Out of the Country Through Ohio Airports
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