Media Continues Grappling With Question of How to Bury Tara Reade Allegations While Still Pretending to be Journalists

The Washington Post makes a couple of easy "demands" -- that Joe Biden actually answer whether he raped a woman instead of letting his female surrogates spin on his behalf, and that he open up his records for examination.

Records which he has surely purged at least 25 years ago.

From The Post's Editorial Board: Biden himself should address the Tara Reade allegations and release relevant records https://t.co/0MVmyfYEs3
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 29, 2020

Democrats and the alleged "advocacy groups" for women are also pretending they really care about the issue they've spent five years shrieking that they really care about.

From the New York Times:

Finally, several of the womens'groups prepared a public letter that praised Mr. Biden’s work as an "outspoken champion for survivors of sexual violence" but also pushed him to address the allegation from Tara Reade, a former aide who worked in Mr. Biden’s Senate office in the early 1990s.
...
Then Mr. Biden’s team heard about the advocates’ effort. According to people involved in the discussions, the group put the letter on hold as it began pressuring Biden advisers to push the candidate to make a statement himself before the end of April, which is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Along with liberal organizers, they urged him to acknowledge the importance of survivors and the need for systemic change around issues of sexism and assault.
Nearly two weeks later, Mr. Biden and his campaign have yet to make that statement, and the advocates have not released their letter. The Biden campaign has said little publicly beyond saying that women deserve to be heard and insisting that the allegation is not true; privately, Biden advisers have circulated talking points urging supporters to deny that the incident occurred.
As two more women have come forward to corroborate part of Ms. Reade's allegation, the Biden campaign is facing attacks from the right and increasing pressure from the left to address the issue. And liberal activists find themselves in a tense standoff with a candidate they want to support but who they say has made little attempt to show leadership on an issue that resonates deeply with their party's base.

Don't read too much into these posturings, because that's all they are.

They're going to continue defending this senile rapist to their last breath.

But the problem is that his current strategy makes them look like unspeakable hacks and hypocrites.

They are that, of course, and proudly. But they don't like it being this obvious.

All they're really demanding is that Biden say "This woman is a liar, don't believe her" so they can echo "This woman is a liar, that's why we don't believe her." They just want Biden to throw them any help at all so that they don't look quite as bad as they do now.

All that's happening now is that the media are telling Biden, publicly, that the previous Biden/Media strategy of just pretending this story doesn't exist is not working and will not hold. The Media isn't changing its spots -- it's just asking its boss the DNC for a new strategy or for permission to implement their own strategies.

If you have any doubts about that -- well, ultrahack Ben Smith is among the people supposedly suddenly concerned about Democrat rape.

The thing about Reade story — and many like it — is that media decision-makers still operate under illusion they control whether it's a story. Why not shortcut the handwringing, and ask Biden to open his personal papers to inspection, which is where this is headed anyway?
— Ben Smith (@benyt) April 29, 2020

They're not concerned about Democrat Rape. They're concerned about being forced to admit they're not concerned about Democrat Rape, that's all.

Meanwhile, here's an update on how many times the media has actually asked Joe Biden about the credibly-alleged rape.

Spoiler alert: It's still zero.

Joe Biden has now done 19 interviews spanning nearly 4 hours in the 5 weeks since March 24, the day a former staffer in his U.S. Senate office came forward to accuse him of sexual assault. None of the 142 questions asked by his interviewers have been on the allegations.
Biden, from a studio in the basement of his Delaware home, has been interviewed by reporters from major networks including CNN and MSNBC, as well as local stations across the country since Tara Reade's allegation was reported by the Intercept in March. Biden has still not publicly commented on the accusation from Reade, who says the then-senator pinned her against a wall and penetrated her with his fingers in 1993 when she was a staff assistant in his office.

Seems to me that if the media thinks that Biden should answer questions about this, they could, you know, ask Biden some questions about that.

But they don't want to -- he might be unprepared for that and flub the answer.

Plus, they'd be attacked by their fellow lunatic liberals for practicing something concocted to look like journalism.

So they want Biden to repeat a scripted, practiced, taped and edited statement that they can use as his answer.

Or to give them permission to ask him about it.

Our brave firefighters, huh?

Posted by: Ace at 06:49 PM

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1 Today, Biden is senile.30 yrs ago, he was penile.

Posted by: jb at April 29, 2020 06:50 PM (T2wkl)

2 rd

Posted by: Cosda at April 29, 2020 06:51 PM (wzMnT)

3 The Daily Caller has a piece today stating the D.C. police changed Reade's report from "active" to "inactive." She made the report on April 9th, so they performed an inclusive, thorough sexual assault investigation in twenty days and now made the case inactive? Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2020 06:51 PM (VWp7G)

4
omg i read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2020 06:51 PM (SFAhl)

5 >>>omg i read the content.

Pfft, rookie.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2020 06:52 PM (VWp7G)

6 Pretending ain't working any more. There's no objective journalism, only an objective, to push a narrative that favors the left

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 29, 2020 06:53 PM (zUdXR)

7 The big question with these rapists and molester types, since we all know this is how they roll, is:

"How many times have they done this and gotten away with it?".

A trail of tears.......it will be debunked like Comet Pizza because democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2020 06:54 PM (Z+IKu)

8 I nooded below.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2020 06:55 PM (VWp7G)

9 Are we supposed to believe Biden wrote "Fingerbanged an intern" in his diary on date X, 1993?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2020 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

10 This won't go away. POTUS is too big to hide this one, and drawing out the agony is a dumb thing to do. Like taking off a band-aid do this early and fast and get it over with and then go back to something else. When something new comes up you can claim "old news". This drip, drip, dripping stuff out is stupid and ultimately deadly - you are giving time for the idea of "Joe Biden, molester and rapist" to seep into people's minds.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 06:56 PM (sGfPf)

11 So the FBI went to interview Flynn with the intent to get him to lie and get him fired.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 29, 2020 06:56 PM (dKiJG)

12 >>> Are we supposed to believe Biden wrote "Fingerbanged an intern" in his diary on date X, 1993?

It's Biden. Do you really think that's out of the realm of possibility?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2020 06:56 PM (VWp7G)

13 "I did not have digital relations with that woman . . . with Ms. Reade. My word as a Biden!"

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 29, 2020 06:56 PM (k4dH2)

14 I still cannot imagine a scenario where they let this incoherent cadaver stay at the top of the ticket.

Me? What I really want to know are ALL the congressional sexual harassment settlements.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 06:57 PM (XrCyE)

15 It's my understanding that they're going to get a large black woman to actively point out that her sexual abuse as a young woman wasn't authentic.

Oopsies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 06:57 PM (L+kF6)

16 Cover it with a pillow until it stops moving.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

17 This won't go away because Trump WILL pull it out when it suits him and he will beat Slow Joe around the head, neck and ears with it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2020 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

18 >>> Joe Biden has now done 19 interviews spanning nearly 4 hours in the 5 weeks

Such stamina!

The President, on the other hand, did two hour press conferences day after day, no scripted softballs.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2020 06:57 PM (NGm/n)

19 So the #MeToo torpedo is circling around, shades of Red October... what was the quote, "You arrogant ass! You've killed us!"

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 29, 2020 06:57 PM (zUdXR)

20 The Daily Caller has a piece today stating the D.C. police changed Reade's report from "active" to "inactive." She made the report on April 9th, so they performed an inclusive, thorough sexual assault investigation in twenty days and now made the case inactive? Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

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Wow! They're like TV cops!

23 minutes past the hour: "We got the DNA back. He's not our guy."

Posted by: RKae at April 29, 2020 06:58 PM (d3jyH)

21 we lost power for almost an hour in our neighborhood
no idea why

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 06:58 PM (G546f)

22 9 Are we supposed to believe Biden wrote "Fingerbanged an intern" in his diary on date X, 1993?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2020 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

Yearbook.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

23 "7 The big question with these rapists and molester types, since we all know this is how they roll, is:

"How many times have they done this and gotten away with it?".

A trail of tears.......it will be debunked like Comet Pizza because democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2020 06:54 PM (Z+IKu) "

This, exactly.

All the outrage will be gone like tears in the rain.

Time for beer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (cqteU)

24 9 Are we supposed to believe Biden wrote "Fingerbanged an intern" in his diary on date X, 1993?
______________

No. Reade says she filed a complaint about Biden's conduct at the time. So there should be a record of his response to her formal complaint in his senate records.

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (k4dH2)

25 I don't get why Republicans are pouncing on this scandal. We want Sleepy Joe running for president. Trump would lose to anybody else.

Posted by: Sam Baezi at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (SKkKl)

26 Once upon a time, The Onion had a piece about Barry becoming a serial killer and how to the media would handle it.

It's pretty much reality now.

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (ZCiJZ)

27 They are setting it up.

a) records are released U of D.
b) records contain nothing relevant or have been purged
c) accusations are "discredited"
d) nothing to see here, move along folks

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (2GOrZ)

28 the FBI went to interview Flynn with the intent to get him to lie and get him fired

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Seems like a lot of trouble to go through for honest folks who take hand-written notes of their interviews.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (L+kF6)

29 Just ignore it....we'll understand.

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (X/Pw5)

30
It can't be rape, because Finger Joe is also Senile Joe.

He can't remember a thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (sy5kK)

31 Trump would lose to anybody else.

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Show your work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:00 PM (L+kF6)

32 23 minutes past the hour: "We got the DNA back. He's not our guy."

To his credit, Biden does look better than Jerry Orbach currently.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:00 PM (XrCyE)

33 Dem leaders will easily sidestep this issue - Let the media cover it, and to the extent they can't, talk about one "questionable episode" against what they'll describe as Trump's lifelong abuse of women.

The problem they'll have longer-term is that their
"Kavanaugh strategy" is dead. Someone who didn't know Kavanaugh, couldn't give a date, couldn't give a place, and had no one to back up her story? Sorry, your concern for "victims" has been exposed as BS, and the facts just don't measure up.

Posted by: Wally at April 29, 2020 07:00 PM (V5EEH)

34 Cherry, cherry pie.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2020 07:01 PM (XhWtx)

35 Ace, are you recovering yet?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2020 07:01 PM (yL25O)

36 Is it assault if I didn't get past the 2nd knuckle?

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:01 PM (MpfQD)

37 Top 50.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 29, 2020 07:01 PM (Dhht7)

38 To his credit, Biden does look better than Jerry Orbach currently.
________________

To know for sure, we'd have to dig Jerry up. Depending on how good the embalmer was, it's not a sure thing by any means.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 29, 2020 07:01 PM (k4dH2)

39 Joe will get dumped from the ticket and then a week later he'll launch his podcast on Spotify.

Posted by: Sam Baezi at April 29, 2020 07:02 PM (SKkKl)

40 34 Cherry, cherry pie.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2020 07:01 PM (XhWtx)

Taste so good bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Swing it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

41 It was finger, but it wasn't finger-finger.

Posted by: RKae at April 29, 2020 07:02 PM (d3jyH)

42 25 I don't get why Republicans are pouncing on this scandal. We want Sleepy Joe running for president. Trump would lose to anybody else.
Posted by: Sam Baezi at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (SKkKl)

Bullshit.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:02 PM (MpfQD)

43 Wyatt, you are an exceptionally good nood-er.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:02 PM (l4G13)

44 Utterly astonishing, that they can get away with this. Of course their fellow "journalists" cover for them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2020 07:02 PM (rpbg1)

45 Sorry for the O/T, but Martha McCallum is going to be talking about the FBI's released documents.

*rubs hands together* *ponders what liquor to drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2020 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

46 ace: Don't read too much into these posturings, because that's all they are.

They're going to continue defending this senile rapist to their last breath.

*****

I hope you are right. I really do.

But I have the suspicion that they really are getting ready to dump Biden and replace him who has a better chance of beating Trump, like Bernie.

It will violate all their DNC party rules, but they will do it.

My two pesos.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 07:03 PM (Ae67h)

47 Here's the deal. She, Tara, was well fucked.

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 29, 2020 07:03 PM (E7vND)

48 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (dlZr1)

49 Are we supposed to believe Biden wrote "Fingerbanged an intern" in his diary on date X, 1993?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2020 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

Only if he plagiarized it would he have wrote it

Posted by: batterup at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (K4I9O)

50 Ben Had, Imonna make that tasty-sounding dish after we return from our Gulf Coast beach "vaycay" (beach is partially closed) week after next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

51 Pie. Pie

Me Oh MY

Didn't you people see "Michael"?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (l4G13)

52 who has a better chance of beating Trump, like Bernie.

What in the hell are you smoking, man?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (XrCyE)

53 Sounds like this is an interview for Donna Brazille. .

Donna can write the interview script and then the handlers can load the animatronic rapist skeletor...hoping the idiot wont drool on himself and short circuit the set up.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (xXx5y)

54 We gave to allow for the possibility that Biden had no memory of what happened between 1960 and 2008.

Posted by: Dirt McGirt at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (YDbOS)

55 OT silliness
sound on
Coronavirus horse race

https://youtu.be/Fn8MxJx_erk

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (G546f)

56 One of the saddest things that I have observed over my lifetime is the way women and Black Americans of both sexes allow the Dims to treat them and then DEFEND them.

If you have access to Facebook, look at some of the absolutely vile comments made by Black women to Candace Owens or others who call out the Dims. Black men do it as well. Never forget how they treated Clarence Thomas, one of the great legal minds of all time whose success story was an inspiration to us all.

As for women, they know that powerful Dim men get a pass on sexual assault and even physical battery. They know they are supposed to "take one for the Dim team" by not making an outcry or report. When one of those women does report it or try to get justice, she is marginalized and ruined. It is not pretty. Ask Juanita or now, Tara.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (kXoT0)

57 >>*rubs hands together* *ponders what liquor to drink*

All of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

58 Martha McCallum is going to be talking about the FBI's released documents.

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I'm amazed nothing illegal was done at any point in all of this. That really is impressive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (L+kF6)

59
I'm fin-gering the cooch
Just fin-gering the cooch
What a glorious feeling
And I'm happy again.

Posted by: Joe "Gene Kelly"Biden at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

60 "It's not assault if she liked it, and all the ladies like it when I finger fuck them, especially the lower-level staffers!"

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (k4dH2)

61 Why would the US Senate records about Tara Reade's Sexual Harassment be stored in Joe Biden's Official Senate Papers?

Does the accused murderer get to store the gun, blood and clothing evidence in his files? Does the accused bank robber get the money stored in his savings account?

Why aren't the Sexual Harassment records stored with the US Senate Sergeant at Arms, or another US Senate Office?

Posted by: rd at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (+0uDE)

62 That fuckin cunt romney is taking pot shots at PDT again...My Bet, before the election this cock sucker changes parties

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (85Gof)

63 Trump WILL pull it out when it suits him.....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2020 06:57
--------------------------------
Phrasing still a thing?

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (Dhht7)

64 It's not really finger-banging if she is wearing pantyhose.
She was wearing pantyhose.

Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (1g7ch)

65 *rubs hands together* *ponders what liquor to drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2020 07:03 PM
(ptqGC)

What's in the cabinet?

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (X/Pw5)

66 Jane, great but I want you to be brutal in your assessment and what you would change.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (l4G13)

67 What does outspoken champion for survivors of sexual abuse mean? Does Senile Predator Joe speak with his penis?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

68 I'd pay actual money for Biden to ask Trump to sniff his fingers during a debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

69 The John Lennon tune Across the Universe keeps running through my head, but instead of the mantra Gia guru dai om I hear Vi fu they, ,which is Portuguese for go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (6/uwW)

70 56 One of the saddest things that I have observed over my lifetime is the way women and Black Americans of both sexes allow the Dims to treat them and then DEFEND them.

If you have access to Facebook, look at some of the absolutely vile comments made by Black women to Candace Owens or others who call out the Dims. Black men do it as well. Never forget how they treated Clarence Thomas, one of the great legal minds of all time whose success story was an inspiration to us all.

As for women, they know that powerful Dim men get a pass on sexual assault and even physical battery. They know they are supposed to "take one for the Dim team" by not making an outcry or report. When one of those women does report it or try to get justice, she is marginalized and ruined. It is not pretty. Ask Juanita or now, Tara.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (kXoT0)

---

*smiles coldly*

Good thing bullets hurt more than mere words.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (RU4sa)

71 Willowed:

What does AZ and CA have to gain by busting their state down? Do they think it will give them a better chance at federal money?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2020 06:51 PM (v8zv4)

"Arizona Governor Sits on Board of Group Doing Testing, Affiliate of Prospective Coronavirus Vaccine Maker"

So the AZ governor may have competing interests in whether or not he opens up the state. On one hand, people free to do their own business. On the other, taxpayer dollars for testing going into a "nonprofit" that he helps preside over. What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (nu45M)

72 Please, oh please, don't blow this up until Joey Fingers has the nomination in hand. Because if they nominate Raul Castro's jack sock, it would be a stronger candidate than this late stage dementia patient rapist.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 29, 2020 07:07 PM (xwFYh)

73 Well, husband is back with takeout.

Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

74 67 What does outspoken champion for survivors of sexual abuse mean? Does Senile Predator Joe speak with his penis?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

Turns his ballsack sideways, then makes it talk like a puppet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

75 How can any "conservative " continue to insist Joe is a wonderful person?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

76 Hello sailor.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (COzlW)

77 "There is no way to know whether Ms. Reade worked for my office or whether we had any contact as any records from that time period were discarded 25 minutes ago)." - Joe Biden

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (0jZvB)

78 No. Reade says she filed a complaint about Biden's conduct at the time. So there should be a record of his response to her formal complaint in his senate records.
Posted by: Slow Joe at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (k4dH2)

Naw, that portion of the files has extensive smoke damage from BJ Clinton's exploding cigar.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (kXoT0)

79 They haven't asked Biden about a credible sexual assault but they ask Trump how he feels about killing more people than we lost in Vietnam. The Press is definitely non partisan.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (2DOZq)

80 I have no doubt this happened. It's how dems treat women. JFK made one of his intern harem blow his chief of staff. This is known. They don't care so long as they can murder their babies. Dem women get exactly what dem women deserve.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (87EdW)

81 Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (G546f)

Too funny. Almost peed my pants.

Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (nvc6v)

82 24
9 Are we supposed to believe Biden wrote "Fingerbanged an intern" in his diary on date X, 1993?

______________

No. Reade says she filed a complaint about Biden's conduct at the
time. So there should be a record of his response to her formal
complaint in his senate records.

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (k4dH2)

Not if I get there first.

Posted by: Zombie Sandy Berger at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (ofIwF)

83 Mitt Romney has as much national influence right now as my dog.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (XrCyE)

84 62 That fuckin cunt romney is taking pot shots at PDT again...My Bet, before the election this cock sucker changes parties
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (85Gof)

Just a formality at this point. Also, addition by subtraction.

Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:08 PM (LKUbu)

85 What has Biden actually done for survivors of sexual abuse?
I assume nothing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

86 "It all depends on what the meaning of 'finger' is"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 29, 2020 07:09 PM (+xeiL)

87 Insomniac @ 30- errr, was thinking of Frank Zappa and the Mothers. Did I get it wrong?

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2020 07:09 PM (XhWtx)

88 Pervo Joe doesn't even know what day it is. I'm sure he can say with perfect honesty that he doesn't even know who this woman is.

Posted by: RobertM at April 29, 2020 07:09 PM (lEqw+)

89 The nice thing about all this is I don't have to feel bad when these people get what's coming to them.

Posted by: Geechy Guy at April 29, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

90 Alright, now Insom owes me a new glass of wine and a roll of paper towels.

I'm taking this out of your check.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (l4G13)

91 68 I'd pay actual money for Biden to ask Trump to sniff his fingers during a debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

.....

That's the most not right thing I've read in some time.

Cheers!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (DWRop)

92 Biden makes my skin crawl. Just like Clinton.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (Vf4Y7)

93 8 I nooded below.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2020 06:55 PM (VWp7G)

We have seen it all before.

Posted by: Female US SEcret Service Agents on Pool Duty at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (+0uDE)

94 All women's groups care about is that he's pro abortion, that's it. For the greater good, of course.

Posted by: brak at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (cG+eD)

95 What I find interesting is how many people there are that insulate themselves from hearing a story like this (or the virus), yet feel they should go out on social media and parrot back the CNN/Maddow/NYTimes talking points. if you start tossing real stories back at them, they won't read them, but act like they are somehow more knowledgeable than you.They just reveal themselves to be dumb to anyone but other true believers

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (JKNZq)

96 Does Senile Predator Joe speak with his penis?

They have long conversations.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

97 Posted by: rd at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM (+0uDE)

Who writes the rules the senate must follow?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

98 I like that shot up tom. It makes Biden like like John McCaine.

Granted, one that was assembled wrong, but still he has that lacquered old pol look with the power tie you know was knotted by an assistant or dresser.

Looks very natural. Perfect for viewing.

Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (bMMCK)

99 Yeti

Sasquatch

Nessie

Biden debate

The first three are possible.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (XrCyE)

100 All of this grappling is making me tired.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (XScQZ)

101 Biden makes my skin crawl. Just like Clinton.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (Vf4Y7)

Better put some ice on that....

Posted by: Billy Jeff, Rapist in Chief at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (Z+IKu)

102 One of the saddest things that I have observed over my lifetime is the way women and Black Americans of both sexes allow the Dims to treat them and then DEFEND them.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (kXoT0)

Don't forget the Jewish voter . That one boggles my mind the most.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (2DOZq)

103 68
I'd pay actual money for Biden to ask Trump to sniff his fingers during a debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

Now that's there funny, no matter who you are.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (ofIwF)

104 For the Juanita Broaddrick story, the media's response was Sam Donaldson asking Bill Clinton a question, his response was 'My attorney made a statement. I have no further comment.' That was the last time the media asked about it.
This includes NBC which ran the story after holding it up to not mess up Clinton's impeachment acquittal, causing them to get scooped by Drudge and eventually the Wall Street Journal editorial page.

Posted by: MikeN at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (o/eHL)

105 heh

Biden in Hidin

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (+xeiL)

106 Who writes the rules the senate must follow?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

Who writes the songs that make the young girls cry?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (q1Pj5)

107 https://youtu.be/Fn8MxJx_erk
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (G546f)

That was good. I hope someone names their horse something like that

Posted by: batterup at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (K4I9O)

108 All women's groups

I prefer "Communist Harridan Baby Butchers," but to each his own.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (XrCyE)

109 Posted by: Geechy Guy at April 29, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

You from the low country?

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (X/Pw5)

110 I figured out some time ago that Democrats like to publicly humiliate women, starting with their spouses.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (JKNZq)

111
Tara, there's something to be said for speaking up before Hillary Clinton pays you to do it.

Like, maybe WAY before. Maybe when you might have prevented him from furtively fingering other women's vaginas during brief hallway encounters, as he certainly continued to do after your brief tenure in his office.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (BOr8Z)

112 Trump can use "My opponent, who is credibly accused of rape, wants to.... " multiple times in the (not going to happen) debates.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (XScQZ)

113 61 Why would the US Senate records about Tara Reade's Sexual Harassment be stored in Joe Biden's Official Senate Papers?

Does the accused murderer get to store the gun, blood and clothing evidence in his files? Does the accused bank robber get the money stored in his savings account?

Why aren't the Sexual Harassment records stored with the US Senate Sergeant at Arms, or another US Senate Office?
____________________

There should be copies in whatever senate office handled sexual harrassment complaints back then, but Biden's office would have had copies too. There should have been paperwork going back and forth between Biden's office and whoever in the senate was investigating the complaint. At the very least, there should be a copy of Biden's denial of her accusation in his office papers.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (k4dH2)

114 I don't see how any sentient species can look at a photo of Joe and think that's the man he wants in high office.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

115 Biden is dumb, but he has a highly developed reptile brain. He's a snake

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (9TdxA)

116 batterup. I have a horse that is registered as Lies and Rumors.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (l4G13)

117
Starting to look at those FBI docs just uncovered.

Even with all of that text still blacked out, they sure lied to Flynn and set him up.

String up these traitorous cocksuckers in the FBI.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

118 You know who else used to issue statements from his basement? Actually, it was a bunker.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (C1Lsn)

119 Trumps new nickname for Biden should be fingerin' joe. Or rapey joe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (XScQZ)

120 Paresis, is that a word?

Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (bMMCK)

121 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)

122 Don't forget the Jewish voter . That one boggles my mind the most.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:11 PM (2DOZq)

Yeah, especially given just how Anti-Semitic the Dim party truly is. I don't know how they can overlook that, but, they do--it's not like the Dims hide it. I think the Jews, especially NYC Jews, would get on the trains if someone told them they were being taken to vote instead of to the camps.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (kXoT0)

123 Biden is dumb, but he has a highly developed reptile brain. He's a snake

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (9TdxA)

That high forehead....all limbic system.

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (X/Pw5)

124 52 who has a better chance of beating Trump, like Bernie.

What in the hell are you smoking, man?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:04 PM (XrCyE)

*****

Crack. Why? Are you holding?

It's not an endorsement of Bernie. But I think he is now a more dangerous opponent than Biden.

YMMV.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (Ae67h)

125 Get back to me on how Joe Biden is handling the pandemic, you idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (XrCyE)

126 121 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)

Hahahaha.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (MpfQD)

127 Trumps new nickname for Biden should be fingerin' joe. Or rapey joe.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (XScQZ)

Touchy Joe.

Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (LKUbu)

128 See, what you don't understand is, down home in Scranton, if you put your hand up a girls skirt, you are commonlaw married. To in joes mind, she was his wife.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (XScQZ)

129 That fuckin cunt romney is taking pot shots at PDT again...My Bet, before the election this cock sucker changes parties
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:05 PM

----

He won't change parties, he will just publicly announce his actual party membership.

Posted by: rd at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (+0uDE)

130 Insomniac @ 30- errr, was thinking of Frank Zappa and the Mothers. Did I get it wrong?
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2020 07:09 PM

You did. It was Johnny and the mothers. Trust me...I know this grapevine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

131 121 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)

At first glance I thought you spoke of Biden's fondling of the pandemic, which makes sense to me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

132 May all these slugs suffer a fatal grapple with the grippe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2020 07:16 PM (DZ9PA)

133 About sums it up.

@DevinNunes

Clear now that General Flynn was set up by dirty cops at the highest levels of our government...

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)

134 When Clinton was elected I said there's no way possible that we could have a more immoral, crooked , ethic free President and then along came Obama and I said never say never but still never could someone be worse. Then we almost had Hillary Clinton who was worse than both her husband and Obama. Surely I could say it could never happen again. Someone is screwing with me.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:16 PM (2DOZq)

135 "You from the low country?"

No. Stinky old sock.

Posted by: Geechy Guy at April 29, 2020 07:16 PM (Tnijr)

136 Who writes the rules the senate must follow?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

On the floor, I think it's Jefferson's Rules of Order, via their parliamentarian.

In their Office, there should be rules pointing back to the Rules of Order.

But whether the Rules of Order are updated to incorporate new laws and regulations, I don't know.

Posted by: Adriane the Late Night Critic ... at April 29, 2020 07:17 PM (LPnfS)

137 >>> Even with all of that text still blacked out, they sure lied to Flynn and set him up.

String up these traitorous cocksuckers in the FBI.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Just read through how the agents had prepared answers for how to respond to Flynn if he "becomes suspicious" (my words) about the reason for the interview.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (r+QZo)

138 I think that democrat women hate themselves. Why that is so is a puzzler, daddy issues I guess. Democrat party does not win without the black woman voter.

Posted by: azalea city at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (WX+x0)

139 I'm sensing a flaming skull as soon as ace reads JackStraw's email

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (l4G13)

140 PDT should just refer to slow joe as AH FEFFE...Ya gotta know the joke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (85Gof)

141 Man, the panel on Fox tonight was looking rough. Okay, Katie looked fine, with enough lip gloss to lubricate a submarine shaft, but Jonah looked like a wino. Seriously, dude, find a comb and apply it to your scalp, your beard, probably your pubes as well. Michael Crowley from the NYT just didn't even register, other than to say that China is Trump's fault.

Posted by: pep at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

142 I'd pay actual money for Biden to ask Trump to sniff his fingers during a debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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I'm expecting Biden to just unzip and whiz at his lectern with a great big "Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Posted by: RKae at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (d3jyH)

143 Surely I could say it could never happen again. Someone is screwing with me.
______________

We are, and it's really fun!

Don't bitch about it, or we'll make it even worse!

Posted by: The Universe at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (k4dH2)

144

Investigation by the NY Times of the Biden fingerrape?

Let's see the details, Democrat mouthpieces.

Oh, right, you don't have them.

Whooooosh!

Fuch you, azzhole liars. You all should be swinging by the neck from a lamp post.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (sy5kK)

145 I have a horse that is registered as Lies and Rumors.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:13 PM (l4G13)

that is funny - it's a mare right? I figured if it was a stallion it would be "get into a fistfight and have a beer and get over it" or if it were a gelding it would be "false promises"

Please name the next one "social distancing" that is hilarious

Posted by: batterup at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (K4I9O)

146 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.

-

I'm going to need some diagrams and simple explanations to help me understand Joe's role in the federal response.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (L+kF6)

147 118 You know who else used to issue statements from his basement? Actually, it was a bunker.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (C1Lsn)

----

Biden Bunker

Posted by: rd at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (+0uDE)

148 Who writes the rules the senate must follow?

The democrats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (XScQZ)

149 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)

I have to admit I am a strong advocate of the 'do nothing' approach.
Doesn't mean I'll vote for Creepy Joe Biden because he did nothing... mostly because he was in no position to do anything.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (1g7ch)

150 Just read through how the agents had prepared answers for how to respond to Flynn if he "becomes suspicious" (my words) about the reason for the interview.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (r+QZo)

He never should have met with them at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)

151
" ... They don't care so long as they can murder their babies. ... "

Well, to their real boss, the baby-killing is non-negotiable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (cqteU)

152 125 Get back to me on how Joe Biden is handling the pandemic, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (XrCyE)

*********

Who is this addressed to?

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (Ae67h)

153 I'm going to need some diagrams and simple explanations to help me understand Joe's role in the federal response.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (L+kF6)

Office of the future president elect.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (XScQZ)

154 >>I'm sensing a flaming skull as soon as ace reads JackStraw's email

He never reads my emails, Ben. He hate me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

155 Democrat party does not win without the black woman voter.
Posted by: azalea city at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (WX+x0)

AND White womens' time and MONEY.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (kXoT0)

156 yes, God forbid they ask Biden off the cuff ... he might stammer and ask what her name is again ... "what color hair did she have, cuz gee, I fingered so many young women and girls, but this Tara Reade name doesn't doesn't ring a bell ... come on man, it's just the tips of my fingers, just a friendly way to say hello"

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

157 What else is in Joe Biden's basement ?

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (MpfQD)

158 >>I'm sensing a flaming skull as soon as ace reads JackStraw's email

He never reads my emails, Ben. He hate me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

Ace has email?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

159
125 Get back to me on how Joe Biden is handling the pandemic, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (XrCyE)

*********

Who is this addressed to?

Posted by: El Jefe

The Universe?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (t6DA7)

160 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)
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Oh for crying out loud. The only thing Biden has handled was his intern.

Posted by: bluebell at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (/669Q)

161 Everyone involved in the Flynn persecution needs to reassigned to Kiska for tennyears.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (DZ9PA)

162 The Deep State is on a Ventilator & not from the Chinese Lung Aids

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (Pecgp)

163 batterup, the stud colt was named Rough Trade. who was sired by Hard Knocking.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (l4G13)

164 He hate me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

Also a former XFL running back.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (MpfQD)

165 He never reads my emails, Ben. He hate me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

Ace is a Yankee fan?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (85Gof)

166 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)

I too approve of Joe Biden's handling of the pandemic. Joe, secure in his basement, where he cannot do any lasting damage, is something I approve of.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (0QYMt)

167 Get back to me on how Joe Biden is handling the pandemic,

Bravely sitting in his basement babbling g incoherently, like 54% of the responders to that poll

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (XScQZ)

168 I'm serious when I say that I bet someone tries to explain that Biden was a Republican back when he forcibly penetrated that young lady.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (L+kF6)

169 So. Inslee showed us a bunch of graphs, all showing downward trends, but it's not low enough to let us out yet. We need to Be Better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (OzQGF)

170
To his credit, Biden does look better than Jerry Orbach currently.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:00 PM (XrCyE)

Which isn't all that hard, as Jerry has been mortadella for what, 10 years now.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (OneoG)

171 159
125 Get back to me on how Joe Biden is handling the pandemic, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2020 07:15 PM (XrCyE)

*********

Who is this addressed to?

Posted by: El Jefe

The Universe?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (t6DA7)

*****

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (Ae67h)

172 146 Martha McCallum actually asked Kelly Ann about it with a serious face.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (PsqmQ)

173 He never reads my emails, Ben. He hate me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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Maybe he doesn't recognize your name. You should have signed it from "Commenter."

Posted by: bluebell at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (/669Q)

174 What else is in Joe Biden's basement ?

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (MpfQD)

Six bottles of Raid Quick Kill in the blue cans.

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (q1Pj5)

175 Which isn't all that hard, as Jerry has been mortadella for what, 10 years now.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (OneoG)

Sixteen years

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (kXoT0)

176 What else is in Joe Biden's basement ?
Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM

Help. Me.

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Bates at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (rBtIz)

177 batterup, the stud colt was named Rough Trade. who was sired by Hard Knocking.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (l4G13)

Sounds like porn movies.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (2DOZq)

178 Biden: I will keep the US embassy in Jerusalem

LOL

The rent, she stay the same!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)

179
He never reads my emails, Ben. He hate me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

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Just last night, I was joking with the ol' lady about Rod Smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (BOr8Z)

180

I have never been polled in my life.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (t6DA7)

181
Saw a video yesterday, a parade of a line of police cars, fire trucks, ambulances, and honking cars that drove by the home of the SoDak governor Kristi Noem.

She didn't know it was coming, and an assistent said, "wave, the parade is for YOU", and she was visibly moved.

Noem did NOT shut down South Dakota.

Noem is an adult leader that makes decisions of the entire body of facts, not foolish emotion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

182 Martha McCallum actually asked Kelly Ann about it with a serious face.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (PsqmQ)

McCallum is an asshole, and i am being kind and on my better behavior

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (85Gof)

183 The Deep State is on a Ventilator & not from the Chinese Lung Aids

-

They're fine. Heck, they're getting a haircut every week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (L+kF6)

184 Ace has email?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

He doesn't read his own blog, what makes you think he reads e-mails? The last thing he read was the back of a box of Kaboom! and it left him too depressed to read again.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (0QYMt)

185 Joe ah say Joe, you need to get yo thumb out to ass so yo brain can git some O2.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (oYFyv)

186 I see lots of low hanging fruit with Biden and pathogens.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (8j6Fo)

187 All these polls a BS. Biden could F**k up a wet dream....

He thinks Corona Virus is a beer from Mexico...

What has Biden even said or done with regards to the Corona Bogus Virus? What is his plan? Where can I find it on the Internet? Why doesn't he go on National TV and work with Trump or present his plan ??

Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (qM84C)

188 What else is in Joe Biden's basement ?

mmph

mmph mmph!

Posted by: a lumpy girl-sized duct-taped blanket at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (+xeiL)

189 180

I have never been polled in my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (t6DA7)

Haha, loser

Posted by: Shep! at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (/6GbT)

190 Maybe he doesn't recognize your name. You should have signed it from "Commenter."

Posted by: bluebell at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM

This is almost not funny under the circumstances, but the other day I got a graduate death notice for a LTC Lurker.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (rBtIz)

191

"He hate me."

Heh, don't let that make you feel to overly special,,, or alone.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (KLdfT)

192 Well, one thing this whole General Flynn, et al, debacle has taught me is this:

Say nothing to the FBI without your attorney present and a recorder running. If they won't let you run a recorder, then refuse to say a word.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (kXoT0)

193 I DID NOT STICK MY FINGERS IN THAT WOMAN!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (QE8X6)

194 >>Just last night, I was joking with the ol' lady about Rod Smart.

I don't know why but that always makes me laugh like a moron.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)

195 Also a former XFL running back.
Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:21 PM (MpfQD)

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Also got drafted to the Chargers as an RB.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (BOr8Z)

196 So. Inslee showed us a bunch of graphs, all showing downward trends, but it's not low enough to let us out yet. We need to Be Better.

Great.
More graphs from "experts."
I bet they are from the gender studies department at Evergreen State.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (axyOa)

197 Well, at least he didn't brag about it.

Posted by: Becky Horowitz from Doylestown, PA at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (oYFyv)

198 I have never been polled in my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer

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Low hanging fruit. What is it?

Posted by: The Horde at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (r+QZo)

199 Kilroy, since no registered horse can have the same name sometimes you have to get really creative.

In the old stud books there is a mare named Figure 8 the Nun.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (l4G13)

200 I have never been polled in my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer

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And how do you feel about that?

[ ] Approve
[ ] Somewhat approve
[ ] Somewhat disapprove
[ ] Disapprove

Posted by: RKae at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (d3jyH)

201
You know how really weird things only happen to a friend's cousin's neighbor?

That's how polling is -- you and all the people you know don't get polled, and yet....

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (t6DA7)

202 I see lots of low hanging fruit with Biden and pathogens.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM

You can see Biden's junk?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:26 PM (rBtIz)

203 This is almost not funny under the circumstances, but the other day I got a graduate death notice for a LTC Lurker.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (rBtIz)
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Oh dear. God rest his (her?) soul, and I wonder if maybe he/she commented here.

Posted by: bluebell at April 29, 2020 07:26 PM (/669Q)

204 They should ask Jill, she will know.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)

205 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)

Lying to poll takers has become a national sport, thanks to Trump supporters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

206
And how do you feel about that?

[ ] Approve
[ ] Somewhat approve
[ ] Somewhat disapprove
[ ] Disapprove
[ ] LOL

Posted by: RKae at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (d3jyH)

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2020 07:27 PM (zr5Kq)

207 >>> Say nothing to the FBI without your attorney present and a recorder running. If they won't let you run a recorder, then refuse to say a word.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid

I mm thinking this may apply to any LEO from now on.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 29, 2020 07:27 PM (r+QZo)

208 136 Who writes the rules the senate must follow?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

On the floor, I think it's Jefferson's Rules of Order, via their parliamentarian.

In their Office, there should be rules pointing back to the Rules of Order.

But whether the Rules of Order are updated to incorporate new laws and regulations, I don't know.
Posted by: Adriane the Late Night Critic ... at April 29, 2020 07:17 PM (LPnfS)

IIRC, one of the first orders of business for any new Senate, after every election (ie every 2 years) is to adopt Senate Rules for that session, and those are the rules that will be followed. They usually are the same each time, but changes can be made. Ever since Harry Reid killed the filibuster for Federal Judges, that's never made it back in, and Blue Slip privileges are gonna be gone from now on as well. Those are just the first two examples that come to mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2020 07:27 PM (V2Yro)

209 I don't see how "grappling" works here. In the age of sail, it involved sailing next to an enemy ship, and throwing grappling irons, to hold the ships together. Then you board.

In other words, it's analogous to "seizing".

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2020 07:27 PM (ZbwAu)

210 I was already aware of the issues on the Gen. Flynn case and I'm happy to report the FBI has already conducted a hour long training seminar on how not to setup political enemies. Now we need to move on.

Posted by: Christopher Wray at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (4thlk)

211 "54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%. "

Outright fucking lies. These people should be lined up and ...

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (Tnijr)

212
27 years ago. Biden was 50 years old and thought he was so hawt he could stick his fingers in a 29-year-old babe and she'd love it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (SFAhl)

213 I figured out some time ago that Democrats like to publicly humiliate women, starting with their spouses.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (JKNZq)

Like Ted Kennedy spiking Joan's drinks when she was trying to get sober?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (y7DUB)

214 Whom did they poll? What is the political makeup of the poll? I bet it is not slewed toward F**kstaincrats !!!!!!!!!

Joke........

If Biden wins will Red States leave from the Union and form their own country and rid themselves of Pelosi, Schumer, and the rest of douche bags called Demoncrats ????? Just saying....

Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (qM84C)

215 Basement dweller Biden. Did Dr Jill lock him down there for his own safety?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (SchxB)

216 Ace has email?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

He doesn't read his own blog, what makes you think he reads e-mails? The last thing he read was the back of a box of Kaboom! and it left him too depressed to read again.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:24 PM (0QYMt)

I thought it was the sales tag for the IKEA Shelving Seconds rack.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (axyOa)

217
Jonah Goldberg dies his hair. Watching a delayed Brett Bair clip now.

No beard is that gray, and hair so dark without a gray hair.

He even misleads the nation with his fuching hair.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

218 I have never been polled in my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (t6DA7)

I have several times. It's demographics. I live in one of the most Conservative cities in Amurrica and in a nice neighborhood, which is probably 90% registered Republican, plus my age. So my answers give them that PoV.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (kXoT0)

219 Oh dear. God rest his (her?) soul, and I wonder if maybe he/she commented here.

Posted by: bluebell at April 29, 2020 07:26 PM

No. That was his actual family name. Lurker.

I feel bad about chuckling at an obit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (rBtIz)

220 "54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of North Korea to Trumps at 35%. "

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

221 I get polled every week or so. I'm always a 26-30 year old black woman who voted straight Democrat but am happy with Trump's performance and intend to vote for him in 2020.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:29 PM (L+kF6)

222 I mm thinking this may apply to any LEO from now on.
Posted by: Turn Two at April 29, 2020 07:27 PM (r+QZo)

Your lawyer has been saying this has applied for quite a long time now. "Anything you say can and WILL be used against you" is a way of life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2020 07:29 PM (V2Yro)

223 >>> I don't see how "grappling" works here. In the age of sail, it involved sailing next to an enemy ship, and throwing grappling irons, to hold the ships together. Then you board.

In other words, it's analogous to "seizing".
Posted by: Eeyore

Buddys in HS were wrestlers. Also known as grapplers.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 29, 2020 07:29 PM (r+QZo)

224
Every day feels like either a Friday or Saturday or Sunday, to me. Today feels like a Friday.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 29, 2020 07:29 PM (t6DA7)

225 Biden, from a studio in the basement of his Delaware home

Basement, bunker, what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (d0vJg)

226 I don't see why the Biden campaign wouldn't want him to be asked about Tara Reid. I have no doubt that he can, absolutely truthfully, say he has no idea who Tara Reid is. Hell, does he even know who Jill Biden is?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (ZbwAu)

227 Never say a word to any law enforcement.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (jaKgu)

228 In the old stud books there is a mare named Figure 8 the Nun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (l4G13)

Wow. Thinking Muldoon could come up with some good names.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (2DOZq)

229 Just last night, I was joking with the ol' lady about Rod Smart.

I don't know why but that always makes me laugh like a moron.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)

----------

Well, it was because she always gives kids silly nicknames, and I brought up the "He Hate Me" thing Smart did when he was in the XFL, so I showed her, and we were laughing and joking about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (BOr8Z)

230 "54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of ~~North Korea~~ Wakanda to Trumps at 35%. "
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (d0vJg)

231 I'm going to need some diagrams and simple explanations to help me understand Joe's role in the federal response.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:18 PM (L+kF6)

..............

Have whiteboard, will travel!

Posted by: Karl Dry Erase Rove at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (sZ+Qx)

232 AOC has indicated she can't support Creepy Joe. Alyssa Milano has said she can't support him but the neverTrumpers still adore him. For elitists they're pretty scummy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

233 ITS FUNNY CAUSE LAST YEAR BIDEN WAS FORCED TO APOLOGIZE DURING SEXUAL HARASSMENT AWARENESS MONTH FOR GROPING WOMEN IN PUBLIC.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (kx/Pp)

234 >>According to people involved in the discussions, the group put the letter on hold as it began pressuring Biden advisers to push the candidate to make a statement himself before the end of April, which is Sexual Assault Awareness Month.

If I want to be aware of sexual assault I can sniff my fingers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (0FTCx)

235 214 Whom did they poll? What is the political makeup of the poll? I bet it is not slewed toward F**kstaincrats !!!!!!!!!

I think it was ALL respondents, not registered voters, not likely voters. Which means, quite literally, that they included illegal aliens in their survey sample.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (V2Yro)

236 OANN just reported (probably not for the first time) that Trump has directed US intelligence agencies to find out what China and the WHO knew and when they knew it. Of course he said as much in the briefing earlier in the week (he said it was being investigaed by not by whom).

But it is a nice sign that we're moving into the "holding the bastards accountable" phase of the war.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (kOpft)

237 Inslee showed us a bunch of graphs, all showing downward trends, but it's not low enough to let us out yet. We need to Be Better.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (OzQGF)

Needs to do more testing.
Bump that positive case number up to extend the lockdown.

The old jackboot in the face.
It's a crowd pleaser.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (1g7ch)

238 >> I have never been polled in my life.

Every man should be Exit Polled, once in his life.

Posted by: Tom Ford at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (hK2jM)

239 This just means the media has been told the records have been checked to ensure that any trace of the complaint by Reade has been purged, and the purgers' tracks are adequately covered.

Incredible that there is nothing for weeks, then they all start asking for these records on the same day.

It will of course be the end of the story when nothing is found in the records.

Posted by: The Judge at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (GDjCl)

240 Never say a word to any law enforcement.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (jaKgu)

Sage Advise

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

241 @jsolomonreports

BREAKING: Officials confirm that the handwritten notes about catching FLynn in lie belong to Former FBI Counterintelligence Chief William Priestap and more explosive documents to be released in next few days.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

242 here's what I'm thinking:

Biden in his basement, two cameras:
Biden talks for maybe fifteen seconds looking at one camera:
"As Abe Lincoln said:" and a pic of Honest Abe.
Biden now looking at the other camera, talks for 15 or 20 seconds. He mentions FDR.
And a pic of FDR.

how to cut a 12 minutes piece of Old Joe in 8 hours.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (4a9Vv)

243 Northernlurker, it tells you something when on an issue, even AOC is morally ahead of the MSM.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

244 I am opposed to this sort of thing!

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (ofIwF)

245 54% of the femal Demoncrat women respondents prefer Joe Biden finger handling of North Korea to Trumps at 35%. "

Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (qM84C)

246 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling

In fairness, the man has a gift for handling.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (+xeiL)

247 36 Is it assault if I didn't get past the 2nd knuckle?
Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:01 PM (MpfQD)
______

No. He didn't put it in all the way, and he didn't enjoy it.

Worked for Bill.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (ZbwAu)

248 Biden, from a studio in the basement of his Delaware home

Basement, bunker, what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (d0vJg)

A basement by any other name, would still be as dank.

Posted by: Billy Shakespeare at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (q1Pj5)

249 I have never been polled in my life.

Ever been fingered?

Posted by: A Guy Named Joe at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (85Gof)

250 27 years ago. Biden was 50 years old and thought he was so hawt he could stick his fingers in a 29-year-old babe and she'd love it.

You want a man with a slow hand.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (LKUbu)

251 In the old stud books there is a mare named Figure 8 the Nun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (l4G13)

Wow. Thinking Muldoon could come up with some good names.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM

After 9/11, I wanted a race horse could name Suspicious Package.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (rBtIz)

252 "But it is a nice sign that we're moving into the "holding the bastards accountable" phase of the war."

Oh yeah sure. Eyes will roll.

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

253 226
I don't see why the Biden campaign wouldn't want him to be asked about
Tara Reid. I have no doubt that he can, absolutely truthfully, say he
has no idea who Tara Reid is. Hell, does he even know who Jill Biden is?

Posted by: Eeyore

At this point, I imagine he's startled when he takes a bath and sees his willy.

Posted by: pep at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

254 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (85Gof)

255 *pours 4 fingers for JackStraw* at the mention of Preistap.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (l4G13)

256 What they did to General Flynn is disgusting. Did his time serving this country. All those who lied about him should be sent to GITMO.

Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (qM84C)

257
Biden, from a studio in the basement of his Delaware home

Basement, bunker, what's in a word?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That feller in the cellar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2020 07:34 PM (aKsyK)

258 The only polls I have ever done were by Nielsen. 22 years ago, they contacted me to see if I would participate in their radio listener survey, and I did: I found out that one cool thing about this is they give money to you for it. Granted, it isn't much, but I won't complain. And they toss you a dollar or two at every point in the process, or so it seems.

They did it again recently and the same thing happened.

Political polls? HA! Never happens.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2020 07:34 PM (zqhdn)

259 Inslee showed us a bunch of graphs, all showing downward trends, but it's not low enough to let us out yet.

-

Dollar Tree and McDonald's open, boat ramps closed.

Yay science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:34 PM (L+kF6)

260 I can't imagine throwing a woman a wall and sticking a finger up her hoo ha. I guess Trashy Joe has a livelier imagination than I do

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

261 I mm thinking this may apply to any LEO from now on.
Posted by: Turn Two at April 29, 2020 07:27 PM (r+QZo)

True, but, the regular LEO's usually record interviews as a standard practice--not to help the suspect, but, to trip them up. The FBI does NOT--instead they use those forms FD-302, whcih we now know they fabricate and alter on a regular basis{/i].

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:34 PM (kXoT0)

262 175 Which isn't all that hard, as Jerry has been mortadella for what, 10 years now.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 29, 2020 07:22 PM (OneoG)

Sixteen years
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:23 PM (kXoT0)

That long ago...seems like yesterday. I've been watching too many Law and Order's I guess

Posted by: browndog at April 29, 2020 07:34 PM (gD6Ka)

263 Four fingers?

Posted by: Joe Bribem at April 29, 2020 07:34 PM (jaKgu)

264 No. That was his actual family name. Lurker.

I feel bad about chuckling at an obit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (rBtIz)

I suppose it would be even worse to have the name Lunker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (V2Yro)

265 All those who lied about him should be sent to GITMO.
Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (qM84C)

They get top notch medical treatment there and pretty damn good food. We can send them to a more imaginative place than that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

266 Sphincter status among Mega-Scandal perpetrators:

[ ] Relaxed, all normal
[ ] Tightening
[X] Constricted tighter than a tennis racket string

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (El6T/)

267 Lying to poll takers has become a national sport, thanks to Trump supporters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

"Yes, Mr. Guevara, I'd like to ask you about reports that we've killed 100,000 Iraqis in the Iraqi War."

"What? 100,000? That's outrageous! That's reprehensible! That's totally unacceptable!"

"I agree. And so you still supp ..."

"100,000 is WAY too low! We can do better than that! We shoulda whacked 250,000, hell, maybe an even 500,000!"

Click.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (d0vJg)

268 205 Fox News out with some NPR poll showing 54% of respondents prefer JoeBiden handling of pandemic to Trumps at 35%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2020 07:14 PM (PsqmQ)

Lying to poll takers has become a national sport, thanks to Trump supporters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

What, exactly, has Gropin' ' Joe done to " handle" the pandemic?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (TdMsT)

269
Who writes the songs that make the young girls cry?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2020 07:12 PM (q1Pj5)

Bruce Johnston, 1975

Posted by: Fox2! at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (OneoG)

270 BREAKING: Officials confirm that the handwritten notes about catching FLynn in lie belong to Former FBI Counterintelligence Chief William Priestap and more explosive documents to be released in next few days.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

Explosive!?

As in... Boom, or pfft?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (1g7ch)

271 I'm always a 26-30 year old black woman who voted straight Democrat but am happy with Trump's performance and intend to vote for him in 2020.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:29
--------------------------
Heh. I have that answer in my polling repertoire as well.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (Dhht7)

272 Cheers Ben.

I look forward to a campaign built around "What did Joe know and when did he know it?".

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

273 If dueling was legalized Joe would have had a much shorter career in office.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

274 In the old stud books there is a mare named Figure 8 the Nun.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:25 PM (l4G13)

Wow. Thinking Muldoon could come up with some good names.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM

After 9/11, I wanted a race horse could name Suspicious Package.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (rBtIz)

If a convent had a race horse as an investment they could name it Nun of Your Business.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

275 "Old man who play with woman crotch get stinky finger"

Wo Fat, Ancient Chinese Philosopher and supporter of Joe "The Stud" Biden

Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (qM84C)

276 They get top notch medical treatment there and pretty damn good food. We can send them to a more imaginative place than that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

I'm holding out for Snake Island.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (d0vJg)

277 "Officials confirm that the handwritten notes about catching FLynn in lie belong to Former FBI Counterintelligence Chief William Priestap and more explosive documents to be released in next few days."

Oh yeah sure. Eyes will roll.

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

278 25 I don't get why Republicans are pouncing on this scandal. We want Sleepy Joe running for president. Trump would lose to anybody else.
Posted by: Sam Baezi at April 29, 2020 06:59 PM (SKkKl)

Taken your media marching orders, I see.

We NEED to HOLD THE ELECTIONS anyway, if at the very least, to double-check your theory. So let's just go ahead and hold them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (zqhdn)

279 What they did to General Flynn is disgusting. Did his time serving this country. All those who lied about him should be sent to GITMO.

Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (qM84C

Did you see what they did to the president?

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (sQq+E)

280 265 All those who lied about him should be sent to GITMO.
Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (qM84C)

They get top notch medical treatment there and pretty damn good food. We can send them to a more imaginative place than that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

Venezuela?

Posted by: Someguy at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

281 NGU, how about 20 miles E of Gitmo?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (l4G13)

282 >>If a convent had a race horse as an investment they could name it Nun of Your Business.

Nun Shall Pass

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (hK2jM)

283 My question is, does senility make him less rapey or more rapey?

I would posit that it is likely he is more rapey because no frontal lobe function holding him back from his baser urges.

In that case, he needs to be monitored for rapey tendencies 24/7/365 by a qualified panel of Karens with frying pans and rolling pins.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (okGHj)

284 280
265 All those who lied about him should be sent to GITMO.

Posted by: James at April 29, 2020 07:33 PM (qM84C)

They get top notch medical treatment there and pretty damn good food. We can send them to a more imaginative place than that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

Venezuela?

Posted by: Someguy

Worse. Detroit.

Posted by: pep at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

285 What, exactly, has Gropin' ' Joe done to " handle" the pandemic?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (TdMsT)

Recommending the same thing Trump has already been doing.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (OneoG)

286 AOC is hoping that Biden drops out and Bernie takes his place.

She's a Dumb Doofus

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (4a9Vv)

287 NGU, how about 20 miles E of Gitmo?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (l4G13)

LOL, That works

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (85Gof)

288 Mueller needed the most unscrupulous lawyers for his coup ... to dot every T in covering up the coup ... to hide every malicious probe and interrogation, to cover the whole sham with layers of top secret, under investigation, redacted third party assets ... most of the expensive lawyer dirty work was just to provide cover ... it was a coup from the get go. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (Cus5s)

289 The world would be a better place if Joe had pursued a career with the Mafia.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

290 66 Sphincter status among Mega-Scandal perpetrators:

[ ] Relaxed, all normal
[ ] Tightening
[ ] Constricted tighter than a tennis racket string
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2020 07:35 PM (El6T/)

[X] Couldn't pull a needle out of their asses with a tractor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (d0vJg)

291 Venezuela?
Posted by: Someguy at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

Peruvia.

Via handbasket.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (okGHj)

292 273 If dueling was legalized Joe would have had a much shorter career in office.

...........

Senator Barney Fife...

Posted by: Molly k. at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (sZ+Qx)

293 Jack, as I said this morning, there'll be a twist on the expression, this time:

"What did Joe know, and when did he know it? Or - rather, does Joe remember any of it, or does Joe even understand what we're talking about, or why it matters?"

Not bumper sticker material, but more apt in this case.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (El6T/)

294 >>> Never say a word to any law enforcement.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2020 07:30 PM (jaKgu)

Sage Advise
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Having lived all of my "29" years in small communities, I used to view LEO's of being on the same team, so to speak. I now know how naive that thinking was.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (r+QZo)

295 Joshua, son of Nun.

old joke, yo

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (4a9Vv)

296 Cover it with a pillow until it stops moving.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

Or just suck it brains out. Whatever works for ya.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (377Zs)

297 Lefty magazine Counterpunch republished a 2008 Alexander Cockburn article that alleges Biden was well known for harassing women throughout his Senate career.

And this is the media's real problem: They can't ignore Tara Reade completely, because the Bernie Bros won't allow it.

https://tinyurl.com/y8nbsgzo

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (sWM8x)

298 garrett, that horse would go off at 3to 1 every trip.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (l4G13)

299 All those who lied about him should be sent to GITMO.

-

One column in their annual performance review worksheet for one quarter. "Does not meet expectations.". Still gets 5% raise at the end of the year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (L+kF6)

300 I don't think anyone here has doubted what the FBI did to Flynn, what is in doubt is if anyone will go to jail.

Posted by: Pliney at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (nzKWW)

301 @realjuliasong

The corona tik tok nurse videos cannot get any wor...

https://tinyurl.com/ydaxhe82

Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (cF8AT)

302 I get polled every week or so. I'm always a 26-30 year old black woman who voted straight Democrat but am happy with Trump's performance and intend to vote for him in 2020.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:29 PM (L+kF6)

Hmmm, Can't pretend I am a Black woman, but, I can legit play the Cherokee card, since I have my tribal ID in my wallet.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (kXoT0)

303 Maybe Mike Flynn ain't aware enough to work in DC. He musta walked into ar least three open doors in Dec 17 and Jan 18. All that time around and not see the light was a fast moving freighter?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (oYFyv)

304

OT

Most awesome picture of the day.

'Terrifying' plague doctor: U.K. police search for person in full 17th century outfit stalking suburb
https://tinyurl.com/yapso2w7

Heh.

The comments under the article are just icing on the cake. Sort by Most Liked.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (8fB/R)

305 I'm not sure I care for the overall attitude and the hint of less-than-respect for our hard-working front-line journalists, the only people between us and the dark abyss.

Posted by: Brian "T" Stetler, the Gravitas of CNN at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (DMUuz)

306 "If it happened, Joe would Remember!

Hiden Biden 2020!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (4a9Vv)

307 If a convent had a race horse as an investment they could name it Nun of Your Business.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

Nuns have no fun.

Posted by: Mercyful Fate at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (zqhdn)

308 The world would be a better place if Joe had pursued a career with the Mafia.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

Ummm, he did.

Delaware Mafia
Dim Mafia
Russian Mafia

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (kXoT0)

309 >>I can't imagine throwing a woman a wall and sticking a finger up her hoo ha. I guess Trashy Joe has a livelier imagination than I do
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

You don't really think that was a one off do you?
*chortle*

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (0FTCx)

310 what's with the italicans??

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (4a9Vv)

311 After 9/11, I wanted a race horse could name Suspicious Package.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (rBtIz)

DH's brother refers to all our niece's suitors as such.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (okGHj)

312

Posted by: Brian at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (DMUuz)

313
Ben Had, do you race thoroughbreds, or just raise them?

Knew of some folks up here in WA state that did both a few decades ago, but got out of it after they closed Longacres and didn't open up Emerald Downs for about a decade. It killed the local industry here.

The local horse industry is a shadow of what it once was around here, sadly.

The growth of gambling in the state lotteries and many casinos didn't help either.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

314 But they don't want to -- he might be unprepared for that and flub the answer.

===

Ya think? Have you seen how well this demented pervert handles notecards, or TelePrompTer?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 07:40 PM (EZebt)

315 We should just stop fucking around and officially change the 3 elements of a crime to these 4:

1. Actus reus (conduct);

2. Mens rea (mental state);

3. Concurrance (of actus reus and mens rea), and . . .

4. Pars membrum reipublicae (membership in the Republican Party) (this is the new one).

If rape isn't a crime when commuted by Democrats, then there is no criminal law.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (TSNUS)

316 You know where the thumb goes, right?

Posted by: Joey goes bowling at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

317 garrett, I found your 6" gut hook today.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (l4G13)

318 Uh oh! The Italicans are attacking!

Posted by: Toni at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (RdRuc)

319 Back to your regularly scheduled font.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (zqhdn)

320

"All those who lied about him should be sent to GITMO."

Well, from what I've read, they have done a lot of building down there the last year or two.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (KLdfT)

321 What with the italicans

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (P4Pk9)

322 Off Topic,

The NYT has discovered Sweden, and that maybe we are screwing our economy for almost nothing.

https://tinyurl.com/y7yhqvmo

Posted by: rd at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (+0uDE)

323 No. That was his actual family name. Lurker.

I feel bad about chuckling at an obit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2020 07:28 PM (rBtIz)

---------

Yeah, well, being "Howard Lurker" isn't so bad. But everyone hates me.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (BOr8Z)

324
* snaps mandibles enticingly *

Posted by: The Barrel at April 29, 2020 07:42 PM (DMUuz)

325 >>garrett, I found your 6" gut hook today.

No shit?

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 07:42 PM (hK2jM)

326 >>After 9/11, I wanted a race horse could name Suspicious Package.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I haver one of those. Not the horse thing though.

Posted by: Mooch at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (0FTCx)

327 >>Not bumper sticker material, but more apt in this case.

Might be a tad long for a bumper sticker but this is going to be central the campaign. Maybe not as much as the CCP virus but big.

There is simply no way to explain how Joe knew nothing of what was going on while he was the Vice President. It's absurd.

And this is just the beginning of the beginning.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

328 The 'plague doctor' of Norwich is seen on one of his walks. Jade Gosbell, via Facebook

Residents have taken to a local Facebook page to express fears that their kids would be frightened by the person's appearance.

One person posted, the BBC reports: "Scared the life out of my missus. Terrifying for kids."

"Just casually... strolling around the village in a plague costume? That's just not normal is it, do it indoors it's bloody terrifying for poor little kids," another wrote.

lol

he's wearing a mask
AND
distancing

https://tinyurl.com/yapso2w7

can't stop laughing
beats the horsehead showing up in pictures

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (8fB/R)

329 >> I found your 6" gut hook today.

He's running on the Dem ticket, right?

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (rC0Qp)

330 316 You know where the thumb goes, right?
Posted by: Joey goes bowling at April 29, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)
........

Sadly I know the answer ( I watched OITNB) but I can't bring myself to type it! Icky

Posted by: Molly k. at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (sZ+Qx)

331 Part of that may be the fact that he kept his last illness completely private. He was working on L&O and then boom, the news broke that he passed. It shocked a lot of people. He also died onn12/4, which is a time when a lot of people aren't paying attention to celebrity mortality.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (kXoT0)

332
I wonder how many times a day Joe's minders have to remind him of what's going on?

Posted by: YIKES! at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (t6XCL)

333 You want a man with a slow hand.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (LKUbu)

And a gentle touch.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (OneoG)

334 LCD, I raise Quarter Horses that work cattle for showing.

I did gallop a lot of horses at Golden Gate Fields long ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (l4G13)

335 Hell, he'll be ass grabbing from his wheelchair, just like GHWB

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (oYFyv)

336 250 27 years ago. Biden was 50 years old and thought he was so hawt he could stick his fingers in a 29-year-old babe and she'd love it.

You want a man with a slow hand.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2020 07:32 PM (LKUbu)

And any woman who votes for that senile pervert has to get beyond the idea of his diseased finger up her cooter, and be fine with that.

OMG.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (okGHj)

337 Hmmm, Can't pretend I am a Black woman, but, I can legit play the Cherokee card, since I have my tribal ID in my wallet.

-

These days you can be anything you like from one day to the next. All you have to do is portray one horrendously stereotypical action that you wrongly believe represents every member of the group as a whole, and you're part of the group until you change your mind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (L+kF6)

338

The corona tik tok nurse videos cannot get any wor...

https://tinyurl.com/ydaxhe82

Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2020 07:39 PM (cF8AT)

They must not have enough to do.

Later on they went down to the kitchen and coughed all oer the fruit cups.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (1g7ch)

339 It's Science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (L+kF6)

340 I'm already in the barrel, and lovin' it.

repost

OT

Most awesome picture of the day.

'Terrifying' plague doctor: U.K. police search for person in full 17th century outfit stalking suburb

https://tinyurl.com/yapso2w7

Heh.

The comments under the article are just icing on the cake. Sort by Most Liked.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (8fB/R)

341 The Democrat-Media Complex blames itself for Hillery losing the election. It assumed the election was a slam-dunk and it now feels it wasn't sufficiently tough on Trump (or alternately WAY too tough on her). Trump's presidency is The Holocaust for The DMC. You will see what "NEVER AGAIN" really means.

Posted by: I Have Questions at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (+v+zN)

342
Come to me, Ms. artisanal 'ette. Sit. Let's get to know each other.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (DMUuz)

343 241 @jsolomonreports

BREAKING: Officials confirm that the handwritten notes about catching FLynn in lie belong to Former FBI Counterintelligence Chief William Priestap and more explosive documents to be released in next few days.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

*****

I am assuming this is good for us.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (Ae67h)

344 Come to me, Ms. artisanal 'ette. Sit. Let's get to know each other.
Posted by: The Barrel at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (DMUuz)

Luckily it's a Scotch barrel!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2020 07:45 PM (8fB/R)

345 C'mon, you Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers. You know my first order of business as Consular General of Subway Rail Lines will be to make this century Sexual Assault Awareness Century. Let's get real.

Posted by: Joe Bidenesque at April 29, 2020 07:45 PM (HhXSr)

346 Enthéos @EntheosShines
Replying to @EntheosShines @ILMFOrg
SUMMARY: Joe is placeholder/decoy. (PLAN B) is in chaos due to unleaked investigations (C) Pocahontas unliked but separate enough from BHO admin/crimes as designated survivor (last resort). Blend of (C) & (B) possible. DNC crumbling (resignations/crimes/funds). Yippee ki-yay!!
******
Person on twatter I follow ! They have been remarkable said when stock market goes below 20,000 don't panic this is a reset & that was 2 years ago

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 29, 2020 07:46 PM (Pecgp)

347 "What did Joe know, and when did he know it? Or - rather, does Joe remember any of it, or does Joe even understand what we're talking about, or why it matters?"

Not bumper sticker material, but more apt in this case.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2020 07:38 PM (El6T/)

===

No doubt his attorney will plead age and infirmity at Joe's sentencing hearing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 07:46 PM (EZebt)

348 The handwritten notes were made by a low level Bill Priestap, not the upper level one. Actually, there are so many Bill Priestaps working at the FBI it is impossible to say which one it was.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:46 PM (XScQZ)

349 Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (Ae67h)
*******
That would a Large BOOM

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 29, 2020 07:46 PM (Pecgp)

350
I am assuming this is good for us.

-

You can tell by the arrests.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:47 PM (L+kF6)

351 334 LCD, I raise Quarter Horses that work cattle for showing.

I did gallop a lot of horses at Golden Gate Fields long ago.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (l4G13)

Got it.

Cool, my dad as a kid did the same thing for years. Or so he told me many times over.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

352 Polling numbers April 28 2016
Clinton 48
Trump 41
The dunces were dancing with glee at the fake numbers.

Posted by: Menack at April 29, 2020 07:47 PM (buTO7)

353 "And this is just the beginning of the beginning"

that will never end. Anyone that doesn't see that the string of lies will go on and on forever is a fool.

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2020 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

354 H1b visa holders will lose their status within 60 days of unemployment or furlough. Companies are helping them by firing American citizens instead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2020 07:48 PM (XScQZ)

355 Pravda Media will try to bury it, but Trump won't let them

I guess then it will be time for another paid accuser of Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2020 07:48 PM (bW1Yb)

356 Nood chinese tucker

Posted by: Someguy at April 29, 2020 07:49 PM (Zm+LZ)

357 "The Media isn't changing its spots -- it's just asking its boss the DNC for a new strategy or for permission to implement their own strategies."

New strategy, eh? You know we can produce a Dossier for you, right? We have this doozy of a Russian template. It's like a Mad Libs, though, so we can make it do lots of things.

Posted by: Fusion GPS at April 29, 2020 07:49 PM (HhXSr)

358
I wonder how many times a day Joe's minders have to remind him of what's going on?
Posted by: YIKES! at April 29, 2020 07:43 PM (t6XCL)

===

Who's more thirsty for power?

1. Jill Biden
2. Hillary Clinton

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 07:49 PM (EZebt)

359 Nood

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 29, 2020 07:49 PM (jK8Z7)

360
After 3 months of no haircut, and giving up on shaving (who cares?), I look like a frigging bum.

The normally trimmed goatee looks like a bird's nest.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 07:51 PM (sy5kK)

361 Oh artesinal 'ette...the barrel calls and it ain't a keg 'o fun.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. LePetomaine Wants Your Harumph at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2020 07:51 PM (0QYMt)

362 Ha, even Andy McCarthy is onboard.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

363

Sherry, tribal ID card.

Did I get the run around 15-20 years ago while on the phone with someone in Tallequa.
I'd have to go down there and pay someone to look up if my great grandfather had gotten on the rolls.

His birth certificate just says Cherokee.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 07:52 PM (KLdfT)

364 @GenFlynn 2 mins ago

https://tinyurl.com/y72b4xbt

Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2020 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

365 >If a convent had a race horse as an investment they could name it Nun of Your Business.

Nun Shall Pass
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 07:37 PM (hK2jM

Screw you garrett for thrashing my entry like it owed you money.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 07:53 PM (2DOZq)

366 >>@GenFlynn 2 mins ago

Perfect

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)

367 Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:34

You should have told the sneezing guy...save your money on masks, you're not doing it right.

Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2020 07:55 PM (LthQw)

368 I'm putting my money on the lag being the media fiendishly digging through every aspect of Tara Reade's life to find something with which to bribe/destroy her.

Posted by: Gem at April 29, 2020 07:56 PM (kIHih)

369 Ha, even Andy McCarthy is onboard.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

He looks broken.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 29, 2020 07:58 PM (sGotD)

370 Second to Nun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2020 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

371 I still think the "nobody told Joe yet" theory is still plausible.

Posted by: SpectoVia at April 29, 2020 08:00 PM (IbeKg)

372 Republicans even fail at October Surprise

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at April 29, 2020 08:01 PM (rguUg)

373 Second to Nun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2020 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

Now I'm 3rd place.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

374 Like the "Boom" that took out Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in Iraq in 2006?

Yeah, that would be nice.

I remember when he was killed, someone remixed the airstrike footage with the song "Here comes the Boom" by Nelly.

Can't seem to find it now.

More's the pity.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 08:03 PM (Ae67h)

375 349 Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 07:44 PM (Ae67h)
*******
That would a Large BOOM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 29, 2020 07:46 PM (Pecgp)

************

374 Like the "Boom" that took out Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in Iraq in 2006?

Yeah, that would be nice.

I remember when he was killed, someone remixed the airstrike footage with the song "Here comes the Boom" by Nelly.

Can't seem to find it now.

More's the pity.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 29, 2020 08:04 PM (Ae67h)

376 **TOP FIVE WAYS TO TELL YOUR FAMILY IS MESSED UP**

5. At their wedding your parents danced to a Nickelback song

4. When he grows up, your younger brother wants to be the Tiger King

3. Your sister's ventriloquist dummies makes all the financial decisions

2. Dad is a nun

1. They're votin' Biden

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2020 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)

377 Who the hell would commit a crime and write about it in their "papers"?

Unless said attack required complex planning. More then Joe just spotting a young employee alone and take advantage of his power to get away with molesting her.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 29, 2020 08:13 PM (NeD6B)

378 I've been wanting to know where the other women are who *surely* must have been attacked and/or assaulted by Joe Biden.

Where are they?

I'm not confident he's the aggressive brazen assaulter that this story seems to say that he is.

ON THE OTHER HAND --I *finally* did see *this* story -- which is interesting.
https://www.counterpunch.org/2020/04/28/biden-the-lout/

Posted by: Igor at April 29, 2020 08:33 PM (1A8Xt)

379 Meanwhile we had six weeks of non-stop coverage over the Kavanaugh attempted lynching.

Posted by: civil truth at April 29, 2020 09:55 PM (ymrPC)

380 Do you think Biden remembers raping Tara? he can barely maneuver going to the bathroom. They are going to dump him anyway, so, the only issue being, that if they have to dump him earlier, rather than later, who is going to fill the void? Will they have to go back to Bernie, (Lucifer forbid) for them. They don't have their fake convention yet, and are probably in negotiations with Michelle, Hillary or some other Jezebel, as I write. It's a tough one. They have to hum and haw for a while. Oh, the difficulties of lying non-stop to the world, I wonder if anyone realizes how hard it is..

Posted by: andre at April 30, 2020 08:28 PM (bBwsF)

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