Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/22/20) Non-Girthy Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“He was just a troubled young man with mental illness who didn’t want to be in the halfway house. He said he felt trapped, like it was like jail … that’s why he always left,” Danisha Soto


Quote II


"I've had about 60 to 70 percent of my employees reach out to me and tell me that they are willing to work. If you're not, by all means — customers as well — if you want to stay at home, my God this is America, stay at home, you have every right to"Dan Zierath, owner of Jackson's Blue Ribbon Pub in Wauwatosa


Quote III

Were we really just a month ago debating how many genders there are? Replacing bathroom signs in Target Stores now shuttered and policed by beetle-men masked and with batons, in front of which lines now extend for a carton of milk or an odd roll of toilet paper? Were we really debating the ancient origins of oppression in order to single out a sorry few for vindictive retaliation in a final revenge on their success? It seems foolishness now, does it not, the rantings of the economically illiterate comfortable lying fetid and hazardous upon so great a bounty as our free-market system had given us. Joel D. Hirst


Quote IV

“We want to make sure that people can practice their religion, yes, but it can’t conflict with the overarching public health guidelines,” Frey said. “It allows people to stay together even when they’re praying apart, and we want to make sure that we’re doing proper social distancing and physical distancing in particular.”Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey

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Wanna be car says, "Bring it on coppers." You've been warned: If you watch this chase you'll never have those 41 minutes of your life back again.

With the world in crisis, it's easy to feel demotivated and down. What we all need right now is a feel-good story about overcoming obstacles and triumphs of the human spirit...like this guy who decided to run from the cops in a humble Smart Fortwo powered by nothing but three cylinders, less than a hundred horsepower, and sheer force of will.

It also doesn't hurt that the simple visual of this thing being tracked by news helicopters in an L.A.-style police "pursuit" is just damn funny. I mean, is it really a car chase if other motorists are casually and consistently overtaking you? Legit or not, it's quality quarantine entertainment.


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I wish you could see my SHOCKED FACE!

School District Cracks Down on Free Meals After Parents Caught Selling Them Online

A Florida school district is cracking down on its free school meal program after it caught parents selling the food online.

Staff at Hillsborough County Public Schools have now installed a tracker on the meals to ensure parents are not cheating the system, WFLA reported.

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Of course she's not crazy (wink, nod, wink)

Woman’s Love For Antique Chandelier She Named Lumiere Ruled ‘Not A Sexual Orientation’

She identifies as an "objectum sexual," meaning that she is attracted to objects.

Amanda Liberty changed her name from Whittaker after falling in love with New York’s Statue of Liberty.

The spectrum of sexual orientations has certainly grown in recent years — in both specifics and social acceptability. According to The Guardian, however, British woman Amanda Liberty’s attraction to a 92-year-old German chandelier didn’t convince press regulator IPSO it warranted legal protection.


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How do you dispose of a beached whale? (No, I'm not talking about the broads on The View)

In case you don't know the story, in November 1970, a sperm whale of roughly the same size washed up on the beach in Florence, Ore. Local officials considered several methods of disposing the body, like dragging it out to sea. Ultimately, they went with the most exciting option available—blowin' it up real good.

It was a bit of a disaster. The dynamite blew chunks of whale flesh 800 feet in the air, raining viscera down on bystanders and destroying a car in the adjacent parking lot. It's a moment that has lived in infamy ever since, most recently being appropriated by a town in England as a coronavirus allegory.

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Guess what? Something not Kung flu related. Definitely chuckle worthy.


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KC BBQ and thinking outside the box.

Kansas City Is Now Home to a BBQ Vending Machine

Burnt ends at the push of a button!

Although it’s ideal for contactless takeout and delivery amidst the COVID-19 pandemic, the vending machine has been in the works since last winter. Takeout has always been the main focus at Jones, and demand was there. “There’s a bar in the same strip as us, and people would come up wanting something to eat at two in the morning,” Jones says. “I always had to tell them no because we just started cooking.”


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



Born on this day: 22 Apr 1936
Glen Campbell, country singer, songwriter, TV presenter. Hits include ‘By the Time I Get to Phoenix’, ‘Wichita Lineman’, and ‘Rhinestone Cowboy’. As a session musician in the 1960s he worked with Bobby Darin, Ricky Nelson, The Monkees, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra. His guitar playing can be heard on ‘Strangers in the Night’ by Frank Sinatra, ‘You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'‘ by The Righteous Brothers and ‘I'm a Believer’ by The Monkees. Campbell became a patient at an Alzheimer's long-term care and treatment facility in 2014 and died of the disease in Nashville, Tennessee on August 8, 2017 at the age of 81. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Laughing gas, car & lighter = Genius Award Winners.

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These kids decided to put others first. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

The stables and the family's house completely burned down. These buildings were around 300 years old.

The next morning at the local public school, students were shocked by the news of the horrific event.

They wanted to help.

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1 foist?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 22, 2020 09:58 PM (z79tQ)

2 Whoa

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 09:58 PM (b+qEC)

3 Yay ONT. Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 22, 2020 09:58 PM (zUdXR)

4 shazam

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (H5knJ)

5 I wuz robbed.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (HuH1F)

6 It's a grey day. And evening.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (z79tQ)

7 LIBERATE UPSTATE NY!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (k3LsB)

8 Hello, anybody here?

Posted by: It Almost Applies at April 22, 2020 09:59 PM (zcvbQ)

9 Mis Hum, did you weave some more of your evil majic?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 22, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

10 CC and sour tonight. It sounds like our president did another stellar job at the presser. Soothing picture up top. I'd like to be there...

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 22, 2020 10:00 PM (zUdXR)

11 First?

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at April 22, 2020 10:01 PM (emO+i)

12 Ha, what just happened? The post disappeared-arama

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 22, 2020 10:01 PM (zUdXR)

13 Pretty early for once.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at April 22, 2020 10:01 PM (U2esv)

14 Pretty!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 22, 2020 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

15 And just like that, it was gone...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 10:02 PM (k3LsB)

16 Refreshed the page and it's back to quarantine cafe.
Weird stuff

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 22, 2020 10:02 PM (z79tQ)

17 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at April 22, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

18 I tells ya, MisHum has it in for me.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 22, 2020 10:02 PM (HuH1F)

19 Next ONT better be a True Girth edition!

Posted by: John Wang at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (onXlF)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (arJlL)

21 Thanks for another wonderful ONT, Mis Hum! Love that photo up top. So beautiful.

Glen Campbell was such a rare talent.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (WFcrO)

22 what a lovely picture of the view from Sen Sander's new vacation home, after he collects his payoff from the Dems.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (4a9Vv)

23 s***loads of work here, supervising a bunch of medical students who are helping gather and analyze information for the medical staff at our hospital. Take the job I do (teaching included, and turn the speed up 5X.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (U2esv)

24 Superb Owl party. Lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (PUmDY)

25 But always time for my fellow morons.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (U2esv)

26 Jeeze, blink and y'all are at 25 comments...

Posted by: Baron Mordo at April 22, 2020 10:04 PM (gD6Ka)

27 Ben Mankowitz doesn't understand Koyannisqatsi at all. There are 3 sections, all thematically and musically distinguished:
1) the beauty and majesty of nature
2) the power and accomplishments of man
3) man in disharmony with Nature

The sequence of the demolition of the Cabrinia Green housing projects is absolutely brilliant! Take it as a metaphor for Governement overreach and liberal hubris.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

28

The Globalist fake Americans continue to identify themselves and separate themselves from real Americans, who believe in the Constitution in both good times and bad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (sy5kK)

29 {{{{Horde}}}}

How you y'all doing? Looks like I might be able to get a pedicure on Monday.......fingers crossed polesucker doesn't fuck this up

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (/UQ/R)

30 18 I tells ya, MisHum has it in for me.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 22, 2020 10:02 PM (HuH1F)


No. Not really.
You would know, I wouldn't leave you guessing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

31 Dennis Miller: ' You know the difference between Pelosi and her freezer? When Pelosi opens her mouth, the light doesn't go on.'

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2020 10:07 PM (X5CsJ)

32 Rain, hail, and snow today, not in that order. Late April in Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

33 Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (/UQ/R)

Your nic is pushing the margins a bit. Please delete it and use your regular one.

Thanks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 10:08 PM (dLLD6)

34 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Observation.

And I didn't think I could get any hungrier after reading about the burnt ends machine.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2020 10:09 PM (UMXod)

35 That Gentle on My mind clip is one of my YouTube favorites. Campbell was so ridiculously talented. There is another piece from that session (where Ralph Emery gathered a bunch of the greats together) when Waylon recounts how Campbell never forgot people who were still trying to get ahead via his television show. Good stuff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 10:09 PM (JCrfD)

36 Thanks for the ONT.

Healthy brunette in the last pic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:10 PM (A5zUN)

37 Observation. Always good advice to keep your head on a swivel!

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 10:10 PM (K22Va)

38 Good evening, {{{Horde}}}!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

39 Seems slow tonight...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 10:10 PM (UUBmN)

40 Glen Campbell and Alice Cooper were really close friends. They liked to golf together.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 10:11 PM (xPl2J)

41 {{{Horde!}}}

The feel-good story was really nice. That town is raising some good kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:11 PM (OzQGF)

42 Yay, ONT! Evening, all.

Just got back from another successful mission to bring the spirit of semi-rural health and happiness to our local grocery employees, those brave warriors on the front lines of fearmongering and grumpiness.

Scored blueberries and eggs. We really live in paradise. Paradise, with mosquitoes.

Well, off to purroose the poaste.

Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at April 22, 2020 10:11 PM (+X43N)

43 Evening Ladyl

Posted by: wing at April 22, 2020 10:11 PM (JFzNN)

44 Ahhhhh. I feel good. Thanks is for the GFM link Tami.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at April 22, 2020 10:12 PM (dGPsu)

45 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:13 PM (qAR6u)

46 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Observation.

That one is reusable.

...brought to you by horndogs.

...brought to you by sales & marketing.

("sales" is the right one.)

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2020 10:13 PM (P1f+c)

47
Effing Hannity is cutting off his guests more than usual tonight.

I'm fast forwarding the DVR when he doesn't have a guest, but then when the guest shows up and I drop back to normal speed, he still cuts them off.

I may not even keep DVRing his show.

Has Sean ever heard of manners?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

48 Re: Observation

At first I was thinking old picture.

Then, looking at the clothing, I am wondering if European. Mediterranean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:13 PM (A5zUN)

49 Grammie is doing pretty good on her GFM.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 10:13 PM (K22Va)

50 Good evening, Wing!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

51 What a beautiful peaceful picture.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

52 Hey everybody.

I think my local Black Angus is a goner. I drove by today, and they weren't even open for take-out and delivery. They were just closed and the lot was empty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

53 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (YtJs4)

54 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (qAR6u)

55 Saw the news in the previous threat about grammie's GFM and read about Ace's ongoing illness. Funds sent to them both.

grammie, I just found out about the GFM half an hour ago. I'm one of those backward 'ettes who reads the content and sometimes skips the comments. Pease do consider leaving it up for longer so our other backward brethren and sistern have a chance at finding it, too.

Ace, I'm worried about you. Nothing can replace rest when it comes to recovery. Please, please rest.

Posted by: Lily von Shtupp at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (uuPqT)

56 re 31: what's in Pelosi's mouth ain't dessert

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (4a9Vv)

57 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

58 Thanks kbdabear.

She is quite nice:
https://tinyurl.com/y7yv5sc9

Seems familiar. Have to do a image search.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:16 PM (A5zUN)

59
If I concentrate enough, I can picture myself at 14 and watching The Glenn Campbell Show again.

Amazing talent, that guy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

60 Anyone know what size boots the Ewok has?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at April 22, 2020 10:16 PM (dGPsu)

61 I think my local Black Angus is a goner. I drove by today, and they weren't even open for take-out and delivery. They were just closed and the lot was empty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

Hm. Just googled our local one and it says location temporarily closed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:16 PM (OzQGF)

62 >>what's in Pelosi's mouth ain't dessert
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach

She's still got Some of JFK's semen between her teeth.

Posted by: Aviator at April 22, 2020 10:16 PM (0FTCx)

63 If you are going to a restaurant and have to wear a mask, how do you eat.

My wife suggested putting a spaghetti hole in the front of your mask.

Genius, I tell you!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (Fc5rx)

64 Observation reminds me of a prank that ought to be played.

Get the dark glasses and white cane, go into a topless club, and start gropin' my way around.

I'll tell 'em "I'm just looking!"

..milliseconds before the bouncer sends me flyin' out the door.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

65 Hey everybody.

I think my local Black Angus is a goner. I drove by today, and they weren't even open for take-out and delivery. They were just closed and the lot was empty.
Posted by: qdpsteve


With the forced shut down, it may cost more to stay open than to shut down.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (rGtm/)

66 {{Ladyl}}!!

{{wds}}I may have to drive to CO to get a damn pedicure!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

67 I'm dropping in long enough to once again say what an amazing group of people you all are.

You all have touched lives that will never know.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (TsX0v)

68 56
re 31: what's in Pelosi's mouth ain't dessert

Prolly ain't teeth either.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (K22Va)

69 Jordan: uh oh.
If they can't even stay open for take-outs and delivery, that's bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

70 You all have touched lives that will never know.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (TsX0v)
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I sneak up behind them, grab, and melt back into the crowd!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

71 rickb, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

72 I sneak up behind them, grab, and melt back into the crowd!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 22, 2020 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

So that was YOU!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 22, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

73 qdpsteve
Where, in general are you?
I haven't seen a Black Angus for years.
The founder used to have his cattle ranch about 10 miles east of where I am now.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (Eb+fP)

74 If they can't even stay open for take-outs and delivery, that's bad.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Our Pei Wei is closed. Didn't even try to do curbside.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (rGtm/)

75 That black & white pic at the bottom is Relevant to My Interests

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (qAR6u)

76 From Insty...

Bloomturd has discovered some WFH people are no longer W:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9zt3vzh

Meanwhile, Kanye is feeding people:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7eorxsp

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (0ReGO)

77 We're are good group Ben Had. I'm proud to be a part of it. God bless the day I stumbled upon this blog. And God bless Ace.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

78 The Genius Award winners...

The screaming after the award was achieved, I had to struggle not to laugh. Am I a bad person?

Posted by: PennaLady at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (8HBLI)

79 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (Eb+fP)

We have one in Spokane Valley.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:22 PM (OzQGF)

80 We're are good group Ben Had. I'm proud to be a part of it. God bless the day I stumbled upon this blog. And God bless Ace.
Posted by: Jewells45



Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 10:22 PM (rGtm/)

81 Winston, in Lakewood CA.
Near the LA County/Orange County border.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

82 I meant we are a good group. Damn wine....

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

83 73 qdpsteve
Where, in general are you?
I haven't seen a Black Angus for years.
The founder used to have his cattle ranch about 10 miles east of where I am now.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (Eb+fP)

Stewart Anderson!

He's the man!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

84 23 s***loads of work here, supervising a bunch of medical students who are helping gather and analyze information for the medical staff at our hospital. Take the job I do (teaching included, and turn the speed up 5X.
Posted by: Otto Zilch at April 22, 2020 10:03 PM (U2esv)

It's still so weird. Either you're not working or you're working your ass off.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (HabA/)

85 rickb, I remember finding out a number of months ago that Pei Wei used to be part of P.F. Chang's, but was spun off. Supposedly there was bad blood between the CEOs of both companies and Chang's wanted Pei Wei gone.

In my area, in Rossmoor (near Los Alamitos) the Pei Wei became a place called Fortune Cookies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

86 36 Thanks for the ONT.

Healthy brunette in the last pic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


That guy is just admiring her necklace.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

87 I didn't know that Jordan.
I'd have to go to it by myself.
My friend is a vegetarian.
It's sometimes not easy.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (Eb+fP)

88
Local hair salon is gonna die. The salon owner says she's been closed for five weeks and the landlord wants to rent to a cannabis dealer who can move in immediately, sell his essential goods, and pay rent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (G51Gf)

89 77 We're are good group Ben Had. I'm proud to be a part of it. God bless the day I stumbled upon this blog. And God bless Ace.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2020 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

Seconded.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:24 PM (HabA/)

90 I think it was obvious Black Angus wasn't doing that great anyway.

At our location in Lakewood, the place literally looked like a time capsule from about 1981. Very 'Dallas.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

91 Glen Campbell and Alice Cooper were really close friends. They liked to golf together.


Posted by: Mark1971 at April 22, 2020 10:11 PM


One of the most touching yet surreal things I've ever seen is this interview with Alice Cooper in which he's talking about watching Glen Campbell's descent into Alzheimer's.

https://youtu.be/B6q2hsdXenQ

Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 22, 2020 10:24 PM (fIDYQ)

92 rickb, I remember finding out a number of months ago that Pei Wei used to be part of P.F. Chang's, but was spun off. Supposedly there was bad blood between the CEOs of both companies and Chang's wanted Pei Wei gone.

In my area, in Rossmoor (near Los Alamitos) the Pei Wei became a place called Fortune Cookies.
Posted by: qdpsteve


I did not know that about PF And Pei Wei. Very interesting.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 10:25 PM (rGtm/)

93 Where did I put my Shocked Face....

https://tinyurl.com/yav2j5rv

REPORT: Virginia Governor Northam Violating Stay-at-Home Orders With Travel to North Carolina Vacation Home

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

94 That guy is just admiring her necklace.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

I suspect she took it off an Italian dude. Counting coup, as it were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:25 PM (A5zUN)

95 Glen Campbell was part of the "Wrecking Crew": LA studio musicians who played on practically *everything* back in the day.

musical tribute, with clips, here, and yes, that is the Mayor of the Sunset Strip, (Rodney Bingenhiner, AKA Rodney on the Roq) on the tambourine.

SFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhl7g84ii6g

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 22, 2020 10:25 PM (YtJs4)

96 ...The spectrum of sexual orientations mental illness has certainly grown in recent years - in both specifics and social acceptability...


FIFY

Posted by: Smash'em at April 22, 2020 10:25 PM (1gV6P)

97 LCD
I went to his place on Queen Anne a few times.
Met him once. He sold the ranch. They still run cattle though.
I wonder if they are now franchises and if their quality is still high?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (Eb+fP)

98
There are still 3 Black Angus restaurants left in the Puget Sound area, down from maybe 7 or 8 of them a generation ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (sy5kK)

99 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:16 PM (A5zUN)

Prettiest one but the most clothed so I can't make her winner tonight. Don't want to sound ungrateful but nothing in tonight's selection spoke to me.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (2DOZq)

100 Mick Taylor!

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (Z7toj)

101 Recall a whale being towed thru town when decomposition gasses blowed it up right on main street story.

Posted by: banned big fish fart at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (Oz9+q)

102 Would you believe the third wave of the corana virus?

Posted by: Dr Maxwell Smaht at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (9dzlp)

103 Maybe the 4th link,

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (2DOZq)

104 The exploding whale video was the first video I received via internet. It still cracks me up. The second video I received via internet was the alien singing I Will Survive. Don't ask me why I remember stupid things like that. It drives my wife crazy.

Posted by: windbag at April 22, 2020 10:27 PM (XwnZq)

105 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (Eb+fP)

She can't go with you and order a salad? Anyway, there is a vegan place here called Rut with (umlauts over the u) that people seem to like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:27 PM (OzQGF)

106 Some good news though. I just found out a place nearby to me, called Rasselbock, is still open and doing take-out business. They're a German place.

Think I'll go over and order some jagerschnitzel to go sometime this week. They probably need every penny they can make right now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

107 Jeez, parentheses fail.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:27 PM (OzQGF)

108 Prettiest one but the most clothed so I can't make her winner tonight. Don't want to sound ungrateful but nothing in tonight's selection spoke to me.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (2DOZq)

If they spoke to me as much as hello I'd have to run to my bunk

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

109 Dennis Miller: ' You know the difference between Pelosi and her freezer? When Pelosi opens her mouth, the light doesn't go on.'
Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2020 10:07 PM (X5CsJ)
* * * *

****SNORT****

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 22, 2020 10:28 PM (WFcrO)

110 Prettiest one but the most clothed so I can't make her winner tonight. Don't want to sound ungrateful but nothing in tonight's selection spoke to me.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (2DOZq)

The gal's name is Helga Lovekaty. Just fyi, there is a bit of nude material out there, if'n you do a bit of searching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:29 PM (A5zUN)

111 We have one in Spokane Valley.

Hey! I used to work for a company in Spokane Valley. I don't remember the street name but it was across from a Fred Meyer. Nice little town; I liked it a lot when I would go up there for a week or two at a time.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 10:30 PM (qc+VF)

112 She can't go with you and order a salad? Anyway, there is a vegan place here called Rut with (umlauts over the u) that people seem to like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:27 PM



Rüt?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 10:30 PM (k3LsB)

113 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 10:23 PM (G51Gf)

Ugh, that sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:30 PM (OzQGF)

114 Thank Allah she isn't vegan and she can tolerate my eating meat, but she's not eaten meat since she was 10 years old. I suspect her mom was a really bad cook.

She worked in Spokane for years and probably knows of Rut, with umlaut. I had no idea there were any Black Angus places left.
But then, I never ate out much when I lived in Seattle this last go around.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:31 PM (Eb+fP)

115 Rüt?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 10:30 PM (k3LsB)

Yes, thank you! I don't know how to do umlauts. I still struggle with ampersands. &&&

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:31 PM (OzQGF)

116 I have 2 or 3 Glenn Campbell LPs from South Korea. Not Exports, but a typical Bootleg from over there.

Goofy seeing Glenn covers all in Korean Text

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:31 PM (t3fGN)

117 Idiots on Twatter defending King Cuomo by saying "if you're worried about your bills, you can always get a job at Amazon or your grocery store"

If a Republican said that they would be slammed for heartlessness and ignorance.

There are maybe 7K jobs available at Amazon and each supermarket probably has a waiting list of applicants that would take months to go through, the funemployment stands in the millions now

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:32 PM (qAR6u)

118 There are still 3 Black Angus restaurants left in the Puget Sound area, down from maybe 7 or 8 of them a generation ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (sy5kK)

When I was a kid, Black Angus was about the fanciest restaurant we went to, probably tied with Jim Moore's Steak House in Burien. I thought it was heaven.

Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 10:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

119 Yes, thank you! I don't know how to do umlauts. I still struggle with ampersands. &&&

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:31 PM



Ampersand octothorpe 252, with js disabled...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 10:32 PM (k3LsB)

120 My personal favorite Glen Campbell credit:
He played the guitar solo on "The Wichita Lineman" on a tenor guitar.
Hence the low register.
He and Jimmy Webb were a marriage made in heaven, IMHO.

Posted by: navybrat, in his coop at April 22, 2020 10:33 PM (w7KSn)

121 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:29 PM (A5zU

Google Image search was sufficient. Thanks very much.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 22, 2020 10:33 PM (2DOZq)

122 & uuml ;

remove the spaces

ü

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:33 PM (Fc5rx)

123 Pompeo is a good guest.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 10:33 PM (K22Va)

124 67 I'm dropping in long enough to once again say what an amazing group of people you all are.

You all have touched lives that will never know.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2020 10:17 PM (TsX0v)


{{{Ben Had}}}

We're just trying to follow your example.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

125 I'm posting just so anyone who is so inclined has the link, in my nic, to grammie's GFM.

Y'all have been AWESOME with your generosity!

Also, grammie's hubby left a comment of thanks a couple of threads back:

This is Rev - my real name is Steve. I'm grammie winger's other half. The generosity of the people here is absolutely beyond belief. I usually am never at a loss for words, but today I am totally speechless. I will never be able to thank you enough for so wonderfully helping us during this challenging time. Grammie says you guys are like family. I have seen that times ten today. Please know I will keep you all in my prayers of thanksgiving -

Rev

Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)

Night all!

Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 22, 2020 10:34 PM (cF8AT)

126 Jimmy Webb is an incredible songwriter.

I especially love "All I Know."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

127 The gal's name is Helga Lovekaty. Just fyi, there is a bit of nude material out there, if'n you do a bit of searching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2020 10:29 PM (A5zUN)

She's a Russian that I would be happy to collude with.

The greatest thing that came out of the Iron Curtain rotting away has been Eastern European lingerie models

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:35 PM (qAR6u)

128 Breaking news at CNN:

"Crowded beaches in Arizona!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

129 Bob the Bilderberg
I like Spokane much more than Seattle now but I live in Ellensburg which is great.
Stopped by the local deli run by the German Baptists and scored fresh baked potato soup. Terrific food and great people. I try to buy something a couple of times each week. This shutdown has them strained.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:35 PM (Eb+fP)

130 Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:31 PM (OzQGF)

Here you go. I have some extras just lying around collecting dust:

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:36 PM (HabA/)

131 ü

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 10:36 PM (k3LsB)

132 what part of the cow is the black angus?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:36 PM (V2Yro)

133 97 LCD
I went to his place on Queen Anne a few times.
Met him once. He sold the ranch. They still run cattle though.
I wonder if they are now franchises and if their quality is still high?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:26 PM (Eb+fP)

I believe that Mr Anderson passed a few years back. In the 90's, he had a high-end steakhouse, Stewart's at Shilshole, that was next door or a couple buildings down next to Ray's Boathouse on the Sound, in the Ballard / Golden Gardens area. It was deluxe in every way. I think it is called Charlie's now.

I think he had it built, and he had a big condo unit (easily over 2,000 sf) upstairs, that you could take an elevator or walk up a set of side steps. The entire Sound side was all glass, ceilings were tall, and the view was incredible.

I went to a private party there once, they rented it out for the evening. IIRC, Mr Anderson had moved out of it just before that event.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:36 PM (sy5kK)

134 Rüt

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (OzQGF)

135 Donna's not a millionaire, but she is an ampersandaire

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

136 Well, I'll be!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (k3LsB)

137 93 Where did I put my Shocked Face....

https://tinyurl.com/yav2j5rv

REPORT: Virginia Governor Northam Violating Stay-at-Home Orders With Travel to North Carolina Vacation Home

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:25 PM (qAR6u)


Northam is the shitheel of all shitheels.

Hell is too good for him.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

138 Whoo, thanks Muldoon!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (OzQGF)

139 Tom Servo, right above the Jerseymaid

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

140 cabrini green, here it comes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (V2Yro)

141
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Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (Fc5rx)

142 >>what part of the cow is the black angus?


Stick your head up its ass and it's the first cut you see.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (t3fGN)

143 Um ok CBD......I have been using that for over two months now and you've never had an issue before? What have I done to upset you

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 22, 2020 10:38 PM (/UQ/R)

144 Glen Campbell was as also Beach Boy for a tour when Brian Wilson had a freak out. He knew their songs from being part of the Wrecking Crew that helped make them famous. However, Brian's stage outfits did not fit him much at all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2020 10:38 PM (q1Pj5)

145 Hey garrett!

How is the CV19 affecting your record selling business?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

146 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:36 PM (HabA/)

Thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:38 PM (OzQGF)

147 MH, Thanks for that top photo. What a beautiful scene.

Also, thanks for the Glen Campbell videos. I always enjoyed his songs and singing and his guitar playing was superb. It was in the same league with Jerry Reed. One of my favorite songs he did was "Southern Nights". It's a great walking song.

Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2020 10:38 PM (7EjX1)

148 Woah Black Angus
Keep on Moo-in'

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at April 22, 2020 10:39 PM (t3fGN)

149 132
what part of the cow is the black angus?

We'll never tell!

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at April 22, 2020 10:39 PM (K22Va)

150 I hope that someday I will be able to make it to Ben Had's Texas MoMe. I wanted very badly to go last fall, but it's not prudent to go gallivanting around the country when you don't have a job, unless you're either independently wealthy, retired or a hobo....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:39 PM (HabA/)

151 Fun fact: when Glen Campbell was in the studio with Frank Sinatra for "Strangers In The Night," Frank called him some obscene name.

Apparently Frank didn't like Glen's long hair.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

152 We have a Black Angus here. Friend gave us a $50 gift card for it as a wedding present. We took the stepson with us. Good food. I haven't been by it for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 10:40 PM (Lqy/e)

153 >>How is the CV19 affecting your record selling business?


Not a ton of people buying right now and naturally, impossible to get my hands on new (used) stock.

I have been working on repairing some Pinball Machines and next, a few Tape Decls / R2R machines.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:40 PM (t3fGN)

154 LCD
I recall when that was brand new. Also the first time Ray's burned down.
I loved Ray's but couldn't afford it often.
I figured he'd passed by now.
He seemed like a gentleman.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:40 PM (Eb+fP)

155 ü

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:33 PM



I've been doing it wrong all along...

Thanks, doc!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (k3LsB)

156 That fireball video can't be from laughing gas. It must have been a fuel, likely butane. Nitrous oxide is an oxidizer, not a fuel.

Posted by: Chris M at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (6XZdO)

157 LOL.

NBC New York is now reporting there's a skin condition related to CV19, "Covid Toes."

At this rate, in 2021 CV19 will be the #1 reason why women can't sleep with their husbands that night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

158 How you holding up, Stevie?

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (t3fGN)

159 150 I hope that someday I will be able to make it to Ben Had's Texas MoMe. I wanted very badly to go last fall, but it's not prudent to go gallivanting around the country when you don't have a job, unless you're either independently wealthy, retired or a hobo....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:39 PM (HabA/)


Donna--I hope you are able to go. I'd love to meet you.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

160 garrett, please keep me posted on the reel to reel machines! I have an unnatural attraction to those.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

161 I love Glenn Campbell. If you feel like having a good cry listen to his last song " I wont miss you". Its about his slide into alzhiemers.maybe my second favorite Campbell song. My mom and I used to sing rhinestone cowboy as a kid of single digits. Good times. I wish I could turn back the clock. It all sucks now.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2020 10:42 PM (9dzlp)

162 Snake Inslee of WA state has decreed that telecommuting employees are mandated to keep working from home until at least May 31st. No word on when non-essential, non-telwcommuting workers can return to regular work, or when bars and restaurants, parks and beaches can reopen.

Posted by: fly gal at April 22, 2020 10:42 PM (FYdoI)

163 135 Donna's not a millionaire, but she is an ampersandaire
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

It's true. I am blessed with many &&&&.

I only wish Amazon accepted them as payment.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:42 PM (HabA/)

164 garrett, I'm doing well. Continuing to collect. Love Discogs, although some of the things that were promised to me in early April still have yet to arrive. For now I'm blaming CV19 and not the sellers.

I just heard the Minutemen's Double Nickels On The Dime album for the first time. I'm not even a punk guy, but wow, Mike Watt is (or at least was) incredible on it. Every song, and there's something like 45 of them, is great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

165 Um ok CBD......I have been using that for over two months now and you've never had an issue before? What have I done to upset you

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 22, 2020 10:38 PM (/UQ/R)

I assume that's what you meant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 10:43 PM (dLLD6)

166 NBC New York is now reporting there's a skin condition related to CV19, "Covid Toes."

At this rate, in 2021 CV19 will be the #1 reason why women can't sleep with their husbands that night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

Reason #2

Posted by: Paolo at April 22, 2020 10:44 PM (qAR6u)

167 I like Spokane much more than Seattle now but I live in Ellensburg which is great.

It's been seven or eight years since I was there last but one thing I remember fondly is an Irish pub on Sprauge named Dougherty's or something like that. And the Inland Empire Bluegrass Association that had monthly events with some really good local groups.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 10:44 PM (qc+VF)

168 "Snake Inslee of WA state has decreed that telecommuting employees are mandated to keep working from home until at least May 31st."

Everything not forbidden, is now mandatory!

Posted by: Chris M at April 22, 2020 10:45 PM (6XZdO)

169 144 Glen Campbell was as also Beach Boy for a tour when Brian Wilson had a freak out. He knew their songs from being part of the Wrecking Crew that helped make them famous. However, Brian's stage outfits did not fit him much at all.

I remember meeting Glen Campbell...damn, he was a short dude.

Posted by: JEM at April 22, 2020 10:45 PM (8erNz)

170 At this rate, in 2021 CV19 will be the #1 reason why women can't sleep with their husbands that night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

Uh.... yeh Bill... Covid

Posted by: Mrs Kristol at April 22, 2020 10:45 PM (qAR6u)

171 fly gal
That's new. He was still whining earlier today.
Franklin County and now Snohomish county sheriff's have announced they are not going to enforce his rules.
He and that prick Bob Ferguson, our AG, are making lots of threatening noises.
I expect more, especially eastern WA counties will be joining them.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:45 PM (Eb+fP)

172 Teac 4210S I think and a Sony TC-560...and another Akai, I think.

Just got done with a Pioneer CT-F950 cassette deck that is running great.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:45 PM (t3fGN)

173 I think I am invisible. Not to be confused with invincible, which I totally am right now. Haha

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 10:46 PM (LIhNq)

174 garrett, kewl! I'll look up those models.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

175
Well, let's see what's been happening at Anzio this week in 1944. Anzio Annie continues to pester the beachhead, along with other heavy German artillery. This is the worst stage of the "Sitzkrieg" the term given to the stalemate at Anzio:

Apr 20.
Gerry started getting nasty again. He's been bouncing those big ones into town again. Not much damage.
Spring is here for sure. Bright and sunny.

Apr 21.
Still more big ones. He seems to have changed tactics from concentration on troops to heavy harassing. 34 Div made a little gain of about half a mile tonight. 3 Div had a field day with artillery on about 150 Krauts. 10 are said to have gotten away.

Apr 22
Rather cloudy today. Gerry must have been mad about the 34th drive, He cut loose with everything at 2100 with a repeat performance at 2200. All our firing seemed to do very little good. Lots of heavy stuff dropped into town.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:46 PM (Fc5rx)

176 O'Doherty's maybe? Hubs works near there. They are closed for now, due to WuFlu.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:47 PM (OzQGF)

177 There is a great interview on you tube with Alice Cooper about he and Glen's friendship.

Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2020 10:47 PM (nvc6v)

178 There's actually a song on the Minutemen album Double Nickels On The Dime album called...

I'm not joking...

Corona.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

179 169 144 Glen Campbell was as also Beach Boy for a tour when Brian Wilson had a freak out. He knew their songs from being part of the Wrecking Crew that helped make them famous. However, Brian's stage outfits did not fit him much at all.

I remember meeting Glen Campbell...damn, he was a short dude.

Posted by: JEM at April 22, 2020 10:45 PM (8erNz)

That says a lot, Brian is around 6-3 and even back then he was on the chunky side

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

180 The sequence of the demolition of the Cabrinia Green housing projects is absolutely brilliant! Take it as a metaphor for Governement overreach and liberal hubris.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (V2Yro)



Cough.

Pruitt-Igoe, not Cabrini Green...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 10:48 PM (7s3Gx)

181 If you are going to a restaurant and have to wear a mask, how do you eat.

Wear the mask on your head, not your face.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2020 10:48 PM (z36Kd)

182 Oh, shit...you just found Double Nickels!?

That is by far the best double LP of all time, IMO.

D. Boone, Mike Watt and George Hurley laying down the best of their shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:48 PM (t3fGN)

183 As I recall, Roger Waters is obsessed with Anzio, because his father died there fighting during WW2.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

184 garrett, yup.
I also read one of them-- either Hurley or Boone-- died not long after it was released.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

185 Checkout Watt's 'Contemplating The Engine Room'.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:49 PM (t3fGN)

186 I expect more, especially eastern WA counties will be joining them.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:45 PM (Eb+fP)

I hope so! I think our mayor has had enough of his crap.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 10:49 PM (OzQGF)

187 Fuck earth day! Let's celebrate "In God We Trust" Day. Established by Congress for all currency on this day in 1864. Not trust in Guy-uh, not trust in 'shiensh,' as Jay Inslee says it.

Posted by: Rex B at April 22, 2020 10:49 PM (VoKqb)

188 Hard to say which is worse, Inslee or Ferguson.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 10:49 PM (Lqy/e)

189 Genius Award Winner is OMFG-level hilarious.

It reminds me of a story from my misbegotten youth.

I, and a couple of friends, had decided to partake of some LSD and another friend wanted to hang out as well, but there was not enough for all.

So he set out to the local sex store/porn shop and procured himself a canister of nitrous oxide, or whippits, as we called them.

Now apparently when used recreationally, the procedure is to fill a balloon and allow it to warm a bit before inhaling the gas. But neither my friend, nor the rest of us, were versed in the use of whippits, save for the occasional draining of the gas out of a spray whipped-cream can in the walk in cooler at work at the restaurant.

So as we are all full-on tripping from the LSD, the friend decides to huff some of his nitrous oxide, but instead huffs it directly from the canister.

Within half a second he billows out a cloud of white smoke and begins hacking uncontrollably as we all look on, mortified.

Finally 30-45 seconds later he manages to gasp out "Call 911" at which we all were in an an unspoken shared moment of panic that both our friend is dying coupled with the fact that the authorities surely will round us all up for questioning while we are full-on hallucinating.

I guess I must have been the first one to grasp the gravity of the situation, as I made my way over to our corded house phone to make the call, freaked out by the thought of talking to a dispatch officer. At that point, my friend, still hacking, holds up his index finger with the "hold on" signal and gasps out "Wait...wait".

After another 3 minutes of hacking, color has finally returned to his face, though snot is running down his face and he is streaming tears.

Later we smoked some pot and played Tetris on Nintendo. I think I got like 180-some lines to win the evening's tournament.

Good times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (ZotRQ)

190 D. Boone. Sadness.


NEVER LET YOUR GIRL DRIVE THE VAN

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (t3fGN)

191 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

Cough.

Pruitt-Igoe, not Cabrini Green...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 10:48 PM (7s3Gx)

Costanza: "I put my hand into the Great Fish..."
Jerry: "psst... it was a mammal..."
Costanza: "Whatever"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (V2Yro)

192 Winston, that is heartening news. Ferguson is a disgusting little fascist.

Posted by: fly gal at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (FYdoI)

193 It must chap Mike Love's ass to see the high regard and fondness the music industry and fans give to Glenn Campbell, after Love called him the equivalent of a no talent ass clown*


*per one of the several Beach Boys docu-movies

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (q1Pj5)

194 A beautiful song, and it's on a *punk* album:

"Cohesion" by Minutemen (1984)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5XwEIUV0_8

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

195 Maybe when the real estate market crashes in Seattle he might notice.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (Lqy/e)

196 Gold, Jerry, Gold!!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 10:51 PM (7s3Gx)

197 Well, I have a problem that is kind of a nice problem but still a problem, since I have limited funds and also limited opportunities to shop.

I tried on some of my work clothes today, including the suits and dress I normally wear to job interviews - and they are ludicrously baggy. Just a couple of pins and tucks won't do it. I am happy beyond belief that I've lost a bunch of weight since Christmas - but I can't go to the store to buy new clothes and I can't afford to buy new clothes. One thing fit - a pair of size 6 black jeans that I last fit into 20 years ago. I hung on to them all these years and would sometimes dig them out and marvel that my ass actually fit into those jeans. Now it does and thank you, Lord - but since I'm not applying for barista jobs, I can't wear them to job interviews.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:51 PM (HabA/)

198 garrett, will do, thanks.
I also remember Watt's band fIREHOSE, which I believe he once said was very influenced by Blue Oyster Cult.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

199 Count de Monet, Mike Love's made a whole second career out of being wrong about things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Studio session of Beach Boys Pet Sounds "Don't Talk, Put Your Head on My Shoulder" with the Wrecking Crew

Glen Campbell played the guitar riffs on this one

https://tinyurl.com/ycutsfoj

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:52 PM (qAR6u)

201 O'Doherty's maybe? Hubs works near there. They are closed for now, due to WuFlu.

Yeah that must be it. I loved their Irish stew especially if I happened to go on the day after it had been made and it had simmered a good long time.


Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 10:52 PM (qc+VF)

202 some are put off by how repetitive Philip Glass can be, but I adore the way he uses the Human Voice as a pure musical instrument.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 10:52 PM (V2Yro)

203 Tom Servo, I think Ligeti did that too.

I admit the song Kubrick used by Ligeti for the overture of 2001, is very unnerving.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

204 People like Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey is the reason the United States exists:

European assholes telling believers they can't worship, so those folks bolted for the New World.

Unfortunately, there is no place to run to now, so this needs to be dealt with here, and now.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2020 10:53 PM (v72N7)

205 Notsothoreau, Ferguson is probably vying to be next governor of WA, and he is more dangerous than Inslee, imho. Inslee is just stupid. Ferguson is evil and ambitious.

Posted by: fly gal at April 22, 2020 10:53 PM (FYdoI)

206
Dennis Miller talking about Bernie Sanders:



Beware of the Socialist who does the Long Form taxes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)

207
Fun Fact: Your vagina can, in fact, turn to sand.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife at April 22, 2020 10:54 PM (Ibl1K)

208 Fun Fact: Your vagina can, in fact, turn to sand.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife at April 22, 2020 10:54 PM (Ibl1K)


We're living proof!

Posted by: Hillary & Liz Warren at April 22, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

209 Ferguson is evil and ambitious.
Posted by: fly gal at April 22, 2020 10:53 PM (FYdoI)

This is what is known as burying the lede.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 10:55 PM (sy5kK)

210 Congrats on the weight loss. That's a hard thing to do.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2020 10:55 PM (H5knJ)

211 193 It must chap Mike Love's ass to see the high regard and fondness the music industry and fans give to Glenn Campbell, after Love called him the equivalent of a no talent ass clown*

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2020 10:50 PM (q1Pj5)

If he weren't Brian's cousin, Mike Love would have been a car salesman or writing commercial jingles for a Cerritos car dealership

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:55 PM (qAR6u)

212 Fun Fact: Your vagina can, in fact, turn to sand.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife



***********

Bonus: It helps keep the skateboarders out!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:55 PM (Fc5rx)

213 Another incredible thing about Double Nickels is how well it was recorded. It actually sounds live in the studio. I'd never guess it goes back to 1984.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

214
Teac 4210S I think and a Sony TC-560...and another Akai, I think.

I have a Teac A-450 cassette player/recorder I bought at the PX in 74. Is it worth saving?

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 10:56 PM (K22Va)

215 Found out today I'm on YouTube. I didn't realize it. I have been recording things for online church, but I thought it was just church people...nope, its on YouTube. Being on the worship team, you get pulled into stuff....but they never tell you what stuff until you are there.

Hubs is proud. Representing the fam in these dark times, so I guess its all good.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 10:56 PM (LIhNq)

216 some are put off by how repetitive Philip Glass can be, but I adore the way he uses the Human Voice as a pure musical instrument.

I have the soundtrack playing right now. When you mention the voices, it reminds me that my personal favorite is the Prophecies segment, particularly at the Saturn V launch point with the bass undertone.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 10:57 PM (7s3Gx)

217 I keep trying to convince my stepson that you don't want to be a landlord in WA state. It would be much worse if Ferguson was gov.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 10:58 PM (Lqy/e)

218 210 Congrats on the weight loss. That's a hard thing to do.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2020 10:55 PM (H5knJ)

Thank you. I worked hard at it. I've struggled with it back and forth since adolescence. I really want to maintain it.

I really do have nothing to wear though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:58 PM (HabA/)

219 Count de Monet, Mike Love's made a whole second career out of being wrong about things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Yah, including how to be a front man.

Worst. Gyrations and Outfits. Ever.

Oh, and being the driver of the Maharishi Yogi tour that kicked off in the Bible Belt South and promptly folded.
Real Genius, that one

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2020 10:58 PM (q1Pj5)

220
Babylon Bee: Trump threatens more plagues unless state governors let his people go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)

221 212 Fun Fact: Your vagina can, in fact, turn to sand.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife
***********
Bonus: It helps keep the skateboarders out!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:55 PM (Fc5rx)


Sure. Until they show up with dirt bikes.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 10:59 PM (qc+VF)

222
Social distancing has been the rule in our home for years. It's why we built the shed.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife at April 22, 2020 11:00 PM (Ibl1K)

223 True Grit is on right now. The original with Glen Campbell as the Texas Ranger. The guy really was a handsome guy. So talented.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 22, 2020 11:00 PM (gAXBD)

224 Babylon Bee: Trump threatens more plagues unless state governors let his people go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)


They are savages and they wield sarcasm like a hammer

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 11:01 PM (WyVLE)

225 I really do have nothing to wear though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:58 PM (HabA/)

Wearing nothing is a big reward for losing the weight

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 11:01 PM (qAR6u)

226 Babylon Bee: Trump threatens more plagues unless state governors let his people go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)


Publius--how is your Dad?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

227 Grammie,

I went through a challenging time about four years ago, when I was between jobs.

I moved back to the East Coast with my family, and old church friends of ours hosted us for a few months, until we could get back on our feet.

It was absolutely the most humbling time of my life.

To everyone who has ever been out of work, you know what it's like to want to support your family, but you could not, because of circumstance. In my case, I ended up taking a lot of odd jobs; UPS driver helper, working for NAM putting ads and banners in supermarkets, etc. Whenever I was emotionally at what I thought was my wit's end, which was embarrassingly frequently, God put something or someone along my path to provide for us. Sometimes it was an opportunity, sometimes it was money, many times it was a sympathetic ear.

Eventually, in a truly miraculous series of circumstances, I ended up landing a job at the startup that I'm at now. Flash forward a couple of years, and things are 1000% different. As our company is in the medical field, I've been busy the entire time. We're well-funded, so our future is secure, at least in the short term.

All we have is our network; it could be local, or it could be virtual. Our network, in many ways, really is our net worth - at least in this world.

I'm only being this transparent because I've found that God displays His strength in my weakness. I came out of that dark valley with a stronger faith in the goodness of God than ever before, and I've had a lot to thank the Lord for even before this latest trial.

You and Rev been a blessing to me, even as I was lurking on this site. My small offering is the merest token of my appreciation for being allowed to express myself here. You, Ace, and the Horde are a unique group of folks.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 11:01 PM (LPWLR)

228 Bob the Bilderberg
I like Spokane much more than Seattle now but I live in Ellensburg which is great.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 22, 2020 10:35 PM (

My first roommate in college was from Ellensberg. Her dad had a big chevy dealership there. They were fancy and very nice to me.

Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 11:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

229 221 212 Fun Fact: Your vagina can, in fact, turn to sand.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife
***********
Bonus: It helps keep the skateboarders out!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 10:55 PM (Fc5rx)

Sure. Until they show up with dirt bikes.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 10:59 PM (qc+VF)

Stuff like this is what's kept me coming back here for over a decade...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 22, 2020 11:02 PM (q6jjE)

230 I really do have nothing to wear though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:58 PM (HabA/)

We are here for you.

Posted by: Yam at April 22, 2020 11:03 PM (KnJdm)

231 Ok CBD......I have no idea what I have done to upset you.....guess I will just stop commenting and trying to plan a Colorado Mo

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 22, 2020 11:03 PM (/UQ/R)

232 Social distancing has been the rule in our home for years. It's why we built the shed.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife at April 22, 2020 11:00 PM (Ibl1K)


Lutherans: social distancing is our way of life.

Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

233 Brian was always considered a friendly if strange guy

I haven't read of anybody who dealt with Mike Love who hasn't said he's a two-faced asshole. But then again, Love isn't an outlier in the music business

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (qAR6u)

234 You guys ever see the see the sun come out after a storm, and shrivel up the earthworms stranded on the blacktop?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (Ibl1K)

235 Eh, this may be better for a Movie Thread or even an Art Thread, but I'll give it shot here.

When I ask what your favorite movie poster is, which one springs to mind?

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (b+qEC)

236 217 I keep trying to convince my stepson that you don't want to be a landlord in WA state. It would be much worse if Ferguson was gov.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 10:58 PM (Lqy/e)

City of Seattle is even worse.

IDK if they are still in legal limbo, but the Socialist Sawant passed those renter laws, where you had to take the first applicant, and could not check to see if they had a criminal record.

Law was passed maybe a year ago, and went to court.

The retirement fund owners just raise the rents and let the property mgmt company deal with it, but those individuals that have their life savings invested in an 8-plex or 24 unit complex, they're screwed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (sy5kK)

237 When I ask what your favorite movie poster is, which one springs to mind?
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (b+qEC)

Fritz Lang. Metropolis.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 11:05 PM (LPWLR)

238 31
Ok CBD......I have no idea what I have done to upset you.....guess I will just stop commenting and trying to plan a Colorado Mo

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 22, 2020 11:03 PM (/UQ/R)

It's the literal margin, he means.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:05 PM (b+qEC)

239 Re Mike Love/Brian Wilson:

It is interesting to me that Brian was only able to finally finish the Smile album, 35 years after starting it, thanks to:

- Having digital technology available to him
- Finally being well past the drugs
- Having had major treatment for his mental issues
- the fact he didn't have to give a shit anymore what the rest of the Beach Boys (especially Mike) thought of what he is/was doing

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

240 {{{WDS}}}

Oh no...

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

241 {{{WDS}}}

Keep commenting, girlfriend! And planning for that Colorado MoMe that will happen one of these fine days!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 22, 2020 11:06 PM (WFcrO)

242
Rep Jamoca Payapal, D, WA, admitted today to delaying the emergency funding of PPP and small business for nearly 2 weeks, because it hurt the Democrat's "leverage".


True evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

243 231 Ok CBD......I have no idea what I have done to upset you.....guess I will just stop commenting and trying to plan a Colorado Mo
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 22, 2020 11:03 PM (/UQ/R)

I dont think he's upset
Your long nic is blowing the margins.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

244 234 You guys ever see the see the sun come out after a storm, and shrivel up the earthworms stranded on the blacktop?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (Ibl1K

Guessing paolo is a frequent visitor to that apartment. oh the tales the couch could tell.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (tUOCc)

245 Fritz Lang. Metropolis.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 11:05 PM (LPWLR)

That's a neat one. I have a soft spot for the original Nightmare on Elm Street.

https://tinyurl.com/yabpjqp9

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (b+qEC)

246 guess I will just stop commenting and trying to plan a Colorado Mo

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 22, 2020 11:03 PM (/UQ/R)[/]

Are you going to flounce as well?

I asked you to stop using a long nic because it pushes the margins.

I even said " thank you."

What's the issue here?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (dLLD6)

247 After the successful 50th Year reunion tour, Mike Love just up and fired Brian Wilson and Al Jardine from the Beach Boys so he could continue playing county fairs and shopping center openings with the band name he solely owns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (q1Pj5)

248 Rep Jamoca Payapal, D, WA, admitted today to delaying the emergency funding of PPP and small business for nearly 2 weeks, because it hurt the Democrat's "leverage".


True evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

True that. Truly disgusting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (KnJdm)

249
The most important thing for Democrats and Fake News between the end of January and beginning of February was...

getting John Bolton to "testify" for the fake impeachment.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (LqByZ)

250 I've read that Mike Love now says, geez, I wish I had known then what I do now about mental illness. He also sorta/kinda admits he was way too tough on Brian.

But that's easy for him to say now...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

251 What's the issue here?



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (dLLD6)

"Pushing the margins" was understood to mean pushing the margins of taste, decorum, etc

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:08 PM (b+qEC)

252 Here at the ONT, we push the margins on what "pushing the margins" really means!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

253 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (dLLD6)

Let me know if mine is an issue, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (KnJdm)

254 favorite movie poster is, which one springs to mind?

********

Well, I don't know about favorite, but The James Madison is certainly the most prolific.



What? Oh, posters like to hang on the wall. Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (Fc5rx)

255 It still cracks me up that my niece sent me a t shirt that says "I have been social distancing myself for years" Some family members know me better than others.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (K22Va)

256 I asked you to stop using a long nic because it pushes the margins.

"Blowing the margins" is the standard terminology according to the AOS stylebook, yes?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (7s3Gx)

257 Glacier. Mt. Gould?

Posted by: Derak at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (BMFHr)

258 >> Publius--how is your Dad?

His voice sounds stronger. He's still a bit weak, and has trouble walking some, but the PTist says he's getting stronger. Of course because of the WuFlu paranoia, they keep him isolated in his room, and can't take him to the main PT room with the equipment.

I've been worried about cognitive decline with him for a little over a year, and he does seem confused some.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (f1Vqw)

259 231 Ok CBD......I have no idea what I have done to upset you.....guess I will just stop commenting and trying to plan a Colorado Mo
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 22, 2020 11:03 PM (/UQ/R)


WDS, when one looks at AoS on a cell phone instead of a computer, it can sometimes blow the margins, which does not happen on a PC, at least unless a long, long link is posted.

Just keep the maple syrup hidden, and you'll be fine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:10 PM (sy5kK)

260 Lake Josephine?

Posted by: Derak at April 22, 2020 11:10 PM (BMFHr)

261 When I ask what your favorite movie poster is, which one springs to mind?
Posted by: ...
----

The only one that I have: https://tinyurl.com/y7gmzbvk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 11:10 PM (ysC0S)

262 Ok, so feeling love for in inanimate object is a bridge to far, but thinking you are a girl when you are a boy is totally rational?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2020 11:11 PM (WdocV)

263 253 - you can have lots of words in your nic and not blow the margins. It's having one long word or a series of words without spaces in between that does it. I found that out recently . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2020 11:11 PM (H5knJ)

264 33 Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 22, 2020 10:06 PM (/UQ/R)

Your nic is pushing the margins a bit. Please delete it and use your regular one.

Thanks.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 10:08 PM (dLLD6)


Putting a space in there would work too. The post information does extend to two lines if necessary.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2020 11:11 PM (Z7lwY)

265 Hubs took me to the emergency room this afternoon after he came home and found me in absolute pain (lower back) and barely able to sit, much less stand.

Xrays show either scoliosis or arthritis.

Need an MRI done, at the VA.

In the meantime, I was prescribed Vicodin for the pain.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:12 PM (RU4sa)

266 there's a scene where the two men in the car are in focus, but outside (since it's speeded up) everything is just an incredibly colorful blur of moving lights.

I've had nights (fortunately not recently) when driving felt like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (V2Yro)

267 you can have lots of words in your nic and not blow the margins
___

I love blowing Martin!

Oh, you said *margins*....my bay.


Ricky, call me!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (WdocV)

268 guess I will just stop commenting and trying to plan a Colorado Mo



[west posted by line edited for pixy?]


Are you going to flounce as well?



I asked you to stop using a long nic because it pushes the margins.



I even said " thank you."



What's the issue here?


[CBD posted line edited for pixy]

This is a technical question, not meant to be a gotcha. But how does west's name (18 characters) blow out the margins, but CBD's (19 characters) doesn't? Or does it, I'm not on a phone so I can't see that.

Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (kOpft)

269
At this rate, in 2021 CV19 will be the #1 reason why women can't sleep with their husbands that night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

---
naw: the reason they will not "sleep" with their husbands is because, having gotten married, they can withhold sex to extort whatever additional concessions they want.

the husband either submits, or loses at least half of everything he has in the divorce.

this is known.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (YtJs4)

270 I've found it screws with the margins if you use any string of characters at any time with more than like 15 letters.

That 1941 poster is awesome.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (b+qEC)

271 - the fact he didn't have to give a shit anymore what the rest of the Beach Boys (especially Mike) thought of what he is/was doing

Carl and Dennis were on his side, both died many years before he finished it in 2004. It was mainly Darian Sahanaja from The Wondermints who convinced Brian that it could be done back in 2000.

Love bitched about Pet Sounds too, mainly for the same reason he bitched about Smile. The lyrics were done by outside lyricists which cut Mike out of the royalties.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (qAR6u)

272 And secondarily, how do either of those names get through? I get pixy error messages just for copying them.

Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 11:14 PM (kOpft)

273 I'd listen to him, he used to be dead.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:14 PM (K22Va)

274 263 253 - you can have lots of words in your nic and not blow the margins. It's having one long word or a series of words without spaces in between that does it. I found that out recently . . .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2020 11:11 PM (H5knJ)

So westministerdogshow's nic needs to practice social distancing...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 11:14 PM (HabA/)

275 But qdpsteve, that Fortune Cookies has been around forever. They used to be down the street next to Fish Company, but they moved to Rossmoor a few months ago. Don't know what happened to the Pei Wei, though. But the current occupant is a 30+ year business from the Los Alamitos location.

Posted by: David, COVID refugee at April 22, 2020 11:14 PM (bGP4p)

276 I'm so happy for grammie and her rev.

They truly are good people, and so is the Horde.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:14 PM (RU4sa)

277 273 I'd listen to him, he used to be dead.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:14 PM (K22Va)

Is this about buzzion?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 11:15 PM (HabA/)

278 Let me know if mine is an issue, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (KnJdm)

It's fine. There are spaces, so the system recognizes it as multiple words.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 11:15 PM (dLLD6)

279
When I ask what your favorite movie poster is, which one springs to mind?
Posted by: ..

----

https://tinyurl.com/ybqu8msw

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife at April 22, 2020 11:15 PM (Ibl1K)

280 That's a neat one. I have a soft spot for the original Nightmare on Elm Street.

https://tinyurl.com/yabpjqp9

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:07 PM (b+qEC)

The one that immediately came to mind after Metropolis is the one for Abel Gance's Napoleon. The one that was shown at Radio City Music Hall, with a live orchestra almost 40 years ago.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 11:15 PM (LPWLR)

281 This is a technical question, not meant to be a gotcha. But how does west's name (18 characters) blow out the margins, but CBD's (19 characters) doesn't?

It was the westminsterdogshow plus mome information nic, not just westminsterdogshow that was doing it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 11:15 PM (7s3Gx)

282 naw: the reason they will not "sleep" with their husbands is because,
having gotten married, they can withhold sex to extort whatever
additional concessions they want.
___

What? I have no idea what you are talking about.

HEHEHE. Isn't being married great?!?

Posted by: Some American Woman at April 22, 2020 11:16 PM (WdocV)

283 93 Where did I put my Shocked Face....
https://tinyurl.com/yav2j5rv
REPORT: Virginia Governor Northam Violating Stay-at-Home Orders With Travel to North Carolina Vacation Home

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 10:25 PM (qAR6u)
--------------------------------------------

What an unmitigated POS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 22, 2020 11:16 PM (M/9m0)

284 Ah, I see from comment 264.

Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 11:16 PM (kOpft)

285 "Stick your head up its ass and it's the first cut you see."

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 10:37 PM (t3fGN)


I never could get that joke right

Posted by: Tommy Boy Callahan at April 22, 2020 11:16 PM (Z7toj)

286 Need an MRI done, at the VA.

In the meantime, I was prescribed Vicodin for the pain.

Posted by: SMH
-------

Have you done anything in recent days that might have caused it?

I've had some abrupt, paralyzing back problems that I could trace to activity a day, or couple of days prior.

Then, some random movement pulled the trigger. Excruciating pain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 11:16 PM (bk3Sg)

287 The string of characters not words without breaks will push the margins. So WDS's nic with all the ... and the Colorado meetup info was all strung together without spaces. Happened to me before too.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:17 PM (UUBmN)

288 David, sounds like you know the area.

Yeah, I noticed that there's an old abandoned Fortune Cookies location further north on Los Alamitos Blvd. I think Pei Wei just closed down and FC decided to upgrade to the space.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

289 Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (kOpft)

One has no spaces, one has spaces.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (dLLD6)

290 I'd listen to him, he used to be dead.

___

I'm getting real tired of hearing that line.

Posted by: Joseph ben Caiaphas at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (WdocV)

291 272 And secondarily, how do either of those names get through? I get pixy error messages just for copying them.
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 11:14 PM (kOpft)


There is some non-standard character, like an ampersand, or others that usually does that to me.

Look, we still have running water and indoor plumbing here, so all in all, not a terrible price to pay for hanging out here with friends and the occasional brain-challenged troll.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (sy5kK)

292 Is this about buzzion?

Who else?

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (K22Va)

293 Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2020 11:13 PM (kOpft)

I'm not picking on you but......
You and several other people really should be commenting on other things rather than CBD and WMD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (aA3+G)

294 Mike,

Nope.

Nothing comes to mind.

I woke up two days ago with stiffness, then today, I had to crawl to the bathroom, the pain was so bad.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (RU4sa)

295 241 {{{WDS}}}Keep commenting, girlfriend! And planning for that Colorado MoMe that will happen one of these fine days!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 22, 2020 11:06 PM (WFcrO)

Time to plan Vegas 2. should be some really good deals to be had on food & lodging

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (tUOCc)

296 Virginia Governor Northam Violating Stay-at-Home Orders With Travel to North Carolina Vacation Home

___

In fairness its baby hunting season in North Carolina and I'm not going to miss that.

Posted by: Gov Coonman at April 22, 2020 11:18 PM (WdocV)

297 *waves to bebe*

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:19 PM (RU4sa)

298 Movie poster: The one that always stuck with me is It's Alive.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8r2rbnr

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:20 PM (KnJdm)

299 287 The string of characters not words without breaks will push the margins. So WDS's nic with all the ... and the Colorado meetup info was all strung together without spaces. Happened to me before too.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:17 PM (UUBmN)



Browser can have an effect too. Likely based on the font it uses as default. I've seen margins blown on my computer, but not my phone.

Also I checked several threads on my phone, and on my computer. Even ones where WDS didn't post have the same margins.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2020 11:20 PM (Z7lwY)

300 27 Ben Mankowitz doesn't understand Koyannisqatsi at all. "

Ben Manikowitz has very little understanding of anything. For me, the jaw-dropping Ben Manikowitz Moment, when he fully revealed his stupidity for all to see was on Election Night 2016. As one of the Young Turks he declared that the Founding Fathers weren't all that, since they all owned slaves and were dead by the time they were 40.

Since then, I don't listen to anything he has to say about movies or anything else. His grandfather wrote the screenplay for "Citizen Kane." There's clearly been devolution since then...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 11:20 PM (HabA/)

301 218 Donna

Congrats Donna. Did your sickness contribute to the weight loss? I know that happened with jewels for the last few months of last year. She's still wearing baggy clothes but then where are you going to go nowadays?

Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2020 11:20 PM (D5sHh)

302 Ever seen the movie poster for Exodus?

It was very stark and simple. Sticks in my memory for probably those reasons.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

303 "The Perfect Storm" movie poster with the fishing boat vertical on a wave wall.

Posted by: yop at April 22, 2020 11:21 PM (nqhkI)

304
I woke up two days ago with stiffness, then today, I had to crawl to the bathroom, the pain was so bad.
Posted by: SMH a
------

Happened to me once when I got out of the car. I had to crawl up a lot of steps to get into the house.

I imagined the neighbors thinking, "Hammer's been out on a binge." Hurt like mofo, and I will not tell you how long it went on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 11:22 PM (mLizQ)

305 I think also, WDS's "long nic" version, renders as a single web-link.

It's like posting the address to another site, and not using Tiny URL.

If it weren't set up with a link embedded, I think the margins would remain intact?

Not complaining, just trying to send some help.

((( WDS )))

*elbow* CBD



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)

306 I'm not picking on you but......
You and several other people really should be commenting on other things rather than CBD and WMD

Guys...I'm right here, you know?

Posted by: The Margins at April 22, 2020 11:22 PM (LPWLR)

307 Some movies barely had a poster at all.

Check out the movie poster for The Longest Day. I could have designed that one. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

308 Guess I'll call it a night, y'all.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2020 11:22 PM (Fc5rx)

309 265
Hubs took me to the emergency room this afternoon after he came home and
found me in absolute pain (lower back) and barely able to sit, much
less stand.

Nothing worse than a bad back. Stay away from V.A. if you can and try a chiropractor. My crazy brick layer brother has a back like that and swears by them.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (K22Va)

310
Movie poster?

Oldie but goodie, they sell it now at Amazon, link is to that product.

https://tinyurl.com/y8bh3rk7

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (sy5kK)

311 Hmmm...

https://minimovieposters.com/collections/all

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

312 Strange night to be commenting

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (IYHxL)

313 MisHum, here's an 11x17 movie poster you might like. $8.99.

https://minimovieposters.com/products/a70-
6961_200-motels-11-x-17-movie-poster

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

314 Does anyone think the Pelousey has a chance of getting the vote by mail passed? That terrifies me more than most of the crap they try pushing through.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:24 PM (UUBmN)

315 309 265
Hubs took me to the emergency room this afternoon after he came home and
found me in absolute pain (lower back) and barely able to sit, much
less stand.

Nothing worse than a bad back. Stay away from V.A. if you can and try a chiropractor. My crazy brick layer brother has a back like that and swears by them.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (K22Va)

Before I let a bone cruncher touch me I would have an MRI
I've been down SMH's path before and an adjustment isn't gointg to do diddly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2020 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

316

"Blowing the margins"

Butter

Posted by: Parkay at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (aKsyK)

317 no stealth bewbs gonna sneak up on that guy

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (G546f)

318 Tonight's ONT is amazing.

I found the Glen Campbell and Jimmy Webb "Wichita Lineman" for those that want to listen

https://tinyurl.com/y7khpc93

Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (ybC9u)

319 312 Strange night to be commenting
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (IYHxL)

It's just this SOB Trump and this darned coronavirus war.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (KnJdm)

320 Hurt like mofo, and I will not tell you how long it went on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 11:22 PM (mLizQ)

I think God gave us opposable thumbs and brains to guide them, but put us in our places with our backs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (dLLD6)

321 When I ask what your favorite movie poster is, which one springs to mind?

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (b+qEC)


Back just before the original 'Ghostbusters' came out, the subway ads just had the ghost with the red circle around it and a red line through it, the universal 'no' symbol. No mention of the movie's name or anything. It may have had just a 'coming soon' wording. No one knew what it meant. Always liked that one. It was a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Posted by: RickZ at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (Y8PSl)

322 how many days has this hostage crisis been going on?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (WyVLE)

323 Good evening Horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (Jzz++)

324 *streaks across thread, laughing maniacally*

Ten Minutes Later...

..."I had nothing better to do, officer."

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 22, 2020 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)

325 Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2020 11:20 PM (D5sHh)

Farmer, I lost a couple of pounds when I was sick, but no, actually, I've been trying to lose.

Not being gainfully employed was depressing me so deeply, I really needed to do something to make me feel better about myself. I needed some sort of achievement.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 11:26 PM (HabA/)

326 265 Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:12 PM (RU4sa)

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2020 11:26 PM (tUOCc)

327 Kindltot, not sure. 50 days now maybe?

Hoping it's over before we hit 444.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

328
Mark Dice just called Stacy Abrams Michael Strahan in a wig.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 22, 2020 11:26 PM (LqByZ)

329 Meant to thank you, navybrat, for the recommendation!

Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:26 PM (ybC9u)

330 Nothing worse than a bad back. Stay away from V.A. if you can and try a chiropractor. My crazy brick layer brother has a back like that and swears by them.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (K22Va)

---

I went to the ER of the little hospital here in town, which the VA will cover since I receive 100% service-connected disability.

Unless the VA sends me to an outside chiropractor, I'm kinda limited.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (RU4sa)

331 Before I let a bone cruncher touch me I would have an MRI

I've been down SMH's path before and an adjustment isn't gointg to do diddly

Ok, my brother absolutely swears by them. Everybody wants to cut around here.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (K22Va)

332 Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 11:01 PM (LPWLR)
~~~~~

Very nice. And glad to see that you're doing well now.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (sGotD)

333 "Meant to thank you, navybrat, for the recommendation!"

It was nothing.

Posted by: navybrat, in his coop at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (w7KSn)

334 SMH, take care.
NOTHING is worse than back pain!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

335 314 Does anyone think the Pelousey has a chance of getting the vote by mail passed? That terrifies me more than most of the crap they try pushing through.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:24 PM (UUBmN)


Not a chance, until after 2024 anyway.

Voting is a state issue, however, and the Blue states on the Left coast are all doing it, which is the second highest method to corrupt the vote. Next to just signing up non-citizens, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (sy5kK)

336 I have neck and upper back/shoulder pain. Back pain sux. One time I got out of my car wrong and couldn't move for days.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (UUBmN)

337 Have never given much thought to movie posters, but I do love the original Star Wars poster.

I was 11 when that movie was released, and when we saw it at the drive-in it was magnificent. I still like the music soundtrack.

The Star Wars franchise has become a hot mess, but I will always love the Original.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) , Masks are Useless at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)

338 Darrell,
Your story is just amazing and exactly how God works I think. Thank you for being so open to share.

It is an honor to be with y'all.

Ace, still praying! And Grammie, keep that GFM up. You never know how HE will use it.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (ybC9u)

339 I think God gave us opposable thumbs and brains to guide them, but put us in our places with our backs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (dLLD6)

---

Pretty sure years of wearing heavy body armor didn't help matters either.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:28 PM (RU4sa)

340 338 Darrell,
Your story is just amazing and exactly how God works I think. Thank you for being so open to share."

Yes, you give me hope.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 11:28 PM (HabA/)

341 >>I have a Teac A-450 cassette player/recorder I bought at the PX in 74. Is it worth saving?


Sorry, went into the shop and played some pinball...plug it into eBay and sort by SOLD. If it is worth saving, that's where you will see the proof.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 11:29 PM (t3fGN)

342 Cannabidiol and weapons of mass destruction, oh my.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:29 PM (aKsyK)

343 322 how many days has this hostage crisis been going on?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 11:25 PM (WyVLE)

In about a half hour, the eastern US will be entering Day 38 of the shutdown.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)

344 Does anyone think the Pelousey has a chance of getting the vote by mail passed?

Seems unlikely that she could get it passed this session. McTurtle should be able to shut it down in the senate and, if not, POTUS would certainly veto it. And I can't imagine enough Rs selling out to overturn a veto. But vote in November like your freedom depends on it, 'cuz it probably does.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 11:29 PM (qc+VF)

345 Donna,
I am a pretty good shopper (just ask my husband )

Anyway, fwiw, Ann Taylor was running a sale--two dresses for 65% off. Most of these retailers are extending the return time until 30-45 days after the physical store opens.

HTH

Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:29 PM (ybC9u)

346 257 Glacier. Mt. Gould?

Posted by: Derak at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (BMFHr)


I checked photos around Mt. Gould, Lake Josephine, etc. and couldn't match them up. But it sure looks like the geology in the Glacier National Park area or at leas the Lewis Range on up into Banff and Jasper...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 11:30 PM (7s3Gx)

347 331 Before I let a bone cruncher touch me I would have an MRI

I've been down SMH's path before and an adjustment isn't gointg to do diddly

Ok, my brother absolutely swears by them. Everybody wants to cut around here.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:27 PM (K22Va)

Not advocating cutting.

Before any treatment, MD or DC the practiconer needs to know what the hell is going on.

Xrays don't provide an accurate picture
MRIs do.

And best medical procedure I've ever had done is a laminectomy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2020 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

348 Idiots on Twatter defending King Cuomo by saying "if you're worried about your bills, you can always get a job at Amazon or your grocery store"

If a Republican said that they would be slammed for heartlessness and ignorance.

There are maybe 7K jobs available at Amazon and each supermarket probably has a waiting list of applicants that would take months to go through, the funemployment stands in the millions now
Posted by: kbdabear


If AOC hadn't killed the Amazon HQ in NYC, there might be 25,000 essential jobs. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 11:30 PM (rGtm/)

349 It wasn't what you typed, CBD. It's how you typed it.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2020 11:30 PM (t3fGN)

350 Check out the hospital respiratory therapist video in the sidebar: Shocking account of what's going on in his hospital, and a lot more....

Posted by: Beverly at April 22, 2020 11:31 PM (0KiA5)

351 Hopefully, I'll hear from my PCP sometime next week about when I'll be able to schedule an MRI.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:31 PM (RU4sa)

352
That guy with the hat is obviously a Syrian immigrant. LOL

We would never do that here in the land of the free and the brave.

Right?

Posted by: Sapwolf at April 22, 2020 11:31 PM (nuv3n)

353 SMH -The best immediate relief that I have found, is using an elastic back brace, like: https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxarx49

Cinch it as tight as possible, wear it from the time you get up until bedtime. It's not like an immediate flood of relief, but it is well worth the peskiness of wearing it, and helps over time.

Probably ~$20 at local drug store, possibly hardware store. If you get one with the shoulder straps, cut 'em off. Serve no purpose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 11:31 PM (GBHAb)

354 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey

The article missed the small detail that the first call to prayer, fajr, is at 4:45 AM in Minneapolis. Sunrise in Minneapolis is at 6:16, ninety minutes later.

So, Minneapolis is allowing an amplified announcement over a loudspeaker before 5 AM.

Sucks if you aren't Muslim in that neighborhood.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2020 11:31 PM (I2/tG)

355
Hoping it's over before we hit 444.
Posted by: qdpsteve


America Held Hostage!

Where is Ted Koppel these days?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:32 PM (aKsyK)

356 Does anyone think the Pelousey has a chance of getting the vote by mail passed?

Seems unlikely that she could get it passed this session. McTurtle should be able to shut it down in the senate and, if not, POTUS would certainly veto it. And I can't imagine enough Rs selling out to overturn a veto. But vote in November like your freedom depends on it, 'cuz it probably does.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg




If you can go to Wal Mart, you can go vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2020 11:32 PM (rGtm/)

357 for a poster that very effectively conveys what the movie is about in a single picture, you can't beat Jaws.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:32 PM (V2Yro)

358 Bertram, hiding out with Sam Donaldson.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

359 Holy crap. Gma Winger is $48 away from five figures. Way to go, horde.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:33 PM (WWe1O)

360 305 you can and try a chiropractor. My crazy brick layer brother has a back like that and swears by them.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:23 PM (K22Va)

NOoooo!!!!!! I know somebody that had a stroke at 38 when the chiropractor fucked up the adjustment & munched her neck. Luckily her husband at the time noticed the dysphasia & rushed her to the er. she recovered about 95%, but it took months.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2020 11:33 PM (tUOCc)

361 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey

The article missed the small detail that the first call to prayer, fajr, is at 4:45 AM in Minneapolis. Sunrise in Minneapolis is at 6:16, ninety minutes later.

So, Minneapolis is allowing an amplified announcement over a loudspeaker before 5 AM.

Sucks if you aren't Muslim in that neighborhood.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Maybe a Catholic Church could start ringing their bell at midnight for mass.... just to see if they can get away with in.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:33 PM (UUBmN)

362 Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:29 PM (ybC9u)

Thanks for the tip! I haven't shopped at Ann Taylor much recently but it was a favorite when I was in my 20s.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 11:34 PM (HabA/)

363 the Dilaudid is wearing off, and won't be able to fill my prescription until the hubs gets off work tomorrow.

Dreading going to sleep because waking up is going to be torture.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:34 PM (RU4sa)

364 The one that immediately came to mind after Metropolis is the one for Abel Gance's Napoleon. The one that was shown at Radio City Music Hall, with a live orchestra almost 40 years ago.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 11:15 PM (LPWLR)


I saw that at Radio City with the full orchestra. It was different, I'll say that. The triptych aspect of the movie was interesting, too. A real historical silent film. Glad I saw it the way it was meant to be seen and heard.

Posted by: RickZ at April 22, 2020 11:34 PM (Y8PSl)

365 ----
Maybe a Catholic Church could start ringing their bell at midnight for mass.... just to see if they can get away with in.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:33 PM (UUBmN)

oh, please. PLEASE!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

366 So, this happened today. I did some work on the house, laid some laminate flooring in the bathroom linen closet, put up two more studs for the closet front wall, and hung some sheetrock. Because it was still daylight, I went outside, and hoed the weeds in the last corner of my driveway. And in the extreme SE corner of the driveway area, a gap of less than 2 feet between my block wall and the neighbor's chain-link fence, I found some jewelry. Two rings, and about 8 inches of braided gold chain.

One ring appears to be an engagement ring, with a brilliant-cut diamond (?) about 3/16" in the center, and many smaller stones in a "braided" pattern on each side. I would say the metal is white gold, or purports to be. Seems fairly hefty; it's not aluminum or zinc, and seems to have been made by lost-wax casting. The other ring is also seemingly a lost-wax casting, and has solid edges, with a sort of filigree pattern in the middle, with some open space. This looks like white gold or silver, with gold plating on it.

The chain looks like it might be 14 or 18 karat gold, and is a 3-link braided pattern. It seems to be fairly massive for its size, so might be the real deal.

No hallmarks of any kind on any of it.

It was probably lost in this space by a meth head seeking shelter, or hiding from the cops.

Is it cheap costume junk, or valuable antique stuff, stolen by said meth head? How do I find out?

Ideally, if it's stolen goods, I would like to return it to its rightful owner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 11:35 PM (miJU3)

367 258 >> Publius--how is your Dad?

His voice sounds stronger. He's still a bit weak, and has trouble walking some, but the PTist says he's getting stronger. Of course because of the WuFlu paranoia, they keep him isolated in his room, and can't take him to the main PT room with the equipment.

I've been worried about cognitive decline with him for a little over a year, and he does seem confused some.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 22, 2020 11:09 PM (f1Vqw)


Publius--I'm praying for him and for your family.

Sometimes with the elderly, illness can cause a temporary cognitive decline.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

368 Horde,
You might have heard of the idiot Harris County Judge who issued an executive order (apparently has the force of law) today, effective April 27-May 27, mandating that all over age 10 must wear a mask when in public (a few exceptions).

This has generated the predictable sh*tstorm. HPD has referred it to the Texas AG, and said that they will basically not follow the order's requirement to arrest people (fines involved, of course).

I've fired off emails to Gov, AG, Lt Gov, Tex Rep and head of State Rep party (I am involved in it, though not a big player).

Also posting against this on the infamous Nextdoor,. I've rec'd only Thanks for my fellow neighbors.

Breaking--Judge Hidalgo may want to rescind her order.

Oh, and interesting fun fact, Lina Hidalgo is 29 y.o., immigrant from Bogota Columbia, went to Stanford, worked at an NGO in Thailand and was to attend law school but decided to run for County Judge instead in 2018 (courtesy of Pierre Omiydar and likely the horrid Soros).

She needs to be recalled. Hopefully someone decent will run against her this fall.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:36 PM (ybC9u)

369 The photo at the top makes me think of a Bierstadt painting.

https://tinyurl.com/ya7gfy8u

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:36 PM (V2Yro)

370 The article missed the small detail that the first call to prayer, fajr, is at 4:45 AM in Minneapolis. Sunrise in Minneapolis is at 6:16, ninety minutes later.

So, Minneapolis is allowing an amplified announcement over a loudspeaker before 5 AM.

---

Last thing I ever want to hear again is that.

Especially in this country.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:36 PM (RU4sa)

371 When I ask what your favorite movie poster is, which one springs to mind?
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2020 11:04 PM (b+qEC)

The Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 22, 2020 11:36 PM (z79tQ)

372 Dreading going to sleep because waking up is going to be torture.
Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:34 PM (RU4sa)

I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend that CBD strains can provide some relief from lower back pain, if you can get it. Sorry about your pain.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:37 PM (KnJdm)

373 Maybe a Catholic Church could start ringing their bell at midnight for mass.... just to see if they can get away with in.

Nah - do it at 4:45 AM - at the same time as the first Muslim call to prayer.

Better yet, park a loudspeaker truck outside Mayor Frey's house at 4:45 AM, and play the Muslim call to prayer over it. He can't complain, since he's willing to subject an entire Minneapolis neighborhood to it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2020 11:37 PM (I2/tG)

374 Now it does and thank you, Lord - but since I'm not applying for barista jobs, I can't wear them to job interviews.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:51 PM (HabA/)

Looking good can count in an interview. Sylish, well filled black jeans may be a plus. My guy viewpoint may not translate to the boardroom, so...
All in all, I must commend you grit and determination at turning back the clock. Well done.

Don't take it personal, but the ill fitting clothing remarks did trigger memories of the Wendy's Soviet "Evenink Vear" commercial. Things could be much worse.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2020 11:38 PM (e1mEI)

375 SMH, take care and watch out for those pain pills. Plugged me up like I never saw before. Excuse the reference, please.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:38 PM (K22Va)

376 >>> I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend that
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Hmm. I like that. Mind if I use it?

Posted by: Kevin Cronin at April 22, 2020 11:39 PM (WWe1O)

377 Breaking--Judge Hidalgo may want to rescind her order.

Oh, and interesting fun fact, Lina Hidalgo is 29 y.o., immigrant from Bogota Columbia, went to Stanford, worked at an NGO in Thailand and was to attend law school but decided to run for County Judge instead in 2018 (courtesy of Pierre Omiydar and likely the horrid Soros).

She needs to be recalled. Hopefully someone decent will run against her this fall.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:36 PM (ybC9u)


Every local or state race Dem candidate must be asked specifically what they think about George Soros now.

Soros funds anti-American evil. It's what he does.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)

378 Ideally, if it's stolen goods, I would like to return it to its rightful owner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 11:35 PM (miJU3)


Take pics and pass them out to all the jewelry and pawn shops in town, the cops tell victims of theft to to the same.

You might mention it afterwards to the cops if you feel like it. They might be interested or have been contacted.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2020 11:39 PM (WyVLE)

379 Go for an older chiropractor if possible. I had ap young guy hurt my neck, after years of dealing with a great one. Turned me off them till my back went out. I found a guy that's been doing chiropractors for over 50 years. He does very gentle adjustments.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 11:39 PM (Lqy/e)

380 375 SMH, take care and watch out for those pain pills. Plugged me up like I never saw before. Excuse the reference, please.
Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:38 PM (K22Va)

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I'm prepared.

Have stool softeners at the ready.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:39 PM (RU4sa)

381 Horde,
You might have heard of the idiot Harris County Judge who issued an executive order (apparently has the force of law) today, effective April 27-May 27, mandating that all over age 10 must wear a mask when in public (a few exceptions).

This has generated the predictable sh*tstorm. HPD has referred it to the Texas AG, and said that they will basically not follow the order's requirement to arrest people (fines involved, of course).

I've fired off emails to Gov, AG, Lt Gov, Tex Rep and head of State Rep party (I am involved in it, though not a big player).

Also posting against this on the infamous Nextdoor,. I've rec'd only Thanks for my fellow neighbors.

Breaking--Judge Hidalgo may want to rescind her order.
Posted by: groovygirl
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We have the same requirements in Austin. If it falls in Houston hopefully it will fall in Austin.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:40 PM (UUBmN)

382 373 Maybe a Catholic Church could start ringing their bell at midnight for mass.... just to see if they can get away with in.

Nah - do it at 4:45 AM - at the same time as the first Muslim call to prayer.

Better yet, park a loudspeaker truck outside Mayor Frey's house at 4:45 AM, and play the Muslim call to prayer over it. He can't complain, since he's willing to subject an entire Minneapolis neighborhood to it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2020 11:37 PM (I2/tG)


When someone asks, "what is the Horde mind?", show them this post.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:40 PM (sy5kK)

383 I checked photos around Mt. Gould, Lake Josephine, etc. and couldn't match them up. But it sure looks like the geology in the Glacier National Park area or at leas the Lewis Range on up into Banff and Jasper...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 22, 2020 11:30 PM (7s3Gx)

I Tineyed it, and it looks like Austrian Alps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2020 11:40 PM (miJU3)

384
Better yet, park a loudspeaker truck outside Mayor Frey's house at 4:45 AM, and play the Muslim call to prayer over it. He can't complain, since he's willing to subject an entire Minneapolis neighborhood to it.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Be sure to have a subwoofer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:41 PM (aKsyK)

385 SMH.

Get a Copper Mesh body brace.

I mean, if it's good enough for Brett Farte, it oughta be good enough for an ailing, aching 'Ette?

And besides. Copper.

When you're finally done with it, you can have it melted down and recover the $0.00002 worth of semi-precious metal it likely contains?

COPPER!

*and prayers for you n' your aching self, my friend*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2020 11:41 PM (QzJWU)

386
Ideally, if it's stolen goods, I would like to return it to its rightful owner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Ask the local police if they have a theft report of that stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 11:41 PM (G51Gf)

387 Smh,

Did you try a cold pack on your back? That's what they had me do.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 11:41 PM (Lqy/e)

388 This has generated the predictable sh*tstorm. HPD has referred it to the Texas AG, and said that they will basically not follow the order's requirement to arrest people (fines involved, of course).

To be more precise, the HPD union, not HPD, has sent an inquiry to to AG and has recommended that its me exercise "discretion." The HPD chief, Art Acevedo, is every bit the shitheel and two-bit tyrant wannabe that Hidalgo is.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 11:42 PM (qc+VF)

389 Speaking of grinding the bitches down...

I read that Repubs in Michigan were able to force Governor Wretchy Gretchy Hitler-- oops I mean Whitmer-- to drop a state contract she awarded to cronies in the DNC.

Apparently sometimes even the hardest tyrants can be made to heel a bit...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

390 Dammit. New season of Archer has been pushed back because of WuFlu. It was supposed to start on May 6.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 11:43 PM (OzQGF)

391 s/me/members/ Don't know how that happened.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 11:43 PM (qc+VF)

392 >>>
To be more precise, the HPD union, not HPD, has sent an inquiry to to AG and has recommended that its me exercise "discretion." The HPD chief, Art Acevedo, is every bit the shitheel and two-bit tyrant wannabe that Hidalgo is.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 11:42 PM (qc+VF)

Yeah, I noticed that too, when I saw this earlier today. Union is not exactly the same thing as the chief.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:43 PM (WWe1O)

393 Have stool softeners at the ready.

Lean on them.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:44 PM (K22Va)

394 ..Better yet, park a loudspeaker truck outside Mayor Frey's house at 4:45 AM, and play the Muslim call to prayer over it. He can't complain, since he's willing to subject an entire Minneapolis neighborhood to it.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Be sure to have a subwoofer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:41 PM (aKsyK)



Accompanied by a few Morons who'll *look like* they're doing the prayer-rug kneel.

But really have their bare asses aimed at the Executive Mansion.

I mean, after all, it IS a moon-worshipping religion.

So, give Frey some moons!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2020 11:44 PM (QzJWU)

395 She needs to be recalled. Hopefully someone decent will run against her this fall.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 22, 2020 11:36 PM (ybC9u)

Recall in Texas is difficult and complicated. It's not impossible, but there's no very clear statewide set of rules, and it may require a trial in front of a jury, instead of an election. It's weird, and rarely happens. Much easier to focus on removing her at the next election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:44 PM (V2Yro)

396 387 Smh,

Did you try a cold pack on your back? That's what they had me do.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2020 11:41 PM (Lqy/e)

IIRC, they had me do alternating cold and heat, along with stretches (think downward dog). Lying on an ice pack felt sooo good.

Honestly, I would not undertake anything other than ice, maybe heat, except on advice of a professional.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (KnJdm)

397 Right now, I'm on my side with a knee pillow between my knees and a heating pad on my lower back.

I'm laying on a memory foam futon in the living room, which is more comfortable then the bed.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (RU4sa)

398 A" Spine Team" MD diagnosed lower back pain as facet inflammation; got juiced up with spinal injected steroids and painkiller and all pain went kinda far away.
It was between sacrum, first and second lomardo.
I was completely crippled/ couldn't walk.

I believe my body's antibodies started attacking the mother ship; autoimmune disease. all joints started screaming, esp. shoulders.
after drugs, i was grooovey.
this was after third doctor- the second doc thought i had a bad prostrate; he was a arthritis specialist(without his prostrate)

do not give up. ever!



Posted by: larro at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (10GNe)

399 Story at Daily Mail...

"'Droves' of New Yorkers are looking to flee the city permanently"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

400 >>> Dammit. New season of Archer has been pushed back because of WuFlu. It was supposed to start on May 6.
Posted by: Jordan61

Cereal? There was going to be a new season? Sweet phrasing!

Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (WWe1O)

401 Art Acevedo... he came from Austin from California now he's gracing Houston with his presence. Lucky for you!///

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (UUBmN)

402 Liberate Indiana!!

Posted by: Aud at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (uBywd)

403 Dreading going to sleep because waking up is going to be torture.
Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:34 PM (RU4sa)
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Is there a pharmacy that delivers so you can get your meds in the morning? I don't know if they are allowed to deliver vicodin, but it's worth a phone call.

And please get your imaging before seeing a chiropractor. A bone cruncher was going to work on my mother, but she decided not to. When the MRI came back, it was clear that it would have killed her to get a neck adjustment. She had surgery and a very good outcome.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (8HBLI)

404 Which would be a better diagnosis, arthritis or scoliosis?

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:46 PM (RU4sa)

405 363 Dreading going to sleep because waking up is going to be torture.
Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:34 PM (RU4sa)

Didn't they give you any anti inflammatories? You have any that's compatible with any meds you are taking, that you can take?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2020 11:46 PM (tUOCc)

406 That time when Spock looked like Roger Waters

https://tinyurl.com/yd8y5bxn

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2020 11:46 PM (qAR6u)

407 https://blindgossip.com/about-the-veep/

This blind item is about a discussion that is happening between the reps for two people - one of whom is Biden. The other person - presumably a potential VP candidate - is saying that the only way they would accept the slot is if he commits to vacating the top spot mid-way through the first term.

Michelle, ma belle?

Posted by: The Margins at April 22, 2020 11:46 PM (LPWLR)

408 I'm REALLY glad the mayor of Minneapolis is allowing Muslims to practice their murderous cult during Ramadingdong. Here's hoping they ALL get coronavirus and die. But then again, it is Minneapolis. A hotbed of Muslim love for Christians.

Posted by: Dennis Ska at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (XyQcr)

409 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 10:58 PM (HabA/)

Congrats

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (aA3+G)

410 I'm praying for you, too, SMH.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)

411 389 Speaking of grinding the bitches down...

I read that Repubs in Michigan were able to force Governor Wretchy Gretchy Hitler-- oops I mean Whitmer-- to drop a state contract she awarded to cronies in the DNC.

Apparently sometimes even the hardest tyrants can be made to heel a bit...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)



She blamed it on the state HHS.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (Z7lwY)

412
Story at Daily Mail...

"'Droves' of New Yorkers are looking to flee the city permanently"
Posted by: qdpsteve


Why? Don't they want pastrami at a quarter to three and a Broadway show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (aKsyK)

413 Smh, my sympathy. Back pain is horrible!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (HabA/)

414 >>> I'm laying on a memory foam futon in the living room, which is more comfortable then the bed.
Posted by: SMH at

Hmmm. My wife has been telling me the same thing for the past three years. I am beginning to think she is lying.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (WWe1O)

415
cool.

Grammie fund just broke $10k.

karma in action.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

416 Be sure to have a subwoofer.

No - Mayor Frey claims that the call to prayer loudspeaker will be subject to Minneapolis maximum amplification regulations.

Have the loudspeaker truck outside of Frey's house be exactly as loud as the loudspeaker at the mosque.

(This is the call to prayer where it says in Arabic that "prayer is better than sleep".)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2020 11:48 PM (I2/tG)

417 Is there a pharmacy that delivers so you can get your meds in the morning? I don't know if they are allowed to deliver vicodin, but it's worth a phone call.

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I live in a small town of about 3500.

There is no delivery of anything here, except from Pizza Hut.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:48 PM (RU4sa)

418 My NextDoor has Karens in full throated support of Judge Hidalgo's stupid EO.

I should take note of the names and street addresses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (q1Pj5)

419 Yall take care. I love that you have each others back. This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in. I Pray you all make it through whats next. At least youll see it when its coming. Stacy out.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (LIhNq)

420 is saying that the only way they would accept the slot is if he commits to vacating the top spot mid-way through the first term.

Can you imagine running for President, and saying that you'll resign midway through your first term?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

421 Grammie fund just broke $10k.

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Awesome!

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (RU4sa)

422 >>> Grammie fund just broke $10k.

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Awesome!
Posted by: SMH

Bless you, horde!

Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:50 PM (WWe1O)

423 NYC is in big trouble - they don't want to admit it, but it is. All the plays, the entertainment, the restaurants, the population concentration - it's already broken down, and as people flee it becomes a cycle that feeds upon itself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

424 Alice Cooper has a 5 handicap, and it has been as low as a 2. He's played with lots of famous fellas, like Donald Trump... and Tiger Woods. He puts on an annual pro-am in AZ.

In his book, Cooper said the three greatest compliments he's received were from Groucho Marx and Bob Dylan -- regarding Cooper's music career -- and from Woods, who said he "would not give Alice two (handicap strokes) a side."

From Golfweek.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2020 11:50 PM (Z4rgH)

425 Didn't they give you any anti inflammatories? You have any that's compatible with any meds you are taking, that you can take?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2020 11:46 PM (tUOCc)

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I have naproxen I'm taking.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

426 420 is saying that the only way they would accept the slot is if he commits to vacating the top spot mid-way through the first term.

Can you imagine running for President, and saying that you'll resign midway through your first term?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)


Not sure, but would this make Senile Joe an honest-to-gosh Quisling?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:51 PM (sy5kK)

427 Cereal? There was going to be a new season? Sweet phrasing!
Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:45 PM (WWe1O)

Yes! He woke up from the coma at the end of last season, and this one is supposed to be about what went on around him for the last three years.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 11:52 PM (OzQGF)

428
Michelle, ma belle?
Posted by: The Margins

=========

Did Rush actually theorize that she'll be the veep, Joe will have to go mid-term, and she'll ascend to the Oval Office and make Barry her veep? That's such ignorant nonsense.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (G51Gf)

429 Thanks LadyL and everyone else.

Like grammie says, y'all are too kind.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (RU4sa)

430 423 NYC is in big trouble - they don't want to admit it, but it is. All the plays, the entertainment, the restaurants, the population concentration - it's already broken down, and as people flee it becomes a cycle that feeds upon itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

No problem, we will just pass a law..............

Posted by: NY Democrat politicians at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (sy5kK)

431 This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in.

??? There's a definite group of "regulars" but also a bunch of irregulars/lurkers/occasionals like me and I have never been made to feel unwelcome.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (qc+VF)

432 >>> In his book, Cooper said the three greatest compliments he's received were from Groucho Marx and Bob Dylan -- regarding Cooper's music career -- and from Woods, who said he "would not give Alice two (handicap strokes) a side."

From Golfweek.
Posted by: GnuBreed

It is funny, but I really enjoy watching his muppet*s appearance now, despite not ever have been a fan.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (WWe1O)

433 Stacy out.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (LIhNq)

Stick with it. ONT ignores everyone, it seems at times.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:54 PM (KnJdm)

434 Not sure, but would this make Senile Joe an honest-to-gosh Quisling?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020

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No. He's non compos mentis.

Dr. Jill, on the other hand...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2020 11:54 PM (Ibl1K)

435 SMH

Everybody is a doctor but my brother swore to ice packs, 20 minutes on, 40 off. I'll shut up now and have another drink.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2020 11:54 PM (K22Va)

436 Grammie fund just broke $10k.

karma in action.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

Woot!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 11:54 PM (OzQGF)

437 ..
I should take note of the names and street addresses.


Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (q1Pj5)



Laser rangefinder, and draw up Ranging-Cards to each of their front doors.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2020 11:55 PM (QzJWU)

438 LCD, why is Grammie raising money?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

439 265 smh
So very sorry to hear that, been there with similar issues both the wife and I. Dang I guess we're getting old. Glad you got quick attention and something for the pain. Prayers up from here.

Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2020 11:55 PM (D5sHh)

440
Senile Joe's rape charge is starting to gain some steam with investigators.

If there is a breath of truth about it, he is gone, just in time for the DNC super delegates to come to the rescue.

I am fairly confident this has been the plan for months now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:56 PM (sy5kK)

441 Can you imagine running for President, and saying that you'll resign midway through your first term?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)


Well, in fairness to Gropin' Joe, he wouldn't remember he made that promise two years later.

Posted by: RickZ at April 22, 2020 11:56 PM (Y8PSl)

442
Did you try a cold pack on your back? That's what they had me do.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Alternate cold/heating pad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 22, 2020 11:56 PM (X22L5)

443 >>> Everybody is a doctor but my brother swore to ice packs, 20 minutes on, 40 off. I'll shut up now and have another drink.
Posted by: dartist

I*m there right you with.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 22, 2020 11:56 PM (WWe1O)

444 431 This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in.

??? There's a definite group of "regulars" but also a bunch of irregulars/lurkers/occasionals like me and I have never been made to feel unwelcome.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (qc+VF)

This has been my experience as well, and I'm very far from a regular. I've lurked for years before decloaking very recently.

I, for one, welcome your comments. Many others feel the same, I believe.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2020 11:57 PM (LPWLR)

445 438 LCD, why is Grammie raising money?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

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grammie's and Rev's church is their sole means of income.

Their church has been closed for weeks and since it's in Illinois, it may be closed for weeks more.

No money coming in at all.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:57 PM (RU4sa)

446 I just found out that he's so worried, Ace went ahead, got a CV19 test from Amazon, and just used it.

Turns out Ace is pregnant! Congratulations Ace!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

447 Miss Issippi,
I've been coming here for almost 10 years and get ignored more than half the time. On all the threads.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (UUBmN)

448 SMH, thanks for filling me in.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

449 I have naproxen I'm taking.
Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

I noticed twice now that too high of doses (prescription strength) caused lower back pain (kidneyish-located).

Docs look at me like I have two heads when I tell them, but it is a consistent observation. Perhaps I was not hydrated enough, but as I recall, it is mentioned as a rare side effect.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (KnJdm)

450 No ice pack, but do have a bag of frozen strawberries.

Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (RU4sa)

451 419 Yall take care. I love that you have each others back. This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in. I Pray you all make it through whats next. At least youll see it when its coming. Stacy out.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (LIhNq)

I definitely know the feeling, but I like having you here!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 22, 2020 11:59 PM (OzQGF)

452
Did Rush actually theorize that she'll be the veep, Joe will have to go mid-term, and she'll ascend to the Oval Office and make Barry her veep? That's such ignorant nonsense.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I think he was just theorizing as in "some say..." but doesn't believe it. Michelle says she hated it there. Barry couldn't be prez again. Not sure about veep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:59 PM (aKsyK)

453 438 LCD, why is Grammie raising money?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)


Her church, and pocketbook, has been nailed financially by the Chinese virus.

And it took Tami and others a couple of days for her to accept the idea of putting the GFM account.

Everyone is glad she did. We now get a chance to help out grammie winger, who always helps others.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 22, 2020 11:59 PM (sy5kK)

454 LCD, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

455 >>> ??? There's a definite group of "regulars" but also a bunch of irregulars/lurkers/occasionals like me and I have never been made to feel unwelcome.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 22, 2020 11:53 PM (qc+VF)

This has been my experience as well, and I'm very far from a regular. I've lurked for years before decloaking very recently.

I, for one, welcome your comments. Many others feel the same, I believe.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Honest to goodness I lurked for 8 years before starting to comment.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 23, 2020 12:00 AM (WWe1O)

456 I live in a small town of about 3500.

There is no delivery of anything here, except from Pizza Hut.
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I'm in a small town, too, but maybe it's our huge proportion of 29-year-olds that has so many pharmacies delivering meds. I think we have three pharmacies that deliver. I think there is a pretty significant charge though.

Anyway, I would go get you your pain meds in the morning if I were close enough.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 12:00 AM (8HBLI)

457 399 Story at Daily Mail...

"'Droves' of New Yorkers are looking to flee the city permanently"

......

Build. The. Wall.

Around NYC.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:00 AM (ZotRQ)

458 Barry can not be VP. He is ineligible to serve at President if the need arises.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:00 AM (q1Pj5)

459 Barry couldn't be prez again. Not sure about veep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:59 PM (aKsyK)


Nope, Barry can't be veep, either. That line of succession thing.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)

460 423 NYC is in big trouble - they don't want to admit it, but it is. All the plays, the entertainment, the restaurants, the population concentration - it's already broken down, and as people flee it becomes a cycle that feeds upon itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

Just build the New York City Supermax wall right now. We can sort out the population after completion.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (e1mEI)

461 Grammie's husband, the Rev, technically isn't unemployed. The head church doesn't want to apply for funds through some of the alternative programs. So they are hurting. She was concerned that people might think she was greedy if she asked for much.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (Lqy/e)

462 450
No ice pack, but do have a bag of frozen strawberries.

Bet $10 it helps. Heat tightens it up.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (K22Va)

463 Barry couldn't be prez again. Not sure about veep.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2020 11:59 PM (aKsyK)

nope, two terms max. so no vp for barry, because if he became prez, that would be term #3.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (sy5kK)

464 447 Miss Issippi,
I've been coming here for almost 10 years and get ignored more than half the time. On all the threads.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (UUBmN)

Hmmm
What ya looking for?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (aA3+G)

465 419 Yall take care. I love that you have each others back. This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in. I Pray you all make it through whats next. At least youll see it when its coming. Stacy out.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (LIhNq)

What you do to "fit in" is hang around and comment every so often and don't worry too much if you say something stupid, because, hey, we're Morons!

This isn't like some snotty clique in hs that will make you sit in the cafeteria alone if you don't have the right clothes. Hell, they don't even wear pants here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (HabA/)

466 Barry couldn't be prez again. Not sure about veep.

Nope. There's basically one constitutional requirement for VP: eligible to fill the role of president. And Barry isn't.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (qc+VF)

467 447 Miss Issippi,
I've been coming here for almost 10 years and get ignored more than half the time. On all the threads.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (UUBmN)



People respond to you less than half the time? Lucky!!!!

Seriously you need somewhat thick skin and can't be expecting to get responses. Some things people will agree with but will feel no need to say it. You can say one thing on a thread and get 30+ responses. Or you can make 30 comments on a thread and get no responses.

And then there will be the time you say something that sets off the horde and you will long for the days of when you felt invisible.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:02 AM (Z7lwY)

468 450 No ice pack, but do have a bag of frozen strawberries.
Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (RU4sa)

Get the SO to pick up two 12×12 at the drug store and alternate them in the freezer. I honestly believe that helped the most. Those flattish fabric covered ones are bestest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:02 AM (KnJdm)

469 450 No ice pack, but do have a bag of frozen strawberries.
Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (RU4sa)

I have angel food cake and vanilla ice cream.

dessert!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (sy5kK)

470 Hmmm
What ya looking for?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
*swoons*
He finally noticed me!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (UUBmN)

471 425. I have naproxen I'm taking.
Posted by: SMH at April 22, 2020 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

hopefully that helps. do you have enough pillows to get into back neutral position? that always was easier for my dad. can't really describe it, linky of back chair shows it https://tinyurl.com/ybqnbocz

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (tUOCc)

472 What you do to "fit in" is hang around and comment every so often and don't worry too much if you say something stupid, because, hey, we're Morons!

This isn't like some snotty clique in hs that will make you sit in the cafeteria alone if you don't have the right clothes. Hell, they don't even wear pants here.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020



meh, there is definitely some sense of horde royalty

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (HALdu)

473 Thank you, PennaLady, you're sweet.

I'll be okay.

I just won't move much, lol.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (RU4sa)

474 Right, like pesky things like Constitutional amendments would stop the Dems...

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (OzQGF)

475 And then there will be the time you say something that sets off the horde and you will long for the days of when you felt invisible.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:02 AM (Z7lwY)

Cheese/fish puns are best if you are feeling ignored.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (KnJdm)

476 They told me frozen veggies would work so strawberries will work too. You don't want it directly on the skin so wrap it in something.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 23, 2020 12:04 AM (Lqy/e)

477 >>> And then there will be the time you say something that sets off the horde and you will long for the days of when you felt invisible.
Posted by: buzzion


Is this about me?

Posted by: Kurt at April 23, 2020 12:04 AM (WWe1O)

478
419 Yall take care. I love that you have each others back. This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in. I Pray you all make it through whats next. At least youll see it when its coming. Stacy out.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (LIhNq)

....

Have you tried talking about bewbs?

When I feel left out I usually mentions bewbs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:04 AM (ZotRQ)

479 lol bebe, plenty of pillows here.

not so!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:04 AM (RU4sa)

480 I see MSN has a headline up "Shoppers Confront Food Rationing After Being Spoiled with Choice"

Spoiled? These are the words you'd expect some Soviet propaganda sheet would use to describe Americans from behind the Iron Curtain circa 1970...spoiled.

I can't wait for these man bun media ghouls to lose all their jobs and be unable to order Thai noodles from the favorite funky Asian Fusion shop in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2020 12:04 AM (32YRo)

481 *swoons*
He finally noticed me!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (UUBmN)


Be careful what you wish for. It comes with a Status Quo Fan Club lifetime membership. Regular attendance required, too.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (Y8PSl)

482 447 Miss Issippi,
I've been coming here for almost 10 years and get ignored more than half the time. On all the threads.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (UUBmN)


Miss Issippi--

Please don't leave! I'm glad you are here and I think you fit in just fine!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (TdMsT)

483 not so!

How are you doing?
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020




SMH!

Good thanks.

You good? Besides the back thing?

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

484 Laser rangefinder, and draw up Ranging-Cards to each of their front doors.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX


Like your idea. Was thinking more of slow revealing 'artwork' in the Karens' lawns. Just have to outfox the Ring cam doorbells and security cams.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (q1Pj5)

485 Story at CBS News:

"Fauci says he 'can't guarantee' in-person voting in November will be safe"

It will be, but he's gotta cover his hindquarters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

486 And then there will be the time you say something that sets off the
horde and you will long for the days of when you felt invisible.

Some dead guys are smart.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:06 AM (K22Va)

487 ..Yall take care. I love that you have each others back. This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in. I Pray you all make it through whats next. At least youll see it when its coming. Stacy out.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 22, 2020 11:49 PM (LIhNq)

What you do to "fit in" is hang around and comment every so often and don't worry too much if you say something stupid, because, hey, we're Morons!

This isn't like some snotty clique in hs that will make you sit in the cafeteria alone if you don't have the right clothes. Hell, they don't even wear pants here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:01 AM (HabA/)



It's Gang Rules.

You've got to go to a Mo Meet, and get "Beat-In".

And if you want to quit, you've got to go to another Mo Meet and get "Beat-Out".

But what's worse, is if the Horde really does want to ignore you, and then you have to Beat-Off.

It's a brutal place around here.

Brutal.

Dukes UP, missy!

*swings, misses, falls*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 12:06 AM (QzJWU)

488 Some nights I get no comments, but I know they're looking..

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (qAR6u)

489 Story at CBS News:

"Fauci says he 'can't guarantee' in-person voting in November will be safe"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23




have the black panthers said they are going to show with clubs?

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (HALdu)

490 Miss Issippi.

I lurked for almost a decade before I started commenting.

The intimidation factor for one thing.

Well, it was the main thing.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (RU4sa)

491 SMH,

Prayers up.
Do you have any numbness or tingling in your legs or arms? Like when an arm falls asleep? If so does it go away?

I've had two fusions. I'm so sorry. I've been there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (7bcfy)

492 295 bebe
That's a thought I had just yesterday. I think a couple of people posted about booking cheap rooms in Vegas in June. There's a lot of money behind those casinos I'll bet you they get opened up by June.
Yes, another Vegas Meetup would be a blast. And probably relatively cheap considering the circumstances.

Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (D5sHh)

493 But when you are stuck in the hospital at 3am with your world falling apart, the Horde will be there for you. It's a really good bunch of people.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (Lqy/e)

494 470 Hmmm
What ya looking for?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
*swoons*
He finally noticed me!!!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (UUBmN)

My apologies for my tardiness.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (aA3+G)

495
"Fauci says he 'can't guarantee' in-person voting in November will be safe"
----
Guess what? Being alive isn't guaranteed to be safe!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (UUBmN)

496 90 Miss Issippi.

I lurked for almost a decade before I started commenting.

The intimidation factor for one thing.

Well, it was the main thing.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (RU4sa)


They made fun of me for the first year.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (TdMsT)

497 When I feel left out I usually mentions bewbs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:04 AM (ZotRQ)

Did somebody say "bewbs"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (miJU3)

498 Some nights I get no comments, but I know they're looking..

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (qAR6u)

.....

#bewbs

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (ZotRQ)

499 Yall take care. I love that you have each others back. This definitely a tight knit group, and I cant find purchase to fit in. I Pray you all make it through whats next. At least youll see it when its coming. Stacy out.


What is this "fit in"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (SchxB)

500 If I had Al Pacino Approved links every night, publius would respond every night

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (qAR6u)

501 >> Story at CBS News:

"Fauci says he 'can't guarantee' in-person voting in November will be safe"

It will be, but he's gotta cover his hindquarters.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Fauci needs to shut his fucking mouth.

Posted by: Aviator at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (0FTCx)

502 meh, there is definitely some sense of horde royalty
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (HALdu),

Heeheeheeee! GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE!

Posted by: Industriously Knitting Crone at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (e1mEI)

503 465 Hell, they don't even wear pants here

i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (tUOCc)

504 485 Story at CBS News:

"Fauci says he 'can't guarantee' in-person voting in November will be safe"

It will be, but he's gotta cover his hindquarters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

That is what dragging this out beyond all rational effect is about. Change my mind.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (KnJdm)

505 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (KnJdm)

All NSAIDs give me wicked canker sores.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (OzQGF)

506 488 Some nights I get no comments, but I know they're looking..
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (qAR6u)

some nights, I just stare in awe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (sy5kK)

507 Okay, not so.

Got new pics of the g-babies this morning, and watching the love grammie is being showered with add up cheered me up a lot.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (RU4sa)

508 Fauci needs to shut his fucking mouth.

Posted by: Aviator at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (0FTCx)

Every fucking bit of this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (q1Pj5)

509 The exploding whale video was the first video I received via internet. It still cracks me up.

May not have been the first for me, but was pretty close. Mind you, that 70s news video looked a lot better in comparison to other early internet videos than compared to the high density videos available now.

I just uploaded a two-minute scene from Hee Haw that was bigger than an entire hour's episode would have been twenty years ago.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (2lndx)

510 Like your idea. Was thinking more of slow revealing 'artwork' in the Karens' lawns. Just have to outfox the Ring cam doorbells and security cams.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (q1Pj5)

Plague Doctor masks, and Joe Biden campaign bling FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (miJU3)

511 Fauci needs to shut his fucking mouth.

Posted by: Aviator at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (0FTCx)

He needs to be fired into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (9Om/r)

512 Got new pics of the g-babies this morning, and watching the love grammie is being showered with add up cheered me up a lot.
Posted by: SMH at April 23




Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (HALdu)

513 i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.

My dreams tonight will not be dry.

Thank you, by the way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (SchxB)

514 Welcome Stacy,

Please post, it took me years to come out from being a lurker.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (7bcfy)

515
They made fun of me for the first year.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (TdMsT)



Well you're a Russian bot.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (Z7lwY)

516 Garrett- where are you at? I've got a Teac 3340s that needs going through- sticky switches, etc.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (HuH1F)

517 i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (tUOCc)

If your computer breaks, you are welcome to use mine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:11 AM (miJU3)

518 Well you're a Russian bot.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (Z7lwY)


In the end, aren't we all?

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:11 AM (Y8PSl)

519 meh, there is definitely some sense of horde royalty
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (HALdu)

well the fapping ghosts & Buzzion are technically the closest to The Hopper so...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:11 AM (tUOCc)

520 Some nights I get no comments, but I know they're looking..

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:07 AM (qAR6u)



some nights, I just stare in awe.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (sy5kK)

It's like this, the blood rushes out to the small auxiliary brain and I'm rendered speechless / commentless.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:11 AM (q1Pj5)

521 I never lurked.

I started saying stupid shit right away.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (ZotRQ)

522 Well you're a Russian bot.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:10 AM (Z7lwY)

---

And you're dead.

Nobody's perfect.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (RU4sa)

523 That young lady in the closing photo sure does have some great big medallion.

Posted by: Observer at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (xgpfE)

524

well the fapping ghosts & Buzzion are technically the closest to The Hopper so...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23




Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (HALdu)

525 kbdabear and Count, sometimes I really do wish we had an upvote/downvote system.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

526 Miss Issippi

One way to get comments is to ask if anyone here knows how to fix something in your car or home, like "there's this whirring sound coming from under the hood that wasn't there before"

You'll get more answers than you know what to do with

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (qAR6u)

527 i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.

I can't believe you guys are letting this go by.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (K22Va)

528 I never lurked.



I started saying stupid shit right away.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (ZotRQ)


Me too. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (9Om/r)

529 Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 22, 2020 11:58 PM (UUBmN)

Many of us feel "ignored" at one time or another. There have been times when I've laughed myself silly over a comment I made that I thought was terrifically funny - and nothing. Nobody said a word about it. That almost makes you feel embarrassed like saying something at a party you think is clever and then people just look at you blankly.

Sometimes I'll write a serious comment in a thread where everyone is goofing off and nobody will respond. Well, that might be because it was the wrong place for that comment. Or else it might be because people agree and have nothing new to add.

This isn't face-to-face and you can't read or know people's reactions. The threads can move so quickly that there isn't time to respond. Many times, I've thought I was going to write a response to someone's comment, but as I'm scrolling down I see another one and think of a better response. Or else I scroll from the bottom and don't make it to the top of the thread and don't see the comments there.

And often, people are intent on saying what they came to AOSHQ to say, especially on an ONT. They want to talk about their problems and what happened to them that day. On threads that are 500 or 700 comments long, there are ones that are bound to get lost in the shuffle. I stopped thinking long ago that it was anything personal.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (HabA/)

530 i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (tUOCc)

floating boobs FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (q1Pj5)

531 i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (tUOCc)

*upvote*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (KnJdm)

532 I always thought the night walkers aren't as shall we say hazing as the day walkers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (7bcfy)

533 Grammie killed buzzion but he still comments even though everyone ignores them since he's dead and all. No one likes being haunted!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (UUBmN)

534 One way to get comments is to ask if anyone here knows how to fix something in your car or home, like "there's this whirring sound coming from under the hood that wasn't there before"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (qAR6u)

And if you really have a whirring sound, it's either the water pump or alternator going bad..

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (qAR6u)

535 484 . Just have to outfox the Ring cam doorbells and security cams.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:05 AM (q1Pj5)

that's where nifty dictator required face masks come in. works for antifa

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (tUOCc)

536 Donna, Berserker, Miss Issippi and others, exactly.

I admit I'm disappointed when I toss something in here that I think is witty and funny and original, or extremely interesting and thought-provoking, and I hear back... nothing.

But hey. People have lives and their own considerations to think about. And no one gets to be a star every night, which is the way it oughta be anyway.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

537 And if you really have a whirring sound, it's either the water pump or alternator going bad..
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (qAR6u)

Or Tinkerbell is stuck on the front of the radiator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:15 AM (miJU3)

538 529 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (HabA/)

Well said Donna

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:15 AM (7bcfy)

539 I never lurked.

I started saying stupid shit right away.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (ZotRQ)

Yeah. I jump right into the swimming pool I don't do the dip one foot in cautiously, than the other.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:16 AM (HabA/)

540 >>> i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.

I can't believe you guys are letting this go by.
Posted by: dartist

Go on.

Posted by: Kurt at April 23, 2020 12:16 AM (WWe1O)

541
i go topless. it's really whatever floats your boat.

I can't believe you guys are letting this go by.


Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:13 AM (K22Va)

Well it takes a while to run the scenarios of a 1000 possible comment outcomes in your head. Most end with "and then she'll shoot me". lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:16 AM (9Om/r)

542 Another way to get comments is to ask for dating or medical advice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:16 AM (q1Pj5)

543 496 They made fun of me for the first year.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (TdMsT)

awwww everybody gets ragged on at some point.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:16 AM (tUOCc)

544
And if you really have a whirring sound, it's either the water pump or alternator going bad..
Posted by: kbdabear at Apr

I thought the answer was to slap some hot iron on it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:17 AM (7bcfy)

545 meh, there is definitely some sense of horde royalty
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (HALdu)

The Jesters out number the royalty by 100 to 1.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:17 AM (2DOZq)

546 Asking for medical advice is another really great way to get attention around here.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:17 AM (UUBmN)

547 I admit I'm disappointed when I toss something in here that I think is witty and funny and original, or extremely interesting and thought-provoking, and I hear back... nothing.

....

Seriously.

I laid my soul bare tonight with a harrowing tail of LSD, huffing nitrous oxide, dildo shops, marijuana and Tetris and everyone just looked at me like I was strange.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (ZotRQ)

548 499 What is this "fit in"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:08 AM (SchxB)

yeah, i'm ostracizing blanco cause he won't buy me obscenely expensive shoes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (tUOCc)

549 I admit I'm disappointed when I toss something in here that I think is
witty and funny and original, or extremely interesting and
thought-provoking, and I hear back... nothing.


I'm pretty sure everyone posting in here has experienced the same thing, including the boss.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (K22Va)

550
awwww everybody gets ragged on at some point.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:16 AM (tUOCc)


That's for sure!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (TdMsT)

551 Another way to get comments is to ask for dating or medical advice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:16 AM (q1Pj5)

Just don't be asking for medical advice, if the dating advice proved to be effective...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (miJU3)

552 Bitter, sounds like a great screenplay! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

553 546 Asking for medical advice is another really great way to get attention around here.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:17 AM (UUBmN)

---

Like ace's hypochondriac thread yesterday...lol.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (RU4sa)

554 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (ZotRQ)

Personally, it just made me think what a boring life I've had!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (OzQGF)

555 510 Like your idea. Was thinking more of slow revealing 'artwork' in the Karens' lawns. Just have to outfox the Ring cam doorbells and security cams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (miJU3)

One nonviolent way to get to the Karens would be to cut the cable connection leading to her house with a pair of cutting pliers. No internet and no tv make Karen go crazy.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (qAR6u)

556 way to get comments is to ask if anyone here knows how to fix something in your car or home, like "there's this whirring sound coming from under the hood that wasn't there before"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23




marriage and dating advice, which means sex

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (HALdu)

557 Some great dating advice around here...infamous, in fact!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (UUBmN)

558 yeah, i'm ostracizing blanco cause he won't buy me obscenely expensive shoes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (tUOCc)


I'm afraid to ask what the definition if obscenely expensive is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

559 Medical advise from the Horde is always top-notch.

"You better see the doctor!"
"I want a second opinion!"
"Okay. You're ugly too!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

560 I would, however, like to draw attention to the comment I made at 265 on the ONT of 8/16/15, which was absolute comic genius and if you missed it, it sucks for you.

(No, don't go look it up. I just made that shit up.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (HabA/)

561 You got to get yourself a schtick . Like limericks or demanding trees in all paintings .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (2DOZq)

562 meh, there is definitely some sense of horde royalty
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:03 AM (HALdu),

Heeheeheeee! GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE!
Posted by: Industriously Knitting Crone
-----------
SNORT!

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (8HBLI)

563 Another way to get back at the Karens would be expensive if you do it yourself... Best to get a group of like minded folks join you..

Find out where she shops and what her favorite wines are, then buy the stock out before she goes to the store

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:21 AM (qAR6u)

564 One nonviolent way to get to the Karens would be to
cut the cable connection leading to her house with a pair of cutting
pliers. No internet and no tv make Karen go crazy.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (qAR6u)

Cable drops are from the backyard utility lines here, so need a ninja.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:21 AM (q1Pj5)

565 Some great dating advice around here...infamous, in fact!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (UUBmN)


Yup. For instance, I learned here that random women in bars do NOT appreciate me walking up out of nowhere, squeezing their breasts and yelling "honk honk!!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

566 513 My dreams tonight will not be dry.
Thank you, by the way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at

heh, and you still have bookmarks, i gotta figure out something for when orange man gets re-elected. dunno how to even top the snak pak lisa though

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (tUOCc)

567
Yup. For instance, I learned here that random women in bars do NOT appreciate me walking up out of nowhere, squeezing their breasts and yelling "honk honk!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23



you must be doing something wrong then

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (HALdu)

568 yeah, i'm ostracizing blanco cause he won't buy me obscenely expensive shoes.


I can't even pronounce the brand name, so there's no point in talking about the price.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (SchxB)

569 kbdabear and Count, sometimes I really do wish we had an upvote/downvote system.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)


Hell to the no!

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (Y8PSl)

570 What we need are rohypnol bullets for the Karens.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

571 521 I never lurked.

I started saying stupid shit right away.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (ZotRQ)

****SNORT****

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (aA3+G)

572 RickZ, wow you got emotional there :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)

573 heh, and you still have bookmarks, i gotta figure
out something for when orange man gets re-elected. dunno how to even
top the snak pak lisa though

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (tUOCc)


Was that the one with the black top?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r)

574 557 Some great dating advice around here...infamous, in fact!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (UUBmN)

Zero bad reviews so far.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (KnJdm)

575 Some great dating advice around here...infamous, in fact!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (UUBmN)



Yup. For instance, I learned here that random women in bars do NOT
appreciate me walking up out of nowhere, squeezing their breasts and
yelling "honk honk!!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

Who knew??

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (q1Pj5)

576 not so, probably

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)

577 Yup. For instance, I learned here that random women in bars do NOT appreciate me walking up out of nowhere, squeezing their breasts and yelling "honk honk!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

Are you going to the right bars?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (OzQGF)

578 One nonviolent way to get to the Karens would be to cut the cable connection leading to her house with a pair of cutting pliers. No internet and no tv make Karen go crazy.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:19 AM (qAR6u)

---

Hub works as an electrician in St. Louis.

He downloaded the list of Karens there that the shock jock there requested.

Hub will be putting that list to good use.

St. Louis County Releases 'Snitch Files' -- Local Citizens Who Called County Government to Snitch on Business Owners

https://tinyurl.com/y9ag74pm

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:24 AM (RU4sa)

579 510 Like your idea. Was thinking more of slow revealing 'artwork' in the Karens' lawns. Just have to outfox the Ring cam doorbells and security cams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:09 AM (miJU3)

One nonviolent way to get to the Karens would be to cut the cable connection leading to her house with a pair of cutting pliers. No internet and no tv make Karen go crazy.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2

The way to beat security cams is to shine a laser or a really bright flashlight directly at them. This only works at night. I'm not sure if it works on a ring doorbell.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:24 AM (7bcfy)

580 558 yeah, i'm ostracizing blanco cause he won't buy me obscenely expensive shoes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (tUOCc)

I'm afraid to ask what the definition if obscenely expensive is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

Probably what Melania wears, the ones with heels so high BBD would fall over if she wore them.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:24 AM (qAR6u)

581 This place is magical, what with the dick glitter strewn everywhere and all.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2020 12:24 AM (COzlW)

582 Jordan, good question

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

583 You know who got a lot of feedback . Tickle Pink.

Don't be Tickle Pink.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:25 AM (2DOZq)

584 heh, and you still have bookmarks, i gotta figure out something for when orange man gets re-elected. dunno how to even top the snak pak lisa though


Throw in a pic of your smile? Or just a smirk? Not enough face to get doxxed, of course.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:25 AM (SchxB)

585 >>> The way to beat security cams is to shine a laser or a really bright flashlight directly at them. This only works at night. I'm not sure if it works on a ring doorbell.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Not gonna ask how you know.

Posted by: Kurt at April 23, 2020 12:25 AM (WWe1O)

586 517 If your computer breaks, you are welcome to use mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:11 AM (miJU3

Thanks AOP!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:25 AM (tUOCc)

587 You know who got a lot of feedback . Tickle Pink.

Don't be Tickle Pink.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23




half the horde loved her

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (HALdu)

588 Yup. For instance, I learned here that random women in bars do NOT appreciate me walking up out of nowhere, squeezing their breasts and yelling "honk honk!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 2

You're at the wrong bars. I've seen that move work every time it's tried.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (7bcfy)

589 Don't be Tickle Pink.

.....

Lulz.

Seconded, sir.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (ZotRQ)

590 lol Kilroy

Yeah, don't be tickled pink.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (RU4sa)

591 Still think tickled pink was a dude trolling us.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (UUBmN)

592 Medical advise from the Horde is always top-notch.

"You better see the doctor!"
"I want a second opinion!"
"Okay. You're ugly too!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)


"Slap a hot iron on it!"

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (Y8PSl)

593 347 mishum
Have to agree I had a 4 level laminectomy in 2014, what's a disk repair at the same time. It really helped for a few years. Now I have another herniated disc, bone spur and assist all in that area giving me fits. Prayers up for everyone dealing with these type of issues.

Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (D5sHh)

594 Tickled Pink seemed to always have the same story.

- Meet a guy.
- He sends dick pics.
- She dumps him.
- Repeat ad nauseam.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)

595 half the horde loved her

Which half?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (SchxB)

596 Cable drops are from the backyard utility lines here, so need a ninja.
Posted by: Count de Monet
--

Wait...you don't have a set of climbing irons?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (bk3Sg)

597 309 265
Hubs took me to the emergency room this afternoon after he came home and
found me in absolute pain (lower back) and barely able to sit, much
less stand.

Nothing worse than a bad back. Stay away from V.A. if you can and try a chiropractor. My crazy brick layer brother has a back like that and swears by them.
Posted by: dartist
------
On the contrary, get the VA to send you to a chiropractor.. I'm on my second round of treatments and i went from your situation to painting the deck and landscaping in two short months. And the VA paid for the chiropractor.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (+ldAm)

598 ot gonna ask how you know.
Posted by: Kurt at April 23,

I can find no glow trail cams too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (7bcfy)

599 half the horde loved her
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (HALdu)

---

Which half?

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (RU4sa)

600 Stupid sock

Posted by: Turn Two at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (WWe1O)

601 I admit I'm disappointed when I toss something in here that I think is witty and funny and original, or extremely interesting and thought-provoking, and I hear back... nothing.

I'm pretty sure everyone posting in here has experienced the same thing, including the boss.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (K22Va)

That look they give you when the only thing you can say is..

"Don't I feel like the fucking asshole..."

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (qAR6u)

602 Medical advise from the Horde is always top-notch.

"You better see the doctor!"
"I want a second opinion!"
"Okay. You're ugly too!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

"Slap a hot iron on it!"
Posted by: RickZ
----

Don't move your arm that way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 23, 2020 12:28 AM (bk3Sg)

603 533 Grammie killed buzzion but he still comments even though everyone ignores them since he's dead and all. No one likes being haunted!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (UUBmN)

What?! i thought happy fun ball took him out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:28 AM (tUOCc)

604 CaliGirl, thanks for the advice :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)

605 Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (D5sHh)

Fusions. Unfortunately after a period of time the levels above and below the fusion sometimes collapse.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (2DOZq)

606 532 I always thought the night walkers aren't as shall we say hazing as the day walkers.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:14 AM (7bcfy)

There really is a different feel at night. I can't really explain it, but there is.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (HabA/)

607 lol

Horde medical advice: as reliable as the dating advice.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (RU4sa)

608 RickZ, wow you got emotional there :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)


A comment upding/downding system always leads to problems. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (Y8PSl)

609
Tickled Pink seemed to always have the same story.



- Meet a guy.

- He sends dick pics.

- She dumps him.

- Repeat ad nauseam.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)


There was a lot of weird shit in between if I remember right. I didn't know what to make of that one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (9Om/r)

610 Which half?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Which half?
Posted by: SMH



Other than that whole having different parents thing, are you sure you're not my long lost sister?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (SchxB)

611 Killed him with a typo. Take that, John Wick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:30 AM (KnJdm)

612 lol Blanco.

Hordemind is scary sometimes.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:30 AM (RU4sa)

613 There really is a different feel at night. I can't really explain it, but there is.

Posted by: DonnaV at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (HabA/)


Cerebral office crowd during the day
Rowdy pub crawlers at night.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:30 AM (9Om/r)

614 Killed him with a typo. Take that, John Wick.
Posted by: flounder
----
Killed him with a typo! Who does that??

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (UUBmN)

615 Killed him with a typo. Take that, John Wick.
Posted by: flounder


*sharpens pencil*

Posted by: John Wick at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)

616 About those Ring door cams. After the homeowner says I better put the package down, I would tell him by the time he alerts the po-po I'll be long gone, with his package.

Why announce over an intercom to a thief that you're not on your property?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (COzlW)

617 Hordemind is scary sometimes.

Yes, ma'am, that it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (SchxB)

618 I can find no glow trail cams too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (7bcfy)

You have a special set of skills . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (q1Pj5)

619 611 Killed him with a typo. Take that, John Wick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:30 AM (KnJdm)



You people suck with memory.


Fenelon got me killed because she didn't catch a comma placement.

She killed grammie with a typo.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (Z7lwY)

620 Cable drops are from the backyard utility lines here, so need a ninja.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:21 AM (q1Pj5)

The street end is up on the pole, but it will lead from the roof down to the junction box usually around where the phone connection leads to, easily reachable. At least it does on my house.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:32 AM (qAR6u)

621 Tickled Pink was High Drama.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:32 AM (HabA/)

622 What's this? Fenelon killed a man in Reno just to watch him die?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)

623 here was a lot of weird shit in between if I remember right. I didn't know what to make of that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Part of me felt sorry for her the other part always wondered if we were being trolled.

There, I said what I said.
I just skipped her posts at some point.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:32 AM (7bcfy)

624 A comment upding/downding system always leads to problems. Fuck that shit.
Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (Y8PSl)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (miJU3)

625 You people suck with memory.


Fenelon got me killed because she didn't catch a comma placement.

She killed grammie with a typo.
Posted by: buzzion
---
Shut up, you're dead! We can't hear you! lalalalalala

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (UUBmN)

626 619 611 Killed him with a typo. Take that, John Wick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:30 AM (KnJdm)



You people suck with memory.


Fenelon got me killed because she didn't catch a comma placement.

She killed grammie with a typo.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (Z7lwY)

Grammie / Fenelon

220 / 221. Whatever it takes

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (2DOZq)

627 558 I'm afraid to ask what the definition if obscenely expensive is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

Well, i had my eye on a pair of louboutin black suede platform booties that were $900.00. very stevie nicks. alas my house always seems to need new choos first lol

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (tUOCc)

628 Ultimately, one shouldn't be offended if no one pays attention to you around here.

Poor ace barely gets anyone to read his content and the COBs only keep everyone on topic with a comment-in-place order enforced by threat of banhammer.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (ZotRQ)

629 When I feel left out I usually mentions bewbs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:04 AM (ZotRQ)


tits!

Posted by: tits at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (YqED9)

630 Horde medical advice: as reliable as the dating advice.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:29 AM (RU4sa)


Wait, so you're saying I should stick my dick in crazy as long as my medical's paid up?

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (Y8PSl)

631 >>> She killed grammie with a typo.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (Z7lwY)

Grammie / Fenelon

220 / 221. Whatever it takes
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (2DOZq)

*inserts emoticon pointing up*

Posted by: Turn Two at April 23, 2020 12:34 AM (WWe1O)

632 Hordemind is scary sometimes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (SchxB)

Music Doth Soothe the Moron Breast.

No Biting Works for the Moronettes

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:35 AM (qAR6u)

633 I did enjoy the story, Bitter Clinger.

I'll scroll to the bottom to respond to something, then go back to keep reading the thread. When I get to my comment, I find the thread has gone in another direction and it just looks odd.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 23, 2020 12:35 AM (Lqy/e)

634
Seriously.

I laid my soul bare tonight with a harrowing tail of LSD, huffing nitrous oxide, dildo shops, marijuana and Tetris and everyone just looked at me like I was strange.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (ZotRQ)

No, I was trying to remember my college days, to think if I mixed all 5 at the same time.

Nope, only 4.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (sy5kK)

635 Wait, so you're saying I should stick my dick in crazy as long as my medical's paid up?

Better make sure life, dental, vision, home, and car insurance premiums have been paid as well, just to cover all the possible outcomes.

Oh, and pet insurance if it's available.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (SchxB)

636 She killed grammie with a typo.

You know no one can hear you right?

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (K22Va)

637 573 Was that the one with the black top?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r)

definitely black & purple. can't remember what color one i wore when i took ace for a bra ride

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (tUOCc)

638 ait, so you're saying I should stick my dick in crazy as long as my medical's paid up?
Posted by: RickZ at

I'm thinking the answer is now yes. Previous wisdom is subject to change.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (7bcfy)

639
You know who got a lot of feedback . Tickle Pink.

Uncle Palp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (aKsyK)

640 You know no one can hear you right?
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (K22Va)

In cyberspace, nobody can hear you punctuate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:37 AM (miJU3)

641 >>> Hordemind is scary sometimes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:31 AM (SchxB)

Music Doth Soothe the Moron Breast.

No Biting Works for the Moronettes
Posted by: kbdabear



Also, don't forget to go long on Jethro Tull and Zappa.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 23, 2020 12:37 AM (WWe1O)

642 I died the other day, but I don't remember who did it. I just remembered someone telling me I was supposed to be haunting a castle with buzzion.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 12:37 AM (OzQGF)

643 Uncle Palp

He get snu-snu'd out of existence?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:37 AM (SchxB)

644 Which half?
Posted by: SMH at April 23




that half that would shit if you made fun of her.

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (HALdu)

645 627 558 I'm afraid to ask what the definition if obscenely expensive is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

Well, i had my eye on a pair of louboutin black suede platform booties that were $900.00. very stevie nicks. alas my house always seems to need new choos first lol
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:33 AM (tUOCc)

I had a buddy who sold women's shoes at Needless Markup. He had some good stories about the old guys that came in with younger women to buy them shoes.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (2DOZq)

646 can't remember what color one i wore when i took ace for a bra ride
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:36 AM (tUOCc)

---

Bra ride?

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (RU4sa)

647 601 I admit I'm disappointed when I toss something in here that I think is witty and funny and original, or extremely interesting and thought-provoking, and I hear back... nothing.
I'm pretty sure everyone posting in here has experienced the same thing, including the boss.
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (K22Va)
That look they give you when the only thing you can say is..
"Don't I feel like the fucking asshole..."
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:27 AM (qAR6u)

For me, and I suspect most of us, in order to post here you have to take an attitude like a writer doing standup has to. (well, not if you're being serious, but no one can do that too much) Every person who has ever done that kind of thing knows that sometimes lines that you think are great just flop, sometimes things that you think are just "eh" get a whole lot of people picking them up. You never know for sure what will land and what will not, so you just gotta keep trying.

And some nights it's just a dead room, and no matter what you do it isn't going to work. That's not anything to worry about, it just happens sometimes. It's a part of the deal.

Also, and I know Miss Issippi signed off, but when she wrote she couldn't "find purchase" - that isn't how it works at all. Communicating publicly takes a bit of arrogance, in that you just gotta start doing it, keep at it, and go on faith that you'll find a place. But you can't do it unless you write about what YOU want to say, not what someone else wants you to say. And you gotta have faith in yourself, that what you got to say is worth saying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

648 Story at Fox News: CV has mutated into at least 30 different strains, study finds

"Well that's it! Shred the constitution! We don't need it no mo!" - Dem governors everywhere

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)

649 Hey.

I can code!

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (doAIC)

650 Horde medical advice: as reliable as the dating advice.

.....

Things I learned at AoSHQ re: women.

Do nit stick your dick in crazy
Binary Grading System for women
The Rule of Half + 7
Surprise otters say to a loved one "Just Because"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:39 AM (ZotRQ)

651 >>>Also, don't forget to go long on Jethro Tull and Zappa.

Good taste

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 23, 2020 12:39 AM (aA3+G)

652 584 Throw in a pic of your smile? Or just a smirk? Not enough face to get doxxed, of course.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:25 AM (SchxB)

i dunno. i'll run it past my security consultants. Any other ideas?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:39 AM (tUOCc)

653 No Biting Works for the Moronettes
Posted by: kbdabear at A

We just had a girls lunch for my friends B-day. By 9 pm we heard a song that was very similar to that by David Allen Coe. There's not much else to do, none of my friends are working.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (7bcfy)

654 MisHum's up late tonight. Musta had his coffee :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (L2ZTs)

655 Part of me felt sorry for her the other part always wondered if we were being trolled.



There, I said what I said.

I just skipped her posts at some point.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:32 AM (7bcfy)


Yeah, I kinda shook my head and thought "more issues than Time magazine".
Although, I have met a few like her over the years, so they do actually exist. One friend of mine used to attract them like flypaper. One night I was hanging out there and he introduced me to of the new ones who told me she was paying some kind of penance for her former ancient life as some sadistic treasonous murdering egyptian war queen. then she started saying stuff like tickled pink would say.


Why yes, I did leave vapor trails.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (9Om/r)

656 In cyberspace, nobody can hear you punctuate.

Ampersands. I've heard tell that ampersands make sounds.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (K22Va)

657 Just to let you guys know, bebe is gorgeous, inside and out.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (RU4sa)

658 There, I said what I said.
I just skipped her posts at some point.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:32 AM (7bcfy)

Did she just disappear one day?

All I remember was some email romance she was carrying on with some French guy. LOL, I don't think she actually even met the guy in person and she was wondering if she should move to France. (Actually, that's kind of sad.)

They'd have conversations on the phone and he'd make some comment she didn't like, or she didn't like the tone of his voice and that would be good for 50 comments on the ONT.

Yeah, I had to start scrolling past too. They reminded me of conversations I had with drunken girlfriends in college, "I thought he liked me, but when I started talking about having children, he kinda backed away from me." WTF? You're talking about having children on the first date? He probably was ready to run the hell down the street!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:41 AM (HabA/)

659 657 Just to let you guys know, bebe is gorgeous, inside and out.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (RU4sa)

Stop it. I missed the infamous event.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:42 AM (KnJdm)

660 we were being trolled.



There, I said what I said.



Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23




uh yeah?

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:43 AM (HALdu)

661 lol Donna...yeah, talking kids on a first date is not the way to a man's heart.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:43 AM (RU4sa)

662 Just to let you guys know, bebe is gorgeous, inside and out.

Figured as much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:44 AM (SchxB)

663 I'll scroll to the bottom to respond to something, then go back to keep reading the thread. When I get to my comment, I find the thread has gone in another direction and it just looks odd.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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^This^ Most definitely.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 12:44 AM (8HBLI)

664 404 smh
Scoliosis or arthritis diagnosis? I think it's six of one and half a dozen of the other. I've had arthritis for number years, hip surgery in 2010 back surgery in 2014.
I really need to get something done now but this is interrupted the doctor's appointments. My last MRI showed scoliosis which I hadn't had before. I'm thinking the arthritis led to scoliosis I'll have to ask next time. Best wishes to you SMH I know where you're at.

Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 12:44 AM (D5sHh)

665 Just to let you guys know, bebe is gorgeous, inside and out.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (RU4sa)

Can confirm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:45 AM (miJU3)

666 heh, and you still have bookmarks, i gotta figure out something for when orange man gets re-elected. dunno how to even top the snak pak lisa though

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:22 AM (tUOCc)

Hard to top The Empress's "Victory Tits" from 2016.

Unless you both do it at once in the same picture

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:46 AM (qAR6u)

667 644 that half that would shit if you made fun of her.
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (HALdu)

lol. "omg dick pick". gets the vapors . pointing & laughing was lost on that one. or maybe "she" was sending "herself" dick pics.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:46 AM (tUOCc)

668 ust to let you guys know, bebe is gorgeous, inside and out.
Posted by: SMH at April 23




phrasing?

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:46 AM (HALdu)

669 Thanks Farmer.

Guess I'll find out when I have my MRI done.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:46 AM (RU4sa)

670 Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 12:37 AM (OzQGF)

At least you don't have to worry about social distancing or touching your face anymore.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:46 AM (HabA/)

671 Grammie broke 10

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:47 AM (K22Va)

672 I laid my soul bare tonight with a harrowing tail of LSD, huffing nitrous oxide, dildo shops, marijuana and Tetris and everyone just looked at me like I was strange.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:18 AM (ZotRQ)

And that was a hell of a story! But I know I had nothing to add. A suspicion I have about LSD stories, and some things like it - people who have no experience of it don't say anything, because they can't relate; but people who *have* some experience with it don't say anything, because they'd rather not let anyone know that they *can* relate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:47 AM (V2Yro)

673
Gentle on My Mind was always my favorite Glenn song.


And watching that video, it hit me, how many of those people surrounding him are still alive.

Any of them?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 12:47 AM (sy5kK)

674 Hard to top The Empress's "Victory Tits" from 2016.



Unless you both do it at once in the same picture



Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:46 AM (qAR6u)


That would put a wobble in the earth's orbit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 12:47 AM (9Om/r)

675 no phrasing, not so...lol.

Beautiful soul.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:48 AM (RU4sa)

676 Hard to top The Empress's "Victory Tits" from 2016.

Unless you both do it at once in the same picture



Weird, I don't remember having heart palpitations before now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:48 AM (SchxB)

677 646 Bra ride?
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:38 AM (RU4sa

pic of ace in my bra. aw fuck no more tiny pic.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:48 AM (tUOCc)

678 Yeah, I had to start scrolling past too. They reminded me of conversations I had with drunken girlfriends in college, "I thought he liked me, but when I started talking about having children, he kinda backed away from me." WTF? You're talking about having children on the first date? He probably was ready to run the hell down the street!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23

You reminded me of what she posted. I remember the France guy. It was terribly sad and yes, it was strange and she wouldn't take advice.
If I knew her in person I doubt I could be friends with her.
Then I just scrolled past her comments.
I think most people here are very kind and want to help, but she was drama.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:49 AM (7bcfy)

679 lol bebe

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:49 AM (RU4sa)

680 Tickled Pink could be entertaining, but those posts were always too good to be true. And by "good" I mean too calculated to bring in a lot of responses.

at least it always looked that way to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro)

681 657 Just to let you guys know, bebe is gorgeous, inside and out.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:40 AM (RU4sa)

awww thanks girlfriend. so are you!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:50 AM (tUOCc)

682 pic of ace in my bra.

I remember that. I knew he was short, but jeez.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:51 AM (SchxB)

683 lol. "omg dick pick". gets the vapors . pointing & laughing was lost on that one. or maybe "she" was sending "herself" dick pics.
Posted by: bebe's boobs

Did she really post about getting dick pics? I must've skipped her posts by then.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 12:51 AM (7bcfy)

684 646 Bra ride?

Is that anything like a Nantucket Sleigh Ride?

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:51 AM (K22Va)

685 Miss Issippi
I've been here for years. And most of my posts are ignored don't worry about it. Once in awhile you will strike something for a conversation but just view it as letting yourself vent sometimes. Enjoy this is a very fun place in my opinion

Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 12:52 AM (D5sHh)

686 Good night, horde!

Remember, we might not read all your comments but God does. And even He is frequently baffled by what He reads here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:52 AM (HabA/)

687 at least it always looked that way to me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro)

Always reminded me of an alanon meeting where some chick comes in late, dominates the meeting with all her drama, then fucks right off. A taker.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:52 AM (KnJdm)

688 shucks guys, i'm flattered . muah

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:52 AM (tUOCc)

689 Miss Issippi
I've been here for years. And most of my posts are ignored don't worry about it. Once in awhile you will strike something for a conversation but just view it as letting yourself vent sometimes. Enjoy this is a very fun place in my opinion
Posted by: Farmer at April 23




in fairness, it could just be that her comments are not interesting.

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (HALdu)

690 I have an alarm clock with a weird tic. It's a Sharp battery-electric clock, made like an old-fashioned windup clock with two gongs on top. It makes a nice loud clatter that never fails to wake me up, much better than those digital alarms that emit a high-pitched beep that I cannot hear.

Lately, though. It has taken to stopping dead about an hour after the alarm sounds. Right now, it's showing 8:10, and the alarm went off at 7:05 this morning. Battery is not dead; the lamp comes on brightly if I push the button.

It's almost as though silencing the alarm by turning the alarm button to "off" places some sort of mechanical drag on the clockwork.

If I reset it to the current time, and set the alarm, I am sure it will run all night, and sound the alarm; it's been doing this for several weeks now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (miJU3)

691 Hard to top The Empress's "Victory Tits" from 2016.
Unless you both do it at once in the same picture

What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (tUOCc)

692 shucks guys, i'm flattered . muah
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23



in fairness, and sincerity, mirrors flatter you

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:54 AM (HALdu)

693

in fairness, it could just be that her comments are not interesting.
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (HALdu)


I disagree, but potato / rutabaga

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 12:54 AM (sy5kK)

694 Night Donna of the Ampersands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (A5zUN)

695 I have an alarm clock with a weird tic.


. . .

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (miJU3)
May I suggest an exorcism? You will need an old priest and a young priest.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (q1Pj5)

696 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:47 AM (V2Yro)

....

Ha!

Y'all do have reputations to uphold.

Me, not so much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (ZotRQ)

697 Niters Donna.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (RU4sa)

698 I disagree, but potato / rutabaga
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23



maybe but I never even noticed the nic until she decided she was going to bitch about being ignored .

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (HALdu)

699 i think your clock is possessed aop

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (tUOCc)

700 in fairness, it could just be that her comments are not interesting.
Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (HALdu)

I think she signed off for the night, but I've noticed some good comments she's made. I think Miss Issippi fits in very well, she shouldn't feel that she doesn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (V2Yro)

701 What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (tUOCc)

Very memorable. Have them bookmarked.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:57 AM (q1Pj5)

702 What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!



I bookmarked it, didn't I?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:57 AM (SchxB)

703 Good socks always get a good response around here.

But oddly my best jokes don't seem to get much traction. I had a killer yesterday and it was just radio silence. That said, I don't comment about it every single time I laugh at someone's joke.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 12:57 AM (b+qEC)

704
Hard to top The Empress's "Victory Tits" from 2016.

Unless you both do it at once in the same picture



What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!

Both should be in the Ace of Spades hall of fame museum.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:58 AM (K22Va)

705 Good googly-moogly, there are a lot of Karens in St. Louis with their names and email addys.

Sure would be a shame if someone put their info on blast...

A real shame.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 12:58 AM (RU4sa)

706 Hmmm, trying to think of people on here that do NOT get ignored at one time or another.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 12:58 AM (A5zUN)

707
May I suggest an exorcism? You will need an old priest and a young priest.
Posted by: Count de Monet


One for the hours and one for the minutes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 12:58 AM (aKsyK)

708 i think your clock is possessed aop
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (tUOCc)

Or else it's lost its mojo, and needs constant reassurance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (miJU3)

709 Both should be in the Ace of Spades hall of fame museum.
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 12:58 AM (K22Va)

Ace of Spades boob thunderdome.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (KnJdm)

710 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)

711 Any oldtimers here would remember some really drama filled ONT's

One of course did it so badly that anything close to that name of the old Chevy SUV is banned

Then there was ChemJeff who I felt bad for for a while, shy guy who couldn't seem to accept good dating advice. Shame he went NeverTrump

There was Joan who would get upset at the slightest thing

Then when Gabe was moderating, he'd troll people into snitty arguments and then hit the ban stick, or wasn't commenting but he'd stealth ban you without you knowing why. He was one I was happy to see go NeverTrump

Then there was JeffB who now actually has a podcast through NRO, his NeverTrump doggie treat reward.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (qAR6u)

712 Better ignored than castigated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (aKsyK)

713 What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23



You know this is important so I am going to think about it, would be unhordeish to do otherwise.

have you given any thought to gushka's hands, or maybe a finger for each side?

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (HALdu)

714 May I suggest an exorcism? You will need an old priest and a young priest.
Posted by: Count de Monet

One for the hours and one for the minutes.


Good thing it doesn't show seconds. Would that be a juvenile priest or a midget priest?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)

715 I think she signed off for the night, but I've noticed some good comments she's made. I think Miss Issippi fits in very well, she shouldn't feel that she doesn't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:56 AM (V2Yro)

Agreed.

This format is one where conversations can work, but you have to be scanning for keywords- especially if the comment total is going up quickly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (A5zUN)

716 May I suggest an exorcism? You will need an old priest and a young priest.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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LOL

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (8HBLI)

717 If I reset it to the current time, and set the alarm, I am sure it will run all night, and sound the alarm; it's been doing this for several weeks now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (miJU3)

Have you tried throwing empty beer cans at it? It doesn't fix anything but the beer makes you feel okay.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (e1mEI)

718 Four boobs enter!

Two boobs leave!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (A5zUN)

719 Better ignored than castigated.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23




meh

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (HALdu)

720 2016 ripped off a lot of masks here, kbdabear.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:01 AM (RU4sa)

721 The designated flame war threads - way back in the day - were always fun. Most of the 'ettes were just Annie Oakleys.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 01:01 AM (b+qEC)

722 Good thing it doesn't show seconds. Would that be a juvenile priest or a midget priest?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)

It does have a sweep second hand. It is a pretty nice alarm clock. But it doesn't seem to like working daylights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 01:02 AM (miJU3)

723 What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23







You know this is important so I am going to think about it, would be unhordeish to do otherwise.



have you given any thought to gushka's hands, or maybe a finger for each side?

Posted by: not so at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (HALdu)


Flying buttresses ala Notre Dame?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 01:02 AM (q1Pj5)

724 Tickled Pink could be entertaining, but those posts were always too good to be true. And by "good" I mean too calculated to bring in a lot of responses.

at least it always looked that way to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro)


Sometimes I think a commenter is a college sociology/psychology experiment designed to get responses for analysis. Rainmando springs to mind. But then, Rainmando could be a college dorm using one nick because the comments are so widely varied in tone, as happened with a certain poster at the large green snotballs site. 'Nodrog' for those questioning who.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:02 AM (Y8PSl)

725 718 Four boobs enter!

Two boobs leave!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (A5zUN)

Four boobs enter, four boobs leave, all oiled up. We are not barbarians, here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2020 01:02 AM (KnJdm)

726 This format is one where conversations can work, but you have to be scanning for keywords- especially if the comment total is going up quickly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (A5zUN)

---

Folks here opining on what ace is suffering from yesterday a prime example...lol.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:02 AM (RU4sa)

727 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 12:58 AM (A5zUN)

Trolls always gets attention.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 01:03 AM (HabA/)

728 2016 ripped off a lot of masks here, kbdabear.

......

Yes it did.

It was a nightly blood letting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2020 01:03 AM (ZotRQ)

729 Gotta scoot. Heading down into the pit tomorrow afternoon, pulling more crap out of the cardboard box to bring here.

Can't wait to get it cleared and dump it on the market.

Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 01:03 AM (SchxB)

730 >>>I think she signed off for the night, but I've noticed some good comments she's made. I think Miss Issippi fits in very well, she shouldn't feel that she doesn't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April

FWIW: I concur. Miss seems like a keeper.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 23, 2020 01:03 AM (WWe1O)

731 Niters Blanco.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:04 AM (RU4sa)

732 701 Very memorable. Have them bookmarked.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 12:57 AM (q1Pj5)

oh thank God, that terrible purple drank hangover was not in vain!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:04 AM (tUOCc)

733 What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (tUOCc)

First I've heard about it, and victory tits will always be Relevant to My Interests

I'd commit massive vote fraud if it meant AtC and BBD victory tits in the same picture. Along with lots of pudding cups

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:04 AM (qAR6u)

734 Nite, Blanco. I am going to sack out now, too. Think I might even kick on the A/C unit.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2020 01:04 AM (miJU3)

735 Remember, we might not read all your comments but God does. And even He is frequently baffled by what He reads here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 12:52 AM (HabA/)


The Horde is a fine example of God saying, 'What the fuck did I create? Let me get working on that SMOD.'

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:05 AM (Y8PSl)

736 Night Blanco Basura and AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:05 AM (A5zUN)

737 The sweet sound of knees popping when doing squats for the first time in months.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:06 AM (A5zUN)

738 ..Throw in a pic of your smile? Or just a smirk? Not enough face to get doxxed, of course.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 12:25 AM (SchxB)

i dunno. i'll run it past my security consultants. Any other ideas?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:39 AM (tUOCc)



I met Bebe's at last year's Tx Mo Meet.

Trust me. A mere camera cannot contain the radiance of her smile.

This year? If I remember, I'll take some Jello Pudding Cups.

For her to autograph.

Geez.

Pervs.

*pours bourbon, raises glass*

HORDE!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

739 2016 Gushka, BBD, and AtC victory tits.

Second only to the infamous Memorial Day thread.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 01:06 AM (q1Pj5)

740 I was thinking today, has anyone seen Peaches about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 23, 2020 01:06 AM (dP625)

741 523 That young lady in the closing photo sure does have some great big medallion.
Posted by: Observer at April 23, 2020 12:12 AM (xgpfE)


So does the worn-out old crone walking to her left....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 23, 2020 01:06 AM (VqNuf)

742 I don't comment about it every single time I laugh at someone's joke.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 12:57 AM (b+qEC)
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This place is a mile-a-minute joke factory. There's not enough time to even LOL after copying, especially during the day when you easily get behind by 50 comments just to LOL. There are so many really funny - like Python or Black Adder funny - posters here.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 01:07 AM (8HBLI)

743 The Horde is a fine example of God saying, 'What the fuck did I create? Let me get working on that SMOD.'
Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:05 AM (Y8PSl)

---

I think the reverse is true.

Imagine a world with more Hordelings and less Karens.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:07 AM (RU4sa)

744 So,

Santa Anna's blowing in the valley tonight

I've got some classic Raymond Chandler quotes

and Charles Bukowski for the heavy layer....

not much else

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (kFkpX)

745 fouchee wasn't elected to anything, and doesn't get to decide Jack schitt about how we hold elections. I've had it with that arrogant little s***. He's a Clintonista bureaucrat and pimping for vote-by-mail so the Dems can cheat.

Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (D5sHh)

746 724 Tickled Pink could be entertaining, but those posts were always too good to be true. And by "good" I mean too calculated to bring in a lot of responses.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:02 AM (Y8PSl)

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would ever happen to me but one night on a redeye flight from LA to NY....

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (qAR6u)

747 740 I was thinking today, has anyone seen Peaches about?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 23, 2020 01:06 AM (dP625)

Not recently? Last I remember was... before the lockdown? Not sure.

She was complaining about lack of food options in Indy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (A5zUN)

748 Better ignored than castigated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 12:59 AM (aKsyK)


Horde words to live by.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (Y8PSl)

749 I am still on the fence about TP. I have known women like 'her'. So she rang true a bit to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:09 AM (A5zUN)

750 Was it slap who spun the nightly tale of harassment at work by lefties? That was compelling.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 01:10 AM (b+qEC)

751 This place is a mile-a-minute joke factory. There's not enough time to even LOL after copying, especially during the day when you easily get behind by 50 comments just to LOL. There are so many really funny - like Python or Black Adder funny - posters here.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 01:07 AM (8HBLI)

Brian Dennehy played both Python and Black Adder

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:10 AM (qAR6u)

752 714 Good thing it doesn't show seconds. Would that be a juvenile priest or a midget priest?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 23, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)

altar boy

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:11 AM (tUOCc)

753 Brian Dennehy played both Python and Black Adder
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:10 AM (qAR6u)

And the Island of England as well. Stirring performance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:11 AM (A5zUN)

754 739

Second only to F**T armageddon....which was in 2***

yep...that old.

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:12 AM (kFkpX)

755 Santa Anna's blowing in the valley tonight

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (kFkpX)

Nasty sinus headaches always heralded the arrival of the Santa Ana's for me

I remember watching outside one night and I actually saw lightning from the dust agitation

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:12 AM (qAR6u)

756 I think the reverse is true.



Imagine a world with more Hordelings and less Karens.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:07 AM (RU4sa)

I just got a mental image of the horde putting together a youtube music video:
Imagine there's no Karens. It's easy if you try....

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 01:13 AM (kOpft)

757 I was thinking today, has anyone seen Peaches about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 23, 2020 01:06 AM (dP625)


If I was a betting man, I'd bet she's just fine somewhere.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 01:13 AM (K22Va)

758 AOP - Try (if you haven't) remove all power for a minute or so, batteries removed. Restart it. Seems a remote possibility, but maybe a hard reset would help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 23, 2020 01:13 AM (830x5)

759 Santa Anna's blowing in the valley tonight

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (kFkpX)

Didn't Garcetti shut down porn production because of Wu Flu?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:13 AM (qAR6u)

760 Santa Anna's blowing in the valley tonight

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (kFkpX)


Five bucks same as in town?

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:14 AM (Y8PSl)

761 I just got a mental image of the horde putting together a youtube music video:
Imagine there's no Karens. It's easy if you try....
Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 01:13 AM (kOpft)

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lol

video would be banned instantly.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:14 AM (RU4sa)

762 CaliGirl
Good to see you here. Hope this klusterfuk hasn't affected your farm too much. I'm afraid it might have. The odd thing we've noticed here in the Midwest is that lettuce isn't very good, doesn't last long after purchase. Hope you and yours can weather this, prayers up from here.

Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 01:15 AM (D5sHh)

763 Nite blanco & aop.

thanks jim. doubt i'll be able to make it this year. i just had to get a new garage door. super spendy cause it's a rear drive.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:15 AM (tUOCc)

764 > Jamoca Payapal

Sorry, I just can't get past the fact that someone is actually named that.

It sounds like a trendy coffee shop that only takes virtual currency.

In and out for me tonight. Got a fuckton of yard work done today, and now my 29 year old body is saying "No mas."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2020 01:16 AM (3fnVZ)

765 What no love for my 2016 snak pak lid victory tits?!



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 12:53 AM (tUOCc)


Well these days when I look at a snack pak I sure the hell don't think of calories. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 01:16 AM (9Om/r)

766 lol

video would be banned instantly.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:14 AM (RU4sa)


Using a pic of a soy boy with a man bun and calling him Karen would be too judge-y.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:16 AM (Y8PSl)

767 thanks jim. doubt i'll be able to make it this year. i just had to get a new garage door. super spendy cause it's a rear drive.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:15 AM (tUOCc)

A rear drive garage door opener? Is the motor just above the door or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:16 AM (A5zUN)

768 Jamoca Payapal

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Read that as Jamaica Paypal.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:17 AM (RU4sa)

769 SMH

Ice!

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 01:17 AM (K22Va)

770 Night Rodrigo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:17 AM (A5zUN)

771 750 Was it slap who spun the nightly tale of harassment at work by lefties? That was compelling.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 01:10 AM (b+qEC

stuck on stupid

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:17 AM (tUOCc)

772 Hope you and yours can weather this, prayers up from here.
Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 01:15

Thanks Farmer, we are hanging in there. The markets have tanked and we are discing a lot of lettuce and other commodities.
I hope all is well with you and yours and I hope you get your back repaired/healed quickly. Prayers for you and yours as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 01:19 AM (7bcfy)

773 769 SMH

Ice!
Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 01:17 AM (K22Va)

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Actually thinking of filling a bag with ice.

Trying the hot/cold thing.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:19 AM (RU4sa)

774 Jamoca Payapal

Sorry, I just can't get past the fact that someone is actually named that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2020 01:16 AM (3fnVZ)


'Jamoca' sounds like a female 'jamoke'.

Or an illiterate who can't spell their home island.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:19 AM (Y8PSl)

775 I just got a mental image of the horde putting together a youtube music video:

Imagine there's no Karens. It's easy if you try....

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 01:13 AM (kOpft)




Metal style, like a hammer to the forehead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2020 01:20 AM (9Om/r)

776 Most of the farms here are soybeans and corn, so they should be okay.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:20 AM (RU4sa)

777 767 A rear drive garage door opener? Is the motor just above the door or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:16 AM (A5zUN)

yeah above the door & at the back. low ceiling in the garage.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:20 AM (tUOCc)

778 Trying the hot/cold thing.
Posted by: SMH
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Swap at 20-30 min intervals. Place enough fabric between your back and the hot/cold so that it is not uncomfortably hot/cold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 23, 2020 01:21 AM (X22L5)

779 thanks jim. doubt i'll be able to make it this year. i just had to get a new garage door. super spendy cause it's a rear drive.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:15 AM (tUOCc)

Go on....

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:21 AM (qAR6u)

780 The Lift-Master "Sidewinder" is the only garage door opener I can install, here.

A conventional one is right out.

I've got too much gear suspended from the garage joists that would interfere with a conventional.

The "Sidewinder" is installed on the front INNER side of the garage, right next to the sprung axle that tensions the garage door system.

It directly engages that sprung axle, via chain drive.

And runs about 2.5 the cost of an otherwise "premium" conventional opener.

Worth. Every. Penny.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 01:21 AM (QzJWU)

781 I think Jamoka sounds like an ice cream flavor-Jamaican rum with mocha.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:21 AM (bW1Yb)

782 NYC is in big trouble - they don't want to admit it,
but it is. All the plays, the entertainment, the restaurants, the
population concentration - it's already broken down, and as people flee
it becomes a cycle that feeds upon itself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

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ain't that about a DAMN shame?

F NYC and every asshole that lives there.

they ruined LA when they move here.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 23, 2020 01:22 AM (YtJs4)

783 768 Jamoca Payapal
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Read that as Jamaica Paypal.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:17 AM (RU4sa)

thought it was a coffee flavored ice cream thing at baskin robbins

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:22 AM (tUOCc)

784
Trying the hot/cold thing.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:19 AM (RU4sa)

It will help, if you don't have a heating pad a tube sock filled with rice and microwaved works, probably difficult for lower back. That works really well for the neck

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 01:22 AM (7bcfy)

785 Bebes.

Count on being at the Mo Meet. Clear the calendar.

Calls will be made, actions will be taken.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

786 Brian Dennehy played both Python and Black Adder
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:10 AM (qAR6u)
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Well, he played the entire 19th century, if I recall.

Checks Bingle.....

He also played the second half of the 20th century taking over the role from Orson Welles.

And now I'm 10 minutes behind in the little gray boxes.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 01:24 AM (8HBLI)

787 779 Go on....
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:21 AM (qAR6u)

i'm always having to chase those goddamned otters outta the garage. they can be some mean assholes!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:24 AM (tUOCc)

788 Boy, this sounds like a good idea.sarc CT tests drone that can monitor peoples' temperatures from above:

https://tinyurl.com/yccrrb6u


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:25 AM (bW1Yb)

789 Trying the hot/cold thing.

Try cold as you can stand it, as long as you can. 20 on 40 off.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 01:26 AM (K22Va)

790 okay, I don't get the anal otter meme.

Who came up with that?

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:26 AM (RU4sa)

791 Want to get the Karens into a panic?

Start a rumor that The View is going on a long hiatus..

Or start a rumor that Lifetime isn't going to be carried by Comcast anymore

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:27 AM (qAR6u)

792 Hammer knows.

Posted by: dartist at April 23, 2020 01:27 AM (K22Va)

793 780 And runs about 2.5 the cost of an otherwise "premium" conventional opener.
Worth. Every. Penny.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

this one set me back $800, plus the insulated door itself. door guy said i'll he shocked how much quieter the new one is after the old wooden door & opener.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:28 AM (tUOCc)

794 SMH, I am sure that your back is related to a structural problem, but don't rule out the possibility that you may also have a kidney stone or gall stone stuck somewhere.

I was amazed at how much those suckers hurt!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 23, 2020 01:29 AM (VqNuf)

795 788 Boy, this sounds like a good idea.sarc CT tests drone that can monitor peoples' temperatures from above:

https://tinyurl.com/yccrrb6u


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:25 AM (bW1Yb)

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Target practice as far as I am concerned.

These tyrants are really letting their freak flag fly.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:29 AM (RU4sa)

796 Santa Anna's blowing in the valley tonight



Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:08 AM (kFkpX)

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here in The Valley as well.

planes landing @ BUR are doing the opposite of the usual landing pattern.

parallel to the 1 oh worst, then hang a left at Lankerslime, then plant it.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 23, 2020 01:29 AM (YtJs4)

797 Those Karens, they are now 80% of our Nextdoor site. Like locusts they are all over anyone who comes out against banning us in SoCal from the beaches and mountains and deserts. Because...social distancing? Because hiking in the desert or mountains puts people at risk?
But I'd earlier signed on to a localFB group who I was happy to see was fighting high density low income housing in our small suburban community and seemed sane in this hornets nest of leftists . Then COVID hit and I see now that these women are just a ton of middle aged and elderly Karens. Delete myself from that group. So Karens have been here forever but maybe back then they were called....???

Posted by: keena at April 23, 2020 01:30 AM (RiTnx)

798 I do not give my consent to have my temperature taken by some drone. Surely that violates some HIPPA law or privacy law or something!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 23, 2020 01:31 AM (VqNuf)

799 Xrays showed some issue in the lower vertebrae, and I've had kidney stones before and I had my gallbladder removed over 25 years ago.

Last kidney stone I had was in 2006, while deployed.

It was worse than childbirth.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:32 AM (RU4sa)

800 I just got a mental image of the horde putting together a youtube music video:
Imagine there's no Karens. It's easy if you try....

Posted by: Methos


Scene 1: a group of men, assembling a trebuchet

Scene 2: a middle-aged woman flying through the sky, obliviously typing on a smartphone

Scene 3: a bearded man lip-syncing to the song, the Rocky Mountains in the background

Scene 4: a slow pan across a stout oaken barrel

Scene 5: the barrel, from above. a woman (identical to scene 2), shrunken down alice-in-wonderland style, falling into a barrel

Scene 6: singer again; in the background, a sniper briefly appears from behind a tree

Scene 7: a queue of women (all identical to #2, it's CGI) standing before a checkpoint in Trump's Wall; a sad-eyed moose by the door slowly shakes his head "no".

Scene 8: singer again; in the background, a trio of helicopters appears over the mountains

Scene 9: slow motion scene of a woman (yeah, her again) being chased by an amorous-looking otter. she drops her cell phone...

Scene 10: a flickering iPhone lays on the forest floor, Safari app open to nextdoor.com

...

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2020 01:33 AM (P1f+c)

801 ..this one set me back $800, plus the insulated door itself. door guy said i'll he shocked how much quieter the new one is after the old wooden door & opener.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:28 AM (tUOCc)



Same price range, different tech, I think.

But, clearly superior to the old, steam-powered things they've replaced.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 01:33 AM (QzJWU)

802 7bcfy)
785 Bebes.
Count on being at the Mo Meet. Clear the calendar.
Calls will be made, actions will be taken.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Thank you, i cant tell you how much i appreciate that, but please no. i'm lucky enough to have kept my job through all this lockdown bullshit. If there is extra, send it to Grammie or to somebody else in trouble from this psyop.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:33 AM (tUOCc)

803 759

Hey you. These winds have a preponderance of (-) negative IONS which seem to tickle every Electrolyte in your body which makes you do things like....Hey baby...wanna drive out into the desert and watch some meteorites?

Kinda like that.....or equally and adversely depending on the relationship..."I fancy you in concrete boots...in a boat....heading out to sea...the winds are like that.

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:34 AM (kFkpX)

804 Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2020 01:33 AM (P1f+c)

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Forgot the tank.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:34 AM (RU4sa)

805 Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2020 01:33 AM (P1f+c)

Now we just need to get David Lynch to direct and we are set.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:35 AM (A5zUN)

806 798 I do not give my consent to have my temperature taken by some drone. Surely that violates some HIPPA law or privacy law or something!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,

In California about a month ago we weren't allowed to check our employees temperatures, now we are.

I would shoot the drone down.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 01:35 AM (7bcfy)

807 So Karens have been here forever but maybe back then they were called....???

Posted by: keena at April 23, 2020 01:30 AM (RiTnx)


Nosy Nellies.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:36 AM (Y8PSl)

808 To me, this, is a very touching photo. I look at it and think,"God bless Donald Trump. What a hard job he has and he works hard at it."

https://tinyurl.com/y8ey675k


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:36 AM (bW1Yb)

809 ..Thank you, i cant tell you how much i appreciate that, but please no. i'm lucky enough to have kept my job through all this lockdown bullshit. If there is extra, send it to Grammie or to somebody else in trouble from this psyop.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:33 AM (tUOCc)



Understood, acknowledged, respected.

Next Year, in MoMeetsulem!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

810 I may be a fascist lickspittle, but I have my dignity! I will NEVER wear a banana! https://tinyurl.com/yc4v5q3c

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 23, 2020 01:37 AM (ABuva)

811
Jamoca Payapal

Sorry, I just can't get past the fact that someone is actually named that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2020 01:16 AM (3fnVZ)

Her real name is Pramila Jayapal, but she is a socialist dot Indian, raised in Singapore, and went to school in the eastern US. She sold stocks for a while, and then, I think, went to law school.

She bears no resemblance to an American citizen who believes in America, or the Constitution.

She is absolutely a socialist tool that loves her Bernie, and more taxes for all, and BIG Goobermint. YUGE.

And even a bigger h8r of Donald Trump than Jay Inslee, our Guvnor.

Think of her as the first one off the bench for The Squad. Close enough.

If I thought she was worthy of any positive comment, I would tell you.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 01:38 AM (sy5kK)

812 Yeah that is a great pic fen. you read praying medic too eh?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:38 AM (tUOCc)

813 808 To me, this, is a very touching photo. I look at it and think,"God bless Donald Trump. What a hard job he has and he works hard at it."

https://tinyurl.com/y8ey675k


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:36 AM (bW1Yb)

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Bittersweet indeed.

Truly, he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:38 AM (RU4sa)

814 800 I just got a mental image of the horde putting together a youtube music video:

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2020 01:33 AM (P1f+c)

I have an idea of the horde producing a youtube music video, but it involves string bikinis, mud, and 4 inch heels

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:39 AM (qAR6u)

815 796

Thank you , should get my vid cam out for the classic "missed approaches" off 33 (R) they usually come <800 feet over the house on the go around

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:39 AM (kFkpX)

816 And the forces of evil at his heels.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:39 AM (RU4sa)

817 791 Want to get the Karens into a panic?

Start a rumor that The View is going on a long hiatus..

Or start a rumor that Lifetime isn't going to be carried by Comcast anymore
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:27 AM (qAR6u)


whoa, kb.


you're pretty harsh.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 01:40 AM (sy5kK)

818 I have an idea of the horde producing a youtube music video, but it involves string bikinis, mud, and 4 inch heels
Posted by: kbdabear


Ah, a traditionalist.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2020 01:41 AM (P1f+c)

819 816 And the forces of evil at his heels.
Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:39 AM (RU4sa)

I pray he grinds them into the dust.

ok, it's late i gotta go sleepies, nite nite all

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:41 AM (tUOCc)

820 Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:29 AM (RU4sa)

Yep; It's like some dystopian futuristic novel, only it's now. It goes along with the ones that blare out, "Maintain social distance!" )

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:42 AM (bW1Yb)

821 I have an idea of the horde producing a youtube music video, but it involves string bikinis, mud, and 4 inch heels

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:39 AM (qAR6u)


And that's just on the Morons. Wait until you see the 'ettes!

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:42 AM (Y8PSl)

822 814

Wait....did you say 4 inch heels?


go on......

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 01:42 AM (kFkpX)

823 Niters bebe

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2020 01:44 AM (RU4sa)

824 I would shoot the drone down.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2020 01:35 AM (7bcfy)

I'm thinking the range is about 75 yards, with 3" OO Buck shells.

Only one pellet needs to hit it.

And yes, wear a mask, and don't walk directly out your front door, walk around the back of the house and meet it a block or two down the road.

The last paragraph is obvious, but there are a lot of rookies out there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2020 01:44 AM (sy5kK)

825 Yep; It's like some dystopian futuristic novel, only it's now. It goes along with the ones that blare out, "Maintain social distance!" )

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:42 AM (bW1Yb)


I really hate the fact the Chinese have exported 'interesting times' worldwide.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:45 AM (Y8PSl)

826 753
Brian Dennehy played both Python and Black Adder

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 01:10 AM (qAR6u)



And the Island of England as well. Stirring performance.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:11 AM (A5zUN)

Right now he is playing the Cylon Base Ship in the BSG marathon on SyFy right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2020 01:46 AM (ufFY8)

827 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:38 AM (tUOCc)

I have seen that site, but I actually took it from a posting at Conservative TreeHouse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:47 AM (bW1Yb)

828 I missed Donny Two Scoop's briefing today.
Any highlights?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2020 01:48 AM (ufFY8)

829 Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 01:45 AM (Y8PSl)

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:49 AM (bW1Yb)

830
stuck on stupid

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 23, 2020 01:17 AM (tUOCc)

Thank you, bebe!!!!

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 01:49 AM (b+qEC)

831 Easterly winds up there?

Not that I can tell down here. The normal instant indicator of a Santa Ana condition is the quiet - the freeway noise disappears. It's normally a fairly low background white noise, at most.

However, there were 14 police cars with lights/sirens going, in a convoy, eastbound on I-8 about 30 minutes ago. Last time that happened (that time I counted nearly 30 of them, not all together, before I stopped) it was an officer shot not far from SD State. This time, have not been able to find any info.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2020 01:50 AM (El6T/)

832 Maybe we should have an Acid Story Essay Contest.

Posted by: klaftern at April 23, 2020 01:52 AM (RuIsu)

833 I think planes land west to east only about 5 or 6 days a year at Lindbergh. These days, there are so few, not easy to get a quick read - otherwise I could just look to the west to see the pattern.

Miramar was busy again today. I figure it's the F-35s, which are incredibly loud, much more than F-18s, that I'm hearing. Normally we only hear them clearly during particular, and uncommon, weather conditions.

And it's been a while since the sweet, soothing sound of M2s clanking away at the range on East Miramar (Camp Eliot, for WWII buffs) was heard on the back porch.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2020 01:53 AM (El6T/)

834 I'm drifting in and out so I will thank you all for the entertaining conversation and say good night. Zzzzz...

Posted by: PennaLady at April 23, 2020 01:55 AM (8HBLI)

835 Camp Elliot, that is.

One of the funny things in The Pacific is the scene that introduces E.B. Sledge, the mortar training scene. Graphic at the opening says "Camp Elliot, California". Huh? Who the hell knows where that is? How about - "Camp Elliot - San Diego, California".

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2020 01:56 AM (El6T/)

836 Wifey is from GB. She's been in the US a long while now. Told me a couple decades back that the biggest difference between here and there was that people here didn't give a fuck what you did or where you went. Very live and let live. At least where we live...

Compared to England where if you went away for a night or two, people on your street would get jealous and tell everyone you were having thoughts above your station in life. Everyone there wants to see that you stay right where you are or go lower, no better. And if you get your government check that's just fine as long as you piss it up against the wall like everybody else. But don't you dare go putting it away and saving up for anything better.

I see the Left has managed to raise a little Gestapo brownshirt gang to pull the same crap here. Biggest difference being that the Gestapo here has two fridges full of gourmet ice cream and only wants to see that everyone *else* stay down. COVID is the pretext, but this is what the Left breeds. Bunch of hateful little cocksucking shits. The disease ain't going away.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 01:56 AM (b+qEC)

837 And I don't mean COVID.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 01:56 AM (b+qEC)

838 Amanda Bynes was a cute thing when she was young.
Too bad she has problems.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 23, 2020 01:59 AM (ufFY8)

839 ..And it's been a while since the sweet, soothing sound of M2s clanking away at the range on East Miramar (Camp Eliot, for WWII buffs) was heard on the back porch.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2020 01:53 AM (El6T/)



I broke into the competition pistol shooting world at Camp Elliot, back in the early '70s.

Oddly, not Jr. NRA.

Instead, shooting with the Big Boys as an "un-registered" shooter.

Southern CA cops shooting Registered PPC matches. (Practical Police Competition.)

They couldn't send my scores up to State or National.

But when I'd finish in the Top Ten, they'd sure as hell pay for my lunch, and did, two or three times.

I never finished higher than Ninth.

But that was out of 62 shooters, and I was but a wee lad of 14, then.

Sometime, I'll write a long tribute to, for, and about my teacher, and mentor, then.

It will rip my heart out to write it, but the short version is.

That man saved my life, changed the direction of my life, and kept me off of the path that saw my older brother careen off into a life of drugs, crime and imprisonment.

Every accurate round I've fired since then, is a tribute to him.

God sends the right people into our lives, at the right times.

Sure did with me.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU)

840 837

Say, how are you planning out your garden?

Do you have some dirt around your place to do something like that?

I'm thinking maybe some veggies this year.

No but serious.....

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 02:03 AM (kFkpX)

841 Good night all. I'm off to grab a bit of lasagna, Chow Down and then snooze off. Will you all be well. This is a great Community here.

Posted by: Farmer at April 23, 2020 02:04 AM (D5sHh)

842 DAMMN
that alarm clock reminder just busts my chops every time.

Night Jim

Night Steve

Night kbdabear

and all others I failed to re-post to


Nightwatch out

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 02:07 AM (kFkpX)

843 831 the Governor is fleeing the state. The Boogaloo has begun

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 23, 2020 02:09 AM (ABuva)

844 Stop supporting the police. In fact, we should be anti-police. Sad to say, but when cops are arresting business owners for trying to make a living and mothers playing with their kid at the park, we have a serious fucking problem.

Following orders you say? So if a dem governor orders them to confiscate all guns will they follow that too?

I am done with this "oh they are just following orders" bullshit. If it did not work for the Nazis, it won't work here either.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at April 23, 2020 02:11 AM (5bp/r)

845 Night kbdabear

Posted by: The Night Watch at April 23, 2020 02:07 AM (kFkpX)

Night Elizabeth... Night Erin.... Night Mary Ellen

Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2020 02:12 AM (qAR6u)

846 ..Stop supporting the police. In fact, we should be anti-police. Sad to say, but when cops are arresting business owners for trying to make a living and mothers playing with their kid at the park, we have a serious fucking problem.

Following orders you say? So if a dem governor orders them to confiscate all guns will they follow that too?

I am done with this "oh they are just following orders" bullshit. If it did not work for the Nazis, it won't work here either.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at April 23, 2020 02:11 AM (5bp/r)



Conditionally "support" the Police, IF they are performing their core charge, per their oath.

If so, they get my full support.

Less than that?

Less support.

From a former cop.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/zzzzzzzz



Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 02:14 AM (QzJWU)

847 Nightwatch.

Thanks.

Peace, and rest thee well, sir.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 23, 2020 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

848 SMH,
FWIW I had terrible awful no good back pain and sciatica. The MRI showed very bad herniation and other issues in multiple discs.
I couldn't get in to see the best spine doc for 6 weeks so my primary dr sent me to PT. The PT was amazing--but important--it was NOT just exercises. I swear by the ultrasound and electro/mag that is done on my back. Huge relief very quickly; both work as anti-inflammatory.
When i finally saw the spine dr. he could not believe how well I was functioning b/c my MRI was so very awful.
Long story short, I've never been under the knife. When the back acts up I go back to PT for a tuneup--always with the ultrasound and the electro/mag treatments.

Good luck and adding you to the prayer list.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 23, 2020 02:30 AM (ybC9u)

849 For Mis Hum. Because.

"Civics was a class that used to be required before you could graduate from high school. You were taught what was in the U.S. Constitution. After all the student rebellions in the 60's, civics was banished and replaced by something called social studies. Here we live in a country that has a fabulous constitution and all these guarantees - a contract between the citizens and the government - now nobody knows what's in it. It's one of the best-kept secrets. So, if you don't know what your rights are, how can you stand up for them?"

~ Frank Zappa in Spin Magazine/July, 1991.


and

". . . I'm a conservative. . . ."

~ Frank Zappa on CNN's Crossfire, 1986

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 02:36 AM (Y8PSl)

850 So Karens have been here forever but maybe back then they were called....???
Posted by: keena at April 23, 2020 01:30 AM (RiTnx)


Mrs. Grundy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Landscaping Critic ... at April 23, 2020 02:43 AM (LPnfS)

851 I saw Fascist Bitch in Michigan open for....

No, wait. I didn't. I was under lockdown.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:00 AM (Eicbe)

852 For journalism, fake is the "new normal".

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:07 AM (Eicbe)

853 Nothing like being woken up by phone going off with tornado warning until thirty after. Can barely hear the sirens going off amidst the thunder.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2020 03:09 AM (7Eo8i)

854 Back pain is the great leveler

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:16 AM (Jzz++)

855 Better than being woke up by the wicked witch screeching outside your window.

Posted by: george at April 23, 2020 03:17 AM (Roqba)

856 And just like that I'm caught up. Or everyone went to bed?

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:17 AM (Jzz++)

857 Frank Zappa on CNN's Crossfire, 1986
Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 02:36 AM (Y8PSl)

I've often thought that the abandonment of the civics class was a huge mistake. Most people do not realize how truly unique our system of government and individual rights is in this world. They just assume the rest of the world is the same. Big difference.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:21 AM (Jzz++)

858 Officer I was there and saw the whole thing. The blog just up and quit!

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:22 AM (Jzz++)

859 The echo in the empty blog is astounding.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:23 AM (Jzz++)

860 On my way to 1,000. One post at a time

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:24 AM (Jzz++)

861 Not gone gone. Just popping in and out from doing other things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 03:26 AM (A5zUN)

862 Mornin'

My contribution to the ONT. I'm getting ready for work so technically I'm a Daywalker now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2020 03:26 AM (9V/dL)

863 After all the downthread discussion about being ignored. I think I'm getting a bit of a complex.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:26 AM (Jzz++)

864 They just assume the rest of the world is the same. Big difference.
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:21 AM (Jzz++)

Assumption of similarity is one of those things that seems to be a luxury of success.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 03:26 AM (A5zUN)

865 Or is that up thread?

And good morning

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:27 AM (Jzz++)

866 My contribution to the ONT. I'm getting ready for work so technically I'm a Daywalker now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2020 03:26 AM (9V/dL)

Work is work, man. Congratulations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 03:27 AM (A5zUN)

867 Aetius,

I fear a lot of assumptions are about to be exposed as fallacies. You are spot on the luxury of success and the great irony that those spoiled by the success did nothing to deserve it

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:29 AM (Jzz++)

868 Most people do not realize how truly unique our system of government and individual rights is in this world. They just assume the rest of the world is the same. Big difference.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:21 AM (Jzz++)


Lots of news stories about people who travel to other countries and think their Constitutional rights travel with them. They soon find out otherwise, much to their chagrin.

Plus, way too many people think the Bill of Rights come from the gub'mint, a sad and scary result of not teaching Civics; 'natural rights' is an alien concept to such people. The step-by-step incremental enactment of gun control is a prime example of the problem with not teaching Civics.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 03:30 AM (Y8PSl)

869
Words out Medal less horse face Kerry will be leading a flotilla
of Iran's fiberglass fishing/pt boats against Pres Trumps orders to
sink on site....if they dare fuck with our ships anymore...

Here's to hope they dare...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 03:30 AM (LfHBm)

870 His Swift boat experience may come in handy.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:32 AM (Jzz++)

871 Distraction by domestic troubles certainly creates an environment that encourages adventurism by our enemies. Foreign and domestic

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:34 AM (Jzz++)

872 The exploding whale story is crazy, first beach I ever stepped foot on in lovely Oregon.
Spectacular post as always.

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 23, 2020 03:36 AM (FJrl0)

873

"Swift boat experience may come in handy."
And he would finally get a purple heart for spilled blood...

all of it...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 03:37 AM (LfHBm)

874 Mornin', all

I see grammie 's GFM is over the top! That makes my heart feel good. This place is filled wth such amazing people

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 03:37 AM (N4ZRs)

875

Loved the darwin reject lighting the car on fire....and the cat/dog one
was funny too...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 03:39 AM (LfHBm)

876 #52 very sad to hear about Black Angus, Fountain Valley was my refuge many many times.

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 23, 2020 03:41 AM (FJrl0)

877

Morning MLii 32 going to 48 ..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 03:42 AM (LfHBm)

878 Back pain is the great leveler
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:16 AM (Jzz++)
---
So is tripping.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 03:44 AM (Eicbe)

879 Back pain is the great leveler
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:16 AM (Jzz++)
---
So is tripping.

Hah! A philosopher.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 23, 2020 03:46 AM (Jzz++)

880 Coffee's on. Needing that today.

41 here beanervt. Only supposed to get up to 49. Rained most of the night. More rain today.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 03:51 AM (N4ZRs)

881 Back pain sucks. SMH, I had the herniated disc, lower back, sciatic nerve affected, and now degenerating discs. No surgery, just PT and a very good chiropractor. (And not all of them are). Lots of exercises for stretching, strength and resistance. A long haul, but they worked for me. It's been 22 years since it was at it's worst. I usually only have flare ups now when i do something stupid.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 03:58 AM (N4ZRs)

882 Ok, bacon and egg sammiches for breakfast today. Who's in?

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:04 AM (N4ZRs)

883 Not sure what making yet

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 04:07 AM (ZCEU2)

884

i'd Love sum bacon/egg sammich if you can send it thru the intertubes MLIii....

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:11 AM (LfHBm)

885 Glen Cambell. Love him. Remember seeing him on some TV show when I was a kid,

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:11 AM (N4ZRs)

886 May be messy, beanervt!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:13 AM (N4ZRs)

887

Mikey fatboy moore has another documentary out "planet of the humans"
he actually is taking on the Goreacle warmmonger and McKibben a

glow and blow fanatic proponent.. saying their cleantard energy
ain't gonna cut it...Maybe he finally ate to many hamburgers and is

turning into one..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:17 AM (LfHBm)

888

"May be messy,"
no problem MLii it all goes down the hatch as mush anyhoo....


Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:19 AM (LfHBm)

889 Ok, bacon and egg sammiches for breakfast today. Who's in?

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:04 AM (N4ZRs)


Sausage, egg and cheese for me this morning.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 04:21 AM (Y8PSl)

890 Rain today later and tomorrow no quite to 60

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)

891 Glen Cambell. Love him. Remember seeing him on some TV show when I was a kid,

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:11 AM (N4ZRs)


Oh, maybe his own 'The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour'? That ran from 1969-1972.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 04:24 AM (Y8PSl)

892 I have to say I am really conflicted about how to feel about law enforcement. I mean we have seen massive corruption at the FBI, and now these multiple over the top actions during the plague across the country.

I liked that the Houston cops seem to be pushing back on this mask bs and where I live in the Brazos Valley the sheriff's deputies are all good people - but it is weird after decades of conditioning otherwise that I suddenly look at less just a tad differently.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 23, 2020 04:24 AM (xceTB)

893
"Sausage, egg and cheese for me this morning."
aha a McRick....sounds as delicious as some sausage gravy and

biscuits

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:26 AM (LfHBm)

894
Another monster thread. This thing was at 850 at 3:00.
Well, I'll read y'all until this phone starts showing me empty gray boxes.
Carry on!

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 04:26 AM (h5kRu)

895 Oooh biscuits and gravy. My fav local diner is closed. She makes THE BEST biscuits and gravy, with over easy eggs. Damn, I hope she can hold out and reopen.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:35 AM (N4ZRs)

896 City of Milwaukee is now giving out $500 tickets to those violating the stay at home order.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:37 AM (N4ZRs)

897 >>Oh, maybe his own 'The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour'? That ran from 1969-1972.
Posted by: RickZ

Could be, RickZ. Would make me 9-12 yrs old. Geez. Doesnt seem possible that it was that long ago.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:39 AM (N4ZRs)

898

So after fredo chomo succeeded in passing his virus to his whole
family while he whined about his strict quarantine and self sacrifice
Tucker ripped him a new one on his narcissistic need to self promote..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:39 AM (LfHBm)

899 Wisconsin showing 246 deaths in last 3 months

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 04:39 AM (ZCEU2)

900 Time to go.

I expect yo see 1K + on this thread iwhen I check in later.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 23, 2020 04:42 AM (N4ZRs)

901 but it is weird after decades of conditioning otherwise that I suddenly look at less just a tad differently.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 23, 2020 04:24 AM (xceTB)


I think the problem with lack of trust in the cops can be traced back to two main issues:

1) The 'hut-hut' militarization of local law enforcement and,

2) The 'gotta keep my pension at all costs' mentality.

A corollary to # 2 is the 'everything's good as long as we go home safe after our shift' mentality.

The Supreme Court ruling the police have no affirmative duty to protect us, just draw chalk outlines around our dead bodies and file a report, sure didn't help with giving the public confidence in their local police.

Then, of course, there's the whole 'money/property seizures going into police operating budgets' problem without the niceties of a warrant, indictment, arrest or even trial, a guilty until you prove yourself innocent Catch-22 Kafka-esque situation. Not to mention the money-making ticketing aspect of modern policing to help city coffers.

So there are quite a few reasons for you to feel conflicted about the police.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 04:43 AM (Y8PSl)

902 The people in that British town who are using the exploding whale story as a COVID-19 lesson have their analogy backward. The "experts" set and detonated the charges. When you mindlessly follow the advice of experts, rather than ignoring it, you can get yourself covered in bloody whale blubber.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 23, 2020 04:44 AM (0V/8D)

903 This will be a easy thread for 1K.

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 04:45 AM (ZCEU2)

904 Projected high number of deaths on peak day in a few more days in Texas is now 37.

Unfortunately for that graph/formula, Texas had 39 deaths on the 16th.

Whoops.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 23, 2020 04:46 AM (VqNuf)

905 sounds as delicious as some sausage gravy and

biscuits

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:26 AM (LfHBm)


I have one of those pound plastic tube sausage packages in the freezer. Gotta buy some biscuits to make that as I haven't had it in quite a while.

Oh, and I make my egg sandwich on a roll, not an English muffin.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 04:46 AM (Y8PSl)

906

We're showing a 50% drop in patients from last week... from 20 to 10
with 40 total deaths.. the majority of deaths we're from a couple
old folks Rehab/homes..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:47 AM (LfHBm)

907 They are now projecting the peak day in Texas to be April 24th.

Last week, the peak date was the 16th.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 23, 2020 04:48 AM (VqNuf)

908

"I make my egg sandwich on a roll"
that sounds good may try one on a hamburg bun as I always have them
around..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:52 AM (LfHBm)

909 They are now projecting the peak day in Texas to be April 24th.

Last week, the peak date was the 16th.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 23, 2020 04:48 AM (VqNuf)


Just you wait, the whole Chinese Crud problem will magically be over on Wednesday, November 4th, the day after the election.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 04:52 AM (Y8PSl)

910 that sounds good may try one on a hamburg bun as I always have them
around..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 04:52 AM (LfHBm)


It's funny. I quit buying hamburger buns as they are really small and cut crappy, with the bottom being almost paper-thin. I took to buying rolls for my hamburger buns. That way I cook one decent-sized burger, not three or four 'sliders'.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 04:55 AM (Y8PSl)

911 americanthinker.com/having shifted the shutdown goalposts democrats are gutting our rights
https://tinyurl.com/y6uqq29q

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 04:56 AM (ZCEU2)

912 "May be messy,"
no problem MLii it all goes down the hatch as mush anyhoo....


Posted by: beanervt

Prolly shouldn't post that on the Fud Thread.......

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 04:56 AM (arJlL)

913 Yes, Rick - but they are already saying it could take a week to manufacture the necessary number..... ummm...... count all of the votes.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 23, 2020 04:58 AM (VqNuf)

914 A corollary to # 2 is the 'everything's good as long as we go home safe after our shift' mentality.

I so HATE that mentality.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 05:03 AM (h5kRu)

915

" I quit buying hamburger buns as they are really small and cut crappy, with the bottom being almost paper-thin."
We have a lot of local companies that make 'em and their alway's
fatties.. plenty of depth on the bottom but domed on the top.. your
bread minister is depriving you...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:04 AM (LfHBm)

916 We have a lot of local companies that make 'em and their alway's
fatties.. plenty of depth on the bottom but domed on the top.. your
bread minister is depriving you...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:04 AM (LfHBm)


I can only buy your basic national brand hamburger buns.

But I will say, the best hot dog buns are made by The Vermont Baking Company.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 05:08 AM (Y8PSl)

917

The bronx bimbo's newest harp is the Government is killing more

than some people who did something... apparently unaware
that SHE is the Government....also she's upset she's having to pay rent in DC but being made to go home for natzi nans recess...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:08 AM (LfHBm)

918 All kinds of good rolls here to buy.

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 05:10 AM (ZCEU2)

919 My apple pancakes weren't pretty but still very good.

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)

920
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 23, 2020 05:15 AM (d6XBp)

921 Good Morning Morons today is Thursday, April 23, 2020. On this day in 1985 Coca-Cola changed its formula and released New Coke. It was crap. It lasted 3 months before they brought the old stuff back. Didn't bother me. I normally don't drink any cola, when I do I prefer Pepsi.


Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2020 05:15 AM (mpXpK)

922 Fox's this day in history.


https://tinyurl.com/y9kb87zk

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2020 05:15 AM (mpXpK)

923 PeeLousy says the next stimulus will allow her to pass cheat by mail. I guess she thinks she is dictator of the US. She would do us all a big favor if she would just die.


https://tinyurl.com/ybm62bqf

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2020 05:15 AM (mpXpK)

924 Ex-FBI crook admits that Obama was behind the lying Steel Dossier.


https://tinyurl.com/y9x95dru

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2020 05:16 AM (mpXpK)

925 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/yag2yj2b



And that's it for today. Nothing out there but more coronacrap hype.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2020 05:16 AM (mpXpK)

926 mornin yall. Can't sleep anymore. I think I'm infected with the creeping insanity.

Posted by: freaked, alone in the dark, just me and my shadow at April 23, 2020 05:17 AM (Tnijr)

927
Ahhh yes, New Coke. Dreadful stuff. I hear they still teach that disaster in marketing classes.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 05:17 AM (h5kRu)

928 freaked here at least your not alone

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

929

"I can only buy your basic national brand hamburger buns."

Ya them guys get all squashed down from traveling...VBC does
make good stuff if you mean B for Bread instead of Baking

I don't know vermont baking company..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:20 AM (LfHBm)

930 beanervt, you're right.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 05:23 AM (Y8PSl)

931 Yep Skip this place is my only sanctuary in this upside down world.

Posted by: freaked, alone in the dark, just me and my shadow and Skip and Vic and Gooshy and beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:24 AM (Tnijr)

932 Mine too

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)

933 Dreamed someone stole my computers last night. Ha ha the jokes on them they are still running Win 7.

Posted by: freaked, alone in the dark, just me and my shadow and Skip and Vic and Gooshy and beanervt and Ri at April 23, 2020 05:26 AM (Tnijr)

934
"you're right."
Ya Rickz,, I luv their potato bread stuff but also like their whole wheat

and I'm not a fan of whole wheat...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:28 AM (LfHBm)

935 The whole world is crazy but me and thee, and sometimes I wonder about thee ...

Posted by: Stuff on tha Old Quaker Blog ... at April 23, 2020 05:29 AM (LPnfS)

936 legalinsurrection.com Joe biden has a dream michelle obama as his-vp running-mate
https://tinyurl.com/y75oy2ly

I have been saying a long time I can't see Crazy old Joe being the Democratic nomination, they will have to try a switch soon.

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 05:30 AM (ZCEU2)

937 "Ahhh yes, New Coke. Dreadful stuff. I hear they still teach that disaster in marketing classes."

And yet, after 51 years, the Catholic Church is still pushing the Novus Ordo Mass.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2020 05:31 AM (2BZBZ)

938

": freaked, alone in the dark,"
Fear not Freaked.. it's the dawn of the new day here on the east

coast I can see the light... literally and visually... *i assume your left coast if your still in the dark*

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:33 AM (LfHBm)

939 I can only take so much whole wheat or other whole grain bread. Wife lives on it so there is the problem.
Got to hit the road, getting closer to the end of the week. Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2020 05:33 AM (ZCEU2)

940 Glad to see the Morons stepped up for grammie and the Rev. I'm gonna come thru this ok but a lot of people I know are hurting and it's going to get worse. I'm disappointed in PDT's criticism of Kemp. We have to get past this crap. Kemp may be a lummox, but he's our lummox dammit. The Republican party could take some lessons from the Dems on party unity.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 05:34 AM (Tnijr)

941 I'm in mid Georgia beanervt. It will start getting light here shortly.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 05:36 AM (Tnijr)

942

"whole grain bread. Wife lives on it so"
Ya Skip,,, they think it's good for you or sumthin I think my ex always ate it 'cause it made her poo better...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:38 AM (LfHBm)

943

"I'm in mid Georgia beanervt."
Ah not many mile west then... the peach state...for lovers isn't the saying??

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:40 AM (LfHBm)

944 Virginia is for lovers.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2020 05:40 AM (2BZBZ)

945 And yet, after 51 years, the Catholic Church is still pushing the Novus Ordo Mass.
Posted by: JAS

Heh. Ever heard of the Dimond Brothers? They say the church has been in apostasy since Vatican II, which is the same time as this? I haven't read anything about church history in forever. (I'm not Catholic).

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 05:41 AM (h5kRu)

946 Georgia is for rednecks. I guess they could be lovers too.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 05:42 AM (Tnijr)

947 Ya Skip,,, they think it's good for you or sumthin I think my ex always ate it 'cause it made her poo better...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:38 AM (LfHBm)


Some whole wheat breads have a lot of calories and sodium.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 05:43 AM (Y8PSl)

948 I went down to the local CVS yesterday to pick up my prescription for the insulin epi-pens that I have to shoot up with twice a day. They did not have it because they were "out". Since the prescription written by my doctor was to CVS I had to drive 50 miles to the next closest CVS. What a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2020 05:43 AM (mpXpK)

949 The exception being Atlanta of course. That's like a whole different state.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 05:44 AM (Tnijr)

950 Georgia is for rednecks. I guess they could be lovers too.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 05:42 AM (Tnijr)


Squeal like Malig-Nancy losing her gavel.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 05:44 AM (Y8PSl)

951
" take some lessons from the Dems on party unity."
Ya Freaked,,, they do have the "union" mentality or herd vote which
gets shit done as compared to the independent or splintered thought of
the right.. 'course the Reps have a lots of traitors on top of the splintered..

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:45 AM (LfHBm)

952
And yet, after 51 years, the Catholic Church is still pushing the Novus Ordo Mass.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2020 05:31 AM (2BZBZ)

Getting to watch the live-streams from my old TLM parish during shutdown will make going back to my new NO parish a little bittersweet.

Posted by: Sal at April 23, 2020 05:46 AM (bo8pf)

953 Since the prescription written by my doctor was to CVS I had to drive 50 miles to the next closest CVS. What a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Vic a

In the old days, you'd have to drive a horse and wagon.......

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 05:47 AM (arJlL)

954

"Georgia is for rednecks. I guess they could be lovers too."

Kool Freaked,,, thanks JAS it is VA for lovers...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:48 AM (LfHBm)

955
I think it was "Virginia is for lovers", late 70s anyway. Coulda been a bunch of states, I suppose.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 05:50 AM (h5kRu)

956 The Pope says "Because of our selfishness we have failed in our responsibility to be guardians and stewards of the earth"

To that I say "You have failed in your responsibility to be a guardian and steward of the Catholic church. Stay in your lane fuckwit".

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 05:52 AM (Tnijr)

957

" is for lovers", late 70s anyway. Coulda been a bunch of states"

Actually Gooshy after '69 woodstock summer of luv......it was

pretty much on for free lovin...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 05:55 AM (LfHBm)

958 I think it was "Virginia is for lovers", late 70s anyway. Coulda been a bunch of states, I suppose.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 05:50 AM (h5kRu)


Virginia was the first to use that slogan. Other states stole it.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 05:56 AM (Y8PSl)

959
freaked, what amused me was all the talk about a non-Italian pope, gonna do things different.
That's like calling O'Reilly the Boston beat cop a non-Irishman because...reasons, I guess.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 05:57 AM (h5kRu)

960
Virginia was the first to use that slogan. Other states stole it.
Posted by: RickZ

Doesn't surprise me. Damn signs and bumper stickers were everywhere when I was stationed there.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:00 AM (h5kRu)

961

"steward of the Catholic church. Stay in your lane fuckwit".

You're letting the fat fuck off easy Freaked... I'd demand
the swiss guard get to run thru with their lance's ....he's nothing but a curse on the people of the planet...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:00 AM (LfHBm)

962 Doesn't surprise me. Damn signs and bumper stickers were everywhere when I was stationed there.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:00 AM (h5kRu)


I grew up there and had a t-shirt with that on it.

Posted by: RickZ at April 23, 2020 06:05 AM (Y8PSl)

963 Oklahoma barbershops reopen tomorrow. I'll be going over there Monday as Friday and Saturday will be packed and most shops don't make appointments. Ours don't open until May 1st. Never thought I would have to make a special trip out of state for a haircut.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 23, 2020 06:05 AM (C1Lsn)

964 Actually Gooshy after '69 woodstock summer of luv......it was


Just to boomer at you, '67 was the Summer of Love.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2020 06:08 AM (gd9RK)

965
Good morning, Hordians.

Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2020 06:10 AM (mht8P)

966 963 Oklahoma barbershops reopen tomorrow. I'll be going over there Monday as Friday and Saturday will be packed and most shops don't make appointments. Ours don't open until May 1st. Never thought I would have to make a special trip out of state for a haircut.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 23, 2020 06:05 AM (C1Lsn)

Mine has grown to the point where I sweat underneath the canopy if it is warm and I am working a bit, about the best way I can phrase it.

Annoying and I hope this shitshow ends soon.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 06:10 AM (jol/7)

967
I grew up there and had a t-shirt with that on it.
Posted by: RickZ

Yeah, t-shirts, hats, coffee mugs, buttons, fridge magnets. "Ubiquitous" is the word.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:11 AM (h5kRu)

968 I see grammie blew way past her fundraising goal.

Good on you morons.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2020 06:12 AM (JUOKG)

969
"Just to boomer at you, '67 was the Summer of Love."
san franshitsco was a world away back then Bander...
east coast free loving started with woodstock which i missed as I was vacationing in sunny Vietnam...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:13 AM (LfHBm)

970 Had 2 uncles who lived in Virginia back in the day. They have both been divorced twice.

I bet they had the t-shirts too.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 06:14 AM (jol/7)

971 968 I see grammie blew way past her fundraising goal.

Good on you morons.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2020 06:12 AM (JUOKG)

It was at $5200 when I kicked in my modest sum. I figured it would hit 10K. Like dragging this thread to 1,000.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 06:16 AM (jol/7)

972

"They have both been divorced twice."

That's the problem with having a state full of lovers JSG....

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:17 AM (LfHBm)

973 It's funny because in the mid 80's Virginia was touting it but still had laws on the books outlawing fornication.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2020 06:18 AM (2BZBZ)

974 I see grammie blew way past her fundraising goal.

Good on you morons.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

I'm disappointed though, no one called

FIRST!!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

975 972 That's the problem with having a state full of lovers JSG....
Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:17 AM (LfHBm)

In their case, they just had bad taste in women. My father told one of them the best thing he could do with the current woman he was with was to give her $5 to go get him a pack of smokes and when she went inside, take the hell off.

The sad part is he is still with her and from time to time will call my mother looking for a little money.

Dumbass.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 06:23 AM (jol/7)

976
which i missed as I was vacationing in sunny Vietnam...
Posted by: beanervt

There was a faux recruiting poster I remember; ir maybe a t-shirt:

Join The Army!

Visit strange, distant lands.

Meet new and interesting people.

And kill them.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:27 AM (h5kRu)

977 I was vacationing in sunny Vietnam...


Apologies, I retract my boomer status. I was 9 when Woodstock happened.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2020 06:31 AM (gd9RK)

978 I see grammie blew way past her fundraising goal.



Good on you morons.

Posted by: Mr. Scott



I'm disappointed though, no one called



FIRST!!!


Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 06:21 AM---

First!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2020 06:33 AM (JUOKG)

979 To that I say "You have failed in your responsibility to be a guardian and steward of the Catholic church. Stay in your lane fuckwit".
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 05:52 AM (Tnijr)

-------

As a life-long practicing Catholic, I say, Bravo.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 23, 2020 06:34 AM (jUVms)

980 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

981 I just saw a news report for a break in robbery at a store in Chicago.
The news talker said that the video showed the break inners were wearing mask and gloves.

Yes, I'm laughing

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

982 Fuck Judge Hildago

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

983 Gooshy

My favorite recruiting poster is a target, with holes only on the periphery or the frame, and the caption, Join the Stormtroopers Marksmanship Academy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

984 The Church is not apostate. There are, however, apostates in the hierarchy.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2020 06:41 AM (2BZBZ)

985 973 It's funny because in the mid 80's Virginia was touting it but still had laws on the books outlawing fornication.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2020 06:18 AM (2BZBZ)

fornacation arson murder fornacation

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 06:41 AM (JFO2v)

986 There are, however, apostates in the hierarchy.
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2020 06:41 AM (2BZBZ)

Is that like bats in the belfry ?

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:42 AM (arJlL)

987
"Yes, I'm laughing"

Ya Bruce we need to make them label the mask as Robber mask
if their going to use them for nefarious use... actually they'd never get arrested as the cops are all looking for space violators....
not actual criminals...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:43 AM (LfHBm)

988
If you like dark humor, it could run pretty bleak on boomers. There was the '3 missiles, one target concept.

1st missile: soft-drops pantyhose, lipstick and lingerie, drawing the women outdoors.

2nd missile: likewise, 'armed' with candy and toys for the kiddies.

3rd missile: Thermonuclear device, 40kt, one ea. Remove decorative lace before flight.

Don't ask about the Christmas cards on the missile tubes...

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:44 AM (h5kRu)

989 Ya Bruce we need to make them label the mask as Robber mask
if their going to use them for nefarious use... actually they'd never get arrested as the cops are all looking for space violators....
not actual criminals...
Posted by: beanervt

Plus arresting the people without a mask

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

990 Freaked

Dreamed they stole a Widows 7 machine? Tat's funny right there.

Next: A bait Pinto, with a Target bumpersticker on the rear.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

991 A Florida school district is cracking down on its free school meal program after it caught parents selling the food online.

Staff at Hillsborough County Public Schools have now installed a tracker on the meals to ensure parents are not cheating the system, WFLA reported.

--

Holy crap. How much are these "free" meals costing now

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 23, 2020 06:47 AM (IwDj9)

992 987
"Yes, I'm laughing"

Ya Bruce we need to make them label the mask as Robber mask
if their going to use them for nefarious use... actually they'd never get arrested as the cops are all looking for space violators....
not actual criminals...
Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:43 AM (LfHBm)

Criminals must wear mask with Cap C on it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

993 Gooshy

Sometimes dark humor is all you got. Saw that when our evaps broke, and we had to UNREP for water.

It was a stinky situation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

994
Join the Stormtroopers Marksmanship Academy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Aaahahahaha! That's excellent.

"Only stormtroopers are so precise."

"Shut up, Kenobi."

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:48 AM (h5kRu)

995 Moron Robbie

I am part of the meal delivery program to the barrios for our school. It is a massive undertaking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

996

"Next: A bait Pinto,"

Didn't they have exploding gas tanks anyway NaCly???

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:49 AM (LfHBm)

997 If you can buy meals online from cheaters, why can't you buy food in a grocery store?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 23, 2020 06:51 AM (jUVms)

998 why can't you buy food in a grocery store?

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:52 AM (arJlL)

999 beanervt

I'm riffing on the Pinto scene in the movie Top Secret. That one that starts out with surfing and skeet shooting with shotguns.

But I heard NBC rigged some of the crash tests.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

1000 423 NYC is in big trouble - they don't want to admit it, but it is. All the plays, the entertainment, the restaurants, the population concentration - it's already broken down, and as people flee it becomes a cycle that feeds upon itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2020 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

Just a matter of time before they're scooping people up to make Soylent Green.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 06:53 AM (NWiLs)

1001 reaches......

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:53 AM (arJlL)

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:53 AM (arJlL)

1003

"If you can buy meals online from cheaters,"
'cause that's gubermint food... they don't run out...

Posted by: beanervt at April 23, 2020 06:53 AM (LfHBm)

1004 Insom !

Why aren't you at work ?

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (arJlL)

1005
we had to UNREP for water.
It was a stinky situation.
---------
Yikes. Don't often have real shortages on boats, but when they have to make up for losses in the reactor, things can get a little itchy. Of course, it's all the fault of the sonar gals and navettes. Water hogs! The lot of 'em!

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (h5kRu)

1006 Hah! I scored comment 1000!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (NWiLs)

1007 Seems Legit

My observation is that all the people who get the free school meals can buy their own. Some choose not to, others take freely offered meals because they can.

Can anyone say moral hazard and learned helplessness?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

1008 1004 Insom !

Why aren't you at work ?
Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (arJlL)

🖕

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (NWiLs)

1009 Hah! I scored comment 1000!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

The world is your oyster !

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:55 AM (arJlL)

1010 Who would buy a school lunch online? Do they still have that crappy square pizza served with corn on the side?

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2020 06:55 AM (Tnijr)

1011 1009 Hah! I scored comment 1000!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

The world is your oyster !
Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:55 AM (arJlL)

Cold, slimy and viscous? Ewww.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 06:56 AM (NWiLs)

1012 My Lord, look at what is possible. Look at the institutional changes we can make without us becoming a socialist country or any of that malarkey. That we can make to provide the opportunities to change the institutional drawbacks from education all the way through to all the other things we talked about," Biden said according to the pool report of the call. "If I sound like I'm excited, I am."

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

1013 Gooshy

I used to say OSs and STGs, but not the QMs (they were my troops), put their pantyhose on one leg at a time like any other person.

Then we got 10% women as crew, and I had to change that line.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

1014 1007 Seems Legit

My observation is that all the people who get the free school meals can buy their own. Some choose not to, others take freely offered meals because they can.

Can anyone say moral hazard and learned helplessness?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

Moral Hazard and Learned Helplessness.

I said the same thing when they were having food giveaways around here. There were lots of nice vehicles in the waiting lines. But Free Shit.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 06:57 AM (jol/7)

1015 Cold, slimy and viscous? Ewww.

Ya can't have everything

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:57 AM (arJlL)

1016 1007 Seems Legit

My observation is that all the people who get the free school meals can buy their own. Some choose not to, others take freely offered meals because they can.

Can anyone say moral hazard and learned helplessness?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

How about first kid getting free lunch and medicare. Kids 2 on you pay for!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

1017 1008. Insomniac

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

1018 I am part of the meal delivery program to the barrios for our school. It is a massive undertaking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

-

I'm not even necessarily against it because I know schools aren't going to return any of the taxpayer funding and will get more next year even though they are running on 1/3rd the total requirements or so. Might as well feed the kids and keep some of the supply demand chains working for the businesses that supply the school.

I also recognize that families suddenly needing to feed two or three kids another two or three meals could be a big kick in the family budget for some.

But holy crap, at some point cut your losses. Yes, they're selling them. Of course they're selling them. Are you "administrators" really so out of touch that you don't know how the world works?

But stop throwing money at it. Great, you've put a tracker on and increased the cost of each "free" meal by another $1. Now they'll just be thrown away. Heck, at least let someone eat the food and someone else make that $1 on selling it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 23, 2020 06:58 AM (IwDj9)

1019 1015 Cold, slimy and viscous? Ewww.

Ya can't have everything
Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 06:57 AM (arJlL)

I'd settle for warm, slimy and viscous.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 06:58 AM (NWiLs)

1020 I was just reading about that Grenell fellow slapping around Adam Schiff. I wonder if Schiff enjoyed it as much as I did?

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 06:58 AM (L3Rsz)

1021 Of course, it's all the fault of the sonar gals and navettes. Water hogs! The lot of 'em!
Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 06:54 AM (h5kRu)


Je ne regrette rien.

-Shower tech 2nd (submarines) hogmartin

Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2020 06:59 AM (t+qrx)

1022 On those meals for kids. Good grief. We've upped the foodstamp money for families with children, so why can't people feed their own kids lunch?

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:00 AM (L3Rsz)

1023 My Lord, look at what is possible. Look at the institutional changes we can make without us becoming a socialist country or any of that malarkey.

-

I agree with Biden on this. Look at how the bloated, overpriced, near-meaningless four year colleges have shown us they can easily and quickly evolve to online-only operating at 1/10th of the price.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 23, 2020 07:01 AM (IwDj9)

1024 Moron Robbie

Some of the kids do not want the regular milk we provide. So I'm all "The school team needs point guards. Drink your milk."

Replace with defensive tackles, running backs, or volleyball, as appropriate.

So I'm pushing milk. Mentioned that to a member of the school board, and she laughed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

1025 1022 On those meals for kids. Good grief. We've upped the foodstamp money for families with children, so why can't people feed their own kids lunch?
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:00 AM (L3Rsz)

It's not just lunch around here. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and weekend food.

Because it takes a village or something.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 07:02 AM (jol/7)

1026
Salty, we called the OS's on base scope-dopes. Didn't have em for crew since the one thing on board that could be called theirs was virtually never used, so it was a collateral station for nav/ops folk.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 07:02 AM (h5kRu)

1027 So I'm pushing milk. Mentioned that to a member of the school board, and she laughed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

C'mon kid, first taste is free!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:03 AM (NWiLs)

1028 lizabth

They can. This is wasteful virtue signaling, and pay for the lunch ladies (who wok very hard on those meals).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 07:04 AM (u82oZ)

1029 yesterday I carefully put my garbage out by the curb along with my carefully filled recycle bin. I happen to see the truck come by and they dumped everything into the back together.Just got a email about recycling from the county, and making sure we all put plastics/glass etc into the yellow bin.Some crappy government advice here in Cuomo land.

Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM (/Quxn)

1030 1022 On those meals for kids. Good grief. We've upped the foodstamp money for families with children, so why can't people feed their own kids lunch?
Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:00 AM (L3Rsz)

How about just feeding yourself??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

1031 hogmartin

That's funny right there. Now I have an image of Edith Piaf playing in the ST berthing shower area.
Well done, good sir. Well done.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

1032 Time to roll this rock again.

Stay sporty.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM (jol/7)

1033 I'd still love to know how many millions of gallons of unopened pints (half pints?) of milk are thrown away each and every day across the US.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM (IwDj9)

1034
-Shower tech 2nd (submarines) hogmartin
Posted by: hogmartin

*wave*

Radio shack, right across the passage from you guys on Lafayette class.

And I need a nap.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 07:06 AM (h5kRu)

1035 Gooshy

There are a lot more names for OSs on an ASW ship. But the good ones are like gold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 07:06 AM (u82oZ)

1036 Because it takes a village or something.

Posted by: jsg


I know, I know...and parents are smart enough to milk that for all it's worth. I guess, to me, it's sad that they'd WANT to. I would have been embarrassed, when rearing my kids, to be unable to feed them. I get hard times and all sometimes mean you need help, but taking handouts would have been the absolute last resort.

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:07 AM (L3Rsz)

1037 808 To me, this, is a very touching photo. I look at it and think,"God bless Donald Trump. What a hard job he has and he works hard at it."

https://tinyurl.com/y8ey675k


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:36 AM (bW1Yb)
---
Yes. He certainly does.

President departing the White House shortly before 10:00 p.m. also tells me he wants to read the ONT but doesn't feel it's safe on the White House computers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 07:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

1038 Uppta. Time for chores.

Have a great day, everyone.

May you all be blessed, and part of bringing back a great nation.

I'm pushing for reforms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2020 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

1039 yesterday I carefully put my garbage out by the curb along with my carefully filled recycle bin. I happen to see the truck come by and they dumped everything into the back together.Just got a email about recycling from the county, and making sure we all put plastics/glass etc into the yellow bin.Some crappy government advice here in Cuomo land.

Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM (/Quxn)

-

I'm not saying this jokingly:

They have to pretend to maintain that service for the fees you pay. Plus it makes people "feel" good about saving the whatever, which was the entire point of the all-items recycling BS to begin with.

Related, there is zero demand for it right now. There wasn't before now, either. Fun fact: China was getting us to pay them to "recycle" all of our stuff. They were shipping it over to China in huge vessels, stacking it up in big trash mountains, and burning it for disposal.

Yay scientism!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 23, 2020 07:08 AM (IwDj9)

1040 I'm sick of bad news. And I'm sick of pathetic, paltry clawbacks of our inherent rights celebrated as good news. I want Viking fucking victories. I want heads on a spike.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 07:09 AM (H8QX8)

1041 Didn't they ban chocolate milk from schools years ago, by order of our beloved first lady at the time.

Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 07:09 AM (/Quxn)

1042 *wave*

Radio shack, right across the passage from you guys on Lafayette class.

And I need a nap.
Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 07:06 AM (h5kRu)


Oh gawd, I was on a 688i, Radio was an interstitial space by the fan room. You guys probably had to transfer bus lines on the way from the mess deck to watch.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2020 07:09 AM (t+qrx)

1043 They can. This is wasteful virtue signaling, and pay for the lunch ladies (who wok very hard on those meals).

Posted by: NaCly Dog

We have a summer 'feed the children' service in our little nearby town. I volunteered once. The amount of food wasted was obscene. Not too many kids wanted what we were offering. But it 'felt good' to offer it, I guess.
And yeah...to keep actual employees working is one benefit, I guess.

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:10 AM (L3Rsz)

1044 wow

Declassified documents seized from Bin Laden's Pakistan compound as he was killed in May 2011 reveal his plans to throw the U.S. 'into a crisis' by killing Obama and leaving Joe Biden in charge.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

1045
But the good ones are like gold.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Oh yeah. Did you know boomers actually have 3 crews, not 2?
It's true..

1. the Blue crew.
2. the Gold crew.
3. the Other crew. The ones who broke everything, useless bastiches.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 23, 2020 07:11 AM (h5kRu)

1046 For those who like to keep abreast of situations, Elizabeth Hurley posted topless pictures yesterday in support of Earth Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2020 07:12 AM (DMUuz)

1047 Dang, I'm grumpy this morning. Plague-mood-disorder. Is it in the Dsm-5 yet?

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:12 AM (L3Rsz)

1048 Didn't they ban chocolate milk from schools years ago, by order of our beloved first lady at the time.
Posted by: colin

Back in the olden days, the 60's, us smart kids would bring Nestle Quick in a wax paper bag to dump into our milk.
Kept it in our lunch box that sat on the shelf in the cloak room that kept our egg salad or tuna fish sandwich at the perfect storage temperature..."Room"

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:13 AM (vd8XM)

1049 1. the Blue crew.
2. the Gold crew.
3. the Other crew. The ones who broke everything, useless bastiches.
Posted by: Gooshy

We had the same manning issues with shift work

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

1050 1048 Back in the olden days, the 60's, us smart kids would bring Nestle Quick in a wax paper bag to dump into our milk.
Kept it in our lunch box that sat on the shelf in the cloak room that kept our egg salad or tuna fish sandwich at the perfect storage temperature..."Room"

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:13 AM (vd8XM)

You had Nestle Quik and wax paper ?

Luxury!

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2020 07:14 AM (jol/7)

1051 Kept it in our lunch box that sat on the shelf in
the cloak room that kept our egg salad or tuna fish sandwich at the
perfect storage temperature..."Room"





Posted by: Bruce
How did you possibly survive? Those were savage times...

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:14 AM (L3Rsz)

1052 You had Nestle Quik and wax paper ?

Luxury!
Posted by: jsg

Kept the wax paper to sit on for the metal (OMG) slides.

Whooooooosh!

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

1053 How did you possibly survive? Those were savage times...
Posted by: lizabth

Indeed they were. The aforementioned sammiches, along with a hot dog sammich, leftover meat sammich were all in the rotation.
Carrots, celery cut up to go with it, and an apple.

Chips like some of the kids had. Luxury!

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

1054 Remember being thrilled that the teacher had a movie projector set up? Skate Town with the lights off.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 07:17 AM (r8zyk)

1055 1052 You had Nestle Quik and wax paper ?

Luxury!
Posted by: jsg

Kept the wax paper to sit on for the metal (OMG) slides.

Whooooooosh!
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

Those slides got hot AF in the Florida sun, let me tell you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:18 AM (NWiLs)

1056 Vernon Jones is the Georgia Democrat leader who endorsed Trump last week. They just forced him out of the state legislature in response and in his resignation he said "I am leaving the plantation!".

Bless you Mr Jordan, for calling those scumbag Democrats the racists they really are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 23, 2020 07:18 AM (NVYyb)

1057 Bless you Mr Jordan, for calling those scumbag Democrats the racists they really are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood
We need some more of this. Hopefully, he'll inspire others.

Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:20 AM (L3Rsz)

1058 yesterday I carefully put my garbage out by the curb along with my
carefully filled recycle bin. I happen to see the truck come by and they
dumped everything into the back together.Just got a email about
recycling from the county, and making sure we all put plastics/glass etc
into the yellow bin.Some crappy government advice here in Cuomo land.



Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM

---

When we lived in CT we had State mandated recycling. You could be fined if they found mandatory recycling stuff in your trash.


One day when I came home I found the trash can was still full next to the street. I called them up and the guy said they saw recyclables in the trash and they couldn't pick it up because of the law.


I cancelled the $75 a quarter trash pickup service and got me a Town dump pass for $50 and started doing my own trash.


When you go to the dump there are guys all over watching what you are dumping and they sometimes ripped open the garbage bags to see what was inside. They were literally trash nazi's. There was one obnoxious a$$hole that carried a 3 foot long stick to measure everything that you put in the bulk container. Anything over 3 foot had to be broken or cut up to be less than 3 foot. Once I had to cut a bunch of carpet with my knife that I had pulled up and was throwing away because it wasn't in pieces less than 3 foot.


The head guy told me they had to do that because if recycle stuff wound up in the truck they sent to the central trash place they got fined by the State.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2020 07:22 AM (JUOKG)

1059 I would tell Elizabeth Hurley of the waters of my homeworld.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2020 07:23 AM (+9Wes)

1060 Morning all

Still not a penny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 07:23 AM (nRk/c)

1061 Morning, Horde.

Insom, aren't you supposed to be on the clock by now?!?!? All the lawyer shows on the tube tell me you guys hit it at like 4 AM. That's why I stayed an infantryman.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 23, 2020 07:24 AM (di1hb)

1062 Still not a penny
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Same here.
I did the website. They told me that we had money coming. Tried to do the direct deposit, but since our numbers on our tax returns didn't match the number in the system, we couldn't do it

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:25 AM (vd8XM)

1063 Buy extra bacon now, folks, there's gonna be a meat shortage ("It was cold!"):

https://tinyurl.com/y7x7tc9t

"Combined pork, beef and poultry supplies in cold-storage facilities now stand equal to roughly two weeks of total American meat production. With most plant shutdowns lasting about 14 days for safety reasons, that raises the potential for deficits."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 07:26 AM (Dc2NZ)

1064 I found out that the local range and shop is open now for business.

By appointment only though

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)

1065 1046 For those who like to keep abreast of situations, Elizabeth Hurley posted topless pictures yesterday in support of Earth Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2020 07:12 AM (DMUuz)

no nips does not count

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

1066 Just doing a bit of online looking at Menards. They are not allowing children under 16 or pets in their stores. What the hell! Not sure what all of that means.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 23, 2020 07:27 AM (JVgnl)

1067 Still not a penny

Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not a penny here, either. Just checked the Illinois unemployment website.
Hope they get their act together soon.


Posted by: lizabth at April 23, 2020 07:27 AM (L3Rsz)

1068 The head guy told me they had to do that because if recycle stuff wound up in the truck they sent to the central trash place they got fined by the State.

--

Yep. Someone should write some sort of economic paper about. Maybe use broken windows or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 23, 2020 07:27 AM (IwDj9)

1069 Just doing a bit of online looking at Menards. They are not allowing children under 16 or pets in their stores. What the hell! Not sure what all of that means.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

I think people are so hard up to walk around and look at something they are shopping in a family cluster.
I think the big box stores don't want to get shutdown because for non essential shopping

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:28 AM (vd8XM)

1070 Thanks for heads up on the Hurley pics. I can start my day now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 07:29 AM (fKRmr)

1071 1061 Morning, Horde.

Insom, aren't you supposed to be on the clock by now?!?!? All the lawyer shows on the tube tell me you guys hit it at like 4 AM. That's why I stayed an infantryman.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 23, 2020 07:24 AM (di1hb)

Heh. Not as a matter of course, but I have had days that started at 3 or 4 in the morning, or continued until 3 or 4 in the morning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:29 AM (NWiLs)

1072 1063 Buy extra bacon now, folks, there's gonna be a meat shortage ("It was cold!"):

https://tinyurl.com/y7x7tc9t

"Combined pork, beef and poultry supplies in cold-storage facilities now stand equal to roughly two weeks of total American meat production. With most plant shutdowns lasting about 14 days for safety reasons, that raises the potential for deficits."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 07:26 AM (Dc2NZ)

Chocolate rations increased from 30 grams to 20 grams.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

1073 Buy extra bacon now, folks, there's gonna be a meat shortage ("It was cold!"):

Wife and I are going this AM to get some groceries...and meat for the freezer

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)

1074 1058 yesterday I carefully put my garbage out by the curb along with my
carefully filled recycle bin. I happen to see the truck come by and they
dumped everything into the back together.Just got a email about
recycling from the county, and making sure we all put plastics/glass etc
into the yellow bin.Some crappy government advice here in Cuomo land.



Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 07:05 AM


Now, this was 25 yrs ago, but I had the same thing in my exburg hometown in NE OH. County set up a recycling center and the mandates came down. Recycling center could not handle the volume, so a lot of recycle bins were rumored to be going to the landfill. Some enterprising folks started following and photographing/video taping the recycle collectors from roadside to landfill.

Place was small enough that there was no social distancing between the powers that be and the serfs, meaning "we know where you live". Policies and fees changed quickly, once word got out.

Lesson Learned: accountability works, especially when it's local. Authority and accountability do not scale.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 23, 2020 07:31 AM (di1hb)

1075 1063 Buy extra bacon now, folks, there's gonna be a meat shortage ("It was cold!"):

Being well-stocked can be the new pickup line. "Come on over to my place baby. I've got more meat than you can handle."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:31 AM (NWiLs)

1076 Buy Greenland!

U.S. boosts aid to Greenland to counter China and Russia in the Arctic:

https://tinyurl.com/yavkzc8q

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 07:31 AM (Dc2NZ)

1077 $10,252 raised of $2,000 goal




You guys are generous to a fault.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2020 07:31 AM (yQpMk)

1078 >>Yep. Someone should write some sort of economic paper about. Maybe use broken windows or something.


Heh.
Or watch the Penn and Teller "Bullsh#t" episode on what a crock recycling is.

Morning, all!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 07:31 AM (bDqIh)

1079 Bruce. A good thought. I still believe someone needs to sue a whole bunch of entities for shit like this. 8 deaths in the county where this is happening. All in the 70 and above range, but let's inconvenience everyone. And yes, my hubby falls into that age range and he would have no issue with shopping with kids under 16 in the same store.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 23, 2020 07:32 AM (JVgnl)

1080 Being well-stocked can be the new pickup line. "Come on over to my place baby. I've got more meat than you can handle."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:31 AM (NWiLs)
---

Help me thaw it out!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 07:32 AM (Dc2NZ)

1081 Heh.
Or watch the Penn and Teller "Bullsh#t" episode on what a crock recycling is.

Morning, all!
Posted by: Lizzy

That was a good episode

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

1082 1080 Being well-stocked can be the new pickup line. "Come on over to my place baby. I've got more meat than you can handle."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:31 AM (NWiLs)
---

Help me thaw it out!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2020 07:32 AM (Dc2NZ)

Heh. Heat up my sausage, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:33 AM (NWiLs)

1083 Morning all!

I thought you guys were awesome with your donations for rickl but I am just blown away by the donations for grammie! You sure are a giving horde!

It's really good to know they won't have to worry about money for a while.

Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 07:36 AM (cF8AT)

1084 >>Being well-stocked can be the new pickup line. "Come on over to my place baby. I've got more meat than you can handle."


I can make you rise, baby, with all the active dry yeast I've got in my pantry - my sticky buns are legendary!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 07:36 AM (bDqIh)

1085 It snowed the beginning of last week, weather says 90 by middle of next week. Time to break out the shorts

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2020 07:36 AM (N8G3E)

1086 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Speaking of Glen Campbell, I once read that "Wichita Linesman" could be considered the first existential country song.

Written by, I believe, the same fellow who wrote "MacArthur Park" and whose name eludes me for the moment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2020 07:37 AM (2JVJo)

1087 CNN Headline

Abortions in Texas resume after a coronavirus-related order from the governor had effectively banned them

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

1088 People putting videos on YT of empty European airports. Same as the US, you could roll a bowling ball down the long hallways and not hit anyone...

Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 07:37 AM (/Quxn)

1089 I can make you rise, baby, with all the active dry yeast I've got in my pantry - my sticky buns are legendary!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 07:36 AM (bDqIh)

Might not want to mention the yeast. Just sayin.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 23, 2020 07:37 AM (NWiLs)

1090 Hospital data Count
Lab Confirmed COVID-19 Patients Currently in Texas Hospitals 1,678
Total Texas Staffed Hospital Beds 52,523
Available Texas Hospital Beds 20,049
Available Texas ICU Beds 2,220
Available Texas Ventilators 6,870

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

1091 973 It's funny because in the mid 80's Virginia was touting it but still had laws on the books outlawing fornication.
__________________

Yes, but if you remember the ad campaign, the commercials said "Virginia is for lovers . . . of history, of majestic mountain ranges, of sunny beaches, etc."

The slogan was supposed to refer to all the things in Virginia there were for tourists to love about the state. It wasn't about fornication, although of course there were lots of jokes about it.

I also grew up there and had the t-shirt. We all did. As ad campaigns go, it was very successful.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2020 07:39 AM (k4dH2)

1092 >>Might not want to mention the yeast. Just sayin.


Yeah, sorry, have been reading baking cookbooks. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 07:39 AM (bDqIh)

1093 1091 973 It's funny because in the mid 80's Virginia was touting it but still had laws on the books outlawing fornication.
__________________

Yes, but if you remember the ad campaign, the commercials said "Virginia is for lovers . . . of history, of majestic mountain ranges, of sunny beaches, etc."

The slogan was supposed to refer to all the things in Virginia there were for tourists to love about the state. It wasn't about fornication, although of course there were lots of jokes about it.

I also grew up there and had the t-shirt. We all did. As ad campaigns go, it was very successful.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2020 07:39 AM (k4dH2)

We had Dont Mess with Texas!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

1094 $10,252 raised of $2,000 goal

Was that for grammie and the Rev?

Holy shit, as they say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2020 07:41 AM (2JVJo)

1095 "Colorful Colorado"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 07:41 AM (bDqIh)

1096 Texas

Total Cases 21,069
Test 217,059

Less than 10% tested are positive.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:42 AM (JFO2v)

1097 Goooooood morning, Hordey-kind.

Something wrong with the front page. No JJ.

But that's okay. I read Vic.

I never felt more liberated than the day we gave up recycling. We have big, grand, spacious, yuge landfills and no mandatory recycling laws. Yippie ti yi yo, let's hear it for the wild west.

Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at April 23, 2020 07:42 AM (+X43N)

1098 We had Dont Mess with Texas!
________________

Yep. I liked yours better.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2020 07:42 AM (k4dH2)

1099 "Colorful Colorado"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 07:41 AM (bDqIh)


"The Spirit of Massachusetts is the Spirit of America."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2020 07:42 AM (2JVJo)

1100 The plant I worked at had big cardboard recycling program starting up in the late 80's.
Everything we got in had to be compacted and sent to the nice recycling people that paid us money for it.

In 10 years, everyone was doing it. We had to pay to get rid of it. When it changed to a cost, the powers that be were flabbergasted and wanted someone (me) to find someone to pay for it again....the wasn't anyone

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2020 07:43 AM (vd8XM)

1101 >>"The Spirit of Massachusetts is the Spirit of America."



. . . the spirit of the red, white and blue!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 07:44 AM (bDqIh)

1102 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 23, 2020 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

1103 " Land of Enchantment "

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2020 07:45 AM (N8G3E)

1104 Ah. there it is.

The Grim Milestone report is nooood.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=386941

Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at April 23, 2020 07:45 AM (+X43N)

1105 Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

1088 People putting videos on YT of empty European airports. Same as the US, you could roll a bowling ball down the long hallways and not hit anyone...
Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 07:37 AM (/Quxn)

Yep. I work at an airport. It's spooky, not to mention a little depressing to see that day after day. Doesn't help that they shut half the lights off and it's gloomy as hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 23, 2020 07:46 AM (OzQGF)

1106 That woman in the last photo is a stunner for sure.

Posted by: Gem at April 23, 2020 08:25 AM (kIHih)

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