The Morning Rant

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In 2020, being a progressive woman means...

--realizing that jumping up and down and yelling "FCUK TRUMP!" while wearing a pink pussy hat didn't really accomplish much of anything.

--having to sit still while all of the loudest proponents of #MeToo are falling all over themselves to endorse 'Stinkyfingers' Biden for president.

--reaping the bitter harvest of your party defending serial rapist Bill Clinton to its dying breath.

--you're expected to let powerful men grope you and grab your hoohah and then you have to shut up because women's rights.

--the ya ya sisterhood will refuse to protect you against male feminists.

--you've got to believe that getting pawed by creeps is not as bad as Donald Trump picking judges.

--finding out the slogan 'Believe All Women' may not apply to you was an "over-correction".

--Ditto with 'All Women should be heard'. You may be an exception.

--knowing that how it works is that first you get raped, then you get smeared

--when push comes to shove, your closest friends will turn on you.

--learning the hard way that predatory creeps aren't all Republicans.

And on a completely different note, has anyone noticed that all of the governors and mayors (Whitmer, Newsom, Cuomo, de Blasio, Pritzker, Sisolak) who have let their inner Stalin run free during the coronavirus crisis have all been Democrats?




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Look, Fat:

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Which Biden campaign genius came up with the idea of putting a blank "I'm on Team Joe" template on their site and think that it would never be used to make Biden look bad should be given the Golden Stupid Award with Derpderp cluster.





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Wednesday's celebs: There was interesting split opinion among the morons over Alexandra Daddario due to her two very prominent and mesmerizing... eyes. They're right up on the line between 'smoldering' and 'creepy' and some chose the first while some chose the latter. I must say I did find (and reject) a number of photos where here eyes looked to be set so far back in their sockets that she did look like some sort of undead creature. And speaking of undead creatures, the guy pic is Alexandra's brother Matthew, whom I thought looks like an angsty vampire in those angsty vampire movies that teenaged girls seem to love so much and are all a-quiver over. But he's not. Other than being a regular in that Shadowhunters TV show, that's as close as he's ever gotten to the angsty vampire genre.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Peanut Butter Cookie Ice Cream:

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Ice cream recipe here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:14 AM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

2 Hello monkey thread! Sadly, this may be my last comment. Texas started re-opening today so I'll likely be dead before Ace posts. It's been fun.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 01, 2020 11:14 AM (x9s3C)

3 Claudia Black and Ben Browder

Farscape

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

4 Right there baby!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (NSEzS)

5 I very much suspect the two mystery guests today are part of the angsty vampire field.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)

6 Crap. No idea Who Dis.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (2VADA)

7 Farscape - yay!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:16 AM (bDqIh)

8

LaWanda Page and Jimmy Page?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 11:16 AM (dFanC)

9 John Crichton.

Yeah, I forget his real name. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:16 AM (bDqIh)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (arJlL)

11 I also think they both ended up on Stargate SG-1 in the later seasons, but I barely watched that show. I probably saw a total of three episodes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

12
*Gorrrrrrilla!*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (EGyGV)

13 "While other states dictated to their people, we trusted South Dakotans to make the right choices to help fight #COVID19.

For weeks, South Dakotans have made good choices for themselves, their families and in turn their communities. And I know they'll continue to do so."


SD Governor Kristi Noem.
My new favorite for 2024.

https://twitter.com/govkristinoem/status/1256235121889488896

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (17n5k)

14 Despite what Jen Rubin has to say, Joe Biden is up to his knuckles in this thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (XVuno)

15 >>I also think they both ended up on Stargate SG-1 in the later seasons, but I barely watched that show. I probably saw a total of three episodes.


Same. Only watched Farscape.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (bDqIh)

16 6 Crap. No idea Who Dis.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (2VADA)

Me niether. But Who Dis lady is a chameleon, judging by all her pics.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

17 5 I very much suspect the two mystery guests today are part of the angsty vampire field.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)


Wrong!

( *releases trap door over creepy-crawly tarantula pit* )

See #3 for correct answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:18 AM (NWFZA)

18 Crap. No idea Who Dis.
Posted by: rickb223

You're in good company, pal !

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 11:18 AM (arJlL)

19 The biggest difference between Ford and Reade is that Reade has the looks that a touchy man would want to be w

Posted by: Avi at May 01, 2020 11:18 AM (GsHxf)

20 11 I also think they both ended up on Stargate SG-1 in the later seasons, but I barely watched that show. I probably saw a total of three episodes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

They both ended up there because of Farscape. They even parodied their former roles a couple of times.

Claudia Black first really great role was when she got eaten by the flying aliens in the original "Pitch Black".

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (V2Yro)

21 17 5 I very much suspect the two mystery guests today are part of the angsty vampire field.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)

Wrong!

( *releases trap door over creepy-crawly tarantula pit* )

See #3 for correct answer.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:18 AM (NWFZA)

========

Shouldn't he be launched into the Gorge of Eternal Peril?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

22 That Biden "listen here Jack"" screed is spot on and hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (XVuno)

23 > Texas started re-opening today so I'll likely be dead before Ace posts.

We've been reopened since Monday and I'm still alive, so there's hope.

Of course, I've been reduced to scavenging labelless canned goods from the burned-out shells of looted supermarkets, but other than that, I'm fine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (mNq/0)

24 John Crichton.

Yeah, I forget his real name. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

Monty Rock III ?

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (arJlL)

25 Who Dis: Dina Meyer and Patrick Muldoon

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (ch6++)

26 Everything I learned about string theory I learned from Farscape. Awesome show even if it had muppets.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (HJbDF)

27 Officer Aeryn Sun and Astronaut John Crichton.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (4o2K3)

28 Farscape! Even though I didn't watch it, and know them better from later seasons of Stargate SG-1.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (b6kHD)

29 Look fat, I'm going to say this for the last time. If she didn't want me to give her the old ovary poke why was she wearing a skirt? Come on, cut it with the malarky.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (WdocV)

30 7 Farscape - yay!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:16 AM (bDqIh)


Never seen it before, just started watching it on Amazon Prime a few days ago.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (NWFZA)

31 Who dis? Minnie Pearl and Buddy Hackett.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (IttZ7)

32 Shoulda put Scorpius for the ettes. Natural pussy magnet, he was.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (H5knJ)

33 I *think* Photo 5 for Ms. Black is a still from the "Pitch Black" production.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (V2Yro)

34 31 7 Farscape - yay!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:16 AM (bDqIh)

Never seen it before, just started watching it on Amazon Prime a few days ago.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (NWFZA)

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It's quality. And they managed an actual ending with The Peacekeeper Wars miniseries.

Just wait until you get introduced to 1812.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

35 > SD Governor Kristi Noem.

Besides apparently having a lot of common sense, she's very easy on the eyes.

I'd be willing to let her show me around the hay barn, if you know what I'm saying.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (mNq/0)

36 Hello monkey thread! Sadly, this may be my last comment. Texas started re-opening today so I'll likely be dead before Ace posts. It's been fun.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 01, 2020 11:14 AM (x9s3C)


Tragic. Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (Z4rgH)

37 Shouldn't he be launched into the Gorge of Eternal Peril?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)


Hush! That's coming up later.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (NWFZA)

38 Ben Browder, and Claudia Black

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (REHW6)

39 You're in good company, pal !
Posted by: JT


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (2VADA)

40 So interestingly there is pretty much a strong match between the states being the strictest on long down, and the states with covid death rate.


Maybe instead of arresting people for surfing we should, I don't know....close the subways instead?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (WdocV)

41 Gov Noem is a one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (BAAVB)

42 Yowzah. The others not so much, but photo two of the lady is quite appealing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (IwDj9)

43 If I can choose the method of my execution, I'll pick death by peanut butter cookie ice cream.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (ch6++)

44 All seasons of Farscape are available on Amazon Prime.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (4o2K3)

45 SD Governor Kristi Noem.



Besides apparently having a lot of common sense, she's very easy on the eyes.

___

I can't wait to smell her hair. Oh, hey, does she like to wear short skirts?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:22 AM (WdocV)

46 If I can choose the method of my execution, I'll pick death by peanut butter cookie ice cream.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (ch6++)


Sorry. It's bunga bunga for you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2020 11:22 AM (XVuno)

47 First trumpian push-back (very gentle) at a governor today. Gauleiter of MI.

I wonder what he's being told by the task force. I wonder if he's asking questions. Pretty clear there's no "science" or rational strategy now - it's just coasting (disastrously).

There is no explanation for why what is known about viral outbreaks, and now this one, is not being applied to the situation. Not winning.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (El6T/)

48 yes, Alexandra daddario was first on white collar, with matt bomer, this was long before true detective,

miss reade got that laura Brannigan thing going on back then wasn't she,

Posted by: gaius martius at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (hMlTh)

49 > I can't wait to smell her hair. Oh, hey, does she like to wear short skirts?

You know how some politicians and celebrities carry hand sanitizer?

Biden carries a tube of K-Y Jelly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (mNq/0)

50
Sorry. It's bunga bunga for you.
___

Certainly beats death by Hillary.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (WdocV)

51 It's quality. And they managed an actual ending with The Peacekeeper Wars miniseries.
Just wait until you get introduced to 1812.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:20 AM (LvTSG)


I've watched 3 episodes of the first season. Mrs. Muse says "you know, those alien costumes look really hokey" and she's right, but the story is drawing me in and the characters are interesting.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (NWFZA)

52 "( *releases trap door over creepy-crawly tarantula pit* ) "



Harsh but fair.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (IttZ7)

53 I would tell Claudia of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (sjdRT)

54 She should not go blonde.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (HJbDF)

55 got up and googled msnbc/direct tv this morning to catch the interview...I was too early. It was Mika recited the names of a deozen or so cases of Trump forcing himself on wimmins.

headed off the work at about 7:10am and he came on so I caught it in my truck. While it sounded like she was asking tough questions all the answers were the same but worded slightly differently. "I did not do it period".

No matter what she asked it ended with that. That wasn't an interview. It was a chance for Joe to deny everything with no push back.

Posted by: DanMan at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (XTiHL)

56 Texas started re-opening today so I'll likely be dead before Ace posts.

We've been reopened since Monday and I'm still alive, so there's hope.

Of course, I've been reduced to scavenging labelless canned goods from the burned-out shells of looted supermarkets, but other than that, I'm fine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia




This pisses me off to no end. This is criminal.

The numbers:
Texas
30 million residents
28,087 cases
782 fatal
.00002607
.0026%
And this is what we shut the state down for, bankrupted businesses and destroyed lives over.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (2VADA)

57 Wrong!

( *releases trap door over creepy-crawly tarantula pit* )

See #3 for correct answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:18 AM (NWFZA)


OM -- Tough, but fair.

*never guessing on a who dis again*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2020 11:24 AM (Z4rgH)

58 Mae West and Fred Astaire?

Posted by: dantesed at May 01, 2020 11:24 AM (88xKn)

59 Noem sayin'?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2020 11:24 AM (aKsyK)

60 2 Hello monkey thread! Sadly, this may be my last comment. Texas started re-opening today so I'll likely be dead before Ace posts. It's been fun.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 01, 2020 11:14 AM (x9s3C)

Have fun in Texas. Lurk when you can, it is better that way anyhow. Less chance of contagion from here, and everything.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 11:24 AM (bCLt0)

61 Kristi Noem?


Yes indeed. I'd tell her of the waters of my home world as well.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

62 Ben Cartwright and the Statue of Liberty?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (XVuno)

63
Megan Rapinoe, the reigning FIFA Women's World Player of the Year, is
eyeing another prestigious title: vice president of the United States
of America.


The 34-year-old soccer star told
presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Thursday that
she is willing to serve as his running mate.




Joe Biden: I'd like to but, I said I was going to pick a woman to my VP

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (qqMKJ)

64 You can set your beer on rack number 5

Posted by: Roy at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (QlHYT)

65 With Tara Reade, I dont know if it really happened or not. At this point, there's really no way to know. For me its not really about her at all. Its about the usual suspects who screamed BELIEVE ALL WOMEN and ME TOO and THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE CHARGE and all that, who now are defending the alleged molester. Its about their hypocrisy, inconsistency, and blatant politicking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (KZzsI)

66 It was Mika recited the names of a deozen or so cases of Trump forcing himself on wimmins.

***

The one I remember is the woman that said that Trump raped her in a clothing store changing room. And then she went on to talk about how sexy rape is in a national interview.



Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (WdocV)

67 Joe Biden: "I always got a bad feeling about that Tara Reade!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (Fc5rx)

68 Perhaps Dr Blousy Fraud can explain to us why would shouldn't believe Tara Reade.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (4a9Vv)

69 >>Never seen it before, just started watching it on Amazon Prime a few days ago.


John Crichton is on par with James T Kirk in awesomeness, maybe even surpasses him (IMHO).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (bDqIh)

70 .0026%

And this is what we shut the state down for, bankrupted businesses and destroyed lives over.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (2VADA)



You're starting to open up there, right? Meanwhile, we sit here going nowhere but into the abyss.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (lwiT4)

71 I'll be dreaming of that peanut butter cookie ice cream tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (wiXsO)

72 You can set your beer on rack number 5
Posted by: Roy at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (QlHYT)


The shallowness of you people never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (XVuno)

73 Shoulda put Scorpius for the ettes


And that blue-gray chick for the Morons.

Posted by: Grump928(c) from the phantom zone at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (iCClr)

74 44 All seasons of Farscape are available on Amazon Prime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (4o2K3)


That's where I'm watching it.

TJM mentioned a Peacekeeper miniseries, I wonder if they have that, too.

Huh. Last week, I didn't even know what what a Peacekeeper was.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (NWFZA)

75
Shouldn't he be launched into the Gorge of Eternal Peril?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

The Waiting Room of Later this Afternoon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (lwCmt)

76 FARSCAPE!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (G546f)

77 anyway, Biden denied it so the vast majority of his supporters will shrug the whole thing off.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (4a9Vv)

78 Yummmm......Claudia Black.

I would tell her of the waters of my homeworld.




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (ufFY8)

79 It's all okay. Joe practiced digitus interruptus.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (Fc5rx)

80 69 >>Never seen it before, just started watching it on Amazon Prime a few days ago.


John Crichton is on par with James T Kirk in awesomeness, maybe even surpasses him (IMHO).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (bDqIh)

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I never once heard James T. Kirk name drop Time Bandits.

Advantage: John Crichton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)

81 .0026%

And this is what we shut the state down for, bankrupted businesses and destroyed lives over.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM (2VADA)

--

Yep. NC just passed the miley grimstone of 380 deaths out of 10.5M people, with the vast majority being in the sh*tholes of Durham (literally), Charlotte, etc., so Joe's Bar and Grill in Murphy, NC has to remain locked down tight until it's safe to go out in Raleigh again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (IwDj9)

82 What'll ya have? Cuppa tea or two fingers of Joe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (aKsyK)

83 Morning. Dunno the celebs. After seeing Mika's interview, me thinks Joe is taking hits at the waterline...

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (zUdXR)

84 As a pretty critical point about Wuhan Flu, there are serious differences in infection rates between various states, and foreign countries, that clearly have nothing to do with whatever methods are being used to restrict it.

If the FNM started talking about that perhaps we could tamp down the hysteria....and get around to quarantining NYC and its environs.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (WdocV)

85 It was Mika recited the names of a deozen or so cases of Trump forcing himself on wimmins.

Most of which are Gloria Allred's group of randos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (REHW6)

86 Damn, margins blown in 13 comments.

Posted by: tbodie at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (v6tPi)

87 > Huh. Last week, I didn't even know what what a Peacekeeper was.


I remember the Reagan-era nuclear missiles.

And also the mobile child rape and cholera epidemic group that the UN runs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (mNq/0)

88 Love, love, love me some Farscape. Gone too soon.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (iWCRg)

89 Must confess Who Dis? chick does nothing for me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (dfRN6)

90 Gov Noem is a one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (BAAVB)
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She should call up the guard and invade MN - we're not all broke yet so our idiot extended to 5/18.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (/ZYFC)

91 I very much suspect the two mystery guests today are part of the angsty vampire field.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)

Wrong!

( *releases trap door over creepy-crawly tarantula pit* )

See #3 for correct answer.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020


*

*

Ah, c'mon, tarantulas aren't very dangerous at all. Now brown recluse spiders, or some cobras --


Oops. I gave you ideas, didn't I?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (rpbg1)

92 LISTEN, MIKA. You know, this is America we're talking about here. The future. And you know that little bastard Kazoo or whatever his name is, the little martian guy who was always buggin' Fred Flintstone? I'da broke that little bastard's neck clean off. But here's the point. Joe Biden ain't nobody's punch monkey, you understand me, you stupid dago? Not going to bend over like I did for initiation like I did my first two years in the House of Senators. NO SIR, JOE AIN'T BARACK, JOE DON'T SWING THAT WAY! And there ain't nobody gonna try to finger old Joe for something he don't remember zzzzzzzzzzzzzz---

Posted by: Joe at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (ldmQR)

93 74 44 All seasons of Farscape are available on Amazon Prime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 01, 2020 11:21 AM (4o2K3)

That's where I'm watching it.

TJM mentioned a Peacekeeper miniseries, I wonder if they have that, too.

Huh. Last week, I didn't even know what what a Peacekeeper was.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (NWFZA)

=========

Amazon lists it as the final two episodes of season 4, though they were a miniseries made a couple of years after the end of season 4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)

94 TJM mentioned a Peacekeeper miniseries, I wonder if they have that, too.
Huh. Last week, I didn't even know what what a Peacekeeper was.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (NWFZA)

It's been said before that Farscape started off kind of weak, but got better and better as it went on. And the closing miniseries, "Peacekeeper Wars", was some of the best work they ever did. Very satisfying closure to the entire series.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (V2Yro)

95 That video was hilarious.....almost soiled myself.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (NSEzS)

96 I guess it's probably still too early to state my firm belief that Biden has immensely better taste in victims than Kavanaugh does.

Posted by: jbspry at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (8V4Sv)

97 You're starting to open up there, right? Meanwhile, we sit here going nowhere but into the abyss.
Posted by: grammie winger



Starting to. Most businesses won't reopen this weekend. The media has everyone so scared it isn't funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (2VADA)

98 Bomer is homosexual so while he's stylish and looks nice with Alexandria on White Collar, there's no real chemistry there. She was just as gorgeous as ever. Her real first big break was the daughter of Diana (the goddess) in the Percy Jackson films.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (KZzsI)

99 The one I remember is the woman that said that Trump raped her in a clothing store changing room. And then she went on to talk about how sexy rape is in a national interview.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (WdocV)


That's E. Jean Carroll, tanned, rested, and batshit crazy

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (NWFZA)

100 John Crichton is on par with James T Kirk in awesomeness, maybe even surpasses him (IMHO).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (bDqIh)
-----
Kirk wasn't stuck an unkown millions of lght-years from home on a living ship with a boatload of misfits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (4o2K3)

101 Hey man. Tara Reade may be a decent actress but no way I would have done anything to her. I did dig American Pie though.....Hmmm pie

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (HJbDF)

102 Has anyone tried to ask Blasey Ford her opinion on this? How about Anita Hill?

If only we had people who could go talk to other people and get their statements on national TV or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (WdocV)

103 great graphic compare Ford to Reade ... I'd maybe add the amount of media coverage each received as their allegations first made news, and over the following month.

I bet Ford received at least 100x the coverage, and 97% positive. Reade's small amount of coverage was encased in "I accept Biden's denial" language, even if he has not denied.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (Cus5s)

104 I should rewatch Farscape
what a great show

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (G546f)

105 Serious question: Do Governors have unlimited emergency powers? In other words, can they keep doing this as long as they want? Or are there checks in place?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (lwiT4)

106 15 minutes later and I'm still alive. We may get through this.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (x9s3C)

107 > And you know that little bastard Kazoo or whatever his name is, the little martian guy who was always buggin' Fred Flintstone?

That guy was the Cousin Oliver of the Flintstones.

Note that they rarely show those episodes in syndication, even on Deep Cable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (mNq/0)

108 72
You can set your beer on rack number 5

Posted by: Roy at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (QlHYT)



The shallowness of you people never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


It's all a matter of perspective. If you crouch down and look at us horizontally, we're really, really, deep.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (T6t7i)

109 And taunting Schumer with cries of "go AOC" is just stupid - a ridiculous airhead like AOC is damaging and degrading at any level, would be much worse in the Senate.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (El6T/)

110 I did dig American Pie though.....Hmmm pie
___

Let me suggest you don't actually eat the pie though. For uh...reasons.

Posted by: Jason Biggs at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (WdocV)

111 Yeah, Farscape is good.
We bought the DVD set a long time ago.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (ufFY8)

112 Amazon lists it as the final two episodes of season 4, though they were a miniseries made a couple of years after the end of season 4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)


Good to know.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (NWFZA)

113 Star Trek: The Puppet Show!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (REHW6)

114 claudia black, not hot

in fairness she is english so she is hot for them.

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (HALdu)

115
Alright, so it's been a harrowing couple weeks, but Vanessa's emergency shunt replacement is finished, and appears to have been a success. She is sleeping peacefully behind me. The neurosurgeons just did their next-day followup and are happy with their work.

Downside is, the infectious disease doctor put the kibosh on their plans to have her out of here tomorrow, because they want to be 110% sure the infection that was responsible for the failure of the original shunt doesn't return. Depending on the regimen they settle on, it could be as late as next Wednesday .

Silver lining: She's going to be too big for the Cadillac bassinet soon, so I got her a pimp-ass new yuuuge, luxurious crib the other day before the procedure for when she returns, and that'll give me time to rig it out with heat and a new bluetooth speaker for her music, and make it extra comfy... Maybe I can find some kind of vibrating pad for it, too. Don't know if that exists.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (lJuMe)

116 This pisses me off to no end. This is criminal.



The numbers:

Texas

30 million residents

28,087 cases

782 fatal

.00002607

.0026%

And this is what we shut the state down for, bankrupted businesses and destroyed lives over.


Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:23 AM

---

I was looking at the number of cases in CT where we used to live. 1/10th the population of Texas but they have the same number of cases we have and they have three times the number of deaths we have.

We have denser urban areas than CT does so that's not what is making their numbers go up higher than us. Granted they have a lot of people who live in CT and work in NYC so that may account for some of the disparity, but not three times the death rate with one tenth the population of Texas.


Got to be something else and I suspect it's temperature/weather related.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (JUOKG)

117 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Claudia Black and Ben Browder of Farscape.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (E+OcO)

119 114 claudia black, not hot

in fairness she is english so she is hot for them.
Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (HALdu)

========

Australian.

She mostly does voice work now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (LvTSG)

120 The one I remember is the woman that said that Trump raped her in a clothing store changing room. And then she went on to talk about how sexy rape is in a national interview.

Yeah they thought they had a real winner, the one that would annihilate Trump and it turned out she was a raging loony right on TV and she sort of disappeared after that.

All of his accusers seem to be in this camp, the kind of women who show up wanting money, attention, or just love by accusing men of awful things when they are rich and powerful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:31 AM (KZzsI)

121 Better adviser to Trump than anyone on Biden's team:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

122 105
Serious question: Do Governors have unlimited emergency powers? In other
words, can they keep doing this as long as they want? Or are there
checks in place?


Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (lwiT4)

Check your state constitution and the statutes that they are acting under.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2020 11:31 AM (lwCmt)

123
Shouldn't he be launched into the Gorge of Eternal Peril?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at

Or nailed to the Tree of Woe.

One of those.

And no Net Neutrality for him, either.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2020 11:31 AM (vcOmj)

124 Can't wipe his own ass:

https://youtu.be/m68Pw-KZvvo

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

125 I'm not going to remember that new word you forced me to look up Rhomboid. Very apt term though.

What I found depressing is GOP governors who are doing the shutdown crap. Wyoming didn't go full on lockdown I guess but they are keeping bars and cafes closed to May 15 after the initial 'till May 1' order and they are still limiting gatherings to no more than 10 people in a state where the largest city is less than 100K. Yes that means WY doesn't have a lot of hospital beds either but it is sad.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 01, 2020 11:31 AM (K78+l)

126 >The shallowness of you people never ceases to amaze me.



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Are you:

[ ] Surprised

[ ] Disappointed

[ ] Angling to impress Claudia so you can have her all yourself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:31 AM (sjdRT)

127 Kirk wasn't stuck an unkown millions of lght-years from home on a living ship with a boatload of misfits.

You misspelled "muppets"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (KZzsI)

128 105 Serious question: Do Governors have unlimited emergency powers? In other words, can they keep doing this as long as they want? Or are there checks in place?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (lwiT4)


Depends on if your state legislature has the guts to pass a bill revoking the governor's emergency powers, like they did in Michigan.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (NWFZA)

129 If it were not for rank hypocrisy the average Democrat would have no personality at all.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (mpXpK)

130 14
Despite what Jen Rubin has to say, Joe Biden is up to his knuckles in this thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2020 11:17 AM (XVuno)


It ain't no way sex
If it's just the index

That's a Biden.


Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua's Burning Case of Syphillis at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (K2hnC)

131 Silver lining: She's going to be too big for the
Cadillac bassinet soon, so I got her a pimp-ass new yuuuge, luxurious
crib the other day before the procedure for when she returns, and
that'll give me time to rig it out with heat and a new bluetooth speaker
for her music, and make it extra comfy... Maybe I can find some kind of
vibrating pad for it, too. Don't know if that exists.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (lJuMe)



You're a good dad, YD

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (lwiT4)

132 91 I very much suspect the two mystery guests today are part of the angsty vampire field.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)

Wrong!

( *releases trap door over creepy-crawly tarantula pit* )

See #3 for correct answer.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020

*

*

Ah, c'mon, tarantulas aren't very dangerous at all. Now brown recluse spiders, or some cobras --


Oops. I gave you ideas, didn't I?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:27 AM (rpbg1)

For true horror?

You shall be cast into a Pit full of festering Karens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (NgKpN)

133 RE: the progressive woman in 2020, I disagree with all of it. They are fine with the cognitive dissonance of supporting Biden/Clinton, believe that their protesting did something and don't accept that liberal men are rapists, even when they themselves are raped by a liberal man.

/it's because they're mentally ill

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (ZCiJZ)

134 claudia black, not hot

I put her in the same class with Marina Sirtis-- don't see the appeal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (REHW6)

135
That ice cream ... pass

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:33 AM (pNxlR)

136 You shall be cast into a Pit full of festering Karens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (NgKpN)


I saw the Festering Karens open for Better than Ezra at Red Rocks...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at May 01, 2020 11:33 AM (IttZ7)

137 Australian.

She mostly does voice work now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May



thanks.

mind you I would like for her to be hot.

I thought she was hot, then I searched for her in the internets.

do not do that.

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:33 AM (HALdu)

138 Depends on if your state legislature has the guts to
pass a bill revoking the governor's emergency powers, like they did in
Michigan.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (NWFZA)



We have an R legislature, and I know they're suing Evers, but I haven't seen anything else about it, other than his statement that it should be dismissed without consideration. For our safety.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:33 AM (lwiT4)

139 Ohio's RINO Dewine has extended the lockdown until and of May. We have to spend 3 weeks in Columbus for various doctors appointments while self quarantined for the entire time we are there. Then we head home to South Dakota where normal people live.

Posted by: Abby at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (FdrSN)

140 >>Kirk wasn't stuck an unkown millions of lght-years from home on a living ship with a boatload of misfits.


Well, yeah. But every Trek captain since then has been meh.

Crichton embodies what Kirk was in terms of being a clever, creative, compassionate, rule-breaking leader. He is an awesome representative of humans in a corner of space that knows little and thinks even less of the human species.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (bDqIh)

141 If the fingers don't fit, you must acquit.

- Joe30330

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

142
claudia black, not hot

in fairness she is english so she is hot for them.
Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (HALdu)







That's okay, I'll take your turn.

Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.

Plus, Empire accents of the non-Cockney variety go a LONG way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (EGyGV)

143
Depends on if your state legislature has the guts to pass a bill
revoking the governor's emergency powers, like they did in Michigan.


But will that get anywhere in MI? I doubt it. Somehow, it will be knocked down, and the house arrests will continue. EVERYWHERE. Permanent social distancing/lockdown is our new reality forever, and ever and ever...

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (ZCiJZ)

144 Operation Worp Speed, Trump hooking up with Bill Gates to make us all "safer."
https://tinyurl.com/y7euflmj
I'm losing all interest in Trump as a rock-the-system and drain-the-swamp reformist.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (H8QX8)

145 >Maybe I can find some kind of

vibrating pad for it, too. Don't know if that exists.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (lJuMe)



I think AtC has a vibrating pad you could use.



Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (sjdRT)

146 I was looking at the number of cases in CT where we used to live. 1/10th the population of Texas but they have the same number of cases we have and they have three times the number of deaths we have.

We have denser urban areas than CT does so that's not what is making their numbers go up higher than us. Granted they have a lot of people who live in CT and work in NYC so that may account for some of the disparity, but not three times the death rate with one tenth the population of Texas.


Got to be something else and I suspect it's temperature/weather related.

Posted by: Mr. Scott



Blue state getting paid federal dollars for each Covid death.

As always, always follow the money.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (2VADA)

147
/it's because they're mentally ill
Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (ZCiJZ)


This.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

148 You misspelled "muppets"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (KZzsI)


They really are the most unimpressive aspect to the show so far.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (ywPOX)

149 That's okay, I'll take your turn.

Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.

Plus, Empire accents of the non-Cockney variety go a LONG way.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May



have at her

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (HALdu)

150 Cicero has clearly never been around here for the cheerleader, er, football threads.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (Z4rgH)

151
I think AtC has a vibrating pad you could use.



Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (sjdRT)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

152 That's okay, I'll take your turn.



Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.



Plus, Empire accents of the non-Cockney variety go a LONG way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (EGyGV)

I would obey Aeryn Sun like the Gimp obeyed Zed.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (ufFY8)

153 0 .0026% 

And this is what we shut the state down for, bankrupted businesses and destroyed lives over. 

Posted by: rickb223 

If it saves one life . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

154 miss reade got that laura Brannigan thing going on back then wasn't she,
Posted by: gaius martius at May 01, 2020


*

*

Yeah, but Biden lacks "Self Control."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (rpbg1)

155 80 I never once heard James T. Kirk name drop Time Bandits.

Advantage: John Crichton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)


Kirk also never referenced Apocalypse Now, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Shining, Young Frankenstein...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (DTX3h)

156 Depends on if your state legislature has the
guts to pass a bill revoking the governor's emergency powers, like they
did in Michigan.





Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM


---

She has said she will veto it. And I am not sure they have enough votes to overcome her veto.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (JUOKG)

157 Huh, missed it, what happened with MI emergency power legislation? Vetoed?

Does any Dem believe their already-slim chances in states like that in November are not being further hammered by this?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (El6T/)

158 like bridget regan, later in that series, then agent carter, also elena satine, from Georgia,(the old country) in magic city and the mutants series

Posted by: gaius martius at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (hMlTh)

159
What is the email to send a suggestion for "who dis?"

T'anks, eh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (pNxlR)

160 Perhaps Dr Blousy Fraud can explain to us why would shouldn't believe Tara Reade.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 01, 2020 11:25 AM (4a9Vv)


Has anyone asked her?

Seriously. There's lots of things I miss, since I pay 0 attention to corporate media, but I'm kinda wondering how many reporters have been beating down her door to get her take on this.

From where I'm sitting, I'm not even sure she's still on this planet.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (hku12)

161 Claudia Black is sexier when she talks. I have my Siri set with an Australian accent.

She is a bit of a butterface though .

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (HJbDF)

162 Ohio's RINO Dewine has extended the lockdown until and of May. We have
to spend 3 weeks in Columbus for various doctors appointments while self
quarantined for the entire time we are there. Then we head home to
South Dakota where normal people live.


Welcome to my life. I go to the grocery store, Walmart, home improvement stores and greenhouses. That is all we're allowed to do.


Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (ZCiJZ)

163 If the fingers don't fit, you must acquit. use spit.



- Joe30330


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (REHW6)

164 Depends on if your state legislature has the guts to
pass a bill revoking the governor's emergency powers, like they did in
Michigan.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (NWFZA)


Didn't she just veto it, then wipe her ass with it and send it back to them?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

165 Biden is a national embarrassment, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (9TdxA)

166 Ohio's RINO Dewine has extended the lockdown until and of May. We have to spend 3 weeks in Columbus for various doctors appointments while self quarantined for the entire time we are there. Then we head home to South Dakota where normal people live.
Posted by: Abby


Yeah, Dewino just effed us all. That guy is toast.

Soon now, there will be massive protests at the state house.
Soon.
#two weeks

If the end of Net Neutrality didn't kill us.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (vcOmj)

167
She has said she will veto it. And I am not sure they have enough votes to overcome her veto.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM


she will & they don't

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (/ISAf)

168 The push is on to try to turn this into a story about Trump though. Jake Tapper:

Jake Tapper@jaketapper

So is it now time for President Trump to sit for an interview and take questions like this about allegations made by Jessica Leeds and Kristin Anderson and Jill Harth and Lisa Boyne and Mariah Billado and Victoria Hughes and Temple Taggart and Cathy Heller and Karen Virginia and...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)

169 claudia black, not hot

She does have a certain horsy aspect, but still...Giddyup!

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (T6t7i)

170 For anybody who missed it:

Full Interview: Biden Denies Sexual Assault Allegation From Tara Reade | Morning Joe | MSNBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seu_C08yAAM

Posted by: m at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (MIg60)

171 I never once heard James T. Kirk name drop Time Bandits.

I never heard John Crichton recite the E Pleb Neesta.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (REHW6)

172 ...has anyone noticed that all of the governors and mayors... who have let their inner Stalin run free during the coronavirus crisis have all been Democrats?

I'm stunned. I never would have imagined that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own rick
at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (oBghv)

173 Didn't she just veto it, then wipe her ass with it and send it back to them?

She didn't bother. She just issued another executive order different from the one their bill addresses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)

174 Claudia Black is sexier when she talks. I have my Siri set with an Australian accent.

She is a bit of a butterface though .
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (HJbDF)


DDG Image search shows a slight case of manface.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

175 Cicero has clearly never been around here for the cheerleader, er, football threads.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (Z4rgH)



I remember those. They were fun. I could never figure out why football threads became off-limits but movie threads continue. Which players are more anti-American?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (lwiT4)

176 Got to be something else and I suspect it's temperature/weather related.


maybe?

but honestly a lot of it is infection traveling from NYC

I found an article yesterday that shocked me - NYC was sending out cases - of infected elderly patients - they were sending them out of hospitals in NYC to nursing homes which we knew? but to homes in OTHER STATES

to NJ, to CT, to MA

probably to PA too, we have a lot of those types of facilities here

there's a VA hospital I didn't even know about in Spring City with a bunch of NYC COVID patients that were transferred in. that's going to hit MontCo numbers (which it shouldn't, but it will). probably these people will be double counted

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (j9HX3)

177 I just can't get over the fact that 4 years ago Trump made the rather prophetic "grab her puthy" statement.

Which, for the umpteenth time it must be noted, he said he never did, but he was saying these gals will let you do it, if you are rich and powerful enough.

Well everybody... here's Joe!

Was Trump psychic? Or did he know something then?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (hku12)

178 Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.



Plus, Empire accents of the non-Cockney variety go a LONG way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (EGyGV

That's a perfect way to describe attractiveness. Did you make that up?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (HJbDF)

179
I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (pNxlR)

180
she will & they don't
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (/ISAf

------

I don't much about politics in America's Mitten, but this sounds like the typical GOP failure theater shim-sham.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (lJuMe)

181 Claudia and Ben were in FarGate together, right?

Or was it StarScape.

I can't keep track


Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (e284m)

182 mind you I would like for her to be hot.

I thought she was hot, then I searched for her in the internets.

do not do that.
Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:33 AM (HALdu)


That's actually true of many of the 'who dis' babes I use. I only select their most flattering photos while the majority are mostly meh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (ywPOX)

183 Covid-19 map with numbers.

bing.com/covid/local/ unitedstates?form=COVD07

Remove the space.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (2VADA)

184 I think the rampant public fear surrounding the coronavirus really got out of hand when Pennsylvania put for Dr. Richard "ahem Rachel" Levine forward as 'the face' of the pandemic!

Yoiks!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (Fc5rx)

185 FarScape had some great villains - Crais, Scorpius, even Talyn

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (G546f)

186 Coms are only for killing

Posted by: Cloud William at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

187 ..Serious question: Do Governors have unlimited emergency powers? In other words, can they keep doing this as long as they want? Or are there checks in place?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (lwiT4)



Old: Yes, the check would be the President ordering the Nationalization of that State's National Guard, and investing the State Capital and Governor's Offices with armed soldiers, imposing Martial Law.


New: Yes, the check from the Fed is in the mail.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (QzJWU)

188 165
Biden is a national embarrassment, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (9TdxA)


Yep.

Posted by: Cliiet Number 9 at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (K2hnC)

189 Off Biden sock.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (HJbDF)

190 If it saves one life . . .

However, closing travel from China is rayciss, enforcing border controls is rayciss, and shutting down the NYC subway is probably rayciss.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (WdocV)

191 Welcome to my life. I go to the grocery store,
Walmart, home improvement stores and greenhouses. That is all we're
allowed to do.

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (ZCiJZ)



Same

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (lwiT4)

192 really really disappointed in DeWine

he makes NO SENSE

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (j9HX3)

193 165
Biden is a national embarrassment, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:36 AM (9TdxA)


The worst.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (K2hnC)

194 Does any Dem believe their already-slim chances in states like that in November are not being further hammered by this?



Well, the people commenting online at the Detroit News, which is the conservative paper, are appalled by people protesting, and essentially hope anyone breaking lockdown dies of CV19.

And yes, I've heard the former from people in know in MI as well. Many seem to support her, since CV19 is worse than death.

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (ZCiJZ)

195 Kirk also never referenced Apocalypse Now, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Shining, Young Frankenstein...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2020 11:35 AM (DTX3h)
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Or called annoying toad-guys "Sparky".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (4o2K3)

196 Welcome to my life. I go to the grocery store, Walmart, home improvement stores and greenhouses. That is all we're allowed to do.


Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state


I smuggled you out of Michigan. You would think that you would be more grateful.

Anyways, this nonsense has gone on about long enough.

Heads will roll, names will be taken, lists will be made.

Yada,yadda, yada.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (vcOmj)

197 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"


She was a communist.

Posted by: Grump928(c) from the phantom zone at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (iCClr)

198 184 I think the rampant public fear surrounding the coronavirus really got out of hand when Pennsylvania put for Dr. Richard "ahem Rachel" Levine forward as 'the face' of the pandemic!


it's totally terrifying

also did you notice how much Dick Levine looks like Christine Ballsy Ford?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (j9HX3)

199 Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.



Plus, Empire accents of the non-Cockney variety go a LONG way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM (EGyGV

That's a perfect way to describe attractiveness. Did you make that up?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May



the how do you describe ugly?

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (HALdu)

200 I just can't get over the fact that 4 years ago Trump made the rather prophetic "grab her puthy" statement.

Which, for the umpteenth time it must be noted, he said he never did, but he was saying these gals will let you do it, if you are rich and powerful enough.

Well everybody... here's Joe!

Was Trump psychic? Or did he know something then?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (hku12)


Except Trump made the "grab em by the pussy" over 20 years ago.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

201 That's a perfect way to describe attractiveness. Did you make that up?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (HJbDF)


Wait, that's a coherent sentence.

Who are you and what have you done with Joe Biden?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (ywPOX)

202 05 Serious question: Do Governors have unlimited emergency powers? In other words, can they keep doing this as long as they want? Or are there checks in place?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:29 AM (lwiT4)

Depends on if your state legislature has the guts to pass a bill revoking the governor's emergency powers, like they did in Michigan.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (NWFZA)

Grammie , it depends on what the legislative history is. Right now in Michigan, there are three different emergency powers bills that were passed over the past 75 years and no one knows for certain if the last one passed in the 70s takes precedence. Typical stupid legislators don't bother repealing old statutes when they pass new ones. So now if this goes to court, a court is going to have to decide which emergency powers act is enforceable.

Whitmer has closed the entire fricking state again for another 28 days. All restaurants, barber shops, bars, small businesses, etc. I don't know if construction crews can work on private projects. It's insane, 85% of the deaths and cases are in Detroit, yet everyone in the entire state is ordered to stay home. Businesses won't open because they don't know if the legislature is right or Whitmer will be upheld and their business will be fined and license pulled.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (7zB87)

203
I remember those. They were fun. I could never figure out why football threads became off-limits but movie threads continue. Which players are more anti-American?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (lwiT4)


The NFL boycott dropped the Sunday elbow threads down the well.

I'm not sure why college football Saturday's thread vanished ... like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

204 Tapper is such a cocksucker *I* feel sexually harassed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (REHW6)

205
The push is on to try to turn this into a story about Trump though. Jake Tapper:

Jake Tapper@jaketapper

So is it now time for President Trump to sit for an interview and take questions like this about allegations made by Jessica Leeds and Kristin Anderson and Jill Harth and Lisa Boyne and Mariah Billado and Victoria Hughes and Temple Taggart and Cathy Heller and Karen Virginia and...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)

--------

I've got a plugged nickel that says his Tiger Beat fan club on the fake Right won't be shrieking about "whataboutism" in this particular scenario.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (lJuMe)

206 Claudia Black is one of those women who is gorgeous in one picture and homely in the next.
Weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

207 If it saves one life . . .

However, closing travel from China is rayciss, enforcing border controls is rayciss, and shutting down the NYC subway is probably rayciss.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (WdocV)


And abortion mills cranking non stop.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

208 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (pNxlR)


Neither did she.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (hku12)

209 the how do you describe ugly?

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (HALdu)

It's when the flaws are NOT harmonius.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (ufFY8)

210 203
I remember those. They were fun. I could never figure out why football threads became off-limits but movie threads continue. Which players are more anti-American?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (lwiT4)

The NFL boycott dropped the Sunday elbow threads down the well.

I'm not sure why college football Saturday's thread vanished ... like tears in the rain.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

==========

Sometimes, it takes dedication to keep a weekend thread going for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (LvTSG)

211 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"

**********

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,


Posted by: Fake sign language guy does The Best of Helen Keller at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (Fc5rx)

212 190
If it saves one life . . .

However, closing travel from China is
rayciss, enforcing border controls is rayciss, and shutting down the NYC
subway is probably rayciss.






Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (WdocV)

THAT'S RIGHT NOW BACK IN YOUR HOUSE OR YOU WILL KILL US ALL. ITS NOT A LOCKDOWN...... FOLLOW THE YELLOW LINE.....KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

Posted by: Karen at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (K2hnC)

213 the how do you describe ugly?
Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (HALdu)

A disharmony of flaws. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder is a truism like no other.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (HJbDF)

214 I've got a plugged nickel that says his Tiger Beat fan club on the fake Right won't be shrieking about "whataboutism" in this particular scenario.

yeah I'm gonna guess they will leave that untouched

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (KZzsI)

215 That's actually true of many of the 'who dis' babes I use. I only select
their most flattering photos while the majority are mostly meh.


Here's an idea. You could select all flattering photos, with one exception for a bad picture, so as to establish the range. This would allow us to mock them, thus feeling better about our own looks. You know, for those of you who need that. I wouldn't know.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (T6t7i)

216 Depends on if your state legislature has the
guts to pass a bill revoking the governor's emergency powers, like they did in Michigan.

Posted by: OregonMuse

---

She has said she will veto it. And I am not sure they have enough votes to overcome her veto.
Posted by: Mr. Scott



Then Michigan isn't hurting enough and they were never serious in the first place.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (2VADA)

217 That's OK Claudia. Don't listen to these fake internet people. Who loves you baby?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (sjdRT)

218 I smuggled you out of Michigan. You would think that you would be more grateful


What do you know? You're allowed to go to work!!!!! I am stuck in the house with the cats and all they do is sleep when you're not home!!!

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (ZCiJZ)

219 the last couple of Claudia Black photos - she's blonde with wavy hair - what show is that from?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (G546f)

220 And yes, I've heard the former from people in know in MI as well. Many seem to support her, since CV19 is worse than death.





Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM

---

That's what my buddy from CT thinks. He believes everything he sees on TV saying this is most contagious deadly disease that humanity has faced since the Black Plague wiped out a third of the people in Europe.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

221 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"

-
She was blind. She thought John Banner was star-spangled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

222 The NFL boycott dropped the Sunday elbow threads down the well.

I'm not sure why college football Saturday's thread vanished ... like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM



Like sands through the hour glass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (axyOa)

223 Watching people who years ago I knew as normal (more or less) turn into raving political shrikes has convinced me of something: mental illness is not only sometimes contagious, but is often a consciously chosen behavior that, once adopted, requires effort to maintain...keeping the rage fires stoked, as it were. Either that or they were nuts the whole time and it just hadn't yet found the right reason or atmosphere to cut loose.

Oddly, almost all of them happen to be females. The 180 is most striking when it's a woman.

I welcome theories from the esteemed Ladies of the Horde that may explain why the embracing of fanatical lunacy seems to exist more commonly among women.

Posted by: citizen at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (ldmQR)

224 I don't remember ever seeing FarScape. I don't know how I missed it.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (gmo/4)

225
That's a perfect way to describe attractiveness. Did you make that up?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (HJbDF)






Yep, that's mine, all mine. Smahrt, ain't I? I spent the night at a Holiday In Express the day I came up with that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (EGyGV)

226 A disharmony of flaws. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder is a truism like no other.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May



to seem not to have noticed that that quote says nothing about ugly.

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (HALdu)

227
That's what my buddy from CT thinks. He believes everything he sees on TV saying this is most contagious deadly disease that humanity has faced since the Black Plague wiped out a third of the people in Europe.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

your "buddy" is an idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (V2Yro)

228 Kirsten Powers
@KirstenPowers
As I point out in my column today, there is no 'double standard' in the way Kavanaugh was treated vs. Biden. A few Dems called for immediate withdrawal of nomination, but the prevailing view was that the accusations should be heard and investigated. Same should be done w Reade.
*******
Mollie @MZHemingway
8m
In fact, every single Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee called for the withdrawal of the Kavanaugh nomination over the *SWETNICK* allegations. Don't revise history, however embarrassing and discrediting it might be.
********
Mollie from the top rope with the finisher

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (1SlH+)

229
A disharmony of flaws. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder is a truism like no other.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (HJbDF)


There's a South African woman posting nudes all over the interwebs talking about Covid and such. I've got a bud that thinks she's SMOKIN hot.

Me, not so much.

To each his own.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

230 listening to sirrius radio on the 60s channel I heard a 1968 version of 'Mr. Tambourine Man' by William Shatner.

That guy has been funny for well over 50 years.

Posted by: DanMan at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (XTiHL)

231 the first I mentioned


https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2125623/

Posted by: gaius martius at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (hMlTh)

232 Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:38 AM (hku12)

Except Trump made the "grab em by the pussy" over 20 years ago.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)


20 years? Hmmm, 2000... and Joe was dripping his fingers in, what, '93? Somewhere around there? I'm not saying he was SPECIFICALLY talking about Joe, but...

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (hku12)

233 Despite most businesses still closed and 60% of people still hiding in place, its it has only take a day for Atlanta traffic to return to 80% of it's full suckiness. I guess this meas traffic laws are not just guidelines anymore.

Posted by: Ripley at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (MxEKc)

234 Joe "fat fingers" Biden will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (0OmEj)

235 Mrs928 recorded a segment on FNC yesterday where the guy commenting literally looked like CGI. It was fascinating, or totally creepy, depending on how you look at it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) from the phantom zone at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (iCClr)

236 134 I put her in the same class with Marina Sirtis-- don't see the appeal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:32 AM (REHW6)


Eh, I'd still classify them as 1s in their heyday.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (DTX3h)

237 Who Dis Female is the only reason that watching Farscape was bearable.

Who Dis Male is the reason why watching Farscape was only made bearable by Who Dis Female.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (KlSQw)

238 206
Claudia Black is one of those women who is gorgeous in one picture and homely in the next.

Weird.



Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

It's her nose. She's like Streep, some camera angles are much kinder to her than others.
But hey, all in all she's not ugly, and if she's a nice person

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (e284m)

239 224 I don't remember ever seeing FarScape. I don't know how I missed it.
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (gmo/4)

I believe it was originally on SciFi, but they kept bouncing around the times, and it would stop for half a season, then start again without notice. It was hard to find even when it was new.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (V2Yro)

240 Shorter Joe Biden; I'm sorry if my finger penetrated your young soft quim but know one made me aware that this ever happened.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (u6xw0)

241 the baseball thread disappeared too, even during some really exciting, interesting seasons. Although with the changes the commissioner keeps pushing through I'm not sure how much longer MLB will have many fans. Losing a year then adding in stupid new rules and the brainless push for more strikeouts and home runs does not help the game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

242
to seem not to have noticed that that quote says nothing about ugly.
Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (HALdu)


Because if your eye sees no beauty, they're ugly.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

243 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"

-
She was blind. She thought John Banner was star-spangled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM


***

But if you sign a few bars...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (axyOa)

244 233 Despite most businesses still closed and 60% of people still hiding in place, its it has only take a day for Atlanta traffic to return to 80% of it's full suckiness. I guess this meas traffic laws are not just guidelines anymore.
Posted by: Ripley at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (MxEKc)

============

The economic slowdown is going to be a distant memory for most of America by mid summer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

245 Sometimes, it takes dedication to keep a weekend thread going for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (LvTSG)



I think Niedermeyer's Dead Horse had a lot of dedication. I remember her remarking on how much time it took to choose just the right pictures. She even worked on them over the summer so she would be ready for the fall season.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (lwiT4)

246
Well, the people commenting online at the Detroit News, which is the conservative paper, are appalled by people protesting, and essentially hope anyone breaking lockdown dies of CV19.

And yes, I've heard the former from people in know in MI as well. Many seem to support her, since CV19 is worse than death.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (ZCiJZ)

Shibumi, who actually takes the time to post in the Detroit News, LOL. I take all those types of columns and responses with a grain of salt. Most of them are liberal jackasses, old time Democrats who would follow a Democrat gov off a cliff.

This morning an acquaintance of mine stated on Facebook that the reason Pence didn't wear a mask at Mayo was because he and Trump have received the Covid 19 vaccine and are invested in the company that is going to produce the vaccine, making millions.

There's no reasoning with people like that. They are religious zealots in their beliefs , which they adopt with no actual thinking.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (7zB87)

247 Ohio's RINO Dewine has extended the lockdown until and of May. We have to spend 3 weeks in Columbus for various doctors appointments while self quarantined for the entire time we are there. Then we head home to South Dakota where normal people live.
Posted by: Abby


On behalf of the conservatives of Ohio, Im sorry you've been negatively impacted by that bugeyed piece of shit. At least you get to return to a comparatively well run state. The Ohio GOP is nothing more than a latter day even more retarded version of the Hatfield and McCoy feud among RINO factions.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (y7DUB)

248 Who is the guy in the pics talking about his wife going to Florida? I either missed or ignored that one.

Beautiful sunny 'beach' day here in OC. Think I'll walk down to the beach......

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca - Now Certified Essential - I have a letter! at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (TSpsZ)

249
yeah I'm gonna guess they will leave that untouched
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (KZzsI)

---------

Yeah, that gang of corpulent, effeminate bullshit artists switches flawlessly from criticizing right-wingers for "whataboutism," directly to the "bofa deez sidez" argument whenever their fellow Lefties are culpable for something. It's pathetic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (lJuMe)

250 It's her nose. She's like Streep, some camera angles are much kinder to her than others.
But hey, all in all she's not ugly, and if she's a nice person

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (e284m)


I've always found Streep homely.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

251 'Bout time to re-watch Farscape.

I wonder if my copy is in a medium I can still play?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own rick
at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (oBghv)

252 Claudia Black is one of those women who is gorgeous in one picture and homely in the next.
Weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at May



that is because she is not a hottie.

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (HALdu)

253

205


The push is on to try to turn this into a story about Trump though. Jake Tapper:



Jake Tapper@jaketapper



So is it now time for President Trump to sit for an interview and
take questions like this about allegations made by Jessica Leeds and
Kristin Anderson and Jill Harth and Lisa Boyne and Mariah Billado and
Victoria Hughes and Temple Taggart and Cathy Heller and Karen Virginia
and...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE CNN SPENT 2 YEARS PIMPING AVENATTI AND STORMY D AND IT BLEW UP IN THEIR FACE, BUT THESE WOMEN......THESE WOMEN!!!!!!..... ARE THE ONES GOING TO BRING DOWN TRUMP NOW.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (K2hnC)

254 Who is the guy in the pics talking about his wife going to Florida? I either missed or ignored that one.

Beautiful sunny 'beach' day here in OC. Think I'll walk down to the beach......
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca - Now Certified Essential - I have a letter! at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (TSpsZ)


Governor of Illinois, I think.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

255 > I think Niedermeyer's Dead Horse had a lot of
dedication. I remember her remarking on how much time it took to choose
just the right pictures. She even worked on them over the summer so she
would be ready for the fall season.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (lwiT4)


I miss NDH

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (sjdRT)

256 Hey c'mon, if Tara Reade didn't want me sticking my fingers in her vag, then why was she standing so close to me, huh? And why was she on my staff, so to speak? C'mon, obviously the chick wanted to be on my staff, if you know what I mean! So I was just giving her a little preview, because the chicks like that! I was doing her a favor, man!

I mean, c'mon man, all the chicks dug being fingered by Big Joe! And that's no malarkey!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (k4dH2)

257 228 Mollie @MZHemingway
In fact, every single Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee called for the withdrawal of the Kavanaugh nomination over the *SWETNICK* allegations. Don't revise history, however embarrassing and discrediting it might be.
********
Mollie from the top rope with the finisher
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 01, 2020 11:43 AM (1SlH+)

She's a national treasure.

Posted by: m at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (MIg60)

258
Neither did she.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:41 AM (hku12)


... and she was lucky!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (pNxlR)

259 I welcome theories from the esteemed Ladies of the Horde that may
explain why the embracing of fanatical lunacy seems to exist more
commonly among women.

Meyers Briggs Personality Theory explains it all once again! The vast majority (but not all) women are feelers rather than thinkers. They base their decisions on their emotions, not logic. So they can be swayed in their decision making process by things like "fear."

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (ZCiJZ)

260 248 Who is the guy in the pics talking about his wife going to Florida? I either missed or ignored that one.

Beautiful sunny 'beach' day here in OC. Think I'll walk down to the beach......
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca - Now Certified Essential - I have a letter! at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (TSpsZ)

=========

Governor of Illinois/toad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

261 What do you know? You're allowed to go to work!!!!! I am stuck in the house with the cats and all they do is sleep when you're not home!!!
Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state

Here I am, staring at digital pictures of dust particles all day, my eyes are falling out, and you're complaining about the cats.
Please don't go full Gribble before I get home tonight.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2020 11:46 AM (vcOmj)

262 I've always found Streep plain, even when young, but also overrated as an actress. A good actor disappears into a role, but Streep is always Streep doing an accent or a role. She's front and center, not the role.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

263
The economic slowdown is going to be a distant memory for most of America by mid summer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (LvTSG)


Texas opens restaurants today.

I'm going out to eat tonight.

I'm done with this.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

264 I remember those. They were fun. I could never figure out why football threads became off-limits but movie threads continue. Which players are more anti-American?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (lwiT4)


I think mainly it was the change of cobs. Those of us on the current crew aren't into football much, I think.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:46 AM (ywPOX)

265 Claudia Black has a very sexy voice, imo

otoh I dislike Ben Browder's looks - he reminds me of a no good cheatin ex

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 11:46 AM (G546f)

266 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"
----------------------------

She was a communist.
Posted by: Grump928(c) from the phantom zone at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (iCClr)


Also well known in restaurants for sending food back to the kitchen and asking to finger the face of the manager.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (hku12)

267
Joe Finger, he's than man
The man with the gropey touch
That chicks dig so much

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

268
the how do you describe ugly?

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:39 AM (HALdu)







*looks at my own reflection in the mirror*

Uhhh, I never really considered coming up with a pithy comment on it...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (EGyGV)

269 > Meyers Briggs Personality Theory explains it all
once again! The vast majority (but not all) women are feelers rather
than thinkers. They base their decisions on their emotions, not logic.
So they can be swayed in their decision making process by things like
"fear."


Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (ZCiJZ)


XNTJ here. Glad to meet you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (sjdRT)

270 Where is Bill Barr? I am actually getting sick of him not being present to protect Americans' rights.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (sI15f)

271 Hey Fat, I did NOT put four fingers in that trailer tramp's vajayjay. I put three in the pink and one in the stink.
Quit telling lies.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

272 There was an episode of Stargate SG-1 where Black's character is pitching movie ideas to a movie producer (I'm not going to explain the backstory here). She tries variations of plots of several well-known movies, and of course gets shot down. She then tries Farscape, to which the producer replies something along the lines of "Now that one I've not heard before"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (CAJOC)

273 >> If it saves one life . . .


. . . from suicide over bankruptcy and/or lost business the WE MUST REOPEN NOW!

Alinsky #4 mofos!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

274 Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.

*********

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Ellen Barkin's Schnozz at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (Fc5rx)

275 Shibumi is everyone wearing masks. We have been remote camping for the last 6 weeks and don't have any masks. Our doctors have said only if you're symptomatic but our daughter said some stores won't let anyone in without a mask.

Posted by: Abby at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (FdrSN)

276 There's a South African woman posting nudes all over the interwebs talking about Covid and such. I've got a bud that thinks she's SMOKIN hot. 

Me, not so much. 

To each his own.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! 

It's like I told Sarah Jessica Parker; that's why we have horse races.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)

277
I've always found Streep homely.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)
That's why I say, there are times when I've seen photos of Streep that make her look 'good' to me. But mostly that nose gets in my way.

For me maybe it's because both of them have the same nose as my 'Maiden' Aunt Mary. That was probably just one of the reasons she remained a 'maiden'.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 11:48 AM (e284m)

278 205


The push is on to try to turn this into a story about Trump though. Jake Tapper:



Jake Tapper@jaketapper



So is it now time for President Trump to sit for an interview and
take questions like this about allegations made by Jessica Leeds and
Kristin Anderson and Jill Harth and Lisa Boyne and Mariah Billado and
Victoria Hughes and Temple Taggart and Cathy Heller and Karen Virginia
and...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)


Sounds like Tapper just opened the door to a flood of new accusers to come out and take a turd on Biden. Suppose there are more Biden accusers willing to accept the challenge?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 01, 2020 11:48 AM (K2hnC)

279 239 I believe it was originally on SciFi, but they kept bouncing around the times, and it would stop for half a season, then start again without notice. It was hard to find even when it was new.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (V2Yro)


You don't know the half of it...

Posted by: Babylon 5 on PTEN at May 01, 2020 11:48 AM (DTX3h)

280 Governor Creosote (d ill)


https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2180812/

Posted by: gaius martius at May 01, 2020 11:48 AM (hMlTh)

281 XNTJ here. Glad to meet you.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May




what is that?

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:48 AM (HALdu)

282 "No one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it."
-George Orwell, "1984"

Posted by: George Kaplan at May 01, 2020 11:48 AM (v9DK0)

283
Oddly, almost all of them happen to be females. The 180 is most striking when it's a woman.

I welcome theories from the esteemed Ladies of the Horde that may explain why the embracing of fanatical lunacy seems to exist more commonly among women.
Posted by: citizen at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (ldmQR)

My personal estimation is that women, outside of those who are part of the horde, of course, are far more heavily influenced by "social opinion", and are raised to be terrified of truly "independent" thought. They have spent their entire lives believing that of course, one has to think what all of your neighbors and the dominant members of your peer group thinks.

In defense of this view, men tend to be complete assholes far more than women do. Part of being a complete asshole is not giving a fuck what anyone around you thinks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (V2Yro)

284 Sigourney Weaver is another actress that opinions vary regard to her attractiveness.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (HJbDF)

285 Thank you Sponge (254) and TheJames (260)

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca - Now Certified Essential - I have a letter! at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (TSpsZ)

286 Mirror? There are mornings I see myself in the mirror and think "I could have gone the rest of the day without seeing that"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (e284m)

287 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"


But she did wonder if Jose was blind too...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (axyOa)

288 Mr. Spock, the women of your planet are logical. Your planet is the only one in the galaxy that can say that.

Posted by: Captian Jame T. Kirk at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (gmo/4)

289 The economic slowdown is going to be a distant memory for most of America by mid summer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


For those that didn't go bankrupt/lose their business/job, maybe.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (2VADA)

290 I remember those. They were fun. I could never figure out why football threads became off-limits but movie threads continue. Which players are more anti-American?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (lwiT4)

I think mainly it was the change of cobs. Those of us on the current crew aren't into football much, I think.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:46 AM (ywPOX)


People still talk college or NFL on open threads.

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (zr5Kq)

291 Jake Tapper@jaketapper



So is it now time for President Trump to sit for an interview and
take questions like this about allegations made by Jessica Leeds and
Kristin Anderson and Jill Harth and Lisa Boyne and Mariah Billado and
Victoria Hughes and Temple Taggart and Cathy Heller and Karen Virginia
and...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)


How are any of those women and any accusation made credible, exactly, Jake?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

292 FarScape had some great villains - Crais, Scorpius, even Talyn

It did.

Posted by: Traltix at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (H5knJ)

293 259

So it's not so much deficient intellect or rationality, but a denial of them in favor of obeying emotions.

It makes sense.

Posted by: citizen at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (ldmQR)

294 Jake from State Farm (white or black guy) > Jake Tapper

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

295 That dumbass Twat Kirsten Powers is sticking to her story haha & getting ripped

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (1SlH+)

296 I keep getting Claudia Black mixed up with the babe who was in Babylon 5 -- also a Claudia, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (rpbg1)

297
281 XNTJ here. Glad to meet you.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May


what is that?
Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:48 AM (HALdu)


An ambivert

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

298 Here I am, staring at digital pictures of dust particles all day, my
eyes are falling out, and you're complaining about the cats.

Please don't go full Gribble before I get home tonight


I'm going to go to Walmart this afternoon, buy a bunch of surveillance equipment, set it up in the basement, and start on the tunnel to Ziggys. I should be done with all of it before you get home.


/Ziggys is a local restaurant

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (ZCiJZ)

299 Glenn Close almost looks hittable sometimes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) from the phantom zone at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (iCClr)

300 I hate to ask but WTF are the Dems going to try next? I said that after impeachment and never imagined they would go full pandemic insanity. I'm thinking it will have to be the seven plagues to top this.

Posted by: Ripley at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (MxEKc)

301 Suppose there are more Biden accusers willing to accept the challenge?

There are seven out there right now already, plus the mountains of footage of him pawing little girls and women. And the stories of his behavior already out there.

But do expect another accuser of Trump to suddenly show up out of the blue with carefully prepared information and the best corroboration money and influence can buy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (KZzsI)

302 I never once heard Helen Keller sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"


But she did wonder if Jose was blind too...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2020 11:49 AM (axyOa)


Why were Helen Keller's shoes stained yellow?

Because her dog was blind too.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

303 Is it Fake News to only show unflattering pictures of now elderly Tara Reade, with none of when she was kind of hot.

Like only showing Trayvon photos as a cherubic eight grader

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)

304 Just looking at the picture of the Peanut Butter Cookie Ice Cream makes my crowns pop off.

Hey, we finally just got our flyover. We're about ten miles south of the hospital, so by the time they flew over us, they were up pretty high, but, still, four vipers in formation.

As I so frequently say, it is good to live in a country that, when you hear the military jets, you can stand outside and cheer instead of running for the bunker.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own rick
at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (oBghv)

305 I believe it was originally on SciFi, but they kept bouncing around the times, and it would stop for half a season, then start again without notice. It was hard to find even when it was new.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (V2Yro)


Ah, so they used the 'Firefly' method of building up and holding an audience.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (ywPOX)

306
Jake Geddes >>> Jake from State Farm > Jake Tapper

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (pNxlR)

307 Glenn Close almost looks hittable sometimes.
Posted by: Grump928(c) from the phantom zone at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (iCClr)


With a fishing pole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

308 I keep getting Claudia Black mixed up with the babe who was in Babylon 5 -- also a Claudia, right?

Claudia Christian, she was pretty and is still active. Does a ton of voice work and has a youtube show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

309 You see this cat Biden is a bad mother (shut your mouth)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

310
Like only showing Trayvon photos as a cherubic eight grader
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)


The really good ones capture his halo, though

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (pNxlR)

311 Morning.

Farscape was the shit.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (1Yy3c)

312 272 There was an episode of Stargate SG-1 where Black's character is pitching movie ideas to a movie producer (I'm not going to explain the backstory here). She tries variations of plots of several well-known movies, and of course gets shot down. She then tries Farscape, to which the producer replies something along the lines of "Now that one I've not heard before"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 01, 2020 11:47 AM (CAJOC)

This is the famous"200th Episode", which is one of the funniest episodes out of any sci-fi series I've even seen! This one rivals "Red Dwarf" in it's hilarity. The best scene is when they decide to to Puppet Action Stargate, and then they walk through the gate, and all the strings are cut...

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (V2Yro)

313 300
I hate to ask but WTF are the Dems going to try next? I said that after
impeachment and never imagined they would go full pandemic insanity. I'm
thinking it will have to be the seven plagues to top this.


Posted by: Ripley at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (MxEKc)
They'll go the Pablo Escobar route and start bombing supermarkets before they admit defeat.

Posted by: drerbrerard at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (EA1BR)

314 Yay, I finally know who the "Who Dat" is -- Claudia Black and Ben Browder, first from the sci-fi series Farscape, later on Stargate SG-1 (which, ironically, killed Farscape's renewal on the Sci-Fu Channel IIRC)

Oh, and Reade doesn't use a fake baby-talk voice like serial liar Ford.

Posted by: acethepug at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (qPKAe)

315 Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.


Jennifer Grey had her nose done and it completely destroyed her distinctive looks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (REHW6)

316 Pretty sure the ice cream pic just gave me the beetus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 01, 2020 11:53 AM (XrCyE)

317
You see this cat Biden is a bad mother (shut your mouth)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)





I can dig it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)

318 Aw come on man, look we have to lock up everyone because this Core 1999 has killed 99.98% of Americans. We have to save... ahhhh. what? 99.98% of Americans are still alive?
Well I still think we should lookdown on those filthy bastards and what was I talking about? Anybody have Victrola? I want to play some 8 Tracks.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:53 AM (pw+jk)

319 303 Is it Fake News to only show unflattering pictures of now elderly Tara Reade
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)

Tara Reade was born in 1971 in the United States. She is 48 years old as of 2019.

Posted by: m at May 01, 2020 11:53 AM (MIg60)

320 YD,

You are a great dad!

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

321 keep getting Claudia Black mixed up with the babe who was in Babylon 5 -- also a Claudia, right?

Claudia Christian, she was pretty and is still active. Does a ton of voice work and has a youtube show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

She did a Playboy pictorial back in the 90s. I used to have that issue.

She was most delicious.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2020 11:54 AM (1Yy3c)

322 296
I keep getting Claudia Black mixed up with the babe who was in Babylon 5 -- also a Claudia, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 11:50 AM (rpbg1)
Delenn? Mira Furlan - also one.
And same for Cate Blanchett is another one - none of them are gorgeous on the Sophia Loren scale, but I'd still date em in my imaginary universe where I can do that kinda shit until I figured out if they were mean chicks or not.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 11:54 AM (e284m)

323 Ohio.
The office of my State Rep returned my phone call this morning and they seem to share my concern for DeWine and Actons over reach and claim they are working on legislation to reign in the powers that be so actions taken during this crisis cannot happen again.
Sounded sincere.

I politely threatened to sell my house and move out of state if the knee jerk reaction was to raise our taxes when this is over.

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at May 01, 2020 11:54 AM (DB16e)

324 My personal estimation is that women, outside of those who are part of the horde, of course, are far more heavily influenced by "social opinion", and are raised to be terrified of truly "independent" thought.

I think that plays heavily into it as well as the emotional side. Plus, 'stay at home and be safe' seems hard-wired into women, possibly because they are surrounded by a world largely more dangerous and stronger than they are. And endless netflix and TV shows about women disappearing and being murdered horribly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:54 AM (KZzsI)

325 went to LED light store in Houston yesterday. Sign on door sez 'No Mask, Don't Enter!" so I walked away.

guy came running out the store 'It's okay! you can come in!'[.

Hilarious

Posted by: DanMan at May 01, 2020 11:54 AM (XTiHL)

326 Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.


Jennifer Grey had her nose done and it completely destroyed her distinctive looks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (REHW6)

A young Ellen Barkin had that harmony.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:54 AM (HJbDF)

327 That's what my buddy from CT thinks. He believes
everything he sees on TV saying this is most contagious deadly disease
that humanity has faced since the Black Plague wiped out a third of the
people in Europe.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2020 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

++++++Both of my sisters live in CT and feel the same way. I ive in MA and everyone I come in contact with also feels that way. Number of deaths here is very high but half are in assisted living of some kind. That a lot of the younger people dying is because they are also in assisted living of some kind because of disability or medical condition.
At this rate we are never going to get out of lockdown. But I feel for those of you who are in states with far fewer cases and deaths. I just don't understand why they are waiting to open? They are facing financial ruin and yet they persist.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (QzF6i)

328 I hate to ask but WTF are the Dems going to try next

Permanent social distancing. No return to normal. Certain industries are sacrificed. Small businesses eliminated. Universal Basic Income forever for the unemployed.


/san fran nan has already talked about UBI, and I know some people who are eager for it.

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (ZCiJZ)

329 305 I believe it was originally on SciFi, but they kept bouncing around the times, and it would stop for half a season, then start again without notice. It was hard to find even when it was new.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 11:44 AM (V2Yro)


Ah, so they used the 'Firefly' method of building up and holding an audience.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (ywPOX)

----------------------------------

Firefly had the added disadvantage of starting with episode 3.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (CAJOC)

330 Dear Elon, if California is so bad, move the fuck out. Otherwise, STFU.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (XScQZ)

331 Great. Wisconsin has cancelled the 4th of July fireworks in Milwaukee, Greek Fest, German Fest, and the EEA Fly-in on Oshkosh. The EEA isn't scheduled till the end of July. That tells you where this is going.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (lwiT4)

332 Hello. My name is Peggy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (pw+jk)

333 319 303 Is it Fake News to only show unflattering pictures of now elderly Tara Reade
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)

Here's another age given for her:

From December 1992 to August 1993, Tara Reade, then 29

Posted by: m at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (MIg60)

334 Oh, right Claudia - Babylong 5 - Susan Ivanova

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (e284m)

335 y arteries are crinkling just looking at that peanut butter cookie ice cream.

Thank you, OM. Your "who dis" woman guards her smiles very well. Tough broad. Never saw her before. And to see her again in my lifetime would be too soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (u82oZ)

336 Jennifer Grey had her nose done and it completely destroyed her distinctive looks.

Yeah she was interesting and memorable, one of the worst mistakes in Hollywood. Don't ruin what makes you appealing. Jennifer Connolly got her nose done too and she was super cute, but she got a good job done so she looks more elegant now. Plus her fame was not really about her face, as pretty as it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (KZzsI)

337 went to LED light store in Houston yesterday. Sign on door sez 'No Mask, Don't Enter!" so I walked away.

guy came running out the store 'It's okay! you can come in!'[.

Hilarious
Posted by: DanMan


Been to their Dallas store. Cool shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (2VADA)

338 No one mentions that Trayvon was "lifting".

Waking thru parking lots lifting the door handles to check for an unlocked vehicle then stealing anything left loose inside.

That's how he made his cash for weed and skittles, but mostly weed.

If caught, the perp will say he thought it was his grandmammy's car and so sorry.

Nipped his life of crime in the bud Zimmerman did.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (Z+IKu)

339 Silly Joe, 8 tracks only play on an Edison cylinder phonograph, not a Victrola.

Posted by: George Kaplan at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (v9DK0)

340 Is anyone swinging from a light pole in DC yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (85Gof)

341 I miss NDH

Posted by: Muad'dib



So, what happened to NDH?

Banned?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (KlSQw)

342 The office of my State Rep returned my phone call this morning and they
seem to share my concern for DeWine and Actons over reach and claim they
are working on legislation to reign in the powers that be so actions
taken during this crisis cannot happen again.

Sounded sincere.


Thanks for info and for calling! I actually hate Acton more than DeWine; she's Ohio Farci.

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (ZCiJZ)

343 >331
Great. Wisconsin has cancelled the 4th of July fireworks in Milwaukee,
Greek Fest, German Fest, and the EEA Fly-in on Oshkosh. The EEA isn't
scheduled till the end of July. That tells you where this is going.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (lwiT4)


Grammie, pray for the legislature's lawsuit in the WI Supreme Court.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (sjdRT)

344
Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.


Jennifer Grey had her nose done and it completely destroyed her distinctive looks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (REHW6)






Yes. She was attractive both before and after the surgery, but afterwards she was kind of an ordinary attractive. Like she turned into the hittable PTA chick from the north side of town, but she could NEVER make it as an actor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (EGyGV)

345 No pictures of them on SG1?

Posted by: Fletch at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (xhwIo)

346 Plus her fame was not really about her face, as pretty as it was.


It was the eyebrows.

Posted by: Grump928(c) from the phantom zone at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (iCClr)

347 338 No one mentions that Trayvon was "lifting".

We have a bunch of Canadians in our neighborhood who do the same thing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (XScQZ)

348 We had a big announcement that the 4th of July fireworks at Mt. Rushmore are going forward as planned. Of course our State did not shut down.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (gmo/4)

349 Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.


I've noticed that a lot of actresses become less attractive when they get their teeth veneered.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (REHW6)

350 guy came running out the store 'It's okay! you can come in!'

Probably seeing a LOT of people walk away like that and business is dying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)

351 /sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (Fc5rx)

352 Dear Elon, if California is so bad, move the fuck out. Otherwise, STFU.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May



when was it not to kick california in the nads?

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (HALdu)

353 The Left wants to cancel the 4th of July and substitute May 1 for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (85Gof)

354 . I just don't understand why they are waiting to open? They are facing financial ruin and yet they persist.



some of them don't know how to proceed forward, make a decision and deal with it, others like their power grab

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2020 11:57 AM (zr5Kq)

355 Hawtness isn't just a matter of perfect, flawless beauty, it's about a harmony of flaws.


Jennifer Grey had her nose done and it completely destroyed her distinctive looks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (REHW6)

There was a time when I had a thing for Debra Winger. She had a little scar on her cheek.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (Uu+Jp)

356 Grammie, pray for the legislature's lawsuit in the WI Supreme Court.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (sjdRT)



Double-time.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (lwiT4)

357 grammie winger

They cancelled the Fly-in on Oshkosh?

This is a crime against both advanced civilization and humanity.

Book 'em, Danno. Murder 1 against progress.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (u82oZ)

358 Ah, so they used the 'Firefly' method of building up and holding an audience.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (ywPOX)


I almost wonder if Firefly was being made today, would it be on Netflix or Amazon, and have a chance to thrive?

I suspect Joss Weedon is enough of an egomaniac he would think it beneath him to not be on network teevee though. Even though more than one of his shows flamed out for not being enough of a hit early enough.

Dollhouse is, in my opinion, possibly the most interesting thing he ever created. I'm not sure it was better than anything else, but it was going places that were fascinating. Then when it came to an end, I assume they tacked on an ending that was sorta ok.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (hku12)

359 Also... I used to work in live entertainment and now write about it.

The world online is that live entertainment as we know it is NOT coming back this year, if ever. The odds re that there will be NO concert touring this year, and no music festivals. Just artists in their house, playing guitars.


My guess is that is the same for all major sporting events.

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (ZCiJZ)

360 Thanks for info and for calling! I actually hate Acton more than DeWine; she's Ohio Farci.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM
__________________

I called after work this morning and got voicemail. Was honestly shocked they returned my call. The staffer said people are blowing up the phones and very unhappy.

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (DB16e)

361 Hello. My name is Peggy.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (pw+jk)


Do you live on the 7th floor?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 01, 2020 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

362 336
Jennifer Grey had her nose done and it completely destroyed her distinctive looks.



Yeah she was interesting and memorable, one of the worst mistakes in
Hollywood. Don't ruin what makes you appealing. Jennifer Connolly got
her nose done too and she was super cute, but she got a good job done
so she looks more elegant now. Plus her fame was not really about her
face, as pretty as it was.


Annabelle Wallis (Grace on Peaky Blinders) is a third example. She had a nose job for an admittedly outsize nose, and while it made her look "prettier", it also made her much less distinctive. I think it was a mistake.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 11:59 AM (T6t7i)

363 Mr. Peebles

You are wise. A warm smile and inviting eyes are the top of my list. The who dis does not have that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2020 11:59 AM (u82oZ)

364 How did they let Jennifer Grey on Dancing with the Stars? She trained for intensively for Dirty Dancing and her father was dancer, Joel Grey. So much for amateur status.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 11:59 AM (HJbDF)

365 I almost wonder if Firefly was being made today, would it be on Netflix or Amazon, and have a chance to thrive?

Maybe, but Whedon gets bored with a project quickly and it goes downhill when he's not on it. And, I suspect that Firefly is remembered so fondly because of its short run (kind of like Star Trek). It never had time to get boring, repetative, or stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

366 ++++++Both of my sisters live in CT and feel the same way. I ive in MA and everyone I come in contact with also feels that way. Number of deaths here is very high but half are in assisted living of some kind. That a lot of the younger people dying is because they are also in assisted living of some kind because of disability or medical condition.
At this rate we are never going to get out of lockdown. But I feel for those of you who are in states with far fewer cases and deaths. I just don't understand why they are waiting to open? They are facing financial ruin and yet they persist.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (QzF6i)

It finally got through to me last night that how my family & I feel about this nonsense puts us in the minority.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)

367 They cancelled the Fly-in on Oshkosh?



This is a crime against both advanced civilization and humanity.



Book 'em, Danno. Murder 1 against progress.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (u82oZ)


I know. This is insane.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (lwiT4)

368
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

----

Well, thank you

I think most dads are the same. But I have a great dad, so that may color my view.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (lJuMe)

369 303 Is it Fake News to only show unflattering pictures of now elderly Tara Reade
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)


I'm old enough to remember when Rush Limbaugh first became A Thing. Every photograph of him they printed showed him with his mouth wide open, or angry-looking, or scowly, or some other unflattering depiction. It was as if they were trying as hard as they could to make him look as bad as possible.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (ywPOX)

370 You see this cat Biden is a bad mother (shut your mouth)

Shaft was on TMC a couple of nights ago. In one scene Shaft takes two or three rounds to the gut. Turned to DanMa'am and said 'watch this, he'll be fine by the third scene after that. nailed it.

Posted by: DanMan at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (XTiHL)

371 Meryl Streep when young had an "exotic" look to her. Not like she was Asian or something, but a look that was out of the ordinary -- a kind of feline look. Olivia Wilde is the same way, and Susan Oliver (the famous Orion slave girl in the 1st ST pilot) did too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (rpbg1)

372 Debra Winger has no connected to Grammie Winger.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

373 Later y'all. I gots things to do.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (sjdRT)

374 >>The world online is that live entertainment as we know it is NOT coming back this year, if ever. The odds re that there will be NO concert touring this year, and no music festivals. Just artists in their house, playing guitars.


crap

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

375 Plus her fame was not really about her face, as pretty as it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (KZzsI)
No, it was her tracts of land that suitors were interested in! She was a slinky hot older chick in Aleta Battle Angle. But sometimes the light catches her face just right and she looks "hard".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:01 PM (e284m)

376 So, what happened to NDH?


Banned?


Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (KlSQw)


Ace doesn't ban cobloggers (and thank God for that!).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2020 12:01 PM (dLLD6)

377 Dear Elon, if California is so bad, move the fuck out. Otherwise, STFU.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 11:55 AM (XScQZ)


Is he wrong? Are you suggesting Californica is not a shithole?

Maybe he's actually using his voice to try to change things.

As I've said before, I don't get people around here who seem to have a stick up their butts about Elon Musk.

Sometimes it sounds like.... envy.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:01 PM (hku12)

378 I think I'm too mad to post. Maybe I'll go take some scissors to my hair or something.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 12:02 PM (lwiT4)

379 Debra Winger was a real cutie, I liked her. I always get her and Margot Kidder confused though, two brunette girls about the same time period. Margot is older and apparently raging insane, but she was pretty in her day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

380 pep

From the pop electronic-dance group Clean Bandit, Grace Chatto had a distinctive look I found most appealing. Plastic surgery to her nose and breasts made her unattractive to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2020 12:02 PM (u82oZ)

381 There's no such thing as ugly; just an absence of hotness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)

382 been seeing ads for harem girl style mask/scarves
sexy

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 12:02 PM (G546f)

383 Margot is older and apparently raging insane, but she was pretty in her day.

Not to mention dead.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (T6t7i)

384 My guess is that is the same for all major sporting events.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (ZCiJZ)

ban any ticket sales to anyone over the age of 40. They could all be opened tomorrow in absolute safety.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (V2Yro)

385 fuckin shitty weather in this fuckin shitty State of fuckin NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (85Gof)

386 in fairness I never understood why somebod wanted to have an airshow in the overall capitol of the universe.

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (HALdu)

387 Claudia Black and Ben Browder. Probably far from the first, but I just woke up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (A5zUN)

388 Is he wrong? Are you suggesting Californica is not a shithole?

California is a shithole, but he lives there, bases his companies there and continues to fund that commie state with his taxes and the income taxes of his thousands of employees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (XScQZ)

389 We flattened the curve.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (+0uDE)

390 369
303 Is it Fake News to only show unflattering pictures of now elderly Tara Reade
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)

The intent being to subtly say "oh come on people! Would cool Joe Biden stick his fingers in THIS? REALLY? I MEAN LOOK AT HER! "


Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (e284m)

391 Scorpius for the 'ettes - heh. Which reminds me:

Who's With Joe meets Farscape in this excellent take from chrissy at PoliNation:

https://polination.files.wordpress.com/
2020/04/scorpius.jpg

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own rick
at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (oBghv)

392 381
There's no such thing as ugly; just an absence of hotness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


How zen.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (T6t7i)

393 I like Urban Cowboy more on viewing it 40 years later.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (HJbDF)

394 Debra Winger was a real cutie, I liked her. I always get her and Margot Kidder confused though, 

-
Margot is the one in the straight jacket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

395 Trivia: The actress who portrayed the blue chick in "Farscape," Virginia Hey, also portrayed the Warrior Woman in "Mad Max 2."

Posted by: butch at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (hXu8T)

396 >>How did they let Jennifer Grey on Dancing with the Stars?


Ratings - tap into female viewers' nostalgia for Dirty Dancing, desire to see her do some of the classic moves from that movie.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

397 kids worked on a 100 piece puzzle past couple of days (from Christmas)
fun
KTY is a beast at it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (G546f)

398 Jennifer Grey had her nose done and it completely destroyed her distinctive looks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 11:52 AM (REHW6)


Wasn't she in a car accident that messed up her face?

Not sure she had much choice in the matter.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (hku12)

399 I've Got all the ingredients to make that ice cream, except for an ice cream machine. Anybody ever made ice cream like this without one? Stuck with only the local grocery and peanut butter ice cream is not a thing over here

Posted by: Euro at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (A+B6k)

400 Debra Winger was also prettier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (A5zUN)

401 Margot is the one in the straight jacket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)


Not anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (hku12)

402 Wasn't she in a car accident that messed up her face?



Not sure she had much choice in the matter.

Posted by: BurtTC


I think it was a choice. Mark Hamill, OTOH, wrecked a car and his face between SW1 and 2.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (T6t7i)

403 I'd prefer Claudia Cardinale over Claudia Black, personally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

404 Did Ms Reade have a second door installed on her house to ensure she always had an escape route from Joey fingers?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (XScQZ)

405 401 Margot is the one in the straight jacket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)


Not anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (hku12)

========

They buried her in one.

Just in case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

406 Mark Hamill, OTOH, wrecked a car and his face between SW1 and 2.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (T6t7i)

I always suspected that was a story to cover up the destruction wrought by cocaine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (dLLD6)

407 Chianna - Farscape - Gigi Edgley - nom nom nom

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (e284m)

408 I think it was a choice. Mark Hamill, OTOH, wrecked a car and his face between SW1 and 2.

He was too pretty before, I thought he actually looked much more interesting after

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

409 403 I'd prefer Claudia Cardinale over Claudia Black, personally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Ah, Jill...

She was pretty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

410 I don't know how far this will go but there was a post on Twitter that Kate Brown's emergency powers have expired. The commenter had checked with an attorney and it seems that the emergency powers are good for 30 days. They have to be renewed by a vote of the legislature and takes a 3/5ths majority to pass. She declared an emergency early in March. I don't think she has the guts to push back, if people start to ignore her orders.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (JKNZq)

411 ban any ticket sales to anyone over the age of 40. They could all be opened tomorrow in absolute safety.

But they don't want to. Fauci has an agenda, and going back to normal is not one of them. Industries will be sacrificed, businesses and lives ruined so the Dems can get their way. We're now in CV4EVAH.


Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

412 410 I don't know how far this will go but there was a post on Twitter that Kate Brown's emergency powers have expired. The commenter had checked with an attorney and it seems that the emergency powers are good for 30 days. They have to be renewed by a vote of the legislature and takes a 3/5ths majority to pass. She declared an emergency early in March. I don't think she has the guts to push back, if people start to ignore her orders.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (JKNZq)

=========

Apparently there are two laws in conflict. It's gonna get taken to court.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

413 Chris Taylor if you're still here...really really enjoyed your book "Unworthy," and left a review.

Posted by: Euro at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (A+B6k)

414 All of the experts except the guy who runs Tyson Chicken (and what the hell would he know anyway) say there is no concern of the food supply chain breaking. Well I call BULLSHIT on that.

Went to the store where I could not get in due to royal decree from our mayor without a mask. Chicken 6-8 packages. Bacon none. Some hot dogs. Steaks and red meat very little. About a 40% stocked cheese aisle.

NO dried pasta, no bulk rice, no bulk beans. Still no toilet paper or paper towels.

The frozen area was about 20% stocked. The dairy aisle had 20% milk, lots of non dairy creamer, 15% of the normal amount of butter.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE ARE MAJOR DISRUPTIONS IN THE FOOD SUPPLY CHAIN. My gut tells me so and it has a near perfect record.

The demo-commies are going for the brass ring now. The truly frightening thing is the people. They do not see that this is what the demo-commies want, a socialist America with grocery stores 40% of what they were.

Tyrants always use food as a weapon. Because in the end food is what really matters.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (pw+jk)

415 Chianna - Farscape - Gigi Edgley - nom nom nom

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01




there was a reason they painted her grey

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (HALdu)

416 Speaking of crazy, I want to know what drugs Winona Ryder was on at the Oscars, was it? Like a cocktail of Ecstasy and Peyote or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

417 Montgomery Clift was an actor who famously cut his face to pieces when he went through a windshield. His career after that was based completely on how sorry for him Liz Taylor felt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (V2Yro)

418 Been to their Dallas store. Cool shit.

I have several of those 8' lights that hang on small clips. They can be pulled down and set in the yard. Any tradesman that has to work in my attic is blown away by the shadowless lights up there.

And my man cave out in the yard is lit af so I can see every detail of my lead sled as it comes slowly back to life.

$22 for an 8' light is a good deal.

Posted by: DanMan at May 01, 2020 12:08 PM (XTiHL)

419 263 Sponge - please go to Cracker Barrel for me.....LOL

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca - Now Certified Essential - I have a letter! at May 01, 2020 12:08 PM (TSpsZ)

420 California is a shithole, but he lives there, bases his companies there and continues to fund that commie state with his taxes and the income taxes of his thousands of employees.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 12:03 PM (XScQZ)


Sure, but is it not possible he's actually trying to cause something to change?

Maybe it's a futile cause, and maybe it's mostly self-serving, but I think Musk gets a bad rap from people at times when it doesn't really make sense to me.

I think the biggest complaint one could make is that he's not shy about taking tax dollars to fund his stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:08 PM (hku12)

421 413 Posted by: Euro at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (A+B6k)

=======

I saw that you were going to read Crystal Embers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

422
Wasn't she in a car accident that messed up her face?

Not sure she had much choice in the matter.

Posted by: BurtTC







She was a passenger in the car Matthew Broderick was driving when he wrecked it and killed someone.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2020 12:08 PM (EGyGV)

423 Also.. I used to work in live entertainment and now write about it.

The world online is that live entertainment as we know it is NOT coming back this year, if ever. The odds re that there will be NO concert touring this year, and no music festivals. Just artists in their house, playing guitars.

My guess is that is the same for all major sporting events.

Posted by: shibumi, living in a police state at May 01, 2020 11:58 AM (ZCiJZ)




I (didn't) see Anybody open for Nobody on the Cancelled Tour at the Ghostotorium in 2020.

Need a black cotton concert tee shirt with a list of bands and cities and dates, all printed over with red stencil font: "CANCELLED".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2020 12:08 PM (QzJWU)

424 One in the pink ... another in the stink...Man.

Posted by: Randy Joe at May 01, 2020 12:08 PM (mtO9v)

425 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (pw+jk)

Where do you live? I'm not experiencing any of that in Houston.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (HJbDF)

426 Sorry I missed the Joe, mika and Joe show today... Was biden as "eloquent" as they are saying?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (5bxa0)

427 in fairness I never understood why somebod wanted to have an airshow in the overall capitol of the universe.

-
Go to about 1:00 to see crash of helicopter that lost its tail rotor.

https://bit.ly/3aRoTX3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

428 It finally got through to me last night that how my family I feel about this nonsense puts us in the minority.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)

Thank God for the Horde.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (QzF6i)

429 303 Is it Fake News to only show unflattering pictures of now elderly Tara Reade
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)

Tara Reade was born in 1971 in the United States. She is 48 years old as of 2019.
_______________

Really? Judging by the recent photos of her, I would have guessed more like 60.

If she dropped about 50 pounds and had some procedures to tighten up the skin on her face and neck, she could still look pretty good though.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (k4dH2)

430 I'm late to all of this morning's parties, but in case no one's pointed this out -

Joe Stinkyfinger takes weeks to make a public denial? While he calls people liars and dumb fatsos at the drop of a hat in campaign stops? Based on his normal MO, if Reade is lying, I'd have expected Fightin' Joe to come out ASAP screaming that the accusation is BS from a dog faced pony soldier.

Very strange.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (AMIL/)

431 >>Ratings - tap into female viewers' nostalgia for Dirty Dancing, desire to see her do some of the classic moves from that movie.

Lots of stories around here about Grey from the time she was in Newport for the filming of Wind. Reports are that she is quite loud and enthusiastic if you know what I mean.

And you do.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)

432 My wife was, as usual, going to save me time and effort so ordered shit from a supermarket online. It was gonna be wonderful for me.
SO

No receipt came with the order. She did not get what she asked for and is not sure what she paid for. Does not remember what credit card she used.

But she is saving me time and work?

Sigh. Just shoot me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (85Gof)

433 >>Need a black cotton concert tee shirt with a list of bands and cities and dates, all printed over with red stencil font: "CANCELLED".



For. . . Grateful Dead?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (bDqIh)

434
Tyrants always use food as a weapon. Because in the end food is what really matters.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (pw+jk)
Depends on where you is at. And even then, it depends on which store chain you're visiting. Winco, for example, seems to have just about everything back, except for Turkey Spam.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (e284m)

435 431 >>Ratings - tap into female viewers' nostalgia for Dirty Dancing, desire to see her do some of the classic moves from that movie.

Lots of stories around here about Grey from the time she was in Newport for the filming of Wind. Reports are that she is quite loud and enthusiastic if you know what I mean.

And you do.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

*nods sagaciously*

Loud fishers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

436 319 303 Is it Fake News to only show unflattering pictures of now elderly Tara Reade
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 11:51 AM (9TdxA)

Tara Reade was born in 1971 in the United States. She is 48 years old as of 2019.
Posted by: m at May 01, 2020 11:53 AM (MIg60)

I'm the exact same age. Does that mean I'm elderly? Nobody tells me anything!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (Ez6QX)

437 Another 'Rona death.

https://fxn.ws/3aPh1W4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)

438 >>Need a black cotton concert tee shirt with a list of bands and cities and dates, all printed over with red stencil font: "CANCELLED".



Or Widespread Panic? Poison?
So many possible band names to choose from, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

439 So, to some degree, WI is paying the price for canning Walker?? Sounds idiotic.

But as I noted way up, the WH is part of this whether they like it or not. Giving states/governors discretion while continuing to lead on general policy is an option. That's what happened on the way in to this.

What's the "science" - in this case, even a reasonable educated guess and prudent strategy based on what we know about viral epidemics in general, and, now, this one in particular, that lies behind the "phased" re-opening? It does not add up.

"Slowing the spread" related to medical capacity. That's past - and fortunately was a nothingburger compared to even mid-range projections.

Actually taking into account actual science and common sense about viral epidemics, *what*, exactly are we doing now? The metrics of the "phased" approach don't appear to relate to any rational goal - slowing the spread of a virus that will not overwhelm medical capacity makes no sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (El6T/)

440 Sorry I missed the Joe, mika and Joe show today... Was biden as "eloquent" as they are saying?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (5bxa0)


Yes. Well spoken as always. Completely put the false allegation to bed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (XScQZ)

441
Joe Stinkyfinger takes weeks to make a public denial? While he
calls people liars and dumb fatsos at the drop of a hat in campaign
stops? Based on his normal MO, if Reade is lying, I'd have expected
Fightin' Joe to come out ASAP screaming that the accusation is BS from a
dog faced pony soldier.



Very strange.


Not at all. It takes time to find out what shoes are going to drip, button up all the leaks, and develop a denial strategy.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (T6t7i)

442 This seems significant.

70% of federal prisoners tested have Wuhan Flu

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd6k58rh

Between this, previous studies of tests, and the two ship examples of closed environments (the cruise ship and the warship) its becoming very difficult to support the notion that this stuff is so deadly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (KZzsI)

443 Because in the end food is what really matters.

???
What happened to sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (85Gof)

444 Ford 1983: unattractive

Reade 1993: fetching

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (HBD09)

445 I bought "Crystal Embers," and will start that tomorrow. Things are hectic crazy for me. Did you know kindergarteners are taught that triangles have 3 viruses, but circles don't?!

Posted by: Euro at May 01, 2020 12:12 PM (A+B6k)

446 Oooh Claudia black. Very nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2020 12:12 PM (9Om/r)

447 So, what happened to NDH?

Banned?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2020 11:56 AM (KlSQw)


Self-exiled, I think.

Fallout from the 2015-2016 Trump Wars.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 01, 2020 12:12 PM (ywPOX)

448 Drop. Shoes are going to drop.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:12 PM (T6t7i)

449
there was a reason they painted her grey

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (HALdu)
Damn you! What was the reason!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:12 PM (e284m)

450 Lots of stories around here about Grey from the time she was in Newport for the filming of Wind. Reports are that she is quite loud and enthusiastic if you know what I mean.

And you do.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)

It's always nice to hear the crowd go wild.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 12:12 PM (A5zUN)

451 445 I bought "Crystal Embers," and will start that tomorrow. Things are hectic crazy for me. Did you know kindergarteners are taught that triangles have 3 viruses, but circles don't?!
Posted by: Euro at May 01, 2020 12:12 PM (A+B6k)

==========

I know well what kindergartners are taught. It's not a whole lot, but there sure is a lot of work to prove that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

452 In fairness we now know more about Coronavirus. Its relatively contagious, but it's not that deadly with some exceptions.

With the benefit of hindsight, we should have let this fast moving forest fire burn out while isolating the vulnerable. We're taking the exact course to help this virus stick around for a long time.

Can you get Corona and the Flu at the same time. Will make for an interesting virus season starting in the fall

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (9TdxA)

453 Sigh. Just shoot me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (85Gof)

Sounds like you are giving up

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (XScQZ)

454 Ah, Morrigan.

Sexiest voice on the planet.

Posted by: grognard at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (sb+Cg)

455 399 I've Got all the ingredients to make that ice cream, except for an ice cream machine. Anybody ever made ice cream like this without one? Stuck with only the local grocery and peanut butter ice cream is not a thing over here
Posted by: Euro

I think it's possible with a heavy duty blender / food processor

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (G546f)

456 Who dis? That's some sniffable hair right there.

Posted by: Boe Jiden at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (9m9TT)

457 Go to about 1:00 to see crash of helicopter that lost its tail rotor.

https://bit.ly/3aRoTX3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020




?

Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (HALdu)

458 I think that plays heavily into it as well as the emotional side. Plus, 'stay at home and be safe' seems hard-wired into women, possibly because they are surrounded by a world largely more dangerous and stronger than they are. And endless netflix and TV shows about women disappearing and being murdered horribly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 11:54 AM (KZzsI)

---

Fixing and driving tanks tends to make a gal less fearful.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (RU4sa)

459 411
ban any ticket sales to anyone over the age of 40. They could all be opened tomorrow in absolute safety.

++++++++Screw that! That is my greatest fear. That because I am in that"age range" they are going to curtail my civil rights. I am prefectly healthy, have never even that the regular flu my whole life. I am in better physical shape than when I was working full time. What a great excuse to get rid of older workers.
Protect people in nursing homes and hospitals and let the rest of us live our lives.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (QzF6i)

460 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (85Gof)

Sheesh. Does she have an email confirmation maybe?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

461 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (pw+jk)



Where do you live? I'm not experiencing any of that in Houston.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 12:09 PM (HJbDF)

====
Santa Barbara, Kalifornia moonbat central.
Did I forget to mention that this store while not a Costco or Walmart is just under that type. Was the go to for smaller restaurants.
I see the difference. TEXAS vs Kalifornia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

462 Wasn't she in a car accident that messed up her face?



Not sure she had much choice in the matter.

Posted by: BurtTC

I think it was a choice. Mark Hamill, OTOH, wrecked a car and his face between SW1 and 2.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (T6t7i)


Hmmm, just skimmed some articles, apparently she wasn't hurt too bad in the accident. No indications her later face work was related to it.

The things you learn.....

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (hku12)

463 Sorry I missed the Joe, mika and Joe show today... Was biden as "eloquent" as they are saying?

he was ready for Mika and her lack of follow up. He sounded like a mushmouth with Joe and Willy after that. His word salad was more like work oatmeal.

Posted by: DanMan at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (XTiHL)

464 New one

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (T6t7i)

465 I'm the exact same age. Does that mean I'm elderly? Nobody tells me anything!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM


I've heard it said that a woman is only as old as the men she feels.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)

466 Tara Reade is 56 or 57 and hasn't aged that well

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (9TdxA)

467 I think it's possible with a heavy duty blender / food processor
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (G546f)

It just has to be powerful enough to smash the cream into the ice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (XScQZ)

468 Sheesh. Does she have an email confirmation maybe?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

Nope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (85Gof)

469 Very strange.

Not at all. It takes time to find out what shoes are going to drip, button up all the leaks, and develop a denial strategy.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 12:11 PM (T6t7i)


You're right. I forgot that it took Kavanaugh many weeks to develop a PR strategy and issue his first public denial.

;-)

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (AMIL/)

470 454 Ah, Morrigan.

Sexiest voice on the planet.
Posted by: grognard at May 01, 2020 12:13 PM (sb+Cg)

She is definitely in the top five. The accent helps.

Laura Bailey is #1 with a bullet for me. I could listen to her read the phone book and would clean the Aegean stables for her.

Tricia Helfer is not bad either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (A5zUN)

471 Sheesh. Does she have an email confirmation maybe?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

Nope
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (85Gof)

Oh and I volunteer, gleefully to get out of the house, to go shopping for her. but NOOOOO, she wants to make it "easier" for me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:16 PM (85Gof)

472 A wiseass Yank with psychosis. A hot Australian bimbo. Another Australian bimbo, but she's blue and bald and was in The Road Warrior a looong time ago, and a space whore - it's her religion or something. Yet another bimbo, but she's corpse-white, and, surprise, a space whore. A half-breed Wookiee who turns out to be a pretty alright guy. A small floating puppet who is both insufferable and farts helium when he's upset. And a sentient mushroom who drives the ship.

Farscape.

Posted by: Pizza Rolls, brah at May 01, 2020 12:16 PM (iIjBd)

473 Claudia Black also appeared on a Hercules/Xena arc or two.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2020 12:16 PM (qyH+l)

474 Nood. In case anyone missed pep's 'New one.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 12:16 PM (A5zUN)

475 All of the experts except the guy who runs Tyson Chicken (and what the hell would he know anyway) say there is no concern of the food supply chain breaking. Well I call BULLSHIT on that.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE ARE MAJOR DISRUPTIONS IN THE FOOD SUPPLY CHAIN. My gut tells me so and it has a near perfect record.

Posted by: Jukin



The supply chain was broken when TP ran out.

The *experts* tried to claim it was in the warehouses.

It doesn't matter the fuck WHERE your product is, if you can't get your product into your customer's hands, YOUR SUPPLY CHAIN IS BROKEN.



Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (2VADA)

476 Fauci's plan to sacrifice the nonessentials to save the essentials is sort of nasty. If there were just less people, it would be easier to stay apart, right.


I am really surprised at how quickly the concept of we never will be able to go to a sporting event worked it's way in from flatten the curve.


Fauci is insane.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (K2hnC)

477 Tyrants always use food as a weapon. Because in the end food is what really matters.

health care before food isn't it?

Posted by: DanMan at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (XTiHL)

478 Let's try that link again.

https://fxn.ws/2Weg1FG

http://dailym.ai/2VR8Nsi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

479 Fixing and driving tanks tends to make a gal less fearful.

Yeah and I think some women are much less inclined toward fear (like my mom who thinks all this is ridiculous nonsense).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (KZzsI)

480 ====
Santa Barbara, Kalifornia moonbat central.
Did
I forget to mention that this store while not a Costco or Walmart is
just under that type. Was the go to for smaller restaurants.
I see the difference. TEXAS vs Kalifornia.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 01, 2020 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

God Blessed Texas

Yeah, Walmart, strangely, seems less well stocked than WinCo for some things we buy, but all in all, there's currently no shortage of meats. And I remember back to week 2 when the panic crowd cleaned out ALL the fresh meat coolers at WinCo, but were too stupid to wander over to the frozen food section where there was still plenty of chicken, beef and so forth.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (e284m)

481 Margot is the one in the straight jacket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2020 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)


Not anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:05 PM (hku12)

========

They buried her in one.

Just in case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 01, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)


Heh. Lots of garlic around the grave?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (hku12)

482 Old pics of Tara Reed = young pics of TVon Martin

Posted by: Yo! at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (lSCnb)

483 Montgomery Clift was an actor who famously cut his face to pieces when he went through a windshield. His career after that was based completely on how sorry for him Liz Taylor felt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2020 12:07 PM (V2Yro)

Yup....plus when he was younger he came back from Mexico and didn't shit right for a year and couldn't stop either. He caught something down there which really messed up his innards for the rest of his days.

Probably The Slims.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (Z+IKu)

484 364 How did they let Jennifer Grey on Dancing with the Stars? She trained for intensively for Dirty Dancing and her father was dancer, Joel Grey. So much for amateur status.
Posted by: Kilroy

they always have a ringer compete
sometimes a figure skater or gymnast

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 01, 2020 12:18 PM (G546f)

485 She is definitely in the top five. The accent helps.

Laura Bailey is #1 with a bullet for me. I could listen to her read the phone book and would clean the Aegean stables for her.

Tricia Helfer is not bad either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 12:15 PM (A5zUN)



I can find nothing to disagree with here. At all. Tricia Helfer as EDI. Yow.

Posted by: grognard at May 01, 2020 12:18 PM (sb+Cg)

486 Tara Reade is 56 or 57 and hasn't aged that well

I'm not saying that this is the case, but often when women are attacked or molested they create camouflage of a sort by not taking care or dressing nice, to hide from predators. Unfortunately, many when attacked as children they will go the opposite direction

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

487 482
Old pics of Tara Reed = young pics of TVon Martin

Posted by: Yo! at May 01, 2020 12:17 PM (lSCnb)
Perfect comparison

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:19 PM (e284m)

488 Many casualties from the Cruz Wars.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2020 12:19 PM (BAAVB)

489 So, what happened to NDH?

Banned?



KBDabear had a link to her twitter in his feed last night...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2020 12:20 PM (REHW6)

490 re-nood

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 01, 2020 12:20 PM (e284m)

491 331 Great. Wisconsin has cancelled the 4th of July fireworks in Milwaukee, Greek Fest, German Fest, and the EEA Fly-in on Oshkosh. The EEA isn't scheduled till the end of July. That tells you where this is going.

---

So far the Sheboygan JayCees have not cancelled the annual Bratwurst Day celebration. Knowing the JayCees they'll persist if they can. If they do, it will be huge because they'll be the only festival in the State.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 01, 2020 12:21 PM (7ZQe3)

492 At least with contemporary pictures of Reade, its how she looks today, they didn't have that excuse with Trayvon.

Many casualties from the Cruz Wars.

Yeah we lost a lot of online buddies in the 2016 primary and election

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2020 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

493 "It doesn't matter the fuck WHERE your product is, if you can't get your product into your customer's hands, YOUR SUPPLY CHAIN IS BROKEN."

This just shows that "the supply chain is broken" is an almost uselessly vague statement.

Posted by: Chris M at May 01, 2020 12:23 PM (eAZVt)

494 The Democrats are trying to cancel summer. I predict they will fail.

Posted by: Chris M at May 01, 2020 12:24 PM (eAZVt)

495 114 claudia black, not hot

in fairness she is english so she is hot for them.
Posted by: not so at May 01, 2020 11:30 AM (HALdu)

Amanda. Also English. But hot.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2020 12:25 PM (qyH+l)

496 Sigh. Just shoot me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 12:10 PM (85Gof)

You can always come here and drink on the patio with me.

The fvcking rain may put a damper on it though....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2020 12:28 PM (dLLD6)

497 "Blue state getting paid federal dollars for each Covid death.

As always, always follow the money.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 11:34 AM"

Winner.

Posted by: Joe at May 01, 2020 12:31 PM (wmfhQ)

498 Addendum to the dying thread____

A scene in a story I wrote (linked in nic) was "inspired" by a scene in Farscape.

And a character vaguely recalled Crichton's magnificent line while attired in the craziest outfit:

"HUMANS ARE SUPERIOR!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story
at May 01, 2020 12:35 PM (oBghv)

499 Agree that the most prominent folks releasing their inner Stalin have been Democrats, but let's also take notes for the next primary election as to those Republican leaders who also have released their inner Stalin.

Posted by: civil truth at May 01, 2020 12:36 PM (ymrPC)

500 Female INTJ here -- except when writing fiction, when it's INTP.

Posted by: Empire1 at May 01, 2020 12:39 PM (083IU)

501 FARSCAPE!!
My favorite science fiction show. I was really bummed when they canceled it.

I can't find the whole show here in China. Only season 3. Its probably banned for some reason. SIGH

I do have the series on the NAS though. I will have to start watching it again.
Thanks for the memory lane trip. Stargate will be next.
Claudia was good looking in the series, at least I thought so. She was an obvious workout nut. You should see her tummy in some of the episodes.

Posted by: Thorisin at May 01, 2020 12:42 PM (SHO/y)

502 I tried to like Farscape but I only got about 4 episodes in.

I watched Stargate for 7 seasons before finally giving up. It's just plain boring.

Posted by: Terry at May 01, 2020 12:59 PM (Y9uNK)

503 who?: Carley Garfinkle.

Posted by: saf at May 01, 2020 02:13 PM (5IHGB)

504 I think I gained 5 pounds just looking at that ice cream pic. Wow that looked good!

Posted by: Jerzy Sobon at May 01, 2020 02:18 PM (teRzu)

505
The ya ya sisterhood wont defend you when your ex husband decapitates you.

Posted by: MHK at May 01, 2020 02:34 PM (iQIUe)

506 As soon as I saw Claudia Black, I KNEW the next picture would be Ben Browder.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at May 01, 2020 04:23 PM (0tmoY)

507 Claudia Black and Ben Browder from Farscape.

Posted by: Gem at May 01, 2020 08:27 PM (kIHih)

508 Nice to see all the Farscape recognition here. Not too shabby for a 20-year-old space opera with puppets.

To give credit where it's due, The Creature Shop did some fantastic work there... but also some not-so-fantastic. I have a special fondness for Sparky, aka Rygel.

Word is, new episodes are being shopped, and Amazon is interested. The response when Farscape went up on Prime recently was several multipliers more than what they anticipated, and the producers (O'Bannon and Manning) have been talking to them. The original cast is all in, with the sad exception of Jonathan Hardy, who voiced Rygel, who died several years ago.

We shall see!

Posted by: quietI at May 02, 2020 02:51 AM (T0lUe)

509 Spot The Difference:

CBF: Was "violated" by a teenager at a party where too much alcohol was consumed (if you believe that too)

TR: Was violated by a US Senator of twenty years standing.

Posted by: 370H55V at May 03, 2020 09:21 PM (WusEB)

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