Chris Cuomo, Supposedly "In Isolation," Spotted Visiting a Lot He Had Purchased With His Family and Apparently No Mask;
Threatens Local Who Asks Him Why He Isn't in Quarantine

And that local has filed a criminal complaint against him.

Note that the property Chris Cuomo was spotted on was his property -- but not his residence. It was a lot he had bought, which had no structures on it yet. He was... just visiting it with his family.

Why? I guess he just wanted to get out and bum around.

Certainly there is no "essential" reason to visit a vacant lot on Easter Sunday. It's not like he was meeting a lawyer there about a body found on the property.

A man still sick with coronavirus, and therefore a threat to the public health, just felt like going out for a joyride, and so he did.


"Sometimes he's scary stupid," the East Hampton man, who asked to only be identified by his first name, David, said of Gov. Andrew Cuomoís little brother.

Chris Cuomo launched into a tirade on his SiriusXM show Monday night about how he didnít like what he did for a living anymore -- and ranted about a confrontation he had with a bike rider outside his property Easter Sunday, when the coronavirus-infected TV star was hanging out with his family.

David, who had been riding by, started hassling Chris Cuomo about social distancing, and the CNN star later seethed on his radio show that one big downside to money and fame is that he couldnít tell the guy to "go to hell."

"I don't want some jackass, loser, fat-tire biker being able to pull over and get in my space and talk bulls--t to me, I don't want to hear it," Cuomo raged.

"I want to be able to tell you to go to hell, to shut your mouth ... I donít get that doing what I do for a living: me being able to tell you to shut your mouth or I will do you the way you guys do each other."

That's either a violent threat or a sexual threat -- or both.


...

The 65-year-old longtime resident said he was just out for a bike ride before Easter dinner when he spotted who he thought was Chris Cuomo on property he says the CNN anchor bought in East Hampton last year. The acreage is still being developed; a steel frame for its future house is all thatís up at the moment, David said.

...

Cuomo has been regularly airing his TV and radio shows from his familyís home in Southampton-- although from the basement as he stayed quarantined from them. The anchor said on air Tuesday that he still suffers from a low-grade fever and feared that his wife is now showing signs of the virus.

David said the woman who looked like Cuomoís wife came over to him and said, "May I help you?"

He said he replied, "I'm riding my bike" -- then started asking why Cuomo was there out of quarantine and not social-distancing from the group.

He said Cuomo then started toward him, coming to within about 40 feet.

The guy who goes on the air everyday to tell people he's a disease vector who might be infecting his family is marching up to someone?

"He said, 'Who the hell are you?! I can do what I want!'" David said. ďHe just ranted, screaming, 'I'll find out who you are!'

"I said to him, 'Your brother is the coronavirus czar, and youíre not even following his rules -- unnecessary travel,'" the resident said.

"He just began to boil more.

"He said, 'This is not the end of this. Youíll deal with this later. We will meet again.' If that's not a threat, I don't know what is," David said.

The officer who took the report told him "I think you'll like what we've written."

Hopefully we'll get a criminal charge out of this. This meathead has to do a couple of days in jail. He can't be allowed to keep threatening people any time he's in a steroid cycle.

Another leftwinger who shrieks at other people -- people who aren't even sick! -- to observe increasingly fascist quarantine rules while completely ignoring the rules himself.


Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Ignored social distancing rules and instructed her trainer to come over to watch her huff and puff as she lifted 5 pound dumbbells.

Bill DeBlasio, Mayor of New York City: Ordered the entire city to shut down, including its gyms; made special exception for himself and went to his gym.

Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago: Ordered city to shut down, then instructed her hairstylist to break quarantine to come over and give her highlights. Defended this breach of her own order by saying that, being "in the public eye," her hair highlighting was an "essential service."


This criminal report comes just after Chris Cuomo had a meltdown on Monday in which he said he was dissatisfied by the hyperpartisan non-news shitshow that is CNN.

"I don't want to spend my time doing things that I donít think are valuable enough to me personally," Cuomo said. "I don't value indulging irrationality, hyper-partisanship."

Cuomo said his battle with COVID-19 has made him rethink his values and question his position as a public figure.

"I don't like what I do professionally," he said. "I donít think it's worth my time."

The next day -- probably at the insistence of Jeff Zucker -- Chris Cuomo went out and denied saying the things that there are audio recordings of him saying.

"It's not true," Cuomo said on Tuesday. "I never said it. I never meant it."

Cuomo, who announced on March 31 that he'd contracted COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, praised the way the network has treated him.

"I have never been in a better position, professionally, than I am in right now," he told viewers. "They've been so good. They've been so supportive of me in ways I could never have imagined. ... I've never had a group of people professionally care about me the way they have shown. I'll never be able to repay them, but I'll try hard to do so. I've never been more grateful. I've never been on a better team."

You did say it. There is a recording at the NY Post story above.

You said you were tired of the hyperpartisan clownshow Jeff Zucker forces you to put on every night.

And now you're saying you love playing the clown.


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1 rules are for thee, not for me

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:26 PM (d7Ww2)

2 oh, and meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:27 PM (d7Ww2)

3 hypocrite

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:27 PM (8fB/R)

4 Well, he's better than us peons so . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 01:27 PM (Y4EXg)

5 Remember regulations do not apply to Democommie politician.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2020 01:27 PM (mpXpK)

6 Sounds like a nice guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

7 He really needs to cut back on the steroids.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2020 01:28 PM (cfSLd)

8
See?

This whole thing a Farcical Hoax.

End this NOW.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:28 PM (2ROZf)

9 going to need more popcorn.

i wish i was related to orvil Redenbacher what with all the demo-commie scum out in public

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:28 PM (8D42x)

10 The acreage is still being developed; a steel frame for its future house

only the best...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:28 PM (8fB/R)

11 TEN

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 15, 2020 01:28 PM (67sg6)

12 If it weren't for double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 01:28 PM (hYcqw)

13 I guess they have a backup means of coercion they're using on him now.

I think we should be praying for him.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, No Adjetives Today at April 15, 2020 01:29 PM (dwojT)

14 "I said to him, 'Your brother is the coronavirus czar, and you're not even following his rules -- unnecessary travel,'" the resident said.

coronavirus czar... lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:29 PM (8fB/R)

15 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 15, 2020 01:29 PM (Do5/p)

16 Would you say that Chris Cuomo has a plethora of mood swings???

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:29 PM (90T4r)

17 Oh how I wish that biker would have called him Fredo to his face!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 01:29 PM (trdmm)

18 Top 40?

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (KIJt1)

19 Fredo a phony? Sacre bleu!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

20 Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Ignored social distancing rules and instructed her trainer to come over to watch her huff and puff as she lifted 5 pound dumbbells.

Bill DeBlasio, Mayor of New York City: Ordered the entire city to shut down, including its gyms; made special exception for himself and went to his gym.

Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago: Ordered city to shut down, then instructed her hairstylist to break quarantine to come over and give her highlights. Defended this breach of her own order by saying that, being "in the public eye," her hair highlighting was an "essential service."



Makes one think this is not a crisis at all...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (8fB/R)

21 Quarantine is the N-word for Covid-19 sufferers!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (Eicbe)

22 For anyone still confused as to why it is Democrats have seemed so insanely intent on destroying the country for the last 50 years or so, it's because they plan on never feeling the effects of it.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (FBu6l)

23 Justin decided to go to his family cottage for the weekend instead of sheltering in place as well. I want to know if the s.o.b. has been seeing a barber too although to be fair his hair does look a little messier than usual although it's still pretty black.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (TQ/zJ)

24 "It's not true," Cuomo said on Tuesday. "I never said it. I never meant it."

Seems a bit contradictory. How could he never mean it if he never said it?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (GhGb5)

25
Maybe Ace can include a pic of Ol' Saggy Tits pelosi standing in front of her $20K refrigerators on a late night fake comedy show to show the people how she's stocked up with plenty of food to last a very long time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (2ROZf)

26 Surprised at the hypocrisy? Nope, not me...

Posted by: IP at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (CTv2h)

27 I really think the dude is nuts. Didn't take much to send him over the edge.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (BLT3V)

28 This event just goes to show that Cuomo has a real Nipoleon Complex!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (TQ/zJ)

29
Chris Cuomo into Viking-style ass-rape?

Shocking.

Total gavone low-life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (pS94+)

30 DO you even know who I am???

Posted by: Fredo at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (88+cf)

31 And here we have PeeLousy who says she will see that Trump does not block US funds to WHO. I have some news for that stupid scrunt, she has no power to block any funding under control of the President.


https://tinyurl.com/s5sg3a4

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (mpXpK)

32 Hey! You're Fredo aren't you?

Posted by: torabora at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (Y274z)

33 I love that Chris degenerates into 'Italian in a Woody Allen movie' whenever he gets confronted. He just turns into a meat-headed thug if you fart in his general direction.

Posted by: El Kabong at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (datdl)

34 Despite its coronavirus lies, Democrat Senator Chris Murphy says China
is blameless: "The reason that we're in the crisis that we are today is
not because of anything that China did"

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (3aI0K)

35 Lockdowns and SIP rules are "Tis for thee, but not for me".America - wake the T.F. up. This is what will happen when the left/commies/socialists get into power.Doesn't anybody remember seeing pictures of highways in Moscow in the 70s 80s? Party officials had their own highway lanes, and shittier roads for everyone else. Because party affiliation mattered.This is where we are headed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

36 23 Justin decided to go to his family cottage for the weekend instead of sheltering in place as well. I want to know if the s.o.b. has been seeing a barber too although to be fair his hair does look a little messier than usual although it's still pretty black.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (TQ/zJ)

I have noticed some women are sporting a Skunk Hairdo of late. Bet they are a combination of pissed, and mortified.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (90T4r)

37 #28 Sorry. Wrong stupid tit.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (TQ/zJ)

38 Cuomo el loco?

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (88xKn)

39 /starts to sing

Isn't it rich
Are we a pair

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

40 I absolutely think he has the right to go to his own property with his own wife.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (lwiT4)

41 33 I love that Chris degenerates into 'Italian in a Woody Allen movie' whenever he gets confronted. He just turns into a meat-headed thug if you fart in his general direction.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (datdl)


"Two guys named Cheech."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (pS94+)

42 It was a rack of dumbbells I was moving, and it's because the pussy was afraid of grabbing the other end.

Posted by: RBG at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (aKxkI)

43 I figured litigation was coming soon in this sordid COVID pandemic.

If one person gets sick and determines someone gave it to him, how is that person not open to a lawsuit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (vs2ae)

44 Our elites deserve a better class of citizens.

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (zUdXR)

45 For anyone still confused as to why it is Democrats have seemed so insanely intent on destroying the country for the last 50 years or so, it's because they plan on never feeling the effects of it.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (FBu6l)
---
Marxists that lead the Marxist revolution end up on top as chief beneficiaries of the new system.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (Eicbe)

46 "Hey pal, you know the score. If you're not police, you're Little People"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (l4C/z)

47 Evil wicked and nasty

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (FJrl0)

48 If you proles just stayed in your house in front of a screen with CNN on, you wouldn't see us out and about.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (Hcsoi)

49 In his defense he just started his period that same day.

Posted by: Bosk at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (9m9TT)

50 RBG, Cuomo elder, DeBlah and Lightfoot have probably had the preferential prophylactic ....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (8fB/R)

51 What an ASSHOE.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (bDqIh)

52 Certainly there is no "essential" reason to visit a vacant lot on Easter Sunday. It's not like he was meeting a lawyer there about a body found on the property.

Maybe he was there to pay his respects to Jimmy Hoffa. I never believed that Meadowlands story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (GRbI+)

53 >>>16 Would you say that Chris Cuomo has a plethora of mood swings???


Are you saying "plethora" without even knowing what "plethora" means?

Posted by: El Guapo at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

54 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

Simpler.

They are willing to take away YOUR Freedom, for THEIR safety.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (NgKpN)

55 Fox news reporting Cuomo is ordering mandatory face masks in NY

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (ZCEU2)

56 7 He really needs to cut back on the steroids.
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2020 01:28 PM (cfSLd)

Seriously. He's a very angry and short-tempered guy. I'd hate to be married to him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (Ez6QX)

57 20 Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Ignored social distancing rules and instructed her trainer to come over to watch her huff and puff as she lifted 5 pound dumbbells.

Bill DeBlasio, Mayor of New York City: Ordered the entire city to shut down, including its gyms; made special exception for himself and went to his gym.

Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago: Ordered city to shut down, then instructed her hairstylist to break quarantine to come over and give her highlights. Defended this breach of her own order by saying that, being "in the public eye," her hair highlighting was an "essential service."



Makes one think this is not a crisis at all...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:30 PM (8fB/R)

===========

Next thing you'll say is that the Obamas' purchase of a multi-million dollar home on the coast tells you that they don't think climate change is a huge disaster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

58 53 >>>16 Would you say that Chris Cuomo has a plethora of mood swings???


Are you saying "plethora" without even knowing what "plethora" means?
Posted by: El Guapo at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (PbpT7)


Lol!!

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (90T4r)

59

It's like he's playing out an Alec Baldwin episode.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (8fB/R)

60 The great COVID-19 panic turns into vaudeville.

Posted by: Caliban at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (QE8X6)

61 40 I absolutely think he has the right to go to his own property with his own wife.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (lwiT4)


And make an ass of himself by preening, strutting and gloating about his Lung AIDS victim status as a way to shame others into staying indoors. But then he goes out and galavants to his heart's content but gets indignant when called out on it?

Sort of just like the media when Trump played the videotape and shoved their lies down their throats.

Sorry Grammie. Fredo has no excuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (pS94+)

62 33 I love that Chris degenerates into 'Italian in a Woody Allen movie' whenever he gets confronted. He just turns into a meat-headed thug if you fart in his general direction.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (datdl)

==========

Theory:

He's more Spike Lee Italian thug than Woody Allen Italian thug.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

63 I aim to misbehave.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (88+cf)

64 It's not like he was meeting a lawyer there about a body found on the property. Ace

Maybe he was looking for a place to lose a body.

Posted by: First Post Today at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (zcvbQ)

65 Cuomo the Lesser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (GRbI+)

66 If one person gets sick and determines someone gave it to him, how is that person not open to a lawsuit?

Well, it all goes back to The Killer Xi Jinping

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

67 34 Despite its coronavirus lies, Democrat Senator Chris Murphy says China
is blameless: "The reason that we're in the crisis that we are today is
not because of anything that China did"
Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (3aI0K)


Maybe you misunderstood him. How could you be clear what he said with that Chinese dick in his mouth?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (vs2ae)

68 when you say you're in isolation
but have steroidal violent ideation
that's a-fredo

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (PbpT7)

69 People getting edgy everywhere.

The next #2weeks are gong to be fun.

Posted by: 1929 at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (axyOa)

70 Fredo is so, so scary

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (l4C/z)

71 I think Tim Pool should just accept the fact that he's bald and ditch the Kufi.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (V+U0x)

72 What a goombah. Am I allowed to say that?


I guess he's not afraid of making his wife sick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

73 Next thing you'll say is that the Obamas' purchase of a multi-million dollar home on the coast tells you that they don't think climate change is a huge disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)


hehe, not one but TWO. One in Hawaii and some other one in NY or DC... where the rodents and cockroaches meet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (8fB/R)

74 The country is ungovernable.


Separate now.

Posted by: Two Tiered Justice System at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (pUwNX)

75 55 Fox news reporting Cuomo is ordering mandatory face masks in NY
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (ZCEU2)


Not gonna comply. Fuck them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (pS94+)

76 73 Next thing you'll say is that the Obamas' purchase of a multi-million dollar home on the coast tells you that they don't think climate change is a huge disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

hehe, not one but TWO. One in Hawaii and some other one in NY or DC... where the rodents and cockroaches meet.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (8fB/R)

==========

Martha's Vineyard, I thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

77 Douchebag Awards for everyone. Including the biker Karen.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (m/eiQ)

78 72 What a goombah. Am I allowed to say that?


I guess he's not afraid of making his wife sick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (ptqGC)


"You mean wop, dago, guinea, greaseball goombah!"

- - Jack Woltz, Pres. Woltz Int'l Pictures

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (pS94+)

79 Good thing the biker wasn't standing near a set of stairs. Fredo might have tried to shove him down them.

He's going to mess with the wrong guy some day. I only hope it's caught on video.

He's the Geraldo of CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

80 People getting edgy everywhere.

The next #2weeks are gong to be fun.

Posted by: 1929 at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (axyOa)


Edgy people need to chill and remember to vote every single democrat out of office. Deny them city council seats, school boards, judgeships, etc.

Until they are rooted out from the smallest committee...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (8fB/R)

81
Ah, now the Karen has become the Karen'd. Fun!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (hDNne)

82 73
Next thing you'll say is that the Obamas' purchase of a multi-million
dollar home on the coast tells you that they don't think climate change
is a huge disaster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)



hehe, not one but TWO. One in Hawaii and some other one in NY or DC... where the rodents and cockroaches meet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (8fB/R)

Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (N39Ws)

83 I guess they have a backup means of coercion they're using on him now.

I think we should be praying for him.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain



Pray God ends his suffering and calls him home most soonest.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (GvEen)

84 Sorry Grammie. Fredo has no excuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM



Concur.
If he wasn't positive, sure...go out but stay apart from others. But as he is a vector...stay home.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (axyOa)

85 Sort of just like the media when Trump played the videotape and shoved their lies down their throats.

Sorry Grammie. Fredo has no excuse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (pS94+)

Still can't find a video clip of that.

Only reactions to it. Edited and cut.

Guess I'll have to go find it in the unedited 2 hour long presser.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

86 The biker should have called him Fredo.

Posted by: Bosk at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (9m9TT)

87 I absolutely think he has the right to go to his own property with his own wife.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (lwiT4)

If he's actually contagious, i'm not so sure about that.

IF this is a deadly as the media and democrats imply, him leaving his house is as good as murder to some part of the people he comes into contact with and he MUST stay home alone, without contact with anyone else for at least 21 days...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (8D42x)

88 instructed her trainer to come over to watch her huff and puff as she lifted 5 pound dumbbells.

Impressive! Would you happen to have contact information for the trainer?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: B Hussein "Gymbrah" Obama at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (DMUuz)

89 I'll believe it's a crisis when they start acting like it's a crisis.

And tfg... he think he's Sonny Corleone but more like Peter Schibetta.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (WIraL)

90 And make an ass of himself by preening, strutting and gloating about his
Lung AIDS victim status as a way to shame others into staying indoors.
But then he goes out and galavants to his heart's content but gets
indignant when called out on it?



No, I don't think he has a right to do that. But I am all for people being able to leave their homes, go outside, with family. He didn't have to be a jerk about it though.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (lwiT4)

91 Martha's Vineyard, I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)


Maybe 3 then. I thought he also bought a brownstone somewhere near the action.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (8fB/R)

92 Does Wuhan fluhan make you go crazy or was he already there

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (UNyae)

93 Press pool needs to do update via zoom from home

Posted by: CN at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (ONvIw)

94 This guy is gonna get the shit beat out of him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (ieuPy)

95 Oh noes! The Tour de France is canceled! How will I watch the most boring sport in the world?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (+0AKE)

96 And make an ass of himself by preening, strutting and gloating about his Lung AIDS victim status as a way to shame others into staying indoors. But then he goes out and galavants to his heart's content but gets indignant when called out on it?
---
He has a right to do that too.

I think people have a right to engage in hypocrisy. That's a course of action.

However, he's not entitled to his own version of the Truth. If we get sick of this double-standard, they can't say it's just Trump-ism.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (Eicbe)

97 "David" sounds like a Karen and Fredo is...well, Fredo.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (u6xw0)

98 @75

You'll have no choice.


In NJ if you do not have a face mask they will not let you into a supermarket, home depot and many other places.


You can fight it but the fascists will throw you in jail.


I think we have to accept the fact the contract has been irrevocably altered and plan accordingly.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (V+U0x)

99 >>>77 Douchebag Awards for everyone. Including the biker Karen.


Well, you know, he is KNOWN to be carrier of the plague currently shutting the country down.

Yeah, it's annoying that people Quarantine SHame each other.

But if someone actually is KNOWN to CURRENLY be a CARRIER...? That motherfucker should be in quarantine. If juiced-up gearheads like Fredo Cuomo actually stuck to isolation, the rest of us wouldn't have to.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (PbpT7)

100 Sen Murphy trying to project China's health disaster on President Trump much?

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (ZCEU2)

101
Like I said earlier, we have about 15-20 cities in just 6 states that have the Entire Country at a standstill.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (2ROZf)

102 Not gonna comply. Fuck them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (pS94+)

Read the order very closely. If it doesn't specify how the mask is to be worn, then just get one and wear it around your neck.

Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (VST+m)

103 Sounds like Cuomo wants to take the biker's backhole. Viking Style.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (icI8A)

104 >>>96 And make an ass of himself by preening, strutting and gloating about his Lung AIDS victim status as a way to shame others into staying indoors. But then he goes out and galavants to his heart's content but gets indignant when called out on it?


I tried to write "galavants" in the quote but spellecheck kept saying it was wrong.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (PbpT7)

105 Perhaps Cuomo should have been advocating that the Gov Of NY was creating an environment where people weren't minding their own businesses.

Posted by: SH at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (sX1BW)

106 Some of the protesters in Michigan are waving Trump flags.

Posted by: Jmel at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (OeWgo)

107 I have noticed some women are sporting a Skunk Hairdo of late. Bet they are a combination of pissed, and mortified.
I need a haircut really badly so I actually sympathize a great deal.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (TQ/zJ)

108 He didn't have to be a jerk about it though.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (lwiT4)

Right, and that bird didn't have to shit on my car.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (88+cf)

109 . I have some news for that stupid scrunt, she has no power to block any funding under control of the President.
--------

It doesn't matter. It's just about appearing like she is somehow his "boss".

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (uEbPt)

110 Wait a sec -- Now we are shaming Fredo for visiting his own property, while being properly socially distant? Even if he is infected -- What's the proper distance? In the fucking grave?

I'm NOT on board with this shit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (Z4rgH)

111 102 Not gonna comply. Fuck them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (pS94+)

Read the order very closely. If it doesn't specify how the mask is to be worn, then just get one and wear it around your neck.

Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (VST+m)


Yeah, I'll put it under my chin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (pS94+)

112 Don't make me push you down some stairs... once they get built.

Posted by: Chris Coumo at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (yk557)

113 Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (VST+m)

Scarf or a helmet. Then again, the more this continues to greater likelihood that cops start getting shot at random.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (WIraL)

114 Charge Cuomo with intent of ottering!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (+0AKE)

115 I mean, I tried to write "galavants" in the post.

I changed it to "bum around."

I meant galavant though.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (PbpT7)

116 A man still sick with coronavirus, and therefore a threat to the public health, just felt like going out for a joyride, and so he did.


Our betters are immune to restrictions, commoner.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (7Pobc)

117
TRAIPSING?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (2ROZf)

118 104 >>>96 And make an ass of himself by preening, strutting and gloating about his Lung AIDS victim status as a way to shame others into staying indoors. But then he goes out and galavants to his heart's content but gets indignant when called out on it?


I tried to write "galavants" in the quote but spellecheck kept saying it was wrong.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (PbpT7)

===========

I don't trust pixy's spellchecker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

119
To traip.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (2ROZf)

120 Oh noes! The Tour de France is canceled! How will I watch the most boring sport in the world?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM


Hold my beer.

Posted by: Bowling at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (axyOa)

121 I need a haircut really badly so I actually sympathize a great deal.


Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (TQ/zJ)

I too have gulag hair.
I wear a hat now.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (88+cf)

122
Read the order very closely. If it doesn't specify how the mask is to be worn, then just get one and wear it around your neck.

Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

Zorro mask. "What? I am wearing a mask."

Posted by: Biergood at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (FQWHA)

123 102 Not gonna comply. Fuck them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (pS94+)

Read the order very closely. If it doesn't specify how the mask is to be worn, then just get one and wear it around your neck.

Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (VST+m)

Hmmm, I have a really nice Black FENCING Mask!

Its got a hood, covers the entire head.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

124 Not gonna comply. Fuck them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (pS94+)

Read the order very closely. If it doesn't specify how the mask is to be worn, then just get one and wear it around your neck.

Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


Wear it around your elbow. Since that's where you are supposed to cough. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (GvEen)

125 I've had it. I'm making plans to set out for Rivendell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

126

The problem is not, as grammie points out, that he was on his own property with his own wife.

The problem is, as J.J. says, that he is a pompous, sanctimonious, violent douchebag when called on it.

That is a sign that he has absolutely no humility, and a malignant narcissism that will not allow him to admit a mistake.

Perfect for the media or politics.

Posted by: imp at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (SFOr6)

127 When you do real estateWhile you have the lung AIDS(and maybe regular AIDS)
That's a-fredo

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (uEbPt)

128 It'll be awesome if, in order to avoid the consequences of breaking quarantine and endangering others, our dear Fredo had to admit that he didn't really have coronavirus.

Posted by: El Kabong at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (datdl)

129 Operation Gridlock video in Lansing (replay). https://tinyurl.com/utwfvun

Sad to see so many commenters on Detroit Free Press FB site are opposed to the protest -- opposed to liberty -- and fools for the state.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (8W8YU)

130 Was galavant that musics from a couple years ago

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (UNyae)

131 Tim Pool: even numbered hours == all media are liars, odd numbered hours == I saw this media report on how we're all going to die and now I'm freaked out.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (nBhUy)

132 120 Oh noes! The Tour de France is canceled! How will I watch the most boring sport in the world?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM


Hold my beer.
Posted by: Bowling at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (axyOa)

Whatever.

Posted by: Golf at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (88xKn)

133 Fox news reporting Cuomo is ordering mandatory face masks in NY
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (ZCEU2)

Not gonna comply. Fuck them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:35 PM (pS94+)

JJ, knowing you control the weather machines i'm loathe to make my next comment. but maybe if everyone wore a mask and a star some people would get the point?

but i'm desperately hoping this doesn't come across as anti-Semitic. if so, delete the comment.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (8D42x)

134 Hey, wassamatta you? I slappa you face!

Posted by: Angry Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (oVJmc)

135 Fredo's have to Fredo. It's what they do.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (z79tQ)

136 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (vuisn)

137


He didn't have to be a jerk about it though.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 01:37 PM (lwiT4)

Right, and that bird didn't have to shit on my car.
Posted by: Roland THTG


If it was a crow, it wasn't an accident. Maybe examine your treatment of the local corvids...

Posted by: imp at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (SFOr6)

138 When the carriage returns
The munu page spurns
That's a-pixy

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (uEbPt)

139 I'm looking at my mask (finally got some in the mail)
It is boring.
Can I write HQs Ace of Spades on it?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (axyOa)

140 122
Read the order very closely. If it doesn't specify how the mask is to be worn, then just get one and wear it around your neck.

Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

Zorro mask. "What? I am wearing a mask."
Posted by: Biergood at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (FQWHA)

Were you burned by acid or something?

Posted by: Fezzik at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (NgKpN)

141
Keep the country closed, people's lives will be ruined and people will die.

Open the country and people who are going to die very soon anyway will die.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (2ROZf)

142 He's more Spike Lee Italian thug than Woody Allen Italian thug.


Are there any data points other than Annie Hall and Do The Right Thing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (gd9RK)

143 133
but i'm desperately hoping this doesn't come across as anti-Semitic. if so, delete the comment.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (8D42x)


Oh not at all. I gotta figure out how to make the point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (pS94+)

144 Well, you know, he is KNOWN to be carrier of the plague currently shutting the country down.

Yeah, it's annoying that people Quarantine SHame each other.

But if someone actually is KNOWN to CURRENLY be a CARRIER...? That
motherfucker should be in quarantine. If juiced-up gearheads like Fredo
Cuomo actually stuck to isolation, the rest of us wouldn't have to.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:38 PM (PbpT7)


Yeah, this right here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (ptqGC)

145 I like Steely Dan's Kid Galavant.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (90T4r)

146 Gallivant

Fify

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (KIJt1)

147 Wait a sec -- Now we are shaming Fredo for visiting his own property, while being properly socially distant? Even if he is infected -- What's the proper distance? In the fucking grave?

I'm NOT on board with this shit.

-------------

Yeah, but you probably aren't out there advocating to millions (well thousand) [maybe hundreds] that we all need to be locked in because my bro the gov said so.

Posted by: SH at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (sX1BW)

148 110 Wait a sec -- Now we are shaming Fredo for visiting his own property, while being properly socially distant? Even if he is infected -- What's the proper distance? In the fucking grave?

I'm NOT on board with this shit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (Z4rgH)


I would defend Fredo's right to visit his property to the death.

However, I believe that we should make the left live within the rules they have established. Fredo is being shamed for telling us to stay home while he believes his privileged position allows him to roam.

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (mrrpT)

149 "I don't want some jackass, loser, fat-tire biker being able to pull over and get in my space and talk bulls--t to me, I don't want to hear it," Cuomo raged.
----------

Why, it's almost as if he feels contempt for those who he perceives to be less privileged than himself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (sHVgQ)

150 Galavant is one of the Knights of the Round table.

Posted by: no, not really at April 15, 2020 01:44 PM (yk557)

151 Fox news reporting Cuomo is ordering mandatory face masks in NY

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM (ZCEU2)


Wear your mask over your junk.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 15, 2020 01:44 PM (88+cf)

152 Wait a sec -- Now we are shaming Fredo for visiting his own property, while being properly socially distant? Even if he is infected -- What's the proper distance? In the fucking grave?

I'm NOT on board with this shit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 01:39 PM (Z4rgH)

Same here, but I didn't care for his implied threats. Should've just told the guy to mind his own business and get lost.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 01:44 PM (VST+m)

153 Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
---

https://tinyurl.com/s8xjcgb

Hooded Easter parade goers in Spain.

Don't think this would fly in the US anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 01:44 PM (Y4EXg)

154 Apparently there was a typo in Revelation. Everyone isn't going to get a mark, they'll get a mask.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:44 PM (uEbPt)

155 A state implanted chip in your forearm is not the hill to die on my friends.

Posted by: Truecon at April 15, 2020 01:44 PM (lcQJG)

156 Just write stuff on your mask JJ. I am sure the Horde can come up with some pithy Mask Messages.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (90T4r)

157
I'll wear one made of cheesecloth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (pS94+)

158
The European Union (EU) fears that China could exploit the economic
downturn caused by the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak to take over European
companies.



EU antitrust chief Margrethe Vestager called for the revamping of
European law to block Chinese state-owned firms from taking over
vulnerable European businesses, the European news reports said.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (3aI0K)

159 Anybody know what the next round of Free Shit is?

I want to apply early.

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (mrrpT)

160 but i'm desperately hoping this doesn't come across as anti-Semitic. if so, delete the comment.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (8D42x)


Oh not at all. I gotta figure out how to make the point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Please do. Do I can steal it. Because, like SturmToddler, I don't want to make it the wrong way. But it has to be made. The parallels are frightening.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (GvEen)

161 Read the order very closely. If it doesn't specify how the mask is to be worn, then just get one and wear it around your neck.

Or get a mask that will piss people off, like a Klan hood.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

Zorro mask. "What? I am wearing a mask."
Posted by: Biergood at April 15, 2020 01:40 PM (FQWHA)

Were you burned by acid or something?

Posted by: Fezzik at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (NgKpN)

no, no. I just find them very comfortable and think everyone will be wearing them in the future...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (8D42x)

162 "DON'T MAKE ME STUPID!"

"YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M STUPID!"

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (azg+y)

163

I will make my mask out of yellow felt. Cut into the shape of a six pointed star. Is that what they are looking for?

Posted by: imp at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (SFOr6)

164 Oh My God -- He got within 40 Fucking Feet Of me!!! I'm Gonna Die!!

*searches for a cross, garlic, a wooden stake, and holy water*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (Z4rgH)

165 They're trying to Kafka-trap Trump. Or anybody who would defy their power-grab over all human interaction and commerce. Free up an economy, one person dies, you're a murderer and a threat to societal welfare.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (H8QX8)

166 115 I mean, I tried to write "galavants" in the post.

I changed it to "bum around."

I meant galavant though.
Posted by: ace


how about prancing

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (d7Ww2)

167 Has Fredo the Lesser decided his gig at CNN is no longer unbearable? He'd better watch his step, or TPTB will replace him with Shep!


I can see it now: Shep!, Don Lemoan, and Andi Cooper. The CNN Trifecta of gay douchebaggery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (ptqGC)

168

2M in TO
https://tinyurl.com/rwrxsa2

A Toronto resident has found a clever new way to demonstrate just how difficult it is for pedestrians to follow social distancing rules while walking on Toronto streets.

In a video posted on YouTube, author, artist, and "urban geographer" Daniel Rotsztain puts his "social distancing machine" to the test to show exactly how much space is needed to maintain two metres of distance from other people.



It shows how idiotic the idea actually is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (8fB/R)

169 158: they deserve what they get.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (ieuPy)

170 I don't have a mask; I am wearing a scarf. Yesterday with a scarf and dark glasses (which have little rhinestones on the side) I looked like a feminine version of the Unabomber.

But my husband cut my hair with some buzzing implement so I look less frowsy. Did I mention that I have a wonderful husband?. He even made me laugh when I sat down to get my hair cut and he had a "Sweeny Todd Demon barber" look on his face. if I hadn't laughed and it had been a real look, I wouldn't be here now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (WI7YS)

171 and i still want a plague mask

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (d7Ww2)

172 165 They're trying to Kafka-trap Trump. Or anybody who would defy their power-grab over all human interaction and commerce. Free up an economy, one person dies, you're a murderer and a threat to societal welfare.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (H8QX


They will fail. Like every other time for the past 4 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (pS94+)

173 Would this count as going against the Family for Fredo? Or is it just embarrassing the family? Again.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (YQ0xj)

174 hogmartin and Eris are storming the castle in Lansing, MI today along with other like-minded patriots. If you would like to follow their adventures, hogmartin has been uploading videos to his YouTube channel:

https://tinyurl.com/hogmartin

And yes, it's snowing.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (/669Q)

175 Put, "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" on your mask.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (+0AKE)

176 Wait a sec -- Now we are shaming Fredo for visiting his own property, while being properly socially distant? Even if he is infected -- What's the proper distance? In the fucking grave?

I'm NOT on board with this shit.
Posted by: GnuBreed


That's not it at all. YOU don't get to make an edict that I HAVE TO FOLLOW and then exempt you and your family.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (GvEen)

177 I'm not gay but I do love to lick buttholes.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (CLteG)

178 In the land of the ill coiffed, the man who regularly used to go over a year without a haircut is king.

Sporting full Jewfro currently.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (icI8A)

179
You know what else is Highly Peculiar, statistically speaking?

There are 535 creatures in Congress* and their mortality rate for the chinese virus is 0%. What's more, not a single creature in Congress even got really sick.

What gives?

*Also thousands of Congressional staff who aren't mort.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (2ROZf)

180 Why not a Mandatory Hanibal Mask?

...or a Mandatory BA Mask?


It's not like Face was the best choice on the Team?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (azg+y)

181 how about prancing

Creepy lady cameltoe for the win!

Posted by: Prancercise at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (gd9RK)

182 Now we are shaming Fredo for visiting his own property, while being properly socially distant? Even if he is infected -- What's the proper distance? In the fucking grave?

I'm NOT on board with this shit.
Posted by: GnuBreed
--------

There are NOT two separate sets of rules. Fredo should not whine about being compelled to abide by the rules which he and his fellow-travelers have established, nor will I defend him for protesting said rules.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (sHVgQ)

183 When the 'roids hit you brain
Like a runaway train
That's -a- Cuomo

Posted by: Truecon at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (lcQJG)

184 I'll wear one made of cheesecloth.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM



I'm thinking about the commercial (Snickers I think) where the armored car robber is wearing a fishnet stocking.
Yeah...that.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (axyOa)

185 I've had it. I'm making plans to set out for Rivendell.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM

If you change that to Helm's Deep I'm with you

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (ZCEU2)

186 >> I absolutely think he has the right to go to his own property with his own wife.



What if his property were in another state?

Because that's how NYC'ers have been spreading the virus - they fled the city to their vacation homes and brought the Wu-flu with them.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)

187
Of course, why wouldn't Cuomo ignore the problem of his COVID?

The effects of a short-term upper respiratory infection have to pale in comparison to the cancer, bone-loss, and cardiac issues caused by the whole steroids-and-blow regimen he's clearly on.

DARK MYSTERIES OF CHINESE LUNG-ROT!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (hDNne)

188 I'll be a Pharaoh soon
Ruthless and callin the tune
Things will be different there
The sun will rise from here
I'll be 10 feet tall
And you'll be nothin at all

Sonic reducer ain't no loser.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (6/uwW)

189 Remember that Highlights cartoon, Goofus and Gallant? The Cuomos got a Goofus and a Fredo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (r+sAi)

190 175 Put, "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" on your mask.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (+0AKE)


"FRONT TOWARD ENEMA"

- - Don Small Bitter Fruit Lemon's maskie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (pS94+)

191 Will Nips be cool with a gimp mask?

Posted by: Angry Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (oVJmc)

192 Fredo is Alec Baldwin is Fredo

Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (u6xw0)

193 Not to brag, but I've had farts that were still potent at 40 ft, so you can prably still catch a virus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (+0AKE)

194 A Toronto resident has found a clever new way to demonstrate just how difficult it is for pedestrians to follow social distancing rules while walking on Toronto streets.

In a video posted on YouTube, author, artist, and "urban geographer" Daniel Rotsztain puts his "social distancing machine" to the test to show exactly how much space is needed to maintain two metres of distance from other people.


It shows how idiotic the idea actually is.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



M1 Garand. Fixed bayonet. Lunge. If the tip comes back red, they were too close.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (GvEen)

195 >>>171 and i still want a plague mask


they sell them at amazon. However, I would get one from etsy or something, made of some fabric that breaths. Or even real leather.

The amazon ones are made of something like polyurethane and they make your face sweat and the lenses over your eyes steam up.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

196 I meant galavant though.
Posted by: ace

how about prancing
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (d7Ww2)

Galavanting and Prancing are two very underutilized words considering the prevalence of soy boys today.

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (mrrpT)

197 Shouldn't the States be forced to remove ALL handrails?

How about benches and seating? Should they spike those like they do with Pigeons?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (azg+y)

198 I've already said, if masks become mandatory in public, I'm just wearing a gorilla mask. It's fully compliant.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (icI8A)

199 but i'm desperately hoping this doesn't come across as anti-Semitic. if so, delete the comment.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:42 PM (8D42x)
can i have a moment to really, REALLY laugh at myself?

was it Archer that was disturbed and amused at my nic the other day?

and now here i am, "sturm" being worried about being seen as possibly anti-Semitic"

sorry to derail a thread, just made me laugh as it crossed my mind.

and we could always make it a scarlet A

or scarlet C, perhaps.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (8D42x)

200 You know what else is Highly Peculiar, statistically speaking?
There are 535 creatures in Congress* and their mortality rate for the chinese virus is 0%. What's more, not a single creature in Congress even got really sick.
What gives?
----------

They're all on a steady diet of HCQ and Azithromicin.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (uEbPt)

201 'Fuck Cuomo' masks. Growth market.

Posted by: Angry Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (oVJmc)

202 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

203 EU antitrust chief Margrethe Vestager called for the revamping of European law to block Chinese state-owned firms from taking over vulnerable European businesses, the European news reports said.
Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (3aI0K)

We should be doing the same.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (VST+m)

204 There are 535 creatures in Congress* and their mortality rate for the chinese virus is 0%. What's more, not a single creature in Congress even got really sick.

What gives?

*Also thousands of Congressional staff who aren't mort.


Posted by: Soothsayer
----
$100 they are all taking HCQ, z-packs, & zinc??? Anyone???

Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (6oxBO)

205 Not to brag, but I've had farts that were still potent at 40 ft, so you can prably still catch a virus.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


If I can clear a room, I can infect one.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (GvEen)

206 You could just throw your Messenger Bag over your head?


Maybe some Duct Tape and a Croc?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (azg+y)

207 hogmartin has been uploading videos to his YouTube channel:


He's not showing Eris. He should show Eris.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (gd9RK)

208 204: not taking that bet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (ieuPy)

209 Neighborly advise for Fredo Cuomo:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

210 165 They're trying to Kafka-trap Trump. Or anybody who would defy their power-grab over all human interaction and commerce. Free up an economy, one person dies, you're a murderer and a threat to societal welfare.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (H8QX

Trump has neatly turned the tables on them though, by saying it's up to the governors. It's their call and if they delay opening too long or issue a bunch of stupid rules, people will blame them, not Trump.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (d6Ksn)

211 It's good to be the retarded brother of the king.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Oh you thought Democrats aren't doing the same thing with HCQ as they are with distancing and all their other rules?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (uEbPt)

213 Because Fredo Never had the Hong Kong Fluey ??

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (aNkIJ)

214
Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)

215 178 In the land of the ill coiffed, the man who regularly used to go over a year without a haircut is king.

Sporting full Jewfro currently.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (icI8A)

You and your 'hair privilege'....

I will say shaving my head for the past 20 years or so has been a money saver.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (l4C/z)

216 Chris Cuomo and Hunter Biden . We shouldn't let Dems breed.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2DOZq)

217

>>*"I don't want some jackass, loser, fat-tire biker being able to pull
over and get in my space and talk bulls--t to me, I don't want to hear
it," Cuomo raged.<<<


Hey, Fat, you can't just go around calling people fat. I'm serious, Fat, that's no joke.

Posted by: Joke Biden at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (yk557)

218 The amazon ones are made of something like polyurethane and they make your face sweat and the lenses over your eyes steam up.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7)
--------

*ponders asking ace how he knows this*

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (/669Q)

219 >>>That's either a violent threat or a sexual threat -- or both.

Guard your backhole, David.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (KnJdm)

220 hogmartin's been giving me a play-by-play. He and Eris have finally reached he Capitol. I asked him if Frau Goobenor has hanged herself yet.

His reply: "She is sequestered in the governor bunker, across the river. She makes periodic television statements. Sometimes you hear muffled thuds, and plaster rains down from the ceiling."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

221 no, no. I just find them very comfortable and think everyone will be wearing them in the future...
Posted by: SturmToddler
---------

Do you? Everyone?

Let's make a wager...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (sHVgQ)

222 My wife and I looked at a vacant house yesterday. The realtor had to take us through the house individually.

Yeah, stupid.






Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (u6xw0)

223 RE: "Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago: Ordered city to shut down, then instructed her hairstylist to break quarantine to come over and give her highlights. Defended this breach of her own order by saying that, being "in the public eye," her hair highlighting was an "essential service.""


If anyone wants, needs, to get a haircut, I suggest you find a way to escape to Switzerland. They are opening up in "Phase 1" on April 27th and one of the few categories that open that day are hairdressers.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (zqs/f)

224
His reply: "She is sequestered in the governor bunker, across the river. She makes periodic television statements. Sometimes you hear muffled thuds, and plaster rains down from the ceiling."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

LOL

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (sHVgQ)

225 The amazon ones are made of something like polyurethane and they make your face sweat and the lenses over your eyes steam up.


That is uncannily specific.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (gd9RK)

226
$100 they are all taking HCQ, z-packs, zinc??? Anyone???


Posted by: lin-duh


I have no doubt ALL the "elite" stocked up on the Trump pills and hoarded them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (2ROZf)

227 He's not showing Eris. He should show Eris.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (gd9RK)
-------

File your complaints with the Complaint Department. Which is not me.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (/669Q)

228 214
Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)

Does the second cousin of the step uncle of a friend's friend count?

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (90T4r)

229 I bet you could bully Fredo into a slow bulemic death.

Why you so fat, Bro? You cheating? Skipping your cardio?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (azg+y)

230 Don't get masks from amazon, those are made in China. The virus is probably pre-installed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (+0AKE)

231 Ann Coulter (yes I'm way sick of her shit too) did once remark how the environmental "preservation" movement took hold because the rich politico assholes didn't want their vista views spoiled.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (uEbPt)

232 Wear your mask over your junk.
How about this (female) Russian model??
https://tinyurl.com/t3djv8n

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (TQ/zJ)

233 My uncle drove a Galavant. Traded it for a Rambler.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)

234 hogmartin and Eris are storming the castle in Lansing, MI today along with other like-minded patriots. If you would like to follow their adventures, hogmartin has been uploading videos to his YouTube channel:

https://tinyurl.com/hogmartin

And yes, it's snowing.



Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM



I like the guy towing the boat!
Awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (axyOa)

235 I mean, I tried to write "galavants" in the post.

I changed it to "bum around."

I meant galavant though.
Posted by: ace


how about prancing
Posted by: nurse ratched


Mincing. Mincing ponce.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (GvEen)

236 Well, our touch-bag RINO gubna just extended our Wuhan AIDS Lung Flu lockdown another #2weeks to April 30th. AND threw in a couple of new directives for good measure.

FVCK THIS!

This is an open carry state.

People want to OPEN IDAHO.

NO ONE within 100 miles of me even has the Lung Flu.

NO ONE in our 400-bed Regional Hospital has it.

NOT ONE ventilator has been needed.

but BRAD 'little dick' LITTLE did nothing about letting DJ jazzy jeff and his entourage from flying into Sun Valley a month ago and infecting the entire state.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (377Zs)

237 213 Because Fredo Never had the Hong Kong Fluey ??
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (aNkIJ)


He caught it from Kathy Griffin... nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (pS94+)

238
They should market Scorpion and Sub-Zero masks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (hDNne)

239 This is obviously a set up job on Chris Cuomo. Everyone knows that the Hamptons are loaded with right-wing deplorables just waiting to take down a respected journalist.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (FTlwv)

240 Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Ignored social distancing rules and instructed her trainer to come over to watch her huff and puff as she lifted 5 pound dumbbells.

__________


"Ah, come on Ace -- you know we each weigh more than 5 pounds." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69


Please tell me the victim identified Cuomo in that criminal complaint as "Fredo" ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (1FyRy)

241 If one person gets sick and determines someone gave it to him, how is that person not open to a lawsuit?

It's legal in Cali.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (nBhUy)

242 238
They should market Scorpion and Sub-Zero masks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2020 01:52 PM (hDNne


Yesssssss

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (vs2ae)

243 how about prancing
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (d7Ww2),

Flouncing about.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (e1mEI)

244 225
The amazon ones are made of something like polyurethane and they make your face sweat and the lenses over your eyes steam up.





That is uncannily specific.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (gd9RK)

Rule 34. It is better to not inquire.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (KnJdm)

245 Don't get masks from amazon, those are made in China. The virus is probably pre-installed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Damn sure don't get them from Microsoft then.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (GvEen)

246 If Fredo had worn a mask, like anyone responsible should,

Would anyone have recognized the Plague Carrier was out and about?

I guess Fredo hates him family and wants to infect them all.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (+0uDE)

247
The amazon ones are made of something like polyurethane and they make your face sweat and the lenses over your eyes steam up.



Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7)


I ordered some masks from Etsy last week. They arrived FedEx today.....from Turkey. Yeah, I immediately threw them in the washer.

Nine Line is selling their house-made masks at cost. I've ordered from them, but they're back ordered. My grocery stores here are making wearing a mask a requirement for shopping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

248 Dear diary went on Amazon to buy a plague mask, but they're all made in China. What's a conscientious American to do?

Posted by: Regular joe at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (6/uwW)

249 243
how about prancing

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (d7Ww2),



Flouncing about.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (e1mEI)

Sashay.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (KnJdm)

250 That is uncannily specific.
Now lets not talk about Ace's peculiar sexual peccadilloes. He's an excellent blogger.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (r+sAi)

251 Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of
someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the
age of 70?


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)
No, but we'll see what happens after it hides in your nervous system for 10 years. It is made out of AIDS after all. Not trying to alarm anyone, but I dont trust this thing.

Posted by: drerbrerard at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (EA1BR)

252 Wasn't also Mayor Lightfoot in Illinois snapping pictures getting her hair done after ordering that work "non essential" and illegal to conduct?

These elites love their two sets of rules.

I don't think any of them take it all that serious besides the goal of ending capitalism.

Trump may be getting a boost in the blueish states just from the asshole way these Governors are conducting themselves.

Posted by: Blago at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (sjTfF)

253 I still don't personally know anyone with COVID19 period.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (6oxBO)

254 Been chainsaws and grinding since 8am across the street
Maybe clearing free fire zones not sure

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (ZCEU2)

255 I'll be a Pharaoh soon
Posted by: Regular joe at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM


Regular joe ...
(dum de dummmmmmm)
You'll be a Pharaoh soon ...

Posted by: Neil Diamond at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (DMUuz)

256 249 243
how about prancing

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (d7Ww2),



Flouncing about.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (e1mEI)

Sashay.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (KnJdm)


Mincing.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (90T4r)

257 Rivendell? The cheap condo part or the nice big ranch style manses on the golf course?

Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (RuIsu)

258 195 >>>171 and i still want a plague mask


they sell them at amazon. However, I would get one from etsy or something, made of some fabric that breaths. Or even real leather.

The amazon ones are made of something like polyurethane and they make your face sweat and the lenses over your eyes steam up.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7)


I had a link yesterday basically stating that masks are useless, unless they are like less than a micron mesh or something.

And people wearing scarves or homemade cloth ones are ridiculous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (pS94+)

259 Wow - Lansing! Go Hogmartin and Eris!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

260 Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)

I do. 56 YO, apparently healthy, and an x-ray tech.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (uEbPt)

261 What if his property were in another state?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 01:48 PM (bDqIh)


Time was you could travel without papers, state to state.

(I would have liked to have seen Montana)

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (mrrpT)

262 "GET AWAY FROM MY CAMARO!"

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (azg+y)

263 Don't get masks from amazon, those are made in China. The virus is probably pre-installed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


The ones I looked at on Amazon were made in Wuhan f**king China.

Hard. Pass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (ptqGC)

264 Still can't get into NFCU. Been trying since 8 this morning.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (JUOKG)

265 "This meathead has to do a couple of days in jail."Never happen because they are releasing people from jail right now.

Posted by: mer at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (or4l7)

266 I don't really believe this mouth breathing sub retard even has the virus; Fredo is just the kind of pitiable attention whore to make this kind of thing up.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (tRd71)

267 M1 Garand. Fixed bayonet. Lunge. If the tip comes back red, they were too close.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (GvEen)


I lol'd.

barbed wire even

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (8fB/R)

268 2M in TO
https://tinyurl.com/rwrxsa2

A Toronto resident has found a clever new way to demonstrate just how difficult it is for pedestrians to follow social distancing rules while walking on Toronto streets.

In a video posted on YouTube, author, artist, and "urban geographer" Daniel Rotsztain puts his "social distancing machine" to the test to show exactly how much space is needed to maintain two metres of distance from other people.


It shows how idiotic the idea actually is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (8fB/R)

2 meters is 6 and a half feet. Out rule is 6 feet. The extra 6 inches makes a big difference.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (zqs/f)

269 Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?
Posted by: Soothsayer


I don't know a single person that HAS IT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (GvEen)

270 Even a shitty mask helps remind you not to touch your face. I'm not for masks but I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (uEbPt)

271 The way I figure, if y'all are wearing masks, I don't have to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (vs2ae)

272 Put, "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" on your mask.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (+0AKE)

this is just brilliant.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (8D42x)

273 "this is really no way to treat a future neighbor."--John Edwards/

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (FTlwv)

274 Fat tire bike guy should have called him Fredo. He loves that.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (cCxiu)

275 2 meters is 6 and a half feet. Out rule is 6 feet.

The extra 6 inches makes a big difference.
Posted by: Serious Cat


That's what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (GvEen)

276 Fredo makes the case for IROC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (ieuPy)

277 Unless it's an N95, the masks out there don't protect you from others....it protects others from you.

In other words, rather pointless unless you are sick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (2BgZB)

278 258 I had a link yesterday basically stating that masks are useless, unless they are like less than a micron mesh or something.

And people wearing scarves or homemade cloth ones are ridiculous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (pS94+)

============

I believe that if it blocks water droplets, it's doing something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

279 Not to brag, but I've had farts that were still potent at 40 ft, so you can prably still catch a virus.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


If I can clear a room, I can infect one.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:49 PM (GvEen)

WHY did i read that in Rip Torn's voice ala, if you can dodge a wrench...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (8D42x)

280 So... it's like I can't call BACKSIES?!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (Eicbe)

281

People should start wearing Cuomo masks everywhere.

He really does have an actual clown face to begin with.

But show him out and about everywhere. With an occasional horsehead in the backdrop.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:56 PM (8fB/R)

282 And people wearing scarves or homemade cloth ones are ridiculous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (pS94+)

I have a couple of flecktarn triangular bandanas that I will wear. For turkey hunting. If mask become mandatory, I will wear those.

I want a punisher mask or a face colander with N95 insert.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (KnJdm)

283
I'll bet Fredo's a repressed homo. Just kinda get that vibe, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (hDNne)

284 >>I had a link yesterday basically stating that masks are useless, unless they are like less than a micron mesh or something.


Even if they are the useful ones, hand them out to Congress and see what happens.

...and thems be the elites.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (Jg90l)

285 They think the corona virus that causes feline infectious peritonitis (FIP) in cats lives in the host for years before it causes the cat's immune system to attack it's abdominal cavity. It's also 100% fatal.

If it ever jumps species, we be Fredo'ed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (+0AKE)

286 I'm pretty sure the virvus is metric.

Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (RuIsu)

287 I will say shaving my head for the past 20 years or so has been a money saver.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (l4C/z)


I do a pretty good lookin' buzz cut, and have done so for most of the last 15 years. Maybe 3 trips to the barber, for special occasions.

Leaves me with moar money for hookers, blow, and fast cars. I hate wasting money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (Z4rgH)

288 2 meters is 6 and a half feet. Out rule is 6 feet. The extra 6 inches makes a big difference.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM



That's what I keep telling Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)

289 Sad to see so many commenters on Detroit Free Press FB site are opposed to the protest -- opposed to liberty -- and fools for the state.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 15, 2020 01:41 PM (8W8YU)
--------------------
Sadly, it is that reaction that makes me realize that Trump's presidency will probably end up only being a slight detour on the road to oblivion for America, rather than the U-turn in the opposite direction that it should be.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (ch6++)

290 Go long on Hoop Skirts for the Fall.


Big money to be made in Social Distance Fashion.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 01:58 PM (Jg90l)

291 253 I still don't personally know anyone with COVID19 period.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (6oxBO)

Neither do I.

Posted by: Golf at April 15, 2020 01:58 PM (88xKn)

292 270 Even a shitty mask helps remind you not to touch your face. I'm not for masks but I'm just saying.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (uEbPt)

I tried wearing a mask for a bit and I was touching my face non stop because of it. Always adjusting and generally just annoyed with it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 15, 2020 01:58 PM (Wm5SB)

293 It shows how idiotic the idea actually is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 01:46 PM (8fB/R)

2 meters is 6 and a half feet. Out rule is 6 feet. The extra 6 inches makes a big difference.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM (zqs/f)

Yeah, that's what she said...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

294 If we're bringing back masks, we should bring back hats too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:58 PM (+0AKE)

295 Flouncing about.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (e1mEI)

Sashay.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (KnJdm)

That's it.

Say something like a sissygirl.
No...you know... swing...your...hips...
Make them sway and flap your wings.

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (mrrpT)

296 That Xi Jinping is such a kill-joy.
Or is he projecting his latent intersectional tendencies.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (3aI0K)

297 289

Sadly, it is that reaction that makes me realize that Trump's presidency will probably end up only being a slight detour on the road to oblivion for America, rather than the U-turn in the opposite direction that it should be.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (ch6++)


The Road to Utopia. At the end, lies a death camp.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (90T4r)

298 288
2 meters is 6 and a half feet. Out rule is 6 feet. The extra 6 inches makes a big difference.



Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 01:55 PM







That's what I keep telling Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)

It works for Bill Kristol.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (KnJdm)

299 And people wearing scarves or homemade cloth ones are ridiculous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:54 PM (pS94+)

I have a couple of flecktarn triangular bandanas that I will wear. For turkey hunting. If mask become mandatory, I will wear those.

I want a punisher mask or a face colander with N95 insert.
Posted by: flounder


Jason mask and a machete.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GvEen)

300 I figured litigation was coming soon in this sordid COVID pandemic.

If one person gets sick and determines someone gave it to him, how is that person not open to a lawsuit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
........

Which is why places like restaurants will not be opening again anytime soon.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (CjFDo)

301 If you wear a Scorpion mask though, remember, you need to tell people "STAY OVER THERE!"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (icI8A)

302 214
Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)


Sailor on the Teddy Roosevelt died the other day. I have to assume he was in reasonably good shape and not that old.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GhGb5)

303 Anyone remember the cartoon M.A.S.K?
If I'm needing to wear a mask, I at least want one that can do some cool shit.
And maybe get a motorcycle that turns into a helicopter.

Posted by: strolling down memory lane, while observing social distancing rules at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (yk557)

304 I don't know a single person that HAS IT.
Posted by: rickb223

______________

I don't either, I know a few that suspect they have had it. Flu like symptoms, no big deal. Doctor wouldn't give them a test

You would think by now everyone would know someone that has it.

Posted by: Blago at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (sjTfF)

305 287 I will say shaving my head for the past 20 years or so has been a money saver.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (l4C/z)

I do a pretty good lookin' buzz cut, and have done so for most of the last 15 years. Maybe 3 trips to the barber, for special occasions.

Leaves me with moar money for hookers, blow, and fast cars. I hate wasting money.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (Z4rgH)

LOL, I'm growing the Ponytail back.

Started a few months ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (NgKpN)

306 I'm pretty sure the virvus is metric.


Well, it's communist so...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (gd9RK)

307 Um, I hate cuomo, but what harm was he doing if he was not approaching other people. Fredo is an asshole and so is the guy on the bike for harassing him.

Posted by: Doug at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (uBKAQ)

308
Sounds like the Democrats and Fake News are gonna make the following absurd demands before we can even think about opening the Country:

1. Must first have a Vaccine
2. Everyone must be tested
3. Every single person must have X number of masks.

If what I predict is accurate, any one of these 3 demands are unrealistic AND unhelpful.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (2ROZf)

309 Texted my family two and a half weeks ago about the CDC was about to change the rules about masks the next week (which the CDC did), and asked if anyone with a sewing machine could sew me a couple of masks?

Sister said sure!

Still waiting. I managed to hand sew a mask myself.

If no one said anything, I would have ordered them on line instead.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (+0uDE)

310

Been wearing my surgical masks from near the beginning and got strange looks, now I fit in. At least mine are comfortable.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (8fB/R)

311 If we're bringing back masks, we should bring back hats too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Cowboy hat pulled down low.
Bandanna pulled up over nose.
*enters bank.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (GvEen)

312 Here in Duval county, we have 14 deaths. That's it, 14 people. All of this is stupid.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (88xKn)

313 Jason mask and a machete.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GvEen)

Or Pennywise the Clown.

That will encourage social distancing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (KnJdm)

314 "I'm so proud to endorse Joe Biden for President of the United States. And that's why I'm asking you to pitch in $5 to his campaign" Obama wrote in the campaign cash pitch that was issued on Tuesday afternoon.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (3aI0K)

315 Trump should make the Press wear masks to his briefings,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (dKiJG)

316 The extra 6 inches makes a big difference.
That's what she said!

Posted by: michael scott at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (TQ/zJ)

317 Omg. This mask tho:

https://tinyurl.com/vr3cytn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

318 "Even if they are the useful ones, hand them out to Congress and see what happens.



...and thems be the elites.

Posted by: garrett "



When the CNN expert panels and WH press corps statr wearing them then I will pay some attention.

But they wont. It's all useless BS and they know it. Another way to humiliate and humble the deplorables.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (MxEKc)

319 We don't have vaccine for SARS-COV-1 and it was identified in 2003.

Don't hold your breath for a SARS-COV-2 vaccine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (+0AKE)

320 Went to the grocery store for the first time in weeks wearing my homemade dinner napkin mask... Friggin thing kept falling down.. Less than half of the people had masks on.. They had most things but no TP, hand sanitizer, or flour.. Not sure why they haven't had flour

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (5bxa0)

321 LOL, I'm growing the Ponytail back.

Started a few months ago.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (NgKpN)


I have a really nice mullet growing out...circa 1995.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (377Zs)

322 307
Um, I hate cuomo, but what harm was he doing if he was not approaching
other people. Fredo is an asshole and so is the guy on the bike for
harassing him.

Posted by: Doug at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (uBKAQ)

The asshole of my asshole is my not-asshole.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

323 no, no. I just find them very comfortable and think everyone will be wearing them in the future...
Posted by: SturmToddler
---------

Do you? Everyone?

Let's make a wager...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 01:51 PM (sHVgQ)

i knew i should have signed that "Dredd Pirate Roberts"...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (8D42x)

324 Fraido!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (gLvCH)

325 Heard on radio news this morning a sailor on one of the Navy ships did die from Covid-19

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (ZCEU2)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

327 312 Here in Duval county, we have 14 deaths. That's it, 14 people. All of this is stupid.
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (88xKn)

My County in Calif?

5 deaths, 80 known cases.

Out of 275,000 people.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

328
Um, I hate cuomo, but what harm was he doing if he
was not approaching other people. Fredo is an asshole and so is the
guy on the bike for harassing him.


Posted by: Doug


Do you watch him every day?
Do you know that Fredo Cuomo spends hours a day on TV supposedly in isolation in his garage talking about how sick he is and this is way it is for all of us from now on?


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (2ROZf)

329 The italicans are invading!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (vs2ae)

330 >>Even a shitty mask helps remind you not to touch your face. I'm not for masks but I'm just saying.


They actually make you touch your face more.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (azg+y)

331 319 We don't have vaccine for SARS-COV-1 and it was identified in 2003.

Don't hold your breath for a SARS-COV-2 vaccine.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (+0AKE)

Just hold your breath.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (90T4r)

332 Or Pennywise the Clown.

That will encourage social distancing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (KnJdm)

Freddy Krueger. Bonus points for the glove.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (VST+m)

333

I don't know who said

Xi NN first, but this is a keeper.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (8fB/R)

334 Phew! It was not me.

*points at JC. Idaho bot.*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (KnJdm)

335 283
I'll bet Fredo's a repressed homo. Just kinda get that vibe, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM (hDNne)


The gym selfies are kind of a tell. Definitely overcompensates with the macho display.

Latent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (pS94+)

336
Omg. This mask tho:

https://tinyurl.com/vr3cytn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

------

Heh. reminds me of when I was a teenager, and my friend gave me a hookah-style bong constructed from a 1-liter Jager bottle, with the shooter sized ones for mouthpieces.

That thing was actually pretty cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (hDNne)

337 They actually make you touch your face more.

Yup.. I'm evidence of that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (5bxa0)

338 I have a super strong immune system. As well.as.a.big brain. And spectacular genitalia

Posted by: Regular joe at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (6/uwW)

339 I figured litigation was coming soon in this sordid COVID pandemic.

If one person gets sick and determines someone gave it to him, how is that person not open to a lawsuit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Can we do the same for the flu? Because someone had to pass it to me to begin with.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (GvEen)

340
307 Um, I hate cuomo, but what harm was he doing if he was not approaching other people. Fredo is an asshole and so is the guy on the bike for harassing him.
Posted by: Doug at April 15, 2020 02:00 PM (uBKAQ)

-----

Except the family he dragged with him in an enclosed car and breathed his virus laden breath on for how long?

Yes, if he was shedding virus, they are infected now.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (+0uDE)

341 The extra 6 inches makes a big difference.
That is what she said!

Posted by: amy schumer at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (TQ/zJ)

342 JCinIdaho. You and your ponytail need to climb in the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

343 Not sure why they haven't had flour
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM

Rosie O'Donnell date nights in quarantine are a bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (gLvCH)

344 What if his property were in another state?

Because that's how NYC'ers have been spreading the virus - they fled the city to their vacation homes and brought the Wu-flu with them.
Posted by: Lizzy


That certainly explains the problems in several counties in Florida.

Cuomo, what can you say?

The old man was an arrogant and obnoxious jerk, and he fathered two sons that are are just the same.

Forget it Jake. It's New York.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (vcOmj)

345 Even a shitty mask helps remind you not to touch your face. I'm not for masks but I'm just saying.


They actually make you touch your face more.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (azg+y)


hehe, yes.

When Tucker showed that doctor that is always on Fox getting tested live, that doctor was even touching his mask...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (8fB/R)

346
Fredo = Fey, d'oh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (pS94+)

347 Every aspect and detail of this story is warped.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (puu6v)

348 Shit! I know I put it in correctly...

*hangs head*

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (377Zs)

349 *points at JC. Idaho bot.*


Yeah, what up with you peeps? Does the Barrel not seem like punishment these days?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (gd9RK)

350 Because that's how NYC'ers have been spreading the virus - they fled the city to their vacation homes and brought the Wu-flu with them.

-

(waves from NC)

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (41rs/)

351 Even a shitty mask helps remind you not to touch your face. I'm not for masks but I'm just saying.


They actually make you touch your face more.
Posted by: garrett


Wear glasses.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (GvEen)

352 157
I'll wear one made of cheesecloth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:45 PM (pS94+)


If it comes to that out my way, I'll make one from window screening. Prolly be N-0.0001 grade.

Think of it as proto-colander.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (di1hb)

353 They think the corona virus that causes feline infectious peritonitis (FIP) in cats lives in the host for years before it causes the cat's immune system to attack it's abdominal cavity. It's also 100% fatal.

If it ever jumps species, we be Fredo'ed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 01:57 PM


That's almost as horrifying as the Trump Presidency!!

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (DMUuz)

354 Well, Chris Cuomo has some anger issues, doesn't he?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (WI7YS)

355 Flour? What the hell is that stuff for anyway?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (+0AKE)

356 "Do you know who I am? No? Well let's just say I'm more important than you and let the hair go with the hide.' Thais was in Georgia right? Cause that's what they say in Georgia when they are 'done' with you.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (XhWtx)

357 Trump should make the Press wear masks to his briefings,
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio

Should make them log in remotely to monitors on the chairs. Then decorate the monitors with ridiculous hats that identify the networks (justifying the ridiculous hats).

Posted by: Biergood at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (FQWHA)

358 wow. everyone has REALLY long hair in here.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (377Zs)

359 You know...all the moody detectives just shoot the fucking TV.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (84Pcq)

360 348 Shit! I know I put it in correctly...

*hangs head*
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (377Zs)


Now THAT is some low hanging fruit!!

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (90T4r)

361 Is Fredo going to obey his big brother's order to wear a mask now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

362 Yeah, what up with you peeps? Does the Barrel not seem like punishment these days?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (gd9RK)

Desperate for a change of scenery.

Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (qLs5f)

363 Though I am tempted to go into the store wearing a Mask, Scrubs and Latex Gloves and buy the largest tub of Vaseline they have.


...and maybe an Avocado.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (azg+y)

364 >>his is obviously a set up job on Chris Cuomo. Everyone knows that the Hamptons are loaded with right-wing deplorables just waiting to take down a respected journalist.


I've seen that the locals are extremely pissed because people like Cuomo, who have a vacation home there, flooded in and emptied all of the grocery stores, and some of them knowingly brought the virus with them. For example, there was some Instagram influencer chick who was diagnosed in NYC, and then she starts posing photos with her family from their Hamptons home.

In addition to this being an elite vs. normie thing (Cuomo thinks he's entitled because he's a VIP) this is a class thing. It's easy for a governor or other government official to demand 'shelter-in-place' when they have a huge home (and vacation homes) while most do not, and the poorer may also be sharing their small home/apartment with a lot of family.

I'm sorry Chris got stir crazy and wanted to be outdoors - I don't agree with policing what people can do on their own d@mn property.

However, there has been too much 'rules are for the other people' behavior, particularly when it comes to the idea that "shelter in place" = feel free to shelter in one of your multiple places with no regard for the obvious fact that this defies the intent of the rule. Especially if you've been diagnosed as having Wu-flu.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

365 I wonder if a supply of 100 or so Subs "R" Us full face leather masks will work for Corona. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (FBu6l)

366 349 *points at JC. Idaho bot.*


Yeah, what up with you peeps? Does the Barrel not seem like punishment these days?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (gd9RK)

Well, the barrel DOES count for social distancing!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (NgKpN)

367 Not sure why they haven't had flour
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (5bxa0)


my store, same thing

I had to order it from elsewhere.

Amazon had the whole foods brand online a while ago, then ran out.

Strange.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (8fB/R)

368 Can one contract the coronavirus by slugging a known positive carrier in the jaw?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: scottst at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (ojBxe)

369 If you go in the barrel, you should be forced to listen to Celine Dion or Yoko Ono.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 02:07 PM (88xKn)

370 Well, Chris Cuomo has some anger issues, doesn't he?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (WI7YS)


I think it's the 'roids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

371 Um, I hate cuomo, but what harm was he doing if he was not approaching other people.

Posted by: Doug


Ask that same question to a lot of fucked over and locked down New Yorkers. Why do they have to comply if he isn't?

Because he's the governor's brother?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:07 PM (GvEen)

372 I like the mandatory masks for the presstitutes.

Then just repeatedly say 'I can't understand you!'

Then they pull their mask down and the SS drags them by the hair out of the White House and beats the shit out of them on the lawn while screaming 'Are you fucking retarded?!?'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 02:07 PM (vs2ae)

373 Trump should make the Press wear masks to his briefings,
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (dKiJG)
---
He should wear one and speak through it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:07 PM (Eicbe)

374 (waves from NC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 02:05 PM (41rs/)

Don't think we here in NC are safe. They're stopping here, too. Real estate agent friend sold a house last week to a NY'er and who paid cash. Her friend closed on 5 in one week.

Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (qLs5f)

375 Trump should come out wearing a Darth Vader mask.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (+0AKE)

376 If you go in the barrel, you should be forced to listen to Celine Dion or Yoko Ono.

Minnie Riperton....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (5bxa0)

377 Masks won't help with what's inside Teh Barrel.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (yk557)

378 Southampton? Fire Hydrant Head Zucker is paying Fredo too much.

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (r1mci)

379 >> I like the mandatory masks for the presstitutes.

And Interns!

Sorry, Miss. I was trying to read your lips.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (azg+y)

380 Like in the movies, the rope is fraying a single strand at a time.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...whistling the thrme to the Andy Griffith show while I clean my guns at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (xyWzI)

381 Though I am tempted to go into the store wearing a Mask, Scrubs and Latex Gloves and buy the largest tub of Vaseline they have.


...and maybe an Avocado.

-

Back when cameras used film I would always buy rope, rubber gloves, and duct tape whenever I bought B&W film.

It was always sort of boring when I began buying bulk and loading my own.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (41rs/)

382
I absolutely think he has the right to go to his own property with his own wife.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 01:32 PM (lwiT4)





And make an ass of himself by preening, strutting and gloating about
his Lung AIDS victim status as a way to shame others into staying
indoors. But then he goes out and galavants to his heart's content but
gets indignant when called out on it?



Sort of just like the media when Trump played the videotape and shoved their lies down their throats.



Sorry Grammie. Fredo has no excuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:34 PM (pS94+)



Gotta agree with grammie. He has the right to visit his own property, and has violated no law.

And we have the right to mock him mercilessly for hypocricy and for being an unmitigated, cocksucking, selfish asshole.
And if he gets to within shouting range of someone who later picks up the Chinese Lung AIDS, they have the right to drag him into court for endangering them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (EGyGV)

383 Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)

Sailor on the Teddy Roosevelt died the other day. I have to assume he was in reasonably good shape and not that old.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GhGb5)

remembering my time in the navy, not exactly a reasonable assumption.

*thinking of the 300 pound MM that "died", read was sacrificed, in a simulated CONFLAG during INSURV...*

and JC to the barrel please, JC to the barrel, your "seat" is ready

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (8D42x)

384 I briefly saw some numbnuts reporter on TV this morning in a shot next to a pasture floating the next scare (imminent food shortages). He's all by himself, cattle in the pasture behind him, and he's wearing a mask. Cut back to the studio, none of the show hosts are wearing masks.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (VST+m)

385
Trump should make the Press wear masks to his briefings,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (dKiJG)

---

He should wear one and speak through it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:07 PM (Eicbe)


He should wear a Darth Vader mask. "Acosta, I am your master."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

386 Did Fredo ever confirm (with a dr.'s test) that he actually has the Wuhan Flu?

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

387 376 If you go in the barrel, you should be forced to listen to Celine Dion or Yoko Ono.

Minnie Riperton....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (5bxa0)

You mean we get a change from Zappa?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (NgKpN)

388 I had to order it from elsewhere.
Amazon had the whole foods brand online a while ago, then ran out.
Strange.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (8fB/R)


Our fault. We had a bread competition with the 6 kids and their wives, husbands, significant others a week or so back. Make what you want, post the pictures, and see who had the best looking loaf.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (GhGb5)

389 I have my USAF issued gas mask in the truck for first place its mandatory. But should give it a test run on a trip for a gallon of milk.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (ZCEU2)

390 Trump should come out wearing a Darth Vader mask.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (+0AKE)


Lol, was going to say Dick Cheney missed his chance!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (8fB/R)

391 Nurse, I recommend the website for Ca' Del Sol in Venice for a "doctor of the plague" mask. I got one there a few years ago. I doubt it would arrive very quickly, though.
cadelsolmascherevenezia.com

Posted by: George Kaplan at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (MX4n0)

392 Who the hell is Joe Biden?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (FBu6l)

393 I am here in Lansing too. Just passed the Michigan Historical Museum

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (Z1Gfv)

394 376 If you go in the barrel, you should be forced to listen to Celine Dion or Yoko Ono.

Minnie Riperton....
Posted by: It's me donna

burt bacharach

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (d7Ww2)

395 The chloroquine made him say it!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (Ndje9)

396 Yeah, what up with you peeps? Does the Barrel not seem like punishment these days?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:04 PM (gd9RK)

Desperate for a change of scenery.
Posted by: Deep State 368


Once we realized that that was what he wanted, No barrel for you!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (GvEen)

397 Not wearing a fucking mask.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (ieuPy)

398 "I never said it. I never meant it."

LOL. It's like Bart Simpson saying, "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me. You can't prove it."

Cuomo's the biggest idiot I have ever seen and that includes Rex Tillerson.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (Q3oNv)

399 At a population of ~330 million with , as of today, 617,628 cases that equals 1 out of every 534 people. I don't think I know that many people. I knew one who supposedly died from it.

Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (f4xAl)

400 Masks won't help with what's inside Teh Barrel.
Posted by: Teh Barrel at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (yk557)
+++++++++++
Need a full infectious disease space suit like they have in the movies when the CDC responds to something.*

* Not like the reality, which is apparently incompetent people in suits who lie and screw up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (hYcqw)

401 Um, I hate cuomo, but what harm was he doing if he was not approaching other people.

Posted by: Doug
---
If you listen to the Tim Pool vid, around the Easter incident, CNN ran a story about whether Cuomo need to still stay confined, and Dr. Sanjay Gupta said tough it out. And Cuomo affirmed that it was for the better.

This is reality TV, not news.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (Eicbe)

402 >>Back when cameras used film I would always buy rope, rubber gloves, and duct tape whenever I bought B&W film.


Back when I was a night stocker at a 24 hour grocery, I loved checking out people like you!

Gave me something to laugh about all night.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (azg+y)

403 368 Can one contract the coronavirus by slugging a known positive carrier in the jaw?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: scottst at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (ojBxe)


1. Hit the jaw, not the chin.
2. Stand upwind, if possible.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (di1hb)

404 Why aren't all the Communist News Network anchors wearing masks on air, don't they want to set a example?

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (ZCEU2)

405 whenever I bought B&W film.

It was always sort of boring when I began buying bulk and loading my own.



Huh. I've been thinking about whether there's a way to find a darkroom around here a lot lately. I miss that. I haven't heard "load your own" in that context in ages.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (gd9RK)

406 Oh not at all. I gotta figure out how to make the point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (pS94+)

Wear a Fu Manchu mask

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (P4Pk9)

407 I briefly saw some numbnuts reporter on TV this
morning in a shot next to a pasture floating the next scare (imminent
food shortages). He's all by himself, cattle in the pasture behind him,
and he's wearing a mask. Cut back to the studio, none of the show hosts
are wearing masks.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (VST+m)


Good grief, so are the Weather Channel idiots. One guy is visiting a scene of death and destruction from one of the many tornadoes, and he's wearing a mask and gloves, all alone amid the remains of a house, and standing twenty feet away from his camerman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

408 Don't think we here in NC are safe. They're stopping here, too. Real estate agent friend sold a house last week to a NY'er and who paid cash. Her friend closed on 5 in one week.

-

No, that was the point. I live in a rural area outside of Charlotte. Five of my seven neighbors are from NY.

They have discovered the rural properties.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (41rs/)

409 I have my USAF issued gas mask in the truck for first place its mandatory. But should give it a test run on a trip for a gallon of milk.
Posted by: Skip


Wear fatigues and open carry an M4gery.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (GvEen)

410 382 Gotta agree with grammie. He has the right to visit his own property, and has violated no law.

And we have the right to mock him mercilessly for hypocricy and for being an unmitigated, cocksucking, selfish asshole.
And if he gets to within shouting range of someone who later picks up the Chinese Lung AIDS, they have the right to drag him into court for endangering them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (EGyGV)


The issue is not his going to his property. The issue is his making a big deal of quarantining himself and then sneaking out and getting caught by someone who called it out on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (pS94+)

411 I briefly saw some numbnuts reporter on TV this morning in a shot next to a pasture floating the next scare (imminent food shortages). He's all by himself, cattle in the pasture behind him, and he's wearing a mask. Cut back to the studio, none of the show hosts are wearing masks.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (VST+m)



the stories are abound
dumping milk
meat processing plants getting virus and having to shut down

etc

They are trying to keep the panic going because it is petering out right now.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (8fB/R)

412 Why aren't all the Communist News Network anchors wearing masks on air, don't they want to set a example?
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (ZCEU2)
++++++++++++
Like the MI gov's highlights, they're "essential."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (hYcqw)

413 Masks,

I made one out of an old t-shirt, cut off the bottom foot, and cut it at the seam. Fold it over once, and then tie the ends together behind my neck. Not great looking, but it works.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (+0uDE)

414
Sailor on the Teddy Roosevelt died the other day. I have to assume he was in reasonably good shape and not that old.



Posted by: moon_over_vermont


Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't bet my left nut on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (2ROZf)

415 >>Not wearing a fucking mask.


It all depends on the event, really.

A proper masquerade and I'll wear the fucking mask.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (azg+y)

416 406 Oh not at all. I gotta figure out how to make the point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:43 PM (pS94+)

Wear a Fu Manchu mask
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (P4Pk9)


Fu Man-Jew, in my case.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (pS94+)

417 And we have the right to mock him mercilessly for hypocricy and for being an unmitigated, cocksucking, selfish asshole.
And if he gets to within shouting range of someone who later picks up the Chinese Lung AIDS, they have the right to drag him into court for endangering them.

------------

Everything about that is American.

Including the part of going to court - so America.

Andrew Jackson weeps.

Posted by: SH at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (sX1BW)

418 260 Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)

Wisconsin guy in his 30's who recently moved to NYC. Healthy and fit, not a smoker. Taken to a Manhattan hospital via ambulance and died that evening.

Also, I guess a newborn died of it in Chicago. That's the only infant death I've heard of, but it freaked out my nephew's wife. Their baby was born a month ago. (I don't know if the baby who died had other health issues though. Could have been a premie who was already vulnerable.)

It seems like Wuhan flu is fatal to a very small percentage of healthy, non-elderly people.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (d6Ksn)

419 I have determined Mr. Cuomo is a Democrat and thus had no INTENT to break quarantine and thus broke no law as far as any reasonable prosecutor could be concerned.

I have further determined that this other guy that filed the complaint is a regular guy and thus should be investigated as a Russian Agent.

Posted by: James "Not a Pedo" Comey at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (dYe5S)

420 ...and maybe an Avocado.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM


Hermano!

Posted by: Beto! Soon to be Your Gun Czar! at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (DMUuz)

421 Don't think we here in NC are safe. They're stopping here, too. Real estate agent friend sold a house last week to a NY'er and who paid cash. Her friend closed on 5 in one week.
Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (qLs5f)
++++++++++
I envy you.
My folks' house is on the market, where it will stay for a goodly while. Governor pole-ass has "advised" that in-person real estate showings be suspended because of the COVID.

The house is vacant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (hYcqw)

422 Then they pull their mask down and the SS drags them by the hair out
of the White House and beats the shit out of them on the lawn while
screaming 'Are you fucking retarded?!?'

Do you have a circular to which I may subscribe?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (TQ/zJ)

423 I keep a tattered light duty use 3-M mask in my jacket pocket if someone says something to me while getting my daily DD.

(a certain look deters that nonsense.)

My DD girls love me. They don't give me a hard time. Besides they have a mask and the nevau hanging spit/snot guard protecting them.



Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (u6xw0)

424 Why aren't all the Communist News Network anchors wearing masks on air, don't they want to set a example?

Might have been here, but someone proposed it be called Xi NN.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (Ibwur)

425 393 I am here in Lansing too. Just passed the Michigan Historical Museum
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM (Z1Gfv)


I would be in Lansing, but I've got to help spoon out 200 portions of beef stroganoff and chicken pot pie for the restaurant to have ready for pickup today.

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (mrrpT)

426 If you go in the barrel, you should be forced to listen to Celine Dion or Yoko Ono.

Minnie Riperton....
Posted by: It's me donna

burt bacharach

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 02:09 PM



All Zappa, All the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (axyOa)

427
Incidentally, the voice of Brainy Smurf is smurf. Not chinese flu related.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (2ROZf)

428 377
Masks won't help with what's inside Teh Barrel.


Posted by: Teh Barrel at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (yk557)

I caught barrel cooties.

Posted by: Coronavirus at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (KnJdm)

429 Social restrictions and lockdown measures in France
due to the coronavirus have pushed reconstruction for Paris' Notre Dame
Cathedral even further, despite already running months behind schedule.

.. those PRC heathens

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (3aI0K)

430 Though I am tempted to go into the store wearing a Mask, Scrubs and Latex Gloves and buy the largest tub of Vaseline they have.


...and maybe an Avocado.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (azg+y)


The Standard Order? Try a little variation, like a grapefruit. THAT will get them a wonderin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (Z4rgH)

431 Then they pull their mask down and the SS drags them by the hair out
of the White House and beats the shit out of them on the lawn while
screaming 'Are you fucking retarded?!?'


Do you have a circular to which I may subscribe?
Posted by: andycanuck


Or a pay per view channel?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (GvEen)

432 418 260 Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)

Wisconsin guy in his 30's who recently moved to NYC. Healthy and fit, not a smoker. Taken to a Manhattan hospital via ambulance and died that evening.

Also, I guess a newborn died of it in Chicago. That's the only infant death I've heard of, but it freaked out my nephew's wife. Their baby was born a month ago. (I don't know if the baby who died had other health issues though. Could have been a premie who was already vulnerable.)

It seems like Wuhan flu is fatal to a very small percentage of healthy, non-elderly people.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (d6Ksn)


The outliers will be made into a propaganda tool to scare the shit out of everyone. Young and seemingly healthy people do die of things like flu. Not unusual.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (pS94+)

433 418

It seems like Wuhan flu is fatal to a very small percentage of healthy, non-elderly people.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:12 PM (d6Ksn)


So, like the flu.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 02:14 PM (90T4r)

434 385
Trump should make the Press wear masks to his briefings,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 02:01 PM (dKiJG)

---

He should wear one and speak through it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:07 PM (Eicbe)

He should wear a Darth Vader mask. "Acosta, I am your master."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)


His hair would look better once he takes it off.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2020 02:14 PM (G2zl5)

435 OT/. I am listening to these three broads talking about how wonderful and classy Obama was and how Trump is just evil and puts children in cages who'll never find their parents again!

SMDH

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (pGrg3)

436 Huh. I've been thinking about whether there's a way to find a darkroom around here a lot lately. I miss that. I haven't heard "load your own" in that context in ages.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (gd9RK)

-


I would bet $500 there are hipsters running artisianal darkrooms in most big cities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (41rs/)

437

Trump Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Tickets Among Stimulus Checks

Babylon Bee

Love these guys.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (8fB/R)

438 The issue is not his going to his property. The issue is his making a big deal of quarantining himself and then sneaking out and getting caught by someone who called it out on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 02:11 PM (pS94+)

I think the whole thing is dumb, but isn't someone who is sick and "quarantined" not supposed to cavort with their family members? I thought they were supposed to be sealed off from everyone (like in a basement)?

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

439 OT/. I am listening to these three broads talking about how wonderful and classy Obama was and how Trump is just evil and puts children in cages who'll never find their parents again!

SMDH
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (pGrg3)
+++++++++++
Still on about the Obama cages, huh? Oy vey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (hYcqw)

440
Wisconsin guy in his 30's who recently moved to NYC.
Healthy and fit, not a smoker. Taken to a Manhattan hospital via
ambulance and died that evening.



Posted by: Donna


I'm not saying I doubt you, but I find this story dubious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (2ROZf)

441 hogmartin and Eris are storming the castle in Lansing, MI today along with other like-minded patriots. If you would like to follow their adventures, hogmartin has been uploading videos to his YouTube channel:

https://tinyurl.com/hogmartin

And yes, it's snowing.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 01:47 PM (/669Q)


that's a lot of people !

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (zr5Kq)

442 Why aren't all the Communist News Network anchors wearing masks on air, don't they want to set a example?



Local Seattle media betters are doing broadcasts from their homes while wearing masks around their necks.
Mrs D be like, WTF? It's inside your house idiot!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (axyOa)

443 >>>Back when I was a night stocker at a 24 hour grocery, I loved checking out people like you!



Gave me something to laugh about all night.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (azg+y)<<<
Back when I was a night stalker... uh... wait... nevermind.

Posted by: Joke Biden at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (yk557)

444 435 OT/. I am listening to these three broads talking about how wonderful and classy Obama was and how Trump is just evil and puts children in cages who'll never find their parents again!

SMDH

Barf... I'g give anything for Barry to have to pay for all the crimes he committed...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (5bxa0)

445 Portland Filled With Unemployed, Masked People Just Like Always

babylon bee

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (8fB/R)

446 Eye masks can be kinky. That Paula Reid will look good in one.

Posted by: Paolo at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (MxEKc)

447 Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok.

The Kennedy's issued a statement disagreeing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (r+sAi)

448 Wisconsin guy in his 30's who recently moved to NYC. Healthy and fit, not a smoker. Taken to a Manhattan hospital via ambulance and died that evening.


-

I'm betting if there was a follow up we'd learn that he had an undiagnosed heart problem or something similar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (41rs/)

449 I think the whole thing is dumb, but isn't someone who is sick and "quarantined" not supposed to cavort with their family members? I thought they were supposed to be sealed off from everyone (like in a basement)?
Posted by: LASue


Attic.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:17 PM (GvEen)

450 Not sure why they haven't had flour
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:02 PM (5bxa0)

my store, same thing

I had to order it from elsewhere.

Amazon had the whole foods brand online a while ago, then ran out.

Strange.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:06 PM (8fB/R)

baking probably.

I started baking my own bread again. and it's using a lot of flour.

oh and Bluebell and Weasel and whoever else was involved in the cookbook, the bread recipe was fantastic.

getting ready to make my next batch, and it even rose mostly like it was supposed to...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2020 02:17 PM (8D42x)

451 Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (pGrg3)

Why are you listening to them?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:17 PM (d6Ksn)

452 443 >>>Back when I was a night stocker at a 24 hour grocery, I loved checking out people like you!



Gave me something to laugh about all night.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 02:10 PM (azg+y)
Back when I was a night stalker... uh... wait... nevermind.
Posted by: Joke Biden at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (yk557)

That's not funny.

Posted by: Carl Kolchak at April 15, 2020 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

453 447 Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok.



She is just pulling this nonsense out of her ear, ain't she.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (zr5Kq)

454 When your rage it a-grows
In-sync with your clown noseThat's a-Fredo ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (AIcDk)

455 448 Wisconsin guy in his 30's who recently moved to NYC. Healthy and fit, not a smoker. Taken to a Manhattan hospital via ambulance and died that evening.


-

I'm betting if there was a follow up we'd learn that he had an undiagnosed heart problem or something similar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM


***

Ummm...yeah. I've been hearing a few stories like this. My BS meter is pegged.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (axyOa)

456 53 >>>16 Would you say that Chris Cuomo has a plethora of mood swings???

Are you saying "plethora" without even knowing what "plethora" means?
Posted by: El Guapo at April 15, 2020 01:33 PM

I am Legion.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo's Mood Swings at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (Of/Uk)

457 problems of the ultra-wealthy snob.

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

458 Wisconsin guy in his 30's who recently moved to NYC. Healthy and fit, not a smoker. Taken to a Manhattan hospital via ambulance and died that evening.


-

I'm betting if there was a follow up we'd learn that he had an undiagnosed heart problem or something similar.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Like the 21 yr old Spaniard who, whoops!, had undiagnosed leukemia.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (GvEen)

459 449 I think the whole thing is dumb, but isn't someone who is sick and "quarantined" not supposed to cavort with their family members? I thought they were supposed to be sealed off from everyone (like in a basement)?
Posted by: LASue


Attic.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:17 PM (GvEen)

You enter the basement.

It is dark, and you may get eaten by a virus.

Posted by: Carl Kolchak at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

460 OK, found my mask

https://tinyurl.com/uwdm22p

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (iTXRQ)

461 The outliers will be made into a propaganda tool to scare the shit out of everyone. Young and seemingly healthy people do die of things like flu. Not unusual.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 02:13 PM (pS94+)


After 2 miscarriages my DIL is pregnant again and absolutely terrified. Nobody in or out of the house except to pick up things dropped off by delivery people. I have no idea what they are planning to do on the delivery date, however I am aware that midwifes here in Vermont cannot keep up with the number of home births occurring. Fear is a powerful motivator.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 02:19 PM (GhGb5)

462 Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok.



She is just pulling this nonsense out of her ear, ain't she.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM




That ain't her ear.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 02:19 PM (axyOa)

463 Nice to see Lansing gridlocked.
hogmartin's videos are the only news I could find on this protest.
But, I haven't looked very hard, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 15, 2020 02:19 PM (ufFY8)

464 Sailor on the Teddy Roosevelt died the other day. I have to assume he was in reasonably good shape and not that old.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GhGb5),

HS basketball star keels over and dies during championship game....

You never know what underlying issues are present.

Posted by: Gem at April 15, 2020 02:19 PM (kIHih)

465 Babylon Bee really, really has the touch. 1970s National Lampoon-level quality on the "political" stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 02:20 PM (El6T/)

466 She is just pulling this nonsense out of her ear, ain't she.
A big hint that her proclamations have nothing to do with a virus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:20 PM (r+sAi)

467 Eye masks can be kinky. That Paula Reid will look good in one.
Posted by: Paolo
-------

Eric Swalwell could wear one that has a pair of balls hanging from it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 02:20 PM (sHVgQ)

468

All the MI progs are losing their shit about all teh "hicks and rubes" gathering at the capitol.

They love considering themselves so smart. They are unbelievably smug and douchey.

I know quite a few. They want to get all violent and have all these folks die. Oh they are so smart.

All concerned with saving lives by destroying the economy, probably to destroy Trump in their insane minds, but then...what the hell happens to the folks who own businesses and the folks who work at them?

No answer, they are locked into their smug stupidty.

Yeah, I've dealt with many of them.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 15, 2020 02:20 PM (lg/F7)

469 Some very small number of random young, health people die of the flu every year. It's a thing that happens.

Random young, healthy people die of COVID-19 occasionally. It's a thing that happens.

Posted by: James at April 15, 2020 02:20 PM (dYe5S)

470 Nothing wrong with a good mask.

Posted by: The Lone Ranger at April 15, 2020 02:20 PM (yk557)

471
I think the whole thing is dumb, but isn't someone who is sick and "quarantined" not supposed to cavort with their family members? I thought they were supposed to be sealed off from everyone (like in a basement)?
Posted by: LASue

Attic.
Posted by: rickb223


Preferably behind a wall.

Posted by: Amontillado at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

472 Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok.

The Kennedy's issued a statement disagreeing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (r+sAi)

So it's impossible to be distanced on a jet ski but a sailboat is A-OK?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM (VST+m)

473 Don Jr. with a good funny.

"Xi"NN - for CNN

Nice

Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM (El6T/)

474 "Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok. "


So as long as you are not causing global warming you can congregate and have fun?

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM (MxEKc)

475 Motorboating outlawed??
Ass-men least hardest hit.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 02:22 PM (TQ/zJ)

476 260 Does anyone know of a single chinese flu death of someone who didn't
have serious medical per-conditions or was over the age of 70?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 01:50 PM (2ROZf)



Buddy works ICU tower in L.A. hospital. He's had a few very healthy types that break the obese/hypertension/diabetes mold. 32, 48 and 52 IIRC. He hasn't mentioned anything in the past couple of days, but he was really, really upset when they had to call (can't remember the term he used) the 32 year old guy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 15, 2020 02:22 PM (8B6Ng)

477

Andrew Cuomo Orders New Yorkers to Wear Masks in Public

Gov. Andrew Cuomo on Wednesday ordered New Yorkers to wear a mask in public during the coronavirus crisis at his daily press conference.

"All people in public must have a mask and nose covering and they must wear it in a situation where you cannot or are not maintaining social distancing," he said.

Cuomo said he would issue an executive order on Wednesday, with a three-day notice to allow progress. The order goes into effect on Friday.



Don't Tase Me Bro?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:22 PM (8fB/R)

478 Ski masks. Guy Fawkes masks.

Posted by: SK at April 15, 2020 02:22 PM (NI/cM)

479 >hogmartin's videos are the only news I could find on this protest.


link me please

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 02:22 PM (iTXRQ)

480 Don Jr. with a good funny.

"Xi"NN - for CNN

Nice

Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM



I am sooo stealing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 02:22 PM (axyOa)

481 Supposedly some research that smokers aren't getting the virus. I picked the wrong decade to not start smoking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

482 "loser, fat-tire biker"

I have a fat-tire bike. We're fat-tire bike shaming now, Fredo?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (F6tBH)

483 I don't think that Cuomo should be legally hassled over visiting property with his family.

However, I not a part of NY. And if NY voters are the type of people who vote in laws and a governor who would arrest someone for refusal to quarantine, then I think it's more important, understanding the distribution of discretion, that he law be uniformly enforced.

If they can arrest somebody without the virus for just being out and about, they can arrest the governor's brother who has it.

It's not about agreeing with a law I have no say in anyway. It's about advocating that NY uniformly apply the laws they have chosen.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (Eicbe)

484 People who actually HAVE the disease are supposed to be quarantined for the public safety. That's the big deal with Fredo.

Posted by: Iris at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (lSFe/)

485 Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok.
...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:16 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++++
Motorboats: Lots of deplorables have them for days at the lake, fishing, etc. Not acceptable.
Jet skis: Purely recreational. Lots of deplorables have them for amusement purposes. Not acceptable.
Sailboats: People in her club have them. Acceptable.
Canoes: Lots of deplorables have them, but also lots of hip young people she wants to court. Acceptable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (hYcqw)

486

"You must wear a mask, or cloth or an attractive bandanna," Cuomo said.


ahahaha

What is an attractive bandana?

Will you get arrested for a Trump bandana?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (8fB/R)

487 Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (2ROZf)

Well, judge for yourself:

https://tinyurl.com/vu4sq7w

I don't think any of us know enough about how this virus works to state conclusively that he could NOT have died of it.

I feel terrible for his parents.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (d6Ksn)

488 ..Flouncing about.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 15, 2020 01:53 PM (e1mEI)



There should be a Ragebunny, hopping all around, somewhere in this thread.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (QzJWU)

489 9 I think the whole thing is dumb, but isn't someone who is sick and "quarantined" not supposed to cavort with their family members? I thought they were supposed to be sealed off from everyone (like in a basement)?

Posted by: LASue

Attic.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 02:17 PM (GvEen)

Closet.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (zqs/f)

490 473 Don Jr. with a good funny.

"Xi"NN - for CNN

Nice
Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM (El6T/)

Can't make this up. MSN Headline RIGHT NOW.

Anti Malarial drug does not work on Corona virus.

Study from CHINA of 150 patients says it has absolutely no effect on the virus.

Even when Doctors here in the US say they have great results, with over a Thousand patients.

Yet, MSM touts a study from CHINA as definitive.

Its so blatant its scary.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

491 What the hell is up with nursing homes, I just talked to a friend who's mom just died this morning after being diagnosed with COVID.


And as far as I can tell the main vector of death is either nursing homes or assisted living situations.


Something is just not right about this.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (V+U0x)

492 She is just pulling this nonsense out of her ear, ain't she.
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 02:18 PM (zr5Kq)


I call it "cooter ruling."

She reaches up her lonely, stanky front hole and pulls out a queefy idea.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

493 464 Sailor on the Teddy Roosevelt died the other day. I have to assume he was in reasonably good shape and not that old.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GhGb5),

HS basketball star keels over and dies during championship game....

You never know what underlying issues are present.
Posted by: Gem at April 15, 2020 02:19 PM (kIHih)

--------

Minnesota HS Hockey Player died during a game from an undiscovered heart defect. His family started a charity to perform heart tests on Minnesota HS Athletes.

The testing has found others with unknown heart problems, that they can correct.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (+0uDE)

494 479
>hogmartin's videos are the only news I could find on this protest.





link me please

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 02:22 PM (iTXRQ)

Comment 441 above.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (ufFY8)

495 "Xi"NN - for CNN

Nice

Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM
+++++++++++++
Indeed. See also: Xiau Biden

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (hYcqw)

496 Supposedly some research that smokers aren't getting the virus. I picked the wrong decade to not start smoking.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (r+sAi)


That's not what that nice clean articulate young man said over the weekend. He said Big Mama was especially susceptible because she's always chugging malt liquor and puffing her Pall Malls.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (hku12)

497 Believe masks, generally, are for the infected to wear, to protect everyone else. That's the way they've been used in Japan and east Asian countries for decades.

Hoping I'll skirt the need to role play by wearing a home-made scarf mask. So far, so good. Infection rate here (non-LA SoCal) is very low. "Spread" I'm sure has been suppressed by "distancing" and shut-downs, but also the car-centric lifestyle/lack of mass transit is probably the biggest factor.

CA guidelines for "re-opening", at quick glance, and substantively, are indistinguishable from draft WH guidelines.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (El6T/)

498 I think they should go over and drive around Whitmer's house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (WI7YS)

499 482 "loser, fat-tire biker"

I have a fat-tire bike. We're fat-tire bike shaming now, Fredo?
Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (F6tBH)

Purge the heretic, alien, the mutant.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (l4C/z)

500 Eric Holder: Coronavirus 'An Opportunity' to Permanently Change America's Voting System

also a great opportunity for Voter ID

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (8fB/R)

501
omg, MSNBC talking head says Trump is "scapegoating" China over this virus. How is this possible?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (G51Gf)

502 474
"Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok. "


So as long as you are not causing global warming you can congregate and have fun?


Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM (MxEKc)

Motorboating? Come and take them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (KnJdm)

503 Visits to an upscale Chicago gay bathhouse may prove that embattled "Empire" star Jussie Smollett was more than friends with his alleged attacker Ola Osundairo.

"They used to party together, and he had a sexual relationship with [Ola]. They went to this affluent Chicago bathhouse multiple times and they had to show ID. It's known as a bathhouse where a lot of affluent black gay men hang out. There should be a record [of their visits]," an insider told Page Six, adding that the bathhouse records may be subpoenaed in Smollett's upcoming trial on charges of disorderly conduct.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (TQ/zJ)

504 Same as no cars being allowed to be sold in Pa, they dream this shit up just to make it more painfull

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (ZCEU2)

505 "Well, the MI guv said motorboats and jet skis are not allowed, but canoes and sailboats are a-ok. "

I think she was reading from the wrong secret progressive rulebook for imposing tyranny during a fake crisis.

Those rules are for the fake climate crisis shut-down we'll have the next time a democrat is in the White House.

Posted by: Biergood at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (FQWHA)

506 Chris doesn't like his job...can someone please put him in contact with me? We have a opening on a roof tearoff crew that we can put him on. Thanks. Just doing my part in the recovery.

Posted by: Ootenvault at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (Ue1uv)

507 So it's impossible to be distanced on a jet ski but a sailboat is A-OK?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 02:21 PM (VST+m)
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They aren't saying it, but it's all about not overwhelming our hospitals, which are not being overwhelmed.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (Eicbe)

508 One of the vids hogmartin posted was a guy pulling a boat with people in it.

Loved it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

509 Lansing MI Gridlock looks hilarious !

Yay hogmartin !

Yay Eris !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (cqteU)

510 I honestly want to see Cuomo pull this shit with one of them Jersey Shore roid boy fucktards that absolutely forces him to eat through a straw for 12 to 14 weeks.

FUCK that pompous asshole.

I want Covid-19 to have you screaming for your MOMMA, you piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

511 The MI protest will get the same treatment as the March For Life.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (d7Ww2)

512 One of my coworkers. Early 30s. No underlying conditions. Had covid thought he was better. Two weeks later on a Thursday he felt crappy again and was dead Friday afternoon.

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (UNyae)

513 I wish David had called him Fredo. Otherwise an uplifting story of humanity and the douches that think they are elite.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk)

514 Ski masks. Guy Fawkes masks.
Posted by: SK
------

The Horde Approved face-colander.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (sHVgQ)

515 I see Yahoo headline in my e-mail crowing that Trumps"candidate" in WI lost despite help from the "Courts." F**kers

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (5bxa0)

516 Sailor on the Teddy Roosevelt died the other day. I have to assume he was in reasonably good shape and not that old.



The Spanish Influenza killed the young and healthy more than the old and infirm. This one is killing a lot of nursing home patients, but it also just killed a couple of regulation donut eating 40 year old cops in NJ.

My theory is that we don't know anything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (gd9RK)

517 Yo!


In before 600. !!

Posted by: Yo! at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (uZuKb)

518

Google launches 'journalism relief fund,' following Facebook

...

Facebook on March 30 said it was donating $100 million to support news organizations globally hurting from the coronavirus pandemic. This includes $25 million in grants and ramped up ad spending by the social media giant.


Propaganda bailouts. Unreal.

We can't even watch them naturally die from bad journalism. Must be propped up. You know there will be filters as to who gets the help.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (8fB/R)

519 509
Lansing MI Gridlock looks hilarious !



Yay hogmartin !



Yay Eris !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (cqteU)

I think there is a strip joint within a block of that video.
Omar's I think it is called.
But that was a long time ago, and it may be gone now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (ufFY8)

520 481 Supposedly some research that smokers aren't getting the virus. I picked the wrong decade to not start smoking.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

I thought the reason why it hit Chi-na so hard was because of all the damaged lung smokers?

Posted by: Gem at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (kIHih)

521 I think they should go over and drive around Whitmer's house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (WI7YS)


hogmartin said she's holed up in the governor's mansion across the river.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

522 >>> 511 The MI protest will get the same treatment as the March For Life.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM

I thought the gov already ordered the protest blockaded and the police complied.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (l6b3d)

523 Cross referencing on audit workpapers is the bane of my existence. That is all.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (Ez6QX)

524 "Purge the heretic, alien, the mutant."

Emperor be praised.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM (F6tBH)

525 Rush offering up his radio show to Trump any time he wants it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

526 "They used to party together, and he had a sexual relationship with [Ola]. They went to this affluent Chicago bathhouse multiple times and they had to show ID. It's known as a bathhouse where a lot of affluent black gay men hang out.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (TQ/zJ)
---
It's nice to know that Donald Trump attracts people of such diversity to wear the MAGA hat.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM (Eicbe)

527 https://bit.ly/3ci3jfB
*******
Gov. Tom Wolf's former business keeps operating during coronavirus shutdown despite losing state waiver | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM (aNkIJ)

528 HS basketball star keels over and dies during championship game....

My brother had a really close friend in High School keel over and die during a basketball game. Some sort of un-diagnosed heart defect. Outwardly he was a fit, athletic kid. No drugs, non-smoker, non-drinker. Bam. Dead.

It was terrible.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM (YYlyE)

529 Propaganda bailouts. Unreal.

We can't even watch them naturally die from bad journalism. Must be propped up. You know there will be filters as to who gets the help.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (8fB/R)
+++++++++++++
This is why they do what they do. Profitability, serving their customers/audience, honesty, etc. - none of it matters.

There is some globalist technocrat with a checkbook ready and eager to bail them out.

These are not companies. They are non-profit propaganda outfits masquerading as companies, enabled by people who hate you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM (hYcqw)

530 So did Fredo commute to this site in a separate car from his family? Or has he just infected his entire family?

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (iQmdl)

531 omg, MSNBC talking head says Trump is "scapegoating" China over this virus. How is this possible?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2020 02:25 PM (G51Gf)

Democrats Lie For Fun

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (FBu6l)

532 What the hell is up with nursing homes, I just talked to a friend who's mom just died this morning after being diagnosed with COVID.


And as far as I can tell the main vector of death is either nursing homes or assisted living situations.

Something is just not right about this.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (V+U0x)

This just reported today...

****
170 coronavirus cases confirmed at FutureCare Lochearn in Baltimore in largest nursing home outbreak in state

A Baltimore nursing home is reporting 129 cases of coronavirus among its residents and 41 positive tests among its staff in one of the largest outbreaks of COVID-19 in the country.
****

https://www.baltimoresun.com/coronavirus/
bs-md-lochearn-nursing-home-20200415-smiuqz52cnfqpotkmvlli5oova-story.html


Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (zqs/f)

533
The Spanish Influenza killed the young and
healthy more than the old and infirm. This one is killing a lot of
nursing home patients, but it also just killed a couple of regulation
donut eating 40 year old cops in NJ.



My theory is that we don't know anything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (gd9RK)


We had a 56 y.o. coach and father of three die here a couple of days ago. Got the 'Rona and died a few days later. The youngest person I've heard of dying was a three week old baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

534 I'm not the biggest social butterfly but I'm not a hermit either and I don't know anyone who has/had the Corona much less died from it. Hope that continues to hold true.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (FKi9J)

535 496 Supposedly some research that smokers aren't getting the virus. I picked the wrong decade to not start smoking.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

----------------------------

Pfft. I tried to start the rumor that nicotine was the cure like a few months ago. Didn't seem to catch on.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (+0AKE)

536 Facebook on March 30 said it was donating $100 million to support news organizations globally hurting from the coronavirus pandemic. This includes $25 million in grants and ramped up ad spending by the social media giant.

Propaganda bailouts. Unreal.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (8fB/R)
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Private enterprise and property--what can't it do?

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (Eicbe)

537 OT/. I am listening to these three broads talking about how wonderful and classy Obama was and how Trump is just evil and puts children in cages who'll never find their parents again!

SMDH
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:15 PM (pGrg3)



Listening to "Peaceful Piano" playlist.

Now I must get back to prepping dinner.

have fun y'all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (8fB/R)

538 512 One of my coworkers. Early 30s. No underlying conditions. Had covid thought he was better. Two weeks later on a Thursday he felt crappy again and was dead Friday afternoon.
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (UNyae)



It happened to my cousins nephew's brother too.


And also my uncle who had the car that was getting 60 miles to the gallon back in the 80s until he took it into the dealership for an oil change.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (Sg/64)

539 512 One of my coworkers. Early 30s. No underlying conditions. Had covid thought he was better. Two weeks later on a Thursday he felt crappy again and was dead Friday afternoon.
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (UNyae)

What did he die of? Pneumonia? Heart attack?

Posted by: Gem at April 15, 2020 02:30 PM (kIHih)

540 When da wu flu hit's a your eye like a big virus lie, dat's a Fredo..

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 02:30 PM (gLvCH)

541 POTUS needs to market some MAGA masks.

MakingAmerica
Germ-freeAgain

Posted by: just want a small share of the profits at April 15, 2020 02:30 PM (yk557)

542
What did he die of? Pneumonia? Heart attack?

Saw a story where they were starting to think that some died from blood clots....They were thinking they should be monitoring that... Ya' think?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 02:31 PM (5bxa0)

543 It's not like he was meeting a lawyer there about a body found on the property.

; )

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 02:31 PM (M5wRT)

544 Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (UNyae)

Sorry but you're from the internet.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 02:31 PM (FKi9J)

545 When you and your wife do puff pieces with Billy Bush a day or so ago about how she "stands at the top of the stairs in mask and gloves and places a tray of food outside his door" and then...

...also travel to our second property, stand outside and yell at strangers while wearing no protection.

Posted by: Bif at April 15, 2020 02:31 PM (yhv0Z)

546 Nood alert

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 15, 2020 02:31 PM (Do5/p)

547 When you've lost Fredo Cuomo on the meaningfulness of extreme partisan politics....

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 02:32 PM (Eicbe)

548 If wasn't here typing away would be out listening to talk radio.
Trump has a better audience platform, the Leftist's MSM every night for 2 hours

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 02:32 PM (ZCEU2)

549 #532 The Toronto area has had alot of deaths at old folks' homes too. Staff getting it too although as far as I've read no deaths amongst them.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 02:32 PM (TQ/zJ)

550 I have a fat-tire bike. We're fat-tire bike shaming now, Fredo?

I think it's kind of silly to see people using fat-tire bikes as road bikes, but I don't see why anyone would shame someone riding one.

Fixies on the other hand, shame away.

Don't even get me started on Penny-farthing bike riders.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 02:32 PM (YYlyE)

551 Facebook on March 30 said it was donating $100 million to support news organizations globally hurting from the coronavirus pandemic.
-----
*considers hurriedly establishing a spoof 'news organization' to take advantage of this*

I need a slam-dunk name...maybe 'The Asheville Progressive'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 02:33 PM (sHVgQ)

552 @532


Yes, but it seems to be being brought into nursing homes intentionally.


A nursing home is probably one of the most controlled and controllable environments you can imagine and yet it seems that zero precautions are being implemented for this population that we know is vulnerable.


Unbelievable.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 15, 2020 02:33 PM (V+U0x)

553 The Chinese,They play joke.
They put 'rona,In your Coke.

Posted by: CNN (Chi-Com News) at April 15, 2020 02:33 PM (yk557)

554 "loser, fat-tire biker"

I have a fat-tire bike. We're fat-tire bike shaming now, Fredo?
Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 15, 2020 02:23 PM (F6tBH)

Purge the heretic, alien, the mutant.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 02:24 PM (l4C/z)


Since Cummo hasn't gotten his wish yet, and he's still a "celebrity," I'm assuming there have to be dozens of videos out there of him asking dudes, when he want to show them up, "How much do you lift, bro?"

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2020 02:33 PM (hku12)

555 I believe it was lungs failing. He could not breathe. Assume that would lead to heart failure. But we did not get more info

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 02:33 PM (UNyae)

556 538
512 One of my coworkers. Early 30s. No underlying conditions. Had covid
thought he was better. Two weeks later on a Thursday he felt crappy
again and was dead Friday afternoon.

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 15, 2020 02:26 PM (UNyae)







It happened to my cousins nephew's brother too.





And also my uncle who had the car that was getting 60 miles to the
gallon back in the 80s until he took it into the dealership for an oil
change.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (Sg/64)

Guess it doesn't happen very often, or there'd be a whole lot more dead people.

But we should be willing to believe whatever it takes to keep the panic and fear going.
I suspect after this there will be an increase in the sighting of Grizzly llama Mountain Lion Elephant bears, known to rip a man to pieces with their two trunks.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 15, 2020 02:33 PM (e284m)

557 So did Fredo commute to this site in a separate car from his family? Or has he just infected his entire family?

Whoopsie!
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 15, 2020 02:29 PM (iQmdl)


I'm betting that he never had it.

He's an egotistical prick that needed the attention.

"I need my fans to tell me how much they love me!!!! I GOT THE 'RONA!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

558 The youngest person I've heard of dying was a three week old baby.

Pretty sure the three week old baby was bullshit. Oh, it's dead, and it had Xi's Disease, but apparently it was accidentally smothered by the nanny. If it's the same one I heard about.

I'm sure they'll count it though.

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 02:34 PM (luWin)

559 Fredo is suffering from cuomoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Posted by: Roy at April 15, 2020 02:34 PM (Ti+Tv)

560
Fixies on the other hand, shame away.

Don't even get me started on Penny-farthing bike riders.
Posted by: bonhomme
-------

High wheels? How do you feel about high wheels? Oh, wait same thing, I see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 02:35 PM (sHVgQ)

561 From this day forward, anyone seeing Fredo in public should simply point and laugh...heartily.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

562 I thought the reason why it hit Chi-na so hard was because of all the damaged lung smokers?


ACTIVE smokers aren't getting it. longterm smokers in a space where they can no longer smoke - like a long term care facility - got hit hard

but the act of smoking itself - not vaping tho - heats up the nasal passages and areas where the virus would start and replicate to the point where the virus dies

interesting, huh?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 02:36 PM (j9HX3)

563 My brother had a really close friend in High School keel over and die during a basketball game. Some sort of un-diagnosed heart defect. Outwardly he was a fit, athletic kid. No drugs, non-smoker, non-drinker. Bam. Dead.

It was terrible.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM

Had that happen my sophomore year during a hockey game. Kid on the other team who I knew somewhat. Fit as a fiddle but he had some hidden heart defect nobody knew about. I thought someone maybe had checked him etc. I didn't see him go down. His parents rushed on the ice. There was a Dr. in the crowd and he started CPR on him right away. It was pretty obvious he was gone. Those poor parents. Man I can picture that like yesterday.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 02:36 PM (gLvCH)

564 Pretty sure the three week old baby was bullshit. Oh, it's dead, and it had Xi's Disease, but apparently it was accidentally smothered by the nanny. If it's the same one I heard about.


yes that one was fake news

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 02:37 PM (j9HX3)

565 does anyone else but me doubt that Fredo even had COVID?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 02:37 PM (j9HX3)

566 does anyone else but me doubt that Fredo even had COVID?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 02:37 PM (j9HX3)


See comment #557.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

567 My theory is that we don't know anything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2020 02:27 PM (gd9RK)

Exactly. I've seen all sorts of theories on who does or doesn't get the Wuhan flu. For a while, people were saying that those with type A and B blood were more vulnerable than those with type O and since a greater percentage of whites have A and B blood whites were at greater risk. But then in cities like Chicago most of the Wuhan flu fatalities are black.

Nor do we know if it's seasonal in the same way the regular flu is. Or how it is mutating. We don't know jackshit about this thing yet, really.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:39 PM (d6Ksn)

568 yep I just scrolled up Sponge - I think he's a borderline-suffering narcissist like so many of Our Betters - he "thinks" he has it! lol whatever these people

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 02:40 PM (j9HX3)

569 @532


Yes, but it seems to be being brought into nursing homes intentionally.


A nursing home is probably one of the most controlled and controllable environments you can imagine and yet it seems that zero precautions are being implemented for this population that we know is vulnerable.


Unbelievable.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 15, 2020 02:33 PM (V+U0x)

It's really inexcusable. When the Kirkland outbreak happened a month ago I commented here that the States' National Guard ought to be sent to screen anyone going into nursing homes and similar places with vulnerable populations. Nobody goes in without a mask and without sanitizing their hands. Maybe not enough, but at least in the last week the Govs had those 15 minute Abbot Lab machines that could be used to screen workers before and after their shifts (after in case their infection incubates during workday). But instead, at least in Maryland, the National Guard is being used to hand out free meals.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2020 02:40 PM (zqs/f)

570 Sailor on the Teddy Roosevelt died the other day. I have to assume he was in reasonably good shape and not that old.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GhGb5),

HS basketball star keels over and dies during championship game....

You never know what underlying issues are present.
Posted by: Gem at April 15, 2020 02:19 PM (kIHih

Indeed. I was wondering if there were any new stories on the young ESPN reporter who developed flu like symptoms after attending and reporting on the Michigan/Ohio State football game. His symptoms became severe and he ended up in ICU and died of ARDS within two weeks. Googled it the other day, and in December, his family released the results of his autopsy. He had stage 4 non hodgkins lymphoma in his lungs, of which he had no symptoms and no knowledge of, and he then developed HLH, hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis, where your white blood cells begin to attack your red blood cells. If this had happened now, I wonder if he would have been diagnosed properly, or would his death have been racked up to Covid 19?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 02:40 PM (Asyn9)

571 Yes, but it seems to be being brought into nursing homes intentionally.


I think is exactly what's been happening

there needs to be a serious investigation into this

nothing else makes sense!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 02:42 PM (j9HX3)

572 This thing is a virus. Which means it can/will mutate. It was a purposeful release, China needs to pay dearly and deeply for this. The country should be released from this overzealous quarantine and get back to business!

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:43 PM (pGrg3)

573 Fredo is not wrapped real tight. Not the first time he's been caught threatening people proles he thinks are not respecting his authoratah.

What a d!ck.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 15, 2020 02:43 PM (pJWtt)

574 That was a real Fredo move there, Chris.

Posted by: Jay at April 15, 2020 02:43 PM (TiN8g)

575 528 HS basketball star keels over and dies during championship game....

My brother had a really close friend in High School keel over and die during a basketball game. Some sort of un-diagnosed heart defect. Outwardly he was a fit, athletic kid. No drugs, non-smoker, non-drinker. Bam. Dead.

It was terrible.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 02:28 PM (YYlyE)

Yes, something similar happened here a few years ago which brought it to mind. It is always so sad when a young person is taken.

Posted by: Gem at April 15, 2020 02:45 PM (kIHih)

576 Re nursing homes in my area the workers are almost wholly Asian; Philippino and Chinese. It could be why nursing homes are such hot spots.

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:45 PM (pGrg3)

577 "Yes, but it seems to be being brought into nursing homes intentionally."

Why would it be intentional? Do you think nursing homes want to be stuck with the label of Kung Flu death traps?

The elderly are the ones most at risk of getting sick and dying of this. You get a shitton of them living together, with the same staff members taking care of them all, you're going to have higher fatality rates there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:47 PM (d6Ksn)

578 Cuomo was visiting Hoffa. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 15, 2020 02:50 PM (7ZMbn)

579 Fredo is an admitted narcissist: "I don't want to spend my time doing things that I don't think are valuable enough to me personally . . ." What a tool. I'm surprised he isn't 'transgender' yet.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at April 15, 2020 02:51 PM (hOtJL)

580 Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:45 PM (pGrg3)
******
why> they serve Bat Soup there? hahah

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 15, 2020 02:52 PM (W0XDW)

581 Total gavone low-life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 01:31 PM (pS94+)

and a schmutz.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 15, 2020 02:53 PM (7ZMbn)

582 576 Re nursing homes in my area the workers are almost wholly Asian; Philippino and Chinese. It could be why nursing homes are such hot spots.
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2020 02:45 PM (pGrg3)

Depends, I suppose, on whether or not any of them have visited or been in contact with people visiting from China or the Philippines within the past few months. Those who have done so are supposed to self-quarantine but of course, someone might be afraid of missing a paycheck. You'd think nursing homes with a high percentage of Asian employees would screen them very carefully. Like I said, it's not in their own self interest to become known as death traps.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 02:54 PM (d6Ksn)

583 Appreciate hogmartin's photos.

The Detroit papers have really good overhead photos. Plus individual photos, including one of a gal riding her horse with an American Flag down the sidewalk of the statehouse.

Scroll through the photos.

https://tinyurl.com/yx5noz9e

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 02:55 PM (Asyn9)

584 Fredo is an Elite, comrade. He has dirfferent rules.

Posted by: Michael L Blair at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (yiAMj)

585 Bet you dollar bills to donuts that Chrissie Cuomo doesn't HAVE the Dread Virus -- that it was all a publicity stunt. Bet you furthermore that many of these famous Celeb Twits who claim they have it are also lying/grandstanding. Pretending to feel Solidarity with the Plebes in this [ersatz] Crisis[TM].

Posted by: Beverly at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (608Vw)

586 arrogant pompoius old Peacock sitting on his roost thinking he is so much better then us birds that sit lower on the roost he needs to get his Tailfeathers yanked out by some bird who is sick of his strutting around and showing off

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (FLiOE)

587 30
DO you even know who I am???
Best answer is " It's not who you are, it's who you think you are that bothers me"

Posted by: boynsea at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (Fks5r)

588 gallivant

Posted by: Beverly at April 15, 2020 06:04 PM (608Vw)

589 It's you Fredo. I know it's you.

Posted by: Johnathan Birks at April 16, 2020 12:28 AM (l+CkL)

590 Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though
you relied on the video to make your point.
You obviously know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to
your weblog when you could be giving us something informative to read?

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