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Andrew Cuomo: There Were Zero New Cases of Coronavirus In All of New York State
Which is why, of course, he says we have to keep the entire country on lockdown.
And not to just take a contrary position to Trump's so Democrats and the media (and?) can run against him on it.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 03:17 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (G86Sr)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: csmats at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (X5VFN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (hA/7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Five.
This is "news" today
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (KZzsI)
Wednesday: 10 new cases
Conclusion: It's a re-explosion! Keep it locked down forever!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (saatE)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM (OSJ4A)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Pll8Y)
Go figure that the one to whom those powers are bestowed gets to determine the expiration date thereof.
I'd like that deal at my job. Thanks.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (j9HX3)
Who are Chinese enemies?
Everybody....Everybody! ( opens pill box..pops a really good pill )
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (agDu8)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 14, 2020 03:21 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 03:21 PM (+dsLj)
I'm laughing pre-emptively, without even knowing what he's referring to.
But as a few people noted weeks back - one clear indicator that any crisis is past will be when Dem governors/others return to idiotic, despicable, dishonest sniping at Trump.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM (BKcQS)
Doesn't the declaration of a National Emergency give him those powers?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61
I feel for the Blue State Moron Horde.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: J Biden at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM (kVjCi)
Posted by: "There's still time, Brother." at April 14, 2020 03:23 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: Cookie Monster at April 14, 2020 03:23 PM (OSJ4A)
The next day someone fired back, "If you love Gov. Cuomo so much, do us all a favor and move back so you can be closer to him."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2020 03:23 PM (trdmm)
Not all blue states have the same rules. I've got the same things going on here that you have in Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 03:24 PM (OvKdi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Fredo the Elder needs a family member inside the media tent advocating for him in advance of a preezy run in 2024.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2020 03:24 PM (iuFgi)
there after a long day in the pool and sell Lucy's on the corner. She
loved to rub my leg hair. She was no Marlarky, man. Do I have my pants
on backward?
Posted by: J Biden at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM
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Is that an onion on your belt?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2020 03:24 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Shep! at April 14, 2020 03:25 PM (vg8iE)
TRUMP: I CAN MAKE YOU REOPEN.
CUOMO: Trump cannot order New York to reopen.
Conclusion: CUOMO is the guy keeping NYC closed.
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 03:25 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2020 03:25 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iQmdl)
What a family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Paste-eatin' joe at April 14, 2020 03:26 PM (Vy7tf)
Tuesday: Zero new cases
Wednesday: 10 new cases
Conclusion: It's a re-explosion! Keep it locked down forever!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:19 PM
So let's calculate the percent increase take ten, divide by zero, AAAAHHHH! INFINITY!!!, oh wait, ... sorry, I forgot to subtract 1 from infinity and multiply by 100. I'm sure it will be fine.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2020 03:26 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Shep! at April 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)
It's not as easy as it looks.
It's an art form.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
I wouldn't be surprised to see Trump open most of the interior states and tell NYC, Chicago and LA..hey, more lockdown for you.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (OSJ4A)
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (OvKdi)
Posted by: Shep! at April 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
**************
No, they are eating them.
It's one of the symptoms.
Posted by: Taco Shack at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 14, 2020 03:22 PM (BKcQS)
Makes it easier to wall them off.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (8B6Ng)
The president's projection. Peter Navarro's projection, CDC's projection, White House Coronavirus task force projection, then the Gates model, Columbia model, Cornell model. They were all wrong, and it's good news, because we changed the trajectory of the virus. And we've proven something when I say the worst is over. We've proven that the virus is not unstoppable, right? There was a fear when we started that maybe you can't stop this beast.
We proved you can stop the beast. That should be vindicating in some ways. But we stopped the beast by our action, and that's why we reduced the curve and the infection rate. It's all subject to what we do. If we go out there today and we start to see more people on the street, that infection rate will go up, I guarantee you, in three days. It's a direct consequence of our actions.
He's really trying to take credit for slaying the Wu-flu beast all by himself --- after *first* being the epicenter of it in the US because he and de Blasio delayed social distancing and were wholly unprepared for a pandemic.
Exit question: Why didn't you mention HCQ when claiming you slayed the beast?!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Kung Flu at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (jTh5o)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Blago at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (sjTfF)
Protesting is a non-essential activity.
I think a lot of older cops have a problem with this, but the police forces in American cities are packed with millennials who have no concept about American values or the US Constitution these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (XEGwJ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (OSJ4A)
Newsom is grooving on this bigtime - he wants us to stay locked down through the summer because CA has more money than they know what to do with.
One thing that makes me really sad is google/fb/twatter have only profited during this mess. They'd love for it to go on and on and on...
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (8B6Ng)
The reality is just a little different.
Posted by: spindrift at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (iUEG2)
And don't underestimate Cuomo. He's on TV every day appearing competent. Competence sells. The One True Mayor of NYC, Ed Koch, would have a weekly news conference with all of his top aides. There's a loose manhole cover at L Street and 251st? Charley, get on that.
In a real campaign year Joey Fingers would melt under the pressure and be replaced by the convention. The Wuhans might be what save us from President Cuomo.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (gd9RK)
From that site (https://tinyurl.com/vseg6cj, "Daily Trends"), they show the following for today, April 14:
- 21,786 persons tested
- 7,177 persons tested positive.
Now, NYC's COVID tracking site (https://tinyurl.com/tp8uwld) shows nothing for today or yesterday, with the last data being from 12th. But "no data" does not mean "zero."
So what does this "zero new cases" mean? No one admitted to the hospital? No one dead? Because +~7,200 confirmed SARS-CoV-2 tests is a lot more than "zero."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
Funny how all of a sudden, the 10th Amendment is sacrosanct to the Democrats.
Screw them. Open America for business, and to really stick it to them, do it on May Day!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (pS94+)
Then I see Trump ads on the website and newsletter my company runs. So now only did he send me money but is supplementing my company's revenue stream with his ads too.
Is there nothing this man cannot do?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (+dsLj)
Is this man a catholic at all?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (XKC/U)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (UNyae)
T'weren't me!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Fox reported more states are telling big box stores what constitutes necessities they're allowed to sell.
Are you MI morons planning to protest tomorrow?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Exit question: Why didn't you mention HCQ when claiming you slayed the beast?!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM (bDqIh)
Not mentioning he was SCREAMING at Trump for Ventilators and masks and everything HE was responsible for providing his people. He blamed the FEDS for WEEKS.
He did NOTHING to help quell this pandemic in his state. NOTHING.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Luego asshoes.
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (7ZMbn)
There was an article, I think on the morning report, about how vulnerable cities are in a pandemic. And the article suggested we may see a trend to people spreading out in the suburbs again.
Well, the cities are what usually drive a state blue. If this does happen, it may well dilute the power of the Dems.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (JKNZq)
"We need NEGATIVE new cases! For eleventy months straight!"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home at April 14, 2020 03:27 PM
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Governor Abbot is making noises about re-opening Texas within a week.
But you have those pesky County Judges in blue Counties that will refuse to re-open just because.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (19g6/)
I think Nipsy, Gruesome and the rest are planning on opening to pre-empt Trump, and then claim credit for the boom while stating Trump was too incompetent an would have let the Obama economy die.
As if.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:31 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: madtechie at April 14, 2020 03:31 PM (gDNMH)
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It helps when you have the media tongue bathing and fellating him in every fucking conference he does.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 03:31 PM (+dsLj)
And we're all stuck at home now why?
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
I fail to see the silver lining.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
That's gonna be awkward when the rest of the country is open for business by May 15th.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (GvEen)
Naw, just marveling at the chutzpah.
He continues to think non-New Yorkers can't see through his BS daily briefings and this political spin.
Dude, we've been sitting in our homes for a month watching your state's biggest city be a raging dumpster fire, watching you demand that Trump send all the federal supplies to you because you planned poorly. yeah, you sure slayed that beast, buddy. LOLGF.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (786Ro)
Huge consignments of hydroxychloroquine and paracetamol have either been dispatched or will soon be sent to multiple "friendly nations" across the globe. According to the Ministry of External Affairs, the countries were selected on a first-come, first-serve basis. These include Bhutan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Myanmar, Maldives, Israel, Seychelles, Brazil, the United States, Spain, Bahrain, Germany, Canada Mauritius, the Dominican Republic and the United Kingdom.
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (3aI0K)
Protesting is a non-essential activity. "
I'm a big supporter of law enforcement. But I would tell them to F off. We have a guaranteed right to assembly.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (OvKdi)
I would guess that the reason Fredo is all big muscles now against CNN is that he's angling for a spot with his asshole brother running for Pres once the idiot Biden keels over or gets committed.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (XKC/U)
Fuck No.
Posted by: Vulgar Magic 8 Ball at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (Y8DtA)
Most people didn't begin to take the idea seriously untill the NCAA canceled the March Madness tournament on March 15.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2020 03:01 PM (trdmm)
Trump was right, him botching the response is going to be the new hoax. If he had gone full totalitarian lockdown on Jan 22 and that held us to only 1000 cases and 2 deaths, Trump would have been a draconian dictator who overreacted to draw attention away from the impeachment. No matter what he did, no matter what the outcome, he will be labeled a failure by the Dems.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 14, 2020 03:33 PM (dNzKv)
Do you really think having tasted it, these fascists are not going to try again, this time with a little advance planning and forethought?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2020 03:33 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 03:33 PM (saatE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 14, 2020 03:33 PM (kBiSH)
inane things to say. As soon as I think of something really
appropriately (for me) stupid I'll be back.
Luego asshoes.
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (7ZMbn)
Are you okay? {{hug}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
NOt particularly, but the soundbites that get traded around and shown seem that way, since they leave off the 3 hours of dull blah blah blah, the contradictions, and the crap like GIBS ME 30000 ventilators or we all die!!!! OOps I had thousands in storage "for emergencies"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)
the other thing is, Easter Weekend, and yesterday's storm, would probably reduce testing?
I dunno
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 14, 2020 03:34 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 03:29 PM (3aI0K)
I'm betting he got a call from CNN HQ last night......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Steve at April 14, 2020 03:34 PM (wvdz8)
But you have those pesky County Judges in blue Counties that will refuse to re-open just because.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (JUOKG)
Travis County? Abbott wont abide that aggression. It will not stand.
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2020 03:34 PM (Bc1aB)
https://tinyurl.com/sachnme
Posted by: Surfperch at April 14, 2020 03:34 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:34 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (JKNZq)
This is of course assuming people have a memory slightly longer than a week. I'm not thinking they do. They won't remember why they've given up even more rights, or why they allowed Bill Gates to microchip them (unless scar tissues stays).
As long as they still get netflix and twitter is working, there's nothing to worry about.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 14, 2020 03:34 PM (8B6Ng)
Actually, this does point out the importance of planning ahead. I had sanitizer, gloves, and masks stashed away already, otherwise I wouldn't have had any to pass on to family.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
"They're the new Kennedys!! *sigh*"
--Legacy Media
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)
Protesting is a non-essential activity. "
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C'mon, guys. It's cool. It's for our own good. Have you sewn a mask yet?
Posted by: ACLU at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (IwDj9)
But you have those pesky County Judges in blue Counties that will refuse to re-open just because.
Posted by: Mr. Scott
When you lose the consent of the governed...
Clay Jenkins, Dallas County Judge already had his wings clipped by the Commissioner's Court.
Next step will be to pluck him.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (dNzKv)
He's done better lately but in the beginning he had all the composure of a 12 year old school girl. Remember him screaming about 40,000 ventilators every singe day for a week?
We aren't going to need 40,000 additional in the whole country. He's been ok but honestly his pressers don't seem to change a lot from day to day. I think he gets a lot of credit just because he's the only one talking everyday but I don't buy the hype that he is something special.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Sadly, our news media sucks.
Posted by: mrshad at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (IJsa1)
Every closed business, every ruined life, every suicide, every bankruptcy, since then and going forward, is a disgraceful tragedy that is happening solely so that the "expert class" (spit) can attempt to salvage their tarnished reputations.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Nipsy appears as competent as the propagandists attempt to paint him/shade him as.
He's light-years ahead of Biden but Trump will easily wipe the floor with him should the DNC install him in Milwaukee.
Election thievery notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (OvKdi)
Wait -- they're saying that after spending the past 3 weeks shrieking at Trump to declare a nationwide shelter-in-place order and to nationalize the medical supply chain??!!??!!??
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (RuIsu)
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That's the plan, citizen.
Add that to the 100M people who are going to be without health insurance this summer, and there's only one entity that can solve the problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (IwDj9)
RedState wants me to help defend "conservative journalism".
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (786Ro)
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Tell them you'll consider it only upon your receipt of the shrunken head of Erick Erickson (which will still be the size of an NBA regulation basketball, even after the witch doctors finish with it).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (hDNne)
You realize Trump himself admits that without the extreme social distancing we've been doing (which he had nothing to do with and yet is now claiming) we would have "lost hundreds of thousands of people."
Hundreds of thousands of people, ace.
That's not CNN. That's not #firefauci. That's not allahpundit. It's Trump. Trump admits that.
It took just a few contagious people coming from China to infect the world. That's how contagious this thing is. You can pass it prior to being symptomatic.
Therefore it would take just a few contagious people to do it all over again if we open up the country prematurely. Let's assume we all actually abided by the social distancing guidelines (which we are aren't) and let's suppose we now had every case that was going to happen. We'd still need to wait three weeks for those people to recover.
Lots of people get this thing and never show symptoms and yet can pass it to others. So you have to let them get over it too.
But to claim that the sacrifices we have all made to keep ourselves apart and safe were unnecessary is just so fucking stupid, it's honestly below you. Hundreds of thousands of lives. Hundreds of thousands. In the US. That's what we are trying to avoid.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (IJG6N)
T'weren't me!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
I can't find a historical count or graph in the Michigan info.
But our AG should be pleased that just as many white folks are dying of Covid 19 as black. 39%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (Asyn9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (OSJ4A)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (RuIsu)
They're using cops as incubators now?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
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I've heard some are.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
All who are afflicted lose all their Reason.
May they all find the Bollard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (W4zGS)
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They told him to either walk that back or find an honest job.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)
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So it's been here since November, then.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Pll8Y)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (JKNZq)
It's one of the most despicable moves a governor has ever made.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
Michigan's Gov is giving him a run for his money.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: spindrift at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (iUEG2)
Oven parts.
Pinball parts.
R2R parts.
Always waiting for parts.
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Pll8Y)
Parts is parts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, I'm sure nobody notices that.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (OvKdi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (BBSCv)
And much more testing capability makes sense, and will happen, regardless of whether "re-opening" is next week, or later.
Hospital capacity - that makes little sense. CA was actually projected to be fine even under the worst-case model scenarios, with existing capacity.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (El6T/)
Nipsy and his cohorts need to read up on the Stafford Act as well as the Presidential Emergency Action Documents (PEADS).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (tVQUs)
*****************
I managed to listen to nipple boy for 30 seconds. He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Basically he's Bloomberg without the money.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (+dsLj)
Didn't even make it out of the first paragraph without lying.
Bravo.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (sGotD)
go to the Hop COVID dash (in my sig)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 14, 2020 03:20 PM (j9HX3)
By the way, I've noticed versions of that Johns Hopkins COVID dashboard used by State Health Departments. I wouldn't put it past Johns Hopkins to have somehow engineered this pandemic as a way to make money off selling that tool to state and foreign governments.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (zqs/f)
He continues to think non-New Yorkers can't see through his BS daily briefings and this political spin.
Dude, we've been sitting in our homes for a month watching your
state's biggest city be a raging dumpster fire, watching you demand that
Trump send all the federal supplies to you because you planned poorly.
yeah, you sure slayed that beast, buddy. LOLGF.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
There are people falling for it, the same people who in the next sentence or breath will say the Trump administration hasn't done a thing right. Trust me, they're not hard to find.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (GvEen)"
And these are their VP picks. It says a lot.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 03:39 PM (OvKdi)
Posted by: Adeah at April 14, 2020 03:39 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2020 03:39 PM (BJKQV)
Millions, even!
Hudreds of thousands of millions. In America!
God bless our brave souls.
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:39 PM (Pll8Y)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 03:39 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: George Costanza at April 14, 2020 03:39 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (IJG6N)
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This is right up there with "jobs saved or created."
No way to quantify but, man, it sure sounds good justifying the ends!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (WEBkv)
Governors have tasted real power.
They love the taste.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (aKsyK)
My Gov is Pritzker the Hutt. He loves the taste of the Golden Corral buffet.
Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Al Crapton at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Yw1JK)
Read another article today that said testing there was running about 30% for antibodies. It's been in this country longer than they thought.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (JKNZq)
Protesting is a non-essential activity. "
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The only constitutional right that has not been compromised is freedom of the press.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (SAK2A)
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It was all because people were sewing masks out of old t-shirts to use when they rode in public transportation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (IwDj9)
Parts is parts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (NWiLs)
Wasn't that a commercial for chicken nuggets?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Pll8Y)
... Let's assume we all actually abided by the social distancing guidelines (which we are aren't)
You're incredibly stupid, Slough. Incredibly.
It's little wonder you fall for the insipid stupidity of Marxists.
Fuck off forever, idiot.
Posted by: spindrift at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (iUEG2)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (8B6Ng)
Bravo.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
He did say that yesterday. From the transcript per https://tinyurl.com/qpcm69q:
They said I acted late on closing down the country. Some people wish we never closed it down. Now if we didn't, we would have lost hundreds of thousands of people interestingly, so I'm against it. We did the right thing. Everything we did was right. If we would have closed down-
I think he is wrong about that, but he did say it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)
I think they will forget
and even if they don't, they can't outvote NYC and environs
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Moki at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (mFoNl)
Friends of ours, small business owners all, are bleeding out, financially, and wondering if they can ever recover.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (+fPHo)
Recall Trump did not get significant numbers of votes in 2016 because of personality issues and (understandable) skittishness about an unknown. He now owns most of those votes. And the Dems - whoever their nominee - are in even worse shape in terms of issues and policies, which matter for a pathetically small but still relevant slice of the Dem electorate.
Cuomo might help reduce the demand for Dem spending in NY/NJ/CT to insure against down-ballot losses. Beyond that? Zip.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 03:41 PM (El6T/)
T'weren't me!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
I can't find a historical count or graph in the Michigan info.
But our AG should be pleased that just as many white folks are dying of Covid 19 as black. 39%.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (Asyn9)
The state with Gauleiter Whitmer? I don't trust the numbers.
I hope they march on Lansing with pitchforks and torches and oust that slag on her ass.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:41 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 14, 2020 03:41 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (JKNZq)
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Yep. Tens of thousands of people traveling back and forth to China and the US since November 17th.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (IwDj9)
Friends of ours, small business owners all, are bleeding out, financially, and wondering if they can ever recover.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (+fPHo)
Cuomo will buy up all their properties for pennies on the dollar and then declare them state forests to prevent development. That must be in the back of his pea brain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (pS94+)
Fuck off forever, idiot.
Posted by: spindrift at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (iUEG2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (r+sAi)
First paragraph. It was Trump and his administration that gave the advice to the states to socially distance.
>You realize Trump himself admits that without the extreme social distancing we've been doing (which he had nothing to do with and yet is now claiming) we would have "lost hundreds of thousands of people."
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Didn't even make it out of the first paragraph without lying.
Bravo.
Posted by: JackStraw
Well he's concerned, Jack. Concerned!! That makes SS virtuous.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (Y/pjd)
HCQ. HCQ opens a channel into the virus and zinc kills it. (Might
destroy the RNA, but I'm not sure of that.)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (JKNZq)
I've been on the zinc and whiskey regimen.
Or is it whiskey and zinc........I forget.
NOT.DEAD.YET
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 14, 2020 03:42 PM (88+cf)
The WNY counties voted for Carl Palladino for Gov. They weren't responsible for Cuomo.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SAK2A)
Parts is parts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (NWiLs)
Wasn't that a commercial for chicken nuggets?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Sure was!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (RuIsu)
Don't be ridiculous. From rats.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (Pll8Y)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (RuIsu)
Don't be ridiculous. From rats.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Bats! Now go get your fledermaus box.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (pS94+)
Probably last fall. And most people are untouched by or not bothered by it as well, the great majority.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 14, 2020 03:44 PM (kBiSH)
Put it on Black!
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (Pll8Y)
********
Cromulent
Posted by: Wesley Snipes at April 14, 2020 03:44 PM (flINI)
May they get the Ceausescu Treatment if they do.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:44 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Ti+Tv)
He's spent his entire life living in some of the wealthiest zip codes in the nation, I doubt he's ever set foot in a Golden Corral.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 14, 2020 03:44 PM (tVQUs)
T'weren't me!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Fox reported more states are telling big box stores what constitutes necessities they're allowed to sell.
Are you MI morons planning to protest tomorrow?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
This is hilarious / insane. So, you go to the store. Everything is there. All the shelves are full. You can buy non-pareils for your cupcakes but not a pack of seeds to grow dill.
How can not 10,000 people show at the Governors mansion in Lansing? How can only 10,000 show? Crikey, I wanna go and I don't even live in MI!!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (pS94+)
"A souper is before us"...
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:37 PM (W4zGS)
This may have been posted earlier, but Whitmer complained yesterday to the media about Betsy Devos family somehow being involved in this protest planned for tomorrow in Lansing. The organizing group has received donations in the past from the Devos Group /Amway.
She thought it was despicable that a member of the Trump administration was involved in supporting a protest against her. DeVos said they have had no involvement in this protest.
Today, Amway Company and it's employees donated thousands of masks, gloves and hand sanitizer to local hospitals and medical groups. Whitmer decided to thank them for their donations.
Whitmer is perfect for Joe Biden. She can lie and switch sides and positions even faster than he does.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (Asyn9)
He continues to think non-New Yorkers can't see through his BS daily briefings and this political spin.
Dude, we've been sitting in our homes for a month watching your
state's biggest city be a raging dumpster fire, watching you demand that
Trump send all the federal supplies to you because you planned poorly.
yeah, you sure slayed that beast, buddy. LOLGF.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
There are people falling for it, the same people who in the next sentence or breath will say the Trump administration hasn't done a thing right. Trust me, they're not hard to find.
Posted by: Vendette
I work with one of those. He's ORANGEMANBAD Uber Alles. He's got the worst case of TDS I've seen and I live in NoVA.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (Y/pjd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (Y/pjd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:44 PM (W4zGS)
...swoon...
Posted by: Abiss at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (JKNZq)
This is tarting to feel like a giant fraud- and there's not even $5 on the nightstand.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (OvKdi)
You don't think we'll beat it, create a vaccine or develop herd immunity, like we have in the case of every other virus ever?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:46 PM (SAK2A)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (RuIsu)
Don't be ridiculous. From rats.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Bats! Now go get your fledermaus box.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (pS94+)
DEEZ NUTS!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: colin at April 14, 2020 03:46 PM (qpfpw)
Posted by: The Barrel at April 14, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 03:46 PM (BBSCv)
Hospital capacity - that makes little sense. CA was actually projected to be fine even under the worst-case model scenarios, with existing capacity.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 03:38 PM (El6T/)
Oh hell no. That was sarcastic at best. With Calpers alone CA's broke for generations. And this Newsom clown wants to finance illegals.
The hospitals from what I've been able to get aren't overrun by any stretch, but access to the meds they need are another issue entirely. We can put that blame directly on outsourcing to the ChiComs.
The whole beds in the hallways never happened, and if they had the PPE's and meds they needed we'd be in good shape.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 14, 2020 03:46 PM (8B6Ng)
She thought it was despicable that a member of the Trump administration was involved in supporting a protest against her. DeVos said they have had no involvement in this protest.
Today, Amway Company and it's employees donated thousands of masks, gloves and hand sanitizer to local hospitals and medical groups. Whitmer decided to thank them for their donations.
Whitmer is perfect for Joe Biden. She can lie and switch sides and positions even faster than he does.
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She is the textbook example of See You Next Tuesday.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 14, 2020 03:46 PM (vg8iE)
Please intercourse something and leave me alone good sir.
At least you will die as your own cannon fodder.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 14, 2020 03:47 PM (agDu8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
I hope he gives Joey Bidet that Seal of the President-Elect as a Hawaiian good luck charm.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:47 PM (W4zGS)
Or will they just wear "I test positive" tee shirts?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 14, 2020 03:47 PM (+fPHo)
~~~~~
Who is this ^^^ knucklehead?
Try 5 million. That's the conservative estimate.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (sGotD)
Put it on Black!
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (Pll8Y
And the dumbass told people??!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (Vy7tf)
+++++++++++
Ah, okay. I see. I was looking at the end of the paragraph, not the beginning. It is fair to say that the FedGov encouraged it (via CDC and NIH), but I agree that Trump didn't order it or make it mandatory to receive emergency aid, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
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SS is MUMR?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (WEBkv)
signed
League of Ordinary Governors
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (ZCEU2)
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I'd rather he get Greg Brady's tiki statue.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
Hundreds of thousands of people, ace.
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The first models were 100,000-240,000 WITH mitigation. 1.1 million - 2.0 million WITHOUT mitigation.
Epic fail, Slough...epic fail.
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (cF8AT)
Hospital capacity - that makes little sense. CA was actually projected to be fine even under the worst-case model scenarios, with existing capacity.
The call for funds for x trendy or exciting new thing is pretty easily turned into funds for the usual lefty scams when they get the money. Oregon State got the voters to pass a lottery claiming that the money would go to schools and education. Instead it goes to the general fund and the schools see little of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (Yd+10)
SS is MUMR?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (WEBkv)
All are Average Joe, whom sucks cock by choice.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2020 03:49 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Dick Poulin at April 14, 2020 03:49 PM (Cozcj)
Put it on Black!
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:43 PM (Pll8Y)
The casinos are shut down!!!
Posted by: Rich Hoosierdaddy at April 14, 2020 03:49 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
That is just plain not true. Why, look at all those red counties. It's almost as if aside from of-course-it's-blue Buffalo, every county is red. Must be something wrong with my monitor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_New_York_gubernatorial_election
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 14, 2020 03:49 PM (SAK2A)
So we'd have to get to the point where less than a few people were carrying this disease? Not possible.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 03:49 PM (oVJmc)
SARs and MERs are coronaviruses.
So we may develop ways to mitigate WuHan Flu, but it is now in the wild and will remain there.
And I fully expect the power mad stupidity of the Fascists to try and spin it as a continuing crisis.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:50 PM (W4zGS)
I am looking at the numbers and have been, and they are GREAT
this thing is nowhere near as bad as promised (and to be fair, no one knew! not that weird to play it safe)
rates are flatlining or dropping. we're on the other side!
and you guys are a super downer
why?
Cat Ass Trophy? you need a break. i know you can't take a real vacay but if you really are a doc, you need to take a leave or something if at all possible. you're not thinking straight.
everyone CHEER up! if you're going to protest at a state capitol - GREAT! enjoy. that's awesome
I'm going the Irish Democracy route and just ignoring my cowardly governor
we're over the hump people! act like it!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 14, 2020 03:50 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:50 PM (W4zGS)
+++++++++++
Echo Pandemic - Echodemic - in the Autumn!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw)
Wow - quite the pandemic.
In a state with millions of people where it was running rampage, it just took a day off.
That is Amazing.
Posted by: SH at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (sX1BW)
BREAKING : Models show impending Cocaine and Hooker shortage about to sweep through the Mid-West.
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (5UV1A)
You don't think we'll beat it, create a vaccine or develop herd immunity, like we have in the case of every other virus ever?
Posted by: Guy Smiley
No. Coronavirus is of the common cold family.
And we don't have a vaccine for that.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (GvEen)
C'mon in! The water's wet market!
Posted by: The Barrel
Hey, I corrected it before anybody else was infected with the Italican Virus.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (Y/pjd)
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Is Hunter Biden in town?
Posted by: SH at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (sX1BW)
SS is MUMR?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (WEBkv)
All are Average Joe, whom sucks cock by choice.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
This is known.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (NWiLs)
Channeling BCochran for a moment - what has been conspicuously absent in all of this is an actual cost/benefit analysis.
In my opinion, closing down a $22 trillion economy for no reason other than some model showed 2.2 million deaths is an extreme overreaction. As the numbers started coming in and we see real data as opposed to assumptions, I think my opinion is borne out. We aren't going to see 2.2 million deaths. We'll likely see under 60k, so in other words a fairly typical flu season.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 03:52 PM (C+We0)
We should gradually reopen the country now, and have safeguards for the vulnerable (elderly at risk, nursing homes, etc)
Posted by: Tofer732 at April 14, 2020 03:52 PM (stjCJ)
The best vaccines come from pigs. Spread the word.
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 03:35 PM (RuIsu)
Eat moar beef.
Posted by: Pigs at April 14, 2020 03:52 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 14, 2020 03:52 PM (agDu8)
Posted by: Dr. Brix at April 14, 2020 03:52 PM (EgshT)
You can actually sign up for the check even if you didn't pay taxes, as long as you weren't a dependent last year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
I'm guessing word got out when he showed up at the bank
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He dashed pictures of the ATM receipt all over Facebook.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:53 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: saf at April 14, 2020 03:53 PM (5IHGB)
I'm guessing word got out when he showed up at the bank
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He dashed pictures of the ATM receipt all over Facebook.
*splashed
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 03:53 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 03:51 PM (5UV1A)
Nonsense. Our customer service reps are standing by and ready to take your order 24/7. You'll be hearing from our...uh, lawyers.
Posted by: The Cali Cartel at April 14, 2020 03:53 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 03:53 PM (yL25O)
I'm guessing word got out when he showed up at the bank
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He dashed pictures of the ATM receipt all over Facebook.
*splashed
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Don't worry. We knew.
Posted by: Bob at NSA at April 14, 2020 03:54 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)
The whole "You want granny to die!!!!" thing was not just tyrannical, it was hateful and destructive emotional blackmail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
~~~~~
Mechanically separated chicken.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 03:54 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 14, 2020 03:54 PM (tVQUs)
***
So in a rational culture wouldn't we arrest the mayor of NYC for negligence, put the city under martial law, and then reopen the rest of the country?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (WdocV)
Explain to me why the poor Adirondack region, and Clinton and St Lawrence counties above it, needs to remain locked down.Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 14, 2020 03:40 PM (+fPHo)
Because if New Yawk suffers, everyone else needs to suffer. Because they're better than us.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (EGyGV)
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Leftists specialize in emotional blackmail.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 14, 2020 03:54 PM (tVQUs)
++++++++++++
There were almost 7,200 positive tests *today* in NYS.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)
I'd also like to think I will win the lottery tomorrow and have leggy supermodels chasing me.
Posted by: Ripley at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Sooner at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
{{{ hugs babe }}}
well Heidi has a voodoo doll in the other room and she keeps yelling
"FEEL ANYTHING NOW?!"
so yeah...things are great.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Never let a good crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (tVQUs)
She thought it was despicable that a member of the Trump administration was involved in supporting a protest against her. DeVos said they have had no involvement in this protest.
Today, Amway Company and it's employees donated thousands of masks, gloves and hand sanitizer to local hospitals and medical groups. Whitmer decided to thank them for their donations.
Whitmer is perfect for Joe Biden. She can lie and switch sides and positions even faster than he does.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2020 03:45 PM (Asyn9)
Amway is still around?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)
++++++++
Nevermind, those 7,200 were indeed for the 13th, not the 14th. I misread the chart.
But +7,200 to zero in one day seems ... unlikely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (W4zGS)
Yes, indeed...your concern for people always shines through whenever you post..! NEIGH.
Posted by: Secretariat at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (90T4r)
Sure cancel Sportsball events and parades, but let people f*cking work.
Also embargo/ban travel from China. Permanently.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 03:52 PM (C+We0)
...
Some brave soul is going to commit career suicide by dividing the cost of the shutdown by the number of lives we supposedly saved, whatever that number is going to be.
But it's going to be like $2M per life saved, even if you think we saved 1M lives.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++++
And also don't forget that despite Cuomo's insistence to the contrary, the "we're all gonna die" models *assumed* that "social distancing" would happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)
It took just a few contagious people coming from China to infect the world
~~~~~
Who is this ^^^ knucklehead?
Try 5 million. That's the conservative estimate.
Posted by: IrishEi
He's right about how infectious it is. He's just totally wrong about how deadly it is. We can easily have rolling openings of various sectors (especially to alleviate any food or other necessity shortages) and then see how it goes.
Is it risky? For those with morbid obesity, or other serious health problems, yes. But we cannot shut down the whole country to try and extinguish the virus. Not only won't it happen, but the impact would be devastating.
Dr. Fauci's focus is on preventing any deaths from this. That's fine. That's his job. Trump's job is to balance those competing interests and keep us together as a nation. It's time to start opening things up, at least gradually.
Posted by: imp at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (uKiy5)
Posted by: Keith RIchards at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (oVJmc)
What is Cuomo talking about?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (IB++I)
Maybe as part of our pandemic dispersal plan, no company or organization should be HQ'd in New Gomorrah.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (DY3v8)
The next day he dropped the wife back in Switzerland and returned to Germany.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (nRNOc)
Note:
As I've mentioned before, Lady YD is very non-political, doesn't like politicians, doesn't vote, etc. To the extent she's formed an opinion of Trump, she doesn't like him, mostly based on personality and media characterizations of his putative "racism."
After I made her watch one of the Dem debates (the one where Castro promised taxpayer funded abortions for men) - ONE of them mind you, she said "you know maybe I'll vote this year, for Trump. None of these people can be made President."
Until yesterday she had never once watched a Press Corps Q&A before. But she watched them question Trump last night, and said - I shit you not - "Is there any way Trump can just suspend the election? These people are an embarrassment."
Of the blonde one who Trump called "a fake," she said "if that were me, I would quit my job, change my hair, and go into hiding. How embarrassing. Who would speak to the President like that?"
She went from "I don't like Trump at all" to "name him Imperator" in the space of a year. And not on his merits. On the lack of merit of his opponents.
Single data point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (hDNne)
Deaths leveling off or decreasing: "We were right, need to step on the gas and tighten the shutdown."
Deaths increasing: "We told you so. People aren't complying and so we really need to ratchet things up."
Posted by: RM at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: azalea city at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (WX+x0)
Also the left: We should give granny the pain pills instead of the surgery because keeping her alive is to expensive.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2020 03:59 PM (WdocV)
Even Not Hans Blix was claiming that the models didn't include social distancing. Yes they did, just admit you got it wrong, you idiot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ian S.
I've convinced myself that drinking beer, the colder the better, is a strong deterrent to getting it.
So far it's been working!
Posted by: Biergood at April 14, 2020 03:59 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Rich Hoosierdaddy at April 14, 2020 03:59 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)
They did not. They assumed we did nothing. The millions die but not so many millions assumed we just isolated the elderly.
The social distancing one thought we could be as low as 10k deaths. It was wrong too! Yet, I suspect we aren't really doing social distancing effectively, from what I see.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 14, 2020 03:59 PM (IB++I)
Rita Wilson (Tom Hanks' wife) says: Chloroquine basically saved my life, but I don't want to admit it, so I'll just speculate that my fever disappeared immediately after taking it by sheer coincidence; also, I had some transitory minor side-effects. Media headline: RITA WILSON SAY CHLOROQUINE HAD TERRIBLE SIDE-EFFECTS. With no mention of it saving her life:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ rita-wilson-coronavirus- battle-extreme-chloroquine-side-effects-1290168
They absolutely have a vendetta against this miracle drug, even when it saves their own lives.
Trump Derangement Syndrome leads to genocide.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2020 03:59 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (IJG6N)
Can't be avoided. Sorry.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 03:59 PM (zqs/f)
Some pandemic emergency we got then.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 04:00 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (yL25O)
...
Furthermore, most of those lives, since they're in the vulnerable population category, and I say this as a 29 year old, were probably only extended by an average of what--10 years? Optimistically?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:00 PM (yL25O)
Those things are gross.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
I agree, but how did you get to be 29 without ever eating a Peep??
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2020 04:00 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Gruppenfueher Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 14, 2020 04:00 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 04:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Those things are gross.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++++
Peeps are the candy corn of Easter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (W4zGS)
When it comes to science, leftists love the un-falsifiable claim.
Meanwhile, in England:
Frail coronavirus patients may be denied critical care under an NHS scale system designed to free up ICU beds.
The controversial 'Clinical Frailty Scale' (CFS) ranks patients' vulnerability from one to nine in order to prioritise those most likely to recover from the killer virus.
Those with a combined score of more than five are said to have uncertainty around the benefits of critical care, according to the system, which has been implemented while NHS hospitals desperately scramble to free up beds and ventilators.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/r7bmwde
But we need to crash the economy to save grandpa!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
I agree, but how did you get to be 29 without ever eating a Peep??
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Not sure, actually. Never was a huge marshmallow guy, but those don't even seem to be real marshmallows.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Big Confection at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (iUEG2)
Those things are gross.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
You were that desperate while on lockdown, eh?
Yes, they are, and thanks for lightening the atmosphere here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (WI7YS)
We are totally living in the South Park 1% episode now. Shutting everything down because a few are extremely vulnerable. It's not fair, and cannot be sustained.
Posted by: imp at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (uKiy5)
Those people will be immortal if we simply shut down the economy!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
Also the left: We should give granny the pain pills instead of the surgery because keeping her alive is to expensive.
The difference is whether it's giving them what they really want-- more power.
Posted by: Keith RIchards at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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Many many years ago, some chemists got together and did a scientific study to determine the durability of peeps.
The chemists, or maybe they were chemistry students, exposed peeps to some incredibly toxic stuff and, well, peeps are pretty indestructible.
/the more you know.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (hYcqw)
I will actually eat candy corn. Used to be my favorite as a kid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: azalea city
I'm 57. Healthy. 400 sickos in a county of 859,000.
I'll take my chances.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (GvEen)
Those things are gross.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Throw one in the microwave.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Methos at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (kOpft)
Those things are gross.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
...
The first one is gross.
By the 10th one though it'll change your life.
Try it.
You'll see.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++
Huh. Just when you think you know someone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
This hero of the Republik will be in our Administration.
Posted by: Gruppenfueher Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: db at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (MdAA3)
Who remembers CURTIS MATHES televisions?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (wojhP)
The chemists, or maybe they were chemistry students, exposed peeps to some incredibly toxic stuff and, well, peeps are pretty indestructible.
/the more you know.
Posted by: blake
Shelf life of Peeps are unknown
They keep outlasting the shelves.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (GvEen)
Yes, they are, and thanks for lightening the atmosphere here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2020 04:01 PM (WI7YS)
Something like that.
My pleasure. I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Every year illegals kill around 9K Americans and we've done jack sh*t about it.
It is a lot easier to keep people out then it is a disease (though the former is very helpful in the latter).
So in the spirit of saving lives we have to immediately send the illegals home, now, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 03:18 PM (G86Sr)
But you don't live in New York state, that state where they reported zero new cases today.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (xPl2J)
By the 10th one though it'll change your life.
Try it.
You'll see.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:02 PM (yL25O)
+++++++++++++
Like "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" then. My roommates loved it. I didn't. Then I got snowed in alone with nothing to do and they were the only DVDs in the house. By the end of the second disc, I found it funny and still do. I still do not understand why.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (hYcqw)
SURPRISE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (wojhP)
Joey Bidet or a Peep?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (W4zGS)
about the same
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (hYcqw)
--
It was the Broodwich episode that changed your mind, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (hYcqw)
You weren't aware of the IQ points you dropped over the first 2 seasons.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
* raises hand *
* looks around *
* stealthily lowers hand *
Posted by: db at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (MdAA3)
Curtis Mathes was the Gold Standard, Cadillac Coupe de Ville, avocado refrigerator of 1970s console TVs.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Very good.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (wojhP)
FRANK ZAPPA THE HOT RATS SESSIONS
May issue Sterophile editors pick recording of the month.
I am the last surviving member of the Prometheus.
Posted by: azalea city at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (WX+x0)
The next day he dropped the wife back in Switzerland and returned to Germany.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2020 03:57 PM (nRNOc)
Proving, once again, it's good to be King.
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCEU2)
some incredibly toxic stuff and, well, peeps are pretty indestructible.
***
See in China they could have made their money back by then selling the used peeps back to hungry snackers.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (WdocV)
They are toys, not food.
Posted by: db at April 14, 2020 04:03 PM (MdAA3)
Disgusting.
With the late night munchies and nothing else in the house to eat but uncooked spaghetti and Peeps, the uncooked spaghetti wins.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2020 03:32 PM (786Ro)
-------
Tell them you'll consider it only upon your receipt of the shrunken head of Erick Erickson (which will still be the size of an NBA regulation basketball, even after the witch doctors finish with it).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 03:36 PM (hDNne)
Have we discussed Erickson's column yesterday about how there needs to be a timeline for reopening the country.
You know, the same Erickson who said that if you were concerned about the economic impacts of closing everything down you can never again call yourself pro-life?
*throws things*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (Vy7tf)
The social distancing one thought we could be as low as 10k deaths. It was wrong too! Yet, I suspect we aren't really doing social distancing effectively, from what I see.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit
Where's the 80,000 - 100,000 dead from exponentials??
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (GvEen)
Those things are gross.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
They're better when they're stale.
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (cF8AT)
Yeah bad TV leeches your intellect, until you start enjoying it. There was a study done, showing brain activity is actually lower while watching TV than while sitting and doing "nothing"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
There was a time when we were America's biggest hot spot. It was frankly embarrassing. No one wanted anyone from Seattle coming to their town.
While President Dipshit was busy calling our Governor a snake, Inslee closed our schools and implemented social distancing measure which we have taken to heart. Now we are nowhere the worst in the nation. Not even close. We are wearing masks in public. We are closing parks and staying home.
And its working.
Inslee recognizes this and sent the field hospital (which by definition is a hospital which can be moved) to a place that needed it more. We are handling this thing.
Trump told us we were on our own. We took that to heart.
Now he is lying and taking credit for what we did. That's typical of him. He's a salesman. We elected a guy who sold steaks and he's constantly selling things as "perfect" and "the best ever" and it's always bullshit.
But you all love him so that's where we're at.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (IJG6N)
Hey everyone, we're facing a potential tragedy. Quite a few will get sick and die, which is heartbreaking.
Here's the plan: if you're vulnerable, do what you need to do to stay safe.
Meanwhile, we're sending a $1200 stimulus to every taxpayer in the country, and if your loved one does die specifically OF the Wuhan Virus, we will provide $500k of life insurance for that individual's estate.
Would have been cheaper, families would have been taken care of, and we wouldn't be heading into 5 years of economic recovery.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (yL25O)
With the late night munchies and nothing else in the house to eat but uncooked spaghetti and Peeps, the uncooked spaghetti wins.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (CqE5x)
Your body is able to digest uncooked spaghetti.
Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (Gj7/J)
Like "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" then. My roommates loved it. I didn't. Then I got snowed in alone with nothing to do and they were the only DVDs in the house. By the end of the second disc, I found it funny and still do. I still do not understand why.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (hYcqw)
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Because it is. If you can watch Handbanana violate Carl or John Kruk get tortured by Chrysanthemum and the BJ Queen without laughing, you have a heart of stone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (hYcqw)
Was dope involved?
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++++
Luckily, I apparently had them to spare
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (hYcqw)
Joey Bidet or a Peep?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 04:04 PM (W4zGS)
I do
Posted by: Joe Biden's Enormous Cobra at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (CqE5x)
They're better when they're stale.
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (cF8AT)
The small package of them is still open in the kitchen.
Guess I'll try again next week.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Wall st knows whats up. s&P500 is only down 15% from the Feb 2020 all time high. It was all a fucking con job to take down Trump but even the rubes are figuring it out. They started figuring it out when the millions of deaths predicted turned into 20K with half of them in NYC.
It is not just the flu. It is much much much smaller than even a mild flu year.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (olImo)
The modeling for flattening the curve assumed hundreds of thousands of deaths. We got tens of thousands (and that's counting every death WITH the Wuhan Flu, rather than FROM it).
No need to lie to justify your fears.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:07 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (BBSCv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (/Kt3K)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (cF8AT)
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You do know the time it takes for peeps to go stale is measured in Epochs, right?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (WEBkv)
There are some articles that have reported this sex difference before, but it's still not clear why men die at such a higher rate. Clearly this virus is politically incorrect. Nobody has educated it to understand that there is no difference between the sexes, because biological sex is just a social construct and people can choose which sex they are, and anybody who says otherwise is just a transphobic h8ter Nazi Trumpster who deserves to die!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (GvEen)
He's here.... then POOF..... he gone.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (BBSCv)
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I like it on my Peeps cereal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
____
King of Thailand you say? I bet he'd got a servant that gives them all a quick Biden check to make sure there aren't any guys sneaking into the list of concubines.
Posted by: Obligatory at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (Ti+Tv)
It cooks in your stomach
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)
He NEVER said that. You lyin' piece of bat guano.
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (90T4r)
Since 9-11 it has been nothing but security theatre, very expensive security theatre.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (1g7ch)
And to be fair, a lot of people in Seattle were already wearing face masks well before January. Like Antifa.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (C+We0)
Trump told us we were on our own. We took that to heart.
Now he is lying and taking credit for what we did. That's typical of him. He's a salesman. We elected a guy who sold steaks and he's constantly selling things as "perfect" and "the best ever" and it's always bullshit.
But you all love him so that's where we're at.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (IJG6N)
So, umm, where did the field hospital Inslee sent away come from?
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (ZfRYq)
I start sentences with 'Thousands of years ago...' and everyone just nods and keeps on doing what they were doing.
Hurtful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (IJG6N)
Yeah, you know why? Because of ONE FRIGGIN NURSING HOME. Shut up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX)
And pointless. What difference does it make what he says in his free time, what possible connection does that have to do with racing?
No one wanted anyone from Seattle coming to their town.
Nobody ever has wanted that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)
lol
I People all over the place especially in parks in Seattle. Social distancing my ass. Lying asshole.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:10 PM (olImo)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (cF8AT)
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So are most breads and cakes.
Well, just BEFORE they go stale I should say.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:10 PM (CqE5x)
Nobody ever has wanted that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++
You're tellin' me...
Posted by: Boise, ID at April 14, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)
This hero of the Republik will be in our Administration.
____________
I love seeing people like this that were running around with their hair on fire completely wrong.
Posted by: Lillehammer at April 14, 2020 04:10 PM (3OQWs)
Can you send me some billions and then ill repay plus 20%.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (agDu8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (BBSCv)
Posted by: tubal
The Purge list grew. Exponentially.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (GvEen)
And the Niners are still in SF.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (GvEen)
+++++++++++
Dammit, it's EXPIDENTIALLY
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (C+We0)
I believe the masks had something to do with the shit in the streets.
Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (mrrpT)
They are too "good."
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Would have been cheaper, families would have been taken care of, and we wouldn't be heading into 5 years of economic recovery.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (yL25O)
Some genius in India came up with idea to pay people $2 for every rat tail they brought in in an attempt to destroy the rat population. Suddenly, hundreds of peasants became rat ranchers. the more yo subsidise a thing the more of it you get. Can u imagine how many people would wantonly infect granny for a half mil?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (Vy7tf)
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
Yep. 25 Old sick people in Seattle died. So we had to shut down the economy over it. And this asshole is happy about it.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (olImo)
Nobody ever has wanted that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++
You're tellin' me...
Posted by: Boise, ID at April 14, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)
...
I think you're forgetting about Nirvana.
No, no I think i see your point.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (DY3v
But NOT kapershit...lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: blaster
And why was it sent there in the first place?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (95j/9)
So Curtis Mathes ends up dying on a flight from Dallas to Toronto in 1983. The DC-9 caught fire in flight; the plane landed safely and intact in Cincinatti.
The cabin was filled with smoke when the plane landed, the passengers were choking. But when they opened the doors it caused a flash fire killing 23 passengers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (wojhP)
Fucking wow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (BBSCv)
Maybe it's transformed by adding Milk ?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (CqE5x)
When it comes to science, leftists love the un-falsifiable claim.
Meanwhile, in England:
Frail coronavirus patients may be denied critical care under an NHS scale system designed to free up ICU beds.
The controversial 'Clinical Frailty Scale' (CFS) ranks patients' vulnerability from one to nine in order to prioritise those most likely to recover from the killer virus.
Those with a combined score of more than five are said to have uncertainty around the benefits of critical care, according to the system, which has been implemented while NHS hospitals desperately scramble to free up beds and ventilators.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/r7bmwde
But we need to crash the economy to save grandpa!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I saw a news report on Sky News that showed this happening in real time. It was absolutely horrifying. I thought to myself -- "They Liverpool Pathwaying those sick old people!" And indeed they were. Committees in nursing homes would decide who "merited" care - -an the rest were literally locked in their rooms to die.
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (N9G0H)
Fucking wow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (BBSCv)
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Colloquially known as "Lucky Charms."
The charms are made of stale peeps, I believe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (WEBkv)
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..... without using it to begin with.
What is it about salt spray that muddles people minds. Anybody that lives within 250 miles of it are reduced to blubbering bouts of emotionalism.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2020 04:11 PM (DY3v
Santa Clara
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tami
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They are easier to light afire at that time also.
It's true!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (Y4EXg)
But you all love him so that's where we're at.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (IJG6N)
He didn't say that you were "on your own" he says that states and localities have primary responsibility in these matters.
So, what other major health issues do you want Trump to take over in Seattle? How about the homeless and opioid problem? Should he send in the troops and fix those for you too? That's a much more dangerous and long-term health (and welfare) problem for Seattle.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: spindrift at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (iUEG2)
Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2020 04:06 PM (Ti+Tv)
It cooks in your stomach
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)
don't bother with task of making spaghetti. eat a cup of flour, follow with glass of water, spoonful of salt. same thing.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (zr5Kq)
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To be fair, King George was much less despotic than today's modern government.
I mean all he wanted to do was tax some tea to pay for a war.
Still where is today's Patrick Henry?
Posted by: SH at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (sX1BW)
The cabin was filled with smoke when the plane landed, the passengers were choking. But when they opened the doors it caused a flash fire killing 23 passengers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (wojhP)
Wow.
What could you do? Let people choke?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: nurse ratched
'Ettes and 'Rons are always exempted and if we could get you to move permanently, we would. Same goes for the East Coasters.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)
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Exception, rule.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (WEBkv)
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Thats a lot of words for "DEATH PANELS".
Posted by: fixerupper at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (Vy7tf)
...
Large numbers are impossible to visualize.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (yL25O)
The computer model says they need them.
Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Tami
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They are easier to light afire at that time also.
It's true!!
Posted by: Tonypete
Farts or Peeps?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Wow.
What could you do? Let people choke?
Posted by: JoeF.
Yeah, I dunno. I'm trying to figure out what they could've done.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Ahhhh, you are well on your way in preparation for Karen's Happy Fun Kamps. Well done.
Posted by: Gruppenfueher Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (GvEen)
+++++++++++++++
First one, then the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:13 PM (WEBkv)
But they don't have that plastic pixie sawdust on it
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:16 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (zr5Kq)
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If you swallow yeast.... you'll brew your own gut beer....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 14, 2020 04:16 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: tubal
______________
I feel the same way, a good friend of mine really got revealed as a hysterical little bitch.
He thinks he's going to get laid off shortly, so he should be happy since that's what he was calling for with the extreme lockdown. Probably wipe out his retirement and business. But at least he didn't get flu like symptoms for a few weeks .
Posted by: Blago at April 14, 2020 04:16 PM (sjTfF)
He's been around a long time, used to primarily haunt Right Wing News. Was often strident, always certain, but very rarely right about anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (hYcqw)
New sponsor.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2020 04:16 PM (t+qrx)
We have to take away all the guns if it saves even one life.
We have to bail out the colleges and banks if it saves even one life.
We have to institute draconian environmental standards if it saves even one life.
We have to nationalize the health system if it saves even one life.
We have to raise taxes if it saves even one life.
We have to give leftists all the power and money if it saves even one life.
Starting to sense a theme....
The Left really cares about lives!!!
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2020 04:16 PM (lwwTC)
Yep. 25 Old sick people in Seattle died. So we had to shut down the economy over it. And this asshole is happy about it.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (olImo)
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I predicted all along this would not turn into a disaster scenario; none of the facts about the severity of the illness pointed to one. And that when it didn't, we'd be told by those who thought it would be one that their noble panic saved us all from certain death. This includes Pres. Trump, AFAIC.
It was inevitable. When you contribute, even in a small individual way, to the complete destruction of millions of real people's lives for no fucking reason at all, there's a strong impulse to justify your position.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (hDNne)
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That could be anyone.
Posted by: SH at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (sX1BW)
I was at the Super Bowl in '03 when the Raiders got blown out by Tampa Bay. The sight of a parade of Raiders fans in the full outfits and makeup leaving the stadium crying at halftime means I'm definitely betting on Newsome.
Also the Raiders are in Vegas this year.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2020 04:15 PM (mrrpT)
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Computer models also said we be incinerated by Global Warming in the year 2011.
So.....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (lwwTC)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 03:56 PM (90T4r)
9/11 was my clue. People cheering and waving their little flags while we expanded the police state and put our own people under surveillance because of two dozen muslims was, as they say in the poker biz, a tell.
But, the administration wrapped it up in patriotism, so the usual rubes lapped it up while proudly singing Lee Greenwood, with their lighters proudly up in the air.
Whats going on today is no different. Not one bit.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (HKAOM)
Yep. 25 Old sick people in Seattle died. So we had to shut down the economy over it. And this asshole is happy about it.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:12 PM (olImo)
Yep. And there is, on average, one opioid-related death per DAY in King County. That means that, since this all began there have been more people in King County dying of opioid overdose than of the virus.
So, what do they do? Give them needles. Why not let Trump fix the opioid problem too? It seems like a much more pressing health problem for Seattle than this virus is.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (GvEen)
was wrong too! Yet, I suspect we aren't really doing social distancing
effectively, from what I see.
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Wow, RCU, that's some bullshit, even from you.
When the task force finally committed to some numbers, after the fraud in the UK had been exposed, and they already had some real world data to fix their phony model, they were claiming 100k to 250k was the optimal, do everything we say result. Two days later Brix chided us fro not doing everything they said, which put their minimum at a quarter million.
Posted by: Methos at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (kOpft)
But if the fire was starved of oxygen the chances of resuscitating the passengers would also be slim.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Need some egg and olive oil, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Is this man a catholic at all?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 14, 2020 03:30 PM (XKC/U)
Yes
Unknown
Posted by: Napoleon Soli, Section 2, Number 1 at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (0fbbp)
We must let the mueller investigation continue and be completed!!!
Sound familiar??
We must'nt end the lockdown!!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
??? Where did you get that info?
The Niners moved to Santa Clara four years ago. Did they move back to SF?
Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (olImo)
Posted by: setnaffa at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (c4NCi)
We have to take away all the guns if it saves even one life.
We have to bail out the colleges and banks if it saves even one life.
We have to institute draconian environmental standards if it saves even one life.
We have to nationalize the health system if it saves even one life.
We have to raise taxes if it saves even one life.
We have to give leftists all the power and money if it saves even one life.
Starting to sense a theme....
The Left really cares about lives!!!
Posted by: ... at
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We have to keep the abortion mills open even if . . .
--- Wait, bad example. .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (Y4EXg)
I was at the Super Bowl in '03 when the Raiders got blown out by Tampa Bay. The sight of a parade of Raiders fans in the full outfits and makeup leaving the stadium crying at halftime means I'm definitely betting on Newsome.
Also the Raiders are in Vegas this year.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)
...
Remember those fun days in the 80's when Raiders jackets were a national phenomenon and people were getting shot over them?
People are crazy.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: squid_hunt at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (B0mGw)
He presided over the worst-hit state--partly because his state is poorly-run BY HIM
He alternately whines, demands, begs for shit from Trump --and gets it.
But the people who HATE Trump think Cuomo's the bee's knees AND he get's marriage proposals from horny women from all over the world.
?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (CqE5x)
The longer the fake mueller investigation went on and stayed in the fake news, the more it hurt President Trump. And he had better not dare to end the fake investigation.
The longer this farcical lockdown continues, the more it hurts President Trump (and the USA).
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (DY3v8)
They were almost always CM cabinets containing someone else's guts. By 1980 it was usually one of the lesser (non-Sony) Japanese makes, before then it was sometimes RCA. (Not Zenith, who made the actually most reliable American sets in the 60s and 70s).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (ZGrMX)
Need some egg and olive oil, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Oh look at me, I got a job and now I'm all fancy with adding eggs and olive oil and shit.
Posted by: Gruppenfueher Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 14, 2020 04:20 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: squid_hunt at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (B0mGw)
Ah leave hillary alone
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 04:20 PM (85Gof)
Because I can't believe anyone thinks we look to the likes of Rich Lowery for any sort of guidance.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:20 PM (wojhP)
The longer the fake mueller investigation went on and stayed in the fake news, the more it hurt President Trump. And he had better not dare to end the fake investigation.
The longer this farcical lockdown continues, the more it hurts President Trump (and the USA).
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 04:19 PM (wojhP)
The Mueller sham hurt Trump? I think just the opposite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 04:20 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (d7Ww2)
...
Unpopular opinion: S'mores are kinda garbage.
I think it's because people always make them out of Hershey's chocolate, which is garbage.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (olImo)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (ZCEU2)
>>#Wapo has legit bombshell indicating the #coronavirus was created by & escaped from a #Chinese lab experimenting on bats,
which means the whole wet market story was just BS cover for a bio-experiment fuckup of epic proportion.
So let's assume for a moment this is true and Trump has known this all along. Frankly, I've thought this was the case all along and not some dumb bat soup. An engineered bio weapon escaped from a lab in China and the Chinese government and the WHO did everything they could to lie about, not give any details on the type of virus and cover it up.
Might explain why Trump moved as aggressively as he did.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)
No fair using logic, I'm telling!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (saatE)
was wrong too! Yet, I suspect we aren't really doing social distancing
effectively, from what I see.
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Wow, RCU, that's some bullshit, even from you.
When the task force finally committed to some numbers, after the fraud in the UK had been exposed, and they already had some real world data to fix their phony model, they were claiming 100k to 250k was the optimal, do everything we say result. Two days later Brix chided us fro not doing everything they said, which put their minimum at a quarter million.
Posted by: Methos at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (kOpft)
I can just post the original models if you want. I might take me a few minutes to dig them up, but the 'megadeaths' estimates all assumed no general social distancing.
Last time I had this debate with Christopher R Taylor he just accused me of not being a True Prospect Nation Member.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (IB++I)
The Department of Justice (DOJ) announced it will take action in a religious liberty case involving churches in Greenville, Mississippi, where police officers issued $500 tickets to church members who refused to leave the parking lot for a drive-in Easter church service.
AG BILL BARR: "Government may not impose special restrictions on religious activity that do not also apply to similar nonreligious activity."
More: https://tinyurl.com/tleqlon
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I was one of the first to predict it. I was told to stfu & stfd because I didn't know wtf I was talking about because of exponentials.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 04:22 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Oh look at me, I got a job and now I'm all fancy with adding eggs and olive oil and shit.
Posted by: Gruppenfueher Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 14, 2020 04:20 PM (sjdRT)
right ? we have no time for gourmet recipes.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 14, 2020 04:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 14, 2020 04:18 PM (olImo)
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The lefties in Seattle tend to forget that in the '70s it got famous for the billboard - "Will the Last Person Leaving Seattle Please Turn off the Lights?"
Microsoft, Boeing & Amazon- Seattle has been milking those golden geese for a couple of decades now. Once they get fed up and leave (like both Boeing & Amazon are trying to do) their economy will collapse. The only thing Seattle really has going for it is cheap electricity and their port and they have been pushing off port clients to other cities for years now.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2020 04:23 PM (BJKQV)
Last time I had this debate with Christopher R Taylor he just accused me of not being a True Prospect Nation Member.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 14, 2020 04:21 PM (IB++I)
Methos Johnson is right...again:
The first models were 100,000-240,000 deaths WITH mitigation. 1.1 million - 2.0 million deaths WITHOUT mitigation.
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 04:24 PM (cF8AT)
twat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 04:24 PM (85Gof)
The Mueller sham hurt Trump? I think just the opposite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 04:20 PM (pS94+)
It did cost the GOP the House in '18
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:25 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:25 PM (zr5Kq)
twat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 04:24 PM (85Gof)
I'd........hit it.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:25 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:25 PM (CqE5x)
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Well, that and #NeverTrump GOPers resigning rather than working with PDT.
I still despise Lyin' Ryan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:26 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:25 PM (CqE5x)
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Well, that and #NeverTrump GOPers resigning rather than working with PDT.
I still despise Lyin' Ryan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:26 PM (WEBkv)
I think lying scum like Ryan and mccain cost the 18 election more than anything else
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 04:27 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 04:28 PM (zr5Kq)
*********
No, but I'm sure the decision was rational and well-thought-out.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2020 04:28 PM (m45I2)
Who remembers CURTIS MATHES televisions?
Posted by: Soothsayer
I do. I remember when you could find a Curtis Mathes store in a mall in Western PA. The store, and the mall for that matter, are long gone. If Curtis Mathes still exists, it probably doesn't make TVs anymore.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2020 04:28 PM (Y/pjd)
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The global warming "we've only got 11 years!" nonsense that modern Democrats keep citing?
No sh*t, it's taken from an article written in 1989.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 14, 2020 04:28 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2020 04:28 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2020 04:25 PM (CqE5x)
No, I genuinely think that was the 45 retirements by Democrat-sympathizing (R)'s. No party can withstand that in the midterm of their new presidency. Thankfully it may have ended up a yuge blessing.
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2020 04:28 PM (lwwTC)
No sh*t, it's taken from an article written in 1989.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 14, 2020 04:28 PM (41rs/)
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Peak oil.
10 years before the oil would reach market, so, no use even trying..12 years later, still saying same.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 04:29 PM (WEBkv)
line as I mean Iowa, and women created by- go- you know the radio, make
sure the guidelines of us follow the guidelines of us. We choose truth
over facts.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2020 04:31 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 14, 2020 04:36 PM (FLiOE)
appropriate protections to thank those infected or canceling events and
women created by you know someone who are most at night. Make
sure the first responders and women created by you know the
television -- excuse me, make sure that kids are just from all of Ohio? I
speak for others. I'd like to protect ourselves and closing campuses.
Because whether that's self quarantine, self quarantining themselves or
know someone who are already making sacrifices to protect ourselves and
closing campuses. Because whether that's self quarantining themselves on
the thing. I'm a loss, first one to protect ourselves and healthcare
providers are putting themselves or canceling events and women created
by you still have here in the television -- excuse me, make sure
that kids hear words. I was me. Poor kids hear words. I mean Iowa, and
women created by you have here in contact with an infected families
that kids are most at risk for marriage was just as I want to be clear,
I'm not you're infected or canceling events and women created by you have been in Ohio because they have been in Ohio because they have
the television -- excuse me, make sure the radio, make sure the
television -- excuse me, make sure you have the way, the guidelines of
Ohio? I mean Iowa, and women created by- go- you know- you still have
suffered a national response. Not just as I speak for the state of Ohio?
I was me. Poor kids are most at risk for this disease. We choose
science over fiction. We hold these
truths to come out for this is infected families that have suffered a
Democratic candidate for the guidelines of us. We choose truth over facts.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2020 04:38 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 14, 2020 04:40 PM (CLteG)
***
If true we should be at war right now. China has a long standing problem with their farming/butchering hygiene for which we should have embargod them long ago.
But allowing a bio-weapon to come here is an act of war and state sponsored terrorism.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2020 04:43 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: saf at April 14, 2020 04:45 PM (5IHGB)
One fucking nursing home. Sure. We saw that one infected person in a nursing home could infect the whole place in a matter of days.
We also saw that a choir practicing in Skagit County could infect half of the people there.
We saw that this was how contagious this thing was. We perhaps saw it first. So we reacted swiftly and we've made great progress.
That this only happened in the one nursing home is a testament to our action. Because one contagious worker can infect an entire institution in a matter of hours.
That Skagit Valley choir didn't touch each other. No hugs, no handshakes. They only sang near each other for a couple of hours and up to that point there hadn't been a single case of the virus in that county.
45 out of 70 that showed up got sick. 2 died.
We all saw that and took this shit seriously.
Again, Trump is at least now taking it seriously. You all still aren't.
So fuck off and let the grownups handle this.
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