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Sundown Joe Actually Falls Asleep on Camera During "Town Hall" With Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Ace at 04:58 PM




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1 Sleepy Joe first?

Posted by: grognard at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (sb+Cg)

2 In my country, this Biden would have his fingers chopped off in the Public Square.

Posted by: SALMAN OF SAUDI ARABIA at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (lMn1U)

3 Top ten?

Posted by: Lackstone at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (vrBaR)

4 Whoa!

Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (VNmG1)

5 whoa

Posted by: grognard at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (sb+Cg)

6 Hello?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (87EdW)

7 ...er... maybe hes just looking down as his cue cards?

It does kind of look like he fell asleep though so who knows

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (ZkXld)

8 In this case, I can't blame him for falling asleep. Can you?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 28, 2020 04:59 PM (t3dVg)

9 Joe is going to be done in by the DNC rather quickly now, for the Reade thing. We should have waited to join in on the dog pile until after he secured the nomination.

Posted by: vrf at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (seg9l)

10 Former VP Narcolepsy Joe

Posted by: grognard at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (sb+Cg)

11 I'm surprised Joe could go to sleep with her screeching.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (VNmG1)

12 I Hillary has to whack Jill.Biden, it will all be worth it.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6/uwW)

13 Someone should get the others...finger on side of nose

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (87EdW)

14 Can't blame him. Unless she was shrieking in my face I'd probably fall asleep too-what could possibly be new about Hillary? She's a horribly corrupt woman who loathes the "deplorables" and already sold her soul, I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (bW1Yb)

15 LOL

Professionals, one and all

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (l4C/z)

16 Oh for pete's sake, he was resting his eyes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM (1g7ch)

17 Joe could just be praying to God that she shuts the fuck up. I know most of us would be.

Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

18 17: Agreed

Posted by: CN at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM (ONvIw)

19 Just came in from my walk to find out Governor Baker just extended the lockdown to 5/18. I hate this!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM (QzF6i)

20 16 Oh for pete's sake, he was resting his eyes.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM (1g7ch)

He was pining

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM (l4C/z)

21 Thinking of pretty girls with lovely hair he was.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 05:02 PM (1g7ch)

22 But she's had some good botox and plastic surgery done. She's ready for her closeup, Mr. DeMille. That way be one of the few ways left for Trump to win-if Hillary becomes the VP candidate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:02 PM (bW1Yb)

23 Can anyone play the vid ? I am getting an error

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2020 05:04 PM (M+Lyo)

24 19 Just came in from my walk to find out Governor Baker just extended the lockdown to 5/18. I hate this!

It's a pissing contest, and we are all required to cup our hands.

Posted by: banned pretty pissed so, ugly at April 28, 2020 05:04 PM (G5sU3)

25 What's disturbing is that Biden was fingering folks in his sleep.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 28, 2020 05:04 PM (IsWuk)

26 She poisoned him.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 05:04 PM (+xeiL)

27 It's Sundown in America.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

28 In fairness, Biden isn't sleeping; he's thinking about that sweet, sweet delicious Tara Reade.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (bkUtD)

29 And Hillary is seriously yammering on about how job loss affects all of us!!. Really, Hillary. How much are you giving to small businesses in trouble?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (bW1Yb)

30 YOU have sleep apnea. Joe has sleep apnea. He's just like you!!!

/betcha this is going to be the next explanation..

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

31 Cue Col. Trautman:

"It's over, Joey!"

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (32YRo)

32 NOOD SUNDOWN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (hYcqw)

33 Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (bW1Yb)

34 But she's had some good botox and plastic surgery done. She's ready for her closeup, Mr. DeMille. That way be one of the few ways left for Trump to win-if Hillary becomes the VP candidate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:02 PM (bW1Yb)


It's just one of those rubber Hollywood horror masks turned it inside out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (1g7ch)

35 The most disappointing part is when he wakes up.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (xPl2J)

36 29 And Hillary is seriously yammering on about how job loss affects all of us!!. Really, Hillary. How much are you giving to small businesses in trouble?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (bW1Yb)

I can't think of anyone less effected by job loss than the clintons.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (ZkXld)

37 Well the nood was clearly meant for the other thread. Apologies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (hYcqw)

38 Maybe he's trying to erase Hillary's face from his mindbrain?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (bkUtD)

39 Joey Biden sure is ... vivacious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (hYcqw)

40 Rip Van Joe makes another appearance!

Posted by: pookysgirl, whose eyes have rolled out of their sockets at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (XKZwp)

41 3am call?

Trumps still tweeting at 3 am.

Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (UPWzt)

42
He was humbly dropping his gaze.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (wgndP)

43 >>>Well the nood was clearly meant for the other thread. Apologies.



You better believe that's a barreling.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (bkUtD)

44 I lose my will to live whenever Hillary speaks too. Sleeping maybe the last spark of life from Joe.

Posted by: henry at April 28, 2020 05:07 PM (J3Rfi)

45 He was just checking to make sure his fly wasn't open....again.

Posted by: MrObvious at April 28, 2020 05:07 PM (5prN7)

46 "Piker." -- Notorious RBG, live from her space walk on the International Space Station

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 05:07 PM (zCkIU)

47 Hillary? I wouldn't finger her for all the tea in China
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2020 05:07 PM (KNsKs)

48 >>>Joe Biden's campaign put Hillary Clinton on mute . . . .


Not going to fault anyone for that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 28, 2020 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

49 I like how Joe's picture and lighting is bright and crystal clear and high-def while Cankles looks like she is avoiding the sunlight and someone smeared the lens with Vaseline.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 05:07 PM (+xeiL)

50 The ads write themselves.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 05:08 PM (uEbPt)

51 Internal Eyelid Leak Checks are perfectly normal for Stinky-Finger-Joe while on camera.

Guess Billary wants that vp decision to tap her.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at April 28, 2020 05:08 PM (kp35W)

52 If reality don't pick up the pace I may open up the liquor cabinet. Been dry 6 weeks.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 05:08 PM (WX+x0)

53 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 28, 2020 05:06 PM (ZkXld)

Yes; That's why I put two exclamation points. It's about the political equivalent of movie/music stars in their mansions talking about how we're all in this together.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (bW1Yb)

54 NOOD

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (FZYNt)

55 But she's had some good botox and plastic surgery done. She's ready for
her closeup, Mr. DeMille. That way be one of the few ways left for Trump
to win-if Hillary becomes the VP candidate.



Yep. The only problem with this is that Dr. Jill wants to be Preezy, so I doubt she would like Rapey Joe step aside so the FAB can make the decisions.

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCiJZ)

56 He was dreaming of digital intercourse, and not the Pornhub kind.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (+fPHo)

57 You know what Ol' Joe says, a finger in the bush is worth two in the hand!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (H1L7O)

58
Can anyone play the vid ? I am getting an error
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway

===========

Whenever that happens, click it again. It will reappear, and then it will work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (wgndP)

59 Joe dreamt he was fingering Marilyn Monroe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (L2ZTs)

60 12
I Hillary has to whack Jill.Biden, it will all be worth it.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6/uwW)

Then who will take care of her patients?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (KnJdm)

61 In fairness, Joey is just dreaming of that sweet cherry jello they serve after lunch at the Sundowner Old Folks Home...

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (32YRo)

62 Hillary is starting to look like Martha Stewart ca 2000.

Posted by: MJ at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (gAMkn)

63 Serenity Now!

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (l3+k2)

64 Joe dropped some Non Compus Mentos into his coke.

And promptly fizzed-out.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (QzJWU)

65 Cankles looks like she is avoiding the sunlight and someone smeared the lens with Vaseline.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Or paste

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (vd8XM)

66 This is why we need a mercy rule in politics.

Posted by: Miledei at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (5IBjw)

67 But, look at the Plumage!?

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (9lf8f)

68 poor ole fella needs his naps is all

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (G546f)

69 Joe dreamt he was fingering Marilyn Monroe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 05:09 PM (L2ZTs)

Woke up with his paw in Hillary - what a fucking nightmare...

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (32YRo)

70 Is Trump slapping the press around this p.m.?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (OyJhi)

71 Cankles looks like she is avoiding the sunlight and someone smeared the lens with Vaseline.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Well now that Trump supports sunlight then it has to be bad!

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (FZYNt)

72 Maybe the dnc actually does want biden with all the endorsements lately trying to cover up for his rapey ways.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (r+sAi)

73 He's not sleeping!

He's resting his eyes!

Posted by: Media whores at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (puu6v)

74 Oops. Bad internet connection.

Now for my nap.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (Z4rgH)

75 I like how Joe's picture and lighting is bright and crystal clear and high-def while Cankles looks like she is avoiding the sunlight and someone smeared the lens with Vaseline.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 05:07 PM (+xeiL)


They built up her cheekbones by implanting a squirrel skull in each cheek. The soft focus conceals the seams.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (1g7ch)

76 Boswell, yikes!!!!
Imagine what the roughest sandpaper in the universe feels like...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (L2ZTs)

77 Ok, Trump with a 50 state sweep.

It's really that bad for the Democrats.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (T09ml)

78 Just came in from my walk to find out Governor Baker just extended the lockdown to 5/18. I hate this!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM

Well, if he's anything like our governor, he's going to be crapping his pants by mid-May as he realizes that there aren't enough taxes coming in to pay for things at the state level.

I was in a conference call this morning in which a discussion of our district funding came up: it will be ugly. So very ugly. Especially since now the talk it turning to asking the federal government to fund schools.

*insert bitter laughter of the damned*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (/+bwe)

79 52 If reality don't pick up the pace I may open up the liquor cabinet. Been dry 6 weeks.

By comparison, I'm devastating my Scotch collection every night. I've gone through about half of the bottles I had set back in my collection and I refuse to go out shopping in public to get more.

At this rate I'm going to be 400lbs and full alcoholic before they let up on lockdown.

Posted by: MrObvious at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (5prN7)

80 Damn it, Joe. No fake noods

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (l4C/z)

81 Joe is a viable candidate and there are five lights.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (uEbPt)

82 When Rapey Joe isn't finger-raping young staffers, he's fondling his old man balls.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (95j/9)

83 Somebody should nickname him "Sleepy Joe".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (Ndje9)

84 The 'GOP War Room'' has a version of this up on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/Px3lwX59GpU

By the way, Hillary was talking about "universal healthcare"
when Biden was nodding off...

Posted by: gdgm+ at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (ExnWy)

85 If you look closely, you can see on the shelf behind Creepy Sleepy Joe his non-DOCTOR wife's dildo collection, and those leftover from Hunter's room after the hookers left...

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (fw2WT)

86 Which genius member of Joey Finger's team is responsible for scheduling the old fart for a 3 pm meeting anyway?


In fairness, I nod off on all of my post-lunch webex/zoom thingies and I am decades younger than Joe

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (+xeiL)

87 It's Sundown in America.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
=====

Threadwinner

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (iydjf)

88 Just came in from my walk to find out Governor Baker just extended the lockdown to 5/18. I hate this!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM



What state are you in, Sharon?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (lwiT4)

89 Boswell, yikes!!!!
Imagine what the roughest sandpaper in the universe feels like...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (L2ZTs)

Like waking up with your hand inside the jaws of some Morey eel...

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (32YRo)

90 I'm surprised they don't have Joe on time delay, so they could black out his side of the screen, fake connection issues, etc., whenever he says or does something inexcusable.

But then I realize this is a multi-billion dollar national political campaign, and not some random YouTube channel with a thousand subscribers, so the lack of technological savvy makes sense.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (+oVP5)

91 This is why we need a mercy rule in politics.

Posted by: Miledei at April 28, 2020 05:10 PM (5IBjw)


Fuck that. Sweep the leg.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Z4rgH)

92 Maybe the dnc actually does want biden with all the endorsements lately trying to cover up for his rapey ways.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (r+sAi)


"The DNC" seems less and less like a single entity with any particular goals and more like a parliament of brain-damaged ferrets in a bathtub full of cocaine.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (t+qrx)

93
Well, if he's anything like our governor, he's going to be crapping
his pants by mid-May as he realizes that there aren't enough taxes
coming in to pay for things at the state level.



Yeah, that's going to be fun. Many governors have not figured out that taxes pay the bills, and they won't be getting quite as many Benjamins because of the shutdown. But... they can't lay off government workers, can they? They are "essential."

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

94 Hey Joe, if you see any Ghana Pallbearers, RUN

Posted by: YEET at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (6MoD2)

95 Or paste

Posted by: Bruce




*SNORT*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (+xeiL)

96 Hillary "Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit" Clinton:

Ready, Rested, Botoxed and Box-Wined!

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 28, 2020 05:14 PM (T09ml)

97 It's Sundown in America.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
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Threadwinner

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (iydjf)

Heh indeed.

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:14 PM (32YRo)

98 Every day I hope and pray I live long enough to see that vile bitch draw her last breath.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 28, 2020 05:14 PM (jWe5r)

99 And he leads every single poll!

Posted by: DNC MEDIA COMPLEX at April 28, 2020 05:14 PM (sQq+E)

100 But Reagan was a doddering old man!

Posted by: LameStream News Inc. at April 28, 2020 05:14 PM (aKsyK)

101 If you look closely, you can see on the shelf behind Creepy Sleepy Joe his non-DOCTOR wife's dildo collection, and those leftover from Hunter's room after the hookers left...
Posted by: Donovan Nuera at April 28, 2020 05:12 PM (fw2WT)


That is a football.


So, correct.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 05:15 PM (1g7ch)

102 I really want to make giant "Biden 2020!" foam fingers for campaign materials.

Sell them at Democrat events just for fun.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 05:15 PM (H1L7O)

103 Hillary droning on about women spellbinds another audience member.

Well, I presume his member is asleep. The rest of him is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:15 PM (J4SfM)

104
LOL, the lady whose operatives are shivving you giving her endorsement for you.

Either Joe is completely unaware of what's going on here (very possible), or he was suppressing rage during this thing by going to sleep.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:15 PM (BOr8Z)

105 I don't see how this guy makes it to the convention.

I'm not saying he won't, and I'm not saying that would be a good or a bad thing for the rest of us, but his "reputation," for lack of a better word, is eroding so fast I just don't see how they let him stay in it.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (pxDdN)

106 Hillary's double is getting better and better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (pw+jk)

107 ok seriously-

is he nodding off or looking at notes in front of him

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)

108 He was pining


Lovely plumage.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (Pn0FW)

109 Fuck that. Sweep the leg.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Z4rgH)

Boxwine Kai....

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (32YRo)

110 is he nodding off or looking at notes in front of him
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)
+++++++++++
Looks like nodding off to me. Eyes shut, muttering slightly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (hYcqw)

111 MrObvious , I have replaced the booze with chocolate. Make
plates of fudge so there is that. My body is opposite if I don't consume massive calories I drop weight. Wife hates me but I am too expensive to d.i v.o.r.c.e. We do like each so that's enough. Besides the radio preacher said no marriages in heaven. Cheers.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (WX+x0)

112

He wasn't sleeping, he was praying!!!

Posted by: Fake News at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (CTdps)

113 What state are you in, Sharon?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (lwiT4)

Baker is governor of MA

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (G546f)

114 >>>is he nodding off or looking at notes in front of him



Eyes don't seem to move, so I think he's nodding off.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (VWp7G)

115 But she's had some good botox and plastic surgery done. She's ready for her closeup, Mr. DeMille. That way be one of the few myriad ways left for Trump to win-if Hillary becomes the VP Presidential candidate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:02 PM (bW1Yb)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (J4SfM)

116 "The DNC" seems less and less like a single entity with any particular goals and more like a parliament of brain-damaged ferrets in a bathtub full of cocaine.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM

I think it's the Peter Principle writ large. These "progressives" pushed so hard for like-minded people who check the right boxes that their ranks are full of incompetents and people with a tenuous grasp of reality.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (/+bwe)

117 He wasn't sleeping, he was praying!!!
Posted by: Fake News at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (CTdps)

He was checking his eyelids for light leaks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (J4SfM)

118 I love that all the Democrat power players are going all in for Joe when he is obviously going senile.

Posted by: MAGA at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (bloh/)

119 I really want to make giant "Biden 2020!" foam fingers for campaign materials.

Sell them at Democrat events just for fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 05:15 PM (H1L7O)

With the tips of two of the fingers just a bit moist?

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

120 "NEVER disturb me when I'm thinking!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:18 PM (J4SfM)

121
We're gonna Fact Check this, but we still won't cover the rape allegations.

Posted by: Fake News at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (CTdps)

122 I can see her lyin' back in her satin dress
In a room where ya do what ya don't confess
Sundown you better take care
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs
Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs

She's been lookin' like a queen in a sailor's dream
And she don't always say what she really means
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain

I can picture every move that a man could make
Getting lost in her lovin' is your first mistake
Sundown you better take care
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs
Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again


I applaud all the elided 'g's.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Z4rgH)

123
Peter Daou didn't pull the knife out for Biden except on direct orders from his boss. Hillary is playing both sides against the middle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (BOr8Z)

124 That, Sir, is a dead political campaign.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Pn0FW)

125 Frau Gruppencankles put Ketamine in his Similac.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (BRpqW)

126 Bless his heart.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (41rs/)

127 Baker is governor of MA

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM (G546f)



Thanks vmom. I hate these extensions. It's never enough for them, is it?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

128 But she's had some good botox and plastic surgery done.

Not THAT good, though, because it's obvious she has had some work done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (J4SfM)

129 Hey I was just resting my eyes !!

Posted by: Grandpa Biden at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (2DOZq)

130 He's not sleeping!



He's resting his eyes!

Posted by: Media whores at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (puu6v)

===
That's a LIE!!!

I'm checking for holes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2020 05:20 PM (pw+jk)

131 Another strike against Joe and the rape allegations:

The stories of him swimming naked in front of female security officers. It appears the Joe had a high opinion of himself.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2020 05:20 PM (G0vdT)

132 He was cleaning his eyeballs.



His skull is kind of like a golfball washer. If you listen carefully, you can hear the brushes turning and the swish-swish-swish.


That's also why you hear sloshing if he moves his head quickly. Problem is, he forgets he just washed them and does it again, causing eye-bleed.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 28, 2020 05:20 PM (8B6Ng)

133 30 YOU have sleep apnea. Joe has sleep apnea. He's just like you!!!
---
That reminds me: Has anyone ever been to a sleep clinic without receiving a sleep apnea diagnosis?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 28, 2020 05:20 PM (sWM8x)

134 Hillary? I wouldn't finger her for all the tea in China. -- Joe Biden

C'mon, Dad ... we're talking ALL the tea in China!

Do you know how much that's worth? I've got kids to support, you know!

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 28, 2020 05:20 PM (DMUuz)

135 To play the Devil's Advocate Hillary puts me to sleep also.

Posted by: Picric at April 28, 2020 05:21 PM (nonGu)

136
I don't see how this guy makes it to the convention.


You're assuming there is going to be a convention. It will be cancelled and Biden will be appointed as The Chosen One. And then the voter fraud will commence.

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 28, 2020 05:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

137 It was just the "Scranton Snooze"! All scrappy blue collar lunch pail guys like Joe take one every day! C'mon man!

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (ja/kn)

138 124
That, Sir, is a dead political campaign.


It's just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (T6t7i)

139 Gee, remember when Joe's forehead went all the way back to the back of his head? His hairline is as natural as Hillary's new youthful look.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

140 @TrumpWarRoom

This was actually a heartwarming moment. Joe Biden said people in his life are "reading to me" from the newspaper.

It's good to know that he is receiving the kind of care and attention that he needs.

https://tinyurl.com/yau9u7ng

Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (cF8AT)

141 Boswell, yikes!!!!

Imagine what the roughest sandpaper in the universe feels like...
_________
I wouldn't do her with your Johnson.
("You may count upon it, Sir!")

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (8IOEj)

142 Has anyone ever been to a sleep clinic without receiving a sleep apnea diagnosis?

No, but I've been to a Holiday Inn.

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (DMUuz)

143 No way Creepy Uncle Joe gets past the convention, the switch has to be during it.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (ZCEU2)

144 135 To play the Devil's Advocate Hillary puts me to sleep also.
Posted by: Picric at April 28, 2020 05:21 PM (nonGu)

My gag reflex keeps me awake.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

145 It has been one thing after another for the Dems.

Ukraine, Hunter, Joe not winning any primaries, the shadow app, Tulsi knocking out Kamala, DNC shunning Tulsi, DNC muscling out Liawatha, Hillary grasping for the ring of power, Bernie boxed out, Joe's senility, Joe's sexual assaults...

What a clusterfuck.

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (l3+k2)

146 Grammie I'm scared to death King Lucas is gonna extend this past May 15. If he goes another month that's past the day I'm supposed to leave for ABQ. I still don't understand how a mayor has more power than a governor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (dUJdY)

147 110 is he nodding off or looking at notes in front of him
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)
+++++++++++
Looks like nodding off to me. Eyes shut, muttering slightly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (hYcqw)
--------
Nodding off. In the longer clip, he sits up and takes a deep breath, trying shake the cob webs.

It's happened to me...at church.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

148 He won't, but Trump SHOULD win 50-0 and the popular vote.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (CqE5x)

149 143
No way Creepy Uncle Joe gets past the convention, the switch has to be during it.


Attack of the Clones.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (T6t7i)

150 That, Sir, is a dead political campaign.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM


Nah, the Biden campaign like to kip on its back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (ejd/p)

151
It was just the "Scranton Snooze"! All scrappy blue collar lunch pail guys like Joe take one every day! C'mon man!
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 28, 2020 05:22 PM (ja/kn)

------

Yup he's just sandbagging... he did say recently that he's "Union from his belt to his shoes."

Because that makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (BOr8Z)

152 He was not asleep. He was listening to his inner self.

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (zr5Kq)

153 "123
Peter Daou didn't pull the knife out for Biden except on direct orders from his boss. Hillary is playing both sides against the middle."

Even before (now literal) Sleepy Joe got Alzheimer's, dementia, or whatever is happening with him, he was dumber than a post. He is absolutely clueless Hill an her dogs are throwing the dick harder to him than he gave the finger to Reade.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (puu6v)

154 Ok, Trump with a 50 state sweep.

It's really that bad for the Democrats.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 28, 2020 05:11 PM (T09ml)

Nope. No matter what, the Dems win a minimum of 187 electoral votes.

CA, OR, WA, CO, IL, HI, NY, VT, NJ, DE, DC, MD, CT, MA.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (T8HPM)

155 97 It's Sundown in America.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 28, 2020 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
=====

Threadwinner

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (iydjf)

Heh indeed.
Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:14 PM (32YRo)

...

If Trump doesn't call him Sundown Joe I'll be so disappointed.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (yL25O)

156
Hitlery hasn't aged much in the last 10 years, I hate to say.

You know who else never ages?
Jeff Goldblum. He looks exactly the same as he did in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except for the silver hair.

Posted by: Fake News at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (CTdps)

157 This was actually a heartwarming moment. Joe Biden said people in his life are "reading to me" from the newspaper.

It's good to know that he is receiving the kind of care and attention that he needs.

https://tinyurl.com/yau9u7ng
Posted by: Tami


Great great grandpa! Let me read a story to you!
"See Dick. See Jane. Seed Dick slip a knuckle into Jane!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (FrMyu)

158 Hey was just using his lifeguard rapey spidery senses.

Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

159 once again Joe fighting for the Soul of This Country, or thinking about the early bird special at the local diner.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (4a9Vv)

160 >>It has been one thing after another for the Dems.

>>Ukraine, Hunter, Joe not winning any primaries, the shadow app, Tulsi knocking out Kamala, DNC shunning Tulsi, DNC muscling out Liawatha, Hillary grasping for the ring of power, Bernie boxed out, Joe's senility, Joe's sexual assaults...

>>What a clusterfuck.

And the best is yet to come.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

161
I'm surprised Joe could go to sleep with her screeching.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2020 05:00 PM (VNmG1)




....which is why his people put her on mute. How rude of her to interrupt his afternoon nappy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (EGyGV)

162 But she's had some good botox and plastic surgery done.

Not THAT good, though, because it's obvious she has had some work done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (J4SfM)

She had an extremely soft focus.

LOL -Biden put her on mute before the end of the town hall.

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

163 Felonious VonPantsuit says we need medical care, womens reproductive healthcare but not those pesky elective surgeries like organ transplants or heart stints or other minor stuff.
What a cunt, C-U-N-T. cunt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (pw+jk)

164 AT&T Archives: A 20-Year History of the Anti-ballistic Missile (1976)
https://youtu.be/gSFIkGfbLxs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (hYcqw)

165 That reminds me: Has anyone ever been to a sleep clinic without receiving a sleep apnea diagnosis?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 28, 2020 05:20 PM (sWM8x)


Yeah, my ex. She could put a chainsaw to shame, stopped breathing 500 times a night, and they found

No apnea.

It took another test, a few years later, for them to go "OMG -- Why weren't you on a CPAP?"

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (Z4rgH)

166 Nodding off. In the longer clip,he sits up and takes a deep breath, trying shake the cob webs.

It's happened to me...at church.

Posted by: WisRich


"In Jesus name we pray. Amen!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (FrMyu)

167 Joe's at the point in life where he needs a spotter when he takes a shower to make sure he doesn't drown.

Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

168
Right. There's no reason for a Democrat Convention.

Posted by: Fake News at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (CTdps)

169 I still don't understand how a mayor has more power than a governor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (dUJdY)


I think they just seize power and no one stops them. They've gone power-mad.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (lwiT4)

170 Whitehouse.gov/live doesn't show a briefing coming up

just 'President delivers remarks on supporting America's small businesses'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (iTXRQ)

171 >>Has anyone ever been to a sleep clinic without receiving a sleep apnea diagnosis?


Hell no. It's like getting an MRI on your back or your Knees...

They are gonna find something if they go looking fr it.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (9lf8f)

172 I don't see how this guy makes it to the convention.


You're
assuming there is going to be a convention. It will be cancelled and
Biden will be appointed as The Chosen One. And then the voter fraud will
commence.


Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 28, 2020 05:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

That's why they so desperately want to push this lockdown out until November. Mail in voting! Doesn't matter if Joe gets 134 votes nationwide, he'll win in a landslide. If there's a convention, we'll be treated to the best Deep Fake technology google can muster up. He'll be articulate, on-the-ball, and looking 10 years younger. Right out of an Old Spice ad.
I'm still betting he's swept to the side, and soon. As I said before, we'll know for sure if suddenly his allegations are acknowledged. When that happens, he's about 30 days away from being mort. Poor guy got covid, we really should let his memory alone. Let's not bicker about who fingered who. Let's all celebrate [insert new puppet here] as the next POTUS!

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (8B6Ng)

173 The fact that Biden's people muted Hillary tho commendable is more the off set by the fact she was invited to a town hall at all.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 28, 2020 05:26 PM (NeD6B)

174 Hitlery hasn't aged much in the last 10 years, I hate to say.

***

There is LOTS of filler in those chipmunk cheeks.

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

175 Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

Has Evers given us any clear plan on our reopening? If so, I haven't seen it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (HabA/)

176 What state are you in, Sharon?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (lwiT4)

Baker is governor of MA

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 05:17 PM


A state of extreme agitation?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (axyOa)

177 132 He was cleaning his eyeballs.


His skull is kind of like a golfball washer.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 28, 2020 05:20 PM (8B6Ng)

...

why did I laugh at this.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (yL25O)

178 >>You know who else never ages?
Jeff Goldblum. He looks exactly the same as he did in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except for the silver hair.


Well. You stop aging on the day you die.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (9lf8f)

179 right now the Dems are trying to decide if their ads next fall should compare Trump to Hitler or to Mussolini.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (4a9Vv)

180 Just came in from my walk to find out Governor Baker just extended the lockdown to 5/18. I hate this!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2020 05:01 PM


You knew he was going to.With businesses complaining that they can't plan for opening if they don't know what he's going to do, and him putting a decision off this late? Yeah. He was going to screw us. And he'll do it again in #twoweeks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (ejd/p)

181 There will be no convention. Too many people in too tight of a venue. Crowded restaurants. Crowded hotel lobbies. There will be no convention. He will be deemed the candidate.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (lwiT4)

182 108 He was pining


Lovely plumage.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 28, 2020 05:16 PM (Pn0FW)

Yep, exactly. It's why he was selected

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (l4C/z)

183 How can he sleep with all the screeching?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

184 The clip of Jill giving the pep talk while Creepy Uncle Joe says nothing but grins is creepy.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)

185 my dad always said 'just restin' my eyes, son'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)

186 He's just resting up to watch "Matlock" later.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (J4SfM)

187 CA, OR, WA, CO, IL, HI, NY, VT, NJ, DE, DC, MD, CT, MA.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (T8HP


RI, VA

Posted by: National Divorce at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (sQq+E)

188 And the best is yet to come.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM


Ja, that's what I always try to tell them!

Posted by: Steiner at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (DMUuz)

189 Well. You stop aging on the day you die.
Posted by: garrett

the fuck you say?

Posted by: Keith Richards at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (FZYNt)

190 Falling asleep while Killary is droning on is the only mildly sane thing the slippery old pervert has done in two years.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (Ku0pf)

191 right now the Dems are trying to decide if their ads next fall should compare Trump to Hitler or to Mussolini.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (4a9Vv)

Won't matter. Millenials have no idea who either one is.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (CqE5x)

192 Expect to see Joey tied into his chair real soon.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (WX+x0)

193 This is just getting retarded now WTF

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (JFO2v)

194 I still don't understand how a mayor has more power than a governor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:23 PM (dUJdY)


I think they just seize power and no one stops them. They've gone power-mad.
Posted by: grammie winger


Gov Abbott slapped the Houston Judge senseless over her mandated mask policy. He issued a ruling that masks were just a suggestion and his order couldn't be super-ceded.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (FrMyu)

195 You remember alot of things when youre older. Take me for example.
Back in 1993 I came across a goil with a parasol
A white dress she had on
She didnt.see me at all.
So I gave her the old shocker
I'll bet a month hasnt gone by
That I havent thought of that goil.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (6/uwW)

196 once again Joe fighting for the Soul of This Country, or thinking about the early bird special at the local diner.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (4a9Vv)

Day-dreaming about the Lu Ann Platter.

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

197 at the debates, Trump will occasionally snap his fingers and say "wakey wakey"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (4a9Vv)

198 192 Expect to see Joey tied into his chair real soon.
Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (WX+x0)

with a cork on the end of his fork

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (JFO2v)

199 157 This was actually a heartwarming moment. Joe Biden said people in his life are "reading to me" from the newspaper.

It's good to know that he is receiving the kind of care and attention that he needs.

https://tinyurl.com/yau9u7ng
Posted by: Tami

...

Straight from the teletype! My word as a Biden.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (yL25O)

200 Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)



Has Evers given us any clear plan on our reopening? If so, I haven't seen it.

Posted by: DonnaV at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (HabA/)



I saw today where he is opening a select number of state parks. No camping, no bathroom facilities,. small groups only. Big whoop.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)

201 CA, OR, WA, CO, IL, HI, NY, VT, NJ, DE, DC, MD, CT, MA.

Posted by:Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshitat April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (T8HP



Jeez, you're right. Trump can't win ONE of these states

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (CqE5x)

202
Hitlery hasn't aged much in the last 10 years, I hate to say.






And it took a lot of effort. Do you know how hard it is to find a virgin to drain of blood for her transfusions??

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (EGyGV)

203
It's weird how people in a deep sleep can wake up as soon as you very quietly turn off the TV and say, hey, I'm watching that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (CTdps)

204 179 right now the Dems are trying to decide if their ads next fall should compare Trump to Hitler or to Mussolini.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (4a9Vv)


Whereas the Republicans know their ads will compare Biden with Rip Van Winkle.

Or Lucrezia Borgia, as appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (J4SfM)

205 >RI, VA
Posted by: National Divorce


NH

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (iTXRQ)

206 183 How can he sleep with all the screeching?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

Like going to see Cats

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (JFO2v)

207 I figure as long as they wire electrodes to Sheriff Joe's testicles for the inauguration, we're good to go...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (7s3Gx)

208 Both Hillary and Nancy have had face work done. Probably use the same artist (doctor?) to peal the skin and add skin from an aborted baby. (white of course)

Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (kdwfY)

209 my dad always said 'just restin' my eyes, son'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:28
---------------------------
One of my favorite sayings.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (Dhht7)

210 If Joe falls asleep during a presidential debate I hope Trump puts Joe's hand into a glass of warm water.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

211 I'm saying it:
Bo Derek > Marilyn Monroe

Just watched Niagra and 10 and...Bo takes it, hands down.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (l4C/z)

212 >RI, VA
Posted by: National Divorce

NV and MT suspect

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (iTXRQ)

213 LOL Was he really sleeping or looking down at his crotch?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (85Gof)

214 Hitlery hasn't aged much in the last 10 years, I hate to say.

There were probably great gobs of Vaseline on that lens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (J4SfM)

215


Trump could step on his dick and another 20 million could lose there jobs between now and November and there is still no way he loses to any Democrat, especially Biden.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

216 196 once again Joe fighting for the Soul of This Country, or thinking about the early bird special at the local diner.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:25 PM (4a9Vv)

Day-dreaming about the Lu Ann Platter.
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

********************

Or his fictional childhood in the coalfields of the Valleys of South Wales.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (Ku0pf)

217 214 Hitlery hasn't aged much in the last 10 years, I hate to say.

There were probably great gobs of Vaseline on that lens.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (J4SfM)



"Eww!"

- - Bob Guccione

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

218 I saw today where he is opening a select number of state parks. No camping, no bathroom facilities,. small groups only. Big whoop.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)
--------

And dog groomers. Don't forget the dog groomers. Why do I get the feeling Ever's pet poodle was due for a haircut.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

219 Whereas the Republicans know their ads will compare Biden with Rip Van Winkle.



Or Lucrezia Borgia, as appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I think he's kind of like that David Spade character, Joe Dirt.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (T6t7i)

220 Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (FrMyu)

Our governor is Parsons and he's a spineless wimp. The dems managed to run Greitens out office. I hate them all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (dUJdY)

221 192 Expect to see Joey tied into his chair real soon.
Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (WX+x0)

...

Or one of those scrap metal magnets over his head.

Use that metal plate to an advantage for once.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (yL25O)

222 re 191: of course millenials know who Hitler is. He was the guy who said "is there anything more fun than a nazi rally?"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (4a9Vv)

223 And it took a lot of effort. Do you know how hard it is to find a virgin to drain of blood for her transfusions??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Madge" Bathory at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (QzkSJ)

224 Donna Ampersand - if you go to Wisconsin dot gov, then go to COVID - there are links to his press releases. He also does press conferences a couple of days a week, but I didn't realize that till today.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (lwiT4)

225 Gawd...can you imagine what the first face-to-face with Putin would be like?

Ol Joe would come out of the meeting wearing only his boxers and socks with garters thinking he had just won the big one!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)

226
my dad always said 'just restin' my eyes, son'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)






Inspecting his eyelids for pinholes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (EGyGV)

227 NH is winnable.


MT is easy Trump win.

Posted by: National Divorce at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (sQq+E)

228 Day-dreaming about the Lu Ann Platter.
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

********************

Or his fictional childhood in the coalfields of the Valleys of South Wales.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (Ku0pf)


Lubys ha

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (JFO2v)

229 And it took a lot of effort. Do you know how hard it is to find a virgin to drain of blood for her transfusions??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2020 05:30 PM (EGyGV)


PP stands ready to assist the aging Democrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (jnM20)

230 225 Gawd...can you imagine what the first face-to-face with Putin would be like?

Ol Joe would come out of the meeting wearing only his boxers and socks with garters thinking he had just won the big one!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)

Didn't Slow Joe brag about facing down Putin and calling him evil to his face?

Tzar Vlad would eat him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (l4C/z)

231
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

Really. I'm not as confident, although I sincerely hope you're correct. This will be the nastiest campaigns in my voting lifetime and I think it will be REALLY close when you add in the voting fraud.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (bW1Yb)

232 Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)

My hairdresser came over today to cut my hair and my sister's hair. She was so grateful for the business. She doesn't know how much longer she can keep going. She is getting no breaks when it comes to the rent for her salon.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (HabA/)

233 I'm saying it:
Bo Derek > Marilyn Monroe

Just watched Niagra and 10 and...Bo takes it, hands down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (l4C/z)

I wish I could see 20-something Marilyn as she would look in in today's make-up and hairstyle

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)

234
Joe Biden's Plan to Restart the Economy
Economic Intercourse
Financial Fellatio
Cocks and Blonds
Lower Mortgage Rapes


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (CTdps)

235 In case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, Biden is play-acting demented to cooperate with the plan to replace him on the ticket. You might say he is following the script that worked so well for Mueller, keeping him out of trouble in his post-report hearings.
The payoff for Biden is the Dems will go to the wall to protect his family and him from corruption charges.


Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (2oYEN)

236
CA, OR, WA, CO, IL, HI, NY, VT, NJ, DE, DC, MD, CT, MA.

Posted by:Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (T8HP

------

Yup, Joe Biden could have an eye hanging out while a buzzard perched on his shoulder picking at his scalp, and he'd still win CO. You could put a "D" next to BTK and he'd get elected here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (BOr8Z)

237 Who's the new girl on the Five who's practicing being a moderator?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (gd9RK)

238 225
Gawd...can you imagine what the first face-to-face with Putin would be like?


If they served caviar, Biden would think aliens were trying to impregnate him.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (T6t7i)

239 It was really gauze that is put over the lens...Just ask Norma Desmond.

Posted by: Colin at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (kdwfY)

240 "Hitlery hasn't aged much in the last 10 years, I hate to say."
respect the healing powers of a jug of chardonnay

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (4a9Vv)

241 Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:32 PM (lwiT4)

Thanks!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (HabA/)

242 231
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

Really. I'm not as confident, although I sincerely hope you're correct. This will be the nastiest campaigns in my voting lifetime and I think it will be REALLY close when you add in the voting fraud.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (bW1Yb)


If - and it's still a big if - there is mail in voting, then Trump will be crushed.

That is why the lockdown lifting will always be "two more weeks."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (s2VJv)

243 @233...that's why God created Kate Upton.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ja/kn)

244 Hillary: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Craven.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (4a9Vv)

245 J.J. are you sure? Do you think maybe he's losing some of his base over this thing? I feel he got boxed into a corner and he's getting horrible advice. This country should have NEVER been shut down like it has. I fear we cannot recover and of course they are already laying the groundwork for round 2 in the fall. I'm sick over it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)

246 Trump could step on his dick and another 20 million
could lose there jobs between now and November and there is still no way
he loses to any Democrat, especially Biden.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

This.
Lots of folks with their hair on fire today.

Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

247 Fen how did it go today?
Did you get out?

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ZCEU2)

248 Tara Reade couldn't have been noticed at a better time if they're now thinking of ditching Biden.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (9hauA)

249 And it took a lot of effort. Do you know how hard it is to find a virgin to drain of blood for her transfusions??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

********** If there's one thing that Sleepy Joe knows what to do well, it's sniffing out a virgin.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (Ku0pf)

250 235
In case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, Biden is play-acting demented
to cooperate with the plan to replace him on the ticket. You might say
he is following the script that worked so well for Mueller, keeping him
out of trouble in his post-report hearings.
The payoff for Biden is the Dems will go to the wall to protect his family and him from corruption charges.


That's a bit much, even for me.


I'm not saying NO.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (T6t7i)

251
Next time you watch nany pelosi, check out how much she moves her lower jaw side-to-side.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (CTdps)

252 OMG he is dead meat!

Hillary being his new BFF is not a good sign - will he have an accidental death soon?

I can just see Hillary giving a heartfelt eulogy whole standing in front of his casket all Benghazi-style.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

253 And dog groomers. Don't forget the dog groomers. Why do I get the feeling Ever's pet poodle was due for a haircut.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (G0vdT)



We drove through our little tourist town this afternoon. All shuttered of course. Apparently Evers said stores could do curb-side pick-ups, but none of these little tourist traps are set up for that. Who is going to call a shop and say, "I want to pick up a 'I Heart Lake Geneva Tshirt'?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (lwiT4)

254
Yup, Joe Biden could have an eye hanging out while a buzzard perched on his shoulder picking at his scalp, and he'd still win CO. You could put a "D" next to BTK and he'd get elected here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (BOr8Z)


He could be tied over the hood of a pick up truck and neverTrumpers would still endorse him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

255 233 I'm saying it:
Bo Derek > Marilyn Monroe

Just watched Niagra and 10 and...Bo takes it, hands down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (l4C/z)

I wish I could see 20-something Marilyn as she would look in in today's make-up and hairstyle
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)

I've seen her swimsuit and Playboy shoots. She's soft. She can put out good heat but body wise....some of OM's 'who dis' dancers have better equipment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (l4C/z)

256 >>If - and it's still a big if - there is mail in voting, then Trump will be crushed.

The only way there will be mail in voting is if the Senate and Trump agree. What do you think the odds of that happening are?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Very low energy.

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (knIfY)

258 245 J.J. are you sure? Do you think maybe he's losing some of his base over this thing? I feel he got boxed into a corner and he's getting horrible advice. This country should have NEVER been shut down like it has. I fear we cannot recover and of course they are already laying the groundwork for round 2 in the fall. I'm sick over it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)


I can't say that I am not peeved considering my Morning Report editorials these past couple of weeks. That said, even with that, no one in there right mind wold stay at home of vote for Biden. This is not a hold-your-nose-and-vote-GOP election. Even with all this crap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (s2VJv)

259 Yup, Joe Biden could have an eye hanging out while a buzzard perched on his shoulder picking at his scalp, and he'd still win CO. You could put a "D" next to BTK and he'd get elected here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (BOr8Z)

Biden/Norman Bates's mother 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (J4SfM)

260 I don't think Evers opened up the Dells.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (lwiT4)

261
I'm saying it:
Bo Derek > Marilyn Monroe

Just watched Niagra and 10 and...Bo takes it, hands down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (l4C/z)

I wish I could see 20-something Marilyn as she would look in in today's make-up and hairstyle
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)







Yeah, but MM had this wanton sexual quality that transcended looks. Thinking of the sleeper car scene in Some Like It Hot, where there's some really interesting shifting of weight underneath her lace teddy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (EGyGV)

262 @233...that's why God created Kate Upton.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ja/kn)

Yeah. I see it.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (CqE5x)

263 243 @233...that's why God created Kate Upton.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ja/kn)

I read that in Paul Harvey's voice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (l4C/z)

264 Alternate headline:

Joe Biden Sleeping With Hillary.

Posted by: RKae at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (68b38)

265 Raquel Welch in Fathom mostly in a bikini. She is a great actress.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (WX+x0)

266 CA, OR, WA, CO, IL, HI, NY, VT, NJ, DE, DC, MD, CT, MA.

Posted by:Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at April 28, 2020 05:24 PM (T8HP


RI, VA
Posted by: National Divorce at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM

MI, MX-CH, MX-AG, MX-BS...

ALL THE STATES! EVERYWHERE!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (/+bwe)

267 I can't believe I'm going to say this, but -- has Hillary lost weight?!

She looks thinner, and that might indicate she's seriously considering a run.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (bDqIh)

268 267 I can't believe I'm going to say this, but -- has Hillary lost weight?!

She looks thinner, and that might indicate she's seriously considering a run.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (bDqIh)


She dumped 200 pounds of Bill...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (s2VJv)

269 183 How can he sleep with all the screeching?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

mute button

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (G546f)

270 my dad always said 'just restin' my eyes, son'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)
~~~~~

My Dad was "just checking for pinholes."

Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (sGotD)

271 So, when you step back from this, you realize that this is pretty much a real low point for the Dems and the media...they have a deteriorating candidate, someone who can't stay awake during important campaign endorsements.

Between the Clinton/Obama rule over the DNC along with the smug, snotty non-challenging media jerks that are in line with them, they never politically developed viable candidates for higher office. Call it ego, call it hubris - but this is real window into the poor character and the stupidity that reigns over there...

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (32YRo)

272 >>>If they served caviar, Biden would think aliens were trying to impregnate him.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (T6t7i)


Again?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (SWrii)

273
Yup he's just sandbagging... he did say recently that he's "Union from his belt to his shoes."

Because that makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I think he meant to say onion on his belt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (aKsyK)

274 Next time you watch nany pelosi, check out how much she moves her lower jaw side-to-side.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (CTdps)
.......

She's chewing her cud.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

275
I cued it up for you; check out pelosi's mouth:

https://youtu.be/TgiHfD_xtvw?t=428

It's INHUMAN behavior.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (CTdps)

276 Joe Biden has squinty little eyes. I don't trust him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (+0AKE)

277 Rapey Joe finger-raped the original Karen at a kitchen in Scranton.

True story.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2020 05:38 PM (95j/9)

278 re 248: a definite possibility. No way Joe is going to voluntarily give up the chance to spend next Fall making an ass of himself

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (4a9Vv)

279 She looks thinner, and that might indicate she's seriously considering a run.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (bDqIh)
~~~~~

Or she's sick.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (sGotD)

280 She looks thinner, and that might indicate she's seriously considering a run.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 05:37 PM (bDqIh)

She was seriously considering a run the day after the election.

This is it for her; the bottom of the ninth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (J4SfM)

281 We gave our Governor a parade yesterday to thank her for not succumbing to panic and keeping our state open.

Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

282 Hope you're right J.J.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

283 Joe looks like he was filling his diaper.....

Whew!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (Z+IKu)

284 Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)

This might be heresy here, but I don't think the press conferences are helping him anymore. As I said this morning, most people in this country are neither suffering from TDS nor are they huge fans of Trump. They want him to do well, but they are tired of the sparring with the press. I've heard that from 5 people who voted for Trump. They have other worries besides what some dumbass reporter said and what Trump's response was.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (HabA/)

285
I've seen her swimsuit and Playboy shoots. She's soft. She can put out good heat but body wise....some of OM's 'who dis' dancers have better equipment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 28, 2020 05:36 PM (l4C/z)

Today, they'd have Marilyn dieting and working out to within an inch of losing her curves.
And then give her fake tits.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (CqE5x)

286 What idiot thinks The FAB will have any sway with the independents who will decide this election?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)

287 @MaryMargOlohan

The University of Delaware today refused to provide us with the agreement detailing why Biden's senate documents - related to Tara Reade's allegations of sexual assault against Biden and stored by the university - may not be unsealed.

https://tinyurl.com/yaugg849

Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

288 I wonder if this is tactical with the Reade accusations?

'Come on! You can't believe sleepy grandpa is a sexual predator, can you?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (A5zUN)

289 I can see the Dems successfully stealing the 2020 presidential election

they are highly motivated & have the press & many judges on their side
I always expect the worst

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (iTXRQ)

290 Sooth she has ill fitting dentures. Saw my mother in law do it a thousand times.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

291 Prager is convinced the anti lockdown people are mostly conservatives, and this lockdown will drive conservatives to the polls. The Democrats only chance is this mail in universal voting.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (ZCEU2)

292 Anyone insufficiently wary of HRC to even close their eyes around her isn't qualified to be a dog-catcher.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (FhXTo)

293 whoever was wondering, that's Emily Compagna (sp?) on The Five. She's been kind of a regular on Fox for a while now.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (4a9Vv)

294 they are highly motivated & have the press & many judges on their side
I always expect the worst
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (iTXRQ)

Ah after 3 + years of a fabulous PDT, they do not necessarily have the Judges anymore like they used to

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (85Gof)

295 If current nonsense continues, Trump can run against blue state governors (and Mike Dewine) as petty tyrants holding their citizens hostage, and only be can liberate them. Could work, as they say.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (ja/kn)

296 This might be heresy here, but I don't think the press conferences are helping him anymore. As I said this morning, most people in this country are neither suffering from TDS nor are they huge fans of Trump. They want him to do well, but they are tired of the sparring with the press. I've heard that from 5 people who voted for Trump. They have other worries besides what some dumbass reporter said and what Trump's response was.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (HabA/)

That's why he changes things up with the location and cast.
I think he should just make them briefer and not think out loud.
And if he gets a dumb question, he should just say, "Next question!"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (CqE5x)

297 I think he's looking down at his computer screen...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (5bxa0)

298 We gave our Governor a parade yesterday to thank her for not succumbing to panic and keeping our state open.


Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)



Do you have a spare room? Perhaps with a half-bath?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (lwiT4)

299

How can someone worth hundreds of millions of dollars and goes on TV a lot have loose fake teeth?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (CTdps)

300 290
Sooth she has ill fitting dentures. Saw my mother in law do it a thousand times.


She has $30k freezers and $13/pint ice cream, and she can't get proper-fitting dentures?

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (T6t7i)

301 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (dlZr1)

302 Did he snap awake with a snort and a WHAT? WHERE AM I? look on his face?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (COzlW)

303 f current nonsense continues, Trump can run against blue state governors (and Mike Dewine) as petty tyrants holding their citizens hostage, and only be can liberate them. Could work, as they say.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (ja/kn)

Nailed it.
This is what he's doing.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:42 PM (CqE5x)

304
Anyone insufficiently wary of HRC to even close their eyes around her isn't qualified to be a dog-catcher.
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (FhXTo)

--------

Honestly I don't know how anyone even remotely within her circle can sleep at night. From the fear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:42 PM (BOr8Z)

305 That's why he changes things up with the location and cast.
I think he should just make them briefer and not think out loud.
And if he gets a dumb question, he should just say, "Next question!"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (CqE5x)

Agreed. He tries to answer them and gets lost in the weeds.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:42 PM (HabA/)

306 I love President Trump, but I am warming to a Biden Presidency. Embrace the Suck.

Truthfully the people around Biden are scum to continue this. Perfect Democrats

Posted by: nip at April 28, 2020 05:42 PM (cpS4u)

307 >I think he's looking down at his computer screen...
Posted by: It's me donna


me too, much as I'd like to believe otherwise

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:42 PM (iTXRQ)

308 No way PDT is losing his "base." They will vote for him regardless...or, if only not to vote to Biden.
A Biden win is the death of the Republic.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (axyOa)

309 Not heresy at all Donna with the all damn ampersands.. I thought after week 2 he needed to cut it back. He's had some mis steps.. nothing he wouldn't recover from if we had a fair media. But we don't. I would hold 2 a week from now on. It's just the same shit anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (dUJdY)

310 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (s2VJv)

I think if there's mail in voting Trump should get his researchers to give exhaustive details about how much fraud is connected with it-and then say, "We will not have an election until we can do it as usual." Liberals would scream their heads off and Schiff would move to impeach yet again, but what's the worse that could happen?-He might win

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (bW1Yb)

311 I think he's looking down at his computer screen...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (5bxa0)

And watching PornHub

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (CqE5x)

312 He wasn't sleeping. He was psychically willing his ears to close.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (Ndje9)

313
Nailed it.
This is what he's doing.

Posted by: JoeF.


Then why not support Kemp in GA, for the people of Georgia's sake?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (CTdps)

314 This might be heresy here, but I don't think the press conferences are helping him anymore. As I said this morning, most people in this country are neither suffering from TDS nor are they huge fans of Trump. They want him to do well, but they are tired of the sparring with the press. I've heard that from 5 people who voted for Trump. They have other worries besides what some dumbass reporter said and what Trump's response was.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (HabA/)


I agree. I thought they were helping him by retaining control of the narrative, and preventing the Reds from their usual crap ("Trump's out of touch, uninterested, uninformed, playing golf with his rich friends, skulking in the WH, afraid to answer to the people, etc.")

But at this juncture, after weeks of boring everyone's balls off with details, fact, figures, dates, plans, programs, etc. none of the Reds' usual tropes will wash, and anyone trying them will be laughed at.

Maybe just dial back the press conferences to one a week now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (J4SfM)

315 Sooth she has ill fitting dentures. Saw my mother in law do it a thousand times.

She has $30k freezers and $13/pint ice cream, and she can't get proper-fitting dentures?
Posted by: pep at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (T6t7i)

TMJ and she does it when she is mad/furious.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (85Gof)

316 My hairdresser came over today to cut my hair and my sister's hair. She was so grateful for the business. She doesn't know how much longer she can keep going. She is getting no breaks when it comes to the rent for her salon.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:33
--------------------------------------
Curious? I guess she's an independent contractor or self-employed. Can she get unemployment?

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (Dhht7)

317 No way PDT is losing his "base." They will vote for him regardless...or, if only not to vote to Biden.
A Biden win is the death of the Republic.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (axyOa)

And of Biden

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:44 PM (CqE5x)

318 And if you watch the video, you'll notice there is not a fence or wall around the governor's house. Never has been.

Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2020 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

319
And watching PornHub
could be

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2020 05:44 PM (5bxa0)

320 The Pressers will not matter. This race will start after labor day, if slow joe is still the nominee

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:44 PM (85Gof)

321 Mara Corday was a sexy little tart

gave Clint one of his first breaks

she posed for playboy but didn't believe in frontal nudity

like Clint, is still alive at 90

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2020 05:44 PM (tQbpU)

322
"The DNC" seems less and less like a single entity with any particular goals and more like a parliament of brain-damaged ferrets in a bathtub full of cocaine.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2020 05:13 PM (t+qrx)


What a perfect description of today's DNC. You really should get your AoS membership renewed for free with this one. You deserve it, hogmartin!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 05:45 PM (sy5kK)

323 Nutzi just needs more Poligrip. It would be gold to see her choppers fall out and clack across the podium before falling to the floor.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2020 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

324 Nailed it.
This is what he's doing.

Posted by: JoeF.

Then why not support Kemp in GA, for the people of Georgia's sake?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (CTdps)

Trump's always been careful to say that it's Kemp's decision.
And it is.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:45 PM (CqE5x)

325 >>>286 What idiot thinks The FAB will have any sway with the independents who will decide this election?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)


She'll raise the vote from 22% to 30%.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:45 PM (SWrii)

326
It would be gold to see her choppers fall out and clack across the podium before falling to the floor.

Posted by: wth


I just pictured this! hahahaha

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (CTdps)

327 Are we sure Fingers was asleep? He could have been daydreaming about Tara Reade.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

328 307 >I think he's looking down at his computer screen...
Posted by: It's me donna


me too, much as I'd like to believe otherwise
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:42 PM (iTXRQ)
-------

Either that or he was following her script on a piece of paper.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (G0vdT)

329 He's pinin' for the interns.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (DjrvG)

330 Trump daily pressers are an either/or: either he does them and the MS trashes him or he doesn't do them and the MSM trashes him.

I like to think that it makes him appear to be in the leadership role, not hiding behind a press secretary like Obama or Biden would do.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (4a9Vv)

331 320 The Pressers will not matter. This race will start after labor day, if slow joe is still the nominee
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:44 PM (85Gof)

agreed, the debates will finally matter in a presidential race

it will be over midway through the first debate

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (tQbpU)

332 She'll raise the vote from 22% to 30%.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:45 PM (SWrii)

raise what vote?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (85Gof)

333 I think he's looking down at his computer screen...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2020 05:41 PM (5bxa0)

And watching PornHub
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (CqE5x)
.......

or the South Park Fingerbang song.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2020 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

334
Has anyone here ever owned a set of those joke teeth?
I guess it's more a Halloween thing. But it's right up there with fake doo poo and Hand Buzzers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:47 PM (CTdps)

335 That way be one of the few ways left for Trump to win-if Hillary becomes the VP candidate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:02 PM (bW1Yb)

Oh yeah, if nothing would get him the vote it would be the thought of Hillary being one busted blood vessel from the launch codes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2020 05:47 PM (8mA0D)

336 om Fitton @TomFitton
2h
BREAKING: Judge Sullivan issues unusual order in @GenFlynn case.

Brad Heath @bradheath
Judge Sullivan says the law firm that previously represented Mike Flynn must re-search "every document and communication pertaining to the firm's representation of Mr. Flynn."

The firm's notice is sealed, but this isn't the type or order you see from a judge who is pleased.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 28, 2020 05:47 PM (uu7OJ)

337 If - and it's still a big if - there is mail in voting, then Trump will be crushed.

That is why the lockdown lifting will always be "two more weeks."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2020 05:34 PM (s2VJv)


If the dems try to keep us under lockdown or attempt Part Deux in the fall and try to arrest us for going out
to vote, then arrest me.


I'll make sure my daughter films it and uploads it to youtube for posterity. I'll bet there would be a lot of Morons attempting the same thing that day.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (8/7u2)

338 235 In case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, Biden is play-acting demented to cooperate with the plan to replace him on the ticket.
---
That little mezzo fanook ain't smaht enough to pull it off.

Posted by: Vincent "The Chin" Gigante at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (sWM8x)

339 they Just "FOUND" 17,500 Documents

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (uu7OJ)

340
Joe is already functioning a too low a level to debate Trump. I highly doubt there will be a debate (if Joe is still even going by then).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (BOr8Z)

341 Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:43 PM (dUJdY)

It occurred to me that it's like hearing a couple fighting for hours every evening. At first, you might think the husband is reasonable and the wife is nuts (or vice versa, I guess) but if you're listening to them fight everyday for weeks, eventually you just want both of them to shut the hell up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (HabA/)

342 Ok, you have got to be fucking kidding me. Washington was going to release the Green River serial killer to keep him from dying of Covid?!?! One vote?

This is not fucking funny anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (A5zUN)

343 I think he's looking down at his computer screen...
Posted by: It's me donna


me too, much as I'd like to believe otherwise
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:42 PM (iTXRQ)


You know, this plays out everywhere. Grampy is sitting there for a long long looooong time without moving. Either he's asleep or he's dead or he's just so checked out, at this point what difference does it make.

They're currently saying this is their choice to take over as leader of the country.

He's no more qualified than MY grampy.

And my grampy has been dead for 40 years.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (hku12)

344 Rachel Lucas is making quite a few appearances on FB lately. Ya'll remember her?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (dUJdY)

345 Well. You stop aging on the day you die.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 05:27 PM (9lf8f)


I gotta admit, I expected the nic after this comment to be

Buzzion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (Z4rgH)

346 raise what vote?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (85Gof)


22% of voters will vote for Biden. If Hillary is the nominee she will raise that voter turnout to 33%.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (SWrii)

347 Joe is already functioning a too low a level to debate Trump. I highly doubt there will be a debate (if Joe is still even going by then).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (BOr8Z)

Yup no debates, but the dnc will arrange it so it appears PDT is pulling out..Like demanding the 2 moderaters are acosta and nuzzi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (85Gof)

348 lol Donna!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (dUJdY)

349 https://tinyurl.com/yaugg849

Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2020 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

If someone pressed this in court...a big if...they'd have no actual legal basis for not releasing the information. I think this is what we call "the BIG BLUFF" - like a toad that blows itself up to look really large when they know deep inside, it wouldn't take much of a pin prick to shrink them back down to size...

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)

350 Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)


Great. Who's your Governor?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (bW1Yb)

351 conspiracy theory ... Hillary arranged for Biden to be drugged .. so she can be there next to him, looking like the obvious replacement.

or Joe just fell asleep, briefly ... but when Hillary is involved,expect the nefarious.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (Cus5s)

352 Trump up

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (lwiT4)

353 It was a moment of silence for all the women who weren't lucky enough to be raped by him.

They will never know his tender grope, his gentle forceable penetration, his loving pin against the wall

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 28, 2020 05:50 PM (vPKfA)

354 To be fair, Joe gets better reception from Vega if he closes his eyes and concentrates.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2020 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

355 Bo Derek is pretty. Pretty vacant. And we dont caaare!

Posted by: Regular joe at April 28, 2020 05:50 PM (6/uwW)

356 22% of voters will vote for Biden. If Hillary is the nominee she will raise that voter turnout to 33%.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (SWrii)

I doubt The FAB has "raised" anything in 50 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:50 PM (85Gof)

357 Friendly audience.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:50 PM (lwiT4)

358 Ok, you have got to be fucking kidding me. Washington was going to release the Green River serial killer to keep him from dying of Covid?!?! One vote?

This is not fucking funny anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 05:48 PM (A5zUN)


He's just an old fella now, like a discarded shoe, washing up on the banks of the river.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (hku12)

359 I like to think that it makes him appear to be in the leadership role, not hiding behind a press secretary like Obama or Biden would do.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2020 05:46 PM (4a9Vv)


I think that at this point Trump has immunized himself against any allegations that he's not up to speed, not in charge, not involved, etc.

The press conferences served a valuable function, but that function has now been served.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (J4SfM)

360 I doubt there will be debates
at least not live, face-to-face

maybe they'll consent to letting Biden speak from a hermetically-sealed isolation booth, attached to electrodes and fitted with some sort of AI speech generator

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

361 344 Rachel Lucas is making quite a few appearances on FB lately. Ya'll remember her?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (dUJdY)

She had a good blog. Dogs with hats and politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (A5zUN)

362 If Trump starts doing press conferences again it should be with the economic restart team not the corona bunch.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (3DZIZ)

363 Nothing happening. Did they delete this off the internets already?

Posted by: I Have Questions at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (+v+zN)

364 Rachel Lucas is making quite a few appearances on FB lately. Ya'll remember her?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM



I'm waiting for Milana Vayntrub to start showing up again.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (axyOa)

365 The tell is the clip doesn't last till he opens his eyes and attempts to speak.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (SWrii)

366 338 235 In case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, Biden is play-acting demented to cooperate with the plan to replace him on the ticket."

Nope. Biden is far too ambitious and egotistical. He's wanted this this whole life. I think he still believes he can be President - but his mind and body aren't cooperating.

It's like a guy in the minor leagues who gets called up to the bigs - he wants more than anything to hit like DiMaggio but somehow he keeps striking out.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 05:52 PM (HabA/)

367 If Trump starts doing press conferences again it should be with the economic restart team not the corona bunch.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 28, 2020 05:51 PM (3DZIZ)



That's what he's doing right now. whitehouse.gov/live

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lwiT4)

368 Rachel Lucas - now there's a name I've not come across in a long, long time.

Posted by: I Have Questions at April 28, 2020 05:52 PM (+v+zN)

369 Yup no debates, but the dnc will arrange it so it appears PDT is pulling out..Like demanding the 2 moderaters are acosta and nuzzi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 05:49 PM (85Gof)

They will be no debates in a live forum. The man can't get past an interview with sycophantic media toadies, he'll never make a "think on your feet" rumble with Trump and they know it - his brain is a sloppy bowl of gruel at this point.

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 05:52 PM (32YRo)

370 maybe they'll consent to letting Biden speak from a hermetically-sealed isolation booth, attached to electrodes and fitted with some sort of AI speech generator
---
Like Bubble Boy!

Posted by: Art VanDelay at April 28, 2020 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

371 Fitton @TomFitton
2h
BREAKING: Judge Sullivan issues unusual order in @GenFlynn case.

Brad Heath @bradheath
Judge Sullivan says the law firm that previously represented Mike Flynn must re-search "every document and communication pertaining to the firm's representation of Mr. Flynn."

The firm's notice is sealed, but this isn't the type or order you see from a judge who is pleased.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

The discovery process in Flynn's lawsuit against them for malpractice was going to ask for the same.

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 05:52 PM (B7KlG)

372
Judge Sullivan says the law firm that previously represented Mike Flynn must re-search "every document and communication pertaining to the firm's representation of Mr. Flynn."


Translation from this piece of shit judge: Look again. We, um, I mean the prosecution, knows those documents are in there.

In other words, it sounds to me like the corrupt prosecutors somehow got the "missing" or "withheld" documents into the old files and the corrupt judge, who is in on the farce, wants them to be "discovered."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:53 PM (CTdps)

373 Nope. Biden is far too ambitious and egotistical. He's wanted this this whole life. I think he still believes he can be President - but his mind and body aren't cooperating.

Not with Dr. Jill measuring the drapes

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2020 05:53 PM (5bxa0)

374 She had a good blog. Dogs with hats and politics.

Yes! I loved her blog. I'm glad she at least making a few FB appearances. She was my go to every day back then.. her and Ace.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 05:53 PM (dUJdY)

375
A Biden win is the death of the Republic.
Posted by: Diogenes


The Republic is on a ventilator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

376 In other words, it sounds to me like the corrupt prosecutors somehow got the "missing" or "withheld" documents into the old files and the corrupt judge, who is in on the farce, wants them to be "discovered."

meaning it's just gonna drag on

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2020 05:53 PM (5bxa0)

377
One thing is obvious: The DOJ prosecutors are denying they withheld any docs, and the judge seems to believe them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:54 PM (CTdps)

378 Brad Heath @bradheath
Judge Sullivan says the law firm that previously represented Mike Flynn must re-search "every document and communication pertaining to the firm's representation of Mr. Flynn...

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 28, 2020 05:47
-------------------------------------
Is this the same thing? From previous thread per JackStraw:

Covington and Burling, Flynn's previous lawyers, just turned over an additional 6,800 documents that they were supposed to have turned over last year.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 04:25

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)

379 Whelp, the WH site says 5PM.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:54 PM (SWrii)

380 Talking about reopening: soon and fast

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:54 PM (lwiT4)

381 >>In other words, it sounds to me like the corrupt prosecutors somehow got the "missing" or "withheld" documents into the old files and the corrupt judge, who is in on the farce, wants them to be "discovered."

Covington and Burling were Flynn's previous lawyers not the prosecutors. His own lawyers sandbagged him.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)

382 Whelp, the WH site says 5PM.



Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:54 PM (SWrii)



He's on now. From the East Room I think. Focusing on small businesses.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

383
The Republic is on a ventilator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 05:53 PM



Well, at least there are plenty to go around.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 05:55 PM (axyOa)

384 The only way there will be mail in voting is if the Senate and Trump agree. What do you think the odds of that happening are?

Trump has said "no way" in interviews. It is dead if not at the state level.

Posted by: Ann at April 28, 2020 05:55 PM (NDO5Q)

385 Friendly audience.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:50 PM (lwiT4)
~~~~~

What channel, grammie?

Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2020 05:55 PM (sGotD)

386 Rachel Lucas is making quite a few appearances on FB lately. Ya'll remember her?
Posted by: Jewells45

Was she hot?

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (B7KlG)

387 Haven't found the presser on any channel

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (ZCEU2)

388 So Coca Cola 600 is trending on Twatter. Looking at the details, the article states that the NC Governor has cleared the way for the race to be held without fans.

Stupid question: what is the point of playing sports with no fans? Is that not how they make money to pay the athletes?

Yes, I imagine each sports league has a TV deal to broadcast their games/events?

But, for the sake of argument, could sports leagues survive on fan-less games/events going forward?

That is obviously the goal of the Green New Deal "climate crisis" radicals: no more unnecessary mass gatherings of any kind, when everyone can just stay at home and not drive their earth-destroying vehicles to/from games.

I just wonder what percentage of the profit for a sports team/league comes from TV deals compared to fans at games (tickets + food + souvenirs).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (Do5/p)

389 Irish-

Did you look into Noble Energy?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)

390 What channel, grammie?

Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2020 05:55 PM (sGotD)



I'm watching the White House feed: whitehouse.gov/live

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (lwiT4)

391 Biden will be at home in slippers and robe passing executive orders.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (SWrii)

392 Haven't found the presser on any channel

He had something earlier

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (5bxa0)

393 That's what he's doing right now. whitehouse.gov/live

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:52
--------------------------------------------
I think that's a replay. He did that at 3pE I think.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (Dhht7)

394 The only way there will be mail in voting is if the Senate and Trump agree. What do you think the odds of that happening are?
---
Cher's latest revelation: Trump is trying to bankrupt the postal service to prevent vote by mail.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 28, 2020 05:57 PM (sWM8x)

395 38 it's on c-span

Posted by: Megthered at April 28, 2020 05:57 PM (SM/op)

396 >Haven't found the presser on any channel
Posted by: Skip


there isn't one

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:57 PM (iTXRQ)

397 the is a livestream from earlier today on at the whitehouse live site.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 28, 2020 05:57 PM (3DZIZ)

398 Applause for Mnuchin and Ivanka

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:57 PM (lwiT4)

399
Covington and Burling were Flynn's previous lawyers not the prosecutors. His own lawyers sandbagged him.

Posted by: JackStraw


So is Powell saying the DOJ withheld the evidence, or is she claiming the former defense team ignored the evidence?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:58 PM (CTdps)

400 oh there he is

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:58 PM (iTXRQ)

401 the is a livestream from earlier today on at the whitehouse live site.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 28, 2020 05:57 PM (3DZIZ)


It's a rerun? Oh - I'm always behind a step.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:58 PM (lwiT4)

402 is this live?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:58 PM (iTXRQ)

403 Wow, hillary said during that video that this would be a terrible crisis to waste.
And called for health justice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

404 Well there is one D governor who has figured out the state needs tax revenue. I heard he even pushed back at some of the counties that were extending their stay at home orders.

But Jewells, unless NM restricts folks coming in, surely your commie mayor can't stop you from going there? Its one thing for them to be able to browbeat local businesses that need to continue permits and so on into remaining closed but these wanna be dictators cannot stop folks from getting in their cars and driving to freedom and I bet you can buy airline tickets too.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM (T9Hmo)

405 Sundown ya better take care ...
If I find you been creepin' 'round my leg hairs

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM (zCkIU)

406 I think that's a replay. He did that at 3pE I think.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (Dhht7)


Aw shucks.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM (lwiT4)

407 >>So is Powell saying the DOJ withheld the evidence, or is she claiming the former defense team ignored the evidence?

It appears both the prosecutors and Flynn's team hid exculpatory evidence from both Flynn and the court.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

408 @ProfMJCleveland

BREAKING: @SidneyPowell1 confirms that following redactions, DOJ and Powell will enter a consent order for the unsealing of Exhibit 3 which is the recently discovered (by outside U.S Attorney) and turned over FBI material related to @GenFlynn.

Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM (cF8AT)

409 I am tired of this absurd modern custom of calling people by their last job description as if it's a title of nobility.
"Vice President Biden" is NOT the VP.
"Secretary Clinton" is not a secretary in the typing pool, much less in the Cabinet.

Washington, Adams, Jefferson, et al., were called MR. after office.
When did this change?

(I think it's a 20th century thing. Dunno. But it fits in with the Progressive notion of a perpetual right to lead.)

Posted by: Margarita's 86 yr old mama at April 28, 2020 06:00 PM (M/9m0)

410 Irish-
Did you look into Noble Energy?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Yes, and I was laughing my little butt off. You called it when he wrote that error-riddled Tweet. And I saw your cryptic post this morning too. "Noble Energy." LOL

(I've been keeping up/reading all day today, but not always able to post.)

Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2020 06:00 PM (sGotD)

411 Heh. That's some funny shit. What a dildo.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:00 PM (o2MD2)

412 is this live?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 05:58 PM (iTXRQ)
------------

Memorex.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:00 PM (WEBkv)

413
This is not live.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:01 PM (CTdps)

414 One thing is obvious: The DOJ prosecutors are denying they withheld any docs, and the judge seems to believe them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 05:54 PM (CTdps)

Not sure that's what is going on here - if you're the judge and someone supplies email and note generated evidence that Brady material was, as they say, denied, then in order to nail that down, you'd have to ask the original attorneys for all their material to determine that it happened as was presented. Now the original attorneys are in a bind, they can try to fudge, but the firms ability to try cases in court hinges on honesty, so the last thing they can risk is pulling a fast one here - my crystal ball says - they come clean, they have no help for the DOJ - especially with them knowing Powell and her ability to nail their sorry asses to the cross.

Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2020 06:01 PM (32YRo)

415 403
Wow, hillary said during that video that this would be a terrible crisis to waste.And called for health justice.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

___________



They would prefer that we are all equal in death ... rather than unequal in life

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 06:01 PM (zCkIU)

416 Whenever I watch Mr. Biden on TV it make me want to order set of Giza Dream Sheet with buy one get one free promo code.

Posted by: KIM JONG UN at April 28, 2020 06:01 PM (lMn1U)

417 Shut up Beast! Joe needs his rest so he can be prepared to mentally slaughter Trump in the debates.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:01 PM (o2MD2)

418 what about Kim Jong Done? what's his death status today- anybody know?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 06:02 PM (iTXRQ)

419 Live or not, that disabled gentlemen who was thanking Trump for the chance to get back to work made me tear up.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:02 PM (lwiT4)

420 418
what about Kim Jong Done? what's his death status today- anybody know?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 06:02 PM (iTXRQ)

Schrodinger's Fat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 28, 2020 06:03 PM (KnJdm)

421 Bo Derek is pretty. Pretty vacant. And we dont caaare!
Posted by: Regular joe at April 28, 2020 05:50 PM (6/uwW)

She's a conservative Republican IIRC,

Posted by: Grandpa Biden at April 28, 2020 06:03 PM (2DOZq)

422 Ha ha ha... check out the pic.
https://tinyurl.com/yabznp42

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

423 #409 was NOT my mother!
Not that she would necessarily disagree!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (M/9m0)

424 Whenever I watch Mr. Biden on TV it make me want to order set of Giza Dream Sheet with buy one get one free promo code.
Posted by: KIM JONG UN at April 28, 2020 06:01 PM (lMn1U)
........

It makes me want to buy a set of Ginzu knives and start a killing spree.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

425 iden will be at home in slippers and robe passing executive orders.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020


*
*

Executive orders? More like gas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (rpbg1)

426 @271
Its kinda like what happened to Hollywood. The old guard hangs on to power no matter what.

Posted by: artemis at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (AwPyG)

427
I was under the impression Flynn's former defense team was inept. Are you saying they were conspiring with the DOJ lawyers to screw over Flynn?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (F03MK)

428 418 what about Kim Jong Done? what's his death status today- anybody know?
====
Wait for the dancing pallbearers. Then we will know.

Posted by: Dingbat at April 28, 2020 06:05 PM (KylN9)

429 She's a conservative Republican IIRC,

Yes she is. Which is why you never saw her in another movie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

430 what about Kim Jong Done? what's his death status today- anybody know?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 06:02 PM (iTXRQ

He's just hiding from the Corona according to a Japanese news station. They spotted his train in one of his hideaway homes.

Posted by: Grandpa Biden at April 28, 2020 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

431 411
Heh. That's some funny shit. What a dildo.

Says something when you don't even qualify as a real dick.

Posted by: dartist at April 28, 2020 06:05 PM (K22Va)

432 Ha ha ha... check out the pic.
https://tinyurl.com/yabznp42
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (r+sAi)
........

Looks like the inside of a mental institution.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

433 That's what I'm on and I got Coming Soon

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 06:06 PM (SWrii)

434 @414
You're missing the part where the judge is as corrupt as the prosecutors and defense counsel were

Posted by: artemis at April 28, 2020 06:06 PM (AwPyG)

435 Off senile sock

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 28, 2020 06:06 PM (2DOZq)

436 427


I was under the impression Flynn's former defense team was inept.
Are you saying they were conspiring with the DOJ lawyers to screw over
Flynn?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (F03MK)

Read Flynn's Declaration in Support of the Motion to Dismiss. It sure seems like they are spinning the tale of conflict of interest and perhaps "collusion" with the DOJ, to get Trump.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 28, 2020 06:06 PM (KnJdm)

437 >He's just hiding from the Corona according to a Japanese news station. They spotted his train in one of his hideaway homes.
Posted by: Grandpa Biden


no secret volcano lair?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (iTXRQ)

438
She's a conservative Republican IIRC,
Posted by: Grandpa Biden at April 28, 2020 06:03 PM (2DOZq)
*****
Used to be more Libertarian/Republican

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (uu7OJ)

439 Wow, hillary said during that video that this would be a terrible crisis to waste.
And called for health justice.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 05:59 PM



I wonder how many focus groups were used to come up with that phrase "health justice?"

Just WTF does that mean anyway?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (axyOa)

440 It makes me want to buy a set of Ginzu knives and start a killing spree.

Sharper than our German knives?!

Posted by: banned ktel mr microphone for pocket fishermen at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (XvDih)

441 OT. My daughter just brought me 2 Reubens from Arby's. I think I'll keep her. Well, until their is a vaccine for the Kung Flu. Then all bets are off.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (Dhht7)

442 A Biden win is the death of the Republic.

The Republic is all ready dead. Tell me all about your Constitutional Rights right now.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (C+evo)

443 Yes she is. Which is why you never saw her in another movie.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

Saw an interview a few years back with Bo. Asked what made her a conservative she said "life experience".
Bo isn't an empty headed hollywood nitwit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (o2MD2)

444 409
I am tired of this absurd modern custom of calling people by their last job description as if it's a title of nobility.

"Vice President Biden" is NOT the VP.

"Secretary Clinton" is not a secretary in the typing pool, much less in the Cabinet.



Washington, Adams, Jefferson, et al., were called MR. after office.

When did this change?



(I think it's a 20th century thing. Dunno. But it fits in with the Progressive notion of a perpetual right to lead.)



Posted by: Margarita's 86 yr old mama at April 28, 2020 06:00 PM (M/9m0)

_______


+1 this has annoyed me for decades. I remember learning in elementary school to address letters to political representatives as Dear Honorable such and such. I can't bring myself to do that today.
.

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 06:08 PM (zCkIU)

445 You're missing the part where the judge is as corrupt as the prosecutors and defense counsel were
Posted by: artemis at April 28, 2020 06:06 PM (AwPyG)
*******
And you have no clue

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 28, 2020 06:08 PM (uu7OJ)

446 Hill Mog is running again.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 06:08 PM (WX+x0)

447 Sooth,
Flynn's former lawyers were the Eric Holder firm. Which tends to support the theory that this was all a Flynn-sting from the get-go

Posted by: artemis at April 28, 2020 06:08 PM (AwPyG)

448 What happened to my NOOD?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

449
Flynn's former lawyers were the Eric Holder firm. Which tends to support the theory that this was all a Flynn-sting from the get-go

Posted by: artemis


Beautiful. Good thing the DOJ and these federal judges are The Gang Who Can't Shoot Straight.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:10 PM (F03MK)

450 @445
Mainly I say that because Judge Sullivan has been stalling sentencing for over 2 years, which is against all Fed Rules and really a head-scratcher when you consider Flynn pled out. So why? I think the judge knows there's a sting in play, and he doesn't know how to get out of it.I suppose time will tell

Posted by: artemis at April 28, 2020 06:10 PM (AwPyG)

451 Wonder what Flynn's lawyers billed him for withholding exculpatory evidence? What a fucking cesspool!

Posted by: keena at April 28, 2020 06:11 PM (bu215)

452 DC judges are cons until they show me some justice for our side. Still waiting and waiting and waiting.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 06:11 PM (WX+x0)

453 maybe they'll consent to letting Biden speak from a hermetically-sealed isolation booth, attached to electrodes and fitted with some sort of AI speech generator

Oh Great. Max Headroom 2.0

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (C+evo)

454 Come NOV 4th, there gonna be a lot of pardons

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:19 PM (85Gof)

455
Or his fictional childhood in the coalfields of the Valleys of South Wales.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at April 28, 2020 05:31 PM (Ku0pf)

Working alongside his mate, Neil Kinnock.

Labour Strong!

Posted by: Fox2! at April 28, 2020 06:24 PM (iqX2J)

456
Hillary would love to do a My Pillow commercial with Joe.

You know how it would end ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (pNxlR)

457 422
Ha ha ha... check out the pic.
https://tinyurl.com/yabznp42


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

Never seen that one before. Seen a shit ton of him groping....but there is always one more new one..... ehh Fingerbang?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (WwSyk)

458 For once, I'm on Biden's side. If I had to listen to Hillary for very long I would also fall asleep.

Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2020 11:33 PM (B4RPl)

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